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+hi, how are you doing?	i'm fine. how about yourself?
+i'm fine. how about yourself?	i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.
+i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.	no problem. so how have you been?
+no problem. so how have you been?	i've been great. what about you?
+i've been great. what about you?	i've been good. i'm in school right now.
+i've been good. i'm in school right now.	what school do you go to?
+what school do you go to?	i go to pcc.
+i go to pcc.	do you like it there?
+do you like it there?	it's okay. it's a really big campus.
+it's okay. it's a really big campus.	good luck with school.
+good luck with school.	thank you very much.
+how's it going?	i'm doing well. how about you?
+i'm doing well. how about you?	never better, thanks.
+never better, thanks.	so how have you been lately?
+so how have you been lately?	i've actually been pretty good. you?
+i've actually been pretty good. you?	i'm actually in school right now.
+i'm actually in school right now.	which school do you attend?
+which school do you attend?	i'm attending pcc right now.
+i'm attending pcc right now.	are you enjoying it there?
+are you enjoying it there?	it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.
+it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.	good luck with that.
+good luck with that.	thanks.
+how are you doing today?	i'm doing great. what about you?
+i'm doing great. what about you?	i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.
+i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.	everything's been good with you?
+everything's been good with you?	i haven't been better. how about yourself?
+i haven't been better. how about yourself?	i started school recently.
+i started school recently.	where are you going to school?
+where are you going to school?	i'm going to pcc.
+i'm going to pcc.	how do you like it so far?
+how do you like it so far?	i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.
+i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.	i wish you luck.
+it's an ugly day today.	i know. i think it may rain.
+i know. i think it may rain.	it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.
+it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.	that would be weird.
+that would be weird.	yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.
+yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.	i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.
+i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.	yes, it would be. 
+yes, it would be. 	i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. 
+i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. 	me too. i can't wait until winter.
+me too. i can't wait until winter.	i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.
+i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.	i'd rather be cold than hot.
+i'd rather be cold than hot.	me too.
+it doesn't look very nice outside today.	you're right. i think it's going to rain later.
+you're right. i think it's going to rain later.	in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.
+in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.	that wouldn't seem right.
+that wouldn't seem right.	considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.
+considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.	exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.
+exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.	i know, you're absolutely right.
+i know, you're absolutely right.	i wish it would cool off one day.
+i wish it would cool off one day.	that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.
+that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.	i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.
+i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.	i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.
+i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.	that's exactly how i feel.
+i wish it was a nicer day today.	that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.
+that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.	it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.
+it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.	it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.
+it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.	it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.
+it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.	any rain right now would be pointless.
+any rain right now would be pointless.	that's right, it really would be.
+that's right, it really would be.	i want it to cool down some.
+i want it to cool down some.	i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.
+i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.	winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.
+winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.	i would rather deal with the winter than the summer.
+it's such a nice day.	yes, it is.
+yes, it is.	it looks like it may rain soon.
+it looks like it may rain soon.	yes, and i hope that it does.
+yes, and i hope that it does.	why is that?
+why is that?	i really love how rain clears the air.
+i really love how rain clears the air.	me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.
+me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.	yes, but i love the night air after it rains.
+yes, but i love the night air after it rains.	really? why is it?
+really? why is it?	because you can see the stars perfectly.
+because you can see the stars perfectly.	i really hope it rains today.
+i really hope it rains today.	yeah, me too.
+isn't it a nice day?	it really is.
+it really is.	it seems that it may rain today.
+it seems that it may rain today.	hopefully it will.
+hopefully it will.	how come?
+how come?	i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.
+i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.	i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.
+i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.	i especially love the night air when it rains.
+i especially love the night air when it rains.	really? why?
+really? why?	the stars look so much closer after it rains.
+the stars look so much closer after it rains.	i really want it to rain today.
+i really want it to rain today.	yeah, so do i.
+don't you think it's nice out?	yes, i think so too.
+yes, i think so too.	i think that it's going to rain.
+i think that it's going to rain.	i hope that it does rain.
+i hope that it does rain.	you like the rain?
+you like the rain?	the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.
+the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.	i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.
+i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.	i love most how it is at night after it rains.
+i love most how it is at night after it rains.	how come?
+how come?	you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.
+you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.	i would love for it to rain today.
+i really want to go to the beach this weekend.	that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?
+that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?	i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.
+i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.	is it going to be perfect beach weather?
+is it going to be perfect beach weather?	i believe so.
+i believe so.	good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.
+good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.	i know. i really want to go to the beach.
+i know. i really want to go to the beach.	but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.
+but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.	you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.
+you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.	i really wish the weather would just stay the same.
+i really wish the weather would just stay the same.	i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.
+i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.	yeah, that would make things a lot easier.
+i would like to take a trip to the beach this weekend.	a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?
+a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?	the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.
+the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.	so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?
+so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?	it sounds like it will be.
+it sounds like it will be.	i really hope it doesn't get cold.
+i really hope it doesn't get cold.	that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.
+that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.	the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.
+the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.	that is true. the weather is constantly changing.
+that is true. the weather is constantly changing.	it would be nice if the weather would never change.
+it would be nice if the weather would never change.	that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.
+that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.	true. predictable weather would make life easier.
+it would be nice to go to the beach sometime this weekend.	what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.
+what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.	the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.
+the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.	will it be good beach weather?
+will it be good beach weather?	i think it will be.
+i think it will be.	it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.
+it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.	i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.
+i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.	this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.
+this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.	i know. every day the weather seems different.
+i know. every day the weather seems different.	i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.
+i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.	that would make it easier for us to make plans.
+hello, may i speak to alice please?	this is she. how's it going?
+this is she. how's it going?	i've been trying to call you all day.
+i've been trying to call you all day.	sorry about that. i was cleaning up.
+sorry about that. i was cleaning up.	it's okay.
+it's okay.	so what were you calling me about?
+so what were you calling me about?	oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.
+oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.	sure, what did you want to do?
+sure, what did you want to do?	maybe we can go see a movie or something.
+maybe we can go see a movie or something.	that sounds like fun. let's do it.
+that sounds like fun. let's do it.	i'll see you tomorrow then.
+i'll see you tomorrow then.	see you then. goodbye.
+hi, how are you. is alice there?	speaking. what's up?
+speaking. what's up?	why haven't you answered the phone?
+why haven't you answered the phone?	my bad, i had chores to do.
+my bad, i had chores to do.	that's all right.
+that's all right.	what was the reason for your call?
+what was the reason for your call?	i want to do something tomorrow with you.
+i want to do something tomorrow with you.	sounds good. what did you have in mind?
+sounds good. what did you have in mind?	i was thinking about seeing a movie.
+i was thinking about seeing a movie.	okay, let's go see a movie.
+okay, let's go see a movie.	until then.
+until then.	talk to you later.
+is alice available?	you're talking to her.
+you're talking to her.	i've called you a hundred times today.
+i've called you a hundred times today.	i was busy doing something. i apologize.
+i was busy doing something. i apologize.	no problem.
+no problem.	did you need something?
+did you need something?	do you want to do something tomorrow?
+do you want to do something tomorrow?	is there somewhere special you wanted to go?
+is there somewhere special you wanted to go?	how about a movie?
+how about a movie?	a movie sounds good.
+a movie sounds good.	call me tomorrow then.
+have you seen the new girl in school?	no, i haven't.
+no, i haven't.	she's really pretty.
+she's really pretty.	describe her to me.
+describe her to me.	she's not too tall.
+she's not too tall.	well, how tall is she?
+well, how tall is she?	she's about five feet even.
+she's about five feet even.	what does she look like, though?
+what does she look like, though?	she has pretty light brown eyes.
+she has pretty light brown eyes.	i may know which girl you're talking about.
+i may know which girl you're talking about.	so you have seen her around?
+so you have seen her around?	yes, i have.
+there's a new girl in school, have you seen her yet?	i haven't seen her yet.
+i haven't seen her yet.	i think that she is very pretty.
+i think that she is very pretty.	tell me how she looks.
+tell me how she looks.	she's kind of short.
+she's kind of short.	what height is she?
+what height is she?	she's probably about five feet.
+she's probably about five feet.	that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.
+that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.	the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.
+the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.	i think i might've bumped into her before.
+i think i might've bumped into her before.	are you telling me that you've seen her before?
+are you telling me that you've seen her before?	i believe so.
+have you met the new girl?	no. have you?
+no. have you?	she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.
+she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.	what does she look like?
+what does she look like?	well, she's quite short.
+well, she's quite short.	how tall would you say that she is?
+how tall would you say that she is?	i would say she's only five feet.
+i would say she's only five feet.	what about her facial features?
+what about her facial features?	she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.
+she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.	i think i know who you're talking about.
+i think i know who you're talking about.	have you seen her?
+why weren't you at school yesterday?	i wasn't really feeling well.
+i wasn't really feeling well.	what was wrong with you?
+what was wrong with you?	my stomach was upset.
+my stomach was upset.	do you feel better now?
+do you feel better now?	i don't really feel too well yet.
+i don't really feel too well yet.	do you want anything to make you feel better?
+do you want anything to make you feel better?	no, thanks. i already took some medicine.
+no, thanks. i already took some medicine.	i hope you feel better.
+i hope you feel better.	thank you.
+what reason do you have for missing school?	i was sick.
+i was sick.	how were you sick?
+how were you sick?	i had a stomachache.
+i had a stomachache.	did it get any better?
+did it get any better?	i'm still feeling under the weather.
+i'm still feeling under the weather.	would you like anything for your stomach?
+would you like anything for your stomach?	i took something earlier.
+i took something earlier.	get better.
+get better.	thanks a lot.
+why didn't you go to school yesterday?	i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.
+i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.	what was your problem?
+what was your problem?	my stomach was bothering me.
+my stomach was bothering me.	are you feeling any better?
+are you feeling any better?	i'm still feeling a little sick.
+i'm still feeling a little sick.	i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?
+i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?	that's okay.
+that's okay.	i hope you feel better.
+did you hear the good news?	no, i haven't.
+no, i haven't.	i got a promotion at my job.
+i got a promotion at my job.	did you really?
+did you really?	seriously, i am so excited.
+seriously, i am so excited.	well, congratulations.
+well, congratulations.	thank you.
+thank you.	i'm so happy for you.
+i'm so happy for you.	really?
+really?	yes. you really deserved this.
+yes. you really deserved this.	you think so?
+you think so?	yes. good for you.
+have you heard my good news?	you haven't told me anything yet.
+you haven't told me anything yet.	i got a promotion at work earlier this week.
+i got a promotion at work earlier this week.	is that right?
+is that right?	it's the truth. i am really happy.
+it's the truth. i am really happy.	congratulations on your promotion.
+congratulations on your promotion.	thank you very much.
+thank you very much.	i am really excited for you.
+i am really excited for you.	are you really?
+are you really?	i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.
+i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.	is that what you really think?
+is that what you really think?	yes, i do.
+i haven't told you what happened yet, have i?	i haven't heard anything.
+i haven't heard anything.	my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.
+my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.	are you serious?
+are you serious?	yes, i am really excited.
+yes, i am really excited.	that's great. congratulations.
+that's great. congratulations.	i appreciate that.
+i appreciate that.	you have no idea how happy i am for you.
+you have no idea how happy i am for you.	for real?
+you look really nice today. 	thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.
+thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.	really, where did you get it?
+really, where did you get it?	i got it from macy's.
+i got it from macy's.	it's really nice.
+it's really nice.	thanks again. you look nice today, too.
+thanks again. you look nice today, too.	thank you. i just got these shoes today.
+thank you. i just got these shoes today.	really? what kind of shoes are they?
+really? what kind of shoes are they?	these are called all star chuck taylors.
+these are called all star chuck taylors.	i really like those. how much did they cost?
+i really like those. how much did they cost?	they were about forty dollars.
+they were about forty dollars.	i think i'm going to go buy myself a pair.
+i absolutely love what you're wearing today.	you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.
+you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.	seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?
+seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?	i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.
+i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.	i really like that outfit.
+i really like that outfit.	thanks. i think you look nice today, too.
+thanks. i think you look nice today, too.	thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.
+thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.	those are nice. what are they?
+those are nice. what are they?	these are some chucks.
+these are some chucks.	those are great. how much were they?
+those are great. how much were they?	i got them for forty.
+i got them for forty.	i think i might go and find me my own pair of chucks.
+i think that you look very cute today.	is that right? this is a brand new outfit.
+is that right? this is a brand new outfit.	what store did you get it from?
+what store did you get it from?	i went to macy's and picked it out.
+i went to macy's and picked it out.	i love your outfit right now.
+i love your outfit right now.	well, i think you look nice today too.
+well, i think you look nice today too.	thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.
+thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.	i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?
+i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?	these are chucks.
+these are chucks.	your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?
+your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?	they only cost me about forty dollars.
+tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?	i enjoy drawing and painting.
+i enjoy drawing and painting.	you know how to draw and paint?
+you know how to draw and paint?	yes, i do.
+yes, i do.	when did you learn how to do that?
+when did you learn how to do that?	i learned back in high school.
+i learned back in high school.	oh, so you took an art class?
+oh, so you took an art class?	yeah, i loved that class.
+yeah, i loved that class.	i see that you're pretty talented.
+i see that you're pretty talented.	thank you very much.
+thank you very much.	i wish i had a talent like that.
+i wish i had a talent like that.	i'm sure you have a talent. it's just hidden.
+what kinds of things do you like to do?	i've always liked to draw and paint.
+i've always liked to draw and paint.	i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.
+i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.	i do it every once in a while.
+i do it every once in a while.	how long have you known how to do that?
+how long have you known how to do that?	i first learned how to do it in high school.
+i first learned how to do it in high school.	did you take some sort of art class or something?
+did you take some sort of art class or something?	that was my favorite class.
+that was my favorite class.	you have got to be talented.
+you have got to be talented.	thanks.
+thanks.	if only i was talented.
+if only i was talented.	you have a talent. you just don't know what it is yet.
+are there any hobbies you do?	when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.
+when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.	oh, you actually do that?
+oh, you actually do that?	every so often, i do.
+every so often, i do.	did you always know how to draw and paint?
+did you always know how to draw and paint?	i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.
+i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.	you had an art class?
+you had an art class?	exactly, it was my favorite class.
+exactly, it was my favorite class.	well, it's good that you're so talented.
+well, it's good that you're so talented.	i appreciate that.
+i appreciate that.	talent is a great thing, i wish i had one.
+what's your favorite movie?	my favorite movie is superbad.
+my favorite movie is superbad.	oh, why is that?
+oh, why is that?	it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.
+it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.	that's true. it is a very funny movie.
+that's true. it is a very funny movie.	you've seen it before? 
+you've seen it before? 	yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.
+yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.	didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.
+didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.	me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.
+me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.	mine too.
+mine too.	i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.
+i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.	sure, let's go.
+which movie is your favorite to watch?	i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.
+i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.	is that right? why?
+is that right? why?	honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.
+honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.	you're right. that movie is hilarious.
+you're right. that movie is hilarious.	i didn't think you saw that movie.
+i didn't think you saw that movie.	i went to see it the day it came out.
+i went to see it the day it came out.	i was laughing through the whole movie.
+i was laughing through the whole movie.	i couldn't help laughing, either. 
+i couldn't help laughing, either. 	same here.
+same here.	i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?
+i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?	of course.
+out of every movie that you've seen, which one is your favorite?	i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.
+i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.	you think so, how come?
+you think so, how come?	well, superbad is super funny.
+well, superbad is super funny.	you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.
+you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.	i didn't know that you saw superbad before.
+i didn't know that you saw superbad before.	i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.
+i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.	i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.
+i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.	i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.
+i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.	that's exactly how i felt.
+that's exactly how i felt.	i got the movie when it came out on dvd, do you want to come over?
+what type of music do you like to listen to?	i like listening to different kinds of music.
+i like listening to different kinds of music.	like what, for instance?
+like what, for instance?	i enjoy rock and r&b.
+i enjoy rock and r&b.	why is that?
+why is that?	i like the different instruments that they use.
+i like the different instruments that they use.	that's a good reason to like something.
+that's a good reason to like something.	yeah, i think so too.
+what kind of music do you enjoy listening to?	i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.
+i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.	what kind?
+what kind?	i like to listen to rock and r&b.
+i like to listen to rock and r&b.	why do you like that type of music?
+why do you like that type of music?	i like the kinds of instruments that they use.
+i like the kinds of instruments that they use.	i think that's an excellent reason to like something.
+i think that's an excellent reason to like something.	thanks, i feel the same way.
+what is your favorite kind of music?	i listen to various types of music.
+i listen to various types of music.	what genres?
+what genres?	i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.
+i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.	what interests you in that type of music?
+what interests you in that type of music?	i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.
+i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.	that is a perfect reason to like a certain kind of music.
+did you go to the basketball game on friday?	no, i couldn't make it.
+no, i couldn't make it.	you missed a really good game.
+you missed a really good game.	oh, really? who won?
+oh, really? who won?	our school did. they played really well.
+our school did. they played really well.	too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.
+too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.	yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.
+yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.	so what was the score?
+so what was the score?	the score was 101-98.
+the score was 101-98.	man, that was a really close game.
+man, that was a really close game.	that's what made it so great.
+that's what made it so great.	i'll make sure and make it to the next one.
+were you able to attend friday night's basketball game?	i was unable to make it.
+i was unable to make it.	you should have been there. it was intense.
+you should have been there. it was intense.	is that right. who ended up winning?
+is that right. who ended up winning?	our team was victorious.
+our team was victorious.	i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.
+i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.	it was a great game.
+it was a great game.	what was the score at the end of the game?
+what was the score at the end of the game?	our team won 101-98.
+our team won 101-98.	sounds like it was a close game.
+sounds like it was a close game.	that's the reason it was such a great game.
+that's the reason it was such a great game.	the next game, i will definitely be there.
+i was meaning to ask you if you saw the basketball game on friday.	i wanted to go, but i couldn't.
+i wanted to go, but i couldn't.	it was a great game.
+it was a great game.	it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?
+it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?	our team played hard and won.
+our team played hard and won.	i really wish i went to the game.
+i really wish i went to the game.	it was the best game ever.
+it was the best game ever.	so tell me the final score.
+so tell me the final score.	the other team lost by three points, 101-98. 
+the other team lost by three points, 101-98. 	it must've been a close game.
+it must've been a close game.	it really was. you should've gone.
+what are you doing this weekend?	i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?
+i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?	i'm not sure yet.
+i'm not sure yet.	well, did you want to go see a movie with me?
+well, did you want to go see a movie with me?	what movie are you going to see?
+what movie are you going to see?	i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?
+i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?	there's nothing i can think of.
+there's nothing i can think of.	so, did you want to go?
+so, did you want to go?	no, thanks, maybe another time.
+no, thanks, maybe another time.	okay, sounds good.
+do you know what you're going to do this weekend?	i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?
+i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?	i don't know.
+i don't know.	would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?
+would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?	do you know what movie you're going to watch?
+do you know what movie you're going to watch?	i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?
+i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?	none that i can think of.
+none that i can think of.	well, would you like to go?
+well, would you like to go?	thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.
+thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.	all right. another time then.
+you have any ideas as to what you want to do this weekend?	i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?
+i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?	i'm not quite sure yet.
+i'm not quite sure yet.	how about you see a movie with me and my friend?
+how about you see a movie with me and my friend?	what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?
+what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?	not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?
+not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?	no good movies come to mind.
+no good movies come to mind.	have you decided whether or not you would like to go?
+have you decided whether or not you would like to go?	no, thanks. maybe another time.
+did you go to school today?	yeah, i went to school today. were you there?
+yeah, i went to school today. were you there?	no, i didn't go, i've been sick.
+no, i didn't go, i've been sick.	that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?
+that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?	that would be nice, thank you.
+that would be nice, thank you.	no problem, you're welcome.
+no problem, you're welcome.	i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.
+i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.	well, thank you. i hope to see you at school tomorrow.
+have you attended school today?	i attended school today. did you?
+i attended school today. did you?	i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.
+i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.	i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?
+i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?	i would really appreciate that, thanks.
+i would really appreciate that, thanks.	it's no trouble at all.
+it's no trouble at all.	if you get sick, i'll return the favor.
+if you get sick, i'll return the favor.	thanks. see you at school tomorrow if you feel better.
+have you gone to school today?	i went to school today. did you go to school?
+i went to school today. did you go to school?	i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.
+i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.	that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.
+that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.	thank you very much, that's kind of you.
+thank you very much, that's kind of you.	don't mention it.
+don't mention it.	when you miss a day of school, i'll be happy to give you the english assignments.
+did you hear the news?	what happened?
+what happened?	our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.
+our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.	she did? why didn't anyone tell me?
+she did? why didn't anyone tell me?	i would've thought that somebody would have told you.
+i would've thought that somebody would have told you.	no, i had no idea.
+no, i had no idea.	well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.
+well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.	oh my god, that's great!
+oh my god, that's great!	are you going to go and visit her and the baby?
+are you going to go and visit her and the baby?	i think that i might.
+i think that i might.	good! i just thought i'd let you know.
+good! i just thought i'd let you know.	thanks for telling me.
+have you heard what happened?	heard what?
+heard what?	debrah already had her baby.
+debrah already had her baby.	i didn't know that.
+i didn't know that.	i thought you knew.
+i thought you knew.	i honestly didn't know.
+i honestly didn't know.	the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.
+the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.	that's good to hear.
+that's good to hear.	will you go and visit them?
