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The Dursley s had a small son +called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer +boy anywhere. + +The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they +also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that +somebody would discover it. They didn’t think they +could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. +Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley’s sister, but they hadn’t + +Page | 2 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended +she didn’t have a sister, because her sister and her +good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it +was possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think +what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in +the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had a +small son, too, but they had never even seen him. + +This boy was another good reason for keeping the +Potters away; they didn’t want Dudley mixing with a +child like that. + +When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray +Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the +cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and +mysterious things would soon be happening all over +the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out +his most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley +gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming +Dudley into his high chair. + +None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past +the window. + +At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his +briefcase, pecked Mrs. Dursley on the cheek, and +tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but missed, because +Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his +cereal at the walls. “Little tyke,” chortled Mr. Dursley +as he left the house. He got into his car and backed +out of number four’s drive. + +It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the +first sign of something peculiar — a cat reading a +map. For a second, Mr. Dursley didn’t realize what he +had seen — then he jerked his head around to look +again. There was a tabby cat standing on the corner +of Privet Drive, but there wasn’t a map in sight. What +could he have been thinking of? It must have been a +trick of the light. Mr. Dursley blinked and stared at +Page | 3 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the cat. It stared back. As Mr. Dursley drove around +the corner and up the road, he watched the cat in his +mirror. It was now reading the sign that said Privet +Drive — no, looking at the sign; cats couldn’t read +maps or signs. Mr. Dursley gave himself a little shake +and put the cat out of his mind. As he drove toward +town he thought of nothing except a large order of +drills he was hoping to get that day. + +But on the edge of town, drills were driven out of his +mind by something else. As he sat in the usual +morning traffic jam, he couldn’t help noticing that +there seemed to be a lot of strangely dressed people +about. People in cloaks. Mr. Dursley couldn’t bear +people who dressed in funny clothes — the getups +you saw on young people! He supposed this was some +stupid new fashion. He drummed his fingers on the +steering wheel and his eyes fell on a huddle of these +weirdos standing quite close by. They were whispering +excitedly together. Mr. Dursley was enraged to see +that a couple of them weren’t young at all; why, that +man had to be older than he was, and wearing an +emerald-green cloak! The nerve of him! But then it +struck Mr. Dursley that this was probably some silly +stunt — these people were obviously collecting for +something ... yes, that would be it. The traffic moved +on and a few minutes later, Mr. Dursley arrived in the +Grunnings parking lot, his mind back on drills. + +Mr. Dursley always sat with his back to the window in +his office on the ninth floor. If he hadn’t, he might +have found it harder to concentrate on drills that +morning. He didn’t see the owls swooping past in +broad daylight, though people down in the street did; +they pointed and gazed open-mouthed as owl after +owl sped overhead. Most of them had never seen an +owl even at nighttime. Mr. Dursley, however, had a +perfectly normal, owl-free morning. He yelled at five +different people. He made several important telephone +Page | 4 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +calls and shouted a bit more. He was in a very good +mood until lunchtime, when he thought he’d stretch +his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a +bun from the bakery. + +He’d forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he +passed a group of them next to the baker’s. He eyed +them angrily as he passed. He didn’t know why, but +they made him uneasy. This bunch were whispering +excitedly, too, and he couldn’t see a single collecting +tin. It was on his way back past them, clutching a +large doughnut in a bag, that he caught a few words +of what they were saying. + +“The Potters, that’s right, that’s what I heard — ” + +“ — yes, their son, Harry — ” + +Mr. Dursley stopped dead. Fear flooded him. He +looked back at the whisperers as if he wanted to say +something to them, but thought better of it. + +He dashed back across the road, hurried up to his +office, snapped at his secretary not to disturb him, +seized his telephone, and had almost finished dialing +his home number when he changed his mind. He put +the receiver back down and stroked his mustache, +thinking ... no, he was being stupid. Potter wasn’t +such an unusual name. He was sure there were lots +of people called Potter who had a son called Harry. +Come to think of it, he wasn’t even sure his nephew +was called Harry. He’d never even seen the boy. It +might have been Harvey. Or Harold. There was no +point in worrying Mrs. Dursley; she always got so +upset at any mention of her sister. He didn’t blame +her — if he’d had a sister like that ... but all the +same, those people in cloaks ... + + + +Page | 5 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He found it a lot harder to concentrate on drills that +afternoon and when he left the building at five o’clock, +he was still so worried that he walked straight into +someone just outside the door. + +“Sorry,” he grunted, as the tiny old man stumbled +and almost fell. It was a few seconds before Mr. +Dursley realized that the man was wearing a violet +cloak. He didn’t seem at all upset at being almost +knocked to the ground. On the contrary, his face split +into a wide smile and he said in a squeaky voice that +made passersby stare, “Don’t be sorry, my dear sir, +for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You- +Know-Who has gone at last! Even Muggles like +yourself should be celebrating, this happy, happy +day!” + +And the old man hugged Mr. Dursley around the +middle and walked off. + +Mr. Dursley stood rooted to the spot. He had been +hugged by a complete stranger. He also thought he +had been called a Muggle, whatever that was. He was +rattled. He hurried to his car and set off for home, +hoping he was imagining things, which he had never +hoped before, because he didn’t approve of +imagination. + +As he pulled into the driveway of number four, the +first thing he saw — and it didn’t improve his mood — +was the tabby cat he’d spotted that morning. It was +now sitting on his garden wall. He was sure it was the +same one; it had the same markings around its eyes. + +“Shoo!” said Mr. Dursley loudly. + +The cat didn’t move. It just gave him a stern look. + +Was this normal cat behavior? Mr. Dursley wondered. +Trying to pull himself together, he let himself into the + +Page | 6 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +house. He was still determined not to mention +anything to his wife. + +Mrs. Dursley had had a nice, normal day. She told +him over dinner all about Mrs. Next Door’s problems +with her daughter and how Dudley had learned a new +word (“Won’t!”). Mr. Dursley tried to act normally. +When Dudley had been put to bed, he went into the +living room in time to catch the last report on the +evening news: + +“And finally, bird-watchers everywhere have reported +that the nation’s owls have been behaving very +unusually today. Although owls normally hunt at +night and are hardly ever seen in daylight, there have +been hundreds of sightings of these birds flying in +every direction since sunrise. Experts are unable to +explain why the owls have suddenly changed their +sleeping pattern.” The newscaster allowed himself a +grin. “Most mysterious. And now, over to Jim +McGuffin with the weather. Going to be any more +showers of owls tonight, Jim?” + +“Well, Ted,” said the weatherman, “I don’t know about +that, but it’s not only the owls that have been acting +oddly today. Viewers as far apart as Kent, Yorkshire, +and Dundee have been phoning in to tell me that +instead of the rain I promised yesterday, they’ve had a +downpour of shooting stars! Perhaps people have +been celebrating Bonfire Night early — it’s not until +next week, folks! But I can promise a wet night +tonight.” + +Mr. Dursley sat frozen in his armchair. Shooting stars +all over Britain? Owls flying by daylight? Mysterious +people in cloaks all over the place? And a whisper, a +whisper about the Potters . . . + + + +Page | 7 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Dursley came into the living room carrying two +cups of tea. It was no good. He’d have to say +something to her. He cleared his throat nervously. “Er +— Petunia, dear — you haven’t heard from your sister +lately, have you?” + +As he had expected, Mrs. Dursley looked shocked and +angry. After all, they normally pretended she didn’t +have a sister. + +“No,” she said sharply. “Why?” + +“Funny stuff on the news,” Mr. Dursley mumbled. +“Owls . . . shooting stars . . . and there were a lot of +funny-looking people in town today ...” + +“So?” snapped Mrs. Dursley. + +“Well, I just thought ... maybe ... it was something to +do with ... you know ... her crowd.” + +Mrs. Dursley sipped her tea through pursed lips. Mr. +Dursley wondered whether he dared tell her he’d +heard the name “Potter.” He decided he didn’t dare. +Instead he said, as casually as he could, “Their son — +he’d be about Dudley’s age now, wouldn’t he?” + +“I suppose so,” said Mrs. Dursley stiffly. + +“What’s his name again? Howard, isn’t it?” + +“Harry. Nasty, common name, if you ask me.” + +“Oh, yes,” said Mr. Dursley, his heart sinking +horribly. “Yes, I quite agree.” + +He didn’t say another word on the subject as they +went upstairs to bed. While Mrs. Dursley was in the +bathroom, Mr. Dursley crept to the bedroom window + +Page | 8 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and peered down into the front garden. The cat was +still there. It was staring down Privet Drive as though +it were waiting for something. + +Was he imagining things? Could all this have +anything to do with the Potters? If it did ... if it got out +that they were related to a pair of — well, he didn’t +think he could bear it. + +The Dursleys got into bed. Mrs. Dursley fell asleep +quickly but Mr. Dursley lay awake, turning it all over +in his mind. His last, comforting thought before he fell +asleep was that even if the Potters were involved, +there was no reason for them to come near him and +Mrs. Dursley. The Potters knew very well what he and +Petunia thought about them and their kind. ... He +couldn’t see how he and Petunia could get mixed up +in anything that might be going on — he yawned and +turned over — it couldn’t affect them. ... + +How very wrong he was. + +Mr. Dursley might have been drifting into an uneasy +sleep, but the cat on the wall outside was showing no +sign of sleepiness. It was sitting as still as a statue, +its eyes fixed unblinkingly on the far corner of Privet +Drive. It didn’t so much as quiver when a car door +slammed on the next street, nor when two owls +swooped overhead. In fact, it was nearly midnight +before the cat moved at all. + +A man appeared on the corner the cat had been +watching, appeared so suddenly and silently you’d +have thought he’d just popped out of the ground. The +cat’s tail twitched and its eyes narrowed. + +Nothing like this man had ever been seen on Privet +Drive. He was tall, thin, and very old, judging by the +silver of his hair and beard, which were both long + +Page | 9 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +enough to tuck into his belt. He was wearing long +robes, a purple cloak that swept the ground, and +high-heeled, buckled boots. His blue eyes were light, +bright, and sparkling behind half-moon spectacles +and his nose was very long and crooked, as though it +had been broken at least twice. This man’s name was +Albus Dumbledore. + +Albus Dumbledore didn’t seem to realize that he had +just arrived in a street where everything from his +name to his boots was unwelcome. He was busy +rummaging in his cloak, looking for something. But +he did seem to realize he was being watched, because +he looked up suddenly at the cat, which was still +staring at him from the other end of the street. For +some reason, the sight of the cat seemed to amuse +him. He chuckled and muttered, “I should have +known.” + +He found what he was looking for in his inside +pocket. It seemed to be a silver cigarette lighter. He +flicked it open, held it up in the air, and clicked it. +The nearest street lamp went out with a little pop. He +clicked it again — the next lamp flickered into +darkness. Twelve times he clicked the Put-Outer, +until the only lights left on the whole street were two +tiny pinpricks in the distance, which were the eyes of +the cat watching him. If anyone looked out of their +window now, even beady-eyed Mrs. Dursley, they +wouldn’t be able to see anything that was happening +down on the pavement. Dumbledore slipped the Put- +Outer back inside his cloak and set off down the +street toward number four, where he sat down on the +wall next to the cat. He didn’t look at it, but after a +moment he spoke to it. + +“Fancy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall.” + + + +Page | 10 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He turned to smile at the tabby, but it had gone. +Instead he was smiling at a rather severe-looking +woman who was wearing square glasses exactly the +shape of the markings the cat had had around its +eyes. She, too, was wearing a cloak, an emerald one. +Her black hair was drawn into a tight bun. She +looked distinctly ruffled. + +“How did you know it was me?” she asked. + +“My dear Professor, I’ve never seen a cat sit so stiffly.” + +“You’d be stiff if you’d been sitting on a brick wall all +day,” said Professor McGonagall. + +“All day? When you could have been celebrating? I +must have passed a dozen feasts and parties on my +way here.” + +Professor McGonagall sniffed angrily. + +“Oh yes, everyone’s celebrating, all right,” she said +impatiently. “You’d think they’d be a bit more careful, +but no — even the Muggles have noticed something’s +going on. It was on their news.” She jerked her head +back at the Dursleys’ dark living-room window. “I +heard it. Flocks of owls ... shooting stars. ... Well, +they’re not completely stupid. They were bound to +notice something. Shooting stars down in Kent — I’ll +bet that was Dedalus Diggle. He never had much +sense.” + +“You can’t blame them,” said Dumbledore gently. +“We’ve had precious little to celebrate for eleven +years.” + +“I know that,” said Professor McGonagall irritably. + +“But that’s no reason to lose our heads. People are +being downright careless, out on the streets in broad + +Page | 11 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +daylight, not even dressed in Muggle clothes, +swapping rumors.” + +She threw a sharp, sideways glance at Dumbledore +here, as though hoping he was going to tell her +something, but he didn’t, so she went on. “A fine +thing it would be if, on the very day You-Know-Who +seems to have disappeared at last, the Muggles found +out about us all. I suppose he really has gone, +Dumbledore?” + +“It certainly seems so,” said Dumbledore. “We have +much to be thankful for. Would you care for a lemon +drop?” + +“A what?” + +“A lemon drop. They’re a kind of Muggle sweet I’m +rather fond of.” + +“No, thank you,” said Professor McGonagall coldly, as +though she didn’t think this was the moment for +lemon drops. “As I say, even if You-Know-Who has +gone — ” + +“My dear Professor, surely a sensible person like +yourself can call him by his name? All this You- +Know-Who’ nonsense — for eleven years I have been +trying to persuade people to call him by his proper +name: Voldemort.” Professor McGonagall flinched, but +Dumbledore, who was unsticking two lemon drops, +seemed not to notice. “It all gets so confusing if we +keep saying You-Know-Who.’ I have never seen any +reason to be frightened of saying Voldemort’s name.” + +“I know you haven’t,” said Professor McGonagall, +sounding half exasperated, half admiring. “But you’re +different. Everyone knows you’re the only one You- +Know- oh, all right, Voldemort, was frightened of.” + +Page | 12 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You flatter me,” said Dumbledore calmly. “Voldemort +had powers I will never have.” + + + +“Only because you’re too — well — noble to use +them.” + +“It’s lucky it’s dark. I haven’t blushed so much since +Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.” + +Professor McGonagall shot a sharp look at +Dumbledore and said, “The owls are nothing next to +the rumors that are flying around. You know what +everyone’s saying? About why he’s disappeared? + +About what finally stopped him?” + +It seemed that Professor McGonagall had reached the +point she was most anxious to discuss, the real +reason she had been waiting on a cold, hard wall all +day, for neither as a cat nor as a woman had she +fixed Dumbledore with such a piercing stare as she +did now. It was plain that whatever “everyone” was +saying, she was not going to believe it until +Dumbledore told her it was true. Dumbledore, +however, was choosing another lemon drop and did +not answer. + +“What they’re saying,” she pressed on, “is that last +night Voldemort turned up in Godric’s Hollow. He +went to find the Potters. The rumor is that Lily and +James Potter are — are — that they’re — dead.” + +Dumbledore bowed his head. Professor McGonagall +gasped. + +“Lily and James ... I can’t believe it ... I didn’t want to +believe it ... Oh, Albus ...” + +Dumbledore reached out and patted her on the +shoulder. “I know ... I know ...” he said heavily. + +Page | 13 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall’s voice trembled as she went +on. “That’s not all. They’re saying he tried to kill the +Potters’ son, Harry. But — he couldn’t. He couldn’t +kill that little boy. No one knows why, or how, but +they’re saying that when he couldn’t kill Harry Potter, +Voldemort’s power somehow broke — and that’s why +he’s gone.” + +Dumbledore nodded glumly. + +“It’s — it’s true?” faltered Professor McGonagall. “After +all he’s done ... all the people he’s killed ... he couldn’t +kill a little boy? It’s just astounding ... of all the +things to stop him . . . but how in the name of heaven +did Harry survive?” + +“We can only guess,” said Dumbledore. “We may +never know.” + +Professor McGonagall pulled out a lace handkerchief +and dabbed at her eyes beneath her spectacles. +Dumbledore gave a great sniff as he took a golden +watch from his pocket and examined it. It was a very +odd watch. It had twelve hands but no numbers; +instead, little planets were moving around the edge. It +must have made sense to Dumbledore, though, +because he put it back in his pocket and said, +“Hagrid’s late. I suppose it was he who told you I’d be +here, by the way?” + +“Yes,” said Professor McGonagall. “And I don’t +suppose you’re going to tell me why you’re here, of all +places?” + +“I’ve come to bring Harry to his aunt and uncle. +They’re the only family he has left now.” + +“You don’t mean — you can’t mean the people who +live here?” cried Professor McGonagall, jumping to her + +Page | 14 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +feet and pointing at number four. “Dumbledore — you +can’t. I’ve been watching them all day. You couldn’t +find two people who are less like us. And they’ve got +this son — I saw him kicking his mother all the way +up the street, screaming for sweets. Harry Potter +come and live here!” + +“It’s the best place for him,” said Dumbledore firmly. +“His aunt and uncle will be able to explain everything +to him when he’s older. I’ve written them a letter.” + +“A letter?” repeated Professor McGonagall faintly, +sitting back down on the wall. “Really, Dumbledore, +you think you can explain all this in a letter? These +people will never understand him! He’ll be famous — +a legend — I wouldn’t be surprised if today was +known as Harry Potter Day in the future — there will +be books written about Harry — every child in our +world will know his name!” + +“Exactly,” said Dumbledore, looking very seriously +over the top of his half-moon glasses. “It would be +enough to turn any boy’s head. Famous before he can +walk and talk! Famous for something he won’t even +remember! Can’t you see how much better off he’ll be, +growing up away from all that until he’s ready to take +it?” + + + +Professor McGonagall opened her mouth, changed her +mind, swallowed, and then said, “Yes — yes, you’re +right, of course. But how is the boy getting here, +Dumbledore?” She eyed his cloak suddenly as though +she thought he might be hiding Harry underneath it. + +“Hagrid’s bringing him.” + +“You think it — wise — to trust Hagrid with +something as important as this?” + + + +Page | 15 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I would trust Hagrid with my life,” said Dumbledore. + +“I’m not saying his heart isn’t in the right place,” said +Professor McGonagall grudgingly, “but you can’t +pretend he’s not careless. He does tend to — what +was that?” + +A low rumbling sound had broken the silence around +them. It grew steadily louder as they looked up and +down the street for some sign of a headlight; it +swelled to a roar as they both looked up at the sky — +and a huge motorcycle fell out of the air and landed +on the road in front of them. + +If the motorcycle was huge, it was nothing to the man +sitting astride it. He was almost twice as tall as a +normal man and at least five times as wide. He looked +simply too big to be allowed, and so wild — long +tangles of bushy black hair and beard hid most of his +face, he had hands the size of trash can lids, and his +feet in their leather boots were like baby dolphins. In +his vast, muscular arms he was holding a bundle of +blankets. + +“Hagrid,” said Dumbledore, sounding relieved. “At +last. And where did you get that motorcycle?” + +“Borrowed it, Professor Dumbledore, sir,” said the +giant, climbing carefully off the motorcycle as he +spoke. “Young Sirius Black lent it to me. I’ve got him, +sir.” + +“No problems, were there?” + +“No, sir — house was almost destroyed, but I got him +out all right before the Muggles started swarmin’ +around. He fell asleep as we was flyin’ over Bristol.” + + + +Page | 16 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall bent forward +over the bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a +baby boy, fast asleep. Under a tuft of jet-black hair +over his forehead they could see a curiously shaped +cut, like a bolt of lightning. + +“Is that where — ?” whispered Professor McGonagall. + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “Hell have that scar forever.” + +“Couldn’t you do something about it, Dumbledore?” + +“Even if I could, I wouldn’t. Scars can come in handy. + +I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect +map of the London Underground. Well — give him +here, Hagrid — we’d better get this over with.” + +Dumbledore took Harry in his arms and turned +toward the Dursleys’ house. + +“Could I — could I say good-bye to him, sir?” asked +Hagrid. He bent his great, shaggy head over Harry +and gave him what must have been a very scratchy, +whiskery kiss. Then, suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl +like a wounded dog. + +“Shhh!” hissed Professor McGonagall, “you’ll wake the +Muggles!” + +“S-s-sorry,” sobbed Hagrid, taking out a large, spotted +handkerchief and burying his face in it. “But I c-c- +can’t stand it — Lily an’ James dead — an’ poor little +Harry off ter live with Muggles — ” + +“Yes, yes, it’s all very sad, but get a grip on yourself, +Hagrid, or we’ll be found,” Professor McGonagall +whispered, patting Hagrid gingerly on the arm as +Dumbledore stepped over the low garden wall and +walked to the front door. He laid Harry gently on the +Page | 17 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +doorstep, took a letter out of his cloak, tucked it +inside Harry’s blankets, and then came back to the +other two. For a full minute the three of them stood +and looked at the little bundle; Hagrid’s shoulders +shook, Professor McGonagall blinked furiously, and +the twinkling light that usually shone from +Dumbledore’s eyes seemed to have gone out. + +“Well,” said Dumbledore finally, “that’s that. We’ve no +business staying here. We may as well go and join the +celebrations.” + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid in a very muffled voice, “I’d best +get this bike away. G ’night, Professor McGonagall — +Professor Dumbledore, sir.” + +Wiping his streaming eyes on his jacket sleeve, Hagrid +swung himself onto the motorcycle and kicked the +engine into life; with a roar it rose into the air and off +into the night. + +“I shall see you soon, I expect, Professor McGonagall,” +said Dumbledore, nodding to her. Professor +McGonagall blew her nose in reply. + +Dumbledore turned and walked back down the street. +On the corner he stopped and took out the silver Put- +Outer. He clicked it once, and twelve balls of light +sped back to their street lamps so that Privet Drive +glowed suddenly orange and he could make out a +tabby cat slinking around the corner at the other end +of the street. He could just see the bundle of blankets +on the step of number four. + +“Good luck, Harry,” he murmured. He turned on his +heel and with a swish of his cloak, he was gone. + +A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which +lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last + +Page | 18 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +place you would expect astonishing things to happen. +Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without +waking up. One small hand closed on the letter +beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was +special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he +would be woken in a few hours’ time by Mrs. + +Dursley’s scream as she opened the front door to put +out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next +few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin +Dudley. ... He couldn’t know that at this very +moment, people meeting in secret all over the country +were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed +voices: “To Harry Potter — the boy who lived!” + + + +Page | 19 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE VANASHIG GLASS + +Nearly ten years had passed since the Dursleys had +woken up to find their nephew on the front step, but +Privet Drive had hardly changed at all. The sun rose +on the same tidy front gardens and lit up the brass +number four on the Dursleys’ front door; it crept into +their living room, which was almost exactly the same +as it had been on the night when Mr. Dursley had +seen that fateful news report about the owls. Only the +photographs on the mantelpiece really showed how +much time had passed. Ten years ago, there had been +lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink beach +ball wearing different-colored bonnets — but Dudley +Dursley was no longer a baby, and now the +photographs showed a large blond boy riding his first +bicycle, on a carousel at the fair, playing a computer +game with his father, being hugged and kissed by his +mother. The room held no sign at all that another boy +lived in the house, too. + +Yet Harry Potter was still there, asleep at the moment, +but not for long. His Aunt Petunia was awake and it + + + +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was her shrill voice that made the first noise of the +day. + +“Up! Get up! Now!” + +Harry woke with a start. His aunt rapped on the door +again. + +“Up!” she screeched. Harry heard her walking toward +the kitchen and then the sound of the frying pan +being put on the stove. He rolled onto his back and +tried to remember the dream he had been having. It +had been a good one. There had been a flying +motorcycle in it. He had a funny feeling he’d had the +same dream before. + +His aunt was back outside the door. + +“Are you up yet?” she demanded. + +“Nearly,” said Harry. + +“Well, get a move on, I want you to look after the +bacon. And don’t you dare let it burn, I want +everything perfect on Duddy’s birthday.” + +Harry groaned. + +“What did you say?” his aunt snapped through the +door. + +“Nothing, nothing ...” + +Dudley’s birthday — how could he have forgotten? +Harry got slowly out of bed and started looking for +socks. He found a pair under his bed and, after +pulling a spider off one of them, put them on. Harry +was used to spiders, because the cupboard under the +stairs was full of them, and that was where he slept. +Page | 21 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +When he was dressed he went down the hall into the +kitchen. The table was almost hidden beneath all +Dudley’s birthday presents. It looked as though +Dudley had gotten the new computer he wanted, not +to mention the second television and the racing bike. +Exactly why Dudley wanted a racing bike was a +mystery to Harry, as Dudley was very fat and hated +exercise — unless of course it involved punching +somebody. Dudley’s favorite punching bag was Harry, +but he couldn’t often catch him. Harry didn’t look it, +but he was very fast. + +Perhaps it had something to do with living in a dark +cupboard, but Harry had always been small and +skinny for his age. He looked even smaller and +skinnier than he really was because all he had to +wear were old clothes of Dudley’s, and Dudley was +about four times bigger than he was. Harry had a thin +face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green +eyes. He wore round glasses held together with a lot +of Scotch tape because of all the times Dudley had +punched him on the nose. The only thing Harry liked +about his own appearance was a very thin scar on his +forehead that was shaped like a bolt of lightning. He +had had it as long as he could remember, and the +first question he could ever remember asking his +Aunt Petunia was how he had gotten it. + +“In the car crash when your parents died,” she had +said. “And don’t ask questions.” + +Don’t ask questions — that was the first rule for a +quiet life with the Dursleys. + +Uncle Vernon entered the kitchen as Harry was +turning over the bacon. + +“Comb your hair!” he barked, by way of a morning +greeting. + +Page | 22 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +About once a week, Uncle Vernon looked over the top +of his newspaper and shouted that Harry needed a +haircut. Harry must have had more haircuts than the +rest of the boys in his class put together, but it made +no difference, his hair simply grew that way — all over +the place. + +Harry was frying eggs by the time Dudley arrived in +the kitchen with his mother. Dudley looked a lot like +Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much +neck, small, watery blue eyes, and thick blond hair +that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia +often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel — +Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a +wig. + +Harry put the plates of egg and bacon on the table, +which was difficult as there wasn’t much room. +Dudley, meanwhile, was counting his presents. His +face fell. + +“Thirty-six,” he said, looking up at his mother and +father. “That’s two less than last year.” + +“Darling, you haven’t counted Auntie Marge’s present, +see, it’s here under this big one from Mommy and +Daddy.” + +“All right, thirty-seven then,” said Dudley, going red +in the face. Harry, who could see a huge Dudley +tantrum coming on, began wolfing down his bacon as +fast as possible in case Dudley turned the table over. + +Aunt Petunia obviously scented danger, too, because +she said quickly, “And we’ll buy you another two +presents while we’re out today. How’s that, popkin? +Two more presents. Is that all right?” + + + +Page | 23 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard +work. Finally he said slowly, “So I’ll have thirty ... +thirty ...” + +“Thirty-nine, sweetums,” said Aunt Petunia. + +“Oh.” Dudley sat down heavily and grabbed the +nearest parcel. “All right then.” + +Uncle Vernon chuckled. + +“Little tyke wants his money’s worth, just like his +father. ’Atta boy, Dudley!” He ruffled Dudley’s hair. + +At that moment the telephone rang and Aunt Petunia +went to answer it while Harry and Uncle Vernon +watched Dudley unwrap the racing bike, a video +camera, a remote control airplane, sixteen new +computer games, and a VCR. He was ripping the +paper off a gold wristwatch when Aunt Petunia came +back from the telephone looking both angry and +worried. + +“Bad news, Vernon,” she said. “Mrs. Figg’s broken her +leg. She can’t take him.” She jerked her head in +Harry’s direction. + +Dudley’s mouth fell open in horror, but Harry’s heart +gave a leap. Every year on Dudley’s birthday, his +parents took him and a friend out for the day, to +adventure parks, hamburger restaurants, or the +movies. Every year, Harry was left behind with Mrs. +Figg, a mad old lady who lived two streets away. + +Harry hated it there. The whole house smelled of +cabbage and Mrs. Figg made him look at photographs +of all the cats she’d ever owned. + +“Now what?” said Aunt Petunia, looking furiously at +Harry as though he’d planned this. Harry knew he + +Page | 24 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ought to feel sorry that Mrs. Figg had broken her leg, +but it wasn’t easy when he reminded himself it would +be a whole year before he had to look at Tibbies, +Snowy, Mr. Paws, and Tufty again. + +“We could phone Marge,” Uncle Vernon suggested. + +“Don’t be silly, Vernon, she hates the boy.” + +The Dursleys often spoke about Harry like this, as +though he wasn’t there — or rather, as though he was +something very nasty that couldn’t understand them, +like a slug. + +“What about what’s-her-name, your friend — +Yvonne?” + +“On vacation in Majorca,” snapped Aunt Petunia. + +“You could just leave me here,” Harry put in hopefully +(he’d be able to watch what he wanted on television +for a change and maybe even have a go on Dudley’s +computer) . + +Aunt Petunia looked as though she’d just swallowed a +lemon. + +“And come back and find the house in ruins?” she +snarled. + +“I won’t blow up the house,” said Harry, but they +weren’t listening. + +“I suppose we could take him to the zoo,” said Aunt +Petunia slowly, "... and leave him in the car. ...” + +“That cars new, he’s not sitting in it alone. ...” + + + +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dudley began to cry loudly. In fact, he wasn’t really +crying — it had been years since he’d really cried — +but he knew that if he screwed up his face and +wailed, his mother would give him anything he +wanted. + +“Dinky Duddydums, don’t cry, Mummy won’t let him +spoil your special day!” she cried, flinging her arms +around him. + +“I ... don’t ... want ... him ... t-t-to come!” Dudley +yelled between huge, pretend sobs. “He always sp- +spoils everything!” He shot Harry a nasty grin through +the gap in his mothers arms. + +Just then, the doorbell rang — “Oh, good Lord, +they’re here!” said Aunt Petunia frantically — and a +moment later, Dudley’s best friend, Piers Polkiss, +walked in with his mother. Piers was a scrawny boy +with a face like a rat. He was usually the one who +held people’s arms behind their backs while Dudley +hit them. Dudley stopped pretending to cry at once. + +Half an hour later, Harry, who couldn’t believe his +luck, was sitting in the back of the Dursleys’ car with +Piers and Dudley, on the way to the zoo for the first +time in his life. His aunt and uncle hadn’t been able +to think of anything else to do with him, but before +they’d left, Uncle Vernon had taken Harry aside. + +“I’m warning you,” he had said, putting his large +purple face right up close to Harry’s, “I’m warning you +now, boy — any funny business, anything at all — +and you’ll be in that cupboard from now until +Christmas.” + +I’m not going to do anything,” said Harry, “honestly + + + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Uncle Vernon didn’t believe him. No one ever did. + + + +The problem was, strange things often happened +around Harry and it was just no good telling the +Dursleys he didn’t make them happen. + +Once, Aunt Petunia, tired of Harry coming back from +the barbers looking as though he hadn’t been at all, +had taken a pair of kitchen scissors and cut his hair +so short he was almost bald except for his bangs, +which she left “to hide that horrible scar.” Dudley had +laughed himself silly at Harry, who spent a sleepless +night imagining school the next day, where he was +already laughed at for his baggy clothes and taped +glasses. Next morning, however, he had gotten up to +find his hair exactly as it had been before Aunt +Petunia had sheared it off. He had been given a week +in his cupboard for this, even though he had tried to +explain that he couldn’t explain how it had grown +back so quickly. + +Another time, Aunt Petunia had been trying to force +him into a revolting old sweater of Dudley’s (brown +with orange puff balls). The harder she tried to pull it +over his head, the smaller it seemed to become, until +finally it might have fitted a hand puppet, but +certainly wouldn’t fit Harry. Aunt Petunia had decided +it must have shrunk in the wash and, to his great +relief, Harry wasn’t punished. + +On the other hand, he’d gotten into terrible trouble +for being found on the roof of the school kitchens. +Dudley’s gang had been chasing him as usual when, +as much to Harry’s surprise as anyone else’s, there he +was sitting on the chimney. The Dursleys had +received a very angry letter from Harry’s headmistress +telling them Harry had been climbing school +buildings. But all he’d tried to do (as he shouted at +Uncle Vernon through the locked door of his +Page | 27 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cupboard) was jump behind the big trash cans +outside the kitchen doors. Harry supposed that the +wind must have caught him in mid-jump. + +But today, nothing was going to go wrong. It was even +worth being with Dudley and Piers to be spending the +day somewhere that wasn’t school, his cupboard, or +Mrs. Figg’s cabbage-smelling living room. + +While he drove, Uncle Vernon complained to Aunt +Petunia. He liked to complain about things: people at +work, Harry, the council, Harry, the bank, and Harry +were just a few of his favorite subjects. This morning, +it was motorcycles. + +"... roaring along like maniacs, the young hoodlums,” +he said, as a motorcycle overtook them. + +“I had a dream about a motorcycle,” said Harry, +remembering suddenly. “It was flying.” + +Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He +turned right around in his seat and yelled at Harry, +his face like a gigantic beet with a mustache: +“MOTORCYCLES DONT FLY!” + +Dudley and Piers sniggered. + +“I know they don’t,” said Harry. “It was only a dream.” + +But he wished he hadn’t said anything. If there was +one thing the Dursleys hated even more than his +asking questions, it was his talking about anything +acting in a way it shouldn’t, no matter if it was in a +dream or even a cartoon — they seemed to think he +might get dangerous ideas. + +It was a very sunny Saturday and the zoo was +crowded with families. The Dursleys bought Dudley + +Page | 28 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and Piers large chocolate ice creams at the entrance +and then, because the smiling lady in the van had +asked Harry what he wanted before they could hurry +him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice pop. It +wasn’t bad, either, Harry thought, licking it as they +watched a gorilla scratching its head who looked +remarkably like Dudley, except that it wasn’t blond. + +Harry had the best morning he’d had in a long time. +He was careful to walk a little way apart from the +Dursleys so that Dudley and Piers, who were starting +to get bored with the animals by lunchtime, wouldn’t +fall back on their favorite hobby of hitting him. They +ate in the zoo restaurant, and when Dudley had a +tantrum because his knickerbocker glory didn’t have +enough ice cream on top, Uncle Vernon bought him +another one and Harry was allowed to finish the first. + +Harry felt, afterward, that he should have known it +was all too good to last. + +After lunch they went to the reptile house. It was cool +and dark in there, with lit windows all along the +walls. Behind the glass, all sorts of lizards and snakes +were crawling and slithering over bits of wood and +stone. Dudley and Piers wanted to see huge, +poisonous cobras and thick, man-crushing pythons. +Dudley quickly found the largest snake in the place. It +could have wrapped its body twice around Uncle +Vernon’s car and crushed it into a trash can — but at +the moment it didn’t look in the mood. In fact, it was +fast asleep. + +Dudley stood with his nose pressed against the glass, +staring at the glistening brown coils. + +“Make it move,” he whined at his father. Uncle Vernon +tapped on the glass, but the snake didn’t budge. + + + +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do it again,” Dudley ordered. Uncle Vernon rapped +the glass smartly with his knuckles, but the snake +just snoozed on. + +“This is boring,” Dudley moaned. He shuffled away. + +Harry moved in front of the tank and looked intently +at the snake. He wouldn’t have been surprised if it +had died of boredom itself — no company except +stupid people drumming their fingers on the glass +trying to disturb it all day long. It was worse than +having a cupboard as a bedroom, where the only +visitor was Aunt Petunia hammering on the door to +wake you up; at least he got to visit the rest of the +house. + +The snake suddenly opened its beady eyes. Slowly, +very slowly, it raised its head until its eyes were on a +level with Harry’s. + +It winked. + +Harry stared. Then he looked quickly around to see if +anyone was watching. They weren’t. He looked back +at the snake and winked, too. + +The snake jerked its head toward Uncle Vernon and +Dudley, then raised its eyes to the ceiling. It gave +Harry a look that said quite plainly: + +“I get that all the time.” + +“I know,” Harry murmured through the glass, though +he wasn’t sure the snake could hear him. “It must be +really annoying.” + +The snake nodded vigorously. + +“Where do you come from, anyway?” Harry asked. + +Page | 30 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The snake jabbed its tail at a little sign next to the +glass. Harry peered at it. + +Boa Constrictor, Brazil. + +“Was it nice there?” + +The boa constrictor jabbed its tail at the sign again +and Harry read on: This specimen was bred in the +zoo. “Oh, I see — so you’ve never been to Brazil?” + +As the snake shook its head, a deafening shout +behind Harry made both of them jump. “DUDLEY! +MR. DURSLEY! COME AND LOOK AT THIS SNAKE! +YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT IT’S DOING!” + +Dudley came waddling toward them as fast as he +could. + +“Out of the way, you,” he said, punching Harry in the +ribs. Caught by surprise, Harry fell hard on the +concrete floor. What came next happened so fast no +one saw how it happened — one second, Piers and +Dudley were leaning right up close to the glass, the +next, they had leapt back with howls of horror. + +Harry sat up and gasped; the glass front of the boa +constrictor’s tank had vanished. The great snake was +uncoiling itself rapidly, slithering out onto the floor. +People throughout the reptile house screamed and +started running for the exits. + +As the snake slid swiftly past him, Harry could have +sworn a low, hissing voice said, “Brazil, here I come. +... Thanksss, amigo.” + +The keeper of the reptile house was in shock. + + + +Page | 31 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But the glass,” he kept saying, “where did the glass +go?” " + +The zoo director himself made Aunt Petunia a cup of +strong, sweet tea while he apologized over and over +again. Piers and Dudley could only gibber. As far as +Harry had seen, the snake hadn’t done anything +except snap playfully at their heels as it passed, but +by the time they were all back in Uncle Vernon’s car, +Dudley was telling them how it had nearly bitten off +his leg, while Piers was swearing it had tried to +squeeze him to death. But worst of all, for Harry at +least, was Piers calming down enough to say, “Harry +was talking to it, weren’t you, Harry?” + +Uncle Vernon waited until Piers was safely out of the +house before starting on Harry. He was so angry he +could hardly speak. He managed to say, “Go — +cupboard — stay — no meals,” before he collapsed +into a chair, and Aunt Petunia had to run and get +him a large brandy. + +Harry lay in his dark cupboard much later, wishing +he had a watch. He didn’t know what time it was and +he couldn’t be sure the Dursleys were asleep yet. + +Until they were, he couldn’t risk sneaking to the +kitchen for some food. + +He’d lived with the Dursleys almost ten years, ten +miserable years, as long as he could remember, ever +since he’d been a baby and his parents had died in +that car crash. He couldn’t remember being in the car +when his parents had died. Sometimes, when he +strained his memory during long hours in his +cupboard, he came up with a strange vision: a +blinding flash of green light and a burning pain on his +forehead. This, he supposed, was the crash, though +he couldn’t imagine where all the green light came +from. He couldn’t remember his parents at all. His +Page | 32 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +aunt and uncle never spoke about them, and of +course he was forbidden to ask questions. There were +no photographs of them in the house. + +When he had been younger, Harry had dreamed and +dreamed of some unknown relation coming to take +him away, but it had never happened; the Dursleys +were his only family. Yet sometimes he thought (or +maybe hoped) that strangers in the street seemed to +know him. Very strange strangers they were, too. A +tiny man in a violet top hat had bowed to him once +while out shopping with Aunt Petunia and Dudley. +After asking Harry furiously if he knew the man, Aunt +Petunia had rushed them out of the shop without +buying anything. A wild-looking old woman dressed +all in green had waved merrily at him once on a bus. + +A bald man in a very long purple coat had actually +shaken his hand in the street the other day and then +walked away without a word. The weirdest thing +about all these people was the way they seemed to +vanish the second Harry tried to get a closer look. + +At school, Harry had no one. Everybody knew that +Dudley’s gang hated that odd Harry Potter in his +baggy old clothes and broken glasses, and nobody +liked to disagree with Dudley’s gang. + + + +Page | 33 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +3 + + + + +THE LETTERS FROM NO ONE + +The escape of the Brazilian boa constrictor earned +Harry his longest-ever punishment. By the time he +was allowed out of his cupboard again, the summer +holidays had started and Dudley had already broken +his new video camera, crashed his remote control +airplane, and, first time out on his racing bike, +knocked down old Mrs. Figg as she crossed Privet +Drive on her crutches. + +Harry was glad school was over, but there was no +escaping Dudley’s gang, who visited the house every +single day. Piers, Dennis, Malcolm, and Gordon were +all big and stupid, but as Dudley was the biggest and +stupidest of the lot, he was the leader. The rest of +them were all quite happy to join in Dudley’s favorite +sport: Harry Hunting. + +This was why Harry spent as much time as possible +out of the house, wandering around and thinking +about the end of the holidays, where he could see a +tiny ray of hope. When September came he would be +going off to secondary school and, for the first time in +Page | 34 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +his life, he wouldn’t be with Dudley. Dudley had been +accepted at Uncle Vernon’s old private school, +Smeltings. Piers Polkiss was going there too. Harry, +on the other hand, was going to Stonewall High, the +local public school. Dudley thought this was very +funny. + +“They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day +at Stonewall,” he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs +and practice?” + +“No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had +anything as horrible as your head down it — it might +be sick.” Then he ran, before Dudley could work out +what he’d said. + +One day in July, Aunt Petunia took Dudley to London +to buy his Smeltings uniform, leaving Harry at Mrs. +Figg’s. Mrs. Figg wasn’t as bad as usual. It turned out +she’d broken her leg tripping over one of her cats, and +she didn’t seem quite as fond of them as before. She +let Harry watch television and gave him a bit of +chocolate cake that tasted as though she’d had it for +several years. + +That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room +for the family in his brand-new uniform. Smeltings +boys wore maroon tailcoats, orange knickerbockers, +and flat straw hats called boaters. They also carried +knobbly sticks, used for hitting each other while the +teachers weren’t looking. This was supposed to be +good training for later life. + +As he looked at Dudley in his new knickerbockers, +Uncle Vernon said gruffly that it was the proudest +moment of his life. Aunt Petunia burst into tears and +said she couldn’t believe it was her Ickle Dudleykins, +he looked so handsome and grown-up. Harry didn’t + + + +Page | 35 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +trust himself to speak. He thought two of his ribs +might already have cracked from trying not to laugh. + + + + +There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next +morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed +to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He +went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked +like dirty rags swimming in gray water. + +“What’s this?” he asked Aunt Petunia. Her lips +tightened as they always did if he dared to ask a +question. + +“Your new school uniform,” she said. + +Harry looked in the bowl again. + +“Oh,” he said, “I didn’t realize it had to be so wet.” + +“Don’t be stupid,” snapped Aunt Petunia. “I’m dyeing +some of Dudley’s old things gray for you. It’ll look just +like everyone else’s when I’ve finished.” + +Harry seriously doubted this, but thought it best not +to argue. He sat down at the table and tried not to +think about how he was going to look on his first day +at Stonewall High — like he was wearing bits of old +elephant skin, probably. + +Dudley and Uncle Vernon came in, both with +wrinkled noses because of the smell from Harry’s new +uniform. Uncle Vernon opened his newspaper as +usual and Dudley banged his Smelting stick, which +he carried everywhere, on the table. + +They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters +on the doormat. + +Page | 36 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get the mail, Dudley,” said Uncle Vernon from +behind his paper. + +“Make Harry get it.” + +“Get the mail, Harry.” + +“Make Dudley get it.” + +“Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley.” + +Harry dodged the Smelting stick and went to get the +mail. Three things lay on the doormat: a postcard +from Uncle Vernon’s sister Marge, who was +vacationing on the Isle of Wight, a brown envelope +that looked like a bill, and — a letter for Harry. + +Harry picked it up and stared at it, his heart twanging +like a giant elastic band. No one, ever, in his whole +life, had written to him. Who would? He had no +friends, no other relatives — he didn’t belong to the +library, so he’d never even got rude notes asking for +books back. Yet here it was, a letter, addressed so +plainly there could be no mistake: + +Mr. H. Potter + +The Cupboard under the Stairs +4 Privet Drive +Little Whinging +Surrey + +The envelope was thick and heavy, made of yellowish +parchment, and the address was written in emerald- +green ink. There was no stamp. + + + +Page | 37 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Turning the envelope over, his hand trembling, Harry +saw a purple wax seal bearing a coat of arms; a lion, +an eagle, a badger, and a snake surrounding a large +letter H. + +“Hurry up, boy!” shouted Uncle Vernon from the +kitchen. “What are you doing, checking for letter +bombs?” He chuckled at his own joke. + +Harry went back to the kitchen, still staring at his +letter. He handed Uncle Vernon the bill and the +postcard, sat down, and slowly began to open the +yellow envelope. + +Uncle Vernon ripped open the bill, snorted in disgust, +and flipped over the postcard. + +“Marge’s ill,” he informed Aunt Petunia. “Ate a funny +whelk ...” + +“Dad!” said Dudley suddenly. “Dad, Harry’s got +something!” + +Harry was on the point of unfolding his letter, which +was written on the same heavy parchment as the +envelope, when it was jerked sharply out of his hand +by Uncle Vernon. + +“That’s mine\” said Harry, trying to snatch it back. + +“Who’d be writing to you?” sneered Uncle Vernon, +shaking the letter open with one hand and glancing at +it. His face went from red to green faster than a set of +traffic lights. And it didn’t stop there. Within seconds +it was the grayish white of old porridge. + +“P-P-Petunia!” he gasped. + + + +Page | 38 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dudley tried to grab the letter to read it, but Uncle +Vernon held it high out of his reach. Aunt Petunia +took it curiously and read the first line. For a moment +it looked as though she might faint. She clutched her +throat and made a choking noise. + +“Vernon! Oh my goodness — Vernon!” + +They stared at each other, seeming to have forgotten +that Harry and Dudley were still in the room. Dudley +wasn’t used to being ignored. He gave his father a +sharp tap on the head with his Smelting stick. + +“I want to read that letter,” he said loudly. + +“I want to read it,” said Harry furiously, “as it’s mine.” + +“Get out, both of you,” croaked Uncle Vernon, stuffing +the letter back inside its envelope. + +Harry didn’t move. + +“I WANT MY LETTER!” he shouted. + +“Let me see it!” demanded Dudley. + +“OUT!” roared Uncle Vernon, and he took both Harry +and Dudley by the scruffs of their necks and threw +them into the hall, slamming the kitchen door behind +them. Harry and Dudley promptly had a furious but +silent fight over who would listen at the keyhole; +Dudley won, so Harry, his glasses dangling from one +ear, lay flat on his stomach to listen at the crack +between door and floor. + +“Vernon,” Aunt Petunia was saying in a quivering +voice, “look at the address — how could they possibly +know where he sleeps? You don’t think they’re +watching the house?” + +Page | 39 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Watching — spying — might be following us,” +muttered Uncle Vernon wildly. + +“But what should we do, Vernon? Should we write +back? Tell them we don’t want — ” + +Harry could see Uncle Vernon’s shiny black shoes +pacing up and down the kitchen. + +“No,” he said finally. “No, we’ll ignore it. If they don’t +get an answer. ... Yes, that’s best ... we won’t do +anything. ...” + +“But — ” + +“I’m not having one in the house, Petunia! Didn’t we +swear when we took him in we’d stamp out that +dangerous nonsense?” + +That evening when he got back from work, Uncle +Vernon did something he’d never done before; he +visited Harry in his cupboard. + +“Where’s my letter?” said Harry, the moment Uncle +Vernon had squeezed through the door. “Who’s +writing to me?” + +“No one. It was addressed to you by mistake,” said +Uncle Vernon shortly. “I have burned it.” + +“It was not a mistake,” said Harry angrily, “it had my +cupboard on it.” + +“SILENCE!” yelled Uncle Vernon, and a couple of +spiders fell from the ceiling. He took a few deep +breaths and then forced his face into a smile, which +looked quite painful. + + + +Page | 40 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — yes, Harry — about this cupboard. Your aunt +and I have been thinking ... you’re really getting a bit +big for it . . . we think it might be nice if you moved +into Dudley’s second bedroom.” + +“Why?” said Harry. + +“Don’t ask questions!” snapped his uncle. “Take this +stuff upstairs, now.” + +The Dursleys’ house had four bedrooms: one for +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia, one for visitors +(usually Uncle Vernon’s sister, Marge), one where +Dudley slept, and one where Dudley kept all the toys +and things that wouldn’t fit into his first bedroom. It +only took Harry one trip upstairs to move everything +he owned from the cupboard to this room. He sat +down on the bed and stared around him. Nearly +everything in here was broken. The month-old video +camera was lying on top of a small, working tank +Dudley had once driven over the next door neighbor’s +dog; in the corner was Dudley’s first-ever television +set, which he’d put his foot through when his favorite +program had been canceled; there was a large +birdcage, which had once held a parrot that Dudley +had swapped at school for a real air rifle, which was +up on a shelf with the end all bent because Dudley +had sat on it. Other shelves were full of books. They +were the only things in the room that looked as +though they’d never been touched. + +From downstairs came the sound of Dudley bawling +at his mother, “I don’t want him in there ... I need +that room ... make him get out. ...” + +Harry sighed and stretched out on the bed. Yesterday +he’d have given anything to be up here. Today he’d +rather be back in his cupboard with that letter than +up here without it. + +Page | 41 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Next morning at breakfast, everyone was rather quiet. +Dudley was in shock. He’d screamed, whacked his +father with his Smelting stick, been sick on purpose, +kicked his mother, and thrown his tortoise through +the greenhouse roof, and he still didn’t have his room +back. Harry was thinking about this time yesterday +and bitterly wishing he’d opened the letter in the hall. +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia kept looking at each +other darkly. + +When the mail arrived, Uncle Vernon, who seemed to +be trying to be nice to Harry, made Dudley go and get +it. They heard him banging things with his Smelting +stick all the way down the hall. Then he shouted, +“There’s another one! ‘Mr. H. Potter, The Smallest +Bedroom, 4 Privet Drive — ’ ” + +With a strangled cry, Uncle Vernon leapt from his +seat and ran down the hall, Harry right behind him. +Uncle Vernon had to wrestle Dudley to the ground to +get the letter from him, which was made difficult by +the fact that Harry had grabbed Uncle Vernon around +the neck from behind. After a minute of confused +fighting, in which everyone got hit a lot by the +Smelting stick, Uncle Vernon straightened up, +gasping for breath, with Harry’s letter clutched in his +hand. + +“Go to your cupboard — I mean, your bedroom,” he +wheezed at Harry. “Dudley — go — just go.” + +Harry walked round and round his new room. +Someone knew he had moved out of his cupboard and +they seemed to know he hadn’t received his first +letter. Surely that meant they’d try again? And this +time he’d make sure they didn’t fail. He had a plan. + +The repaired alarm clock rang at six o’clock the next +morning. Harry turned it off quickly and dressed + +Page | 42 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +silently. He mustn’t wake the Dursleys. He stole +downstairs without turning on any of the lights. + +He was going to wait for the postman on the corner of +Privet Drive and get the letters for number four first. +His heart hammered as he crept across the dark hall +toward the front door — + +“AAAAARRRGH ! ” + +Harry leapt into the air; he’d trodden on something +big and squashy on the doormat — something alive\ + +Lights clicked on upstairs and to his horror Harry +realized that the big, squashy something had been his +uncle’s face. Uncle Vernon had been lying at the foot +of the front door in a sleeping bag, clearly making +sure that Harry didn’t do exactly what he’d been +trying to do. He shouted at Harry for about half an +hour and then told him to go and make a cup of tea. +Harry shuffled miserably off into the kitchen and by +the time he got back, the mail had arrived, right into +Uncle Vernon’s lap. Harry could see three letters +addressed in green ink. + +“I want — ” he began, but Uncle Vernon was tearing +the letters into pieces before his eyes. + +Uncle Vernon didn’t go to work that day. He stayed at +home and nailed up the mail slot. + +“See,” he explained to Aunt Petunia through a +mouthful of nails, “if they can’t deliver them they’ll +just give up.” + +“I’m not sure that’ll work, Vernon.” + +“Oh, these peoples minds work in strange ways, +Petunia, they’re not like you and me,” said Uncle + +Page | 43 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with the piece of +fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just brought him. + +On Friday, no less than twelve letters arrived for +Harry. As they couldn’t go through the mail slot they +had been pushed under the door, slotted through the +sides, and a few even forced through the small +window in the downstairs bathroom. + +Uncle Vernon stayed at home again. After burning all +the letters, he got out a hammer and nails and +boarded up the cracks around the front and back +doors so no one could go out. He hummed “Tiptoe +Through the Tulips” as he worked, and jumped at +small noises. + +On Saturday, things began to get out of hand. +Twenty-four letters to Harry found their way into the +house, rolled up and hidden inside each of the two +dozen eggs that their very confused milkman had +handed Aunt Petunia through the living room +window. While Uncle Vernon made furious telephone +calls to the post office and the dairy trying to find +someone to complain to, Aunt Petunia shredded the +letters in her food processor. + +“Who on earth wants to talk to you this badly?” +Dudley asked Harry in amazement. + + + + + + + +On Sunday morning, Uncle Vernon sat down at the +breakfast table looking tired and rather ill, but happy. + +“No post on Sundays,” he reminded them cheerfully +as he spread marmalade on his newspapers, “no +damn letters today — ” + + + +Page | 44 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney +as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of +the head. Next moment, thirty or forty letters came +pelting out of the fireplace like bullets. The Dursleys +ducked, but Harry leapt into the air trying to catch +one — + +“Out! OUT!” + +Uncle Vernon seized Harry around the waist and +threw him into the hall. When Aunt Petunia and +Dudley had run out with their arms over their faces, +Uncle Vernon slammed the door shut. They could +hear the letters still streaming into the room, +bouncing off the walls and floor. + +“That does it,” said Uncle Vernon, trying to speak +calmly but pulling great tufts out of his mustache at +the same time. “I want you all back here in five +minutes ready to leave. We’re going away. Just pack +some clothes. No arguments!” + +He looked so dangerous with half his mustache +missing that no one dared argue. Ten minutes later +they had wrenched their way through the boarded-up +doors and were in the car, speeding toward the +highway. Dudley was sniffling in the back seat; his +father had hit him round the head for holding them +up while he tried to pack his television, VCR, and +computer in his sports bag. + +They drove. And they drove. Even Aunt Petunia didn’t +dare ask where they were going. Every now and then +Uncle Vernon would take a sharp turn and drive in +the opposite direction for a while. + +“Shake ’em off ... shake ’em off,” he would mutter +whenever he did this. + + + +Page | 45 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They didn’t stop to eat or drink all day. By nightfall +Dudley was howling. He’d never had such a bad day +in his life. He was hungry, he’d missed five television +programs he’d wanted to see, and he’d never gone so +long without blowing up an alien on his computer. + +Uncle Vernon stopped at last outside a gloomy- +looking hotel on the outskirts of a big city. Dudley +and Harry shared a room with twin beds and damp, +musty sheets. Dudley snored but Harry stayed awake, +sitting on the windowsill, staring down at the lights of +passing cars and wondering... + +They ate stale cornflakes and cold tinned tomatoes on +toast for breakfast the next day. They had just +finished when the owner of the hotel came over to +their table. + +“ ’Scuse me, but is one of you Mr. H. Potter? Only I +got about an ’undred of these at the front desk.” + +She held up a letter so they could read the green ink +address: + +Mr. H. Potter + +Room 1 7 + +Railview Hotel + +Cokeworth + +Harry made a grab for the letter but Uncle Vernon +knocked his hand out of the way. The woman stared. + +“I’ll take them,” said Uncle Vernon, standing up +quickly and following her from the dining room. + + + +Page | 46 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wouldn’t it be better just to go home, dear?” Aunt +Petunia suggested timidly, hours later, but Uncle +Vernon didn’t seem to hear her. Exactly what he was +looking for, none of them knew. He drove them into +the middle of a forest, got out, looked around, shook +his head, got back in the car, and off they went again. +The same thing happened in the middle of a plowed +field, halfway across a suspension bridge, and at the +top of a multilevel parking garage. + +“Daddy’s gone mad, hasn’t he?” Dudley asked Aunt +Petunia dully late that afternoon. Uncle Vernon had +parked at the coast, locked them all inside the car, +and disappeared. + +It started to rain. Great drops beat on the roof of the +car. Dudley sniveled. + +“It’s Monday,” he told his mother. “The Great +Humberto’s on tonight. I want to stay somewhere with +a television.” + +Monday. This reminded Harry of something. If it was +Monday — and you could usually count on Dudley to +know the days of the week, because of television — +then tomorrow, Tuesday, was Harry’s eleventh +birthday. Of course, his birthdays were never exactly +fun — last year, the Dursleys had given him a coat +hanger and a pair of Uncle Vernon’s old socks. Still, +you weren’t eleven every day. + +Uncle Vernon was back and he was smiling. He was +also carrying a long, thin package and didn’t answer +Aunt Petunia when she asked what he’d bought. + +“Found the perfect place!” he said. “Come on! + +Everyone out!” + + + +Page | 47 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was very cold outside the car. Uncle Vernon was +pointing at what looked like a large rock way out at +sea. Perched on top of the rock was the most +miserable little shack you could imagine. One thing +was certain, there was no television in there. + +“Storm forecast for tonight!” said Uncle Vernon +gleefully, clapping his hands together. “And this +gentleman’s kindly agreed to lend us his boat!” + +A toothless old man came ambling up to them, +pointing, with a rather wicked grin, at an old rowboat +bobbing in the iron-gray water below them. + +“I’ve already got us some rations,” said Uncle Vernon, +“so all aboard!” + +It was freezing in the boat. Icy sea spray and rain +crept down their necks and a chilly wind whipped +their faces. After what seemed like hours they +reached the rock, where Uncle Vernon, slipping and +sliding, led the way to the broken-down house. + +The inside was horrible; it smelled strongly of +seaweed, the wind whistled through the gaps in the +wooden walls, and the fireplace was damp and empty. +There were only two rooms. + +Uncle Vernon’s rations turned out to be a bag of chips +each and four bananas. He tried to start a fire but the +empty chip bags just smoked and shriveled up. + +“Could do with some of those letters now, eh?” he said +cheerfully. + +He was in a very good mood. Obviously he thought +nobody stood a chance of reaching them here in a +storm to deliver mail. Harry privately agreed, though +the thought didn’t cheer him up at all. + +Page | 48 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As night fell, the promised storm blew up around +them. Spray from the high waves splattered the walls +of the hut and a fierce wind rattled the filthy +windows. Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in +the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on +the moth-eaten sofa. She and Uncle Vernon went off +to the lumpy bed next door, and Harry was left to find +the softest bit of floor he could and to curl up under +the thinnest, most ragged blanket. + +The storm raged more and more ferociously as the +night went on. Harry couldn’t sleep. He shivered and +turned over, trying to get comfortable, his stomach +rumbling with hunger. Dudley’s snores were drowned +by the low rolls of thunder that started near midnight. +The lighted dial of Dudley’s watch, which was +dangling over the edge of the sofa on his fat wrist, told +Harry he’d be eleven in ten minutes’ time. He lay and +watched his birthday tick nearer, wondering if the +Dursleys would remember at all, wondering where the +letter writer was now. + +Five minutes to go. Harry heard something creak +outside. He hoped the roof wasn’t going to fall in, +although he might be warmer if it did. Four minutes +to go. Maybe the house in Privet Drive would be so +full of letters when they got back that he’d be able to +steal one somehow. + +Three minutes to go. Was that the sea, slapping hard +on the rock like that? And (two minutes to go) what +was that funny crunching noise? Was the rock +crumbling into the sea? + +One minute to go and he’d be eleven. Thirty seconds +... twenty ... ten ... nine — maybe he’d wake Dudley +up, just to annoy him — three ... two ... one ... + +BOOM. + +Page | 49 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The whole shack shivered and Harry sat bolt upright, +staring at the door. Someone was outside, knocking +to come in. + + + +Page | 50 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE KEEPER OF THE KEYS + +BOOM. They knocked again. Dudley jerked awake. + +“Where’s the cannon?” he said stupidly. + +There was a crash behind them and Uncle Vernon +came skidding into the room. He was holding a rifle in +his hands — now they knew what had been in the +long, thin package he had brought with them. + +“Who’s there?” he shouted. “I warn you — I’m armed!” + +There was a pause. Then — + +SMASH! + +The door was hit with such force that it swung clean +off its hinges and with a deafening crash landed flat +on the floor. + +A giant of a man was standing in the doorway. His +face was almost completely hidden by a long, shaggy +mane of hair and a wild, tangled beard, but you could + +Page | 51 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +make out his eyes, glinting like black beetles under +all the hair. + +The giant squeezed his way into the hut, stooping so +that his head just brushed the ceiling. He bent down, +picked up the door, and fitted it easily back into its +frame. The noise of the storm outside dropped a little. +He turned to look at them all. + +“Couldn’t make us a cup o’ tea, could yeh? It’s not +been an easy journey. ...” + +He strode over to the sofa where Dudley sat frozen +with fear. + +“Budge up, yeh great lump,” said the stranger. + +Dudley squeaked and ran to hide behind his mother, +who was crouching, terrified, behind Uncle Vernon. + +“An’ here’s Harry!” said the giant. + +Harry looked up into the fierce, wild, shadowy face +and saw that the beetle eyes were crinkled in a smile. + +“Las’ time I saw you, you was only a baby,” said the +giant. “Yeh look a lot like yer dad, but yeh’ve got yer +mom’s eyes.” + +Uncle Vernon made a funny rasping noise. + +“I demand that you leave at once, sir!” he said. “You +are breaking and entering!” + +“Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune,” said the +giant; he reached over the back of the sofa, jerked the +gun out of Uncle Vernon’s hands, bent it into a knot +as easily as if it had been made of rubber, and threw +it into a corner of the room. + +Page | 52 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a +mouse being trodden on. + +“Anyway — Harry,” said the giant, turning his back +on the Dursleys, “a very happy birthday to yeh. Got +summat fer yeh here — I mighta sat on it at some +point, but it’ll taste all right.” + +From an inside pocket of his black overcoat he pulled +a slightly squashed box. Harry opened it with +trembling fingers. Inside was a large, sticky chocolate +cake with Happy Birthday Harry written on it in green +icing. + +Harry looked up at the giant. He meant to say thank +you, but the words got lost on the way to his mouth, +and what he said instead was, “Who are you?” + +The giant chuckled. + +“True, I haven’t introduced meself. Rubeus Hagrid, +Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts.” + +He held out an enormous hand and shook Harry’s +whole arm. + +“What about that tea then, eh?” he said, rubbing his +hands together. “I’d not say no ter summat stronger if +yeh’ve got it, mind.” + +His eyes fell on the empty grate with the shriveled +chip bags in it and he snorted. He bent down over the +fireplace; they couldn’t see what he was doing but +when he drew back a second later, there was a +roaring fire there. It filled the whole damp hut with +flickering light and Harry felt the warmth wash over +him as though he’d sunk into a hot bath. + + + +Page | 53 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The giant sat back down on the sofa, which sagged +under his weight, and began taking all sorts of things +out of the pockets of his coat: a copper kettle, a +squashy package of sausages, a poker, a teapot, +several chipped mugs, and a bottle of some amber +liquid that he took a swig from before starting to +make tea. Soon the hut was full of the sound and +smell of sizzling sausage. Nobody said a thing while +the giant was working, but as he slid the first six fat, +juicy, slightly burnt sausages from the poker, Dudley +fidgeted a little. Uncle Vernon said sharply, “Don’t +touch anything he gives you, Dudley.” + +The giant chuckled darkly. + +“Yer great puddin’ of a son don’ need fattenin’ +anymore, Dursley, don’ worry.” + +He passed the sausages to Harry, who was so hungry +he had never tasted anything so wonderful, but he +still couldn’t take his eyes off the giant. Finally, as +nobody seemed about to explain anything, he said, +“I’m sorry, but I still don’t really know who you are.” + +The giant took a gulp of tea and wiped his mouth with +the back of his hand. + +“Call me Hagrid,” he said, “everyone does. An’ like I +told yeh, I’m Keeper of Keys at Hogwarts — yeh’ll +know all about Hogwarts, o’ course.” + +“Er — no,” said Harry. + +Hagrid looked shocked. + +“Sorry,” Harry said quickly. + +“Sorry?” barked Hagrid, turning to stare at the +Dursleys, who shrank back into the shadows. “It’s + +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +them as should be sorry! I knew yeh weren’t gettin’ +yer letters but I never thought yeh wouldn’t even +know abou’ Hogwarts, fer cryin’ out loud! Did yeh +never wonder where yer parents learned it all?” + +“All what?” asked Harry. + +“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one +second!” + +He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill +the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against +the wall. + +“Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, +“that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — +about ANYTHING?” + +Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to +school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. + +“I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do +math and stuff.” + +But Hagrid simply waved his hand and said, “About +our world, I mean. Your world. My world. Yer parents’ +world.” + +“What world?” + +Hagrid looked as if he was about to explode. +“DURSLEY!” he boomed. + +Uncle Vernon, who had gone very pale, whispered +something that sounded like “Mimblewimble.” Hagrid +stared wildly at Harry. + + + +Page | 55 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But yeh must know about yer mom and dad,” he +said. “I mean, they’re famous. You’re famous.” + +“What? My — my mom and dad weren’t famous, were +they?” + +“Yeh don’ know ... yeh don’ know ...” Hagrid ran his +fingers through his hair, fixing Harry with a +bewildered stare. + +“Yeh don’ know what yeh are?” he said finally. + +Uncle Vernon suddenly found his voice. + +“Stop!” he commanded. “Stop right there, sir! I forbid +you to tell the boy anything!” + +A braver man than Vernon Dursley would have +quailed under the furious look Hagrid now gave him; +when Hagrid spoke, his every syllable trembled with +rage. + +“You never told him? Never told him what was in the +letter Dumbledore left fer him? I was there! I saw +Dumbledore leave it, Dursley! An’ you’ve kept it from +him all these years?” + +“Kept what from me?” said Harry eagerly. + +“STOP! I FORBID YOU!” yelled Uncle Vernon in panic. + +Aunt Petunia gave a gasp of horror. + +“Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh,” said Hagrid. +“Harry — yer a wizard.” + +There was silence inside the hut. Only the sea and +the whistling wind could be heard. + + + +Page | 56 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’m a what?” gasped Harry. + + + +“A wizard, o’ course,” said Hagrid, sitting back down +on the sofa, which groaned and sank even lower, “an’ +a thumpin’ good’un, I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained +up a bit. With a mum an’ dad like yours, what else +would yeh be? An’ I reckon it’s abou’ time yeh read +yer letter.” + +Harry stretched out his hand at last to take the +yellowish envelope, addressed in emerald green to Mr. +H. Potter, The Floor, Hut-on-the-Rock, The Sea. He +pulled out the letter and read: + +HOGWARTS SCHOOL +o/WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY + +Headmaster: ALBUS DUMBLEDORE + +(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sore., Chf. + +Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of +Wizards) + +Dear Mr. Potter, + +We are pleased to inform you that you have been +accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary +books and equipment. + +Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no +later than July 31. + +Yours sincerely, + +Minerva McGonagall, + +Deputy Headmistress + + + +Page | 57 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Questions exploded inside Harry’s head like fireworks +and he couldn’t decide which to ask first. After a few +minutes he stammered, “What does it mean, they +await my owl?” + +“Gallopin’ Gorgons, that reminds me,” said Hagrid, +clapping a hand to his forehead with enough force to +knock over a cart horse, and from yet another pocket +inside his overcoat he pulled an owl — a real, live, +rather ruffled-looking owl — a long quill, and a roll of +parchment. With his tongue between his teeth he +scribbled a note that Harry could read upside down: + +Dear Professor Dumbledore, + +Given Harry his letter. + +Taking him to buy his things tomorrow. + +Weather’s horrible. Hope you’re well. + +Hagrid + +Hagrid rolled up the note, gave it to the owl, which +clamped it in its beak, went to the door, and threw +the owl out into the storm. Then he came back and +sat down as though this was as normal as talking on +the telephone. + +Harry realized his mouth was open and closed it +quickly. + +“Where was I?” said Hagrid, but at that moment, + +Uncle Vernon, still ashen-faced but looking very +angry, moved into the firelight. + +“He’s not going,” he said. + +Hagrid grunted. + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’d like ter see a great Muggle like you stop him,” he +said. + + + +“A what?” said Harry, interested. + +“A Muggle,” said Hagrid, “it’s what we call nonmagic +folk like them. An’ it’s your bad luck you grew up in a +family o’ the biggest Muggles I ever laid eyes on.” + +“We swore when we took him in we’d put a stop to +that rubbish,” said Uncle Vernon, “swore we’d stamp +it out of him! Wizard indeed!” + +“You knew?” said Harry. “You knew I’m a — a +wizard?” + +“Knew!” shrieked Aunt Petunia suddenly. “Knew\ Of +course we knew! How could you not be, my dratted +sister being what she was? Oh, she got a letter just +like that and disappeared off to that — that school — +and came home every vacation with her pockets full +of frog spawn, turning teacups into rats. I was the +only one who saw her for what she was — a freak! + +But for my mother and father, oh no, it was Lily this +and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in +the family!” + +She stopped to draw a deep breath and then went +ranting on. It seemed she had been wanting to say all +this for years. + +“Then she met that Potter at school and they left and +got married and had you, and of course I knew you’d +be just the same, just as strange, just as — as — +abnormal — and then, if you please, she went and got +herself blown up and we got landed with you!” + + + +Page | 59 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had gone very white. As soon as he found his +voice he said, “Blown up? You told me they died in a +car crash!” + +“CAR CRASH!” roared Hagrid, jumping up so angrily +that the Dursleys scuttled back to their corner. “How +could a car crash kill Lily an’ James Potter? It’s an +outrage! A scandal! Harry Potter not knowin’ his own +story when every kid in our world knows his name!” + +“But why? What happened?” Harry asked urgently. + +The anger faded from Hagrid’s face. He looked +suddenly anxious. + +“I never expected this,” he said, in a low, worried +voice. “I had no idea, when Dumbledore told me there +might be trouble gettin’ hold of yeh, how much yeh +didn’t know. Ah, Harry, I don’ know if I’m the right +person ter tell yeh — but someone’s gotta — yeh can’t +go off ter Hogwarts not knowin’.” + +He threw a dirty look at the Dursleys. + +“Well, it’s best yeh know as much as I can tell yeh — +mind, I can’t tell yeh everythin’, it’s a great myst’ry, +parts of it. ...” + +He sat down, stared into the fire for a few seconds, +and then said, “It begins, I suppose, with — with a +person called — but it’s incredible yeh don’t know his +name, everyone in our world knows — ” + +“Who?” + +“Well — I don’ like sayin’ the name if I can help it. No +one does.” + +“Why not?” + +Page | 60 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Gulpin’ gargoyles, Harry, people are still scared. +Blimey, this is difficult. See, there was this wizard +who went ... bad. As bad as you could go. Worse. +Worse than worse. His name was ...” + +Hagrid gulped, but no words came out. + +“Could you write it down?” Harry suggested. + +“Nah — can’t spell it. All right — Voldemort.” Hagrid +shuddered. “Don’ make me say it again. Anyway, this +— this wizard, about twenty years ago now, started +lookin’ fer followers. Got ’em, too — some were afraid, +some just wanted a bit o’ his power, ’cause he was +gettin’ himself power, all right. Dark days, Harry. +Didn’t know who ter trust, didn’t dare get friendly +with strange wizards or witches . . . terrible things +happened. He was takin’ over. ’Course, some stood up +to him — an’ he killed ’em. Horribly. One o’ the only +safe places left was Hogwarts. Reckon Dumbledore’s +the only one You-Know-Who was afraid of. Didn’t dare +try takin’ the school, not jus’ then, anyway. + +“Now, yer mum an’ dad were as good a witch an’ +wizard as I ever knew. Head boy an’ girl at Hogwarts +in their day! Suppose the myst’ry is why You-Know- +Who never tried to get ’em on his side before . . . +probably knew they were too close ter Dumbledore ter +want anythin’ ter do with the Dark Side. + +“Maybe he thought he could persuade ’em ... maybe +he just wanted ’em outta the way. All anyone knows +is, he turned up in the village where you was all +living, on Halloween ten years ago. You was just a +year old. He came ter yer house an’ — an’ — ” + +Hagrid suddenly pulled out a very dirty, spotted +handkerchief and blew his nose with a sound like a +foghorn. + +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sorry,” he said. “But it’s that sad — knew yer mum +an’ dad, an’ nicer people yeh couldn’t find — anyway + + + +“You-Know-Who killed ’em. An’ then — an’ this is the +real myst’ry of the thing — he tried to kill you, too. +Wanted ter make a clean job of it, I suppose, or +maybe he just liked killin’ by then. But he couldn’t do +it. Never wondered how you got that mark on yer +forehead? That was no ordinary cut. That’s what yeh +get when a powerful, evil curse touches yeh — took +care of yer mum an’ dad an’ yer house, even — but it +didn’t work on you, an’ that’s why yer famous, Harry. +No one ever lived after he decided ter kill ’em, no one +except you, an’ he’d killed some o’ the best witches +an’ wizards of the age — the McKinnons, the Bones, +the Prewetts — an’ you was only a baby, an’ you +lived.” + +Something very painful was going on in Harry’s mind. +As Hagrid’s story came to a close, he saw again the +blinding flash of green light, more clearly than he had +ever remembered it before — and he remembered +something else, for the first time in his life: a high, +cold, cruel laugh. + +Hagrid was watching him sadly. + +“Took yeh from the ruined house myself, on +Dumbledore’s orders. Brought yeh ter this lot ...” + +“Load of old tosh,” said Uncle Vernon. Harry jumped; +he had almost forgotten that the Dursleys were there. +Uncle Vernon certainly seemed to have got back his +courage. He was glaring at Hagrid and his fists were +clenched. + +“Now, you listen here, boy,” he snarled, “I accept +there’s something strange about you, probably + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nothing a good beating wouldn’t have cured — and as +for all this about your parents, well, they were +weirdos, no denying it, and the world’s better off +without them in my opinion — asked for all they got, +getting mixed up with these wizarding types — just +what I expected, always knew they’d come to a sticky +end — ” + +But at that moment, Hagrid leapt from the sofa and +drew a battered pink umbrella from inside his coat. +Pointing this at Uncle Vernon like a sword, he said, +“I’m warning you, Dursley — I’m warning you — one +more word ...” + +In danger of being speared on the end of an umbrella +by a bearded giant, Uncle Vernon’s courage failed +again; he flattened himself against the wall and fell +silent. + +“That’s better,” said Hagrid, breathing heavily and +sitting back down on the sofa, which this time sagged +right down to the floor. + +Harry, meanwhile, still had questions to ask, +hundreds of them. + +“But what happened to Vol-, sorry — I mean, You- +Know-Who?” + +“Good question, Harry. Disappeared. Vanished. Same +night he tried ter kill you. Makes yeh even more +famous. That’s the biggest myst’ry, see ... he was +gettin’ more an’ more powerful — why’d he go? + +“Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno +if he had enough human left in him to die. Some say +he’s still out there, bidin’ his time, like, but I don’ +believe it. People who was on his side came back ter + + + +Page | 63 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ours. Some of ’em came outta kinda trances. Don’ +reckon they could’ve done if he was cornin’ back. + +“Most of us reckon he’s still out there somewhere but +lost his powers. Too weak to carry on. ’Cause +somethin’ about you finished him, Harry. There was +somethin’ goin’ on that night he hadn’t counted on — +/ dunno what it was, no one does — but somethin’ +about you stumped him, all right.” + +Hagrid looked at Harry with warmth and respect +blazing in his eyes, but Harry, instead of feeling +pleased and proud, felt quite sure there had been a +horrible mistake. A wizard? Him? How could he +possibly be? He’d spent his life being clouted by +Dudley, and bullied by Aunt Petunia and Uncle +Vernon; if he was really a wizard, why hadn’t they +been turned into warty toads every time they’d tried +to lock him in his cupboard? If he’d once defeated the +greatest sorcerer in the world, how come Dudley had +always been able to kick him around like a football? + +“Hagrid,” he said quietly, “I think you must have +made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a wizard.” + +To his surprise, Hagrid chuckled. + +“Not a wizard, eh? Never made things happen when +you was scared or angry?” + +Harry looked into the fire. Now he came to think +about it . . . every odd thing that had ever made his +aunt and uncle furious with him had happened when +he, Harry, had been upset or angry ... chased by +Dudley’s gang, he had somehow found himself out of +their reach . . . dreading going to school with that +ridiculous haircut, he’d managed to make it grow +back . . . and the very last time Dudley had hit him, + + + +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hadn’t he got his revenge, without even realizing he +was doing it? Hadn’t he set a boa constrictor on him? + + + +Harry looked back at Hagrid, smiling, and saw that +Hagrid was positively beaming at him. + +“See?” said Hagrid. “Harry Potter, not a wizard — you +wait, you’ll be right famous at Hogwarts.” + +But Uncle Vernon wasn’t going to give in without a +fight. + +“Haven’t I told you he’s not going?” he hissed. “He’s +going to Stonewall High and he’ll be grateful for it. I’ve +read those letters and he needs all sorts of rubbish — +spell books and wands and — ” + +“If he wants ter go, a great Muggle like you won’t stop +him,” growled Hagrid. “Stop Lily an’ James Potter’s +son goin’ ter Hogwarts! Yer mad. His name’s been +down ever since he was born. He’s off ter the finest +school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. Seven +years there and he won’t know himself. He’ll be with +youngsters of his own sort, fer a change, an’ he’ll be +under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts ever had, +Albus Dumbled — ” + +“I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD +FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!” yelled Uncle +Vernon. + +But he had finally gone too far. Hagrid seized his +umbrella and whirled it over his head, “NEVER — ” he +thundered, “— INSULT — ALBUS — DUMBLEDORE +— IN — FRONT — OF — ME!” + +He brought the umbrella swishing down through the +air to point at Dudley — there was a flash of violet +light, a sound like a firecracker, a sharp squeal, and + +Page | 65 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the next second, Dudley was dancing on the spot with +his hands clasped over his fat bottom, howling in +pain. When he turned his back on them, Harry saw a +curly pig’s tail poking through a hole in his trousers. + +Uncle Vernon roared. Pulling Aunt Petunia and +Dudley into the other room, he cast one last terrified +look at Hagrid and slammed the door behind them. + +Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and stroked his +beard. + +“Shouldn’ta lost me temper,” he said ruefully, “but it +didn’t work anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, +but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there +wasn’t much left ter do.” + +He cast a sideways look at Harry under his bushy +eyebrows. + +“Be grateful if yeh didn’t mention that ter anyone at +Hogwarts,” he said. “I’m — er — not supposed ter do +magic, strictly speakin’. I was allowed ter do a bit ter +follow yeh an’ get yer letters to yeh an’ stuff — one o’ +the reasons I was so keen ter take on the job — ” + +“Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry. + +“Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — +got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. +They snapped me wand in half an’ everything. But +Dumbledore let me stay on as gamekeeper. Great +man, Dumbledore.” + +“Why were you expelled?” + +“It’s gettin’ late and we’ve got lots ter do tomorrow,” +said Hagrid loudly. “Gotta get up ter town, get all yer +books an’ that.” + +Page | 66 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He took off his thick black coat and threw it to Harry. + + + +“You can kip under that,” he said. “Don’ mind if it +wriggles a bit, I think I still got a couple o’ dormice in +one o’ the pockets.” + + + +Page | 67 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +DIAGON ALLY + +Harry woke early the next morning. Although he +could tell it was daylight, he kept his eyes shut tight. + +“It was a dream,” he told himself firmly. “I dreamed a +giant called Hagrid came to tell me I was going to a +school for wizards. When I open my eyes I’ll be at +home in my cupboard.” + +There was suddenly a loud tapping noise. + +And there’s Aunt Petunia knocking on the door, Harry +thought, his heart sinking. But he still didn’t open his +eyes. It had been such a good dream. + +Tap. Tap. Tap. + +“All right,” Harry mumbled, “I’m getting up.” + +He sat up and Hagrid ’s heavy coat fell off him. The +hut was full of sunlight, the storm was over, Hagrid +himself was asleep on the collapsed sofa, and there + + + +Page | 68 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +was an owl rapping its claw on the window, a +newspaper held in its beak. + +Harry scrambled to his feet, so happy he felt as +though a large balloon was swelling inside him. He +went straight to the window and jerked it open. The +owl swooped in and dropped the newspaper on top of +Hagrid, who didn’t wake up. The owl then fluttered +onto the floor and began to attack Hagrid ’s coat. + +“Don’t do that.” + +Harry tried to wave the owl out of the way, but it +snapped its beak fiercely at him and carried on +savaging the coat. + +“Hagrid!” said Harry loudly. “There’s an owl — ” + +“Pay him,” Hagrid grunted into the sofa. + +“What?” + +“He wants payin’ fer deliverin’ the paper. Look in the +pockets.” + +Hagrid ’s coat seemed to be made of nothing but +pockets — bunches of keys, slug pellets, balls of +string, peppermint humbugs, teabags ... finally, Harry +pulled out a handful of strange-looking coins. + +“Give him five Knuts,” said Hagrid sleepily. + +“Knuts?” + +“The little bronze ones.” + +Harry counted out five little bronze coins, and the owl +held out his leg so Harry could put the money into a + + + +Page | 69 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +small leather pouch tied to it. Then he flew off +through the open window. + +Hagrid yawned loudly, sat up, and stretched. + +“Best be off, Harry, lots ter do today, gotta get up ter +London an’ buy all yer stuff fer school.” + +Harry was turning over the wizard coins and looking +at them. He had just thought of something that made +him feel as though the happy balloon inside him had +got a puncture. + +“Urn — Hagrid?” + +“Mm?” said Hagrid, who was pulling on his huge +boots. + +“I haven’t got any money — and you heard Uncle +Vernon last night ... he won’t pay for me to go and +learn magic.” + +“Don’t worry about that,” said Hagrid, standing up +and scratching his head. “D’yeh think yer parents +didn’t leave yeh anything?” + +“But if their house was destroyed — ” + +“They didn’ keep their gold in the house, boy! Nah, +first stop fer us is Gringotts. Wizards’ bank. Have a +sausage, they’re not bad cold — an’ I wouldn’ say no +teh a bit o’ yer birthday cake, neither.” + +“Wizards have banks?” + +“Just the one. Gringotts. Run by goblins.” + +Harry dropped the bit of sausage he was holding. + + + +Page | 70 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Goblins?” + + + +“Yeah — so yeh’d be mad ter try an’ rob it, I’ll tell yeh +that. Never mess with goblins, Harry. Gringotts is the +safest place in the world fer anything yeh want ter +keep safe — ’cept maybe Hogwarts. As a matter o’ +fact, I gotta visit Gringotts anyway Fer Dumbledore. +Hogwarts business.” Hagrid drew himself up proudly. +“He usually gets me ter do important stuff fer him. +Fetchin’ you — gettin’ things from Gringotts — knows +he can trust me, see. + +“Got everythin’? Come on, then.” + +Harry followed Hagrid out onto the rock. The sky was +quite clear now and the sea gleamed in the sunlight. +The boat Uncle Vernon had hired was still there, with +a lot of water in the bottom after the storm. + +“How did you get here?” Harry asked, looking around +for another boat. + +“Flew,” said Hagrid. + +“Flew?” + +“Yeah — but we’ll go back in this. Not s’pposed ter +use magic now I’ve got yeh.” + +They settled down in the boat, Harry still staring at +Hagrid, trying to imagine him flying. + +“Seems a shame ter row, though,” said Hagrid, giving +Harry another of his sideways looks. “If I was ter — er +— speed things up a bit, would yeh mind not +mentionin’ it at Hogwarts?” + +“Of course not,” said Harry, eager to see more magic. +Hagrid pulled out the pink umbrella again, tapped it + +Page | 71 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +twice on the side of the boat, and they sped off toward +land. + +“Why would you be mad to try and rob Gringotts?” +Harry asked. + +“Spells — enchantments,” said Hagrid, unfolding his +newspaper as he spoke. “They say there’s dragons +guardin’ the high-security vaults. And then yeh gotta +find yer way — Gringotts is hundreds of miles under +London, see. Deep under the Underground. Yeh’d die +of hunger tryin’ ter get out, even if yeh did manage ter +get yer hands on summat.” + +Harry sat and thought about this while Hagrid read +his newspaper, the Daily Prophet Harry had learned +from Uncle Vernon that people liked to be left alone +while they did this, but it was very difficult, he’d +never had so many questions in his life. + +“Ministry o’ Magic messin’ things up as usual,” Hagrid +muttered, turning the page. + +“There’s a Ministry of Magic?” Harry asked, before he +could stop himself. + +“ ’Course,” said Hagrid. “They wanted Dumbledore fer +Minister, o’ course, but he’d never leave Hogwarts, so +old Cornelius Fudge got the job. Bungler if ever there +was one. So he pelts Dumbledore with owls every +morning, askin’ fer advice.” + +“But what does a Ministry of Magic do?” + +“Well, their main job is to keep it from the Muggles +that there’s still witches an’ wizards up an’ down the +country.” + +“Why?” + +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why? Blimey, Harry, everyone ’d be wantin’ magic +solutions to their problems. Nah, we’re best left +alone.” + +At this moment the boat bumped gently into the +harbor wall. Hagrid folded up his newspaper, and +they clambered up the stone steps onto the street. + +Passersby stared a lot at Hagrid as they walked +through the little town to the station. Harry couldn’t +blame them. Not only was Hagrid twice as tall as +anyone else, he kept pointing at perfectly ordinary +things like parking meters and saying loudly, “See +that, Harry? Things these Muggles dream up, eh?” + +“Hagrid,” said Harry, panting a bit as he ran to keep +up, “did you say there are dragons at Gringotts?” + +“Well, so they say,” said Hagrid. “Crikey, I’d like a +dragon.” + +“You’d like one?” + +“Wanted one ever since I was a kid — here we go.” + +They had reached the station. There was a train to +London in five minutes’ time. Hagrid, who didn’t +understand “Muggle money,” as he called it, gave the +bills to Harry so he could buy their tickets. + +People stared more than ever on the train. Hagrid +took up two seats and sat knitting what looked like a +canary-yellow circus tent. + +“Still got yer letter, Harry?” he asked as he counted +stitches. + +Harry took the parchment envelope out of his pocket. + + + +Page | 73 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good,” said Hagrid. “There’s a list there of everything +yeh need.” + + + +Harry unfolded a second piece of paper he hadn’t +noticed the night before, and read: + +HOGWARTS SCHOOL +o/WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY + +UNIFORM + + + +First-year students will require: + +1 . Three sets of plain work robes (black) + +2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear + +3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or +similar) + +4. One winter cloak (black, silver fastenings) + +Please note that all pupils’ clothes should carry name +tags + + + +COURSE BOOKS + + + +All students should have a copy of each of the +following: + +The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda +Goshawk + +A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot + +Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling + +A Beginners’ Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric +Switch + +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida +Spore + +Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger + +Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt +Scamander + +The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin +Trimble + + + +OTHER EQUIPMENT + + + +1 wand + +1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) + +1 set glass or crystal phials +1 telescope +1 set brass scales + +Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad + +PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE +NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS + +“Can we buy all this in London?” Harry wondered +aloud. + +“If yeh know where to go,” said Hagrid. + +Harry had never been to London before. Although +Hagrid seemed to know where he was going, he was +obviously not used to getting there in an ordinary +way. He got stuck in the ticket barrier on the +Underground, and complained loudly that the seats +were too small and the trains too slow. + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know how the Muggles manage without +magic,” he said as they climbed a broken-down +escalator that led up to a bustling road lined with +shops. + +Hagrid was so huge that he parted the crowd easily; +all Harry had to do was keep close behind him. They +passed book shops and music stores, hamburger +restaurants and cinemas, but nowhere that looked as +if it could sell you a magic wand. This was just an +ordinary street full of ordinary people. Could there +really be piles of wizard gold buried miles beneath +them? Were there really shops that sold spell books +and broomsticks? Might this not all be some huge +joke that the Dursleys had cooked up? If Harry hadn’t +known that the Dursleys had no sense of humor, he +might have thought so; yet somehow, even though +everything Hagrid had told him so far was +unbelievable, Harry couldn’t help trusting him. + +“This is it,” said Hagrid, coming to a halt, “the Leaky +Cauldron. It’s a famous place.” + +It was a tiny, grubby-looking pub. If Hagrid hadn’t +pointed it out, Harry wouldn’t have noticed it was +there. The people hurrying by didn’t glance at it. Their +eyes slid from the big book shop on one side to the +record shop on the other as if they couldn’t see the +Leaky Cauldron at all. In fact, Harry had the most +peculiar feeling that only he and Hagrid could see it. +Before he could mention this, Hagrid had steered him +inside. + +For a famous place, it was very dark and shabby. A +few old women were sitting in a corner, drinking tiny +glasses of sherry. One of them was smoking a long +pipe. A little man in a top hat was talking to the old +bartender, who was quite bald and looked like a +toothless walnut. The low buzz of chatter stopped +Page | 76 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +when they walked in. Everyone seemed to know +Hagrid; they waved and smiled at him, and the +bartender reached for a glass, saying, “The usual, +Hagrid?” + +“Can’t, Tom, I’m on Hogwarts business,” said Hagrid, +clapping his great hand on Harry’s shoulder and +making Harry’s knees buckle. + +“Good Lord,” said the bartender, peering at Harry, “is +this — can this be — ?” + +The Leaky Cauldron had suddenly gone completely +still and silent. + +“Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry +Potter ... what an honor.” + +He hurried out from behind the bar, rushed toward +Harry and seized his hand, tears in his eyes. + +“Welcome back, Mr. Potter, welcome back.” + +Harry didn’t know what to say. Everyone was looking +at him. The old woman with the pipe was puffing on it +without realizing it had gone out. Hagrid was +beaming. + +Then there was a great scraping of chairs and the +next moment, Harry found himself shaking hands +with everyone in the Leaky Cauldron. + +“Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter, can’t believe I’m meeting +you at last.” + +“So proud, Mr. Potter, I’m just so proud.” + +“Always wanted to shake your hand — I’m all of a +flutter.” + +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Delighted, Mr. Potter, just can’t tell you, Diggle’s the +name, Dedalus Diggle.” + +“I’ve seen you before!” said Harry, as Dedalus Diggle’s +top hat fell off in his excitement. “You bowed to me +once in a shop.” + +“He remembers!” cried Dedalus Diggle, looking +around at everyone. “Did you hear that? He +remembers me!” + +Harry shook hands again and again — Doris +Crockford kept coming back for more. + +A pale young man made his way forward, very +nervously. One of his eyes was twitching. + +“Professor Quirrell!” said Hagrid. “Harry, Professor +Quirrell will be one of your teachers at Hogwarts.” + +“P-P-Potter,” stammered Professor Quirrell, grasping +Harry’s hand, “c-can’t t-tell you how p-pleased I am to +meet you.” + +“What sort of magic do you teach, Professor Quirrell?” + +“D-Defense Against the D-D-Dark Arts,” muttered +Professor Quirrell, as though he’d rather not think +about it. “N-not that you n-need it, eh, P-P-Potter?” + +He laughed nervously. “You’ll be g-getting all your +equipment, I suppose? I’ve g-got to p-pick up a new b- +book on vampires, m-myself.” He looked terrified at +the very thought. + +But the others wouldn’t let Professor Quirrell keep +Harry to himself. It took almost ten minutes to get +away from them all. At last, Hagrid managed to make +himself heard over the babble. + + + +Page | 78 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Must get on — lots ter buy. Come on, Harry.” + +Doris Crockford shook Harry’s hand one last time, +and Hagrid led them through the bar and out into a +small, walled courtyard, where there was nothing but +a trash can and a few weeds. + +Hagrid grinned at Harry. + +“Told yeh, didn’t I? Told yeh you was famous. Even +Professor Quirrell was tremblin’ ter meet yeh — mind +you, he’s usually tremblin’.” + +“Is he always that nervous?” + +“Oh, yeah. Poor bloke. Brilliant mind. He was fine +while he was studyin’ outta books but then he took a +year off ter get some firsthand experience. ... They say +he met vampires in the Black Forest, and there was a +nasty bit o’ trouble with a hag — never been the same +since. Scared of the students, scared of his own +subject — now, where’s me umbrella?” + +Vampires? Hags? Harry’s head was swimming. + +Hagrid, meanwhile, was counting bricks in the wall +above the trash can. + +“Three up ... two across ...” he muttered. “Right, +stand back, Harry.” + +He tapped the wall three times with the point of his +umbrella. + +The brick he had touched quivered — it wriggled — in +the middle, a small hole appeared — it grew wider +and wider — a second later they were facing an +archway large enough even for Hagrid, an archway +onto a cobbled street that twisted and turned out of +sight. + +Page | 79 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Welcome,” said Hagrid, “to Diagon Alley.” + +He grinned at Harry’s amazement. They stepped +through the archway. Harry looked quickly over his +shoulder and saw the archway shrink instantly back +into solid wall. + +The sun shone brightly on a stack of cauldrons +outside the nearest shop. Cauldrons — All Sizes — +Copper, Brass, Pewter, Silver — Self-Stirring — +Collapsible, said a sign hanging over them. + +“Yeah, you’ll be needin’ one,” said Hagrid, “but we +gotta get yer money first.” + +Harry wished he had about eight more eyes. He +turned his head in every direction as they walked up +the street, trying to look at everything at once: the +shops, the things outside them, the people doing their +shopping. A plump woman outside an Apothecary +was shaking her head as they passed, saying, + +“Dragon liver, sixteen Sickles an ounce, they’re mad.” + +A low, soft hooting came from a dark shop with a sign +saying Eeylops Owl Emporium — Tawny, Screech, +Barn, Brown, and Snowy. Several boys of about +Harry’s age had their noses pressed against a window +with broomsticks in it. “Look,” Harry heard one of +them say, “the new Nimbus Two Thousand — fastest +ever — ” There were shops selling robes, shops selling +telescopes and strange silver instruments Harry had +never seen before, windows stacked with barrels of +bat spleens and eels’ eyes, tottering piles of spell +books, quills, and rolls of parchment, potion bottles, +globes of the moon. ... + +“Gringotts,” said Hagrid. + + + +Page | 80 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They had reached a snowy white building that +towered over the other little shops. Standing beside +its burnished bronze doors, wearing a uniform of +scarlet and gold, was — + +“Yeah, that’s a goblin,” said Hagrid quietly as they +walked up the white stone steps toward him. The +goblin was about a head shorter than Harry. He had a +swarthy, clever face, a pointed beard and, Harry +noticed, very long fingers and feet. He bowed as they +walked inside. Now they were facing a second pair of +doors, silver this time, with words engraved upon +them: + +Enter, stranger, but take heed + +Of what awaits the sin of greed, + +For those who take, but do not earn, + +Must pay most dearly in their turn. + +So if you seek beneath our floors + +A treasure that was never yours, + +Thief, you have been warned, beware + +Of finding more than treasure there. + +“Like I said, yeh’d be mad ter try an’ rob it,” said +Hagrid. + +A pair of goblins bowed them through the silver doors +and they were in a vast marble hall. About a hundred +more goblins were sitting on high stools behind a long +counter, scribbling in large ledgers, weighing coins in +brass scales, examining precious stones through +eyeglasses. There were too many doors to count +Page | 81 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +leading off the hall, and yet more goblins were +showing people in and out of these. Hagrid and Harry +made for the counter. + +“Morning,” said Hagrid to a free goblin. “We’ve come +ter take some money outta Mr. Harry Potter’s safe.” + +“You have his key, sir?” + +“Got it here somewhere,” said Hagrid, and he started +emptying his pockets onto the counter, scattering a +handful of moldy dog biscuits over the goblins book of +numbers. The goblin wrinkled his nose. Harry +watched the goblin on their right weighing a pile of +rubies as big as glowing coals. + +“Got it,” said Hagrid at last, holding up a tiny golden +key. + +The goblin looked at it closely. + +“That seems to be in order.” + +“An’ I’ve also got a letter here from Professor +Dumbledore,” said Hagrid importantly, throwing out +his chest. “It’s about the You-Know-What in vault +seven hundred and thirteen.” + +The goblin read the letter carefully. + +“Very well,” he said, handing it back to Hagrid, “I will +have someone take you down to both vaults. +Griphook!” + +Griphook was yet another goblin. Once Hagrid had +crammed all the dog biscuits back inside his pockets, +he and Harry followed Griphook toward one of the +doors leading off the hall. + + + +Page | 82 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s the You-Know-What in vault seven hundred +and thirteen?” Harry asked. + +“Can’t tell yeh that,” said Hagrid mysteriously. “Very +secret. Hogwarts business. Dumbledore’s trusted me. +More’n my job’s worth ter tell yeh that.” + +Griphook held the door open for them. Harry, who +had expected more marble, was surprised. They were +in a narrow stone passageway lit with flaming +torches. It sloped steeply downward and there were +little railway tracks on the floor. Griphook whistled +and a small cart came hurtling up the tracks toward +them. They climbed in — Hagrid with some difficulty +— and were off. + +At first they just hurtled through a maze of twisting +passages. Harry tried to remember, left, right, right, +left, middle fork, right, left, but it was impossible. The +rattling cart seemed to know its own way, because +Griphook wasn’t steering. + +Harry’s eyes stung as the cold air rushed past them, +but he kept them wide open. Once, he thought he saw +a burst of fire at the end of a passage and twisted +around to see if it was a dragon, but too late — they +plunged even deeper, passing an underground lake +where huge stalactites and stalagmites grew from the +ceiling and floor. + +“I never know,” Harry called to Hagrid over the noise +of the cart, “what’s the difference between a +stalagmite and a stalactite?” + +“Stalagmite’s got an ‘m’ in it,” said Hagrid. “An’ don’ +ask me questions just now, I think I’m gonna be +sick.” + + + +Page | 83 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He did look very green, and when the cart stopped at +last beside a small door in the passage wall, Hagrid +got out and had to lean against the wall to stop his +knees from trembling. + +Griphook unlocked the door. A lot of green smoke +came billowing out, and as it cleared, Harry gasped. +Inside were mounds of gold coins. Columns of silver. +Heaps of little bronze Knuts. + +“All yours,” smiled Hagrid. + +All Harry’s — it was incredible. The Dursleys couldn’t +have known about this or they’d have had it from him +faster than blinking. How often had they complained +how much Harry cost them to keep? And all the time +there had been a small fortune belonging to him, +buried deep under London. + +Hagrid helped Harry pile some of it into a bag. + +“The gold ones are Galleons,” he explained. + +“Seventeen silver Sickles to a Galleon and twenty-nine +Knuts to a Sickle, it’s easy enough. Right, that should +be enough fer a couple o’ terms, we’ll keep the rest +safe for yeh.” He turned to Griphook. “Vault seven +hundred and thirteen now, please, and can we go +more slowly?” + +“One speed only,” said Griphook. + +They were going even deeper now and gathering +speed. The air became colder and colder as they +hurtled round tight corners. They went rattling over +an underground ravine, and Harry leaned over the +side to try to see what was down at the dark bottom, +but Hagrid groaned and pulled him back by the scruff +of his neck. + + + +Page | 84 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Vault seven hundred and thirteen had no keyhole. + +“Stand back,” said Griphook importantly. He stroked +the door gently with one of his long fingers and it +simply melted away. + +“If anyone but a Gringotts goblin tried that, they’d be +sucked through the door and trapped in there,” said +Griphook. + +“How often do you check to see if anyone’s inside?” +Harry asked. + +“About once every ten years,” said Griphook with a +rather nasty grin. + +Something really extraordinary had to be inside this +top security vault, Harry was sure, and he leaned +forward eagerly, expecting to see fabulous jewels at +the very least — but at first he thought it was empty. +Then he noticed a grubby little package wrapped up +in brown paper lying on the floor. Hagrid picked it up +and tucked it deep inside his coat. Harry longed to +know what it was, but knew better than to ask. + +“Come on, back in this infernal cart, and don’t talk to +me on the way back, it’s best if I keep me mouth +shut,” said Hagrid. + + + +One wild cart ride later they stood blinking in the +sunlight outside Gringotts. Harry didn’t know where +to run first now that he had a bag full of money. He +didn’t have to know how many Galleons there were to +a pound to know that he was holding more money +than he’d had in his whole life — more money than +even Dudley had ever had. + + + +Page | 85 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Might as well get yer uniform,” said Hagrid, nodding +toward Madam Malkin’s Robes for All Occasions. +“Listen, Harry, would yeh mind if I slipped off fer a +pick-me-up in the Leaky Cauldron? I hate them +Gringotts carts.” He did still look a bit sick, so Harry +entered Madam Malkin’s shop alone, feeling nervous. + +Madam Malkin was a squat, smiling witch dressed all +in mauve. + +“Hogwarts, dear?” she said, when Harry started to +speak. “Got the lot here — another young man being +fitted up just now, in fact.” + +In the back of the shop, a boy with a pale, pointed +face was standing on a footstool while a second witch +pinned up his long black robes. Madam Malkin stood +Harry on a stool next to him, slipped a long robe over +his head, and began to pin it to the right length. + +“Hello,” said the boy, “Hogwarts, too?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +“My father’s next door buying my books and mother’s +up the street looking at wands,” said the boy. He had +a bored, drawling voice. “Then I’m going to drag them +off to look at racing brooms. I don’t see why first years +can’t have their own. I think I’ll bully father into +getting me one and I’ll smuggle it in somehow.” + +Harry was strongly reminded of Dudley. + +“Have you got your own broom?” the boy went on. + +“No,” said Harry. + +“Play Quidditch at all?” + + + +Page | 86 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” Harry said again, wondering what on earth +Quidditch could be. + +“ I do — Father says it’s a crime if I’m not picked to +play for my House, and I must say, I agree. Know +what House you 11 be in yet?” + +“No,” said Harry, feeling more stupid by the minute. + +“Well, no one really knows until they get there, do +they, but I know I’ll be in Slytherin, all our family +have been — imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I’d +leave, wouldn’t you?” + +“Mmm,” said Harry, wishing he could say something a +bit more interesting. + +“I say, look at that man!” said the boy suddenly, +nodding toward the front window. Hagrid was +standing there, grinning at Harry and pointing at two +large ice creams to show he couldn’t come in. + +“That’s Hagrid,” said Harry, pleased to know +something the boy didn’t. “He works at Hogwarts.” + +“Oh,” said the boy, “I’ve heard of him. He’s a sort of +servant, isn’t he?” + +“He’s the gamekeeper,” said Harry. He was liking the +boy less and less every second. + +“Yes, exactly. I heard he’s a sort of savage — lives in a +hut on the school grounds and every now and then he +gets drunk, tries to do magic, and ends up setting fire +to his bed.” + +“I think he’s brilliant,” said Harry coldly. + + + +Page | 87 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do you?” said the boy, with a slight sneer. “Why is he +with you? Where are your parents?” + +“They’re dead,” said Harry shortly. He didn’t feel +much like going into the matter with this boy. + +“Oh, sorry,” said the other, not sounding sorry at all. +“But they were our kind, weren’t they?” + +“They were a witch and wizard, if that’s what you +mean.” + +“I really don’t think they should let the other sort in, +do you? They’re just not the same, they’ve never been +brought up to know our ways. Some of them have +never even heard of Hogwarts until they get the letter, +imagine. I think they should keep it in the old +wizarding families. What’s your surname, anyway?” + +But before Harry could answer, Madam Malkin said, +“That’s you done, my dear,” and Harry, not sorry for +an excuse to stop talking to the boy, hopped down +from the footstool. + +“Well, I’ll see you at Hogwarts, I suppose,” said the +drawling boy. + +Harry was rather quiet as he ate the ice cream Hagrid +had bought him (chocolate and raspberry with +chopped nuts). + +“What’s up?” said Hagrid. + +“Nothing,” Harry lied. They stopped to buy parchment +and quills. Harry cheered up a bit when he found a +bottle of ink that changed color as you wrote. When +they had left the shop, he said, “Hagrid, what’s +Quidditch?” + + + +Page | 88 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Blimey, Harry, I keep forgettin’ how little yeh know — +not knowin’ about Quidditch!” + +“Don’t make me feel worse,” said Harry. He told +Hagrid about the pale boy in Madam Malkin’s. + +“ — and he said people from Muggle families shouldn’t +even be allowed in — ” + +“Yer not from a Muggle family. If he’d known who yeh +were — he’s grown up knowin’ yer name if his +parents are wizardin’ folk. You saw what everyone in +the Leaky Cauldron was like when they saw yeh. +Anyway, what does he know about it, some o’ the best +I ever saw were the only ones with magic in ’em in a +long line o’ Muggles — look at yer mum! Look what +she had fer a sister!” + +“So what is Quidditch?” + +“It’s our sport. Wizard sport. It’s like — like soccer in +the Muggle world — everyone follows Quidditch — +played up in the air on broomsticks and there’s four +balls — sorta hard ter explain the rules.” + +“And what are Slytherin and Hufflepuff?” + +“School Houses. There’s four. Everyone says +Hufflepuff are a lot o’ duffers, but — ” + +“I bet I’m in Hufflepuff,” said Harry gloomily. + +“Better Hufflepuff than Slytherin,” said Hagrid darkly. +“There’s not a single witch or wizard who went bad +who wasn’t in Slytherin. You-Know-Who was one.” + +“Vol-, sorry — You-Know-Who was at Hogwarts?” + +“Years an’ years ago,” said Hagrid. + +Page | 89 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They bought Harry’s school books in a shop called +Flourish and Blotts where the shelves were stacked to +the ceiling with books as large as paving stones +bound in leather; books the size of postage stamps in +covers of silk; books full of peculiar symbols and a +few books with nothing in them at all. Even Dudley, +who never read anything, would have been wild to get +his hands on some of these. Hagrid almost had to +drag Harry away from Curses and Counter-curses +(Bewitch Your Friends and Befuddle Your Enemies +with the Latest Revenges: Hair Loss, Jelly-Legs, +Tongue-Tying and Much, Much More) by Professor +Vindictus Viridian. + +“I was trying to find out how to curse Dudley.” + +“I’m not sayin’ that’s not a good idea, but yer not ter +use magic in the Muggle world except in very special +circumstances,” said Hagrid. “An’ anyway, yeh +couldn’ work any of them curses yet, yeh’ll need a lot +more study before yeh get ter that level.” + +Hagrid wouldn’t let Harry buy a solid gold cauldron, +either (“It says pewter on yer list”), but they got a nice +set of scales for weighing potion ingredients and a +collapsible brass telescope. Then they visited the +Apothecary, which was fascinating enough to make +up for its horrible smell, a mixture of bad eggs and +rotted cabbages. Barrels of slimy stuff stood on the +floor; jars of herbs, dried roots, and bright powders +lined the walls; bundles of feathers, strings of fangs, +and snarled claws hung from the ceiling. While +Hagrid asked the man behind the counter for a +supply of some basic potion ingredients for Harry, +Harry himself examined silver unicorn horns at +twenty-one Galleons each and minuscule, glittery- +black beetle eyes (five Knuts a scoop). + + + +Page | 90 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Outside the Apothecary, Hagrid checked Harry’s list +again. + +“Just yer wand left — oh yeah, an’ I still haven’t got +yeh a birthday present.” + +Harry felt himself go red. + +“You don’t have to — ” + +“I know I don’t have to. Tell yeh what, I’ll get yer +animal. Not a toad, toads went outta fashion years +ago, yeh’d be laughed at — an’ I don’ like cats, they +make me sneeze. I’ll get yer an owl. All the kids want +owls, they’re dead useful, carry yer mail an’ +everythin’.” + +Twenty minutes later, they left Eeylops Owl +Emporium, which had been dark and full of rustling +and flickering, jewel-bright eyes. Harry now carried a +large cage that held a beautiful snowy owl, fast asleep +with her head under her wing. He couldn’t stop +stammering his thanks, sounding just like Professor +Quirrell. + +“Don’ mention it,” said Hagrid gruffly. “Don’ expect +you’ve had a lotta presents from them Dursleys. Just +Ollivanders left now — only place fer wands, +Ollivanders, and yeh gotta have the best wand.” + +A magic wand . . . this was what Harry had been really +looking forward to. + +The last shop was narrow and shabby. Peeling gold +letters over the door read Ollivanders: Makers of Fine +Wands since 382b. c. A single wand lay on a faded +purple cushion in the dusty window. + + + +Page | 91 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A tinkling bell rang somewhere in the depths of the +shop as they stepped inside. It was a tiny place, +empty except for a single, spindly chair that Hagrid +sat on to wait. Harry felt strangely as though he had +entered a very strict library; he swallowed a lot of new +questions that had just occurred to him and looked +instead at the thousands of narrow boxes piled neatly +right up to the ceiling. For some reason, the back of +his neck prickled. The very dust and silence in here +seemed to tingle with some secret magic. + +“Good afternoon,” said a soft voice. Harry jumped. +Hagrid must have jumped, too, because there was a +loud crunching noise and he got quickly off the +spindly chair. + +An old man was standing before them, his wide, pale +eyes shining like moons through the gloom of the +shop. + +“Hello,” said Harry awkwardly. + +“Ah yes,” said the man. “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be +seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. +“You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday +she was in here herself, buying her first wand. Ten +and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. +Nice wand for charm work.” + +Mr. Ollivander moved closer to Harry. Harry wished +he would blink. Those silvery eyes were a bit creepy. + +“Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany +wand. Eleven inches. Pliable. A little more power and +excellent for transfiguration. Well, I say your father +favored it — it’s really the wand that chooses the +wizard, of course.” + + + +Page | 92 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Ollivander had come so close that he and Harry +were almost nose to nose. Harry could see himself +reflected in those misty eyes. + +“And that’s where ...” + +Mr. Ollivander touched the lightning scar on Harry’s +forehead with a long, white finger. + +“I’m sorry to say I sold the wand that did it,” he said +softly. “Thirteen-and-a-half inches. Yew. Powerful +wand, very powerful, and in the wrong hands ... well, +if I’d known what that wand was going out into the +world to do. ...” + +He shook his head and then, to Harry’s relief, spotted +Hagrid. + +“Rubeus! Rubeus Hagrid! How nice to see you again. + +... Oak, sixteen inches, rather bendy, wasn’t it?” + +“It was, sir, yes,” said Hagrid. + +“Good wand, that one. But I suppose they snapped it +in half when you got expelled?” said Mr. Ollivander, +suddenly stern. + +“Er — yes, they did, yes,” said Hagrid, shuffling his +feet. “I’ve still got the pieces, though,” he added +brightly. + +“But you don’t use them?” said Mr. Ollivander +sharply. + +“Oh, no, sir,” said Hagrid quickly. Harry noticed he +gripped his pink umbrella very tightly as he spoke. + +“Hmmm,” said Mr. Ollivander, giving Hagrid a +piercing look. “Well, now — Mr. Potter. Let me see.” + +Page | 93 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He pulled a long tape measure with silver markings +out of his pocket. “Which is your wand arm?” + +“Er — well, I’m right-handed,” said Harry. + +“Hold out your arm. That’s it.” He measured Harry +from shoulder to finger, then wrist to elbow, shoulder +to floor, knee to armpit and round his head. As he +measured, he said, “Every Ollivander wand has a core +of a powerful magical substance, Mr. Potter. We use +unicorn hairs, phoenix tail feathers, and the +heartstrings of dragons. No two Ollivander wands are +the same, just as no two unicorns, dragons, or +phoenixes are quite the same. And of course, you will +never get such good results with another wizard’s +wand.” + +Harry suddenly realized that the tape measure, which +was measuring between his nostrils, was doing this +on its own. Mr. Ollivander was flitting around the +shelves, taking down boxes. + +“That will do,” he said, and the tape measure +crumpled into a heap on the floor. “Right then, Mr. +Potter. Try this one. Beech-wood and dragon +heartstring. Nine inches. Nice and flexible. Just take +it and give it a wave.” + +Harry took the wand and (feeling foolish) waved it +around a bit, but Mr. Ollivander snatched it out of his +hand almost at once. + +“Maple and phoenix feather. Seven inches. Quite +whippy. Try — ” + +Harry tried — but he had hardly raised the wand +when it, too, was snatched back by Mr. Ollivander. + + + +Page | 94 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, no — here, ebony and unicorn hair, eight and a +half inches, springy. Go on, go on, try it out.” + +Harry tried. And tried. He had no idea what Mr. +Ollivander was waiting for. The pile of tried wands +was mounting higher and higher on the spindly chair, +but the more wands Mr. Ollivander pulled from the +shelves, the happier he seemed to become. + +“Tricky customer, eh? Not to worry, well find the +perfect match here somewhere — I wonder, now — +yes, why not — unusual combination — holly and +phoenix feather, eleven inches, nice and supple.” + +Harry took the wand. He felt a sudden warmth in his +fingers. He raised the wand above his head, brought it +swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of +red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, +throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls. Hagrid +whooped and clapped and Mr. Ollivander cried, “Oh, +bravo! Yes, indeed, oh, very good. Well, well, well ... +how curious ... how very curious ...” + +He put Harry’s wand back into its box and wrapped it +in brown paper, still muttering, “Curious . . . curious + + + +“Sorry,” said Harry, “but what’s curious?” + +Mr. Ollivander fixed Harry with his pale stare. + +“I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. +Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix +whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another +feather — just one other. It is very curious indeed +that you should be destined for this wand when its +brother — why, its brother gave you that scar.” + + + +Harry swallowed. + +Page | 95 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, thirteen-and-a-half inches. Yew. Curious indeed +how these things happen. The wand chooses the +wizard, remember. ... I think we must expect great +things from you, Mr. Potter. ... After all, He-Who- +Must-Not-Be-Named did great things — terrible, yes, +but great.” + +Harry shivered. He wasn’t sure he liked Mr. + +Ollivander too much. He paid seven gold Galleons for +his wand, and Mr. Ollivander bowed them from his +shop. + +The late afternoon sun hung low in the sky as Harry +and Hagrid made their way back down Diagon Alley, +back through the wall, back through the Leaky +Cauldron, now empty. Harry didn’t speak at all as +they walked down the road; he didn’t even notice how +much people were gawking at them on the +Underground, laden as they were with all their funny- +shaped packages, with the snowy owl asleep in its +cage on Harry’s lap. Up another escalator, out into +Paddington station; Harry only realized where they +were when Hagrid tapped him on the shoulder. + +“Got time fer a bite to eat before yer train leaves,” he +said. + +He bought Harry a hamburger and they sat down on +plastic seats to eat them. Harry kept looking around. +Everything looked so strange, somehow. + +“You all right, Harry? Yer very quiet,” said Hagrid. + +Harry wasn’t sure he could explain. He’d just had the +best birthday of his life — and yet — he chewed his +hamburger, trying to find the words. + +“Everyone thinks I’m special,” he said at last. “All +those people in the Leaky Cauldron, Professor + +Page | 96 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Quirrell, Mr. Ollivander ... but I don’t know anything +about magic at all. How can they expect great things? +I’m famous and I can’t even remember what I’m +famous for. I don’t know what happened when Vol-, +sorry — I mean, the night my parents died.” + +Hagrid leaned across the table. Behind the wild beard +and eyebrows he wore a very kind smile. + +“Don’ you worry, Harry. You’ll learn fast enough. +Everyone starts at the beginning at Hogwarts, you’ll +be just fine. Just be yerself. I know it’s hard. Yeh’ve +been singled out, an’ that’s always hard. But yeh’ll +have a great time at Hogwarts — I did — still do, +’smatter of fact.” + +Hagrid helped Harry on to the train that would take +him back to the Dursleys, then handed him an +envelope. + +“Yer ticket fer Hogwarts,” he said. “First o’ September +— King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket. Any problems +with the Dursleys, send me a letter with yer owl, she’ll +know where to find me. ... See yeh soon, Harry.” + +The train pulled out of the station. Harry wanted to +watch Hagrid until he was out of sight; he rose in his +seat and pressed his nose against the window, but he +blinked and Hagrid had gone. + + + +Page | 97 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +THE JOURNEY FROM PLATFORM +NINE AND THREE-QUARTERS + +Harry’s last month with the Dursleys wasn’t fun. +True, Dudley was now so scared of Harry he wouldn’t +stay in the same room, while Aunt Petunia and Uncle +Vernon didn’t shut Harry in his cupboard, force him +to do anything, or shout at him — in fact, they didn’t +speak to him at all. Half terrified, half furious, they +acted as though any chair with Harry in it were +empty. Although this was an improvement in many +ways, it did become a bit depressing after a while. + +Harry kept to his room, with his new owl for +company. He had decided to call her Hedwig, a name +he had found in A History of Magic. His school books +were very interesting. He lay on his bed reading late +into the night, Hedwig swooping in and out of the +open window as she pleased. It was lucky that Aunt +Petunia didn’t come in to vacuum anymore, because +Hedwig kept bringing back dead mice. Every night +before he went to sleep, Harry ticked off another day + + + +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +on the piece of paper he had pinned to the wall, +counting down to September the first. + +On the last day of August he thought he’d better +speak to his aunt and uncle about getting to King’s +Cross station the next day, so he went down to the +living room where they were watching a quiz show on +television. He cleared his throat to let them know he +was there, and Dudley screamed and ran from the +room. + +“Er — Uncle Vernon?” + +Uncle Vernon grunted to show he was listening. + +“Er — I need to be at King’s Cross tomorrow to — to +go to Hogwarts.” + +Uncle Vernon grunted again. + +“Would it be all right if you gave me a lift?” + +Grunt. Harry supposed that meant yes. + +“Thank you.” + +He was about to go back upstairs when Uncle Vernon +actually spoke. + +“Funny way to get to a wizards’ school, the train. +Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?” + +Harry didn’t say anything. + +“Where is this school, anyway?” + +“I don’t know,” said Harry, realizing this for the first +time. He pulled the ticket Hagrid had given him out of +his pocket. + +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I just take the train from platform nine and three- +quarters at eleven o’clock,” he read. + +His aunt and uncle stared. + +“Platform what?” + +“Nine and three-quarters.” + +“Don’t talk rubbish,” said Uncle Vernon. “There is no +platform nine and three-quarters.” + +“It’s on my ticket.” + +“Barking,” said Uncle Vernon, “howling mad, the lot of +them. You 11 see. You just wait. All right, we’ll take +you to King’s Cross. We’re going up to London +tomorrow anyway, or I wouldn’t bother.” + +“Why are you going to London?” Harry asked, trying +to keep things friendly. + +“Taking Dudley to the hospital,” growled Uncle +Vernon. “Got to have that ruddy tail removed before +he goes to Smeltings.” + +Harry woke at five o’clock the next morning and was +too excited and nervous to go back to sleep. He got up +and pulled on his jeans because he didn’t want to +walk into the station in his wizard’s robes — he’d +change on the train. He checked his Hogwarts list yet +again to make sure he had everything he needed, saw +that Hedwig was shut safely in her cage, and then +paced the room, waiting for the Dursleys to get up. +Two hours later, Harry’s huge, heavy trunk had been +loaded into the Dursleys’ car, Aunt Petunia had +talked Dudley into sitting next to Harry, and they had +set off. + + + +Page | 100 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They reached King’s Cross at half past ten. Uncle +Vernon dumped Harry’s trunk onto a cart and +wheeled it into the station for him. Harry thought this +was strangely kind until Uncle Vernon stopped dead, +facing the platforms with a nasty grin on his face. + +“Well, there you are, boy. Platform nine — platform +ten. Your platform should be somewhere in the +middle, but they don’t seem to have built it yet, do +they?” + +He was quite right, of course. There was a big plastic +number nine over one platform and a big plastic +number ten over the one next to it, and in the middle, +nothing at all. + +“Have a good term,” said Uncle Vernon with an even +nastier smile. He left without another word. Harry +turned and saw the Dursleys drive away. All three of +them were laughing. Harry’s mouth went rather dry. +What on earth was he going to do? He was starting to +attract a lot of funny looks, because of Hedwig. He’d +have to ask someone. + +He stopped a passing guard, but didn’t dare mention +platform nine and three-quarters. The guard had +never heard of Hogwarts and when Harry couldn’t +even tell him what part of the country it was in, he +started to get annoyed, as though Harry was being +stupid on purpose. Getting desperate, Harry asked for +the train that left at eleven o’clock, but the guard said +there wasn’t one. In the end the guard strode away, +muttering about time wasters. Harry was now trying +hard not to panic. According to the large clock over +the arrivals board, he had ten minutes left to get on +the train to Hogwarts and he had no idea how to do it; +he was stranded in the middle of a station with a +trunk he could hardly lift, a pocket full of wizard +money, and a large owl. + +Page | 101 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid must have forgotten to tell him something you +had to do, like tapping the third brick on the left to +get into Diagon Alley. He wondered if he should get +out his wand and start tapping the ticket inspector’s +stand between platforms nine and ten. + +At that moment a group of people passed just behind +him and he caught a few words of what they were +saying. + +“ — packed with Muggles, of course — ” + +Harry swung round. The speaker was a plump +woman who was talking to four boys, all with flaming +red hair. Each of them was pushing a trunk like +Harry’s in front of him — and they had an owl. + +Heart hammering, Harry pushed his cart after them. +They stopped and so did he, just near enough to hear +what they were saying. + +“Now, what’s the platform number?” said the boys’ +mother. + +“Nine and three-quarters!” piped a small girl, also red- +headed, who was holding her hand, “Mom, can’t I go + + + +“You’re not old enough, Ginny, now be quiet. All right, +Percy, you go first.” + +What looked like the oldest boy marched toward +platforms nine and ten. Harry watched, careful not to +blink in case he missed it — but just as the boy +reached the dividing barrier between the two +platforms, a large crowd of tourists came swarming in +front of him and by the time the last backpack had +cleared away, the boy had vanished. + + + +Page | 102 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fred, you next,” the plump woman said. + + + +“I’m not Fred, I’m George,” said the boy. “Honestly, +woman, you call yourself our mother? Can’t you tell +I’m George?” + +“Sorry, George, dear.” + +“Only joking, I am Fred,” said the boy, and off he +went. His twin called after him to hurry up, and he +must have done so, because a second later, he had +gone — but how had he done it? + +Now the third brother was walking briskly toward the +barrier — he was almost there — and then, quite +suddenly, he wasn’t anywhere. + +There was nothing else for it. + +“Excuse me,” Harry said to the plump woman. + +“Hello, dear,” she said. “First time at Hogwarts? Ron’s +new, too.” + +She pointed at the last and youngest of her sons. He +was tall, thin, and gangling, with freckles, big hands +and feet, and a long nose. + +“Yes,” said Harry. “The thing is — the thing is, I don’t +know how to — ” + +“How to get onto the platform?” she said kindly, and +Harry nodded. + +“Not to worry,” she said. “All you have to do is walk +straight at the barrier between platforms nine and +ten. Don’t stop and don’t be scared you’ll crash into +it, that’s very important. Best do it at a bit of a run if +you’re nervous. Go on, go now before Ron.” + +Page | 103 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — okay,” said Harry. + +He pushed his trolley around and stared at the +barrier. It looked very solid. + +He started to walk toward it. People jostled him on +their way to platforms nine and ten. Harry walked +more quickly. He was going to smash right into that +barrier and then he’d be in trouble — leaning forward +on his cart, he broke into a heavy run — the barrier +was coming nearer and nearer — he wouldn’t be able +to stop — the cart was out of control — he was a foot +away — he closed his eyes ready for the crash — + +It didn’t come ... he kept on running ... he opened his +eyes. + +A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform +packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts +Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and +saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had +been, with the words Platform Nine and Three- +Quarters on it. He had done it. + +Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the +chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound +here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one +another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble +and the scraping of heavy trunks. + +The first few carriages were already packed with +students, some hanging out of the window to talk to +their families, some fighting over seats. Harry pushed +his cart off down the platform in search of an empty +seat. He passed a round-faced boy who was saying, +“Gran, I’ve lost my toad again.” + +“Oh, Neville,” he heard the old woman sigh. + + + +Page | 104 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A boy with dreadlocks was surrounded by a small +crowd. + + + +“Give us a look, Lee, go on.” + +The boy lifted the lid of a box in his arms, and the +people around him shrieked and yelled as something +inside poked out a long, hairy leg. + +Harry pressed on through the crowd until he found +an empty compartment near the end of the train. He +put Hedwig inside first and then started to shove and +heave his trunk toward the train door. He tried to lift +it up the steps but could hardly raise one end and +twice he dropped it painfully on his foot. + +“Want a hand?” It was one of the red-haired twins +he’d followed through the barrier. + +“Yes, please,” Harry panted. + +“Oy, Fred! C’mere and help!” + +With the twins’ help, Harry’s trunk was at last tucked +away in a corner of the compartment. + +“Thanks,” said Harry, pushing his sweaty hair out of +his eyes. + +“What’s that?” said one of the twins suddenly, +pointing at Harry’s lightning scar. + +“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” + +“He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to +Harry. + +“What?” said Harry. + +Page | 105 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Harry Potter,” chorused the twins. + +“Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.” + +The two boys gawked at him, and Harry felt himself +turning red. Then, to his relief, a voice came floating +in through the train’s open door. + +“Fred? George? Are you there?” + +“Coming, Mom.” + +With a last look at Harry, the twins hopped off the +train. + +Harry sat down next to the window where, half +hidden, he could watch the red-haired family on the +platform and hear what they were saying. Their +mother had just taken out her handkerchief. + +“Ron, you’ve got something on your nose.” + +The youngest boy tried to jerk out of the way, but she +grabbed him and began rubbing the end of his nose. + +“Mom — geroff.” He wriggled free. + +“Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?” +said one of the twins. + +“Shut up,” said Ron. + +“Where’s Percy?” said their mother. + +“He’s coming now.” + +The oldest boy came striding into sight. He had +already changed into his billowing black Hogwarts + + + +Page | 106 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +robes, and Harry noticed a shiny red and gold badge +on his chest with the letter P on it. + +“Can’t stay long, Mother,” he said. “I’m up front, the +prefects have got two compartments to themselves — ” + +“Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?” said one of the twins, +with an air of great surprise. “You should have said +something, we had no idea.” + +“Hang on, I think I remember him saying something +about it,” said the other twin. “Once — ” + +“Or twice — ” + +“A minute — ” + +“All summer — ” + +“Oh, shut up,” said Percy the Prefect. + +“How come Percy gets new robes, anyway?” said one +of the twins. + +“Because he’s a prefect,” said their mother fondly. “All +right, dear, well, have a good term — send me an owl +when you get there.” + +She kissed Percy on the cheek and he left. Then she +turned to the twins. + +“Now, you two — this year, you behave yourselves. If I +get one more owl telling me you’ve — you’ve blown up +a toilet or — ” + +“Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet.” +“Great idea though, thanks, Mom.” + + + +Page | 107 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s not funny. And look after Ron.” + +“Don’t worry, ickle Ronniekins is safe with us.” + +“Shut up,” said Ron again. He was almost as tall as +the twins already and his nose was still pink where +his mother had rubbed it. + +“Hey, Mom, guess what? Guess who we just met on +the train?” + +Harry leaned back quickly so they couldn’t see him +looking. + +“You know that black-haired boy who was near us in +the station? Know who he is?” + +“Who?” + +“ Harry Potted” + +Harry heard the little girl’s voice. + +“Oh, Mom, can I go on the train and see him, Mom, +oh please. ...” + +“You’ve already seen him, Ginny, and the poor boy +isn’t something you goggle at in a zoo. Is he really, +Fred? How do you know?” + +“Asked him. Saw his scar. It’s really there — like +lightning.” + +“Poor dear — no wonder he was alone, I wondered. He +was ever so polite when he asked how to get onto the +platform.” + +“Never mind that, do you think he remembers what +You-Know-Who looks like?” + +Page | 108 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Their mother suddenly became very stern. + + + +“I forbid you to ask him, Fred. No, don’t you dare. As +though he needs reminding of that on his first day at +school.” + +“All right, keep your hair on.” + +A whistle sounded. + +“Hurry up!” their mother said, and the three boys +clambered onto the train. They leaned out of the +window for her to kiss them good-bye, and their +younger sister began to cry. + +“Don’t, Ginny, we’ll send you loads of owls.” + +“Well send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.” + +“ Georg e\” + +“Only joking, Mom.” + +The train began to move. Harry saw the boys’ mother +waving and their sister, half laughing, half crying, +running to keep up with the train until it gathered too +much speed, then she fell back and waved. + +Harry watched the girl and her mother disappear as +the train rounded the corner. Houses flashed past the +window. Harry felt a great leap of excitement. He +didn’t know what he was going to — but it had to be +better than what he was leaving behind. + +The door of the compartment slid open and the +youngest redheaded boy came in. + +“Anyone sitting there?” he asked, pointing at the seat +opposite Harry. “Everywhere else is full.” + +Page | 109 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry shook his head and the boy sat down. He +glanced at Harry and then looked quickly out of the +window, pretending he hadn’t looked. Harry saw he +still had a black mark on his nose. + +“Hey, Ron.” + +The twins were back. + +“Listen, we’re going down the middle of the train — + +Lee Jordan’s got a giant tarantula down there.” + +“Right,” mumbled Ron. + +“Harry,” said the other twin, “did we introduce +ourselves? Fred and George Weasley. And this is Ron, +our brother. See you later, then.” + +“Bye,” said Harry and Ron. The twins slid the +compartment door shut behind them. + +“Are you really Harry Potter?” Ron blurted out. + +Harry nodded. + +“Oh — well, I thought it might be one of Fred and +George’s jokes,” said Ron. “And have you really got — +you know ...” + +He pointed at Harry’s forehead. + +Harry pulled back his bangs to show the lightning +scar. Ron stared. + +“So that’s where You-Know-Who — ?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, “but I can’t remember it.” + +“Nothing?” said Ron eagerly. + +Page | 110 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well — I remember a lot of green light, but nothing +else.” + + + +“Wow,” said Ron. He sat and stared at Harry for a few +moments, then, as though he had suddenly realized +what he was doing, he looked quickly out of the +window again. + +“Are all your family wizards?” asked Harry, who found +Ron just as interesting as Ron found him. + +“Er — yes, I think so,” said Ron. “I think Mom’s got a +second cousin who’s an accountant, but we never talk +about him.” + +“So you must know loads of magic already.” + +The Weasleys were clearly one of those old wizarding +families the pale boy in Diagon Alley had talked +about. + +“I heard you went to live with Muggles,” said Ron. +“What are they like?” + +“Horrible — well, not all of them. My aunt and uncle +and cousin are, though. Wish I’d had three wizard +brothers.” + +“Five,” said Ron. For some reason, he was looking +gloomy. “I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. +You could say I’ve got a lot to live up to. Bill and +Charlie have already left — Bill was head boy and +Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a +prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they +still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re +really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the +others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it +first. You never get anything new, either, with five + +Page | 111 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +brothers. I’ve got Bill’s old robes, Charlie’s old wand, +and Percy’s old rat.” + +Ron reached inside his jacket and pulled out a fat +gray rat, which was asleep. + +“His name’s Scabbers and he’s useless, he hardly ever +wakes up. Percy got an owl from my dad for being +made a prefect, but they couldn’t aff — I mean, I got +Scabbers instead.” + +Ron’s ears went pink. He seemed to think he’d said +too much, because he went back to staring out of the +window. + +Harry didn’t think there was anything wrong with not +being able to afford an owl. After all, he’d never had +any money in his life until a month ago, and he told +Ron so, all about having to wear Dudley’s old clothes +and never getting proper birthday presents. This +seemed to cheer Ron up. + +"... and until Hagrid told me, I didn’t know anything +about being a wizard or about my parents or +Voldemort — ” + +Ron gasped. + +“What?” said Harry. + +“ You said You-Know-Who’s name\” said Ron, sounding +both shocked and impressed. “I’d have thought you, +of all people — ” + +“I’m not trying to be brave or anything, saying the +name,” said Harry, “I just never knew you shouldn’t. +See what I mean? I’ve got loads to learn. ... I bet,” he +added, voicing for the first time something that had + + + +Page | 112 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +been worrying him a lot lately, “I bet I’m the worst in +the class.” + +“You won’t be. There’s loads of people who come from +Muggle families and they learn quick enough.” + +While they had been talking, the train had carried +them out of London. Now they were speeding past +fields full of cows and sheep. They were quiet for a +time, watching the fields and lanes flick past. + +Around half past twelve there was a great clattering +outside in the corridor and a smiling, dimpled woman +slid back their door and said, “Anything off the cart, +dears?” + +Harry, who hadn’t had any breakfast, leapt to his feet, +but Ron’s ears went pink again and he muttered that +he’d brought sandwiches. Harry went out into the +corridor. + +He had never had any money for candy with the +Dursleys, and now that he had pockets rattling with +gold and silver he was ready to buy as many Mars +Bars as he could carry — but the woman didn’t have +Mars Bars. What she did have were Bertie Bott’s +Every Flavor Beans, Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum, +Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, +Licorice Wands, and a number of other strange things +Harry had never seen in his life. Not wanting to miss +anything, he got some of everything and paid the +woman eleven silver Sickles and seven bronze Knuts. + +Ron stared as Harry brought it all back in to the +compartment and tipped it onto an empty seat. + +“Hungry, are you?” + + + +Page | 113 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Starving,” said Harry, taking a large bite out of a +pumpkin pasty. + +Ron had taken out a lumpy package and unwrapped +it. There were four sandwiches inside. He pulled one +of them apart and said, “She always forgets I don’t +like corned beef.” + +“Swap you for one of these,” said Harry, holding up a +pasty. “Go on — ” + +“You don’t want this, it’s all dry,” said Ron. “She +hasn’t got much time,” he added quickly, “you know, +with five of us.” + +“Go on, have a pasty,” said Harry, who had never had +anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share +it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, +eating their way through all Harry’s pasties, cakes, +and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten). + +“What are these?” Harry asked Ron, holding up a +pack of Chocolate Frogs. “They’re not really frogs, are +they?” He was starting to feel that nothing would +surprise him. + +“No,” said Ron. “But see what the card is. I’m missing +Agrippa.” + +“What?” + +“Oh, of course, you wouldn’t know — Chocolate Frogs +have cards inside them, you know, to collect — +famous witches and wizards. I’ve got about five +hundred, but I haven’t got Agrippa or Ptolemy.” + +Harry unwrapped his Chocolate Frog and picked up +the card. It showed a man’s face. He wore half-moon +glasses, had a long, crooked nose, and flowing silver + +Page | 114 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hair, beard, and mustache. Underneath the picture +was the name Albus Dumbledore. + + + +“So this is Dumbledore!” said Harry. + +“Don’t tell me you’d never heard of Dumbledore!” said +Ron. “Can I have a frog? I might get Agrippa — thanks + + + +Harry turned over his card and read: + +ALBUS DUMBLEDORE + +CURRENTLY HEADMASTER OF HOGWARTS + +Considered by many the greatest wizard of modern +times, Dumbledore is particularly famous for his +defeat of the Dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945, for the +discovery of the twelve uses of dragon’s blood, and his +work on alchemy with his partner, Nicolas Flamel. +Professor Dumbledore enjoys chamber music and ten +pin bowling. + +Harry turned the card back over and saw, to his +astonishment, that Dumbledore ’s face had +disappeared. + +“He’s gone!” + +“Well, you can’t expect him to hang around all day,” +said Ron. “He’ll be back. No, I’ve got Morgana again +and I’ve got about six of her ... do you want it? You +can start collecting.” + +Ron’s eyes strayed to the pile of Chocolate Frogs +waiting to be unwrapped. + +“Help yourself,” said Harry. “But in, you know, the +Muggle world, people just stay put in photos.” + +Page | 115 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do they? What, they don’t move at all?” Ron sounded +amazed. “Weird).” + + + +Harry stared as Dumbledore sidled back into the +picture on his card and gave him a small smile. Ron +was more interested in eating the frogs than looking +at the Famous Witches and Wizards cards, but Harry +couldn’t keep his eyes off them. Soon he had not only +Dumbledore and Morgana, but Hengist of Woodcraft, +Alberic Grunnion, Circe, Paracelsus, and Merlin. He +finally tore his eyes away from the druidess Cliodna, +who was scratching her nose, to open a bag of Bertie +Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. + +“You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned +Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every +flavor — you know, you get all the ordinary ones like +chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then +you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George +reckons he had a booger-flavored one once.” + +Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, +and bit into a corner. + +“Bleaaargh — see? Sprouts.” + +They had a good time eating the Every Flavor Beans. +Harry got toast, coconut, baked bean, strawberry, +curry, grass, coffee, sardine, and was even brave +enough to nibble the end off a funny gray one Ron +wouldn’t touch, which turned out to be pepper. + +The countryside now flying past the window was +becoming wilder. The neat fields had gone. Now there +were woods, twisting rivers, and dark green hills. + +There was a knock on the door of their compartment +and the round-faced boy Harry had passed on + +Page | 116 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +platform nine and three-quarters came in. He looked +tearful. + + + +“Sorry,” he said, “but have you seen a toad at all?” + +When they shook their heads, he wailed, “I’ve lost +him! He keeps getting away from me!” + +“Hell turn up,” said Harry. + +“Yes,” said the boy miserably. “Well, if you see him ...” +He left. + +“Don’t know why he’s so bothered,” said Ron. “If I’d +brought a toad I’d lose it as quick as I could. Mind +you, I brought Scabbers, so I can’t talk.” + +The rat was still snoozing on Ron’s lap. + +“He might have died and you wouldn’t know the +difference,” said Ron in disgust. “I tried to turn him +yellow yesterday to make him more interesting, but +the spell didn’t work. I’ll show you, look ...” + +He rummaged around in his trunk and pulled out a +very battered-looking wand. It was chipped in places +and something white was glinting at the end. + +“Unicorn hair’s nearly poking out. Anyway — ” + +He had just raised his wand when the compartment +door slid open again. The toadless boy was back, but +this time he had a girl with him. She was already +wearing her new Hogwarts robes. + +“Has anyone seen a toad? Neville’s lost one,” she said. +She had a bossy sort of voice, lots of bushy brown +hair, and rather large front teeth. + +Page | 117 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’ve already told him we haven’t seen it,” said Ron, +but the girl wasn’t listening, she was looking at the +wand in his hand. + +“Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see it, then.” + +She sat down. Ron looked taken aback. + +“Er — all right.” + +He cleared his throat. + +“ Sunshine , daisies, butter mellow, + +Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.” + +He waved his wand, but nothing happened. Scabbers +stayed gray and fast asleep. + +“Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, +it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells +just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in +my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise +when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of +course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft +there is, I’ve heard — I’ve learned all our course books +by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough — I’m +Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?” + +She said all this very fast. + +Harry looked at Ron, and was relieved to see by his +stunned face that he hadn’t learned all the course +books by heart either. + +“I’m Ron Weasley,” Ron muttered. + +“Harry Potter,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 118 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you really?” said Hermione. “I know all about +you, of course — I got a few extra books for +background reading, and you’re in Modern Magical +History and The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts and +Great Wizarding Events of the Twentieth Century.” + +“Am I?” said Harry, feeling dazed. + +“Goodness, didn’t you know, I’d have found out +everything I could if it was me,” said Hermione. “Do +either of you know what House you’ll be in? I’ve been +asking around, and I hope I’m in Gryffindor, it sounds +by far the best; I hear Dumbledore himself was in it, +but I suppose Ravenclaw wouldn’t be too bad. ... +Anyway, we’d better go and look for Neville’s toad. + +You two had better change, you know, I expect we’ll +be there soon.” + +And she left, taking the toadless boy with her. + +“Whatever House I’m in, I hope she’s not in it,” said +Ron. He threw his wand back into his trunk. “Stupid +spell — George gave it to me, bet he knew it was a +dud.” + +“What House are your brothers in?” asked Harry. + +“Gryffindor,” said Ron. Gloom seemed to be settling +on him again. “Mom and Dad were in it, too. I don’t +know what they’ll say if I’m not. I don’t suppose +Ravenclaw would be too bad, but imagine if they put +me in Slytherin.” + +“That’s the House Vol-, I mean, You-Know-Who was +in?” + + + +“Yeah,” said Ron. He flopped back into his seat, +looking depressed. + + + +Page | 119 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You know, I think the ends of Scabbers’ whiskers are +a bit lighter,” said Harry, trying to take Ron’s mind off +Houses. “So what do your oldest brothers do now that +they’ve left, anyway?” + +Harry was wondering what a wizard did once he’d +finished school. + +“Charlie’s in Romania studying dragons, and Bill’s in +Africa doing something for Gringotts,” said Ron. “Did +you hear about Gringotts? It’s been all over the Daily +Prophet, but I don’t suppose you get that with the +Muggles — someone tried to rob a high security +vault.” + +Harry stared. + +“Really? What happened to them?” + +“Nothing, that’s why it’s such big news. They haven’t +been caught. My dad says it must’ve been a powerful +Dark wizard to get round Gringotts, but they don’t +think they took anything, that’s what’s odd. ’Course, +everyone gets scared when something like this +happens in case You-Know-Who’s behind it.” + +Harry turned this news over in his mind. He was +starting to get a prickle of fear every time You-Know- +Who was mentioned. He supposed this was all part of +entering the magical world, but it had been a lot more +comfortable saying “Voldemort” without worrying. + +“What’s your Quidditch team?” Ron asked. + +“Er — I don’t know any,” Harry confessed. + +“What!” Ron looked dumbfounded. “Oh, you wait, it’s +the best game in the world — ” And he was off, +explaining all about the four balls and the positions of + +Page | 120 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the seven players, describing famous games he’d been +to with his brothers and the broomstick he’d like to +get if he had the money. He was just taking Harry +through the finer points of the game when the +compartment door slid open yet again, but it wasn’t +Neville the toadless boy, or Hermione Granger this +time. + +Three boys entered, and Harry recognized the middle +one at once: It was the pale boy from Madam Malkin’s +robe shop. He was looking at Harry with a lot more +interest than he’d shown back in Diagon Alley. + +“Is it true?” he said. “They’re saying all down the train +that Harry Potter’s in this compartment. So it’s you, is +it?” + + + +“Yes,” said Harry. He was looking at the other boys. +Both of them were thickset and looked extremely +mean. Standing on either side of the pale boy, they +looked like bodyguards. + +“Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle,” said the pale +boy carelessly, noticing where Harry was looking. + +“And my names Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.” + +Ron gave a slight cough, which might have been +hiding a snigger. Draco Malfoy looked at him. + +“Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask who +you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red +hair, freckles, and more children than they can +afford.” + +He turned back to Harry. “You’ll soon find out some +wizarding families are much better than others, + +Potter. You don’t want to go making friends with the +wrong sort. I can help you there.” + + + +Page | 121 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He held out his hand to shake Harry’s, but Harry +didn’t take it. + +“I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, +thanks,” he said coolly. + +Draco Malfoy didn’t go red, but a pink tinge appeared +in his pale cheeks. + +“I’d be careful if I were you, Potter,” he said slowly. +“Unless you’re a bit politer you’ll go the same way as +your parents. They didn’t know what was good for +them, either. You hang around with riffraff like the +Weasleys and that Hagrid, and it’ll rub off on you.” + +Both Harry and Ron stood up. + +“Say that again,” Ron said, his face as red as his hair. + +“Oh, you’re going to fight us, are you?” Malfoy +sneered. + +“Unless you get out now,” said Harry, more bravely +than he felt, because Crabbe and Goyle were a lot +bigger than him or Ron. + +“But we don’t feel like leaving, do we, boys? We’ve +eaten all our food and you still seem to have some.” + +Goyle reached toward the Chocolate Frogs next to +Ron — Ron leapt forward, but before he’d so much as +touched Goyle, Goyle let out a horrible yell. + +Scabbers the rat was hanging off his finger, sharp +little teeth sunk deep into Goyle ’s knuckle — Crabbe +and Malfoy backed away as Goyle swung Scabbers +round and round, howling, and when Scabbers finally +flew off and hit the window, all three of them +disappeared at once. Perhaps they thought there were +Page | 122 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +more rats lurking among the sweets, or perhaps +they’d heard footsteps, because a second later, +Hermione Granger had come in. + +“What has been going on?” she said, looking at the +sweets all over the floor and Ron picking up Scabbers +by his tail. + +“I think he’s been knocked out,” Ron said to Harry. + +He looked closer at Scabbers. “No — I don’t believe it +— he’s gone back to sleep.” + +And so he had. + +“You’ve met Malfoy before?” + +Harry explained about their meeting in Diagon Alley. + +“I’ve heard of his family,” said Ron darkly. “They were +some of the first to come back to our side after You- +Know-Who disappeared. Said they’d been bewitched. +My dad doesn’t believe it. He says Malfoy’s father +didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side.” He +turned to Hermione. “Can we help you with +something?” + +“You’d better hurry up and put your robes on, I’ve +just been up to the front to ask the conductor, and he +says we’re nearly there. You haven’t been fighting, +have you? You’ll be in trouble before we even get +there!” + +“Scabbers has been fighting, not us,” said Ron, +scowling at her. “Would you mind leaving while we +change?” + +“All right — I only came in here because people +outside are behaving very childishly, racing up and +down the corridors,” said Hermione in a sniffy voice. + +Page | 123 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And you’ve got dirt on your nose, by the way, did you +know?” + + + +Ron glared at her as she left. Harry peered out of the +window. It was getting dark. He could see mountains +and forests under a deep purple sky. The train did +seem to be slowing down. + +He and Ron took off their jackets and pulled on their +long black robes. Ron’s were a bit short for him, you +could see his sneakers underneath them. + +A voice echoed through the train: “We will be reaching +Hogwarts in five minutes’ time. Please leave your +luggage on the train, it will be taken to the school +separately.” + +Harry’s stomach lurched with nerves and Ron, he +saw, looked pale under his freckles. They crammed +their pockets with the last of the sweets and joined +the crowd thronging the corridor. + +The train slowed right down and finally stopped. +People pushed their way toward the door and out on +to a tiny, dark platform. Harry shivered in the cold +night air. Then a lamp came bobbing over the heads +of the students, and Harry heard a familiar voice: +“Firs’ years! Firs’ years over here! All right there, +Harry?” + +Hagrid’s big hairy face beamed over the sea of heads. + +“C’mon, follow me — any more firs’ years? Mind yer +step, now! Firs’ years follow me!” + +Slipping and stumbling, they followed Hagrid down +what seemed to be a steep, narrow path. It was so +dark on either side of them that Harry thought there +must be thick trees there. Nobody spoke much. + +Page | 124 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neville, the boy who kept losing his toad, sniffed once +or twice. + + + +“Yeh’ll get yer firs’ sight o’ Hogwarts in a sec,” Hagrid +called over his shoulder, “jus’ round this bend here.” + +There was a loud “Oooooh!” + +The narrow path had opened suddenly onto the edge +of a great black lake. Perched atop a high mountain +on the other side, its windows sparkling in the starry +sky, was a vast castle with many turrets and towers. + +“No more’n four to a boat!” Hagrid called, pointing to +a fleet of little boats sitting in the water by the shore. +Harry and Ron were followed into their boat by Neville +and Hermione. + +“Everyone in?” shouted Hagrid, who had a boat to +himself. “Right then — FORWARD!” + +And the fleet of little boats moved off all at once, +gliding across the lake, which was as smooth as +glass. Everyone was silent, staring up at the great +castle overhead. It towered over them as they sailed +nearer and nearer to the cliff on which it stood. + +“Heads down!” yelled Hagrid as the first boats reached +the cliff; they all bent their heads and the little boats +carried them through a curtain of ivy that hid a wide +opening in the cliff face. They were carried along a +dark tunnel, which seemed to be taking them right +underneath the castle, until they reached a kind of +underground harbor, where they clambered out onto +rocks and pebbles. + +“Oy, you there! Is this your toad?” said Hagrid, who +was checking the boats as people climbed out of +them. + +Page | 125 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Trevor!” cried Neville blissfully, holding out his +hands. Then they clambered up a passageway in the +rock after Hagrid’s lamp, coming out at last onto +smooth, damp grass right in the shadow of the castle. + +They walked up a flight of stone steps and crowded +around the huge, oak front door. + +“Everyone here? You there, still got yer toad?” + +Hagrid raised a gigantic fist and knocked three times +on the castle door. + + + +Page | 126 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +THE SORTING HAT + +The door swung open at once. A tall, black-haired +witch in emerald-green robes stood there. She had a +very stern face and Harry’s first thought was that this +was not someone to cross. + +“The firs’ years, Professor McGonagall,” said Hagrid. + +“Thank you, Hagrid. I will take them from here.” + +She pulled the door wide. The entrance hall was so +big you could have fit the whole of the Dursleys’ +house in it. The stone walls were lit with flaming +torches like the ones at Gringotts, the ceiling was too +high to make out, and a magnificent marble staircase +facing them led to the upper floors. + +They followed Professor McGonagall across the +flagged stone floor. Harry could hear the drone of +hundreds of voices from a doorway to the right — the +rest of the school must already be here — but +Professor McGonagall showed the first years into a +small, empty chamber off the hall. They crowded in, +Page | 127 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + +standing rather closer together than they would +usually have done, peering about nervously. + +“Welcome to Hogwarts,” said Professor McGonagall. +“The start-of-term banquet will begin shortly, but +before you take your seats in the Great Hall, you will +be sorted into your Houses. The Sorting is a very +important ceremony because, while you are here, +your House will be something like your family within +Hogwarts. You will have classes with the rest of your +House, sleep in your House dormitory, and spend free +time in your House common room. + +“The four Houses are called Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, +Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Each House has its own +noble history and each has produced outstanding +witches and wizards. While you are at Hogwarts, your +triumphs will earn your House points, while any rule- +breaking will lose House points. At the end of the +year, the House with the most points is awarded the +House cup, a great honor. I hope each of you will be a +credit to whichever House becomes yours. + +“The Sorting Ceremony will take place in a few +minutes in front of the rest of the school. I suggest +you all smarten yourselves up as much as you can +while you are waiting.” + +Her eyes lingered for a moment on Neville’s cloak, +which was fastened under his left ear, and on Ron’s +smudged nose. Harry nervously tried to flatten his +hair. + +“I shall return when we are ready for you,” said +Professor McGonagall. “Please wait quietly.” + +She left the chamber. Harry swallowed. + + + +Page | 128 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How exactly do they sort us into Houses?” he asked +Ron. + + + +“Some sort of test, I think. Fred said it hurts a lot, but +I think he was joking.” + +Harry’s heart gave a horrible jolt. A test? In front of +the whole school? But he didn’t know any magic yet +— what on earth would he have to do? He hadn’t +expected something like this the moment they +arrived. He looked around anxiously and saw that +everyone else looked terrified, too. No one was talking +much except Hermione Granger, who was whispering +very fast about all the spells she’d learned and +wondering which one she’d need. Harry tried hard not +to listen to her. He’d never been more nervous, never, +not even when he’d had to take a school report home +to the Dursleys saying that he’d somehow turned his +teachers wig blue. He kept his eyes fixed on the door. +Any second now, Professor McGonagall would come +back and lead him to his doom. + +Then something happened that made him jump about +a foot in the air — several people behind him +screamed. + +“What the — ?” + +He gasped. So did the people around him. About +twenty ghosts had just streamed through the back +wall. Pearly-white and slightly transparent, they +glided across the room talking to one another and +hardly glancing at the first years. They seemed to be +arguing. What looked like a fat little monk was +saying: “Forgive and forget, I say, we ought to give +him a second chance — ” + +“My dear Friar, haven’t we given Peeves all the +chances he deserves? He gives us all a bad name and + +Page | 129 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you know, he’s not really even a ghost — I say, what +are you all doing here?” + + + +A ghost wearing a ruff and tights had suddenly +noticed the first years. + +Nobody answered. + +“New students!” said the Fat Friar, smiling around at +them. “About to be Sorted, I suppose?” + +A few people nodded mutely. + +“Hope to see you in Hufflepuff!” said the Friar. “My old +House, you know.” + +“Move along now,” said a sharp voice. “The Sorting +Ceremony’s about to start.” + +Professor McGonagall had returned. One by one, the +ghosts floated away through the opposite wall. + +“Now, form a line,” Professor McGonagall told the first +years, “and follow me.” + +Feeling oddly as though his legs had turned to lead, +Harry got into line behind a boy with sandy hair, with +Ron behind him, and they walked out of the chamber, +back across the hall, and through a pair of double +doors into the Great Hall. + +Harry had never even imagined such a strange and +splendid place. It was lit by thousands and thousands +of candles that were floating in midair over four long +tables, where the rest of the students were sitting. +These tables were laid with glittering golden plates +and goblets. At the top of the hall was another long +table where the teachers were sitting. Professor +McGonagall led the first years up here, so that they +Page | 130 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +came to a halt in a line facing the other students, +with the teachers behind them. The hundreds of faces +staring at them looked like pale lanterns in the +flickering candlelight. Dotted here and there among +the students, the ghosts shone misty silver. Mainly to +avoid all the staring eyes, Harry looked upward and +saw a velvety black ceiling dotted with stars. He heard +Hermione whisper, “It’s bewitched to look like the sky +outside. I read about it in Hogwarts, A History.” + +It was hard to believe there was a ceiling there at all, +and that the Great Hall didn’t simply open on to the +heavens. + +Harry quickly looked down again as Professor +McGonagall silently placed a four-legged stool in front +of the first years. On top of the stool she put a pointed +wizard’s hat. This hat was patched and frayed and +extremely dirty. Aunt Petunia wouldn’t have let it in +the house. + +Maybe they had to try and get a rabbit out of it, Harry +thought wildly, that seemed the sort of thing — +noticing that everyone in the hall was now staring at +the hat, he stared at it, too. For a few seconds, there +was complete silence. Then the hat twitched. A rip +near the brim opened wide like a mouth — and the +hat began to sing: + +“Oh, you may not think I’m pretty, + +But don’t judge on what you see, + +I’ll eat myself if you can find + +A smarter hat than me. + +You can keep your bowlers black, + + + +Page | 131 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Your top hats sleek and tall, + +For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat +And I can cap them all. + +There’s nothing hidden in your head +The Sorting Hat can’t see, + +So try me on and I will tell you +Where you ought to be. + +You might belong in Gryffindor, + +Where dwell the brave at heart, + +Their daring, nerve, and chivalry +Set Gryffindors apart; + +You might belong in Hufflepuff, + +Where they are just and loyal, + +Those patient Hufflepuffs are true +And unafraid of toil; + +Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, + +If you’ve a ready mind, + +Where those of wit and learning, + +Will always find their kind; + +Or perhaps in Slytherin + +Page | 132 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You’ll make your real friends, + +Those cunning folk use any means +To achieve their ends. + +So put me on! Don’t be afraid l\ + +And don’t get in a flap\ + +You’re in safe hands (though I have none) + +For I’m a Thinking Cap\” + +The whole hall burst into applause as the hat finished +its song. It bowed to each of the four tables and then +became quite still again. + +“So we’ve just got to try on the hat!” Ron whispered to +Harry. “I’ll kill Fred, he was going on about wrestling +a troll.” + +Harry smiled weakly. Yes, trying on the hat was a lot +better than having to do a spell, but he did wish they +could have tried it on without everyone watching. The +hat seemed to be asking rather a lot; Harry didn’t feel +brave or quick-witted or any of it at the moment. If +only the hat had mentioned a House for people who +felt a bit queasy, that would have been the one for +him. + +Professor McGonagall now stepped forward holding a +long roll of parchment. + +“When I call your name, you will put on the hat and +sit on the stool to be sorted,” she said. “Abbott, +Hannah!” + + + +Page | 133 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A pink-faced girl with blonde pigtails stumbled out of +line, put on the hat, which fell right down over her +eyes, and sat down. A moment’s pause — + +“HUFFLEPUFF!” shouted the hat. + +The table on the right cheered and clapped as +Hannah went to sit down at the Hufflepuff table. + +Harry saw the ghost of the Fat Friar waving merrily at +her. + +“Bones, Susan!” + +“HUFFLEPUFF!” shouted the hat again, and Susan +scuttled off to sit next to Hannah. + +“Boot, Terry!” + +“RAVENCLAW!” + +The table second from the left clapped this time; +several Ravenclaws stood up to shake hands with +Terry as he joined them. + +“Brocklehurst, Mandy” went to Ravenclaw too, but +“Brown, Lavender” became the first new Gryffindor, +and the table on the far left exploded with cheers; +Harry could see Ron’s twin brothers catcalling. + +“Bulstrode, Millicent” then became a Slytherin. +Perhaps it was Harry’s imagination, after all he’d +heard about Slytherin, but he thought they looked +like an unpleasant lot. + +He was starting to feel definitely sick now. He +remembered being picked for teams during gym at his +old school. He had always been last to be chosen, not +because he was no good, but because no one wanted +Dudley to think they liked him. + +Page | 134 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Finch-Fletchley, Justin!” + + + +“HUFFLEPUFF!” + +Sometimes, Harry noticed, the hat shouted out the +House at once, but at others it took a little while to +decide. “Finnigan, Seamus,” the sandy-haired boy +next to Harry in the line, sat on the stool for almost a +whole minute before the hat declared him a +Gryffindor. + +“Granger, Hermione!” + +Hermione almost ran to the stool and jammed the hat +eagerly on her head. + +“GRYFFINDOR!” shouted the hat. Ron groaned. + +A horrible thought struck Harry, as horrible thoughts +always do when you’re very nervous. What if he +wasn’t chosen at all? What if he just sat there with +the hat over his eyes for ages, until Professor +McGonagall jerked it off his head and said there had +obviously been a mistake and he’d better get back on +the train? + +When Neville Longbottom, the boy who kept losing his +toad, was called, he fell over on his way to the stool. +The hat took a long time to decide with Neville. When +it finally shouted, “GRYFFINDOR,” Neville ran off still +wearing it, and had to jog back amid gales of laughter +to give it to “MacDougal, Morag.” + +Malfoy swaggered forward when his name was called +and got his wish at once: the hat had barely touched +his head when it screamed, “SLYTHERIN!” + +Malfoy went to join his friends Crabbe and Goyle, +looking pleased with himself. + +Page | 135 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There weren’t many people left now. + + + +“Moon” , “Nott” ... , “Parkinson” ... , then a pair of +twin girls, “Path” and “Path” ... , then “Perks, Sally- +Anne” . . . , and then, at last — + +“Potter, Harry!” + +As Harry stepped forward, whispers suddenly broke +out like little hissing fires all over the hall. + +“ Potter , did she say?” + +“ The Harry Potter?” + +The last thing Harry saw before the hat dropped over +his eyes was the hall full of people craning to get a +good look at him. Next second he was looking at the +black inside of the hat. He waited. + +“Hmm,” said a small voice in his ear. “Difficult. Very +difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind +either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes — and a +nice thirst to prove yourself, now that’s interesting. ... +So where shall I put you?” + +Harry gripped the edges of the stool and thought, Not +Slytherin, not Slytherin. + +“Not Slytherin, eh?” said the small voice. “Are you +sure? You could be great, you know, it’s all here in +your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to +greatness, no doubt about that — no? Well, if you’re +sure — better be GRYFFINDOR!” + +Harry heard the hat shout the last word to the whole +hall. He took off the hat and walked shakily toward +the Gryffindor table. He was so relieved to have been +chosen and not put in Slytherin, he hardly noticed + +Page | 136 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that he was getting the loudest cheer yet. Percy the +Prefect got up and shook his hand vigorously, while +the Weasley twins yelled, “We got Potter! We got +Potter!” Harry sat down opposite the ghost in the ruff +he’d seen earlier. The ghost patted his arm, giving +Harry the sudden, horrible feeling he’d just plunged it +into a bucket of ice-cold water. + +He could see the High Table properly now. At the end +nearest him sat Hagrid, who caught his eye and gave +him the thumbs up. Harry grinned back. And there, +in the center of the High Table, in a large gold chair, +sat Albus Dumbledore. Harry recognized him at once +from the card he’d gotten out of the Chocolate Frog on +the train. Dumbledore’s silver hair was the only thing +in the whole hall that shone as brightly as the ghosts. +Harry spotted Professor Quirrell, too, the nervous +young man from the Leaky Cauldron. He was looking +very peculiar in a large purple turban. + +And now there were only four people left to be sorted. +“Thomas, Dean,” a Black boy even taller than Ron, +joined Harry at the Gryffindor table. “Turpin, Lisa,” +became a Ravenclaw and then it was Ron’s turn. He +was pale green by now. Harry crossed his fingers +under the table and a second later the hat had +shouted, “GRYFFINDOR!” + +Harry clapped loudly with the rest as Ron collapsed +into the chair next to him. + +“Well done, Ron, excellent,” said Percy Weasley +pompously across Harry as “Zabini, Blaise,” was +made a Slytherin. Professor McGonagall rolled up her +scroll and took the Sorting Hat away. + +Harry looked down at his empty gold plate. He had +only just realized how hungry he was. The pumpkin +pasties seemed ages ago. + +Page | 137 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was +beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if +nothing could have pleased him more than to see +them all there. + +“Welcome!” he said. “Welcome to a new year at +Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like +to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! + +Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! + +“Thank you!” + +He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. +Harry didn’t know whether to laugh or not. + +“Is he — a bit mad?” he asked Percy uncertainly. + +“Mad?” said Percy airily. “He’s a genius! Best wizard +in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, +Harry?” + +Harry’s mouth fell open. The dishes in front of him +were now piled with food. He had never seen so many +things he liked to eat on one table: roast beef, roast +chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, +bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, +fries, Yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, +ketchup, and, for some strange reason, peppermint +humbugs. + +The Dursleys had never exactly starved Harry, but +he’d never been allowed to eat as much as he liked. +Dudley had always taken anything that Harry really +wanted, even if it made him sick. Harry piled his plate +with a bit of everything except the peppermints and +began to eat. It was all delicious. + +“That does look good,” said the ghost in the ruff sadly, +watching Harry cut up his steak. + +Page | 138 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Can’t you — ?” + + + +“I haven’t eaten for nearly five hundred years,” said +the ghost. “I don’t need to, of course, but one does +miss it. I don’t think I’ve introduced myself? Sir +Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington at your service. +Resident ghost of Gryffindor Tower.” + +“I know who you are!” said Ron suddenly. “My +brothers told me about you — you’re Nearly Headless +Nick!” + +“I would prefer you to call me Sir Nicholas de Mimsy +— ” the ghost began stiffly, but sandy-haired Seamus +Finnigan interrupted. + +“Nearly Headless? How can you be nearly headless?” + +Sir Nicholas looked extremely miffed, as if their little +chat wasn’t going at all the way he wanted. + +“Like this,” he said irritably. He seized his left ear and +pulled. His whole head swung off his neck and fell +onto his shoulder as if it was on a hinge. Someone +had obviously tried to behead him, but not done it +properly. Looking pleased at the stunned looks on +their faces, Nearly Headless Nick flipped his head +back onto his neck, coughed, and said, “So — new +Gryffindors! I hope you’re going to help us win the +House Championship this year? Gryffindors have +never gone so long without winning. Slytherins have +got the cup six years in a row! The Bloody Baron’s +becoming almost unbearable — he’s the Slytherin +ghost.” + +Harry looked over at the Slytherin table and saw a +horrible ghost sitting there, with blank staring eyes, a +gaunt face, and robes stained with silver blood. He +was right next to Malfoy who, Harry was pleased to + +Page | 139 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +see, didn’t look too pleased with the seating +arrangements. + +“How did he get covered in blood?” asked Seamus +with great interest. + +“I’ve never asked,” said Nearly Headless Nick +delicately. + +When everyone had eaten as much as they could, the +remains of the food faded from the plates, leaving +them sparkling clean as before. A moment later the +desserts appeared. Blocks of ice cream in every flavor +you could think of, apple pies, treacle tarts, chocolate +eclairs and jam doughnuts, trifle, strawberries, Jell- +0, rice pudding ... + +As Harry helped himself to a treacle tart, the talk +turned to their families. + +“I’m half-and-half,” said Seamus. “Me dad’s a Muggle. +Mom didn’t tell him she was a witch ’til after they +were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.” + +The others laughed. + +“What about you, Neville?” said Ron. + +“Well, my gran brought me up and she’s a witch,” +said Neville, “but the family thought I was all- Muggle +for ages. My Great Uncle Algie kept trying to catch me +off my guard and force some magic out of me — he +pushed me off the end of Blackpool pier once, I nearly +drowned — but nothing happened until I was eight. +Great Uncle Algie came round for dinner, and he was +hanging me out of an upstairs window by the ankles +when my Great Auntie Enid offered him a meringue +and he accidentally let go. But I bounced — all the +way down the garden and into the road. They were all +Page | 140 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +really pleased, Gran was crying, she was so happy. +And you should have seen their faces when I got in +here — they thought I might not be magic enough to +come, you see. Great Uncle Algie was so pleased he +bought me my toad.” + +On Harry’s other side, Percy Weasley and Hermione +were talking about lessons (“I do hope they start right +away, there’s so much to learn, I’m particularly +interested in Transfiguration, you know, turning +something into something else, of course, it’s +supposed to be very difficult — “You’ll be starting +small, just matches into needles and that sort of +thing — ”). + + + +Harry, who was starting to feel warm and sleepy, +looked up at the High Table again. Hagrid was +drinking deeply from his goblet. Professor McGonagall +was talking to Professor Dumbledore. Professor +Quirrell, in his absurd turban, was talking to a +teacher with greasy black hair, a hooked nose, and +sallow skin. + +It happened very suddenly. The hook-nosed teacher +looked past Quirrell’s turban straight into Harry’s +eyes — and a sharp, hot pain shot across the scar on +Harry’s forehead. + +“Ouch!” Harry clapped a hand to his head. + +“What is it?” asked Percy. + +“N-nothing.” + +The pain had gone as quickly as it had come. Harder +to shake off was the feeling Harry had gotten from the +teacher’s look — a feeling that he didn’t like Harry at +all. + + + +Page | 141 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who’s that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?” he +asked Percy. + +“Oh, you know Quirrell already, do you? No wonder +he’s looking so nervous, that’s Professor Snape. He +teaches Potions, but he doesn’t want to — everyone +knows he’s after Quirrell’s job. Knows an awful lot +about the Dark Arts, Snape.” + +Harry watched Snape for a while, but Snape didn’t +look at him again. + +At last, the desserts too disappeared, and Professor +Dumbledore got to his feet again. The hall fell silent. + +“Ahem — just a few more words now that we are all +fed and watered. I have a few start-of-term notices to +give you. + +“First years should note that the forest on the +grounds is forbidden to all pupils. And a few of our +older students would do well to remember that as +well.” + +Dumbledore ’s twinkling eyes flashed in the direction +of the Weasley twins. + +“I have also been asked by Mr. Filch, the caretaker, to +remind you all that no magic should be used between +classes in the corridors. + +“Quidditch trials will be held in the second week of +the term. Anyone interested in playing for their House +teams should contact Madam Hooch. + +“And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third- +floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds +to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful +death.” + +Page | 142 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry laughed, but he was one of the few who did. + + + +“He’s not serious?” he muttered to Percy. + +“Must be,” said Percy, frowning at Dumbledore. “It’s +odd, because he usually gives us a reason why we’re +not allowed to go somewhere — the forest’s full of +dangerous beasts, everyone knows that. I do think he +might have told us prefects, at least.” + +“And now, before we go to bed, let us sing the school +song!” cried Dumbledore. Harry noticed that the other +teachers’ smiles had become rather fixed. + +Dumbledore gave his wand a little flick, as if he was +trying to get a fly off the end, and a long golden +ribbon flew out of it, which rose high above the tables +and twisted itself, snakelike, into words. + +“Everyone pick their favorite tune,” said Dumbledore, +“and off we go!” + +And the school bellowed: + +“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, + +Teach us something please, + +Whether we be old and bald +Or young with scabby knees, + +Our heads could do with filling +With some interesting stuff, + +For now they’re bare and full of air, + +Dead flies and bits of fluff, + +Page | 143 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +So teach us things worth knowing, + +Bring back what we’ve forgot, + +Just do your best, we’ll do the rest, + +And learn until our brains all rot.” + +Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, +only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a +very slow funeral march. Dumbledore conducted their +last few lines with his wand and when they had +finished, he was one of those who clapped loudest. + +“Ah, music,” he said, wiping his eyes. “A magic +beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you +trot!” + +The Gryffindor first years followed Percy through the +chattering crowds, out of the Great Hall, and up the +marble staircase. Harry’s legs were like lead again, +but only because he was so tired and full of food. He +was too sleepy even to be surprised that the people in +the portraits along the corridors whispered and +pointed as they passed, or that twice Percy led them +through doorways hidden behind sliding panels and +hanging tapestries. They climbed more staircases, +yawning and dragging their feet, and Harry was just +wondering how much farther they had to go when +they came to a sudden halt. + +A bundle of walking sticks was floating in midair +ahead of them, and as Percy took a step toward them +they started throwing themselves at him. + +“Peeves,” Percy whispered to the first years. “A +poltergeist.” He raised his voice, “Peeves — show +yourself.” + + + +Page | 144 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A loud, rude sound, like the air being let out of a +balloon, answered. + +“Do you want me to go to the Bloody Baron?” + +There was a pop, and a little man with wicked, dark +eyes and a wide mouth appeared, floating cross- +legged in the air, clutching the walking sticks. + +“Oooooooh!” he said, with an evil cackle. “Ickle +Firsties! What fun!” + +He swooped suddenly at them. They all ducked. + +“Go away, Peeves, or the Baron’ll hear about this, I +mean it!” barked Percy. + +Peeves stuck out his tongue and vanished, dropping +the walking sticks on Neville’s head. They heard him +zooming away, rattling coats of armor as he passed. + +“You want to watch out for Peeves,” said Percy, as +they set off again. “The Bloody Baron’s the only one +who can control him, he won’t even listen to us +prefects. Here we are.” + +At the very end of the corridor hung a portrait of a +very fat woman in a pink silk dress. + +“Password?” she said. + +“Caput Draconis,” said Percy, and the portrait swung +forward to reveal a round hole in the wall. They all +scrambled through it — Neville needed a leg up — +and found themselves in the Gryffindor common +room, a cozy, round room full of squashy armchairs. + +Percy directed the girls through one door to their +dormitory and the boys through another. At the top of + +Page | 145 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +a spiral staircase — they were obviously in one of the +towers — they found their beds at last: five four- +posters hung with deep red, velvet curtains. Their +trunks had already been brought up. Too tired to talk +much, they pulled on their pajamas and fell into bed. + +“Great food, isn’t it?” Ron muttered to Harry through +the hangings. “Get off Scabbers! He’s chewing my +sheets.” + +Harry was going to ask Ron if he’d had any of the +treacle tart, but he fell asleep almost at once. + +Perhaps Harry had eaten a bit too much, because he +had a very strange dream. He was wearing Professor +Quirrell’s turban, which kept talking to him, telling +him he must transfer to Slytherin at once, because it +was his destiny. Harry told the turban he didn’t want +to be in Slytherin; it got heavier and heavier; he tried +to pull it off but it tightened painfully — and there +was Malfoy, laughing at him as he struggled with it — +then Malfoy turned into the hook-nosed teacher, +Snape, whose laugh became high and cold — there +was a burst of green light and Harry woke, sweating +and shaking. + +He rolled over and fell asleep again, and when he +woke next day, he didn’t remember the dream at all. + + + +Page | 146 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE POTIONS MASTER + +“There, look.” + +“Where?” + +“Next to the tall kid with the red hair.” + +“Wearing the glasses?” + +“Did you see his face?” + +“Did you see his scar?” + +Whispers followed Harry from the moment he left his +dormitory the next day. People lining up outside +classrooms stood on tiptoe to get a look at him, or +doubled back to pass him in the corridors again, +staring. Harry wished they wouldn’t, because he was +trying to concentrate on finding his way to classes. + +There were a hundred and forty-two staircases at +Hogwarts: wide, sweeping ones; narrow, rickety ones; +some that led somewhere different on a Friday; some + +Page | 147 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + +with a vanishing step halfway up that you had to +remember to jump. Then there were doors that +wouldn’t open unless you asked politely, or tickled +them in exactly the right place, and doors that weren’t +really doors at all, but solid walls just pretending. It +was also very hard to remember where anything was, +because it all seemed to move around a lot. The +people in the portraits kept going to visit each other, +and Harry was sure the coats of armor could walk. + +The ghosts didn’t help, either. It was always a nasty +shock when one of them glided suddenly through a +door you were trying to open. Nearly Headless Nick +was always happy to point new Gryffindors in the +right direction, but Peeves the Poltergeist was worth +two locked doors and a trick staircase if you met him +when you were late for class. He would drop +wastepaper baskets on your head, pull rugs from +under your feet, pelt you with bits of chalk, or sneak +up behind you, invisible, grab your nose, and screech, +“GOT YOUR CONK!” + +Even worse than Peeves, if that was possible, was the +caretaker, Argus Filch. Harry and Ron managed to get +on the wrong side of him on their very first morning. +Filch found them trying to force their way through a +door that unluckily turned out to be the entrance to +the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. He +wouldn’t believe they were lost, was sure they were +trying to break into it on purpose, and was +threatening to lock them in the dungeons when they +were rescued by Professor Quirrell, who was passing. + +Filch owned a cat called Mrs. Norris, a scrawny, dust- +colored creature with bulging, lamplike eyes just like +Filch’s. She patrolled the corridors alone. Break a rule +in front of her, put just one toe out of line, and she’d +whisk off for Filch, who’d appear, wheezing, two +seconds later. Filch knew the secret passageways of +Page | 148 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + + +the school better than anyone (except perhaps the +Weasley twins) and could pop up as suddenly as any +of the ghosts. The students all hated him, and it was +the dearest ambition of many to give Mrs. Norris a +good kick. + +And then, once you had managed to find them, there +were the classes themselves. There was a lot more to +magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your +wand and saying a few funny words. + +They had to study the night skies through their +telescopes every Wednesday at midnight and learn +the names of different stars and the movements of the +planets. Three times a week they went out to the +greenhouses behind the castle to study Herbology, +with a dumpy little witch called Professor Sprout, +where they learned how to take care of all the strange +plants and fungi, and found out what they were used +for. + +Easily the most boring class was History of Magic, +which was the only one taught by a ghost. Professor +Binns had been very old indeed when he had fallen +asleep in front of the staff room fire and got up next +morning to teach, leaving his body behind him. Binns +droned on and on while they scribbled down names +and dates, and got Emeric the Evil and Uric the +Oddball mixed up. + +Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher, was a tiny +little wizard who had to stand on a pile of books to +see over his desk. At the start of their first class he +took the roll call, and when he reached Harry’s name +he gave an excited squeak and toppled out of sight. + +Professor McGonagall was again different. Harry had +been quite right to think she wasn’t a teacher to + + + +Page | 149 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cross. Strict and clever, she gave them a talking- to +the moment they sat down in her first class. + +“Transfiguration is some of the most complex and +dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts,” she +said. “Anyone messing around in my class will leave +and not come back. You have been warned.” + +Then she changed her desk into a pig and back again. +They were all very impressed and couldn’t wait to get +started, but soon realized they weren’t going to be +changing the furniture into animals for a long time. +After taking a lot of complicated notes, they were each +given a match and started trying to turn it into a +needle. By the end of the lesson, only Hermione +Granger had made any difference to her match; +Professor McGonagall showed the class how it had +gone all silver and pointy and gave Hermione a rare +smile. + +The class everyone had really been looking forward to +was Defense Against the Dark Arts, but Quirrell’s +lessons turned out to be a bit of a joke. His classroom +smelled strongly of garlic, which everyone said was to +ward off a vampire he’d met in Romania and was +afraid would be coming back to get him one of these +days. His turban, he told them, had been given to him +by an African prince as a thank-you for getting rid of +a troublesome zombie, but they weren’t sure they +believed this story. For one thing, when Seamus +Finnigan asked eagerly to hear how Quirrell had +fought off the zombie, Quirrell went pink and started +talking about the weather; for another, they had +noticed that a funny smell hung around the turban, +and the Weasley twins insisted that it was stuffed full +of garlic as well, so that Quirrell was protected +wherever he went. + + + +Page | 150 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry was very relieved to find out that he wasn’t +miles behind everyone else. Lots of people had come +from Muggle families and, like him, hadn’t had any +idea that they were witches and wizards. There was so +much to learn that even people like Ron didn’t have +much of a head start. + +Friday was an important day for Harry and Ron. They +finally managed to find their way down to the Great +Hall for breakfast without getting lost once. + +“What have we got today?” Harry asked Ron as he +poured sugar on his porridge. + +“Double Potions with the Slytherins,” said Ron. +“Snape’s Head of Slytherin House. They say he always +favors them — we’ll be able to see if it’s true.” + +“Wish McGonagall favored us,” said Harry. Professor +McGonagall was head of Gryffindor House, but it +hadn’t stopped her from giving them a huge pile of +homework the day before. + +Just then, the mail arrived. Harry had gotten used to +this by now, but it had given him a bit of a shock on +the first morning, when about a hundred owls had +suddenly streamed into the Great Hall during +breakfast, circling the tables until they saw their +owners, and dropping letters and packages onto their +laps. + +Hedwig hadn’t brought Harry anything so far. She +sometimes flew in to nibble his ear and have a bit of +toast before going off to sleep in the owlery with the +other school owls. This morning, however, she +fluttered down between the marmalade and the sugar +bowl and dropped a note onto Harry’s plate. Harry +tore it open at once. It said, in a very untidy scrawl: + + + +Page | 151 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dear Harry, + + + +I know you get Friday afternoons off so would you like +to come and have a cup of tea with me around three? + +I want to hear all about your first week. Send us an +answer back with Hedwig. + +Hagrid + +Harry borrowed Ron’s quill, scribbled Yes, please, see +you later on the back of the note, and sent Hedwig off +again. + +It was lucky that Harry had tea with Hagrid to look +forward to, because the Potions lesson turned out to +be the worst thing that had happened to him so far. + +At the start-of-term banquet, Harry had gotten the +idea that Professor Snape disliked him. By the end of +the first Potions lesson, he knew he’d been wrong. +Snape didn’t dislike Harry — he hated him. + +Potions lessons took place down in one of the +dungeons. It was colder here than up in the main +castle, and would have been quite creepy enough +without the pickled animals floating in glass jars all +around the walls. + +Snape, like Flitwick, started the class by taking the +roll call, and like Flitwick, he paused at Harry’s name. + +“Ah, yes,” he said softly, “Harry Potter. Our new — +celebrity.” + +Draco Malfoy and his friends Crabbe and Goyle +sniggered behind their hands. Snape finished calling +the names and looked up at the class. His eyes were +black like Hagrid ’s, but they had none of Hagrid ’s + +Page | 152 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +warmth. They were cold and empty and made you +think of dark tunnels. + +“You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art +of potion-making,” he began. He spoke in barely more +than a whisper, but they caught every word — like +Professor McGonagall, Snape had the gift of keeping a +class silent without effort. “As there is little foolish +wand- waving here, many of you will hardly believe +this is magic. I don’t expect you will really understand +the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its +shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that +creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, +ensnaring the senses. ... I can teach you how to bottle +fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren’t +as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to +teach.” + +More silence followed this little speech. Harry and +Ron exchanged looks with raised eyebrows. Hermione +Granger was on the edge of her seat and looked +desperate to start proving that she wasn’t a +dunderhead. + +“Potter!” said Snape suddenly. “What would I get if I +added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of +wormwood?” + +Powdered root of what to an infusion of what? Harry +glanced at Ron, who looked as stumped as he was; +Hermione ’s hand had shot into the air. + +“I don’t know, sir,” said Harry. + +Snape ’s lips curled into a sneer. + +“Tut, tut — fame clearly isn’t everything.” + +He ignored Hermione ’s hand. + +Page | 153 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Let’s try again. Potter, where would you look if I told +you to find me a bezoar?” + +Hermione stretched her hand as high into the air as it +would go without her leaving her seat, but Harry +didn’t have the faintest idea what a bezoar was. He +tried not to look at Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, who +were shaking with laughter. + +“I don’t know, sir.” + +“Thought you wouldn’t open a book before coming, +eh, Potter?” + +Harry forced himself to keep looking straight into +those cold eyes. He had looked through his books at +the Dursleys’, but did Snape expect him to remember +everything in One Thousand Magical Herbs and +Fungi ? + +Snape was still ignoring Hermione’s quivering hand. + +“What is the difference, Potter, between monkshood +and wolfsbane?” + +At this, Hermione stood up, her hand stretching +toward the dungeon ceiling. + +“I don’t know,” said Harry quietly. “I think Hermione +does, though, why don’t you try her?” + +A few people laughed; Harry caught Seamus’s eye, +and Seamus winked. Snape, however, was not +pleased. + +“Sit down,” he snapped at Hermione. “For your +information, Potter, asphodel and wormwood make a +sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the +Draught of Living Death. A bezoar is a stone taken + +Page | 154 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from +most poisons. As for monkshood and wolfsbane, they +are the same plant, which also goes by the name of +aconite. Well? Why aren’t you all copying that down?” + +There was a sudden rummaging for quills and +parchment. Over the noise, Snape said, “And a point +will be taken from Gryffindor House for your cheek, +Potter.” + +Things didn’t improve for the Gryffindors as the +Potions lesson continued. Snape put them all into +pairs and set them to mixing up a simple potion to +cure boils. He swept around in his long black cloak, +watching them weigh dried nettles and crush snake +fangs, criticizing almost everyone except Malfoy, +whom he seemed to like. He was just telling everyone +to look at the perfect way Malfoy had stewed his +horned slugs when clouds of acid green smoke and a +loud hissing filled the dungeon. Neville had somehow +managed to melt Seamus’s cauldron into a twisted +blob, and their potion was seeping across the stone +floor, burning holes in people’s shoes. Within +seconds, the whole class was standing on their stools +while Neville, who had been drenched in the potion +when the cauldron collapsed, moaned in pain as +angry red boils sprang up all over his arms and legs. + +“Idiot boy!” snarled Snape, clearing the spilled potion +away with one wave of his wand. “I suppose you +added the porcupine quills before taking the cauldron +off the fire?” + +Neville whimpered as boils started to pop up all over +his nose. + +“Take him up to the hospital wing,” Snape spat at +Seamus. Then he rounded on Harry and Ron, who +had been working next to Neville. + +Page | 155 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You — Potter — why didn’t you tell him not to add +the quills? Thought he’d make you look good if he got +it wrong, did you? That’s another point you’ve lost for +Gryffindor.” + +This was so unfair that Harry opened his mouth to +argue, but Ron kicked him behind their cauldron. + +“Don’t push it,” he muttered, “I’ve heard Snape can +turn very nasty.” + +As they climbed the steps out of the dungeon an hour +later, Harry’s mind was racing and his spirits were +low. He’d lost two points for Gryffindor in his very +first week — why did Snape hate him so much? + +“Cheer up,” said Ron, “Snape’s always taking points +off Fred and George. Can I come and meet Hagrid +with you?” + +At five to three they left the castle and made their way +across the grounds. Hagrid lived in a small wooden +house on the edge of the forbidden forest. A crossbow +and a pair of galoshes were outside the front door. + +When Harry knocked they heard a frantic scrabbling +from inside and several booming barks. Then Hagrid ’s +voice rang out, saying, “Back, Fang — back.” + +Hagrid ’s big, hairy face appeared in the crack as he +pulled the door open. + +“Hang on,” he said. “Back, Fang.” + +He let them in, struggling to keep a hold on the collar +of an enormous black boarhound. + +There was only one room inside. Hams and pheasants +were hanging from the ceiling, a copper kettle was + +Page | 156 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +boiling on the open fire, and in the corner stood a +massive bed with a patchwork quilt over it. + +“Make yerselves at home,” said Hagrid, letting go of +Fang, who bounded straight at Ron and started +licking his ears. Like Hagrid, Fang was clearly not as +fierce as he looked. + +“This is Ron,” Harry told Hagrid, who was pouring +boiling water into a large teapot and putting rock +cakes onto a plate. + +“Another Weasley, eh?” said Hagrid, glancing at Ron’s +freckles. “I spent half me life chasin’ yer twin brothers +away from the forest.” + +The rock cakes were shapeless lumps with raisins +that almost broke their teeth, but Harry and Ron +pretended to be enjoying them as they told Hagrid all +about their first lessons. Fang rested his head on +Harry’s knee and drooled all over his robes. + +Harry and Ron were delighted to hear Hagrid call +Filch “that old git.” + +“An’ as fer that cat, Mrs. Norris, I’d like ter introduce +her to Fang sometime. D’yeh know, every time I go up +ter the school, she follows me everywhere? Can’t get +rid of her — Filch puts her up to it.” + +Harry told Hagrid about Snape’s lesson. Hagrid, like +Ron, told Harry not to worry about it, that Snape +liked hardly any of the students. + +“But he seemed to really hate me.” + +“Rubbish!” said Hagrid. “Why should he?” + + + +Page | 157 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Yet Harry couldn’t help thinking that Hagrid didn’t +quite meet his eyes when he said that. + +“How’s yer brother Charlie?” Hagrid asked Ron. “I +liked him a lot — great with animals.” + +Harry wondered if Hagrid had changed the subject on +purpose. While Ron told Hagrid all about Charlie’s +work with dragons, Harry picked up a piece of paper +that was lying on the table under the tea cozy. It was +a cutting from the Daily Prophet : + +GRINGOTTS BREAK-IN LATEST + +Investigations continue into the break-in at Gringotts +on 3 1 July, widely believed to be the work of Dark +wizards or witches unknown. + +Gringotts goblins today insisted that nothing had +been taken. The vault that was searched had in fact +been emptied the same day. + +“But we’re not telling you what was in there, so keep +your noses out if you know what’s good for you,” said +a Gringotts spokesgoblin this afternoon. + +Harry remembered Ron telling him on the train that +someone had tried to rob Gringotts, but Ron hadn’t +mentioned the date. + +“Hagrid!” said Harry, “that Gringotts break-in +happened on my birthday! It might’ve been happening +while we were there!” + +There was no doubt about it, Hagrid definitely didn’t +meet Harry’s eyes this time. He grunted and offered +him another rock cake. Harry read the story again. + +The vault that was searched had in fact been emptied +earlier that same day. Hagrid had emptied vault seven +Page | 158 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hundred and thirteen, if you could call it emptying, +taking out that grubby little package. Had that been +what the thieves were looking for? + +As Harry and Ron walked back to the castle for +dinner, their pockets weighed down with rock cakes +they’d been too polite to refuse, Harry thought that +none of the lessons he’d had so far had given him as +much to think about as tea with Hagrid. Had Hagrid +collected that package just in time? Where was it +now? And did Hagrid know something about Snape +that he didn’t want to tell Harry? + + + +Page | 159 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +9 + + + + +THE MIDNIGHT DUEL + +Harry had never believed he would meet a boy he +hated more than Dudley, but that was before he met +Draco Malfoy. Still, first-year Gryffindors only had +Potions with the Slytherins, so they didn’t have to put +up with Malfoy much. Or at least, they didn’t until +they spotted a notice pinned up in the Gryffindor +common room that made them all groan. Flying +lessons would be starting on Thursday — and +Gryffindor and Slytherin would be learning together. + +“Typical,” said Harry darkly. “Just what I always +wanted. To make a fool of myself on a broomstick in +front of Malfoy.” + +He had been looking forward to learning to fly more +than anything else. + +“You don’t know that you’ll make a fool of yourself,” +said Ron reasonably. “Anyway, I know Malfoy’s always +going on about how good he is at Quidditch, but I bet +that’s all talk.” + +Page | 160 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + +Malfoy certainly did talk about flying a lot. He +complained loudly about first years never getting on +the House Quidditch teams and told long, boastful +stories that always seemed to end with him narrowly +escaping Muggles in helicopters. He wasn’t the only +one, though: the way Seamus Finnigan told it, he’d +spent most of his childhood zooming around the +countryside on his broomstick. Even Ron would tell +anyone who’d listen about the time he’d almost hit a +hang glider on Charlie’s old broom. Everyone from +wizarding families talked about Quidditch constantly. +Ron had already had a big argument with Dean +Thomas, who shared their dormitory, about soccer. +Ron couldn’t see what was exciting about a game with +only one ball where no one was allowed to fly. Harry +had caught Ron prodding Dean’s poster of West Ham +soccer team, trying to make the players move. + +Neville had never been on a broomstick in his life, +because his grandmother had never let him near one. +Privately, Harry felt she’d had good reason, because +Neville managed to have an extraordinary number of +accidents even with both feet on the ground. + +Hermione Granger was almost as nervous about +flying as Neville was. This was something you couldn’t +learn by heart out of a book — not that she hadn’t +tried. At breakfast on Thursday she bored them all +stupid with flying tips she’d gotten out of a library +book called Quidditch Through the Ages. Neville was +hanging on to her every word, desperate for anything +that might help him hang on to his broomstick later, +but everybody else was very pleased when Hermione ’s +lecture was interrupted by the arrival of the mail. + +Harry hadn’t had a single letter since Hagrid’s note, +something that Malfoy had been quick to notice, of +course. Malfoy ’s eagle owl was always bringing him + + + +Page | 161 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +packages of sweets from home, which he opened +gloatingly at the Slytherin table. + +A barn owl brought Neville a small package from his +grandmother. He opened it excitedly and showed +them a glass ball the size of a large marble, which +seemed to be full of white smoke. + +“It’s a Remembrall!” he explained. “Gran knows I +forget things — this tells you if there’s something +you’ve forgotten to do. Look, you hold it tight like this +and if it turns red — oh ...” His face fell, because the +Remembrall had suddenly glowed scarlet, “... you’ve +forgotten something ...” + +Neville was trying to remember what he’d forgotten +when Draco Malfoy, who was passing the Gryffindor +table, snatched the Remembrall out of his hand. + +Harry and Ron jumped to their feet. They were half +hoping for a reason to fight Malfoy, but Professor +McGonagall, who could spot trouble quicker than any +teacher in the school, was there in a flash. + +“What’s going on?” + +“Malfoy’s got my Remembrall, Professor.” + +Scowling, Malfoy quickly dropped the Remembrall +back on the table. + +“Just looking,” he said, and he sloped away with +Crabbe and Goyle behind him. + +At three-thirty that afternoon, Harry, Ron, and the +other Gryffindors hurried down the front steps onto +the grounds for their first flying lesson. It was a clear, +breezy day, and the grass rippled under their feet as +they marched down the sloping lawns toward a +Page | 162 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +smooth, flat lawn on the opposite side of the grounds +to the forbidden forest, whose trees were swaying +darkly in the distance. + +The Slytherins were already there, and so were twenty +broomsticks lying in neat lines on the ground. Harry +had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about +the school brooms, saying that some of them started +to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly +to the left. + +Their teacher, Madam Hooch, arrived. She had short, +gray hair, and yellow eyes like a hawk. + +“Well, what are you all waiting for?” she barked. +“Everyone stand by a broomstick. Come on, hurry +up.” " + +Harry glanced down at his broom. It was old and +some of the twigs stuck out at odd angles. + +“Stick out your right hand over your broom,” called +Madam Hooch at the front, “and say ‘Up!’ ” + +“UP!” everyone shouted. + +Harry’s broom jumped into his hand at once, but it +was one of the few that did. Hermione Granger’s had +simply rolled over on the ground, and Neville’s hadn’t +moved at all. Perhaps brooms, like horses, could tell +when you were afraid, thought Harry; there was a +quaver in Neville’s voice that said only too clearly that +he wanted to keep his feet on the ground. + +Madam Hooch then showed them how to mount their +brooms without sliding off the end, and walked up +and down the rows correcting their grips. Harry and +Ron were delighted when she told Malfoy he’d been +doing it wrong for years. + +Page | 163 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, when I blow my whistle, you kick off from the +ground, hard,” said Madam Hooch. “Keep your +brooms steady, rise a few feet, and then come straight +back down by leaning forward slightly. On my whistle +— three — two — ” + +But Neville, nervous and jumpy and frightened of +being left on the ground, pushed off hard before the +whistle had touched Madam Hooch’s lips. + +“Come back, boy!” she shouted, but Neville was rising +straight up like a cork shot out of a bottle — twelve +feet — twenty feet. Harry saw his scared white face +look down at the ground falling away, saw him gasp, +slip sideways off the broom and — + +WHAM — a thud and a nasty crack and Neville lay +facedown on the grass in a heap. His broomstick was +still rising higher and higher, and started to drift +lazily toward the forbidden forest and out of sight. + +Madam Hooch was bending over Neville, her face as +white as his. + +“Broken wrist,” Harry heard her mutter. “Come on, +boy — it’s all right, up you get.” + +She turned to the rest of the class. + +“None of you is to move while I take this boy to the +hospital wing! You leave those brooms where they are +or you’ll be out of Hogwarts before you can say +‘Quidditch.’ Come on, dear.” + +Neville, his face tear-streaked, clutching his wrist, +hobbled off with Madam Hooch, who had her arm +around him. + + + +Page | 164 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +No sooner were they out of earshot than Malfoy burst +into laughter. + +“Did you see his face, the great lump?” + +The other Slytherins joined in. + +“Shut up, Malfoy,” snapped Parvati Patil. + +“Ooh, sticking up for Longbottom?” said Pansy +Parkinson, a hard-faced Slytherin girl. “Never thought +you’d like fat little crybabies, Parvati.” + +“Look!” said Malfoy, darting forward and snatching +something out of the grass. “It’s that stupid thing +Longbottom’s gran sent him.” + +The Remembrall glittered in the sun as he held it up. + +“Give that here, Malfoy,” said Harry quietly. Everyone +stopped talking to watch. + +Malfoy smiled nastily. + +“I think I’ll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find +— how about — up a tree?” + +“Give it here!” Harry yelled, but Malfoy had leapt onto +his broomstick and taken off. He hadn’t been lying, he +could fly well. Hovering level with the topmost +branches of an oak he called, “Come and get it, +Potter!” + +Harry grabbed his broom. + +“iVo!” shouted Hermione Granger. “Madam Hooch told +us not to move — you’ll get us all into trouble.” + + + +Page | 165 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry ignored her. Blood was pounding in his ears. + +He mounted the broom and kicked hard against the +ground and up, up he soared; air rushed through his +hair, and his robes whipped out behind him — and in +a rush of fierce joy he realized he’d found something +he could do without being taught — this was easy, +this was wonderful. He pulled his broomstick up a +little to take it even higher, and heard screams and +gasps of girls back on the ground and an admiring +whoop from Ron. + +He turned his broomstick sharply to face Malfoy in +midair. Malfoy looked stunned. + +“Give it here,” Harry called, “or I’ll knock you off that +broom!” + +“Oh, yeah?” said Malfoy, trying to sneer, but looking +worried. + +Harry knew, somehow, what to do. He leaned forward +and grasped the broom tightly in both hands, and it +shot toward Malfoy like a javelin. Malfoy only just got +out of the way in time; Harry made a sharp about- +face and held the broom steady. A few people below +were clapping. + +“No Crabbe and Goyle up here to save your neck, +Malfoy,” Harry called. + +The same thought seemed to have struck Malfoy. + +“Catch it if you can, then!” he shouted, and he threw +the glass ball high into the air and streaked back +toward the ground. + +Harry saw, as though in slow motion, the ball rise up +in the air and then start to fall. He leaned forward +and pointed his broom handle down — next second + +Page | 166 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he was gathering speed in a steep dive, racing the ball +— wind whistled in his ears, mingled with the +screams of people watching — he stretched out his +hand — a foot from the ground he caught it, just in +time to pull his broom straight, and he toppled gently +onto the grass with the Remembrall clutched safely in +his fist. + +“HARRY POTTER!” + +His heart sank faster than he’d just dived. Professor +McGonagall was running toward them. He got to his +feet, trembling. + +“Never — in all my time at Hogwarts — ” + +Professor McGonagall was almost speechless with +shock, and her glasses flashed furiously, “ — how dare +you — might have broken your neck — ” + +“It wasn’t his fault, Professor — ” + +“Be quiet, Miss Patil — ” + +“But Malfoy — ” + +“That’s enough, Mr. Weasley. Potter, follow me, now.” + +Harry caught sight of Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle’s +triumphant faces as he left, walking numbly in +Professor McGonagall’s wake as she strode toward the +castle. He was going to be expelled, he just knew it. + +He wanted to say something to defend himself, but +there seemed to be something wrong with his voice. +Professor McGonagall was sweeping along without +even looking at him; he had to jog to keep up. Now +he’d done it. He hadn’t even lasted two weeks. He’d be +packing his bags in ten minutes. What would the +Dursleys say when he turned up on the doorstep? +Page | 167 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Up the front steps, up the marble staircase inside, +and still Professor McGonagall didn’t say a word to +him. She wrenched open doors and marched along +corridors with Harry trotting miserably behind her. +Maybe she was taking him to Dumbledore. He +thought of Hagrid, expelled but allowed to stay on as +gamekeeper. Perhaps he could be Hagrid’s assistant. +His stomach twisted as he imagined it, watching Ron +and the others becoming wizards while he stumped +around the grounds carrying Hagrid’s bag. + +Professor McGonagall stopped outside a classroom. +She opened the door and poked her head inside. + +“Excuse me, Professor Flitwick, could I borrow Wood +for a moment?” + +Wood? thought Harry, bewildered; was Wood a cane +she was going to use on him? + +But Wood turned out to be a person, a burly fifth-year +boy who came out of Flitwick’s class looking +confused. + +“Follow me, you two,” said Professor McGonagall, and +they marched on up the corridor, Wood looking +curiously at Harry. + +“In here.” + +Professor McGonagall pointed them into a classroom +that was empty except for Peeves, who was busy +writing rude words on the blackboard. + +“Out, Peeves!” she barked. Peeves threw the chalk +into a bin, which clanged loudly, and he swooped out +cursing. Professor McGonagall slammed the door +behind him and turned to face the two boys. + + + +Page | 168 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood — I’ve found you a +Seeker.” + +Wood’s expression changed from puzzlement to +delight. + +“Are you serious, Professor?” + +“Absolutely,” said Professor McGonagall crisply. “The +boy’s a natural. I’ve never seen anything like it. Was +that your first time on a broomstick, Potter?” + +Harry nodded silently. He didn’t have a clue what was +going on, but he didn’t seem to be being expelled, and +some of the feeling started coming back to his legs. + +“He caught that thing in his hand after a fifty-foot +dive,” Professor McGonagall told Wood. “Didn’t even +scratch himself. Charlie Weasley couldn’t have done +it.” + +Wood was now looking as though all his dreams had +come true at once. + +“Ever seen a game of Quidditch, Potter?” he asked +excitedly. + +“Wood’s captain of the Gryffindor team,” Professor +McGonagall explained. + +“He’s just the build for a Seeker, too,” said Wood, now +walking around Harry and staring at him. “Light — +speedy — we’ll have to get him a decent broom, +Professor — a Nimbus Two Thousand or a +Cleansweep Seven, I’d say.” + +“I shall speak to Professor Dumbledore and see if we +can’t bend the first-year rule. Heaven knows, we need +a better team than last year. Flattened in that last + +Page | 169 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +match by Slytherin, I couldn’t look Severus Snape in +the face for weeks. ...” + +Professor McGonagall peered sternly over her glasses +at Harry. + +“I want to hear you’re training hard, Potter, or I may +change my mind about punishing you.” + +Then she suddenly smiled. + +“Your father would have been proud,” she said. “He +was an excellent Quidditch player himself.” + +“You’re joking.” + +It was dinnertime. Harry had just finished telling Ron +what had happened when he’d left the grounds with +Professor McGonagall. Ron had a piece of steak and +kidney pie halfway to his mouth, but he’d forgotten all +about it. + +“Seeker?” he said. “But first years never — you must +be the youngest House player in about — ” + +“ — a century,” said Harry, shoveling pie into his +mouth. He felt particularly hungry after the +excitement of the afternoon. “Wood told me.” + +Ron was so amazed, so impressed, he just sat and +gaped at Harry. + +“I start training next week,” said Harry. “Only don’t +tell anyone, Wood wants to keep it a secret.” + +Fred and George Weasley now came into the hall, +spotted Harry, and hurried over. + + + +Page | 170 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well done,” said George in a low voice. “Wood told us. +We’re on the team too — Beaters.” + +“I tell you, we’re going to win that Quidditch Cup for +sure this year,” said Fred. “We haven’t won since +Charlie left, but this year’s team is going to be +brilliant. You must be good, Harry, Wood was almost +skipping when he told us.” + +“Anyway, we’ve got to go, Lee Jordan reckons he’s +found a new secret passageway out of the school.” + +“Bet it’s that one behind the statue of Gregory the +Smarmy that we found in our first week. See you.” + +Fred and George had hardly disappeared when +someone far less welcome turned up: Malfoy, flanked +by Crabbe and Goyle. + +“Having a last meal, Potter? When are you getting the +train back to the Muggles?” + +“You’re a lot braver now that you’re back on the +ground and you’ve got your little friends with you,” +said Harry coolly. There was of course nothing at all +little about Crabbe and Goyle, but as the High Table +was full of teachers, neither of them could do more +than crack their knuckles and scowl. + +“I’d take you on anytime on my own,” said Malfoy. +“Tonight, if you want. Wizard’s duel. Wands only — +no contact. What’s the matter? Never heard of a +wizard’s duel before, I suppose?” + +“Of course he has,” said Ron, wheeling around. “I’m +his second, who’s yours?” + +Malfoy looked at Crabbe and Goyle, sizing them up. + + + +Page | 171 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Crabbe,” he said. “Midnight all right? Well meet you +in the trophy room; that’s always unlocked.” + +When Malfoy had gone, Ron and Harry looked at each +other. + +“What is a wizard’s duel?” said Harry. “And what do +you mean, you’re my second?” + +“Well, a second’s there to take over if you die,” said +Ron casually, getting started at last on his cold pie. +Catching the look on Harry’s face, he added quickly, +“But people only die in proper duels, you know, with +real wizards. The most you and Malfoy’ll be able to do +is send sparks at each other. Neither of you knows +enough magic to do any real damage. I bet he +expected you to refuse, anyway.” + +“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” + +“Throw it away and punch him on the nose,” Ron +suggested. + +“Excuse me.” + +They both looked up. It was Hermione Granger. + +“Can’t a person eat in peace in this place?” said Ron. + +Hermione ignored him and spoke to Harry. + +“I couldn’t help overhearing what you and Malfoy +were saying — ” + +“Bet you could,” Ron muttered. + +“ — and you mustn’t go wandering around the school +at night, think of the points you’ll lose Gryffindor if + + + +Page | 172 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you’re caught, and you’re bound to be. It’s really very +selfish of you.” + +“And it’s really none of your business,” said Harry. +“Good-bye,” said Ron. + +All the same, it wasn’t what you’d call the perfect end +to the day, Harry thought, as he lay awake much later +listening to Dean and Seamus falling asleep (Neville +wasn’t back from the hospital wing). Ron had spent +all evening giving him advice such as “If he tries to +curse you, you’d better dodge it, because I can’t +remember how to block them.” There was a very good +chance they were going to get caught by Filch or Mrs. +Norris, and Harry felt he was pushing his luck, +breaking another school rule today. On the other +hand, Malfoy’s sneering face kept looming up out of +the darkness — this was his big chance to beat +Malfoy face-to-face. He couldn’t miss it. + +“Half-past eleven,” Ron muttered at last, “we’d better +go.” + +They pulled on their bathrobes, picked up their +wands, and crept across the tower room, down the +spiral staircase, and into the Gryffindor common +room. A few embers were still glowing in the fireplace, +turning all the armchairs into hunched black +shadows. They had almost reached the portrait hole +when a voice spoke from the chair nearest them, “I +can’t believe you’re going to do this, Harry.” + +A lamp flickered on. It was Hermione Granger, +wearing a pink bathrobe and a frown. + +“You!” said Ron furiously. “Go back to bed!” + + + +Page | 173 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I almost told your brother,” Hermione snapped, + +“Percy — he’s a prefect, he’d put a stop to this.” + +Harry couldn’t believe anyone could be so interfering. + +“Come on,” he said to Ron. He pushed open the +portrait of the Fat Lady and climbed through the hole. + +Hermione wasn’t going to give up that easily. She +followed Ron through the portrait hole, hissing at +them like an angry goose. + +“Don’t you care about Gryffindor, do you only care +about yourselves, / don’t want Slytherin to win the +House Cup, and you’ll lose all the points I got from +Professor McGonagall for knowing about Switching +Spells.” + +“Go away.” + +“All right, but I warned you, you just remember what +I said when you’re on the train home tomorrow, +you’re so — ” + +But what they were, they didn’t find out. Hermione +had turned to the portrait of the Fat Lady to get back +inside and found herself facing an empty painting. + +The Fat Lady had gone on a nighttime visit and +Hermione was locked out of Gryffindor Tower. + +“Now what am I going to do?” she asked shrilly. + +“That’s your problem,” said Ron. “We’ve got to go, +we’re going to be late.” + +They hadn’t even reached the end of the corridor +when Hermione caught up with them. + +“I’m coming with you,” she said. + +Page | 174 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are not.” + + + +“D’you think I’m going to stand out here and wait for +Filch to catch me? If he finds all three of us I’ll tell +him the truth, that I was trying to stop you, and you +can back me up.” + +“You’ve got some nerve — ” said Ron loudly. + +“Shut up, both of you!” said Harry sharply. “I heard +something.” + +It was a sort of snuffling. + +“Mrs. Norris?” breathed Ron, squinting through the +dark. + +It wasn’t Mrs. Norris. It was Neville. He was curled up +on the floor, fast asleep, but jerked suddenly awake +as they crept nearer. + +“Thank goodness you found me! I’ve been out here for +hours, I couldn’t remember the new password to get +in to bed.” + +“Keep your voice down, Neville. The password’s ‘Pig +snout’ but it won’t help you now, the Fat Lady’s gone +off somewhere.” + +“How’s your arm?” said Harry. + +“Fine,” said Neville, showing them. “Madam Pomfrey +mended it in about a minute.” + +“Good — well, look, Neville, we’ve got to be +somewhere, we’ll see you later — ” + + + +Page | 175 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t leave me!” said Neville, scrambling to his feet, + +“I don’t want to stay here alone, the Bloody Baron’s +been past twice already.” + +Ron looked at his watch and then glared furiously at +Hermione and Neville. + +“If either of you get us caught, I’ll never rest until I’ve +learned that Curse of the Bogies Quirrell told us +about, and used it on you.” + +Hermione opened her mouth, perhaps to tell Ron +exactly how to use the Curse of the Bogies, but Harry +hissed at her to be quiet and beckoned them all +forward. + +They flitted along corridors striped with bars of +moonlight from the high windows. At every turn Harry +expected to run into Filch or Mrs. Norris, but they +were lucky. They sped up a staircase to the third floor +and tiptoed toward the trophy room. + +Malfoy and Crabbe weren’t there yet. The crystal +trophy cases glimmered where the moonlight caught +them. Cups, shields, plates, and statues winked silver +and gold in the darkness. They edged along the walls, +keeping their eyes on the doors at either end of the +room. Harry took out his wand in case Malfoy leapt in +and started at once. The minutes crept by. + +“He’s late, maybe he’s chickened out,” Ron whispered. + +Then a noise in the next room made them jump. + +Harry had only just raised his wand when they heard +someone speak — and it wasn’t Malfoy. + +“Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a +corner.” + + + +Page | 176 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was Filch speaking to Mrs. Norris. Horror-struck, +Harry waved madly at the other three to follow him as +quickly as possible; they scurried silently toward the +door, away from Filch’s voice. Neville’s robes had +barely whipped round the corner when they heard +Filch enter the trophy room. + +“They’re in here somewhere,” they heard him mutter, +“probably hiding.” + +“This way!” Harry mouthed to the others and, +petrified, they began to creep down a long gallery full +of suits of armor. They could hear Filch getting +nearer. Neville suddenly let out a frightened squeak +and broke into a run — he tripped, grabbed Ron +around the waist, and the pair of them toppled right +into a suit of armor. + +The clanging and crashing were enough to wake the +whole castle. + +“RUN!” Harry yelled, and the four of them sprinted +down the gallery, not looking back to see whether +Filch was following — they swung around the +doorpost and galloped down one corridor then +another, Harry in the lead, without any idea where +they were or where they were going — they ripped +through a tapestry and found themselves in a hidden +passageway, hurtled along it and came out near their +Charms classroom, which they knew was miles from +the trophy room. + +“I think we’ve lost him,” Harry panted, leaning against +the cold wall and wiping his forehead. Neville was +bent double, wheezing and spluttering. + +“I — told — you,” Hermione gasped, clutching at the +stitch in her chest, “I — told — you.” + + + +Page | 177 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’ve got to get back to Gryffindor Tower,” said Ron, +“quickly as possible.” + +“Malfoy tricked you,” Hermione said to Harry. “You +realize that, don’t you? He was never going to meet +you — Filch knew someone was going to be in the +trophy room, Malfoy must have tipped him off.” + +Harry thought she was probably right, but he wasn’t +going to tell her that. + +“Let’s go.” + +It wasn’t going to be that simple. They hadn’t gone +more than a dozen paces when a doorknob rattled +and something came shooting out of a classroom in +front of them. + +It was Peeves. He caught sight of them and gave a +squeal of delight. + +“Shut up, Peeves — please — you’ll get us thrown +out.” + +Peeves cackled. + +“Wandering around at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, +tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you’ll get caughty.” + +“Not if you don’t give us away, Peeves, please.” + +“Should tell Filch, I should,” said Peeves in a sanity +voice, but his eyes glittered wickedly. “It’s for your +own good, you know.” + +“Get out of the way,” snapped Ron, taking a swipe at +Peeves — this was a big mistake. + + + +Page | 178 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“STUDENTS OUT OF BED!” Peeves bellowed, +“STUDENTS OUT OF BED DOWN THE CHARMS +CORRIDOR!” + +Ducking under Peeves, they ran for their lives, right +to the end of the corridor where they slammed into a +door — and it was locked. + +“This is it!” Ron moaned, as they pushed helplessly at +the door, “We’re done for! This is the end!” + +They could hear footsteps, Filch running as fast as he +could toward Peeves ’s shouts. + +“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed +Harry’s wand, tapped the lock, and whispered, +“Alohomora\” + +The lock clicked and the door swung open — they +piled through it, shut it quickly, and pressed their +ears against it, listening. + +“Which way did they go, Peeves?” Filch was saying. +“Quick, tell me.” + +“Say ‘please.’ ” + +“Don’t mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?” + +“Shan’t say nothing if you don’t say please,” said +Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. + +“All right — please.” + +“NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn’t say nothing +if you didn’t say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!” And they +heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch +cursing in rage. + + + +Page | 179 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He thinks this door is locked,” Harry whispered. “I +think well be okay — get off Neville!” For Neville had +been tugging on the sleeve of Harry’s bathrobe for the +last minute. “What?” + +Harry turned around — and saw, quite clearly, what. +For a moment, he was sure he’d walked into a +nightmare — this was too much, on top of everything +that had happened so far. + +They weren’t in a room, as he had supposed. They +were in a corridor. The forbidden corridor on the third +floor. And now they knew why it was forbidden. + +They were looking straight into the eyes of a +monstrous dog, a dog that filled the whole space +between ceiling and floor. It had three heads. Three +pairs of rolling, mad eyes; three noses, twitching and +quivering in their direction; three drooling mouths, +saliva hanging in slippery ropes from yellowish fangs. + +It was standing quite still, all six eyes staring at them, +and Harry knew that the only reason they weren’t +already dead was that their sudden appearance had +taken it by surprise, but it was quickly getting over +that, there was no mistaking what those thunderous +growls meant. + +Harry groped for the doorknob — between Filch and +death, he’d take Filch. + +They fell backward — Harry slammed the door shut, +and they ran, they almost flew, back down the +corridor. Filch must have hurried off to look for them +somewhere else, because they didn’t see him +anywhere, but they hardly cared — all they wanted to +do was put as much space as possible between them +and that monster. They didn’t stop running until they + + + +Page | 180 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +reached the portrait of the Fat Lady on the seventh +floor. + +“Where on earth have you all been?” she asked, +looking at their bathrobes hanging off their shoulders +and their flushed, sweaty faces. + +“Never mind that — pig snout, pig snout,” panted +Harry, and the portrait swung forward. They +scrambled into the common room and collapsed, +trembling, into armchairs. + +It was a while before any of them said anything. +Neville, indeed, looked as if he’d never speak again. + +“What do they think they’re doing, keeping a thing +like that locked up in a school?” said Ron finally. “If +any dog needs exercise, that one does.” + +Hermione had got both her breath and her bad +temper back again. + +“You don’t use your eyes, any of you, do you?” she +snapped. “Didn’t you see what it was standing on?” + +“The floor?” Harry suggested. “I wasn’t looking at its +feet, I was too busy with its heads.” + +“No, not the floor. It was standing on a trapdoor. It’s +obviously guarding something.” + +She stood up, glaring at them. + +“I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all +have been killed — or worse, expelled. Now, if you +don’t mind, I’m going to bed.” + +Ron stared after her, his mouth open. + + + +Page | 181 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, we don’t mind,” he said. “You’d think we dragged +her along, wouldn’t you?” + +But Hermione had given Harry something else to +think about as he climbed back into bed. The dog was +guarding something. . . . What had Hagrid said? +Gringotts was the safest place in the world for +something you wanted to hide — except perhaps +Hogwarts. + +It looked as though Harry had found out where the +grubby little package from vault seven hundred and +thirteen was. + + + +Page | 182 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +HALLOWEEN + +Malfoy couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw that +Harry and Ron were still at Hogwarts the next day, +looking tired but perfectly cheerful. Indeed, by the +next morning Harry and Ron thought that meeting +the three-headed dog had been an excellent +adventure, and they were quite keen to have another +one. In the meantime, Harry filled Ron in about the +package that seemed to have been moved from +Gringotts to Hogwarts, and they spent a lot of time +wondering what could possibly need such heavy +protection. + +“It’s either really valuable or really dangerous,” said +Ron. + +“Or both,” said Harry. + +But as all they knew for sure about the mysterious +object was that it was about two inches long, they +didn’t have much chance of guessing what it was +without further clues. + +Page | 183 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone -J.K. Rowling + + + +Neither Neville nor Hermione showed the slightest +interest in what lay underneath the dog and the +trapdoor. All Neville cared about was never going near +the dog again. + +Hermione was now refusing to speak to Harry and +Ron, but she was such a bossy know-it-all that they +saw this as an added bonus. All they really wanted +now was a way of getting back at Malfoy, and to their +great delight, just such a thing arrived in the mail +about a week later. + +As the owls flooded into the Great Hall as usual, +everyone’s attention was caught at once by a long, +thin package carried by six large screech owls. Harry +was just as interested as everyone else to see what +was in this large parcel, and was amazed when the +owls soared down and dropped it right in front of him, +knocking his bacon to the floor. They had hardly +fluttered out of the way when another owl dropped a +letter on top of the parcel. + +Harry ripped open the letter first, which was lucky, +because it said: + + + +DO NOT OPEN THE PARCEL AT THE TABLE. + +It contains your new Nimbus Two Thousand, but I +don’t want everybody knowing you’ve got a +broomstick or they’ll all want one. Oliver Wood will +meet you tonight on the Quidditch field at seven +o’clock for your first training session. + +Professor M. McGonagall + +Harry had difficulty hiding his glee as he handed the +note to Ron to read. + +Page | 184 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A Nimbus Two Thousand!” Ron moaned enviously. +“I’ve never even touched one.” + +They left the hall quickly, wanting to unwrap the +broomstick in private before their first class, but +halfway across the entrance hall they found the way +upstairs barred by Crabbe and Goyle. Malfoy seized +the package from Harry and felt it. + +“That’s a broomstick,” he said, throwing it back to +Harry with a mixture of jealousy and spite on his face. +“You’ll be in for it this time, Potter, first years aren’t +allowed them.” + +Ron couldn’t resist it. + +“It’s not any old broomstick,” he said, “it’s a Nimbus +Two Thousand. What did you say you’ve got at home, +Malfoy, a Comet Two Sixty?” Ron grinned at Harry. +“Comets look flashy, but they’re not in the same +league as the Nimbus.” + +“What would you know about it, Weasley, you +couldn’t afford half the handle,” Malfoy snapped back. +“I suppose you and your brothers have to save up +twig by twig.” + +Before Ron could answer, Professor Flitwick appeared +at Malfoy’s elbow. + +“Not arguing, I hope, boys?” he squeaked. + +“Potters been sent a broomstick, Professor,” said +Malfoy quickly. + +“Yes, yes, that’s right,” said Professor Flitwick, +beaming at Harry. “Professor McGonagall told me all +about the special circumstances, Potter. And what +model is it?” + +Page | 185 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A Nimbus Two Thousand, sir,” said Harry, fighting +not to laugh at the look of horror on Malfoy’s face. +“And it’s really thanks to Malfoy here that I’ve got it,” +he added. + +Harry and Ron headed upstairs, smothering their +laughter at Malfoy’s obvious rage and confusion. + +“Well, it’s true,” Harry chortled as they reached the +top of the marble staircase, “If he hadn’t stolen +Neville’s Remembrall I wouldn’t be on the team. ...” + +“So I suppose you think that’s a reward for breaking +rules?” came an angry voice from just behind them. +Hermione was stomping up the stairs, looking +disapprovingly at the package in Harry’s hand. + +“I thought you weren’t speaking to us?” said Harry. + +“Yes, don’t stop now,” said Ron, “it’s doing us so +much good.” + +Hermione marched away with her nose in the air. + +Harry had a lot of trouble keeping his mind on his +lessons that day. It kept wandering up to the +dormitory where his new broomstick was lying under +his bed, or straying off to the Quidditch field where +he’d be learning to play that night. He bolted his +dinner that evening without noticing what he was +eating, and then rushed upstairs with Ron to unwrap +the Nimbus Two Thousand at last. + +“Wow,” Ron sighed, as the broomstick rolled onto +Harry’s bedspread. + +Even Harry, who knew nothing about the different +brooms, thought it looked wonderful. Sleek and +shiny, with a mahogany handle, it had a long tail of + +Page | 186 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +neat, straight twigs and Nimbus Two Thousand +written in gold near the top. + +As seven o’clock drew nearer, Harry left the castle and +set off in the dusk toward the Quidditch field. He’d +never been inside the stadium before. Hundreds of +seats were raised in stands around the field so that +the spectators were high enough to see what was +going on. At either end of the field were three golden +poles with hoops on the end. They reminded Harry of +the little plastic sticks Muggle children blew bubbles +through, except that they were fifty feet high. + +Too eager to fly again to wait for Wood, Harry +mounted his broomstick and kicked off from the +ground. What a feeling — he swooped in and out of +the goal posts and then sped up and down the field. +The Nimbus Two Thousand turned wherever he +wanted at his lightest touch. + +“Hey, Potter, come down!” + +Oliver Wood had arrived. He was carrying a large +wooden crate under his arm. Harry landed next to +him. + +“Very nice,” said Wood, his eyes glinting. “I see what +McGonagall meant ... you really are a natural. I’m +just going to teach you the rules this evening, then +you’ll be joining team practice three times a week.” + +He opened the crate. Inside were four different-sized +balls. + +“Right,” said Wood. “Now, Quidditch is easy enough to +understand, even if it’s not too easy to play. There are +seven players on each side. Three of them are called +Chasers.” + + + +Page | 187 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Three Chasers,” Harry repeated, as Wood took out a +bright red ball about the size of a soccer ball. + +“This ball’s called the Quaffle,” said Wood. “The +Chasers throw the Quaffle to each other and try and +get it through one of the hoops to score a goal. Ten +points every time the Quaffle goes through one of the +hoops. Follow me?” + +“The Chasers throw the Quaffle and put it through +the hoops to score,” Harry recited. “So — that’s sort of +like basketball on broomsticks with six hoops, isn’t +it?” + + + +“What’s basketball?” said Wood curiously. + +“Never mind,” said Harry quickly. + +“Now, there’s another player on each side who’s called +the Keeper — I’m Keeper for Gryffindor. I have to fly +around our hoops and stop the other team from +scoring.” + +“Three Chasers, one Keeper,” said Harry, who was +determined to remember it all. “And they play with +the Quaffle. Okay, got that. So what are they for?” He +pointed at the three balls left inside the box. + +“I’ll show you now,” said Wood. “Take this.” + +He handed Harry a small club, a bit like a short +baseball bat. + +“I’m going to show you what the Bludgers do,” Wood +said. “These two are the Bludgers.” + +He showed Harry two identical balls, jet black and +slightly smaller than the red Quaffle. Harry noticed + + + +Page | 188 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that they seemed to be straining to escape the straps +holding them inside the box. + +“Stand back,” Wood warned Harry. He bent down and +freed one of the Bludgers. + +At once, the black ball rose high in the air and then +pelted straight at Harry’s face. Harry swung at it with +the bat to stop it from breaking his nose, and sent it +zigzagging away into the air — it zoomed around their +heads and then shot at Wood, who dived on top of it +and managed to pin it to the ground. + +“See?” Wood panted, forcing the struggling Bludger +back into the crate and strapping it down safely. “The +Bludgers rocket around, trying to knock players off +their brooms. That’s why you have two Beaters on +each team — the Weasley twins are ours — it’s their +job to protect their side from the Bludgers and try and +knock them toward the other team. So — think you’ve +got all that?” + +“Three Chasers try and score with the Quaffle; the +Keeper guards the goal posts; the Beaters keep the +Bludgers away from their team,” Harry reeled off. + +“Very good,” said Wood. + +“Er — have the Bludgers ever killed anyone?” Harry +asked, hoping he sounded offhand. + +“Never at Hogwarts. We’ve had a couple of broken +jaws but nothing worse than that. Now, the last +member of the team is the Seeker. That’s you. And +you don’t have to worry about the Quaffle or the +Bludgers — ” + +“ — unless they crack my head open.” + + + +Page | 189 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t worry, the Weasleys are more than a match for +the Bludgers — I mean, they’re like a pair of human +Bludgers themselves.” + +Wood reached into the crate and took out the fourth +and last ball. Compared with the Quaffle and the +Bludgers, it was tiny, about the size of a large walnut. +It was bright gold and had little fluttering silver +wings. + +“This,” said Wood, “is the Golden Snitch, and it’s the +most important ball of the lot. It’s very hard to catch +because it’s so fast and difficult to see. It’s the +Seeker’s job to catch it. You’ve got to weave in and out +of the Chasers, Beaters, Bludgers, and Quaffle to get +it before the other team’s Seeker, because whichever +Seeker catches the Snitch wins his team an extra +hundred and fifty points, so they nearly always win. +That’s why Seekers get fouled so much. A game of +Quidditch only ends when the Snitch is caught, so it +can go on for ages — I think the record is three +months, they had to keep bringing on substitutes so +the players could get some sleep. + +“Well, that’s it — any questions?” + +Harry shook his head. He understood what he had to +do all right, it was doing it that was going to be the +problem. + +“We won’t practice with the Snitch yet,” said Wood, +carefully shutting it back inside the crate, “it’s too +dark, we might lose it. Let’s try you out with a few of +these.” + +He pulled a bag of ordinary golf balls out of his pocket +and a few minutes later, he and Harry were up in the +air, Wood throwing the golf balls as hard as he could +in every direction for Harry to catch. + +Page | 190 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry didn’t miss a single one, and Wood was +delighted. After half an hour, night had really fallen +and they couldn’t carry on. + +“That Quidditch Cup’ll have our name on it this year,” +said Wood happily as they trudged back up to the +castle. “I wouldn’t be surprised if you turn out better +than Charlie Weasley, and he could have played for +England if he hadn’t gone off chasing dragons.” + +Perhaps it was because he was now so busy, what +with Quidditch practice three evenings a week on top +of all his homework, but Harry could hardly believe it +when he realized that he’d already been at Hogwarts +two months. The castle felt more like home than +Privet Drive ever had. His lessons, too, were becoming +more and more interesting now that they had +mastered the basics. + +On Halloween morning they woke to the delicious +smell of baking pumpkin wafting through the +corridors. Even better, Professor Flitwick announced +in Charms that he thought they were ready to start +making objects fly, something they had all been dying +to try since they’d seen him make Neville’s toad zoom +around the classroom. Professor Flitwick put the +class into pairs to practice. Harry’s partner was +Seamus Finnigan (which was a relief, because Neville +had been trying to catch his eye). Ron, however, was +to be working with Hermione Granger. It was hard to +tell whether Ron or Hermione was angrier about this. +She hadn’t spoken to either of them since the day +Harry’s broomstick had arrived. + +“Now, don’t forget that nice wrist movement we’ve +been practicing!” squeaked Professor Flitwick, +perched on top of his pile of books as usual. “Swish +and flick, remember, swish and flick. And saying the +magic words properly is very important, too — never +Page | 191 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +forget Wizard Baruffio, who said ‘s’ instead of ‘f and +found himself on the floor with a buffalo on his +chest.” + +It was very difficult. Harry and Seamus swished and +flicked, but the feather they were supposed to be +sending skyward just lay on the desktop. Seamus got +so impatient that he prodded it with his wand and set +fire to it — Harry had to put it out with his hat. + +Ron, at the next table, wasn’t having much more +luck. + +“Wingardium Leviosal” he shouted, waving his long +arms like a windmill. + +“You’re saying it wrong,” Harry heard Hermione snap. +“It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and +long.” + +“You do it, then, if you’re so clever,” Ron snarled. + +Hermione rolled up the sleeves of her gown, flicked +her wand, and said, “Wingardium LeviosaV’ + +Their feather rose off the desk and hovered about four +feet above their heads. + +“Oh, well done!” cried Professor Flitwick, clapping. +“Everyone see here, Miss Granger’s done it!” + +Ron was in a very bad mood by the end of the class. + +“It’s no wonder no one can stand her,” he said to +Harry as they pushed their way into the crowded +corridor, “she’s a nightmare, honestly.” + + + +Page | 192 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Someone knocked into Harry as they hurried past +him. It was Hermione. Harry caught a glimpse of her +face — and was startled to see that she was in tears. + +“I think she heard you.” + +“So?” said Ron, but he looked a bit uncomfortable. +“She must’ve noticed she’s got no friends.” + +Hermione didn’t turn up for the next class and wasn’t +seen all afternoon. On their way down to the Great +Hall for the Halloween feast, Harry and Ron overheard +Parvati Patil telling her friend Lavender that Hermione +was crying in the girls’ bathroom and wanted to be +left alone. Ron looked still more awkward at this, but +a moment later they had entered the Great Hall, +where the Halloween decorations put Hermione out of +their minds. + +A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and +ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the +tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the +pumpkins stutter. The feast appeared suddenly on +the golden plates, as it had at the start-of-term +banquet. + +Harry was just helping himself to a baked potato +when Professor Quirrell came sprinting into the hall, +his turban askew and terror on his face. Everyone +stared as he reached Professor Dumbledore’s chair, +slumped against the table, and gasped, “Troll — in +the dungeons — thought you ought to know.” + +He then sank to the floor in a dead faint. + +There was an uproar. It took several purple +firecrackers exploding from the end of Professor +Dumbledore’s wand to bring silence. + + + +Page | 193 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Prefects,” he rumbled, “lead your Houses back to the +dormitories immediately!” + +Percy was in his element. + +“Follow me! Stick together, first years! No need to fear +the troll if you follow my orders! Stay close behind +me, now. Make way, first years coming through! +Excuse me, I’m a prefect!” + +“How could a troll get in?” Harry asked as they +climbed the stairs. + +“Don’t ask me, they’re supposed to be really stupid,” +said Ron. “Maybe Peeves let it in for a Halloween +joke.” + +They passed different groups of people hurrying in +different directions. As they jostled their way through +a crowd of confused Hufflepuffs, Harry suddenly +grabbed Ron’s arm. + +“I’ve just thought — Hermione.” + +“What about her?” + +“She doesn’t know about the troll.” + +Ron bit his lip. + +“Oh, all right,” he snapped. “But Percy’d better not +see us.” + +Ducking down, they joined the Hufflepuffs going the +other way, slipped down a deserted side corridor, and +hurried off toward the girls’ bathroom. They had just +turned the corner when they heard quick footsteps +behind them. + + + +Page | 194 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Percy!” hissed Ron, pulling Harry behind a large +stone griffin. + +Peering around it, however, they saw not Percy but +Snape. He crossed the corridor and disappeared from +view. + +“What’s he doing?” Harry whispered. “Why isn’t he +down in the dungeons with the rest of the teachers?” + +“Search me.” + +Quietly as possible, they crept along the next corridor +after Snape ’s fading footsteps. + +“He’s heading for the third floor,” Harry said, but Ron +held up his hand. + +“Can you smell something?” + +Harry sniffed and a foul stench reached his nostrils, a +mixture of old socks and the kind of public toilet no +one seems to clean. + +And then they heard it — a low grunting, and the +shuffling footfalls of gigantic feet. Ron pointed — at +the end of a passage to the left, something huge was +moving toward them. They shrank into the shadows +and watched as it emerged into a patch of moonlight. + +It was a horrible sight. Twelve feet tall, its skin was a +dull, granite gray, its great lumpy body like a boulder +with its small bald head perched on top like a +coconut. It had short legs thick as tree trunks with +flat, horny feet. The smell coming from it was +incredible. It was holding a huge wooden club, which +dragged along the floor because its arms were so long. + + + +Page | 195 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The troll stopped next to a doorway and peered inside. +It waggled its long ears, making up its tiny mind, then +slouched slowly into the room. + +“The key’s in the lock,” Harry muttered. “We could +lock it in.” + +“Good idea,” said Ron nervously. + +They edged toward the open door, mouths dry, +praying the troll wasn’t about to come out of it. With +one great leap, Harry managed to grab the key, slam +the door, and lock it. + +“Yes!” + +Flushed with their victory, they started to run back +up the passage, but as they reached the corner they +heard something that made their hearts stop — a +high, petrified scream — and it was coming from the +chamber they’d just chained up. + +“Oh, no,” said Ron, pale as the Bloody Baron. + +“It’s the girls’ bathroom!” Harry gasped. + +“ Hermionel” they said together. + +It was the last thing they wanted to do, but what +choice did they have? Wheeling around, they sprinted +back to the door and turned the key, fumbling in their +panic. Harry pulled the door open and they ran +inside. + +Hermione Granger was shrinking against the wall +opposite, looking as if she was about to faint. The troll +was advancing on her, knocking the sinks off the +walls as it went. + + + +Page | 196 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Confuse it!” Harry said desperately to Ron, and, +seizing a tap, he threw it as hard as he could against +the wall. + +The troll stopped a few feet from Hermione. It +lumbered around, blinking stupidly, to see what had +made the noise. Its mean little eyes saw Harry. It +hesitated, then made for him instead, lifting its club +as it went. + +“Oy, pea-brain!” yelled Ron from the other side of the +chamber, and he threw a metal pipe at it. The troll +didn’t even seem to notice the pipe hitting its +shoulder, but it heard the yell and paused again, +turning its ugly snout toward Ron instead, giving +Harry time to run around it. + +“Come on, run, run\” Harry yelled at Hermione, trying +to pull her toward the door, but she couldn’t move, +she was still flat against the wall, her mouth open +with terror. + +The shouting and the echoes seemed to be driving the +troll berserk. It roared again and started toward Ron, +who was nearest and had no way to escape. + +Harry then did something that was both very brave +and very stupid: He took a great running jump and +managed to fasten his arms around the troll’s neck +from behind. The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging +there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit +of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wand had still been +in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight +up one of the troll’s nostrils. + +Howling with pain, the troll twisted and flailed its +club, with Harry clinging on for dear life; any second, +the troll was going to rip him off or catch him a +terrible blow with the club. + +Page | 197 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione had sunk to the floor in fright; Ron pulled +out his own wand — not knowing what he was going +to do he heard himself cry the first spell that came +into his head: “Wingardium Leviosal” + +The club flew suddenly out of the troll’s hand, rose +high, high up into the air, turned slowly over — and +dropped, with a sickening crack, onto its owner’s +head. The troll swayed on the spot and then fell flat +on its face, with a thud that made the whole room +tremble. + +Harry got to his feet. He was shaking and out of +breath. Ron was standing there with his wand still +raised, staring at what he had done. + +It was Hermione who spoke first. + +“Is it — dead?” + +“I don’t think so,” said Harry, “I think it’s just been +knocked out.” + +He bent down and pulled his wand out of the troll’s +nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray +glue. + +“Urgh — troll boogers.” + +He wiped it on the troll’s trousers. + +A sudden slamming and loud footsteps made the +three of them look up. They hadn’t realized what a +racket they had been making, but of course, someone +downstairs must have heard the crashes and the +troll’s roars. A moment later, Professor McGonagall +had come bursting into the room, closely followed by +Snape, with Quirrell bringing up the rear. Quirrell + + + +Page | 198 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +took one look at the troll, let out a faint whimper, and +sat quickly down on a toilet, clutching his heart. + +Snape bent over the troll. Professor McGonagall was +looking at Ron and Harry. Harry had never seen her +look so angry. Her lips were white. Hopes of winning +fifty points for Gryffindor faded quickly from Harry’s +mind. + +“What on earth were you thinking of?” said Professor +McGonagall, with cold fury in her voice. Harry looked +at Ron, who was still standing with his wand in the +air. “You’re lucky you weren’t killed. Why aren’t you +in your dormitory?” + +Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry looked +at the floor. He wished Ron would put his wand down. + +Then a small voice came out of the shadows. + +“Please, Professor McGonagall — they were looking for +me.” + +“Miss Granger!” + +Hermione had managed to get to her feet at last. + +“I went looking for the troll because I — I thought I +could deal with it on my own — you know, because +I’ve read all about them.” + +Ron dropped his wand. Hermione Granger, telling a +downright lie to a teacher? + +“If they hadn’t found me, I’d be dead now. Harry +stuck his wand up its nose and Ron knocked it out +with its own club. They didn’t have time to come and +fetch anyone. It was about to finish me off when they +arrived.” + +Page | 199 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry and Ron tried to look as though this story +wasn’t new to them. + +“Well — in that case ...” said Professor McGonagall, +staring at the three of them, “Miss Granger, you +foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a +mountain troll on your own?” + +Hermione hung her head. Harry was speechless. +Hermione was the last person to do anything against +the rules, and here she was, pretending she had, to +get them out of trouble. It was as if Snape had started +handing out sweets. + +“Miss Granger, five points will be taken from +Gryffindor for this,” said Professor McGonagall. “I’m +very disappointed in you. If you’re not hurt at all, +you’d better get off to Gryffindor Tower. Students are +finishing the feast in their Houses.” + +Hermione left. + +Professor McGonagall turned to Harry and Ron. + +“Well, I still say you were lucky, but not many first +years could have taken on a full-grown mountain +troll. You each win Gryffindor five points. Professor +Dumbledore will be informed of this. You may go.” + +They hurried out of the chamber and didn’t speak at +all until they had climbed two floors up. It was a relief +to be away from the smell of the troll, quite apart from +anything else. + +“We should have gotten more than ten points,” Ron +grumbled. + +“Five, you mean, once she’s taken off Hermione ’s.” + + + +Page | 200 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good of her to get us out of trouble like that,” Ron +admitted. “Mind you, we did save her.” + +“She might not have needed saving if we hadn’t +locked the thing in with her,” Harry reminded him. + +They had reached the portrait of the Fat Lady. + +“Pig snout,” they said and entered. + +The common room was packed and noisy. Everyone +was eating the food that had been sent up. Hermione, +however, stood alone by the door, waiting for them. +There was a very embarrassed pause. Then, none of +them looking at each other, they all said “Thanks,” +and hurried off to get plates. + +But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became +their friend. There are some things you can’t share +without ending up liking each other, and knocking +out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. + + + +Page | 201 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +QUIDDITCH + +As they entered November, the weather turned very +cold. The mountains around the school became icy +gray and the lake like chilled steel. Every morning the +ground was covered in frost. Hagrid could be seen +from the upstairs windows defrosting broomsticks on +the Quidditch field, bundled up in a long moleskin +overcoat, rabbit fur gloves, and enormous beaverskin +boots. + +The Quidditch season had begun. On Saturday, Harry +would be playing in his first match after weeks of +training: Gryffindor versus Slytherin. If Gryffindor +won, they would move up into second place in the +House Championship. + +Hardly anyone had seen Harry play because Wood +had decided that, as their secret weapon, Harry +should be kept, well, secret. But the news that he was +playing Seeker had leaked out somehow, and Harry +didn’t know which was worse — people telling him +he’d be brilliant or people telling him they’d be +running around underneath him holding a mattress. +Page | 202 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +It was really lucky that Harry now had Hermione as a +friend. He didn’t know how he’d have gotten through +all his homework without her, what with all the last- +minute Quidditch practice Wood was making them +do. She had also lent him Quidditch Through the Ages, +which turned out to be a very interesting read. + +Harry learned that there were seven hundred ways of +committing a Quidditch foul and that all of them had +happened during a World Cup match in 1473; that +Seekers were usually the smallest and fastest players, +and that most serious Quidditch accidents seemed to +happen to them; that although people rarely died +playing Quidditch, referees had been known to vanish +and turn up months later in the Sahara Desert. + +Hermione had become a bit more relaxed about +breaking rules since Harry and Ron had saved her +from the mountain troll, and she was much nicer for +it. The day before Harry’s first Quidditch match the +three of them were out in the freezing courtyard +during break, and she had conjured them up a bright +blue fire that could be carried around in a jam jar. +They were standing with their backs to it, getting +warm, when Snape crossed the yard. Harry noticed at +once that Snape was limping. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione moved closer together to block the fire from +view; they were sure it wouldn’t be allowed. +Unfortunately, something about their guilty faces +caught Snape’s eye. He limped over. He hadn’t seen +the fire, but he seemed to be looking for a reason to +tell them off anyway. + +“What’s that you’ve got there, Potter?” + +It was Quidditch Through the Ages. Harry showed him. + + + +Page | 203 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Library books are not to be taken outside the +school,” said Snape. “Give it to me. Five points from +Gryffindor.” + +“He’s just made that rule up,” Harry muttered angrily +as Snape limped away. “Wonder what’s wrong with +his leg?” + +“Dunno, but I hope it’s really hurting him,” said Ron +bitterly. + +The Gryffindor common room was very noisy that +evening. Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat together next +to a window. Hermione was checking Harry and Ron’s +Charms homework for them. She would never let +them copy (“How will you learn?”), but by asking her +to read it through, they got the right answers anyway. + +Harry felt restless. He wanted Quidditch Through the +Ages back, to take his mind off his nerves about +tomorrow. Why should he be afraid of Snape? Getting +up, he told Ron and Hermione he was going to ask +Snape if he could have it. + +“Better you than me,” they said together, but Harry +had an idea that Snape wouldn’t refuse if there were +other teachers listening. + +He made his way down to the staffroom and knocked. +There was no answer. He knocked again. Nothing. + +Perhaps Snape had left the book in there? It was +worth a try. He pushed the door ajar and peered +inside — and a horrible scene met his eyes. + +Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was +holding his robes above his knees. One of his legs was +bloody and mangled. Filch was handing Snape +bandages. + +Page | 204 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Blasted thing,” Snape was saying. “How are you +supposed to keep your eyes on all three heads at +once?” + +Harry tried to shut the door quietly, but — + +“POTTER!” + +Snape ’s face was twisted with fury as he dropped his +robes quickly to hide his leg. Harry gulped. + +“I just wondered if I could have my book back.” + +“GET OUT! OUT!” + +Harry left, before Snape could take any more points +from Gryffindor. He sprinted back upstairs. + +“Did you get it?” Ron asked as Harry joined them. +“What’s the matter?” + +In a low whisper, Harry told them what he’d seen. + +“You know what this means?” he finished +breathlessly. “He tried to get past that three-headed +dog at Halloween! That’s where he was going when we +saw him — he’s after whatever it’s guarding! And I’d +bet my broomstick he let that troll in, to make a +diversion!” + +Hermione’s eyes were wide. + +“No — he wouldn’t,” she said. “I know he’s not very +nice, but he wouldn’t try and steal something +Dumbledore was keeping safe.” + +“Honestly, Hermione, you think all teachers are saints +or something,” snapped Ron. “I’m with Harry. I + + + +Page | 205 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wouldn’t put anything past Snape. But what’s he +after? What’s that dog guarding?” + +Harry went to bed with his head buzzing with the +same question. Neville was snoring loudly, but Harry +couldn’t sleep. He tried to empty his mind — he +needed to sleep, he had to, he had his first Quidditch +match in a few hours — but the expression on +Snape’s face when Harry had seen his leg wasn’t easy +to forget. + +The next morning dawned very bright and cold. The +Great Hall was full of the delicious smell of fried +sausages and the cheerful chatter of everyone looking +forward to a good Quidditch match. + +“You’ve got to eat some breakfast.” + +“I don’t want anything.” + +“Just a bit of toast,” wheedled Hermione. + +“I’m not hungry.” + +Harry felt terrible. In an hour’s time he’d be walking +onto the field. + +“Harry, you need your strength,” said Seamus +Finnigan. “Seekers are always the ones who get +clobbered by the other team.” + +“Thanks, Seamus,” said Harry, watching Seamus pile +ketchup on his sausages. + +By eleven o’clock the whole school seemed to be out +in the stands around the Quidditch pitch. Many +students had binoculars. The seats might be raised +high in the air, but it was still difficult to see what +was going on sometimes. + +Page | 206 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron and Hermione joined Neville, Seamus, and Dean +the West Ham fan up in the top row. As a surprise for +Harry, they had painted a large banner on one of the +sheets Scabbers had ruined. It said Potter for +President, and Dean, who was good at drawing, had +done a large Gryffindor lion underneath. Then +Hermione had performed a tricky little charm so that +the paint flashed different colors. + +Meanwhile, in the locker room, Harry and the rest of +the team were changing into their scarlet Quidditch +robes (Slytherin would be playing in green) . + +Wood cleared his throat for silence. + +“Okay, men,” he said. + +“And women,” said Chaser Angelina Johnson. + +“And women,” Wood agreed. “This is it.” + +“The big one,” said Fred Weasley. + +“The one we’ve all been waiting for,” said George. + +“We know Oliver’s speech by heart,” Fred told Harry, +“we were on the team last year.” + +“Shut up, you two,” said Wood. “This is the best team +Gryffindor’s had in years. We’re going to win. I know +it.” + +He glared at them all as if to say, “Or else.” + +“Right. It’s time. Good luck, all of you.” + +Harry followed Fred and George out of the locker +room and, hoping his knees weren’t going to give way, +walked onto the field to loud cheers. + +Page | 207 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madam Hooch was refereeing. She stood in the +middle of the field waiting for the two teams, her +broom in her hand. + +“Now, I want a nice fair game, all of you,” she said, +once they were all gathered around her. Harry noticed +that she seemed to be speaking particularly to the +Slytherin Captain, Marcus Flint, a fifth year. Harry +thought Flint looked as if he had some troll blood in +him. Out of the corner of his eye he saw the fluttering +banner high above, flashing Potter for President over +the crowd. His heart skipped. He felt braver. + +“Mount your brooms, please.” + +Harry clambered onto his Nimbus Two Thousand. + +Madam Hooch gave a loud blast on her silver whistle. + +Fifteen brooms rose up, high, high into the air. They +were off. + +“And the Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina +Johnson of Gryffindor — what an excellent Chaser +that girl is, and rather attractive, too — ” + +“JORDAN!” + +“Sorry, Professor.” + +The Weasley twins’ friend, Lee Jordan, was doing the +commentary for the match, closely watched by +Professor McGonagall. + +“And she’s really belting along up there, a neat pass +to Alicia Spinnet, a good find of Oliver Wood’s, last +year only a reserve — back to Johnson and — no, the +Slytherins have taken the Quaffle, Slytherin Captain +Marcus Flint gains the Quaffle and off he goes — Flint +Page | 208 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +flying like an eagle up there — he’s going to sc- no, +stopped by an excellent move by Gryffindor Keeper +Wood and the Gryffindors take the Quaffle — that’s +Chaser Katie Bell of Gryffindor there, nice dive +around Flint, off up the field and — OUCH — that +must have hurt, hit in the back of the head by a +Bludger — Quaffle taken by the Slytherins — that’s +Adrian Pucey speeding off toward the goal posts, but +he’s blocked by a second Bludger — sent his way by +Fred or George Weasley, can’t tell which — nice play +by the Gryffindor Beater, anyway, and Johnson back +in possession of the Quaffle, a clear field ahead and +off she goes — she’s really flying — dodges a speeding +Bludger — the goal posts are ahead — come on, now, +Angelina — Keeper Bletchley dives — misses — +GRYFFINDORS SCORE!” + +Gryffindor cheers filled the cold air, with howls and +moans from the Slytherins. + +“Budge up there, move along.” + +“Hagrid!” + +Ron and Hermione squeezed together to give Hagrid +enough space to join them. + +“Bin watchin’ from me hut,” said Hagrid, patting a +large pair of binoculars around his neck, “But it isn’t +the same as bein’ in the crowd. No sign of the Snitch +yet, eh?” + +“Nope,” said Ron. “Harry hasn’t had much to do yet.” + +“Kept outta trouble, though, that’s somethin’,” said +Hagrid, raising his binoculars and peering skyward at +the speck that was Harry. + + + +Page | 209 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Way up above them, Harry was gliding over the game, +squinting about for some sign of the Snitch. This was +part of his and Wood’s game plan. + +“Keep out of the way until you catch sight of the +Snitch,” Wood had said. “We don’t want you attacked +before you have to be.” + +When Angelina had scored, Harry had done a couple +of loop-the-loops to let off his feelings. Now he was +back to staring around for the Snitch. Once he caught +sight of a flash of gold, but it was just a reflection +from one of the Weasleys’ wristwatches, and once a +Bludger decided to come pelting his way, more like a +cannonball than anything, but Harry dodged it and +Fred Weasley came chasing after it. + +“All right there, Harry?” he had time to yell, as he +beat the Bludger furiously toward Marcus Flint. + +“Slytherin in possession,” Lee Jordan was saying, +“Chaser Pucey ducks two Bludgers, two Weasleys, +and Chaser Bell, and speeds toward the — wait a +moment — was that the Snitch?” + +A murmur ran through the crowd as Adrian Pucey +dropped the Quaffle, too busy looking over his +shoulder at the flash of gold that had passed his left +ear. + +Harry saw it. In a great rush of excitement he dived +downward after the streak of gold. Slytherin Seeker +Terence Higgs had seen it, too. Neck and neck they +hurtled toward the Snitch — all the Chasers seemed +to have forgotten what they were supposed to be +doing as they hung in midair to watch. + + + +Page | 210 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry was faster than Higgs — he could see the little +round ball, wings fluttering, darting up ahead — he +put on an extra spurt of speed — + +WHAM! A roar of rage echoed from the Gryffindors +below — Marcus Flint had blocked Harry on purpose, +and Harry’s broom spun off course, Harry holding on +for dear life. + +“Foul!” screamed the Gryffindors. + +Madam Hooch spoke angrily to Flint and then ordered +a free shot at the goal posts for Gryffindor. But in all +the confusion, of course, the Golden Snitch had +disappeared from sight again. + +Down in the stands, Dean Thomas was yelling, “Send +him off, ref! Red card!” + +“What are you talking about, Dean?” said Ron. + +“Red card!” said Dean furiously. “In soccer you get +shown the red card and you’re out of the game!” + +“But this isn’t soccer, Dean,” Ron reminded him. + +Hagrid, however, was on Dean’s side. + +“They oughta change the rules. Flint coulda knocked +Harry outta the air.” + +Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. + +“So — after that obvious and disgusting bit of +cheating — ” + +“Jordan!” growled Professor McGonagall. + +“I mean, after that open and revolting foul — ” + +Page | 211 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Jordan, I’m warning you — ” + + + +“All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor +Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure, so a +penalty to Gryffindor, taken by Spinnet, who puts it +away, no trouble, and we continue play, Gryffindor +still in possession.” + +It was as Harry dodged another Bludger, which went +spinning dangerously past his head, that it happened. +His broom gave a sudden, frightening lurch. For a +split second, he thought he was going to fall. He +gripped the broom tightly with both his hands and +knees. He’d never felt anything like that. + +It happened again. It was as though the broom was +trying to buck him off. But Nimbus Two Thousands +did not suddenly decide to buck their riders off. Harry +tried to turn back toward the Gryffindor goal posts — +he had half a mind to ask Wood to call time-out — +and then he realized that his broom was completely +out of his control. He couldn’t turn it. He couldn’t +direct it at all. It was zigzagging through the air, and +every now and then making violent swishing +movements that almost unseated him. + +Lee was still commentating. + +“Slytherin in possession — Flint with the Quaffle — +passes Spinnet — passes Bell — hit hard in the face +by a Bludger, hope it broke his nose — only joking, +Professor — Slytherins score — oh no ...” + +The Slytherins were cheering. No one seemed to have +noticed that Harry’s broom was behaving strangely It +was carrying him slowly higher, away from the game, +jerking and twitching as it went. + + + +Page | 212 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dunno what Harry thinks he’s doing,” Hagrid +mumbled. He stared through his binoculars. “If I +didn’ know better, I’d say he’d lost control of his +broom ... but he can’t have. ...” + +Suddenly, people were pointing up at Harry all over +the stands. His broom had started to roll over and +over, with him only just managing to hold on. Then +the whole crowd gasped. Harry’s broom had given a +wild jerk and Harry swung off it. He was now dangling +from it, holding on with only one hand. + +“Did something happen to it when Flint blocked him?” +Seamus whispered. + +“Can’t have,” Hagrid said, his voice shaking. “Can’t +nothing interfere with a broomstick except powerful +Dark magic — no kid could do that to a Nimbus Two +Thousand.” + +At these words, Hermione seized Hagrid ’s binoculars, +but instead of looking up at Harry, she started +looking frantically at the crowd. + +“What are you doing?” moaned Ron, gray-faced. + +“I knew it,” Hermione gasped, “Snape — look.” + +Ron grabbed the binoculars. Snape was in the middle +of the stands opposite them. He had his eyes fixed on +Harry and was muttering nonstop under his breath. + +“He’s doing something — jinxing the broom,” said +Hermione. + +“What should we do?” + +“Leave it to me.” + + + +Page | 213 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Before Ron could say another word, Hermione had +disappeared. Ron turned the binoculars back on +Harry. His broom was vibrating so hard, it was almost +impossible for him to hang on much longer. The +whole crowd was on its feet, watching, terrified, as the +Weasleys flew up to try and pull Harry safely onto one +of their brooms, but it was no good — every time they +got near him, the broom would jump higher still. They +dropped lower and circled beneath him, obviously +hoping to catch him if he fell. Marcus Flint seized the +Quaffle and scored five times without anyone +noticing. + +“Come on, Hermione,” Ron muttered desperately. + +Hermione had fought her way across to the stand +where Snape stood, and was now racing along the row +behind him; she didn’t even stop to say sorry as she +knocked Professor Quirrell headfirst into the row in +front. Reaching Snape, she crouched down, pulled +out her wand, and whispered a few, well-chosen +words. Bright blue flames shot from her wand onto +the hem of Snape ’s robes. + +It took perhaps thirty seconds for Snape to realize +that he was on fire. A sudden yelp told her she had +done her job. Scooping the fire off him into a little jar +in her pocket, she scrambled back along the row — +Snape would never know what had happened. + +It was enough. Up in the air, Harry was suddenly able +to clamber back on to his broom. + +“Neville, you can look!” Ron said. Neville had been +sobbing into Hagrid’s jacket for the last five minutes. + +Harry was speeding toward the ground when the +crowd saw him clap his hand to his mouth as though + + + +Page | 214 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he was about to be sick — he hit the field on all fours +— coughed — and something gold fell into his hand. + +“I’ve got the Snitch!” he shouted, waving it above his +head, and the game ended in complete confusion. + +“He didn’t catch it, he nearly swallowed it,” Flint was +still howling twenty minutes later, but it made no +difference — Harry hadn’t broken any rules and Lee +Jordan was still happily shouting the results — +Gryffindor had won by one hundred and seventy +points to sixty. Harry heard none of this, though. He +was being made a cup of strong tea back in Hagrid’s +hut, with Ron and Hermione. + +“It was Snape,” Ron was explaining, “Hermione and I +saw him. He was cursing your broomstick, muttering, +he wouldn’t take his eyes off you.” + +“Rubbish,” said Hagrid, who hadn’t heard a word of +what had gone on next to him in the stands. “Why +would Snape do somethin’ like that?” