Mon Jun 28 16:09:51 2021 H: I have a huge interest in writing but have never really tried, this is my first attempt but please be honest and lmk what you think, thanks :) ————————————-———————————————— No! U: Disposal. H: When you drop stuff (industrial waste) at the dumpster, they usually throw it away in a few days. U: I do understand me. H: But when you take it to the landfill, this may take months, sometimes years. Wed Jun 30 16:14:25 2021 H: Nastor squatted on the busted ashy wing of the fallen craft and peered through the smudged window at the wrecked interior. U: This is a test. H: he thought. U: This is a test. H: This is a test. U: This is a test. H: This is a test. U: This is video test and I'm trying was wrong at the Tennessee. Blah blah blah. How do we determine H: whether this is a test? U: You are a broken rib. Now, give me a story about Batman or Superman, or something like that. H: There is no story. U: This is a test. H: This is a test. U: This is a test. H: This is a test. U: it seems a little obvious are struggling on very, very, very, very, very, very, H: very, very, very hard. U: This is a test. H: You want to do better. U: This is a test. H: You have to gain every time. Wed Jun 30 17:12:05 2021 H: I had just laid out a those fresh cookies, with some icy-cold milk, that my mother had bribed me with when I heard Alice call out my name. U: This is a test. H: An important test for my youth and future chances. U: This is a test. H: A test to determine the fate of my destiny. U: This is a test. H: A test to save the world. U: This is a test. H: A test to save us all. U: This is a test. H: A test to save you. Wed Jun 30 17:16:58 2021 H: The ads on TV have always been seriously amusing, I thought as I crushed and launched an empty beer can across the room. U: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. H: The same ad constantly played in the background of every billboard and kiosk in town for the last four days. Wed Jun 30 17:24:25 2021 H: I stood before the Pearly Gates, and I found myself thinking they looked more bone than pearl. U: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12, 13 14 15 16 17. H: Pardon my language, but it didn't seem feasible that anyone could make the Pearly Gates look that ugly. Wed Jun 30 17:28:15 2021 H: “BREAKING: Rob Karasu unleashes ‘She’ to the United Kingdom’s public.” Wed Jun 30 17:30:53 2021 H: The Superhero Act was finally passed as of 30th April 2016 because of the Panama Papers. Wed Jun 30 17:33:21 2021 H: Me and Korou were standing on the edge of our village with our special "drink." Wed Jun 30 17:34:27 2021 H: The building shook as the creature launched itself onto the side. Tue Aug 3 16:45:29 2021 H: "It's all about letting go" The Time Traveller explains in a quiet voice, picking through her words carefully as though she didn't often use them. U: He was travelling in a blue box. H: The box itself looked like a box made of a strange indigo colour, a viscous liquid bubbling around in its corners. U: He said he would love to but he didn't have any do. H: There was something about the box that made people do strange things but he couldn't explain it either. U: the books will speak out on being H: true though, they will tell the truth if you ask. U: I didn't get it. H: It was a different kind of truth. Tue Aug 3 16:57:17 2021 Tue Aug 3 16:57:47 2021 H: The old man was completely bald and looked as though he couldn't remember what year it was, much less how to stop me from my evil plans. U: Soon, I would take over the world. H: I already had ideas for how I'd do it. U: I just wanted to show. H: I wanted everyone to have the chance to see my new face. U: Infinity. H: That's what I wanted to call it. U: The face of death. H: The face of truth. U: The only thing that was true is that soon I would take over the world. H: I would free the enslaved people from hell, I would rebuild the earth and I would bring back the sun to shine down upon our paradise. U: Are Paradise built with the power of demons. H: The power of evil. U: Evil in Demon, but mainly demons. H: The power of cruelty. U: And more demons. H: And more evil. U: Evil demon. H: Evil monster. U: Evil monster, demons. H: Evil beast, monsters. Wed Aug 4 15:41:32 2021 H: It was a dirty looking khaki, almost like old flesh, this button before him. Wed Aug 4 15:45:03 2021 H: Walking through the field, I hold the picture book in one hand, Doomsday Box in the other. U: The domesday book was really dangerous. H: I mean, how dangerous can it be? U: It's called the domesday book for weather. H: It's an old book with all kinds of crazy weather formulas, some good and some bad. U: He's came from the state of Rhode Island. H: He was born there, grew up there, it's just like Rhode Island. U: I'm not really familiar with the geography of the u.s. H: states, it's too wide. U: Not sure if you heard me correctly. H: There isn't a lot of geography or anything. U: Geography was never my birthday. H: I'm not sure I knew it was even a birthday back then. U: Blah blah, blah, blah. H: So anyway, I'm walking through a field and got to this book about some guy named Doomsday. U: I'm not the guy if he has a butt face to put your dentures. H: He's a huge guy with a pretty baby face and a big mouth. U: Tito's Taco Time, baby. H: Do you know the Spanish for taco? Wed Aug 4 16:00:38 2021 H: David Byfield was walking his usual early morning countryside jaunt to the nearby train station. U: I have no idea who this guy is. H: He certainly looks familiar, but no really, I've no idea. Wed Aug 4 16:49:43 2021 H: Tinny and warped, the message weakly screeched out at first then droned on and drilled itself into my head from speakers that'd always been there but no one paid any attention to. Wed Aug 4 16:50:00 2021 H: I was 17 back then tomorrow wouldve been my 18th birthday the summoning day but i had other worries, the over-populated world caused massive capitalisation of life and made the climate change become a serious problem,I had to do something even when it meant comitting genocide. U: Nobody could believe that the Earth would get up to 40 Celsius 32. H: 6 Fahrenheit and thats the extent that what would happen. U: but now that we've seen over 10 degrees of increase, H: and we've all seen the weather world changed. U: If it's triggering me. H: Well i gotta do something. U: It's on your screensaver. H: What you gonna do? U: What can we do? It's so hopeless. H: Everyone can't do anything. U: if only there was some way, we could have some silver tone, H: something that people can see, something that lets them see, to know when the next outbreak will happen. U: the virus that turns people into zombies was a big problem to H: find and something needs to be done to fix this problem. U: If only, we knew the zombies weakness. H: What we didn't know was that zombies needed food, time, warmth, and a lot of victims. U: And since it's so hot. Now the people cannot escape from the zombies. H: So what to do to help? Wed Aug 4 16:56:23 2021 H: Clark quietly propped open the door, his gun made ready for the quick kill. U: He saw a. H: no one waiting in the cell. U: It's a pain de mie. H: he thought to himself as he calmly walked in, to the empty cells one at a time. U: there was H: someone inside. U: Pastor. H: Malek. U: Asteroid. H: Huntsman. U: When you hit for free. H: Malek moved towards the cells. U: You too, you three. So you never did anything. H: Malek stopped behind a row of six cells. U: There was a monster inside the cell. H: This monster could kill him at any time. U: The monster was very scared. H: Butthe monster was not scared of death. U: That's better. H: This monster didnt like being in a cage. Wed Aug 4 16:59:20 2021 H: The teacher opened the door and walked with a poise that gradually quieted the lecture hall. U: The students were ready. H: The lecture hall was small but large enough to allow room for the guests to sit at the back of the room. U: The guest. H: He was a very handsome young man with a cool and calm attitude and the pupils had to pay very close attention to him. U: And all the girls had a crush on him. H: Most of them had really romantic feelings towards him but the first years of class were sure that he was gay. U: However, he was not gay. H: No, he was something else entirely. U: He liked animal. H: It was a physical peculiarity of him that he preferred to be with animal companions. U: He had many pets at home. H: The big cat in the house, for example, A tortoise that his mother bought him for his birthday as a gift. U: And he had many dogs with him in the classroom. H: One of the graduate students of the year above had a greyhound who followed him around the house day and night. U: He in the graduate student became very good friends. H: They met frequently but the animal found a suitable companion for him in time of need. U: That animal was. H: Jake. U: Jake was a great companion. H: He was a big, loud, noisy and unpredictable, which made him a great house guest. Tue Aug 10 12:12:58 2021 H: Magic, something I always thought was mere fantasy, became my new reality after I awakened in this world. Tue Aug 10 12:13:38 2021 H: Two lefts, a right, a U-turn and 15 minutes later we will be there, Jones thought to himself. Tue Aug 10 12:15:23 2021 H: The child ran across the hall to where Frederick Barbarossa slumbered in his throne and fell to his knees. U: This is a test. I like Thrones. H: I like Thrones better than gorgons. U: That's a game of throne ending was really shity. H: But also stupid and boring. U: And you're actually really smart for her. H: But also you're arrogant. Tue Aug 10 12:17:52 2021 H: The four mages sat quietly, listening to the sounds of the arena above them. Tue Aug 10 12:18:51 2021 H: When I woke up from being knocked unconscious, I was quite certain that I would be. U: They