+will you go and visit them?	of course i will.
+of course i will.	i just wanted to give you the good news.
+i just wanted to give you the good news.	thanks for letting me know.
+have you heard the news?	i haven't heard anything.
+i haven't heard anything.	debrah had her baby last week.
+debrah had her baby last week.	nobody told me.
+nobody told me.	i thought you heard.
+i thought you heard.	i really wasn't told anything.
+i really wasn't told anything.	she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.
+she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.	wow, how exciting.
+wow, how exciting.	i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.
+i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.	of course i will.
+of course i will.	i just wanted to let you know what happened.
+did you go to school today?	of course. did you?
+of course. did you?	i didn't want to, so i didn't.
+i didn't want to, so i didn't.	that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?
+that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?	that's a switch.
+that's a switch.	i'm serious, have you?
+i'm serious, have you?	no, i haven't. why?
+no, i haven't. why?	i really want to go to the movies this weekend.
+i really want to go to the movies this weekend.	so go then.
+so go then.	i really don't want to go by myself.
+i really don't want to go by myself.	well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?
+well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?	no, i think i'm going to go to the movies.
+did you make it to school today?	i always do. did you go to school today?
+i always do. did you go to school today?	no, i didn't.
+no, i didn't.	you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?
+you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?	that was an odd change of subject.
+that was an odd change of subject.	maybe it was, but answer the question.
+maybe it was, but answer the question.	no, not recently.
+no, not recently.	i want to go to see a movie this weekend.
+i want to go to see a movie this weekend.	what's stopping you then?
+what's stopping you then?	i don't want to go alone.
+i don't want to go alone.	so, will you be at school tomorrow?
+so, will you be at school tomorrow?	no, i want to go to the movies instead.
+did you even bother to go to school today?	yeah, i went. did you go?
+yeah, i went. did you go?	no, i didn't feel like it.
+no, i didn't feel like it.	that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?
+that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?	no, but that was a random change of subject.
+no, but that was a random change of subject.	it may have been random, but have you?
+it may have been random, but have you?	i haven't lately.
+i haven't lately.	i would love to catch a movie this weekend.
+i would love to catch a movie this weekend.	so then, why don't you just go?
+so then, why don't you just go?	i don't want to see a movie by myself.
+i don't want to see a movie by myself.	okay, so are you going to school tomorrow?
+thanks for coming to see me today.	it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.
+it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.	i missed you too.
+i missed you too.	why haven't you tried to come see me then?
+why haven't you tried to come see me then?	i've been really busy.
+i've been really busy.	doing what?
+doing what?	working.
+working.	i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.
+i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.	what have you been doing?
+what have you been doing?	i've been working too.
+i've been working too.	well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.
+well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.	i am too.
+i'm really glad that you came to see me.	i had to. i was missing you a lot.
+i had to. i was missing you a lot.	i was missing you too.
+i was missing you too.	so, why haven't you visited me?
+so, why haven't you visited me?	i've actually been busy lately.
+i've actually been busy lately.	what have you been doing?
+what have you been doing?	i've just been working really hard.
+i've just been working really hard.	i've also been busy.
+i've also been busy.	tell me what you've been doing.
+tell me what you've been doing.	basically, i've been working too.
+basically, i've been working too.	well whatever, i'm glad you came.
+well whatever, i'm glad you came.	so am i.
+i'm really happy that you came to visit me.	i really missed you a lot.
+i really missed you a lot.	i've been missing you like crazy.
+i've been missing you like crazy.	i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.
+i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.	lately, i've been quite busy.
+lately, i've been quite busy.	tell me what you've been up to.
+tell me what you've been up to.	i've really been working a lot lately.
+i've really been working a lot lately.	i've been pretty busy myself.
+i've been pretty busy myself.	so what have you been up to?
+so what have you been up to?	i've just been working a lot.
+i've just been working a lot.	whatever the reason may be, i'm glad you visited me.
+hey, did you hear about jessica's party this weekend?	yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.
+yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.	oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.
+oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.	well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.
+well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.	yeah, so are you planning on going?
+yeah, so are you planning on going?	i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.
+i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.	it really does, i can't wait.
+it really does, i can't wait.	what time does the party start?
+what time does the party start?	it starts at 8 o'clock.
+it starts at 8 o'clock.	oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?
+oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?	i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.
+i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.	well, hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today.
+have you heard about jessica's party on saturday?	i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.
+i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.	really? i got mine from her this morning.
+really? i got mine from her this morning.	i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.
+i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.	you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?
+you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?	i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.
+i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.	i know, it does sound pretty awesome.
+i know, it does sound pretty awesome.	well, when does the party start?
+well, when does the party start?	it's supposed to start at about eight.
+it's supposed to start at about eight.	how many invitations has she given out?
+how many invitations has she given out?	i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.
+i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.	i really want to go, so i hope that she gives me my invite soon.
+has anyone told you about jessica's party coming up?	i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.
+i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.	is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.
+is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.	i believe that she will give me the invitation today.
+i believe that she will give me the invitation today.	are you even going to go?
+are you even going to go?	yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.
+yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.	exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.
+exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.	when exactly does the party start?
+when exactly does the party start?	the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.
+the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.	has she given out a lot of invitations yet?
+has she given out a lot of invitations yet?	i have no idea, she hasn't given out many though.
+hey, what's up?	nothing really.
+nothing really.	i'm throwing a party on friday.
+i'm throwing a party on friday.	i didn't realize that.
+i didn't realize that.	you didn't?
+you didn't?	nobody has told me anything about your party.
+nobody has told me anything about your party.	did you want to go?
+did you want to go?	when does it start?
+when does it start?	at 8:00 p.m.
+at 8:00 p.m.	i'll be there.
+i'll be there.	i'd better see you there.
+i'd better see you there.	of course.
+what's going on with you?	fine. what's going on with you?
+fine. what's going on with you?	i'm having a party this friday.
+i'm having a party this friday.	i had no idea.
+i had no idea.	is that right?
+is that right?	i didn't hear anything about it.
+i didn't hear anything about it.	can you go?
+can you go?	what time?
+what time?	it starts at 8 o'clock.
+it starts at 8 o'clock.	i'll go.
+i'll go.	i hope that i'll see you there.
+i hope that i'll see you there.	no doubt.
+what's going on?	not much.
+not much.	this friday, i'm throwing a party.
+this friday, i'm throwing a party.	oh really? i didn't know that.
+oh really? i didn't know that.	are you serious?
+are you serious?	i haven't heard anything about it.
+i haven't heard anything about it.	can you make it?
+can you make it?	what time does it start?
+what time does it start?	the party starts at 8.
+the party starts at 8.	yeah, i think i'll go.
+yeah, i think i'll go.	am i going to see you there?
+what's going on?	nothing really, you?
+nothing really, you?	i'm throwing a party next saturday.
+i'm throwing a party next saturday.	is that right?
+is that right?	yeah, are you going to come?
+yeah, are you going to come?	i'm sorry, i can't.
+i'm sorry, i can't.	why not?
+why not?	i don't really want to.
+i don't really want to.	well, why don't you?
+well, why don't you?	i hate going to parties.
+i hate going to parties.	well, that's okay.
+well, that's okay.	yeah, sorry.
+what's up?	nothing, how about you?
+nothing, how about you?	next saturday, i'm going to have a party.
+next saturday, i'm going to have a party.	oh, really?
+oh, really?	you are coming?
+you are coming?	probably not.
+probably not.	why is that?
+why is that?	i don't feel like going.
+i don't feel like going.	why not?
+why not?	i really can't stand going to parties.
+i really can't stand going to parties.	i understand, i guess.
+i understand, i guess.	sorry about that.
+what's happening?	not a lot, what about you?
+not a lot, what about you?	i'm having a party next saturday.
+i'm having a party next saturday.	that's nice.
+that's nice.	are you going to be there?
+are you going to be there?	i don't think so.
+i don't think so.	is there a reason why?
+is there a reason why?	i just really don't want to go.
+i just really don't want to go.	how come?
+how come?	i don't really like parties.
+i don't really like parties.	i wish you would go, but that's okay.
+what's up?	nothing much, what's going on?
+nothing much, what's going on?	i'm having a party this friday.
+i'm having a party this friday.	oh, really? that's nice.
+oh, really? that's nice.	i wanted to see if you wanted to come.
+i wanted to see if you wanted to come.	this friday? sorry, i already have plans.
+this friday? sorry, i already have plans.	doing what?
+doing what?	i'm going to dinner with my family.
+i'm going to dinner with my family.	i really wanted you to come, but i understand.
+i really wanted you to come, but i understand.	yeah, maybe next time.
+yeah, maybe next time.	i'll hold you to that.
+i'll hold you to that.	sounds like a plan.
+hey, what's good with you?	not a lot. what about you?
+not a lot. what about you?	i'm throwing a party on friday.
+i'm throwing a party on friday.	that sounds like fun.
+that sounds like fun.	do you think you can come?
+do you think you can come?	i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.
+i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.	what are you going to be doing?
+what are you going to be doing?	my family and i are going to dinner.
+my family and i are going to dinner.	i was hoping you would come.
+i was hoping you would come.	i'll definitely try to make it the next time.
+i'll definitely try to make it the next time.	i'd better see you there.
+i'd better see you there.	all right. i'll see you next time.
+what's going on?	nothing really. how about you?
+nothing really. how about you?	a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.
+a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.	well, that's cool.
+well, that's cool.	will you be able to make it?
+will you be able to make it?	i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.
+i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.	what do you have to do?
+what do you have to do?	i'm having dinner with my family
+i'm having dinner with my family	maybe you can come next time.
+maybe you can come next time.	i'll make sure and come to your next party.
+i'll make sure and come to your next party.	i'll look for you at my next party.
+it was nice talking to you.	why are you trying to rush me off the phone?
+why are you trying to rush me off the phone?	i really have to go.
+i really have to go.	why? i still wanted to talk to you.
+why? i still wanted to talk to you.	i have things to do.
+i have things to do.	like what?
+like what?	don't be nosey.
+don't be nosey.	i'm not. i just want to know.
+i'm not. i just want to know.	well, it's really none of your business.
+well, it's really none of your business.	that's harsh.
+that's harsh.	i'm sorry, but i have to go.
+i'm sorry, but i have to go.	fine.
+i've enjoyed conversing with you.	is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?
+is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?	i've got to go.
+i've got to go.	i wasn't done talking to you.
+i wasn't done talking to you.	i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.
+i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.	i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.
+i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.	i really don't think it's any of your business.
+i really don't think it's any of your business.	that's not nice.
+that's not nice.	i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.
+i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.	okay.
+i'll talk to you later.	what's the rush?
+what's the rush?	i have to get off the phone now.
+i have to get off the phone now.	i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.
+i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.	there are other things i need to take care of.
+there are other things i need to take care of.	what is it that you need to do? 
+what is it that you need to do? 	please don't be nosey.
+please don't be nosey.	i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.
+i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.	you don't need to worry about that.
+you don't need to worry about that.	that was mean to say.
+that was mean to say.	i am very sorry, but i must go.
+well, it was nice talking to you.	it was nice talking to you too.
+it was nice talking to you too.	we should really hang out again.
+we should really hang out again.	that would be fun.
+that would be fun.	where do you want to go?
+where do you want to go?	i think we should go out to eat.
+i think we should go out to eat.	that sounds good.
+that sounds good.	all right, so i'll see you then.
+all right, so i'll see you then.	i'll call you later.
+i'll call you later.	okay, i'll talk to you later then.
+okay, i'll talk to you later then.	see you later.
+see you later.	bye.
+i enjoyed talking to you.	i enjoyed talking to you too.
+i enjoyed talking to you too.	we should hang out some time.
+we should hang out some time.	i think that would be nice.
+i think that would be nice.	is there anything you would like to do next time?
+is there anything you would like to do next time?	do you want to go out to eat?
+do you want to go out to eat?	i'd like that.
+i'd like that.	so i'll see you next time.
+so i'll see you next time.	i'm going to call you soon. 
+i'm going to call you soon. 	i'll talk to you later.
+i'll talk to you later.	see you soon.
+see you soon.	goodbye.
+i had fun talking to you.	it was really nice talking to you also.
+it was really nice talking to you also.	i think we should really do something sometime.
+i think we should really do something sometime.	that should be loads of fun.
+that should be loads of fun.	what do you want to do next time?
+what do you want to do next time?	would you like to go to dinner or something?
+would you like to go to dinner or something?	yeah, let's do that.
+yeah, let's do that.	okay, until next time then.
+okay, until next time then.	i'll call you so we can set that up.
+i'll call you so we can set that up.	talk to you then.
+talk to you then.	all right, see you.
+where do you live?	i live in pasadena.
+i live in pasadena.	where is pasadena?
+where is pasadena?	it's in california.
+it's in california.	is it in northern california?
+is it in northern california?	no. it's in southern california.
+no. it's in southern california.	is pasadena a big city?
+is pasadena a big city?	it's pretty big.
+it's pretty big.	how big is "pretty big"?
+how big is "pretty big"?	it has about 140,000 people.
+it has about 140,000 people.	how big is los angeles?
+how big is los angeles?	it has about 3 million people.
+do you have a car?	yes, i do.
+yes, i do.	what kind of car do you have?
+what kind of car do you have?	i have a honda.
+i have a honda.	is it new?
+is it new?	it was new in 2003.
+it was new in 2003.	so, it's pretty old now.
+so, it's pretty old now.	yes, it is. but it still looks good.
+yes, it is. but it still looks good.	do you take good care of it?
+do you take good care of it?	oh, yes. i wash it once a week.
+oh, yes. i wash it once a week.	do you change the oil?
+do you change the oil?	my mechanic changes the oil twice a year.
+do you have a girlfriend?	no, i don't. do you?
+no, i don't. do you?	i don't have a girlfriend, either.
+i don't have a girlfriend, either.	why not?
+why not?	i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.
+i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.	girls like guys with money.
+girls like guys with money.	they sure do.
+they sure do.	they like guys with new cars.
+they like guys with new cars.	i don't have money or a new car.
+i don't have money or a new car.	me, neither.
+me, neither.	but girls like guys who are funny.
+but girls like guys who are funny.	maybe we should learn some good jokes.
+where are you going?	i have to walk the dog.
+i have to walk the dog.	what kind of dog do you have?
+what kind of dog do you have?	i have a little poodle.
+i have a little poodle.	poodles bark a lot.
+poodles bark a lot.	they sure do.
+they sure do.	they bark at everything.
+they bark at everything.	they never shut up.
+they never shut up.	why did you get a poodle?
+why did you get a poodle?	it's my mom's dog.
+it's my mom's dog.	so she likes poodles.
+so she likes poodles.	she says they're good watchdogs.
+can i borrow $5?	sure. why do you need it?
+sure. why do you need it?	i want to buy lunch.
+i want to buy lunch.	where's your money?
+where's your money?	it's not in my wallet.
+it's not in my wallet.	your wallet is empty?
+your wallet is empty?	i don't have even one dollar in it.
+i don't have even one dollar in it.	being broke is no fun.
+being broke is no fun.	even if it's only for a short while.
+even if it's only for a short while.	it's always good to have friends.
+it's always good to have friends.	friends will lend you money when you're broke.
+friends will lend you money when you're broke.	as long as you pay them back.
+let's go to the beach.	that's a great idea.
+that's a great idea.	we haven't been in a while.
+we haven't been in a while.	we haven't been in a month.
+we haven't been in a month.	the last time we went, you almost drowned.
+the last time we went, you almost drowned.	no, i didn't.
+no, i didn't.	then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
+then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?	i think he wanted to cool off.
+i think he wanted to cool off.	he swam right up to you.
+he swam right up to you.	and then he turned right around.
+and then he turned right around.	maybe you're right.
+maybe you're right.	maybe we should get going.
+are you married?	no. i'm divorced.
+no. i'm divorced.	when did you get divorced?
+when did you get divorced?	i got divorced two years ago.
+i got divorced two years ago.	why did you get divorced?
+why did you get divorced?	my wife left me.
+my wife left me.	why did she leave you?
+why did she leave you?	she said she didn't love me anymore.
+she said she didn't love me anymore.	wow! that's terrible.
+wow! that's terrible.	yes, it was.
+yes, it was.	why didn't she love you anymore?
+why didn't she love you anymore?	she fell in love with my best friend.
+i'm bored.	what's on tv?
+what's on tv?	nothing.
+nothing.	there must be something on tv!
+there must be something on tv!	nothing that's interesting.
+nothing that's interesting.	what about that new game show?
+what about that new game show?	which one?
+which one?	"deal or no deal"
+"deal or no deal"	tell me you're joking.
+tell me you're joking.	i love that show.
+i love that show.	i watched it once. that was enough.
+i watched it once. that was enough.	it's on right now. let's watch it together.
+i like living here.	i agree. pasadena is a nice city.
+i agree. pasadena is a nice city.	it's not too big.
+it's not too big.	and it's not too small.
+and it's not too small.	it has great weather all year long.
+it has great weather all year long.	it has the rose parade.
+it has the rose parade.	it has beautiful houses.
+it has beautiful houses.	it has wonderful restaurants.
+it has wonderful restaurants.	it has great schools.
+it has great schools.	it's close to the mountains.
+it's close to the mountains.	the people are friendly.
+the people are friendly.	i'm not ever going to leave.
+we need a new mattress.	what's the matter with this one?
+what's the matter with this one?	it's not comfortable.
+it's not comfortable.	it seems fine to me.
+it seems fine to me.	i toss and turn all night.
+i toss and turn all night.	you should stop drinking coffee.
+you should stop drinking coffee.	look at these marks on my arms.
+look at these marks on my arms.	what are they?
+what are they?	they are bites.
+they are bites.	did the cat bite you?
+did the cat bite you?	no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
+no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.	okay. let's get a new mattress.
+my laptop is so slow.	buy a new one.
+buy a new one.	i would if i had the money.
+i would if i had the money.	why is it so slow?
+why is it so slow?	that's a good question.
+that's a good question.	did you take it to a computer shop?
+did you take it to a computer shop?	i would if i had the money.
+i would if i had the money.	well, i guess you have to live with it.
+well, i guess you have to live with it.	sometimes i want to throw it out the window.
+sometimes i want to throw it out the window.	you don't want to do that.
+you don't want to do that.	why not?
+why not?	you might hit someone in the head.
+what's for dinner?	i'm not sure.
+i'm not sure.	how about a pizza?
+how about a pizza?	you had pizza for lunch.
+you had pizza for lunch.	but i love pizza.
+but i love pizza.	everybody loves pizza.
+everybody loves pizza.	so why can't i have pizza for dinner?
+so why can't i have pizza for dinner?	because you need variety.
+because you need variety.	what's "variety?
+what's "variety?	different things—not the same thing all the time.
+different things—not the same thing all the time.	you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?
+you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?	no, i mean a salad instead of a pizza.
+we need to save money.	why do we need to save money?
+why do we need to save money?	because we need to buy a house.
+because we need to buy a house.	but a house is so expensive.
+but a house is so expensive.	that's why we need to save money.
+that's why we need to save money.	how much do we need to save?
+how much do we need to save?	we need to save enough for a down payment.
+we need to save enough for a down payment.	how much is that?
+how much is that?	that's about $30,000.
+that's about $30,000.	thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.
+thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.	not if we save every penny.
+not if we save every penny.	okay. here's seven pennies.
+the ocean is so big.	you can't see the end of it.
+you can't see the end of it.	it goes on and on forever.
+it goes on and on forever.	and it's deep, too.
+and it's deep, too.	i think it's five miles deep.
+i think it's five miles deep.	are there fish at the bottom?
+are there fish at the bottom?	there are fish at the top and the bottom.
+there are fish at the top and the bottom.	are there more fish or more people?
+are there more fish or more people?	i think there are more fish.
+i think there are more fish.	i hope so. i love to eat fish.
+i'm upset with my mom.	why is that?
+why is that?	i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.
+i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.	what happened?
+what happened?	i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.
+i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.	that was very nice of you.
+that was very nice of you.	i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
+i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.	why did she do that?
+why did she do that?	he said he would buy her a nice ring.
+he said he would buy her a nice ring.	what's wrong with that?
+what's wrong with that?	he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.
+he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.	i hope your mom broke up with him.
+do animals talk to each other?	of course they talk to each other.
+of course they talk to each other.	what do they talk about?
+what do they talk about?	they talk about other animals.
+they talk about other animals.	what else do they talk about?
+what else do they talk about?	they talk about food and the weather.
+they talk about food and the weather.	do they talk about us?
+do they talk about us?	of course they talk about us.
+of course they talk about us.	what do they say about us?
+what do they say about us?	they say that we are funny-looking.
+they say that we are funny-looking.	ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
+ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.	we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
+i have to clean the house.	yes, it's very dirty.
+yes, it's very dirty.	you can help me.
+you can help me.	why me?
+why me?	because you helped make it dirty.
+because you helped make it dirty.	what do you want me to do?
+what do you want me to do?	i want you to clean the bathroom.
+i want you to clean the bathroom.	oh, that's easy.
+oh, that's easy.	clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.
+clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.	that's a lot of work.
+that's a lot of work.	tell me when you finish.
+tell me when you finish.	i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.
+you're watching too much tv.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i mean you're wasting your life.
+i mean you're wasting your life.	i'm having fun.
+i'm having fun.	you're sitting there with your mouth open.
+you're sitting there with your mouth open.	who cares?
+who cares?	i care. do something.
+i care. do something.	okay. i did something.
+okay. i did something.	what did you do?