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at one another, +wondering what to tell him. Harry decided on the +truth. + +“I found out something about him,” he told Hagrid. +“He tried to get past that three-headed dog on +Halloween. It bit him. We think he was trying to steal +whatever it’s guarding.” + +Hagrid dropped the teapot. + +“How do you know about Fluffy?” he said. + +“ Fluffy ?” + + + +Page | 215 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah — he’s mine — bought him off a Greek chappie +I met in the pub las’ year — I lent him to Dumbledore +to guard the — ” + +“Yes?” said Harry eagerly. + +“Now, don’t ask me anymore,” said Hagrid gruffly. +“That’s top secret, that is.” + +“But Snape’s trying to steal it.” + +“Rubbish,” said Hagrid again. “Snape’s a Hogwarts +teacher, he’d do nothin’ of the sort.” + +“So why did he just try and kill Harry?” cried +Hermione. + +The afternoon’s events certainly seemed to have +changed her mind about Snape. + +“I know a jinx when I see one, Hagrid, I’ve read all +about them! You’ve got to keep eye contact, and +Snape wasn’t blinking at all, I saw him!” + +“I’m tellin’ yeh, yer wrong!” said Hagrid hotly. “I don’ +know why Harry’s broom acted like that, but Snape +wouldn’ try an’ kill a student! Now, listen to me, all +three of yeh — yer meddlin’ in things that don’ +concern yeh. It’s dangerous. You forget that dog, an’ +you forget what it’s guardin’, that’s between Professor +Dumbledore an’ Nicolas Flamel — ■” + +“Aha!” said Harry, “so there’s someone called Nicolas +Flamel involved, is there?” + +Hagrid looked furious with himself. + + + +Page | 216 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE MIRROR OF ERISED + +Christmas was coming. One morning in mid- +December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in +several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the +Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several +snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, +bouncing off the back of his turban. The few owls that +managed to battle their way through the stormy sky +to deliver mail had to be nursed back to health by +Hagrid before they could fly off again. + +No one could wait for the holidays to start. While the +Gryffindor common room and the Great Hall had +roaring fires, the drafty corridors had become icy and +a bitter wind rattled the windows in the classrooms. +Worst of all were Professor Snape’s classes down in +the dungeons, where their breath rose in a mist +before them and they kept as close as possible to +their hot cauldrons. + +“I do feel so sorry,” said Draco Malfoy, one Potions +class, “for all those people who have to stay at + + + +Page | 217 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hogwarts for Christmas because they’re not wanted +at home.” + +He was looking over at Harry as he spoke. Crabbe and +Goyle chuckled. Harry, who was measuring out +powdered spine of lion-fish, ignored them. Malfoy had +been even more unpleasant than usual since the +Quidditch match. Disgusted that the Slytherins had +lost, he had tried to get everyone laughing at how a +wide-mouthed tree frog would be replacing Harry as +Seeker next. Then he’d realized that nobody found +this funny, because they were all so impressed at the +way Harry had managed to stay on his bucking +broomstick. So Malfoy, jealous and angry, had gone +back to taunting Harry about having no proper +family. + +It was true that Harry wasn’t going back to Privet +Drive for Christmas. Professor McGonagall had come +around the week before, making a list of students +who would be staying for the holidays, and Harry had +signed up at once. He didn’t feel sorry for himself at +all; this would probably be the best Christmas he’d +ever had. Ron and his brothers were staying, too, +because Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were going to Romania +to visit Charlie. + +When they left the dungeons at the end of Potions, +they found a large fir tree blocking the corridor ahead. +Two enormous feet sticking out at the bottom and a +loud puffing sound told them that Hagrid was behind +it. + +“Hi, Hagrid, want any help?” Ron asked, sticking his +head through the branches. + +“Nah, I’m all right, thanks, Ron.” + + + +Page | 218 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Would you mind moving out of the way?” came +Malfoy’s cold drawl from behind them. “Are you trying +to earn some extra money, Weasley? Hoping to be +gamekeeper yourself when you leave Hogwarts, I +suppose — that hut of Hagrid’s must seem like a +palace compared to what your family’s used to.” + +Ron dived at Malfoy just as Snape came up the stairs. + +“WEASLEY!” + +Ron let go of the front of Malfoy’s robes. + +“He was provoked, Professor Snape,” said Hagrid, +sticking his huge hairy face out from behind the tree. +“Malfoy was insultin’ his family.” + +“Be that as it may, fighting is against Hogwarts rules, +Hagrid,” said Snape silkily. “Five points from +Gryffindor, Weasley, and be grateful it isn’t more. +Move along, all of you.” + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle pushed roughly past the +tree, scattering needles everywhere and smirking. + +“I’ll get him,” said Ron, grinding his teeth at Malfoy’s +back, “one of these days, I’ll get him — ” + +“I hate them both,” said Harry, “Malfoy and Snape.” + +“Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas,” said +Hagrid. “Tell yeh what, come with me an’ see the +Great Hall, looks a treat.” + +So the three of them followed Hagrid and his tree off +to the Great Hall, where Professor McGonagall and +Professor Flitwick were busy with the Christmas +decorations. + + + +Page | 219 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah, Hagrid, the last tree — put it in the far corner, +would you?” + +The hall looked spectacular. Festoons of holly and +mistletoe hung all around the walls, and no less than +twelve towering Christmas trees stood around the +room, some sparkling with tiny icicles, some glittering +with hundreds of candles. + +“How many days you got left until yer holidays?” +Hagrid asked. + +“Just one,” said Hermione. “And that reminds me — +Harry, Ron, we’ve got half an hour before lunch, we +should be in the library.” + +“Oh yeah, you’re right,” said Ron, tearing his eyes +away from Professor Flitwick, who had golden +bubbles blossoming out of his wand and was trailing +them over the branches of the new tree. + +“The library?” said Hagrid, following them out of the +hall. “Just before the holidays? Bit keen, aren’t yeh?” + +“Oh, we’re not working,” Harry told him brightly. + +“Ever since you mentioned Nicolas Flamel we’ve been +trying to find out who he is.” + +“You what?” Hagrid looked shocked. “Listen here — +I’ve told yeh — drop it. It’s nothin’ to you what that +dog’s guardin’.” + +“We just want to know who Nicolas Flamel is, that’s +all,” said Hermione. + +“Unless you’d like to tell us and save us the trouble?” +Harry added. “We must’ve been through hundreds of +books already and we can’t find him anywhere — just + + + +Page | 220 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +give us a hint — I know I’ve read his name +somewhere.” + +“I’m sayin’ nothin’,” said Hagrid flatly. + +“Just have to find out for ourselves, then,” said Ron, +and they left Hagrid looking disgruntled and hurried +off to the library. + +They had indeed been searching books for Flamel’s +name ever since Hagrid had let it slip, because how +else were they going to find out what Snape was +trying to steal? The trouble was, it was very hard to +know where to begin, not knowing what Flamel might +have done to get himself into a book. He wasn’t in +Great Wizards of the Twentieth Century, or Notable +Magical Names of Our Time ; he was missing, too, from +Important Modern Magical Discoveries, and A Study of +Recent Developments in Wizardry. And then, of +course, there was the sheer size of the library; tens of +thousands of books; thousands of shelves; hundreds +of narrow rows. + +Hermione took out a list of subjects and titles she had +decided to search while Ron strode off down a row of +books and started pulling them off the shelves at +random. Harry wandered over to the Restricted +Section. He had been wondering for a while if Flamel +wasn’t somewhere in there. Unfortunately, you +needed a specially signed note from one of the +teachers to look in any of the restricted books, and he +knew he’d never get one. These were the books +containing powerful Dark Magic never taught at +Hogwarts, and only read by older students studying +advanced Defense Against the Dark Arts. + +“What are you looking for, boy?” + +“Nothing,” said Harry. + +Page | 221 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madam Pince the librarian brandished a feather +duster at him. + +“You’d better get out, then. Go on — out!” + +Wishing he’d been a bit quicker at thinking up some +story, Harry left the library. He, Ron, and Hermione +had already agreed they’d better not ask Madam +Pince where they could find Flamel. They were sure +she’d be able to tell them, but they couldn’t risk +Snape hearing what they were up to. + +Harry waited outside in the corridor to see if the other +two had found anything, but he wasn’t very hopeful. +They had been looking for two weeks, after all, but as +they only had odd moments between lessons it wasn’t +surprising they’d found nothing. What they really +needed was a nice long search without Madam Pince +breathing down their necks. + +Five minutes later, Ron and Hermione joined him, +shaking their heads. They went off to lunch. + +“You will keep looking while I’m away, won’t you?” +said Hermione. “And send me an owl if you find +anything.” + +“And you could ask your parents if they know who +Flamel is,” said Ron. “It’d be safe to ask them.” + +“Very safe, as they’re both dentists,” said Hermione. + +Once the holidays had started, Ron and Harry were +having too good a time to think much about Flamel. +They had the dormitory to themselves and the +common room was far emptier than usual, so they +were able to get the good armchairs by the fire. They +sat by the hour eating anything they could spear on a +toasting fork — bread, English muffins, + +Page | 222 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +marshmallows — and plotting ways of getting Malfoy +expelled, which were fun to talk about even if they +wouldn’t work. + +Ron also started teaching Harry wizard chess. This +was exactly like Muggle chess except that the figures +were alive, which made it a lot like directing troops in +battle. Ron’s set was very old and battered. Like +everything else he owned, it had once belonged to +someone else in his family — in this case, his +grandfather. However, old chessmen weren’t a +drawback at all. Ron knew them so well he never had +trouble getting them to do what he wanted. + +Harry played with chessmen Seamus Finnigan had +lent him, and they didn’t trust him at all. He wasn’t a +very good player yet and they kept shouting different +bits of advice at him, which was confusing. “Don’t +send me there, can’t you see his knight? Send him, we +can afford to lose him.” + +On Christmas Eve, Harry went to bed looking forward +to the next day for the food and the fun, but not +expecting any presents at all. When he woke early in +the morning, however, the first thing he saw was a +small pile of packages at the foot of his bed. + +“Merry Christmas,” said Ron sleepily as Harry +scrambled out of bed and pulled on his bathrobe. + +“You, too,” said Harry. “Will you look at this? I’ve got +some presents!” + +“What did you expect, turnips?” said Ron, turning to +his own pile, which was a lot bigger than Harry’s. + +Harry picked up the top parcel. It was wrapped in +thick brown paper and scrawled across it was To +Harry, from Hagrid. Inside was a roughly cut wooden + +Page | 223 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +flute. Hagrid had obviously whittled it himself. Harry +blew it — it sounded a bit like an owl. + +A second, very small parcel contained a note. + +We received your message and enclose your Christmas +present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. Taped +to the note was a fifty-pence piece. + +“That’s friendly,” said Harry. + +Ron was fascinated by the fifty pence. + +“ Weird\ ” he said, “What a shape! This is money?” + +“You can keep it,” said Harry, laughing at how +pleased Ron was. “Hagrid and my aunt and uncle — +so who sent these?” + +“I think I know who that one’s from,” said Ron, +turning a bit pink and pointing to a very lumpy +parcel. “My mom. I told her you didn’t expect any +presents and — oh, no,” he groaned, “she’s made you +a Weasley sweater.” + +Harry had torn open the parcel to find a thick, hand- +knitted sweater in emerald green and a large box of +homemade fudge. + +“Every year she makes us a sweater,” said Ron, +unwrapping his own, “and mine’s always maroon.” + +“That’s really nice of her,” said Harry, trying the +fudge, which was very tasty. + +His next present also contained candy — a large box +of Chocolate Frogs from Hermione. + + + +Page | 224 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +This only left one parcel. Harry picked it up and felt +it. It was very light. He unwrapped it. + +Something fluid and silvery gray went slithering to the +floor where it lay in gleaming folds. Ron gasped. + +“I’ve heard of those,” he said in a hushed voice, +dropping the box of Every Flavor Beans he’d gotten +from Hermione. “If that’s what I think it is — they’re +really rare, and really valuable.” + +“What is it?” + +Harry picked the shining, silvery cloth off the floor. It +was strange to the touch, like water woven into +material. + +“It’s an Invisibility Cloak,” said Ron, a look of awe on +his face. “I’m sure it is — try it on.” + +Harry threw the cloak around his shoulders and Ron +gave a yell. + +“It is! Look down!” + +Harry looked down at his feet, but they were gone. He +dashed to the mirror. Sure enough, his reflection +looked back at him, just his head suspended in +midair, his body completely invisible. He pulled the +cloak over his head and his reflection vanished +completely. + +“There’s a note!” said Ron suddenly. “A note fell out of +it!” + + + +Harry pulled off the cloak and seized the letter. +Written in narrow, loopy writing he had never seen +before were the following words: + + + +Page | 225 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Your father left this in my possession before he died. It +is time it was returned to you. + +Use it well. + +A Very Merry Christmas to you. + +There was no signature. Harry stared at the note. Ron +was admiring the cloak. + +“I’d give anuthinq for one of these,” he said. “Anuthinq. +What’s the matter?” + +“Nothing,” said Harry. He felt very strange. Who had +sent the cloak? Had it really once belonged to his +father? + +Before he could say or think anything else, the +dormitory door was flung open and Fred and George +Weasley bounded in. Harry stuffed the cloak quickly +out of sight. He didn’t feel like sharing it with anyone +else yet. + +“Merry Christmas!” + +“Hey, look — Harry’s got a Weasley sweater, too!” + +Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one +with a large yellow F on it, the other a G. + +“Harry’s is better than ours, though,” said Fred, +holding up Harry’s sweater. “She obviously makes +more of an effort if you’re not family.” + +“Why aren’t you wearing yours, Ron?” George +demanded. “Come on, get it on, they’re lovely and +warm.” + + + +Page | 226 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I hate maroon,” Ron moaned halfheartedly as he +pulled it over his head. + +“You haven’t got a letter on yours,” George observed. + +“I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But +we’re not stupid — we know we’re called Gred and +Forge.” + +“What’s all this noise?” + +Percy Weasley stuck his head through the door, +looking disapproving. He had clearly gotten halfway +through unwrapping his presents as he, too, carried a +lumpy sweater over his arm, which Fred seized. + +“P for prefect! Get it on, Percy, come on, we’re all +wearing ours, even Harry got one.” + +“I — don’t — want — ” said Percy thickly, as the twins +forced the sweater over his head, knocking his glasses +askew. + +“And you’re not sitting with the prefects today, +either,” said George. “Christmas is a time for family.” + +They frog-marched Percy from the room, his arms +pinned to his side by his sweater. + +Harry had never in all his life had such a Christmas +dinner. A hundred fat, roast turkeys; mountains of +roast and boiled potatoes; platters of chipolatas; +tureens of buttered peas, silver boats of thick, rich +gravy and cranberry sauce — and stacks of wizard +crackers every few feet along the table. These +fantastic party favors were nothing like the feeble +Muggle ones the Dursleys usually bought, with their +little plastic toys and their flimsy paper hats inside. +Harry pulled a wizard cracker with Fred and it didn’t +just bang, it went off with a blast like a cannon and +Page | 227 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +engulfed them all in a cloud of blue smoke, while from +the inside exploded a rear admiral’s hat and several +live, white mice. Up at the High Table, Dumbledore +had swapped his pointed wizard’s hat for a flowered +bonnet, and was chuckling merrily at a joke Professor +Flitwick had just read him. + +Flaming Christmas puddings followed the turkey. +Percy nearly broke his teeth on a silver Sickle +embedded in his slice. Harry watched Hagrid getting +redder and redder in the face as he called for more +wine, finally kissing Professor McGonagall on the +cheek, who, to Harry’s amazement, giggled and +blushed, her top hat lopsided. + +When Harry finally left the table, he was laden down +with a stack of things out of the crackers, including a +pack of non-explodable, luminous balloons, a Grow- +Your-Own-Warts kit, and his own new wizard chess +set. The white mice had disappeared and Harry had a +nasty feeling they were going to end up as Mrs. +Norris’s Christmas dinner. + +Harry and the Weasleys spent a happy afternoon +having a furious snowball fight on the grounds. Then, +cold, wet, and gasping for breath, they returned to the +fire in the Gryffindor common room, where Harry +broke in his new chess set by losing spectacularly to +Ron. He suspected he wouldn’t have lost so badly if +Percy hadn’t tried to help him so much. + +After a meal of turkey sandwiches, crumpets, trifle, +and Christmas cake, everyone felt too full and sleepy +to do much before bed except sit and watch Percy +chase Fred and George all over Gryffindor Tower +because they’d stolen his prefect badge. + +It had been Harry’s best Christmas day ever. Yet +something had been nagging at the back of his mind + +Page | 228 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +all day. Not until he climbed into bed was he free to +think about it: the Invisibility Cloak and whoever had +sent it. + +Ron, full of turkey and cake and with nothing +mysterious to bother him, fell asleep almost as soon +as he’d drawn the curtains of his four-poster. Harry +leaned over the side of his own bed and pulled the +cloak out from under it. + +His father’s ... this had been his father’s. He let the +material flow over his hands, smoother than silk, light +as air. Use it well, the note had said. + +He had to try it, now. He slipped out of bed and +wrapped the cloak around himself. Looking down at +his legs, he saw only moonlight and shadows. It was a +very funny feeling. + +Use it well. + +Suddenly, Harry felt wide-awake. The whole of +Hogwarts was open to him in this cloak. Excitement +flooded through him as he stood there in the dark +and silence. He could go anywhere in this, anywhere, +and Filch would never know. + +Ron grunted in his sleep. Should Harry wake him? +Something held him back — his father’s cloak — he +felt that this time — the first time — he wanted to use +it alone. + +He crept out of the dormitory, down the stairs, across +the common room, and climbed through the portrait +hole. + +“Who’s there?” squawked the Fat Lady. Harry said +nothing. He walked quickly down the corridor. + + + +Page | 229 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Where should he go? He stopped, his heart racing, +and thought. And then it came to him. The Restricted +Section in the library. He’d be able to read as long as +he liked, as long as it took to find out who Flamel +was. He set off, drawing the Invisibility Cloak tight +around him as he walked. + +The library was pitch-black and very eerie. Harry lit a +lamp to see his way along the rows of books. The +lamp looked as if it was floating along in midair, and +even though Harry could feel his arm supporting it, +the sight gave him the creeps. + +The Restricted Section was right at the back of the +library. Stepping carefully over the rope that +separated these books from the rest of the library, he +held up his lamp to read the titles. + +They didn’t tell him much. Their peeling, faded gold +letters spelled words in languages Harry couldn’t +understand. Some had no title at all. One book had a +dark stain on it that looked horribly like blood. The +hairs on the back of Harry’s neck prickled. Maybe he +was imagining it, maybe not, but he thought a faint +whispering was coming from the books, as though +they knew someone was there who shouldn’t be. + +He had to start somewhere. Setting the lamp down +carefully on the floor, he looked along the bottom +shelf for an interesting-looking book. A large black +and silver volume caught his eye. He pulled it out +with difficulty, because it was very heavy, and, +balancing it on his knee, let it fall open. + +A piercing, bloodcurdling shriek split the silence — +the book was screaming! Harry snapped it shut, but +the shriek went on and on, one high, unbroken, +earsplitting note. He stumbled backward and knocked +over his lamp, which went out at once. Panicking, he +Page | 230 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +heard footsteps coming down the corridor outside — +stuffing the shrieking book back on the shelf, he ran +for it. He passed Filch in the doorway; Filch’s pale, +wild eyes looked straight through him, and Harry +slipped under Filch’s outstretched arm and streaked +off up the corridor, the book’s shrieks still ringing in +his ears. + +He came to a sudden halt in front of a tall suit of +armor. He had been so busy getting away from the +library, he hadn’t paid attention to where he was +going. Perhaps because it was dark, he didn’t +recognize where he was at all. There was a suit of +armor near the kitchens, he knew, but he must be +five floors above there. + +“You asked me to come directly to you, Professor, if +anyone was wandering around at night, and +somebody’s been in the library — Restricted Section.” + +Harry felt the blood drain out of his face. Wherever he +was, Filch must know a shortcut, because his soft, +greasy voice was getting nearer, and to his horror, it +was Snape who replied, “The Restricted Section? Well, +they can’t be far, we’ll catch them.” + +Harry stood rooted to the spot as Filch and Snape +came around the corner ahead. They couldn’t see +him, of course, but it was a narrow corridor and if +they came much nearer they’d knock right into him — +the cloak didn’t stop him from being solid. + +He backed away as quietly as he could. A door stood +ajar to his left. It was his only hope. He squeezed +through it, holding his breath, trying not to move it, +and to his relief he managed to get inside the room +without their noticing anything. They walked straight +past, and Harry leaned against the wall, breathing +deeply, listening to their footsteps dying away. That +Page | 231 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had been close, very close. It was a few seconds +before he noticed anything about the room he had +hidden in. + + + +It looked like an unused classroom. The dark shapes +of desks and chairs were piled against the walls, and +there was an upturned wastepaper basket — but +propped against the wall facing him was something +that didn’t look as if it belonged there, something that +looked as if someone had just put it there to keep it +out of the way. + +It was a magnificent mirror, as high as the ceiling, +with an ornate gold frame, standing on two clawed +feet. There was an inscription carved around the top: +Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi. + +His panic fading now that there was no sound of Filch +and Snape, Harry moved nearer to the mirror, +wanting to look at himself but see no reflection again. +He stepped in front of it. + +He had to clap his hands to his mouth to stop himself +from screaming. He whirled around. His heart was +pounding far more furiously than when the book had +screamed — for he had seen not only himself in the +mirror, but a whole crowd of people standing right +behind him. + +But the room was empty. Breathing very fast, he +turned slowly back to the mirror. + +There he was, reflected in it, white and scared- +looking, and there, reflected behind him, were at least +ten others. Harry looked over his shoulder — but still, +no one was there. Or were they all invisible, too? Was +he in fact in a room full of invisible people and this +mirrors trick was that it reflected them, invisible or +not? + +Page | 232 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He looked in the mirror again. A woman standing +right behind his reflection was smiling at him and +waving. He reached out a hand and felt the air behind +him. If she was really there, he’d touch her, their +reflections were so close together, but he felt only air +— she and the others existed only in the mirror. + +She was a very pretty woman. She had dark red hair +and her eyes — her eyes are just like mine, Harry +thought, edging a little closer to the glass. Bright +green — exactly the same shape, but then he noticed +that she was crying; smiling, but crying at the same +time. The tall, thin, black-haired man standing next +to her put his arm around her. He wore glasses, and +his hair was very untidy. It stuck up at the back, just +as Harry’s did. + +Harry was so close to the mirror now that his nose +was nearly touching that of his reflection. + +“Mom?” he whispered. “Dad?” + +They just looked at him, smiling. And slowly, Harry +looked into the faces of the other people in the mirror, +and saw other pairs of green eyes like his, other noses +like his, even a little old man who looked as though +he had Harry’s knobbly knees — Harry was looking at +his family, for the first time in his life. + +The Potters smiled and waved at Harry and he stared +hungrily back at them, his hands pressed flat against +the glass as though he was hoping to fall right +through it and reach them. He had a powerful kind of +ache inside him, half joy, half terrible sadness. + +How long he stood there, he didn’t know. The +reflections did not fade and he looked and looked +until a distant noise brought him back to his senses. +He couldn’t stay here, he had to find his way back to + +Page | 233 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bed. He tore his eyes away from his mother’s face, +whispered, “I’ll come back,” and hurried from the +room. + +“You could have woken me up,” said Ron, crossly. + +“You can come tonight, I’m going back, I want to show +you the mirror.” + +“I’d like to see your mom and dad,” Ron said eagerly. + +“And I want to see all your family, all the Weasleys, +you’ll be able to show me your other brothers and +everyone.” + +“You can see them any old time,” said Ron. “Just +come round my house this summer. Anyway, maybe +it only shows dead people. Shame about not finding +Flamel, though. Have some bacon or something, why +aren’t you eating anything?” + +Harry couldn’t eat. He had seen his parents and +would be seeing them again tonight. He had almost +forgotten about Flamel. It didn’t seem very important +anymore. Who cared what the three-headed dog was +guarding? What did it matter if Snape stole it, really? + +“Are you all right?” said Ron. “You look odd.” + +What Harry feared most was that he might not be +able to find the mirror room again. With Ron covered +in the cloak, too, they had to walk much more slowly +the next night. They tried retracing Harry’s route from +the library, wandering around the dark passageways +for nearly an hour. + +“I’m freezing,” said Ron. “Let’s forget it and go back.” + +“IVo!” Harry hissed. “I know it’s here somewhere.” + +Page | 234 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They passed the ghost of a tall witch gliding in the +opposite direction, but saw no one else. Just as Ron +started moaning that his feet were dead with cold, +Harry spotted the suit of armor. + +“It’s here — just here — yes!” + +They pushed the door open. Harry dropped the cloak +from around his shoulders and ran to the mirror. + +There they were. His mother and father beamed at the +sight of him. + +“See?” Harry whispered. + +“I can’t see anything.” + +“Look! Look at them all ... there are loads of them. ...” +“I can only see you.” + +“Look in it properly, go on, stand where I am.” + +Harry stepped aside, but with Ron in front of the +mirror, he couldn’t see his family anymore, just Ron +in his paisley pajamas. + +Ron, though, was staring transfixed at his image. +“Look at me!” he said. + +“Can you see all your family standing around you?” + +“No — I’m alone — but I’m different — I look older — +and I’m Head Boy!” + +“What?” + + + +Page | 235 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am — I’m wearing the badge like Bill used to — and +I’m holding the House Cup and the Quidditch Cup — +I’m Quidditch captain, too!” + +Ron tore his eyes away from this splendid sight to +look excitedly at Harry. + +“Do you think this mirror shows the future?” + +“How can it? All my family are dead — let me have +another look — ” + +“You had it to yourself all last night, give me a bit +more time.” + +“You’re only holding the Quidditch Cup, what’s +interesting about that? I want to see my parents.” + +“Don’t push me — ” + +A sudden noise outside in the corridor put an end to +their discussion. They hadn’t realized how loudly they +had been talking. + +“Quick!” + +Ron threw the cloak back over them as the luminous +eyes of Mrs. Norris came round the door. Ron and +Harry stood quite still, both thinking the same thing +— did the cloak work on cats? After what seemed an +age, she turned and left. + +“This isn’t safe — she might have gone for Filch, I bet +she heard us. Come on.” + +And Ron pulled Harry out of the room. + +The snow still hadn’t melted the next morning. + + + +Page | 236 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Want to play chess, Harry?” said Ron. + + + +“No.” + +“Why don’t we go down and visit Hagrid?” + +“No ... you go ...” + +“I know what you’re thinking about, Harry, that +mirror. Don’t go back tonight.” + +“Why not?” + +“I dunno, I’ve just got a bad feeling about it — and +anyway, you’ve had too many close shaves already. +Filch, Snape, and Mrs. Norris are wandering around. +So what if they can’t see you? What if they walk into +you? What if you knock something over?” + +“You sound like Hermione.” + +“I’m serious, Harry, don’t go.” + +But Harry only had one thought in his head, which +was to get back in front of the mirror, and Ron wasn’t +going to stop him. + +That third night he found his way more quickly than +before. He was walking so fast he knew he was +making more noise than was wise, but he didn’t meet +anyone. + +And there were his mother and father smiling at him +again, and one of his grandfathers nodding happily. +Harry sank down to sit on the floor in front of the +mirror. There was nothing to stop him from staying +here all night with his family. Nothing at all. + +Except — + +Page | 237 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So — back again, Harry?” + +Harry felt as though his insides had turned to ice. He +looked behind him. Sitting on one of the desks by the +wall was none other than Albus Dumbledore. Harry +must have walked straight past him, so desperate to +get to the mirror he hadn’t noticed him. + +“I — I didn’t see you, sir.” + +“Strange how nearsighted being invisible can make +you,” said Dumbledore, and Harry was relieved to see +that he was smiling. + +“So,” said Dumbledore, slipping off the desk to sit on +the floor with Harry, “you, like hundreds before you, +have discovered the delights of the Mirror of Erised.” + +“I didn’t know it was called that, sir.” + +“But I expect you’ve realized by now what it does?” + +“It — well — it shows me my family — ” + +“And it showed your friend Ron himself as Head Boy.” + +“How did you know — ?” + +“I don’t need a cloak to become invisible,” said +Dumbledore gently. “Now, can you think what the +Mirror of Erised shows us all?” + +Harry shook his head. + +“Let me explain. The happiest man on earth would be +able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, +that is, he would look into it and see himself exactly +as he is. Does that help?” + + + +Page | 238 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry thought. Then he said slowly, “It shows us +what we want ... whatever we want ...” + +“Yes and no,” said Dumbledore quietly. “It shows us +nothing more or less than the deepest, most +desperate desire of our hearts. You, who have never +known your family, see them standing around you. +Ronald Weasley, who has always been overshadowed +by his brothers, sees himself standing alone, the best +of all of them. However, this mirror will give us +neither knowledge or truth. Men have wasted away +before it, entranced by what they have seen, or been +driven mad, not knowing if what it shows is real or +even possible. + +“The Mirror will be moved to a new home tomorrow, +Harry, and I ask you not to go looking for it again. If +you ever do run across it, you will now be prepared. It +does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, +remember that. Now, why don’t you put that +admirable cloak back on and get off to bed?” + +Harry stood up. + +“Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you +something?” + +“Obviously, you’ve just done so,” Dumbledore smiled. +“You may ask me one more thing, however.” + +“What do you see when you look in the mirror?” + +“I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks.” + +Harry stared. + +“One can never have enough socks,” said +Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone + + + +Page | 239 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on +giving me books.” + +It was only when he was back in bed that it struck +Harry that Dumbledore might not have been quite +truthful. But then, he thought, as he shoved +Scabbers off his pillow, it had been quite a personal +question. + + + +Page | 240 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +NICHOLAS FLAMBL + +Dumbledore had convinced Harry not to go looking +for the Mirror of Erised again, and for the rest of the +Christmas holidays the Invisibility Cloak stayed +folded at the bottom of his trunk. Harry wished he +could forget what he’d seen in the mirror as easily, +but he couldn’t. He started having nightmares. Over +and over again he dreamed about his parents +disappearing in a flash of green light, while a high +voice cackled with laughter. + +“You see, Dumbledore was right, that mirror could +drive you mad,” said Ron, when Harry told him about +these dreams. + +Hermione, who came back the day before term +started, took a different view of things. She was torn +between horror at the idea of Harry being out of bed, +roaming the school three nights in a row (“If Filch had +caught you!”), and disappointment that he hadn’t at +least found out who Nicolas Flamel was. + + + +Page | 241 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +They had almost given up hope of ever finding Flamel +in a library book, even though Harry was still sure +he’d read the name somewhere. Once term had +started, they were back to skimming through books +for ten minutes during their breaks. Harry had even +less time than the other two, because Quidditch +practice had started again. + +Wood was working the team harder than ever. Even +the endless rain that had replaced the snow couldn’t +dampen his spirits. The Weasleys complained that +Wood was becoming a fanatic, but Harry was on +Wood’s side. If they won their next match, against +Hufflepuff, they would overtake Slytherin in the +House Championship for the first time in seven years. +Quite apart from wanting to win, Harry found that he +had fewer nightmares when he was tired out after +training. + +Then, during one particularly wet and muddy practice +session, Wood gave the team a bit of bad news. He’d +just gotten very angry with the Weasleys, who kept +dive-bombing each other and pretending to fall off +their brooms. + +“Will you stop messing around!” he yelled. “That’s +exactly the sort of thing that’ll lose us the match! +Snape’s refereeing this time, and he’ll be looking for +any excuse to knock points off Gryffindor!” + +George Weasley really did fall off his broom at these +words. + +“ Snape’s refereeing?” he spluttered through a +mouthful of mud. “When’s he ever refereed a +Quidditch match? He’s not going to be fair if we might +overtake Slytherin.” + + + +Page | 242 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The rest of the team landed next to George to +complain, too. + +“It’s not my fault,” said Wood. “We’ve just got to make +sure we play a clean game, so Snape hasn’t got an +excuse to pick on us.” + +Which was all very well, thought Harry, but he had +another reason for not wanting Snape near him while +he was playing Quidditch. ... + +The rest of the team hung back to talk to one another +as usual at the end of practice, but Harry headed +straight back to the Gryffindor common room, where +he found Ron and Hermione playing chess. Chess was +the only thing Hermione ever lost at, something Harry +and Ron thought was very good for her. + +“Don’t talk to me for a moment,” said Ron when Harry +sat down next to him, “I need to concern” He caught +sight of Harry’s face. “What’s the matter with you? + +You look terrible.” + +Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, + +Harry told the other two about Snape ’s sudden, +sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee. + +“Don’t play,” said Hermione at once. + +“Say you’re ill,” said Ron. + +“Pretend to break your leg,” Hermione suggested. + +“ Really break your leg,” said Ron. + +“I can’t,” said Harry. “There isn’t a reserve Seeker. If I +back out, Gryffindor can’t play at all.” + + + +Page | 243 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At that moment Neville toppled into the common +room. How he had managed to climb through the +portrait hole was anyone’s guess, because his legs +had been stuck together with what they recognized at +once as the Leg-Locker Curse. He must have had to +bunny hop all the way up to Gryffindor Tower. + +Everyone fell over laughing except Hermione, who +leapt up and performed the countercurse. Neville’s +legs sprang apart and he got to his feet, trembling. + +“What happened?” Hermione asked him, leading him +over to sit with Harry and Ron. + +“Malfoy,” said Neville shakily. “I met him outside the +library. He said he’d been looking for someone to +practice that on.” + +“Go to Professor McGonagall!” Hermione urged +Neville. “Report him!” + +Neville shook his head. + +“I don’t want more trouble,” he mumbled. + +“You’ve got to stand up to him, Neville!” said Ron. +“He’s used to walking all over people, but that’s no +reason to lie down in front of him and make it easier.” + +“There’s no need to tell me I’m not brave enough to be +in Gryffindor, Malfoy’s already done that,” Neville +choked out. + +Harry felt in the pocket of his robes and pulled out a +Chocolate Frog, the very last one from the box +Hermione had given him for Christmas. He gave it to +Neville, who looked as though he might cry. + + + +Page | 244 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re worth twelve of Malfoy,” Harry said. “The +Sorting Hat chose you for Gryffindor, didn’t it? And +where’s Malfoy? In stinking Slytherin.” + +Neville’s lips twitched in a weak smile as he +unwrapped the frog. + +“Thanks, Harry ... I think I’ll go to bed. ... D’you want +the card, you collect them, don’t you?” + +As Neville walked away, Harry looked at the Famous +Wizard card. + +“Dumbledore again,” he said, “He was the first one I +ever — ” + +He gasped. He stared at the back of the card. Then he +looked up at Ron and Hermione. + +“I’ve found him\” he whispered. “I’ve found Flamel! I +told you I’d read the name somewhere before, I read it +on the train coming here — listen to this: + +‘Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of +the Dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945, for the +discovery of the twelve uses of dragon’s blood, and his +work on alchemy with his partner, Nicolas Flamel’V’ + +Hermione jumped to her feet. She hadn’t looked so +excited since they’d gotten back the marks for their +very first piece of homework. + +“Stay there!” she said, and she sprinted up the stairs +to the girls’ dormitories. Harry and Ron barely had +time to exchange mystified looks before she was +dashing back, an enormous old book in her arms. + +“I never thought to look in here!” she whispered +excitedly. “I got this out of the library weeks ago for a +bit of light reading.” + +Page | 245 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Light?” said Ron, but Hermione told him to be quiet +until she’d looked something up, and started flicking +frantically through the pages, muttering to herself. + +At last she found what she was looking for. + +“I knew it! I knew it!” + +“Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. +Hermione ignored him. + +“Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the +only known maker of the Sorcerer’s Stone\” + +This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected. + +“The what?” said Harry and Ron. + +“Oh, honestly , don’t you two read? Look — read that, +there.” + +She pushed the book toward them, and Harry and +Ron read: + +The ancient study of alchemy is concerned with +making the Sorcerer’s Stone, a legendary substance +with astonishing powers. The Stone will transform +any metal into pure gold. It also produces the Elixir of +Life, which will make the drinker immortal. + +There have been many reports of the Sorcerer’s Stone +over the centuries, but the only Stone currently in +existence belongs to Mr. Nicolas Flamel, the noted +alchemist and opera lover. Mr. Flamel, who celebrated +his six hundred and sixty-fifth birthday last year, +enjoys a quiet life in Devon with his wife, Perenelle +(six hundred and fifty-eight). + + + +Page | 246 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“See?” said Hermione, when Harry and Ron had +finished. “The dog must be guarding Flamel’s +Sorcerer’s Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep +it safe for him, because they’re friends and he knew +someone was after it, that’s why he wanted the Stone +moved out of Gringotts!” + +“A stone that makes gold and stops you from ever +dying!” said Harry. “No wonder Snape’s after it! + +Anyone would want it.” + +“And no wonder we couldn’t find Flamel in that Study +of Recent Developments in Wizardry,” said Ron. “He’s +not exactly recent if he’s six hundred and sixty-five, is +he?” + +The next morning in Defense Against the Dark Arts, +while copying down different ways of treating werewolf +bites, Harry and Ron were still discussing what they’d +do with a Sorcerer’s Stone if they had one. It wasn’t +until Ron said he’d buy his own Quidditch team that +Harry remembered about Snape and the coming +match. + +“I’m going to play,” he told Ron and Hermione. “If I +don’t, all the Slytherins will think I’m just too scared +to face Snape. I’ll show them ... it’ll really wipe the +smiles off their faces if we win.” + +“Just as long as we’re not wiping you off the field,” +said Hermione. + +As the match drew nearer, however, Harry became +more and more nervous, whatever he told Ron and +Hermione. The rest of the team wasn’t too calm, +either. The idea of overtaking Slytherin in the House +Championship was wonderful, no one had done it for +seven years, but would they be allowed to, with such +a biased referee? + +Page | 247 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry didn’t know whether he was imagining it or not, +but he seemed to keep running into Snape wherever +he went. At times, he even wondered whether Snape +was following him, trying to catch him on his own. +Potions lessons were turning into a sort of weekly +torture, Snape was so horrible to Harry. Could Snape +possibly know they’d found out about the Sorcerer’s +Stone? Harry didn’t see how he could — yet he +sometimes had the horrible feeling that Snape could +read minds. + +Harry knew, when they wished him good luck +outside the locker rooms the next afternoon, that Ron +and Hermione were wondering whether they’d ever +see him alive again. This wasn’t what you’d call +comforting. Harry hardly heard a word of Wood’s pep +talk as he pulled on his Quidditch robes and picked +up his Nimbus Two Thousand. + +Ron and Hermione, meanwhile, had found a place in +the stands next to Neville, who couldn’t understand +why they looked so grim and worried, or why they had +both brought their wands to the match. Little did +Harry know that Ron and Hermione had been secretly +practicing the Leg-Locker Curse. They’d gotten the +idea from Malfoy using it on Neville, and were ready +to use it on Snape if he showed any sign of wanting to +hurt Harry. + +“Now, don’t forget, it’s Locomotor Mortis,” Hermione +muttered as Ron slipped his wand up his sleeve. + +“I know,” Ron snapped. “Don’t nag.” + +Back in the locker room, Wood had taken Harry +aside. + +“Don’t want to pressure you, Potter, but if we ever +need an early capture of the Snitch it’s now. Finish + +Page | 248 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the game before Snape can favor Hufflepuff too +much.” + +“The whole school’s out there!” said Fred Weasley, +peering out of the door. “Even — blimey — +Dumbledore’s come to watch!” + +Harry’s heart did a somersault. + +“Dumbledore?” he said, dashing to the door to make +sure. Fred was right. There was no mistaking that +silver beard. + +Harry could have laughed out loud with relief. He was +safe. There was simply no way that Snape would dare +to try to hurt him if Dumbledore was watching. + +Perhaps that was why Snape was looking so angry as +the teams marched onto the field, something that Ron +noticed, too. + +“I’ve never seen Snape look so mean,” he told +Hermione. “Look — they’re off. Ouch!” + +Someone had poked Ron in the back of the head. It +was Malfoy. + +“Oh, sorry, Weasley, didn’t see you there.” + +Malfoy grinned broadly at Crabbe and Goyle. + +“Wonder how long Potter’s going to stay on his broom +this time? Anyone want a bet? What about you, +Weasley?” + +Ron didn’t answer; Snape had just awarded +Hufflepuff a penalty because George Weasley had hit +a Bludger at him. Hermione, who had all her fingers +crossed in her lap, was squinting fixedly at Harry, + +Page | 249 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who was circling the game like a hawk, looking for the +Snitch. + +“You know how I think they choose people for the +Gryffindor team?” said Malfoy loudly a few minutes +later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff another penalty +for no reason at all. “It’s people they feel sorry for. + +See, there’s Potter, who’s got no parents, then there’s +the Weasleys, who’ve got no money — you should be +on the team, Longbottom, you’ve got no brains.” + +Neville went bright red but turned in his seat to face +Malfoy. + +“I’m worth twelve of you, Malfoy,” he stammered. + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle howled with laughter, but +Ron, still not daring to take his eyes from the game, +said, “You tell him, Neville.” + +“Longbottom, if brains were gold you’d be poorer than +Weasley, and that’s saying something.” + +Ron’s nerves were already stretched to the breaking +point with anxiety about Harry. + +“I’m warning you, Malfoy — one more word — ” + +“Ron!” said Hermione suddenly, “Harry — !” + +“What? Where?” + +Harry had suddenly gone into a spectacular dive, +which drew gasps and cheers from the crowd. +Hermione stood up, her crossed fingers in her mouth, +as Harry streaked toward the ground like a bullet. + +“You’re in luck, Weasley, Potter’s obviously spotted +some money on the ground!” said Malfoy. + +Page | 250 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron snapped. Before Malfoy knew what was +happening, Ron was on top of him, wrestling him to +the ground. Neville hesitated, then clambered over the +back of his seat to help. + +“Come on, Harry!” Hermione screamed, leaping onto +her seat to watch as Harry sped straight at Snape — +she didn’t even notice Malfoy and Ron rolling around +under her seat, or the scuffles and yelps coming from +the whirl of fists that was Neville, Crabbe, and Goyle. + +Up in the air, Snape turned on his broomstick just in +time to see something scarlet shoot past him, missing +him by inches — the next second, Harry had pulled +out of the dive, his arm raised in triumph, the Snitch +clasped in his hand. + +The stands erupted; it had to be a record, no one +could ever remember the Snitch being caught so +quickly. + +“Ron! Ron! Where are you? The game’s over! Harry’s +won! We’ve won! Gryffindor is in the lead!” shrieked +Hermione, dancing up and down on her seat and +hugging Parvati Patil in the row in front. + +Harry jumped off his broom, a foot from the ground. +He couldn’t believe it. He’d done it — the game was +over; it had barely lasted five minutes. As Gryffindors +came spilling onto the field, he saw Snape land +nearby, white-faced and tight-lipped — then Harry felt +a hand on his shoulder and looked up into +Dumbledore’s smiling face. + +“Well done,” said Dumbledore quietly, so that only +Harry could hear. “Nice to see you haven’t been +brooding about that mirror . . . been keeping busy . . . +excellent ...” + + + +Page | 251 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape spat bitterly on the ground. + + + +Jc Jc Jc + + + +Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to +take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the +broomshed. He couldn’t ever remember feeling +happier. He’d really done something to be proud of +now — no one could say he was just a famous name +any more. The evening air had never smelled so +sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the +last hour in his head, which was a happy blur: +Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; +Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and +down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed. + +Harry had reached the shed. He leaned against the +wooden door and looked up at Hogwarts, with its +windows glowing red in the setting sun. Gryffindor in +the lead. He’d done it, he’d shown Snape. ... + +And speaking of Snape . . . + +A hooded figure came swiftly down the front steps of +the castle. Clearly not wanting to be seen, it walked +as fast as possible toward the forbidden forest. +Harry’s victory faded from his mind as he watched. +He recognized the figure’s prowling walk. Snape, +sneaking into the forest while everyone else was at +dinner — what was going on? + +Harry jumped back on his Nimbus Two Thousand +and took off. Gliding silently over the castle he saw +Snape enter the forest at a run. He followed. + +The trees were so thick he couldn’t see where Snape +had gone. He flew in circles, lower and lower, +brushing the top branches of trees until he heard + + + +Page | 252 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +voices. He glided toward them and landed noiselessly +in a towering beech tree. + +He climbed carefully along one of the branches, +holding tight to his broomstick, trying to see through +the leaves. + +Below, in a shadowy clearing, stood Snape, but he +wasn’t alone. Quirrell was there, too. Harry couldn’t +make out the look on his face, but he was stuttering +worse than ever. Harry strained to catch what they +were saying. + +"... d-don’t know why you wanted t-t-to meet here of +all p-places, Severus ...” + +“Oh, I thought we’d keep this private,” said Snape, his +voice icy. “Students aren’t supposed to know about +the Sorcerer’s Stone, after all.” + +Harry leaned forward. Quirrell was mumbling +something. Snape interrupted him. + +“Have you found out how to get past that beast of +Hagrid’s yet?” + +“B-b-but Severus, I — ” + +“You don’t want me as your enemy, Quirrell,” said +Snape, taking a step toward him. + +“I-I don’t know what you — ” + +“You know perfectly well what I mean.” + +An owl hooted loudly, and Harry nearly fell out of the +tree. He steadied himself in time to hear Snape say, + +“ — your little bit of hocus-pocus. I’m waiting.” + + + +Page | 253 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“B-but I d-d-don’t — ” + + + +“Very well,” Snape cut in. “Well have another little +chat soon, when you’ve had time to think things over +and decided where your loyalties lie.” + +He threw his cloak over his head and strode out of the +clearing. It was almost dark now, but Harry could see +Quirrell, standing quite still as though he was +petrified. + + + +Jc Jc Jc + + + +“Harry, where have you been?” Hermione squeaked. + +“We won! You won! We won!” shouted Ron, thumping +Harry on the back. “And I gave Malfoy a black eye, +and Neville tried to take on Crabbe and Goyle single- +handed! He’s still out cold but Madam Pomfrey says +he’ll be all right — talk about showing Slytherin! +Everyone’s waiting for you in the common room, we’re +having a party, Fred and George stole some cakes and +stuff from the kitchens.” + +“Never mind that now,” said Harry breathlessly. “Let’s +find an empty room, you wait ’til you hear this. ...” + +He made sure Peeves wasn’t inside before shutting +the door behind them, then he told them what he’d +seen and heard. + +“So we were right, it is the Sorcerer’s Stone, and +Snape’s trying to force Quirrell to help him get it. He +asked if he knew how to get past Fluffy — and he said +something about Quirrell’s ‘hocus-pocus’ — I reckon +there are other things guarding the stone apart from +Fluffy, loads of enchantments, probably, and Quirrell + + + +Page | 254 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +would have done some anti-Dark Arts spell that +Snape needs to break through — ” + +“So you mean the Stone’s only safe as long as Quirrell +stands up to Snape?” said Hermione in alarm. + +“It’ll be gone by next Tuesday,” said Ron. + + + +Page | 255 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +NORBERT THE NORWEGIAN +RIDGEBACK + +Quirrell, however, must have been braver than they’d +thought. In the weeks that followed he did seem to be +getting paler and thinner, but it didn’t look as though +he’d cracked yet. + +Every time they passed the third-floor corridor, Harry, +Ron, and Hermione would press their ears to the door +to check that Fluffy was still growling inside. Snape +was sweeping about in his usual bad temper, which +surely meant that the Stone was still safe. Whenever +Harry passed Quirrell these days he gave him an +encouraging sort of smile, and Ron had started telling +people off for laughing at Quirrell’s stutter. + +Hermione, however, had more on her mind than the +Sorcerer’s Stone. She had started drawing up study +schedules and color-coding all her notes. Harry and +Ron wouldn’t have minded, but she kept nagging +them to do the same. + + + +Page | 256 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Hermione, the exams are ages away.” + +“Ten weeks,” Hermione snapped. “That’s not ages, +that’s like a second to Nicolas Flamel.” + +“But we’re not six hundred years old,” Ron reminded +her. “Anyway, what are you studying for, you already +know it all.” + +“What am I studying for? Are you crazy? You realize +we need to pass these exams to get into the second +year? They’re very important, I should have started +studying a month ago, I don’t know what’s gotten into +me.” + +Unfortunately, the teachers seemed to be thinking +along the same lines as Hermione. They piled so +much homework on them that the Easter holidays +weren’t nearly as much fun as the Christmas ones. It +was hard to relax with Hermione next to you reciting +the twelve uses of dragon’s blood or practicing wand +movements. Moaning and yawning, Harry and Ron +spent most of their free time in the library with her, +trying to get through all their extra work. + +“I’ll never remember this,” Ron burst out one +afternoon, throwing down his quill and looking +longingly out of the library window. It was the first +really fine day they’d had in months. The sky was a +clear, forget-me-not blue, and there was a feeling in +the air of summer coming. + +Harry, who was looking up “Dittany” in One Thousand +Magical Herbs and Fungi, didn’t look up until he +heard Ron say, “Hagrid! What are you doing in the +library?” + + + +Page | 257 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid shuffled into view, hiding something behind +his back. He looked very out of place in his moleskin +overcoat. + +“Jus’ lookin’,” he said, in a shifty voice that got their +interest at once. “An’ what’re you lot up ter?” He +looked suddenly suspicious. “Yer not still lookin’ fer +Nicolas Flamel, are yeh?” + +“Oh, we found out who he is ages ago,” said Ron +impressively. “And we know what that dog’s guarding, +it’s a Sorcerer’s St — ” + +“Shhhh\” Hagrid looked around quickly to see if +anyone was listening. “Don’ go shoutin’ about it, +what’s the matter with yeh?” + +“There are a few things we wanted to ask you, as a +matter of fact,” said Harry, “about what’s guarding +the Stone apart from Fluffy — ” + +“SHHHH!” said Hagrid again. “Listen — come an’ see +me later, I’m not promisin’ I’ll tell yeh anythin’, mind, +but don’ go rabbitin’ about it in here, students aren’ +s’pposed ter know. They’ll think I’ve told yeh — ” + +“See you later, then,” said Harry. + +Hagrid shuffled off. + +“What was he hiding behind his back?” said +Hermione thoughtfully. + +“Do you think it had anything to do with the Stone?” + +“I’m going to see what section he was in,” said Ron, +who’d had enough of working. He came back a +minute later with a pile of books in his arms and +slammed them down on the table. + +Page | 258 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dragons'.” he whispered. “Hagrid was looking up stuff +about dragons! Look at these: Dragon Species of Great +Britain and Ireland; From Egg to Inferno, A Dragon +Keeper’s Guide.” + +“Hagrid ’s always wanted a dragon, he told me so the +first time I ever met him,” said Harry. + +“But it’s against our laws,” said Ron. “Dragon +breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention +of 1709, everyone knows that. It’s hard to stop +Muggles from noticing us if we’re keeping dragons in +the back garden — anyway, you can’t tame dragons, +it’s dangerous. You should see the burns Charlie’s got +off wild ones in Romania.” + +“But there aren’t wild dragons in Britain?” said Harry. + +“Of course there are,” said Ron. “Common Welsh +Green and Hebridean Blacks. The Ministry of Magic +has a job hushing them up, I can tell you. Our kind +have to keep putting spells on Muggles who’ve spotted +them, to make them forget.” + +“So what on earth’s Hagrid up to?” said Hermione. + +When they knocked on the door of the gamekeeper’s +hut an hour later, they were surprised to see that all +the curtains were closed. Hagrid called “Who is it?” +before he let them in, and then shut the door quickly +behind them. + +It was stifling hot inside. Even though it was such a +warm day, there was a blazing fire in the grate. + +Hagrid made them tea and offered them stoat +sandwiches, which they refused. + +“So — yeh wanted to ask me somethin’?” + + + +Page | 259 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Harry. There was no point beating around +the bush. “We were wondering if you could tell us +what’s guarding the Sorcerer’s Stone apart from +Fluffy.” + +Hagrid frowned at him. + +“O’ course I can’t,” he said. “Number one, I don’ know +meself. Number two, yeh know too much already, so I +wouldn’ tell yeh if I could. That Stone’s here fer a good +reason. It was almost stolen outta Gringotts — I +s’ppose yeh’ve worked that out an’ all? Beats me how +yeh even know abou’ Fluffy.” + +“Oh, come on, Hagrid, you might not want to tell us, +but you do know, you know everything that goes on +round here,” said Hermione in a warm, flattering +voice. Hagrid ’s beard twitched and they could tell he +was smiling. “We only wondered who had done the +guarding, really.” Hermione went on. “We wondered +who Dumbledore had trusted enough to help him, +apart from you.” + +Hagrid ’s chest swelled at these last words. Harry and +Ron beamed at Hermione. + +“Well, I don’ s’pose it could hurt ter tell yeh that ... +let’s see ... he borrowed Fluffy from me ... then some +o’ the teachers did enchantments ... Professor Sprout +— Professor Flitwick — Professor McGonagall — ” he +ticked them off on his fingers, “Professor Quirrell — +an’ Dumbledore himself did somethin’, o’ course. + +Hang on, I’ve forgotten someone. Oh yeah, Professor +Snape.” + +“Snape?” + + + +Page | 260 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah — yer not still on abou’ that, are yeh? Look, +Snape helped protect the Stone, he’s not about ter +steal it.” + +Harry knew Ron and Hermione were thinking the +same as he was. If Snape had been in on protecting +the Stone, it must have been easy to find out how the +other teachers had guarded it. He probably knew +everything — except, it seemed, Quirrell’s spell and +how to get past Fluffy. + +“You’re the only one who knows how to get past +Fluffy, aren’t you, Hagrid?” said Harry anxiously. + +“And you wouldn’t tell anyone, would you? Not even +one of the teachers?” + +“Not a soul knows except me an’ Dumbledore,” said +Hagrid proudly. + +“Well, that’s something,” Harry muttered to the +others. “Hagrid, can we have a window open? I’m +boiling.” + +“Can’t, Harry, sorry,” said Hagrid. Harry noticed him +glance at the fire. Harry looked at it, too. + +“Hagrid — what’s that?” + +But he already knew what it was. In the very heart of +the fire, underneath the kettle, was a huge, black egg. + +“Ah,” said Hagrid, fiddling nervously with his beard, +“That’s — er ...” + +“Where did you get it, Hagrid?” said Ron, crouching +over the fire to get a closer look at the egg. “It must’ve +cost you a fortune.” + + + +Page | 261 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Won it,” said Hagrid. “Las’ night. I was down in the +village havin’ a few drinks an’ got into a game o’ cards +with a stranger. Think he was quite glad ter get rid of +it, ter be honest.” + +“But what are you going to do with it when it’s +hatched?” said Hermione. + +“Well, I’ve bin doin’ some readin’,” said Hagrid, pulling +a large book from under his pillow. “Got this outta the +library — Dragon Breeding for Pleasure and Profit — +it’s a bit outta date, o’ course, but it’s all in here. Keep +the egg in the fire, ’cause their mothers breathe on +’em, see, an’ when it hatches, feed it on a bucket o’ +brandy mixed with chicken blood every half hour. An’ +see here — how ter recognize diff’rent eggs — what I +got there’s a Norwegian Ridge-back. They’re rare, +them.” + +He looked very pleased with himself, but Hermione +didn’t. + +“Hagrid, you live in a wooden house,” she said. + +But Hagrid wasn’t listening. He was humming merrily +as he stoked the fire. + +So now they had something else to worry about: what +might happen to Hagrid if anyone found out he was +hiding an illegal dragon in his hut. + +“Wonder what it’s like to have a peaceful life,” Ron +sighed, as evening after evening they struggled +through all the extra homework they were getting. +Hermione had now started making study schedules +for Harry and Ron, too. It was driving them nuts. + + + +Page | 262 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Then, one breakfast time, Hedwig brought Harry +another note from Hagrid. He had written only two +words: It’s hatching. + +Ron wanted to skip Herbology and go straight down to +the hut. Hermione wouldn’t hear of it. + +“Hermione, how many times in our lives are we going +to see a dragon hatching?” + +“We’ve got lessons, we’ll get into trouble, and that’s +nothing to what Hagrid ’s going to be in when someone +finds out what he’s doing — ” + +“Shut up!” Harry whispered. + +Malfoy was only a few feet away and he had stopped +dead to listen. How much had he heard? Harry didn’t +like the look on Malfoy’s face at all. + +Ron and Hermione argued all the way to Herbology +and in the end, Hermione agreed to run down to +Hagrid’s with the other two during morning break. +When the bell sounded from the castle at the end of +their lesson, the three of them dropped their trowels +at once and hurried through the grounds to the edge +of the forest. Hagrid greeted them, looking flushed +and excited. + +“It’s nearly out.” He ushered them inside. + +The egg was lying on the table. There were deep +cracks in it. Something was moving inside; a funny +clicking noise was coming from it. + +They all drew their chairs up to the table and watched +with bated breath. + + + +Page | 263 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +All at once there was a scraping noise and the egg +split open. The baby dragon flopped onto the table. It +wasn’t exactly pretty; Harry thought it looked like a +crumpled, black umbrella. Its spiny wings were huge +compared to its skinny jet body, it had a long snout +with wide nostrils, the stubs of horns and bulging, +orange eyes. + +It sneezed. A couple of sparks flew out of its snout. + +“Isn’t he beautiful?” Hagrid murmured. He reached +out a hand to stroke the dragon’s head. It snapped at +his fingers, showing pointed fangs. + +“Bless him, look, he knows his mommy!” said Hagrid. + +“Hagrid,” said Hermione, “how fast do Norwegian +Ridgebacks grow, exactly?” + +Hagrid was about to answer when the color suddenly +drained from his face — he leapt to his feet and ran to +the window. + +“What’s the matter?” + +“Someone was lookin’ through the gap in the curtains +— it’s a kid — he’s runnin’ back up ter the school.” + +Harry bolted to the door and looked out. Even at a +distance there was no mistaking him. + +Malfoy had seen the dragon. + +Something about the smile lurking on Malfoy’s face +during the next week made Harry, Ron, and Hermione +very nervous. They spent most of their free time in +Hagrid ’s darkened hut, trying to reason with him. + +“Just let him go,” Harry urged. “Set him free.” + +Page | 264 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I can’t,” said Hagrid. “He’s too little. He’d die.” + + + +They looked at the dragon. It had grown three times +in length in just a week. Smoke kept furling out of its +nostrils. Hagrid hadn’t been doing his gamekeeping +duties because the dragon was keeping him so busy. +There were empty brandy bottles and chicken +feathers all over the floor. + +“I’ve decided to call him Norbert,” said Hagrid, looking +at the dragon with misty eyes. “He really knows me +now, watch. Norbert! Norbert! Where’s Mommy?” + +“He’s lost his marbles,” Ron muttered in Harry’s ear. + +“Hagrid,” said Harry loudly, “give it two weeks and +Norbert’s going to be as long as your house. Malfoy +could go to Dumbledore at any moment.” + +Hagrid bit his lip. + +“I — I know I can’t keep him forever, but I can’t jus’ +dump him, can’t.” + +Harry suddenly turned to Ron. + +“Charlie,” he said. + +“You’re losing it, too,” said Ron. “I’m Ron, remember?” + +“No — Charlie — your brother, Charlie. In Romania. +Studying dragons. We could send Norbert to him. +Charlie can take care of him and then put him back +in the wild!” + +“Brilliant!” said Ron. “How about it, Hagrid?” + +And in the end, Hagrid agreed that they could send +an owl to Charlie to ask him. + +Page | 265 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The following week dragged by. Wednesday night +found Hermione and Harry sitting alone in the +common room, long after everyone else had gone to +bed. The clock on the wall had just chimed midnight +when the portrait hole burst open. Ron appeared out +of nowhere as he pulled off Harry’s Invisibility Cloak. +He had been down at Hagrid’s hut, helping him feed +Norbert, who was now eating dead rats by the crate. + +“It bit me!” he said, showing them his hand, which +was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief. “I’m not going +to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that +dragon’s the most horrible animal I’ve ever met, but +the way Hagrid goes on about it, you’d think it was a +fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off +for frightening it. And when I left, he was singing it a +lullaby.” + +There was a tap on the dark window. + +“It’s Hedwig!” said Harry, hurrying to let her in. “She’ll +have Charlie’s answer!” + +The three of them put their heads together to read the +note. + +Dear Ron, + +How are you? Thanks for the letter — I’d be glad to +take the Norwegian Ridgeback, but it won’t be easy +getting him here. I think the best thing will be to send +him over with some friends of mine who are coming to +visit me next week. Trouble is, they mustn’t be seen +carrying an illegal dragon. + +Could you get the Ridgeback up the tallest tower at +midnight on Saturday? They can meet you there and +take him away while it’s still dark. + + + +Page | 266 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Send me an answer as soon as possible. + + + +Love, + +Charlie + +They looked at one another. + +“We’ve got the Invisibility Cloak,” said Harry. “It +shouldn’t be too difficult — I think the cloak’s big +enough to cover two of us and Norbert.” + +It was a mark of how bad the last week had been that +the other two agreed with him. Anything to get rid of +Norbert — and Malfoy. + +There was a hitch. By the next morning, Ron’s bitten +hand had swollen to twice its usual size. He didn’t +know whether it was safe to go to Madam Pomfrey — +would she recognize a dragon bite? By the afternoon, +though, he had no choice. The cut had turned a nasty +shade of green. It looked as if Norbert’s fangs were +poisonous. + +Harry and Hermione rushed up to the hospital wing +at the end of the day to find Ron in a terrible state in +bed. + +“It’s not just my hand,” he whispered, “although that +feels like it’s about to fall off. Malfoy told Madam +Pomfrey he wanted to borrow one of my books so he +could come and have a good laugh at me. He kept +threatening to tell her what really bit me — I’ve told +her it was a dog, but I don’t think she believes me — I +shouldn’t have hit him at the Quidditch match, that’s +why he’s doing this.” + +Harry and Hermione tried to calm Ron down. + +Page | 267 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’ll all be over at midnight on Saturday,” said +Hermione, but this didn’t soothe Ron at all. On the +contrary, he sat bolt upright and broke into a sweat. + +“Midnight on Saturday!” he said in a hoarse voice. + +“Oh no — oh no — I’ve just remembered — Charlie’s +letter was in that book Malfoy took, he’s going to +know we’re getting rid of Norbert.” + +Harry and Hermione didn’t get a chance to answer. +Madam Pomfrey came over at that moment and made +them leave, saying Ron needed sleep. + +“It’s too late to change the plan now,” Harry told +Hermione. “We haven’t got time to send Charlie +another owl, and this could be our only chance to get +rid of Norbert. We’ll have to risk it. And we have got +the Invisibility Cloak, Malfoy doesn’t know about +that.” + +They found Fang the boarhound sitting outside with a +bandaged tail when they went to tell Hagrid, who +opened a window to talk to them. + +“I won’t let you in,” he puffed. “Norbert’s at a tricky +stage — nothin’ I can’t handle.” + +When they told him about Charlie’s letter, his eyes +filled with tears, although that might have been +because Norbert had just bitten him on the leg. + +“Aargh! It’s all right, he only got my boot — jus’ +playin’ — he’s only a baby, after all.” + +The baby banged its tail on the wall, making the +windows rattle. Harry and Hermione walked back to +the castle feeling Saturday couldn’t come quickly +enough. + + + +Page | 268 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They would have felt sorry for Hagrid when the time +came for him to say good-bye to Norbert if they hadn’t +been so worried about what they had to do. It was a +very dark, cloudy night, and they were a bit late +arriving at Hagrid ’s hut because they’d had to wait for +Peeves to get out of their way in the entrance hall, +where he’d been playing tennis against the wall. + +Hagrid had Norbert packed and ready in a large crate. + +“He’s got lots o’ rats an’ some brandy fer the journey,” +said Hagrid in a muffled voice. “An’ I’ve packed his +teddy bear in case he gets lonely.” + +From inside the crate came ripping noises that +sounded to Harry as though the teddy was having his +head torn off. + +“Bye-bye, Norbert!” Hagrid sobbed, as Harry and +Hermione covered the crate with the Invisibility Cloak +and stepped underneath it themselves. “Mommy will +never forget you!” + +How they managed to get the crate back up to the +castle, they never knew. Midnight ticked nearer as +they heaved Norbert up the marble staircase in the +entrance hall and along the dark corridors. Up +another staircase, then another — even one of Harry’s +shortcuts didn’t make the work much easier. + +“Nearly there!” Harry panted as they reached the +corridor beneath the tallest tower. + +Then a sudden movement ahead of them made them +almost drop the crate. Forgetting that they were +already invisible, they shrank into the shadows, +staring at the dark outlines of two people grappling +with each other ten feet away. A lamp flared. + + + +Page | 269 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall, in a tartan bathrobe and a hair +net, had Malfoy by the ear. + + + +“Detention!” she shouted. “And twenty points from +Slytherin! Wandering around in the middle of the +night, how dare you — ” + +“You don’t understand, Professor. Harry Potter’s +coming — he’s got a dragon!” + +“What utter rubbish! How dare you tell such lies! +Come on — I shall see Professor Snape about you, +Malfoy!” + +The steep spiral staircase up to the top of the tower +seemed the easiest thing in the world after that. Not +until they’d stepped out into the cold night air did +they throw off the cloak, glad to be able to breathe +properly again. Hermione did a sort of jig. + +“Malfoy’s got detention! I could sing!” + +“Don’t,” Harry advised her. + +Chuckling about Malfoy, they waited, Norbert +thrashing about in his crate. About ten minutes later, +four broomsticks came swooping down out of the +darkness. + +Charlie’s friends were a cheery lot. They showed +Harry and Hermione the harness they’d rigged up, so +they could suspend Norbert between them. They all +helped buckle Norbert safely into it and then Harry +and Hermione shook hands with the others and +thanked them very much. + +At last, Norbert was going ... going ... gone. + + + +Page | 270 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They slipped back down the spiral staircase, their +hearts as light as their hands, now that Norbert was +off them. No more dragon — Malfoy in detention — +what could spoil their happiness? + +The answer to that was waiting at the foot of the +stairs. As they stepped into the corridor, Filch’s face +loomed suddenly out of the darkness. + +“Well, well, well,” he whispered, “we are in trouble.” + +They’d left the Invisibility Cloak on top of the tower. + + + +Page | 271 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + +THE FORBIDDEN FOREST + +Things couldn’t have been worse. + +Filch took them down to Professor McGonagall’s +study on the first floor, where they sat and waited +without saying a word to each other. Hermione was +trembling. Excuses, alibis, and wild cover-up stories +chased each other around Harry’s brain, each more +feeble than the last. He couldn’t see how they were +going to get out of trouble this time. They were +cornered. How could they have been so stupid as to +forget the cloak? There was no reason on earth that +Professor McGonagall would accept for their being out +of bed and creeping around the school in the dead of +night, let alone being up the tallest Astronomy Tower, +which was out-of-bounds except for classes. Add +Norbert and the Invisibility Cloak, and they might as +well be packing their bags already. + +Had Harry thought that things couldn’t have been +worse? He was wrong. When Professor McGonagall +appeared, she was leading Neville. + + + +Page | 272 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Harry!” Neville burst out, the moment he saw the +other two. “I was trying to find you to warn you, I +heard Malfoy saying he was going to catch you, he +said you had a drag — ” + +Harry shook his head violently to shut Neville up, but +Professor McGonagall had seen. She looked more +likely to breathe fire than Norbert as she towered over +the three of them. + +“I would never have believed it of any of you. Mr. Filch +says you were up in the Astronomy Tower. It’s one +o’clock in the morning. Explain yourselves.” + +It was the first time Hermione had ever failed to +answer a teacher’s question. She was staring at her +slippers, as still as a statue. + +“I think I’ve got a good idea of what’s been going on,” +said Professor McGonagall. “It doesn’t take a genius +to work it out. You fed Draco Malfoy some cock-and- +bull story about a dragon, trying to get him out of bed +and into trouble. I’ve already caught him. I suppose +you think it’s funny that Longbottom here heard the +story and believed it, too?” + +Harry caught Neville’s eye and tried to tell him +without words that this wasn’t true, because Neville +was looking stunned and hurt. Poor, blundering +Neville — Harry knew what it must have cost him to +try and find them in the dark, to warn them. + +“I’m disgusted,” said Professor McGonagall. “Four +students out of bed in one night! I’ve never heard of +such a thing before! You, Miss Granger, I thought you +had more sense. As for you, Mr. Potter, I thought +Gryffindor meant more to you than this. All three of +you will receive detentions — yes, you too, Mr. +Longbottom, nothing gives you the right to walk +Page | 273 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around school at night, especially these days, it’s very +dangerous — and fifty points will be taken from +Gryffindor.” + +“Fifty?” Harry gasped — they would lose the lead, the +lead he’d won in the last Quidditch match. + +“Fifty points each,” said Professor McGonagall, +breathing heavily through her long, pointed nose. + +“Professor — please — ” + +“You can’t—” + +“Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do, Potter. Now get +back to bed, all of you. I’ve never been more ashamed +of Gryffindor students.” + +A hundred and fifty points lost. That put Gryffindor in +last place. In one night, they’d ruined any chance +Gryffindor had had for the House Cup. Harry felt as +though the bottom had dropped out of his stomach. +How could they ever make up for this? + +Harry didn’t sleep all night. He could hear Neville +sobbing into his pillow for what seemed like hours. +Harry couldn’t think of anything to say to comfort +him. He knew Neville, like himself, was dreading the +dawn. What would happen when the rest of +Gryffindor found out what they’d done? + +At first, Gryffindors passing the giant hourglasses +that recorded the House points the next day thought +there ’d been a mistake. How could they suddenly +have a hundred and fifty points fewer than yesterday? +And then the story started to spread: Harry Potter, +the famous Harry Potter, their hero of two Quidditch +matches, had lost them all those points, him and a +couple of other stupid first years. + +Page | 274 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +From being one of the most popular and admired +people at the school, Harry was suddenly the most +hated. Even Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs turned on +him, because everyone had been longing to see +Slytherin lose the House Cup. Everywhere Harry +went, people pointed and didn’t trouble to lower their +voices as they insulted him. Slytherins, on the other +hand, clapped as he walked past them, whistling and +cheering, “Thanks Potter, we owe you one!” + +Only Ron stood by him. + +“They’ll all forget this in a few weeks. Fred and George +have lost loads of points in all the time they’ve been +here, and people still like them.” + +“They’ve never lost a hundred and fifty points in one +go, though, have they?” said Harry miserably. + +“Well — no,” Ron admitted. + +It was a bit late to repair the damage, but Harry +swore to himself not to meddle in things that weren’t +his business from now on. He’d had it with sneaking +around and spying. He felt so ashamed of himself that +he went to Wood and offered to resign from the +Quidditch team. + +“Resign?” Wood thundered. “What good’ll that do? + +How are we going to get any points back if we can’t +win at Quidditch?” + +But even Quidditch had lost its fun. The rest of the +team wouldn’t speak to Harry during practice, and if +they had to speak about him, they called him “the +Seeker.” + +Hermione and Neville were suffering, too. They didn’t +have as bad a time as Harry, because they weren’t as + +Page | 275 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +well-known, but nobody would speak to them, either. +Hermione had stopped drawing attention to herself in +class, keeping her head down and working in silence. + +Harry was almost glad that the exams weren’t far +away. All the studying he had to do kept his mind off +his misery. He, Ron, and Hermione kept to +themselves, working late into the night, trying to +remember the ingredients in complicated potions, +learn charms and spells by heart, memorize the dates +of magical discoveries and goblin rebellions. ... + +Then, about a week before the exams were due to +start, Harry’s new resolution not to interfere in +anything that didn’t concern him was put to an +unexpected test. Walking back from the library on his +own one afternoon, he heard somebody whimpering +from a classroom up ahead. As he drew closer, he +heard Quirrell’s voice. + +“No — no — not again, please — ” + +It sounded as though someone was threatening him. +Harry moved closer. + +“All right — all right — ” he heard Quirrell sob. + +Next second, Quirrell came hurrying out of the +classroom straightening his turban. He was pale and +looked as though he was about to cry. He strode out +of sight; Harry didn’t think Quirrell had even noticed +him. He waited until Quirrell’s footsteps had +disappeared, then peered into the classroom. It was +empty, but a door stood ajar at the other end. Harry +was halfway toward it before he remembered what +he’d promised himself about not meddling. + +All the same, he’d have gambled twelve Sorcerer’s +Stones that Snape had just left the room, and from + +Page | 276 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what Harry had just heard, Snape would be walking +with a new spring in his step — Quirrell seemed to +have given in at last. + +Harry went back to the library, where Hermione was +testing Ron on Astronomy. Harry told them what he’d +heard. + +“Snape’s done it, then!” said Ron. “If Quirrell’s told +him how to break his Anti-Dark Force spell — ” + +“There’s still Fluffy, though,” said Hermione. + +“Maybe Snape’s found out how to get past him +without asking Hagrid,” said Ron, looking up at the +thousands of books surrounding them. “I bet there’s a +book somewhere in here telling you how to get past a +giant three-headed dog. So what do we do, Harry?” + +The light of adventure was kindling again in Ron’s +eyes, but Hermione answered before Harry could. + +“Go to Dumbledore. That’s what we should have done +ages ago. If we try anything ourselves we’ll be thrown +out for sure.” + +“But we’ve got no proof.” said Harry. “Quirrell’s too +scared to back us up. Snape’s only got to say he +doesn’t know how the troll got in at Halloween and +that he was nowhere near the third floor — who do +you think they’ll believe, him or us? It’s not exactly a +secret we hate him, Dumbledore ’ll think we made it +up to get him sacked. Filch wouldn’t help us if his life +depended on it, he’s too friendly with Snape, and the +more students get thrown out, the better, he’ll think. +And don’t forget, we’re not supposed to know about +the Stone or Fluffy. That’ll take a lot of explaining.” + +Hermione looked convinced, but Ron didn’t. + +Page | 277 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If we just do a bit of poking around — ” + + + +“No,” said Harry flatly, “we’ve done enough poking +around.” + +He pulled a map of Jupiter toward him and started to +learn the names of its moons. + +The following morning, notes were delivered to Harry, +Hermione, and Neville at the breakfast table. They +were all the same: + +Your detention will take place at eleven o’clock +tonight. + +Meet Mr. Filch in the entrance hall. + +Professor M. McGonagall + +Harry had forgotten they still had detentions to do in +the furor over the points they’d lost. He half expected +Hermione to complain that this was a whole night of +studying lost, but she didn’t say a word. Like Harry, +she felt they deserved what they’d got. + +At eleven o’clock that night, they said good-bye to Ron +in the common room and went down to the entrance +hall with Neville. Filch was already there — and so +was Malfoy. Harry had also forgotten that Malfoy had +gotten a detention, too. + +“Follow me,” said Filch, lighting a lamp and leading +them outside. + +“I bet you’ll think twice about breaking a school rule +again, won’t you, eh?” he said, leering at them. “Oh +yes . . . hard work and pain are the best teachers if you +ask me. ... It’s just a pity they let the old +punishments die out . . . hang you by your wrists from +Page | 278 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the ceiling for a few days, I’ve got the chains still in +my office, keep ’em well oiled in case they’re ever +needed. ... Right, off we go, and don’t think of running +off, now, it’ll be worse for you if you do.” + +They marched off across the dark grounds. Neville +kept sniffing. Harry wondered what their punishment +was going to be. It must be something really horrible, +or Filch wouldn’t be sounding so delighted. + +The moon was bright, but clouds scudding across it +kept throwing them into darkness. Ahead, Harry +could see the lighted windows of Hagrid’s hut. Then +they heard a distant shout. + +“Is that you, Filch? Hurry up, I want ter get started.” + +Harry’s heart rose; if they were going to be working +with Hagrid it wouldn’t be so bad. His relief must +have showed in his face, because Filch said, “I +suppose you think you’ll be enjoying yourself with +that oaf? Well, think again, boy — it’s into the forest +you’re going and I’m much mistaken if you’ll all come +out in one piece.” + +At this, Neville let out a little moan, and Malfoy +stopped dead in his tracks. + +“The forest?” he repeated, and he didn’t sound quite +as cool as usual. “We can’t go in there at night — +there’s all sorts of things in there — werewolves, I +heard.” + +Neville clutched the sleeve of Harry’s robe and made a +choking noise. + +“That’s your problem, isn’t it?” said Filch, his voice +cracking with glee. “Should’ve thought of them +werewolves before you got in trouble, shouldn’t you?” + +Page | 279 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid came striding toward them out of the dark, +Fang at his heel. He was carrying his large crossbow, +and a quiver of arrows hung over his shoulder. + +“Abou’ time,” he said. “I bin waitin’ fer half an hour +already. All right, Harry, Hermione?” + +“I shouldn’t be too friendly to them, Hagrid,” said +Filch coldly, “they’re here to be punished, after all.” + +“That’s why yer late, is it?” said Hagrid, frowning at +Filch. “Bin lecturin’ them, eh? ’Snot your place ter do +that. Yeh’ve done yer bit, I’ll take over from here.” + +“I’ll be back at dawn,” said Filch, “for what’s left of +them,” he added nastily, and he turned and started +back toward the castle, his lamp bobbing away in the +darkness. + +Malfoy now turned to Hagrid. + +“I’m not going in that forest,” he said, and Harry was +pleased to hear the note of panic in his voice. + +“Yeh are if yeh want ter stay at Hogwarts,” said +Hagrid fiercely. “Yeh’ve done wrong an’ now yeh’ve got +ter pay fer it.” + +“But this is servant stuff, it’s not for students to do. I +thought we’d be copying lines or something, if my +father knew I was doing this, he’d — ” + +“ — tell yer that’s how it is at Hogwarts,” Hagrid +growled. “Copyin’ lines! What good’s that ter anyone? +Yeh’ll do summat useful or yeh’ll get out. If yeh think +yer father’d rather you were expelled, then get back +off ter the castle an’ pack. Go on!” + + + +Page | 280 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy didn’t move. He looked at Hagrid furiously, but +then dropped his gaze. + +“Right then,” said Hagrid, “now, listen carefully, + +’cause it’s dangerous what we’re gonna do tonight, an’ +I don’ want no one takin’ risks. Follow me over here a +moment.” + +He led them to the very edge of the forest. Holding his +lamp up high, he pointed down a narrow, winding +earth track that disappeared into the thick black +trees. A light breeze lifted their hair as they looked +into the forest. + +“Look there,” said Hagrid, “see that stuff shinin’ on +the ground? Silvery stuff? That’s unicorn blood. +There’s a unicorn in there bin hurt badly by summat. +This is the second time in a week. I found one dead +last Wednesday. We’re gonna try an’ find the poor +thing. We might have ter put it out of its misery.” + +“And what if whatever hurt the unicorn finds us +first?” said Malfoy, unable to keep the fear out of his +voice. + +“There’s nothin’ that lives in the forest that’ll hurt yeh +if yer with me or Fang,” said Hagrid. “An’ keep ter the +path. Right, now, we’re gonna split inter two parties +an’ follow the trail in diff’rent directions. There’s blood +all over the place, it must’ve bin staggerin’ around +since last night at least.” + +“I want Fang,” said Malfoy quickly, looking at Fang’s +long teeth. + +“All right, but I warn yeh, he’s a coward,” said Hagrid. +“So me, Harry, an’ Hermione’ll go one way an’ Draco, +Neville, an’ Fang’ll go the other. Now, if any of us +finds the unicorn, we’ll send up green sparks, right? + +Page | 281 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Get yer wands out an’ practice now — that’s it — an’ +if anyone gets in trouble, send up red sparks, an’ we’ll +all come an’ find yeh — so, be careful — let’s go.” + +The forest was black and silent. A little way into it +they reached a fork in the earth path, and Harry, +Hermione, and Hagrid took the left path while Malfoy, +Neville, and Fang took the right. + +They walked in silence, their eyes on the ground. +Every now and then a ray of moonlight through the +branches above lit a spot of silver-blue blood on the +fallen leaves. + +Harry saw that Hagrid looked very worried. + +“ Could a werewolf be killing the unicorns?” Harry +asked. + +“Not fast enough,” said Hagrid. “It’s not easy ter catch +a unicorn, they’re powerful magic creatures. I never +knew one ter be hurt before.” + +They walked past a mossy tree stump. Harry could +hear running water; there must be a stream +somewhere close by. There were still spots of unicorn +blood here and there along the winding path. + +“You all right, Hermione?” Hagrid whispered. “Don’ +worry, it can’t’ve gone far if it’s this badly hurt, an’ +then well be able ter — GET BEHIND THAT TREE!” + +Hagrid seized Harry and Hermione and hoisted them +off the path behind a towering oak. He pulled out an +arrow and fitted it into his crossbow, raising it, ready +to fire. The three of them listened. Something was +slithering over dead leaves nearby: it sounded like a +cloak trailing along the ground. Hagrid was squinting + + + +Page | 282 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +up the dark path, but after a few seconds, the sound +faded away. + +“I knew it,” he murmured. “There’s summat in here +that shouldn’ be.” + +“A werewolf?” Harry suggested. + +“That wasn’ no werewolf an’ it wasn’ no unicorn, +neither,” said Hagrid grimly. “Right, follow me, but +careful, now.” + +They walked more slowly, ears straining for the +faintest sound. Suddenly, in a clearing ahead, +something definitely moved. + +“Who’s there?” Hagrid called. “Show yerself — I’m +armed!” + +And into the clearing came — was it a man, or a +horse? To the waist, a man, with red hair and beard, +but below that was a horse’s gleaming chestnut body +with a long, reddish tail. Harry and Hermione’s jaws +dropped. + +“Oh, it’s you, Ronan,” said Hagrid in relief. “How are +yeh?” + +He walked forward and shook the centaur’s hand. + +“Good evening to you, Hagrid,” said Ronan. He had a +deep, sorrowful voice. “Were you going to shoot me?” + +“Can’t be too careful, Ronan,” said Hagrid, patting his +crossbow. “There’s summat bad loose in this forest. +This is Harry Potter an’ Hermione Granger, by the +way. Students up at the school. An’ this is Ronan, +you two. He’s a centaur.” + + + +Page | 283 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’d noticed,” said Hermione faintly. + + + +“Good evening,” said Ronan. “Students, are you? And +do you learn much, up at the school?” + +“Erm — ” + +“A bit,” said Hermione timidly. + +“A bit. Well, that’s something.” Ronan sighed. He +flung back his head and stared at the sky. “Mars is +bright tonight.” + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid, glancing up, too. “Listen, I’m glad +we’ve run inter yeh, Ronan, ’cause there’s a unicorn +bin hurt — you seen anythin’?” + +Ronan didn’t answer immediately. He stared +unblinkingly upward, then sighed again. + +“Always the innocent are the first victims,” he said. + +“So it has been for ages past, so it is now.” + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid, “but have yeh seen anythin’, +Ronan? Anythin’ unusual?” + +“Mars is bright tonight,” Ronan repeated, while +Hagrid watched him impatiently. “Unusually bright.” + +“Yeah, but I was meanin’ anythin’ unusual a bit +nearer home,” said Hagrid. “So yeh haven’t noticed +anythin’ strange?” + +Yet again, Ronan took a while to answer. At last, he +said, “The forest hides many secrets.” + +A movement in the trees behind Ronan made Hagrid +raise his bow again, but it was only a second centaur, + +Page | 284 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +black-haired and -bodied and wilder-looking than +Ronan. + + + +“Hullo, Bane,” said Hagrid. “All right?” + +“Good evening, Hagrid, I hope you are well?” + +“Well enough. Look, I’ve jus’ bin askin’ Ronan, you +seen anythin’ odd in here lately? There’s a unicorn +bin injured — would yeh know anythin’ about it?” + +Bane walked over to stand next to Ronan. He looked +skyward. + +“Mars is bright tonight,” he said simply. + +“We’ve heard,” said Hagrid grumpily. “Well, if either of +you do see anythin’, let me know, won’t yeh? We’ll be +off, then.” + +Harry and Hermione followed him out of the clearing, +staring over their shoulders at Ronan and Bane until +the trees blocked their view. + +“Never,” said Hagrid irritably, “try an’ get a straight +answer out of a centaur. Ruddy stargazers. Not +interested in anythin’ closer’n the moon.” + +“Are there many of them in here?” asked Hermione. + +“Oh, a fair few. . . . Keep themselves to themselves +mostly, but they’re good enough about turnin’ up if +ever I want a word. They’re deep, mind, centaurs ... +they know things ... jus’ don’ let on much.” + +“D’you think that was a centaur we heard earlier?” +said Harry. + + + +Page | 285 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did that sound like hooves to you? Nah, if yeh ask +me, that was what’s bin killin’ the unicorns — never +heard anythin’ like it before.” + +They walked on through the dense, dark trees. Harry +kept looking nervously over his shoulder. He had the +nasty feeling they were being watched. He was very +glad they had Hagrid and his crossbow with them. +They had just passed a bend in the path when +Hermione grabbed Hagrid ’s arm. + +“Hagrid! Look! Red sparks, the others are in trouble!” + +“You two wait here!” Hagrid shouted. “Stay on the +path, I’ll come back for yeh!” + +They heard him crashing away through the +undergrowth and stood looking at each other, very +scared, until they couldn’t hear anything but the +rustling of leaves around them. + +“You don’t think they’ve been hurt, do you?” +whispered Hermione. + +“I don’t care if Malfoy has, but if something’s got +Neville ... it’s our fault he’s here in the first place.” + +The minutes dragged by. Their ears seemed sharper +than usual. Harry’s seemed to be picking up every +sigh of the wind, every cracking twig. What was going +on? Where were the others? + +At last, a great crunching noise announced Hagrid’s +return. Malfoy, Neville, and Fang were with him. +Hagrid was fuming. Malfoy, it seemed, had sneaked +up behind Neville and grabbed him as a joke. Neville +had panicked and sent up the sparks. + + + +Page | 286 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well be lucky ter catch anythin’ now, with the racket +you two were makin’. Right, we’re changin’ groups — +Neville, you stay with me an’ Hermione, Harry, you go +with Fang an’ this idiot. I’m sorry,” Hagrid added in a +whisper to Harry, “but he’ll have a harder time +frightenin’ you, an’ we’ve gotta get this done.” + +So Harry set off into the heart of the forest with +Malfoy and Fang. They walked for nearly half an +hour, deeper and deeper into the forest, until the path +became almost impossible to follow because the trees +were so thick. Harry thought the blood seemed to be +getting thicker. There were splashes on the roots of a +tree, as though the poor creature had been thrashing +around in pain close by. Harry could see a clearing +ahead, through the tangled branches of an ancient +oak. + +“Look — ” he murmured, holding out his arm to stop +Malfoy. + +Something bright white was gleaming on the ground. +They inched closer. + +It was the unicorn all right, and it was dead. Harry +had never seen anything so beautiful and sad. Its +long, slender legs were stuck out at odd angles where +it had fallen and its mane was spread pearly-white on +the dark leaves. + +Harry had taken one step toward it when a slithering +sound made him freeze where he stood. A bush on +the edge of the clearing quivered. ... Then, out of the +shadows, a hooded figure came crawling across the +ground like some stalking beast. Harry, Malfoy, and +Fang stood transfixed. The cloaked figure reached the +unicorn, lowered its head over the wound in the +animals side, and began to drink its blood. + + + +Page | 287 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“AAAAAAAAAAARGH ! ” + + + +Malfoy let out a terrible scream and bolted — so did +Fang. The hooded figure raised its head and looked +right at Harry — unicorn blood was dribbling down its +front. It got to its feet and came swiftly toward Harry +— he couldn’t move for fear. + +Then a pain like he’d never felt before pierced his +head; it was as though his scar were on fire. Half +blinded, he staggered backward. He heard hooves +behind him, galloping, and something jumped clean +over Harry, charging at the figure. + +The pain in Harry’s head was so bad he fell to his +knees. It took a minute or two to pass. When he +looked up, the figure had gone. A centaur was +standing over him, not Ronan or Bane; this one +looked younger; he had white-blond hair and a +palomino body. + +“Are you all right?” said the centaur, pulling Harry to +his feet. + +“Yes — thank you — what was that?” + +The centaur didn’t answer. He had astonishingly blue +eyes, like pale sapphires. He looked carefully at +Harry, his eyes lingering on the scar that stood out, +livid, on Harry’s forehead. + +“You are the Potter boy,” he said. “You had better get +back to Hagrid. The forest is not safe at this time — +especially for you. Can you ride? It will be quicker +this way. + +“My name is Firenze,” he added, as he lowered +himself on to his front legs so that Harry could +clamber onto his back. + +Page | 288 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was suddenly a sound of more galloping from +the other side of the clearing. Ronan and Bane came +bursting through the trees, their flanks heaving and +sweaty. + +“Firenze!” Bane thundered. “What are you doing? You +have a human on your back! Have you no shame? Are +you a common mule?” + +“Do you realize who this is?” said Firenze. “This is the +Potter boy. The quicker he leaves this forest, the +better.” + +“What have you been telling him?” growled Bane. +“Remember, Firenze, we are sworn not to set +ourselves against the heavens. Have we not read what +is to come in the movements of the planets?” + +Ronan pawed the ground nervously. “I’m sure Firenze +thought he was acting for the best,” he said in his +gloomy voice. + +Bane kicked his back legs in anger. + +“For the best! What is that to do with us? Centaurs +are concerned with what has been foretold! It is not +our business to run around like donkeys after stray +humans in our forest!” + +Firenze suddenly reared on to his hind legs in anger, +so that Harry had to grab his shoulders to stay on. + +“Do you not see that unicorn?” Firenze bellowed at +Bane. “Do you not understand why it was killed? Or +have the planets not let you in on that secret? I set +myself against what is lurking in this forest, Bane, +yes, with humans alongside me if I must.” + + + +Page | 289 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And Firenze whisked around; with Harry clutching on +as best he could, they plunged off into the trees, +leaving Ronan and Bane behind them. + +Harry didn’t have a clue what was going on. + +“Why’s Bane so angry?” he asked. “What was that +thing you saved me from, anyway?” + +Firenze slowed to a walk, warned Harry to keep his +head bowed in case of low-hanging branches, but did +not answer Harry’s question. They made their way +through the trees in silence for so long that Harry +thought Firenze didn’t want to talk to him anymore. +They were passing through a particularly dense patch +of trees, however, when Firenze suddenly stopped. + +“Harry Potter, do you know what unicorn blood is +used for?” + +“No,” said Harry, startled by the odd question. “We’ve +only used the horn and tail hair in Potions.” + +“That is because it is a monstrous thing, to slay a +unicorn,” said Firenze. “Only one who has nothing to +lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a +crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even +if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. +You have slain something pure and defenseless to +save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a +cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your +lips.” + +Harry stared at the back of Firenze’s head, which was +dappled silver in the moonlight. + +“But who’d be that desperate?” he wondered aloud. “If +you’re going to be cursed forever, death’s better, isn’t +it?” + +Page | 290 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It is,” Firenze agreed, “unless all you need is to stay +alive long enough to drink something else — +something that will bring you back to full strength +and power — something that will mean you can never +die. Mr. Potter, do you know what is hidden in the +school at this very moment?” + +“The Sorcerer’s Stone! Of course — the Elixir of Life! +But I don’t understand who — ” + +“Can you think of nobody who has waited many years +to return to power, who has clung to life, awaiting +their chance?” + +It was as though an iron fist had clenched suddenly +around Harry’s heart. Over the rustling of the trees, +he seemed to hear once more what Hagrid had told +him on the night they had met: “Some say he died. +Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough +human left in him to die.” + +“Do you mean,” Harry croaked, “that was VoZ — ” + +“Harry! Harry, are you all right?” + +Hermione was running toward them down the path, +Hagrid puffing along behind her. + +“I’m fine,” said Harry, hardly knowing what he was +saying. “The unicorn’s dead, Hagrid, it’s in that +clearing back there.” + +“This is where I leave you,” Firenze murmured as +Hagrid hurried off to examine the unicorn. “You are +safe now.” + +Harry slid off his back. + + + +Page | 291 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good luck, Harry Potter,” said Firenze. “The planets +have been read wrongly before now, even by centaurs. +I hope this is one of those times.” + +He turned and cantered back into the depths of the +forest, leaving Harry shivering behind him. + +Ron had fallen asleep in the dark common room, +waiting for them to return. He shouted something +about Quidditch fouls when Harry roughly shook him +awake. In a matter of seconds, though, he was wide- +eyed as Harry began to tell him and Hermione what +had happened in the forest. + +Harry couldn’t sit down. He paced up and down in +front of the fire. He was still shaking. + +“Snape wants the Stone for Voldemort ... and +Voldemort’s waiting in the forest ... and all this time +we thought Snape just wanted to get rich. ...” + +“Stop saying the name!” said Ron in a terrified +whisper, as if he thought Voldemort could hear them. + +Harry wasn’t listening. + +“Firenze saved me, but he shouldn’t have done so. ... +Bane was furious ... he was talking about interfering +with what the planets say is going to happen. ... They +must show that Voldemort’s coming back. ... Bane +thinks Firenze should have let Voldemort kill me. ... I +suppose that’s written in the stars as well.” + +“Will you stop saying the name\” Ron hissed. + +“So all I’ve got to wait for now is Snape to steal the +Stone,” Harry went on feverishly, “then Voldemort will +be able to come and finish me off. ... Well, I suppose +Bane 11 be happy.” + +Page | 292 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione looked very frightened, but she had a word +of comfort. + +“Harry, everyone says Dumbledore’s the only one +You-Know-Who was ever afraid of. With Dumbledore +around, You-Know-Who won’t touch you. Anyway, +who says the centaurs are right? It sounds like +fortune-telling to me, and Professor McGonagall says +that’s a very imprecise branch of magic.” + +The sky had turned light before they stopped talking. +They went to bed exhausted, their throats sore. But +the night’s surprises weren’t over. + +When Harry pulled back his sheets, he found his +Invisibility Cloak folded neatly underneath them. +There was a note pinned to it: + +Just in case. + + + +Page | 293 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THROUGH THE TRAPDOOR + +In years to come, Harry would never quite remember +how he had managed to get through his exams when +he half expected Voldemort to come bursting through +the door at any moment. Yet the days crept by, and +there could be no doubt that Fluffy was still alive and +well behind the locked door. + +It was sweltering hot, especially in the large +classroom where they did their written papers. They +had been given special, new quills for the exams, +which had been bewitched with an Anti-Cheating +spell. + +They had practical exams as well. Professor Flitwick +called them one by one into his class to see if they +could make a pineapple tap-dance across a desk. +Professor McGonagall watched them turn a mouse +into a snuffbox — points were given for how pretty the +snuffbox was, but taken away if it had whiskers. +Snape made them all nervous, breathing down their +necks while they tried to remember how to make a +Forgetfulness potion. + +Page | 294 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry did the best he could, trying to ignore the +stabbing pains in his forehead, which had been +bothering him ever since his trip into the forest. +Neville thought Harry had a bad case of exam nerves +because Harry couldn’t sleep, but the truth was that +Harry kept being woken by his old nightmare, except +that it was now worse than ever because there was a +hooded figure dripping blood in it. + +Maybe it was because they hadn’t seen what Harry +had seen in the forest, or because they didn’t have +scars burning on their foreheads, but Ron and +Hermione didn’t seem as worried about the Stone as +Harry. The idea of Voldemort certainly scared them, +but he didn’t keep visiting them in dreams, and they +were so busy with their studying they didn’t have +much time to fret about what Snape or anyone else +might be up to. + +Their very last exam was History of Magic. One hour +of answering questions about batty old wizards who’d +invented self-stirring cauldrons and they’d be free, +free for a whole wonderful week until their exam +results came out. When the ghost of Professor Binns +told them to put down their quills and roll up their +parchment, Harry couldn’t help cheering with the +rest. + +“That was far easier than I thought it would be,” said +Hermione as they joined the crowds flocking out onto +the sunny grounds. “I needn’t have learned about the +1637 Werewolf Code of Conduct or the uprising of +Elfric the Eager.” + +Hermione always liked to go through their exam +papers afterward, but Ron said this made him feel ill, +so they wandered down to the lake and flopped under +a tree. The Weasley twins and Lee Jordan were + + + +Page | 295 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tickling the tentacles of a giant squid, which was +basking in the warm shallows. + + + +“No more studying,” Ron sighed happily, stretching +out on the grass. “You could look more cheerful, + +Harry, we’ve got a week before we find out how badly +we’ve done, there’s no need to worry yet.” + +Harry was rubbing his forehead. + +“I wish I knew what this means\” he burst out angrily. +“My scar keeps hurting — it’s happened before, but +never as often as this.” + +“Go to Madam Pomfrey,” Hermione suggested. + +“I’m not ill,” said Harry. “I think it’s a warning ... it +means danger’s coming. ...” + +Ron couldn’t get worked up, it was too hot. + +“Harry, relax, Hermione ’s right, the Stone’s safe as +long as Dumbledore’s around. Anyway, we’ve never +had any proof Snape found out how to get past Fluffy. +He nearly had his leg ripped off once, he’s not going to +try it again in a hurry. And Neville will play Quidditch +for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.” + +Harry nodded, but he couldn’t shake off a lurking +feeling that there was something he’d forgotten to do, +something important. When he tried to explain this, +Hermione said, “That’s just the exams. I woke up last +night and was halfway through my Transfiguration +notes before I remembered we’d done that one.” + +Harry was quite sure the unsettled feeling didn’t have +anything to do with work, though. He watched an owl +flutter toward the school across the bright blue sky, a +note clamped in its mouth. Hagrid was the only one + +Page | 296 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who ever sent him letters. Hagrid would never betray +Dumbledore. Hagrid would never tell anyone how to +get past Fluffy . . . never . . . but — + +Harry suddenly jumped to his feet. + +“Where ’re you going?” said Ron sleepily. + +“I’ve just thought of something,” said Harry. He had +turned white. “We’ve got to go and see Hagrid, now.” + +“Why?” panted Hermione, hurrying to keep up. + +“Don’t you think it’s a bit odd,” said Harry, +scrambling up the grassy slope, “that what Hagrid +wants more than anything else is a dragon, and a +stranger turns up who just happens to have an egg in +his pocket? How many people wander around with +dragon eggs if it’s against wizard law? Lucky they +found Hagrid, don’t you think? Why didn’t I see it +before?” + +“What are you talking about?” said Ron, but Harry, +sprinting across the grounds toward the forest, didn’t +answer. + +Hagrid was sitting in an armchair outside his house; +his trousers and sleeves were rolled up, and he was +shelling peas into a large bowl. + +“Hullo,” he said, smiling. “Finished yer exams? Got +time fer a drink?” + +“Yes, please,” said Ron, but Harry cut him off. + +“No, we’re in a hurry. Hagrid, I’ve got to ask you +something. You know that night you won Norbert? +What did the stranger you were playing cards with +look like?” + +Page | 297 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dunno said Hagrid casually, “he wouldn’ take his +cloak off.” + + + +He saw the three of them look stunned and raised his +eyebrows. + +“It’s not that unusual, yeh get a lot o’ funny folk in +the Hog’s Head — that’s one o’ the pubs down in the +village. Mighta bin a dragon dealer, mightn’ he? I +never saw his face, he kept his hood up.” + +Harry sank down next to the bowl of peas. + +“What did you talk to him about, Hagrid? Did you +mention Hogwarts at all?” + +“Mighta come up,” said Hagrid, frowning as he tried +to remember. “Yeah ... he asked what I did, an’ I told +him I was gamekeeper here. ... He asked a bit about +the sorta creatures I look after ... so I told him ... an’ I +said what I’d always really wanted was a dragon ... +an’ then ... I can’ remember too well, ’cause he kept +buyin’ me drinks. ... Let’s see ... yeah, then he said he +had the dragon egg an’ we could play cards fer it if I +wanted . . . but he had ter be sure I could handle it, he +didn’ want it ter go ter any old home. ... So I told him, +after Fluffy, a dragon would be easy. ...” + +“And did he — did he seem interested in Fluffy?” + +Harry asked, trying to keep his voice calm. + +“Well — yeah — how many three-headed dogs d’yeh +meet, even around Hogwarts? So I told him, Fluffy’s a +piece o’ cake if yeh know how to calm him down, jus’ +play him a bit o’ music an’ he’ll go straight off ter +sleep — ” + +Hagrid suddenly looked horrified. + +Page | 298 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I shouldn’ta told yeh that!” he blurted out. “Forget I +said it! Hey — where’re yeh goin’?” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione didn’t speak to each other +at all until they came to a halt in the entrance hall, +which seemed very cold and gloomy after the +grounds. + +“We’ve got to go to Dumbledore,” said Harry. “Hagrid +told that stranger how to get past Fluffy, and it was +either Snape or Voldemort under that cloak — it +must’ve been easy, once he’d got Hagrid drunk. I just +hope Dumbledore believes us. Firenze might back us +up if Bane doesn’t stop him. Where’s Dumbledore’s +office?” + +They looked around, as if hoping to see a sign +pointing them in the right direction. They had never +been told where Dumbledore lived, nor did they know +anyone who had been sent to see him. + +“Well just have to — ” Harry began, but a voice +suddenly rang across the hall. + +“What are you three doing inside?” + +It was Professor McGonagall, carrying a large pile of +books. + +“We want to see Professor Dumbledore,” said +Hermione, rather bravely, Harry and Ron thought. + +“See Professor Dumbledore?” Professor McGonagall +repeated, as though this was a very fishy thing to +want to do. “Why?” + +Harry swallowed — now what? + + + +Page | 299 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s sort of secret,” he said, but he wished at once he +hadn’t, because Professor McGonagall’s nostrils +flared. + +“Professor Dumbledore left ten minutes ago,” she said +coldly. “He received an urgent owl from the Ministry +of Magic and flew off for London at once.” + +“He’s gone?” said Harry frantically. “Now?” + +“Professor Dumbledore is a very great wizard, Potter, +he has many demands on his time — ” + +“But this is important.” + +“Something you have to say is more important than +the Ministry of Magic, Potter?” + +“Look,” said Harry, throwing caution to the winds, +“Professor — it’s about the Sorcerer’s Stone — ” + +Whatever Professor McGonagall had expected, it +wasn’t that. The books she was carrying tumbled out +of her arms, but she didn’t pick them up. + +“How do you know — ?” she spluttered. + +“Professor, I think — I know — that Sn — that +someone’s going to try and steal the Stone. I’ve got to +talk to Professor Dumbledore.” + +She eyed him with a mixture of shock and suspicion. + +“Professor Dumbledore will be back tomorrow,” she +said finally. “I don’t know how you found out about +the Stone, but rest assured, no one can possibly steal +it, it’s too well protected.” + +“But Professor — ” + +Page | 300 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Potter, I know what I’m talking about,” she said +shortly. She bent down and gathered up the fallen +books. “I suggest you all go back outside and enjoy +the sunshine.” + +But they didn’t. + +“It’s tonight,” said Harry, once he was sure Professor +McGonagall was out of earshot. “Snape’s going +through the trapdoor tonight. He’s found out +everything he needs, and now he’s got Dumbledore +out of the way. He sent that note, I bet the Ministry of +Magic will get a real shock when Dumbledore turns +up.” + +“But what can we — ” + +Hermione gasped. Harry and Ron wheeled round. +Snape was standing there. + +“Good afternoon,” he said smoothly. + +They stared at him. + +“You shouldn’t be inside on a day like this,” he said, +with an odd, twisted smile. + +“We were — ” Harry began, without any idea what he +was going to say. + +“You want to be more careful,” said Snape. “Hanging +around like this, people will think you’re up to +something. And Gryffindor really can’t afford to lose +any more points, can it?” + +Harry flushed. They turned to go outside, but Snape +called them back. + + + +Page | 301 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Be warned, Potter — any more nighttime wanderings +and I will personally make sure you are expelled. + +Good day to you.” + +He strode off in the direction of the staffroom. + +Out on the stone steps, Harry turned to the others. + +“Right, here’s what we’ve got to do,” he whispered +urgently. “One of us has got to keep an eye on Snape +— wait outside the staffroom and follow him if he +leaves it. Hermione, you’d better do that.” + +“Why me?” + +“It’s obvious,” said Ron. “You can pretend to be +waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know.” He put on a +high voice, “ ‘Oh Professor Flitwick, I’m so worried, I +think I got question fourteen b wrong. . . . ’ ” + +“Oh, shut up,” said Hermione, but she agreed to go +and watch out for Snape. + +“And we’d better stay outside the third-floor corridor,” +Harry told Ron. “Come on.” + +But that part of the plan didn’t work. No sooner had +they reached the door separating Fluffy from the rest +of the school than Professor McGonagall turned up +again and this time, she lost her temper. + +“I suppose you think you’re harder to get past than a +pack of enchantments!” she stormed. “Enough of this +nonsense! If I hear you’ve come anywhere near here +again, I’ll take another fifty points from Gryffindor! + +Yes, Weasley, from my own House!” + +Harry and Ron went back to the common room. Harry +had just said, “At least Hermione’s on Snape’s tail,” + +Page | 302 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +when the portrait of the Fat Lady swung open and +Hermione came in. + +“I’m sorry, Harry!” she wailed. “Snape came out and +asked me what I was doing, so I said I was waiting for +Flitwick, and Snape went to get him, and I’ve only +just got away, I don’t know where Snape went.” + +“Well, that’s it then, isn’t it?” Harry said. + +The other two stared at him. He was pale and his eyes +were glittering. + +“I’m going out of here tonight and I’m going to try and +get to the Stone first.” + +“You’re mad!” said Ron. + +“You can’t!” said Hermione. “After what McGonagall +and Snape have said? You’ll be expelled!” + +“SO WHAT?” Harry shouted. “Don’t you understand? +If Snape gets hold of the Stone, Voldemort’s coming +back! Haven’t you heard what it was like when he was +trying to take over? There won’t be any Hogwarts to +get expelled from! He’ll flatten it, or turn it into a +school for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn’t matter +anymore, can’t you see? D’you think he’ll leave you +and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the House +Cup? If I get caught before I can get to the Stone, well, +I’ll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for +Voldemort to find me there, it’s only dying a bit later +than I would have, because I’m never going over to +the Dark Side! I’m going through that trapdoor +tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! +Voldemort killed my parents, remember?” + +He glared at them. + + + +Page | 303 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re right, Harry,” said Hermione in a small voice. + + + +“I’ll use the Invisibility Cloak,” said Harry. “It’s just +lucky I got it back.” + +“But will it cover all three of us?” said Ron. + +“All — all three of us?” + +“Oh, come off it, you don’t think we’d let you go +alone?” + +“Of course not,” said Hermione briskly. “How do you +think you’d get to the Stone without us? I’d better go +and look through my books, there might be +something useful. ...” + +“But if we get caught, you two will be expelled, too.” + +“Not if I can help it,” said Hermione grimly. “Flitwick +told me in secret that I got a hundred and twelve +percent on his exam. They’re not throwing me out +after that.” + +After dinner the three of them sat nervously apart in +the common room. Nobody bothered them; none of +the Gryffindors had anything to say to Harry any +more, after all. This was the first night he hadn’t been +upset by it. Hermione was skimming through all her +notes, hoping to come across one of the +enchantments they were about to try to break. Harry +and Ron didn’t talk much. Both of them were +thinking about what they were about to do. + +Slowly, the room emptied as people drifted off to bed. + +“Better get the cloak,” Ron muttered, as Lee Jordan +finally left, stretching and yawning. Harry ran +upstairs to their dark dormitory. He pulled out the + +Page | 304 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cloak and then his eyes fell on the flute Hagrid had +given him for Christmas. He pocketed it to use on +Fluffy — he didn’t feel much like singing. + +He ran back down to the common room. + +“We’d better put the cloak on here, and make sure it +covers all three of us — if Filch spots one of our feet +wandering along on its own — ” + +“What are you doing?” said a voice from the corner of +the room. Neville appeared from behind an armchair, +clutching Trevor the toad, who looked as though he’d +been making another bid for freedom. + +“Nothing, Neville, nothing,” said Harry, hurriedly +putting the cloak behind his back. + +Neville stared at their guilty faces. + +“You’re going out again,” he said. + +“No, no, no,” said Hermione. “No, we’re not. Why don’t +you go to bed, Neville?” + +Harry looked at the grandfather clock by the door. +They couldn’t afford to waste any more time, Snape +might even now be playing Fluffy to sleep. + +“You can’t go out,” said Neville, “you’ll be caught +again. Gryffindor will be in even more trouble.” + +“You don’t understand,” said Harry, “this is +important.” + +But Neville was clearly steeling himself to do +something desperate. + + + +Page | 305 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I won’t let you do it,” he said, hurrying to stand in +front of the portrait hole. “I’ll — I’ll fight you!” + +“Neville,” Ron exploded, “get away from that hole and +don’t be an idiot — ” + +“Don’t you call me an idiot!” said Neville. “I don’t +think you should be breaking any more rules! And +you were the one who told me to stand up to people!” + +“Yes, but not to us,” said Ron in exasperation. + +“Neville, you don’t know what you’re doing.” + +He took a step forward and Neville dropped Trevor the +toad, who leapt out of sight. + +“Go on then, try and hit me!” said Neville, raising his +fists. “I’m ready!” + +Harry turned to Hermione. + +“Do something,” he said desperately. + +Hermione stepped forward. + +“Neville,” she said, “I’m really, really sorry about this.” +She raised her wand. + +“Petrificus Totalusl” she cried, pointing it at Neville. + +Neville’s arms snapped to his sides. His legs sprang +together. His whole body rigid, he swayed where he +stood and then fell flat on his face, stiff as a board. + +Hermione ran to turn him over. Neville’s jaws were +jammed together so he couldn’t speak. Only his eyes +were moving, looking at them in horror. + + + +Page | 306 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’ve you done to him?” Harry whispered. + + + +“It’s the full Body-Bind,” said Hermione miserably. +“Oh, Neville, I’m so sorry.” + +“We had to, Neville, no time to explain,” said Harry. + +“You’ll understand later, Neville,” said Ron as they +stepped over him and pulled on the Invisibility Cloak. + +But leaving Neville lying motionless on the floor didn’t +feel like a very good omen. In their nervous state, +every statue’s shadow looked like Filch, every distant +breath of wind sounded like Peeves swooping down on +them. + +At the foot of the first set of stairs, they spotted Mrs. +Norris skulking near the top. + +“Oh, let’s kick her, just this once,” Ron whispered in +Harry’s ear, but Harry shook his head. As they +climbed carefully around her, Mrs. Norris turned her +lamplike eyes on them, but didn’t do anything. + +They didn’t meet anyone else until they reached the +staircase up to the third floor. Peeves was bobbing +halfway up, loosening the carpet so that people would +trip. + +“Who’s there?” he said suddenly as they climbed +toward him. He narrowed his wicked black eyes. +“Know you’re there, even if I can’t see you. Are you +ghoulie or ghostie or wee student beastie?” + +He rose up in the air and floated there, squinting at +them. + +“Should call Filch, I should, if something’s a-creeping +around unseen.” + +Page | 307 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had a sudden idea. + + + +“Peeves,” he said, in a hoarse whisper, “the Bloody +Baron has his own reasons for being invisible.” + +Peeves almost fell out of the air in shock. He caught +himself in time and hovered about a foot off the +stairs. + +“So sorry, your bloodiness, Mr. Baron, sir,” he said +greasily. “My mistake, my mistake — I didn’t see you +— of course I didn’t, you’re invisible — forgive old +Peevsie his little joke, sir.” + +“I have business here, Peeves,” croaked Harry. “Stay +away from this place tonight.” + +“I will, sir, I most certainly will,” said Peeves, rising up +in the air again. “Hope your business goes well, + +Baron, I’ll not bother you.” + +And he scooted off. + +“Brilliant, Harry!” whispered Ron. + +A few seconds later, they were there, outside the +third-floor corridor — and the door was already ajar. + +“Well, there you are,” Harry said quietly, “Snape’s +already got past Fluffy.” + +Seeing the open door somehow seemed to impress +upon all three of them what was facing them. +Underneath the cloak, Harry turned to the other two. + +“If you want to go back, I won’t blame you,” he said. +“You can take the cloak, I won’t need it now.” + +“Don’t be stupid,” said Ron. + +Page | 308 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’re coming,” said Hermione. + +Harry pushed the door open. + +As the door creaked, low, rumbling growls met their +ears. All three of the dog’s noses sniffed madly in their +direction, even though it couldn’t see them. + +“What’s that at its feet?” Hermione whispered. + +“Looks like a harp,” said Ron. “Snape must have left it +there.” + +“It must wake up the moment you stop playing,” said +Harry. “Well, here goes ...” + +He put Hagrid’s flute to his lips and blew. It wasn’t +really a tune, but from the first note the beast’s eyes +began to droop. Harry hardly drew breath. Slowly, the +dog’s growls ceased — it tottered on its paws and fell +to its knees, then it slumped to the ground, fast +asleep. + +“Keep playing,” Ron warned Harry as they slipped out +of the cloak and crept toward the trapdoor. They +could feel the dog’s hot, smelly breath as they +approached the giant heads. + +“I think we’ll be able to pull the door open,” said Ron, +peering over the dog’s back. “Want to go first, +Hermione?” + +“No, I don’t!” + +“All right.” Ron gritted his teeth and stepped carefully +over the dog’s legs. He bent and pulled the ring of the +trapdoor, which swung up and open. + +“What can you see?” Hermione said anxiously. + +Page | 309 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nothing — just black — there’s no way of climbing +down, we’ll just have to drop.” + +Harry, who was still playing the flute, waved at Ron to +get his attention and pointed at himself. + +“You want to go first? Are you sure?” said Ron. “I +don’t know how deep this thing goes. Give the flute to +Hermione so she can keep him asleep.” + +Harry handed the flute over. In the few seconds’ +silence, the dog growled and twitched, but the +moment Hermione began to play, it fell back into its +deep sleep. + +Harry climbed over it and looked down through the +trapdoor. There was no sign of the bottom. + +He lowered himself through the hole until he was +hanging on by his fingertips. Then he looked up at +Ron and said, “If anything happens to me, don’t +follow. Go straight to the owlery and send Hedwig to +Dumbledore, right?” + +“Right,” said Ron. + +“See you in a minute, I hope. ...” + +And Harry let go. Cold, damp air rushed past him as +he fell down, down, down and — + +FLUMP. With a funny, muffled sort of thump he +landed on something soft. He sat up and felt around, +his eyes not used to the gloom. It felt as though he +was sitting on some sort of plant. + +“It’s okay!” he called up to the light the size of a +postage stamp, which was the open trapdoor, “it’s a +soft landing, you can jump!” + +Page | 310 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron followed right away. He landed, sprawled next to +Harry. + +“What’s this stuff?” were his first words. + +“Dunno, some sort of plant thing. I suppose it’s here +to break the fall. Come on, Hermione!” + +The distant music stopped. There was a loud bark +from the dog, but Hermione had already jumped. She +landed on Harry’s other side. + +“We must be miles under the school,” she said. + +“Lucky this plant thing’s here, really,” said Ron. + +“Lucky\” shrieked Hermione. “Look at you both!” + +She leapt up and struggled toward a damp wall. She +had to struggle because the moment she had landed, +the plant had started to twist snakelike tendrils +around her ankles. As for Harry and Ron, their legs +had already been bound tightly in long creepers +without their noticing. + +Hermione had managed to free herself before the +plant got a firm grip on her. Now she watched in +horror as the two boys fought to pull the plant off +them, but the more they strained against it, the +tighter and faster the plant wound around them. + +“Stop moving!” Hermione ordered them. “I know what +this is — it’s Devil’s Snare!” + +“Oh, I’m so glad we know what it’s called, that’s a +great help,” snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop +the plant from curling around his neck. + + + +Page | 311 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Shut up, I’m trying to remember how to kill it!” said +Hermione. + +“Well, hurry up, I can’t breathe!” Harry gasped, +wrestling with it as it curled around his chest. + +“Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare ... what did Professor +Sprout say? — it likes the dark and the damp — ” + +“So light a fire!” Harry choked. + +“Yes — of course — but there’s no wood!” Hermione +cried, wringing her hands. + +“HAVE YOU GONE MAD?” Ron bellowed. “ARE YOU A +WITCH OR NOT?” + +“Oh, right!” said Hermione, and she whipped out her +wand, waved it, muttered something, and sent a jet of +the same bluebell flames she had used on Snape at +the plant. In a matter of seconds, the two boys felt it +loosening its grip as it cringed away from the light +and warmth. Wriggling and flailing, it unraveled itself +from their bodies, and they were able to pull free. + +“Lucky you pay attention in Herbology, Hermione,” +said Harry as he joined her by the wall, wiping sweat +off his face. + +“Yeah,” said Ron, “and lucky Harry doesn’t lose his +head in a crisis — ‘there’s no wood,’ honestly.” + +“This way,” said Harry, pointing down a stone +passageway, which was the only way forward. + +All they could hear apart from their footsteps was the +gentle drip of water trickling down the walls. The +passageway sloped downward, and Harry was +reminded of Gringotts. With an unpleasant jolt of the + +Page | 312 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +heart, he remembered the dragons said to be +guarding vaults in the wizards’ bank. If they met a +dragon, a fully-grown dragon — Norbert had been bad +enough ... + +“Can you hear something?” Ron whispered. + +Harry listened. A soft rustling and clinking seemed to +be coming from up ahead. + +“Do you think it’s a ghost?” + +“I don’t know ... sounds like wings to me.” + +“There’s light ahead — I can see something moving.” + +They reached the end of the passageway and saw +before them a brilliantly lit chamber, its ceiling +arching high above them. It was full of small, jewel- +bright birds, fluttering and tumbling all around the +room. On the opposite side of the chamber was a +heavy wooden door. + +“Do you think they’ll attack us if we cross the room?” +said Ron. + +“Probably,” said Harry. “They don’t look very vicious, +but I suppose if they all swooped down at once . . . +well, there’s no other choice ... I’ll run.” + +He took a deep breath, covered his face with his arms, +and sprinted across the room. He expected to feel +sharp beaks and claws tearing at him any second, +but nothing happened. He reached the door +untouched. He pulled the handle, but it was locked. + +The other two followed him. They tugged and heaved +at the door, but it wouldn’t budge, not even when +Hermione tried her Alohomora Charm. + +Page | 313 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now what?” said Ron. + + + +“These birds ... they can’t be here just for decoration,” +said Hermione. + +They watched the birds soaring overhead, glittering — +glittering? + +“They’re not birds!” Harry said suddenly. “They’re +keys\ Winged keys — look carefully. So that must +mean ...” he looked around the chamber while the +other two squinted up at the flock of keys. "... yes — +look! Broomsticks! We’ve got to catch the key to the +door!” + +“But there are hundreds of them!” + +Ron examined the lock on the door. + +“We’re looking for a big, old-fashioned one — probably +silver, like the handle.” + +They each seized a broomstick and kicked off into the +air, soaring into the midst of the cloud of keys. They +grabbed and snatched, but the bewitched keys darted +and dived so quickly it was almost impossible to +catch one. + +Not for nothing, though, was Harry the youngest +Seeker in a century. He had a knack for spotting +things other people didn’t. After a minute’s weaving +about through the whirl of rainbow feathers, he +noticed a large silver key that had a bent wing, as if it +had already been caught and stuffed roughly into the +keyhole. + +“That one!” he called to the others. “That big one — +there — no, there — with bright blue wings — the +feathers are all crumpled on one side.” + +Page | 314 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron went speeding in the direction that Harry was +pointing, crashed into the ceiling, and nearly fell off +his broom. + +“We’ve got to close in on it!” Harry called, not taking +his eyes off the key with the damaged wing. “Ron, you +come at it from above — Hermione, stay below and +stop it from going down — and I’ll try and catch it. +Right, NOW!” + +Ron dived, Hermione rocketed upward, the key +dodged them both, and Harry streaked after it; it sped +toward the wall, Harry leaned forward and with a +nasty, crunching noise, pinned it against the stone +with one hand. Ron and Hermione ’s cheers echoed +around the high chamber. + +They landed quickly, and Harry ran to the door, the +key struggling in his hand. He rammed it into the lock +and turned — it worked. The moment the lock had +clicked open, the key took flight again, looking very +battered now that it had been caught twice. + +“Ready?” Harry asked the other two, his hand on the +door handle. They nodded. He pulled the door open. + +The next chamber was so dark they couldn’t see +anything at all. But as they stepped into it, light +suddenly flooded the room to reveal an astonishing +sight. + +They were standing on the edge of a huge chessboard, +behind the black chessmen, which were all taller than +they were and carved from what looked like black +stone. Facing them, way across the chamber, were +the white pieces. Harry, Ron and Hermione shivered +slightly — the towering white chessmen had no faces. + +“Now what do we do?” Harry whispered. + +Page | 315 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s obvious, isn’t it?” said Ron. “We’ve got to play our +way across the room.” + + + +Behind the white pieces they could see another door. + +“How?” said Hermione nervously. + +“I think,” said Ron, “we’re going to have to be +chessmen.” + +He walked up to a black knight and put his hand out +to touch the knights horse. At once, the stone sprang +to life. The horse pawed the ground and the knight +turned his helmeted head to look down at Ron. + +“Do we — er — have to join you to get across?” + +The black knight nodded. Ron turned to the other +two. + +“This needs thinking about. ...” he said. “I suppose +we’ve got to take the place of three of the black pieces. + + + +Harry and Hermione stayed quiet, watching Ron +think. Finally he said, “Now, don’t be offended or +anything, but neither of you are that good at chess — + + + +“We’re not offended,” said Harry quickly. “Just tell us +what to do.” + +“Well, Harry, you take the place of that bishop, and +Hermione, you go there instead of that castle.” + +“What about you?” + +“I’m going to be a knight,” said Ron. + +Page | 316 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The chessmen seemed to have been listening, because +at these words a knight, a bishop, and a castle turned +their backs on the white pieces and walked off the +board, leaving three empty squares that Harry, Ron, +and Hermione took. + +“White always plays first in chess,” said Ron, peering +across the board. “Yes ... look ...” + +A white pawn had moved forward two squares. + +Ron started to direct the black pieces. They moved +silently wherever he sent them. Harry’s knees were +trembling. What if they lost? + +“Harry — move diagonally four squares to the right.” + +Their first real shock came when their other knight +was taken. The white queen smashed him to the floor +and dragged him off the board, where he lay quite +still, facedown. + +“Had to let that happen,” said Ron, looking shaken. +“Leaves you free to take that bishop, Hermione, go +on.” + +Every time one of their men was lost, the white pieces +showed no mercy. Soon there was a huddle of limp +black players slumped along the wall. Twice, Ron only +just noticed in time that Harry and Hermione were in +danger. He himself darted around the board, taking +almost as many white pieces as they had lost black +ones. + +“We’re nearly there,” he muttered suddenly. “Let me +think — let me think ...” + +The white queen turned her blank face toward him. + + + +Page | 317 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes ...” said Ron softly, “it’s the only way ... I’ve got +to be taken.” + + + +“NO!” Harry and Hermione shouted. + +“That’s chess!” snapped Ron. “You’ve got to make +some sacrifices! I make my move and she’ll take me — +that leaves you free to checkmate the king, Harry!” + +“But — ” + +“Do you want to stop Snape or not?” + +“Ron — ” + +“Look, if you don’t hurry up, hell already have the +Stone!” + +There was no alternative. + +“Ready?” Ron called, his face pale but determined. +“Here I go — now, don’t hang around once you’ve +won.” + +He stepped forward, and the white queen pounced. +She struck Ron hard across the head with her stone +arm, and he crashed to the floor — Hermione +screamed but stayed on her square — the white +queen dragged Ron to one side. He looked as if he’d +been knocked out. + +Shaking, Harry moved three spaces to the left. + +The white king took off his crown and threw it at +Harry’s feet. They had won. The chessmen parted and +bowed, leaving the door ahead clear. With one last +desperate look back at Ron, Harry and Hermione +charged through the door and up the next +passageway. + +Page | 318 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What if he’s — ?” + + + +“He’ll be all right,” said Harry, trying to convince +himself. “What do you reckon’s next?” + +“We’ve had Sprout’s, that was the Devil’s Snare; +Flitwick must’ve put charms on the keys; McGonagall +transfigured the chessmen to make them alive; that +leaves Quirrell’s spell, and Snape’s ...” + +They had reached another door. + +“All right?” Harry whispered. + +“Go on.” + +Harry pushed it open. + +A disgusting smell filled their nostrils, making both of +them pull their robes up over their noses. Eyes +watering, they saw, flat on the floor in front of them, a +troll even larger than the one they had tackled, out +cold with a bloody lump on its head. + +“I’m glad we didn’t have to fight that one,” Harry +whispered as they stepped carefully over one of its +massive legs. “Come on, I can’t breathe.” + +He pulled open the next door, both of them hardly +daring to look at what came next — but there was +nothing very frightening in here, just a table with +seven differently shaped bottles standing on it in a +line. + +“Snape’s,” said Harry. “What do we have to do?” + +They stepped over the threshold, and immediately a +fire sprang up behind them in the doorway. It wasn’t +ordinary fire either; it was purple. At the same + +Page | 319 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +instant, black flames shot up in the doorway leading +onward. They were trapped. + +“Look!” Hermione seized a roll of paper lying next to +the bottles. Harry looked over her shoulder to read it: + +Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind, + +Two of us will help you, whichever you would find, + +One among us seven will let you move ahead, + +Another will transport the drinker back instead, + +Two among our number hold only nettle wine, + +Three of us are killers, waiting hidden in line. + +Choose, unless you wish to stay here forevermore, + +To help you in your choice, we give you these clues +four: + +First, however slyly the poison tries to hide + +You will always find some on nettle wine’s left side; + +Second, different are those who stand at either end, + +But if you would move onward, neither is your friend; + +Third, as you see clearly, all are different size, + +Neither dwarf nor giant holds death in their insides; + +Fourth, the second left and the second on the right + +Are twins once you taste them, though different at first +sight + +Page | 320 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione let out a great sigh and Harry, amazed, saw +that she was smiling, the very last thing he felt like +doing. + +“Brilliant,” said Hermione. “This isn’t magic — it’s +logic — a puzzle. A lot of the greatest wizards haven’t +got an ounce of logic, they’d be stuck in here forever.” + +“But so will we, won’t we?” + +“Of course not,” said Hermione. “Everything we need +is here on this paper. Seven bottles: three are poison; +two are wine; one will get us safely through the black +fire, and one will get us back through the purple.” + +“But how do we know which to drink?” + +“Give me a minute.” + +Hermione read the paper several times. Then she +walked up and down the line of bottles, muttering to +herself and pointing at them. At last, she clapped her +hands. + +“Got it,” she said. “The smallest bottle will get us +through the black fire — toward the Stone.” + +Harry looked at the tiny bottle. + +“There’s only enough there for one of us,” he said. +“That’s hardly one swallow.” + +They looked at each other. + +“Which one will get you back through the purple +flames?” + +Hermione pointed at a rounded bottle at the right end +of the line. + +Page | 321 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You drink that,” said Harry. “No, listen, get back and +get Ron. Grab brooms from the flying-key room, +they’ll get you out of the trapdoor and past Fluffy — +go straight to the owlery and send Hedwig to +Dumbledore, we need him. I might be able to hold +Snape off for a while, but I’m no match for him, +really.” + +“But Harry — what if You-Know- Who’s with him?” + +“Well — I was lucky once, wasn’t I?” said Harry, +pointing at his scar. “I might get lucky again.” + +Hermione’s lip trembled, and she suddenly dashed at +Harry and threw her arms around him. + +“Hermionel” + +“Harry — you’re a great wizard, you know.” + +“I’m not as good as you,” said Harry, very +embarrassed, as she let go of him. + +“Me!” said Hermione. “Books! And cleverness! There +are more important things — friendship and bravery +and — oh Harry — be carefull” + +“You drink first,” said Harry. “You are sure which is +which, aren’t you?” + +“Positive,” said Hermione. She took a long drink from +the round bottle at the end, and shuddered. + +“It’s not poison?” said Harry anxiously. + +“No — but it’s like ice.” + +“Quick, go, before it wears off.” + + + +Page | 322 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good luck — take care — ” + + + +“GO!” + +Hermione turned and walked straight through the +purple fire. + +Harry took a deep breath and picked up the smallest +bottle. He turned to face the black flames. + +“Here I come,” he said, and he drained the little bottle +in one gulp. + +It was indeed as though ice was flooding his body. He +put the bottle down and walked forward; he braced +himself, saw the black flames licking his body, but +couldn’t feel them — for a moment he could see +nothing but dark fire — then he was on the other +side, in the last chamber. + +There was already someone there — but it wasn’t +Snape. It wasn’t even Voldemort. + + + +Page | 323 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE MAN WITH TWO FACES + +It was Quirrell. + +“You\” gasped Harry. + +Quirrell smiled. His face wasn’t twitching at all. + +“Me,” he said calmly. “I wondered whether I’d be +meeting you here, Potter.” + +“But I thought — Snape — ” + +“Severus?” Quirrell laughed, and it wasn’t his usual +quivering treble, either, but cold and sharp. “Yes, +Severus does seem the type, doesn’t he? So useful to +have him swooping around like an overgrown bat. + +Next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st- +stuttering P-Professor Quirrell?” + +Harry couldn’t take it in. This couldn’t be true, it +couldn’t. + +“But Snape tried to kill me!” + +Page | 324 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + +“No, no, no. / tried to kill you. Your friend Miss +Granger accidentally knocked me over as she rushed +to set fire to Snape at that Quidditch match. She +broke my eye contact with you. Another few seconds +and I’d have got you off that broom. I’d have managed +it before then if Snape hadn’t been muttering a +countercurse, trying to save you.” + +“Snape was trying to save me?” + +“Of course,” said Quirrell coolly. “Why do you think +he wanted to referee your next match? He was trying +to make sure I didn’t do it again. Funny, really ... he +needn’t have bothered. I couldn’t do anything with +Dumbledore watching. All the other teachers thought +Snape was trying to stop Gryffindor from winning, he +did make himself unpopular . . . and what a waste of +time, when after all that, I’m going to kill you tonight.” + +Quirrell snapped his fingers. Ropes sprang out of thin +air and wrapped themselves tightly around Harry. + +“You’re too nosy to live, Potter. Scurrying around the +school on Halloween like that, for all I knew you’d +seen me coming to look at what was guarding the +Stone.” + +“ You let the troll in?” + +“Certainly. I have a special gift with trolls — you must +have seen what I did to the one in the chamber back +there? Unfortunately, while everyone else was +running around looking for it, Snape, who already +suspected me, went straight to the third floor to head +me off — and not only did my troll fail to beat you to +death, that three-headed dog didn’t even manage to +bite Snape ’s leg off properly. + + + +Page | 325 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, wait quietly, Potter. I need to examine this +interesting mirror.” + +It was only then that Harry realized what was +standing behind Quirrell. It was the Mirror of Erised. + +“This mirror is the key to finding the Stone,” Quirrell +murmured, tapping his way around the frame. “Trust +Dumbledore to come up with something like this . . . +but he’s in London ... I’ll be far away by the time he +gets back. ...” + +All Harry could think of doing was to keep Quirrell +talking and stop him from concentrating on the +mirror. + +“I saw you and Snape in the forest — ” he blurted out. + +“Yes,” said Quirrell idly, walking around the mirror to +look at the back. “He was on to me by that time, +trying to find out how far I’d got. He suspected me all +along. Tried to frighten me — as though he could, +when I had Lord Voldemort on my side. ...” + +Quirrell came back out from behind the mirror and +stared hungrily into it. + +“I see the Stone ... I’m presenting it to my master ... +but where is it?” + +Harry struggled against the ropes binding him, but +they didn’t give. He had to keep Quirrell from giving +his whole attention to the mirror. + +“But Snape always seemed to hate me so much.” + +“Oh, he does,” said Quirrell casually, “heavens, yes. +He was at Hogwarts with your father, didn’t you + + + +Page | 326 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +know? They loathed each other. But he never wanted +you dead.” + +“But I heard you a few days ago, sobbing — I thought +Snape was threatening you. + +For the first time, a spasm of fear flitted across +Quirrell’s face. + +“Sometimes,” he said, “I find it hard to follow my +master’s instructions — he is a great wizard and I am +weak — ” + +“You mean he was there in the classroom with you?” +Harry gasped. + +“He is with me wherever I go,” said Quirrell quietly. “I +met him when I traveled around the world. A foolish +young man I was then, full of ridiculous ideas about +good and evil. Lord Voldemort showed me how wrong +I was. There is no good and evil, there is only power, +and those too weak to seek it. ... Since then, I have +served him faithfully, although I have let him down +many times. He has had to be very hard on me.” +Quirrell shivered suddenly. “He does not forgive +mistakes easily. When I failed to steal the Stone from +Gringotts, he was most displeased. He punished me +. . . decided he would have to keep a closer watch on +me. ...” + +Quirrell’s voice trailed away. Harry was remembering +his trip to Diagon Alley — how could he have been so +stupid? He’d seen Quirrell there that very day, shaken +hands with him in the Leaky Cauldron. + +Quirrell cursed under his breath. + +“I don’t understand ... is the Stone inside the mirror? +Should I break it?” + +Page | 327 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s mind was racing. + + + +What I want more than anything else in the world at +the moment, he thought, is to find the Stone before +Quirrell does. So if I look in the mirror, I should see +my self finding it — which means I’ll see where it’s +hidden! But how can I look without Quirrell realizing +what I’m up to? + +He tried to edge to the left, to get in front of the glass +without Quirrell noticing, but the ropes around his +ankles were too tight: he tripped and fell over. Quirrell +ignored him. He was still talking to himself. + +“What does this mirror do? How does it work? Help +me, Master!” + +And to Harry’s horror, a voice answered, and the voice +seemed to come from Quirrell himself. + +“Use the boy ... Use the boy ...” + +Quirrell rounded on Harry. + +“Yes — Potter — come here.” + +He clapped his hands once, and the ropes binding +Harry fell off. Harry got slowly to his feet. + +“Come here,” Quirrell repeated. “Look in the mirror +and tell me what you see.” + +Harry walked toward him. + +I must lie, he thought desperately. I must look and lie +about what I see, that’s all. + +Quirrell moved close behind him. Harry breathed in +the funny smell that seemed to come from Quirrell’s + +Page | 328 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +turban. He closed his eyes, stepped in front of the +mirror, and opened them again. + +He saw his reflection, pale and scared-looking at first. +But a moment later, the reflection smiled at him. It +put its hand into its pocket and pulled out a blood- +red stone. It winked and put the Stone back in its +pocket — and as it did so, Harry felt something heavy +drop into his real pocket. Somehow — incredibly — +he’d gotten the Stone. + +“Well?” said Quirrell impatiently. “What do you see?” +Harry screwed up his courage. + +“I see myself shaking hands with Dumbledore,” he +invented. “I — I’ve won the House Cup for Gryffindor.” + +Quirrell cursed again. + +“Get out of the way,” he said. As Harry moved aside, +he felt the Sorcerer’s Stone against his leg. Dare he +make a break for it? + +But he hadn’t walked five paces before a high voice +spoke, though Quirrell wasn’t moving his lips. + +“He lies ... He lies ...” + +“Potter, come back here!” Quirrell shouted. “Tell me +the truth! What did you just see?” + +The high voice spoke again. + +“Let me speak to him ... face-to-face. ...” + +“Master, you are not strong enough!” + +“I have strength enough ... for this. ...” + +Page | 329 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry felt as if Devil’s Snare was rooting him to the +spot. He couldn’t move a muscle. Petrified, he +watched as Quirrell reached up and began to unwrap +his turban. What was going on? The turban fell away. +Quirrell’s head looked strangely small without it. + +Then he turned slowly on the spot. + +Harry would have screamed, but he couldn’t make a +sound. Where there should have been a back to +Quirrell’s head, there was a face, the most terrible +face Harry had ever seen. It was chalk white with +glaring red eyes and slits for nostrils, like a snake. + +“Harry Potter ...” it whispered. + +Harry tried to take a step backward but his legs +wouldn’t move. + +“See what I have become?” the face said. “Mere +shadow and vapor ... I have form only when I can +share another’s body . . . but there have always been +those willing to let me into their hearts and minds. ... +Unicorn blood has strengthened me, these past weeks +. . . you saw faithful Quirrell drinking it for me in the +forest ... and once I have the Elixir of Life, I will be +able to create a body of my own. ... Now ... why don’t +you give me that Stone in your pocket?” + +So he knew. The feeling suddenly surged back into +Harry’s legs. He stumbled backward. + +“Don’t be a fool,” snarled the face. “Better save your +own life and join me ... or you’ll meet the same end as +your parents. ... They died begging me for mercy. ...” + +“LIAR!” Harry shouted suddenly. + + + +Page | 330 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Quirrell was walking backward at him, so that +Voldemort could still see him. The evil face was now +smiling. + +“How touching ...” it hissed. “I always value bravery. + +... Yes, boy, your parents were brave. ... I killed your +father first, and he put up a courageous fight . . . but +your mother needn’t have died ... she was trying to +protect you. ... Now give me the Stone, unless you +want her to have died in vain.” + +“NEVER!” + +Harry sprang toward the flame door, but Voldemort +screamed “SEIZE HIM!” and the next second, Harry +felt Quirrell’s hand close on his wrist. At once, a +needle-sharp pain seared across Harry’s scar; his +head felt as though it was about to split in two; he +yelled, struggling with all his might, and to his +surprise, Quirrell let go of him. The pain in his head +lessened — he looked around wildly to see where +Quirrell had gone, and saw him hunched in pain, +looking at his fingers — they were blistering before his +eyes. + +“Seize him! SEIZE HIM!” shrieked Voldemort again, +and Quirrell lunged, knocking Harry clean off his feet, +landing on top of him, both hands around Harry’s +neck — Harry’s scar was almost blinding him with +pain, yet he could see Quirrell howling in agony. + +“Master, I cannot hold him — my hands — my +hands!” + +And Quirrell, though pinning Harry to the ground +with his knees, let go of his neck and stared, +bewildered, at his own palms — Harry could see they +looked burned, raw, red, and shiny. + + + +Page | 331 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Then kill him, fool, and be done!” screeched +Voldemort. + +Quirrell raised his hand to perform a deadly curse, +but Harry, by instinct, reached up and grabbed +Quirrell’s face — + +“AAAARGH!” + +Quirrell rolled off him, his face blistering, too, and +then Harry knew: Quirrell couldn’t touch his bare +skin, not without suffering terrible pain — his only +chance was to keep hold of Quirrell, keep him in +enough pain to stop him from doing a curse. + +Harry jumped to his feet, caught Quirrell by the arm, +and hung on as tight as he could. Quirrell screamed +and tried to throw Harry off — the pain in Harry’s +head was building — he couldn’t see — he could only +hear Quirrell’s terrible shrieks and Voldemort’s yells +of, “KILL HIM! KILL HIM!” and other voices, maybe in +Harry’s own head, crying, “Harry! Harry!” + +He felt Quirrell’s arm wrenched from his grasp, knew +all was lost, and fell into blackness, down ... down ... +down ... + +Something gold was glinting just above him. The +Snitch! He tried to catch it, but his arms were too +heavy. + +He blinked. It wasn’t the Snitch at all. It was a pair of +glasses. How strange. + +He blinked again. The smiling face of Albus +Dumbledore swam into view above him. + +“Good afternoon, Harry,” said Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 332 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared at him. Then he remembered: “Sir! The +Stone! It was Quirrell! He’s got the Stone! Sir, quick — + + + +“Calm yourself, dear boy, you are a little behind the +times,” said Dumbledore. “Quirrell does not have the +Stone.” + +“Then who does? Sir, I — ” + +“Harry, please relax, or Madam Pomfrey will have me +thrown out.” + +Harry swallowed and looked around him. He realized +he must be in the hospital wing. He was lying in a bed +with white linen sheets, and next to him was a table +piled high with what looked like half the candy shop. + +“Tokens from your friends and admirers,” said +Dumbledore, beaming. “What happened down in the +dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a +complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school +knows. I believe your friends Misters Fred and George +Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a +toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse +you. Madam Pomfrey, however, felt it might not be +very hygienic, and confiscated it.” + +“How long have I been in here?” + +“Three days. Mr. Ronald Weasley and Miss Granger +will be most relieved you have come round, they have +been extremely worried.” + +“But sir, the Stone — ” + +“I see you are not to be distracted. Very well, the +Stone. Professor Quirrell did not manage to take it + + + +Page | 333 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +from you. I arrived in time to prevent that, although +you were doing very well on your own, I must say.” + +“You got there? You got Hermione’s owl?” + +“We must have crossed in midair. No sooner had I +reached London than it became clear to me that the +place I should be was the one I had just left. I arrived +just in time to pull Quirrell off you — ” + +“It was you.” + +“I feared I might be too late.” + +“You nearly were, I couldn’t have kept him off the +Stone much longer — ” + +“Not the Stone, boy, you — the effort involved nearly +killed you. For one terrible moment there, I was afraid +it had. As for the Stone, it has been destroyed.” + +“Destroyed?” said Harry blankly. “But your friend — +Nicolas Flamel — ” + +“Oh, you know about Nicolas?” said Dumbledore, +sounding quite delighted. “You did do the thing +properly, didn’t you? Well, Nicolas and I have had a +little chat, and agreed it’s all for the best.” + +“But that means he and his wife will die, won’t they?” + +“They have enough Elixir stored to set their affairs in +order and then, yes, they will die.” + +Dumbledore smiled at the look of amazement on +Harry’s face. + +“To one as young as you, I’m sure it seems incredible, +but to Nicolas and Perenelle, it really is like going to + +Page | 334 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bed after a very, very long day. After all, to the well- +organized mind, death is but the next great +adventure. You know, the Stone was really not such a +wonderful thing. As much money and life as you +could want! The two things most human beings would +choose above all — the trouble is, humans do have a +knack of choosing precisely those things that are +worst for them.” + +Harry lay there, lost for words. Dumbledore hummed +a little and smiled at the ceiling. + +“Sir?” said Harry. “I’ve been thinking ... Sir — even if +the Stone’s gone, Vol-, I mean, You-Know-Who — ” + +“Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper +name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the +thing itself.” + +“Yes, sir. Well, Voldemort’s going to try other ways of +coming back, isn’t he? I mean, he hasn’t gone, has +he?” + +“No, Harry, he has not. He is still out there +somewhere, perhaps looking for another body to +share ... not being truly alive, he cannot be killed. He +left Quirrell to die; he shows just as little mercy to his +followers as his enemies. Nevertheless, Harry, while +you may only have delayed his return to power, it will +merely take someone else who is prepared to fight +what seems a losing battle next time — and if he is +delayed again, and again, why, he may never return +to power.” + +Harry nodded, but stopped quickly, because it made +his head hurt. Then he said, “Sir, there are some +other things I’d like to know, if you can tell me ... +things I want to know the truth about. ...” + + + +Page | 335 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The truth.” Dumbledore sighed. “It is a beautiful and +terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with +great caution. However, I shall answer your questions +unless I have a very good reason not to, in which case +I beg you 11 forgive me. I shall not, of course, lie.” + +“Well ... Voldemort said that he only killed my mother +because she tried to stop him from killing me. But +why would he want to kill me in the first place?” + +Dumbledore sighed very deeply this time. + +“Alas, the first thing you ask me, I cannot tell you. + +Not today. Not now. You will know, one day ... put it +from your mind for now, Harry. When you are older . . . +I know you hate to hear this . . . when you are ready, +you will know.” + +And Harry knew it would be no good to argue. + +“But why couldn’t Quirrell touch me?” + +“Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing +Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn’t +realize that love as powerful as your mother’s for you +leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign ... to +have been loved so deeply, even though the person +who loved us is gone, will give us some protection +forever. It is in your very skin. Quirrell, full of hatred, +greed, and ambition, sharing his soul with Voldemort, +could not touch you for this reason. It was agony to +touch a person marked by something so good.” + +Dumbledore now became very interested in a bird out +on the windowsill, which gave Harry time to dry his +eyes on the sheet. When he had found his voice again, +Harry said, “And the Invisibility Cloak — do you know +who sent it to me?” + + + +Page | 336 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah — your father happened to leave it in my +possession, and I thought you might like it.” +Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled. “Useful things ... your +father used it mainly for sneaking off to the kitchens +to steal food when he was here.” + +“And there’s something else ...” + +“Fire away.” + +“Quirrell said Snape — ” + +“Professor Snape, Harry.” + +“Yes, him — Quirrell said he hates me because he +hated my father. Is that true?” + +“Well, they did rather detest each other. Not unlike +yourself and Mr. Malfoy. And then, your father did +something Snape could never forgive.” + +“What?” + +“He saved his life.” + +“What?” + +“Yes ...” said Dumbledore dreamily. “Funny, the way +people’s minds work, isn’t it? Professor Snape +couldn’t bear being in your father’s debt. ... I do +believe he worked so hard to protect you this year +because he felt that would make him and your father +even. Then he could go back to hating your father’s +memory in peace. ...” + +Harry tried to understand this but it made his head +pound, so he stopped. + +“And sir, there’s one more thing ...” + +Page | 337 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Just the one?” + + + +“How did I get the Stone out of the mirror?” + +“Ah, now, I’m glad you asked me that. It was one of +my more brilliant ideas, and between you and me, +that’s saying something. You see, only one who +wanted to find the Stone — find it, but not use it — +would be able to get it, otherwise they’d just see +themselves making gold or drinking Elixir of Life. My +brain surprises even me sometimes. ... Now, enough +questions. I suggest you make a start on these +sweets. Ah! Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I was +unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a +vomit-flavored one, and since then I’m afraid I’ve +rather lost my liking for them — but I think I’ll be safe +with a nice toffee, don’t you?” + +He smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his +mouth. Then he choked and said, “Alas! Ear wax!” + +Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was a nice woman, but +very strict. + +“Just five minutes,” Harry pleaded. + +“Absolutely not.” + +“You let Professor Dumbledore in. ...” + +“Well, of course, that was the headmaster, quite +different. You need rest.” + +“I am resting, look, lying down and everything. Oh, go +on, Madam Pomfrey ...” + +“Oh, very well,” she said. “But five minutes only.” + +And she let Ron and Hermione in. + +Page | 338 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harryl” + + + +Hermione looked ready to fling her arms around him +again, but Harry was glad she held herself in as his +head was still very sore. + +“Oh, Harry, we were sure you were going to — +Dumbledore was so worried — ” + +“The whole school’s talking about it,” said Ron. “What +really happened?” + +It was one of those rare occasions when the true story +is even more strange and exciting than the wild +rumors. Harry told them everything: Quirrell; the +mirror; the Stone; and Voldemort. Ron and Hermione +were a very good audience; they gasped in all the +right places, and when Harry told them what was +under Quirrell’s turban, Hermione screamed out loud. + +“So the Stone’s gone?” said Ron finally. “Flamel’s just +going to die?” + +“That’s what I said, but Dumbledore thinks that — +what was it? — ‘to the well-organized mind, death is +but the next great adventure.’ ” + +“I always said he was off his rocker,” said Ron, +looking quite impressed at how crazy his hero was. + +“So what happened to you two?” said Harry. + +“Well, I got back all right,” said Hermione. “I brought +Ron round — that took a while — and we were +dashing up to the owlery to contact Dumbledore when +we met him in the entrance hall — he already knew — +he just said, ‘Harry’s gone after him, hasn’t he?’ and +hurtled off to the third floor.” + +Page | 339 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“D’you think he meant you to do it?” said Ron. +“Sending you your fathers cloak and everything?” + +“Well,” Hermione exploded, “if he did — I mean to say +— that’s terrible — you could have been killed.” + +“No, it isn’t,” said Harry thoughtfully. “He’s a funny +man, Dumbledore. I think he sort of wanted to give +me a chance. I think he knows more or less +everything that goes on here, you know. I reckon he +had a pretty good idea we were going to try, and +instead of stopping us, he just taught us enough to +help. I don’t think it was an accident he let me find +out how the mirror worked. It’s almost like he thought +I had the right to face Voldemort if I could. ...” + +“Yeah, Dumbledore’s off his rocker, all right,” said +Ron proudly. “Listen, you’ve got to be up for the end- +of-year feast tomorrow. The points are all in and +Slytherin won, of course — you missed the last +Quidditch match, we were steamrollered by +Ravenclaw without you — but the food’ll be good.” + +At that moment, Madam Pomfrey bustled over. + +“You’ve had nearly fifteen minutes, now OUT,” she +said firmly. + + + +•k k k + + + +After a good night’s sleep, Harry felt nearly back to +normal. + +“I want to go to the feast,” he told Madam Pomfrey as +she straightened his many candy boxes. “I can, can’t +I?” + + + +Page | 340 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor Dumbledore says you are to be allowed to +go,” she said sniffily, as though in her opinion +Professor Dumbledore didn’t realize how risky feasts +could be. “And you have another visitor.” + +“Oh, good,” said Harry. “Who is it?” + +Hagrid sidled through the door as he spoke. As usual +when he was indoors, Hagrid looked too big to be +allowed. He sat down next to Harry, took one look at +him, and burst into tears. + +“It’s — all ��� my — ruddy — fault!” he sobbed, his +face in his hands. “I told the evil git how ter get past +Fluffy! I told him! It was the only thing he didn’t +know, an’ I told him! Yeh could’ve died! All fer a +dragon egg! I’ll never drink again! I should be chucked +out an’ made ter live as a Muggle!” + +“Hagrid!” said Harry, shocked to see Hagrid shaking +with grief and remorse, great tears leaking down into +his beard. “Hagrid, he’d have found out somehow, +this is Voldemort we’re talking about, he’d have found +out even if you hadn’t told him.” + +“Yeh could’ve died!” sobbed Hagrid. “An’ don’ say the +name!” + +“VOLDEMORT!” Harry bellowed, and Hagrid was so +shocked, he stopped crying. “I’ve met him and I’m +calling him by his name. Please cheer up, Hagrid, we +saved the Stone, it’s gone, he can’t use it. Have a +Chocolate Frog, I’ve got loads. ...” + +Hagrid wiped his nose on the back of his hand and +said, “That reminds me. I’ve got yeh a present.” + +“It’s not a stoat sandwich, is it?” said Harry +anxiously, and at last Hagrid gave a weak chuckle. + +Page | 341 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nah. Dumbledore gave me the day off yesterday ter +fix it. ’Course, he shoulda sacked me instead — +anyway, got y eh this ...” + +It seemed to be a handsome, leather-covered book. +Harry opened it curiously. It was full of wizard +photographs. Smiling and waving at him from every +page were his mother and father. + +“Sent owls off ter all yer parents’ old school friends, +askin’ fer photos ... knew yeh didn’ have any ... d’yeh +like it?” + +Harry couldn’t speak, but Hagrid understood. + +Harry made his way down to the end-of-year feast +alone that night. He had been held up by Madam +Pomfrey’s fussing about, insisting on giving him one +last checkup, so the Great Hall was already full. It +was decked out in the Slytherin colors of green and +silver to celebrate Slytherin ’s winning the House Cup +for the seventh year in a row. A huge banner showing +the Slytherin serpent covered the wall behind the +High Table. + +When Harry walked in there was a sudden hush, and +then everybody started talking loudly at once. He +slipped into a seat between Ron and Hermione at the +Gryffindor table and tried to ignore the fact that +people were standing up to look at him. + +Fortunately, Dumbledore arrived moments later. The +babble died away. + +“Another year gone!” Dumbledore said cheerfully. + +“And I must trouble you with an old man’s wheezing +waffle before we sink our teeth into our delicious +feast. What a year it has been! Hopefully your heads +are all a little fuller than they were . . . you have the +Page | 342 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whole summer ahead to get them nice and empty +before next year starts. ... + +“Now, as I understand it, the House Cup here needs +awarding, and the points stand thus: In fourth place, +Gryffindor, with three hundred and twelve points; in +third, Hufflepuff, with three hundred and fifty-two; +Ravenclaw has four hundred and twenty-six and +Slytherin, four hundred and seventy- two.” + +A storm of cheering and stamping broke out from the +Slytherin table. Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging +his goblet on the table. It was a sickening sight. + +“Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin,” said Dumbledore. +“However, recent events must be taken into account.” + +The room went very still. The Slytherins’ smiles faded +a little. + +“Ahem,” said Dumbledore. “I have a few last-minute +points to dish out. Let me see. Yes ... + +“First — to Mr. Ronald Weasley ...” + +Ron went purple in the face; he looked like a radish +with a bad sunburn. + +"... for the best-played game of chess Hogwarts has +seen in many years, I award Gryffindor House fifty +points.” + +Gryffindor cheers nearly raised the bewitched ceiling; +the stars overhead seemed to quiver. Percy could be +heard telling the other prefects, “My brother, you +know! My youngest brother! Got past McGonagall’s +giant chess set!” + +At last there was silence again. + +Page | 343 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Second — to Miss Hermione Granger . . . for the use of +cool logic in the face of fire, I award Gryffindor House +fifty points.” + +Hermione buried her face in her arms; Harry strongly +suspected she had burst into tears. Gryffindors up +and down the table were beside themselves — they +were a hundred points up. + +“Third — to Mr. Harry Potter ...” said Dumbledore. + +The room went deadly quiet. "... for pure nerve and +outstanding courage, I award Gryffindor House sixty +points.” + +The din was deafening. Those who could add up while +yelling themselves hoarse knew that Gryffindor now +had four hundred and seventy-two points — exactly +the same as Slytherin. They had tied for the House +Cup — if only Dumbledore had given Harry just one +more point. + +Dumbledore raised his hand. The room gradually fell +silent. + +“There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, +smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up +to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our +friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville +Longbottom.” + +Someone standing outside the Great Hall might well +have thought some sort of explosion had taken place, +so loud was the noise that erupted from the +Gryffindor table. Harry, Ron, and Hermione stood up +to yell and cheer as Neville, white with shock, +disappeared under a pile of people hugging him. He +had never won so much as a point for Gryffindor +before. Harry, still cheering, nudged Ron in the ribs +and pointed at Malfoy, who couldn’t have looked more +Page | 344 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stunned and horrified if he’d just had the Body-Bind +Curse put on him. + +“Which means,” Dumbledore called over the storm of +applause, for even Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were +celebrating the downfall of Slytherin, “we need a little +change of decoration.” + +He clapped his hands. In an instant, the green +hangings became scarlet and the silver became gold; +the huge Slytherin serpent vanished and a towering +Gryffindor lion took its place. Snape was shaking +Professor McGonagall’s hand, with a horrible, forced +smile. He caught Harry’s eye and Harry knew at once +that Snape ’s feelings toward him hadn’t changed one +jot. This didn’t worry Harry. It seemed as though life +would be back to normal next year, or as normal as it +ever was at Hogwarts. + +It was the best evening of Harry’s life, better than +winning at Quidditch, or Christmas, or knocking out +mountain trolls ... he would never, ever forget tonight. + +Harry had almost forgotten that the exam results +were still to come, but come they did. To their great +surprise, both he and Ron passed with good marks; +Hermione, of course, had the best grades of the first +years. Even Neville scraped through, his good +Herbology mark making up for his abysmal Potions +one. They had hoped that Goyle, who was almost as +stupid as he was mean, might be thrown out, but he +had passed, too. It was a shame, but as Ron said, you +couldn’t have everything in life. + +And suddenly, their wardrobes were empty, their +trunks were packed, Neville’s toad was found lurking +in a corner of the toilets; notes were handed out to all +students, warning them not to use magic over the +holidays (“I always hope they’ll forget to give us +Page | 345 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +these,” said Fred Weasley sadly); Hagrid was there to +take them down to the fleet of boats that sailed across +the lake; they were boarding the Hogwarts Express; +talking and laughing as the countryside became +greener and tidier; eating Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor +Beans as they sped past Muggle towns; pulling off +their wizard robes and putting on jackets and coats; +pulling into platform nine and three-quarters at +King’s Cross station. + +It took quite a while for them all to get off the +platform. A wizened old guard was up by the ticket +barrier, letting them go through the gate in twos and +threes so they didn’t attract attention by all bursting +out of a solid wall at once and alarming the Muggles. + +“You must come and stay this summer,” said Ron, +“both of you — I’ll send you an owl.” + +“Thanks,” said Harry, “I’ll need something to look +forward to.” + +People jostled them as they moved forward toward the +gateway back to the Muggle world. Some of them +called: + +“Bye, Harry!” + +“See you, Potter!” + +“Still famous,” said Ron, grinning at him. + +“Not where I’m going, I promise you,” said Harry. + +He, Ron, and Hermione passed through the gateway +together. + +“There he is, Mom, there he is, look!” + + + +Page | 346 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was Ginny Weasley, Ron’s younger sister, but she +wasn’t pointing at Ron. + +“Harry Potter!” she squealed. “Look, Mom! I can see +“Be quiet, Ginny, and it’s rude to point.” + +Mrs. Weasley smiled down at them. + +“Busy year?” she said. + +“Very,” said Harry. “Thanks for the fudge and the +sweater, Mrs. Weasley.” + +“Oh, it was nothing, dear.” + +“Ready, are you?” + +It was Uncle Vernon, still purple-faced, still +mustached, still looking furious at the nerve of Harry, +carrying an owl in a cage in a station full of ordinary +people. Behind him stood Aunt Petunia and Dudley, +looking terrified at the very sight of Harry. + +“You must be Harry’s family!” said Mrs. Weasley. + +“In a manner of speaking,” said Uncle Vernon. “Hurry +up, boy, we haven’t got all day.” He walked away. + +Harry hung back for a last word with Ron and +Hermione. + +“See you over the summer, then.” + +“Hope you have ��� er — a good holiday,” said +Hermione, looking uncertainly after Uncle Vernon, +shocked that anyone could be so unpleasant. + + + +Page | 347 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, I will,” said Harry, and they were surprised at +the grin that was spreading over his face. “ They don’t +know we’re not allowed to use magic at home. I’m +going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer...” + + + +Page | 348 Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +J . K . R O W L ! N G + +HARRY + +POTTER + + + + +/ + + + + +THE WORST BIRTHDAY + +Not for the first time, an argument had broken out +over breakfast at number four, Privet Drive. Mr. +Vernon Dursley had been woken in the early hours of +the morning by a loud, hooting noise from his nephew +Harry’s room. + +“Third time this week!” he roared across the table. “If +you can’t control that owl, it’ll have to go!” + +Harry tried, yet again, to explain. + +“She’s bored,” he said. “She’s used to flying around +outside. If I could just let her out at night — ” + +“Do I look stupid?” snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of +fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. “I know +what 11 happen if that owl’s let out.” + +He exchanged dark looks with his wife, Petunia. + +Harry tried to argue back but his words were drowned +by a long, loud belch from the Dursleys’ son, Dudley. + +Page | 2 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I want more bacon.” + + + +“There’s more in the frying pan, sweetums,” said Aunt +Petunia, turning misty eyes on her massive son. “We +must build you up while we’ve got the chance. ... I +don’t like the sound of that school food. ...” + +“Nonsense, Petunia, I never went hungry when / was +at Smeltings,” said Uncle Vernon heartily. “Dudley +gets enough, don’t you, son?” + +Dudley, who was so large his bottom drooped over +either side of the kitchen chair, grinned and turned to +Harry. + +“Pass the frying pan.” + +“You’ve forgotten the magic word,” said Harry +irritably. + +The effect of this simple sentence on the rest of the +family was incredible: Dudley gasped and fell off his +chair with a crash that shook the whole kitchen; Mrs. +Dursley gave a small scream and clapped her hands +to her mouth; Mr. Dursley jumped to his feet, veins +throbbing in his temples. + +“I meant ‘please’!” said Harry quickly. “I didn’t mean + + + +“WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU,” thundered his uncle, +spraying spit over the table, “ABOUT SAYING THE ‘M’ +WORD IN OUR HOUSE?” + +“But I — ” + +“HOW DARE YOU THREATEN DUDLEY!” roared +Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his fist. + + + +Page | 3 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I just — ” + + + +“I WARNED YOU! I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION +OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!” + +Harry stared from his purple-faced uncle to his pale +aunt, who was trying to heave Dudley to his feet. + +“All right,” said Harry, “all right ...” + +Uncle Vernon sat back down, breathing like a winded +rhinoceros and watching Harry closely out of the +corners of his small, sharp eyes. + +Ever since Harry had come home for the summer +holidays, Uncle Vernon had been treating him like a +bomb that might go off at any moment, because Harry +Potter wasn’t a normal boy. As a matter of fact, he +was as not normal as it is possible to be. + +Harry Potter was a wizard — a wizard fresh from his +first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry. And if the Dursleys were unhappy to have +him back for the holidays, it was nothing to how +Harry felt. + +He missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a +constant stomachache. He missed the castle, with its +secret passageways and ghosts, his classes (though +perhaps not Snape, the Potions master), the mail +arriving by owl, eating banquets in the Great Hall, +sleeping in his four-poster bed in the tower dormitory, +visiting the gamekeeper, Hagrid, in his cabin next to +the Forbidden Forest in the grounds, and, especially, +Quidditch, the most popular sport in the wizarding +world (six tall goal posts, four flying balls, and +fourteen players on broomsticks). + + + +Page | 4 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +All Harry’s spellbooks, his wand, robes, cauldron, and +top-of-the-line Nimbus Two Thousand broomstick had +been locked in a cupboard under the stairs by Uncle +Vernon the instant Harry had come home. What did +the Dursleys care if Harry lost his place on the House +Quidditch team because he hadn’t practiced all +summer? What was it to the Dursleys if Harry went +back to school without any of his homework done? + +The Dursleys were what wizards called Muggles (not a +drop of magical blood in their veins), and as far as +they were concerned, having a wizard in the family +was a matter of deepest shame. Uncle Vernon had +even padlocked Harry’s owl, Hedwig, inside her cage, +to stop her from carrying messages to anyone in the +wizarding world. + +Harry looked nothing like the rest of the family. Uncle +Vernon was large and neckless, with an enormous +black mustache; Aunt Petunia was horse-faced and +bony; Dudley was blond, pink, and porky. Harry, on +the other hand, was small and skinny, with brilliant +green eyes and jet-black hair that was always untidy. +He wore round glasses, and on his forehead was a +thin, lightning-shaped scar. + +It was this scar that made Harry so particularly +unusual, even for a wizard. This scar was the only +hint of Harry’s very mysterious past, of the reason he +had been left on the Dursleys’ doorstep eleven years +before. + +At the age of one year old, Harry had somehow +survived a curse from the greatest Dark sorcerer of all +time, Lord Voldemort, whose name most witches and +wizards still feared to speak. Harry’s parents had died +in Voldemort’s attack, but Harry had escaped with his +lightning scar, and somehow — nobody understood +why — Voldemort’s powers had been destroyed the +instant he had failed to kill Harry. + +Page | 5 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +So Harry had been brought up by his dead mother’s +sister and her husband. He had spent ten years with +the Dursleys, never understanding why he kept +making odd things happen without meaning to, +believing the Dursleys’ story that he had got his scar +in the car crash that had killed his parents. + +And then, exactly a year ago, Hogwarts had written to +Harry, and the whole story had come out. Harry had +taken up his place at wizard school, where he and his +scar were famous . . . but now the school year was +over, and he was back with the Dursleys for the +summer, back to being treated like a dog that had +rolled in something smelly. + +The Dursleys hadn’t even remembered that today +happened to be Harry’s twelfth birthday. Of course, +his hopes hadn’t been high; they’d never given him a +real present, let alone a cake — but to ignore it +completely ... + +At that moment, Uncle Vernon cleared his throat +importantly and said, “Now, as we all know, today is a +very important day.” + +Harry looked up, hardly daring to believe it. + +“This could well be the day I make the biggest deal of +my career,” said Uncle Vernon. + +Harry went back to his toast. Of course, he thought +bitterly, Uncle Vernon was talking about the stupid +dinner party. He’d been talking of nothing else for two +weeks. Some rich builder and his wife were coming to +dinner and Uncle Vernon was hoping to get a huge +order from him (Uncle Vernon’s company made drills). + + + +Page | 6 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think we should run through the schedule one +more time,” said Uncle Vernon. “We should all be in +position at eight o’clock. Petunia, you will be — ?” + +“In the lounge,” said Aunt Petunia promptly, “waiting +to welcome them graciously to our home.” + +“Good, good. And Dudley?” + +“I’ll be waiting to open the door.” Dudley put on a +foul, simpering smile. “May I take your coats, Mr. and +Mrs. Mason?” + +“They’ll love him!” cried Aunt Petunia rapturously. + +“Excellent, Dudley,” said Uncle Vernon. Then he +rounded on Harry. “And you?” + +“I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and +pretending I’m not there,” said Harry tonelessly. + +“Exactly,” said Uncle Vernon nastily. “I will lead them +into the lounge, introduce you, Petunia, and pour +them drinks. At eight-fifteen — ” + +“I’ll announce dinner,” said Aunt Petunia. + +“And, Dudley, you 11 say — ” + +“May I take you through to the dining room, Mrs. +Mason?” said Dudley, offering his fat arm to an +invisible woman. + +“My perfect little gentleman!” sniffed Aunt Petunia. + +“And you?” said Uncle Vernon viciously to Harry. + +“I’ll be in my room, making no noise and pretending +I’m not there,” said Harry dully. + +Page | 7 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Precisely. Now, we should aim to get in a few good +compliments at dinner. Petunia, any ideas?” + + + +“Vernon tells me you’re a wonderful golfer, Mr. + +Mason. ... Do tell me where you bought your dress, +Mrs. Mason. ...” + +“Perfect ... Dudley?” + +“How about — ‘We had to write an essay about our +hero at school, Mr. Mason, and I wrote about you.’ ” + +This was too much for both Aunt Petunia and Harry. +Aunt Petunia burst into tears and hugged her son, +while Harry ducked under the table so they wouldn’t +see him laughing. + +“And you, boy?” + +Harry fought to keep his face straight as he emerged. + +“I’ll be in my room, making no noise and pretending +I’m not there,” he said. + +“Too right, you will,” said Uncle Vernon forcefully. + +“The Masons don’t know anything about you and it’s +going to stay that way. When dinner’s over, you take +Mrs. Mason back to the lounge for coffee, Petunia, +and I’ll bring the subject around to drills. With any +luck, I’ll have the deal signed and sealed before the +news at ten. We’ll be shopping for a vacation home in +Majorca this time tomorrow.” + +Harry couldn’t feel too excited about this. He didn’t +think the Dursleys would like him any better in +Majorca than they did on Privet Drive. + +“Right — I’m off into town to pick up the dinner +jackets for Dudley and me. And you,” he snarled at + +Page | 8 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry. “You stay out of your aunt’s way while she’s +cleaning.” + +Harry left through the back door. It was a brilliant, +sunny day. He crossed the lawn, slumped down on +the garden bench, and sang under his breath: + +“Happy birthday to me ... happy birthday to me ...” + +No cards, no presents, and he would be spending the +evening pretending not to exist. He gazed miserably +into the hedge. He had never felt so lonely. More than +anything else at Hogwarts, more even than playing +Quidditch, Harry missed his best friends, Ron +Weasley and Hermione Granger. They, however, didn’t +seem to be missing him at all. Neither of them had +written to him all summer, even though Ron had said +he was going to ask Harry to come and stay. + +Countless times, Harry had been on the point of +unlocking Hedwig’s cage by magic and sending her to +Ron and Hermione with a letter, but it wasn’t worth +the risk. Underage wizards weren’t allowed to use +magic outside of school. Harry hadn’t told the +Dursleys this; he knew it was only their terror that he +might turn them all into dung beetles that stopped +them from locking him in the cupboard under the +stairs with his wand and broomstick. For the first +couple of weeks back, Harry had enjoyed muttering +nonsense words under his breath and watching +Dudley tearing out of the room as fast as his fat legs +would carry him. But the long silence from Ron and +Hermione had made Harry feel so cut off from the +magical world that even taunting Dudley had lost its +appeal — and now Ron and Hermione had forgotten +his birthday. + +What wouldn’t he give now for a message from +Hogwarts? From any witch or wizard? He’d almost be + +Page | 9 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +glad of a sight of his archenemy, Draco Malfoy, just to +be sure it hadn’t all been a dream. ... + +Not that his whole year at Hogwarts had been fun. At +the very end of last term, Harry had come face-to-face +with none other than Lord Voldemort himself. +Voldemort might be a ruin of his former self, but he +was still terrifying, still cunning, still determined to +regain power. Harry had slipped through Voldemort’s +clutches for a second time, but it had been a narrow +escape, and even now, weeks later, Harry kept waking +in the night, drenched in cold sweat, wondering where +Voldemort was now, remembering his livid face, his +wide, mad eyes — + +Harry suddenly sat bolt upright on the garden bench. +He had been staring absent-mindedly into the hedge +— and the hedge was staring back. Two enormous +green eyes had appeared among the leaves. + +Harry jumped to his feet just as a jeering voice floated +across the lawn. + +“I know what day it is,” sang Dudley, waddling toward +him. + +The huge eyes blinked and vanished. + +“What?” said Harry, not taking his eyes off the spot +where they had been. + +“I know what day it is,” Dudley repeated, coming right +up to him. + +“Well done,” said Harry. “So you’ve finally learned the +days of the week.” + + + +Page | 10 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Today’s your birthday,” sneered Dudley. “How come +you haven’t got any cards? Haven’t you even got +friends at that freak place?” + +“Better not let your mum hear you talking about my +school,” said Harry coolly. + +Dudley hitched up his trousers, which were slipping +down his fat bottom. + +“Why’re you staring at the hedge?” he said +suspiciously. + +“I’m trying to decide what would be the best spell to +set it on fire,” said Harry. + +Dudley stumbled backward at once, a look of panic +on his fat face. + +“You c-can’t — Dad told you you’re not to do m-magic +— he said hell chuck you out of the house — and you +haven’t got anywhere else to go — you haven’t got any +friends to take you — ” + +“ Jiggery pokeryV ’ said Harry in a fierce voice. “Hocus +pocus — squiggly wiggly — ” + +“MUUUUUUM!” howled Dudley, tripping over his feet +as he dashed back toward the house. “MUUUUM! + +He’s doing you know what!” + +Harry paid dearly for his moment of fun. As neither +Dudley nor the hedge was in any way hurt, Aunt +Petunia knew he hadn’t really done magic, but he still +had to duck as she aimed a heavy blow at his head +with the soapy frying pan. Then she gave him work to +do, with the promise he wouldn’t eat again until he’d +finished. + + + +Page | 11 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +While Dudley lolled around watching and eating ice +cream, Harry cleaned the windows, washed the car, +mowed the lawn, trimmed the flowerbeds, pruned and +watered the roses, and repainted the garden bench. +The sun blazed overhead, burning the back of his +neck. Harry knew he shouldn’t have risen to Dudley’s +bait, but Dudley had said the very thing Harry had +been thinking himself ... maybe he didn’t have any +friends at Hogwarts. ... + +Wish they could see famous Harry Potter now, he +thought savagely as he spread manure on the flower +beds, his back aching, sweat running down his face. + +It was half past seven in the evening when at last, +exhausted, he heard Aunt Petunia calling him. + +“Get in here! And walk on the newspaper!” + +Harry moved gladly into the shade of the gleaming +kitchen. On top of the fridge stood tonight’s pudding: +a huge mound of whipped cream and sugared violets. +A loin of roast pork was sizzling in the oven. + +“Eat quickly! The Masons will be here soon!” snapped +Aunt Petunia, pointing to two slices of bread and a +lump of cheese on the kitchen table. She was already +wearing a salmon-pink cocktail dress. + +Harry washed his hands and bolted down his pitiful +supper. The moment he had finished, Aunt Petunia +whisked away his plate. “Upstairs! Hurry!” + +As he passed the door to the living room, Harry +caught a glimpse of Uncle Vernon and Dudley in bow +ties and dinner jackets. He had only just reached the +upstairs landing when the doorbell rang and Uncle +Vernon’s furious face appeared at the foot of the +stairs. + +Page | 12 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Remember, boy — one sound — ” + +Harry crossed to his bedroom on tiptoe, slipped +inside, closed the door, and turned to collapse on his +bed. + +The trouble was, there was already someone sitting +on it. + + + +Page | 13 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +DOBBY’S WARNING + +Harry managed not to shout out, but it was a close +thing. The little creature on the bed had large, bat- +like ears and bulging green eyes the size of tennis +balls. Harry knew instantly that this was what had +been watching him out of the garden hedge that +morning. + +As they stared at each other, Harry heard Dudley’s +voice from the hall. + +“May I take your coats, Mr. and Mrs. Mason?” + +The creature slipped off the bed and bowed so low +that the end of its long, thin nose touched the carpet. +Harry noticed that it was wearing what looked like an +old pillowcase, with rips for arm- and leg-holes. + +“Er — hello,” said Harry nervously. + +“Harry Potter!” said the creature in a high-pitched +voice Harry was sure would carry down the stairs. “So + + + +Page | 14 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +long has Dobby wanted to meet you, sir ... Such an +honor it is. ...” + +“Th-thank you,” said Harry, edging along the wall and +sinking into his desk chair, next to Hedwig, who was +asleep in her large cage. He wanted to ask, “What are +you?” but thought it would sound too rude, so instead +he said, “Who are you?” + +“Dobby, sir. Just Dobby. Dobby the house-elf,” said +the creature. + +“Oh — really?” said Harry. “Er — I don’t want to be +rude or anything, but — this isn’t a great time for me +to have a house-elf in my bedroom.” + +Aunt Petunia’s high, false laugh sounded from the +living room. The elf hung his head. + +“Not that I’m not pleased to meet you,” said Harry +quickly, “but, er, is there any particular reason you’re +here?” + +“Oh, yes, sir,” said Dobby earnestly. “Dobby has come +to tell you, sir ... it is difficult, sir ... Dobby wonders +where to begin. ...” + +“Sit down,” said Harry politely, pointing at the bed. + +To his horror, the elf burst into tears — very noisy +tears. + +“S-sit down).” he wailed. “Never ... never ever ...” + +Harry thought he heard the voices downstairs falter. + +“I’m sorry,” he whispered, “I didn’t mean to offend you +or anything — ” + + + +Page | 15 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Offend Dobby!” choked the elf. “Dobby has never +been asked to sit down by a wizard — like an equal — + + + +Harry, trying to say “Shh!” and look comforting at the +same time, ushered Dobby back onto the bed where +he sat hiccoughing, looking like a large and very ugly +doll. At last he managed to control himself, and sat +with his great eyes fixed on Harry in an expression of +watery adoration. + +“You can’t have met many decent wizards,” said +Harry, trying to cheer him up. + +Dobby shook his head. Then, without warning, he +leapt up and started banging his head furiously on +the window, shouting, “Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!” + +“Don’t — what are you doing?” Harry hissed, +springing up and pulling Dobby back onto the bed — +Hedwig had woken up with a particularly loud +screech and was beating her wings wildly against the +bars of her cage. + +“Dobby had to punish himself, sir,” said the elf, who +had gone slightly cross-eyed. “Dobby almost spoke ill +of his family, sir. ...” + +“Your family?” + +“The wizard family Dobby serves, sir. ... Dobby is a +house-elf — bound to serve one house and one family +forever. ...” + +“Do they know you’re here?” asked Harry curiously. +Dobby shuddered. + + + +Page | 16 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, no, sir, no ... Dobby will have to punish himself +most grievously for coming to see you, sir. Dobby will +have to shut his ears in the oven door for this. If they +ever knew, sir — ” + +“But won’t they notice if you shut your ears in the +oven door?” + +“Dobby doubts it, sir. Dobby is always having to +punish himself for something, sir. They lets Dobby get +on with it, sir. Sometimes they reminds me to do +extra punishments. ...” + +“But why don’t you leave? Escape?” + +“A house-elf must be set free, sir. And the family will +never set Dobby free . . . Dobby will serve the family +until he dies, sir. ...” + +Harry stared. + +“And I thought I had it bad staying here for another +four weeks,” he said. “This makes the Dursleys sound +almost human. Can’t anyone help you? Can’t I?” + +Almost at once, Harry wished he hadn’t spoken. + +Dobby dissolved again into wails of gratitude. + +“Please,” Harry whispered frantically, “please be quiet. +If the Dursleys hear anything, if they know you’re +here — ” + +“Harry Potter asks if he can help Dobby . . . Dobby has +heard of your greatness, sir, but of your goodness, +Dobby never knew. ...” + +Harry, who was feeling distinctly hot in the face, said, +“Whatever you’ve heard about my greatness is a load + + + +Page | 17 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of rubbish. I’m not even top of my year at Hogwarts; +that’s Hermione, she — ” + +But he stopped quickly, because thinking about +Hermione was painful. + +“Harry Potter is humble and modest,” said Dobby +reverently, his orb-like eyes aglow. “Harry Potter +speaks not of his triumph over He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Named — ” + +“Voldemort?” said Harry. + +Dobby clapped his hands over his bat ears and +moaned, “Ah, speak not the name, sir! Speak not the +name!” + +“Sorry,” said Harry quickly. “I know lots of people +don’t like it. My friend Ron — ” + +He stopped again. Thinking about Ron was painful, +too. + +Dobby leaned toward Harry, his eyes wide as +headlights. + +“Dobby heard tell,” he said hoarsely, “that Harry +Potter met the Dark Lord for a second time, just +weeks ago ... that Harry Potter escaped yet again.” + +Harry nodded and Dobby’s eyes suddenly shone with +tears. + +“Ah, sir,” he gasped, dabbing his face with a corner of +the grubby pillowcase he was wearing. “Harry Potter +is valiant and bold! He has braved so many dangers +already! But Dobby has come to protect Harry Potter, +to warn him, even if he does have to shut his ears in + + + +Page | 18 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the oven door later. . . . Harry Potter must not go back +to Hogwarts.” + +There was a silence broken only by the chink of +knives and forks from downstairs and the distant +rumble of Uncle Vernon’s voice. + +“W-what?” Harry stammered. “But I’ve got to go back +— term starts on September first. It’s all that’s +keeping me going. You don’t know what it’s like here. + +I don’t belong here. I belong in your world — at +Hogwarts.” + +“No, no, no,” squeaked Dobby, shaking his head so +hard his ears flapped. “Harry Potter must stay where +he is safe. He is too great, too good, to lose. If Harry +Potter goes back to Hogwarts, he will be in mortal +danger.” + +“Why?” said Harry in surprise. + +“There is a plot, Harry Potter. A plot to make most +terrible things happen at Hogwarts School of +Witchcraft and Wizardry this year,” whispered Dobby, +suddenly trembling all over. “Dobby has known it for +months, sir. Harry Potter must not put himself in +peril. He is too important, sir!” + +“What terrible things?” said Harry at once. “Who’s +plotting them?” + +Dobby made a funny choking noise and then banged +his head frantically against the wall. + +“All right!” cried Harry, grabbing the elf’s arm to stop +him. “You can’t tell me. I understand. But why are +you warning me?” A sudden, unpleasant thought +struck him. “Hang on — this hasn’t got anything to +do with Vol — sorry — with You-Know-Who, has it? +Page | 19 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You could just shake or nod,” he added hastily as +Dobby’s head tilted worryingly close to the wall again. + +Slowly, Dobby shook his head. + +“Not — not He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, sir — ” + +But Dobby’s eyes were wide and he seemed to be +trying to give Harry a hint. Harry, however, was +completely lost. + +“He hasn’t got a brother, has he?” + +Dobby shook his head, his eyes wider than ever. + +“Well then, I can’t think who else would have a +chance of making horrible things happen at +Hogwarts,” said Harry. “I mean, there’s Dumbledore, +for one thing — you know who Dumbledore is, don’t +you?” + +Dobby bowed his head. + +“Albus Dumbledore is the greatest headmaster +Hogwarts has ever had. Dobby knows it, sir. Dobby +has heard Dumbledore’s powers rival those of He- +Who-Must-Not-Be-Named at the height of his +strength. But, sir” — Dobby’s voice dropped to an +urgent whisper — “there are powers Dumbledore +doesn’t ... powers no decent wizard ...” + +And before Harry could stop him, Dobby bounded off +the bed, seized Harry’s desk lamp, and started +beating himself around the head with earsplitting +yelps. + +A sudden silence fell downstairs. Two seconds later +Harry, heart thudding madly, heard Uncle Vernon + + + +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +coming into the hall, calling, “Dudley must have left +his television on again, the little tyke!” + +“Quick! In the closet!” hissed Harry, stuffing Dobby +in, shutting the door, and flinging himself onto the +bed just as the door handle turned. + +“What — the — devil — are — you — doing?” said +Uncle Vernon through gritted teeth, his face horribly +close to Harry’s. “You’ve just ruined the punch line of +my Japanese golfer joke. ... One more sound and +you’ll wish you’d never been born, boy!” + +He stomped flat-footed from the room. + +Shaking, Harry let Dobby out of the closet. + +“See what it’s like here?” he said. “See why I’ve got to +go back to Hogwarts? It’s the only place I’ve got — +well, I think I’ve got friends.” + +“Friends who don’t even write to Harry Potter?” said +Dobby slyly. + +“I expect they’ve just been — wait a minute,” said +Harry, frowning. “How do you know my friends +haven’t been writing to me?” + +Dobby shuffled his feet. + +“Harry Potter mustn’t be angry with Dobby. Dobby +did it for the best — ” + +“Have you been stopping my letters?” + +“Dobby has them here, sir,” said the elf. Stepping +nimbly out of Harry’s reach, he pulled a thick wad of +envelopes from the inside of the pillowcase he was +wearing. Harry could make out Hermione’s neat + +Page | 21 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +writing, Ron’s untidy scrawl, and even a scribble that +looked as though it was from the Hogwarts +gamekeeper, Hagrid. + +Dobby blinked anxiously up at Harry. + +“Harry Potter mustn’t be angry. ... Dobby hoped ... if +Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him . . . +Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir. + + + +Harry wasn’t listening. He made a grab for the letters, +but Dobby jumped out of reach. + +“Harry Potter will have them, sir, if he gives Dobby his +word that he will not return to Hogwarts. Ah, sir, this +is a danger you must not face! Say you won’t go back, +sir!” + +“No,” said Harry angrily. “Give me my friends’ letters!” + +“Then Harry Potter leaves Dobby no choice,” said the +elf sadly. + +Before Harry could move, Dobby had darted to the +bedroom door, pulled it open, and sprinted down the +stairs. + +Mouth dry, stomach lurching, Harry sprang after him, +trying not to make a sound. He jumped the last six +steps, landing catlike on the hall carpet, looking +around for Dobby. From the dining room he heard +Uncle Vernon saying, "... tell Petunia that very funny +story about those American plumbers, Mr. Mason. +She’s been dying to hear ...” + +Harry ran up the hall into the kitchen and felt his +stomach disappear. + + + +Page | 22 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aunt Petunia’s masterpiece of a pudding, the +mountain of cream and sugared violets, was floating +up near the ceiling. On top of a cupboard in the +corner crouched Dobby. + +“No,” croaked Harry. “Please ... they’ll kill me. ...” +“Harry Potter must say he’s not going back to school + + + +“Dobby ... please ...” + +“Say it, sir — ” + +“I can’t — ” + +Dobby gave him a tragic look. + +“Then Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter’s own +good.” + +The pudding fell to the floor with a heart-stopping +crash. Cream splattered the windows and walls as the +dish shattered. With a crack like a whip, Dobby +vanished. + +There were screams from the dining room and Uncle +Vernon burst into the kitchen to find Harry, rigid with +shock, covered from head to foot in Aunt Petunia’s +pudding. + +At first, it looked as though Uncle Vernon would +manage to gloss the whole thing over. (“Just our +nephew — very disturbed — meeting strangers upsets +him, so we kept him upstairs. ...”) He shooed the +shocked Masons back into the dining room, promised +Harry he would flay him to within an inch of his life +when the Masons had left, and handed him a mop. +Aunt Petunia dug some ice cream out of the freezer +Page | 23 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and Harry, still shaking, started scrubbing the +kitchen clean. + +Uncle Vernon might still have been able to make his +deal — if it hadn’t been for the owl. + +Aunt Petunia was just passing around a box of after- +dinner mints when a huge barn owl swooped through +the dining room window, dropped a letter on Mrs. +Mason’s head, and swooped out again. Mrs. Mason +screamed like a banshee and ran from the house +shouting about lunatics. Mr. Mason stayed just long +enough to tell the Dursleys that his wife was mortally +afraid of birds of all shapes and sizes, and to ask +whether this was their idea of a joke. + +Harry stood in the kitchen, clutching the mop for +support, as Uncle Vernon advanced on him, a +demonic glint in his tiny eyes. + +“Read it!” he hissed evilly, brandishing the letter the +owl had delivered. “Go on — read it!” + +Harry took it. It did not contain birthday greetings. + +Dear Mr. Potter, + +We have received intelligence that a Hover Charm was +used at your place of residence this evening at twelve +minutes past nine. + +As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to +perform spells outside school, and further spellwork on +your part may lead to expulsion from said school +(Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage +Sorcery, 1875, Paragraph C). + +We would also ask you to remember that any magical +activity that risks notice by members of the non- + +P a g e | 24 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +magical community (Muggles) is a serious offense +under section 13 of the International Confederation of +Warlocks’ Statute of Secrecy. + +Enjoy your holidays! + +Yours sincerely, + +Mafalda Hopkirk + +IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE +Ministry of Magic + +Harry looked up from the letter and gulped. + +“You didn’t tell us you weren’t allowed to use magic +outside school,” said Uncle Vernon, a mad gleam +dancing in his eyes. “Forgot to mention it. ... Slipped +your mind, I daresay. ...” + +He was bearing down on Harry like a great bulldog, +all his teeth bared. “Well, I’ve got news for you, boy. ... +I’m locking you up. ... You’re never going back to that +school . . . never . . . and if you try and magic yourself +out — they 11 expel you!” + +And laughing like a maniac, he dragged Harry back +upstairs. + +Uncle Vernon was as bad as his word. The following +morning, he paid a man to fit bars on Harry’s window. +He himself fitted a cat-flap in the bedroom door, so +that small amounts of food could be pushed inside +three times a day. They let Harry out to use the +bathroom morning and evening. Otherwise, he was +locked in his room around the clock. + + + +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Three days later, the Dursleys were showing no sign +of relenting, and Harry couldn’t see any way out of his +situation. He lay on his bed watching the sun sinking +behind the bars on the window and wondered +miserably what was going to happen to him. + +What was the good of magicking himself out of his +room if Hogwarts would expel him for doing it? Yet life +at Privet Drive had reached an all-time low. Now that +the Dursleys knew they weren’t going to wake up as +fruit bats, he had lost his only weapon. Dobby might +have saved Harry from horrible happenings at +Hogwarts, but the way things were going, he’d +probably starve to death anyway. + +The cat-flap rattled and Aunt Petunia’s hand +appeared, pushing a bowl of canned soup into the +room. Harry, whose insides were aching with hunger, +jumped off his bed and seized it. The soup was stone- +cold, but he drank half of it in one gulp. Then he +crossed the room to Hedwig’s cage and tipped the +soggy vegetables at the bottom of the bowl into her +empty food tray. She ruffled her feathers and gave +him a look of deep disgust. + +“It’s no good turning your beak up at it — that’s all +we’ve got,” said Harry grimly. + +He put the empty bowl back on the floor next to the +cat-flap and lay back down on the bed, somehow even +hungrier than he had been before the soup. + +Supposing he was still alive in another four weeks, +what would happen if he didn’t turn up at Hogwarts? +Would someone be sent to see why he hadn’t come +back? Would they be able to make the Dursleys let +him go? + + + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The room was growing dark. Exhausted, stomach +rumbling, mind spinning over the same unanswerable +questions, Harry fell into an uneasy sleep. + +He dreamed that he was on show in a zoo, with a card +reading UNDERAGE WIZARD attached to his cage. +People goggled through the bars at him as he lay, +starving and weak, on a bed of straw. He saw Dobby’s +face in the crowd and shouted out, asking for help, +but Dobby called, “Harry Potter is safe there, sir!” and +vanished. Then the Dursleys appeared and Dudley +rattled the bars of the cage, laughing at him. + +“Stop it,” Harry muttered as the rattling pounded in +his sore head. “Leave me alone ... cut it out ... I’m +trying to sleep. ...” + +He opened his eyes. Moonlight was shining through +the bars on the window. And someone was goggling +through the bars at him: a freckle-faced, red-haired, +long-nosed someone. + +Ron Weasley was outside Harry’s window. + + + +Page | 27 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +3 + + + + +THE BURROW + +“Ron\” breathed Harry, creeping to the window and +pushing it up so they could talk through the bars. +“Ron, how did you — What the — ?” + +Harry’s mouth fell open as the full impact of what he +was seeing hit him. Ron was leaning out of the back +window of an old turquoise car, which was parked in +midair. Grinning at Harry from the front seats were +Fred and George, Ron’s elder twin brothers. + +“All right, Harry?” asked George. + +“What’s been going on?” said Ron. “Why haven’t you +been answering my letters? I’ve asked you to stay +about twelve times, and then Dad came home and +said you’d got an official warning for using magic in +front of Muggles — ” + +“It wasn’t me — and how did he know?” + +“He works for the Ministry,” said Ron. “You know +we’re not supposed to do spells outside school — ” + +Page | 28 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +“You should talk,” said Harry, staring at the floating +car. + +“Oh, this doesn’t count,” said Ron. “We’re only +borrowing this. It’s Dad’s, we didn’t enchant it. But +doing magic in front of those Muggles you live with — ” + +“I told you, I didn’t — but it’ll take too long to explain +now — look, can you tell them at Hogwarts that the +Dursleys have locked me up and won’t let me come +back, and obviously I can’t magic myself out, because +the Ministry’ll think that’s the second spell I’ve done +in three days, so — ” + +“Stop gibbering,” said Ron. “We’ve come to take you +home with us.” + +“But you can’t magic me out either — ” + +“We don’t need to,” said Ron, jerking his head toward +the front seat and grinning. “You forget who I’ve got +with me.” + +“Tie that around the bars,” said Fred, throwing the +end of a rope to Harry. + +“If the Dursleys wake up, I’m dead,” said Harry as he +tied the rope tightly around a bar and Fred revved up +the car. + +“Don’t worry,” said Fred, “and stand back.” + +Harry moved back into the shadows next to Hedwig, +who seemed to have realized how important this was +and kept still and silent. The car revved louder and +louder and suddenly, with a crunching noise, the +bars were pulled clean out of the window as Fred +drove straight up in the air. Harry ran back to the +window to see the bars dangling a few feet above the +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ground. Panting, Ron hoisted them up into the car. +Harry listened anxiously, but there was no sound +from the Dursleys’ bedroom. + +When the bars were safely in the back seat with Ron, +Fred reversed as close as possible to Harry’s window. + +“Get in,” Ron said. + +“But all my Hogwarts stuff — my wand — my +broomstick — ” + +“Where is it?” + +“Locked in the cupboard under the stairs, and I can’t +get out of this room — ” + +“No problem,” said George from the front passenger +seat. “Out of the way, Harry.” + +Fred and George climbed catlike through the window +into Harry’s room. You had to hand it to them, +thought Harry, as George took an ordinary hairpin +from his pocket and started to pick the lock. + +“A lot of wizards think it’s a waste of time, knowing +this sort of Muggle trick,” said Fred, “but we feel +they’re skills worth learning, even if they are a bit +slow.” + +There was a small click and the door swung open. + +“So — we’ll get your trunk — you grab anything you +need from your room and hand it out to Ron,” +whispered George. + +“Watch out for the bottom stair — it creaks,” Harry +whispered back as the twins disappeared onto the +dark landing. + +Page | 30 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry dashed around his room, collecting his things +and passing them out of the window to Ron. Then he +went to help Fred and George heave his trunk up the +stairs. Harry heard Uncle Vernon cough. + +At last, panting, they reached the landing, then +carried the trunk through Harry’s room to the open +window. Fred climbed back into the car to pull with +Ron, and Harry and George pushed from the bedroom +side. Inch by inch, the trunk slid through the window. + +Uncle Vernon coughed again. + +“A bit more,” panted Fred, who was pulling from +inside the car. “One good push — ” + +Harry and George threw their shoulders against the +trunk and it slid out of the window into the back seat +of the car. + +“Okay, let’s go,” George whispered. + +But as Harry climbed onto the windowsill there came +a sudden loud screech from behind him, followed +immediately by the thunder of Uncle Vernon’s voice. + +“THAT RUDDY OWL!” + +“I’ve forgotten Hedwig!” + +Harry tore back across the room as the landing light +clicked on — he snatched up Hedwig’s cage, dashed +to the window, and passed it out to Ron. He was +scrambling back onto the chest of drawers when +Uncle Vernon hammered on the unlocked door — and +it crashed open. + + + +Page | 31 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +For a split second, Uncle Vernon stood framed in the +doorway; then he let out a bellow like an angry bull +and dived at Harry, grabbing him by the ankle. + +Ron, Fred, and George seized Harry’s arms and pulled +as hard as they could. + +“Petunia!” roared Uncle Vernon. “He’s getting away! +HE’S GETTING AWAY!” + +But the Weasleys gave a gigantic tug and Harry’s leg +slid out of Uncle Vernon’s grasp — Harry was in the +car — he’d slammed the door shut — + +“Put your foot down, Fred!” yelled Ron, and the car +shot suddenly toward the moon. + +Harry couldn’t believe it — he was free. He rolled +down the window, the night air whipping his hair, +and looked back at the shrinking rooftops of Privet +Drive. Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley were +all hanging, dumbstruck, out of Harry’s window. + +“See you next summer!” Harry yelled. + +The Weasleys roared with laughter and Harry settled +back in his seat, grinning from ear to ear. + +“Let Hedwig out,” he told Ron. “She can fly behind us. +She hasn’t had a chance to stretch her wings for +ages.” + +George handed the hairpin to Ron and, a moment +later, Hedwig soared joyfully out of the window to +glide alongside them like a ghost. + +“So — what’s the story, Harry?” said Ron impatiently. +“What’s been happening?” + + + +Page | 32 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry told them all about Dobby, the warning he’d +given Harry and the fiasco of the violet pudding. +There was a long, shocked silence when he had +finished. + +“Very fishy,” said Fred finally. + +“Definitely dodgy,” agreed George. “So he wouldn’t +even tell you who’s supposed to be plotting all this +stuff?” + +“I don’t think he could,” said Harry. “I told you, every +time he got close to letting something slip, he started +banging his head against the wall.” + +He saw Fred and George look at each other. + +“What, you think he was lying to me?” said Harry. + +“Well,” said Fred, “put it this way — house-elves have +got powerful magic of their own, but they can’t +usually use it without their master’s permission. I +reckon old Dobby was sent to stop you coming back +to Hogwarts. Someone’s idea of a joke. Can you think +of anyone at school with a grudge against you?” + +“Yes,” said Harry and Ron together, instantly. + +“Draco Malfoy,” Harry explained. “He hates me.” + +“Draco Malfoy?” said George, turning around. “Not +Lucius Malfoy’s son?” + +“Must be, it’s not a very common name, is it?” said +Harry. “Why?” + +“I’ve heard Dad talking about him,” said George. “He +was a big supporter of You-Know-Who.” + + + +Page | 33 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And when You-Know-Who disappeared,” said Fred, +craning around to look at Harry, “Lucius Malfoy came +back saying he’d never meant any of it. Load of dung +— Dad reckons he was right in You-Know- Who’s +inner circle.” + +Harry had heard these rumors about Malfoy’s family +before, and they didn’t surprise him at all. Malfoy +made Dudley Dursley look like a kind, thoughtful, +and sensitive boy. + +“I don’t know whether the Malfoys own a house-elf. + +...” said Harry. + +“Well, whoever owns him will be an old wizarding +family, and they’ll be rich,” said Fred. + +“Yeah, Mum’s always wishing we had a house-elf to +do the ironing,” said George. “But all we’ve got is a +lousy old ghoul in the attic and gnomes all over the +garden. House-elves come with big old manors and +castles and places like that; you wouldn’t catch one in +our house. ...” + +Harry was silent. Judging by the fact that Draco +Malfoy usually had the best of everything, his family +was rolling in wizard gold; he could just see Malfoy +strutting around a large manor house. Sending the +family servant to stop Harry from going back to +Hogwarts also sounded exactly like the sort of thing +Malfoy would do. Had Harry been stupid to take +Dobby seriously? + +“I’m glad we came to get you, anyway,” said Ron. “I +was getting really worried when you didn’t answer +any of my letters. I thought it was Errol’s fault at first + + + +“Who’s Errol?” + +Page | 34 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Our owl. He’s ancient. It wouldn’t be the first time +he’d collapsed on a delivery. So then I tried to borrow +Hermes — ” + +“Who?” + +“The owl Mum and Dad bought Percy when he was +made prefect,” said Fred from the front. + +“But Percy wouldn’t lend him to me,” said Ron. “Said +he needed him.” + +“Percy’s been acting very oddly this summer,” said +George, frowning. “And he has been sending a lot of +letters and spending a load of time shut up in his +room. ... I mean, there’s only so many times you can +polish a prefect badge. ... You’re driving too far west, +Fred,” he added, pointing at a compass on the +dashboard. Fred twiddled the steering wheel. + +“So, does your dad know you’ve got the car?” said +Harry, guessing the answer. + +“Er, no,” said Ron, “he had to work tonight. Hopefully +we’ll be able to get it back in the garage without Mum +noticing we flew it.” + +“What does your dad do at the Ministry of Magic, +anyway?” + +“He works in the most boring department,” said Ron. +“The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office.” + +“The what?” + +“It’s all to do with bewitching things that are Muggle- +made, you know, in case they end up back in a +Muggle shop or house. Like, last year, some old witch +died and her tea set was sold to an antiques shop. + +Page | 35 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +This Muggle woman bought it, took it home, and tried +to serve her friends tea in it. It was a nightmare — +Dad was working overtime for weeks.” + +“What happened?” + +“The teapot went berserk and squirted boiling tea all +over the place and one man ended up in the hospital +with the sugar tongs clamped to his nose. Dad was +going frantic — it’s only him and an old warlock +called Perkins in the office — and they had to do +Memory Charms and all sorts of stuff to cover it up — + + + +“But your dad — this car — ” + +Fred laughed. “Yeah, Dad’s crazy about everything to +do with Muggles; our shed’s full of Muggle stuff. He +takes it apart, puts spells on it, and puts it back +together again. If he raided our house he’d have to put +himself under arrest. It drives Mum mad.” + +“That’s the main road,” said George, peering down +through the windshield. “We’ll be there in ten +minutes. ... Just as well, it’s getting light. ...” + +A faint pinkish glow was visible along the horizon to +the east. + +Fred brought the car lower, and Harry saw a dark +patchwork of fields and clumps of trees. + +“We’re a little way outside the village,” said George. +“Ottery St. Catchpole.” + +Lower and lower went the flying car. The edge of a +brilliant red sun was now gleaming through the trees. + + + +Page | 36 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Touchdown!” said Fred as, with a slight bump, they +hit the ground. They had landed next to a +tumbledown garage in a small yard, and Harry looked +out for the first time at Ron’s house. + +It looked as though it had once been a large stone +pigpen, but extra rooms had been added here and +there until it was several stories high and so crooked +it looked as though it were held up by magic (which, +Harry reminded himself, it probably was). Four or five +chimneys were perched on top of the red roof. A +lopsided sign stuck in the ground near the entrance +read, THE BURROW. Around the front door lay a +jumble of rubber boots and a very rusty cauldron. +Several fat brown chickens were pecking their way +around the yard. + +“It’s not much,” said Ron. + +“It’s wonderful,” said Harry happily, thinking of Privet +Drive. + +They got out of the car. + +“Now, we’ll go upstairs really quietly,” said Fred, “and +wait for Mum to call us for breakfast. Then, Ron, you +come bounding downstairs going, ‘Mum, look who +turned up in the night!’ and she’ll be all pleased to +see Harry and no one need ever know we flew the +car.” + +“Right,” said Ron. “Come on, Harry, I sleep at the — +at the top — ” + +Ron had gone a nasty greenish color, his eyes fixed on +the house. The other three wheeled around. + +Mrs. Weasley was marching across the yard, +scattering chickens, and for a short, plump, kind- + +P a g e | 37 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +faced woman, it was remarkable how much she +looked like a saber-toothed tiger. + +“Ah,” said Fred. + +“Oh, dear,” said George. + +Mrs. Weasley came to a halt in front of them, her +hands on her hips, staring from one guilty face to the +next. She was wearing a flowered apron with a wand +sticking out of the pocket. + +“So,” she said. + +“ ’Morning, Mum,” said George, in what he clearly +thought was a jaunty, winning voice. + +“Have you any idea how worried I’ve been?” said Mrs. +Weasley in a deadly whisper. + +“Sorry, Mum, but see, we had to — ” + +All three of Mrs. Weasley’s sons were taller than she +was, but they cowered as her rage broke over them. + +“Beds empty\ No note\ Car gone — could have crashed +— out of my mind with worry — did you care? — +never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father +gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or +Charlie or Percy — ” + +“Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. + +“YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF +PERCY’S BOOK!” yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding a +finger in Fred’s chest. “You could havedied, you could +have been seen, you could have lost your father his +job + + + +Page | 38 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had +shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, +who backed away. + +“I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said. +“Come in and have some breakfast.” + +She turned and walked back into the house and +Harry, after a nervous glance at Ron, who nodded +encouragingly, followed her. + +The kitchen was small and rather cramped. There +was a scrubbed wooden table and chairs in the +middle, and Harry sat down on the edge of his seat, +looking around. He had never been in a wizard house +before. + +The clock on the wall opposite him had only one hand +and no numbers at all. Written around the edge were +things like Time to make tea, Time to feed the +chickens, and You’re late. Books were stacked three +deep on the mantelpiece, books with titles like Charm +Your Own Cheese, Enchantment in Baking, and One +Minute Feasts — It’s Magid And unless Harry’s ears +were deceiving him, the old radio next to the sink had +just announced that coming up was “Witching Hour, +with the popular singing sorceress, Celestina +Warbeck.” + +Mrs. Weasley was clattering around, cooking +breakfast a little haphazardly, throwing dirty looks at +her sons as she threw sausages into the frying pan. +Every now and then she muttered things like “don’t +know what you were thinking of,” and “never would +have believed it.” + +“I don’t blame you, dear,” she assured Harry, tipping +eight or nine sausages onto his plate. “Arthur and I +have been worried about you, too. Just last night we + +Page | 39 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were saying we’d come and get you ourselves if you +hadn’t written back to Ron by Friday. But really” (she +was now adding three fried eggs to his plate), “flying +an illegal car halfway across the country — anyone +could have seen you — ” + +She flicked her wand casually at the dishes in the +sink, which began to clean themselves, clinking +gently in the background. + +“It was cloudy, Mum!” said Fred. + +“You keep your mouth closed while you’re eating!” +Mrs. Weasley snapped. + +“They were starving him, Mum!” said George. + +“And you!” said Mrs. Weasley, but it was with a +slightly softened expression that she started cutting +Harry bread and buttering it for him. + +At that moment there was a diversion in the form of a +small, redheaded figure in a long nightdress, who +appeared in the kitchen, gave a small squeal, and ran +out again. + +“Ginny,” said Ron in an undertone to Harry. “My +sister. She’s been talking about you all summer.” + +“Yeah, she’ll be wanting your autograph, Harry,” Fred +said with a grin, but he caught his mother’s eye and +bent his face over his plate without another word. +Nothing more was said until all four plates were +clean, which took a surprisingly short time. + +“Blimey, I’m tired,” yawned Fred, setting down his +knife and fork at last. “I think I’ll go to bed and — ” + + + +Page | 40 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You will not,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “It’s your own +fault you’ve been up all night. You’re going to de- +gnome the garden for me; they’re getting completely +out of hand again — ” + +“Oh, Mum — ” + +“And you two,” she said, glaring at Ron and Fred. + +“You can go up to bed, dear,” she added to Harry. + +“You didn’t ask them to fly that wretched car — ” + +But Harry, who felt wide awake, said quickly, “I’ll help +Ron. I’ve never seen a de-gnoming — ” + +“That’s very sweet of you, dear, but it’s dull work,” +said Mrs. Weasley. “Now, let’s see what Lockhart’s got +to say on the subject — ” + +And she pulled a heavy book from the stack on the +mantelpiece. George groaned. + +“Mum, we know how to de-gnome a garden — ” + +Harry looked at the cover of Mrs. Weasley’s book. +Written across it in fancy gold letters were the words +Gilderoy Lockhart’s Guide to Household Pests. There +was a big photograph on the front of a very good- +looking wizard with wavy blond hair and bright blue +eyes. As always in the wizarding world, the +photograph was moving; the wizard, who Harry +supposed was Gilderoy Lockhart, kept winking +cheekily up at them all. Mrs. Weasley beamed down +at him. + +“Oh, he is marvelous,” she said. “He knows his +household pests, all right, it’s a wonderful book. ...” + +“Mum fancies him,” said Fred, in a very audible +whisper. + +Page | 41 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t be so ridiculous, Fred,” said Mrs. Weasley, her +cheeks rather pink. “All right, if you think you know +better than Lockhart, you can go and get on with it, +and woe betide you if there’s a single gnome in that +garden when I come out to inspect it.” + +Yawning and grumbling, the Weasleys slouched +outside with Harry behind them. The garden was +large, and in Harry’s eyes, exactly what a garden +should be. The Dursleys wouldn’t have liked it — +there were plenty of weeds, and the grass needed +cutting — but there were gnarled trees all around the +walls, plants Harry had never seen spilling from every +flower bed, and a big green pond full of frogs. + +“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know,” Harry +told Ron as they crossed the lawn. + +“Yeah, I’ve seen those things they think are gnomes,” +said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, +“like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods. ...” + +There was a violent scuffling noise, the peony bush +shuddered, and Ron straightened up. “ This is a +gnome,” he said grimly. + +“Gerroff me! Gerroff me!” squealed the gnome. + +It was certainly nothing like Santa Claus. It was small +and leathery looking, with a large, knobby, bald head +exactly like a potato. Ron held it at arm’s length as it +kicked out at him with its horny little feet; he grasped +it around the ankles and turned it upside down. + +“This is what you have to do,” he said. He raised the +gnome above his head (“Gerroff me!”) and started to +swing it in great circles like a lasso. Seeing the +shocked look on Harry’s face, Ron added, “It doesn’t + + + +Page | 42 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hurt them — you’ve just got to make them really dizzy +so they can’t find their way back to the gnomeholes.” + + + +He let go of the gnome’s ankles: It flew twenty feet +into the air and landed with a thud in the field over +the hedge. + +“Pitiful,” said Fred. “I bet I can get mine beyond that +stump.” + +Harry learned quickly not to feel too sorry for the +gnomes. He decided just to drop the first one he +caught over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing +weakness, sank its razor-sharp teeth into Harry’s +finger and he had a hard job shaking it off — until — + +“Wow, Harry — that must’ve been fifty feet. ...” + +The air was soon thick with flying gnomes. + +“See, they’re not too bright,” said George, seizing five +or six gnomes at once. “The moment they know the +de-gnoming’s going on they storm up to have a look. +You’d think they’d have learned by now just to stay +put.” + +Soon, the crowd of gnomes in the field started walking +away in a straggling line, their little shoulders +hunched. + +“They’ll be back,” said Ron as they watched the +gnomes disappear into the hedge on the other side of +the field. “They love it here. ... Dad’s too soft with +them; he thinks they’re funny. ...” + +Just then, the front door slammed. + +“He’s back!” said George. “Dad’s home!” + +Page | 43 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They hurried through the garden and back into the +house. + +Mr. Weasley was slumped in a kitchen chair with his +glasses off and his eyes closed. He was a thin man, +going bald, but the little hair he had was as red as +any of his children’s. He was wearing long green +robes, which were dusty and travel-worn. + +“What a night,” he mumbled, groping for the teapot as +they all sat down around him. “Nine raids. Nine! And +old Mundungus Fletcher tried to put a hex on me +when I had my back turned. ...” + +Mr. Weasley took a long gulp of tea and sighed. + +“Find anything, Dad?” said Fred eagerly. + +“All I got were a few shrinking door keys and a biting +kettle,” yawned Mr. Weasley. “There was some pretty +nasty stuff that wasn’t my department, though. +Mortlake was taken away for questioning about some +extremely odd ferrets, but that’s the Committee on +Experimental Charms, thank goodness. ...” + +“Why would anyone bother making door keys +shrink?” said George. + +“Just Muggle-baiting,” sighed Mr. Weasley. “Sell them +a key that keeps shrinking to nothing so they can +never find it when they need it. ... Of course, it’s very +hard to convict anyone because no Muggle would +admit their key keeps shrinking — they’ll insist they +just keep losing it. Bless them, they’ll go to any +lengths to ignore magic, even if it’s staring them in +the face. ... But the things our lot have taken to +enchanting, you wouldn’t believe — ” + +“LIKE CARS, FOR INSTANCE?” + +Page | 44 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley had appeared, holding a long poker like +a sword. Mr. Weasley’s eyes jerked open. He stared +guiltily at his wife. + +“C-cars, Molly, dear?” + +“Yes, Arthur, cars,” said Mrs. Weasley, her eyes +flashing. “Imagine a wizard buying a rusty old car and +telling his wife all he wanted to do with it was take it +apart to see how it worked, while really he was +enchanting it to make it fly.” + +Mr. Weasley blinked. + +“Well, dear, I think you’ll find that he would be quite +within the law to do that, even if — er — he maybe +would have done better to, um, tell his wife the truth. +... There’s a loophole in the law, you’ll find. ... As long +as he wasn’t intending to fly the car, the fact that the +car could fly wouldn’t — ” + +“Arthur Weasley, you made sure there was a loophole +when you wrote that law!” shouted Mrs. Weasley. +“Just so you could carry on tinkering with all that +Muggle rubbish in your shed! And for your +information, Harry arrived this morning in the car +you weren’t intending to fly!” + +“Harry?” said Mr. Weasley blankly. “Harry who?” + +He looked around, saw Harry, and jumped. + +“Good lord, is it Harry Potter? Very pleased to meet +you, Ron’s told us so much about — ” + +“ Your sons flew that car to Harry’s house and back +last nighti” shouted Mrs. Weasley. “What have you got +to say about that, eh?” + + + +Page | 45 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did you really?” said Mr. Weasley eagerly. “Did it go +all right? I — I mean,” he faltered as sparks flew from +Mrs. Weasley’s eyes, “that — that was very wrong, +boys — very wrong indeed. ...” + +“Let’s leave them to it,” Ron muttered to Harry as +Mrs. Weasley swelled like a bullfrog. “Come on, I’ll +show you my bedroom.” + +They slipped out of the kitchen and down a narrow +passageway to an uneven staircase, which wound its +way, zigzagging up through the house. On the third +landing, a door stood ajar. Harry just caught sight of +a pair of bright brown eyes staring at him before it +closed with a snap. + +“Ginny,” said Ron. “You don’t know how weird it is for +her to be this shy. She never shuts up normally — ” + +They climbed two more flights until they reached a +door with peeling paint and a small plaque on it, +saying RONALD’S ROOM. + +Harry stepped in, his head almost touching the +sloping ceiling, and blinked. It was like walking into a +furnace: Nearly everything in Ron’s room seemed to +be a violent shade of orange: the bedspread, the walls, +even the ceiling. Then Harry realized that Ron had +covered nearly every inch of the shabby wallpaper +with posters of the same seven witches and wizards, +all wearing bright orange robes, carrying broomsticks, +and waving energetically. + +“Your Quidditch team?” said Harry. + +“The Chudley Cannons,” said Ron, pointing at the +orange bedspread, which was emblazoned with two +giant black C’s and a speeding cannonball. “Ninth in +the league.” + +Page | 46 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron’s school spellbooks were stacked untidily in a +corner, next to a pile of comics that all seemed to +feature The Adventures of Martin Miggs, the Mad +Muggle. Ron’s magic wand was lying on top of a fish +tank full of frog spawn on the windowsill, next to his +fat gray rat, Scabbers, who was snoozing in a patch of +sun. + +Harry stepped over a pack of Self- Shuffling playing +cards on the floor and looked out of the tiny window. +In the field far below he could see a gang of gnomes +sneaking one by one back through the Weasleys’ +hedge. Then he turned to look at Ron, who was +watching him almost nervously, as though waiting for +his opinion. + +“It’s a bit small,” said Ron quickly. “Not like that room +you had with the Muggles. And I’m right underneath +the ghoul in the attic; he’s always banging on the +pipes and groaning. ...” + +But Harry, grinning widely, said, “This is the best +house I’ve ever been in.” + +Ron’s ears went pink. + + + +Page | 47 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +AT FLOURISH AND BLOTTS + +Life at the Burrow was as different as possible from +life on Privet Drive. The Dursleys liked everything +neat and ordered; the Weasleys’ house burst with the +strange and unexpected. Harry got a shock the first +time he looked in the mirror over the kitchen +mantelpiece and it shouted, “ Tuck your shirt in, +scruff yV’ The ghoul in the attic howled and dropped +pipes whenever he felt things were getting too quiet, +and small explosions from Fred and George’s +bedroom were considered perfectly normal. What +Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, +however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanking +ghoul: It was the fact that everybody there seemed to +like him. + +Mrs. Weasley fussed over the state of his socks and +tried to force him to eat fourth helpings at every meal. +Mr. Weasley liked Harry to sit next to him at the +dinner table so that he could bombard him with +questions about life with Muggles, asking him to +explain how things like plugs and the postal service +worked. + +Page | 48 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +“ Fascinating !” he would say as Harry talked him +through using a telephone. “Ingenious, really, how +many ways Muggles have found of getting along +without magic.” + +Harry heard from Hogwarts one sunny morning about +a week after he had arrived at the Burrow. He and +Ron went down to breakfast to find Mr. and Mrs. +Weasley and Ginny already sitting at the kitchen +table. The moment she saw Harry, Ginny accidentally +knocked her porridge bowl to the floor with a loud +clatter. Ginny seemed very prone to knocking things +over whenever Harry entered a room. She dived under +the table to retrieve the bowl and emerged with her +face glowing like the setting sun. Pretending he hadn’t +noticed this, Harry sat down and took the toast Mrs. +Weasley offered him. + +“Letters from school,” said Mr. Weasley, passing +Harry and Ron identical envelopes of yellowish +parchment, addressed in green ink. “Dumbledore +already knows you’re here, Harry — doesn’t miss a +trick, that man. You two’ve got them, too,” he added, +as Fred and George ambled in, still in their pajamas. + +For a few minutes there was silence as they all read +their letters. Harry’s told him to catch the Hogwarts +Express as usual from King’s Cross station on +September first. There was also a list of the new +books he’d need for the coming year. + +SECOND-YEAR STUDENTS WILL REQUIRE: + +The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2 by Miranda +Goshawk + +Break with a Banshee by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Gadding with Ghouls by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Page | 49 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +Holidays with Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Travels with Trolls by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Voyages with Vampires by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Wanderings with Werewolves by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Year with the Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart + +Fred, who had finished his own list, peered over at +Harry’s. + +“You’ve been told to get all Lockhart’s books, too!” he +said. “The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher +must be a fan — bet it’s a witch.” + +At this point, Fred caught his mother’s eye and +quickly busied himself with the marmalade. + +“That lot won’t come cheap,” said George, with a +quick look at his parents. “Lockhart’s books are really +expensive. ...” + +“Well, we’ll manage,” said Mrs. Weasley, but she +looked worried. “I expect we’ll be able to pick up a lot +of Ginny’s things secondhand.” + +“Oh, are you starting at Hogwarts this year?” Harry +asked Ginny. + +She nodded, blushing to the roots of her flaming hair, +and put her elbow in the butter dish. Fortunately no +one saw this except Harry, because just then Ron’s +elder brother Percy walked in. He was already +dressed, his Hogwarts prefect badge pinned to his +sweater vest. + +“Morning, all,” said Percy briskly. “Lovely day.” + +Page | 50 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He sat down in the only remaining chair but leapt up +again almost immediately, pulling from underneath +him a molting, gray feather duster — at least, that +was what Harry thought it was, until he saw that it +was breathing. + +“Errol!” said Ron, taking the limp owl from Percy and +extracting a letter from under its wing. “Finally — he’s +got Hermione’s answer. I wrote to her saying we were +going to try and rescue you from the Dursleys.” + +He carried Errol to a perch just inside the back door +and tried to stand him on it, but Errol flopped +straight off again so Ron laid him on the draining +board instead, muttering, “Pathetic.” Then he ripped +open Hermione’s letter and read it out loud: + +“ ‘Dear Ron, and Harry if you’re there, + +“ ‘I hope everything went all right and that Harry is +okay and that you didn’t do anything illegal to get him +out, Ron, because that would get Harry into trouble, +too. I’ve been really worried and if Harry is all right, +will you please let me know at once, but perhaps it +would be better if you used a different owl, because I +think another delivery might finish your one off + +“ ‘I’m very busy with schoolwork, of course’ — How can +she be?” said Ron in horror. “We’re on vacation! — +‘and we’re going to London next Wednesday to buy my +new books. Why don’t we meet in Diagon Alley? + +“ ‘Let me know what’s happening as soon as you can. +Love from Hermione.’ ” + +“Well, that fits in nicely, we can go and get all your +things then, too,” said Mrs. Weasley, starting to clear +the table. “What ’re you all up to today?” + + + +Page | 51 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Ron, Fred, and George were planning to go up +the hill to a small paddock the Weasleys owned. It +was surrounded by trees that blocked it from view of +the village below, meaning that they could practice +Quidditch there, as long as they didn’t fly too high. +They couldn’t use real Quidditch balls, which would +have been hard to explain if they had escaped and +flown away over the village; instead they threw apples +for one another to catch. They took turns riding +Harry’s Nimbus Two Thousand, which was easily the +best broom; Ron’s old Shooting Star was often +outstripped by passing butterflies. + +Five minutes later they were marching up the hill, +broomsticks over their shoulders. They had asked +Percy if he wanted to join them, but he had said he +was busy. Harry had only seen Percy at mealtimes so +far; he stayed shut in his room the rest of the time. + +“Wish I knew what he was up to,” said Fred, frowning. +“He’s not himself. His exam results came the day +before you did; twelve O.W.L.s and he hardly gloated +at all.” + +“Ordinary Wizarding Levels,” George explained, seeing +Harry’s puzzled look. “Bill got twelve, too. If we’re not +careful, we’ll have another Head Boy in the family. I +don’t think I could stand the shame.” + +Bill was the oldest Weasley brother. He and the next +brother, Charlie, had already left Hogwarts. Harry +had never met either of them, but knew that Charlie +was in Romania studying dragons and Bill in Egypt +working for the wizard’s bank, Gringotts. + +“Dunno how Mum and Dad are going to afford all our +school stuff this year,” said George after a while. “Five +sets of Lockhart books! And Ginny needs robes and a +wand and everything. ...” + +Page | 52 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry said nothing. He felt a bit awkward. Stored in +an underground vault at Gringotts in London was a +small fortune that his parents had left him. Of course, +it was only in the wizarding world that he had money; +you couldn’t use Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts in +Muggle shops. He had never mentioned his Gringotts +bank account to the Dursleys; he didn’t think their +horror of anything connected with magic would +stretch to a large pile of gold. + +Mrs. Weasley woke them all early the following +Wednesday. After a quick half a dozen bacon +sandwiches each, they pulled on their coats and Mrs. +Weasley took a flowerpot off the kitchen mantelpiece +and peered inside. + +“We’re running low, Arthur,” she sighed. “We’ll have +to buy some more today. ... Ah well, guests first! After +you, Harry dear!” + +And she offered him the flowerpot. + +Harry stared at them all watching him. + +“W-what am I supposed to do?” he stammered. + +“He’s never traveled by Floo powder,” said Ron +suddenly. “Sorry, Harry, I forgot.” + +“Never?” said Mr. Weasley. “But how did you get to +Diagon Alley to buy your school things last year?” + +“I went on the Underground — ” + +“Really?” said Mr. Weasley eagerly. “Were there +escapators? How exactly — ” + + + +Page | 53 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not now, Arthur,” said Mrs. Weasley. “Floo powder’s +a lot quicker, dear, but goodness me, if you’ve never +used it before — ” + + + +“He’ll be all right, Mum,” said Fred. “Harry, watch us +first.” + +He took a pinch of glittering powder out of the +flowerpot, stepped up to the fire, and threw the +powder into the flames. + +With a roar, the fire turned emerald green and rose +higher than Fred, who stepped right into it, shouted, +“Diagon Alley!” and vanished. + +“You must speak clearly, dear,” Mrs. Weasley told +Harry as George dipped his hand into the flowerpot. +“And be sure to get out at the right grate. ...” + +“The right what?” said Harry nervously as the fire +roared and whipped George out of sight, too. + +“Well, there are an awful lot of wizard fires to choose +from, you know, but as long as you’ve spoken clearly + + + +“He’ll be fine, Molly, don’t fuss,” said Mr. Weasley, +helping himself to Floo powder, too. + +“But, dear, if he got lost, how would we ever explain +to his aunt and uncle?” + +“They wouldn’t mind,” Harry reassured her. “Dudley +would think it was a brilliant joke if I got lost up a +chimney, don’t worry about that — ” + +“Well ... all right ... you go after Arthur,” said Mrs. +Weasley. “Now, when you get into the fire, say where +you’re going — ” + +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And keep your elbows tucked in,” Ron advised. + +“And your eyes shut,” said Mrs. Weasley. “The soot — + + + +“Don’t fidget,” said Ron. “Or you might well fall out of +the wrong fireplace — ” + +“But don’t panic and get out too early; wait until you +see Fred and George.” + +Trying hard to bear all this in mind, Harry took a +pinch of Floo powder and walked to the edge of the +fire. He took a deep breath, scattered the powder into +the flames, and stepped forward; the fire felt like a +warm breeze; he opened his mouth and immediately +swallowed a lot of hot ash. + +“D-Dia-gon Alley,” he coughed. + +It felt as though he were being sucked down a giant +drain. He seemed to be spinning very fast — the +roaring in his ears was deafening — he tried to keep +his eyes open but the whirl of green flames made him +feel sick — something hard knocked his elbow and he +tucked it in tightly, still spinning and spinning — now +it felt as though cold hands were slapping his face — +squinting through his glasses he saw a blurred +stream of fireplaces and snatched glimpses of the +rooms beyond — his bacon sandwiches were +churning inside him — he closed his eyes again +wishing it would stop, and then — + +He fell, face forward, onto cold stone and felt the +bridge of his glasses snap. + +Dizzy and bruised, covered in soot, he got gingerly to +his feet, holding his broken glasses up to his eyes. He +was quite alone, but where he was, he had no idea. + +Page | 55 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +All he could tell was that he was standing in the stone +fireplace of what looked like a large, dimly lit wizard’s +shop — but nothing in here was ever likely to be on a +Hogwarts school list. + +A glass case nearby held a withered hand on a +cushion, a bloodstained pack of cards, and a staring +glass eye. Evil-looking masks stared down from the +walls, an assortment of human bones lay upon the +counter, and rusty, spiked instruments hung from +the ceiling. Even worse, the dark, narrow street Harry +could see through the dusty shop window was +definitely not Diagon Alley. + +The sooner he got out of here, the better. Nose still +stinging where it had hit the hearth, Harry made his +way swiftly and silently toward the door, but before +he’d got halfway toward it, two people appeared on +the other side of the glass — and one of them was the +very last person Harry wanted to meet when he was +lost, covered in soot, and wearing broken glasses: +Draco Malfoy. + +Harry looked quickly around and spotted a large +black cabinet to his left; he shot inside it and pulled +the doors closed, leaving a small crack to peer +through. Seconds later, a bell clanged, and Malfoy +stepped into the shop. + +The man who followed could only be Draco’s father. + +He had the same pale, pointed face and identical cold, +gray eyes. Mr. Malfoy crossed the shop, looking lazily +at the items on display, and rang a bell on the +counter before turning to his son and saying, “Touch +nothing, Draco.” + +Malfoy, who had reached for the glass eye, said, “I +thought you were going to buy me a present.” + + + +Page | 56 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I said I would buy you a racing broom,” said his +father, drumming his fingers on the counter. + +“What’s the good of that if I’m not on the House +team?” said Malfoy, looking sulky and bad-tempered. +“Harry Potter got a Nimbus Two Thousand last year. +Special permission from Dumbledore so he could play +for Gryffindor. He’s not even that good, it’s just +because he’s famous ... famous for having a stupid +scar on his forehead. ...” + +Malfoy bent down to examine a shelf full of skulls. + +"... everyone thinks he’s so smart, wonderful Potter +with his scar and his broomstick — ” + +“You have told me this at least a dozen times +already,” said Mr. Malfoy, with a quelling look at his +son. “And I would remind you that it is not — prudent +— to appear less than fond of Harry Potter, not when +most of our kind regard him as the hero who made +the Dark Lord disappear — ah, Mr. Borgin.” + +A stooping man had appeared behind the counter, +smoothing his greasy hair back from his face. + +“Mr. Malfoy, what a pleasure to see you again,” said +Mr. Borgin in a voice as oily as his hair. “Delighted — +and young Master Malfoy, too — charmed. How may I +be of assistance? I must show you, just in today, and +very reasonably priced — ” + +“I’m not buying today, Mr. Borgin, but selling,” said +Mr. Malfoy. + +“Selling?” The smile faded slightly from Mr. Borgin ’s +face. + + + +Page | 57 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You have heard, of course, that the Ministry is +conducting more raids,” said Mr. Malfoy, taking a roll +of parchment from his inside pocket and unraveling it +for Mr. Borgin to read. “I have a few — ah — items at +home that might embarrass me, if the Ministry were +to call. ...” + +Mr. Borgin fixed a pair of pince-nez to his nose and +looked down the list. + +“The Ministry wouldn’t presume to trouble you, sir, +surely?” + +Mr. Malfoy’s lip curled. + +“I have not been visited yet. The name Malfoy still +commands a certain respect, yet the Ministry grows +ever more meddlesome. There are rumors about a +new Muggle Protection Act — no doubt that flea- +bitten, Muggle-loving fool Arthur Weasley is behind it + + + +Harry felt a hot surge of anger. + +“ — and as you see, certain of these poisons might +make it appear — ” + +“I understand, sir, of course,” said Mr. Borgin. “Let +me see ...” + +“Can I have that?” interrupted Draco, pointing at the +withered hand on its cushion. + +“Ah, the Hand of Glory!” said Mr. Borgin, abandoning +Mr. Malfoy’s list and scurrying over to Draco. “Insert a +candle and it gives light only to the holder! Best friend +of thieves and plunderers! Your son has fine taste, +sir.” + + + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I hope my son will amount to more than a thief or a +plunderer, Borgin,” said Mr. Malfoy coldly, and Mr. +Borgin said quickly, “No offense, sir, no offense meant + + + +“Though if his grades don’t pick up,” said Mr. Malfoy, +more coldly still, “that may indeed be all he is fit for + + + +“It’s not my fault,” retorted Draco. “The teachers all +have favorites, that Hermione Granger — ” + +“I would have thought you’d be ashamed that a girl of +no wizard family beat you in every exam,” snapped +Mr. Malfoy. + +“Ha!” said Harry under his breath, pleased to see +Draco looking both abashed and angry. + +“It’s the same all over,” said Mr. Borgin, in his oily +voice. “Wizard blood is counting for less everywhere — + + + +“Not with me,” said Mr. Malfoy, his long nostrils +flaring. + +“No, sir, nor with me, sir,” said Mr. Borgin, with a +deep bow. + +“In that case, perhaps we can return to my list,” said +Mr. Malfoy shortly. “I am in something of a hurry, +Borgin, I have important business elsewhere today — ” + +They started to haggle. Harry watched nervously as +Draco drew nearer and nearer to his hiding place, +examining the objects for sale. Draco paused to +examine a long coil of hangman’s rope and to read, +smirking, the card propped on a magnificent necklace + + + +Page | 59 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of opals, Caution: Do Not Touch. Cursed — Has +Claimed the Lives of Nineteen Muggle Owners to Date. + + + +Draco turned away and saw the cabinet right in front +of him. He walked forward — he stretched out his +hand for the handle — + +“Done,” said Mr. Malfoy at the counter. “Come, Draco + + + +Harry wiped his forehead on his sleeve as Draco +turned away. + +“Good day to you, Mr. Borgin. Ill expect you at the +manor tomorrow to pick up the goods.” + +The moment the door had closed, Mr. Borgin dropped +his oily manner. + +“Good day yourself, Mister Malfoy, and if the stories +are true, you haven’t sold me half of what’s hidden in +your manor. ...” + +Muttering darkly, Mr. Borgin disappeared into a back +room. Harry waited for a minute in case he came +back, then, quietly as he could, slipped out of the +cabinet, past the glass cases, and out of the shop +door. + +Clutching his broken glasses to his face, Harry stared +around. He had emerged into a dingy alleyway that +seemed to be made up entirely of shops devoted to the +Dark Arts. The one he’d just left, Borgin and Burkes, +looked like the largest, but opposite was a nasty +window display of shrunken heads and, two doors +down, a large cage was alive with gigantic black +spiders. Two shab by-looking wizards were watching +him from the shadow of a doorway, muttering to each +other. Feeling jumpy, Harry set off, trying to hold his +Page | 60 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +glasses on straight and hoping against hope he’d be +able to find a way out of here. + +An old wooden street sign hanging over a shop selling +poisonous candles told him he was in Knockturn +Alley. This didn’t help, as Harry had never heard of +such a place. He supposed he hadn’t spoken clearly +enough through his mouthful of ashes back in the +Weasleys’ fire. Trying to stay calm, he wondered what +to do. + +“Not lost are you, my dear?” said a voice in his ear, +making him jump. + +An aged witch stood in front of him, holding a tray of +what looked horribly like whole human fingernails. + +She leered at him, showing mossy teeth. Harry +backed away. + +“I’m fine, thanks,” he said. “I’m just — ” + +“HARRY! What d’yeh think yer doin’ down there?” + +Harry’s heart leapt. So did the witch; a load of +fingernails cascaded down over her feet and she +cursed as the massive form of Hagrid, the Hogwarts +gamekeeper, came striding toward them, beetle-black +eyes flashing over his great bristling beard. + +“Hagrid!” Harry croaked in relief. “I was lost — Floo +powder — ” + +Hagrid seized Harry by the scruff of the neck and +pulled him away from the witch, knocking the tray +right out of her hands. Her shrieks followed them all +the way along the twisting alleyway out into bright +sunlight. Harry saw a familiar, snow-white marble +building in the distance — Gringotts Bank. Hagrid +had steered him right into Diagon Alley. + +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yer a mess!” said Hagrid gruffly, brushing soot off +Harry so forcefully he nearly knocked him into a +barrel of dragon dung outside an apothecary. + +“Skulkin’ around Knockturn Alley, I dunno — dodgy +place, Harry — don’ want no one ter see yeh down +there — ” + +“I realized that,” said Harry, ducking as Hagrid made +to brush him off again. “I told you, I was lost — what +were you doing down there, anyway?” + +“ I was lookin’ fer a Flesh-Eatin’ Slug Repellent,” +growled Hagrid. “They’re ruinin’ the school cabbages. +Yer not on yer own?” + +“I’m staying with the Weasleys but we got separated,” +Harry explained. “I’ve got to go and find them. ...” + +They set off together down the street. + +“How come yeh never wrote back ter me?” said Hagrid +as Harry jogged alongside him (he had to take three +steps to every stride of Hagrid ’s enormous boots). +Harry explained all about Dobby and the Dursleys. + +“Lousy Muggles,” growled Hagrid. “If I’d’ve known — ” + +“Harry! Harry! Over here!” + +Harry looked up and saw Hermione Granger standing +at the top of the white flight of steps to Gringotts. She +ran down to meet them, her bushy brown hair flying +behind her. + +“What happened to your glasses? Hello, Hagrid — Oh, +it’s wonderful to see you two again — Are you coming +into Gringotts, Harry?” + +“As soon as I’ve found the Weasleys,” said Harry. + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeh won’t have long ter wait,” Hagrid said with a +grin. + +Harry and Hermione looked around: Sprinting up the +crowded street were Ron, Fred, George, Percy, and +Mr. Weasley. + +“Harry,” Mr. Weasley panted. “We hoped you’d only +gone one grate too far. ...” He mopped his glistening +bald patch. “Molly’s frantic — she’s coming now — ” + +“Where did you come out?” Ron asked. + +“Knockturn Alley,” said Hagrid grimly. + +“Excellent.” said Fred and George together. + +“We’ve never been allowed in,” said Ron enviously. + +“I should ruddy well think not,” growled Hagrid. + +Mrs. Weasley now came galloping into view, her +handbag swinging wildly in one hand, Ginny just +clinging onto the other. + +“Oh, Harry — oh, my dear — you could have been +anywhere — ” + +Gasping for breath she pulled a large clothes brush +out of her bag and began sweeping off the soot Hagrid +hadn’t managed to beat away. Mr. Weasley took +Harry’s glasses, gave them a tap of his wand, and +returned them, good as new. + +“Well, gotta be off,” said Hagrid, who was having his +hand wrung by Mrs. Weasley (“Knockturn Alley! If you +hadn’t found him, Hagrid!”). “See yer at Hogwarts!” +And he strode away, head and shoulders taller than +anyone else in the packed street. + +Page | 63 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Guess who I saw in Borgin and Burkes?” Harry +asked Ron and Hermione as they climbed the +Gringotts steps. “Malfoy and his father.” + +“Did Lucius Malfoy buy anything?” said Mr. Weasley +sharply behind them. + +“No, he was selling — ” + +“So he’s worried,” said Mr. Weasley with grim +satisfaction. “Oh, I’d love to get Lucius Malfoy for +something. ...” + +“You be careful, Arthur,” said Mrs. Weasley sharply +as they were bowed into the bank by a goblin at the +door. “That family’s trouble. Don’t go biting off more +than you can chew — ” + +“So you don’t think I’m a match for Lucius Malfoy?” +said Mr. Weasley indignantly, but he was distracted +almost at once by the sight of Hermione’s parents, +who were standing nervously at the counter that ran +all along the great marble hall, waiting for Hermione +to introduce them. + +“But you’re Mugglesl” said Mr. Weasley delightedly. +“We must have a drink! What’s that you’ve got there? +Oh, you’re changing Muggle money. Molly, look!” He +pointed excitedly at the ten-pound notes in Mr. +Granger’s hand. + +“Meet you back here,” Ron said to Hermione as the +Weasleys and Harry were led off to their underground +vaults by another Gringotts goblin. + +The vaults were reached by means of small, goblin- +driven carts that sped along minature train tracks +through the bank’s underground tunnels. Harry +enjoyed the breakneck journey down to the Weasleys’ + +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +vault, but felt dreadful, far worse than he had in +Knock- turn Alley, when it was opened. There was a +very small pile of silver Sickles inside, and just one +gold Galleon. Mrs. Weasley felt right into the corners +before sweeping the whole lot into her bag. Harry felt +even worse when they reached his vault. He tried to +block the contents from view as he hastily shoved +handfuls of coins into a leather bag. + +Back outside on the marble steps, they all separated. +Percy muttered vaguely about needing a new quill. +Fred and George had spotted their friend from +Hogwarts, Lee Jordan. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny were +going to a secondhand robe shop. Mr. Weasley was +insisting on taking the Grangers off to the Leaky +Cauldron for a drink. + +“Well all meet at Flourish and Blotts in an hour to +buy your schoolbooks,” said Mrs. Weasley, setting off +with Ginny. “And not one step down Knockturn +Alley!” she shouted at the twins’ retreating backs. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione strolled off along the +winding, cobbled street. The bag of gold, silver, and +bronze jangling cheerfully in Harry’s pocket was +clamoring to be spent, so he bought three large +strawberry-and-peanut-butter ice creams, which they +slurped happily as they wandered up the alley, +examining the fascinating shop windows. Ron gazed +longingly at a full set of Chudley Cannon robes in the +windows of Quality Quidditch Supplies until +Hermione dragged them off to buy ink and parchment +next door. In Gambol and Japes Wizarding Joke +Shop, they met Fred, George, and Lee Jordan, who +were stocking up on Dr. Filibuster’s Fabulous Wet- +Start, No-Heat Fireworks, and in a tiny junk shop full +of broken wands, lopsided brass scales, and old +cloaks covered in potion stains they found Percy, + + + +Page | 65 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +deeply immersed in a small and deeply boring book +called Prefects Who Gained Power. + +“A study of Hogwarts prefects and their later careers,” +Ron read aloud off the back cover. “That sounds +fascinating. ...” + +“Go away,” Percy snapped. + +“ ’Course, he’s very ambitious, Percy, he’s got it all +planned out. ... He wants to be Minister of Magic ...” +Ron told Harry and Hermione in an undertone as they +left Percy to it. + +An hour later, they headed for Flourish and Blotts. +They were by no means the only ones making their +way to the bookshop. As they approached it, they saw +to their surprise a large crowd jostling outside the +doors, trying to get in. The reason for this was +proclaimed by a large banner stretched across the +upper windows: + +GILDEROY LOCKHART + +will be signing copies of his autobiography + +MAGICAL ME + +today 12:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. + +“We can actually meet him!” Hermione squealed. “I +mean, he’s written almost the whole booklist!” + +The crowd seemed to be made up mostly of witches +around Mrs. Weasley’s age. A harassed-looking wizard +stood at the door, saying, “Calmly, please, ladies. ... +Don’t push, there ... mind the books, now. ...” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione squeezed inside. A long +line wound right to the back of the shop, where +Gilderoy Lockhart was signing his books. They each + +Page | 66 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +grabbed a copy of The Standard Book of Spells, Grade +2 and sneaked up the line to where the rest of the +Weasleys were standing with Mr. and Mrs. Granger. + +“Oh, there you are, good,” said Mrs. Weasley. She +sounded breathless and kept patting her hair. “Well +be able to see him in a minute. ...” + +Gilderoy Lockhart came slowly into view, seated at a +table surrounded by large pictures of his own face, all +winking and flashing dazzlingly white teeth at the +crowd. The real Lockhart was wearing robes of forget- +me-not blue that exactly matched his eyes; his +pointed wizard’s hat was set at a jaunty angle on his +wavy hair. + +A short, irritable-looking man was dancing around +taking photographs with a large black camera that +emitted puffs of purple smoke with every blinding +flash. + +“Out of the way, there,” he snarled at Ron, moving +back to get a better shot. “This is for the Daily Prophet + + + +“Big deal,” said Ron, rubbing his foot where the +photographer had stepped on it. + +Gilderoy Lockhart heard him. He looked up. He saw +Ron — and then he saw Harry. He stared. Then he +leapt to his feet and positively shouted, “It can’t be +Harry Potter?” + +The crowd parted, whispering excitedly; Lockhart +dived forward, seized Harry’s arm, and pulled him to +the front. The crowd burst into applause. Harry’s face +burned as Lockhart shook his hand for the +photographer, who was clicking away madly, wafting +thick smoke over the Weasleys. + +Page | 67 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nice big smile, Harry,” said Lockhart, through his +own gleaming teeth. “Together, you and I are worth +the front page.” + +When he finally let go of Harry’s hand, Harry could +hardly feel his fingers. He tried to sidle back over to +the Weasleys, but Lockhart threw an arm around his +shoulders and clamped him tightly to his side. + +“Ladies and gentlemen,” he said loudly, waving for +quiet. “What an extraordinary moment this is! The +perfect moment for me to make a little announcement +I’ve been sitting on for some time! + +“When young Harry here stepped into Flourish and +Blotts today, he only wanted to buy my autobiography +— which I shall be happy to present him now, free of +charge — ” The crowd applauded again. “He had no +idea,” Lockhart continued, giving Harry a little shake +that made his glasses slip to the end of his nose, “that +he would shortly be getting much, much more than +my book, Magical Me. He and his schoolmates will, in +fact, be getting the real magical me. Yes, ladies and +gentlemen, I have great pleasure and pride in +announcing that this September, I will be taking up +the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at +Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!” + +The crowd cheered and clapped and Harry found +himself being presented with the entire works of +Gilderoy Lockhart. Staggering slightly under their +weight, he managed to make his way out of the +limelight to the edge of the room, where Ginny was +standing next to her new cauldron. + +“You have these,” Harry mumbled to her, tipping the +books into the cauldron. “I’ll buy my own — ” + + + +Page | 68 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bet you loved that, didn’t you, Potter?” said a voice +Harry had no trouble recognizing. He straightened up +and found himself face-to-face with Draco Malfoy, +who was wearing his usual sneer. + +“Famous Harry Potter,” said Malfoy. “Can’t even go +into a bookshop without making the front page.” + +“Leave him alone, he didn’t want all that!” said Ginny. +It was the first time she had spoken in front of Harry. +She was glaring at Malfoy. + +“Potter, you’ve got yourself a girlfriend).” drawled +Malfoy. Ginny went scarlet as Ron and Hermione +fought their way over, both clutching stacks of +Lockhart’s books. + +“Oh, it’s you,” said Ron, looking at Malfoy as if he +were something unpleasant on the sole of his shoe. +“Bet you’re surprised to see Harry here, eh?” + +“Not as surprised as I am to see you in a shop, +Weasley,” retorted Malfoy. “I suppose your parents +will go hungry for a month to pay for all those.” + +Ron went as red as Ginny. He dropped his books into +the cauldron, too, and started toward Malfoy, but +Harry and Hermione grabbed the back of his jacket. + +“Ron!” said Mr. Weasley, struggling over with Fred +and George. “What are you doing? It’s too crowded in +here, let’s go outside.” + +“Well, well, well — Arthur Weasley.” + +It was Mr. Malfoy. He stood with his hand on Draco’s +shoulder, sneering in just the same way. + +“Lucius,” said Mr. Weasley, nodding coldly. + +Page | 69 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Busy time at the Ministry, I hear,” said Mr. Malfoy. +“All those raids ... I hope they’re paying you +overtime?” + +He reached into Ginny’s cauldron and extracted, from +amid the glossy Lockhart books, a very old, very +battered copy of A Beginner’s Guide to Transfiguration. + +“Obviously not,” Mr. Malfoy said. “Dear me, what’s +the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if +they don’t even pay you well for it?” + +Mr. Weasley flushed darker than either Ron or Ginny. + +“We have a very different idea of what disgraces the +name of wizard, Malfoy,” he said. + +“Clearly,” said Mr. Malfoy, his pale eyes straying to +Mr. and Mrs. Granger, who were watching +apprehensively. “The company you keep, Weasley ... +and I thought your family could sink no lower — ” + +There was a thud of metal as Ginny’s cauldron went +flying; Mr. Weasley had thrown himself at Mr. Malfoy, +knocking him backward into a bookshelf. Dozens of +heavy spellbooks came thundering down on all their +heads; there was a yell of, “Get him, Dad!” from Fred +or George; Mrs. Weasley was shrieking, “No, Arthur, +no!”; the crowd stampeded backward, knocking more +shelves over; “Gentlemen, please — please!” cried the +assistant, and then, louder than all — + +“Break it up, there, gents, break it up — ” + +Hagrid was wading toward them through the sea of +books. In an instant he had pulled Mr. Weasley and +Mr. Malfoy apart. Mr. Weasley had a cut lip and Mr. +Malfoy had been hit in the eye by an Encyclopedia of +Toadstools. He was still holding Ginny’s old +Page | 70 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Transfiguration book. He thrust it at her, his eyes +glittering with malice. + +“Here, girl — take your book — it’s the best your +father can give you — ” Pulling himself out of Hagrid’s +grip he beckoned to Draco and swept from the shop. + +“Yeh should’ve ignored him, Arthur,” said Hagrid, +almost lifting Mr. Weasley off his feet as he +straightened his robes. “Rotten ter the core, the whole +family, everyone knows that — no Malfoy’s worth +listenin’ ter — bad blood, that’s what it is — come on +now — let’s get outta here.” + +The assistant looked as though he wanted to stop +them from leaving, but he barely came up to Hagrid’s +waist and seemed to think better of it. They hurried +up the street, the Grangers shaking with fright and +Mrs. Weasley beside herself with fury. + +“A fine example to set for your children . . . brawling in +public ... what Gilderoy Lockhart must’ve thought — ” + +“He was pleased,” said Fred. “Didn’t you hear him as +we were leaving? He was asking that bloke from the +Daily Prophet if he’d be able to work the fight into his +report — said it was all publicity — ” + +But it was a subdued group that headed back to the +fireside in the Leaky Cauldron, where Harry, the +Weasleys, and all their shopping would be traveling +back to the Burrow using Floo powder. They said +good-bye to the Grangers, who were leaving the pub +for the Muggle street on the other side; Mr. Weasley +started to ask them how bus stops worked, but +stopped quickly at the look on Mrs. Weasley’s face. + + + +Page | 71 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry took off his glasses and put them safely in his +pocket before helping himself to Floo powder. It +definitely wasn’t his favorite way to travel. + + + +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +5 + + + + +THE WHOMPING WILLOW + +The end of the summer vacation came too quickly for +Harry’s liking. He was looking forward to getting back +to Hogwarts, but his month at the Burrow had been +the happiest of his life. It was difficult not to feel +jealous of Ron when he thought of the Dursleys and +the sort of welcome he could expect next time he +turned up on Privet Drive. + +On their last evening, Mrs. Weasley conjured up a +sumptuous dinner that included all of Harry’s favorite +things, ending with a mouthwatering treacle pudding. +Fred and George rounded off the evening with a +display of Filibuster fireworks; they filled the kitchen +with red and blue stars that bounced from ceiling to +wall for at least half an hour. Then it was time for a +last mug of hot chocolate and bed. + +It took a long while to get started next morning. They +were up at dawn, but somehow they still seemed to +have a great deal to do. Mrs. Weasley dashed about in +a bad mood looking for spare socks and quills; people +kept colliding on the stairs, half-dressed with bits of +Page | 73 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +toast in their hands; and Mr. Weasley nearly broke +his neck, tripping over a stray chicken as he crossed +the yard carrying Ginny’s trunk to the car. + +Harry couldn’t see how eight people, six large trunks, +two owls, and a rat were going to fit into one small +Ford Anglia. He had reckoned, of course, without the +special features that Mr. Weasley had added. + +“Not a word to Molly,” he whispered to Harry as he +opened the trunk and showed him how it had been +magically expanded so that the luggage fitted easily. + +When at last they were all in the car, Mrs. Weasley +glanced into the back seat, where Harry, Ron, Fred, +George, and Percy were all sitting comfortably side by +side, and said, “Muggles do know more than we give +them credit for, don’t they?” She and Ginny got into +the front seat, which had been stretched so that it +resembled a park bench. “I mean, you’d never know it +was this roomy from the outside, would you?” + +Mr. Weasley started up the engine and they trundled +out of the yard, Harry turning back for a last look at +the house. He barely had time to wonder when he’d +see it again when they were back — George had +forgotten his box of Filibuster fireworks. Five minutes +after that, they skidded to a halt in the yard so that +Fred could run in for his broomstick. They had +almost reached the highway when Ginny shrieked +that she’d left her diary. By the time she had +clambered back into the car, they were running very +late, and tempers were running high. + +Mr. Weasley glanced at his watch and then at his +wife. + +“Molly, dear — ” + + + +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, Arthur — ” + + + +“No one would see — this little button here is an +Invisibility Booster I installed — that’d get us up in +the air — then we fly above the clouds. We’d be there +in ten minutes and no one would be any the wiser — ” + +“I said no, Arthur, not in broad daylight — ” + +They reached King’s Cross at a quarter to eleven. Mr. +Weasley dashed across the road to get trolleys for +their trunks and they all hurried into the station. + +Harry had caught the Hogwarts Express the previous +year. The tricky part was getting onto platform nine +and three-quarters, which wasn’t visible to the +Muggle eye. What you had to do was walk through +the solid barrier dividing platforms nine and ten. It +didn’t hurt, but it had to be done carefully so that +none of the Muggles noticed you vanishing. + +“Percy first,” said Mrs. Weasley, looking nervously at +the clock overhead, which showed they had only five +minutes to disappear casually through the barrier. + +Percy strode briskly forward and vanished. Mr. +Weasley went next; Fred and George followed. + +“I’ll take Ginny and you two come right after us,” Mrs. +Weasley told Harry and Ron, grabbing Ginny’s hand +and setting off. In the blink of an eye they were gone. + +“Let’s go together, we’ve only got a minute,” Ron said +to Harry. + +Harry made sure that Hedwig’s cage was safely +wedged on top of his trunk and wheeled his trolley +around to face the barrier. He felt perfectly confident; +this wasn’t nearly as uncomfortable as using Floo + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +powder. Both of them bent low over the handles of +their trolleys and walked purposefully toward the +barrier, gathering speed. A few feet away from it, they +broke into a run and — + +CRASH. + +Both trolleys hit the barrier and bounced backward; +Ron’s trunk fell off with a loud thump, Harry was +knocked off his feet, and Hedwig’s cage bounced onto +the shiny floor, and she rolled away, shrieking +indignantly; people all around them stared and a +guard nearby yelled, “What in blazes d’you think +you’re doing?” + +“Lost control of the trolley,” Harry gasped, clutching +his ribs as he got up. Ron ran to pick up Hedwig, who +was causing such a scene that there was a lot of +muttering about cruelty to animals from the +surrounding crowd. + +“Why can’t we get through?” Harry hissed to Ron. + +“I dunno — ” + +Ron looked wildly around. A dozen curious people +were still watching them. + +“We’re going to miss the train,” Ron whispered. “I +don’t understand why the gateway’s sealed itself — ” + +Harry looked up at the giant clock with a sickening +feeling in the pit of his stomach. Ten seconds ... nine +seconds ... + +He wheeled his trolley forward cautiously until it was +right against the barrier and pushed with all his +might. The metal remained solid. + + + +Page | 76 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Three seconds ... two seconds ... one second ... + +“It’s gone,” said Ron, sounding stunned. “The train’s +left. What if Mum and Dad can’t get back through to +us? Have you got any Muggle money?” + +Harry gave a hollow laugh. “The Dursleys haven’t +given me pocket money for about six years.” + +Ron pressed his ear to the cold barrier. + +“Can’t hear a thing,” he said tensely. “What’re we +going to do? I don’t know how long it’ll take Mum and +Dad to get back to us.” + +They looked around. People were still watching them, +mainly because of Hedwig’s continuing screeches. + +“I think we’d better go and wait by the car,” said +Harry. “We’re attracting too much atten — ” + +“Harry!” said Ron, his eyes gleaming. “The car!” + +“What about it?” + +“We can fly the car to Hogwarts!” + +“But I thought — ” + +“We’re stuck, right? And we’ve got to get to school, +haven’t we? And even underage wizards are allowed to +use magic if it’s a real emergency, section nineteen or +something of the Restriction of Thingy — ” + +“But your mum and dad ...” said Harry, pushing +against the barrier again in the vain hope that it +would give way. “How will they get home?” + + + +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They don’t need the car!” said Ron impatiently. “They +know how to Apparate! You know, just vanish and +reappear at home! They only bother with Floo powder +and the car because we’re all underage and we’re not +allowed to Apparate yet. ...” + +Harry’s feeling of panic turned suddenly to +excitement. + +“Can you fly it?” + +“No problem,” said Ron, wheeling his trolley around to +face the exit. “C’mon, let’s go. If we hurry we’ll be able +to follow the Hogwarts Express — ” + +And they marched off through the crowd of curious +Muggles, out of the station and back onto the side +road where the old Ford Anglia was parked. + +Ron unlocked the cavernous trunk with a series of +taps from his wand. They heaved their luggage back +in, put Hedwig on the back seat, and got into the +front. + +“Check that no one’s watching,” said Ron, starting the +ignition with another tap of his wand. Harry stuck his +head out of the window: Traffic was rumbling along +the main road ahead, but their street was empty. + +“Okay,” he said. + +Ron pressed a tiny silver button on the dashboard. +The car around them vanished — and so did they. +Harry could feel the seat vibrating beneath him, hear +the engine, feel his hands on his knees and his +glasses on his nose, but for all he could see, he had +become a pair of eyeballs, floating a few feet above the +ground in a dingy street full of parked cars. + + + +Page | 78 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Let’s go,” said Ron’s voice from his right. + + + +And the ground and the dirty buildings on either side +fell away, dropping out of sight as the car rose; in +seconds, the whole of London lay, smoky and +glittering, below them. + +Then there was a popping noise and the car, Harry, +and Ron reappeared. + +“Uh-oh,” said Ron, jabbing at the Invisibility Booster. +“It’s faulty — ” + +Both of them pummeled it. The car vanished. Then it +flickered back again. + +“Hold on!” Ron yelled, and he slammed his foot on the +accelerator; they shot straight into the low, woolly +clouds and everything turned dull and foggy. + +“Now what?” said Harry, blinking at the solid mass of +cloud pressing in on them from all sides. + +“We need to see the train to know what direction to go +in,” said Ron. + +“Dip back down again — quickly — ” + +They dropped back beneath the clouds and twisted +around in their seats, squinting at the ground. + +“I can see it!” Harry yelled. “Right ahead — there!” + +The Hogwarts Express was streaking along below +them like a scarlet snake. + +“Due north,” said Ron, checking the compass on the +dashboard. “Okay, we’ll just have to check on it every +half hour or so — hold on — ” + +Page | 79 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And they shot up through the clouds. A minute later, +they burst out into a blaze of sunlight. + +It was a different world. The wheels of the car +skimmed the sea of fluffy cloud, the sky a bright, +endless blue under the blinding white sun. + +“All we’ve got to worry about now are airplanes,” said +Ron. + +They looked at each other and started to laugh; for a +long time, they couldn’t stop. + +It was as though they had been plunged into a +fabulous dream. This, thought Harry, was surely the +only way to travel — past swirls and turrets of snowy +cloud, in a car full of hot, bright sunlight, with a fat +pack of toffees in the glove compartment, and the +prospect of seeing Fred’s and George’s jealous faces +when they landed smoothly and spectacularly on the +sweeping lawn in front of Hogwarts castle. + +They made regular checks on the train as they flew +farther and farther north, each dip beneath the +clouds showing them a different view. London was +soon far behind them, replaced by neat green fields +that gave way in turn to wide, purplish moors, a great +city alive with cars like multicolored ants, villages +with tiny toy churches. + +Several uneventful hours later, however, Harry had to +admit that some of the fun was wearing off. The +toffees had made them extremely thirsty and they had +nothing to drink. He and Ron had pulled off their +sweaters, but Harry’s T-shirt was sticking to the back +of his seat and his glasses kept sliding down to the +end of his sweaty nose. He had stopped noticing the +fantastic cloud shapes now and was thinking +longingly of the train miles below, where you could +Page | 80 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +buy ice-cold pumpkin juice from a trolley pushed by a +plump witch. Why hadn’t they been able to get onto +platform nine and three-quarters? + +“Can’t be much further, can it?” croaked Ron, hours +later still, as the sun started to sink into their floor of +cloud, staining it a deep pink. “Ready for another +check on the train?” + +It was still right below them, winding its way past a +snowcapped mountain. It was much darker beneath +the canopy of clouds. + +Ron put his foot on the accelerator and drove them +upward again, but as he did so, the engine began to +whine. + +Harry and Ron exchanged nervous glances. + +“It’s probably just tired,” said Ron. “It’s never been +this far before. ...” + +And they both pretended not to notice the whining +growing louder and louder as the sky became steadily +darker. Stars were blossoming in the blackness. + +Harry pulled his sweater back on, trying to ignore the +way the windshield wipers were now waving feebly, as +though in protest. + +“Not far,” said Ron, more to the car than to Harry, + +“not far now,” and he patted the dashboard +nervously. + +When they flew back beneath the clouds a little while +later, they had to squint through the darkness for a +landmark they knew. + +“There!” Harry shouted, making Ron and Hedwig +jump. “Straight ahead!” + +Page | 81 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Silhouetted on the dark horizon, high on the cliff over +the lake, stood the many turrets and towers of +Hogwarts castle. + +But the car had begun to shudder and was losing +speed. + +“Come on,” Ron said cajolingly, giving the steering +wheel a little shake, “nearly there, come on — ” + +The engine groaned. Narrow jets of steam were +issuing from under the hood. Harry found himself +gripping the edges of his seat very hard as they flew +toward the lake. + +The car gave a nasty wobble. Glancing out of his +window, Harry saw the smooth, black, glassy surface +of the water, a mile below. Ron’s knuckles were white +on the steering wheel. The car wobbled again. + +“Come on,” Ron muttered. + +They were over the lake — the castle was right ahead +— Ron put his foot down. + +There was a loud clunk, a splutter, and the engine +died completely. + +“Uh-oh,” said Ron, into the silence. + +The nose of the car dropped. They were falling, +gathering speed, heading straight for the solid castle +wall. + +“IVoooooo!” Ron yelled, swinging the steering wheel +around; they missed the dark stone wall by inches as +the car turned in a great arc, soaring over the dark +greenhouses, then the vegetable patch, and then out +over the black lawns, losing altitude all the time. + +Page | 82 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron let go of the steering wheel completely and pulled +his wand out of his back pocket — + + + +“STOP! STOP!” he yelled, whacking the dashboard +and the windshield, but they were still plummeting, +the ground flying up toward them — + +“WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!” Harry bellowed, +lunging for the steering wheel, but too late — + +CRUNCH. + +With an earsplitting bang of metal on wood, they hit +the thick tree trunk and dropped to the ground with a +heavy jolt. Steam was billowing from under the +crumpled hood; Hedwig was shrieking in terror; a +golf-ball-sized lump was throbbing on Harry’s head +where he had hit the windshield; and to his right, Ron +let out a low, despairing groan. + +“Are you okay?” Harry said urgently. + +“My wand,” said Ron, in a shaky voice. “Look at my +wand — ” + +It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling +limply, held on by a few splinters. + +Harry opened his mouth to say he was sure they’d be +able to mend it up at the school, but he never even +got started. At that very moment, something hit his +side of the car with the force of a charging bull, +sending him lurching sideways into Ron, just as an +equally heavy blow hit the roof. + +“What’s happen — ?” + +Ron gasped, staring through the windshield, and +Harry looked around just in time to see a branch as + +Page | 83 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +thick as a python smash into it. The tree they had hit +was attacking them. Its trunk was bent almost +double, and its gnarled boughs were pummeling every +inch of the car it could reach. + +“Aaargh!” said Ron as another twisted limb punched a +large dent into his door; the windshield was now +trembling under a hail of blows from knuckle-like +twigs and a branch as thick as a battering ram was +pounding furiously on the roof, which seemed to be +caving — + +“Run for it!” Ron shouted, throwing his full weight +against his door, but next second he had been +knocked backward into Harry’s lap by a vicious +uppercut from another branch. + +“We’re done for!” he moaned as the ceiling sagged, but +suddenly the floor of the car was vibrating — the +engine had restarted. + +“Reverse!” Harry yelled, and the car shot backward; +the tree was still trying to hit them; they could hear +its roots creaking as it almost ripped itself up, lashing +out at them as they sped out of reach. + +“That,” panted Ron, “was close. Well done, car — ” + +The car, however, had reached the end of its tether. +With two sharp clunks, the doors flew open and Harry +felt his seat tip sideways: Next thing he knew he was +sprawled on the damp ground. Loud thuds told him +that the car was ejecting their luggage from the trunk; +Hedwig’s cage flew through the air and burst open; +she rose out of it with an angry screech and sped off +toward the castle without a backward look. Then, +dented, scratched, and steaming, the car rumbled off +into the darkness, its rear lights blazing angrily. + + + +Page | 84 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come back!” Ron yelled after it, brandishing his +broken wand. “Dad’ll kill me!” + +But the car disappeared from view with one last snort +from its exhaust. + +“Can you believe our luck?” said Ron miserably, +bending down to pick up Scabbers. “Of all the trees +we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.” + +He glanced over his shoulder at the ancient tree, +which was still flailing its branches threateningly. + +“Come on,” said Harry wearily, “we’d better get up to +the school. ...” + +It wasn’t at all the triumphant arrival they had +pictured. Stiff, cold, and bruised, they seized the ends +of their trunks and began dragging them up the +grassy slope, toward the great oak front doors. + +“I think the feast’s already started,” said Ron, +dropping his trunk at the foot of the front steps and +crossing quietly to look through a brightly lit window. +“Hey — Harry — come and look — it’s the Sorting!” + +Harry hurried over and, together, he and Ron peered +in at the Great Hall. + +Innumerable candles were hovering in midair over +four long, crowded tables, making the golden plates +and goblets sparkle. Overhead, the bewitched ceiling, +which always mirrored the sky outside, sparkled with +stars. + +Through the forest of pointed black Hogwarts hats, +Harry saw a long line of scared-looking first years +filing into the Hall. Ginny was among them, easily +visible because of her vivid Weasley hair. Meanwhile, + +Page | 85 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall, a bespectacled witch with her +hair in a tight bun, was placing the famous Hogwarts +Sorting Hat on a stool before the newcomers. + +Every year, this aged old hat, patched, frayed, and +dirty, sorted new students into the four Hogwarts +houses (Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and +Slytherin). Harry well remembered putting it on, +exactly one year ago, and waiting, petrified, for its +decision as it muttered aloud in his ear. For a few +horrible seconds he had feared that the hat was going +to put him in Slytherin, the House that had turned +out more Dark witches and wizards than any other — +but he had ended up in Gryffindor, along with Ron, +Hermione, and the rest of the Weasleys. Last term, +Harry and Ron had helped Gryffindor win the House +Championship, beating Slytherin for the first time in +seven years. + +A very small, mousy-haired boy had been called +forward to place the hat on his head. Harry’s eyes +wandered past him to where Professor Dumbledore, +the headmaster, sat watching the Sorting from the +staff table, his long silver beard and half-moon +glasses shining brightly in the candlelight. Several +seats along, Harry saw Gilderoy Lockhart, dressed in +robes of aquamarine. And there at the end was +Hagrid, huge and hairy, drinking deeply from his +goblet. + +“Hang on ...” Harry muttered to Ron. “There’s an +empty chair at the staff table. ... Where’s Snape?” + +Professor Severus Snape was Harry’s least favorite +teacher. Harry also happened to be Snape ’s least +favorite student. Cruel, sarcastic, and disliked by +everybody except the students from his own House +(Slytherin), Snape taught Potions. + + + +Page | 86 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Maybe he’s ill!” said Ron hopefully. + +“Maybe he’s left,” said Harry, “because he missed out +on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again).” + +“Or he might have been sacked).” said Ron +enthusiastically. “I mean, everyone hates him — ” + +“Or maybe,” said a very cold voice right behind them, +“he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the +school train.” + +Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in +a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape. He was a thin +man with sallow skin, a hooked nose, and greasy, +shoulder-length black hair, and at this moment, he +was smiling in a way that told Harry he and Ron were +in very deep trouble. + +“Follow me,” said Snape. + +Not daring even to look at each other, Harry and Ron +followed Snape up the steps into the vast, echoing +entrance hall, which was lit with flaming torches. A +delicious smell of food was wafting from the Great +Hall, but Snape led them away from the warmth and +light, down a narrow stone staircase that led into the +dungeons. + +“In!” he said, opening a door halfway down the cold +passageway and pointing. + +They entered Snape’s office, shivering. The shadowy +walls were lined with shelves of large glass jars, in +which floated all manner of revolting things Harry +didn’t really want to know the name of at the +moment. The fireplace was dark and empty. Snape +closed the door and turned to look at them. + + + +Page | 87 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So,” he said softly, “the train isn’t good enough for +the famous Harry Potter and his faithful sidekick, +Weasley. Wanted to arrive with a bang, did we, boys?” + +“No, sir, it was the barrier at King’s Cross, it — ” + +“Silence!” said Snape coldly. “What have you done +with the car?” + +Ron gulped. This wasn’t the first time Snape had +given Harry the impression of being able to read +minds. But a moment later, he understood, as Snape +unrolled today’s issue of the Evening Prophet + +“You were seen,” he hissed, showing them the +headline: FLYING FORD ANGLIA MYSTIFIES +MUGGLES. He began to read aloud: “Two Muggles in +London, convinced they saw an old car flying over the +Post Office tower ... at noon in Norfolk, Mrs. Hetty +Bayliss, while hanging out her washing ... Mr. Angus +Fleet, of Peebles, reported to police ... Six or seven +Muggles in all. I believe your father works in the +Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office?” he said, looking +up at Ron and smiling still more nastily. “Dear, dear +... his own son ...” + +Harry felt as though he’d just been walloped in the +stomach by one of the mad tree’s larger branches. If +anyone found out Mr. Weasley had bewitched the car +...he hadn’t thought of that. ... + +“I noticed, in my search of the park, that considerable +damage seems to have been done to a very valuable +Whomping Willow,” Snape went on. + +“That tree did more damage to us than we — ” Ron +blurted out. + + + +Page | 88 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Silence!” snapped Snape again. “Most unfortunately, +you are not in my House and the decision to expel +you does not rest with me. I shall go and fetch the +people who do have that happy power. You will wait +here.” + +Harry and Ron stared at each other, white-faced. +Harry didn’t feel hungry anymore. He now felt +extremely sick. He tried not to look at a large, slimy +something suspended in green liquid on a shelf +behind Snape ’s desk. If Snape had gone to fetch +Professor McGonagall, head of Gryffindor House, they +were hardly any better off. She might be fairer than +Snape, but she was still extremely strict. + +Ten minutes later, Snape returned, and sure enough +it was Professor McGonagall who accompanied him. +Harry had seen Professor McGonagall angry on +several occasions, but either he had forgotten just +how thin her mouth could go, or he had never seen +her this angry before. She raised her wand the +moment she entered; Harry and Ron both flinched, +but she merely pointed it at the empty fireplace, +where flames suddenly erupted. + +“Sit,” she said, and they both backed into chairs by +the fire. + +“Explain,” she said, her glasses glinting ominously. + +Ron launched into the story, starting with the barrier +at the station refusing to let them through. + +“ — so we had no choice, Professor, we couldn’t get on +the train.” + +“Why didn’t you send us a letter by owl? I believe you +have an owl?” Professor McGonagall said coldly to +Harry. + +Page | 89 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry gaped at her. Now she’d said it, that seemed +the obvious thing to have done. + + + +“I — I didn’t think — ” + +“That,” said Professor McGonagall, “is obvious.” + +There was a knock on the office door and Snape, now +looking happier than ever, opened it. There stood the +headmaster, Professor Dumbledore. + +Harry’s whole body went numb. Dumbledore was +looking unusually grave. He stared down his very +crooked nose at them, and Harry suddenly found +himself wishing he and Ron were still being beaten up +by the Whomping Willow. + +There was a long silence. Then Dumbledore said, +“Please explain why you did this.” + +It would have been better if he had shouted. Harry +hated the disappointment in his voice. For some +reason, he was unable to look Dumbledore in the +eyes, and spoke instead to his knees. He told +Dumbledore everything except that Mr. Weasley +owned the bewitched car, making it sound as though +he and Ron had happened to find a flying car parked +outside the station. He knew Dumbledore would see +through this at once, but Dumbledore asked no +questions about the car. When Harry had finished, he +merely continued to peer at them through his +spectacles. + +“Well go and get our stuff,” said Ron in a hopeless +sort of voice. + +“What are you talking about, Weasley?” barked +Professor McGonagall. + +Page | 90 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, you’re expelling us, aren’t you?” said Ron. + +Harry looked quickly at Dumbledore. + +“Not today, Mr. Weasley,” said Dumbledore. “But I +must impress upon both of you the seriousness of +what you have done. I will be writing to both your +families tonight. I must also warn you that if you do +anything like this again, I will have no choice but to +expel you.” + +Snape looked as though Christmas had been +canceled. He cleared his throat and said, “Professor +Dumbledore, these boys have flouted the Decree for +the Restriction of Underage Wizardry, caused serious +damage to an old and valuable tree — surely acts of +this nature — ” + +“It will be for Professor McGonagall to decide on these +boys’ punishments, Severus,” said Dumbledore +calmly. “They are in her House and are therefore her +responsibility.” He turned to Professor McGonagall. “I +must go back to the feast, Minerva, I’ve got to give out +a few notices. Come, Severus, there’s a delicious- +looking custard tart I want to sample — ” + +Snape shot a look of pure venom at Harry and Ron as +he allowed himself to be swept out of his office, +leaving them alone with Professor McGonagall, who +was still eyeing them like a wrathful eagle. + +“You’d better get along to the hospital wing, Weasley, +you’re bleeding.” + +“Not much,” said Ron, hastily wiping the cut over his +eye with his sleeve. “Professor, I wanted to watch my +sister being Sorted — ” + + + +Page | 91 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Sorting Ceremony is over,” said Professor +McGonagall. “Your sister is also in Gryffindor.” + +“Oh, good,” said Ron. + +“And speaking of Gryffindor — ” Professor McGonagall +said sharply, but Harry cut in: “Professor, when we +took the car, term hadn’t started, so — so Gryffindor +shouldn’t really have points taken from it — should +it?” he finished, watching her anxiously. + +Professor McGonagall gave him a piercing look, but +he was sure she had almost smiled. Her mouth +looked less thin, anyway. + +“I will not take any points from Gryffindor,” she said, +and Harry’s heart lightened considerably. “But you +will both get a detention.” + +It was better than Harry had expected. As for +Dumbledore’s writing to the Dursleys, that was +nothing. Harry knew perfectly well they’d just be +disappointed that the Whomping Willow hadn’t +squashed him flat. + +Professor McGonagall raised her wand again and +pointed it at Snape’s desk. A large plate of +sandwiches, two silver goblets, and a jug of iced +pumpkin juice appeared with a pop. + +“You will eat in here and then go straight up to your +dormitory,” she said. “I must also return to the feast.” + +When the door had closed behind her, Ron let out a +long, low whistle. + +“I thought we’d had it,” he said, grabbing a sandwich. + +“So did I,” said Harry, taking one, too. + +Page | 92 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Can you believe our luck, though?” said Ron thickly +through a mouthful of chicken and ham. “Fred and +George must’ve flown that car five or six times and no +Muggle ever saw them.” He swallowed and took +another huge bite. “Why couldn’t we get through the +barrier?” + +Harry shrugged. “We’ll have to watch our step from +now on, though,” he said, taking a grateful swig of +pumpkin juice. “Wish we could’ve gone up to the +feast. ...” + +“She didn’t want us showing off,” said Ron sagely. +“Doesn’t want people to think it’s clever, arriving by +flying car.” + +When they had eaten as many sandwiches as they +could (the plate kept refilling itself), they rose and left +the office, treading the familiar path to Gryffindor +Tower. The castle was quiet; it seemed that the feast +was over. They walked past muttering portraits and +creaking suits of armor, and climbed narrow flights of +stone stairs, until at last they reached the passage +where the secret entrance to Gryffindor Tower was +hidden, behind an oil painting of a very fat woman in +a pink silk dress. + +“Password?” she said as they approached. + +“Er — ” said Harry. + +They didn’t know the new year’s password, not having +met a Gryffindor prefect yet, but help came almost +immediately; they heard hurrying feet behind them +and turned to see Hermione dashing toward them. + +“There you are! Where have you been? The most +ridiculous rumors — someone said you’d been +expelled for crashing a flying car — ” + +Page | 93 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, we haven’t been expelled,” Harry assured her. + + + +“You’re not telling me you did fly here?” said +Hermione, sounding almost as severe as Professor +McGonagall. + +“Skip the lecture,” said Ron impatiently, “and tell us +the new password.” + +“It’s ‘wattlebird,’ ” said Hermione impatiently, “but +that’s not the point — ” + +Her words were cut short, however, as the portrait of +the fat lady swung open and there was a sudden +storm of clapping. It looked as though the whole of +Gryffindor House was still awake, packed into the +circular common room, standing on the lopsided +tables and squashy armchairs, waiting for them to +arrive. Arms reached through the portrait hole to pull +Harry and Ron inside, leaving Hermione to scramble +in after them. + +“Brilliant!” yelled Lee Jordan. “Inspired! What an +entrance! Flying a car right into the Whomping +Willow, people’ll be talking about that one for years — + + + +“Good for you,” said a fifth year Harry had never +spoken to; someone was patting him on the back as +though he’d just won a marathon; Fred and George +pushed their way to the front of the crowd and said +together, “Why couldn’t we’ve come in the car, eh?” +Ron was scarlet in the face, grinning embarrassedly, +but Harry could see one person who didn’t look happy +at all. Percy was visible over the heads of some +excited first years, and he seemed to be trying to get +near enough to start telling them off. Harry nudged +Ron in the ribs and nodded in Percy’s direction. Ron +got the point at once. + +Page | 94 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Got to get upstairs — bit tired,” he said, and the two +of them started pushing their way toward the door on +the other side of the room, which led to a spiral +staircase and the dormitories. + +“ ’Night,” Harry called back to Hermione, who was +wearing a scowl just like Percy’s. + +They managed to get to the other side of the common +room, still having their backs slapped, and gained the +peace of the staircase. They hurried up it, right to the +top, and at last reached the door of their old +dormitory, which now had a sign on it saying +SECOND YEARS. They entered the familiar, circular +room, with its five four-posters hung with red velvet +and its high, narrow windows. Their trunks had been +brought up for them and stood at the ends of their +beds. + +Ron grinned guiltily at Harry. + +“I know I shouldn’t ’ve enjoyed that or anything, but — + + + +The dormitory door flew open and in came the other +second year Gryffindor boys, Seamus Finnigan, Dean +Thomas, and Neville Longbottom. + +“Unbelievablel” beamed Seamus. + +“Cool,” said Dean. + +“Amazing,” said Neville, awestruck. + +Harry couldn’t help it. He grinned, too. + + + +Page | 95 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +6 + + + + +GILDEROY LOCKHART + +The next day, however, Harry barely grinned once. +Things started to go downhill from breakfast in the +Great Hall. The four long House tables were laden +with tureens of porridge, plates of kippers, mountains +of toast, and dishes of eggs and bacon, beneath the +enchanted ceiling (today, a dull, cloudy gray). Harry +and Ron sat down at the Gryffindor table next to +Hermione, who had her copy of Voyages with +Vampires propped open against a milk jug. There was +a slight stiffness in the way she said “ ’Morning,” +which told Harry that she was still disapproving of the +way they had arrived. Neville Longbottom, on the +other hand, greeted them cheerfully. Neville was a +round-faced and accident-prone boy with the worst +memory of anyone Harry had ever met. + +“Mail’s due any minute — I think Gran’s sending a +few things I forgot.” + +Harry had only just started his porridge when, sure +enough, there was a rushing sound overhead and a +hundred or so owls streamed in, circling the hall and + +Page | 96 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +dropping letters and packages into the chattering +crowd. A big, lumpy package bounced off Neville’s +head and, a second later, something large and gray +fell into Hermione’s jug, spraying them all with milk +and feathers. + +“Errol\” said Ron, pulling the bedraggled owl out by +the feet. Errol slumped, unconscious, onto the table, +his legs in the air and a damp red envelope in his +beak. + +“Oh, no — ” Ron gasped. + +“It’s all right, he’s still alive,” said Hermione, prodding +Errol gently with the tip of her finger. + +“It’s not that — it’s that.” + +Ron was pointing at the red envelope. It looked quite +ordinary to Harry, but Ron and Neville were both +looking at it as though they expected it to explode. + +“What’s the matter?” said Harry. + +“She’s — she’s sent me a Howler,” said Ron faintly. + +“You’d better open it, Ron,” said Neville in a timid +whisper. “It’ll be worse if you don’t. My gran sent me +one once, and I ignored it and” — he gulped — “it was +horrible.” + +Harry looked from their petrified faces to the red +envelope. + +“What’s a Howler?” he said. + +But Ron’s whole attention was fixed on the letter, +which had begun to smoke at the corners. + + + +Page | 97 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Open it,” Neville urged. “It’ll all be over in a few +minutes — ” + +Ron stretched out a shaking hand, eased the envelope +from Errol’s beak, and slit it open. Neville stuffed his +fingers in his ears. A split second later, Harry knew +why. He thought for a moment it had exploded; a roar +of sound filled the huge hall, shaking dust from the +ceiling. + +“— STEALING THE CAR, I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN +SURPRISED IF THEY’D EXPELLED YOU, YOU WAIT +TILL I GET HOLD OF YOU, I DON’T SUPPOSE YOU +STOPPED TO THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I +WENT THROUGH WHEN WE SAW IT WAS GONE — ” + +Mrs. Weasley’s yells, a hundred times louder than +usual, made the plates and spoons rattle on the table, +and echoed deafeningly off the stone walls. People +throughout the hall were swiveling around to see who +had received the Howler, and Ron sank so low in his +chair that only his crimson forehead could be seen. + +“— LETTER FROM DUMBLEDORE LAST NIGHT, I +THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SHAME, + +WE DIDN’T BRING YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS, +YOU AND HARRY COULD BOTH HAVE DIED — ” + +Harry had been wondering when his name was going +to crop up. He tried very hard to look as though he +couldn’t hear the voice that was making his eardrums +throb. + +“— ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED — YOUR FATHER’S +FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR +FAULT AND IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE +WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT BACK HOME.” + + + +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A ringing silence fell. The red envelope, which had +dropped from Ron’s hand, burst into flames and +curled into ashes. Harry and Ron sat stunned, as +though a tidal wave had just passed over them. A few +people laughed and, gradually, a babble of talk broke +out again. + +Hermione closed Voyages with Vampires and looked +down at the top of Ron’s head. + +“Well, I don’t know what you expected, Ron, but you + + + +“Don’t tell me I deserved it,” snapped Ron. + +Harry pushed his porridge away. His insides were +burning with guilt. Mr. Weasley was facing an inquiry +at work. After all Mr. and Mrs. Weasley had done for +him over the summer . . . + +But he had no time to dwell on this; Professor +McGonagall was moving along the Gryffindor table, +handing out course schedules. Harry took his and +saw that they had double Herbology with the +Hufflepuffs first. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione left the castle together, +crossed the vegetable patch, and made for the +greenhouses, where the magical plants were kept. At +least the Howler had done one good thing: Hermione +seemed to think they had now been punished enough +and was being perfectly friendly again. + +As they neared the greenhouses they saw the rest of +the class standing outside, waiting for Professor +Sprout. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had only just +joined them when she came striding into view across +the lawn, accompanied by Gilderoy Lockhart. + +Professor Sprout’s arms were full of bandages, and +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +with another twinge of guilt, Harry spotted the +Whomping Willow in the distance, several of its +branches now in slings. + +Professor Sprout was a squat little witch who wore a +patched hat over her flyaway hair; there was usually +a large amount of earth on her clothes and her +fingernails would have made Aunt Petunia faint. +Gilderoy Lockhart, however, was immaculate in +sweeping robes of turquoise, his golden hair shining +under a perfectly positioned turquoise hat with gold +trimming. + +“Oh, hello there!” he called, beaming around at the + +assembled students. “Just been showing Professor + +Sprout the right way to doctor a Whomping Willow! + +But I don’t want you running away with the idea that + +I’m better at Herbology than she is! I just happen to + +have met several of these exotic plants on my travels +?? + + + +“Greenhouse three today, chaps!” said Professor +Sprout, who was looking distinctly disgruntled, not at +all her usual cheerful self. + +There was a murmur of interest. They had only ever +worked in greenhouse one before — greenhouse three +housed far more interesting and dangerous plants. +Professor Sprout took a large key from her belt and +unlocked the door. Harry caught a whiff of damp +earth and fertilizer mingling with the heavy perfume +of some giant, umbrella-sized flowers dangling from +the ceiling. He was about to follow Ron and Hermione +inside when Lockhart’s hand shot out. + +“Harry! I’ve been wanting a word — you don’t mind if +he’s a couple of minutes late, do you, Professor +Sprout?” + + + +Page | 100 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Judging by Professor Sprout’s scowl, she did mind, +but Lockhart said, “That’s the ticket,” and closed the +greenhouse door in her face. + +“Harry,” said Lockhart, his large white teeth gleaming +in the sunlight as he shook his head. “Harry, Harry, +Harry.” + +Completely nonplussed, Harry said nothing. + +“When I heard — well, of course, it was all my fault. +Could have kicked myself.” + +Harry had no idea what he was talking about. He was +about to say so when Lockhart went on, “Don’t know +when I’ve been more shocked. Flying a car to +Hogwarts! Well, of course, I knew at once why you’d +done it. Stood out a mile. Harry, Harry, Harry.” + +It was remarkable how he could show every one of +those brilliant teeth even when he wasn’t talking. + +“Gave you a taste for publicity, didn’t I?” said +Lockhart. “Gave you the bug. You got onto the front +page of the paper with me and you couldn’t wait to do +it again.” + +“Oh, no, Professor, see — ” + +“Harry, Harry, Harry,” said Lockhart, reaching out +and grasping his shoulder. “I understand. Natural to +want a bit more once you’ve had that first taste — +and I blame myself for giving you that, because it was +bound to go to your head — but see here, young man, +you can’t start flying cars to try and get yourself +noticed. Just calm down, all right? Plenty of time for +all that when you’re older. Yes, yes, I know what +you’re thinking! ‘It’s all right for him, he’s an +internationally famous wizard already! ’ But when I +Page | 101 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was twelve, I was just as much of a nobody as you are +now. In fact, I’d say I was even more of a nobody! I +mean, a few people have heard of you, haven’t they? +All that business with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!” +He glanced at the lightning scar on Harry’s forehead. + +“I know, I know — it’s not quite as good as winning +Witch Weekly’s Most-Charming-Smile Award five +times in a row, as I have — but it’s a start, Harry, it’s +a start” + +He gave Harry a hearty wink and strode off. Harry +stood stunned for a few seconds, then, remembering +he was supposed to be in the greenhouse, he opened +the door and slid inside. + +Professor Sprout was standing behind a trestle bench +in the center of the greenhouse. About twenty pairs of +different-colored ear-muffs were lying on the bench. +When Harry had taken his place between Ron and +Hermione, she said, “We’ll be repotting Mandrakes +today. Now, who can tell me the properties of the +Mandrake?” + +To nobody’s surprise, Hermione’s hand was first into +the air. + +“Mandrake, or Mandragora, is a powerful restorative,” +said Hermione, sounding as usual as though she had +swallowed the textbook. “It is used to return people +who have been transfigured or cursed to their original +state.” + +“Excellent. Ten points to Gryffindor,” said Professor +Sprout. “The Mandrake forms an essential part of +most antidotes. It is also, however, dangerous. Who +can tell me why?” + +Hermione’s hand narrowly missed Harry’s glasses as +it shot up again. + +Page | 102 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The cry of the Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears +it,” she said promptly. + +“Precisely. Take another ten points,” said Professor +Sprout. “Now, the Mandrakes we have here are still +very young.” + +She pointed to a row of deep trays as she spoke, and +everyone shuffled forward for a better look. A hundred +or so tufty little plants, purplish green in color, were +growing there in rows. They looked quite +unremarkable to Harry, who didn’t have the slightest +idea what Hermione meant by the “cry” of the +Mandrake. + +“Everyone take a pair of earmuffs,” said Professor +Sprout. + +There was a scramble as everyone tried to seize a pair +that wasn’t pink and fluffy. + +“When I tell you to put them on, make sure your ears +are completely covered,” said Professor Sprout. “When +it is safe to remove them, I will give you the thumbs- +up. Right — earmuffs on.” + +Harry snapped the earmuffs over his ears. They shut +out sound completely. Professor Sprout put the pink, +fluffy pair over her own ears, rolled up the sleeves of +her robes, grasped one of the tufty plants firmly, and +pulled hard. + +Harry let out a gasp of surprise that no one could +hear. + +Instead of roots, a small, muddy, and extremely ugly +baby popped out of the earth. The leaves were +growing right out of his head. He had pale green, + + + +Page | 103 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mottled skin, and was clearly bawling at the top of his +lungs. + +Professor Sprout took a large plant pot from under +the table and plunged the Mandrake into it, burying +him in dark, damp compost until only the tufted +leaves were visible. Professor Sprout dusted off her +hands, gave them all the thumbs-up, and removed +her own earmuffs. + +“As our Mandrakes are only seedlings, their cries +won’t kill yet,” she said calmly as though she’d just +done nothing more exciting than water a begonia. +“However, they will knock you out for several hours, +and as I’m sure none of you want to miss your first +day back, make sure your earmuffs are securely in +place while you work. I will attract your attention +when it is time to pack up. + +“Four to a tray — there is a large supply of pots here + +— compost in the sacks over there — and be careful +of the Venomous Tentacula, it’s teething.” + +She gave a sharp slap to a spiky, dark red plant as +she spoke, making it draw in the long feelers that had +been inching sneakily over her shoulder. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione were joined at their tray by +a curly-haired Hufflepuff boy Harry knew by sight but +had never spoken to. + +“Justin Finch-Fletchley,” he said brightly, shaking +Harry by the hand. “Know who you are, of course, the +famous Harry Potter. ... And you’re Hermione Granger + +— always top in everything” (Hermione beamed as she +had her hand shaken too) “ — and Ron Weasley. +Wasn’t that your flying car?” + + + +Page | 104 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron didn’t smile. The Howler was obviously still on +his mind. + +��That Lockhart’s something, isn’t he?” said Justin +happily as they began filling their plant pots with +dragon dung compost. “Awfully brave chap. Have you +read his books? I’d have died of fear if I’d been +cornered in a telephone booth by a werewolf, but he +stayed cool and — zap — just fantastic. + +“My name was down for Eton, you know. I can’t tell +you how glad I am I came here instead. Of course, +Mother was slightly disappointed, but since I made +her read Lockhart’s books I think she’s begun to see +how useful it’ll be to have a fully trained wizard in the +family. ...” + +After that they didn’t have much chance to talk. Their +earmuffs were back on and they needed to +concentrate on the Mandrakes. Professor Sprout had +made it look extremely easy, but it wasn’t. The +Mandrakes didn’t like coming out of the earth, but +didn’t seem to want to go back into it either. They +squirmed, kicked, flailed their sharp little fists, and +gnashed their teeth; Harry spent ten whole minutes +trying to squash a particularly fat one into a pot. + +By the end of the class, Harry, like everyone else, was +sweaty, aching, and covered in earth. Everyone +traipsed back to the castle for a quick wash and then +the Gryffindors hurried off to Transfiguration. + +Professor McGonagall’s classes were always hard +work, but today was especially difficult. Everything +Harry had learned last year seemed to have leaked +out of his head during the summer. He was supposed +to be turning a beetle into a button, but all he +managed to do was give his beetle a lot of exercise as +it scuttled over the desktop avoiding his wand. + +Page | 105 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron was having far worse problems. He had patched +up his wand with some borrowed Spellotape, but it +seemed to be damaged beyond repair. It kept +crackling and sparking at odd moments, and every +time Ron tried to transfigure his beetle it engulfed +him in thick gray smoke that smelled of rotten eggs. +Unable to see what he was doing, Ron accidentally +squashed his beetle with his elbow and had to ask for +a new one. Professor McGonagall wasn’t pleased. + +Harry was relieved to hear the lunch bell. His brain +felt like a wrung sponge. Everyone filed out of the +classroom except him and Ron, who was whacking +his wand furiously on the desk. + +“Stupid — useless — thing — ” + +“Write home for another one,” Harry suggested as the +wand let off a volley of bangs like a firecracker. + +“Oh, yeah, and get another Howler back,” said Ron, +stuffing the now hissing wand into his bag. “ ‘It’s your +own fault your wand got snapped — ’ ” + +They went down to lunch, where Ron’s mood was not +improved by Hermione’s showing them the handful of +perfect coat buttons she had produced in +T ransfiguration . + +“What’ve we got this afternoon?” said Harry, hastily +changing the subject. + +“Defense Against the Dark Arts,” said Hermione at +once. + +“Why,” demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, “have +you outlined all Lockhart’s lessons in little hearts?” + + + +Page | 106 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione snatched the schedule back, blushing +furiously. + +They finished lunch and went outside into the +overcast courtyard. Hermione sat down on a stone +step and buried her nose in Voyages with Vampires +again. Harry and Ron stood talking about Quidditch +for several minutes before Harry became aware that +he was being closely watched. Looking up, he saw the +very small, mousy-haired boy he’d seen trying on the +Sorting Hat last night staring at Harry as though +transfixed. He was clutching what looked like an +ordinary Muggle camera, and the moment Harry +looked at him, he went bright red. + +“All right, Harry? I’m — I’m Colin Creevey,” he said +breathlessly, taking a tentative step forward. “I’m in +Gryffindor, too. D’you think — would it be all right if +— can I have a picture?” he said, raising the camera +hopefully. + +“A picture?” Harry repeated blankly. + +“So I can prove I’ve met you,” said Colin Creevey +eagerly, edging further forward. “I know all about you. +Everyone’s told me. About how you survived when +You-Know-Who tried to kill you and how he +disappeared and everything and how you’ve still got a +lightning scar on your forehead” (his eyes raked +Harry’s hairline) “and a boy in my dormitory said if I +develop the film in the right potion, the pictures’ll +move.” Colin drew a great shuddering breath of +excitement and said, “It’s amazing here, isn’t it? I +never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic till I +got the letter from Hogwarts. My dad’s a milkman, he +couldn’t believe it either. So I’m taking loads of +pictures to send home to him. And it’d be really good +if I had one of you” — he looked imploringly at Harry + + + +Page | 107 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +— “maybe your friend could take it and I could stand +next to you? And then, could you sign it?” + +“ Signed photos? You’re giving out signed photos, +Potter?” + +Loud and scathing, Draco Malfoy’s voice echoed +around the courtyard. He had stopped right behind +Colin, flanked, as he always was at Hogwarts, by his +large and thuggish cronies, Crabbe and Goyle. + +“Everyone line up!” Malfoy roared to the crowd. “Harry +Potter’s giving out signed photos!” + +“No, I’m not,” said Harry angrily, his fists clenching. +“Shut up, Malfoy.” + +“You’re just jealous,” piped up Colin, whose entire +body was about as thick as Crabbe ’s neck. + +“Jealous?” said Malfoy, who didn’t need to shout +anymore: Half the courtyard was listening in. “Of +what? I don’t want a foul scar right across my head, +thanks. I don’t think getting your head cut open +makes you that special, myself.” + +Crabbe and Goyle were sniggering stupidly. + +“Eat slugs, Malfoy,” said Ron angrily. Crabbe stopped +laughing and started rubbing his knuckles in a +menacing way. + +“Be careful, Weasley,” sneered Malfoy. “You don’t +want to start any trouble or your mommy’ll have to +come and take you away from school.” He put on a +shrill, piercing voice. “If you put another toe out of line + + + +Page | 108 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A knot of Slytherin fifth years nearby laughed loudly +at this. + +“Weasley would like a signed photo, Potter,” smirked +Malfoy. “It’d be worth more than his family’s whole +house — ” + +Ron whipped out his Spellotaped wand, but Hermione +shut Voyages with Vampires with a snap and +whispered, “Look out!” + +“What’s all this, what’s all this?” Gilderoy Lockhart +was striding toward them, his turquoise robes +swirling behind him. “Who’s giving out signed +photos?” + +Harry started to speak but he was cut short as +Lockhart flung an arm around his shoulders and +thundered jovially, “Shouldn’t have asked! We meet +again, Harry!” + +Pinned to Lockhart’s side and burning with +humiliation, Harry saw Malfoy slide smirking back +into the crowd. + +“Come on then, Mr. Creevey,” said Lockhart, beaming +at Colin. “A double portrait, can’t do better than that, +and well both sign it for you.” + +Colin fumbled for his camera and took the picture as +the bell rang behind them, signaling the start of +afternoon classes. + +“Off you go, move along there,” Lockhart called to the +crowd, and he set off back to the castle with Harry, +who was wishing he knew a good Vanishing Spell, +still clasped to his side. + + + +Page | 109 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A word to the wise, Harry,” said Lockhart paternally +as they entered the building through a side door. “I +covered up for you back there with young Creevey — +if he was photographing me, too, your schoolmates +won’t think you’re setting yourself up so much. ...” + +Deaf to Harry’s stammers, Lockhart swept him down +a corridor lined with staring students and up a +staircase. + +“Let me just say that handing out signed pictures at +this stage of your career isn’t sensible — looks a tad +bigheaded, Harry, to be frank. There may well come a +time when, like me, you’ll need to keep a stack handy +wherever you go, but” — he gave a little chortle — “I +don’t think you’re quite there yet.” + +They had reached Lockhart’s classroom and he let +Harry go at last. Harry yanked his robes straight and +headed for a seat at the very back of the class, where +he busied himself with piling all seven of Lockhart’s +books in front of him, so that he could avoid looking +at the real thing. + +The rest of the class came clattering in, and Ron and +Hermione sat down on either side of Harry. + +“You could’ve fried an egg on your face,” said Ron. +“You’d better hope Creevey doesn’t meet Ginny, or +they’ll be starting a Harry Potter fan club.” + +“Shut up,” snapped Harry. The last thing he needed +was for Lockhart to hear the phrase “Harry Potter fan +club.” + +When the whole class was seated, Lockhart cleared +his throat loudly and silence fell. He reached forward, +picked up Neville Longbottom’s copy of Travels with + + + +Page | 110 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Trolls, and held it up to show his own, winking +portrait on the front. + +“Me,” he said, pointing at it and winking as well. +“Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, +Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, +and five-time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most- +Charming- Smile Award — but I don’t talk about that. +I didn’t get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at +her!” + +He waited for them to laugh; a few people smiled +weakly. + +“I see you’ve all bought a complete set of my books — +well done. I thought we’d start today with a little quiz. +Nothing to worry about — just to check how well +you’ve read them, how much you’ve taken in — ” + +When he had handed out the test papers he returned +to the front of the class and said, “You have thirty +minutes — start — now\” + +Harry looked down at his paper and read: + +1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color? + +2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ambition? + +3. What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart’s +greatest achievement to date? + +On and on it went, over three sides of paper, right +down to: + +54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart’s birthday, and what +would his ideal gift be? + + + +Page | 111 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Half an hour later, Lockhart collected the papers and +rifled through them in front of the class. + +“Tut, tut — hardly any of you remembered that my +favorite color is lilac. I say so in Year with the Yeti. + +And a few of you need to read Wanderings with +Werewolves more carefully — I clearly state in +chapter twelve that my ideal birthday gift would be +harmony between all magic and non-magic peoples — +though I wouldn’t say no to a large bottle of Ogden’s +Old Firewhisky!” + +He gave them another roguish wink. Ron was now +staring at Lockhart with an expression of disbelief on +his face; Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas, who +were sitting in front, were shaking with silent +laughter. Hermione, on the other hand, was listening +to Lockhart with rapt attention and gave a start when +he mentioned her name. + +"... but Miss Hermione Granger knew my secret +ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my +own range of hair-care potions — good girl! In fact” — +he flipped her paper over — “full marks! Where is +Miss Hermione Granger?” + +Hermione raised a trembling hand. + +“Excellent!” beamed Lockhart. “Quite excellent! Take +ten points for Gryffindor! And so — to business — ” + +He bent down behind his desk and lifted a large, +covered cage onto it. + +“Now — be warned! It is my job to arm you against +the foulest creatures known to wizardkind! You may +find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. +Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am +here. All I ask is that you remain calm.” + +Page | 112 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +In spite of himself, Harry leaned around his pile of +books for a better look at the cage. Lockhart placed a +hand on the cover. Dean and Seamus had stopped +laughing now. Neville was cowering in his front row +seat. + +“I must ask you not to scream,” said Lockhart in a +low voice. “It might provoke them.” + +As the whole class held its breath, Lockhart whipped +off the cover. + +“Yes,” he said dramatically. “ Freshly caught Cornish +pixies.” + +Seamus Finnigan couldn’t control himself. He let out +a snort of laughter that even Lockhart couldn’t +mistake for a scream of terror. + +“Yes?” He smiled at Seamus. + +“Well, they’re not — they’re not very — dangerous, are +they?” Seamus choked. + +“Don’t be so sure!” said Lockhart, waggling a finger +annoyingly at Seamus. “Devilish tricky little blighters +they can be!” + +The pixies were electric blue and about eight inches +high, with pointed faces and voices so shrill it was +like listening to a lot of budgies arguing. The moment +the cover had been removed, they had started +jabbering and rocketing around, rattling the bars and +making bizarre faces at the people nearest them. + +“Right, then,” Lockhart said loudly. “Let’s see what +you make of them!” And he opened the cage. + + + +Page | 113 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was pandemonium. The pixies shot in every +direction like rockets. Two of them seized Neville by +the ears and lifted him into the air. Several shot +straight through the window, showering the back row +with broken glass. The rest proceeded to wreck the +classroom more effectively than a rampaging rhino. +They grabbed ink bottles and sprayed the class with +them, shredded books and papers, tore pictures from +the walls, up-ended the waste basket, grabbed bags +and books and threw them out of the smashed +window; within minutes, half the class was sheltering +under desks and Neville was swinging from the iron +chandelier in the ceiling. + +“Come on now — round them up, round them up, +they’re only pixies,” Lockhart shouted. + +He rolled up his sleeves, brandished his wand, and +bellowed, “Peskipiksi Pesternomti” + +It had absolutely no effect; one of the pixies seized his +wand and threw it out of the window, too. Lockhart +gulped and dived under his own desk, narrowly +avoiding being squashed by Neville, who fell a second +later as the chandelier gave way. + +The bell rang and there was a mad rush toward the +exit. In the relative calm that followed, Lockhart +straightened up, caught sight of Harry, Ron, and +Hermione, who were almost at the door, and said, +“Well, I’ll ask you three to just nip the rest of them +back into their cage.” He swept past them and shut +the door quickly behind him. + +“Can you believe him?” roared Ron as one of the +remaining pixies bit him painfully on the ear. + +“He just wants to give us some hands-on experience,” +said Hermione, immobilizing two pixies at once with a + +Page | 114 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clever Freezing Charm and stuffing them back into +their cage. + +“Hands on?” said Harry, who was trying to grab a +pixie dancing out of reach with its tongue out. +“Hermione, he didn’t have a clue what he was doing + + + +“Rubbish,” said Hermione. “You’ve read his books — +look at all those amazing things he’s done — ” + +“He says he’s done,” Ron muttered. + + + +Page | 115 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +MUDBLOODS AND MURMURS + +Harry spent a lot of time over the next few days +dodging out of sight whenever he saw Gilderoy +Lockhart coming down a corridor. Harder to avoid +was Colin Creevey, who seemed to have memorized +Harry’s schedule. Nothing seemed to give Colin a +bigger thrill than to say, “All right, Harry?” six or +seven times a day and hear, “Hello, Colin,” back, +however exasperated Harry sounded when he said it. + +Hedwig was still angry with Harry about the +disasterous car journey and Ron’s wand was still +malfunctioning, surpassing itself on Friday morning +by shooting out of Ron’s hand in Charms and hitting +tiny old Professor Flitwick squarely between the eyes, +creating a large, throbbing green boil where it had +struck. So with one thing and another, Harry was +quite glad to reach the weekend. He, Ron, and +Hermione were planning to visit Hagrid on Saturday +morning. Harry, however, was shaken awake several +hours earlier than he would have liked by Oliver +Wood, Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. + +Page | 116 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- J.K. Rowling + + + +“Whassamatter?” said Harry groggily. + +“Quidditch practice!” said Wood. “Come on!” + +Harry squinted at the window. There was a thin mist +hanging across the pink-and-gold sky. Now that he +was awake, he couldn’t understand how he could +have slept through the racket the birds were making. + +“Oliver,” Harry croaked. “It’s the crack of dawn.” + +“Exactly,” said Wood. He was a tall and burly sixth +year and, at the moment, his eyes were gleaming with +a crazed enthusiasm. “It’s part of our new training +program. Come on, grab your broom, and let’s go,” +said Wood heartily. “None of the other teams have +started training yet; we’re going to be first off the +mark this year — ” + +Yawning and shivering slightly, Harry climbed out of +bed and tried to find his Quidditch robes. + +“Good man,” said Wood. “Meet you on the field in +fifteen minutes.” + +When he’d found his scarlet team robes and pulled on +his cloak for warmth, Harry scribbled a note to Ron +explaining where he’d gone and went down the spiral +staircase to the common room, his Nimbus Two +Thousand on his shoulder. He had just reached the +portrait hole when there was a clatter behind him and +Colin Creevey came dashing down the spiral +staircase, his camera swinging madly around his +neck and something clutched in his hand. + +“I heard someone saying your name on the stairs, +Harry! Look what I’ve got here! I’ve had it developed, I +wanted to show you — ” + + + +Page | 117 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked bemusedly at the photograph Colin was +brandishing under his nose. + +A moving, black-and-white Lockhart was tugging hard +on an arm Harry recognized as his own. He was +pleased to see that his photographic self was putting +up a good fight and refusing to be dragged into view. +As Harry watched, Lockhart gave up and slumped, +panting, against the white edge of the picture. + +“Will you sign it?” said Colin eagerly. + +“No,” said Harry flatly, glancing around to check that +the room was really deserted. “Sorry, Colin, I’m in a +hurry — Quidditch practice — ” + +He climbed through the portrait hole. + +“Oh, wow! Wait for me! I’ve never watched a Quidditch +game before!” + +Colin scrambled through the hole after him. + +“It’ll be really boring,” Harry said quickly, but Colin +ignored him, his face shining with excitement. + +“You were the youngest House player in a hundred +years, weren’t you, Harry? Weren’t you?” said Colin, +trotting alongside him. “You must be brilliant. I’ve +never flown. Is it easy? Is that your own broom? Is +that the best one there is?” + +Harry didn’t know how to get rid of him. It was like +having an extremely talkative shadow. + +“I don’t really understand Quidditch,” said Colin +breathlessly. “Is it true there are four balls? And two +of them fly around trying to knock people off their +brooms?” + +Page | 118 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Harry heavily, resigned to explaining the +complicated rules of Quidditch. “They’re called +Bludgers. There are two Beaters on each team who +carry clubs to beat the Bludgers away from their side. +Fred and George Weasley are the Gryffindor Beaters.” + +“And what are the other balls for?” Colin asked, +tripping down a couple of steps because he was +gazing open-mouthed at Harry. + +“Well, the Quaffle — that’s the biggish red one — is +the one that scores goals. Three Chasers on each +team throw the Quaffle to each other and try and get +it through the goal posts at the end of the pitch — +they’re three long poles with hoops on the end.” + +“And the fourth ball — ” + +“ — is the Golden Snitch,” said Harry, “and it’s very +small, very fast, and difficult to catch. But that’s what +the Seeker’s got to do, because a game of Quidditch +doesn’t end until the Snitch has been caught. And +whichever team’s Seeker gets the Snitch earns his +team an extra hundred and fifty points.” + +“And you’re the Gryffindor Seeker, aren’t you?” said +Colin in awe. + +“Yes,” said Harry as they left the castle and started +across the dew-drenched grass. “And there’s the +Keeper, too. He guards the goal posts. That’s it, +really.” + +But Colin didn’t stop questioning Harry all the way +down the sloping lawns to the Quidditch field, and +Harry only shook him off when he reached the +changing rooms; Colin called after him in a piping +voice, “I’ll go and get a good seat, Harry!” and hurried +off to the stands. + +Page | 119 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The rest of the Gryffindor team were already in the +changing room. Wood was the only person who looked +truly awake. Fred and George Weasley were sitting, +puffy-eyed and tousle-haired, next to fourth year +Alicia Spinnet, who seemed to be nodding off against +the wall behind her. Her fellow Chasers, Katie Bell +and Angelina Johnson, were yawning side by side +opposite them. + +“There you are, Harry, what kept you?” said Wood +briskly. “Now, I wanted a quick talk with you all +before we actually get onto the field, because I spent +the summer devising a whole new training program, +which I really think will make all the difference. ...” + +Wood was holding up a large diagram of a Quidditch +field, on which were drawn many lines, arrows, and +crosses in different-colored inks. He took out his +wand, tapped the board, and the arrows began to +wiggle over the diagram like caterpillars. As Wood +launched into a speech about his new tactics, Fred +Weasley’s head drooped right onto Alicia Spinnet’s +shoulder and he began to snore. + +The first board took nearly twenty minutes to explain, +but there was another board under that, and a third +under that one. Harry sank into a stupor as Wood +droned on and on. + +“So,” said Wood, at long last, jerking Harry from a +wistful fantasy about what he could be eating for +breakfast at this very moment up at the castle. “Is +that clear? Any questions?” + +“I’ve got a question, Oliver,” said George, who had +woken with a start. “Why couldn’t you have told us all +this yesterday when we were awake?” + +Wood wasn’t pleased. + +Page | 120 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, listen here, you lot,” he said, glowering at them +all. “We should have won the Quidditch Cup last year. +We’re easily the best team. But unfortunately — +owing to circumstances beyond our control — ” + +Harry shifted guiltily in his seat. He had been +unconscious in the hospital wing for the final match +of the previous year, meaning that Gryffindor had +been a player short and had suffered their worst +defeat in three hundred years. + +Wood took a moment to regain control of himself. +Their last defeat was clearly still torturing him. + +“So this year, we train harder than ever before. ... +Okay, let’s go and put our new theories into practice!” +Wood shouted, seizing his broomstick and leading the +way out of the locker rooms. Stiff-legged and still +yawning, his team followed. + +They had been in the locker room so long that the +sun was up completely now, although remnants of +mist hung over the grass in the stadium. As Harry +walked onto the field, he saw Ron and Hermione +sitting in the stands. + +“Aren’t you finished yet?” called Ron incredulously. + +“Haven’t even started,” said Harry, looking jealously +at the toast and marmalade Ron and Hermione had +brought out of the Great Hall. “Wood’s been teaching +us new moves.” + +He mounted his broomstick and kicked at the +ground, soaring up into the air. The cool morning air +whipped his face, waking him far more effectively +than Wood’s long talk. It felt wonderful to be back on +the Quidditch field. He soared right around the +stadium at full speed, racing Fred and George. + +Page | 121 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s that funny clicking noise?” called Fred as +they hurtled around the corner. + +Harry looked into the stands. Colin was sitting in one +of the highest seats, his camera raised, taking picture +after picture, the sound strangely magnified in the +deserted stadium. + +“Look this way, Harry! This way!” he cried shrilly. +“Who’s that?” said Fred. + +“No idea,” Harry lied, putting on a spurt of speed that +took him as far away as possible from Colin. + +“What’s going on?” said Wood, frowning, as he +skimmed through the air toward them. “Why’s that +first year taking pictures? I don’t like it. He could be a +Slytherin spy, trying to find out about our new +training program.” + +“He’s in Gryffindor,” said Harry quickly. + +“And the Slytherins don’t need a spy, Oliver,” said +George. + +“What makes you say that?” said Wood testily. + +“Because they’re here in person,” said George, +pointing. + +Several people in green robes were walking onto the +field, broomsticks in their hands. + +“I don’t believe it!” Wood hissed in outrage. “I booked +the field for today! We’ll see about this!” + + + +Page | 122 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wood shot toward the ground, landing rather harder +than he meant to in his anger, staggering slightly as +he dismounted. Harry, Fred, and George followed. + +“Flint!” Wood bellowed at the Slytherin Captain. “This +is our practice time! We got up specially! You can +clear off now!” + +Marcus Flint was even larger than Wood. He had a +look of trollish cunning on his face as he replied, +“Plenty of room for all of us, Wood.” + +Angelina, Alicia, and Katie had come over, too. There +were no girls on the Slytherin team, who stood +shoulder to shoulder, facing the Gryffindors, leering +to a man. + +“But I booked the field!” said Wood, positively spitting +with rage. “I booked it!” + +“Ah,” said Flint. “But Tve got a specially signed note +here from Professor Snape. % Professor S. Snape, give +the Slytherin team permission to practice today on the +Quidditch field owinq to the need to train their new +Seeker. ’ ” + +“You’ve got a new Seeker?” said Wood, distracted. +“Where?” + +And from behind the six large figures before them +came a seventh, smaller boy, smirking all over his +pale, pointed face. It was Draco Malfoy. + +“Aren’t you Lucius Malfoy’s son?” said Fred, looking +at Malfoy with dislike. + +“Funny you should mention Draco’s father,” said Flint +as the whole Slytherin team smiled still more broadly. + + + +Page | 123 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Let me show you the generous gift he’s made to the +Slytherin team.” + +All seven of them held out their broomsticks. Seven +highly polished, brand-new handles and seven sets of +fine gold lettering spelling the words Nimbus Two +Thousand and One gleamed under the Gryffindors’ +noses in the early morning sun. + +“Very latest model. Only came out last month,” said +Flint carelessly, flicking a speck of dust from the end +of his own. “I believe it outstrips the old Two +Thousand series by a considerable amount. As for the +old Cleansweeps” — he smiled nastily at Fred and +George, who were both clutching Cleansweep Fives — +“sweeps the board with them.” + +None of the Gryffindor team could think of anything +to say for a moment. Malfoy was smirking so broadly +his cold eyes were reduced to slits. + +“Oh, look,” said Flint. “A field invasion.” + +Ron and Hermione were crossing the grass to see +what was going on. + +“What’s happening?” Ron asked Harry. “Why aren’t +you playing? And what’s he doing here?” + +He was looking at Malfoy, taking in his Slytherin +Quidditch robes. + +“I’m the new Slytherin Seeker, Weasley,” said Malfoy, +smugly. “Everyone’s just been admiring the brooms +my father’s bought our team.” + +Ron gaped, openmouthed, at the seven superb +broomsticks in front of him. + + + +Page | 124 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good, aren’t they?” said Malfoy smoothly. “But +perhaps the Gryffindor team will be able to raise some +gold and get new brooms, too. You could raffle off +those Cleansweep Fives; I expect a museum would +bid for them.” + +The Slytherin team howled with laughter. + +“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy +their way in,” said Hermione sharply. “They got in on +pure talent.” + +The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. + +“No one asked your opinion, you filthy little +Mudblood,” he spat. + +Harry knew at once that Malfoy had said something +really bad because there was an instant uproar at his +words. Flint had to dive in front of Malfoy to stop Fred +and George jumping on him, Alicia shrieked, “How +dare you\”, and Ron plunged his hand into his robes, +pulled out his wand, yelling, “You’ll pay for that one, +Malfoy!” and pointed it furiously under Flint’s arm at +Malfoy’s face. + +A loud bang echoed around the stadium and a jet of +green light shot out of the wrong end of Ron’s wand, +hitting him in the stomach and sending him reeling +backward onto the grass. + +“Ron! Ron! Are you all right?” squealed Hermione. + +Ron opened his mouth to speak, but no words came +out. Instead he gave an almighty belch and several +slugs dribbled out of his mouth onto his lap. + +The Slytherin team were paralyzed with laughter. + +Flint was doubled up, hanging onto his new + +Page | 125 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +broomstick for support. Malfoy was on all fours, +banging the ground with his fist. The Gryffindors were +gathered around Ron, who kept belching large, +glistening slugs. Nobody seemed to want to touch +him. + +“We’d better get him to Hagrid’s, it’s nearest,” said +Harry to Hermione, who nodded bravely, and the pair +of them pulled Ron up by the arms. + +“What happened, Harry? What happened? Is he ill? +But you can cure him, can’t you?” Colin had run +down from his seat and was now dancing alongside +them as they left the field. Ron gave a huge heave and +more slugs dribbled down his front. + +“Oooh,” said Colin, fascinated and raising his camera. +“Can you hold him still, Harry?” + +“Get out of the way, Colin!” said Harry angrily. He and +Hermione supported Ron out of the stadium and +across the grounds toward the edge of the forest. + +“Nearly there, Ron,” said Hermione as the +gamekeeper’s cabin came into view. “You’ll be all right +in a minute — almost there — ” + +They were within twenty feet of Hagrid’s house when +the front door opened, but it wasn’t Hagrid who +emerged. Gilderoy Lockhart, wearing robes of palest +mauve today, came striding out. + +“Quick, behind here,” Harry hissed, dragging Ron +behind a nearby bush. Hermione followed, somewhat +reluctantly. + +“It’s a simple matter if you know what you’re doing!” +Lockhart was saying loudly to Hagrid. “If you need +help, you know where I am! I’ll let you have a copy of + +Page | 126 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +my book. I’m surprised you haven’t already got one — +I’ll sign one tonight and send it over. Well, good-bye!” +And he strode away toward the castle. + +Harry waited until Lockhart was out of sight, then +pulled Ron out of the bush and up to Hagrid’s front +door. They knocked urgently. + +Hagrid appeared at once, looking very grumpy, but +his expression brightened when he saw who it was. + +“Bin wonderin’ when you’d come ter see me — come +in, come in — thought you mighta bin Professor +Lockhart back again — ” + +Harry and Hermione supported Ron over the +threshold into the one-roomed cabin, which had an +enormous bed in one corner, a fire crackling merrily +in the other. Hagrid didn’t seem perturbed by Ron’s +slug problem, which Harry hastily explained as he +lowered Ron into a chair. + +“Better out than in,” he said cheerfully, plunking a +large copper basin in front of him. “Get ’em all up, +Ron.” + +“I don’t think there’s anything to do except wait for it +to stop,” said Hermione anxiously, watching Ron bend +over the basin. “That’s a difficult curse to work at the +best of times, but with a broken wand — ” + +Hagrid was bustling around making them tea. His +boarhound, Fang, was slobbering over Harry. + +“What did Lockhart want with you, Hagrid?” Harry +asked, scratching Fang’s ears. + +“Givin’ me advice on gettin’ kelpies out of a well,” +growled Hagrid, moving a half-plucked rooster off his + +Page | 127 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +scrubbed table and setting down the teapot. “Like I +don’ know. An’ bangin’ on about some banshee he +banished. If one word of it was true, I’ll eat my kettle.” + +It was most unlike Hagrid to criticize a Hogwarts +teacher, and Harry looked at him in surprise. +Hermione, however, said in a voice somewhat higher +than usual, “I think you’re being a bit unfair. + +Professor Dumbledore obviously thought he was the +best man for the job — ” + +“He was the on’y man for the job,” said Hagrid, +offering them a plate of treacle toffee, while Ron +coughed squelchily into his basin. “An’ I mean the +on’y one. Gettin’ very difficult ter find anyone fer the +Dark Arts job. People aren’t too keen ter take it on, +see. They’re startin’ ter think it’s jinxed. No one’s +lasted long fer a while now. So tell me,” said Hagrid, +jerking his head at Ron. “Who was he tryin’ ter +curse?” + +“Malfoy called Hermione something — it must’ve been +really bad, because everyone went wild.” + +“It was bad,” said Ron hoarsely, emerging over the +tabletop looking pale and sweaty. “Malfoy called her +‘Mudblood,’ Hagrid — ” + +Ron dived out of sight again as a fresh wave of slugs +made their appearance. Hagrid looked outraged. + +“He didn’!” he growled at Hermione. + +“He did,” she said. “But I don’t know what it means. I +could tell it was really rude, of course — ” + +“It’s about the most insulting thing he could think of,” +gasped Ron, coming back up. “Mudblood’s a really +foul name for someone who is Muggle-born — you + +Page | 128 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards — +like Malfoy’s family — who think they’re better than +everyone else because they’re what people call pure- +blood.” He gave a small burp, and a single slug fell +into his outstretched hand. He threw it into the basin +and continued, “I mean, the rest of us know it doesn’t +make any difference at all. Look at Neville Longbottom +— he’s pure-blood and he can hardly stand a +cauldron the right way up.” + +“An’ they haven’t invented a spell our Hermione can’ +do,” said Hagrid proudly, making Hermione go a +brilliant shade of magenta. + +“It’s a disgusting thing to call someone,” said Ron, +wiping his sweaty brow with a shaking hand. “Dirty +blood, see. Common blood. It’s ridiculous. Most +wizards these days are half-blood anyway. If we +hadn’t married Muggles we’d’ve died out.” + +He retched and ducked out of sight again. + +“Well, I don’ blame yeh fer tryin’ ter curse him, Ron,” +said Hagrid loudly over the thuds of more slugs +hitting the basin. “Bu’ maybe it was a good thing yer +wand backfired. ’Spect Lucius Malfoy would’ve come +marchin’ up ter school if yeh’d cursed his son. Least +yer not in trouble.” + +Harry would have pointed out that trouble didn’t +come much worse than having slugs pouring out of +your mouth, but he couldn’t; Hagrid’s treacle toffee +had cemented his jaws together. + +“Harry,” said Hagrid abruptly as though struck by a +sudden thought. “Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I’ve +heard you’ve bin givin’ out signed photos. How come I +haven’t got one?” + + + +Page | 129 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Furious, Harry wrenched his teeth apart. + +“I have not been giving out signed photos,” he said +hotly. “If Lockhart’s still spreading that around — ” + +But then he saw that Hagrid was laughing. + +“I’m on’y jokin’,” he said, patting Harry genially on the +back and sending him face first into the table. “I knew +yeh hadn’t really. I told Lockhart yeh didn’ need teh. +Yer more famous than him without tryin’.” + +“Bet he didn’t like that,” said Harry, sitting up and +rubbing his chin. + +“Don’ think he did,” said Hagrid, his eyes twinkling. +“An’ then I told him I’d never read one o’ his books an’ +he decided ter go. Treacle toffee, Ron?” he added as +Ron reappeared. + +“No thanks,” said Ron weakly. “Better not risk it.” + +“Come an’ see what I’ve bin growin’,” said Hagrid as +Harry and Hermione finished the last of their tea. + +In the small vegetable patch behind Hagrid ’s house +were a dozen of the largest pumpkins Harry had ever +seen. Each was the size of a large boulder. + +“Gettin’ on well, aren’t they?” said Hagrid happily. + +“Fer the Halloween feast ... should be big enough by +then.” + +“What’ve you been feeding them?” said Harry. + +Hagrid looked over his shoulder to check that they +were alone. + + + +Page | 130 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I’ve bin givin’ them — you know — a bit o’ help + + + +Harry noticed Hagrid’s flowery pink umbrella leaning +against the back wall of the cabin. Harry had had +reason to believe before now that this umbrella was +not all it looked; in fact, he had the strong impression +that Hagrid’s old school wand was concealed inside it. +Hagrid wasn’t supposed to use magic. He had been +expelled from Hogwarts in his third year, but Harry +had never found out why — any mention of the +matter and Hagrid would clear his throat loudly and +become mysteriously deaf until the subject was +changed. + +“An Engorgement Charm, I suppose?” said Hermione, +halfway between disapproval and amusement. “Well, +you’ve done a good job on them.” + +“That’s what yer little sister said,” said Hagrid, +nodding at Ron. “Met her jus’ yesterday.” Hagrid +looked sideways at Harry, his beard twitching. “Said +she was jus’ lookin’ round the grounds, but I reckon +she was hopin’ she might run inter someone else at +my house.” He winked at Harry. “If yeh ask me, she +wouldn’ say no ter a signed — ” + +“Oh, shut up,” said Harry. Ron snorted with laughter +and the ground was sprayed with slugs. + +“Watch it!” Hagrid roared, pulling Ron away from his +precious pumpkins. + +It was nearly lunchtime and as Harry had only had +one bit of treacle toffee since dawn, he was keen to go +back to school to eat. They said good-bye to Hagrid +and walked back up to the castle, Ron hiccoughing +occasionally, but only bringing up two very small +slugs. + +Page | 131 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They had barely set foot in the cool entrance hall +when a voice rang out, “There you are, Potter — +Weasley.” Professor McGonagall was walking toward +them, looking stern. “You will both do your detentions +this evening.” + +“What’re we doing, Professor?” said Ron, nervously +suppressing a burp. + +“ You will be polishing the silver in the trophy room +with Mr. Filch,” said Professor McGonagall. “And no +magic, Weasley — elbow grease.” + +Ron gulped. Argus Filch, the caretaker, was loathed +by every student in the school. + +“And you, Potter, will be helping Professor Lockhart +answer his fan mail,” said Professor McGonagall. + +“Oh n — Professor, can’t I go and do the trophy room, +too?” said Harry desperately. + +“Certainly not,” said Professor McGonagall, raising +her eyebrows. “Professor Lockhart requested you +particularly. Eight o’clock sharp, both of you.” + +Harry and Ron slouched into the Great Hall in states +of deepest gloom, Hermione behind them, wearing a +well-you-did-break-school-rules sort of expression. +Harry didn’t enjoy his shepherd’s pie as much as he’d +thought. Both he and Ron felt they’d got the worse +deal. + +“Filch ’ll have me there all night,” said Ron heavily. + +“No magic! There must be about a hundred cups in +that room. I’m no good at Muggle cleaning.” + + + +Page | 132 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’d swap anytime,” said Harry hollowly. “I’ve had +loads of practice with the Dursleys. Answering +Lockhart’s fan mail ... he’ll be a nightmare. ...” + +Saturday afternoon seemed to melt away, and in what +seemed like no time, it was five minutes to eight, and +Harry was dragging his feet along the second-floor +corridor to Lockhart’s office. He gritted his teeth and +knocked. + +The door flew open at once. Lockhart beamed down at +him. + +“Ah, here’s the scalawag!” he said. “Come in, Harry, +come in — ” + +Shining brightly on the walls by the light of many +candles were countless framed photographs of +Lockhart. He had even signed a few of them. Another +large pile lay on his desk. + +“You can address the envelopes!” Lockhart told Harry, +as though this was a huge treat. “This first one’s to +Gladys Gudgeon, bless her — huge fan of mine — ” + +The minutes snailed by. Harry let Lockhart’s voice +wash over him, occasionally saying, “Mmm” and +“Right” and “Yeah.” Now and then he caught a phrase +like, “Fame’s a fickle friend, Harry,” or “Celebrity is as +celebrity does, remember that.” + +The candles burned lower and lower, making the light +dance over the many moving faces of Lockhart +watching him. Harry moved his aching hand over +what felt like the thousandth envelope, writing out +Veronica Smethley’s address. It must be nearly time to +leave, Harry thought miserably, please let it be nearly +time. ... + + + +Page | 133 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And then he heard something — something quite +apart from the spitting of the dying candles and +Lockhart’s prattle about his fans. + +It was a voice, a voice to chill the bone marrow, a +voice of breathtaking, ice-cold venom. + +“Come ... come to me. ... Let me rip you. ... Let me tear +you. ... Let me kill you. ...” + +Harry gave a huge jump and a large lilac blot +appeared on Veronica Smethley’s street. + +“What?” he said loudly. + +“I know!” said Lockhart. “Six solid months at the top +of the best-seller list! Broke all records!” + +“No,” said Harry frantically. “That voice!” + +“Sorry?” said Lockhart, looking puzzled. “What voice?” + +“That — that voice that said — didn’t you hear it?” + +Lockhart was looking at Harry in high astonishment. + +“What are you talking about, Harry? Perhaps you’re +getting a little drowsy? Great Scott — look at the time! +“We’ve been here nearly four hours! I’d never have +believed it — the time’s flown, hasn’t it?” + +Harry didn’t answer. He was straining his ears to hear +the voice again, but there was no sound now except +for Lockhart telling him he mustn’t expect a treat like +this every time he got detention. Feeling dazed, Harry +left. + +It was so late that the Gryffindor common room was +almost empty. Harry went straight up to the + +Page | 134 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dormitory. Ron wasn’t back yet. Harry pulled on his +pajamas, got into bed, and waited. Half an hour later, +Ron arrived, nursing his right arm and bringing a +strong smell of polish into the darkened room. + +“My muscles have all seized up,” he groaned, sinking +on his bed. “Fourteen times he made me buff up that +Quidditch Cup before he was satisfied. And then I +had another slug attack all over a Special Award for +Services to the School. Took ages to get the slime off. + +. . . How was it with Lockhart?” + +Keeping his voice low so as not to wake Neville, Dean, +and Seamus, Harry told Ron exactly what he had +heard. + +“And Lockhart said he couldn’t hear it?” said Ron. +Harry could see him frowning in the moonlight. + +“D’you think he was lying? But I don’t get it — even +someone invisible would’ve had to open the door.” + +“I know,” said Harry, lying back in his four-poster and +staring at the canopy above him. “I don’t get it either.” + + + +Page | 135 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +d + + + + +THE DEATHDAY PARTY + +October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the +grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the +nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds +among the staff and students. Her Pepperup Potion +worked instantly, though it left the drinker smoking +at the ears for several hours afterward. Ginny +Weasley, who had been looking pale, was bullied into +taking some by Percy. The steam pouring from under +her vivid hair gave the impression that her whole +head was on fire. + +Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle +windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower +beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s +pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds. Oliver +Wood’s enthusiasm for regular training sessions, +however, was not dampened, which was why Harry +was to be found, late one stormy Saturday afternoon +a few days before Halloween, returning to Gryffindor +Tower, drenched to the skin and splattered with mud. +Even aside from the rain and wind it hadn’t been a +happy practice session. Fred and George, who had +Page | 136 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +been spying on the Slytherin team, had seen for +themselves the speed of those new Nimbus Two +Thousand and Ones. They reported that the Slytherin +team was no more than seven greenish blurs, +shooting through the air like missiles. + +As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he +came across somebody who looked just as +preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the +ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of +a window, muttering under his breath, "... don’t fulfill +their requirements ... half an inch, if that ...” + +“Hello, Nick,” said Harry. + +“Hello, hello,” said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and +looking round. He wore a dashing, plumed hat on his +long curly hair, and a tunic with a ruff, which +concealed the fact that his neck was almost +completely severed. He was pale as smoke, and Harry +could see right through him to the dark sky and +torrential rain outside. + +“You look troubled, young Potter,” said Nick, folding a +transparent letter as he spoke and tucking it inside +his doublet. + +“So do you,” said Harry. + +“Ah,” Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, “a +matter of no importance. ... It’s not as though I really +wanted to join. ... Thought I’d apply, but apparently I +‘don’t fulfill requirements’ — ” + +In spite of his airy tone, there was a look of great +bitterness on his face. + +“But you would think, wouldn’t you,” he erupted +suddenly, pulling the letter back out of his pocket, + +Page | 137 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a +blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless +Hunt?” + +“Oh — yes,” said Harry, who was obviously supposed +to agree. + +“I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all +been quick and clean, and my head had come off +properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal +of pain and ridicule. However — ” Nearly Headless +Nick shook his letter open and read furiously: + +“ ‘We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have +parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate +that it would be impossible otherwise for members to +participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head- +Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, +therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill +our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick +Delaney -Podmore.’ ” + +Fuming, Nearly Headless Nick stuffed the letter away. + +“Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, +Harry! Most people would think that’s good and +beheaded, but oh, no, it’s not enough for Sir Properly +Decapitated-Podmore . ” + +Nearly Headless Nick took several deep breaths and +then said, in a far calmer tone, “So — what’s +bothering you? Anything I can do?” + +“No,” said Harry. “Not unless you know where we can +get seven free Nimbus Two Thousand and Ones for +our match against Sly — ” + +The rest of Harry’s sentence was drowned out by a +high-pitched mewling from somewhere near his + +Page | 138 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ankles. He looked down and found himself gazing into +a pair of lamp-like yellow eyes. It was Mrs. Norris, the +skeletal gray cat who was used by the caretaker, + +Argus Filch, as a sort of deputy in his endless battle +against students. + +“You’d better get out of here, Harry,” said Nick +quickly. “Filch isn’t in a good mood — he’s got the flu +and some third years accidentally plastered frog +brains all over the ceiling in dungeon five. He’s been +cleaning all morning, and if he sees you dripping mud +all over the place — ” + +“Right,” said Harry, backing away from the accusing +stare of Mrs. Norris, but not quickly enough. Drawn +to the spot by the mysterious power that seemed to +connect him with his foul cat, Argus Filch burst +suddenly through a tapestry to Harry’s right, +wheezing and looking wildly about for the rule- +breaker. There was a thick tartan scarf bound around +his head, and his nose was unusually purple. + +“Filth!” he shouted, his jowls aquiver, his eyes +popping alarmingly as he pointed at the muddy +puddle that had dripped from Harry’s Quidditch +robes. “Mess and muck everywhere! I’ve had enough +of it, I tell you! Follow me, Potter!” + +So Harry waved a gloomy good-bye to Nearly Headless +Nick and followed Filch back downstairs, doubling the +number of muddy footprints on the floor. + +Harry had never been inside Filch’s office before; it +was a place most students avoided. The room was +dingy and windowless, lit by a single oil lamp +dangling from the low ceiling. A faint smell of fried +fish lingered about the place. Wooden filing cabinets +stood around the walls; from their labels, Harry could +see that they contained details of every pupil Filch +Page | 139 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had ever punished. Fred and George Weasley had an +entire drawer to themselves. A highly polished +collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall +behind Filch’s desk. It was common knowledge that +he was always begging Dumbledore to let him +suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. + +Filch grabbed a quill from a pot on his desk and +began shuffling around looking for parchment. + +“Dung,” he muttered furiously, “great sizzling dragon +bogies ... frog brains ... rat intestines ... I’ve had +enough of it ... make an example ... where’s the form +... yes ...” + +He retrieved a large roll of parchment from his desk +drawer and stretched it out in front of him, dipping +his long black quill into the ink pot. + +“ Name ... Harry Potter. Crime ...” + +“It was only a bit of mud!” said Harry. + +“It’s only a bit of mud to you, boy, but to me it’s an +extra hour scrubbing!” shouted Filch, a drip shivering +unpleasantly at the end of his bulbous nose. “Crime +... befouling the castle ... suggested sentence ...” + +Dabbing at his streaming nose, Filch squinted +unpleasantly at Harry, who waited with bated breath +for his sentence to fall. + +But as Filch lowered his quill, there was a great +BANG! on the ceiling of the office, which made the oil +lamp rattle. + +“PEEVES!” Filch roared, flinging down his quill in a +transport of rage. “I’ll have you this time, I’ll have +you!” + +Page | 140 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- J.K. Rowling + + + + +And without a backward glance at Harry, Filch ran +flat-footed from the office, Mrs. Norris streaking +alongside him. + +Peeves was the school poltergeist, a grinning, airborne +menace who lived to cause havoc and distress. Harry +didn’t much like Peeves, but couldn’t help feeling +grateful for his timing. Hopefully, whatever Peeves +had done (and it sounded as though he’d wrecked +something very big this time) would distract Filch +from Harry. + +Thinking that he should probably wait for Filch to +come back, Harry sank into a moth-eaten chair next +to the desk. There was only one thing on it apart from +his half-completed form: a large, glossy, purple +envelope with silver lettering on the front. With a +quick glance at the door to check that Filch wasn’t on +his way back, Harry picked up the envelope and read: + +KWIKSPELL + +A Correspondence Course in Beginners’ Magic + +Intrigued, Harry flicked the envelope open and pulled +out the sheaf of parchment inside. More curly silver +writing on the front page said: + +Feel out of step in the world of modern magic? Find +yourself making excuses not to perform simple spells? +Ever been taunted for your woeful wandwork? + +There is an answer! + +Kwikspell is an all-new, fail-safe, quick-result, easy- +learn course. Hundreds of witches and wizards have +benefited from the Kwikspell method! + + + +Madam Z. Nettles of Topsham writes: + +Page | 141 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I had no memory for incantations and my potions +were a family joke! Now, after a Kwikspell course, I am +the center of attention at parties and friends beg for the +recipe of my Scintillation Solution!” + +Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: + +“My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one +month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I +succeeded in turning her into a yak! + +Thank you, Kwikspell!” + +Fascinated, Harry thumbed through the rest of the +envelope’s contents. Why on earth did Filch want a +Kwikspell course? Did this mean he wasn’t a proper +wizard? Harry was just reading “Lesson One: Holding +Your Wand (Some Useful Tips)” when shuffling +footsteps outside told him Filch was coming back. +Stuffing the parchment back into the envelope, Harry +threw it back onto the desk just as the door opened. + +Filch was looking triumphant. + +“That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!” he +was saying gleefully to Mrs. Norris. “We’ll have Peeves +out this time, my sweet — ” + +His eyes fell on Harry and then darted to the +Kwikspell envelope, which, Harry realized too late, +was lying two feet away from where it had started. + +Filch ’s pasty face went brick red. Harry braced +himself for a tidal wave of fury. Filch hobbled across +to his desk, snatched up the envelope, and threw it +into a drawer. + +“Have you — did you read — ?” he sputtered. + + + +Page | 142 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” Harry lied quickly. + +Filch ’s knobbly hands were twisting together. + +“If I thought you’d read my private — not that it’s +mine — for a friend — be that as it may — however — + + + +Harry was staring at him, alarmed; Filch had never +looked madder. His eyes were popping, a tic was +going in one of his pouchy cheeks, and the tartan +scarf didn’t help. + +“Very well — go — and don’t breathe a word — not +that — however, if you didn’t read — go now, I have to +write up Peeves’ report — go — ” + +Amazed at his luck, Harry sped out of the office, up +the corridor, and back upstairs. To escape from +Filch ’s office without punishment was probably some +kind of school record. + +“Harry! Harry! Did it work?” + +Nearly Headless Nick came gliding out of a classroom. +Behind him, Harry could see the wreckage of a large +black-and-gold cabinet that appeared to have been +dropped from a great height. + +“I persuaded Peeves to crash it right over Filch’s +office,” said Nick eagerly. “Thought it might distract +him — ” + + + +“Was that you?” said Harry gratefully. “Yeah, it +worked, I didn’t even get detention. Thanks, Nick!” + +They set off up the corridor together. Nearly Headless +Nick, Harry noticed, was still holding Sir Patrick’s +rejection letter. + +Page | 143 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I wish there was something I could do for you about +the Headless Hunt,” Harry said. + + + +Nearly Headless Nick stopped in his tracks and Harry +walked right through him. He wished he hadn’t; it +was like stepping through an icy shower. + +“But there is something you could do for me,” said +Nick excitedly. “Harry — would I be asking too much +— but no, you wouldn’t want — ” + +“What is it?” said Harry. + +“Well, this Halloween will be my five hundredth +deathday,” said Nearly Headless Nick, drawing +himself up and looking dignified. + +“Oh,” said Harry, not sure whether he should look +sorry or happy about this. “Right.” + +“I’m holding a party down in one of the roomier +dungeons. Friends will be coming from all over the +country. It would be such an honor if you would +attend. Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger would be most +welcome, too, of course — but I daresay you’d rather +go to the school feast?” He watched Harry on +tenterhooks. + +“No,” said Harry quickly, “I’ll come — ” + +“My dear boy! Harry Potter, at my deathday party! +And” — he hesitated, looking excited — “do you think +you could possibly mention to Sir Patrick how very +frightening and impressive you find me?” + +“Of — of course,” said Harry. + +Nearly Headless Nick beamed at him. + + + +Page | 144 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A deathday party?” said Hermione keenly when +Harry had changed at last and joined her and Ron in +the common room. “I bet there aren’t many living +people who can say they’ve been to one of those — it’ll +be fascinating!” + +“Why would anyone want to celebrate the day they +died?” said Ron, who was halfway through his Potions +homework and grumpy. “Sounds dead depressing to +me....” + +Rain was still lashing the windows, which were now +inky black, but inside all looked bright and cheerful. +The firelight glowed over the countless squashy +armchairs where people sat reading, talking, doing +homework or, in the case of Fred and George Weasley, +trying to find out what would happen if you fed a +Filibuster firework to a salamander. Fred had +“rescued” the brilliant orange, fire-dwelling lizard +from a Care of Magical Creatures class and it was +now smoldering gently on a table surrounded by a +knot of curious people. + +Harry was at the point of telling Ron and Hermione +about Filch and the Kwikspell course when the +salamander suddenly whizzed into the air, emitting +loud sparks and bangs as it whirled wildly round the +room. The sight of Percy bellowing himself hoarse at +Fred and George, the spectacular display of tangerine +stars showering from the salamander’s mouth, and its +escape into the fire, with accompanying explosions, +drove both Filch and the Kwikspell envelope from +Harry’s mind. + +By the time Halloween arrived, Harry was regretting +his rash promise to go to the deathday party. The rest +of the school was happily anticipating their Halloween +feast; the Great Hall had been decorated with the +usual live bats, Hagrid’s vast pumpkins had been +Page | 145 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +carved into lanterns large enough for three men to sit +in, and there were rumors that Dumbledore had +booked a troupe of dancing skeletons for the +entertainment. + +“A promise is a promise,” Hermione reminded Harry +bossily. “You said you’d go to the deathday party.” + +So at seven o’clock, Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked +straight past the doorway to the packed Great Hall, +which was glittering invitingly with gold plates and +candles, and directed their steps instead toward the +dungeons. + +The passageway leading to Nearly Headless Nick’s +party had been lined with candles, too, though the +effect was far from cheerful: These were long, thin, +jet-black tapers, all burning bright blue, casting a +dim, ghostly light even over their own living faces. The +temperature dropped with every step they took. As +Harry shivered and drew his robes tightly around +him, he heard what sounded like a thousand +fingernails scraping an enormous blackboard. + +“Is that supposed to be music?” Ron whispered. They +turned a corner and saw Nearly Headless Nick +standing at a doorway hung with black velvet drapes. + +“My dear friends,” he said mournfully. “Welcome, +welcome ... so pleased you could come. ...” + +He swept off his plumed hat and bowed them inside. + +It was an incredible sight. The dungeon was full of +hundreds of pearly-white, translucent people, mostly +drifting around a crowded dance floor, waltzing to the +dreadful, quavering sound of thirty musical saws, +played by an orchestra on a raised, black-draped +platform. A chandelier overhead blazed midnight-blue +Page | 146 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +with a thousand more black candles. Their breath +rose in a mist before them; it was like stepping into a +freezer. + +“Shall we have a look around?” Harry suggested, +wanting to warm up his feet. + +“Careful not to walk through anyone,” said Ron +nervously, and they set off around the edge of the +dance floor. They passed a group of gloomy nuns, a +ragged man wearing chains, and the Fat Friar, a +cheerful Hufflepuff ghost, who was talking to a knight +with an arrow sticking out of his forehead. Harry +wasn’t surprised to see that the Bloody Baron, a +gaunt, staring Slytherin ghost covered in silver +bloodstains, was being given a wide berth by the +other ghosts. + +“Oh, no,” said Hermione, stopping abruptly. “Turn +back, turn back, I don’t want to talk to Moaning +Myrtle — ” + +“Who?” said Harry as they backtracked quickly. + +“She haunts one of the toilets in the girls’ bathroom +on the first floor,” said Hermione. + +“She haunts a toilet ?” + +“Yes. It’s been out-of-order all year because she keeps +having tantrums and flooding the place. I never went +in there anyway if I could avoid it; it’s awful trying to +have a pee with her wailing at you — ” + +“Look, food!” said Ron. + +On the other side of the dungeon was a long table, +also covered in black velvet. They approached it +eagerly but next moment had stopped in their tracks, + +Page | 147 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +horrified. The smell was quite disgusting. Large, +rotten fish were laid on handsome silver platters; +cakes, burned charcoal-black, were heaped on +salvers; there was a great maggoty haggis, a slab of +cheese covered in furry green mold and, in pride of +place, an enormous gray cake in the shape of a +tombstone, with tar-like icing forming the words, + +SIR NICHOLAS DE MIMSY-PORPINGTON +DIED 3 1 ST OCTOBER, 1 492 + +Harry watched, amazed, as a portly ghost approached +the table, crouched low, and walked through it, his +mouth held wide so that it passed through one of the +stinking salmon. + +“Can you taste it if you walk through it?” Harry asked +him. + +“Almost,” said the ghost sadly, and he drifted away. + +“I expect they’ve let it rot to give it a stronger flavor,” +said Hermione knowledgeably, pinching her nose and +leaning closer to look at the putrid haggis. + +“Can we move? I feel sick,” said Ron. + +They had barely turned around, however, when a +little man swooped suddenly from under the table and +came to a halt in midair before them. + +“Hello, Peeves,” said Harry cautiously. + +Unlike the ghosts around them, Peeves the Poltergeist +was the very reverse of pale and transparent. He was +wearing a bright orange party hat, a revolving bow tie, +and a broad grin on his wide, wicked face. + + + +Page | 148 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nibbles?” he said sweetly, offering them a bowl of +peanuts covered in fungus. + +“No thanks,” said Hermione. + +“Heard you talking about poor Myrtle,” said Peeves, +his eyes dancing. “Rude you was about poor Myrtle.” +He took a deep breath and bellowed, “OY! MYRTLE!” + +“Oh, no, Peeves, don’t tell her what I said, she’ll be +really upset,” Hermione whispered frantically. “I didn’t +mean it, I don’t mind her — er, hello, Myrtle.” + +The squat ghost of a girl had glided over. She had the +glummest face Harry had ever seen, half-hidden +behind lank hair and thick, pearly spectacles. + +“What?” she said sulkily. + +“How are you, Myrtle?” said Hermione in a falsely +bright voice. “It’s nice to see you out of the toilet.” + +Myrtle sniffed. + +“Miss Granger was just talking about you — ” said +Peeves slyly in Myrtle’s ear. + +“Just saying — saying — how nice you look tonight,” +said Hermione, glaring at Peeves. + +Myrtle eyed Hermione suspiciously. + +“You’re making fun of me,” she said, silver tears +welling rapidly in her small, see-through eyes. + +“No — honestly — didn’t I just say how nice Myrtle’s +looking?” said Hermione, nudging Harry and Ron +painfully in the ribs. + + + +Page | 149 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, yeah — ” + + + +“She did — ” + +“Don’t lie to me,” Myrtle gasped, tears now flooding +down her face, while Peeves chuckled happily over her +shoulder. “D’you think I don’t know what people call +me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! +Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!” + +“You’ve forgotten pimply,” Peeves hissed in her ear. + +Moaning Myrtle burst into anguished sobs and fled +from the dungeon. Peeves shot after her, pelting her +with moldy peanuts, yelling, “Pimply\ Pimplyl” + +“Oh, dear,” said Hermione sadly. + +Nearly Headless Nick now drifted toward them +through the crowd. + +“Enjoying yourselves?” + +“Oh, yes,” they lied. + +“Not a bad turnout,” said Nearly Headless Nick +proudly. “The Wailing Widow came all the way up +from Kent. ... It’s nearly time for my speech, I’d better +go and warn the orchestra. ...” + +The orchestra, however, stopped playing at that very +moment. They, and everyone else in the dungeon, fell +silent, looking around in excitement, as a hunting +horn sounded. + +“Oh, here we go,” said Nearly Headless Nick bitterly. + +Through the dungeon wall burst a dozen ghost +horses, each ridden by a headless horseman. The + +Page | 150 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +assembly clapped wildly; Harry started to clap, too, +but stopped quickly at the sight of Nick’s face. + +The horses galloped into the middle of the dance floor +and halted, rearing and plunging. At the front of the +pack was a large ghost who held his bearded head +under his arm, from which position he was blowing +the horn. The ghost leapt down, lifted his head high +in the air so he could see over the crowd (everyone +laughed), and strode over to Nearly Headless Nick, +squashing his head back onto his neck. + +“Nick!” he roared. “How are you? Head still hanging in +there?” + +He gave a hearty guffaw and clapped Nearly Headless +Nick on the shoulder. + +“Welcome, Patrick,” said Nick stiffly. + +“Live ’uns!” said Sir Patrick, spotting Harry, Ron, and +Hermione and giving a huge, fake jump of +astonishment, so that his head fell off again (the +crowd howled with laughter). + +“Very amusing,” said Nearly Headless Nick darkly. + +“Don’t mind Nick!” shouted Sir Patrick’s head from +the floor. “Still upset we won’t let him join the Hunt! +But I mean to say — look at the fellow — ” + +“I think,” said Harry hurriedly, at a meaningful look +from Nick, “Nick’s very — frightening and — er — ” + +“Ha!” yelled Sir Patrick’s head. “Bet he asked you to +say that!” + +“If I could have everyone’s attention, it’s time for my +speech!” said Nearly Headless Nick loudly, striding + +Page | 151 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +toward the podium and climbing into an icy blue +spotlight. + +“My late lamented lords, ladies, and gentlemen, it is +my great sorrow ...” + +But nobody heard much more. Sir Patrick and the +rest of the Headless Hunt had just started a game of +Head Hockey and the crowd were turning to watch. +Nearly Headless Nick tried vainly to recapture his +audience, but gave up as Sir Patrick’s head went +sailing past him to loud cheers. + +Harry was very cold by now, not to mention hungry. + +“I can’t stand much more of this,” Ron muttered, his +teeth chattering, as the orchestra ground back into +action and the ghosts swept back onto the dance +floor. + +“Let’s go,” Harry agreed. + +They backed toward the door, nodding and beaming +at anyone who looked at them, and a minute later +were hurrying back up the passageway full of black +candles. + +“Pudding might not be finished yet,” said Ron +hopefully, leading the way toward the steps to the +entrance hall. + +And then Harry heard it. + +"... rip ... tear ... kill ...” + +It was the same voice, the same cold, murderous +voice he had heard in Lockhart’s office. + + + +Page | 152 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He stumbled to a halt, clutching at the stone wall, +listening with all his might, looking around, squinting +up and down the dimly lit passageway. + +“Harry, what’re you — ?” + +“It’s that voice again — shut up a minute — ” + +soo hungry ... for so long ...” + +“Listen!” said Harry urgently, and Ron and Hermione +froze, watching him. + +“... kill ... time to kill ...” + +The voice was growing fainter. Harry was sure it was +moving away — moving upward. A mixture of fear and +excitement gripped him as he stared at the dark +ceiling; how could it be moving upward? Was it a +phantom, to whom stone ceilings didn’t matter? + +“This way,” he shouted, and he began to run, up the +stairs, into the entrance hall. It was no good hoping to +hear anything here, the babble of talk from the +Halloween feast was echoing out of the Great Hall. +Harry sprinted up the marble staircase to the first +floor, Ron and Hermione clattering behind him. + +“Harry, what’re we — ” + +“SHH!” + +Harry strained his ears. Distantly, from the floor +above, and growing fainter still, he heard the voice: +“...I smell blood. ...I SMELL BLOOD\” + +His stomach lurched — + + + +Page | 153 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s going to kill someone!” he shouted, and ignoring +Ron’s and Hermione’s bewildered faces, he ran up the +next flight of steps three at a time, trying to listen +over his own pounding footsteps — + +Harry hurtled around the whole of the second floor, +Ron and Hermione panting behind him, not stopping +until they turned a corner into the last, deserted +passage. + +“Harry, what was that all about?” said Ron, wiping +sweat off his face. “I couldn’t hear anything. ...” + +But Hermione gave a sudden gasp, pointing down the +corridor. + +“Loo/c!” + +Something was shining on the wall ahead. They +approached slowly, squinting through the darkness. +Foot-high words had been daubed on the wall +between two windows, shimmering in the light cast by +the flaming torches. + +THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. +ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE. + +“What’s that thing — hanging underneath?” said Ron, +a slight quiver in his voice. + +As they edged nearer, Harry almost slipped — there +was a large puddle of water on the floor; Ron and +Hermione grabbed him, and they inched toward the +message, eyes fixed on a dark shadow beneath it. All +three of them realized what it was at once, and leapt +backward with a splash. + + + +Page | 154 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Norris, the caretaker’s cat, was hanging by her +tail from the torch bracket. She was stiff as a board, +her eyes wide and staring. + +For a few seconds, they didn’t move. Then Ron said, +“Let’s get out of here.” + +“Shouldn’t we try and help — ” Harry began +awkwardly. + +“Trust me,” said Ron. “We don’t want to be found +here.” + +But it was too late. A rumble, as though of distant +thunder, told them that the feast had just ended. +From either end of the corridor where they stood +came the sound of hundreds of feet climbing the +stairs, and the loud, happy talk of well-fed people; +next moment, students were crashing into the +passage from both ends. + +The chatter, the bustle, the noise died suddenly as +the people in front spotted the hanging cat. Harry, +Ron, and Hermione stood alone, in the middle of the +corridor, as silence fell among the mass of students +pressing forward to see the grisly sight. + +Then someone shouted through the quiet. + +“Enemies of the Heir, beware! You’ll be next, +Mudbloods!” + +It was Draco Malfoy. He had pushed to the front of +the crowd, his cold eyes alive, his usually bloodless +face flushed, as he grinned at the sight of the +hanging, immobile cat. + + + +Page | 155 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +9 + + + + +THE WRITING ON THE WALL + +“What’s going on here? What’s going on?” + +Attracted no doubt by Malfoy’s shout, Argus Filch +came shouldering his way through the crowd. Then +he saw Mrs. Norris and fell back, clutching his face in +horror. + +“My cat! My cat! What’s happened to Mrs. Norris?” he +shrieked. + +And his popping eyes fell on Harry. + +“You!” he screeched. “You! You’ve murdered my cat! +You’ve killed her! I’ll kill you! I’ll — ” + +“Argus'.” + +Dumbledore had arrived on the scene, followed by a +number of other teachers. In seconds, he had swept +past Harry, Ron, and Hermione and detached Mrs. +Norris from the torch bracket. + + + +Page | 156 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Come with me, Argus,” he said to Filch. “You, too, + +Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Miss Granger.” + +Lockhart stepped forward eagerly. + +“My office is nearest, Headmaster — just upstairs — +please feel free — ” + +“Thank you, Gilderoy,” said Dumbledore. + +The silent crowd parted to let them pass. Lockhart, +looking excited and important, hurried after +Dumbledore; so did Professors McGonagall and +Snape. + +As they entered Lockhart’s darkened office there was +a flurry of movement across the walls; Harry saw +several of the Lockharts in the pictures dodging out of +sight, their hair in rollers. The real Lockhart lit the +candles on his desk and stood back. Dumbledore laid +Mrs. Norris on the polished surface and began to +examine her. Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchanged +tense looks and sank into chairs outside the pool of +candlelight, watching. + +The tip of Dumbledore ’s long, crooked nose was +barely an inch from Mrs. Norris’s fur. He was looking +at her closely through his half-moon spectacles, his +long fingers gently prodding and poking. Professor +McGonagall was bent almost as close, her eyes +narrowed. Snape loomed behind them, half in +shadow, wearing a most peculiar expression: It was +as though he was trying hard not to smile. And +Lockhart was hovering around all of them, making +suggestions. + +“It was definitely a curse that killed her — probably +the Trans-mogrifian Torture — I’ve seen it used many + + + +Page | 157 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +times, so unlucky I wasn’t there, I know the very +countercurse that would have saved her. ...” + +Lockhart’s comments were punctuated by Filch ’s dry, +racking sobs. He was slumped in a chair by the desk, +unable to look at Mrs. Norris, his face in his hands. +Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn’t help feeling +a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he +felt for himself. If Dumbledore believed Filch, he +would be expelled for sure. + +Dumbledore was now muttering strange words under +his breath and tapping Mrs. Norris with his wand but +nothing happened: She continued to look as though +she had been recently stuffed. + +"... I remember something very similar happening in +Ouagadougou,” said Lockhart, “a series of attacks, +the full story’s in my autobiography, I was able to +provide the townsfolk with various amulets, which +cleared the matter up at once. ...” + +The photographs of Lockhart on the walls were all +nodding in agreement as he talked. One of them had +forgotten to remove his hair net. + +At last Dumbledore straightened up. + +“She’s not dead, Argus,” he said softly. + +Lockhart stopped abruptly in the middle of counting +the number of murders he had prevented. + +“Not dead?” choked Filch, looking through his fingers +at Mrs. Norris. “But why’s she all — all stiff and +frozen?” + + + +Page | 158 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She has been Petrified,” said Dumbledore (“Ah! I +thought so!” said Lockhart). “But how, I cannot say. + + + +“Ask him\” shrieked Filch, turning his blotched and +tearstained face to Harry. + +“No second year could have done this,” said +Dumbledore firmly. “It would take Dark Magic of the +most advanced — ” + +“He did it, he did it!” Filch spat, his pouchy face +purpling. “You saw what he wrote on the wall! He +found — in my office — he knows I’m a — I’m a — ” +Filch ’s face worked horribly. “He knows I’m a Squib!” +he finished. + +“I never touched Mrs. Norris!” Harry said loudly, +uncomfortably aware of everyone looking at him, +including all the Lockharts on the walls. “And I don’t +even know what a Squib is.” + +“Rubbish!” snarled Filch. “He saw my Kwikspell +letter!” + +“If I might speak, Headmaster,” said Snape from the +shadows, and Harry’s sense of foreboding increased; +he was sure nothing Snape had to say was going to +do him any good. + +“Potter and his friends may have simply been in the +wrong place at the wrong time,” he said, a slight sneer +curling his mouth as though he doubted it. “But we +do have a set of suspicious circumstances here. Why +was he in the upstairs corridor at all? Why wasn’t he +at the Halloween feast?” + + + +Page | 159 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Ron and Hermione all launched into an +explanation about the deathday party. "... there were +hundreds of ghosts, they’ll tell you we were there — ” + +“But why not join the feast afterward?” said Snape, +his black eyes glittering in the candlelight. “Why go +up to that corridor?” + +Ron and Hermione looked at Harry. + +“Because — because — ” Harry said, his heart +thumping very fast; something told him it would +sound very far-fetched if he told them he had been led +there by a bodiless voice no one but he could hear, +“because we were tired and wanted to go to bed,” he +said. + +“Without any supper?” said Snape, a triumphant +smile flickering across his gaunt face. “I didn’t think +ghosts provided food fit for living people at their +parties.” + +“We weren’t hungry,” said Ron loudly as his stomach +gave a huge rumble. + +Snape’s nasty smile widened. + +“I suggest, Headmaster, that Potter is not being +entirely truthful,” he said. “It might be a good idea if +he were deprived of certain privileges until he is ready +to tell us the whole story. I personally feel he should +be taken off the Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is +ready to be honest.” + +“Really, Severus,” said Professor McGonagall sharply, +“I see no reason to stop the boy playing Quidditch. +This cat wasn’t hit over the head with a broomstick. +There is no evidence at all that Potter has done +anything wrong.” + +Page | 160 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore was giving Harry a searching look. His +twinkling light-blue gaze made Harry feel as though +he were being X-rayed. + +“Innocent until proven guilty, Severus,” he said +firmly. + +Snape looked furious. So did Filch. + +“My cat has been Petrified!” he shrieked, his eyes +popping. “I want to see some punishmenti” + +“We will be able to cure her, Argus,” said Dumbledore +patiently. “Professer Sprout recently managed to +procure some Mandrakes. As soon as they have +reached their full size, I will have a potion made that +will revive Mrs. Norris.” + +“I’ll make it,” Lockhart butted in. “I must have done it +a hundred times. I could whip up a Mandrake +Restorative Draught in my sleep — ” + +“Excuse me,” said Snape icily. “But I believe I am the +Potions master at this school.” + +There was a very awkward pause. + +“You may go,” Dumbledore said to Harry, Ron, and +Hermione. + +They went, as quickly as they could without actually +running. When they were a floor up from Lockhart’s +office, they turned into an empty classroom and +closed the door quietly behind them. Harry squinted +at his friends’ darkened faces. + +“D’you think I should have told them about that voice +I heard?” + + + +Page | 161 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Ron, without hesitation. “Hearing voices no +one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the +wizarding world.” + +Something in Ron’s voice made Harry ask, “You do +believe me, don’t you?” + +“ ’Course I do,” said Ron quickly. “But — you must +admit it’s weird. ...” + +“I know it’s weird,” said Harry. “The whole thing’s +weird. What was that writing on the wall about? The +Chamber Has Been Opened’. ... What’s that supposed +to mean?” + +“You know, it rings a sort of bell,” said Ron slowly. “I +think someone told me a story about a secret +chamber at Hogwarts once ... might’ve been Bill. ...” + +“And what on earth’s a Squib?” said Harry. + +To his surprise, Ron stifled a snigger. + +“Well — it’s not funny really — but as it’s Filch,” he +said. “A Squib is someone who was born into a +wizarding family but hasn’t got any magic powers. +Kind of the opposite of Muggle-born wizards, but +Squibs are quite unusual. If Filch ’s trying to learn +magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a +Squib. It would explain a lot. Like why he hates +students so much.” Ron gave a satisfied smile. “He’s +bitter.” + +A clock chimed somewhere. + +“Midnight,” said Harry. “We’d better get to bed before +Snape comes along and tries to frame us for +something else.” + + + +Page | 162 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +For a few days, the school could talk of little else but +the attack on Mrs. Norris. Filch kept it fresh in +everyone’s minds by pacing the spot where she had +been attacked, as though he thought the attacker +might come back. Harry had seen him scrubbing the +message on the wall with Mrs. Skower’s All-Purpose +Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect; the words +still gleamed as brightly as ever on the stone. When +Filch wasn’t guarding the scene of the crime, he was +skulking red-eyed through the corridors, lunging out +at unsuspecting students and trying to put them in +detention for things like “breathing loudly” and +“looking happy.” + +Ginny Weasley seemed very disturbed by Mrs. + +Norris’s fate. According to Ron, she was a great cat +lover. + +“But you haven’t really got to know Mrs. Norris,” Ron +told her bracingly. “Honestly, we’re much better off +without her.” Ginny ’s lip trembled. “Stuff like this +doesn’t often happen at Hogwarts,” Ron assured her. +“They’ll catch the maniac who did it and have him out +of here in no time. I just hope he’s got time to Petrify +Filch before he’s expelled. I’m only joking — ” Ron +added hastily as Ginny blanched. + +The attack had also had an effect on Hermione. It was +quite usual for Hermione to spend a lot of time +reading, but she was now doing almost nothing else. +Nor could Harry and Ron get much response from her +when they asked what she was up to, and not until +the following Wednesday did they find out. + +Harry had been held back in Potions, where Snape +had made him stay behind to scrape tubeworms off + + + +Page | 163 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the desks. After a hurried lunch, he went upstairs to +meet Ron in the library, and saw Justin Finch- +Fletchley, the Hufflepuff boy from Herbology, coming +toward him. Harry had just opened his mouth to say +hello when Justin caught sight of him, turned +abruptly, and sped off in the opposite direction. + +Harry found Ron at the back of the library, measuring +his History of Magic homework. Professor Binns had +asked for a three-foot-long composition on “The +Medieval Assembly of European Wizards.” + +“I don’t believe it, I’m still eight inches short. ...” said +Ron furiously, letting go of his parchment, which +sprang back into a roll. “And Hermione’s done four +feet seven inches and her writing’s tiny.” + +“Where is she?” asked Harry, grabbing the tape +measure and unrolling his own homework. + +“Somewhere over there,” said Ron, pointing along the +shelves. “Looking for another book. I think she’s +trying to read the whole library before Christmas.” + +Harry told Ron about Justin Finch-Fletchley running +away from him. + +“Dunno why you care. I thought he was a bit of an +idiot,” said Ron, scribbling away, making his writing +as large as possible. “All that junk about Lockhart +being so great — ” + +Hermione emerged from between the bookshelves. + +She looked irritable and at last seemed ready to talk +to them. + +“All the copies of Hogwarts, A History have been taken +out,” she said, sitting down next to Harry and Ron. +“And there’s a two-week waiting list. I wish I hadn’t + +Page | 164 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +left my copy at home, but I couldn’t fit it in my trunk +with all the Lockhart books.” + + + +“Why do you want it?” said Harry. + +“The same reason everyone else wants it,” said +Hermione, “to read up on the legend of the Chamber +of Secrets.” + +“What’s that?” said Harry quickly. + +“That’s just it. I can’t remember,” said Hermione, +biting her lip. “And I can’t find the story anywhere +else — ” + +“Hermione, let me read your composition,” said Ron +desperately, checking his watch. + +“No, I won’t,” said Hermione, suddenly severe. “You’ve +had ten days to finish it — ” + +“I only need another two inches, come on — ” + +The bell rang. Ron and Hermione led the way to +History of Magic, bickering. + +History of Magic was the dullest subject on their +schedule. Professor Binns, who taught it, was their +only ghost teacher, and the most exciting thing that +ever happened in his classes was his entering the +room through the blackboard. Ancient and shriveled, +many people said he hadn’t noticed he was dead. He +had simply got up to teach one day and left his body +behind him in an armchair in front of the staffroom +fire; his routine had not varied in the slightest since. + +Today was as boring as ever. Professor Binns opened +his notes and began to read in a flat drone like an old +vacuum cleaner until nearly everyone in the class was + +Page | 165 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in a deep stupor, occasionally coming to long enough +to copy down a name or date, then falling asleep +again. He had been speaking for half an hour when +something happened that had never happened before. +Hermione put up her hand. + +Professor Binns, glancing up in the middle of a deadly +dull lecture on the International Warlock Convention +of 1289, looked amazed. + +“Miss — er — ?” + +“Granger, Professor. I was wondering if you could tell +us anything about the Chamber of Secrets,” said +Hermione in a clear voice. + +Dean Thomas, who had been sitting with his mouth +hanging open, gazing out of the window, jerked out of +his trance; Lavender Brown’s head came up off her +arms and Neville Longbottom’s elbow slipped off his +desk. + +Professor Binns blinked. + +“My subject is History of Magic,” he said in his dry, +wheezy voice. “I deal with, facts, Miss Granger, not +myths and legends.” He cleared his throat with a +small noise like chalk snapping and continued, “In +September of that year, a subcommittee of Sardinian +sorcerers — ” + +He stuttered to a halt. Hermione’s hand was waving +in the air again. + +“Miss Grant?” + +“Please, sir, don’t legends always have a basis in +fact?” + + + +Page | 166 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Binns was looking at her in such +amazement, Harry was sure no student had ever +interrupted him before, alive or dead. + +“Well,” said Professor Binns slowly, “yes, one could +argue that, I suppose.” He peered at Hermione as +though he had never seen a student properly before. +“However, the legend of which you speak is such a +very sensational, even ludicrous tale — ” + +But the whole class was now hanging on Professor +Binns ’s every word. He looked dimly at them all, every +face turned to his. Harry could tell he was completely +thrown by such an unusual show of interest. + +“Oh, very well,” he said slowly. “Let me see ... the +Chamber of Secrets . . . + +“You all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded +over a thousand years ago — the precise date is +uncertain — by the four greatest witches and wizards +of the age. The four school Houses are named after +them: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena +Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. They built this +castle together, far from prying Muggle eyes, for it was +an age when magic was feared by common people, +and witches and wizards suffered much persecution.” + +He paused, gazed blearily around the room, and +continued. + +“For a few years, the founders worked in harmony +together, seeking out youngsters who showed signs of +magic and bringing them to the castle to be educated. +But then disagreements sprang up between them. A +rift began to grow between Slytherin and the others. +Slytherin wished to be more selective about the +students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed that +magical learning should be kept within all-magic +Page | 167 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +families. He disliked taking students of Muggle +parentage, believing them to be untrustworthy. After +a while, there was a serious argument on the subject +between Slytherin and Gryffindor, and Slytherin left +the school.” + +Professor Binns paused again, pursing his lips, +looking like a wrinkled old tortoise. + +“Reliable historical sources tell us this much,” he +said. “But these honest facts have been obscured by +the fanciful legend of the Chamber of Secrets. The +story goes that Slytherin had built a hidden chamber +in the castle, of which the other founders knew +nothing. + +“Slytherin, according to the legend, sealed the +Chamber of Secrets so that none would be able to +open it until his own true heir arrived at the school. +The heir alone would be able to unseal the Chamber +of Secrets, unleash the horror within, and use it to +purge the school of all who were unworthy to study +magic.” + +There was silence as he finished telling the story, but +it wasn’t the usual, sleepy silence that filled Professor +Binns ’s classes. There was unease in the air as +everyone continued to watch him, hoping for more. +Professor Binns looked faintly annoyed. + +“The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course,” he +said. “Naturally, the school has been searched for +evidence of such a chamber, many times, by the most +learned witches and wizards. It does not exist. A tale +told to frighten the gullible.” + +Hermione’s hand was back in the air. + + + +Page | 168 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sir — what exactly do you mean by the ‘horror +within’ the Chamber?” + +“That is believed to be some sort of monster, which +the Heir of Slytherin alone can control,” said Professor +Binns in his dry, reedy voice. + +The class exchanged nervous looks. + +“I tell you, the thing does not exist,” said Professor +Binns, shuffling his notes. “There is no Chamber and +no monster.” + +“But, sir,” said Seamus Finnigan, “if the Chamber can +only be opened by Slytherin’s true heir, no one else +would be able to find it, would they?” + +“Nonsense, O’Flaherty,” said Professor Binns in an +aggravated tone. “If a long succession of Hogwarts +headmasters and headmistresses haven’t found the +thing — ” + +“But, Professor,” piped up Parvati Patil, “you’d +probably have to use Dark Magic to open it — ” + +“Just because a wizard doesn’t use Dark Magic +doesn’t mean he can’t, Miss Pennyfeather,” snapped +Professor Binns. “I repeat, if the likes of Dumbledore + + + +“But maybe you’ve got to be related to Slytherin, so +Dumbledore couldn’t — ” began Dean Thomas, but +Professor Binns had had enough. + +“That will do,” he said sharply. “It is a myth! It does +not exist! There is not a shred of evidence that +Slytherin ever built so much as a secret broom +cupboard! I regret telling you such a foolish story! We + + + +Page | 169 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +will return, if you please, to history, to solid, +believable, verifiable facti” + + + +And within five minutes, the class had sunk back into +its usual torpor. + +“I always knew Salazar Slytherin was a twisted old +loony,” Ron told Harry and Hermione as they fought +their way through the teeming corridors at the end of +the lesson to drop off their bags before dinner. “But I +never knew he started all this pure-blood stuff. I +wouldn’t be in his House if you paid me. Honestly, if +the Sorting Hat had tried to put me in Slytherin, I’d’ve +got the train straight back home. ...” + +Hermione nodded fervently, but Harry didn’t say +anything. His stomach had just dropped +unpleasantly. + +Harry had never told Ron and Hermione that the +Sorting Hat had seriously considered putting him in +Slytherin. He could remember, as though it were +yesterday, the small voice that had spoken in his ear +when he’d placed the hat on his head a year before: +You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your +head, and Slytherin would help you on the way to +greatness, no doubt about that. . . . + +But Harry, who had already heard of Slytherin +House’s reputation for turning out Dark wizards, had +thought desperately, Not Slytherin ! and the hat had +said, Oh, well, if you’re sure ... better be Gryffindor. ... + +As they were shunted along in the throng, Colin +Creevey went past. + +“Hiya, Harry!” + +“Hullo, Colin,” said Harry automatically. + +Page | 170 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry — Harry — a boy in my class has been saying +you’re — ” + + + +But Colin was so small he couldn’t fight against the +tide of people bearing him toward the Great Hall; they +heard him squeak, “See you, Harry!” and he was +gone. + +“What’s a boy in his class saying about you?” +Hermione wondered. + +“That I’m Slytherin’s heir, I expect,” said Harry, his +stomach dropping another inch or so as he suddenly +remembered the way Justin Finch-Fletchley had run +away from him at lunchtime. + +“People here’ll believe anything,” said Ron in disgust. + +The crowd thinned and they were able to climb the +next staircase without difficulty. + +“D’you really think there’s a Chamber of Secrets?” + +Ron asked Hermione. + +“I don’t know,” she said, frowning. “Dumbledore +couldn’t cure Mrs. Norris, and that makes me think +that whatever attacked her might not be — well — +human.” + +As she spoke, they turned a corner and found +themselves at the end of the very corridor where the +attack had happened. They stopped and looked. The +scene was just as it had been that night, except that +there was no stiff cat hanging from the torch bracket, +and an empty chair stood against the wall bearing the +message “The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Opened.” + +“That’s where Filch has been keeping guard,” Ron +muttered. + +Page | 171 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They looked at each other. The corridor was deserted. + + + +“Can’t hurt to have a poke around,” said Harry, +dropping his bag and getting to his hands and knees +so that he could crawl along, searching for clues. + +“Scorch marks!” he said. “Here — and here — ” + +“Come and look at this!” said Hermione. “This is +funny. ...” + +Harry got up and crossed to the window next to the +message on the wall. Hermione was pointing at the +topmost pane, where around twenty spiders were +scuttling, apparently fighting to get through a small +crack. A long, silvery thread was dangling like a rope, +as though they had all climbed it in their hurry to get +outside. + +“Have you ever seen spiders act like that?” said +Hermione wonderingly. + +“No,” said Harry, “have you, Ron? Ron?” + +He looked over his shoulder. Ron was standing well +back and seemed to be fighting the impulse to run. + +“What’s up?” said Harry. + +“I — don’t — like — spiders,” said Ron tensely. + +“I never knew that,” said Hermione, looking at Ron in +surprise. “You’ve used spiders in Potions loads of +times. ...” + +“I don’t mind them dead,” said Ron, who was carefully +looking anywhere but at the window. “I just don’t like +the way they move. ...” + +Page | 172 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione giggled. + + + +“It’s not funny,” said Ron, fiercely. “If you must know, +when I was three, Fred turned my — my teddy bear +into a great big filthy spider because I broke his toy +broomstick. ... You wouldn’t like them either if you’d +been holding your bear and suddenly it had too many +legs and ...” + +He broke off, shuddering. Hermione was obviously +still trying not to laugh. Feeling they had better get off +the subject, Harry said, “Remember all that water on +the floor? Where did that come from? Someone’s +mopped it up.” + +“It was about here,” said Ron, recovering himself to +walk a few paces past Filch’s chair and pointing. + +“Level with this door.” + +He reached for the brass doorknob but suddenly +withdrew his hand as though he’d been burned. + +“What’s the matter?” said Harry. + +“Can’t go in there,” said Ron gruffly. “That’s a girls’ +toilet.” + +“Oh, Ron, there won’t be anyone in there,” said +Hermione, standing up and coming over. “That’s +Moaning Myrtle’s place. Come on, let’s have a look.” + +And ignoring the large OUT OF ORDER sign, she +opened the door. + +It was the gloomiest, most depressing bathroom Harry +had ever set foot in. Under a large, cracked, and +spotted mirror were a row of chipped sinks. The floor +was damp and reflected the dull light given off by the +stubs of a few candles, burning low in their holders; +Page | 173 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the wooden doors to the stalls were flaking and +scratched and one of them was dangling off its +hinges. + +Hermione put her fingers to her lips and set off +toward the end stall. When she reached it she said, +“Hello, Myrtle, how are you?” + +Harry and Ron went to look. Moaning Myrtle was +floating above the tank of the toilet, picking a spot on +her chin. + +“This is a girls’ bathroom,” she said, eyeing Ron and +Harry suspiciously. “They’re not girls.” + +“No,” Hermione agreed. “I just wanted to show them +how — er — nice it is in here.” + +She waved vaguely at the dirty old mirror and the +damp floor. + +“Ask her if she saw anything,” Harry mouthed at +Hermione. + +“What are you whispering?” said Myrtle, staring at +him. + +“Nothing,” said Harry quickly. “We wanted to ask — ” + +“I wish people would stop talking behind my back!” +said Myrtle, in a voice choked with tears. “I do have +feelings, you know, even if I am dead — ” + +“Myrtle, no one wants to upset you,” said Hermione. +“Harry only — ” + +“No one wants to upset me! That’s a good one!” +howled Myrtle. “My life was nothing but misery at this +place and now people come along ruining my death!” + +Page | 174 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We wanted to ask you if you’ve seen anything funny +lately,” said Hermione quickly. “Because a cat was +attacked right outside your front door on Halloween.” + +“Did you see anyone near here that night?” said +Harry. + +“I wasn’t paying attention,” said Myrtle dramatically. +“Peeves upset me so much I came in here and tried to +kill myself. Then, of course, I remembered that I’m — +that I’m — ” + +“Already dead,” said Ron helpfully. + +Myrtle gave a tragic sob, rose up in the air, turned +over, and dived headfirst into the toilet, splashing +water all over them and vanishing from sight, +although from the direction of her muffled sobs, she +had come to rest somewhere in the U-bend. + +Harry and Ron stood with their mouths open, but +Hermione shrugged wearily and said, “Honestly, that +was almost cheerful for Myrtle. ... Come on, let’s go.” + +Harry had barely closed the door on Myrtle’s gurgling +sobs when a loud voice made all three of them jump. + +“RON!” + +Percy Weasley had stopped dead at the head of the +stairs, prefect badge agleam, an expression of +complete shock on his face. + +“That’s a girls’ bathroom!” he gasped. “What were you +— ?” + +“Just having a look around,” Ron shrugged. “Clues, +you know — ” + + + +Page | 175 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Percy swelled in a manner that reminded Harry +forcefully of Mrs. Weasley. + + + +“Get — away — from — there — ” Percy said, striding +toward them and starting to bustle them along, +flapping his arms. “Don’t you care what this looks +like? Coming back here while everyone’s at dinner — ” + +“Why shouldn’t we be here?” said Ron hotly, stopping +short and glaring at Percy. “Listen, we never laid a +finger on that cat!” + +“That’s what I told Ginny,” said Percy fiercely, “but +she still seems to think you’re going to be expelled, + +I’ve never seen her so upset, crying her eyes out, you +might think of her, all the first years are thoroughly +overexcited by this business — ” + +“ You don’t care about Ginny,” said Ron, whose ears +were now reddening. “You’re just worried I’m going to +mess up your chances of being Head Boy — ” + +“Five points from Gryffindor!” Percy said tersely, +fingering his prefect badge. “And I hope it teaches you +a lesson! No more detective work, or I’ll write to +Mum!” + +And he strode off, the back of his neck as red as +Ron’s ears. + + + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione chose seats as far as +possible from Percy in the common room that night. +Ron was still in a very bad temper and kept blotting +his Charms homework. When he reached absently for +his wand to remove the smudges, it ignited the +parchment. Fuming almost as much as his +homework, Ron slammed The Standard Book of +Page | 176 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Spells, Grade 2 shut. To Harry’s surprise, Hermione +followed suit. + +“Who can it be, though?” she said in a quiet voice, as +though continuing a conversation they had just been +having. “Who’d want to frighten all the Squibs and +Muggle-borns out of Hogwarts?” + +“Let’s think,” said Ron in mock puzzlement. “Who do +we know who thinks Muggle-borns are scum?” + +He looked at Hermione. Hermione looked back, +unconvinced. + +“If you’re talking about Malfoy — ” + +“Of course I am!” said Ron. “You heard him — ‘You’ll +be next, MudbloodsV — come on, you’ve only got to +look at his foul rat face to know it’s him — ” + +“Malfoy, the Heir of Slytherin?” said Hermione +skeptically. + +“Look at his family,” said Harry, closing his books, +too. “The whole lot of them have been in Slytherin; +he’s always boasting about it. They could easily be +Slytherin’s descendants. His father’s definitely evil +enough.” + +“They could’ve had the key to the Chamber of Secrets +for centuries!” said Ron. “Handing it down, father to +son. ...” + +“Well,” said Hermione cautiously, “I suppose it’s +possible. ...” + +“But how do we prove it?” said Harry darkly. + + + +Page | 177 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There might be a way,” said Hermione slowly, +dropping her voice still further with a quick glance +across the room at Percy. “Of course, it would be +difficult. And dangerous, very dangerous. We’d be +breaking about fifty school rules, I expect — ” + +“If, in a month or so, you feel like explaining, you will +let us know, won’t you?” said Ron irritably. + +“All right,” said Hermione coldly. “What we’d need to +do is to get inside the Slytherin common room and +ask Malfoy a few questions without him realizing it’s +us.” + + + +“But that’s impossible,” Harry said as Ron laughed. + +“No, it’s not,” said Hermione. “All we’d need would be +some Polyjuice Potion.” + +“What’s that?” said Ron and Harry together. + +“Snape mentioned it in class a few weeks ago — ” + +“D’you think we’ve got nothing better to do in Potions +than listen to Snape?” muttered Ron. + +“It transforms you into somebody else. Think about it! +We could change into three of the Slytherins. No one +would know it was us. Malfoy would probably tell us +anything. He’s probably boasting about it in the +Slytherin common room right now, if only we could +hear him.” + +“This Polyjuice stuff sounds a bit dodgy to me,” said +Ron, frowning. “What if we were stuck looking like +three of the Slytherins forever?” + +“It wears off after a while,” said Hermione, waving her +hand impatiently. “But getting hold of the recipe will + +Page | 178 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +be very difficult. Snape said it was in a book called +Moste Potente Potions and it’s bound to be in the +Restricted Section of the library.” + +There was only one way to get out a book from the +Restricted Section: You needed a signed note of +permission from a teacher. + +“Hard to see why we’d want the book, really,” said +Ron, “if we weren’t going to try and make one of the +potions.” + +“I think,” said Hermione, “that if we made it sound as +though we were just interested in the theory, we +might stand a chance. ...” + +“Oh, come on, no teacher’s going to fall for that,” said +Ron. “They’d have to be really thick. ...” + + + +Page | 179 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +THE ROGUE BLUDGER + +Since the disastrous episode of the pixies, Professor +Lockhart had not brought live creatures to class. +Instead, he read passages from his books to them, +and sometimes reenacted some of the more dramatic +bits. He usually picked Harry to help him with these +reconstructions; so far, Harry had been forced to play +a simple Transylvanian villager whom Lockhart had +cured of a Babbling Curse, a yeti with a head cold, +and a vampire who had been unable to eat anything +except lettuce since Lockhart had dealt with him. + +Harry was hauled to the front of the class during their +very next Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson, this +time acting a werewolf. If he hadn’t had a very good +reason for keeping Lockhart in a good mood, he would +have refused to do it. + +“Nice loud howl, Harry — exactly — and then, if you’ll +believe it, I pounced — like this — slammed him to +the floor — thus — with one hand, I managed to hold +him down — with my other, I put my wand to his +throat — I then screwed up my remaining strength +Page | 180 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- J.K. Rowling + + + +and performed the immensely complex Homorphus +Charm — he let out a piteous moan — go on, Harry — +higher than that — good — the fur vanished — the +fangs shrank — and he turned back into a man. +Simple, yet effective — and another village will +remember me forever as the hero who delivered them +from the monthly terror of werewolf attacks.” + +The bell rang and Lockhart got to his feet. + +“Homework — compose a poem about my defeat of +the Wagga Wagga Werewolf! Signed copies of Magical +Me to the author of the best one!” + +The class began to leave. Harry returned to the back +of the room, where Ron and Hermione were waiting. + +“Ready?” Harry muttered. + +“Wait till everyone’s gone,” said Hermione nervously. +“All right ...” + +She approached Lockhart’s desk, a piece of paper +clutched tightly in her hand, Harry and Ron right +behind her. + +“Er — Professor Lockhart?” Hermione stammered. “I +wanted to — to get this book out of the library. Just +for background reading.” She held out the piece of +paper, her hand shaking slightly. “But the thing is, +it’s in the Restricted Section of the library, so I need a +teacher to sign for it — I’m sure it would help me +understand what you say in Gadding with Ghouls +about slow-acting venoms — ” + +“Ah, Gadding with GhoulsV’ said Lockhart, taking the +note from Hermione and smiling widely at her. +“Possibly my very favorite book. You enjoyed it?” + + + +Page | 181 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, yes,” said Hermione eagerly. “So clever, the way +you trapped that last one with the tea-strainer — ” + +“Well, I’m sure no one will mind me giving the best +student of the year a little extra help,” said Lockhart +warmly, and he pulled out an enormous peacock +quill. “Yes, nice, isn’t it?” he said, misreading the +revolted look on Ron’s face. “I usually save it for book +signings.” + +He scrawled an enormous loopy signature on the note +and handed it back to Hermione. + +“So, Harry,” said Lockhart, while Hermione folded the +note with fumbling fingers and slipped it into her bag. +“Tomorrow’s the first Quidditch match of the season, I +believe? Gryffindor against Slytherin, is it not? I hear +you’re a useful player. I was a Seeker, too. I was +asked to try for the National Squad, but preferred to +dedicate my life to the eradication of the Dark Forces. +Still, if ever you feel the need for a little private +training, don’t hesitate to ask. Always happy to pass +on my expertise to less able players. ...” + +Harry made an indistinct noise in his throat and then +hurried off after Ron and Hermione. + +“I don’t believe it,” he said as the three of them +examined the signature on the note. “He didn’t even +look at the book we wanted.” + +“That’s because he’s a brainless git,” said Ron. “But +who cares, we’ve got what we needed — ” + +“He is not a brainless git,” said Hermione shrilly as +they half ran toward the library. + +“Just because he said you were the best student of +the year — ” + +Page | 182 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They dropped their voices as they entered the muffled +stillness of the library. Madam Pince, the librarian, +was a thin, irritable woman who looked like an +underfed vulture. + +“Moste Potente Potions?” she repeated suspiciously, +trying to take the note from Hermione; but Hermione +wouldn’t let go. + +“I was wondering if I could keep it,” she said +breathlessly. + +“Oh, come on,” said Ron, wrenching it from her grasp +and thrusting it at Madam Pince. “We’ll get you +another autograph. Lockhart ’ll sign anything if it +stands still long enough.” + +Madam Pince held the note up to the light, as though +determined to detect a forgery, but it passed the test. +She stalked away between the lofty shelves and +returned several minutes later carrying a large and +moldy-looking book. Hermione put it carefully into +her bag and they left, trying not to walk too quickly or +look too guilty. + +Five minutes later, they were barricaded in Moaning +Myrtle’s out-of-order bathroom once again. Hermione +had overridden Ron’s objections by pointing out that +it was the last place anyone in their right minds +would go, so they were guaranteed some privacy. +Moaning Myrtle was crying noisily in her stall, but +they were ignoring her, and she them. + +Hermione opened Moste Potente Potions carefully, and +the three of them bent over the damp-spotted pages. + +It was clear from a glance why it belonged in the +Restricted Section. Some of the potions had effects +almost too gruesome to think about, and there were +some very unpleasant illustrations, which included a +Page | 183 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +man who seemed to have been turned inside out and +a witch sprouting several extra pairs of arms out of +her head. + +“Here it is,” said Hermione excitedly as she found the +page headed The Polyjuice Potion. It was decorated +with drawings of people halfway through transforming +into other people. Harry sincerely hoped the artist +had imagined the looks of intense pain on their faces. + +“This is the most complicated potion I’ve ever seen,” +said Hermione as they scanned the recipe. “Lacewing +flies, leeches, fluxweed, and knotgrass,” she +murmured, running her finger down the list of +ingredients. “Well, they’re easy enough, they’re in the +student store-cupboard, we can help ourselves. ... +Oooh, look, powdered horn of a bicorn — don’t know +where we’re going to get that — shredded skin of a +boomslang — thatll be tricky, too — and of course a +bit of whoever we want to change into.” + +“Excuse me?” said Ron sharply. “What d’you mean, a +bit of whoever we’re changing into? I’m drinking +nothing with Crabbe’s toenails in it — ” + +Hermione continued as though she hadn’t heard him. + +“We don’t have to worry about that yet, though, +because we add those bits last. ...” + +Ron turned, speechless, to Harry, who had another +worry. + +“D’you realize how much we’re going to have to steal, +Hermione? Shredded skin of a boomslang, that’s +definitely not in the students’ cupboard. What’re we +going to do, break into Snape’s private stores? I don’t +know if this is a good idea. ...” + + + +Page | 184 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione shut the book with a snap. + + + +“Well, if you two are going to chicken out, fine,” she +said. There were bright pink patches on her cheeks +and her eyes were brighter than usual. “ I don’t want +to break rules, you know. / think threatening Muggle- +borns is far worse than brewing up a difficult potion. +But if you don’t want to find out if it’s Malfoy, I’ll go +straight to Madam Pince now and hand the book back +in — ” + + + +“I never thought I’d see the day when you’d be +persuading us to break rules,” said Ron. “All right, +we’ll do it. But not toenails, okay?” + +“How long will it take to make, anyway?” said Harry +as Hermione, looking happier, opened the book again. + +“Well, since the fluxweed has got to be picked at the +full moon and the lacewings have got to be stewed for +twenty-one days ... I’d say it’d be ready in about a +month, if we can get all the ingredients.” + +“A month?” said Ron. “Malfoy could have attacked +half the Muggle-borns in the school by then!” But +Hermione ’s eyes narrowed dangerously again, and he +added swiftly, “But it’s the best plan we’ve got, so full +steam ahead, I say.” + +However, while Hermione was checking that the coast +was clear for them to leave the bathroom, Ron +muttered to Harry, “It’ll be a lot less hassle if you can +just knock Malfoy off his broom tomorrow.” + +Harry woke early on Saturday morning and lay for a +while thinking about the coming Quidditch match. He +was nervous, mainly at the thought of what Wood +would say if Gryffindor lost, but also at the idea of +facing a team mounted on the fastest racing brooms +Page | 185 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +gold could buy. He had never wanted to beat +Slytherin so badly. After half an hour of lying there +with his insides churning, he got up, dressed, and +went down to breakfast early, where he found the rest +of the Gryffindor team huddled at the long, empty +table, all looking uptight and not speaking much. + +As eleven o’clock approached, the whole school +started to make its way down to the Quidditch +stadium. It was a muggy sort of day with a hint of +thunder in the air. Ron and Hermione came hurrying +over to wish Harry good luck as he entered the locker +rooms. The team pulled on their scarlet Gryffindor +robes, then sat down to listen to Wood’s usual pre- +match pep talk. + +“Slytherin has better brooms than us,” he began. “No +point denying it. But we’ve got better people on our +brooms. We’ve trained harder than they have, we’ve +been flying in all weathers — ” (“Too true,” muttered +George Weasley. “I haven’t been properly dry since +August”) “ — and we’re going to make them rue the +day they let that little bit of slime, Malfoy, buy his +way onto their team.” + +Chest heaving with emotion, Wood turned to Harry. + +“It’ll be down to you, Harry, to show them that a +Seeker has to have something more than a rich +father. Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, +Harry, because we’ve got to win today, we’ve got to.” + +“So no pressure, Harry,” said Fred, winking at him. + +As they walked out onto the field, a roar of noise +greeted them; mainly cheers, because Ravenclaw and +Hufflepuff were anxious to see Slytherin beaten, but +the Slytherins in the crowd made their boos and +hisses heard, too. Madam Hooch, the Quidditch +Page | 186 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +teacher, asked Flint and Wood to shake hands, which +they did, giving each other threatening stares and +gripping rather harder than was necessary. + +“On my whistle,” said Madam Hooch. “Three ... two ... +one ...” + +With a roar from the crowd to speed them upward, +the fourteen players rose toward the leaden sky. + +Harry flew higher than any of them, squinting around +for the Snitch. + +“All right there, Scarhead?” yelled Malfoy, shooting +underneath him as though to show off the speed of +his broom. + +Harry had no time to reply. At that very moment, a +heavy black Bludger came pelting toward him; he +avoided it so narrowly that he felt it ruffle his hair as +it passed. + +“Close one, Harry!” said George, streaking past him +with his club in his hand, ready to knock the Bludger +back toward a Slytherin. Harry saw George give the +Bludger a powerful whack in the direction of Adrian +Pucey, but the Bludger changed direction in midair +and shot straight for Harry again. + +Harry dropped quickly to avoid it, and George +managed to hit it hard toward Malfoy. Once again, the +Bludger swerved like a boomerang and shot at Harry’s +head. + +Harry put on a burst of speed and zoomed toward the +other end of the field. He could hear the Bludger +whistling along behind him. What was going on? +Bludgers never concentrated on one player like this; it +was their job to try and unseat as many people as +possible. ... + +Page | 187 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fred Weasley was waiting for the Bludger at the other +end. Harry ducked as Fred swung at the Bludger with +all his might; the Bludger was knocked off course. + +“Gotcha!” Fred yelled happily, but he was wrong; as +though it was magnetically attracted to Harry, the +Bludger pelted after him once more and Harry was +forced to fly off at full speed. + +It had started to rain; Harry felt heavy drops fall onto +his face, splattering onto his glasses. He didn’t have a +clue what was going on in the rest of the game until +he heard Lee Jordan, who was commentating, say, +“Slytherin lead, sixty points to zero — ” + +The Slytherins’ superior brooms were clearly doing +their jobs, and meanwhile the mad Bludger was doing +all it could to knock Harry out of the air. Fred and +George were now flying so close to him on either side +that Harry could see nothing at all except their flailing +arms and had no chance to look for the Snitch, let +alone catch it. + +“Someone’s — tampered — with — this — Bludger — ” +Fred grunted, swinging his bat with all his might at it +as it launched a new attack on Harry. + +“We need time out,” said George, trying to signal to +Wood and stop the Bludger breaking Harry’s nose at +the same time. + +Wood had obviously got the message. Madam Hooch’s +whistle rang out and Harry, Fred, and George dived +for the ground, still trying to avoid the mad Bludger. + +“What’s going on?” said Wood as the Gryffindor team +huddled together, while Slytherins in the crowd +jeered. “We’re being flattened. Fred, George, where + + + +Page | 188 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were you when that Bludger stopped Angelina +scoring?” + +“We were twenty feet above her, stopping the other +Bludger from murdering Harry, Oliver,” said George +angrily. “Someone’s fixed it — it won’t leave Harry +alone. It hasn’t gone for anyone else all game. The +Slytherins must have done something to it.” + +“But the Bludgers have been locked in Madam +Hooch’s office since our last practice, and there was +nothing wrong with them then. ...” said Wood, +anxiously. + +Madam Hooch was walking toward them. Over her +shoulder, Harry could see the Slytherin team jeering +and pointing in his direction. + +“Listen,” said Harry as she came nearer and nearer, +“with you two flying around me all the time the only +way I’m going to catch the Snitch is if it flies up my +sleeve. Go back to the rest of the team and let me deal +with the rogue one.” + +“Don’t be thick,” said Fred. “It’ll take your head off.” + +Wood was looking from Harry to the Weasleys. + +“Oliver, this is insane,” said Alicia Spinnet angrily. +“You can’t let Harry deal with that thing on his own. +Let’s ask for an inquiry — ” + +“If we stop now, we’ll have to forfeit the match!” said +Harry. “And we’re not losing to Slytherin just because +of a crazy Bludger! Come on, Oliver, tell them to leave +me alone!” + + + +Page | 189 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This is all your fault,” George said angrily to Wood. “ +‘Get the Snitch or die trying,’ what a stupid thing to +tell him—” + + + +Madam Hooch had joined them. + +“Ready to resume play?” she asked Wood. + +Wood looked at the determined look on Harry’s face. + +“All right,” he said. “Fred, George, you heard Harry — +leave him alone and let him deal with the Bludger on +his own.” + +The rain was falling more heavily now. On Madam +Hooch’s whistle, Harry kicked hard into the air and +heard the telltale whoosh of the Bludger behind him. +Higher and higher Harry climbed; he looped and +swooped, spiraled, zigzagged, and rolled. Slightly +dizzy, he nevertheless kept his eyes wide open, rain +was speckling his glasses and ran up his nostrils as +he hung upside down, avoiding another fierce dive +from the Bludger. He could hear laughter from the +crowd; he knew he must look very stupid, but the +rogue Bludger was heavy and couldn’t change +direction as quickly as Harry could; he began a kind +of roller-coaster ride around the edges of the stadium, +squinting through the silver sheets of rain to the +Gryffindor goal posts, where Adrian Pucey was trying +to get past Wood — + +A whistling in Harry’s ear told him the Bludger had +just missed him again; he turned right over and sped +in the opposite direction. + +“Training for the ballet, Potter?” yelled Malfoy as +Harry was forced to do a stupid kind of twirl in midair +to dodge the Bludger, and he fled, the Bludger trailing +a few feet behind him; and then, glaring back at + +Page | 190 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy in hatred, he saw it — the Golden Snitch. It +was hovering inches above Malfoy’s left ear — and +Malfoy, busy laughing at Harry, hadn’t seen it. + +For an agonizing moment, Harry hung in midair, not +daring to speed toward Malfoy in case he looked up +and saw the Snitch. + +WHAM. + +He had stayed still a second too long. The Bludger +had hit him at last, smashed into his elbow, and +Harry felt his arm break. Dimly, dazed by the searing +pain in his arm, he slid sideways on his rain- +drenched broom, one knee still crooked over it, his +right arm dangling useless at his side — the Bludger +came pelting back for a second attack, this time +aiming at his face — Harry swerved out of the way, +one idea firmly lodged in his numb brain: get to +Malfoy. + +Through a haze of rain and pain he dived for the +shimmering, sneering face below him and saw its eyes +widen with fear: Malfoy thought Harry was attacking +him. + +“What the — ” he gasped, careening out of Harry’s +way. + +Harry took his remaining hand off his broom and +made a wild snatch; he felt his fingers close on the +cold Snitch but was now only gripping the broom with +his legs, and there was a yell from the crowd below as +he headed straight for the ground, trying hard not to +pass out. + +With a splattering thud he hit the mud and rolled off +his broom. His arm was hanging at a very strange +angle; riddled with pain, he heard, as though from a + +Page | 191 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +distance, a good deal of whistling and shouting. He +focused on the Snitch clutched in his good hand. + +“Aha,” he said vaguely. “We’ve won.” + +And he fainted. + +He came around, rain falling on his face, still lying on +the field, with someone leaning over him. He saw a +glitter of teeth. + +“Oh, no, not you,” he moaned. + +“Doesn’t know what he’s saying,” said Lockhart loudly +to the anxious crowd of Gryffindors pressing around +them. “Not to worry, Harry. I’m about to fix your +arm.” + +“iVo!” said Harry. “I’ll keep it like this, thanks. ...” + +He tried to sit up, but the pain was terrible. He heard +a familiar clicking noise nearby. + +“I don’t want a photo of this, Colin,” he said loudly. + +“Lie back, Harry,” said Lockhart soothingly. “It’s a +simple charm I’ve used countless times — ” + +“Why can’t I just go to the hospital wing?” said Harry +through clenched teeth. + +“He should really, Professor,” said a muddy Wood, +who couldn’t help grinning even though his Seeker +was injured. “Great capture, Harry, really +spectacular, your best yet, I’d say — ” + +Through the thicket of legs around him, Harry +spotted Fred and George Weasley, wrestling the rogue + + + +Page | 192 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Bludger into a box. It was still putting up a terrific +fight. + +“Stand back,” said Lockhart, who was rolling up his +jade-green sleeves. + +“No — don’t — ” said Harry weakly, but Lockhart was +twirling his wand and a second later had directed it +straight at Harry’s arm. + +A strange and unpleasant sensation started at Harry’s +shoulder and spread all the way down to his +fingertips. It felt as though his arm was being +deflated. He didn’t dare look at what was happening. +He had shut his eyes, his face turned away from his +arm, but his worst fears were realized as the people +above him gasped and Colin Creevey began clicking +away madly. His arm didn’t hurt anymore — nor did +it feel remotely like an arm. + +“Ah,” said Lockhart. “Yes. Well, that can sometimes +happen. But the point is, the bones are no longer +broken. That’s the thing to bear in mind. So, Harry, +just toddle up to the hospital wing — ah, Mr. + +Weasley, Miss Granger, would you escort him? — and +Madam Pomfrey will be able to — er — tidy you up a +bit.” + +As Harry got to his feet, he felt strangely lopsided. +Taking a deep breath he looked down at his right +side. What he saw nearly made him pass out again. + +Poking out of the end of his robes was what looked +like a thick, flesh-colored rubber glove. He tried to +move his fingers. Nothing happened. + +Lockhart hadn’t mended Harry’s bones. He had +removed them. + + + +Page | 193 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madam Pomfrey wasn’t at all pleased. + +“You should have come straight to me!” she raged, +holding up the sad, limp remainder of what, half an +hour before, had been a working arm. “I can mend +bones in a second — but growing them back — ” + +“You will be able to, won’t you?” said Harry +desperately. + +“I’ll be able to, certainly, but it will be painful,” said +Madam Pomfrey grimly, throwing Harry a pair of +pajamas. “You’ll have to stay the night. ...” + +Hermione waited outside the curtain drawn around +Harry’s bed while Ron helped him into his pajamas. It +took a while to stuff the rubbery, boneless arm into a +sleeve. + +“How can you stick up for Lockhart now, Hermione, +eh?” Ron called through the curtain as he pulled +Harry’s limp fingers through the cuff. “If Harry had +wanted deboning he would have asked.” + +“Anyone can make a mistake,” said Hermione. “And it +doesn’t hurt anymore, does it, Harry?” + +“No,” said Harry, getting into bed. “But it doesn’t do +anything else either.” + +As he swung himself onto the bed, his arm flapped +pointlessly. + +Hermione and Madam Pomfrey came around the +curtain. Madam Pomfrey was holding a large bottle of +something labeled Skele-Gro. + + + +Page | 194 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re in for a rough night,” she said, pouring out a +steaming beakerful and handing it to him. “Regrowing +bones is a nasty business.” + +So was taking the Skele-Gro. It burned Harry’s mouth +and throat as it went down, making him cough and +splutter. Still tut-tutting about dangerous sports and +inept teachers, Madam Pomfrey retreated, leaving Ron +and Hermione to help Harry gulp down some water. + +“We won, though,” said Ron, a grin breaking across +his face. “That was some catch you made. Malfoy’s +face ... he looked ready to kill. ...” + +“I want to know how he fixed that Bludger,” said +Hermione darkly. + +“We can add that to the list of questions we’ll ask him +when we’ve taken the Polyjuice Potion,” said Harry, +sinking back onto his pillows. “I hope it tastes better +than this stuff. ...” + +“If it’s got bits of Slytherins in it? You’ve got to be +joking,” said Ron. + +The door of the hospital wing burst open at that +moment. Filthy and soaking wet, the rest of the +Gryffindor team had arrived to see Harry. + +“Unbelievable flying, Harry,” said George. “I’ve just +seen Marcus Flint yelling at Malfoy. Something about +having the Snitch on top of his head and not noticing. +Malfoy didn’t seem too happy.” + +They had brought cakes, sweets, and bottles of +pumpkin juice; they gathered around Harry’s bed and +were just getting started on what promised to be a +good party when Madam Pomfrey came storming over, + + + +Page | 195 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shouting, “This boy needs rest, he’s got thirty- three +bones to regrow! Out! OUT!” + +And Harry was left alone, with nothing to distract him +from the stabbing pains in his limp arm. + +Hours and hours later, Harry woke quite suddenly in +the pitch blackness and gave a small yelp of pain: His +arm now felt full of large splinters. For a second, he +thought that was what had woken him. Then, with a +thrill of horror, he realized that someone was +sponging his forehead in the dark. + +“Get off!” he said loudly, and then, “Dobby\” + +The house-elf’s goggling tennis ball eyes were peering +at Harry through the darkness. A single tear was +running down his long, pointed nose. + +“Harry Potter came back to school,” he whispered +miserably. “Dobby warned and warned Harry Potter. +Ah sir, why didn’t you heed Dobby? Why didn’t Harry +Potter go back home when he missed the train?” + +Harry heaved himself up on his pillows and pushed +Dobby’s sponge away. + +“What’re you doing here?” he said. “And how did you +know I missed the train?” + +Dobby’s lip trembled and Harry was seized by a +sudden suspicion. + +“It was you!” he said slowly. “You stopped the barrier +from letting us through!” + +“Indeed yes, sir,” said Dobby, nodding his head +vigorously, ears flapping. “Dobby hid and watched for +Harry Potter and sealed the gateway and Dobby had + +Page | 196 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to iron his hands afterward” — he showed Harry ten +long, bandaged fingers — “but Dobby didn’t care, sir, +for he thought Harry Potter was safe, and never did +Dobby dream that Harry Potter would get to school +another way!” + +He was rocking backward and forward, shaking his +ugly head. + +“Dobby was so shocked when he heard Harry Potter +was back at Hogwarts, he let his master’s dinner +burn! Such a flogging Dobby never had, sir. ...” + +Harry slumped back onto his pillows. + +“You nearly got Ron and me expelled,” he said +fiercely. “You’d better get lost before my bones come +back, Dobby, or I might strangle you.” + +Dobby smiled weakly. + +“Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them +five times a day at home.” + +He blew his nose on a corner of the filthy pillowcase +he wore, looking so pathetic that Harry felt his anger +ebb away in spite of himself. + +“Why d’you wear that thing, Dobby?” he asked +curiously. + +“This, sir?” said Dobby, plucking at the pillowcase. “ +Tis a mark of the house-elf’s enslavement, sir. Dobby +can only be freed if his masters present him with +clothes, sir. The family is careful not to pass Dobby +even a sock, sir, for then he would be free to leave +their house forever.” + + + +Page | 197 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dobby mopped his bulging eyes and said suddenly, +“Harry Potter must go home! Dobby thought his +Bludger would be enough to make — ” + +“Your Bludger?” said Harry, anger rising once more. +“What d’you mean, your Bludger? You made that +Bludger try and kill me?” + +“Not kill you, sir, never kill you!” said Dobby, +shocked. “Dobby wants to save Harry Potter’s life! +Better sent home, grievously injured, than remain +here, sir! Dobby only wanted Harry Potter hurt +enough to be sent home!” + +“Oh, is that all?” said Harry angrily. “I don’t suppose +you’re going to tell me why you wanted me sent home +in pieces?” + +“Ah, if Harry Potter only knew!” Dobby groaned, more +tears dripping onto his ragged pillowcase. “If he knew +what he means to us, to the lowly, the enslaved, we +dregs of the magical world! Dobby remembers how it +was when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was at the +height of his powers, sir! We house-elves were treated +like vermin, sir! Of course, Dobby is still treated like +that, sir,” he admitted, drying his face on the +pillowcase. “But mostly, sir, life has improved for my +kind since you triumphed over He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Named. Harry Potter survived, and the Dark Lord’s +power was broken, and it was a new dawn, sir, and +Harry Potter shone like a beacon of hope for those of +us who thought the Dark days would never end, sir. + +... And now, at Hogwarts, terrible things are to +happen, are perhaps happening already, and Dobby +cannot let Harry Potter stay here now that history is +to repeat itself, now that the Chamber of Secrets is +open once more — ” + + + +Page | 198 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dobby froze, horrors truck, then grabbed Harry’s +water jug from his bedside table and cracked it over +his own head, toppling out of sight. A second later, he +crawled back onto the bed, cross-eyed, muttering, +“Bad Dobby, very bad Dobby ...” + +“So there is a Chamber of Secrets?” Harry whispered. +“And — did you say it’s been opened before ? Tell me, +Dobby!” + +He seized the elf’s bony wrist as Dobby’s hand inched +toward the water jug. “But I’m not Muggle-born — +how can I be in danger from the Chamber?” + +“Ah, sir, ask no more, ask no more of poor Dobby,” +stammered the elf, his eyes huge in the dark. “Dark +deeds are planned in this place, but Harry Potter +must not be here when they happen — go home, + +Harry Potter, go home. Harry Potter must not meddle +in this, sir, ’tis too dangerous — ” + +“Who is it, Dobby?” Harry said, keeping a firm hold on +Dobby’s wrist to stop him from hitting himself with +the water jug again. “Who’s opened it? Who opened it +last time?” + +“Dobby can’t, sir, Dobby can’t, Dobby mustn’t tell!” +squealed the elf. “Go home, Harry Potter, go home!” + +“I’m not going anywhere!” said Harry fiercely. “One of +my best friends is Muggle-born; she’ll be first in line if +the Chamber really has been opened — ” + +“Harry Potter risks his own life for his friends!” +moaned Dobby in a kind of miserable ecstasy. “So +noble! So valiant! But he must save himself, he must, +Harry Potter must not — ” + + + +Page | 199 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dobby suddenly froze, his bat ears quivering. Harry +heard it, too. There were footsteps coming down the +passageway outside. + +“Dobby must go!” breathed the elf, terrified. There +was a loud crack, and Harry’s fist was suddenly +clenched on thin air. He slumped back into bed, his +eyes on the dark doorway to the hospital wing as the +footsteps drew nearer. + +Next moment, Dumbledore was backing into the +dormitory, wearing a long woolly dressing gown and a +nightcap. He was carrying one end of what looked like +a statue. Professor McGonagall appeared a second +later, carrying its feet. Together, they heaved it onto a +bed. + +“Get Madam Pomfrey,” whispered Dumbledore, and +Professor McGonagall hurried past the end of Harry’s +bed out of sight. Harry lay quite still, pretending to be +asleep. He heard urgent voices, and then Professor +McGonagall swept back into view, closely followed by +Madam Pomfrey, who was pulling a cardigan on over +her nightdress. He heard a sharp intake of breath. + +“What happened?” Madam Pomfrey whispered to +Dumbledore, bending over the statue on the bed. + +“Another attack,” said Dumbledore. “Minerva found +him on the stairs.” + +“There was a bunch of grapes next to him,” said +Professor McGonagall. “We think he was trying to +sneak up here to visit Potter.” + +Harry’s stomach gave a horrible lurch. Slowly and +carefully, he raised himself a few inches so he could +look at the statue on the bed. A ray of moonlight lay +across its staring face. + +Page | 200 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was Colin Creevey. His eyes were wide and his +hands were stuck up in front of him, holding his +camera. + +“Petrified?” whispered Madam Pomfrey. + +“Yes,” said Professor McGonagall. “But I shudder to +think ... If Albus hadn’t been on the way downstairs +for hot chocolate — who knows what might have — ” + +The three of them stared down at Colin. Then +Dumbledore leaned forward and wrenched the +camera out of Colin’s rigid grip. + +“You don’t think he managed to get a picture of his +attacker?” said Professor McGonagall eagerly. + +Dumbledore didn’t answer. He opened the back of the +camera. + +“Good gracious!” said Madam Pomfrey. + +A jet of steam had hissed out of the camera. Harry, +three beds away, caught the acrid smell of burnt +plastic. + +“Melted,” said Madam Pomfrey wonderingly. “All +melted ...” + +“What does this mean, Albus?” Professor McGonagall +asked urgently. + +“It means,” said Dumbledore, “that the Chamber of +Secrets is indeed open again.” + +Madam Pomfrey clapped a hand to her mouth. +Professor McGonagall stared at Dumbledore. + +“But, Albus ... surely ... who?” + +Page | 201 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The question is not who,” said Dumbledore, his eyes +on Colin. “The question is, how. ...” + +And from what Harry could see of Professor +McGonagall’s shadowy face, she didn’t understand +this any better than he did. + + + +Page | 202 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE DUELING CLUB + +Harry woke up on Sunday morning to find the +dormitory blazing with winter sunlight and his arm +reboned but very stiff. He sat up quickly and looked +over at Colin’s bed, but it had been blocked from view +by the high curtains Harry had changed behind +yesterday. Seeing that he was awake, Madam Pomfrey +came bustling over with a breakfast tray and then +began bending and stretching his arm and fingers. + +“All in order,” she said as he clumsily fed himself +porridge left-handed. “When you’ve finished eating, +you may leave.” + +Harry dressed as quickly as he could and hurried off +to Gryffindor Tower, desperate to tell Ron and +Hermione about Colin and Dobby, but they weren’t +there. Harry left to look for them, wondering where +they could have got to and feeling slightly hurt that +they weren’t interested in whether he had his bones +back or not. + + + +Page | 203 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +As Harry passed the library, Percy Weasley strolled +out of it, looking in far better spirits than last time +they’d met. + +“Oh, hello, Harry,” he said. “Excellent flying +yesterday, really excellent. Gryffindor has just taken +the lead for the House Cup — you earned fifty points!” + +“You haven’t seen Ron or Hermione, have you?” said +Harry. + +“No, I haven’t,” said Percy, his smile fading. “I hope +Ron’s not in another girls’ toilet ...” + +Harry forced a laugh, watched Percy walk out of sight, +and then headed straight for Moaning Myrtle’s +bathroom. He couldn’t see why Ron and Hermione +would be in there again, but after making sure that +neither Filch nor any prefects were around, he opened +the door and heard their voices coming from a locked +stall. + +“It’s me,” he said, closing the door behind him. There +was a clunk, a splash, and a gasp from within the +stall and he saw Hermione ’s eye peering through the +keyhole. + +“Harry\” she said. “You gave us such a fright — come +in — how’s your arm?” + +“Fine,” said Harry, squeezing into the stall. An old +cauldron was perched on the toilet, and a crackling +from under the rim told Harry they had lit a fire +beneath it. Conjuring up portable, waterproof fires +was a speciality of Hermione ’s. + +“We ’d’ve come to meet you, but we decided to get +started on the Polyjuice Potion,” Ron explained as + + + +Page | 204 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, with difficulty, locked the stall again. “We’ve +decided this is the safest place to hide it.” + +Harry started to tell them about Colin, but Hermione +interrupted. + +“We already know — we heard Professor McGonagall +telling Professor Flitwick this morning. That’s why we +decided we’d better get going — ” + +“The sooner we get a confession out of Malfoy, the +better,” snarled Ron. “D’you know what I think? He +was in such a foul temper after the Quidditch match, +he took it out on Colin.” + +“There’s something else,” said Harry, watching +Hermione tearing bundles of knotgrass and throwing +them into the potion. “Dobby came to visit me in the +middle of the night.” + +Ron and Hermione looked up, amazed. Harry told +them everything Dobby had told him — or hadn’t told +him. Hermione and Ron listened with their mouths +open. + +“The Chamber of Secrets has been opened before?” +Hermione said. + +“This settles it,” said Ron in a triumphant voice. +“Lucius Malfoy must’ve opened the Chamber when he +was at school here and now he’s told dear old Draco +how to do it. It’s obvious. Wish Dobby ’d told you what +kind of monster’s in there, though. I want to know +how come nobody’s noticed it sneaking around the +school.” + +“Maybe it can make itself invisible,” said Hermione, +prodding leeches to the bottom of the cauldron. “Or +maybe it can disguise itself — pretend to be a suit of + +Page | 205 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +armor or something — I’ve read about Chameleon +Ghouls — ” + + + +“You read too much, Hermione,” said Ron, pouring +dead lacewings on top of the leeches. He crumpled up +the empty lacewing bag and looked at Harry. + +“So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and +broke your arm. ...” He shook his head. “You know +what, Harry? If he doesn’t stop trying to save your life +he’s going to kill you.” + + + +k k k + + + +The news that Colin Creevey had been attacked and +was now lying as though dead in the hospital wing +had spread through the entire school by Monday +morning. The air was suddenly thick with rumor and +suspicion. The first years were now moving around +the castle in tight-knit groups, as though scared they +would be attacked if they ventured forth alone. + +Ginny Weasley, who sat next to Colin Creevey in +Charms, was distraught, but Harry felt that Fred and +George were going the wrong way about cheering her +up. They were taking turns covering themselves with +fur or boils and jumping out at her from behind +statues. They only stopped when Percy, apoplectic +with rage, told them he was going to write to Mrs. +Weasley and tell her Ginny was having nightmares. + +Meanwhile, hidden from the teachers, a roaring trade +in talismans, amulets, and other protective devices +was sweeping the school. Neville Longbottom bought +a large, evil-smelling green onion, a pointed purple +crystal, and a rotting newt tail before the other +Gryffindor boys pointed out that he was in no danger; + + + +Page | 206 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he was a pureblood, and therefore unlikely to be +attacked. + +“They went for Filch first,” Neville said, his round face +fearful. “And everyone knows I’m almost a Squib.” + +In the second week of December Professor +McGonagall came around as usual, collecting names +of those who would be staying at school for +Christmas. Harry, Ron, and Hermione signed her list; +they had heard that Malfoy was staying, which struck +them as very suspicious. The holidays would be the +perfect time to use the Polyjuice Potion and try to +worm a confession out of him. + +Unfortunately, the potion was only half finished. They +still needed the bicorn horn and the boomslang skin, +and the only place they were going to get them was +from Snape’s private stores. Harry privately felt he’d +rather face Slytherin’s legendary monster than let +Snape catch him robbing his office. + +“What we need,” said Hermione briskly as Thursday +afternoon’s double Potions lesson loomed nearer, “is a +diversion. Then one of us can sneak into Snape’s +office and take what we need.” + +Harry and Ron looked at her nervously. + +“I think I’d better do the actual stealing,” Hermione +continued in a matter-of-fact tone. “You two will be +expelled if you get into any more trouble, and I’ve got +a clean record. So all you need to do is cause enough +mayhem to keep Snape busy for five minutes or so.” + +Harry smiled feebly. Deliberately causing mayhem in +Snape’s Potions class was about as safe as poking a +sleeping dragon in the eye. + + + +Page | 207 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Potions lessons took place in one of the large +dungeons. Thursday afternoon’s lesson proceeded in +the usual way. Twenty cauldrons stood steaming +between the wooden desks, on which stood brass +scales and jars of ingredients. Snape prowled through +the fumes, making waspish remarks about the +Gryffindors’ work while the Slytherins sniggered +appreciatively. Draco Malfoy, who was Snape’s +favorite student, kept flicking puffer-fish eyes at Ron +and Harry, who knew that if they retaliated they +would get detention faster than you could say +“Unfair.” + +Harry’s Swelling Solution was far too runny, but he +had his mind on more important things. He was +waiting for Hermione’s signal, and he hardly listened +as Snape paused to sneer at his watery potion. When +Snape turned and walked off to bully Neville, +Hermione caught Harry’s eye and nodded. + +Harry ducked swiftly down behind his cauldron, +pulled one of Fred’s Filibuster fireworks out of his +pocket, and gave it a quick prod with his wand. The +firework began to fizz and sputter. Knowing he had +only seconds, Harry straightened up, took aim, and +lobbed it into the air; it landed right on target in +Goyle’s cauldron. + +Goyle’s potion exploded, showering the whole class. +People shrieked as splashes of the Swelling Solution +hit them. Malfoy got a faceful and his nose began to +swell like a balloon; Goyle blundered around, his +hands over his eyes, which had expanded to the size +of a dinner plate — Snape was trying to restore calm +and find out what had happened. Through the +confusion, Harry saw Hermione slip quietly into +Snape’s office. + + + +Page | 208 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Silence! SILENCE!” Snape roared. “Anyone who has +been splashed, come here for a Deflating Draught — +when I find out who did this — ” + +Harry tried not to laugh as he watched Malfoy hurry +forward, his head drooping with the weight of a nose +like a small melon. As half the class lumbered up to +Snape ’s desk, some weighted down with arms like +clubs, others unable to talk through gigantic puffed- +up lips, Harry saw Hermione slide back into the +dungeon, the front of her robes bulging. + +When everyone had taken a swig of antidote and the +various swellings had subsided, Snape swept over to +Goyle’s cauldron and scooped out the twisted black +remains of the firework. There was a sudden hush. + +“If I ever find out who threw this,” Snape whispered, “I +shall make sure that person is expelled.” + +Harry arranged his face into what he hoped was a +puzzled expression. Snape was looking right at him, +and the bell that rang ten minutes later could not +have been more welcome. + +“He knew it was me,” Harry told Ron and Hermione as +they hurried back to Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom. “I +could tell.” + +Hermione threw the new ingredients into the cauldron +and began to stir feverishly. + +“It’ll be ready in two weeks,” she said happily. + +“Snape can’t prove it was you,” said Ron reassuringly +to Harry. “What can he do?” + +“Knowing Snape, something foul,” said Harry as the +potion frothed and bubbled. + +Page | 209 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A week later, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking +across the entrance hall when they saw a small knot +of people gathered around the notice board, reading a +piece of parchment that had just been pinned up. +Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas beckoned them +over, looking excited. + +“They’re starting a Dueling Club!” said Seamus. “First +meeting tonight! I wouldn’t mind dueling lessons; +they might come in handy one of these days. ...” + +“What, you reckon Slytherin’s monster can duel?” +said Ron, but he, too, read the sign with interest. + +“Could be useful,” he said to Harry and Hermione as +they went into dinner. “Shall we go?” + +Harry and Hermione were all for it, so at eight o’clock +that evening they hurried back to the Great Hall. The +long dining tables had vanished and a golden stage +had appeared along one wall, lit by thousands of +candles floating overhead. The ceiling was velvety +black once more and most of the school seemed to be +packed beneath it, all carrying their wands and +looking excited. + +“I wonder who’ll be teaching us?” said Hermione as +they edged into the chattering crowd. “Someone told +me Flitwick was a dueling champion when he was +young — maybe it’ll be him.” + +“As long as it’s not — ” Harry began, but he ended on +a groan: Gilderoy Lockhart was walking onto the +stage, resplendent in robes of deep plum and +accompanied by none other than Snape, wearing his +usual black. + + + +Page | 210 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lockhart waved an arm for silence and called, + +“Gather round, gather round! Can everyone see me? +Can you all hear me? Excellent! + +“Now, Professor Dumbledore has granted me +permission to start this little dueling club, to train +you all in case you ever need to defend yourselves as I +myself have done on countless occasions — for full +details, see my published works. + +“Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape,” +said Lockhart, flashing a wide smile. “He tells me he +knows a tiny little bit about dueling himself and has +sportingly agreed to help me with a short +demonstration before we begin. Now, I don’t want any +of you youngsters to worry — you’ll still have your +Potions master when I’m through with him, never +fear!” + +“Wouldn’t it be good if they finished each other off?” +Ron muttered in Harry’s ear. + +Snape ’s upper lip was curling. Harry wondered why +Lockhart was still smiling; if Snape had been looking +at him like that he’d have been running as fast as he +could in the opposite direction. + +Lockhart and Snape turned to face each other and +bowed; at least, Lockhart did, with much twirling of +his hands, whereas Snape jerked his head irritably. +Then they raised their wands like swords in front of +them. + +“As you see, we are holding our wands in the +accepted combative position,” Lockhart told the silent +crowd. “On the count of three, we will cast our first +spells. Neither of us will be aiming to kill, of course.” + + + +Page | 211 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I wouldn’t bet on that,” Harry murmured, watching +Snape baring his teeth. + +“One — two — three — ” + +Both of them swung their wands above their heads +and pointed them at their opponent; Snape cried: + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ There was a dazzling flash of scarlet +light and Lockhart was blasted off his feet: He flew +backward off the stage, smashed into the wall, and +slid down it to sprawl on the floor. + +Malfoy and some of the other Slytherins cheered. +Hermione was dancing on tiptoes. “Do you think he’s +all right?” she squealed through her fingers. + +“Who cares?” said Harry and Ron together. + +Lockhart was getting unsteadily to his feet. His hat +had fallen off and his wavy hair was standing on end. + +“Well, there you have it!” he said, tottering back onto +the platform. “That was a Disarming Charm — as you +see, I’ve lost my wand — ah, thank you, Miss Brown +— yes, an excellent idea to show them that, Professor +Snape, but if you don’t mind my saying so, it was very +obvious what you were about to do. If I had wanted to +stop you it would have been only too easy — however, + +I felt it would be instructive to let them see ...” + +Snape was looking murderous. Possibly Lockhart had +noticed, because he said, “Enough demonstrating! I’m +going to come amongst you now and put you all into +pairs. Professor Snape, if you’d like to help me — ” + +They moved through the crowd, matching up +partners. Lockhart teamed Neville with Justin Finch- +Fletchley, but Snape reached Harry and Ron first. + + + +Page | 212 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Time to split up the dream team, I think,” he +sneered. “Weasley, you can partner Finnigan. Potter + + + +Harry moved automatically toward Hermione. + +“I don’t think so,” said Snape, smiling coldly. “Mr. +Malfoy, come over here. Let’s see what you make of +the famous Potter. And you, Miss Granger — you can +partner Miss Bulstrode.” + +Malfoy strutted over, smirking. Behind him walked a +Slytherin girl who reminded Harry of a picture he’d +seen in Holidays with Hags. She was large and square +and her heavy jaw jutted aggressively. Hermione gave +her a weak smile that she did not return. + +“Face your partners!” called Lockhart, back on the +platform. “And bow!” + +Harry and Malfoy barely inclined their heads, not +taking their eyes off each other. + +“Wands at the ready!” shouted Lockhart. “When I +count to three, cast your charms to disarm your +opponents — only to disarm them — we don’t want +any accidents — one . . . two . . . three — ” + +Harry swung his wand high, but Malfoy had already +started on “two”: His spell hit Harry so hard he felt as +though he’d been hit over the head with a saucepan. +He stumbled, but everything still seemed to be +working, and wasting no more time, Harry pointed his +wand straight at Malfoy and shouted, “Rictusempral” + +A jet of silver light hit Malfoy in the stomach and he +doubled up, wheezing. + + + +Page | 213 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I said disarm only\” Lockhart shouted in alarm over +the heads of the battling crowd, as Malfoy sank to his +knees; Harry had hit him with a Tickling Charm, and +he could barely move for laughing. Harry hung back, +with a vague feeling it would be unsporting to bewitch +Malfoy while he was on the floor, but this was a +mistake; gasping for breath, Malfoy pointed his wand +at Harry’s knees, choked, “Tarantallegral” and the +next second Harry’s legs began to jerk around out of +his control in a kind of quickstep. + +“Stop! Stop!” screamed Lockhart, but Snape took +charge. + +“Finite Incantatem\” he shouted; Harry’s feet stopped +dancing, Malfoy stopped laughing, and they were able +to look up. + +A haze of greenish smoke was hovering over the +scene. Both Neville and Justin were lying on the floor, +panting; Ron was holding up an ashen-faced Seamus, +apologizing for whatever his broken wand had done; +but Hermione and Millicent Bulstrode were still +moving; Millicent had Hermione in a headlock and +Hermione was whimpering in pain; both their wands +lay forgotten on the floor. Harry leapt forward and +pulled Millicent off. It was difficult: She was a lot +bigger than he was. + +“Dear, dear,” said Lockhart, skittering through the +crowd, looking at the aftermath of the duels. “Up you +go, Macmillan. ... Careful there, Miss Fawcett. ... +Pinch it hard, it’ll stop bleeding in a second, Boot — + +“I think I’d better teach you how to block unfriendly +spells,” said Lockhart, standing flustered in the midst +of the hall. He glanced at Snape, whose black eyes +glinted, and looked quickly away. “Let’s have a + + + +Page | 214 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +volunteer pair — Longbottom and Finch-Fletchley, +how about you — ” + +“A bad idea, Professor Lockhart,” said Snape, gliding +over like a large and malevolent bat. “Longbottom +causes devastation with the simplest spells. We’ll be +sending what’s left of Finch-Fletchley up to the +hospital wing in a matchbox.” Neville’s round, pink +face went pinker. “How about Malfoy and Potter?” +said Snape with a twisted smile. + +“Excellent idea!” said Lockhart, gesturing Harry and +Malfoy into the middle of the hall as the crowd backed +away to give them room. + +“Now, Harry,” said Lockhart. “When Draco points his +wand at you, you do this.” + +He raised his own wand, attempted a complicated +sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked +as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, “Whoops — +my wand is a little overexcited — ” + +Snape moved closer to Malfoy, bent down, and +whispered something in his ear. Malfoy smirked, too. +Harry looked up nervously at Lockhart and said, +“Professor, could you show me that blocking thing +again?” + +“Scared?” muttered Malfoy, so that Lockhart couldn’t +hear him. + +“You wish,” said Harry out of the corner of his mouth. + +Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. “Just +do what I did, Harry!” + +“What, drop my wand?” + + + +Page | 215 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Lockhart wasn’t listening. + +“Three — two — one — go!” he shouted. + +Malfoy raised his wand quickly and bellowed, + +“ Serpensortial” + +The end of his wand exploded. Harry watched, aghast, +as a long black snake shot out of it, fell heavily onto +the floor between them, and raised itself, ready to +strike. There were screams as the crowd backed +swiftly away, clearing the floor. + +“Don’t move, Potter,” said Snape lazily, clearly +enjoying the sight of Harry standing motionless, eye +to eye with the angry snake. “I’ll get rid of it. ...” + +“Allow me!” shouted Lockhart. He brandished his +wand at the snake and there was a loud bang; the +snake, instead of vanishing, flew ten feet into the air +and fell back to the floor with a loud smack. Enraged, +hissing furiously, it slithered straight toward Justin +Finch-Fletchley and raised itself again, fangs exposed, +poised to strike. + +Harry wasn’t sure what made him do it. He wasn’t +even aware of deciding to do it. All he knew was that +his legs were carrying him forward as though he was +on casters and that he had shouted stupidly at the +snake, “Leave him alone!” And miraculously — +inexplicably — the snake slumped to the floor, docile +as a thick, black garden hose, its eyes now on Harry. +Harry felt the fear drain out of him. He knew the +snake wouldn’t attack anyone now, though how he +knew it, he couldn’t have explained. + +He looked up at Justin, grinning, expecting to see +Justin looking relieved, or puzzled, or even grateful — +but certainly not angry and scared. + +Page | 216 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What do you think you’re playing at?” he shouted, +and before Harry could say anything, Justin had +turned and stormed out of the hall. + +Snape stepped forward, waved his wand, and the +snake vanished in a small puff of black smoke. + +Snape, too, was looking at Harry in an unexpected +way: It was a shrewd and calculating look, and Harry +didn’t like it. He was also dimly aware of an ominous +muttering all around the walls. Then he felt a tugging +on the back of his robes. + +“Come on,” said Ron’s voice in his ear. “Move — come +on—” + + + +Ron steered him out of the hall, Hermione hurrying +alongside them. As they went through the doors, the +people on either side drew away as though they were +frightened of catching something. Harry didn’t have a +clue what was going on, and neither Ron nor +Hermione explained anything until they had dragged +him all the way up to the empty Gryffindor common +room. Then Ron pushed Harry into an armchair and +said, “You’re a Parselmouth. Why didn’t you tell us?” + +“I’m a what?” said Harry. + +“A Parselmouth .!” said Ron. “You can talk to snakes!” + +“I know,” said Harry. “I mean, that’s only the second +time I’ve ever done it. I accidentally set a boa +constrictor on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once — +long story — but it was telling me it had never seen +Brazil and I sort of set it free without meaning to — +that was before I knew I was a wizard — ” + +“A boa constrictor told you it had never seen Brazil?” +Ron repeated faintly. + + + +Page | 217 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So?” said Harry. “I bet loads of people here can do it.” + + + +“Oh, no they can’t,” said Ron. “It’s not a very common +gift. Harry, this is bad.” + +“What’s bad?” said Harry, starting to feel quite angry. +“What’s wrong with everyone? Listen, if I hadn’t told +that snake not to attack Justin — ” + +“Oh, that’s what you said to it?” + +“What d’you mean? You were there — you heard me + + + +“I heard you speaking Parseltongue,” said Ron. + +“Snake language. You could have been saying +anything — no wonder Justin panicked, you sounded +like you were egging the snake on or something — it +was creepy, you know — ” + +Harry gaped at him. + +“I spoke a different language? But — I didn’t realize — +how can I speak a language without knowing I can +speak it?” + +Ron shook his head. Both he and Hermione were +looking as though someone had died. Harry couldn’t +see what was so terrible. + +“D’you want to tell me what’s wrong with stopping a +massive snake biting off Justin’s head?” he said. +“What does it matter how I did it as long as Justin +doesn’t have to join the Headless Hunt?” + +“It matters,” said Hermione, speaking at last in a +hushed voice, “because being able to talk to snakes +was what Salazar Slytherin was famous for. That’s +why the symbol of Slytherin House is a serpent.” + +Page | 218 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s mouth fell open. + + + +“Exactly,” said Ron. “And now the whole school’s +going to think you’re his great-great-great-great- +grandson or something — ” + +“But I’m not,” said Harry, with a panic he couldn’t +quite explain. + +“You’ll find that hard to prove,” said Hermione. “He +lived about a thousand years ago; for all we know, +you could be.” + + + +•k k k + + + +Harry lay awake for hours that night. Through a gap +in the curtains around his four-poster he watched +snow starting to drift past the tower window and +wondered ... + +Could he be a descendant of Salazar Slytherin? He +didn’t know anything about his father’s family, after +all. The Dursleys had always forbidden questions +about his wizarding relatives. + +Quietly, Harry tried to say something in Parseltongue. +The words wouldn’t come. It seemed he had to be +face-to-face with a snake to do it. + +But I’m in Gryffindor, Harry thought. The Sorting Hat +wouldn’t have put me in here if I had Slytherin blood. + + + +Ah, said a nasty little voice in his brain, but the +Sorting Hat wanted to put you in Slytherin, don’t you +remember? + +Harry turned over. He’d see Justin the next day in +Herbology and he’d explain that he’d been calling the + +Page | 219 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +snake off, not egging it on, which (he thought angrily, +pummeling his pillow) any fool should have realized. + +By next morning, however, the snow that had begun +in the night had turned into a blizzard so thick that +the last Herbology lesson of the term was canceled: +Professor Sprout wanted to fit socks and scarves on +the Mandrakes, a tricky operation she would entrust +to no one else, now that it was so important for the +Mandrakes to grow quickly and revive Mrs. Norris and +Colin Creevey. + +Harry fretted about this next to the fire in the +Gryffindor common room, while Ron and Hermione +used their time off to play a game of wizard chess. + +“For heaven’s sake, Harry,” said Hermione, +exasperated, as one of Ron’s bishops wrestled her +knight off his horse and dragged him off the board. + +“Go and find Justin if it’s so important to you.” + +So Harry got up and left through the portrait hole, +wondering where Justin might be. + +The castle was darker than it usually was in daytime +because of the thick, swirling gray snow at every +window. Shivering, Harry walked past classrooms +where lessons were taking place, catching snatches of +what was happening within. Professor McGonagall +was shouting at someone who, by the sound of it, had +turned his friend into a badger. Resisting the urge to +take a look, Harry walked on by, thinking that Justin +might be using his free time to catch up on some +work, and deciding to check the library first. + +A group of the Hufflepuffs who should have been in +Herbology were indeed sitting at the back of the +library, but they didn’t seem to be working. Between +the long lines of high bookshelves, Harry could see + +Page | 220 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that their heads were close together and they were +having what looked like an absorbing conversation. +He couldn’t see whether Justin was among them. He +was walking toward them when something of what +they were saying met his ears, and he paused to +listen, hidden in the Invisibility section. + +“So anyway,” a stout boy was saying, “I told Justin to +hide up in our dormitory. I mean to say, if Potter’s +marked him down as his next victim, it’s best if he +keeps a low profile for a while. Of course, Justin’s +been waiting for something like this to happen ever +since he let slip to Potter he was Muggle-born. Justin +actually told him he’d been down for Eton. That’s not +the kind of thing you bandy about with Slytherin’s +heir on the loose, is it?” + +“You definitely think it is Potter, then, Ernie?” said a +girl with blonde pigtails anxiously. + +“Hannah,” said the stout boy solemnly, “he’s a +Parselmouth. Everyone knows that’s the mark of a +Dark wizard. Have you ever heard of a decent one +who could talk to snakes? They called Slytherin +himself Serpent-tongue.” + +There was some heavy murmuring at this, and Ernie +went on, “Remember what was written on the wall? +Enemies of the Heir, Beware. Potter had some sort of +run-in with Filch. Next thing we know, Filch ’s cat’s +attacked. That first year, Creevey, was annoying +Potter at the Quidditch match, taking pictures of him +while he was lying in the mud. Next thing we know — +Creevey ’s been attacked.” + +“He always seems so nice, though,” said Hannah +uncertainly, “and, well, he’s the one who made You- +Know-Who disappear. He can’t be all bad, can he?” + + + +Page | 221 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ernie lowered his voice mysteriously, the Hufflepuffs +bent closer, and Harry edged nearer so that he could +catch Ernie’s words. + +“No one knows how he survived that attack by You- +Know-Who. I mean to say, he was only a baby when it +happened. He should have been blasted into +smithereens. Only a really powerful Dark wizard +could have survived a curse like that.” He dropped his +voice until it was barely more than a whisper, and +said, “ That’s probably why You-Know-Who wanted to +kill him in the first place. Didn’t want another Dark +Lord competing with him. I wonder what other powers +Potter’s been hiding?” + +Harry couldn’t take anymore. Clearing his throat +loudly, he stepped out from behind the bookshelves. + +If he hadn’t been feeling so angry, he would have +found the sight that greeted him funny: Every one of +the Hufflepuffs looked as though they had been +Petrified by the sight of him, and the color was +draining out of Ernie’s face. + +“Hello,” said Harry. “I’m looking for Justin Finch- +Fletchley.” + +The Hufflepuffs’ worst fears had clearly been +confirmed. They all looked fearfully at Ernie. + +“What do you want with him?” said Ernie in a +quavering voice. + +“I wanted to tell him what really happened with that +snake at the Dueling Club,” said Harry. + +Ernie bit his white lips and then, taking a deep +breath, said, “We were all there. We saw what +happened.” + + + +Page | 222 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Then you noticed that after I spoke to it, the snake +backed off?” said Harry. + +“All I saw,” said Ernie stubbornly, though he was +trembling as he spoke, “was you speaking +Parseltongue and chasing the snake toward Justin.” + +“I didn’t chase it at him!” Harry said, his voice +shaking with anger. “It didn’t even touch him!” + +“It was a very near miss,” said Ernie. “And in case +you’re getting ideas,” he added hastily, “I might tell +you that you can trace my family back through nine +generations of witches and warlocks and my blood’s +as pure as anyone’s, so — ” + +“I don’t care what sort of blood you’ve got!” said Harry +fiercely. “Why would I want to attack Muggle-borns?” + +“I’ve heard you hate those Muggles you live with,” said +Ernie swiftly. + +“It’s not possible to live with the Dursleys and not +hate them,” said Harry. “I’d like to see you try it.” + +He turned on his heel and stormed out of the library, +earning himself a reproving glare from Madam Pince, +who was polishing the gilded cover of a large +spellbook. + +Harry blundered up the corridor, barely noticing +where he was going, he was in such a fury. The result +was that he walked into something very large and +solid, which knocked him backward onto the floor. + +“Oh, hello, Hagrid,” Harry said, looking up. + +Hagrid’s face was entirely hidden by a woolly, snow- +covered balaclava, but it couldn’t possibly be anyone + +Page | 223 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +else, as he filled most of the corridor in his moleskin +overcoat. A dead rooster was hanging from one of his +massive, gloved hands. + +“All righ’, Harry?” he said, pulling up the balaclava so +he could speak. “Why aren’t yeh in class?” + +“Canceled,” said Harry, getting up. “What’re you doing +in here?” + +Hagrid held up the limp rooster. + +“Second one killed this term,” he explained. “It’s +either foxes or a Blood-Suckin’ Bugbear, an’ I need +the headmaster’s permission ter put a charm around +the hen coop.” + +He peered more closely at Harry from under his thick, +snow-flecked eyebrows. + +“Yeh sure yeh’re all righ’? Yeh look all hot an’ +bothered — ” + +Harry couldn’t bring himself to repeat what Ernie and +the rest of the Hufflepuffs had been saying about him. + +“It’s nothing,” he said. “I’d better get going, Hagrid, it’s +Transfiguration next and I’ve got to pick up my +books.” + +He walked off, his mind still full of what Ernie had +said about him. + +“Justin’s been waiting for something like this to +happen ever since he let slip to Potter he was Muggle- +born. ...” + +Harry stamped up the stairs and turned along +another corridor, which was particularly dark; the + +Page | 224 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +torches had been extinguished by a strong, icy draft +that was blowing through a loose windowpane. He +was halfway down the passage when he tripped +headlong over something lying on the floor. + +He turned to squint at what he’d fallen over and felt +as though his stomach had dissolved. + +Justin Finch-Fletchley was lying on the floor, rigid +and cold, a look of shock frozen on his face, his eyes +staring blankly at the ceiling. And that wasn’t all. + +Next to him was another figure, the strangest sight +Harry had ever seen. + +It was Nearly Headless Nick, no longer pearly-white +and transparent, but black and smoky, floating +immobile and horizontal, six inches off the floor. His +head was half off and his face wore an expression of +shock identical to Justin’s. + +Harry got to his feet, his breathing fast and shallow, +his heart doing a kind of drumroll against his ribs. He +looked wildly up and down the deserted corridor and +saw a line of spiders scuttling as fast as they could +away from the bodies. The only sounds were the +muffled voices of teachers from the classes on either +side. + +He could run, and no one would ever know he had +been there. But he couldn’t just leave them lying +here. ... He had to get help. ... Would anyone believe +he hadn’t had anything to do with this? + +As he stood there, panicking, a door right next to him +opened with a bang. Peeves the Poltergeist came +shooting out. + + + +Page | 225 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why, it’s potty wee Potter!” cackled Peeves, knocking +Harry’s glasses askew as he bounced past him. +“What’s Potter up to? Why’s Potter lurking — ” + +Peeves stopped, halfway through a midair somersault. +Upside down, he spotted Justin and Nearly Headless +Nick. He flipped the right way up, filled his lungs and, +before Harry could stop him, screamed, “ATTACK! +ATTACK! ANOTHER ATTACK! NO MORTAL OR +GHOST IS SAFE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! +ATTAAAACK!” + +Crash — crash — crash — door after door flew open +along the corridor and people flooded out. For several +long minutes, there was a scene of such confusion +that Justin was in danger of being squashed and +people kept standing in Nearly Headless Nick. Harry +found himself pinned against the wall as the teachers +shouted for quiet. Professor McGonagall came +running, followed by her own class, one of whom still +had black-and-white- striped hair. She used her wand +to set off a loud bang, which restored silence, and +ordered everyone back into their classes. No sooner +had the scene cleared somewhat than Ernie the +Hufflepuff arrived, panting, on the scene. + +“ Caught in the act!” Ernie yelled, his face stark white, +pointing his finger dramatically at Harry. + +“That will do, Macmillan!” said Professor McGonagall +sharply. + +Peeves was bobbing overhead, now grinning wickedly, +surveying the scene; Peeves always loved chaos. As +the teachers bent over Justin and Nearly Headless +Nick, examining them, Peeves broke into song: + +“Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, + + + +Page | 226 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You’re killing off students, you think it’s good fun — ” + + + +“That’s enough, Peeves!” barked Professor +McGonagall, and Peeves zoomed away backward, with +his tongue out at Harry. + +Justin was carried up to the hospital wing by +Professor Flitwick and Professor Sinistra of the +Astronomy department, but nobody seemed to know +what to do for Nearly Headless Nick. In the end, +Professor McGonagall conjured a large fan out of thin +air, which she gave to Ernie with instructions to waft +Nearly Headless Nick up the stairs. This Ernie did, +fanning Nick along like a silent black hovercraft. This +left Harry and Professor McGonagall alone together. + +“This way, Potter,” she said. + +“Professor,” said Harry at once, “I swear I didn’t — ” + +“This is out of my hands, Potter,” said Professor +McGonagall curtly. + +They marched in silence around a corner and she +stopped before a large and extremely ugly stone +gargoyle. + +“Lemon drop!” she said. This was evidently a +password, because the gargoyle sprang suddenly to +life and hopped aside as the wall behind him split in +two. Even full of dread for what was coming, Harry +couldn’t fail to be amazed. Behind the wall was a +spiral staircase that was moving smoothly upward, +like an escalator. As he and Professor McGonagall +stepped onto it, Harry heard the wall thud closed +behind them. They rose upward in circles, higher and +higher, until at last, slightly dizzy, Harry saw a +gleaming oak door ahead, with a brass knocker in the +shape of a griffin. + +Page | 227 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He knew now where he was being taken. This must be +where Dumbledore lived. + + + +Page | 228 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE POLY JUICE POTION + +They stepped off the stone staircase at the top, and +Professor McGonagall rapped on the door. It opened +silently and they entered. Professor McGonagall told +Harry to wait and left him there, alone. + +Harry looked around. One thing was certain: of all the +teachers’ offices Harry had visited so far this year, +Dumbledore’s was by far the most interesting. If he +hadn’t been scared out of his wits that he was about +to be thrown out of school, he would have been very +pleased to have a chance to look around it. + +It was a large and beautiful circular room, full of +funny little noises. A number of curious silver +instruments stood on spindle-legged tables, whirring +and emitting little puffs of smoke. The walls were +covered with portraits of old headmasters and +headmistresses, all of whom were snoozing gently in +their frames. There was also an enormous, claw- +footed desk, and, sitting on a shelf behind it, a +shabby, tattered wizard’s hat — the Sorting Hat + + + +Page | 229 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry hesitated. He cast a wary eye around the +sleeping witches and wizards on the walls. Surely it +couldn’t hurt if he took the hat down and tried it on +again? Just to see ... just to make sure it had put him +in the right House — + +He walked quietly around the desk, lifted the hat from +its shelf, and lowered it slowly onto his head. It was +much too large and slipped down over his eyes, just +as it had done the last time he’d put it on. Harry +stared at the black inside of the hat, waiting. Then a +small voice said in his ear, “Bee in your bonnet, Harry +Potter?” + +“Er, yes,” Harry muttered. “Er — sorry to bother you +— I wanted to ask — ” + +“You’ve been wondering whether I put you in the right +House,” said the hat smartly. “Yes ... you were +particularly difficult to place. But I stand by what I +said before” — Harry’s heart leapt — “you would have +done well in Slytherin — ” + +Harry’s stomach plummeted. He grabbed the point of +the hat and pulled it off. It hung limply in his hand, +grubby and faded. Harry pushed it back onto its +shelf, feeling sick. + +“You’re wrong,” he said aloud to the still and silent +hat. It didn’t move. Harry backed away, watching it. +Then a strange, gagging noise behind him made him +wheel around. + +He wasn’t alone after all. Standing on a golden perch +behind the door was a decrepit-looking bird that +resembled a half-plucked turkey. Harry stared at it +and the bird looked balefully back, making its gagging +noise again. Harry thought it looked very ill. Its eyes + + + +Page | 230 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were dull and, even as Harry watched, a couple more +feathers fell out of its tail. + +Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for +Dumbledore ’s pet bird to die while he was alone in +the office with it, when the bird burst into flames. + +Harry yelled in shock and backed away into the desk. +He looked feverishly around in case there was a glass +of water somewhere but couldn’t see one; the bird, +meanwhile, had become a fireball; it gave one loud +shriek and next second there was nothing but a +smoldering pile of ash on the floor. + +The office door opened. Dumbledore came in, looking +very somber. + +“Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do +anything — he just caught fire — ” + +To Harry’s astonishment, Dumbledore smiled. + +“About time, too,” he said. “He’s been looking dreadful +for days; I’ve been telling him to get a move on.” + +He chuckled at the stunned look on Harry’s face. + +“Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. Phoenixes burst into +flame when it is time for them to die and are reborn +from the ashes. Watch him ...” + +Harry looked down in time to see a tiny, wrinkled, +newborn bird poke its head out of the ashes. It was +quite as ugly as the old one. + +“It’s a shame you had to see him on a Burning Day,” +said Dumbledore, seating himself behind his desk. +“He’s really very handsome most of the time, +wonderful red and gold plumage. Fascinating + +Page | 231 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +creatures, phoenixes. They can carry immensely +heavy loads, their tears have healing powers, and +they make highly faithful pets.” + +In the shock of Fawkes catching fire, Harry had +forgotten what he was there for, but it all came back +to him as Dumbledore settled himself in the high +chair behind the desk and fixed Harry with his +penetrating, light-blue stare. + +Before Dumbledore could speak another word, +however, the door of the office flew open with an +almighty bang and Hagrid burst in, a wild look in his +eyes, his balaclava perched on top of his shaggy black +head and the dead rooster still swinging from his +hand. + +“It wasn’ Harry, Professor Dumbledore!” said Hagrid +urgently. “I was talkin’ ter him seconds before that +kid was found, he never had time, sir — ” + +Dumbledore tried to say something, but Hagrid went +ranting on, waving the rooster around in his +agitation, sending feathers everywhere. + +“ — it can’t’ve bin him, I’ll swear it in front o’ the +Ministry o’ Magic if I have to — ” + +“Hagrid, I — ” + +“ — yeh’ve got the wrong boy, sir, I know Harry never + + + +“Hagridl” said Dumbledore loudly. “I do not think that +Harry attacked those people.” + +“Oh,” said Hagrid, the rooster falling limply at his +side. “Right. I’ll wait outside then, Headmaster.” + + + +Page | 232 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he stomped out looking embarrassed. + +“You don’t think it was me, Professor?” Harry +repeated hopefully as Dumbledore brushed rooster +feathers off his desk. + +“No, Harry, I don’t,” said Dumbledore, though his face +was somber again. “But I still want to talk to you.” + +Harry waited nervously while Dumbledore considered +him, the tips of his long fingers together. + +“I must ask you, Harry, whether there is anything +you’d like to tell me,” he said gently. “Anything at all.” + +Harry didn’t know what to say. He thought of Malfoy +shouting, “You’ll be next, Mudbloods!” and of the +Polyjuice Potion simmering away in Moaning Myrtle’s +bathroom. Then he thought of the disembodied voice +he had heard twice and remembered what Ron had +said: “ Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good +sign, even in the wizarding world.” He thought, too, +about what everyone was saying about him, and his +growing dread that he was somehow connected with +Salazar Slytherin. ... + +“No,” said Harry. “There isn’t anything, Professor. ...” + +The double attack on Justin and Nearly Headless +Nick turned what had hitherto been nervousness into +real panic. Curiously, it was Nearly Headless Nick’s +fate that seemed to worry people most. What could +possibly do that to a ghost? people asked each other; +what terrible power could harm someone who was +already dead? There was almost a stampede to book +seats on the Hogwarts Express so that students could +go home for Christmas. + + + +Page | 233 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“At this rate, well be the only ones left,” Ron told +Harry and Hermione. “Us, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. +What a jolly holiday it’s going to be.” + +Crabbe and Goyle, who always did whatever Malfoy +did, had signed up to stay over the holidays, too. But +Harry was glad that most people were leaving. He was +tired of people skirting around him in the corridors, +as though he were about to sprout fangs or spit +poison; tired of all the muttering, pointing, and +hissing as he passed. + +Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. +They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry +down the corridors, shouting, “Make way for the Heir +of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through. ...” + +Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior. + +“It is not a laughing matter,” he said coldly. + +“Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in +a hurry.” + +“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of +tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling. + +Ginny didn’t find it amusing either. + +“Oh, don’t,” she wailed every time Fred asked Harry +loudly who he was planning to attack next, or when +George pretended to ward Harry off with a large clove +of garlic when they met. + +Harry didn’t mind; it made him feel better that Fred +and George, at least, thought the idea of his being +Slytherin ’s heir was quite ludicrous. But their antics +seemed to be aggravating Draco Malfoy, who looked +increasingly sour each time he saw them at it. + +Page | 234 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s because he’s bursting to say it’s really him,” said +Ron knowingly. “You know how he hates anyone +beating him at anything, and you’re getting all the +credit for his dirty work.” + +“Not for long,” said Hermione in a satisfied tone. “The +Polyjuice Potion’s nearly ready. We’ll be getting the +truth out of him any day now.” + +At last the term ended, and a silence deep as the +snow on the grounds descended on the castle. Harry +found it peaceful, rather than gloomy, and enjoyed +the fact that he, Hermione, and the Weasleys had the +run of Gryffindor Tower, which meant they could play +Exploding Snap loudly without bothering anyone, and +practice dueling in private. Fred, George, and Ginny +had chosen to stay at school rather than visit Bill in +Egypt with Mr. and Mrs. Weasley. Percy, who +disapproved of what he termed their childish +behavior, didn’t spend much time in the Gryffindor +common room. He had already told them pompously +that he was only staying over Christmas because it +was his duty as a prefect to support the teachers +during this troubled time. + +Christmas morning dawned, cold and white. Harry +and Ron, the only ones left in their dormitory, were +woken very early by Hermione, who burst in, fully +dressed and carrying presents for them both. + +“Wake up,” she said loudly, pulling back the curtains +at the window. + +“Hermione — you’re not supposed to be in here — ” +said Ron, shielding his eyes against the light. + +“Merry Christmas to you, too,” said Hermione, +throwing him his present. “I’ve been up for nearly an + + + +Page | 235 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hour, adding more lace-wings to the potion. It’s +ready.” + +Harry sat up, suddenly wide awake. + +“Are you sure?” + +“Positive,” said Hermione, shirting Scabbers the rat so +that she could sit down on the end of Ron’s four- +poster. “If we’re going to do it, I say it should be +tonight.” + +At that moment, Hedwig swooped into the room, +carrying a very small package in her beak. + +“Hello,” said Harry happily as she landed on his bed. +“Are you speaking to me again?” + +She nibbled his ear in an affectionate sort of way, +which was a far better present than the one that she +had brought him, which turned out to be from the +Dursleys. They had sent Harry a toothpick and a note +telling him to find out whether he’d be able to stay at +Hogwarts for the summer vacation, too. + +The rest of Harry’s Christmas presents were far more +satisfactory. Hagrid had sent him a large tin of treacle +toffee, which Harry decided to soften by the fire before +eating; Ron had given him a book called Flying with +the Cannons, a book of interesting facts about his +favorite Quidditch team, and Hermione had bought +him a luxury eagle-feather quill. Harry opened the +last present to find a new, hand-knitted sweater from +Mrs. Weasley and a large plum cake. He read her card +with a fresh surge of guilt, thinking about Mr. +Weasley’s car (which hadn’t been seen since its crash +with the Whomping Willow), and the bout of rule- +breaking he and Ron were planning next. + + + +Page | 236 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +No one, not even someone dreading taking Polyjuice +Potion later, could fail to enjoy Christmas dinner at +Hogwarts. + +The Great Hall looked magnificent. Not only were +there a dozen frost-covered Christmas trees and thick +streamers of holly and mistletoe crisscrossing the +ceiling, but enchanted snow was falling, warm and +dry, from the ceiling. Dumbledore led them in a few of +his favorite carols, Hagrid booming more and more +loudly with every goblet of eggnog he consumed. + +Percy, who hadn’t noticed that Fred had bewitched +his prefect badge so that it now read “Pin-head,” kept +asking them all what they were sniggering at. Harry +didn’t even care that Draco Malfoy was making loud, +snide remarks about his new sweater from the +Slytherin table. With a bit of luck, Malfoy would be +getting his comeuppance in a few hours’ time. + +Harry and Ron had barely finished their third +helpings of Christmas pudding when Hermione +ushered them out of the hall to finalize their plans for +the evening. + +“We still need a bit of the people you’re changing +into,” said Hermione matter-of-factly, as though she +were sending them to the supermarket for laundry +detergent. “And obviously, it’ll be best if you can get +something of Crabbe’s and Goyle’s; they’re Malfoy’s +best friends, he’ll tell them anything. And we also +need to make sure the real Crabbe and Goyle can’t +burst in on us while we’re interrogating him. + +“I’ve got it all worked out,” she went on smoothly, +ignoring Harry’s and Ron’s stupefied faces. She held +up two plump chocolate cakes. “I’ve filled these with a +simple Sleeping Draught. All you have to do is make +sure Crabbe and Goyle find them. You know how +greedy they are, they’re bound to eat them. Once +Page | 237 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +they’re asleep, pull out a few of their hairs and hide +them in a broom closet.” + +Harry and Ron looked incredulously at each other. + +“Hermione, I don’t think — ” + +“That could go seriously wrong — ” + +But Hermione had a steely glint in her eye not unlike +the one Professor McGonagall sometimes had. + +“The potion will be useless without Crabbe’s and +Goyle’s hair,” she said sternly. “You do want to +investigate Malfoy, don’t you?” + +“Oh, all right, all right,” said Harry. “But what about +you? Whose hair are you ripping out?” + +“I’ve already got mine!” said Hermione brightly, +pulling a tiny bottle out of her pocket and showing +them the single hair inside it. “Remember Millicent +Bulstrode wrestling with me at the Dueling Club? She +left this on my robes when she was trying to strangle +me! And she’s gone home for Christmas — so I’ll just +have to tell the Slytherins I’ve decided to come back.” + +When Hermione had bustled off to check on the +Polyjuice Potion again, Ron turned to Harry with a +doom-laden expression. + +“Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things +could go wrong?” + +But to Harry’s and Ron’s utter amazement, stage one +of the operation went just as smoothly as Hermione +had said. They lurked in the deserted entrance hall +after Christmas tea, waiting for Crabbe and Goyle +who had remained alone at the Slytherin table, + +Page | 238 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shoveling down fourth helpings of trifle. Harry had +perched the chocolate cakes on the end of the +banisters. When they spotted Crabbe and Goyle +coming out of the Great Hall, Harry and Ron hid +quickly behind a suit of armor next to the front door. + +“How thick can you get?” Ron whispered ecstatically +as Crabbe gleefully pointed out the cakes to Goyle +and grabbed them. Grinning stupidly, they stuffed the +cakes whole into their large mouths. For a moment, +both of them chewed greedily, looks of triumph on +their faces. Then, without the smallest change of +expression, they both keeled over backward onto the +floor. + +By far the hardest part was hiding them in the closet +across the hall. Once they were safely stowed among +the buckets and mops, Harry yanked out a couple of +the bristles that covered Goyle ’s forehead and Ron +pulled out several of Crabbe ’s hairs. They also stole +their shoes, because their own were far too small for +Crabbe- and Goyle-size feet. Then, still stunned at +what they had just done, they sprinted up to Moaning +Myrtle’s bathroom. + +They could hardly see for the thick black smoke +issuing from the stall in which Hermione was stirring +the cauldron. Pulling their robes up over their faces, +Harry and Ron knocked softly on the door. + +“Hermione?” + +They heard the scrape of the lock and Hermione +emerged, shiny-faced and looking anxious. Behind +her they heard the gloop gloop of the bubbling, +glutinous potion. Three glass tumblers stood ready on +the toilet seat. + +“Did you get them?” Hermione asked breathlessly. + +Page | 239 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry showed her Goyle’s hair. + + + +“Good. And I sneaked these spare robes out of the +laundry,” Hermione said, holding up a small sack. +“You’ll need bigger sizes once you’re Crabbe and +Goyle.” + +The three of them stared into the cauldron. Close up, +the potion looked like thick, dark mud, bubbling +sluggishly. + +“I’m sure I’ve done everything right,” said Hermione, +nervously rereading the splotched page of Moste +Potente Potions. “It looks like the book says it should +... once we’ve drunk it, we’ll have exactly an hour +before we change back into ourselves.” + +“Now what?” Ron whispered. + +“We separate it into three glasses and add the hairs.” + +Hermione ladled large dollops of the potion into each +of the glasses. Then, her hand trembling, she shook +Millicent Bulstrode’s hair out of its bottle into the first +glass. + +The potion hissed loudly like a boiling kettle and +frothed madly. A second later, it had turned a sick +sort of yellow. + +“Urgh — essence of Millicent Bulstrode,” said Ron, +eyeing it with loathing. “Bet it tastes disgusting.” + +“Add yours, then,” said Hermione. + +Harry dropped Goyle’s hair into the middle glass and +Ron put Crabbe’s into the last one. Both glasses +hissed and frothed: Goyle’s turned the khaki color of +a booger, Crabbe’s a dark, murky brown. + +Page | 240 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hang on,” said Harry as Ron and Hermione reached +for their glasses. “We’d better not all drink them in +here. ... Once we turn into Crabbe and Goyle we won’t +fit. And Millicent Bulstrode’s no pixie.” + +“Good thinking,” said Ron, unlocking the door. “We’ll +take separate stalls.” + +Careful not to spill a drop of his Polyjuice Potion, +Harry slipped into the middle stall. + +“Ready?” he called. + +“Ready,” came Ron’s and Hermione’s voices. + +“One — two — three — ” + +Pinching his nose, Harry drank the potion down in +two large gulps. It tasted like overcooked cabbage. + +Immediately, his insides started writhing as though +he’d just swallowed live snakes — doubled up, he +wondered whether he was going to be sick — then a +burning sensation spread rapidly from his stomach to +the very ends of his fingers and toes — next, bringing +him gasping to all fours, came a horrible melting +feeling, as the skin all over his body bubbled like hot +wax — and before his eyes, his hands began to grow, +the fingers thickened, the nails broadened, the +knuckles were bulging like bolts — his shoulders +stretched painfully and a prickling on his forehead +told him that hair was creeping down toward his +eyebrows — his robes ripped as his chest expanded +like a barrel bursting its hoops — his feet were agony +in shoes four sizes too small — + +As suddenly as it had started, everything stopped. +Harry lay facedown on the stone-cold floor, listening +to Myrtle gurgling morosely in the end toilet. With + +Page | 241 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +difficulty, he kicked off his shoes and stood up. So +this was what it felt like, being Goyle. His large hand +trembling, he pulled off his old robes, which were +hanging a foot above his ankles, pulled on the spare +ones, and laced up Goyle’s boatlike shoes. He reached +up to brush his hair out of his eyes and met only the +short growth of wiry bristles, low on his forehead. +Then he realized that his glasses were clouding his +eyes because Goyle obviously didn’t need them — he +took them off and called, “Are you two okay?” Goyle’s +low rasp of a voice issued from his mouth. + +“Yeah,” came the deep grunt of Crabbe from his right. + +Harry unlocked his door and stepped in front of the +cracked mirror. Goyle stared back at him out of dull, +deepset eyes. Harry scratched his ear. So did Goyle. + +Ron’s door opened. They stared at each other. Except +that he looked pale and shocked, Ron was +indistinguishable from Crabbe, from the pudding- +bowl haircut to the long, gorilla arms. + +“This is unbelievable,” said Ron, approaching the +mirror and prodding Crabbe ’s flat nose. + +“Unbelievable.” + +“We’d better get going,” said Harry, loosening the +watch that was cutting into Goyle’s thick wrist. “We’ve +still got to find out where the Slytherin common room +is. I only hope we can find someone to follow ...” + +Ron, who had been gazing at Harry, said, “You don’t +know how bizarre it is to see Goyle thinking.” He +banged on Hermione’s door. “C’mon, we need to go — ” + +A high-pitched voice answered him. + + + +Page | 242 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I — I don’t think I’m going to come after all. You go +on without me.” + +“Hermione, we know Millicent Bulstrode’s ugly, no +one’s going to know it’s you — ” + +“No — really — I don’t think I’ll come. You two hurry +up, you’re wasting time — ” + +Harry looked at Ron, bewildered. + +“That looks more like Goyle,” said Ron. “That’s how he +looks every time a teacher asks him a question.” + +“Hermione, are you okay?” said Harry through the +door. + +“Fine — I’m fine — go on — ” + +Harry looked at his watch. Five of their precious sixty +minutes had already passed. + +“Well meet you back here, all right?” he said. + +Harry and Ron opened the door of the bathroom +carefully, checked that the coast was clear, and set +off. + +“Don’t swing your arms like that,” Harry muttered to +Ron. + +“Eh?” + +“Crabbe holds them sort of stiff. ...” + +“How’s this?” + +“Yeah, that’s better. ...” + + + +Page | 243 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They went down the marble staircase. All they needed +now was a Slytherin that they could follow to the +Slytherin common room, but there was nobody +around. + +“Any ideas?” muttered Harry. + +“The Slytherins always come up to breakfast from +over there,” said Ron, nodding at the entrance to the +dungeons. The words had barely left his mouth when +a girl with long, curly hair emerged from the entrance. + +“Excuse me,” said Ron, hurrying up to her. “We’ve +forgotten the way to our common room.” + +“I beg your pardon?” said the girl stiffly. “Our common +room? I’m a Ravenclaw.” + +She walked away, looking suspiciously back at them. + +Harry and Ron hurried down the stone steps into the +darkness, their footsteps echoing particularly loudly +as Crabbe’s and Goyle’s huge feet hit the floor, feeling +that this wasn’t going to be as easy as they had +hoped. + +The labyrinthine passages were deserted. They walked +deeper and deeper under the school, constantly +checking their watches to see how much time they +had left. After a quarter of an hour, just when they +were getting desperate, they heard a sudden +movement ahead. + +“Ha!” said Ron excitedly. “There’s one of them now!” + +The figure was emerging from a side room. As they +hurried nearer, however, their hearts sank. It wasn’t a +Slytherin, it was Percy. + + + +Page | 244 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’re you doing down here?” said Ron in surprise. +Percy looked affronted. + +“That,” he said stiffly, “is none of your business. It’s +Crabbe, isn’t it?” + +“Wh — oh, yeah,” said Ron. + +“Well, get off to your dormitories,” said Percy sternly. +“It’s not safe to go wandering around dark corridors +these days.” + +“You are,” Ron pointed out. + +“I,” said Percy, drawing himself up, “am a prefect. +Nothing’s about to attack me.” + +A voice suddenly echoed behind Harry and Ron. + +Draco Malfoy was strolling toward them, and for the +first time in his life, Harry was pleased to see him. + +“There you are,” he drawled, looking at them. “Have +you two been pigging out in the Great Hall all this +time? I’ve been looking for you; I want to show you +something really funny.” + +Malfoy glanced witheringly at Percy. + +“And what’re you doing down here, Weasley?” he +sneered. + +Percy looked outraged. + +“You want to show a bit more respect to a school +prefect!” he said. “I don’t like your attitude!” + +Malfoy sneered and motioned for Harry and Ron to +follow him. Harry almost said something apologetic to + +Page | 245 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Percy but caught himself just in time. He and Ron +hurried after Malfoy, who said as they turned into the +next passage, “That Peter Weasley — ” + +“Percy,” Ron corrected him automatically. + +“Whatever,” said Malfoy. “I’ve noticed him sneaking +around a lot lately. And I bet I know what he’s up to. +He thinks he’s going to catch Slytherin’s heir single- +handed.” + +He gave a short, derisive laugh. Harry and Ron +exchanged excited looks. + +Malfoy paused by a stretch of bare, damp stone wall. +“What’s the new password again?” he said to Harry. +“Er — ” said Harry. + +“Oh, yeah — pure-blood\” said Malfoy, not listening, +and a stone door concealed in the wall slid open. +Malfoy marched through it, and Harry and Ron +followed him. + +The Slytherin common room was a long, low +underground room with rough stone walls and ceiling +from which round, greenish lamps were hanging on +chains. A fire was crackling under an elaborately +carved mantelpiece ahead of them, and several +Slytherins were silhouetted around it in high-backed +chairs. + +“Wait here,” said Malfoy to Harry and Ron, motioning +them to a pair of empty chairs set back from the fire. +“I’ll go and get it — my father’s just sent it to me — ” + + + +Page | 246 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wondering what Malfoy was going to show them, +Harry and Ron sat down, doing their best to look at +home. + +Malfoy came back a minute later, holding what looked +like a newspaper clipping. He thrust it under Ron’s +nose. + +“That’ll give you a laugh,” he said. + +Harry saw Ron's eyes widen in shock. He read the +clipping quickly, gave a very forced laugh, and +handed it to Harry. + +It had been clipped out of the Daily Prophet, and it +said: + +INQUIRY AT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC + +Arthur Weasley, Head of the Misuse of Muggle +Artifacts Office, was today fined fifty Galleons for +bewitching a Muggle car. + +Mr. Lucius Malfoy, a governor of Hogwarts School of +Witchcraft and Wizardry, where the enchanted car +crashed earlier this year, called today for Mr. +Weasley’s resignation. + +“Weasley has brought the Ministry into disrepute,” + +Mr. Malfoy told our reporter. “He is clearly unfit to +draw up our laws and his ridiculous Muggle +Protection Act should be scrapped immediately.” + +Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although +his wife told reporters to clear off or she’d set the +family ghoul on them. + + + +Page | 247 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well?” said Malfoy impatiently as Harry handed the +clipping back to him. “Don’t you think it’s funny?” + +“Ha, ha,” said Harry bleakly. + +“Arthur Weasley loves Muggles so much he should +snap his wand in half and go and join them,” said +Malfoy scornfully. “You’d never know the Weasleys +were purebloods, the way they behave.” + +Ron’s — or rather, Crabbe’s — face was contorted +with fury. + +“What’s up with you, Crabbe?” snapped Malfoy. +“Stomachache,” Ron grunted. + +“Well, go up to the hospital wing and give all those +Mudbloods a kick from me,” said Malfoy, snickering. +“You know, I’m surprised the Daily Prophet hasn’t +reported all these attacks yet,” he went on +thoughtfully. “I suppose Dumbledore’s trying to hush +it all up. He’ll be sacked if it doesn’t stop soon. +Father’s always said old Dumbledore’s the worst thing +that’s ever happened to this place. He loves Muggle- +borns. A decent headmaster would never ’ve let slime +like that Creevey in.” + +Malfoy started taking pictures with an imaginary +camera and did a cruel but accurate impression of +Colin: “ ‘Potter, can I have your picture, Potter? Can I +have your autograph? Can I lick your shoes, please, +Potter?’ ” + +He dropped his hands and looked at Harry and Ron. +“What’s the matter with you two?” + + + +Page | 248 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Far too late, Harry and Ron forced themselves to +laugh, but Malfoy seemed satisfied; perhaps Crabbe +and Goyle were always slow on the uptake. + +“Saint Potter, the Mudbloods’ friend,” said Malfoy +slowly. “He’s another one with no proper wizard +feeling, or he wouldn’t go around with that jumped-up +Granger Mudblood. And people think he’s Slytherin’s +heir!” + +Harry and Ron waited with bated breath: Malfoy was +surely seconds away from telling them it was him — +but then — + +“I wish I knew who it is,” said Malfoy petulantly. “I +could help them.” + +Ron’s jaw dropped so that Crabbe looked even more +clueless than usual. Fortunately, Malfoy didn’t notice, +and Harry, thinking fast, said, “You must have some +idea who’s behind it all. ...” + +“You know I haven’t, Goyle, how many times do I have +to tell you?” snapped Malfoy. “And Father won’t tell +me anything about the last time the Chamber was +opened either. Of course, it was fifty years ago, so it +was before his time, but he knows all about it, and he +says that it was all kept quiet and it’ll look suspicious +if I know too much about it. But I know one thing — +last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a +Mudblood died. So I bet it’s a matter of time before +one of them’s killed this time. ... I hope it’s Granger,” +he said with relish. + +Ron was clenching Crabbe ’s gigantic fists. Feeling +that it would be a bit of a giveaway if Ron punched +Malfoy, Harry shot him a warning look and said, +“D’you know if the person who opened the Chamber +last time was caught?” + +Page | 249 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, yeah ... whoever it was was expelled,” said +Malfoy. “They’re probably still in Azkaban.” + + + +“Azkaban?” said Harry, puzzled. + +“Azkaban — the wizard prison , Goyle,” said Malfoy, +looking at him in disbelief. “Honestly, if you were any +slower, you’d be going backward.” + +He shifted restlessly in his chair and said, “Father +says to keep my head down and let the Heir of +Slytherin get on with it. He says the school needs +ridding of all the Mudblood filth, but not to get mixed +up in it. Of course, he’s got a lot on his plate at the +moment. You know the Ministry of Magic raided our +manor last week?” + +Harry tried to force Goyle ’s dull face into a look of +concern. + +“Yeah ...” said Malfoy. “Luckily, they didn’t find much. +Father’s got some very valuable Dark Arts stuff. But +luckily, we’ve got our own secret chamber under the +drawing-room floor — ” + +“Ho!” said Ron. + +Malfoy looked at him. So did Harry. Ron blushed. + +Even his hair was turning red. His nose was also +slowly lengthening — their hour was up, Ron was +turning back into himself, and from the look of horror +he was suddenly giving Harry, he must be, too. + +They both jumped to their feet. + +“Medicine for my stomach,” Ron grunted, and without +further ado they sprinted the length of the Slytherin +common room, hurled themselves at the stone wall, +and dashed up the passage, hoping against hope that + +Page | 250 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy hadn’t noticed anything. Harry could feel his +feet slipping around in Goyle’s huge shoes and had to +hoist up his robes as he shrank; they crashed up the +steps into the dark entrance hall, which was full of a +muffled pounding coming from the closet where +they’d locked Crabbe and Goyle. Leaving their shoes +outside the closet door, they sprinted in their socks +up the marble staircase toward Moaning Myrtle’s +bathroom. + +“Well, it wasn’t a complete waste of time,” Ron +panted, closing the bathroom door behind them. “I +know we still haven’t found out who’s doing the +attacks, but I’m going to write to Dad tomorrow and +tell him to check under the Malfoys’ drawing room.” + +Harry checked his face in the cracked mirror. He was +back to normal. He put his glasses on as Ron +hammered on the door of Hermione’s stall. + +“Hermione, come out, we’ve got loads to tell you — ” + +“Go away!” Hermione squeaked. + +Harry and Ron looked at each other. + +“What’s the matter?” said Ron. “You must be back to +normal by now, we are — ” + +But Moaning Myrtle glided suddenly through the stall +door. Harry had never seen her looking so happy. + +“Ooooooh, wait till you see,” she said. “It’s awful — ” + +They heard the lock slide back and Hermione +emerged, sobbing, her robes pulled up over her head. + +“What’s up?” said Ron uncertainly. “Have you still got +Millicent’s nose or something?” + +Page | 251 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione let her robes fall and Ron backed into the +sink. + +Her face was covered in black fur. Her eyes had +turned yellow and there were long, pointed ears +poking through her hair. + +“It was a c-cat hair!” she howled. “M-Millicent +Bulstrode m-must have a cat! And the p-potion isn’t +supposed to be used for animal transformations!” + +“Uh-oh,” said Ron. + +“You’ll be teased something dreadful,” said Myrtle +happily. + +“It’s okay, Hermione,” said Harry quickly. “We’ll take +you up to the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey never +asks too many questions. ...” + +It took a long time to persuade Hermione to leave the +bathroom. Moaning Myrtle sped them on their way +with a hearty guffaw. “Wait till everyone finds out +you’ve got a tail\” + + + +Page | 252 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +* V + + + + +THE VERY SECRET DIARY + +Hermione remained in the hospital wing for several +weeks. There was a flurry of rumor about her +disappearance when the rest of the school arrived +back from their Christmas holidays, because of +course everyone thought that she had been attacked. +So many students filed past the hospital wing trying +to catch a glimpse of her that Madam Pomfrey took +out her curtains again and placed them around +Hermione’s bed, to spare her the shame of being seen +with a furry face. + +Harry and Ron went to visit her every evening. When +the new term started, they brought her each day’s +homework. + +“If I’d sprouted whiskers, I’d take a break from work,” +said Ron, tipping a stack of books onto Hermione’s +bedside table one evening. + +“Don’t be silly, Ron, I’ve got to keep up,” said +Hermione briskly. Her spirits were greatly improved +by the fact that all the hair had gone from her face + +Page | 253 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +and her eyes were turning slowly back to brown. “I +don’t suppose you’ve got any new leads?” she added +in a whisper, so that Madam Pomfrey couldn’t hear +her. + +“Nothing,” said Harry gloomily. + +“I was so sure it was Malfoy,” said Ron, for about the +hundredth time. + +“What’s that?” asked Harry, pointing to something +gold sticking out from under Hermione’s pillow. + +“Just a get well card,” said Hermione hastily, trying to +poke it out of sight, but Ron was too quick for her. He +pulled it out, flicked it open, and read aloud: + +“To Miss Granger, wishing you a speedy recovery, from +your concerned teacher, Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, +Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the +Dark Force Defense League, and five-time winner of +Witch Weekly’s Most-Charming-Smile Award.” + +Ron looked up at Hermione, disgusted. + +“You sleep with this under your pillow?” + +But Hermione was spared answering by Madam +Pomfrey sweeping over with her evening dose of +medicine. + +“Is Lockhart the smarmiest bloke you’ve ever met, or +what?” Ron said to Harry as they left the infirmary +and started up the stairs toward Gryffindor Tower. +Snape had given them so much homework, Harry +thought he was likely to be in the sixth year before he +finished it. Ron was just saying he wished he had +asked Hermione how many rat tails you were +supposed to add to a Hair-Raising Potion when an +Page | 254 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +angry outburst from the floor above reached their +ears. + +“That’s Filch,” Harry muttered as they hurried up the +stairs and paused, out of sight, listening hard. + +“You don’t think someone else’s been attacked?” said +Ron tensely. + +They stood still, their heads inclined toward Filch’s +voice, which sounded quite hysterical. + +“ — even more work for me! Mopping all night, like I +haven’t got enough to do! No, this is the final straw, I’m +going to Dumbledore — ” + +His footsteps receded along the out-of-sight corridor +and they heard a distant door slam. + +They poked their heads around the corner. Filch had +clearly been manning his usual lookout post: They +were once again on the spot where Mrs. Norris had +been attacked. They saw at a glance what Filch had +been shouting about. A great flood of water stretched +over half the corridor, and it looked as though it was +still seeping from under the door of Moaning Myrtle’s +bathroom. Now that Filch had stopped shouting, they +could hear Myrtle’s wails echoing off the bathroom +walls. + +“Now what’s up with her?” said Ron. + +“Let’s go and see,” said Harry, and holding their robes +over their ankles they stepped through the great wash +of water to the door bearing its OUT OF ORDER sign, +ignored it as always, and entered. + +Moaning Myrtle was crying, if possible, louder and +harder than ever before. She seemed to be hiding + +Page | 255 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +down her usual toilet. It was dark in the bathroom +because the candles had been extinguished in the +great rush of water that had left both walls and floor +soaking wet. + +“What’s up, Myrtle?” said Harry. + +“Who’s that?” glugged Myrtle miserably. “Come to +throw something else at me?” + +Harry waded across to her stall and said, “Why would +I throw something at you?” + +“Don’t ask me,” Myrtle shouted, emerging with a wave +of yet more water, which splashed onto the already +sopping floor. “Here I am, minding my own business, +and someone thinks it’s funny to throw a book at me. + + + +“But it can’t hurt you if someone throws something at +you,” said Harry, reasonably. “I mean, it’d just go +right through you, wouldn’t it?” + +He had said the wrong thing. Myrtle puffed herself up +and shrieked, “Let’s all throw books at Myrtle, +because she can’t feel it! Ten points if you can get it +through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through +her head! Well, ha, ha, ha! What a lovely game, I don’t +think!” + +“Who threw it at you, anyway?” asked Harry. + +“I don’t know. ... I was just sitting in the U-bend, +thinking about death, and it fell right through the top +of my head,” said Myrtle, glaring at them. “It’s over +there, it got washed out. ...” + +Harry and Ron looked under the sink where Myrtle +was pointing. A small, thin book lay there. It had a + +Page | 256 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shabby black cover and was as wet as everything else +in the bathroom. Harry stepped forward to pick it up, +but Ron suddenly flung out an arm to hold him back. + +“What?” said Harry. + +“Are you cra2y?” said Ron. “It could be dangerous.” + +“ Dangerous ?” said Harry, laughing. “Come off it, how +could it be dangerous?” + +“You’d be surprised,” said Ron, who was looking +apprehensively at the book. “Some of the books the +Ministry’s confiscated — Dad’s told me — there was +one that burned your eyes out. And everyone who +read Sonnets of a Sorcerer spoke in limericks for the +rest of their lives. And some old witch in Bath had a +book that you could never stop reading ! You just had +to wander around with your nose in it, trying to do +everything one-handed. And — ” + +“All right, I’ve got the point,” said Harry. + +The little book lay on the floor, nondescript and +soggy. + +“Well, we won’t find out unless we look at it,” he said, +and he ducked around Ron and picked it up off the +floor. + +Harry saw at once that it was a diary, and the faded +year on the cover told him it was fifty years old. He +opened it eagerly. On the first page he could just +make out the name “T. M. Riddle” in smudged ink. + +“Hang on,” said Ron, who had approached cautiously +and was looking over Harry’s shoulder. “I know that +name. ... T. M. Riddle got an award for special +services to the school fifty years ago.” + +Page | 257 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How on earth d’you know that?” said Harry in +amazement. + +“Because Filch made me polish his shield about fifty +times in detention,” said Ron resentfully. “That was +the one I burped slugs all over. If you’d wiped slime +off a name for an hour, you’d remember it, too.” + +Harry peeled the wet pages apart. They were +completely blank. There wasn’t the faintest trace of +writing on any of them, not even Auntie Mabel’s +birthday, or dentist, half-past three. + +“He never wrote in it,” said Harry, disappointed. + +“I wonder why someone wanted to flush it away?” said +Ron curiously. + +Harry turned to the back cover of the book and saw +the printed name of a variety store on Vauxhall Road, +London. + +“He must’ve been Muggle-born,” said Harry +thoughtfully. “To have bought a diary from Vauxhall +Road. ...” + +“Well, it’s not much use to you,” said Ron. He +dropped his voice. “Fifty points if you can get it +through Myrtle’s nose.” + +Harry, however, pocketed it. + +Hermione left the hospital wing, de-whiskered, tail- +less, and fur-free, at the beginning of February. On +her first evening back in Gryffindor Tower, Harry +showed her T. M. Riddle’s diary and told her the story +of how they had found it. + + + +Page | 258 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oooh, it might have hidden powers,” said Hermione +enthusiastically, taking the diary and looking at it +closely. + +“If it has, it’s hiding them very well,” said Ron. “Maybe +it’s shy. I don’t know why you don’t chuck it, Harry.” + +“I wish I knew why someone did try to chuck it,” said +Harry. “I wouldn’t mind knowing how Riddle got an +award for special services to Hogwarts either.” + +“Could’ve been anything,” said Ron. “Maybe he got +thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant +squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would’ve done +everyone a favor. ...” + +But Harry could tell from the arrested look on +Hermione ’s face that she was thinking what he was +thinking. + +“What?” said Ron, looking from one to the other. + +“Well, the Chamber of Secrets was opened fifty years +ago, wasn’t it?” he said. “That’s what Malfoy said.” + +“Yeah ...” said Ron slowly. + +“And this diary is fifty years old,” said Hermione, +tapping it excitedly. + +“So?” + +“Oh, Ron, wake up,” snapped Hermione. “We know +the person who opened the Chamber last time was +expelled fifty years ago. We know T. M. Riddle got an +award for special services to the school fifty years +ago. Well, what if Riddle got his special award for +catching the Heir of Slytherin? His diary would +probably tell us everything — where the Chamber is, +Page | 259 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and how to open it, and what sort of creature lives in +it — the person who’s behind the attacks this time +wouldn’t want that lying around, would they?” + +“That’s a brilliant theory, Hermione,” said Ron, “with +just one tiny little flaw. There’s nothing written in his +diary.” + +But Hermione was pulling her wand out of her bag. + +“It might be invisible ink!” she whispered. + +She tapped the diary three times and said, +“Aparecium\” + +Nothing happened. Undaunted, Hermione shoved her +hand back into her bag and pulled out what appeared +to be a bright red eraser. + +“It’s a Revealer, I got it in Diagon Alley,” she said. + +She rubbed hard on January first. Nothing happened. + +“I’m telling you, there’s nothing to find in there,” said +Ron. “Riddle just got a diary for Christmas and +couldn’t be bothered filling it in.” + +Harry couldn’t explain, even to himself, why he didn’t +just throw Riddle’s diary away. The fact was that even +though he knew the diary was blank, he kept +absentmindedly picking it up and turning the pages, +as though it were a story he wanted to finish. And +while Harry was sure he had never heard the name T. +M. Riddle before, it still seemed to mean something to +him, almost as though Riddle was a friend he’d had +when he was very small, and had half-forgotten. But +this was absurd. He’d never had friends before +Hogwarts, Dudley had made sure of that. + + + +Page | 260 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Nevertheless, Harry was determined to find out more +about Riddle, so next day at break, he headed for the +trophy room to examine Riddle’s special award, +accompanied by an interested Hermione and a +thoroughly unconvinced Ron, who told them he’d +seen enough of the trophy room to last him a lifetime. + +Riddle’s burnished gold shield was tucked away in a +corner cabinet. It didn’t carry details of why it had +been given to him (“Good thing, too, or it’d be even +bigger and I’d still be polishing it,” said Ron). + +However, they did find Riddle��s name on an old Medal +for Magical Merit, and on a list of old Head Boys. + +“He sounds like Percy,” said Ron, wrinkling his nose +in disgust. “Prefect, Head Boy ... probably top of every +class — ” + +“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” said Hermione in a +slightly hurt voice. + +The sun had now begun to shine weakly on Hogwarts +again. Inside the castle, the mood had grown more +hopeful. There had been no more attacks since those +on Justin and Nearly Headless Nick, and Madam +Pomfrey was pleased to report that the Mandrakes +were becoming moody and secretive, meaning that +they were fast leaving childhood. + +“The moment their acne clears up, they’ll be ready for +repotting again,” Harry heard her telling Filch kindly +one afternoon. “And after that, it won’t be long until +we’re cutting them up and stewing them. You’ll have +Mrs. Norris back in no time.” + +Perhaps the Heir of Slytherin had lost his or her +nerve, thought Harry. It must be getting riskier and +riskier to open the Chamber of Secrets, with the +school so alert and suspicious. Perhaps the monster, + +Page | 261 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whatever it was, was even now settling itself down to +hibernate for another fifty years. ... + + + +Ernie Macmillan of Hufflepuff didn’t take this cheerful +view. He was still convinced that Harry was the guilty +one, that he had “given himself away” at the Dueling +Club. Peeves wasn’t helping matters; he kept popping +up in the crowded corridors singing “Oh, Potter, you +rotter ...” now with a dance routine to match. + +Gilderoy Lockhart seemed to think he himself had +made the attacks stop. Harry overheard him telling +Professor McGonagall so while the Gryffindors were +lining up for Transfiguration. + +“I don’t think there’ll be any more trouble, Minerva,” +he said, tapping his nose knowingly and winking. “I +think the Chamber has been locked for good this +time. The culprit must have known it was only a +matter of time before I caught him. Rather sensible to +stop now, before I came down hard on him. + +“You know, what the school needs now is a morale- +booster. Wash away the memories of last term! I won’t +say any more just now, but I think I know just the +thing. ...” + +He tapped his nose again and strode off. + +Lockhart’s idea of a morale-booster became clear at +breakfast time on February fourteenth. Harry hadn’t +had much sleep because of a late-running Quidditch +practice the night before, and he hurried down to the +Great Hall, slightly late. He thought, for a moment, +that he’d walked through the wrong doors. + +The walls were all covered with large, lurid pink +flowers. Worse still, heart-shaped confetti was falling +from the pale blue ceiling. Harry went over to the + +Page | 262 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Gryffindor table, where Ron was sitting looking +sickened, and Hermione seemed to have been +overcome with giggles. + +“What’s going on?” Harry asked them, sitting down +and wiping confetti off his bacon. + +Ron pointed to the teachers’ table, apparently too +disgusted to speak. Lockhart, wearing lurid pink +robes to match the decorations, was waving for +silence. The teachers on either side of him were +looking stony-faced. From where he sat, Harry could +see a muscle going in Professor McGonagall’s cheek. +Snape looked as though someone had just fed him a +large beaker of Skele-Gro. + +“Happy Valentine’s Day!” Lockhart shouted. “And may +I thank the forty-six people who have so far sent me +cards! Yes, I have taken the liberty of arranging this +little surprise for you all — and it doesn’t end here!” + +Lockhart clapped his hands and through the doors to +the entrance hall marched a dozen surly-looking +dwarfs. Not just any dwarfs, however. Lockhart had +them all wearing golden wings and carrying harps. + +“My friendly, card-carrying cupids!” beamed Lockhart. +“They will be roving around the school today +delivering your valentines! And the fun doesn’t stop +here! I’m sure my colleagues will want to enter into +the spirit of the occasion! Why not ask Professor +Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion! And +while you’re at it, Professor Flitwick knows more +about Entrancing Enchantments than any wizard I’ve +ever met, the sly old dog!” + +Professor Flitwick buried his face in his hands. Snape +was looking as though the first person to ask him for +a Love Potion would be force-fed poison. + +Page | 263 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Please, Hermione, tell me you weren’t one of the +forty-six,” said Ron as they left the Great Hall for their +first lesson. Hermione suddenly became very +interested in searching her bag for her schedule and +didn’t answer. + +All day long, the dwarfs kept barging into their +classes to deliver valentines, to the annoyance of the +teachers, and late that afternoon as the Gryffindors +were walking upstairs for Charms, one of the dwarfs +caught up with Harry. + +“Oy, you! ’Arry Potter!” shouted a particularly grim- +looking dwarf, elbowing people out of the way to get to +Harry. + +Hot all over at the thought of being given a valentine +in front of a line of first years, which happened to +include Ginny Weasley, Harry tried to escape. The +dwarf, however, cut his way through the crowd by +kicking people’s shins, and reached him before he’d +gone two paces. + +“I’ve got a musical message to deliver to ’Arry Potter in +person,” he said, twanging his harp in a threatening +sort of way. + +“Not here,” Harry hissed, trying to escape. + +“Stay stilll” grunted the dwarf, grabbing hold of +Harry’s bag and pulling him back. + +“Let me go!” Harry snarled, tugging. + +With a loud ripping noise, his bag split in two. His +books, wand, parchment, and quill spilled onto the +floor and his ink bottle smashed over everything. + + + +Page | 264 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry scrambled around, trying to pick it all up +before the dwarf started singing, causing something of +a holdup in the corridor. + +“What’s going on here?” came the cold, drawling voice +of Draco Malfoy. Harry started stuffing everything +feverishly into his ripped bag, desperate to get away +before Malfoy could hear his musical valentine. + +“What’s all this commotion?” said another familiar +voice as Percy Weasley arrived. + +Losing his head, Harry tried to make a run for it, but +the dwarf seized him around the knees and brought +him crashing to the floor. + +“Right,” he said, sitting on Harry’s ankles. “Here is +your singing valentine: + +His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, + +His hair is as dark as a blackboard. + +I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, + +The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.” + +Harry would have given all the gold in Gringotts to +evaporate on the spot. Trying valiantly to laugh along +with everyone else, he got up, his feet numb from the +weight of the dwarf, as Percy Weasley did his best to +disperse the crowd, some of whom were crying with +mirth. + +“Off you go, off you go, the bell rang five minutes ago, +off to class, now,” he said, shooing some of the +younger students away. “And you, Malfoy — ” + + + +Page | 265 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, glancing over, saw Malfoy stoop and snatch up +something. Leering, he showed it to Crabbe and +Goyle, and Harry realized that he’d got Riddle’s diary. + +“Give that back,” said Harry quietly. + +“Wonder what Potter’s written in this?” said Malfoy, +who obviously hadn’t noticed the year on the cover +and thought he had Harry’s own diary. A hush fell +over the onlookers. Ginny was staring from the diary +to Harry, looking terrified. + +“Hand it over, Malfoy,” said Percy sternly. + +“When I’ve had a look,” said Malfoy, waving the diary +tauntingly at Harry. + +Percy said, “As a school prefect — ” but Harry had lost +his temper. He pulled out his wand and shouted, + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ and just as Snape had disarmed +Lockhart, so Malfoy found the diary shooting out of +his hand into the air. Ron, grinning broadly, caught +it. + +“Harry!” said Percy loudly. “No magic in the corridors. +I’ll have to report this, you know!” + +But Harry didn’t care, he was one-up on Malfoy, and +that was worth five points from Gryffindor any day. +Malfoy was looking furious, and as Ginny passed him +to enter her classroom, he yelled spitefully after her, + +“I don’t think Potter liked your valentine much!” + +Ginny covered her face with her hands and ran into +class. Snarling, Ron pulled out his wand, too, but +Harry pulled him away. Ron didn’t need to spend the +whole of Charms belching slugs. + + + +Page | 266 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It wasn’t until they had reached Professor Flitwick’s +class that Harry noticed something rather odd about +Riddle’s diary. All his other books were drenched in +scarlet ink. The diary, however, was as clean as it had +been before the ink bottle had smashed all over it. He +tried to point this out to Ron, but Ron was having +trouble with his wand again; large purple bubbles +were blossoming out of the end, and he wasn’t much +interested in anything else. + + + +Jc Jc Jc + + + +Harry went to bed before anyone else in his +dormitory that night. This was partly because he +didn’t think he could stand Fred and George singing, +“His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad” one +more time, and partly because he wanted to examine +Riddle’s diary again, and knew that Ron thought he +was wasting his time. + +Harry sat on his four-poster and flicked through the +blank pages, not one of which had a trace of scarlet +ink on it. Then he pulled a new bottle out of his +bedside cabinet, dipped his quill into it, and dropped +a blot onto the first page of the diary. + +The ink shone brightly on the paper for a second and +then, as though it was being sucked into the page, +vanished. Excited, Harry loaded up his quill a second +time and wrote, “My name is Harry Potter.” + +The words shone momentarily on the page and they, +too, sank without trace. Then, at last, something +happened. + +Oozing back out of the page, in his very own ink, +came words Harry had never written. + + + +Page | 267 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. How did +you come by my diary?” + +These words, too, faded away, but not before Harry +had started to scribble back. + +“Someone tried to flush it down a toilet.” + +He waited eagerly for Riddle’s reply. + +“Lucky that I recorded my memories in some more +lasting way than ink. But I always knew that there +would be those who would not want this diary read.” + +“What do you mean?” Harry scrawled, blotting the +page in his excitement. + +“I mean that this diary holds memories of terrible +things. Things that were covered up. Things that +happened at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry.” + +“That’s where I am now,” Harry wrote quickly. “I’m at +Hogwarts, and horrible stuff’s been happening. Do +you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?” + +His heart was hammering. Riddle’s reply came +quickly, his writing becoming untidier, as though he +was hurrying to tell all he knew. + +“Of course I know about the Chamber of Secrets. In my +day, they told us it was a legend, that it did not exist. +But this was a lie. In my fifth year, the Chamber was +opened and the monster attacked several students, +finally killing one. I caught the person who’d opened +the Chamber and he was expelled. But the +headmaster, Professor Dippet, ashamed that such a +thing had happened at Hogwarts, forbade me to tell +the truth. A story was given out that the girl had died +Page | 268 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in a freak accident They gave me a nice, shiny, +engraved trophy for my trouble and warned me to keep +my mouth shut But I knew it could happen again. The +monster lived on, and the one who had the power to +release it was not imprisoned.” + +Harry nearly upset his ink bottle in his hurry to write +back. + +“It’s happening again now. There have been three +attacks and no one seems to know who’s behind +them. Who was it last time?” + +“ I can show you, if you like,” came Riddle’s reply. “You +don’t have to take my word for it. I can take you inside +my memory of the night when I caught him.” + +Harry hesitated, his quill suspended over the diary. +What did Riddle mean? How could he be taken inside +somebody else’s memory? He glanced nervously at the +door to the dormitory, which was growing dark. When +he looked back at the diary, he saw fresh words +forming. + +“Let me show you.” + +Harry paused for a fraction of a second and then +wrote two letters. + +“OK.” + +The pages of the diary began to blow as though +caught in a high wind, stopping halfway through the +month of June. Mouth hanging open, Harry saw that +the little square for June thirteenth seemed to have +turned into a minuscule television screen. His hands +trembling slightly, he raised the book to press his eye +against the little window, and before he knew what +was happening, he was tilting forward; the window +Page | 269 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was widening, he felt his body leave his bed, and he +was pitched headfirst through the opening in the +page, into a whirl of color and shadow. + +He felt his feet hit solid ground, and stood, shaking, +as the blurred shapes around him came suddenly +into focus. + +He knew immediately where he was. This circular +room with the sleeping portraits was Dumbledore’s +office — but it wasn’t Dumbledore who was sitting +behind the desk. A wizened, frail-looking wizard, bald +except for a few wisps of white hair, was reading a +letter by candlelight. Harry had never seen this man +before. + +“I’m sorry,” he said shakily. “I didn’t mean to butt in + + + +But the wizard didn’t look up. He continued to read, +frowning slightly. Harry drew nearer to his desk and +stammered, “Er — I’ll just go, shall I?” + +Still the wizard ignored him. He didn’t seem even to +have heard him. Thinking that the wizard might be +deaf, Harry raised his voice. + +“Sorry I disturbed you. I’ll go now,” he half-shouted. + +The wizard folded up the letter with a sigh, stood up, +walked past Harry without glancing at him, and went +to draw the curtains at his window. + +The sky outside the window was ruby-red; it seemed +to be sunset. The wizard went back to the desk, sat +down, and twiddled his thumbs, watching the door. + +Harry looked around the office. No Fawkes the +phoenix — no whirring silver contraptions. This was + +Page | 270 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hogwarts as Riddle had known it, meaning that this +unknown wizard was headmaster, not Dumbledore, +and he, Harry, was little more than a phantom, +completely invisible to the people of fifty years ago. + +There was a knock on the office door. + +“Enter,” said the old wizard in a feeble voice. + +A boy of about sixteen entered, taking off his pointed +hat. A silver prefect’s badge was glinting on his chest. +He was much taller than Harry, but he, too, had jet- +black hair. + +“Ah, Riddle,” said the headmaster. + +“You wanted to see me, Professor Dippet?” said +Riddle. He looked nervous. + +“Sit down,” said Dippet. “I’ve just been reading the +letter you sent me.” + +“Oh,” said Riddle. He sat down, gripping his hands +together very tightly. + +“My dear boy,” said Dippet kindly, “I cannot possibly +let you stay at school over the summer. Surely you +want to go home for the holidays?” + +“No,” said Riddle at once. “I’d much rather stay at +Hogwarts than go back to that — to that — ” + +“You live in a Muggle orphanage during the holidays, I +believe?” said Dippet curiously. + +“Yes, sir,” said Riddle, reddening slightly. + +“You are Muggle-born?” + + + +Page | 271 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Half-blood, sir,” said Riddle. “Muggle father, witch +mother.” + +“And are both your parents — ?” + +“My mother died just after I was born, sir. They told +me at the orphanage she lived just long enough to +name me — Tom after my father, Marvolo after my +grandfather.” + +Dippet clucked his tongue sympathetically. + +“The thing is, Tom,” he sighed, “special arrangements +might have been made for you, but in the current +circumstances. ...” + +“You mean all these attacks, sir?” said Riddle, and +Harry’s heart leapt, and he moved closer, scared of +missing anything. + +“Precisely,” said the headmaster. “My dear boy, you +must see how foolish it would be of me to allow you to +remain at the castle when term ends. Particularly in +light of the recent tragedy . . . the death of that poor +little girl. ... You will be safer by far at your +orphanage. As a matter of fact, the Ministry of Magic +is even now talking about closing the school. We are +no nearer locating the — er — source of all this +unpleasantness. ...” + +Riddle’s eyes had widened. + +“Sir — if the person was caught — if it all stopped — ” + +“What do you mean?” said Dippet with a squeak in +his voice, sitting up in his chair. “Riddle, do you mean +you know something about these attacks?” + +“No, sir,” said Riddle quickly. + +Page | 272 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Harry was sure it was the same sort of “no” that +he himself had given Dumbledore. + +Dippet sank back, looking faintly disappointed. + +“You may go, Tom. ...” + +Riddle slid off his chair and slouched out of the room. +Harry followed him. + +Down the moving spiral staircase they went, emerging +next to the gargoyle in the darkening corridor. Riddle +stopped, and so did Harry, watching him. Harry could +tell that Riddle was doing some serious thinking. He +was biting his lip, his forehead furrowed. + +Then, as though he had suddenly reached a decision, +he hurried off, Harry gliding noiselessly behind him. +They didn’t see another person until they reached the +entrance hall, when a tall wizard with long, sweeping +auburn hair and a beard called to Riddle from the +marble staircase. + +“What are you doing, wandering around this late, +Tom?” + +Harry gaped at the wizard. He was none other than a +fifty-year-younger Dumbledore. + +“I had to see the headmaster, sir,” said Riddle. + +“Well, hurry off to bed,” said Dumbledore, giving +Riddle exactly the kind of penetrating stare Harry +knew so well. “Best not to roam the corridors these +days. Not since ...” + +He sighed heavily, bade Riddle good night, and strode +off. Riddle watched him walk out of sight and then, + + + +Page | 273 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moving quickly, headed straight down the stone steps +to the dungeons, with Harry in hot pursuit. + +But to Harry’s disappointment, Riddle led him not +into a hidden passageway or a secret tunnel but to +the very dungeon in which Harry had Potions with +Snape. The torches hadn’t been lit, and when Riddle +pushed the door almost closed, Harry could only just +see him, standing stock-still by the door, watching +the passage outside. + +It felt to Harry that they were there for at least an +hour. All he could see was the figure of Riddle at the +door, staring through the crack, waiting like a statue. +And just when Harry had stopped feeling expectant +and tense and started wishing he could return to the +present, he heard something move beyond the door. + +Someone was creeping along the passage. He heard +whoever it was pass the dungeon where he and Riddle +were hidden. Riddle, quiet as a shadow, edged +through the door and followed, Harry tiptoeing behind +him, forgetting that he couldn’t be heard. + +For perhaps five minutes they followed the footsteps, +until Riddle stopped suddenly, his head inclined in +the direction of new noises. Harry heard a door creak +open, and then someone speaking in a hoarse +whisper. + +“C’mon ... gotta get yeh outta here. ... C’mon now ... +in the box ...” + +There was something familiar about that voice. ... + +Riddle suddenly jumped around the corner. Harry +stepped out behind him. He could see the dark +outline of a huge boy who was crouching in front of +an open door, a very large box next to it. + +Page | 274 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ’Evening, Rubeus,” said Riddle sharply. + +The boy slammed the door shut and stood up. + +“What yer doin’ down here, Tom?” + +Riddle stepped closer. + +“It’s all over,” he said. “I’m going to have to turn you +in, Rubeus. They’re talking about closing Hogwarts if +the attacks don’t stop.” + +“What d’yeh — ” + +“I don’t think you meant to kill anyone. But monsters +don’t make good pets. I suppose you just let it out for +exercise and — ” + +“It never killed no one!” said the large boy, backing +against the closed door. From behind him, Harry +could hear a funny rustling and clicking. + +“Come on, Rubeus,” said Riddle, moving yet closer. +“The dead girl’s parents will be here tomorrow. The +least Hogwarts can do is make sure that the thing +that killed their daughter is slaughtered. ...” + +“It wasn’t him!” roared the boy, his voice echoing in +the dark passage. “He wouldn’! He never!” + +“Stand aside,” said Riddle, drawing out his wand. + +His spell lit the corridor with a sudden flaming light. +The door behind the large boy flew open with such +force it knocked him into the wall opposite. And out of +it came something that made Harry let out a long, +piercing scream unheard by anyone — + + + +Page | 275 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A vast, low-slung, hairy body and a tangle of black +legs; a gleam of many eyes and a pair of razor-sharp +pincers — Riddle raised his wand again, but he was +too late. The thing bowled him over as it scuttled +away, tearing up the corridor and out of sight. Riddle +scrambled to his feet, looking after it; he raised his +wand, but the huge boy leapt on him, seized his +wand, and threw him back down, yelling, +“NOOOOOOO!” + +The scene whirled, the darkness became complete; +Harry felt himself falling and, with a crash, he landed +spread-eagled on his four-poster in the Gryffindor +dormitory, Riddle’s diary lying open on his stomach. + +Before he had had time to regain his breath, the +dormitory door opened and Ron came in. + +“There you are,” he said. + +Harry sat up. He was sweating and shaking. + +“What’s up?” said Ron, looking at him with concern. + +“It was Hagrid, Ron. Hagrid opened the Chamber of +Secrets fifty years ago.” + + + +Page | 276 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +CORNELIUS FUDGE + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione had always known that +Hagrid had an unfortunate liking for large and +monstrous creatures. During their first year at +Hogwarts he had tried to raise a dragon in his little +wooden house, and it would be a long time before +they forgot the giant, three-headed dog he’d +christened “Fluffy.” And if, as a boy, Hagrid had heard +that a monster was hidden somewhere in the castle, +Harry was sure he’d have gone to any lengths for a +glimpse of it. He’d probably thought it was a shame +that the monster had been cooped up so long, and +thought it deserved the chance to stretch its many +legs; Harry could just imagine the thirteen-year-old +Hagrid trying to fit a leash and collar on it. But he +was equally certain that Hagrid would never have +meant to kill anybody. + +Harry half wished he hadn’t found out how to work +Riddle’s diary. Again and again Ron and Hermione +made him recount what he’d seen, until he was +heartily sick of telling them and sick of the long, +circular conversations that followed. + +Page | 277 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Riddle might have got the wrong person,” said +Hermione. “Maybe it was some other monster that +was attacking people. ...” + +“How many monsters d’you think this place can +hold?” Ron asked dully. + +“We always knew Hagrid had been expelled,” said +Harry miserably. “And the attacks must’ve stopped +after Hagrid was kicked out. Otherwise, Riddle +wouldn’t have got his award.” + +Ron tried a different tack. + +“Riddle does sound like Percy — who asked him to +squeal on Hagrid, anyway?” + +“But the monster had killed someone, Ron,” said +Hermione. + +“And Riddle was going to go back to some Muggle +orphanage if they closed Hogwarts,” said Harry. “I +don’t blame him for wanting to stay here. ...” + +“You met Hagrid down Knockturn Alley, didn’t you, +Harry?” + +“He was buying a Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent,” said +Harry quickly. + +The three of them fell silent. After a long pause, +Hermione voiced the knottiest question of all in a +hesitant voice. + +“Do you think we should go and ask Hagrid about it +all?” + + + +Page | 278 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’d be a cheerful visit,” said Ron. “ ‘Hello, Hagrid. +Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and +hairy loose in the castle lately?’ ” + +In the end, they decided that they would not say +anything to Hagrid unless there was another attack, +and as more and more days went by with no whisper +from the disembodied voice, they became hopeful that +they would never need to talk to him about why he +had been expelled. It was now nearly four months +since Justin and Nearly Headless Nick had been +Petrified, and nearly everybody seemed to think that +the attacker, whoever it was, had retired for good. +Peeves had finally got bored of his “Oh, Potter, you +rotter” song, Ernie Macmillan asked Harry quite +politely to pass a bucket of leaping toadstools in +Herbology one day, and in March several of the +Mandrakes threw a loud and raucous party in +greenhouse three. This made Professor Sprout very +happy. + +“The moment they start trying to move into each +other’s pots, we’ll know they’re fully mature,” she told +Harry. “Then we’ll be able to revive those poor people +in the hospital wing.” + +The second years were given something new to think +about during their Easter holidays. The time had +come to choose their subjects for the third year, a +matter that Hermione, at least, took very seriously. + +“It could affect our whole future,” she told Harry and +Ron as they pored over lists of new subjects, marking +them with checks. + +“I just want to give up Potions,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 279 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We can’t,” said Ron gloomily. “We keep all our old +subjects, or I’d’ve ditched Defense Against the Dark +Arts.” + +“But that’s very important!” said Hermione, shocked. + +“Not the way Lockhart teaches it,” said Ron. “I haven’t +learned anything from him except not to set pixies +loose.” + +Neville Longbottom had been sent letters from all the +witches and wizards in his family, all giving him +different advice on what to choose. Confused and +worried, he sat reading the subject lists with his +tongue poking out, asking people whether they +thought Arithmancy sounded more difficult than the +study of Ancient Runes. Dean Thomas, who, like +Harry, had grown up with Muggles, ended up closing +his eyes and jabbing his wand at the list, then picking +the subjects it landed on. Hermione took nobody’s +advice but signed up for everything. + +Harry smiled grimly to himself at the thought of what +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia would say if he tried +to discuss his career in wizardry with them. Not that +he didn’t get any guidance: Percy Weasley was eager +to share his experience. + +“Depends where you want to go, Harry,” he said. “It’s +never too early to think about the future, so I’d +recommend Divination. People say Muggle Studies is +a soft option, but I personally think wizards should +have a thorough understanding of the non-magical +community, particularly if they’re thinking of working +in close contact with them — look at my father, he +has to deal with Muggle business all the time. My +brother Charlie was always more of an outdoor type, +so he went for Care of Magical Creatures. Play to your +strengths, Harry.” + +Page | 280 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the only thing Harry felt he was really good at +was Quidditch. In the end, he chose the same new +subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was lousy at them, +at least he’d have someone friendly to help him. + +Gryffindor’s next Quidditch match would be against +Hufflepuff. Wood was insisting on team practices +every night after dinner, so that Harry barely had +time for anything but Quidditch and homework. +However, the training sessions were getting better, or +at least drier, and the evening before Saturday’s +match he went up to his dormitory to drop off his +broomstick feeling Gryffindor’s chances for the +Quidditch Cup had never been better. + +But his cheerful mood didn’t last long. At the top of +the stairs to the dormitory, he met Neville +Longbottom, who was looking frantic. + +“Harry — I don’t know who did it — I just found — ” + +Watching Harry fearfully, Neville pushed open the +door. + +The contents of Harry’s trunk had been thrown +everywhere. His cloak lay ripped on the floor. The +bedclothes had been pulled off his four-poster and the +drawer had been pulled out of his bedside cabinet, +the contents strewn over the mattress. + +Harry walked over to the bed, openmouthed, treading +on a few loose pages of Travels with Trolls. As he and +Neville pulled the blankets back onto his bed, Ron, +Dean, and Seamus came in. Dean swore loudly. + +“What happened, Harry?” + +“No idea,” said Harry. But Ron was examining Harry’s +robes. All the pockets were hanging out. + +Page | 281 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Someone’s been looking for something,” said Ron. “Is +there anything missing?” + +Harry started to pick up all his things and throw +them into his trunk. It was only as he threw the last +of the Lockhart books back into it that he realized +what wasn’t there. + +“Riddle’s diary’s gone,” he said in an undertone to +Ron. + +“What?” + +Harry jerked his head toward the dormitory door and +Ron followed him out. They hurried down to the +Gryffindor common room, which was half-empty, and +joined Hermione, who was sitting alone, reading a +book called Ancient Runes Made Easy. + +Hermione looked aghast at the news. + +“But — only a Gryffindor could have stolen — nobody +else knows our password — ” + +“Exactly,” said Harry. + +They woke the next day to brilliant sunshine and a +light, refreshing breeze. + +“Perfect Quidditch conditions!” said Wood +enthusiastically at the Gryffindor table, loading the +team’s plates with scrambled eggs. “Harry, buck up +there, you need a decent breakfast.” + +Harry had been staring down the packed Gryffindor +table, wondering if the new owner of Riddle’s diary +was right in front of his eyes. Hermione had been +urging him to report the robbery, but Harry didn’t like +the idea. He’d have to tell a teacher all about the +Page | 282 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +diary, and how many people knew why Hagrid had +been expelled fifty years ago? He didn’t want to be the +one who brought it all up again. + +As he left the Great Hall with Ron and Hermione to go +and collect his Quidditch things, another very serious +worry was added to Harry’s growing list. He had just +set foot on the marble staircase when he heard it yet +again — + +“ Kill this time ... let me rip ... tear ...” + +He shouted aloud and Ron and Hermione both +jumped away from him in alarm. + +“The voice!” said Harry, looking over his shoulder. “I +just heard it again — didn’t you?” + +Ron shook his head, wide-eyed. Hermione, however, +clapped a hand to her forehead. + +“Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve +got to go to the library!” + +And she sprinted away, up the stairs. + +“ What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, +still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had +come from. + +“Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head. + +“But why’s she got to go to the library?” + +“Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, +shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.” + +Harry stood, irresolute, trying to catch the voice +again, but people were now emerging from the Great + +Page | 283 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hall behind him, talking loudly, exiting through the +front doors on their way to the Quidditch pitch. + + + +“You’d better get moving,” said Ron. “It’s nearly eleven +— the match — ” + +Harry raced up to Gryffindor Tower, collected his +Nimbus Two Thousand, and joined the large crowd +swarming across the grounds, but his mind was still +in the castle along with the bodiless voice, and as he +pulled on his scarlet robes in the locker room, his +only comfort was that everyone was now outside to +watch the game. + +The teams walked onto the field to tumultuous +applause. Oliver Wood took off for a warm-up flight +around the goal posts; Madam Hooch released the +balls. The Hufflepuffs, who played in canary yellow, +were standing in a huddle, having a last-minute +discussion of tactics. + +Harry was just mounting his broom when Professor +McGonagall came half marching, half running across +the pitch, carrying an enormous purple megaphone. + +Harry’s heart dropped like a stone. + +“This match has been canceled,” Professor +McGonagall called through the megaphone, +addressing the packed stadium. There were boos and +shouts. Oliver Wood, looking devastated, landed and +ran toward Professor McGonagall without getting off +his broomstick. + +“But, Professor!” he shouted. “We’ve got to play — the +Cup — Gryffindor — ” + +Professor McGonagall ignored him and continued to +shout through her megaphone: + +Page | 284 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All students are to make their way back to the House +common rooms, where their Heads of Houses will give +them further information. As quickly as you can, +please!” + +Then she lowered the megaphone and beckoned +Harry over to her. + +“Potter, I think you’d better come with me. ...” + +Wondering how she could possibly suspect him this +time, Harry saw Ron detach himself from the +complaining crowd; he came running up to them as +they set off toward the castle. To Harry’s surprise, +Professor McGonagall didn’t object. + +“Yes, perhaps you’d better come, too, Weasley. ...” + +Some of the students swarming around them were +grumbling about the match being canceled; others +looked worried. Harry and Ron followed Professor +McGonagall back into the school and up the marble +staircase. But they weren’t taken to anybody’s office +this time. + +“This will be a bit of a shock,” said Professor +McGonagall in a surprisingly gentle voice as they +approached the infirmary. “There has been another +attack ... another double attack.” + +Harry’s insides did a horrible somersault. Professor +McGonagall pushed the door open and he and Ron +entered. + +Madam Pomfrey was bending over a sixth-year girl +with long, curly hair. Harry recognized her as the +Ravenclaw they’d accidentally asked for directions to +the Slytherin common room. And on the bed next to +her was — + +Page | 285 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“HermioneY’ Ron groaned. + +Hermione lay utterly still, her eyes open and glassy. + +“They were found near the library,” said Professor +McGonagall. “I don’t suppose either of you can +explain this? It was on the floor next to them. ...” + +She was holding up a small, circular mirror. + +Harry and Ron shook their heads, both staring at +Hermione. + +“I will escort you back to Gryffindor Tower,” said +Professor McGonagall heavily. “I need to address the +students in any case.” + +“All students will return to their House common +rooms by six o’clock in the evening. No student is to +leave the dormitories after that time. You will be +escorted to each lesson by a teacher. No student is to +use the bathroom unaccompanied by a teacher. All +further Quidditch training and matches are to be +postponed. There will be no more evening activities.” + +The Gryffindors packed inside the common room +listened to Professor McGonagall in silence. She rolled +up the parchment from which she had been reading +and said in a somewhat choked voice, “I need hardly +add that I have rarely been so distressed. It is likely +that the school will be closed unless the culprit +behind these attacks is caught. I would urge anyone +who thinks they might know anything about them to +come forward.” + +She climbed somewhat awkwardly out of the portrait +hole, and the Gryffindors began talking immediately. + + + +Page | 286 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s two Gryffindors down, not counting a +Gryffindor ghost, one Ravenclaw, and one Hufflepuff,” +said the Weasley twins’ friend Lee Jordan, counting +on his fingers. “Haven’t any of the teachers noticed +that the Slytherins are all safe? Isn’t it obvious all this +stuff’s coming from Slytherin? The Heir of Slytherin, +the monster of Slytherin — why don’t they just chuck +all the Slytherins out?” he roared, to nods and +scattered applause. + +Percy Weasley was sitting in a chair behind Lee, but +for once he didn’t seem keen to make his views heard. +He was looking pale and stunned. + +“Percy’s in shock,” George told Harry quietly. “That +Ravenclaw girl — Penelope Clearwater — she’s a +prefect. I don’t think he thought the monster would +dare attack a prefect.” + +But Harry was only half-listening. He didn’t seem to +be able to get rid of the picture of Hermione, lying on +the hospital bed as though carved out of stone. And if +the culprit wasn’t caught soon, he was looking at a +lifetime back with the Dursleys. Tom Riddle had +turned Hagrid in because he was faced with the +prospect of a Muggle orphanage if the school closed. +Harry now knew exactly how he had felt. + +“What’re we going to do?” said Ron quietly in Harry’s +ear. “D’you think they suspect Hagrid?” + +“We’ve got to go and talk to him,” said Harry, making +up his mind. “I can’t believe it’s him this time, but if +he set the monster loose last time he’ll know how to +get inside the Chamber of Secrets, and that’s a start.” + +“But McGonagall said we’ve got to stay in our tower +unless we’re in class — ” + + + +Page | 287 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think,” said Harry, more quietly still, “it’s time to +get my dad’s old cloak out again.” + +Harry had inherited just one thing from his father: a +long and silvery Invisibility Cloak. It was their only +chance of sneaking out of the school to visit Hagrid +without anyone knowing about it. They went to bed at +the usual time, waited until Neville, Dean, and +Seamus had stopped discussing the Chamber of +Secrets and finally fallen asleep, then got up, dressed +again, and threw the cloak over themselves. + +The journey through the dark and deserted castle +corridors wasn’t enjoyable. Harry, who had wandered +the castle at night several times before, had never +seen it so crowded after sunset. Teachers, prefects, +and ghosts were marching the corridors in pairs, +staring around for any unusual activity. Their +Invisibility Cloak didn’t stop them making any noise, +and there was a particularly tense moment when Ron +stubbed his toe only yards from the spot where Snape +stood standing guard. Thankfully, Snape sneezed at +almost exactly the moment Ron swore. It was with +relief that they reached the oak front doors and eased +them open. + +It was a clear, starry night. They hurried toward the +lit windows of Hagrid ’s house and pulled off the cloak +only when they were right outside his front door. + +Seconds after they had knocked, Hagrid flung it open. +They found themselves face-to-face with him aiming a +crossbow at them. Fang the boarhound barked loudly +behind him. + +“Oh,” he said, lowering the weapon and staring at +them. “What ’re you two doin’ here?” + + + +Page | 288 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s that for?” said Harry, pointing at the +crossbow as they stepped inside. + + + +“Nothin’ — nothin’ — “ Hagrid muttered. “I’ve bin +expectin’ — doesn’ matter — Sit down — I’ll make tea + + + +He hardly seemed to know what he was doing. He +nearly extinguished the fire, spilling water from the +kettle on it, and then smashed the teapot with a +nervous jerk of his massive hand. + +“Are you okay, Hagrid?” said Harry. “Did you hear +about Hermione?” + +“Oh, I heard, all righ’,” said Hagrid, a slight break in +his voice. + +He kept glancing nervously at the windows. He +poured them both large mugs of boiling water (he had +forgotten to add tea bags) and was just putting a slab +of fruitcake on a plate when there was a loud knock +on the door. + +Hagrid dropped the fruitcake. Harry and Ron +exchanged panic-stricken looks, then threw the +Invisibility Cloak back over themselves and retreated +into a corner. Hagrid checked that they were hidden, +seized his crossbow, and flung open his door once +more. + +“Good evening, Hagrid.” + +It was Dumbledore. He entered, looking deadly +serious, and was followed by a second, very odd- +looking man. + +The stranger had rumpled gray hair and an anxious +expression, and was wearing a strange mixture of + +Page | 289 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clothes: a pinstriped suit, a scarlet tie, a long black +cloak, and pointed purple boots. Under his arm he +carried a lime-green bowler. + +“That’s Dad’s boss!” Ron breathed. “Cornelius Fudge, +the Minister of Magic!” + +Harry elbowed Ron hard to make him shut up. + +Hagrid had gone pale and sweaty. He dropped into +one of his chairs and looked from Dumbledore to +Cornelius Fudge. + +“Bad business, Hagrid,” said Fudge in rather clipped +tones. “Very bad business. Had to come. Four attacks +on Muggle-borns. Things’ve gone far enough. +Ministry’s got to act.” + +“I never,” said Hagrid, looking imploringly at +Dumbledore. “You know I never, Professor +Dumbledore, sir — ” + +“I want it understood, Cornelius, that Hagrid has my +full confidence,” said Dumbledore, frowning at Fudge. + +“Look, Albus,” said Fudge, uncomfortably. “Hagrid’s +record’s against him. Ministry’s got to do something +— the school governors have been in touch — ” + +“Yet again, Cornelius, I tell you that taking Hagrid +away will not help in the slightest,” said Dumbledore. +His blue eyes were full of a fire Harry had never seen +before. + +“Look at it from my point of view,” said Fudge, +fidgeting with his bowler. “I’m under a lot of pressure. +Got to be seen to be doing something. If it turns out it +wasn’t Hagrid, he’ll be back and no more said. But + + + +Page | 290 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I’ve got to take him. Got to. Wouldn’t be doing my +duty — ” + +“Take me?” said Hagrid, who was trembling. “Take me +where?” + +“For a short stretch only,” said Fudge, not meeting +Hagrid ’s eyes. “Not a punishment, Hagrid, more a +precaution. If someone else is caught, you’ll be let out +with a full apology — ” + +“Not Azkaban?” croaked Hagrid. + +Before Fudge could answer, there was another loud +rap on the door. + +Dumbledore answered it. It was Harry’s turn for an +elbow in the ribs; he’d let out an audible gasp. + +Mr. Lucius Malfoy strode into Hagrid’s hut, swathed +in a long black traveling cloak, smiling a cold and +satisfied smile. Fang started to growl. + +“Already here, Fudge,” he said approvingly. “Good, +good...” + +“What’re you doin’ here?” said Hagrid furiously. “Get +outta my house!” + +“My dear man, please believe me, I have no pleasure +at all in being inside your — er — d’you call this a +house?” said Lucius Malfoy, sneering as he looked +around the small cabin. “I simply called at the school +and was told that the headmaster was here.” + +“And what exactly did you want with me, Lucius?” +said Dumbledore. He spoke politely, but the fire was +still blazing in his blue eyes. + + + +Page | 291 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Dreadful thing, Dumbledore,” said Malfoy lazily, +taking out a long roll of parchment, “but the +governors feel it’s time for you to step aside. This is +an Order of Suspension — you’ll find all twelve +signatures on it. I’m afraid we feel you’re losing your +touch. How many attacks have there been now? Two +more this afternoon, wasn’t it? At this rate, there’ll be +no Muggle-borns left at Hogwarts, and we all know +what an awful loss that would be to the school.” + +“Oh, now, see here, Lucius,” said Fudge, looking +alarmed, “Dumbledore suspended — no, no — last +thing we want just now — ” + +“The appointment — or suspension — of the +headmaster is a matter for the governors, Fudge,” +said Mr. Malfoy smoothly. “And as Dumbledore has +failed to stop these attacks — ” + +“See here, Malfoy, if Dumbledore can’t stop them,” +said Fudge, whose upper lip was sweating now, “I +mean to say, who can?” + +“That remains to be seen,” said Mr. Malfoy with a +nasty smile. “But as all twelve of us have voted — ” + +Hagrid leapt to his feet, his shaggy black head grazing +the ceiling. + +“An’ how many did yeh have ter threaten an’ +blackmail before they agreed, Malfoy, eh?” he roared. + +“Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead +you into trouble one of these days, Hagrid,” said Mr. +Malfoy. “I would advise you not to shout at the +Azkaban guards like that. They won’t like it at all.” + +“Yeh can’ take Dumbledore!” yelled Hagrid, making +Fang the boarhound cower and whimper in his + +Page | 292 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +basket. “Take him away, an’ the Muggle-borns won’ +stand a chance! There’ll be killin’ next!” + +“Calm yourself, Hagrid,” said Dumbledore sharply. He +looked at Lucius Malfoy. + +“If the governors want my removal, Lucius, I shall of +course step aside — ” + +“But — ” stuttered Fudge. + +“iVo!” growled Hagrid. + +Dumbledore had not taken his bright blue eyes off +Lucius Malfoy’s cold gray ones. + +“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly +and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, +“you will find that I will only truly have left this school +when none here are loyal to me. You will also find +that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those +who ask for it.” + +For a second, Harry was almost sure Dumbledore’s +eyes flickered toward the corner where he and Ron +stood hidden. + +“Admirable sentiments,” said Malfoy, bowing. “We +shall all miss your — er — highly individual way of +running things, Albus, and only hope that your +successor will manage to prevent any — ah — killins.” + +He strode to the cabin door, opened it, and bowed +Dumbledore out. Fudge, fiddling with his bowler, +waited for Hagrid to go ahead of him, but Hagrid +stood his ground, took a deep breath, and said +carefully, “If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, +all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. +That’d lead ’em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.” + +Page | 293 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fudge stared at him in amazement. + + + +“All right, I’m cornin’,” said Hagrid, pulling on his +moleskin overcoat. But as he was about to follow +Fudge through the door, he stopped again and said +loudly, “An’ someone’ll need ter feed Fang while I’m +away.” + +The door banged shut and Ron pulled off the +Invisibility Cloak. + +“We’re in trouble now,” he said hoarsely. “No +Dumbledore. They might as well close the school +tonight. There’ll be an attack a day with him gone.” + +Fang started howling, scratching at the closed door. + + + +Page | 294 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +ARAGOG + +Summer was creeping over the grounds around the +castle; sky and lake alike turned periwinkle blue and +flowers large as cabbages burst into bloom in the +greenhouses. But with no Hagrid visible from the +castle windows, striding the grounds with Fang at his +heels, the scene didn’t look right to Harry; no better, +in fact, than the inside of the castle, where things +were so horribly wrong. + +Harry and Ron had tried to visit Hermione, but +visitors were now barred from the hospital wing. + +“We’re taking no more chances,” Madam Pomfrey told +them severely through a crack in the infirmary door. +“No, I’m sorry, there’s every chance the attacker might +come back to finish these people off. ...” + +With Dumbledore gone, fear had spread as never +before, so that the sun warming the castle walls +outside seemed to stop at the mullioned windows. +There was barely a face to be seen in the school that +didn’t look worried and tense, and any laughter that + +Page | 295 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +rang through the corridors sounded shrill and +unnatural and was quickly stifled. + + + +Harry constantly repeated Dumbledore’s final words +to himself. “I will only truly have left this school when +none here are loyal to me. . . . Help will always be given +at Hog warts to those who ask for it.” But what good +were these words? Who exactly were they supposed to +ask for help, when everyone was just as confused and +scared as they were? + +Hagrid’s hint about the spiders was far easier to +understand — the trouble was, there didn’t seem to +be a single spider left in the castle to follow. Harry +looked everywhere he went, helped (rather reluctantly) +by Ron. They were hampered, of course, by the fact +that they weren’t allowed to wander off on their own +but had to move around the castle in a pack with the +other Gryffindors. Most of their fellow students +seemed glad that they were being shepherded from +class to class by teachers, but Harry found it very +irksome. + +One person, however, seemed to be thoroughly +enjoying the atmosphere of terror and suspicion. + +Draco Malfoy was strutting around the school as +though he had just been appointed Head Boy. Harry +didn’t realize what he was so pleased about until the +Potions lesson about two weeks after Dumbledore and +Hagrid had left, when, sitting right behind Malfoy, +Harry overheard him gloating to Crabbe and Goyle. + +“I always thought Father might be the one who got rid +of Dumbledore,” he said, not troubling to keep his +voice down. “I told you he thinks Dumbledore’s the +worst headmaster the school’s ever had. Maybe we’ll +get a decent headmaster now. Someone who won’t +want the Chamber of Secrets closed. McGonagall +won’t last long, she’s only filling in. ...” + +Page | 296 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape swept past Harry, making no comment about +Hermione’s empty seat and cauldron. + +“Sir,” said Malfoy loudly. “Sir, why don’t you apply for +the headmaster’s job?” + +“Now, now, Malfoy,” said Snape, though he couldn’t +suppress a thin-lipped smile. “Professor Dumbledore +has only been suspended by the governors. I daresay +he’ll be back with us soon enough.” + +“Yeah, right,” said Malfoy, smirking. “I expect you’d +have Father’s vote, sir, if you wanted to apply for the +job — I’ll tell Father you’re the best teacher here, sir + + + +Snape smirked as he swept off around the dungeon, +fortunately not spotting Seamus Finnigan, who was +pretending to vomit into his cauldron. + +“I’m quite surprised the Mudbloods haven’t all packed +their bags by now,” Malfoy went on. “Bet you five +Galleons the next one dies. Pity it wasn’t Granger — ” + +The bell rang at that moment, which was lucky; at +Malfoy’s last words, Ron had leapt off his stool, and in +the scramble to collect bags and books, his attempts +to reach Malfoy went unnoticed. + +“Let me at him,” Ron growled as Harry and Dean +hung onto his arms. “I don’t care, I don’t need my +wand, I’m going to kill him with my bare hands — ” + +“Hurry up, I’ve got to take you all to Herbology,” +barked Snape over the class’s heads, and off they +marched, with Harry, Ron, and Dean bringing up the +rear, Ron still trying to get loose. It was only safe to +let go of him when Snape had seen them out of the + + + +Page | 297 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +castle and they were making their way across the +vegetable patch toward the greenhouses. + +The Herbology class was very subdued; there were +now two missing from their number, Justin and +Hermione. + +Professor Sprout set them all to work pruning the +Abyssinian Shrivelfigs. Harry went to tip an armful of +withered stalks onto the compost heap and found +himself face-to-face with Ernie Macmillan. Ernie took +a deep breath and said, very formally, “I just want to +say, Harry, that I’m sorry I ever suspected you. I +know you’d never attack Hermione Granger, and I +apologize for all the stuff I said. We’re all in the same +boat now, and, well — ” + +He held out a pudgy hand, and Harry shook it. + +Ernie and his friend Hannah came to work at the +same Shrivelfig as Harry and Ron. + +“That Draco Malfoy character,” said Ernie, breaking +off dead twigs, “he seems very pleased about all this, +doesn’t he? D’you know, I think he might be +Slytherin’s heir.” + +“That’s clever of you,” said Ron, who didn’t seem to +have forgiven Ernie as readily as Harry. + +“Do you think it’s Malfoy, Harry?” Ernie asked. + +“No,” said Harry, so firmly that Ernie and Hannah +stared. + +A second later, Harry spotted something. + +Several large spiders were scuttling over the ground +on the other side of the glass, moving in an + +Page | 298 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +unnaturally straight line as though taking the +shortest route to a prearranged meeting. Harry hit +Ron over the hand with his pruning shears. + +“Ouch\ What ’re you — ” + +Harry pointed out the spiders, following their progress +with his eyes screwed up against the sun. + +“Oh, yeah,” said Ron, trying, and failing, to look +pleased. “But we can’t follow them now — ” + +Ernie and Hannah were listening curiously. + +Harry’s eyes narrowed as he focused on the spiders. If +they pursued their fixed course, there could be no +doubt about where they would end up. + +“Looks like they’re heading for the Forbidden Forest. + + + +And Ron looked even unhappier about that. + +At the end of the lesson Professor Sprout escorted the +class to their Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson. +Harry and Ron lagged behind the others so they could +talk out of earshot. + +“Well have to use the Invisibility Cloak again,” Harry +told Ron. “We can take Fang with us. He’s used to +going into the forest with Hagrid, he might be some +help.” + +“Right,” said Ron, who was twirling his wand +nervously in his fingers. “Er — aren’t there — aren’t +there supposed to be werewolves in the forest?” he +added as they took their usual places at the back of +Lockhart’s classroom. + + + +Page | 299 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Preferring not to answer that question, Harry said, +“There are good things in there, too. The centaurs are +all right, and the unicorns ...” + +Ron had never been into the Forbidden Forest before. +Harry had entered it only once and had hoped never +to do so again. + +Lockhart bounded into the room and the class stared +at him. Every other teacher in the place was looking +grimmer than usual, but Lockhart appeared nothing +short of buoyant. + +“Come now,” he cried, beaming around him. “Why all +these long faces?” + +People swapped exasperated looks, but nobody +answered. + +“Don’t you people realize,” said Lockhart, speaking +slowly, as though they were all a bit dim, “the danger +has passed! The culprit has been taken away — ” + +“Says who?” said Dean Thomas loudly. + +“My dear young man, the Minister of Magic wouldn’t +have taken Hagrid if he hadn’t been one hundred +percent sure that he was guilty,” said Lockhart, in the +tone of someone explaining that one and one made +two. + +“Oh, yes he would,” said Ron, even more loudly than +Dean. + +“I flatter myself I know a touch more about Hagrid ’s +arrest than you do, Mr. Weasley,” said Lockhart in a +self-satisfied tone. + + + +Page | 300 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron started to say that he didn’t think so, somehow, +but stopped in midsentence when Harry kicked him +hard under the desk. + + + +“We weren’t there, remember?” Harry muttered. + +But Lockhart’s disgusting cheeriness, his hints that +he had always thought Hagrid was no good, his +confidence that the whole business was now at an +end, irritated Harry so much that he yearned to throw +Gadding with Ghouls right in Lockhart’s stupid face. +Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to +Ron: Let’s do it tonight + +Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked +sideways at the empty seat usually filled by +Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and +he nodded. + + + +The Gryffindor common room was always very +crowded these days, because from six o’clock onward +the Gryffindors had nowhere else to go. They also had +plenty to talk about, with the result that the common +room often didn’t empty until past midnight. + +Harry went to get the Invisibility Cloak out of his +trunk right after dinner, and spent the evening sitting +on it, waiting for the room to clear. Fred and George +challenged Harry and Ron to a few games of +Exploding Snap, and Ginny sat watching them, very +subdued in Hermione ’s usual chair. Harry and Ron +kept losing on purpose, trying to finish the games +quickly, but even so, it was well past midnight when +Fred, George, and Ginny finally went to bed. + +Harry and Ron waited for the distant sounds of two +dormitory doors closing before seizing the cloak, + +Page | 301 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +throwing it over themselves, and climbing through the +portrait hole. + +It was another difficult journey through the castle, +dodging all the teachers. At last they reached the +entrance hall, slid back the lock on the oak front +doors, squeezed between them, trying to stop any +creaking, and stepped out into the moonlit grounds. + +�� ’Course,” said Ron abruptly as they strode across +the black grass, “we might get to the forest and find +there’s nothing to follow. Those spiders might not’ve +been going there at all. I know it looked like they were +moving in that sort of general direction, but ...” + +His voice trailed away hopefully. + +They reached Hagrid’s house, sad and sorry-looking +with its blank windows. When Harry pushed the door +open, Fang went mad with joy at the sight of them. +Worried he might wake everyone at the castle with his +deep, booming barks, they hastily fed him treacle +toffee from a tin on the mantelpiece, which glued his +teeth together. + +Harry left the Invisibility Cloak on Hagrid’s table. +There would be no need for it in the pitch-dark forest. + +“C’mon, Fang, we’re going for a walk,” said Harry, +patting his leg, and Fang bounded happily out of the +house behind them, dashed to the edge of the forest, +and lifted his leg against a large sycamore tree. + +Harry took out his wand, murmured, “Lumos\” and a +tiny light appeared at the end of it, just enough to let +them watch the path for signs of spiders. + +“Good thinking,” said Ron. “I’d light mine, too, but +you know — it’d probably blow up or something. ...” + +Page | 302 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry tapped Ron on the shoulder, pointing at the +grass. Two solitary spiders were hurrying away from +the wandlight into the shade of the trees. + +“Okay,” Ron sighed as though resigned to the worst, +“I’m ready. Let’s go.” + +So, with Fang scampering around them, sniffing tree +roots and leaves, they entered the forest. By the glow +of Harry’s wand, they followed the steady trickle of +spiders moving along the path. They walked behind +them for about twenty minutes, not speaking, +listening hard for noises other than breaking twigs +and rustling leaves. Then, when the trees had become +thicker than ever, so that the stars overhead were no +longer visible, and Harry’s wand shone alone in the +sea of dark, they saw their spider guides leaving the +path. + +Harry paused, trying to see where the spiders were +going, but everything outside his little sphere of light +was pitch-black. He had never been this deep into the +forest before. He could vividly remember Hagrid +advising him not to leave the forest path last time +he’d been in here. But Hagrid was miles away now, +probably sitting in a cell in Azkaban, and he had also +said to follow the spiders. + +Something wet touched Harry’s hand and he jumped +backward, crushing Ron’s foot, but it was only Fang’s +nose. + +“What d’you reckon?” Harry said to Ron, whose eyes +he could just make out, reflecting the light from his +wand. + +“We’ve come this far,” said Ron. + + + +Page | 303 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +So they followed the darting shadows of the spiders +into the trees. They couldn’t move very quickly now; +there were tree roots and stumps in their way, barely +visible in the near blackness. Harry could feel Fang’s +hot breath on his hand. More than once, they had to +stop, so that Harry could crouch down and find the +spiders in the wandlight. + +They walked for what seemed like at least half an +hour, their robes snagging on low-slung branches and +brambles. After a while, they noticed that the ground +seemed to be sloping downward, though the trees +were as thick as ever. + +Then Fang suddenly let loose a great, echoing bark, +making both Harry and Ron jump out of their skins. + +“What?” said Ron loudly, looking around into the +pitch-dark, and gripping Harry’s elbow very hard. + +“There’s something moving over there,” Harry +breathed. “Listen ... sounds like something big. ...” + +They listened. Some distance to their right, the +something big was snapping branches as it carved a +path through the trees. + +“Oh, no,” said Ron. “Oh, no, oh, no, oh — ” + +“Shut up,” said Harry frantically. “It’ll hear you.” + +“Hear me?” said Ron in an unnaturally high voice. + +“It’s already heard Fang!” + +The darkness seemed to be pressing on their eyeballs +as they stood, terrified, waiting. There was a strange +rumbling noise and then silence. + +“What d’you think it’s doing?” said Harry. + +Page | 304 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Probably getting ready to pounce,” said Ron. + +They waited, shivering, hardly daring to move. + +“D’you think it’s gone?” Harry whispered. + +“Dunno — ” + +Then, to their right, came a sudden blaze of light, so +bright in the darkness that both of them flung up +their hands to shield their eyes. Fang yelped and tried +to run, but got lodged in a tangle of thorns and yelped +even louder. + +“Harry!” Ron shouted, his voice breaking with relief. +“Harry, it’s our car!” + +“What?” + +“Come on!” + +Harry blundered after Ron toward the light, stumbling +and tripping, and a moment later they had emerged +into a clearing. + +Mr. Weasley’s car was standing, empty, in the middle +of a circle of thick trees under a roof of dense +branches, its headlights ablaze. As Ron walked, +openmouthed, toward it, it moved slowly toward him, +exactly like a large, turquoise dog greeting its owner. + +“It’s been here all the time!” said Ron delightedly, +walking around the car. “Look at it. The forest’s +turned it wild. ...” + +The sides of the car were scratched and smeared with +mud. Apparently it had taken to trundling around the +forest on its own. Fang didn’t seem at all keen on it; +he kept close to Harry, who could feel him quivering. + +Page | 305 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His breathing slowing down again, Harry stuffed his +wand back into his robes. + +“And we thought it was going to attack us!” said Ron, +leaning against the car and patting it. “I wondered +where it had gone!” + +Harry squinted around on the floodlit ground for +signs of more spiders, but they had all scuttled away +from the glare of the headlights. + +“We’ve lost the trail,” he said. “C’mon, let’s go and find +them.” + +Ron didn’t speak. He didn’t move. His eyes were fixed +on a point some ten feet above the forest floor, right +behind Harry. His face was livid with terror. + +Harry didn’t even have time to turn around. There +was a loud clicking noise and suddenly he felt +something long and hairy seize him around the +middle and lift him off the ground, so that he was +hanging facedown. Struggling, terrified, he heard +more clicking, and saw Ron’s legs leave the ground, +too, heard Fang whimpering and howling — next +moment, he was being swept away into the dark +trees. + +Head hanging, Harry saw that what had hold of him +was marching on six immensely long, hairy legs, the +front two clutching him tightly below a pair of shining +black pincers. Behind him, he could hear another of +the creatures, no doubt carrying Ron. They were +moving into the very heart of the forest. Harry could +hear Fang fighting to free himself from a third +monster, whining loudly, but Harry couldn’t have +yelled even if he had wanted to; he seemed to have left +his voice back with the car in the clearing. + + + +Page | 306 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He never knew how long he was in the creature’s +clutches; he only knew that the darkness suddenly +lifted enough for him to see that the leaf-strewn +ground was now swarming with spiders. Craning his +neck sideways, he realized that they had reached the +ridge of a vast hollow, a hollow that had been cleared +of trees, so that the stars shone brightly onto the +worst scene he had ever laid eyes on. + +Spiders. Not tiny spiders like those surging over the +leaves below. Spiders the size of carthorses, eight- +eyed, eight-legged, black, hairy, gigantic. The massive +specimen that was carrying Harry made its way down +the steep slope toward a misty, domed web in the very +center of the hollow, while its fellows closed in all +around it, clicking their pincers excitedly at the sight +of its load. + +Harry fell to the ground on all fours as the spider +released him. Ron and Fang thudded down next to +him. Fang wasn’t howling anymore, but cowering +silently on the spot. Ron looked exactly like Harry felt. +His mouth was stretched wide in a kind of silent +scream and his eyes were popping. + +Harry suddenly realized that the spider that had +dropped him was saying something. It had been hard +to tell, because he clicked his pincers with every word +he spoke. + +“Aragog!” it called. “Aragog!” + +And from the middle of the misty, domed web, a +spider the size of a small elephant emerged, very +slowly. There was gray in the black of his body and +legs, and each of the eyes on his ugly, pincered head +was milky white. He was blind. + +“What is it?” he said, clicking his pincers rapidly. + +Page | 307 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Men,” clicked the spider who had caught Harry. + + + +“Is it Hagrid?” said Aragog, moving closer, his eight +milky eyes wandering vaguely. + +“Strangers,” clicked the spider who had brought Ron. +“Kill them,” clicked Aragog fretfully. “I was sleeping. + + + +“We’re friends of Hagrid ’s,” Harry shouted. His heart +seemed to have left his chest to pound in his throat. + +Click, click, click went the pincers of the spiders all +around the hollow. + +Aragog paused. + +“Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before,” +he said slowly. + +“Hagrid’s in trouble,” said Harry, breathing very fast. +“That’s why we’ve come.” + +“In trouble?” said the aged spider, and Harry thought +he heard concern beneath the clicking pincers. “But +why has he sent you?” + +Harry thought of getting to his feet but decided +against it; he didn’t think his legs would support him. +So he spoke from the ground, as calmly as he could. + +“They think, up at the school, that Hagrid’s been +setting a — a — something on students. They’ve +taken him to Azkaban.” + +Aragog clicked his pincers furiously, and all around +the hollow the sound was echoed by the crowd of + +Page | 308 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spiders; it was like applause, except applause didn’t +usually make Harry feel sick with fear. + +“But that was years ago,” said Aragog fretfully. “Years +and years ago. I remember it well. That’s why they +made him leave the school. They believed that I was +the monster that dwells in what they call the +Chamber of Secrets. They thought that Hagrid had +opened the Chamber and set me free.” + +“And you ... you didn’t come from the Chamber of +Secrets?” said Harry, who could feel cold sweat on his +forehead. + +“I!” said Aragog, clicking angrily. “I was not born in +the castle. I come from a distant land. A traveler gave +me to Hagrid when I was an egg. Hagrid was only a +boy, but he cared for me, hidden in a cupboard in the +castle, feeding me on scraps from the table. Hagrid is +my good friend, and a good man. When I was +discovered, and blamed for the death of a girl, he +protected me. I have lived here in the forest ever +since, where Hagrid still visits me. He even found me +a wife, Mosag, and you see how our family has grown, +all through Hagrid ’s goodness. ...” + +Harry summoned what remained of his courage. + +“So you never — never attacked anyone?” + +“Never,” croaked the old spider. “It would have been +my instinct, but out of respect for Hagrid, I never +harmed a human. The body of the girl who was killed +was discovered in a bathroom. I never saw any part of +the castle but the cupboard in which I grew up. Our +kind like the dark and the quiet. ...” + + + +Page | 309 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But then . . . Do you know what did kill that girl?” +said Harry. “Because whatever it is, it’s back and +attacking people again — ” + +His words were drowned by a loud outbreak of +clicking and the rustling of many long legs shifting +angrily; large black shapes shifted all around him. + +“The thing that lives in the castle,” said Aragog, “is an +ancient creature we spiders fear above all others. Well +do I remember how I pleaded with Hagrid to let me go, +when I sensed the beast moving about the school.” + +“What is it?” said Harry urgently. + +More loud clicking, more rustling; the spiders seemed +to be closing in. + +“We do not speak of it!” said Aragog fiercely. “We do +not name it! I never even told Hagrid the name of that +dread creature, though he asked me, many times.” + +Harry didn’t want to press the subject, not with the +spiders pressing closer on all sides. Aragog seemed to +be tired of talking. He was backing slowly into his +domed web, but his fellow spiders continued to inch +slowly toward Harry and Ron. + +“Well just go, then,” Harry called desperately to +Aragog, hearing leaves rustling behind him. + +“Go?” said Aragog slowly. “I think not. ...” + +“But — but — ” + +“My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid, on my +command. But I cannot deny them fresh meat, when +it wanders so willingly into our midst. Good-bye, +friend of Hagrid.” + +Page | 310 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry spun around. Feet away, towering above him, +was a solid wall of spiders, clicking, their many eyes +gleaming in their ugly black heads. + +Even as he reached for his wand, Harry knew it was +no good, there were too many of them, but as he tried +to stand, ready to die fighting, a loud, long note +sounded, and a blaze of light flamed through the +hollow. + +Mr. Weasley’s car was thundering down the slope, +headlights glaring, its horn screeching, knocking +spiders aside; several were thrown onto their backs, +their endless legs waving in the air. The car screeched +to a halt in front of Harry and Ron and the doors flew +open. + +“Get Fang!” Harry yelled, diving into the front seat; + +Ron seized the boarhound around the middle and +threw him, yelping, into the back of the car — the +doors slammed shut — Ron didn’t touch the +accelerator but the car didn’t need him; the engine +roared and they were off, hitting more spiders. They +sped up the slope, out of the hollow, and they were +soon crashing through the forest, branches whipping +the windows as the car wound its way cleverly +through the widest gaps, following a path it obviously +knew. + +Harry looked sideways at Ron. His mouth was still +open in the silent scream, but his eyes weren’t +popping anymore. + +“Are you okay?” + +Ron stared straight ahead, unable to speak. + +They smashed their way through the undergrowth, +Fang howling loudly in the back seat, and Harry saw + +Page | 311 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the side mirror snap off as they squeezed past a large +oak. After ten noisy, rocky minutes, the trees thinned, +and Harry could again see patches of sky. + +The car stopped so suddenly that they were nearly +thrown into the windshield. They had reached the +edge of the forest. Fang flung himself at the window in +his anxiety to get out, and when Harry opened the +door, he shot off through the trees to Hagrid’s house, +tail between his legs. Harry got out too, and after a +minute or so, Ron seemed to regain the feeling in his +limbs and followed, still stiff-necked and staring. + +Harry gave the car a grateful pat as it reversed back +into the forest and disappeared from view. + +Harry went back into Hagrid’s cabin to get the +Invisibility Cloak. Fang was trembling under a +blanket in his basket. When Harry got outside again, +he found Ron being violently sick in the pumpkin +patch. + +“Follow the spiders,” said Ron weakly, wiping his +mouth on his sleeve. “I’ll never forgive Hagrid. We’re +lucky to be alive.” + +“I bet he thought Aragog wouldn’t hurt friends of his,” +said Harry. + +“That’s exactly Hagrid’s problem!” said Ron, thumping +the wall of the cabin. “He always thinks monsters +aren’t as bad as they’re made out, and look where it’s +got him! A cell in Azkaban!” He was shivering +uncontrollably now. “What was the point of sending +us in there? What have we found out, I’d like to +know?” + +“That Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets,” +said Harry, throwing the cloak over Ron and prodding +him in the arm to make him walk. “He was innocent.” + +Page | 312 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron gave a loud snort. Evidently, hatching Aragog in +a cupboard wasn’t his idea of being innocent. + +As the castle loomed nearer Harry twitched the cloak +to make sure their feet were hidden, then pushed the +creaking front doors ajar. They walked carefully back +across the entrance hall and up the marble staircase, +holding their breath as they passed corridors where +watchful sentries were walking. At last they reached +the safety of the Gryffindor common room, where the +fire had burned itself into glowing ash. They took off +the cloak and climbed the winding stair to their +dormitory. + +Ron fell onto his bed without bothering to get +undressed. Harry, however, didn’t feel very sleepy. He +sat on the edge of his fourposter, thinking hard about +everything Aragog had said. + +The creature that was lurking somewhere in the +castle, he thought, sounded like a sort of monster +Voldemort — even other monsters didn’t want to +name it. But he and Ron were no closer to finding out +what it was, or how it Petrified its victims. Even +Hagrid had never known what was in the Chamber of +Secrets. + +Harry swung his legs up onto his bed and leaned +back against his pillows, watching the moon glinting +at him through the tower window. + +He couldn’t see what else they could do. They had hit +dead ends everywhere. Riddle had caught the wrong +person, the Heir of Slytherin had got off, and no one +could tell whether it was the same person, or a +different one, who had opened the Chamber this time. +There was nobody else to ask. Harry lay down, still +thinking about what Aragog had said. + + + +Page | 313 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He was becoming drowsy when what seemed like +their very last hope occurred to him, and he suddenly +sat bolt upright. + +“Ron,” he hissed through the dark, “Ron — ” + +Ron woke with a yelp like Fang’s, stared wildly +around, and saw Harry. + +“Ron — that girl who died. Aragog said she was found +in a bathroom,” said Harry, ignoring Neville’s +snuffling snores from the corner. “What if she never +left the bathroom? What if she’s still there?” + +Ron rubbed his eyes, frowning through the moonlight. +And then he understood, too. + +“You don’t think — not Moaning Myrtle ?” + + + +Page | 314 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS + +All those times we were in that bathroom, and she +was just three toilets away,” said Ron bitterly at +breakfast next day, “and we could’ve asked her, and +now ...” + +It had been hard enough trying to look for spiders. +Escaping their teachers long enough to sneak into a +girls’ bathroom, the girls’ bathroom, moreover, right +next to the scene of the first attack, was going to be +almost impossible. + +But something happened in their first lesson, +Transfiguration, that drove the Chamber of Secrets +out of their minds for the first time in weeks. Ten +minutes into the class, Professor McGonagall told +them that their exams would start on the first of +June, one week from today. + +“Exams?” howled Seamus Finnigan. “We’re still +getting exams?” + + + +Page | 315 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +There was a loud bang behind Harry as Neville +Longbottom’s wand slipped, vanishing one of the legs +on his desk. Professor McGonagall restored it with a +wave of her own wand, and turned, frowning, to +Seamus. + +“The whole point of keeping the school open at this +time is for you to receive your education,” she said +sternly. “The exams will therefore take place as usual, +and I trust you are all studying hard.” + +Studying hard! It had never occurred to Harry that +there would be exams with the castle in this state. +There was a great deal of mutinous muttering around +the room, which made Professor McGonagall scowl +even more darkly. + +“Professor Dumbledore’s instructions were to keep the +school running as normally as possible,” she said. +“And that, I need hardly point out, means finding out +how much you have learned this year.” + +Harry looked down at the pair of white rabbits he was +supposed to be turning into slippers. What had he +learned so far this year? He couldn’t seem to think of +anything that would be useful in an exam. + +Ron looked as though he’d just been told he had to go +and live in the Forbidden Forest. + +“Can you imagine me taking exams with this?” he +asked Harry, holding up his wand, which had just +started whistling loudly. + +Three days before their first exam, Professor +McGonagall made another announcement at +breakfast. + + + +Page | 316 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I have good news,” she said, and the Great Hall, +instead of falling silent, erupted. + +“Dumbledore’s coming back!” several people yelled +joyfully. + +“You’ve caught the Heir of Slytherin!” squealed a girl +at the Ravenclaw table. + +“Quidditch matches are back on!” roared Wood +excitedly. + +When the hubbub had subsided, Professor +McGonagall said, “Professor Sprout has informed me +that the Mandrakes are ready for cutting at last. +Tonight, we will be able to revive those people who +have been Petrified. I need hardly remind you all that +one of them may well be able to tell us who, or what, +attacked them. I am hopeful that this dreadful year +will end with our catching the culprit.” + +There was an explosion of cheering. Harry looked over +at the Slytherin table and wasn’t at all surprised to +see that Draco Malfoy hadn’t joined in. Ron, however, +was looking happier than he’d looked in days. + +“It won’t matter that we never asked Myrtle, then!” he +said to Harry. “Hermione’ll probably have all the +answers when they wake her up! Mind you, she’ll go +crazy when she finds out we’ve got exams in three +days’ time. She hasn’t studied. It might be kinder to +leave her where she is till they’re over.” + +Just then, Ginny Weasley came over and sat down +next to Ron. She looked tense and nervous, and Harry +noticed that her hands were twisting in her lap. + +“What’s up?” said Ron, helping himself to more +porridge. + +Page | 317 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ginny didn’t say anything, but glanced up and down +the Gryffindor table with a scared look on her face +that reminded Harry of someone, though he couldn’t +think who. + +“Spit it out,” said Ron, watching her. + +Harry suddenly realized who Ginny looked like. She +was rocking backward and forward slightly in her +chair, exactly like Dobby did when he was teetering +on the edge of revealing forbidden information. + +“I’ve got to tell you something,” Ginny mumbled, +carefully not looking at Harry. + +“What is it?” said Harry. + +Ginny looked as though she couldn’t find the right +words. + +“What?” said Ron. + +Ginny opened her mouth, but no sound came out. +Harry leaned forward and spoke quietly, so that only +Ginny and Ron could hear him. + +“Is it something about the Chamber of Secrets? Have +you seen something? Someone acting oddly?” + +Ginny drew a deep breath and, at that precise +moment, Percy Weasley appeared, looking tired and +wan. + +“If you’ve finished eating, I’ll take that seat, Ginny. I’m +starving, I’ve only just come off patrol duty.” + +Ginny jumped up as though her chair had just been +electrified, gave Percy a fleeting, frightened look, and + + + +Page | 318 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +scampered away. Percy sat down and grabbed a mug +from the center of the table. + + + +“Percy!” said Ron angrily. “She was just about to tell +us something important!” + +Halfway through a gulp of tea, Percy choked. + +“What sort of thing?” he said, coughing. + +“I just asked her if she’d seen anything odd, and she +started to say — ” + +“Oh — that — that’s nothing to do with the Chamber +of Secrets,” said Percy at once. + +“How do you know?” said Ron, his eyebrows raised. + +“Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on +me the other day when I was — well, never mind — +the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, +um, I asked her not to mention it to anybody. I must +say, I did think she’d keep her word. It’s nothing, +really, I’d just rather — ” + +Harry had never seen Percy look so uncomfortable. + +“What were you doing, Percy?” said Ron, grinning. + +“Go on, tell us, we won’t laugh.” + +Percy didn’t smile back. + +“Pass me those rolls, Harry, I’m starving.” + +Harry knew the whole mystery might be solved +tomorrow without their help, but he wasn’t about to +pass up a chance to speak to Myrtle if it turned up — +and to his delight it did, midmorning, when they were +being led to History of Magic by Gilderoy Lockhart. + +Page | 319 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lockhart, who had so often assured them that all +danger had passed, only to be proved wrong right +away, was now wholeheartedly convinced that it was +hardly worth the trouble to see them safely down the +corridors. His hair wasn’t as sleek as usual; it seemed +he had been up most of the night, patrolling the +fourth floor. + +“Mark my words,” he said, ushering them around a +corner. “The first words out of those poor Petrified +people’s mouths will be ‘It was Hagrid.’ Frankly, I’m +astounded Professor McGonagall thinks all these +security measures are necessary.” + +“I agree, sir,” said Harry, making Ron drop his books +in surprise. + +“Thank you, Harry,” said Lockhart graciously while +they waited for a long line of Hufflepuffs to pass. “I +mean, we teachers have quite enough to be getting on +with, without walking students to classes and +standing guard all night. ...” + +“That’s right,” said Ron, catching on. “Why don’t you +leave us here, sir, we’ve only got one more corridor to +go-” + + + +“You know, Weasley, I think I will,” said Lockhart. “I +really should go and prepare my next class — ” + +And he hurried off. + +“Prepare his class,” Ron sneered after him. “Gone to +curl his hair, more like.” + +They let the rest of the Gryffindors draw ahead of +them, then darted down a side passage and hurried +off toward Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom. But just as + + + +Page | 320 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +they were congratulating each other on their brilliant +scheme — + +“Potter! Weasley! What are you doing?” + +It was Professor McGonagall, and her mouth was the +thinnest of thin lines. + +“We were — we were — ” Ron stammered. “We were +going to — to go and see — ” + +“Hermione,” said Harry. Ron and Professor +McGonagall both looked at him. + +“We haven’t seen her for ages, Professor,” Harry went +on hurriedly, treading on Ron’s foot, “and we thought +we’d sneak into the hospital wing, you know, and tell +her the Mandrakes are nearly ready and, er, not to +worry — ” + +Professor McGonagall was still staring at him, and for +a moment, Harry thought she was going to explode, +but when she spoke, it was in a strangely croaky +voice. + +“Of course,” she said, and Harry, amazed, saw a tear +glistening in her beady eye. “Of course, I realize this +has all been hardest on the friends of those who have +been ... I quite understand. Yes, Potter, of course you +may visit Miss Granger. I will inform Professor Binns +where you’ve gone. Tell Madam Pomfrey I have given +my permission.” + +Harry and Ron walked away, hardly daring to believe +that they’d avoided detention. As they turned the +corner, they distinctly heard Professor McGonagall +blow her nose. + + + +Page | 321 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That,” said Ron fervently, “was the best story you’ve +ever come up with.” + +They had no choice now but to go to the hospital wing +and tell Madam Pomfrey that they had Professor +McGonagall’s permission to visit Hermione. + +Madam Pomfrey let them in, but reluctantly. + +“There’s just no point talking to a Petrified person,” +she said, and they had to admit she had a point when +they’d taken their seats next to Hermione. It was +plain that Hermione didn’t have the faintest inkling +that she had visitors, and that they might just as well +tell her bedside cabinet not to worry for all the good it +would do. + +“Wonder if she did see the attacker, though?” said +Ron, looking sadly at Hermione ’s rigid face. “Because +if he sneaked up on them all, no one’ll ever know. ...” + +But Harry wasn’t looking at Hermione’s face. He was +more interested in her right hand. It lay clenched on +top of her blankets, and bending closer, he saw that a +piece of paper was scrunched inside her fist. + +Making sure that Madam Pomfrey was nowhere near, +he pointed this out to Ron. + +“Try and get it out,” Ron whispered, shifting his chair +so that he blocked Harry from Madam Pomfrey’s view. + +It was no easy task. Hermione’s hand was clamped so +tightly around the paper that Harry was sure he was +going to tear it. While Ron kept watch he tugged and +twisted, and at last, after several tense minutes, the +paper came free. + + + +Page | 322 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was a page torn from a very old library book. Harry +smoothed it out eagerly and Ron leaned close to read +it, too. + + + +Of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam +our land, there is none more curious or more deadly +than the Basilisk, known also as the King of Serpents. +This snake, which may reach gigantic size and live +many hundreds of years, is born from a chicken’s egg, +hatched beneath a toad. Its methods of killing are +most wondrous, for aside from its deadly and +venomous fangs, the Basilisk has a murderous stare, +and all who are fixed with the beam of its eye shall +suffer instant death. Spiders flee before the Basilisk, +for it is their mortal enemy, and the Basilisk flees only +from the crowing of the rooster, which is fatal to it. + +And beneath this, a single word had been written, in +a hand Harry recognized as Hermione’s. Pipes. + +It was as though somebody had just flicked a light on +in his brain. + +“Ron,” he breathed. “This is it. This is the answer. The +monster in the Chamber’s a basilisk — a giant +serpent! That’s why I’ve been hearing that voice all +over the place, and nobody else has heard it. It’s +because I understand Parseltongue. ...” + +Harry looked up at the beds around him. + +“The basilisk kills people by looking at them. But no +one’s died — because no one looked it straight in the +eye. Colin saw it through his camera. The basilisk +burned up all the film inside it, but Colin just got +Petrified. Justin ... Justin must’ve seen the basilisk +through Nearly Headless Nick! Nick got the full blast +Page | 323 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of it, but he couldn’t die again ... and Hermione and +that Ravenclaw prefect were found with a mirror next +to them. Hermione had just realized the monster was +a basilisk. I bet you anything she warned the first +person she met to look around corners with a mirror +first! And that girl pulled out her mirror — and — ” + +Ron’s jaw had dropped. + +“And Mrs. Norris?” he whispered eagerly. + +Harry thought hard, picturing the scene on the night +of Halloween. + +“The water ...” he said slowly. “The flood from +Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom. I bet you Mrs. Norris +only saw the reflection. ...” + +He scanned the page in his hand eagerly. The more +he looked at it, the more it made sense. + +"... The crowing of the rooster ... is fatal to if!” he read +aloud. “Hagrid’s roosters were killed! The Heir of +Slytherin didn’t want one anywhere near the castle +once the Chamber was opened! Spiders flee before it\ + +It all fits!” + +“But how’s the basilisk been getting around the +place?” said Ron. “A giant snake ... Someone would’ve +seen ...” + +Harry, however, pointed at the word Hermione had +scribbled at the foot of the page. + +“Pipes,” he said. “Pipes ... Ron, it’s been using the +plumbing. I’ve been hearing that voice inside the +walls. ...” + +Ron suddenly grabbed Harry’s arm. + +Page | 324 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets!” he said +hoarsely. “What if it’s a bathroom? What if it’s in — ” + +“ — Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom,” said Harry. + +They sat there, excitement coursing through them, +hardly able to believe it. + +“This means,” said Harry, “I can’t be the only +Parselmouth in the school. The Heir of Slytherin’s +one, too. That’s how he’s been controlling the +basilisk.” + +“What’re we going to do?” said Ron, whose eyes were +flashing. “Should we go straight to McGonagall?” + +“Let’s go to the staffroom,” said Harry, jumping up. +“She’ll be there in ten minutes. It’s nearly break.” + +They ran downstairs. Not wanting to be discovered +hanging around in another corridor, they went +straight into the deserted staffroom. It was a large, +paneled room full of dark, wooden chairs. Harry and +Ron paced around it, too excited to sit down. + +But the bell to signal break never came. + +Instead, echoing through the corridors came Professor +McGonagall’s voice, magically magnified. + +“All students to return to their House dormitories at +once. All teachers return to the staffroom. Immediately, +please.” + +Harry wheeled around to stare at Ron. + +“Not another attack? Not now?” + + + +Page | 325 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’ll we do?” said Ron, aghast. “Go back to the +dormitory?” + +“No,” said Harry, glancing around. There was an ugly +sort of wardrobe to his left, full of the teachers’ +cloaks. “In here. Let’s hear what it’s all about. Then +we can tell them what we’ve found out.” + +They hid themselves inside it, listening to the +rumbling of hundreds of people moving overhead, and +the staffroom door banging open. From between the +musty folds of the cloaks, they watched the teachers +filtering into the room. Some of them were looking +puzzled, others downright scared. Then Professor +McGonagall arrived. + +“It has happened,” she told the silent staffroom. “A +student has been taken by the monster. Right into +the Chamber itself.” + +Professor Flitwick let out a squeal. Professor Sprout +clapped her hands over her mouth. Snape gripped the +back of a chair very hard and said, “How can you be +sure?” + +“The Heir of Slytherin,” said Professor McGonagall, +who was very white, “left another message. Right +underneath the first one. ‘Her skeleton will lie in the +Chamber forever.’ ” + +Professor Flitwick burst into tears. + +“Who is it?” said Madam Hooch, who had sunk, weak- +kneed, into a chair. “Which student?” + +“Ginny Weasley,” said Professor McGonagall. + +Harry felt Ron slide silently down onto the wardrobe +floor beside him. + +Page | 326 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We shall have to send all the students home +tomorrow,” said Professor McGonagall. “This is the +end of Hogwarts. Dumbledore always said ...” + +The staffroom door banged open again. For one wild +moment, Harry was sure it would be Dumbledore. + +But it was Lockhart, and he was beaming. + +“So sorry — dozed off — what have I missed?” + +He didn’t seem to notice that the other teachers were +looking at him with something remarkably like +hatred. Snape stepped forward. + +“Just the man,” he said. “The very man. A girl has +been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Taken into +the Chamber of Secrets itself. Your moment has come +at last.” + +Lockhart blanched. + +“That’s right, Gilderoy,” chipped in Professor Sprout. +“Weren’t you saying just last night that you’ve known +all along where the entrance to the Chamber of +Secrets is?” + +“I — well, I — ” sputtered Lockhart. + +“Yes, didn’t you tell me you were sure you knew what +was inside it?” piped up Professor Flitwick. + +“D-did I? I don’t recall — ” + +“I certainly remember you saying you were sorry you +hadn’t had a crack at the monster before Hagrid was +arrested,” said Snape. “Didn’t you say that the whole +affair had been bungled, and that you should have +been given a free rein from the first?” + + + +Page | 327 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lockhart stared around at his stony-faced colleagues. + + + +“I — I really never — you may have misunderstood — ” + +“Well leave it to you, then, Gilderoy,” said Professor +McGonagall. “Tonight will be an excellent time to do +it. Well make sure everyone’s out of your way. You’ll +be able to tackle the monster all by yourself. A free +rein at last.” + +Lockhart gazed desperately around him, but nobody +came to the rescue. He didn’t look remotely handsome +anymore. His lip was trembling, and in the absence of +his usually toothy grin, he looked weak-chinned and +feeble. + +“V-very well,” he said. “I’ll — I’ll be in my office, +getting — getting ready.” + +And he left the room. + +“Right,” said Professor McGonagall, whose nostrils +were flared, “that’s got him out from under our feet. +The Heads of Houses should go and inform their +students what has happened. Tell them the Hogwarts +Express will take them home first thing tomorrow. + +Will the rest of you please make sure no students +have been left outside their dormitories.” + +The teachers rose and left, one by one. + + + +It was probably the worst day of Harry’s entire life. + +He, Ron, Fred, and George sat together in a corner of +the Gryffindor common room, unable to say anything +to each other. Percy wasn’t there. He had gone to +send an owl to Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, then shut +himself up in his dormitory. + +Page | 328 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +No afternoon ever lasted as long as that one, nor had +Gryffindor Tower ever been so crowded, yet so quiet. +Near sunset, Fred and George went up to bed, unable +to sit there any longer. + +“She knew something, Harry,” said Ron, speaking for +the first time since they had entered the wardrobe in +the staffroom. “That’s why she was taken. It wasn’t +some stupid thing about Percy at all. She’d found out +something about the Chamber of Secrets. That must +be why she was — ” Ron rubbed his eyes frantically. “I +mean, she was a pureblood. There can’t be any other +reason.” + +Harry could see the sun sinking, blood-red, below the +skyline. This was the worst he had ever felt. If only +there was something they could do. Anything. + +“Harry,” said Ron. “D’you think there’s any chance at +all she’s not — you know — ” + +Harry didn’t know what to say. He couldn’t see how +Ginny could still be alive. + +“D’you know what?” said Ron. “I think we should go +and see Lockhart. Tell him what we know. He’s going +to try and get into the Chamber. We can tell him +where we think it is, and tell him it’s a basilisk in +there.” + +Because Harry couldn’t think of anything else to do, +and because he wanted to be doing something, he +agreed. The Gryffindors around them were so +miserable, and felt so sorry for the Weasleys, that +nobody tried to stop them as they got up, crossed the +room, and left through the portrait hole. + +Darkness was falling as they walked down to +Lockhart’s office. There seemed to be a lot of activity + +Page | 329 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +going on inside it. They could hear scraping, thumps, +and hurried footsteps. + +Harry knocked and there was a sudden silence from +inside. Then the door opened the tiniest crack and +they saw one of Lockhart’s eyes peering through it. + +“Oh — Mr. Potter — Mr. Weasley — ” he said, opening +the door a bit wider. “I’m rather busy at the moment +— if you would be quick — ” + +“Professor, we’ve got some information for you,” said +Harry. “We think it’ll help you.” + +“Er — well — it’s not terribly — ” The side of +Lockhart’s face that they could see looked very +uncomfortable. “I mean — well — all right — ” + +He opened the door and they entered. + +His office had been almost completely stripped. Two +large trunks stood open on the floor. Robes, jade- +green, lilac, midnight-blue, had been hastily folded +into one of them; books were jumbled untidily into +the other. The photographs that had covered the walls +were now crammed into boxes on the desk. + +“Are you going somewhere?” said Harry. + +“Er, well, yes,” said Lockhart, ripping a life-size poster +of himself from the back of the door as he spoke and +starting to roll it up. “Urgent call — unavoidable — +got to go — ” + +“What about my sister?” said Ron jerkily. + +“Well, as to that — most unfortunate — ” said +Lockhart, avoiding their eyes as he wrenched open a + + + +Page | 330 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +drawer and started emptying the contents into a bag. +“No one regrets more than I — ” + +“You’re the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher!” +said Harry. “You can’t go now! Not with all the Dark +stuff going on here!” + +“Well — I must say — when I took the job — ” +Lockhart muttered, now piling socks on top of his +robes, “nothing in the job description — didn’t expect + + + +“You mean you’re running away? said Harry +disbelievingly. “After all that stuff you did in your +books — ” + +“Books can be misleading,” said Lockhart delicately. + +“You wrote them!” Harry shouted. + +“My dear boy,” said Lockhart, straightening up and +frowning at Harry. “Do use your common sense. My +books wouldn’t have sold half as well if people didn’t +think I’d done all those things. No one wants to read +about some ugly old Armenian warlock, even if he did +save a village from werewolves. He’d look dreadful on +the front cover. No dress sense at all. And the witch +who banished the Bandon Banshee had a hairy chin. + +I mean, come on — ” + +“So you’ve just been taking credit for what a load of +other people have done?” said Harry incredulously. + +“Harry, Harry,” said Lockhart, shaking his head +impatiently, “it’s not nearly as simple as that. There +was work involved. I had to track these people down. +Ask them exactly how they managed to do what they +did. Then I had to put a Memory Charm on them so +they wouldn’t remember doing it. If there’s one thing I +Page | 331 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pride myself on, it’s my Memory Charms. No, it’s been +a lot of work, Harry. It’s not all book signings and +publicity photos, you know. You want fame, you have +to be prepared for a long hard slog.” + +He banged the lids of his trunks shut and locked +them. + +“Let’s see,” he said. “I think that’s everything. Yes. +Only one thing left.” + +He pulled out his wand and turned to them. + +“Awfully sorry, boys, but I’ll have to put a Memory +Charm on you now. Can’t have you blabbing my +secrets all over the place. I’d never sell another book + + + +Harry reached his wand just in time. Lockhart had +barely raised his, when Harry bellowed, + +“ Expelliarmus\ ” + +Lockhart was blasted backward, falling over his +trunk; his wand flew high into the air; Ron caught it, +and flung it out of the open window. + +“Shouldn’t have let Professor Snape teach us that +one,” said Harry furiously, kicking Lockhart’s trunk +aside. Lockhart was looking up at him, feeble once +more. Harry was still pointing his wand at him. + +“What d’you want me to do?” said Lockhart weakly. “I +don’t know where the Chamber of Secrets is. There’s +nothing I can do.” + +“You’re in luck,” said Harry, forcing Lockhart to his +feet at wandpoint. “We think we know where it is. +And what’s inside it. Let’s go.” + + + +Page | 332 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They marched Lockhart out of his office and down the +nearest stairs, along the dark corridor where the +messages shone on the wall, to the door of Moaning +Myrtle’s bathroom. + +They sent Lockhart in first. Harry was pleased to see +that he was shaking. + +Moaning Myrtle was sitting on the tank of the end +toilet. + +“Oh, it’s you,” she said when she saw Harry. “What do +you want this time?” + +“To ask you how you died,” said Harry. + +Myrtle’s whole aspect changed at once. She looked as +though she had never been asked such a flattering +question. + +“Ooooh, it was dreadful,” she said with relish. “It +happened right in here. I died in this very stall. I +remember it so well. I’d hidden because Olive Hornby +was teasing me about my glasses. The door was +locked, and I was crying, and then I heard somebody +come in. They said something funny. A different +language, I think it must have been. Anyway, what +really got me was that it was a boy speaking. So I +unlocked the door, to tell him to go and use his own +toilet, and then — ” Myrtle swelled importantly, her +face shining. “I died.” + +“How?” said Harry. + +“No idea,” said Myrtle in hushed tones. “I just +remember seeing a pair of great, big, yellow eyes. My +whole body sort of seized up, and then I was floating +away. ...” She looked dreamily at Harry. “And then I +came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive +Page | 333 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hornby, you see. Oh, she was sorry she’d ever +laughed at my glasses.” + +“Where exactly did you see the eyes?” said Harry. + +“Somewhere there,” said Myrtle, pointing vaguely +toward the sink in front of her toilet. + +Harry and Ron hurried over to it. Lockhart was +standing well back, a look of utter terror on his face. + +It looked like an ordinary sink. They examined every +inch of it, inside and out, including the pipes below. +And then Harry saw it: Scratched on the side of one of +the copper taps was a tiny snake. + +“That tap’s never worked,” said Myrtle brightly as he +tried to turn it. + +“Harry,” said Ron. “Say something. Something in +Parseltongue.” + +“But — ” Harry thought hard. The only times he’d ever +managed to speak Parseltongue were when he’d been +faced with a real snake. He stared hard at the tiny +engraving, trying to imagine it was real. + +“Open up,” he said. + +He looked at Ron, who shook his head. + +“English,” he said. + +Harry looked back at the snake, willing himself to +believe it was alive. If he moved his head, the +candlelight made it look as though it were moving. + +“Open up,” he said. + + + +Page | 334 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Except that the words weren’t what he heard; a +strange hissing had escaped him, and at once the tap +glowed with a brilliant white light and began to spin. +Next second, the sink began to move; the sink, in fact, +sank, right out of sight, leaving a large pipe exposed, +a pipe wide enough for a man to slide into. + +Harry heard Ron gasp and looked up again. He had +made up his mind what he was going to do. + +“I’m going down there,” he said. + +He couldn’t not go, not now they had found the +entrance to the Chamber, not if there was even the +faintest, slimmest, wildest chance that Ginny might +be alive. + +“Me too,” said Ron. + +There was a pause. + +“Well, you hardly seem to need me,” said Lockhart, +with a shadow of his old smile. “I’ll just — ” + +He put his hand on the door knob, but Ron and Harry +both pointed their wands at him. + +“You can go first,” Ron snarled. + +White-faced and wandless, Lockhart approached the +opening. + +“Boys,” he said, his voice feeble. “Boys, what good will +it do?” + +Harry jabbed him in the back with his wand. + +Lockhart slid his legs into the pipe. + + + +Page | 335 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I really don’t think — ” he started to say, but Ron +gave him a push, and he slid out of sight. Harry +followed quickly. He lowered himself slowly into the +pipe, then let go. + +It was like rushing down an endless, slimy, dark +slide. He could see more pipes branching off in all +directions, but none as large as theirs, which twisted +and turned, sloping steeply downward, and he knew +that he was falling deeper below the school than even +the dungeons. Behind him he could hear Ron, +thudding slightly at the curves. + +And then, just as he had begun to worry about what +would happen when he hit the ground, the pipe +leveled out, and he shot out of the end with a wet +thud, landing on the damp floor of a dark stone +tunnel large enough to stand in. Lockhart was getting +to his feet a little ways away, covered in slime and +white as a ghost. Harry stood aside as Ron came +whizzing out of the pipe, too. + +“We must be miles under the school,” said Harry, his +voice echoing in the black tunnel. + +“Under the lake, probably,” said Ron, squinting +around at the dark, slimy walls. + +All three of them turned to stare into the darkness +ahead. + +“Lumosl” Harry muttered to his wand and it lit again. +“C’mon,” he said to Ron and Lockhart, and off they +went, their footsteps slapping loudly on the wet floor. + +The tunnel was so dark that they could only see a +little distance ahead. Their shadows on the wet walls +looked monstrous in the wandlight. + + + +Page | 336 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Remember,” Harry said quietly as they walked +cautiously forward, “any sign of movement, close your +eyes right away. ...” + +But the tunnel was quiet as the grave, and the first +unexpected sound they heard was a loud crunch as +Ron stepped on what turned out to be a rat’s skull. +Harry lowered his wand to look at the floor and saw +that it was littered with small animal bones. Trying +very hard not to imagine what Ginny might look like if +they found her, Harry led the way forward, around a +dark bend in the tunnel. + +“Harry — there’s something up there — ” said Ron +hoarsely, grabbing Harry’s shoulder. + +They froze, watching. Harry could just see the outline +of something huge and curved, lying right across the +tunnel. It wasn’t moving. + +“Maybe it’s asleep,” he breathed, glancing back at the +other two. Lockhart’s hands were pressed over his +eyes. Harry turned back to look at the thing, his heart +beating so fast it hurt. + +Very slowly, his eyes as narrow as he could make +them and still see, Harry edged forward, his wand +held high. + +The light slid over a gigantic snake skin, of a vivid, +poisonous green, lying curled and empty across the +tunnel floor. The creature that had shed it must have +been twenty feet long at least. + +“Blimey,” said Ron weakly. + +There was a sudden movement behind them. Gilderoy +Lockhart’s knees had given way. + + + +Page | 337 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get up,” said Ron sharply, pointing his wand at +Lockhart. + +Lockhart got to his feet — then he dived at Ron, +knocking him to the ground. + +Harry jumped forward, but too late — Lockhart was +straightening up, panting, Ron’s wand in his hand +and a gleaming smile back on his face. + +“The adventure ends here, boys!” he said. “I shall take +a bit of this skin back up to the school, tell them I +was too late to save the girl, and that you two +tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled +body — say good-bye to your memories!” + +He raised Ron’s Spellotaped wand high over his head +and yelled, “Obliviatel” + +The wand exploded with the force of a small bomb. +Harry flung his arms over his head and ran, slipping +over the coils of snake skin, out of the way of great +chunks of tunnel ceiling that were thundering to the +floor. Next moment, he was standing alone, gazing at +a solid wall of broken rock. + +“Ron!” he shouted. “Are you okay? Ron!” + +“I’m here!” came Ron’s muffled voice from behind the +rock-fall. “I’m okay — this git’s not, though — he got +blasted by the wand — ” + +There was a dull thud and a loud “ow!” It sounded as +though Ron had just kicked Lockhart in the shins. + +“What now?” Ron’s voice said, sounding desperate. +“We can’t get through — it’ll take ages. ...” + + + +Page | 338 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked up at the tunnel ceiling. Huge cracks +had appeared in it. He had never tried to break apart +anything as large as these rocks by magic, and now +didn’t seem a good moment to try — what if the whole +tunnel caved in? + +There was another thud and another “ow!” from +behind the rocks. They were wasting time. Ginny had +already been in the Chamber of Secrets for hours. ... +Harry knew there was only one thing to do. + +“Wait there,” he called to Ron. “Wait with Lockhart. I’ll +go on. ... If I’m not back in an hour ...” + +There was a very pregnant pause. + +“I’ll try and shift some of this rock,” said Ron, who +seemed to be trying to keep his voice steady. “So you +can — can get back through. And, Harry — ” + +“See you in a bit,” said Harry, trying to inject some +confidence into his shaking voice. + +And he set off alone past the giant snake skin. + +Soon the distant noise of Ron straining to shift the +rocks was gone. The tunnel turned and turned again. +Every nerve in Harry’s body was tingling +unpleasantly. He wanted the tunnel to end, yet +dreaded what he’d find when it did. And then, at last, +as he crept around yet another bend, he saw a solid +wall ahead on which two entwined serpents were +carved, their eyes set with great, glinting emeralds. + +Harry approached, his throat very dry. There was no +need to pretend these stone snakes were real; their +eyes looked strangely alive. + + + +Page | 339 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He could guess what he had to do. He cleared his +throat, and the emerald eyes seemed to flicker. + +“Open,” said Harry, in a low, faint hiss. + +The serpents parted as the wall cracked open, the +halves slid smoothly out of sight, and Harry, shaking +from head to foot, walked inside. + + + +Page | 340 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE HEIR OF SLYTHERIN + +He was standing at the end of a very long, dimly lit +chamber. Towering stone pillars entwined with more +carved serpents rose to support a ceiling lost in +darkness, casting long, black shadows through the +odd, greenish gloom that filled the place. + +His heart beating very fast, Harry stood listening to +the chill silence. Could the basilisk be lurking in a +shadowy corner, behind a pillar? And where was +Ginny? + +He pulled out his wand and moved forward between +the serpentine columns. Every careful footstep echoed +loudly off the shadowy walls. He kept his eyes +narrowed, ready to clamp them shut at the smallest +sign of movement. The hollow eye sockets of the stone +snakes seemed to be following him. More than once, +with a jolt of the stomach, he thought he saw one stir. + +Then, as he drew level with the last pair of pillars, a +statue high as the Chamber itself loomed into view, +standing against the back wall. + +Page | 341 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry had to crane his neck to look up into the giant +face above: It was ancient and monkeyish, with a +long, thin beard that fell almost to the bottom of the +wizard’s sweeping stone robes, where two enormous +gray feet stood on the smooth Chamber floor. And +between the feet, facedown, lay a small, black-robed +figure with flaming-red hair. + +“Ginnyl” Harry muttered, sprinting to her and +dropping to his knees. “Ginny — don’t be dead — +please don’t be dead — ” He flung his wand aside, +grabbed Ginny’s shoulders, and turned her over. Her +face was white as marble, and as cold, yet her eyes +were closed, so she wasn’t Petrified. But then she +must be — + +“Ginny, please wake up,” Harry muttered desperately, +shaking her. Ginny’s head lolled hopelessly from side +to side. + +“She won’t wake,” said a soft voice. + +Harry jumped and spun around on his knees. + +A tall, black-haired boy was leaning against the +nearest pillar, watching. He was strangely blurred +around the edges, as though Harry were looking at +him through a misted window. But there was no +mistaking him — + +“Tom — Tom Riddle?” + +Riddle nodded, not taking his eyes off Harry’s face. + +“What d’you mean, she won’t wake?” Harry said +desperately. “She’s not — she’s not — ?” + +“She’s still alive,” said Riddle. “But only just.” + + + +Page | 342 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared at him. Tom Riddle had been at +Hogwarts fifty years ago, yet here he stood, a weird, +misty light shining about him, not a day older than +sixteen. + +“Are you a ghost?” Harry said uncertainly. + +“A memory,” said Riddle quietly. “Preserved in a diary +for fifty years.” + +He pointed toward the floor near the statue’s giant +toes. Lying open there was the little black diary Harry +had found in Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom. For a +second, Harry wondered how it had got there — but +there were more pressing matters to deal with. + +“You’ve got to help me, Tom,” Harry said, raising +Ginny’s head again. “We’ve got to get her out of here. +There’s a basilisk ... I don’t know where it is, but it +could be along any moment. ... Please, help me — ” + +Riddle didn’t move. Harry, sweating, managed to hoist +Ginny half off the floor, and bent to pick up his wand +again. + +But his wand had gone. + +“Did you see — ?” + +He looked up. Riddle was still watching him — +twirling Harry’s wand between his long fingers. + +“Thanks,” said Harry, stretching out his hand for it. + +A smile curled the corners of Riddle’s mouth. He +continued to stare at Harry, twirling the wand idly. + + + +Page | 343 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Listen,” said Harry urgently, his knees sagging with +Ginny’s dead weight. “We’ve got to go\ If the basilisk +comes — ” + +“It won’t come until it is called,” said Riddle calmly. + +Harry lowered Ginny back onto the floor, unable to +hold her up any longer. + +“What d’you mean?” he said. “Look, give me my wand, +I might need it — ” + +Riddle’s smile broadened. + +“You won’t be needing it,” he said. + +Harry stared at him. + +“What d’you mean, I won’t be — ?” + +“I’ve waited a long time for this, Harry Potter,” said +Riddle. “For the chance to see you. To speak to you.” + +“Look,” said Harry, losing patience, “I don’t think you +get it. We’re in the Chamber of Secrets. We can talk +later — ” + +“We’re going to talk now,” said Riddle, still smiling +broadly, and he pocketed Harry’s wand. + +Harry stared at him. There was something very funny +going on here. ... + +“How did Ginny get like this?” he asked slowly. + +“Well, that’s an interesting question,” said Riddle +pleasantly. “And quite a long story. I suppose the real +reason Ginny Weasley’s like this is because she + + + +Page | 344 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +opened her heart and spilled all her secrets to an +invisible stranger.” + +“What are you talking about?” said Harry. + +“The diary,” said Riddle. “My diary. Little Ginny’s been +writing in it for months and months, telling me all her +pitiful worries and woes — how her brothers tease +her, how she had to come to school with secondhand +robes and books, how” — Riddle’s eyes glinted — + +“how she didn’t think famous, good, great Harry +Potter would ever like her. ...” + +All the time he spoke, Riddle’s eyes never left Harry’s +face. There was an almost hungry look in them. + +“It’s very boring, having to listen to the silly little +troubles of an eleven-year-old girl,” he went on. “But I +was patient. I wrote back. I was sympathetic, I was +kind. Ginny simply loved me. No one’s ever +understood me like you, Tom. ... I’m so glad I’ve got +this diary to confide in. ... It’s like having a friend I can +carry around in my pocket. ...” + +Riddle laughed, a high, cold laugh that didn’t suit +him. It made the hairs stand up on the back of +Harry’s neck. + +“If I say it myself, Harry, I’ve always been able to +charm the people I needed. So Ginny poured out her +soul to me, and her soul happened to be exactly what +I wanted. ... I grew stronger and stronger on a diet of +her deepest fears, her darkest secrets. I grew +powerful, far more powerful than little Miss Weasley. +Powerful enough to start feeding Miss Weasley a few +of my secrets, to start pouring a little of my soul back +into her ...” + + + +Page | 345 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry, whose mouth had +gone very dry. + +“Haven’t you guessed yet, Harry Potter?” said Riddle +softly. “Ginny Weasley opened the Chamber of +Secrets. She strangled the school roosters and +daubed threatening messages on the walls. She set +the Serpent of Slytherin on four Mudbloods, and the +Squib’s cat.” + +“No,” Harry whispered. + +“Yes,” said Riddle, calmly. “Of course, she didn’t know +what she was doing at first. It was very amusing. I +wish you could have seen her new diary entries . . . far +more interesting, they became. ... Dear Tom,” he +recited, watching Harry’s horrified face, “7 think I’m +losing my memory. There are rooster feathers all over +my robes and I don’t know how they got there. Dear +Tom, I can’t remember what I did on the night of +Halloween, but a cat was attacked and I’ve got paint +all down my front. Dear Tom, Percy keeps telling me +I’m pale and I’m not myself. I think he suspects me. . . . +There was another attack today and I don’t know +where I was. Tom, what am I going to do? I think I’m +going mad. ... I think I’m the one attacking everyone, +Tom\” + +Harry’s fists were clenched, the nails digging deep +into his palms. + +“It took a very long time for stupid little Ginny to stop +trusting her diary,” said Riddle. “But she finally +became suspicious and tried to dispose of it. And +that’s where you came in, Harry. You found it, and I +couldn’t have been more delighted. Of all the people +who could have picked it up, it was you, the very +person I was most anxious to meet. ...” + + + +Page | 346 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And why did you want to meet me?” said Harry. + +Anger was coursing through him, and it was an effort +to keep his voice steady. + +“Well, you see, Ginny told me all about you, Harry,” +said Riddle. “Your whole fascinating history.” His eyes +roved over the lightning scar on Harry’s forehead, and +their expression grew hungrier. “I knew I must find +out more about you, talk to you, meet you if I could. +So I decided to show you my famous capture of that +great oaf, Hagrid, to gain your trust — ” + +“Hagrid’s my friend,” said Harry, his voice now +shaking. “And you framed him, didn’t you? I thought +you made a mistake, but — ” + +Riddle laughed his high laugh again. + +“It was my word against Hagrid’s, Harry. Well, you +can imagine how it looked to old Armando Dippet. On +the one hand, Tom Riddle, poor but brilliant, +parentless but so brave, school prefect, model student +... on the other hand, big, blundering Hagrid, in +trouble every other week, trying to raise werewolf +cubs under his bed, sneaking off to the Forbidden +Forest to wrestle trolls ... but I admit, even / was +surprised how well the plan worked. I thought +someone must realize that Hagrid couldn’t possibly be +the Heir of Slytherin. It had taken me five whole years +to find out everything I could about the Chamber of +Secrets and discover the secret entrance ... as though +Hagrid had the brains, or the power! + +“Only the Transfiguration teacher, Dumbledore, +seemed to think Hagrid was innocent. He persuaded +Dippet to keep Hagrid and train him as gamekeeper. +Yes, I think Dumbledore might have guessed. ... +Dumbledore never seemed to like me as much as the +other teachers did. ...” + +Page | 347 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I bet Dumbledore saw right through you,” said +Harry, his teeth gritted. + +“Well, he certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on +me after Hagrid was expelled,” said Riddle carelessly. +“I knew it wouldn’t be safe to open the Chamber again +while I was still at school. But I wasn’t going to waste +those long years I’d spent searching for it. I decided to +leave behind a diary, preserving my sixteen-year-old +self in its pages, so that one day, with luck, I would +be able to lead another in my footsteps, and finish +Salazar Slytherin’s noble work.” + +“Well, you haven’t finished it,” said Harry +triumphantly. “No one’s died this time, not even the +cat. In a few hours the Mandrake Draught will be +ready and everyone who was Petrified will be all right +again — ” + +“Haven’t I already told you,” said Riddle quietly, “that +killing Mudbloods doesn’t matter to me anymore? For +many months now, my new target has been — you.” + +Harry stared at him. + +“Imagine how angry I was when the next time my +diary was opened, it was Ginny who was writing to +me, not you. She saw you with the diary, you see, and +panicked. What if you found out how to work it, and I +repeated all her secrets to you? What if, even worse, I +told you who’d been strangling roosters? So the +foolish little brat waited until your dormitory was +deserted and stole it back. But I knew what I must +do. It was clear to me that you were on the trail of +Slytherin’s heir. From everything Ginny had told me +about you, I knew you would go to any lengths to +solve the mystery — particularly if one of your best +friends was attacked. And Ginny had told me the + + + +Page | 348 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whole school was buzzing because you could speak +Parseltongue. ... + +“So I made Ginny write her own farewell on the wall +and come down here to wait. She struggled and cried +and became very boring. But there isn’t much life left +in her. ... She put too much into the diary, into me. +Enough to let me leave its pages at last. ... I have +been waiting for you to appear since we arrived here. I +knew you’d come. I have many questions for you, +Harry Potter.” + +“Like what?” Harry spat, fists still clenched. + +“Well,” said Riddle, smiling pleasantly, “how is it that +you — a skinny boy with no extraordinary magical +talent — managed to defeat the greatest wizard of all +time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, +while Lord Voldemort’s powers were destroyed?” + +There was an odd red gleam in his hungry eyes now. + +“Why do you care how I escaped?” said Harry slowly. +“Voldemort was after your time. ...” + +“Voldemort,” said Riddle softly, “is my past, present, +and future, Harry Potter. ...” + +He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to +trace it through the air, writing three shimmering +words: + +tom marvolo riddle + +Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his +name rearranged themselves: + +i am lord voldemort + + + +Page | 349 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You see?” he whispered. “It was a name I was already +using at Hogwarts, to my most intimate friends only, +of course. You think I was going to use my filthy +Muggle father’s name forever? I, in whose veins runs +the blood of Salazar Slytherin himself, through my +mother’s side? I, keep the name of a foul, common +Muggle, who abandoned me even before I was born, +just because he found out his wife was a witch? No, +Harry — I fashioned myself a new name, a name I +knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to +speak, when I had become the greatest sorcerer in the +world!” + +Harry’s brain seemed to have jammed. He stared +numbly at Riddle, at the orphaned boy who had +grown up to murder Harry’s own parents, and so +many others. ... At last he forced himself to speak. + +“You’re not,” he said, his quiet voice full of hatred. + +“Not what?” snapped Riddle. + +���Not the greatest sorcerer in the world,” said Harry, +breathing fast. “Sorry to disappoint you and all that, +but the greatest wizard in the world is Albus +Dumbledore. Everyone says so. Even when you were +strong, you didn’t dare try and take over at Hogwarts. +Dumbledore saw through you when you were at +school and he still frightens you now, wherever you’re +hiding these days — ” + +The smile had gone from Riddle’s face, to be replaced +by a very ugly look. + +“Dumbledore ’s been driven out of this castle by the +mere memory of me!” he hissed. + + + +Page | 350 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’s not as gone as you might think!” Harry retorted. +He was speaking at random, wanting to scare Riddle, +wishing rather than believing it to be true — + +Riddle opened his mouth, but froze. + +Music was coming from somewhere. Riddle whirled +around to stare down the empty Chamber. The music +was growing louder. It was eerie, spine-tingling, +unearthly; it lifted the hair on Harry’s scalp and made +his heart feel as though it was swelling to twice its +normal size. Then, as the music reached such a pitch +that Harry felt it vibrating inside his own ribs, flames +erupted at the top of the nearest pillar. + +A crimson bird the size of a swan had appeared, +piping its weird music to the vaulted ceiling. It had a +glittering golden tail as long as a peacock’s and +gleaming golden talons, which were gripping a ragged +bundle. + +A second later, the bird was flying straight at Harry. It +dropped the ragged thing it was carrying at his feet, +then landed heavily on his shoulder. As it folded its +great wings, Harry looked up and saw it had a long, +sharp golden beak and a beady black eye. + +The bird stopped singing. It sat still and warm next to +Harry’s cheek, gazing steadily at Riddle. + +“That’s a phoenix. ...” said Riddle, staring shrewdly +back at it. + +“Fawkes?” Harry breathed, and he felt the bird’s +golden claws squeeze his shoulder gently. + +“And that — ” said Riddle, now eyeing the ragged thing +that Fawkes had dropped, “that’s the old school +Sorting Hat — ” + +Page | 351 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +So it was. Patched, frayed, and dirty, the hat lay +motionless at Harry’s feet. + +Riddle began to laugh again. He laughed so hard that +the dark Chamber rang with it, as though ten Riddles +were laughing at once — + +“This is what Dumbledore sends his defender! A +songbird and an old hat! Do you feel brave, Harry +Potter? Do you feel safe now?” + +Harry didn’t answer. He might not see what use +Fawkes or the Sorting Hat were, but he was no longer +alone, and he waited for Riddle to stop laughing with +his courage mounting. + +“To business, Harry,” said Riddle, still smiling +broadly. “Twice — in your past, in my future — we +have met. And twice I failed to kill you. How did you +survive ? Tell me everything. The longer you talk,” he +added softly, “the longer you stay alive.” + +Harry was thinking fast, weighing his chances. Riddle +had the wand. He, Harry, had Fawkes and the Sorting +Hat, neither of which would be much good in a duel. + +It looked bad, all right . . . but the longer Riddle stood +there, the more life was dwindling out of Ginny ... and +in the meantime, Harry noticed suddenly, Riddle’s +outline was becoming clearer, more solid. ... If it had +to be a fight between him and Riddle, better sooner +than later. + +“No one knows why you lost your powers when you +attacked me,” said Harry abruptly. “I don’t know +myself. But I know why you couldn’t kill me. Because +my mother died to save me. My common Muggle-born +mother,” he added, shaking with suppressed rage. +“She stopped you killing me. And I’ve seen the real +you, I saw you last year. You’re a wreck. You’re barely +Page | 352 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +alive. That’s where all your power got you. You’re in +hiding. You’re ugly, you’re foul — ” + +Riddle’s face contorted. Then he forced it into an +awful smile. + +“So. Your mother died to save you. Yes, that’s a +powerful counter-charm. I can see now ... there is +nothing special about you, after all. I wondered, you +see. There are strange likenesses between us, after +all. Even you must have noticed. Both half-bloods, +orphans, raised by Muggles. Probably the only two +Parselmouths to come to Hogwarts since the great +Slytherin himself. We even look something alike ... +but after all, it was merely a lucky chance that saved +you from me. That’s all I wanted to know.” + +Harry stood, tense, waiting for Riddle to raise his +wand. But Riddle’s twisted smile was widening again. + +“Now, Harry, I’m going to teach you a little lesson. +Let’s match the powers of Lord Voldemort, Heir of +Salazar Slytherin, against famous Harry Potter, and +the best weapons Dumbledore can give him. ...” + +He cast an amused eye over Fawkes and the Sorting +Hat, then walked away. Harry, fear spreading up his +numb legs, watched Riddle stop between the high +pillars and look up into the stone face of Slytherin, +high above him in the half-darkness. Riddle opened +his mouth wide and hissed — but Harry understood +what he was saying. . . . + +“ Speak to me, Slytherin , greatest of the Hogwarts +Four.” + +Harry wheeled around to look up at the statue, +Fawkes swaying on his shoulder. + + + +Page | 353 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Slytherin’s gigantic stone face was moving. +Horrorstruck, Harry saw his mouth opening, wider +and wider, to make a huge black hole. + +And something was stirring inside the statue’s mouth. +Something was slithering up from its depths. + +Harry backed away until he hit the dark Chamber +wall, and as he shut his eyes tight he felt Fawkes’ +wing sweep his cheek as he took flight. Harry wanted +to shout, “Don’t leave me!” but what chance did a +phoenix have against the king of serpents? + +Something huge hit the stone floor of the Chamber. +Harry felt it shudder — he knew what was happening, +he could sense it, could almost see the giant serpent +uncoiling itself from Slytherin’s mouth. Then he heard +Riddle’s hissing voice: + +“Kill him.” + +The basilisk was moving toward Harry; he could hear +its heavy body slithering heavily across the dusty +floor. Eyes still tightly shut, Harry began to run +blindly sideways, his hands outstretched, feeling his +way — Voldemort was laughing — + +Harry tripped. He fell hard onto the stone and tasted +blood — the serpent was barely feet from him, he +could hear it coming — + +There was a loud, explosive spitting sound right above +him, and then something heavy hit Harry so hard +that he was smashed into the wall. Waiting for fangs +to sink through his body he heard more mad hissing, +something thrashing wildly off the pillars — + +He couldn’t help it — he opened his eyes wide enough +to squint at what was going on. + +Page | 354 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The enormous serpent, bright, poisonous green, thick +as an oak trunk, had raised itself high in the air and +its great blunt head was weaving drunkenly between +the pillars. As Harry trembled, ready to close his eyes +if it turned, he saw what had distracted the snake. + +Fawkes was soaring around its head, and the basilisk +was snapping furiously at him with fangs long and +thin as sabers — + +Fawkes dived. His long golden beak sank out of sight +and a sudden shower of dark blood spattered the +floor. The snake’s tail thrashed, narrowly missing +Harry, and before Harry could shut his eyes, it turned + +— Harry looked straight into its face and saw that its +eyes, both its great, bulbous yellow eyes, had been +punctured by the phoenix; blood was streaming to the +floor, and the snake was spitting in agony. + +“NO!” Harry heard Riddle screaming. “LEAVE THE +BIRD! LEAVE THE BIRD! THE BOY IS BEHIND YOU! +YOU CAN STILL SMELL HIM! KILL HIM!” + +The blinded serpent swayed, confused, still deadly. +Fawkes was circling its head, piping his eerie song, +jabbing here and there at its scaly nose as the blood +poured from its ruined eyes. + +“Help me, help me,” Harry muttered wildly, “someone + +— anyone — ” + +The snake’s tail whipped across the floor again. Harry +ducked. Something soft hit his face. + +The basilisk had swept the Sorting Hat into Harry’s +arms. Harry seized it. It was all he had left, his only +chance — he rammed it onto his head and threw +himself flat onto the floor as the basilisk’s tail swung +over him again. + +Page | 355 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Help me — help me — Harry thought, his eyes +screwed tight under the hat. Please help me — + +There was no answering voice. Instead, the hat +contracted, as though an invisible hand was +squeezing it very tightly. + +Something very hard and heavy thudded onto the top +of Harry’s head, almost knocking him out. Stars +winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the +hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard +beneath it. + +A gleaming silver sword had appeared inside the hat, +its handle glittering with rubies the size of eggs. + +“KILL THE BOY! LEAVE THE BIRD! THE BOY IS +BEHIND YOU! SNIFF — SMELL HIM!” + +Harry was on his feet, ready. The basilisk’s head was +falling, its body coiling around, hitting pillars as it +twisted to face him. He could see the vast, bloody eye +sockets, see the mouth stretching wide, wide enough +to swallow him whole, lined with fangs long as his +sword, thin, glittering, venomous — + +It lunged blindly — Harry dodged and it hit the +Chamber wall. It lunged again, and its forked tongue +lashed Harry’s side. He raised the sword in both his +hands — + +The basilisk lunged again, and this time its aim was +true — Harry threw his whole weight behind the +sword and drove it to the hilt into the roof of the +serpent’s mouth — + +But as warm blood drenched Harry’s arms, he felt a +searing pain just above his elbow. One long, +poisonous fang was sinking deeper and deeper into + +Page | 356 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his arm and it splintered as the basilisk keeled over +sideways and fell, twitching, to the floor. + +Harry slid down the wall. He gripped the fang that +was spreading poison through his body and wrenched +it out of his arm. But he knew it was too late. White- +hot pain was spreading slowly and steadily from the +wound. Even as he dropped the fang and watched his +own blood soaking his robes, his vision went foggy. +The Chamber was dissolving in a whirl of dull color. + +A patch of scarlet swam past, and Harry heard a soft +clatter of claws beside him. + +“Fawkes,” said Harry thickly. “You were fantastic, +Fawkes. ...” He felt the bird lay its beautiful head on +the spot where the serpent’s fang had pierced him. + +He could hear echoing footsteps and then a dark +shadow moved in front of him. + +“You’re dead, Harry Potter,” said Riddle’s voice above +him. “Dead. Even Dumbledore’s bird knows it. Do you +see what he’s doing, Potter? He’s crying.” + +Harry blinked. Fawkes’s head slid in and out of focus. +Thick, pearly tears were trickling down the glossy +feathers. + +“I’m going to sit here and watch you die, Harry Potter. +Take your time. I’m in no hurry.” + +Harry felt drowsy. Everything around him seemed to +be spinning. + +“So ends the famous Harry Potter,” said Riddle’s +distant voice. “Alone in the Chamber of Secrets, +forsaken by his friends, defeated at last by the Dark +Lord he so unwisely challenged. You’ll be back with + +Page | 357 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +your dear Mudblood mother soon, Harry. ... She +bought you twelve years of borrowed time . . . but Lord +Voldemort got you in the end, as you knew he must. + + + +If this is dying, thought Harry, it’s not so bad. + +Even the pain was leaving him. ... + +But was this dying? Instead of going black, the +Chamber seemed to be coming back into focus. Harry +gave his head a little shake and there was Fawkes, +still resting his head on Harry’s arm. A pearly patch +of tears was shining all around the wound — except +that there was no wound — + +“Get away, bird,” said Riddle’s voice suddenly. “Get +away from him — I said, get away — ” + +Harry raised his head. Riddle was pointing Harry’s +wand at Fawkes; there was a bang like a gun, and +Fawkes took flight again in a whirl of gold and scarlet. + +“Phoenix tears ...” said Riddle quietly, staring at +Harry’s arm. “Of course ... healing powers ... I forgot + + + +He looked into Harry’s face. “But it makes no +difference. In fact, I prefer it this way. Just you and +me, Harry Potter ... you and me. ...” + +He raised the wand — + +Then, in a rush of wings, Fawkes had soared back +overhead and something fell into Harry’s lap — the +diary. + +For a split second, both Harry and Riddle, wand still +raised, stared at it. Then, without thinking, without + +Page | 358 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +considering, as though he had meant to do it all +along, Harry seized the basilisk fang on the floor next +to him and plunged it straight into the heart of the +book. + +There was a long, dreadful, piercing scream. Ink +spurted out of the diary in torrents, streaming over +Harry’s hands, flooding the floor. Riddle was writhing +and twisting, screaming and flailing and then — + +He had gone. Harry’s wand fell to the floor with a +clatter and there was silence. Silence except for the +steady drip drip of ink still oozing from the diary. The +basilisk venom had burned a sizzling hole right +through it. + +Shaking all over, Harry pulled himself up. His head +was spinning as though he’d just traveled miles by +Floo powder. Slowly, he gathered together his wand +and the Sorting Hat, and, with a huge tug, retrieved +the glittering sword from the roof of the basilisk’s +mouth. + +Then came a faint moan from the end of the +Chamber. Ginny was stirring. As Harry hurried +toward her, she sat up. Her bemused eyes traveled +from the huge form of the dead basilisk, over Harry, +in his blood-soaked robes, then to the diary in his +hand. She drew a great, shuddering gasp and tears +began to pour down her face. + +“Harry — oh, Harry — I tried to tell you at b- +breakfast, but I c -couldn’t say it in front of Percy — it +was me, Harry — but I — I s-swear I d-didn’t mean to +— R-Riddle made me, he t-took me over — and — +how did you kill that — that thing? W-where’s Riddle? +The last thing I r-remember is him coming out of the +diary — ” + + + +Page | 359 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s all right,” said Harry, holding up the diary, and +showing Ginny the fang hole, “Riddle’s finished. Look! +Him and the basilisk. C’mon, Ginny, let’s get out of +here — ” + +“I’m going to be expelled!” Ginny wept as Harry helped +her awkwardly to her feet. “I’ve looked forward to +coming to Hogwarts ever since B-Bill came and n-now +I’ll have to leave and — w-what’ll Mum and Dad say?” + +Fawkes was waiting for them, hovering in the +Chamber entrance. Harry urged Ginny forward; they +stepped over the motionless coils of the dead basilisk, +through the echoing gloom, and back into the tunnel. +Harry heard the stone doors close behind them with a +soft hiss. + +After a few minutes’ progress up the dark tunnel, a +distant sound of slowly shifting rock reached Harry’s +ears. + +“Ron!” Harry yelled, speeding up. “Ginny’s okay! I’ve +got her!” + +He heard Ron give a strangled cheer, and they turned +the next bend to see his eager face staring through +the sizable gap he had managed to make in the +rockfall. + +“Ginny\” Ron thrust an arm through the gap in the +rock to pull her through first. “You’re alive! I don’t +believe it! What happened? How — what — where did +that bird come from?” + +Fawkes had swooped through the gap after Ginny. + +“He’s Dumbledore’s,” said Harry, squeezing through +himself. + + + +Page | 360 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How come you’ve got a sword?” said Ron, gaping at +the glittering weapon in Harry’s hand. + + + +“I’ll explain when we get out of here,” said Harry with +a sideways glance at Ginny, who was crying harder +than ever. + +“But — ” + +“Later,” Harry said shortly. He didn’t think it was a +good idea to tell Ron yet who’d been opening the +Chamber, not in front of Ginny, anyway. “Where’s +Lockhart?” + +“Back there,” said Ron, still looking puzzled but +jerking his head up the tunnel toward the pipe. “He’s +in a bad way. Come and see.” + +Led by Fawkes, whose wide scarlet wings emitted a +soft golden glow in the darkness, they walked all the +way back to the mouth of the pipe. Gilderoy Lockhart +was sitting there, humming placidly to himself. + +“His memory’s gone,” said Ron. “The Memory Charm +backfired. Hit him instead of us. Hasn’t got a clue +who he is, or where he is, or who we are. I told him to +come and wait here. He’s a danger to himself.” + +Lockhart peered good-naturedly up at them all. + +“Hello,” he said. “Odd sort of place, this, isn’t it? Do +you live here?” + +“No,” said Ron, raising his eyebrows at Harry. + +Harry bent down and looked up the long, dark pipe. + +“Have you thought how we’re going to get back up +this?” he said to Ron. + +Page | 361 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron shook his head, but Fawkes the phoenix had +swooped past Harry and was now fluttering in front of +him, his beady eyes bright in the dark. He was waving +his long golden tail feathers. Harry looked uncertainly +at him. + +“He looks like he wants you to grab hold ...” said Ron, +looking perplexed. “But you’re much too heavy for a +bird to pull up there — ” + +“Fawkes,” said Harry, “isn’t an ordinary bird.” He +turned quickly to the others. “We’ve got to hold on to +each other. Ginny, grab Ron’s hand. Professor +Lockhart — ” + +“He means you,” said Ron sharply to Lockhart. + +“You hold Ginny’s other hand — ” + +Harry tucked the sword and the Sorting Hat into his +belt, Ron took hold of the back of Harry’s robes, and +Harry reached out and took hold of Fawkes’s +strangely hot tail feathers. + +An extraordinary lightness seemed to spread through +his whole body and the next second, in a rush of +wings, they were flying upward through the pipe. +Harry could hear Lockhart dangling below him, +saying, “Amazing! Amazing! This is just like magic!” +The chill air was whipping through Harry’s hair, and +before he’d stopped enjoying the ride, it was over — +all four of them were hitting the wet floor of Moaning +Myrtle’s bathroom, and as Lockhart straightened his +hat, the sink that hid the pipe was sliding back into +place. + +Myrtle goggled at them. + +“You’re alive,” she said blankly to Harry. + +Page | 362 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s no need to sound so disappointed,” he said +grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his +glasses. + +“Oh, well ... I’d just been thinking ... if you had died, +you’d have been welcome to share my toilet,” said +Myrtle, blushing silver. + +“Urgh!” said Ron as they left the bathroom for the +dark, deserted corridor outside. “Harry! I think +Myrtle’s grown fond of you! You’ve got competition, +Ginny!” + +But tears were still flooding silently down Ginny’s +face. + +“Where now?” said Ron, with an anxious look at +Ginny. Harry pointed. + +Fawkes was leading the way, glowing gold along the +corridor. They strode after him, and moments later, +found themselves outside Professor McGonagall’s +office. + +Harry knocked and pushed the door open. + + + +Page | 363 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +DOBBY’S REWARD + +For a moment there was silence as Harry, Ron, + +Ginny, and Lockhart stood in the doorway, covered in +muck and slime and (in Harry’s case) blood. Then +there was a scream. + +“Ginny\” + +It was Mrs. Weasley, who had been sitting crying in +front of the fire. She leapt to her feet, closely followed +by Mr. Weasley, and both of them flung themselves on +their daughter. + +Harry, however, was looking past them. Professor +Dumbledore was standing by the mantelpiece, +beaming, next to Professor McGonagall, who was +taking great, steadying gasps, clutching her chest. +Fawkes went whooshing past Harry’s ear and settled +on Dumbledore ’s shoulder, just as Harry found +himself and Ron being swept into Mrs. Weasley’s tight +embrace. + +“You saved her! You saved her! How did you do it?” + +Page | 364 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I think we’d all like to know that,” said Professor +McGonagall weakly. + +Mrs. Weasley let go of Harry, who hesitated for a +moment, then walked over to the desk and laid upon +it the Sorting Hat, the ruby-encrusted sword, and +what remained of Riddle’s diary. + +Then he started telling them everything. For nearly a +quarter of an hour he spoke into the rapt silence: He +told them about hearing the disembodied voice, how +Hermione had finally realized that he was hearing a +basilisk in the pipes; how he and Ron had followed +the spiders into the forest, that Aragog had told them +where the last victim of the basilisk had died; how he +had guessed that Moaning Myrtle had been the +victim, and that the entrance to the Chamber of +Secrets might be in her bathroom. ... + +“Very well,” Professor McGonagall prompted him as +he paused, “so you found out where the entrance was +— breaking a hundred school rules into pieces along +the way, I might add — but how on earth did you all +get out of there alive, Potter?” + +So Harry, his voice now growing hoarse from all this +talking, told them about Fawkes’s timely arrival and +about the Sorting Hat giving him the sword. But then +he faltered. He had so far avoided mentioning Riddle’s +diary — or Ginny. She was standing with her head +against Mrs. Weasley ’s shoulder, and tears were still +coursing silently down her cheeks. What if they +expelled her? Harry thought in panic. Riddle’s diary +didn’t work anymore. ... How could they prove it had +been he who’d made her do it all? + +Instinctively, Harry looked at Dumbledore, who +smiled faintly, the firelight glancing off his half-moon +spectacles. + +Page | 365 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What interests me most,” said Dumbledore gently, “is +how Lord Voldemort managed to enchant Ginny, +when my sources tell me he is currently in hiding in +the forests of Albania.” + +Relief — warm, sweeping, glorious relief — swept over +Harry. + +“W-what’s that?” said Mr. Weasley in a stunned voice. +“You-Know-Who? En-enchant Ginny? But Ginny ’s not +... Ginny hasn’t been ... has she?” + +“It was this diary,” said Harry quickly, picking it up +and showing it to Dumbledore. “Riddle wrote it when +he was sixteen. ...” + +Dumbledore took the diary from Harry and peered +keenly down his long, crooked nose at its burnt and +soggy pages. + +“Brilliant,” he said softly. “Of course, he was probably +the most brilliant student Hogwarts has ever seen.” + +He turned around to the Weasleys, who were looking +utterly bewildered. + +“Very few people know that Lord Voldemort was once +called Tom Riddle. I taught him myself, fifty years +ago, at Hogwarts. He disappeared after leaving the +school . . . traveled far and wide . . . sank so deeply into +the Dark Arts, consorted with the very worst of our +kind, underwent so many dangerous, magical +transformations, that when he resurfaced as Lord +Voldemort, he was barely recognizable. Hardly anyone +connected Lord Voldemort with the clever, handsome +boy who was once Head Boy here.” + +“But, Ginny,” said Mrs. Weasley. “What’s our Ginny +got to do with — with — him?” + + + +Page | 366 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“His d-diary!” Ginny sobbed. “I’ve b-been writing in it, +and he’s been w- writing back all year — ” + +“Ginnyl” said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. “Haven’t I +taught you anything ? What have I always told you? +Never trust anything that can think for itself if you +can’t see where it keeps its brain. Why didn’t you +show the diary to me, or your mother? A suspicious +object like that, it was clearly full of Dark Magic — ” + +“I d-didn’t know,” sobbed Ginny. “I found it inside one +of the books Mum got me. I th-thought someone had +just left it in there and forgotten about it — ” + +“Miss Weasley should go up to the hospital wing right +away,” Dumbledore interrupted in a firm voice. “This +has been a terrible ordeal for her. There will be no +punishment. Older and wiser wizards than she have +been hoodwinked by Lord Voldemort.” He strode over +to the door and opened it. “Bed rest and perhaps a +large, steaming mug of hot chocolate. I always find +that cheers me up,” he added, twinkling kindly down +at her. “You will find that Madam Pomfrey is still +awake. She’s just giving out Mandrake juice — I +daresay the basilisk’s victims will be waking up any +moment.” + +“So Hermione’s okay!” said Ron brightly. + +“There has been no lasting harm done, Ginny,” said +Dumbledore. + +Mrs. Weasley led Ginny out, and Mr. Weasley +followed, still looking deeply shaken. + +“You know, Minerva,” Professor Dumbledore said +thoughtfully to Professor McGonagall, “I think all this +merits a good feast Might I ask you to go and alert +the kitchens?” + +Page | 367 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Right,” said Professor McGonagall crisply, also +moving to the door. “Ill leave you to deal with Potter +and Weasley, shall I?” + +“Certainly,” said Dumbledore. + +She left, and Harry and Ron gazed uncertainly at +Dumbledore. What exactly had Professor McGonagall +meant, deal with them? Surely — surely — they +weren’t about to be punished? + +“I seem to remember telling you both that I would +have to expel you if you broke any more school rules,” +said Dumbledore. + +Ron opened his mouth in horror. + +“Which goes to show that the best of us must +sometimes eat our words,” Dumbledore went on, +smiling. “You will both receive Special Awards for +Services to the School and — let me see — yes, I think +two hundred points apiece for Gryffindor.” + +Ron went as brightly pink as Lockhart’s valentine +flowers and closed his mouth again. + +“But one of us seems to be keeping mightily quiet +about his part in this dangerous adventure,” +Dumbledore added. “Why so modest, Gilderoy?” + +Harry gave a start. He had completely forgotten about +Lockhart. He turned and saw that Lockhart was +standing in a corner of the room, still wearing his +vague smile. When Dumbledore addressed him, +Lockhart looked over his shoulder to see who he was +talking to. + + + +Page | 368 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor Dumbledore,” Ron said quickly, “there was +an accident down in the Chamber of Secrets. +Professor Lockhart — ” + +“Am I a professor?” said Lockhart in mild surprise. +“Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?” + +“He tried to do a Memory Charm and the wand +backfired,” Ron explained quietly to Dumbledore. + +“Dear me,” said Dumbledore, shaking his head, his +long silver mustache quivering. “Impaled upon your +own sword, Gilderoy!” + +“Sword?” said Lockhart dimly. “Haven’t got a sword. +That boy has, though.” He pointed at Harry. “He’ll +lend you one.” + +“Would you mind taking Professor Lockhart up to the +infirmary, too?” Dumbledore said to Ron. “I’d like a +few more words with Harry. ...” + +Lockhart ambled out. Ron cast a curious look back at +Dumbledore and Harry as he closed the door. + +Dumbledore crossed to one of the chairs by the fire. + +“Sit down, Harry,” he said, and Harry sat, feeling +unaccountably nervous. + +“First of all, Harry, I want to thank you,” said +Dumbledore, eyes twinkling again. “You must have +shown me real loyalty down in the Chamber. Nothing +but that could have called Fawkes to you.” + +He stroked the phoenix, which had fluttered down +onto his knee. Harry grinned awkwardly as +Dumbledore watched him. + + + +Page | 369 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And so you met Tom Riddle,” said Dumbledore +thoughtfully. “I imagine he was most interested in +you. ...” + +Suddenly, something that was nagging at Harry came +tumbling out of his mouth. + +“Professor Dumbledore ... Riddle said I’m like him. +Strange likenesses, he said. ...” + +“ Did he, now?” said Dumbledore, looking thoughtfully +at Harry from under his thick silver eyebrows. “And +what do you think, Harry?” + +“I don’t think I’m like him!” said Harry, more loudly +than he’d intended. “I mean, I’m — I’m in Gryffindor, +I’m ...” + +But he fell silent, a lurking doubt resurfacing in his +mind. + +“Professor,” he started again after a moment. “The +Sorting Hat told me I’d — I’d have done well in +Slytherin. Everyone thought / was Slytherin’s heir for +a while ... because I can speak Parseltongue. ...” + +“You can speak Parseltongue, Harry,” said +Dumbledore calmly, “because Lord Voldemort — who +is the last remaining descendant of Salazar Slytherin +— can speak Parseltongue. Unless I’m much +mistaken, he transferred some of his own powers to +you the night he gave you that scar. Not something he +intended to do, I’m sure. ...” + +“Voldemort put a bit of himself in me?” Harry said, +thunderstruck. + +“It certainly seems so.” + + + +Page | 370 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So I should be in Slytherin,” Harry said, looking +desperately into Dumbledore ’s face. “The Sorting Hat +could see Slytherin ’s power in me, and it — ” + +“Put you in Gryffindor,” said Dumbledore calmly. +“Listen to me, Harry. You happen to have many +qualities Salazar Slytherin prized in his hand-picked +students. His own very rare gift, Parseltongue — +resourcefulness — determination — a certain +disregard for rules,” he added, his mustache +quivering again. “Yet the Sorting Hat placed you in +Gryffindor. You know why that was. Think.” + +“It only put me in Gryffindor,” said Harry in a +defeated voice, “because I asked not to go in +Slytherin. ...” + +“Exactly,” said Dumbledore, beaming once more. +“Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It +is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far +more than our abilities.” Harry sat motionless in his +chair, stunned. “If you want proof, Harry, that you +belong in Gryffindor, I suggest you look more closely +at this.” + +Dumbledore reached across to Professor McGonagall’s +desk, picked up the blood-stained silver sword, and +handed it to Harry. Dully, Harry turned it over, the +rubies blazing in the firelight. And then he saw the +name engraved just below the hilt. + +Godric Gryffindor. + +“Only a true Gryffindor could have pulled that out of +the hat, Harry,” said Dumbledore simply. + +For a minute, neither of them spoke. Then +Dumbledore pulled open one of the drawers in + + + +Page | 371 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall’s desk and took out a quill and +a bottle of ink. + +“What you need, Harry, is some food and sleep. I +suggest you go down to the feast, while I write to +Azkaban — we need our gamekeeper back. And I +must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, +too,” he added thoughtfully. “Well be needing a new +Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. ... Dear me, +we do seem to run through them, don’t we?” + +Harry got up and crossed to the door. He had just +reached for the handle, however, when the door burst +open so violently that it bounced back off the wall. + +Lucius Malfoy stood there, fury in his face. And +cowering behind his legs, heavily wrapped in +bandages, was Dobby. + +“Good evening, Lucius,” said Dumbledore pleasantly. + +Mr. Malfoy almost knocked Harry over as he swept +into the room. Dobby went scurrying in after him, +crouching at the hem of his cloak, a look of abject +terror on his face. + +The elf was carrying a stained rag with which he was +attempting to finish cleaning Mr. Malfoy ’s shoes. +Apparently Mr. Malfoy had set out in a great hurry, +for not only were his shoes half-polished, but his +usually sleek hair was disheveled. Ignoring the elf +bobbing apologetically around his ankles, he fixed his +cold eyes upon Dumbledore. + +“So!” he said “You’ve come back. The governors +suspended you, but you still saw fit to return to +Hogwarts.” + + + +Page | 372 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, you see, Lucius,” said Dumbledore, smiling +serenely, “the other eleven governors contacted me +today. It was something like being caught in a +hailstorm of owls, to tell the truth. They’d heard that +Arthur Weasley’s daughter had been killed and +wanted me back here at once. They seemed to think I +was the best man for the job after all. Very strange +tales they told me, too. ... Several of them seemed to +think that you had threatened to curse their families +if they didn’t agree to suspend me in the first place.” + +Mr. Malfoy went even paler than usual, but his eyes +were still slits of fury. + +“So — have you stopped the attacks yet?” he sneered. +“Have you caught the culprit?” + +“We have,” said Dumbledore, with a smile. + +“Well?” said Mr. Malfoy sharply. “Who is it?” + +“The same person as last time, Lucius,” said +Dumbledore. “But this time, Lord Voldemort was +acting through somebody else. By means of this +diary.” + +He held up the small black book with the large hole +through the center, watching Mr. Malfoy closely. +Harry, however, was watching Dobby. + +The elf was doing something very odd. His great eyes +fixed meaningfully on Harry, he kept pointing at the +diary, then at Mr. Malfoy, and then hitting himself +hard on the head with his fist. + +“I see ...” said Mr. Malfoy slowly to Dumbledore. + +“A clever plan,” said Dumbledore in a level voice, still +staring Mr. Malfoy straight in the eye. “Because if + +Page | 373 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry here” — Mr. Malfoy shot Harry a swift, sharp +look — “and his friend Ron hadn’t discovered this +book, why — Ginny Weasley might have taken all the +blame. No one would ever have been able to prove she +hadn’t acted of her own free will. ...” + +Mr. Malfoy said nothing. His face was suddenly +masklike. + +“And imagine,” Dumbledore went on, “what might +have happened then. ... The Weasleys are one of our +most prominent pure-blood families. Imagine the +effect on Arthur Weasley and his Muggle Protection +Act, if his own daughter was discovered attacking and +killing Muggle-borns. ... Very fortunate the diary was +discovered, and Riddle’s memories wiped from it. Who +knows what the consequences might have been +otherwise. ...” + +Mr. Malfoy forced himself to speak. + +“Very fortunate,” he said stiffly. + +And still, behind his back, Dobby was pointing, first +to the diary, then to Lucius Malfoy, then punching +himself in the head. + +And Harry suddenly understood. He nodded at +Dobby, and Dobby backed into a corner, now twisting +his ears in punishment. + +“Don’t you want to know how Ginny got hold of that +diary, Mr. Malfoy?” said Harry. + +Lucius Malfoy rounded on him. + +“How should I know how the stupid little girl got hold +of it?” he said. + + + +Page | 374 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Because you gave it to her,” said Harry. “In Flourish +and Blotts. You picked up her old Transfiguration +book and slipped the diary inside it, didn’t you?” + +He saw Mr. Malfoy’s white hands clench and +unclench. + +“Prove it,” he hissed. + +“Oh, no one will be able to do that,” said Dumbledore, +smiling at Harry. “Not now that Riddle has vanished +from the book. On the other hand, I would advise you, +Lucius, not to go giving out any more of Lord +Voldemort’s old school things. If any more of them +find their way into innocent hands, I think Arthur +Weasley, for one, will make sure they are traced back +to you. ...” + +Lucius Malfoy stood for a moment, and Harry +distinctly saw his right hand twitch as though he was +longing to reach for his wand. Instead, he turned to +his house-elf. + +“We’re going, Dobby!” + +He wrenched open the door and as the elf came +hurrying up to him, he kicked him right through it. +They could hear Dobby squealing with pain all the +way along the corridor. Harry stood for a moment, +thinking hard. Then it came to him — + +“Professor Dumbledore,” he said hurriedly. “Can I give +that diary back to Mr. Malfoy, please?” + +“Certainly, Harry,” said Dumbledore calmly. “But +hurry. The feast, remember. ...” + +Harry grabbed the diary and dashed out of the office. +He could hear Dobby’s squeals of pain receding + +Page | 375 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around the corner. Quickly, wondering if this plan +could possibly work, Harry took off one of his shoes, +pulled off his slimy, filthy sock, and stuffed the diary +into it. Then he ran down the dark corridor. + +He caught up with them at the top of the stairs. + +“Mr. Malfoy,” he gasped, skidding to a halt, “I’ve got +something for you — ” + +And he forced the smelly sock into Lucius Malfoy’s +hand. + +“What the — ?” + +Mr. Malfoy ripped the sock off the diary, threw it +aside, then looked furiously from the ruined book to +Harry. + +“You’ll meet the same sticky end as your parents one +of these days, Harry Potter,” he said softly. “They were +meddlesome fools, too.” + +He turned to go. + +“Come, Dobby. I said, come.” + +But Dobby didn’t move. He was holding up Harry’s +disgusting, slimy sock, and looking at it as though it +were a priceless treasure. + +“Master has given a sock,” said the elf in wonderment. +“Master gave it to Dobby.” + +“What’s that?” spat Mr. Malfoy. “What did you say?” + +“Got a sock,” said Dobby in disbelief. “Master threw it, +and Dobby caught it, and Dobby — Dobby is free.” + + + +Page | 376 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lucius Malfoy stood frozen, staring at the elf. Then he +lunged at Harry. + +“You’ve lost me my servant, boy!” + +But Dobby shouted, “You shall not harm Harry +Potter!” + +There was a loud bang, and Mr. Malfoy was thrown +backward. He crashed down the stairs, three at a +time, landing in a crumpled heap on the landing +below. He got up, his face livid, and pulled out his +wand, but Dobby raised a long, threatening finger. + +“You shall go now,” he said fiercely, pointing down at +Mr. Malfoy. “You shall not touch Harry Potter. You +shall go now.” + +Lucius Malfoy had no choice. With a last, incensed +stare at the pair of them, he swung his cloak around +him and hurried out of sight. + +“Harry Potter freed Dobby!” said the elf shrilly, gazing +up at Harry, moonlight from the nearest window +reflected in his orb-like eyes. “Harry Potter set Dobby +free!” + +“Least I could do, Dobby,” said Harry, grinning. “Just +promise never to try and save my life again.” + +The elf’s ugly brown face split suddenly into a wide, +toothy smile. + +“I’ve just got one question, Dobby,” said Harry as +Dobby pulled on Harry’s sock with shaking hands. +“You told me all this had nothing to do with He-Who- +Must-Not-Be-Named, remember? Well — ” + + + +Page | 377 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It was a clue, sir,” said Dobby, his eyes widening, as +though this was obvious. “Was giving you a clue. The +Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be +freely named, you see?” + +“Right,” said Harry weakly. “Well, I’d better go. There’s +a feast, and my friend Hermione should be awake by +now. ...” + +Dobby threw his arms around Harry’s middle and +hugged him. + +“Harry Potter is greater by far than Dobby knew!” he +sobbed. “Farewell, Harry Potter!” + +And with a final loud crack, Dobby disappeared. + +Harry had been to several Hogwarts feasts, but never +one quite like this. Everybody was in their pajamas, +and the celebration lasted all night. Harry didn’t know +whether the best bit was Hermione running toward +him, screaming “You solved it! You solved it!” or +Justin hurrying over from the Hufflepuff table to +wring his hand and apologize endlessly for suspecting +him, or Hagrid turning up at half past three, cuffing +Harry and Ron so hard on the shoulders that they +were knocked into their plates of trifle, or his and +Ron’s four hundred points for Gryffindor securing the +House Cup for the second year running, or Professor +McGonagall standing up to tell them all that the +exams had been canceled as a school treat (“Oh, no!” +said Hermione), or Dumbledore announcing that, +unfortunately, Professor Lockhart would be unable to +return next year, owing to the fact that he needed to +go away and get his memory back. Quite a few of the +teachers joined in the cheering that greeted this news. + +“Shame,” said Ron, helping himself to a jam +doughnut. “He was starting to grow on me.” + +Page | 378 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The rest of the final term passed in a haze of blazing +sunshine. Hogwarts was back to normal with only a +few, small differences — Defense Against the Dark +Arts classes were canceled (“but we’ve had plenty of +practice at that anyway,” Ron told a disgruntled +Hermione) and Lucius Malfoy had been sacked as a +school governor. Draco was no longer strutting +around the school as though he owned the place. On +the contrary, he looked resentful and sulky. On the +other hand, Ginny Weasley was perfectly happy +again. + +Too soon, it was time for the journey home on the +Hogwarts Express. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, +George, and Ginny got a compartment to themselves. +They made the most of the last few hours in which +they were allowed to do magic before the holidays. +They played Exploding Snap, set off the very last of +Fred and George’s Filibuster fireworks, and practiced +disarming each other by magic. Harry was getting +very good at it. + +They were almost at King’s Cross when Harry +remembered something. + +“Ginny — what did you see Percy doing, that he didn’t +want you to tell anyone?” + +“Oh, that,” said Ginny, giggling. “Well — Percy’s got a +girlfriend.” + +Fred dropped a stack of books on George’s head. +“What?” + +“It’s that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater,” +said Ginny. “That’s who he was writing to all last +summer. He’s been meeting her all over the school in +secret. I walked in on them kissing in an empty + +Page | 379 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +classroom one day. He was so upset when she was — +you know — attacked. You won’t tease him, will you?” +she added anxiously. + +“Wouldn’t dream of it,” said Fred, who was looking +like his birthday had come early. + +“Definitely not,” said George, sniggering. + +The Hogwarts Express slowed and finally stopped. + +Harry pulled out his quill and a bit of parchment and +turned to Ron and Hermione. + +“This is called a telephone number,” he told Ron, +scribbling it twice, tearing the parchment in two, and +handing it to them. “I told your dad how to use a +telephone last summer — he’ll know. Call me at the +Dursleys’, okay? I can’t stand another two months +with only Dudley to talk to. ...” + +“Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won’t +they?” said Hermione as they got off the train and +joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted +barrier. “When they hear what you did this year? + +“Proud?” said Harry. “Are you crazy? All those times I +could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be +furious. ...” + +And together they walked back through the gateway +to the Muggle world. + + + +Page | 380 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling + + + + +/ + + + + +OWL POST + +Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways. +For one thing, he hated the summer holidays more +than any other time of year. For another, he really +wanted to do his homework but was forced to do it in +secret, in the dead of night. And he also happened to +be a wizard. + +It was nearly midnight, and he was lying on his +stomach in bed, the blankets drawn right over his +head like a tent, a flashlight in one hand and a large +leather-bound book (A History of Magic by Bathilda +Bagshot) propped open against the pillow. Harry +moved the tip of his eagle-feather quill down the page, +frowning as he looked for something that would help +him write his essay, “Witch Burning in the Fourteenth +Century Was Completely Pointless — discuss.” + +The quill paused at the top of a likely-looking +paragraph. Harry pushed his round glasses up the +bridge of his nose, moved his flashlight closer to the +book, and read: + + + +Page | 2 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +Non-magic people (more commonly known as +Muggles) were particularly afraid of magic in medieval +times, but not very good at recognizing it. On the rare +occasion that they did catch a real witch or wizard, +burning had no effect whatsoever. The witch or wizard +would perform a basic Flame Freezing Charm and +then pretend to shriek with pain while enjoying a +gentle, tickling sensation. Indeed, Wendelin the Weird +enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed +herself to be caught no less than forty-seven times in +various disguises. + +Harry put his quill between his teeth and reached +underneath his pillow for his ink bottle and a roll of +parchment. Slowly and very carefully he unscrewed +the ink bottle, dipped his quill into it, and began to +write, pausing every now and then to listen, because +if any of the Dursleys heard the scratching of his quill +on their way to the bathroom, he’d probably find +himself locked in the cupboard under the stairs for +the rest of the summer. + +The Dursley family of number four, Privet Drive, was +the reason that Harry never enjoyed his summer +holidays. Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and their son, +Dudley, were Harry’s only living relatives. They were +Muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude +toward magic. Harry’s dead parents, who had been a +witch and wizard themselves, were never mentioned +under the Dursleys’ roof. For years, Aunt Petunia and +Uncle Vernon had hoped that if they kept Harry as +downtrodden as possible, they would be able to +squash the magic out of him. To their fury, they had +been unsuccessful. These days they lived in terror of +anyone finding out that Harry had spent most of the +last two years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry. The most they could do, however, was to +lock away Harry’s spellbooks, wand, cauldron, and + + + +Page | 3 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +broomstick at the start of the summer break, and +forbid him to talk to the neighbors. + +This separation from his spellbooks had been a real +problem for Harry, because his teachers at Hogwarts +had given him a lot of holiday work. One of the +essays, a particularly nasty one about shrinking +potions, was for Harry’s least favorite teacher, +Professor Snape, who would be delighted to have an +excuse to give Harry detention for a month. Harry had +therefore seized his chance in the first week of the +holidays. While Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and +Dudley had gone out into the front garden to admire +Uncle Vernon’s new company car (in very loud voices, +so that the rest of the street would notice it too), + +Harry had crept downstairs, picked the lock on the +cupboard under the stairs, grabbed some of his +books, and hidden them in his bedroom. As long as +he didn’t leave spots of ink on the sheets, the +Dursleys need never know that he was studying +magic by night. + +Harry was particularly keen to avoid trouble with his +aunt and uncle at the moment, as they were already +in an especially bad mood with him, all because he’d +received a telephone call from a fellow wizard one +week into the school vacation. + +Ron Weasley, who was one of Harry’s best friends at +Hogwarts, came from a whole family of wizards. This +meant that he knew a lot of things Harry didn’t, but +had never used a telephone before. Most unluckily it +had been Uncle Vernon who had answered the call. + +“Vernon Dursley speaking.” + +Harry, who happened to be in the room at the time, +froze as he heard Ron’s voice answer. + + + +Page | 4 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I — WANT — +TO — TALK — TO — HARRY — POTTER!” + +Ron was yelling so loudly that Uncle Vernon jumped +and held the receiver a foot away from his ear, staring +at it with an expression of mingled fury and alarm. + +“WHO IS THIS?” he roared in the direction of the +mouthpiece. “WHO ARE YOU?” + +“RON — WEASLEY!” Ron bellowed back, as though he +and Uncle Vernon were speaking from opposite ends +of a football field. “I’M — A — FRIEND — OF — +HARRY’S — FROM — SCHOOL — ” + +Uncle Vernon’s small eyes swiveled around to Harry, +who was rooted to the spot. + +“THERE IS NO HARRY POTTER HERE!” he roared, +now holding the receiver at arm’s length, as though +frightened it might explode. “I DONT KNOW WHAT +SCHOOL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! NEVER +CONTACT ME AGAIN! DONT YOU COME NEAR MY +FAMILY!” + +And he threw the receiver back onto the telephone as +if dropping a poisonous spider. + +The fight that had followed had been one of the worst +ever. + +“HOW DARE YOU GIVE THIS NUMBER TO PEOPLE +LIKE — PEOPLE LIKE YOU!” Uncle Vernon had +roared, spraying Harry with spit. + +Ron obviously realized that he’d gotten Harry into +trouble, because he hadn’t called again. Harry’s other +best friend from Hogwarts, Hermione Granger, hadn’t +been in touch either. Harry suspected that Ron had + +Page | 5 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +warned Hermione not to call, which was a pity, +because Hermione, the cleverest witch in Harry’s +year, had Muggle parents, knew perfectly well how to +use a telephone, and would probably have had +enough sense not to say that she went to Hogwarts. + +So Harry had had no word from any of his wizarding +friends for five long weeks, and this summer was +turning out to be almost as bad as the last one. There +was just one very small improvement — after +swearing that he wouldn’t use her to send letters to +any of his friends, Harry had been allowed to let his +owl, Hedwig, out at night. Uncle Vernon had given in +because of the racket Hedwig made if she was locked +in her cage all the time. + +Harry finished writing about Wendelin the Weird and +paused to listen again. The silence in the dark house +was broken only by the distant, grunting snores of his +enormous cousin, Dudley. It must be very late, Harry +thought. His eyes were itching with tiredness. + +Perhaps he’d finish this essay tomorrow night. ... + +He replaced the top of the ink bottle; pulled an old +pillowcase from under his bed; put the flashlight, A +History of Magic, his essay, quill, and ink inside it; got +out of bed; and hid the lot under a loose floorboard +under his bed. Then he stood up, stretched, and +checked the time on the luminous alarm clock on his +bedside table. + +It was one o’clock in the morning. Harry’s stomach +gave a funny jolt. He had been thirteen years old, +without realizing it, for a whole hour. + +Yet another unusual thing about Harry was how little +he looked forward to his birthdays. He had never +received a birthday card in his life. The Dursleys had + + + +Page | 6 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +completely ignored his last two birthdays, and he had +no reason to suppose they would remember this one. + +Harry walked across the dark room, past Hedwig’s +large, empty cage, to the open window. He leaned on +the sill, the cool night air pleasant on his face after a +long time under the blankets. Hedwig had been +absent for two nights now. Harry wasn’t worried +about her: she’d been gone this long before. But he +hoped she’d be back soon — she was the only living +creature in this house who didn’t flinch at the sight of +him. + +Harry, though still rather small and skinny for his +age, had grown a few inches over the last year. His +jet-black hair, however, was just as it always had +been — stubbornly untidy, whatever he did to it. The +eyes behind his glasses were bright green, and on his +forehead, clearly visible through his hair, was a thin +scar, shaped like a bolt of lightning. + +Of all the unusual things about Harry, this scar was +the most extraordinary of all. It was not, as the +Dursleys had pretended for ten years, a souvenir of +the car crash that had killed Harry’s parents, because +Lily and James Potter had not died in a car crash. +They had been murdered, murdered by the most +feared Dark wizard for a hundred years, Lord +Voldemort. Harry had escaped from the same attack +with nothing more than a scar on his forehead, where +Voldemort’s curse, instead of killing him, had +rebounded upon its originator. Barely alive, + +Voldemort had fled. ... + +But Harry had come face-to-face with him at +Hogwarts. Remembering their last meeting as he +stood at the dark window, Harry had to admit he was +lucky even to have reached his thirteenth birthday. + + + +Page | 7 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He scanned the starry sky for a sign of Hedwig, +perhaps soaring back to him with a dead mouse +dangling from her beak, expecting praise. Gazing +absently over the rooftops, it was a few seconds before +Harry realized what he was seeing. + +Silhouetted against the golden moon, and growing +larger every moment, was a large, strangely lopsided +creature, and it was flapping in Harry’s direction. He +stood quite still, watching it sink lower and lower. For +a split second he hesitated, his hand on the window +latch, wondering whether to slam it shut. But then +the bizarre creature soared over one of the street +lamps of Privet Drive, and Harry, realizing what it +was, leapt aside. + +Through the window soared three owls, two of them +holding up the third, which appeared to be +unconscious. They landed with a soft flump on +Harry’s bed, and the middle owl, which was large and +gray, keeled right over and lay motionless. There was +a large package tied to its legs. + +Harry recognized the unconscious owl at once — his +name was Errol, and he belonged to the Weasley +family. Harry dashed to the bed, untied the cords +around Errol’s legs, took off the parcel, and then +carried Errol to Hedwig’s cage. Errol opened one +bleary eye, gave a feeble hoot of thanks, and began to +gulp some water. + +Harry turned back to the remaining owls. One of +them, the large snowy female, was his own Hedwig. +She, too, was carrying a parcel and looked extremely +pleased with herself. She gave Harry an affectionate +nip with her beak as he removed her burden, then +flew across the room to join Errol. + + + +Page | 8 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry didn’t recognize the third owl, a handsome +tawny one, but he knew at once where it had come +from, because in addition to a third package, it was +carrying a letter bearing the Hogwarts crest. When +Harry relieved this owl of its burden, it ruffled its +feathers importantly, stretched its wings, and took off +through the window into the night. + +Harry sat down on his bed and grabbed Errol’s +package, ripped off the brown paper, and discovered a +present wrapped in gold, and his first ever birthday +card. Fingers trembling slightly, he opened the +envelope. Two pieces of paper fell out — a letter and a +newspaper clipping. + +The clipping had clearly come out of the wizarding +newspaper, the Daily Prophet, because the people in +the black-and-white picture were moving. Harry +picked up the clipping, smoothed it out, and read: + +MINISTRY OF MAGIC EMPLOYEE + +SCOOPS GRAND PRIZE + +Arthur Weasley, Head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts +Office at the Ministry of Magic, has won the annual +Daily Prophet Grand Prize Galleon Draw. + +A delighted Mr. Weasley told the Daily Prophet, “We +will be spending the gold on a summer holiday in +Egypt, where our eldest son, Bill, works as a curse +breaker for Gringotts Wizarding Bank. ” + +The Weasley family will be spending a month in +Egypt, returning for the start of the new school year +at Hogwarts, which five of the Weasley children +currently attend. + + + +Page | 9 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry scanned the moving photograph, and a grin +spread across his face as he saw all nine of the +Weasleys waving furiously at him, standing in front of +a large pyramid. Plump little Mrs. Weasley; tall, +balding Mr. Weasley; six sons; and one daughter, all +(though the black-and-white picture didn’t show it) +with flaming-red hair. Right in the middle of the +picture was Ron, tall and gangling, with his pet rat, +Scabbers, on his shoulder and his arm around his +little sister, Ginny. + +Harry couldn’t think of anyone who deserved to win a +large pile of gold more than the Weasleys, who were +very nice and extremely poor. He picked up Ron’s +letter and unfolded it. + +Dear Harry, + +Happy birthday! + +Look, I’m really sorry about that telephone call. I hope +the Muggles didn’t give you a hard time. I asked Dad, +and he reckons I shouldn’t have shouted. + +It’s amazing here in Egypt. Bill’s taken us around all +the tombs and you wouldn’t believe the curses those +old Egyptian wizards put on them. Mum wouldn’t let +Ginny come in the last one. There were all these +mutant skeletons in there, of Muggles who’d broken in +and grown extra heads and stuff. + +I couldn’t believe it when Dad won the Daily Prophet +Draw. Seven hundred galleons! Most of it’s gone on +this trip, but they’re going to buy me a new wand for +next year. + +Harry remembered only too well the occasion when +Ron’s old wand had snapped. It had happened when + + + +Page | 10 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the car the two of them had been flying to Hogwarts +had crashed into a tree on the school grounds. + +We’ll be back about a week before term starts and +we’ll be going up to London to get my wand and our +new books. Any chance of meeting you there? + +Don’t let the Muggles get you down! + +Try and come to London, + +Ron + +PS. Percy’s Head Boy. He got the letter last week. + +Harry glanced back at the photograph. Percy, who +was in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts, was +looking particularly smug. He had pinned his Head +Boy badge to the fez perched jauntily on top of his +neat hair, his horn-rimmed glasses flashing in the +Egyptian sun. + +Harry now turned to his present and unwrapped it. +Inside was what looked like a miniature glass +spinning top. There was another note from Ron +beneath it. + +Harry — this is a Pocket Sneakoscope. If there’s +someone untrustworthy around, it’s supposed to light +up and spin. Bill says it’s rubbish sold for wizard +tourists and isn’t reliable, because it kept lighting up at +dinner last night. But he didn’t realize Fred and George +had put beetles in his soup. + +Bye — + +Ron + + + +Page | 11 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry put the Pocket Sneakoscope on his bedside +table, where it stood quite still, balanced on its point, +reflecting the luminous hands of his clock. He looked +at it happily for a few seconds, then picked up the +parcel Hedwig had brought. + +Inside this, too, there was a wrapped present, a card, +and a letter, this time from Hermione. + +Dear Harry, + +Ron wrote to me and told me about his phone call to +your Uncle Vernon. I do hope you’re all right. + +I’m on holiday in France at the moment and I didn’t +know how I was going to send this to you — what if +they’d opened it at customs? — but then Hedwig +turned up! I think she wanted to make sure you got +something for your birthday for a change. I bought your +present by owl-order; there was an advertisement in +the Daily Prophet (I’ve been getting it delivered; it’s so +good to keep up with what’s going on in the wizarding +world). Did you see that picture of Ron and his family a +week ago? I bet he’s learning loads. I’m really jealous +— the ancient Egyptian wizards were fascinating. + +There’s some interesting local history of witchcraft +here, too. I’ve rewritten my whole History of Magic +essay to include some of the things I’ve found out. I +hope it’s not too long — it’s two rolls of parchment more +than Professor Binns asked for. + +Ron says he’s going to be in London in the last week of +the holidays. Can you make it? Will your aunt and +uncle let you come? I really hope you can. If not, I’ll see +you on the Hogwarts Express on September first! + +Love from + + + +Page | 12 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione + + + +PS. Ron says Percy’s Head Boy. I’ll bet Percy’s really +pleased. + +Ron doesn’t seem too happy about it. + +Harry laughed as he put Hermione ’s letter aside and +picked up her present. It was very heavy. Knowing +Hermione, he was sure it would be a large book full of +very difficult spells — but it wasn’t. His heart gave a +huge bound as he ripped back the paper and saw a +sleek black leather case, with silver words stamped +across it, reading Broomstick Servicing Kit. + +“Wow, Hermione!” Harry whispered, unzipping the +case to look inside. + +There was a large jar of Fleetwood’s High-Finish +Handle Polish, a pair of gleaming silver Tail-Twig +Clippers, a tiny brass compass to clip on your broom +for long journeys, and a Handbook of Do-It-Yourself +Broomcare. + +Apart from his friends, the thing that Harry missed +most about Hogwarts was Quidditch, the most +popular sport in the magical world — highly +dangerous, very exciting, and played on broomsticks. +Harry happened to be a very good Quidditch player; +he had been the youngest person in a century to be +picked for one of the Hogwarts House teams. One of +Harry’s most prized possessions was his Nimbus Two +Thousand racing broom. + +Harry put the leather case aside and picked up his +last parcel. He recognized the untidy scrawl on the +brown paper at once: this was from Hagrid, the +Hogwarts gamekeeper. He tore off the top layer of +paper and glimpsed something green and leathery, +Page | 13 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but before he could unwrap it properly, the parcel +gave a strange quiver, and whatever was inside it +snapped loudly — as though it had jaws. + +Harry froze. He knew that Hagrid would never send +him anything dangerous on purpose, but then, + +Hagrid didn’t have a normal person’s view of what +was dangerous. Hagrid had been known to befriend +giant spiders, buy vicious, three-headed dogs from +men in pubs, and sneak illegal dragon eggs into his +cabin. + +Harry poked the parcel nervously. It snapped loudly +again. Harry reached for the lamp on his bedside +table, gripped it firmly in one hand, and raised it over +his head, ready to strike. Then he seized the rest of +the wrapping paper in his other hand and pulled. + +And out fell — a book. Harry just had time to register +its handsome green cover, emblazoned with the +golden title The Monster Book of Monsters, before it +flipped onto its edge and scuttled sideways along the +bed like some weird crab. + +“Uh-oh,” Harry muttered. + +The book toppled off the bed with a loud clunk and +shuffled rapidly across the room. Harry followed it +stealthily. The book was hiding in the dark space +under his desk. Praying that the Dursleys were still +fast asleep, Harry got down on his hands and knees +and reached toward it. + +“Ouch!” + +The book snapped shut on his hand and then flapped +past him, still scuttling on its covers. Harry +scrambled around, threw himself forward, and + + + +Page | 14 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +managed to flatten it. Uncle Vernon gave a loud, +sleepy grunt in the room next door. + +Hedwig and Errol watched interestedly as Harry +clamped the struggling book tightly in his arms, +hurried to his chest of drawers, and pulled out a belt, +which he buckled tightly around it. The Monster Book +shuddered angrily, but could no longer flap and snap, +so Harry threw it down on the bed and reached for +Hagrid’s card. + +Dear Harry, + +Happy birthday! + +Think you might find this useful for next year. + +Won’t say no more here. Tell you when I see you. + +Hope the Muggles are treating you right. + +All the best, + +Hagrid + +It struck Harry as ominous that Hagrid thought a +biting book would come in useful, but he put Hagrid’s +card up next to Ron’s and Hermione’s, grinning more +broadly than ever. Now there was only the letter from +Hogwarts left. + +Noticing that it was rather thicker than usual, Harry +slit open the envelope, pulled out the first page of +parchment within, and read: + +Dear Mr. Potter, + +Please note that the new school year will begin on +September the first. The Hogwarts Express will leave + +Page | 15 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +from King’s Cross station, platform nine and three- +quarters, at eleven o’clock. + +Third years are permitted to visit the village of +Hogsmeade on certain weekends. Please give the +enclosed permission form to your parent or guardian to +sign. + +A list of books for next year is enclosed. + +Yours sincerely, + +Professor M. McGonagall +Deputy Headmistress + +Harry pulled out the Hogsmeade permission form and +looked at it, no longer grinning. It would be wonderful +to visit Hogsmeade on weekends; he knew it was an +entirely wizarding village, and he had never set foot +there. But how on earth was he going to persuade +Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia to sign the form? + +He looked over at the alarm clock. It was now two +o’clock in the morning. + +Deciding that he’d worry about the Hogsmeade form +when he woke up, Harry got back into bed and +reached up to cross off another day on the chart he’d +made for himself, counting down the days left until +his return to Hogwarts. Then he took off his glasses +and lay down, eyes open, facing his three birthday +cards. + +Extremely unusual though he was, at that moment +Harry Potter felt just like everyone else — glad, for the +first time in his life, that it was his birthday. + + + +Page | 16 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +AUNT MARGE’S BIG MISTAKE + +Harry went down to breakfast the next morning to +find the three Dursleys already sitting around the +kitchen table. They were watching a brand-new +television, a welcome-home-for-the-summer present +for Dudley, who had been complaining loudly about +the long walk between the fridge and the television in +the living room. Dudley had spent most of the +summer in the kitchen, his piggy little eyes fixed on +the screen and his five chins wobbling as he ate +continually. + +Harry sat down between Dudley and Uncle Vernon, a +large, beefy man with very little neck and a lot of +mustache. Far from wishing Harry a happy birthday, +none of the Dursleys made any sign that they had +noticed Harry enter the room, but Harry was far too +used to this to care. He helped himself to a piece of +toast and then looked up at the reporter on the +television, who was halfway through a report on an +escaped convict: + + + +Page | 17 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +"... The public is warned that Black is armed and +extremely dangerous. A special hot line has been set +up, and any sighting of Black should be reported +immediately.” + +“No need to tell us he’s no good,” snorted Uncle +Vernon, staring over the top of his newspaper at the +prisoner. “Look at the state of him, the filthy +layabout! Look at his hair!” + +He shot a nasty look sideways at Harry, whose untidy +hair had always been a source of great annoyance to +Uncle Vernon. Compared to the man on the +television, however, whose gaunt face was +surrounded by a matted, elbow-length tangle, Harry +felt very well groomed indeed. + +The reporter had reappeared. + +“The Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries will +announce today — ” + +“Hang on!” barked Uncle Vernon, staring furiously at +the reporter. “You didn’t tell us where that maniac’s +escaped from! What use is that? Lunatic could be +coming up the street right now!” + +Aunt Petunia, who was bony and horse-faced, +whipped around and peered intently out of the +kitchen window. Harry knew Aunt Petunia would +simply love to be the one to call the hot line number. +She was the nosiest woman in the world and spent +most of her life spying on the boring, law-abiding +neighbors. + +“When will they learn,” said Uncle Vernon, pounding +the table with his large purple fist, “that hanging’s the +only way to deal with these people?” + + + +Page | 18 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Very true,” said Aunt Petunia, who was still +squinting into next door’s runner beans. + +Uncle Vernon drained his teacup, glanced at his +watch, and added, “I’d better be off in a minute, +Petunia. Marge’s train gets in at ten.” + +Harry, whose thoughts had been upstairs with the +Broomstick Servicing Kit, was brought back to earth +with an unpleasant bump. + +“Aunt Marge?” he blurted out. “Sh — she’s not +coming here, is she?” + +Aunt Marge was Uncle Vernon’s sister. Even though +she was not a blood relative of Harry’s (whose mother +had been Aunt Petunia’s sister), he had been forced to +call her “Aunt” all his life. Aunt Marge lived in the +country, in a house with a large garden, where she +bred bulldogs. She didn’t often stay at Privet Drive, +because she couldn’t bear to leave her precious dogs, +but each of her visits stood out horribly vividly in +Harry’s mind. + +At Dudley’s fifth birthday party, Aunt Marge had +whacked Harry around the shins with her walking +stick to stop him from beating Dudley at musical +statues. A few years later, she had turned up at +Christmas with a computerized robot for Dudley and +a box of dog biscuits for Harry. On her last visit, the +year before Harry started at Hogwarts, Harry had +accidentally trodden on the tail of her favorite dog. +Ripper had chased Harry out into the garden and up +a tree, and Aunt Marge had refused to call him off +until past midnight. The memory of this incident still +brought tears of laughter to Dudley’s eyes. + +“Marge’ll be here for a week,” Uncle Vernon snarled, +“and while we’re on the subject” — he pointed a fat + +Page | 19 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +finger threateningly at Harry — “we need to get a few +things straight before I go and collect her.” + +Dudley smirked and withdrew his gaze from the +television. Watching Harry being bullied by Uncle +Vernon was Dudley’s favorite form of entertainment. + +“Firstly,” growled Uncle Vernon, “you’ll keep a civil +tongue in your head when you’re talking to Marge.” + +“All right,” said Harry bitterly, “if she does when she’s +talking to me.” + +“Secondly,” said Uncle Vernon, acting as though he +had not heard Harry’s reply, “as Marge doesn’t know +anything about your abnormality, I don’t want any — +any funny stuff while she’s here. You behave yourself, +got me?” + +“I will if she does,” said Harry through gritted teeth. + +“And thirdly,” said Uncle Vernon, his mean little eyes +now slits in his great purple face, “we’ve told Marge +you attend St. Brutus’s Secure Center for Incurably +Criminal Boys.” + +“What?” Harry yelled. + +“And you’ll be sticking to that story, boy, or there’ll be +trouble,” spat Uncle Vernon. + +Harry sat there, white-faced and furious, staring at +Uncle Vernon, hardly able to believe it. Aunt Marge +coming for a week-long visit — it was the worst +birthday present the Dursleys had ever given him, +including that pair of Uncle Vernon’s old socks. + + + +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, Petunia,” said Uncle Vernon, getting heavily to +his feet, “111 be off to the station, then. Want to come +along for the ride, Dudders?” + +“No,” said Dudley, whose attention had returned to +the television now that Uncle Vernon had finished +threatening Harry. + +“Duddy’s got to make himself smart for his auntie,” +said Aunt Petunia, smoothing Dudley’s thick blond +hair. “Mummy’s bought him a lovely new bow tie.” + +Uncle Vernon clapped Dudley on his porky shoulder. + +“See you in a bit, then,” he said, and he left the +kitchen. + +Harry, who had been sitting in a kind of horrified +trance, had a sudden idea. Abandoning his toast, he +got quickly to his feet and followed Uncle Vernon to +the front door. + +Uncle Vernon was pulling on his car coat. + +“I’m not taking you,” he snarled as he turned to see +Harry watching him. + +“Like I wanted to come,” said Harry coldly. “I want to +ask you something.” + +Uncle Vernon eyed him suspiciously. + +“Third years at Hog — at my school are allowed to +visit the village sometimes,” said Harry. + +“So?” snapped Uncle Vernon, taking his car keys from +a hook next to the door. + + + +Page | 21 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I need you to sign the permission form,” said Harry +in a rush. + +“And why should I do that?” sneered Uncle Vernon. + +“Well,” said Harry, choosing his words carefully, “it’ll +be hard work, pretending to Aunt Marge I go to that +St. Whatsits — ” + +“St. Brutus’s Secure Center for Incurably Criminal +Boys!” bellowed Uncle Vernon, and Harry was pleased +to hear a definite note of panic in Uncle Vernon’s +voice. + +“Exactly,” said Harry, looking calmly up into Uncle +Vernon’s large, purple face. “It’s a lot to remember. I’ll +have to make it sound convincing, won’t I? What if I +accidentally let something slip?” + +“ You’ll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won’t you?” +roared Uncle Vernon, advancing on Harry with his fist +raised. But Harry stood his ground. + +“Knocking the stuffing out of me won’t make Aunt +Marge forget what I could tell her,” he said grimly. + +Uncle Vernon stopped, his fist still raised, his face an +ugly puce. + +“But if you sign my permission form,” Harry went on +quickly, “I swear I’ll remember where I’m supposed to +go to school, and I’ll act like a Mug — like I’m normal +and everything.” + +Harry could tell that Uncle Vernon was thinking it +over, even if his teeth were bared and a vein was +throbbing in his temple. + + + +Page | 22 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Right,” he snapped finally. “I shall monitor your +behavior carefully during Marge’s visit. If, at the end +of it, you’ve toed the line and kept to the story, I’ll +sign your ruddy form.” + +He wheeled around, pulled open the front door, and +slammed it so hard that one of the little panes of +glass at the top fell out. + +Harry didn’t return to the kitchen. He went back +upstairs to his bedroom. If he was going to act like a +real Muggle, he’d better start now. Slowly and sadly +he gathered up all his presents and his birthday +cards and hid them under the loose floorboard with +his homework. Then he went to Hedwig’s cage. Errol +seemed to have recovered; he and Hedwig were both +asleep, heads under their wings. Harry sighed, then +poked them both awake. + +“Hedwig,” he said gloomily, “you’re going to have to +clear off for a week. Go with Errol. Ron’ll look after +you. I’ll write him a note, explaining. And don’t look at +me like that” — Hedwig’s large amber eyes were +reproachful — “it’s not my fault. It’s the only way I’ll +be allowed to visit Hogsmeade with Ron and +Hermione.” + +Ten minutes later, Errol and Hedwig (who had a note +to Ron bound to her leg) soared out of the window +and out of sight. Harry, now feeling thoroughly +miserable, put the empty cage away inside the +wardrobe. + +But Harry didn’t have long to brood. In next to no +time, Aunt Petunia was shrieking up the stairs for +Harry to come down and get ready to welcome their +guest. + + + +Page | 23 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do something about your hair!” Aunt Petunia +snapped as he reached the hall. + +Harry couldn’t see the point of trying to make his hair +lie flat. Aunt Marge loved criticizing him, so the +untidier he looked, the happier she would be. + +All too soon, there was a crunch of gravel outside as +Uncle Vernon’s car pulled back into the driveway, +then the clunk of the car doors and footsteps on the +garden path. + +“Get the door!” Aunt Petunia hissed at Harry. + +A feeling of great gloom in his stomach, Harry pulled +the door open. + +On the threshold stood Aunt Marge. She was very like +Uncle Vernon: large, beefy, and purple-faced, she +even had a mustache, though not as bushy as his. In +one hand she held an enormous suitcase, and tucked +under the other was an old and evil-tempered +bulldog. + +“Where’s my Dudders?” roared Aunt Marge. “Where’s +my neffy-poo?” + +Dudley came waddling down the hall, his blond hair +plastered flat to his fat head, a bow tie just visible +under his many chins. Aunt Marge thrust the +suitcase into Harry’s stomach, knocking the wind out +of him, seized Dudley in a tight one-armed hug, and +planted a large kiss on his cheek. + +Harry knew perfectly well that Dudley only put up +with Aunt Marge’s hugs because he was well paid for +it, and sure enough, when they broke apart, Dudley +had a crisp twenty-pound note clutched in his fat fist. + + + +Page | 24 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Petunia!” shouted Aunt Marge, striding past Harry as +though he was a hat stand. Aunt Marge and Aunt +Petunia kissed, or rather, Aunt Marge bumped her +large jaw against Aunt Petunia’s bony cheekbone. + +Uncle Vernon now came in, smiling jovially as he shut +the door. + +“Tea, Marge?” he said. “And what will Ripper take?” + +“Ripper can have some tea out of my saucer,” said +Aunt Marge as they all proceeded into the kitchen, +leaving Harry alone in the hall with the suitcase. But +Harry wasn’t complaining; any excuse not to be with +Aunt Marge was fine by him, so he began to heave the +case upstairs into the spare bedroom, taking as long +as he could. + +By the time he got back to the kitchen, Aunt Marge +had been supplied with tea and fruitcake, and Ripper +was lapping noisily in the corner. Harry saw Aunt +Petunia wince slightly as specks of tea and drool +flecked her clean floor. Aunt Petunia hated animals. + +“Who’s looking after the other dogs, Marge?” Uncle +Vernon asked. + +“Oh, I’ve got Colonel Fubster managing them,” +boomed Aunt Marge. “He’s retired now, good for him +to have something to do. But I couldn’t leave poor old +Ripper. He pines if he’s away from me.” + +Ripper began to growl again as Harry sat down. This +directed Aunt Marge’s attention to Harry for the first +time. + +“So!” she barked. “Still here, are you?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t you say ‘yes’ in that ungrateful tone,” Aunt +Marge growled. “It’s damn good of Vernon and +Petunia to keep you. Wouldn’t have done it myself. +You’d have gone straight to an orphanage if you’d +been dumped on my doorstep.” + +Harry was bursting to say that he’d rather live in an +orphanage than with the Dursleys, but the thought of +the Hogsmeade form stopped him. He forced his face +into a painful smile. + +“Don’t you smirk at me!” boomed Aunt Marge. “I can +see you haven’t improved since I last saw you. I hoped +school would knock some manners into you.” She +took a large gulp of tea, wiped her mustache, and +said, “Where is it that you send him, again, Vernon?” + +“St. Brutus’s,” said Uncle Vernon promptly. “It’s a +first-rate institution for hopeless cases.” + +“I see,” said Aunt Marge. “Do they use the cane at St. +Brutus’s, boy?” she barked across the table. + +“Er — ” + + + +Uncle Vernon nodded curtly behind Aunt Marge’s +back. + +“Yes,” said Harry. Then, feeling he might as well do +the thing properly, he added, “all the time.” + +“Excellent,” said Aunt Marge. “I won’t have this +namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not +hitting people who deserve it. A good thrashing is +what’s needed in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred. +Have you been beaten often?” + +“Oh, yeah,” said Harry, “loads of times.” + + + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aunt Marge narrowed her eyes. + + + +“I still don’t like your tone, boy,” she said. “If you can +speak of your beatings in that casual way, they +clearly aren’t hitting you hard enough. Petunia, I’d +write if I were you. Make it clear that you approve the +use of extreme force in this boy’s case.” + +Perhaps Uncle Vernon was worried that Harry might +forget their bargain; in any case, he changed the +subject abruptly. + +“Heard the news this morning, Marge? What about +that escaped prisoner, eh?” + +As Aunt Marge started to make herself at home, Harry +caught himself thinking almost longingly of life at +number four without her. Uncle Vernon and Aunt +Petunia usually encouraged Harry to stay out of their +way, which Harry was only too happy to do. Aunt +Marge, on the other hand, wanted Harry under her +eye at all times, so that she could boom out +suggestions for his improvement. She delighted in +comparing Harry with Dudley, and took huge +pleasure in buying Dudley expensive presents while +glaring at Harry, as though daring him to ask why he +hadn’t got a present too. She also kept throwing out +dark hints about what made Harry such an +unsatisfactory person. + +“You mustn’t blame yourself for the way the boy’s +turned out, Vernon,” she said over lunch on the third +day. “If there’s something rotten on the inside, there’s +nothing anyone can do about it.” + +Harry tried to concentrate on his food, but his hands +shook and his face was starting to burn with anger. +Remember the form, he told himself. Think about +Hogsmeade. Don’t say anything. Don’t rise — + +Page | 27 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aunt Marge reached for her glass of wine. + + + +“It’s one of the basic rules of breeding,” she said. “You +see it all the time with dogs. If there’s something +wrong with the bitch, there’ll be something wrong +with the pup — ” + +At that moment, the wineglass Aunt Marge was +holding exploded in her hand. Shards of glass flew in +every direction and Aunt Marge sputtered and +blinked, her great ruddy face dripping. + +“Marge!” squealed Aunt Petunia. “Marge, are you all +right?” + +“Not to worry,” grunted Aunt Marge, mopping her face +with her napkin. “Must have squeezed it too hard. Did +the same thing at Colonel Fubster’s the other day. No +need to fuss, Petunia, I have a very firm grip ...” + +But Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon were both +looking at Harry suspiciously, so he decided he’d +better skip dessert and escape from the table as soon +as he could. + +Outside in the hall, he leaned against the wall, +breathing deeply. It had been a long time since he’d +lost control and made something explode. He couldn’t +afford to let it happen again. The Hogsmeade form +wasn’t the only thing at stake — if he carried on like +that, he’d be in trouble with the Ministry of Magic. + +Harry was still an underage wizard, and he was +forbidden by wizard law to do magic outside school. +His record wasn’t exactly clean either. Only last +summer he’d gotten an official warning that had +stated quite clearly that if the Ministry got wind of +any more magic in Privet Drive, Harry would face +expulsion from Hogwarts. + +Page | 28 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He heard the Dursleys leaving the table and hurried +upstairs out of the way. + +Harry got through the next three days by forcing +himself to think about his Handbook of Do-It-Yourself +Broomcare whenever Aunt Marge started on him. This +worked quite well, though it seemed to give him a +glazed look, because Aunt Marge started voicing the +opinion that he was mentally subnormal. + +At last, at long last, the final evening of Marge’s stay +arrived. Aunt Petunia cooked a fancy dinner and +Uncle Vernon uncorked several bottles of wine. They +got all the way through the soup and the salmon +without a single mention of Harry’s faults; during the +lemon meringue pie, Uncle Vernon bored them all +with a long talk about Grunnings, his drill-making +company; then Aunt Petunia made coffee and Uncle +Vernon brought out a bottle of brandy. + +“Can I tempt you, Marge?” + +Aunt Marge had already had quite a lot of wine. Her +huge face was very red. + +“Just a small one, then,” she chuckled. “A bit more +than that ... and a bit more ... that’s the ticket.” + +Dudley was eating his fourth slice of pie. Aunt +Petunia was sipping coffee with her little finger +sticking out. Harry really wanted to disappear into his +bedroom, but he met Uncle Vernon’s angry little eyes +and knew he would have to sit it out. + +“Aah,” said Aunt Marge, smacking her lips and +putting the empty brandy glass back down. “Excellent +nosh, Petunia. It’s normally just a fry-up for me of an +evening, with twelve dogs to look after. ...” She +burped richly and patted her great tweed stomach. +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Pardon me. But I do like to see a healthy-sized boy,” +she went on, winking at Dudley. “You’ll be a proper- +sized man, Dudders, like your father. Yes, I’ll have a +spot more brandy, Vernon. ...” + +“Now, this one here — ” + +She jerked her head at Harry, who felt his stomach +clench. The Handbook, he thought quickly. + +“This one’s got a mean, runty look about him. You get +that with dogs. I had Colonel Fubster drown one last +year. Ratty little thing it was. Weak. Underbred.” + +Harry was trying to remember page twelve of his +book: A Charm to Cure Reluctant Reversers. + +“It all comes down to blood, as I was saying the other +day. Bad blood will out. Now, I’m saying nothing +against your family, Petunia” — she patted Aunt +Petunia’s bony hand with her shovellike one — “but +your sister was a bad egg. They turn up in the best +families. Then she ran off with a wastrel and here’s +the result right in front of us.” + +Harry was staring at his plate, a funny ringing in his +ears. Grasp your broom firmly by the tail, he thought. +But he couldn’t remember what came next. Aunt +Marge’s voice seemed to be boring into him like one of +Uncle Vernon’s drills. + +“This Potter,” said Aunt Marge loudly, seizing the +brandy bottle and splashing more into her glass and +over the tablecloth, “you never told me what he did?” + +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia were looking +extremely tense. Dudley had even looked up from his +pie to gape at his parents. + + + +Page | 30 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He — didn’t work,” said Uncle Vernon, with half a +glance at Harry. “Unemployed.” + + + +“As I expected!” said Aunt Marge, taking a huge swig +of brandy and wiping her chin on her sleeve. “A no- +account, good-for-nothing, lazy scrounger who — ” + +“He was not,” said Harry suddenly. The table went +very quiet. Harry was shaking all over. He had never +felt so angry in his life. + +“MORE BRANDY!” yelled Uncle Vernon, who had gone +very white. He emptied the bottle into Aunt Marge’s +glass. “You, boy,” he snarled at Harry. “Go to bed, go +on — ” + + + +“No, Vernon,” hiccuped Aunt Marge, holding up a +hand, her tiny bloodshot eyes fixed on Harry’s. “Go +on, boy, go on. Proud of your parents, are you? They +go and get themselves killed in a car crash (drunk, I +expect) — ” + +“They didn’t die in a car crash!” said Harry, who +found himself on his feet. + +“They died in a car crash, you nasty little liar, and left +you to be a burden on their decent, hardworking +relatives!” screamed Aunt Marge, swelling with fury. +“You are an insolent, ungrateful little — ” + +But Aunt Marge suddenly stopped speaking. For a +moment, it looked as though words had failed her. + +She seemed to be swelling with inexpressible anger — +but the swelling didn’t stop. Her great red face started +to expand, her tiny eyes bulged, and her mouth +stretched too tightly for speech — next second, +several buttons had just burst from her tweed jacket +and pinged off the walls — she was inflating like a +monstrous balloon, her stomach bursting free of her +Page | 31 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tweed waistband, each of her fingers blowing up like a +salami — + +“MARGE!” yelled Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia +together as Aunt Marge’s whole body began to rise off +her chair toward the ceiling. She was entirely round, +now, like a vast life buoy with piggy eyes, and her +hands and feet stuck out weirdly as she drifted up +into the air, making apoplectic popping noises. Ripper +came skidding into the room, barking madly. + +“NOOOOOOO!” + +Uncle Vernon seized one of Marge’s feet and tried to +pull her down again, but was almost lifted from the +floor himself. A second later, Ripper leapt forward and +sank his teeth into Uncle Vernon’s leg. + +Harry tore from the dining room before anyone could +stop him, heading for the cupboard under the stairs. +The cupboard door burst magically open as he +reached it. In seconds, he had heaved his trunk to the +front door. He sprinted upstairs and threw himself +under the bed, wrenching up the loose floorboard, +and grabbed the pillowcase full of his books and +birthday presents. He wriggled out, seized Hedwig’s +empty cage, and dashed back downstairs to his +trunk, just as Uncle Vernon burst out of the dining +room, his trouser leg in bloody tatters. + +“COME BACK IN HERE!” he bellowed. “COME BACK +AND PUT HER RIGHT!” + +But a reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked +his trunk open, pulled out his wand, and pointed it at +Uncle Vernon. + +“She deserved it,” Harry said, breathing very fast. + +“She deserved what she got. You keep away from me.” + +Page | 32 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He fumbled behind him for the latch on the door. + + + +“I’m going,” Harry said. “I’ve had enough.” + +And in the next moment, he was out in the dark, +quiet street, heaving his heavy trunk behind him, +Hedwig’s cage under his arm. + + + +Page | 33 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +3 + + + + +THE KNIGHT BUS + +Harry was several streets away before he collapsed +onto a low wall in Magnolia Crescent, panting from +the effort of dragging his trunk. He sat quite still, +anger still surging through him, listening to the +frantic thumping of his heart. + +But after ten minutes alone in the dark street, a new +emotion overtook him: panic. Whichever way he +looked at it, he had never been in a worse fix. He was +stranded, quite alone, in the dark Muggle world, with +absolutely nowhere to go. And the worst of it was, he +had just done serious magic, which meant that he +was almost certainly expelled from Hogwarts. He had +broken the Decree for the Restriction of Underage +Wizardry so badly, he was surprised Ministry of Magic +representatives weren’t swooping down on him where +he sat. + +Harry shivered and looked up and down Magnolia +Crescent. What was going to happen to him? Would +he be arrested, or would he simply be outlawed from +the wizarding world? He thought of Ron and + +Page | 34 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hermione, and his heart sank even lower. Harry was +sure that, criminal or not, Ron and Hermione would +want to help him now, but they were both abroad, +and with Hedwig gone, he had no means of contacting +them. + +He didn’t have any Muggle money, either. There was a +little wizard gold in the money bag at the bottom of +his trunk, but the rest of the fortune his parents had +left him was stored in a vault at Gringotts Wizarding +Bank in London. He’d never be able to drag his trunk +all the way to London. Unless ... + +He looked down at his wand, which he was still +clutching in his hand. If he was already expelled (his +heart was now thumping painfully fast), a bit more +magic couldn’t hurt. He had the Invisibility Cloak he +had inherited from his father — what if he bewitched +the trunk to make it feather-light, tied it to his +broomstick, covered himself in the cloak, and flew to +London? Then he could get the rest of his money out +of his vault and ... begin his life as an outcast. It was +a horrible prospect, but he couldn’t sit on this wall +forever, or he’d find himself trying to explain to +Muggle police why he was out in the dead of night +with a trunkful of spellbooks and a broomstick. + +Harry opened his trunk again and pushed the +contents aside, looking for the Invisibility Cloak — +but before he had found it, he straightened up +suddenly, looking around him once more. + +A funny prickling on the back of his neck had made +Harry feel he was being watched, but the street +appeared to be deserted, and no lights shone from +any of the large square houses. + +He bent over his trunk again, but almost immediately +stood up once more, his hand clenched on his wand. + +Page | 35 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had sensed rather than heard it: someone or +something was standing in the narrow gap between +the garage and the fence behind him. Harry squinted +at the black alleyway. If only it would move, then he’d +know whether it was just a stray cat or — something +else. + +“Lumos,” Harry muttered, and a light appeared at the +end of his wand, almost dazzling him. He held it high +over his head, and the pebble-dashed walls of number +two suddenly sparkled; the garage door gleamed, and +between them Harry saw, quite distinctly, the hulking +outline of something very big, with wide, gleaming +eyes. + +Harry stepped backward. His legs hit his trunk and +he tripped. His wand flew out of his hand as he flung +out an arm to break his fall, and he landed, hard, in +the gutter — + +There was a deafening BANG, and Harry threw up his +hands to shield his eyes against a sudden blinding +light — + +With a yell, he rolled back onto the pavement, just in +time. A second later, a gigantic pair of wheels and +headlights screeched to a halt exactly where Harry +had just been lying. They belonged, as Harry saw +when he raised his head, to a triple-decker, violently +purple bus, which had appeared out of thin air. Gold +lettering over the windshield spelled The Knight Bus. + +For a split second, Harry wondered if he had been +knocked silly by his fall. Then a conductor in a purple +uniform leapt out of the bus and began to speak +loudly to the night. + +“Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for +the stranded witch or wizard. Just stick out your + +Page | 36 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wand hand, step on board, and we can take you +anywhere you want to go. My name is Stan Shunpike, +and I will be your conductor this eve — ” + +The conductor stopped abruptly. He had just caught +sight of Harry, who was still sitting on the ground. +Harry snatched up his wand again and scrambled to +his feet. Close up, he saw that Stan Shunpike was +only a few years older than he was, eighteen or +nineteen at most, with large, protruding ears and +quite a few pimples. + +“What were you doin’ down there?” said Stan, +dropping his professional manner. + +“Fell over,” said Harry. + +“ ’Choo fall over for?” sniggered Stan. + +“I didn’t do it on purpose,” said Harry, annoyed. One +of the knees in his jeans was torn, and the hand he +had thrown out to break his fall was bleeding. He +suddenly remembered why he had fallen over and +turned around quickly to stare at the alleyway +between the garage and fence. The Knight Bus’s +headlamps were flooding it with light, and it was +empty. + +“ ’Choo lookin’ at?” said Stan. + +“There was a big black thing,” said Harry, pointing +uncertainly into the gap. “Like a dog ... but massive + + + +He looked around at Stan, whose mouth was slightly +open. With a feeling of unease, Harry saw Stan’s eyes +move to the scar on Harry’s forehead. + +“Woss that on your ’ead?” said Stan abruptly. + +Page | 37 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nothing,” said Harry quickly, flattening his hair over +his scar. If the Ministry of Magic was looking for him, +he didn’t want to make it too easy for them. + +“Woss your name?” Stan persisted. + +“Neville Longbottom,” said Harry, saying the first +name that came into his head. “So — so this bus,” he +went on quickly, hoping to distract Stan, “did you say +it goes anywhere?” + +“Yep,” said Stan proudly, “anywhere you like, long’s +it’s on land. Can’t do nuffink underwater. ’Ere,” he +said, looking suspicious again, “you did flag us down, +dincha? Stuck out your wand ’and, dincha?” + +“Yes,” said Harry quickly. “Listen, how much would it +be to get to London?” + +“Eleven Sickles,” said Stan, “but for firteen you get ’ot +chocolate, and for fifteen you get an ’ot water bottle +an’ a toofbrush in the color of your choice.” + +Harry rummaged once more in his trunk, extracted +his money bag, and shoved some gold into Stan’s +hand. He and Stan then lifted his trunk, with +Hedwig’s cage balanced on top, up the steps of the +bus. + +There were no seats; instead, half a dozen brass +bedsteads stood beside the curtained windows. +Candles were burning in brackets beside each bed, +illuminating the wood-paneled walls. A tiny wizard in +a nightcap at the rear of the bus muttered, “Not now, +thanks, I’m pickling some slugs” and rolled over in his +sleep. + +“You ’ave this one,” Stan whispered, shoving Harry’s +trunk under the bed right behind the driver, who was + +Page | 38 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sitting in an armchair in front of the steering wheel. +“This is our driver, Ernie Prang. This is Neville +Longbottom, Ern.” + +Ernie Prang, an elderly wizard wearing very thick +glasses, nodded to Harry, who nervously flattened his +bangs again and sat down on his bed. + +“Take ’er away, Ern,” said Stan, sitting down in the +armchair next to Ernie’s. + +There was another tremendous BANG, and the next +moment Harry found himself flat on his bed, thrown +backward by the speed of the Knight Bus. Pulling +himself up, Harry stared out of the dark window and +saw that they were now bowling along a completely +different street. Stan was watching Harry’s stunned +face with great enjoyment. + +“This is where we was before you flagged us down,” he +said. “Where are we, Ern? Somewhere in Wales?” + +“Ar,” said Ernie. + +“How come the Muggles don’t hear the bus?” said +Harry. + +“Them!” said Stan contemptuously. “Don’ listen +properly, do they? Don’ look properly either. Never +notice nuffink, they don’.” + +“Best go wake up Madam Marsh, Stan,” said Ern. +“Well be in Abergavenny in a minute.” + +Stan passed Harry’s bed and disappeared up a +narrow wooden staircase. Harry was still looking out +of the window, feeling increasingly nervous. Ernie +didn’t seem to have mastered the use of a steering +wheel. The Knight Bus kept mounting the pavement, +Page | 39 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but it didn’t hit anything; lines of lampposts, +mailboxes, and trash cans jumped out of its way as it +approached and back into position once it had +passed. + +Stan came back downstairs, followed by a faintly +green witch wrapped in a traveling cloak. + +“ ’Ere you go, Madam Marsh,” said Stan happily as +Ern stamped on the brake and the beds slid a foot or +so toward the front of the bus. Madam Marsh +clamped a handkerchief to her mouth and tottered +down the steps. Stan threw her bag out after her and +rammed the doors shut; there was another loud +BANG, and they were thundering down a narrow +country lane, trees leaping out of the way. + +Harry wouldn’t have been able to sleep even if he had +been traveling on a bus that didn’t keep banging +loudly and jumping a hundred miles at a time. His +stomach churned as he fell back to wondering what +was going to happen to him, and whether the +Dursleys had managed to get Aunt Marge off the +ceiling yet. + +Stan had unfurled a copy of the Daily Prophet and +was now reading with his tongue between his teeth. A +large photograph of a sunken-faced man with long, +matted hair blinked slowly at Harry from the front +page. He looked strangely familiar. + +“That man!” Harry said, forgetting his troubles for a +moment. “He was on the Muggle news!” + +Stanley turned to the front page and chuckled. + +“Sirius Black,” he said, nodding. “ ’Course ’e was on +the Muggle news, Neville, where you been?” + + + +Page | 40 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He gave a superior sort of chuckle at the blank look +on Harry’s face, removed the front page, and handed +it to Harry. + +“You oughta read the papers more, Neville.” + +Harry held the paper up to the candlelight and read: +BLACK STILL AT LARGE + +Sirius Black, possibly the most infamous prisoner +ever to be held in Azkaban fortress, is still eluding +capture, the Ministry of Magic confirmed today. + +“We are doing all we can to recapture Black,” said the +Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, this morning, + +“and we beg the magical community to remain calm.” + +Fudge has been criticized by some members of the +International Federation of Warlocks for informing the +Muggle Prime Minister of the crisis. + +“Well, really, I had to, don’t you know,” said an +irritable Fudge. “Black is mad. He’s a danger to +anyone who crosses him, magic or Muggle. I have the +Prime Minister’s assurance that he will not breathe a +word of Black’s true identity to anyone. And let’s face +it — who’d believe him if he did?” + +While Muggles have been told that Black is carrying a +gun (a kind of metal wand that Muggles use to kill +each other), the magical community lives in fear of a +massacre like that of twelve years ago, when Black +murdered thirteen people with a single curse. + + + +Harry looked into the shadowed eyes of Sirius Black, +the only part of the sunken face that seemed alive. + +Page | 41 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had never met a vampire, but he had seen +pictures of them in his Defense Against the Dark Arts +classes, and Black, with his waxy white skin, looked +just like one. + +“Scary-lookin’ fing, inee?” said Stan, who had been +watching Harry read. + +“He murdered thirteen people?” said Harry, handing +the page back to Stan, “with one curse?” + +“Yep,” said Stan, “in front of witnesses an’ all. Broad +daylight. Big trouble it caused, dinnit, Ern?” + +“Ar,” said Ern darkly. + +Stan swiveled in his armchair, his hands on the back, +the better to look at Harry. + +“Black woz a big supporter of You-Know-’Oo,” he said. + +“What, Voldemort?” said Harry, without thinking. + +Even Stan’s pimples went white; Ern jerked the +steering wheel so hard that a whole farmhouse had to +jump aside to avoid the bus. + +“You outta your tree?” yelped Stan. “ ’Choo say ’is +name for?” + +“Sorry,” said Harry hastily. “Sorry, I — I forgot — ” + +“Forgot!” said Stan weakly. “Blimey, my ’eart’s goin’ +that fast...” + +“So — so Black was a supporter of You-Know-Who?” +Harry prompted apologetically. + + + +Page | 42 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah,” said Stan, still rubbing his chest. “Yeah, +that’s right. Very close to You-Know-’Oo, they say. +Anyway, when little ’Arry Potter got the better of You- +Know-’Oo — ” + +Harry nervously flattened his bangs down again. + +“ — all You-Know-’Oo’s supporters was tracked down, +wasn’t they, Ern? Most of ’em knew it was all over, +wiv You-Know-’Oo gone, and they came quiet. But not +Sirius Black. I ’eard he thought ’e’d be second-in- +command once You-Know-’Oo ’ad taken over. + +“Anyway, they cornered Black in the middle of a street +full of Muggles an’ Black took out ’is wand and ’e +blasted ’alf the street apart, an’ a wizard got it, an’ so +did a dozen Muggles what got in the way. ’Orrible, eh? +An’ you know what Black did then?” Stan continued +in a dramatic whisper. + +“What?” said Harry. + +“Laughed,” said Stan. “Jus’ stood there an’ laughed. +An’ when reinforcements from the Ministry of Magic +got there, ’e went wiv ’em quiet as anyfink, still +laughing ’is ’ead off. ’Cos ’e’s mad, inee, Ern? Inee +mad?” + +“If he weren’t when he went to Azkaban, he will be +now,” said Ern in his slow voice. “I’d blow meself up +before I set foot in that place. Serves him right, mind +you ... after what he did. ...” + +“They ’ad a job coverin’ it up, din’ they, Ern?” Stan +said. “ ’Ole street blown up an’ all them Muggles +dead. What was it they said ’ad ’appened, Ern?” + +“Gas explosion,” grunted Ernie. + + + +Page | 43 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“An’ now ’e’s out,” said Stan, examining the +newspaper picture of Black’s gaunt face again. “Never +been a breakout from Azkaban before, ’as there, Ern? +Beats me ’ow ’e did it. Frightenin’, eh? Mind, I don’t +fancy ’is chances against them Azkaban guards, eh, +Ern?” + +Ernie suddenly shivered. + +“Talk about summat else, Stan, there’s a good lad. +Them Azkaban guards give me the collywobbles.” + +Stan put the paper away reluctantly, and Harry +leaned against the window of the Knight Bus, feeling +worse than ever. He couldn’t help imagining what +Stan might be telling his passengers in a few nights’ +time. + +“ ’Ear about that ’Arry Potter? Blew up ’is aunt! We +’ad ’im ’ere on the Knight Bus, di’n’t we, Ern? ’E was +tryin’ to run for it. ...” + +He, Harry, had broken wizard law just like Sirius +Black. Was inflating Aunt Marge bad enough to land +him in Azkaban? Harry didn’t know anything about +the wizard prison, though everyone he’d ever heard +speak of it did so in the same fearful tone. Hagrid, the +Hogwarts gamekeeper, had spent two months there +only last year. Harry wouldn’t soon forget the look of +terror on Hagrid ’s face when he had been told where +he was going, and Hagrid was one of the bravest +people Harry knew. + +The Knight Bus rolled through the darkness, +scattering bushes and wastebaskets, telephone +booths and trees, and Harry lay, restless and +miserable, on his feather bed. After a while, Stan +remembered that Harry had paid for hot chocolate, +but poured it all over Harry’s pillow when the bus +Page | 44 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moved abruptly from Anglesey to Aberdeen. One by +one, wizards and witches in dressing gowns and +slippers descended from the upper floors to leave the +bus. They all looked very pleased to go. + +Finally, Harry was the only passenger left. + +“Right then, Neville,” said Stan, clapping his hands, +“whereabouts in London?” + +“Diagon Alley,” said Harry. + +“Righto,” said Stan. “ ’Old tight, then ...” + +BANG! + +They were thundering along Charing Cross Road. +Harry sat up and watched buildings and benches +squeezing themselves out of the Knight Bus’s way. + +The sky was getting a little lighter. He would lie low +for a couple of hours, go to Gringotts the moment it +opened, then set off — where, he didn’t know. + +Ern slammed on the brakes and the Knight Bus +skidded to a halt in front of a small and shabby- +looking pub, the Leaky Cauldron, behind which lay +the magical entrance to Diagon Alley. + +“Thanks,” Harry said to Ern. + +He jumped down the steps and helped Stan lower his +trunk and Hedwig’s cage onto the pavement. + +“Well,” said Harry. “ ’Bye then!” + +But Stan wasn’t paying attention. Still standing in the +doorway to the bus, he was goggling at the shadowy +entrance to the Leaky Cauldron. + + + +Page | 45 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ There you are, Harry,” said a voice. + + + +Before Harry could turn, he felt a hand on his +shoulder. At the same time, Stan shouted, “Blimey! +Ern, come ’ere! Come ’ere!” + +Harry looked up at the owner of the hand on his +shoulder and felt a bucketful of ice cascade into his +stomach — he had walked right into Cornelius Fudge, +the Minister of Magic himself. + +Stan leapt onto the pavement beside them. + +“What didja call Neville, Minister?” he said excitedly. + +Fudge, a portly little man in a long, pinstriped cloak, +looked cold and exhausted. + +“Neville?” he repeated, frowning. “This is Harry +Potter.” + +“I knew it!” Stan shouted gleefully. “Ern! Ern! Guess +’oo Neville is, Ern! ’E’s ’Arry Potter! I can see ’is scar!” + +“Yes,” said Fudge testily, “well, I’m very glad the +Knight Bus picked Harry up, but he and I need to +step inside the Leaky Cauldron now ...” + +Fudge increased the pressure on Harry’s shoulder, +and Harry found himself being steered inside the pub. +A stooping figure bearing a lantern appeared through +the door behind the bar. It was Tom, the wizened, +toothless landlord. + +“You’ve got him, Minister!” said Tom. “Will you be +wanting anything? Beer? Brandy?” + +“Perhaps a pot of tea,” said Fudge, who still hadn’t let +go of Harry. + +Page | 46 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a loud scraping and puffing from behind +them, and Stan and Ern appeared, carrying Harry’s +trunk and Hedwig’s cage and looking around +excitedly. + +“ ’Ow come you di’n’t tell us ’oo you are, eh, Neville?” +said Stan, beaming at Harry, while Ernie’s owlish face +peered interestedly over Stan’s shoulder. + +“And a private parlor, please, Tom,” said Fudge +pointedly. + +“ ’Bye,” Harry said miserably to Stan and Ern as Tom +beckoned Fudge toward the passage that led from the +bar. + +“ ’Bye, Neville!” called Stan. + +Fudge marched Harry along the narrow passage after +Tom’s lantern, and then into a small parlor. Tom +clicked his fingers, a fire burst into life in the grate, +and he bowed himself out of the room. + +“Sit down, Harry,” said Fudge, indicating a chair by +the fire. + +Harry sat down, feeling goose bumps rising up his +arms despite the glow of the fire. Fudge took off his +pinstriped cloak and tossed it aside, then hitched up +the trousers of his bottle-green suit and sat down +opposite Harry. + +“I am Cornelius Fudge, Harry. The Minister of Magic.” + +Harry already knew this, of course; he had seen +Fudge once before, but as he had been wearing his +father’s Invisibility Cloak at the time, Fudge wasn’t to +know that. + + + +Page | 47 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Tom the innkeeper reappeared, wearing an apron over +his nightshirt and bearing a tray of tea and crumpets. +He placed the tray on a table between Fudge and +Harry and left the parlor, closing the door behind +him. + +“Well, Harry,” said Fudge, pouring out tea, “you’ve +had us all in a right flap, I don’t mind telling you. +Running away from your aunt and uncle’s house like +that! I’d started to think ... but you’re safe, and that’s +what matters.” + +Fudge buttered himself a crumpet and pushed the +plate toward Harry. + +“Eat, Harry, you look dead on your feet. Now then ... +You will be pleased to hear that we have dealt with +the unfortunate blowing-up of Miss Marjorie Dursley. +Two members of the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad +were dispatched to Privet Drive a few hours ago. Miss +Dursley has been punctured and her memory has +been modified. She has no recollection of the incident +at all. So that’s that, and no harm done.” + +Fudge smiled at Harry over the rim of his teacup, +rather like an uncle surveying a favorite nephew. +Harry, who couldn’t believe his ears, opened his +mouth to speak, couldn’t think of anything to say, +and closed it again. + +“Ah, you’re worrying about the reaction of your aunt +and uncle?” said Fudge. ���Well, I won’t deny that they +are extremely angry, Harry, but they are prepared to +take you back next summer as long as you stay at +Hogwarts for the Christmas and Easter holidays.” + +Harry unstuck his throat. + + + +Page | 48 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I always stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas and +Easter holidays,” he said, “and I don’t ever want to go +back to Privet Drive.” + +“Now, now, I’m sure you’ll feel differently once you’ve +calmed down,” said Fudge in a worried tone. “They +are your family, after all, and I’m sure you are fond of +each other — er — very deep down.” + +It didn’t occur to Harry to put Fudge right. He was +still waiting to hear what was going to happen to him +now. + +“So all that remains,” said Fudge, now buttering +himself a second crumpet, “is to decide where you’re +going to spend the last three weeks of your vacation. I +suggest you take a room here at the Leaky Cauldron +and — ” + +“Hang on,” blurted Harry. “What about my +punishment?” + +Fudge blinked. + +“Punishment?” + +“I broke the law!” Harry said. “The Decree for the +Restriction of Underage Wizardry!” + +“Oh, my dear boy, we’re not going to punish you for a +little thing like that!” cried Fudge, waving his crumpet +impatiently. “It was an accident! We don’t send people +to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts!” + +But this didn’t tally at all with Harry’s past dealings +with the Ministry of Magic. + +“Last year, I got an official warning just because a +house-elf smashed a pudding in my uncle’s house!” + +Page | 49 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he told Fudge, frowning. “The Ministry of Magic said +I’d be expelled from Hogwarts if there was any more +magic there!” + +Unless Harry’s eyes were deceiving him, Fudge was +suddenly looking awkward. + +“Circumstances change, Harry. ... We have to take +into account ... in the present climate . . . Surely you +don’t want to be expelled?” + +“Of course I don’t,” said Harry. + +“Well then, what’s all the fuss about?” laughed Fudge. +“Now, have a crumpet, Harry, while I go and see if +Tom’s got a room for you.” + +Fudge strode out of the parlor and Harry stared after +him. There was something extremely odd going on. +Why had Fudge been waiting for him at the Leaky +Cauldron, if not to punish him for what he’d done? +And now Harry came to think of it, surely it wasn’t +usual for the Minister of Magic himself to get involved +in matters of underage magic? + +Fudge came back, accompanied by Tom the +innkeeper. + +“Room eleven’s free, Harry,” said Fudge. “I think you’ll +be very comfortable. Just one thing, and I’m sure +you’ll understand ... I don’t want you wandering off +into Muggle London, all right? Keep to Diagon Alley. +And you’re to be back here before dark each night. +Sure you’ll understand. Tom will be keeping an eye on +you for me.” + +“Okay,” said Harry slowly, “but why — ?” + + + +Page | 50 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t want to lose you again, do we?” said Fudge +with a hearty laugh. “No, no ... best we know where +you are. ... I mean ...” + +Fudge cleared his throat loudly and picked up his +pinstriped cloak. + +“Well, I’ll be off, plenty to do, you know. ...” + +“Have you had any luck with Black yet?” Harry asked. + +Fudge’s finger slipped on the silver fastenings of his +cloak. + +“What’s that? Oh, you’ve heard — well, no, not yet, +but it’s only a matter of time. The Azkaban guards +have never yet failed ... and they are angrier than I’ve +ever seen them.” + +Fudge shuddered slightly. + +“So, I’ll say good-bye.” + +He held out his hand and Harry, shaking it, had a +sudden idea. + +“Er — Minister? Can I ask you something?” + +“Certainly,” said Fudge with a smile. + +“Well, third years at Hogwarts are allowed to visit +Hogsmeade, but my aunt and uncle didn’t sign the +permission form. D’you think you could — ?” + +Fudge was looking uncomfortable. + +“Ah,” he said. “No, no, I’m very sorry, Harry, but as +I’m not your parent or guardian — ” + + + +Page | 51 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But you’re the Minister of Magic,” said Harry eagerly. +“If you gave me permission — ” + +“No, I’m sorry, Harry, but rules are rules,” said Fudge +flatly. “Perhaps you’ll be able to visit Hogsmeade next +year. In fact, I think it’s best if you don’t ... yes ... +well, I’ll be off. Enjoy your stay, Harry.” + +And with a last smile and shake of Harry’s hand, +Fudge left the room. Tom now moved forward, +beaming at Harry. + +“If you’ll follow me, Mr. Potter,” he said, “I’ve already +taken your things up. ...” + +Harry followed Tom up a handsome wooden staircase +to a door with a brass number eleven on it, which +Tom unlocked and opened for him. + +Inside was a very comfortable-looking bed, some +highly polished oak furniture, a cheerfully crackling +fire and, perched on top of the wardrobe — + +“Hedwig!” Harry gasped. + +The snowy owl clicked her beak and fluttered down +onto Harry’s arm. + +“Very smart owl you’ve got there,” chuckled Tom. +“Arrived about five minutes after you did. If there’s +anything you need, Mr. Potter, don’t hesitate to ask.” + +He gave another bow and left. + +Harry sat on his bed for a long time, absentmindedly +stroking Hedwig. The sky outside the window was +changing rapidly from deep, velvety blue to cold, +steely gray and then, slowly, to pink shot with gold. +Harry could hardly believe that he’d left Privet Drive +Page | 52 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +only a few hours ago, that he wasn’t expelled, and +that he was now facing three Dursley-free weeks. + + + +“It’s been a very weird night, Hedwig,” he yawned. + +And without even removing his glasses, he slumped +back onto his pillows and fell asleep. + + + +Page | 53 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE LEAKY CAULDRON + +It took Harry several days to get used to his strange +new freedom. Never before had he been able to get up +whenever he wanted or eat whatever he fancied. He +could even go wherever he pleased, as long as it was +in Diagon Alley, and as this long cobbled street was +packed with the most fascinating wizarding shops in +the world, Harry felt no desire to break his word to +Fudge and stray back into the Muggle world. + +Harry ate breakfast each morning in the Leaky +Cauldron, where he liked watching the other guests: +funny little witches from the country, up for a day’s +shopping; venerable-looking wizards arguing over the +latest article in Transfiguration Today; wild-looking +warlocks; raucous dwarfs; and once, what looked +suspiciously like a hag, who ordered a plate of raw +liver from behind a thick woollen balaclava. + +After breakfast Harry would go out into the backyard, +take out his wand, tap the third brick from the left +above the trash bin, and stand back as the archway +into Diagon Alley opened in the wall. + +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry spent the long sunny days exploring the shops +and eating under the brightly colored umbrellas +outside cafes, where his fellow diners were showing +one another their purchases (“it’s a lunascope, old +boy — no more messing around with moon charts, +see?”) or else discussing the case of Sirius Black +(“personally, I won’t let any of the children out alone +until he’s back in Azkaban”). Harry didn’t have to do +his homework under the blankets by flashlight +anymore; now he could sit in the bright sunshine +outside Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor, +finishing all his essays with occasional help from +Florean Fortescue himself, who, apart from knowing a +great deal about medieval witch burnings, gave Harry +free sundaes every half an hour. + +Once Harry had refilled his money bag with gold +Galleons, silver Sickles, and bronze Knuts from his +vault at Gringotts, he had to exercise a lot of self- +control not to spend the whole lot at once. He had to +keep reminding himself that he had five years to go at +Hogwarts, and how it would feel to ask the Dursleys +for money for spellbooks, to stop himself from buying +a handsome set of solid gold Gobstones (a wizarding +game rather like marbles, in which the stones squirt a +nasty-smelling liquid into the other player’s face when +they lose a point). He was sorely tempted, too, by the +perfect, moving model of the galaxy in a large glass +ball, which would have meant he never had to take +another Astronomy lesson. But the thing that tested +Harry’s resolution most appeared in his favorite shop, +Quality Quidditch Supplies, a week after he’d arrived +at the Leaky Cauldron. + +Curious to know what the crowd in the shop was +staring at, Harry edged his way inside and squeezed +in among the excited witches and wizards until he +glimpsed a newly erected podium, on which was + + + +Page | 55 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mounted the most magnificent broom he had ever +seen in his life. + +“Just come out — prototype — ” a square-jawed +wizard was telling his companion. + +“It’s the fastest broom in the world, isn’t it, Dad?” +squeaked a boy younger than Harry, who was +swinging off his father’s arm. + +“Irish International Side’s just put in an order for +seven of these beauties!” the proprietor of the shop +told the crowd. “And they’re favorites for the World +Cup!” + +A large witch in front of Harry moved, and he was +able to read the sign next to the broom: + +THE FIREBOLT + +This state-of-the-art racing broom sports a stream- +lined, superfine handle of ash, treated with a +diamond-hard polish and hand-numbered with its +own registration number. Each individually selected +birch twig in the broomtail has been honed to +aerodynamic perfection, giving the Firebolt +unsurpassable balance and pinpoint precision. The +Firebolt has an acceleration of 150 miles an hour in +ten seconds and incorporates an unbreakable +Braking Charm. Price on request. + +Price on request ... Harry didn’t like to think how +much gold the Firebolt would cost. He had never +wanted anything as much in his whole life — but he +had never lost a Quidditch match on his Nimbus Two +Thousand, and what was the point in emptying his +Gringotts vault for the Firebolt, when he had a very +good broom already? Harry didn’t ask for the price, + + + +Page | 56 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but he returned, almost every day after that, just to +look at the Firebolt. + +There were, however, things that Harry needed to +buy. He went to the Apothecary to replenish his store +of potions ingredients, and as his school robes were +now several inches too short in the arm and leg, he +visited Madam Malkin’s Robes for All Occasions and +bought new ones. Most important of all, he had to +buy his new schoolbooks, which would include those +for his two new subjects, Care of Magical Creatures +and Divination. + +Harry got a surprise as he looked in at the bookshop +window. Instead of the usual display of gold- +embossed spellbooks the size of paving slabs, there +was a large iron cage behind the glass that held about +a hundred copies of The Monster Book of Monsters. +Torn pages were flying everywhere as the books +grappled with each other, locked together in furious +wrestling matches and snapping aggressively. + +Harry pulled his booklist out of his pocket and +consulted it for the first time. The Monster Book of +Monsters was listed as the required book for Care of +Magical Creatures. Now Harry understood why Hagrid +had said it would come in useful. He felt relieved; he +had been wondering whether Hagrid wanted help with +some terrifying new pet. + +As Harry entered Flourish and Blotts, the manager +came hurrying toward him. + +“Hogwarts?” he said abruptly. “Come to get your new +books?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, “I need — ” + + + +Page | 57 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get out of the way,” said the manager impatiently, +brushing Harry aside. He drew on a pair of very thick +gloves, picked up a large, knobbly walking stick, and +proceeded toward the door of the Monster Books’ cage. + +“Hang on,” said Harry quickly, “I’ve already got one of +those.” + +“Have you?” A look of enormous relief spread over the +manager’s face. “Thank heavens for that. I’ve been +bitten five times already this morning — ” + +A loud ripping noise rent the air; two of the Monster +Books had seized a third and were pulling it apart. + +“Stop it! Stop it!” cried the manager, poking the +walking stick through the bars and knocking the +books apart. “I’m never stocking them again, never! + +It’s been bedlam! I thought we’d seen the worst when +we bought two hundred copies of the Invisible Book of +Invisibility — cost a fortune, and we never found +them. ... Well ... is there anything else I can help you +with?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, looking down his booklist, “I need +Unfogging the Future by Cassandra Vablatsky.” + +“Ah, starting Divination, are you?” said the manager, +stripping off his gloves and leading Harry into the +back of the shop, where there was a corner devoted to +fortune-telling. A small table was stacked with +volumes such as Predicting the Unpredictable: Insulate +Yourself Against Shocks and Broken Balls: When +Fortunes Turn Foul. + +“Here you are,” said the manager, who had climbed a +set of steps to take down a thick, black-bound book. +“Unfogging the Future. Very good guide to all your + + + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +basic fortune-telling methods — palmistry, crystal +balls, bird entrails — ” + +But Harry wasn’t listening. His eyes had fallen on +another book, which was among a display on a small +table: Death Omens: What to Do When You Know the +Worst Is Coming. + +“Oh, I wouldn’t read that if I were you,” said the +manager lightly, looking to see what Harry was +staring at. “You’ll start seeing death omens +everywhere. It’s enough to frighten anyone to death.” + +But Harry continued to stare at the front cover of the +book; it showed a black dog large as a bear, with +gleaming eyes. It looked oddly familiar. ... + +The manager pressed Unfogging the Future into +Harry’s hands. + +“Anything else?” he said. + +“Yes,” said Harry, tearing his eyes away from the +dog’s and dazedly consulting his booklist. “Er — I +need Intermediate Transfiguration and The Standard +Book of Spells, Grade Three.” + +Harry emerged from Flourish and Blotts ten minutes +later with his new books under his arms and made +his way back to the Leaky Cauldron, hardly noticing +where he was going and bumping into several people. + +He tramped up the stairs to his room, went inside, +and tipped his books onto his bed. Somebody had +been in to tidy; the windows were open and sun was +pouring inside. Harry could hear the buses rolling by +in the unseen Muggle street behind him and the +sound of the invisible crowd below in Diagon Alley. He +caught sight of himself in the mirror over the basin. +Page | 59 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It can’t have been a death omen,” he told his +reflection defiantly. “I was panicking when I saw that +thing in Magnolia Crescent. ... It was probably just a +stray dog. ...” + +He raised his hand automatically and tried to make +his hair lie flat. + +“You’re fighting a losing battle there, dear,” said his +mirror in a wheezy voice. + +As the days slipped by, Harry started looking +wherever he went for a sign of Ron or Hermione. + +Plenty of Hogwarts students were arriving in Diagon +Alley now, with the start of term so near. Harry met +Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas, his fellow +Gryffindors, in Quality Quidditch Supplies, where +they too were ogling the Firebolt; he also ran into the +real Neville Longbottom, a round-faced, forgetful boy, +outside Flourish and Blotts. Harry didn’t stop to chat; +Neville appeared to have mislaid his booklist and was +being told off by his very formidable-looking +grandmother. Harry hoped she never found out that +he’d pretended to be Neville while on the run from the +Ministry of Magic. + +Harry woke on the last day of the holidays, thinking +that he would at least meet Ron and Hermione +tomorrow, on the Hogwarts Express. He got up, +dressed, went for a last look at the Firebolt, and was +just wondering where he’d have lunch, when someone +yelled his name and he turned. + +“Harry! HARRY!” + +They were there, both of them, sitting outside Florean +Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor — Ron looking +incredibly freckly, Hermione very brown, both waving +frantically at him. + +Page | 60 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Finally!” said Ron, grinning at Harry as he sat down. +“We went to the Leaky Cauldron, but they said you’d +left, and we went to Flourish and Blotts, and Madam +Malkin’s, and — ” + +“I got all my school stuff last week,” Harry explained. +“And how come you knew I’m staying at the Leaky +Cauldron?” + +“Dad,” said Ron simply. + +Mr. Weasley, who worked at the Ministry of Magic, +would of course have heard the whole story of what +had happened to Aunt Marge. + +“Did you really blow up your aunt, Harry?” said +Hermione in a very serious voice. + +“I didn’t mean to,” said Harry while Ron roared with +laughter. “I just — lost control.” + +“It’s not funny, Ron,” said Hermione sharply. +“Honestly, I’m amazed Harry wasn’t expelled.” + +“So am I,” admitted Harry. “Forget expelled, I thought +I was going to be arrested.” He looked at Ron. “Your +dad doesn’t know why Fudge let me off, does he?” + +“Probably ’cause it’s you, isn’t it?” shrugged Ron, still +chuckling. “Famous Harry Potter and all that. I’d hate +to see what the Ministry’d do to me if I blew up an +aunt. Mind you, they’d have to dig me up first, +because Mum would’ve killed me. Anyway, you can +ask Dad yourself this evening. We’re staying at the +Leaky Cauldron tonight too! So you can come to +King’s Cross with us tomorrow! Hermione’s there as +well!” + + + +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione nodded, beaming. “Mum and Dad dropped +me off this morning with all my Hogwarts things.” + +“Excellent!” said Harry happily. “So, have you got all +your new books and stuff?” + +“Look at this,” said Ron, pulling a long thin box out of +a bag and opening it. “Brand-new wand. Fourteen +inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair. And +we’ve got all our books — ” He pointed at a large bag +under his chair. “What about those Monster Books, +eh? The assistant nearly cried when we said we +wanted two.” + +“What’s all that, Hermione?” Harry asked, pointing at +not one but three bulging bags in the chair next to +her. + +“Well, I’m taking more new subjects than you, aren’t +I?” said Hermione. “Those are my books for +Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, +Study of Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies — ” + +“What are you doing Muggle Studies for?” said Ron, +rolling his eyes at Harry. “You’re Muggle-born! Your +mum and dad are Muggles! You already know all +about Muggles!” + +“But it’ll be fascinating to study them from the +wizarding point of view,” said Hermione earnestly. + +“Are you planning to eat or sleep at all this year, +Hermione?” asked Harry, while Ron sniggered. +Hermione ignored them. + +“I’ve still got ten Galleons,” she said, checking her +purse. “It’s my birthday in September, and Mum and +Dad gave me some money to get myself an early +birthday present.” + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How about a nice book?” said Ron innocently. + +“No, I don’t think so,” said Hermione composedly. “I +really want an owl. I mean, Harry’s got Hedwig and +you’ve got Errol — ” + +“I haven’t,” said Ron. “Errol’s a family owl. All I’ve got +is Scabbers.” He pulled his pet rat out of his pocket. +“And I want to get him checked over,” he added, +placing Scabbers on the table in front of them. “I +don’t think Egypt agreed with him.” + +Scabbers was looking thinner than usual, and there +was a definite droop to his whiskers. + +“There’s a magical creature shop just over there,” said +Harry, who knew Diagon Alley very well by now. “You +could see if they’ve got anything for Scabbers, and +Hermione can get her owl.” + +So they paid for their ice cream and crossed the street +to the Magical Menagerie. + +There wasn’t much room inside. Every inch of wall +was hidden by cages. It was smelly and very noisy +because the occupants of these cages were all +squeaking, squawking, jabbering, or hissing. The +witch behind the counter was already advising a +wizard on the care of double-ended newts, so Harry, +Ron, and Hermione waited, examining the cages. + +A pair of enormous purple toads sat gulping wetly +and feasting on dead blowflies. A gigantic tortoise +with a jewel-encrusted shell was glittering near the +window. Poisonous orange snails were oozing slowly +up the side of their glass tank, and a fat white rabbit +kept changing into a silk top hat and back again with +a loud popping noise. Then there were cats of every +color, a noisy cage of ravens, a basket of funny +Page | 63 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +custard-colored furballs that were humming loudly, +and on the counter, a vast cage of sleek black rats +that were playing some sort of skipping game using +their long, bald tails. + +The double-ended newt wizard left, and Ron +approached the counter. + +“It’s my rat,” he told the witch. “He been a bit off-color +ever since I brought him back from Egypt.” + +“Bang him on the counter,” said the witch, pulling a +pair of heavy black spectacles out of her pocket. + +Ron lifted Scabbers out of his inside pocket and +placed him next to the cage of his fellow rats, who +stopped their skipping tricks and scuffled to the wire +for a better look. + +Like nearly everything Ron owned, Scabbers the rat +was secondhand (he had once belonged to Ron’s +brother Percy) and a bit battered. Next to the glossy +rats in the cage, he looked especially woebegone. + +“Hm,” said the witch, picking up Scabbers. “How old +is this rat?” + +“Dunno,” said Ron. “Quite old. He used to belong to +my brother.” + +“What powers does he have?” said the witch, +examining Scabbers closely. + +“Er — ” The truth was that Scabbers had never shown +the faintest trace of interesting powers. The witch’s +eyes moved from Scabbers ’s tattered left ear to his +front paw, which had a toe missing, and tutted +loudly. + + + +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’s been through the mill, this one,” she said. + + + +“He was like that when Percy gave him to me,” said +Ron defensively. + +“An ordinary common or garden rat like this can’t be +expected to live longer than three years or so,” said +the witch. “Now, if you were looking for something a +bit more hard-wearing, you might like one of these — ” + +She indicated the black rats, who promptly started +skipping again. Ron muttered, “Show-offs.” + +“Well, if you don’t want a replacement, you can try +this rat tonic,” said the witch, reaching under the +counter and bringing out a small red bottle. + +“Okay,” said Ron. “How much — OUCH!” + +Ron buckled as something huge and orange came +soaring from the top of the highest cage, landed on +his head, and then propelled itself, spitting madly, at +Scabbers. + +“NO, CROOKSHANKS, NO!” cried the witch, but +Scabbers shot from between her hands like a bar of +soap, landed splay-legged on the floor, and then +scampered for the door. + +“Scabbers!” Ron shouted, racing out of the shop after +him; Harry followed. + +It took them nearly ten minutes to catch Scabbers, +who had taken refuge under a wastepaper bin outside +Quality Quidditch Supplies. Ron stuffed the trembling +rat back into his pocket and straightened up, +massaging his head. + +“What was that?” + +Page | 65 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It was either a very big cat or quite a small tiger,” +said Harry. + +“Where’s Hermione?” + +“Probably getting her owl — ” + +They made their way back up the crowded street to +the Magical Menagerie. As they reached it, Hermione +came out, but she wasn’t carrying an owl. Her arms +were clamped tightly around the enormous ginger cat. + +“You bought that monster?” said Ron, his mouth +hanging open. + +“He’s gorgeous, isn’t he?” said Hermione, glowing. + +That was a matter of opinion, thought Harry. The +cat’s ginger fur was thick and fluffy, but it was +definitely a bit bowlegged and its face looked grumpy +and oddly squashed, as though it had run headlong +into a brick wall. Now that Scabbers was out of sight, +however, the cat was purring contentedly in +Hermione ’s arms. + +“Hermione, that thing nearly scalped me!” said Ron. + +“He didn’t mean to, did you, Crookshanks?” said +Hermione. + +“And what about Scabbers?” said Ron, pointing at the +lump in his chest pocket. “He needs rest and +relaxation! How’s he going to get it with that thing +around?” + +“That reminds me, you forgot your rat tonic,” said +Hermione, slapping the small red bottle into Ron’s +hand. “And stop worrying, Crookshanks will be +sleeping in my dormitory and Scabbers in yours, + +Page | 66 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what’s the problem? Poor Crookshanks, that witch +said he’d been in there for ages; no one wanted him.” + +“I wonder why,” said Ron sarcastically as they set off +toward the Leaky Cauldron. + +They found Mr. Weasley sitting in the bar, reading the +Daily Prophet. + +“Harry!” he said, smiling as he looked up. “How are +you?” + +“Fine, thanks,” said Harry as he, Ron, and Hermione +joined Mr. Weasley with all their shopping. + +Mr. Weasley put down his paper, and Harry saw the +now familiar picture of Sirius Black staring up at him. + +“They still haven’t caught him, then?” he asked. + +“No,” said Mr. Weasley, looking extremely grave. +“They’ve pulled us all off our regular jobs at the +Ministry to try and find him, but no luck so far.” + +“Would we get a reward if we caught him?” asked +Ron. “It’d be good to get some more money — ” + +“Don’t be ridiculous, Ron,” said Mr. Weasley, who on +closer inspection looked very strained. “Black’s not +going to be caught by a thirteen-year-old wizard. It’s +the Azkaban guards who’ll get him back, you mark +my words.” + +At that moment Mrs. Weasley entered the bar, laden +with shopping bags and followed by the twins, Fred +and George, who were about to start their fifth year at +Hogwarts; the newly elected Head Boy, Percy; and the +Weasleys’ youngest child and only girl, Ginny. + + + +Page | 67 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ginny, who had always been very taken with Harry, +seemed even more heartily embarrassed than usual +when she saw him, perhaps because he had saved +her life during their previous year at Hogwarts. She +went very red and muttered “hello” without looking at +him. Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as +though he and Harry had never met and said, “Harry. +How nice to see you.” + +“Hello, Percy,” said Harry, trying not to laugh. + +“I hope you’re well?” said Percy pompously, shaking +hands. It was rather like being introduced to the +mayor. + +“Very well, thanks — ” + +“Harry!” said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and +bowing deeply. “Simply splendid to see you, old boy — + + + +“Marvelous,” said George, pushing Fred aside and +seizing Harry’s hand in turn. “Absolutely spiffing.” + +Percy scowled. + +“That’s enough, now,” said Mrs. Weasley. + +“Mum!” said Fred as though he’d only just spotted her +and seizing her hand too. “How really corking to see +you — ” + +“I said, that’s enough,” said Mrs. Weasley, depositing +her shopping in an empty chair. “Hello, Harry, dear. I +suppose you’ve heard our exciting news?” She pointed +to the brand-new silver badge on Percy’s chest. +“Second Head Boy in the family!” she said, swelling +with pride. + + + +Page | 68 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And last,” Fred muttered under his breath. + + + +“I don’t doubt that,” said Mrs. Weasley, frowning +suddenly. “I notice they haven’t made you two +prefects.” + +“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, +looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun +out of life.” + +Ginny giggled. + +“You want to set a better example for your sister!” +snapped Mrs. Weasley. + +“Ginny’s got other brothers to set her an example, +Mother,” said Percy loftily. “I’m going up to change for +dinner. ...” + +He disappeared and George heaved a sigh. + +“We tried to shut him in a pyramid,” he told Harry. +“But Mum spotted us.” + +Dinner that night was a very enjoyable affair. Tom the +innkeeper put three tables together in the parlor, and +the seven Weasleys, Harry, and Hermione ate their +way through five delicious courses. + +“How’re we getting to King’s Cross tomorrow, Dad?” +asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous chocolate +pudding. + +“The Ministry’s providing a couple of cars,” said Mr. +Weasley. + +Everyone looked up at him. + +“Why?” said Percy curiously. + +Page | 69 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s because of you, Perce,” said George seriously. +“And there’ll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on +them — ” + +“ — for Humongous Bighead,” said Fred. + +Everyone except Percy and Mrs. Weasley snorted into +their pudding. + +“Why are the Ministry providing cars, Father?” Percy +asked again, in a dignified voice. + +“Well, as we haven’t got one anymore,” said Mr. +Weasley, “ — and as I work there, they’re doing me a +favor — ” + +His voice was casual, but Harry couldn’t help noticing +that Mr. Weasley’s ears had gone red, just like Ron’s +did when he was under pressure. + +“Good thing, too,” said Mrs. Weasley briskly. “Do you +realize how much luggage you’ve all got between you? +A nice sight you’d be on the Muggle Underground. ... +You are all packed, aren’t you?” + +“Ron hasn’t put all his new things in his trunk yet,” +said Percy, in a long-suffering voice. “He’s dumped +them on my bed.” + +“You’d better go and pack properly, Ron, because we +won’t have much time in the morning,” Mrs. Weasley +called down the table. Ron scowled at Percy. + +After dinner everyone felt very full and sleepy. One by +one they made their way upstairs to their rooms to +check their things for the next day. Ron and Percy +were next door to Harry. He had just closed and +locked his own trunk when he heard angry voices +through the wall, and went to see what was going on. +Page | 70 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The door of number twelve was ajar and Percy was +shouting. + +“It was here, on the bedside table, I took it off for +polishing — ” + +“I haven’t touched it, all right?” Ron roared back. +“What’s up?” said Harry. + +“My Head Boy badge is gone,” said Percy, rounding on +Harry. + +“So’s Scabbers’s rat tonic,” said Ron, throwing things +out of his trunk to look. “I think I might’ve left it in +the bar — ” + +“You’re not going anywhere till you’ve found my +badge!” yelled Percy. + +“I’ll get Scabbers’s stuff, I’m packed,” Harry said to +Ron, and he went downstairs. + +Harry was halfway along the passage to the bar, +which was now very dark, when he heard another +pair of angry voices coming from the parlor. A second +later, he recognized them as Mr. and Mrs. Weasleys’. +He hesitated, not wanting them to know he’d heard +them arguing, when the sound of his own name made +him stop, then move closer to the parlor door. + +“... makes no sense not to tell him,” Mr. Weasley was +saying heatedly. “Harry’s got a right to know. I’ve tried +to tell Fudge, but he insists on treating Harry like a +child. He’s thirteen years old and — ” + +“Arthur, the truth would terrify him!” said Mrs. +Weasley shrilly. “Do you really want to send Harry + + + +Page | 71 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +back to school with that hanging over him? For +heaven’s sake, he’s happy not knowing!” + +“I don’t want to make him miserable, I want to put +him on his guard!” retorted Mr. Weasley. “You know +what Harry and Ron are like, wandering off by +themselves — they’ve even ended up in the Forbidden +Forest! But Harry mustn’t do that this year! When I +think what could have happened to him that night he +ran away from home! If the Knight Bus hadn’t picked +him up, I’m prepared to bet he would have been dead +before the Ministry found him.” + +“But he’s not dead, he’s fine, so what’s the point — ” + +“Molly, they say Sirius Black’s mad, and maybe he is, +but he was clever enough to escape from Azkaban, +and that’s supposed to be impossible. It’s been a +month, and no one’s seen hide nor hair of him, and I +don’t care what Fudge keeps telling the Daily Prophet, +we’re no nearer catching Black than inventing self- +spelling wands. The only thing we know for sure is +what Black’s after — ” + +“But Harry will be perfectly safe at Hogwarts.” + +“We thought Azkaban was perfectly safe. If Black can +break out of Azkaban, he can break into Hogwarts.” + +“But no one’s really sure that Black’s after Harry — ” + +There was a thud on wood, and Harry was sure Mr. +Weasley had banged his fist on the table. + +“Molly, how many times do I have to tell you? They +didn’t report it in the press because Fudge wanted it +kept quiet, but Fudge went out to Azkaban the night +Black escaped. The guards told Fudge that Black’s +been talking in his sleep for a while now. Always the +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +same words: ‘He’s at Hogwarts ... he’s at Hogwarts.’ +Black is deranged, Molly, and he wants Harry dead. If +you ask me, he thinks murdering Harry will bring +You-Know-Who back to power. Black lost everything +the night Harry stopped You-Know-Who, and he’s had +twelve years alone in Azkaban to brood on that. ...” + +There was a silence. Harry leaned still closer to the +door, desperate to hear more. + +“Well, Arthur, you must do what you think is right. +But you’re forgetting Albus Dumbledore. I don’t think +anything could hurt Harry at Hogwarts while +Dumbledore ’s headmaster. I suppose he knows about +all this?” + +“Of course he knows. We had to ask him if he minds +the Azkaban guards stationing themselves around the +entrances to the school grounds. He wasn’t happy +about it, but he agreed.” + +“Not happy? Why shouldn’t he be happy, if they’re +there to catch Black?” + +“Dumbledore isn’t fond of the Azkaban guards,” said +Mr. Weasley heavily. “Nor am I, if it comes to that ... +but when you’re dealing with a wizard like Black, you +sometimes have to join forces with those you’d rather +avoid.” + +“If they save Harry — ” + +“ — then I will never say another word against them,” +said Mr. Weasley wearily. “It’s late, Molly, we’d better +go up. ...” + +Harry heard chairs move. As quietly as he could, he +hurried down the passage to the bar and out of sight. +The parlor door opened, and a few seconds later + +Page | 73 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +footsteps told him that Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were +climbing the stairs. + + + +The bottle of rat tonic was lying under the table they +had sat at earlier. Harry waited until he heard Mr. +and Mrs. Weasley’s bedroom door close, then headed +back upstairs with the bottle. + +Fred and George were crouching in the shadows on +the landing, heaving with laughter as they listened to +Percy dismantling his and Ron’s room in search of his +badge. + +“We’ve got it,” Fred whispered to Harry. “We’ve been +improving it.” + +The badge now read BigheacL Boy. + +Harry forced a laugh, went to give Ron the rat tonic, +then shut himself in his room and lay down on his +bed. + +So Sirius Black was after him. This explained +everything. Fudge had been lenient with him because +he was so relieved to find him alive. He’d made Harry +promise to stay in Diagon Alley where there were +plenty of wizards to keep an eye on him. And he was +sending two Ministry cars to take them all to the +station tomorrow, so that the Weasleys could look +after Harry until he was on the train. + +Harry lay listening to the muffled shouting next door +and wondered why he didn’t feel more scared. Sirius +Black had murdered thirteen people with one curse; +Mr. and Mrs. Weasley obviously thought Harry would +be panic-stricken if he knew the truth. But Harry +happened to agree wholeheartedly with Mrs. Weasley +that the safest place on earth was wherever Albus +Dumbledore happened to be. Didn’t people always say +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that Dumbledore was the only person Lord Voldemort +had ever been afraid of? Surely Black, as Voldemort’s +right-hand man, would be just as frightened of him? + +And then there were these Azkaban guards everyone +kept talking about. They seemed to scare most people +senseless, and if they were stationed all around the +school, Black’s chances of getting inside seemed very +remote. + +No, all in all, the thing that bothered Harry most was +the fact that his chances of visiting Hogsmeade now +looked like zero. Nobody would want Harry to leave +the safety of the castle until Black was caught; in +fact, Harry suspected his every move would be +carefully watched until the danger had passed. + +He scowled at the dark ceiling. Did they think he +couldn’t look after himself? He’d escaped Lord +Voldemort three times; he wasn’t completely useless. + + + +Unbidden, the image of the beast in the shadows of +Magnolia Crescent crossed his mind. What to do when +you know the worst is coming. . . . + +“I’m not going to be murdered,” Harry said out loud. + +“That’s the spirit, dear,” said his mirror sleepily. + + + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +5 + + + + +THE DEMENTOR + +Tom woke Harry the next morning with his usual +toothless grin and a cup of tea. Harry got dressed and +was just persuading a disgruntled Hedwig to get back +into her cage when Ron banged his way into the +room, pulling a sweatshirt over his head and looking +irritable. + +“The sooner we get on the train, the better,” he said. +“At least I can get away from Percy at Hogwarts. Now +he’s accusing me of dripping tea on his photo of +Penelope Clearwater. You know,” Ron grimaced, “his +girlfriend. She’s hidden her face under the frame +because her nose has gone all blotchy. ...” + +“I’ve got something to tell you,” Harry began, but they +were interrupted by Fred and George, who had looked +in to congratulate Ron on infuriating Percy again. + +They headed down to breakfast, where Mr. Weasley +was reading the front page of the Daily Prophet with a +furrowed brow and Mrs. Weasley was telling + +Page | 76 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hermione and Ginny about a love potion she’d made +as a young girl. All three of them were rather giggly. + +“What were you saying?” Ron asked Harry as they sat +down. + +“Later,” Harry muttered as Percy stormed in. + +Harry had no chance to speak to Ron or Hermione in +the chaos of leaving; they were too busy heaving all +their trunks down the Leaky Cauldron’s narrow +staircase and piling them up near the door, with +Hedwig and Hermes, Percy’s screech owl, perched on +top in their cages. A small wickerwork basket stood +beside the heap of trunks, spitting loudly. + +“It’s all right, Crookshanks,” Hermione cooed through +the wickerwork. “I’ll let you out on the train.” + +“You won’t,” snapped Ron. “What about poor +Scabbers, eh?” + +He pointed at his chest, where a large lump indicated +that Scabbers was curled up in his pocket. + +Mr. Weasley, who had been outside waiting for the +Ministry cars, stuck his head inside. + +“They’re here,” he said. “Harry, come on.” + +Mr. Weasley marched Harry across the short stretch +of pavement toward the first of two old-fashioned dark +green cars, each of which was driven by a furtive- +looking wizard wearing a suit of emerald velvet. + +“In you get, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, glancing up and +down the crowded street. + + + +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry got into the back of the car and was shortly +joined by Hermione, Ron, and, to Ron’s disgust, + +Percy. + +The journey to King’s Cross was very uneventful +compared with Harry’s trip on the Knight Bus. The +Ministry of Magic cars seemed almost ordinary, +though Harry noticed that they could slide through +gaps that Uncle Vernon’s new company car certainly +couldn’t have managed. They reached King’s Cross +with twenty minutes to spare; the Ministry drivers +found them trolleys, unloaded their trunks, touched +their hats in salute to Mr. Weasley, and drove away, +somehow managing to jump to the head of an +unmoving line at the traffic lights. + +Mr. Weasley kept close to Harry’s elbow all the way +into the station. + +“Right then,” he said, glancing around them. “Let’s do +this in pairs, as there are so many of us. I’ll go +through first with Harry.” + +Mr. Weasley strolled toward the barrier between +platforms nine and ten, pushing Harry’s trolley and +apparently very interested in the Intercity 125 that +had just arrived at platform nine. With a meaningful +look at Harry, he leaned casually against the barrier. +Harry imitated him. + +In a moment, they had fallen sideways through the +solid metal onto platform nine and three-quarters and +looked up to see the Hogwarts Express, a scarlet +steam engine, puffing smoke over a platform packed +with witches and wizards seeing their children onto +the train. + + + +Page | 78 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Percy and Ginny suddenly appeared behind Harry. +They were panting and had apparently taken the +barrier at a run. + +“Ah, there’s Penelope!” said Percy, smoothing his hair +and going pink again. Ginny caught Harry’s eye, and +they both turned away to hide their laughter as Percy +strode over to a girl with long, curly hair, walking with +his chest thrown out so that she couldn’t miss his +shiny badge. + +Once the remaining Weasleys and Hermione had +joined them, Harry and Ron led the way to the end of +the train, past packed compartments, to a carriage +that looked quite empty. They loaded the trunks onto +it, stowed Hedwig and Crookshanks in the luggage +rack, then went back outside to say good-bye to Mr. +and Mrs. Weasley. + +Mrs. Weasley kissed all her children, then Hermione, +and finally, Harry. He was embarrassed, but really +quite pleased, when she gave him an extra hug. + +“Do take care, won’t you, Harry?” she said as she +straightened up, her eyes oddly bright. Then she +opened her enormous handbag and said, “I’ve made +you all sandwiches. ... Here you are, Ron ... no, +they’re not corned beef. ... Fred? Where’s Fred? Here +you are, dear. ...” + +“Harry,” said Mr. Weasley quietly, “come over here a +moment.” + +He jerked his head toward a pillar, and Harry followed +him behind it, leaving the others crowded around +Mrs. Weasley. + +“There’s something I’ve got to tell you before you leave +— ” said Mr. Weasley, in a tense voice. + +Page | 79 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s all right, Mr. Weasley,” said Harry. “I already +know.” + +“You know? How could you know?” + +“I — er — I heard you and Mrs. Weasley talking last +night. I couldn’t help hearing,” Harry added quickly. +“Sorry — ” + +“That’s not the way I’d have chosen for you to find +out,” said Mr. Weasley, looking anxious. + +“No — honestly, it’s okay. This way, you haven’t +broken your word to Fudge and I know what’s going +on.” + +“Harry, you must be very scared — ” + +“I’m not,” said Harry sincerely. “Really” he added, +because Mr. Weasley was looking disbelieving. “I’m +not trying to be a hero, but seriously, Sirius Black +can’t be worse than Voldemort, can he?” + +Mr. Weasley flinched at the sound of the name but +overlooked it. + +“Harry, I knew you were, well, made of stronger stuff +than Fudge seems to think, and I’m obviously pleased +that you’re not scared, but — ” + +“Arthur!” called Mrs. Weasley, who was now +shepherding the rest onto the train. “Arthur, what are +you doing? It’s about to go!” + +“He’s coming, Molly!” said Mr. Weasley but he turned +back to Harry and kept talking in a lower and more +hurried voice. “Listen, I want you to give me your +word — ” + + + +Page | 80 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — that I’ll be a good boy and stay in the castle?” said +Harry gloomily. + +“Not entirely,” said Mr. Weasley, who looked more +serious than Harry had ever seen him. “Harry, swear +to me you won’t go looking for Black.” + +Harry stared. “What?” + +There was a loud whistle. Guards were walking along +the train, slamming all the doors shut. + +“Promise me, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, talking more +quickly still, “that whatever happens — ” + +“Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to +kill me?” said Harry blankly. + +“Swear to me that whatever you might hear — ” + +“Arthur, quickly!” cried Mrs. Weasley. + +Steam was billowing from the train; it had started to +move. Harry ran to the compartment door and Ron +threw it open and stood back to let him on. They +leaned out of the window and waved at Mr. and Mrs. +Weasley until the train turned a corner and blocked +them from view. + +“I need to talk to you in private,” Harry muttered to +Ron and Hermione as the train picked up speed. + +“Go away, Ginny,” said Ron. + +“Oh, that’s nice,” said Ginny huffily, and she stalked +off. + + + +Page | 81 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione set off down the corridor, +looking for an empty compartment, but all were full +except for the one at the very end of the train. + +This had only one occupant, a man sitting fast asleep +next to the window. Harry, Ron, and Hermione +checked on the threshold. The Hogwarts Express was +usually reserved for students and they had never seen +an adult there before, except for the witch who +pushed the food cart. + +The stranger was wearing an extremely shabby set of +wizard’s robes that had been darned in several places. +He looked ill and exhausted. Though quite young, his +light brown hair was flecked with gray. + +“Who d’you reckon he is?” Ron hissed as they sat +down and slid the door shut, taking the seats farthest +away from the window. + +“Professor R. J. Lupin,” whispered Hermione at once. +“How d’you know that?” + +“It’s on his case,” she replied, pointing at the luggage +rack over the man’s head, where there was a small, +battered case held together with a large quantity of +neatly knotted string. The name Professor R. J. Lupin +was stamped across one corner in peeling letters. + +“Wonder what he teaches?” said Ron, frowning at +Professor Lupin’s pallid profile. + +“That’s obvious,” whispered Hermione. “There’s only +one vacancy, isn’t there? Defense Against the Dark +Arts.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione had already had two +Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, both of + +Page | 82 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whom had lasted only one year. There were rumors +that the job was jinxed. + +“Well, I hope he’s up to it,” said Ron doubtfully. “He +looks like one good hex would finish him off, doesn’t +he? Anyway ...” He turned to Harry. “What were you +going to tell us?” + +Harry explained all about Mr. and Mrs. Weasley’s +argument and the warning Mr. Weasley had just +given him. When he’d finished, Ron looked +thunderstruck, and Hermione had her hands over her +mouth. She finally lowered them to say, “Sirius Black +escaped to come after you? Oh, Harry ... you’ll have to +be really, really careful. Don’t go looking for trouble, +Harry — ” + +“I don’t go looking for trouble,” said Harry, nettled. +“Trouble usually finds me.” + +“How thick would Harry have to be, to go looking for a +nutter who wants to kill him?” said Ron shakily. + +They were taking the news worse than Harry had +expected. Both Ron and Hermione seemed to be much +more frightened of Black than he was. + +“No one knows how he got out of Azkaban,” said Ron +uncomfortably. “No one’s ever done it before. And he +was a top-security prisoner too.” + +“But they’ll catch him, won’t they?” said Hermione +earnestly. “I mean, they’ve got all the Muggles looking +out for him too. ...” + +“What’s that noise?” said Ron suddenly. + +A faint, tinny sort of whistle was coming from +somewhere. They looked all around the compartment. + +Page | 83 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s coming from your trunk, Harry,” said Ron, +standing up and reaching into the luggage rack. A +moment later he had pulled the Pocket Sneakoscope +out from between Harry’s robes. It was spinning very +fast in the palm of Ron’s hand and glowing brilliantly. + +“Is that a Sneakoscope?” said Hermione interestedly, +standing up for a better look. + +“Yeah ... mind you, it’s a very cheap one,” Ron said. + +“It went haywire just as I was tying it to Errol’s leg to +send it to Harry.” + +“Were you doing anything untrustworthy at the time?” +said Hermione shrewdly. + +“No! Well ... I wasn’t supposed to be using Errol. You +know he’s not really up to long journeys ... but how +else was I supposed to get Harry’s present to him?” + +“Stick it back in the trunk,” Harry advised as the +Sneakoscope whistled piercingly, “or it’ll wake him +up.” + +He nodded toward Professor Lupin. Ron stuffed the +Sneakoscope into a particularly horrible pair of Uncle +Vernon’s old socks, which deadened the sound, then +closed the lid of the trunk on it. + +“We could get it checked in Hogsmeade,” said Ron, +sitting back down. “They sell that sort of thing in +Dervish and Banges, magical instruments and stuff. +Fred and George told me.” + +“Do you know much about Hogsmeade?” asked +Hermione keenly. “I’ve read it’s the only entirely non- +Muggle settlement in Britain — ” + + + +Page | 84 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, I think it is,” said Ron in an offhand sort of +way, “but that’s not why I want to go. I just want to +get inside Honeydukes!” + +“What’s that?” said Hermione. + +“It’s this sweetshop,” said Ron, a dreamy look coming +over his face, “where they’ve got everything. ... Pepper +Imps — they make you smoke at the mouth — and +great fat Chocoballs full of strawberry mousse and +clotted cream, and really excellent sugar quills, which +you can suck in class and just look like you’re +thinking what to write next — ” + +“But Hogsmeade’s a very interesting place, isn’t it?” +Hermione pressed on eagerly. “In Sites of Historical +Sorcery it says the inn was the headquarters for the +1612 goblin rebellion, and the Shrieking Shack’s +supposed to be the most severely haunted building in +Britain — ” + +“ — and massive sherbet balls that make you levitate a +few inches off the ground while you’re sucking them,” +said Ron, who was plainly not listening to a word +Hermione was saying. + +Hermione looked around at Harry. + +“Won’t it be nice to get out of school for a bit and +explore Hogsmeade?” + +“ ’Spect it will,” said Harry heavily. “You’ll have to tell +me when you’ve found out.” + +“What d’you mean?” said Ron. + +“I can’t go. The Dursleys didn’t sign my permission +form, and Fudge wouldn’t either.” + + + +Page | 85 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron looked horrified. + + + +“You’re not allowed to come? But — no way — +McGonagall or someone will give you permission — ” + +Harry gave a hollow laugh. Professor McGonagall, +head of Gryffindor House, was very strict. + +“ — or we can ask Fred and George, they know every +secret passage out of the castle — ” + +“Ron!” said Hermione sharply. “I don’t think Harry +should be sneaking out of school with Black on the +loose — ” + +“Yeah, I expect that’s what McGonagall will say when +I ask for permission,” said Harry bitterly. + +“But if we’re with him,” said Ron spiritedly to +Hermione, “Black wouldn’t dare — ” + +“Oh, Ron, don’t talk rubbish,” snapped Hermione. +“Black’s already murdered a whole bunch of people in +the middle of a crowded street. Do you really think +he’s going to worry about attacking Harry just +because we’re there?” + +She was fumbling with the straps of Crookshanks’s +basket as she spoke. + +“Don’t let that thing out!” Ron said, but too late; +Crookshanks leapt lightly from the basket, stretched, +yawned, and sprang onto Ron’s knees; the lump in +Ron’s pocket trembled and he shoved Crookshanks +angrily away. + +“Get out of here!” + +“Ron, don’t!” said Hermione angrily. + +Page | 86 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron was about to answer back when Professor Lupin +stirred. They watched him apprehensively, but he +simply turned his head the other way, mouth slightly +open, and slept on. + +The Hogwarts Express moved steadily north and the +scenery outside the window became wilder and darker +while the clouds overhead thickened. People were +chasing backward and forward past the door of their +compartment. Crookshanks had now settled in an +empty seat, his squashed face turned toward Ron, his +yellow eyes on Ron’s top pocket. + +At one o’clock, the plump witch with the food cart +arrived at the compartment door. + +“D’you think we should wake him up?” Ron asked +awkwardly, nodding toward Professor Lupin. “He +looks like he could do with some food.” + +Hermione approached Professor Lupin cautiously. + +“Er — Professor?” she said. “Excuse me — Professor?” + +He didn’t move. + +“Don’t worry, dear,” said the witch as she handed +Harry a large stack of Cauldron Cakes. “If he’s hungry +when he wakes, I’ll be up front with the driver.” + +“I suppose he is asleep?” said Ron quietly as the witch +slid the compartment door closed. “I mean — he +hasn’t died, has he?” + +“No, no, he’s breathing,” whispered Hermione, taking +the Cauldron Cake Harry passed her. + +He might not be very good company, but Professor +Lupin’s presence in their compartment had its uses. + +Page | 87 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Midafternoon, just as it had started to rain, blurring +the rolling hills outside the window, they heard +footsteps in the corridor again, and their three least +favorite people appeared at the door: Draco Malfoy, +flanked by his cronies, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory +Goyle. + +Draco Malfoy and Harry had been enemies ever since +they had met on their very first train journey to +Hogwarts. Malfoy, who had a pale, pointed, sneering +face, was in Slytherin House; he played Seeker on the +Slytherin Quidditch team, the same position that +Harry played on the Gryffindor team. Crabbe and +Goyle seemed to exist to do Malfoy’s bidding. They +were both wide and musclely; Crabbe was taller, with +a pudding-bowl haircut and a very thick neck; Goyle +had short, bristly hair and long, gorilla-ish arms. + +“Well, look who it is,” said Malfoy in his usual lazy +drawl, pulling open the compartment door. “Potty and +the Weasel.” + +Crabbe and Goyle chuckled trollishly. + +“I heard your father finally got his hands on some +gold this summer, Weasley,” said Malfoy. “Did your +mother die of shock?” + +Ron stood up so quickly he knocked Crookshanks’s +basket to the floor. Professor Lupin gave a snort. + +“Who’s that?” said Malfoy, taking an automatic step +backward as he spotted Lupin. + +“New teacher,” said Harry, who got to his feet, too, in +case he needed to hold Ron back. “What were you +saying, Malfoy?” + + + +Page | 88 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy’s pale eyes narrowed; he wasn’t fool enough to +pick a fight right under a teacher’s nose. + +“C’mon,” he muttered resentfully to Crabbe and +Goyle, and they disappeared. + +Harry and Ron sat down again, Ron massaging his +knuckles. + +“I’m not going to take any crap from Malfoy this year,” +he said angrily. “I mean it. If he makes one more +crack about my family, I’m going to get hold of his +head and — ” + +Ron made a violent gesture in midair. + +“Ron,” hissed Hermione, pointing at Professor Lupin, +“be careful ...” + +But Professor Lupin was still fast asleep. + +The rain thickened as the train sped yet farther north; +the windows were now a solid, shimmering gray, +which gradually darkened until lanterns flickered into +life all along the corridors and over the luggage racks. +The train rattled, the rain hammered, the wind +roared, but still, Professor Lupin slept. + +“We must be nearly there,” said Ron, leaning forward +to look past Professor Lupin at the now completely +black window. + +The words had hardly left him when the train started +to slow down. + +“Great,” said Ron, getting up and walking carefully +past Professor Lupin to try and see outside. “I’m +starving. I want to get to the feast. ...” + + + +Page | 89 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We can’t be there yet,” said Hermione, checking her +watch. + +“So why’re we stopping?” + +The train was getting slower and slower. As the noise +of the pistons fell away, the wind and rain sounded +louder than ever against the windows. + +Harry, who was nearest the door, got up to look into +the corridor. All along the carriage, heads were +sticking curiously out of their compartments. + +The train came to a stop with a jolt, and distant thuds +and bangs told them that luggage had fallen out of +the racks. Then, without warning, all the lamps went +out and they were plunged into total darkness. + +“What��s going on?” said Ron’s voice from behind +Harry. + +“Ouch!” gasped Hermione. “Ron, that was my foot!” +Harry felt his way back to his seat. + +“D’you think we’ve broken down?” + +“Dunno ...” + +There was a squeaking sound, and Harry saw the dim +black outline of Ron, wiping a patch clean on the +window and peering out. + +“There’s something moving out there,” Ron said. “I +think people are coming aboard. ...” + +The compartment door suddenly opened and someone +fell painfully over Harry’s legs. + + + +Page | 90 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sorry — d’you know what’s going on? — Ouch — +sorry — ” + +“Hullo, Neville,” said Harry, feeling around in the dark +and pulling Neville up by his cloak. + +“Harry? Is that you? What’s happening?” + +“No idea — sit down — ” + +There was a loud hissing and a yelp of pain; Neville +had tried to sit on Crookshanks. + +“I’m going to go and ask the driver what’s going on,” +came Hermione’s voice. Harry felt her pass him, heard +the door slide open again, and then a thud and two +loud squeals of pain. + +“Who’s that?” + +“Who’s that?” + +“Ginny?” + +“Hermione?” + +“What are you doing?” + +“I was looking for Ron — ” + +“Come in and sit down — ” + +“Not here!” said Harry hurriedly. “I’m here!” + +“Ouch!” said Neville. + +“Quiet!” said a hoarse voice suddenly. + + + +Page | 91 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Lupin appeared to have woken up at last. +Harry could hear movements in his corner. None of +them spoke. + +There was a soft, crackling noise, and a shivering +light filled the compartment. Professor Lupin +appeared to be holding a handful of flames. They +illuminated his tired, gray face, but his eyes looked +alert and wary. + +“Stay where you are,” he said in the same hoarse +voice, and he got slowly to his feet with his handful of +fire held out in front of him. + +But the door slid slowly open before Lupin could +reach it. + +Standing in the doorway, illuminated by the shivering +flames in Lupin’s hand, was a cloaked figure that +towered to the ceiling. Its face was completely hidden +beneath its hood. Harry’s eyes darted downward, and +what he saw made his stomach contract. There was a +hand protruding from the cloak and it was glistening, +grayish, slimy-looking, and scabbed, like something +dead that had decayed in water. . . . + +But it was visible only for a split second. As though +the creature beneath the cloak sensed Harry’s gaze, +the hand was suddenly withdrawn into the folds of its +black cloak. + +And then the thing beneath the hood, whatever it +was, drew a long, slow, rattling breath, as though it +were trying to suck something more than air from its +surroundings. + +An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his +own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper + + + +Page | 92 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +than his skin. It was inside his chest, it was inside +his very heart. ... + + + +Harry’s eyes rolled up into his head. He couldn’t see. +He was drowning in cold. There was a rushing in his +ears as though of water. He was being dragged +downward, the roaring growing louder . . . + +And then, from far away, he heard screaming, +terrible, terrified, pleading screams. He wanted to +help whoever it was, he tried to move his arms, but +couldn’t ... a thick white fog was swirling around him, +inside him — + +“Harry! Harry! Are you all right?” + +Someone was slapping his face. + +“W — what?” + +Harry opened his eyes; there were lanterns above +him, and the floor was shaking — the Hogwarts +Express was moving again and the lights had come +back on. He seemed to have slid out of his seat onto +the floor. Ron and Hermione were kneeling next to +him, and above them he could see Neville and +Professor Lupin watching. Harry felt very sick; when +he put up his hand to push his glasses back on, he +felt cold sweat on his face. + +Ron and Hermione heaved him back onto his seat. + +“Are you okay?” Ron asked nervously. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, looking quickly toward the door. +The hooded creature had vanished. “What happened? +Where’s that — that thing? Who screamed?” + +“No one screamed,” said Ron, more nervously still. + +Page | 93 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked around the bright compartment. Ginny +and Neville looked back at him, both very pale. + +“But I heard screaming — ” + +A loud snap made them all jump. Professor Lupin was +breaking an enormous slab of chocolate into pieces. + +“Here,” he said to Harry, handing him a particularly +large piece. “Eat it. It’ll help.” + +Harry took the chocolate but didn’t eat it. + +“What was that thing?” he asked Lupin. + +“A dementor,” said Lupin, who was now giving +chocolate to everyone else. “One of the dementors of +Azkaban.” + +Everyone stared at him. Professor Lupin crumpled up +the empty chocolate wrapper and put it in his pocket. + +“Eat,” he repeated. “It’ll help. I need to speak to the +driver, excuse me ...” + +He strolled past Harry and disappeared into the +corridor. + +“Are you sure you’re okay, Harry?” said Hermione, +watching Harry anxiously. + +“I don’t get it. ... What happened?” said Harry, wiping +more sweat off his face. + +“Well — that thing — the dementor — stood there and +looked around (I mean, I think it did, I couldn’t see its +face) — and you — you — ” + + + +Page | 94 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I thought you were having a fit or something,” said +Ron, who still looked scared. “You went sort of rigid +and fell out of your seat and started twitching — ” + +“And Professor Lupin stepped over you, and walked +toward the dementor, and pulled out his wand,” said +Hermione, “and he said, ‘None of us is hiding Sirius +Black under our cloaks. Go.’ But the dementor didn’t +move, so Lupin muttered something, and a silvery +thing shot out of his wand at it, and it turned around +and sort of glided away. ...” + +“It was horrible,” said Neville, in a higher voice than +usual. “Did you feel how cold it got when it came in?” + +“I felt weird,” said Ron, shifting his shoulders +uncomfortably. “Like I’d never be cheerful again. ...” + +Ginny, who was huddled in her corner looking nearly +as bad as Harry felt, gave a small sob; Hermione went +over and put a comforting arm around her. + +“But didn’t any of you — fall off your seats?” said +Harry awkwardly. + +“No,” said Ron, looking anxiously at Harry again. +“Ginny was shaking like mad, though. ...” + +Harry didn’t understand. He felt weak and shivery, as +though he were recovering from a bad bout of flu; he +also felt the beginnings of shame. Why had he gone to +pieces like that, when no one else had? + +Professor Lupin had come back. He paused as he +entered, looked around, and said, with a small smile, +“I haven’t poisoned that chocolate, you know. ...” + + + +Page | 95 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry took a bite and to his great surprise felt +warmth spread suddenly to the tips of his fingers and +toes. + +“Well be at Hogwarts in ten minutes,” said Professor +Lupin. “Are you all right, Harry?” + +Harry didn’t ask how Professor Lupin knew his name. + +“Fine,” he muttered, embarrassed. + +They didn’t talk much during the remainder of the +journey. At long last, the train stopped at Hogsmeade +station, and there was a great scramble to get +outside; owls hooted, cats meowed, and Neville’s pet +toad croaked loudly from under his hat. It was +freezing on the tiny platform; rain was driving down +in icy sheets. + +“Firs’ years this way!” called a familiar voice. Harry, +Ron, and Hermione turned and saw the gigantic +outline of Hagrid at the other end of the platform, +beckoning the terrified-looking new students forward +for their traditional journey across the lake. + +“All righ’, you three?” Hagrid yelled over the heads of +the crowd. They waved at him, but had no chance to +speak to him because the mass of people around +them was shunting them away along the platform. +Harry, Ron, and Hermione followed the rest of the +school along the platform and out onto a rough mud +track, where at least a hundred stagecoaches awaited +the remaining students, each pulled, Harry could only +assume, by an invisible horse, because when they +climbed inside and shut the door, the coach set off all +by itself, bumping and swaying in procession. + +The coach smelled faintly of mold and straw. Harry +felt better since the chocolate, but still weak. Ron and + +Page | 96 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione kept looking at him sideways, as though +frightened he might collapse again. + +As the carriage trundled toward a pair of magnificent +wrought iron gates, flanked with stone columns +topped with winged boars, Harry saw two more +towering, hooded dementors, standing guard on +either side. A wave of cold sickness threatened to +engulf him again; he leaned back into the lumpy seat +and closed his eyes until they had passed the gates. +The carriage picked up speed on the long, sloping +drive up to the castle; Hermione was leaning out of +the tiny window, watching the many turrets and +towers draw nearer. At last, the carriage swayed to a +halt, and Hermione and Ron got out. + +As Harry stepped down, a drawling, delighted voice +sounded in his ear. + +“You fainted, Potter? Is Longbottom telling the truth? +You actually fainted?” + +Malfoy elbowed past Hermione to block Harry’s way +up the stone steps to the castle, his face gleeful and +his pale eyes glinting maliciously. + +“Shove off, Malfoy,��� said Ron, whose jaw was +clenched. + +“Did you faint as well, Weasley?” said Malfoy loudly. +“Did the scary old dementor frighten you too, +Weasley?” + +“Is there a problem?” said a mild voice. Professor +Lupin had just gotten out of the next carriage. + +Malfoy gave Professor Lupin an insolent stare, which +took in the patches on his robes and the delapidated +suitcase. With a tiny hint of sarcasm in his voice, he + +Page | 97 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +said, “Oh, no — er — Professor,” then he smirked at +Crabbe and Goyle and led them up the steps into the +castle. + +Hermione prodded Ron in the back to make him +hurry, and the three of them joined the crowd +swarming up the steps, through the giant oak front +doors, into the cavernous entrance hall, which was lit +with flaming torches, and housed a magnificent +marble staircase that led to the upper floors. + +The door into the Great Hall stood open at the right; +Harry followed the crowd toward it, but had barely +glimpsed the enchanted ceiling, which was black and +cloudy tonight, when a voice called, “Potter! Granger! + +I want to see you both!” + +Harry and Hermione turned around, surprised. +Professor McGonagall, Transfiguration teacher and +head of Gryffindor House, was calling over the heads +of the crowd. She was a stern-looking witch who wore +her hair in a tight bun; her sharp eyes were framed +with square spectacles. Harry fought his way over to +her with a feeling of foreboding: Professor McGonagall +had a way of making him feel he must have done +something wrong. + +“There’s no need to look so worried — I just want a +word in my office,” she told them. “Move along there, +Weasley.” + +Ron stared as Professor McGonagall ushered +Harry and Hermione away from the chattering crowd; +they accompanied her across the entrance hall, up +the marble staircase, and along a corridor. + +Once they were in her office, a small room with a +large, welcoming fire, Professor McGonagall motioned +Harry and Hermione to sit down. She settled herself + +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +behind her desk and said abruptly, “Professor Lupin +sent an owl ahead to say that you were taken ill on +the train, Potter.” + +Before Harry could reply, there was a soft knock on +the door and Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, came +bustling in. + +Harry felt himself going red in the face. It was bad +enough that he’d passed out, or whatever he had +done, without everyone making all this fuss. + +“I’m fine,” he said, “I don’t need anything — ” + +“Oh, it’s you, is it?” said Madam Pomfrey, ignoring +this and bending down to stare closely at him. “I +suppose you’ve been doing something dangerous +again?” + +“It was a dementor, Poppy,” said Professor +McGonagall. + +They exchanged a dark look, and Madam Pomfrey +clucked disapprovingly. + +“Setting dementors around a school,” she muttered, +pushing back Harry’s hair and feeling his forehead. +“He won’t be the last one who collapses. Yes, he’s all +clammy. Terrible things, they are, and the effect they +have on people who are already delicate — ” + +“I’m not delicate!” said Harry crossly. + +“Of course you’re not,” said Madam Pomfrey +absentmindedly, now taking his pulse. + +“What does he need?” said Professor McGonagall +crisply. “Bed rest? Should he perhaps spend tonight +in the hospital wing?” + +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm /ine!” said Harry, jumping up. The thought of +what Draco Malfoy would say if he had to go to the +hospital wing was torture. + +“Well, he should have some chocolate, at the very +least,” said Madam Pomfrey, who was now trying to +peer into Harry’s eyes. + +“I’ve already had some,” said Harry. “Professor Lupin +gave me some. He gave it to all of us.” + +“Did he, now?” said Madam Pomfrey approvingly. “So +we’ve finally got a Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher who knows his remedies?” + +“Are you sure you feel all right, Potter?” Professor +McGonagall said sharply. + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +“Very well. Kindly wait outside while I have a quick +word with Miss Granger about her course schedule, +then we can go down to the feast together.” + +Harry went back into the corridor with Madam +Pomfrey, who left for the hospital wing, muttering to +herself. He had to wait only a few minutes; then +Hermione emerged looking very happy about +something, followed by Professor McGonagall, and the +three of them made their way back down the marble +staircase to the Great Hall. + +It was a sea of pointed black hats; each of the long +House tables was lined with students, their faces +glimmering by the light of thousands of candles, +which were floating over the tables in midair. + +Professor Flitwick, who was a tiny little wizard with a +shock of white hair, was carrying an ancient hat and +a three-legged stool out of the hall. + +Page | 100 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh,” said Hermione softly, “we’ve missed the +Sorting!” + +New students at Hogwarts were sorted into Houses by +trying on the Sorting Hat, which shouted out the +House they were best suited to (Gryffindor, + +Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin). Professor +McGonagall strode off toward her empty seat at the +staff table, and Harry and Hermione set off in the +other direction, as quietly as possible, toward the +Gryffindor table. People looked around at them as +they passed along the back of the hall, and a few of +them pointed at Harry. Had the story of his collapsing +in front of the dementor traveled that fast? + +He and Hermione sat down on either side of Ron, who +had saved them seats. + +“What was all that about?” he muttered to Harry. + +Harry started to explain in a whisper, but at that +moment the headmaster stood up to speak, and he +broke off. + +Professor Dumbledore, though very old, always gave +an impression of great energy. He had several feet of +long silver hair and beard, half-moon spectacles, and +an extremely crooked nose. He was often described as +the greatest wizard of the age, but that wasn’t why +Harry respected him. You couldn’t help trusting Albus +Dumbledore, and as Harry watched him beaming +around at the students, he felt really calm for the first +time since the dementor had entered the train +compartment. + +“Welcome!” said Dumbledore, the candlelight +shimmering on his beard. “Welcome to another year +at Hogwarts! I have a few things to say to you all, and +as one of them is very serious, I think it best to get it + +Page | 101 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +out of the way before you become befuddled by our +excellent feast. ...” + +Dumbledore cleared his throat and continued, “As +you will all be aware after their search of the +Hogwarts Express, our school is presently playing +host to some of the dementors of Azkaban, who are +here on Ministry of Magic business.” + +He paused, and Harry remembered what Mr. Weasley +had said about Dumbledore not being happy with the +dementors guarding the school. + +“They are stationed at every entrance to the grounds,” +Dumbledore continued, “and while they are with us, I +must make it plain that nobody is to leave school +without permission. Dementors are not to be fooled +by tricks or disguises — or even Invisibility Cloaks,” +he added blandly, and Harry and Ron glanced at each +other. “It is not in the nature of a dementor to +understand pleading or excuses. I therefore warn +each and every one of you to give them no reason to +harm you. I look to the prefects, and our new Head +Boy and Girl, to make sure that no student runs afoul +of the dementors,” he said. + +Percy, who was sitting a few seats down from Harry, +puffed out his chest again and stared around +impressively. Dumbledore paused again; he looked +very seriously around the hall, and nobody moved or +made a sound. + +“On a happier note,” he continued, “I am pleased to +welcome two new teachers to our ranks this year. + +“First, Professor Lupin, who has kindly consented to +fill the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.” + + + +Page | 102 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was some scattered, rather unenthusiastic +applause. Only those who had been in the +compartment on the train with Professor Lupin +clapped hard, Harry among them. Professor Lupin +looked particularly shabby next to all the other +teachers in their best robes. + +“Look at Snape!” Ron hissed in Harry’s ear. + +Professor Snape, the Potions master, was staring +along the staff table at Professor Lupin. It was +common knowledge that Snape wanted the Defense +Against the Dark Arts job, but even Harry, who hated +Snape, was startled at the expression twisting his +thin, sallow face. It was beyond anger: it was loathing. +Harry knew that expression only too well; it was the +look Snape wore every time he set eyes on Harry. + +“As to our second new appointment,” Dumbledore +continued as the lukewarm applause for Professor +Lupin died away. “Well, I am sorry to tell you that +Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures +teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to +enjoy more time with his remaining limbs. However, I +am delighted to say that his place will be filled by +none other than Rubeus Hagrid, who has agreed to +take on this teaching job in addition to his +gamekeeping duties.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione stared at one another, +stunned. Then they joined in with the applause, +which was tumultuous at the Gryffindor table in +particular. Harry leaned forward to see Hagrid, who +was ruby-red in the face and staring down at his +enormous hands, his wide grin hidden in the tangle of +his black beard. + + + +Page | 103 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We should’ve known!” Ron roared, pounding the +table. “Who else would have assigned us a biting +book?” + + + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione were the last to stop +clapping, and as Professor Dumbledore started +speaking again, they saw that Hagrid was wiping his +eyes on the tablecloth. + +“Well, I think that’s everything of importance,” said +Dumbledore. “Let the feast begin!” + +The golden plates and goblets before them filled +suddenly with food and drink. Harry, suddenly +ravenous, helped himself to everything he could reach +and began to eat. + +It was a delicious feast; the hall echoed with talk, +laughter, and the clatter of knives and forks. Harry, +Ron, and Hermione, however, were eager for it to +finish so that they could talk to Hagrid. They knew +how much being made a teacher would mean to him. +Hagrid wasn’t a fully qualified wizard; he had been +expelled from Hogwarts in his third year for a crime +he had not committed. It had been Harry, Ron, and +Hermione who had cleared Hagrid ’s name last year. + +At long last, when the last morsels of pumpkin tart +had melted from the golden platters, Dumbledore +gave the word that it was time for them all to go to +bed, and they got their chance. + +“Congratulations, Hagrid!” Hermione squealed as they +reached the teachers’ table. + +“All down ter you three,” said Hagrid, wiping his +shining face on his napkin as he looked up at them. +“Can’ believe it ... great man, Dumbledore ... came +straight down to me hut after Professor Kettleburn + +Page | 104 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +said he’d had enough. ... It’s what I always wanted. + + + +Overcome with emotion, he buried his face in his +napkin, and Professor McGonagall shooed them away. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione joined the Gryffindors +streaming up the marble staircase and, very tired +now, along more corridors, up more and more stairs, +to the hidden entrance to Gryffindor Tower. A large +portrait of a fat lady in a pink dress asked them, +“Password?” + +“Coming through, coming through!” Percy called from +behind the crowd. “The new password’s ‘Fortuna +Major’!” + +“Oh no,” said Neville Longbottom sadly. He always +had trouble remembering the passwords. + +Through the portrait hole and across the common +room, the girls and boys divided toward their separate +staircases. Harry climbed the spiral stair with no +thought in his head except how glad he was to be +back. They reached their familiar, circular dormitory +with its five four-poster beds, and Harry, looking +around, felt he was home at last. + + + +Page | 105 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +TALONS AND TEA LEAVES + +When Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered the Great +Hall for breakfast the next day, the first thing they +saw was Draco Malfoy, who seemed to be entertaining +a large group of Slytherins with a very funny story. As +they passed, Malfoy did a ridiculous impression of a +swooning fit and there was a roar of laughter. + +“Ignore him,” said Hermione, who was right behind +Harry. “Just ignore him, it’s not worth it. ...” + +“Hey, Potter!” shrieked Pansy Parkinson, a Slytherin +girl with a face like a pug. “Potter! The dementors are +coming, Potter! Woooooooo!” + +Harry dropped into a seat at the Gryffindor table, next +to George Weasley. + +“New third-year course schedules,” said George, +passing them over. “What’s up with you, Harry?” + +“Malfoy,” said Ron, sitting down on George’s other +side and glaring over at the Slytherin table. + +Page | 106 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +George looked up in time to see Malfoy pretending to +faint with terror again. + +“That little git,” he said calmly. “He wasn’t so cocky +last night when the dementors were down at our end +of the train. Came running into our compartment, +didn’t he, Fred?” + +“Nearly wet himself,” said Fred, with a contemptuous +glance at Malfoy. + +“I wasn’t too happy myself,” said George. “They’re +horrible things, those dementors. ...” + +“Sort of freeze your insides, don’t they?” said Fred. + +“You didn’t pass out, though, did you?” said Harry in +a low voice. + +“Forget it, Harry,” said George bracingly. “Dad had to +go out to Azkaban one time, remember, Fred? And he +said it was the worst place he’d ever been, he came +back all weak and shaking. . . . They suck the +happiness out of a place, dementors. Most of the +prisoners go mad in there.” + +“Anyway, we’ll see how happy Malfoy looks after our +first Quidditch match,” said Fred. “Gryffindor versus +Slytherin, first game of the season, remember?” + +The only time Harry and Malfoy had faced each other +in a Quidditch match, Malfoy had definitely come off +worse. Feeling slightly more cheerful, Harry helped +himself to sausages and fried tomatoes. + +Hermione was examining her new schedule. + +“Ooh, good, we’re starting some new subjects today,” +she said happily. + +Page | 107 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hermione,” said Ron, frowning as he looked over her +shoulder, “they’ve messed up your schedule. Look — +they’ve got you down for about ten subjects a day. +There isn’t enough time.” + +“I’ll manage. I’ve fixed it all with Professor +McGonagall.” + +“But look,” said Ron, laughing, “see this morning? +Nine o’clock, Divination. And underneath, nine +o’clock, Muggle Studies. And” — Ron leaned closer to +the schedule, disbelieving — “ look — underneath +that, Arithmancy, nine o’clock. I mean, I know you’re +good, Hermione, but no one’s that good. How’re you +supposed to be in three classes at once?” + +“Don’t be silly,” said Hermione shortly. “Of course I +won’t be in three classes at once.” + +“Well, then — ” + +“Pass the marmalade,” said Hermione. + +“But — ” + +“Oh, Ron, what’s it to you if my schedule’s a bit full?” +Hermione snapped. “I told you, I’ve fixed it all with +Professor McGonagall.” + +Just then, Hagrid entered the Great Hall. He was +wearing his long moleskin overcoat and was +absentmindedly swinging a dead polecat from one +enormous hand. + +“All righ’?” he said eagerly, pausing on the way to the +staff table. “Yer in my firs’ ever lesson! Right after +lunch! Bin up since five gettin’ everythin’ ready. ... +Hope it’s okay. ... Me, a teacher ... hones’ly. ...” + + + +Page | 108 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He grinned broadly at them and headed off to the +staff table, still swinging the polecat. + +“Wonder what he’s been getting ready?” said Ron, a +note of anxiety in his voice. + +The hall was starting to empty as people headed off +toward their first lesson. Ron checked his course +schedule. + +“We’d better go, look, Divination’s at the top of North +Tower. It’ll take us ten minutes to get there. ...” + +They finished their breakfasts hastily, said good-bye +to Fred and George, and walked back through the +hall. As they passed the Slytherin table, Malfoy did +yet another impression of a fainting fit. The shouts of +laughter followed Harry into the entrance hall. + +The journey through the castle to North Tower was a +long one. Two years at Hogwarts hadn’t taught them +everything about the castle, and they had never been +inside North Tower before. + +“There’s — got — to — be — a — shortcut,” Ron +panted as they climbed their seventh long staircase +and emerged on an unfamiliar landing, where there +was nothing but a large painting of a bare stretch of +grass hanging on the stone wall. + +“I think it’s this way,” said Hermione, peering down +the empty passage to the right. + +“Can’t be,” said Ron. “That’s south, look, you can see +a bit of the lake out of the window ...” + +Harry was watching the painting. A fat, dapple-gray +pony had just ambled onto the grass and was grazing +nonchalantly. Harry was used to the subjects of + +Page | 109 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hogwarts paintings moving around and leaving their +frames to visit one another, but he always enjoyed +watching it. A moment later, a short, squat knight in +a suit of armor clanked into the picture after his +pony. By the look of the grass stains on his metal +knees, he had just fallen off. + +“Aha!” he yelled, seeing Harry, Ron, and Hermione. +“What villains are these, that trespass upon my +private lands! Come to scorn at my fall, perchance? +Draw, you knaves, you dogs!” + +They watched in astonishment as the little knight +tugged his sword out of its scabbard and began +brandishing it violently, hopping up and down in +rage. But the sword was too long for him; a +particularly wild swing made him overbalance, and he +landed facedown in the grass. + +“Are you all right?” said Harry, moving closer to the +picture. + +“Get back, you scurvy braggart! Back, you rogue!” + +The knight seized his sword again and used it to push +himself back up, but the blade sank deeply into the +grass and, though he pulled with all his might, he +couldn’t get it out again. Finally, he had to flop back +down onto the grass and push up his visor to mop his +sweating face. + +“Listen,” said Harry, taking advantage of the knight’s +exhaustion, “we’re looking for the North Tower. You +don’t know the way, do you?” + +“A quest!” The knight’s rage seemed to vanish +instantly. He clanked to his feet and shouted, “Come +follow me, dear friends, and we shall find our goal, or +else shall perish bravely in the charge!” + +Page | 110 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He gave the sword another fruitless tug, tried and +failed to mount the fat pony, gave up, and cried, “On +foot then, good sirs and gentle lady! On! On!” + +And he ran, clanking loudly, into the left side of the +frame and out of sight. + +They hurried after him along the corridor, following +the sound of his armor. Every now and then they +spotted him running through a picture ahead. + +“Be of stout heart, the worst is yet to come!” yelled the +knight, and they saw him reappear in front of an +alarmed group of women in crinolines, whose picture +hung on the wall of a narrow spiral staircase. + +Puffing loudly, Harry, Ron, and Hermione climbed the +tightly spiraling steps, getting dizzier and dizzier, +until at last they heard the murmur of voices above +them and knew they had reached the classroom. + +“Farewell!” cried the knight, popping his head into a +painting of some sinister-looking monks. “Farewell, +my comrades-in-arms! If ever you have need of noble +heart and steely sinew, call upon Sir Cadogan!” + +“Yeah, well call you,” muttered Ron as the knight +disappeared, “if we ever need someone mental.” + +They climbed the last few steps and emerged onto a +tiny landing, where most of the class was already +assembled. There were no doors off this landing, but +Ron nudged Harry and pointed at the ceiling, where +there was a circular trapdoor with a brass plaque on +it. + +“ ‘Sibyll Trelawney, Divination teacher,’ ” Harry read. +“How’re we supposed to get up there?” + + + +Page | 111 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As though in answer to his question, the trapdoor +suddenly opened, and a silvery ladder descended +right at Harry’s feet. Everyone got quiet. + +“After you,” said Ron, grinning, so Harry climbed the +ladder first. + +He emerged into the strangest-looking classroom he +had ever seen. In fact, it didn’t look like a classroom +at all, more like a cross between someone’s attic and +an old-fashioned tea shop. At least twenty small, +circular tables were crammed inside it, all +surrounded by chintz armchairs and fat little poufs. +Everything was lit with a dim, crimson light; the +curtains at the windows were all closed, and the +many lamps were draped with dark red scarves. It +was stiflingly warm, and the fire that was burning +under the crowded mantelpiece was giving off a +heavy, sickly sort of perfume as it heated a large +copper kettle. The shelves running around the +circular walls were crammed with dusty-looking +feathers, stubs of candles, many packs of tattered +playing cards, countless silvery crystal balls, and a +huge array of teacups. + +Ron appeared at Harry’s shoulder as the class +assembled around them, all talking in whispers. + +“Where is she?” Ron said. + +A voice came suddenly out of the shadows, a soft, +misty sort of voice. + +“Welcome,” it said. “How nice to see you in the +physical world at last.” + +Harry’s immediate impression was of a large, +glittering insect. Professor Trelawney moved into the +firelight, and they saw that she was very thin; her + +Page | 112 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +large glasses magnified her eyes to several times their +natural size, and she was draped in a gauzy spangled +shawl. Innumerable chains and beads hung around +her spindly neck, and her arms and hands were +encrusted with bangles and rings. + +“Sit, my children, sit,” she said, and they all climbed +awkwardly into armchairs or sank onto poufs. Harry, +Ron, and Hermione sat themselves around the same +round table. + +“Welcome to Divination,” said Professor Trelawney, +who had seated herself in a winged armchair in front +of the fire. “My name is Professor Trelawney. You may +not have seen me before. I find that descending too +often into the hustle and bustle of the main school +clouds my Inner Eye.” + +Nobody said anything to this extraordinary +pronouncement. Professor Trelawney delicately +rearranged her shawl and continued, “So you have +chosen to study Divination, the most difficult of all +magical arts. I must warn you at the outset that if +you do not have the Sight, there is very little I will be +able to teach you. Books can take you only so far in +this field. ...” + +At these words, both Harry and Ron glanced, +grinning, at Hermione, who looked startled at the +news that books wouldn’t be much help in this +subject. + +“Many witches and wizards, talented though they are +in the area of loud bangs and smells and sudden +disappearings, are yet unable to penetrate the veiled +mysteries of the future,” Professor Trelawney went on, +her enormous, gleaming eyes moving from face to +nervous face. “It is a Gift granted to few. You, boy,” + + + +Page | 113 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +she said suddenly to Neville, who almost toppled off +his pouf. “Is your grandmother well?” + + + +“I think so,” said Neville tremulously. + +“I wouldn’t be so sure if I were you, dear,” said +Professor Trelawney, the firelight glinting on her long +emerald earrings. Neville gulped. Professor Trelawney +continued placidly. “We will be covering the basic +methods of Divination this year. The first term will be +devoted to reading the tea leaves. Next term we shall +progress to palmistry. By the way, my dear,” she shot +suddenly at Parvati Patil, “beware a red-haired man.” + +Parvati gave a startled look at Ron, who was right +behind her, and edged her chair away from him. + +“In the second term,” Professor Trelawney went on, + +“we shall progress to the crystal ball — if we have +finished with fire omens, that is. Unfortunately, +classes will be disrupted in February by a nasty bout +of flu. I myself will lose my voice. And around Easter, +one of our number will leave us forever.” + +A very tense silence followed this pronouncement, but +Professor Trelawney seemed unaware of it. + +“I wonder, dear,” she said to Lavender Brown, who +was nearest and shrank back in her chair, “if you +could pass me the largest silver teapot?” + +Lavender, looking relieved, stood up, took an +enormous teapot from the shelf, and put it down on +the table in front of Professor Trelawney. + +“Thank you, my dear. Incidentally, that thing you are +dreading — it will happen on Friday the sixteenth of +October.” + +Page | 114 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lavender trembled. + + + +“Now, I want you all to divide into pairs. Collect a +teacup from the shelf, come to me, and I will fill it. +Then sit down and drink, drink until only the dregs +remain. Swill these around the cup three times with +the left hand, then turn the cup upside down on its +saucer, wait for the last of the tea to drain away, then +give your cup to your partner to read. You will +interpret the patterns using pages five and six of +Unfogging the Future. I shall move among you, helping +and instructing. Oh, and dear” — she caught Neville +by the arm as he made to stand up — “after you’ve +broken your first cup, would you be so kind as to +select one of the blue patterned ones? I’m rather +attached to the pink.” + +Sure enough, Neville had no sooner reached the shelf +of teacups when there was a tinkle of breaking china. +Professor Trelawney swept over to him holding a +dustpan and brush and said, “One of the blue ones, +then, dear, if you wouldn’t mind ... thank you. ...” + +When Harry and Ron had had their teacups filled, +they went back to their table and tried to drink the +scalding tea quickly. They swilled the dregs around as +Professor Trelawney had instructed, then drained the +cups and swapped over. + +“Right,” said Ron as they both opened their books at +pages five and six. “What can you see in mine?” + +“A load of soggy brown stuff,” said Harry. The heavily +perfumed smoke in the room was making him feel +sleepy and stupid. + +“Broaden your minds, my dears, and allow your eyes +to see past the mundane!” Professor Trelawney cried +through the gloom. + +Page | 115 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry tried to pull himself together. + +“Right, you’ve got a crooked sort of cross ...” He +consulted Unfogging the Future. “That means you’re +going to have ‘trials and suffering’ — sorry about that +— but there’s a thing that could be the sun ... hang +on ... that means ‘great happiness’ ... so you’re going +to suffer but be very happy. ...” + +“You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me,” said +Ron, and they both had to stifle their laughs as +Professor Trelawney gazed in their direction. + +“My turn ...” Ron peered into Harry’s teacup, his +forehead wrinkled with effort. “There’s a blob a bit like +a bowler hat,” he said. “Maybe you’re going to work +for the Ministry of Magic. ...” + +He turned the teacup the other way up. + +“But this way it looks more like an acorn. ... What’s +that?” He scanned his copy of Unfogging the Future. “ +‘A windfall, unexpected gold.’ Excellent, you can lend +me some ... and there’s a thing here,” he turned the +cup again, “that looks like an animal . . . yeah, if that +was its head ... it looks like a hippo ... no, a sheep ...” + +Professor Trelawney whirled around as Harry let out a +snort of laughter. + +“Let me see that, my dear,” she said reprovingly to +Ron, sweeping over and snatching Harry’s cup from +him. Everyone went quiet to watch. + +Professor Trelawney was staring into the teacup, +rotating it counterclockwise. + +“The falcon ... my dear, you have a deadly enemy.” + + + +Page | 116 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But everyone knows that,” said Hermione in a loud +whisper. Professor Trelawney stared at her. + +“Well, they do,” said Hermione. “Everybody knows +about Harry and You-Know-Who.” + +Harry and Ron stared at her with a mixture of +amazement and admiration. They had never heard +Hermione speak to a teacher like that before. + +Professor Trelawney chose not to reply. She lowered +her huge eyes to Harry’s cup again and continued to +turn it. + +“The club ... an attack. Dear, dear, this is not a happy +cup. ...” + +“I thought that was a bowler hat,” said Ron +sheepishly. + +“The skull ... danger in your path, my dear. ...” + +Everyone was staring, transfixed, at Professor +Trelawney, who gave the cup a final turn, gasped, and +then screamed. + +There was another tinkle of breaking china; Neville +had smashed his second cup. Professor Trelawney +sank into a vacant armchair, her glittering hand at +her heart and her eyes closed. + +“My dear boy . . . my poor, dear boy ... no ... it is +kinder not to say ... no ... don’t ask me. ...” + +“What is it, Professor?” said Dean Thomas at once. +Everyone had got to their feet, and slowly they +crowded around Harry and Ron’s table, pressing close +to Professor Trelawney’s chair to get a good look at +Harry’s cup. + + + +Page | 117 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“My dear,” Professor Trelawney’s huge eyes opened +dramatically, “you have the Grim.” + + + +“The what?” said Harry. + +He could tell that he wasn’t the only one who didn’t +understand; Dean Thomas shrugged at him and +Lavender Brown looked puzzled, but nearly everybody +else clapped their hands to their mouths in horror. + +“The Grim, my dear, the Grim!” cried Professor +Trelawney, who looked shocked that Harry hadn’t +understood. “The giant, spectral dog that haunts +churchyards! My dear boy, it is an omen — the worst +omen — of death .!” + +Harry’s stomach lurched. That dog on the cover of +Death Omens in Flourish and Blotts — the dog in the +shadows of Magnolia Crescent . . . Lavender Brown +clapped her hands to her mouth too. Everyone was +looking at Harry, everyone except Hermione, who had +gotten up and moved around to the back of Professor +Trelawney’s chair. + +“I don’t think it looks like a Grim,” she said flatly. + +Professor Trelawney surveyed Hermione with +mounting dislike. + +“You’ll forgive me for saying so, my dear, but I +perceive very little aura around you. Very little +receptivity to the resonances of the future.” + +Seamus Finnigan was tilting his head from side to +side. + +“It looks like a Grim if you do this,” he said, with his +eyes almost shut, “but it looks more like a donkey +from here,” he said, leaning to the left. + +Page | 118 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“When you’ve all finished deciding whether I’m going +to die or not!” said Harry, taking even himself by +surprise. Now nobody seemed to want to look at him. + +“I think we will leave the lesson here for today,” said +Professor Trelawney in her mistiest voice. “Yes ... +please pack away your things. ...” + +Silently the class took their teacups back to Professor +Trelawney, packed away their books, and closed their +bags. Even Ron was avoiding Harry’s eyes. + +“Until we meet again,” said Professor Trelawney +faintly, “fair fortune be yours. Oh, and dear” — she +pointed at Neville — “you’ll be late next time, so mind +you work extra-hard to catch up.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione descended Professor +Trelawney’s ladder and the winding stair in silence, +then set off for Professor McGonagall’s +Transfiguration lesson. It took them so long to find +her classroom that, early as they had left Divination, +they were only just in time. + +Harry chose a seat right at the back of the room, +feeling as though he were sitting in a very bright +spotlight; the rest of the class kept shooting furtive +glances at him, as though he were about to drop dead +at any moment. He hardly heard what Professor +McGonagall was telling them about Animagi (wizards +who could transform at will into animals), and wasn’t +even watching when she transformed herself in front +of their eyes into a tabby cat with spectacle markings +around her eyes. + +“Really, what has got into you all today?” said +Professor McGonagall, turning back into herself with +a faint pop, and staring around at them all. “Not that + + + +Page | 119 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +it matters, but that’s the first time my +transformation’s not got applause from a class.” + + + +Everybody’s heads turned toward Harry again, but +nobody spoke. Then Hermione raised her hand. + +“Please, Professor, we’ve just had our first Divination +class, and we were reading the tea leaves, and — ” + +“Ah, of course,” said Professor McGonagall, suddenly +frowning. “There is no need to say any more, Miss +Granger. Tell me, which of you will be dying this +year?” + +Everyone stared at her. + +“Me,” said Harry, finally. + +“I see,” said Professor McGonagall, fixing Harry with +her beady eyes. “Then you should know, Potter, that +Sibyll Trelawney has predicted the death of one +student a year since she arrived at this school. None +of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her +favorite way of greeting a new class. If it were not for +the fact that I never speak ill of my colleagues — ” + +Professor McGonagall broke off, and they saw that her +nostrils had gone white. She went on, more calmly, +“Divination is one of the most imprecise branches of +magic. I shall not conceal from you that I have very +little patience with it. True Seers are very rare, and +Professor Trelawney — ” + +She stopped again, and then said, in a very matter-of- +fact tone, “You look in excellent health to me, Potter, +so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework +today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand +it in.” + +Page | 120 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione laughed. Harry felt a bit better. It was +harder to feel scared of a lump of tea leaves away +from the dim red light and befuddling perfume of +Professor Trelawney’s classroom. Not everyone was +convinced, however. Ron still looked worried, and +Lavender whispered, “But what about Neville’s cup?” + +When the Transfiguration class had finished, they +joined the crowd thundering toward the Great Hall for +lunch. + +“Ron, cheer up,” said Hermione, pushing a dish of +stew toward him. “You heard what Professor +McGonagall said.” + +Ron spooned stew onto his plate and picked up his +fork but didn’t start. + +“Harry,” he said, in a low, serious voice, “you haven’t +seen a great black dog anywhere, have you?” + +“Yeah, I have,” said Harry. “I saw one the night I left +the Dursleys’.” + +Ron let his fork fall with a clatter. + +“Probably a stray,” said Hermione calmly. + +Ron looked at Hermione as though she had gone +mad. + +“Hermione, if Harry’s seen a Grim, that’s — that’s +bad,” he said. “My — my uncle Bilius saw one and — +and he died twenty-four hours later!” + +“Coincidence,” said Hermione airily, pouring herself +some pumpkin juice. + + + +Page | 121 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You don’t know what you’re talking about!” said Ron, +starting to get angry. “Grims scare the living daylights +out of most wizards!” + +“There you are, then,” said Hermione in a superior +tone. “They see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim’s +not an omen, it’s the cause of death! And Harry’s still +with us because he’s not stupid enough to see one +and think, right, well, I’d better kick the bucket then!” + +Ron mouthed wordlessly at Hermione, who opened +her bag, took out her new Arithmancy book, and +propped it open against the juice jug. + +“I think Divination seems very woolly,” she said, +searching for her page. “A lot of guesswork, if you ask +me.” + +“There was nothing woolly about the Grim in that +cup!” said Ron hotly. + +“You didn’t seem quite so confident when you were +telling Harry it was a sheep,” said Hermione coolly. + +“Professor Trelawney said you didn’t have the right +aura! You just don’t like being bad at something for a +change!” + +He had touched a nerve. Hermione slammed her +Arithmancy book down on the table so hard that bits +of meat and carrot flew everywhere. + +“If being good at Divination means I have to pretend +to see death omens in a lump of tea leaves, I’m not +sure I’ll be studying it much longer! That lesson was +absolute rubbish compared with my Arithmancy +class!” + + + +She snatched up her bag and stalked away. + +Page | 122 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron frowned after her. + + + +“What’s she talking about?” he said to Harry. “She +hasn’t been to an Arithmancy class yet.” + +Harry was pleased to get out of the castle after lunch. +Yesterday’s rain had cleared; the sky was a clear, pale +gray, and the grass was springy and damp underfoot +as they set off for their first ever Care of Magical +Creatures class. + +Ron and Hermione weren’t speaking to each other. +Harry walked beside them in silence as they went +down the sloping lawns to Hagrid’s hut on the edge of +the Forbidden Forest. It was only when he spotted +three only-too-familiar backs ahead of them that he +realized they must be having these lessons with the +Slytherins. Malfoy was talking animatedly to Crabbe +and Goyle, who were chortling. Harry was quite sure +he knew what they were talking about. + +Hagrid was waiting for his class at the door of his hut. +He stood in his moleskin overcoat, with Fang the +boarhound at his heels, looking impatient to start. + +“C’mon, now, get a move on!” he called as the class +approached. “Got a real treat for yeh today! Great +lesson cornin’ up! Everyone here? Right, follow me!” + +For one nasty moment, Harry thought that Hagrid +was going to lead them into the forest; Harry had had +enough unpleasant experiences in there to last him a +lifetime. However, Hagrid strolled off around the edge +of the trees, and five minutes later, they found +themselves outside a kind of paddock. There was +nothing in there. + + + +Page | 123 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Everyone gather ’round the fence here!” he called. +“That’s it — make sure yeh can see — now, firs’ thing +yeh’ll want ter do is open yer books — ” + +“How?” said the cold, drawling voice of Draco Malfoy. + +“Eh?” said Hagrid. + +“How do we open our books?” Malfoy repeated. He +took out his copy of The Monster Book of Monsters, +which he had bound shut with a length of rope. Other +people took theirs out too; some, like Harry, had +belted their book shut; others had crammed them +inside tight bags or clamped them together with +binder clips. + +“Hasn’ — hasn’ anyone bin able ter open their +books?” said Hagrid, looking crestfallen. + +The class all shook their heads. + +“Yeh’ve got ter stroke ’em,” said Hagrid, as though +this was the most obvious thing in the world. “Look — + + + +He took Hermione’s copy and ripped off the Spellotape +that bound it. The book tried to bite, but Hagrid ran a +giant forefinger down its spine, and the book +shivered, and then fell open and lay quiet in his hand. + +“Oh, how silly we’ve all been!” Malfoy sneered. “We +should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess!” + +“I — I thought they were funny,” Hagrid said +uncertainly to Hermione. + +“Oh, tremendously funny!” said Malfoy. “Really witty, +giving us books that try and rip our hands off!” + + + +Page | 124 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Shut up, Malfoy,” said Harry quietly. Hagrid was +looking downcast and Harry wanted Hagrid ’s first +lesson to be a success. + +“Righ’ then,” said Hagrid, who seemed to have lost his +thread, “so — so yeh’ve got yer books an’ — an’ — +now yeh need the Magical Creatures. Yeah. So I’ll go +an’ get ’em. Hang on ...” + +He strode away from them into the forest and out of +sight. + +“God, this place is going to the dogs,” said Malfoy +loudly. “That oaf teaching classes, my father’ll have a +fit when I tell him — ” + +“Shut up, Malfoy,” Harry repeated. + +“Careful, Potter, there’s a dementor behind you — ” + +“Oooooooh!” squealed Lavender Brown, pointing +toward the opposite side of the paddock. + +Trotting toward them were a dozen of the most bizarre +creatures Harry had ever seen. They had the bodies, +hind legs, and tails of horses, but the front legs, +wings, and heads of what seemed to be giant eagles, +with cruel, steel-colored beaks and large, brilliantly +orange eyes. The talons on their front legs were half a +foot long and deadly looking. Each of the beasts had a +thick leather collar around its neck, which was +attached to a long chain, and the ends of all of these +were held in the vast hands of Hagrid, who came +jogging into the paddock behind the creatures. + +“Gee up, there!” he roared, shaking the chains and +urging the creatures toward the fence where the class +stood. Everyone drew back slightly as Hagrid reached +them and tethered the creatures to the fence. + +Page | 125 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hippogriffs!” Hagrid roared happily, waving a hand at +them. “Beau’iful, aren’ they?” + +Harry could sort of see what Hagrid meant. Once you +got over the first shock of seeing something that was +half horse, half bird, you started to appreciate the +hippogriffs’ gleaming coats, changing smoothly from +feather to hair, each of them a different color: stormy +gray, bronze, pinkish roan, gleaming chestnut, and +inky black. + +“So,” said Hagrid, rubbing his hands together and +beaming around, “if yeh wan’ ter come a bit nearer — ” + +No one seemed to want to. Harry, Ron, and Hermione, +however, approached the fence cautiously. + +“Now, firs’ thing yeh gotta know abou’ hippogriffs is, +they’re proud,” said Hagrid. “Easily offended, +hippogriffs are. Don’t never insult one, ’cause it might +be the last thing yeh do.” + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle weren’t listening; they +were talking in an undertone and Harry had a nasty +feeling they were plotting how best to disrupt the +lesson. + +“Yeh always wait fer the hippogriff ter make the firs’ +move,” Hagrid continued. “It’s polite, see? Yeh walk +toward him, and yeh bow, an’ yeh wait. If he bows +back, yeh’re allowed ter touch him. If he doesn’ bow, +then get away from him sharpish, ’cause those talons +hurt. + +“Right — who wants ter go first?” + +Most of the class backed farther away in answer. + +Even Harry, Ron, and Hermione had misgivings. The +hippogriffs were tossing their fierce heads and flexing + +Page | 126 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their powerful wings; they didn���t seem to like being +tethered like this. + +“No one?” said Hagrid, with a pleading look. + +“I’ll do it,” said Harry. + +There was an intake of breath from behind him, and +both Lavender and Parvati whispered, “Oooh, no, +Harry, remember your tea leaves!” + +Harry ignored them. He climbed over the paddock +fence. + +“Good man, Harry!” roared Hagrid. “Right then — let’s +see how yeh get on with Buckbeak.” + +He untied one of the chains, pulled the gray hippogriff +away from its fellows, and slipped off its leather +collar. The class on the other side of the paddock +seemed to be holding its breath. Malfoy’s eyes were +narrowed maliciously. + +“Easy, now, Harry,” said Hagrid quietly. “Yeh’ve got +eye contact, now try not ter blink. ... Hippogriffs don’ +trust yeh if yeh blink too much. ...” + +Harry’s eyes immediately began to water, but he +didn’t shut them. Buckbeak had turned his great, +sharp head and was staring at Harry with one fierce +orange eye. + +“Tha’s it,” said Hagrid. “Tha’s it, Harry ... now, bow + + + +Harry didn’t feel much like exposing the back of his +neck to Buckbeak, but he did as he was told. He gave +a short bow and then looked up. + + + +Page | 127 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The hippogriff was still staring haughtily at him. It +didn’t move. + +“Ah,” said Hagrid, sounding worried. “Right — back +away, now, Harry, easy does it — ” + +But then, to Harry’s enormous surprise, the hippogriff +suddenly bent its scaly front knees and sank into +what was an unmistakable bow. + +“Well done, Harry!” said Hagrid, ecstatic. “Right — +yeh can touch him! Pat his beak, go on!” + +Feeling that a better reward would have been to back +away, Harry moved slowly toward the hippogriff and +reached out toward it. He patted the beak several +times and the hippogriff closed its eyes lazily, as +though enjoying it. + +The class broke into applause, all except for Malfoy, +Crabbe, and Goyle, who were looking deeply +disappointed. + +“Righ’ then, Harry,” said Hagrid. “I reckon he might’ +let yeh ride him!” + +This was more than Harry had bargained for. He was +used to a broomstick; but he wasn’t sure a hippogriff +would be quite the same. + +“Yeh climb up there, jus’ behind the wing joint,” said +Hagrid, “an’ mind yeh don’ pull any of his feathers +out, he won’ like that. ...” + +Harry put his foot on the top of Buckbeak’s wing and +hoisted himself onto its back. Buckbeak stood up. +Harry wasn’t sure where to hold on; everything in +front of him was covered with feathers. + + + +Page | 128 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Go on, then!” roared Hagrid, slapping the hippogriff’s +hindquarters. + +Without warning, twelve-foot wings flapped open on +either side of Harry; he just had time to seize the +hippogriff around the neck before he was soaring +upward. It was nothing like a broomstick, and Harry +knew which one he preferred; the hippogriff’s wings +beat uncomfortably on either side of him, catching +him under his legs and making him feel he was about +to be thrown off; the glossy feathers slipped under his +fingers and he didn’t dare get a stronger grip; instead +of the smooth action of his Nimbus Two Thousand, he +now felt himself rocking backward and forward as the +hindquarters of the hippogriff rose and fell with its +wings. + +Buckbeak flew him once around the paddock and +then headed back to the ground; this was the bit +Harry had been dreading; he leaned back as the +smooth neck lowered, feeling he was going to slip off +over the beak, then felt a heavy thud as the four ill- +assorted feet hit the ground. He just managed to hold +on and push himself straight again. + +“Good work, Harry!” roared Hagrid as everyone except +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle cheered. “Okay, who else +wants a go?” + +Emboldened by Harry’s success, the rest of the class +climbed cautiously into the paddock. Hagrid untied +the hippogriffs one by one, and soon people were +bowing nervously, all over the paddock. Neville ran +repeatedly backward from his, which didn’t seem to +want to bend its knees. Ron and Hermione practiced +on the chestnut, while Harry watched. + + + +Page | 129 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle had taken over Buckbeak. +He had bowed to Malfoy, who was now patting his +beak, looking disdainful. + +“This is very easy,” Malfoy drawled, loud enough for +Harry to hear him. “I knew it must have been, if +Potter could do it. ... I bet you’re not dangerous at all, +are you?” he said to the hippogriff. “Are you, you great +ugly brute?” + +It happened in a flash of steely talons; Malfoy let out a +high-pitched scream and next moment, Hagrid was +wrestling Buckbeak back into his collar as he +strained to get at Malfoy, who lay curled in the grass, +blood blossoming over his robes. + +“I’m dying!” Malfoy yelled as the class panicked. “I’m +dying, look at me! It’s killed me!” + +“Yer not dyin’!” said Hagrid, who had gone very white. +“Someone help me — gotta get him outta here — ” + +Hermione ran to hold open the gate as Hagrid lifted +Malfoy easily. As they passed, Harry saw that there +was a long, deep gash on Malfoy’s arm; blood +splattered the grass and Hagrid ran with him, up the +slope toward the castle. + +Very shaken, the Care of Magical Creatures class +followed at a walk. The Slytherins were all shouting +about Hagrid. + +“They should fire him straight away!” said Pansy +Parkinson, who was in tears. + +“It was Malfoy’s fault!” snapped Dean Thomas. + +Crabbe and Goyle flexed their muscles threateningly. + + + +Page | 130 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They all climbed the stone steps into the deserted +entrance hall. + +“I’m going to see if he’s okay!” said Pansy, and they all +watched her run up the marble staircase. The +Slytherins, still muttering about Hagrid, headed away +in the direction of their dungeon common room; + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione proceeded upstairs to +Gryffindor Tower. + +“D’you think he’ll be all right?” said Hermione +nervously. + +“ ’Course he will. Madam Pomfrey can mend cuts in +about a second,” said Harry, who had had far worse +injuries mended magically by the nurse. + +“That was a really bad thing to happen in Hagrid ’s +first class, though, wasn’t it?” said Ron, looking +worried. “Trust Malfoy to mess things up for him. ...” + +They were among the first to reach the Great Hall at +dinnertime, hoping to see Hagrid, but he wasn’t there. + +“They wouldn’t fire him, would they?” said Hermione +anxiously, not touching her steak-and-kidney +pudding. + +“They’d better not,” said Ron, who wasn’t eating +either. + +Harry was watching the Slytherin table. A large group +including Crabbe and Goyle was huddled together, +deep in conversation. Harry was sure they were +cooking up their own version of how Malfoy had been +injured. + +“Well, you can’t say it wasn’t an interesting first day +back,” said Ron gloomily. + +Page | 131 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They went up to the crowded Gryffindor common +room after dinner and tried to do the homework +Professor McGonagall had given them, but all three of +them kept breaking off and glancing out of the tower +window. + +“There’s a light on in Hagrid’s window,” Harry said +suddenly. + +Ron looked at his watch. + +“If we hurried, we could go down and see him. It’s still +quite early. ...” + +“I don’t know,” Hermione said slowly, and Harry saw +her glance at him. + +“I’m allowed to walk across the grounds,” he said +pointedly. “Sirius Black hasn’t got past the dementors +yet, has he?” + +So they put their things away and headed out of the +portrait hole, glad to meet nobody on their way to the +front doors, as they weren’t entirely sure they were +supposed to be out. + +The grass was still wet and looked almost black in the +twilight. When they reached Hagrid’s hut, they +knocked, and a voice growled, “C’min.” + +Hagrid was sitting in his shirtsleeves at his scrubbed +wooden table; his boarhound, Fang, had his head in +Hagrid’s lap. One look told them that Hagrid had been +drinking a lot; there was a pewter tankard almost as +big as a bucket in front of him, and he seemed to be +having difficulty getting them into focus. + + + +Page | 132 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ’Spect it’s a record,” he said thickly, when he +recognized them. “Don’ reckon they’ve ever had a +teacher who lasted on’y a day before.” + +“You haven’t been fired, Hagrid!” gasped Hermione. + +“Not yet,” said Hagrid miserably, taking a huge gulp +of whatever was in the tankard. “But ’s only a matter +o’ time, i’n’t it, after Malfoy ...” + +“How is he?” said Ron as they all sat down. “It wasn’t +serious, was it?” + +“Madam Pomfrey fixed him best she could,” said +Hagrid dully, “but he’s sayin’ it’s still agony ... covered +in bandages ... moanin’ ...” + +“He’s faking it,” said Harry at once. “Madam Pomfrey +can mend anything. She regrew half my bones last +year. Trust Malfoy to milk it for all it’s worth.” + +“School gov’nors have bin told, o’ course,” said Hagrid +miserably. “They reckon I started too big. Shoulda left +hippogriffs fer later ... done flobberworms or summat. +... Jus’ thought it’d make a good firs’ lesson. ... ’S all +my fault. ...” + +“It’s all Malfoy ’s fault, Hagrid!” said Hermione +earnestly. + +“We’re witnesses,” said Harry. “You said hippogriffs +attack if you insult them. It’s Malfoy’s problem that +he wasn’t listening. We’ll tell Dumbledore what really +happened.” + +“Yeah, don’t worry, Hagrid, we’ll back you up,” said +Ron. + + + +Page | 133 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Tears leaked out of the crinkled corners of Hagrid ’s +beetle-black eyes. He grabbed both Harry and Ron +and pulled them into a bone-breaking hug. + +“I think you’ve had enough to drink, Hagrid,” said +Hermione firmly. She took the tankard from the table +and went outside to empty it. + +“Ar, maybe she’s right,” said Hagrid, letting go of +Harry and Ron, who both staggered away, rubbing +their ribs. Hagrid heaved himself out of his chair and +followed Hermione unsteadily outside. They heard a +loud splash. + +“What’s he done?” said Harry nervously as Hermione +came back in with the empty tankard. + +“Stuck his head in the water barrel,” said Hermione, +putting the tankard away. + +Hagrid came back, his long hair and beard sopping +wet, wiping the water out of his eyes. + +“Tha’s better,” he said, shaking his head like a dog +and drenching them all. “Listen, it was good of yeh ter +come an’ see me, I really — ” + +Hagrid stopped dead, staring at Harry as though he’d +only just realized he was there. + +“WHAT DYEH THINK YOU’RE DOIN’, EH?” he roared, +so suddenly that they jumped a foot in the air. + +“YEH ’RE NOT TO GO WANDERIN’ AROUND AFTER +DARK, HARRY! AN’ YOU TWO! LETTIN’ HIM!” + +Hagrid strode over to Harry, grabbed his arm, and +pulled him to the door. + + + +Page | 134 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“C’mon!” Hagrid said angrily. “I’m takin’yer all back +up ter school, an’ don’ let me catch yeh walkin’ down +ter see me after dark again. I’m not worth that!” + + + +Page | 135 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +THE BOGGART IN THE WARDROBE + +Malfoy didn’t reappear in classes until late on +Thursday morning, when the Slytherins and +Gryffindors were halfway through double Potions. He +swaggered into the dungeon, his right arm covered in +bandages and bound up in a sling, acting, in Harry’s +opinion, as though he were the heroic survivor of +some dreadful battle. + +“How is it, Draco?” simpered Pansy Parkinson. “Does +it hurt much?” + +“Yeah,” said Malfoy, putting on a brave sort of +grimace. But Harry saw him wink at Crabbe and +Goyle when Pansy had looked away. + +“Settle down, settle down,” said Professor Snape idly. + +Harry and Ron scowled at each other; Snape wouldn’t +have said “settle down” if they’d walked in late, he’d +have given them detention. But Malfoy had always +been able to get away with anything in Snape ’s + +Page | 136 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +classes; Snape was head of Slytherin House, and +generally favored his own students above all others. + + + +They were making a new potion today, a Shrinking +Solution. Malfoy set up his cauldron right next to +Harry and Ron, so that they were preparing their +ingredients on the same table. + +“Sir,” Malfoy called, “sir, I’ll need help cutting up +these daisy roots, because of my arm — ” + +“Weasley, cut up Malfoy’s roots for him,” said Snape +without looking up. + +Ron went brick red. + +“There’s nothing wrong with your arm,” he hissed at +Malfoy. + +Malfoy smirked across the table. + +“Weasley, you heard Professor Snape; cut up these +roots.” + +Ron seized his knife, pulled Malfoy’s roots toward +him, and began to chop them roughly, so that they +were all different sizes. + +“Professor,” drawled Malfoy, “Weasley’s mutilating my +roots, sir.” + +Snape approached their table, stared down his +hooked nose at the roots, then gave Ron an +unpleasant smile from beneath his long, greasy black +hair. + +“Change roots with Malfoy, Weasley.” + +“But, sir — !” + +Page | 137 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron had spent the last quarter of an hour carefully +shredding his own roots into exactly equal pieces. + +“Now,” said Snape in his most dangerous voice. + +Ron shoved his own beautifully cut roots across the +table at Malfoy, then took up the knife again. + +“And, sir, 111 need this shrivelfig skinned,” said +Malfoy, his voice full of malicious laughter. + +“Potter, you can skin Malfoy’s shrivelfig,” said Snape, +giving Harry the look of loathing he always reserved +just for him. + +Harry took Malfoy’s shrivelfig as Ron began trying to +repair the damage to the roots he now had to use. +Harry skinned the shrivelfig as fast as he could and +flung it back across the table at Malfoy without +speaking. Malfoy was smirking more broadly than +ever. + +“Seen your pal Hagrid lately?” he asked them quietly. + +“None of your business,” said Ron jerkily, without +looking up. + +“I’m afraid he won’t be a teacher much longer,” said +Malfoy in a tone of mock sorrow. “Father’s not very +happy about my injury — ” + +“Keep talking, Malfoy, and I’ll give you a real injury,” +snarled Ron. + +“ — he’s complained to the school governors. And to +the Ministry of Magic. Father’s got a lot of influence, +you know. And a lasting injury like this” — he gave a +huge, fake sigh — “who knows if my arm’ll ever be the +same again?” + +Page | 138 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So that’s why you’re putting it on,” said Harry, +accidentally beheading a dead caterpillar because his +hand was shaking in anger. “To try to get Hagrid +fired.” + +“Well,” said Malfoy, lowering his voice to a whisper, + +“ partly , Potter. But there are other benefits too. +Weasley, slice my caterpillars for me.” + +A few cauldrons away, Neville was in trouble. Neville +regularly went to pieces in Potions lessons; it was his +worst subject, and his great fear of Professor Snape +made things ten times worse. His potion, which was +supposed to be a bright, acid green, had turned — + +“Orange, Longbottom,” said Snape, ladling some up +and allowing it to splash back into the cauldron, so +that everyone could see. “Orange. Tell me, boy, does +anything penetrate that thick skull of yours? Didn’t +you hear me say, quite clearly, that only one rat +spleen was needed? Didn’t I state plainly that a dash +of leech juice would suffice? What do I have to do to +make you understand, Longbottom?” + +Neville was pink and trembling. He looked as though +he was on the verge of tears. + +“Please, sir,” said Hermione, “please, I could help +Neville put it right — ” + +“I don’t remember asking you to show off, Miss +Granger,” said Snape coldly, and Hermione went as +pink as Neville. “Longbottom, at the end of this lesson +we will feed a few drops of this potion to your toad +and see what happens. Perhaps that will encourage +you to do it properly.” + +Snape moved away, leaving Neville breathless with +fear. + +Page | 139 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Help me!” he moaned to Hermione. + + + +“Hey, Harry,” said Seamus Finnigan, leaning over to +borrow Harry’s brass scales, “have you heard? Daily +Prophet this morning — they reckon Sirius Black’s +been sighted.” + +“Where?” said Harry and Ron quickly. On the other +side of the table, Malfoy looked up, listening closely. + +“Not too far from here,” said Seamus, who looked +excited. “It was a Muggle who saw him. ’Course, she +didn’t really understand. The Muggles think he’s just +an ordinary criminal, don’t they? So she phoned the +telephone hot line. By the time the Ministry of Magic +got there, he was gone.” + +“Not too far from here ... ,” Ron repeated, looking +significantly at Harry. He turned around and saw +Malfoy watching closely. “What, Malfoy? Need +something else skinned?” + +But Malfoy’s eyes were shining malevolently, and they +were fixed on Harry. He leaned across the table. + +“Thinking of trying to catch Black single-handed, +Potter?” + +“Yeah, that’s right,” said Harry offhandedly. + +Malfoy’s thin mouth was curving in a mean smile. + +“Of course, if it was me,” he said quietly, “I’d have +done something before now. I wouldn’t be staying in +school like a good boy, I’d be out there looking for +him.” + +“What are you talking about, Malfoy?” said Ron +roughly. + +Page | 140 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t you know, Potter?” breathed Malfoy, his pale +eyes narrowed. + + + +“Know what?” + +Malfoy let out a low, sneering laugh. + +“Maybe you’d rather not risk your neck,” he said. +“Want to leave it to the dementors, do you? But if it +was me, I’d want revenge. I’d hunt him down myself.” + +“ What are you talking about?” said Harry angrily, but +at that moment Snape called, “You should have +finished adding your ingredients by now; this potion +needs to stew before it can be drunk, so clear away +while it simmers and then we’ll test Longbottom’s. ...” + +Crabbe and Goyle laughed openly, watching Neville +sweat as he stirred his potion feverishly. Hermione +was muttering instructions to him out of the corner of +her mouth, so that Snape wouldn’t see. Harry and +Ron packed away their unused ingredients and went +to wash their hands and ladles in the stone basin in +the corner. + +“What did Malfoy mean?” Harry muttered to Ron as +he stuck his hands under the icy jet that poured from +the gargoyle’s mouth. “Why would I want revenge on +Black? He hasn’t done anything to me — yet.” + +“He’s making it up,” said Ron savagely. “He’s trying to +make you do something stupid. ...” + +The end of the lesson in sight, Snape strode over to +Neville, who was cowering by his cauldron. + +“Everyone gather ’round,” said Snape, his black eyes +glittering, “and watch what happens to Longbottom’s +toad. If he has managed to produce a Shrinking + +Page | 141 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Solution, it will shrink to a tadpole. If, as I don’t +doubt, he has done it wrong, his toad is likely to be +poisoned.” + +The Gryffindors watched fearfully. The Slytherins +looked excited. Snape picked up Trevor the toad in +his left hand and dipped a small spoon into Neville’s +potion, which was now green. He trickled a few drops +down Trevor’s throat. + +There was a moment of hushed silence, in which +Trevor gulped; then there was a small pop, and Trevor +the tadpole was wriggling in Snape ’s palm. + +The Gryffindors burst into applause. Snape, looking +sour, pulled a small bottle from the pocket of his +robe, poured a few drops on top of Trevor, and he +reappeared suddenly, fully grown. + +“Five points from Gryffindor,” said Snape, which +wiped the smiles from every face. “I told you not to +help him, Miss Granger. Class dismissed.