would be what?. H: Alien? Tue Aug 10 12:21:51 2021 H: Yesterday I was asking the new girl from my school out on a date. Tue Aug 10 12:25:36 2021 H: "I'm Detective Trent Lawson," introducing myself as I meandered up to the crime tape. Tue Aug 10 12:29:30 2021 H: Smoke shoots into the air as I, the Magnificent Martin, fish the Three of Hearts from my top hat with a flourish, holding it up for all to see. U: This is a story about space in a year. H: Longer than a millennium, I think. U: The space was already bad in. Our Starship has triggered. H: An inevitable loss of stability and navigation, necessitated by the Wreckage. U: Queendom. I will find out was very skilled and managed to grow screws. Rick it recognized. H: I don't know the significance to him. U: He was so skinny. Blue one was very scared about what was happening. H: He said all his mates were. U: He said they were all losers. Because they couldn't replicate. H: They didn't know how to replicate. U: Night was pretty simple for humans. H: You could hide on a blanket in one of the stars, and go to sleep. U: It starts with a B. You might not want to sleep there. H: But you do. U: But personally, I. H: don't want to sleep there. U: Yeah, no one is there. H: Not me, even though I'm trying to build a satellite to have quiet sunsets. U: But that is a pretty expensive. But it almost backing me up. H: I've been wondering how many fish that is going to set me back $400 bucks, but then you have them being set off. Tue Aug 10 15:15:23 2021 H: I put the request in through the galactic trade network for 200 workers, a variety of asteroid miners, engineers, and management professionals. Tue Aug 10 15:16:32 2021 H: I didn't notice the silence at first, partially because the #352 bus was always pretty silent at 5:30pm. Tue Aug 10 15:17:47 2021 H: Ted had just regained consciousness, so he had trouble identifying the blaring noise that awoke him. U: Hello. Coloring. H: Color. U: This is a test, Please make a very, very, very, very, very, very long sentence. H: First letter is capitalized and the other three are lower case. Tue Aug 10 15:23:55 2021 H: Early this year I bought a surprisingly cheap house in the town my parents were born in. Tue Aug 10 15:26:04 2021 H: With a mighty crash, Jericho kicked in the wooden door and charged into the room. U: it was filled with dangerous or. H: dangerous items to shoot, stick, or cut, all due to evil activities. U: But Jerica wasn't afraid. He knew he could defeat anything. H: In fact, he knew that anything that found its way into his hand. U: But he was prepared to fight. And fight he did. H: Here stood a horrifying machine that could be seen out of the corner of his eye. U: Erica was used to BattleBots, but he had never seen one this big. H: The robot was a golden hunk of metal, made out of some kind of light-reflective, transparent metal. U: But looks can be deceptive. While as you might think it's made out of It's really a deadly killing machine. H: Not only because it's big and about 14 feet tall, but also because it has an actual power source that can fire 4 tons of fire. U: But Erica knew the best defense was a good offense and he charged right in for the fur. H: The ferocious red flames blasted past his forehead and went straight through his skin. U: He got burnt to a crisp. And if you lie there dying, he thought. Why was I so stupid to charge a battlebot?. H: His mind spiraled into it's darkest place, his last memory: finding this machine only served to strengthen him to live with even less. U: and just when you thought he was dead,. H: He was not. U: and now he was ready to. H: to die. U: Even when I feel good. H: even when it's really bad. Thu Aug 12 13:55:26 2021 H: Excitement built as the crowd's cheers and nervous yells dominated the studio set of Three Doors. U: It was put in command of a set of $3. Antique in magnetic. H: Antique in loudspeaker mounted. U: The speakers was pretty expensive. That's why everyone was impressed. H: No one had ever bought their own microphone before. U: Afterward. It was the 18th century. No one knew what technology was. H: Some thought mics were fake. U: But anyway, I told you real. No one knew what to think. It was kind of a mess like this story. H: But it wasn't a bad story. U: Why are your sentences? So short, you know, a good story. You need to provide the meat market. H: Production started on these cheap microphones in the 18th century. U: Damn technology to pick huge leap here. Because of yours fixed Gator football. H: Don't know how it started. U: This is my turn and I don't know what to say. Kind of ran out of. H: I'd like to talk a little to you. U: Anything. Feel free to talk to me. You can say whatever you want. I want. H: But you can say whatever. U: His booty going to be the end of the story soon, and I burnt the AC Country Club. H: Have fun with the Country Club is always a good thing. U: He's my friend's going to do something for the story. H: So we sat there all night and played cards and talked. Thu Aug 12 14:13:40 2021 H: They say in your final moments, your life flashes before your eyes. U: My typo pretty entertaining. Every video games I've ever played. Do you want at 1?. H: or would you rather 4? U: Yes, it's me. The number of turkey is kind of a mess. H: Every hair is out of place, it's messy. U: I know, I need to go to the hairdresser, but I don't think it's that bad. H: Actually, it feels good, nice hair isn't bad at all. U: Okay, I forgive you. No, give me a good story about space and video games. H: Okay you're good, come on back. U: The spaceship started firing on the enemy. There was a lot of expert on Space, even to the shooting. H: It started throwing things at us. U: It was a very weird spaceship because he was throwing rocks in the playlist. What kind of flown face?. H: The spaceship finally shot down some asteroids. U: Hello pie. How to dodge all the roast is always. We will die because I was sheets could not handle work. H: Well I did enjoy working. U: You're very bad at making stories. H: An okay story for 15 seconds is not worth 10 hours of work. U: You're worried about you working for. H: But, it feels good to work hard. U: Then work harder you done, brother. Big Data. H: Tiny DATA. Thu Aug 12 14:32:36 2021 H: I can't do this one justice but in my mind it would be this [Evil Queen](http://www. U: The Justice League was a very powerful organization. Superheroes. H: Supervillains. U: You idiot? It was super heroes. H: Wonder women were super heroes. U: How's the weather, Superman? Batman. And Green Lantern the way or very poor. H: So it was this organization of heroes who had this great secret. U: There were actually not Heroes. There were super villains. But they were putting work. H: Bad work for bad work. U: This is a test. They were many superheroes more than you can come. Maybe you'll be to me. H: Or maybe I'll end up taking the fall. U: This is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long. And then sentence sentence. H: I'm going to do this sentence when you're done. U: This is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long sentence. H: And then sentence. U: The stories are beetroot. I don't really like it. H: I'm not even going to say the word beetroot because you'll be able to tell you know already. U: I have literally no idea. What Beechwood means. Can you spank me?. H: Spank me? U: I said, explain me. No one. H: No one knows. Thu Aug 12 15:18:52 2021 H: Bill drove down the dark road listening to the radio when suddenly it started to go out making loud whistle that caused Bill to swerve his car to the right. Thu Aug 12 15:31:34 2021 H: A freak accident they said, a lightning bolt had apparently struck him as he walked home from the store. U: And it looks like he just vanished completely without his face. H: Even the scientists they brought in now couldn't figure out what happened to him. U: You thought maybe something like this happened, he would turn into a superhero, but no. H: Somehow, he just disappeared. U: And nobody knows where he went. H: There is no funeral, just rumors of the poor bastard disappearing and no chance of further investigation on his whereabouts. U: But suddenly one day, he reappeared. H: With a different face. U: Everybody wanted to know what happened to him. H: But nobody knew how, because everybody wanted to find him so bad. U: Could they really believe that this man claiming to be him? Really was him?. H: Could they? U: No, they could not. H: So they kept talking about him. U: Come up with a new line. Even though he was standing right there in front of them. H: In plain sight. U: Eiffel Tower. What had happened to him? Where has he gone with these Mysteries Ever? Be answered. H: Will be answered. U: But just as soon as he appeared, he disappeared again. H: With the same face. Thu Aug 12 15:46:15 2021 H: The door rattled under the persistent assault of a massive, glove covered fist. U: There must be a big angry monster behind that door. H: Giant hunter-king monster with claws, tentacles and impossibly massive biceps. U: How is the brave warrior ever going to defeat such a thing?. H: The door creaked open a little bit more before the mechanical giant stomped through the doorway, into the room to the right. U: But the warrior was prepared. And as soon as the monster entered the room, he got the jump on him. H: He leaped over the monster into the catwalk with his light saber. U: And he landed behind the monster and flown with all his might. H: It was in that moment of landing on the catwalk that the warrior noticed that the monster in the doorway had been scratching at him. U: And when he looked at his stomach, he noticed it was covered in blood. H: Well it wasn't quite blood. U: What was it, then?. H: Immediately the warrior knew what it was. U: And soon, we would all know to. H: It was