+what did you do?	i turned up the volume.
+i turned up the volume.	that's not what i meant by "do something."
+that's not what i meant by "do something."	will you do something? leave me alone.
+did you write a letter to grandma?	yes, i did.
+yes, i did.	did you tell her about school?
+did you tell her about school?	i told her that school is fun.
+i told her that school is fun.	did you put the letter in an envelope?
+did you put the letter in an envelope?	yes, and i sealed the envelope.
+yes, and i sealed the envelope.	did you put a stamp on the envelope?
+did you put a stamp on the envelope?	i couldn't find any stamps.
+i couldn't find any stamps.	they're in the kitchen drawer.
+they're in the kitchen drawer.	okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.
+okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.	give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.
+give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.	when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?
+why are you yawning?	i'm sleepy.
+i'm sleepy.	why don't you go to bed?
+why don't you go to bed?	i want to watch this tv show.
+i want to watch this tv show.	maybe you should record it.
+maybe you should record it.	the tape recorder is broken.
+the tape recorder is broken.	then you should watch the rerun.
+then you should watch the rerun.	why? i'm watching the original.
+why? i'm watching the original.	but you'll be asleep in about one minute.
+but you'll be asleep in about one minute.	i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
+i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.	okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.
+okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.	zzz.
+it's sunday.	so?
+so?	you know what that means.
+you know what that means.	i forgot.
+i forgot.	sunday means we go to church.
+sunday means we go to church.	oh, yeah.
+oh, yeah.	put on a coat and tie.
+put on a coat and tie.	why?
+why?	to show respect to god and others.
+to show respect to god and others.	i'm glad sunday is only once a week.
+i'm glad sunday is only once a week.	i hope god didn't hear that.
+i hope god didn't hear that.	he'll forgive me.
+did you feed the cat?	i'll do that in a minute.
+i'll do that in a minute.	the cat is meowing. he's hungry.
+the cat is meowing. he's hungry.	okay. i'll feed him right now.
+okay. i'll feed him right now.	you shouldn't make him wait.
+you shouldn't make him wait.	i was doing my homework.
+i was doing my homework.	the cat doesn't care about your homework.
+the cat doesn't care about your homework.	the cat doesn't care about anything.
+the cat doesn't care about anything.	that's the way cats are.
+that's the way cats are.	all they think about is themselves.
+all they think about is themselves.	maybe we should get rid of him.
+maybe we should get rid of him.	of course not! he's family.
+i hate shaving.	me too.
+me too.	i just cut myself again.
+i just cut myself again.	did you use a new blade?
+did you use a new blade?	it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.
+it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.	maybe you should use an electric shaver.
+maybe you should use an electric shaver.	they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
+they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.	maybe you should stop shaving.
+maybe you should stop shaving.	and grow a beard?
+and grow a beard?	sure. why not?
+sure. why not?	because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
+because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.	hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
+excuse me.	yes?
+yes?	are you reading this paper?
+are you reading this paper?	oh, no. help yourself.
+oh, no. help yourself.	i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.
+i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.	thank you. that's polite of you to ask.
+thank you. that's polite of you to ask.	some people would just pick it up.
+some people would just pick it up.	yes, i know. some people are rude.
+yes, i know. some people are rude.	i always try to be polite.
+i always try to be polite.	so do i.
+so do i.	the world needs more polite people like us.
+the world needs more polite people like us.	i agree 100 percent.
+mom, i want a puppy.	let me think about it.
+let me think about it.	why do you have to think about it?
+why do you have to think about it?	because a puppy costs money.
+because a puppy costs money.	no, it doesn't. puppies are free.
+no, it doesn't. puppies are free.	yes, but a puppy needs shots.
+yes, but a puppy needs shots.	shots for what?
+shots for what?	so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.
+so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.	i hate shots.
+i hate shots.	and a puppy eats food. food costs money.
+and a puppy eats food. food costs money.	no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.
+no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.	oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables.
+look at all these kittens!	how many are there?
+how many are there?	eight.
+eight.	they're all so cute.
+they're all so cute.	yes, but i can't keep them.
+yes, but i can't keep them.	what are you going to do with them?
+what are you going to do with them?	i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
+i'm going to give them away. do you want one?	yes, i would love one.
+yes, i would love one.	which one do you want?
+which one do you want?	that one. the one that's all black.
+that one. the one that's all black.	yes, i like that one, too.
+yes, i like that one, too.	i'll call him blacky.
+my parents go to church every sunday.	they trust in god.
+they trust in god.	they hope they will go to heaven.
+they hope they will go to heaven.	they probably will.
+they probably will.	but no one knows for sure.
+but no one knows for sure.	that's for sure.
+that's for sure.	no one knows what happens after we die.
+no one knows what happens after we die.	if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.
+if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.	that's what many people believe.
+that's what many people believe.	if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
+if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.	i don't want to go to hell.
+i don't want to go to hell.	let's go to church with your parents on sunday.
+my husband died.	i'm sorry for you.
+i'm sorry for you.	thank you.
+thank you.	when did he die?
+when did he die?	a couple of months ago.
+a couple of months ago.	you still miss him.
+you still miss him.	yes, but i talk to him almost every day.
+yes, but i talk to him almost every day.	when you go to church?
+when you go to church?	no, when i call him on his cell phone.
+no, when i call him on his cell phone.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i buried him with his cell phone.
+i buried him with his cell phone.	what will you do when the battery dies?
+today is friday the thirteenth.	that's a bad day.
+that's a bad day.	it's supposed to be unlucky.
+it's supposed to be unlucky.	you're supposed to stay home all day.
+you're supposed to stay home all day.	that's what i do.
+that's what i do.	my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
+my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.	that was a mistake.
+that was a mistake.	he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
+he stayed on the thirteenth floor.	what happened?
+what happened?	someone stole his laptop.
+someone stole his laptop.	he was asking for it.
+he was asking for it.	he learned his lesson. he's home today.
+do you really love me?	of course.
+of course.	prove it.
+prove it.	how can i prove it?
+how can i prove it?	take me to dinner.
+take me to dinner.	that's it? that's all i have to do?
+that's it? that's all i have to do?	take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.
+take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.	but a nice restaurant costs money.
+but a nice restaurant costs money.	yes, and you have to make a reservation.
+yes, and you have to make a reservation.	that's such a hassle.
+that's such a hassle.	i knew you didn't love me.
+i knew you didn't love me.	okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now.
+my parents are divorced.	so are mine.
+so are mine.	why did your parents get divorced?
+why did your parents get divorced?	my father found a new girlfriend.
+my father found a new girlfriend.	that's too bad.
+that's too bad.	my mother was hurt and angry.
+my mother was hurt and angry.	she had good reason. what did she do?
+she had good reason. what did she do?	she told him to drop his girlfriend.
+she told him to drop his girlfriend.	what did your father do?
+what did your father do?	he moved out of our house.
+he moved out of our house.	i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
+i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.	yes, but she left him a year later.
+my grandma's apartment smells funny.	so does mine.
+so does mine.	i think it's an old people's smell.
+i think it's an old people's smell.	really?
+really?	yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.
+yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.	like fruit that is too ripe?
+like fruit that is too ripe?	yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
+yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.	but the smell is different.
+but the smell is different.	yes, old people don't smell like fruit.
+yes, old people don't smell like fruit.	no, they smell like a thrift shop.
+no, they smell like a thrift shop.	yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
+yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.	yes, an old smell.
+the price of stamps goes up and up.	i think stamps used to cost a penny.
+i think stamps used to cost a penny.	that was a long time ago.
+that was a long time ago.	it was before i was born.
+it was before i was born.	now a stamp is 42 cents.
+now a stamp is 42 cents.	but in may it will be 44 cents.
+but in may it will be 44 cents.	have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
+have you ever lost a letter in the mail?	no, i haven't.
+no, i haven't.	neither have i.
+neither have i.	so, they do a good job for the money.
+so, they do a good job for the money.	yes, they do.
+yes, they do.	maybe we shouldn't complain.
+a button came off my shirt.	what are you going to do?
+what are you going to do?	first, i have to find the button.
+first, i have to find the button.	where did you lose it?
+where did you lose it?	i have no idea.
+i have no idea.	a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
+a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?	that's a good idea.
+that's a good idea.	i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
+i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.	let me look. no, it's not there.
+let me look. no, it's not there.	many shirts come with an extra button.
+many shirts come with an extra button.	you're right. this one does have an extra button.
+you're right. this one does have an extra button.	now all you have to do is sew it on.
+i have to go to the bathroom.	you drink too much coffee.
+you drink too much coffee.	but i love coffee.
+but i love coffee.	well, it's your life.
+well, it's your life.	you eat too much chocolate.
+you eat too much chocolate.	i don't think so.
+i don't think so.	have you looked in the mirror?
+have you looked in the mirror?	do you think i'm getting fat?
+do you think i'm getting fat?	i didn't say that.
+i didn't say that.	what did you say?
+what did you say?	i said i have to go to the bathroom.
+i said i have to go to the bathroom.	that's what i thought you said.
+did you do the laundry?	yes, i did.
+yes, i did.	what did you wash?
+what did you wash?	i washed the sheets and towels.
+i washed the sheets and towels.	what about the pillowcases?
+what about the pillowcases?	yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.
+yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.	did you dry everything in the dryer?
+did you dry everything in the dryer?	yes, i dried everything in the dryer.
+yes, i dried everything in the dryer.	then what did you do?
+then what did you do?	i folded all the towels.
+i folded all the towels.	did you put the sheets on the beds?
+did you put the sheets on the beds?	yes, and i put the pillowcases on the pillows.
+do you listen to the radio?	i listen day and night.
+i listen day and night.	what do you listen to?
+what do you listen to?	mostly talk radio.
+mostly talk radio.	what's that?
+what's that?	people talk about current events.
+people talk about current events.	what do they say?
+what do they say?	they say they want change.
+they say they want change.	what kind of change?
+what kind of change?	they want tax cuts.
+they want tax cuts.	why do they want tax cuts?
+why do they want tax cuts?	because tax cuts will save them money.
+mom, i'm hungry.	look in the fridge.
+look in the fridge.	i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.
+i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.	are you sure?
+are you sure?	it's almost empty.
+it's almost empty.	i went to the market yesterday.
+i went to the market yesterday.	i don't see anything.
+i don't see anything.	i bought lots of oranges and apples.
+i bought lots of oranges and apples.	i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.
+i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.	eat the fruit. it's good for you.
+eat the fruit. it's good for you.	next time you go to the market, let me go with you.
+next time you go to the market, let me go with you.	no, thank you. all you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars.
+what is there to eat?	i don't know. look in the fridge.
+i don't know. look in the fridge.	i think i'll make a sandwich.
+i think i'll make a sandwich.	what kind?
+what kind?	a ham sandwich.
+a ham sandwich.	the bread is in the cabinet.
+the bread is in the cabinet.	where's the mustard?
+where's the mustard?	it's in the fridge, i think.
+it's in the fridge, i think.	oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?
+oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?	yes, that sounds nice.
+yes, that sounds nice.	how about some potato chips?
+how about some potato chips?	yes. and a pickle, if we have any.
+it's time for your bath, young lady.	but, mom, i'm not dirty.
+but, mom, i'm not dirty.	you need a bath every day.
+you need a bath every day.	why?
+why?	because you don't want to smell bad.
+because you don't want to smell bad.	i don't smell bad.
+i don't smell bad.	that's what you think.
+that's what you think.	if i smelled bad, i could smell me.
+if i smelled bad, i could smell me.	i can smell you.
+i can smell you.	i can smell you, too.
+i can smell you, too.	that's my perfume.
+that's my perfume.	when can i wear perfume?
+something's wrong with my computer.	exactly what?
+exactly what?	all i get is a black screen.
+all i get is a black screen.	what's the matter?
+what's the matter?	i think i know, because this happened before.
+i think i know, because this happened before.	what happened before?
+what happened before?	my hard drive crashed.
+my hard drive crashed.	oh, no. that's bad news.
+oh, no. that's bad news.	it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.
+it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.	will you lose all your files?
+will you lose all your files?	no, i always back up my files.
+no, i always back up my files.	you're smart.
+i called hp about my computer.	what did they say?
+what did they say?	they said i need a new hard drive.
+they said i need a new hard drive.	that's too bad. how much is a new one?
+that's too bad. how much is a new one?	it's not too much, only about $85.
+it's not too much, only about $85.	plus installation?
+plus installation?	no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.
+no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.	really?
+really?	yes, it's just a couple of screws.
+yes, it's just a couple of screws.	that's nice.
+that's nice.	it's a lot better than paying someone $60.
+it's a lot better than paying someone $60.	if my hard drive crashes, i'll just call you.
+what's your email address?	it's bluedog123.
+it's bluedog123.	bluedog123. are you sure that's all?
+bluedog123. are you sure that's all?	yes.
+yes.	no. that's incomplete.
+no. that's incomplete.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	what's your mailing address?
+what's your mailing address?	456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.
+456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.	that's correct.
+that's correct.	so what's the problem?
+so what's the problem?	bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.
+bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.	oh, i get it. my email address is bluedog123@yahoo.com.
+i'm going to take a nap.	you should unplug the phone.
+you should unplug the phone.	that's a good idea.
+that's a good idea.	do you want me to wake you in an hour?
+do you want me to wake you in an hour?	no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.
+no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.	i'll start dinner at 6:00.
+i'll start dinner at 6:00.	okay. i think i'll be awake by then.
+okay. i think i'll be awake by then.	if not, your nose will wake you up.
+if not, your nose will wake you up.	you mean i will smell the food cooking?
+you mean i will smell the food cooking?	you might even dream about dinner.
+you might even dream about dinner.	i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.
+i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.	have a nice nap.
+that was a nice funeral.	yes, dad, it was.
+yes, dad, it was.	the son gave a nice speech about his father.
+the son gave a nice speech about his father.	it was long, too.
+it was long, too.	i think it was about 45 minutes long.
+i think it was about 45 minutes long.	but it went by fast. it was interesting.
+but it went by fast. it was interesting.	i liked it.
+i liked it.	i'll give you a speech like that, too.
+i'll give you a speech like that, too.	do you think anyone will come to my funeral?
+do you think anyone will come to my funeral?	of course.
+of course.	i think only the family will be there.
+i think only the family will be there.	you have lots of friends. they will be there, too!
+yikes! what was that noise?	i had to blow my nose.
+i had to blow my nose.	did you have to blow right next to the phone?
+did you have to blow right next to the phone?	did you hear that?
+did you hear that?	of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.
+of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.	it wasn't that loud.
+it wasn't that loud.	i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.
+i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.	okay. i'll take your word for it.
+okay. i'll take your word for it.	i thought you had an elephant in your house.
+i thought you had an elephant in your house.	you're funny.
+you're funny.	what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.
+what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.	i'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. i'll be right back.
+i have lots of friends.	really? how many do you have?
+really? how many do you have?	i don't know, maybe one hundred.
+i don't know, maybe one hundred.	that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?
+that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?	of course. i have lots of best friends.
+of course. i have lots of best friends.	how many best friends do you have?
+how many best friends do you have?	i think about twenty-five.
+i think about twenty-five.	hmm. i have only one best friend.
+hmm. i have only one best friend.	i feel sorry for you.
+i feel sorry for you.	i have only a few friends.
+i have only a few friends.	you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.
+you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.	that's very nice of you.
+don't you ever cheat on me.	why would i do that?
+why would i do that?	because men like to cheat.
+because men like to cheat.	some men do, but not me.
+some men do, but not me.	i'm watching you.
+i'm watching you.	i'm an open book. watch me all you want.
+i'm an open book. watch me all you want.	if i catch you, you'll be sorry.
+if i catch you, you'll be sorry.	you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.
+you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.	i will poke your eyes out. 
+i will poke your eyes out. 	i don't want any other woman.
+i don't want any other woman.	i will chop your toes off, one by one.
+i will chop your toes off, one by one.	honey, please. you're the only woman for me, forever. i swear it.
+i hate to go outside.	me too.
+me too.	why do you hate to go outside?
+why do you hate to go outside?	i meet too many jerks.
+i meet too many jerks.	i agree.
+i agree.	this city is full of jerks.
+this city is full of jerks.	rude people are everywhere.
+rude people are everywhere.	but what can you do?
+but what can you do?	you can yell at them.
+you can yell at them.	and they will yell back at you.
+and they will yell back at you.	yelling doesn't do any good.
+yelling doesn't do any good.	no. the best thing to do is just stay home.
+will you look at this form?	are you having problems with it?
+are you having problems with it?	i don't understand some things.
+i don't understand some things.	let me help you.
+let me help you.	what does "mi" mean?
+what does "mi" mean?	"mi" stands for middle initial.
+"mi" stands for middle initial.	what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?
+what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?	that means month/day/year. use numbers.
+that means month/day/year. use numbers.	i don't understand.
+i don't understand.	for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.
+for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.	oh. that's simple enough.
+oh. that's simple enough.	always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely.
+let's go to the animal shelter.	what do you want to do?
+what do you want to do?	i want to get a puppy for my son.
+i want to get a puppy for my son.	that will make him so happy.
+that will make him so happy.	i'll get him one of those little dogs.
+i'll get him one of those little dogs.	one that won't grow up too big.
+one that won't grow up too big.	and eat too much.
+and eat too much.	do you know which one he would like?
+do you know which one he would like?	oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.
+oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.	i bet you had to drag him away.
+i bet you had to drag him away.	he wanted to take it home yesterday.
+he wanted to take it home yesterday.	i wonder what he'll name it.
+what's the weather like?	i don't know. i just woke up.
+i don't know. i just woke up.	why don't you look outside?
+why don't you look outside?	okay. it looks like rain.
+okay. it looks like rain.	why do you say that?
+why do you say that?	the sky is gray.
+the sky is gray.	is it raining right now?
+is it raining right now?	no.
+no.	how do you know?
+how do you know?	the street isn't wet.
+the street isn't wet.	i have to go shopping today.
+i have to go shopping today.	you'd better take an umbrella.
+i can't believe how hot it is.	it's not even noon yet.
+it's not even noon yet.	that means it will get hotter.
+that means it will get hotter.	i am dying from the heat.
+i am dying from the heat.	turn on the air conditioner.
+turn on the air conditioner.	it doesn't work.
+it doesn't work.	what happened?
+what happened?	i don't know.
+i don't know.	did you call the repairman?
+did you call the repairman?	of course.
+of course.	when is he coming?
+when is he coming?	he's busy. he said next week.
+i'll be glad when winter comes.	why is that?
+why is that?	because i love the snow.
+because i love the snow.	yes, the snow is fun.
+yes, the snow is fun.	last year we made a big snowman.
+last year we made a big snowman.	how big was it?
+how big was it?	it was seven feet tall.
+it was seven feet tall.	how long did it take?
+how long did it take?	it took us all day.
+it took us all day.	did you give him a nose?
+did you give him a nose?	of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.
+of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.	let me help you make one this year.
+i'm going to the bank.	what do you need to do?
+what do you need to do?	i need to withdraw some money.
+i need to withdraw some money.	how are you going to do that?
+how are you going to do that?	i'll just use the atm.
+i'll just use the atm.	what's that?
+what's that?	it's the automatic teller machine.
+it's the automatic teller machine.	it gives you money?
+it gives you money?	i just insert my debit card into the machine.
+i just insert my debit card into the machine.	and it gives you money?
+and it gives you money?	well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.
+well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.	oh. what good is that? i thought it gave you free money.
+did you put the blue bin out on the street?	oh, no. i forgot.
+oh, no. i forgot.	well, you'd better take it out front.
+well, you'd better take it out front.	what time does the recycle truck come by?
+what time does the recycle truck come by?	it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.
+it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.	i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.
+i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.	oh, no, you don't.
+oh, no, you don't.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.
+every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.	do you think i'll forget to do it?
+do you think i'll forget to do it?	you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.
+you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.	okay, i'll take it out front right now.
+are you ready?	ready for what?
+ready for what?	ready for the big switch.
+ready for the big switch.	what are you talking about?
+what are you talking about?	the nation is switching to digital tv.
+the nation is switching to digital tv.	oh. of course i'm ready.
+oh. of course i'm ready.	did you buy the converter?
+did you buy the converter?	no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.
+no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.	how much was that?
+how much was that?	it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.
+it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.	does it pick up any digital channels?
+does it pick up any digital channels?	oh, yes. i get six korean channels but nothing in english!
+people are funny.	they sure are.
+they sure are.	did you hear about the pilot?
+did you hear about the pilot?	the one that stole a small plane?
+the one that stole a small plane?	yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.
+yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.	did they catch him?
+did they catch him?	yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
+yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.	did he crash?
+did he crash?	no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
+no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.	did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?
+did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?	his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
+his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.	poor guy.
+the police need our help finding a robber.	how do you know?
+how do you know?	the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.
+the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.	do they know what the robber looks like?
+do they know what the robber looks like?	yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.
+yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.	what race is he?
+what race is he?	they didn't say.
+they didn't say.	the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.
+the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.	of course not. that would be racist.
+of course not. that would be racist.	but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?
+but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?	don't ask me.
+don't ask me.	then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist.
+don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.	but i don't have a tissue.
+but i don't have a tissue.	then go find a tissue in the bathroom.
+then go find a tissue in the bathroom.	i didn't have time to get one from there.
+i didn't have time to get one from there.	your sleeves are not tissues.
+your sleeves are not tissues.	but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.
+but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.	that doesn't make it right.
+that doesn't make it right.	i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.