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione climbed the steps to the +entrance hall. Harry was still thinking about what +Malfoy had said, while Ron was seething about +Snape. + +“Five points from Gryffindor because the potion was +all right! Why didn’t you lie, Hermione? You should’ve +said Neville did it all by himself!” + +Hermione didn’t answer. Ron looked around. + +“Where is she?” + +Harry turned too. They were at the top of the steps +now, watching the rest of the class pass them, +heading for the Great Hall and lunch. + +Page | 142 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She was right behind us,” said Ron, frowning. + +Malfoy passed them, walking between Crabbe and +Goyle. He smirked at Harry and disappeared. + +“There she is,” said Harry. + +Hermione was panting slightly, hurrying up the +stairs; one hand clutched her bag, the other seemed +to be tucking something down the front of her robes. + +“How did you do that?” said Ron. + +“What?” said Hermione, joining them. + +“One minute you were right behind us, the next +moment, you were back at the bottom of the stairs +again.” + +“What?” Hermione looked slightly confused. “Oh — I +had to go back for something. Oh no — ” + +A seam had split on Hermione’s bag. Harry wasn’t +surprised; he could see that it was crammed with at +least a dozen large and heavy books. + +“Why are you carrying all these around with you?” +Ron asked her. + +“You know how many subjects I’m taking,” said +Hermione breathlessly. “Couldn’t hold these for me, +could you?” + +“But — ” Ron was turning over the books she had +handed him, looking at the covers. “You haven’t got +any of these subjects today. It’s only Defense Against +the Dark Arts this afternoon.” + + + +Page | 143 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yes,” said Hermione vaguely, but she packed all +the books back into her bag just the same. “I hope +there’s something good for lunch, I’m starving,” she +added, and she marched off toward the Great Hall. + +“D’you get the feeling Hermione ’s not telling us +something?” Ron asked Harry. + + + +Professor Lupin wasn’t there when they arrived at his +first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson. They all +sat down, took out their books, quills, and +parchment, and were talking when he finally entered +the room. Lupin smiled vaguely and placed his tatty +old briefcase on the teacher’s desk. He was as shabby +as ever but looked healthier than he had on the train, +as though he had had a few square meals. + +“Good afternoon,” he said. “Would you please put all +your books back in your bags. Today’s will be a +practical lesson. You will need only your wands.” + +A few curious looks were exchanged as the class put +away their books. They had never had a practical +Defense Against the Dark Arts before, unless you +counted the memorable class last year when their old +teacher had brought a cageful of pixies to class and +set them loose. + +“Right then,” said Professor Lupin, when everyone +was ready. “If you’d follow me.” + +Puzzled but interested, the class got to its feet and +followed Professor Lupin out of the classroom. He led +them along the deserted corridor and around a +corner, where the first thing they saw was Peeves the +Poltergeist, who was floating upside down in midair +and stuffing the nearest keyhole with chewing gum. +Page | 144 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Peeves didn’t look up until Professor Lupin was two +feet away; then he wiggled his curly-toed feet and +broke into song. + +“Loony, loopy Lupin,” Peeves sang. “Loony, loopy +Lupin, loony, loopy Lupin — ” + +Rude and unmanageable as he almost always was, +Peeves usually showed some respect toward the +teachers. Everyone looked quickly at Professor Lupin +to see how he would take this; to their surprise, he +was still smiling. + +“I’d take that gum out of the keyhole if I were you, +Peeves,” he said pleasantly. “Mr. Filch won’t be able to +get in to his brooms.” + +Filch was the Hogwarts caretaker, a bad-tempered, +failed wizard who waged a constant war against the +students and, indeed, Peeves. However, Peeves paid +no attention to Professor Lupin’s words, except to +blow a loud wet raspberry. + +Professor Lupin gave a small sigh and took out his +wand. + +“This is a useful little spell,” he told the class over his +shoulder. “Please watch closely.” + +He raised the wand to shoulder height, said, + +“ Waddiwasil ” and pointed it at Peeves. + +With the force of a bullet, the wad of chewing gum +shot out of the keyhole and straight down Peeves ’s left +nostril; he whirled upright and zoomed away, cursing. + +“Cool, sir!” said Dean Thomas in amazement. + + + +Page | 145 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thank you, Dean,” said Professor Lupin, putting his +wand away again. “Shall we proceed?” + +They set off again, the class looking at shabby +Professor Lupin with increased respect. He led them +down a second corridor and stopped, right outside the +staffroom door. + +“Inside, please,” said Professor Lupin, opening it and +standing back. + +The staffroom, a long, paneled room full of old, +mismatched chairs, was empty except for one teacher. +Professor Snape was sitting in a low armchair, and he +looked around as the class filed in. His eyes were +glittering and there was a nasty sneer playing around +his mouth. As Professor Lupin came in and made to +close the door behind him, Snape said, “Leave it open, +Lupin. Td rather not witness this.” + +He got to his feet and strode past the class, his black +robes billowing behind him. At the doorway he turned +on his heel and said, “Possibly no one’s warned you, +Lupin, but this class contains Neville Longbottom. I +would advise you not to entrust him with anything +difficult. Not unless Miss Granger is hissing +instructions in his ear.” + +Neville went scarlet. Harry glared at Snape; it was bad +enough that he bullied Neville in his own classes, let +alone doing it in front of other teachers. + +Professor Lupin had raised his eyebrows. + +“I was hoping that Neville would assist me with the +first stage of the operation,” he said, “and I am sure +he will perform it admirably.” + + + +Page | 146 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neville’s face went, if possible, even redder. Snape’s +lip curled, but he left, shutting the door with a snap. + +“Now, then,” said Professor Lupin, beckoning the +class toward the end of the room, where there was +nothing but an old wardrobe where the teachers kept +their spare robes. As Professor Lupin went to stand +next to it, the wardrobe gave a sudden wobble, +banging off the wall. + +“Nothing to worry about,” said Professor Lupin calmly +because a few people had jumped backward in alarm. +“There’s a boggart in there.” + +Most people seemed to feel that this was something to +worry about. Neville gave Professor Lupin a look of +pure terror, and Seamus Finnigan eyed the now +rattling doorknob apprehensively. + +“Boggarts like dark, enclosed spaces,” said Professor +Lupin. “Wardrobes, the gap beneath beds, the +cupboards under sinks — I’ve even met one that had +lodged itself in a grandfather clock. This one moved in +yesterday afternoon, and I asked the headmaster if +the staff would leave it to give my third years some +practice. + +“So, the first question we must ask ourselves is, what +is a boggart?” + +Hermione put up her hand. + +“It’s a shape-shifter,” she said. “It can take the shape +of whatever it thinks will frighten us most.” + +“Couldn’t have put it better myself,” said Professor +Lupin, and Hermione glowed. “So the boggart sitting +in the darkness within has not yet assumed a form. + +He does not yet know what will frighten the person on + +Page | 147 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the other side of the door. Nobody knows what a +boggart looks like when he is alone, but when I let +him out, he will immediately become whatever each of +us most fears. + +“This means,” said Professor Lupin, choosing to +ignore Neville’s small sputter of terror, “that we have a +huge advantage over the boggart before we begin. + +Have you spotted it, Harry?” + +Trying to answer a question with Hermione next to +him, bobbing up and down on the balls of her feet +with her hand in the air, was very off-putting, but +Harry had a go. + +“Er — because there are so many of us, it won’t know +what shape it should be?” + +“Precisely,” said Professor Lupin, and Hermione put +her hand down, looking a little disappointed. “It’s +always best to have company when you’re dealing +with a boggart. He becomes confused. Which should +he become, a headless corpse or a flesh-eating slug? I +once saw a boggart make that very mistake — tried to +frighten two people at once and turned himself into +half a slug. Not remotely frightening. + +“The charm that repels a boggart is simple, yet it +requires force of mind. You see, the thing that really +finishes a boggart is laughter. What you need to do is +force it to assume a shape that you find amusing. + +“We will practice the charm without wands first. After +me, please ... riddikulusV’ + +“ RiddikulusV’ said the class together. + +“Good,” said Professor Lupin. “Very good. But that +was the easy part, I’m afraid. You see, the word alone + +Page | 148 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +is not enough. And this is where you come in, +Neville.” + + + +The wardrobe shook again, though not as much as +Neville, who walked forward as though he were +heading for the gallows. + +“Right, Neville,” said Professor Lupin. “First things +first: what would you say is the thing that frightens +you most in the world?” + +Neville’s lips moved, but no noise came out. + +“Didn’t catch that, Neville, sorry,” said Professor +Lupin cheerfully. + +Neville looked around rather wildly, as though +begging someone to help him, then said, in barely +more than a whisper, “Professor Snape.” + +Nearly everyone laughed. Even Neville grinned +apologetically. Professor Lupin, however, looked +thoughtful. + +“Professor Snape ... hmmm ... Neville, I believe you +live with your grandmother?” + +“Er — yes,” said Neville nervously. “But — I don’t +want the boggart to turn into her either.” + +“No, no, you misunderstand me,” said Professor +Lupin, now smiling. “I wonder, could you tell us what +sort of clothes your grandmother usually wears?” + +Neville looked startled, but said, “Well ... always the +same hat. A tall one with a stuffed vulture on top. + +And a long dress ... green, normally ... and sometimes +a fox-fur scarf.” + +Page | 149 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And a handbag?” prompted Professor Lupin. + +“A big red one,” said Neville. + +“Right then,” said Professor Lupin. “Can you picture +those clothes very clearly, Neville? Can you see them +in your mind’s eye?” + +“Yes,” said Neville uncertainly, plainly wondering +what was coming next. + +“When the boggart bursts out of this wardrobe, + +Neville, and sees you, it will assume the form of +Professor Snape,” said Lupin. “And you will raise your +wand — thus — and cry ‘Riddikulus’ — and +concentrate hard on your grandmother’s clothes. If all +goes well, Professor Boggart Snape will be forced into +that vulture-topped hat, and that green dress, with +that big red handbag.” + +There was a great shout of laughter. The wardrobe +wobbled more violently. + +“If Neville is successful, the boggart is likely to shift +his attention to each of us in turn,” said Professor +Lupin. “I would like all of you to take a moment now +to think of the thing that scares you most, and +imagine how you might force it to look comical. ...” + +The room went quiet. Harry thought ... What scared +him most in the world? + +His first thought was Lord Voldemort — a Voldemort +returned to full strength. But before he had even +started to plan a possible counterattack on a boggart - +Voldemort, a horrible image came floating to the +surface of his mind. ... + + + +Page | 150 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A rotting, glistening hand, slithering back beneath a +black cloak ... a long, rattling breath from an unseen +mouth . . . then a cold so penetrating it felt like +drowning. ... + +Harry shivered, then looked around, hoping no one +had noticed. Many people had their eyes shut tight. +Ron was muttering to himself, “Take its legs off.” +Harry was sure he knew what that was about. Ron’s +greatest fear was spiders. + +“Everyone ready?” said Professor Lupin. + +Harry felt a lurch of fear. He wasn’t ready. How could +you make a dementor less frightening? But he didn’t +want to ask for more time; everyone else was nodding +and rolling up their sleeves. + +“Neville, we’re going to back away,” said Professor +Lupin. “Let you have a clear field, all right? I’ll call the +next person forward. ... Everyone back, now, so +Neville can get a clear shot — ” + +They all retreated, backed against the walls, leaving +Neville alone beside the wardrobe. He looked pale and +frightened, but he had pushed up the sleeves of his +robes and was holding his wand ready. + +“On the count of three, Neville,” said Professor Lupin, +who was pointing his own wand at the handle of the +wardrobe. “One — two — three — now\” + +A jet of sparks shot from the end of Professor Lupin’s +wand and hit the doorknob. The wardrobe burst +open. Hook-nosed and menacing, Professor Snape +stepped out, his eyes flashing at Neville. + + + +Page | 151 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neville backed away, his wand up, mouthing +wordlessly. Snape was bearing down upon him, +reaching inside his robes. + +“R — r — riddikulusV’ squeaked Neville. + +There was a noise like a whip crack. Snape stumbled; +he was wearing a long, lace-trimmed dress and a +towering hat topped with a moth-eaten vulture, and +he was swinging a huge crimson handbag. + +There was a roar of laughter; the boggart paused, +confused, and Professor Lupin shouted, “Parvati! +Forward!” + +Parvati walked forward, her face set. Snape rounded +on her. There was another crack, and where he had +stood was a bloodstained, bandaged mummy; its +sightless face was turned to Parvati and it began to +walk toward her very slowly, dragging its feet, its stiff +arms rising — + +“RiddikulusV’ cried Parvati. + +A bandage unraveled at the mummy’s feet; it became +entangled, fell face forward, and its head rolled off. + +“Seamus!” roared Professor Lupin. + +Seamus darted past Parvati. + +Crack ! Where the mummy had been was a woman +with floor-length black hair and a skeletal, green- +tinged face — a banshee. She opened her mouth wide +and an unearthly sound filled the room, a long, +wailing shriek that made the hair on Harry’s head +stand on end — + +“RiddikulusV’ shouted Seamus. + +Page | 152 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The banshee made a rasping noise and clutched her +throat; her voice was gone. + +Crack). The banshee turned into a rat, which chased +its tail in a circle, then — crack). — became a +rattlesnake, which slithered and writhed before — +crack ! — becoming a single, bloody eyeball. + +“It’s confused!” shouted Lupin. “We’re getting there! +Dean!” + +Dean hurried forward. + +Crack) The eyeball became a severed hand, which +flipped over and began to creep along the floor like a +crab. + +“RiddikulusV’ yelled Dean. + +There was a snap, and the hand was trapped in a +mousetrap. + +“Excellent! Ron, you next!” + +Ron leapt forward. + +Crack) + +Quite a few people screamed. A giant spider, six feet +tall and covered in hair, was advancing on Ron, +clicking its pincers menacingly. For a moment, Harry +thought Ron had frozen. Then — + +“RiddikulusV’ bellowed Ron, and the spider’s legs +vanished; it rolled over and over; Lavender Brown +squealed and ran out of its way and it came to a halt +at Harry’s feet. He raised his wand, ready, but — + + + +Page | 153 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Here!” shouted Professor Lupin suddenly, hurrying +forward. + +Crack). + +The legless spider had vanished. For a second, +everyone looked wildly around to see where it was. +Then they saw a silvery-white orb hanging in the air +in front of Lupin, who said, “RiddikulusV’ almost +lazily. + +Crack ! + +“Forward, Neville, and finish him off!” said Lupin as +the boggart landed on the floor as a cockroach. Crack). +Snape was back. This time Neville charged forward +looking determined. + +“RiddikulusV’ he shouted, and they had a split +second’s view of Snape in his lacy dress before Neville +let out a great “Ha!” of laughter, and the boggart +exploded, burst into a thousand tiny wisps of smoke, +and was gone. + +“Excellent!” cried Professor Lupin as the class broke +into applause. “Excellent, Neville. Well done, +everyone. ... Let me see ... five points to Gryffindor for +every person to tackle the boggart — ten for Neville +because he did it twice . . . and five each to Hermione +and Harry.” + +“But I didn’t do anything,” said Harry. + +“You and Hermione answered my questions correctly +at the start of the class, Harry,” Lupin said lightly. +“Very well, everyone, an excellent lesson. Homework, +kindly read the chapter on boggarts and summarize it +for me ... to be handed in on Monday. That will be +all.” + +Page | 154 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Talking excitedly, the class left the staffroom. Harry, +however, wasn’t feeling cheerful. Professor Lupin had +deliberately stopped him from tackling the boggart. +Why? Was it because he’d seen Harry collapse on the +train, and thought he wasn’t up to much? Had he +thought Harry would pass out again? + +But no one else seemed to have noticed anything. + +“Did you see me take that banshee?” shouted +Seamus. + +“And the hand!” said Dean, waving his own around. +“And Snape in that hat!” + +“And my mummy!” + +“I wonder why Professor Lupin’s frightened of crystal +balls?” said Lavender thoughtfully. + +“That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts +lesson we’ve ever had, wasn’t it?” said Ron excitedly +as they made their way back to the classroom to get +their bags. + +“He seems like a very good teacher,” said Hermione +approvingly. “But I wish I could have had a turn with +the boggart — ” + +“What would it have been for you?” said Ron, +sniggering. “A piece of homework that only got nine +out of ten?” + + + +Page | 155 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +d + + + + +FLIGHT OF THE FAT LADY + +In no time at all, Defense Against the Dark Arts had +become most people’s favorite class. Only Draco +Malfoy and his gang of Slytherins had anything bad to +say about Professor Lupin. + +“Look at the state of his robes,” Malfoy would say in a +loud whisper as Professor Lupin passed. “He dresses +like our old house-elf.” + +But no one else cared that Professor Lupin’s robes +were patched and frayed. His next few lessons were +just as interesting as the first. After boggarts, they +studied Red Caps, nasty little goblinlike creatures +that lurked wherever there had been bloodshed: in +the dungeons of castles and the potholes of deserted +battlefields, waiting to bludgeon those who had gotten +lost. From Red Caps they moved on to kappas, creepy +water-dwellers that looked like scaly monkeys, with +webbed hands itching to strangle unwitting waders in +their ponds. + +Harry only wished he was as happy with some of his +other classes. Worst of all was Potions. Snape was in + +Page | 156 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +a particularly vindictive mood these days, and no one +was in any doubt why. The story of the boggart +assuming Snape’s shape, and the way that Neville +had dressed it in his grandmother’s clothes, had +traveled through the school like wildfire. Snape didn’t +seem to find it funny. His eyes flashed menacingly at +the very mention of Professor Lupin’s name, and he +was bullying Neville worse than ever. + +Harry was also growing to dread the hours he spent +in Professor Trelawney’s stifling tower room, +deciphering lopsided shapes and symbols, trying to +ignore the way Professor Trelawney’s enormous eyes +filled with tears every time she looked at him. He +couldn’t like Professor Trelawney, even though she +was treated with respect bordering on reverence by +many of the class. Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown +had taken to haunting Professor Trelawney’s tower +room at lunchtimes, and always returned with +annoyingly superior looks on their faces, as though +they knew things the others didn’t. They had also +started using hushed voices whenever they spoke to +Harry, as though he were on his deathbed. + +Nobody really liked Care of Magical Creatures, which, +after the action-packed first class, had become +extremely dull. Hagrid seemed to have lost his +confidence. They were now spending lesson after +lesson learning how to look after flobberworms, which +had to be some of the most boring creatures in +existence. + +“Why would anyone bother looking after them?” said +Ron, after yet another hour of poking shredded +lettuce down the flobberworms’ slimy throats. + +At the start of October, however, Harry had +something else to occupy him, something so enjoyable +it more than made up for his unsatisfactory classes. + +Page | 157 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Quidditch season was approaching, and Oliver +Wood, Captain of the Gryffindor team, called a +meeting one Thursday evening to discuss tactics for +the new season. + +There were seven people on a Quidditch team: three +Chasers, whose job it was to score goals by putting +the Quaffle (a red, soccer-sized ball) through one of +the fifty-foot-high hoops at each end of the field; two +Beaters, who were equipped with heavy bats to repel +the Bludgers (two heavy black balls that zoomed +around trying to attack the players); a Keeper, who +defended the goal posts, and the Seeker, who had the +hardest job of all, that of catching the Golden Snitch, +a tiny, winged, walnut-sized ball, whose capture +ended the game and earned the Seeker’s team an +extra one hundred and fifty points. + +Oliver Wood was a burly seventeen-year-old, now in +his seventh and final year at Hogwarts. There was a +quiet sort of desperation in his voice as he addressed +his six fellow team members in the chilly locker rooms +on the edge of the darkening Quidditch field. + +“This is our last chance — my last chance — to win +the Quidditch Cup,” he told them, striding up and +down in front of them. “I’ll be leaving at the end of +this year. I’ll never get another shot at it. + +“Gryffindor hasn’t won for seven years now. Okay, so +we’ve had the worst luck in the world — injuries — +then the tournament getting called off last year. ...” +Wood swallowed, as though the memory still brought +a lump to his throat. “But we also know we’ve got the +best — ruddy — team — in — the — school,” he said, +punching a fist into his other hand, the old manic +glint back in his eye. + +“We’ve got three superb Chasers.” + +Page | 158 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wood pointed at Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, +and Katie Bell. + +“We’ve got two unbeatable Beaters.” + +“Stop it, Oliver, you’re embarrassing us,” said Fred +and George Weasley together, pretending to blush. + +“And we’ve got a Seeker who has never failed to win +us a match).” Wood rumbled, glaring at Harry with a +kind of furious pride. “And me,” he added as an +afterthought. + +“We think you’re very good too, Oliver,” said George. + +“Spanking good Keeper,” said Fred. + +“The point is,” Wood went on, resuming his pacing, +“the Quidditch Cup should have had our name on it +these last two years. Ever since Harry joined the +team, I’ve thought the thing was in the bag. But we +haven’t got it, and this year’s the last chance we’ll get +to finally see our name on the thing. ...” + +Wood spoke so dejectedly that even Fred and George +looked sympathetic. + +“Oliver, this year’s our year,” said Fred. + +“Well do it, Oliver!” said Angelina. + +“Definitely,” said Harry. + +Full of determination, the team started training +sessions, three evenings a week. The weather was +getting colder and wetter, the nights darker, but no +amount of mud, wind, or rain could tarnish Harry’s +wonderful vision of finally winning the huge, silver +Quidditch Cup. + +Page | 159 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry returned to the Gryffindor common room one +evening after training, cold and stiff but pleased with +the way practice had gone, to find the room buzzing +excitedly. + +“What’s happened?” he asked Ron and Hermione, +who were sitting in two of the best chairs by the +fireside and completing some star charts for +Astronomy. + +“First Hogsmeade weekend,” said Ron, pointing at a +notice that had appeared on the battered old bulletin +board. “End of October. Halloween.” + +“Excellent,” said Fred, who had followed Harry +through the portrait hole. “I need to visit Zonko’s. I’m +nearly out of Stink Pellets.” + +Harry threw himself into a chair beside Ron, his high +spirits ebbing away. Hermione seemed to read his +mind. + +“Harry, I’m sure you’ll be able to go next time,” she +said. “They’re bound to catch Black soon. He’s been +sighted once already” + +“Black’s not fool enough to try anything in +Hogsmeade,” said Ron. “Ask McGonagall if you can go +this time, Harry. The next one might not be for ages + + + +“Ron\” said Hermione. “Harry’s supposed to stay in +school — ” + +“He can’t be the only third year left behind,” said Ron. +“Ask McGonagall, go on, Harry — ” + +“Yeah, I think I will,” said Harry, making up his mind. + + + +Page | 160 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione opened her mouth to argue, but at that +moment Crookshanks leapt lightly onto her lap. A +large, dead spider was dangling from his mouth. + +“Does he have to eat that in front of us?” said Ron, +scowling. + +“Clever Crookshanks, did you catch that all by +yourself?” said Hermione. + +Crookshanks slowly chewed up the spider, his yellow +eyes fixed insolently on Ron. + +“Just keep him over there, that’s all,” said Ron +irritably, turning back to his star chart. “I’ve got +Scabbers asleep in my bag.” + +Harry yawned. He really wanted to go to bed, but he +still had his own star chart to complete. He pulled his +bag toward him, took out parchment, ink, and quill, +and started work. + +“You can copy mine, if you like,” said Ron, labeling +his last star with a flourish and shoving the chart +toward Harry. + +Hermione, who disapproved of copying, pursed her +lips but didn’t say anything. Crookshanks was still +staring unblinkingly at Ron, flicking the end of his +bushy tail. Then, without warning, he pounced. + +“OY!” Ron roared, seizing his bag as Crookshanks +sank four sets of claws deep inside it and began +tearing ferociously. “GET OFF, YOU STUPID ANIMAL!” + +Ron tried to pull the bag away from Crookshanks, but +Crookshanks clung on, spitting and slashing. + + + +Page | 161 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron, don’t hurt him!” squealed Hermione; the whole +common room was watching; Ron whirled the bag +around, Crookshanks still clinging to it, and Scabbers +came flying out of the top — + +“CATCH THAT CAT!” Ron yelled as Crookshanks freed +himself from the remnants of the bag, sprang over the +table, and chased after the terrified Scabbers. + +George Weasley made a lunge for Crookshanks but +missed; Scabbers streaked through twenty pairs of +legs and shot beneath an old chest of drawers. +Crookshanks skidded to a halt, crouched low on his +bandy legs, and started making furious swipes +beneath it with his front paw. + +Ron and Hermione hurried over; Hermione grabbed +Crookshanks around the middle and heaved him +away; Ron threw himself onto his stomach and, with +great difficulty, pulled Scabbers out by the tail. + +“Look at him!” he said furiously to Hermione, +dangling Scabbers in front of her. “He’s skin and +bone! You keep that cat away from him!” + +“Crookshanks doesn’t understand it’s wrong!” said +Hermione, her voice shaking. “All cats chase rats, +Ron!” + +“There’s something funny about that animal!” said +Ron, who was trying to persuade a frantically wiggling +Scabbers back into his pocket. “It heard me say that +Scabbers was in my bag!” + +“Oh, what rubbish,” said Hermione impatiently. +“Crookshanks could smell him, Ron, how else d’you +think — ” + + + +Page | 162 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That cat’s got it in for Scabbers!” said Ron, ignoring +the people around him, who were starting to giggle. +“And Scabbers was here first, and he’s ill!” + +Ron marched through the common room and out of +sight up the stairs to the boys’ dormitories. + +Ron was still in a bad mood with Hermione next day. +He barely talked to her all through Herbology, even +though he, Harry, and Hermione were working +together on the same puffapod. + +“How’s Scabbers?” Hermione asked timidly as they +stripped fat pink pods from the plants and emptied +the shining beans into a wooden pail. + +“He’s hiding at the bottom of my bed, shaking,” said +Ron angrily, missing the pail and scattering beans +over the greenhouse floor. + +“Careful, Weasley, careful!” cried Professor Sprout as +the beans burst into bloom before their very eyes. + +They had Transfiguration next. Harry, who had +resolved to ask Professor McGonagall after the lesson +whether he could go into Hogsmeade with the rest, +joined the line outside the class trying to decide how +he was going to argue his case. He was distracted, +however, by a disturbance at the front of the line. + +Lavender Brown seemed to be crying. Parvati had her +arm around her and was explaining something to +Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas, who were +looking very serious. + +“What’s the matter, Lavender?” said Hermione +anxiously as she, Harry, and Ron went to join the +group. + + + +Page | 163 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She got a letter from home this morning,” Parvati +whispered. “It’s her rabbit, Binky. He’s been killed by +a fox.” + +“Oh,” said Hermione, “I’m sorry, Lavender.” + +“I should have known!” said Lavender tragically. “You +know what day it is?” + +“Er — ” + + + +“The sixteenth of October! That thing you’re dreading, +it will happen on the sixteenth of October!’ +Remember? She was right, she was right!” + +The whole class was gathered around Lavender now. +Seamus shook his head seriously. Hermione +hesitated; then she said, “You — you were dreading +Binky being killed by a fox?” + +“Well, not necessarily by a fox,” said Lavender, +looking up at Hermione with streaming eyes, “but I +was obviously dreading him dying, wasn’t I?” + +“Oh,” said Hermione. She paused again. Then — + +“Was Binky an old rabbit?” + +“N — no!” sobbed Lavender. “H — he was only a +baby!” + +Parvati tightened her arm around Lavender’s +shoulders. + +“But then, why would you dread him dying?” said +Hermione. + +Parvati glared at her. + + + +Page | 164 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, look at it logically,” said Hermione, turning to +the rest of the group. “I mean, Binky didn’t even die +today, did he? Lavender just got the news today — ” +Lavender wailed loudly. “ — and she can’t have been +dreading it, because it’s come as a real shock — ” + +“Don’t mind Hermione, Lavender,” said Ron loudly, +“she doesn’t think other people’s pets matter very +much.” + +Professor McGonagall opened the classroom door at +that moment, which was perhaps lucky; Hermione +and Ron were looking daggers at each other, and +when they got into class, they seated themselves on +either side of Harry and didn’t talk to each other for +the whole class. + +Harry still hadn’t decided what he was going to say to +Professor McGonagall when the bell rang at the end of +the lesson, but it was she who brought up the subject +of Hogsmeade first. + +“One moment, please!” she called as the class made +to leave. “As you’re all in my House, you should hand +Hogsmeade permission forms to me before Halloween. +No form, no visiting the village, so don’t forget!” + +Neville put up his hand. + +“Please, Professor, I — I think I’ve lost — ” + +“Your grandmother sent yours to me directly, +Longbottom,” said Professor McGonagall. “She +seemed to think it was safer. Well, that’s all, you may +leave.” + +“Ask her now,” Ron hissed at Harry. + +“Oh, but — ” Hermione began. + +Page | 165 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Go for it, Harry,” said Ron stubbornly. + +Harry waited for the rest of the class to disappear, +then headed nervously for Professor McGonagall’s +desk. + +“Yes, Potter?” + +Harry took a deep breath. + +“Professor, my aunt and uncle — er — forgot to sign +my form,” he said. + +Professor McGonagall looked over her square +spectacles at him but didn’t say anything. + +“So — er — d’you think it would be all right — I +mean, will it be okay if I — if I go to Hogsmeade?” + +Professor McGonagall looked down and began +shuffling papers on her desk. + +“I’m afraid not, Potter,” she said. “You heard what I +said. No form, no visiting the village. That’s the rule.” + +“But — Professor, my aunt and uncle — you know, +they’re Muggles, they don’t really understand about +— about Hogwarts forms and stuff,” Harry said, while +Ron egged him on with vigorous nods. “If you said I +could go — ” + +“But I don’t say so,” said Professor McGonagall, +standing up and piling her papers neatly into a +drawer. “The form clearly states that the parent or +guardian must give permission.” She turned to look at +him, with an odd expression on her face. Was it pity? +“I’m sorry, Potter, but that’s my final word. You had +better hurry, or you’ll be late for your next lesson.” + + + +Page | 166 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was nothing to be done. Ron called Professor +McGonagall a lot of names that greatly annoyed +Hermione; Hermione assumed an “all-for-the-best” +expression that made Ron even angrier, and Harry +had to endure everyone in the class talking loudly +and happily about what they were going to do first, +once they got into Hogsmeade. + +“There’s always the feast,” said Ron, in an effort to +cheer Harry up. “You know, the Halloween feast, in +the evening.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry gloomily, “great.” + +The Halloween feast was always good, but it would +taste a lot better if he was coming to it after a day in +Hogsmeade with everyone else. Nothing anyone said +made him feel any better about being left behind. +Dean Thomas, who was good with a quill, had offered +to forge Uncle Vernon’s signature on the form, but as +Harry had already told Professor McGonagall he +hadn’t had it signed, that was no good. Ron +halfheartedly suggested the Invisibility Cloak, but +Hermione stamped on that one, reminding Ron what +Dumbledore had told them about the dementors +being able to see through them. Percy had what were +possibly the least helpful words of comfort. + +“They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure +you, Harry, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be,” he said +seriously. “All right, the sweetshop’s rather good, and +Zonko’s Joke Shop’s frankly dangerous, and yes, the +Shrieking Shack’s always worth a visit, but really, +Harry, apart from that, you’re not missing anything.” + +On Halloween morning, Harry awoke with the rest +and went down to breakfast, feeling thoroughly +depressed, though doing his best to act normally. + + + +Page | 167 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well bring you lots of sweets back from +Honeydukes,” said Hermione, looking desperately +sorry for him. + +“Yeah, loads,” said Ron. He and Hermione had finally +forgotten their squabble about Crookshanks in the +face of Harry’s difficulties. + +“Don’t worry about me,” said Harry, in what he hoped +was an offhand voice, “I’ll see you at the feast. Have a +good time.” + +He accompanied them to the entrance hall, where +Filch, the caretaker, was standing inside the front +doors, checking off names against a long list, peering +suspiciously into every face, and making sure that no +one was sneaking out who shouldn’t be going. + +“Staying here, Potter?” shouted Malfoy, who was +standing in line with Crabbe and Goyle. “Scared of +passing the dementors?” + +Harry ignored him and made his solitary way up the +marble staircase, through the deserted corridors, and +back to Gryffindor Tower. + +“Password?” said the Fat Lady, jerking out of a doze. + +“Fortuna Major,” said Harry listlessly. + +The portrait swung open and he climbed through the +hole into the common room. It was full of chattering +first and second years, and a few older students, who +had obviously visited Hogsmeade so often the novelty +had worn off. + +“Harry! Harry! Hi, Harry!” + + + +Page | 168 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was Colin Creevey, a second year who was deeply in +awe of Harry and never missed an opportunity to +speak to him. + +“Aren’t you going to Hogsmeade, Harry? Why not? +Hey” — Colin looked eagerly around at his friends — +“you can come and sit with us, if you like, Harry!” + +“Er — no, thanks, Colin,” said Harry, who wasn’t in +the mood to have a lot of people staring avidly at the +scar on his forehead. “I — I’ve got to go to the library, +got to get some work done.” + +After that, he had no choice but to turn right around +and head back out of the portrait hole again. + +“What was the point waking me up?” the Fat Lady +called grumpily after him as he walked away. + +Harry wandered dispiritedly toward the library, but +halfway there he changed his mind; he didn’t feel like +working. He turned around and came face-to-face +with Filch, who had obviously just seen off the last of +the Hogsmeade visitors. + +“What are you doing?” Filch snarled suspiciously. + +“Nothing,” said Harry truthfully. + +“Nothing!” spat Filch, his jowls quivering +unpleasantly. “A likely story! Sneaking around on +your own — why aren’t you in Hogsmeade buying +Stink Pellets and Belch Powder and Whizzing Worms +like the rest of your nasty little friends?” + +Harry shrugged. + + + +Page | 169 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, get back to your common room where you +belong!” snapped Filch, and he stood glaring until +Harry had passed out of sight. + +But Harry didn’t go back to the common room; he +climbed a staircase, thinking vaguely of visiting the +Owlery to see Hedwig, and was walking along another +corridor when a voice from inside one of the rooms +said, “Harry?” + +Harry doubled back to see who had spoken and met +Professor Lupin, looking around his office door. + +“What are you doing?” said Lupin, though in a very +different voice from Filch. “Where are Ron and +Hermione?” + +“Hogsmeade,” said Harry, in a would-be casual voice. + +“Ah,” said Lupin. He considered Harry for a moment. +“Why don’t you come in? I’ve just taken delivery of a +grindylow for our next lesson.” + +“A what?” said Harry. + +He followed Lupin into his office. In the corner stood a +very large tank of water. A sickly green creature with +sharp little horns had its face pressed against the +glass, pulling faces and flexing its long, spindly +fingers. + +“Water demon,” said Lupin, surveying the grindylow +thoughtfully. “We shouldn’t have much difficulty with +him, not after the kappas. The trick is to break his +grip. You notice the abnormally long fingers? Strong, +but very brittle.” + +The grindylow bared its green teeth and then buried +itself in a tangle of weeds in a corner. + +Page | 170 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Cup of tea?” Lupin said, looking around for his +kettle. “I was just thinking of making one.” + +“All right,” said Harry awkwardly. + +Lupin tapped the kettle with his wand and a blast of +steam issued suddenly from the spout. + +“Sit down,” said Lupin, taking the lid off a dusty tin. +“I’ve only got teabags, I’m afraid — but I daresay +you’ve had enough of tea leaves?” + +Harry looked at him. Lupin’s eyes were twinkling. + +“How did you know about that?” Harry asked. + +“Professor McGonagall told me,” said Lupin, passing +Harry a chipped mug of tea. “You’re not worried, are +you?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +He thought for a moment of telling Lupin about the +dog he’d seen in Magnolia Crescent but decided not +to. He didn’t want Lupin to think he was a coward, +especially since Lupin already seemed to think he +couldn’t cope with a boggart. + +Something of Harry’s thoughts seemed to have shown +on his face, because Lupin said, “Anything worrying +you, Harry?” + +“No,” Harry lied. He drank a bit of tea and watched +the grindylow brandishing a fist at him. “Yes,” he said +suddenly, putting his tea down on Lupin’s desk. “You +know that day we fought the boggart? + +“Yes,” said Lupin slowly. + + + +Page | 171 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why didn’t you let me fight it?” said Harry abruptly. +Lupin raised his eyebrows. + +“I would have thought that was obvious, Harry,” he +said, sounding surprised. + +Harry, who had expected Lupin to deny that he’d +done any such thing, was taken aback. + +“Why?” he said again. + +“Well,” said Lupin, frowning slightly, “I assumed that +if the boggart faced you, it would assume the shape of +Lord Voldemort.” + +Harry stared. Not only was this the last answer he’d +expected, but Lupin had said Voldemort ’s name. The +only person Harry had ever heard say the name aloud +(apart from himself) was Professor Dumbledore. + +“Clearly, I was wrong,” said Lupin, still frowning at +Harry. “But I didn’t think it a good idea for Lord +Voldemort to materialize in the staffroom. I imagined +that people would panic.” + +“I didn’t think of Voldemort,” said Harry honestly. “I +— I remembered those dementors.” + +“I see,” said Lupin thoughtfully. “Well, well ... I’m +impressed.” He smiled slightly at the look of surprise +on Harry’s face. “That suggests that what you fear +most of all is — fear. Very wise, Harry.” + +Harry didn’t know what to say to that, so he drank +some more tea. + +“So you’ve been thinking that I didn’t believe you +capable of fighting the boggart?” said Lupin shrewdly. + +Page | 172 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well ... yeah,” said Harry. He was suddenly feeling a +lot happier. “Professor Lupin, you know the +dementors — ” + +He was interrupted by a knock on the door. + +“Come in,” called Lupin. + +The door opened, and in came Snape. He was +carrying a goblet, which was smoking faintly, and +stopped at the sight of Harry, his black eyes +narrowing. + +“Ah, Severus,” said Lupin, smiling. “Thanks very +much. Could you leave it here on the desk for me?” + +Snape set down the smoking goblet, his eyes +wandering between Harry and Lupin. + +“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin +pleasantly, pointing at the tank. + +“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it. “You +should drink that directly, Lupin.” + +“Yes, yes, I will,” said Lupin. + +“I made an entire cauldronful,” Snape continued. “If +you need more.” + +“I should probably take some again tomorrow. Thanks +very much, Severus.” + +“Not at all,” said Snape, but there was a look in his +eye Harry didn’t like. He backed out of the room, +unsmiling and watchful. + +Harry looked curiously at the goblet. Lupin smiled. + + + +Page | 173 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor Snape has very kindly concocted a potion +for me,” he said. “I have never been much of a potion- +brewer and this one is particularly complex.” He +picked up the goblet and sniffed it. “Pity sugar makes +it useless,” he added, taking a sip and shuddering. + +“Why — ?” Harry began. Lupin looked at him and +answered the unfinished question. + +“I’ve been feeling a bit off-color,” he said. “This potion +is the only thing that helps. I am very lucky to be +working alongside Professor Snape; there aren’t many +wizards who are up to making it.” + +Professor Lupin took another sip and Harry had a +crazy urge to knock the goblet out of his hands. + +“Professor Snape’s very interested in the Dark Arts,” +he blurted out. + +“Really?” said Lupin, looking only mildly interested as +he took another gulp of potion. + +“Some people reckon — ” Harry hesitated, then +plunged recklessly on, “some people reckon he’d do +anything to get the Defense Against the Dark Arts +job.” + +Lupin drained the goblet and pulled a face. + +“Disgusting,” he said. “Well, Harry, I’d better get back +to work. I’ll see you at the feast later.” + +“Right,” said Harry, putting down his empty teacup. + +The empty goblet was still smoking. + +“There you go,” said Ron. “We got as much as we +could carry.” + +Page | 174 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A shower of brilliantly colored sweets fell into Harry’s +lap. It was dusk, and Ron and Hermione had just +turned up in the common room, pink-faced from the +cold wind and looking as though they’d had the time +of their lives. + +“Thanks,” said Harry, picking up a packet of tiny +black Pepper Imps. “What’s Hogsmeade like? Where +did you go?” + +By the sound of it — everywhere. Dervish and +Banges, the wizarding equipment shop, Zonko’s Joke +Shop, into the Three Broomsticks for foaming mugs of +hot butterbeer, and many places besides. + +“The post office, Harry! About two hundred owls, all +sitting on shelves, all color-coded depending on how +fast you want your letter to get there!” + +“Honeydukes has got a new kind of fudge; they were +giving out free samples, there’s a bit, look — ” + +“We think we saw an ogre, honestly, they get all sorts +at the Three Broomsticks — ” + +“Wish we could have brought you some butterbeer, +really warms you up — ” + +“What did you do?” said Hermione, looking anxious. +“Did you get any work done?” + +“No,” said Harry. “Lupin made me a cup of tea in his +office. And then Snape came in. ...” + +He told them all about the goblet. Ron’s mouth fell +open. + +“ Lupin drank it?” he gasped. “Is he mad?” + + + +Page | 175 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione checked her watch. + + + +“We’d better go down, you know, the feast’ll be +starting in five minutes. ...” They hurried through the +portrait hole and into the crowd, still discussing +Snape. + +“But if he — you know” — Hermione dropped her +voice, glancing nervously around — “if he was trying +to — to poison Lupin — he wouldn’t have done it in +front of Harry.” + +“Yeah, maybe,” said Harry as they reached the +entrance hall and crossed into the Great Hall. It had +been decorated with hundreds and hundreds of +candle-filled pumpkins, a cloud of fluttering live bats, +and many flaming orange streamers, which were +swimming lazily across the stormy ceiling like brilliant +watersnakes. + +The food was delicious; even Hermione and Ron, who +were full to bursting with Honeydukes sweets, +managed second helpings of everything. Harry kept +glancing at the staff table. Professor Lupin looked +cheerful and as well as he ever did; he was talking +animatedly to tiny little Professor Flitwick, the +Charms teacher. Harry moved his eyes along the +table, to the place where Snape sat. Was he imagining +it, or were Snape ’s eyes flickering toward Lupin more +often than was natural? + +The feast finished with an entertainment provided by +the Hogwarts ghosts. They popped out of the walls +and tables to do a bit of formation gliding; Nearly +Headless Nick, the Gryffindor ghost, had a great +success with a reenactment of his own botched +beheading. + + + +Page | 176 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It had been such a pleasant evening that Harry’s good +mood couldn’t even be spoiled by Malfoy, who +shouted through the crowd as they all left the hall, +“The dementors send their love, Potter!” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione followed the rest of the +Gryffindors along the usual path to Gryffindor Tower, +but when they reached the corridor that ended with +the portrait of the Fat Lady, they found it jammed +with students. + +“Why isn’t anyone going in?” said Ron curiously. + +Harry peered over the heads in front of him. The +portrait seemed to be closed. + +“Let me through, please,” came Percy’s voice, and he +came bustling importantly through the crowd. + +“What’s the holdup here? You can’t all have forgotten +the password — excuse me, I’m Head Boy — ” + +And then a silence fell over the crowd, from the front +first, so that a chill seemed to spread down the +corridor. They heard Percy say, in a suddenly sharp +voice, “Somebody get Professor Dumbledore. Quick.” + +People’s heads turned; those at the back were +standing on tiptoe. + +“What’s going on?” said Ginny, who had just arrived. + +A moment later, Professor Dumbledore was there, +sweeping toward the portrait; the Gryffindors +squeezed together to let him through, and Harry, Ron, +and Hermione moved closer to see what the trouble +was. + +“Oh, my — ” Hermione grabbed Harry’s arm. + + + +Page | 177 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Fat Lady had vanished from her portrait, which +had been slashed so viciously that strips of canvas +littered the floor; great chunks of it had been torn +away completely. + +Dumbledore took one quick look at the ruined +painting and turned, his eyes somber, to see +Professors McGonagall, Lupin, and Snape hurrying +toward him. + +“We need to find her,” said Dumbledore. “Professor +McGonagall, please go to Mr. Filch at once and tell +him to search every painting in the castle for the Fat +Lady.” + +“You’ll be lucky!” said a cackling voice. + +It was Peeves the Poltergeist, bobbing over the crowd +and looking delighted, as he always did, at the sight +of wreckage or worry. + +“What do you mean, Peeves?” said Dumbledore +calmly, and Peeves’s grin faded a little. He didn’t dare +taunt Dumbledore. Instead he adopted an oily voice +that was no better than his cackle. + +“Ashamed, Your Headship, sir. Doesn’t want to be +seen. She’s a horrible mess. Saw her running through +the landscape up on the fourth floor, sir, dodging +between the trees. Crying something dreadful,” he +said happily. “Poor thing,” he added unconvincingly. + +“Did she say who did it?” said Dumbledore quietly. + +“Oh yes, Professorhead,” said Peeves, with the air of +one cradling a large bombshell in his arms. “He got +very angry when she wouldn’t let him in, you see.” +Peeves flipped over and grinned at Dumbledore from + + + +Page | 178 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +between his own legs. “Nasty temper he’s got, that +Sirius Black.” + + + +Page | 179 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +9 + + + + +GRIM DEFEAT + +Professor Dumbledore sent all the Gryffindors back to +the Great Hall, where they were joined ten minutes +later by the students from Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and +Slytherin, who all looked extremely confused. + +“The teachers and I need to conduct a thorough +search of the castle,” Professor Dumbledore told them +as Professors McGonagall and Flitwick closed all +doors into the hall. “I’m afraid that, for your own +safety, you will have to spend the night here. I want +the prefects to stand guard over the entrances to the +hall and I am leaving the Head Boy and Girl in +charge. Any disturbance should be reported to me +immediately,” he added to Percy, who was looking +immensely proud and important. “Send word with one +of the ghosts.” + +Professor Dumbledore paused, about to leave the hall, +and said, “Oh, yes, you’ll be needing ...” + +One casual wave of his wand and the long tables flew +to the edges of the hall and stood themselves against + +Page | 180 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +the walls; another wave, and the floor was covered +with hundreds of squashy purple sleeping bags. + +“Sleep well,” said Professor Dumbledore, closing the +door behind him. + +The hall immediately began to buzz excitedly; the +Gryffindors were telling the rest of the school what +had just happened. + +“Everyone into their sleeping bags!” shouted Percy. +“Come on, now, no more talking! Lights out in ten +minutes!” + +“C’mon,” Ron said to Harry and Hermione; they seized +three sleeping bags and dragged them into a corner. + +“Do you think Black’s still in the castle?” Hermione +whispered anxiously. + +“Dumbledore obviously thinks he might be,” said Ron. + +“It’s very lucky he picked tonight, you know,” said +Hermione as they climbed fully dressed into their +sleeping bags and propped themselves on their elbows +to talk. “The one night we weren’t in the tower. ...” + +“I reckon he’s lost track of time, being on the run,” +said Ron. “Didn’t realize it was Halloween. Otherwise +he’d have come bursting in here.” + +Hermione shuddered. + +All around them, people were asking one another the +same question: “How did he get in?” + +“Maybe he knows how to Apparate,” said a Ravenclaw +a few feet away. “Just appear out of thin air, you +know.” + +Page | 181 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Disguised himself, probably,” said a Hufflepuff fifth +year. + +“He could’ve flown in,” suggested Dean Thomas. + +“Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered +to read Hogwarts, A History?” said Hermione crossly +to Harry and Ron. + +“Probably,” said Ron. “Why?” + +“Because the castle’s protected by more than walls, +you know,” said Hermione. “There are all sorts of +enchantments on it, to stop people entering by +stealth. You can’t just Apparate in here. And I’d like +to see the disguise that could fool those dementors. +They’re guarding every single entrance to the +grounds. They’d have seen him fly in too. And Filch +knows all the secret passages, they’ll have them +covered. ...” + +“The lights are going out now!” Percy shouted. “I want +everyone in their sleeping bags and no more talking!” + +The candles all went out at once. The only light now +came from the silvery ghosts, who were drifting about +talking seriously to the prefects, and the enchanted +ceiling, which, like the sky outside, was scattered +with stars. What with that, and the whispering that +still filled the hall, Harry felt as though he were +sleeping outdoors in a light wind. + +Once every hour, a teacher would reappear in the hall +to check that everything was quiet. Around three in +the morning, when many students had finally fallen +asleep, Professor Dumbledore came in. Harry watched +him looking around for Percy, who had been prowling +between the sleeping bags, telling people off for +talking. Percy was only a short way away from Harry, +Page | 182 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron, and Hermione, who quickly pretended to be +asleep as Dumbledore’s footsteps drew nearer. + +“Any sign of him, Professor?” asked Percy in a +whisper. + +“No. All well here?” + +“Everything under control, sir.” + +“Good. There’s no point moving them all now. I’ve +found a temporary guardian for the Gryffindor +portrait hole. You’ll be able to move them back in +tomorrow.” + +“And the Fat Lady, sir?” + +“Hiding in a map of Argyllshire on the second floor. +Apparently she refused to let Black in without the +password, so he attacked. She’s still very distressed, +but once she’s calmed down, I’ll have Mr. Filch +restore her.” + +Harry heard the door of the hall creak open again, +and more footsteps. + +“Headmaster?” It was Snape. Harry kept quite still, +listening hard. “The whole of the third floor has been +searched. He’s not there. And Filch has done the +dungeons; nothing there either.” + +“What about the Astronomy tower? Professor +Trelawney’s room? The Owlery?” + +“All searched ...” + +“Very well, Severus. I didn’t really expect Black to +linger.” + + + +Page | 183 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Have you any theory as to how he got in, Professor?” +asked Snape. + +Harry raised his head very slightly off his arms to free +his other ear. + +“Many, Severus, each of them as unlikely as the +next.” + +Harry opened his eyes a fraction and squinted up to +where they stood; Dumbledore ’s back was to him, but +he could see Percy’s face, rapt with attention, and +Snape ’s profile, which looked angry. + +“You remember the conversation we had, + +Headmaster, just before — ah — the start of term?” +said Snape, who was barely opening his lips, as +though trying to block Percy out of the conversation. + +“I do, Severus,” said Dumbledore, and there was +something like warning in his voice. + +“It seems — almost impossible — that Black could +have entered the school without inside help. I did +express my concerns when you appointed — ” + +“I do not believe a single person inside this castle +would have helped Black enter it,” said Dumbledore, +and his tone made it so clear that the subject was +closed that Snape didn’t reply. “I must go down to the +dementors,” said Dumbledore. “I said I would inform +them when our search was complete.” + +“Didn’t they want to help, sir?” said Percy. + +“Oh yes,” said Dumbledore coldly. “But I’m afraid no +dementor will cross the threshold of this castle while I +am headmaster.” + + + +Page | 184 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Percy looked slightly abashed. Dumbledore left the +hall, walking quickly and quietly. Snape stood for a +moment, watching the headmaster with an expression +of deep resentment on his face; then he too left. + +Harry glanced sideways at Ron and Hermione. Both of +them had their eyes open too, reflecting the starry +ceiling. + +“What was all that about?” Ron mouthed. + +The school talked of nothing but Sirius Black for the +next few days. The theories about how he had entered +the castle became wilder and wilder; Hannah Abbott, +from Hufflepuff, spent much of their next Herbology +class telling anyone who’d listen that Black could +turn into a flowering shrub. + +The Fat Lady’s ripped canvas had been taken off the +wall and replaced with the portrait of Sir Cadogan +and his fat gray pony. Nobody was very happy about +this. Sir Cadogan spent half his time challenging +people to duels, and the rest thinking up ridiculously +complicated passwords, which he changed at least +twice a day. + +“He’s a complete lunatic,” said Seamus Finnigan +angrily to Percy. “Can’t we get anyone else?” + +“None of the other pictures wanted the job,” said +Percy. “Frightened of what happened to the Fat Lady. +Sir Cadogan was the only one brave enough to +volunteer.” + +Sir Cadogan, however, was the least of Harry’s +worries. He was now being closely watched. Teachers +found excuses to walk along corridors with him, and +Percy Weasley (acting, Harry suspected, on his +mother’s orders) was tailing him everywhere like an +Page | 185 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +extremely pompous guard dog. To cap it all, Professor +McGonagall summoned Harry into her office, with +such a somber expression on her face Harry thought +someone must have died. + +“There’s no point hiding it from you any longer, +Potter,” she said in a very serious voice. “I know this +will come as a shock to you, but Sirius Black — ” + +“I know he’s after me,” said Harry wearily. “I heard +Ron’s dad telling his mum. Mr. Weasley works for the +Ministry of Magic.” + +Professor McGonagall seemed very taken aback. She +stared at Harry for a moment or two, then said, “I see! +Well, in that case, Potter, you’ll understand why I +don’t think it’s a good idea for you to be practicing +Quidditch in the evenings. Out on the field with only +your team members, it’s very exposed, Potter — ” + +“We’ve got our first match on Saturday!” said Harry, +outraged. “I’ve got to train, Professor!” + +Professor McGonagall considered him intently. Harry +knew she was deeply interested in the Gryffindor +team’s prospects; it had been she, after all, who’d +suggested him as Seeker in the first place. He waited, +holding his breath. + +“Hmm ...” Professor McGonagall stood up and stared +out of the window at the Quidditch field, just visible +through the rain. “Well ... goodness knows, I’d like to +see us win the Cup at last ... but all the same, Potter +... I’d be happier if a teacher were present. I’ll ask +Madam Hooch to oversee your training sessions.” + +The weather worsened steadily as the first Quidditch +match drew nearer. Undaunted, the Gryffindor team +was training harder than ever under the eye of + +Page | 186 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madam Hooch. Then, at their final training session +before Saturday’s match, Oliver Wood gave his team +some unwelcome news. + +“We’re not playing Slytherin!” he told them, looking +very angry. “Flint’s just been to see me. We’re playing +Hufflepuff instead.” + +“Why?” chorused the rest of the team. + +“Flint’s excuse is that their Seeker’s arm’s still +injured,” said Wood, grinding his teeth furiously. “But +it’s obvious why they’re doing it. Don’t want to play in +this weather. Think it’ll damage their chances. ...” + +There had been strong winds and heavy rain all day, +and as Wood spoke, they heard a distant rumble of +thunder. + +“There’s nothing wrong with Malfoy’s arm!” said Harry +furiously. “He’s faking it!” + +“I know that, but we can’t prove it,” said Wood +bitterly. “And we’ve been practicing all those moves +assuming we’re playing Slytherin, and instead it’s +Hufflepuff, and their style’s quite different. They’ve got +a new Captain and Seeker, Cedric Diggory — ” + +Angelina, Alicia, and Katie suddenly giggled. + +“What?” said Wood, frowning at this lighthearted +behavior. + +“He’s that tall, good-looking one, isn’t he?” said +Angelina. + +“Strong and silent,” said Katie, and they started to +giggle again. + + + +Page | 187 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’s only silent because he’s too thick to string two +words together,” said Fred impatiently. “I don’t know +why you’re worried, Oliver, Hufflepuff is a pushover. +Last time we played them, Harry caught the Snitch in +about five minutes, remember?” + +“We were playing in completely different conditions!” +Wood shouted, his eyes bulging slightly. “Diggory’s +put a very strong side together! He’s an excellent +Seeker! I was afraid you’d take it like this! We mustn’t +relax! We must keep our focus! Slytherin is trying to +wrong-foot us! We must win!” + +“Oliver, calm down!” said Fred, looking slightly +alarmed. “We’re taking Hufflepuff very seriously. +Seriously.” + +The day before the match, the winds reached howling +point and the rain fell harder than ever. It was so +dark inside the corridors and classrooms that extra +torches and lanterns were lit. The Slytherin team was +looking very smug indeed, and none more so than +Malfoy. + +“Ah, if only my arm was feeling a bit better!” he sighed +as the gale outside pounded the windows. + +Harry had no room in his head to worry about +anything except the match tomorrow. Oliver Wood +kept hurrying up to him between classes and giving +him tips. The third time this happened, Wood talked +for so long that Harry suddenly realized he was ten +minutes late for Defense Against the Dark Arts, and +set off at a run with Wood shouting after him, +“Diggory’s got a very fast swerve, Harry, so you might +want to try looping him — ” + + + +Page | 188 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry skidded to a halt outside the Defense Against +the Dark Arts classroom, pulled the door open, and +dashed inside. + +“Sorry I’m late, Professor Lupin, I — ” + +But it wasn’t Professor Lupin who looked up at him +from the teacher’s desk; it was Snape. + +“This lesson began ten minutes ago, Potter, so I think +we’ll make it ten points from Gryffindor. Sit down.” + +But Harry didn’t move. + +“Where’s Professor Lupin?” he said. + +“He says he is feeling too ill to teach today,” said +Snape with a twisted smile. “I believe I told you to sit +down?” + +But Harry stayed where he was. + +“What’s wrong with him?” + +Snape ’s black eyes glittered. + +“Nothing life-threatening,” he said, looking as though +he wished it were. “Five more points from Gryffindor, +and if I have to ask you to sit down again, it will be +fifty.” + +Harry walked slowly to his seat and sat down. Snape +looked around at the class. + +“As I was saying before Potter interrupted, Professor +Lupin has not left any record of the topics you have +covered so far — ” + + + +Page | 189 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Please, sir, we’ve done boggarts, Red Caps, kappas, +and grindylows,” said Hermione quickly, “and we’re +just about to start — ” + +“Be quiet,” said Snape coldly. “I did not ask for +information. I was merely commenting on Professor +Lupin’s lack of organization.” + +“He’s the best Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher +we’ve ever had,” said Dean Thomas boldly, and there +was a murmur of agreement from the rest of the +class. Snape looked more menacing than ever. + +“You are easily satisfied. Lupin is hardly overtaxing +you — I would expect first years to be able to deal +with Red Caps and grindylows. Today we shall +discuss — ” + +Harry watched him flick through the textbook, to the +very back chapter, which he must know they hadn’t +covered. + +“ — werewolves,” said Snape. + +“But, sir,” said Hermione, seemingly unable to +restrain herself, “we’re not supposed to do werewolves +yet, we’re due to start hinkypunks — ” + +“Miss Granger,” said Snape in a voice of deadly calm, +“I was under the impression that I am teaching this +lesson, not you. And I am telling you all to turn to +page 394.” He glanced around again. “All of you! + +Now\” + +With many bitter sidelong looks and some sullen +muttering, the class opened their books. + +“Which of you can tell me how we distinguish between +the werewolf and the true wolf?” said Snape. + +Page | 190 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Everyone sat in motionless silence; everyone except +Hermione, whose hand, as it so often did, had shot +straight into the air. + +“Anyone?” Snape said, ignoring Hermione. His twisted +smile was back. “Are you telling me that Professor +Lupin hasn’t even taught you the basic distinction +between — ” + +“We told you,” said Parvati suddenly, “we haven’t got +as far as werewolves yet, we’re still on — ” + +“Silencel” snarled Snape. “Well, well, well, I never +thought I’d meet a third -year class who wouldn’t even +recognize a werewolf when they saw one. I shall make +a point of informing Professor Dumbledore how very +behind you all are. ...” + +“Please, sir,” said Hermione, whose hand was still in +the air, “the werewolf differs from the true wolf in +several small ways. The snout of the werewolf — ” + +“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, +Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points +from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.” + +Hermione went very red, put down her hand, and +stared at the floor with her eyes full of tears. It was a +mark of how much the class loathed Snape that they +were all glaring at him, because every one of them +had called Hermione a know-it-all at least once, and +Ron, who told Hermione she was a know-it-all at least +twice a week, said loudly, “You asked us a question +and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want +to be told?” + +The class knew instantly he’d gone too far. Snape +advanced on Ron slowly, and the room held its +breath. + +Page | 191 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Detention, Weasley,” Snape said silkily, his face very +close to Ron’s. “And if I ever hear you criticize the way +I teach a class again, you will be very sorry indeed.” + +No one made a sound throughout the rest of the +lesson. They sat and made notes on werewolves from +the textbook, while Snape prowled up and down the +rows of desks, examining the work they had been +doing with Professor Lupin. + +“Very poorly explained . . . That is incorrect, the kappa +is more commonly found in Mongolia. . . . Professor +Lupin gave this eight out of ten? I wouldn’t have given +it three. ...” + +When the bell rang at last, Snape held them back. + +“You will each write an essay, to be handed in to me, +on the ways you recognize and kill werewolves. I want +two rolls of parchment on the subject, and I want +them by Monday morning. It is time somebody took +this class in hand. Weasley, stay behind, we need to +arrange your detention.” + +Harry and Hermione left the room with the rest of the +class, who waited until they were well out of earshot, +then burst into a furious tirade about Snape. + +“Snape ’s never been like this with any of our other +Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, even if he did +want the job,” Harry said to Hermione. “Why’s he got +it in for Lupin? D’you think this is all because of the +boggart?” + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione pensively. “But I really +hope Professor Lupin gets better soon. ...” + +Ron caught up with them five minutes later, in a +towering rage. + +Page | 192 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“D’you know what that — ” (he called Snape +something that made Hermione say “Ron\”) “ — is +making me do? I’ve got to scrub out the bedpans in +the hospital wing. Without magid” He was breathing +deeply, his fists clenched. “Why couldn’t Black have +hidden in Snape’s office, eh? He could have finished +him off for us!” + +Harry woke extremely early the next morning; so early +that it was still dark. For a moment he thought the +roaring of the wind had woken him. Then he felt a +cold breeze on the back of his neck and sat bolt +upright — Peeves the Poltergeist had been floating +next to him, blowing hard in his ear. + +“What did you do that for?” said Harry furiously. + +Peeves puffed out his cheeks, blew hard, and zoomed +backward out of the room, cackling. + +Harry fumbled for his alarm clock and looked at it. It +was half past four. Cursing Peeves, he rolled over and +tried to get back to sleep, but it was very difficult, now +that he was awake, to ignore the sounds of the +thunder rumbling overhead, the pounding of the wind +against the castle walls, and the distant creaking of +the trees in the Forbidden Forest. In a few hours he +would be out on the Quidditch field, battling through +that gale. Finally, he gave up any thought of more +sleep, got up, dressed, picked up his Nimbus Two +Thousand, and walked quietly out of the dormitory. + +As Harry opened the door, something brushed against +his leg. He bent down just in time to grab +Crookshanks by the end of his bushy tail and drag +him outside. + +“You know, I reckon Ron was right about you,” Harry +told Crookshanks suspiciously. “There are plenty of + +Page | 193 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mice around this place — go and chase them. Go on,” +he added, nudging Crookshanks down the spiral +staircase with his foot. “Leave Scabbers alone.” + +The noise of the storm was even louder in the +common room. Harry knew better than to think the +match would be canceled; Quidditch matches weren’t +called off for trifles like thunderstorms. Nevertheless, +he was starting to feel very apprehensive. Wood had +pointed out Cedric Diggory to him in the corridor; +Diggory was a fifth year and a lot bigger than Harry. +Seekers were usually light and speedy, but Diggory’s +weight would be an advantage in this weather +because he was less likely to be blown off course. + +Harry whiled away the hours until dawn in front of +the fire, getting up every now and then to stop +Crookshanks from sneaking up the boys’ staircase +again. At long last Harry thought it must be time for +breakfast, so he headed through the portrait hole +alone. + +“Stand and fight, you mangy cur!” yelled Sir Cadogan. +“Oh, shut up,” Harry yawned. + +He revived a bit over a large bowl of porridge, and by +the time he’d started on toast, the rest of the team +had turned up. + +“It’s going to be a tough one,” said Wood, who wasn’t +eating anything. + +“Stop worrying, Oliver,” said Alicia soothingly, “we +don’t mind a bit of rain.” + +But it was considerably more than a bit of rain. Such +was the popularity of Quidditch that the whole school +turned out to watch the match as usual, but they ran + +Page | 194 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +down the lawns toward the Quidditch field, heads +bowed against the ferocious wind, umbrellas being +whipped out of their hands as they went. Just before +he entered the locker room, Harry saw Malfoy, + +Crabbe, and Goyle, laughing and pointing at him from +under an enormous umbrella on their way to the +stadium. + +The team changed into their scarlet robes and waited +for Wood’s usual pre-match pep talk, but it didn’t +come. He tried to speak several times, made an odd +gulping noise, then shook his head hopelessly and +beckoned them to follow him. + +The wind was so strong that they staggered sideways +as they walked out onto the field. If the crowd was +cheering, they couldn’t hear it over the fresh rolls of +thunder. Rain was splattering over Harry’s glasses. +How on earth was he going to see the Snitch in this? + +The Hufflepuffs were approaching from the opposite +side of the field, wearing canary -yellow robes. The +Captains walked up to each other and shook hands; +Diggory smiled at Wood but Wood now looked as +though he had lockjaw and merely nodded. Harry saw +Madam Hooch’s mouth form the words, “Mount your +brooms.” He pulled his right foot out of the mud with +a squelch and swung it over his Nimbus Two +Thousand. Madam Hooch put her whistle to her lips +and gave it a blast that sounded shrill and distant — +they were off. + +Harry rose fast, but his Nimbus was swerving slightly +with the wind. He held it as steady as he could and +turned, squinting into the rain. + +Within five minutes Harry was soaked to his skin and +frozen, hardly able to see his teammates, let alone the +tiny Snitch. He flew backward and forward across the + +Page | 195 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +field past blurred red and yellow shapes, with no idea +of what was happening in the rest of the game. He +couldn’t hear the commentary over the wind. The +crowd was hidden beneath a sea of cloaks and +battered umbrellas. Twice Harry came very close to +being unseated by a Bludger; his vision was so +clouded by the rain on his glasses he hadn’t seen +them coming. + +He lost track of time. It was getting harder and harder +to hold his broom straight. The sky was getting +darker, as though night had decided to come early. +Twice Harry nearly hit another player, without +knowing whether it was a teammate or opponent; +everyone was now so wet, and the rain so thick, he +could hardly tell them apart. ... + +With the first flash of lightning came the sound of +Madam Hooch’s whistle; Harry could just see the +outline of Wood through the thick rain, gesturing him +to the ground. The whole team splashed down into +the mud. + +“I called for time-out!” Wood roared at his team. + +“Come on, under here — ” + +They huddled at the edge of the field under a large +umbrella; Harry took off his glasses and wiped them +hurriedly on his robes. + +“What’s the score?” + +“We’re fifty points up,” said Wood, “but unless we get +the Snitch soon, we’ll be playing into the night.” + +“I’ve got no chance with these on,” Harry said +exasperatedly, waving his glasses. + + + +Page | 196 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At that very moment, Hermione appeared at his +shoulder; she was holding her cloak over her head +and was, inexplicably, beaming. + +“I’ve had an idea, Harry! Give me your glasses, quick!” + +He handed them to her, and as the team watched in +amazement, Hermione tapped them with her wand +and said, “Imperviusl” + +“There!” she said, handing them back to Harry. +“They’ll repel water!” + +Wood looked as though he could have kissed her. + +“Brilliant!” he called hoarsely after her as she +disappeared into the crowd. “Okay, team, let’s go for +it!” + + + +Hermione ’s spell had done the trick. Harry was still +numb with cold, still wetter than he’d ever been in his +life, but he could see. Full of fresh determination, he +urged his broom through the turbulent air, staring in +every direction for the Snitch, avoiding a Bludger, +ducking beneath Diggory, who was streaking in the +opposite direction. ... + +There was another clap of thunder, followed +immediately by forked lightning. This was getting +more and more dangerous. Harry needed to get the +Snitch quickly — + +He turned, intending to head back toward the middle +of the field, but at that moment, another flash of +lightning illuminated the stands, and Harry saw +something that distracted him completely — the +silhouette of an enormous shaggy black dog, clearly +imprinted against the sky, motionless in the topmost, +empty row of seats. + +Page | 197 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s numb hands slipped on the broom handle +and his Nimbus dropped a few feet. Shaking his +sodden bangs out of his eyes, he squinted back into +the stands. The dog had vanished. + +“Harry!” came Wood’s anguished yell from the +Gryffindor goal posts. “Harry, behind you!” + +Harry looked wildly around. Cedric Diggory was +pelting up the field, and a tiny speck of gold was +shimmering in the rain-filled air between them — + +With a jolt of panic, Harry threw himself flat to the +broom-handle and zoomed toward the Snitch. + +“Come on!” he growled at his Nimbus as the rain +whipped his face. “Fasteri” + +But something odd was happening. An eerie silence +was falling across the stadium. The wind, though as +strong as ever, was forgetting to roar. It was as +though someone had turned off the sound, as though +Harry had gone suddenly deaf — what was going on? + +And then a horribly familiar wave of cold swept over +him, inside him, just as he became aware of +something moving on the field below. . . . + +Before he’d had time to think, Harry had taken his +eyes off the Snitch and looked down. + +At least a hundred dementors, their hidden faces +pointing up at him, were standing beneath him. It +was as though freezing water were rising in his chest, +cutting at his insides. And then he heard it again. ... +Someone was screaming, screaming inside his head +... a woman . . . + +“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry\” + +Page | 198 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Stand aside, you silly girl ... stand aside, now. ...” + + + +“ Not Harry, please no, take me, kill me instead — ” + +Numbing, swirling white mist was filling Harry’s +brain. . . . What was he doing? Why was he flying? He +needed to help her. ... She was going to die. ... She +was going to be murdered. ... + +He was falling, falling through the icy mist. + +“Not Harry\ Please ... have mercy ... have mercy. ...” + +A shrill voice was laughing, the woman was +screaming, and Harry knew no more. + +“Lucky the ground was so soft.” + +“I thought he was dead for sure.” + +“But he didn’t even break his glasses.” + +Harry could hear the voices whispering, but they +made no sense whatsoever. He didn’t have a clue +where he was, or how he’d got there, or what he’d +been doing before he got there. All he knew was that +every inch of him was aching as though it had been +beaten. + +“That was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” + +Scariest . . . the scariest thing . . . hooded black figures +... cold ... screaming ... + +Harry’s eyes snapped open. He was lying in the +hospital wing. The Gryffindor Quidditch team, +spattered with mud from head to foot, was gathered +around his bed. Ron and Hermione were also there, + +Page | 199 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looking as though they’d just climbed out of a +swimming pool. + +“Harry!” said Fred, who looked extremely white +underneath the mud. “How’re you feeling?” + +It was as though Harry’s memory was on fast forward. +The lightning — the Grim — the Snitch — and the +dementors ... + +“What happened?” he said, sitting up so suddenly +they all gasped. + +“You fell off,” said Fred. “Must’ve been — what — fifty +feet?” + +“We thought you’d died,” said Alicia, who was +shaking. + +Hermione made a small, squeaky noise. Her eyes were +extremely bloodshot. + +“But the match,” said Harry. “What happened? Are we +doing a replay?” + +No one said anything. The horrible truth sank into +Harry like a stone. + +“We didn’t — lose?” + +“Diggory got the Snitch,” said George. “Just after you +fell. He didn’t realize what had happened. When he +looked back and saw you on the ground, he tried to +call it off. Wanted a rematch. But they won fair and +square ... even Wood admits it.” + +“Where is Wood?” said Harry, suddenly realizing he +wasn’t there. + + + +Page | 200 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Still in the showers,” said Fred. “We think he’s trying +to drown himself.” + +Harry put his face to his knees, his hands gripping +his hair. Fred grabbed his shoulder and shook it +roughly. + +“C’mon, Harry, you’ve never missed the Snitch +before.” + +“There had to be one time you didn’t get it,” said +George. + +“It’s not over yet,” said Fred. “We lost by a hundred +points, right? So if Hufflepuff loses to Ravenclaw and +we beat Ravenclaw and Slytherin ...” + +“Hufflepuff’ll have to lose by at least two hundred +points,” said George. + +“But if they beat Ravenclaw ...” + +“No way, Ravenclaw is too good. But if Slytherin loses +against Hufflepuff ...” + +“It all depends on the points — a margin of a hundred +either way — ” + +Harry lay there, not saying a word. They had lost ... +for the first time ever, he had lost a Quidditch match. + +After ten minutes or so, Madam Pomfrey came over to +tell the team to leave him in peace. + +“Well come and see you later,” Fred told him. “Don’t +beat yourself up, Harry, you’re still the best Seeker +we’ve ever had.” + + + +Page | 201 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The team trooped out, trailing mud behind them. +Madam Pomfrey shut the door behind them, looking +disapproving. Ron and Hermione moved nearer to +Harry’s bed. + +“Dumbledore was really angry,” Hermione said in a +quaking voice. “I’ve never seen him like that before. + +He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wand, and +you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. +Then he whirled his wand at the dementors. Shot +silver stuff at them. They left the stadium right away. +... He was furious they’d come onto the grounds. We +heard him — ” + +“Then he magicked you onto a stretcher,” said Ron. +“And walked up to school with you floating on it. +Everyone thought you were ...” + +His voice faded, but Harry hardly noticed. He was +thinking about what the dementors had done to him +... about the screaming voice. He looked up and saw +Ron and Hermione looking at him so anxiously that +he quickly cast around for something matter-of-fact to +say. + +“Did someone get my Nimbus?” + +Ron and Hermione looked quickly at each other. + +“Er — ” + + + +“What?” said Harry, looking from one to the other. + +“Well ... when you fell off, it got blown away,” said +Hermione hesitantly. + +“And?” + + + +Page | 202 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And it hit — it hit — oh, Harry — it hit the +Whomping Willow.” + +Harry’s insides lurched. The Whomping Willow was a +very violent tree that stood alone in the middle of the +grounds. + +“And?” he said, dreading the answer. + +“Well, you know the Whomping Willow,” said Ron. “It +— it doesn’t like being hit.” + +“Professor Flitwick brought it back just before you +came around,” said Hermione in a very small voice. + +Slowly, she reached down for a bag at her feet, turned +it upside down, and tipped a dozen bits of splintered +wood and twig onto the bed, the only remains of +Harry’s faithful, finally beaten broomstick. + + + +Page | 203 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +THE MARAUDER’S MAP + +Madam Pomfrey insisted on keeping Harry in the +hospital wing for the rest of the weekend. He didn’t +argue or complain, but he wouldn’t let her throw +away the shattered remnants of his Nimbus Two +Thousand. He knew he was being stupid, knew that +the Nimbus was beyond repair, but Harry couldn’t +help it; he felt as though he’d lost one of his best +friends. + +He had a stream of visitors, all intent on cheering him +up. Hagrid sent him a bunch of earwiggy flowers that +looked like yellow cabbages, and Ginny Weasley, +blushing furiously, turned up with a get-well card she +had made herself, which sang shrilly unless Harry +kept it shut under his bowl of fruit. The Gryffindor +team visited again on Sunday morning, this time +accompanied by Wood, who told Harry (in a hollow, +dead sort of voice) that he didn’t blame him in the +slightest. Ron and Hermione left Harry’s bedside only +at night. But nothing anyone said or did could make +Harry feel any better, because they knew only half of +what was troubling him. + +Page | 204 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +He hadn’t told anyone about the Grim, not even Ron +and Hermione, because he knew Ron would panic +and Hermione would scoff. The fact remained, +however, that it had now appeared twice, and both +appearances had been followed by near-fatal +accidents; the first time, he had nearly been run over +by the Knight Bus; the second, fallen fifty feet from +his broomstick. Was the Grim going to haunt him +until he actually died? Was he going to spend the rest +of his life looking over his shoulder for the beast? + +And then there were the dementors. Harry felt sick +and humiliated every time he thought of them. +Everyone said the dementors were horrible, but no +one else collapsed every time they went near one. No +one else heard echoes in their head of their dying +parents. + +Because Harry knew who that screaming voice +belonged to now. He had heard her words, heard +them over and over again during the night hours in +the hospital wing while he lay awake, staring at the +strips of moonlight on the ceiling. When the +dementors approached him, he heard the last +moments of his mother’s life, her attempts to protect +him, Harry, from Lord Voldemort, and Voldemort’s +laughter before he murdered her. . . . Harry dozed +fitfully, sinking into dreams full of clammy, rotted +hands and petrified pleading, jerking awake to dwell +again on his mother’s voice. + +It was a relief to return to the noise and bustle of the +main school on Monday, where he was forced to think +about other things, even if he had to endure Draco +Malfoy’s taunting. Malfoy was almost beside himself +with glee at Gryffindor’s defeat. He had finally taken +off his bandages, and celebrated having the full use of +both arms again by doing spirited imitations of Harry +falling off his broom. Malfoy spent much of their next +Page | 205 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Potions class doing dementor imitations across the +dungeon; Ron finally cracked and flung a large, +slippery crocodile heart at Malfoy, which hit him in +the face and caused Snape to take fifty points from +Gryffindor. + +“If Snape’s teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts +again, I’m skiving off,” said Ron as they headed +toward Lupin’s classroom after lunch. “Check who’s +in there, Hermione.” + +Hermione peered around the classroom door. + +“It’s okay!” + +Professor Lupin was back at work. It certainly looked +as though he had been ill. His old robes were hanging +more loosely on him and there were dark shadows +beneath his eyes; nevertheless, he smiled at the class +as they took their seats, and they burst at once into +an explosion of complaints about Snape’s behavior +while Lupin had been ill. + +“It’s not fair, he was only filling in, why should he give +us homework?” + +“We don’t know anything about werewolves — ” + +“ — two rolls of parchment!” + +“Did you tell Professor Snape we haven’t covered them +yet?” Lupin asked, frowning slightly. + +The babble broke out again. + +“Yes, but he said we were really behind — ” + +“ — he wouldn’t listen — ” + + + +Page | 206 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — two rolls of parchmenti” + + + +Professor Lupin smiled at the look of indignation on +every face. + +“Don’t worry. I’ll speak to Professor Snape. You don’t +have to do the essay.” + +“Oh no,” said Hermione, looking very disappointed. +“I’ve already finished it!” + +They had a very enjoyable lesson. Professor Lupin +had brought along a glass box containing a +hinkypunk, a little one-legged creature who looked as +though he were made of wisps of smoke, rather frail +and harmless-looking. + +“Lures travelers into bogs,” said Professor Lupin as +they took notes. “You notice the lantern dangling from +his hand? Hops ahead — people follow the light — +then — ’ ” + +The hinkypunk made a horrible squelching noise +against the glass. + +When the bell rang, everyone gathered up their things +and headed for the door, Harry among them, but — + +“Wait a moment, Harry,” Lupin called. “I’d like a +word.” + +Harry doubled back and watched Professor Lupin +covering the hinkypunk’s box with a cloth. + +“I heard about the match,” said Lupin, turning back +to his desk and starting to pile books into his +briefcase, “and I’m sorry about your broomstick. Is +there any chance of fixing it?” + +Page | 207 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry. “The tree smashed it to bits.” + +Lupin sighed. + +“They planted the Whomping Willow the same year +that I arrived at Hogwarts. People used to play a +game, trying to get near enough to touch the trunk. In +the end, a boy called Davey Gudgeon nearly lost an +eye, and we were forbidden to go near it. No +broomstick would have a chance. + +“Did you hear about the dementors too?” said Harry +with difficulty. + +Lupin looked at him quickly. + +“Yes, I did. I don’t think any of us have seen Professor +Dumbledore that angry. They have been growing +restless for some time ... furious at his refusal to let +them inside the grounds. ... I suppose they were the +reason you fell?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. He hesitated, and then the question +he had to ask burst from him before he could stop +himself. “ Why? Why do they affect me like that? Am I +just — ?” + + + +“It has nothing to do with weakness,” said Professor +Lupin sharply, as though he had read Harry’s mind. +“The dementors affect you worse than the others +because there are horrors in your past that the others +don’t have.” + +A ray of wintery sunlight fell across the classroom, +illuminating Lupin’s gray hairs and the lines on his +young face. + +“Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk +this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, + +Page | 208 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, +hope, and happiness out of the air around them. + +Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can’t +see them. Get too near a dementor and every good +feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of +you. If it can, the dementor will feed on you long +enough to reduce you to something like itself . . . soul- +less and evil. You’ll be left with nothing but the worst +experiences of your life. And the worst that happened +to you, Harry, is enough to make anyone fall off their +broom. You have nothing to feel ashamed of.” + +“When they get near me — ” Harry stared at Lupin’s +desk, his throat tight. “I can hear Voldemort +murdering my mum.” + +Lupin made a sudden motion with his arm as though +to grip Harry’s shoulder, but thought better of it. + +There was a moment’s silence, then — + +“Why did they have to come to the match?” said Harry +bitterly. + +“They’re getting hungry,” said Lupin coolly, shutting +his briefcase with a snap. “Dumbledore won’t let them +into the school, so their supply of human prey has +dried up. ... I don’t think they could resist the large +crowd around the Quidditch field. All that excitement +. . . emotions running high ... it was their idea of a +feast.” + +“Azkaban must be terrible,” Harry muttered. Lupin +nodded grimly. + +“The fortress is set on a tiny island, way out to sea, +but they don’t need walls and water to keep the +prisoners in, not when they’re all trapped inside their +own heads, incapable of a single cheerful thought. +Most of them go mad within weeks.” + +Page | 209 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But Sirius Black escaped from them,” Harry said +slowly. “He got away. ...” + + + +Lupin’s briefcase slipped from the desk; he had to +stoop quickly to catch it. + +“Yes,” he said, straightening up, “Black must have +found a way to fight them. I wouldn’t have believed it +possible. ... Dementors are supposed to drain a +wizard of his powers if he is left with them too long. + + + +“You made that dementor on the train back off,” said +Harry suddenly. + +“There are — certain defenses one can use,” said +Lupin. “But there was only one dementor on the train. +The more there are, the more difficult it becomes to +resist.” + +“What defenses?” said Harry at once. “Can you teach +me?” + +“I don’t pretend to be an expert at fighting dementors, +Harry ... quite the contrary. ...” + +“But if the dementors come to another Quidditch +match, I need to be able to fight them — ” + +Lupin looked into Harry’s determined face, hesitated, +then said, “Well ... all right. I’ll try and help. But it’ll +have to wait until next term, I’m afraid. I have a lot to +do before the holidays. I chose a very inconvenient +time to fall ill.” + +What with the promise of anti-dementor lessons from +Lupin, the thought that he might never have to hear +his mother’s death again, and the fact that Ravenclaw +flattened Hufflepuff in their Quidditch match at the + +Page | 210 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +end of November, Harry’s mood took a definite +upturn. Gryffindor were not out of the running after +all, although they could not afford to lose another +match. Wood became repossessed of his manic +energy, and worked his team as hard as ever in the +chilly haze of rain that persisted into December. + +Harry saw no hint of a dementor within the grounds. +Dumbledore’s anger seemed to be keeping them at +their stations at the entrances. + +Two weeks before the end of the term, the sky +lightened suddenly to a dazzling, opaline white and +the muddy grounds were revealed one morning +covered in glittering frost. Inside the castle, there was +a buzz of Christmas in the air. Professor Flitwick, the +Charms teacher, had already decorated his classroom +with shimmering lights that turned out to be real, +fluttering fairies. The students were all happily +discussing their plans for the holidays. Both Ron and +Hermione had decided to remain at Hogwarts, and +though Ron said it was because he couldn’t stand two +weeks with Percy, and Hermione insisted she needed +to use the library, Harry wasn’t fooled; they were +doing it to keep him company, and he was very +grateful. + +To everyone’s delight except Harry’s, there was to be +another Hogsmeade trip on the very last weekend of +the term. + +“We can do all our Christmas shopping there!” said +Hermione. “Mum and Dad would really love those +Toothflossing Stringmints from Honeydukes!” + +Resigned to the fact that he would be the only third +year staying behind again, Harry borrowed a copy of +Which Broomstick from Wood, and decided to spend +the day reading up on the different makes. He had +been riding one of the school brooms at team +Page | 211 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +practice, an ancient Shooting Star, which was very +slow and jerky; he definitely needed a new broom of +his own. + + + +On the Saturday morning of the Hogsmeade trip, +Harry bid good-bye to Ron and Hermione, who were +wrapped in cloaks and scarves, then turned up the +marble staircase alone, and headed back toward +Gryffindor Tower. Snow had started to fall outside the +windows, and the castle was very still and quiet. + +“Psst — Harry!” + +He turned, halfway along the third-floor corridor, to +see Fred and George peering out at him from behind a +statue of a humpbacked, one-eyed witch. + +“What are you doing?” said Harry curiously. “How +come you’re not going to Hogsmeade?” + +“We’ve come to give you a bit of festive cheer before +we go,” said Fred, with a mysterious wink. “Come in +here. ...” + +He nodded toward an empty classroom to the left of +the one-eyed statue. Harry followed Fred and George +inside. George closed the door quietly and then +turned, beaming, to look at Harry. + +“Early Christmas present for you, Harry,” he said. + +Fred pulled something from inside his cloak with a +flourish and laid it on one of the desks. It was a large, +square, very worn piece of parchment with nothing +written on it. Harry, suspecting one of Fred and +George’s jokes, stared at it. + +“What’s that supposed to be?” + +Page | 212 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This, Harry, is the secret of our success,” said +George, patting the parchment fondly. + +“It’s a wrench, giving it to you,” said Fred, “but we +decided last night, your need’s greater than ours.” + +“Anyway, we know it by heart,” said George. “We +bequeath it to you. We don’t really need it anymore.” + +“And what do I need with a bit of old parchment?” +said Harry. + +“A bit of old parchment!” said Fred, closing his eyes +with a grimace as though Harry had mortally offended +him. “Explain, George.” + +“Well ... when we were in our first year, Harry — +young, carefree, and innocent — ” + +Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George +had ever been innocent. + +“ — well, more innocent than we are now — we got +into a spot of bother with Filch.” + +“We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset +him for some reason — ” + +“So he hauled us off to his office and started +threatening us with the usual — ” + +“ — detention — ” + +“ — disembowelment — ” + +“ — and we couldn’t help noticing a drawer in one of +his filing cabinets marked Confiscated and Highly +Dangerous.” + + + +Page | 213 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t tell me — ” said Harry, starting to grin. + +“Well, what would you’ve done?” said Fred. “George +caused a diversion by dropping another Dungbomb, I +whipped the drawer open, and grabbed — this.” + +“It’s not as bad as it sounds, you know,” said George. +“We don’t reckon Filch ever found out how to work it. +He probably suspected what it was, though, or he +wouldn’t have confiscated it.” + +“And you know how to work it?” + +“Oh yes,” said Fred, smirking. “This little beauty’s +taught us more than all the teachers in this school.” + +“You’re winding me up,” said Harry, looking at the +ragged old bit of parchment. + +“Oh, are we?” said George. + +He took out his wand, touched the parchment lightly, +and said, “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” + +And at once, thin ink lines began to spread like a +spider’s web from the point that George’s wand had +touched. They joined each other, they crisscrossed, +they fanned into every corner of the parchment; then +words began to blossom across the top, great, curly +green words, that proclaimed: + +Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs + +Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers + +are proud to present + +THE MARAUDER’S MAP + + + +Page | 214 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was a map showing every detail of the Hogwarts +castle and grounds. But the truly remarkable thing +were the tiny ink dots moving around it, each labeled +with a name in minuscule writing. Astounded, Harry +bent over it. A labeled dot in the top left corner +showed that Professor Dumbledore was pacing his +study; the caretaker’s cat, Mrs. Norris, was prowling +the second floor; and Peeves the Poltergeist was +currently bouncing around the trophy room. And as +Harry’s eyes traveled up and down the familiar +corridors, he noticed something else. + +This map showed a set of passages he had never +entered. And many of them seemed to lead — + +“Right into Hogsmeade,” said Fred, tracing one of +them with his finger. “There are seven in all. Now, +Filch knows about these four” — he pointed them out +— “but we’re sure we’re the only ones who know +about these. Don’t bother with the one behind the +mirror on the fourth floor. We used it until last +winter, but it’s caved in — completely blocked. And +we don’t reckon anyone’s ever used this one, because +the Whomping Willow’s planted right over the +entrance. But this one here, this one leads right into +the cellar of Honeydukes. We’ve used it loads of times. +And as you might’ve noticed, the entrance is right +outside this room, through that one-eyed old crone’s +hump.” + +“Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs,” sighed +George, patting the heading of the map. “We owe +them so much.” + +“Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new +generation of law-breakers,” said Fred solemnly. + +“Right,” said George briskly. “Don’t forget to wipe it +after you’ve used it — ” + +Page | 215 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — or anyone can read it,” Fred said warningly. + +“Just tap it again and say, ‘Mischief managed!’ And +it’ll go blank.” + +“So, young Harry,” said Fred, in an uncanny +impersonation of Percy, “mind you behave yourself.” + +“See you in Honeydukes,” said George, winking. + +They left the room, both smirking in a satisfied sort of +way. + +Harry stood there, gazing at the miraculous map. He +watched the tiny ink Mrs. Norris turn left and pause +to sniff at something on the floor. If Filch really didn’t +know ... he wouldn’t have to pass the dementors at +all. ... + +But even as he stood there, flooded with excitement, +something Harry had once heard Mr. Weasley say +came floating out of his memory. + +Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you +can’t see where it keeps its brain. + +This map was one of those dangerous magical objects +Mr. Weasley had been warning against. ... Aids for +Magical Mischief-Makers . . . but then, Harry reasoned, +he only wanted to use it to get into Hogsmeade, it +wasn’t as though he wanted to steal anything or +attack anyone ... and Fred and George had been +using it for years without anything horrible +happening. ... + +Harry traced the secret passage to Honeydukes with +his finger. + + + +Page | 216 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Then, quite suddenly, as though following orders, he +rolled up the map, stuffed it inside his robes, and +hurried to the door of the classroom. He opened it a +couple of inches. There was no one outside. Very +carefully, he edged out of the room and behind the +statue of the one-eyed witch. + +What did he have to do? He pulled out the map again +and saw, to his astonishment, that a new ink figure +had appeared upon it, labeled Harry Potter. This +figure was standing exactly where the real Harry was +standing, about halfway down the third-floor corridor. +Harry watched carefully. His little ink self appeared to +be tapping the witch with his minute wand. Harry +quickly took out his real wand and tapped the statue. +Nothing happened. He looked back at the map. The +tiniest speech bubble had appeared next to his figure. +The word inside said, “ Dissendium.” + +“ Dissendiurrd” Harry whispered, tapping the stone +witch again. + +At once, the statue’s hump opened wide enough to +admit a fairly thin person. Harry glanced quickly up +and down the corridor, then tucked the map away +again, hoisted himself into the hole headfirst, and +pushed himself forward. + +He slid a considerable way down what felt like a stone +slide, then landed on cold, damp earth. He stood up, +looking around. It was pitch dark. He held up his +wand, muttered, “Lumos\” and saw that he was in a +very narrow, low, earthy passageway. He raised the +map, tapped it with the tip of his wand, and +muttered, “Mischief managed!” The map went blank +at once. He folded it carefully, tucked it inside his +robes, then, heart beating fast, both excited and +apprehensive, he set off. + + + +Page | 217 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The passage twisted and turned, more like the burrow +of a giant rabbit than anything else. Harry hurried +along it, stumbling now and then on the uneven floor, +holding his wand out in front of him. + +It took ages, but Harry had the thought of +Honeydukes to sustain him. After what felt like an +hour, the passage began to rise. Panting, Harry sped +up, his face hot, his feet very cold. + +Ten minutes later, he came to the foot of some worn +stone steps, which rose out of sight above him. + +Careful not to make any noise, Harry began to climb. +A hundred steps, two hundred steps, he lost count as +he climbed, watching his feet. ... Then, without +warning, his head hit something hard. + +It seemed to be a trapdoor. Harry stood there, +massaging the top of his head, listening. He couldn’t +hear any sounds above him. Very slowly, he pushed +the trapdoor open and peered over the edge. + +He was in a cellar, which was full of wooden crates +and boxes. Harry climbed out of the trapdoor and +replaced it — it blended so perfectly with the dusty +floor that it was impossible to tell it was there. Harry +crept slowly toward the wooden staircase that led +upstairs. Now he could definitely hear voices, not to +mention the tinkle of a bell and the opening and +shutting of a door. + +Wondering what he ought to do, he suddenly heard a +door open much closer at hand; somebody was about +to come downstairs. + +“And get another box of Jelly Slugs, dear, they’ve +nearly cleaned us out — ” said a woman’s voice. + + + +Page | 218 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A pair of feet was coming down the staircase. Harry +leapt behind an enormous crate and waited for the +footsteps to pass. He heard the man shifting boxes +against the opposite wall. He might not get another +chance — + +Quickly and silently, Harry dodged out from his +hiding place and climbed the stairs; looking back, he +saw an enormous backside and shiny bald head, +buried in a box. Harry reached the door at the top of +the stairs, slipped through it, and found himself +behind the counter of Honeydukes — he ducked, +crept sideways, and then straightened up. + +Honeydukes was so crowded with Hogwarts students +that no one looked twice at Harry. He edged among +them, looking around, and suppressed a laugh as he +imagined the look that would spread over Dudley’s +piggy face if he could see where Harry was now. + +There were shelves upon shelves of the most +succulent-looking sweets imaginable. Creamy chunks +of nougat, shimmering pink squares of coconut ice, +fat, honey-colored toffees; hundreds of different kinds +of chocolate in neat rows; there was a large barrel of +Every Flavor Beans, and another of Fizzing Whizbees, +the levitating sherbert balls that Ron had mentioned; +along yet another wall were “Special Effects” sweets: +Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum (which filled a room with +bluebell-colored bubbles that refused to pop for days), +the strange, splintery Toothflossing Stringmints, tiny +black Pepper Imps (“breathe fire for your friends!”), + +Ice Mice (“hear your teeth chatter and squeak!”), +peppermint creams shaped like toads (“hop +realistically in the stomach!”), fragile sugar-spun +quills, and exploding bonbons. + +Harry squeezed himself through a crowd of sixth +years and saw a sign hanging in the farthest corner of + +Page | 219 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the shop (UNUSUAL TASTES). Ron and Hermione +were standing underneath it, examining a tray of +blood-flavored lollipops. Harry sneaked up behind +them. + +“Ugh, no, Harry won’t want one of those, they’re for +vampires, I expect,” Hermione was saying. + +“How about these?” said Ron, shoving ajar of +Cockroach Clusters under Hermione ’s nose. + +“Definitely not,” said Harry. + +Ron nearly dropped the jar. + +“Harry\” squealed Hermione. “What are you doing +here? How — how did you — ?” + +“Wow!” said Ron, looking very impressed, “you’ve +learned to Apparate!” + +“ ’Course I haven’t,” said Harry. He dropped his voice +so that none of the sixth years could hear him and +told them all about the Marauder’s Map. + +“How come Fred and George never gave it to me!” said +Ron, outraged. “I’m their brother!” + +“But Harry isn’t going to keep it!” said Hermione, as +though the idea were ludicrous. “He’s going to hand it +in to Professor McGonagall, aren’t you, Harry?” + +“No, I’m not!” said Harry. + +“Are you mad?” said Ron, goggling at Hermione. + +“Hand in something that good?” + +“If I hand it in, I’ll have to say where I got it! Filch +would know Fred and George had nicked it!” + +Page | 220 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But what about Sirius Black?” Hermione hissed. “He +could be using one of the passages on that map to get +into the castle! The teachers have got to know!” + +“He can’t be getting in through a passage,” said Harry +quickly. “There are seven secret tunnels on the map, +right? Fred and George reckon Filch already knows +about four of them. And of the other three — one of +them’s caved in, so no one can get through it. One of +them’s got the Whomping Willow planted over the +entrance, so you can’t get out of it. And the one I just +came through — well — it’s really hard to see the +entrance to it down in the cellar, so unless he knew it +was there ...” + +Harry hesitated. What if Black did know the passage +was there? Ron, however, cleared his throat +significantly, and pointed to a notice pasted on the +inside of the sweetshop door. + +— BY ORDER OF — + +THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC + +Customers are reminded that until further notice, +dementors will be patrolling the streets of Hogsmeade +every night after sundown. This measure has been put +in place for the safety of Hogsmeade residents and will +be lifted upon the recapture of Sirius Black. It is +therefore advisable that you complete your shopping +well before nightfall. + +Merry Christmas! + + + +“See?” said Ron quietly. “I’d like to see Black try and +break into Honeydukes with dementors swarming all + + + +Page | 221 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +over the village. Anyway, Hermione, the Honeydukes +owners would hear a break-in, wouldn’t they? They +live over the shop!” + +“Yes, but — but — ” Hermoine seemed to be struggling +to find another problem. “Look, Harry still shouldn’t +be coming into Hogsmeade. He hasn’t got a signed +form! If anyone finds out, he’ll be in so much trouble! +And it’s not nightfall yet — what if Sirius Black turns +up today? Now?” + +“He’d have a job spotting Harry in this,” said Ron, +nodding through the mullioned windows at the thick, +swirling snow. “Come on, Hermione, it’s Christmas. +Harry deserves a break.” + +Hermione bit her lip, looking extremely worried. + +“Are you going to report me?” Harry asked her, +grinning. + +“Oh — of course not — but honestly, Harry — ” + +“Seen the Fizzing Whizbees, Harry?” said Ron, +grabbing him and leading him over to their barrel. +“And the Jelly Slugs? And the Acid Pops? Fred gave +me one of those when I was seven — it burnt a hole +right through my tongue. I remember Mum walloping +him with her broomstick.” Ron stared broodingly into +the Acid Pop box. “Reckon Fred’d take a bit of +Cockroach Cluster if I told him they were peanuts?” + +When Ron and Hermione had paid for all their sweets, +the three of them left Honeydukes for the blizzard +outside. + +Hogsmeade looked like a Christmas card; the little +thatched cottages and shops were all covered in a +layer of crisp snow; there were holly wreaths on the + +Page | 222 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +doors and strings of enchanted candles hanging in +the trees. + +Harry shivered; unlike the other two, he didn’t have +his cloak. They headed up the street, heads bowed +against the wind, Ron and Hermione shouting +through their scarves. + +“That’s the post office — ” + +“Zonko’s is up there — ” + +“We could go up to the Shrieking Shack — ” + +“Tell you what,” said Ron, his teeth chattering, “shall +we go for a butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks?” + +Harry was more than willing; the wind was fierce and +his hands were freezing, so they crossed the road, +and in a few minutes were entering the tiny inn. + +It was extremely crowded, noisy, warm, and smoky. A +curvy sort of woman with a pretty face was serving a +bunch of rowdy warlocks up at the bar. + +“That’s Madam Rosmerta,” said Ron. “I’ll get the +drinks, shall I?” he added, going slightly red. + +Harry and Hermione made their way to the back of +the room, where there was a small, vacant table +between the window and a handsome Christmas tree, +which stood next to the fireplace. Ron came back five +minutes later, carrying three foaming tankards of hot +butterbeer. + +“Merry Christmas!” he said happily, raising his +tankard. + + + +Page | 223 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry drank deeply. It was the most delicious thing +he’d ever tasted and seemed to heat every bit of him +from the inside. + +A sudden breeze ruffled his hair. The door of the +Three Broomsticks had opened again. Harry looked +over the rim of his tankard and choked. + +Professors McGonagall and Flitwick had just entered +the pub with a flurry of snowflakes, shortly followed +by Hagrid, who was deep in conversation with a portly +man in a lime-green bowler hat and a pinstriped +cloak — Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic. + +In an instant, Ron and Hermione had both placed +hands on the top of Harry’s head and forced him off +his stool and under the table. Dripping with +butterbeer and crouching out of sight, Harry clutched +his empty tankard and watched the teachers’ and +Fudge’s feet move toward the bar, pause, then turn +and walk right toward him. + +Somewhere above him, Hermione whispered, +“Mobiliarbus\” + +The Christmas tree beside their table rose a few +inches off the ground, drifted sideways, and landed +with a soft thump right in front of their table, hiding +them from view. Staring through the dense lower +branches, Harry saw four sets of chair legs move back +from the table right beside theirs, then heard the +grunts and sighs of the teachers and minister as they +sat down. + +Next he saw another pair of feet, wearing sparkly +turquoise high heels, and heard a woman’s voice. + +“A small gillywater — ” + + + +Page | 224 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mine,” said Professor McGonagall’s voice. + +“Four pints of mulled mead — ” + +“Ta, Rosmerta,” said Hagrid. + +“A cherry syrup and soda with ice and umbrella — ” + +“Mmm!” said Professor Flitwick, smacking his lips. + +“So you 11 be the red currant rum, Minister.” + +“Thank you, Rosmerta, m’dear,” said Fudge’s voice. +“Lovely to see you again, I must say. Have one +yourself, won’t you? Come and join us. ...” + +“Well, thank you very much, Minister.” + +Harry watched the glittering heels march away and +back again. His heart was pounding uncomfortably in +his throat. Why hadn’t it occurred to him that this +was the last weekend of term for the teachers too? +And how long were they going to sit there? He needed +time to sneak back into Honeydukes if he wanted to +return to school tonight. ... Hermione’s leg gave a +nervous twitch next to him. + +“So, what brings you to this neck of the woods, +Minister?” came Madam Rosmerta’s voice. + +Harry saw the lower part of Fudge’s thick body twist +in his chair as though he were checking for +eavesdroppers. Then he said in a quiet voice, “What +else, m’dear, but Sirius Black? I daresay you heard +what happened up at the school at Halloween?” + +“I did hear a rumor,” admitted Madam Rosmerta. + + + +Page | 225 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did you tell the whole pub, Hagrid?” said Professor +McGonagall exasperatedly. + +“Do you think Black’s still in the area, Minister?” +whispered Madam Rosmerta. + +“I’m sure of it,” said Fudge shortly. + +“You know that the dementors have searched the +whole village twice?” said Madam Rosmerta, a slight +edge to her voice. “Scared all my customers away. ... +It’s very bad for business, Minister.” + +“Rosmerta, m’dear, I don’t like them any more than +you do,” said Fudge uncomfortably. “Necessary +precaution ... unfortunate, but there you are. ... I’ve +just met some of them. They’re in a fury against +Dumbledore — he won’t let them inside the castle +grounds.” + +“I should think not,” said Professor McGonagall +sharply. “How are we supposed to teach with those +horrors floating around?” + +“Hear, hear!” squeaked tiny Professor Flitwick, whose +feet were dangling a foot from the ground. + +“All the same,” demurred Fudge, “they are here to +protect you all from something much worse. ... We all +know what Black’s capable of. ...” + +“Do you know, I still have trouble believing it,” said +Madam Rosmerta thoughtfully. “Of all the people to +go over to the Dark Side, Sirius Black was the last I’d +have thought ... I mean, I remember him when he was +a boy at Hogwarts. If you’d told me then what he was +going to become, I’d have said you’d had too much +mead.” + + + +Page | 226 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You don’t know the half of it, Rosmerta,” said Fudge +gruffly. “The worst he did isn’t widely known.” + +“The worst?” said Madam Rosmerta, her voice alive +with curiosity. “Worse than murdering all those poor +people, you mean?” + +“I certainly do,” said Fudge. + +“I can’t believe that. What could possibly be worse?” + +“You say you remember him at Hogwarts, Rosmerta,” +murmured Professor McGonagall. “Do you remember +who his best friend was?” + +“Naturally,” said Madam Rosmerta, with a small +laugh. “Never saw one without the other, did you? The +number of times I had them in here — ooh, they used +to make me laugh. Quite the double act, Sirius Black +and James Potter!” + +Harry dropped his tankard with a loud clunk. Ron +kicked him. + +“Precisely,” said Professor McGonagall. “Black and +Potter. Ringleaders of their little gang. Both very +bright, of course — exceptionally bright, in fact — but +I don’t think we’ve ever had such a pair of +troublemakers — ” + +“I dunno,” chuckled Hagrid. “Fred and George +Weasley could give ’em a run fer their money.” + +“You’d have thought Black and Potter were brothers!” +chimed in Professor Flitwick. “Inseparable!” + +“Of course they were,” said Fudge. “Potter trusted +Black beyond all his other friends. Nothing changed +when they left school. Black was best man when + +Page | 227 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +James married Lily. Then they named him godfather +to Harry. Harry has no idea, of course. You can +imagine how the idea would torment him.” + +“Because Black turned out to be in league with You- +Know-Who?” whispered Madam Rosmerta. + +“Worse even than that, m’dear. ...” Fudge dropped his +voice and proceeded in a sort of low rumble. “Not +many people are aware that the Potters knew You- +Know-Who was after them. Dumbledore, who was of +course working tirelessly against You-Know-Who, had +a number of useful spies. One of them tipped him off, +and he alerted James and Lily at once. He advised +them to go into hiding. Well, of course, You-Know- +Who wasn’t an easy person to hide from. Dumbledore +told them that their best chance was the Fidelius +Charm.” + +“How does that work?” said Madam Rosmerta, +breathless with interest. Professor Flitwick cleared his +throat. + +“An immensely complex spell,” he said squeakily, +“involving the magical concealment of a secret inside +a single, living soul. The information is hidden inside +the chosen person, or Secret-Keeper, and is +henceforth impossible to find — unless, of course, the +Secret-Keeper chooses to divulge it. As long as the +Secret-Keeper refused to speak, You-Know-Who could +search the village where Lily and James were staying +for years and never find them, not even if he had his +nose pressed against their sitting room window!” + +“So Black was the Potters’ Secret-Keeper?” whispered +Madam Rosmerta. + +“Naturally,” said Professor McGonagall. “James Potter +told Dumbledore that Black would die rather than tell + +Page | 228 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +where they were, that Black was planning to go into +hiding himself . . . and yet, Dumbledore remained +worried. I remember him offering to be the Potters’ +Secret-Keeper himself.” + +“He suspected Black?” gasped Madam Rosmerta. + +“He was sure that somebody close to the Potters had +been keeping You-Know-Who informed of their +movements,” said Professor McGonagall darkly. +“Indeed, he had suspected for some time that +someone on our side had turned traitor and was +passing a lot of information to You-Know-Who.” + +“But James Potter insisted on using Black?” + +“He did,” said Fudge heavily. “And then, barely a week +after the Fidelius Charm had been performed — ” + +“Black betrayed them?” breathed Madam Rosmerta. + +“He did indeed. Black was tired of his double-agent +role, he was ready to declare his support openly for +You-Know-Who, and he seems to have planned this +for the moment of the Potters’ death. But, as we all +know, You-Know-Who met his downfall in little Harry +Potter. Powers gone, horribly weakened, he fled. And +this left Black in a very nasty position indeed. His +master had fallen at the very moment when he, Black, +had shown his true colors as a traitor. He had no +choice but to run for it — ” + +“Filthy, stinkin’ turncoat!” Hagrid said, so loudly that +half the bar went quiet. + +“Shh!” said Professor McGonagall. + +“I met him!” growled Hagrid. “I musta bin the last ter +see him before he killed all them people! It was me + +Page | 229 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what rescued Harry from Lily an’ James’s house after +they was killed! Jus’ got him outta the ruins, poor +little thing, with a great slash across his forehead, an’ +his parents dead ... an’ Sirius Black turns up, on that +flyin’ motorbike he used ter ride. Never occurred ter +me what he was doin’ there. I didn’ know he’d bin Lily +an’ James’s Secret-Keeper. Thought he’d jus’ heard +the news o’ You- Know- Who’s attack an’ come ter see +what he could do. White an’ shakin’, he was. An’ yeh +know what I did? I COMFORTED THE MURDERIN’ +TRAITOR!” Hagrid roared. + +“Hagrid, please!” said Professor McGonagall. “Keep +your voice down!” + +“How was I ter know he wasn’ upset abou’ Lily an’ +James? It was You-Know-Who he cared abou’! An’ +then he says, ‘Give Harry ter me, Hagrid, I’m his +godfather, I’ll look after him — ’ Ha! But I’d had me +orders from Dumbledore, an’ I told Black no, +Dumbledore said Harry was ter go ter his aunt an’ +uncle’s. Black argued, but in the end he gave in. Told +me ter take his motorbike ter get Harry there. ‘I won’t +need it anymore,’ he says. + +“I shoulda known there was somethin’ fishy goin’ on +then. He loved that motorbike, what was he givin’ it +ter me for? Why wouldn’ he need it anymore? Fact +was, it was too easy ter trace. Dumbledore knew he’d +bin the Potters’ Secret-Keeper. Black knew he was +goin’ ter have ter run fer it that night, knew it was a +matter o’ hours before the Ministry was after him. + +“But what if I’d given Harry to him, eh? I bet he ’d’ve +pitched him off the bike halfway out ter sea. His bes’ +friends’ son! But when a wizard goes over ter the Dark +Side, there’s nothin’ and no one that matters to ’em +anymore. ...” + + + +Page | 230 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A long silence followed Hagrid ’s story. Then Madam +Rosmerta said with some satisfaction, “But he didn’t +manage to disappear, did he? The Ministry of Magic +caught up with him next day!” + +“Alas, if only we had,” said Fudge bitterly. “It was not +we who found him. It was little Peter Pettigrew — +another of the Potters’ friends. Maddened by grief, no +doubt, and knowing that Black had been the Potters’ +Secret-Keeper, he went after Black himself.” + +“Pettigrew . . . that fat little boy who was always +tagging around after them at Hogwarts?” said Madam +Rosmerta. + +“Hero-worshipped Black and Potter,” said Professor +McGonagall. “Never quite in their league, talent-wise. + +I was often rather sharp with him. You can imagine +how I — how I regret that now. ...” She sounded as +though she had a sudden head cold. + +“There, now, Minerva,” said Fudge kindly, “Pettigrew +died a hero’s death. Eyewitnesses — Muggles, of +course, we wiped their memories later — told us how +Pettigrew cornered Black. They say he was sobbing, +“Lily and James, Sirius! How could you?’ And then he +went for his wand. Well, of course, Black was quicker. +Blew Pettigrew to smithereens. ...” + +Professor McGonagall blew her nose and said thickly, +“Stupid boy . . . foolish boy ... he was always hopeless +at dueling ... should have left it to the Ministry. ...” + +“I tell yeh, if I’d got ter Black before little Pettigrew +did, I wouldn’t’ve messed around with wands — I’d’ve +ripped him limb — from — limb,” Hagrid growled. + +“You don’t know what you’re talking about, Hagrid,” +said Fudge sharply. “Nobody but trained Hit Wizards + +Page | 231 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +from the Magical Law Enforcement Squad would have +stood a chance against Black once he was cornered. I +was Junior Minister in the Department of Magical +Catastrophes at the time, and I was one of the first on +the scene after Black murdered all those people. I — I +will never forget it. I still dream about it sometimes. A +crater in the middle of the street, so deep it had +cracked the sewer below. Bodies everywhere. Muggles +screaming. And Black standing there laughing, with +what was left of Pettigrew in front of him ... a heap of +bloodstained robes and a few — a few fragments — ” + +Fudge’s voice stopped abruptly. There was the sound +of five noses being blown. + +“Well, there you have it, Rosmerta,” said Fudge +thickly. “Black was taken away by twenty members of +the Magical Law Enforcement Squad and Pettigrew +received the Order of Merlin, First Class, which I +think was some comfort to his poor mother. Black’s +been in Azkaban ever since.” + +Madam Rosmerta let out a long sigh. + +“Is it true he’s mad, Minister?” + +“I wish I could say that he was,” said Fudge slowly. “I +certainly believe his master’s defeat unhinged him for +a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those +Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate +man — cruel ... pointless. Yet I met Black on my last +inspection of Azkaban. You know, most of the +prisoners in there sit muttering to themselves in the +dark; there’s no sense in them ... but I was shocked +at how normal Black seemed. He spoke quite +rationally to me. It was unnerving. You’d have +thought he was merely bored — asked if I’d finished +with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he +missed doing the crossword. Yes, I was astounded at +Page | 232 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +how little effect the dementors seemed to be having on +him — and he was one of the most heavily guarded in +the place, you know. Dementors outside his door day +and night.” + +“But what do you think he’s broken out to do?” said +Madam Rosmerta. “Good gracious, Minister, he isn’t +trying to rejoin You-Know-Who, is he?” + +“I daresay that is his — er — eventual plan,” said +Fudge evasively. “But we hope to catch Black long +before that. I must say, You-Know-Who alone and +friendless is one thing . . . but give him back his most +devoted servant, and I shudder to think how quickly +he’ll rise again. ...” + +There was a small chink of glass on wood. Someone +had set down their glass. + +“You know, Cornelius, if you’re dining with the +headmaster, we’d better head back up to the castle,” +said Professor McGonagall. + +One by one, the pairs of feet in front of Harry took the +weight of their owners once more; hems of cloaks +swung into sight, and Madam Rosemerta’s glittering +heels disappeared behind the bar. The door of the +Three Broomsticks opened again, there was another +flurry of snow, and the teachers had disappeared. + +“Harry?” + +Ron’s and Hermione’s faces appeared under the table. +They were both staring at him, lost for words. + + + +Page | 233 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE FIREBOLT + +Harry didn’t have a very clear idea of how he had +managed to get back into the Honeydukes cellar, +through the tunnel, and into the castle once more. All +he knew was that the return trip seemed to take no +time at all, and that he hardly noticed what he was +doing, because his head was still pounding with the +conversation he had just heard. + +Why had nobody ever told him? Dumbledore, Hagrid, +Mr. Weasley, Cornelius Fudge ... why hadn’t anyone +ever mentioned the fact that Harry’s parents had died +because their best friend had betrayed them? + +Ron and Hermione watched Harry nervously all +through dinner, not daring to talk about what they’d +overheard, because Percy was sitting close by them. +When they went upstairs to the crowded common +room, it was to find Fred and George had set off half a +dozen Dungbombs in a fit of end-of-term high spirits. +Harry, who didn’t want Fred and George asking him +whether he’d reached Hogsmeade or not, sneaked +quietly up to the empty dormitory and headed +Page | 234 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +straight for his bedside cabinet. He pushed his books +aside and quickly found what he was looking for — +the leather-bound photo album Hagrid had given him +two years ago, which was full of wizard pictures of his +mother and father. He sat down on his bed, drew the +hangings around him, and started turning the pages, +searching, until ... + +He stopped on a picture of his parents’ wedding day. +There was his father waving up at him, beaming, the +untidy black hair Harry had inherited standing up in +all directions. There was his mother, alight with +happiness, arm in arm with his dad. And there ... +that must be him. Their best man ... Harry had never +given him a thought before. + +If he hadn’t known it was the same person, he would +never have guessed it was Black in this old +photograph. His face wasn’t sunken and waxy, but +handsome, full of laughter. Had he already been +working for Voldemort when this picture had been +taken? Was he already planning the deaths of the two +people next to him? Did he realize he was facing +twelve years in Azkaban, twelve years that would +make him unrecognizable? + +But the dementors don’t affect him, Harry thought, +staring into the handsome, laughing face. He doesn’t +have to hear my mum screaming if they get too close — + +Harry slammed the album shut, reached over and +stuffed it back into his cabinet, took off his robe and +glasses and got into bed, making sure the hangings +were hiding him from view. + +The dormitory door opened. + +“Harry?” said Ron’s voice uncertainly. + + + +Page | 235 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Harry lay still, pretending to be asleep. He heard +Ron leave again, and rolled over on his back, his eyes +wide open. + +A hatred such as he had never known before was +coursing through Harry like poison. He could see +Black laughing at him through the darkness, as +though somebody had pasted the picture from the +album over his eyes. He watched, as though +somebody was playing him a piece of film, Sirius +Black blasting Peter Pettigrew (who resembled Neville +Longbottom) into a thousand pieces. He could hear +(though having no idea what Black’s voice might +sound like) a low, excited mutter. “It has happened, +My Lord . . . the Potters have made me their Secret- +Keeper. ...” And then came another voice, laughing +shrilly, the same laugh that Harry heard inside his +head whenever the dementors drew near. . . . + +“Harry, you — you look terrible.” + +Harry hadn’t gotten to sleep until daybreak. He had +awoken to find the dormitory deserted, dressed, and +gone down the spiral staircase to a common room +that was completely empty except for Ron, who was +eating a Peppermint Toad and massaging his +stomach, and Hermione, who had spread her +homework over three tables. + +“Where is everyone?” said Harry. + +“Gone! It’s the first day of the holidays, remember?” +said Ron, watching Harry closely. “It’s nearly +lunchtime; I was going to come and wake you up in a +minute.” + +Harry slumped into a chair next to the fire. Snow was +still falling outside the windows. Crookshanks was +spread out in front of the fire like a large, ginger rug. + +Page | 236 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You really don’t look well, you know,” Hermione said, +peering anxiously into his face. + +“I’m fine,” said Harry. + +“Harry, listen,” said Hermione, exchanging a look with +Ron, “you must be really upset about what we heard +yesterday. But the thing is, you mustn’t go doing +anything stupid.” + +“Like what?” said Harry. + +“Like trying to go after Black,” said Ron sharply. + +Harry could tell they had rehearsed this conversation +while he had been asleep. He didn’t say anything. + +“You won’t, will you, Harry?” said Hermione. + +“Because Black’s not worth dying for,” said Ron. + +Harry looked at them. They didn’t seem to +understand at all. + +“D’you know what I see and hear every time a +dementor gets too near me?” Ron and Hermione +shook their heads, looking apprehensive. “I can hear +my mum screaming and pleading with Voldemort. + +And if you’d heard your mum screaming like that, +just about to be killed, you wouldn’t forget it in a +hurry. And if you found out someone who was +supposed to be a friend of hers betrayed her and sent +Voldemort after her — ” + +“There’s nothing you can do!” said Hermione, looking +stricken. “The dementors will catch Black and he’ll go +back to Azkaban and — and serve him right!” + + + +Page | 237 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You heard what Fudge said. Black isn’t affected by +Azkaban like normal people are. It’s not a +punishment for him like it is for the others.” + +“So what are you saying?” said Ron, looking very +tense. “You want to — to kill Black or something?” + +“Don’t be silly,” said Hermione in a panicky voice. +“Harry doesn’t want to kill anyone, do you, Harry?” + +Again, Harry didn’t answer. He didn’t know what he +wanted to do. All he knew was that the idea of doing +nothing, while Black was at liberty, was almost more +than he could stand. + +“Malfoy knows,” he said abruptly. “Remember what +he said to me in Potions? ‘If it was me, I’d hunt him +down myself. ... I’d want revenge.’ ” + +“You’re going to take Malfoy ’s advice instead of ours?” +said Ron furiously. “Listen ... you know what +Pettigrew’s mother got back after Black had finished +with him? Dad told me — the Order of Merlin, First +Class, and Pettigrew’s finger in a box. That was the +biggest bit of him they could find. Black’s a madman, +Harry, and he’s dangerous — ” + +“Malfoy’s dad must have told him,” said Harry, +ignoring Ron. “He was right in Voldemort’s inner +circle — ” + +“ Say You-Knotu-Who, will you?” interjected Ron +angrily. + +“ — so obviously, the Malfoys knew Black was working +for Voldemort — ” + +“ — and Malfoy’d love to see you blown into about a +million pieces, like Pettigrew! Get a grip. Malfoy’s just + +Page | 238 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hoping you 11 get yourself killed before he has to play +you at Quidditch.” + +“Harry, please,” said Hermione, her eyes now shining +with tears, “please be sensible. Black did a terrible, +terrible thing, but d-don’t put yourself in danger, it’s +what Black wants. ... Oh, Harry, you’d be playing +right into Black’s hands if you went looking for him. +Your mum and dad wouldn’t want you to get hurt, +would they? They’d never want you to go looking for +Black!” + +“I’ll never know what they’d have wanted, because +thanks to Black, I’ve never spoken to them,” said +Harry shortly. + +There was a silence in which Crookshanks stretched +luxuriously, flexing his claws. Ron’s pocket quivered. + +“Look,” said Ron, obviously casting around for a +change of subject, “it’s the holidays! It’s nearly +Christmas! Let’s — let’s go down and see Hagrid. We +haven’t visited him for ages!” + +“No!” said Hermione quickly. “Harry isn’t supposed to +leave the castle, Ron — ” + +“Yeah, let’s go,” said Harry, sitting up, “and I can ask +him how come he never mentioned Black when he +told me all about my parents!” + +Further discussion of Sirius Black plainly wasn’t +what Ron had had in mind. + +“Or we could have a game of chess,” he said hastily, +“or Gobstones. Percy left a set — ” + +“No, let’s visit Hagrid,” said Harry firmly. + + + +Page | 239 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +So they got their cloaks from their dormitories and set +off through the portrait hole (“Stand and fight, you +yellow-bellied mongrels!”), down through the empty +castle and out through the oak front doors. + +They made their way slowly down the lawn, making a +shallow trench in the glittering, powdery snow, their +socks and the hems of their cloaks soaked and +freezing. The Forbidden Forest looked as though it +had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, +and Hagrid’s cabin looked like an iced cake. + +Ron knocked, but there was no answer. + +“He’s not out, is he?” said Hermione, who was +shivering under her cloak. + +Ron had his ear to the door. + +“There’s a weird noise,” he said. “Listen — is that +Fang?” + +Harry and Hermione put their ears to the door too. +From inside the cabin came a series of low, throbbing +moans. + +“Think we’d better go and get someone?” said Ron +nervously. + +“Hagrid!” called Harry, thumping the door. “Hagrid, +are you in there?” + +There was a sound of heavy footsteps, then the door +creaked open. Hagrid stood there with his eyes red +and swollen, tears splashing down the front of his +leather vest. + +“Yeh’ve heard?” he bellowed, and he flung himself +onto Harry’s neck. + +Page | 240 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid being at least twice the size of a normal man, +this was no laughing matter. Harry, about to collapse +under Hagrid’s weight, was rescued by Ron and +Hermione, who each seized Hagrid under an arm and +heaved him back into the cabin. Hagrid allowed +himself to be steered into a chair and slumped over +the table, sobbing uncontrollably, his face glazed with +tears that dripped down into his tangled beard. + +“Hagrid, what is it?” said Hermione, aghast. + +Harry spotted an official-looking letter lying open on +the table. + +“What’s this, Hagrid?” + +Hagrid’s sobs redoubled, but he shoved the letter +toward Harry, who picked it up and read aloud: + +Dear Mr. Hagrid, + +Further to our inquiry into the attack by a hippogriff on +a student in your class, we have accepted the +assurances of Professor Dumbledore that you bear no +responsibility for the regrettable incident. + +“Well, that’s okay then, Hagrid!” said Ron, clapping +Hagrid on the shoulder. But Hagrid continued to sob, +and waved one of his gigantic hands, inviting Harry to +read on. + +However, we must register our concern about the +hippogriff in question. We have decided to uphold the +official complaint of Mr. Lucius Malfoy, and this matter +will therefore be taken to the Committee for the +Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. The hearing will take +place on April 20th, and we ask you to present +yourself and your hippogriff at the Committee’s offices + + + +Page | 241 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in London on that date. In the meantime, the hippogriff +should be kept tethered and isolated. + +Yours in fellowship ... + +There followed a list of the school governors. + +“Oh,” said Ron. “But you said Buckbeak isn’t a bad +hippogriff, Hagrid. I bet he’ll get off — ” + +“Yeh don’ know them gargoyles at the Committee fer +the Disposal o’ Dangerous Creatures!” choked Hagrid, +wiping his eyes on his sleeve. “They’ve got it in fer +interestin’ creatures!” + +A sudden sound from the corner of Hagrid ’s cabin +made Harry, Ron, and Hermione whip around. +Buckbeak the hippogriff was lying in the corner, +chomping on something that was oozing blood all over +the floor. + +“I couldn’ leave him tied up out there in the snow!” +choked Hagrid. “All on his own! At Christmas.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at one another. + +They had never seen eye to eye with Hagrid about +what he called “interesting creatures” and other +people called “terrifying monsters.” On the other +hand, there didn’t seem to be any particular harm in +Buckbeak. In fact, by Hagrid’s usual standards, he +was positively cute. + +“You’ll have to put up a good strong defense, Hagrid,” +said Hermione, sitting down and laying a hand on +Hagrid’s massive forearm. “I’m sure you can prove +Buckbeak is safe.” + + + +Page | 242 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Won’t make no difference!” sobbed Hagrid. “Them +Disposal devils, they’re all in Lucius Malfoy’s pocket! +Scared o’ him! An’ if I lose the case, Buckbeak — ” + +Hagrid drew his finger swiftly across his throat, then +gave a great wail and lurched forward, his face in his +arms. + +“What about Dumbledore, Hagrid?” said Harry. + +“He’s done more’n enough fer me already,” groaned +Hagrid. “Got enough on his plate what with keepin’ +them dementors outta the castle, an’ Sirius Black +lurkin’ around — ” + +Ron and Hermione looked quickly at Harry, as though +expecting him to start berating Hagrid for not telling +him the truth about Black. But Harry couldn’t bring +himself to do it, not now that he saw Hagrid so +miserable and scared. + +“Listen, Hagrid,” he said, “you can’t give up. +Hermione’s right, you just need a good defense. You +can call us as witnesses — ” + +“I’m sure I’ve read about a case of hippogriff-baiting,” +said Hermione thoughtfully, “where the hippogriff got +off. I’ll look it up for you, Hagrid, and see exactly what +happened.” + +Hagrid howled still more loudly. Harry and Hermione +looked at Ron to help them. + +“Er — shall I make a cup of tea?” said Ron. + +Harry stared at him. + +“It’s what my mum does whenever someone’s upset,” +Ron muttered, shrugging. + +Page | 243 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At last, after many more assurances of help, with a +steaming mug of tea in front of him, Hagrid blew his +nose on a handkerchief the size of a tablecloth and +said, “Yer right. I can’ afford to go ter pieces. Gotta +pull meself together. ...” + +Fang the boarhound came timidly out from under the +table and laid his head on Hagrid ’s knee. + +“I’ve not bin meself lately,” said Hagrid, stroking Fang +with one hand and mopping his face with the other. +“Worried abou’ Buckbeak, an’ no one likin’ me classes + + + +“We do like them!” lied Hermione at once. + +“Yeah, they’re great!” said Ron, crossing his fingers +under the table. “Er — how are the flobberworms?” + +“Dead,” said Hagrid gloomily. “Too much lettuce.” + +“Oh no!” said Ron, his lip twitching. + +“An’ them dementors make me feel ruddy terrible an’ +all,” said Hagrid, with a sudden shudder. “Gotta walk +past ’em ev’ry time I want a drink in the Three +Broomsticks. ’S like bein’ back in Azkaban — ” + +He fell silent, gulping his tea. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione watched him breathlessly. They had never +heard Hagrid talk about his brief spell in Azkaban +before. After a pause, Hermione said timidly, “Is it +awful in there, Hagrid?” + +“Yeh’ve no idea,” said Hagrid quietly. “Never bin +anywhere like it. Thought I was goin’ mad. Kep’ goin’ +over horrible stuff in me mind . . . the day I got +expelled from Hogwarts . . . day me dad died . . . day I +had ter let Norbert go. ...” + +Page | 244 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His eyes filled with tears. Norbert was the baby +dragon Hagrid had once won in a game of cards. + + + +“Yeh can’ really remember who yeh are after a while. +An’ yeh can’ see the point o’ livin’ at all. I used ter +hope I’d jus’ die in me sleep. ... When they let me out, +it was like bein’ born again, ev’rythin’ came floodin’ +back, it was the bes’ feelin’ in the world. Mind, the +dementors weren’t keen on lettin’ me go.” + +“But you were innocent!” said Hermione. + +Hagrid snorted. + +“Think that matters to them? They don’ care. Long as +they’ve got a couple o’ hundred humans stuck there +with ’em, so they can leech all the happiness out of +’em, they don’ give a damn who’s guilty an’ who’s +not.” + +Hagrid went quiet for a moment, staring into his tea. +Then he said quietly, “Thought o’ jus’ letting +Buckbeak go ... tryin’ ter make him fly away ... but +how d’yeh explain ter a hippogriff it’s gotta go inter +hidin’? An’ — an’ I’m scared o’ breakin’ the law. ...” He +looked up at them, tears leaking down his face again. +“I don’ ever want ter go back ter Azkaban.” + +The trip to Hagrid’s, though far from fun, had +nevertheless had the effect Ron and Hermione had +hoped. Though Harry had by no means forgotten +about Black, he couldn’t brood constantly on revenge +if he wanted to help Hagrid win his case against the +Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. +He, Ron, and Hermione went to the library the next +day and returned to the empty common room laden +with books that might help prepare a defense for +Buckbeak. The three of them sat in front of the +roaring fire, slowly turning the pages of dusty +Page | 245 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +volumes about famous cases of marauding beasts, +speaking occasionally when they ran across +something relevant. + +“Here’s something ... there was a case in 1722 ... but +the hippogriff was convicted — ugh, look what they +did to it, that’s disgusting — ” + +“This might help, look — a manticore savaged +someone in 1296, and they let the manticore off — oh +— no, that was only because everyone was too scared +to go near it. ...” + +Meanwhile, in the rest of the castle, the usual +magnificent Christmas decorations had been put up, +despite the fact that hardly any of the students +remained to enjoy them. Thick streamers of holly and +mistletoe were strung along the corridors, mysterious +lights shone from inside every suit of armor, and the +Great Hall was filled with its usual twelve Christmas +trees, glittering with golden stars. A powerful and +delicious smell of cooking pervaded the corridors, and +by Christmas Eve, it had grown so strong that even +Scabbers poked his nose out of the shelter of Ron’s +pocket to sniff hopefully at the air. + +On Christmas morning, Harry was woken by Ron +throwing his pillow at him. + +“Oy! Presents!” + +Harry reached for his glasses and put them on, +squinting through the semi-darkness to the foot of his +bed, where a small heap of parcels had appeared. Ron +was already ripping the paper off his own presents. + +“Another sweater from Mum . . . maroon again . . . see if +you’ve got one.” + + + +Page | 246 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had. Mrs. Weasley had sent him a scarlet +sweater with the Gryffindor lion knitted on the front, +also a dozen home-baked mince pies, some Christmas +cake, and a box of nut brittle. As he moved all these +things aside, he saw a long, thin package lying +underneath. + +“What’s that?” said Ron, looking over, a freshly +unwrapped pair of maroon socks in his hand. + +“Dunno ...” + +Harry ripped the parcel open and gasped as a +magnificent, gleaming broomstick rolled out onto his +bedspread. Ron dropped his socks and jumped off his +bed for a closer look. + +“I don’t believe it,” he said hoarsely. + +It was a Firebolt, identical to the dream broom Harry +had gone to see every day in Diagon Alley. Its handle +glittered as he picked it up. He could feel it vibrating +and let go; it hung in midair, unsupported, at exactly +the right height for him to mount it. His eyes moved +from the golden registration number at the top of the +handle, right down to the perfectly smooth, +streamlined birch twigs that made up the tail. + +“Who sent it to you?” said Ron in a hushed voice. + +“Look and see if there’s a card,” said Harry. + +Ron ripped apart the Firebolt’s wrappings. + +“Nothing! Blimey, who’d spend that much on you?” + +“Well,” said Harry, feeling stunned, “I’m betting it +wasn’t the Dursleys.” + + + +Page | 247 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I bet it was Dumbledore,” said Ron, now walking +around and around the Firebolt, taking in every +glorious inch. “He sent you the Invisibility Cloak +anonymously. ...” + +“That was my dad’s, though,” said Harry. +“Dumbledore was just passing it on to me. He +wouldn’t spend hundreds of Galleons on me. He can’t +go giving students stuff like this — ” + +“That’s why he wouldn’t say it was from him!” said +Ron. “In case some git like Malfoy said it was +favoritism. Hey, Harry” — Ron gave a great whoop of +laughter — “Malfoyl Wait till he sees you on this! He’ll +be sick as a pig! This is an international standard +broom, this is!” + +“I can’t believe this,” Harry muttered, running a hand +along the Firebolt, while Ron sank onto Harry’s bed, +laughing his head off at the thought of Malfoy. “ Who +— ?” + +“I know,” said Ron, controlling himself, “I know who it +could’ve been — Lupin!” + +“What?” said Harry, now starting to laugh himself. +“Lupin? Listen, if he had this much gold, he’d be able +to buy himself some new robes.” + +“Yeah, but he likes you,” said Ron. “And he was away +when your Nimbus got smashed, and he might’ve +heard about it and decided to visit Diagon Alley and +get this for you — ” + +“What d’you mean, he was away?” said Harry. “He +was ill when I was playing in that match.” + + + +Page | 248 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, he wasn’t in the hospital wing,” said Ron. “I +was there, cleaning out the bedpans on that detention +from Snape, remember?” + +Harry frowned at Ron. + +“I can’t see Lupin affording something like this.” + +“What ’re you two laughing about?” + +Hermione had just come in, wearing her dressing +gown and carrying Crookshanks, who was looking +very grumpy, with a string of tinsel tied around his +neck. + +“Don’t bring him in here!” said Ron, hurriedly +snatching Scabbers from the depths of his bed and +stowing him in his pajama pocket. But Hermione +wasn’t listening. She dropped Crookshanks onto +Seamus’s empty bed and stared, open-mouthed, at +the Firebolt. + +“Oh, Harry\ Who sent you that?” + +“No idea,” said Harry. “There wasn’t a card or +anything with it.” + +To his great surprise, Hermione did not appear either +excited or intrigued by the news. On the contrary, her +face fell, and she bit her lip. + +“What’s the matter with you?” said Ron. + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione slowly, “but it’s a bit +odd, isn’t it? I mean, this is supposed to be quite a +good broom, isn’t it?” + +Ron sighed exasperatedly. + + + +Page | 249 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s the best broom there is, Hermione,” he said. + +“So it must’ve been really expensive. ...” + +“Probably cost more than all the Slytherins’ brooms +put together,” said Ron happily. + +“Well ... who’d send Harry something as expensive as +that, and not even tell him they’d sent it?” said +Hermione. + +“Who cares?” said Ron impatiently. “Listen, Harry, +can I have a go on it? Can I?” + +“I don’t think anyone should ride that broom just yet!” +said Hermione shrilly. + +Harry and Ron looked at her. + +“What d’you think Harry’s going to do with it — sweep +the floor?” said Ron. + +But before Hermione could answer, Crookshanks +sprang from Seamus’s bed, right at Ron’s chest. + +“GET — HIM — OUT — OF — HERE!” Ron bellowed +as Crookshanks ’s claws ripped his pajamas and +Scabbers attempted a wild escape over his shoulder. +Ron seized Scabbers by the tail and aimed a +misjudged kick at Crookshanks that hit the trunk at +the end of Harry’s bed, knocking it over and causing +Ron to hop up and down, howling with pain. + +Crookshanks ’s fur suddenly stood on end. A shrill, +tinny whistling was filling the room. The Pocket +Sneakoscope had become dislodged from Uncle +Vernon’s old socks and was whirling and gleaming on +the floor. + + + +Page | 250 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I forgot about that!” Harry said, bending down and +picking up the Sneakoscope. “I never wear those +socks if I can help it. ...” + +The Sneakoscope whirled and whistled in his palm. +Crookshanks was hissing and spitting at it. + +“You’d better take that cat out of here, Hermione,” +said Ron furiously, sitting on Harry’s bed nursing his +toe. “Can’t you shut that thing up?” he added to +Harry as Hermione strode out of the room, +Crookshanks ’s yellow eyes still fixed maliciously on +Ron. + +Harry stuffed the Sneakoscope back inside the socks +and threw it back into his trunk. All that could be +heard now were Ron’s stifled moans of pain and rage. +Scabbers was huddled in Ron’s hands. It had been a +while since Harry had seen him out of Ron’s pocket, +and he was unpleasantly surprised to see that +Scabbers, once so fat, was now very skinny; patches +of fur seemed to have fallen out too. + +“He’s not looking too good, is he?” Harry said. + +“It’s stress!” said Ron. “He’d be fine if that big stupid +furball left him alone!” + +But Harry, remembering what the woman at the +Magical Menagerie had said about rats living only +three years, couldn’t help feeling that unless Scabbers +had powers he had never revealed, he was reaching +the end of his life. And despite Ron’s frequent +complaints that Scabbers was both boring and +useless, he was sure Ron would be very miserable if +Scabbers died. + +Christmas spirit was definitely thin on the ground in +the Gryffindor common room that morning. Hermione + +Page | 251 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had shut Crookshanks in her dormitory, but was +furious with Ron for trying to kick him; Ron was still +fuming about Crookshanks ’s fresh attempt to eat +Scabbers. Harry gave up trying to make them talk to +each other and devoted himself to examining the +Firebolt, which he had brought down to the common +room with him. For some reason this seemed to +annoy Hermione as well; she didn’t say anything, but +she kept looking darkly at the broom as though it too +had been criticizing her cat. + +At lunchtime they went down to the Great Hall, to +find that the House tables had been moved against +the walls again, and that a single table, set for twelve, +stood in the middle of the room. Professors +Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Sprout, and +Flitwick were there, along with Filch, the caretaker, +who had taken off his usual brown coat and was +wearing a very old and rather moldy-looking tailcoat. +There were only three other students, two extremely +nervous-looking first years and a sullen-faced +Slytherin fifth year. + +“Merry Christmas!” said Dumbledore as Harry, Ron, +and Hermione approached the table. “As there are so +few of us, it seemed foolish to use the House tables. + +... Sit down, sit down!” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat down side by side at +the end of the table. + +“Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering +the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who +took it reluctantly and tugged. With a bang like a +gunshot, the cracker flew apart to reveal a large, +pointed witch’s hat topped with a stuffed vulture. + +Harry, remembering the boggart, caught Ron’s eye +and they both grinned; Snape ’s mouth thinned and + +Page | 252 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he pushed the hat toward Dumbledore, who swapped +it for his wizard’s hat at once. + + + +“Dig in!” he advised the table, beaming around. + +As Harry was helping himself to roast potatoes, the +doors of the Great Hall opened again. It was Professor +Trelawney, gliding toward them as though on wheels. +She had put on a green sequined dress in honor of +the occasion, making her look more than ever like a +glittering, oversized dragonfly. + +“Sibyll, this is a pleasant surprise!” said Dumbledore, +standing up. + +“I have been crystal gazing, Headmaster,” said +Professor Trelawney in her mistiest, most faraway +voice, “and to my astonishment, I saw myself +abandoning my solitary luncheon and coming to join +you. Who am I to refuse the promptings of fate? I at +once hastened from my tower, and I do beg you to +forgive my lateness. ...” + +“Certainly, certainly,” said Dumbledore, his eyes +twinkling. “Let me draw you up a chair — ” + +And he did indeed draw a chair in midair with his +wand, which revolved for a few seconds before falling +with a thud between Professors Snape and +McGonagall. Professor Trelawney, however, did not sit +down; her enormous eyes had been roving around the +table, and she suddenly uttered a kind of soft scream. + +“I dare not, Headmaster! If I join the table, we shall be +thirteen! Nothing could be more unlucky! Never forget +that when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will +be the first to die!” + + + +Page | 253 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well risk it, Sibyll,” said Professor McGonagall +impatiently. “Do sit down, the turkey’s getting stone +cold.” + + + +Professor Trelawney hesitated, then lowered herself +into the empty chair, eyes shut and mouth clenched +tight, as though expecting a thunderbolt to hit the +table. Professor McGonagall poked a large spoon into +the nearest tureen. + +“Tripe, Sibyll?” + +Professor Trelawney ignored her. Eyes open again, +she looked around once more and said, “But where is +dear Professor Lupin?” + +“I’m afraid the poor fellow is ill again,” said +Dumbledore, indicating that everybody should start +serving themselves. “Most unfortunate that it should +happen on Christmas Day.” + +“But surely you already knew that, Sibyll?” said +Professor McGonagall, her eyebrows raised. + +Professor Trelawney gave Professor McGonagall a very +cold look. + +“Certainly I knew, Minerva,” she said quietly. “But +one does not parade the fact that one is All-Knowing. + +I frequently act as though I am not possessed of the +Inner Eye, so as not to make others nervous.” + +“That explains a great deal,” said Professor +McGonagall tartly. + +Professor Trelawney’s voice suddenly became a good +deal less misty. + + + +Page | 254 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If you must know, Minerva, I have seen that poor +Professor Lupin will not be with us for very long. He +seems aware, himself, that his time is short. He +positively fled when I offered to crystal gaze for him — + + + +“Imagine that,” said Professor McGonagall dryly. + +“I doubt,” said Dumbledore, in a cheerful but slightly +raised voice, which put an end to Professor +McGonagall and Professor Trelawney’s conversation, +“that Professor Lupin is in any immediate danger. +Severus, you’ve made the potion for him again?” + +“Yes, Headmaster,” said Snape. + +“Good,” said Dumbledore. “Then he should be up and +about in no time. ... Derek, have you had any of these +chipolatas? They’re excellent.” + +The first-year boy went furiously red on being +addressed directly by Dumbledore, and took the +platter of sausages with trembling hands. + +Professor Trelawney behaved almost normally until +the very end of Christmas dinner, two hours later. + +Full to bursting with Christmas dinner and still +wearing their party hats, Harry and Ron got up first +from the table and she shrieked loudly. + +“My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?” + +“Dunno,” said Ron, looking uneasily at Harry. + +“I doubt it will make much difference,” said Professor +McGonagall coldly, “unless a mad axe-man is waiting +outside the doors to slaughter the first into the +entrance hall.” + + + +Page | 255 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Even Ron laughed. Professor Trelawney looked highly +affronted. + +“Coming?” Harry said to Hermione. + +“No,” Hermione muttered, “I want a quick word with +Professor McGonagall.” + +“Probably trying to see if she can take any more +classes,” yawned Ron as they made their way into the +entrance hall, which was completely devoid of mad +axe-men. + +When they reached the portrait hole, they found Sir +Cadogan enjoying a Christmas party with a couple of +monks, several previous headmasters of Hogwarts, +and his fat pony. He pushed up his visor and toasted +them with a flagon of mead. + +“Merry — hie — Christmas! Password?” + +“Scurvy cur,” said Ron. + +“And the same to you, sir!” roared Sir Cadogan as the +painting swung forward to admit them. + +Harry went straight up to the dormitory, collected the +Firebolt and the Broomstick Servicing Kit Hermione +had given him for his birthday, brought them +downstairs, and tried to find something to do to the +Firebolt; however, there were no bent twigs to clip, +and the handle was so shiny already it seemed +pointless to polish it. He and Ron simply sat admiring +it from every angle until the portrait hole opened, and +Hermione came in, accompanied by Professor +McGonagall. + +Though Professor McGonagall was head of Gryffindor +House, Harry had seen her in the common room only + +Page | 256 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +once before, and that had been to make a very grave +announcement. He and Ron stared at her, both +holding the Firebolt. Hermione walked around them, +sat down, picked up the nearest book, and hid her +face behind it. + +“So that’s it, is it?” said Professor McGonagall beadily, +walking over to the fireside and staring at the +Firebolt. “Miss Granger has just informed me that you +have been sent a broomstick, Potter.” + +Harry and Ron looked around at Hermione. They +could see her forehead reddening over the top of her +book, which was upside down. + +“May I?” said Professor McGonagall, but she didn’t +wait for an answer before pulling the Firebolt out of +their hands. She examined it carefully from handle to +twig-ends. “Hmm. And there was no note at all, + +Potter? No card? No message of any kind?” + +“No,” said Harry blankly. + +“I see ... ,” said Professor McGonagall. “Well, I’m +afraid I will have to take this, Potter.” + +“W — what?” said Harry, scrambling to his feet. +“Why?” + +“It will need to be checked for jinxes,” said Professor +McGonagall. “Of course, I’m no expert, but I daresay +Madam Hooch and Professor Flitwick will strip it +down — ” + +“Strip it down?” repeated Ron, as though Professor +McGonagall was mad. + + + +Page | 257 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It shouldn’t take more than a few weeks,” said +Professor McGonagall. “You will have it back if we are +sure it is jinx-free.” + +“There’s nothing wrong with it!” said Harry, his voice +shaking slightly. “Honestly, Professor — ” + +“You can’t know that, Potter,” said Professor +McGonagall, quite kindly, “not until you’ve flown it, at +any rate, and I’m afraid that is out of the question +until we are certain that it has not been tampered +with. I shall keep you informed.” + +Professor McGonagall turned on her heel and carried +the Firebolt out of the portrait hole, which closed +behind her. Harry stood staring after her, the tin of +High-Finish Polish still clutched in his hands. Ron, +however, rounded on Hermione. + +“What did you go running to McGonagall for?” + +Hermione threw her book aside. She was still pink in +the face, but stood up and faced Ron defiantly. + +“Because I thought — and Professor McGonagall +agrees with me — that that broom was probably sent +to Harry by Sirius Black!” + + + +Page | 258 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE PATRONUS + +Harry knew that Hermione had meant well, but that +didn’t stop him from being angry with her. He had +been the owner of the best broom in the world for a +few short hours, and now, because of her +interference, he didn’t know whether he would ever +see it again. He was positive that there was nothing +wrong with the Firebolt now, but what sort of state +would it be in once it had been subjected to all sorts +of anti-jinx tests? + +Ron was furious with Hermione too. As far as he was +concerned, the stripping-down of a brand-new +Firebolt was nothing less than criminal damage. +Hermione, who remained convinced that she had +acted for the best, started avoiding the common room. +Harry and Ron supposed she had taken refuge in the +library and didn’t try to persuade her to come back. +All in all, they were glad when the rest of the school +returned shortly after New Year, and Gryffindor Tower +became crowded and noisy again. + + + +Page | 259 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +Wood sought Harry out on the night before term +started. + + + +“Had a good Christmas?” he said, and then, without +waiting for an answer, he sat down, lowered his voice, +and said, “I’ve been doing some thinking over +Christmas, Harry. After the last match, you know. If +the dementors come to the next one ... I mean . . . we +can’t afford you to — well — ” + +Wood broke off, looking awkward. + +“I’m working on it,” said Harry quickly. “Professor +Lupin said he’d train me to ward off the dementors. +We should be starting this week. He said he’d have +time after Christmas.” + +“Ah,” said Wood, his expression clearing. “Well, in +that case — I really didn’t want to lose you as Seeker, +Harry. And have you ordered a new broom yet?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +“What! You’d better get a move on, you know — you +can’t ride that Shooting Star against Ravenclaw!” + +“He got a Firebolt for Christmas,” said Ron. + +“A Firebolt? No! Seriously? A — a real Firebolt?” + +“Don’t get excited, Oliver,” said Harry gloomily. “I +haven’t got it anymore. It was confiscated.” And he +explained all about how the Firebolt was now being +checked for jinxes. + +“Jinxed? How could it be jinxed?” + + + +Page | 260 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sirius Black,” Harry said wearily. “He’s supposed to +be after me. So McGonagall reckons he might have +sent it.” + +Waving aside the information that a famous murderer +was after his Seeker, Wood said, “But Black couldn’t +have bought a Firebolt! He’s on the run! The whole +country’s on the lookout for him! How could he just +walk into Quality Quidditch Supplies and buy a +broomstick?” + +“I know,” said Harry, “but McGonagall still wants to +strip it down — ” + +Wood went pale. + +“I’ll go and talk to her, Harry,” he promised. “I’ll make +her see reason. ... A Firebolt ... a real Firebolt, on our +team . . . She wants Gryffindor to win as much as we +do. ... I’ll make her see sense. A Firebolt ...” + +Classes started again the next day. The last thing +anyone felt like doing was spending two hours on the +grounds on a raw January morning, but Hagrid had +provided a bonfire full of salamanders for their +enjoyment, and they spent an unusually good lesson +collecting dry wood and leaves to keep the fire blazing +while the flame-loving lizards scampered up and +down the crumbling, white-hot logs. The first +Divination lesson of the new term was much less fun; +Professor Trelawney was now teaching them +palmistry, and she lost no time in informing Harry +that he had the shortest life line she had ever seen. + +It was Defense Against the Dark Arts that Harry was +keen to get to; after his conversation with Wood, he +wanted to get started on his anti-dementor lessons as +soon as possible. + + + +Page | 261 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah yes,” said Lupin, when Harry reminded him of his +promise at the end of class. “Let me see ... how about +eight o’clock on Thursday evening? The History of +Magic classroom should be large enough. ... I’ll have +to think carefully about how we’re going to do this. ... +We can’t bring a real dementor into the castle to +practice on. ...” + +“Still looks ill, doesn’t he?” said Ron as they walked +down the corridor, heading to dinner. “What d’you +reckon ’s the matter with him?” + +There was a loud and impatient “tuh” from behind +them. It was Hermione, who had been sitting at the +feet of a suit of armor, repacking her bag, which was +so full of books it wouldn’t close. + +“And what are you tutting at us for?” said Ron +irritably. + +“Nothing,” said Hermione in a lofty voice, heaving her +bag back over her shoulder. + +“Yes, you were,” said Ron. “I said I wonder what’s +wrong with Lupin, and you — ” + +“Well, isn’t it obvious?” said Hermione, with a look of +maddening superiority. + +“If you don’t want to tell us, don’t,” snapped Ron. + +“Fine,” said Hermione haughtily, and she marched off. + +“She doesn’t know,” said Ron, staring resentfully after +Hermione. “She’s just trying to get us to talk to her +again.” + +At eight o’clock on Thursday evening, Harry left +Gryffindor Tower for the History of Magic classroom. + +Page | 262 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was dark and empty when he arrived, but he lit the +lamps with his wand and had waited only five +minutes when Professor Lupin turned up, carrying a +large packing case, which he heaved onto Professor +Binns’ desk. + +“What’s that?” said Harry. + +“Another boggart,” said Lupin, stripping off his cloak. +“I’ve been combing the castle ever since Tuesday, and +very luckily, I found this one lurking inside Mr. Filch’s +filing cabinet. It’s the nearest we’ll get to a real +dementor. The boggart will turn into a dementor when +he sees you, so we’ll be able to practice on him. I can +store him in my office when we’re not using him; +there’s a cupboard under my desk he’ll like.” + +“Okay,” said Harry, trying to sound as though he +wasn’t apprehensive at all and merely glad that Lupin +had found such a good substitute for a real dementor. + +“So ...” Professor Lupin had taken out his own wand, +and indicated that Harry should do the same. “The +spell I am going to try and teach you is highly +advanced magic, Harry — well beyond Ordinary +Wizarding Level. It is called the Patronus Charm.” + +“How does it work?” said Harry nervously. + +“Well, when it works correctly, it conjures up a +Patronus,” said Lupin, “which is a kind of anti- +dementor — a guardian that acts as a shield between +you and the dementor.” + +Harry had a sudden vision of himself crouching +behind a Hagrid-sized figure holding a large club. +Professor Lupin continued, “The Patronus is a kind of +positive force, a projection of the very things that the +dementor feeds upon — hope, happiness, the desire +Page | 263 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to survive — but it cannot feel despair, as real +humans can, so the dementors can’t hurt it. But I +must warn you, Harry, that the charm might be too +advanced for you. Many qualified wizards have +difficulty with it.” + +“What does a Patronus look like?” said Harry +curiously. + +“Each one is unique to the wizard who conjures it.” +“And how do you conjure it?” + +“With an incantation, which will work only if you are +concentrating, with all your might, on a single, very +happy memory.” + +Harry cast his mind about for a happy memory. +Certainly, nothing that had happened to him at the +Dursleys’ was going to do. Finally, he settled on the +moment when he had first ridden a broomstick. + +“Right,” he said, trying to recall as exactly as possible +the wonderful, soaring sensation of his stomach. + +“The incantation is this — ” Lupin cleared his throat. +“Expecto patronum).” + +“Expecto patronum,” Harry repeated under his breath, +“expecto patronum.” + +“Concentrating hard on your happy memory?” + +“Oh — yeah — ” said Harry, quickly forcing his +thoughts back to that first broom ride. “Expecto +patrono — no, patronum — sorry — expecto patronum, +expecto patronum — ” + + + +Page | 264 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Something whooshed suddenly out of the end of his +wand; it looked like a wisp of silvery gas. + + + +“Did you see that?” said Harry excitedly. “Something +happened!” + +“Very good,” said Lupin, smiling. “Right, then — ready +to try it on a dementor?” + +“Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wand very tightly, and +moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He +tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else +kept intruding. . . . Any second now, he might hear his +mother again . . . but he shouldn’t think that, or he +would hear her again, and he didn’t want to ... or did +he? + +Lupin grasped the lid of the packing case and pulled. + +A dementor rose slowly from the box, its hooded face +turned toward Harry, one glistening, scabbed hand +gripping its cloak. The lamps around the classroom +flickered and went out. The dementor stepped from +the box and started to sweep silently toward Harry, +drawing a deep, rattling breath. A wave of piercing +cold broke over him — + +“Expecto patronurrd” Harry yelled. “Expecto patronum). +Expecto — ” + +But the classroom and the dementor were dissolving. + +. . . Harry was falling again through thick white fog, +and his mother’s voice was louder than ever, echoing +inside his head — “ Not Harry\ Not Harry\ Please — I’ll +do anything — ” + +“Stand aside. Stand aside, girl\” + +“Harry!” + +Page | 265 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry jerked back to life. He was lying flat on his back +on the floor. The classroom lamps were alight again. +He didn’t have to ask what had happened. + +“Sorry,” he muttered, sitting up and feeling cold sweat +trickling down behind his glasses. + +“Are you all right?” said Lupin. + +“Yes ...” Harry pulled himself up on one of the desks +and leaned against it. + +“Here — ” Lupin handed him a Chocolate Frog. “Eat +this before we try again. I didn’t expect you to do it +your first time; in fact, I would have been astounded if +you had.” + +“It’s getting worse,” Harry muttered, biting off the +Frog’s head. “I could hear her louder that time — and +him — Voldemort — ” + +Lupin looked paler than usual. + +“Harry, if you don’t want to continue, I will more than +understand — ” + +“I do!” said Harry fiercely, stuffing the rest of the +Chocolate Frog into his mouth. “I’ve got to! What if +the dementors turn up at our match against +Ravenclaw? I can’t afford to fall off again. If we lose +this game we’ve lost the Quidditch Cup!” + +“All right then ... ,” said Lupin. “You might want to +select another memory, a happy memory, I mean, to +concentrate on. ... That one doesn’t seem to have +been strong enough. ...” + +Harry thought hard and decided his feelings when +Gryffindor had won the House Championship last + +Page | 266 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +year had definitely qualified as very happy. He +gripped his wand tightly again and took up his +position in the middle of the classroom. + +“Ready?” said Lupin, gripping the box lid. + +“Ready,” said Harry, trying hard to fill his head with +happy thoughts about Gryffindor winning, and not +dark thoughts about what was going to happen when +the box opened. + +“Go!” said Lupin, pulling off the lid. The room went +icily cold and dark once more. The dementor glided +forward, drawing its breath; one rotting hand was +extending toward Harry — + +“Expecto patronum).” Harry yelled. “Expecto patronuml +Expecto pat — ” + +White fog obscured his senses . . . big, blurred shapes +were moving around him ... then came a new voice, a +man’s voice, shouting, panicking — + +“Lily, take Harry and go\ It’s him\ Go! Run\ I’ll hold him + +off~ + +The sounds of someone stumbling from a room — a +door bursting open — a cackle of high-pitched +laughter — + +“Harry! Harry ... wake up. ...” + +Lupin was tapping Harry hard on the face. This time +it was a minute before Harry understood why he was +lying on a dusty classroom floor. + +“I heard my dad,” Harry mumbled. “That’s the first +time I’ve ever heard him — he tried to take on + + + +Page | 267 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort himself, to give my mum time to run for it. + + + +Harry suddenly realized that there were tears on his +face mingling with the sweat. He bent his face as low +as possible, wiping them off on his robes, pretending +to do up his shoelace, so that Lupin wouldn’t see. + +“You heard James?” said Lupin in a strange voice. + +“Yeah ...” Face dry, Harry looked up. “Why — you +didn’t know my dad, did you?” + +“I — I did, as a matter of fact,” said Lupin. “We were +friends at Hogwarts. Listen, Harry — perhaps we +should leave it here for tonight. This charm is +ridiculously advanced. ... I shouldn’t have suggested +putting you through this. ...” + +“No!” said Harry. He got up again. “I’ll have one more +go! I’m not thinking of happy enough things, that’s +what it is. ... Hang on. ...” + +He racked his brains. A really, really happy memory +. . . one that he could turn into a good, strong +Patronus ... + +The moment when he’d first found out he was a +wizard, and would be leaving the Dursleys for +Hogwarts! If that wasn’t a happy memory, he didn’t +know what was. ... Concentrating very hard on how +he had felt when he’d realized he’d be leaving Privet +Drive, Harry got to his feet and faced the packing case +once more. + +“Ready?” said Lupin, who looked as though he were +doing this against his better judgment. + +“Concentrating hard? All right — go!” + + + +Page | 268 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He pulled off the lid of the case for the third time, and +the dementor rose out of it; the room fell cold and +dark — + +“EXPECTO PATRONUM ” Harry bellowed. “ EXPECTO +PATRONUM EXPECTO PATRONUM ” + +The screaming inside Harry’s head had started again +— except this time, it sounded as though it were +coming from a badly tuned radio — softer and louder +and softer again — and he could still see the +dementor — it had halted — and then a huge, silver +shadow came bursting out of the end of Harry’s wand, +to hover between him and the dementor, and though +Harry’s legs felt like water, he was still on his feet — +though for how much longer, he wasn’t sure — + +“ RiddikulusV’ roared Lupin, springing forward. + +There was a loud crack, and Harry’s cloudy Patronus +vanished along with the dementor; he sank into a +chair, feeling as exhausted as if he’d just run a mile, +and felt his legs shaking. Out of the corner of his eye, +he saw Professor Lupin forcing the boggart back into +the packing case with his wand; it had turned into a +silvery orb again. + +“Excellent!” Lupin said, striding over to where Harry +sat. “Excellent, Harry! That was definitely a start!” + +“Can we have another go? Just one more go?” + +“Not now,” said Lupin firmly. “You’ve had enough for +one night. Here — ” + +He handed Harry a large bar of Honeydukes’ best +chocolate. + + + +Page | 269 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Eat the lot, or Madam Pomfrey will be after my blood. +Same time next week?” + +“Okay,” said Harry. He took a bite of the chocolate +and watched Lupin extinguishing the lamps that had +rekindled with the disappearance of the dementor. A +thought had just occurred to him. + +“Professor Lupin?” he said. “If you knew my dad, you +must’ve known Sirius Black as well.” + +Lupin turned very quickly. + +“What gives you that idea?” he said sharply. + +“Nothing — I mean, I just knew they were friends at +Hogwarts too. ...” + +Lupin’s face relaxed. + +“Yes, I knew him,” he said shortly. “Or I thought I did. +You’d better be off, Harry, it’s getting late.” + +Harry left the classroom, walking along the corridor +and around a corner, then took a detour behind a +suit of armor and sank down on its plinth to finish +his chocolate, wishing he hadn’t mentioned Black, as +Lupin was obviously not keen on the subject. Then +Harry’s thoughts wandered back to his mother and +father. ... + +He felt drained and strangely empty, even though he +was so full of chocolate. Terrible though it was to hear +his parents’ last moments replayed inside his head, +these were the only times Harry had heard their +voices since he was a very small child. But he’d never +be able to produce a proper Patronus if he half +wanted to hear his parents again. ... + + + +Page | 270 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re dead,” he told himself sternly. “They’re dead +and listening to echoes of them won’t bring them +back. You’d better get a grip on yourself if you want +that Quidditch Cup.” + +He stood up, crammed the last bit of chocolate into +his mouth, and headed back to Gryffindor Tower. + +Ravenclaw played Slytherin a week after the start of +term. Slytherin won, though narrowly. According to +Wood, this was good news for Gryffindor, who would +take second place if they beat Ravenclaw too. He +therefore increased the number of team practices to +five a week. This meant that with Lupin’s anti- +dementor classes, which in themselves were more +draining than six Quidditch practices, Harry had just +one night a week to do all his homework. Even so, he +wasn’t showing the strain nearly as much as +Hermione, whose immense workload finally seemed to +be getting to her. Every night, without fail, Hermione +was to be seen in a corner of the common room, +several tables spread with books, Arithmancy charts, +rune dictionaries, diagrams of Muggles lifting heavy +objects, and file upon file of extensive notes; she +barely spoke to anybody and snapped when she was +interrupted. + +“How’s she doing it?” Ron muttered to Harry one +evening as Harry sat finishing a nasty essay on +Undetectable Poisons for Snape. Harry looked up. +Hermione was barely visible behind a tottering pile of +books. + +“Doing what?” + +“Getting to all her classes!” Ron said. “I heard her +talking to Professor Vector, that Arithmancy witch, +this morning. They were going on about yesterday’s +lesson, but Hermione can’t’ve been there, because she + +Page | 271 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was with us in Care of Magical Creatures! And Ernie +McMillan told me she’s never missed a Muggle +Studies class, but half of them are at the same time +as Divination, and she’s never missed one of them +either!” + +Harry didn’t have time to fathom the mystery of +Hermione’s impossible schedule at the moment; he +really needed to get on with Snape’s essay. Two +seconds later, however, he was interrupted again, this +time by Wood. + +“Bad news, Harry. I’ve just been to see Professor +McGonagall about the Firebolt. She — er — got a bit +shirty with me. Told me I’d got my priorities wrong. +Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup +than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told +her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you +caught the Snitch first.” Wood shook his head in +disbelief. “Honestly, the way she was yelling at me . . . +you’d think I’d said something terrible. ... Then I +asked her how much longer she was going to keep it. +...” He screwed up his face and imitated Professor +McGonagall’s severe voice. “ ‘As long as necessary, +Wood’ ... I reckon it’s time you ordered a new broom, +Harry. There’s an order form at the back of Which +Broomstick ... you could get a Nimbus Two Thousand +and One, like Malfoy’s got.” + +“I’m not buying anything Malfoy thinks is good,” said +Harry flatly. + +January faded imperceptibly into February, with no +change in the bitterly cold weather. The match +against Ravenclaw was drawing nearer and nearer, +but Harry still hadn’t ordered a new broom. He was +now asking Professor McGonagall for news of the +Firebolt after every Transfiguration lesson, Ron + + + +Page | 272 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +standing hopefully at his shoulder, Hermione rushing +past with her face averted. + +“No, Potter, you can’t have it back yet,” Professor +McGonagall told him the twelfth time this happened, +before he’d even opened his mouth. “We’ve checked +for most of the usual curses, but Professor Flitwick +believes the broom might be carrying a Hurling Hex. I +shall tell you once we’ve finished checking it. Now, +please stop badgering me.” + +To make matters even worse, Harry’s anti-dementor +lessons were not going nearly as well as he had +hoped. Several sessions on, he was able to produce +an indistinct, silvery shadow every time the boggart- +dementor approached him, but his Patronus was too +feeble to drive the dementor away. All it did was +hover, like a semi-transparent cloud, draining Harry +of energy as he fought to keep it there. Harry felt +angry with himself, guilty about his secret desire to +hear his parents’ voices again. + +“You’re expecting too much of yourself,” said +Professor Lupin sternly in their fourth week of +practice. “For a thirteen-year-old wizard, even an +indistinct Patronus is a huge achievement. You aren’t +passing out anymore, are you?” + +“I thought a Patronus would — charge the dementors +down or something,” said Harry dispiritedly. “Make +them disappear — ” + +“The true Patronus does do that,” said Lupin. “But +you’ve achieved a great deal in a very short space of +time. If the dementors put in an appearance at your +next Quidditch match, you will be able to keep them +at bay long enough to get back to the ground.” + + + +Page | 273 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You said it’s harder if there are loads of them,” said +Harry. + +“I have complete confidence in you,” said Lupin, +smiling. “Here — you’ve earned a drink — something +from the Three Broomsticks. You won’t have tried it +before — ” + +He pulled two bottles out of his briefcase. + +“Butterbeer!” said Harry, without thinking. “Yeah, I +like that stuff!” + +Lupin raised an eyebrow. + +“Oh — Ron and Hermione brought me some back +from Hogsmeade,” Harry lied quickly. + +“I see,” said Lupin, though he still looked slightly +suspicious. “Well — let’s drink to a Gryffindor victory +against Ravenclaw! Not that I’m supposed to take +sides, as a teacher ... ,” he added hastily. + +They drank the butterbeer in silence, until Harry +voiced something he’d been wondering for a while. + +“What’s under a dementor’s hood?” + +Professor Lupin lowered his bottle thoughtfully. + +“Hmmm ... well, the only people who really know are +in no condition to tell us. You see, the dementor +lowers its hood only to use its last and worst +weapon.” + +“What’s that?” + +“They call it the Dementor’s Kiss,” said Lupin, with a +slightly twisted smile. “It’s what dementors do to + +Page | 274 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +those they wish to destroy utterly. I suppose there +must be some kind of mouth under there, because +they clamp their jaws upon the mouth of the victim +and — and suck out his soul.” + +Harry accidentally spat out a bit of butterbeer. + +“What — they kill — ?” + +“Oh no,” said Lupin. “Much worse than that. You can +exist without your soul, you know, as long as your +brain and heart are still working. But you 11 have no +sense of self anymore, no memory, no ... anything. +There’s no chance at all of recovery. You’ll just — +exist. As an empty shell. And your soul is gone forever +... lost.” + +Lupin drank a little more butterbeer, then said, “It’s +the fate that awaits Sirius Black. It was in the Daily +Prophet this morning. The Ministry have given the +dementors permission to perform it if they find him.” + +Harry sat stunned for a moment at the idea of +someone having their soul sucked out through their +mouth. But then he thought of Black. + +“He deserves it,” he said suddenly. + +“You think so?” said Lupin lightly. “Do you really +think anyone deserves that?” + +“Yes,” said Harry defiantly. “For ... for some things ...” + +He would have liked to have told Lupin about the +conversation he’d overheard about Black in the Three +Broomsticks, about Black betraying his mother and +father, but it would have involved revealing that he’d +gone to Hogsmeade without permission, and he knew +Lupin wouldn’t be very impressed by that. So he +Page | 275 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +finished his butterbeer, thanked Lupin, and left the +History of Magic classroom. + +Harry half wished that he hadn’t asked what was +under a dementor’s hood, the answer had been so +horrible, and he was so lost in unpleasant thoughts of +what it would feel like to have your soul sucked out of +you that he walked headlong into Professor +McGonagall halfway up the stairs. + +“Do watch where you’re going, Potter!” + +“Sorry, Professor — ” + +“I’ve just been looking for you in the Gryffindor +common room. Well, here it is, we’ve done everything +we could think of, and there doesn’t seem to be +anything wrong with it at all. You’ve got a very good +friend somewhere, Potter. ...” + +Harry’s jaw dropped. She was holding out his +Firebolt, and it looked as magnificent as ever. + +“I can have it back?” Harry said weakly. “Seriously?” + +“Seriously,” said Professor McGonagall, and she was +actually smiling. “I daresay you’ll need to get the feel +of it before Saturday’s match, won’t you? And Potter +— do try and win, won’t you? Or we’ll be out of the +running for the eighth year in a row, as Professor +Snape was kind enough to remind me only last night. + + + +Speechless, Harry carried the Firebolt back upstairs +toward Gryffindor Tower. As he turned a corner, he +saw Ron dashing toward him, grinning from ear to +ear. + + + +Page | 276 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She gave it to you? Excellent! Listen, can I still have +a go on it? Tomorrow?” + +“Yeah ... anything ... said Harry, his heart lighter +than it had been in a month. “You know what — we +should make up with Hermione. ... She was only +trying to help. ...” + +“Yeah, all right,” said Ron. “She’s in the common +room now — working, for a change — ” + +They turned into the corridor to Gryffindor Tower and +saw Neville Longbottom, pleading with Sir Cadogan, +who seemed to be refusing him entrance. + +“I wrote them down!” Neville was saying tearfully. + +“But I must’ve dropped them somewhere!” + +“A likely tale!” roared Sir Cadogan. Then, spotting +Harry and Ron: “Good even, my fine young yeomen! +Come clap this loon in irons. He is trying to force +entry to the chambers within!” + +“Oh, shut up,” said Ron as he and Harry drew level +with Neville. + +“I’ve lost the passwords!” Neville told them miserably. +“I made him tell me what passwords he was going to +use this week, because he keeps changing them, and +now I don’t know what I’ve done with them!” + +“Oddsbodikins,” said Harry to Sir Cadogan, who +looked extremely disappointed and reluctantly swung +forward to let them into the common room. There was +a sudden, excited murmur as every head turned and +the next moment, Harry was surrounded by people +exclaiming over his Firebolt. + +“Where ’d you get it, Harry?” + +Page | 277 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Will you let me have a go?” + +“Have you ridden it yet, Harry?” + +“Ravenclaw’ll have no chance, they’re all on +Cleansweep Sevens!” + +“Can I just hold it, Harry?” + +After ten minutes or so, during which the Firebolt was +passed around and admired from every angle, the +crowd dispersed and Harry and Ron had a clear view +of Hermione, the only person who hadn’t rushed over +to them, bent over her work and carefully avoiding +their eyes. Harry and Ron approached her table and +at last, she looked up. + +“I got it back,” said Harry, grinning at her and holding +up the Firebolt. + +“See, Hermione? There wasn’t anything wrong with +it!” said Ron. + +“Well — there might have been!” said Hermione. “I +mean, at least you know now that it’s safe!” + +“Yeah, I suppose so,” said Harry. “I’d better put it +upstairs — ” + +“I’ll take it!” said Ron eagerly. “I’ve got to give +Scabbers his rat tonic.” + +He took the Firebolt and, holding it as if it were made +of glass, carried it away up the boys’ staircase. + +“Can I sit down, then?” Harry asked Hermione. + +“I suppose so,” said Hermione, moving a great stack +of parchment off a chair. + +Page | 278 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked around at the cluttered table, at the +long Arithmancy essay on which the ink was still +glistening, at the even longer Muggle Studies essay +(“Explain Why Muggles Need Electricity”) and at the +rune translation Hermione was now poring over. + +“How are you getting through all this stuff?” Harry +asked her. + +“Oh, well — you know — working hard,” said +Hermione. Close-up, Harry saw that she looked +almost as tired as Lupin. + +“Why don’t you just drop a couple of subjects?” Harry +asked, watching her lifting books as she searched for +her rune dictionary. + +“I couldn’t do that!” said Hermione, looking +scandalized. + +“Arithmancy looks terrible,” said Harry, picking up a +very complicated-looking number chart. + +“Oh no, it’s wonderful!” said Hermione earnestly. “It’s +my favorite subject! It’s — ” + +But exactly what was wonderful about Arithmancy, +Harry never found out. At that precise moment, a +strangled yell echoed down the boys’ staircase. The +whole common room fell silent, staring, petrified, at +the entrance. Then came hurried footsteps, growing +louder and louder — and then Ron came leaping into +view, dragging with him a bedsheet. + +“LOOK!” he bellowed, striding over to Hermione’s +table. “LOOK!” he yelled, shaking the sheets in her +face. + +“Ron, what — ?” + +Page | 279 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“SCABBERS! LOOK! SCABBERS!” + + + +Hermione was leaning away from Ron, looking utterly +bewildered. Harry looked down at the sheet Ron was +holding. There was something red on it. Something +that looked horribly like — + +“BLOOD!” Ron yelled into the stunned silence. “HE’S +GONE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ON THE +FLOOR?” + +“N — no,” said Hermione in a trembling voice. + +Ron threw something down onto Hermione ’s rune +translation. Hermione and Harry leaned forward. +Lying on top of the weird, spiky shapes were several +long, ginger cat hairs. + + + +Page | 280 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +GRYFFINDOR VERSUS RAVENCLAW + +It looked like the end of Ron and Hermione’s +friendship. Each was so angry with the other that +Harry couldn’t see how they’d ever make up. + +Ron was enraged that Hermione had never taken +Crookshanks’s attempts to eat Scabbers seriously, +hadn’t bothered to keep a close enough watch on him, +and was still trying to pretend that Crookshanks was +innocent by suggesting that Ron look for Scabbers +under all the boys’ beds. Hermione, meanwhile, +maintained fiercely that Ron had no proof that +Crookshanks had eaten Scabbers, that the ginger +hairs might have been there since Christmas, and +that Ron had been prejudiced against her cat ever +since Crookshanks had landed on Ron’s head in the +Magical Menagerie. + +Personally, Harry was sure that Crookshanks had +eaten Scabbers, and when he tried to point out to +Hermione that the evidence all pointed that way, she +lost her temper with Harry too. + + + +Page | 281 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Okay, side with Ron, I knew you would!” she said +shrilly. ��First the Firebolt, now Scabbers, everything’s +my fault, isn’t it! Just leave me alone, Harry, I’ve got a +lot of work to do!” + +Ron had taken the loss of his rat very hard indeed. + +“Come on, Ron, you were always saying how boring +Scabbers was,” said Fred bracingly “And he’s been +off-color for ages, he was wasting away. It was +probably better for him to snuff it quickly — one +swallow — he probably didn’t feel a thing.” + +“Fred\” said Ginny indignantly. + +“All he did was eat and sleep, Ron, you said it +yourself,” said George. + +“He bit Goyle for us once!” Ron said miserably. +“Remember, Harry?” + +“Yeah, that’s true,” said Harry. + +“His finest hour,” said Fred, unable to keep a straight +face. “Let the scar on Goyle ’s finger stand as a lasting +tribute to his memory. Oh, come on, Ron, get yourself +down to Hogsmeade and buy a new rat, what’s the +point of moaning?” + +In a last-ditch attempt to cheer Ron up, Harry +persuaded him to come along to the Gryffindor team’s +final practice before the Ravenclaw match, so that he +could have a ride on the Firebolt after they’d finished. +This did seem to take Ron’s mind off Scabbers for a +moment (“Great! Can I try and shoot a few goals on +it?”) so they set off for the Quidditch field together. + +Madam Hooch, who was still overseeing Gryffindor +practices to keep an eye on Harry, was just as + +Page | 282 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +impressed with the Firebolt as everyone else had +been. She took it in her hands before takeoff and gave +them the benefit of her professional opinion. + +“Look at the balance on it! If the Nimbus series has a +fault, it’s a slight list to the tail end — you often find +they develop a drag after a few years. They’ve updated +the handle too, a bit slimmer than the Cleansweeps, +reminds me of the old Silver Arrows — a pity they’ve +stopped making them. I learned to fly on one, and a +very fine old broom it was too. ...” + +She continued in this vein for some time, until Wood +said, “Er — Madam Hooch? Is it okay if Harry has the +Firebolt back? We need to practice. ...” + +“Oh — right — here you are, then, Potter,” said +Madam Hooch. “I’ll sit over here with Weasley ...” + +She and Ron left the field to sit in the stadium, and +the Gryffindor team gathered around Wood for his +final instructions for tomorrow’s match. + +“Harry, I’ve just found out who Ravenclaw is playing +as Seeker. It’s Cho Chang. She’s a fourth year, and +she’s pretty good. ... I really hoped she wouldn’t be fit, +she’s had some problems with injuries. ...” Wood +scowled his displeasure that Cho Chang had made a +full recovery, then said, “On the other hand, she rides +a Comet Two Sixty, which is going to look like a joke +next to the Firebolt.” He gave Harry’s broom a look of +fervent admiration, then said, “Okay, everyone, let’s +go + + + +And at long last, Harry mounted his Firebolt, and +kicked off from the ground. + +It was better than he’d ever dreamed. The Firebolt +turned with the lightest touch; it seemed to obey his + +Page | 283 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +thoughts rather than his grip; it sped across the field +at such speed that the stadium turned into a green- +and-gray blur; Harry turned it so sharply that Alicia +Spinnet screamed, then he went into a perfectly +controlled dive, brushing the grassy field with his toes +before rising thirty, forty, fifty feet into the air again — + +“Harry, I’m letting the Snitch out!” Wood called. + +Harry turned and raced a Bludger toward the goal +posts; he outstripped it easily, saw the Snitch dart +out from behind Wood, and within ten seconds had +caught it tightly in his hand. + +The team cheered madly. Harry let the Snitch go +again, gave it a minute’s head start, then tore after it, +weaving in and out of the others; he spotted it lurking +near Katie Bell’s knee, looped her easily, and caught +it again. + +It was the best practice ever; the team, inspired by +the presence of the Firebolt in their midst, performed +their best moves faultlessly, and by the time they hit +the ground again, Wood didn’t have a single criticism +to make, which, as George Weasley pointed out, was a +first. + +“I can’t see what’s going to stop us tomorrow!” said +Wood. “Not unless — Harry, you’ve sorted out your +dementor problem, haven’t you?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, thinking of his feeble Patronus +and wishing it were stronger. + +“The dementors won’t turn up again, Oliver. +Dumbledore’d go ballistic,” said Fred confidently. + + + +Page | 284 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, let’s hope not,” said Wood. “Anyway — good +work, everyone. Let’s get back to the tower ... turn in +early — ” + +“I’m staying out for a bit; Ron wants a go on the +Firebolt,” Harry told Wood, and while the rest of the +team headed off to the locker rooms, Harry strode +over to Ron, who vaulted the barrier to the stands +and came to meet him. Madam Hooch had fallen +asleep in her seat. + +“Here you go,” said Harry, handing Ron the Firebolt. + +Ron, an expression of ecstasy on his face, mounted +the broom and zoomed off into the gathering darkness +while Harry walked around the edge of the field, +watching him. Night had fallen before Madam Hooch +awoke with a start, told Harry and Ron off for not +waking her, and insisted that they go back to the +castle. + +Harry shouldered the Firebolt and he and Ron walked +out of the shadowy stadium, discussing the Firebolt’s +superbly smooth action, its phenomenal acceleration, +and its pinpoint turning. They were halfway toward +the castle when Harry, glancing to his left, saw +something that made his heart turn over — a pair of +eyes, gleaming out of the darkness. + +Harry stopped dead, his heart banging against his +ribs. + +“What’s the matter?” said Ron. + +Harry pointed. Ron pulled out his wand and +muttered, “Lumos\” + + + +Page | 285 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A beam of light fell across the grass, hit the bottom of +a tree, and illuminated its branches; there, crouching +among the budding leaves, was Crookshanks. + +“Get out of here!” Ron roared, and he stooped down +and seized a stone lying on the grass, but before he +could do anything else, Crookshanks had vanished +with one swish of his long ginger tail. + +“See?” Ron said furiously, chucking the stone down +again. “She’s still letting him wander about wherever +he wants — probably washing down Scabbers with a +couple of birds now. ...” + +Harry didn’t say anything. He took a deep breath as +relief seeped through him; he had been sure for a +moment that those eyes had belonged to the Grim. +They set off for the castle once more. Slightly +ashamed of his moment of panic, Harry didn’t say +anything to Ron — nor did he look left or right until +they had reached the well-lit entrance hall. + +Harry went down to breakfast the next morning with +the rest of the boys in his dormitory, all of whom +seemed to think the Firebolt deserved a sort of guard +of honor. As Harry entered the Great Hall, heads +turned in the direction of the Firebolt, and there was +a good deal of excited muttering. Harry saw, with +enormous satisfaction, that the Slytherin team were +all looking thunderstruck. + +“Did you see his face?” said Ron gleefully, looking +back at Malfoy. “He can’t believe it! This is brilliant!” + +Wood, too, was basking in the reflected glory of the +Firebolt. + +“Put it here, Harry,” he said, laying the broom in the +middle of the table and carefully turning it so that its + +Page | 286 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +name faced upward. People from the Ravenclaw and +Hufflepuff tables were soon coming over to look. +Cedric Diggory came over to congratulate Harry on +having acquired such a superb replacement for his +Nimbus, and Percy’s Ravenclaw girlfriend, Penelope +Clearwater, asked if she could actually hold the +Firebolt. + +“Now, now, Penny, no sabotage!” said Percy heartily +as she examined the Firebolt closely “Penelope and I +have got a bet on,” he told the team. “Ten Galleons on +the outcome of the match!” + +Penelope put the Firebolt down again, thanked Harry, +and went back to her table. + +“Harry — make sure you win,” said Percy, in an +urgent whisper. “I haven’t got ten Galleons. Yes, I’m +coming, Penny!” And he bustled off to join her in a +piece of toast. + +“Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?” said a +cold, drawling voice. + +Draco Malfoy had arrived for a closer look, Crabbe +and Goyle right behind him. + +“Yeah, reckon so,” said Harry casually. + +“Got plenty of special features, hasn’t it?” said Malfoy, +eyes glittering maliciously. “Shame it doesn’t come +with a parachute — in case you get too near a +dementor.” + +Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. + +“Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy,” +said Harry. “Then it could catch the Snitch for you.” + + + +Page | 287 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Gryffindor team laughed loudly. Malfoy’s pale +eyes narrowed, and he stalked away. They watched +him rejoin the rest of the Slytherin team, who put +their heads together, no doubt asking Malfoy whether +Harry’s broom really was a Firebolt. + +At a quarter to eleven, the Gryffindor team set off for +the locker rooms. The weather couldn’t have been +more different from their match against Hufflepuff. It +was a clear, cool day with a very light breeze; there +would be no visibility problems this time, and Harry, +though nervous, was starting to feel the excitement +only a Quidditch match could bring. They could hear +the rest of the school moving into the stadium +beyond. Harry took off his black school robes, +removed his wand from his pocket, and stuck it +inside the T-shirt he was going to wear under his +Quidditch robes. He only hoped he wouldn’t need it. +He wondered suddenly whether Professor Lupin was +in the crowd, watching. + +“You know what we’ve got to do,” said Wood as they +prepared to leave the locker rooms. “If we lose this +match, we’re out of the running. Just — just fly like +you did in practice yesterday, and we’ll be okay!” + +They walked out onto the field to tumultuous +applause. The Ravenclaw team, dressed in blue, were +already standing in the middle of the field. Their +Seeker, Cho Chang, was the only girl on their team. +She was shorter than Harry by about a head, and +Harry couldn’t help noticing, nervous as he was, that +she was extremely pretty. She smiled at Harry as the +teams faced each other behind their captains, and he +felt a slight lurch in the region of his stomach that he +didn’t think had anything to do with nerves. + + + +Page | 288 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wood, Davies, shake hands,” Madam Hooch said +briskly, and Wood shook hands with the Ravenclaw +Captain. + +“Mount your brooms ... on my whistle . . . three — two +— one — ” + +Harry kicked off into the air and the Firebolt zoomed +higher and faster than any other broom; he soared +around the stadium and began squinting around for +the Snitch, listening all the while to the commentary, +which was being provided by the Weasley twins’ +friend Lee Jordan. + +“They’re off, and the big excitement this match is the +Firebolt that Harry Potter is flying for Gryffindor. +According to Which Broomstick, the Firebolt’s going to +be the broom of choice for the national teams at this +year’s World Championship — ” + +“Jordan, would you mind telling us what’s going on in +the match?” interrupted Professor McGonagall’s voice. + +“Right you are, Professor — just giving a bit of +background information — the Firebolt, incidentally, +has a built-in auto-brake and — ” + +“Jordan!” + +“Okay, okay, Gryffindor in possession, Katie Bell of +Gryffindor heading for goal ...” + +Harry streaked past Katie in the opposite direction, +gazing around for a glint of gold and noticing that Cho +Chang was tailing him closely. She was undoubtedly +a very good flier — she kept cutting across him, +forcing him to change direction. + + + +Page | 289 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Show her your acceleration, Harry!” Fred yelled as he +whooshed past in pursuit of a Bludger that was +aiming for Alicia. + +Harry urged the Firebolt forward as they rounded the +Ravenclaw goal posts and Cho fell behind. Just as +Katie succeeded in scoring the first goal of the match, +and the Gryffindor end of the field went wild, he saw +it — the Snitch was close to the ground, flitting near +one of the barriers. + +Harry dived; Cho saw what he was doing and tore +after him — Harry was speeding up, excitement +flooding him; dives were his speciality, he was ten feet +away — + +Then a Bludger, hit by one of the Ravenclaw Beaters, +came pelting out of nowhere; Harry veered off course, +avoiding it by an inch, and in those few, crucial +seconds, the Snitch had vanished. + +There was a great “Ooooooh” of disappointment from +the Gryffindor supporters, but much applause for +their Beater from the Ravenclaw end. George Weasley +vented his feelings by hitting the second Bludger +directly at the offending Beater, who was forced to roll +right over in midair to avoid it. + +“Gryffindor leads by eighty points to zero, and look at +that Firebolt go! Potter’s really putting it through its +paces now, see it turn — Chang’s Comet is just no +match for it, the Firebolt’s precision-balance is really +noticeable in these long — ” + +“JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE +FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!” + +Ravenclaw was pulling back; they had now scored +three goals, which put Gryffindor only fifty points + +Page | 290 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ahead — if Cho got the Snitch before him, Ravenclaw +would win. Harry dropped lower, narrowly avoiding a +Ravenclaw Chaser, scanning the field frantically — a +glint of gold, a flutter of tiny wings — the Snitch was +circling the Gryffindor goal post — + +Harry accelerated, eyes fixed on the speck of gold +ahead — but just then, Cho appeared out of thin air, +blocking him — + +“HARRY, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN!” +Wood roared as Harry swerved to avoid a collision. +“KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO!” + +Harry turned and caught sight of Cho; she was +grinning. The Snitch had vanished again. Harry +turned his Firebolt upward and was soon twenty feet +above the game. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw +Cho following him. ... She’d decided to mark him +rather than search for the Snitch herself. . . . All right, +then ... if she wanted to tail him, she’d have to take +the consequences. ... + +He dived again, and Cho, thinking he’d seen the +Snitch, tried to follow; Harry pulled out of the dive +very sharply; she hurtled downward; he rose fast as a +bullet once more, and then saw it, for the third time +— the Snitch was glittering way above the field at the +Ravenclaw end. + +He accelerated; so, many feet below, did Cho. He was +winning, gaining on the Snitch with every second — +then — + +“Oh!” screamed Cho, pointing. + +Distracted, Harry looked down. + + + +Page | 291 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Three dementors, three tall, black, hooded dementors, +were looking up at him. + +He didn’t stop to think. Plunging a hand down the +neck of his robes, he whipped out his wand and +roared, “Expecto patronum).” + +Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted +from the end of his wand. He knew it had shot +directly at the dementors but didn’t pause to watch; +his mind still miraculously clear, he looked ahead — +he was nearly there. He stretched out the hand still +grasping his wand and just managed to close his +fingers over the small, struggling Snitch. + +Madam Hooch’s whistle sounded. Harry turned +around in midair and saw six scarlet blurs bearing +down on him; next moment, the whole team was +hugging him so hard he was nearly pulled off his +broom. Down below he could hear the roars of the +Gryffindors in the crowd. + +“That’s my boy!” Wood kept yelling. Alicia, Angelina, +and Katie had all kissed Harry; Fred had him in a grip +so tight Harry felt as though his head would come off. +In complete disarray, the team managed to make its +way back to the ground. Harry got off his broom and +looked up to see a gaggle of Gryffindor supporters +sprinting onto the field, Ron in the lead. Before he +knew it, he had been engulfed by the cheering crowd. + +“Yes!” Ron yelled, yanking Harry’s arm into the air. +“Yes! Yes!” + +“Well done, Harry!” said Percy, looking delighted. “Ten +Galleons to me! Must find Penelope, excuse me — ” + +“Good for you, Harry!” roared Seamus Finnigan. + + + +Page | 292 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ruddy brilliant!” boomed Hagrid over the heads of +the milling Gryffindors. + +“That was quite some Patronus,” said a voice in +Harry’s ear. + +Harry turned around to see Professor Lupin, who +looked both shaken and pleased. + +“The dementors didn’t affect me at all!” Harry said +excitedly. “I didn’t feel a thing!” + +“That would be because they — er — weren’t +dementors,” said Professor Lupin. “Come and see — ” + +He led Harry out of the crowd until they were able to +see the edge of the field. + +“You gave Mr. Malfoy quite a fright,” said Lupin. + +Harry stared. Lying in a crumpled heap on the ground +were Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, and Marcus Flint, the +Slytherin team Captain, all struggling to remove +themselves from long, black, hooded robes. It looked +as though Malfoy had been standing on Goyle ’s +shoulders. Standing over them, with an expression of +the utmost fury on her face, was Professor +McGonagall. + +“An unworthy trick!” she was shouting. “A low and +cowardly attempt to sabotage the Gryffindor Seeker! +Detention for all of you, and fifty points from +Slytherin! I shall be speaking to Professor +Dumbledore about this, make no mistake! Ah, here +he comes now!” + +If anything could have set the seal on Gryffindor’s +victory, it was this. Ron, who had fought his way +through to Harry’s side, doubled up with laughter as + +Page | 293 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +they watched Malfoy fighting to extricate himself from +the robe, Goyle’s head still stuck inside it. + + + +“Come on, Harry!” said George, fighting his way over. +“Party! Gryffindor common room, now!” + +“Right,” said Harry, and feeling happier than he had +in ages, he and the rest of the team led the way, still +in their scarlet robes, out of the stadium and back up +to the castle. + + + +It felt as though they had already won the Quidditch +Cup; the party went on all day and well into the night. +Fred and George Weasley disappeared for a couple of +hours and returned with armfuls of bottles of +butterbeer, pumpkin fizz, and several bags full of +Honeydukes sweets. + +“How did you do that?” squealed Angelina Johnson as +George started throwing Peppermint Toads into the +crowd. + +“With a little help from Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and +Prongs,” Fred muttered in Harry’s ear. + +Only one person wasn’t joining in the festivities. +Hermione, incredibly, was sitting in a corner, +attempting to read an enormous book entitled Home +Life and Social Habits of British Muggles. Harry broke +away from the table where Fred and George had +started juggling butterbeer bottles and went over to +her. + +“Did you even come to the match?” he asked her. + +“Of course I did,” said Hermione in a strangely high- +pitched voice, not looking up. “And I’m very glad we + +Page | 294 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +won, and I think you did really well, but I need to +read this by Monday.” + +“Come on, Hermione, come and have some food,” +Harry said, looking over at Ron and wondering +whether he was in a good enough mood to bury the +hatchet. + +“I can’t, Harry. I’ve still got four hundred and twenty- +two pages to read!” said Hermione, now sounding +slightly hysterical. “Anyway ...” She glanced over at +Ron too. “He doesn’t want me to join in.” + +There was no arguing with this, as Ron chose that +moment to say loudly, “If Scabbers hadn’t just been +eaten, he could have had some of those Fudge Flies. +He used to really like them — ” + +Hermione burst into tears. Before Harry could say or +do anything, she tucked the enormous book under +her arm, and, still sobbing, ran toward the staircase +to the girls’ dormitories and out of sight. + +“Can’t you give her a break?” Harry asked Ron +quietly. + +“No,” said Ron flatly. “If she just acted like she was +sorry — but she’ll never admit she’s wrong, Hermione. +She’s still acting like Scabbers has gone on vacation +or something.” + +The Gryffindor party ended only when Professor +McGonagall turned up in her tartan dressing gown +and hair net at one in the morning, to insist that they +all go to bed. Harry and Ron climbed the stairs to +their dormitory, still discussing the match. At last, +exhausted, Harry climbed into bed, twitched the +hangings of his four-poster shut to block out a ray of + + + +Page | 295 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moonlight, lay back, and felt himself almost instantly +drifting off to sleep. ... + +He had a very strange dream. He was walking +through a forest, his Firebolt over his shoulder, +following something silvery- white. It was winding its +way through the trees ahead, and he could only catch +glimpses of it between the leaves. Anxious to catch up +with it, he sped up, but as he moved faster, so did his +quarry. Harry broke into a run, and ahead he heard +hooves gathering speed. Now he was running flat out, +and ahead he could hear galloping. Then he turned a +corner into a clearing and — + +“AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH +! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” + +Harry woke as suddenly as though he’d been hit in +the face. Disoriented in the total darkness, he +fumbled with his hangings — he could hear +movements around him, and Seamus Finnigan’s voice +from the other side of the room: “What’s going on?” + +Harry thought he heard the dormitory door slam. At +last finding the divide in his curtains, he ripped them +back, and at the same moment, Dean Thomas lit his +lamp. + +Ron was sitting up in bed, the hangings torn from one +side, a look of utmost terror on his face. + +“Black! Sirius Black! With a knife!” + +“What?” + +“Here! Just now! Slashed the curtains! Woke me up!” +“You sure you weren’t dreaming, Ron?” said Dean. + + + +Page | 296 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look at the curtains! I tell you, he was here!” + +They all scrambled out of bed; Harry reached the +dormitory door first, and they sprinted back down the +staircase. Doors opened behind them, and sleepy +voices called after them. + +“Who shouted?” + +“What ’re you doing?” + +The common room was lit with the glow of the dying +fire, still littered with the debris from the party. It was +deserted. + +“Are you sure you weren’t dreaming, Ron?” + +“I’m telling you, I saw him!” + +“What’s all the noise?” + +“Professor McGonagall told us to go to bed!” + +A few of the girls had come down their staircase, +pulling on dressing gowns and yawning. Boys, too, +were reappearing. + +“Excellent, are we carrying on?” said Fred Weasley +brightly. + +“Everyone back upstairs!” said Percy, +hurrying into the common room and pinning his +Head Boy badge to his pajamas as he spoke. + +“Perce — Sirius Black!” said Ron faintly. “In our +dormitory! With a knife! Woke me up!” + +The common room went very still. + + + +Page | 297 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nonsense!” said Percy, looking startled. “You had too +much to eat, Ron — had a nightmare — ” + + + +“I’m telling you — ” + +“Now, really, enough’s enough!” + +Professor McGonagall was back. She slammed the +portrait behind her as she entered the common room +and stared furiously around. + +“I am delighted that Gryffindor won the match, but +this is getting ridiculous! Percy, I expected better of +you!” + +“I certainly didn’t authorize this, Professor!” said +Percy, puffing himself up indignantly. “I was just +telling them all to get back to bed! My brother Ron +here had a nightmare — ” + +“IT WASNT A NIGHTMARE!” Ron yelled. + +“PROFESSOR, I WOKE UP, AND SIRIUS BLACK WAS +STANDING OVER ME, HOLDING A KNIFE!” + +Professor McGonagall stared at him. + +“Don’t be ridiculous, Weasley, how could he possibly +have gotten through the portrait hole?” + +“Ask him!” said Ron, pointing a shaking finger at the +back of Sir Cadogan’s picture. “Ask him if he saw — ” + +Glaring suspiciously at Ron, Professor McGonagall +pushed the portrait back open and went outside. The +whole common room listened with bated breath. + +“Sir Cadogan, did you just let a man enter Gryffindor +Tower?” + +Page | 298 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Certainly, good lady!” cried Sir Cadogan. + +There was a stunned silence, both inside and outside +the common room. + +“You — you did?” said Professor McGonagall. “But — +but the password!” + +“He had ’em!” said Sir Cadogan proudly. “Had the +whole week’s, my lady! Read ’em off a little piece of +paper!” + +Professor McGonagall pulled herself back through the +portrait hole to face the stunned crowd. She was +white as chalk. + +“Which person,” she said, her voice shaking, “which +abysmally foolish person wrote down this week’s +passwords and left them lying around?” + +There was utter silence, broken by the smallest of +terrified squeaks. Neville Longbottom, trembling from +head to fluffy-slippered toes, raised his hand slowly +into the air. + + + +Page | 299 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SNAPE’S GRUDGE + +No one in Gryffindor Tower slept that night. They +knew that the castle was being searched again, and +the whole House stayed awake in the common room, +waiting to hear whether Black had been caught. +Professor McGonagall came back at dawn, to tell +them that he had again escaped. + +Throughout the day, everywhere they went they saw +signs of tighter security; Professor Flitwick could be +seen teaching the front doors to recognize a large +picture of Sirius Black; Filch was suddenly bustling +up and down the corridors, boarding up everything +from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Sir +Cadogan had been fired. His portrait had been taken +back to its lonely landing on the seventh floor, and +the Fat Lady was back. She had been expertly +restored, but was still extremely nervous, and had +agreed to return to her job only on condition that she +was given extra protection. A bunch of surly security +trolls had been hired to guard her. They paced the +corridor in a menacing group, talking in grunts and +comparing the size of their clubs. + +Page | 300 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry couldn’t help noticing that the statue of the +one-eyed witch on the third floor remained unguarded +and unblocked. It seemed that Fred and George had +been right in thinking that they — and now Harry, +Ron, and Hermione — were the only ones who knew +about the hidden passageway within it. + +“D’you reckon we should tell someone?” Harry asked +Ron. + +“We know he’s not coming in through Honey duke’s,” +said Ron dismissively “We’d’ve heard if the shop had +been broken into.” + +Harry was glad Ron took this view. If the one-eyed +witch was boarded up too, he would never be able to +go into Hogsmeade again. + +Ron had become an instant celebrity. For the first +time in his life, people were paying more attention to +him than to Harry, and it was clear that Ron was +rather enjoying the experience. Though still severely +shaken by the night’s events, he was happy to tell +anyone who asked what had happened, with a wealth +of detail. + +"... I was asleep, and I heard this ripping noise, and I +thought it was in my dream, you know? But then +there was this draft ... I woke up and one side of the +hangings on my bed had been pulled down. ... I rolled +over . . . and I saw him standing over me . . . like a +skeleton, with loads of filthy hair . . . holding this great +long knife, must’ve been twelve inches ... and he +looked at me, and I looked at him, and then I yelled, +and he scampered. + +“Why, though?” Ron added to Harry as the group of +second-year girls who had been listening to his +chilling tale departed. “Why did he run?” + +Page | 301 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had been wondering the same thing. Why had +Black, having got the wrong bed, not silenced Ron +and proceeded to Harry? Black had proved twelve +years ago that he didn’t mind murdering innocent +people, and this time he had been facing five +unarmed boys, four of whom were asleep. + +“He must’ve known he’d have a job getting back out of +the castle once you’d yelled and woken people up,” +said Harry thoughtfully. “He’d’ve had to kill the whole +House to get back through the portrait hole . . . then +he would’ve met the teachers. ...” + +Neville was in total disgrace. Professor McGonagall +was so furious with him she had banned him from all +future Hogsmeade visits, given him a detention, and +forbidden anyone to give him the password into the +tower. Poor Neville was forced to wait outside the +common room every night for somebody to let him in, +while the security trolls leered unpleasantly at him. +None of these punishments, however, came close to +matching the one his grandmother had in store for +him. Two days after Black’s break-in, she sent Neville +the very worst thing a Hogwarts student could receive +over breakfast — a Howler. + +The school owls swooped into the Great Hall carrying +the mail as usual, and Neville choked as a huge barn +owl landed in front of him, a scarlet envelope clutched +in its beak. Harry and Ron, who were sitting opposite +him, recognized the letter as a Howler at once — Ron +had got one from his mother the year before. + +“Run for it, Neville,” Ron advised. + +Neville didn’t need telling twice. He seized the +envelope, and holding it before him like a bomb, +sprinted out of the hall, while the Slytherin table +exploded with laughter at the sight of him. They + +Page | 302 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +heard the Howler go off in the entrance hall — +Neville’s grandmother’s voice, magically magnified to +a hundred times its usual volume, shrieking about +how he had brought shame on the whole family. + +Harry was too busy feeling sorry for Neville to notice +immediately that he had a letter too. Hedwig got his +attention by nipping him sharply on the wrist. + +“Ouch! Oh — thanks, Hedwig.” + +Harry tore open the envelope while Hedwig helped +herself to some of Neville’s cornflakes. The note inside +said: + +Dear Harry and Ron, + +How about having tea with me this afternoon ’round +six? + + + +I’ll come and collect you from the castle. + +WAIT FOR ME IN THE ENTRANCE HALL; + +YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED OUT ON YOUR OWN +Cheers, + +Hagrid + +“He probably wants to hear all about Black!” said +Ron. + +So at six o’clock that afternoon, Harry and Ron left +Gryffindor Tower, passed the security trolls at a run, +and headed down to the entrance hall. + +Hagrid was already waiting for them. + + + +Page | 303 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All right, Hagrid!” said Ron. “S’pose you want to hear +about Saturday night, do you?” + +“I’ve already heard all abou’ it,” said Hagrid, opening +the front doors and leading them outside. + +“Oh,” said Ron, looking slightly put out. + +The first thing they saw on entering Hagrid’s cabin +was Buckbeak, who was stretched out on top of +Hagrid’s patchwork quilt, his enormous wings folded +tight to his body, enjoying a large plate of dead +ferrets. Averting his eyes from this unpleasant sight, +Harry saw a gigantic, hairy brown suit and a very +horrible yellow-and-orange tie hanging from the top of +Hagrid’s wardrobe door. + +“What are they for, Hagrid?” said Harry. + +“Buckbeak’s case against the Committee fer the +Disposal o’ Dangerous Creatures,” said Hagrid. “This +Friday. Him an’ me’ll be goin’ down ter London +together. I’ve booked two beds on the Knight Bus. ...” + +Harry felt a nasty pang of guilt. He had completely +forgotten that Buckbeak’s trial was so near, and +judging by the uneasy look on Ron’s face, he had too. +They had also forgotten their promise about helping +him prepare Buckbeak’s defense; the arrival of the +Firebolt had driven it clean out of their minds. + +Hagrid poured them tea and offered them a plate of +Bath buns, but they knew better than to accept; they +had had too much experience with Hagrid’s cooking. + +“I got somethin’ ter discuss with you two,” said +Hagrid, sitting himself between them and looking +uncharacteristically serious. + + + +Page | 304 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” said Harry. + +“Hermione,” said Hagrid. + +“What about her?” said Ron. + +“She’s in a righ’ state, that’s what. She’s bin cornin’ +down ter visit me a lot since Chris ’mas. Bin feelin’ +lonely. Firs’ yeh weren’ talking to her because o’ the +Firebolt, now yer not talkin’ to her because her cat — ” + +“ — ate Scabbers!” Ron interjected angrily. + +“Because her cat acted like all cats do,” Hagrid +continued doggedly. “She’s cried a fair few times, yeh +know. Goin’ through a rough time at the moment. +Bitten off more’n she can chew, if yeh ask me, all the +work she’s tryin’ ter do. Still found time ter help me +with Buckbeak’s case, mind. ... She’s found some +really good stuff fer me ... reckon he’ll stand a good +chance now. ...” + +“Hagrid, we should’ve helped as well — sorry — ” + +Harry began awkwardly. + +“I’m not blamin’ yeh!” said Hagrid, waving Harry’s +apology aside. “Gawd knows yeh’ve had enough ter be +gettin’ on with. I’ve seen yeh practicin’ Quidditch ev’ry +hour o’ the day an’ night — but I gotta tell yeh, I +thought you two’d value yer friend more’n +broomsticks or rats. Tha’s all.” + +Harry and Ron exchanged uncomfortable looks. + +“Really upset, she was, when Black nearly stabbed +yeh, Ron. She’s got her heart in the right place, +Hermione has, an’ you two not talkin’ to her — ” + + + +Page | 305 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If she’d just get rid of that cat, I’d speak to her +again!” Ron said angrily. “But she’s still sticking up +for it! It’s a maniac, and she won’t hear a word +against it!” + +“Ah, well, people can be a bit stupid abou’ their pets,” +said Hagrid wisely. Behind him, Buckbeak spat a few +ferret bones onto Hagrid’s pillow. + +They spent the rest of their visit discussing +Gryffindor’s improved chances for the Quidditch Cup. +At nine o’clock, Hagrid walked them back up to the +castle. + +A large group of people was bunched around the +bulletin board when they returned to the common +room. + +“Hogsmeade, next weekend!” said Ron, craning over +the heads to read the new notice. “What d’you +reckon?” he added quietly to Harry as they went to sit +down. + +“Well, Filch hasn’t done anything about the passage +into Honeydukes. ...” Harry said, even more quietly. + +“Harry!” said a voice in his right ear. Harry started +and looked around at Hermione, who was sitting at +the table right behind them and clearing a space in +the wall of books that had been hiding her. + +“Harry, if you go into Hogsmeade again ... I’ll tell +Professor McGonagall about that map!” said +Hermione. + +“Can you hear someone talking, Harry?” growled Ron, +not looking at Hermione. + + + +Page | 306 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron, how can you let him go with you? After what +Sirius Black nearly did to youl I mean it, I’ll tell — ” + +“So now you’re trying to get Harry expelled!” said Ron +furiously. “Haven’t you done enough damage this +year?” + +Hermione opened her mouth to respond, but with a +soft hiss, Crookshanks leapt onto her lap. Hermione +took one frightened look at the expression on Ron’s +face, gathered up Crookshanks, and hurried away +toward the girls’ dormitories. + +“So how about it?” Ron said to Harry as though there +had been no interruption. “Come on, last time we +went you didn’t see anything. You haven’t even been +inside Zonko’s yet!” + +Harry looked around to check that Hermione was well +out of earshot. + +“Okay,” he said. “But I’m taking the Invisibility Cloak +this time.” + +On Saturday morning, Harry packed his Invisibility +Cloak in his bag, slipped the Marauder’s Map into his +pocket, and went down to breakfast with everyone +else. Hermione kept shooting suspicious looks down +the table at him, but he avoided her eye and was +careful to let her see him walking back up the marble +staircase in the entrance hall as everybody else +proceeded to the front doors. + +“ ’Bye!” Harry called to Ron. “See you when you get +back!” + +Ron grinned and winked. + + + +Page | 307 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry hurried up to the third floor, slipping the +Marauder’s Map out of his pocket as he went. +Crouching behind the one-eyed witch, he smoothed it +out. A tiny dot was moving in his direction. Harry +squinted at it. The minuscule writing next to it read +Neville Longbottom. + +Harry quickly pulled out his wand, muttered, + +“ Dissendium).” and shoved his bag into the statue, but +before he could climb in himself, Neville came around +the corner. + +“Harry! I forgot you weren’t going to Hogsmeade +either!” + +“Hi, Neville,” said Harry, moving swiftly away from the +statue and pushing the map back into his pocket. +“What are you up to?” + +“Nothing,” shrugged Neville. “Want a game of +Exploding Snap?” + +“Er — not now — I was going to go to the library and +do that vampire essay for Lupin — ” + +“I’ll come with you!” said Neville brightly. “I haven’t +done it either!” + +“Er — hang on — yeah, I forgot, I finished it last +night!” + +“Great, you can help me!” said Neville, his round face +anxious. “I don’t understand that thing about the +garlic at all — do they have to eat it, or — ” + +He broke off with a small gasp, looking over Harry’s +shoulder. + +It was Snape. Neville took a quick step behind Harry. + +Page | 308 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what are you two doing here?” said Snape, +coming to a halt and looking from one to the other. +“An odd place to meet — ” + +To Harry’s immense disquiet, Snape’s black eyes +flicked to the doorways on either side of them, and +then to the one-eyed witch. + +“We’re not — meeting here,” said Harry. “We just — +met here.” + +“Indeed?” said Snape. “You have a habit of turning up +in unexpected places, Potter, and you are very rarely +there for no good reason. ... I suggest the pair of you +return to Gryffindor Tower, where you belong.” + +Harry and Neville set off without another word. As +they turned the corner, Harry looked back. Snape was +running one of his hands over the one-eyed witch’s +head, examining it closely. + +Harry managed to shake Neville off at the Fat Lady by +telling him the password, then pretending he’d left his +vampire essay in the library and doubling back. Once +out of sight of the security trolls, he pulled out the +map again and held it close to his nose. + +The third floor corridor seemed to be deserted. Harry +scanned the map carefully and saw, with a leap of +relief, that the tiny dot labeled Severus Snape was +now back in its office. + +He sprinted back to the one-eyed witch, opened her +hump, heaved himself inside, and slid down to meet +his bag at the bottom of the stone chute. He wiped +the Marauder’s Map blank again, then set off at a +run. + + + +Page | 309 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, completely hidden beneath the Invisibility +Cloak, emerged into the sunlight outside Honeydukes +and prodded Ron in the back. + +“It’s me,” he muttered. + +“What kept you?” Ron hissed. + +“Snape was hanging around. ...” + +They set off up the High Street. + +“Where are you?” Ron kept muttering out of the +corner of his mouth. “Are you still there? This feels +weird. ...” + +They went to the post office; Ron pretended to be +checking the price of an owl to Bill in Egypt so that +Harry could have a good look around. The owls sat +hooting softly down at him, at least three hundred of +them; from Great Grays right down to tiny little Scops +owls (“Local Deliveries Only”), which were so small +they could have sat in the palm of Harry’s hand. + +Then they visited Zonko’s, which was so packed with +students Harry had to exercise great care not to tread +on anyone and cause a panic. There were jokes and +tricks to fulfill even Fred’s and George’s wildest +dreams; Harry gave Ron whispered orders and passed +him some gold from under the cloak. They left +Zonko’s with their money bags considerably lighter +than they had been on entering, but their pockets +bulging with Dungbombs, Hiccup Sweets, Frog Spawn +Soap, and a Nose-Biting Teacup apiece. + +The day was fine and breezy, and neither of them felt +like staying indoors, so they walked past the Three +Broomsticks and climbed a slope to visit the +Shrieking Shack, the most haunted dwelling in + +Page | 310 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Britain. It stood a little way above the rest of the +village, and even in daylight was slightly creepy, with +its boarded windows and dank overgrown garden. + +“Even the Hogwarts ghosts avoid it,” said Ron as they +leaned on the fence, looking up at it. “I asked Nearly +Headless Nick ... he says he’s heard a very rough +crowd lives here. No one can get in. Fred and George +tried, obviously, but all the entrances are sealed shut. + + + +Harry, feeling hot from their climb, was just +considering taking off the cloak for a few minutes +when they heard voices nearby. Someone was +climbing toward the house from the other side of the +hill; moments later, Malfoy had appeared, followed +closely by Crabbe and Goyle. Malfoy was speaking. + +"... should have an owl from Father any time now. He +had to go to the hearing to tell them about my arm . . . +about how I couldn’t use it for three months. ...” + +Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. + +“I really wish I could hear that great hairy moron +trying to defend himself ... There’s no ’arm in ’im, +’onest — ’ . . . that hippogriff’s as good as dead — ” + +Malfoy suddenly caught sight of Ron. His pale face +split in a malevolent grin. + +“What are you doing, Weasley?” + +Malfoy looked up at the crumbling house behind Ron. + +“Suppose you’d love to live here, wouldn’t you, +Weasley? Dreaming about having your own bedroom? + +I heard your family all sleep in one room — is that +true?” + +Page | 311 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry seized the back of Ron’s robes to stop him from +leaping on Malfoy. + +“Leave him to me,” he hissed in Ron’s ear. + +The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept +silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, +bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of +the path. + +“We were just discussing your friend Hagrid,” Malfoy +said to Ron. “Just trying to imagine what he’s saying +to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous +Creatures. D’you think he’ll cry when they cut off his +hippogriff’s — ” + +SPLAT. + +Malfoy’s head jerked forward as the mud hit him; his +silver-blond hair was suddenly dripping in muck. + +“What the — ?” + +Ron had to hold onto the fence to keep himself +standing, he was laughing so hard. Malfoy, Crabbe, +and Goyle spun stupidly on the spot, staring wildly +around, Malfoy trying to wipe his hair clean. + +“What was that? Who did that?” + +“Very haunted up here, isn’t it?” said Ron, with the +air of one commenting on the weather. + +Crabbe and Goyle were looking scared. Their bulging +muscles were no use against ghosts. Malfoy was +staring madly around at the deserted landscape. + + + +Page | 312 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry sneaked along the path, where a particularly +sloppy puddle yielded some foul-smelling, green +sludge. + +SPLATTER. + +Crabbe and Goyle caught some this time. Goyle +hopped furiously on the spot, trying to rub it out of +his small, dull eyes. + +“It came from over there!” said Malfoy, wiping his +face, and staring at a spot some six feet to the left of +Harry. + +Crabbe blundered forward, his long arms +outstretched like a zombie. Harry dodged around him, +picked up a stick, and lobbed it at Crabbe ’s back. +Harry doubled up with silent laughter as Crabbe did a +kind of pirouette in midair, trying to see who had +thrown it. As Ron was the only person Crabbe could +see, it was Ron he started toward, but Harry stuck +out his leg. Crabbe stumbled — and his huge, flat foot +caught the hem of Harry’s cloak. Harry felt a great +tug, then the cloak slid off his face. + +For a split second, Malfoy stared at him. + +“AAARGH!” he yelled, pointing at Harry’s head. Then +he turned tail and ran, at breakneck speed, back +down the hill, Crabbe and Goyle behind him. + +Harry tugged the cloak up again, but the damage was +done. + +“Harry!” Ron said, stumbling forward and staring +hopelessly at the point where Harry had disappeared, +“you’d better run for it! If Malfoy tells anyone — you’d +better get back to the castle, quick — ” + + + +Page | 313 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“See you later,” said Harry, and without another +word, he tore back down the path toward Hogsmeade. + + + +Would Malfoy believe what he had seen? Would +anyone believe Malfoy? Nobody knew about the +Invisibility Cloak — nobody except Dumbledore. +Harry’s stomach turned over — Dumbledore would +know exactly what had happened, if Malfoy said +anything — + +Back into Honeydukes, back down the cellar steps, +across the stone floor, through the trapdoor — Harry +pulled off the cloak, tucked it under his arm, and ran, +flat out, along the passage. ... Malfoy would get back +first . . . how long would it take him to find a teacher? +Panting, a sharp pain in his side, Harry didn’t slow +down until he reached the stone slide. He would have +to leave the cloak where it was, it was too much of a +giveaway in case Malfoy had tipped off a teacher — he +hid it in a shadowy corner, then started to climb, fast +as he could, his sweaty hands slipping on the sides of +the chute. He reached the inside of the witch’s hump, +tapped it with his wand, stuck his head through, and +hoisted himself out; the hump closed, and just as +Harry jumped out from behind the statue, he heard +quick footsteps approaching. + +It was Snape. He approached Harry at a swift walk, +his black robes swishing, then stopped in front of +him. + +“So,” he said. + +There was a look of suppressed triumph about him. +Harry tried to look innocent, all too aware of his +sweaty face and his muddy hands, which he quickly +hid in his pockets. + +“Come with me, Potter,” said Snape. + +Page | 314 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry followed him downstairs, trying to wipe his +hands clean on the inside of his robes without Snape +noticing. They walked down the stairs to the +dungeons and then into Snape’s office. + +Harry had been in here only once before, and he had +been in very serious trouble then too. Snape had +acquired a few more slimy horrible things in jars +since last time, all standing on shelves behind his +desk, glinting in the firelight and adding to the +threatening atmosphere. + +“Sit,” said Snape. + +Harry sat. Snape, however, remained standing. + +“Mr. Malfoy has just been to see me with a strange +story, Potter,” said Snape. + +Harry didn’t say anything. + +“He tells me that he was up by the Shrieking Shack +when he ran into Weasley — apparently alone.” + +Still, Harry didn’t speak. + +“Mr. Malfoy states that he was standing talking to +Weasley, when a large amount of mud hit him in the +back of the head. How do you think that could have +happened?” + +Harry tried to look mildly surprised. + +“I don’t know, Professor.” + +Snape’s eyes were boring into Harry’s. It was exactly +like trying to stare down a hippogriff. Harry tried hard +not to blink. + + + +Page | 315 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mr. Malfoy then saw an extraordinary apparition. + +Can you imagine what it might have been, Potter?” + +“No,” said Harry, now trying to sound innocently +curious. + +“It was your head, Potter. Floating in midair.” + +There was a long silence. + +“Maybe he’d better go to Madam Pomfrey,” said Harry. +“If he’s seeing things like — ” + +“What would your head have been doing in +Hogsmeade, Potter?” said Snape softly. “Your head is +not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has +permission to be in Hogsmeade.” + +“I know that,” said Harry, striving to keep his face free +of guilt or fear. “It sounds like Malfoy’s having +hallucin — ” + +“Malfoy is not having hallucinations,” snarled Snape, +and he bent down, a hand on each arm of Harry’s +chair, so that their faces were a foot apart. “If your +head was in Hogsmeade, so was the rest of you.” + +“I’ve been up in Gryffindor Tower,” said Harry. “Like +you told — ” + +“Can anyone confirm that?” + +Harry didn’t say anything. Snape’s thin mouth curled +into a horrible smile. + +“So,” he said, straightening up again. “Everyone from +the Minister of Magic downward has been trying to +keep famous Harry Potter safe from Sirius Black. But +famous Harry Potter is a law unto himself. Let the + +Page | 316 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ordinary people worry about his safety! Famous Harry +Potter goes where he wants to, with no thought for +the consequences.” + +Harry stayed silent. Snape was trying to provoke him +into telling the truth. He wasn’t going to do it. Snape +had no proof — yet. + +“How extraordinarily like your father you are, Potter,” +Snape said suddenly, his eyes glinting. “He too was +exceedingly arrogant. A small amount of talent on the +Quidditch field made him think he was a cut above +the rest of us too. Strutting around the place with his +friends and admirers . . . The resemblance between you +is uncanny.” + +“My dad didn’t strut,” said Harry, before he could stop +himself. “And neither do I.” + +“Your father didn’t set much store by rules either,” +Snape went on, pressing his advantage, his thin face +full of malice. “Rules were for lesser mortals, not +Quidditch Cup-winners. His head was so swollen — ” + +“SHUT UP!” + +Harry was suddenly on his feet. Rage such as he had +not felt since his last night in Privet Drive was +coursing through him. He didn’t care that Snape’s +face had gone rigid, the black eyes flashing +dangerously. + +“ What did you say to me, Potter?” + +“I told you to shut up about my dad!” Harry yelled. “I +know the truth, all right? He saved your life! +Dumbledore told me! You wouldn’t even be here if it +wasn’t for my dad!” + + + +Page | 317 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape’s sallow skin had gone the color of sour milk. + +“And did the headmaster tell you the circumstances +in which your father saved my life?” he whispered. + +“Or did he consider the details too unpleasant for +precious Potter’s delicate ears?” + +Harry bit his lip. He didn’t know what had happened +and didn’t want to admit it — but Snape seemed to +have guessed the truth. + +“I would hate for you to run away with a false idea of +your father, Potter,” he said, a terrible grin twisting +his face. “Have you been imagining some act of +glorious heroism? Then let me correct you — your +saintly father and his friends played a highly amusing +joke on me that would have resulted in my death if +your father hadn’t got cold feet at the last moment. +There was nothing brave about what he did. He was +saving his own skin as much as mine. Had their joke +succeeded, he would have been expelled from +Hogwarts.” + +Snape’s uneven, yellowish teeth were bared. + +“Turn out your pockets, Potter!” he spat suddenly. + +Harry didn’t move. There was a pounding in his ears. + +“Turn out your pockets, or we go straight to the +headmaster! Pull them out, Potter!” + +Cold with dread, Harry slowly pulled out the bag of +Zonko’s tricks and the Marauder’s Map. + +Snape picked up the Zonko’s bag. + + + +Page | 318 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron gave them to me,” said Harry, praying he’d get a +chance to tip Ron off before Snape saw him. “He — +brought them back from Hogsmeade last time — ” + +“Indeed? And you’ve been carrying them around ever +since? How very touching . . . and what is this?” + +Snape had picked up the map. Harry tried with all his +might to keep his face impassive. + +“Spare bit of parchment,” he said with a shrug. + +Snape turned it over, his eyes on Harry. + +“Surely you don’t need such a very old piece of +parchment?” he said. “Why don’t I just — throw this +away?” + +His hand moved toward the fire. + +“No!” Harry said quickly. + +“So!” said Snape, his long nostrils quivering. “Is this +another treasured gift from Mr. Weasley? Or is it — +something else? A letter, perhaps, written in invisible +ink? Or — instructions to get into Hogsmeade without +passing the dementors?” + +Harry blinked. Snape ’s eyes gleamed. + +“Let me see, let me see ... ,” he muttered, taking out +his wand and smoothing the map out on his desk. +“Reveal your secret!” he said, touching the wand to +the parchment. + +Nothing happened. Harry clenched his hands to stop +them from shaking. + + + +Page | 319 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Show yourself!” Snape said, tapping the map +sharply. + +It stayed blank. Harry was taking deep, calming +breaths. + +“Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, +commands you to yield the information you conceal!” +Snape said, hitting the map with his wand. + +As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, +words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. + +“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor +Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large +nose out of other people’s business.” + +Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the +message. But the map didn’t stop there. More writing +was appearing beneath the first. + +“Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to +add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.” + +It would have been very funny if the situation hadn’t +been so serious. And there was more. ... + +“Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment +that an idiot like that ever became a professor.” + +Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he’d opened +them, the map had had its last word. + +“Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and +advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.” + +Harry waited for the blow to fall. + +“So ... ,” said Snape softly. “We’ll see about this. ...” + +Page | 320 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He strode across to his fire, seized a fistful of +glittering powder from ajar on the fireplace, and +threw it into the flames. + +“Lupin!” Snape called into the fire. “I want a word!” + +Utterly bewildered, Harry stared at the fire. A large +shape had appeared in it, revolving very fast. Seconds +later, Professor Lupin was clambering out of the +fireplace, brushing ash off his shabby robes. + +“You called, Severus?” said Lupin mildly. + +“I certainly did,” said Snape, his face contorted with +fury as he strode back to his desk. “I have just asked +Potter to empty his pockets. He was carrying this.” + +Snape pointed at the parchment, on which the words +of Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs +were still shining. An odd, closed expression appeared +on Lupin’s face. + +“Well?” said Snape. + +Lupin continued to stare at the map. Harry had the +impression that Lupin was doing some very quick +thinking. + +“Well?” said Snape again. “This parchment is plainly +full of Dark Magic. This is supposed to be your area of +expertise, Lupin. Where do you imagine Potter got +such a thing?” + +Lupin looked up and, by the merest half-glance in +Harry’s direction, warned him not to interrupt. + +“Full of Dark Magic?” he repeated mildly. “Do you +really think so, Severus? It looks to me as though it is +merely a piece of parchment that insults anybody who + +Page | 321 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +reads it. Childish, but surely not dangerous? I +imagine Harry got it from a joke shop — ” + +“Indeed?” said Snape. His jaw had gone rigid with +anger. “You think a joke shop could supply him with +such a thing? You don’t think it more likely that he +got it directly from the manufacturers?” + +Harry didn’t understand what Snape was talking +about. Nor, apparently, did Lupin. + +“You mean, by Mr. Wormtail or one of these people?” +he said. “Harry, do you know any of these men?” + +“No,” said Harry quickly. + +“You see, Severus?” said Lupin, turning back to +Snape. “It looks like a Zonko product to me — ” + +Right on cue, Ron came bursting into the office. He +was completely out of breath, and stopped just short +of Snape ’s desk, clutching the stitch in his chest and +trying to speak. + +“I — gave — Harry — that — stuff,” he choked. +“Bought — it ... in Zonko ’s ... ages — ago ...” + +“Well!” said Lupin, clapping his hands together and +looking around cheerfully. “That seems to clear that +up! Severus, I’ll take this back, shall I?” He folded the +map and tucked it inside his robes. “Harry, Ron, +come with me, I need a word about my vampire essay +— excuse us, Severus — ” + +Harry didn’t dare look at Snape as they left his office. +He, Ron, and Lupin walked all the way back into the +entrance hall before speaking. Then Harry turned to +Lupin. + + + +Page | 322 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor, I — ” + + + +“I don’t want to hear explanations,” said Lupin +shortly. He glanced around the empty entrance hall +and lowered his voice. “I happen to know that this +map was confiscated by Mr. Filch many years ago. + +Yes, I know it’s a map,” he said as Harry and Ron +looked amazed. “I don’t want to know how it fell into +your possession. I am, however, astounded that you +didn’t hand it in. Particularly after what happened the +last time a student left information about the castle +lying around. And I can’t let you have it back, Harry.” + +Harry had expected that, and was too keen for +explanations to protest. + +“Why did Snape think I’d got it from the +manufacturers?” + +“Because ... ,” Lupin hesitated, “because these +mapmakers would have wanted to lure you out of +school. They’d think it extremely entertaining.” + +“Do you know them?” said Harry, impressed. + +“We’ve met,” he said shortly. He was looking at Harry +more seriously than ever before. + +“Don’t expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I +cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I +would have thought that what you have heard when +the dementors draw near you would have had more of +an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep +you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — +gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.” + +He walked away, leaving Harry feeling worse by far +than he had at any point in Snape ’s office. Slowly, he +and Ron mounted the marble staircase. As Harry + +Page | 323 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +passed the one-eyed witch, he remembered the +Invisibility Cloak — it was still down there, but he +didn’t dare go and get it. + + + +“It’s my fault,” said Ron abruptly. “I persuaded you to +go. Lupin’s right, it was stupid, we shouldn’t’ve done + + + +it — ” + + + +He broke off; they reached the corridor where the +security trolls were pacing, and Hermione was +walking toward them. One look at her face convinced +Harry that she had heard what had happened. His +heart plummeted — had she told Professor +McGonagall? + +“Come to have a good gloat?” said Ron savagely as +she stopped in front of them. “Or have you just been +to tell on us?” + +“No,” said Hermione. She was holding a letter in her +hands and her lip was trembling. “I just thought you +ought to know ... Hagrid lost his case. Buckbeak is +going to be executed.” + + + +Page | 324 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE QUIDDITCH FINAL + +“He — he sent me this,” Hermione said, holding out +the letter. + +Harry took it. The parchment was damp, and +enormous teardrops had smudged the ink so badly in +places that it was very difficult to read. + +Dear Hermione, + +We lost I’m allowed to bring him back to Hogwarts. +Execution date to be fixed. + +Beaky has enjoyed London. + +I won’t forget all the help you gave us. + +Hagrid + +“They can’t do this,” said Harry. “They can’t. +Buckbeak isn’t dangerous.” + + + +Page | 325 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Malfoy’s dad’s frightened the Committee into it,” said +Hermione, wiping her eyes. “You know what he’s like. +They’re a bunch of doddery old fools, and they were +scared. There’ll be an appeal, though, there always is. +Only I can’t see any hope. ... Nothing will have +changed.” + +“Yeah, it will,” said Ron fiercely. “You won’t have to do +all the work alone this time, Hermione. I’ll help.” + +“Oh, Ron!” + +Hermione flung her arms around Ron’s neck and +broke down completely. Ron, looking quite terrified, +patted her very awkwardly on the top of the head. +Finally, Hermione drew away. + +“Ron, I’m really, really sorry about Scabbers ... ,” she +sobbed. + +“Oh — well — he was old,” said Ron, looking +thoroughly relieved that she had let go of him. “And +he was a bit useless. You never know, Mum and Dad +might get me an owl now.” + +The safety measures imposed on the students since +Black’s second break-in made it impossible for Harry, +Ron, and Hermione to go and visit Hagrid in the +evenings. Their only chance of talking to him was +during Care of Magical Creatures lessons. + +He seemed numb with shock at the verdict. + +“S’all my fault. Got all tongue-tied. They was all sittin’ +there in black robes an’ I kep’ droppin’ me notes and +forgettin’ all them dates yeh looked up fer me, +Hermione. An’ then Lucius Malfoy stood up an’ said +his bit, and the Committee jus’ did exac’ly what he +told ’em. ...” + +Page | 326 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s still the appeal!” said Ron fiercely. “Don’t give +up yet, we’re working on it!” + +They were walking back up to the castle with the rest +of the class. Ahead they could see Malfoy, who was +walking with Crabbe and Goyle, and kept looking +back, laughing derisively. + +“S’no good, Ron,” said Hagrid sadly as they reached +the castle steps. “That Committee’s in Lucius Malfoy ’s +pocket. I’m jus’ gonna make sure the rest o’ Beaky’s +time is the happiest he’s ever had. I owe him that. ...” + +Hagrid turned around and hurried back toward his +cabin, his face buried in his handkerchief. + +“Look at him blubber!” + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle had been standing just +inside the castle doors, listening. + +“Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?” said +Malfoy. “And he’s supposed to be our teacher!” + +Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward +Malfoy, but Hermione got there first — SMACK! + +She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the +strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, +Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as +Hermione raised her hand again. + +“Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul — you +evil — ” + +“Hermione!” said Ron weakly, and he tried to grab her +hand as she swung it back. + +“Get off, Ron!” + +Page | 327 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione pulled out her wand. Malfoy stepped +backward. Crabbe and Goyle looked at him for +instructions, thoroughly bewildered. + +“C’mon,” Malfoy muttered, and in a moment, all three +of them had disappeared into the passageway to the +dungeons. + +“Hermionel” Ron said again, sounding both stunned +and impressed. + +“Harry, you’d better beat him in the Quidditch final!” +Hermione said shrilly. “You just better had, because I +can’t stand it if Slytherin wins!” + +“We’re due in Charms,” said Ron, still goggling at +Hermione. “We’d better go.” + +They hurried up the marble staircase toward +Professor Flitwick’s classroom. + +“You’re late, boys!” said Professor Flitwick reprovingly +as Harry opened the classroom door. “Come along, +quickly, wands out, we’re experimenting with +Cheering Charms today, we’ve already divided into +pairs — ” + +Harry and Ron hurried to a desk at the back and +opened their bags. Ron looked behind him. + +“Where’s Hermione gone?” + +Harry looked around too. Hermione hadn’t entered +the classroom, yet Harry knew she had been right +next to him when he had opened the door. + +“That’s weird,” said Harry, staring at Ron. “Maybe — +maybe she went to the bathroom or something?” + + + +Page | 328 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Hermione didn’t turn up all lesson. + +“She could’ve done with a Cheering Charm on her +too,” said Ron as the class left for lunch, all grinning +broadly — the Cheering Charms had left them with a +feeling of great contentment. + +Hermione wasn’t at lunch either. By the time they +had finished their apple pie, the after-effects of the +Cheering Charms were wearing off, and Harry and +Ron had started to get slightly worried. + +“You don’t think Malfoy did something to her?” Ron +said anxiously as they hurried upstairs toward +Gryffindor Tower. + +They passed the security trolls, gave the Fat Lady the +password (“Flibbertigibbet”), and scrambled through +the portrait hole into the common room. + +Hermione was sitting at a table, fast asleep, her head +resting on an open Arithmancy book. They went to sit +down on either side of her. Harry prodded her awake. + +“Wh — what?” said Hermione, waking with a start +and staring wildly around. “Is it time to go? W — +which lesson have we got now? + +“Divination, but it’s not for another twenty minutes,” +said Harry. “Hermione, why didn’t you come to +Charms?” + +“What? Oh no!” Hermione squeaked. “I forgot to go to +Charms!” + +“But how could you forget?” said Harry. “You were +with us till we were right outside the classroom!” + + + +Page | 329 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t believe it!” Hermione wailed. “Was Professor +Flitwick angry? Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking +about him and I lost track of things!” + +“You know what, Hermione?” said Ron, looking down +at the enormous Arithmancy book Hermione had +been using as a pillow. “I reckon you’re cracking up. +You’re trying to do too much.” + +“No, I’m not!” said Hermione, brushing her hair out of +her eyes and staring hopelessly around for her bag. “I +just made a mistake, that’s all! I’d better go and see +Professor Flitwick and say sorry. ... I’ll see you in +Divination!” + +Hermione joined them at the foot of the ladder to +Professor Trelawney’s classroom twenty minutes later, +looking extremely harassed. + +“I can’t believe I missed Cheering Charms! And I bet +they come up in our exams; Professor Flitwick hinted +they might!” + +Together they climbed the ladder into the dim, stifling +tower room. Glowing on every little table was a crystal +ball full of pearly white mist. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione sat down together at the same rickety table. + +“I thought we weren’t starting crystal balls until next +term,” Ron muttered, casting a wary eye around for +Professor Trelawney, in case she was lurking nearby. + +“Don’t complain, this means we’ve finished +palmistry,” Harry muttered back. “I was getting sick +of her flinching every time she looked at my hands.” + +“Good day to you!” said the familiar, misty voice, and +Professor Trelawney made her usual dramatic +entrance out of the shadows. Parvati and Lavender + +Page | 330 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +quivered with excitement, their faces lit by the milky +glow of their crystal ball. + + + +“I have decided to introduce the crystal ball a little +earlier than I had planned,” said Professor Trelawney, +sitting with her back to the fire and gazing around. +“The fates have informed me that your examination in +June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give +you sufficient practice.” + +Hermione snorted. + +“Well, honestly ... ‘the fates have informed her’ ... who +sets the exam? She does! What an amazing +prediction!” she said, not troubling to keep her voice +low. Harry and Ron choked back laughs. + +It was hard to tell whether Professor Trelawney had +heard them, as her face was hidden in shadow. She +continued, however, as though she had not. + +“Crystal gazing is a particularly refined art,” she said +dreamily. “I do not expect any of you to See when first +you peer into the Orb’s infinite depths. We shall start +by practicing relaxing the conscious mind and +external eyes” — Ron began to snigger uncontrollably +and had to stuff his fist in his mouth to stifle the +noise — “so as to clear the Inner Eye and the +superconscious. Perhaps, if we are lucky, some of you +will See before the end of the class.” + +And so they began. Harry, at least, felt extremely +foolish, staring blankly at the crystal ball, trying to +keep his mind empty when thoughts such as “this is +stupid” kept drifting across it. It didn’t help that Ron +kept breaking into silent giggles and Hermione kept +tutting. + + + +Page | 331 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Seen anything yet?” Harry asked them after a +quarter of an hour’s quiet crystal gazing. + +“Yeah, there’s a burn on this table,” said Ron, +pointing. “Someone’s spilled their candle.” + +“This is such a waste of time,” Hermione hissed. “I +could be practicing something useful. I could be +catching up on Cheering Charms — ” + +Professor Trelawney rustled past. + +“Would anyone like me to help them interpret the +shadowy portents within their Orb?” she murmured +over the clinking of her bangles. + +“I don’t need help,” Ron whispered. “It’s obvious what +this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight.” + +Both Harry and Hermione burst out laughing. + +“Now, really!” said Professor Trelawney as everyone’s +heads turned in their direction. Parvati and Lavender +were looking scandalized. “You are disturbing the +clairvoyant vibrations!” She approached their table +and peered into their crystal ball. Harry felt his heart +sinking. He was sure he knew what was coming — + +“There is something here!” Professor Trelawney +whispered, lowering her face to the ball, so that it was +reflected twice in her huge glasses. “Something +moving . . . but what is it?” + +Harry was prepared to bet everything he owned, +including his Firebolt, that it wasn’t good news, +whatever it was. And sure enough — + +“My dear ... ,” Professor Trelawney breathed, gazing +up at Harry. “It is here, plainer than ever before ... my + +Page | 332 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dear, stalking toward you, growing ever closer ... the +Gr — ” + + + +“Oh, for goodness’ sake!” said Hermione loudly. “Not +that ridiculous Grim again\” + +Professor Trelawney raised her enormous eyes to +Hermione ’s face. Parvati whispered something to +Lavender, and they both glared at Hermione too. +Professor Trelawney stood up, surveying Hermione +with unmistakable anger. + +“I am sorry to say that from the moment you have +arrived in this class, my dear, it has been apparent +that you do not have what the noble art of Divination +requires. Indeed, I don’t remember ever meeting a +student whose mind was so hopelessly mundane.” + +There was a moment’s silence. Then — + +“Fine!” said Hermione suddenly, getting up and +cramming Unfogging the Future back into her bag. +“Fine!” she repeated, swinging the bag over her +shoulder and almost knocking Ron off his chair. “I +give up! I’m leaving!” + +And to the whole class’s amazement, Hermione strode +over to the trapdoor, kicked it open, and climbed +down the ladder out of sight. + +It took a few minutes for the class to settle down +again. Professor Trelawney seemed to have forgotten +all about the Grim. She turned abruptly from Harry +and Ron’s table, breathing rather heavily as she +tugged her gauzy shawl more closely to her. + +“Ooooo!” said Lavender suddenly, making everyone +start. “Oooooo, Professor Trelawney, I’ve just +remembered! You saw her leaving, didn’t you? Didn’t + +Page | 333 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you, Professor? ‘Around Easter, one of our number will +leave us forever*.’ You said it ages ago, Professor!” + +Professor Trelawney gave her a dewy smile. + +“Yes, my dear, I did indeed know that Miss Granger +would be leaving us. One hopes, however, that one +might have mistaken the Signs. ... The Inner Eye can +be a burden, you know. ...” + +Lavender and Parvati looked deeply impressed, and +moved over so that Professor Trelawney could join +their table instead. + +“Some day Hermione’s having, eh?” Ron muttered to +Harry, looking awed. + +“Yeah ...” + +Harry glanced into the crystal ball but saw nothing +but swirling white mist. Had Professor Trelawney +really seen the Grim again? Would he? The last thing +he needed was another near-fatal accident, with the +Quidditch final drawing ever nearer. + +The Easter holidays were not exactly relaxing. The +third years had never had so much homework. Neville +Longbottom seemed close to a nervous collapse, and +he wasn’t the only one. + +“Call this a holiday!” Seamus Finnigan roared at the +common room one afternoon. “The exams are ages +away, what’re they playing at?” + +But nobody had as much to do as Hermione. Even +without Divination, she was taking more subjects +than anybody else. She was usually last to leave the +common room at night, first to arrive at the library + + + +Page | 334 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the next morning; she had shadows like Lupin’s +under her eyes, and seemed constantly close to tears. + +Ron had taken over responsibility for Buckbeak’s +appeal. When he wasn’t doing his own work, he was +poring over enormously thick volumes with names +like The Handbook of Hippogriff Psychology and Fowl +or Foul? A Study of Hippogriff Brutality. He was so +absorbed, he even forgot to be horrible to +Crookshanks. + +Harry, meanwhile, had to fit in his homework around +Quidditch practice every day, not to mention endless +discussions of tactics with Wood. The Gryffindor- +Slytherin match would take place on the first +Saturday after the Easter holidays. Slytherin was +leading the tournament by exactly two hundred +points. This meant (as Wood constantly reminded his +team) that they needed to win the match by more +than that amount to win the Cup. It also meant that +the burden of winning fell largely on Harry, because +capturing the Snitch was worth one hundred and fifty +points. + +“So you must catch it only if we’re more than fifty +points up,” Wood told Harry constantly. “Only if we’re +more than fifty points up, Harry, or we win the match +but lose the Cup. You’ve got that, haven’t you? You +must catch the Snitch only if we’re — ” + +“I KNOW, OLIVER!” Harry yelled. + +The whole of Gryffindor House was obsessed with the +coming match. Gryffindor hadn’t won the Quidditch +Cup since the legendary Charlie Weasley (Ron’s +second oldest brother) had been Seeker. But Harry +doubted whether any of them, even Wood, wanted to +win as much as he did. The enmity between Harry +and Malfoy was at its highest point ever. Malfoy was +Page | 335 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +still smarting about the mud-throwing incident in +Hogsmeade and was even more furious that Harry +had somehow wormed his way out of punishment. +Harry hadn’t forgotten Malfoy’s attempt to sabotage +him in the match against Ravenclaw, but it was the +matter of Buckbeak that made him most determined +to beat Malfoy in front of the entire school. + +Never, in anyone’s memory, had a match approached +in such a highly charged atmosphere. By the time the +holidays were over, tension between the two teams +and their Houses was at the breaking point. A +number of small scuffles broke out in the corridors, +culminating in a nasty incident in which a Gryffindor +fourth year and a Slytherin sixth year ended up in the +hospital wing with leeks sprouting out of their ears. + +Harry was having a particularly bad time of it. He +couldn’t walk to class without Slytherins sticking out +their legs and trying to trip him up; Crabbe and Goyle +kept popping up wherever he went, and slouching +away looking disappointed when they saw him +surrounded by people. Wood had given instructions +that Harry should be accompanied everywhere he +went, in case the Slytherins tried to put him out of +action. The whole of Gryffindor House took up the +challenge enthusiastically, so that it was impossible +for Harry to get to classes on time because he was +surrounded by a vast, chattering crowd. Harry was +more concerned for his Firebolt’s safety than his own. +When he wasn’t flying it, he locked it securely in his +trunk and frequently dashed back up to Gryffindor +Tower at break times to check that it was still there. + +All usual pursuits were abandoned in the Gryffindor +common room the night before the match. Even +Hermione had put down her books. + +“I can’t work, I can’t concentrate,” she said nervously. + +Page | 336 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a great deal of noise. Fred and George +Weasley were dealing with the pressure by being +louder and more exuberant than ever. Oliver Wood +was crouched over a model of a Quidditch field in the +corner, prodding little figures across it with his wand +and muttering to himself. Angelina, Alicia, and Katie +were laughing at Fred’s and George’s jokes. Harry was +sitting with Ron and Hermione, removed from the +center of things, trying not to think about the next +day, because every time he did, he had the horrible +sensation that something very large was fighting to +get out of his stomach. + +“You’re going to be fine,” Hermione told him, though +she looked positively terrified. + +“You’ve got a Firebolti” said Ron. + +“Yeah ... ,” said Harry, his stomach writhing. + +It came as a relief when Wood suddenly stood up and +yelled, “Team! Bed!” + + + +Harry slept badly. First he dreamed that he had +overslept, and that Wood was yelling, “Where were +you? We had to use Neville instead!” Then he dreamed +that Malfoy and the rest of the Slytherin team arrived +for the match riding dragons. He was flying at +breakneck speed, trying to avoid a spurt of flames +from Malfoy ’s steed’s mouth, when he realized he had +forgotten his Firebolt. He fell through the air and +woke with a start. + +It was a few seconds before Harry remembered that +the match hadn’t taken place yet, that he was safe in +bed, and that the Slytherin team definitely wouldn’t +be allowed to play on dragons. He was feeling very + +Page | 337 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +thirsty. Quietly as he could, he got out of his four- +poster and went to pour himself some water from the +silver jug beneath the window. + +The grounds were still and quiet. No breath of wind +disturbed the treetops in the Forbidden Forest; the +Whomping Willow was motionless and innocent- +looking. It looked as though the conditions for the +match would be perfect. + +Harry set down his goblet and was about to turn back +to his bed when something caught his eye. An animal +of some kind was prowling across the silvery lawn. + +Harry dashed to his bedside table, snatched up his +glasses, and put them on, then hurried back to the +window. It couldn’t be the Grim — not now — not +right before the match — + +He peered out at the grounds again and, after a +minute’s frantic searching, spotted it. It was skirting +the edge of the forest now. ... It wasn’t the Grim at all +...it was a cat. ... Harry clutched the window ledge in +relief as he recognized the bottlebrush tail. It was only +Crookshanks. ... + +Or was it only Crookshanks? Harry squinted, +pressing his nose flat against the glass. Crookshanks +seemed to have come to a halt. Harry was sure he +could see something else moving in the shadow of the +trees too. + +And just then, it emerged — a gigantic, shaggy black +dog, moving stealthily across the lawn, Crookshanks +trotting at its side. Harry stared. What did this mean? +If Crookshanks could see the dog as well, how could it +be an omen of Harry’s death? + +“Ron!” Harry hissed. “Ron! Wake up!” + +Page | 338 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Huh?” + + + +“I need you to tell me if you can see something!” + +“S’all dark, Harry,” Ron muttered thickly. “What’re +you on about?” + +“Down here — ” + +Harry looked quickly back out of the window. + +Crookshanks and the dog had vanished. Harry +climbed onto the windowsill to look right down into +the shadows of the castle, but they weren’t there. +Where had they gone? + +A loud snore told him Ron had fallen asleep again. + +Harry and the rest of the Gryffindor team entered the +Great Hall the next day to enormous applause. Harry +couldn’t help grinning broadly as he saw that both +the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff tables were applauding +them too. The Slytherin table hissed loudly as they +passed. Harry noticed that Malfoy looked even paler +than usual. + +Wood spent the whole of breakfast urging his team to +eat, while touching nothing himself. Then he hurried +them off to the field before anyone else had finished, +so they could get an idea of the conditions. As they +left the Great Hall, everyone applauded again. + +“Good luck, Harry!” called Cho. Harry felt himself +blushing. + +“Okay — no wind to speak of — sun’s a bit bright, +that could impair your vision, watch out for it — + +ground’s fairly hard, good, that’ll give us a fast kickoff +?? + +Page | 339 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wood paced the field, staring around with the team +behind him. Finally, they saw the front doors of the +castle open in the distance and the rest of the school +spilling onto the lawn. + +“Locker rooms,” said Wood tersely. + +None of them spoke as they changed into their scarlet +robes. Harry wondered if they were feeling like he +was: as though he’d eaten something extremely +wriggly for breakfast. In what seemed like no time at +all, Wood was saying, “Okay, it’s time, let’s go — ” + +They walked out onto the field to a tidal wave of noise. +Three-quarters of the crowd was wearing scarlet +rosettes, waving scarlet flags with the Gryffindor lion +upon them, or brandishing banners with slogans like +“GO GRYFFINDOR!” and “LIONS FOR THE CUP!” +Behind the Slytherin goal posts, however, two +hundred people were wearing green; the silver serpent +of Slytherin glittered on their flags, and Professor +Snape sat in the very front row, wearing green like +everyone else, and a very grim smile. + +“And here are the Gryffindors!” yelled Lee Jordan, +who was acting as commentator as usual. “Potter, + +Bell, Johnson, Spinnet, Weasley, Weasley, and Wood. +Widely acknowledged as the best team Hogwarts has +seen in a good few years — ” + +Lee’s comments were drowned by a tide of “boos” from +the Slytherin end. + +“And here come the Slytherin team, led by Captain +Flint. He’s made some changes in the lineup and +seems to be going for size rather than skill — ” + +More boos from the Slytherin crowd. Harry, however, +thought Lee had a point. Malfoy was easily the + +Page | 340 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +smallest person on the Slytherin team; the rest of +them were enormous. + + + +“Captains, shake hands!” said Madam Hooch. + +Flint and Wood approached each other and grasped +each other’s hand very tightly; it looked as though +each was trying to break the other’s fingers. + +“Mount your brooms!” said Madam Hooch. “Three ... +two ... one ...” + +The sound of her whistle was lost in the roar from the +crowd as fourteen brooms rose into the air. Harry felt +his hair fly back off his forehead; his nerves left him +in the thrill of the flight; he glanced around, saw +Malfoy on his tail, and sped off in search of the +Snitch. + +“And it’s Gryffindor in possession, Alicia Spinnet of +Gryffindor with the Quaffle, heading straight for the +Slytherin goal posts, looking good, Alicia! Argh, no — +Quaffle intercepted by Warrington, Warrington of +Slytherin tearing up the field — WHAM! — nice +Bludger work there by George Weasley, Warrington +drops the Quaffle, it’s caught by — Johnson, +Gryffindor back in possession, come on, Angelina — +nice swerve around Montague — duck, Angelina, +that’s a Bludger] — SHE SCORES! TEN-ZERO TO +GRYFFINDOR!” + +Angelina punched the air as she soared around the +end of the field; the sea of scarlet below was +screaming its delight — + +“OUCH!” + +Angelina was nearly thrown from her broom as +Marcus Flint went smashing into her. + +Page | 341 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sorry!” said Flint as the crowd below booed. “Sorry, +didn’t see her!” + +A moment later, Fred Weasley chucked his Beater’s +club at the back of Flint’s head. Flint’s nose smashed +into the handle of his broom and began to bleed. + +“That will do!” shrieked Madam Hooch, zooming +between them. “Penalty shot to Gryffindor for an +unprovoked attack on their Chaser! Penalty shot to +Slytherin for deliberate damage to their Chaser!” + +“Come off it, Miss!” howled Fred, but Madam Hooch +blew her whistle and Alicia flew forward to take the +penalty. + +“Come on, Alicia!” yelled Lee into the silence that had +descended on the crowd. “YES! SHE’S BEATEN THE +KEEPER! TWENTY-ZERO TO GRYFFINDOR!” + +Harry turned the Firebolt sharply to watch Flint, still +bleeding freely, fly forward to take the Slytherin +penalty. Wood was hovering in front of the Gryffindor +goal posts, his jaw clenched. + +“ ’Course, Wood’s a superb Keeper!” Lee Jordan told +the crowd as Flint waited for Madam Hooch’s whistle. +“Superb! Very difficult to pass — very difficult indeed + +— YES! I DONT BELIEVE IT! HE’S SAVED IT!” + +Relieved, Harry zoomed away, gazing around for the +Snitch, but still making sure he caught every word of +Lee’s commentary. It was essential that he hold +Malfoy off the Snitch until Gryffindor was more than +fifty points up — + +“Gryffindor in possession, no, Slytherin in possession + +— no! — Gryffindor back in possession and it’s Katie + + + +Page | 342 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Bell, Katie Bell for Gryffindor with the Quaffle, she’s +streaking up the field — THAT WAS DELIBERATE!” + + + +Montague, a Slytherin Chaser, had swerved in front of +Katie, and instead of seizing the Quaffle had grabbed +her head. Katie cartwheeled in the air, managed to +stay on her broom, but dropped the Quaffle. + +Madam Hooch’s whistle rang out again as she soared +over to Montague and began shouting at him. A +minute later, Katie had put another penalty past the +Slytherin Seeker. + +“THIRTY-ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING + + + +“Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way + +— !” + +“I’m telling it like it is, Professor!” + +Harry felt a huge jolt of excitement. He had seen the +Snitch — it was shimmering at the foot of one of the +Gryffindor goal posts — but he mustn’t catch it yet — +and if Malfoy saw it — + +Faking a look of sudden concentration, Harry pulled +his Firebolt around and sped off toward the Slytherin +end — it worked. Malfoy went haring after him, +clearly thinking Harry had seen the Snitch there. ... + +WHOOSH. + +One of the Bludgers came streaking past Harry’s right +ear, hit by the gigantic Slytherin Beater, Derrick. + +Then again — + +WHOOSH. + +Page | 343 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The second Bludger grazed Harry’s elbow. The other +Beater, Bole, was closing in. + +Harry had a fleeting glimpse of Bole and Derrick +zooming toward him, clubs raised — + +He turned the Firebolt upward at the last second, and +Bole and Derrick collided with a sickening crunch. + +“Ha haaa!” yelled Lee Jordan as the Slytherin Beaters +lurched away from each other, clutching their heads. +“Too bad, boys! You’ll need to get up earlier than that +to beat a Firebolt! And it’s Gryffindor in possession +again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle — Flint alongside +her — poke him in the eye, Angelina! — it was a joke, +Professor, it was a joke — oh no — Flint in +possession, Flint flying toward the Gryffindor goal +posts, come on now, Wood, save — !” + +But Flint had scored; there was an eruption of cheers +from the Slytherin end, and Lee swore so badly that +Professor McGonagall tried to tug the magical +megaphone away from him. + +“Sorry, Professor, sorry! Won’t happen again! So, +Gryffindor in the lead, thirty points to ten, and +Gryffindor in possession — ” + +It was turning into the dirtiest game Harry had ever +played in. Enraged that Gryffindor had taken such an +early lead, the Slytherins were rapidly resorting to any +means to take the Quaffle. Bole hit Alicia with his +club and tried to say he’d thought she was a Bludger. +George Weasley elbowed Bole in the face in +retaliation. Madam Hooch awarded both teams +penalties, and Wood pulled off another spectacular +save, making the score forty-ten to Gryffindor. + + + +Page | 344 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Snitch had disappeared again. Malfoy was still +keeping close to Harry as he soared over the match, +looking around for it — once Gryffindor was fifty +points ahead — + +Katie scored. Fifty-ten. Fred and George Weasley were +swooping around her, clubs raised, in case any of the +Slytherins were thinking of revenge. Bole and Derrick +took advantage of Fred’s and George’s absence to aim +both Bludgers at Wood; they caught him in the +stomach, one after the other, and he rolled over in the +air, clutching his broom, completely winded. + +Madam Hooch was beside herself. + +“YOU DO NOT ATTACK THE KEEPER UNLESS THE +QUAFFLE IS WITHIN THE SCORING AREA!” she +shrieked at Bole and Derrick. “Gryffindor penalty!” + +And Angelina scored. Sixty-ten. Moments later, Fred +Weasley pelted a Bludger at Warrington, knocking the +Quaffle out of his hands; Alicia seized it and put it +through the Slytherin goal — seventy-ten. + +The Gryffindor crowd below was screaming itself +hoarse — Gryffindor was sixty points in the lead, and +if Harry caught the Snitch now, the Cup was theirs. +Harry could almost feel hundreds of eyes following +him as he soared around the field, high above the rest +of the game, with Malfoy speeding along behind him. + +And then he saw it. The Snitch was sparkling twenty +feet above him. + +Harry put on a huge burst of speed; the wind was +roaring in his ears; he stretched out his hand, but +suddenly, the Firebolt was slowing down — + + + +Page | 345 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Horrified, he looked around. Malfoy had thrown +himself forward, grabbed hold of the Firebolt’s tail, +and was pulling it back. + +“You — ” + +Harry was angry enough to hit Malfoy, but couldn’t +reach — Malfoy was panting with the effort of holding +onto the Firebolt, but his eyes were sparkling +maliciously. He had achieved what he’d wanted to do +— the Snitch had disappeared again. + +“Penalty! Penalty to Gryffindor! I’ve never seen such +tactics!” Madam Hooch screeched, shooting up to +where Malfoy was sliding back onto his Nimbus Two +Thousand and One. + +“YOU CHEATING SCUM!” Lee Jordan was howling +into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor +McGonagall’s reach. “YOU FILTHY, CHEATING B — ” + +Professor McGonagall didn’t even bother to tell him +off. She was actually shaking her finger in Malfoy’s +direction, her hat had fallen off, and she too was +shouting furiously. + +Alicia took Gryffindor’s penalty, but she was so angry +she missed by several feet. The Gryffindor team was +losing concentration and the Slytherins, delighted by +Malfoy’s foul on Harry, were being spurred on to +greater heights. + +“Slytherin in possession, Slytherin heading for goal — +Montague scores — ” Lee groaned. “Seventy-twenty to +Gryffindor. ...” + +Harry was now marking Malfoy so closely their knees +kept hitting each other. Harry wasn’t going to let +Malfoy anywhere near the Snitch. ... + +Page | 346 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get out of it, Potter!” Malfoy yelled in frustration as +he tried to turn and found Harry blocking him. + +“Angelina Johnson gets the Quaffle for Gryffindor, +come on, Angelina, COME ON!” + +Harry looked around. Every single Slytherin player +apart from Malfoy was streaking up the pitch toward +Angelina, including the Slytherin Keeper — they were +all going to block her — + +Harry wheeled the Firebolt around, bent so low he +was lying flat along the handle, and kicked it forward. +Like a bullet, he shot toward the Slytherins. + +“AAAAAAARRRGH ! ” + +They scattered as the Firebolt zoomed toward them; +Angelina’s way was clear. + +“SHE SCORES! SHE SCORES! Gryffindor leads by +eighty points to twenty!” + +Harry, who had almost pelted headlong into the +stands, skidded to a halt in midair, reversed, and +zoomed back into the middle of the field. + +And then he saw something to make his heart stand +still. Malfoy was diving, a look of triumph on his face +— there, a few feet above the grass below, was a tiny, +golden glimmer — + +Harry urged the Firebolt downward, but Malfoy was +miles ahead — + +“Go! Go! Go!” Harry urged his broom. He was gaining +on Malfoy — Harry flattened himself to the broom +handle as Bole sent a Bludger at him — he was at +Malfoy’s ankles — he was level — + +Page | 347 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry threw himself forward, took both hands off his +broom. He knocked Malfoy’s arm out of the way and + + + +“YES!” + +He pulled out of his dive, his hand in the air, and the +stadium exploded. Harry soared above the crowd, an +odd ringing in his ears. The tiny golden ball was held +tight in his fist, beating its wings hopelessly against +his fingers. + +Then Wood was speeding toward him, half-blinded by +tears; he seized Harry around the neck and sobbed +unrestrainedly into his shoulder. Harry felt two large +thumps as Fred and George hit them; then +Angelina’s, Alicia’s, and Katie’s voices, “We’ve won the +Cup\ We’ve won the Cup\” Tangled together in a +many-armed hug, the Gryffindor team sank, yelling +hoarsely, back to earth. + +Wave upon wave of crimson supporters was pouring +over the barriers onto the field. Hands were raining +down on their backs. Harry had a confused +impression of noise and bodies pressing in on him. +Then he, and the rest of the team, were hoisted onto +the shoulders of the crowd. Thrust into the light, he +saw Hagrid, plastered with crimson rosettes — “Yeh +beat ’em, Harry, yeh beat ’em! Wait till I tell +Buckbeak!” There was Percy, jumping up and down +like a maniac, all dignity forgotten. Professor +McGonagall was sobbing harder even than Wood, +wiping her eyes with an enormous Gryffindor flag; +and there, fighting their way toward Harry, were Ron +and Hermione. Words failed them. They simply +beamed as Harry was borne toward the stands, where +Dumbledore stood waiting with the enormous +Quidditch Cup. + + + +Page | 348 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +If only there had been a dementor around. ... As a +sobbing Wood passed Harry the Cup, as he lifted it +into the air, Harry felt he could have produced the +world’s best Patronus. + + + +Page | 349 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY’S +PREDICTION + +Harry’s euphoria at finally winning the Quidditch Cup +lasted at least a week. Even the weather seemed to be +celebrating; as June approached, the days became +cloudless and sultry, and all anybody felt like doing +was strolling onto the grounds and flopping down on +the grass with several pints of iced pumpkin juice, +perhaps playing a casual game of Gobstones or +watching the giant squid propel itself dreamily across +the surface of the lake. + +But they couldn’t. Exams were nearly upon them, and +instead of lazing around outside, the students were +forced to remain inside the castle, trying to bully their +brains into concentrating while enticing wafts of +summer air drifted in through the windows. Even +Fred and George Weasley had been spotted working; +they were about to take their O.W.L.s (Ordinary +Wizarding Levels). Percy was getting ready to take his +N.E.W.T.s (Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests), the +highest qualification Hogwarts offered. As Percy + +Page | 350 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +hoped to enter the Ministry of Magic, he needed top +grades. He was becoming increasingly edgy, and gave +very severe punishments to anybody who disturbed +the quiet of the common room in the evenings. In fact, +the only person who seemed more anxious than Percy +was Hermione. + +Harry and Ron had given up asking her how she was +managing to attend several classes at once, but they +couldn’t restrain themselves when they saw the exam +schedule she had drawn up for herself. The first +column read: + +Monday + +9 o’clock, Arithmancy +9 o’clock, Transfiguration +Lunch + +1 o’clock, Charms +1 o’clock, Ancient Runes + +“Hermione?” Ron said cautiously, because she was +liable to explode when interrupted these days. “Er — +are you sure you’ve copied down these times right?” + +“What?” snapped Hermione, picking up the exam +schedule and examining it. “Yes, of course I have.” + +“Is there any point asking how you’re going to sit for +two exams at once?” said Harry. + +“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen +my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?” + + + +Page | 351 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” +said Ron, but very quietly. Hermione started shifting +heaps of parchment around on her table, looking for +the book. Just then, there was a rustle at the window +and Hedwig fluttered through it, a note clutched tight +in her beak. + +“It’s from Hagrid,” said Harry, ripping the note open. +“Buckbeak’s appeal — it’s set for the sixth.” + +“That’s the day we finish our exams,” said Hermione, +still looking everywhere for her Arithmancy book. + +“And they’re coming up here to do it,” said Harry, still +reading from the letter. “Someone from the Ministry of +Magic and — and an executioner.” + +Hermione looked up, startled. + +“They’re bringing the executioner to the appeal! But +that sounds as though they’ve already decided!” + +“Yeah, it does,” said Harry slowly. + +“They can’t!” Ron howled. “I’ve spent ages reading up +on stuff for him; they can’t just ignore it all!” + +But Harry had a horrible feeling that the Committee +for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures had had its +mind made up for it by Mr. Malfoy. Draco, who had +been noticeably subdued since Gryffindor’s triumph +in the Quidditch final, seemed to regain some of his +old swagger over the next few days. From sneering +comments Harry overheard, Malfoy was certain +Buckbeak was going to be killed, and seemed +thoroughly pleased with himself for bringing it about. +It was all Harry could do to stop himself imitating +Hermione and hitting Malfoy in the face on these +occasions. And the worst thing of all was that they +Page | 352 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had no time or opportunity to go and see Hagrid, +because the strict new security measures had not +been lifted, and Harry didn’t dare retrieve his +Invisibility Cloak from below the one-eyed witch. + +k k k + + + +Exam week began and an unnatural hush fell over +the castle. The third years emerged from +Transfiguration at lunchtime on Monday, limp and +ashen-faced, comparing results and bemoaning the +difficulty of the tasks they had been set, which had +included turning a teapot into a tortoise. Hermione +irritated the rest by fussing about how her tortoise +had looked more like a turtle, which was the least of +everyone else’s worries. + +“Mine still had a spout for a tail, what a nightmare. + + + +“Were the tortoises supposed to breathe steam?” + +“It still had a willow-patterned shell, d’you think +that 11 count against me?” + +Then, after a hasty lunch, it was straight back +upstairs for the Charms exam. Hermione had been +right; Professor Flitwick did indeed test them on +Cheering Charms. Harry slightly overdid his out of +nerves and Ron, who was partnering him, ended up +in fits of hysterical laughter and had to be led away to +a quiet room for an hour before he was ready to +perform the charm himself. After dinner, the students +hurried back to their common rooms, not to relax, +but to start studying for Care of Magical Creatures, +Potions, and Astronomy. + + + +Page | 353 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid presided over the Care of Magical Creatures +exam the following morning with a very preoccupied +air indeed; his heart didn’t seem to be in it at all. He +had provided a large tub of fresh flobberworms for the +class, and told them that to pass the test, their +flobberworm had to still be alive at the end of one +hour. As flobberworms flourished best if left to their +own devices, it was the easiest exam any of them had +ever taken, and also gave Harry, Ron, and Hermione +plenty of opportunity to speak to Hagrid. + +“Beaky’s gettin’ a bit depressed,” Hagrid told them, +bending low on the pretense of checking that Harry’s +flobberworm was still alive. “Bin cooped up too long. +But still ... we’ll know day after tomorrow — one way +or the other — ” + +They had Potions that afternoon, which was an +unqualified disaster. Try as Harry might, he couldn’t +get his Confusing Concoction to thicken, and Snape, +standing watch with an air of vindictive pleasure, +scribbled something that looked suspiciously like a +zero onto his notes before moving away. + +Then came Astronomy at midnight, up on the tallest +tower; History of Magic on Wednesday morning, in +which Harry scribbled everything Florean Fortescue +had ever told him about medieval witch-hunts, while +wishing he could have had one of Fortescue ’s choco- +nut sundaes with him in the stifling classroom. +Wednesday afternoon meant Herbology, in the +greenhouses under a baking-hot sun; then back to +the common room once more, with sunburnt necks, +thinking longingly of this time next day, when it +would all be over. + +Their second to last exam, on Thursday morning, was +Defense Against the Dark Arts. Professor Lupin had +compiled the most unusual exam any of them had + +Page | 354 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ever taken; a sort of obstacle course outside in the +sun, where they had to wade across a deep paddling +pool containing a grindylow, cross a series of potholes +full of Red Caps, squish their way across a patch of +marsh while ignoring misleading directions from a +hinkypunk, then climb into an old trunk and battle +with a new boggart. + +“Excellent, Harry,” Lupin muttered as Harry climbed +out of the trunk, grinning. “Full marks.” + +Flushed with his success, Harry hung around to +watch Ron and Hermione. Ron did very well until he +reached the hinkypunk, which successfully confused +him into sinking waist-high into the quagmire. +Hermione did everything perfectly until she reached +the trunk with the boggart in it. After about a minute +inside it, she burst out again, screaming. + +“Hermione!” said Lupin, startled. “What’s the matter?” + +“P — P — Professor McGonagall!” Hermione gasped, +pointing into the trunk. “Sh — she said I’d failed +everything!” + +It took a little while to calm Hermione down. When at +last she had regained a grip on herself, she, Harry, +and Ron went back to the castle. Ron was still slightly +inclined to laugh at Hermione ’s boggart, but an +argument was averted by the sight that met them on +the top of the steps. + +Cornelius Fudge, sweating slightly in his pinstriped +cloak, was standing there staring out at the grounds. +He started at the sight of Harry. + +“Hello there, Harry!” he said. “Just had an exam, I +expect? Nearly finished?” + + + +Page | 355 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Harry. Hermione and Ron, not being on +speaking terms with the Minister of Magic, hovered +awkwardly in the background. + +“Lovely day,” said Fudge, casting an eye over the lake. +“Pity ... pity ...” + +He sighed deeply and looked down at Harry. + +“I’m here on an unpleasant mission, Harry. The +Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures +required a witness to the execution of a mad +hippogriff. As I needed to visit Hogwarts to check on +the Black situation, I was asked to step in.” + +“Does that mean the appeal’s already happened?” Ron +interrupted, stepping forward. + +“No, no, it’s scheduled for this afternoon,” said Fudge, +looking curiously at Ron. + +“Then you might not have to witness an execution at +all!” said Ron stoutly. “The hippogriff might get off!” + +Before Fudge could answer, two wizards came +through the castle doors behind him. One was so +ancient he appeared to be withering before their very +eyes; the other was tall and strapping, with a thin +black mustache. Harry gathered that they were +representatives of the Committee for the Disposal of +Dangerous Creatures, because the very old wizard +squinted toward Hagrid’s cabin and said in a feeble +voice, “Dear, dear, I’m getting too old for this. ... Two +o’clock, isn’t it, Fudge?” + +The black-mustached man was fingering something in +his belt; Harry looked and saw that he was running +one broad thumb along the blade of a shining axe. + +Ron opened his mouth to say something, but + +Page | 356 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione nudged him hard in the ribs and jerked her +head toward the entrance hall. + +“Why’d you stop me?” said Ron angrily as they +entered the Great Hall for lunch. “Did you see them? +They’ve even got the axe ready! This isn’t justice!” + +“Ron, your dad works for the Ministry, you can’t go +saying things like that to his boss!” said Hermione, +but she too looked very upset. “As long as Hagrid +keeps his head this time, and argues his case +properly, they can’t possibly execute Buckbeak. ...” + +But Harry could tell Hermione didn’t really believe +what she was saying. All around them, people were +talking excitedly as they ate their lunch, happily +anticipating the end of the exams that afternoon, but +Harry, Ron, and Hermione, lost in worry about Hagrid +and Buckbeak, didn’t join in. + +Harry’s and Ron’s last exam was Divination; +Hermione’s, Muggle Studies. They walked up the +marble staircase together; Hermione left them on the +first floor and Harry and Ron proceeded all the way +up to the seventh, where many of their class were +sitting on the spiral staircase to Professor Trelawney’s +classroom, trying to cram in a bit of last-minute +studying. + +“She’s seeing us all separately,” Neville informed them +as they went to sit down next to him. He had his copy +of Unfogging the Future open on his lap at the pages +devoted to crystal gazing. “Have either of you ever +seen anything in a crystal ball?” he asked them +unhappily. + +“Nope,” said Ron in an offhand voice. He kept +checking his watch; Harry knew that he was counting +down the time until Buckbeak’s appeal started. + +Page | 357 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The line of people outside the classroom shortened +very slowly. As each person climbed back down the +silver ladder, the rest of the class hissed, “What did +she ask? Was it okay?” + +But they all refused to say. + +“She says the crystal ball’s told her that if I tell you, + +I’ll have a horrible accident!” squeaked Neville as he +clambered back down the ladder toward Harry and +Ron, who had now reached the landing. + +“That’s convenient,” snorted Ron. “You know, I’m +starting to think Hermione was right about her” — he +jabbed his thumb toward the trapdoor overhead — +“she’s a right old fraud.