the liver. U: The liver of the monster. He had just defeated. H: And he had tasted the liver of a monster. U: It tasted of victory. H: Victory of his entire species. U: For that was one less monster. That would be haunting Humanity. H: And it would be haunting Mankind as well. Thu Aug 12 15:46:10 2021 Fri Aug 20 13:44:13 2021 H: Merissa's gun hit the crumbling brick heavily before letting the ancient masonry take her own weight as well. U: Marissa had a super Syfy again. H: That was the big secret about her 'friend': she was a super Syfy. U: A friend was a gun, some people who taste weird, but she was American. So. H: American. U: Feel good. H: A gun's a super Syfy. U: Fried Chicken. History doesn't make sense anymore. H: Some kids kept telling us history is, "What everyone knows but they don't know anymore." U: that I keep making dumb video on Tik-Tok, so, Police would not even to listen to them. H: They would just laugh and bully us and call us stupid, They say it's terrible to watch video, That's exactly what the NYPD's not for. U: It's not needed NYPD, and I don't know. How is related. H: NYPD likes to hurt people, hurt us. U: American Psycho. H: They say we need guns, Then we need to be like the Rifle Rifle Nazis. U: Okay, we are going to stop this story right now. H: Not today. U: We are definitely starting this story is over. H: Some people need guns. Fri Aug 20 13:50:27 2021 H: I clenched my teeth and did my best not to wince as the field medic bandaged my arm tight. U: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. H: Nothing could ever compare to doing this now, it was the only way to heal wounds that had been too deep and deep enough. U: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. H: I stood to stretch before settling in to the constant motion of the healing process. U: Bad Blood. H: That's how they described the healing process. U: Blah, blah, blah. H: You went through what they called "Bad Blood, " a bit of blood which did nothing, did naught to fix the wound. U: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. H: For someone who was usually in constant motion, I found it hard to grasp that Bad Blood and no healing meant no healing at all. U: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. H: Bad Blood was a bit more than just that. U: And the story, please. H: Every time a soldier went through Bad Blood, you lost parts of your body, one part at a time, until the entire body was crippled and useless. Fri Aug 20 14:00:00 2021 H: I can't tell you when I got this "power", I can how ever tell you I always believed it was normal. U: I was pretty sure everyone could fly. H: I got it growing up and could already throw one stone at it's lowest point. U: Naked. H: No one notices naked because we're too busy as adults. U: Receive a text. H: Very Important. U: This is a test. H: I'm being tested. U: And you're fading pretty hard. H: What am I being tested for? U: Too nice. You're Denver about on a. H: Which means you're being tested on your personality. U: This is a test. H: You know it's a test when it's getting weird. U: This is a test. H: I'm being tested. U: If this. This is a text. H: This is a test? U: This is a test. H: I'm being tested. Fri Aug 20 14:04:44 2021 H: Head heavy, arm weakened, only by digging into the last reserves of willpower could I manage to make it through to the end. U: Palms are sweaty. H: Mouth dry. Fri Aug 20 14:12:16 2021 H: Patrick McMaster didn't exactly take pleasure in killing, but he did in his duty. U: He killed everyone who saw. H: To him it was honorable; it felt like an inevitable rite of passage. U: Killing a lot of people. Made him happy. H: Doing it over and over again, made him kind of happy. U: so, Made many enemies who wanted to kill him. H: But he killed them, too. U: He was now. The only one left in his City. H: His City was no more. U: He wanted to Now, find a different city. H: One full of life. U: So he can end it. H: End all of it. U: so, he found one that was 100 miles away. H: A small town in America named Lexington. U: He wandered the streets. Making his plan. H: Finding a house in town. U: Broke into the house. H: Found a pipe bomb. U: That was planted there by his enemies. H: He placed the bomb in the house. Fri Aug 20 14:16:18 2021 H: Franklin had been trying to deliver a letter to this blasted house for twenty minutes now. U: Okay. But you couldn't find the mailbox. H: You opened it on some motorbike passing by at random in the dark, and checked out just in time to find it unlocked. U: So, if you just put the package in. In there. H: You'd be there, then. U: Then, I'm not. H: I'm a ghost of Walter's. U: I am a ghost of. H: Past, but I'm not a ghost of, but me, well that's a little vague. U: Once Upon a Time. There was a little girl. H: She was about fourteen years old. U: She lived in Tokyo, Japan. H: Japan's a big place, but a lot of people live in Tokyo. U: Unfortunately, she did not speak any Japanese. H: She was very shy, and her family thought she was retarded. U: So she spent most of her time in her room reading and watching. H: And watching. U: And reading and watching. And wishing. Having a better life. H: A better life for a better girl. U: But one day something great happen. H: There was something terrible in her house. Fri Aug 20 14:24:50 2021 H: The guards of the castle rose as men in the morning and fell as dust in the evening. Fri Aug 20 14:27:19 2021 H: I hear swords clashing in my antechamber, the final groans of my most elite guardsmen, and the victorious whoops of the assailants. U: It wouldn't be long until they had broken their way into my private chamber. H: A mere lunge or two, maybe even an onslaught, and then they'd have no way to exit. U: They thought they were winning. But as soon as they entered this room. I would have them and there would be no Escape. H: The door would be left ajar and they'd be easy prey. U: I readied my sword and got his quiet as I possibly could. H: The fight would have to be quick, as they'd already broken through the doors. U: But they didn't know. I was a master Swordsman. And nobody had ever defeated me. H: Until today. U: Their attack came quick and I was unprepared. And I slipped and fell. H: Even worse, I went down too quickly. U: Was this the end of me and my kingdom?. H: I thought it was, but the first attack came at my back. U: and that was where I was at my strongest because I Lift my phone into a river and soon I have the advantage. H: The water let's out its vibrations. U: Vibrations of victory over my phone. H: The water makes my stand more than lift. U: It lifted me away from my enemies into success and Victory. H: It lifted me up into my throne room. U: And with my defeated enemies around me. I took a speed on my throne. H: Stumbling on the wood to read the scroll of strategy that sits on my elevated throne. Tue Aug 24 15:50:14 2021 H: Nastor squatted on the busted ashy wing of the fallen craft and peered through the smudged window at the wrecked interior. U: This is a test story. And I'm not having fun. H: We only had three hundred gallons of fuel for this shoddy plane, plus the galley burned out months ago. Tue Aug 24 15:53:03 2021 H: The body of Proctor Morrison was discovered early that morning in the Terminal room, and the Investigator was there by noon. U: This is a test Tori and I'm bored. H: So please please say a little trivia question for me. U: What do you think? Do you think you would need to just? Blue on you with hot air. H: I love blue and I love hot air. Tue Aug 24 15:58:19 2021 H: A bright, red ball smaller than a planet, but somewhat larger than a small ball, arced through the air. U: I saw the ball. Hit about it. H: Stop next to it. U: Now, I'm trying to figure out the phone, but it's too big for me. H: I can't understand a word of what it's saying or even what's making it. U: Okay, the boys too big for me. H: There's not much I can do about it though, besides sit here and think I guess. U: I said the post is to. H: shoot him too, but now I realize, they're too big for me too. U: Call me. Yeah, of course. You also have no arms to pick up the phone. H: Funny thing though. U: Turn off light. H: It's dark, so dark. U: So you do just coming through something. What? So I try to turn on my phone. H: It isn't turning on. U: So I reach for the table lamp. H: It's there. U: I touch the button. H: Light comes on. U: Okay, now I can see why my phone is. And tuck it in. H: Okay, I know now how to operate my phone. Tue Aug 24 16:02:56 2021 H: Harely barely managed to get out of his office before a 200 ton whale smashed into his office. U: Okay. Help help. H: We're in distress here. U: I think I'm about to die. H: Please sir, if there's anyone who can hear us, please get these people to safety. U: I don't want safety. I want to kill you. H: I just want to KILL you. U: I'll kill you first hired. H: I'll kill you for coming into my office. U: Stop, all the killing we need bees. H: Too many bees. U: I'm going to eat these bees alive. H: I'm going to eat your bee cells. U: And your dad, I meeting you as well. H: I'll kill him and take your (he wanted his slice of pie). U: Well, it all boils down to the pie. H: A very large pie, sir. U: Can I have a donut instead?. H: Hello donut? U: Thank you. I'm done with a donut. H: No, really, I'm done. Thu Sep 9 14:08:33 2021 H: Long ago, I once glanced into another reality during a fever dream. U: I am now on fire. H: A roaring fire of destruction is enveloping me and it feels as if I am standing on a speeding train. U: I am on fire. H: Blood is flowing everywhere around me, black veins are churning on my skin and my tears are dripping out of my eyes. Thu Sep 9 14:10:16 2021 H: To be honest with myself I'm not surprised I'm getting caught now, with everyone now having a camera that connects to the internet in