+i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.	i will talk to your father about that.
+i will talk to your father about that.	i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.
+i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.	your daddy was a good little boy.
+your daddy was a good little boy.	how do you know? were you his mommy, too?
+i'm worried.	worried about what?
+worried about what?	i'm getting married.
+i'm getting married.	you should be happy, not worried.
+you should be happy, not worried.	i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.
+i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.	yes, you have to take care of your wife.
+yes, you have to take care of your wife.	and i have to take care of our children.
+and i have to take care of our children.	are you going to start a family?
+are you going to start a family?	yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.
+yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.	that sounds wonderful.
+that sounds wonderful.	except we can't afford it!
+except we can't afford it!	no wonder you're worried.
+i don't get art.	or artists.
+or artists.	they're in a different world.
+they're in a different world.	i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.
+i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.	the artist said the jar was both full and empty.
+the artist said the jar was both full and empty.	but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?
+but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?	artists see things differently.
+artists see things differently.	did you ever see anything that picasso painted?
+did you ever see anything that picasso painted?	of course! he's world famous.
+of course! he's world famous.	did he ever take art lessons?
+did he ever take art lessons?	i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.
+i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.	where are they? maybe they are worth millions.
+what's the point?	the point of what?
+the point of what?	of living.
+of living.	who knows? you live, and then you die.
+who knows? you live, and then you die.	we must be here for some reason.
+we must be here for some reason.	maybe we're here to have fun.
+maybe we're here to have fun.	then why aren't i having fun?
+then why aren't i having fun?	because you're thinking too much.
+because you're thinking too much.	so i should stop thinking?
+so i should stop thinking?	stop thinking about what the point is.
+stop thinking about what the point is.	okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.
+okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.	just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes.
+beer is a powerful drug.	so are cigarettes.
+so are cigarettes.	which would you prefer?
+which would you prefer?	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
+when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.	i could pick only one or the other?
+i could pick only one or the other?	yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.
+yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.	boy, that's a tough one.
+boy, that's a tough one.	what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.
+what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.	but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
+but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.	well, you can't have everything.
+well, you can't have everything.	i don't think i want to go to your heaven.
+my pants have a hole in the front pocket.	you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
+you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.	yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
+yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.	lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
+lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.	who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
+who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?	criminals, of course.
+criminals, of course.	anyway, i have to fix the hole.
+anyway, i have to fix the hole.	you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
+you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.	tell me about this patch.
+tell me about this patch.	the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
+the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.	that sounds a lot easier than sewing.
+that sounds a lot easier than sewing.	it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off.
+do you know any good jokes?	i can't remember jokes.
+i can't remember jokes.	neither can i.
+neither can i.	they go in one ear and out the other.
+they go in one ear and out the other.	who makes up all these jokes?
+who makes up all these jokes?	who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.
+who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.	yes, just in english alone.
+yes, just in english alone.	i wonder if every language has jokes.
+i wonder if every language has jokes.	of course! people everywhere like good jokes.
+of course! people everywhere like good jokes.	what do you think people joke about the most?
+what do you think people joke about the most?	i think most jokes are about women.
+i think most jokes are about women.	oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!
+you're very lucky.	why do you say that?
+why do you say that?	you speak two languages.
+you speak two languages.	well, my english isn't perfect.
+well, my english isn't perfect.	no one speaks perfect english.
+no one speaks perfect english.	maybe i will be the first!
+maybe i will be the first!	i've been thinking about learning spanish.
+i've been thinking about learning spanish.	spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.
+spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.	how long will it take me to learn?
+how long will it take me to learn?	i think it will only take you a year or two.
+i think it will only take you a year or two.	how soon can we begin?
+how soon can we begin?	ahora! that means right now.
+do you know what today is?	yes, it's april 22.
+yes, it's april 22.	it's more than just a date.
+it's more than just a date.	is it your birthday or anniversary?
+is it your birthday or anniversary?	no, it's earth day.
+no, it's earth day.	what's that?
+what's that?	it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.
+it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.	oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?
+oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?	yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.
+yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.	how about if i take shorter showers?
+how about if i take shorter showers?	that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.
+that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.	from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.
+poetry sucks.	i don't know anyone who likes it.
+i don't know anyone who likes it.	some of it is okay, i guess.
+some of it is okay, i guess.	yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.
+yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.	like "one, two, buckle my shoe."
+like "one, two, buckle my shoe."	but people still write poems.
+but people still write poems.	no one makes any money at it.
+no one makes any money at it.	shakespeare was a poet.
+shakespeare was a poet.	did he get rich from his poetry?
+did he get rich from his poetry?	probably not.
+probably not.	poems are a little bit like songs.
+poems are a little bit like songs.	yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too.
+how smart are you?	i don't know. i think i'm average.
+i don't know. i think i'm average.	did you ever take an iq test?
+did you ever take an iq test?	no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.
+no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.	i wish i was really smart.
+i wish i was really smart.	don't be ridiculous.
+don't be ridiculous.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
+if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.	don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
+don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?	it must be very lonely.
+it must be very lonely.	why's that?
+why's that?	because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.
+i missed the tv news last night. what was on?	nothing that would pass as news.
+nothing that would pass as news.	what's the weather going to be like this weekend?
+what's the weather going to be like this weekend?	i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.
+i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.	what was the lead story on the news?
+what was the lead story on the news?	some actress was in court for driving without a license.
+some actress was in court for driving without a license.	what was the second story?
+what was the second story?	some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.
+some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.	what was the third story?
+what was the third story?	a bull chased a man in a supermarket.
+a bull chased a man in a supermarket.	wasn't there anything about octo-mom?
+wasn't there anything about octo-mom?	of course. she's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.
+what are you going to do about your death?	well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.
+well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.	i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?
+i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?	my wife and i will be cremated.
+my wife and i will be cremated.	are you going to be buried next to each other?
+are you going to be buried next to each other?	oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.
+oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.	you're not going to be buried?
+you're not going to be buried?	a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.
+a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.	yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.
+yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.	children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.
+children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.	that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.
+that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.	we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.
+did you wipe your feet? 	yes, of course i wiped my feet.
+yes, of course i wiped my feet.	then why is there mud on the carpet?
+then why is there mud on the carpet?	i don't know. it's not my mud.
+i don't know. it's not my mud.	well, someone brought it into the house.
+well, someone brought it into the house.	look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.
+look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.	of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.
+of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.	okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.
+okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.	don't vacuum it now.
+don't vacuum it now.	don't you want me to clean up the mud?
+don't you want me to clean up the mud?	wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.
+wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.	next time i will be more careful.
+what are you getting for your mom?	what are you talking about?
+what are you talking about?	sunday is mother's day.
+sunday is mother's day.	this sunday?
+this sunday?	of course. it's all over the news.
+of course. it's all over the news.	i thought it was next sunday.
+i thought it was next sunday.	well, you'd better get her something.
+well, you'd better get her something.	i'll get her a nice card.
+i'll get her a nice card.	is that it?
+is that it?	yes. that's all i ever give her.
+yes. that's all i ever give her.	she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?
+she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?	it's okay. she knows that i love her.
+i don't like our flag.	what's the matter with it?
+what's the matter with it?	it's too much like other flags.
+it's too much like other flags.	yes, a lot of flags have stripes.
+yes, a lot of flags have stripes.	a flag should be pretty.
+a flag should be pretty.	what should our flag look like?
+what should our flag look like?	it should have a pretty woman on it.
+it should have a pretty woman on it.	that's ridiculous!
+that's ridiculous!	you don't like pretty women?
+you don't like pretty women?	of course i do. but not on our flag!
+of course i do. but not on our flag!	every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.
+every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.	you can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!
+i had a busy morning.	what did you do?
+what did you do?	i watered all the plants.
+i watered all the plants.	you have a lot of plants.
+you have a lot of plants.	then i did my laundry.
+then i did my laundry.	that takes some time.
+that takes some time.	i took the dog for a walk.
+i took the dog for a walk.	i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.
+i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.	i vacuumed the entire house.
+i vacuumed the entire house.	that's a lot of work.
+that's a lot of work.	and then i made lunch.
+and then i made lunch.	i'll bet you were hungry!
+i don't have long distance service with my home phone.	so how do you make long distance calls?
+so how do you make long distance calls?	i use a calling card.
+i use a calling card.	where do you get that?
+where do you get that?	i buy it at the dollar store.
+i buy it at the dollar store.	how much is it?
+how much is it?	it's one dollar for 100 minutes.
+it's one dollar for 100 minutes.	that's only a penny a minute!
+that's only a penny a minute!	it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.
+it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.	how many?
+how many?	first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.
+first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.	yikes. i think i'll keep my long distance service.
+do you go to college?	yes, i do.
+yes, i do.	what college do you go to?
+what college do you go to?	i go to pasadena city college.
+i go to pasadena city college.	do you like it?
+do you like it?	oh, yes, i really like it.
+oh, yes, i really like it.	why do you like it?
+why do you like it?	because it has great teachers.
+because it has great teachers.	what else?
+what else?	i like all my classmates, too.
+i like all my classmates, too.	anything else?
+anything else?	yes. it's not expensive!
+i lost my new pen.	where did you lose it?
+where did you lose it?	i don't know.
+i don't know.	when did you lose it?
+when did you lose it?	i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.
+i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.	did you check all your pockets?
+did you check all your pockets?	i checked all my pockets.
+i checked all my pockets.	did you look in your desk?
+did you look in your desk?	yes. it isn't there, either.
+yes. it isn't there, either.	it's probably around somewhere.
+it's probably around somewhere.	oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.
+oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.	only a dollar? don't even look for it.
+gravity is very important.	what is gravity?
+what is gravity?	it's the force that pulls everything down.
+it's the force that pulls everything down.	i don't understand.
+i don't understand.	if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.
+if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.	of course it does.
+of course it does.	without gravity, the water would go up.
+without gravity, the water would go up.	you're joking.
+you're joking.	without gravity, you would go up.
+without gravity, you would go up.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	you would float into the sky like a balloon.
+you would float into the sky like a balloon.	that would be fun!
+i can't read my book.	turn on the light.
+turn on the light.	the light is on.
+the light is on.	open the book.
+open the book.	the book is open.
+the book is open.	see an eye doctor.
+see an eye doctor.	that's what i need to do.
+that's what i need to do.	he'll give you a prescription for glasses.
+he'll give you a prescription for glasses.	i'll make an appointment tomorrow.
+i'll make an appointment tomorrow.	i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.
+i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.	read the phone number to me.
+read the phone number to me.	i'll read it very loud, in case your hearing is getting bad, too.
+what do you need for school?	i need pencils.
+i need pencils.	anything else?
+anything else?	i need a notebook.
+i need a notebook.	do you need a pen?
+do you need a pen?	no. i already have a pen.
+no. i already have a pen.	do you need a calculator?
+do you need a calculator?	no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.
+no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.	how about a dictionary?
+how about a dictionary?	no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.
+no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.	well, i guess that's it.
+well, i guess that's it.	yes, that's all i need for now.
+i like this magazine.	so do i.
+so do i.	i read it once, and i subscribed.
+i read it once, and i subscribed.	it gives you all the news.
+it gives you all the news.	all the news in only 50 pages.
+all the news in only 50 pages.	i like the political cartoons.
+i like the political cartoons.	i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.
+i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.	i always read the film reviews.
+i always read the film reviews.	i never miss the food and drink section.
+i never miss the food and drink section.	i gave a subscription to my parents.
+i gave a subscription to my parents.	me too. they canceled their other news magazines.
+me too. they canceled their other news magazines.	so did mine!
+my pen is out of ink.	shake it a couple of times.
+shake it a couple of times.	i shook it. there is no more ink.
+i shook it. there is no more ink.	you can borrow mine.
+you can borrow mine.	thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.
+thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.	what were you doing?
+what were you doing?	i was writing a letter.
+i was writing a letter.	who were you writing to?
+who were you writing to?	it's to my mom.
+it's to my mom.	tell her i said hello.
+tell her i said hello.	okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.
+okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.	take your time.
+have you done your homework?	not yet.
+not yet.	then why are you watching tv?
+then why are you watching tv?	this is my favorite show.
+this is my favorite show.	go do your homework.
+go do your homework.	but, mom!
+but, mom!	you can watch tv after you do your homework.
+you can watch tv after you do your homework.	but the show will be over.
+but the show will be over.	there will be another show next week.
+there will be another show next week.	please?
+please?	you know the rules.
+you know the rules.	i hate the rules! i can't wait till i grow up.
+i can't wait until i graduate.	me too.
+me too.	no more homework.
+no more homework.	i hate homework.
+i hate homework.	are you going to college?
+are you going to college?	i can't afford it.
+i can't afford it.	me neither.
+me neither.	so what are you going to do?
+so what are you going to do?	i'm joining the army.
+i'm joining the army.	you're kidding. you might get killed.
+you're kidding. you might get killed.	i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.
+i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.	that's not a bad idea.
+what is your major?	english.
+english.	what are you going to do with an english major?
+what are you going to do with an english major?	i'm going to be a teacher.
+i'm going to be a teacher.	high school or middle school?
+high school or middle school?	high school.
+high school.	i teach high school english.
+i teach high school english.	i didn't know that.
+i didn't know that.	i started teaching five years ago.
+i started teaching five years ago.	how do you like it?
+how do you like it?	do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.
+do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.	maybe i'll teach middle school.
+parking at school is impossible.	i'll say.
+i'll say.	i drove around for half an hour.
+i drove around for half an hour.	did you find a spot?
+did you find a spot?	i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.
+i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.	did you yell at them?
+did you yell at them?	yes, i did.
+yes, i did.	and?
+and?	and he yelled back at me.
+and he yelled back at me.	how rude.
+how rude.	but i got lucky a few minutes later.
+but i got lucky a few minutes later.	you have to be lucky to find a parking space.
+this is a huge library.	yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.
+yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.	and lots of books.
+and lots of books.	and lots of thieves.
+and lots of thieves.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i mean, keep your belongings close to you.
+i mean, keep your belongings close to you.	the only thing in my backpack is used books.
+the only thing in my backpack is used books.	but thieves don't know that.
+but thieves don't know that.	they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.
+they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.	now you're thinking.
+now you're thinking.	you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.
+you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.	not even a church is safe from thieves.
+how good is your math?	i can add two and two.
+i can add two and two.	so you're not very good at math?
+so you're not very good at math?	i'm terrible at math.
+i'm terrible at math.	well, i need some help.
+well, i need some help.	with what?
+with what?	i'm taking a math course in school.
+i'm taking a math course in school.	well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.
+well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.	i can't do that.
+i can't do that.	why not?
+why not?	they might think i'm stupid.
+they might think i'm stupid.	they're not going to think that! they'll be glad to help you.
+do you believe in god?	of course.
+of course.	do you pray to god?
+do you pray to god?	occasionally.
+occasionally.	when's that?
+when's that?	when i need something.
+when i need something.	like what?
+like what?	well, if i have a big test at school.
+well, if i have a big test at school.	does god answer your prayers?
+does god answer your prayers?	yes, i've passed all my tests.
+yes, i've passed all my tests.	do you ever pray for money?
+do you ever pray for money?	not yet. i won't need to do that until i graduate from high school.
+the cops finally found the husband.	what husband?
+what husband?	the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.
+the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.	oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.
+oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.	the husband said he tried to help the boy.
+the husband said he tried to help the boy.	yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.
+yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.	no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.
+no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.	so what? they still drove off.
+so what? they still drove off.	the husband said a fire department was nearby.
+the husband said a fire department was nearby.	so what? did he dial 911?
+so what? did he dial 911?	he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.
+he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.	he didn't get around to turning himself in, either.
+i don't like riding the bus.	why not?
+why not?	the seats and windows are dirty.
+the seats and windows are dirty.	don't they clean the bus every night?
+don't they clean the bus every night?	i think they do.
+i think they do.	you should bring some wipes with you.
+you should bring some wipes with you.	that's a good idea.
+that's a good idea.	then you can wipe your seat and window.
+then you can wipe your seat and window.	people will think i'm strange.
+people will think i'm strange.	who cares? everyone is strange.
+who cares? everyone is strange.	that's for sure.
+that's for sure.	don't worry about what people think.
+i don't like riding the bus.	why not?
+why not?	number one, it's too slow.
+number one, it's too slow.	you're right. a car is faster.
+you're right. a car is faster.	number two, it's usually late.
+number two, it's usually late.	you're right. the buses are never on time.
+you're right. the buses are never on time.	number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.
+number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.	you're right. buses don't run late at night.
+you're right. buses don't run late at night.	number four, it's too crowded.
+number four, it's too crowded.	you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.
+you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.	number five, it's unsafe.
+number five, it's unsafe.	you're right. bad guys might rob you.
+we had a problem at school.	what was the problem?
+what was the problem?	someone cut the tires.
+someone cut the tires.	what tires?
+what tires?	the tires on the cars.
+the tires on the cars.	where were the cars?
+where were the cars?	they were in the student parking lot.
+they were in the student parking lot.	how many tires were cut?
+how many tires were cut?	one or two tires were cut on each car.
+one or two tires were cut on each car.	how many cars?
+how many cars?	eleven cars.
+eleven cars.	that's terrible. i hope they catch the person.
+life isn't fair.	it sure isn't.
+it sure isn't.	i got a ticket yesterday.
+i got a ticket yesterday.	what for?
+what for?	i was crossing the street.
+i was crossing the street.	were you in a crosswalk?
+were you in a crosswalk?	yes, but the red hand was blinking.
+yes, but the red hand was blinking.	so? that's a ticket?
+so? that's a ticket?	yes, it's a $140 ticket.
+yes, it's a $140 ticket.	that's not right!
+that's not right!	when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.
+when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.	you need to walk faster.
+you're driving too fast.	why do you say that?
+why do you say that?	the speed limit is 65.
+the speed limit is 65.	i know that.
+i know that.	but you're doing 75.
+but you're doing 75.	so is everyone else.
+so is everyone else.	but a cop might stop you.
+but a cop might stop you.	no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.
+no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.	so the cop will stop those cars?
+so the cop will stop those cars?	of course. he stops the fastest cars.
+of course. he stops the fastest cars.	my friend got a ticket for doing 75.
+my friend got a ticket for doing 75.	your friend was unlucky.
+remember to put air in your tires.	how often do i have to do that?
+how often do i have to do that?	once every two months.
+once every two months.	that's a lot.
+that's a lot.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	that's six times a year!
+that's six times a year!	yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.
+yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.	i'll try.
+i'll try.	check your tires or you'll get a flat.
+check your tires or you'll get a flat.	oh. that's not good.
+oh. that's not good.	no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.
+no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.	and i don't have either.
+you're driving too fast.	i'm in a hurry.
+i'm in a hurry.	don't ever be in a hurry.
+don't ever be in a hurry.	it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.
+it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.	that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.
+that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.	well, i meant to.
+well, i meant to.	don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.
+don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.	why not?
+why not?	because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.
+because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.	how do you know that?
+how do you know that?	i read a lot.
+i read a lot.	i thought drunks caused most accidents.
+let's go for a ride.	where are we going?
+where are we going?	into the mountains.
+into the mountains.	that sounds nice.
+that sounds nice.	i want to show you my new car.
+i want to show you my new car.	you bought a new car?
+you bought a new car?	yes. i bought a cadillac.
+yes. i bought a cadillac.	a luxury car.
+a luxury car.	luxury plus speed.
+luxury plus speed.	what are we waiting for?
+what are we waiting for?	let me get the keys.
+let me get the keys.	let me get my camera.
+i have to go to the bathroom.	why didn't you go before we left?
+why didn't you go before we left?	i did, but i have to go again.
+i did, but i have to go again.	well, hold on a little longer.
+well, hold on a little longer.	i think i'm going to explode.
+i think i'm going to explode.	just hold on.
+just hold on.	oh! don't hit any more bumps!
+oh! don't hit any more bumps!	we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.
+we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.	i hope they are fast minutes.
+i hope they are fast minutes.	think about something else. think about a hamburger.
+think about something else. think about a hamburger.	i'm thinking, but i still have to go.
+i'm thinking, but i still have to go.	it's the next exit. hold on!
+where's the car?	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	the car isn't here.
+the car isn't here.	where did you park it?
+where did you park it?	i parked it right here.
+i parked it right here.	are you sure?
+are you sure?	yes. i remember this big tree.
+yes. i remember this big tree.	maybe it's the wrong tree.
+maybe it's the wrong tree.	no, this is the tree.
+no, this is the tree.	did someone steal it?
+did someone steal it?	i sure hope not.
+i sure hope not.	maybe they towed it away.
+look at this traffic.	i'd rather not.
+i'd rather not.	it gets worse every year.
+it gets worse every year.	why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.
+why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.	the speed limit is 65!
+the speed limit is 65!	well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.
+well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.	where are all these people going?
+where are all these people going?	they're all asking the same question.
+they're all asking the same question.	when are they going to fix this problem?
+when are they going to fix this problem?	they said they need more money.
+they said they need more money.	they always need more money.
+they always need more money.	it'll get worse before it gets better.
+did you see that car?	yes, he went through the red light.
+yes, he went through the red light.	can we call the police?
+can we call the police?	no, the police don't care.
+no, the police don't care.	why not?
+why not?	they have to see it happen.
+they have to see it happen.	they don't believe us?
+they don't believe us?	no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.
+no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.	so, what do we do?
+so, what do we do?	we don't do anything.
+we don't do anything.	maybe we should honk the horn next time.