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, looking at his own watch. It was +now two o’clock. “Wish she’d hurry up ...” + +Parvati came back down the ladder glowing with +pride. + +“She says I’ve got all the makings of a true Seer,” she +informed Harry and Ron. “I saw loads of stuff. ... Well, +good luck!” + +She hurried off down the spiral staircase toward +Lavender. + +“Ronald Weasley,” said the familiar, misty voice from +over their heads. Ron grimaced at Harry and climbed +the silver ladder out of sight. Harry was now the only +person left to be tested. He settled himself on the floor +with his back against the wall, listening to a fly +buzzing in the sunny window, his mind across the +grounds with Hagrid. + + + +Page | 358 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Finally, after about twenty minutes, Ron’s large feet +reappeared on the ladder. + +“How’d it go?” Harry asked him, standing up. + +“Rubbish,” said Ron. “Couldn’t see a thing, so I made +some stuff up. Don’t think she was convinced, +though. ...” + +“Meet you in the common room,” Harry muttered as +Professor Trelawney’s voice called, “Harry Potter!” + +The tower room was hotter than ever before; the +curtains were closed, the fire was alight, and the +usual sickly scent made Harry cough as he stumbled +through the clutter of chairs and tables to where +Professor Trelawney sat waiting for him before a large +crystal ball. + +“Good day, my dear,” she said softly. “If you would +kindly gaze into the Orb. ... Take your time, now ... +then tell me what you see within it. ...” + +Harry bent over the crystal ball and stared, stared as +hard as he could, willing it to show him something +other than swirling white fog, but nothing happened. + +“Well?” Professor Trelawney prompted delicately. +“What do you see?” + +The heat was overpowering and his nostrils were +stinging with the perfumed smoke wafting from the +fire beside them. He thought of what Ron had just +said, and decided to pretend. + +“Er — ” said Harry, “a dark shape ... um ...” + +“What does it resemble?” whispered Professor +Trelawney. “Think, now ...” + +Page | 359 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry cast his mind around and it landed on +Buckbeak. + +“A hippogriff,” he said firmly. + +“Indeed!” whispered Professor Trelawney, scribbling +keenly on the parchment perched upon her knees. +“My boy, you may well be seeing the outcome of poor +Hagrid’s trouble with the Ministry of Magic! Look +closer. . . . Does the hippogriff appear to . . . have its +head?” + +“Yes,” said Harry firmly. + +“Are you sure?” Professor Trelawney urged him. “Are +you quite sure, dear? You don’t see it writhing on the +ground, perhaps, and a shadowy figure raising an axe +behind it?” + +“No!” said Harry, starting to feel slightly sick. + +“No blood? No weeping Hagrid?” + +“No!” said Harry again, wanting more than ever to +leave the room and the heat. “It looks fine, it’s — +flying away. ...” + +Professor Trelawney sighed. + +“Well, dear, I think we’ll leave it there. ... A little +disappointing ... but I’m sure you did your best.” + +Relieved, Harry got up, picked up his bag and turned +to go, but then a loud, harsh voice spoke behind him. + +“It will happen tonight.” + + + +Page | 360 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry wheeled around. Professor Trelawney had gone +rigid in her armchair; her eyes were unfocused and +her mouth sagging. + +“S — sorry?” said Harry. + +But Professor Trelawney didn’t seem to hear him. Her +eyes started to roll. Harry sat there in a panic. She +looked as though she was about to have some sort of +seizure. He hesitated, thinking of running to the +hospital wing — and then Professor Trelawney spoke +again, in the same harsh voice, quite unlike her own: + +“The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned +by his followers. His servant has been chained these +twelve years. Tonight, before midnight ... the servant +will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The +Dark Lord will rise again with his servant’s aid, +greater and more terrible than ever he was. Tonight ... +before midnight . . . the servant . . . will set out ... to +rejoin ... his master. ...” + +Professor Trelawney’s head fell forward onto her +chest. She made a grunting sort of noise. Harry sat +there, staring at her. Then, quite suddenly, Professor +Trelawney’s head snapped up again. + +“I’m so sorry, dear boy,” she said dreamily, “the heat +of the day, you know ... I drifted off for a moment. ...” + +Harry sat there, staring at her. + +“Is there anything wrong, my dear?” + +“You — you just told me that the — the Dark Lord’s +going to rise again ... that his servant’s going to go +back to him. ...” + +Professor Trelawney looked thoroughly startled. + +Page | 361 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Dark Lord? He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? My +dear boy, that’s hardly something to joke about. ... +Rise again, indeed — ” + +“But you just said it! You said the Dark Lord — ” + +“I think you must have dozed off too, dear!” said +Professor Trelawney. “I would certainly not presume +to predict anything quite as far-fetched as that\” + +Harry climbed back down the ladder and the spiral +staircase, wondering ... had he just heard Professor +Trelawney make a real prediction? Or had that been +her idea of an impressive end to the test? + +Five minutes later he was dashing past the security +trolls outside the entrance to Gryffindor Tower, +Professor Trelawney’s words still resounding in his +head. People were striding past him in the opposite +direction, laughing and joking, heading for the +grounds and a bit of long-awaited freedom; by the +time he had reached the portrait hole and entered the +common room, it was almost deserted. Over in the +corner, however, sat Ron and Hermione. + +“Professor Trelawney,” Harry panted, “just told me — ” + +But he stopped abruptly at the sight of their faces. + +“Buckbeak lost,” said Ron weakly. “Hagrid’s just sent +this.” + +Hagrid’s note was dry this time, no tears had +splattered it, yet his hand seemed to have shaken so +much as he wrote that it was hardly legible. + +Lost appeal. They’re going to execute at sunset + + + +Nothing you can do. Don’t come down. + +Page | 362 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I don’t want you to see it +Hagrid + +“We’ve got to go,” said Harry at once. “He can’t just sit +there on his own, waiting for the executioner!” + +“Sunset, though,” said Ron, who was staring out the +window in a glazed sort of way. “We’d never be +allowed ... ’specially you, Harry. ...” + +Harry sank his head into his hands, thinking. + +“If we only had the Invisibility Cloak. ...” + +“Where is it?” said Hermione. + +Harry told her about leaving it in the passageway +under the one-eyed witch. + +"... if Snape sees me anywhere near there again, I’m +in serious trouble,” he finished. + +“That’s true,” said Hermione, getting to her feet. “If he +sees you. ... How do you open the witch’s hump +again?” + +“You — you tap it and say, ‘Dissendium,’ ” said Harry. +“But — ” + +Hermione didn’t wait for the rest of his sentence; she +strode across the room, pushed open the Fat Lady’s +portrait and vanished from sight. + +“She hasn’t gone to get it?” Ron said, staring after +her. + + + +Page | 363 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She had. Hermione returned a quarter of an hour +later with the silvery cloak folded carefully under her +robes. + +“Hermione, I don’t know what’s gotten into you +lately!” said Ron, astounded. “First you hit Malfoy, +then you walk out on Professor Trelawney — ” + +Hermione looked rather flattered. + +They went down to dinner with everybody else, but +did not return to Gryffindor Tower afterward. Harry +had the cloak hidden down the front of his robes; he +had to keep his arms folded to hide the lump. They +skulked in an empty chamber off the entrance hall, +listening, until they were sure it was deserted. They +heard a last pair of people hurrying across the hall +and a door slamming. Hermione poked her head +around the door. + +“Okay,” she whispered, “no one there — cloak on — ” + +Walking very close together so that nobody would see +them, they crossed the hall on tiptoe beneath the +cloak, then walked down the stone front steps into +the grounds. The sun was already sinking behind the +Forbidden Forest, gilding the top branches of the +trees. + +They reached Hagrid’s cabin and knocked. He was a +minute in answering, and when he did, he looked all +around for his visitor, pale-faced and trembling. + +“It’s us,” Harry hissed. “We’re wearing the Invisibility +Cloak. Let us in and we can take it off.” + +“Yeh shouldn’ve come!” Hagrid whispered, but he +stood back, and they stepped inside. Hagrid shut the +door quickly and Harry pulled off the cloak. + +Page | 364 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid was not crying, nor did he throw himself upon +their necks. He looked like a man who did not know +where he was or what to do. This helplessness was +worse to watch than tears. + +“Wan’ some tea?” he said. His great hands were +shaking as he reached for the kettle. + +“Where’s Buckbeak, Hagrid?” said Hermione +hesitantly. + +“I — I took him outside,” said Hagrid, spilling milk all +over the table as he filled up the jug. “He’s tethered in +me pumpkin patch. Thought he oughta see the trees +an’ — an’ smell fresh air — before — ” + +Hagrid ’s hand trembled so violently that the milk jug +slipped from his grasp and shattered all over the +floor. + +“I’ll do it, Hagrid,” said Hermione quickly, hurrying +over and starting to clean up the mess. + +“There’s another one in the cupboard,” Hagrid said, +sitting down and wiping his forehead on his sleeve. +Harry glanced at Ron, who looked back hopelessly. + +“Isn’t there anything anyone can do, Hagrid?” Harry +asked fiercely, sitting down next to him. “Dumbledore + + + +“He’s tried,” said Hagrid. “He’s got no power ter +overrule the Committee. He told ’em Buckbeak’s all +right, but they’re scared. ... Yeh know what Lucius +Malfoy’s like ... threatened ’em, I expect ... an’ the +executioner, Macnair, he’s an old pal o’ Malfoy’s ... +but it’ll be quick an’ clean ... an’ I’ll be beside him. ...” + + + +Page | 365 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid swallowed. His eyes were darting all over the +cabin as though looking for some shred of hope or +comfort. + +“Dumbledore ’s gonna come down while it — while it +happens. Wrote me this mornin’. Said he wants ter — +ter be with me. Great man, Dumbledore. ...” + +Hermione, who had been rummaging in Hagrid ’s +cupboard for another milk jug, let out a small, quickly +stifled sob. She straightened up with the new jug in +her hands, fighting back tears. + +“Well stay with you too, Hagrid,” she began, but +Hagrid shook his shaggy head. + +“Yeh’re ter go back up ter the castle. I told yeh, I don’ +wan’ yeh watchin’. An’ yeh shouldn’ be down here +anyway. ... If Fudge an’ Dumbledore catch yeh out +without permission, Harry, yehll be in big trouble.” + +Silent tears were now streaming down Hermione ’s +face, but she hid them from Hagrid, bustling around +making tea. Then, as she picked up the milk bottle to +pour some into the jug, she let out a shriek. + +“Ron! I — I don’t believe it — it’s Scabbersl” + +Ron gaped at her. + +“What are you talking about?” + +Hermione carried the milk jug over to the table and +turned it upside down. With a frantic squeak, and +much scrambling to get back inside, Scabbers the rat +came sliding out onto the table. + +“Scabbers!” said Ron blankly. “Scabbers, what are +you doing here?” + +Page | 366 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He grabbed the struggling rat and held him up to the +light. Scabbers looked dreadful. He was thinner than +ever, large tufts of hair had fallen out leaving wide +bald patches, and he writhed in Ron’s hands as +though desperate to free himself. + +“It’s okay, Scabbers!” said Ron. “No cats! There’s +nothing here to hurt you!” + +Hagrid suddenly stood up, his eyes fixed on the +window. His normally ruddy face had gone the color +of parchment. + +“They’re cornin’. ...” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione whipped around. A group +of men was walking down the distant castle steps. In +front was Albus Dumbledore, his silver beard +gleaming in the dying sun. Next to him trotted +Cornelius Fudge. Behind them came the feeble old +Committee member and the executioner, Macnair. + +“Yeh gotta go,” said Hagrid. Every inch of him was +trembling. “They mustn’ find yeh here. ... Go now. ...” + +Ron stuffed Scabbers into his pocket and Hermione +picked up the cloak. + +“I’ll let yeh out the back way,” said Hagrid. + +They followed him to the door into his back garden. +Harry felt strangely unreal, and even more so when +he saw Buckbeak a few yards away, tethered to a tree +behind Hagrid’s pumpkin patch. Buckbeak seemed to +know something was happening. He turned his sharp +head from side to side and pawed the ground +nervously. + + + +Page | 367 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s okay, Beaky,” said Hagrid softly. “It’s okay ...” He +turned to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. “Go on,” he +said. “Get goin’.” + +But they didn’t move. + +“Hagrid, we can’t — ” + +“Well tell them what really happened — ” + +“They can’t kill him — ” + +“Go!” said Hagrid fiercely. “It’s bad enough without +you lot in trouble an’ all!” + +They had no choice. As Hermione threw the cloak +over Harry and Ron, they heard voices at the front of +the cabin. Hagrid looked at the place where they had +just vanished from sight. + +“Go quick,” he said hoarsely. “Don’ listen. ...” + +And he strode back into his cabin as someone +knocked at the front door. + +Slowly, in a kind of horrified trance, Harry, Ron, and +Hermione set off silently around Hagrid’s house. As +they reached the other side, the front door closed with +a sharp snap. + +“Please, let’s hurry,” Hermione whispered. “I can’t +stand it, I can’t bear it. ...” + +They started up the sloping lawn toward the castle. +The sun was sinking fast now; the sky had turned to +a clear, purple-tinged grey, but to the west there was +a ruby-red glow. + +Ron stopped dead. + +Page | 368 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, please, Ron,” Hermione began. + +“It’s Scabbers — he won’t — stay put — ” + +Ron was bent over, trying to keep Scabbers in his +pocket, but the rat was going berserk; squeaking +madly, twisting and flailing, trying to sink his teeth +into Ron’s hand. + +“Scabbers, it’s me, you idiot, it’s Ron,” Ron hissed. + +They heard a door open behind them and men’s +voices. + +“Oh, Ron, please let’s move, they’re going to do it!” +Hermione breathed. + +“Okay — Scabbers, stay put — ” + +They walked forward; Harry, like Hermione, was +trying not to listen to the rumble of voices behind +them. Ron stopped again. + +“I can’t hold him — Scabbers, shut up, everyone’ll +hear us — ” + +The rat was squealing wildly, but not loudly enough +to cover up the sounds drifting from Hagrid’s garden. +There was a jumble of indistinct male voices, a +silence, and then, without warning, the unmistakable +swish and thud of an axe. + +Hermione swayed on the spot. + +“They did it!” she whispered to Harry. “I d — don’t +believe it — they did it!” + + + +Page | 369 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +CAT, RAT, AND DOG + + + +Harry’s mind had gone blank with shock. The three of +them stood transfixed with horror under the +Invisibility Cloak. The very last rays of the setting sun +were casting a bloody light over the long-shadowed +grounds. Then, behind them, they heard a wild +howling. + +“Hagrid,” Harry muttered. Without thinking about +what he was doing, he made to turn back, but both +Ron and Hermione seized his arms. + +“We can’t,” said Ron, who was paper-white. “He’ll be +in worse trouble if they know we’ve been to see him. + + + +Hermione ’s breathing was shallow and uneven. + +“How — could — they?” she choked. “How could +they?” + +“Come on,” said Ron, whose teeth seemed to be +chattering. + +Page | 370 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +They set off back toward the castle, walking slowly to +keep themselves hidden under the cloak. The light +was fading fast now. By the time they reached open +ground, darkness was settling like a spell around +them. + +“Scabbers, keep still,” Ron hissed, clamping his hand +over his chest. The rat was wriggling madly. Ron +came to a sudden halt, trying to force Scabbers +deeper into his pocket. “What’s the matter with you, +you stupid rat? Stay still — OUCH! He bit me!” + +“Ron, be quiet!” Hermione whispered urgently. +“Fudge’ll be out here in a minute — ” + +“He won’t — stay — put — ” + +Scabbers was plainly terrified. He was writhing with +all his might, trying to break free of Ron’s grip. + +“What’s the matter with him?” + +But Harry had just seen — slinking toward them, his +body low to the ground, wide yellow eyes glinting +eerily in the darkness — Crookshanks. Whether he +could see them or was following the sound of +Scabbers’s squeaks, Harry couldn’t tell. + +“Crookshanks!” Hermione moaned. “No, go away, +Crookshanks! Go away!” + +But the cat was getting nearer — + +“Scabbers — NO!” + +Too late — the rat had slipped between Ron’s +clutching fingers, hit the ground, and scampered +away. In one bound, Crookshanks sprang after him, +and before Harry or Hermione could stop him, Ron + +Page | 371 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had thrown the Invisibility Cloak off himself and +pelted away into the darkness. + + + +“Ron\” Hermione moaned. + +She and Harry looked at each other, then followed at +a sprint; it was impossible to run full out under the +cloak; they pulled it off and it streamed behind them +like a banner as they hurtled after Ron; they could +hear his feet thundering along ahead and his shouts +at Crookshanks. + +“Get away from him — get away — Scabbers, come +here — ” + +There was a loud thud. + +“Gotchal Get off, you stinking cat — ” + +Harry and Hermione almost fell over Ron; they +skidded to a stop right in front of him. He was +sprawled on the ground, but Scabbers was back in +his pocket; he had both hands held tight over the +quivering lump. + +“Ron — come on — back under the cloak — ” + +Hermione panted. “Dumbledore — the Minister — +they’ll be coming back out in a minute — ” + +But before they could cover themselves again, before +they could even catch their breath, they heard the +soft pounding of gigantic paws. ... Something was +bounding toward them, quiet as a shadow — an +enormous, pale-eyed, jet-black dog. + +Harry reached for his wand, but too late — the dog +had made an enormous leap and the front paws hit +him on the chest; he keeled over backward in a whirl +of hair; he felt its hot breath, saw inch-long teeth — + +Page | 372 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the force of its leap had carried it too far; it rolled +off him. Dazed, feeling as though his ribs were +broken, Harry tried to stand up; he could hear it +growling as it skidded around for a new attack. + +Ron was on his feet. As the dog sprang back toward +them he pushed Harry aside; the dog’s jaws fastened +instead around Ron’s outstretched arm. Harry lunged +forward, he seized a handful of the brute’s hair, but it +was dragging Ron away as easily as though he were a +rag doll — + +Then, out of nowhere, something hit Harry so hard +across the face he was knocked off his feet again. He +heard Hermione shriek with pain and fall too. + +Harry groped for his wand, blinking blood out of his +eyes — + +“Lumos\” he whispered. + +The wandlight showed him the trunk of a thick tree; +they had chased Scabbers into the shadow of the +Whomping Willow and its branches were creaking as +though in a high wind, whipping backward and +forward to stop them going nearer. + +And there, at the base of the trunk, was the dog, +dragging Ron backward into a large gap in the roots +— Ron was fighting furiously, but his head and torso +were slipping out of sight — + +“Ron!” Harry shouted, trying to follow, but a heavy +branch whipped lethally through the air and he was +forced backward again. + +All they could see now was one of Ron’s legs, which +he had hooked around a root in an effort to stop the +dog from pulling him farther underground — but a + +Page | 373 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +horrible crack cut the air like a gunshot; Ron’s leg +had broken, and a moment later, his foot vanished +from sight. + +“Harry — we’ve got to go for help — ” Hermione +gasped; she was bleeding too; the Willow had cut her +across the shoulder. + +“No! That thing’s big enough to eat him; we haven’t +got time — ” + +“Harry — we’re never going to get through without +help — ” + +Another branch whipped down at them, twigs +clenched like knuckles. + +“If that dog can get in, we can,” Harry panted, darting +here and there, trying to find a way through the +vicious, swishing branches, but he couldn’t get an +inch nearer to the tree roots without being in range of +the tree’s blows. + +“Oh, help, help,” Hermione whispered frantically, +dancing uncertainly on the spot, “please ...” + +Crookshanks darted forward. He slithered between +the battering branches like a snake and placed his +front paws upon a knot on the trunk. + +Abruptly, as though the tree had been turned to +marble, it stopped moving. Not a leaf twitched or +shook. + +“Crookshanks!” Hermione whispered uncertainly. She +now grasped Harry’s arm painfully hard. “How did he +know — ?” + + + +Page | 374 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’s friends with that dog,” said Harry grimly. “I’ve +seen them together. Come on — and keep your wand +out — ” + +They covered the distance to the trunk in seconds, +but before they had reached the gap in the roots, +Crookshanks had slid into it with a flick of his +bottlebrush tail. Harry went next; he crawled forward, +headfirst, and slid down an earthy slope to the +bottom of a very low tunnel. Crookshanks was a little +way along, his eyes flashing in the light from Harry’s +wand. Seconds later, Hermione slithered down beside +him. + +“Where’s Ron?” she whispered in a terrified voice. + +“This way,” said Harry, setting off, bent-backed, after +Crookshanks. + +“Where does this tunnel come out?” Hermione asked +breathlessly from behind him. + +“I don’t know. ... It’s marked on the Marauder’s Map +but Fred and George said no one’s ever gotten into it. +...It goes off the edge of the map, but it looked like it +was heading for Hogsmeade. ...” + +They moved as fast as they could, bent almost double; +ahead of them, Crookshanks ’s tail bobbed in and out +of view. On and on went the passage; it felt at least as +long as the one to Honeydukes. ... All Harry could +think of was Ron and what the enormous dog might +be doing to him. ... He was drawing breath in sharp, +painful gasps, running at a crouch. ... + +And then the tunnel began to rise; moments later it +twisted, and Crookshanks had gone. Instead, Harry +could see a patch of dim light through a small +opening. + +Page | 375 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He and Hermione paused, gasping for breath, edging +forward. Both raised their wands to see what lay +beyond. + +It was a room, a very disordered, dusty room. Paper +was peeling from the walls; there were stains all over +the floor; every piece of furniture was broken as +though somebody had smashed it. The windows were +all boarded up. + +Harry glanced at Hermione, who looked very +frightened but nodded. + +Harry pulled himself out of the hole, staring around. +The room was deserted, but a door to their right stood +open, leading to a shadowy hallway. Hermione +suddenly grabbed Harry’s arm again. Her wide eyes +were traveling around the boarded windows. + +“Harry,” she whispered, “I think we’re in the Shrieking +Shack.” + +Harry looked around. His eyes fell on a wooden chair +near them. Large chunks had been torn out of it; one +of the legs had been ripped off entirely. + +“Ghosts didn’t do that,” he said slowly. + +At that moment, there was a creak overhead. +Something had moved upstairs. Both of them looked +up at the ceiling. Hermione ’s grip on Harry’s arm was +so tight he was losing feeling in his fingers. He raised +his eyebrows at her; she nodded again and let go. + +Quietly as they could, they crept out into the hall and +up the crumbling staircase. Everything was covered +in a thick layer of dust except the floor, where a wide +shiny stripe had been made by something being +dragged upstairs. + +Page | 376 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They reached the dark landing. + + + +“Nox,” they whispered together, and the lights at the +end of their wands went out. Only one door was open. +As they crept toward it, they heard movement from +behind it; a low moan, and then a deep, loud purring. +They exchanged a last look, a last nod. + +Wand held tightly before him, Harry kicked the door +wide open. + +On a magnificent four-poster bed with dusty hangings +lay Crookshanks, purring loudly at the sight of them. +On the floor beside him, clutching his leg, which +stuck out at a strange angle, was Ron. + +Harry and Hermione dashed across to him. + +“Ron — are you okay?” + +“Where’s the dog?” + +“Not a dog,” Ron moaned. His teeth were gritted with +pain. “Harry, it’s a trap — ” + +“What — ” + +“He’s the dog ... he’s an Animagus. ...” + +Ron was staring over Harry’s shoulder. Harry wheeled +around. With a snap, the man in the shadows closed +the door behind them. + +A mass of filthy, matted hair hung to his elbows. If +eyes hadn’t been shining out of the deep, dark +sockets, he might have been a corpse. The waxy skin +was stretched so tightly over the bones of his face, it +looked like a skull. His yellow teeth were bared in a +grin. It was Sirius Black. + +Page | 377 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ he croaked, pointing Ron’s wand at +them. + +Harry’s and Hermione’s wands shot out of their +hands, high in the air, and Black caught them. Then +he took a step closer. His eyes were fixed on Harry. + +“I thought you’d come and help your friend,” he said +hoarsely. His voice sounded as though he had long +since lost the habit of using it. “Your father would +have done the same for me. Brave of you, not to run +for a teacher. I’m grateful ... it will make everything +much easier. ...” + +The taunt about his father rang in Harry’s ears as +though Black had bellowed it. A boiling hate erupted +in Harry’s chest, leaving no place for fear. For the first +time in his life, he wanted his wand back in his hand, +not to defend himself, but to attack ... to kill. Without +knowing what he was doing, he started forward, but +there was a sudden movement on either side of him +and two pairs of hands grabbed him and held him +back. ... “No, Harry!” Hermione gasped in a petrified +whisper; Ron, however, spoke to Black. + +“If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us too!” +he said fiercely, though the effort of standing upright +was draining him of still more color, and he swayed +slightly as he spoke. + +Something flickered in Black’s shadowed eyes. + +“Lie down,” he said quietly to Ron. “You will damage +that leg even more.” + +“Did you hear me?” Ron said weakly, though he was +clinging painfully to Harry to stay upright. “You’ll +have to kill all three of us!” + + + +Page | 378 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’ll be only one murder here tonight,” said Black, +and his grin widened. + + + +“Why’s that?” Harry spat, trying to wrench himself +free of Ron and Hermione. “Didn’t care last time, did +you? Didn’t mind slaughtering all those Muggles to +get at Pettigrew. ... What’s the matter, gone soft in +Azkaban?” + +“Harry!” Hermione whimpered. “Be quiet!” + +“HE KILLED MY MUM AND DAD!” Harry roared, and +with a huge effort he broke free of Hermione ’s and +Ron’s restraint and lunged forward — + +He had forgotten about magic — he had forgotten that +he was short and skinny and thirteen, whereas Black +was a tall, full-grown man — all Harry knew was that +he wanted to hurt Black as badly as he could and +that he didn’t care how much he got hurt in return — + +Perhaps it was the shock of Harry doing something so +stupid, but Black didn’t raise the wands in time — +one of Harry’s hands fastened over his wasted wrist, +forcing the wand tips away; the knuckles of Harry’s +other hand collided with the side of Black’s head and +they fell, backward, into the wall — + +Hermione was screaming; Ron was yelling; there was +a blinding flash as the wands in Black’s hand sent a +jet of sparks into the air that missed Harry’s face by +inches; Harry felt the shrunken arm under his fingers +twisting madly, but he clung on, his other hand +punching every part of Black it could find. + +But Black’s free hand had found Harry’s throat — + +“No,” he hissed, “I’ve waited too long — ” + +Page | 379 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The fingers tightened, Harry choked, his glasses +askew. + +Then he saw Hermione ’s foot swing out of nowhere. +Black let go of Harry with a grunt of pain; Ron had +thrown himself on Black’s wand hand and Harry +heard a faint clatter — + +He fought free of the tangle of bodies and saw his own +wand rolling across the floor; he threw himself toward +it but — + +“Argh!” + +Crookshanks had joined the fray; both sets of front +claws had sunk themselves deep into Harry’s arm; +Harry threw him off, but Crookshanks now darted +toward Harry’s wand — + +“NO YOU DONT!” roared Harry, and he aimed a kick +at Crookshanks that made the cat leap aside, +spitting; Harry snatched up his wand and turned — + +“Get out of the way!” he shouted at Ron and +Hermione. + +They didn’t need telling twice. Hermione, gasping for +breath, her lip bleeding, scrambled aside, snatching +up her and Ron’s wands. Ron crawled to the four- +poster and collapsed onto it, panting, his white face +now tinged with green, both hands clutching his +broken leg. + +Black was sprawled at the bottom of the wall. His thin +chest rose and fell rapidly as he watched Harry +walking slowly nearer, his wand pointing straight at +Black’s heart. + +“Going to kill me, Harry?” he whispered. + +Page | 380 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stopped right above him, his wand still pointing +at Black’s chest, looking down at him. A livid bruise +was rising around Black’s left eye and his nose was +bleeding. + +“You killed my parents,” said Harry, his voice shaking +slightly, but his wand hand quite steady. + +Black stared up at him out of those sunken eyes. + +“I don’t deny it,” he said very quietly. “But if you knew +the whole story.” + +“The whole story?” Harry repeated, a furious +pounding in his ears. “You sold them to Voldemort. +That’s all I need to know.” + +“You’ve got to listen to me,” Black said, and there was +a note of urgency in his voice now. “You’ll regret it if +you don’t. ... You don’t understand. ...” + +“I understand a lot better than you think,” said Harry, +and his voice shook more than ever. “You never heard +her, did you? My mum ... trying to stop Voldemort +killing me ... and you did that ... you did it. ...” + +Before either of them could say another word, +something ginger streaked past Harry; Crookshanks +leapt onto Black’s chest and settled himself there, +right over Black’s heart. Black blinked and looked +down at the cat. + +“Get off,” he murmured, trying to push Crookshanks +off him. + +But Crookshanks sank his claws into Black’s robes +and wouldn’t shift. He turned his ugly, squashed face +to Harry and looked up at him with those great yellow +eyes. To his right, Hermione gave a dry sob. + +Page | 381 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared down at Black and Crookshanks, his +grip tightening on the wand. So what if he had to kill +the cat too? It was in league with Black. ... If it was +prepared to die, trying to protect Black, that wasn’t +Harry’s business. ... If Black wanted to save it, that +only proved he cared more for Crookshanks than for +Harry’s parents. ... + +Harry raised the wand. Now was the moment to do it. +Now was the moment to avenge his mother and +father. He was going to kill Black. He had to kill +Black. This was his chance. ... + +The seconds lengthened. And still Harry stood frozen +there, wand poised, Black staring up at him, +Crookshanks on his chest. Ron’s ragged breathing +came from near the bed; Hermione was quite silent. + +And then came a new sound — + +Muffled footsteps were echoing up through the floor +— someone was moving downstairs. + +“WE’RE UP HERE!” Hermione screamed suddenly. +“WE’RE UP HERE — SIRIUS BLACK — QUICK!” + +Black made a startled movement that almost +dislodged Crookshanks; Harry gripped his wand +convulsively — Do it nouA said a voice in his head — +but the footsteps were thundering up the stairs and +Harry still hadn’t done it. + +The door of the room burst open in a shower of red +sparks and Harry wheeled around as Professor Lupin +came hurtling into the room, his face bloodless, his +wand raised and ready. His eyes flickered over Ron, +lying on the floor, over Hermione, cowering next to the +door, to Harry, standing there with his wand covering + + + +Page | 382 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Black, and then to Black himself, crumpled and +bleeding at Harry’s feet. + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ Lupin shouted. + +Harry’s wand flew once more out of his hand; so did +the two Hermione was holding. Lupin caught them all +deftly, then moved into the room, staring at Black, +who still had Crookshanks lying protectively across +his chest. + +Harry stood there, feeling suddenly empty. He hadn’t +done it. His nerve had failed him. Black was going to +be handed back to the dementors. + +Then Lupin spoke, in a very tense voice. + +“Where is he, Sirius?” + +Harry looked quickly at Lupin. He didn’t understand +what Lupin meant. Who was Lupin talking about? He +turned to look at Black again. + +Black’s face was quite expressionless. For a few +seconds, he didn’t move at all. Then, very slowly, he +raised his empty hand and pointed straight at Ron. +Mystified, Harry glanced around at Ron, who looked +bewildered. + +“But then ... ,” Lupin muttered, staring at Black so +intently it seemed he was trying to read his mind, "... +why hasn’t he shown himself before now? Unless” — +Lupin’s eyes suddenly widened, as though he was +seeing something beyond Black, something none of +the rest could see, “ — unless he was the one ... +unless you switched . . . without telling me?” + +Very slowly, his sunken gaze never leaving Lupin’s +face, Black nodded. + +Page | 383 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor,” Harry interrupted loudly, “what’s going +on — ?” + +But he never finished the question, because what he +saw made his voice die in his throat. Lupin was +lowering his wand, gazing fixedly at Black. The +Professor walked to Black’s side, seized his hand, +pulled him to his feet so that Crookshanks fell to the +floor, and embraced Black like a brother. + +Harry felt as though the bottom had dropped out of +his stomach. + +“I DONT BELIEVE IT!” Hermione screamed. + +Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had +raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, +wild-eyed. “You — you — ” + +“Hermione — ” + +“ — you and him!” + +“Hermione, calm down — ” + +“I didn’t tell anyone!” Hermione shrieked. “I’ve been +covering up for you — ” + +“Hermione, listen to me, please!” Lupin shouted. “I +can explain — ” + +Harry could feel himself shaking, not with fear, but +with a fresh wave of fury. + +“I trusted you,” he shouted at Lupin, his voice +wavering out of control, “and all the time you’ve been +his friend!” + + + +Page | 384 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You��re wrong,” said Lupin. “I haven’t been Sirius’s +friend, but I am now — Let me explain. ...” + +“NO!” Hermione screamed. “Harry, don’t trust him, +he’s been helping Black get into the castle, he wants +you dead too — he’s a werewolf.” + +There was a ringing silence. Everyone’s eyes were now +on Lupin, who looked remarkably calm, though rather +pale. + +“Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione,” he +said. “Only one out of three, I’m afraid. I have not +been helping Sirius get into the castle and I certainly +don’t want Harry dead. ...” An odd shiver passed over +his face. “But I won’t deny that I am a werewolf.” + +Ron made a valiant effort to get up again but fell back +with a whimper of pain. Lupin made toward him, +looking concerned, but Ron gasped, + +“Get away from me, werewolf” + +Lupin stopped dead. Then, with an obvious effort, he +turned to Hermione and said, “How long have you +known?” + +“Ages,” Hermione whispered. “Since I did Professor +Snape’s essay. ...” + +“He’ll be delighted,” said Lupin coolly. “He assigned +that essay hoping someone would realize what my +symptoms meant. ... Did you check the lunar chart +and realize that I was always ill at the full moon? Or +did you realize that the boggart changed into the +moon when it saw me?” + +“Both,” Hermione said quietly. + + + +Page | 385 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lupin forced a laugh. + +“You’re the cleverest witch of your age I’ve ever met, +Hermione.” + +“I’m not,” Hermione whispered. “If I’d been a bit +cleverer, I’d have told everyone what you are!” + +“But they already know,” said Lupin. “At least, the +staff do.” + +“Dumbledore hired you when he knew you were a +werewolf?” Ron gasped. “Is he mad?” + +“Some of the staff thought so,” said Lupin. “He had to +work very hard to convince certain teachers that I’m +trustworthy — ” + +“AND HE WAS WRONG!” Harry yelled. “YOU VE BEEN +HELPING HIM ALL THE TIME!” He was pointing at +Black, who suddenly crossed to the four-poster bed +and sank onto it, his face hidden in one shaking +hand. Crookshanks leapt up beside him and stepped +onto his lap, purring. Ron edged away from both of +them, dragging his leg. + +“I have not been helping Sirius,” said Lupin. “If you’ll +give me a chance, I’ll explain. Look — ” + +He separated Harry’s, Ron’s and Hermione’s wands +and threw each back to its owner; Harry caught his, +stunned. + +“There,” said Lupin, sticking his own wand back into +his belt. “You’re armed, we’re not. Now will you +listen?” + +Harry didn’t know what to think. Was it a trick? + + + +Page | 386 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If you haven’t been helping him,” he said, with a +furious glance at Black, “how did you know he was +here?” + + + +“The map,” said Lupin. “The Marauder’s Map. I was in +my office examining it — ” + +“You know how to work it?” Harry said suspiciously. + +“Of course I know how to work it,” said Lupin, waving +his hand impatiently. “I helped write it. I’m Moony — +that was my friends’ nickname for me at school.” + +“You wrote — ?” + +“The important thing is, I was watching it carefully +this evening, because I had an idea that you, Ron, +and Hermione might try and sneak out of the castle to +visit Hagrid before his hippogriff was executed. And I +was right, wasn’t I?” + +He had started to pace up and down, looking at them. +Little patches of dust rose at his feet. + +“You might have been wearing your father’s old cloak, +Harry — ” + +“How d’you know about the cloak?” + +“The number of times I saw James disappearing +under it... ,” said Lupin, waving an impatient hand +again. “The point is, even if you’re wearing an +Invisibility Cloak, you still show up on the Marauder’s +Map. I watched you cross the grounds and enter +Hagrid’s hut. Twenty minutes later, you left Hagrid, +and set off back toward the castle. But you were now +accompanied by somebody else.” + +“What?” said Harry. “No, we weren’t!” + +Page | 387 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said Lupin, still pacing, +and ignoring Harry’s interruption. “I thought the map +must be malfunctioning. How could he be with you?” + +“No one was with us!” said Harry. + +“And then I saw another dot, moving fast toward you, +labeled Sirius Black. ... I saw him collide with you; I +watched as he pulled two of you into the Whomping +Willow — ” + +“One of us!” Ron said angrily. + +“No, Ron,” said Lupin. “Two of you.” + +He had stopped his pacing, his eyes moving over Ron. + +“Do you think I could have a look at the rat?” he said +evenly. + +“What?” said Ron. “What’s Scabbers got to do with +it?” + + + +“Everything,” said Lupin. “Could I see him, please?” + +Ron hesitated, then put a hand inside his robes. +Scabbers emerged, thrashing desperately; Ron had to +seize his long bald tail to stop him escaping. +Crookshanks stood up on Black’s leg and made a soft +hissing noise. + +Lupin moved closer to Ron. He seemed to be holding +his breath as he gazed intently at Scabbers. + +“What?” Ron said again, holding Scabbers close to +him, looking scared. “What’s my rat got to do with +anything?” + +“That’s not a rat,” croaked Sirius Black suddenly. + +Page | 388 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What d’you mean — of course he’s a rat — ” + +“No, he’s not,” said Lupin quietly. “He’s a wizard.” + +“An Animagus,” said Black, “by the name of Peter +Pettigrew.” + + + +Page | 389 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +MOONY, WORMTAIL, PADFOOT, AND + +PRONGS + +It took a few seconds for the absurdity of this +statement to sink in. Then Ron voiced what Harry +was thinking. + +“You’re both mental.” + +“Ridiculous!” said Hermione faintly. + +“Peter Pettigrew’s dead!” said Harry. “He killed him +twelve years ago!” He pointed at Black, whose face +twitched convulsively. + +“I meant to,” he growled, his yellow teeth bared, “but +little Peter got the better of me ... not this time, +though!” + +And Crookshanks was thrown to the floor as Black +lunged at Scabbers; Ron yelled with pain as Black’s +weight fell on his broken leg. + + + +Page | 390 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sirius, NO!” Lupin yelled, launching himself forwards +and dragging Black away from Ron again, “WAIT! You +can’t do it just like that — they need to understand — +we’ve got to explain — ” + +“We can explain afterwards!” snarled Black, trying to +throw Lupin off. One hand was still clawing the air as +it tried to reach Scabbers, who was squealing like a +piglet, scratching Ron’s face and neck as he tried to +escape. + +“They’ve — got — a — right — to — know — +everything!” Lupin panted, still trying to restrain +Black. “Ron’s kept him as a pet! There are parts of it +even I don’t understand! And Harry — you owe Harry +the truth, Sirius!” + +Black stopped struggling, though his hollowed eyes +were still fixed on Scabbers, who was clamped tightly +under Ron’s bitten, scratched, and bleeding hands. + +“All right, then,” Black said, without taking his eyes +off the rat. “Tell them whatever you like. But make it +quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was +imprisoned for. ...” + +“You’re nutters, both of you,” said Ron shakily, +looking round at Harry and Hermione for support. + +“I’ve had enough of this. I’m off.” + +He tried to heave himself up on his good leg, but +Lupin raised his wand again, pointing it at Scabbers. + +“You’re going to hear me out, Ron,” he said quietly. +“Just keep a tight hold on Peter while you listen.” + +“HE’S NOT PETER, HE’S SCABBERS!” Ron yelled, +trying to force the rat back into his front pocket, but +Scabbers was fighting too hard; Ron swayed and + +Page | 391 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +overbalanced, and Harry caught him and pushed him +back down to the bed. Then, ignoring Black, Harry +turned to Lupin. + +“There were witnesses who saw Pettigrew die,” he +said. “A whole street full of them ...” + +“They didn’t see what they thought they saw!” said +Black savagely, still watching Scabbers struggling in +Ron’s hands. + +“Everyone thought Sirius killed Peter,” said Lupin, +nodding. “I believed it myself — until I saw the map +tonight. Because the Marauder’s map never lies ... +Peter’s alive. Ron’s holding him, Harry.” + +Harry looked down at Ron, and as their eyes met, +they agreed, silently: Black and Lupin were both out +of their minds. Their story made no sense whatsoever. +How could Scabbers be Peter Pettigrew? Azkaban +must have unhinged Black after all — but why was +Lupin playing along with him? + +Then Hermione spoke, in a trembling, would-be calm +sort of voice, as though trying to will Professor Lupin +to talk sensibly. + +“But Professor Lupin ... Scabbers can’t be Pettigrew +... it just can’t be true, you know it can’t ...” + +“Why can’t it be true?” Lupin said calmly, as though +they were in class, and Hermione had simply spotted +a problem in an experiment with grindylows. + +“Because . . . because people would know if Peter +Pettigrew had been an Animagus. We did Animagi in +class with Professor McGonagall. And I looked them +up when I did my homework — the Ministry of Magic +keeps tabs on witches and wizards who can become +Page | 392 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +animals; there’s a register showing what animal they +become, and their markings and things ... and I went +and looked Professor McGonagall up on the register, +and there have been only seven Animagi this century, +and Pettigrew’s name wasn’t on the list — ” + +Harry had barely had time to marvel inwardly at the +effort Hermione put into her homework, when Lupin +started to laugh. “Right again, Hermione!” he said. +“But the Ministry never knew that there used to be +three unregistered Animagi running around +Hogwarts.” + +“If you’re going to tell them the story, get a move on, +Remus,” snarled Black, who was still watching +Scabbers’s every desperate move. “I’ve waited twelve +years, I’m not going to wait much longer.” + +“All right ... but you’ll need to help me, Sirius,” said +Lupin, “I only know how it began ...” + +Lupin broke off. There had been a loud creak behind +him. The bedroom door had opened of its own accord. +All five of them stared at it. Then Lupin strode toward +it and looked out into the landing. + +“No one there ...” + +“This place is haunted!” said Ron. + +“It’s not,” said Lupin, still looking at the door in a +puzzled way. “The Shrieking Shack was never +haunted. ... The screams and howls the villagers used +to hear were made by me.” + +He pushed his graying hair out of his eyes, thought +for a moment, then said, “That’s where all of this +starts — with my becoming a werewolf. None of this + + + +Page | 393 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could have happened if I hadn’t been bitten ... and if I +hadn’t been so foolhardy. ...” + +He looked sober and tired. Ron started to interrupt, +but Hermione said, “Shh!” She was watching Lupin +very intently. + +“I was a very small boy when I received the bite. My +parents tried everything, but in those days there was +no cure. The potion that Professor Snape has been +making for me is a very recent discovery. It makes me +safe, you see. As long as I take it in the week +preceding the full moon, I keep my mind when I +transform. ... I am able to curl up in my office, a +harmless wolf, and wait for the moon to wane again. + +“Before the Wolfsbane Potion was discovered, +however, I became a fully fledged monster once a +month. It seemed impossible that I would be able to +come to Hogwarts. Other parents weren’t likely to +want their children exposed to me. + +“But then Dumbledore became Headmaster, and he +was sympathetic. He said that as long as we took +certain precautions, there was no reason I shouldn’t +come to school. ...” Lupin sighed, and looked directly +at Harry. “I told you, months ago, that the Whomping +Willow was planted the year I came to Hogwarts. The +truth is that it was planted because I came to +Hogwarts. This house” — Lupin looked miserably +around the room, — “the tunnel that leads to it — +they were built for my use. Once a month, I was +smuggled out of the castle, into this place, to +transform. The tree was placed at the tunnel mouth +to stop anyone coming across me while I was +dangerous.” + +Harry couldn’t see where this story was going, but he +was listening raptly all the same. The only sound + +Page | 394 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +apart from Lupin’s voice was Scabbers’s frightened +squeaking. + + + +“My transformations in those days were — were +terrible. It is very painful to turn into a werewolf. I +was separated from humans to bite, so I bit and +scratched myself instead. The villagers heard the +noise and the screaming and thought they were +hearing particularly violent spirits. Dumbledore +encouraged the rumor. . . . Even now, when the house +has been silent for years, the villagers don’t dare +approach it. ... + +“But apart from my transformations, I was happier +than I had ever been in my life. For the first time ever, +I had friends, three great friends. Sirius Black ... + +Peter Pettigrew ... and, of course, your father, Harry +— James Potter. + +“Now, my three friends could hardly fail to notice that +I disappeared once a month. I made up all sorts of +stories. I told them my mother was ill, and that I had +to go home to see her. ... I was terrified they would +desert me the moment they found out what I was. But +of course, they, like you, Hermione, worked out the +truth. ... + +“And they didn’t desert me at all. Instead, they did +something for me that would make my +transformations not only bearable, but the best times +of my life. They became Animagi.” + +“My dad too?” said Harry, astounded. + +“Yes, indeed,” said Lupin. “It took them the best part +of three years to work out how to do it. Your father +and Sirius here were the cleverest students in the +school, and lucky they were, because the Animagus +transformation can go horribly wrong — one reason +Page | 395 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the Ministry keeps a close watch on those attempting +to do it. Peter needed all the help he could get from +James and Sirius. Finally, in our fifth year, they +managed it. They could each turn into a different +animal at will.” + +“But how did that help you?” said Hermione, +sounding puzzled. + +“They couldn’t keep me company as humans, so they +kept me company as animals,” said Lupin. “A +werewolf is only a danger to people. They sneaked out +of the castle every month under James’s Invisibility +Cloak. They transformed . . . Peter, as the smallest, +could slip beneath the Willow’s attacking branches +and touch the knot that freezes it. They would then +slip down the tunnel and join me. Under their +influence, I became less dangerous. My body was still +wolfish, but my mind seemed to become less so while +I was with them.” + +“Hurry up, Remus,” snarled Black, who was still +watching Scabbers with a horrible sort of hunger on +his face. + +“I’m getting there, Sirius, I’m getting there ... well, +highly exciting possibilities were open to us now that +we could all transform. Soon we were leaving the +Shrieking Shack and roaming the school grounds and +the village by night. Sirius and James transformed +into such large animals, they were able to keep a +werewolf in check. I doubt whether any Hogwarts +students ever found out more about the Hogwarts +grounds and Hogsmeade than we did. ... And that’s +how we came to write the Marauder’s Map, and sign it +with our nicknames. Sirius is Padfoot. Peter is +Wormtail. James was Prongs.” + + + +Page | 396 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What sort of animal — ?” Harry began, but Hermione +cut him off. + +“That was still really dangerous! Running around in +the dark with a werewolf! What if you’d given the +others the slip, and bitten somebody?” + +“A thought that still haunts me,” said Lupin heavily. +“And there were near misses, many of them. We +laughed about them afterwards. We were young, +thoughtless — carried away with our own cleverness.” + +“I sometimes felt guilty about betraying Dumbledore’s +trust, of course ... he had admitted me to Hogwarts +when no other headmaster would have done so, and +he had no idea I was breaking the rules he had set +down for my own and others’ safety. He never knew I +had led three fellow students into becoming Animagi +illegally. But I always managed to forget my guilty +feelings every time we sat down to plan our next +month’s adventure. And I haven’t changed ...” + +Lupin’s face had hardened, and there was self-disgust +in his voice. “All this year, I have been battling with +myself, wondering whether I should tell Dumbledore +that Sirius was an Animagus. But I didn’t do it. Why? +Because I was too cowardly. It would have meant +admitting that I’d betrayed his trust while I was at +school, admitting that I’d led others along with me ... +and Dumbledore’s trust has meant everything to me. +He let me into Hogwarts as a boy, and he gave me a +job when I have been shunned all my adult life, +unable to find paid work because of what I am. And +so I convinced myself that Sirius was getting into the +school using dark arts he learned from Voldemort, +that being an Animagus had nothing to do with it . . . +so, in a way, Snape’s been right about me all along.” + + + +Page | 397 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Snape?” said Black harshly, taking his eyes off +Scabbers for the first time in minutes and looking up +at Lupin. “What’s Snape got to do with it?” + +“He’s here, Sirius,” said Lupin heavily. “He’s teaching +here as well.” He looked up at Harry, Ron, and +Hermione. + +“Professor Snape was at school with us. He fought +very hard against my appointment to the Defense +Against the Dark Arts job. He has been telling +Dumbledore all year that I am not to be trusted. He +has his reasons ... you see, Sirius here played a trick +on him which nearly killed him, a trick which +involved me — ” + +Black made a derisive noise. + +“It served him right,” he sneered. “Sneaking around, +trying to find out what we were up to . . . hoping he +could get us expelled. ...” + +“Severus was very interested in where I went every +month.” Lupin told Harry, Ron, and Hermione. “We +were in the same year, you know, and we — er — +didn’t like each other very much. He especially +disliked James. Jealous, I think, of James’s talent on +the Quidditch field . . . anyway Snape had seen me +crossing the grounds with Madam Pomfrey one +evening as she led me toward the Whomping Willow +to transform. Sirius thought it would be — er — +amusing, to tell Snape all he had to do was prod the +knot on the tree trunk with a long stick, and he’d be +able to get in after me. Well, of course, Snape tried it +— if he’d got as far as this house, he’d have met a +fully grown werewolf — but your father, who’d heard +what Sirius had done, went after Snape and pulled +him back, at great risk to his life . . . Snape glimpsed +me, though, at the end of the tunnel. He was +Page | 398 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +forbidden by Dumbledore to tell anybody, but from +that time on he knew what I was. ...” + +“So that’s why Snape doesn’t like you,” said Harry +slowly, “because he thought you were in on the joke?” + +“That’s right,” sneered a cold voice from the wall +behind Lupin. + +Severus Snape was pulling off the Invisibility Cloak, +his wand pointing directly at Lupin. + + + +Page | 399 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + +THE SERVANT OF LORD +VOLDERMORT + +Hermione screamed. Black leapt to his feet. Harry felt +as though he’d received a huge electric shock. + +“I found this at the base of the Whomping Willow,” +said Snape, throwing the cloak aside, careful to keep +this wand pointing directly at Lupin’s chest. “Very +useful, Potter, I thank you. ...” + +Snape was slightly breathless, but his face was full of +suppressed triumph. “You’re wondering, perhaps, +how I knew you were here?” he said, his eyes +glittering. “I’ve just been to your office, Lupin. You +forgot to take your potion tonight, so I took a gobletful +along. And very lucky I did ... lucky for me, I mean. +Lying on your desk was a certain map. One glance at +it told me all I needed to know. I saw you running +along this passageway and out of sight.” + +“Severus — ” Lupin began, but Snape overrode him. + + + +Page | 400 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I’ve told the headmaster again and again that you’re +helping your old friend Black into the castle, Lupin, +and here’s the proof. Not even I dreamed you would +have the nerve to use this old place as your hideout + + + +“Severus, you’re making a mistake,” said Lupin +urgently. “You haven’t heard everything — I can +explain — Sirius is not here to kill Harry — ” + +“Two more for Azkaban tonight,” said Snape, his eyes +now gleaming fanatically. “I shall be interested to see +how Dumbledore takes this. ... He was quite +convinced you were harmless, you know, Lupin ... a +tame werewolf — ” + +“You fool,” said Lupin softly. “Is a schoolboy grudge +worth putting an innocent man back inside +Azkaban?” + +BANG! Thin, snakelike cords burst from the end of +Snape’s wand and twisted themselves around Lupin’s +mouth, wrists, and ankles; he overbalanced and fell +to the floor, unable to move. With a roar of rage, + +Black started toward Snape, but Snape pointed his +wand straight between Black’s eyes. + +“Give me a reason,” he whispered. “Give me a reason +to do it, and I swear I will.” + +Black stopped dead. It would have been impossible to +say which face showed more hatred. + +Harry stood there, paralyzed, not knowing what to do +or whom to believe. He glanced around at Ron and +Hermione. Ron looked just as confused as he did, still +fighting to keep hold on the struggling Scabbers. +Hermione, however, took an uncertain step toward +Snape and said, in a very breathless voice, “Professor +Page | 401 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape — it — it wouldn’t hurt to hear what they’ve +got to say, w — would it?” + +“Miss Granger, you are already facing suspension +from this school,” Snape spat. “You, Potter, and +Weasley are out-of-bounds, in the company of a +convicted murderer and a werewolf. For once in your +life, hold your tongue.” + +“But if — if there was a mistake — ” + +“KEEP QUIET, YOU STUPID GIRL!” Snape shouted, +looking suddenly quite deranged. “DONT TALK +ABOUT WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!” A few +sparks shot out of the end of his wand, which was +still pointed at Black’s face. Hermione fell silent. + +“Vengeance is very sweet,” Snape breathed at Black. +“How I hoped I would be the one to catch you. ...” + +“The joke’s on you again, Severus,” Black snarled. “As +long as this boy brings his rat up to the castle” — he +jerked his head at Ron — “I’ll come quietly. ...” + +“Up to the castle?” said Snape silkily. “I don’t think +we need to go that far. All I have to do is call the +dementors once we get out of the Willow. They’ll be +very pleased to see you, Black ... pleased enough to +give you a little kiss, I daresay. ...” + +What little color there was in Black’s face left it. + +“You — you’ve got to hear me out,” he croaked. “The +rat — look at the rat — ” + +But there was a mad glint in Snape ’s eyes that Harry +had never seen before. He seemed beyond reason. + + + +Page | 402 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on, all of you,” he said. He clicked his fingers, +and the ends of the cords that bound Lupin flew to +his hands. “Ill drag the werewolf. Perhaps the +dementors will have a kiss for him too — ” + +Before he knew what he was doing, Harry had crossed +the room in three strides and blocked the door. + +“Get out of the way, Potter, you’re in enough trouble +already,” snarled Snape. “If I hadn’t been here to save +your skin — ” + +“Professor Lupin could have killed me about a +hundred times this year,” Harry said. “I’ve been alone +with him loads of times, having defense lessons +against the dementors. If he was helping Black, why +didn’t he just finish me off then?” + +“Don’t ask me to fathom the way a werewolf’s mind +works,” hissed Snape. “Get out of the way, Potter.” + +“YOU’RE PATHETIC!” Harry yelled. “JUST BECAUSE +THEY MADE A FOOL OF YOU AT SCHOOL YOU +WONT EVEN LISTEN — ” + +“SILENCE! I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO LIKE THAT!” +Snape shrieked, looking madder than ever. “Like +father, like son, Potter! I have just saved your neck; +you should be thanking me on bended knee! You +would have been well served if he’d killed you! You’d +have died like your father, too arrogant to believe you +might be mistaken in Black — now get out of the way, +or I will make you. GET OUT OF THE WAY, POTTER!” + +Harry made up his mind in a split second. Before +Snape could take even one step toward him, he had +raised his wand. + + + +Page | 403 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Expelliarmus\” he yelled — except that his wasn’t the +only voice that shouted. There was a blast that made +the door rattle on its hinges; Snape was lifted off his +feet and slammed into the wall, then slid down it to +the floor, a trickle of blood oozing from under his hair. +He had been knocked out. + +Harry looked around. Both Ron and Hermione had +tried to disarm Snape at exactly the same moment. +Snape ’s wand soared in a high arc and landed on the +bed next to Crookshanks. + +“You shouldn’t have done that,” said Black, looking at +Harry. “You should have left him to me. ...” + +Harry avoided Black’s eyes. He wasn’t sure, even now, +that he’d done the right thing. + +“We attacked a teacher. ... We attacked a teacher ... ,” +Hermione whimpered, staring at the lifeless Snape +with frightened eyes. “Oh, we’re going to be in so +much trouble — ” + +Lupin was struggling against his bonds. Black bent +down quickly and untied him. Lupin straightened up, +rubbing his arms where the ropes had cut into them. + +“Thank you, Harry,” he said. + +“I’m still not saying I believe you,” he told Lupin. + +“Then it’s time we offered you some proof,” said +Lupin. “You, boy — give me Peter, please. Now.” + +Ron clutched Scabbers closer to his chest. + +“Come off it,” he said weakly. “Are you trying to say +he broke out of Azkaban just to get his hands on +Scabbers ? I mean ...” He looked up at Harry and + +Page | 404 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione for support, “Okay, say Pettigrew could +turn into a rat — there are millions of rats — how’s he +supposed to know which one he’s after if he was +locked up in Azkaban?” + +“You know, Sirius, that’s a fair question,” said Lupin, +turning to Black and frowning slightly. “How did you +find out where he was?” + +Black put one of his clawlike hands inside his robes +and took out a crumpled piece of paper, which he +smoothed flat and held out to show the others. + +It was the photograph of Ron and his family that had +appeared in the Daily Prophet the previous summer, +and there, on Ron’s shoulder, was Scabbers. + +“How did you get this?” Lupin asked Black, +thunderstruck. + +“Fudge,” said Black. “When he came to inspect +Azkaban last year, he gave me his paper. And there +was Peter, on the front page ... on this boy’s shoulder. +... I knew him at once . . . how many times had I seen +him transform? And the caption said the boy would +be going back to Hogwarts ... to where Harry was. ...” + +“My God,” said Lupin softly, staring from Scabbers to +the picture in the paper and back again. “His front +paw ...” + +“What about it?” said Ron defiantly. + +“He’s got a toe missing,” said Black. + +“Of course,” Lupin breathed. “So simple ... so brilliant +... he cut it off himself?” + + + +Page | 405 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Just before he transformed,” said Black. “When I +cornered him, he yelled for the whole street to hear +that I’d betrayed Lily and James. Then, before I could +curse him, he blew apart the street with the wand +behind his back, killed everyone within twenty feet of +himself — and sped down into the sewer with the +other rats. ...” + +“Didn’t you ever hear, Ron?” said Lupin. “The biggest +bit of Peter they found was his finger.” + +“Look, Scabbers probably had a fight with another rat +or something! He’s been in my family for ages, right — + + + +“Twelve years, in fact,” said Lupin. “Didn’t you ever +wonder why he was living so long?” + +“We — we’ve been taking good care of him!” said Ron. + +“Not looking too good at the moment, though, is he?” +said Lupin. “I’d guess he’s been losing weight ever +since he heard Sirius was on the loose again. ...” + +“He’s been scared of that mad cat!” said Ron, nodding +toward Crookshanks, who was still purring on the +bed. + +But that wasn’t right, Harry thought suddenly. ... +Scabbers had been looking ill before he met +Crookshanks . . . ever since Ron’s return from Egypt . . . +since the time when Black had escaped. ... + +“This cat isn’t mad,” said Black hoarsely. He reached +out a bony hand and stroked Crookshanks ’s fluffy +head. “He’s the most intelligent of his kind I’ve ever +met. He recognized Peter for what he was right away. +And when he met me, he knew I was no dog. It was a +while before he trusted me. ... Finally, I managed to +Page | 406 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +communicate to him what I was after, and he’s been +helping me. ...” + + + +“What do you mean?” breathed Hermione. + +“He tried to bring Peter to me, but couldn’t ... so he +stole the passwords into Gryffindor Tower for me. ... + +As I understand it, he took them from a boy’s bedside +table. ...” + +Harry’s brain seemed to be sagging under the weight +of what he was hearing. It was absurd . . . and yet . . . + +“But Peter got wind of what was going on and ran for +it. ...” croaked Black. “This cat — Crookshanks, did +you call him? — told me Peter had left blood on the +sheets. ... I supposed he bit himself. ... Well, faking +his own death had worked once. ...” + +These words jolted Harry to his senses. + +“And why did he fake his death?” he said furiously. +“Because he knew you were about to kill him like you +killed my parents!” + +“No,” said Lupin, “Harry — ” + +“And now you’ve come to finish him off!” + +“Yes, I have,” said Black, with an evil look at +Scabbers. + +“Then I should’ve let Snape take you!” Harry shouted. + +“Harry,” said Lupin hurriedly, “don’t you see? All this +time we’ve thought Sirius betrayed your parents, and +Peter tracked him down — but it was the other way +around, don’t you see? Peter betrayed your mother +and father — Sirius tracked Peter down — ” + +Page | 407 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“THAT’S NOT TRUE!” Harry yelled. “HE WAS THEIR +SECRET-KEEPER! HE SAID SO BEFORE YOU +TURNED UP. HE SAID HE KILLED THEM!” + +He was pointing at Black, who shook his head slowly; +the sunken eyes were suddenly overbright. + +“Harry ... I as good as killed them,” he croaked. “I +persuaded Lily and James to change to Peter at the +last moment, persuaded them to use him as Secret- +Keeper instead of me. ... I’m to blame, I know it. ... +The night they died, I’d arranged to check on Peter, +make sure he was still safe, but when I arrived at his +hiding place, he’d gone. Yet there was no sign of a +struggle. It didn’t feel right. I was scared. I set out for +your parents’ house straight away. And when I saw +their house, destroyed, and their bodies ... I realized +what Peter must’ve done ... what I’d done. ...” + +His voice broke. He turned away. + +“Enough of this,” said Lupin, and there was a steely +note in his voice Harry had never heard before. +“There’s one certain way to prove what really +happened. Ron, give me that rat” + +“What are you going to do with him if I give him to +you?” Ron asked Lupin tensely. + +“Force him to show himself,” said Lupin. “If he really +is a rat, it won’t hurt him.” + +Ron hesitated. Then at long last, he held out +Scabbers and Lupin took him. Scabbers began to +squeak without stopping, twisting and turning, his +tiny black eyes bulging in his head. + +“Ready, Sirius?” said Lupin. + + + +Page | 408 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Black had already retrieved Snape’s wand from the +bed. He approached Lupin and the struggling rat, and +his wet eyes suddenly seemed to be burning in his +face. + +“Together?” he said quietly. + +“I think so,” said Lupin, holding Scabbers tightly in +one hand and his wand in the other. “On the count of +three. One — two — THREE!” + +A flash of blue-white light erupted from both wands; +for a moment, Scabbers was frozen in midair, his +small gray form twisting madly — Ron yelled — the +rat fell and hit the floor. There was another blinding +flash of light and then — + +It was like watching a speeded-up film of a growing +tree. A head was shooting upward from the ground; +limbs were sprouting; a moment later, a man was +standing where Scabbers had been, cringing and +wringing his hands. Crookshanks was spitting and +snarling on the bed; the hair on his back was +standing up. + +He was a very short man, hardly taller than Harry +and Hermione. His thin, colorless hair was unkempt +and there was a large bald patch on top. He had the +shrunken appearance of a plump man who has lost a +lot of weight in a short time. His skin looked grubby, +almost like Scabbers ’s fur, and something of the rat +lingered around his pointed nose and his very small, +watery eyes. He looked around at them all, his +breathing fast and shallow. Harry saw his eyes dart to +the door and back again. + +“Well, hello, Peter,” said Lupin pleasantly, as though +rats frequently erupted into old school friends around +him. “Long time, no see.” + +Page | 409 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“S — Sirius ... R — Remus ...” Even Pettigrew’s voice +was squeaky. Again, his eyes darted toward the door. +“My friends ... my old friends ...” + +Black’s wand arm rose, but Lupin seized him around +the wrist, gave him a warning look, then turned again +to Pettigrew, his voice light and casual. + +“We’ve been having a little chat, Peter, about what +happened the night Lily and James died. You might +have missed the finer points while you were +squeaking around down there on the bed — ” + +“Remus,” gasped Pettigrew, and Harry could see +beads of sweat breaking out over his pasty face, “you +don’t believe him, do you... ? He tried to kill me, +Remus. ...” + +“So we’ve heard,” said Lupin, more coldly. “I’d like to +clear up one or two little matters with you, Peter, if +you’d be so — ” + +“He’s come to try and kill me again!” Pettigrew +squeaked suddenly, pointing at Black, and Harry saw +that he used his middle finger, because his index was +missing. “He killed Lily and James and now he’s going +to kill me too. ... You’ve got to help me, Remus. ...” + +Black’s face looked more skull-like than ever as he +stared at Pettigrew with his fathomless eyes. + +“No one’s going to try and kill you until we’ve sorted a +few things out,” said Lupin. + +“Sorted things out?” squealed Pettigrew, looking +wildly about him once more, eyes taking in the +boarded windows and, again, the only door. “I knew +he’d come after me! I knew he’d be back for me! I’ve +been waiting for this for twelve years!” + +Page | 410 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You knew Sirius was going to break out of Azkaban?” +said Lupin, his brow furrowed. “When nobody has +ever done it before?” + +“He’s got dark powers the rest of us can only dream +of!” Pettigrew shouted shrilly. “How else did he get out +of there? I suppose He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named +taught him a few tricks!” + +Black started to laugh, a horrible, mirthless laugh +that filled the whole room. + +“Voldemort, teach me tricks?” he said. + +Pettigrew flinched as though Black had brandished a +whip at him. + +“What, scared to hear your old master’s name?” said +Black. “I don’t blame you, Peter. His lot aren’t very +happy with you, are they?” + +“Don’t know what you mean, Sirius — ” muttered +Pettigrew, his breathing faster than ever. His whole +face was shining with sweat now. + +“You haven’t been hiding from me for twelve years,” +said Black. “You’ve been hiding from Voldemort’s old +supporters. I heard things in Azkaban, Peter. ... They +all think you’re dead, or you’d have to answer to +them. ... I’ve heard them screaming all sorts of things +in their sleep. Sounds like they think the double- +crosser double-crossed them. Voldemort went to the +Potters’ on your information ... and Voldemort met his +downfall there. And not all Voldemort’s supporters +ended up in Azkaban, did they? There are still plenty +out here, biding their time, pretending they’ve seen +the error of their ways. ... If they ever got wind that +you were still alive, Peter — ” + + + +Page | 411 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t know ... what you’re talking about... said +Pettigrew again, more shrilly than ever. He wiped his +face on his sleeve and looked up at Lupin. “You don’t +believe this — this madness, Remus — ” + +“I must admit, Peter, I have difficulty in +understanding why an innocent man would want to +spend twelve years as a rat,” said Lupin evenly. + +“Innocent, but scared!” squealed Pettigrew. “If +Voldemort’s supporters were after me, it was because +I put one of their best men in Azkaban — the spy, +Sirius Black!” + +Black’s face contorted. + +“How dare you,” he growled, sounding suddenly like +the bear-sized dog he had been. “I, a spy for +Voldemort? When did I ever sneak around people who +were stronger and more powerful than myself? But +you, Peter — I’ll never understand why I didn’t see +you were the spy from the start. You always liked big +friends who’d look after you, didn’t you? It used to be +us ... me and Remus ... and James. ...” + +Pettigrew wiped his face again; he was almost panting +for breath. + +“Me, a spy ... must be out of your mind ... never ... +don’t know how you can say such a — ” + +“Lily and James only made you Secret-Keeper +because I suggested it,” Black hissed, so venomously +that Pettigrew took a step backward. “I thought it was +the perfect plan ... a bluff. ... Voldemort would be +sure to come after me, would never dream they’d use +a weak, talentless thing like you. ... It must have been +the finest moment of your miserable life, telling +Voldemort you could hand him the Potters.” + +Page | 412 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Pettigrew was muttering distractedly; Harry caught +words like “far-fetched” and “lunacy,” but he couldn’t +help paying more attention to the ashen color of +Pettigrew’s face and the way his eyes continued to +dart toward the windows and door. + +“Professor Lupin?” said Hermione timidly. “Can — can +I say something?” + +“Certainly, Hermione,” said Lupin courteously. + +“Well — Scabbers — I mean, this — this man — he’s +been sleeping in Harry’s dormitory for three years. If +he’s working for You-Know-Who, how come he never +tried to hurt Harry before now?” + +“There!” said Pettigrew shrilly, pointing at Ron with +his maimed hand. “Thank you! You see, Remus? I +have never hurt a hair of Harry’s head! Why should +I?” + +“I’ll tell you why,” said Black. “Because you never did +anything for anyone unless you could see what was in +it for you. Voldemort’s been in hiding for fifteen years, +they say he’s half dead. You weren’t about to commit +murder right under Albus Dumbledore’s nose, for a +wreck of a wizard who’d lost all of his power, were +you? You’d want to be quite sure he was the biggest +bully in the playground before you went back to him, +wouldn’t you? Why else did you find a wizard family +to take you in? Keeping an ear out for news, weren’t +you, Peter? Just in case your old protector regained +strength, and it was safe to rejoin him. ...” + +Pettigrew opened his mouth and closed it several +times. He seemed to have lost the ability to talk. + +“Er — Mr. Black — Sirius?” said Hermione. + + + +Page | 413 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Black jumped at being addressed like this and stared +at Hermione as though he had never seen anything +quite like her. + +“If you don’t mind me asking, how — how did you get +out of Azkaban, if you didn’t use Dark Magic?” + +“Thank you!” gasped Pettigrew, nodding frantically at +her. “Exactly! Precisely what I — ” + +But Lupin silenced him with a look. Black was +frowning slightly at Hermione, but not as though he +were annoyed with her. He seemed to be pondering +his answer. + +“I don’t know how I did it,” he said slowly. “I think the +only reason I never lost my mind is that I knew I was +innocent. That wasn’t a happy thought, so the +dementors couldn’t suck it out of me ... but it kept me +sane and knowing who I am . . . helped me keep my +powers ... so when it all became . . . too much ... I +could transform in my cell . . . become a dog. +Dementors can’t see, you know. ...” He swallowed. +“They feel their way toward people by feeding off their +emotions. ... They could tell that my feelings were less +— less human, less complex when I was a dog ... but +they thought, of course, that I was losing my mind +like everyone else in there, so it didn’t trouble them. +But I was weak, very weak, and I had no hope of +driving them away from me without a wand. ... + +“But then I saw Peter in that picture ... I realized he +was at Hogwarts with Harry . . . perfectly positioned to +act, if one hint reached his ears that the Dark Side +was gathering strength again. ...” + +Pettigrew was shaking his head, mouthing +noiselessly, but staring all the while at Black as +though hypnotized. + +Page | 414 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... ready to strike at the moment he could be sure of +allies ... and to deliver the last Potter to them. If he +gave them Harry, who’d dare say he’d betrayed Lord +Voldemort? He’d be welcomed back with honors. ... + +“So you see, I had to do something. I was the only one +who knew Peter was still alive. ...” + +Harry remembered what Mr. Weasley had told Mrs. +Weasley. “The guards say he’s been talking in his +sleep ... always the same words ... ‘He’s at Hog warts.’ + + + +“It was as if someone had lit a fire in my head, and +the dementors couldn’t destroy it. ... It wasn’t a +happy feeling ... it was an obsession . . . but it gave me +strength, it cleared my mind. So, one night when they +opened my door to bring food, I slipped past them as +a dog. ... It’s so much harder for them to sense +animal emotions that they were confused. ... I was +thin, very thin . . . thin enough to slip through the +bars. ... I swam as a dog back to the mainland. ... I +journeyed north and slipped into the Hogwarts +grounds as a dog. I’ve been living in the forest ever +since, except when I came to watch the Quidditch, of +course. You fly as well as your father did, Harry. ...” + +He looked at Harry, who did not look away. + +“Believe me,” croaked Black. “Believe me, Harry. I +never betrayed James and Lily. I would have died +before I betrayed them.” + +And at long last, Harry believed him. Throat too tight +to speak, he nodded. + +“No!” + + + +Page | 415 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Pettigrew had fallen to his knees as though Harry’s +nod had been his own death sentence. He shuffled +forward on his knees, groveling, his hands clasped in +front of him as though praying. + +“Sirius — it’s me ... it’s Peter ... your friend ... you +wouldn’t ...” + +Black kicked out and Pettigrew recoiled. + +“There’s enough filth on my robes without you +touching them,” said Black. + +“Remus!” Pettigrew squeaked, turning to Lupin +instead, writhing imploringly in front of him. “You +don’t believe this ... wouldn’t Sirius have told you +they’d changed the plan?” + +“Not if he thought I was the spy, Peter,” said Lupin. “I +assume that’s why you didn’t tell me, Sirius?” he said +casually over Pettigrew’s head. + +“Forgive me, Remus,” said Black. + +“Not at all, Padfoot, old friend,” said Lupin, who was +now rolling up his sleeves. “And will you, in turn, +forgive me for believing you were the spy?” + +“Of course,” said Black, and the ghost of a grin flitted +across his gaunt face. He, too, began rolling up his +sleeves. “Shall we kill him together?” + +“Yes, I think so,” said Lupin grimly. + +“You wouldn’t ... you won’t... ,” gasped Pettigrew. And +he scrambled around to Ron. + + + +Page | 416 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron ... haven’t I been a good friend ... a good pet? + +You won’t let them kill me, Ron, will you ... you’re on +my side, aren’t you?” + +But Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost +revulsion. + +“I let you sleep in my bed\” he said. + +“Kind boy ... kind master ...” Pettigrew crawled toward +Ron, “you won’t let them do it. ... I was your rat. ... I +was a good pet. ...” + +“If you made a better rat than a human, it’s not much +to boast about, Peter,” said Black harshly. Ron, going +still paler with pain, wrenched his broken leg out of +Pettigrew’s reach. Pettigrew turned on his knees, +staggered forward, and seized the hem of Hermione’s +robes. + +“Sweet girl ... clever girl ... you — you won’t let them. +... Help me. ...” + +Hermione pulled her robes out of Pettigrew’s +clutching hands and backed away against the wall, +looking horrified. + +Pettigrew knelt, trembling uncontrollably, and turned +his head slowly toward Harry. + +“Harry ... Harry ... you look just like your father ... +just like him. ...” + +“HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HARRY?” roared Black. +“HOW DARE YOU FACE HIM? HOW DARE YOU TALK +ABOUT JAMES IN FRONT OF HIM?” + +“Harry,” whispered Pettigrew, shuffling toward him, +hands outstretched. “Harry, James wouldn’t have + +Page | 417 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wanted me killed. ... James would have understood, +Harry ... he would have shown me mercy. ...” + + + +Both Black and Lupin strode forward, seized +Pettigrew’s shoulders, and threw him backward onto +the floor. He sat there, twitching with terror, staring +up at them. + +“You sold Lily and James to Voldemort,” said Black, +who was shaking too. “Do you deny it?” + +Pettigrew burst into tears. It was horrible to watch, +like an oversized, balding baby, cowering on the floor. + +“Sirius, Sirius, what could I have done? The Dark +Lord . . . you have no idea ... he has weapons you can’t +imagine. ... I was scared, Sirius, I was never brave +like you and Remus and James. I never meant it to +happen. ... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named forced me — + + + +“DONT LIE!” bellowed Black. “YOU’D BEEN PASSING +INFORMATION TO HIM FOR A YEAR BEFORE LILY +AND JAMES DIED! YOU WERE HIS SPY!” + +“He — he was taking over everywhere!” gasped +Pettigrew. “Wh — what was there to be gained by +refusing him?” + +“What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil +wizard who has ever existed?” said Black, with a +terribly fury in his face. “Only innocent lives, Peter!” + +“You don’t understand!” whined Pettigrew. “He would +have killed me, Sirius!” + +“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. +“DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS +WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!” + +Page | 418 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Black and Lupin stood shoulder to shoulder, wands +raised. + +“You should have realized,” said Lupin quietly, “if +Voldemort didn’t kill you, we would. Good-bye, Peter.” + +Hermione covered her face with her hands and turned +to the wall. + +“NO!” Harry yelled. He ran forward, placing himself in +front of Pettigrew, facing the wands. “You can’t kill +him,” he said breathlessly. “You can’t.” + +Black and Lupin both looked staggered. + +“Harry, this piece of vermin is the reason you have no +parents,” Black snarled. “This cringing bit of filth +would have seen you die too, without turning a hair. +You heard him. His own stinking skin meant more to +him than your whole family.” + +“I know,” Harry panted. “We’ll take him up to the +castle. We’ll hand him over to the dementors. ... He +can go to Azkaban ... but don’t kill him.” + +“Harry!” gasped Pettigrew, and he flung his arms +around Harry’s knees. “You — thank you — it’s more +than I deserve — thank you — ” + +“Get off me,” Harry spat, throwing Pettigrew’s hands +off him in disgust. “I’m not doing this for you. I’m +doing it because — I don’t reckon my dad would’ve +wanted them to become killers — just for you.” + +No one moved or made a sound except Pettigrew, +whose breath was coming in wheezes as he clutched +his chest. Black and Lupin were looking at each +other. Then, with one movement, they lowered their +wands. + +Page | 419 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re the only person who has the right to decide, +Harry,” said Black. “But think ... think what he did. + + + +“He can go to Azkaban,” Harry repeated. “If anyone +deserves that place, he does. ...” + +Pettigrew was still wheezing behind him. + +“Very well,” said Lupin. “Stand aside, Harry.” + +Harry hesitated. + +“I’m going to tie him up,” said Lupin. “That’s all, I +swear.” + +Harry stepped out of the way. Thin cords shot from +Lupin’s wand this time, and next moment, Pettigrew +was wriggling on the floor, bound and gagged. + +“But if you transform, Peter,” growled Black, his own +wand pointing at Pettigrew too, “we will kill you. You +agree, Harry?” + +Harry looked down at the pitiful figure on the floor +and nodded so that Pettigrew could see him. + +“Right,” said Lupin, suddenly businesslike. “Ron, I +can’t mend bones nearly as well as Madam Pomfrey, +so I think it’s best if we just strap your leg up until we +can get you to the hospital wing.” + +He hurried over to Ron, bent down, tapped Ron’s leg +with his wand, and muttered, “Ferula.” Bandages +spun up Ron’s leg, strapping it tightly to a splint. +Lupin helped him to his feet; Ron put his weight +gingerly on the leg and didn’t wince. + +“That’s better,” he said. “Thanks.” + +Page | 420 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What about Professor Snape?” said Hermione in a +small voice, looking down at Snape’s prone figure. + + + +“There’s nothing seriously wrong with him,” said +Lupin, bending over Snape and checking his pulse. +“You were just a little — overenthusiastic. Still out +cold. Er — perhaps it will be best if we don’t revive +him until we’re safely back in the castle. We can take +him like this. ...” + +He muttered, “Mobilicorpus.” As though invisible +strings were tied to Snape’s wrists, neck, and knees, +he was pulled into a standing position, head still +lolling unpleasantly, like a grotesque puppet. He hung +a few inches above the ground, his limp feet dangling. +Lupin picked up the Invisibility Cloak and tucked it +safely into his pocket. + +“And two of us should be chained to this,” said Black, +nudging Pettigrew with his toe. “Just to make sure.” + +“I’ll do it,” said Lupin. + +“And me,” said Ron savagely, limping forward. + +Black conjured heavy manacles from thin air; soon +Pettigrew was upright again, left arm chained to +Lupin’s right, right arm to Ron’s left. Ron’s face was +set. He seemed to have taken Scabbers’s true identity +as a personal insult. Crookshanks leapt lightly off the +bed and led the way out of the room, his bottlebrush +tail held jauntily high. + + + +Page | 421 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE DEMENTOR’S KISS + +Harry had never been part of a stranger group. +Crookshanks led the way down the stairs; Lupin, +Pettigrew, and Ron went next, looking like entrants in +a six-legged race. Next came Professor Snape, drifting +creepily along, his toes hitting each stair as they +descended, held up by his own wand, which was +being pointed at him by Sirius. Harry and Hermione +brought up the rear. + +Getting back into the tunnel was difficult. Lupin, +Pettigrew, and Ron had to turn sideways to manage +it; Lupin still had Pettigrew covered with his wand. +Harry could see them edging awkwardly along the +tunnel in single file. Crookshanks was still in the +lead. Harry went right after Black, who was still +making Snape drift along ahead of them; he kept +bumping his lolling head on the low ceiling. Harry +had the impression Black was making no effort to +prevent this. + + + +Page | 422 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +“You know what this means?” Black said abruptly to +Harry as they made their slow progress along the +tunnel. “Turning Pettigrew in?” + +“You’re free,” said Harry. + +“Yes ... ,” said Black. “But I’m also — I don’t know if +anyone ever told you — I’m your godfather.” + +“Yeah, I knew that,” said Harry. + +“Well ... your parents appointed me your guardian,” +said Black stiffly. “If anything happened to them ...” + +Harry waited. Did Black mean what he thought he +meant? + +“I’ll understand, of course, if you want to stay with +your aunt and uncle,” said Black. “But ... well ... +think about it. Once my name’s cleared ... if you +wanted a ... a different home ...” + +Some sort of explosion took place in the pit of Harry’s +stomach. + +“What — live with you?” he said, accidentally cracking +his head on a bit of rock protruding from the ceiling. +“Leave the Dursleys?” + +“Of course, I thought you wouldn’t want to,” said +Black quickly. “I understand, I just thought I’d — ” + +“Are you insane?” said Harry, his voice easily as +croaky as Black’s. “Of course I want to leave the +Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move +in?” + + + +Page | 423 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Black turned right around to look at him; Snape’s +head was scraping the ceiling but Black didn’t seem +to care. + +“You want to?” he said. “You mean it?” + +“Yeah, I mean it!” said Harry. + +Black’s gaunt face broke into the first true smile +Harry had seen upon it. The difference it made was +startling, as though a person ten years younger were +shining through the starved mask; for a moment, he +was recognizable as the man who had laughed at +Harry’s parents’ wedding. + +They did not speak again until they had reached the +end of the tunnel. Crookshanks darted up first; he +had evidently pressed his paw to the knot on the +trunk, because Lupin, Pettigrew, and Ron clambered +upward without any sound of savaging branches. + +Black saw Snape up through the hole, then stood +back for Harry and Hermione to pass. At last, all of +them were out. + +The grounds were very dark now; the only light came +from the distant windows of the castle. Without a +word, they set off. Pettigrew was still wheezing and +occasionally whimpering. Harry’s mind was buzzing. +He was going to leave the Dursleys. He was going to +live with Sirius Black, his parents’ best friend. ... He +felt dazed. ... What would happen when he told the +Dursleys he was going to live with the convict they’d +seen on television... ! + +“One wrong move, Peter,” said Lupin threateningly +ahead. His wand was still pointed sideways at +Pettigrew’s chest. + + + +Page | 424 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Silently they tramped through the grounds, the castle +lights growing slowly larger. Snape was still drifting +weirdly ahead of Black, his chin bumping on his +chest. And then — + +A cloud shifted. There were suddenly dim shadows on +the ground. Their party was bathed in moonlight. + +Snape collided with Lupin, Pettigrew, and Ron, who +had stopped abruptly. Black froze. He flung out one +arm to make Harry and Hermione stop. + +Harry could see Lupin’s silhouette. He had gone rigid. +Then his limbs began to shake. + +“Oh, my — ” Hermione gasped. “He didn’t take his +potion tonight! He’s not safe!” + +“Run,” Black whispered. “Run. Now.” + +But Harry couldn’t run. Ron was chained to Pettigrew +and Lupin. He leapt forward but Black caught him +around the chest and threw him back. + +“Leave it to me — RUN!” + +There was a terrible snarling noise. Lupin’s head was +lengthening. So was his body. His shoulders were +hunching. Hair was sprouting visibly on his face and +hands, which were curling into clawed paws. +Crookshanks’s hair was on end again; he was backing +away — + +As the werewolf reared, snapping its long jaws, Sirius +disappeared from Harry’s side. He had transformed. +The enormous, bearlike dog bounded forward. As the +werewolf wrenched itself free of the manacle binding +it, the dog seized it about the neck and pulled it + + + +Page | 425 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +backward, away from Ron and Pettigrew. They were +locked, jaw to jaw, claws ripping at each other — + +Harry stood, transfixed by the sight, too intent upon +the battle to notice anything else. It was Hermione’s +scream that alerted him — + +Pettigrew had dived for Lupin’s dropped wand. Ron, +unsteady on his bandaged leg, fell. There was a bang, +a burst of light — and Ron lay motionless on the +ground. Another bang — Crookshanks flew into the +air and back to the earth in a heap. + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ Harry yelled, pointing his own wand +at Pettigrew; Lupin’s wand flew high into the air and +out of sight. “Stay where you are!” Harry shouted, +running forward. + +Too late. Pettigrew had transformed. Harry saw his +bald tail whip through the manacle on Ron’s +outstretched arm and heard a scurrying through the +grass. + +There was a howl and a rumbling growl; Harry turned +to see the werewolf taking flight; it was galloping into +the forest — + +“Sirius, he’s gone, Pettigrew transformed!” Harry +yelled. + +Black was bleeding; there were gashes across his +muzzle and back, but at Harry’s words he scrambled +up again, and in an instant, the sound of his paws +faded to silence as he pounded away across the +grounds. + +Harry and Hermione dashed over to Ron. + + + +Page | 426 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What did he do to him?” Hermione whispered. Ron’s +eyes were only half-closed, his mouth hung open; he +was definitely alive, they could hear him breathing, +but he didn’t seem to recognize them. + +“I don’t know. ...” + +Harry looked desperately around. Black and Lupin +both gone . . . they had no one but Snape for company, +still hanging, unconscious, in midair. + +“We’d better get them up to the castle and tell +someone,” said Harry, pushing his hair out of his +eyes, trying to think straight. Come — ” + +But then, from beyond the range of their vision, they +heard a yelping, a whining: a dog in pain. ... + +“Sirius,” Harry muttered, staring into the darkness. + +He had a moment’s indecision, but there was nothing +they could do for Ron at the moment, and by the +sound of it, Black was in trouble — + +Harry set off at a run, Hermione right behind him. + +The yelping seemed to be coming from the ground +near the edge of the lake. They pelted toward it, and +Harry, running flat out, felt the cold without realizing +what it must mean — + +The yelping stopped abruptly. As they reached the +lakeshore, they saw why — Sirius had turned back +into a man. He was crouched on all fours, his hands +over his head. + +“iVooo,” he moaned. “Noooo ... please. ...” + +And then Harry saw them. Dementors, at least a +hundred of them, gliding in a black mass around the + +Page | 427 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +lake toward them. He spun around, the familiar, icy +cold penetrating his insides, fog starting to obscure +his vision; more were appearing out of the darkness +on every side; they were encircling them. ... + +“Hermione, think of something happy!” Harry yelled, +raising his wand, blinking furiously to try and clear +his vision, shaking his head to rid it of the faint +screaming that had started inside it — + +I’m going to live with my godfather. I’m leaving the +Dursleys. + +He forced himself to think of Black, and only Black, +and began to chant: “Expecto patronum). Expecto +patronum).” + +Black gave a shudder, rolled over, and lay motionless +on the ground, pale as death. + +Hell be all right. I’m going to go and live with him. + +“Expecto patronum). Hermione, help me! Expecto +patronum).” + +“Expecto — ” Hermione whispered, “expecto — expecto + + + +But she couldn’t do it. The dementors were closing in, +barely ten feet from them. They formed a solid wall +around Harry and Hermione, and were getting closer. + + + +“EXPECTO PATRONUM” Harry yelled, trying to blot +the screaming from his ears. “EXPECTO PATRONUM.” + +A thin wisp of silver escaped his wand and hovered +like mist before him. At the same moment, Harry felt + + + +Page | 428 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione collapse next to him. He was alone ... +completely alone. ... + +“Expecto — expecto patronum — ” + +Harry felt his knees hit the cold grass. Fog was +clouding his eyes. With a huge effort, he fought to +remember — Sirius was innocent — innocent — We’ll +be okay — I’m going to live with him — + +“ Expecto patronum J” he gasped. + +By the feeble light of his formless Patronus, he saw a +dementor halt, very close to him. It couldn’t walk +through the cloud of silver mist Harry had conjured. + +A dead, slimy hand slid out from under the cloak. It +made a gesture as though to sweep the Patronus +aside. + +“No — no — ” Harry gasped. “He’s innocent ... expecto +— expecto patronum — ” + +He could feel them watching him, hear their rattling +breath like an evil wind around him. The nearest +dementor seemed to be considering him. Then it +raised both its rotting hands — and lowered its hood. + +Where there should have been eyes, there was only +thin, gray scabbed skin, stretched blankly over empty +sockets. But there was a mouth ... a gaping, +shapeless hole, sucking the air with the sound of a +death rattle. + +A paralyzing terror filled Harry so that he couldn’t +move or speak. His Patronus flickered and died. + +White fog was blinding him. He had to fight ... expecto +patronum ... he couldn’t see ... and in the distance, he +heard the familiar screaming . . . expecto patronum . . . + +Page | 429 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he groped in the mist for Sirius, and found his arm ... +they weren’t going to take him. ... + +But a pair of strong, clammy hands suddenly +attached themselves around Harry’s neck. They were +forcing his face upward. ... He could feel its breath. ... +It was going to get rid of him first. ... He could feel its +putrid breath. . . . His mother was screaming in his +ears. ... She was going to be the last thing he ever +heard — + +And then, through the fog that was drowning him, he +thought he saw a silvery light growing brighter and +brighter. ... He felt himself fall forward onto the grass. +... Facedown, too weak to move, sick and shaking, +Harry opened his eyes. The dementor must have +released him. The blinding light was illuminating the +grass around him. ... The screaming had stopped, the +cold was ebbing away. . . . + +Something was driving the dementors back. ... It was +circling around him and Black and Hermione. ... They +were leaving. ... The air was warm again. ... + +With every ounce of strength he could muster, Harry +raised his head a few inches and saw an animal amid +the light, galloping away across the lake. ... Eyes +blurred with sweat, Harry tried to make out what it +was. ... It was as bright as a unicorn. ... Fighting to +stay conscious, Harry watched it canter to a halt as it +reached the opposite shore. For a moment, Harry +saw, by its brightness, somebody welcoming it back +. . . raising his hand to pat it . . . someone who looked +strangely familiar ... but it couldn’t be ... + +Harry didn’t understand. He couldn’t think anymore. +He felt the last of his strength leave him, and his head +hit the ground as he fainted. + + + +Page | 430 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +HERMIONE’S SECRET + +“Shocking business ... shocking ... miracle none of +them died . . . never heard the like ... by thunder, it +was lucky you were there, Snape. ...” + +“Thank you, Minister.” + +“Order of Merlin, Second Class, I’d say. First Class, if +I can wangle it!” + +“Thank you very much indeed, Minister.” + +“Nasty cut you’ve got there. ... Black’s work, I +suppose?” + +“As a matter of fact, it was Potter, Weasley, and +Granger, Minister. ...” + +“iVo!” + +“Black had bewitched them, I saw it immediately. A +Confundus Charm, to judge by their behavior. They +seemed to think there was a possibility he was + +Page | 431 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +innocent. They weren’t responsible for their actions. +On the other hand, their interference might have +permitted Black to escape. ... They obviously thought +they were going to catch Black single-handed. They’ve +got away with a great deal before now. ... I’m afraid +it’s given them a rather high opinion of themselves ... +and of course Potter has always been allowed an +extraordinary amount of license by the headmaster — + + + +“Ah, well, Snape ... Harry Potter, you know ... we’ve +all got a bit of a blind spot where he’s concerned.” + +“And yet — is it good for him to be given so much +special treatment? Personally, I try and treat him like +any other student. And any other student would be +suspended — at the very least — for leading his +friends into such danger. Consider, Minister — +against all school rules — after all the precautions +put in place for his protection — out-of-bounds, at +night, consorting with a werewolf and a murderer — +and I have reason to believe he has been visiting +Hogsmeade illegally too — ” + +“Well, well ... we shall see, Snape, we shall see. ... The +boy has undoubtedly been foolish. ...” + +Harry lay listening with his eyes tight shut. He felt +very groggy. The words he was hearing seemed to be +traveling very slowly from his ears to his brain, so +that it was difficult to understand. ... His limbs felt +like lead; his eyelids too heavy to lift. ... He wanted to +lie here, on this comfortable bed, forever. ... + +“What amazes me most is the behavior of the +dementors ... you’ve really no idea what made them +retreat, Snape?” + + + +Page | 432 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, Minister ... by the time I had come ’round they +were heading back to their positions at the entrances. + + + +“Extraordinary. And yet Black, and Harry, and the girl + + + +“All unconscious by the time I reached them. I bound +and gagged Black, naturally, conjured stretchers, and +brought them all straight back to the castle.” + +There was a pause. Harry’s brain seemed to be +moving a little faster, and as it did, a gnawing +sensation grew in the pit of his stomach. ... + +He opened his eyes. + +Everything was slightly blurred. Somebody had +removed his glasses. He was lying in the dark hospital +wing. At the very end of the ward, he could make out +Madam Pomfrey with her back to him, bending over a +bed. Harry squinted. Ron’s red hair was visible +beneath Madam Pomfrey’s arm. + +Harry moved his head over on the pillow. In the bed +to his right lay Hermione. Moonlight was falling +across her bed. Her eyes were open too. She looked +petrified, and when she saw that Harry was awake, +pressed a finger to her lips, then pointed to the +hospital wing door. It was ajar, and the voices of +Cornelius Fudge and Snape were coming through it +from the corridor outside. + +Madam Pomfrey now came walking briskly up the +dark ward to Harry’s bed. He turned to look at her. +She was carrying the largest block of chocolate he +had ever seen in his life. It looked like a small +boulder. + + + +Page | 433 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah, you’re awake!” she said briskly. She placed the +chocolate on Harry’s bedside table and began +breaking it apart with a small hammer. + +“How’s Ron?” said Harry and Hermione together. + +“He’ll live,” said Madam Pomfrey grimly. “As for you +two ... you’ll be staying here until I’m satisfied you’re +— Potter, what do you think you’re doing?” + +Harry was sitting up, putting his glasses back on, and +picking up his wand. + +“I need to see the headmaster,” he said. + +“Potter,” said Madam Pomfrey soothingly, “it’s all +right. They’ve got Black. He’s locked away upstairs. +The dementors will be performing the kiss any +moment now — ” + +“WHAT?” + +Harry jumped up out of bed; Hermione had done the +same. But his shout had been heard in the corridor +outside; next second, Cornelius Fudge and Snape had +entered the ward. + +“Harry, Harry, what’s this?” said Fudge, looking +agitated. “You should be in bed — has he had any +chocolate?” he asked Madam Pomfrey anxiously. + +“Minister, listen!” Harry said. “Sirius Black’s innocent! +Peter Pettigrew faked his own death! We saw him +tonight! You can’t let the dementors do that thing to +Sirius, he’s — ” + +But Fudge was shaking his head with a small smile +on his face. + + + +Page | 434 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, Harry, you’re very confused, you’ve been +through a dreadful ordeal, lie back down, now, we’ve +got everything under control. ...” + +“YOU HAVEN’T!” Harry yelled. “YOU VE GOT THE +WRONG MAN!” + +“Minister, listen, please,” Hermione said; she had +hurried to Harry’s side and was gazing imploringly +into Fudge’s face. “I saw him too. It was Ron’s rat, +he’s an Animagus, Pettigrew, I mean, and — ” + +“You see, Minister?” said Snape. “Confunded, both of +them. ... Black’s done a very good job on them. ...” + +“WE’RE NOT CONFUNDED!” Harry roared. + +“Minister! Professor!” said Madam Pomfrey angrily. “I +must insist that you leave. Potter is my patient, and +he should not be distressed!” + +“I’m not distressed, I’m trying to tell them what +happened!” Harry said furiously. “If they’d just listen + + + +But Madam Pomfrey suddenly stuffed a large chunk +of chocolate into Harry’s mouth; he choked, and she +seized the opportunity to force him back onto the bed. + +“Now, please, Minister, these children need care. +Please leave — ” + +The door opened again. It was Dumbledore. Harry +swallowed his mouthful of chocolate with great +difficulty and got up again. + +“Professor Dumbledore, Sirius Black — ” + + + +Page | 435 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“For heaven’s sake!” said Madam Pomfrey +hysterically. “Is this a hospital wing or not? +Headmaster, I must insist — ” + +“My apologies, Poppy, but I need a word with Mr. +Potter and Miss Granger,” said Dumbledore calmly. “I +have just been talking to Sirius Black — ” + +“I suppose he’s told you the same fairy tale he’s +planted in Potter’s mind?” spat Snape. “Something +about a rat, and Pettigrew being alive — ” + +“That, indeed, is Black’s story,” said Dumbledore, +surveying Snape closely through his half-moon +spectacles. + +“And does my evidence count for nothing?” snarled +Snape. “Peter Pettigrew was not in the Shrieking +Shack, nor did I see any sign of him on the grounds.” + +“That was because you were knocked out, Professor!” +said Hermione earnestly. “You didn’t arrive in time to +hear — ” + +“Miss Granger, HOLD YOUR TONGUE!” + +“Now, Snape,” said Fudge, startled, “the young lady is +disturbed in her mind, we must make allowances — ” + +“I would like to speak to Harry and Hermione alone,” +said Dumbledore abruptly. “Cornelius, Severus, + +Poppy — please leave us.” + +“Headmaster!” sputtered Madam Pomfrey “They need +treatment, they need rest — ” + +“This cannot wait,” said Dumbledore. “I must insist.” + + + +Page | 436 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madam Pomfrey pursed her lips and strode away into +her office at the end of the ward, slamming the door +behind her. Fudge consulted the large gold pocket +watch dangling from his waistcoat. + +“The dementors should have arrived by now,” he said. +“Ill go and meet them. Dumbledore, 111 see you +upstairs.” + +He crossed to the door and held it open for Snape, +but Snape hadn’t moved. + +“You surely don’t believe a word of Black’s story?” +Snape whispered, his eyes fixed on Dumbledore ’s +face. + +“I wish to speak to Harry and Hermione alone,” +Dumbledore repeated. + +Snape took a step toward Dumbledore. + +“Sirius Black showed he was capable of murder at the +age of sixteen,” he breathed. “You haven’t forgotten +that, Headmaster? You haven’t forgotten that he once +tried to kill me?” + +“My memory is as good as it ever was, Severus,” said +Dumbledore quietly. + +Snape turned on his heel and marched through the +door Fudge was still holding. It closed behind them, +and Dumbledore turned to Harry and Hermione. They +both burst into speech at the same time. + +“Professor, Black’s telling the truth — we saw +Pettigrew — ” + +“ — he escaped when Professor Lupin turned into a +werewolf — ” + +Page | 437 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — he’s a rat — ” + + + +“ — Pettigrew’s front paw, I mean, finger, he cut it off + + + +“ — Pettigrew attacked Ron, it wasn’t Sirius — ” + +But Dumbledore held up his hand to stem the flood of +explanations. + +“It is your turn to listen, and I beg you will not +interrupt me, because there is very little time,” he +said quietly. “There is not a shred of proof to support +Black’s story, except your word — and the word of +two thirteen-year-old wizards will not convince +anybody. A street full of eyewitnesses swore they saw +Sirius murder Pettigrew. I myself gave evidence to the +Ministry that Sirius had been the Potters’ Secret- +Keeper.” + +“Professor Lupin can tell you — ” Harry said, unable to +stop himself. + +“Professor Lupin is currently deep in the forest, +unable to tell anyone anything. By the time he is +human again, it will be too late, Sirius will be worse +than dead. I might add that werewolves are so +mistrusted by most of our kind that his support will +count for very little — and the fact that he and Sirius +are old friends — ” + +“But — ” + +“ Listen to me, Harry. It is too late, you understand +me? You must see that Professor Snape’s version of +events is far more convincing than yours.” + +“He hates Sirius,” Hermione said desperately. “All +because of some stupid trick Sirius played on him — ” + +Page | 438 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sirius has not acted like an innocent man. The +attack on the Fat Lady — entering Gryffindor Tower +with a knife — without Pettigrew, alive or dead, we +have no chance of overturning Sirius’s sentence.” + +“But you believe us.” + +“Yes, I do,” said Dumbledore quietly. “But I have no +power to make other men see the truth, or to overrule +the Minister of Magic. ...” + +Harry stared up into the grave face and felt as though +the ground beneath him were falling sharply away. He +had grown used to the idea that Dumbledore could +solve anything. He had expected Dumbledore to pull +some amazing solution out of the air. But no . . . their +last hope was gone. + +“What we need,” said Dumbledore slowly, and his +light blue eyes moved from Harry to Hermione, “is +more time.” + +“But — ” Hermione began. And then her eyes became +very round. “OH!” + +“Now, pay attention,” said Dumbledore, speaking very +low, and very clearly. “Sirius is locked in Professor +Flitwick’s office on the seventh floor. Thirteenth +window from the right of the West Tower. If all goes +well, you will be able to save more than one innocent +life tonight. But remember this, both of you: you must +not be seen. Miss Granger, you know the law — you +know what is at stake. ... You — must — not — be — +seen.” + +Harry didn’t have a clue what was going on. +Dumbledore had turned on his heel and looked back +as he reached the door. + + + +Page | 439 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am going to lock you in. It is — ” he consulted his +watch, “five minutes to midnight. Miss Granger, three +turns should do it. Good luck.” + +“Good luck?” Harry repeated as the door closed +behind Dumbledore. “Three turns? What’s he talking +about? What are we supposed to do?” + +But Hermione was fumbling with the neck of her +robes, pulling from beneath them a very long, very +fine gold chain. + +“Harry, come here,” she said urgently. ��Quick).” + +Harry moved toward her, completely bewildered. She +was holding the chain out. He saw a tiny, sparkling +hourglass hanging from it. + +“Here — ” + +She had thrown the chain around his neck too. + +“Ready?” she said breathlessly. + +“What are we doing?” Harry said, completely lost. + +Hermione turned the hourglass over three times. + +The dark ward dissolved. Harry had the sensation +that he was flying very fast, backward. A blur of +colors and shapes rushed past him, his ears were +pounding, he tried to yell but couldn’t hear his own +voice — + +And then he felt solid ground beneath his feet, and +everything came into focus again — + +He was standing next to Hermione in the deserted +entrance hall and a stream of golden sunlight was + +Page | 440 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +falling across the paved floor from the open front +doors. He looked wildly around at Hermione, the +chain of the hourglass cutting into his neck. + +“Hermione, what — ?” + +“In here!” Hermione seized Harry’s arm and dragged +him across the hall to the door of a broom closet; she +opened it, pushed him inside among the buckets and +mops, then slammed the door behind them. + +“What — how — Hermione, what happened?” + +“We’ve gone back in time,” Hermione whispered, +lifting the chain off Harry’s neck in the darkness. +“Three hours back ...” + +Harry found his own leg and gave it a very hard +pinch. It hurt a lot, which seemed to rule out the +possibility that he was having a very bizarre dream. + +“But — ” + +“Shh! Listen! Someone’s coming! I think — I think it +might be us!” + +Hermione had her ear pressed against the cupboard +door. + +“Footsteps across the hall ... yes, I think it’s us going +down to Hagrid’s!” + +“Are you telling me,” Harry whispered, “that we’re +here in this cupboard and we’re out there too?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione, her ear still glued to the +cupboard door. “I’m sure it’s us. It doesn’t sound like +more than three people ... and we’re walking slowly +because we’re under the Invisibility Cloak — ” + +Page | 441 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She broke off, still listening intently. + + + +“We’ve gone down the front steps. ...” + +Hermione sat down on an upturned bucket, looking +desperately anxious, but Harry wanted a few +questions answered. + +“Where did you get that hourglass thing?” + +“It’s called a Time-Turner,” Hermione whispered, “and +I got it from Professor McGonagall on our first day +back. I’ve been using it all year to get to all my +lessons. Professor McGonagall made me swear I +wouldn’t tell anyone. She had to write all sorts of +letters to the Ministry of Magic so I could have one. +She had to tell them that I was a model student, and +that I’d never, ever use it for anything except my +studies. ... I’ve been turning it back so I could do +hours over again, that’s how I’ve been doing several +lessons at once, see? But ... + +“Harry, I don’t understand what Dumbledore wants us +to do. Why did he tell us to go back three hours? + +How’s that going to help Sirius?” + +Harry stared at her shadowy face. + +“There must be something that happened around now +he wants us to change,” he said slowly. “What +happened? We were walking down to Hagrid’s three +hours ago. ...” + +“This is three hours ago, and we are walking down to +Hagrid’s,” said Hermione. “We just heard ourselves +leaving. ...” + +Harry frowned; he felt as though he were screwing up +his whole brain in concentration. + +Page | 442 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dumbledore just said — just said we could save +more than one innocent life. ...” And then it hit him. +“Hermione, we’re going to save Buckbeak!” + +“But — how will that help Sirius?” + +“Dumbledore said — he just told us where the +window is — the window of Flitwick’s office! Where +they’ve got Sirius locked up! We’ve got to fly +Buckbeak up to the window and rescue Sirius! Sirius +can escape on Buckbeak — they can escape together!” + +From what Harry could see of Hermione’s face, she +looked terrified. + +“If we manage that without being seen, it’ll be a +miracle!” + +“Well, we’ve got to try, haven’t we?” said Harry. He +stood up and pressed his ear against the door. + +“Doesn’t sound like anyone’s there. ... Come on, let’s + +go. ...” + +Harry pushed open the closet door. The entrance hall +was deserted. As quietly and quickly as they could, +they darted out of the closet and down the stone +steps. The shadows were already lengthening, the +tops of the trees in the Forbidden Forest gilded once +more with gold. + +“If anyone’s looking out of the window — ” Hermione +squeaked, looking up at the castle behind them. + +“Well run for it,” said Harry determinedly. “Straight +into the forest, all right? We’ll have to hide behind a +tree or something and keep a lookout — ” + + + +Page | 443 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Okay, but well go around by the greenhouses!” said +Hermione breathlessly. “We need to keep out of sight +of Hagrid’s front door, or well see us! We must be +nearly at Hagrid’s by now!” + +Still working out what she meant, Harry set off at a +sprint, Hermione behind him. They tore across the +vegetable gardens to the greenhouses, paused for a +moment behind them, then set off again, fast as they +could, skirting around the Whomping Willow, tearing +toward the shelter of the forest. ... + +Safe in the shadows of the trees, Harry turned +around; seconds later, Hermione arrived beside him, +panting. + +“Right,” she gasped. “We need to sneak over to +Hagrid’s. ... Keep out of sight, Harry. ...” + +They made their way silently through the trees, +keeping to the very edge of the forest. Then, as they +glimpsed the front of Hagrid’s house, they heard a +knock upon his door. They moved quickly behind a +wide oak trunk and peered out from either side. + +Hagrid had appeared in his doorway, shaking and +white, looking around to see who had knocked. And +Harry heard his own voice. + +“It’s us. We’re wearing the Invisibility Cloak. Let us in +and we can take it off.” + +“Yeh shouldn’ve come!” Hagrid whispered. He stood +back, then shut the door quickly. + +“This is the weirdest thing we’ve ever done,” Harry +said fervently. + +“Let’s move along a bit,” Hermione whispered. “We +need to get nearer to Buckbeak!” + +Page | 444 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They crept through the trees until they saw the +nervous hippogriff, tethered to the fence around +Hagrid’s pumpkin patch. + +“Now?” Harry whispered. + +“No!” said Hermione. “If we steal him now, those +Committee people will think Hagrid set him free! + +We’ve got to wait until they’ve seen he’s tied outside!” + +“That’s going to give us about sixty seconds,” said +Harry. This was starting to seem impossible. + +At that moment, there was a crash of breaking china +from inside Hagrid’s cabin. + +“That’s Hagrid breaking the milk jug,” Hermione +whispered. “I’m going to find Scabbers in a moment — + + + +Sure enough, a few minutes later, they heard +Hermione ’s shriek of surprise. + +“Hermione,” said Harry suddenly, “what if we — we +just run in there and grab Pettigrew — ” + +“No!” said Hermione in a terrified whisper. “Don’t you +understand? We’re breaking one of the most +important wizarding laws! Nobody’s supposed to +change time, nobody! You heard Dumbledore, if we’re +seen — ” + +“We’d only be seen by ourselves and Hagrid!” + +“Harry, what do you think you’d do if you saw +yourself bursting into Hagrid’s house?” said +Hermione. + + + +Page | 445 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’d — I’d think I’d gone mad,” said Harry, “or I’d think +there was some Dark Magic going on — ” + + + +“ Exactly ! You wouldn’t understand, you might even +attack yourself! Don’t you see? Professor McGonagall +told me what awful things have happened when +wizards have meddled with time. ... Loads of them +ended up killing their past or future selves by +mistake!” + +“Okay!” said Harry. “It was just an idea, I just thought + + + +But Hermione nudged him and pointed toward the +castle. Harry moved his head a few inches to get a +clear view of the distant front doors. Dumbledore, +Fudge, the old Committee member, and Macnair the +executioner were coming down the steps. + +“We’re about to come out!” Hermione breathed. + +And sure enough, moments later, Hagrid’s back door +opened, and Harry saw himself, Ron, and Hermione +walking out of it with Hagrid. It was, without a doubt, +the strangest sensation of his life, standing behind +the tree, and watching himself in the pumpkin patch. + +“It’s okay, Beaky, it’s okay ... ,” Hagrid said to +Buckbeak. Then he turned to Harry, Ron, and +Hermione. “Go on. Get goin’.” + +“Hagrid, we can’t — ” + +“Well tell them what really happened — ” + +“They can’t kill him — ” + +“Go! It’s bad enough without you lot in trouble an’ +all!” + +Page | 446 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry watched the Hermione in the pumpkin patch +throw the Invisibility Cloak over him and Ron. + +“Go quick. Don’ listen. ...” + +There was a knock on Hagrid’s front door. The +execution party had arrived. Hagrid turned around +and headed back into his cabin, leaving the back door +ajar. Harry watched the grass flatten in patches all +around the cabin and heard three pairs of feet +retreating. He, Ron, and Hermione had gone ... but +the Harry and Hermione hidden in the trees could +now hear what was happening inside the cabin +through the back door. + +“Where is the beast?” came the cold voice of Macnair. + +“Out — outside,” Hagrid croaked. + +Harry pulled his head out of sight as Macnair’s face +appeared at Hagrid’s window, staring out at +Buckbeak. Then they heard Fudge. + +“We — er — have to read you the official notice of +execution, Hagrid. I’ll make it quick. And then you +and Macnair need to sign it. Macnair, you’re +supposed to listen too, that’s procedure — ” + +Macnair’s face vanished from the window. It was now +or never. + +“Wait here,” Harry whispered to Hermione. “I’ll do it.” + +As Fudge’s voice started again, Harry darted out from +behind his tree, vaulted the fence into the pumpkin +patch, and approached Buckbeak. + +“It is the decision of the Committee for the Disposal of +Dangerous Creatures that the hippogriff Buckbeak, + +Page | 447 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hereafter called the condemned, shall be executed on +the sixth of June at sundown — ” + +Careful not to blink, Harry stared up into Buckbeak’s +fierce orange eyes once more and bowed. Buckbeak +sank to his scaly knees and then stood up again. +Harry began to fumble with the knot of rope tying +Buckbeak to the fence. + +"... sentenced to execution by beheading, to be carried +out by the Committee’s appointed executioner, Walden +Macnair ...” + +“Come on, Buckbeak,” Harry murmured, “come on, +we’re going to help you. Quietly ... quietly ...” + +"... as witnessed below. Hagrid, you sign here. ...” + +Harry threw all his weight onto the rope, but +Buckbeak had dug in his front feet. + +“Well, let’s get this over with,” said the reedy voice of +the Committee member from inside Hagrid’s cabin. +“Hagrid, perhaps it will be better if you stay inside — ” + +“No, I — I wan’ ter be with him. ... I don’ wan’ him ter +be alone — ” + +Footsteps echoed from within the cabin. + +“Buckbeak, move\” Harry hissed. + +Harry tugged harder on the rope around Buckbeak’s +neck. The hippogriff began to walk, rustling its wings +irritably. They were still ten feet away from the forest, +in plain view of Hagrid’s back door. + +“One moment, please, Macnair,” came Dumbledore’s +voice. “You need to sign too.” The footsteps stopped. + +Page | 448 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry heaved on the rope. Buckbeak snapped his +beak and walked a little faster. + + + +Hermione ’s white face was sticking out from behind a +tree. + +“Harry, hurry!” she mouthed. + +Harry could still hear Dumbledore’s voice talking from +within the cabin. He gave the rope another wrench. +Buckbeak broke into a grudging trot. They had +reached the trees. ... + +“Quick! Quick!” Hermione moaned, darting out from +behind her tree, seizing the rope too and adding her +weight to make Buckbeak move faster. Harry looked +over his shoulder; they were now blocked from sight; +they couldn’t see Hagrid’s garden at all. + +“Stop!” he whispered to Hermione. “They might hear +us — ” + + + +Hagrid’s back door had opened with a bang. Harry, +Hermione, and Buckbeak stood quite still; even the +hippogriff seemed to be listening intently. + +Silence . . . then — + +“Where is it?” said the reedy voice of the Committee +member. “Where is the beast?” + +“It was tied here!” said the executioner furiously. “I +saw it! Just here!” + +“How extraordinary,” said Dumbledore. There was a +note of amusement in his voice. + +“Beaky!” said Hagrid huskily. + +Page | 449 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a swishing noise, and the thud of an axe. +The executioner seemed to have swung it into the +fence in anger. And then came the howling, and this +time they could hear Hagrid ’s words through his sobs. + +“Gone! Gone! Bless his little beak, he’s gone\ Musta +pulled himself free! Beaky, yeh clever boy!” + +Buckbeak started to strain against the rope, trying to +get back to Hagrid. Harry and Hermione tightened +their grip and dug their heels into the forest floor to +stop him. + +“Someone untied him!” the executioner was snarling. +“We should search the grounds, the forest — ” + +“Macnair, if Buckbeak has indeed been stolen, do you +really think the thief will have led him away on foot?” +said Dumbledore, still sounding amused. “Search the +skies, if you will. ... Hagrid, I could do with a cup of +tea. Or a large brandy.” + +“O’ — o’ course, Professor,” said Hagrid, who sounded +weak with happiness. “Come in, come in. ...” + +Harry and Hermione listened closely. They heard +footsteps, the soft cursing of the executioner, the +snap of the door, and then silence once more. + +“Now what?” whispered Harry, looking around. + +“Well have to hide in here,” said Hermione, who +looked very shaken. ��We need to wait until they’ve +gone back to the castle. Then we wait until it’s safe to +fly Buckbeak up to Sirius’s window. He won’t be there +for another couple of hours. ... Oh, this is going to be +difficult. ...” + + + +Page | 450 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She looked nervously over her shoulder into the +depths of the forest. The sun was setting now. + +“We’re going to have to move,” said Harry, thinking +hard. “We’ve got to be able to see the Whomping +Willow, or we won’t know what’s going on.” + +“Okay,” said Hermione, getting a firmer grip on +Buckbeak’s rope. “But we’ve got to keep out of sight, +Harry, remember. ...” + +They moved around the edge of the forest, darkness +falling thickly around them, until they were hidden +behind a clump of trees through which they could +make out the Willow. + +“There’s Ron!” said Harry suddenly. + +A dark figure was sprinting across the lawn and its +shout echoed through the still night air. + +“Get away from him — get away — Scabbers, come +here — ” + +And then they saw two more figures materialize out of +nowhere. Harry watched himself and Hermione +chasing after Ron. Then he saw Ron dive. + +“Gotchcd Get off, you stinking cat — ” + +“There’s Sirius!” said Harry. The great shape of the +dog had bounded out from the roots of the Willow. +They saw him bowl Harry over, then seize Ron. ... + +“Looks even worse from here, doesn’t it?” said Harry, +watching the dog pulling Ron into the roots. “Ouch — +look, I just got walloped by the tree — and so did you +— this is weird — ” + + + +Page | 451 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Whomping Willow was creaking and lashing out +with its lower branches; they could see themselves +darting here and there, trying to reach the trunk. And +then the tree froze. + +“That was Crookshanks pressing the knot,” said +Hermione. + +“And there we go ... ,” Harry muttered. “We’re in.” + +The moment they disappeared, the tree began to move +again. Seconds later, they heard footsteps quite close +by. Dumbledore, Macnair, Fudge, and the old +Committee member were making their way up to the +castle. + +“Right after we’d gone down into the passage!” said +Hermione. “If only Dumbledore had come with us ...” + +“Macnair and Fudge would’ve come too,” said Harry +bitterly. “I bet you anything Fudge would’ve told +Macnair to murder Sirius on the spot. ...” + +They watched the four men climb the castle steps and +disappear from view. For a few minutes the scene was +deserted. Then — + +“Here comes Lupin!” said Harry as they saw another +figure sprinting down the stone steps and haring +toward the Willow. Harry looked up at the sky. Clouds +were obscuring the moon completely. + +They watched Lupin seize a broken branch from the +ground and prod the knot on the trunk. The tree +stopped fighting, and Lupin, too, disappeared into the +gap in its roots. + +“If he’d only grabbed the cloak,” said Harry. “It’s just +lying there. ...” + +Page | 452 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He turned to Hermione. + + + +“If I just dashed out now and grabbed it, Snape’d +never be able to get it and — ” + +“Harry, we mustn’t be seen!” + +“How can you stand this?” he asked Hermione +fiercely. “Just standing here and watching it happen?” +He hesitated. “I’m going to grab the cloak!” + +“Harry, no!” + +Hermione seized the back of Harry’s robes not a +moment too soon. Just then, they heard a burst of +song. It was Hagrid, making his way up to the castle, +singing at the top of his voice, and weaving slightly as +he walked. A large bottle was swinging from his +hands. + +“See?” Hermione whispered. “See what would have +happened? We’ve got to keep out of sight! No, +Buckbeak).” + +The hippogriff was making frantic attempts to get to +Hagrid again; Harry seized his rope too, straining to +hold Buckbeak back. They watched Hagrid meander +tipsily up to the castle. He was gone. Buckbeak +stopped fighting to get away. His head drooped sadly. + +Barely two minutes later, the castle doors flew open +yet again, and Snape came charging out of them, +running toward the Willow. + +Harry’s fists clenched as they watched Snape skid to +a halt next to the tree, looking around. He grabbed +the cloak and held it up. + + + +Page | 453 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get your filthy hands off it,” Harry snarled under his +breath. + +“Shh!” + +Snape seized the branch Lupin had used to freeze the +tree, prodded the knot, and vanished from view as he +put on the cloak. + +“So that’s it,” said Hermione quietly. “We’re all down +there ... and now we’ve just got to wait until we come +back up again. ...” + +She took the end of Buckbeak’s rope and tied it +securely around the nearest tree, then sat down on +the dry ground, arms around her knees. + +“Harry, there’s something I don’t understand. ... Why +didn’t the dementors get Sirius? I remember them +coming, and then I think I passed out . . . there were +so many of them. ...” + +Harry sat down too. He explained what he’d seen; +how, as the nearest dementor had lowered its mouth +to Harry’s, a large silver something had come +galloping across the lake and forced the dementors to +retreat. + +Hermione ’s mouth was slightly open by the time +Harry had finished. + +“But what was it?” + +“There’s only one thing it could have been, to make +the dementors go,” said Harry. “A real Patronus. A +powerful one.” + +“But who conjured it?” + + + +Page | 454 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry didn’t say anything. He was thinking back to +the person he’d seen on the other bank of the lake. He +knew who he thought it had been . . . but how could it +have been? + +“Didn’t you see what they looked like?” said Hermione +eagerly. “Was it one of the teachers?” + +“No,” said Harry. “He wasn’t a teacher.” + +“But it must have been a really powerful wizard, to +drive all those dementors away. ... If the Patronus +was shining so brightly, didn’t it light him up? +Couldn’t you see — ?” + +“Yeah, I saw him,” said Harry slowly. “But ... maybe I +imagined it. ... I wasn’t thinking straight. ... I passed +out right afterward. ...” + +“ Who did you think it was?” + +“I think — ” Harry swallowed, knowing how strange +this was going to sound. “I think it was my dad.” + +Harry glanced up at Hermione and saw that her +mouth was fully open now. She was gazing at him +with a mixture of alarm and pity. + +“Harry, your dad’s — well — dead,” she said quietly. + +“I know that,” said Harry quickly. + +“You think you saw his ghost?” + +“I don’t know ... no ... he looked solid. ...” + +“But then — ” + + + +Page | 455 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Maybe I was seeing things,” said Harry. “But ... from +what I could see ... it looked like him. ... I’ve got +photos of him. ...” + +Hermione was still looking at him as though worried +about his sanity. + +“I know it sounds crazy,” said Harry flatly. He turned +to look at Buckbeak, who was digging his beak into +the ground, apparently searching for worms. But he +wasn’t really watching Buckbeak. + +He was thinking about his father and about his +father’s three oldest friends ... Moony, Wormtail, +Padfoot, and Prongs. ... Had all four of them been out +on the grounds tonight? Wormtail had reappeared +this evening when everyone had thought he was dead. +... Was it so impossible his father had done the same? +Had he been seeing things across the lake? The figure +had been too far away to see distinctly . . . yet he had +felt sure, for a moment, before he’d lost +consciousness. ... + +The leaves overhead rustled faintly in the breeze. The +moon drifted in and out of sight behind the shifting +clouds. Hermione sat with her face turned toward the +Willow, waiting. + +And then, at last, after over an hour . . . + +“Here we come!” Hermione whispered. + +She and Harry got to their feet. Buckbeak raised his +head. They saw Lupin, Pettigrew, and Ron clambering +awkwardly out of the hole in the roots . . . followed by +the unconscious Snape, drifting weirdly upward. Next +came Harry, Hermione, and Black. They all began to +walk toward the castle. + + + +Page | 456 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s heart was starting to beat very fast. He +glanced up at the sky. Any moment now, that cloud +was going to move aside and show the moon. ... + +“Harry,” Hermione muttered as though she knew +exactly what he was thinking, “we’ve got to stay put. +We mustn’t be seen. There’s nothing we can do. ...” + +“So we’re just going to let Pettigrew escape all over +again. ...” said Harry quietly. + +“How do you expect to find a rat in the dark?” +snapped Hermione. “There’s nothing we can do! We +came back to help Sirius; we’re not supposed to be +doing anything else!” + +“ All right'.” + +The moon slid out from behind its cloud. They saw +the tiny figures across the grounds stop. Then they +saw movement — + +“There goes Lupin,” Hermione whispered. “He’s +transforming — ” + +“Hermione!” said Harry suddenly. “We’ve got to move!” + +“We mustn’t, I keep telling you — ” + +“Not to interfere! Lupin’s going to run into the forest, +right at us!” + +Hermione gasped. + +“Quick!” she moaned, dashing to untie Buckbeak. +“Quick! Where are we going to go? Where are we going +to hide? The dementors will be coming any moment — + + + +Page | 457 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Back to Hagrid’s!” Harry said. “It’s empty now — +come on!” + +They ran as fast as they could, Buckbeak cantering +along behind them. They could hear the werewolf +howling behind them. ... + +The cabin was in sight; Harry skidded to the door, +wrenched it open, and Hermione and Buckbeak +flashed past him; Harry threw himself in after them +and bolted the door. Fang the boarhound barked +loudly. + +“Shh, Fang, it’s us!” said Hermione, hurrying over and +scratching his ears to quieten him. “That was really +close!” she said to Harry. + +“Yeah ...” + +Harry was looking out of the window. It was much +harder to see what was going on from here. Buckbeak +seemed very happy to find himself back inside +Hagrid’s house. He lay down in front of the fire, folded +his wings contentedly, and seemed ready for a good +nap. + +“I think I’d better go outside again, you know,” said +Harry slowly. “I can’t see what’s going on — we won’t +know when it’s time — ” + +Hermione looked up. Her expression was suspicious. + +“I’m not going to try and interfere,” said Harry +quickly. “But if we don’t see what’s going on, how’re +we going to know when it’s time to rescue Sirius?” + +“Well ... okay, then ... I’ll wait here with Buckbeak ... +but Harry, be careful — there’s a werewolf out there +— and the dementors — ” + +Page | 458 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stepped outside again and edged around the +cabin. He could hear yelping in the distance. That +meant the dementors were closing in on Sirius. ... He +and Hermione would be running to him any moment. + + + +Harry stared out toward the lake, his heart doing a +kind of drumroll in his chest. ... Whoever had sent +that Patronus would be appearing at any moment. ... + +For a fraction of a second he stood, irresolute, in front +of Hagrid’s door. You must not be seen. But he didn’t +want to be seen. He wanted to do the seeing. ... He +had to know. . . . + +And there were the dementors. They were emerging +out of the darkness from every direction, gliding +around the edges of the lake. ... They were moving +away from where Harry stood, to the opposite bank. + +... He wouldn’t have to get near them. ... + +Harry began to run. He had no thought in his head +except his father. ... If it was him ... if it really was +him ... he had to know, had to find out. ... + +The lake was coming nearer and nearer, but there +was no sign of anybody. On the opposite bank, he +could see tiny glimmers of silver — his own attempts +at a Patronus — + +There was a bush at the very edge of the water. Harry +threw himself behind it, peering desperately through +the leaves. On the opposite bank, the glimmers of +silver were suddenly extinguished. A terrified +excitement shot through him — any moment now — + +“Come on!” he muttered, staring about. “Where are +you? Dad, come on — ” + + + +Page | 459 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But no one came. Harry raised his head to look at the +circle of dementors across the lake. One of them was +lowering its hood. It was time for the rescuer to +appear — but no one was coming to help this time — + +And then it hit him — he understood. He hadn’t seen +his father — he had seen himself — + +Harry flung himself out from behind the bush and +pulled out his wand. + +“EXPECTO PATRONUM ” he yelled. + +And out of the end of his wand burst, not a shapeless +cloud of mist, but a blinding, dazzling, silver animal. +He screwed up his eyes, trying to see what it was. It +looked like a horse. It was galloping silently away +from him, across the black surface of the lake. He +saw it lower its head and charge at the swarming +dementors. ... Now it was galloping around and +around the black shapes on the ground, and the +dementors were falling back, scattering, retreating +into the darkness. ... They were gone. + +The Patronus turned. It was cantering back toward +Harry across the still surface of the water. It wasn’t a +horse. It wasn’t a unicorn, either. It was a stag. It was +shining brightly as the moon above ... it was coming +back to him. ... + +It stopped on the bank. Its hooves made no mark on +the soft ground as it stared at Harry with its large, +silver eyes. Slowly, it bowed its antlered head. And +Harry realized . . . + +“Prongs,” he whispered. + +But as his trembling fingertips stretched toward the +creature, it vanished. + +Page | 460 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stood there, hand still outstretched. Then, with +a great leap of his heart, he heard hooves behind him +— he whirled around and saw Hermione dashing +toward him, dragging Buckbeak behind her. + +“What did you do?” she said fiercely. “You said you +were only going to keep a lookout!” + +“I just saved all our lives ... ,” said Harry. “Get behind +here — behind this bush — I’ll explain.” + +Hermione listened to what had just happened with +her mouth open yet again. + +“Did anyone see you?” + +“Yes, haven’t you been listening? I saw me but I +thought I was my dad! It’s okay!” + +“Harry, I can’t believe it. ... You conjured up a +Patronus that drove away all those dementors! That’s +very, very advanced magic. ...” + +“I knew I could do it this time,” said Harry, “because +I’d already done it. ... Does that make sense?” + +“I don’t know — Harry, look at Snape!” + +Together they peered around the bush at the other +bank. Snape had regained consciousness. He was +conjuring stretchers and lifting the limp forms of +Harry, Hermione, and Black onto them. A fourth +stretcher, no doubt bearing Ron, was already floating +at his side. Then, wand held out in front of him, he +moved them away toward the castle. + +“Right, it’s nearly time,” said Hermione tensely, +looking at her watch. “We’ve got about forty-five +minutes until Dumbledore locks the door to the + +Page | 461 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hospital wing. We’ve got to rescue Sirius and get back +into the ward before anybody realizes we’re missing. + + + +They waited, watching the moving clouds reflected in +the lake, while the bush next to them whispered in +the breeze. Buckbeak, bored, was ferreting for worms +again. + +“D’you reckon he’s up there yet?” said Harry, +checking his watch. He looked up at the castle and +began counting the windows to the right of the West +Tower. + +“Look!” Hermione whispered. “Who’s that? Someone’s +coming back out of the castle!” + +Harry stared through the darkness. The man was +hurrying across the grounds, toward one of the +entrances. Something shiny glinted in his belt. + +“Macnair!” said Harry. “The executioner! He’s gone to +get the dementors! This is it, Hermione — ” + +Hermione put her hands on Buckbeak’s back and +Harry gave her a leg up. Then he placed his foot on +one of the lower branches of the bush and climbed up +in front of her. He pulled Buckbeak’s rope back over +his neck and tied it to the other side of his collar like +reins. + +“Ready?” he whispered to Hermione. “You’d better +hold on to me — ” + +He nudged Buckbeak’s sides with his heels. + +Buckbeak soared straight into the dark air. Harry +gripped his flanks with his knees, feeling the great +wings rising powerfully beneath them. Hermione was + +Page | 462 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +holding Harry very tight around the waist; he could +hear her muttering, “Oh, no — I don’t like this — oh, I +really don’t like this — ” + +Harry urged Buckbeak forward. They were gliding +quietly toward the upper floors of the castle. ... Harry +pulled hard on the left-hand side of the rope, and +Buckbeak turned. Harry was trying to count the +windows flashing past — + +“Whoa!” he said, pulling backward as hard as he +could. + +Buckbeak slowed down and they found themselves at +a stop, unless you counted the fact that they kept +rising up and down several feet as the hippogriff beat +his wings to remain airborne. + +“He’s there!” Harry said, spotting Sirius as they rose +up beside the window. He reached out, and as +Buckbeak’s wings fell, was able to tap sharply on the +glass. + +Black looked up. Harry saw his jaw drop. He leapt +from his chair, hurried to the window and tried to +open it, but it was locked. + +“Stand back!” Hermione called to him, and she took +out her wand, still gripping the back of Harry’s robes +with her left hand. + +“Alohomoral” + +The window sprang open. + +“How — how — ?” said Black weakly, staring at the +hippogriff. + + + +Page | 463 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get on — there’s not much time,” said Harry, +gripping Buckbeak firmly on either side of his sleek +neck to hold him steady. “You’ve got to get out of here + +— the dementors are coming — Macnair’s gone to get +them.” + +Black placed a hand on either side of the window +frame and heaved his head and shoulders out of it. It +was very lucky he was so thin. In seconds, he had +managed to fling one leg over Buckbeak’s back and +pull himself onto the hippogriff behind Hermione. + +“Okay, Buckbeak, up!” said Harry, shaking the rope. +“Up to the tower — come on!” + +The hippogriff gave one sweep of its mighty wings and +they were soaring upward again, high as the top of +the West Tower. Buckbeak landed with a clatter on +the battlements, and Harry and Hermione slid off him +at once. + +“Sirius, you’d better go, quick,” Harry panted. “They’ll +reach Flitwick’s office any moment, they’ll find out +you’re gone.” + +Buckbeak pawed the ground, tossing his sharp head. + +“What happened to the other boy? Ron?” croaked +Sirius. + +“He’s going to be okay. He’s still out of it, but Madam +Pomfrey says shell be able to make him better. Quick + +- go + + + +But Black was still staring down at Harry. + +“How can I ever thank — ” + +“GO!” Harry and Hermione shouted together. + +Page | 464 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Black wheeled Buckbeak around, facing the open sky. + +“Well see each other again,” he said. “You are — truly +your father’s son, Harry. ...” + +He squeezed Buckbeak’s sides with his heels. Harry +and Hermione jumped back as the enormous wings +rose once more. ... The hippogriff took off into the air. + +. . . He and his rider became smaller and smaller as +Harry gazed after them ... then a cloud drifted across +the moon. ... They were gone. + + + +Page | 465 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +OWL POST AGAIN + + + +“Harry!” + +Hermione was tugging at his sleeve, staring at her +watch. “We’ve got exactly ten minutes to get back +down to the hospital wing without anybody seeing us +— before Dumbledore locks the door — ” + +“Okay,” said Harry, wrenching his gaze from the sky, +“let’s go. ...” + +They slipped through the doorway behind them and +down a tightly spiraling stone staircase. As they +reached the bottom of it, they heard voices. They +flattened themselves against the wall and listened. It +sounded like Fudge and Snape. They were walking +quickly along the corridor at the foot of the staircase. + +"... only hope Dumbledore ’s not going to make +difficulties,” Snape was saying. “The Kiss will be +performed immediately?” + + + +Page | 466 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + +“As soon as Macnair returns with the dementors. This +whole Black affair has been highly embarrassing. I +can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to +informing the Daily Prophet that we’ve got him at last. +...I daresay they’ll want to interview you, Snape ... +and once young Harry’s back in his right mind, I +expect he’ll want to tell the Prophet exactly how you +saved him. ...” + +Harry clenched his teeth. He caught a glimpse of +Snape’s smirk as he and Fudge passed Harry and +Hermione’s hiding place. Their footsteps died away. +Harry and Hermione waited a few moments to make +sure they’d really gone, then started to run in the +opposite direction. Down one staircase, then another, +along a new corridor — then they heard a cackling +ahead. + +“Peeves\” Harry muttered, grabbing Hermione’s wrist. +“In here!” + +They tore into a deserted classroom to their left just +in time. Peeves seemed to be bouncing along the +corridor in boisterous good spirits, laughing his head +off. + +“Oh, he’s horrible,” whispered Hermione, her ear to +the door. “I bet he’s all excited because the dementors +are going to finish off Sirius. ...” She checked her +watch. “Three minutes, Harry!” + +They waited until Peeves ’s gloating voice had faded +into the distance, then slid back out of the room and +broke into a run again. + +“Hermione — what’ll happen — if we don’t get back +inside — before Dumbledore locks the door?” Harry +panted. + + + +Page | 467 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t want to think about it!” Hermione moaned, +checking her watch again. “One minute!” + +They had reached the end of the corridor with the +hospital wing entrance. “Okay — I can hear +Dumbledore,” said Hermione tensely. “Come on, +Harry!” + +They crept along the corridor. The door opened. +Dumbledore ’s back appeared. + +“I am going to lock you in,” they heard him saying. “It +is five minutes to midnight. Miss Granger, three turns +should do it. Good luck.” + +Dumbledore backed out of the room, closed the door, +and took out his wand to magically lock it. Panicking, +Harry and Hermione ran forward. Dumbledore looked +up, and a wide smile appeared under the long silver +mustache. “Well?” he said quietly. + +“We did it!” said Harry breathlessly. “Sirius has gone, +on Buckbeak. ...” + +Dumbledore beamed at them. + +“Well done. I think — ” He listened intently for any +sound within the hospital wing. “Yes, I think you’ve +gone too — get inside — I’ll lock you in — ” + +Harry and Hermione slipped back inside the +dormitory. It was empty except for Ron, who was still +lying motionless in the end bed. As the lock clicked +behind them, Harry and Hermione crept back to their +own beds, Hermione tucking the Time-Turner back +under her robes. A moment later, Madam Pomfrey +came striding back out of her office. + + + +Page | 468 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did I hear the headmaster leaving? Am I allowed to +look after my patients now?” + +She was in a very bad mood. Harry and Hermione +thought it best to accept their chocolate quietly. +Madam Pomfrey stood over them, making sure they +ate it. But Harry could hardly swallow. He and +Hermione were waiting, listening, their nerves +jangling. ... And then, as they both took a fourth piece +of chocolate from Madam Pomfrey, they heard a +distant roar of fury echoing from somewhere above +them. ... + +“What was that?” said Madam Pomfrey in alarm. + +Now they could hear angry voices, growing louder and +louder. Madam Pomfrey was staring at the door. + +“Really — they’ll wake everybody up! What do they +think they’re doing?” + +Harry was trying to hear what the voices were saying. +They were drawing nearer — + +“He must have Disapparated, Severus. We should +have left somebody in the room with him. When this +gets out — ” + +“HE DIDNT DISAPPARATE!” Snape roared, now very +close at hand. “YOU CANT APPARATE OR +DISAPPARATE INSIDE THIS CASTLE! THIS — HAS — +SOMETHING — TO — DO — WITH — POTTER!” + +“Severus — be reasonable — Harry has been locked +up-” + +BAM. + +The door of the hospital wing burst open. + +Page | 469 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fudge, Snape, and Dumbledore came striding into the +ward. Dumbledore alone looked calm. Indeed, he +looked as though he was quite enjoying himself. + +Fudge appeared angry. But Snape was beside himself. + +“OUT WITH IT, POTTER!” he bellowed. “WHAT DID +YOU DO?” + +“Professor Snape!” shrieked Madam Pomfrey. “Control +yourself!” + +“See here, Snape, be reasonable,” said Fudge. “This +door’s been locked, we just saw — ” + +“THEY HELPED HIM ESCAPE, I KNOW IT!” Snape +howled, pointing at Harry and Hermione. His face was +twisted; spit was flying from his mouth. + +“Calm down, man!” Fudge barked. “You’re talking +nonsense!” + +“YOU DONT KNOW POTTER!” shrieked Snape. “HE +DID IT, I KNOW HE DID IT — ” + +“That will do, Severus,” said Dumbledore quietly. +“Think about what you are saying. This door has been +locked since I left the ward ten minutes ago. Madam +Pomfrey, have these students left their beds?” + +“Of course not!” said Madam Pomfrey, bristling. “I +would have heard them!” + +“Well, there you have it, Severus,” said Dumbledore +calmly. “Unless you are suggesting that Harry and +Hermione are able to be in two places at once, I’m +afraid I don’t see any point in troubling them further.” + +Snape stood there, seething, staring from Fudge, who +looked thoroughly shocked at his behavior, to + +Page | 470 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore, whose eyes were twinkling behind his +glasses. Snape whirled about, robes swishing behind +him, and stormed out of the ward. + +“Fellow seems quite unbalanced,” said Fudge, staring +after him. “I’d watch out for him if I were you, +Dumbledore.” + +“Oh, he’s not unbalanced,” said Dumbledore quietly. +“He’s just suffered a severe disappointment.” + +“He’s not the only one!” puffed Fudge. “The Daily +Prophet’s going to have a field day! We had Black +cornered and he slipped through our fingers yet +again! All it needs now is for the story of that +hippogriff’s escape to get out, and I’ll be a +laughingstock! Well ... I’d better go and notify the +Ministry. ...” + +“And the dementors?” said Dumbledore. “They’ll be +removed from the school, I trust?” + +“Oh yes, they’ll have to go,” said Fudge, running his +fingers distractedly through his hair. “Never dreamed +they’d attempt to administer the Kiss on an innocent +boy. ... Completely out of control ... no, I’ll have them +packed off back to Azkaban tonight. ... Perhaps we +should think about dragons at the school entrance. + + + +“Hagrid would like that,” said Dumbledore, smiling at +Harry and Hermione. As he and Fudge left the +dormitory, Madam Pomfrey hurried to the door and +locked it again. Muttering angrily to herself, she +headed back to her office. + +There was a low moan from the other end of the ward. +Ron had woken up. They could see him sitting up, +rubbing his head, looking around. + +Page | 471 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What — what happened?” he groaned. “Harry? Why +are we in here? Where’s Sirius? Where’s Lupin? + +What’s going on?” + +Harry and Hermione looked at each other. + +“You explain,” said Harry, helping himself to some +more chocolate. + +When Harry, Ron, and Hermione left the hospital +wing at noon the next day, it was to find an almost +deserted castle. The sweltering heat and the end of +the exams meant that everyone was taking full +advantage of another Hogsmeade visit. Neither Ron +nor Hermione felt like going, however, so they and +Harry wandered onto the grounds, still talking about +the extraordinary events of the previous night and +wondering where Sirius and Buckbeak were now. +Sitting near the lake, watching the giant squid waving +its tentacles lazily above the water, Harry lost the +thread of the conversation as he looked across to the +opposite bank. The stag had galloped toward him +from there just last night. ... + +A shadow fell across them and they looked up to see a +very bleary-eyed Hagrid, mopping his sweaty face with +one of his tablecloth-sized handkerchiefs and +beaming down at them. + +“Know I shouldn’ feel happy, after wha’ happened las’ +night,” he said. “I mean, Black escapin’ again, an’ +everythin’ — but guess what?” + +“What?” they said, pretending to look curious. + +“Beaky! He escaped! He’s free! Bin celebratin’ all +night!” + + + +Page | 472 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s wonderful!” said Hermione, giving Ron a +reproving look because he looked as though he was +close to laughing. + +“Yeah ... can’t’ve tied him up properly,” said Hagrid, +gazing happily out over the grounds. “I was worried +this mornin’, mind ... thought he mighta met +Professor Lupin on the grounds, but Lupin says he +never ate anythin’ las’ night. ...” + +“What?” said Harry quickly. + +“Blimey, haven’ yeh heard?” said Hagrid, his smile +fading a little. He lowered his voice, even though there +was nobody in sight. “Er — Snape told all the +Slytherins this mornin’. ... Thought everyone ’d know +by now ... Professor Lupin’s a werewolf, see. An’ he +was loose on the grounds las’ night. ... He’s packin’ +now, o’ course.” + +“He’s packing?” said Harry, alarmed. “Why?” + +“Leavin’, isn’ he?” said Hagrid, looking surprised that +Harry had to ask. “Resigned firs’ thing this mornin’. +Says he can’t risk it happenin’ again.” + +Harry scrambled to his feet. + +“I’m going to see him,” he said to Ron and Hermione. +“But if he’s resigned — ” + +“ — doesn’t sound like there’s anything we can do — ” + +“I don’t care. I still want to see him. I’ll meet you back +here.” + +Lupin’s office door was open. He had already packed +most of his things. The grindylow’s empty tank stood + +Page | 473 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +next to his battered old suitcase, which was open and +nearly full. Lupin was bending over something on his +desk and looked up only when Harry knocked on the +door. + +“I saw you coming,” said Lupin, smiling. He pointed to +the parchment he had been poring over. It was the +Marauder’s Map. + +“I just saw Hagrid,” said Harry. “And he said you’d +resigned. It’s not true, is it?” + +“I’m afraid it is,” said Lupin. He started opening his +desk drawers and taking out the contents. + +“Why?” said Harry. “The Ministry of Magic don’t think +you were helping Sirius, do they?” + +Lupin crossed to the door and closed it behind Harry. + +“No. Professor Dumbledore managed to convince +Fudge that I was trying to save your lives.” He sighed. +“That was the final straw for Severus. I think the loss +of the Order of Merlin hit him hard. So he — er — +accidentally let slip that I am a werewolf this morning +at breakfast.” + +“You’re not leaving just because of that!” said Harry. +Lupin smiled wryly. + +“This time tomorrow, the owls will start arriving from +parents. ... They will not want a werewolf teaching +their children, Harry. And after last night, I see their +point. I could have bitten any of you. ... That must +never happen again.” + +“You’re the best Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher we’ve ever had!” said Harry. “Don’t go!” + +Page | 474 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lupin shook his head and didn’t speak. He carried on +emptying his drawers. Then, while Harry was trying +to think of a good argument to make him stay, Lupin +said, “From what the headmaster told me this +morning, you saved a lot of lives last night, Harry. If +I’m proud of anything I’ve done this year, it’s how +much you’ve learned. ... Tell me about your +Patronus.” + +“How d’you know about that?” said Harry, distracted. + +“What else could have driven the dementors back?” + +Harry told Lupin what had happened. When he’d +finished, Lupin was smiling again. + +“Yes, your father was always a stag when he +transformed,” he said. “You guessed right ... that’s +why we called him Prongs.” + +Lupin threw his last few books into his case, closed +the desk drawers, and turned to look at Harry. + +“Here — I brought this from the Shrieking Shack last +night,” he said, handing Harry back the Invisibility +Cloak. “And ...” He hesitated, then held out the +Marauder’s Map too. “I am no longer your teacher, so +I don’t feel guilty about giving you back this as well. +It’s no use to me, and I daresay you, Ron, and +Hermione will find uses for it.” + +Harry took the map and grinned. + +“You told me Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs +would’ve wanted to lure me out of school ... you said +they’d have thought it was funny.” + +“And so we would have,” said Lupin, now reaching +down to close his case. “I have no hesitation in saying + +Page | 475 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that James would have been highly disappointed if +his son had never found any of the secret passages +out of the castle.” + +There was a knock on the door. Harry hastily stuffed +the Marauder’s Map and the Invisibility Cloak into his +pocket. + +It was Professor Dumbledore. He didn’t look surprised +to see Harry there. + +“Your carriage is at the gates, Remus,” he said. + +“Thank you, Headmaster.” + +Lupin picked up his old suitcase and the empty +grindylow tank. + +“Well — good-bye, Harry,” he said, smiling. “It has +been a real pleasure teaching you. I feel sure we’ll +meet again sometime. Headmaster, there is no need +to see me to the gates, I can manage. ...” + +Harry had the impression that Lupin wanted to leave +as quickly as possible. + +“Good-bye, then, Remus,” said Dumbledore soberly. +Lupin shifted the grindylow tank slightly so that he +and Dumbledore could shake hands. Then, with a +final nod to Harry and a swift smile, Lupin left the +office. + +Harry sat down in his vacated chair, staring glumly at +the floor. He heard the door close and looked up. +Dumbledore was still there. + +“Why so miserable, Harry?” he said quietly. “You +should be very proud of yourself after last night.” + + + +Page | 476 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It didn’t make any difference,” said Harry bitterly. +“Pettigrew got away.” + +“Didn’t make any difference?” said Dumbledore +quietly. “It made all the difference in the world, Harry. +You helped uncover the truth. You saved an innocent +man from a terrible fate.” + +Terrible. Something stirred in Harry’s memory. + +Greater and more terrible than ever before ... Professor +Trelawney’s prediction! + +“Professor Dumbledore — yesterday, when I was +having my Divination exam, Professor Trelawney went +very — very strange.” + +“Indeed?” said Dumbledore. “Er — stranger than +usual, you mean?” + +“Yes . . . her voice went all deep and her eyes rolled +and she said ... she said Voldemort’s servant was +going to set out to return to him before midnight. ... +She said the servant would help him come back to +power.” Harry stared up at Dumbledore. “And then +she sort of became normal again, and she couldn’t +remember anything she’d said. Was it — was she +making a real prediction?” + +Dumbledore looked mildly impressed. + +“Do you know, Harry, I think she might have been,” +he said thoughtfully. “Who’d have thought it? That +brings her total of real predictions up to two. I should +offer her a pay raise. ...” + +“But — ” Harry looked at him, aghast. How could +Dumbledore take this so calmly? + + + +Page | 477 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But — I stopped Sirius and Professor Lupin from +killing Pettigrew! That makes it my fault if Voldemort +comes back!” + + + +“It does not,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Hasn’t your +experience with the Time-Turner taught you anything, +Harry? The consequences of our actions are always so +complicated, so diverse, that predicting the future is a +very difficult business indeed. ... Professor Trelawney, +bless her, is living proof of that. ... You did a very +noble thing, in saving Pettigrew’s life.” + +“But if he helps Voldemort back to power — !” + +“Pettigrew owes his life to you. You have sent +Voldemort a deputy who is in your debt. ... When one +wizard saves another wizard’s life, it creates a certain +bond between them ... and I’m much mistaken if +Voldemort wants his servant in the debt of Harry +Potter.” + +“I don’t want a connection with Pettigrew!” said Harry. +“He betrayed my parents!” + +“This is magic at its deepest, its most impenetrable, +Harry. But trust me ... the time may come when you +will be very glad you saved Pettigrew’s life.” + +Harry couldn’t imagine when that would be. +Dumbledore looked as though he knew what Harry +was thinking. + +“I knew your father very well, both at Hogwarts and +later, Harry,” he said gently. “He would have saved +Pettigrew too, I am sure of it.” + +Harry looked up at him. Dumbledore wouldn’t laugh +— he could tell Dumbledore . . . + +Page | 478 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I thought it was my dad who’d conjured my +Patronus. I mean, when I saw myself across the lake +...I thought I was seeing him.” + +“An easy mistake to make,” said Dumbledore softly. “I +expect you 11 tire of hearing it, but you do look +extraordinarily like James. Except for the eyes ... you +have your mother’s eyes.” + +Harry shook his head. + +“It was stupid, thinking it was him,” he muttered. “I +mean, I knew he was dead.” + +“You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You +think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever +in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, +Harry, and shows himself most plainly when you have +need of him. How else could you produce that +particular Patronus? Prongs rode again last night.” + +It took a moment for Harry to realize what +Dumbledore had said. + +“Last night Sirius told me all about how they became +Animagi,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “An +extraordinary achievement — not least, keeping it +quiet from me. And then I remembered the most +unusual form your Patronus took, when it charged +Mr. Malfoy down at your Quidditch match against +Ravenclaw. You know, Harry, in a way, you did see +your father last night. ... You found him inside +yourself.” + +And Dumbledore left the office, leaving Harry to his +very confused thoughts. + + + +Page | 479 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Nobody at Hogwarts now knew the truth of what had +happened the night that Sirius, Buckbeak, and +Pettigrew had vanished except Harry, Ron, Hermione, +and Professor Dumbledore. As the end of term +approached, Harry heard many different theories +about what had really happened, but none of them +came close to the truth. + +Malfoy was furious about Buckbeak. He was +convinced that Hagrid had found a way of smuggling +the hippogriff to safety, and seemed outraged that he +and his father had been outwitted by a gamekeeper. +Percy Weasley, meanwhile, had much to say on the +subject of Sirius’s escape. + +“If I manage to get into the Ministry, I’ll have a lot of +proposals to make about Magical Law Enforcement!” +he told the only person who would listen — his +girlfriend, Penelope. + +Though the weather was perfect, though the +atmosphere was so cheerful, though he knew they +had achieved the near impossible in helping Sirius to +freedom, Harry had never approached the end of a +school year in worse spirits. + +He certainly wasn’t the only one who was sorry to see +Professor Lupin go. The whole of Harry’s Defense +Against the Dark Arts class was miserable about his +resignation. + +“Wonder what they’ll give us next year?” said Seamus +Finnigan gloomily. + +“Maybe a vampire,” suggested Dean Thomas +hopefully. + +It wasn’t only Professor Lupin’s departure that was +weighing on Harry’s mind. He couldn’t help thinking a + +Page | 480 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +lot about Professor Trelawney’s prediction. He kept +wondering where Pettigrew was now, whether he had +sought sanctuary with Voldemort yet. But the thing +that was lowering Harry’s spirits most of all was the +prospect of returning to the Dursleys. For maybe half +an hour, a glorious half hour, he had believed he +would be living with Sirius from now on . . . his +parents’ best friend. ... It would have been the next +best thing to having his own father back. And while +no news of Sirius was definitely good news, because it +meant he had successfully gone into hiding, Harry +couldn’t help feeling miserable when he thought of +the home he might have had, and the fact that it was +now impossible. + +The exam results came out on the last day of term. +Harry, Ron, and Hermione had passed every subject. +Harry was amazed that he had got through Potions. +He had a shrewd suspicion that Dumbledore might +have stepped in to stop Snape failing him on purpose. +Snape’s behavior toward Harry over the past week +had been quite alarming. Harry wouldn’t have +thought it possible that Snape’s dislike for him could +increase, but it certainly had. A muscle twitched +unpleasantly at the corner of Snape’s thin mouth +every time he looked at Harry, and he was constantly +flexing his fingers, as though itching to place them +around Harry’s throat. + +Percy had got his top-grade N.E.W.T.s; Fred and +George had scraped a handful of O.W.L.s each. +Gryffindor House, meanwhile, largely thanks to their +spectacular performance in the Quidditch Cup, had +won the House championship for the third year +running. This meant that the end of term feast took +place amid decorations of scarlet and gold, and that +the Gryffindor table was the noisiest of the lot, as +everybody celebrated. Even Harry managed to forget + + + +Page | 481 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +about the journey back to the Dursleys the next day +as he ate, drank, talked, and laughed with the rest. + + + +As the Hogwarts Express pulled out of the station the +next morning, Hermione gave Harry and Ron some +surprising news. + +“I went to see Professor McGonagall this morning, just +before breakfast. I’ve decided to drop Muggle Studies.” + +“But you passed your exam with three hundred and +twenty percent!” said Ron. + +“I know,” sighed Hermione, “but I can’t stand another +year like this one. That Time-Turner, it was driving +me mad. I’ve handed it in. Without Muggle Studies +and Divination, I’ll be able to have a normal schedule +again.” + +“I still can’t believe you didn’t tell us about it,” said +Ron grumpily. “We’re supposed to be your friends.” + +“I promised I wouldn’t tell anyone,” said Hermione +severely. She looked around at Harry, who was +watching Hogwarts disappear from view behind a +mountain. Two whole months before he’d see it again. + + + +“Oh, cheer up, Harry!” said Hermione sadly. + +“I’m okay,” said Harry quickly. “Just thinking about +the holidays.” + +“Yeah, I’ve been thinking about them too,” said Ron. +“Harry, you’ve got to come and stay with us. I’ll fix it +up with Mum and Dad, then I’ll call you. I know how +to use a fellytone now — ” + +Page | 482 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A telephone, Ron,” said Hermione. “Honestly, you +should take Muggle Studies next year. ...” + +Ron ignored her. + +“It’s the Quidditch World Cup this summer! How +about it, Harry? Come and stay, and we’ll go and see +it! Dad can usually get tickets from work.” + +This proposal had the effect of cheering Harry up a +great deal. + +“Yeah ... I bet the Dursleys’d be pleased to let me +come ... especially after what I did to Aunt Marge. ...” + +Feeling considerably more cheerful, Harry joined Ron +and Hermione in several games of Exploding Snap, +and when the witch with the tea cart arrived, he +bought himself a very large lunch, though nothing +with chocolate in it. + +But it was late in the afternoon before the thing that +made him truly happy turned up. ... + +“Harry,” said Hermione suddenly, peering over his +shoulder. “What’s that thing outside your window?” + +Harry turned to look outside. Something very small +and gray was bobbing in and out of sight beyond the +glass. He stood up for a better look and saw that it +was a tiny owl, carrying a letter that was much too +big for it. The owl was so small, in fact, that it kept +tumbling over in the air, buffeted this way and that in +the train’s slipstream. Harry quickly pulled down the +window, stretched out his arm, and caught it. It felt +like a very fluffy Snitch. He brought it carefully inside. +The owl dropped its letter onto Harry’s seat and began +zooming around their compartment, apparently very +pleased with itself for accomplishing its task. Hedwig +Page | 483 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clicked her beak with a sort of dignified disapproval. +Crookshanks sat up in his seat, following the owl with +his great yellow eyes. Ron, noticing this, snatched the +owl safely out of harm’s way. + +Harry picked up the letter. It was addressed to him. + +He ripped open the letter, and shouted, “It’s from +Sirius!” + +“What?” said Ron and Hermione excitedly. “Read it +aloud!” + +Dear Harry, + +I hope this finds you before you reach your aunt and +uncle. I don’t know whether they’re used to owl post + +Buckbeak and I are in hiding. I won’t tell you where, in +case this owl falls into the wrong hands. I have some +doubt about his reliability, but he is the best I could +find, and he did seem eager for the job. + +I believe the dementors are still searching for me, but +they haven’t a hope of finding me here. I am planning +to allow some Muggles to glimpse me soon, a long way +from Hogwarts, so that the security on the castle will +be lifted. + +There is something I never got around to telling you +during our brief meeting. It was I who sent you the +Firebolt — + +“Ha!” said Hermione triumphantly. “See! I told you it +was from him!” + +“Yes, but he hadn’t jinxed it, had he?” said Ron. +“Ouch!” The tiny owl, now hooting happily in his +hand, had nibbled one of his fingers in what it +seemed to think was an affectionate way. + +Page | 484 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Crookshanks took the order to the Owl Office for me. I +used your name but told them to take the gold from my +own Gringotts vault. Please consider it as thirteen +birthdays’ worth of presents from your godfather. + +I would also like to apologize for the fright I think I +gave you that night last year when you left your +uncle’s house. I had only hoped to get a glimpse of you +before starting my journey north, but I think the sight +of me alarmed you. + +I am enclosing something else for you, which I think +will make your next year at Hogwarts more enjoyable. + +If ever you need me, send word. Your owl will find me. + +I’ll write again soon. + +Sirius + +Harry looked eagerly inside the envelope. There was +another piece of parchment in there. He read it +through quickly and felt suddenly as warm and +contented as though he’d swallowed a bottle of hot +butterbeer in one gulp. + +I, Sirius Black, Harry Potter’s godfather, hereby give +him permission to visit Hogsmeade on weekends. + +“That’ll be good enough for Dumbledore!” said Harry +happily. He looked back at Sirius’s letter. + +“Hang on, there’s a P.S. ...” + +I thought your friend Ron might like to keep this owl, +as it’s my fault he no longer has a rat. + +Ron’s eyes widened. The minute owl was still hooting +excitedly. + +Page | 485 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Keep him?” he said uncertainly. He looked closely at +the owl for a moment; then, to Harry’s and +Hermione’s great surprise, he held him out for +Crookshanks to sniff. + +“What do’you reckon?” Ron asked the cat. “Definitely +an owl?” + +Crookshanks purred. + +“That’s good enough for me,” said Ron happily. “He’s +mine.” + +Harry read and reread the letter from Sirius all the +way back into King’s Cross station. It was still +clutched tightly in his hand as he, Ron, and +Hermione stepped back through the barrier of +platform nine and three-quarters. Harry spotted +Uncle Vernon at once. He was standing a good +distance from Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, eyeing them +suspiciously, and when Mrs. Weasley hugged Harry in +greeting, his worst suspicions about them seemed +confirmed. + +“I’ll call about the World Cup!” Ron yelled after Harry +as Harry bid him and Hermione good-bye, then +wheeled the trolley bearing his trunk and Hedwig’s +cage toward Uncle Vernon, who greeted him in his +usual fashion. + +“What’s that?” he snarled, staring at the envelope +Harry was still clutching in his hand. “If it’s another +form for me to sign, you’ve got another — ” + +“It’s not,” said Harry cheerfully. “It’s a letter from my +godfather.” + +“Godfather?” sputtered Uncle Vernon. “You haven’t +got a godfather!” + +Page | 486 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, I have,” said Harry brightly. “He was my mum +and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but +he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. +He likes to keep in touch with me, though ... keep up +with my news ... check if I’m happy. ...” + +And, grinning broadly at the look of horror on Uncle +Vernon’s face, Harry set off toward the station exit, +Hedwig rattling along in front of him, for what looked +like a much better summer than the last. + + + +Page | 487 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling + + + + +/ + + + + +THE RIDDLE HOUSE + +The villagers of Little Hangleton still called it “the +Riddle House,” even though it had been many years +since the Riddle family had lived there. It stood on a +hill overlooking the village, some of its windows +boarded, tiles missing from its roof, and ivy spreading +unchecked over its face. Once a fine-looking manor, +and easily the largest and grandest building for miles +around, the Riddle House was now damp, derelict, +and unoccupied. + +The Little Hangletons all agreed that the old house +was “creepy.” Half a century ago, something strange +and horrible had happened there, something that the +older inhabitants of the village still liked to discuss +when topics for gossip were scarce. The story had +been picked over so many times, and had been +embroidered in so many places, that nobody was +quite sure what the truth was anymore. Every version +of the tale, however, started in the same place: Fifty +years before, at daybreak on a fine summer’s +morning, when the Riddle House had still been well + + + +Page | 2 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +kept and impressive, a maid had entered the drawing +room to find all three Riddles dead. + +The maid had run screaming down the hill into the +village and roused as many people as she could. + +“Lying there with their eyes wide open! Cold as ice! +Still in their dinner things!” + +The police were summoned, and the whole of Little +Hangleton had seethed with shocked curiosity and ill- +disguised excitement. Nobody wasted their breath +pretending to feel very sad about the Riddles, for they +had been most unpopular. Elderly Mr. and Mrs. +Riddle had been rich, snobbish, and rude, and their +grown-up son, Tom, had been, if anything, worse. All +the villagers cared about was the identity of their +murderer — for plainly, three apparently healthy +people did not all drop dead of natural causes on the +same night. + +The Hanged Man, the village pub, did a roaring trade +that night; the whole village seemed to have turned +out to discuss the murders. They were rewarded for +leaving their firesides when the Riddles’ cook arrived +dramatically in their midst and announced to the +suddenly silent pub that a man called Frank Bryce +had just been arrested. + +“Frank!” cried several people. “Never!” + +Frank Bryce was the Riddles’ gardener. He lived alone +in a rundown cottage on the grounds of the Riddle +House. Frank had come back from the war with a +very stiff leg and a great dislike of crowds and loud +noises, and had been working for the Riddles ever +since. + + + +Page | 3 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a rush to buy the cook drinks and hear +more details. + + + +“Always thought he was odd,” she told the eagerly +listening villagers, after her fourth sherry. + +“Unfriendly, like. I’m sure if I’ve offered him a cuppa +once, I’ve offered it a hundred times. Never wanted to +mix, he didn’t.” + +“Ah, now,” said a woman at the bar, “he had a hard +war, Frank. He likes the quiet life. That’s no reason to + + + +“Who else had a key to the back door, then?” barked +the cook. “There’s been a spare key hanging in the +gardener’s cottage far back as I can remember! +Nobody forced the door last night! No broken +windows! All Frank had to do was creep up to the big +house while we was all sleeping. ...” + +The villagers exchanged dark looks. + +“I always thought he had a nasty look about him, +right enough,” grunted a man at the bar. + +“War turned him funny, if you ask me,” said the +landlord. + +“Told you I wouldn’t like to get on the wrong side of +Frank, didn’t I, Dot?” said an excited woman in the +corner. + +“Horrible temper,” said Dot, nodding fervently. “I +remember, when he was a kid ...” + +By the following morning, hardly anyone in Little +Hangleton doubted that Frank Bryce had killed the +Riddles. + + + +Page | 4 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But over in the neighboring town of Great Hangleton, +in the dark and dingy police station, Frank was +stubbornly repeating, again and again, that he was +innocent, and that the only person he had seen near +the house on the day of the Riddles’ deaths had been +a teenage boy, a stranger, dark-haired and pale. +Nobody else in the village had seen any such boy, and +the police were quite sure that Frank had invented +him. + +Then, just when things were looking very serious for +Frank, the report on the Riddles’ bodies came back +and changed everything. + +The police had never read an odder report. A team of +doctors had examined the bodies and had concluded +that none of the Riddles had been poisoned, stabbed, +shot, strangled, suffocated, or (as far as they could +tell) harmed at all. In fact (the report continued, in a +tone of unmistakable bewilderment), the Riddles all +appeared to be in perfect health — apart from the fact +that they were all dead. The doctors did note (as +though determined to find something wrong with the +bodies) that each of the Riddles had a look of terror +upon his or her face — but as the frustrated police +said, whoever heard of three people being frightened +to death? + +As there was no proof that the Riddles had been +murdered at all, the police were forced to let Frank go. +The Riddles were buried in the Little Hangleton +churchyard, and their graves remained objects of +curiosity for a while. To everyone’s surprise, and amid +a cloud of suspicion, Frank Bryce returned to his +cottage on the grounds of the Riddle House. + +“ ’S far as I’m concerned, he killed them, and I don’t +care what the police say,” said Dot in the Hanged + + + +Page | 5 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Man. “And if he had any decency, he’d leave here, +knowing as how we knows he did it.” + +But Frank did not leave. He stayed to tend the garden +for the next family who lived in the Riddle House, and +then the next — for neither family stayed long. + +Perhaps it was partly because of Frank that the new +owners said there was a nasty feeling about the place, +which, in the absence of inhabitants, started to fall +into disrepair. + +The wealthy man who owned the Riddle House these +days neither lived there nor put it to any use; they +said in the village that he kept it for “tax reasons,” +though nobody was very clear what these might be. +The wealthy owner continued to pay Frank to do the +gardening, however. Frank was nearing his seventy- +seventh birthday now, very deaf, his bad leg stiffer +than ever, but could be seen pottering around the +flower beds in fine weather, even though the weeds +were starting to creep up on him, try as he might to +suppress them. + +Weeds were not the only things Frank had to contend +with either. Boys from the village made a habit of +throwing stones through the windows of the Riddle +House. They rode their bicycles over the lawns Frank +worked so hard to keep smooth. Once or twice, they +broke into the old house for a dare. They knew that +old Frank’s devotion to the house and grounds +amounted almost to an obsession, and it amused +them to see him limping across the garden, +brandishing his stick and yelling croakily at them. +Frank, for his part, believed the boys tormented him +because they, like their parents and grandparents, +thought him a murderer. So when Frank awoke one +night in August and saw something very odd up at +the old house, he merely assumed that the boys had +gone one step further in their attempts to punish him. +Page | 6 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was Frank’s bad leg that woke him; it was paining +him worse than ever in his old age. He got up and +limped downstairs into the kitchen with the idea of +refilling his hot-water bottle to ease the stiffness in +his knee. Standing at the sink, filling the kettle, he +looked up at the Riddle House and saw lights +glimmering in its upper windows. Frank knew at once +what was going on. The boys had broken into the +house again, and judging by the flickering quality of +the light, they had started a fire. + +Frank had no telephone, and in any case, he had +deeply mistrusted the police ever since they had +taken him in for questioning about the Riddles’ +deaths. He put down the kettle at once, hurried back +upstairs as fast as his bad leg would allow, and was +soon back in his kitchen, fully dressed and removing +a rusty old key from its hook by the door. He picked +up his walking stick, which was propped against the +wall, and set off into the night. + +The front door of the Riddle House bore no sign of +being forced, nor did any of the windows. Frank +limped around to the back of the house until he +reached a door almost completely hidden by ivy, took +out the old key, put it into the lock, and opened the +door noiselessly. + +He let himself into the cavernous kitchen. Frank had +not entered it for many years; nevertheless, although +it was very dark, he remembered where the door into +the hall was, and he groped his way toward it, his +nostrils full of the smell of decay, ears pricked for any +sound of footsteps or voices from overhead. He +reached the hall, which was a little lighter owing to +the large mullioned windows on either side of the +front door, and started to climb the stairs, blessing +the dust that lay thick upon the stone, because it +muffled the sound of his feet and stick. + +Page | 7 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +On the landing, Frank turned right, and saw at once +where the intruders were: At the very end of the +passage a door stood ajar, and a flickering light shone +through the gap, casting a long sliver of gold across +the black floor. Frank edged closer and closer, +grasping his walking stick firmly. Several feet from +the entrance, he was able to see a narrow slice of the +room beyond. + +The fire, he now saw, had been lit in the grate. This +surprised him. Then he stopped moving and listened +intently, for a man’s voice spoke within the room; it +sounded timid and fearful. + +“There is a little more in the bottle, My Lord, if you +are still hungry.” + +“Later,” said a second voice. This too belonged to a +man — but it was strangely high-pitched, and cold as +a sudden blast of icy wind. Something about that +voice made the sparse hairs on the back of Frank’s +neck stand up. “Move me closer to the fire, Wormtail.” + +Frank turned his right ear toward the door, the better +to hear. There came the clink of a bottle being put +down upon some hard surface, and then the dull +scraping noise of a heavy chair being dragged across +the floor. Frank caught a glimpse of a small man, his +back to the door, pushing the chair into place. He was +wearing a long black cloak, and there was a bald +patch at the back of his head. Then he went out of +sight again. + +“Where is Nagini?” said the cold voice. + +“I — I don’t know, My Lord,” said the first voice +nervously. “She set out to explore the house, I think. + + + +Page | 8 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You will milk her before we retire, Wormtail,” said +the second voice. “I will need feeding in the night. The +journey has tired me greatly.” + +Brow furrowed, Frank inclined his good ear still closer +to the door, listening very hard. There was a pause, +and then the man called Wormtail spoke again. + +“My Lord, may I ask how long we are going to stay +here?” + +“A week,” said the cold voice. “Perhaps longer. The +place is moderately comfortable, and the plan cannot +proceed yet. It would be foolish to act before the +Quidditch World Cup is over.” + +Frank inserted a gnarled finger into his ear and +rotated it. Owing, no doubt, to a buildup of earwax, +he had heard the word “Quidditch,” which was not a +word at all. + +“The — the Quidditch World Cup, My Lord?” said +Wormtail. (Frank dug his finger still more vigorously +into his ear.) “Forgive me, but — I do not understand +— why should we wait until the World Cup is over?” + +“Because, fool, at this very moment wizards are +pouring into the country from all over the world, and +every meddler from the Ministry of Magic will be on +duty, on the watch for signs of unusual activity, +checking and double-checking identities. They will be +obsessed with security, lest the Muggles notice +anything. So we wait.” + +Frank stopped trying to clear out his ear. He had +distinctly heard the words “Ministry of Magic,” +“wizards,” and “Muggles.” Plainly, each of these +expressions meant something secret, and Frank could +think of only two sorts of people who would speak in +Page | 9 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +code: spies and criminals. Frank tightened his hold +on his walking stick once more, and listened more +closely still. + +“Your Lordship is still determined, then?” Wormtail +said quietly. + +“Certainly I am determined, Wormtail.” There was a +note of menace in the cold voice now. + +A slight pause followed — and then Wormtail spoke, +the words tumbling from him in a rush, as though he +was forcing himself to say this before he lost his +nerve. + +“It could be done without Harry Potter, My Lord.” + +Another pause, more protracted, and then — + +“Without Harry Potter?” breathed the second voice +softly. “I see ...” + +“My Lord, I do not say this out of concern for the boy!” +said Wormtail, his voice rising squeakily. “The boy is +nothing to me, nothing at all! It is merely that if we +were to use another witch or wizard — any wizard — +the thing could be done so much more quickly! If you +allowed me to leave you for a short while — you know +that I can disguise myself most effectively — I could +be back here in as little as two days with a suitable +person — ” + +“I could use another wizard,” said the cold voice +softly, “that is true. ...” + +“My Lord, it makes sense,” said Wormtail, sounding +thoroughly relieved now. “Laying hands on Harry +Potter would be so difficult, he is so well protected — ” + + + +Page | 10 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And so you volunteer to go and fetch me a +substitute? I wonder . . . perhaps the task of nursing +me has become wearisome for you, “Wormtail? Could +this suggestion of abandoning the plan be nothing +more than an attempt to desert me?” + +“My Lord! I — I have no wish to leave you, none at all + + + +“Do not lie to me!” hissed the second voice. “I can +always tell, Wormtail! You are regretting that you ever +returned to me. I revolt you. I see you flinch when you +look at me, feel you shudder when you touch me. ...” + +“No! My devotion to Your Lordship — ” + +“Your devotion is nothing more than cowardice. You +would not be here if you had anywhere else to go. + +How am I to survive without you, when I need feeding +every few hours? Who is to milk Nagini?” + +“But you seem so much stronger, My Lord — ” + +“Liar,” breathed the second voice. “I am no stronger, +and a few days alone would be enough to rob me of +the little health I have regained under your clumsy +care. Silencel” + +Wormtail, who had been sputtering incoherently, fell +silent at once. For a few seconds, Frank could hear +nothing but the fire crackling. Then the second man +spoke once more, in a whisper that was almost a hiss. + +“I have my reasons for using the boy, as I have +already explained to you, and I will use no other. I +have waited thirteen years. A few more months will +make no difference. As for the protection surrounding +the boy, I believe my plan will be effective. All that is +needed is a little courage from you, Wormtail — + +Page | 11 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +courage you will find, unless you wish to feel the full +extent of Lord Voldemort’s wrath — ” + +“My Lord, I must speak!” said Wormtail, panic in his +voice now. “All through our journey I have gone over +the plan in my head — My Lord, Bertha Jorkins’s +disappearance will not go unnoticed for long, and if +we proceed, if I murder — ” + +“IP” whispered the second voice. “If? If you follow the +plan, Wormtail, the Ministry need never know that +anyone else has died. You will do it quietly and +without fuss; I only wish that I could do it myself, but +in my present condition ... Come, Wormtail, one more +death and our path to Harry Potter is clear. I am not +asking you to do it alone. By that time, my faithful +servant will have rejoined us — ” + +“I am a faithful servant,” said Wormtail, the merest +trace of sullenness in his voice. + +“Wormtail, I need somebody with brains, somebody +whose loyalty has never wavered, and you, +unfortunately, fulfill neither requirement.” + +“I found you,” said Wormtail, and there was definitely +a sulky edge to his voice now. “I was the one who +found you. I brought you Bertha Jorkins.” + +“That is true,” said the second man, sounding +amused. “A stroke of brilliance I would not have +thought possible from you, Wormtail — though, if +truth be told, you were not aware how useful she +would be when you caught her, were you?” + +“I — I thought she might be useful, My Lord — ” + +“Liar,” said the second voice again, the cruel +amusement more pronounced than ever. “However, I + +Page | 12 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +do not deny that her information was invaluable. +Without it, I could never have formed our plan, and +for that, you will have your reward, Wormtail. I will +allow you to perform an essential task for me, one +that many of my followers would give their right +hands to perform. ...” + +“R-really, My Lord? What — ?” Wormtail sounded +terrified again. + +“Ah, Wormtail, you don’t want me to spoil the +surprise? Your part will come at the very end ... but I +promise you, you will have the honor of being just as +useful as Bertha Jorkins.” + +“You ... you ...” Wormtail’s voice suddenly sounded +hoarse, as though his mouth had gone very dry. “You +. . . are going ... to kill me too?” + +“Wormtail, Wormtail,” said the cold voice silkily, “why +would I kill you? I killed Bertha because I had to. She +was fit for nothing after my questioning, quite +useless. In any case, awkward questions would have +been asked if she had gone back to the Ministry with +the news that she had met you on her holidays. +Wizards who are supposed to be dead would do well +not to run into Ministry of Magic witches at wayside +inns. ...” + +Wormtail muttered something so quietly that Frank +could not hear it, but it made the second man laugh +— an entirely mirthless laugh, cold as his speech. + +“We could have modified her memory? But Memory +Charms can be broken by a powerful wizard, as I +proved when I questioned her. It would be an insult to +her memory not to use the information I extracted +from her, Wormtail.” + + + +Page | 13 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Out in the corridor, Frank suddenly became aware +that the hand gripping his walking stick was slippery +with sweat. The man with the cold voice had killed a +woman. He was talking about it without any kind of +remorse — with amusement. He was dangerous — a +madman. And he was planning more murders — this +boy, Harry Potter, whoever he was — was in danger — + +Frank knew what he must do. Now, if ever, was the +time to go to the police. He would creep out of the +house and head straight for the telephone box in the +village . . . but the cold voice was speaking again, and +Frank remained where he was, frozen to the spot, +listening with all his might. + +“One more murder . . . my faithful servant at Hogwarts +... Harry Potter is as good as mine, Wormtail. It is +decided. There will be no more argument. But quiet ... +I think I hear Nagini. ...” + +And the second man’s voice changed. He started +making noises such as Frank had never heard before; +he was hissing and spitting without drawing breath. +Frank thought he must be having some sort of fit or +seizure. + +And then Frank heard movement behind him in the +dark passageway. He turned to look, and found +himself paralyzed with fright. + +Something was slithering toward him along the dark +corridor floor, and as it drew nearer to the sliver of +firelight, he realized with a thrill of terror that it was a +gigantic snake, at least twelve feet long. Horrified, +transfixed, Frank stared as its undulating body cut a +wide, curving track through the thick dust on the +floor, coming closer and closer — What was he to do? +The only means of escape was into the room where + + + +Page | 14 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +two men sat plotting murder, yet if he stayed where +he was the snake would surely kill him — + +But before he had made his decision, the snake was +level with him, and then, incredibly, miraculously, it +was passing; it was following the spitting, hissing +noises made by the cold voice beyond the door, and in +seconds, the tip of its diamond-patterned tail had +vanished through the gap. + +There was sweat on Frank’s forehead now, and the +hand on the walking stick was trembling. Inside the +room, the cold voice was continuing to hiss, and +Frank was visited by a strange idea, an impossible +idea. . . . This man could talk to snakes. + +Frank didn’t understand what was going on. He +wanted more than anything to be back in his bed with +his hot-water bottle. The problem was that his legs +didn’t seem to want to move. As he stood there +shaking and trying to master himself, the cold voice +switched abruptly to English again. + +“Nagini has interesting news, Wormtail,” it said. + +“In-indeed, My Lord?” said Wormtail. + +“Indeed, yes,” said the voice. “According to Nagini, +there is an old Muggle standing right outside this +room, listening to every word we say.” + +Frank didn’t have a chance to hide himself. There +were footsteps, and then the door of the room was +flung wide open. + +A short, balding man with graying hair, a pointed +nose, and small, watery eyes stood before Frank, a +mixture of fear and alarm in his face. + + + +Page | 15 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Invite him inside, Wormtail. Where are your +manners?” + +The cold voice was coming from the ancient armchair +before the fire, but Frank couldn’t see the speaker. +The snake, on the other hand, was curled up on the +rotting hearth rug, like some horrible travesty of a pet +dog. + +Wormtail beckoned Frank into the room. Though still +deeply shaken, Frank took a firmer grip upon his +walking stick and limped over the threshold. + +The fire was the only source of light in the room; it +cast long, spidery shadows upon the walls. Frank +stared at the back of the armchair; the man inside it +seemed to be even smaller than his servant, for Frank +couldn’t even see the back of his head. + +“You heard everything, Muggle?” said the cold voice. + +“What’s that you’re calling me?” said Frank defiantly, +for now that he was inside the room, now that the +time had come for some sort of action, he felt braver; +it had always been so in the war. + +“I am calling you a Muggle,” said the voice coolly. “It +means that you are not a wizard.” + +“I don’t know what you mean by wizard,” said Frank, +his voice growing steadier. “All I know is I’ve heard +enough to interest the police tonight, I have. You’ve +done murder and you’re planning more! And I’ll tell +you this too,” he added, on a sudden inspiration, “my +wife knows I’m up here, and if I don’t come back — ” + +“You have no wife,” said the cold voice, very quietly. +“Nobody knows you are here. You told nobody that + + + +Page | 16 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you were coming. Do not lie to Lord Voldemort, +Muggle, for he knows ... he always knows. ...” + +“Is that right?” said Frank roughly. “Lord, is it? Well, I +don’t think much of your manners, My Lord. Turn +’round and face me like a man, why don’t you?” + +“But I am not a man, Muggle,” said the cold voice, +barely audible now over the crackling of the flames. “I +am much, much more than a man. However ... why +not? I will face you. ... Wormtail, come turn my chair +around.” + +The servant gave a whimper. + +“You heard me, Wormtail.” + +Slowly, with his face screwed up, as though he would +rather have done anything than approach his master +and the hearth rug where the snake lay, the small +man walked forward and began to turn the chair. The +snake lifted its ugly triangular head and hissed +slightly as the legs of the chair snagged on its rug. + +And then the chair was facing Frank, and he saw +what was sitting in it. His walking stick fell to the +floor with a clatter. He opened his mouth and let out +a scream. He was screaming so loudly that he never +heard the words the thing in the chair spoke as it +raised a wand. There was a flash of green light, a +rushing sound, and Frank Bryce crumpled. He was +dead before he hit the floor. + +Two hundred miles away, the boy called Harry Potter +woke with a start. + + + +Page | 17 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE SCAR + +Harry lay flat on his back, breathing hard as though +he had been running. He had awoken from a vivid +dream with his hands pressed over his face. The old +scar on his forehead, which was shaped like a bolt of +lightning, was burning beneath his fingers as though +someone had just pressed a white-hot wire to his +skin. + +He sat up, one hand still on his scar, the other +reaching out in the darkness for his glasses, which +were on the bedside table. He put them on and his +bedroom came into clearer focus, lit by a faint, misty +orange light that was filtering through the curtains +from the street lamp outside the window. + +Harry ran his fingers over the scar again. It was still +painful. He turned on the lamp beside him, scrambled +out of bed, crossed the room, opened his wardrobe, +and peered into the mirror on the inside of the door. A +skinny boy of fourteen looked back at him, his bright +green eyes puzzled under his untidy black hair. He + + + +Page | 18 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +examined the lightning-bolt scar of his reflection more +closely. It looked normal, but it was still stinging. + +Harry tried to recall what he had been dreaming +about before he had awoken. It had seemed so real. ... +There had been two people he knew and one he +didn’t. ... He concentrated hard, frowning, trying to +remember. ... + +The dim picture of a darkened room came to him. ... +There had been a snake on a hearth rug ... a small +man called Peter, nicknamed Wormtail ... and a cold, +high voice ... the voice of Lord Voldemort. Harry felt +as though an ice cube had slipped down into his +stomach at the very thought. ... + +He closed his eyes tightly and tried to remember what +Voldemort had looked like, but it was impossible. ... +All Harry knew was that at the moment when +Voldemort’s chair had swung around, and he, Harry, +had seen what was sitting in it, he had felt a spasm of +horror, which had awoken him ... or had that been +the pain in his scar? + +And who had the old man been? For there had +definitely been an old man; Harry had watched him +fall to the ground. It was all becoming confused. + +Harry put his face into his hands, blocking out his +bedroom, trying to hold on to the picture of that dimly +lit room, but it was like trying to keep water in his +cupped hands; the details were now trickling away as +fast as he tried to hold on to them. ... Voldemort and +Wormtail had been talking about someone they had +killed, though Harry could not remember the name . . . +and they had been plotting to kill someone else . . . +him). + +Harry took his face out of his hands, opened his eyes, +and stared around his bedroom as though expecting + +Page | 19 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to see something unusual there. As it happened, +there were an extraordinary number of unusual +things in this room. A large wooden trunk stood open +at the foot of his bed, revealing a cauldron, +broomstick, black robes, and assorted spellbooks. +Rolls of parchment littered that part of his desk that +was not taken up by the large, empty cage in which +his snowy owl, Hedwig, usually perched. On the floor +beside his bed a book lay open; Harry had been +reading it before he fell asleep last night. The pictures +in this book were all moving. Men in bright orange +robes were zooming in and out of sight on +broomsticks, throwing a red ball to one another. + +Harry walked over to the book, picked it up, and +watched one of the wizards score a spectacular goal +by putting the ball through a fifty-foot-high hoop. + +Then he snapped the book shut. Even Quidditch — in +Harry’s opinion, the best sport in the world — +couldn’t distract him at the moment. He placed Flying +with the Cannons on his bedside table, crossed to the +window, and drew back the curtains to survey the +street below. + +Privet Drive looked exactly as a respectable suburban +street would be expected to look in the early hours of +Saturday morning. All the curtains were closed. As far +as Harry could see through the darkness, there +wasn’t a living creature in sight, not even a cat. + +And yet . . . and yet . . . Harry went restlessly back to +the bed and sat down on it, running a finger over his +scar again. It wasn’t the pain that bothered him; + +Harry was no stranger to pain and injury. He had lost +all the bones from his right arm once and had them +painfully regrown in a night. The same arm had been +pierced by a venomous foot-long fang not long +afterward. Only last year Harry had fallen fifty feet +from an airborne broomstick. He was used to bizarre +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +accidents and injuries; they were unavoidable if you +attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry +and had a knack for attracting a lot of trouble. + +No, the thing that was bothering Harry was that the +last time his scar had hurt him, it had been because +Voldemort had been close by. ... But Voldemort +couldn’t be here, now. ... The idea of Voldemort +lurking in Privet Drive was absurd, impossible. ... + +Harry listened closely to the silence around him. Was +he half-expecting to hear the creak of a stair or the +swish of a cloak? And then he jumped slightly as he +heard his cousin Dudley give a tremendous grunting +snore from the next room. + +Harry shook himself mentally; he was being stupid. +There was no one in the house with him except Uncle +Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley, and they were +plainly still asleep, their dreams untroubled and +painless. + +Asleep was the way Harry liked the Dursleys best; it +wasn’t as though they were ever any help to him +awake. Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley were +Harry’s only living relatives. They were Muggles who +hated and despised magic in any form, which meant +that Harry was about as welcome in their house as +dry rot. They had explained away Harry’s long +absences at Hogwarts over the last three years by +telling everyone that he went to St. Brutus’s Secure +Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. They knew +perfectly well that, as an underage wizard, Harry +wasn’t allowed to use magic outside Hogwarts, but +they were still apt to blame him for anything that +went wrong about the house. Harry had never been +able to confide in them or tell them anything about +his life in the wizarding world. The very idea of going +to them when they awoke, and telling them about his +Page | 21 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +scar hurting him, and about his worries about +Voldemort, was laughable. + +And yet it was because of Voldemort that Harry had +come to live with the Dursleys in the first place. If it +hadn’t been for Voldemort, Harry would not have had +the lightning scar on his forehead. If it hadn’t been for +Voldemort, Harry would still have had parents. ... + +Harry had been a year old the night that Voldemort — +the most powerful Dark wizard for a century, a wizard +who had been gaining power steadily for eleven years +— arrived at his house and killed his father and +mother. Voldemort had then turned his wand on +Harry; he had performed the curse that had disposed +of many full-grown witches and wizards in his steady +rise to power — and, incredibly, it had not worked. +Instead of killing the small boy, the curse had +rebounded upon Voldemort. Harry had survived with +nothing but a lightning-shaped cut on his forehead, +and Voldemort had been reduced to something barely +alive. His powers gone, his life almost extinguished, +Voldemort had fled; the terror in which the secret +community of witches and wizards had lived for so +long had lifted, Voldemort’s followers had disbanded, +and Harry Potter had become famous. + +It had been enough of a shock for Harry to discover, +on his eleventh birthday, that he was a wizard; it had +been even more disconcerting to find out that +everyone in the hidden wizarding world knew his +name. Harry had arrived at Hogwarts to find that +heads turned and whispers followed him wherever he +went. But he was used to it now: At the end of this +summer, he would be starting his fourth year at +Hogwarts, and Harry was already counting the days +until he would be back at the castle again. + + + +Page | 22 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But there was still a fortnight to go before he went +back to school. He looked hopelessly around his room +again, and his eye paused on the birthday cards his +two best friends had sent him at the end of July. + +What would they say if Harry wrote to them and told +them about his scar hurting? + +At once, Hermione Granger’s voice seemed to fill his +head, shrill and panicky. + +“ Your scar hurt? Harry, that’s really serious. . . . Write +to Professor Dumbledorel And I’ll go and check +Common Magical Ailments and Afflictions. ... Maybe +there’s something in there about curse scars. ...” + +Yes, that would be Hermione’s advice: Go straight to +the headmaster of Hogwarts, and in the meantime, +consult a book. Harry stared out of the window at the +inky blue-black sky. He doubted very much whether a +book could help him now. As far as he knew, he was +the only living person to have survived a curse like +Voldemort’s; it was highly unlikely, therefore, that he +would find his symptoms listed in Common Magical +Ailments and Afflictions. As for informing the +headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore +went during the summer holidays. He amused himself +for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long +silver beard, full-length wizard’s robes, and pointed +hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing +suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose. Wherever +Dumbledore was, though, Harry was sure that +Hedwig would be able to find him; Harry’s owl had +never yet failed to deliver a letter to anyone, even +without an address. But what would he write? + +Dear Professor Dumbledore, Sorry to bother you, but +my scar hurt this morning. Yours sincerely, Harry +Potter. + + + +Page | 23 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Even inside his head the words sounded stupid. + +And so he tried to imagine his other best friend, Ron +Weasley’s, reaction, and in a moment, Ron’s red hair +and long-nosed, freckled face seemed to swim before +Harry, wearing a bemused expression. + +“ Your scar hurt? But ... but You-Knotu-Who can’t be +near you now, can he? I mean ... you’d know, wouldn’t +you? He’d be trying to do you in again, wouldn’t he? I +dunno, Harry, maybe curse scars always twinge a bit +... I’ll ask Dad. ...” + +Mr. Weasley was a fully qualified wizard who worked +in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office at the +Ministry of Magic, but he didn’t have any particular +expertise in the matter of curses, as far as Harry +knew. In any case, Harry didn’t like the idea of the +whole Weasley family knowing that he, Harry, was +getting jumpy about a few moments’ pain. Mrs. +Weasley would fuss worse than Hermione, and Fred +and George, Ron’s sixteen-year-old twin brothers, +might think Harry was losing his nerve. The Weasleys +were Harry’s favorite family in the world; he was +hoping that they might invite him to stay any time +now (Ron had mentioned something about the +Quidditch World Cup), and he somehow didn’t want +his visit punctuated with anxious inquiries about his +scar. + +Harry kneaded his forehead with his knuckles. What +he really wanted (and it felt almost shameful to admit +it to himself) was someone like — someone like a +parent: an adult wizard whose advice he could ask +without feeling stupid, someone who cared about +him, who had had experience with Dark Magic. ... + + + +Page | 24 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And then the solution came to him. It was so simple, +and so obvious, that he couldn’t believe it had taken +so long — Sirius. + +Harry leapt up from the bed, hurried across the room, +and sat down at his desk; he pulled a piece of +parchment toward him, loaded his eagle-feather quill +with ink, wrote Dear Sirius, then paused, wondering +how best to phrase his problem, still marveling at the +fact that he hadn’t thought of Sirius straight away. + +But then, perhaps it wasn’t so surprising — after all, +he had only found out that Sirius was his godfather +two months ago. + +There was a simple reason for Sirius’s complete +absence from Harry’s life until then — Sirius had +been in Azkaban, the terrifying wizard jail guarded by +creatures called dementors, sightless, soul-sucking +fiends who had come to search for Sirius at Hogwarts +when he had escaped. Yet Sirius had been innocent +— the murders for which he had been convicted had +been committed by Wormtail, Voldemort’s supporter, +whom nearly everybody now believed dead. Harry, + +Ron, and Hermione knew otherwise, however; they +had come face-to-face with Wormtail only the +previous year, though only Professor Dumbledore had +believed their story. + +For one glorious hour, Harry had believed that he was +leaving the Dursleys at last, because Sirius had +offered him a home once his name had been cleared. +But the chance had been snatched away from him — +Wormtail had escaped before they could take him to +the Ministry of Magic, and Sirius had had to flee for +his life. Harry had helped him escape on the back of a +hippogriff called Buckbeak, and since then, Sirius +had been on the run. The home Harry might have had +if Wormtail had not escaped had been haunting him +all summer. It had been doubly hard to return to the +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dursleys knowing that he had so nearly escaped them +forever. + +Nevertheless, Sirius had been of some help to Harry, +even if he couldn’t be with him. It was due to Sirius +that Harry now had all his school things in his +bedroom with him. The Dursleys had never allowed +this before; their general wish of keeping Harry as +miserable as possible, coupled with their fear of his +powers, had led them to lock his school trunk in the +cupboard under the stairs every summer prior to this. +But their attitude had changed since they had found +out that Harry had a dangerous murderer for a +godfather — for Harry had conveniently forgotten to +tell them that Sirius was innocent. + +Harry had received two letters from Sirius since he +had been back at Privet Drive. Both had been +delivered, not by owls (as was usual with wizards), +but by large, brightly colored tropical birds. Hedwig +had not approved of these flashy intruders; she had +been most reluctant to allow them to drink from her +water tray before flying off again. Harry, on the other +hand, had liked them; they put him in mind of palm +trees and white sand, and he hoped that, wherever +Sirius was (Sirius never said, in case the letters were +intercepted), he was enjoying himself. Somehow, + +Harry found it hard to imagine dementors surviving +for long in bright sunlight; perhaps that was why +Sirius had gone south. Sirius’s letters, which were +now hidden beneath the highly useful loose +floorboard under Harry’s bed, sounded cheerful, and +in both of them he had reminded Harry to call on him +if ever Harry needed to. Well, he needed to now, all +right. ... + +Harry’s lamp seemed to grow dimmer as the cold gray +light that precedes sunrise slowly crept into the room. +Finally, when the sun had risen, when his bedroom + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +walls had turned gold, and when sounds of movement +could be heard from Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia’s +room, Harry cleared his desk of crumpled pieces of +parchment and reread his finished letter. + +Dear Sirius, + +Thanks for your last letter. That bird was enormous; it +could hardly get through my window. + +Things are the same as usual here. Dudley’s diet isn’t +going too well. My aunt found him smuggling +doughnuts into his room yesterday. They told him +they ’d have to cut his pocket money if he keeps doing +it, so he got really angry and chucked his PlayStation +out of the window. That’s a sort of computer thing you +can play games on. Bit stupid really, now he hasn’t +even got Mega-Mutilation Part Three to take his mind +off things. + +I’m okay, mainly because the Dursleys are terrified +you might turn up and turn them all into bats if I ask +you to. + +A weird thing happened this morning, though. My scar +hurt again. Last time that happened it was because +Voldemort was at Hogwarts. But I don’t reckon he can +be anywhere near me now, can he? Do you know if +curse scars sometimes hurt years afterward? + +I’ll send this with Hedwig when she gets back; she’s +offhunt-\ing at the moment. Say hello to Buckbeak for +me. + +Harry + +Yes, thought Harry, that looked all right. There was +no point putting in the dream; he didn’t want it to +look as though he was too worried. He folded up the + +Page | 27 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +parchment and laid it aside on his desk, ready for +when Hedwig returned. Then he got to his feet, +stretched, and opened his wardrobe once more. +Without glancing at his reflection, he started to get +dressed before going down to breakfast. + + + +Page | 28 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +3 + + + + +THE INVITATION + +By the time Harry arrived in the kitchen, the three +Dursleys were already seated around the table. None +of them looked up as he entered or sat down. Uncle +Vernon’s large red face was hidden behind the +morning’s Daily Mail, and Aunt Petunia was cutting a +grapefruit into quarters, her lips pursed over her +horselike teeth. + +Dudley looked furious and sulky, and somehow +seemed to be taking up even more space than usual. +This was saying something, as he always took up an +entire side of the square table by himself. When Aunt +Petunia put a quarter of unsweetened grapefruit onto +Dudley’s plate with a tremulous “There you are, Diddy +darling,” Dudley glowered at her. His life had taken a +most unpleasant turn since he had come home for +the summer with his end-of-year report. + +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia had managed to find +excuses for his bad marks as usual: Aunt Petunia +always insisted that Dudley was a very gifted boy +whose teachers didn’t understand him, while Uncle + +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +Vernon maintained that “he didn’t want some swotty +little nancy boy for a son anyway.” They also skated +over the accusations of bullying in the report — “He’s +a boisterous little boy, but he wouldn’t hurt a fly!” +Aunt Petunia had said tearfully. + +However, at the bottom of the report there were a few +well-chosen comments from the school nurse that not +even Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia could explain +away. No matter how much Aunt Petunia wailed that +Dudley was big-boned, and that his poundage was +really puppy fat, and that he was a growing boy who +needed plenty of food, the fact remained that the +school outfitters didn’t stock knickerbockers big +enough for him anymore. The school nurse had seen +what Aunt Petunia’s eyes — so sharp when it came to +spotting fingerprints on her gleaming walls, and in +observing the comings and goings of the neighbors — +simply refused to see: that far from needing extra +nourishment, Dudley had reached roughly the size +and weight of a young killer whale. + +So — after many tantrums, after arguments that +shook Harry’s bedroom floor, and many tears from +Aunt Petunia — the new regime had begun. The diet +sheet that had been sent by the Smeltings school +nurse had been taped to the fridge, which had been +emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks +and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled +instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of +things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.” To +make Dudley feel better about it all, Aunt Petunia had +insisted that the whole family follow the diet too. She +now passed a grapefruit quarter to Harry. He noticed +that it was a lot smaller than Dudley’s. Aunt Petunia +seemed to feel that the best way to keep up Dudley’s +morale was to make sure that he did, at least, get +more to eat than Harry. + + + +Page | 30 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Aunt Petunia didn’t know what was hidden under +the loose floorboard upstairs. She had no idea that +Harry was not following the diet at all. The moment +he had got wind of the fact that he was expected to +survive the summer on carrot sticks, Harry had sent +Hedwig to his friends with pleas for help, and they +had risen to the occasion magnificently. Hedwig had +returned from Hermione’s house with a large box +stuffed full of sugar-free snacks. (Hermione’s parents +were dentists.) Hagrid, the Hogwarts gamekeeper, had +obliged with a sack full of his own homemade rock +cakes. (Harry hadn’t touched these; he had had too +much experience of Hagrid ’s cooking.) Mrs. Weasley, +however, had sent the family owl, Errol, with an +enormous fruitcake and assorted meat pies. Poor +Errol, who was elderly and feeble, had needed a full +five days to recover from the journey. And then on +Harry’s birthday (which the Dursleys had completely +ignored) he had received four superb birthday cakes, +one each from Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, and Sirius. +Harry still had two of them left, and so, looking +forward to a real breakfast when he got back upstairs, +he ate his grapefruit without complaint. + +Uncle Vernon laid aside his paper with a deep sniff of +disapproval and looked down at his own grapefruit +quarter. + +“Is this it?” he said grumpily to Aunt Petunia. + +Aunt Petunia gave him a severe look, and then +nodded pointedly at Dudley, who had already finished +his own grapefruit quarter and was eyeing Harry’s +with a very sour look in his piggy little eyes. + +Uncle Vernon gave a great sigh, which ruffled his +large, bushy mustache, and picked up his spoon. + + + +Page | 31 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The doorbell rang. Uncle Vernon heaved himself out +of his chair and set off down the hall. Quick as a +flash, while his mother was occupied with the kettle, +Dudley stole the rest of Uncle Vernon’s grapefruit. + +Harry heard talking at the door, and someone +laughing, and Uncle Vernon answering curtly. Then +the front door closed, and the sound of ripping paper +came from the hall. + +Aunt Petunia set the teapot down on the table and +looked curiously around to see where Uncle Vernon +had got to. She didn’t have to wait long to find out; +after about a minute, he was back. He looked livid. + +“You,” he barked at Harry. “In the living room. Now.” + +Bewildered, wondering what on earth he was +supposed to have done this time, Harry got up and +followed Uncle Vernon out of the kitchen and into the +next room. Uncle Vernon closed the door sharply +behind both of them. + +“So,” he said, marching over to the fireplace and +turning to face Harry as though he were about to +pronounce him under arrest. “So.” + +Harry would have dearly loved to have said, “So +what?” but he didn’t feel that Uncle Vernon’s temper +should be tested this early in the morning, especially +when it was already under severe strain from lack of +food. He therefore settled for looking politely puzzled. + +“This just arrived,” said Uncle Vernon. He brandished +a piece of purple writing paper at Harry. “A letter. +About you.” + + + +Page | 32 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s confusion increased. Who would be writing to +Uncle Vernon about him? Who did he know who sent +letters by the postman? + +Uncle Vernon glared at Harry, then looked down at +the letter and began to read aloud: + +Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, + +We have never been introduced, but I am sure you +have heard a great deal from Harry about my son Ron. + +As Harry might have told you, the final of the +Quidditch World Cup takes place this Monday night, +and my husband, Arthur, has just managed to get +prime tickets through his connections at the +Department of Magical Games and Sports. + +I do hope you will allow us to take Harry to the match, +as this really is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; Britain +hasn’t hosted the cup for thirty years, and tickets are +extremely hard to come by. We would of course be glad +to have Harry stay for the remainder of the summer +holidays, and to see him safely onto the train back to +school. + +It would be best for Harry to send us your answer as +quickly as possible in the normal way, because the +Muggle postman has never delivered to our house, and +I am not sure he even knows where it is. + +Hoping to see Harry soon, + +Yours sincerely, + +Molly Weasley + +P.S. I do hope we’ve put enough stamps on. + + + +Page | 33 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Uncle Vernon finished reading, put his hand back +into his breast pocket, and drew out something else. + +“Look at this,” he growled. + +He held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s +letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. +Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a +square inch on the front, into which Mrs. Weasley +had squeezed the Dursleys’ address in minute +writing. + +“She did put enough stamps on, then,” said Harry, +trying to sound as though Mrs. Weasley’s was a +mistake anyone could make. His uncle’s eyes flashed. + +“The postman noticed,” he said through gritted teeth. +“Very interested to know where this letter came from, +he was. That’s why he rang the doorbell. Seemed to +think it was funny.” + +Harry didn’t say anything. Other people might not +understand why Uncle Vernon was making a fuss +about too many stamps, but Harry had lived with the +Dursleys too long not to know how touchy they were +about anything even slightly out of the ordinary. Their +worst fear was that someone would find out that they +were connected (however distantly) with people like +Mrs. Weasley. + +Uncle Vernon was still glaring at Harry, who tried to +keep his expression neutral. If he didn’t do or say +anything stupid, he might just be in for the treat of a +lifetime. He waited for Uncle Vernon to say +something, but he merely continued to glare. Harry +decided to break the silence. + +“So — can I go then?” he asked. + + + +Page | 34 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A slight spasm crossed Uncle Vernon’s large purple +face. The mustache bristled. Harry thought he knew +what was going on behind the mustache: a furious +battle as two of Uncle Vernon’s most fundamental +instincts came into conflict. Allowing Harry to go +would make Harry happy, something Uncle Vernon +had struggled against for thirteen years. On the other +hand, allowing Harry to disappear to the Weasleys’ for +the rest of the summer would get rid of him two +weeks earlier than anyone could have hoped, and +Uncle Vernon hated having Harry in the house. To +give himself thinking time, it seemed, he looked down +at Mrs. Weasley’s letter again. + +“Who is this woman?” he said, staring at the +signature with distaste. + +“You’ve seen her,” said Harry. “She’s my friend Ron’s +mother, she was meeting him off the Hog — off the +school train at the end of last term.” + +He had almost said “Hogwarts Express,” and that was +a sure way to get his uncle’s temper up. Nobody ever +mentioned the name of Harry’s school aloud in the +Dursley household. + +Uncle Vernon screwed up his enormous face as +though trying to remember something very +unpleasant. + +“Dumpy sort of woman?” he growled finally. “Load of +children with red hair?” + +Harry frowned. He thought it was a bit rich of Uncle +Vernon to call anyone “dumpy,” when his own son, +Dudley, had finally achieved what he’d been +threatening to do since the age of three, and become +wider than he was tall. + + + +Page | 35 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Uncle Vernon was perusing the letter again. + +“Quidditch,” he muttered under his breath. + +“Quidditch — what is this rubbish?” + +Harry felt a second stab of annoyance. + +“It’s a sport,” he said shortly. “Played on broom — ” + +“All right, all right!” said Uncle Vernon loudly. Harry +saw, with some satisfaction, that his uncle looked +vaguely panicky. Apparently his nerves couldn’t stand +the sound of the word “broomsticks” in his living +room. He took refuge in perusing the letter again. +Harry saw his lips form the words “send us your +answer ... in the normal way.” He scowled. + +“What does she mean, ‘the normal way’?” he spat. + +“Normal for us,” said Harry, and before his uncle +could stop him, he added, “you know, owl post. That’s +what’s normal for wizards.” + +Uncle Vernon looked as outraged as if Harry had just +uttered a disgusting swear word. Shaking with anger, +he shot a nervous look through the window, as +though expecting to see some of the neighbors with +their ears pressed against the glass. + +“How many times do I have to tell you not to mention +that unnaturalness under my roof?” he hissed, his +face now a rich plum color. “You stand there, in the +clothes Petunia and I have put on your ungrateful +back — ” + +“Only after Dudley finished with them,” said Harry +coldly, and indeed, he was dressed in a sweatshirt so +large for him that he had had to roll back the sleeves + + + +Page | 36 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +five times so as to be able to use his hands, and +which fell past the knees of his extremely baggy jeans. + + + +“I will not be spoken to like that!” said Uncle Vernon, +trembling with rage. + +But Harry wasn’t going to stand for this. Gone were +the days when he had been forced to take every single +one of the Dursleys’ stupid rules. He wasn’t following +Dudley’s diet, and he wasn’t going to let Uncle Vernon +stop him from going to the Quidditch World Cup, not +if he could help it. Harry took a deep, steadying +breath and then said, “Okay, I can’t see the World +Cup. Can I go now, then? Only I’ve got a letter to +Sirius I want to finish. You know — my godfather.” + +He had done it. He had said the magic words. Now he +watched the purple recede blotchily from Uncle +Vernon’s face, making it look like badly mixed black +currant ice cream. + +“You’re — you’re writing to him, are you?” said Uncle +Vernon, in a would-be calm voice — but Harry had +seen the pupils of his tiny eyes contract with sudden +fear. + +“Well — yeah,” said Harry, casually. “It’s been a while +since he heard from me, and, you know, if he doesn’t, +he might start thinking something’s wrong.” + +He stopped there to enjoy the effect of these words. + +He could almost see the cogs working under Uncle +Vernon’s thick, dark, neatly parted hair. If he tried to +stop Harry writing to Sirius, Sirius would think Harry +was being mistreated. If he told Harry he couldn’t go +to the Quidditch World Cup, Harry would write and +tell Sirius, who would know Harry was being +mistreated. There was only one thing for Uncle +Vernon to do. Harry could see the conclusion forming +Page | 37 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in his uncle’s mind as though the great mustached +face were transparent. Harry tried not to smile, to +keep his own face as blank as possible. And then — + +“Well, all right then. You can go to this ruddy ... this +stupid ... this World Cup thing. You write and tell +these — these Weasleys they’re to pick you up, mind. +I haven’t got time to go dropping you off all over the +country. And you can spend the rest of the summer +there. And you can tell your — your godfather ... tell +him ... tell him you’re going.” + +“Okay then,” said Harry brightly. + +He turned and walked toward the living room door, +fighting the urge to jump into the air and whoop. He +was going ... he was going to the Weasleys’, he was +going to watch the Quidditch World Cup! + +Outside in the hall he nearly ran into Dudley, who +had been lurking behind the door, clearly hoping to +overhear Harry being told off. He looked shocked to +see the broad grin on Harry’s face. + +“That was an excellent breakfast, wasn’t it?” said +Harry. “I feel really full, don’t you?” + +Laughing at the astonished look on Dudley’s face, +Harry took the stairs three at a time, and hurled +himself back into his bedroom. + +The first thing he saw was that Hedwig was back. She +was sitting in her cage, staring at Harry with her +enormous amber eyes, and clicking her beak in the +way that meant she was annoyed about something. +Exactly what was annoying her became apparent +almost at once. + + + +Page | 38 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“OUCH!” said Harry as what appeared to be a small, +gray, feathery tennis ball collided with the side of his +head. Harry massaged the spot furiously, looking up +to see what had hit him, and saw a minute owl, small +enough to fit into the palm of his hand, whizzing +excitedly around the room like a loose firework. Harry +then realized that the owl had dropped a letter at his +feet. Harry bent down, recognized Ron’s handwriting, +then tore open the envelope. Inside was a hastily +scribbled note. + +Harry — DAD GOT THE TICKETS — Ireland versus +Bulgaria, Monday night. Mum’s writing to the Muggles +to ask you to stay. They might already have the letter, + +I don’t know how fast Muggle post is. Thought I’d send +this with Pig anyway. + +Harry stared at the word “Pig,” then looked up at the +tiny owl now zooming around the light fixture on the +ceiling. He had never seen anything that looked less +like a pig. Maybe he couldn’t read Ron’s writing. He +went back to the letter: + +We’re coming for you whether the Muggles like it or +not, you can’t miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad +reckon it’s better if we pretend to ask their permission +first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer +pronto, and we’ll come and get you at five o’clock on +Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we’ll +come and get you at five o’clock on Sunday anyway. + +Hermione’s arriving this afternoon. Percy’s started +work — the Department of International Magical +Cooperation. Don’t mention anything about Abroad +while you’re here unless you want the pants bored off +you. + +See you soon — + + + +Page | 39 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron + + + +“Calm down!” Harry said as the small owl flew low +over his head, twittering madly with what Harry could +only assume was pride at having delivered the letter +to the right person. “Come here, I need you to take my +answer back!” + +The owl fluttered down on top of Hedwig’s cage. +Hedwig looked coldly up at it, as though daring it to +try and come any closer. + +Harry seized his eagle-feather quill once more, +grabbed a fresh piece of parchment, and wrote: + +Ron, it’s all okay, the Muggles say I can come. See you +five o’clock tomorrow. Can’t wait. + +Harry + +He folded this note up very small, and with immense +difficulty, tied it to the tiny owl’s leg as it hopped on +the spot with excitement. The moment the note was +secure, the owl was off again; it zoomed out of the +window and out of sight. + +Harry turned to Hedwig. + +“Feeling up to a long journey?” he asked her. + +Hedwig hooted in a dignified sort of a way. + +“Can you take this to Sirius for me?” he said, picking +up his letter. “Hang on ... I just want to finish it.” + +He unfolded the parchment and hastily added a +postscript. + + + +Page | 40 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +If you want to contact me, I’ll be at my friend Ron +Weasley’s for the rest of the summer. His dad’s got us +tickets for the Quidditch World Cup\ + +The letter finished, he tied it to Hedwig’s leg; she kept +unusually still, as though determined to show him +how a real post owl should behave. + +“I’ll be at Ron’s when you get back, all right?” Harry +told her. + +She nipped his finger affectionately, then, with a soft +swooshing noise, spread her enormous wings and +soared out of the open window. + +Harry watched her out of sight, then crawled under +his bed, wrenched up the loose floorboard, and pulled +out a large chunk of birthday cake. He sat there on +the floor eating it, savoring the happiness that was +flooding through him. He had cake, and Dudley had +nothing but grapefruit; it was a bright summer’s day, +he would be leaving Privet Drive tomorrow, his scar +felt perfectly normal again, and he was going to watch +the Quidditch World Cup. It was hard, just now, to +feel worried about anything — even Lord Voldemort. + + + +Page | 41 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +BACK TO THE BURROW + +By twelve o’clock the next day, Harry’s school trunk +was packed with his school things and all his most +prized possessions — the Invisibility Cloak he had +inherited from his father, the broomstick he had +gotten from Sirius, the enchanted map of Hogwarts he +had been given by Fred and George Weasley last year. +He had emptied his hiding place under the loose +floorboard of all food, double-checked every nook and +cranny of his bedroom for forgotten spellbooks or +quills, and taken down the chart on the wall counting +down the days to September the first, on which he +liked to cross off the days remaining until his return +to Hogwarts. + +The atmosphere inside number four, Privet Drive was +extremely tense. The imminent arrival at their house +of an assortment of wizards was making the Dursleys +uptight and irritable. Uncle Vernon had looked +downright alarmed when Harry informed him that the +Weasley s would be arriving at five o’clock the very +next day. + + + +Page | 42 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I hope you told them to dress properly, these people,” +he snarled at once. “I’ve seen the sort of stuff your lot +wear. They’d better have the decency to put on +normal clothes, that’s all.” + +Harry felt a slight sense of foreboding. He had rarely +seen Mr. or Mrs. Weasley wearing anything that the +Dursleys would call “normal.” Their children might +don Muggle clothing during the holidays, but Mr. and +Mrs. Weasley usually wore long robes in varying +states of shabbiness. Harry wasn’t bothered about +what the neighbors would think, but he was anxious +about how rude the Dursleys might be to the +Weasleys if they turned up looking like their worst +idea of wizards. + +Uncle Vernon had put on his best suit. To some +people, this might have looked like a gesture of +welcome, but Harry knew it was because Uncle +Vernon wanted to look impressive and intimidating. +Dudley, on the other hand, looked somehow +diminished. This was not because the diet was at last +taking effect, but due to fright. Dudley had emerged +from his last encounter with a fully-grown wizard with +a curly pig’s tail poking out of the seat of his trousers, +and Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon had had to pay +for its removal at a private hospital in London. It +wasn’t altogether surprising, therefore, that Dudley +kept running his hand nervously over his backside, +and walking sideways from room to room, so as not to +present the same target to the enemy. + +Lunch was an almost silent meal. Dudley didn’t even +protest at the food (cottage cheese and grated celery). +Aunt Petunia wasn’t eating anything at all. Her arms +were folded, her lips were pursed, and she seemed to +be chewing her tongue, as though biting back the +furious diatribe she longed to throw at Harry. + + + +Page | 43 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’ll be driving, of course?” Uncle Vernon barked +across the table. + +“Er,” said Harry. + +He hadn’t thought of that. How were the Weasleys +going to pick him up? They didn’t have a car +anymore; the old Ford Anglia they had once owned +was currently running wild in the Forbidden Forest at +Hogwarts. But Mr. Weasley had borrowed a Ministry +of Magic car last year; possibly he would do the same +today? + +“I think so,” said Harry. + +Uncle Vernon snorted into his mustache. Normally, +Uncle Vernon would have asked what car Mr. Weasley +drove; he tended to judge other men by how big and +expensive their cars were. But Harry doubted whether +Uncle Vernon would have taken to Mr. Weasley even +if he drove a Ferrari. + +Harry spent most of the afternoon in his bedroom; he +couldn’t stand watching Aunt Petunia peer out +through the net curtains every few seconds, as +though there had been a warning about an escaped +rhinoceros. Finally, at a quarter to five, Harry went +back downstairs and into the living room. + +Aunt Petunia was compulsively straightening +cushions. Uncle Vernon was pretending to read the +paper, but his tiny eyes were not moving, and Harry +was sure he was really listening with all his might for +the sound of an approaching car. Dudley was +crammed into an armchair, his porky hands beneath +him, clamped firmly around his bottom. Harry +couldn’t take the tension; he left the room and went +and sat on the stairs in the hall, his eyes on his + + + +Page | 44 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +watch and his heart pumping fast from excitement +and nerves. + +But five o’clock came and then went. Uncle Vernon, +perspiring slightly in his suit, opened the front door, +peered up and down the street, then withdrew his +head quickly. + +“They’re late!” he snarled at Harry. + +“I know,” said Harry. “Maybe — er — the traffic’s bad, +or something.” + +Ten past five ... then a quarter past five ... Harry was +starting to feel anxious himself now. At half past, he +heard Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia conversing in +terse mutters in the living room. + +“No consideration at all.” + +“We might’ve had an engagement.” + +“Maybe they think theyll get invited to dinner if +they’re late.” + +“Well, they most certainly won’t be,” said Uncle +Vernon, and Harry heard him stand up and start +pacing the living room. “They’ll take the boy and go, +there 11 be no hanging around. That’s if they’re coming +at all. Probably mistaken the day. I daresay their kind +don’t set much store by punctuality. Either that or +they drive some tin-pot car that’s broken d — +AAAAAAAARRRRRGH ! ” + +Harry jumped up. From the other side of the living +room door came the sounds of the three Dursleys +scrambling, panic-stricken, across the room. Next +moment Dudley came flying into the hall, looking +terrified. + +Page | 45 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What happened?” said Harry. “What’s the matter?” + +But Dudley didn’t seem able to speak. Hands still +clamped over his buttocks, he waddled as fast as he +could into the kitchen. Harry hurried into the living +room. + +Loud hangings and scrapings were coming from +behind the Dursleys’ boarded-up fireplace, which had +a fake coal fire plugged in front of it. + +“What is it?” gasped Aunt Petunia, who had backed +into the wall and was staring, terrified, toward the +fire. “What is it, Vernon?” + +But they were left in doubt barely a second longer. +Voices could be heard from inside the blocked +fireplace. + +“Ouch! Fred, no — go back, go back, there’s been +some kind of mistake — tell George not to — OUCH! +George, no, there’s no room, go back quickly and tell +Ron — ” + +“Maybe Harry can hear us, Dad — maybe he’ll be able +to let us out — ” + +There was a loud hammering of fists on the boards +behind the electric fire. + +“Harry? Harry, can you hear us?” + +The Dursleys rounded on Harry like a pair of angry +wolverines. + +“What is this?” growled Uncle Vernon. “What’s going +on?” + + + +Page | 46 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They — they’ve tried to get here by Floo powder,” +said Harry, fighting a mad desire to laugh. “They can +travel by fire — only you’ve blocked the fireplace — +hang on — ” + +He approached the fireplace and called through the +boards. + +“Mr. Weasley? Can you hear me?” + +The hammering stopped. Somebody inside the +chimney piece said, “Shh!” + +“Mr. Weasley, it’s Harry ... the fireplace has been +blocked up. You won’t be able to get through there.” + +“Damn!” said Mr. Weasley’s voice. “What on earth did +they want to block up the fireplace for?” + +“They’ve got an electric fire,” Harry explained. + +“Really?” said Mr. Weasley’s voice excitedly. “Eclectic, +you say? With a plug? Gracious, I must see that. ... +Let’s think ... ouch, Ron!” + +Ron’s voice now joined the others’. + +“What are we doing here? Has something gone +wrong?” + +“Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. +“No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.” + +“Yeah, we’re having the time of our lives here,” said +George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he +was squashed against the wall. + + + +Page | 47 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Boys, boys ...” said Mr. Weasley vaguely. “I’m trying +to think what to do. ... Yes ... only way ... Stand back, +Harry.” + +Harry retreated to the sofa. Uncle Vernon, however, +moved forward. + +“Wait a moment!” he bellowed at the fire. “What +exactly are you going to — ” + +BANG. + +The electric fire shot across the room as the boarded- +up fireplace burst outward, expelling Mr. Weasley, +Fred, George, and Ron in a cloud of rubble and loose +chippings. Aunt Petunia shrieked and fell backward +over the coffee table; Uncle Vernon caught her before +she hit the floor, and gaped, speechless, at the +Weasleys, all of whom had bright red hair, including +Fred and George, who were identical to the last +freckle. + +“That’s better,” panted Mr. Weasley, brushing dust +from his long green robes and straightening his +glasses. “Ah — you must be Harry’s aunt and uncle!” + +Tall, thin, and balding, he moved toward Uncle +Vernon, his hand outstretched, but Uncle Vernon +backed away several paces, dragging Aunt Petunia. +Words utterly failed Uncle Vernon. His best suit was +covered in white dust, which had settled in his hair +and mustache and made him look as though he had +just aged thirty years. + +“Er — yes — sorry about that,” said Mr. Weasley, +lowering his hand and looking over his shoulder at +the blasted fireplace. “It’s all my fault. It just didn’t +occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the +other end. I had your fireplace connected to the Floo +Page | 48 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Network, you see — just for an afternoon, you know, +so we could get Harry. Muggle fireplaces aren’t +supposed to be connected, strictly speaking — but +I’ve got a useful contact at the Floo Regulation Panel +and he fixed it for me. I can put it right in a jiffy, +though, don’t worry. I’ll light a fire to send the boys +back, and then I can repair your fireplace before I +Disapparate.” + +Harry was ready to bet that the Dursleys hadn’t +understood a single word of this. They were still +gaping at Mr. Weasley, thunderstruck. Aunt Petunia +staggered upright again and hid behind Uncle +Vernon. + +“Hello, Harry!” said Mr. Weasley brightly. “Got your +trunk ready?” + +“It’s upstairs,” said Harry, grinning back. + +“Well get it,” said Fred at once. Winking at Harry, he +and George left the room. They knew where Harry’s +bedroom was, having once rescued him from it in the +dead of night. Harry suspected that Fred and George +were hoping for a glimpse of Dudley; they had heard a +lot about him from Harry. + +“Well,” said Mr. Weasley, swinging his arms slightly, +while he tried to find words to break the very nasty +silence. “Very — erm — very nice place you’ve got +here.” + +As the usually spotless living room was now covered +in dust and bits of brick, this remark didn’t go down +too well with the Dursleys. Uncle Vernon’s face +purpled once more, and Aunt Petunia started chewing +her tongue again. However, they seemed too scared to +actually say anything. + + + +Page | 49 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Weasley was looking around. He loved everything +to do with Muggles. Harry could see him itching to go +and examine the television and the video recorder. + +“They run off eckeltricity, do they?” he said +knowledgeably. “Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect +plugs,” he added to Uncle Vernon. “And batteries. Got +a very large collection of batteries. My wife thinks I’m +mad, but there you are.” + +Uncle Vernon clearly thought Mr. Weasley was mad +too. He moved ever so slightly to the right, screening +Aunt Petunia from view, as though he thought Mr. +Weasley might suddenly run at them and attack. + +Dudley suddenly reappeared in the room. Harry could +hear the clunk of his trunk on the stairs, and knew +that the sounds had scared Dudley out of the kitchen. +Dudley edged along the wall, gazing at Mr. Weasley +with terrified eyes, and attempted to conceal himself +behind his mother and father. Unfortunately, Uncle +Vernon’s bulk, while sufficient to hide bony Aunt +Petunia, was nowhere near enough to conceal Dudley. + +“Ah, this is your cousin, is it, Harry?” said Mr. +Weasley, taking another brave stab at making +conversation. + +“Yep,” said Harry, “that’s Dudley.” + +He and Ron exchanged glances and then quickly +looked away from each other; the temptation to burst +out laughing was almost overwhelming. Dudley was +still clutching his bottom as though afraid it might +fall off. Mr. Weasley, however, seemed genuinely +concerned at Dudley’s peculiar behavior. Indeed, from +the tone of his voice when he next spoke, Harry was +quite sure that Mr. Weasley thought Dudley was quite + + + +Page | 50 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +as mad as the Dursleys thought he was, except that +Mr. Weasley felt sympathy rather than fear. + +“Having a good holiday, Dudley?” he said kindly. + +Dudley whimpered. Harry saw his hands tighten still +harder over his massive backside. + +Fred and George came back into the room carrying +Harry’s school trunk. They glanced around as they +entered and spotted Dudley. Their faces cracked into +identical evil grins. + +“Ah, right,” said Mr. Weasley. “Better get cracking +then.” + +He pushed up the sleeves of his robes and took out +his wand. Harry saw the Dursleys draw back against +the wall as one. + +“Incendio\” said Mr. Weasley, pointing his wand at the +hole in the wall behind him. + +Flames rose at once in the fireplace, crackling merrily +as though they had been burning for hours. Mr. +Weasley took a small drawstring bag from his pocket, +untied it, took a pinch of the powder inside, and +threw it onto the flames, which turned emerald green +and roared higher than ever. + +“Off you go then, Fred,” said Mr. Weasley. + +“Coming,” said Fred. “Oh no — hang on — ” + +A bag of sweets had spilled out of Fred’s pocket and +the contents were now rolling in every direction — +big, fat toffees in brightly colored wrappers. + + + +Page | 51 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fred scrambled around, cramming them back into his +pocket, then gave the Dursleys a cheery wave, +stepped forward, and walked right into the fire, saying +“the Burrow!” Aunt Petunia gave a little shuddering +gasp. There was a whooshing sound, and Fred +vanished. + +“Right then, George,” said Mr. Weasley, “you and the +trunk.” + +Harry helped George carry the trunk forward into the +flames and turn it onto its end so that he could hold +it better. Then, with a second whoosh, George had +cried “the Burrow!” and vanished too. + +“Ron, you next,” said Mr. Weasley. + +“See you,” said Ron brightly to the Dursleys. He +grinned broadly at Harry, then stepped into the fire, +shouted “the Burrow!” and disappeared. + +Now Harry and Mr. Weasley alone remained. + +“Well ... T>ye then,” Harry said to the Dursleys. + +They didn’t say anything at all. Harry moved toward +the fire, but just as he reached the edge of the hearth, +Mr. Weasley put out a hand and held him back. He +was looking at the Dursleys in amazement. + +“Harry said good-bye to you,” he said. “Didn’t you +hear him?” + +“It doesn’t matter,” Harry muttered to Mr. Weasley. +“Honestly, I don’t care.” + +Mr. Weasley did not remove his hand from Harry’s +shoulder. + + + +Page | 52 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You aren’t going to see your nephew till next +summer,” he said to Uncle Vernon in mild +indignation. “Surely you’re going to say good-bye?” + +Uncle Vernon’s face worked furiously. The idea of +being taught consideration by a man who had just +blasted away half his living room wall seemed to be +causing him intense suffering. But Mr. Weasley’s +wand was still in his hand, and Uncle Vernon’s tiny +eyes darted to it once, before he said, very resentfully, +“Good-bye, then.” + +“See you,” said Harry, putting one foot forward into +the green flames, which felt pleasantly like warm +breath. At that moment, however, a horrible gagging +sound erupted behind him, and Aunt Petunia started +to scream. + +Harry wheeled around. Dudley was no longer +standing behind his parents. He was kneeling beside +the coffee table, and he was gagging and sputtering +on a foot-long, purple, slimy thing that was +protruding from his mouth. One bewildered second +later, Harry realized that the foot-long thing was +Dudley’s tongue — and that a brightly colored toffee +wrapper lay on the floor before him. + +Aunt Petunia hurled herself onto the ground beside +Dudley, seized the end of his swollen tongue, and +attempted to wrench it out of his mouth; +unsurprisingly, Dudley yelled and sputtered worse +than ever, trying to fight her off. Uncle Vernon was +bellowing and waving his arms around, and Mr. +Weasley had to shout to make himself heard. + +“Not to worry, I can sort him out!” he yelled, +advancing on Dudley with his wand outstretched, but +Aunt Petunia screamed worse than ever and threw + + + +Page | 53 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +herself on top of Dudley, shielding him from Mr. +Weasley. + + + +“No, really!” said Mr. Weasley desperately. “It’s a +simple process — it was the toffee — my son Fred — +real practical joker — but it’s only an Engorgement +Charm — at least, I think it is — please, I can correct + + + +it — ” + + + +But far from being reassured, the Dursleys became +more panic-stricken; Aunt Petunia was sobbing +hysterically, tugging Dudley’s tongue as though +determined to rip it out; Dudley appeared to be +suffocating under the combined pressure of his +mother and his tongue; and Uncle Vernon, who had +lost control completely, seized a china figure from on +top of the sideboard and threw it very hard at Mr. +Weasley, who ducked, causing the ornament to +shatter in the blasted fireplace. + +“Now really!” said Mr. Weasley angrily, brandishing +his wand. “I’m trying to help\” + +Bellowing like a wounded hippo, Uncle Vernon +snatched up another ornament. + +“Harry, go! Just go!” Mr. Weasley shouted, his wand +on Uncle Vernon. “I’ll sort this out!” + +Harry didn’t want to miss the fun, but Uncle Vernon’s +second ornament narrowly missed his left ear, and on +balance he thought it best to leave the situation to +Mr. Weasley. He stepped into the fire, looking over his +shoulder as he said “the Burrow!” His last fleeting +glimpse of the living room was of Mr. Weasley blasting +a third ornament out of Uncle Vernon’s hand with his +wand, Aunt Petunia screaming and lying on top of +Dudley, and Dudley’s tongue lolling around like a +great slimy python. But next moment Harry had +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +begun to spin very fast, and the Dursleys’ living room +was whipped out of sight in a rush of emerald-green +flames. + + + +Page | 55 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +5 + + + + +WEASLEYS��� WIZARD WHEEZES + +Harry spun faster and faster, elbows tucked tightly to +his sides, blurred fireplaces flashing past him, until +he started to feel sick and closed his eyes. Then, +when at last he felt himself slowing down, he threw +out his hands and came to a halt in time to prevent +himself from falling face forward out of the Weasleys’ +kitchen fire. + +“Did he eat it?” said Fred excitedly, holding out a +hand to pull Harry to his feet. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, straightening up. “What was it?” + +“Ton-Tongue Toffee,” said Fred brightly. “George and I +invented them, and we’ve been looking for someone to +test them on all summer. ...” + +The tiny kitchen exploded with laughter; Harry looked +around and saw that Ron and George were sitting at +the scrubbed wooden table with two red-haired people +Harry had never seen before, though he knew + +Page | 56 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +immediately who they must be: Bill and Charlie, the +two eldest Weasley brothers. + + + +“How’re you doing, Harry?” said the nearer of the two, +grinning at him and holding out a large hand, which +Harry shook, feeling calluses and blisters under his +fingers. This had to be Charlie, who worked with +dragons in Romania. Charlie was built like the twins, +shorter and stockier than Percy and Ron, who were +both long and lanky. He had a broad, good-natured +face, which was weather-beaten and so freckly that he +looked almost tanned; his arms were muscular, and +one of them had a large, shiny burn on it. + +Bill got to his feet, smiling, and also shook Harry’s +hand. Bill came as something of a surprise. Harry +knew that he worked for the wizarding bank, +Gringotts, and that Bill had been Head Boy at +Hogwarts; Harry had always imagined Bill to be an +older version of Percy: fussy about rule-breaking and +fond of bossing everyone around. However, Bill was — +there was no other word for it — cool. He was tall, +with long hair that he had tied back in a ponytail. He +was wearing an earring with what looked like a fang +dangling from it. Bill’s clothes would not have looked +out of place at a rock concert, except that Harry +recognized his boots to be made, not of leather, but of +dragon hide. + +Before any of them could say anything else, there was +a faint popping noise, and Mr. Weasley appeared out +of thin air at George’s shoulder. He was looking +angrier than Harry had ever seen him. + +“That wasn’t funny, Fred!” he shouted. “What on +earth did you give that Muggle boy?” + + + +Page | 57 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t give him anything,” said Fred, with another +evil grin. “I just dropped it. ... It was his fault he went +and ate it, I never told him to.” + +“You dropped it on purpose!” roared Mr. Weasley. + +“You knew he’d eat it, you knew he was on a diet — ” + +“How big did his tongue get?” George asked eagerly. + +“It was four feet long before his parents would let me +shrink it!” + +Harry and the Weasleys roared with laughter again. + +“It isn’t funny\” Mr. Weasley shouted. “That sort of +behavior seriously undermines wizard-Muggle +relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the +mistreatment of Muggles, and my own sons — ” + +“We didn’t give it to him because he’s a Muggle!” said +Fred indignantly. + +“No, we gave it to him because he’s a great bullying +git,” said George. “Isn’t he, Harry?” + +“Yeah, he is, Mr. Weasley,” said Harry earnestly. + +“That’s not the point!” raged Mr. Weasley. “You wait +until I tell your mother — ” + +“Tell me what?” said a voice behind them. + +Mrs. Weasley had just entered the kitchen. She was a +short, plump woman with a very kind face, though +her eyes were presently narrowed with suspicion. + +“Oh hello, Harry, dear,” she said, spotting him and +smiling. Then her eyes snapped back to her husband. +“Tell me what , Arthur?” + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Weasley hesitated. Harry could tell that, however +angry he was with Fred and George, he hadn’t really +intended to tell Mrs. Weasley what had happened. +There was a silence, while Mr. Weasley eyed his wife +nervously. Then two girls appeared in the kitchen +doorway behind Mrs. Weasley. One, with very bushy +brown hair and rather large front teeth, was Harry’s +and Ron’s friend, Hermione Granger. The other, who +was small and red-haired, was Ron’s younger sister, +Ginny. Both of them smiled at Harry, who grinned +back, which made Ginny go scarlet — she had been +very taken with Harry ever since his first visit to the +Burrow. + +“Tell me what, Arthur?” Mrs. Weasley repeated, in a +dangerous sort of voice. + +“It’s nothing, Molly,” mumbled Mr. Weasley, “Fred and +George just — but I’ve had words with them — ” + +“What have they done this time?” said Mrs. Weasley. +“If it’s got anything to do with Weasleys’ Wizard +Wheezes — ” + +“Why don’t you show Harry where he’s sleeping, + +Ron?” said Hermione from the doorway. + +“He knows where he’s sleeping,” said Ron, “in my +room, he slept there last — ” + +“We can all go,” said Hermione pointedly. + +“Oh,” said Ron, cottoning on. “Right.” + +“Yeah, we’ll come too,” said George. + +“You stay where you are!” snarled Mrs. Weasley. + + + +Page | 59 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry and Ron edged out of the kitchen, and they, +Hermione, and Ginny set off along the narrow hallway +and up the rickety staircase that zigzagged through +the house to the upper stories. + +“What are Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes?” Harry asked +as they climbed. + +Ron and Ginny both laughed, although Hermione +didn’t. + +“Mum found this stack of order forms when she was +cleaning Fred and George’s room,” said Ron quietly. +“Great long price lists for stuff they’ve invented. Joke +stuff, you know. Fake wands and trick sweets, loads +of stuff. It was brilliant, I never knew they’d been +inventing all that ...” + +“We’ve been hearing explosions out of their room for +ages, but we never thought they were actually making +things,” said Ginny. “We thought they just liked the +noise.” + +“Only, most of the stuff — well, all of it, really — was +a bit dangerous,” said Ron, “and, you know, they were +planning to sell it at Hogwarts to make some money, +and Mum went mad at them. Told them they weren’t +allowed to make any more of it, and burned all the +order forms. ... She’s furious at them anyway. They +didn’t get as many O.W.L.s as she expected.” + +O.W.L.s were Ordinary Wizarding Levels, the +examinations Hogwarts students took at the age of +fifteen. + +“And then there was this big row,” Ginny said, +“because Mum wants them to go into the Ministry of +Magic like Dad, and they told her all they want to do +is open a joke shop.” + +Page | 60 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Just then a door on the second landing opened, and a +face poked out wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a +very annoyed expression. + +“Hi, Percy,” said Harry. + +“Oh hello, Harry,” said Percy. “I was wondering who +was making all the noise. I’m trying to work in here, +you know — I’ve got a report to finish for the office — +and it’s rather difficult to concentrate when people +keep thundering up and down the stairs.” + +“We’re not thundering,” said Ron irritably. “We’re +walking. Sorry if we’ve disturbed the top-secret +workings of the Ministry of Magic.” + +“What are you working on?” said Harry. + +“A report for the Department of International Magical +Cooperation,” said Percy smugly. “We’re trying to +standardize cauldron thickness. Some of these foreign +imports are just a shade too thin — leakages have +been increasing at a rate of almost three percent a +year — ” + +“That’ll change the world, that report will,” said Ron. +“Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, cauldron +leaks.” + +Percy went slightly pink. + +“You might sneer, Ron,” he said heatedly, “but unless +some sort of international law is imposed we might +well find the market flooded with flimsy, shallow- +bottomed products that seriously endanger — ” + +“Yeah, yeah, all right,” said Ron, and he started off +upstairs again. Percy slammed his bedroom door +shut. As Harry, Hermione, and Ginny followed Ron up + +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +three more flights of stairs, shouts from the kitchen +below echoed up to them. It sounded as though Mr. +Weasley had told Mrs. Weasley about the toffees. + +The room at the top of the house where Ron slept +looked much as it had the last time that Harry had +come to stay: the same posters of Ron’s favorite +Quidditch team, the Chudley Cannons, were whirling +and waving on the walls and sloping ceiling, and the +fish tank on the windowsill, which had previously +held frog spawn, now contained one extremely large +frog. Ron’s old rat, Scabbers, was here no more, but +instead there was the tiny gray owl that had delivered +Ron’s letter to Harry in Privet Drive. It was hopping +up and down in a small cage and twittering madly. + +“Shut up, Pig,” said Ron, edging his way between two +of the four beds that had been squeezed into the +room. “Fred and George are in here with us, because +Bill and Charlie are in their room,” he told Harry. +“Percy gets to keep his room all to himself because +he’s got to work.” + +“Er — why are you calling that owl Pig?” Harry asked +Ron. + +“Because he’s being stupid,” said Ginny. “Its proper +name is Pigwidgeon.” + +“Yeah, and that’s not a stupid name at all,” said Ron +sarcastically. “Ginny named him,” he explained to +Harry. “She reckons it’s sweet. And I tried to change +it, but it was too late, he won’t answer to anything +else. So now he’s Pig. I’ve got to keep him up here +because he annoys Errol and Hermes. He annoys me +too, come to that.” + +Pigwidgeon zoomed happily around his cage, hooting +shrilly. Harry knew Ron too well to take him + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +seriously. He had moaned continually about his old +rat, Scabbers, but had been most upset when +Hermione’s cat, Crookshanks, appeared to have eaten +him. + +“Where’s Crookshanks?” Harry asked Hermione now. + +“Out in the garden, I expect,” she said. “He likes +chasing gnomes. He’s never seen any before.” + +“Percy’s enjoying work, then?” said Harry, sitting +down on one of the beds and watching the Chudley +Cannons zooming in and out of the posters on the +ceiling. + +“Enjoying it?” said Ron darkly. “I don’t reckon he’d +come home if Dad didn’t make him. He’s obsessed. +Just don’t get him onto the subject of his boss. +According to Mr. Crouch ... as I was saying to Mr. +Crouch . . . Mr. Crouch is of the opinion . . . Mr. Crouch +was telling me ... They 11 be announcing their +engagement any day now.” + +“Have you had a good summer, Harry?” said +Hermione. “Did you get our food parcels and +everything?” + +“Yeah, thanks a lot,” said Harry. “They saved my life, +those cakes.” + +“And have you heard from — ?” Ron began, but at a +look from Hermione he fell silent. Harry knew Ron +had been about to ask about Sirius. Ron and +Hermione had been so deeply involved in helping +Sirius escape from the Ministry of Magic that they +were almost as concerned about Harry’s godfather as +he was. However, discussing him in front of Ginny +was a bad idea. Nobody but themselves and Professor + + + +Page | 63 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore knew about how Sirius had escaped, or +believed in his innocence. + +“I think they’ve stopped arguing,” said Hermione, to +cover the awkward moment, because Ginny was +looking curiously from Ron to Harry. “Shall we go +down and help your mum with dinner?” + +“Yeah, all right,” said Ron. The four of them left Ron’s +room and went back downstairs to find Mrs. Weasley +alone in the kitchen, looking extremely bad-tempered. + +“We’re eating out in the garden,” she said when they +came in. “There’s just not room for eleven people in +here. Could you take the plates outside, girls? Bill +and Charlie are setting up the tables. Knives and +forks, please, you two,” she said to Ron and Harry, +pointing her wand a little more vigorously than she +had intended at a pile of potatoes in the sink, which +shot out of their skins so fast that they ricocheted off +the walls and ceiling. + +“Oh for heaven’s sake,” she snapped, now directing +her wand at a dustpan, which hopped off the +sideboard and started skating across the floor, +scooping up the potatoes. “Those two!” she burst out +savagely, now pulling pots and pans out of a +cupboard, and Harry knew she meant Fred and +George. “I don’t know what’s going to happen to them, +I really don’t. No ambition, unless you count making +as much trouble as they possibly can. ...” + +Mrs. Weasley slammed a large copper saucepan down +on the kitchen table and began to wave her wand +around inside it. A creamy sauce poured from the +wand tip as she stirred. + +“It’s not as though they haven’t got brains,” she +continued irritably, taking the saucepan over to the + +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stove and lighting it with a further poke of her wand, +“but they’re wasting them, and unless they pull +themselves together soon, they’ll be in real trouble. +I’ve had more owls from Hogwarts about them than +the rest put together. If they carry on the way they’re +going, they’ll end up in front of the Improper Use of +Magic Office.” + +Mrs. Weasley jabbed her wand at the cutlery drawer, +which shot open. Harry and Ron both jumped out of +the way as several knives soared out of it, flew across +the kitchen, and began chopping the potatoes, which +had just been tipped back into the sink by the +dustpan. + +“I don’t know where we went wrong with them,” said +Mrs. Weasley, putting down her wand and starting to +pull out still more saucepans. “It’s been the same for +years, one thing after another, and they won’t listen +to — OH NOT AGAIN.” + +She had picked up her wand from the table, and it +had emitted a loud squeak and turned into a giant +rubber mouse. + +“One of their fake wands again!” she shouted. “How +many times have I told them not to leave them lying +around?” + +She grabbed her real wand and turned around to find +that the sauce on the stove was smoking. + +“C’mon,” Ron said hurriedly to Harry, seizing a +handful of cutlery from the open drawer, “let’s go and +help Bill and Charlie.” + +They left Mrs. Weasley and headed out the back door +into the yard. + + + +Page | 65 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They had only gone a few paces when Hermione’s +bandy-legged ginger cat, Crookshanks, came pelting +out of the garden, bottle-brush tail held high in the +air, chasing what looked like a muddy potato on legs. +Harry recognized it instantly as a gnome. Barely ten +inches high, its horny little feet pattered very fast as it +sprinted across the yard and dived headlong into one +of the Wellington boots that lay scattered around the +door. Harry could hear the gnome giggling madly as +Crookshanks inserted a paw into the boot, trying to +reach it. Meanwhile, a very loud crashing noise was +coming from the other side of the house. The source +of the commotion was revealed as they entered the +garden, and saw that Bill and Charlie both had their +wands out, and were making two battered old tables +fly high above the lawn, smashing into each other, +each attempting to knock the other’s out of the air. +Fred and George were cheering, Ginny was laughing, +and Hermione was hovering near the hedge, +apparently torn between amusement and anxiety. + +Bill’s table caught Charlie’s with a huge bang and +knocked one of its legs off. There was a clatter from +overhead, and they all looked up to see Percy’s head +poking out of a window on the second floor. + +“Will you keep it down?!” he bellowed. + +“Sorry, Perce,” said Bill, grinning. “How’re the +cauldron bottoms coming on?” + +“Very badly,” said Percy peevishly, and he slammed +the window shut. Chuckling, Bill and Charlie directed +the tables safely onto the grass, end to end, and then, +with a flick of his wand, Bill reattached the table leg +and conjured tablecloths from nowhere. + +By seven o’clock, the two tables were groaning under +dishes and dishes of Mrs. Weasley’s excellent cooking, + +Page | 66 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and the nine Weasleys, Harry, and Hermione were +settling themselves down to eat beneath a clear, deep- +blue sky. To somebody who had been living on meals +of increasingly stale cake all summer, this was +paradise, and at first, Harry listened rather than +talked as he helped himself to chicken and ham pie, +boiled potatoes, and salad. + +At the far end of the table, Percy was telling his father +all about his report on cauldron bottoms. + +“I’ve told Mr. Crouch that I’ll have it ready by +Tuesday,” Percy was saying pompously. “That’s a bit +sooner than he expected it, but I like to keep on top of +things. I think he’ll be grateful I’ve done it in good +time, I mean, it’s extremely busy in our department +just now, what with all the arrangements for the +World Cup. We’re just not getting the support we +need from the Department of Magical Games and +Sports. Ludo Bagman — ” + +“I like Ludo,” said Mr. Weasley mildly. “He was the +one who got us such good tickets for the Cup. I did +him a bit of a favor: His brother, Otto, got into a spot +of trouble — a lawnmower with unnatural powers — I +smoothed the whole thing over.” + +“Oh Bagman’s likable enough, of course,” said Percy +dismissively, “but how he ever got to be Head of +Department ... when I compare him to Mr. Crouch! I +can’t see Mr. Crouch losing a member of our +department and not trying to find out what’s +happened to them. You realize Bertha Jorkins has +been missing for over a month now? Went on holiday +to Albania and never came back?” + +“Yes, I was asking Ludo about that,” said Mr. + +Weasley, frowning. “He says Bertha’s gotten lost + + + +Page | 67 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +plenty of times before now — though I must say, if it +was someone in my department, I’d be worried. ...” + +“Oh Bertha’s hopeless, all right,” said Percy. “I hear +she’s been shunted from department to department +for years, much more trouble than she’s worth ... but +all the same, Bagman ought to be trying to find her. +Mr. Crouch has been taking a personal interest, she +worked in our department at one time, you know, and +I think Mr. Crouch was quite fond of her — but +Bagman just keeps laughing and saying she probably +misread the map and ended up in Australia instead of +Albania. However” — Percy heaved an impressive sigh +and took a deep swig of elderflower wine — “we’ve got +quite enough on our plates at the Department of +International Magical Cooperation without trying to +find members of other departments too. As you know, +we’ve got another big event to organize right after the +World Cup.” + +Percy cleared his throat significantly and looked down +toward the end of the table where Harry, Ron, and +Hermione were sitting. “ You know the one I’m talking +about, Father.” He raised his voice slightly. “The top- +secret one.” + +Ron rolled his eyes and muttered to Harry and +Hermione, “He’s been trying to get us to ask what that +event is ever since he started work. Probably an +exhibition of thick-bottomed cauldrons.” + +In the middle of the table, Mrs. Weasley was arguing +with Bill about his earring, which seemed to be a +recent acquisition. + +“... with a horrible great fang on it. Really, Bill, what +do they say at the bank?” + + + +Page | 68 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mum, no one at the bank gives a damn how I dress +as long as I bring home plenty of treasure,” said Bill +patiently. + +“And your hair’s getting silly, dear,” said Mrs. + +Weasley, fingering her wand lovingly. “I wish you’d let +me give it a trim. ...” + +“I like it,” said Ginny, who was sitting beside Bill. +“You’re so old-fashioned, Mum. Anyway, it’s nowhere +near as long as Professor Dumbledore’s. ...” + +Next to Mrs. Weasley, Fred, George, and Charlie were +all talking spiritedly about the World Cup. + +“It’s got to be Ireland,” said Charlie thickly, through a +mouthful of potato. “They flattened Peru in the +semifinals.” + +“Bulgaria has got Viktor Krum, though,” said Fred. + +“Krum’s one decent player, Ireland has got seven,” +said Charlie shortly. “I wish England had got through. +That was embarrassing, that was.” + +“What happened?” said Harry eagerly, regretting more +than ever his isolation from the wizarding world when +he was stuck on Privet Drive. + +“Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and +ninety to ten,” said Charlie gloomily. “Shocking +performance. And Wales lost to Uganda, and Scotland +was slaughtered by Luxembourg.” + +Harry had been on the Gryffindor House Quidditch +team ever since his first year at Hogwarts and owned +one of the best racing brooms in the world, a Firebolt. +Flying came more naturally to Harry than anything + + + +Page | 69 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +else in the magical world, and he played in the +position of Seeker on the Gryffindor House team. + +Mr. Weasley conjured up candles to light the +darkening garden before they had their homemade +strawberry ice cream, and by the time they had +finished, moths were fluttering low over the table, and +the warm air was perfumed with the smells of grass +and honeysuckle. Harry was feeling extremely well fed +and at peace with the world as he watched several +gnomes sprinting through the rosebushes, laughing +madly and closely pursued by Crookshanks. + +Ron looked carefully up the table to check that the +rest of the family were all busy talking, then he said +very quietly to Harry, “So — have you heard from +Sirius lately?” + +Hermione looked around, listening closely. + +“Yeah,” said Harry softly, “twice. He sounds okay. I +wrote to him yesterday. He might write back while I’m +here.” + +He suddenly remembered the reason he had written +to Sirius, and for a moment was on the verge of telling +Ron and Hermione about his scar hurting again, and +about the dream that had awoken him . . . but he +really didn’t want to worry them just now, not when +he himself was feeling so happy and peaceful. + +“Look at the time,” Mrs. Weasley said suddenly, +checking her wristwatch. “You really should be in +bed, the whole lot of you — you’ll be up at the crack +of dawn to get to the Cup. Harry, if you leave your +school list out, I’ll get your things for you tomorrow in +Diagon Alley. I’m getting everyone else’s. There might +not be time after the World Cup, the match went on +for five days last time.” + +Page | 70 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wow — hope it does this time!” said Harry +enthusiastically. + +“Well, I certainly don’t,” said Percy sanctimoniously. “I +shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would +be if I was away from work for five days.” + +“Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, +eh, Perce?” said Fred. + +“That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!” said +Percy, going very red in the face. “It was nothing +personall” + +“It was,” Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from +the table. “We sent it.” + + + +Page | 71 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +THE PORTKEY + +Harry felt as though he had barely lain down to sleep +in Ron’s room when he was being shaken awake by +Mrs. Weasley. + +“Time to go, Harry, dear,” she whispered, moving +away to wake Ron. + +Harry felt around for his glasses, put them on, and +sat up. It was still dark outside. Ron muttered +indistinctly as his mother roused him. At the foot of +Harry’s mattress he saw two large, disheveled shapes +emerging from tangles of blankets. + +“ ’S’ time already?” said Fred groggily. + +They dressed in silence, too sleepy to talk, then, +yawning and stretching, the four of them headed +downstairs into the kitchen. + +Mrs. Weasley was stirring the contents of a large pot +on the stove, while Mr. Weasley was sitting at the +table, checking a sheaf of large parchment tickets. He + +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +looked up as the boys entered and spread his arms so +that they could see his clothes more clearly. He was +wearing what appeared to be a golfing sweater and a +very old pair of jeans, slightly too big for him and held +up with a thick leather belt. + +“What d’you think?” he asked anxiously. “We’re +supposed to go incognito — do I look like a Muggle, +Harry?