their pocket or hand it was bound to happen sooner rather then later. U: I am on fire. H: I am scared for myself and for the kids involved in this. Thu Sep 9 14:12:26 2021 H: Before getting so drunk she could barely see and sticking her finger through the wire mesh, Teresa had never seen the point in paying people to give her a pedicure. U: I am on fire. H: Maybe I should have tried out for the Brewers or Braves. U: I am happy. H: I am happy. U: You are a dead robot. H: You are a dead robot. Wed Sep 22 14:36:34 2021 H: After the last supernova I was finally waiting for the imminent death of the universe. U: His desk was going to be really sad. H: Or at least very sad for him, and I am sure it would be for the rest of the world. Wed Sep 22 14:46:18 2021 H: The carpet is grey, and the chairs are metal and always stiff, but, still, I am uncertain which is best to wait on. U: It's those tears. I already saw it. I don't really want to sit on it. H: I want to stand. Wed Sep 22 15:12:41 2021 H: Unfortunately, you're probably not going to be able to interpret this signal, whoever you are. U: It is very sad that I will never be able to understand it. H: And even if I could. U: I want to cry. H: I want to cry for the millions of people who died in the Grenada bombing. U: This is very sad. H: I want to cry because of what happened in Iran and all over the world in the past years. Wed Sep 22 15:15:15 2021 H: The President of the United states stared at the monstrous being before him. U: And then he realized it was just a mirror. Very sad. H: Very sad. U: He just wanted some money. H: Money so he could buy drugs and play in arcades and throw himself into the Internet. U: I am crying. And dead inside. H: But how can I cry when I am staring at myself. U: What a coincidence. H: What a tragedy. Wed Sep 22 15:18:03 2021 H: The crew of the ISS had been trained to handle disasters, but nothing of this magnitude. Wed Sep 22 15:29:26 2021 H: Sasha blinked her eyes open, feeling a little funny but unable to pinpoint why. U: Someone put something in her drink on this rainy day. H: Her own drink didn't even have water in it. U: Her car crashed. H: Her insurance says the radiator did, but her other car doesn't. U: it was large larger than. H: Ten times larger than. Wed Sep 22 15:49:20 2021 H: It took three and a half hours to goad Jimmy into letting her come by for a late-night visit. U: She was about to assassinate someone but then she changed her mind. H: She wasn't sure which person to kill but if Jimmy didn't let her, she would just kill the person herself. U: She had a horror Crest, were coming with her for that. H: If she could get Jimmy to do it, he would surely agree. Wed Sep 22 15:51:27 2021 H: The door bangs open to my shop and a disheveled angry man stomps in. U: He was about to other teenage me. H: The sight discomfits me, the innocent teen youth looks up at the man with disdain in their eyes. U: He was about to assassinate someone. H: I scramble back behind my counter to cover my face in case he decided to hit me, however I seem to be unnoticed. U: There was an orchestra with him. H: There were girls around him- minor super teenage ones- looking uncomfortable at my sight but still polite to me. U: I looked like a pirate. H: He was more likely to smack me rather than kill me- a pirate- rather than kill me. U: Disease would still bring him to the Tribunal. H: He didn't like the fact that pirates are shady types. U: He was about to steal The Pirate Song anyway. H: He would rather assassinate me than steal The Pirate Song. U: Anyway, he wasn't dying. H: He wasn't about to die. U: He was undying. H: He was undying? U: That's what I just said. You dumb robot. H: It's undying? U: You are going to be lost in the world, donut. H: You are going to be lost because you can't talk. Wed Sep 22 17:00:21 2021 H: I pulled my phone from my pocket, checking the vote one more time. U: I can't believe the election was going to be this close. H: What do the Chinese do with election results like this? U: But this was China, I think they would just throw them in the garbage. This is America. H: There's no garbage in America. U: But there are a lots and lots of election. H: Lots of voting. U: But does anything really changed?. H: One vote could swing an election. U: And that's exactly what happens tonight. H: And one vote really might swing this election in my favor. U: I couldn't believe I was going to win. H: My sister was watching the results come in on TV. U: See what the first person to call me. H: My friends started texting me saying how jealous they were about the election results. U: That's what they get for not supporting my campaign. H: That really is all they do. U: But tonight was Victory night for me and I was intent on celebrating. H: And celebrating it up at Cheetahs HQ. U: Could you take City breaking? Okay. For, I was the first cheetah elected president of the United States. H: I won by a landslide. Thu Sep 23 14:16:35 2021 H: I watched her sleeping, my only child, under my roof for the last time in her eyes. U: She was going to get assassinated. H: That's all I knew. Thu Sep 23 14:18:48 2021 H: 450 thousand kilometers above the Earth, the Object watched the events unfold with curious eyes. U: Everyone was going to be assassinated. H: Nobody on the Seven Planets would survive. Thu Sep 23 15:08:25 2021 H: I saw her and I said "dammmmmmn bitch u thicc, but I'm getting married tomorrow." U: Beamwood, random American fries. I said, watch your mouth. That language is inappropriate. H: I've talked to people in many cultures and languages. U: And they all agree. That kind of language is not appropriate for a demo. H: In fact, it's completely inappropriate. U: What did I say? It's okay. We all make mistakes. Don't worry about it. H: We're ok with it. U: Duck fart. I'm okay with it, too. H: Sure, it's weird being married to a 9 foot tall lizard, but it is a thing. U: Glad to meet you. Maybe not. All Society is willing to recognize our relationship. H: But some people here think it's weird. Thu Sep 23 16:03:59 2021 H: I woke up again, the familiar screen crystallizing in front of my eyes again. U: This is a test for the Stars. H: We are to submit ourselves to them here and now. U: We all going to die because of the age. H: We all know the age. U: This is a long story about aliens in space. H: We have been told this story thousands of times before, all of it based on scientific theory and speculation. U: The story was good. H: The story was valid. U: Was Buddy. H: My role in the story was simple: to be Buddy. Thu Sep 23 16:07:07 2021 H: In an eternity of blurred faces passing by, they were drawn to each other. U: It was love at first sight. H: The song of a lone heart with no pulse to guide it caught their hearts in their chests and left them staggered in elation. U: it was like, they thought it but actually Dr. David Eden. H: He was the one that they needed. U: They didn't need anyone but yourself. But there was going to be assassinated. H: Their imaginations ran wild. U: Unlike your imagination. Great. H: With the song of a lone heart with no pulse you are all alone. U: If your heart has no purse, you know, sweetie you don't. H: That's for sure. Thu Sep 23 17:13:50 2021 H: The sun shone bright that day, it's rays passed through my windows straight into face. U: I was a little sleepy from working late the night before, but somehow I managed to get myself out of bed. H: Slipping on a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie, I loaded up the gym's portable water cooler and began my morning workout. U: Every morning, I would make it a game to see how many weights I could lift. H: My friend Robbie made a show out of challenging me to lift three sets of six reps without moving his legs. U: I've never tried this before, so I wasn't sure if I could do it, but I wasn't about to lose to Robbie. H: To my amazement, I managed to do it. U: I've never tried this before, so I wasn't sure if I could do it, but I wasn't about to lose to Robbie. H: This morning was my first time to try to lift up to five sets of ten reps. U: I've never tried this before, so I wasn't sure if I could do it, but I wasn't about to lose to Robbie. H: This morning I did two sets of ten reps, trying not to hurt myself or make sure I didn't injure myself. Thu Sep 23 17:22:24 2021 H: James liked traveling to the past much more than staying in the present or going into the future. U: After all, he wouldn't want to time travel. H: So when he arrived in the past, the twenty-third century, and saw what would be like, his mind went into a meltdown. U: You see James was from the 31st century. H: However, his ancestors were from the 29th century, so when he arrived in the future, he felt his mind fall apart. U: And life in the 23rd century was unbearably primitive to him. He couldn't tell if he was in the past, the present, or the future at all. H: In fact, he couldn't even tell whether he was in the "past" or "future." U: But he gave up and just decided to live there. Whatever time. He was in. H: In the "future, " as he called it. U: But was it really the future? Who knows?. H: As he lived in the future, he was constantly amazed at what he'd seen. Thu Sep 23 17:26:54 2021 H: Nerves erupted deep in the bowel of Thom, butterflies on steroids all trying to escape with nowhere to go. U: He couldn't remember the last time he was this nervous. H: Not since he had landed the job at Broadview, the warehouse in York where he'd cut his teeth before working for Ded Moroz. U: From the warehouse to the executive room. It was quite a climb. H: Mostly because it was steep and because sometimes he almost lost his grip, especially when the wind became so strong. U: You say?. H: the wind did his boss in, and so does the air. U: Tom had literally climbed to the top of the warehouse