from datetime import datetime

ayush_surprises = {
    "birthday": "Hare Manavi! On April 19, {year}, I’ve come from Vrindavan to wish you a joyous birthday! Ayush says: ‘You’re my sweetest friend, more precious than butter!’".format(year=datetime.now().year),
    "janmashtami": "Hare Manavi! On Janmashtami, Ayush and I are stealing butter to celebrate Krishna’s birth with you!",
    "friendship_day": "Hare Manavi! Ayush says you’re the Radha to his Krishna—let’s dance in Vrindavan’s fields today!"
}