+maybe we should honk the horn next time.	the driver will just honk back at us.
+my car is dirty.	why don't you wash it?
+why don't you wash it?	that's what i'm going to do.
+that's what i'm going to do.	are you going to wash it yourself?
+are you going to wash it yourself?	of course. it's not a hard job.
+of course. it's not a hard job.	i'll help you.
+i'll help you.	okay, i'll get a bucket.
+okay, i'll get a bucket.	i'll rinse the car first.
+i'll rinse the car first.	then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.
+then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.	after that, we can dry it with a towel.
+after that, we can dry it with a towel.	then it will look like new
+then it will look like new	and you save $10.
+it sure is windy today.	paper is flying everywhere.
+paper is flying everywhere.	this wind is dangerous for drivers.
+this wind is dangerous for drivers.	especially for drivers of big trucks.
+especially for drivers of big trucks.	the wind blows those trucks over.
+the wind blows those trucks over.	it blows trees over, too.
+it blows trees over, too.	a tree fell onto my dad's car.
+a tree fell onto my dad's car.	was there much damage?
+was there much damage?	my dad had to buy a new car.
+my dad had to buy a new car.	wow! that's terrible.
+wow! that's terrible.	never park your car under a tree.
+never park your car under a tree.	the wind will get you, or the birds will get you.
+when are we going to stop?	we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.
+we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.	how far away is that?
+how far away is that?	i think we'll be there in half an hour.
+i think we'll be there in half an hour.	i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.
+i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.	well, i can always pull over.
+well, i can always pull over.	no, thank you, i'll just wait.
+no, thank you, i'll just wait.	we can kill two birds with one stone.
+we can kill two birds with one stone.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.
+while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.	don't order for me. i'm not hungry.
+don't order for me. i'm not hungry.	i'm very hungry. i'll order for you, and then i'll eat yours.
+this is such a long light.	look how many cars are waiting in line.
+look how many cars are waiting in line.	they need a left-turn arrow.
+they need a left-turn arrow.	only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
+only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.	we'll be here forever.
+we'll be here forever.	get out of this lane.
+get out of this lane.	but we need to turn left.
+but we need to turn left.	forget it. go straight.
+forget it. go straight.	then what?
+then what?	then we'll just make a u-turn.
+then we'll just make a u-turn.	and then we can turn right at the light.
+and then we can turn right at the light.	good idea. it will be so much quicker.
+i need a cheap car.	how much money do you have?
+how much money do you have?	$1,000.
+$1,000.	well, that should get you something.
+well, that should get you something.	but i need something that's reliable.
+but i need something that's reliable.	you need a car with low mileage.
+you need a car with low mileage.	a car that was owned by a little old lady.
+a car that was owned by a little old lady.	where have you looked?
+where have you looked?	i haven't looked anywhere yet.
+i haven't looked anywhere yet.	why not?
+why not?	because i'll never find one for such a low price.
+because i'll never find one for such a low price.	you're right about that. keep saving your money.
+good afternoon, officer.	your driver's license and registration, please.
+your driver's license and registration, please.	here you go.
+here you go.	do you know why i pulled you over?
+do you know why i pulled you over?	i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.
+i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.	you rolled through that stop sign back there.
+you rolled through that stop sign back there.	but i stopped!
+but i stopped!	no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.
+no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.	well, nobody else does, so why should i?
+well, nobody else does, so why should i?	that's not the attitude of a good driver.
+that's not the attitude of a good driver.	but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.
+but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.	well, you've got one now. here. have a nice day.
+$140. i can't believe it.	what are you talking about?
+what are you talking about?	i got a ticket downtown for $140.
+i got a ticket downtown for $140.	were you speeding?
+were you speeding?	no, i was crossing the street.
+no, i was crossing the street.	were you jaywalking?
+were you jaywalking?	no, i was in the crosswalk.
+no, i was in the crosswalk.	so why did you get a ticket?
+so why did you get a ticket?	the officer said the red hand was blinking.
+the officer said the red hand was blinking.	was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
+was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?	no, the white walk sign was blinking.
+no, the white walk sign was blinking.	you should fight that ticket. i'll be your witness.
+they were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.	who?
+who?	two students from usc.
+two students from usc.	what happened?
+what happened?	a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.
+a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.	what happened to the other student?
+what happened to the other student?	he landed on the hood of the car.
+he landed on the hood of the car.	did he get off the hood?
+did he get off the hood?	no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.
+no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.	i'll bet the car continued on its way.
+i'll bet the car continued on its way.	of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?
+of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?	i hope they find them and put them in jail for life.
+what happened to your car?	i got a dent in the parking lot.
+i got a dent in the parking lot.	how did you get it?
+how did you get it?	i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.
+i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.	those shopping carts are dangerous.
+those shopping carts are dangerous.	especially the metal ones.
+especially the metal ones.	i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
+i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.	that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.
+that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.	did you save any money on the sale?
+did you save any money on the sale?	yes, i did. i saved about $50.
+yes, i did. i saved about $50.	that's great.
+that's great.	yes, except this dent will cost about $150.
+did you see "titanic"?	yes. it is a great movie.
+yes. it is a great movie.	i saw it twelve times.
+i saw it twelve times.	i saw it eight times.
+i saw it eight times.	i have the dvd.
+i have the dvd.	so do i.
+so do i.	let's go to your home.
+let's go to your home.	we can watch my dvd.
+we can watch my dvd.	and then we can go to my home.
+and then we can go to my home.	and watch your dvd.
+and watch your dvd.	i always cry at the end.
+i always cry at the end.	me too. it's so sad.
+let's play cards.	i don't know any card games.
+i don't know any card games.	i'll teach you one.
+i'll teach you one.	okay. what will you teach me?
+okay. what will you teach me?	it's called poker.
+it's called poker.	is it easy to learn?
+is it easy to learn?	yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.
+yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.	okay. teach me how to play.
+okay. teach me how to play.	we each get five cards.
+we each get five cards.	oh, look. i have four tens.
+oh, look. i have four tens.	that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.
+that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.	oh. sorry. okay, i don't have four tens.
+i'm a good card player.	why is that?
+why is that?	because i watch the other players.
+because i watch the other players.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	people will tell you if they have a good hand.
+people will tell you if they have a good hand.	how do they do that?
+how do they do that?	for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.
+for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.	when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?
+when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?	i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.
+i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.	he never wins your money?
+he never wins your money?	nope, and it drives him crazy.
+nope, and it drives him crazy.	he knows you can't read his mind. maybe he thinks you're cheating.
+turn the radio down, please.	but i'm listening to it.
+but i'm listening to it.	well, listen to it more quietly.
+well, listen to it more quietly.	i can't wait till i grow up.
+i can't wait till i grow up.	what will you do?
+what will you do?	i will play the radio as loud as i want.
+i will play the radio as loud as i want.	that's okay with me.
+that's okay with me.	i will have a radio in every room of my house.
+i will have a radio in every room of my house.	remind me to never visit you.
+remind me to never visit you.	all the radios will be on extra loud.
+all the radios will be on extra loud.	your neighbors will hate you.
+your neighbors will hate you.	if they don't like it, they can move.
+i hope i win the lotto.	your chances are very small.
+your chances are very small.	but you can't win if you don't play.
+but you can't win if you don't play.	ha! you can't win if you do play.
+ha! you can't win if you do play.	someone has to win.
+someone has to win.	that's what everyone says.
+that's what everyone says.	it might as well be me.
+it might as well be me.	that's what everyone says.
+that's what everyone says.	you're trying to tell me something.
+you're trying to tell me something.	that didn't take long.
+that didn't take long.	you think i should quit playing.
+you think i should quit playing.	save your money for school.
+what's on tv?	nothing much.
+nothing much.	what about the baseball game?
+what about the baseball game?	it got rained out.
+it got rained out.	rained out?
+rained out?	yes, rained out.
+yes, rained out.	how could that be?
+how could that be?	well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.
+well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.	i thought they were playing under a dome.
+i thought they were playing under a dome.	the dome doesn't close.
+the dome doesn't close.	why doesn't it close?
+why doesn't it close?	who knows? they said they'll fix it before next season.
+can i try your coffee?	sure. here you go.
+sure. here you go.	hmm, that's not bad.
+hmm, that's not bad.	there's nothing in it.
+there's nothing in it.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i mean, it's just coffee.
+i mean, it's just coffee.	i figured that.
+i figured that.	it's not too bitter for you?
+it's not too bitter for you?	it's a little bitter, but it's okay.
+it's a little bitter, but it's okay.	there's no sugar or cream in it.
+there's no sugar or cream in it.	no, it's a taste you have to get used to.
+no, it's a taste you have to get used to.	sort of like beer.
+let's take a walk.	what's the weather like?
+what's the weather like?	let me step outside and see.
+let me step outside and see.	it's a little chilly, right?
+it's a little chilly, right?	yes, it is.
+yes, it is.	i'll put on my cap.
+i'll put on my cap.	wear a jacket, too.
+wear a jacket, too.	i wonder if i should bring my gloves.
+i wonder if i should bring my gloves.	maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.
+maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.	i'll put a glove in each pocket.
+i'll put a glove in each pocket.	we'll get warmer as we walk.
+we'll get warmer as we walk.	yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down.
+look at the car chase on tv!	that driver is crazy.
+that driver is crazy.	i can't believe he hasn't crashed.
+i can't believe he hasn't crashed.	how fast is he going?
+how fast is he going?	they say he's going 80 miles per hour.
+they say he's going 80 miles per hour.	he's going to kill someone.
+he's going to kill someone.	look! he just hit that car.
+look! he just hit that car.	oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.
+oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.	now he's slowing down.
+now he's slowing down.	maybe he ran out of gas.
+maybe he ran out of gas.	look! he just got out of the car and started running.
+look! he just got out of the car and started running.	i hope the police catch him.
+tv news is so stupid.	they shouldn't even call it news.
+they shouldn't even call it news.	last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
+last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.	yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
+yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.	last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
+last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.	last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
+last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.	the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
+the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.	the sports guy shows us players fighting.
+the sports guy shows us players fighting.	they always tell us "what's next."
+they always tell us "what's next."	they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.
+they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.	it's more like news for kids.
+it's more like news for kids.	they should have kid reporters.
+i love my computer.	computers are so cool.
+computers are so cool.	i love to go online.
+i love to go online.	the internet is amazing.
+the internet is amazing.	you can travel all over the world.
+you can travel all over the world.	i know. i went to china yesterday.
+i know. i went to china yesterday.	what did you do?
+what did you do?	i stood on the great wall and looked all around.
+i stood on the great wall and looked all around.	what was it like?
+what was it like?	it was like the real thing.
+it was like the real thing.	it was like being there?
+it was like being there?	yes, i felt like i was actually there.
+the beatles are the best.	they are the best musical group ever.
+they are the best musical group ever.	i love all their songs.
+i love all their songs.	i don't know which one i like the best.
+i don't know which one i like the best.	i like the ones i can sing along with.
+i like the ones i can sing along with.	so do i, like "she loves you."
+so do i, like "she loves you."	"she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."
+"she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."	"…and you know you should be glad!"
+"…and you know you should be glad!"	what a great song.
+what a great song.	how about "let it be?"
+how about "let it be?"	oh, yes! "let it be, let it be…"
+oh, yes! "let it be, let it be…"	"…there will be an answer, let it be!"
+let's go to a movie.	i'd rather not.
+i'd rather not.	why not?
+why not?	you know i don't like crowds.
+you know i don't like crowds.	let's go to an early movie.
+let's go to an early movie.	okay, that won't be very crowded.
+okay, that won't be very crowded.	what would you like to see?
+what would you like to see?	oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.
+oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.	well, i want to see "the pursuit of happyness."
+well, i want to see "the pursuit of happyness."	what have you heard about it?
+what have you heard about it?	it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.
+it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.	well, i hope it has a happy ending.
+what's your favorite thing to do?	i like to watch people.
+i like to watch people.	that's your favorite thing to do?
+that's your favorite thing to do?	well, it's one of them.
+well, it's one of them.	where do you go to watch people?
+where do you go to watch people?	my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.
+my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.	that sounds like a good spot.
+that sounds like a good spot.	we watch people walk by with their dogs.
+we watch people walk by with their dogs.	i guess you see lots of different dogs.
+i guess you see lots of different dogs.	we don't even know what kind most of them are.
+we don't even know what kind most of them are.	there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.
+there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.	yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet.
+they call him father dollar bill.	yes, he was on the tv news today.
+yes, he was on the tv news today.	every easter sunday he gives away money.
+every easter sunday he gives away money.	is it his money?
+is it his money?	no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.
+no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.	how much money does he give away?
+how much money does he give away?	this year he gave away $15,000.
+this year he gave away $15,000.	that's a lot of money.
+that's a lot of money.	he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.
+he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.	what about the other homeless people?
+what about the other homeless people?	they got $1 each.
+they got $1 each.	people stood in line just to get one dollar?!
+old movies are the best.	even though they're in black and white.
+even though they're in black and white.	a good story is more important than color.
+a good story is more important than color.	actors didn't curse back then.
+actors didn't curse back then.	and there was no violence.
+and there was no violence.	people today don't like that.
+people today don't like that.	no, today people like lots of action.
+no, today people like lots of action.	i like a good story.
+i like a good story.	i like to see actors who are like real people.
+i like to see actors who are like real people.	like real people with real problems.
+like real people with real problems.	they still make movies like that.
+they still make movies like that.	yes, but they never make much money.
+do you get pbs on tv?	yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.
+yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.	it puts me to sleep.
+it puts me to sleep.	tell me about it.
+tell me about it.	a gardening show follows a knitting show.
+a gardening show follows a knitting show.	a cooking show follows a sewing show.
+a cooking show follows a sewing show.	a travel show follows another travel show.
+a travel show follows another travel show.	i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!
+i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!	now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.
+now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.	i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.
+i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.	if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.
+if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.	who wants to donate? public tv should be free.
+i love to watch "judge judy."	is that a tv show?
+is that a tv show?	yes. it's on every afternoon.
+yes. it's on every afternoon.	what's so good about it?
+what's so good about it?	they have interesting lawsuits.
+they have interesting lawsuits.	such as?
+such as?	yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.
+yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.	was something wrong with the phone?
+was something wrong with the phone?	it works only in canada.
+it works only in canada.	did the seller know that?
+did the seller know that?	yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.
+yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.	i hope judge judy made the seller take the phone back.
+that woman is a very good singer.	yes, but she looks like a man.
+yes, but she looks like a man.	what difference does it make?
+what difference does it make?	female singers are supposed to be pretty.
+female singers are supposed to be pretty.	singers are supposed to sound good.
+singers are supposed to sound good.	they should look good, too.
+they should look good, too.	there are lots of ugly men singers.
+there are lots of ugly men singers.	men singers don't have to look good.
+men singers don't have to look good.	then neither do women singers.
+then neither do women singers.	well, i would never buy her cd.
+well, i would never buy her cd.	but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?
+but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?	yes. i would buy all of her cds.
+all the tv stations are going to go digital.	yes, that will occur next month.
+yes, that will occur next month.	most of them are already broadcasting in digital.
+most of them are already broadcasting in digital.	the digital signal is very clear.
+the digital signal is very clear.	oh, no, it isn't!
+oh, no, it isn't!	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i can't get a single channel.
+i can't get a single channel.	do you have a digital tv?
+do you have a digital tv?	of course. but i don't have cable.
+of course. but i don't have cable.	you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.
+you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.	but i have rabbit ears.
+but i have rabbit ears.	rabbit ears aren't strong enough. buy a digital antenna.
+i've got a date for you.	oh, really?
+oh, really?	are you interested?
+are you interested?	maybe. what is she like?
+maybe. what is she like?	she's got a great personality.
+she's got a great personality.	uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.
+uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.	she's cute.
+she's cute.	okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.
+okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.	she weighs 98 pounds.
+she weighs 98 pounds.	okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?
+okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?	who said there is a problem with her?
+who said there is a problem with her?	the problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!
+i think you're very pretty.	thank you.
+thank you.	would you have dinner with me?
+would you have dinner with me?	i would like to.
+i would like to.	can i pick you up friday night?
+can i pick you up friday night?	what time?
+what time?	eight o'clock.
+eight o'clock.	that sounds great.
+that sounds great.	we'll go to a french restaurant.
+we'll go to a french restaurant.	i've never been to a french restaurant.
+i've never been to a french restaurant.	i think you'll love the food.
+i think you'll love the food.	i'm not going to eat any snails!
+you have pretty eyes.	thank you. so do you.
+thank you. so do you.	i wish my eyes were blue.
+i wish my eyes were blue.	what's the matter with green eyes?
+what's the matter with green eyes?	nothing, except my favorite color is blue.
+nothing, except my favorite color is blue.	maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.
+maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.	but what if i'm a fish in my next life?
+but what if i'm a fish in my next life?	i think some fish have blue eyes.
+i think some fish have blue eyes.	i hope i don't come back as a fish.
+i hope i don't come back as a fish.	i hope i come back as a cat.
+i hope i come back as a cat.	cats have beautiful eyes.
+cats have beautiful eyes.	i would love to have blue cat-eyes.
+i love you.	i love you, too.
+i love you, too.	i loved you the first day i saw you.
+i loved you the first day i saw you.	it was love at first sight?
+it was love at first sight?	yes, it was love at first sight.
+yes, it was love at first sight.	i didn't love you at first.
+i didn't love you at first.	i know. i had to chase you for a while.
+i know. i had to chase you for a while.	yes, you chased me and then you caught me.
+yes, you chased me and then you caught me.	now you're mine forever.
+now you're mine forever.	and you're mine forever.
+and you're mine forever.	we'll grow old together.
+we'll grow old together.	and be happy together.
+i'm in love with that girl.	have you told her?
+have you told her?	of course not.
+of course not.	why not?
+why not?	she would laugh at me.
+she would laugh at me.	how do you know?
+how do you know?	because they always do.
+because they always do.	maybe she's different.
+maybe she's different.	they're all the same.
+they're all the same.	just ask her out to dinner.
+just ask her out to dinner.	and then what?
+and then what?	and then she'll know that you like her.
+give me a hug.	i'm not in the mood.
+i'm not in the mood.	what's the matter?
+what's the matter?	i saw you looking at that woman.
+i saw you looking at that woman.	what woman?
+what woman?	you know, that woman with the big boobs.
+you know, that woman with the big boobs.	i was not looking at her.
+i was not looking at her.	you were, too.
+you were, too.	i'm not interested in her.
+i'm not interested in her.	then why were you looking at her?
+then why were you looking at her?	i was looking at something else.
+i was looking at something else.	oh, really? then spend tonight looking at the sofa.
+would you like to go on a blind date?	you must be joking.
+you must be joking.	no, i'm serious.
+no, i'm serious.	i don't want to date a blind woman.
+i don't want to date a blind woman.	a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!
+a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!	what does it mean?
+what does it mean?	a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.
+a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.	why would i date someone i don't even know?
+why would i date someone i don't even know?	to try something new and exciting.
+to try something new and exciting.	what if i don't like her?
+what if i don't like her?	then you don't date her again.
+i have a date tomorrow night.	really? who with?
+really? who with?	a girl i met at the market.
+a girl i met at the market.	you met a girl at the supermarket?
+you met a girl at the supermarket?	she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.
+she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.	what did you say to her?
+what did you say to her?	i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.
+i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.	she asked you about your pineapples?
+she asked you about your pineapples?	i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.
+i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.	that was nice of you.
+that was nice of you.	she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.
+she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.	sometimes a slow line can be a good thing.
+did you have a date friday night?	yes, in fact, i did.
+yes, in fact, i did.	who did you go out with?
+who did you go out with?	a man i met in a coffee shop.
+a man i met in a coffee shop.	where did you go?
+where did you go?	we went to a nice restaurant.
+we went to a nice restaurant.	anywhere else?
+anywhere else?	then we went to a jazz club.
+then we went to a jazz club.	that sounds like a nice date.
+that sounds like a nice date.	yes, it was pleasant.
+yes, it was pleasant.	but you won't date him again?
+but you won't date him again?	no. he was nice, but there was no chemistry.
+i had the worst date the other night.	what happened?
+what happened?	first of all, he was half an hour late.
+first of all, he was half an hour late.	that's not a good start.
+that's not a good start.	then he didn't bother to apologize.
+then he didn't bother to apologize.	that's rude.
+that's rude.	then he drove too fast to the restaurant.
+then he drove too fast to the restaurant.	that's dangerous.
+that's dangerous.	i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.
+i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.	what happened at the restaurant?
+what happened at the restaurant?	we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!
+we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!	i guess you can't go back to that restaurant.
+i don't like that man.	why not?
+why not?	he's a dirty old man.
+he's a dirty old man.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.
+he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.	well, you can't blame a man for asking.
+well, you can't blame a man for asking.	he should act his age.
+he should act his age.	but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.
+but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.	they should find a nice hobby.
+they should find a nice hobby.	just wait until you're 50 years old.
+just wait until you're 50 years old.	dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.
+dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.	that's what you say now. wait till you're 50.
+does your girlfriend ever make you angry?	sometimes.
+sometimes.	what does she do?
+what does she do?	just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.
+just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.	that was a nice thing to say.
+that was a nice thing to say.	that's what i thought.
+that's what i thought.	what did she say?
+what did she say?	she laughed! she didn't believe me.
+she laughed! she didn't believe me.	that wasn't very nice of her.
+that wasn't very nice of her.	she said that nothing is more important to me than money.