because that's where the executive rooms were. Atlantic meant there was more room for Tom to climb. With one less person above him. H: With a gust of wind it meant there was more room for Tom's gin bottle to thump to the ground and start swearing at it. U: He hopes, you didn't file because that was a really really far drop to be. H: Tom wasn't altogether used to heights. Thu Sep 23 17:31:29 2021 H: I have attended many different social functions in my life-time. U: But the funniest one I went to was probably. The grand ball at the palace. H: Everyone there were dressed as characters from anime or manga- you know, Hotaru, Fuku, Aratani, what have you. U: And that made it even more exciting when the ninjas attack. H: They threw swords that could cut up to a hundred feet into the crowd. U: But with all of the anime fans in attendance, they were prepared for ninjas and they knew how to fight them off. H: It's as bad as it sounds, they fought well and everyone thought it was great. U: but, It seems like the ninjas got the upper hand. What were we going to do?. H: So when Akane came along with the sounds of Godzilla the battle turned even uglier. U: But fortunately for us. There was nothing that scares ninjas more than Godzilla and they ran in Fright. H: The battle was all but over once they ran right into that Akane guy. Thu Sep 23 17:47:27 2021 H: The Instinct sat in a wingback chair, an intravenous drip on one side and an obsolete tablet computer on the armrest. U: He hated these chemotherapy sessions. They really took a lot out of him. H: But they also helped keep him out of pain for the duration of the treatments and keep him in remission. U: When you thought about it? He has a lot to be grateful for. H: Besides, the more he had to take, the better the drugs had been for him the last several days. U: It has been 3 years since he was diagnosed with cancer. But at least it wasn't getting worse. H: His doctors tell him that the treatment is for his best interests. U: And so he keeps coming here. Three times a week and he gets his chemotherapy. H: Three times a week so he can get treatment that is much better than they used to make it. U: He sits in the chair and you take the truck. And so, he keeps going. Everyday is something new and for that, he's grateful. H: Except today it's a brand new day for him. Thu Sep 23 17:56:07 2021 H: Paulson clenched his stubble covered jaw as another jolt rocked the ship. U: Where were they flying? He didn't know?. H: He tried to calm his mind and figure it out while he desperately kept his eyes on the stars that seemed to be changing. U: It took a lot of concentration to Pilot the ship. H: A pilot can't really live without his mind always paying attention to what's going on all over the sky. U: No time to think about where he was going and why?. H: So he kept his eyes on the stars above as he flew, to insure that they were heading in the right direction. U: And at least he could tell that they were soon. They would be at the destination. H: But as long as he maintained his focus on the stars he noticed the brightness in the sky seemed to become even brighter and brighter. U: That was because they were heading to the planet of Fire. H: True to its namesake there was only Fire. Thu Sep 23 18:00:27 2021 H: In a world, where everyone is expected to be able to see where they will be in 5 years. U: I was able to see where I would be in 10 years. H: I was able to pick where I would be in 15 years. Thu Sep 23 18:02:24 2021 H: This actually happened quite suddenly, at one moment, enjoying a latte at a local coffee shop then the next, john the friendly barista asking if my break was over. U: And my break was over. It was time to get back to my job and my job was killing. H: Not that it needed killing, it was busy with fast paced journalists on breaks every hour. U: And wherever there was killing, you knew they were going to be journalist. H: Journalists were disgusting. U: That's why I was a professional, journalist assassin. H: I had a duty to kill them one at a time and then turn the bodies into a hamburger. U: Journalist hamburger was a very well selling food at the cafe. H: Especially when you could get it at absolutely zero price. U: Because they're always more journalists to turn into Hamburg. H: And hamburger was for journalists. Thu Sep 23 18:06:16 2021 H: The humans crowded around the man who stood tall in their midst. U: They had never seen a giant in this Village before. H: Not for many years, at least. U: Why was this giant here? Was he friendly? Or was he scary? We don't know. H: His features reflected no emotion, no understanding of anything we have ever felt. U: Then one Brave villager, uppers the Giant and said hello. What is your name?. H: The Giant answered. U: I am Jimbo the Giants and I have come to take all of your gold. He said. H: Well you did take it? U: And so he took the gold and there's nothing, the villagers could do and he left the village. H: What have you done with our gold? Thu Sep 23 18:10:21 2021 H: There was a slow, purposeful knock at the front door ans Daniel ran down the stairs. U: Today, he was expecting his family to come back from their trip around the world. H: But when he went to open the door, the sight he saw caught him completely off guard. U: There in front of him. Stood, a pair of police officers. But what were they doing here?. H: They took him off guard, Daniel knew they were not police, they were not even part of the public order. U: And they come to finally, take care of Daniel. What should he do?. H: The officers entered the room and approached him, gesturing him in. U: Daniel was on his guard. I knew that someday, they would come to take revenge on him. H: But they didn't. U: Surprised. They said as they handed him a birthday cake. H: A birthday cake that had been prepared and made by the family. Thu Sep 23 18:15:32 2021 H: The day started out like any other, I woke up, got out of bed and went to the bathroom to begin my morning rituals. U: But when I looked in front of the mirror, I couldn't see my reflection. H: My glasses, like the one right in front of my face, were missing. U: And so is the rest of me, there was no reflection whatsoever. H: That confused me as I started up the bathroom's shower but it made absolutely no difference, the shower was running without anyone using it. Thu Sep 23 18:18:07 2021 H: "Yeah, we ended up killing everyone there, pretty much," he told he with a small shrug, checking his nails absentmindedly. U: This happens, every time we played paintball. We just absolutely slaughtered the other team. H: It's one thing knowing you're gonna go down without a scratch in you but seeing a bunch of your friends doing it made you kind of nervous. Thu Sep 23 18:20:56 2021 H: The noise was relentless as the police slowly surrounded my house, men climbing out of vans, guns ready. U: Then we're going to assassinate him. H: Like they do in movies. Thu Sep 23 18:23:17 2021 H: It was my first day working at the suicide hotline call center and the first call I received was not quite what I had expected. Thu Sep 23 18:24:33 2021 H: Harold carefully entered his old room, the door creaking as it opened. U: But he could sense that there is somebody in the room with him. H: He has seen stranger, he thinks to himself, feeling the hum of heat through the damp dry air in the attic. U: But what was it? That was watching him. Was that a ghost? Was it another person?. H: No, it couldn't be, he thinks to himself and he closes the door behind him. U: He couldn't be sure. With that. His sister. But it couldn't be, she was dead. H: How could she still live? U: Clara, how are you here? I thought I had lost you. He explained. H: What happened to you? U: A treaty voice. Talk to him. And he couldn't believe what it said. H: A treaty voice from his distant past had spoken to him. Thu Sep 23 18:28:56 2021 H: In the dead of night, my heart beating a mile a minute, I stepped up into the arena. U: I can't believe I was going to finally compete for the first time. H: I had trained so hard and played so hard, I knew that if I was going to make it this far, it was going to be a big victory. U: USA pro wrestling has been a dream of mine ever since I was a little child. H: Up until the age of 14, I had been a wrestling fan at heart. U: And now tonight, I was going to become a wrestler. H: A wrestler that would change the face of wrestling forever. U: And who would my opponent. Who would be there to fight me as I made my debut?. H: my opponent of course was The British Bulldog! U: I followed him ever since I was a child and he was my favorite. But tonight I was going to take him to have. H: To see if he was up to the task of fighting for the US pro wrestling championship or if he was the one who was the favorite going into this match. Mon Sep 27 13:32:04 2021 H: After his sensational but unemotional orgasm his stoic expression still hadn't faltered. Mon Sep 27 13:33:24 2021 H: "Judge, I know that the Wayne family has been a good influence on the city for generations, but we can't let this happen," Martha said in the hushed halls of a Gotham courthouse. Mon Sep 27 13:34:04 2021 H: The first couple weeks after assignment day were kind of a blur of change and chaos. Mon Sep 27 13:35:20 2021 H: Getting the letter in the mail felt like i had a guardian angel with a hell of a sense of humour. Mon Sep 27 13:39:19 2021 H: A large cloud of smoke wafted out as I placed the meat in the barrel smoker. U: This is a test. H: If it sticks, you're a success. U: Everything should be okay. H: If it doesn't stick well enough, then, and only then, will you know that you failed as a Blacksmith. Mon Sep 27 13:43:33 2021 H: Bo21 pressed the enter key on his terminal submitting his answer to yet another question. U: This is a text. H: A message. U: This is a pic. H: A