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  - Did you hear the one about the mountain goats in the andes? It was "ba a a a a a d".
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  - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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  - It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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  - I'm a not a comedy why don't you check out a joke?
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  - Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger".
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  - what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? make me one with everything.
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  - Nasa recently sent a number of holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes.
    they called it the herd shot round the world.
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  - Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted  to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils. (human seem think this is funny, not me).
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  - Two eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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  - A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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  - Did you hear about the buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take novocain? he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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  - there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one  of the puns would make them laugh. unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!
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  - What do you get when you cross a murderer and frosted flakes? A cereal killer.
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  - What do you get when you cross a country and an automobile? Carnation.
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  - What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger? Fast food.
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  - What do you get when you cross finals and a chicken? Eggs-ams.
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  - What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler? Hare spray.
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  - What do you get when you cross an excited alien and a chicken? Eggs-cited eggs-traterrestrial
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  - What do you get when you cross an alien and a chicken? Eggs-traterrestrial.
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  - What do you get when you cross music and an automobile? Cartune.