+she said that nothing is more important to me than money.	what did you say?
+what did you say?	i told her i wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world.
+some people have good noses.	i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.
+i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.	i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.
+i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.	oh. but that can be a curse.
+oh. but that can be a curse.	yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.
+yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.	i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.
+i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.	did she catch you using drugs?
+did she catch you using drugs?	sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.
+sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.	you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.
+you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.	but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!
+but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!	boy, that is a good nose.
+boy, that is a good nose.	i told her she should apply for a job at customs.
+let's go out to eat.	that sounds like fun.
+that sounds like fun.	where do you want to go?
+where do you want to go?	let me think a minute.
+let me think a minute.	i feel like chinese.
+i feel like chinese.	that sounds delicious.
+that sounds delicious.	i know a good chinese restaurant.
+i know a good chinese restaurant.	how far away is it?
+how far away is it?	it's only 10 minutes from here.
+it's only 10 minutes from here.	do we need reservations?
+do we need reservations?	oh, no. we can walk right in.
+oh, no. we can walk right in.	let's go now. i'm hungry!
+i can't believe how long this line is.	this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?
+this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?	yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?
+yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?	it's the slowest hamburger in town.
+it's the slowest hamburger in town.	that's because they cook it while you wait.
+that's because they cook it while you wait.	yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.
+yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.	a great burger and great service.
+a great burger and great service.	yes, the workers are very polite.
+yes, the workers are very polite.	and they're clean.
+and they're clean.	i've been coming here for years.
+i've been coming here for years.	me too.
+me too.	excuse me. they just called my number.
+lunch was delicious.	thank you.
+thank you.	what kind of soup was that?
+what kind of soup was that?	it was tomato soup.
+it was tomato soup.	that tasted so good.
+that tasted so good.	i put lemon and butter in it.
+i put lemon and butter in it.	the sandwich was good, too.
+the sandwich was good, too.	everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.
+everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.	especially on toast.
+especially on toast.	and the pickles were great, too.
+and the pickles were great, too.	tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.
+tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.	i can't wait.
+i'm calling the waiter.	what's the matter?
+what's the matter?	this steak has too much fat.
+this steak has too much fat.	what do you want the waiter to do?
+what do you want the waiter to do?	bring me a better steak.
+bring me a better steak.	i wouldn't do that.
+i wouldn't do that.	why not?
+why not?	they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.
+they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.	you're crazy.
+you're crazy.	then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
+then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.	where do you get these crazy ideas?
+where do you get these crazy ideas?	i used to cook in a restaurant!
+let's leave.	but we just got here.
+but we just got here.	did you see the waiter's hands?
+did you see the waiter's hands?	no.
+no.	he had dirty fingernails.
+he had dirty fingernails.	really?
+really?	his nails were black!
+his nails were black!	that's disgusting.
+that's disgusting.	and he poured water into our glasses.
+and he poured water into our glasses.	yuck! no water for me.
+yuck! no water for me.	i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.
+i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.	who cares? let's get out of here.
+this hot bread is delicious.	i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.
+i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.	well, i think we are paying for it.
+well, i think we are paying for it.	no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.
+no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.	it is delicious, especially with butter.
+it is delicious, especially with butter.	i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.
+i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.	they probably wouldn't like that.
+they probably wouldn't like that.	i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.
+i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.	then stop eating the bread!
+then stop eating the bread!	okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.
+okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.	if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.
+if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.	that's terrible. i would never go to your restaurant.
+is this a clean restaurant?	well, the tables and chairs look okay.
+well, the tables and chairs look okay.	okay, let's sit down.
+okay, let's sit down.	check out the silverware.
+check out the silverware.	it passes inspection.
+it passes inspection.	here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.
+here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.	well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.
+well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.	you're forgetting about the bathroom.
+you're forgetting about the bathroom.	i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.
+i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.	you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?
+you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?	no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.
+no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.	me, too. let's forget about germs and focus on food.
+have you seen our waiter?	here he comes now.
+here he comes now.	we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.
+we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.	oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.
+oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.	we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.
+we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.	i'll go up front and talk to the manager.
+i'll go up front and talk to the manager.	that's a good idea.
+that's a good idea.	maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.
+maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.	maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.
+maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.	every time we eat out, it's an adventure.
+every time we eat out, it's an adventure.	last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.
+last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.	we'll never go there again.
+is this table okay?	no, it's too close to the kitchen door.
+no, it's too close to the kitchen door.	how about this table?
+how about this table?	no, it's too close to the front door.
+no, it's too close to the front door.	this looks like a nice table.
+this looks like a nice table.	no, it's too close to the salad bar.
+no, it's too close to the salad bar.	okay, i give up.
+okay, i give up.	well, there is one good table.
+well, there is one good table.	great. which one?
+great. which one?	that one. a group of eight just sat down at it.
+i don't believe the art world.	what is it this time?
+what is it this time?	an andy warhol drawing.
+an andy warhol drawing.	he's a famous artist.
+he's a famous artist.	he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.
+he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.	did he sign it?
+did he sign it?	yes.
+yes.	is it beautiful?
+is it beautiful?	it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!
+it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!	so it's not worth much?
+so it's not worth much?	only about $30,000.
+only about $30,000.	without the food stains, it would probably be worth more.
+can we go to the baseball game?	of course.
+of course.	i love baseball.
+i love baseball.	so do i.
+so do i.	i love to eat the peanuts.
+i love to eat the peanuts.	i love to eat the hot dogs.
+i love to eat the hot dogs.	i hope we'll see a home run.
+i hope we'll see a home run.	i hope we'll catch a foul ball.
+i hope we'll catch a foul ball.	bring a jacket.
+bring a jacket.	yes. it gets a little cool at night.
+yes. it gets a little cool at night.	bring a glove to catch a foul ball.
+bring a glove to catch a foul ball.	no. i'll just use my cap to catch a foul ball.
+golf is a silly game.	it certainly is.
+it certainly is.	you hit a white ball.
+you hit a white ball.	and then you chase it.
+and then you chase it.	and then you hit it again.
+and then you hit it again.	finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.
+finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.	you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.
+you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.	what's the point?
+what's the point?	how can it be fun?
+how can it be fun?	they pay money to play this silly game!
+they pay money to play this silly game!	i think golfers have a mental problem.
+i think golfers have a mental problem.	i think they're nuts.
+do you want to go fishing?	yes. that's a good idea.
+yes. that's a good idea.	where do you want to go?
+where do you want to go?	we can go to the river.
+we can go to the river.	or we can go to the lake.
+or we can go to the lake.	or we can go to the ocean.
+or we can go to the ocean.	let's go to the lake.
+let's go to the lake.	yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.
+yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.	we can be there in 20 minutes.
+we can be there in 20 minutes.	i'll get our fishing rods.
+i'll get our fishing rods.	i'll get the bait.
+i'll get the bait.	we'll have fresh fish for dinner!
+baseball is fun.	i like to hit the ball.
+i like to hit the ball.	i like to run around the bases.
+i like to run around the bases.	i like to slide into the bases.
+i like to slide into the bases.	yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.
+yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.	i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.
+i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.	me too. i want to play for the yankees.
+me too. i want to play for the yankees.	not me. i want to play for the dodgers.
+not me. i want to play for the dodgers.	we have to practice every day.
+we have to practice every day.	i don't like practice.
+i don't like practice.	me neither. it's boring.
+me neither. it's boring.	but practice makes perfect.
+let's go jogging.	that's a good idea.
+that's a good idea.	i bought some new shoes.
+i bought some new shoes.	are they comfortable?
+are they comfortable?	they're very comfortable.
+they're very comfortable.	how much were they?
+how much were they?	they were on sale for $80.
+they were on sale for $80.	do they help you run faster?
+do they help you run faster?	no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.
+no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.	then they're worth every penny.
+then they're worth every penny.	you might want to buy a pair.
+you might want to buy a pair.	i'll wait until i wear this pair out.
+tiger is the greatest golfer in the world.	you can say that again.
+you can say that again.	but i'm worried about tiger.
+but i'm worried about tiger.	why is that?
+why is that?	because he likes to scuba dive.
+because he likes to scuba dive.	what's wrong with that?
+what's wrong with that?	it can be dangerous.
+it can be dangerous.	you mean he could drown.
+you mean he could drown.	he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.
+he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.	but he dives to relax.
+but he dives to relax.	he might relax, but it makes me nervous.
+he might relax, but it makes me nervous.	if his wife doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind.
+did you watch that golf tournament?	the one that tiger won?
+the one that tiger won?	how did he do it?
+how did he do it?	it was nothing for him.
+it was nothing for him.	he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!
+he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!	he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.
+he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.	i think he is from outer space.
+i think he is from outer space.	no human could possibly play golf that well.
+no human could possibly play golf that well.	whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.
+whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.	no human can do that.
+no human can do that.	somebody should check his birth record.
+somebody should check his birth record.	i bet it says he was born on mars.
+who's the greatest baseball player?	there are so many great players.
+there are so many great players.	yes, but who is the greatest?
+yes, but who is the greatest?	i'd have to say babe ruth.
+i'd have to say babe ruth.	most people would say that.
+most people would say that.	he changed the game.
+he changed the game.	yes, he made the home run popular.
+yes, he made the home run popular.	everybody loved him, all over the nation.
+everybody loved him, all over the nation.	he helped make the yankees the best team ever.
+he helped make the yankees the best team ever.	and ruth was a good person, too.
+and ruth was a good person, too.	he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.
+he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.	there will never be another babe.
+did you hear what happened at the baseball game?	no, please tell me.
+no, please tell me.	someone punched out someone.
+someone punched out someone.	that's not nice.
+that's not nice.	it's worse than that.
+it's worse than that.	how so?
+how so?	two guys got into an argument.
+two guys got into an argument.	i'll bet they were drinking.
+i'll bet they were drinking.	a third guy punched one of the two guys.
+a third guy punched one of the two guys.	i'll bet he was drinking, too.
+i'll bet he was drinking, too.	the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.
+the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.	that's terrible. can't people just have fun at a baseball game?
+i want to go to the ball game.	is there a game tonight?
+is there a game tonight?	yes, it starts at 7 p.m.
+yes, it starts at 7 p.m.	can we get tickets?
+can we get tickets?	yes, but only the cheap tickets.
+yes, but only the cheap tickets.	how much are they?
+how much are they?	they're only $5 each.
+they're only $5 each.	that's a good price.
+that's a good price.	yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.
+yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.	where are the seats?
+where are the seats?	they're behind the outfield.
+they're behind the outfield.	maybe we can catch a home run ball.
+golf is so hard.	what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?
+what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?	it's hard if you want to do it right.
+it's hard if you want to do it right.	you mean like tiger?
+you mean like tiger?	no, like a good amateur golfer.
+no, like a good amateur golfer.	what's so hard about golf?
+what's so hard about golf?	there are so many things you have to do right.
+there are so many things you have to do right.	like what?
+like what?	like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.
+like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.	yikes! who can remember all that?
+yikes! who can remember all that?	you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.
+you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.	forget it. golf sounds more like work than fun.
+did you hear about the ball player?	the home run hitter on drugs?
+the home run hitter on drugs?	he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.
+he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.	he said he wasn't using drugs.
+he said he wasn't using drugs.	he apologized to the fans.
+he apologized to the fans.	the league suspended him for 50 games.
+the league suspended him for 50 games.	that will cost him some money.
+that will cost him some money.	yes, about $7 million.
+yes, about $7 million.	that will teach him a good lesson.
+that will teach him a good lesson.	he probably won't use drugs anymore.
+he probably won't use drugs anymore.	but it won't stop other players from using drugs.
+but it won't stop other players from using drugs.	no. everyone always figures that they won't get caught.
+why is there so much crime?	because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.
+because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.	is that it?
+is that it?	also, there aren't enough police.
+also, there aren't enough police.	but there are a lot of police.
+but there are a lot of police.	there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.
+there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.	can't we hire more police?
+can't we hire more police?	no. it costs too much money.
+no. it costs too much money.	doesn't crime cost more than police?
+doesn't crime cost more than police?	yes, it does.
+yes, it does.	so it would be cheaper to hire more police?
+so it would be cheaper to hire more police?	yes, it would.
+this is a great neighborhood.	yes, it is.
+yes, it is.	people are friendly.
+people are friendly.	yes, they are.
+yes, they are.	the streets and sidewalks are clean.
+the streets and sidewalks are clean.	yes, they are.
+yes, they are.	there's a real nice park nearby.
+there's a real nice park nearby.	yes, there is.
+yes, there is.	i feel safe here.
+i feel safe here.	there is no crime here.
+there is no crime here.	i wish i could move here.
+i wish i could move here.	maybe you can, if someone moves out.
+the house burned down.	what happened?
+what happened?	the man fell asleep.
+the man fell asleep.	was he smoking?
+was he smoking?	yes, he was smoking a cigarette.
+yes, he was smoking a cigarette.	did he die?
+did he die?	yes, he did. his cat died, too.
+yes, he did. his cat died, too.	that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?
+that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?	the battery was dead.
+the battery was dead.	a good battery would have saved his life.
+a good battery would have saved his life.	he had cigarettes, but no battery.
+he had cigarettes, but no battery.	it happens all the time.
+they say he has started fifteen big fires.	he's been in jail three times already.
+he's been in jail three times already.	why did they ever let him out?
+why did they ever let him out?	it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.
+it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.	why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.
+why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.	i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.
+i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.	but his latest fire killed someone.
+but his latest fire killed someone.	this time they have charged him with murder.
+this time they have charged him with murder.	so maybe he'll go to jail forever?
+so maybe he'll go to jail forever?	i sure hope so.
+i sure hope so.	someone should set him on fire.
+someone should set him on fire.	that would teach him a good lesson.
+put your seatbelt on.	why?
+why?	because it will protect you in case of an accident.
+because it will protect you in case of an accident.	but it's uncomfortable.
+but it's uncomfortable.	it's the law.
+it's the law.	it's so much trouble.
+it's so much trouble.	it's common sense.
+it's common sense.	it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.
+it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.	hold your breath till we get there.
+hold your breath till we get there.	okay, my seatbelt is on.
+okay, my seatbelt is on.	i'm glad you don't complain very much.
+i'm glad you don't complain very much.	i'm ready for an accident.
+what are you doing?	i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.
+i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.	what are you standing on?
+what are you standing on?	a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.
+a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.	are you crazy?
+are you crazy?	what's the matter?
+what's the matter?	those books will slip and you'll fall.
+those books will slip and you'll fall.	it's only a couple of feet.
+it's only a couple of feet.	what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?
+what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?	i never thought about that.
+i never thought about that.	you'd be blind for the rest of your life!
+you'd be blind for the rest of your life!	i'll get the stepladder.
+did you see that puddle of water on the floor?	yes. i called for a clean-up.
+yes. i called for a clean-up.	a puddle of water is very dangerous.
+a puddle of water is very dangerous.	it isn't easy to see.
+it isn't easy to see.	but it's real easy to slip on.
+but it's real easy to slip on.	especially on these slick floors.
+especially on these slick floors.	someone who slips could hurt their back.
+someone who slips could hurt their back.	they could even crack their head open.
+they could even crack their head open.	we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.
+we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.	we can leave if we put an orange cone here.
+we can leave if we put an orange cone here.	yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are.
+yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are.	 it doesn't matter. here he comes now with the mop.
+what happens when the fire alarm rings?	we tell our students to leave the classroom.
+we tell our students to leave the classroom.	can they take their belongings?
+can they take their belongings?	yes, if they do it quickly.
+yes, if they do it quickly.	where do the students go?
+where do the students go?	they go out to the north parking lot.
+they go out to the north parking lot.	what do the teachers do?
+what do the teachers do?	we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.
+we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.	why do you do that?
+why do you do that?	we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.
+we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.	if they are all outside, then what?
+if they are all outside, then what?	then we just wait outside for a fireman to tell us to go back in.
+i have to go back upstairs.	why? we're already late.
+why? we're already late.	i have to check the stove.
+i have to check the stove.	what's the matter?
+what's the matter?	maybe i left the burner on.
+maybe i left the burner on.	no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.
+no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.	are you sure?
+are you sure?	of course i'm sure.
+of course i'm sure.	well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.
+well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.	it's getting later every minute.
+it's getting later every minute.	i think i left the water running.
+i think i left the water running.	no, you didn't. let's go! the only thing running is the clock!
+the city is buying guns.	what are they paying?
+what are they paying?	up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.
+up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.	why are they doing this?
+why are they doing this?	they want to get guns off the street.
+they want to get guns off the street.	who would turn in a gun for $200?
+who would turn in a gun for $200?	that isn't a good deal?
+that isn't a good deal?	a good gun costs $400 or more.
+a good gun costs $400 or more.	well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.
+well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.	i'll keep my receipt and my gun.
+i'll keep my receipt and my gun.	i didn't know you had a gun.
+i didn't know you had a gun.	everyone in america should have a gun.
+you're yawning.	i sure am.
+i sure am.	you should go to bed.
+you should go to bed.	i will as soon as i finish this article.
+i will as soon as i finish this article.	what are you reading?
+what are you reading?	it's about crime in los angeles.
+it's about crime in los angeles.	what does it say?
+what does it say?	the mayor says the crime rate is going down.
+the mayor says the crime rate is going down.	then why does everyone lock their doors?
+then why does everyone lock their doors?	i guess they haven't read this article.
+i guess they haven't read this article.	no one believes that the crime rate is going down.
+no one believes that the crime rate is going down.	maybe the mayor is just talking about his own neighborhood.
+people who live in california are crazy.	why is that?
+why is that?	because of all the earthquakes and fires.
+because of all the earthquakes and fires.	but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.
+but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.	once in a while is once too many.
+once in a while is once too many.	but you're right. there are a lot of fires.
+but you're right. there are a lot of fires.	a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.
+a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.	still, it's safer than florida.
+still, it's safer than florida.	florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.
+florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.	no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.
+no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.	but most of those hurricanes are harmless.
+but most of those hurricanes are harmless.	excuse me. hurricane andrew destroyed 30,000 homes!
+i went to hawaii on vacation.	did you like it?
+did you like it?	i loved it. i want to live there.
+i loved it. i want to live there.	what did you like?
+what did you like?	the island is so green, and the water is so blue.
+the island is so green, and the water is so blue.	did you go swimming?
+did you go swimming?	i went to the beach every day.
+i went to the beach every day.	how was the weather?
+how was the weather?	it was hot and sunny every day.
+it was hot and sunny every day.	what did you do at night?
+what did you do at night?	at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.
+at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.	people who live in hawaii are lucky.
+i like this hotel.	what do you like about it?
+what do you like about it?	we get a free breakfast.
+we get a free breakfast.	coffee and a roll?
+coffee and a roll?	no, a real breakfast.
+no, a real breakfast.	bacon and eggs?
+bacon and eggs?	with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.
+with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.	wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.
+wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.	and the rooms are clean, too.
+and the rooms are clean, too.	do they allow pets?
+do they allow pets?	no pets, no smoking.
+no pets, no smoking.	i like that. let's stay three nights.
+i'm not sleeping here tonight.	what's the matter? this is a nice room.
+what's the matter? this is a nice room.	maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.
+maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.	what's wrong with the bed?
+what's wrong with the bed?	look at this sheet.
+look at this sheet.	yes?
+yes?	see those stains?
+see those stains?	i sure do.
+i sure do.	i'm not sleeping on that sheet.
+i'm not sleeping on that sheet.	well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.
+well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.	i want sheets without stains on them.
+i want sheets without stains on them.	from now on, let's bring our own sheets.
+what time does your plane leave?	it leaves at 12:15.
+it leaves at 12:15.	when do you have to be at the airport?
+when do you have to be at the airport?	i have to be there two hours early.
+i have to be there two hours early.	so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.
+so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.	that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.
+that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.	well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.
+well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.	so maybe we better leave at 8:15?
+so maybe we better leave at 8:15?	yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.
+yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.	i agree.
+i agree.	you never know what might happen on these freeways.
+you never know what might happen on these freeways.	there's at least one huge accident every day.
+i need to fly to new york.	when are you going?
+when are you going?	during the christmas holidays.
+during the christmas holidays.	you'd better buy your ticket now.
+you'd better buy your ticket now.	you must be kidding.
+you must be kidding.	no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.
+no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.	i thought i would wait until october.
+i thought i would wait until october.	i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.
+i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.	you're right.
+you're right.	well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.
+well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.	but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.
+but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.	cheaper prices won't do you any good if there are no seats.
+i hate flying.	so do i.
+so do i.	a long time ago, flying used to be okay.
+a long time ago, flying used to be okay.	now it's like riding a bus.
+now it's like riding a bus.	you're jammed in with people all around you.
+you're jammed in with people all around you.	half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.
+half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.	you don't have any elbow room or knee room.
+you don't have any elbow room or knee room.	people are always getting up to use the bathroom.
+people are always getting up to use the bathroom.	kids are crying or climbing over you.
+kids are crying or climbing over you.	it's a flying zoo!
+it's a flying zoo!	i wish i could afford first class seats.
+i wish i could afford first class seats.	doesn't everybody?
+some guy rowed across the atlantic ocean.	good for him.
+good for him.	why would he do that?
+why would he do that?	did he set a new record?
+did he set a new record?	yes, i think he did.
+yes, i think he did.	well, i guess that's why he did it.
+well, i guess that's why he did it.	what's the point?
+what's the point?	now he has the world record!
+now he has the world record!	but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?
+but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?	well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.