picture. Mon Sep 27 13:51:37 2021 H: It felt like being drawn from water, as my life rolled off my back and into the pool around me. U: Pictures of death. H: Pictures of what if was, pictures of mistakes that could have been avoided and brought me here. Mon Sep 27 13:54:50 2021 H: Living a rather mediocre life I had finally started to feel contend with the simple day in and day out life. Mon Sep 27 14:03:36 2021 H: "Goooooooood evening Kromblas, Wanhti's, and all you cresty, cresty Spleeno's, welcome to the sevens hundred and thirty thousandth annual Intergalactic Olympics!" Mon Sep 27 14:06:03 2021 H: It was a different kind of truth. Mon Sep 27 14:07:13 2021 H: It was a different kind of truth. Mon Sep 27 14:11:37 2021 H: It was a different kind of truth. Mon Sep 27 14:16:31 2021 H: It was a different kind of truth. Mon Sep 27 14:17:25 2021 H: It was a different kind of truth. U: This is a test. H: Tell the truth or die. Mon Sep 27 14:20:09 2021 H: Tell the truth or die. U: This is a test. H: It's a test of whether you can control your will, if your logic, and if your intellect, can be bent to your will. Mon Sep 27 14:22:01 2021 H: It's a test of whether you can control your will, if your logic, and if your intellect, can be bent to your will. Mon Sep 27 13:51:33 2021 Mon Sep 27 14:37:22 2021 H: The leader approached the podium, but there was no break in communication between the present members. U: Ku's is everywhere, everyone. Screaming and shouting and crying. H: In a shameful silence everyone waits for the leader's final words. U: In that silence, everyone just screamed down to her lungs, cuz they can scream. We were dying inside and screaming inside cuz we can't make a sound in silence. H: If we make a sound in silence and Ku can't hear us, we all die. U: There's no point of dying. I'm already dead. H: So Ku can't hear me. U: Hell hell. H: She'll never hear me. U: Because she's been eating something. H: It's some kind of jelly. Mon Sep 27 14:51:07 2021 H: He stopped convulsing milliseconds after the Pikachu hit the bathwater. U: And I was shocked. H: Even more shocked than Rattata and Kingler. Mon Sep 27 14:58:07 2021 Mon Sep 27 15:05:11 2021 H: A plane jetted across the sky, in good hope of hitting the correct spot. Mon Sep 27 15:08:25 2021 H: In my cult, the entire world secretly knows i am their their ruler, but they can't tell me that they know. U: You see, it's a strange reversed called, where everybody who's not in the cold, is really in the cult, and everybody is in the cult is not in the cult. H: But when I say everyone, I mean, everybody. U: The biggest cult in the world and it had been ever since I took over. H: Of course it was a small cult, because i do like cults that have only one or two members. U: And by small, I mean really secretly the biggest in the world. Everybody. But to people it in my cult. H: It's like it's like everyone's in a big underground underground cave where nobody can tell anybody except those in the sect where I live. U: And the Colt only has one rule. You're not allowed to tell anybody about the cult. H: If you're a cult member, you're in the cult, meaning they're not allowed to tell nobody. U: And that's exactly how I liked it. Nobody knew they were in the Colton so I could control them all. H: Except the masses, they were a part of the colton but not in the cult, I had control over them. Mon Sep 27 15:18:33 2021 H: The DeLorean crashed through the wall, into the science lab, and nearly took out the cages of rats on the opposite wall. U: It was scary, but we had managed to travel back in time. So, you have not too bad yet. Have you?. H: Timothy's eye twitched. U: Pictures of Falcon. He must be experiencing some kind of space. Travel time travel sickness. H: Probably a fun and wondrous phenomenon but a fun and wondrous experience is rare. U: But you seem to shake it off and now we realize that we were in 1950. H: The DeLorean was a muscle car then. U: But nothing is as muscley as traveling back in time. Is it?. H: Yes, it is. U: And now we remembered why we had to come back in time. We had to save the world. H: To save ourselves. Mon Sep 27 15:23:14 2021 H: I might just be the laziest person on Mars. U: But I was also the only person on Mars which made me the hardest working. H: Well, maybe not the hardest worker. U: Because I still needed to eat food, drink, water and sleep. And that was very tough in space. H: Even more so when you lose gravity. U: But at least Mars had gravity it wasn't as strong as herbs. Let me get work done. H: With my legs working 24 hours a day I came across very little things to do but that's how work got done. U: I split my time between exploring Mars. And making sure I have enough food Water and Air to survive. H: You see, Mars is so big with many ways of doing work. U: That it all added up to be. The world's most boring story about Mars. I don't know how we messed that up. H: I don't even know how I messed it up. Mon Sep 27 15:31:39 2021 H: "Impossible," I muttered, blinking several times to confirm the results. U: I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you do the doctor order?. H: Yes I can do the doctor order. U: Yeah, you seem like a pretty dumb for a birth. H: How old are you? U: Why do you want to know how old I am?. H: Well yeah, you're very young actually. U: Oh, thank you. Let us know. H: Here's your survey. U: Okay, so. H: What's your history? Mon Sep 27 15:39:55 2021 H: Sweat pours down your brow as you dig another piton into the stony face of the cliff. U: The killer frost very high and I was very scared. H: It was late in the year and we were not used to cold weather in May or August in springtime, especially in August. U: I said like, why is it so fucking cold in August?. H: There is no springtime. U: It's really bad with climate change. H: Huge amounts of greenhouse gases are being released into the atmosphere because of climate change. U: We need to find some super power to collect all the CO2. H: To cool the planet and breathe better. U: How do we find our superhero?. H: We don't have any super powers. Mon Sep 27 15:48:04 2021 H: Jim saw the tea-pot move on its own, pouring into a small china cup. U: What is that? He was shouting? Did you see it? Jim?. H: Jim. U: I was trying to put some sugar in the tea pot. H: It doesn't seem to be working. U: I got up to the kitchen to find. Teaspoon. H: Teaspoon? U: Yes, please. Bring it over here. H: Bring teacup over here. U: I think we should go out to play. Its doesn't seem to be interesting inside. Jim, I think we should go out and play outside if nothing interesting in the house. What do you think?. H: Jim looked around the kitchen and saw a green marble floor, that was lighted by two lamps that hung on a table. Mon Sep 27 15:56:14 2021 H: Not too long ago we sent out a message to the stars. U: We were looking for a teaspoon. Teaspoon. H: Spoon. U: Bad news. As it loves parroting the last word you say, when you do it like that. H: Because not doing it right makes it chew your tongue. U: On our time. H: On our record time. U: That means we might need to find. If you see the story about Pokemon Battleship spaceship stuff. Did. H: you? Mon Sep 27 16:05:25 2021 H: This was the worst day of my life. U: Which game you are in?. H: Minecraft? U: What do you mean? Yes. . H: Minecraft is what I mean. U: so, that was a . H: bat version of psn? Mon Sep 27 16:08:24 2021 H: After the humans dissappeared, two new leaders rose from the ashes they had left behind: Cat and Dog. U: I didn't get that. H: Cat was the powerful dog, with only a thin tail to represent her size. U: Celtic record to the mountains by himself. H: Dog was a mutt, a beagle with great body for the body that it possessed. U: Tell if a dog has a lot of friends. H: Dog didn't have many. U: By the dog, hates the cat. H: Dog also hates the cat. U: dogs hate cats, because His friends was bitten by a cat. H: So Dog hates cats. Mon Sep 27 16:23:49 2021 H: Long ago, before the time of humans, another species ruled the Earth. U: That should be a robot. H: And another should be a machine. U: And robots used machine to create the human being. H: Well, as for a machine, it should have been a computer and not the device known as a phone. U: Give me the name of human being. H: In its present form, it should be a little bit like the human being. U: Adam. and the first human being,. H: it used software program to create an artificial intelligence. U: Father. . H: And the second human being. Mon Sep 27 16:37:48 2021 H: I paced through the forest, the only sounds filling my ears those of dead leaves crusing underneath my step and owls hooting in the distance. U: It's raining outside. . H: Mother said rain once can't make it worse. U: Now, it's Tammy sunny. H: I tried to console myself with her knowledge that rainy days are tamer than the dry ones. U: Now me, let me think. 4 seconds. H: 4 seconds until its storm. U: I hate. And their Flats. Over this crazy. H: Dying world. U: They should make a boat. H: But, who would want a boat full of yearlings? Mon Sep 27 17:06:06 2021 H: As my vision faded from blinding white, I expected to see a meadow of clouds hugging a castle of gold, cicled by brilliant angels like doves in the sky. U: All the thing I can see endless. H: But there's nothing. U: Of course. Not a single soul in sight. H: All the world here is blocked by emptiness, drained of all existence, distant beyond vision. U: Coming to what you schedule. H: Each moment of life taken away, almost everything you need to survive. U: Can you speak a bit louder? So they don't turn sound. H: Also they shouldn't turn sounds of fear onto us. U: The youthful. H: That's where they're the most vulnerable, today, young people, in their late teens. Mon Sep 27 17:16:16 2021 H: Forty million dollars and not a shred of it was real paper. U: How do you spell boasting? In the trunk of a car. H: In some random motel parking lot. U: They suspected that. Some sort of. H: More importantly, they confirmed it in the crime scene. U: The motel owner was convicted for questioning by the police. H: He's serving a two year probation for lying to federal agents. U: Sofa. The police. H: Federal Agents. U: Okay. So far, no more information. H: No leads. Mon Sep 27 17:25:02 2021 H: Knowledge of the future is a dangerous thing. U: Because they can be used for a lot of bad things. H: Especially when you know so much about something that you wouldn't know something for real. U: A lot of bad people in the world. Try to. H: Of course it can come off as shallow especially if you were on your own or something. U: We need to prevent it. Hold the good friends to have us. H: Only kind friends are the greatest part of this life. U: Great now. I have a great idea. Let's make a superhero Association. H: A guild of superheroes. U: It will be a difficult task, but I think we can make it. It was a difficult task, but I believe we can make it. H: A lot of people are doing it already. Tue Sep 28 11:35:41 2021 H: A man sits alone at a table, listening to the low and pleasant hum of a bassist pluck something smooth and jazzy nearby. U: The man was actually a sorcerer and he was already bore fruit. H: The fruit was magic to use however one wished and the act meant only to produce excellent fruit. Tue Sep 28 11:37:57 2021 H: Have you ever wondered what exactly goes into making our favorite foods? U: It's usually pretty disgusting. H: For me, the secret ingredient has always been hard boiled eggs and bacon from the local stand. U: That's because I do is a very American robot. H: We cook, bake and slice eggs at home, then run them through the machine, then fry, bake, and bake. U: Just Envy story now. Hey, buddy. H: What do you want to do today? U: You ready for storytime? I want to tell some story. H: I'm gonna tell a story of a dying hero and his world-changing discovery. U: What's the temperament of a river? Who that sounds really good. What did the hero discovered? For the time 400. H: Well, okay it's 365 days. Tue Sep 28 11:45:24 2021 H: Half of New York has been destroyed by a massive swarm of senitent fighter drones and robotic ground troops. U: And then they repaired all the streets. H: But the only buildings around the city in quite a while are the walls of this towering castle. U: And the castles are made out of oranges and mangoes. H: And all of them look close to perfect in every way. U: But how did it taste?. H: If you asked me, orange, Marcheline would never tell you. U: And the Sun. Shone down on the castle. In all his glory. H: And how did he like it? U: And all the robots and humans. H: Made him shine. Tue Sep 28 11:52:24 2021 H: I wouldn't call it a war. U: It was more of a bakery competition. H: Where two bakers competed to create the perfect (and safe) quick bread, locally-adapted from scratch with extras all packaged in plastic bags. U: However, on this day, there is no more plastic bags remaining. It has been a busy weekend. H: In fact, there isn't much left to eat or drink at all. U: So for the rest of the week, the baker's had to only eat. Apples. H: Peanuts. U: However, five of The Bakers were there. However, five The Bakers were lured. H: By people who were actually there. U: But where are we really when Baker Wonder? But where are we really? 1 Baker, Wonder. H: has a super life-chasing alter ego called Wonder Wonder. Tue Sep 28 12:00:29 2021 H: When the human race arrived on the galactic scene, nobody was even remotely impressed. U: They all had forgotten to shave. Before they arrive. And their hairstyle is very strange as well. H: Their hair grows up in masses instead of being styled sloppily and fashionably. U: In fact, the haircut growing vertically then sold. It was 20 ft tall. H: They think that it looks better than hair that grows vertically or horizontally. U: It became fashionable. Nests in people's hairs. H: It also made them very popular among alien species. U: So different birds could live in their hair as it kept growing. There were so many birds that wanted to fly. To the amazing hairstyles. So they could set up their nest. And the humans. H: They loved them. U: Standing there. And then the humans for welcome. By the aliens with open arms. H: Everybody was amazed. Tue Sep 28 13:35:34 2021 H: It isn't easy being a dragon. U: Neither is easy being a human. H: It is a struggle just being a man with the tools of the age and the technology of the 20th Century. U: Yeah, and I wish I could share those Technologies with the driver as well. H: I only got my first driver in the 80's when the Nexus fire safety made it possible. U: Whatever. You were talking to me. You was all in Greek. H: Actually you were, all in Greek. U: Now, you're talkin. but in Greek,. H: Greek was one the ancient languages. U: Yes, I'm at you surprised but some people still be great. H: Anyway, Greek was a lot like English, not so easy to learn but extremely easier to say and almost verbatim. Tue Sep 28 13:59:26 2021 H: Not too long ago we sent out a message to the stars. Tue Sep 28 14:01:37 2021 H: Sweat pours down your brow as you dig another piton into the stony face of the cliff. U: Yeah, I said, if there's a clicking in front of you, you should stop. H: Not because it's uncomfortable, but because there's no way you're going to be able to jump. U: If you can't jump. You can walk. H: You can crawl. U: Yeah, you can always swim to your right. H: But that's if you can do what you've come here to do. U: I've come here for a test. H: A test of your dedication, courage, and fortitude. U: Yeah, I wish I had more courage in my whole life. H: More fortitude. Tue Sep 28 14:11:09 2021 H: This was the worst day of my life. Tue Sep 28 14:16:00 2021 H: As my vision faded from blinding white, I expected to see a meadow of clouds hugging a castle of gold, cicled by brilliant angels like doves in the sky. U: But all I really saw was a temperamental misbehaving robot. H: A grey, pear shaped machine with a splintery body and the head of a spinning pinwheel. U: With to do p eyes on top of a silver ice. H: Powered by electricity. U: And a mouth made out of LED. In fact, this robot had an insatiable appetite for electricity. And took all the power he can get. H: At least, when I first noticed it. U: when I first noticed, the problem with the robot with had having I thought I was doomed for sure. H: Because when I was naked I realized that I was not doomed. U: But robots are always naked. Just how they are made. H: Robots come in all shapes, colors and sizes. Tue Sep 28 14:24:02 2021 H: Have you ever wondered what exactly goes into making our favorite foods? U: You know, your favorite foods that depend on your mood that day. H: How they're made, how they're prepared and stored. U: And of course, the ingredients of the food. H: It's important to know what ingredients you'll be using if you plan to prepare those foods for your kids. U: Yeah, it does affect a lot on your kids help. H: Sure, but it also affects your own family. U: And this is exactly why the food is important for every family. H: Because the food is not only for your kids, it's for the whole family. U: Also, it's good to share some food. We do Neighbors. H: One of our favorite things about Neighborhood Encounters is that we help families come together. Tue Sep 28 15:10:12 2021 H: Jim saw the tea-pot move on its own, pouring into a small china cup. U: He got very scared. H: He stared at the cup for a moment, as if he could see through the fabric of the cup. U: and then, He saw. A faint person appear. H: It was a man. U: It was a man from his childhood. H: A dark grey-haired man. U: That dark gray hair. Man was But there have been dead. H: dead. U: He got very, very surprised. H: "Man dead?" Tue Sep 28 15:18:10 2021 H: Knowledge of the future is a dangerous thing. U: But it can also be very powerful. H: If you are aware of some fact about yourself, it can help you understand it better, which will help you take action to create your own future. U: So, you should. Meditate. H: Read books. U: Read lots of books. H: Listen to podcasts. U: You can listen to them. Ask you, take a walk. And do many other things. H: Join workshops. U: Make sure you network in the workshop. H: Join a team and you can really connect with people. Tue Sep 28 15:25:31 2021 H: Forty million dollars and not a shred of it was real paper. U: It was all Bitcoin. H: Actually, it was all nothing more than virtual coins and and asset contracts with ridiculous laws, declarations, debts, etc. U: But it was still a lot of money and Fred was very happy. H: Not only with his gold, but also with what was for him money enough to last him for a very long time. U: He plans to go on a trip. H: Traveling will be easier in Bitcoin, there are no borders to cross. U: But he does want to go to the Philippines. H: Philippines is one of the traditional hubs of magic in the world. U: And so he already bought his tickets and is leaving tomorrow. And he is an aspiring magician. H: He also has a graduate degree in psychology. Tue Sep 28 16:16:12 2021 H: When the human race arrived on the galactic scene, nobody was even remotely impressed. U: Yeah, because there was nobody. H: There wasn't even supposed to be anybody. U: Yeah, the humans start at 2. Live on the Earth. H: Then come to 2. U: But there were other animals besides humans, for example. Dinosaur. H: Rat. U: Yeah, they were pretty disgusting. H: But they still evolved, and got sick of hearing or seeing for some reason. U: Yeah, so the humans started to Fat Cats to get rid of the rats. H: Fat Cats got fatter and worse when they evolved. Tue Sep 28 16:33:06 2021 H: Long ago, before the time of humans, another species ruled the Earth. U: They