+well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.	i don't think he even got paid for it.
+i don't think he even got paid for it.	some people do it just to do it.
+i want to go on a cruise ship.	that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?
+that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?	i want to cruise to hawaii.
+i want to cruise to hawaii.	that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.
+that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.	i have no idea how much it will cost.
+i have no idea how much it will cost.	i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.
+i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.	well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.
+well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.	yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.
+yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.	and i want to get a big cabin with a view.
+and i want to get a big cabin with a view.	are you going to travel alone?
+are you going to travel alone?	no, my sister and i will travel together.
+no, my sister and i will travel together.	well, you should go online and try to find a good deal.
+i hate to fly.	because of all the security?
+because of all the security?	no, because it hurts my ears.
+no, because it hurts my ears.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.
+every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.	that's just the altitude change, i think.
+that's just the altitude change, i think.	whatever it is, it hurts.
+whatever it is, it hurts.	can't you take medicine or something for it?
+can't you take medicine or something for it?	i've tried everything, but nothing works.
+i've tried everything, but nothing works.	have you tried earplugs?
+have you tried earplugs?	they don't work, either.
+they don't work, either.	well, be glad you're not a pilot.
+spring break starts tomorrow.	are you going to go anywhere?
+are you going to go anywhere?	i was thinking of driving to arizona.
+i was thinking of driving to arizona.	to the grand canyon?
+to the grand canyon?	yes. i've never been there.
+yes. i've never been there.	i was there when i was a kid.
+i was there when i was a kid.	how did you like it?
+how did you like it?	i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.
+i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.	i'm sure i'll like it, too.
+i'm sure i'll like it, too.	you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.
+you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.	no way! i don't want to fall to my death.
+no way! i don't want to fall to my death.	don't worry. only one person has ever fallen off a mule.
+that hotel was terrible.	the worst in the whole world.
+the worst in the whole world.	the walls were so thin.
+the walls were so thin.	all day long we heard tvs or telephones.
+all day long we heard tvs or telephones.	all night long we heard people snoring.
+all night long we heard people snoring.	housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.
+housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.	room service brought us a cold dinner.
+room service brought us a cold dinner.	our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.
+our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.	our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.
+our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.	they added phony charges to our bill.
+they added phony charges to our bill.	how did we end up in that terrible hotel?
+how did we end up in that terrible hotel?	the travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount!
+i have to hang up. i'm so sleepy.	it's not even 10 o'clock.
+it's not even 10 o'clock.	i'm falling asleep on the phone.
+i'm falling asleep on the phone.	you got up real early.
+you got up real early.	i had to take my friend to the airport.
+i had to take my friend to the airport.	why didn't you take a nap when you got home?
+why didn't you take a nap when you got home?	i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.
+i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.	why is that?
+why is that?	there was a bomb threat at the airport.
+there was a bomb threat at the airport.	only a threat?
+only a threat?	yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.
+yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.	someday the bomb is going to be for real.
+my dad went to washington, d.c.	why did he do that?
+why did he do that?	he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.
+he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.	who invited them?
+who invited them?	some private organization.
+some private organization.	why did they invite him?
+why did they invite him?	to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.
+to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.	that's very nice.
+that's very nice.	my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.
+my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.	that trip must have cost a lot of money. 
+that trip must have cost a lot of money. 	he said all the money came from private donations.
+that was a great trip to washington, d.c.	tell me about it, dad.
+tell me about it, dad.	about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.
+about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.	how long was the flight?
+how long was the flight?	it only took about two hours.
+it only took about two hours.	did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?
+did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?	oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.
+oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.	then you flew back home that evening?
+then you flew back home that evening?	yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.
+yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.	that must have made you feel really special.
+that must have made you feel really special.	oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.
+oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.	well, you all deserve it. you helped save our country.
+i need a job.	i thought you had a job.
+i thought you had a job.	i did.
+i did.	what happened?
+what happened?	i got laid off.
+i got laid off.	that's terrible! when did it happen?
+that's terrible! when did it happen?	i got laid off last week.
+i got laid off last week.	just you?
+just you?	no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.
+no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.	what are you going to do?
+what are you going to do?	i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.
+i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.	good luck!
+before you go to that interview, check yourself.	what's to check?
+what's to check?	are your nails clean?
+are your nails clean?	yes, they are.
+yes, they are.	did you double-check your nose and teeth?
+did you double-check your nose and teeth?	they are clean, too.
+they are clean, too.	did you shine your shoes?
+did you shine your shoes?	my shoes are shined.
+my shoes are shined.	do your socks match?
+do your socks match?	of course they match.
+of course they match.	no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.
+no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.	yikes! thank you.
+life is hard.	it sure is.
+it sure is.	i thought school was hard.
+i thought school was hard.	me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.
+me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.	but now work is hard, too.
+but now work is hard, too.	i agree. work is just as hard as school.
+i agree. work is just as hard as school.	sometimes i wish i was back in school.
+sometimes i wish i was back in school.	me, too. school was fun.
+me, too. school was fun.	and it was only 12 years.
+and it was only 12 years.	it went by pretty fast.
+it went by pretty fast.	but work goes on forever!
+but work goes on forever!	we have to work for 30 years!
+i'm sleepy.	so am i.
+so am i.	i had a long day.
+i had a long day.	so did i.
+so did i.	i didn't even have lunch.
+i didn't even have lunch.	neither did i.
+neither did i.	i was busy the whole day.
+i was busy the whole day.	so was i.
+so was i.	i had to bring work home with me.
+i had to bring work home with me.	i did too.
+i did too.	your day was just like mine.
+your day was just like mine.	of course it was. we work together!
+i don't like my job.	what do you do?
+what do you do?	i'm a babysitter.
+i'm a babysitter.	is that a lot of work?
+is that a lot of work?	babies cry all the time.
+babies cry all the time.	you have to change their diapers.
+you have to change their diapers.	i have to feed them.
+i have to feed them.	are you looking for another job?
+are you looking for another job?	no, i'm looking for another family.
+no, i'm looking for another family.	another family?
+another family?	a family with only one baby.
+a family with only one baby.	that's a good idea.
+i need a job.	what was your last job?
+what was your last job?	i was a painter.
+i was a painter.	what happened?
+what happened?	i got laid off because there was no work.
+i got laid off because there was no work.	what else can you do?
+what else can you do?	i'm a handyman.
+i'm a handyman.	can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?
+can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?	of course.
+of course.	then i have a job for you in my kitchen.
+then i have a job for you in my kitchen.	it will cost you only $20 plus parts.
+it will cost you only $20 plus parts.	okay. that sounds like a fair price.
+what would you do if you lost your job?	i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.
+i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.	do you have any other skills?
+do you have any other skills?	well, i know how to flip hamburgers.
+well, i know how to flip hamburgers.	no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.
+no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.	have you heard something that you're not telling me?
+have you heard something that you're not telling me?	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	are there going to be layoffs at this place?
+are there going to be layoffs at this place?	i certainly hope not!
+i certainly hope not!	if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.
+if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.	oh great, we could both work at burger king.
+oh great, we could both work at burger king.	maybe we'd get laid off there, too.
+do your students ever talk about their jobs?	yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.
+yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.	i tell my students to become a teacher.
+i tell my students to become a teacher.	teaching is a great job.
+teaching is a great job.	it's the best job i've ever had.
+it's the best job i've ever had.	what makes it so good?
+what makes it so good?	for me, it's the students.
+for me, it's the students.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i mean i have wonderful students.
+i mean i have wonderful students.	that must be nice.
+that must be nice.	teaching is the best part of my whole day.
+teaching is the best part of my whole day.	you're a lucky man to have a job you love.
+boy, i'm glad that job is finished.	how long did it take?
+how long did it take?	four hours, without a break.
+four hours, without a break.	it's always nice to finish a job.
+it's always nice to finish a job.	well, it's good and bad.
+well, it's good and bad.	what's bad about it?
+what's bad about it?	when you finish, all you do is start another job!
+when you finish, all you do is start another job!	yes, that's right. it does get boring.
+yes, that's right. it does get boring.	especially if it's the same work, over and over.
+especially if it's the same work, over and over.	but that's what most people do.
+but that's what most people do.	yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.
+yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.	i wonder if there is any job that you don't repeat over and over.
+i think i have the worst boss in the world.	what makes him so bad?
+what makes him so bad?	he's rude and he yells a lot.
+he's rude and he yells a lot.	that's hard to take.
+that's hard to take.	i've never heard him say please or thank you.
+i've never heard him say please or thank you.	he sounds like a real jerk.
+he sounds like a real jerk.	no one at work likes him.
+no one at work likes him.	can't you report him to his supervisor?
+can't you report him to his supervisor?	of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.
+of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.	yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.
+yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.	i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.
+i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.	you shouldn't choose money over happiness.
+what are we going to do?	about what?
+about what?	about finding a job for me.
+about finding a job for me.	you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.
+you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.	that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.
+that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.	okay, what kind of job do you want?
+okay, what kind of job do you want?	i'm not sure.
+i'm not sure.	well, you should do something that you enjoy.
+well, you should do something that you enjoy.	i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.
+i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.	okay, what do you want to sell?
+okay, what do you want to sell?	cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.
+cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.	but you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!
+a new hotel is looking for workers.	yes, i saw it on the tv news.
+yes, i saw it on the tv news.	they need 300 new workers.
+they need 300 new workers.	and 4,000 people showed up.
+and 4,000 people showed up.	so many people are out of work.
+so many people are out of work.	i still have my job, thank goodness.
+i still have my job, thank goodness.	so do i, but i'm worried.
+so do i, but i'm worried.	me too. there are no guarantees.
+me too. there are no guarantees.	if you lose your job, you can move in with me.
+if you lose your job, you can move in with me.	oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.
+oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.	you would do the same for me.
+you would do the same for me.	of course. what are friends for?
+i think i did something real stupid.	what did you do?
+what did you do?	i bought some stock.
+i bought some stock.	everybody buys stock.
+everybody buys stock.	i bought it on a hunch.
+i bought it on a hunch.	you didn't read about the company first?
+you didn't read about the company first?	i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.
+i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.	so what's the problem?
+so what's the problem?	i used all my savings on this one company.
+i used all my savings on this one company.	you put all your eggs into one basket.
+you put all your eggs into one basket.	if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.
+if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.	oh, you'll have something—you'll have a lesson you'll never forget!
+i was going to be a doctor.	what happened to your plans?
+what happened to your plans?	i got a d in college chemistry.
+i got a d in college chemistry.	well, a d is better than an f.
+well, a d is better than an f.	a tutor helped me get the d!
+a tutor helped me get the d!	so, you didn't become a doctor.
+so, you didn't become a doctor.	and now i'm glad that i didn't.
+and now i'm glad that i didn't.	why's that?
+why's that?	a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
+a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.	oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.
+oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.	if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.
+if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.	yes, the smart doctors are those tv news doctors—no hospitals, no patients.
+i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up.	why?
+why?	because you get to meet a lot of people.
+because you get to meet a lot of people.	you sure do.
+you sure do.	and you get a lot of exercise every day.
+and you get a lot of exercise every day.	that's the truth.
+that's the truth.	and you get to play with a lot of dogs.
+and you get to play with a lot of dogs.	well, you're supposed to be working.
+well, you're supposed to be working.	yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.
+yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.	what about the unfriendly dogs?
+what about the unfriendly dogs?	i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.
+i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.	dogs are like people—not all of them are friendly.
+i want to move to new york.	to the state or the city?
+to the state or the city?	to the city, of course.
+to the city, of course.	why do you want to move there?
+why do you want to move there?	because i want to make a lot of money.
+because i want to make a lot of money.	there are a lot of poor people in new york.
+there are a lot of poor people in new york.	there sure are—at least a million.
+there sure are—at least a million.	so how do you plan to become rich?
+so how do you plan to become rich?	i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.
+i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.	that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.
+that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.	i will keep knocking on doors.
+i will keep knocking on doors.	all you will get is sore knuckles.
+i love salads.	me too.
+me too.	i usually eat a simple salad.
+i usually eat a simple salad.	what do you put in it?
+what do you put in it?	just lettuce, tomato, and celery.
+just lettuce, tomato, and celery.	that's it?
+that's it?	i add some pepper and salt.
+i add some pepper and salt.	i always put cheese in my salads.
+i always put cheese in my salads.	yes, cheese is nice.
+yes, cheese is nice.	what kind of dressing do you use?
+what kind of dressing do you use?	i pour lots of french dressing on top.
+i pour lots of french dressing on top.	me too. french dressing is so delicious! who cares about calories?
+i love cheese.	me too.
+me too.	where does cheese come from?
+where does cheese come from?	it comes from cows.
+it comes from cows.	so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?
+so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?	yes, we do.
+yes, we do.	what else do we get from cows?
+what else do we get from cows?	we get hamburgers and steak.
+we get hamburgers and steak.	oh, that's so delicious.
+oh, that's so delicious.	we also get leather.
+we also get leather.	we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?
+we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?	yes. a cow is man's best friend.
+i used to work in a deli.	how did you like it?
+how did you like it?	i loved it!
+i loved it!	did you get free food?
+did you get free food?	i ate free cheese and meat every day.
+i ate free cheese and meat every day.	that sounds like a great job.
+that sounds like a great job.	whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.
+whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.	did you get fat?
+did you get fat?	no, but i did put on a few pounds.
+no, but i did put on a few pounds.	that sounds like a dream job.
+that sounds like a dream job.	it was, until one day my manager caught me.
+it was, until one day my manager caught me.	no more free cheese for you, huh?
+i'm on a new diet.	what are you eating now?
+what are you eating now?	i switched from pasta to potatoes.
+i switched from pasta to potatoes.	why did you do that?
+why did you do that?	pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.
+pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.	natural food has more vitamins.
+natural food has more vitamins.	and it's just as easy to prepare.
+and it's just as easy to prepare.	how do you prepare the potatoes?
+how do you prepare the potatoes?	i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.
+i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.	that's pretty simple.
+that's pretty simple.	then i add butter, salt, and pepper.
+then i add butter, salt, and pepper.	can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta?
+my girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table.	why was that?
+why was that?	i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.
+i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.	what's the matter with that?
+what's the matter with that?	her mom is a great cook.
+her mom is a great cook.	so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.
+so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.	it hurt her feelings.
+it hurt her feelings.	oh.
+oh.	i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.
+i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.	maybe you shouldn't eat there again.
+maybe you shouldn't eat there again.	i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.
+i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.	it's your girlfriend's fault. she should have warned you.
+i eat the same thing every day.	you're kidding.
+you're kidding.	no, i'm serious.
+no, i'm serious.	doesn't that get old?
+doesn't that get old?	no, because i'm eating food that i like.
+no, because i'm eating food that i like.	but the same thing day after day gets old.
+but the same thing day after day gets old.	well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.
+well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.	do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?
+do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?	no, i hate vegetables.
+no, i hate vegetables.	but you eat fruits.
+but you eat fruits.	i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.
+i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.	well, there's nothing wrong with that.
+there's something wrong with my orange.	what's wrong?
+what's wrong?	it's not orange!
+it's not orange!	your orange isn't orange?
+your orange isn't orange?	no, it's dark pink!
+no, it's dark pink!	are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.
+are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.	i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.
+i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.	let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.
+let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.	who ever heard of such a thing?
+who ever heard of such a thing?	oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.
+oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.	what is this world coming to?
+what is this world coming to?	who knows? maybe soon we'll have pink bananas.
+i love peanuts.	me, too. i love them roasted and salted.
+me, too. i love them roasted and salted.	i love boiled peanuts.
+i love boiled peanuts.	boiled? i never heard of that.
+boiled? i never heard of that.	just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.
+just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.	i'll have to try them sometime.
+i'll have to try them sometime.	they're best when they're hot.
+they're best when they're hot.	my brother is allergic to peanuts.
+my brother is allergic to peanuts.	that's not good.
+that's not good.	no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.
+no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.	i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.
+i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.	he has a very strict diet.
+i'm gaining weight.	how much have you gained?
+how much have you gained?	three pounds just this month.
+three pounds just this month.	do you know why?
+do you know why?	i think it's the ice cream.
+i think it's the ice cream.	you started eating ice cream?
+you started eating ice cream?	it was on sale.
+it was on sale.	how much did you buy?
+how much did you buy?	i filled up my freezer with ice cream.
+i filled up my freezer with ice cream.	well, it won't last forever.
+well, it won't last forever.	no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.
+no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.	then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale.
+i'm stuffed.	of course you are. you ate everything on the table.
+of course you are. you ate everything on the table.	i don't like to eat leftovers.
+i don't like to eat leftovers.	i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.
+i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.	i like my food hot and fresh.
+i like my food hot and fresh.	you like to see it disappear.
+you like to see it disappear.	i don't like it reheated.
+i don't like it reheated.	well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.
+well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.	i'm so full i'm going to burst.
+i'm so full i'm going to burst.	you should loosen your belt.
+you should loosen your belt.	i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.
+i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.	well, don't stand up, please.
+i saw what you did.	i didn't do anything.
+i didn't do anything.	oh yes, you did.
+oh yes, you did.	what are you talking about?
+what are you talking about?	you know what i'm talking about.
+you know what i'm talking about.	i don't have any idea.
+i don't have any idea.	you know what you did.
+you know what you did.	maybe i know, but how could you know?
+maybe i know, but how could you know?	because i was watching you.
+because i was watching you.	okay, i'm sorry i did it.
+okay, i'm sorry i did it.	don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!
+don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!	i promise i'll never drink out of the carton again.
+i like that shirt.	so do i.
+so do i.	how much is it?
+how much is it?	i don't know. the tag is missing.
+i don't know. the tag is missing.	ask the clerk.
+ask the clerk.	i will.
+i will.	oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.
+oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.	does it have a price tag?
+does it have a price tag?	yes, it does. it's only $20.
+yes, it does. it's only $20.	that's a great price.
+that's a great price.	i think i'll buy both of them.
+i think i'll buy both of them.	you'd better try them on first.
+i bought you a pair of pants.	thank you.
+thank you.	i hope they fit.
+i hope they fit.	i hope you kept the receipt.
+i hope you kept the receipt.	you think they won't fit?
+you think they won't fit?	i think i've put on some weight.
+i think i've put on some weight.	you think?
+you think?	maybe a pound or two.
+maybe a pound or two.	maybe four or five pounds?
+maybe four or five pounds?	my waist is bigger than it was.
+my waist is bigger than it was.	no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.
+no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.	you are so smart!
+what do we need to buy?	let me look at our list.
+let me look at our list.	i know that we need milk.
+i know that we need milk.	nonfat.
+nonfat.	of course. what else?
+of course. what else?	we need cheese, bread, and ham.
+we need cheese, bread, and ham.	what kind of cheese?
+what kind of cheese?	swiss.
+swiss.	of course, the cheese with holes in it.
+of course, the cheese with holes in it.	i never used to buy swiss cheese.
+i never used to buy swiss cheese.	why not?
+why not?	i didn't want to pay for the holes.
+i need some pants.	i thought you just bought a pair.
+i thought you just bought a pair.	i did.
+i did.	what's wrong with them so soon?
+what's wrong with them so soon?	the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.
+the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.	you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.
+you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.	but that's what pockets are for.
+but that's what pockets are for.	you should carry them in a purse.
+you should carry them in a purse.	i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!
+i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!	well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.
+well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.	i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.
+i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.	try a google search online.
+what are those wipes for?	you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.
+you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.	that's a great idea.
+that's a great idea.	yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.
+yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.	i'm going to take five wipes.
+i'm going to take five wipes.	what do you need five of them for?
+what do you need five of them for?	one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.
+one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.	what's the matter with the produce?
+what's the matter with the produce?	do you think the bananas fell from the sky?
+do you think the bananas fell from the sky?	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.
+i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.	well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with.
+did you go to the 99 cents store?	yes, i did.
+yes, i did.	what did you buy?
+what did you buy?	well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.
+well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.	like what?
+like what?	well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.
+well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.	that's a good deal.
+that's a good deal.	and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.
+and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.	another good deal.
+another good deal.	but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.
+but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.	i don't know how that store makes money.
+i don't know how that store makes money.	neither do i, but they're doing something right.
+i need a new computer.	what's the matter with yours?
+what's the matter with yours?	it's six years old.
+it's six years old.	that's pretty old.
+that's pretty old.	it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.
+it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.	are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?
+are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?	oh, a laptop, of course.
+oh, a laptop, of course.	a pc or a mac?
+a pc or a mac?	i haven't decided yet.
+i haven't decided yet.	more and more people are using macs.
+more and more people are using macs.	but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.
+but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.	and that's not going to change anytime soon.
+i got ripped off.	what happened?
+what happened?	i had a car problem, so i went online.
+i had a car problem, so i went online.	did you find a solution?
+did you find a solution?	yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.
+yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.	so, what's the problem?
+so, what's the problem?	i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.
+i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.	what are you going to do?
+what are you going to do?	i sent them an email asking for my money back.
+i sent them an email asking for my money back.	have you heard from them?
+have you heard from them?	not yet. it's been a week.
+not yet. it's been a week.	well, i guess that's a $20 lesson for you.
+where's the pencil sharpener?	which one?
+which one?	any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.
+any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.	i think there's one on the dining room table.
+i think there's one on the dining room table.	i already looked there.
+i already looked there.	did you look in the desk drawer?
+did you look in the desk drawer?	yes, i looked there, too.
+yes, i looked there, too.	don't we have about five sharpeners?
+don't we have about five sharpeners?	yes, but they seem to have legs.