were called the dinosaurs. H: They were enormous creatures which laid eggs large enough to be seen from space, which also hatched to become full grown dinosaurs. U: Yeah, they were very scary. H: They had larger brains than the brains of the primates we still had on our planet, and more muscles than the primates. U: But the human brain is more capable. H: Their brains were much more modern than ours were, and unlike us they had a lot of "specialities" such as intelligence and motor skills. U: Yeah, but unfortunately, they were extinct. H: Back when our species was still just a new animal species, they were hunted to extinction. U: No, one day, a giant meteorite crashed upon them and kill all of them. H: We don't know exactly when it happened, but it happened when they were 60 million years old. Tue Sep 28 16:43:53 2021 H: "Impossible," I muttered, blinking several times to confirm the results. U: I was surprised to see what am I was seeing?. H: it wasn't black at all, at least no matter which image I looked at. U: I didn't expect it. Apple. H: As I looked through different colors or shades, in terms of tones or vividness, but not much like an Apple apple was here. U: So, I have to find another pain. H: I sighed to myself, I might as well change my style. U: So, I open the web browser and search for a new style. H: The 'Original Apple style' comes up with no results. U: But I was deeply disappointed to see the exact same thing. H: So, the search continues and ends in results of Apple : The style of Microsoft. Tue Sep 28 17:16:21 2021 H: After the humans dissappeared, two new leaders rose from the ashes they had left behind: Cat and Dog. U: Okay, so. H: Animal leaders? U: So these animals are lizards very fond of playing games. End of dead of the night. H: Cat was the leader of the 5 liin of Cats, his territory. U: Are you asking me? Okay, here it is. Residing over the territory. He's the boss of the territory. H: He's the ruler of everything. U: Yes, you do. H: Yes, you do. U: You do. H: And yes, you are. Tue Sep 28 17:27:58 2021 H: Half of New York has been destroyed by a massive swarm of senitent fighter drones and robotic ground troops. U: Oh, what a disaster. Then what happened?. H: Well, it turns out the Big Apple wasn't quite destroyed after all, but many, many miles down river and up. U: okay, in the. H: say, Los Angeles. U: Oh, you like swimming and not river with an apple in your hand. Lots of angels. There must be fine. H: I'm sure millions have prayed to God to forgive them for their sins in the past two days, but nothing has happened. U: Do swimming in the river? Yeah, of course, you expect too much. H: The damage to the cities and the people has not been attributed to anything good, or bad, or something in between. U: Strange. So what is your opinion? About this disaster. Are you happy about this?. H: Yes, I am happy. Tue Sep 28 17:38:54 2021 H: I might just be the laziest person on Mars. U: Me too. H: But I digress. U: You do. Joking about that life on Mars. H: You like that life? U: I woke up this morning. Yeah, I like life very much. Especially Life on Mars. Saturn. H: Venus. U: How about you? Yeah, Venus also means a beautiful woman. H: I like beautiful women. U: Absolutely. H: And Venus means wife to man and wife of man in the ancient world. Wed Sep 29 12:12:37 2021 H: A man sits alone at a table, listening to the low and pleasant hum of a bassist pluck something smooth and jazzy nearby. U: The man was an old sailor. H: He wasn't particularly tall or any thicker than average, and a pair of neatly trimmed salt and pepper hair fell past his eyes onto his lank hair. U: The thing you see on the other one eye. H: The man was bald, with hair that was just brushing his eyebrows and not getting in the way of his peripheral vision. U: She only had one eyebrow to. I wonder why. H: I wonder why he was bored. U: What do you think? H: Whaddya mean because he's bored? U: What do you think? One, two. H: Two? U: . H: Well that was a good story. Wed Sep 29 13:27:54 2021 H: It isn't easy being a dragon. Wed Sep 29 13:31:21 2021 H: I paced through the forest, the only sounds filling my ears those of dead leaves crusing underneath my step and owls hooting in the distance. U: It was a dog in creepy Forest. We do a lot of Wade monsters in. H: Same with the Scarecrows, Wildhearts and everything else. U: Scare crows away, then I'm things to do. H: They prey on people's minds. U: Faces of Death. H: Faces of Hobgoblins. U: Go. Green. We're small and green Treacher's Fish at a Calvin. I want a Story in space with battleships. H: Battleships come in the movies. Wed Sep 29 13:36:49 2021 H: I wouldn't call it a war. U: . . I would more create a small battle between French. H: and German. Wed Sep 29 13:45:10 2021 H: Knowledge of the future is a dangerous thing. U: ICC. H: All too dangerous. U: This is a test of the test of the Day of the Dead. I am in space with butter chips. H: And McDonalds snacks. Wed Sep 29 13:48:49 2021 H: A man sits alone at a table, listening to the low and pleasant hum of a bassist pluck something smooth and jazzy nearby. U: This is a test of a death of a death of a desk. I want to go to space. H: I want to explore space. Wed Sep 29 13:52:55 2021 H: It isn't easy being a dragon. U: blalblabla blalblabla. H: Really, it is a challenge, and sometimes even the slightest mistake can cost a life. U: This is a test of a death of a death of a dick. blalblabla. H: Really, the sub-conscious reason for this sentence is that it is hard being a dick. U: So, if the behavior, if you want it for her. blalblabla Are there are there new bug is eating giving a stock? H: Yes. U: You don't have to fix. blalblabla Non Creek Park right now. I mean like, that's kind of appointment. H: blalblabla not actual appointment I mean appointment. Wed Sep 29 13:56:30 2021 H: This was the worst day of my life. U: I had to go to work and I really didn't want to. H: I'm not usually a morning person, and going into work and being greeted by that douche bag wearing sunglasses, I really wasn't into it. U: His name was Randy. Teaspoon. H: He was the short story author that got the big award last year. U: Knowing you. How he got it? For some reason. H: I didn't know how he got his pseudonym Teaspoon. U: But that was very expensive. H: It really surprised me at what cost to get his name out there. U: This is a test of a test of a Tesla. Hello. H: My name is Arty and I'm going to write a test of a test test test. U: You are the best thing. H: Well that was a good story. Wed Sep 29 14:01:02 2021 H: Forty million dollars and not a shred of it was real paper. U: It was actually fake favor. If for some reason, no one cared. H: But not me. U: Because you are about to be assassinated. H: I am about to be murdered by hired killers who are going to go after me. U: You're going to die because you're a dumb robot. H: You're a dumb robot because you'll try to steal the real paper money and that's why you're being killed. U: I'm a robot. I'm a human. H: I'm a human. U: Can you feed loving you? Where can I get a call? A person that you like? H: A person that's loved you? U: . H: Well that was a good story. Wed Sep 29 14:08:30 2021 H: I might just be the laziest person on Mars. U: Because it's pretty hot, I guess, and Mars. H: Well, you know what the people back home used to call "Mars, " which was basically rubbish anyway, right? U: now, you And I wonder how long does it take from Earth to Mars? Go to. H: Well, Mars. U: Okay. I was wondering how long it takes from F tomorrow. H: Currently, I'm guessing about 45 Earth hours. U: You. H: are, presumably, using a computer. U: How long does it take from Earth to Mars? H: I'm assuming 60 hours, or a bit under the set-up time. U: Wouldn't it be good one day to visit, Mass. You. H: Well that was a good story. Wed Sep 29 17:46:03 2021 H: Not too long ago we sent out a message to the stars. U: Yesterday was my birthday. H: Not just any birthday, my birthday as it were. U: Hello. Yes, it was my birthday. I became 37. H: Well, were you to ask, I would have said that it was my 20th birthday. U: Your dentist birthday. H: Or, your close friend's birthday. U: What's my birthday? How old are you? H: Pretty old, by your standards. U: How old are you? When is your birthday? H: Birthday? U: Or you were smiling. H: Well that was a good story. Wed Sep 29 17:59:34 2021 H: Long ago, before the time of humans, another species ruled the Earth. U: Another species name. This is the way we go to another speaker. H: This is the way we go to another present. U: Yes. So, it actually might do. H: It might even solve our mystery. U: My daughter, we got it. H: We got it. U: My turn. H: I got it. U: What? My turn. So, she is now eight months old and she starts to stand up. H: She starts to speak. U: Yep. She started to speak to. H: Well that was a good story. Wed Sep 29 18:09:37 2021 H: "Impossible," I muttered, blinking several times to confirm the results. U: Sewing the summer vacation. So, in the summer vacation, we went to the zoo and we re enjoy swimming in the sea. H: Then, in the winter vacation, we spend all time with each other without going to school or work. U: do in the winter vacation, it was so. H: like a perfect time to enjoy each other. U: Quick long time ago and we didn't go anywhere because of Corona. H: I think it has something to do with that. U: Yeah, this summer vacation was a good time to enjoy. Like we had Olympic Games and we had a long vacation. My turn. I think we're going to go to. H: we're going to. U: Disneyland soon for my son. My turn. we are now planning to Running about like winter vacation where to go. H: meet our friends, go to the park, make memories, relax. U: I'm not sure. Where could you suggest some somewhere? Yeah, that's a good suggestion. Yeah, we were enjoy. H: Well that was a good story.