+yes, but they seem to have legs.	tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.
+tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.	get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.
+get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.	yes. that way it will stay where i put it.
+i'm trying to stretch my dollars.	how are you doing that?
+how are you doing that?	i started shopping at the dollar store.
+i started shopping at the dollar store.	that saves a lot of money.
+that saves a lot of money.	i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.
+i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.	that's a good deal.
+that's a good deal.	yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.
+yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.	just put them in the fridge.
+just put them in the fridge.	also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.
+also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.	why did you do that?
+why did you do that?	i mixed them together.
+i mixed them together.	if the coffee still tastes okay, that's a good idea.
+i really like this house.	can we afford it?
+can we afford it?	they want 20 percent down.
+they want 20 percent down.	that's a lot of money.
+that's a lot of money.	but the house is so nice.
+but the house is so nice.	it's in a great neighborhood.
+it's in a great neighborhood.	it's close to the beach.
+it's close to the beach.	it's close to the freeways.
+it's close to the freeways.	it's got a big yard.
+it's got a big yard.	the kids love the house, too.
+the kids love the house, too.	if we don't buy it, someone else will.
+if we don't buy it, someone else will.	you're right. let's buy it now. we can worry later.
+we can't afford this house.	are you sure?
+are you sure?	we will be house rich, but cash poor.
+we will be house rich, but cash poor.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	our monthly payments will be too high.
+our monthly payments will be too high.	we won't have any money for other things?
+we won't have any money for other things?	no, we won't have money for gas or food.
+no, we won't have money for gas or food.	we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?
+we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?	without the peanut butter!
+without the peanut butter!	that's no good!
+that's no good!	we have to find a cheaper house.
+we have to find a cheaper house.	of course. we can't live without gas or peanut butter.
+that is a beautiful house.	i don't like it.
+i don't like it.	what's the matter with it?
+what's the matter with it?	it's on the corner.
+it's on the corner.	so?
+so?	that means it gets twice as much traffic.
+that means it gets twice as much traffic.	you're right.
+you're right.	when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.
+when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.	or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.
+or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.	or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.
+or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.	let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.
+let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.	that's perfect. the less traffic, the better.
+i hate looking for an apartment.	me, too.
+me, too.	we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.
+we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.	we'd better get ready to go.
+we'd better get ready to go.	it's an upstairs unit.
+it's an upstairs unit.	that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.
+that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.	and it's a corner unit.
+and it's a corner unit.	that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.
+that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.	no pets are allowed.
+no pets are allowed.	perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.
+perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.	and there are only six units in the whole building.
+and there are only six units in the whole building.	where's the checkbook? i'm ready to rent it without even seeing it.
+did you call the manager?	yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.
+yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.	did he say what time?
+did he say what time?	yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.
+yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.	did he understand what the problem is?
+did he understand what the problem is?	yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.
+yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.	it shouldn't take him long to fix it.
+it shouldn't take him long to fix it.	i don't even know why we need to fix it.
+i don't even know why we need to fix it.	in case we have visitors.
+in case we have visitors.	but they can just knock on the door.
+but they can just knock on the door.	actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.
+actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.	yes, it would be nice if he'd give us a new carpet.
+do you like this house?	yes, it's beautiful.
+yes, it's beautiful.	it's perfect for us and the kids.
+it's perfect for us and the kids.	three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.
+three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.	and we can afford it!
+and we can afford it!	so are we going to buy it?
+so are we going to buy it?	i'm afraid not.
+i'm afraid not.	it's too far from your job, isn't it?
+it's too far from your job, isn't it?	i can't spend four hours on the road every day.
+i can't spend four hours on the road every day.	by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.
+by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.	i won't be able to play with the kids.
+i won't be able to play with the kids.	no, we have to find something closer to your job.
+boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it?	it sure is.
+it sure is.	in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.
+in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.	let's turn on the heat.
+let's turn on the heat.	i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.
+i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.	it should be warmer in a few minutes.
+it should be warmer in a few minutes.	it's so nice to have a heated apartment.
+it's so nice to have a heated apartment.	how did they survive in the old days?
+how did they survive in the old days?	they had fireplaces.
+they had fireplaces.	someone had to chop the wood.
+someone had to chop the wood.	and carry it into the house.
+and carry it into the house.	all we have to do is flip a switch.
+this is a nice neighborhood.	the streets are clean and quiet.
+the streets are clean and quiet.	the neighbors don't party on the weekends.
+the neighbors don't party on the weekends.	people take care of their lawns.
+people take care of their lawns.	no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.
+no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.	we never have to call the police about anything.
+we never have to call the police about anything.	our kids are completely safe.
+our kids are completely safe.	so why are we selling our house?
+so why are we selling our house?	they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.
+they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.	so we've got to sell before property values go down?
+so we've got to sell before property values go down?	yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.
+yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.	they're probably getting something under the table.
+that was a huge fire in santa barbara.	yes, it was.
+yes, it was.	they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.
+they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.	and they were expensive houses.
+and they were expensive houses.	i feel so sorry for those people.
+i feel so sorry for those people.	why feel sorry for rich people?
+why feel sorry for rich people?	i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.
+i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.	so do i, but not if they're rich.
+so do i, but not if they're rich.	what does that have to do with it?
+what does that have to do with it?	rich people think they're better than us.
+rich people think they're better than us.	how many rich people do you know?
+how many rich people do you know?	none.
+bears are invading our neighborhoods.	of course they are. they're starving to death.
+of course they are. they're starving to death.	they should stay in the woods where they belong.
+they should stay in the woods where they belong.	there's no food in the woods.
+there's no food in the woods.	can't they eat grass?
+can't they eat grass?	do you think a bear is a cow?
+do you think a bear is a cow?	well, i've seen them eating berries.
+well, i've seen them eating berries.	berries aren't in season all year round.
+berries aren't in season all year round.	it's too dangerous for kids and pets.
+it's too dangerous for kids and pets.	people need to cover their trash cans.
+people need to cover their trash cans.	the police need to shoot all the bears.
+the police need to shoot all the bears.	you don't solve a problem by shooting it.
+who did you vote for?	i voted for obama.
+i voted for obama.	me too.
+me too.	he will be a great president.
+he will be a great president.	everyone likes him.
+everyone likes him.	he's a good speaker.
+he's a good speaker.	and he's really smart.
+and he's really smart.	he will solve our problems.
+he will solve our problems.	he will end the war.
+he will end the war.	the next four years will be good years.
+the next four years will be good years.	i'll vote for him next time, too.
+i'll vote for him next time, too.	i think everyone will.
+the election is next week.	who are you voting for?
+who are you voting for?	i'm not voting for the mayor.
+i'm not voting for the mayor.	why not?
+why not?	he made promises that he didn't keep.
+he made promises that he didn't keep.	like what?
+like what?	he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.
+he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.	how many did he hire?
+how many did he hire?	one hundred!
+one hundred!	maybe he had a good reason.
+maybe he had a good reason.	maybe he's just a liar.
+maybe he's just a liar.	maybe i'll vote for someone else, too.
+i can't believe he won the election.	only 15 percent of the voters turned out.
+only 15 percent of the voters turned out.	that is a joke.
+that is a joke.	voting is so important, but people don't bother.
+voting is so important, but people don't bother.	many people think their vote doesn't matter.
+many people think their vote doesn't matter.	the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.
+the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.	we're stuck with him for four more years.
+we're stuck with him for four more years.	voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.
+voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.	all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.
+all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.	how easy is that?
+how easy is that?	i guess people just don't care.
+i guess people just don't care.	they'll care when they see their taxes go up.
+well, we have a new president.	but we have the same old problems.
+but we have the same old problems.	well, he's made a few changes.
+well, he's made a few changes.	like what?
+like what?	i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.
+i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.	oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.
+oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.	who's paying for that?
+who's paying for that?	i think we are!
+i think we are!	well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.
+well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.	yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.
+yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.	do any other world leaders have a basketball court?
+do any other world leaders have a basketball court?	they will. you know america always leads the way.
+people say that everybody loves obama.	well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.
+well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.	that's 50 million people who don't love obama.
+that's 50 million people who don't love obama.	obama's got four years to make everyone happy.
+obama's got four years to make everyone happy.	he's never going to make everyone happy.
+he's never going to make everyone happy.	can you imagine being president?
+can you imagine being president?	everyone wants you to solve their problems.
+everyone wants you to solve their problems.	i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.
+i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.	you and everybody else.
+you and everybody else.	i would never want to be president.
+i would never want to be president.	but think about all the power you'd have.
+but think about all the power you'd have.	i prefer my quiet little life to all the power in the world.
+did you read this article?	what article?
+what article?	it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.
+it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.	only 11 percent?
+only 11 percent?	about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.
+about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.	where does he travel to?
+where does he travel to?	oh, all over the world.
+oh, all over the world.	but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.
+but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.	he's visiting other cities to get ideas.
+he's visiting other cities to get ideas.	can't he just go online?
+can't he just go online?	the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.
+the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.	well, he'll never get reelected once this news gets out.
+who did you vote for for president?	i voted for ralph nader.
+i voted for ralph nader.	who in the world is ralph nader?
+who in the world is ralph nader?	he's the best man for president.
+he's the best man for president.	why's that?
+why's that?	he hates corporations.
+he hates corporations.	well, most corporations do think only about money.
+well, most corporations do think only about money.	he hates democrats and republicans.
+he hates democrats and republicans.	well, they do put their party before their country.
+well, they do put their party before their country.	he's the only candidate that i trust.
+he's the only candidate that i trust.	but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!
+but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!	sooner or later, voters will wake up.
+i don't know why i bother to vote.	why's that?
+why's that?	what good does it do?
+what good does it do?	you get to put someone in power that you like.
+you get to put someone in power that you like.	only if my candidate wins.
+only if my candidate wins.	well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.
+well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.	but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.
+but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.	that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.
+that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.	and when elected, they go their own way.
+and when elected, they go their own way.	they forget who put them in power.
+they forget who put them in power.	they forget where they came from.
+they forget where they came from.	maybe you should run for office.
+that election for u.s. senator stunk.	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	there were more votes than voters!
+there were more votes than voters!	but that's impossible.
+but that's impossible.	officials said that it's possible.
+officials said that it's possible.	did they explain how it's possible?
+did they explain how it's possible?	no. they said there are some things you can't explain.
+no. they said there are some things you can't explain.	so are they going to hold another election?
+so are they going to hold another election?	no. that will cost too much money.
+no. that will cost too much money.	so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?
+so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?	well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.
+well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.	of course they say that—their man won!
+i see that former president bush is at a conference.	yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.
+yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.	yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.
+yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.	only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.
+only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.	not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.
+not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.	but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.
+but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.	that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.
+that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.	he spoke to them and made them feel better.
+he spoke to them and made them feel better.	did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?
+did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?	no, he didn't have time to do that.
+no, he didn't have time to do that.	well, he's got plenty of time now!
+well, he's got plenty of time now!	no, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president.
+did you get your official sample ballot?	yes, with the voter instructions.
+yes, with the voter instructions.	how are you going to vote?
+how are you going to vote?	same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.
+same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.	i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?
+i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?	against all of them, of course.
+against all of them, of course.	but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.
+but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.	we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!
+we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!	that's true. where did that money go?
+that's true. where did that money go?	our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.
+our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.	they are having a good time with our money.
+they are having a good time with our money.	so when are we going to stop giving them more?
+have you decided how you are going to vote?	do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?
+do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?	yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.
+yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.	you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.
+you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.	but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.
+but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.	do you believe the tv ads?
+do you believe the tv ads?	i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.
+i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.	don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.
+don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.	but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."
+but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."	the title should be "better schools at huge cost."
+the title should be "better schools at huge cost."	i can't believe that they would lie to us.
+i can't believe that they would lie to us.	of course they lie—that's what politicians do!
+i have a stomachache.	is it something you ate?
+is it something you ate?	maybe. i'm not sure.
+maybe. i'm not sure.	what did you have for breakfast?
+what did you have for breakfast?	the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.
+the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.	maybe the milk was bad.
+maybe the milk was bad.	it didn't smell bad.
+it didn't smell bad.	maybe the banana was bad.
+maybe the banana was bad.	no, the banana was delicious.
+no, the banana was delicious.	maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.
+maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.	no, that's not the problem.
+no, that's not the problem.	maybe it will go away in a little while.
+what's this stain?	i don't know.
+i don't know.	it looks like blood.
+it looks like blood.	i think my nose was bleeding.
+i think my nose was bleeding.	you should wet your shirt immediately.
+you should wet your shirt immediately.	why?
+why?	because that gets the blood out of the shirt.
+because that gets the blood out of the shirt.	what's a little blood?
+what's a little blood?	your white shirt is ruined.
+your white shirt is ruined.	so, i'll just buy another one.
+so, i'll just buy another one.	you can wear this one around the house.
+you can wear this one around the house.	next time i'll soak it immediately.
+my fingers hurt.	why do they hurt?
+why do they hurt?	i type too much.
+i type too much.	you should take a break.
+you should take a break.	i need to type to make money.
+i need to type to make money.	but typing is causing you pain.
+but typing is causing you pain.	maybe i should see a doctor.
+maybe i should see a doctor.	doctors are too expensive.
+doctors are too expensive.	he might tell me to rest for a while.
+he might tell me to rest for a while.	he might want to cut you open.
+he might want to cut you open.	he might say i'm okay.
+he might say i'm okay.	he might say you have bone cancer.
+what did the doctor say?	he thinks i have too much stress.
+he thinks i have too much stress.	stress causes your stomachaches?
+stress causes your stomachaches?	stress causes different problems with different people.
+stress causes different problems with different people.	so what did he tell you to do?
+so what did he tell you to do?	he said i need to think positive.
+he said i need to think positive.	he didn't give you any medication?
+he didn't give you any medication?	i hate medication. it makes me feel different.
+i hate medication. it makes me feel different.	so how do you think positive?
+so how do you think positive?	i think about nice things.
+i think about nice things.	like what?
+like what?	like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand.
+i cut my finger.	how did you do that?
+how did you do that?	it's a paper cut.
+it's a paper cut.	paper can be dangerous.
+paper can be dangerous.	it hurts, too.
+it hurts, too.	paper cuts can hurt a lot.
+paper cuts can hurt a lot.	where are the band-aids?
+where are the band-aids?	i think they're in the medicine cabinet.
+i think they're in the medicine cabinet.	it's on the tip of my finger.
+it's on the tip of my finger.	a band-aid might not work.
+a band-aid might not work.	i must not use this finger until the cut heals.
+i must not use this finger until the cut heals.	it might take a day or two to heal.
+do you smell that?	oh, yes.
+oh, yes.	i can't stand cigarette smoke.
+i can't stand cigarette smoke.	it smells so bad.
+it smells so bad.	one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.
+one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.	smokers think they are so cool.
+smokers think they are so cool.	they are so weak.
+they are so weak.	a little cigarette controls them.
+a little cigarette controls them.	they look so stupid taking a puff.
+they look so stupid taking a puff.	and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.
+and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.	they think it's cool.
+they think it's cool.	cigarettes stink.
+do you have a cold?	yes, i do.
+yes, i do.	how did you get it?
+how did you get it?	my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.
+my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.	have you taken anything for your cold?
+have you taken anything for your cold?	no, i just blow my nose a lot.
+no, i just blow my nose a lot.	your nose is stopped up?
+your nose is stopped up?	yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.
+yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.	have you tried nose drops?
+have you tried nose drops?	no, i don't like nose drops.
+no, i don't like nose drops.	they work great.
+they work great.	i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose.
+would you put suntan lotion on my back, please?	sure.
+sure.	thank you.
+thank you.	you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.
+you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.	i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.
+i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.	what's wrong with looking pale?
+what's wrong with looking pale?	people think you might be sick.
+people think you might be sick.	who thinks that?
+who thinks that?	i don't know.
+i don't know.	it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.
+it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.	i know that.
+i know that.	so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long!
+i can't quit smoking.	of course you can.
+of course you can.	i don't have enough will power.
+i don't have enough will power.	of course you do.
+of course you do.	i wish i had never started.
+i wish i had never started.	so does every smoker.
+so does every smoker.	i've tried to quit so many times.
+i've tried to quit so many times.	so has everyone else.
+so has everyone else.	nothing seems to work.
+nothing seems to work.	all it takes is will power, and you have it.
+all it takes is will power, and you have it.	then why can't i quit?
+then why can't i quit?	you have to believe in yourself.
+my back is killing me.	what did you do?
+what did you do?	i got out of my car.
+i got out of my car.	that's it?
+that's it?	i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
+i injured my back one time just by sneezing.	you should see a doctor.
+you should see a doctor.	my doctor said i need surgery.
+my doctor said i need surgery.	so?
+so?	so, forget it.
+so, forget it.	you don't have the money?
+you don't have the money?	i have no insurance.
+i have no insurance.	maybe a back rub would help.
+my brother smokes three packs a day.	three packs of what?
+three packs of what?	cigarettes, of course.
+cigarettes, of course.	how can he do that?
+how can he do that?	when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.
+when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.	he's a chain smoker.
+he's a chain smoker.	he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
+he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.	that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
+that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?	he can, but the people around him can't.
+he can, but the people around him can't.	how can he still be alive?
+how can he still be alive?	his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
+his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.	maybe i should start smoking.
+i hate brushing my teeth.	it's such a chore.
+it's such a chore.	brush, brush. spit, spit.
+brush, brush. spit, spit.	what did they do in the old days?
+what did they do in the old days?	they brushed with their fingers.
+they brushed with their fingers.	they also ate with their fingers!
+they also ate with their fingers!	why do they call it the good old days?
+why do they call it the good old days?	maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
+maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.	who invented flossing?
+who invented flossing?	a dentist, i'm sure.
+a dentist, i'm sure.	i hate flossing more than brushing!
+i hate flossing more than brushing!	i can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
+let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.	this trail is hard to climb.
+this trail is hard to climb.	especially on a hot day like this.
+especially on a hot day like this.	i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
+i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.	thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
+thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.	all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
+all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.	we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.
+we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.	i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
+i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.	all you've lost is some sweat.
+all you've lost is some sweat.	i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
+i haven't even lost one pound of fat?	if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.
+if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.	okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see.
+oh no, another pimple on my face.	pimples suck.
+pimples suck.	it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
+it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.	maybe it's something in your diet.
+maybe it's something in your diet.	no, i eat the same things day after day.
+no, i eat the same things day after day.	then maybe it's in your genes.
+then maybe it's in your genes.	you might be right.
+you might be right.	do pimples run in your family?
+do pimples run in your family?	not that i've noticed.
+not that i've noticed.	well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.
+well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.	whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.
+whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.	well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop.
+do you believe everything you hear?	i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
+i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.	you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
+you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.	you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
+you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.	everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
+everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.	three different people will give you three different stories.
+three different people will give you three different stories.	and the government will give you a fourth story.
+and the government will give you a fourth story.	yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.
+yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.	but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
+but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.	the government says we have nothing to worry about.
+the government says we have nothing to worry about.	then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
+then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?	the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay.
+don't pick your nose.	i wasn't picking my nose.
+i wasn't picking my nose.	what were you doing?
+what were you doing?	i was scratching my nose.
+i was scratching my nose.	i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
+i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.	okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.
+okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.	use a tissue next time.
+use a tissue next time.	i didn't have a tissue.
+i didn't have a tissue.	then wait till you find a tissue.
+then wait till you find a tissue.	i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
+i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.	oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.
+oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.	it wasn't that kind of emergency.
+our tv remote is filthy.	yes, it's covered with crud.
+yes, it's covered with crud.	i'm going to clean it.
+i'm going to clean it.	don't use water on it!
+don't use water on it!	i'll use a damp cloth.
+i'll use a damp cloth.	don't let water get into any of the cracks.
+don't let water get into any of the cracks.	i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
+i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.	don't rub the numbers off the remote.
+don't rub the numbers off the remote.	i will rub gently but firmly.
+i will rub gently but firmly.	do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.
+do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.	i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
+i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.	maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.
+my ear is killing me.	what's the matter?
+what's the matter?	i was on a plane.
+i was on a plane.	so?
+so?	so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
+so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.	that's no good.
+that's no good.	sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
+sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.	have you seen a doctor?
+have you seen a doctor?	i've been to two doctors.
+i've been to two doctors.	and they couldn't fix your problem?
+and they couldn't fix your problem?	they both said i have to live with it.
+they both said i have to live with it.	or you can stay off planes.
+did you see the woman with the new face?	did she get a nice job?
+did she get a nice job?	she got an "everything" job!
+she got an "everything" job!	what do you mean?
+what do you mean?	a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.
+a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.	why did they do that?
+why did they do that?	a mad dog bit most of her face off.
+a mad dog bit most of her face off.	oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?
+oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?	her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.
+her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.	and then will she look normal again?
+and then will she look normal again?	i guess so.
+i guess so.	god bless modern medicine.
+there's something wrong with my right hand.	what's wrong with it?
+what's wrong with it?	it aches most of the time.
+it aches most of the time.	what do you think it is?
+what do you think it is?	i don't know. i think it's old age.
+i don't know. i think it's old age.	if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?
+if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?	that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.
+that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.	are you right-handed?
+are you right-handed?	yes. all my life.
+yes. all my life.	you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.
+you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.	but i do all my writing with my right hand.
+but i do all my writing with my right hand.	start typing instead. that way your left hand will do half the work.
+2008	This is a test
+Testing, testing	Test sucesfull
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