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, smiling, “very good.” + +“Where ’re Bill and Charlie and Per-Per-Percy?” said +George, failing to stifle a huge yawn. + +“Well, they’re Apparating, aren’t they?” said Mrs. +Weasley, heaving the large pot over to the table and +starting to ladle porridge into bowls. “So they can +have a bit of a lie-in.” + +Harry knew that Apparating meant disappearing from +one place and reappearing almost instantly in +another, but had never known any Hogwarts student +to do it, and understood that it was very difficult. + +“So they’re still in bed?” said Fred grumpily, pulling +his bowl of porridge toward him. “Why can’t we +Apparate too?” + +“Because you’re not of age and you haven’t passed +your test,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “And where have +those girls got to?” + +She bustled out of the kitchen and they heard her +climbing the stairs. + +“You have to pass a test to Apparate?” Harry asked. + + + +Page | 73 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yes,” said Mr. Weasley, tucking the tickets safely +into the back pocket of his jeans. “The Department of +Magical Transportation had to fine a couple of people +the other day for Apparating without a license. It’s not +easy, Apparition, and when it’s not done properly it +can lead to nasty complications. This pair I’m talking +about went and splinched themselves.” + +Everyone around the table except Harry winced. + +“Er — splinched?” said Harry. + +“They left half of themselves behind,” said Mr. + +Weasley, now spooning large amounts of treacle onto +his porridge. “So, of course, they were stuck. Couldn’t +move either way. Had to wait for the Accidental Magic +Reversal Squad to sort them out. Meant a fair old bit +of paperwork, I can tell you, what with the Muggles +who spotted the body parts they’d left behind. ...” + +Harry had a sudden vision of a pair of legs and an +eyeball lying abandoned on the pavement of Privet +Drive. + +“Were they okay?” he asked, startled. + +“Oh yes,” said Mr. Weasley matter-of-factly. “But they +got a heavy fine, and I don’t think they’ll be trying it +again in a hurry. You don’t mess around with +Apparition. There are plenty of adult wizards who +don’t bother with it. Prefer brooms — slower, but +safer.” + +“But Bill and Charlie and Percy can all do it?” + +“Charlie had to take the test twice,” said Fred, +grinning. “He failed the first time, Apparated five +miles south of where he meant to, right on top of +some poor old dear doing her shopping, remember?” + +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, well, he passed the second time,” said Mrs. +Weasley, marching back into the kitchen amid hearty +sniggers. + +“Percy only passed two weeks ago,” said George. “He’s +been Apparating downstairs every morning since, just +to prove he can.” + +There were footsteps down the passageway and +Hermione and Ginny came into the kitchen, both +looking pale and drowsy. + +“Why do we have to be up so early?” Ginny said, +rubbing her eyes and sitting down at the table. + +“We’ve got a bit of a walk,” said Mr. Weasley. + +“Walk?” said Harry. “What, are we walking to the +World Cup?” + +“No, no, that’s miles away,” said Mr. Weasley, smiling. +“We only need to walk a short way. It’s just that it’s +very difficult for a large number of wizards to +congregate without attracting Muggle attention. We +have to be very careful about how we travel at the +best of times, and on a huge occasion like the +Quidditch World Cup — ” + +“George!” said Mrs. Weasley sharply, and they all +jumped. + +“What?” said George, in an innocent tone that +deceived nobody. + +“What is that in your pocket?” + +“Nothing!” + +“Don’t you lie to me!” + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley pointed her wand at George’s pocket +and said, “Acciol” + +Several small, brightly colored objects zoomed out of +George’s pocket; he made a grab for them but missed, +and they sped right into Mrs. Weasley ’s outstretched +hand. + +“We told you to destroy them!” said Mrs. Weasley +furiously, holding up what were unmistakably more +Ton-Tongue Toffees. “We told you to get rid of the lot! +Empty your pockets, go on, both of you!” + +It was an unpleasant scene; the twins had evidently +been trying to smuggle as many toffees out of the +house as possible, and it was only by using her +Summoning Charm that Mrs. Weasley managed to +find them all. + +“Acciol Acciol Acciol” she shouted, and toffees zoomed +from all sorts of unlikely places, including the lining +of George’s jacket and the turn-ups of Fred’s jeans. + +“We spent six months developing those!” Fred +shouted at his mother as she threw the toffees away. + +“Oh a fine way to spend six months!” she shrieked. + +“No wonder you didn’t get more O.W.L.s!” + +All in all, the atmosphere was not very friendly as +they took their departure. Mrs. Weasley was still +glowering as she kissed Mr. Weasley on the cheek, +though not nearly as much as the twins, who had +each hoisted their rucksacks onto their backs and +walked out without a word to her. + +“Well, have a lovely time,” said Mrs. Weasley, “and +behave yourselves,” she called after the twins’ +retreating backs, but they did not look back or + +Page | 76 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +answer. “I’ll send Bill, Charlie, and Percy along +around midday,” Mrs. Weasley said to Mr. Weasley, as +he, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny set off across +the dark yard after Fred and George. + +It was chilly and the moon was still out. Only a dull, +greenish tinge along the horizon to their right showed +that daybreak was drawing closer. Harry, having been +thinking about thousands of wizards speeding toward +the Quidditch World Cup, sped up to walk with Mr. +Weasley. + +“So how does everyone get there without all the +Muggles noticing?” he asked. + +“It’s been a massive organizational problem,” sighed +Mr. Weasley. “The trouble is, about a hundred +thousand wizards turn up at the World Cup, and of +course, we just haven’t got a magical site big enough +to accommodate them all. There are places Muggles +can’t penetrate, but imagine trying to pack a hundred +thousand wizards into Diagon Alley or platform nine +and three-quarters. So we had to find a nice deserted +moor, and set up as many anti-Muggle precautions as +possible. The whole Ministry’s been working on it for +months. First, of course, we have to stagger the +arrivals. People with cheaper tickets have to arrive +two weeks beforehand. A limited number use Muggle +transport, but we can’t have too many clogging up +their buses and trains — remember, wizards are +coming from all over the world. Some Apparate, of +course, but we have to set up safe points for them to +appear, well away from Muggles. I believe there’s a +handy wood they’re using as the Apparition point. For +those who don’t want to Apparate, or can’t, we use +Portkeys. They’re objects that are used to transport +wizards from one spot to another at a prearranged +time. You can do large groups at a time if you need to. +There have been two hundred Portkeys placed at +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +strategic points around Britain, and the nearest one +to us is up at the top of Stoatshead Hill, so that’s +where we’re headed.” + +Mr. Weasley pointed ahead of them, where a large +black mass rose beyond the village of Ottery St. +Catchpole. + +“What sort of objects are Portkeys?” said Harry +curiously. + +“Well, they can be anything,” said Mr. Weasley. +“Unobtrusive things, obviously, so Muggles don’t go +picking them up and playing with them . . . stuff they’ll +just think is litter. ...” + +They trudged down the dark, dank lane toward the +village, the silence broken only by their footsteps. The +sky lightened very slowly as they made their way +through the village, its inky blackness diluting to +deepest blue. Harry’s hands and feet were freezing. + +Mr. Weasley kept checking his watch. + +They didn’t have breath to spare for talking as they +began to climb Stoatshead Hill, stumbling +occasionally in hidden rabbit holes, slipping on thick +black tuffets of grass. Each breath Harry took was +sharp in his chest and his legs were starting to seize +up when, at last, his feet found level ground. + +“Whew,” panted Mr. Weasley, taking off his glasses +and wiping them on his sweater. “Well, we’ve made +good time — we’ve got ten minutes. ...” + +Hermione came over the crest of the hill last, +clutching a stitch in her side. + + + +Page | 78 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now we just need the Portkey,” said Mr. Weasley, +replacing his glasses and squinting around at the +ground. “It won’t be big. ... Come on ...” + +They spread out, searching. They had only been at it +for a couple of minutes, however, when a shout rent +the still air. + +“Over here, Arthur! Over here, son, we’ve got it!” + +Two tall figures were silhouetted against the starry +sky on the other side of the hilltop. + +“Amos!” said Mr. Weasley, smiling as he strode over to +the man who had shouted. The rest of them followed. + +Mr. Weasley was shaking hands with a ruddy-faced +wizard with a scrubby brown beard, who was holding +a moldy-looking old boot in his other hand. + +“This is Amos Diggory, everyone,” said Mr. Weasley. +“He works for the Department for the Regulation and +Control of Magical Creatures. And I think you know +his son, Cedric?” + +Cedric Diggory was an extremely handsome boy of +around seventeen. He was Captain and Seeker of the +Hufflepuff House Quidditch team at Hogwarts. + +“Hi,” said Cedric, looking around at them all. + +Everybody said hi back except Fred and George, who +merely nodded. They had never quite forgiven Cedric +for beating their team, Gryffindor, in the first +Quidditch match of the previous year. + +“Long walk, Arthur?” Cedric’s father asked. + + + +Page | 79 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not too bad,” said Mr. Weasley. “We live just on the +other side of the village there. You?” + +“Had to get up at two, didn’t we, Ced? I tell you, I’ll be +glad when he’s got his Apparition test. Still ... not +complaining ... Quidditch World Cup, wouldn’t miss it +for a sackful of Galleons — and the tickets cost about +that. Mind you, looks like I got off easy. ...” Amos +Diggory peered good-naturedly around at the three +Weasley boys, Harry, Hermione, and Ginny. “All these +yours, Arthur?” + +“Oh no, only the redheads,” said Mr. Weasley, +pointing out his children. “This is Hermione, friend of +Ron’s — and Harry, another friend — ” + +“Merlin’s beard,” said Amos Diggory, his eyes +widening. “Harry? Harry Potter?” + +“Er — yeah,” said Harry. + +Harry was used to people looking curiously at him +when they met him, used to the way their eyes moved +at once to the lightning scar on his forehead, but it +always made him feel uncomfortable. + +“Ced’s talked about you, of course,” said Amos +Diggory. “Told us all about playing against you last +year. ... I said to him, I said — Ced, that’ll be +something to tell your grandchildren, that will. ... You +beat Harry Potterl” + +Harry couldn’t think of any reply to this, so he +remained silent. Fred and George were both scowling +again. Cedric looked slightly embarrassed. + +“Harry fell off his broom, Dad,” he muttered. “I told +you ... it was an accident. ...” + + + +Page | 80 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, but you didn’t fall off, did you?” roared Amos +genially, slapping his son on his back. “Always +modest, our Ced, always the gentleman ... but the +best man won, I’m sure Harry’d say the same, +wouldn’t you, eh? One falls off his broom, one stays +on, you don’t need to be a genius to tell which one’s +the better flier!” + +“Must be nearly time,” said Mr. Weasley quickly, +pulling out his watch again. “Do you know whether +we’re waiting for any more, Amos?” + +“No, the Lovegoods have been there for a week already +and the Fawcetts couldn’t get tickets,” said Mr. +Diggory. “There aren’t any more of us in this area, are +there?” + +“Not that I know of,” said Mr. Weasley. “Yes, it’s a +minute off. ... We’d better get ready. ...” + +He looked around at Harry and Hermione. + +“You just need to touch the Portkey, that’s all, a +finger will do — ” + +With difficulty, owing to their bulky backpacks, the +nine of them crowded around the old boot held out by +Amos Diggory. + +They all stood there, in a tight circle, as a chill breeze +swept over the hilltop. Nobody spoke. It suddenly +occurred to Harry how odd this would look if a +Muggle were to walk up here now ... nine people, two +of them grown men, clutching this manky old boot in +the semidarkness, waiting. ... + +“Three ...” muttered Mr. Weasley, one eye still on his +watch, “two ... one ...” + + + +Page | 81 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It happened immediately: Harry felt as though a hook +just behind his navel had been suddenly jerked +irresistibly forward. His feet left the ground; he could +feel Ron and Hermione on either side of him, their +shoulders banging into his; they were all speeding +forward in a howl of wind and swirling color; his +forefinger was stuck to the boot as though it was +pulling him magnetically onward and then — + +His feet slammed into the ground; Ron staggered into +him and he fell over; the Portkey hit the ground near +his head with a heavy thud. + +Harry looked up. Mr. Weasley, Mr. Diggory, and +Cedric were still standing, though looking very +windswept; everybody else was on the ground. + +“Seven past five from Stoatshead Hill,” said a voice. + + + +Page | 82 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +BAGMAN AND CROUCH + +Harry disentangled himself from Ron and got to his +feet. They had arrived on what appeared to be a +deserted stretch of misty moor. In front of them was a +pair of tired and grumpy-looking wizards, one of +whom was holding a large gold watch, the other a +thick roll of parchment and a quill. Both were dressed +as Muggles, though very inexpertly: The man with the +watch wore a tweed suit with thigh-length galoshes; +his colleague, a kilt and a poncho. + +“Morning, Basil,” said Mr. Weasley, picking up the +boot and handing it to the kilted wizard, who threw it +into a large box of used Portkeys beside him; Harry +could see an old newspaper, an empty drinks can, +and a punctured football. + +“Hello there, Arthur,” said Basil wearily. “Not on duty, +eh? It’s all right for some. ... We’ve been here all +night. ... You’d better get out of the way, we’ve got a +big party coming in from the Black Forest at five- +fifteen. Hang on, I’ll find your campsite. ... Weasley ... +Weasley ...” He consulted his parchment list. “About a +Page | 83 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +quarter of a mile’s walk over there, first field you +come to. Site manager’s called Mr. Roberts. Diggory ... +second field ... ask for Mr. Payne.” + +“Thanks, Basil,” said Mr. Weasley, and he beckoned +everyone to follow him. + +They set off across the deserted moor, unable to make +out much through the mist. After about twenty +minutes, a small stone cottage next to a gate swam +into view. Beyond it, Harry could just make out the +ghostly shapes of hundreds and hundreds of tents, +rising up the gentle slope of a large field toward a +dark wood on the horizon. They said good-bye to the +Diggorys and approached the cottage door. + +A man was standing in the doorway, looking out at +the tents. Harry knew at a glance that this was the +only real Muggle for several acres. When he heard +their footsteps, he turned his head to look at them. + +“Morning!” said Mr. Weasley brightly. + +“Morning,” said the Muggle. + +“Would you be Mr. Roberts?” + +“Aye, I would,” said Mr. Roberts. “And who’re you?” + +“Weasley — two tents, booked a couple of days ago?” + +“Aye,” said Mr. Roberts, consulting a list tacked to the +door. “You’ve got a space up by the wood there. Just +the one night?” + +“That’s it,” said Mr. Weasley. + +“You’ll be paying now, then?” said Mr. Roberts. + + + +Page | 84 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah — right — certainly — ” said Mr. Weasley. He +retreated a short distance from the cottage and +beckoned Harry toward him. “Help me, Harry,” he +muttered, pulling a roll of Muggle money from his +pocket and starting to peel the notes apart. “This +one’s a — a — a ten? Ah yes, I see the little number +on it now. ... So this is a five?” + +“A twenty,” Harry corrected him in an undertone, +uncomfortably aware of Mr. Roberts trying to catch +every word. + +“Ah yes, so it is. ... I don’t know, these little bits of +paper ...” + +“You foreign?” said Mr. Roberts as Mr. Weasley +returned with the correct notes. + +“Foreign?” repeated Mr. Weasley, puzzled. + +“You’re not the first one who’s had trouble with +money,” said Mr. Roberts, scrutinizing Mr. Weasley +closely. “I had two try and pay me with great gold +coins the size of hubcaps ten minutes ago.” + +“Did you really?” said Mr. Weasley nervously. + +Mr. Roberts rummaged around in a tin for some +change. + +“Never been this crowded,” he said suddenly, looking +out over the misty field again. “Hundreds of pre- +bookings. People usually just turn up. ...” + +“Is that right?” said Mr. Weasley, his hand held out +for his change, but Mr. Roberts didn’t give it to him. + +“Aye,” he said thoughtfully. “People from all over. +Loads of foreigners. And not just foreigners. Weirdos, + +Page | 85 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you know? There’s a bloke walking ’round in a kilt +and a poncho.” + +“Shouldn’t he?” said Mr. Weasley anxiously. + +“It’s like some sort of ... I dunno ... like some sort of +rally,” said Mr. Roberts. “They all seem to know each +other. Like a big party.” + +At that moment, a wizard in plus-fours appeared out +of thin air next to Mr. Roberts’s front door. + +“Obliviate\” he said sharply, pointing his wand at Mr. +Roberts. + +Instantly, Mr. Roberts’s eyes slid out of focus, his +brows unknitted, and a look of dreamy unconcern fell +over his face. Harry recognized the symptoms of one +who had just had his memory modified. + +“A map of the campsite for you,” Mr. Roberts said +placidly to Mr. Weasley. “And your change.” + +“Thanks very much,” said Mr. Weasley. + +The wizard in plus-fours accompanied them toward +the gate to the campsite. He looked exhausted: His +chin was blue with stubble and there were deep +purple shadows under his eyes. Once out of earshot +of Mr. Roberts, he muttered to Mr. Weasley, “Been +having a lot of trouble with him. Needs a Memory +Charm ten times a day to keep him happy. And Ludo +Bagman’s not helping. Trotting around talking about +Bludgers and Quaffles at the top of his voice, not a +worry about anti-Muggle security. Blimey, I’ll be glad +when this is over. See you later, Arthur.” + +He Disapparated. + + + +Page | 86 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I thought Mr. Bagman was Head of Magical Games +and Sports,” said Ginny, looking surprised. “He +should know better than to talk about Bludgers near +Muggles, shouldn’t he?” + +“He should,” said Mr. Weasley, smiling, and leading +them through the gates into the campsite, “but Ludo’s +always been a bit ... well ... lax about security. You +couldn’t wish for a more enthusiastic head of the +sports department though. He played Quidditch for +England himself, you know. And he was the best +Beater the Wimbourne Wasps ever had.” + +They trudged up the misty field between long rows of +tents. Most looked almost ordinary; their owners had +clearly tried to make them as Muggle-like as possible, +but had slipped up by adding chimneys, or bellpulls, +or weather vanes. However, here and there was a tent +so obviously magical that Harry could hardly be +surprised that Mr. Roberts was getting suspicious. +Halfway up the field stood an extravagant confection +of striped silk like a miniature palace, with several +live peacocks tethered at the entrance. A little farther +on they passed a tent that had three floors and +several turrets; and a short way beyond that was a +tent that had a front garden attached, complete with +birdbath, sundial, and fountain. + +“Always the same,” said Mr. Weasley, smiling. “We +can’t resist showing off when we get together. Ah, +here we are, look, this is us.” + +They had reached the very edge of the wood at the top +of the field, and here was an empty space, with a +small sign hammered into the ground that read +WEEZLY. + +“Couldn’t have a better spot!” said Mr. Weasley +happily. “The field is just on the other side of the + +Page | 87 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wood there, we’re as close as we could be.” He hoisted +his backpack from his shoulders. “Right,” he said +excitedly, “no magic allowed, strictly speaking, not +when we’re out in these numbers on Muggle land. +We’ll be putting these tents up by hand! Shouldn’t be +too difficult. ... Muggles do it all the time. ... Here, +Harry, where do you reckon we should start?” + +Harry had never been camping in his life; the +Dursleys had never taken him on any kind of holiday, +preferring to leave him with Mrs. Figg, an old +neighbor. However, he and Hermione worked out +where most of the poles and pegs should go, and +though Mr. Weasley was more of a hindrance than a +help, because he got thoroughly overexcited when it +came to using the mallet, they finally managed to +erect a pair of shabby two-man tents. + +All of them stood back to admire their handiwork. +Nobody looking at these tents would guess they +belonged to wizards, Harry thought, but the trouble +was that once Bill, Charlie, and Percy arrived, they +would be a party of ten. Hermione seemed to have +spotted this problem too; she gave Harry a quizzical +look as Mr. Weasley dropped to his hands and knees +and entered the first tent. + +“Well be a bit cramped,” he called, “but I think we’ll +all squeeze in. Come and have a look.” + +Harry bent down, ducked under the tent flap, and felt +his jaw drop. He had walked into what looked like an +old-fashioned, three-room flat, complete with +bathroom and kitchen. Oddly enough, it was +furnished in exactly the same sort of style as Mrs. +Figg’s house: There were crocheted covers on the +mismatched chairs and a strong smell of cats. + + + +Page | 88 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, it’s not for long,” said Mr. Weasley, mopping his +bald patch with a handkerchief and peering in at the +four bunk beds that stood in the bedroom. “I +borrowed this from Perkins at the office. Doesn’t +camp much anymore, poor fellow, he’s got lumbago.” + +He picked up the dusty kettle and peered inside it. +“Well need water. ...” + +“There’s a tap marked on this map the Muggle gave +us,” said Ron, who had followed Harry inside the tent +and seemed completely unimpressed by its +extraordinary inner proportions. “It’s on the other +side of the field.” + +“Well, why don’t you, Harry, and Hermione go and get +us some water then” — Mr. Weasley handed over the +kettle and a couple of saucepans — “and the rest of +us will get some wood for a fire?” + +“But we’ve got an oven,” said Ron. “Why can’t we just + + + +“Ron, anti-Muggle security!” said Mr. Weasley, his +face shining with anticipation. “When real Muggles +camp, they cook on fires outdoors. I’ve seen them at + + + +it! + + + + + + +After a quick tour of the girls’ tent, which was slightly +smaller than the boys’, though without the smell of +cats, Harry, Ron, and Hermione set off across the +campsite with the kettle and saucepans. + +Now, with the sun newly risen and the mist lifting, +they could see the city of tents that stretched in every +direction. They made their way slowly through the +rows, staring eagerly around. It was only just +dawning on Harry how many witches and wizards + + + +Page | 89 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +there must be in the world; he had never really +thought much about those in other countries. + +Their fellow campers were starting to wake up. First +to stir were the families with small children; Harry +had never seen witches and wizards this young +before. A tiny boy no older than two was crouched +outside a large pyramid-shaped tent, holding a wand +and poking happily at a slug in the grass, which was +swelling slowly to the size of a salami. As they drew +level with him, his mother came hurrying out of the +tent. + +“ How ma.ny times, Kevin? You don’t — touch — +Daddy’s — wand — yecchh!” + +She had trodden on the giant slug, which burst. Her +scolding carried after them on the still air, mingling +with the little boy’s yells — “You bust slug! You bust +slug!” + +A short way farther on, they saw two little witches, +barely older than Kevin, who were riding toy +broomsticks that rose only high enough for the girls’ +toes to skim the dewy grass. A Ministry wizard had +already spotted them; as he hurried past Harry, Ron, +and Hermione he muttered distractedly, “In broad +daylight! Parents having a lie-in, I suppose — ” + +Here and there adult wizards and witches were +emerging from their tents and starting to cook +breakfast. Some, with furtive looks around them, +conjured fires with their wands; others were striking +matches with dubious looks on their faces, as though +sure this couldn’t work. Three African wizards sat in +serious conversation, all of them wearing long white +robes and roasting what looked like a rabbit on a +bright purple fire, while a group of middle-aged +American witches sat gossiping happily beneath a +Page | 90 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spangled banner stretched between their tents that +read: THE SALEM WITCHES’ INSTITUTE. Harry +caught snatches of conversation in strange languages +from the inside of tents they passed, and though he +couldn’t understand a word, the tone of every single +voice was excited. + +“Er — is it my eyes, or has everything gone green?” +said Ron. + +It wasn’t just Ron’s eyes. They had walked into a +patch of tents that were all covered with a thick +growth of shamrocks, so that it looked as though +small, oddly shaped hillocks had sprouted out of the +earth. Grinning faces could be seen under those that +had their flaps open. Then, from behind them, they +heard their names. + +“Harry! Ron! Hermione!” + +It was Seamus Finnigan, their fellow Gryffindor fourth +year. He was sitting in front of his own shamrock- +covered tent, with a sandy-haired woman who had to +be his mother, and his best friend, Dean Thomas, +also of Gryffindor. + +“Like the decorations?” said Seamus, grinning. “The +Ministry’s not too happy.” + +“Ah, why shouldn’t we show our colors?” said Mrs. +Finnigan. “You should see what the Bulgarians have +got dangling all over their tents. You’ll be supporting +Ireland, of course?” she added, eyeing Harry, Ron, +and Hermione beadily. When they had assured her +that they were indeed supporting Ireland, they set off +again, though, as Ron said, “Like we’d say anything +else surrounded by that lot.” + + + +Page | 91 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I wonder what the Bulgarians have got dangling all +over their tents?” said Hermione. + +“Let’s go and have a look,” said Harry, pointing to a +large patch of tents upheld, where the Bulgarian flag +— white, green, and red — was fluttering in the +breeze. + +The tents here had not been bedecked with plant life, +but each and every one of them had the same poster +attached to it, a poster of a very surly face with heavy +black eyebrows. The picture was, of course, moving, +but all it did was blink and scowl. + +“Krum,” said Ron quietly. + +“What?” said Hermione. + +“Krum!” said Ron. “Viktor Krum, the Bulgarian +Seeker!” + +“He looks really grumpy,” said Hermione, looking +around at the many Krums blinking and scowling at +them. + +“ ‘Really grumpy’?” Ron raised his eyes to the +heavens. “Who cares what he looks like? He’s +unbelievable. He’s really young too. Only just eighteen +or something. He’s a genius, you wait until tonight, +you’ll see.” + +There was already a small queue for the tap in the +corner of the field. Harry, Ron, and Hermione joined +it, right behind a pair of men who were having a +heated argument. One of them was a very old wizard +who was wearing a long flowery nightgown. The other +was clearly a Ministry wizard; he was holding out a +pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with +exasperation. + +Page | 92 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Just put them on, Archie, there’s a good chap. You +can’t walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate’s +already getting suspicious — ” + +“I bought this in a Muggle shop,” said the old wizard +stubbornly. “Muggles wear them.” + +“Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they +wear these,” said the Ministry wizard, and he +brandished the pinstriped trousers. + +“I’m not putting them on,” said old Archie in +indignation. “I like a healthy breeze ’round my +privates, thanks.” + +Hermione was overcome with such a strong fit of the +giggles at this point that she had to duck out of the +queue and only returned when Archie had collected +his water and moved away. + +Walking more slowly now, because of the weight of +the water, they made their way back through the +campsite. Here and there, they saw more familiar +faces: other Hogwarts students with their families. +Oliver Wood, the old captain of Harry’s House +Quidditch team, who had just left Hogwarts, dragged +Harry over to his parents’ tent to introduce him, and +told him excitedly that he had just been signed to the +Puddlemere United reserve team. Next they were +hailed by Ernie Macmillan, a Hufflepuff fourth year, +and a little farther on they saw Cho Chang, a very +pretty girl who played Seeker on the Ravenclaw team. +She waved and smiled at Harry, who slopped quite a +lot of water down his front as he waved back. More to +stop Ron from smirking than anything, Harry +hurriedly pointed out a large group of teenagers +whom he had never seen before. + + + +Page | 93 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who d’you reckon they are?” he said. “They don’t go +to Hogwarts, do they?” + + + +“ ’Spect they go to some foreign school,” said Ron. “I +know there are others. Never met anyone who went to +one, though. Bill had a penfriend at a school in Brazil +. . . this was years and years ago . . . and he wanted to +go on an exchange trip but Mum and Dad couldn’t +afford it. His penfriend got all offended when he said +he wasn’t going and sent him a cursed hat. It made +his ears shrivel up.” + +Harry laughed but didn’t voice the amazement he felt +at hearing about other wizarding schools. He +supposed, now that he saw representatives of so +many nationalities in the campsite, that he had been +stupid never to realize that Hogwarts couldn’t be the +only one. He glanced at Hermione, who looked utterly +unsurprised by the information. No doubt she had +run across the news about other wizarding schools in +some book or other. + +“You’ve been ages,” said George when they finally got +back to the Weasleys’ tents. + +“Met a few people,” said Ron, setting the water down. +“You not got that fire started yet?” + +“Dad’s having fun with the matches,” said Fred. + +Mr. Weasley was having no success at all in lighting +the fire, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. Splintered +matches littered the ground around him, but he +looked as though he was having the time of his life. + +“Oops!” he said as he managed to light a match and +promptly dropped it in surprise. + + + +Page | 94 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come here, Mr. Weasley,” said Hermione kindly, +taking the box from him, and showing him how to do +it properly. + +At last they got the fire lit, though it was at least +another hour before it was hot enough to cook +anything. There was plenty to watch while they +waited, however. Their tent seemed to be pitched right +alongside a kind of thoroughfare to the field, and +Ministry members kept hurrying up and down it, +greeting Mr. Weasley cordially as they passed. Mr. +Weasley kept up a running commentary, mainly for +Harry’s and Hermione’s benefit; his own children +knew too much about the Ministry to be greatly +interested. + +“That was Cuthbert Mockridge, Head of the Goblin +Liaison Office. ... Here comes Gilbert Wimple; he’s +with the Committee on Experimental Charms; he’s +had those horns for awhile now. ... Hello, Arnie ... +Arnold Peasegood, he’s an Obliviator — member of the +Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, you know. ... and +that’s Bode and Croaker ... they’re Unspeakables. ...” + +“They’re what?” + +“From the Department of Mysteries, top secret, no +idea what they get up to. ...” + +At last, the fire was ready, and they had just started +cooking eggs and sausages when Bill, Charlie, and +Percy came strolling out of the woods toward them. + +“Just Apparated, Dad,” said Percy loudly. “Ah, +excellent, lunch!” + +They were halfway through their plates of eggs and +sausages when Mr. Weasley jumped to his feet, +waving and grinning at a man who was striding + +Page | 95 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +toward them. “Aha!” he said. “The man of the +moment! Ludo!” + +Ludo Bagman was easily the most noticeable person +Harry had seen so far, even including old Archie in +his flowered nightdress. He was wearing long +Quidditch robes in thick horizontal stripes of bright +yellow and black. An enormous picture of a wasp was +splashed across his chest. He had the look of a +powerfully built man gone slightly to seed; the robes +were stretched tightly across a large belly he surely +had not had in the days when he had played +Quidditch for England. His nose was squashed +(probably broken by a stray Bludger, Harry thought), +but his round blue eyes, short blond hair, and rosy +complexion made him look like a very overgrown +schoolboy. + +“Ahoy there!” Bagman called happily. He was walking +as though he had springs attached to the balls of his +feet and was plainly in a state of wild excitement. + +“Arthur, old man,” he puffed as he reached the +campfire, “what a day, eh? What a day! Could we +have asked for more perfect weather? A cloudless +night coming . . . and hardly a hiccough in the +arrangements. ... Not much for me to do!” + +Behind him, a group of haggard-looking Ministry +wizards rushed past, pointing at the distant evidence +of some sort of a magical fire that was sending violet +sparks twenty feet into the air. + +Percy hurried forward with his hand outstretched. +Apparently his disapproval of the way Ludo Bagman +ran his department did not prevent him from wanting +to make a good impression. + + + +Page | 96 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah — yes,” said Mr. Weasley, grinning, “this is my +son Percy. He’s just started at the Ministry — and +this is Fred — no, George, sorry — that’s Fred — Bill, +Charlie, Ron — my daughter, Ginny — and Ron’s +friends, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter.” + +Bagman did the smallest of double takes when he +heard Harry’s name, and his eyes performed the +familiar flick upward to the scar on Harry’s forehead. + +“Everyone,” Mr. Weasley continued, “this is Ludo +Bagman, you know who he is, it’s thanks to him we’ve +got such good tickets — ” + +Bagman beamed and waved his hand as if to say it +had been nothing. + +“Fancy a flutter on the match, Arthur?” he said +eagerly, jingling what seemed to be a large amount of +gold in the pockets of his yellow-and-black robes. “I’ve +already got Roddy Pontner betting me Bulgaria will +score first — I offered him nice odds, considering +Ireland’s front three are the strongest I’ve seen in +years — and little Agatha Timms has put up half +shares in her eel farm on a week-long match.” + +“Oh ... go on then,” said Mr. Weasley. “Let’s see ... a +Galleon on Ireland to win?” + +“A Galleon?” Ludo Bagman looked slightly +disappointed, but recovered himself. “Very well, very +well . . . any other takers?” + +“They’re a bit young to be gambling,” said Mr. + +Weasley. “Molly wouldn’t like — ” + +“Well bet thirty-seven Galleons, fifteen Sickles, three +Knuts,” said Fred as he and George quickly pooled all + + + +Page | 97 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their money, “that Ireland wins — but Viktor Krum +gets the Snitch. Oh and we’ll throw in a fake wand.” + + + +“You don’t want to go showing Mr. Bagman rubbish +like that — ” Percy hissed, but Bagman didn’t seem to +think the wand was rubbish at all; on the contrary, +his boyish face shone with excitement as he took it +from Fred, and when the wand gave a loud squawk +and turned into a rubber chicken, Bagman roared +with laughter. + +“Excellent! I haven’t seen one that convincing in +years! I’d pay five Galleons for that!” + +Percy froze in an attitude of stunned disapproval. + +“Boys,” said Mr. Weasley under his breath, “I don’t +want you betting. ... That’s all your savings. ... Your +mother — ” + +“Don’t be a spoilsport, Arthur!” boomed Ludo +Bagman, rattling his pockets excitedly. “They’re old +enough to know what they want! You reckon Ireland +will win but Krum ’ll get the Snitch? Not a chance, +boys, not a chance. ... I’ll give you excellent odds on +that one. ... We’ll add five Galleons for the funny +wand, then, shall we. ...” + +Mr. Weasley looked on helplessly as Ludo Bagman +whipped out a notebook and quill and began jotting +down the twins’ names. + +“Cheers,” said George, taking the slip of parchment +Bagman handed him and tucking it away carefully. +Bagman turned most cheerfully back to Mr. Weasley. + +“Couldn’t do me a brew, I suppose? I’m keeping an +eye out for Barty Crouch. My Bulgarian opposite +number’s making difficulties, and I can’t understand + +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +a word he’s saying. Barty’ll be able to sort it out. He +speaks about a hundred and fifty languages.” + +“Mr. Crouch?” said Percy, suddenly abandoning his +look of poker-stiff disapproval and positively writhing +with excitement. “He speaks over two hundred! +Mermish and Gobbledegook and Troll ...” + +“Anyone can speak Troll,” said Fred dismissively. “All +you have to do is point and grunt.” + +Percy threw Fred an extremely nasty look and stoked +the fire vigorously to bring the kettle back to the boil. + +“Any news of Bertha Jorkins yet, Ludo?” Mr. Weasley +asked as Bagman settled himself down on the grass +beside them all. + +“Not a dicky bird,” said Bagman comfortably. “But +she’ll turn up. Poor old Bertha ... memory like a leaky +cauldron and no sense of direction. Lost, you take my +word for it. She’ll wander back into the office +sometime in October, thinking it’s still July.” + +“You don’t think it might be time to send someone to +look for her?” Mr. Weasley suggested tentatively as +Percy handed Bagman his tea. + +“Barty Crouch keeps saying that,” said Bagman, his +round eyes widening innocently, “but we really can’t +spare anyone at the moment. Oh — talk of the devil! +Barty!” + +A wizard had just Apparated at their fireside, and he +could not have made more of a contrast with Ludo +Bagman, sprawled on the grass in his old Wasp +robes. Barty Crouch was a stiff, upright, elderly man, +dressed in an impeccably crisp suit and tie. The +parting in his short gray hair was almost unnaturally +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +straight, and his narrow toothbrush mustache looked +as though he trimmed it using a slide rule. His shoes +were very highly polished. Harry could see at once +why Percy idolized him. Percy was a great believer in +rigidly following rules, and Mr. Crouch had complied +with the rule about Muggle dressing so thoroughly +that he could have passed for a bank manager; Harry +doubted even Uncle Vernon would have spotted him +for what he really was. + +“Pull up a bit of grass, Barty,” said Ludo brightly, +patting the ground beside him. + +“No thank you, Ludo,” said Crouch, and there was a +bite of impatience in his voice. “I’ve been looking for +you everywhere. The Bulgarians are insisting we add +another twelve seats to the Top Box.” + +“Oh is that what they’re after?” said Bagman. “I +thought the chap was asking to borrow a pair of +tweezers. Bit of a strong accent.” + +“Mr. Crouch!” said Percy breathlessly, sunk into a +kind of half-bow that made him look like a +hunchback. “Would you like a cup of tea?” + +“Oh,” said Mr. Crouch, looking over at Percy in mild +surprise. “Yes — thank you, Weatherby.” + +Fred and George choked into their own cups. Percy, +very pink around the ears, busied himself with the +kettle. + +“Oh and I’ve been wanting a word with you too, +Arthur,” said Mr. Crouch, his sharp eyes falling upon +Mr. Weasley. “Ali Bashir’s on the warpath. He wants a +word with you about your embargo on flying carpets.” + +Mr. Weasley heaved a deep sigh. + +Page | 100 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I sent him an owl about that just last week. If I’ve +told him once I’ve told him a hundred times: Carpets +are defined as a Muggle Artifact by the Registry of +Proscribed Charmable Objects, but will he listen?” + +“I doubt it,” said Mr. Crouch, accepting a cup from +Percy. “He’s desperate to export here.” + +“Well, they’ll never replace brooms in Britain, will +they?” said Bagman. + +“Ali thinks there’s a niche in the market for a family +vehicle,” said Mr. Crouch. “I remember my +grandfather had an Axminster that could seat twelve +— but that was before carpets were banned, of +course.” + +He spoke as though he wanted to leave nobody in any +doubt that all his ancestors had abided strictly by the +law. + +“So, been keeping busy, Barty?” said Bagman +breezily. + +“Fairly,” said Mr. Crouch dryly. “Organizing Portkeys +across five continents is no mean feat, Ludo.” + +“I expect you’ll both be glad when this is over?” said +Mr. Weasley. + +Ludo Bagman looked shocked. + +“Glad! Don’t know when I’ve had more fun. ... Still, +it’s not as though we haven’t got anything to look +forward to, eh, Barty? Eh? Plenty left to organize, eh?” + +Mr. Crouch raised his eyebrows at Bagman. + + + +Page | 101 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We agreed not to make the announcement until all +the details — ” + +“Oh details!” said Bagman, waving the word away like +a cloud of midges. “They’ve signed, haven’t they? +They’ve agreed, haven’t they? I bet you anything these +kids’ll know soon enough anyway. I mean, it’s +happening at Hogwarts — ” + +“Ludo, we need to meet the Bulgarians, you know,” +said Mr. Crouch sharply, cutting Bagman’s remarks +short. “Thank you for the tea, Weatherby.” + +He pushed his undrunk tea back at Percy and waited +for Ludo to rise; Bagman struggled to his feet, +swigging down the last of his tea, the gold in his +pockets chinking merrily. + +“See you all later!” he said. “You’ll be up in the Top +Box with me — I’m commentating!” He waved, Barty +Crouch nodded curtly, and both of them +Disapparated. + +“What’s happening at Hogwarts, Dad?” said Fred at +once. “What were they talking about?” + +“You’ll find out soon enough,” said Mr.Weasley, +smiling. + +“It’s classified information, until such time as the +Ministry decides to release it,” said Percy stiffly. “Mr. +Crouch was quite right not to disclose it.” + +“Oh shut up, Weatherby,” said Fred. + +A sense of excitement rose like a palpable cloud over +the campsite as the afternoon wore on. By dusk, the +still summer air itself seemed to be quivering with +anticipation, and as darkness spread like a curtain + +Page | 102 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +over the thousands of waiting wizards, the last +vestiges of pretence disappeared: the Ministry seemed +to have bowed to the inevitable and stopped fighting +the signs of blatant magic now breaking out +everywhere. + +Salesmen were Apparating every few feet, carrying +trays and pushing carts full of extraordinary +merchandise. There were luminous rosettes — green +for Ireland, red for Bulgaria — which were squealing +the names of the players, pointed green hats +bedecked with dancing shamrocks, Bulgarian scarves +adorned with lions that really roared, flags from both +countries that played their national anthems as they +were waved; there were tiny models of Firebolts that +really flew, and collectible figures of famous players, +which strolled across the palm of your hand, preening +themselves. + +“Been saving my pocket money all summer for this,” +Ron told Harry as they and Hermione strolled through +the salesmen, buying souvenirs. Though Ron +purchased a dancing shamrock hat and a large green +rosette, he also bought a small figure of Viktor Krum, +the Bulgarian Seeker. The miniature Krum walked +backward and forward over Ron’s hand, scowling up +at the green rosette above him. + +“Wow, look at these!” said Harry, hurrying over to a +cart piled high with what looked like brass +binoculars, except that they were covered with all +sorts of weird knobs and dials. + +“Omnioculars,” said the saleswizard eagerly. “You can +replay action . . . slow everything down . . . and they +flash up a play-by-play breakdown if you need it. +Bargain — ten Galleons each.” + + + +Page | 103 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wish I hadn’t bought this now,” said Ron, gesturing +at his dancing shamrock hat and gazing longingly at +the Omnioculars. + +“Three pairs,” said Harry firmly to the wizard. + +“No — don’t bother,” said Ron, going red. He was +always touchy about the fact that Harry, who had +inherited a small fortune from his parents, had much +more money than he did. + +“You won’t be getting anything for Christmas,” Harry +told him, thrusting Omnioculars into his and +Hermione’s hands. “For about ten years, mind.” + +“Fair enough,” said Ron, grinning. + +“Oooh, thanks, Harry,” said Hermione. “And I’ll get us +some programs, look — ” + +Their money bags considerably lighter, they went +back to the tents. Bill, Charlie, and Ginny were all +sporting green rosettes too, and Mr. Weasley was +carrying an Irish flag. Fred and George had no +souvenirs as they had given Bagman all their gold. + +And then a deep, booming gong sounded somewhere +beyond the woods, and at once, green and red +lanterns blazed into life in the trees, lighting a path to +the field. + +“It’s time!” said Mr. Weasley, looking as excited as any +of them. “Come on, let’s go!” + + + +Page | 104 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +-4 + + + +THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP + +Clutching their purchases, Mr. Weasley in the lead, +they all hurried into the wood, following the lantern- +lit trail. They could hear the sounds of thousands of +people moving around them, shouts and laughter, +snatches of singing. The atmosphere of feverish +excitement was highly infectious; Harry couldn’t stop +grinning. They walked through the wood for twenty +minutes, talking and joking loudly, until at last they +emerged on the other side and found themselves in +the shadow of a gigantic stadium. Though Harry +could see only a fraction of the immense gold walls +surrounding the field, he could tell that ten +cathedrals would fit comfortably inside it. + +“Seats a hundred thousand,” said Mr. Weasley, +spotting the awestruck look on Harry’s face. “Ministry +task force of five hundred have been working on it all +year. Muggle Repelling Charms on every inch of it. +Every time Muggles have got anywhere near here all +year, they’ve suddenly remembered urgent +appointments and had to dash away again . . . bless +them,” he added fondly, leading the way toward the +Page | 105 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nearest entrance, which was already surrounded by a +swarm of shouting witches and wizards. + +“Prime seats!” said the Ministry witch at the entrance +when she checked their tickets. “Top Box! Straight +upstairs, Arthur, and as high as you can go.” + +The stairs into the stadium were carpeted in rich +purple. They clambered upward with the rest of the +crowd, which slowly filtered away through doors into +the stands to their left and right. Mr. Weasley’s party +kept climbing, and at last they reached the top of the +staircase and found themselves in a small box, set at +the highest point of the stadium and situated exactly +halfway between the golden goal posts. About twenty +purple-and-gilt chairs stood in two rows here, and +Harry, filing into the front seats with the Weasleys, +looked down upon a scene the likes of which he could +never have imagined. + +A hundred thousand witches and wizards were taking +their places in the seats, which rose in levels around +the long oval field. Everything was suffused with a +mysterious golden light, which seemed to come from +the stadium itself. The field looked smooth as velvet +from their lofty position. At either end of the field +stood three goal hoops, fifty feet high; right opposite +them, almost at Harry’s eye level, was a gigantic +blackboard. Gold writing kept dashing across it as +though an invisible giant’s hand were scrawling upon +the blackboard and then wiping it off again; watching +it, Harry saw that it was flashing advertisements +across the field. + +The Bluebottle: A Broom for All the Family — safe, +reliable, and with Built-in Anti-Burglar Buzzer ... Mrs. +Skower’s All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover: No Pain, +No Stain! ... Gladrags Wizardwear — London, Paris, +Hogsmeade ... + +Page | 106 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry tore his eyes away from the sign and looked +over his shoulder to see who else was sharing the box +with them. So far it was empty, except for a tiny +creature sitting in the second from last seat at the +end of the row behind them. The creature, whose legs +were so short they stuck out in front of it on the +chair, was wearing a tea towel draped like a toga, and +it had its face hidden in its hands. Yet those long, +batlike ears were oddly familiar. . . . + +“ Dobby ?” said Harry incredulously. + +The tiny creature looked up and stretched its fingers, +revealing enormous brown eyes and a nose the exact +size and shape of a large tomato. It wasn’t Dobby — it +was, however, unmistakably a house-elf, as Harry’s +friend Dobby had been. Harry had set Dobby free +from his old owners, the Malfoy family. + +“Did sir just call me Dobby?” squeaked the elf +curiously from between its fingers. Its voice was +higher even than Dobby’s had been, a teeny, +quivering squeak of a voice, and Harry suspected — +though it was very hard to tell with a house-elf — that +this one might just be female. Ron and Hermione +spun around in their seats to look. Though they had +heard a lot about Dobby from Harry, they had never +actually met him. Even Mr. Weasley looked around in +interest. + +“Sorry,” Harry told the elf, “I just thought you were +someone I knew.” + +“But I knows Dobby too, sir!” squeaked the elf. She +was shielding her face, as though blinded by light, +though the Top Box was not brightly lit. “My name is +Winky, sir — and you, sir — ” Her dark brown eyes +widened to the size of side plates as they rested upon +Harry’s scar. “You is surely Harry Potter!” + +Page | 107 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, I am,” said Harry. + + + +“But Dobby talks of you all the time, sir!” she said, +lowering her hands very slightly and looking +awestruck. + +“How is he?” said Harry. “How’s freedom suiting +him?” + +“Ah, sir,” said Winky, shaking her head, “ah sir, +meaning no disrespect, sir, but I is not sure you did +Dobby a favor, sir, when you is setting him free.” + +“Why?” said Harry, taken aback. “What’s wrong with +him?” + +“Freedom is going to Dobby’s head, sir,” said Winky +sadly. “Ideas above his station, sir. Can’t get another +position, sir.” + +“Why not?” said Harry. + +Winky lowered her voice by a half-octave and +whispered, “He is wanting paying for his work, sir.” + +“Paying?” said Harry blankly. “Well — why shouldn’t +he be paid?” + +Winky looked quite horrified at the idea and closed +her fingers slightly so that her face was half-hidden +again. + +“House-elves is not paid, sir!” she said in a muffled +squeak. “No, no, no. I says to Dobby, I says, go find +yourself a nice family and settle down, Dobby. He is +getting up to all sorts of high jinks, sir, what is +unbecoming to a house-elf. You goes racketing +around like this, Dobby, I says, and next thing I hear +you’s up in front of the Department for the Regulation +Page | 108 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and Control of Magical Creatures, like some common +goblin.” + +“Well, it’s about time he had a bit of fun,” said Harry. + +“House-elves is not supposed to have fun, Harry +Potter,” said Winky firmly, from behind her hands. +“House-elves does what they is told. I is not liking +heights at all, Harry Potter” — she glanced toward the +edge of the box and gulped — “but my master sends +me to the Top Box and I comes, sir.” + +“Why’s he sent you up here, if he knows you don’t like +heights?” said Harry, frowning. + +“Master — master wants me to save him a seat, Harry +Potter. He is very busy,” said Winky, tilting her head +toward the empty space beside her. “Winky is wishing +she is back in master’s tent, Harry Potter, but Winky +does what she is told. Winky is a good house-elf.” + +She gave the edge of the box another frightened look +and hid her eyes completely again. Harry turned back +to the others. + +“So that’s a house-elf?” Ron muttered. “Weird things, +aren’t they?” + +“Dobby was weirder,” said Harry fervently. + +Ron pulled out his Omnioculars and started testing +them, staring down into the crowd on the other side +of the stadium. + +“Wild!” he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. +“I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose +again ... and again ... and again ...” + + + +Page | 109 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione, meanwhile, was skimming eagerly through +her velvet-covered, tasseled program. + + + +“ ‘A display from the team mascots will precede the +match,’ ” she read aloud. + +“Oh that’s always worth watching,” said Mr. Weasley. +“National teams bring creatures from their native +land, you know, to put on a bit of a show.” + +The box filled gradually around them over the next +half hour. Mr. Weasley kept shaking hands with +people who were obviously very important wizards. +Percy jumped to his feet so often that he looked as +though he were trying to sit on a hedgehog. When +Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic himself, +arrived, Percy bowed so low that his glasses fell off +and shattered. Highly embarrassed, he repaired them +with his wand and thereafter remained in his seat, +throwing jealous looks at Harry, whom Cornelius +Fudge had greeted like an old friend. They had met +before, and Fudge shook Harry’s hand in a fatherly +fashion, asked how he was, and introduced him to +the wizards on either side of him. + +“Harry Potter, you know,” he told the Bulgarian +minister loudly, who was wearing splendid robes of +black velvet trimmed with gold and didn’t seem to +understand a word of English. “Harry Potter ... oh +come on now, you know who he is . . . the boy who +survived You-Know-Who ... you do know who he is — ” + +The Bulgarian wizard suddenly spotted Harry’s scar +and started gabbling loudly and excitedly, pointing at +it. + +“Knew we’d get there in the end,” said Fudge wearily +to Harry. “I’m no great shakes at languages; I need +Barty Crouch for this sort of thing. Ah, I see his + +Page | 110 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +house-elf’s saving him a seat. ... Good job too, these +Bulgarian blighters have been trying to cadge all the +best places ... ah, and here’s Lucius!” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned quickly. Edging +along the second row to three still-empty seats right +behind Mr. Weasley were none other than Dobby the +house-elf’s former owners: Lucius Malfoy; his son, +Draco; and a woman Harry supposed must be Draco’s +mother. + +Harry and Draco Malfoy had been enemies ever since +their very first journey to Hogwarts. A pale boy with a +pointed face and white-blond hair, Draco greatly +resembled his father. His mother was blonde too; tall +and slim, she would have been nice-looking if she +hadn’t been wearing a look that suggested there was +a nasty smell under her nose. + +“Ah, Fudge,” said Mr. Malfoy, holding out his hand as +he reached the Minister of Magic. “How are you? I +don’t think you’ve met my wife, Narcissa? Or our son, +Draco?” + +“How do you do, how do you do?” said Fudge, smiling +and bowing to Mrs. Malfoy. “And allow me to +introduce you to Mr. Oblansk — Obalonsk — Mr. — +well, he’s the Bulgarian Minister of Magic, and he +can’t understand a word I’m saying anyway, so never +mind. And let’s see who else — you know Arthur +Weasley, I daresay?” + +It was a tense moment. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy +looked at each other and Harry vividly recalled the +last time they had come face-to-face: It had been in +Flourish and Blotts’ bookshop, and they had had a +fight. Mr. Malfoy’s cold gray eyes swept over Mr. +Weasley, and then up and down the row. + + + +Page | 111 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good lord, Arthur,” he said softly. “What did you +have to sell to get seats in the Top Box? Surely your +house wouldn’t have fetched this much?” + +Fudge, who wasn’t listening, said, “Lucius has just +given a very generous contribution to St. Mungo’s +Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, Arthur. +He’s here as my guest.” + +“How — how nice,” said Mr. Weasley, with a very +strained smile. + +Mr. Malfoy’s eyes had returned to Hermione, who +went slightly pink, but stared determinedly back at +him. Harry knew exactly what was making Mr. +Malfoy’s lip curl like that. The Malfoys prided +themselves on being purebloods; in other words, they +considered anyone of Muggle descent, like Hermione, +second-class. However, under the gaze of the Minister +of Magic, Mr. Malfoy didn’t dare say anything. He +nodded sneeringly to Mr. Weasley and continued +down the line to his seats. Draco shot Harry, Ron, +and Hermione one contemptuous look, then settled +himself between his mother and father. + +“Slimy gits,” Ron muttered as he, Harry, and +Hermione turned to face the field again. Next +moment, Ludo Bagman charged into the box. + +“Everyone ready?” he said, his round face gleaming +like a great, excited Edam. “Minister — ready to go?” + +“Ready when you are, Ludo,” said Fudge comfortably. + +Ludo whipped out his wand, directed it at his own +throat, and said “Sonorusl” and then spoke over the +roar of sound that was now filling the packed +stadium; his voice echoed over them, booming into +every corner of the stands. + +Page | 112 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ladies and gentlemen ... welcome! Welcome to the +final of the four hundred and twenty-second +Quidditch World Cup!” + +The spectators screamed and clapped. Thousands of +flags waved, adding their discordant national +anthems to the racket. The huge blackboard opposite +them was wiped clear of its last message (Bertie Bott’s +Every Flavor Beans — A Risk With Every Mouthfull) +and now showed BULGARIA: 0, IRELAND: 0. + +“And now, without further ado, allow me to introduce +... the Bulgarian National Team Mascots!” + +The right-hand side of the stands, which was a solid +block of scarlet, roared its approval. + +“I wonder what they’ve brought,” said Mr. Weasley, +leaning forward in his seat. “Aaah!” He suddenly +whipped off his glasses and polished them hurriedly +on his robes. “Veelal” + +“What are veel — ?” + +But a hundred veela were now gliding out onto the +field, and Harry’s question was answered for him. +Veela were women . . . the most beautiful women Harry +had ever seen ... except that they weren’t — they +couldn’t be — human. This puzzled Harry for a +moment while he tried to guess what exactly they +could be; what could make their skin shine moon- +bright like that, or their white-gold hair fan out +behind them without wind . . . but then the music +started, and Harry stopped worrying about them not +being human — in fact, he stopped worrying about +anything at all. + +The veela had started to dance, and Harry’s mind had +gone completely and blissfully blank. All that + +Page | 113 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mattered in the world was that he kept watching the +veela, because if they stopped dancing, terrible things +would happen. ... + +And as the veela danced faster and faster, wild, half- +formed thoughts started chasing through Harry’s +dazed mind. He wanted to do something very +impressive, right now. Jumping from the box into the +stadium seemed a good idea . . . but would it be good +enough? + +“Harry, what are you doing?” said Hermione’s voice +from a long way off. + +The music stopped. Harry blinked. He was standing +up, and one of his legs was resting on the wall of the +box. Next to him, Ron was frozen in an attitude that +looked as though he were about to dive from a +springboard. + +Angry yells were filling the stadium. The crowd didn’t +want the veela to go. Harry was with them; he would, +of course, be supporting Bulgaria, and he wondered +vaguely why he had a large green shamrock pinned to +his chest. Ron, meanwhile, was absent-mindedly +shredding the shamrocks on his hat. Mr. Weasley, +smiling slightly, leaned over to Ron and tugged the +hat out of his hands. + +“You’ll be wanting that,” he said, “once Ireland have +had their say.” + +“Huh?” said Ron, staring openmouthed at the veela, +who had now lined up along one side of the field. + +Hermione made a loud tutting noise. She reached up +and pulled Harry back into his seat. “Honestlyl” she +said. + + + +Page | 114 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And now,” roared Ludo Bagman’s voice, “kindly put +your wands in the air ... for the Irish National Team +Mascots!” + +Next moment, what seemed to be a great green-and- +gold comet came zooming into the stadium. It did one +circuit of the stadium, then split into two smaller +comets, each hurtling toward the goal posts. A +rainbow arced suddenly across the field, connecting +the two balls of light. The crowd oooohed and +aaaaahed, as though at a fireworks display. Now the +rainbow faded and the balls of light reunited and +merged; they had formed a great shimmering +shamrock, which rose up into the sky and began to +soar over the stands. Something like golden rain +seemed to be falling from it — + +“Excellent!” yelled Ron as the shamrock soared over +them, and heavy gold coins rained from it, bouncing +off their heads and seats. Squinting up at the +shamrock, Harry realized that it was actually +comprised of thousands of tiny little bearded men +with red vests, each carrying a minute lamp of gold or +green. + +“Leprechauns!” said Mr. Weasley over the tumultuous +applause of the crowd, many of whom were still +fighting and rummaging around under their chairs to +retrieve the gold. + +“There you go,” Ron yelled happily, stuffing a fistful of +gold coins into Harry’s hand, “for the Omnioculars! +Now you’ve got to buy me a Christmas present, ha!” + +The great shamrock dissolved, the leprechauns +drifted down onto the field on the opposite side from +the veela, and settled themselves cross-legged to +watch the match. + + + +Page | 115 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And now, ladies and gentlemen, kindly welcome — +the Bulgarian National Quidditch Team! I give you — +Dimitrov!” + +A scarlet-clad figure on a broomstick, moving so fast +it was blurred, shot out onto the field from an +entrance far below, to wild applause from the +Bulgarian supporters. + +“Ivanova!” + +A second scarlet-robed player zoomed out. + +“Zograf! Levski! Vulchanov! Volkov! Aaaaaaand — +Krum\” + +“That’s him, that’s him!” yelled Ron, following Krum +with his Omnioculars. Harry quickly focused his own. + +Viktor Krum was thin, dark, and sallow-skinned, with +a large curved nose and thick black eyebrows. He +looked like an overgrown bird of prey. It was hard to +believe he was only eighteen. + +“And now, please greet — the Irish National Quidditch +Team!” yelled Bagman. “Presenting — Connolly! Ryan! +Troy! Mullet! Moran! Quigley! Aaaaaand — Lynch).” + +Seven green blurs swept onto the field; Harry spun a +small dial on the side of his Omnioculars and slowed +the players down enough to read the word “Firebolt” +on each of their brooms and see their names, +embroidered in silver, upon their backs. + +“And here, all the way from Egypt, our referee, +acclaimed Chairwizard of the International +Association of Quidditch, Hassan Mostafa!” + + + +Page | 116 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A small and skinny wizard, completely bald but with +a mustache to rival Uncle Vernon’s, wearing robes of +pure gold to match the stadium, strode out onto the +field. A silver whistle was protruding from under the +mustache, and he was carrying a large wooden crate +under one arm, his broomstick under the other. + +Harry spun the speed dial on his Omnioculars back +to normal, watching closely as Mostafa mounted his +broomstick and kicked the crate open — four balls +burst into the air: the scarlet Quaffle, the two black +Bludgers, and (Harry saw it for the briefest moment, +before it sped out of sight) the minuscule, winged +Golden Snitch. With a sharp blast on his whistle, +Mostafa shot into the air after the balls. + +“Theeeeeeeey’re OFF!” screamed Bagman. “And it’s +Mullet! Troy! Moran! Dimitrov! Back to Mullet! Troy! +Levski! Moran!” + +It was Quidditch as Harry had never seen it played +before. He was pressing his Omnioculars so hard to +his glasses that they were cutting into the bridge of +his nose. The speed of the players was incredible — +the Chasers were throwing the Quaffle to one another +so fast that Bagman only had time to say their +names. Harry spun the slow dial on the right of his +Omnioculars again, pressed the play-by-play button +on the top, and he was immediately watching in slow +motion, while glittering purple lettering flashed across +the lenses and the noise of the crowd pounded +against his eardrums. + +Hawkshead Attacking Formation, he read as he +watched the three Irish Chasers zoom closely +together, Troy in the center, slightly ahead of Mullet +and Moran, bearing down upon the Bulgarians. +Porskoff Ploy flashed up next, as Troy made as though +to dart upward with the Quaffle, drawing away the +Bulgarian Chaser Ivanova and dropping the Quaffle to +Page | 117 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moran. One of the Bulgarian Beaters, Volkov, swung +hard at a passing Bludger with his small club, +knocking it into Moran’s path; Moran ducked to avoid +the Bludger and dropped the Quaffle; and Levski, +soaring beneath, caught it — + +“TROY SCORES!” roared Bagman, and the stadium +shuddered with a roar of applause and cheers. “Ten +zero to Ireland!” + +“What?” Harry yelled, looking wildly around through +his Omnioculars. “But Levski’s got the Quaffle!” + +“Harry, if you’re not going to watch at normal speed, +you’re going to miss things!” shouted Hermione, who +was dancing up and down, waving her arms in the air +while Troy did a lap of honor around the field. Harry +looked quickly over the top of his Omni-oculars and +saw that the leprechauns watching from the sidelines +had all risen into the air again and formed the great, +glittering shamrock. Across the field, the veela were +watching them sulkily. + +Furious with himself, Harry spun his speed dial back +to normal as play resumed. + +Harry knew enough about Quidditch to see that the +Irish Chasers were superb. They worked as a +seamless team, their movements so well coordinated +that they appeared to be reading one another’s minds +as they positioned themselves, and the rosette on +Harry’s chest kept squeaking their names: “Troy — +Mullet — Moran).” And within ten minutes, Ireland had +scored twice more, bringing their lead to thirty-zero +and causing a thunderous tide of roars and applause +from the green-clad supporters. + +The match became still faster, but more brutal. + +Volkov and Vulchanov, the Bulgarian Beaters, were + +Page | 118 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whacking the Bludgers as fiercely as possible at the +Irish Chasers, and were starting to prevent them from +using some of their best moves; twice they were forced +to scatter, and then, finally, Ivanova managed to +break through their ranks; dodge the Keeper, Ryan; +and score Bulgaria’s first goal. + +“Fingers in your ears!” bellowed Mr. Weasley as the +veela started to dance in celebration. Harry screwed +up his eyes too; he wanted to keep his mind on the +game. After a few seconds, he chanced a glance at the +field. The veela had stopped dancing, and Bulgaria +was again in possession of the Quaffle. + +“Dimitrov! Levski! Dimitrov! Ivanova — oh I say!” +roared Bagman. + +One hundred thousand wizards gasped as the two +Seekers, Krum and Lynch, plummeted through the +center of the Chasers, so fast that it looked as though +they had just jumped from airplanes without +parachutes. Harry followed their descent through his +Omnioculars, squinting to see where the Snitch was + + + +“They’re going to crash!” screamed Hermione next to +Harry. + +She was half right — at the very last second, Viktor +Krum pulled out of the dive and spiraled off. Lynch, +however, hit the ground with a dull thud that could +be heard throughout the stadium. A huge groan rose +from the Irish seats. + +“Fool!” moaned Mr. Weasley. “Krum was feinting!” + +“It’s time-out!” yelled Bagman’s voice, “as trained +mediwizards hurry onto the field to examine Aidan +Lynch!” + +Page | 119 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’ll be okay, he only got ploughed!” Charlie said +reassuringly to Ginny, who was hanging over the side +of the box, looking horror-struck. “Which is what +Krum was after, of course. ...” + +Harry hastily pressed the replay and play-by-play +buttons on his Omnioculars, twiddled the speed dial, +and put them back up to his eyes. + +He watched as Krum and Lynch dived again in slow +motion. Wronski Defensive Feint — dangerous Seeker +diversion read the shining purple lettering across his +lenses. He saw Krum’s face contorted with +concentration as he pulled out of the dive just in +time, while Lynch was flattened, and he understood +— Krum hadn’t seen the Snitch at all, he was just +making Lynch copy him. Harry had never seen +anyone fly like that; Krum hardly looked as though he +was using a broomstick at all; he moved so easily +through the air that he looked unsupported and +weightless. Harry turned his Omnioculars back to +normal and focused them on Krum. He was now +circling high above Lynch, who was being revived by +mediwizards with cups of potion. Harry, focusing still +more closely upon Krum’s face, saw his dark eyes +darting all over the ground a hundred feet below. He +was using the time while Lynch was revived to look +for the Snitch without interference. + +Lynch got to his feet at last, to loud cheers from the +green-clad supporters, mounted his Firebolt, and +kicked back off into the air. His revival seemed to give +Ireland new heart. When Mostafa blew his whistle +again, the Chasers moved into action with a skill +unrivaled by anything Harry had seen so far. + +After fifteen more fast and furious minutes, Ireland +had pulled ahead by ten more goals. They were now + + + +Page | 120 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +leading by one hundred and thirty points to ten, and +the game was starting to get dirtier. + +As Mullet shot toward the goal posts yet again, +clutching the Quaffle tightly under her arm, the +Bulgarian Keeper, Zograf, flew out to meet her. +Whatever happened was over so quickly Harry didn’t +catch it, but a scream of rage from the Irish crowd, +and Mostafa’s long, shrill whistle blast, told him it +had been a foul. + +“And Mostafa takes the Bulgarian Keeper to task for +cobbing — excessive use of elbows!” Bagman informed +the roaring spectators. “And — yes, it’s a penalty to +Ireland!” + +The leprechauns, who had risen angrily into the air +like a swarm of glittering hornets when Mullet had +been fouled, now darted together to form the words +“HA, HA, HA!” The veela on the other side of the field +leapt to their feet, tossed their hair angrily, and +started to dance again. + +As one, the Weasley boys and Harry stuffed their +fingers into their ears, but Hermione, who hadn’t +bothered, was soon tugging on Harry’s arm. He +turned to look at her, and she pulled his fingers +impatiently out of his ears. + +“Look at the referee!” she said, giggling. + +Harry looked down at the field. Hassan Mostafa had +landed right in front of the dancing veela, and was +acting very oddly indeed. He was flexing his muscles +and smoothing his mustache excitedly. + +“Now, we can’t have that!” said Ludo Bagman, though +he sounded highly amused. “Somebody slap the +referee!” + +Page | 121 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A mediwizard came tearing across the field, his +fingers stuffed into his own ears, and kicked Mostafa +hard in the shins. Mostafa seemed to come to himself; +Harry, watching through the Omnioculars again, saw +that he looked exceptionally embarrassed and had +started shouting at the veela, who had stopped +dancing and were looking mutinous. + +“And unless I’m much mistaken, Mostafa is actually +attempting to send off the Bulgarian team mascots!” +said Bagman’s voice. “Now there’s something we +haven’t seen before. ... Oh this could turn nasty. ...” + +It did: The Bulgarian Beaters, Volkov and Vulchanov, +landed on either side of Mostafa and began arguing +furiously with him, gesticulating toward the +leprechauns, who had now gleefully formed the words +“HEE, HEE, HEE.” Mostafa was not impressed by the +Bulgarians’ arguments, however; he was jabbing his +finger into the air, clearly telling them to get flying +again, and when they refused, he gave two short +blasts on his whistle. + +“Two penalties for Ireland!” shouted Bagman, and the +Bulgarian crowd howled with anger. “And Volkov and +Vulchanov had better get back on those brooms . . . +yes ... there they go ... and Troy takes the Quaffle ...” + +Play now reached a level of ferocity beyond anything +they had yet seen. The Beaters on both sides were +acting without mercy: Volkov and Vulchanov in +particular seemed not to care whether their clubs +made contact with Bludger or human as they swung +them violently through the air. Dimitrov shot straight +at Moran, who had the Quaffle, nearly knocking her +off her broom. + +“Foul\” roared the Irish supporters as one, all +standing up in a great wave of green. + +Page | 122 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Foul!” echoed Ludo Bagman’s magically magnified +voice. “Dimitrov skins Moran — deliberately flying to +collide there — and it’s got to be another penalty — +yes, there’s the whistle!” + +The leprechauns had risen into the air again, and this +time, they formed a giant hand, which was making a +very rude sign indeed at the veela across the field. At +this, the veela lost control. Instead of dancing, they +launched themselves across the field and began +throwing what seemed to be handfuls of fire at the +leprechauns. Watching through his Omnioculars, +Harry saw that they didn’t look remotely beautiful +now. On the contrary, their faces were elongating into +sharp, cruel-beaked bird heads, and long, scaly wings +were bursting from their shoulders — + +“And that, boys,” yelled Mr. Weasley over the tumult +of the crowd below, “is why you should never go for +looks alone!” + +Ministry wizards were flooding onto the field to +separate the veela and the leprechauns, but with little +success; meanwhile, the pitched battle below was +nothing to the one taking place above. Harry turned +this way and that, staring through his Omnioculars, +as the Quaffle changed hands with the speed of a +bullet. + +“Levski — Dimitrov — Moran — Troy — Mullet — +Ivanova — Moran again — Moran — MORAN +SCORES!” + +But the cheers of the Irish supporters were barely +heard over the shrieks of the veela, the blasts now +issuing from the Ministry members’ wands, and the +furious roars of the Bulgarians. The game +recommenced immediately; now Levski had the +Quaffle, now Dimitrov — + +Page | 123 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Irish Beater Quigley swung heavily at a passing +Bludger, and hit it as hard as possible toward Krum, +who did not duck quickly enough. It hit him full in +the face. + +There was a deafening groan from the crowd; Krum’s +nose looked broken, there was blood everywhere, but +Hassan Mostafa didn’t blow his whistle. He had +become distracted, and Harry couldn’t blame him; +one of the veela had thrown a handful of fire and set +his broom tail alight. + +Harry wanted someone to realize that Krum was +injured; even though he was supporting Ireland, + +Krum was the most exciting player on the field. Ron +obviously felt the same. + +“Time-out! Ah, come on, he can’t play like that, look +at him — ” + +“Look at Lynch 1” Harry yelled. + +For the Irish Seeker had suddenly gone into a dive, +and Harry was quite sure that this was no Wronski +Feint; this was the real thing. ... + +“He’s seen the Snitch!” Harry shouted. “He’s seen it! +Look at him go!” + +Half the crowd seemed to have realized what was +happening; the Irish supporters rose in another great +wave of green, screaming their Seeker on . . . but Krum +was on his tail. How he could see where he was going, +Harry had no idea; there were flecks of blood flying +through the air behind him, but he was drawing level +with Lynch now as the pair of them hurtled toward +the ground again — + +“They’re going to crash!” shrieked Hermione. + +Page | 124 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re not!” roared Ron. + +“Lynch is!” yelled Harry. + +And he was right — for the second time, Lynch hit the +ground with tremendous force and was immediately +stampeded by a horde of angry veela. + +“The Snitch, where’s the Snitch?” bellowed Charlie, +along the row. + +“He’s got it — Krum’s got it — it’s all over!” shouted +Harry. + +Krum, his red robes shining with blood from his nose, +was rising gently into the air, his fist held high, a glint +of gold in his hand. + +The scoreboard was flashing BULGARIA: 160, +IRELAND: 170 across the crowd, who didn’t seem to +have realized what had happened. Then, slowly, as +though a great jumbo jet were revving up, the +rumbling from the Ireland supporters grew louder and +louder and erupted into screams of delight. + +“IRELAND WINS!” Bagman shouted, who like the +Irish, seemed to be taken aback by the sudden end of +the match. “KRUM GETS THE SNITCH — BUT +IRELAND WINS — good lord, I don’t think any of us +were expecting that!” + +“What did he catch the Snitch for?” Ron bellowed, +even as he jumped up and down, applauding with his +hands over his head. “He ended it when Ireland were +a hundred and sixty points ahead, the idiot!” + +“He knew they were never going to catch up!” Harry +shouted back over all the noise, also applauding + + + +Page | 125 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +loudly. “The Irish Chasers were too good. ... He +wanted to end it on his terms, that’s all. ...” + + + +“He was very brave, wasn’t he?” Hermione said, +leaning forward to watch Krum land as a swarm of +mediwizards blasted a path through the battling +leprechauns and veela to get to him. “He looks a +terrible mess. ...” + +Harry put his Omnioculars to his eyes again. It was +hard to see what was happening below, because +leprechauns were zooming delightedly all over the +field, but he could just make out Krum, surrounded +by mediwizards. He looked surlier than ever and +refused to let them mop him up. His team members +were around him, shaking their heads and looking +dejected; a short way away, the Irish players were +dancing gleefully in a shower of gold descending from +their mascots. Flags were waving all over the stadium, +the Irish national anthem blared from all sides; the +veela were shrinking back into their usual, beautiful +selves now, though looking dispirited and forlorn. + +“Veil, ve fought bravely,” said a gloomy voice behind +Harry. He looked around; it was the Bulgarian +Minister of Magic. + +“You can speak English!” said Fudge, sounding +outraged. “And you’ve been letting me mime +everything all day!” + +“Veil, it vos very funny,” said the Bulgarian minister, +shrugging. + +“And as the Irish team performs a lap of honor, +flanked by their mascots, the Quidditch World Cup +itself is brought into the Top Box!” roared Bagman. + + + +Page | 126 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s eyes were suddenly dazzled by a blinding +white light, as the Top Box was magically illuminated +so that everyone in the stands could see the inside. +Squinting toward the entrance, he saw two panting +wizards carrying a vast golden cup into the box, +which they handed to Cornelius Fudge, who was still +looking very disgruntled that he’d been using sign +language all day for nothing. + +“Let’s have a really loud hand for the gallant losers — +Bulgaria!” Bagman shouted. + +And up the stairs into the box came the seven +defeated Bulgarian players. The crowd below was +applauding appreciatively; Harry could see thousands +and thousands of Omniocular lenses flashing and +winking in their direction. + +One by one, the Bulgarians filed between the rows of +seats in the box, and Bagman called out the name of +each as they shook hands with their own minister +and then with Fudge. Krum, who was last in line, +looked a real mess. Two black eyes were blooming +spectacularly on his bloody face. He was still holding +the Snitch. Harry noticed that he seemed much less +coordinated on the ground. He was slightly duck- +footed and distinctly round-shouldered. But when +Krum’s name was announced, the whole stadium +gave him a resounding, earsplitting roar. + +And then came the Irish team. Aidan Lynch was being +supported by Moran and Connolly; the second crash +seemed to have dazed him and his eyes looked +strangely unfocused. But he grinned happily as Troy +and Quigley lifted the Cup into the air and the crowd +below thundered its approval. Harry’s hands were +numb with clapping. + + + +Page | 127 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At last, when the Irish team had left the box to +perform another lap of honor on their brooms (Aidan +Lynch on the back of Connolly’s, clutching hard +around his waist and still grinning in a bemused sort +of way), Bagman pointed his wand at his throat and +muttered, “Quietus.” + +“They’ll be talking about this one for years,” he said +hoarsely, “a really unexpected twist, that. ... shame it +couldn’t have lasted longer. ... Ah yes. ... yes, I owe +you . . . how much?” + +For Fred and George had just scrambled over the +backs of their seats and were standing in front of +Ludo Bagman with broad grins on their faces, their +hands outstretched. + + + +Page | 128 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +9 + + + + +THE DARK MARK + +“ Don’t tell your mother you’ve been gambling,” Mr. +Weasley implored Fred and George as they all made +their way slowly down the purple-carpeted stairs. + +“Don’t worry, Dad,” said Fred gleefully, “we’ve got big +plans for this money. We don’t want it confiscated.” + +Mr. Weasley looked for a moment as though he was +going to ask what these big plans were, but seemed to +decide, upon reflection, that he didn’t want to know. + +They were soon caught up in the crowds now flooding +out of the stadium and back to their campsites. +Raucous singing was borne toward them on the night +air as they retraced their steps along the lantern-lit +path, and leprechauns kept shooting over their heads, +cackling and waving their lanterns. When they finally +reached the tents, nobody felt like sleeping at all, and +given the level of noise around them, Mr. Weasley +agreed that they could all have one last cup of cocoa +together before turning in. They were soon arguing +enjoyably about the match; Mr. Weasley got drawn + +Page | 129 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +into a disagreement about cobbing with Charlie, and +it was only when Ginny fell asleep right at the tiny +table and spilled hot chocolate all over the floor that +Mr. Weasley called a halt to the verbal replays and +insisted that everyone go to bed. Hermione and Ginny +went into the next tent, and Harry and the rest of the +Weasleys changed into pajamas and clambered into +their bunks. From the other side of the campsite they +could still hear much singing and the odd echoing +bang. + +“Oh I am glad I’m not on duty,” muttered Mr. Weasley +sleepily. “I wouldn’t fancy having to go and tell the +Irish they’ve got to stop celebrating.” + +Harry, who was on a top bunk above Ron, lay staring +up at the canvas ceiling of the tent, watching the glow +of an occasional leprechaun lantern flying overhead, +and picturing again some of Krum’s more spectacular +moves. He was itching to get back on his own Firebolt +and try out the Wronski Feint. ... Somehow Oliver +Wood had never managed to convey with all his +wriggling diagrams what that move was supposed to +look like. ... Harry saw himself in robes that had his +name on the back, and imagined the sensation of +hearing a hundred-thousand-strong crowd roar, as +Ludo Bagman’s voice echoed throughout the stadium, +“I give you ... PotteA.” + +Harry never knew whether or not he had actually +dropped off to sleep — his fantasies of flying like +Krum might well have slipped into actual dreams — +all he knew was that, quite suddenly, Mr. Weasley +was shouting. + +“Get up! Ron — Harry — come on now, get up, this is +urgent!” + + + +Page | 130 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry sat up quickly and the top of his head hit +canvas. + +“ ’S’ matter?” he said. + +Dimly, he could tell that something was wrong. The +noises in the campsite had changed. The singing had +stopped. He could hear screams, and the sound of +people running. He slipped down from the bunk and +reached for his clothes, but Mr. Weasley, who had +pulled on his jeans over his own pajamas, said, “No +time, Harry — just grab a jacket and get outside — +quickly!” + +Harry did as he was told and hurried out of the tent, +Ron at his heels. + +By the light of the few fires that were still burning, he +could see people running away into the woods, fleeing +something that was moving across the field toward +them, something that was emitting odd flashes of +light and noises like gunfire. Loud jeering, roars of +laughter, and drunken yells were drifting toward +them; then came a burst of strong green light, which +illuminated the scene. + +A crowd of wizards, tightly packed and moving +together with wands pointing straight upward, was +marching slowly across the field. Harry squinted at +them. ... They didn’t seem to have faces. ... Then he +realized that their heads were hooded and their faces +masked. High above them, floating along in midair, +four struggling figures were being contorted into +grotesque shapes. It was as though the masked +wizards on the ground were puppeteers, and the +people above them were marionettes operated by +invisible strings that rose from the wands into the air. +Two of the figures were very small. + + + +Page | 131 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +More wizards were joining the marching group, +laughing and pointing up at the floating bodies. Tents +crumpled and fell as the marching crowd swelled. +Once or twice Harry saw one of the marchers blast a +tent out of his way with his wand. Several caught fire. +The screaming grew louder. + +The floating people were suddenly illuminated as they +passed over a burning tent and Harry recognized one +of them: Mr. Roberts, the campsite manager. The +other three looked as though they might be his wife +and children. One of the marchers below flipped Mrs. +Roberts upside down with his wand; her nightdress +fell down to reveal voluminous drawers and she +struggled to cover herself up as the crowd below her +screeched and hooted with glee. + +“That’s sick,” Ron muttered, watching the smallest +Muggle child, who had begun to spin like a top, sixty +feet above the ground, his head flopping limply from +side to side. “That is really sick. ...” + +Hermione and Ginny came hurrying toward them, +pulling coats over their nightdresses, with Mr. + +Weasley right behind them. At the same moment, Bill, +Charlie, and Percy emerged from the boys’ tent, fully +dressed, with their sleeves rolled up and their wands +out. + +“We’re going to help the Ministry!” Mr. Weasley +shouted over all the noise, rolling up his own sleeves. +“You lot — get into the woods, and stick together. I’ll +come and fetch you when we’ve sorted this out!” + +Bill, Charlie, and Percy were already sprinting away +toward the oncoming marchers; Mr. Weasley tore +after them. Ministry wizards were dashing from every +direction toward the source of the trouble. The crowd +beneath the Roberts family was coming ever closer. +Page | 132 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“C’mon,” said Fred, grabbing Ginny’s hand and +starting to pull her toward the wood. Harry, Ron, +Hermione, and George followed. They all looked back +as they reached the trees. The crowd beneath the +Roberts family was larger than ever; they could see +the Ministry wizards trying to get through it to the +hooded wizards in the center, but they were having +great difficulty. It looked as though they were scared +to perform any spell that might make the Roberts +family fall. + +The colored lanterns that had lit the path to the +stadium had been extinguished. Dark figures were +blundering through the trees; children were crying; +anxious shouts and panicked voices were +reverberating around them in the cold night air. + +Harry felt himself being pushed hither and thither by +people whose faces he could not see. Then he heard +Ron yell with pain. + +“What happened?” said Hermione anxiously, stopping +so abruptly that Harry walked into her. “Ron, where +are you? Oh this is stupid — lumos\” + +She illuminated her wand and directed its narrow +beam across the path. Ron was lying sprawled on the +ground. + +“Tripped over a tree root,” he said angrily, getting to +his feet again. + +“Well, with feet that size, hard not to,” said a drawling +voice from behind them. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned sharply. Draco +Malfoy was standing alone nearby, leaning against a +tree, looking utterly relaxed. His arms folded, he +seemed to have been watching the scene at the +campsite through a gap in the trees. + +Page | 133 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron told Malfoy to do something that Harry knew he +would never have dared say in front of Mrs. Weasley + +“Language, Weasley,” said Malfoy, his pale eyes +glittering. “Hadn’t you better be hurrying along, now? +You wouldn’t like her spotted, would you?” + +He nodded at Hermione, and at the same moment, a +blast like a bomb sounded from the campsite, and a +flash of green light momentarily lit the trees around +them. + +“What’s that supposed to mean?” said Hermione +defiantly. + +“Granger, they’re after Muggles,” said Malfoy. “D’you +want to be showing off your knickers in midair? +Because if you do, hang around ... they’re moving this +way, and it would give us all a laugh.” + +“Hermione’s a witch,” Harry snarled. + +“Have it your own way, Potter,” said Malfoy, grinning +maliciously. “If you think they can’t spot a Mudblood, +stay where you are.” + +“You watch your mouth!” shouted Ron. Everybody +present knew that “Mudblood” was a very offensive +term for a witch or wizard of Muggle parentage. + +“Never mind, Ron,” said Hermione quickly, seizing +Ron’s arm to restrain him as he took a step toward +Malfoy. + +There came a bang from the other side of the trees +that was louder than anything they had heard. + +Several people nearby screamed. Malfoy chuckled +softly. + + + +Page | 134 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Scare easily, don’t they?” he said lazily. “I suppose +your daddy told you all to hide? What’s he up to — +trying to rescue the Muggles?” + +“Where’re your parents?” said Harry, his temper +rising. “Out there wearing masks, are they?” + +Malfoy turned his face to Harry, still smiling. + +“Well ... if they were, I wouldn’t be likely to tell you, +would I, Potter?” + +“Oh come on,” said Hermione, with a disgusted look +at Malfoy, “let’s go and find the others.” + +“Keep that big bushy head down, Granger,” sneered +Malfoy. + +“Come on,” Hermione repeated, and she pulled Harry +and Ron up the path again. + +“I’ll bet you anything his dad is one of that masked +lot!” said Ron hotly. + +“Well, with any luck, the Ministry will catch him!” +said Hermione fervently. “Oh I can’t believe this. + +Where have the others got to?” + +Fred, George, and Ginny were nowhere to be seen, +though the path was packed with plenty of other +people, all looking nervously over their shoulders +toward the commotion back at the campsite. A huddle +of teenagers in pajamas was arguing vociferously a +little way along the path. When they saw Harry, Ron, +and Hermione, a girl with thick curly hair turned and +said quickly, “ Ou est Madame Maxime? Nous Vavons +perdue — ” + +“Er — what?” said Ron. + +Page | 135 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh ...” The girl who had spoken turned her back on +him, and as they walked on they distinctly heard her +say, “ ’Ogwarts.” + +“Beauxbatons,” muttered Hermione. + +“Sorry?” said Harry. + +“They must go to Beauxbatons,” said Hermione. “You +know . . . Beauxbatons Academy of Magic ... I read +about it in An Appraisal of Magical Education in +Europe.” + +“Oh ... yeah ... right,” said Harry. + +“Fred and George can’t have gone that far,” said Ron, +pulling out his wand, lighting it like Hermione’s, and +squinting up the path. Harry dug in the pockets of his +jacket for his own wand — but it wasn’t there. The +only thing he could find was his Omnioculars. + +“Ah, no, I don’t believe it ... I’ve lost my wand!” + +“You’re kidding!” + +Ron and Hermione raised their wands high enough to +spread the narrow beams of light farther on the +ground; Harry looked all around him, but his wand +was nowhere to be seen. + +“Maybe it’s back in the tent,” said Ron. + +“Maybe it fell out of your pocket when we were +running?” Hermione suggested anxiously. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “maybe ...” + +He usually kept his wand with him at all times in the +wizarding world, and finding himself without it in the + +Page | 136 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +midst of a scene like this made him feel very +vulnerable. + + + +A rustling noise nearby made all three of them jump. +Winky the house-elf was fighting her way out of a +clump of bushes nearby. She was moving in a most +peculiar fashion, apparently with great difficulty; it +was as though someone invisible were trying to hold +her back. + +“There is bad wizards about!” she squeaked +distractedly as she leaned forward and labored to +keep running. “People high — high in the air! Winky +is getting out of the way!” + +And she disappeared into the trees on the other side +of the path, panting and squeaking as she fought the +force that was restraining her. + +“What’s up with her?” said Ron, looking curiously +after Winky. “Why can’t she run properly?” + +“Bet she didn’t ask permission to hide,” said Harry. + +He was thinking of Dobby: Every time he had tried to +do something the Malfoys wouldn’t like, the house-elf +had been forced to start beating himself up. + +“You know, house-elves get a very raw deal!” said +Hermione indignantly. “It’s slavery, that’s what it is! +That Mr. Crouch made her go up to the top of the +stadium, and she was terrified, and he’s got her +bewitched so she can’t even run when they start +trampling tents! Why doesn’t anyone do something +about it?” + +“Well, the elves are happy, aren’t they?” Ron said. + +“You heard old Winky back at the match ... ‘House- +elves is not supposed to have fun’ ... that’s what she +likes, being bossed around. ...” + +Page | 137 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s people like you, Ron,” Hermione began hotly, + +“who prop up rotten and unjust systems, just +because they’re too lazy to — ” + +Another loud bang echoed from the edge of the wood. + +“Let’s just keep moving, shall we?” said Ron, and +Harry saw him glance edgily at Hermione. Perhaps +there was truth in what Malfoy had said; perhaps +Hermione was in more danger than they were. They +set off again, Harry still searching his pockets, even +though he knew his wand wasn’t there. + +They followed the dark path deeper into the wood, +still keeping an eye out for Fred, George, and Ginny. +They passed a group of goblins who were cackling +over a sack of gold that they had undoubtedly won +betting on the match, and who seemed quite +unperturbed by the trouble at the campsite. Farther +still along the path, they walked into a patch of silvery +light, and when they looked through the trees, they +saw three tall and beautiful veela standing in a +clearing, surrounded by a gaggle of young wizards, all +of whom were talking very loudly. + +“I pull down about a hundred sacks of Galleons a +year!” one of them shouted. “I’m a dragon killer for +the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous +Creatures.” + +“No, you’re not!” yelled his friend. “You’re a +dishwasher at the Leaky Cauldron. ... but I’m a +vampire hunter, I’ve killed about ninety so far — ” + +A third young wizard, whose pimples were visible even +by the dim, silvery light of the veela, now cut in, “I’m +about to become the youngest ever Minister of Magic, + +I am.” + + + +Page | 138 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry snorted with laughter. He recognized the +pimply wizard: His name was Stan Shunpike, and he +was in fact a conductor on the triple-decker Knight +Bus. He turned to tell Ron this, but Ron’s face had +gone oddly slack, and next second Ron was yelling, +“Did I tell you I’ve invented a broomstick that’ll reach +Jupiter?” + +“Honestly\” said Hermione, and she and Harry +grabbed Ron firmly by the arms, wheeled him around, +and marched him away. By the time the sounds of +the veela and their admirers had faded completely, +they were in the very heart of the wood. They seemed +to be alone now; everything was much quieter. + +Harry looked around. “I reckon we can just wait here, +you know. Well hear anyone coming a mile off.” + +The words were hardly out of his mouth, when Ludo +Bagman emerged from behind a tree right ahead of +them. + +Even by the feeble light of the two wands, Harry could +see that a great change had come over Bagman. He +no longer looked buoyant and rosy-faced; there was +no more spring in his step. He looked very white and +strained. + +“Who’s that?” he said, blinking down at them, trying +to make out their faces. “What are you doing in here, +all alone?” + +They looked at one another, surprised. + +“Well — there’s a sort of riot going on,” said Ron. +Bagman stared at him. + +“What?” + +Page | 139 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“At the campsite . . . some people have got hold of a +family of Muggles. ...” + +Bagman swore loudly. + +“Damn them!” he said, looking quite distracted, and +without another word, he Disapparated with a small +pop\ + +“Not exactly on top of things, Mr. Bagman, is he?” +said Hermione, frowning. + +“He was a great Beater, though,” said Ron, leading +the way off the path into a small clearing, and sitting +down on a patch of dry grass at the foot of a tree. + +“The Wimbourne Wasps won the league three times in +a row while he was with them.” + +He took his small figure of Krum out of his pocket, set +it down on the ground, and watched it walk around. +Like the real Krum, the model was slightly duck- +footed and round-shouldered, much less impressive +on his splayed feet than on his broomstick. Harry was +listening for noise from the campsite. Everything +seemed much quieter; perhaps the riot was over. + +“I hope the others are okay,” said Hermione after a +while. + +“They’ll be fine,” said Ron. + +“Imagine if your dad catches Lucius Malfoy,” said +Harry, sitting down next to Ron and watching the +small figure of Krum slouching over the fallen leaves. +“He’s always said he’d like to get something on him.” + +“That’d wipe the smirk off old Draco’s face, all right,” +said Ron. + + + +Page | 140 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Those poor Muggles, though,” said Hermione +nervously. “What if they can’t get them down?” + +“They will,” said Ron reassuringly. “They’ll find a +way.” + +“Mad, though, to do something like that when the +whole Ministry of Magic’s out here tonight!” said +Hermione. “I mean, how do they expect to get away +with it? Do you think they’ve been drinking, or are +they just — ” + +But she broke off abruptly and looked over her +shoulder. Harry and Ron looked quickly around too. + +It sounded as though someone was staggering toward +their clearing. They waited, listening to the sounds of +the uneven steps behind the dark trees. But the +footsteps came to a sudden halt. + +“Hello?” called Harry. + +There was silence. Harry got to his feet and peered +around the tree. It was too dark to see very far, but he +could sense somebody standing just beyond the range +of his vision. + +“Who’s there?” he said. + +And then, without warning, the silence was rent by a +voice unlike any they had heard in the wood; and it +uttered, not a panicked shout, but what sounded like +a spell. + +“MORSMORDREl ” + +And something vast, green, and glittering erupted +from the patch of darkness Harry’s eyes had been +struggling to penetrate; it flew up over the treetops +and into the sky. + +Page | 141 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What the — ?” gasped Ron as he sprang to his feet +again, staring up at the thing that had appeared. + +For a split second, Harry thought it was another +leprechaun formation. Then he realized that it was a +colossal skull, comprised of what looked like emerald +stars, with a serpent protruding from its mouth like a +tongue. As they watched, it rose higher and higher, +blazing in a haze of greenish smoke, etched against +the black sky like a new constellation. + +Suddenly, the wood all around them erupted with +screams. Harry didn’t understand why, but the only +possible cause was the sudden appearance of the +skull, which had now risen high enough to illuminate +the entire wood like some grisly neon sign. He +scanned the darkness for the person who had +conjured the skull, but he couldn’t see anyone. + +“Who’s there?” he called again. + +“Harry, come on, move\” Hermione had seized the +collar of his jacket and was tugging him backward. + +“What’s the matter?” Harry said, startled to see her +face so white and terrified. + +“It’s the Dark Mark, Harry!” Hermione moaned, +pulling him as hard as she could. “You-Know-Who’s +sign!” + +“Voldemort’s — ?” + +“Harry, come on!” + +Harry turned — Ron was hurriedly scooping up his +miniature Krum — the three of them started across +the clearing — but before they had taken a few +hurried steps, a series of popping noises announced + +Page | 142 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the arrival of twenty wizards, appearing from thin air, +surrounding them. + +Harry whirled around, and in an instant, he +registered one fact: Each of these wizards had his +wand out, and every wand was pointing right at +himself, Ron, and Hermione. + +Without pausing to think, he yelled, “DUCK!” + +He seized the other two and pulled them down onto +the ground. + +“STUPEFYl” roared twenty voices — there was a +blinding series of flashes and Harry felt the hair on +his head ripple as though a powerful wind had swept +the clearing. Raising his head a fraction of an inch he +saw jets of fiery red light flying over them from the +wizards’ wands, crossing one another, bouncing off +tree trunks, rebounding into the darkness — + +“Stop!” yelled a voice he recognized. “STOP! That’s my +son\” + +Harry’s hair stopped blowing about. He raised his +head a little higher. The wizard in front of him had +lowered his wand. He rolled over and saw Mr. Weasley +striding toward them, looking terrified. + +“Ron — Harry” — his voice sounded shaky — +“Hermione — are you all right?” + +“Out of the way, Arthur,” said a cold, curt voice. + +It was Mr. Crouch. He and the other Ministry wizards +were closing in on them. Harry got to his feet to face +them. Mr. Crouch’s face was taut with rage. + + + +Page | 143 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Which of you did it?” he snapped, his sharp eyes +darting between them. “Which of you conjured the +Dark Mark?” + +“We didn’t do that!” said Harry, gesturing up at the +skull. + +“We didn’t do anything!” said Ron, who was rubbing +his elbow and looking indignantly at his father. “What +did you want to attack us for?” + +“Do not lie, sir!” shouted Mr. Crouch. His wand was +still pointing directly at Ron, and his eyes were +popping — he looked slightly mad. “You have been +discovered at the scene of the crime!” + +“Barty,” whispered a witch in a long woolen dressing +gown, “they’re kids, Barty, they’d never have been +able to — ” + +“Where did the Mark come from, you three?” said Mr. +Weasley quickly. + +“Over there,” said Hermione shakily, pointing at the +place where they had heard the voice. “There was +someone behind the trees . . . they shouted words — +an incantation — ” + +“Oh, stood over there, did they?” said Mr. Crouch, +turning his popping eyes on Hermione now, disbelief +etched all over his face. “Said an incantation, did +they? You seem very well informed about how that +Mark is summoned, missy — ” + +But none of the Ministry wizards apart from Mr. +Crouch seemed to think it remotely likely that Harry, +Ron, or Hermione had conjured the skull; on the +contrary, at Hermione’s words, they had all raised + + + +Page | 144 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their wands again and were pointing in the direction +she had indicated, squinting through the dark trees. + +“We’re too late,” said the witch in the woolen dressing +gown, shaking her head. “They’ll have Disapparated.” + +“I don’t think so,” said a wizard with a scrubby brown +beard. It was Amos Diggory, Cedric’s father. “Our +Stunners went right through those trees. ... There’s a +good chance we got them. ...” + +“Amos, be careful!” said a few of the wizards +warningly as Mr. Diggory squared his shoulders, +raised his wand, marched across the clearing, and +disappeared into the darkness. Hermione watched +him vanish with her hands over her mouth. + +A few seconds later, they heard Mr. Diggory shout. + +“Yes! We got them! There’s someone here! +Unconscious! It’s — but — blimey ...” + +“You’ve got someone?” shouted Mr. Crouch, sounding +highly disbelieving. “Who? Who is it?” + +They heard snapping twigs, the rustling of leaves, and +then crunching footsteps as Mr. Diggory reemerged +from behind the trees. He was carrying a tiny, limp +figure in his arms. Harry recognized the tea towel at +once. It was Winky. + +Mr. Crouch did not move or speak as Mr. Diggory +deposited his elf on the ground at his feet. The other +Ministry wizards were all staring at Mr. Crouch. For a +few seconds Crouch remained transfixed, his eyes +blazing in his white face as he stared down at Winky. +Then he appeared to come to life again. + +“This — cannot — be,” he said jerkily. “No — ” + +Page | 145 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He moved quickly around Mr. Diggory and strode off +toward the place where he had found Winky. + + + +“No point, Mr. Crouch,” Mr. Diggory called after him. +“There’s no one else there.” + +But Mr. Crouch did not seem prepared to take his +word for it. They could hear him moving around and +the rustling of leaves as he pushed the bushes aside, +searching. + +“Bit embarrassing,” Mr. Diggory said grimly, looking +down at Winky’s unconscious form. “Barty Crouch’s +house-elf ... I mean to say ...” + +“Come off it, Amos,” said Mr. Weasley quietly, “you +don’t seriously think it was the elf? The Dark Mark’s a +wizard’s sign. It requires a wand.” + +“Yeah,” said Mr. Diggory, “and she had a wand.” + +“What?” said Mr. Weasley. + +“Here, look.” Mr. Diggory held up a wand and showed +it to Mr. Weasley. “Had it in her hand. So that’s +clause three of the Code of Wand Use broken, for a +start. No non-human creature is permitted to carry or +use a wand.” + +Just then there was another pop, and Ludo Bagman +Apparated right next to Mr. Weasley. Looking +breathless and disorientated, he spun on the spot, +goggling upward at the emerald-green skull. + +“The Dark Mark!” he panted, almost trampling Winky +as he turned inquiringly to his colleagues. “Who did +it? Did you get them? Barty! What’s going on?” + + + +Page | 146 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Crouch had returned empty-handed. His face was +still ghostly white, and his hands and his toothbrush +mustache were both twitching. + +“Where have you been, Barty?” said Bagman. “Why +weren’t you at the match? Your elf was saving you a +seat too — gulping gargoyles!” Bagman had just +noticed Winky lying at his feet. “What happened to +her?” + +“I have been busy, Ludo,” said Mr. Crouch, still +talking in the same jerky fashion, barely moving his +lips. “And my elf has been stunned.” + +“Stunned? By you lot, you mean? But why — ?” + +Comprehension dawned suddenly on Bagman’s +round, shiny face; he looked up at the skull, down at +Winky, and then at Mr. Crouch. + +“iVo!” he said. “Winky? Conjure the Dark Mark? She +wouldn’t know how! She’d need a wand, for a start!” + +“And she had one,” said Mr. Diggory. “I found her +holding one, Ludo. If it’s all right with you, Mr. + +Crouch, I think we should hear what she’s got to say +for herself.” + +Crouch gave no sign that he had heard Mr. Diggory, +but Mr. Diggory seemed to take his silence for assent. +He raised his own wand, pointed it at Winky, and +said, “Rennervatel” + +Winky stirred feebly. Her great brown eyes opened +and she blinked several times in a bemused sort of +way. Watched by the silent wizards, she raised herself +shakily into a sitting position. She caught sight of Mr. +Diggory’s feet, and slowly, tremulously, raised her +eyes to stare up into his face; then, more slowly still, +Page | 147 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +she looked up into the sky. Harry could see the +floating skull reflected twice in her enormous, glassy +eyes. She gave a gasp, looked wildly around the +crowded clearing, and burst into terrified sobs. + +“Elf!” said Mr. Diggory sternly. “Do you know who I +am? I’m a member of the Department for the +Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures!” + +Winky began to rock backward and forward on the +ground, her breath coming in sharp bursts. Harry +was reminded forcibly of Dobby in his moments of +terrified disobedience. + +“As you see, elf, the Dark Mark was conjured here a +short while ago,” said Mr. Diggory. “And you were +discovered moments later, right beneath it! An +explanation, if you please!” + +“I — I — I is not doing it, sir!” Winky gasped. “I is not +knowing how, sir!” + +“You were found with a wand in your hand!” barked +Mr. Diggory, brandishing it in front of her. And as the +wand caught the green light that was filling the +clearing from the skull above, Harry recognized it. + +“Hey — that’s mine!” he said. + +Everyone in the clearing looked at him. + +“Excuse me?” said Mr. Diggory, incredulously. + +“That’s my wand!” said Harry. “I dropped it!” + +“You dropped it?” repeated Mr. Diggory in disbelief. + +“Is this a confession? You threw it aside after you +conjured the Mark?” + + + +Page | 148 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Amos, think who you’re talking to!” said Mr. Weasley, +very angrily. “Is Harry Potter likely to conjure the +Dark Mark?” + +“Er — of course not,” mumbled Mr. Diggory. “Sorry ... +carried away ...” + +“I didn’t drop it there, anyway,” said Harry, jerking +his thumb toward the trees beneath the skull. “I +missed it right after we got into the wood.” + +“So,” said Mr. Diggory, his eyes hardening as he +turned to look at Winky again, cowering at his feet. +“You found this wand, eh, elf? And you picked it up +and thought you’d have some fun with it, did you?” + +“I is not doing magic with it, sir!” squealed Winky, +tears streaming down the sides of her squashed and +bulbous nose. “I is ... I is ... I is just picking it up, sir! + +I is not making the Dark Mark, sir, I is not knowing +how!” + +“It wasn’t her!” said Hermione. She looked very +nervous, speaking up in front of all these Ministry +wizards, yet determined all the same. “Winky’s got a +squeaky little voice, and the voice we heard doing the +incantation was much deeper!” She looked around at +Harry and Ron, appealing for their support. “It didn’t +sound anything like Winky, did it?” + +“No,” said Harry, shaking his head. “It definitely didn’t +sound like an elf.” + +“Yeah, it was a human voice,” said Ron. + +“Well, we’ll soon see,” growled Mr. Diggory, looking +unimpressed. “There’s a simple way of discovering the +last spell a wand performed, elf, did you know that?” + + + +Page | 149 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Winky trembled and shook her head frantically, her +ears flapping, as Mr. Diggory raised his own wand +again and placed it tip to tip with Harry’s. + +“ Prior Incantatol” roared Mr. Diggory. + +Harry heard Hermione gasp, horrified, as a gigantic +serpent-tongued skull erupted from the point where +the two wands met, but it was a mere shadow of the +green skull high above them; it looked as though it +were made of thick gray smoke: the ghost of a spell. + +“Deletrius\” Mr. Diggory shouted, and the smoky skull +vanished in a wisp of smoke. + +“So,” said Mr. Diggory with a kind of savage triumph, +looking down upon Winky, who was still shaking +convulsively. + +“I is not doing it!” she squealed, her eyes rolling in +terror. “I is not, I is not, I is not knowing how! I is a +good elf, I isn’t using wands, I isn’t knowing how!” + +“ You’ve been caught red-handed, elf.” Mr. Diggory +roared. “Caught with the guilty wand in your hand\” + +“Amos,” said Mr. Weasley loudly, “think about it ... +precious few wizards know how to do that spell. ... +Where would she have learned it?” + +“Perhaps Amos is suggesting,” said Mr. Crouch, cold +anger in every syllable, “that I routinely teach my +servants to conjure the Dark Mark?” + +There was a deeply unpleasant silence. Amos Diggory +looked horrified. “Mr. Crouch ... not ... not at all ...” + +“You have now come very close to accusing the two +people in this clearing who are least likely to conjure + +Page | 150 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that Mark!” barked Mr. Crouch. “Harry Potter — and +myself! I suppose you are familiar with the boy’s +story, Amos?” + +“Of course — everyone knows — ” muttered Mr. +Diggory, looking highly discomforted. + +“And I trust you remember the many proofs I have +given, over a long career, that I despise and detest the +Dark Arts and those who practice them?” Mr. Crouch +shouted, his eyes bulging again. + +“Mr. Crouch, I — I never suggested you had anything +to do with it!” Amos Diggory muttered again, now +reddening behind his scrubby brown beard. + +“If you accuse my elf, you accuse me, Diggory!” +shouted Mr. Crouch. “Where else would she have +learned to conjure it?” + +“She — she might’ve picked it up anywhere — ” + +“Precisely, Amos,” said Mr. Weasley. “ She might have +picked it up anywhere. ... Winky?” he said kindly, +turning to the elf, but she flinched as though he too +was shouting at her. “Where exactly did you find +Harry’s wand?” + +Winky was twisting the hem of her tea towel so +violently that it was fraying beneath her fingers. + +“I — I is finding it ... finding it there, sir. ...” she +whispered, “there ... in the trees, sir. ...” + +“You see, Amos?” said Mr. Weasley. “Whoever +conjured the Mark could have Disapparated right +after they’d done it, leaving Harry’s wand behind. A +clever thing to do, not using their own wand, which +could have betrayed them. And Winky here had the +Page | 151 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +misfortune to come across the wand moments later +and pick it up.” + +“But then, she’d have been only a few feet away from +the real culprit!” said Mr. Diggory impatiently. “Elf? +Did you see anyone?” + +Winky began to tremble worse than ever. Her giant +eyes flickered from Mr. Diggory, to Ludo Bagman, and +onto Mr. Crouch. Then she gulped and said, “I is +seeing no one, sir ... no one ...” + +“Amos,” said Mr. Crouch curtly, “I am fully aware +that, in the ordinary course of events, you would want +to take Winky into your department for questioning. I +ask you, however, to allow me to deal with her.” + +Mr. Diggory looked as though he didn’t think much of +this suggestion at all, but it was clear to Harry that +Mr. Crouch was such an important member of the +Ministry that he did not dare refuse him. + +“You may rest assured that she will be punished,” Mr. +Crouch added coldly. + +“M-m-master ...” Winky stammered, looking up at Mr. +Crouch, her eyes brimming with tears. “M-m-master, +p-p-please ...” + +Mr. Crouch stared back, his face somehow +sharpened, each line upon it more deeply etched. +There was no pity in his gaze. + +“Winky has behaved tonight in a manner I would not +have believed possible,” he said slowly. “I told her to +remain in the tent. I told her to stay there while I +went to sort out the trouble. And I find that she +disobeyed me. This means clothes.” + + + +Page | 152 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No!” shrieked Winky, prostrating herself at Mr. +Crouch’s feet. “No, master! Not clothes, not clothes!” + +Harry knew that the only way to turn a house-elf free +was to present it with proper garments. It was pitiful +to see the way Winky clutched at her tea towel as she +sobbed over Mr. Crouch’s feet. + +“But she was frightened!” Hermione burst out angrily, +glaring at Mr. Crouch. “Your elf’s scared of heights, +and those wizards in masks were levitating people! + +You can’t blame her for wanting to get out of their +way!” + +Mr. Crouch took a step backward, freeing himself +from contact with the elf, whom he was surveying as +though she were something filthy and rotten that was +contaminating his over-shined shoes. + +“I have no use for a house-elf who disobeys me,” he +said coldly, looking over at Hermione. “I have no use +for a servant who forgets what is due to her master, +and to her master’s reputation.” + +Winky was crying so hard that her sobs echoed +around the clearing. There was a very nasty silence, +which was ended by Mr. Weasley, who said quietly, +“Well, I think I’ll take my lot back to the tent, if +nobody’s got any objections. Amos, that wand’s told +us all it can — if Harry could have it back, please — ” + +Mr. Diggory handed Harry his wand and Harry +pocketed it. + +“Come on, you three,” Mr. Weasley said quietly. But +Hermione didn’t seem to want to move; her eyes were +still upon the sobbing elf. ��Hermione!” Mr. Weasley +said, more urgently. She turned and followed Harry +and Ron out of the clearing and off through the trees. +Page | 153 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s going to happen to Winky?” said Hermione, +the moment they had left the clearing. + +“I don’t know,” said Mr. Weasley. + +“The way they were treating her!” said Hermione +furiously. “Mr. Diggory, calling her ‘elf’ all the time ... +and Mr. Crouch! He knows she didn’t do it and he’s +still going to sack her! He didn’t care how frightened +she’d been, or how upset she was — it was like she +wasn’t even human!” + +“Well, she’s not,” said Ron. + +Hermione rounded on him. + +“That doesn’t mean she hasn’t got feelings, Ron. It’s +disgusting the way — ” + +“Hermione, I agree with you,” said Mr. Weasley +quickly, beckoning her on, “but now is not the time to +discuss elf rights. I want to get back to the tent as +fast as we can. What happened to the others?” + +“We lost them in the dark,” said Ron. “Dad, why was +everyone so uptight about that skull thing?” + +“I’ll explain everything back at the tent,” said Mr. +Weasley tensely. + +But when they reached the edge of the wood, their +progress was impeded. A large crowd of frightened- +looking witches and wizards was congregated there, +and when they saw Mr. Weasley coming toward them, +many of them surged forward. + +“What’s going on in there?” + +“Who conjured it?” + +Page | 154 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Arthur — it’s not — Him?” + + + +“Of course it’s not Him,” said Mr. Weasley +impatiently. “We don’t know who it was; it looks like +they Disapparated. Now excuse me, please, I want to +get to bed.” + +He led Harry, Ron, and Hermione through the crowd +and back into the campsite. All was quiet now; there +was no sign of the masked wizards, though several +ruined tents were still smoking. + +Charlie’s head was poking out of the boys’ tent. + +“Dad, what’s going on?” he called through the dark. +“Fred, George, and Ginny got back okay, but the +others — ” + +“I’ve got them here,” said Mr. Weasley, bending down +and entering the tent. Harry, Ron, and Hermione +entered after him. + +Bill was sitting at the small kitchen table, holding a +bedsheet to his arm, which was bleeding profusely. +Charlie had a large rip in his shirt, and Percy was +sporting a bloody nose. Fred, George, and Ginny +looked unhurt, though shaken. + +“Did you get them, Dad?” said Bill sharply. “The +person who conjured the Mark?” + +“No,” said Mr. Weasley. “We found Barty Crouch’s elf +holding Harry’s wand, but we’re none the wiser about +who actually conjured the Mark.” + +“What?” said Bill, Charlie, and Percy together. + +“Harry’s wand?” said Fred. + + + +Page | 155 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mr. Crouch’s elf?” said Percy, sounding +thunderstruck. + +With some assistance from Harry, Ron, and +Hermione, Mr. Weasley explained what had happened +in the woods. When they had finished their story, +Percy swelled indignantly. + +“Well, Mr. Crouch is quite right to get rid of an elf like +that!” he said. “Running away when he’d expressly +told her not to ... embarrassing him in front of the +whole Ministry . . . how would that have looked, if +she’d been brought up in front of the Department for +the Regulation and Control — ” + +“She didn’t do anything — she was just in the wrong +place at the wrong time!” Hermione snapped at Percy, +who looked very taken aback. Hermione had always +got on fairly well with Percy — better, indeed, than +any of the others. + +“Hermione, a wizard in Mr. Crouch’s position can’t +afford a house-elf who’s going to run amok with a +wand!” said Percy pompously, recovering himself. + +“She didn’t run amok!” shouted Hermione. “She just +picked it up off the ground!” + +“Look, can someone just explain what that skull thing +was?” said Ron impatiently. “It wasn’t hurting +anyone. ... Why’s it such a big deal?” + +“I told you, it’s You-Know-Who’s symbol, Ron,” said +Hermione, before anyone else could answer. “I read +about it in The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts.” + +“And it hasn’t been seen for thirteen years,” said Mr. +Weasley quietly. “Of course people panicked ... it was +almost like seeing You-Know-Who back again.” + +Page | 156 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t get it,” said Ron, frowning. “I mean ... it’s still +only a shape in the sky. ...” + +“Ron, You-Know-Who and his followers sent the Dark +Mark into the air whenever they killed,” said Mr. +Weasley. “The terror it inspired ... you have no idea, +you’re too young. Just picture coming home and +finding the Dark Mark hovering over your house, and +knowing what you’re about to find inside. ...” Mr. +Weasley winced. “Everyone’s worst fear ... the very +worst ...” + +There was silence for a moment. Then Bill, removing +the sheet from his arm to check on his cut, said, + +“Well, it didn’t help us tonight, whoever conjured it. It +scared the Death Eaters away the moment they saw +it. They all Disapparated before we’d got near enough +to unmask any of them. We caught the Robertses +before they hit the ground, though. They’re having +their memories modified right now.” + +“Death Eaters?” said Harry. “What are Death Eaters?” + +“It’s what You-Know- Who’s supporters called +themselves,” said Bill. “I think we saw what’s left of +them tonight — the ones who managed to keep +themselves out of Azkaban, anyway.” + +“We can’t prove it was them, Bill,” said Mr. Weasley. +“Though it probably was,” he added hopelessly. + +“Yeah, I bet it was!” said Ron suddenly. “Dad, we met +Draco Malfoy in the woods, and he as good as told us +his dad was one of those nutters in masks! And we all +know the Malfoys were right in with You-Know-Who!” + +“But what were Voldemort’s supporters — ” Harry +began. Everybody flinched — like most of the +wizarding world, the Weasleys always avoided saying + +Page | 157 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort’s name. “Sorry,” said Harry quickly. “What +were You -Know- Who’s supporters up to, levitating +Muggles? I mean, what was the point?” + +“The point?” said Mr. Weasley with a hollow laugh. +“Harry, that’s their idea of fun. Half the Muggle +killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were +done for fun. I suppose they had a few drinks tonight +and couldn’t resist reminding us all that lots of them +are still at large. A nice little reunion for them,” he +finished disgustedly. + +“But if they were the Death Eaters, why did they +Disapparate when they saw the Dark Mark?” said +Ron. “They’d have been pleased to see it, wouldn’t +they?” + +“Use your brains, Ron,” said Bill. “If they really were +Death Eaters, they worked very hard to keep out of +Azkaban when You-Know-Who lost power, and told all +sorts of lies about him forcing them to kill and torture +people. I bet they’d be even more frightened than the +rest of us to see him come back. They denied they’d +ever been involved with him when he lost his powers, +and went back to their daily lives. ... I don’t reckon +he’d be over-pleased with them, do you?” + +“So ... whoever conjured the Dark Mark ...” said +Hermione slowly, “were they doing it to show support +for the Death Eaters, or to scare them away?” + +“Your guess is as good as ours, Hermione,” said Mr. +Weasley. “But I’ll tell you this ... it was only the Death +Eaters who ever knew how to conjure it. I’d be very +surprised if the person who did it hadn’t been a Death +Eater once, even if they’re not now. ... Listen, it’s very +late, and if your mother hears what’s happened she’ll +be worried sick. We’ll get a few more hours sleep and +then try and get an early Portkey out of here.” + +Page | 158 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry got back into his bunk with his head buzzing. +He knew he ought to feel exhausted: It was nearly +three in the morning, but he felt wide-awake — wide- +awake, and worried. + +Three days ago — it felt like much longer, but it had +only been three days — he had awoken with his scar +burning. And tonight, for the first time in thirteen +years, Lord Voldemort’s mark had appeared in the +sky. What did these things mean? + +He thought of the letter he had written to Sirius +before leaving Privet Drive. Would Sirius have gotten +it yet? When would he reply? Harry lay looking up at +the canvas, but no flying fantasies came to him now +to ease him to sleep, and it was a long time after +Charlie’s snores filled the tent that Harry finally dozed +off. + + + +Page | 159 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +MAYHEM AT THE MINISTRY + +Mr. Weasley woke them after only a few hours sleep. +He used magic to pack up the tents, and they left the +campsite as quickly as possible, passing Mr. Roberts +at the door of his cottage. Mr. Roberts had a strange, +dazed look about him, and he waved them off with a +vague “Merry Christmas.” + +“Hell be all right,” said Mr. Weasley quietly as they +marched off onto the moor. “Sometimes, when a +person’s memory’s modified, it makes him a bit +disorientated for a while . . . and that was a big thing +they had to make him forget.” + +They heard urgent voices as they approached the spot +where the Portkeys lay, and when they reached it, +they found a great number of witches and wizards +gathered around Basil, the keeper of the Portkeys, all +clamoring to get away from the campsite as quickly as +possible. Mr. Weasley had a hurried discussion with +Basil; they joined the queue, and were able to take an +old rubber tire back to Stoatshead Hill before the sun +had really risen. They walked back through Ottery St. +Page | 160 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +Catchpole and up the damp lane toward the Burrow +in the dawn light, talking very little because they were +so exhausted, and thinking longingly of their +breakfast. As they rounded the corner and the +Burrow came into view, a cry echoed along the lane. + +“Oh thank goodness, thank goodness!” + +Mrs. Weasley, who had evidently been waiting for +them in the front yard, came running toward them, +still wearing her bedroom slippers, her face pale and +strained, a rolled-up copy of the Daily Prophet +clutched in her hand. + +“Arthur — I’ve been so worried — so worried — ” + +She flung her arms around Mr. Weasley’s neck, and +the Daily Prophet fell out of her limp hand onto the +ground. Looking down, Harry saw the headline: +SCENES OF TERROR AT THE QUIDDITCH WORLD +CUP, complete with a twinkling black-and-white +photograph of the Dark Mark over the treetops. + +“You’re all right,” Mrs. Weasley muttered distractedly, +releasing Mr. Weasley and staring around at them all +with red eyes, “you’re alive. ... Oh boys ...” + +And to everybody’s surprise, she seized Fred and +George and pulled them both into such a tight hug +that their heads banged together. + +“ Ouch\ Mum — you’re strangling us — ” + +“I shouted at you before you left!” Mrs. Weasley said, +starting to sob. “It’s all I’ve been thinking about! What +if You-Know-Who had got you, and the last thing I +ever said to you was that you didn’t get enough +O.W.L.s? Oh Fred ... George ...” + + + +Page | 161 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on, now, Molly, we’re all perfectly okay,” said +Mr. Weasley soothingly, prising her off the twins and +leading her back toward the house. “Bill,” he added in +an undertone, “pick up that paper, I want to see what +it says. ...” + +When they were all crammed into the tiny kitchen, +and Hermione had made Mrs. Weasley a cup of very +strong tea, into which Mr. Weasley insisted on +pouring a shot of Ogdens Old Firewhiskey, Bill +handed his father the newspaper. Mr. Weasley +scanned the front page while Percy looked over his +shoulder. + +“I knew it,” said Mr. Weasley heavily. “Ministry +blunders ... culprits not apprehended ... lax security ... +Dark wizards running unchecked . . . national disgrace +... Who wrote this? Ah ... of course ... Rita Skeeter.” + +“That woman’s got it in for the Ministry of Magic!” +said Percy furiously. “Last week she was saying we’re +wasting our time quibbling about cauldron thickness, +when we should be stamping out vampires! As if it +wasn’t specifically stated in paragraph twelve of the +Guidelines for the Treatment of Non-Wizard Part- +Humans — ” + +“Do us a favor, Perce,” said Bill, yawning, “and shut +up.” + +“I’m mentioned,” said Mr. Weasley, his eyes widening +behind his glasses as he reached the bottom of the +Daily Prophet article. + +“Where?” spluttered Mrs. Weasley, choking on her tea +and whiskey. “If I’d seen that, I’d have known you +were alive!” + + + +Page | 162 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not by name,” said Mr. Weasley. “Listen to this: ‘If +the terrified wizards and witches who waited +breathlessly for news at the edge of the wood expected +reassurance from the Ministry of Magic, they were +sadly disappointed. A Ministry official emerged some +time after the appearance of the Dark Mark alleging +that nobody had been hurt, but refusing to give any +more information. Whether this statement will be +enough to quash the rumors that several bodies were +removed from the woods an hour later, remains to be +seen.’ Oh really,” said Mr. Weasley in exasperation, +handing the paper to Percy. “Nobody was hurt. What +was I supposed to say? Rumors that several bodies +were removed from the woods ... well, there certainly +will be rumors now she’s printed that.” + +He heaved a deep sigh. “Molly, I’m going to have to go +into the office; this is going to take some smoothing +over.” + +“I’ll come with you, Father,” said Percy importantly. +“Mr. Crouch will need all hands on deck. And I can +give him my cauldron report in person.” + +He bustled out of the kitchen. Mrs. Weasley looked +most upset. + +“Arthur, you’re supposed to be on holiday! This hasn’t +got anything to do with your office; surely they can +handle this without you?” + +“I’ve got to go, Molly,” said Mr. Weasley. “I’ve made +things worse. I’ll just change into my robes and I’ll be +off. ...” + +“Mrs. Weasley,” said Harry suddenly, unable to +contain himself, “Hedwig hasn’t arrived with a letter +for me, has she?” + + + +Page | 163 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hedwig, dear?” said Mrs. Weasley distractedly. “No ... +no, there hasn’t been any post at all.” + +Ron and Hermione looked curiously at Harry. With a +meaningful look at both of them he said, “All right if I +go and dump my stuff in your room, Ron?” + +“Yeah ... think I will too,” said Ron at once. +“Hermione?” + +“Yes,” she said quickly, and the three of them +marched out of the kitchen and up the stairs. + +“What’s up, Harry?” said Ron, the moment they had +closed the door of the attic room behind them. + +“There’s something I haven’t told you,” Harry said. + +“On Saturday morning, I woke up with my scar +hurting again.” + +Ron’s and Hermione’s reactions were almost exactly +as Harry had imagined them back in his bedroom on +Privet Drive. Hermione gasped and started making +suggestions at once, mentioning a number of +reference books, and everybody from Albus +Dumbledore to Madam Pomfrey, the Hogwarts nurse. +Ron simply looked dumbstruck. + +“But — he wasn’t there, was he? You-Know-Who? I +mean — last time your scar kept hurting, he was at +Hogwarts, wasn’t he?” + +“I’m sure he wasn’t on Privet Drive,” said Harry. “But I +was dreaming about him . . . him and Peter — you +know, Wormtail. I can’t remember all of it now, but +they were plotting to kill ... someone.” + + + +Page | 164 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had teetered for a moment on the verge of saying +“me,” but couldn’t bring himself to make Hermione +look any more horrified than she already did. + +“It was only a dream,” said Ron bracingly. “Just a +nightmare.” + +“Yeah, but was it, though?” said Harry, turning to +look out of the window at the brightening sky. “It’s +weird, isn’t it? ... My scar hurts, and three days later +the Death Eaters are on the march, and Voldemort’s +sign’s up in the sky again.” + +“Don’t — say — his — name!” Ron hissed through +gritted teeth. + +“And remember what Professor Trelawney said?” + +Harry went on, ignoring Ron. “At the end of last +year?” + +Professor Trelawney was their Divination teacher at +Hogwarts. Hermione ’s terrified look vanished as she +let out a derisive snort. + +“Oh Harry, you aren’t going to pay attention to +anything that old fraud says?” + +“You weren’t there,” said Harry. “You didn’t hear her. +This time was different. I told you, she went into a +trance — a real one. And she said the Dark Lord +would rise again . . . greater and more terrible than ever +before ... and he’d manage it because his servant was +going to go back to him ... and that night Wormtail +escaped.” + +There was a silence in which Ron fidgeted +absentmindedly with a hole in his Chudley Cannons +bedspread. + + + +Page | 165 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why were you asking if Hedwig had come, Harry?” +Hermione asked. “Are you expecting a letter?” + +“I told Sirius about my scar,” said Harry, shrugging. +“I’m waiting for his answer.” + +“Good thinking!” said Ron, his expression clearing. “I +bet Sirius ’ll know what to do!” + +“I hoped he’d get back to me quickly,” said Harry. + +“But we don’t know where Sirius is ... he could be in +Africa or somewhere, couldn’t he?” said Hermione +reasonably. “Hedwig’s not going to manage that +journey in a few days.” + +“Yeah, I know,” said Harry, but there was a leaden +feeling in his stomach as he looked out of the window +at the Hedwig-free sky. + +“Come and have a game of Quidditch in the orchard, +Harry,” said Ron. “Come on — three on three, Bill and +Charlie and Fred and George will play. ... You can try +out the Wronski Feint. ...” + +“Ron,” said Hermione, in an I-don’t-think-you’re- +being- very- sensitive sort of voice, “Harry doesn’t want +to play Quidditch right now. ... He’s worried, and he’s +tired. ... We all need to go to bed. ...” + +“Yeah, I want to play Quidditch,” said Harry +suddenly. “Hang on, I’ll get my Firebolt.” + +Hermione left the room, muttering something that +sounded very much like “Boys.” + +k k k + + + +Page | 166 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neither Mr. Weasley nor Percy was at home much +over the following week. Both left the house each +morning before the rest of the family got up, and +returned well after dinner every night. + +“It’s been an absolute uproar,” Percy told them +importantly the Sunday evening before they were due +to return to Hogwarts. “I’ve been putting out fires all +week. People keep sending Howlers, and of course, if +you don’t open a Howler straight away, it explodes. +Scorch marks all over my desk and my best quill +reduced to cinders.” + +“Why are they all sending Howlers?” asked Ginny, +who was mending her copy of One Thousand Magical +Herbs and Fungi with Spellotape on the rug in front of +the living room fire. + +“Complaining about security at the World Cup,” said +Percy. “They want compensation for their ruined +property. Mundungus Fletcher’s put in a claim for a +twelve-bedroomed tent with en-suite Jacuzzi, but I’ve +got his number. I know for a fact he was sleeping +under a cloak propped on sticks.” + +Mrs. Weasley glanced at the grandfather clock in the +corner. Harry liked this clock. It was completely +useless if you wanted to know the time, but otherwise +very informative. It had nine golden hands, and each +of them was engraved with one of the Weasley family’s +names. There were no numerals around the face, but +descriptions of where each family member might be. +“Home,” “school,” and “work” were there, but there +was also “traveling,” “lost,” “hospital,” “prison,” and, +in the position where the number twelve would be on +a normal clock, “mortal peril.” + +Eight of the hands were currently pointing to the +“home” position, but Mr. Weasley’s, which was the + +Page | 167 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +longest, was still pointing to “work.” Mrs. Weasley +sighed. + + + +“Your father hasn’t had to go into the office on +weekends since the days of You-Know-Who,” she said. +“They’re working him far too hard. His dinner’s going +to be mined if he doesn’t come home soon.” + +“Well, Father feels he’s got to make up for his mistake +at the match, doesn’t he?” said Percy. “If truth be +told, he was a tad unwise to make a public statement +without clearing it with his Head of Department first + + + +“Don’t you dare blame your father for what that +wretched Skeeter woman wrote!” said Mrs. Weasley, +flaring up at once. + +“If Dad hadn’t said anything, old Rita would just have +said it was disgraceful that nobody from the Ministry +had commented,” said Bill, who was playing chess +with Ron. “Rita Skeeter never makes anyone look +good. Remember, she interviewed all the Gringotts’ +Charm Breakers once, and called me ‘a long-haired +pillock’?” + +“Well, it is a bit long, dear,” said Mrs. Weasley gently. +“If you’d just let me — ” + +“No, Mum.” + +Rain lashed against the living room window. + +Hermione was immersed in The Standard Book of +Spells, Grade 4, copies of which Mrs. Weasley had +bought for her, Harry, and Ron in Diagon Alley. +Charlie was darning a fireproof balaclava. Harry was +polishing his Firebolt, the broomstick servicing kit +Hermione had given him for his thirteenth birthday +open at his feet. Fred and George were sitting in a far +Page | 168 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +corner, quills out, talking in whispers, their heads +bent over a piece of parchment. + +“What are you two up to?” said Mrs. Weasley sharply, +her eyes on the twins. + +“Homework,” said Fred vaguely. + +“Don’t be ridiculous, you’re still on holiday,” said Mrs. +Weasley. + +“Yeah, we’ve left it a bit late,” said George. + +“You’re not by any chance writing out a new order +form, are you?” said Mrs. Weasley shrewdly. “You +wouldn’t be thinking of restarting Weasleys’ Wizard +Wheezes, by any chance?” + +“Now, Mum,” said Fred, looking up at her, a pained +look on his face. “If the Hogwarts Express crashed +tomorrow, and George and I died, how would you feel +to know that the last thing we ever heard from you +was an unfounded accusation?” + +Everyone laughed, even Mrs. Weasley. + +“Oh your father’s coming!” she said suddenly, looking +up at the clock again. + +Mr. Weasley’s hand had suddenly spun from “work” +to “traveling”; a second later it had shuddered to a +halt on “home” with the others, and they heard him +calling from the kitchen. + +“Coming, Arthur!” called Mrs. Weasley, hurrying out +of the room. + + + +Page | 169 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A few moments later, Mr. Weasley came into the +warm living room carrying his dinner on a tray. He +looked completely exhausted. + +“Well, the fat’s really in the fire now,” he told Mrs. +Weasley as he sat down in an armchair near the +hearth and toyed unenthusiastically with his +somewhat shriveled cauliflower. “Rita Skeeter’s been +ferreting around all week, looking for more Ministry +mess-ups to report. And now she’s found out about +poor old Bertha going missing, so that’ll be the +headline in the Prophet tomorrow. I told Bagman he +should have sent someone to look for her ages ago.” + +“Mr. Crouch has been saying it for weeks and weeks,” +said Percy swiftly. + +“Crouch is very lucky Rita hasn’t found out about +Winky,” said Mr. Weasley irritably. “There’d be a +week’s worth of headlines in his house-elf being +caught holding the wand that conjured the Dark +Mark.” + +“I thought we were all agreed that that elf, while +irresponsible, did not conjure the Mark?” said Percy +hotly. + +“If you ask me, Mr. Crouch is very lucky no one at the +Daily Prophet knows how mean he is to elves!” said +Hermione angrily. + +“Now look here, Hermione!” said Percy. “A high- +ranking Ministry official like Mr. Crouch deserves +unswerving obedience from his servants — ” + +“His slave, you mean!” said Hermione, her voice rising +passionately, “because he didn’t pay Winky, did he?” + + + +Page | 170 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think you’d all better go upstairs and check that +you’ve packed properly!” said Mrs. Weasley, breaking +up the argument. “Come on now, all of you. ...” + +Harry repacked his broomstick servicing kit, put his +Firebolt over his shoulder, and went back upstairs +with Ron. The rain sounded even louder at the top of +the house, accompanied by loud whistlings and +moans from the wind, not to mention sporadic howls +from the ghoul who lived in the attic. Pigwidgeon +began twittering and zooming around his cage when +they entered. The sight of the half-packed trunks +seemed to have sent him into a frenzy of excitement. + +“Bung him some Owl Treats,” said Ron, throwing a +packet across to Harry. “It might shut him up.” + +Harry poked a few Owl Treats through the bars of +Pigwidgeon’s cage, then turned to his trunk. Hedwig’s +cage stood next to it, still empty. + +“It’s been over a week,” Harry said, looking at +Hedwig’s deserted perch. “Ron, you don’t reckon +Sirius has been caught, do you?” + +“Nah, it would’ve been in the Daily Prophet,” said Ron. +“The Ministry would want to show they’d caught +someone, wouldn’t they?” + +“Yeah, I suppose. ...” + +“Look, here’s the stuff Mum got for you in Diagon +Alley. And she’s got some gold out of your vault for +you ... and she’s washed all your socks.” + +He heaved a pile of parcels onto Harry’s camp bed +and dropped the money bag and a load of socks next +to it. Harry started unwrapping the shopping. Apart +from The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 4, by + +Page | 171 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Miranda Goshawk, he had a handful of new quills, a +dozen rolls of parchment, and refills for his potion- +making kit — he had been running low on spine of +lionfish and essence of belladonna. He was just piling +underwear into his cauldron when Ron made a loud +noise of disgust behind him. + +“What is that supposed to be?” + +He was holding up something that looked to Harry +like a long, maroon velvet dress. It had a moldy- +looking lace frill at the collar and matching lace cuffs. + +There was a knock on the door, and Mrs. Weasley +entered, carrying an armful of freshly laundered +Hogwarts robes. + +“Here you are,” she said, sorting them into two piles. +“Now, mind you pack them properly so they don’t +crease.” + +“Mum, you’ve given me Ginny’s new dress,” said Ron, +handing it out to her. + +“Of course I haven’t,” said Mrs. Weasley. “That’s for +you. Dress robes.” + +“What?” said Ron, looking horror-struck. + +“Dress robes!” repeated Mrs. Weasley. “It says on your +school list that you’re supposed to have dress robes +this year ... robes for formal occasions.” + +“You’ve got to be kidding,” said Ron in disbelief. “I’m +not wearing that, no way.” + +“Everyone wears them, Ron!” said Mrs. Weasley +crossly. “They’re all like that! Your father’s got some +for smart parties!” + +Page | 172 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll go starkers before I put that on,” said Ron +stubbornly. + +“Don’t be so silly,” said Mrs. Weasley. “You’ve got to +have dress robes, they’re on your list! I got some for +Harry too ... show him, Harry. ...” + +In some trepidation, Harry opened the last parcel on +his camp bed. It wasn’t as bad as he had expected, +however; his dress robes didn’t have any lace on them +at all — in fact, they were more or less the same as +his school ones, except that they were bottle green +instead of black. + +“I thought they’d bring out the color of your eyes, +dear,” said Mrs. Weasley fondly. + +“Well, they’re okay!” said Ron angrily, looking at +Harry’s robes. “Why couldn’t I have some like that?” + +“Because ... well, I had to get yours secondhand, and +there wasn’t a lot of choice!” said Mrs. Weasley, +flushing. + +Harry looked away. He would willingly have split all +the money in his Gringotts vault with the Weasleys, +but he knew they would never take it. + +“I’m never wearing them,” Ron was saying stubbornly. +“Never.” + +“Fine,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “Go naked. And, Harry, +make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows +I could do with a laugh.” + +She left the room, slamming the door behind her. +There was a funny spluttering noise from behind +them. Pigwidgeon was choking on an overlarge Owl +Treat. + +Page | 173 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why is everything I own rubbish?” said Ron +furiously, striding across the room to unstick +Pigwidgeon’s beak. + + + +Page | 174 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +ABOARD THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS + +There was a definite end-of-the-holidays gloom in the +air when Harry awoke next morning. Heavy rain was +still splattering against the window as he got dressed +in jeans and a sweatshirt; they would change into +their school robes on the Hogwarts Express. + +He, Ron, Fred, and George had just reached the first- +floor landing on their way down to breakfast, when +Mrs. Weasley appeared at the foot of the stairs, +looking harassed. + +“Arthur!” she called up the staircase. “Arthur! Urgent +message from the Ministry!” + +Harry flattened himself against the wall as Mr. +Weasley came clattering past with his robes on back- +to-front and hurtled out of sight. When Harry and the +others entered the kitchen, they saw Mrs. Weasley +rummaging anxiously in the drawers — “I’ve got a +quill here somewhere!” — and Mr. Weasley bending +over the fire, talking to — + + + +Page | 175 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry shut his eyes hard and opened them again to +make sure that they were working properly. + +Amos Diggory’s head was sitting in the middle of the +flames like a large, bearded egg. It was talking very +fast, completely unperturbed by the sparks flying +around it and the flames licking its ears. + +"... Muggle neighbors heard bangs and shouting, so +they went and called those what-d’you-call-’ems — +please-men. Arthur, you’ve got to get over there — ” + +“Here!” said Mrs. Weasley breathlessly, pushing a +piece of parchment, a bottle of ink, and a crumpled +quill into Mr. Weasley’s hands. + +“ — it’s a real stroke of luck I heard about it,” said Mr. +Diggory’s head. “I had to come into the office early to +send a couple of owls, and I found the Improper Use +of Magic lot all setting off — if Rita Skeeter gets hold +of this one, Arthur — ” + +“What does Mad-Eye say happened?” asked Mr. +Weasley, unscrewing the ink bottle, loading up his +quill, and preparing to take notes. + +Mr. Diggory’s head rolled its eyes. “Says he heard an +intruder in his yard. Says he was creeping toward the +house, but was ambushed by his dustbins.” + +“What did the dustbins do?” asked Mr. Weasley, +scribbling frantically. + +“Made one hell of a noise and fired rubbish +everywhere, as far as I can tell,” said Mr. Diggory. +“Apparently one of them was still rocketing around +when the please-men turned up — ” + +Mr. Weasley groaned. + +Page | 176 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what about the intruder?” + + + +“Arthur, you know Mad-Eye,” said Mr. Diggory’s head, +rolling its eyes again. “Someone creeping into his yard +in the dead of night? More likely there’s a very shell- +shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in +potato peelings. But if the Improper Use of Magic lot +get their hands on Mad-Eye, he’s had it — think of +his record — we’ve got to get him off on a minor +charge, something in your department — what are +exploding dustbins worth?” + +“Might be a caution,” said Mr. Weasley, still writing +very fast, his brow furrowed. “Mad-Eye didn’t use his +wand? He didn’t actually attack anyone?” + +“I’ll bet he leapt out of bed and started jinxing +everything he could reach through the window,” said +Mr. Diggory, “but they’ll have a job proving it, there +aren’t any casualties.” + +“All right, I’m off,” Mr. Weasley said, and he stuffed +the parchment with his notes on it into his pocket +and dashed out of the kitchen again. + +Mr. Diggory’s head looked around at Mrs. Weasley. + +“Sorry about this, Molly,” it said, more calmly, +“bothering you so early and everything . . . but Arthur’s +the only one who can get Mad-Eye off, and Mad-Eye’s +supposed to be starting his new job today. Why he +had to choose last night ...” + +“Never mind, Amos,” said Mrs. Weasley. “Sure you +won’t have a bit of toast or anything before you go?” + +“Oh go on, then,” said Mr. Diggory. + + + +Page | 177 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley took a piece of buttered toast from a +stack on the kitchen table, put it into the fire tongs, +and transferred it into Mr. Diggory’s mouth. + +“Fanks,” he said in a muffled voice, and then, with a +small pop, vanished. + +Harry could hear Mr. Weasley calling hurried good- +byes to Bill, Charlie, Percy, and the girls. Within five +minutes, he was back in the kitchen, his robes on the +right way now, dragging a comb through his hair. + +“I’d better hurry — you have a good term, boys,” said +Mr. Weasley to Harry, Ron, and the twins, fastening a +cloak over his shoulders and preparing to +Disapparate. “Molly, are you going to be all right +taking the kids to King’s Cross?” + +“Of course I will,” she said. “You just look after Mad- +Eye, we’ll be fine.” + +As Mr. Weasley vanished, Bill and Charlie entered the +kitchen. + +“Did someone say Mad-Eye?” Bill asked. “What’s he +been up to now? + +“He says someone tried to break into his house last +night,” said Mrs. Weasley. + +“Mad-Eye Moody?” said George thoughtfully, +spreading marmalade on his toast. “Isn’t he that +nutter — ” + +“Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody,” +said Mrs. Weasley sternly. + + + +Page | 178 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn’t he?” said Fred +quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room. “Birds of a +feather ...” + +“Moody was a great wizard in his time,” said Bill. + +“He’s an old friend of Dumbledore’s, isn’t he?” said +Charlie. + +“Dumbledore’s not what you’d call normal, though, is +he?” said Fred. “I mean, I know he’s a genius and +everything ...” + +“Who is Mad-Eye?” asked Harry. + +“He’s retired, used to work at the Ministry,” said +Charlie. “I met him once when Dad took me into work +with him. He was an Auror — one of the best ... a +Dark wizard catcher,” he added, seeing Harry’s blank +look. “Half the cells in Azkaban are full because of +him. He made himself loads of enemies, though ... the +families of people he caught, mainly . . . and I heard +he’s been getting really paranoid in his old age. +Doesn’t trust anyone anymore. Sees Dark wizards +everywhere.” + +Bill and Charlie decided to come and see everyone off +at King’s Cross station, but Percy, apologizing most +profusely, said that he really needed to get to work. + +“I just can’t justify taking more time off at the +moment,” he told them. “Mr. Crouch is really starting +to rely on me.” + +“Yeah, you know what, Percy?” said George seriously. +“I reckon he’ll know your name soon.” + + + +Page | 179 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley had braved the telephone in the village +post office to order three ordinary Muggle taxis to take +them into London. + + + +“Arthur tried to borrow Ministry cars for us,” Mrs. +Weasley whispered to Harry as they stood in the rain- +washed yard, watching the taxi drivers heaving six +heavy Hogwarts trunks into their cars. “But there +weren’t any to spare. ... Oh dear, they don’t look +happy, do they?” + +Harry didn’t like to tell Mrs. Weasley that Muggle taxi +drivers rarely transported overexcited owls, and +Pigwidgeon was making an earsplitting racket. Nor +did it help that a number of Filibuster’s Fabulous +Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks went off unexpectedly +when Fred’s trunk sprang open, causing the driver +carrying it to yell with fright and pain as Crookshanks +clawed his way up the man’s leg. + +The journey was uncomfortable, owing to the fact that +they were jammed in the back of the taxis with their +trunks. Crookshanks took quite a while to recover +from the fireworks, and by the time they entered +London, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all severely +scratched. They were very relieved to get out at King’s +Cross, even though the rain was coming down harder +than ever, and they got soaked carrying their trunks +across the busy road and into the station. + +Harry was used to getting onto platform nine and +three-quarters by now. It was a simple matter of +walking straight through the apparently solid barrier +dividing platforms nine and ten. The only tricky part +was doing this in an unobtrusive way, so as to avoid +attracting Muggle attention. They did it in groups +today; Harry, Ron, and Hermione (the most +conspicuous, since they were accompanied by +Pigwidgeon and Crookshanks) went first; they leaned +Page | 180 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +casually against the barrier, chatting unconcernedly, +and slid sideways through it ... and as they did so, +platform nine and three-quarters materialized in front +of them. + +The Hogwarts Express, a gleaming scarlet steam +engine, was already there, clouds of steam billowing +from it, through which the many Hogwarts students +and parents on the platform appeared like dark +ghosts. Pigwidgeon became noisier than ever in +response to the hooting of many owls through the +mist. Harry, Ron, and Hermione set off to find seats, +and were soon stowing their luggage in a +compartment halfway along the train. They then +hopped back down onto the platform to say good-bye +to Mrs. Weasley, Bill, and Charlie. + +“I might be seeing you all sooner than you think,” +said Charlie, grinning, as he hugged Ginny good-bye. + +“Why?” said Fred keenly. + +“You’ll see,” said Charlie. “Just don’t tell Percy I +mentioned it ... it’s ‘classified information, until such +time as the Ministry sees fit to release it,’ after all.” + +“Yeah, I sort of wish I were back at Hogwarts this +year,” said Bill, hands in his pockets, looking almost +wistfully at the train. + +“Why?” said George impatiently. + +“You’re going to have an interesting year,” said Bill, +his eyes twinkling. “I might even get time off to come +and watch a bit of it. ...” + +“A bit of what?” said Ron. + + + +Page | 181 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But at that moment, the whistle blew, and Mrs. +Weasley chivvied them toward the train doors. + +“Thanks for having us to stay, Mrs. Weasley,” said +Hermione as they climbed on board, closed the door, +and leaned out of the window to talk to her. + +“Yeah, thanks for everything, Mrs. Weasley,” said +Harry. + +“Oh it was my pleasure, dears,” said Mrs. Weasley. +“Td invite you for Christmas, but ... well, I expect +you’re all going to want to stay at Hogwarts, what +with ... one thing and another.” + +“Mum!” said Ron irritably. “What d’you three know +that we don’t?” + +“You’ll find out this evening, I expect,” said Mrs. +Weasley, smiling. “It’s going to be very exciting — +mind you, I’m very glad they’ve changed the rules — ” + +“What rules?” said Harry, Ron, Fred, and George +together. + +“I’m sure Professor Dumbledore will tell you. ... Now, +behave, won’t you? Won’t you, Fred? And you, +George?” + +The pistons hissed loudly and the train began to +move. + +“Tell us what’s happening at Hogwarts!” Fred +bellowed out of the window as Mrs. Weasley, Bill, and +Charlie sped away from them. “What rules are they +changing?” + + + +Page | 182 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Mrs. Weasley only smiled and waved. Before the +train had rounded the corner, she, Bill, and Charlie +had Disapparated. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione went back to their +compartment. The thick rain splattering the windows +made it very difficult to see out of them. Ron undid +his trunk, pulled out his maroon dress robes, and +flung them over Pigwidgeon’s cage to muffle his +hooting. + +“Bagman wanted to tell us what’s happening at +Hogwarts,” he said grumpily, sitting down next to +Harry. “At the World Cup, remember? But my own +mother won’t say. Wonder what — ” + +“Shh!” Hermione whispered suddenly, pressing her +finger to her lips and pointing toward the +compartment next to theirs. Harry and Ron listened, +and heard a familiar drawling voice drifting in +through the open door. + +"... Father actually considered sending me to +Durmstrang rather than Hogwarts, you know. He +knows the headmaster, you see. Well, you know his +opinion of Dumbledore — the man’s such a +Mudblood-lover — and Durmstrang doesn’t admit +that sort of riffraff. But Mother didn’t like the idea of +me going to school so far away. Father says +Durmstrang takes a far more sensible line than +Hogwarts about the Dark Arts. Durmstrang students +actually learn them, not just the defense rubbish we +do. ...” + +Hermione got up, tiptoed to the compartment door, +and slid it shut, blocking out Malfoy’s voice. + + + +Page | 183 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So he thinks Durmstrang would have suited him, +does he?” she said angrily. “I wish he had gone, then +we wouldn’t have to put up with him.” + +“Durmstrang’s another wizarding school?” said Harry. + +“Yes,” said Hermione sniffily, “and it’s got a horrible +reputation. According to An Appraisal of Magical +Education in Europe, it puts a lot of emphasis on the +Dark Arts.” + +“I think I’ve heard of it,” said Ron vaguely. “Where is +it? What country?” + +“Well, nobody knows, do they?” said Hermione, +raising her eyebrows. + +“Er — why not?” said Harry. + +“There’s traditionally been a lot of rivalry between all +the magic schools. Durmstrang and Beauxbatons like +to conceal their whereabouts so nobody can steal +their secrets,” said Hermione matter-of-factly. + +“Come off it,” said Ron, starting to laugh. +“Durmstrang’s got to be about the same size as +Hogwarts — how are you going to hide a great big +castle?” + +“But Hogwarts is hidden,” said Hermione, in surprise. +“Everyone knows that ... well, everyone who’s read +Hogwarts, A History, anyway.” + +“Just you, then,” said Ron. “So go on — how d’you +hide a place like Hogwarts?” + +“It’s bewitched,” said Hermione. “If a Muggle looks at +it, all they see is a moldering old ruin with a sign over + + + +Page | 184 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the entrance saying DANGER, DO NOT ENTER, +UNSAFE.” + +“So Durmstrangll just look like a min to an outsider +too?” + +“Maybe,” said Hermione, shrugging, “or it might have +Muggle-repelling charms on it, like the World Cup +stadium. And to keep foreign wizards from finding it, +they’ll have made it Unplottable — ” + +“Come again?” + +“Well, you can enchant a building so it’s impossible to +plot on a map, can’t you?” + +“Er ... if you say so,” said Harry. + +“But I think Durmstrang must be somewhere in the +far north,” said Hermione thoughtfully. “Somewhere +very cold, because they’ve got fur capes as part of +their uniforms.” + +“Ah, think of the possibilities,” said Ron dreamily. “It +would’ve been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and +make it look like an accident. ... Shame his mother +likes him. ...” + +The rain became heavier and heavier as the train +moved farther north. The sky was so dark and the +windows so steamy that the lanterns were lit by +midday. The lunch trolley came rattling along the +corridor, and Harry bought a large stack of Cauldron +Cakes for them to share. + +Several of their friends looked in on them as the +afternoon progressed, including Seamus Finnigan, +Dean Thomas, and Neville Longbottom, a round- +faced, extremely forgetful boy who had been brought + +Page | 185 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +up by his formidable witch of a grandmother. Seamus +was still wearing his Ireland rosette. Some of its +magic seemed to be wearing off now; it was still +squeaking “ Troy — Mullet — Moran\” but in a very +feeble and exhausted sort of way. After half an hour +or so, Hermione, growing tired of the endless +Quidditch talk, buried herself once more in The +Standard Book of Spells, Grade 4, and started trying +to learn a Summoning Charm. + +Neville listened jealously to the others’ conversation +as they relived the Cup match. + +“Gran didn’t want to go,” he said miserably. “Wouldn’t +buy tickets. It sounded amazing though.” + +“It was,” said Ron. “Look at this, Neville. ...” + +He rummaged in his trunk up in the luggage rack and +pulled out the miniature figure of Viktor Krum. + +“Oh wow,” said Neville enviously as Ron tipped Krum +onto his pudgy hand. + +“We saw him right up close, as well,” said Ron. “We +were in the Top Box — ” + +“For the first and last time in your life, Weasley.” + +Draco Malfoy had appeared in the doorway. Behind +him stood Crabbe and Goyle, his enormous, thuggish +cronies, both of whom appeared to have grown at +least a foot during the summer. Evidently they had +overheard the conversation through the compartment +door, which Dean and Seamus had left ajar. + +“Don’t remember asking you to join us, Malfoy,” said +Harry coolly. + + + +Page | 186 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Weasley ... what is that?” said Malfoy, pointing at +Pigwidgeon’s cage. A sleeve of Ron’s dress robes was +dangling from it, swaying with the motion of the train, +the moldy lace cuff very obvious. + +Ron made to stuff the robes out of sight, but Malfoy +was too quick for him; he seized the sleeve and +pulled. + +“Look at this!” said Malfoy in ecstasy, holding up +Ron’s robes and showing Crabbe and Goyle, “Weasley, +you weren’t thinking of wearing these, were you? I +mean — they were very fashionable in about eighteen +ninety. ...” + +“Eat dung, Malfoy!” said Ron, the same color as the +dress robes as he snatched them back out of Malfoy’s +grip. Malfoy howled with derisive laughter; Crabbe +and Goyle guffawed stupidly. + +“So ... going to enter, Weasley? Going to try and bring +a bit of glory to the family name? There’s money +involved as well, you know ... you’d be able to afford +some decent robes if you won. ...” + +“What are you talking about?” snapped Ron. + +“ Are you going to enter?” Malfoy repeated. “I suppose +you will, Potter? You never miss a chance to show off, +do you?” + +“Either explain what you’re on about or go away, +Malfoy,” said Hermione testily, over the top of The +Standard Book of Spells, Grade 4. + +A gleeful smile spread across Malfoy’s pale face. + +“Don’t tell me you don’t know?” he said delightedly. +“You’ve got a father and brother at the Ministry and + +Page | 187 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you don’t even know ? My God, my father told me +about it ages ago ... heard it from Cornelius Fudge. +But then, Father’s always associated with the top +people at the Ministry. . . . Maybe your father’s too +junior to know about it, Weasley ... yes ... they +probably don’t talk about important stuff in front of +him. ...” + +Laughing once more, Malfoy beckoned to Crabbe and +Goyle, and the three of them disappeared. + +Ron got to his feet and slammed the sliding +compartment door so hard behind them that the glass +shattered. + +“Ronl” said Hermione reproachfully, and she pulled +out her wand, muttered “ ReparoV ’ and the glass +shards flew back into a single pane and back into the +door. + +“Well ... making it look like he knows everything and +we don’t. ...” Ron snarled. “ ‘Father’s always +associated with the top people at the Ministry.’... Dad +could’ve got a promotion any time ... he just likes it +where he is. ...” + +“Of course he does,” said Hermione quietly. “Don’t let +Malfoy get to you, Ron — ” + +“Him! Get to me!? As if!” said Ron, picking up one of +the remaining Cauldron Cakes and squashing it into +a pulp. + +Ron’s bad mood continued for the rest of the journey. +He didn’t talk much as they changed into their school +robes, and was still glowering when the Hogwarts +Express slowed down at last and finally stopped in +the pitch-darkness of Hogsmeade station. + + + +Page | 188 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As the train doors opened, there was a rumble of +thunder overhead. Hermione bundled up +Crookshanks in her cloak and Ron left his dress +robes over Pigwidgeon as they left the train, heads +bent and eyes narrowed against the downpour. The +rain was now coming down so thick and fast that it +was as though buckets of ice-cold water were being +emptied repeatedly over their heads. + +“Hi, Hagrid!” Harry yelled, seeing a gigantic silhouette +at the far end of the platform. + +“All righ’, Harry?” Hagrid bellowed back, waving. “See +yeh at the feast if we don’ drown!” + +First years traditionally reached Hogwarts Castle by +sailing across the lake with Hagrid. + +“Oooh, I wouldn’t fancy crossing the lake in this +weather,” said Hermione fervently, shivering as they +inched slowly along the dark platform with the rest of +the crowd. A hundred horseless carriages stood +waiting for them outside the station. Harry, Ron, +Hermione, and Neville climbed gratefully into one of +them, the door shut with a snap, and a few moments +later, with a great lurch, the long procession of +carriages was rumbling and splashing its way up the +track toward Hogwarts Castle. + + + +Page | 189 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT + +Through the gates, flanked with statues of winged +boars, and up the sweeping drive the carriages +trundled, swaying dangerously in what was fast +becoming a gale. Leaning against the window, Harry +could see Hogwarts coming nearer, its many lighted +windows blurred and shimmering behind the thick +curtain of rain. Lightning flashed across the sky as +their carriage came to a halt before the great oak front +doors, which stood at the top of a flight of stone steps. +People who had occupied the carriages in front were +already hurrying up the stone steps into the castle. +Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville jumped down from +their carriage and dashed up the steps too, looking up +only when they were safely inside the cavernous, +torch-lit entrance hall, with its magnificent marble +staircase. + +“Blimey,” said Ron, shaking his head and sending +water everywhere, “if that keeps up the lake’s going to +overflow. I’m soak — ARRGH!” + + + +Page | 190 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +A large, red, water-filled balloon had dropped from +out of the ceiling onto Ron’s head and exploded. +Drenched and sputtering, Ron staggered sideways +into Harry, just as a second water bomb dropped — +narrowly missing Hermione, it burst at Harry’s feet, +sending a wave of cold water over his sneakers into +his socks. People all around them shrieked and +started pushing one another in their efforts to get out +of the line of fire. Harry looked up and saw, floating +twenty feet above them, Peeves the Poltergeist, a little +man in a bell-covered hat and orange bow tie, his +wide, malicious face contorted with concentration as +he took aim again. + +“PEEVES!” yelled an angry voice. “Peeves, come down +here at ONCE!” + +Professor McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress and +head of Gryffindor House, had come dashing out of +the Great Hall; she skidded on the wet floor and +grabbed Hermione around the neck to stop herself +from falling. + +“Ouch — sorry, Miss Granger — ” + +“That’s all right, Professor!” Hermione gasped, +massaging her throat. + +“Peeves, get down here NOW!” barked Professor +McGonagall, straightening her pointed hat and +glaring upward through her square-rimmed +spectacles. + +“Not doing nothing!” cackled Peeves, lobbing a water +bomb at several fifth-year girls, who screamed and +dived into the Great Hall. “Already wet, aren’t they? +Little squirts! Wheeeeeeeeee!” And he aimed another +bomb at a group of second years who had just +arrived. + +Page | 191 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I shall call the headmaster!” shouted Professor +McGonagall. “I’m warning you, Peeves — ” + +Peeves stuck out his tongue, threw the last of his +water bombs into the air, and zoomed off up the +marble staircase, cackling insanely. + +“Well, move along, then!” said Professor McGonagall +sharply to the bedraggled crowd. “Into the Great Hall, +come on!” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione slipped and slid across the +entrance hall and through the double doors on the +right, Ron muttering furiously under his breath as he +pushed his sopping hair off his face. + +The Great Hall looked its usual splendid self, +decorated for the start-of-term feast. Golden plates +and goblets gleamed by the light of hundreds and +hundreds of candles, floating over the tables in +midair. The four long House tables were packed with +chattering students; at the top of the Hall, the staff +sat along one side of a fifth table, facing their pupils. + +It was much warmer in here. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione walked past the Slytherins, the +Ravenclaws, and the Hufflepuffs, and sat down with +the rest of the Gryffindors at the far side of the Hall, +next to Nearly Headless Nick, the Gryffindor ghost. +Pearly white and semitransparent, Nick was dressed +tonight in his usual doublet, but with a particularly +large ruff, which served the dual purpose of looking +extra-festive, and insuring that his head didn’t wobble +too much on his partially severed neck. + +“Good evening,” he said, beaming at them. + +“Says who?” said Harry, taking off his sneakers and +emptying them of water. “Hope they hurry up with the +Sorting. I’m starving.” + +Page | 192 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Sorting of the new students into Houses took +place at the start of every school year, but by an +unlucky combination of circumstances, Harry hadn’t +been present at one since his own. He was quite +looking forward to it. Just then, a highly excited, +breathless voice called down the table. + +“Hiya, Harry!” + +It was Colin Creevey, a third year to whom Harry was +something of a hero. + +“Hi, Colin,” said Harry warily. + +“Harry, guess what? Guess what, Harry? My brother’s +starting! My brother Dennis!” + +“Er — good,” said Harry. + +“He’s really excited!” said Colin, practically bouncing +up and down in his seat. “I just hope he’s in +Gryffindor! Keep your fingers crossed, eh, Harry?” + +“Er — yeah, all right,” said Harry. He turned back to +Hermione, Ron, and Nearly Headless Nick. “Brothers +and sisters usually go in the same Houses, don’t +they?” he said. He was judging by the Weasleys, all +seven of whom had been put into Gryffindor. + +“Oh no, not necessarily,” said Hermione. “Parvati +Patil’s twin’s in Ravenclaw, and they’re identical. +You’d think they’d be together, wouldn’t you?” + +Harry looked up at the staff table. There seemed to be +rather more empty seats there than usual. Hagrid, of +course, was still fighting his way across the lake with +the first years; Professor McGonagall was presumably +supervising the drying of the entrance hall floor, but + + + +Page | 193 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +there was another empty chair too, and Harry +couldn’t think who else was missing. + +“Where’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher?” said Hermione, who was also looking up at +the teachers. + +They had never yet had a Defense Against the Dark +Arts teacher who had lasted more than three terms. +Harry’s favorite by far had been Professor Lupin, who +had resigned last year. He looked up and down the +staff table. There was definitely no new face there. + +“Maybe they couldn’t get anyone!” said Hermione, +looking anxious. + +Harry scanned the table more carefully. Tiny little +Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher, was sitting on +a large pile of cushions beside Professor Sprout, the +Herbology teacher, whose hat was askew over her +flyaway gray hair. She was talking to Professor +Sinistra of the Astronomy department. On Professor +Sinistra ’s other side was the sallow-faced, hook- +nosed, greasy-haired Potions master, Snape — + +Harry’s least favorite person at Hogwarts. Harry’s +loathing of Snape was matched only by Snape ’s +hatred of him, a hatred which had, if possible, +intensified last year, when Harry had helped Sirius +escape right under Snape ’s overlarge nose — Snape +and Sirius had been enemies since their own school +days. + +On Snape ’s other side was an empty seat, which +Harry guessed was Professor McGonagall’s. Next to it, +and in the very center of the table, sat Professor +Dumbledore, the headmaster, his sweeping silver hair +and beard shining in the candlelight, his magnificent +deep green robes embroidered with many stars and +moons. The tips of Dumbledore ’s long, thin fingers +Page | 194 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were together and he was resting his chin upon them, +staring up at the ceiling through his half-moon +spectacles as though lost in thought. Harry glanced +up at the ceiling too. It was enchanted to look like the +sky outside, and he had never seen it look this +stormy. Black and purple clouds were swirling across +it, and as another thunderclap sounded outside, a +fork of lightning flashed across it. + +“Oh hurry up,” Ron moaned, beside Harry, “I could +eat a hippogriff.” + +The words were no sooner out of his mouth than the +doors of the Great Hall opened and silence fell. +Professor McGonagall was leading a long line of first +years up to the top of the Hall. If Harry, Ron, and +Hermione were wet, it was nothing to how these first +years looked. They appeared to have swum across the +lake rather than sailed. All of them were shivering +with a combination of cold and nerves as they filed +along the staff table and came to a halt in a line +facing the rest of the school — all of them except the +smallest of the lot, a boy with mousy hair, who was +wrapped in what Harry recognized as Hagrid’s +moleskin overcoat. The coat was so big for him that it +looked as though he were draped in a furry black +circus tent. His small face protruded from over the +collar, looking almost painfully excited. When he had +lined up with his terrified-looking peers, he caught +Colin Creevey’s eye, gave a double thumbs-up, and +mouthed, I fell in the lake\ He looked positively +delighted about it. + +Professor McGonagall now placed a three-legged stool +on the ground before the first years and, on top of it, +an extremely old, dirty, patched wizard’s hat. The first +years stared at it. So did everyone else. For a +moment, there was silence. Then a long tear near the + + + +Page | 195 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +brim opened wide like a mouth, and the hat broke +into song: + +A thousand years or more ago, + +When I was newly sewn, + +There lived four wizards of renown, + +Whose names are still well known: + +Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor, + +Fair Ravenclaw, from glen, + +Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad, + +Shrewd Slytherin, from fen. + +They shared a wish, a hope, a dream, + +They hatched a daring plan +To educate young sorcerers +Thus Hogwarts School began. + +Now each of these four founders +Formed their own house, for each +Did value different virtues +In the ones they had to teach. + +By Gryffindor, the bravest were +Prized far beyond the rest; + +For Ravenclaw, the cleverest +Would always be the best; + +For Hufflepuff, hard workers were +Most worthy of admission; + +And power-hungry Slytherin +Loved those of great ambition. + +While still alive they did divide +Their favorites from the throng, + +Yet how to pick the worthy ones +When they were dead and gone? + +Twas Gryffindor who found the way, + +He whipped me off his head + +The founders put some brains in me + +So I could choose instead! + +Now slip me snug about your ears, + +I’ve never yet been wrong, + +111 have a look inside your mind +And tell where you belong! + +Page | 196 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Great Hall rang with applause as the Sorting Hat +finished. + + + +“That’s not the song it sang when it Sorted us,” said +Harry, clapping along with everyone else. + +“Sings a different one every year,” said Ron. “It’s got +to be a pretty boring life, hasn’t it, being a hat? I +suppose it spends all year making up the next one.” + +Professor McGonagall was now unrolling a large scroll +of parchment. + +“When I call out your name, you will put on the hat +and sit on the stool,” she told the first years. “When +the hat announces your House, you will go and sit at +the appropriate table. + +“Ackerley, Stewart!” + +A boy walked forward, visibly trembling from head to +foot, picked up the Sorting Hat, put it on, and sat +down on the stool. + +“RAVENCLAW!” shouted the hat. + +Stewart Ackerley took off the hat and hurried into a +seat at the Ravenclaw table, where everyone was +applauding him. Harry caught a glimpse of Cho, the +Ravenclaw Seeker, cheering Stewart Ackerley as he +sat down. For a fleeting second, Harry had a strange +desire to join the Ravenclaw table too. + +“Baddock, Malcolm!” + +“SLYTHERIN!” + +The table on the other side of the hall erupted with +cheers; Harry could see Malfoy clapping as Baddock + +Page | 197 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +joined the Slytherins. Harry wondered whether +Baddock knew that Slytherin House had turned out +more Dark witches and wizards than any other. Fred +and George hissed Malcolm Baddock as he sat down. + +“Branstone, Eleanor!” + +“HUFFLEPUFF!” + +“Cauldwell, Owen!” + +“HUFFLEPUFF!” + +“Creevey, Dennis!” + +Tiny Dennis Creevey staggered forward, tripping over +Hagrid ’s moleskin, just as Hagrid himself sidled into +the Hall through a door behind the teachers’ table. +About twice as tall as a normal man, and at least +three times as broad, Hagrid, with his long, wild, +tangled black hair and beard, looked slightly alarming +— a misleading impression, for Harry, Ron, and +Hermione knew Hagrid to possess a very kind nature. +He winked at them as he sat down at the end of the +staff table and watched Dennis Creevey putting on +the Sorting Hat. The rip at the brim opened wide — + +“GRYFFINDOR!” the hat shouted. + +Hagrid clapped along with the Gryffindors as Dennis +Creevey, beaming widely, took off the hat, placed it +back on the stool, and hurried over to join his +brother. + +“Colin, I fell in!” he said shrilly, throwing himself into +an empty seat. “It was brilliant! And something in the +water grabbed me and pushed me back in the boat!” + + + +Page | 198 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Cool!” said Colin, just as excitedly. “It was probably +the giant squid, Dennis!” + +“Wow\” said Dennis, as though nobody in their +wildest dreams could hope for more than being +thrown into a storm-tossed, fathoms-deep lake, and +pushed out of it again by a giant sea monster. + +“Dennis! Dennis! See that boy down there? The one +with the black hair and glasses? See him? Know who +he is, Dennis ?” + +Harry looked away, staring very hard at the Sorting +Hat, now Sorting Emma Dobbs. + +The Sorting continued; boys and girls with varying +degrees of fright on their faces moving one by one to +the three-legged stool, the line dwindling slowly as +Professor McGonagall passed the L’s. + +“Oh hurry up,” Ron moaned, massaging his stomach. + +“Now, Ron, the Sorting’s much more important than +food,” said Nearly Headless Nick as “Madley, Laura!” +became a Hufflepuff. + +“ ’Course it is, if you’re dead,” snapped Ron. + +“I do hope this year’s batch of Gryffindors are up to +scratch,” said Nearly Headless Nick, applauding as +“McDonald, Natalie!” joined the Gryffindor table. “We +don’t want to break our winning streak, do we?” + +Gryffindor had won the Inter-House Championship +for the last three years in a row. + +“Pritchard, Graham!” + +“SLYTHERIN!” + +Page | 199 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Quirke, Orla!” + + + +“RAVENCLAW!” + +And finally, with “Whitby, Kevin!” (“HUFFLEPUFF!”), +the Sorting ended. Professor McGonagall picked up +the hat and the stool and carried them away. + +“About time,” said Ron, seizing his knife and fork and +looking expectantly at his golden plate. + +Professor Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was +smiling around at the students, his arms opened wide +in welcome. + +“I have only two words to say to you,” he told them, +his deep voice echoing around the Hall. “ Tuck in.” + +“Hear, hear!” said Harry and Ron loudly as the empty +dishes filled magically before their eyes. + +Nearly Headless Nick watched mournfully as Harry, +Ron, and Hermione loaded their own plates. + +“Aaah, ’at’s be’er,” said Ron, with his mouth full of +mashed potato. + +“You’re lucky there’s a feast at all tonight, you know,” +said Nearly Headless Nick. “There was trouble in the +kitchens earlier.” + +“Why? Wha’ ’appened?” said Harry, through a sizable +chunk of steak. + +“Peeves, of course,” said Nearly Headless Nick, +shaking his head, which wobbled dangerously. He +pulled his ruff a little higher up on his neck. “The +usual argument, you know. He wanted to attend the +feast — well, it’s quite out of the question, you know +Page | 200 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what he’s like, utterly uncivilized, can’t see a plate of +food without throwing it. We held a ghost’s council — +the Fat Friar was all for giving him the chance — but +most wisely, in my opinion, the Bloody Baron put his +foot down.” + +The Bloody Baron was the Slytherin ghost, a gaunt +and silent specter covered in silver bloodstains. He +was the only person at Hogwarts who could really +control Peeves. + +“Yeah, we thought Peeves seemed hacked off about +something,” said Ron darkly. “So what did he do in +the kitchens?” + +“Oh the usual,” said Nearly Headless Nick, shrugging. +“Wreaked havoc and mayhem. Pots and pans +everywhere. Place swimming in soup. Terrified the +house-elves out of their wits — ” + +Clang. + +Hermione had knocked over her golden goblet. +Pumpkin juice spread steadily over the tablecloth, +staining several feet of white linen orange, but +Hermione paid no attention. + +“There are house-elves here?” she said, staring, +horror-struck, at Nearly Headless Nick. “Here at +Hogwarts ?” + +“Certainly,” said Nearly Headless Nick, looking +surprised at her reaction. “The largest number in any +dwelling in Britain, I believe. Over a hundred.” + +“I’ve never seen one!” said Hermione. + +“Well, they hardly ever leave the kitchen by day, do +they?” said Nearly Headless Nick. “They come out at + +Page | 201 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +night to do a bit of cleaning . . . see to the fires and so +on. ... I mean, you’re not supposed to see them, are +you? That’s the mark of a good house-elf, isn’t it, that +you don’t know it’s there?” + +Hermione stared at him. + +“But they get paid?” she said. “They get holidays, +don’t they? And — and sick leave, and pensions, and +everything?” + +Nearly Headless Nick chortled so much that his ruff +slipped and his head flopped off, dangling on the inch +or so of ghostly skin and muscle that still attached it +to his neck. + +“Sick leave and pensions?” he said, pushing his head +back onto his shoulders and securing it once more +with his ruff. “House-elves don’t want sick leave and +pensions!” + +Hermione looked down at her hardly touched plate of +food, then put her knife and fork down upon it and +pushed it away from her. + +“Oh c’mon, ’Er-my-knee,” said Ron, accidentally +spraying Harry with bits of Yorkshire pudding. “Oops +— sorry, ’Arry — ” He swallowed. “You won’t get them +sick leave by starving yourself!” + +“Slave labor,” said Hermione, breathing hard through +her nose. “That’s what made this dinner. Slave labor.” + +And she refused to eat another bite. + +The rain was still drumming heavily against the high, +dark glass. Another clap of thunder shook the +windows, and the stormy ceiling flashed, illuminating + + + +Page | 202 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the golden plates as the remains of the first course +vanished and were replaced, instantly, with puddings. + +“Treacle tart, Hermione!” said Ron, deliberately +wafting its smell toward her. “Spotted dick, look! +Chocolate gateau!” + +But Hermione gave him a look so reminiscent of +Professor McGonagall that he gave up. + +When the puddings too had been demolished, and the +last crumbs had faded off the plates, leaving them +sparkling clean, Albus Dumbledore got to his feet +again. The buzz of chatter filling the Hall ceased +almost at once, so that only the howling wind and +pounding rain could be heard. + +“So!” said Dumbledore, smiling around at them all. +“Now that we are all fed and watered,” (“Hmph!” said +Hermione) “I must once more ask for your attention, +while I give out a few notices. + +“Mr. Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you +that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has +this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, +Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. The +full list comprises some four hundred and thirty- +seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr. + +Filch ’s office, if anybody would like to check it.” + +The corners of Dumbledore ’s mouth twitched. He +continued, “As ever, I would like to remind you all +that the forest on the grounds is out-of-bounds to +students, as is the village of Hogsmeade to all below +third year. + +“It is also my painful duty to inform you that the +Inter-House Quidditch Cup will not take place this +year.” + +Page | 203 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” Harry gasped. He looked around at Fred and +George, his fellow members of the Quidditch team. +They were mouthing soundlessly at Dumbledore, +apparently too appalled to speak. Dumbledore went +on, “This is due to an event that will be starting in +October, and continuing throughout the school year, +taking up much of the teachers’ time and energy — +but I am sure you will all enjoy it immensely. I have +great pleasure in announcing that this year at +Hogwarts — ” + +But at that moment, there was a deafening rumble of +thunder and the doors of the Great Hall banged open. + +A man stood in the doorway, leaning upon a long +staff, shrouded in a black traveling cloak. Every head +in the Great Hall swiveled toward the stranger, +suddenly brightly illuminated by a fork of lightning +that flashed across the ceiling. He lowered his hood, +shook out a long mane of grizzled, dark gray hair, +then began to walk up toward the teachers’ table. + +A dull clunk echoed through the Hall on his every +other step. He reached the end of the top table, +turned right, and limped heavily toward Dumbledore. +Another flash of lightning crossed the ceiling. +Hermione gasped. + +The lightning had thrown the man’s face into sharp +relief, and it was a face unlike any Harry had ever +seen. It looked as though it had been carved out of +weathered wood by someone who had only the +vaguest idea of what human faces are supposed to +look like, and was none too skilled with a chisel. +Every inch of skin seemed to be scarred. The mouth +looked like a diagonal gash, and a large chunk of the +nose was missing. But it was the man’s eyes that +made him frightening. + + + +Page | 204 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +One of them was small, dark, and beady. The other +was large, round as a coin, and a vivid, electric blue. +The blue eye was moving ceaselessly, without +blinking, and was rolling up, down, and from side to +side, quite independently of the normal eye — and +then it rolled right over, pointing into the back of the +man’s head, so that all they could see was whiteness. + +The stranger reached Dumbledore. He stretched out a +hand that was as badly scarred as his face, and +Dumbledore shook it, muttering words Harry couldn’t +hear. He seemed to be making some inquiry of the +stranger, who shook his head unsmilingly and replied +in an undertone. Dumbledore nodded and gestured +the man to the empty seat on his right-hand side. + +The stranger sat down, shook his mane of dark gray +hair out of his face, pulled a plate of sausages toward +him, raised it to what was left of his nose, and sniffed +it. He then took a small knife out of his pocket, +speared a sausage on the end of it, and began to eat. +His normal eye was fixed upon the sausages, but the +blue eye was still darting restlessly around in its +socket, taking in the Hall and the students. + +“May I introduce our new Defense Against the Dark +Arts teacher?” said Dumbledore brightly into the +silence. “Professor Moody.” + +It was usual for new staff members to be greeted with +applause, but none of the staff or students clapped +except Dumbledore and Hagrid, who both put their +hands together and applauded, but the sound echoed +dismally into the silence, and they stopped fairly +quickly. Everyone else seemed too transfixed by +Moody’s bizarre appearance to do more than stare at +him. + + + +Page | 205 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Moody?” Harry muttered to Ron. “MacL-Eye Moody? +The one your dad went to help this morning?” + +“Must be,” said Ron in a low, awed voice. + +“What happened to him?” Hermione whispered. “What +happened to his face?” + +“Dunno,” Ron whispered back, watching Moody with +fascination. + +Moody seemed totally indifferent to his less-than- +warm welcome. Ignoring the jug of pumpkin juice in +front of him, he reached again into his traveling cloak, +pulled out a hip flask, and took a long draught from +it. As he lifted his arm to drink, his cloak was pulled a +few inches from the ground, and Harry saw, below the +table, several inches of carved wooden leg, ending in a +clawed foot. + +Dumbledore cleared his throat. + +“As I was saying,” he said, smiling at the sea of +students before him, all of whom were still gazing +transfixed at Mad-Eye Moody, “we are to have the +honor of hosting a very exciting event over the coming +months, an event that has not been held for over a +century. It is my very great pleasure to inform you +that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at +Hogwarts this year.” + +“You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly. + +The tension that had filled the Hall ever since Moody’s +arrival suddenly broke. Nearly everyone laughed, and +Dumbledore chuckled appreciatively. + +“I am not joking, Mr. Weasley,” he said, “though now +that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over + +Page | 206 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun +who all go into a bar ...” + +Professor McGonagall cleared her throat loudly. + +“Er — but maybe this is not the time ... no ...” said +Dumbledore, “where was I? Ah yes, the Triwizard +Tournament ... well, some of you will not know what +this tournament involves, so I hope those who do +know will forgive me for giving a short explanation, +and allow their attention to wander freely. + +“The Triwizard Tournament was first established +some seven hundred years ago as a friendly +competition between the three largest European +schools of wizardry: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, and +Durmstrang. A champion was selected to represent +each school, and the three champions competed in +three magical tasks. The schools took it in turns to +host the tournament once every five years, and it was +generally agreed to be a most excellent way of +establishing ties between young witches and wizards +of different nationalities — until, that is, the death toll +mounted so high that the tournament was +discontinued.” + +“ Death toll?” Hermione whispered, looking alarmed. +But her anxiety did not seem to be shared by the +majority of students in the Hall; many of them were +whispering excitedly to one another, and Harry +himself was far more interested in hearing about the +tournament than in worrying about deaths that had +happened hundreds of years ago. + +“There have been several attempts over the centuries +to reinstate the tournament,” Dumbledore continued, +“none of which has been very successful. However, +our own departments of International Magical +Cooperation and Magical Games and Sports have +Page | 207 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +decided the time is ripe for another attempt. We have +worked hard over the summer to ensure that this +time, no champion will find himself or herself in +mortal danger. + +“The heads of Beauxbatons and Durmstrang will be +arriving with their short-listed contenders in October, +and the selection of the three champions will take +place at Halloween. An impartial judge will decide +which students are most worthy to compete for the +Triwizard Cup, the glory of their school, and a +thousand Galleons personal prize money.” + +“I’m going for it!” Fred Weasley hissed down the table, +his face lit with enthusiasm at the prospect of such +glory and riches. He was not the only person who +seemed to be visualizing himself as the Hogwarts +champion. At every House table, Harry could see +people either gazing raptly at Dumbledore, or else +whispering fervently to their neighbors. But then +Dumbledore spoke again, and the Hall quieted once +more. + +“Eager though I know all of you will be to bring the +Triwizard Cup to Hogwarts,” he said, “the heads of the +participating schools, along with the Ministry of +Magic, have agreed to impose an age restriction on +contenders this year. Only students who are of age — +that is to say, seventeen years or older — will be +allowed to put forward their names for consideration. +This” — Dumbledore raised his voice slightly, for +several people had made noises of outrage at these +words, and the Weasley twins were suddenly looking +furious — “is a measure we feel is necessary, given +that the tournament tasks will still be difficult and +dangerous, whatever precautions we take, and it is +highly unlikely that students below sixth and seventh +year will be able to cope with them. I will personally +be ensuring that no underage student hoodwinks our +Page | 208 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +impartial judge into making them Hogwarts +champion.” His light blue eyes twinkled as they +flickered over Fred’s and George’s mutinous faces. “I +therefore beg you not to waste your time submitting +yourself if you are under seventeen. + +“The delegations from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang +will be arriving in October and remaining with us for +the greater part of this year. I know that you will all +extend every courtesy to our foreign guests while they +are with us, and will give your whole-hearted support +to the Hogwarts champion when he or she is selected. +And now, it is late, and I know how important it is to +you all to be alert and rested as you enter your +lessons tomorrow morning. Bedtime! Chop chop!” + +Dumbledore sat down again and turned to talk to +Mad-Eye Moody. There was a great scraping and +banging as all the students got to their feet and +swarmed toward the double doors into the entrance +hall. + +“They can’t do that!” said George Weasley, who had +not joined the crowd moving toward the door, but was +standing up and glaring at Dumbledore. “We’re +seventeen in April, why can’t we have a shot?” + +“They’re not stopping me entering,” said Fred +stubbornly, also scowling at the top table. “The +champions’ll get to do all sorts of stuff you’d never be +allowed to do normally. And a thousand Galleons +prize money!” + +“Yeah,” said Ron, a faraway look on his face. “Yeah, a +thousand Galleons ...” + +“Come on,” said Hermione, “we’ll be the only ones left +here if you don’t move.” + + + +Page | 209 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, and George set off for +the entrance hall, Fred and George debating the ways +in which Dumbledore might stop those who were +under seventeen from entering the tournament. + +“Who’s this impartial judge who’s going to decide who +the champions are?” said Harry. + +“Dunno,” said Fred, “but it’s them we’ll have to fool. I +reckon a couple of drops of Aging Potion might do it, +George. ...” + +“Dumbledore knows you’re not of age, though,” said +Ron. + +“Yeah, but he’s not the one who decides who the +champion is, is he?” said Fred shrewdly. “Sounds to +me like once this judge knows who wants to enter, +he’ll choose the best from each school and never mind +how old they are. Dumbledore ’s trying to stop us +giving our names.” + +“People have died, though!” said Hermione in a +worried voice as they walked through a door +concealed behind a tapestry and started up another, +narrower staircase. + +“Yeah,” said Fred airily, “but that was years ago, +wasn’t it? Anyway, where’s the fun without a bit of +risk? Hey, Ron, what if we find out how to get ’round +Dumbledore? Fancy entering?” + +“What d’you reckon?” Ron asked Harry. “Be cool to +enter, wouldn’t it? But I s’pose they might want +someone older. ... Dunno if we’ve learned enough. ...” + +“I definitely haven’t,” came Neville’s gloomy voice from +behind Fred and George. + + + +Page | 210 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I expect my gran’d want me to try, though. She’s +always going on about how I should be upholding the +family honor. I’ll just have to — oops. ...” + +Neville’s foot had sunk right through a step halfway +up the staircase. There were many of these trick +stairs at Hogwarts; it was second nature to most of +the older students to jump this particular step, but +Neville’s memory was notoriously poor. Harry and +Ron seized him under the armpits and pulled him +out, while a suit of armor at the top of the stairs +creaked and clanked, laughing wheezily. + +“Shut it, you,” said Ron, banging down its visor as +they passed. + +They made their way up to the entrance to Gryffindor +Tower, which was concealed behind a large portrait of +a fat lady in a pink silk dress. + +“Password?” she said as they approached. + +“Balderdash,” said George, “a prefect downstairs told +me.” + +The portrait swung forward to reveal a hole in the wall +through which they all climbed. A crackling fire +warmed the circular common room, which was full of +squashy armchairs and tables. Hermione cast the +merrily dancing flames a dark look, and Harry +distinctly heard her mutter “ Slave labor,” before +bidding them good night and disappearing through +the doorway to the girls’ dormitory. + +Harry, Ron, and Neville climbed up the last, spiral +staircase until they reached their own dormitory, +which was situated at the top of the tower. Five four- +poster beds with deep crimson hangings stood against +the walls, each with its owner’s trunk at the foot. + +Page | 211 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dean and Seamus were already getting into bed; +Seamus had pinned his Ireland rosette to his +headboard, and Dean had tacked up a poster of +Viktor Krum over his bedside table. His old poster of +the West Ham football team was pinned right next to +it. + +“Mental,” Ron sighed, shaking his head at the +completely stationary soccer players. + +Harry, Ron, and Neville got into their pajamas and +into bed. Someone — a house-elf, no doubt — had +placed warming pans between the sheets. It was +extremely comfortable, lying there in bed and +listening to the storm raging outside. + +“I might go in for it, you know,” Ron said sleepily +through the darkness, “if Fred and George find out +how to ... the tournament ... you never know, do +you?” + +“S’pose not. ...” + +Harry rolled over in bed, a series of dazzling new +pictures forming in his mind’s eye. ... He had +hoodwinked the impartial judge into believing he was +seventeen ... he had become Hogwarts champion ... +he was standing on the grounds, his arms raised in +triumph in front of the whole school, all of whom were +applauding and screaming ... he had just won the +Triwizard Tournament. ... Cho’s face stood out +particularly clearly in the blurred crowd, her face +glowing with admiration. ... + +Harry grinned into his pillow, exceptionally glad that +Ron couldn’t see what he could. + + + +Page | 212 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +MAD-EYE MOODY + +The storm had blown itself out by the following +morning, though the ceiling in the Great Hall was still +gloomy; heavy clouds of pewter gray swirled overhead +as Harry, Ron, and Hermione examined their new +course schedules at breakfast. A few seats along, + +Fred, George, and Lee Jordan were discussing +magical methods of aging themselves and bluffing +their way into the Triwizard Tournament. + +“Today’s not bad ... outside all morning,” said Ron, +who was running his finger down the Monday column +of his schedule. “Herbology with the Hufflepuffs and +Care of Magical Creatures ... damn it, we’re still with +the Slytherins. ...” + +“Double Divination this afternoon,” Harry groaned, +looking down. Divination was his least favorite +subject, apart from Potions. Professor Trelawney kept +predicting Harry’s death, which he found extremely +annoying. + + + +Page | 213 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“You should have given it up like me, shouldn’t you?” +said Hermione briskly, buttering herself some toast. +“Then you’d be doing something sensible like +Arithmancy.” + +“You’re eating again, I notice,” said Ron, watching +Hermione adding liberal amounts of jam to her toast +too. + +“I’ve decided there are better ways of making a stand +about elf rights,” said Hermione haughtily. + +“Yeah ... and you were hungry,” said Ron, grinning. + +There was a sudden rustling noise above them, and a +hundred owls came soaring through the open +windows carrying the morning mail. Instinctively, +Harry looked up, but there was no sign of white +among the mass of brown and gray. The owls circled +the tables, looking for the people to whom their letters +and packages were addressed. A large tawny owl +soared down to Neville Longbottom and deposited a +parcel into his lap — Neville almost always forgot to +pack something. On the other side of the Hall Draco +Malfoy’s eagle owl had landed on his shoulder, +carrying what looked like his usual supply of sweets +and cakes from home. Trying to ignore the sinking +feeling of disappointment in his stomach, Harry +returned to his porridge. Was it possible that +something had happened to Hedwig, and that Sirius +hadn’t even got his letter? + +His preoccupation lasted all the way across the +sodden vegetable patch until they arrived in +greenhouse three, but here he was distracted by +Professor Sprout showing the class the ugliest plants +Harry had ever seen. Indeed, they looked less like +plants than thick, black, giant slugs, protruding +vertically out of the soil. Each was squirming slightly +Page | 214 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and had a number of large, shiny swellings upon it, +which appeared to be full of liquid. + +“Bubotubers,” Professor Sprout told them briskly. +“They need squeezing. You will collect the pus — ” + +“The what?” said Seamus Finnigan, sounding +revolted. + +“Pus, Finnigan, pus,” said Professor Sprout, “and it’s +extremely valuable, so don’t waste it. You will collect +the pus, I say, in these bottles. Wear your dragon- +hide gloves; it can do funny things to the skin when +undiluted, bubotuber pus.” + +Squeezing the bubotubers was disgusting, but oddly +satisfying. As each swelling was popped, a large +amount of thick yellowish-green liquid burst forth, +which smelled strongly of petrol. They caught it in the +bottles as Professor Sprout had indicated, and by the +end of the lesson had collected several pints. + +“This’ll keep Madam Pomfrey happy,” said Professor +Sprout, stoppering the last bottle with a cork. “An +excellent remedy for the more stubborn forms of acne, +bubotuber pus. Should stop students resorting to +desperate measures to rid themselves of pimples.” + +“Like poor Eloise Midgen,” said Hannah Abbott, a +Hufflepuff, in a hushed voice. “She tried to curse hers +off.” + +“Silly girl,” said Professor Sprout, shaking her head. +“But Madam Pomfrey fixed her nose back on in the +end.” + +A booming bell echoed from the castle across the wet +grounds, signaling the end of the lesson, and the +class separated; the Hufflepuffs climbing the stone + +Page | 215 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +steps for Transfiguration, and the Gryffindors heading +in the other direction, down the sloping lawn toward +Hagrid ’s small wooden cabin, which stood on the edge +of the Forbidden Forest. + +Hagrid was standing outside his hut, one hand on the +collar of his enormous black boarhound, Fang. There +were several open wooden crates on the ground at his +feet, and Fang was whimpering and straining at his +collar, apparently keen to investigate the contents +more closely. As they drew nearer, an odd rattling +noise reached their ears, punctuated by what +sounded like minor explosions. + +“Mornin’!” Hagrid said, grinning at Harry, Ron, and +Hermione. “Be’er wait fer the Slytherins, they won’ +want ter miss this — Blast-Ended Skrewts!” + +“Come again?” said Ron. + +Hagrid pointed down into the crates. + +“Eurgh!” squealed Lavender Brown, jumping +backward. + +“Eurgh” just about summed up the Blast-Ended +Skrewts in Harry’s opinion. They looked like +deformed, shell-less lobsters, horribly pale and slimy - +looking, with legs sticking out in very odd places and +no visible heads. There were about a hundred of them +in each crate, each about six inches long, crawling +over one another, bumping blindly into the sides of +the boxes. They were giving off a very powerful smell +of rotting fish. Every now and then, sparks would fly +out of the end of a skrewt, and with a small phut, it +would be propelled forward several inches. + + + +Page | 216 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“On’y jus’ hatched,” said Hagrid proudly, “so yeh’ll be +able ter raise ’em yerselves! Thought we’d make a bit +of a project of it!” + +“And why would we want to raise them?” said a cold +voice. + +The Slytherins had arrived. The speaker was Draco +Malfoy. Crabbe and Goyle were chuckling +appreciatively at his words. + +Hagrid looked stumped at the question. + +“I mean, what do they do?” asked Malfoy. “What is the +point of them?” + +Hagrid opened his mouth, apparently thinking hard; +there was a few seconds’ pause, then he said roughly, +“Tha’s next lesson, Malfoy. Yer jus’ feedin’ ’em today. +Now, yeh’ll wan’ ter try ’em on a few diff’rent things — +I’ve never had ’em before, not sure what they’ll go fer + +— I got ant eggs an’ frog livers an’ a bit o’ grass snake + +— just try ’em out with a bit of each.” + +“First pus and now this,” muttered Seamus. + +Nothing but deep affection for Hagrid could have +made Harry, Ron, and Hermione pick up squelchy +handfuls of frog liver and lower them into the crates +to tempt the Blast-Ended Skrewts. Harry couldn’t +suppress the suspicion that the whole thing was +entirely pointless, because the skrewts didn’t seem to +have mouths. + +“Ouch\” yelled Dean Thomas after about ten minutes. +“It got me!” + +Hagrid hurried over to him, looking anxious. + + + +Page | 217 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Its end exploded!” said Dean angrily, showing Hagrid +a burn on his hand. + +“Ah, yeah, that can happen when they blast off,” said +Hagrid, nodding. + +“Eurgh!” said Lavender Brown again. “Eurgh, Hagrid, +what’s that pointy thing on it?” + +“Ah, some of ’em have got stings,” said Hagrid +enthusiastically (Lavender quickly withdrew her hand +from the box). “I reckon they’re the males. ... The +females Ve got sorta sucker things on their bellies. ... I +think they might be ter suck blood.” + +“Well, I can certainly see why we’re trying to keep +them alive,” said Malfoy sarcastically. “Who wouldn’t +want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?” + +“Just because they’re not very pretty, it doesn’t mean +they’re not useful,” Hermione snapped. “Dragon +blood’s amazingly magical, but you wouldn’t want a +dragon for a pet, would you?” + +Harry and Ron grinned at Hagrid, who gave them a +furtive smile from behind his bushy beard. Hagrid +would have liked nothing better than a pet dragon, as +Harry, Ron, and Hermione knew only too well — he +had owned one for a brief period during their first +year, a vicious Norwegian Ridgeback by the name of +Norbert. Hagrid simply loved monstrous creatures, +the more lethal, the better. + +“Well, at least the skrewts are small,” said Ron as +they made their way back up to the castle for lunch +an hour later. + + + +Page | 218 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They are now,” said Hermione in an exasperated +voice, “but once Hagrid’s found out what they eat, I +expect they’ll be six feet long.” + +“Well, that won’t matter if they turn out to cure +seasickness or something, will it?” said Ron, grinning +slyly at her. + +“You know perfectly well I only said that to shut +Malfoy up,” said Hermione. “As a matter of fact I +think he’s right. The best thing to do would be to +stamp on the lot of them before they start attacking +us all.” + +They sat down at the Gryffindor table and helped +themselves to lamb chops and potatoes. Hermione +began to eat so fast that Harry and Ron stared at her. + +“Er — is this the new stand on elf rights?” said Ron. +“You’re going to make yourself puke instead?” + +“No,” said Hermione, with as much dignity as she +could muster with her mouth bulging with sprouts. “I +just want to get to the library.” + +“What?” said Ron in disbelief. “Hermione — it’s the +first day back! We haven’t even got homework yet!” + +Hermione shrugged and continued to shovel down her +food as though she had not eaten for days. Then she +leapt to her feet, said, “See you at dinner!” and +departed at high speed. + +When the bell rang to signal the start of afternoon +lessons, Harry and Ron set off for North Tower where, +at the top of a tightly spiraling staircase, a silver +stepladder led to a circular trapdoor in the ceiling, +and the room where Professor Trelawney lived. + + + +Page | 219 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The familiar sweet perfume spreading from the fire +met their nostrils as they emerged at the top of the +stepladder. As ever, the curtains were all closed; the +circular room was bathed in a dim reddish light cast +by the many lamps, which were all draped with +scarves and shawls. Harry and Ron walked through +the mass of occupied chintz chairs and poufs that +cluttered the room, and sat down at the same small +circular table. + +“Good day,” said the misty voice of Professor +Trelawney right behind Harry, making him jump. + +A very thin woman with enormous glasses that made +her eyes appear far too large for her face, Professor +Trelawney was peering down at Harry with the tragic +expression she always wore whenever she saw him. +The usual large amount of beads, chains, and bangles +glittered upon her person in the firelight. + +“You are preoccupied, my dear,” she said mournfully +to Harry. “My inner eye sees past your brave face to +the troubled soul within. And I regret to say that your +worries are not baseless. I see difficult times ahead +for you, alas ... most difficult ... I fear the thing you +dread will indeed come to pass ... and perhaps sooner +than you think. ...” + +Her voice dropped almost to a whisper. Ron rolled his +eyes at Harry, who looked stonily back. Professor +Trelawney swept past them and seated herself in a +large winged armchair before the fire, facing the class. +Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil, who deeply +admired Professor Trelawney, were sitting on poufs +very close to her. + +“My dears, it is time for us to consider the stars,” she +said. “The movements of the planets and the +mysterious portents they reveal only to those who + +Page | 220 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +understand the steps of the celestial dance. Human +destiny may be deciphered by the planetary rays, +which intermingle ...” + +But Harry’s thoughts had drifted. The perfumed fire +always made him feel sleepy and dull-witted, and +Professor Trelawney’s rambling talks on fortune- +telling never held him exactly spellbound — though +he couldn’t help thinking about what she had just +said to him. “ ‘I fear the thing you dread will indeed +come to pass . . . ’ ” + +But Hermione was right, Harry thought irritably, +Professor Trelawney really was an old fraud. He +wasn’t dreading anything at the moment at all ... well, +unless you counted his fears that Sirius had been +caught ... but what did Professor Trelawney know? He +had long since come to the conclusion that her brand +of fortune-telling was really no more than lucky +guesswork and a spooky manner. + +Except, of course, for that time at the end of last +term, when she had made the prediction about +Voldemort rising again . . . and Dumbledore himself +had said that he thought that trance had been +genuine, when Harry had described it to him. ... + +“Harry\” Ron muttered. + +“What?” + +Harry looked around; the whole class was staring at +him. He sat up straight; he had been almost dozing +off, lost in the heat and his thoughts. + +“I was saying, my dear, that you were clearly born +under the baleful influence of Saturn,” said Professor +Trelawney, a faint note of resentment in her voice at + + + +Page | 221 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the fact that he had obviously not been hanging on +her words. + +“Born under — what, sorry?” said Harry. + +“Saturn, dear, the planet Saturn!” said Professor +Trelawney, sounding definitely irritated that he wasn’t +riveted by this news. “I was saying that Saturn was +surely in a position of power in the heavens at the +moment of your birth. ... Your dark hair ... your mean +stature ... tragic losses so young in life ... I think I am +right in saying, my dear, that you were born in +midwinter?” + +“No,” said Harry, “I was born in July.” + +Ron hastily turned his laugh into a hacking cough. + +Half an hour later, each of them had been given a +complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill +in the position of the planets at their moment of birth. +It was dull work, requiring much consultation of +timetables and calculation of angles. + +“I’ve got two Neptunes here,” said Harry after a while, +frowning down at his piece of parchment, “that can’t +be right, can it?” + +“Aaaaah,” said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney’s +mystical whisper, “when two Neptunes appear in the +sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being +born, Harry ...” + +Seamus and Dean, who were working nearby, +sniggered loudly, though not loudly enough to mask +the excited squeals from Lavender Brown — “Oh +Professor, look! I think I’ve got an unaspected planet! +Oooh, which one’s that, Professor?” + + + +Page | 222 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It is Uranus, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney, +peering down at the chart. + +“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” said +Ron. + +Most unfortunately, Professor Trelawney heard him, +and it was this, perhaps, that made her give them so +much homework at the end of the class. + +“A detailed analysis of the way the planetary +movements in the coming month will affect you, with +reference to your personal chart,” she snapped, +sounding much more like Professor McGonagall than +her usual airy-fairy self. “I want it ready to hand in +next Monday, and no excuses!” + +“Miserable old bat,” said Ron bitterly as they joined +the crowds descending the staircases back to the +Great Hall and dinner. “Thatll take all weekend, that +will. ...” + +“Lots of homework?” said Hermione brightly, catching +up with them. “Professor Vector didn’t give us any at +all!” + +“Well, bully for Professor Vector,” said Ron moodily. + +They reached the entrance hall, which was packed +with people queuing for dinner. They had just joined +the end of the line, when a loud voice rang out behind +them. + +“Weasley! Hey, Weasley!” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned. Malfoy, Crabbe, +and Goyle were standing there, each looking +thoroughly pleased about something. + + + +Page | 223 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” said Ron shortly. + + + +“Your dad’s in the paper, Weasley!” said Malfoy, +brandishing a copy of the Daily Prophet and speaking +very loudly, so that everyone in the packed entrance +hall could hear. “Listen to this! + +FURTHER MISTAKES AT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC + +It seems as though the Ministry of Magic’s troubles are +not yet at an end, writes Rita Skeeter, Special +Correspondent. Recently under fire for its poor crowd +control at the Quidditch World Cup, and still unable to +account for the disappearance of one of its witches, the +Ministry was plunged into fresh embarrassment +yesterday by the antics of Arnold Weasley, of the +Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. ” + +Malfoy looked up. + +“Imagine them not even getting his name right, +Weasley. It’s almost as though he’s a complete +nonentity, isn’t it?” he crowed. + +Everyone in the entrance hall was listening now. +Malfoy straightened the paper with a flourish and +read on: + +Arnold Weasley, who was charged with possession of +a flying car two years ago, was yesterday involved in +a tussle with several Muggle law-keepers (“policemen”) +over a number of highly aggressive dustbins. Mr. +Weasley appears to have rushed to the aid of “Mad- +Eye” Moody, the aged ex-Auror who retired from the +Ministry when no longer able to tell the difference +between a handshake and attempted murder. +Unsurprisingly, Mr. Weasley found, upon arrival at Mr. +Moody ’s heavily guarded house, that Mr. Moody had +once again raised a false alarm. Mr. Weasley was +Page | 224 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +forced to modify several memories before he could +escape from the policemen, but refused to answer +Daily Prophet questions about why he had involved +the Ministry in such an undignified and potentially +embarrassing scene. + +“And there’s a picture, Weasley!” said Malfoy, flipping +the paper over and holding it up. “A picture of your +parents outside their house — if you can call it a +house! Your mother could do with losing a bit of +weight, couldn’t she?” + +Ron was shaking with fury. Everyone was staring at +him. + +“Get stuffed, Malfoy,” said Harry. “C’mon, Ron. ...” + +“Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, +weren’t you, Potter?” sneered Malfoy. “So tell me, is +his mother really that porky, or is it just the picture?” + +“You know your mother, Malfoy?” said Harry — both +he and Hermione had grabbed the back of Ron’s +robes to stop him from launching himself at Malfoy — +“that expression she’s got, like she’s got dung under +her nose? Has she always looked like that, or was it +just because you were with her?” + +Malfoy’s pale face went slightly pink. + +“Don’t you dare insult my mother, Potter.” + +“Keep your fat mouth shut, then,” said Harry, turning +away. + +BANG! + +Several people screamed — Harry felt something +white-hot graze the side of his face — he plunged his + +Page | 225 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hand into his robes for his wand, but before he’d even +touched it, he heard a second loud BANG, and a roar +that echoed through the entrance hall. + +“OH NO YOU DONT, LADDIE!” + +Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping +down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it +was pointing right at a pure white ferret, which was +shivering on the stone-flagged floor, exactly where +Malfoy had been standing. + +There was a terrified silence in the entrance hall. +Nobody but Moody was moving a muscle. Moody +turned to look at Harry — at least, his normal eye was +looking at Harry; the other one was pointing into the +back of his head. + +“Did he get you?” Moody growled. His voice was low +and gravelly. + +“No,” said Harry, “missed.” + +“LEAVE IT!” Moody shouted. + +“Leave — what?” Harry said, bewildered. + +“Not you — him!” Moody growled, jerking his thumb +over his shoulder at Crabbe, who had just frozen, +about to pick up the white ferret. It seemed that +Moody’s rolling eye was magical and could see out of +the back of his head. + +Moody started to limp toward Crabbe, Goyle, and the +ferret, which gave a terrified squeak and took off, +streaking toward the dungeons. + +“I don’t think so!” roared Moody, pointing his wand at +the ferret again — it flew ten feet into the air, fell with + +Page | 226 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +a smack to the floor, and then bounced upward once +more. + +“I don’t like people who attack when their opponent’s +back’s turned,” growled Moody as the ferret bounced +higher and higher, squealing in pain. “Stinking, +cowardly, scummy thing to do. ...” + +The ferret flew through the air, its legs and tail flailing +helplessly. + +“Never — do — that — again — ” said Moody, speaking +each word as the ferret hit the stone floor and +bounced upward again. + +“Professor Moody!” said a shocked voice. + +Professor McGonagall was coming down the marble +staircase with her arms full of books. + +“Hello, Professor McGonagall,” said Moody calmly, +bouncing the ferret still higher. + +“What — what are you doing?” said Professor +McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret’s +progress through the air. + +“Teaching,” said Moody. + +“Teach — Moody, is that a student?” shrieked +Professor McGonagall, the books spilling out of her +arms. + +“Yep,” said Moody. + +“No!” cried Professor McGonagall, running down the +stairs and pulling out her wand; a moment later, with +a loud snapping noise, Draco Malfoy had reappeared, +lying in a heap on the floor with his sleek blond hair + +Page | 227 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +all over his now brilliantly pink face. He got to his +feet, wincing. + +“Moody, we never use Transfiguration as a +punishment!” said Professor McGonagall weakly. +“Surely Professor Dumbledore told you that?” + +“He might’ve mentioned it, yeah,” said Moody, +scratching his chin unconcernedly, “but I thought a +good sharp shock — ” + +“We give detentions, Moody! Or speak to the offender’s +Head of House!” + +“I’ll do that, then,” said Moody, staring at Malfoy with +great dislike. + +Malfoy, whose pale eyes were still watering with pain +and humiliation, looked malevolently up at Moody +and muttered something in which the words “my +father” were distinguishable. + +“Oh yeah?” said Moody quietly, limping forward a few +steps, the dull clunk of his wooden leg echoing around +the hall. “Well, I know your father of old, boy. ... You +tell him Moody’s keeping a close eye on his son . . . you +tell him that from me. ... Now, your Head of House’ll +be Snape, will it?” + +“Yes,” said Malfoy resentfully. + +“Another old friend,” growled Moody. “I’ve been +looking forward to a chat with old Snape. ... Come on, +you. ...” + +And he seized Malfoy’s upper arm and marched him +off toward the dungeons. + + + +Page | 228 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall stared anxiously after them for +a few moments, then waved her wand at her fallen +books, causing them to soar up into the air and back +into her arms. + +“Don’t talk to me,” Ron said quietly to Harry and +Hermione as they sat down at the Gryffindor table a +few minutes later, surrounded by excited talk on all +sides about what had just happened. + +“Why not?” said Hermione in surprise. + +“Because I want to fix that in my memory forever,” +said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression +on his face. “Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing +ferret ...” + +Harry and Hermione both laughed, and Hermione +began doling beef casserole onto each of their plates. + +“He could have really hurt Malfoy, though,” she said. +“It was good, really, that Professor McGonagall +stopped it — ” + +“Hermione!” said Ron furiously, his eyes snapping +open again, “you’re ruining the best moment of my +life!” + +Hermione made an impatient noise and began to eat +at top speed again. + +“Don’t tell me you’re going back to the library this +evening?” said Harry, watching her. + +“Got to,” said Hermione thickly. “Loads to do.” + +“But you told us Professor Vector — ” + + + +Page | 229 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s not schoolwork,” she said. Within five minutes, +she had cleared her plate and departed. No sooner +had she gone than her seat was taken by Fred +Weasley. + +“Moody!” he said. “How cool is he?” + +“Beyond cool,” said George, sitting down opposite +Fred. + +“Supercool,” said the twins’ best friend, Lee Jordan, +sliding into the seat beside George. “We had him this +afternoon,” he told Harry and Ron. + +“What was it like?” said Harry eagerly. + +Fred, George, and Lee exchanged looks full of +meaning. + +“Never had a lesson like it,” said Fred. + +“He knows, man,” said Lee. + +“Knows what?” said Ron, leaning forward. + +“Knows what it’s like to be out there doing it,” said +George impressively. + +“Doing what?” said Harry. + +“Fighting the Dark Arts,” said Fred. + +“He’s seen it all,” said George. + +“ ’Mazing,” said Lee. + +Ron dived into his bag for his schedule. + + + +Page | 230 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We haven’t got him till Thursday!” he said in a +disappointed voice. + + + +Page | 231 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE UNFORGIVABLE CURSES + +The next two days passed without great incident, +unless you counted Neville melting his sixth cauldron +in Potions. Professor Snape, who seemed to have +attained new levels of vindictiveness over the +summer, gave Neville detention, and Neville returned +from it in a state of nervous collapse, having been +made to disembowel a barrel full of horned toads. + +“You know why Snape ’s in such a foul mood, don’t +you?” said Ron to Harry as they watched Hermione +teaching Neville a Scouring Charm to remove the frog +guts from under his fingernails. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Moody.” + +It was common knowledge that Snape really wanted +the Dark Arts job, and he had now failed to get it for +the fourth year running. Snape had disliked all of +their previous Dark Arts teachers, and shown it — +but he seemed strangely wary of displaying overt +animosity to Mad-Eye Moody. Indeed, whenever Harry +saw the two of them together — at mealtimes, or + +Page | 232 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +when they passed in the corridors — he had the +distinct impression that Snape was avoiding Moody’s +eye, whether magical or normal. + +“I reckon Snape’s a bit scared of him, you know,” +Harry said thoughtfully. + +“Imagine if Moody turned Snape into a horned toad,” +said Ron, his eyes misting over, “and bounced him all +around his dungeon. ...” + +The Gryffindor fourth years were looking forward to +Moody’s first lesson so much that they arrived early +on Thursday lunchtime and queued up outside his +classroom before the bell had even rung. The only +person missing was Hermione, who turned up just in +time for the lesson. + +“Been in the — ” + +“Library.” Harry finished her sentence for her. + +“C’mon, quick, or we won’t get decent seats.” + +They hurried into three chairs right in front of the +teacher’s desk, took out their copies of The Dark +Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection, and waited, +unusually quiet. Soon they heard Moody’s distinctive +clunking footsteps coming down the corridor, and he +entered the room, looking as strange and frightening +as ever. They could just see his clawed, wooden foot +protruding from underneath his robes. + +“You can put those away,” he growled, stumping over +to his desk and sitting down, “those books. You won’t +need them.” + +They returned the books to their bags, Ron looking +excited. + + + +Page | 233 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moody took out a register, shook his long mane of +grizzled gray hair out of his twisted and scarred face, +and began to call out names, his normal eye moving +steadily down the list while his magical eye swiveled +around, fixing upon each student as he or she +answered. + +“Right then,” he said, when the last person had +declared themselves present, “I’ve had a letter from +Professor Lupin about this class. Seems you’ve had a +pretty thorough grounding in tackling Dark creatures +— you’ve covered boggarts, Red Caps, hinkypunks, +grindylows, Kappas, and werewolves, is that right?” + +There was a general murmur of assent. + +“But you’re behind — very behind — on dealing with +curses,” said Moody. “So I’m here to bring you up to +scratch on what wizards can do to each other. I’ve got +one year to teach you how to deal with Dark — ” + +“What, aren’t you staying?” Ron blurted out. + +Moody’s magical eye spun around to stare at Ron; + +Ron looked extremely apprehensive, but after a +moment Moody smiled — the first time Harry had +seen him do so. The effect was to make his heavily +scarred face look more twisted and contorted than +ever, but it was nevertheless good to know that he +ever did anything as friendly as smile. Ron looked +deeply relieved. + +“You’ll be Arthur Weasley’s son, eh?” Moody said. +“Your father got me out of a very tight corner a few +days ago. ... Yeah, I’m staying just the one year. +Special favor to Dumbledore. ... One year, and then +back to my quiet retirement.” + + + +Page | 234 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He gave a harsh laugh, and then clapped his gnarled +hands together. + +“So — straight into it. Curses. They come in many +strengths and forms. Now, according to the Ministry +of Magic, I’m supposed to teach you countercurses +and leave it at that. I’m not supposed to show you +what illegal Dark curses look like until you’re in the +sixth year. You’re not supposed to be old enough to +deal with it till then. But Professor Dumbledore’s got +a higher opinion of your nerves, he reckons you can +cope, and I say, the sooner you know what you’re up +against, the better. How are you supposed to defend +yourself against something you’ve never seen? A +wizard who’s about to put an illegal curse on you isn’t +going to tell you what he’s about to do. He’s not going +to do it nice and polite to your face. You need to be +prepared. You need to be alert and watchful. You +need to put that away, Miss Brown, when I’m +talking.” + +Lavender jumped and blushed. She had been showing +Parvati her completed horoscope under the desk. +Apparently Moody’s magical eye could see through +solid wood, as well as out of the back of his head. + +“So ... do any of you know which curses are most +heavily punished by wizarding law?” + +Several hands rose tentatively into the air, including +Ron’s and Hermione’s. Moody pointed at Ron, though +his magical eye was still fixed on Lavender. + +“Er,” said Ron tentatively, ��my dad told me about one. +... Is it called the Imperius Curse, or something?” + +“Ah, yes,” said Moody appreciatively. “Your father +would know that one. Gave the Ministry a lot of +trouble at one time, the Imperius Curse.” + +Page | 235 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moody got heavily to his mismatched feet, opened his +desk drawer, and took out a glass jar. Three large +black spiders were scuttling around inside it. Harry +felt Ron recoil slightly next to him — Ron hated +spiders. + +Moody reached into the jar, caught one of the spiders, +and held it in the palm of his hand so that they could +all see it. He then pointed his wand at it and +muttered, “Imperio\” + +The spider leapt from Moody’s hand on a fine thread +of silk and began to swing backward and forward as +though on a trapeze. It stretched out its legs rigidly, +then did a back flip, breaking the thread and landing +on the desk, where it began to cartwheel in circles. +Moody jerked his wand, and the spider rose onto two +of its hind legs and went into what was unmistakably +a tap dance. + +Everyone was laughing — everyone except Moody. + +“Think it’s funny, do you?” he growled. “You’d like it, +would you, if I did it to you?” + +The laughter died away almost instantly. + +“Total control,” said Moody quietly as the spider +balled itself up and began to roll over and over. “I +could make it jump out of the window, drown itself, +throw itself down one of your throats ...” + +Ron gave an involuntary shudder. + +“Years back, there were a lot of witches and wizards +being controlled by the Imperius Curse,” said Moody, +and Harry knew he was talking about the days in +which Voldemort had been all-powerful. “Some job for + + + +Page | 236 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the Ministry, trying to sort out who was being forced +to act, and who was acting of their own free will. + +“The Imperius Curse can be fought, and I’ll be +teaching you how, but it takes real strength of +character, and not everyone’s got it. Better avoid +being hit with it if you can. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!” +he barked, and everyone jumped. + +Moody picked up the somersaulting spider and threw +it back into the jar. + +“Anyone else know one? Another illegal curse?” + +Hermione’s hand flew into the air again and so, to +Harry’s slight surprise, did Neville’s. The only class in +which Neville usually volunteered information was +Herbology, which was easily his best subject. Neville +looked surprised at his own daring. + +“Yes?” said Moody, his magical eye rolling right over +to fix on Neville. + +“There’s one — the Cruciatus Curse,” said Neville in a +small but distinct voice. + +Moody was looking very intently at Neville, this time +with both eyes. + +“Your name’s Longbottom?” he said, his magical eye +swooping down to check the register again. + +Neville nodded nervously, but Moody made no further +inquiries. Turning back to the class at large, he +reached into the jar for the next spider and placed it +upon the desktop, where it remained motionless, +apparently too scared to move. + + + +Page | 237 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Cruciatus Curse,” said Moody. “Needs to be a bit +bigger for you to get the idea,” he said, pointing his +wand at the spider. “Engorgio\” + +The spider swelled. It was now larger than a +tarantula. Abandoning all pretense, Ron pushed his +chair backward, as far away from Moody’s desk as +possible. + +Moody raised his wand again, pointed it at the spider, +and muttered, “CrucioV’ + +At once, the spider’s legs bent in upon its body; it +rolled over and began to twitch horribly, rocking from +side to side. No sound came from it, but Harry was +sure that if it could have given voice, it would have +been screaming. Moody did not remove his wand, and +the spider started to shudder and jerk more violently + + + +“Stop it!” Hermione said shrilly. + +Harry looked around at her. She was looking, not at +the spider, but at Neville, and Harry, following her +gaze, saw that Neville’s hands were clenched upon the +desk in front of him, his knuckles white, his eyes +wide and horrified. + +Moody raised his wand. The spider’s legs relaxed, but +it continued to twitch. + +“Reducio,” Moody muttered, and the spider shrank +back to its proper size. He put it back into the jar. + +“Pain,” said Moody softly. “You don’t need +thumbscrews or knives to torture someone if you can +perform the Cruciatus Curse. ... That one was very +popular once too. + + + +Page | 238 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Right . . . anyone know any others?” + + + +Harry looked around. From the looks on everyone’s +faces, he guessed they were all wondering what was +going to happen to the last spider. Hermione’s hand +shook slightly as, for the third time, she raised it into +the air. + +“Yes?” said Moody, looking at her. + +“Avada Kedavra,” Hermione whispered. + +Several people looked uneasily around at her, +including Ron. + +“Ah,” said Moody, another slight smile twisting his +lopsided mouth. “Yes, the last and worst. Avada +Kedavra ... the Killing Curse.” + +He put his hand into the glass jar, and almost as +though it knew what was coming, the third spider +scuttled frantically around the bottom of the jar, +trying to evade Moody’s fingers, but he trapped it, and +placed it upon the desktop. It started to scuttle +frantically across the wooden surface. + +Moody raised his wand, and Harry felt a sudden thrill +of foreboding. + +“Avada Kedavral” Moody roared. + +There was a flash of blinding green light and a +rushing sound, as though a vast, invisible something +was soaring through the air — instantaneously the +spider rolled over onto its back, unmarked, but +unmistakably dead. Several of the students stifled +cries; Ron had thrown himself backward and almost +toppled off his seat as the spider skidded toward him. + +Page | 239 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moody swept the dead spider off the desk onto the +floor. + +“Not nice,” he said calmly. “Not pleasant. And there’s +no countercurse. There’s no blocking it. Only one +known person has ever survived it, and he’s sitting +right in front of me.” + +Harry felt his face redden as Moody’s eyes (both of +them) looked into his own. He could feel everyone else +looking around at him too. Harry stared at the blank +blackboard as though fascinated by it, but not really +seeing it at all. ... + +So that was how his parents had died . . . exactly like +that spider. Had they been unblemished and +unmarked too? Had they simply seen the flash of +green light and heard the rush of speeding death, +before life was wiped from their bodies? + +Harry had been picturing his parents’ deaths over +and over again for three years now, ever since he’d +found out they had been murdered, ever since he’d +found out what had happened that night: Wormtail +had betrayed his parents’ whereabouts to Voldemort, +who had come to find them at their cottage. How +Voldemort had killed Harry’s father first. How James +Potter had tried to hold him off, while he shouted at +his wife to take Harry and run ... Voldemort had +advanced on Lily Potter, told her to move aside so +that he could kill Harry . . . how she had begged him to +kill her instead, refused to stop shielding her son . . . +and so Voldemort had murdered her too, before +turning his wand on Harry. . . . + +Harry knew these details because he had heard his +parents’ voices when he had fought the dementors +last year — for that was the terrible power of the +dementors: to force their victims to relive the worst + +Page | 240 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +memories of their lives, and drown, powerless, in their +own despair. . . . + +Moody was speaking again, from a great distance, it +seemed to Harry. With a massive effort, he pulled +himself back to the present and listened to what +Moody was saying. + +“Avada Kedavra’s a curse that needs a powerful bit of +magic behind it — you could all get your wands out +now and point them at me and say the words, and I +doubt I’d get so much as a nosebleed. But that +doesn’t matter. I’m not here to teach you how to do it. + +“Now, if there’s no countercurse, why am I showing +you? Because you’ve got to know. You’ve got to +appreciate what the worst is. You don’t want to find +yourself in a situation where you’re facing it. +CONSTANT VIGILANCE!” he roared, and the whole +class jumped again. + +“Now ... those three curses — Avada Kedavra, +Imperius, and Cruciatus — are known as the +Unforgivable Curses. The use of any one of them on a +fellow human being is enough to earn a life sentence +in Azkaban. That’s what you’re up against. That’s +what I’ve got to teach you to fight. You need +preparing. You need arming. But most of all, you +need to practice constant, never-ceasing vigilance. Get +out your quills ... copy this down. ...” + +They spent the rest of the lesson taking notes on each +of the Unforgivable Curses. No one spoke until the +bell rang — but when Moody had dismissed them and +they had left the classroom, a torrent of talk burst +forth. Most people were discussing the curses in awed +voices — “Did you see it twitch?” “ — and when he +killed it — just like that!” + + + +Page | 241 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They were talking about the lesson, Harry thought, as +though it had been some sort of spectacular show, +but he hadn’t found it very entertaining — and nor, it +seemed, had Hermione. + +“Hurry up,” she said tensely to Harry and Ron. + +“Not the ruddy library again?” said Ron. + +“No,” said Hermione curtly, pointing up a side +passage. “Neville.” + +Neville was standing alone, halfway up the passage, +staring at the stone wall opposite him with the same +horrified, wide-eyed look he had worn when Moody +had demonstrated the Cruciatus Curse. + +“Neville?” Hermione said gently. + +Neville looked around. + +“Oh hello,” he said, his voice much higher than usual. +“Interesting lesson, wasn’t it? I wonder what’s for +dinner, I’m — I’m starving, aren’t you?” + +“Neville, are you all right?” said Hermione. + +“Oh yes, I’m fine,” Neville gabbled in the same +unnaturally high voice. “Very interesting dinner — I +mean lesson — what’s for eating?” + +Ron gave Harry a startled look. + +“Neville, what — ?” + +But an odd clunking noise sounded behind them, and +they turned to see Professor Moody limping toward +them. All four of them fell silent, watching him + + + +Page | 242 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +apprehensively, but when he spoke, it was in a much +lower and gentler growl than they had yet heard. + +“It’s all right, sonny,” he said to Neville. “Why don’t +you come up to my office? Come on . . . we can have a +cup of tea. ...” + +Neville looked even more frightened at the prospect of +tea with Moody. He neither moved nor spoke. Moody +turned his magical eye upon Harry. + +“You all right, are you, Potter?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, almost defiantly. + +Moody’s blue eye quivered slightly in its socket as it +surveyed Harry. Then he said, “You’ve got to know. It +seems harsh, maybe, but you’ve got to know. No point +pretending ... well ... come on, Longbottom, I’ve got +some books that might interest you.” + +Neville looked pleadingly at Harry, Ron, and +Hermione, but they didn’t say anything, so Neville +had no choice but to allow himself to be steered away, +one of Moody’s gnarled hands on his shoulder. + +“What was that about?” said Ron, watching Neville +and Moody turn the corner. + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione, looking pensive. + +“Some lesson, though, eh?” said Ron to Harry as they +set off for the Great Hall. “Fred and George were right, +weren’t they? He really knows his stuff, Moody, +doesn’t he? When he did Avada Kedavra, the way that +spider just died, just snuffed it right — ” + +But Ron fell suddenly silent at the look on Harry’s +face and didn’t speak again until they reached the + +Page | 243 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Great Hall, when he said he supposed they had better +make a start on Professor Trelawney’s predictions +tonight, since they would take hours. + +Hermione did not join in with Harry and Ron’s +conversation during dinner, but ate furiously fast, +and then left for the library again. Harry and Ron +walked back to Gryffindor Tower, and Harry, who had +been thinking of nothing else all through dinner, now +raised the subject of the Unforgivable Curses himself. + +“Wouldn’t Moody and Dumbledore be in trouble with +the Ministry if they knew we’d seen the curses?” + +Harry asked as they approached the Fat Lady. + +“Yeah, probably,” said Ron. “But Dumbledore’s always +done things his way, hasn’t he, and Moody’s been +getting in trouble for years, I reckon. Attacks first and +asks questions later — look at his dustbins. +Balderdash.” + +The Fat Lady swung forward to reveal the entrance +hole, and they climbed into the Gryffindor common +room, which was crowded and noisy. + +“Shall we get our Divination stuff, then?” said Harry. + +“I s’pose,” Ron groaned. + +They went up to the dormitory to fetch their books +and charts, to find Neville there alone, sitting on his +bed, reading. He looked a good deal calmer than at +the end of Moody’s lesson, though still not entirely +normal. His eyes were rather red. + +“You all right, Neville?” Harry asked him. + +“Oh yes,” said Neville, “I’m fine, thanks. Just reading +this book Professor Moody lent me. ...” + +Page | 244 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He held up the book: Magical Water Plants of the +Mediterranean. + +“Apparently, Professor Sprout told Professor Moody +I’m really good at Herbology,” Neville said. There was +a faint note of pride in his voice that Harry had rarely +heard there before. “He thought I’d like this.” + +Telling Neville what Professor Sprout had said, Harry +thought, had been a very tactful way of cheering +Neville up, for Neville very rarely heard that he was +good at anything. It was the sort of thing Professor +Lupin would have done. + +Harry and Ron took their copies of Unfogging the +Future back down to the common room, found a +table, and set to work on their predictions for the +coming month. An hour later, they had made very +little progress, though their table was littered with +bits of parchment bearing sums and symbols, and +Harry’s brain was as fogged as though it had been +filled with the fumes from Professor Trelawney’s fire. + +“I haven’t got a clue what this lot’s supposed to +mean,” he said, staring down at a long list of +calculations. + +“You know,” said Ron, whose hair was on end +because of all the times he had run his fingers +through it in frustration, “I think it’s back to the old +Divination standby.” + +“What — make it up?” + +“Yeah,” said Ron, sweeping the jumble of scrawled +notes off the table, dipping his pen into some ink, and +starting to write. + + + +Page | 245 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Next Monday,” he said as he scribbled, “I am likely to +develop a cough, owing to the unlucky conjunction of +Mars and Jupiter.” He looked up at Harry. “You know +her — just put in loads of misery, shell lap it up.” + +“Right,” said Harry, crumpling up his first attempt +and lobbing it over the heads of a group of chattering +first years into the fire. “Okay ... on Monday, / will be +in danger of — er — burns.” + +“Yeah, you will be,” said Ron darkly, “we’re seeing the +skrewts again on Monday. Okay, Tuesday, I’ll ... erm + + + +“Lose a treasured possession,” said Harry, who was +flicking through Unfogging the Future for ideas. + +“Good one,” said Ron, copying it down. “Because of +... erm ... Mercury. Why don’t you get stabbed in the +back by someone you thought was a friend?” + +“Yeah ... cool ...” said Harry, scribbling it down, +“because ... Venus is in the twelfth house.” + +“And on Wednesday, I think I’ll come off worst in a +fight.” + +“Aaah, I was going to have a fight. Okay, I’ll lose a +bet.” + +“Yeah, you’ll be betting I’ll win my fight. ...” + +They continued to make up predictions (which grew +steadily more tragic) for another hour, while the +common room around them slowly emptied as people +went up to bed. Crookshanks wandered over to them, +leapt lightly into an empty chair, and stared +inscrutably at Harry, rather as Hermione might look if +she knew they weren’t doing their homework properly. +Page | 246 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Staring around the room, trying to think of a kind of +misfortune he hadn’t yet used, Harry saw Fred and +George sitting together against the opposite wall, +heads together, quills out, poring over a single piece +of parchment. It was most unusual to see Fred and +George hidden away in a corner and working silently; +they usually liked to be in the thick of things and the +noisy center of attention. There was something +secretive about the way they were working on the +piece of parchment, and Harry was reminded of how +they had sat together writing something back at the +Burrow. He had thought then that it was another +order form for Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, but it didn’t +look like that this time; if it had been, they would +surely have let Lee Jordan in on the joke. He +wondered whether it had anything to do with entering +the Triwizard Tournament. + +As Harry watched, George shook his head at Fred, +scratched out something with his quill, and said, in a +very quiet voice that nevertheless carried across the +almost deserted room, “No — that sounds like we’re +accusing him. Got to be careful ...” + +Then George looked over and saw Harry watching +him. Harry grinned and quickly returned to his +predictions — he didn’t want George to think he was +eavesdropping. Shortly after that, the twins rolled up +their parchment, said good night, and went off to bed. + +Fred and George had been gone ten minutes or so +when the portrait hole opened and Hermione climbed +into the common room carrying a sheaf of parchment +in one hand and a box whose contents rattled as she +walked in the other. Crookshanks arched his back, +purring. + +“Hello,” she said, “I’ve just finished!” + + + +Page | 247 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So have I!” said Ron triumphantly, throwing down +his quill. + +Hermione sat down, laid the things she was carrying +in an empty armchair, and pulled Ron’s predictions +toward her. + +“Not going to have a very good month, are you?” she +said sardonically as Crookshanks curled up in her +lap. + +“Ah well, at least I’m forewarned,” Ron yawned. + +“You seem to be drowning twice,” said Hermione. + +“Oh am I?” said Ron, peering down at his predictions. +“I’d better change one of them to getting trampled by +a rampaging hippogriff.” + +“Don’t you think it’s a bit obvious you’ve made these +up?” said Hermione. + +“How dare you!” said Ron, in mock outrage. “We’ve +been working like house-elves here!” + +Hermione raised her eyebrows. + +“It’s just an expression,” said Ron hastily. + +Harry laid down his quill too, having just finished +predicting his own death by decapitation. + +“What’s in the box?” he asked, pointing at it. + +“Funny you should ask,” said Hermione, with a nasty +look at Ron. She took off the lid and showed them the +contents. + + + +Page | 248 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Inside were about fifty badges, all of different colors, +but all bearing the same letters: S.P.E.W. + +“ ‘Spew?” said Harry, picking up a badge and looking +at it. “What’s this about?” + +“Not spew,” said Hermione impatiently. “It’s S-P-E-W. +Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish +Welfare.” + +“Never heard of it,” said Ron. + +“Well, of course you haven’t,” said Hermione briskly, +“I’ve only just started it.” + +“Yeah?” said Ron in mild surprise. “How many +members have you got?” + +“Well — if you two join — three,” said Hermione. + +“And you think we want to walk around wearing +badges saying ‘spew,’ do you?” said Ron. + +“S-P-E-W!” said Hermione hotly. “I was going to put +Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Our Fellow Magical +Creatures and Campaign for a Change in Their Legal +Status — but it wouldn’t fit. So that’s the heading of +our manifesto.” + +She brandished the sheaf of parchment at them. + +“I’ve been researching it thoroughly in the library. Elf +enslavement goes back centuries. I can’t believe no +one’s done anything about it before now.” + +“Hermione — open your ears,” said Ron loudly. “They. +Like. It. They like being enslaved!” + + + +Page | 249 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Our short-term aims,” said Hermione, speaking even +more loudly than Ron, and acting as though she +hadn’t heard a word, “are to secure house-elves fair +wages and working conditions. Our long-term aims +include changing the law about non-wand use, and +trying to get an elf into the Department for the +Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, because +they’re shockingly underrepresented.” + +“And how do we do all this?” Harry asked. + +“We start by recruiting members,” said Hermione +happily. “I thought two Sickles to join — that buys a +badge — and the proceeds can fund our leaflet +campaign. You’re treasurer, Ron — I’ve got you a +collecting tin upstairs — and Harry, you’re secretary, +so you might want to write down everything I’m +saying now, as a record of our first meeting.” + +There was a pause in which Hermione beamed at the +pair of them, and Harry sat, torn between +exasperation at Hermione and amusement at the look +on Ron’s face. The silence was broken, not by Ron, +who in any case looked as though he was temporarily +dumbstruck, but by a soft tap, tap on the window. +Harry looked across the now empty common room +and saw, illuminated by the moonlight, a snowy owl +perched on the windowsill. + +“Hedwig!” he shouted, and he launched himself out of +his chair and across the room to pull open the +window. + +Hedwig flew inside, soared across the room, and +landed on the table on top of Harry’s predictions. + +“About time!” said Harry, hurrying after her. + + + +Page | 250 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She’s got an answer!” said Ron excitedly, pointing at +the grubby piece of parchment tied to Hedwig’s leg. + +Harry hastily untied it and sat down to read, +whereupon Hedwig fluttered onto his knee, hooting +softly. + +“What does it say?” Hermione asked breathlessly. + +The letter was very short, and looked as though it had +been scrawled in a great hurry. Harry read it aloud: + +Harry — + +I’m flying north immediately. This news about your +scar is the latest in a series of strange rumors that +have reached me here. If it hurts again , go straight to +Dumbledore — they’re saying he’s got Mad-Eye out of +retirement, which means he’s reading the signs, even if +no one else is. + +I’ll be in touch soon. My best to Ron and Hermione. + +Keep your eyes open, Harry. + +Sirius + +Harry looked up at Ron and Hermione, who stared +back at him. + +“He’s flying north?” Hermione whispered. “He’s +coming back?” + +“Dumbledore’s reading what signs?” said Ron, looking +perplexed. “Harry — what’s up?” + +For Harry had just hit himself in the forehead with +his fist, jolting Hedwig out of his lap. + +“I shouldn’t’ve told him!” Harry said furiously. + +Page | 251 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What are you on about?” said Ron in surprise. + + + +“It’s made him think he’s got to come back!” said +Harry, now slamming his fist on the table so that +Hedwig landed on the back of Ron’s chair, hooting +indignantly. “Coming back, because he thinks I’m in +trouble! And there’s nothing wrong with me! And I +haven’t got anything for you,” Harry snapped at +Hedwig, who was clicking her beak expectantly, + +“you’ll have to go up to the Owlery if you want food.” + +Hedwig gave him an extremely offended look and took +off for the open window, cuffing him around the head +with her outstretched wing as she went. + +“Harry,” Hermione began, in a pacifying sort of voice. + +“I’m going to bed,” said Harry shortly. “See you in the +morning.” + +Upstairs in the dormitory he pulled on his pajamas +and got into his four-poster, but he didn’t feel +remotely tired. + +If Sirius came back and got caught, it would be his, +Harry’s, fault. Why hadn’t he kept his mouth shut? A +few seconds’ pain and he’d had to blab. ... If he’d just +had the sense to keep it to himself. . . . + +He heard Ron come up into the dormitory a short +while later, but did not speak to him. For a long time, +Harry lay staring up at the dark canopy of his bed. +The dormitory was completely silent, and, had he +been less preoccupied, Harry would have realized that +the absence of Neville’s usual snores meant that he +was not the only one lying awake. + + + +Page | 252 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +BEAUXBATONS AND DRUMSTRANG + +Early next morning, Harry woke with a plan fully +formed in his mind, as though his sleeping brain had +been working on it all night. He got up, dressed in the +pale dawn light, left the dormitory without waking +Ron, and went back down to the deserted common +room. Here he took a piece of parchment from the +table upon which his Divination homework still lay +and wrote the following letter: + +Dear Sirius, + +I reckon I just imagined my scar hurting, I was half +asleep when I wrote to you last time. There’s no point +coming back, everything’s fine here. Don’t worry about +me, my head feels completely normal. + +Harry + +He then climbed out of the portrait hole, up through +the silent castle (held up only briefly by Peeves, who +tried to overturn a large vase on him halfway along + + + +Page | 253 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +the fourth-floor corridor), finally arriving at the +Owlery, which was situated at the top of West Tower. + +The Owlery was a circular stone room, rather cold +and drafty, because none of the windows had glass in +them. The floor was entirely covered in straw, owl +droppings, and the regurgitated skeletons of mice and +voles. Hundreds upon hundreds of owls of every +breed imaginable were nestled here on perches that +rose right up to the top of the tower, nearly all of +them asleep, though here and there a round amber +eye glared at Harry. He spotted Hedwig nestled +between a barn owl and a tawny, and hurried over to +her, sliding a little on the dropping-strewn floor. + +It took him a while to persuade her to wake up and +then to look at him, as she kept shuffling around on +her perch, showing him her tail. She was evidently +still furious about his lack of gratitude the previous +night. In the end, it was Harry suggesting she might +be too tired, and that perhaps he would ask Ron to +borrow Pigwidgeon, that made her stick out her leg +and allow him to tie the letter to it. + +“Just find him, all right?” Harry said, stroking her +back as he carried her on his arm to one of the holes +in the wall. “Before the dementors do.” + +She nipped his finger, perhaps rather harder than she +would ordinarily have done, but hooted softly in a +reassuring sort of way all the same. Then she spread +her wings and took off into the sunrise. Harry +watched her fly out of sight with the familiar feeling of +unease back in his stomach. He had been so sure +that Sirius’s reply would alleviate his worries rather +than increasing them. + +“That was a lie, Harry,” said Hermione sharply over +breakfast, when he told her and Ron what he had + +Page | 254 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +done. “You didn’t imagine your scar hurting and you +know it.” + +“So what?” said Harry. “He’s not going back to +Azkaban because of me.” + +“Drop it,” said Ron sharply to Hermione as she +opened her mouth to argue some more, and for once, +Hermione heeded him, and fell silent. + +Harry did his best not to worry about Sirius over the +next couple of weeks. True, he could not stop himself +from looking anxiously around every morning when +the post owls arrived, nor, late at night before he went +to sleep, prevent himself from seeing horrible visions +of Sirius, cornered by dementors down some dark +London street, but betweentimes he tried to keep his +mind off his godfather. He wished he still had +Quidditch to distract him; nothing worked so well on +a troubled mind as a good, hard training session. On +the other hand, their lessons were becoming more +difficult and demanding than ever before, particularly +Moody’s Defense Against the Dark Arts. + +To their surprise, Professor Moody had announced +that he would be putting the Imperius Curse on each +of them in turn, to demonstrate its power and to see +whether they could resist its effects. + +“But — but you said it’s illegal, Professor,” said +Hermione uncertainly as Moody cleared away the +desks with a sweep of his wand, leaving a large clear +space in the middle of the room. “You said — to use it +against another human was — ” + +“Dumbledore wants you taught what it feels like,” +said Moody, his magical eye swiveling onto Hermione +and fixing her with an eerie, unblinking stare. “If +you’d rather learn the hard way — when someone’s + +Page | 255 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +putting it on you so they can control you completely +— fine by me. You’re excused. Off you go.” + +He pointed one gnarled finger toward the door. +Hermione went very pink and muttered something +about not meaning that she wanted to leave. Harry +and Ron grinned at each other. They knew Hermione +would rather eat bubotuber pus than miss such an +important lesson. + +Moody began to beckon students forward in turn and +put the Imperius Curse upon them. Harry watched +as, one by one, his classmates did the most +extraordinary things under its influence. Dean +Thomas hopped three times around the room, singing +the national anthem. Lavender Brown imitated a +squirrel. Neville performed a series of quite +astonishing gymnastics he would certainly not have +been capable of in his normal state. Not one of them +seemed to be able to fight off the curse, and each of +them recovered only when Moody had removed it. + +“Potter,” Moody growled, “you next.” + +Harry moved forward into the middle of the +classroom, into the space that Moody had cleared of +desks. Moody raised his wand, pointed it at Harry, +and said, “Imperio\” + +It was the most wonderful feeling. Harry felt a floating +sensation as every thought and worry in his head was +wiped gently away, leaving nothing but a vague, +untraceable happiness. He stood there feeling +immensely relaxed, only dimly aware of everyone +watching him. + +And then he heard Mad-Eye Moody’s voice, echoing in +some distant chamber of his empty brain: Jump onto +the desk . . . jump onto the desk. . . . + +Page | 256 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry bent his knees obediently, preparing to spring. +Jump onto the desk. ... + +Why, though? Another voice had awoken in the back +of his brain. + +Stupid thing to do, really, said the voice. + +Jump onto the desk. ... + +No, I don’t think I will, thanks, said the other voice, a +little more firmly ... no, I don’t really want to. ... + +Jump\ NOW + +The next thing Harry felt was considerable pain. He +had both jumped and tried to prevent himself from +jumping — the result was that he’d smashed +headlong into the desk, knocking it over, and, by the +feeling in his legs, fractured both his kneecaps. + +“Now, that’s more like it!” growled Moody’s voice, and +suddenly, Harry felt the empty, echoing feeling in his +head disappear. He remembered exactly what was +happening, and the pain in his knees seemed to +double. + +“Look at that, you lot ... Potter fought! He fought it, +and he damn near beat it! We’ll try that again, Potter, +and the rest of you, pay attention — watch his eyes, +that’s where you see it — very good, Potter, very good +indeed! They’ll have trouble controlling you!” + + + +“The way he talks,” Harry muttered as he hobbled out +of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class an hour +later (Moody had insisted on putting Harry through + +Page | 257 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his paces four times in a row, until Harry could throw +off the curse entirely), “you’d think we were all going +to be attacked any second.” + +“Yeah, I know,” said Ron, who was skipping on every +alternate step. He had had much more difficulty with +the curse than Harry, though Moody assured him the +effects would wear off by lunch-time. “Talk about +paranoid ...” Ron glanced nervously over his shoulder +to check that Moody was definitely out of earshot and +went on. “No wonder they were glad to get shot of him +at the Ministry. Did you hear him telling Seamus +what he did to that witch who shouted ‘Boo’ behind +him on April Fools’ Day? And when are we supposed +to read up on resisting the Imperius Curse with +everything else we’ve got to do?” + +All the fourth years had noticed a definite increase in +the amount of work they were required to do this +term. Professor McGonagall explained why, when the +class gave a particularly loud groan at the amount of +Transfiguration homework she had assigned. + +“You are now entering a most important phase of your +magical education!” she told them, her eyes glinting +dangerously behind her square spectacles. “Your +Ordinary Wizarding Levels are drawing closer — ” + +“We don’t take O.W.L.s till fifth year!” said Dean +Thomas indignantly. + +“Maybe not, Thomas, but believe me, you need all the +preparation you can get! Miss Granger remains the +only person in this class who has managed to turn a +hedgehog into a satisfactory pincushion. I might +remind you that your pincushion, Thomas, still curls +up in fright if anyone approaches it with a pin!” + + + +Page | 258 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione, who had turned rather pink again, seemed +to be trying not to look too pleased with herself. + +Harry and Ron were deeply amused when Professor +Trelawney told them that they had received top marks +for their homework in their next Divination class. She +read out large portions of their predictions, +commending them for their unflinching acceptance of +the horrors in store for them — but they were less +amused when she asked them to do the same thing +for the month after next; both of them were running +out of ideas for catastrophes. + +Meanwhile Professor Binns, the ghost who taught +History of Magic, had them writing weekly essays on +the goblin rebellions of the eighteenth century. +Professor Snape was forcing them to research +antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had +hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before +Christmas to see if their antidote worked. Professor +Flitwick had asked them to read three extra books in +preparation for their lesson on Summoning Charms. + +Even Hagrid was adding to their workload. The Blast- +Ended Skrewts were growing at a remarkable pace +given that nobody had yet discovered what they ate. +Hagrid was delighted, and as part of their “project,” +suggested that they come down to his hut on +alternate evenings to observe the skrewts and make +notes on their extraordinary behavior. + +“I will not,” said Draco Malfoy flatly when Hagrid had +proposed this with the air of Father Christmas pulling +an extra- large toy out of his sack. “I see enough of +these foul things during lessons, thanks.” + +Hagrid ’s smile faded off his face. + + + +Page | 259 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeh’ll do wha’yer told,” he growled, “or I’ll be takin’ a +leaf outta Professor Moody’s book. ... I hear yeh made +a good ferret, Malfoy.” + +The Gryffindors roared with laughter. Malfoy flushed +with anger, but apparently the memory of Moody’s +punishment was still sufficiently painful to stop him +from retorting. Harry, Ron, and Hermione returned to +the castle at the end of the lesson in high spirits; +seeing Hagrid put down Malfoy was particularly +satisfying, especially because Malfoy had done his +very best to get Hagrid sacked the previous year. + +When they arrived in the entrance hall, they found +themselves unable to proceed owing to the large +crowd of students congregated there, all milling +around a large sign that had been erected at the foot +of the marble staircase. Ron, the tallest of the three, +stood on tiptoe to see over the heads in front of them +and read the sign aloud to the other two: + +TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT + +The delegations from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang +will be arriving at 6 o’clock on Friday the 30th of +October. Lessons will end half an hour early — + +“Brilliant!” said Harry. “It’s Potions last thing on +Friday! Snape won’t have time to poison us all!” + +Students will return their bags and books to their +dormitories and assemble in front of the castle to +greet our guests before the Welcoming Feast. + + + +“Only a week away!” said Ernie Macmillan of +Hufflepuff, emerging from the crowd, his eyes + + + +Page | 260 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +gleaming. “I wonder if Cedric knows? Think 111 go and +tell him. ...” + + + +“Cedric?” said Ron blankly as Ernie hurried off. + +“Diggory,” said Harry. “He must be entering the +tournament.” + +“That idiot, Hogwarts champion?” said Ron as they +pushed their way through the chattering crowd +toward the staircase. + +“He’s not an idiot. You just don’t like him because he +beat Gryffindor at Quidditch,” said Hermione. “I’ve +heard he’s a really good student — and he’s a +prefect.” + +She spoke as though this settled the matter. + +“You only like him because he’s handsome,” said Ron +scathingly. + +“Excuse me, I don’t like people just because they’re +handsome!” said Hermione indignantly. + +Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly +like “Lockhart\” + +The appearance of the sign in the entrance hall had a +marked effect upon the inhabitants of the castle. +During the following week, there seemed to be only +one topic of conversation, no matter where Harry +went: the Triwizard Tournament. Rumors were flying +from student to student like highly contagious germs: +who was going to try for Hogwarts champion, what +the tournament would involve, how the students from +Beauxbatons and Durmstrang differed from +themselves. + +Page | 261 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry noticed too that the castle seemed to be +undergoing an extra-thorough cleaning. Several grimy +portraits had been scrubbed, much to the displeasure +of their subjects, who sat huddled in their frames +muttering darkly and wincing as they felt their raw +pink faces. The suits of armor were suddenly +gleaming and moving without squeaking, and Argus +Filch, the caretaker, was behaving so ferociously to +any students who forgot to wipe their shoes that he +terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. + +Other members of the staff seemed oddly tense too. + +“Longbottom, kindly do not reveal that you can’t even +perform a simple Switching Spell in front of anyone +from Durmstrang!” Professor McGonagall barked at +the end of one particularly difficult lesson, during +which Neville had accidentally transplanted his own +ears onto a cactus. + +When they went down to breakfast on the morning of +the thirtieth of October, they found that the Great +Hall had been decorated overnight. Enormous silk +banners hung from the walls, each of them +representing a Hogwarts House: red with a gold lion +for Gryffindor, blue with a bronze eagle for +Ravenclaw, yellow with a black badger for Hufflepuff, +and green with a silver serpent for Slytherin. Behind +the teachers’ table, the largest banner of all bore the +Hogwarts coat of arms: lion, eagle, badger, and snake +united around a large letter H. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat down beside Fred and +George at the Gryffindor table. Once again, and most +unusually, they were sitting apart from everyone else +and conversing in low voices. Ron led the way over to +them. + + + +Page | 262 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s a bummer, all right,” George was saying gloomily +to Fred. “But if he won’t talk to us in person, we’ll +have to send him the letter after all. Or we’ll stuff it +into his hand. He can’t avoid us forever.” + +“Who’s avoiding you?” said Ron, sitting down next to +them. + +“Wish you would,” said Fred, looking irritated at the +interruption. + +“What’s a bummer?” Ron asked George. + +“Having a nosy git like you for a brother,” said George. + +“You two got any ideas on the Triwizard Tournament +yet?” Harry asked. “Thought any more about trying to +enter?” + +“I asked McGonagall how the champions are chosen +but she wasn’t telling,” said George bitterly. “She just +told me to shut up and get on with transfiguring my +raccoon.” + +“Wonder what the tasks are going to be?” said Ron +thoughtfully. “You know, I bet we could do them, +Harry. We’ve done dangerous stuff before. ...” + +“Not in front of a panel of judges, you haven’t,” said +Fred. “McGonagall says the champions get awarded +points according to how well they’ve done the tasks.” + +“Who are the judges?” Harry asked. + +“Well, the Heads of the participating schools are +always on the panel,” said Hermione, and everyone +looked around at her, rather surprised, “because all +three of them were injured during the Tournament of + + + +Page | 263 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +1792, when a cockatrice the champions were +supposed to be catching went on the rampage.” + +She noticed them all looking at her and said, with her +usual air of impatience that nobody else had read all +the books she had, “It’s all in Hogwarts, A History. +Though, of course, that book’s not entirely reliable. A +Revised History of Hogwarts would be a more +accurate title. Or A Highly Biased and Selective +History of Hogwarts, Which Glosses Over the Nastier +Aspects of the School.” + +“What are you on about?” said Ron, though Harry +thought he knew what was coming. + +“ House-elves\” said Hermione, her eyes flashing. “Not +once, in over a thousand pages, does Hogwarts, A +History mention that we are all colluding in the +oppression of a hundred slaves!” + +Harry shook his head and applied himself to his +scrambled eggs. His and Ron’s lack of enthusiasm +had done nothing whatsoever to curb Hermione ’s +determination to pursue justice for house-elves. True, +both of them had paid two Sickles for a S.P.E.W. +badge, but they had only done it to keep her quiet. +Their Sickles had been wasted, however; if anything, +they seemed to have made Hermione more vociferous. +She had been badgering Harry and Ron ever since, +first to wear the badges, then to persuade others to do +the same, and she had also taken to rattling around +the Gryffindor common room every evening, cornering +people and shaking the collecting tin under their +noses. + +“You do realize that your sheets are changed, your +fires lit, your classrooms cleaned, and your food +cooked by a group of magical creatures who are +unpaid and enslaved?” she kept saying fiercely. + +Page | 264 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Some people, like Neville, had paid up just to stop +Hermione from glowering at them. A few seemed +mildly interested in what she had to say, but were +reluctant to take a more active role in campaigning. +Many regarded the whole thing as a joke. + +Ron now rolled his eyes at the ceiling, which was +flooding them all in autumn sunlight, and Fred +became extremely interested in his bacon (both twins +had refused to buy a S.P.E.W. badge). George, +however, leaned in toward Hermione. + +“Listen, have you ever been down in the kitchens, +Hermione?” + +“No, of course not,” said Hermione curtly, “I hardly +think students are supposed to — ” + +“Well, we have,” said George, indicating Fred, “loads +of times, to nick food. And we’ve met them, and +they’re happy. They think they’ve got the best job in +the world — ” + +“That’s because they’re uneducated and +brainwashed!” Hermione began hotly, but her next +few words were drowned out by the sudden +whooshing noise from overhead, which announced +the arrival of the post owls. Harry looked up at once, +and saw Hedwig soaring toward him. Hermione +stopped talking abruptly; she and Ron watched +Hedwig anxiously as she fluttered down onto Harry’s +shoulder, folded her wings, and held out her leg +wearily. + +Harry pulled off Sirius’s reply and offered Hedwig his +bacon rinds, which she ate gratefully. Then, checking +that Fred and George were safely immersed in further +discussions about the Tri-wizard Tournament, Harry + + + +Page | 265 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +read out Sirius’s letter in a whisper to Ron and +Hermione. + + + +Nice try, Harry. + +I’m back in the country and well hidden. I want you to +keep me posted on everything that’s going on at +Hog warts. Don’t use Hedwig, keep changing owls, and +don’t worry about me, just watch out for yourself. Don’t +forget what I said about your scar. + +Sirius + +“Why d’you have to keep changing owls?” Ron asked +in a low voice. + +“Hedwig’ll attract too much attention,” said Hermione +at once. “She stands out. A snowy owl that keeps +returning to wherever he’s hiding ... I mean, they’re +not native birds, are they?” + +Harry rolled up the letter and slipped it inside his +robes, wondering whether he felt more or less worried +than before. He supposed that Sirius managing to get +back without being caught was something. He +couldn’t deny either that the idea that Sirius was +much nearer was reassuring; at least he wouldn’t +have to wait so long for a response every time he +wrote. + +“Thanks, Hedwig,” he said, stroking her. She hooted +sleepily, dipped her beak briefly into his goblet of +orange juice, then took off again, clearly desperate for +a good long sleep in the Owlery. + +There was a pleasant feeling of anticipation in the air +that day. Nobody was very attentive in lessons, being +much more interested in the arrival that evening of +the people from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang; even + +Page | 266 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Potions was more bearable than usual, as it was half +an hour shorter. When the bell rang early, Harry, + +Ron, and Hermione hurried up to Gryffindor Tower, +deposited their bags and books as they had been +instructed, pulled on their cloaks, and rushed back +downstairs into the entrance hall. + +The Heads of Houses were ordering their students +into lines. + +“Weasley, straighten your hat,” Professor McGonagall +snapped at Ron. “Miss Patil, take that ridiculous +thing out of your hair.” + +Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental +butterfly from the end of her plait. + +“Follow me, please,” said Professor McGonagall. “First +years in front ... no pushing. ...” + +They filed down the steps and lined up in front of the +castle. It was a cold, clear evening; dusk was falling +and a pale, transparent-looking moon was already +shining over the Forbidden Forest. Harry, standing +between Ron and Hermione in the fourth row from +the front, saw Dennis Creevey positively shivering +with anticipation among the other first years. + +“Nearly six,” said Ron, checking his watch and then +staring down the drive that led to the front gates. +“How d’you reckon they’re coming? The train?” + +“I doubt it,” said Hermione. + +“How, then? Broomsticks?” Harry suggested, looking +up at the starry sky. + +“I don’t think so ... not from that far away. ...” + + + +Page | 267 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A Portkey?” Ron suggested. “Or they could Apparate +— maybe you’re allowed to do it under seventeen +wherever they come from?” + +“You can’t Apparate inside the Hogwarts grounds, +how often do I have to tell you?” said Hermione +impatiently. + +They scanned the darkening grounds excitedly, but +nothing was moving; everything was still, silent, and +quite as usual. Harry was starting to feel cold. He +wished they’d hurry up. ... Maybe the foreign +students were preparing a dramatic entrance. ... He +remembered what Mr. Weasley had said back at the +campsite before the Quidditch World Cup: “always the +same — we can’t resist showing off when we get +together. ...” + +And then Dumbledore called out from the back row +where he stood with the other teachers — + +“Aha! Unless I am very much mistaken, the delegation +from Beauxbatons approaches!” + +“Where?” said many students eagerly, all looking in +different directions. + +“There!” yelled a sixth year, pointing over the forest. + +Something large, much larger than a broomstick — +or, indeed, a hundred broomsticks — was hurtling +across the deep blue sky toward the castle, growing +larger all the time. + +“It’s a dragon!” shrieked one of the first years, losing +her head completely. + +“Don’t be stupid ... it’s a flying house!” said Dennis +Creevey. + +Page | 268 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dennis’s guess was closer. ... As the gigantic black +shape skimmed over the treetops of the Forbidden +Forest and the lights shining from the castle windows +hit it, they saw a gigantic, powder-blue, horse-drawn +carriage, the size of a large house, soaring toward +them, pulled through the air by a dozen winged +horses, all palominos, and each the size of an +elephant. + +The front three rows of students drew backward as +the carriage hurtled ever lower, coming in to land at a +tremendous speed — then, with an almighty crash +that made Neville jump backward onto a Slytherin +fifth year’s foot, the horses’ hooves, larger than dinner +plates, hit the ground. A second later, the carriage +landed too, bouncing upon its vast wheels, while the +golden horses tossed their enormous heads and rolled +large, fiery red eyes. + +Harry just had time to see that the door of the +carriage bore a coat of arms (two crossed, golden +wands, each emitting three stars) before it opened. + +A boy in pale blue robes jumped down from the +carriage, bent forward, fumbled for a moment with +something on the carriage floor, and unfolded a set of +golden steps. He sprang back respectfully. Then +Harry saw a shining, high-heeled black shoe emerging +from the inside of the carriage — a shoe the size of a +child’s sled — followed, almost immediately, by the +largest woman he had ever seen in his life. The size of +the carriage, and of the horses, was immediately +explained. A few people gasped. + +Harry had only ever seen one person as large as this +woman in his life, and that was Hagrid; he doubted +whether there was an inch difference in their heights. +Yet somehow — maybe simply because he was used +to Hagrid — this woman (now at the foot of the steps, +Page | 269 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and looking around at the waiting, wide-eyed crowd) +seemed even more unnaturally large. As she stepped +into the light flooding from the entrance hall, she was +revealed to have a handsome, olive-skinned face; +large, black, liquid-looking eyes; and a rather beaky +nose. Her hair was drawn back in a shining knob at +the base of her neck. She was dressed from head to +foot in black satin, and many magnificent opals +gleamed at her throat and on her thick fingers. + +Dumbledore started to clap; the students, following +his lead, broke into applause too, many of them +standing on tiptoe, the better to look at this woman. + +Her face relaxed into a gracious smile and she walked +forward toward Dumbledore, extending a glittering +hand. Dumbledore, though tall himself, had barely to +bend to kiss it. + +“My dear Madame Maxime,” he said. “Welcome to +Hogwarts.” + +“Dumbly-dorr,” said Madame Maxime in a deep voice. +“I ’ope I find you well?” + +“In excellent form, I thank you,” said Dumbledore. + +“My pupils,” said Madame Maxime, waving one of her +enormous hands carelessly behind her. + +Harry, whose attention had been focused completely +upon Madame Maxime, now noticed that about a +dozen boys and girls, all, by the look of them, in their +late teens, had emerged from the carriage and were +now standing behind Madame Maxime. They were +shivering, which was unsurprising, given that their +robes seemed to be made of fine silk, and none of +them were wearing cloaks. A few had wrapped scarves +and shawls around their heads. From what Harry +Page | 270 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could see of them (they were standing in Madame +Maxime ’s enormous shadow), they were staring up at +Hogwarts with apprehensive looks on their faces. + +“ ’As Karkaroff arrived yet?” Madame Maxime asked. + +“He should be here any moment,” said Dumbledore. +“Would you like to wait here and greet him or would +you prefer to step inside and warm up a trifle?” + +“Warm up, I think,” said Madame Maxime. “But ze +’orses — ” + +“Our Care of Magical Creatures teacher will be +delighted to take care of them,” said Dumbledore, “the +moment he has returned from dealing with a slight +situation that has arisen with some of his other — er +— charges.” + +“Skrewts,” Ron muttered to Harry, grinning. + +“My steeds require — er — forceful ’andling,” said +Madame Maxime, looking as though she doubted +whether any Care of Magical Creatures teacher at +Hogwarts could be up to the job. “Zey are very strong. + + + +“I assure you that Hagrid will be well up to the job,” +said Dumbledore, smiling. + +“Very well,” said Madame Maxime, bowing slightly. +“Will you please inform zis ’Agrid zat ze ’orses drink +only single-malt whiskey?” + +“It will be attended to,” said Dumbledore, also bowing. + +“Come,” said Madame Maxime imperiously to her +students, and the Hogwarts crowd parted to allow her +and her students to pass up the stone steps. + +Page | 271 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How big d’you reckon Durmstrang’s horses are going +to be?” Seamus Finnigan said, leaning around +Lavender and Parvati to address Harry and Ron. + +“Well, if they’re any bigger than this lot, even Hagrid +won’t be able to handle them,” said Harry. “That’s if +he hasn’t been attacked by his skrewts. Wonder +what’s up with them?” + +“Maybe they’ve escaped,” said Ron hopefully. + +“Oh don’t say that,” said Hermione with a shudder. +“Imagine that lot loose on the grounds. ...” + +They stood, shivering slightly now, waiting for the +Durmstrang party to arrive. Most people were gazing +hopefully up at the sky. For a few minutes, the +silence was broken only by Madame Maxime’s huge +horses snorting and stamping. But then — + +“Can you hear something?” said Ron suddenly. + +Harry listened; a loud and oddly eerie noise was +drifting toward them from out of the darkness: a +muffled rumbling and sucking sound, as though an +immense vacuum cleaner were moving along a +riverbed. ... + +“The lake!” yelled Lee Jordan, pointing down at it. +“Look at the lake!” + +From their position at the top of the lawns +overlooking the grounds, they had a clear view of the +smooth black surface of the water — except that the +surface was suddenly not smooth at all. Some +disturbance was taking place deep in the center; great +bubbles were forming on the surface, waves were now +washing over the muddy banks — and then, out in +the very middle of the lake, a whirlpool appeared, as if +Page | 272 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +a giant plug had just been pulled out of the lake’s +floor. ... + +What seemed to be a long, black pole began to rise +slowly out of the heart of the whirlpool . . . and then +Harry saw the rigging. . . . + +“It’s a mast!” he said to Ron and Hermione. + +Slowly, magnificently, the ship rose out of the water, +gleaming in the moonlight. It had a strangely skeletal +look about it, as though it were a resurrected wreck, +and the dim, misty lights shimmering at its portholes +looked like ghostly eyes. Finally, with a great sloshing +noise, the ship emerged entirely, bobbing on the +turbulent water, and began to glide toward the bank. +A few moments later, they heard the splash of an +anchor being thrown down in the shallows, and the +thud of a plank being lowered onto the bank. + +People were disembarking; they could see their +silhouettes passing the lights in the ship’s portholes. +All of them, Harry noticed, seemed to be built along +the lines of Crabbe and Goyle . . . but then, as they +drew nearer, walking up the lawns into the light +streaming from the entrance hall, he saw that their +bulk was really due to the fact that they were wearing +cloaks of some kind of shaggy, matted fur. But the +man who was leading them up to the castle was +wearing furs of a different sort: sleek and silver, like +his hair. + +“Dumbledore!” he called heartily as he walked up the +slope. “How are you, my dear fellow, how are you?” + +“Blooming, thank you, Professor Karkaroff,” +Dumbledore replied. + + + +Page | 273 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Karkaroff had a fruity, unctuous voice; when he +stepped into the light pouring from the front doors of +the castle they saw that he was tall and thin like +Dumbledore, but his white hair was short, and his +goatee (finishing in a small curl) did not entirely hide +his rather weak chin. When he reached Dumbledore, +he shook hands with both of his own. + +“Dear old Hogwarts,” he said, looking up at the castle +and smiling; his teeth were rather yellow, and Harry +noticed that his smile did not extend to his eyes, +which remained cold and shrewd. “How good it is to +be here, how good. ... Viktor, come along, into the +warmth ... you don’t mind, Dumbledore? Viktor has a +slight head cold. ...” + +Karkaroff beckoned forward one of his students. As +the boy passed, Harry caught a glimpse of a +prominent curved nose and thick black eyebrows. He +didn’t need the punch on the arm Ron gave him, or +the hiss in his ear, to recognize that profile. + +���Harry — it’s Krum\” + + + +Page | 274 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +t'fyfflapier- l6 + + + + +THE GOBLET OF FIRE + +“I don’t believe it!” Ron said, in a stunned voice, as +the Hogwarts students filed back up the steps behind +the party from Durmstrang. “Krum, Harry! Viktor +Kruml” + +“For heaven’s sake, Ron, he’s only a Quidditch +player,” said Hermione. + +“Only a Quidditch player?” Ron said, looking at her as +though he couldn’t believe his ears. “Hermione — he’s +one of the best Seekers in the world! I had no idea he +was still at school!” + +As they recrossed the entrance hall with the rest of +the Hogwarts students heading for the Great Hall, +Harry saw Lee Jordan jumping up and down on the +soles of his feet to get a better look at the back of +Krum’s head. Several sixth-year girls were frantically +searching their pockets as they walked — + +“Oh I don’t believe it, I haven’t got a single quill on me + +?? + + + +Page | 275 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“D’you think he’d sign my hat in lipstick?” + + + +“Really,” Hermione said loftily as they passed the +girls, now squabbling over the lipstick. + +“I’m getting his autograph if I can,” said Ron. “You +haven’t got a quill, have you, Harry?” + +“Nope, they’re upstairs in my bag,” said Harry. + +They walked over to the Gryffindor table and sat +down. Ron took care to sit on the side facing the +doorway, because Krum and his fellow Durmstrang +students were still gathered around it, apparently +unsure about where they should sit. The students +from Beauxbatons had chosen seats at the Ravenclaw +table. They were looking around the Great Hall with +glum expressions on their faces. Three of them were +still clutching scarves and shawls around their heads. + +“It’s not that cold,” said Hermione defensively. “Why +didn’t they bring cloaks?” + +“Over here! Come and sit over here!” Ron hissed. + +“Over here! Hermione, budge up, make a space — ” + +“What?” + +“Too late,” said Ron bitterly. + +Viktor Krum and his fellow Durmstrang students had +settled themselves at the Slytherin table. Harry could +see Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle looking very smug +about this. As he watched, Malfoy bent forward to +speak to Krum. + +“Yeah, that’s right, smarm up to him, Malfoy,” said +Ron scathingly. “I bet Krum can see right through +him, though ... bet he gets people fawning over him + +Page | 276 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +all the time. ... Where d’you reckon they’re going to +sleep? We could offer him a space in our dormitory, +Harry ... I wouldn’t mind giving him my bed, I could +kip on a camp bed.” + +Hermione snorted. + +“They look a lot happier than the Beauxbatons lot,” +said Harry. + +The Durmstrang students were pulling off their heavy +furs and looking up at the starry black ceiling with +expressions of interest; a couple of them were picking +up the golden plates and goblets and examining +them, apparently impressed. + +Up at the staff table, Filch, the caretaker, was adding +chairs. He was wearing his moldy old tailcoat in +honor of the occasion. Harry was surprised to see +that he added four chairs, two on either side of +Dumbledore’s. + +“But there are only two extra people,” Harry said. +“Why’s Filch putting out four chairs, who else is +coming?” + +“Eh?” said Ron vaguely. He was still staring avidly at +Krum. + +When all the students had entered the Hall and +settled down at their House tables, the staff entered, +filing up to the top table and taking their seats. Last +in line were Professor Dumbledore, Professor +Karkaroff, and Madame Maxime. When their +headmistress appeared, the pupils from Beauxbatons +leapt to their feet. A few of the Hogwarts students +laughed. The Beauxbatons party appeared quite +unembarrassed, however, and did not resume their +seats until Madame Maxime had sat down on +Page | 277 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore ’s left-hand side. Dumbledore remained +standing, and a silence fell over the Great Hall. + +“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, ghosts and — +most particularly — guests,” said Dumbledore, +beaming around at the foreign students. “I have great +pleasure in welcoming you all to Hogwarts. I hope and +trust that your stay here will be both comfortable and +enjoyable.” + +One of the Beauxbatons girls still clutching a muffler +around her head gave what was unmistakably a +derisive laugh. + +“No one’s making you stay!” Hermione whispered, +bristling at her. + +“The tournament will be officially opened at the end of +the feast,” said Dumbledore. “I now invite you all to +eat, drink, and make yourselves at home!” + +He sat down, and Harry saw Karkaroff lean forward at +once and engage him in conversation. + +The plates in front of them filled with food as usual. +The house-elves in the kitchen seemed to have pulled +out all the stops; there was a greater variety of dishes +in front of them than Harry had ever seen, including +several that were definitely foreign. + +“What’s that?” said Ron, pointing at a large dish of +some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large +steak-and-kidney pudding. + +“Bouillabaisse,” said Hermione. + +“Bless you,” said Ron. + + + +Page | 278 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s French,” said Hermione, “I had it on holiday +summer before last. It’s very nice.” + +“I’ll take your word for it,” said Ron, helping himself +to black pudding. + +The Great Hall seemed somehow much more crowded +than usual, even though there were barely twenty +additional students there; perhaps it was because +their differently colored uniforms stood out so clearly +against the black of the Hogwarts’ robes. Now that +they had removed their furs, the Durmstrang +students were revealed to be wearing robes of a deep +bloodred. + +Hagrid sidled into the Hall through a door behind the +staff table twenty minutes after the start of the feast. +He slid into his seat at the end and waved at Harry, +Ron, and Hermione with a very heavily bandaged +hand. + +“Skrewts doing all right, Hagrid?” Harry called. + +“Thrivin’,” Hagrid called back happily. + +“Yeah, I’ll just bet they are,” said Ron quietly. “Looks +like they’ve finally found a food they like, doesn’t it? +Hagrid ’s fingers.” + +At that moment, a voice said, “Excuse me, are you +wanting ze bouillabaisse?” + +It was the girl from Beauxbatons who had laughed +during Dumbledore’s speech. She had finally removed +her muffler. A long sheet of silvery-blonde hair fell +almost to her waist. She had large, deep blue eyes, +and very white, even teeth. + + + +Page | 279 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron went purple. He stared up at her, opened his +mouth to reply, but nothing came out except a faint +gurgling noise. + +“Yeah, have it,” said Harry, pushing the dish toward +the girl. + +“You ’ave finished wiz it?” + +“Yeah,” Ron said breathlessly. “Yeah, it was +excellent.” + +The girl picked up the dish and carried it carefully off +to the Ravenclaw table. Ron was still goggling at the +girl as though he had never seen one before. Harry +started to laugh. The sound seemed to jog Ron back +to his senses. + +“She’s a veelcd” he said hoarsely to Harry. + +“Of course she isn’t!” said Hermione tartly. “I don’t see +anyone else gaping at her like an idiot!” + +But she wasn’t entirely right about that. As the girl +crossed the Hall, many boys’ heads turned, and some +of them seemed to have become temporarily +speechless, just like Ron. + +“I’m telling you, that’s not a normal girl!” said Ron, +leaning sideways so he could keep a clear view of her. +“They don’t make them like that at Hogwarts!” + +“They make them okay at Hogwarts,” said Harry +without thinking. Cho happened to be sitting only a +few places away from the girl with the silvery hair. + +“When you’ve both put your eyes back in,” said +Hermione briskly, “you’ll be able to see who’s just +arrived.” + +Page | 280 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She was pointing up at the staff table. The two +remaining empty seats had just been filled. Ludo +Bagman was now sitting on Professor Karkaroff’s +other side, while Mr. Crouch, Percy’s boss, was next +to Madame Maxime. + +“What are they doing here?” said Harry in surprise. + +“They organized the Triwizard Tournament, didn’t +they?” said Hermione. “I suppose they wanted to be +here to see it start.” + +When the second course arrived they noticed a +number of unfamiliar desserts too. Ron examined an +odd sort of pale blancmange closely, then moved it +carefully a few inches to his right, so that it would be +clearly visible from the Ravenclaw table. The girl who +looked like a veela appeared to have eaten enough, +however, and did not come over to get it. + +Once the golden plates had been wiped clean, +Dumbledore stood up again. A pleasant sort of +tension seemed to fill the Hall now. Harry felt a slight +thrill of excitement, wondering what was coming. +Several seats down from them, Fred and George were +leaning forward, staring at Dumbledore with great +concentration. + +“The moment has come,” said Dumbledore, smiling +around at the sea of upturned faces. “The Triwizard +Tournament is about to start. I would like to say a few +words of explanation before we bring in the casket — ” + +“The what?” Harry muttered. + +Ron shrugged. + +“ — just to clarify the procedure that we will be +following this year. But first, let me introduce, for + +Page | 281 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +those who do not know them, Mr. Bartemius Crouch, +Head of the Department of International Magical +Cooperation” — there was a smattering of polite +applause — “and Mr. Ludo Bagman, Head of the +Department of Magical Games and Sports.” + +There was a much louder round of applause for +Bagman than for Crouch, perhaps because of his +fame as a Beater, or simply because he looked so +much more likable. He acknowledged it with a jovial +wave of his hand. Bartemius Crouch did not smile or +wave when his name was announced. Remembering +him in his neat suit at the Quidditch World Cup, +Harry thought he looked strange in wizard’s robes. + +His toothbrush mustache and severe parting looked +very odd next to Dumbledore’s long white hair and +beard. + +“Mr. Bagman and Mr. Crouch have worked tirelessly +over the last few months on the arrangements for the +Triwizard Tournament,” Dumbledore continued, “and +they will be joining myself, Professor Karkaroff, and +Madame Maxime on the panel that will judge the +champions’ efforts.” + +At the mention of the word “champions,” the +attentiveness of the listening students seemed to +sharpen. Perhaps Dumbledore had noticed their +sudden stillness, for he smiled as he said, “The +casket, then, if you please, Mr. Filch.” + +Filch, who had been lurking unnoticed in a far corner +of the Hall, now approached Dumbledore carrying a +great wooden chest encrusted with jewels. It looked +extremely old. A murmur of excited interest rose from +the watching students; Dennis Creevey actually stood +on his chair to see it properly, but, being so tiny, his +head hardly rose above anyone else’s. + + + +Page | 282 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The instructions for the tasks the champions will +face this year have already been examined by Mr. +Crouch and Mr. Bagman,” said Dumbledore as Filch +placed the chest carefully on the table before him, + +“and they have made the necessary arrangements for +each challenge. There will be three tasks, spaced +throughout the school year, and they will test the +champions in many different ways . . . their magical +prowess — their daring — their powers of deduction +— and, of course, their ability to cope with danger.” + +At this last word, the Hall was filled with a silence so +absolute that nobody seemed to be breathing. + +“As you know, three champions compete in the +tournament,” Dumbledore went on calmly, “one from +each of the participating schools. They will be marked +on how well they perform each of the Tournament +tasks and the champion with the highest total after +task three will win the Triwizard Cup. The champions +will be chosen by an impartial selector: the Goblet of +Fire.” + +Dumbledore now took out his wand and tapped three +times upon the top of the casket. The lid creaked +slowly open. Dumbledore reached inside it and pulled +out a large, roughly hewn wooden cup. It would have +been entirely unremarkable had it not been full to the +brim with dancing blue-white flames. + +Dumbledore closed the casket and placed the goblet +carefully on top of it, where it would be clearly visible +to everyone in the Hall. + +“Anybody wishing to submit themselves as champion +must write their name and school clearly upon a slip +of parchment and drop it into the goblet,” said +Dumbledore. “Aspiring champions have twenty-four +hours in which to put their names forward. Tomorrow +Page | 283 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +night, Halloween, the goblet will return the names of +the three it has judged most worthy to represent their +schools. The goblet will be placed in the entrance hall +tonight, where it will be freely accessible to all those +wishing to compete. + +“To ensure that no underage student yields to +temptation,” said Dumbledore, “I will be drawing an +Age Line around the Goblet of Fire once it has been +placed in the entrance hall. Nobody under the age of +seventeen will be able to cross this line. + +“Finally, I wish to impress upon any of you wishing to +compete that this tournament is not to be entered +into lightly. Once a champion has been selected by +the Goblet of Fire, he or she is obliged to see the +tournament through to the end. The placing of your +name in the goblet constitutes a binding, magical +contract. There can be no change of heart once you +have become a champion. Please be very sure, +therefore, that you are wholeheartedly prepared to +play before you drop your name into the goblet. Now, + +I think it is time for bed. Good night to you all.” + +“An Age Line!” Fred Weasley said, his eyes glinting, as +they all made their way across the Hall to the doors +into the entrance hall. “Well, that should be fooled by +an Aging Potion, shouldn’t it? And once your name’s +in that goblet, you’re laughing — it can’t tell whether +you’re seventeen or not!” + +“But I don’t think anyone under seventeen will stand +a chance,” said Hermione, “we just haven’t learned +enough ...” + +“Speak for yourself,” said George shortly. “You’ll try +and get in, won’t you, Harry?” + + + +Page | 284 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry thought briefly of Dumbledore ’s insistence that +nobody under seventeen should submit their name, +but then the wonderful picture of himself winning the +Triwizard Tournament filled his mind again. ... He +wondered how angry Dumbledore would be if +someone younger than seventeen did find a way to get +over the Age Line. ... + +“Where is he?” said Ron, who wasn’t listening to a +word of this conversation, but looking through the +crowd to see what had become of Krum. “Dumbledore +didn’t say where the Durmstrang people are sleeping, +did he?” + +But this query was answered almost instantly; they +were level with the Slytherin table now, and Karkaroff +had just bustled up to his students. + +“Back to the ship, then,” he was saying. “Viktor, how +are you feeling? Did you eat enough? Should I send +for some mulled wine from the kitchens?” + +Harry saw Krum shake his head as he pulled his furs +back on. + +“Professor, I vood like some vine,” said one of the +other Durmstrang boys hopefully. + +“I wasn’t offering it to you, Poliakoff,” snapped +Karkaroff, his warmly paternal air vanishing in an +instant. “I notice you have dribbled food all down the +front of your robes again, disgusting boy — ” + +Karkaroff turned and led his students toward the +doors, reaching them at exactly the same moment as +Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Harry stopped to let him +walk through first. + + + +Page | 285 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thank you,” said Karkaroff carelessly, glancing at +him. + +And then Karkaroff froze. He turned his head back to +Harry and stared at him as though he couldn’t believe +his eyes. Behind their headmaster, the students from +Durmstrang came to a halt too. Karkaroff s eyes +moved slowly up Harry’s face and fixed upon his scar. +The Durmstrang students were staring curiously at +Harry too. Out of the corner of his eye, Harry saw +comprehension dawn on a few of their faces. The boy +with food all down his front nudged the girl next to +him and pointed openly at Harry’s forehead. + +“Yeah, that’s Harry Potter,” said a growling voice from +behind them. + +Professor Karkaroff spun around. Mad-Eye Moody +was standing there, leaning heavily on his staff, his +magical eye glaring unblinkingly at the Durmstrang +headmaster. + +The color drained from Karkaroff’s face as Harry +watched. A terrible look of mingled fury and fear came +over him. + +“You!” he said, staring at Moody as though unsure he +was really seeing him. + +“Me,” said Moody grimly. “And unless you’ve got +anything to say to Potter, Karkaroff, you might want +to move. You’re blocking the doorway.” + +It was true; half the students in the Hall were now +waiting behind them, looking over one another’s +shoulders to see what was causing the holdup. + +Without another word, Professor Karkaroff swept his +students away with him. Moody watched him until he + +Page | 286 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was out of sight, his magical eye fixed upon his back, +a look of intense dislike upon his mutilated face. + + + +As the next day was Saturday, most students would +normally have breakfasted late. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione, however, were not alone in rising much +earlier than they usually did on weekends. When they +went down into the entrance hall, they saw about +twenty people milling around it, some of them eating +toast, all examining the Goblet of Fire. It had been +placed in the center of the hall on the stool that +normally bore the Sorting Hat. A thin golden line had +been traced on the floor, forming a circle ten feet +around it in every direction. + +“Anyone put their name in yet?” Ron asked a third- +year girl eagerly. + +“All the Durmstrang lot,” she replied. “But I haven’t +seen anyone from Hogwarts yet.” + +“Bet some of them put it in last night after we’d all +gone to bed,” said Harry. “I would’ve if it had been me +... wouldn’t have wanted everyone watching. What if +the goblet just gobbed you right back out again?” + +Someone laughed behind Harry. Turning, he saw +Fred, George, and Lee Jordan hurrying down the +staircase, all three of them looking extremely excited. + +“Done it,” Fred said in a triumphant whisper to Harry, +Ron, and Hermione. “Just taken it.” + +“What?” said Ron. + +“The Aging Potion, dung brains,” said Fred. + + + +Page | 287 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“One drop each,” said George, rubbing his hands +together with glee. “We only need to be a few months +older.” + + + +“We’re going to split the thousand Galleons between +the three of us if one of us wins,” said Lee, grinning +broadly. + +“I’m not sure this is going to work, you know,” said +Hermione warningly “I’m sure Dumbledore will have +thought of this.” + +Fred, George, and Lee ignored her. + +“Ready?” Fred said to the other two, quivering with +excitement. “C’mon, then — I’ll go first — ” + +Harry watched, fascinated, as Fred pulled a slip of +parchment out of his pocket bearing the words Fred +Weasley — Hog warts. Fred walked right up to the +edge of the line and stood there, rocking on his toes +like a diver preparing for a fifty-foot drop. Then, with +the eyes of every person in the entrance hall upon +him, he took a great breath and stepped over the line. + +For a split second Harry thought it had worked — +George certainly thought so, for he let out a yell of +triumph and leapt after Fred — but next moment, +there was a loud sizzling sound, and both twins were +hurled out of the golden circle as though they had +been thrown by an invisible shot-putter. They landed +painfully, ten feet away on the cold stone floor, and to +add insult to injury, there was a loud popping noise, +and both of them sprouted identical long white +beards. + +The entrance hall rang with laughter. Even Fred and +George joined in, once they had gotten to their feet +and taken a good look at each other’s beards. + +Page | 288 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I did warn you,” said a deep, amused voice, and +everyone turned to see Professor Dumbledore coming +out of the Great Hall. He surveyed Fred and George, +his eyes twinkling. “I suggest you both go up to +Madam Pomfrey. She is already tending to Miss +Fawcett, of Ravenclaw, and Mr. Summers, of +Hufflepuff, both of whom decided to age themselves +up a little too. Though I must say, neither of their +beards is anything like as fine as yours.” + +Fred and George set off for the hospital wing, +accompanied by Lee, who was howling with laughter, +and Harry, Ron, and Hermione, also chortling, went +in to breakfast. + +The decorations in the Great Hall had changed this +morning. As it was Halloween, a cloud of live bats was +fluttering around the enchanted ceiling, while +hundreds of carved pumpkins leered from every +corner. Harry led the way over to Dean and Seamus, +who were discussing those Hogwarts students of +seventeen or over who might be entering. + +“There’s a rumor going around that Warrington got up +early and put his name in,” Dean told Harry. “That +big bloke from Slytherin who looks like a sloth.” + +Harry, who had played Quidditch against Warrington, +shook his head in disgust. + +“We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” + +“And all the Hufflepuffs are talking about Diggory,” +said Seamus contemptuously. “But I wouldn’t have +thought he’d have wanted to risk his good looks.” + +“Listen!” said Hermione suddenly. + + + +Page | 289 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +People were cheering out in the entrance hall. They all +swiveled around in their seats and saw Angelina +Johnson coming into the Hall, grinning in an +embarrassed sort of way. A tall black girl who played +Chaser on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, Angelina +came over to them, sat down, and said, “Well, I’ve +done it! Just put my name in!” + +“You’re kidding!” said Ron, looking impressed. + +“Are you seventeen, then?” asked Harry. + +“ ’Course she is, can’t see a beard, can you?” said +Ron. + +“I had my birthday last week,” said Angelina. + +“Well, I’m glad someone from Gryffindor’s entering,” +said Hermione. “I really hope you get it, Angelina!” + +“Thanks, Hermione,” said Angelina, smiling at her. + +“Yeah, better you than Pretty-Boy Diggory,” said +Seamus, causing several Hufflepuffs passing their +table to scowl heavily at him. + +“What’re we going to do today, then?” Ron asked +Harry and Hermione when they had finished +breakfast and were leaving the Great Hall. + +“We haven’t been down to visit Hagrid yet,” said +Harry. + +“Okay,” said Ron, “just as long as he doesn’t ask us to +donate a few fingers to the skrewts.” + +A look of great excitement suddenly dawned on +Hermione ’s face. + + + +Page | 290 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ve just realized — I haven’t asked Hagrid to join +S.P.E.W. yet!” she said brightly. “Wait for me, will +you, while I nip upstairs and get the badges?” + +“What is it with her?” said Ron, exasperated, as +Hermione ran away up the marble staircase. + +“Hey, Ron,” said Harry suddenly. “It’s your friend ...” + +The students from Beauxbatons were coming through +the front doors from the grounds, among them, the +veela-girl. Those gathered around the Goblet of Fire +stood back to let them pass, watching eagerly. + +Madame Maxime entered the hall behind her students +and organized them into a line. One by one, the +Beauxbatons students stepped across the Age Line +and dropped their slips of parchment into the blue- +white flames. As each name entered the fire, it turned +briefly red and emitted sparks. + +“What d’you reckon’ll happen to the ones who aren’t +chosen?” Ron muttered to Harry as the veela-girl +dropped her parchment into the Goblet of Fire. +“Reckon they’ll go back to school, or hang around to +watch the tournament?” + +“Dunno,” said Harry. “Hang around, I suppose. ... +Madame Maxime’s staying to judge, isn’t she?” + +When all the Beauxbatons students had submitted +their names, Madame Maxime led them back out of +the hall and out onto the grounds again. + +“Where are they sleeping, then?” said Ron, moving +toward the front doors and staring after them. + + + +Page | 291 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A loud rattling noise behind them announced +Hermione’s reappearance with the box of S.P.E.W. +badges. + +“Oh good, hurry up,” said Ron, and he jumped down +the stone steps, keeping his eyes on the back of the +veela-girl, who was now halfway across the lawn with +Madame Maxime. + +As they neared Hagrid’s cabin on the edge of the +Forbidden Forest, the mystery of the Beauxbatons’ +sleeping quarters was solved. The gigantic powder- +blue carriage in which they had arrived had been +parked two hundred yards from Hagrid’s front door, +and the students were climbing back inside it. The +elephantine flying horses that had pulled the carriage +were now grazing in a makeshift paddock alongside it. + +Harry knocked on Hagrid’s door, and Fang’s booming +barks answered instantly + +“ ’Bout time!” said Hagrid, when he’d flung open the +door. “Thought you lot’d forgotten where I live!” + +“We’ve been really busy, Hag — ” Hermione started to +say, but then she stopped dead, looking up at Hagrid, +apparently lost for words. + +Hagrid was wearing his best (and very horrible) hairy +brown suit, plus a checked yellow-and-orange tie. + +This wasn’t the worst of it, though; he had evidently +tried to tame his hair, using large quantities of what +appeared to be axle grease. It was now slicked down +into two bunches — perhaps he had tried a ponytail +like Bill’s, but found he had too much hair. The look +didn’t really suit Hagrid at all. For a moment, +Hermione goggled at him, then, obviously deciding +not to comment, she said, “Erm — where are the +skrewts?” + +Page | 292 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Out by the pumpkin patch,” said Hagrid happily. +“They’re gettin’ massive, mus’ be nearly three foot +long now. On’y trouble is, they’ve started killin’ each +other.” + +“Oh no, really?” said Hermione, shooting a repressive +look at Ron, who, staring at Hagrid’s odd hairstyle, +had just opened his mouth to say something about it. + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid sadly. “ ’S’ okay, though, I’ve got +’em in separate boxes now. Still got abou’ twenty.” + +“Well, that’s lucky,” said Ron. Hagrid missed the +sarcasm. + +Hagrid’s cabin comprised a single room, in one corner +of which was a gigantic bed covered in a patchwork +quilt. A similarly enormous wooden table and chairs +stood in front of the fire beneath the quantity of cured +hams and dead birds hanging from the ceiling. They +sat down at the table while Hagrid started to make +tea, and were soon immersed in yet more discussion +of the Triwizard Tournament. Hagrid seemed quite as +excited about it as they were. + +“You wait,” he said, grinning. “You jus’ wait. Yer going +ter see some stuff yeh’ve never seen before. Firs’ task +... ah, but I’m not supposed ter say.” + +“Go on, Hagrid!” Harry, Ron, and Hermione urged +him, but he just shook his head, grinning. + +“I don’ want ter spoil it fer yeh,” said Hagrid. “But it’s +gonna be spectacular, I’ll tell yeh that. Them +champions ’re going ter have their work cut out. Never +thought I’d live ter see the Triwizard Tournament +played again!” + + + +Page | 293 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They ended up having lunch with Hagrid, though they +didn’t eat much — Hagrid had made what he said was +a beef casserole, but after Hermione unearthed a +large talon in hers, she, Harry, and Ron rather lost +their appetites. However, they enjoyed themselves +trying to make Hagrid tell them what the tasks in the +tournament were going to be, speculating which of +the entrants were likely to be selected as champions, +and wondering whether Fred and George were +beardless yet. + +A light rain had started to fall by midafternoon; it was +very cozy sitting by the fire, listening to the gentle +patter of the drops on the window, watching Hagrid +darning his socks and arguing with Hermione about +house-elves — for he flatly refused to join S.P.E.W. +when she showed him her badges. + +“It’d be doin’ ’em an unkindness, Hermione,�� he said +gravely, threading a massive bone needle with thick +yellow yarn. “It’s in their nature ter look after +humans, that’s what they like, see? Yeh’d be makin’ +’em unhappy ter take away their work, an’ insultin’ +’em if yeh tried ter pay ’em.” + +“But Harry set Dobby free, and he was over the moon +about it!” said Hermione. “And we heard he’s asking +for wages now!” + +“Yeah, well, yeh get weirdos in every breed. I’m not +sayin’ there isn’t the odd elf who’d take freedom, but +yeh’ll never persuade most of ’em ter do it — no, +nothin’ doin’, Hermione.” + +Hermione looked very cross indeed and stuffed her +box of badges back into her cloak pocket. + +By half past five it was growing dark, and Ron, Harry, +and Hermione decided it was time to get back up to + +Page | 294 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the castle for the Halloween feast — and, more +important, the announcement of the school +champions. + +“I’ll come with yeh,” said Hagrid, putting away his +darning. “Jus’ give us a sec.” + +Hagrid got up, went across to the chest of drawers +beside his bed, and began searching for something +inside it. They didn’t pay too much attention until a +truly horrible smell reached their nostrils. Coughing, +Ron said, “Hagrid, what’s that?” + +“Eh?” said Hagrid, turning around with a large bottle +in his hand. “Don’ yeh like it?” + +“Is that aftershave?” said Hermione in a slightly +choked voice. + +“Er — eau de cologne,” Hagrid muttered. He was +blushing. “Maybe it’s a bit much,” he said gruffly. “I’ll +go take it off, hang on . . . + +He stumped out of the cabin, and they saw him +washing himself vigorously in the water barrel outside +the window. + +“Eau de cologne?” said Hermione in amazement. +“Hagrid?” + +“And what’s with the hair and the suit?” said Harry in +an undertone. + +“Look!” said Ron suddenly, pointing out of the +window. + +Hagrid had just straightened up and turned ’round. If +he had been blushing before, it was nothing to what +he was doing now. Getting to their feet very + +Page | 295 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cautiously, so that Hagrid wouldn’t spot them, Harry, +Ron, and Hermione peered through the window and +saw that Madame Maxime and the Beauxbatons +students had just emerged from their carriage, clearly +about to set off for the feast too. They couldn’t hear +what Hagrid was saying, but he was talking to +Madame Maxime with a rapt, misty-eyed expression +Harry had only ever seen him wear once before — +when he had been looking at the baby dragon, + +Norbert. + +“He’s going up to the castle with her!” said Hermione +indignantly. “I thought he was waiting for us!” + +Without so much as a backward glance at his cabin, +Hagrid was trudging off up the grounds with Madame +Maxime, the Beauxbatons students following in their +wake, jogging to keep up with their enormous strides. + +“He fancies her!” said Ron incredulously. “Well, if they +end up having children, they’ll be setting a world +record — bet any baby of theirs would weigh about a +ton.” + +They let themselves out of the cabin and shut the +door behind them. It was surprisingly dark outside. +Drawing their cloaks more closely around themselves, +they set off up the sloping lawns. + +“Ooh it’s them, look!” Hermione whispered. + +The Durmstrang party was walking up toward the +castle from the lake. Viktor Krum was walking side by +side with Karkaroff, and the other Durmstrang +students were straggling along behind them. Ron +watched Krum excitedly, but Krum did not look +around as he reached the front doors a little ahead of +Hermione, Ron, and Harry and proceeded through +them. + +Page | 296 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +When they entered the candlelit Great Hall it was +almost full. The Goblet of Fire had been moved; it was +now standing in front of Dumbledore ’s empty chair at +the teachers’ table. Fred and George — clean-shaven +again — seemed to have taken their disappointment +fairly well. + +“Hope it’s Angelina,” said Fred as Harry, Ron, and +Hermione sat down. + +“So do I!” said Hermione breathlessly. “Well, we’ll +soon know!” + +The Halloween feast seemed to take much longer than +usual. Perhaps because it was their second feast in +two days, Harry didn’t seem to fancy the +extravagantly prepared food as much as he would +have normally. Like everyone else in the Hall, judging +by the constantly craning necks, the impatient +expressions on every face, the fidgeting, and the +standing up to see whether Dumbledore had finished +eating yet, Harry simply wanted the plates to clear, +and to hear who had been selected as champions. + +At long last, the golden plates returned to their +original spotless state; there was a sharp upswing in +the level of noise within the Hall, which died away +almost instantly as Dumbledore got to his feet. On +either side of him, Professor Karkaroff and Madame +Maxime looked as tense and expectant as anyone. +Ludo Bagman was beaming and winking at various +students. Mr. Crouch, however, looked quite +uninterested, almost bored. + +“Well, the goblet is almost ready to make its decision,” +said Dumbledore. “I estimate that it requires one +more minute. Now, when the champions’ names are +called, I would ask them please to come up to the top +of the Hall, walk along the staff table, and go through +Page | 297 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +into the next chamber” — he indicated the door +behind the staff table — “where they will be receiving +their first instructions.” + +He took out his wand and gave a great sweeping wave +with it; at once, all the candles except those inside the +carved pumpkins were extinguished, plunging them +into a state of semidarkness. The Goblet of Fire now +shone more brightly than anything in the whole Hall, +the sparkling bright, bluey-whiteness of the flames +almost painful on the eyes. Everyone watched, +waiting. ... A few people kept checking their watches. + + + +“Any second,” Lee Jordan whispered, two seats away +from Harry. + +The flames inside the goblet turned suddenly red +again. Sparks began to fly from it. Next moment, a +tongue of flame shot into the air, a charred piece of +parchment fluttered out of it — the whole room +gasped. + +Dumbledore caught the piece of parchment and held +it at arm’s length, so that he could read it by the light +of the flames, which had turned back to blue-white. + +“The champion for Durmstrang,” he read, in a strong, +clear voice, “will be Viktor Krum.” + +“No surprises there!” yelled Ron as a storm of +applause and cheering swept the Hall. Harry saw +Viktor Krum rise from the Slytherin table and slouch +up toward Dumbledore; he turned right, walked along +the staff table, and disappeared through the door into +the next chamber. + + + +Page | 298 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bravo, Viktor!” boomed Karkaroff, so loudly that +everyone could hear him, even over all the applause. +“Knew you had it in you!” + +The clapping and chatting died down. Now everyone’s +attention was focused again on the goblet, which, +seconds later, turned red once more. A second piece +of parchment shot out of it, propelled by the flames. + +“The champion for Beauxbatons,” said Dumbledore, + +“is Fleur Delacour!” + +“It’s her, Ron!” Harry shouted as the girl who so +resembled a veela got gracefully to her feet, shook +back her sheet of silvery blonde hair, and swept up +between the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff tables. + +“Oh look, they’re all disappointed,” Hermione said +over the noise, nodding toward the remainder of the +Beauxbatons party. “Disappointed” was a bit of an +understatement, Harry thought. Two of the girls who +had not been selected had dissolved into tears and +were sobbing with their heads on their arms. + +When Fleur Delacour too had vanished into the side +chamber, silence fell again, but this time it was a +silence so stiff with excitement you could almost taste +it. The Hogwarts champion next ... + +And the Goblet of Fire turned red once more; sparks +showered out of it; the tongue of flame shot high into +the air, and from its tip Dumbledore pulled the third +piece of parchment. + +“The Hogwarts champion,” he called, “is Cedric +Diggory!” + +“No!” said Ron loudly, but nobody heard him except +Harry; the uproar from the next table was too great. + +Page | 299 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Every single Hufflepuff had jumped to his or her feet, +screaming and stamping, as Cedric made his way +past them, grinning broadly, and headed off toward +the chamber behind the teachers’ table. Indeed, the +applause for Cedric went on so long that it was some +time before Dumbledore could make himself heard +again. + +“Excellent!” Dumbledore called happily as at last the +tumult died down. “Well, we now have our three +champions. I am sure I can count upon all of you, +including the remaining students from Beauxbatons +and Durmstrang, to give your champions every ounce +of support you can muster. By cheering your +champion on, you will contribute in a very real — ” + +But Dumbledore suddenly stopped speaking, and it +was apparent to everybody what had distracted him. + +The fire in the goblet had just turned red again. +Sparks were flying out of it. A long flame shot +suddenly into the air, and borne upon it was another +piece of parchment. + +Automatically, it seemed, Dumbledore reached out a +long hand and seized the parchment. He held it out +and stared at the name written upon it. There was a +long pause, during which Dumbledore stared at the +slip in his hands, and everyone in the room stared at +Dumbledore. And then Dumbledore cleared his throat +and read out — + +“ Harry Potter.” + + + +Page | 300 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE FOUR CHAMPIONS + +Harry sat there, aware that every head in the Great +Hall had turned to look at him. He was stunned. He +felt numb. He was surely dreaming. He had not heard +correctly. + +There was no applause. A buzzing, as though of angry +bees, was starting to fill the Hall; some students were +standing up to get a better look at Harry as he sat, +frozen, in his seat. + +Up at the top table, Professor McGonagall had got to +her feet and swept past Ludo Bagman and Professor +Karkaroff to whisper urgently to Professor +Dumbledore, who bent his ear toward her, frowning +slightly. + +Harry turned to Ron and Hermione; beyond them, he +saw the long Gryffindor table all watching him, +openmouthed. + +“I didn’t put my name in,” Harry said blankly. “You +know I didn’t.” + +Page | 301 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +Both of them stared just as blankly back. + +At the top table, Professor Dumbledore had +straightened up, nodding to Professor McGonagall. + +“Harry Potter!” he called again. “Harry! Up here, if you +please!” + +“Go on,” Hermione whispered, giving Harry a slight +push. + +Harry got to his feet, trod on the hem of his robes, +and stumbled slightly. He set off up the gap between +the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff tables. It felt like an +immensely long walk; the top table didn’t seem to be +getting any nearer at all, and he could feel hundreds +and hundreds of eyes upon him, as though each were +a searchlight. The buzzing grew louder and louder. +After what seemed like an hour, he was right in front +of Dumbledore, feeling the stares of all the teachers +upon him. + +“Well ... through the door, Harry,” said Dumbledore. +He wasn’t smiling. + +Harry moved off along the teachers’ table. Hagrid was +seated right at the end. He did not wink at Harry, or +wave, or give any of his usual signs of greeting. He +looked completely astonished and stared at Harry as +he passed like everyone else. Harry went through the +door out of the Great Hall and found himself in a +smaller room, lined with paintings of witches and +wizards. A handsome fire was roaring in the fireplace +opposite him. + +The faces in the portraits turned to look at him as he +entered. He saw a wizened witch flit out of the frame +of her picture and into the one next to it, which + + + +Page | 302 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +contained a wizard with a walrus mustache. The +wizened witch started whispering in his ear. + +Viktor Krum, Cedric Diggory, and Fleur Delacour +were grouped around the fire. They looked strangely +impressive, silhouetted against the flames. Krum, +hunched-up and brooding, was leaning against the +mantelpiece, slightly apart from the other two. Cedric +was standing with his hands behind his back, staring +into the fire. Fleur Delacour looked around when +Harry walked in and threw back her sheet of long, +silvery hair. + +“What is it?” she said. “Do zey want us back in ze +Hall?” + +She thought he had come to deliver a message. Harry +didn’t know how to explain what had just happened. +He just stood there, looking at the three champions. It +struck him how very tall all of them were. + +There was a sound of scurrying feet behind him, and +Ludo Bagman entered the room. He took Harry by the +arm and led him forward. + +“Extraordinary!” he muttered, squeezing Harry’s arm. +“Absolutely extraordinary! Gentlemen ... lady,” he +added, approaching the fireside and addressing the +other three. “May I introduce — incredible though it +may seem — the fourth Triwizard champion?” + +Viktor Krum straightened up. His surly face darkened +as he surveyed Harry. Cedric looked nonplussed. He +looked from Bagman to Harry and back again as +though sure he must have misheard what Bagman +had said. Fleur Delacour, however, tossed her hair, +smiling, and said, “Oh, vairy funny joke, Meester +Bagman.” + + + +Page | 303 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Joke?” Bagman repeated, bewildered. “No, no, not at +all! Harry’s name just came out of the Goblet of Fire!” + +Krum’s thick eyebrows contracted slightly. Cedric was +still looking politely bewildered. Fleur frowned. + +“But evidently zair ’as been a mistake,” she said +contemptuously to Bagman. “ ’E cannot compete. ’E is +too young.” + +“Well ... it is amazing,” said Bagman, rubbing his +smooth chin and smiling down at Harry. “But, as you +know, the age restriction was only imposed this year +as an extra safety measure. And as his name’s come +out of the goblet ... I mean, I don’t think there can be +any ducking out at this stage. ... It’s down in the +rules, you’re obliged ... Harry will just have to do the +best he — ” + +The door behind them opened again, and a large +group of people came in: Professor Dumbledore, +followed closely by Mr. Crouch, Professor Karkaroff, +Madame Maxime, Professor McGonagall, and +Professor Snape. Harry heard the buzzing of the +hundreds of students on the other side of the wall, +before Professor McGonagall closed the door. + +“Madame Maxime!” said Fleur at once, striding over to +her headmistress. “Zey are saying zat zis little boy is +to compete also!” + +Somewhere under Harry’s numb disbelief he felt a +ripple of anger. Little boy ? + +Madame Maxime had drawn herself up to her full, +and considerable, height. The top of her handsome +head brushed the candle-filled chandelier, and her +gigantic black-satin bosom swelled. + + + +Page | 304 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What is ze meaning of zis, Dumbly-dorr?” she said +imperiously. + +“I’d rather like to know that myself, Dumbledore,” +said Professor Karkaroff. He was wearing a steely +smile, and his blue eyes were like chips of ice. “Two +Hogwarts champions? I don’t remember anyone +telling me the host school is allowed two champions +— or have I not read the rules carefully enough?” + +He gave a short and nasty laugh. + +“C’est impossible,” said Madame Maxime, whose +enormous hand with its many superb opals was +resting upon Fleur’s shoulder. “ ’Ogwarts cannot ’ave +two champions. It is most injust.” + +“We were under the impression that your Age Line +would keep out younger contestants, Dumbledore,” +said Karkaroff, his steely smile still in place, though +his eyes were colder than ever. “Otherwise, we would, +of course, have brought along a wider selection of +candidates from our own schools.” + +“It’s no one’s fault but Potter’s, Karkaroff,” said Snape +softly. His black eyes were alight with malice. “Don’t +go blaming Dumbledore for Potter’s determination to +break rules. He has been crossing lines ever since he +arrived here — ” + +“Thank you, Severus,” said Dumbledore firmly, and +Snape went quiet, though his eyes still glinted +malevolently through his curtain of greasy black hair. + +Professor Dumbledore was now looking down at +Harry, who looked right back at him, trying to discern +the expression of the eyes behind the half-moon +spectacles. + + + +Page | 305 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, +Harry?” he asked calmly. + +“No,” said Harry. He was very aware of everybody +watching him closely. Snape made a soft noise of +impatient disbelief in the shadows. + +“Did you ask an older student to put it into the Goblet +of Fire for you?” said Professor Dumbledore, ignoring +Snape. + +“No,” said Harry vehemently. + +“Ah, but of course ’e is lying!” cried Madame Maxime. +Snape was now shaking his head, his lip curling. + +“He could not have crossed the Age Line,” said +Professor McGonagall sharply. “I am sure we are all +agreed on that — ” + +“Dumbly-dorr must ’ave made a mistake wiz ze line,” +said Madame Maxime, shrugging. + +“It is possible, of course,” said Dumbledore politely + +“Dumbledore, you know perfectly well you did not +make a mistake!” said Professor McGonagall angrily. +“Really, what nonsense! Harry could not have crossed +the line himself, and as Professor Dumbledore +believes that he did not persuade an older student to +do it for him, I’m sure that should be good enough for +everybody else!” + +She shot a very angry look at Professor Snape. + +“Mr. Crouch ... Mr. Bagman,” said Karkaroff, his voice +unctuous once more, “you are our — er — objective +judges. Surely you will agree that this is most +irregular?” + +Page | 306 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Bagman wiped his round, boyish face with his +handkerchief and looked at Mr. Crouch, who was +standing outside the circle of the firelight, his face +half hidden in shadow. He looked slightly eerie, the +half darkness making him look much older, giving +him an almost skull-like appearance. When he spoke, +however, it was in his usual curt voice. + +“We must follow the rules, and the rules state clearly +that those people whose names come out of the +Goblet of Fire are bound to compete in the +tournament.” + +“Well, Barty knows the rule book back to front,” said +Bagman, beaming and turning back to Karkaroff and +Madame Maxime, as though the matter was now +closed. + +“I insist upon resubmitting the names of the rest of +my students,” said Karkaroff. He had dropped his +unctuous tone and his smile now. His face wore a +very ugly look indeed. “You will set up the Goblet of +Fire once more, and we will continue adding names +until each school has two champions. It’s only fair, +Dumbledore.” + +“But Karkaroff, it doesn’t work like that,” said +Bagman. “The Goblet of Fire’s just gone out — it won’t +reignite until the start of the next tournament — ” + +“ — in which Durmstrang will most certainly not be +competing!” exploded Karkaroff. “After all our +meetings and negotiations and compromises, I little +expected something of this nature to occur! I have +half a mind to leave now!” + +“Empty threat, Karkaroff,” growled a voice from near +the door. “You can’t leave your champion now. He’s +got to compete. They’ve all got to compete. Binding + +Page | 307 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +magical contract, like Dumbledore said. Convenient, +eh?” + + + +Moody had just entered the room. He limped toward +the fire, and with every right step he took, there was a +loud clunk. + +“Convenient?” said Karkaroff. “I’m afraid I don’t +understand you, Moody.” + +Harry could tell he was trying to sound disdainful, as +though what Moody was saying was barely worth his +notice, but his hands gave him away; they had balled +themselves into fists. + +“Don’t you?” said Moody quietly. “It’s very simple, +Karkaroff. Someone put Potter’s name in that goblet +knowing he’d have to compete if it came out.” + +“Evidently, someone ’oo wished to give ’Ogwarts two +bites at ze apple!” said Madame Maxime. + +“I quite agree, Madame Maxime,” said Karkaroff, +bowing to her. “I shall be lodging complaints with the +Ministry of Magic and the International Confederation +of Wizards — ” + +“If anyone’s got reason to complain, it’s Potter,” +growled Moody, “but ... funny thing ... I don’t hear +him saying a word. ...” + +“Why should ’e complain?” burst out Fleur Delacour, +stamping her foot. “ ’E ’as ze chance to compete, ’asn’t +’e? We ’ave all been ’oping to be chosen for weeks and +weeks! Ze honor for our schools! A thousand Galleons +in prize money — zis is a chance many would die for!” + +“Maybe someone’s hoping Potter is going to die for it,” +said Moody, with the merest trace of a growl. + +Page | 308 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +An extremely tense silence followed these words. Ludo +Bagman, who was looking very anxious indeed, +bounced nervously up and down on his feet and said, +“Moody, old man ... what a thing to say!” + +“We all know Professor Moody considers the morning +wasted if he hasn’t discovered six plots to murder him +before lunchtime,” said Karkaroff loudly. “Apparently +he is now teaching his students to fear assassination +too. An odd quality in a Defense Against the Dark +Arts teacher, Dumbledore, but no doubt you had your +reasons.” + +“Imagining things, am I?” growled Moody. “Seeing +things, eh? It was a skilled witch or wizard who put +the boy’s name in that goblet. ...” + +“Ah, what evidence is zere of zat?” said Madame +Maxime, throwing up her huge hands. + +“Because they hoodwinked a very powerful magical +object!” said Moody. “It would have needed an +exceptionally strong Confundus Charm to bamboozle +that goblet into forgetting that only three schools +compete in the tournament. ... I’m guessing they +submitted Potter’s name under a fourth school, to +make sure he was the only one in his category. ...” + +“You seem to have given this a great deal of thought, +Moody,” said Karkaroff coldly, “and a very ingenious +theory it is — though of course, I heard you recently +got it into your head that one of your birthday +presents contained a cunningly disguised basilisk +egg, and smashed it to pieces before realizing it was a +carriage clock. So you’ll understand if we don’t take +you entirely seriously. ...” + +“There are those who’ll turn innocent occasions to +their advantage,” Moody retorted in a menacing voice. + +Page | 309 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s my job to think the way Dark wizards do, +Karkaroff — as you ought to remember. ...” + +“Alas tor!” said Dumbledore warningly. Harry +wondered for a moment whom he was speaking to, +but then realized “Mad-Eye” could hardly be Moody’s +real first name. Moody fell silent, though still +surveying Karkaroff with satisfaction — Karkaroff’s +face was burning. + +“How this situation arose, we do not know,” said +Dumbledore, speaking to everyone gathered in the +room. “It seems to me, however, that we have no +choice but to accept it. Both Cedric and Harry have +been chosen to compete in the Tournament. This, +therefore, they will do. ...” + +“Ah, but Dumbly-dorr — ” + +“My dear Madame Maxime, if you have an alternative, + +I would be delighted to hear it.” + +Dumbledore waited, but Madame Maxime did not +speak, she merely glared. She wasn’t the only one +either. Snape looked furious; Karkaroff livid; Bagman, +however, looked rather excited. + +“Well, shall we crack on, then?” he said, rubbing his +hands together and smiling around the room. “Got to +give our champions their instructions, haven���t we? +Barty, want to do the honors?” + +Mr. Crouch seemed to come out of a deep reverie. + +“Yes,” he said, “instructions. Yes ... the first task ...” + +He moved forward into the firelight. Close up, Harry +thought he looked ill. There were dark shadows +beneath his eyes and a thin, papery look about his + +Page | 310 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +wrinkled skin that had not been there at the +Quidditch World Cup. + +“The first task is designed to test your daring,” he told +Harry, Cedric, Fleur, and Viktor, “so we are not going +to be telling you what it is. Courage in the face of the +unknown is an important quality in a wizard . . . very +important. ... + +“The first task will take place on November the +twenty-fourth, in front of the other students and the +panel of judges. + +“The champions are not permitted to ask for or accept +help of any kind from their teachers to complete the +tasks in the tournament. The champions will face the +first challenge armed only with their wands. They will +receive information about the second task when the +first is over. Owing to the demanding and time- +consuming nature of the tournament, the champions +are exempted from end-of-year tests.” + +Mr. Crouch turned to look at Dumbledore. + +“I think that’s all, is it, Albus?” + +“I think so,” said Dumbledore, who was looking at Mr. +Crouch with mild concern. “Are you sure you +wouldn’t like to stay at Hogwarts tonight, Barty?” + +“No, Dumbledore, I must get back to the Ministry,” +said Mr. Crouch. “It is a very busy, very difficult time +at the moment. ... I’ve left young Weatherby in +charge. ... Very enthusiastic ... a little +overenthusiastic, if truth be told. ...” + +“You’ll come and have a drink before you go, at +least?” said Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 311 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on, Barty, I’m staying!” said Bagman brightly. +“It’s all happening at Hogwarts now, you know, much +more exciting here than at the office!” + +“I think not, Ludo,” said Crouch with a touch of his +old impatience. + +“Professor Karkaroff — Madame Maxime — a +nightcap?” said Dumbledore. + +But Madame Maxime had already put her arm +around Fleur’s shoulders and was leading her swiftly +out of the room. Harry could hear them both talking +very fast in French as they went off into the Great +Hall. Karkaroff beckoned to Krum, and they, too, +exited, though in silence. + +“Harry, Cedric, I suggest you go up to bed,” said +Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. “I am sure +Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with +you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this +excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and +noise.” + +Harry glanced at Cedric, who nodded, and they left +together. + +The Great Hall was deserted now; the candles had +burned low, giving the jagged smiles of the pumpkins +an eerie, flickering quality. + +“So,” said Cedric, with a slight smile. “We’re playing +against each other again!” + +“I s’pose,” said Harry. He really couldn’t think of +anything to say. The inside of his head seemed to be +in complete disarray, as though his brain had been +ransacked. + + + +Page | 312 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So ... tell me ...” said Cedric as they reached the +entrance hall, which was now lit only by torches in +the absence of the Goblet of Fire. “How did you get +your name in?” + +“I didn’t,” said Harry, staring up at him. “I didn’t put +it in. I was telling the truth.” + +“Ah ... okay,” said Cedric. Harry could tell Cedric +didn’t believe him. “Well ... see you, then.” + +Instead of going up the marble staircase, Cedric +headed for a door to its right. Harry stood listening to +him going down the stone steps beyond it, then, +slowly, he started to climb the marble ones. + +Was anyone except Ron and Hermione going to +believe him, or would they all think he’d put himself +in for the tournament? Yet how could anyone think +that, when he was facing competitors who’d had three +years’ more magical education than he had — when +he was now facing tasks that not only sounded very +dangerous, but which were to be performed in front of +hundreds of people? Yes, he’d thought about it ... he’d +fantasized about it ... but it had been a joke, really, +an idle sort of dream ... he’d never really, seriously +considered entering. ... + +But someone else had considered it ... someone else +had wanted him in the tournament, and had made +sure he was entered. Why? To give him a treat? He +didn’t think so, somehow. ... + +To see him make a fool of himself? Well, they were +likely to get their wish. ... + +But to get him killed? + + + +Page | 313 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Was Moody just being his usual paranoid self? +Couldn’t someone have put Harry’s name in the +goblet as a trick, a practical joke? Did anyone really +want him dead? + +Harry was able to answer that at once. Yes, someone +wanted him dead, someone had wanted him dead +ever since he had been a year old ... Lord Voldemort. +But how could Voldemort have ensured that Harry’s +name got into the Goblet of Fire? Voldemort was +supposed to be far away, in some distant country, in +hiding, alone ... feeble and powerless. ... + +Yet in that dream he had had, just before he had +awoken with his scar hurting, Voldemort had not +been alone ... he had been talking to Wormtail ... +plotting Harry’s murder. . . . + +Harry got a shock to find himself facing the Fat Lady +already. He had barely noticed where his feet were +carrying him. It was also a surprise to see that she +was not alone in her frame. The wizened witch who +had flitted into her neighbor’s painting when he had +joined the champions downstairs was now sitting +smugly beside the Fat Lady. She must have dashed +through every picture lining seven staircases to reach +here before him. Both she and the Fat Lady were +looking down at him with the keenest interest. + +“Well, well, well,” said the Fat Lady, “Violet’s just told +me everything. Who’s just been chosen as school +champion, then?” + +“Balderdash,” said Harry dully. + +“It most certainly isn’t!” said the pale witch +indignantly. + + + +Page | 314 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, no, Vi, it’s the password,” said the Fat Lady +soothingly, and she swung forward on her hinges to +let Harry into the common room. + +The blast of noise that met Harry’s ears when the +portrait opened almost knocked him backward. Next +thing he knew, he was being wrenched inside the +common room by about a dozen pairs of hands, and +was facing the whole of Gryffindor House, all of whom +were screaming, applauding, and whistling. + +“You should’ve told us you’d entered!” bellowed Fred; +he looked half annoyed, half deeply impressed. + +“How did you do it without getting a beard? Brilliant!” +roared George. + +“I didn’t,” Harry said. “I don’t know how — ” + +But Angelina had now swooped down upon him; “Oh +if it couldn’t be me, at least it’s a Gryffindor — ” + +“You’ll be able to pay back Diggory for that last +Quidditch match, Harry!” shrieked Katie Bell, another +of the Gryffindor Chasers. + +“We’ve got food, Harry, come and have some — ” + +“I’m not hungry, I had enough at the feast — ” + +But nobody wanted to hear that he wasn’t hungry; +nobody wanted to hear that he hadn’t put his name in +the goblet; not one single person seemed to have +noticed that he wasn’t at all in the mood to celebrate. +... Lee Jordan had unearthed a Gryffindor banner +from somewhere, and he insisted on draping it +around Harry like a cloak. Harry couldn’t get away; +whenever he tried to sidle over to the staircase up to +the dormitories, the crowd around him closed ranks, +Page | 315 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +forcing another butterbeer on him, stuffing crisps and +peanuts into his hands. ... Everyone wanted to know +how he had done it, how he had tricked Dumbledore’s +Age Line and managed to get his name into the +goblet. ... + +“I didn’t,” he said, over and over again, “I don’t know +how it happened.” + +But for all the notice anyone took, he might just as +well not have answered at all. + +“I’m tired!” he bellowed finally, after nearly half an +hour. “No, seriously, George — I’m going to bed — ” + +He wanted more than anything to find Ron and +Hermione, to find a bit of sanity, but neither of them +seemed to be in the common room. Insisting that he +needed to sleep, and almost flattening the little +Creevey brothers as they attempted to waylay him at +the foot of the stairs, Harry managed to shake +everyone off and climb up to the dormitory as fast as +he could. + +To his great relief, he found Ron was lying on his bed +in the otherwise empty dormitory, still fully dressed. +He looked up when Harry slammed the door behind +him. + +“Where ’ve you been?” Harry said. + +“Oh hello,” said Ron. + +He was grinning, but it was a very odd, strained sort +of grin. Harry suddenly became aware that he was +still wearing the scarlet Gryffindor banner that Lee +had tied around him. He hastened to take it off, but it +was knotted very tightly. Ron lay on the bed without +moving, watching Harry struggle to remove it. + +Page | 316 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So,” he said, when Harry had finally removed the +banner and thrown it into a corner. + +“Congratulations . ” + +“What d’you mean, congratulations?” said Harry, +staring at Ron. There was definitely something wrong +with the way Ron was smiling: It was more like a +grimace. + +“Well ... no one else got across the Age Line,” said +Ron. “Not even Fred and George. What did you use — +the Invisibility Cloak?” + +“The Invisibility Cloak wouldn’t have got me over that +line,” said Harry slowly. + +“Oh right,” said Ron. “I thought you might’ve told me +if it was the cloak ... because it would’ve covered both +of us, wouldn’t it? But you found another way, did +you?” + +“Listen,” said Harry, “I didn’t put my name in that +goblet. Someone else must’ve done it.” + +Ron raised his eyebrows. + +“What would they do that for?” + +“I dunno,” said Harry. He felt it would sound very +melodramatic to say, “To kill me.” + +Ron’s eyebrows rose so high that they were in danger +of disappearing into his hair. + +“It’s okay, you know, you can tell me the truth,” he +said. “If you don’t want everyone else to know, fine, +but I don’t know why you’re bothering to lie, you +didn’t get into trouble for it, did you? That friend of +the Fat Lady’s, that Violet, she’s already told us all +Page | 317 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore’s letting you enter. A thousand Galleons +prize money, eh? And you don’t have to do end-of- +year tests either. ...” + +“I didn’t put my name in that goblet!” said Harry, +starting to feel angry. + +“Yeah, okay,” said Ron, in exactly the same sceptical +tone as Cedric. “Only you said this morning you’d +have done it last night, and no one would’ve seen you. +... I’m not stupid, you know.” + +“You’re doing a really good impression of it,” Harry +snapped. + +“Yeah?” said Ron, and there was no trace of a grin, +forced or otherwise, on his face now. “You want to get +to bed, Harry. I expect you’ll need to be up early +tomorrow for a photo-call or something.” + +He wrenched the hangings shut around his four- +poster, leaving Harry standing there by the door, +staring at the dark red velvet curtains, now hiding +one of the few people he had been sure would believe +him. + + + +Page | 318 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE WEIGHING OF THE WANDS + +When Harry woke up on Sunday morning, it took him +a moment to remember why he felt so miserable and +worried. Then the memory of the previous night rolled +over him. He sat up and ripped back the curtains of +his own four-poster, intending to talk to Ron, to force +Ron to believe him — only to find that Ron’s bed was +empty; he had obviously gone down to breakfast. + +Harry dressed and went down the spiral staircase into +the common room. The moment he appeared, the +people who had already finished breakfast broke into +applause again. The prospect of going down into the +Great Hall and facing the rest of the Gryffindors, all +treating him like some sort of hero, was not inviting; +it was that, however, or stay here and allow himself to +be cornered by the Creevey brothers, who were both +beckoning frantically to him to join them. He walked +resolutely over to the portrait hole, pushed it open, +climbed out of it, and found himself face-to-face with +Hermione. + + + +Page | 319 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Hello,” she said, holding up a stack of toast, which +she was carrying in a napkin. “I brought you this. ... +Want to go for a walk?” + +“Good idea,” said Harry gratefully. + +They went downstairs, crossed the entrance hall +quickly without looking in at the Great Hall, and were +soon striding across the lawn toward the lake, where +the Durmstrang ship was moored, reflected blackly in +the water. It was a chilly morning, and they kept +moving, munching their toast, as Harry told +Hermione exactly what had happened after he had left +the Gryffindor table the night before. To his immense +relief, Hermione accepted his story without question. + +“Well, of course I knew you hadn’t entered yourself,” +she said when he’d finished telling her about the +scene in the chamber off the Hall. “The look on your +face when Dumbledore read out your name! But the +question is, who did put it in? Because Moody’s right, +Harry ... I don’t think any student could have done it +... they’d never be able to fool the Goblet, or get over +Dumbledore ’s — ” + +“Have you seen Ron?” Harry interrupted. + +Hermione hesitated. + +“Erm ... yes ... he was at breakfast,” she said. + +“Does he still think I entered myself?” + +“Well ... no, I don’t think so ... not really,” said +Hermione awkwardly. + +“What’s that supposed to mean, ‘not really’?” + + + +Page | 320 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh Harry, isn’t it obvious?” Hermione said +despairingly. “He’s jealous!” + + + +“Jealous?” Harry said incredulously. “Jealous of +what? He wants to make a prat of himself in front of +the whole school, does he?” + +“Look,” said Hermione patiently, “it’s always you who +gets all the attention, you know it is. I know it’s not +your fault,” she added quickly, seeing Harry open his +mouth furiously. “I know you don’t ask for it ... but — +well — you know, Ron’s got all those brothers to +compete against at home, and you’re his best friend, +and you’re really famous — he’s always shunted to +one side whenever people see you, and he puts up +with it, and he never mentions it, but I suppose this +is just one time too many. ...” + +“Great,” said Harry bitterly. “Really great. Tell him +from me I’ll swap any time he wants. Tell him from +me he’s welcome to it. ... People gawping at my +forehead everywhere I go. ...” + +“I’m not telling him anything,” Hermione said shortly. +“Tell him yourself. It’s the only way to sort this out.” + +“I’m not running around after him trying to make him +grow up!” Harry said, so loudly that several owls in a +nearby tree took flight in alarm. “Maybe he’ll believe +I’m not enjoying myself once I’ve got my neck broken +or — ” + + + +“That’s not funny,” said Hermione quietly. “That’s not +funny at all.” She looked extremely anxious. “Harry, +I’ve been thinking — you know what we’ve got to do, +don’t you? Straight away, the moment we get back to +the castle?” + +“Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the — ” + +Page | 321 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Write to Sirius. You’ve got to tell him what’s +happened. He asked you to keep him posted on +everything that’s going on at Hogwarts. ... It’s almost +as if he expected something like this to happen. I +brought some parchment and a quill out with me — ” + +“Come off it,” said Harry, looking around to check +that they couldn’t be overheard, but the grounds were +quite deserted. “He came back to the country just +because my scar twinged. He’ll probably come +bursting right into the castle if I tell him someone’s +entered me in the Triwizard Tournament — ” + +“He’d want you to tell him,” said Hermione sternly. +“He’s going to find out anyway — ” + +“How?” + +“Harry, this isn’t going to be kept quiet,” said +Hermione, very seriously. “This tournament’s famous, +and you’re famous. Ill be really surprised if there isn’t +anything in the Daily Prophet about you competing. . . . +You’re already in half the books about You-Know- +Who, you know ... and Sirius would rather hear it +from you, I know he would.” + +“Okay, okay, I’ll write to him,” said Harry, throwing +his last piece of toast into the lake. They both stood +and watched it floating there for a moment, before a +large tentacle rose out of the water and scooped it +beneath the surface. Then they returned to the castle. + +“Whose owl am I going to use?” Harry said as they +climbed the stairs. “He told me not to use Hedwig +again.” + +“Ask Ron if you can borrow — ” + +“I’m not asking Ron for anything,” Harry said flatly. + +Page | 322 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, borrow one of the school owls, then, anyone +can use them,” said Hermione. + +They went up to the Owlery Hermione gave Harry a +piece of parchment, a quill, and a bottle of ink, then +strolled around the long lines of perches, looking at +all the different owls, while Harry sat down against a +wall and wrote his letter. + +Dear Sirius, + +You told me to keep you posted on what’s happening +at Hogwarts, so here goes — I don’t know if you’ve +heard, but the Tri-wizard Tournament’s happening this +year and on Saturday night I got picked as a fourth +champion. I don’t know who put my name in the Goblet +of Fire, because I didn’t The other Hogwarts champion +is Cedric Diggory, from Hufflepuff + +He paused at this point, thinking. He had an urge to +say something about the large weight of anxiety that +seemed to have settled inside his chest since last +night, but he couldn’t think how to translate this into +words, so he simply dipped his quill back into the ink +bottle and wrote, + +Hope you’re okay, and Buckbeak — Harry + + + +“Finished,” he told Hermione, getting to his feet and +brushing straw off his robes. At this, Hedwig came +fluttering down onto his shoulder and held out her +leg. + +“I can’t use you,” Harry told her, looking around for +the school owls. “I’ve got to use one of these. ...” + + + +Page | 323 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hedwig gave a very loud hoot and took off so suddenly +that her talons cut into his shoulder. She kept her +back to Harry all the time he was tying his letter to +the leg of a large barn owl. When the barn owl had +flown off, Harry reached out to stroke Hedwig, but she +clicked her beak furiously and soared up into the +rafters out of reach. + +“First Ron, then you,” said Harry angrily. “ This isn’t +my fault.” + +If Harry had thought that matters would improve +once everyone got used to the idea of him being +champion, the following day showed him how +mistaken he was. He could no longer avoid the rest of +the school once he was back at lessons — and it was +clear that the rest of the school, just like the +Gryffindors, thought Harry had entered himself for +the tournament. Unlike the Gryffindors, however, +they did not seem impressed. + +The Hufflepuffs, who were usually on excellent terms +with the Gryffindors, had turned remarkably cold +toward the whole lot of them. One Herbology lesson +was enough to demonstrate this. It was plain that the +Hufflepuffs felt that Harry had stolen their +champion’s glory; a feeling exacerbated, perhaps, by +the fact that Hufflepuff House very rarely got any +glory, and that Cedric was one of the few who had +ever given them any, having beaten Gryffindor once at +Quidditch. Ernie Macmillan and Justin Finch- +Fletchley, with whom Harry normally got on very well, +did not talk to him even though they were repotting +Bouncing Bulbs at the same tray — though they did +laugh rather unpleasantly when one of the Bouncing +Bulbs wriggled free from Harry’s grip and smacked +him hard in the face. Ron wasn’t talking to Harry +either. Hermione sat between them, making very +forced conversation, but though both answered her +Page | 324 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +normally, they avoided making eye contact with each +other. Harry thought even Professor Sprout seemed +distant with him — but then, she was Head of +Hufflepuff House. + +He would have been looking forward to seeing Hagrid +under normal circumstances, but Care of Magical +Creatures meant seeing the Slytherins too — the first +time he would come face-to-face with them since +becoming champion. + +Predictably, Malfoy arrived at Hagrid ’s cabin with his +familiar sneer firmly in place. + +“Ah, look, boys, it’s the champion,” he said to Crabbe +and Goyle the moment he got within earshot of Harry. +“Got your autograph books? Better get a signature +now, because I doubt he’s going to be around much +longer. ... Half the Triwizard champions have died ... +how long d’you reckon you’re going to last, Potter? + +Ten minutes into the first task’s my bet.” + +Crabbe and Goyle guffawed sycophantically, but +Malfoy had to stop there, because Hagrid emerged +from the back of his cabin balancing a teetering tower +of crates, each containing a very large Blast-Ended +Skrewt. To the class’s horror, Hagrid proceeded to +explain that the reason the skrewts had been killing +one another was an excess of pent-up energy, and +that the solution would be for each student to fix a +leash on a skrewt and take it for a short walk. The +only good thing about this plan was that it distracted +Malfoy completely. + +“Take this thing for a walk?” he repeated in disgust, +staring into one of the boxes. “And where exactly are +we supposed to fix the leash? Around the sting, the +blasting end, or the sucker?” + + + +Page | 325 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Roun’ the middle,” said Hagrid, demonstrating. “Er +— yeh might want ter put on yer dragon-hide gloves, +jus’ as an extra precaution, like. Harry — you come +here an’ help me with this big one. ...” + +Hagrid’s real intention, however, was to talk to Harry +away from the rest of the class. He waited until +everyone else had set off with their skrewts, then +turned to Harry and said, very seriously, “So — yer +competin’, Harry. In the tournament. School +champion.” + +“One of the champions,” Harry corrected him. + +Hagrid’s beetle-black eyes looked very anxious under +his wild eyebrows. + +“No idea who put yeh in fer it, Harry?” + +“You believe I didn’t do it, then?” said Harry, +concealing with difficulty the rush of gratitude he felt +at Hagrid’s words. + +“ ’Course I do,” Hagrid grunted. “Yeh say it wasn’ you, +an’ I believe yeh — an’ Dumbledore believes yer, an’ +all.” + +“Wish I knew who did do it,” said Harry bitterly. + +The pair of them looked out over the lawn; the class +was widely scattered now, and all in great difficulty. +The skrewts were now over three feet long, and +extremely powerful. No longer shell-less and colorless, +they had developed a kind of thick, grayish, shiny +armor. They looked like a cross between giant +scorpions and elongated crabs — but still without +recognizable heads or eyes. They had become +immensely strong and very hard to control. + + + +Page | 326 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look like they’re havin’ fun, don’ they?” Hagrid said +happily. Harry assumed he was talking about the +skrewts, because his classmates certainly weren’t; +every now and then, with an alarming bang, one of +the skrewts’ ends would explode, causing it to shoot +forward several yards, and more than one person was +being dragged along on their stomach, trying +desperately to get back on their feet. + +“Ah, I don’ know, Harry,” Hagrid sighed suddenly, +looking back down at him with a worried expression +on his face. “School champion ... everythin’ seems ter +happen ter you, doesn’ it?” + +Harry didn’t answer. Yes, everything did seem to +happen to him ... that was more or less what +Hermione had said as they had walked around the +lake, and that was the reason, according to her, that +Ron was no longer talking to him. + +The next few days were some of Harry’s worst at +Hogwarts. The closest he had ever come to feeling like +this had been during those months, in his second +year, when a large part of the school had suspected +him of attacking his fellow students. But Ron had +been on his side then. He thought he could have +coped with the rest of the school’s behavior if he could +just have had Ron back as a friend, but he wasn’t +going to try and persuade Ron to talk to him if Ron +didn’t want to. Nevertheless, it was lonely with dislike +pouring in on him from all sides. + +He could understand the Hufflepuffs’ attitude, even if +he didn’t like it; they had their own champion to +support. He expected nothing less than vicious +insults from the Slytherins — he was highly +unpopular there and always had been, because he +had helped Gryffindor beat them so often, both at +Quidditch and in the Inter-House Championship. But +Page | 327 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he had hoped the Ravenclaws might have found it in +their hearts to support him as much as Cedric. He +was wrong, however. Most Ravenclaws seemed to +think that he had been desperate to earn himself a bit +more fame by tricking the goblet into accepting his +name. + +Then there was the fact that Cedric looked the part of +a champion so much more than he did. Exceptionally +handsome, with his straight nose, dark hair, and gray +eyes, it was hard to say who was receiving more +admiration these days, Cedric or Viktor Krum. Harry +actually saw the same sixth-year girls who had been +so keen to get Krum’s autograph begging Cedric to +sign their school bags one lunchtime. + +Meanwhile there was no reply from Sirius, Hedwig +was refusing to come anywhere near him, Professor +Trelawney was predicting his death with even more +certainty than usual, and he did so badly at +Summoning Charms in Professor Flitwick’s class that +he was given extra homework — the only person to +get any, apart from Neville. + +“It’s really not that difficult, Harry,” Hermione tried to +reassure him as they left Flitwick’s class — she had +been making objects zoom across the room to her all +lesson, as though she were some sort of weird magnet +for board dusters, wastepaper baskets, and +lunascopes. “You just weren’t concentrating properly + + + +“Wonder why that was,” said Harry darkly as Cedric +Diggory walked past, surrounded by a large group of +simpering girls, all of whom looked at Harry as +though he were a particularly large Blast-Ended +Skrewt. “Still — never mind, eh? Double Potions to +look forward to this afternoon. ...” + + + +Page | 328 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Double Potions was always a horrible experience, but +these days it was nothing short of torture. Being shut +in a dungeon for an hour and a half with Snape and +the Slytherins, all of whom seemed determined to +punish Harry as much as possible for daring to +become school champion, was about the most +unpleasant thing Harry could imagine. He had +already struggled through one Friday’s worth, with +Hermione sitting next to him intoning “ignore them, +ignore them, ignore them” under her breath, and he +couldn’t see why today should be any better. + +When he and Hermione arrived at Snape ’s dungeon +after lunch, they found the Slytherins waiting outside, +each and every one of them wearing a large badge on +the front of his or her robes. For one wild moment +Harry thought they were S.P.E.W. badges — then he +saw that they all bore the same message, in luminous +red letters that burnt brightly in the dimly lit +underground passage: + +Support CEDRIC DIGGORY — + +The REAL Hogwarts Champion + +“Like them, Potter?” said Malfoy loudly as Harry +approached. “And this isn’t all they do — look!” + +He pressed his badge into his chest, and the message +upon it vanished, to be replaced by another one, +which glowed green: + +POTTER STINKS + +The Slytherins howled with laughter. Each of them +pressed their badges too, until the message POTTER +STINKS was shining brightly all around Harry. He felt +the heat rise in his face and neck. + + + +Page | 329 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh very funny,” Hermione said sarcastically to Pansy +Parkinson and her gang of Slytherin girls, who were +laughing harder than anyone, “really witty.” + +Ron was standing against the wall with Dean and +Seamus. He wasn’t laughing, but he wasn’t sticking +up for Harry either. + +“Want one, Granger?” said Malfoy, holding out a +badge to Hermione. “I’ve got loads. But don’t touch +my hand, now. I’ve just washed it, you see; don’t want +a Mudblood sliming it up.” + +Some of the anger Harry had been feeling for days +and days seemed to burst through a dam in his chest. +He had reached for his wand before he’d thought +what he was doing. People all around them scrambled +out of the way, backing down the corridor. + +“Harry!” Hermione said warningly. + +“Go on, then, Potter,” Malfoy said quietly, drawing out +his own wand. “Moody’s not here to look after you +now — do it, if you’ve got the guts — ” + +For a split second, they looked into each other’s eyes, +then, at exactly the same time, both acted. + +“ FurnunculusV’ Harry yelled. + +“ DensaugeoV’ screamed Malfoy. + +Jets of light shot from both wands, hit each other in +midair, and ricocheted off at angles — Harry’s hit +Goyle in the face, and Malfoy’s hit Hermione. Goyle +bellowed and put his hands to his nose, where great +ugly boils were springing up — Hermione, whimpering +in panic, was clutching her mouth. + + + +Page | 330 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hermione!” + + + +Ron had hurried forward to see what was wrong with +her; Harry turned and saw Ron dragging Hermione ’s +hand away from her face. It wasn’t a pretty sight. +Hermione ’s front teeth — already larger than average +— were now growing at an alarming rate; she was +looking more and more like a beaver as her teeth +elongated, past her bottom lip, toward her chin — +panic-stricken, she felt them and let out a terrified +cry. + +“And what is all this noise about?” said a soft, deadly +voice. + +Snape had arrived. The Slytherins clamored to give +their explanations; Snape pointed a long yellow finger +at Malfoy and said, “Explain.” + +“Potter attacked me, sir — ” + +“We attacked each other at the same time!” Harry +shouted. + +“ — and he hit Goyle — look — ” + +Snape examined Goyle, whose face now resembled +something that would have been at home in a book +on poisonous fungi. + +“Hospital wing, Goyle,” Snape said calmly. + +“Malfoy got Hermione!” Ron said. “Loo/d” + +He forced Hermione to show Snape her teeth — she +was doing her best to hide them with her hands, +though this was difficult as they had now grown down +past her collar. Pansy Parkinson and the other + + + +Page | 331 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Slytherin girls were doubled up with silent giggles, +pointing at Hermione from behind Snape ’s back. + +Snape looked coldly at Hermione, then said, “I see no +difference.” + +Hermione let out a whimper; her eyes filled with tears, +she turned on her heel and ran, ran all the way up +the corridor and out of sight. + +It was lucky, perhaps, that both Harry and Ron +started shouting at Snape at the same time; lucky +their voices echoed so much in the stone corridor, for +in the confused din, it was impossible for him to hear +exactly what they were calling him. He got the gist, +however. + +“Let’s see,” he said, in his silkiest voice. “Fifty points +from Gryffindor and a detention each for Potter and +Weasley. Now get inside, or it’ll be a week’s worth of +detentions.” + +Harry’s ears were ringing. The injustice of it made +him want to curse Snape into a thousand slimy +pieces. He passed Snape, walked with Ron to the +back of the dungeon, and slammed his bag down onto +the table. Ron was shaking with anger too — for a +moment, it felt as though everything was back to +normal between them, but then Ron turned and sat +down with Dean and Seamus instead, leaving Harry +alone at his table. On the other side of the dungeon, +Malfoy turned his back on Snape and pressed his +badge, smirking. POTTER STINKS flashed once more +across the room. + +Harry sat there staring at Snape as the lesson began, +picturing horrific things happening to him. ... If only +he knew how to do the Cruciatus Curse ... he’d have + + + +Page | 332 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape flat on his back like that spider, jerking and +twitching. ... + +“Antidotes!” said Snape, looking around at them all, +his cold black eyes glittering unpleasantly. “You +should all have prepared your recipes now. I want you +to brew them carefully, and then, we will be selecting +someone on whom to test one. ...” + +Snape’s eyes met Harry’s, and Harry knew what was +coming. Snape was going to poison him. Harry +imagined picking up his cauldron, and sprinting to +the front of the class, and bringing it down on Snape’s +greasy head — + +And then a knock on the dungeon door burst in on +Harry’s thoughts. + +It was Colin Creevey; he edged into the room, +beaming at Harry, and walked up to Snape’s desk at +the front of the room. + +“Yes?” said Snape curtly. + +“Please, sir, I’m supposed to take Harry Potter +upstairs.” + +Snape stared down his hooked nose at Colin, whose +smile faded from his eager face. + +“Potter has another hour of Potions to complete,” said +Snape coldly. “He will come upstairs when this class +is finished.” + +Colin went pink. + +“Sir — sir, Mr. Bagman wants him,” he said +nervously. “All the champions have got to go, I think +they want to take photographs. ...” + +Page | 333 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry would have given anything he owned to have +stopped Colin saying those last few words. He +chanced half a glance at Ron, but Ron was staring +determinedly at the ceiling. + +“Very well, very well,” Snape snapped. “Potter, leave +your things here, I want you back down here later to +test your antidote.” + +“Please, sir — he’s got to take his things with him,” +squeaked Colin. “All the champions — ” + +“Very well\” said Snape. “Potter — take your bag and +get out of my sight!” + +Harry swung his bag over his shoulder, got up, and +headed for the door. As he walked through the +Slytherin desks, POTTER STINKS flashed at him from +every direction. + +“It’s amazing, isn’t it, Harry?” said Colin, starting to +speak the moment Harry had closed the dungeon +door behind him. “Isn’t it, though? You being +champion?” + +“Yeah, really amazing,” said Harry heavily as they set +off toward the steps into the entrance hall. “What do +they want photos for, Colin?” + +“The Daily Prophet, I think!” + +“Great,” said Harry dully. “Exactly what I need. More +publicity.” + +“Good luck!” said Colin when they had reached the +right room. Harry knocked on the door and entered. + +He was in a fairly small classroom; most of the desks +had been pushed away to the back of the room, + +Page | 334 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +leaving a large space in the middle; three of them, +however, had been placed end-to-end in front of the +blackboard and covered with a long length of velvet. +Five chairs had been set behind the velvet-covered +desks, and Ludo Bagman was sitting in one of them, +talking to a witch Harry had never seen before, who +was wearing magenta robes. + +Viktor Krum was standing moodily in a corner as +usual and not talking to anybody. Cedric and Fleur +were in conversation. Fleur looked a good deal +happier than Harry had seen her so far; she kept +throwing back her head so that her long silvery hair +caught the light. A paunchy man, holding a large +black camera that was smoking slightly, was +watching Fleur out of the corner of his eye. + +Bagman suddenly spotted Harry, got up quickly, and +bounded forward. + +“Ah, here he is! Champion number four! In you come, +Harry, in you come ... nothing to worry about, it’s just +the wand weighing ceremony, the rest of the judges +will be here in a moment — ” + +“Wand weighing?” Harry repeated nervously. + +“We have to check that your wands are fully +functional, no problems, you know, as they’re your +most important tools in the tasks ahead,” said +Bagman. “The expert’s upstairs now with +Dumbledore. And then there’s going to be a little +photo shoot. This is Rita Skeeter,” he added, +gesturing toward the witch in magenta robes. “She’s +doing a small piece on the tournament for the Daily +Prophet ...” + +“Maybe not that small, Ludo,” said Rita Skeeter, her +eyes on Harry. + +Page | 335 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Her hair was set in elaborate and curiously rigid curls +that contrasted oddly with her heavy-jawed face. She +wore jeweled spectacles. The thick fingers clutching +her crocodile-skin handbag ended in two-inch nails, +painted crimson. + +“I wonder if I could have a little word with Harry +before we start?” she said to Bagman, but still gazing +fixedly at Harry. “The youngest champion, you know +... to add a bit of color?” + +“Certainly!” cried Bagman. “That is — if Harry has no +objection?” + +“Er — ” said Harry. + +“Lovely,” said Rita Skeeter, and in a second, her +scarlet-taloned fingers had Harry’s upper arm in a +surprisingly strong grip, and she was steering him +out of the room again and opening a nearby door. + +“We don’t want to be in there with all that noise,” she +said. “Let’s see ... ah, yes, this is nice and cozy.” + +It was a broom cupboard. Harry stared at her. + +“Come along, dear — that’s right — lovely,” said Rita +Skeeter again, perching herself precariously upon an +upturned bucket, pushing Harry down onto a +cardboard box, and closing the door, throwing them +into darkness. “Let’s see now ...” + +She unsnapped her crocodile-skin handbag and +pulled out a handful of candles, which she lit with a +wave of her wand and magicked into midair, so that +they could see what they were doing. + +“You won’t mind, Harry, if I use a Quick-Quotes +Quill? It leaves me free to talk to you normally. ...” + +Page | 336 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A what?” said Harry. + + + +Rita Skeeter’s smile widened. Harry counted three +gold teeth. She reached again into her crocodile bag +and drew out a long acid-green quill and a roll of +parchment, which she stretched out between them on +a crate of Mrs. Skower’s All-Purpose Magical Mess +Remover. She put the tip of the green quill into her +mouth, sucked it for a moment with apparent relish, +then placed it upright on the parchment, where it +stood balanced on its point, quivering slightly. + +“Testing ... my name is Rita Skeeter, Daily Prophet +reporter.” + +Harry looked down quickly at the quill. The moment +Rita Skeeter had spoken, the green quill had started +to scribble, skidding across the parchment: + +Attractive blonde Rita Skeeter, forty-three, whose +savage quill has punctured many inflated reputations + + + +“Lovely,” said Rita Skeeter, yet again, and she ripped +the top piece of parchment off, crumpled it up, and +stuffed it into her handbag. Now she leaned toward +Harry and said, “So, Harry ... what made you decide +to enter the Triwizard Tournament?” + +“Er — ” said Harry again, but he was distracted by the +quill. Even though he wasn’t speaking, it was dashing +across the parchment, and in its wake he could make +out a fresh sentence: + +An ugly scar, souvenir of a tragic past, disfigures the +otherwise charming face of Harry Potter, whose eyes + + + +Page | 337 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ignore the quill, Harry,” said Rita Skeeter firmly. +Reluctantly, Harry looked up at her instead. “Now — +why did you decide to enter the tournament, Harry?” + +“I didn’t,” said Harry. “I don’t know how my name got +into the Goblet of Fire. I didn’t put it in there.” + +Rita Skeeter raised one heavily penciled eyebrow. + +“Come now, Harry, there’s no need to be scared of +getting into trouble. We all know you shouldn’t really +have entered at all. But don’t worry about that. Our +readers love a rebel.” + +“But I didn’t enter,” Harry repeated. “I don’t know +who — ” + +“How do you feel about the tasks ahead?” said Rita +Skeeter. “Excited? Nervous?” + +“I haven’t really thought ... yeah, nervous, I suppose,” +said Harry. His insides squirmed uncomfortably as he +spoke. + +“Champions have died in the past, haven’t they?” said +Rita Skeeter briskly. “Have you thought about that at +all?” + +“Well ... they say it’s going to be a lot safer this year,” +said Harry. + +The quill whizzed across the parchment between +them, back and forward as though it were skating. + +“Of course, you’ve looked death in the face before, +haven’t you?” said Rita Skeeter, watching him closely. +“How would you say that’s affected you?” + +“Er,” said Harry, yet again. + +Page | 338 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do you think that the trauma in your past might +have made you keen to prove yourself? To live up to +your name? Do you think that perhaps you were +tempted to enter the Triwizard Tournament because + + + +“I didn’t enter,” said Harry, starting to feel irritated. + +“Can you remember your parents at all?” said Rita +Skeeter, talking over him. + +“No,” said Harry. + +“How do you think they’d feel if they knew you were +competing in the Triwizard Tournament? Proud? +Worried? Angry?” + +Harry was feeling really annoyed now. How on earth +was he to know how his parents would feel if they +were alive? He could feel Rita Skeeter watching him +very intently. Frowning, he avoided her gaze and +looked down at words the quill had just written: + +Tears fill those startling green eyes as our +conversation turns to the parents he can barely +remember. + +“I have NOT got tears in my eyes!” said Harry loudly. + +Before Rita Skeeter could say a word, the door of the +broom cupboard was pulled open. Harry looked +around, blinking in the bright light. Albus +Dumbledore stood there, looking down at both of +them, squashed into the cupboard. + +“ Dumbledorel” cried Rita Skeeter, with every +appearance of delight — but Harry noticed that her +quill and the parchment had suddenly vanished from +the box of Magical Mess Remover, and Rita’s clawed + +Page | 339 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +fingers were hastily snapping shut the clasp of her +crocodile-skin bag. “How are you?” she said, standing +up and holding out one of her large, mannish hands +to Dumbledore. “I hope you saw my piece over the +summer about the International Confederation of +Wizards’ Conference?” + +“Enchantingly nasty,” said Dumbledore, his eyes +twinkling. “I particularly enjoyed your description of +me as an obsolete dingbat.” + +Rita Skeeter didn’t look remotely abashed. + +“I was just making the point that some of your ideas +are a little old-fashioned, Dumbledore, and that many +wizards in the street — ” + +“I will be delighted to hear the reasoning behind the +rudeness, Rita,” said Dumbledore, with a courteous +bow and a smile, “but I’m afraid we will have to +discuss the matter later. The Weighing of the Wands +is about to start, and it cannot take place if one of our +champions is hidden in a broom cupboard.” + +Very glad to get away from Rita Skeeter, Harry +hurried back into the room. The other champions +were now sitting in chairs near the door, and he sat +down quickly next to Cedric, looking up at the velvet- +covered table, where four of the five judges were now +sitting — Professor Karkaroff, Madame Maxime, Mr. +Crouch, and Ludo Bagman. Rita Skeeter settled +herself down in a corner; Harry saw her slip the +parchment out of her bag again, spread it on her +knee, suck the end of the Quick-Quotes Quill, and +place it once more on the parchment. + +“May I introduce Mr. Ollivander?” said Dumbledore, +taking his place at the judges’ table and talking to the +champions. “He will be checking your wands to + +Page | 340 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ensure that they are in good condition before the +tournament.” + +Harry looked around, and with a jolt of surprise saw +an old wizard with large, pale eyes standing quietly by +the window. Harry had met Mr. Ollivander before — +he was the wand-maker from whom Harry had +bought his own wand over three years ago in Diagon +Alley. + +“Mademoiselle Delacour, could we have you first, +please?” said Mr. Ollivander, stepping into the empty +space in the middle of the room. + +Fleur Delacour swept over to Mr. Ollivander and +handed him her wand. + +“Hmmm ...” he said. + +He twirled the wand between his long fingers like a +baton and it emitted a number of pink and gold +sparks. Then he held it close to his eyes and +examined it carefully. + +“Yes,” he said quietly, “nine and a half inches ... +inflexible . . . rosewood . . . and containing . . . dear me + + + +“An ’air from ze ’ead of a veela,” said Fleur. “One of +my grandmuzzer’s.” + +So Fleur was part veela, thought Harry, making a +mental note to tell Ron . . . then he remembered that +Ron wasn’t speaking to him. + +“Yes,” said Mr. Ollivander, “yes, I’ve never used veela +hair myself, of course. I find it makes for rather +temperamental wands . . . however, to each his own, +and if this suits you ...” + +Page | 341 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Ollivander ran his fingers along the wand, +apparently checking for scratches or bumps; then he +muttered, “ OrchideousV’ and a bunch of flowers burst +from the wand tip. + +“Very well, very well, it’s in fine working order,” said +Mr. Ollivander, scooping up the flowers and handing +them to Fleur with her wand. “Mr. Diggory, you next.” + +Fleur glided back to her seat, smiling at Cedric as he +passed her. + +“Ah, now, this is one of mine, isn’t it?” said Mr. +Ollivander, with much more enthusiasm, as Cedric +handed over his wand. “Yes, I remember it well. +Containing a single hair from the tail of a particularly +fine male unicorn . . . must have been seventeen +hands; nearly gored me with his horn after I plucked +his tail. Twelve and a quarter inches ... ash ... +pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition. ... You treat +it regularly?” + +“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning. + +Harry looked down at his own wand. He could see +finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe +from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. +Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur +Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he +desisted. + +Mr. Ollivander sent a stream of silver smoke rings +across the room from the tip of Cedric’s wand, +pronounced himself satisfied, and then said, “Mr. +Krum, if you please.” + +Viktor Krum got up and slouched, round-shouldered +and duck-footed, toward Mr. Ollivander. He thrust + + + +Page | 342 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +out his wand and stood scowling, with his hands in +the pockets of his robes. + + + +“Hmm,” said Mr. Ollivander, “this is a Gregorovitch +creation, unless I’m much mistaken? A fine wand- +maker, though the styling is never quite what I . . . +however ...” + +He lifted the wand and examined it minutely, turning +it over and over before his eyes. + +“Yes . . . hornbeam and dragon heartstring?” he shot at +Krum, who nodded. “Rather thicker than one usually +sees . . . quite rigid . . . ten and a quarter inches . . . + +Avis'.” + +The hornbeam wand let off a blast like a gun, and a +number of small, twittering birds flew out of the end +and through the open window into the watery +sunlight. + +“Good,” said Mr. Ollivander, handing Krum back his +wand. “Which leaves ... Mr. Potter.” + +Harry got to his feet and walked past Krum to Mr. +Ollivander. He handed over his wand. + +“Aaaah, yes,” said Mr. Ollivander, his pale eyes +suddenly gleaming. “Yes, yes, yes. How well I +remember.” + +Harry could remember too. He could remember it as +though it had happened yesterday. . . + +Four summers ago, on his eleventh birthday, he had +entered Mr. Ollivander’s shop with Hagrid to buy a +wand. Mr. Ollivander had taken his measurements +and then started handing him wands to try. Harry +had waved what felt like every wand in the shop, until +Page | 343 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +at last he had found the one that suited him — this +one, which was made of holly, eleven inches long, and +contained a single feather from the tail of a phoenix. +Mr. Ollivander had been very surprised that Harry +had been so compatible with this wand. “Curious,” he +had said, “curious,” and not until Harry asked what +was curious had Mr. Ollivander explained that the +phoenix feather in Harry’s wand had come from the +same bird that had supplied the core of Lord +Voldemort’s. + +Harry had never shared this piece of information with +anybody. He was very fond of his wand, and as far as +he was concerned its relation to Voldemort’s wand +was something it couldn’t help — rather as he +couldn’t help being related to Aunt Petunia. However, +he really hoped that Mr. Ollivander wasn’t about to +tell the room about it. He had a funny feeling Rita +Skeeter’s Quick-Quotes Quill might just explode with +excitement if he did. + +Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry’s +wand than anyone else’s. Eventually, however, he +made a fountain of wine shoot out of it, and handed it +back to Harry, announcing that it was still in perfect +condition. + +“Thank you all,” said Dumbledore, standing up at the +judges’ table. “You may go back to your lessons now +— or perhaps it would be quicker just to go down to +dinner, as they are about to end — ” + +Feeling that at last something had gone right today, +Harry got up to leave, but the man with the black +camera jumped up and cleared his throat. + +“Photos, Dumbledore, photos!” cried Bagman +excitedly. “All the judges and champions, what do you +think, Rita?” + +Page | 344 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — yes, let’s do those first,” said Rita Skeeter, +whose eyes were upon Harry again. “And then +perhaps some individual shots.” + +The photographs took a long time. Madame Maxime +cast everyone else into shadow wherever she stood, +and the photographer couldn’t stand far enough back +to get her into the frame; eventually she had to sit +while everyone else stood around her. Karkaroff kept +twirling his goatee around his finger to give it an extra +curl; Krum, whom Harry would have thought would +have been used to this sort of thing, skulked, half- +hidden, at the back of the group. The photographer +seemed keenest to get Fleur at the front, but Rita +Skeeter kept hurrying forward and dragging Harry +into greater prominence. Then she insisted on +separate shots of all the champions. At last, they were +free to go. + +Harry went down to dinner. Hermione wasn’t there — +he supposed she was still in the hospital wing having +her teeth fixed. He ate alone at the end of the table, +then returned to Gryffindor Tower, thinking of all the +extra work on Summoning Charms that he had to do. +Up in the dormitory, he came across Ron. + +“You’ve had an owl,” said Ron brusquely the moment +he walked in. He was pointing at Harry’s pillow. The +school barn owl was waiting for him there. + +“Oh — right,” said Harry. + +“And we’ve got to do our detentions tomorrow night, +Snape’s dungeon,” said Ron. + +He then walked straight out of the room, not looking +at Harry. For a moment, Harry considered going after +him — he wasn’t sure whether he wanted to talk to +him or hit him, both seemed quite appealing — but + +Page | 345 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the lure of Sirius’s answer was too strong. Harry +strode over to the barn owl, took the letter off its leg, +and unrolled it. + +Harry — + +I can’t say everything I would like to in a letter, it’s too +risky in case the owl is intercepted — we need to talk +face-to-face. Can you ensure that you are alone by the +fire in Gryffindor Tower at one o’clock in the morning +on the 22nd of November? + +I know better than anyone that you can look after +yourself and while you’re around Dumbledore and +Moody I don’t think anyone will be able to hurt you. +However, someone seems to be having a good try. +Entering you in that tournament would have been very +risky, especially right under Dumbledore’ s nose. + +Be on the watch, Harry. I still want to hear about +anything unusual. Let me know about the 22nd of +November as quickly as you can. + +Sirius + + + +Page | 346 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + +THE HUNGARIAN HORNTAIL + +The prospect of talking face-to-face with Sirius was all +that sustained Harry over the next fortnight, the only +bright spot on a horizon that had never looked +darker. The shock of finding himself school champion +had worn off slightly now, and the fear of what was +facing him had started to sink in. The first task was +drawing steadily nearer; he felt as though it were +crouching ahead of him like some horrific monster, +barring his path. He had never suffered nerves like +these; they were way beyond anything he had +experienced before a Quidditch match, not even his +last one against Slytherin, which had decided who +would win the Quidditch Cup. Harry was finding it +hard to think about the future at all; he felt as though +his whole life had been leading up to, and would +finish with, the first task. ... + +Admittedly, he didn’t see how Sirius was going to +make him feel any better about having to perform an +unknown piece of difficult and dangerous magic in +front of hundreds of people, but the mere sight of a +friendly face would be something at the moment. + +Page | 347 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry wrote back to Sirius saying that he would be +beside the common room fire at the time Sirius had +suggested, and he and Hermione spent a long time +going over plans for forcing any stragglers out of the +common room on the night in question. If the worst +came to the worst, they were going to drop a bag of +Dungbombs, but they hoped they wouldn’t have to +resort to that — Filch would skin them alive. + +In the meantime, life became even worse for Harry +within the confines of the castle, for Rita Skeeter had +published her piece about the Triwizard Tournament, +and it had turned out to be not so much a report on +the tournament as a highly colored life story of Harry. +Much of the front page had been given over to a +picture of Harry; the article (continuing on pages two, +six, and seven) had been all about Harry, the names +of the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang champions +(misspelled) had been squashed into the last line of +the article, and Cedric hadn’t been mentioned at all. + +The article had appeared ten days ago, and Harry still +got a sick, burning feeling of shame in his stomach +every time he thought about it. Rita Skeeter had +reported him saying an awful lot of things that he +couldn’t remember ever saying in his life, let alone in +that broom cupboard. + +I suppose I get my strength from my parents. I know +they’d be very proud of me if they could see me now. + +... Yes, sometimes at night I still cry about them, I’m +not ashamed to admit it. ... I know nothing will hurt +me during the tournament, because they’re watching +over me. ... + +But Rita Skeeter had gone even further than +transforming his “er’s” into long, sickly sentences: + +She had interviewed other people about him too. + + + +Page | 348 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry has at last found love at Hogwarts. His close +friend, Colin Creevey, says that Harry is rarely seen +out of the company of one Hermione Granger, a +stunningly pretty Muggle-born girl who, like Harry, is +one of the top students in the school. + +From the moment the article had appeared, Harry +had had to endure people — Slytherins, mainly — +quoting it at him as he passed and making sneering +comments. + +“Want a hanky, Potter, in case you start crying in +Transfiguration?” + +“Since when have you been one of the top students in +the school, Potter? Or is this a school you and +Longbottom have set up together?” + +“Hey — Harry!” + +“Yeah, that’s right!” Harry found himself shouting as +he wheeled around in the corridor, having had just +about enough. “I’ve just been crying my eyes out over +my dead mum, and I’m just off to do a bit more. ...” + +“No — it was just — you dropped your quill.” + +It was Cho. Harry felt the color rising in his face. + +“Oh — right — sorry,” he muttered, taking the quill +back. + +“Er ... good luck on Tuesday,” she said. “I really hope +you do well.” + +Which left Harry feeling extremely stupid. + +Hermione had come in for her fair share of +unpleasantness too, but she hadn’t yet started yelling + +Page | 349 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +at innocent bystanders; in fact, Harry was full of +admiration for the way she was handling the +situation. + +“ Stunningly pretty? Her?” Pansy Parkinson had +shrieked the first time she had come face-to-face with +Hermione after Rita’s article had appeared. “What was +she judging against — a chipmunk?” + +“Ignore it,” Hermione said in a dignified voice, holding +her head in the air and stalking past the sniggering +Slytherin girls as though she couldn’t hear them. + +“Just ignore it, Harry.” + +But Harry couldn’t ignore it. Ron hadn’t spoken to +him at all since he had told him about Snape’s +detentions. Harry had half hoped they would make +things up during the two hours they were forced to +pickle rats’ brains in Snape’s dungeon, but that had +been the day Rita’s article had appeared, which +seemed to have confirmed Ron’s belief that Harry was +really enjoying all the attention. + +Hermione was furious with the pair of them; she went +from one to the other, trying to force them to talk to +each other, but Harry was adamant: He would talk to +Ron again only if Ron admitted that Harry hadn’t put +his name in the Goblet of Fire and apologized for +calling him a liar. + +“I didn’t start this,” Harry said stubbornly. “It’s his +problem.” + +“You miss him!” Hermione said impatiently. “And I +know he misses you — ” + +“Miss him?” said Harry. “I don’t miss him. ...” + + + +Page | 350 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But this was a downright lie. Harry liked Hermione +very much, but she just wasn’t the same as Ron. + +There was much less laughter and a lot more hanging +around in the library when Hermione was your best +friend. Harry still hadn’t mastered Summoning +Charms, he seemed to have developed something of a +block about them, and Hermione insisted that +learning the theory would help. They consequently +spent a lot of time poring over books during their +lunchtimes. + +Viktor Krum was in the library an awful lot too, and +Harry wondered what he was up to. Was he studying, +or was he looking for things to help him through the +first task? Hermione often complained about Krum +being there — not that he ever bothered them — but +because groups of giggling girls often turned up to spy +on him from behind bookshelves, and Hermione +found the noise distracting. + +“He’s not even good-looking!” she muttered angrily, +glaring at Krum’s sharp profile. “They only like him +because he’s famous! They wouldn’t look twice at him +if he couldn’t do that Wonky- Faint thing — ” + +“Wronski Feint,” said Harry, through gritted teeth. +Quite apart from liking to get Quidditch terms +correct, it caused him another pang to imagine Ron’s +expression if he could have heard Hermione talking +about Wonky- Faints. + +It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading +something, and would give anything to slow down +time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. The +days until the first task seemed to slip by as though +someone had fixed the clocks to work at double +speed. Harry’s feeling of barely controlled panic was +with him wherever he went, as everpresent as the +snide comments about the Daily Prophet article. + +Page | 351 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +On the Saturday before the first task, all students in +the third year and above were permitted to visit the +village of Hogsmeade. Hermione told Harry that it +would do him good to get away from the castle for a +bit, and Harry didn’t need much persuasion. + +“What about Ron, though?” he said. “Don’t you want +to go with him?” + +“Oh ... well ...” Hermione went slightly pink. “I +thought we might meet up with him in the Three +Broomsticks. ...” + +“No,” said Harry flatly. + +“Oh Harry, this is so stupid — ” + +“I’ll come, but I’m not meeting Ron, and I’m wearing +my Invisibility Cloak.” + +“Oh all right then ...” Hermione snapped, “but I hate +talking to you in that cloak, I never know if I’m +looking at you or not.” + +So Harry put on his Invisibility Cloak in the +dormitory, went back downstairs, and together he +and Hermione set off for Hogsmeade. + +Harry felt wonderfully free under the cloak; he +watched other students walking past them as they +entered the village, most of them sporting Support +Cedric Diggory\ badges, but no horrible remarks came +his way for a change, and nobody was quoting that +stupid article. + +“People keep looking at me now,” said Hermione +grumpily as they came out of Honeydukes Sweetshop +later, eating large cream-filled chocolates. “They think +I’m talking to myself.” + +Page | 352 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t move your lips so much then.” + + + +“Come on, please just take off your cloak for a bit, no +one’s going to bother you here.” + +“Oh yeah?” said Harry. “Look behind you.” + +Rita Skeeter and her photographer friend had just +emerged from the Three Broomsticks pub. Talking in +low voices, they passed right by Hermione without +looking at her. Harry backed into the wall of +Honeydukes to stop Rita Skeeter from hitting him +with her crocodile-skin handbag. When they were +gone, Harry said, “She’s staying in the village. I bet +she’s coming to watch the first task.” + +As he said it, his stomach flooded with a wave of +molten panic. He didn’t mention this; he and +Hermione hadn’t discussed what was coming in the +first task much; he had the feeling she didn’t want to +think about it. + +“She’s gone,” said Hermione, looking right through +Harry toward the end of the street. “Why don’t we go +and have a butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks, it’s a +bit cold, isn’t it? You don’t have to talk to Ron!” she +added irritably, correctly interpreting his silence. + +The Three Broomsticks was packed, mainly with +Hogwarts students enjoying their free afternoon, but +also with a variety of magical people Harry rarely saw +anywhere else. Harry supposed that as Hogsmeade +was the only all-wizard village in Britain, it was a bit +of a haven for creatures like hags, who were not as +adept as wizards at disguising themselves. + +It was very hard to move through crowds in the +Invisibility Cloak, in case you accidentally trod on +someone, which tended to lead to awkward questions. + +Page | 353 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry edged slowly toward a spare table in the corner +while Hermione went to buy drinks. On his way +through the pub, Harry spotted Ron, who was sitting +with Fred, George, and Lee Jordan. Resisting the urge +to give Ron a good hard poke in the back of the head, +he finally reached the table and sat down at it. + +Hermione joined him a moment later and slipped him +a butterbeer under his cloak. + +“I look like such an idiot, sitting here on my own,” she +muttered. “Lucky I brought something to do.” + +And she pulled out a notebook in which she had been +keeping a record of S.P.E.W. members. Harry saw his +and Ron’s names at the top of the very short list. It +seemed a long time ago that they had sat making up +those predictions together, and Hermione had turned +up and appointed them secretary and treasurer. + +“You know, maybe I should try and get some of the +villagers involved in S.P.E.W.,” Hermione said +thoughtfully, looking around the pub. + +“Yeah, right,” said Harry. He took a swig of butterbeer +under his cloak. “Hermione, when are you going to +give up on this spew stuff?” + +“When house-elves have decent wages and working +conditions!” she hissed back. “You know, I’m starting +to think it’s time for more direct action. I wonder how +you get into the school kitchens?” + +“No idea, ask Fred and George,” said Harry. + +Hermione lapsed into thoughtful silence, while Harry +drank his butterbeer, watching the people in the pub. +All of them looked cheerful and relaxed. Ernie +Macmillan and Hannah Abbott were swapping + +Page | 354 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Chocolate Frog cards at a nearby table; both of them +sporting Support Cedric Diggory\ badges on their +cloaks. Right over by the door he saw Cho and a large +group of her Ravenclaw friends. She wasn’t wearing a +Cedric badge though. ... This cheered up Harry very +slightly. ... + +What wouldn’t he have given to be one of these +people, sitting around laughing and talking, with +nothing to worry about but homework? He imagined +how it would have felt to be here if his name hadn’t +come out of the Goblet of Fire. He wouldn’t be wearing +the Invisibility Cloak, for one thing. Ron would be +sitting with him. The three of them would probably be +happily imagining what deadly dangerous task the +school champions would be facing on Tuesday. He’d +have been really looking forward to it, watching them +do whatever it was . . . cheering on Cedric with +everyone else, safe in a seat at the back of the stands. + + + +He wondered how the other champions were feeling. +Every time he had seen Cedric lately, he had been +surrounded by admirers and looking nervous but +excited. Harry glimpsed Fleur Delacour from time to +time in the corridors; she looked exactly as she +always did, haughty and unruffled. And Krum just +sat in the library, poring over books. + +Harry thought of Sirius, and the tight, tense knot in +his chest seemed to ease slightly. He would be +speaking to him in just over twelve hours, for tonight +was the night they were meeting at the common room +fire — assuming nothing went wrong, as everything +else had done lately. ... + +“Look, it’s Hagrid!” said Hermione. + + + +Page | 355 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The back of Hagrid ’s enormous shaggy head — he +had mercifully abandoned his bunches — emerged +over the crowd. Harry wondered why he hadn’t +spotted him at once, as Hagrid was so large, but +standing up carefully, he saw that Hagrid had been +leaning low, talking to Professor Moody. Hagrid had +his usual enormous tankard in front of him, but +Moody was drinking from his hip flask. Madam +Rosmerta, the pretty landlady, didn’t seem to think +much of this; she was looking askance at Moody as +she collected glasses from tables around them. +Perhaps she thought it was an insult to her mulled +mead, but Harry knew better. Moody had told them +all during their last Defense Against the Dark Arts +lesson that he preferred to prepare his own food and +drink at all times, as it was so easy for Dark wizards +to poison an unattended cup. + +As Harry watched, he saw Hagrid and Moody get up +to leave. He waved, then remembered that Hagrid +couldn’t see him. Moody, however, paused, his +magical eye on the corner where Harry was standing. +He tapped Hagrid in the small of the back (being +unable to reach his shoulder), muttered something to +him, and then the pair of them made their way back +across the pub toward Harry and Hermione’s table. + +“All right, Hermione?” said Hagrid loudly. + +“Hello,” said Hermione, smiling back. + +Moody limped around the table and bent down; Harry +thought he was reading the S.P.E.W. notebook, until +he muttered, “Nice cloak, Potter.” + +Harry stared at him in amazement. The large chunk +missing from Moody’s nose was particularly obvious +at a few inches’ distance. Moody grinned. + + + +Page | 356 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Can your eye — I mean, can you — ?” + + + +“Yeah, it can see through Invisibility Cloaks,” Moody +said quietly. “And it’s come in useful at times, I can +tell you.” + +Hagrid was beaming down at Harry too. Harry knew +Hagrid couldn’t see him, but Moody had obviously +told Hagrid he was there. Hagrid now bent down on +the pretext of reading the S.P.E.W. notebook as well, +and said in a whisper so low that only Harry could +hear it, “Harry, meet me tonight at midnight at me +cabin. Wear that cloak.” + +Straightening up, Hagrid said loudly, “Nice ter see +yeh, Hermione,” winked, and departed. Moody +followed him. + +“Why does Hagrid want me to meet him at midnight?” +Harry said, very surprised. + +“Does he?” said Hermione, looking startled. “I wonder +what he’s up to? I don’t know whether you should go, +Harry. ...” She looked nervously around and hissed, + +“It might make you late for Sirius.” + +It was true that going down to Hagrid ’s at midnight +would mean cutting his meeting with Sirius very fine +indeed; Hermione suggested sending Hedwig down to +Hagrid ’s to tell him he couldn’t go — always assuming +she would consent to take the note, of course — + +Harry, however, thought it better just to be quick at +whatever Hagrid wanted him for. He was very curious +to know what this might be; Hagrid had never asked +Harry to visit him so late at night. + +At half past eleven that evening, Harry, who had +pretended to go up to bed early, pulled the Invisibility +Cloak back over himself and crept back downstairs + +Page | 357 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +through the common room. Quite a few people were +still in there. The Creevey brothers had managed to +get hold of a stack of Support Cedric Diggoryl badges +and were trying to bewitch them to make them say +Support Harry Potter\ instead. So far, however, all they +had managed to do was get the badges stuck on +POTTER STINKS. Harry crept past them to the portrait +hole and waited for a minute or so, keeping an eye on +his watch. Then Hermione opened the Fat Lady for +him from outside as they had planned. He slipped +past her with a whispered “Thanks!” and set off +through the castle. + +The grounds were very dark. Harry walked down the +lawn toward the lights shining in Hagrid’s cabin. The +inside of the enormous Beauxbatons carriage was +also lit up; Harry could hear Madame Maxime talking +inside it as he knocked on Hagrid’s front door. + +“You there, Harry?” Hagrid whispered, opening the +door and looking around. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, slipping inside the cabin and +pulling the cloak down off his head. “What’s up?” + +“Got summat ter show yeh,” said Hagrid. + +There was an air of enormous excitement about +Hagrid. He was wearing a flower that resembled an +oversized artichoke in his buttonhole. It looked as +though he had abandoned the use of axle grease, but +he had certainly attempted to comb his hair — Harry +could see the comb’s broken teeth tangled in it. + +“What’re you showing me?” Harry said warily, +wondering if the skrewts had laid eggs, or Hagrid had +managed to buy another giant three-headed dog off a +stranger in a pub. + + + +Page | 358 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come with me, keep quiet, an’ keep yerself covered +with that cloak,” said Hagrid. “We won’ take Fang, he +won’ like it. ...” + +“Listen, Hagrid, I can’t stay long. ... I’ve got to be back +up at the castle by one o’clock — ” + +But Hagrid wasn’t listening; he was opening the cabin +door and striding off into the night. Harry hurried to +follow and found, to his great surprise, that Hagrid +was leading him to the Beauxbatons carriage. + +“Hagrid, what — ?” + +“Shhh!” said Hagrid, and he knocked three times on +the door bearing the crossed golden wands. + +Madame Maxime opened it. She was wearing a silk +shawl wrapped around her massive shoulders. She +smiled when she saw Hagrid. + +“Ah, ’Agrid ... it is time?” + +“Bong-sewer,” said Hagrid, beaming at her, and +holding out a hand to help her down the golden steps. + +Madame Maxime closed the door behind her, Hagrid +offered her his arm, and they set off around the edge +of the paddock containing Madame Maxime ’s giant +winged horses, with Harry, totally bewildered, +running to keep up with them. Had Hagrid wanted to +show him Madame Maxime? He could see her any old +time he wanted ... she wasn’t exactly hard to miss. ... + +But it seemed that Madame Maxime was in for the +same treat as Harry, because after a while she said +playfully, “Wair is it you are taking me, ’Agrid?” + + + +Page | 359 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeh’ll enjoy this,” said Hagrid gruffly, “worth seem’, +trust me. On’y — don’ go tellin’ anyone I showed yeh, +right? Yeh’re not s’posed ter know.” + +“Of course not,” said Madame Maxime, fluttering her +long black eyelashes. + +And still they walked, Harry getting more and more +irritated as he jogged along in their wake, checking +his watch every now and then. Hagrid had some +harebrained scheme in hand, which might make him +miss Sirius. If they didn’t get there soon, he was going +to turn around, go straight back to the castle, and +leave Hagrid to enjoy his moonlit stroll with Madame +Maxime. ... + +But then — when they had walked so far around the +perimeter of the forest that the castle and the lake +were out of sight — Harry heard something. Men were +shouting up ahead . . . then came a deafening, +earsplitting roar. . . . + +Hagrid led Madame Maxime around a clump of trees +and came to a halt. Harry hurried up alongside them +— for a split second, he thought he was seeing +bonfires, and men darting around them — and then +his mouth fell open. + +Dragons. + +Four fully grown, enormous, vicious-looking dragons +were rearing onto their hind legs inside an enclosure +fenced with thick planks of wood, roaring and +snorting — torrents of fire were shooting into the dark +sky from their open, fanged mouths, fifty feet above +the ground on their outstretched necks. There was a +silvery-blue one with long, pointed horns, snapping +and snarling at the wizards on the ground; a smooth- +scaled green one, which was writhing and stamping +Page | 360 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +with all its might; a red one with an odd fringe of fine +gold spikes around its face, which was shooting +mushroom-shaped fire clouds into the air; and a +gigantic black one, more lizard-like than the others, +which was nearest to them. + +At least thirty wizards, seven or eight to each dragon, +were attempting to control them, pulling on the +chains connected to heavy leather straps around their +necks and legs. Mesmerized, Harry looked up, high +above him, and saw the eyes of the black dragon, with +vertical pupils like a cat’s, bulging with either fear or +rage, he couldn’t tell which. ... It was making a +horrible noise, a yowling, screeching scream. ... + +“Keep back there, Hagrid!” yelled a wizard near the +fence, straining on the chain he was holding. “They +can shoot fire at a range of twenty feet, you know! I’ve +seen this Horntail do forty!” + +“Is’n’ it beautiful?” said Hagrid softly. + +“It’s no good!” yelled another wizard. “Stunning +Spells, on the count of three!” + +Harry saw each of the dragon keepers pull out his +wand. + +“Stupefy\” they shouted in unison, and the Stunning +Spells shot into the darkness like fiery rockets, +bursting in showers of stars on the dragons’ scaly +hides — + +Harry watched the dragon nearest to them teeter +dangerously on its back legs; its jaws stretched wide +in a silent howl; its nostrils were suddenly devoid of +flame, though still smoking — then, very slowly, it +fell. Several tons of sinewy, scaly-black dragon hit the + + + +Page | 361 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ground with a thud that Harry could have sworn +made the trees behind him quake. + + + +The dragon keepers lowered their wands and walked +forward to their fallen charges, each of which was the +size of a small hill. They hurried to tighten the chains +and fasten them securely to iron pegs, which they +forced deep into the ground with their wands. + +“Wan’ a closer look?” Hagrid asked Madame Maxime +excitedly. The pair of them moved right up to the +fence, and Harry followed. The wizard who had +warned Hagrid not to come any closer turned, and +Harry realized who it was: Charlie Weasley. + +“All right, Hagrid?” he panted, coming over to talk. +“They should be okay now — we put them out with a +Sleeping Draft on the way here, thought it might be +better for them to wake up in the dark and the quiet +— but, like you saw, they weren’t happy, not happy at +all — ” + + + +“What breeds you got here, Charlie?” said Hagrid, +gazing at the closest dragon, the black one, with +something close to reverence. Its eyes were still just +open. Harry could see a strip of gleaming yellow +beneath its wrinkled black eyelid. + +“This is a Hungarian Horntail,” said Charlie. “There’s +a Common Welsh Green over there, the smaller one — +a Swedish Short-Snout, that blue-gray — and a +Chinese Fireball, that’s the red.” + +Charlie looked around; Madame Maxime was strolling +away around the edge of the enclosure, gazing at the +stunned dragons. + +“I didn’t know you were bringing her, Hagrid,” Charlie +said, frowning. “The champions aren’t supposed to + +Page | 362 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +know what’s coming — she’s bound to tell her +student, isn’t she?” + + + +“Jus’ thought she’d like ter see ’em,” shrugged Hagrid, +still gazing, enraptured, at the dragons. + +“Really romantic date, Hagrid,” said Charlie, shaking +his head. + +“Four ...” said Hagrid, “so it’s one fer each o’ the +champions, is it? What’ve they gotta do — fight ’em?” + +“Just get past them, I think,” said Charlie. “We’ll be +on hand if it gets nasty, Extinguishing Spells at the +ready. They wanted nesting mothers, I don’t know +why ... but I tell you this, I don’t envy the one who +gets the Horntail. Vicious thing. Its back end’s as +dangerous as its front, look.” + +Charlie pointed toward the Horntail’s tail, and Harry +saw long, bronze-colored spikes protruding along it +every few inches. + +Five of Charlie’s fellow keepers staggered up to the +Horntail at that moment, carrying a clutch of huge +granite-gray eggs between them in a blanket. They +placed them carefully at the Horntail’s side. Hagrid let +out a moan of longing. + +“I’ve got them counted, Hagrid,” said Charlie sternly. +Then he said, “How’s Harry?” + +“Fine,” said Hagrid. He was still gazing at the eggs. + +“Just hope he’s still fine after he’s faced this lot,” said +Charlie grimly, looking out over the dragons’ +enclosure. “I didn’t dare tell Mum what he’s got to do +for the first task; she’s already having kittens about +him. ...” Charlie imitated his mother’s anxious voice. “ +Page | 363 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘ How could they let him enter that tournament, he’s +much too young\ I thought they were all safe, I thought +there was going to he an age limiti ’ She was in floods +after that Daily Prophet article about him. ‘He still +cries about his parents\ Oh bless him, I never knew\ ’ ” + +Harry had had enough. Trusting to the fact that +Hagrid wouldn’t miss him, with the attractions of four +dragons and Madame Maxime to occupy him, he +turned silently and began to walk away, back to the +castle. + +He didn’t know whether he was glad he’d seen what +was coming or not. Perhaps this way was better. The +first shock was over now. Maybe if he’d seen the +dragons for the first time on Tuesday, he would have +passed out cold in front of the whole school ... but +maybe he would anyway. ... He was going to be armed +with his wand — which, just now, felt like nothing +more than a narrow strip of wood — against a fifty- +foot-high, scaly, spike-ridden, fire-breathing dragon. +And he had to get past it. With everyone watching. +How? + +Harry sped up, skirting the edge of the forest; he had +just under fifteen minutes to get back to the fireside +and talk to Sirius, and he couldn’t remember, ever, +wanting to talk to someone more than he did right +now — when, without warning, he ran into something +very solid. + +Harry fell backward, his glasses askew, clutching the +cloak around him. A voice nearby said, “Ouch! Who’s +there?” + +Harry hastily checked that the cloak was covering +him and lay very still, staring up at the dark outline +of the wizard he had hit. He recognized the goatee ... +it was Karkaroff. + +Page | 364 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who’s there?” said Karkaroff again, very +suspiciously, looking around in the darkness. Harry +remained still and silent. After a minute or so, +Karkaroff seemed to decide that he had hit some sort +of animal; he was looking around at waist height, as +though expecting to see a dog. Then he crept back +under the cover of the trees and started to edge +forward toward the place where the dragons were. + +Very slowly and very carefully, Harry got to his feet +and set off again as fast as he could without making +too much noise, hurrying through the darkness back +toward Hogwarts. + +He had no doubt whatsoever what Karkaroff was up +to. He had sneaked off his ship to try and find out +what the first task was going to be. He might even +have spotted Hagrid and Madame Maxime heading off +around the forest together — they were hardly +difficult to spot at a distance . . . and now all Karkaroff +had to do was follow the sound of voices, and he, like +Madame Maxime, would know what was in store for +the champions. + +By the looks of it, the only champion who would be +facing the unknown on Tuesday was Cedric. + +Harry reached the castle, slipped in through the front +doors, and began to climb the marble stairs; he was +very out of breath, but he didn’t dare slow down. ... + +He had less than five minutes to get up to the fire. ... + +“Balderdash!” he gasped at the Fat Lady, who was +snoozing in her frame in front of the portrait hole. + +“If you say so,” she muttered sleepily, without opening +her eyes, and the picture swung forward to admit +him. Harry climbed inside. The common room was +deserted, and, judging by the fact that it smelled quite + +Page | 365 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +normal, Hermione had not needed to set off any +Dungbombs to ensure that he and Sirius got privacy. + +Harry pulled off the Invisibility Cloak and threw +himself into an armchair in front of the fire. The room +was in semidarkness; the flames were the only source +of light. Nearby, on a table, the Support Cedric +Diggoryl badges the Creeveys had been trying to +improve were glinting in the firelight. They now read +POTTER REALLY STINKS. Harry looked back into the +flames, and jumped. + +Sirius’s head was sitting in the fire. If Harry hadn’t +seen Mr. Diggory do exactly this back in the Weasleys’ +kitchen, it would have scared him out of his wits. +Instead, his face breaking into the first smile he had +worn for days, he scrambled out of his chair, +crouched down by the hearth, and said, “Sirius — +how ’re you doing?” + +Sirius looked different from Harry’s memory of him. +When they had said good-bye, Sirius’s face had been +gaunt and sunken, surrounded by a quantity of long, +black, matted hair — but the hair was short and +clean now, Sirius’s face was fuller, and he looked +younger, much more like the only photograph Harry +had of him, which had been taken at the Potters’ +wedding. + +“Never mind me, how are you?” said Sirius seriously. + +“I’m — ” For a second, Harry tried to say “fine” — but +he couldn’t do it. Before he could stop himself, he was +talking more than he’d talked in days — about how +no one believed he hadn’t entered the tournament of +his own free will, how Rita Skeeter had lied about him +in the Daily Prophet, how he couldn’t walk down a +corridor without being sneered at — and about Ron, +Ron not believing him, Ron’s jealousy ... + +Page | 366 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... and now Hagrid’s just shown me what’s coming in +the first task, and it’s dragons, Sirius, and I’m a +goner,” he finished desperately. + +Sirius looked at him, eyes full of concern, eyes that +had not yet lost the look that Azkaban had given +them — that deadened, haunted look. He had let +Harry talk himself into silence without interruption, +but now he said, “Dragons we can deal with, Harry, +but we’ll get to that in a minute — I haven’t got long +here ... I’ve broken into a wizarding house to use the +fire, but they could be back at any time. There are +things I need to warn you about.” + +“What?” said Harry, feeling his spirits slip a further +few notches. ... Surely there could be nothing worse +than dragons coming? + +“Karkaroff,” said Sirius. “Harry, he was a Death Eater. +You know what Death Eaters are, don’t you?” + +“Yes — he — what?” + +“He was caught, he was in Azkaban with me, but he +got released. I’d bet everything that’s why Dumbledore +wanted an Auror at Hogwarts this year — to keep an +eye on him. Moody caught Karkaroff. Put him into +Azkaban in the first place.” + +“Karkaroff got released?” Harry said slowly — his +brain seemed to be struggling to absorb yet another +piece of shocking information. “Why did they release +him?” + +“He did a deal with the Ministry of Magic,” said Sirius +bitterly. “He said he’d seen the error of his ways, and +then he named names ... he put a load of other people +into Azkaban in his place. ... He’s not very popular in +there, I can tell you. And since he got out, from what I +Page | 367 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +can tell, he’s been teaching the Dark Arts to every +student who passes through that school of his. So +watch out for the Durmstrang champion as well.” + +“Okay,” said Harry slowly. “But ... are you saying +Karkaroff put my name in the goblet? Because if he +did, he’s a really good actor. He seemed furious about +it. He wanted to stop me from competing.” + +“We know he’s a good actor,” said Sirius, “because he +convinced the Ministry of Magic to set him free, didn’t +he? Now, I’ve been keeping an eye on the Daily +Prophet, Harry — ” + +“ — you and the rest of the world,” said Harry bitterly. + +“ — and reading between the lines of that Skeeter +woman’s article last month, Moody was attacked the +night before he started at Hogwarts. Yes, I know she +says it was another false alarm,” Sirius said hastily, +seeing Harry about to speak, “but I don’t think so, +somehow. I think someone tried to stop him from +getting to Hogwarts. I think someone knew their job +would be a lot more difficult with him around. And no +one’s going to look into it too closely; Mad-Eye’s heard +intruders a bit too often. But that doesn’t mean he +can’t still spot the real thing. Moody was the best +Auror the Ministry ever had.” + +“So . . . what are you saying?” said Harry slowly. +“Karkaroff’s trying to kill me? But — why?” + +Sirius hesitated. + +“I’ve been hearing some very strange things,” he said +slowly. “The Death Eaters seem to be a bit more active +than usual lately. They showed themselves at the +Quidditch World Cup, didn’t they? Someone set off + + + +Page | 368 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the Dark Mark . . . and then — did you hear about that +Ministry of Magic witch who’s gone missing?” + +“Bertha Jorkins?” said Harry. + +“Exactly ... she disappeared in Albania, and that’s +definitely where Voldemort was rumored to be last ... +and she would have known the Triwizard Tournament +was coming up, wouldn’t she?” + +“Yeah, but ... it’s not very likely she’d have walked +straight into Voldemort, is it?” said Harry. + +“Listen, I knew Bertha Jorkins,” said Sirius grimly. +“She was at Hogwarts when I was, a few years above +your dad and me. And she was an idiot. Very nosy, +but no brains, none at all. It’s not a good +combination, Harry. I’d say she’d be very easy to lure +into a trap. + +“So ... so Voldemort could have found out about the +tournament?” said Harry. “Is that what you mean? +You think Karkaroff might be here on his orders?” + +“I don’t know,” said Sirius slowly, “I just don’t know +... Karkaroff doesn’t strike me as the type who’d go +back to Voldemort unless he knew Voldemort was +powerful enough to protect him. But whoever put +your name in that goblet did it for a reason, and I +can’t help thinking the tournament would be a very +good way to attack you and make it look like an +accident.” + +“Looks like a really good plan from where I’m +standing,” said Harry grinning bleakly. “They’ll just +have to stand back and let the dragons do their stuff.” + +“Right — these dragons,” said Sirius, speaking very +quickly now. “There’s a way, Harry. Don’t be tempted + +Page | 369 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to try a Stunning Spell — dragons are strong and too +powerfully magical to be knocked out by a single +Stunner, you need about half a dozen wizards at a +time to overcome a dragon — ” + +“Yeah, I know, I just saw,” said Harry. + +“But you can do it alone,” said Sirius. “There is a way, +and a simple spell’s all you need. Just — ” + +But Harry held up a hand to silence him, his heart +suddenly pounding as though it would burst. He +could hear footsteps coming down the spiral staircase +behind him. + +“Go!” he hissed at Sirius. “Go! There’s someone +coming!” + +Harry scrambled to his feet, hiding the fire — if +someone saw Sirius’s face within the walls of +Hogwarts, they would raise an almighty uproar — the +Ministry would get dragged in — he, Harry, would be +questioned about Sirius’s whereabouts — + +Harry heard a tiny pop\ in the fire behind him and +knew Sirius had gone. He watched the bottom of the +spiral staircase. Who had decided to go for a stroll at +one o’clock in the morning, and stopped Sirius from +telling him how to get past a dragon? + +It was Ron. Dressed in his maroon paisley pajamas, +Ron stopped dead facing Harry across the room, and +looked around. + +“Who were you talking to?” he said. + +“What’s that got to do with you?” Harry snarled. + +“What are you doing down here at this time of night?” + + + +Page | 370 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I just wondered where you — ” Ron broke off, +shrugging. “Nothing. I’m going back to bed.” + +“Just thought you’d come nosing around, did you?” +Harry shouted. He knew that Ron had no idea what +he’d walked in on, knew he hadn’t done it on purpose, +but he didn’t care — at this moment he hated +everything about Ron, right down to the several +inches of bare ankle showing beneath his pajama +trousers. + +“Sorry about that,” said Ron, his face reddening with +anger. “Should’ve realized you didn’t want to be +disturbed. I’ll let you get on with practicing for your +next interview in peace.” + +Harry seized one of the POTTER REALLY STINKS +badges off the table and chucked it, as hard as he +could, across the room. It hit Ron on the forehead +and bounced off. + +“There you go,” Harry said. “Something for you to +wear on Tuesday. You might even have a scar now, if +you’re lucky. ... That’s what you want, isn’t it?” + +He strode across the room toward the stairs; he half +expected Ron to stop him, he would even have liked +Ron to throw a punch at him, but Ron just stood +there in his too-small pajamas, and Harry, having +stormed upstairs, lay awake in bed fuming for a long +time afterward and didn’t hear him come up to bed. + + + +Page | 371 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE FIRST TASK + +Harry got up on Sunday morning and dressed so +inattentively that it was a while before he realized he +was trying to pull his hat onto his foot instead of his +sock. When he’d finally got all his clothes on the right +parts of his body, he hurried off to find Hermione, +locating her at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall, +where she was eating breakfast with Ginny. Feeling +too queasy to eat, Harry waited until Hermione had +swallowed her last spoonful of porridge, then dragged +her out onto the grounds. There, he told her all about +the dragons, and about everything Sirius had said, +while they took another long walk around the lake. + +Alarmed as she was by Sirius’s warnings about +Karkaroff, Hermione still thought that the dragons +were the more pressing problem. + +“Let’s just try and keep you alive until Tuesday +evening,” she said desperately, “and then we can +worry about Karkaroff.” + + + +Page | 372 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +They walked three times around the lake, trying all +the way to think of a simple spell that would subdue +a dragon. Nothing whatsoever occurred to them, so +they retired to the library instead. Here, Harry pulled +down every book he could find on dragons, and both +of them set to work searching through the large pile. + +“ ‘Talon-clipping by charms ... treating scale-rot ...’ + +This is no good, this is for nutters like Hagrid who +want to keep them healthy. ...” + +“ ‘Dragons are extremely difficult to slay, owing to the +ancient magic that imbues their thick hides, which +none but the most powerful spells can penetrate ...’ + +But Sirius said a simple one would do it. ...” + +“Let’s try some simple spellbooks, then,” said Harry, +throwing aside Men Who Love Dragons Too Much. + +He returned to the table with a pile of spellbooks, set +them down, and began to flick through each in turn, +Hermione whispering nonstop at his elbow. + +“Well, there are Switching Spells ... but what’s the +point of Switching it? Unless you swapped its fangs +for wine-gums or something that would make it less +dangerous. ... The trouble is, like that book said, not +much is going to get through a dragon’s hide. ... I’d +say Transfigure it, but something that big, you really +haven’t got a hope, I doubt even Professor McGonagall +... unless you’re supposed to put the spell on +yourself? Maybe to give yourself extra powers? But +they’re not simple spells, I mean, we haven’t done any +of those in class, I only know about them because I’ve +been doing O.W.L. practice papers. ...” + +“Hermione,” Harry said, through gritted teeth, “will +you shut up for a bit, please? I’m trying to +concentrate.” + +Page | 373 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But all that happened, when Hermione fell silent, was +that Harry’s brain filled with a sort of blank buzzing, +which didn’t seem to allow room for concentration. He +stared hopelessly down the index of Basic Hexes for +the Busy and Vexed. Instant scalping . . . but dragons +had no hair . . . pepper breath . . . that would probably +increase a dragon’s firepower ... horn tongue ... just +what he needed, to give it an extra weapon . . . + +“Oh no, he’s back again, why can’t he read on his +stupid ship?” said Hermione irritably as Viktor Krum +slouched in, cast a surly look over at the pair of them, +and settled himself in a distant corner with a pile of +books. “Come on, Harry, we’ll go back to the common +room ... his fan club’ll be here in a moment, twittering +away. ...” + +And sure enough, as they left the library, a gang of +girls tiptoed past them, one of them wearing a +Bulgaria scarf tied around her waist. + +Harry barely slept that night. When he awoke on +Monday morning, he seriously considered for the first +time ever just running away from Hogwarts. But as +he looked around the Great Hall at breakfast time, +and thought about what leaving the castle would +mean, he knew he couldn’t do it. It was the only place +he had ever been happy . . . well, he supposed he must +have been happy with his parents too, but he couldn’t +remember that. + +Somehow, the knowledge that he would rather be +here and facing a dragon than back on Privet Drive +with Dudley was good to know; it made him feel +slightly calmer. He finished his bacon with difficulty +(his throat wasn’t working too well), and as he and +Hermione got up, he saw Cedric Diggory leaving the +Hufflepuff table. + + + +Page | 374 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Cedric still didn’t know about the dragons ... the only +champion who didn’t, if Harry was right in thinking +that Maxime and Karkaroff would have told Fleur and +Krum. ... + +“Hermione, I’ll see you in the greenhouses,” Harry +said, coming to his decision as he watched Cedric +leaving the Hall. “Go on, I’ll catch you up.” + +“Harry, you’ll be late, the bell’s about to ring — ” + +“I’ll catch you up, okay?” + +By the time Harry reached the bottom of the marble +staircase, Cedric was at the top. He was with a load of +sixth-year friends. Harry didn’t want to talk to Cedric +in front of them; they were among those who had +been quoting Rita Skeeter’s article at him every time +he went near them. He followed Cedric at a distance +and saw that he was heading toward the Charms +corridor. This gave Harry an idea. Pausing at a +distance from them, he pulled out his wand, and took +careful aim. + +“Diffindol” + +Cedric’s bag split. Parchment, quills, and books +spilled out of it onto the floor. Several bottles of ink +smashed. + +“Don’t bother,” said Cedric in an exasperated voice as +his friends bent down to help him. “Tell Flitwick I’m +coming, go on. ...” + +This was exactly what Harry had been hoping for. He +slipped his wand back into his robes, waited until +Cedric’s friends had disappeared into their classroom, +and hurried up the corridor, which was now empty of +everyone but himself and Cedric. + +Page | 375 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hi,” said Cedric, picking up a copy of A Guide to +Advanced Transfiguration that was now splattered +with ink. “My bag just split ... brand-new and all ...” + +“Cedric,” said Harry, “the first task is dragons.” + +“What?” said Cedric, looking up. + +“Dragons,” said Harry, speaking quickly, in case +Professor Flitwick came out to see where Cedric had +got to. “They’ve got four, one for each of us, and we’ve +got to get past them.” + +Cedric stared at him. Harry saw some of the panic +he’d been feeling since Saturday night flickering in +Cedric’s gray eyes. + +“Are you sure?” Cedric said in a hushed voice. + +“Dead sure,” said Harry. “I’ve seen them.” + +“But how did you find out? We’re not supposed to +know. ...” + +“Never mind,” said Harry quickly — he knew Hagrid +would be in trouble if he told the truth. “But I’m not +the only one who knows. Fleur and Krum will know +by now — Maxime and Karkaroff both saw the +dragons too.” + +Cedric straightened up, his arms full of inky quills, +parchment, and books, his ripped bag dangling off +one shoulder. He stared at Harry, and there was a +puzzled, almost suspicious look in his eyes. + +“Why are you telling me?” he asked. + +Harry looked at him in disbelief. He was sure Cedric +wouldn’t have asked that if he had seen the dragons + +Page | 376 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +himself. Harry wouldn’t have let his worst enemy face +those monsters unprepared — well, perhaps Malfoy or +Snape ... + +“It’s just ... fair, isn’t it?” he said to Cedric. “We all +know now ... we’re on an even footing, aren’t we?” + +Cedric was still looking at him in a slightly suspicious +way when Harry heard a familiar clunking noise +behind him. He turned around and saw Mad-Eye +Moody emerging from a nearby classroom. + +“Come with me, Potter,” he growled. “Diggory, off you +go.” + +Harry stared apprehensively at Moody. Had he +overheard them? + +“Er — Professor, I’m supposed to be in Herbology — ” + +“Never mind that, Potter. In my office, please. ...” + +Harry followed him, wondering what was going to +happen to him now. What if Moody wanted to know +how he’d found out about the dragons? Would Moody +go to Dumbledore and tell on Hagrid, or just turn +Harry into a ferret? Well, it might be easier to get past +a dragon if he were a ferret, Harry thought dully, he’d +be smaller, much less easy to see from a height of fifty +feet ... + +He followed Moody into his office. Moody closed the +door behind them and turned to look at Harry, his +magical eye fixed upon him as well as the normal one. + +“That was a very decent thing you just did, Potter,” +Moody said quietly. + + + +Page | 377 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry didn’t know what to say; this wasn’t the +reaction he had expected at all. + + + +“Sit down,” said Moody, and Harry sat, looking +around. + +He had visited this office under two of its previous +occupants. In Professor Lockhart’s day, the walls had +been plastered with beaming, winking pictures of +Professor Lockhart himself. When Lupin had lived +here, you were more likely to come across a specimen +of some fascinating new Dark creature he had +procured for them to study in class. Now, however, +the office was full of a number of exceptionally odd +objects that Harry supposed Moody had used in the +days when he had been an Auror. + +On his desk stood what looked like a large, cracked, +glass spinning top; Harry recognized it at once as a +Sneakoscope, because he owned one himself, though +it was much smaller than Moody’s. In the corner on a +small table stood an object that looked something like +an extra- squiggly, golden television aerial. It was +humming slightly. What appeared to be a mirror hung +opposite Harry on the wall, but it was not reflecting +the room. Shadowy figures were moving around +inside it, none of them clearly in focus. + +“Like my Dark Detectors, do you?” said Moody, who +was watching Harry closely. + +“What’s that?” Harry asked, pointing at the squiggly +golden aerial. + +“Secrecy Sensor. Vibrates when it detects +concealment and lies ... no use here, of course, too +much interference — students in every direction lying +about why they haven’t done their homework. Been +humming ever since I got here. I had to disable my +Page | 378 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sneakoscope because it wouldn’t stop whistling. It’s +extra-sensitive, picks up stuff about a mile around. Of +course, it could be picking up more than kid stuff,” he +added in a growl. + +“And what’s the mirror for?” + +“Oh that’s my Foe-Glass. See them out there, +skulking around? I’m not really in trouble until I see +the whites of their eyes. That’s when I open my +trunk.” + +He let out a short, harsh laugh, and pointed to the +large trunk under the window. It had seven keyholes +in a row. Harry wondered what was in there, until +Moody’s next question brought him sharply back to +earth. + +“So ... found out about the dragons, have you?” + +Harry hesitated. He’d been afraid of this — but he +hadn’t told Cedric, and he certainly wasn’t going to +tell Moody, that Hagrid had broken the rules. + +“It’s all right,” said Moody, sitting down and +stretching out his wooden leg with a groan. + +“Cheating’s a traditional part of the Tri-wizard +Tournament and always has been.” + +“I didn’t cheat,” said Harry sharply. “It was — a sort +of accident that I found out.” + +Moody grinned. “I wasn’t accusing you, laddie. I’ve +been telling Dumbledore from the start, he can be as +high-minded as he likes, but you can bet old +Karkaroff and Maxime won’t be. They’ll have told their +champions everything they can. They want to win. +They want to beat Dumbledore. They’d like to prove +he’s only human.” + +Page | 379 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moody gave another harsh laugh, and his magical eye +swiveled around so fast it made Harry feel queasy to +watch it. + +“So ... got any ideas how you’re going to get past your +dragon yet?” said Moody. + +“No,” said Harry. + +“Well, I’m not going to tell you,” said Moody gruffly. “I +don’t show favoritism, me. I’m just going to give you +some good, general advice. And the first bit is — play +to your strengths.” + +“I haven’t got any,” said Harry, before he could stop +himself. + +“Excuse me,” growled Moody, “you’ve got strengths if I +say you’ve got them. Think now. What are you best +at?” + +Harry tried to concentrate. What was he best at? + +Well, that was easy, really — + +“Quidditch,” he said dully, “and a fat lot of help — ” + +“That’s right,” said Moody, staring at him very hard, +his magical eye barely moving at all. “You’re a damn +good flier from what I’ve heard.” + +“Yeah, but ...” Harry stared at him. “I’m not allowed a +broom, I’ve only got my wand — ” + +“My second piece of general advice,” said Moody +loudly, interrupting him, “is to use a nice, simple +spell that will enable you to get what you need.” + +Harry looked at him blankly. What did he need? + + + +Page | 380 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on, boy ...” whispered Moody. “Put them +together ... it’s not that difficult. ...” + +And it clicked. He was best at flying. He needed to +pass the dragon in the air. For that, he needed his +Firebolt. And for his Firebolt, he needed — + +“Hermione,” Harry whispered, when he had sped into +greenhouse three minutes later, uttering a hurried +apology to Professor Sprout as he passed her. +“Hermione — I need you to help me.” + +“What d’you think I’ve been trying to do, Harry?” she +whispered back, her eyes round with anxiety over the +top of the quivering Flutterby Bush she was pruning. + +“Hermione, I need to learn how to do a Summoning +Charm properly by tomorrow afternoon.” + +And so they practiced. They didn’t have lunch, but +headed for a free classroom, where Harry tried with +all his might to make various objects fly across the +room toward him. He was still having problems. The +books and quills kept losing heart halfway across the +room and dropping like stones to the floor. + +“Concentrate, Harry, concentrate. ...” + +“What d’you think I’m trying to do?” said Harry +angrily. “A great big dragon keeps popping up in my +head for some reason. ... Okay, try again. ...” + +He wanted to skip Divination to keep practicing, but +Hermione refused point-blank to skive off +Arithmancy, and there was no point in staying +without her. He therefore had to endure over an hour +of Professor Trelawney, who spent half the lesson +telling everyone that the position of Mars with relation + + + +Page | 381 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to Saturn at that moment meant that people born in +July were in great danger of sudden, violent deaths. + +“Well, that’s good,” said Harry loudly, his temper +getting the better of him, “just as long as it’s not +drawn-out. I don’t want to suffer.” + +Ron looked for a moment as though he was going to +laugh; he certainly caught Harry’s eye for the first +time in days, but Harry was still feeling too resentful +toward Ron to care. He spent the rest of the lesson +trying to attract small objects toward him under the +table with his wand. He managed to make a fly zoom +straight into his hand, though he wasn’t entirely sure +that was his prowess at Summoning Charms — +perhaps the fly was just stupid. + +He forced down some dinner after Divination, then +returned to the empty classroom with Hermione, +using the Invisibility Cloak to avoid the teachers. + +They kept practicing until past midnight. They would +have stayed longer, but Peeves turned up and, +pretending to think that Harry wanted things thrown +at him, started chucking chairs across the room. +Harry and Hermione left in a hurry before the noise +attracted Filch, and went back to the Gryffindor +common room, which was now mercifully empty. + +At two o’clock in the morning, Harry stood near the +fireplace, surrounded by heaps of objects: books, +quills, several upturned chairs, an old set of +Gobstones, and Neville’s toad, Trevor. Only in the last +hour had Harry really got the hang of the Summoning +Charm. + +“That’s better, Harry, that’s loads better,” Hermione +said, looking exhausted but very pleased. + + + +Page | 382 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, now we know what to do next time I can’t +manage a spell,” Harry said, throwing a rune +dictionary back to Hermione, so he could try again, +“threaten me with a dragon. Right ...” He raised his +wand once more. “Accio Dictionary !” + +The heavy book soared out of Hermione ’s hand, flew +across the room, and Harry caught it. + +“Harry, I really think you’ve got it!” said Hermione +delightedly. + +“Just as long as it works tomorrow,” Harry said. “The +Firebolt’s going to be much farther away than the +stuff in here, it’s going to be in the castle, and I’m +going to be out there on the grounds. ...” + +“That doesn’t matter,” said Hermione firmly “Just as +long as you’re concentrating really, really hard on it, +it’ll come. Harry, we’d better get some sleep ... you’re +going to need it.” + +Harry had been focusing so hard on learning the +Summoning Charm that evening that some of his +blind panic had left him. It returned in full measure, +however, on the following morning. The atmosphere +in the school was one of great tension and excitement. +Lessons were to stop at midday, giving all the +students time to get down to the dragons’ enclosure +— though of course, they didn’t yet know what they +would find there. + +Harry felt oddly separate from everyone around him, +whether they were wishing him good luck or hissing +“ We’ll have a box of tissues ready, Potted as he +passed. It was a state of nervousness so advanced +that he wondered whether he mightn’t just lose his +head when they tried to lead him out to his dragon, +and start trying to curse everyone in sight. Time was +Page | 383 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +behaving in a more peculiar fashion than ever, +rushing past in great dollops, so that one moment he +seemed to be sitting down in his first lesson, History +of Magic, and the next, walking into lunch . . . and +then (where had the morning gone? the last of the +dragon-free hours?), Professor McGonagall was +hurrying over to him in the Great Hall. Lots of people +were watching. + +“Potter, the champions have to come down onto the +grounds now. ... You have to get ready for your first +task.” + +“Okay,” said Harry, standing up, his fork falling onto +his plate with a clatter. + +“Good luck, Harry,” Hermione whispered. “You’ll be +fine!” + +“Yeah,” said Harry in a voice that was most unlike his +own. + +He left the Great Hall with Professor McGonagall. She +didn’t seem herself either; in fact, she looked nearly +as anxious as Hermione. As she walked him down the +stone steps and out into the cold November afternoon, +she put her hand on his shoulder. + +“Now, don’t panic,” she said, “just keep a cool head. + +... We’ve got wizards standing by to control the +situation if it gets out of hand. ... The main thing is +just to do your best, and nobody will think any the +worse of you. ... Are you all right?” + +“Yes,” Harry heard himself say. “Yes, I’m fine.” + +She was leading him toward the place where the +dragons were, around the edge of the forest, but when +they approached the clump of trees behind which the + +Page | 384 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +enclosure would be clearly visible, Harry saw that a +tent had been erected, its entrance facing them, +screening the dragons from view. + +“You’re to go in here with the other champions,” said +Professor McGonagall, in a rather shaky sort of voice, +“and wait for your turn, Potter. Mr. Bagman is in +there ... he’ll be telling you the — the procedure. ... +Good luck.” + +“Thanks,” said Harry, in a flat, distant voice. She left +him at the entrance of the tent. Harry went inside. + +Fleur Delacour was sitting in a corner on a low +wooden stool. She didn’t look nearly as composed as +usual, but rather pale and clammy. Viktor Krum +looked even surlier than usual, which Harry +supposed was his way of showing nerves. Cedric was +pacing up and down. When Harry entered, Cedric +gave him a small smile, which Harry returned, feeling +the muscles in his face working rather hard, as +though they had forgotten how to do it. + +“Harry! Good-o!” said Bagman happily, looking +around at him. “Come in, come in, make yourself at +home!” + +Bagman looked somehow like a slightly overblown +cartoon figure, standing amid all the pale-faced +champions. He was wearing his old Wasp robes again. + +“Well, now we’re all here — time to fill you in!” said +Bagman brightly. “When the audience has assembled, +I’m going to be offering each of you this bag” — he +held up a small sack of purple silk and shook it at +them — “from which you will each select a small +model of the thing you are about to face! There are +different — er — varieties, you see. And I have to tell + + + +Page | 385 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you something else too . . . ah, yes . . . your task is to +collect the golden egg\” + +Harry glanced around. Cedric had nodded once, to +show that he understood Bagman’s words, and then +started pacing around the tent again; he looked +slightly green. Fleur Delacour and Krum hadn’t +reacted at all. Perhaps they thought they might be +sick if they opened their mouths; that was certainly +how Harry felt. But they, at least, had volunteered for +this. ... + +And in no time at all, hundreds upon hundreds of +pairs of feet could be heard passing the tent, their +owners talking excitedly, laughing, joking. ... Harry +felt as separate from the crowd as though they were a +different species. And then — it seemed like about a +second later to Harry — Bagman was opening the +neck of the purple silk sack. + +“Ladies first,” he said, offering it to Fleur Delacour. + +She put a shaking hand inside the bag and drew out +a tiny, perfect model of a dragon — a Welsh Green. It +had the number two around its neck. And Harry +knew, by the fact that Fleur showed no sign of +surprise, but rather a determined resignation, that he +had been right: Madame Maxime had told her what +was coming. + +The same held true for Krum. He pulled out the +scarlet Chinese Fireball. It had a number three +around its neck. He didn’t even blink, just sat back +down and stared at the ground. + +Cedric put his hand into the bag, and out came the +blueish-gray Swedish Short-Snout, the number one +tied around its neck. Knowing what was left, Harry +put his hand into the silk bag and pulled out the + +Page | 386 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hungarian Horntail, and the number four. It +stretched its wings as he looked down at it, and bared +its minuscule fangs. + +“Well, there you are!” said Bagman. “You have each +pulled out the dragon you will face, and the numbers +refer to the order in which you are to take on the +dragons, do you see? Now, I’m going to have to leave +you in a moment, because I’m commentating. Mr. +Diggory, you’re first, just go out into the enclosure +when you hear a whistle, all right? Now ... Harry ... +could I have a quick word? Outside?” + +“Er ... yes,” said Harry blankly, and he got up and +went out of the tent with Bagman, who walked him a +short distance away, into the trees, and then turned +to him with a fatherly expression on his face. + +“Feeling all right, Harry? Anything I can get you?” + +“What?” said Harry. “I — no, nothing.” + +“Got a plan?” said Bagman, lowering his voice +conspiratorially. “Because I don’t mind sharing a few +pointers, if you’d like them, you know. I mean,” +Bagman continued, lowering his voice still further, +“you’re the underdog here, Harry. ... Anything I can +do to help ...” + +“No,” said Harry so quickly he knew he had sounded +rude, “no — I — I know what I’m going to do, thanks.” + +“Nobody would know, Harry,” said Bagman, winking +at him. + +“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept +telling people this, and wondering whether he had +ever been less fine. “I’ve got a plan worked out, I — ” + + + +Page | 387 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A whistle had blown somewhere. + + + +“Good lord, I’ve got to run!” said Bagman in alarm, +and he hurried off. + +Harry walked back to the tent and saw Cedric +emerging from it, greener than ever. Harry tried to +wish him luck as he walked past, but all that came +out of his mouth was a sort of hoarse grunt. + +Harry went back inside to Fleur and Krum. Seconds +later, they heard the roar of the crowd, which meant +Cedric had entered the enclosure and was now face- +to-face with the living counterpart of his model. ... + +It was worse than Harry could ever have imagined, +sitting there and listening. The crowd screamed . . . +yelled . . . gasped like a single many-headed entity, as +Cedric did whatever he was doing to get past the +Swedish Short-Snout. Krum was still staring at the +ground. Fleur had now taken to retracing Cedric’s +steps, around and around the tent. And Bagman’s +commentary made everything much, much worse. ... +Horrible pictures formed in Harry’s mind as he heard: +“Oooh, narrow miss there, very narrow” ... “He’s +taking risks, this one!” ... “Clever move — pity it +didn’t work!” + +And then, after about fifteen minutes, Harry heard +the deafening roar that could mean only one thing: +Cedric had gotten past his dragon and captured the +golden egg. + +“Very good indeed!” Bagman was shouting. “And now +the marks from the judges!” + +But he didn’t shout out the marks; Harry supposed +the judges were holding them up and showing them +to the crowd. + +Page | 388 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“One down, three to go!” Bagman yelled as the whistle +blew again. “Miss Delacour, if you please!” + + + +Fleur was trembling from head to foot; Harry felt more +warmly toward her than he had done so far as she left +the tent with her head held high and her hand +clutching her wand. He and Krum were left alone, at +opposite sides of the tent, avoiding each other’s gaze. + +The same process started again. ... “Oh I’m not sure +that was wise!” they could hear Bagman shouting +gleefully. “Oh . . . nearly! Careful now . . . good lord, I +thought she’d had it then!” + +Ten minutes later, Harry heard the crowd erupt into +applause once more. ... Fleur must have been +successful too. A pause, while Fleur’s marks were +being shown . . . more clapping . . . then, for the third +time, the whistle. + +“And here comes Mr. Krum!” cried Bagman, and +Krum slouched out, leaving Harry quite alone. + +He felt much more aware of his body than usual; very +aware of the way his heart was pumping fast, and his +fingers tingling with fear ... yet at the same time, he +seemed to be outside himself, seeing the walls of the +tent, and hearing the crowd, as though from far away. + + + +“Very daring!” Bagman was yelling, and Harry heard +the Chinese Fireball emit a horrible, roaring shriek, +while the crowd drew its collective breath. “That’s +some nerve he’s showing — and — yes, he’s got the +egg!” + +Applause shattered the wintery air like breaking +glass; Krum had finished — it would be Harry’s turn +any moment. + +Page | 389 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He stood up, noticing dimly that his legs seemed to be +made of marshmallow. He waited. And then he heard +the whistle blow. He walked out through the entrance +of the tent, the panic rising into a crescendo inside +him. And now he was walking past the trees, through +a gap in the enclosure fence. + +He saw everything in front of him as though it was a +very highly colored dream. There were hundreds and +hundreds of faces staring down at him from stands +that had been magicked there since he’d last stood on +this spot. And there was the Horntail, at the other +end of the enclosure, crouched low over her clutch of +eggs, her wings half-furled, her evil, yellow eyes upon +him, a monstrous, scaly, black lizard, thrashing her +spiked tail, leaving yard-long gouge marks in the hard +ground. The crowd was making a great deal of noise, +but whether friendly or not, Harry didn��t know or +care. It was time to do what he had to do ... to focus +his mind, entirely and absolutely, upon the thing that +was his only chance. ... + +He raised his wand. + +“Accio Firebolti” he shouted. + +Harry waited, every fiber of him hoping, praying. ... If +it hadn’t worked ... if it wasn’t coming ... He seemed +to be looking at everything around him through some +sort of shimmering, transparent barrier, like a heat +haze, which made the enclosure and the hundreds of +faces around him swim strangely. ... + +And then he heard it, speeding through the air behind +him; he turned and saw his Firebolt hurtling toward +him around the edge of the woods, soaring into the +enclosure, and stopping dead in midair beside him, +waiting for him to mount. The crowd was making +even more noise. ... Bagman was shouting something +Page | 390 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +... but Harry’s ears were not working properly +anymore ... listening wasn’t important. ... + +He swung his leg over the broom and kicked off from +the ground. And a second later, something +miraculous happened. ... + +As he soared upward, as the wind rushed through his +hair, as the crowd’s faces became mere flesh-colored +pinpricks below, and the Horntail shrank to the size +of a dog, he realized that he had left not only the +ground behind, but also his fear. . . . He was back +where he belonged. ... + +This was just another Quidditch match, that was all +... just another Quidditch match, and that Horntail +was just another ugly opposing team. ... + +He looked down at the clutch of eggs and spotted the +gold one, gleaming against its cement-colored fellows, +residing safely between the dragon’s front legs. +“Okay,” Harry told himself, “diversionary tactics ... +let’s go. ...” + +He dived. The Horntail’s head followed him; he knew +what it was going to do and pulled out of the dive just +in time; a jet of fire had been released exactly where +he would have been had he not swerved away . . . but +Harry didn’t care ... that was no more than dodging a +Bludger. ... + +“Great Scott, he can fly!” yelled Bagman as the crowd +shrieked and gasped. “Are you watching this, Mr. +Krum?” + +Harry soared higher in a circle; the Horntail was still +following his progress; its head revolving on its long +neck — if he kept this up, it would be nicely dizzy — + + + +Page | 391 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but better not push it too long, or it would be +breathing fire again — + +Harry plummeted just as the Horntail opened its +mouth, but this time he was less lucky — he missed +the flames, but the tail came whipping up to meet +him instead, and as he swerved to the left, one of the +long spikes grazed his shoulder, ripping his robes — + +He could feel it stinging, he could hear screaming and +groans from the crowd, but the cut didn’t seem to be +deep. ... Now he zoomed around the back of the +Horntail, and a possibility occurred to him. ... + +The Horntail didn’t seem to want to take off, she was +too protective of her eggs. Though she writhed and +twisted, furling and unfurling her wings and keeping +those fearsome yellow eyes on Harry, she was afraid +to move too far from them . . . but he had to persuade +her to do it, or he’d never get near them. ... The trick +was to do it carefully, gradually. . . . + +He began to fly, first this way, then the other, not +near enough to make her breathe fire to stave him off, +but still posing a sufficient threat to ensure she kept +her eyes on him. Her head swayed this way and that, +watching him out of those vertical pupils, her fangs +bared. ... + +He flew higher. The Horntail’s head rose with him, her +neck now stretched to its fullest extent, still swaying, +like a snake before its charmer. . . . + +Harry rose a few more feet, and she let out a roar of +exasperation. He was like a fly to her, a fly she was +longing to swat; her tail thrashed again, but he was +too high to reach now. ... She shot fire into the air, +which he dodged. ... Her jaws opened wide. ... + + + +Page | 392 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on,” Harry hissed, swerving tantalizingly above +her, “come on, come and get me ... up you get now ...” + +And then she reared, spreading her great, black, +leathery wings at last, as wide as those of a small +airplane — and Harry dived. Before the dragon knew +what he had done, or where he had disappeared to, +he was speeding toward the ground as fast as he +could go, toward the eggs now unprotected by her +clawed front legs — he had taken his hands off his +Firebolt — he had seized the golden egg — + +And with a huge spurt of speed, he was off, he was +soaring out over the stands, the heavy egg safely +under his uninjured arm, and it was as though +somebody had just turned the volume back up — for +the first time, he became properly aware of the noise +of the crowd, which was screaming and applauding as +loudly as the Irish supporters at the World Cup — + +“Look at that!” Bagman was yelling. “Will you look at +that! Our youngest champion is quickest to get his +egg! Well, this is going to shorten the odds on Mr. +Potter!” + +Harry saw the dragon keepers rushing forward to +subdue the Horntail, and, over at the entrance to the +enclosure, Professor McGonagall, Professor Moody, +and Hagrid hurrying to meet him, all of them waving +him toward them, their smiles evident even from this +distance. He flew back over the stands, the noise of +the crowd pounding his eardrums, and came in +smoothly to land, his heart lighter than it had been in +weeks. ... He had got through the first task, he had +survived. ... + +“That was excellent, Potter!” cried Professor +McGonagall as he got off the Firebolt — which from +her was extravagant praise. He noticed that her hand + +Page | 393 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +shook as she pointed at his shoulder. “You’ll need to +see Madam Pomfrey before the judges give out your +score. ... Over there, she’s had to mop up Diggory +already. ...” + +“Yeh did it, Harry!” said Hagrid hoarsely. “Yeh did it! +An’ agains’ the Horntail an’ all, an’ yeh know Charlie +said that was the wors’ — ” + +“Thanks, Hagrid,” said Harry loudly, so that Hagrid +wouldn’t blunder on and reveal that he had shown +Harry the dragons beforehand. + +Professor Moody looked very pleased too; his magical +eye was dancing in its socket. + +“Nice and easy does the trick, Potter,” he growled. + +“Right then, Potter, the first aid tent, please ...” said +Professor McGonagall. + +Harry walked out of the enclosure, still panting, and +saw Madam Pomfrey standing at the mouth of a +second tent, looking worried. + +“Dragons!” she said, in a disgusted tone, pulling +Harry inside. The tent was divided into cubicles; he +could make out Cedric’s shadow through the canvas, +but Cedric didn’t seem to be badly injured; he was +sitting up, at least. Madam Pomfrey examined Harry’s +shoulder, talking furiously all the while. “Last year +dementors, this year dragons, what are they going to +bring into this school next? You’re very lucky ... this +is quite shallow ... it’ll need cleaning before I heal it +up, though. ...” + +She cleaned the cut with a dab of some purple liquid +that smoked and stung, but then poked his shoulder +with her wand, and he felt it heal instantly. + +Page | 394 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, just sit quietly for a minute — sit! And then you +can go and get your score.” + +She bustled out of the tent and he heard her go next +door and say, “How does it feel now, Diggory?” + +Harry didn’t want to sit still: He was too full of +adrenaline. He got to his feet, wanting to see what +was going on outside, but before he’d reached the +mouth of the tent, two people had come darting inside +— Hermione, followed closely by Ron. + +“Harry, you were brilliant!” Hermione said squeakily. +There were fingernail marks on her face where she +had been clutching it in fear. “You were amazing! You +really were!” + +But Harry was looking at Ron, who was very white +and staring at Harry as though he were a ghost. + +“Harry,” he said, very seriously, “whoever put your +name in that goblet — I — I reckon they’re trying to +do you in!” + +It was as though the last few weeks had never +happened — as though Harry were meeting Ron for +the first time, right after he’d been made champion. + +“Caught on, have you?” said Harry coldly. “Took you +long enough.” + +Hermione stood nervously between them, looking +from one to the other. Ron opened his mouth +uncertainly. Harry knew Ron was about to apologize +and suddenly he found he didn’t need to hear it. + +“It’s okay,” he said, before Ron could get the words +out. “Forget it.” + + + +Page | 395 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Ron, “I shouldn’t’ve — ” + + + +“ Forget it,” Harry said. + +Ron grinned nervously at him, and Harry grinned +back. + +Hermione burst into tears. + +“There’s nothing to cry about!” Harry told her, +bewildered. + +“You two are so stupid).” she shouted, stamping her +foot on the ground, tears splashing down her front. +Then, before either of them could stop her, she had +given both of them a hug and dashed away, now +positively howling. + +“Barking mad,” said Ron, shaking his head. “Harry, +c’mon, they’ll be putting up your scores. ...” + +Picking up the golden egg and his Firebolt, feeling +more elated than he would have believed possible an +hour ago, Harry ducked out of the tent, Ron by his +side, talking fast. + +“You were the best, you know, no competition. Cedric +did this weird thing where he Transfigured a rock on +the ground . . . turned it into a dog ... he was trying to +make the dragon go for the dog instead of him. Well, +it was a pretty cool bit of Transfiguration, and it sort +of worked, because he did get the egg, but he got +burned as well — the dragon changed its mind +halfway through and decided it would rather have +him than the Labrador; he only just got away. And +that Fleur girl tried this sort of charm, I think she +was trying to put it into a trance — well, that kind of +worked too, it went all sleepy, but then it snored, and +this great jet of flame shot out, and her skirt caught +Page | 396 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +fire — she put it out with a bit of water out of her +wand. And Krum — you won’t believe this, but he +didn’t even think of flying! He was probably the best +after you, though. Hit it with some sort of spell right +in the eye. Only thing is, it went trampling around in +agony and squashed half the real eggs — they took +marks off for that, he wasn’t supposed to do any +damage to them.” + +Ron drew breath as he and Harry reached the edge of +the enclosure. Now that the Horntail had been taken +away, Harry could see where the five judges were +sitting — right at the other end, in raised seats +draped in gold. + +“It’s marks out of ten from each one,” Ron said, and +Harry, squinting up the field, saw the first judge — +Madame Maxime — raise her wand in the air. What +looked like a long silver ribbon shot out of it, which +twisted itself into a large figure eight. + +“Not bad!” said Ron as the crowd applauded. “I +suppose she took marks off for your shoulder. ...” + +Mr. Crouch came next. He shot a number nine into +the air. + +“Looking good!” Ron yelled, thumping Harry on the +back. + +Next, Dumbledore. He too put up a nine. The crowd +was cheering harder than ever. + +Ludo Bagman — ten. + +“Ten?” said Harry in disbelief. “But ... I got hurt. ... +What’s he playing at?” + +“Harry, don’t complain!” Ron yelled excitedly. + +Page | 397 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And now Karkaroff raised his wand. He paused for a +moment, and then a number shot out of his wand too +— four. + + + +“What?” Ron bellowed furiously. “Four? You lousy, +biased scumbag, you gave Krum ten!” + +But Harry didn’t care, he wouldn’t have cared if +Karkaroff had given him zero; Ron’s indignation on +his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him. +He didn’t tell Ron this, of course, but his heart felt +lighter than air as he turned to leave the enclosure. +And it wasn’t just Ron ... those weren’t only +Gryffindors cheering in the crowd. When it had come +to it, when they had seen what he was facing, most of +the school had been on his side as well as Cedric’s. ... +He didn’t care about the Slytherins, he could stand +whatever they threw at him now. + +“You’re tied in first place, Harry! You and Krum!” said +Charlie Weasley, hurrying to meet them as they set off +back toward the school. “Listen, I’ve got to run, I’ve +got to go and send Mum an owl, I swore I’d tell her +what happened — but that was unbelievable! Oh yeah +— and they told me to tell you you’ve got to hang +around for a few more minutes. ... Bagman wants a +word, back in the champions’ tent.” + +Ron said he would wait, so Harry reentered the tent, +which somehow looked quite different now: friendly +and welcoming. He thought back to how he’d felt +while dodging the Horntail, and compared it to the +long wait before he’d walked out to face it. ... There +was no comparison; the wait had been immeasurably +worse. + +Fleur, Cedric, and Krum all came in together. One +side of Cedric’s face was covered in a thick orange + + + +Page | 398 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +paste, which was presumably mending his burn. He +grinned at Harry when he saw him. + +“Good one, Harry.” + +“And you,” said Harry, grinning back. + +“Well done, all of you!” said Ludo Bagman, bouncing +into the tent and looking as pleased as though he +personally had just got past a dragon. “Now, just a +quick few words. You’ve got a nice long break before +the second task, which will take place at half past +nine on the morning of February the twenty-fourth — +but we’re giving you something to think about in the +meantime! If you look down at those golden eggs +you’re all holding, you will see that they open ... see +the hinges there? You need to solve the clue inside +the egg — because it will tell you what the second +task is, and enable you to prepare for it! All clear? +Sure? Well, off you go, then!” + +Harry left the tent, rejoined Ron, and they started to +walk back around the edge of the forest, talking hard; +Harry wanted to hear what the other champions had +done in more detail. Then, as they rounded the clump +of trees behind which Harry had first heard the +dragons roar, a witch leapt out from behind them. + +It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes +today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended +perfectly against them. + +“Congratulations, Harry!” she said, beaming at him. “I +wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you +felt facing that dragon? How you feel now, about the +fairness of the scoring?” + +“Yeah, you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. +“Good-bye.” + +Page | 399 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he set off back to the castle with Ron. + + + +Page | 400 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE HOUSE-ELF LIBERATION FRONT + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione went up to the Owlery that +evening to find Pigwidgeon, so that Harry could send +Sirius a letter telling him that he had managed to get +past his dragon unscathed. On the way, Harry filled +Ron in on everything Sirius had told him about +Karkaroff. Though shocked at first to hear that +Karkaroff had been a Death Eater, by the time they +entered the Owlery Ron was saying that they ought to +have suspected it all along. + +“Fits, doesn’t it?” he said. “Remember what Malfoy +said on the train, about his dad being friends with +Karkaroff? Now we know where they knew each other. +They were probably running around in masks +together at the World Cup. ... I’ll tell you one thing, +though, Harry, if it was Karkaroff who put your name +in the goblet, he’s going to be feeling really stupid +now, isn’t he? Didn’t work, did it? You only got a +scratch! Come here — I’ll do it — ” + +Pigwidgeon was so overexcited at the idea of a delivery +he was flying around and around Harry’s head, + +Page | 401 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + +hooting incessantly. Ron snatched Pigwidgeon out of +the air and held him still while Harry attached the +letter to his leg. + +“There’s no way any of the other tasks are going to be +that dangerous, how could they be?” Ron went on as +he carried Pigwidgeon to the window. “You know +what? I reckon you could win this tournament, Harry, +I’m serious.” + +Harry knew that Ron was only saying this to make up +for his behavior of the last few weeks, but he +appreciated it all the same. Hermione, however, +leaned against the Owlery wall, folded her arms, and +frowned at Ron. + +“Harry’s got a long way to go before he finishes this +tournament,” she said seriously. “If that was the first +task, I hate to think what’s coming next.” + +“Right little ray of sunshine, aren’t you?” said Ron. +“You and Professor Trelawney should get together +sometime.” + +He threw Pigwidgeon out of the window. Pigwidgeon +plummeted twelve feet before managing to pull +himself back up again; the letter attached to his leg +was much longer and heavier than usual — Harry +hadn’t been able to resist giving Sirius a blow-by-blow +account of exactly how he had swerved, circled, and +dodged the Horntail. They watched Pigwidgeon +disappear into the darkness, and then Ron said, + +“Well, we’d better get downstairs for your surprise +party, Harry — Fred and George should have nicked +enough food from the kitchens by now.” + +Sure enough, when they entered the Gryffindor +common room it exploded with cheers and yells again. +There were mountains of cakes and flagons of + +Page | 402 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pumpkin juice and butterbeer on every surface; Lee +Jordan had let off some Filibuster’s Fireworks, so that +the air was thick with stars and sparks; and Dean +Thomas, who was very good at drawing, had put up +some impressive new banners, most of which depicted +Harry zooming around the Horntail’s head on his +Firebolt, though a couple showed Cedric with his +head on fire. + +Harry helped himself to food; he had almost forgotten +what it was like to feel properly hungry, and sat down +with Ron and Hermione. He couldn’t believe how +happy he felt; he had Ron back on his side, he’d +gotten through the first task, and he wouldn’t have to +face the second one for three months. + +“Blimey, this is heavy,” said Lee Jordan, picking up +the golden egg, which Harry had left on a table, and +weighing it in his hands. “Open it, Harry, go on! Let’s +just see what’s inside it!” + +“He’s supposed to work out the clue on his own,” +Hermione said swiftly. “It’s in the tournament rules. + + + +“I was supposed to work out how to get past the +dragon on my own too,” Harry muttered, so only +Hermione could hear him, and she grinned rather +guiltily. + +“Yeah, go on, Harry, open it!” several people echoed. + +Lee passed Harry the egg, and Harry dug his +fingernails into the groove that ran all the way around +it and prised it open. + +It was hollow and completely empty — but the +moment Harry opened it, the most horrible noise, a +loud and screechy wailing, filled the room. The + +Page | 403 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nearest thing to it Harry had ever heard was the ghost +orchestra at Nearly Headless Nick’s deathday party, +who had all been playing the musical saw. + +“Shut it!” Fred bellowed, his hands over his ears. + +“What was that?” said Seamus Finnigan, staring at +the egg as Harry slammed it shut again. “Sounded +like a banshee. ... Maybe you’ve got to get past one of +those next, Harry!” + +“It was someone being tortured!” said Neville, who +had gone very white and spilled sausage rolls all over +the floor. “You’re going to have to fight the Cruciatus +Curse!” + +“Don’t be a prat, Neville, that’s illegal,” said George. +“They wouldn’t use the Cruciatus Curse on the +champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy +singing ... maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s +in the shower, Harry.” + +“Want a jam tart, Hermione?” said Fred. + +Hermione looked doubtfully at the plate he was +offering her. Fred grinned. + +“It’s all right,” he said. “I haven’t done anything to +them. It’s the custard creams you’ve got to watch — ” + +Neville, who had just bitten into a custard cream, +choked and spat it out. Fred laughed. + +“Just my little joke, Neville. ...” + +Hermione took a jam tart. Then she said, “Did you get +all this from the kitchens, Fred?” + + + +Page | 404 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yep,” said Fred, grinning at her. He put on a high- +pitched squeak and imitated a house-elf. “ ‘Anything +we can get you, sir, anything at all!’ They’re dead +helpful ... get me a roast ox if I said I was peckish.” + +“How do you get in there?” Hermione said in an +innocently casual sort of voice. + +“Easy,” said Fred, “concealed door behind a painting +of a bowl of fruit. Just tickle the pear, and it giggles +and — ” He stopped and looked suspiciously at her. +“Why?” + +“Nothing,” said Hermione quickly. + +“Going to try and lead the house-elves out on strike +now, are you?” said George. “Going to give up all the +leaflet stuff and try and stir them up into rebellion?” + +Several people chortled. Hermione didn’t answer. + +“Don’t you go upsetting them and telling them they’ve +got to take clothes and salaries!” said Fred warningly. +“You’ll put them off their cooking!” + +Just then, Neville caused a slight diversion by turning +into a large canary. + +“Oh — sorry, Neville!” Fred shouted over all the +laughter. “I forgot — it was the custard creams we +hexed — ” + +Within a minute, however, Neville had molted, and +once his feathers had fallen off, he reappeared looking +entirely normal. He even joined in laughing. + +“Canary Creams!” Fred shouted to the excitable +crowd. “George and I invented them — seven Sickles +each, a bargain!” + +Page | 405 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was nearly one in the morning when Harry finally +went up to the dormitory with Ron, Neville, Seamus, +and Dean. Before he pulled the curtains of his four- +poster shut, Harry set his tiny model of the +Hungarian Horntail on the table next to his bed, +where it yawned, curled up, and closed its eyes. + +Really, Harry thought, as he pulled the hangings on +his four-poster closed, Hagrid had a point . . . they +were all right, really, dragons. ... + +The start of December brought wind and sleet to +Hogwarts. Drafty though the castle always was in +winter, Harry was glad of its fires and thick walls +every time he passed the Durmstrang ship on the +lake, which was pitching in the high winds, its black +sails billowing against the dark skies. He thought the +Beauxbatons caravan was likely to be pretty chilly +too. Hagrid, he noticed, was keeping Madame +Maxime’s horses well provided with their preferred +drink of single-malt whiskey; the fumes wafting from +the trough in the corner of their paddock was enough +to make the entire Care of Magical Creatures class +light-headed. This was unhelpful, as they were still +tending the horrible skrewts and needed their wits +about them. + +“I’m not sure whether they hibernate or not,” Hagrid +told the shivering class in the windy pumpkin patch +next lesson. “Thought we’d jus’ try an’ see if they +fancied a kip ... we’ll jus’ settle ’em down in these +boxes. ...” + +There were now only ten skrewts left; apparently their +desire to kill one another had not been exercised out +of them. Each of them was now approaching six feet +in length. Their thick gray armor; their powerful, +scuttling legs; their fire-blasting ends; their stings +and their suckers, combined to make the skrewts the +most repulsive things Harry had ever seen. The class +Page | 406 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looked dispiritedly at the enormous boxes Hagrid had +brought out, all lined with pillows and fluffy blankets. + +“Well jus’ lead ’em in here,” Hagrid said, “an’ put the +lids on, and we’ll see what happens.” + +But the skrewts, it transpired, did not hibernate, and +did not appreciate being forced into pillow-lined boxes +and nailed in. Hagrid was soon yelling, “Don’ panic, +now, don’ panic!” while the skrewts rampaged around +the pumpkin patch, now strewn with the smoldering +wreckage of the boxes. Most of the class — Malfoy, +Crabbe, and Goyle in the lead — had fled into +Hagrid ’s cabin through the back door and barricaded +themselves in; Harry, Ron, and Hermione, however, +were among those who remained outside trying to +help Hagrid. Together they managed to restrain and +tie up nine of the skrewts, though at the cost of +numerous burns and cuts; finally, only one skrewt +was left. + +“Don’ frighten him, now!” Hagrid shouted as Ron and +Harry used their wands to shoot jets of fiery sparks at +the skrewt, which was advancing menacingly on +them, its sting arched, quivering, over its back. “Jus’ +try an’ slip the rope ’round his sting, so he won’ hurt +any o’ the others!” + +“Yeah, we wouldn’t want that!” Ron shouted angrily +as he and Harry backed into the wall of Hagrid ’s +cabin, still holding the skrewt off with their sparks. + +“Well, well, well ... this does look like fun.” + +Rita Skeeter was leaning on Hagrid ’s garden fence, +looking in at the mayhem. She was wearing a thick +magenta cloak with a furry purple collar today, and +her crocodile-skin handbag was over her arm. + + + +Page | 407 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid launched himself forward on top of the skrewt +that was cornering Harry and Ron and flattened it; a +blast of fire shot out of its end, withering the +pumpkin plants nearby. + +“Who ’re you?” Hagrid asked Rita Skeeter as he +slipped a loop of rope around the skrewt’s sting and +tightened it. + +“Rita Skeeter, Daily Prophet reporter,” Rita replied, +beaming at him. Her gold teeth glinted. + +“Thought Dumbledore said you weren’ allowed inside +the school anymore,” said Hagrid, frowning slightly as +he got off the slightly squashed skrewt and started +tugging it over to its fellows. + +Rita acted as though she hadn’t heard what Hagrid +had said. + +“What are these fascinating creatures called?” she +asked, beaming still more widely. + +“Blast-Ended Skrewts,” grunted Hagrid. + +“Really?” said Rita, apparently full of lively interest. +“I’ve never heard of them before ... where do they +come from?” + +Harry noticed a dull red flush rising up out of +Hagrid’s wild black beard, and his heart sank. Where +had Hagrid got the skrewts from? Hermione, who +seemed to be thinking along these lines, said quickly, +“They’re very interesting, aren’t they? Aren’t they, +Harry?” + +“What? Oh yeah ... ouch ... interesting,” said Harry as +she stepped on his foot. + + + +Page | 408 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah, you’re here, Harry!” said Rita Skeeter as she +looked around. “So you like Care of Magical +Creatures, do you? One of your favorite lessons?” + +“Yes,” said Harry stoutly. Hagrid beamed at him. + +“Lovely,” said Rita. “Really lovely. Been teaching +long?” she added to Hagrid. + +Harry noticed her eyes travel over Dean (who had a +nasty cut across one cheek), Lavender (whose robes +were badly singed), Seamus (who was nursing several +burnt fingers), and then to the cabin windows, where +most of the class stood, their noses pressed against +the glass waiting to see if the coast was clear. + +“This is o’ny me second year,” said Hagrid. + +“Lovely... I don’t suppose you’d like to give an +interview, would you? Share some of your experience +of magical creatures? The Prophet does a zoological +column every Wednesday, as I’m sure you know. We +could feature these — er — Bang-Ended Scoots.” + +“Blast-Ended Skrewts,” Hagrid said eagerly. “Er — +yeah, why not?” + +Harry had a very bad feeling about this, but there was +no way of communicating it to Hagrid without Rita +Skeeter seeing, so he had to stand and watch in +silence as Hagrid and Rita Skeeter made +arrangements to meet in the Three Broomsticks for a +good long interview later that week. Then the bell +rang up at the castle, signaling the end of the lesson. + +“Well, good-bye, Harry!” Rita Skeeter called merrily to +him as he set off with Ron and Hermione. “Until +Friday night, then, Hagrid!” + + + +Page | 409 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Shell twist everything he says,” Harry said under his +breath. + +“Just as long as he didn’t import those skrewts +illegally or anything,” said Hermione desperately. + +They looked at one another — it was exactly the sort +of thing Hagrid might do. + +“Hagrid’s been in loads of trouble before, and +Dumbledore’s never sacked him,” said Ron +consolingly. “Worst that can happen is Hagrid’ll have +to get rid of the skrewts. Sorry ... did I say worst? I +meant best.” + +Harry and Hermione laughed, and, feeling slightly +more cheerful, went off to lunch. + +Harry thoroughly enjoyed double Divination that +afternoon; they were still doing star charts and +predictions, but now that he and Ron were friends +once more, the whole thing seemed very funny again. +Professor Trelawney, who had been so pleased with +the pair of them when they had been predicting their +own horrific deaths, quickly became irritated as they +sniggered through her explanation of the various +ways in which Pluto could disrupt everyday life. + +“I would think,” she said, in a mystical whisper that +did not conceal her obvious annoyance, “that some of +us” — she stared very meaningfully at Harry — + +“might be a little less frivolous had they seen what I +have seen during my crystal gazing last night. As I sat +here, absorbed in my needlework, the urge to consult +the orb overpowered me. I arose, I settled myself +before it, and I gazed into its crystalline depths . . . and +what do you think I saw gazing back at me?” + +“An ugly old bat in outsize specs?” Ron muttered +under his breath. + +Page | 410 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry fought hard to keep his face straight. + +“Death, my dears.” + +Parvati and Lavender both put their hands over their +mouths, looking horrified. + +“Yes,” said Professor Trelawney, nodding impressively, +“it comes, ever closer, it circles overhead like a +vulture, ever lower ... ever lower over the castle. ...” + +She stared pointedly at Harry, who yawned very +widely and obviously. + +“It’d be a bit more impressive if she hadn’t done it +about eighty times before,” Harry said as they finally +regained the fresh air of the staircase beneath +Professor Trelawney’s room. “But if I’d dropped dead +every time she’s told me I’m going to, I’d be a medical +miracle.” + +“You’d be a sort of extra-concentrated ghost,” said +Ron, chortling, as they passed the Bloody Baron going +in the opposite direction, his wide eyes staring +sinisterly. “At least we didn’t get homework. I hope +Hermione got loads off Professor Vector, I love not +working when she is. ...” + +But Hermione wasn’t at dinner, nor was she in the +library when they went to look for her afterward. The +only person in there was Viktor Krum. Ron hovered +behind the bookshelves for a while, watching Krum, +debating in whispers with Harry whether he should +ask for an autograph — but then Ron realized that six +or seven girls were lurking in the next row of books, +debating exactly the same thing, and he lost his +enthusiasm for the idea. + + + +Page | 411 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wonder where she’s got to?” Ron said as he and +Harry went back to Gryffindor Tower. + + + +“Dunno ... balderdash.” + +But the Fat Lady had barely begun to swing forward +when the sound of racing feet behind them +announced Hermione’s arrival. + +“Harry!” she panted, skidding to a halt beside him +(the Fat Lady stared down at her, eyebrows raised). +“Harry, you’ve got to come — you’ve got to come, the +most amazing thing’s happened — please — ” + +She seized Harry’s arm and started to try to drag him +back along the corridor. + +“What’s the matter?” Harry said. + +“I’ll show you when we get there — oh come on, quick + + + +Harry looked around at Ron; he looked back at Harry, +intrigued. + +“Okay,” Harry said, starting off back down the +corridor with Hermione, Ron hurrying to keep up. + +“Oh don’t mind me!” the Fat Lady called irritably after +them. “Don’t apologize for bothering me! I’ll just hang +here, wide open, until you get back, shall I?” + +“Yeah, thanks!” Ron shouted over his shoulder. + +“Hermione, where are we going?” Harry asked, after +she had led them down through six floors, and +started down the marble staircase into the entrance +hall. + + + +Page | 412 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ll see, you’ll see in a minute!” said Hermione +excitedly. + +She turned left at the bottom of the staircase and +hurried toward the door through which Cedric +Diggory had gone the night after the Goblet of Fire +had regurgitated his and Harry’s names. Harry had +never been through here before. He and Ron followed +Hermione down a flight of stone steps, but instead of +ending up in a gloomy underground passage like the +one that led to Snape’s dungeon, they found +themselves in a broad stone corridor, brightly lit with +torches, and decorated with cheerful paintings that +were mainly of food. + +“Oh hang on ...” said Harry slowly, halfway down the +corridor. “Wait a minute, Hermione. ...” + +“What?” She turned around to look at him, +anticipation all over her face. + +“I know what this is about,” said Harry. + +He nudged Ron and pointed to the painting just +behind Hermione. It showed a gigantic silver fruit +bowl. + +“Hermione!” said Ron, cottoning on. “You’re trying to +rope us into that spew stuff again!” + +“No, no, I’m not!” she said hastily. “And it’s not spew, +Ron — ” + +“Changed the name, have you?” said Ron, frowning at +her. “What are we now, then, the House-Elf Liberation +Front? I’m not barging into that kitchen and trying to +make them stop work, I’m not doing it — ” + + + +Page | 413 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm not asking you to!” Hermione said impatiently. “I +came down here just now, to talk to them all, and I +found — oh come on, Harry, I want to show you!” + +She seized his arm again, pulled him in front of the +picture of the giant fruit bowl, stretched out her +forefinger, and tickled the huge green pear. It began +to squirm, chuckling, and suddenly turned into a +large green door handle. Hermione seized it, pulled +the door open, and pushed Harry hard in the back, +forcing him inside. + +He had one brief glimpse of an enormous, high- +ceilinged room, large as the Great Hall above it, with +mounds of glittering brass pots and pans heaped +around the stone walls, and a great brick fireplace at +the other end, when something small hurtled toward +him from the middle of the room, squealing, “Harry +Potter, sir! Harry Potteri” + +Next second all the wind had been knocked out of +him as the squealing elf hit him hard in the midriff, +hugging him so tightly he thought his ribs would +break. + +“D-Dobby?” Harry gasped. + +“It is Dobby, sir, it is!” squealed the voice from +somewhere around his navel. “Dobby has been +hoping and hoping to see Harry Potter, sir, and Harry +Potter has come to see him, sir!” + +Dobby let go and stepped back a few paces, beaming +up at Harry, his enormous, green, tennis-ball-shaped +eyes brimming with tears of happiness. He looked +almost exactly as Harry remembered him; the pencil- +shaped nose, the batlike ears, the long fingers and +feet — all except the clothes, which were very +different. + +Page | 414 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +When Dobby had worked for the Malfoys, he had +always worn the same filthy old pillowcase. Now, +however, he was wearing the strangest assortment of +garments Harry had ever seen; he had done an even +worse job of dressing himself than the wizards at the +World Cup. He was wearing a tea cozy for a hat, on +which he had pinned a number of bright badges; a tie +patterned with horseshoes over a bare chest, a pair of +what looked like children’s soccer shorts, and odd +socks. One of these, Harry saw, was the black one +Harry had removed from his own foot and tricked Mr. +Malfoy into giving Dobby, thereby setting Dobby free. +The other was covered in pink and orange stripes. + +“Dobby, what’re you doing here?” Harry said in +amazement. + +“Dobby has come to work at Hogwarts, sir!” Dobby +squealed excitedly. “Professor Dumbledore gave +Dobby and Winky jobs, sir!” + +“Winky?” said Harry. “She’s here too?” + +“Yes, sir, yes!” said Dobby, and he seized Harry’s +hand and pulled him off into the kitchen between the +four long wooden tables that stood there. Each of +these tables, Harry noticed as he passed them, was +positioned exactly beneath the four House tables +above, in the Great Hall. At the moment, they were +clear of food, dinner having finished, but he supposed +that an hour ago they had been laden with dishes +that were then sent up through the ceiling to their +counterparts above. + +At least a hundred little elves were standing around +the kitchen, beaming, bowing, and curtsying as +Dobby led Harry past them. They were all wearing the +same uniform: a tea towel stamped with the Hogwarts +crest, and tied, as Winky’s had been, like a toga. + +Page | 415 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dobby stopped in front of the brick fireplace and +pointed. + +“Winky, sir!” he said. + +Winky was sitting on a stool by the fire. Unlike +Dobby, she had obviously not foraged for clothes. She +was wearing a neat little skirt and blouse with a +matching blue hat, which had holes in it for her large +ears. However, while every one of Dobby ’s strange +collection of garments was so clean and well cared for +that it looked brand-new, Winky was plainly not +taking care of her clothes at all. There were soup +stains all down her blouse and a burn in her skirt. + +“Hello, Winky,” said Harry. + +Winky’s lip quivered. Then she burst into tears, which +spilled out of her great brown eyes and splashed +down her front, just as they had done at the +Quidditch World Cup. + +“Oh dear,” said Hermione. She and Ron had followed +Harry and Dobby to the end of the kitchen. “Winky, +don’t cry, please don’t ...” + +But Winky cried harder than ever. Dobby, on the +other hand, beamed up at Harry. + +“Would Harry Potter like a cup of tea?” he squeaked +loudly, over Winky’s sobs. + +“Er — yeah, okay,” said Harry. + +Instantly, about six house-elves came trotting up +behind him, bearing a large silver tray laden with a +teapot, cups for Harry, Ron, and Hermione, a milk +jug, and a large plate of biscuits. + + + +Page | 416 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good service!” Ron said, in an impressed voice. +Hermione frowned at him, but the elves all looked +delighted; they bowed very low and retreated. + +“How long have you been here, Dobby?” Harry asked +as Dobby handed around the tea. + +“Only a week, Harry Potter, sir!” said Dobby happily. +“Dobby came to see Professor Dumbledore, sir. You +see, sir, it is very difficult for a house-elf who has +been dismissed to get a new position, sir, very difficult +indeed — ” + +At this, Winky howled even harder, her squashed- +tomato of a nose dribbling all down her front, though +she made no effort to stem the flow. + +“Dobby has traveled the country for two whole years, +sir, trying to find work!” Dobby squeaked. “But Dobby +hasn’t found work, sir, because Dobby wants paying +now!” + +The house-elves all around the kitchen, who had been +listening and watching with interest, all looked away +at these words, as though Dobby had said something +rude and embarrassing. Hermione, however, said, +“Good for you, Dobby!” + +“Thank you, miss!” said Dobby, grinning toothily at +her. “But most wizards doesn’t want a house-elf who +wants paying, miss. That’s not the point of a house- +elf,’ they says, and they slammed the door in Dobby ’s +face! Dobby likes work, but he wants to wear clothes +and he wants to be paid, Harry Potter. . . . Dobby likes +being free!” + +The Hogwarts house-elves had now started edging +away from Dobby, as though he were carrying +something contagious. Winky, however, remained + +Page | 417 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +where she was, though there was a definite increase +in the volume of her crying. + +“And then, Harry Potter, Dobby goes to visit Winky, +and finds out Winky has been freed too, sir!” said +Dobby delightedly. + +At this, Winky flung herself forward off her stool and +lay facedown on the flagged stone floor, beating her +tiny fists upon it and positively screaming with +misery. Hermione hastily dropped down to her knees +beside her and tried to comfort her, but nothing she +said made the slightest difference. Dobby continued +with his story, shouting shrilly over Winky’s +screeches. + +“And then Dobby had the idea, Harry Potter, sir! Why +doesn’t Dobby and Winky find work together?’ Dobby +says. Where is there enough work for two house- +elves?’ says Winky. And Dobby thinks, and it comes +to him, sir! Hogwarts\ So Dobby and Winky came to +see Professor Dumbledore, sir, and Professor +Dumbledore took us on!” + +Dobby beamed very brightly, and happy tears welled +in his eyes again. + +“And Professor Dumbledore says he will pay Dobby, +sir, if Dobby wants paying! And so Dobby is a free elf, +sir, and Dobby gets a Galleon a week and one day off +a month!” + +“That’s not very much!” Hermione shouted +indignantly from the floor, over Winky’s continued +screaming and fist-beating. + +“Professor Dumbledore offered Dobby ten Galleons a +week, and weekends off,” said Dobby, suddenly giving +a little shiver, as though the prospect of so much + +Page | 418 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +leisure and riches were frightening, “but Dobby beat +him down, miss. ... Dobby likes freedom, miss, but he +isn’t wanting too much, miss, he likes work better.” + +“And how much is Professor Dumbledore paying you, +Winky?” Hermione asked kindly. + +If she had thought this would cheer up Winky, she +was wildly mistaken. Winky did stop crying, but when +she sat up she was glaring at Hermione through her +massive brown eyes, her whole face sopping wet and +suddenly furious. + +“Winky is a disgraced elf, but Winky is not yet getting +paid!” she squeaked. “Winky is not sunk so low as +that! Winky is properly ashamed of being freed!” + +“Ashamed?” said Hermione blankly. “But — Winky, +come on! It’s Mr. Crouch who should be ashamed, not +you! You didn’t do anything wrong, he was really +horrible to you — ” + +But at these words, Winky clapped her hands over +the holes in her hat, flattening her ears so that she +couldn’t hear a word, and screeched, “You is not +insulting my master, miss! You is not insulting Mr. +Crouch! Mr. Crouch is a good wizard, miss! Mr. +Crouch is right to sack bad Winky!” + +“Winky is having trouble adjusting, Harry Potter,” +squeaked Dobby confidentially. “Winky forgets she is +not bound to Mr. Crouch anymore; she is allowed to +speak her mind now, but she won’t do it.” + +“Can’t house-elves speak their minds about their +masters, then?” Harry asked. + +“Oh no, sir, no,” said Dobby, looking suddenly +serious. “ Tis part of the house-elf’s enslavement, sir. + +Page | 419 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +We keeps their secrets and our silence, sir. We +upholds the family’s honor, and we never speaks ill of +them — though Professor Dumbledore told Dobby he +does not insist upon this. Professor Dumbledore said +we is free to — to — ” + +Dobby looked suddenly nervous and beckoned Harry +closer. Harry bent forward. Dobby whispered, “He +said we is free to call him a — a barmy old codger if +we likes, sir!” + +Dobby gave a frightened sort of giggle. + +“But Dobby is not wanting to, Harry Potter,” he said, +talking normally again, and shaking his head so that +his ears flapped. “Dobby likes Professor Dumbledore +very much, sir, and is proud to keep his secrets and +our silence for him.” + +“But you can say what you like about the Malfoys +now?” Harry asked him, grinning. + +A slightly fearful look came into Dobby’s immense +eyes. + +“Dobby — Dobby could,” he said doubtfully. He +squared his small shoulders. “Dobby could tell Harry +Potter that his old masters were — were — bad Dark +wizards'.” + +Dobby stood for a moment, quivering all over, horror- +struck by his own daring — then he rushed over to +the nearest table and began banging his head on it +very hard, squealing, “ Bad Dobby ! Bad Dobby\” + +Harry seized Dobby by the back of his tie and pulled +him away from the table. + + + +Page | 420 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thank you, Harry Potter, thank you,” said Dobby +breathlessly, rubbing his head. + +“You just need a bit of practice,” Harry said. + +“Practice!” squealed Winky furiously. “You is ought to +be ashamed of yourself, Dobby, talking that way +about your masters!” + +“They isn’t my masters anymore, Winky!” said Dobby +defiantly. “Dobby doesn’t care what they think +anymore!” + +“Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!” moaned Winky, tears +leaking down her face once more. “My poor Mr. +Crouch, what is he doing without Winky? He is +needing me, he is needing my help! I is looking after +the Crouches all my life, and my mother is doing it +before me, and my grandmother is doing it before her +...oh what is they saying if they knew Winky was +freed? Oh the shame, the shame!” She buried her face +in her skirt again and bawled. + +“Winky,” said Hermione firmly, “I’m quite sure Mr. +Crouch is getting along perfectly well without you. +We’ve seen him, you know — ” + +“You is seeing my master?” said Winky breathlessly, +raising her tearstained face out of her skirt once more +and goggling at Hermione. “You is seeing him here at +Hogwarts?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione, “he and Mr. Bagman are judges +in the Tri-wizard Tournament.” + +“Mr. Bagman comes too?” squeaked Winky, and to +Harry’s great surprise (and Ron’s and Hermione’s too, +by the looks on their faces), she looked angry again. + + + +Page | 421 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mr. Bagman is a bad wizard! A very bad wizard! My +master isn’t liking him, oh no, not at all!” + +“Bagman — bad?” said Harry. + +“Oh yes,” Winky said, nodding her head furiously. + +“My master is telling Winky some things! But Winky +is not saying ... Winky — Winky keeps her master’s +secrets. ...” + +She dissolved yet again in tears; they could hear her +sobbing into her skirt, “Poor master, poor master, no +Winky to help him no more!” + +They couldn’t get another sensible word out of Winky. +They left her to her crying and finished their tea, +while Dobby chatted happily about his life as a free elf +and his plans for his wages. + +“Dobby is going to buy a sweater next, Harry Potter!” +he said happily, pointing at his bare chest. + +“Tell you what, Dobby,” said Ron, who seemed to have +taken a great liking to the elf, “I’ll give you the one my +mum knits me this Christmas, I always get one from +her. You don’t mind maroon, do you?” + +Dobby was delighted. + +“We might have to shrink it a bit to fit you,” Ron told +him, “but it’ll go well with your tea cozy.” + +As they prepared to take their leave, many of the +surrounding elves pressed in upon them, offering +snacks to take back upstairs. Hermione refused, with +a pained look at the way the elves kept bowing and +curtsying, but Harry and Ron loaded their pockets +with cream cakes and pies. + + + +Page | 422 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thanks a lot!” Harry said to the elves, who had all +clustered around the door to say good night. “See +you, Dobby!” + +“Harry Potter . . . can Dobby come and see you +sometimes, sir?” Dobby asked tentatively. + +“ ’Course you can,” said Harry, and Dobby beamed. + +“You know what?” said Ron, once he, Hermione, and +Harry had left the kitchens behind and were climbing +the steps into the entrance hall again. “All these years +I’ve been really impressed with Fred and George, +nicking food from the kitchens — well, it’s not exactly +difficult, is it? They can’t wait to give it away!” + +“I think this is the best thing that could have +happened to those elves, you know,” said Hermione, +leading the way back up the marble staircase. “Dobby +coming to work here, I mean. The other elves will see +how happy he is, being free, and slowly it’ll dawn on +them that they want that too!” + +“Let’s hope they don’t look too closely at Winky,” said +Harry. + +“Oh shell cheer up,” said Hermione, though she +sounded a bit doubtful. “Once the shock’s worn off, +and she’s got used to Hogwarts, she’ll see how much +better off she is without that Crouch man.” + +“She seems to love him,” said Ron thickly (he had just +started on a cream cake) . + +“Doesn’t think much of Bagman, though, does she?” +said Harry. “Wonder what Crouch says at home about +him?” + + + +Page | 423 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Probably says he’s not a very good Head of +Department,” said Hermione, “and let’s face it ... he’s +got a point, hasn’t he?” + +“I’d still rather work for him than old Crouch,” said +Ron. “At least Bagman’s got a sense of humor.” + +“Don’t let Percy hear you saying that,” Hermione said, +smiling slightly. + +“Yeah, well, Percy wouldn’t want to work for anyone +with a sense of humor, would he?” said Ron, now +starting on a chocolate eclair. “Percy wouldn’t +recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him +wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.” + + + +Page | 424 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE UNEXPECTED TASK + +“Potter! Weasley! Will you pay attention?” + +Professor McGonagall’s irritated voice cracked like a +whip through the Transfiguration class on Thursday, +and Harry and Ron both jumped and looked up. + +It was the end of the lesson; they had finished their +work; the guinea fowl they had been changing into +guinea pigs had been shut away in a large cage on +Professor McGonagall’s desk (Neville’s still had +feathers); they had copied down their homework from +the blackboard (“Describe, with examples, the ways in +which Transforming Spells must be adapted when +performing Cross-Species Switches”). The bell was due +to ring at any moment, and Harry and Ron, who had +been having a sword fight with a couple of Fred and +George’s fake wands at the back of the class, looked +up, Ron holding a tin parrot and Harry, a rubber +haddock. + +“Now that Potter and Weasley have been kind enough +to act their age,” said Professor McGonagall, with an + +Page | 425 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +angry look at the pair of them as the head of Harry’s +haddock drooped and fell silently to the floor — Ron’s +parrot’s beak had severed it moments before — “I +have something to say to you all. + +“The Yule Ball is approaching — a traditional part of +the Tri-wizard Tournament and an opportunity for us +to socialize with our foreign guests. Now, the ball will +be open only to fourth years and above — although +you may invite a younger student if you wish — ” + +Lavender Brown let out a shrill giggle. Parvati Patil +nudged her hard in the ribs, her face working +furiously as she too fought not to giggle. They both +looked around at Harry. Professor McGonagall +ignored them, which Harry thought was distinctly +unfair, as she had just told off him and Ron. + +“Dress robes will be worn,” Professor McGonagall +continued, “and the ball will start at eight o’clock on +Christmas Day, finishing at midnight in the Great +Hall. Now then — ” + +Professor McGonagall stared deliberately around the +class. + +“The Yule Ball is of course a chance for us all to — er +— let our hair down,” she said, in a disapproving +voice. + +Lavender giggled harder than ever, with her hand +pressed hard against her mouth to stifle the sound. +Harry could see what was funny this time: Professor +McGonagall, with her hair in a tight bun, looked as +though she had never let her hair down in any sense. + +“But that does NOT mean,” Professor McGonagall +went on, “that we will be relaxing the standards of +behavior we expect from Hogwarts students. I will be + +Page | 426 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +most seriously displeased if a Gryffindor student +embarrasses the school in any way.” + +The bell rang, and there was the usual scuffle of +activity as everyone packed their bags and swung +them onto their shoulders. + +Professor McGonagall called above the noise, “Potter +— a word, if you please.” + +Assuming this had something to do with his headless +rubber haddock, Harry proceeded gloomily to the +teacher’s desk. Professor McGonagall waited until the +rest of the class had gone, and then said, “Potter, the +champions and their partners — ” + +“What partners?” said Harry. + +Professor McGonagall looked suspiciously at him, as +though she thought he was trying to be funny. + +“Your partners for the Yule Ball, Potter,” she said +coldly. “Your dance partners.” + +Harry’s insides seemed to curl up and shrivel. + +“Dance partners?” He felt himself going red. “I don’t +dance,” he said quickly. + +“Oh yes, you do,” said Professor McGonagall irritably. +“That’s what I’m telling you. Traditionally, the +champions and their partners open the ball.” + +Harry had a sudden mental image of himself in a top +hat and tails, accompanied by a girl in the sort of +frilly dress Aunt Petunia always wore to Uncle +Vernon’s work parties. + +“I’m not dancing,” he said. + +Page | 427 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It is traditional,” said Professor McGonagall firmly. +“You are a Hogwarts champion, and you will do what +is expected of you as a representative of the school. + +So make sure you get yourself a partner, Potter.” + +“But — I don’t — ” + +“You heard me, Potter,” said Professor McGonagall in +a very final sort of way. + +A week ago, Harry would have said finding a partner +for a dance would be a cinch compared to taking on a +Hungarian Horntail. But now that he had done the +latter, and was facing the prospect of asking a girl to +the ball, he thought he’d rather have another round +with the dragon. + +Harry had never known so many people to put their +names down to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas; he +always did, of course, because the alternative was +usually going back to Privet Drive, but he had always +been very much in the minority before now. This year, +however, everyone in the fourth year and above +seemed to be staying, and they all seemed to Harry to +be obsessed with the coming ball — or at least all the +girls were, and it was amazing how many girls +Hogwarts suddenly seemed to hold; he had never +quite noticed that before. Girls giggling and +whispering in the corridors, girls shrieking with +laughter as boys passed them, girls excitedly +comparing notes on what they were going to wear on +Christmas night. ... + +“Why do they have to move in packs?” Harry asked +Ron as a dozen or so girls walked past them, +sniggering and staring at Harry. “How’re you +supposed to get one on their own to ask them?” + + + +Page | 428 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lasso one?” Ron suggested. “Got any idea who you’re +going to try?” + +Harry didn’t answer. He knew perfectly well whom +he’d like to ask, but working up the nerve was +something else. ... Cho was a year older than he was; +she was very pretty; she was a very good Quidditch +player, and she was also very popular. + +Ron seemed to know what was going on inside +Harry’s head. + +“Listen, you’re not going to have any trouble. You’re a +champion. You’ve just beaten a Hungarian Horntail. I +bet they 11 be queuing up to go with you.” + +In tribute to their recently repaired friendship, Ron +had kept the bitterness in his voice to a bare +minimum. Moreover, to Harry’s amazement, he +turned out to be quite right. + +A curly-haired third-year Hufflepuff girl to whom +Harry had never spoken in his life asked him to go to +the ball with her the very next day. Harry was so +taken aback he said no before he’d even stopped to +consider the matter. The girl walked off looking rather +hurt, and Harry had to endure Dean’s, Seamus’s, and +Ron’s taunts about her all through History of Magic. +The following day, two more girls asked him, a second +year and (to his horror) a fifth year who looked as +though she might knock him out if he refused. + +“She was quite good-looking,” said Ron fairly, after +he’d stopped laughing. + +“She was a foot taller than me,” said Harry, still +unnerved. “Imagine what I’d look like trying to dance +with her.” + + + +Page | 429 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione’s words about Krum kept coming back to +him. “They only like him because he’s famous!” Harry +doubted very much if any of the girls who had asked +to be his partner so far would have wanted to go to +the ball with him if he hadn’t been a school +champion. Then he wondered if this would bother +him if Cho asked him. + +On the whole, Harry had to admit that even with the +embarrassing prospect of opening the ball before him, +life had definitely improved since he had got through +the first task. He wasn’t attracting nearly as much +unpleasantness in the corridors anymore, which he +suspected had a lot to do with Cedric — he had an +idea Cedric might have told the Hufflepuffs to leave +Harry alone, in gratitude for Harry���s tip-off about the +dragons. There seemed to be fewer Support Cedric +Diggoryl badges around too. Draco Malfoy, of course, +was still quoting Rita Skeeter’s article to him at every +possible opportunity, but he was getting fewer and +fewer laughs out of it — and just to heighten Harry’s +feeling of well-being, no story about Hagrid had +appeared in the Daily Prophet + +“She didn’ seem very int’rested in magical creatures, +ter tell yeh the truth,” Hagrid said, when Harry, Ron, +and Hermione asked him how his interview with Rita +Skeeter had gone during the last Care of Magical +Creatures lesson of the term. To their very great relief, +Hagrid had given up on direct contact with the +skrewts now, and they were merely sheltering behind +his cabin today, sitting at a trestle table and +preparing a fresh selection of food with which to +tempt the skrewts. + +“She jus’ wanted me ter talk about you, Harry,” + +Hagrid continued in a low voice. “Well, I told her we’d +been friends since I went ter fetch yeh from the +Dursleys. ‘Never had to tell him off in four years?’ she + +Page | 430 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +said. ‘Never played you up in lessons, has he?’ I told +her no, an’ she didn’ seem happy at all. Yeh’d think +she wanted me to say yeh were horrible, Harry.” + +“ ’Course she did,” said Harry, throwing lumps of +dragon liver into a large metal bowl and picking up +his knife to cut some more. “She can’t keep writing +about what a tragic little hero I am, it’ll get boring.” + +“She wants a new angle, Hagrid,” said Ron wisely as +he shelled salamander eggs. “You were supposed to +say Harry’s a mad delinquent!” + +“But he’s not!” said Hagrid, looking genuinely +shocked. + +“She should’ve interviewed Snape,” said Harry grimly. +“He’d give her the goods on me any day. ‘Potter has +been crossing lines ever since he first arrived at this +school. . . . ’ ” + +“Said that, did he?” said Hagrid, while Ron and +Hermione laughed. “Well, yeh might’ve bent a few +rules, Harry, bu’ yeh’re all righ’ really, aren’ you?” + +“Cheers, Hagrid,” said Harry, grinning. + +“You coming to this ball thing on Christmas Day, +Hagrid?” said Ron. + +“Though’ I might look in on it, yeah,” said Hagrid +gruffly. “Should be a good do, I reckon. You’ll be +openin’ the dancin’, won’ yeh, Harry? Who ’re you +takin’?” + +“No one, yet,” said Harry, feeling himself going red +again. Hagrid didn’t pursue the subject. + + + +Page | 431 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The last week of term became increasingly boisterous +as it progressed. Rumors about the Yule Ball were +flying everywhere, though Harry didn’t believe half of +them — for instance, that Dumbledore had bought +eight hundred barrels of mulled mead from Madam +Rosmerta. It seemed to be fact, however, that he had +booked the Weird Sisters. Exactly who or what the +Weird Sisters were Harry didn’t know, never having +had access to a wizard’s wireless, but he deduced +from the wild excitement of those who had grown up +listening to the WWN (Wizarding Wireless Network) +that they were a very famous musical group. + +Some of the teachers, like little Professor Flitwick, +gave up trying to teach them much when their minds +were so clearly elsewhere; he allowed them to play +games in his lesson on Wednesday, and spent most of +it talking to Harry about the perfect Summoning +Charm Harry had used during the first task of the +Triwizard Tournament. Other teachers were not so +generous. Nothing would ever deflect Professor Binns, +for example, from plowing on through his notes on +goblin rebellions — as Binns hadn’t let his own death +stand in the way of continuing to teach, they +supposed a small thing like Christmas wasn’t going to +put him off. It was amazing how he could make even +bloody and vicious goblin riots sound as boring as +Percy’s cauldron-bottom report. Professors +McGonagall and Moody kept them working until the +very last second of their classes too, and Snape, of +course, would no sooner let them play games in class +than adopt Harry. Staring nastily around at them all, +he informed them that he would be testing them on +poison antidotes during the last lesson of the term. + +“Evil, he is,” Ron said bitterly that night in the +Gryffindor common room. “Springing a test on us on +the last day. Ruining the last bit of term with a whole +load of studying.” + +Page | 432 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mmm ... you’re not exactly straining yourself, +though, are you?” said Hermione, looking at him over +the top of her Potions notes. Ron was busy building a +card castle out of his Exploding Snap pack — a much +more interesting pastime than with Muggle cards, +because of the chance that the whole thing would +blow up at any second. + +“It’s Christmas, Hermione,” said Harry lazily; he was +rereading Flying with the Cannons for the tenth time +in an armchair near the fire. + +Hermione looked severely over at him too. “I’d have +thought you’d be doing something constructive, + +Harry, even if you don’t want to learn your antidotes!” + +“Like what?” Harry said as he watched Joey Jenkins +of the Cannons belt a Bludger toward a Ballycastle +Bats Chaser. + +“That egg!” Hermione hissed. + +“Come on, Hermione, I’ve got till February the twenty- +fourth,” Harry said. + +He had put the golden egg upstairs in his trunk and +hadn’t opened it since the celebration party after the +first task. There were still two and a half months to go +until he needed to know what all the screechy wailing +meant, after all. + +“But it might take weeks to work it out!” said +Hermione. “You’re going to look a real idiot if everyone +else knows what the next task is and you don’t!” + +“Leave him alone, Hermione, he’s earned a bit of a +break,” said Ron, and he placed the last two cards on +top of the castle and the whole lot blew up, singeing +his eyebrows. + +Page | 433 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nice look, Ron ... go well with your dress robes, that +will.” + + + +It was Fred and George. They sat down at the table +with Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Ron felt how much +damage had been done. + +“Ron, can we borrow Pigwidgeon?” George asked. + +“No, he’s off delivering a letter,” said Ron. “Why?” + +“Because George wants to invite him to the ball,” said +Fred sarcastically. + +“Because we want to send a letter, you stupid great +prat,” said George. + +“Who d’you two keep writing to, eh?” said Ron. + +“Nose out, Ron, or I’ll burn that for you too,” said +Fred, waving his wand threateningly. “So ... you lot +got dates for the ball yet?” + +“Nope,” said Ron. + +“Well, you’d better hurry up, mate, or all the good +ones will be gone,” said Fred. + +“Who’re you going with, then?” said Ron. + +“Angelina,” said Fred promptly, without a trace of +embarrassment. + +“What?” said Ron, taken aback. “You’ve already asked +her?” + +“Good point,” said Fred. He turned his head and +called across the common room, “Oi! Angelina!” + +Page | 434 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet +near the fire, looked over at him. + + + +“What?” she called back. + +“Want to come to the ball with me?” + +Angelina gave Fred an appraising sort of look. + +“All right, then,” she said, and she turned back to +Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on +her face. + +“There you go,” said Fred to Harry and Ron, “piece of +cake.” + +He got to his feet, yawning, and said, “We’d better use +a school owl then, George, come on. ...” + +They left. Ron stopped feeling his eyebrows and +looked across the smoldering wreck of his card castle +at Harry. + +“We should get a move on, you know ... ask someone. +He’s right. We don’t want to end up with a pair of +trolls.” + +Hermione let out a sputter of indignation. + +“A pair of . . . what, excuse me?” + +“Well — you know,” said Ron, shrugging. “I’d rather +go alone than with — with Eloise Midgen, say.” + +“Her acne’s loads better lately — and she’s really +nice!” + +“Her nose is off-center,” said Ron. + +Page | 435 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh I see,” Hermione said, bristling. “So basically, +you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have +you, even if she’s completely horrible?” + +“Er — yeah, that sounds about right,” said Ron. + +“I’m going to bed,” Hermione snapped, and she swept +off toward the girls’ staircase without another word. + +The Hogwarts staff, demonstrating a continued desire +to impress the visitors from Beauxbatons and +Durmstrang, seemed determined to show the castle at +its best this Christmas. When the decorations went +up, Harry noticed that they were the most stunning +he had yet seen inside the school. Everlasting icicles +had been attached to the banisters of the marble +staircase; the usual twelve Christmas trees in the +Great Hall were bedecked with everything from +luminous holly berries to real, hooting, golden owls, +and the suits of armor had all been bewitched to sing +carols whenever anyone passed them. It was quite +something to hear “O Come, All Ye Faithful” sung by +an empty helmet that only knew half the words. +Several times, Filch the caretaker had to extract +Peeves from inside the armor, where he had taken to +hiding, filling in the gaps in the songs with lyrics of +his own invention, all of which were very rude. + +And still, Harry hadn’t asked Cho to the ball. He and +Ron were getting very nervous now, though as Harry +pointed out, Ron would look much less stupid than +he would without a partner; Harry was supposed to +be starting the dancing with the other champions. + +“I suppose there’s always Moaning Myrtle,” he said +gloomily, referring to the ghost who haunted the girls’ +toilets on the second floor. + + + +Page | 436 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry — we’ve just got to grit our teeth and do it,” +said Ron on Friday morning, in a tone that suggested +they were planning the storming of an impregnable +fortress. “When we get back to the common room +tonight, we’ll both have partners — agreed?” + +“Er ... okay,” said Harry. + +But every time he glimpsed Cho that day — during +break, and then lunchtime, and once on the way to +History of Magic — she was surrounded by friends. +Didn’t she ever go anywhere alone? Could he perhaps +ambush her as she was going into a bathroom? But +no — she even seemed to go there with an escort of +four or five girls. Yet if he didn’t do it soon, she was +bound to have been asked by somebody else. + +He found it hard to concentrate on Snape’s Potions +test, and consequently forgot to add the key +ingredient — a bezoar — meaning that he received +bottom marks. He didn’t care, though; he was too +busy screwing up his courage for what he was about +to do. When the bell rang, he grabbed his bag, and +hurried to the dungeon door. + +“I’ll meet you at dinner,” he said to Ron and +Hermione, and he dashed off upstairs. + +He’d just have to ask Cho for a private word, that was +all. ... He hurried off through the packed corridors +looking for her, and (rather sooner than he had +expected) he found her, emerging from a Defense +Against the Dark Arts lesson. + +“Er — Cho? Could I have a word with you?” + +Giggling should be made illegal, Harry thought +furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. + + + +Page | 437 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She didn’t, though. She said, “Okay,” and followed +him out of earshot of her classmates. + +Harry turned to look at her and his stomach gave a +weird lurch as though he had missed a step going +downstairs. + +“Er,” he said. + +He couldn’t ask her. He couldn’t. But he had to. Cho +stood there looking puzzled, watching him. + +The words came out before Harry had quite got his +tongue around them. + +“Wangoballwime?” + +“Sorry?” said Cho. + +“D’you — d’you want to go to the ball with me?” said +Harry. Why did he have to go red now? Why ? + +“Oh!” said Cho, and she went red too. “Oh Harry, I’m +really sorry,” and she truly looked it. “I’ve already said +I’ll go with someone else.” + +“Oh,” said Harry. + +It was odd; a moment before his insides had been +writhing like snakes, but suddenly he didn’t seem to +have any insides at all. + +“Oh okay,” he said, “no problem.” + +“I’m really sorry,” she said again. + +“That’s okay,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 438 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They stood there looking at each other, and then Cho +said, “Well — ” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“Well, ’bye,” said Cho, still very red. She walked away. +Harry called after her, before he could stop himself. +“Who ’re you going with?” + +“Oh — Cedric,” she said. “Cedric Diggory.” + +“Oh right,” said Harry. + +His insides had come back again. It felt as though +they had been filled with lead in their absence. + +Completely forgetting about dinner, he walked slowly +back up to Gryffindor Tower, Cho’s voice echoing in +his ears with every step he took. “ Cedric — Cedric +Diggory.” He had been starting to quite like Cedric — +prepared to overlook the fact that he had once beaten +him at Quidditch, and was handsome, and popular, +and nearly everyone’s favorite champion. Now he +suddenly realized that Cedric was in fact a useless +pretty boy who didn’t have enough brains to fill an +eggcup. + +“Fairy lights,” he said dully to the Fat Lady — the +password had been changed the previous day. + +“Yes, indeed, dear!” she trilled, straightening her new +tinsel hair band as she swung forward to admit him. + +Entering the common room, Harry looked around, +and to his surprise he saw Ron sitting ashen-faced in +a distant corner. Ginny was sitting with him, talking +to him in what seemed to be a low, soothing voice. + +Page | 439 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s up, Ron?” said Harry, joining them. + + + +Ron looked up at Harry, a sort of blind horror in his +face. + +“Why did I do it?” he said wildly. “I don’t know what +made me do it!” + +“What?” said Harry. + +“He — er — just asked Fleur Delacour to go to the +ball with him,” said Ginny. She looked as though she +was fighting back a smile, but she kept patting Ron’s +arm sympathetically. + +“You what?” said Harry. + +“I don’t know what made me do it!” Ron gasped again. +“What was I playing at? There were people — all +around — I’ve gone mad — everyone watching! I was +just walking past her in the entrance hall — she was +standing there talking to Diggory — and it sort of +came over me — and I asked her!” + +Ron moaned and put his face in his hands. He kept +talking, though the words were barely +distinguishable. + +“She looked at me like I was a sea slug or something. +Didn’t even answer. And then — I dunno — I just sort +of came to my senses and ran for it.” + +“She’s part veela,” said Harry. “You were right — her +grandmother was one. It wasn’t your fault, I bet you +just walked past when she was turning on the old +charm for Diggory and got a blast of it — but she was +wasting her time. He’s going with Cho Chang.” + +Ron looked up. + +Page | 440 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully, +“and she told me.” + +Ginny had suddenly stopped smiling. + +“This is mad,” said Ron. “We’re the only ones left who +haven’t got anyone — well, except Neville. Hey — +guess who he asked? Hermionel” + +“ What?” said Harry, completely distracted by this +startling news. + +“Yeah, I know!” said Ron, some of the color coming +back into his face as he started to laugh. “He told me +after Potions! Said she’s always been really nice, +helping him out with work and stuff — but she told +him she was already going with someone. Ha! As if! +She just didn’t want to go with Neville ... I mean, who +would?” + +“Don’t!” said Ginny, annoyed. “Don’t laugh — ” + +Just then Hermione climbed in through the portrait +hole. + +“Why weren’t you two at dinner?” she said, coming +over to join them. + +“Because — oh shut up laughing, you two — because +they’ve both just been turned down by girls they +asked to the ball!” said Ginny. + +That shut Harry and Ron up. + +“Thanks a bunch, Ginny,” said Ron sourly. + +“All the good-looking ones taken, Ron?” said +Hermione loftily. “Eloise Midgen starting to look quite + + + +Page | 441 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pretty now, is she? Well, I’m sure you’ll find someone +somewhere who’ll have you.” + +But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly +seeing her in a whole new light. + +“Hermione, Neville’s right — you are a girl. ...” + +“Oh well spotted,” she said acidly. + +“Well — you can come with one of us!” + +“No, I can’t,” snapped Hermione. + +“Oh come on,” he said impatiently, “we need partners, +we’re going to look really stupid if we haven’t got any, +everyone else has ...” + +“I can’t come with you,” said Hermione, now blushing, +“because I’m already going with someone.” + +“No, you’re not!” said Ron. “You just said that to get +rid of Neville!” + +“Oh did I?” said Hermione, and her eyes flashed +dangerously. “Just because it’s taken you three years +to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted +I’m a girl!” + +Ron stared at her. Then he grinned again. + +“Okay, okay, we know you’re a girl,” he said. “That +do? Will you come now?” + +“I’ve already told you!” Hermione said very angrily. + +“I’m going with someone else!” + +And she stormed off toward the girls’ dormitories +again. + +Page | 442 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She’s lying,” said Ron flatly, watching her go. + +“She’s not,” said Ginny quietly. + +“Who is it then?” said Ron sharply. + +“I’m not telling you, it’s her business,” said Ginny. + +“Right,” said Ron, who looked extremely put out, “this +is getting stupid. Ginny, you can go with Harry, and +I’ll just—” + +“I can’t,” said Ginny, and she went scarlet too. “I’m +going with — with Neville. He asked me when +Hermione said no, and I thought ... well ... I’m not +going to be able to go otherwise, I’m not in fourth +year.” She looked extremely miserable. “I think I’ll go +and have dinner,” she said, and she got up and +walked off to the portrait hole, her head bowed. + +Ron goggled at Harry. + +“What’s got into them?” he demanded. + +But Harry had just seen Parvati and Lavender come +in through the portrait hole. The time had come for +drastic action. + +“Wait here,” he said to Ron, and he stood up, walked +straight up to Parvati, and said, “Parvati? Will you go +to the ball with me?” + +Parvati went into a fit of giggles. Harry waited for +them to subside, his fingers crossed in the pocket of +his robes. + +“Yes, all right then,” she said finally, blushing +furiously. + + + +Page | 443 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thanks,” said Harry, in relief. “Lavender — will you +go with Ron?” + +“She’s going with Seamus,��� said Parvati, and the pair +of them giggled harder than ever. + +Harry sighed. + +“Can’t you think of anyone who’d go with Ron?” he +said, lowering his voice so that Ron wouldn’t hear. + +“What about Hermione Granger?” said Parvati. + +“She’s going with someone else.” + +Parvati looked astonished. + +“Ooooh — who?” she said keenly. + +Harry shrugged. “No idea,” he said. “So what about +Ron?” + +“Well ...” said Parvati slowly, “I suppose my sister +might ... Padma, you know ... in Ravenclaw. I’ll ask +her if you like.” + +“Yeah, that would be great,” said Harry. “Let me +know, will you?” + +And he went back over to Ron, feeling that this ball +was a lot more trouble than it was worth, and hoping +very much that Padma Patil’s nose was dead center. + + + +Page | 444 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE YULE BALL + +Despite the very heavy load of homework that the +fourth years had been given for the holidays, Harry +was in no mood to work when term ended, and spent +the week leading up to Christmas enjoying himself as +fully as possible along with everyone else. Gryffindor +Tower was hardly less crowded now than during +term-time; it seemed to have shrunk slightly too, as +its inhabitants were being so much rowdier than +usual. Fred and George had had a great success with +their Canary Creams, and for the first couple of days +of the holidays, people kept bursting into feather all +over the place. Before long, however, all the +Gryffindors had learned to treat food anybody else +offered them with extreme caution, in case it had a +Canary Cream concealed in the center, and George +confided to Harry that he and Fred were now working +on developing something else. Harry made a mental +note never to accept so much as a crisp from Fred +and George in future. He still hadn’t forgotten Dudley +and the Ton-Tongue Toffee. + + + +Page | 445 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +Snow was falling thickly upon the castle and its +grounds now. The pale blue Beauxbatons carriage +looked like a large, chilly, frosted pumpkin next to the +iced gingerbread house that was Hagrid’s cabin, while +the Durmstrang ship’s portholes were glazed with ice, +the rigging white with frost. The house-elves down in +the kitchen were outdoing themselves with a series of +rich, warming stews and savory puddings, and only +Fleur Delacour seemed to be able to find anything to +complain about. + +“It is too ’eavy, all zis ’Ogwarts food,” they heard her +saying grumpily as they left the Great Hall behind her +one evening (Ron skulking behind Harry, keen not to +be spotted by Fleur). “I will not fit into my dress +robes!” + +“Oooh there’s a tragedy,” Hermione snapped as Fleur +went out into the entrance hall. “She really thinks a +lot of herself, that one, doesn’t she?” + +“Hermione — who are you going to the ball with?” +said Ron. + +He kept springing this question on her, hoping to +startle her into a response by asking it when she least +expected it. However, Hermione merely frowned and +said, “I’m not telling you, you’ll just make fun of me.” + +“You’re joking, Weasley!” said Malfoy, behind them. +“You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the +ball? Not the long-molared Mudblood?” + +Harry and Ron both whipped around, but Hermione +said loudly, waving to somebody over Malfoy’s +shoulder, “Hello, Professor Moody!” + + + +Page | 446 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking +wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the +staff table, finishing his stew. + +“Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?” said +Hermione scathingly, and she, Harry, and Ron went +up the marble staircase laughing heartily. + +“Hermione,” said Ron, looking sideways at her, +suddenly frowning, “your teeth ...” + +“What about them?” she said. + +“Well, they’re different ... I’ve just noticed. ...” + +“Of course they are — did you expect me to keep +those fangs Malfoy gave me?” + +“No, I mean, they’re different to how they were before +he put that hex on you. ... They’re all ... straight and +— and normal-sized.” + +Hermione suddenly smiled very mischievously, and +Harry noticed it too: It was a very different smile from +the one he remembered. + +“Well ... when I went up to Madam Pomfrey to get +them shrunk, she held up a mirror and told me to +stop her when they were back to how they normally +were,” she said. “And I just ... let her carry on a bit.” +She smiled even more widely. “Mum and Dad won’t be +too pleased. I’ve been trying to persuade them to let +me shrink them for ages, but they wanted me to carry +on with my braces. You know, they’re dentists, they +just don’t think teeth and magic should — look! +Pigwidgeon’s back!” + +Ron’s tiny owl was twittering madly on the top of the +icicle-laden banisters, a scroll of parchment tied to + +Page | 447 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his leg. People passing him were pointing and +laughing, and a group of third-year girls paused and +said, “Oh look at the weeny owl! Isn’t he cute?” + +“Stupid little feathery git!” Ron hissed, hurrying up +the stairs and snatching up Pigwidgeon. “You bring +letters to the addressee! You don’t hang around +showing off!” + +Pigwidgeon hooted happily, his head protruding over +Ron’s fist. The third-year girls all looked very +shocked. + +“Clear off!” Ron snapped at them, waving the fist +holding Pigwidgeon, who hooted more happily than +ever as he soared through the air. “Here — take it, +Harry,” Ron added in an undertone as the third-year +girls scuttled away looking scandalized. He pulled +Sirius’s reply off Pigwidgeon’s leg, Harry pocketed it, +and they hurried back to Gryffindor Tower to read it. + +Everyone in the common room was much too busy in +letting off more holiday steam to observe what anyone +else was up to. Ron, Harry, and Hermione sat apart +from everyone else by a dark window that was +gradually filling up with snow, and Harry read out: + +Dear Harry, + +Congratulations on getting past the Horntail. Whoever +put your name in that goblet shouldn’t be feeling too +happy right now! I was going to suggest a +Conjunctivitis Curse, as a dragon’s eyes are its +weakest point — “That’s what Krum did!” Hermione +whispered — but your way was better, I’m impressed. + +Don’t get complacent, though, Harry. You’ve only done +one task; whoever put you in for the tournament’s got +plenty more opportunity if they’re trying to hurt you. + +Page | 448 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Keep your eyes open — particularly when the person +we discussed is around — and concentrate on keeping +yourself out of trouble. + +Keep in touch, I still want to hear about anything +unusual. + +Sirius + +“He sounds exactly like Moody,” said Harry quietly, +tucking the letter away again inside his robes. “ +‘Constant vigilance!’ You’d think I walk around with +my eyes shut, banging off the walls. ...” + +“But he’s right, Harry,” said Hermione, “you have still +got two tasks to do. You really ought to have a look at +that egg, you know, and start working out what it +means. ...” + +“Hermione, he’s got ages!” snapped Ron. “Want a +game of chess, Harry?” + +“Yeah, okay,” said Harry. Then, spotting the look on +Hermione ’s face, he said, “Come on, how’m I +supposed to concentrate with all this noise going on? + +I won’t even be able to hear the egg over this lot.” + +“Oh I suppose not,” she sighed, and she sat down to +watch their chess match, which culminated in an +exciting checkmate of Ron’s, involving a couple of +recklessly brave pawns and a very violent bishop. + +Harry awoke very suddenly on Christmas Day. +Wondering what had caused his abrupt return to +consciousness, he opened his eyes, and saw +something with very large, round, green eyes staring +back at him in the darkness, so close they were +almost nose to nose. + + + +Page | 449 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dobbyl” Harry yelled, scrambling away from the elf +so fast he almost fell out of bed. “Don’t do that!” + +“Dobby is sorry, sir!” squeaked Dobby anxiously, +jumping backward with his long fingers over his +mouth. “Dobby is only wanting to wish Harry Potter +‘Merry Christmas’ and bring him a present, sir! Harry +Potter did say Dobby could come and see him +sometimes, sir!” + +“It’s okay,” said Harry, still breathing rather faster +than usual, while his heart rate returned to normal. +“Just — just prod me or something in future, all right, +don’t bend over me like that. ...” + +Harry pulled back the curtains around his four- +poster, took his glasses from his bedside table, and +put them on. His yell had awoken Ron, Seamus, + +Dean, and Neville. All of them were peering through +the gaps in their own hangings, heavy-eyed and +tousle-haired. + +“Someone attacking you, Harry?” Seamus asked +sleepily. + +“No, it’s just Dobby,” Harry muttered. “Go back to +sleep.” + +“Nah ... presents!” said Seamus, spotting the large +pile at the foot of his bed. Ron, Dean, and Neville +decided that now they were awake they might as well +get down to some present-opening too. Harry turned +back to Dobby, who was now standing nervously next +to Harry’s bed, still looking worried that he had upset +Harry. There was a Christmas bauble tied to the loop +on top of his tea cozy. + +“Can Dobby give Harry Potter his present?” he +squeaked tentatively. + +Page | 450 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ’Course you can,” said Harry. “Er ... I’ve got +something for you too.” + +It was a lie; he hadn’t bought anything for Dobby at +all, but he quickly opened his trunk and pulled out a +particularly knobbly rolled-up pair of socks. They +were his oldest and foulest, mustard yellow, and had +once belonged to Uncle Vernon. The reason they were +extra-knobbly was that Harry had been using them to +cushion his Sneakoscope for over a year now. He +pulled out the Sneakoscope and handed the socks to +Dobby, saying, “Sorry, I forgot to wrap them. ...” + +But Dobby was utterly delighted. + +“Socks are Dobby’s favorite, favorite clothes, sir!” he +said, ripping off his odd ones and pulling on Uncle +Vernon’s. “I has seven now, sir. ... But sir ...” he said, +his eyes widening, having pulled both socks up to +their highest extent, so that they reached to the +bottom of his shorts, “they has made a mistake in the +shop, Harry Potter, they is giving you two the same!” + +“Ah, no, Harry, how come you didn’t spot that?” said +Ron, grinning over from his own bed, which was now +strewn with wrapping paper. “Tell you what, Dobby — +here you go — take these two, and you can mix them +up properly. And here’s your sweater.” + +He threw Dobby a pair of violet socks he had just +unwrapped, and the hand-knitted sweater Mrs. +Weasley had sent. Dobby looked quite overwhelmed. + +“Sir is very kind!” he squeaked, his eyes brimming +with tears again, bowing deeply to Ron. “Dobby knew +sir must be a great wizard, for he is Harry Potter’s +greatest friend, but Dobby did not know that he was +also as generous of spirit, as noble, as selfless — ” + + + +Page | 451 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re only socks,” said Ron, who had gone slightly +pink around the ears, though he looked rather +pleased all the same. “Wow, Harry — ” He had just +opened Harry’s present, a Chudley Cannon hat. + +“Cool!” He jammed it onto his head, where it clashed +horribly with his hair. + +Dobby now handed Harry a small package, which +turned out to be — socks. + +“Dobby is making them himself, sir!” the elf said +happily. “He is buying the wool out of his wages, sir!” + +The left sock was bright red and had a pattern of +broomsticks upon it; the right sock was green with a +pattern of Snitches. + +“They’re ... they’re really ... well, thanks, Dobby,” said +Harry, and he pulled them on, causing Dobby’s eyes +to leak with happiness again. + +“Dobby must go now, sir, we is already making +Christmas dinner in the kitchens!” said Dobby, and +he hurried out of the dormitory, waving good-bye to +Ron and the others as he passed. + +Harry’s other presents were much more satisfactory +than Dobby’s odd socks — with the obvious exception +of the Dursleys’, which consisted of a single tissue, an +all-time low — Harry supposed they too were +remembering the Ton-Tongue Toffee. Hermione had +given Harry a book called Quidditch Teams of Britain +and Ireland ; Ron, a bulging bag of Dungbombs; + +Sirius, a handy penknife with attachments to unlock +any lock and undo any knot; and Hagrid, a vast box +of sweets including all Harry’s favorites: Bertie Bott’s +Every Flavor Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Drooble’s Best +Blowing Gum, and Fizzing Whizbees. There was also, +of course, Mrs. Weasley’s usual package, including a +Page | 452 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +new sweater (green, with a picture of a dragon on it — +Harry supposed Charlie had told her all about the +Horntail), and a large quantity of homemade mince +pies. + +Harry and Ron met up with Hermione in the common +room, and they went down to breakfast together. They +spent most of the morning in Gryffindor Tower, where +everyone was enjoying their presents, then returned +to the Great Hall for a magnificent lunch, which +included at least a hundred turkeys and Christmas +puddings, and large piles of Cribbage’s Wizarding +Crackers. + +They went out onto the grounds in the afternoon; the +snow was untouched except for the deep channels +made by the Durmstrang and Beauxbatons students +on their way up to the castle. Hermione chose to +watch Harry and the Weasleys’ snowball fight rather +than join in, and at five o’clock said she was going +back upstairs to get ready for the ball. + +“What, you need three hours?” said Ron, looking at +her incredulously and paying for his lapse in +concentration when a large snowball, thrown by +George, hit him hard on the side of the head. “Who ’re +you going with?” he yelled after Hermione, but she +just waved and disappeared up the stone steps into +the castle. + +There was no Christmas tea today, as the ball +included a feast, so at seven o’clock, when it had +become hard to aim properly, the others abandoned +their snowball fight and trooped back to the common +room. The Fat Lady was sitting in her frame with her +friend Violet from downstairs, both of them extremely +tipsy, empty boxes of chocolate liqueurs littering the +bottom of her picture. + + + +Page | 453 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lairy fights, that’s the one!” she giggled when they +gave the password, and she swung forward to let +them inside. + +Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville changed into +their dress robes up in their dormitory, all of them +looking very self-conscious, but none as much as +Ron, who surveyed himself in the long mirror in the +corner with an appalled look on his face. There was +just no getting around the fact that his robes looked +more like a dress than anything else. In a desperate +attempt to make them look more manly, he used a +Severing Charm on the ruff and cuffs. It worked fairly +well; at least he was now lace-free, although he hadn’t +done a very neat job, and the edges still looked +depressingly frayed as the boys set off downstairs. + +“I still can’t work out how you two got the best- +looking girls in the year,” muttered Dean. + +“Animal magnetism,” said Ron gloomily, pulling stray +threads out of his cuffs. + +The common room looked strange, full of people +wearing different colors instead of the usual mass of +black. Parvati was waiting for Harry at the foot of the +stairs. She looked very pretty indeed, in robes of +shocking pink, with her long dark plait braided with +gold, and gold bracelets glimmering at her wrists. +Harry was relieved to see that she wasn’t giggling. + +“You — er — look nice,” he said awkwardly. + +“Thanks,” she said. “Padma’s going to meet you in the +entrance hall,” she added to Ron. + +“Right,” said Ron, looking around. “Where’s +Hermione?” + + + +Page | 454 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Parvati shrugged. “Shall we go down then, Harry?” + + + +“Okay,” said Harry, wishing he could just stay in the +common room. Fred winked at Harry as he passed +him on the way out of the portrait hole. + +The entrance hall was packed with students too, all +milling around waiting for eight o’clock, when the +doors to the Great Hall would be thrown open. Those +people who were meeting partners from different +Houses were edging through the crowd trying to find +one another. Parvati found her sister, Padma, and led +her over to Harry and Ron. + +“Hi,” said Padma, who was looking just as pretty as +Parvati in robes of bright turquoise. She didn’t look +too enthusiastic about having Ron as a partner, +though; her dark eyes lingered on the frayed neck and +sleeves of his dress robes as she looked him up and +down. + +“Hi,” said Ron, not looking at her, but staring around +at the crowd. “Oh no ...” + +He bent his knees slightly to hide behind Harry, +because Fleur Delacour was passing, looking +stunning in robes of silver-gray satin, and +accompanied by the Ravenclaw Quidditch captain, +Roger Davies. When they had disappeared, Ron stood +straight again and stared over the heads of the crowd. + +“Where is Hermione?” he said again. + +A group of Slytherins came up the steps from their +dungeon common room. Malfoy was in front; he was +wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, +which in Harry’s opinion made him look like a vicar. +Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was +clutching Malfoy’s arm. Crabbe and Goyle were both +Page | 455 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wearing green; they resembled moss-colored boulders, +and neither of them, Harry was pleased to see, had +managed to find a partner. + +The oak front doors opened, and everyone turned to +look as the Durmstrang students entered with +Professor Karkaroff. Krum was at the front of the +party, accompanied by a pretty girl in blue robes +Harry didn’t know. Over their heads he saw that an +area of lawn right in front of the castle had been +transformed into a sort of grotto full of fairy lights — +meaning hundreds of actual living fairies were sitting +in the rosebushes that had been conjured there, and +fluttering over the statues of what seemed to be +Father Christmas and his reindeer. + +Then Professor McGonagall’s voice called, + +“Champions over here, please!” + +Parvati readjusted her bangles, beaming; she and +Harry said “See you in a minute” to Ron and Padma +and walked forward, the chattering crowd parting to +let them through. Professor McGonagall, who was +wearing dress robes of red tartan and had arranged a +rather ugly wreath of thistles around the brim of her +hat, told them to wait on one side of the doors while +everyone else went inside; they were to enter the +Great Hall in procession when the rest of the students +had sat down. Fleur Delacour and Roger Davies +stationed themselves nearest the doors; Davies looked +so stunned by his good fortune in having Fleur for a +partner that he could hardly take his eyes off her. +Cedric and Cho were close to Harry too; he looked +away from them so he wouldn’t have to talk to them. +His eyes fell instead on the girl next to Krum. His jaw +dropped. + +It was Hermione. + + + +Page | 456 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But she didn’t look like Hermione at all. She had done +something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but +sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot +at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made +of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material, and she was +holding herself differently, somehow — or maybe it +was merely the absence of the twenty or so books she +usually had slung over her back. She was also +smiling — rather nervously, it was true — but the +reduction in the size of her front teeth was more +noticeable than ever; Harry couldn’t understand how +he hadn’t spotted it before. + +“Hi, Harry!” she said. “Hi, Parvati!” + +Parvati was gazing at Hermione in unflattering +disbelief. She wasn’t the only one either; when the +doors to the Great Hall opened, Krum’s fan club from +the library stalked past, throwing Hermione looks of +deepest loathing. Pansy Parkinson gaped at her as +she walked by with Malfoy, and even he didn’t seem +to be able to find an insult to throw at her. Ron, +however, walked right past Hermione without looking +at her. + +Once everyone else was settled in the Hall, Professor +McGonagall told the champions and their partners to +get in line in pairs and to follow her. They did so, and +everyone in the Great Hall applauded as they entered +and started walking up toward a large round table at +the top of the Hall, where the judges were sitting. + +The walls of the Hall had all been covered in sparkling +silver frost, with hundreds of garlands of mistletoe +and ivy crossing the starry black ceiling. The House +tables had vanished; instead, there were about a +hundred smaller, lantern-lit ones, each seating about +a dozen people. + + + +Page | 457 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry concentrated on not tripping over his feet. +Parvati seemed to be enjoying herself; she was +beaming around at everybody, steering Harry so +forcefully that he felt as though he were a show dog +she was putting through its paces. He caught sight of +Ron and Padma as he neared the top table. Ron was +watching Hermione pass with narrowed eyes. Padma +was looking sulky. + +Dumbledore smiled happily as the champions +approached the top table, but Karkaroff wore an +expression remarkably like Ron’s as he watched +Krum and Hermione draw nearer. Ludo Bagman, +tonight in robes of bright purple with large yellow +stars, was clapping as enthusiastically as any of the +students; and Madame Maxime, who had changed +her usual uniform of black satin for a flowing gown of +lavender silk, was applauding them politely. But Mr. +Crouch, Harry suddenly realized, was not there. The +fifth seat at the table was occupied by Percy Weasley. + +When the champions and their partners reached the +table, Percy drew out the empty chair beside him, +staring pointedly at Harry. Harry took the hint and +sat down next to Percy, who was wearing brand-new, +navy-blue dress robes and an expression of such +smugness that Harry thought it ought to be fined. + +“I’ve been promoted,” Percy said before Harry could +even ask, and from his tone, he might have been +announcing his election as supreme ruler of the +universe. “I’m now Mr. Crouch’s personal assistant, +and I’m here representing him.” + +“Why didn’t he come?” Harry asked. He wasn’t looking +forward to being lectured on cauldron bottoms all +through dinner. + + + +Page | 458 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm afraid to say Mr. Crouch isn’t well, not well at all. +Hasn’t been right since the World Cup. Hardly +surprising — overwork. He’s not as young as he was +— though still quite brilliant, of course, the mind +remains as great as it ever was. But the World Cup +was a fiasco for the whole Ministry, and then, Mr. +Crouch suffered a huge personal shock with the +misbehavior of that house-elf of his, Blinky, or +whatever she was called. Naturally, he dismissed her +immediately afterward, but — well, as I say, he’s +getting on, he needs looking after, and I think he’s +found a definite drop in his home comforts since she +left. And then we had the tournament to arrange, and +the aftermath of the Cup to deal with — that revolting +Skeeter woman buzzing around — no, poor man, he’s +having a well earned, quiet Christmas. I’m just glad +he knew he had someone he could rely upon to take +his place.” + +Harry wanted very much to ask whether Mr. Crouch +had stopped calling Percy “Weatherby” yet, but +resisted the temptation. + +There was no food as yet on the glittering golden +plates, but small menus were lying in front of each of +them. Harry picked his up uncertainly and looked +around — there were no waiters. Dumbledore, +however, looked carefully down at his own menu, +then said very clearly to his plate, “Pork chops!” + +And pork chops appeared. Getting the idea, the rest of +the table placed their orders with their plates too. +Harry glanced up at Hermione to see how she felt +about this new and more complicated method of +dining — surely it meant plenty of extra work for the +house-elves? — but for once, Hermione didn’t seem to +be thinking about S.P.E.W. She was deep in talk with +Viktor Krum and hardly seemed to notice what she +was eating. + +Page | 459 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It now occurred to Harry that he had never actually +heard Krum speak before, but he was certainly +talking now, and very enthusiastically at that. + +“Veil, ve have a castle also, not as big as this, nor as +comfortable, I am thinking,” he was telling Hermione. +“Ve have just four floors, and the fires are lit only for +magical purposes. But ve have grounds larger even +than these — though in vinter, ve have very little +daylight, so ve are not enjoying them. But in summer +ve are flying every day, over the lakes and the +mountains — ” + +“Now, now, Viktor!” said Karkaroff with a laugh that +didn’t reach his cold eyes, “don’t go giving away +anything else, now, or your charming friend will know +exactly where to find us!” + +Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling. “Igor, all this +secrecy ... one would almost think you didn’t want +visitors.” + +“Well, Dumbledore,” said Karkaroff, displaying his +yellowing teeth to their fullest extent, “we are all +protective of our private domains, are we not? Do we +not jealously guard the halls of learning that have +been entrusted to us? Are we not right to be proud +that we alone know our school’s secrets, and right to +protect them?” + +“Oh I would never dream of assuming I know all +Hogwarts’ secrets, Igor,” said Dumbledore amicably. +“Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong +turning on the way to the bathroom and found myself +in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen +before, containing a really rather magnificent +collection of chamber pots. When I went back to +investigate more closely, I discovered that the room +had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. + +Page | 460 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the +morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon +— or when the seeker has an exceptionally full +bladder.” + +Harry snorted into his plate of goulash. Percy +frowned, but Harry could have sworn Dumbledore +had given him a very small wink. + +Meanwhile Fleur Delacour was criticizing the +Hogwarts decorations to Roger Davies. + +“Zis is nothing,” she said dismissively, looking around +at the sparkling walls of the Great Hall. “At ze Palace +of Beauxbatons, we ’ave ice sculptures all around ze +dining chamber at Chreestmas. Zey do not melt, of +course . . . zey are like ’uge statues of diamond, +glittering around ze place. And ze food is seemply +superb. And we ’ave choirs of wood nymphs, ’oo +serenade us as we eat. We ’ave none of zis ugly armor +in ze ’alls, and eef a poltergeist ever entaired into +Beauxbatons, ’e would be expelled like zat.” She +slapped her hand onto the table impatiently. + +Roger Davies was watching her talk with a very dazed +look on his face, and he kept missing his mouth with +his fork. Harry had the impression that Davies was +too busy staring at Fleur to take in a word she was +saying. + +“Absolutely right,” he said quickly, slapping his own +hand down on the table in imitation of Fleur. “Like +that. Yeah.” + +Harry looked around the Hall. Hagrid was sitting at +one of the other staff tables; he was back in his +horrible hairy brown suit and gazing up at the top +table. Harry saw him give a small wave, and looking + + + +Page | 461 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around, saw Madame Maxime return it, her opals +glittering in the candlelight. + +Hermione was now teaching Krum to say her name +properly; he kept calling her “Hermy-own.” + +“Her-my-oh-nee,” she said slowly and clearly. + +“Herm-own-ninny.” + +“Close enough,” she said, catching Harry’s eye and +grinning. + +When all the food had been consumed, Dumbledore +stood up and asked the students to do the same. + +Then, with a wave of his wand, all the tables zoomed +back along the walls leaving the floor clear, and then +he conjured a raised platform into existence along the +right wall. A set of drums, several guitars, a lute, a +cello, and some bagpipes were set upon it. + +The Weird Sisters now trooped up onto the stage to +wildly enthusiastic applause; they were all extremely +hairy and dressed in black robes that had been +artfully ripped and torn. They picked up their +instruments, and Harry, who had been so interested +in watching them that he had almost forgotten what +was coming, suddenly realized that the lanterns on all +the other tables had gone out, and that the other +champions and their partners were standing up. + +“Come on!” Parvati hissed. “We’re supposed to dance!” + +Harry tripped over his dress robes as he stood up. + +The Weird Sisters struck up a slow, mournful tune; +Harry walked onto the brightly lit dance floor, +carefully avoiding catching anyone’s eye (he could see +Seamus and Dean waving at him and sniggering), and +next moment, Parvati had seized his hands, placed +Page | 462 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +one around her waist, and was holding the other +tightly in hers. + +It wasn’t as bad as it could have been, Harry thought, +revolving slowly on the spot (Parvati was steering) . He +kept his eyes fixed over the heads of the watching +people, and very soon many of them too had come +onto the dance floor, so that the champions were no +longer the center of attention. Neville and Ginny were +dancing nearby — he could see Ginny wincing +frequently as Neville trod on her feet — and +Dumbledore was waltzing with Madame Maxime. He +was so dwarfed by her that the top of his pointed hat +barely tickled her chin; however, she moved very +gracefully for a woman so large. Mad-Eye Moody was +doing an extremely ungainly two-step with Professor +Sinistra, who was nervously avoiding his wooden leg. + +“Nice socks, Potter,” Moody growled as he passed, his +magical eye staring through Harry’s robes. + +“Oh — yeah, Dobby the house-elf knitted them for +me,” said Harry, grinning. + +“He is so creepy\” Parvati whispered as Moody +clunked away. “I don’t think that eye should be +allowed]” + +Harry heard the final, quavering note from the +bagpipe with relief. The Weird Sisters stopped playing, +applause filled the hall once more, and Harry let go of +Parvati at once. + +“Let’s sit down, shall we?” + +“Oh — but — this is a really good one!” Parvati said +as the Weird Sisters struck up a new song, which was +much faster. + + + +Page | 463 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, I don’t like it,” Harry lied, and he led her away +from the dance floor, past Fred and Angelina, who +were dancing so exhuberantly that people around +them were backing away in fear of injury, and over to +the table where Ron and Padma were sitting. + +“How’s it going?” Harry asked Ron, sitting down and +opening a bottle of butterbeer. + +Ron didn’t answer. He was glaring at Hermione and +Krum, who were dancing nearby. Padma was sitting +with her arms and legs crossed, one foot jiggling in +time to the music. Every now and then she threw a +disgruntled look at Ron, who was completely ignoring +her. Parvati sat down on Harry’s other side, crossed +her arms and legs too, and within minutes was asked +to dance by a boy from Beauxbatons. + +“You don’t mind, do you, Harry?” Parvati said. + +“What?” said Harry, who was now watching Cho and +Cedric. + +“Oh never mind,” snapped Parvati, and she went off +with the boy from Beauxbatons. When the song +ended, she did not return. + +Hermione came over and sat down in Parvati’s empty +chair. She was a bit pink in the face from dancing. + +“Hi,” said Harry. Ron didn’t say anything. + +“It’s hot, isn’t it?” said Hermione, fanning herself with +her hand. “Viktor’s just gone to get some drinks.” + +Ron gave her a withering look. “Viktor?” he said. +“Hasn’t he asked you to call him Vicky yet?” + + + +Page | 464 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione looked at him in surprise. “What’s up with +you?” she said. + +“If you don’t know,” said Ron scathingly, “I’m not +going to tell you.” + +Hermione stared at him, then at Harry, who +shrugged. + +“Ron, what — ?” + +“He’s from Durmstrang!” spat Ron. “He’s competing +against Harry! Against Hogwarts! You — you’re — ” +Ron was obviously casting around for words strong +enough to describe Hermione ’s crime, “ fraternizing +with the enemy, that’s what you’re doing!” + +Hermione’s mouth fell open. + +“Don’t be so stupid!” she said after a moment. “The +enemy\ Honestly — who was the one who was all +excited when they saw him arrive? Who was the one +who wanted his autograph? Who’s got a model of him +up in their dormitory?” + +Ron chose to ignore this. “I s’pose he asked you to +come with him while you were both in the library?” + +“Yes, he did,” said Hermione, the pink patches on her +cheeks glowing more brightly. “So what?” + +“What happened — trying to get him to join spew, +were you?” + +“No, I wasn’t! If you really want to know, he — he said +he’d been coming up to the library every day to try +and talk to me, but he hadn’t been able to pluck up +the courage!” + + + +Page | 465 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione said this very quickly, and blushed so +deeply that she was the same color as Parvati’s robes. + +“Yeah, well — that’s his story,” said Ron nastily. + +“And what’s that supposed to mean?” + +“Obvious, isn’t it? He’s Karkaroff’s student, isn’t he? +He knows who you hang around with. ... He’s just +trying to get closer to Harry — get inside information +on him — or get near enough to jinx him — ” + +Hermione looked as though Ron had slapped her. +When she spoke, her voice quivered. + +“For your information, he hasn’t asked me one single +thing about Harry, not one — ” + +Ron changed tack at the speed of light. + +“Then he’s hoping you’ll help him find out what his +egg means! I suppose you’ve been putting your heads +together during those cozy little library sessions — ” + +“I’d never help him work out that egg!” said Hermione, +looking outraged. “Never. How could you say +something like that — I want Harry to win the +tournament, Harry knows that, don’t you, Harry?” + +“You’ve got a funny way of showing it,” sneered Ron. + +“This whole tournament’s supposed to be about +getting to know foreign wizards and making friends +with them!” said Hermione hotly. + +“No it isn’t!” shouted Ron. “It’s about winning!” + +People were starting to stare at them. + + + +Page | 466 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron,” said Harry quietly, “I haven’t got a problem +with Hermione coming with Krum — ” + +But Ron ignored Harry too. + +“Why don’t you go and find Vicky, he’ll be wondering +where you are,” said Ron. + +“Don’t call him Vickyl” + +Hermione jumped to her feet and stormed off across +the dance floor, disappearing into the crowd. Ron +watched her go with a mixture of anger and +satisfaction on his face. + +“Are you going to ask me to dance at all?” Padma +asked him. + +“No,” said Ron, still glaring after Hermione. + +“Fine,” snapped Padma, and she got up and went to +join Parvati and the Beauxbatons boy, who conjured +up one of his friends to join them so fast that Harry +could have sworn he had zoomed him there by a +Summoning Charm. + +“Vare is Herm-own-ninny?” said a voice. + +Krum had just arrived at their table clutching two +butterbeers. + +“No idea,” said Ron mulishly, looking up at him. “Lost +her, have you?” + +Krum was looking surly again. + +“Veil, if you see her, tell her I haff drinks,” he said, +and he slouched off. + + + +Page | 467 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Made friends with Viktor Krum, have you, Ron?” + + + +Percy had bustled over, rubbing his hands together +and looking extremely pompous. “Excellent! That’s +the whole point, you know — international magical +cooperation!” + +To Harry’s displeasure, Percy now took Padma’s +vacated seat. The top table was now empty; Professor +Dumbledore was dancing with Professor Sprout, Ludo +Bagman with Professor McGonagall; Madame Maxime +and Hagrid were cutting a wide path around the +dance floor as they waltzed through the students, and +Karkaroff was nowhere to be seen. When the next +song ended, everybody applauded once more, and +Harry saw Ludo Bagman kiss Professor McGonagall’s +hand and make his way back through the crowds, at +which point Fred and George accosted him. + +“What do they think they’re doing, annoying senior +Ministry members?” Percy hissed, watching Fred and +George suspiciously. “No respect ...” + +Ludo Bagman shook off Fred and George fairly +quickly, however, and, spotting Harry, waved and +came over to their table. + +“I hope my brothers weren’t bothering you, Mr. +Bagman?” said Percy at once. + +“What? Oh not at all, not at all!” said Bagman. “No, +they were just telling me a bit more about those fake +wands of theirs. Wondering if I could advise them on +the marketing. I’ve promised to put them in touch +with a couple of contacts of mine at Zonko’s Joke +Shop. ...” + +Percy didn’t look happy about this at all, and Harry +was prepared to bet he would be rushing to tell Mrs. + +Page | 468 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Weasley about this the moment he got home. +Apparently Fred and George’s plans had grown even +more ambitious lately, if they were hoping to sell to +the public. Bagman opened his mouth to ask Harry +something, but Percy diverted him. + +“How do you feel the tournament’s going, Mr. + +Bagman? Our department’s quite satisfied — the +hitch with the Goblet of Fire” — he glanced at Harry +— “was a little unfortunate, of course, but it seems to +have gone very smoothly since, don’t you think?” + +“Oh yes,” Bagman said cheerfully, “it’s all been +enormous fun. How’s old Barty doing? Shame he +couldn’t come.” + +“Oh I’m sure Mr. Crouch will be up and about in no +time,” said Percy importantly, “but in the meantime, +I’m more than willing to take up the slack. Of course, +it’s not all attending balls” — he laughed airily — “oh +no, I’ve had to deal with all sorts of things that have +cropped up in his absence — you heard Ali Bashir +was caught smuggling a consignment of flying carpets +into the country? And then we’ve been trying to +persuade the Transylvanians to sign the International +Ban on Dueling. I’ve got a meeting with their Head of +Magical Cooperation in the new year — ” + +“Let’s go for a walk,” Ron muttered to Harry, “get +away from Percy. ...” + +Pretending they wanted more drinks, Harry and Ron +left the table, edged around the dance floor, and +slipped out into the entrance hall. The front doors +stood open, and the fluttering fairy lights in the rose +garden winked and twinkled as they went down the +front steps, where they found themselves surrounded +by bushes; winding, ornamental paths; and large +stone statues. Harry could hear splashing water, + +Page | 469 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +which sounded like a fountain. Here and there, people +were sitting on carved benches. He and Ron set off +along one of the winding paths through the +rosebushes, but they had gone only a short way when +they heard an unpleasantly familiar voice. + +"... don’t see what there is to fuss about, Igor.” + +“Severus, you cannot pretend this isn’t happening!” +Karkaroff’s voice sounded anxious and hushed, as +though keen not to be overheard. “It’s been getting +clearer and clearer for months. I am becoming +seriously concerned, I can’t deny it — ” + +“Then flee,” said Snape’s voice curtly. “Flee — I will +make your excuses. I, however, am remaining at +Hogwarts.” + +Snape and Karkaroff came around the corner. Snape +had his wand out and was blasting rosebushes apart, +his expression most ill-natured. Squeals issued from +many of the bushes, and dark shapes emerged from +them. + +“Ten points from Ravenclaw, Fawcett!” Snape snarled +as a girl ran past him. “And ten points from Hufflepuff +too, Stebbins!” as a boy went rushing after her. “And +what are you two doing?” he added, catching sight of +Harry and Ron on the path ahead. Karkaroff, Harry +saw, looked slightly discomposed to see them +standing there. His hand went nervously to his +goatee, and he began winding it around his finger. + +“We’re walking,” Ron told Snape shortly. “Not against +the law, is it?” + +“Keep walking, then!” Snape snarled, and he brushed +past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind + + + +Page | 470 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him. Karkaroff hurried away after Snape. Harry and +Ron continued down the path. + +“What’s got Karkaroff all worried?” Ron muttered. + +“And since when have he and Snape been on first- +name terms?” said Harry slowly. + +They had reached a large stone reindeer now, over +which they could see the sparkling jets of a tall +fountain. The shadowy outlines of two enormous +people were visible on a stone bench, watching the +water in the moonlight. And then Harry heard Hagrid +speak. + +“Momen’ I saw yeh, I knew,” he was saying, in an +oddly husky voice. + +Harry and Ron froze. This didn’t sound like the sort of +scene they ought to walk in on, somehow. . . . Harry +looked around, back up the path, and saw Fleur +Delacour and Roger Davies standing half-concealed in +a rosebush nearby. He tapped Ron on the shoulder +and jerked his head toward them, meaning that they +could easily sneak off that way without being noticed +(Fleur and Davies looked very busy to Harry), but +Ron, eyes widening in horror at the sight of Fleur, +shook his head vigorously, and pulled Harry deeper +into the shadows behind the reindeer. + +“What did you know, ’Agrid?” said Madame Maxime, a +purr in her low voice. + +Harry definitely didn’t want to listen to this; he knew +Hagrid would hate to be overheard in a situation like +this (he certainly would have) — if it had been +possible he would have put his fingers in his ears and +hummed loudly, but that wasn’t really an option. +Instead he tried to interest himself in a beetle +Page | 471 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +crawling along the stone reindeer’s back, but the +beetle just wasn’t interesting enough to block out +Hagrid’s next words. + +“I jus’ knew ... knew you were like me. ... Was it yer +mother or yer father?” + +“I — I don’t know what you mean, ’Agrid. ...” + +“It was my mother,” said Hagrid quietly. “She was one +o’ the las’ ones in Britain. ’Course, I can’ remember +her too well ... she left, see. When I was abou’ three. +She wasn’ really the maternal sort. Well ... it’s not in +their natures, is it? Dunno what happened to her ... +might be dead fer all I know. ...” + +Madame Maxime didn’t say anything. And Harry, in +spite of himself, took his eyes off the beetle and +looked over the top of the reindeer’s antlers, listening. + +. . . He had never heard Hagrid talk about his +childhood before. + +“Me dad was broken-hearted when she wen’. Tiny +little bloke, my dad was. By the time I was six I could +lift him up an’ put him on top o’ the dresser if he +annoyed me. Used ter make him laugh. ...” Hagrid’s +deep voice broke. Madame Maxime was listening, +motionless, apparently staring at the silvery fountain. +“Dad raised me ... but he died, o’ course, jus’ after I +started school. Sorta had ter make me own way after +that. Dumbledore was a real help, mind. Very kind ter +me, he was. ...” + +Hagrid pulled out a large spotted silk handkerchief +and blew his nose heavily. + +“So ... anyway ... enough abou’ me. What about you? +Which side you got it on?” + + + +Page | 472 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Madame Maxime had suddenly got to her feet. + +“It is chilly,” she said — but whatever the weather +was doing, it was nowhere near as cold as her voice. + +“I think I will go in now.” + +“Eh?” said Hagrid blankly. “No, don’ go! I’ve — I’ve +never met another one before!” + +“Anuzzer what, precisely?” said Madame Maxime, her +tone icy. + +Harry could have told Hagrid it was best not to +answer; he stood there in the shadows gritting his +teeth, hoping against hope he wouldn’t — but it was +no good. + +“Another half-giant, o’ course!” said Hagrid. + +“ ’Ow dare you!” shrieked Madame Maxime. Her voice +exploded through the peaceful night air like a +foghorn; behind him, Harry heard Fleur and Roger fall +out of their rosebush. “I ’ave nevair been more +insulted in my life! ’Alf-giant? Moi? I ’ave — I ’ave big +bones!” + +She stormed away; great multicolored swarms of +fairies rose into the air as she passed, angrily pushing +aside bushes. Hagrid was still sitting on the bench, +staring after her. It was much too dark to make out +his expression. Then, after about a minute, he stood +up and strode away, not back to the castle, but off +out into the dark grounds in the direction of his +cabin. + +“C’mon,” Harry said, very quietly to Ron. “Let’s go. ...” +But Ron didn’t move. + + + +Page | 473 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s up?” said Harry, looking at him. + +Ron looked around at Harry, his expression very +serious indeed. + +“Did you know?” he whispered. “About Hagrid being +half-giant?” + +“No,” Harry said, shrugging. “So what?” + +He knew immediately, from the look Ron was giving +him, that he was once again revealing his ignorance +of the wizarding world. Brought up by the Dursleys, +there were many things that wizards took for granted +that were revelations to Harry, but these surprises +had become fewer with each successive year. Now, +however, he could tell that most wizards would not +have said “So what?” upon finding out that one of +their friends had a giantess for a mother. + +“I’ll explain inside,” said Ron quietly, “c’mon. ...” + +Fleur and Roger Davies had disappeared, probably +into a more private clump of bushes. Harry and Ron +returned to the Great Hall. Parvati and Padma were +now sitting at a distant table with a whole crowd of +Beauxbatons boys, and Hermione was once more +dancing with Krum. Harry and Ron sat down at a +table far removed from the dance floor. + +“So?” Harry prompted Ron. “What’s the problem with +giants?” + +“Well, they’re ... they’re ...” Ron struggled for words. +"... not very nice,” he finished lamely. + +“Who cares?” Harry said. “There’s nothing wrong with +Hagrid!” + + + +Page | 474 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know there isn’t, but ... blimey, no wonder he keeps +it quiet,” Ron said, shaking his head. “I always +thought he’d got in the way of a bad Engorgement +Charm when he was a kid or something. Didn’t like to +mention it. ...” + +“But what’s it matter if his mother was a giantess?” +said Harry. + +“Well ... no one who knows him will care, ’cos they’ll +know he’s not dangerous,” said Ron slowly. “But ... +Harry, they’re just vicious, giants. It’s like Hagrid +said, it’s in their natures, they’re like trolls ... they +just like killing, everyone knows that. There aren’t +any left in Britain now, though.” + +“What happened to them?” + +“Well, they were dying out anyway, and then loads got +themselves killed by Aurors. There ’re supposed to be +giants abroad, though. ... They hide out in mountains +mostly. ...” + +“I don’t know who Maxime thinks she’s kidding,” + +Harry said, watching Madame Maxime sitting alone at +the judges’ table, looking very somber. “If Hagrid ’s +half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones ... the only +thing that’s got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.” + +Harry and Ron spent the rest of the ball discussing +giants in their corner, neither of them having any +inclination to dance. Harry tried not to watch Cho +and Cedric too much; it gave him a strong desire to +kick something. + +When the Weird Sisters finished playing at midnight, +everyone gave them a last, loud round of applause +and started to wend their way into the entrance hall. +Many people were expressing the wish that the ball + +Page | 475 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could have gone on longer, but Harry was perfectly +happy to be going to bed; as far as he was concerned, +the evening hadn’t been much fun. + +Out in the entrance hall, Harry and Ron saw +Hermione saying good night to Krum before he went +back to the Durmstrang ship. She gave Ron a very +cold look and swept past him up the marble staircase +without speaking. Harry and Ron followed her, but +halfway up the staircase Harry heard someone calling +him. + +“Hey — Harry!” + +It was Cedric Diggory. Harry could see Cho waiting for +him in the entrance hall below. + +“Yeah?” said Harry coldly as Cedric ran up the stairs +toward him. + +Cedric looked as though he didn’t want to say +whatever it was in front of Ron, who shrugged, +looking bad-tempered, and continued to climb the +stairs. + +“Listen ...” Cedric lowered his voice as Ron +disappeared. “I owe you one for telling me about the +dragons. You know that golden egg? Does yours wail +when you open it?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“Well ... take a bath, okay?” + +“What?” + +“Take a bath, and — er — take the egg with you, and +— er — just mull things over in the hot water. It’ll +help you think. ... Trust me.” + +Page | 476 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared at him. + +“Tell you what,” Cedric said, “use the prefects’ +bathroom. Fourth door to the left of that statue of +Boris the Bewildered on the fifth floor. Password’s +‘pine fresh. ’ Gotta go . . . want to say good night — ” + +He grinned at Harry again and hurried back down the +stairs to Cho. + +Harry walked back to Gryffindor Tower alone. That +had been extremely strange advice. Why would a bath +help him to work out what the wailing egg meant? +Was Cedric pulling his leg? Was he trying to make +Harry look like a fool, so Cho would like him even +more by comparison? + +The Fat Lady and her friend Vi were snoozing in the +picture over the portrait hole. Harry had to yell “Fairy +lights!” before he woke them up, and when he did, +they were extremely irritated. He climbed into the +common room and found Ron and Hermione having a +blazing row. Standing ten feet apart, they were +bellowing at each other, each scarlet in the face. + +“Well, if you don’t like it, you know what the solution +is, don’t you?” yelled Hermione; her hair was coming +down out of its elegant bun now, and her face was +screwed up in anger. + +“Oh yeah?” Ron yelled back. “What’s that?” + +“Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else +does, and not as a last resort!” + +Ron mouthed soundlessly like a goldfish out of water +as Hermione turned on her heel and stormed up the +girls’ staircase to bed. Ron turned to look at Harry. + + + +Page | 477 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well,” he sputtered, looking thunderstruck, “well — +that just proves — completely missed the point — ” + +Harry didn’t say anything. He liked being back on +speaking terms with Ron too much to speak his mind +right now — but he somehow thought that Hermione +had gotten the point much better than Ron had. + + + +Page | 478 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +RITA SKEBTER’S SCOOP + +Everybody got up late on Boxing Day. The Gryffindor +common room was much quieter than it had been +lately, many yawns punctuating the lazy +conversations. Hermione’s hair was bushy again; she +confessed to Harry that she had used liberal amounts +of Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion on it for the ball, “but it’s +way too much bother to do every day,” she said +matter-of-factly, scratching a purring Crookshanks +behind the ears. + +Ron and Hermione seemed to have reached an +unspoken agreement not to discuss their argument. +They were being quite friendly to each other, though +oddly formal. Ron and Harry wasted no time in telling +Hermione about the conversation they had overheard +between Madame Maxime and Hagrid, but Hermione +didn’t seem to find the news that Hagrid was a half- +giant nearly as shocking as Ron did. + +“Well, I thought he must be,” she said, shrugging. “I +knew he couldn’t be pure giant because they’re about +twenty feet tall. But honestly, all this hysteria about + +Page | 479 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +giants. They can’t all be horrible. ... It’s the same sort +of prejudice that people have toward werewolves. ... + +It’s just bigotry, isn’t it?” + +Ron looked as though he would have liked to reply +scathingly, but perhaps he didn’t want another row, +because he contented himself with shaking his head +disbelievingly while Hermione wasn’t looking. + +It was time now to think of the homework they had +neglected during the first week of the holidays. +Everybody seemed to be feeling rather flat now that +Christmas was over — everybody except Harry, that +is, who was starting (once again) to feel slightly +nervous. + +The trouble was that February the twenty-fourth +looked a lot closer from this side of Christmas, and he +still hadn’t done anything about working out the clue +inside the golden egg. He therefore started taking the +egg out of his trunk every time he went up to the +dormitory, opening it, and listening intently, hoping +that this time it would make some sense. He strained +to think what the sound reminded him of, apart from +thirty musical saws, but he had never heard anything +else like it. He closed the egg, shook it vigorously, and +opened it again to see if the sound had changed, but +it hadn’t. He tried asking the egg questions, shouting +over all the wailing, but nothing happened. He even +threw the egg across the room — though he hadn’t +really expected that to help. + +Harry had not forgotten the hint that Cedric had +given him, but his less-than-friendly feelings toward +Cedric just now meant that he was keen not to take +his help if he could avoid it. In any case, it seemed to +him that if Cedric had really wanted to give Harry a +hand, he would have been a lot more explicit. He, +Harry, had told Cedric exactly what was coming in +Page | 480 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the first task — and Cedric’s idea of a fair exchange +had been to tell Harry to take a bath. Well, he didn’t +need that sort of rubbishy help — not from someone +who kept walking down corridors hand in hand with +Cho, anyway. And so the first day of the new term +arrived, and Harry set off to lessons, weighed down +with books, parchment, and quills as usual, but also +with the lurking worry of the egg heavy in his +stomach, as though he were carrying that around +with him too. + +Snow was still thick upon the grounds, and the +greenhouse windows were covered in condensation so +thick that they couldn’t see out of them in Herbology. +Nobody was looking forward to Care of Magical +Creatures much in this weather, though as Ron said, +the skrewts would probably warm them up nicely, +either by chasing them, or blasting off so forcefully +that Hagrid’s cabin would catch fire. + +When they arrived at Hagrid’s cabin, however, they +found an elderly witch with closely cropped gray hair +and a very prominent chin standing before his front +door. + +“Hurry up, now, the bell rang five minutes ago,” she +barked at them as they struggled toward her through +the snow. + +“Who ’re you?” said Ron, staring at her. “Where’s +Hagrid?” + +“My name is Professor Grubbly-Plank,” she said +briskly. “I am your temporary Care of Magical +Creatures teacher.” + +“Where’s Hagrid?” Harry repeated loudly. + + + +Page | 481 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He is indisposed,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank +shortly. + +Soft and unpleasant laughter reached Harry’s ears. + +He turned; Draco Malfoy and the rest of the +Slytherins were joining the class. All of them looked +gleeful, and none of them looked surprised to see +Professor Grubbly-Plank. + +“This way, please,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank, and +she strode off around the paddock where the +Beauxbatons horses were shivering. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione followed her, looking back over their +shoulders at Hagrid’s cabin. All the curtains were +closed. Was Hagrid in there, alone and ill? + +“What’s wrong with Hagrid?” Harry said, hurrying to +catch up with Professor Grubbly-Plank. + +“Never you mind,” she said as though she thought he +was being nosy. + +“I do mind, though,” said Harry hotly. “What’s up with +him?” + +Professor Grubbly-Plank acted as though she couldn’t +hear him. She led them past the paddock where the +huge Beauxbatons horses were standing, huddled +against the cold, and toward a tree on the edge of the +forest, where a large and beautiful unicorn was +tethered. + +Many of the girls “ooooohed!” at the sight of the +unicorn. + +“Oh it’s so beautiful!” whispered Lavender Brown. +“How did she get it? They’re supposed to be really +hard to catch!” + + + +Page | 482 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The unicorn was so brightly white it made the snow +all around look gray. It was pawing the ground +nervously with its golden hooves and throwing back +its horned head. + +“Boys keep back!” barked Professor Grubbly-Plank, +throwing out an arm and catching Harry hard in the +chest. “They prefer the woman’s touch, unicorns. +Girls to the front, and approach with care, come on, +easy does it. ...” + +She and the girls walked slowly forward toward the +unicorn, leaving the boys standing near the paddock +fence, watching. The moment Professor Grubbly- +Plank was out of earshot, Harry turned to Ron. + +“What d’you reckon’s wrong with him? You don’t +think a skrewt — ?” + +“Oh he hasn’t been attacked, Potter, if that’s what +you’re thinking,” said Malfoy softly. “No, he’s just too +ashamed to show his big, ugly face.” + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry sharply. + +Malfoy put his hand inside the pocket of his robes +and pulled out a folded page of newsprint. + +“There you go,” he said. “Hate to break it to you, +Potter. ...” + +He smirked as Harry snatched the page, unfolded it, +and read it, with Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville +looking over his shoulder. It was an article topped +with a picture of Hagrid looking extremely shifty. + +DUMBLEDORE’S GIANT MISTAKE + + + +Page | 483 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Albus Dumbledore, eccentric Headmaster of Hogwarts +School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has never been +afraid to make controversial staff appointments, writes +Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. In September of +this year, he hired Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, the +notoriously jinx-happy ex-Auror, to teach Defense +Against the Dark Arts, a decision that caused many +raised eyebrows at the Ministry of Magic, given +Moody’s well-known habit of attacking anybody who +makes a sudden movement in his presence. Mad-Eye +Moody, however, looks responsible and kindly when +set beside the part-human Dumbledore employs to +teach Care of Magical Creatures. + +Rubeus Hagrid, who admits to being expelled from +Hogwarts in his third year, has enjoyed the position of +gamekeeper at the school ever since, a job secured for +him by Dumbledore. Last year, however, Hagrid used +his mysterious influence over the headmaster to +secure the additional post of Care of Magical +Creatures teacher, over the heads of many better- +qualified candidates. + +An alarmingly large and ferocious-looking man, + +Hagrid has been using his newfound authority to +terrify the students in his care with a succession of +horrific creatures. While Dumbledore turns a blind +eye, Hagrid has maimed several pupils during a series +of lessons that many admit to being “very +frightening.” + +“I was attacked by a hippogriff, and my friend Vincent +Crabbe got a bad bite off a flobberworm,” says Draco +Malfoy, a fourth-year student. “We all hate Hagrid, +but we’re just too scared to say anything.” + +Hagrid has no intention of ceasing his campaign of +intimidation, however. In conversation with a Daily +Prophet reporter last month, he admitted breeding + +Page | 484 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +creatures he has dubbed “Blast-Ended Skrewts, ” +highly dangerous crosses between manticores and fire- +crabs. The creation of new breeds of magical creature +is, of course, an activity usually closely observed by +the Department for the Regulation and Control of +Magical Creatures. Hagrid, however, considers himself +to be above such petty restrictions. + +“I was just having some fun,” he says, before hastily +changing the subject. + +As if this were not enough, the Daily Prophet has now +unearthed evidence that Hagrid is not — as he has +always pretended — a pure-blood wizard. He is not, in +fact, even pure human. His mother, we can exclusively +reveal, is none other than the giantess Fridwulfa, +whose whereabouts are currently unknown. + +Bloodthirsty and brutal, the giants brought +themselves to the point of extinction by warring +amongst themselves during the last century. The +handful that remained joined the ranks of He-Who- +Must-Not-Be-Named, and were responsible for some +of the worst mass Muggle killings of his reign of +terror. + +While many of the giants who served He-Who-Must- +Not-Be-Named were killed by Aurors working against +the Dark Side, Fridwulfa was not among them. It is +possible she escaped to one of the giant communities +still existing in foreign mountain ranges. If his antics +during Care of Magical Creatures lessons are any +guide, however, Fridwulfa’s son appears to have +inherited her brutal nature. + +In a bizarre twist, Hagrid is reputed to have developed +a close friendship with the boy who brought around +You-Know- Who’s fall from power — thereby driving +Hagrid ’s own mother, like the rest of You-Know- Who’s + +Page | 485 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +supporters, into hiding. Perhaps Harry Potter is +unaware of the unpleasant truth about his large +friend — but Albus Dumbledore surely has a duty to +ensure that Harry Potter, along with his fellow +students, is warned about the dangers of associating +with part-giants. + + + +Harry finished reading and looked up at Ron, whose +mouth was hanging open. + +“How did she find out?” he whispered. + +But that wasn’t what was bothering Harry. + +“What d’you mean, “we all hate Hagrid’?” Harry spat +at Malfoy. “What’s this rubbish about him” — he +pointed at Crabbe — “getting a bad bite off a +flobberworm? They haven’t even got teeth!” + +Crabbe was sniggering, apparently very pleased with +himself. + +“Well, I think this should put an end to the oaf’s +teaching career,” said Malfoy, his eyes glinting. “Half- +giant ... and there was me thinking he’d just +swallowed a bottle of Skele-Gro when he was young. + +... None of the mummies and daddies are going to like +this at all. ... They’ll be worried he’ll eat their kids, ha, +ha. ...” + +“You — ” + +“Are you paying attention over there?” + +Professor Grubbly-Plank’s voice carried over to the +boys; the girls were all clustered around the unicorn +now, stroking it. Harry was so angry that the Daily + +Page |486 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Prophet article shook in his hands as he turned to +stare unseeingly at the unicorn, whose many magical +properties Professor Grubbly-Plank was now +enumerating in a loud voice, so that the boys could +hear too. + +“I hope she stays, that woman!” said Parvati Patil +when the lesson had ended and they were all heading +back to the castle for lunch. “That’s more what I +thought Care of Magical Creatures would be like . . . +proper creatures like unicorns, not monsters. ...” + +“What about Hagrid?” Harry said angrily as they went +up the steps. + +“What about him?” said Parvati in a hard voice. “He +can still be gamekeeper, can’t he?” + +Parvati had been very cool toward Harry since the +ball. He supposed that he ought to have paid her a bit +more attention, but she seemed to have had a good +time all the same. She was certainly telling anybody +who would listen that she had made arrangements to +meet the boy from Beauxbatons in Hogsmeade on the +next weekend trip. + +“That was a really good lesson,” said Hermione as +they entered the Great Hall. “I didn’t know half the +things Professor Grubbly-Plank told us about uni — ” + +“Look at this!” Harry snarled, and he shoved the Daily +Prophet article under Hermione ’s nose. + +Hermione ’s mouth fell open as she read. Her reaction +was exactly the same as Ron’s. + +“How did that horrible Skeeter woman find out? You +don’t think Hagrid told her?” + + + +Page | 487 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry, leading the way over to the +Gryffindor table and throwing himself into a chair, +furious. “He never even told us, did he? I reckon she +was so mad he wouldn’t give her loads of horrible +stuff about me, she went ferreting around to get him +back.” + +“Maybe she heard him telling Madame Maxime at the +ball,” said Hermione quietly. + +“We’d have seen her in the garden!” said Ron. +“Anyway, she’s not supposed to come into school +anymore, Hagrid said Dumbledore banned her. ...” + +“Maybe she’s got an Invisibility Cloak,” said Harry, +ladling chicken casserole onto his plate and splashing +it everywhere in his anger. “Sort of thing she’d do, +isn’t it, hide in bushes listening to people.” + +“Like you and Ron did, you mean,” said Hermione. + +“We weren’t trying to hear him!” said Ron indignantly. +“We didn’t have any choice! The stupid prat, talking +about his giantess mother where anyone could have +heard him!” + +“We’ve got to go and see him,” said Harry. “This +evening, after Divination. Tell him we want him back +... you do want him back?” he shot at Hermione. + +“I — well, I’m not going to pretend it didn’t make a +nice change, having a proper Care of Magical +Creatures lesson for once — but I do want Hagrid +back, of course I do!” Hermione added hastily, +quailing under Harry’s furious stare. + +So that evening after dinner, the three of them left the +castle once more and went down through the frozen + + + +Page | 488 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +grounds to Hagrid’s cabin. They knocked, and Fang’s +booming barks answered. + +“Hagrid, it’s us!” Harry shouted, pounding on the +door. “Open up! + +Hagrid didn’t answer. They could hear Fang +scratching at the door, whining, but it didn’t open. +They hammered on it for ten more minutes; Ron even +went and banged on one of the windows, but there +was no response. + +“What’s he avoiding us for?” Hermione said when they +had finally given up and were walking back to the +school. “He surely doesn’t think we’d care about him +being half-giant?” + +But it seemed that Hagrid did care. They didn’t see a +sign of him all week. He didn’t appear at the staff +table at mealtimes, they didn’t see him going about +his gamekeeper duties on the grounds, and Professor +Grubbly-Plank continued to take the Care of Magical +Creatures classes. Malfoy was gloating at every +possible opportunity. + +“Missing your half-breed pal?” he kept whispering to +Harry whenever there was a teacher around, so that +he was safe from Harry’s retaliation. “Missing the +elephant-man?” + +There was a Hogsmeade visit halfway through +January. Hermione was very surprised that Harry +was going to go. + +“I just thought you’d want to take advantage of the +common room being quiet,” she said. “Really get to +work on that egg.” + + + +Page | 489 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh I — I reckon I’ve got a pretty good idea what it’s +about now,” Harry lied. + +“Have you really?” said Hermione, looking impressed. +“Well done!” + +Harry’s insides gave a guilty squirm, but he ignored +them. He still had five weeks to work out that egg +clue, after all, and that was ages ... whereas if he +went into Hogsmeade, he might run into Hagrid, and +get a chance to persuade him to come back. + +He, Ron, and Hermione left the castle together on +Saturday and set off through the cold, wet grounds +toward the gates. As they passed the Durmstrang +ship moored in the lake, they saw Viktor Krum +emerge onto the deck, dressed in nothing but +swimming trunks. He was very skinny indeed, but +apparently a lot tougher than he looked, because he +climbed up onto the side of the ship, stretched out his +arms, and dived, right into the lake. + +“He’s mad!” said Harry, staring at Krum’s dark head +as it bobbed out into the middle of the lake. “It must +be freezing, it’s January!” + +“It’s a lot colder where he comes from,” said +Hermione. “I suppose it feels quite warm to him.” + +“Yeah, but there’s still the giant squid,” said Ron. He +didn’t sound anxious — if anything, he sounded +hopeful. Hermione noticed his tone of voice and +frowned. + +“He’s really nice, you know,” she said. “He’s not at all +like you’d think, coming from Durmstrang. He likes it +much better here, he told me.” + + + +Page | 490 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron said nothing. He hadn’t mentioned Viktor Krum +since the ball, but Harry had found a miniature arm +under his bed on Boxing Day, which had looked very +much as though it had been snapped off a small +model figure wearing Bulgarian Quidditch robes. + +Harry kept his eyes skinned for a sign of Hagrid all +the way down the slushy High Street, and suggested a +visit to the Three Broomsticks once he had +ascertained that Hagrid was not in any of the shops. + +The pub was as crowded as ever, but one quick look +around at all the tables told Harry that Hagrid wasn’t +there. Heart sinking, he went up to the bar with Ron +and Hermione, ordered three butter-beers from +Madam Rosmerta, and thought gloomily that he +might just as well have stayed behind and listened to +the egg wailing after all. + +“Doesn’t he ever go into the office?” Hermione +whispered suddenly. “Look!” + +She pointed into the mirror behind the bar, and Harry +saw Ludo Bagman reflected there, sitting in a +shadowy corner with a bunch of goblins. Bagman was +talking very fast in a low voice to the goblins, all of +whom had their arms crossed and were looking rather +menacing. + +It was indeed odd, Harry thought, that Bagman was +here at the Three Broomsticks on a weekend when +there was no Triwizard event, and therefore no +judging to be done. He watched Bagman in the +mirror. He was looking strained again, quite as +strained as he had that night in the forest before the +Dark Mark had appeared. But just then Bagman +glanced over at the bar, saw Harry, and stood up. + + + +Page | 491 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“In a moment, in a moment!” Harry heard him say +brusquely to the goblins, and Bagman hurried +through the pub toward Harry, his boyish grin back +in place. + +“Harry!” he said. “How are you? Been hoping to run +into you! Everything going all right?” + +“Fine, thanks,” said Harry. + +“Wonder if I could have a quick, private word, Harry?” +said Bagman eagerly. “You couldn’t give us a +moment, you two, could you?” + +“Er — okay,” said Ron, and he and Hermione went off +to find a table. + +Bagman led Harry along the bar to the end furthest +from Madam Rosmerta. + +“Well, I just thought I’d congratulate you again on +your splendid performance against that Horntail, +Harry,” said Bagman. “Really superb.” + +“Thanks,” said Harry, but he knew this couldn’t be all +that Bagman wanted to say, because he could have +congratulated Harry in front of Ron and Hermione. +Bagman didn’t seem in any particular rush to spill +the beans, though. Harry saw him glance into the +mirror over the bar at the goblins, who were all +watching him and Harry in silence through their +dark, slanting eyes. + +“Absolute nightmare,” said Bagman to Harry in an +undertone, noticing Harry watching the goblins too. +“Their English isn’t too good ... it’s like being back +with all the Bulgarians at the Quidditch World Cup ... +but at least they used sign language another human +could recognize. This lot keep gabbling in +Page | 492 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Gobbledegook . . . and I only know one word of +Gobbledegook. Bladvak. It means ‘pickax.’ I don’t like +to use it in case they think I’m threatening them.” + +He gave a short, booming laugh. + +“What do they want?” Harry said, noticing how the +goblins were still watching Bagman very closely. + +“Er — well ...” said Bagman, looking suddenly +nervous. “They ... er ... they’re looking for Barry +Crouch.” + +“Why are they looking for him here?” said Harry. “He’s +at the Ministry in London, isn’t he?” + +“Er ... as a matter of fact, I’ve no idea where he is,” +said Bagman. “He’s sort of ... stopped coming to work. +Been absent for a couple of weeks now. Young Percy, +his assistant, says he’s ill. Apparently he’s just been +sending instructions in by owl. But would you mind +not mentioning that to anyone, Harry? Because Rita +Skeeter’s still poking around everywhere she can, and +I’m willing to bet she’d work up Barty’s illness into +something sinister. Probably say he’s gone missing +like Bertha Jorkins.” + +“Have you heard anything about Bertha Jorkins?” +Harry asked. + +“No,” said Bagman, looking strained again. “I’ve got +people looking, of course ...” (About time, thought +Harry) “and it’s all very strange. She definitely arrived +in Albania, because she met her second cousin there. +And then she left the cousin’s house to go south and +see an aunt . . . and she seems to have vanished +without trace en route. Blowed if I can see where +she’s got to ... she doesn’t seem the type to elope, for +instance ... but still. ... What are we doing, talking +Page | 493 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +about goblins and Bertha Jorkins? I really wanted to +ask you” — he lowered his voice — “how are you +getting on with your golden egg?” + +“Er ... not bad,” Harry said untruthfully. + +Bagman seemed to know he wasn’t being honest. + +“Listen, Harry,” he said (still in a very low voice), “I +feel very bad about all this . . . you were thrown into +this tournament, you didn’t volunteer for it... and if +...” (his voice was so quiet now, Harry had to lean +closer to listen) “if I can help at all ... a prod in the +right direction ... I’ve taken a liking to you ... the way +you got past that dragon! ... well, just say the word.” + +Harry stared up into Bagman’s round, rosy face and +his wide, baby-blue eyes. + +“We’re supposed to work out the clues alone, aren’t +we?” he said, careful to keep his voice casual and not +sound as though he was accusing the head of the +Department of Magical Games and Sports of breaking +the rules. + +“Well ... well, yes,” said Bagman impatiently, “but — +come on, Harry — we all want a Hogwarts victory, +don’t we?” + +“Have you offered Cedric help?” Harry said. + +The smallest of frowns creased Bagman’s smooth +face. “No, I haven’t,” he said. “I — well, like I say, I’ve +taken a liking to you. Just thought I’d offer ...” + +“Well, thanks,” said Harry, “but I think I’m nearly +there with the egg . . . couple more days should crack +it.” + + + +Page | 494 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He wasn’t entirely sure why he was refusing +Bagman’s help, except that Bagman was almost a +stranger to him, and accepting his assistance would +feel somehow much more like cheating than asking +advice from Ron, Hermione, or Sirius. + +Bagman looked almost affronted, but couldn’t say +much more as Fred and George turned up at that +point. + +“Hello, Mr. Bagman,” said Fred brightly. “Can we buy +you a drink?” + +“Er ... no,” said Bagman, with a last disappointed +glance at Harry, “no, thank you, boys ...” + +Fred and George looked quite as disappointed as +Bagman, who was surveying Harry as though he had +let him down badly. + +“Well, I must dash,” he said. “Nice seeing you all. + +Good luck, Harry.” + +He hurried out of the pub. The goblins all slid off their +chairs and exited after him. Harry went to rejoin Ron +and Hermione. + +“What did he want?” Ron said, the moment Harry had +sat down. + +“He offered to help me with the golden egg,” said +Harry. + +“He shouldn’t be doing that!” said Hermione, looking +very shocked. “He’s one of the judges! And anyway, +you’ve already worked it out — haven’t you?” + +“Er ... nearly,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 495 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I don’t think Dumbledore would like it if he +knew Bagman was trying to persuade you to cheat!” +said Hermione, still looking deeply disapproving. “I +hope he’s trying to help Cedric as much!” + +“He’s not, I asked,” said Harry. + +“Who cares if Diggory’s getting help?” said Ron. Harry +privately agreed. + +“Those goblins didn’t look very friendly,” said +Hermione, sipping her butterbeer. “What were they +doing here?” + +“Looking for Crouch, according to Bagman,” said +Harry. “He’s still ill. Hasn’t been into work.” + +“Maybe Percy’s poisoning him,” said Ron. “Probably +thinks if Crouch snuffs it he’ll be made head of the +Department of International Magical Cooperation.” + +Hermione gave Ron a don’t -joke-about-things-like- +that look, and said, “Funny, goblins looking for Mr. +Crouch. . . . They’d normally deal with the Department +for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures.” + +“Crouch can speak loads of different languages, +though,” said Harry. “Maybe they need an +interpreter.” + +“Worrying about poor ’ickle goblins, now, are you?” +Ron asked Hermione. “Thinking of starting up +S.P.U.G. or something? Society for the Protection of +Ugly Goblins?” + +“Ha, ha, ha,” said Hermione sarcastically. “Goblins +don’t need protection. Haven’t you been listening to +what Professor Binns has been telling us about goblin +rebellions?” + +Page | 496 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry and Ron together. + +“Well, they’re quite capable of dealing with wizards,” +said Hermione, taking another sip of butterbeer. +“They’re very clever. They’re not like house-elves, who +never stick up for themselves.” + +“Uh-oh,” said Ron, staring at the door. + +Rita Skeeter had just entered. She was wearing +banana-yellow robes today; her long nails were +painted shocking pink, and she was accompanied by +her paunchy photographer. She bought drinks, and +she and the photographer made their way through +the crowds to a table nearby, Harry, Ron, and +Hermione glaring at her as she approached. She was +talking fast and looking very satisfied about +something. + +"... didn’t seem very keen to talk to us, did he, Bozo? +Now, why would that be, do you think? And what’s he +doing with a pack of goblins in tow anyway? Showing +them the sights . . . what nonsense ... he was always a +bad liar. Reckon something’s up? Think we should do +a bit of digging? ‘Disgraced Ex-Head of Magical +Games and Sports, Ludo Bagman ...’ Snappy start to +a sentence, Bozo — we just need to find a story to fit +it — ” + + + +“Trying to ruin someone else’s life?” said Harry loudly. + +A few people looked around. Rita Skeeter ’s eyes +widened behind her jeweled spectacles as she saw +who had spoken. + +“Harry!” she said, beaming. “How lovely! Why don’t +you come and join — ?” + + + +Page | 497 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I wouldn’t come near you with a ten-foot +broomstick,” said Harry furiously. “What did you do +that to Hagrid for, eh?” + +Rita Skeeter raised her heavily penciled eyebrows. + +“Our readers have a right to the truth, Harry. I am +merely doing my — ” + +“Who cares if he’s half- giant?” Harry shouted. “There’s +nothing wrong with him!” + +The whole pub had gone very quiet. Madam Rosmerta +was staring over from behind the bar, apparently +oblivious to the fact that the flagon she was filling +with mead was overflowing. + +Rita Skeeter’s smile flickered very slightly, but she +hitched it back almost at once; she snapped open her +crocodile-skin handbag, pulled out her Quick-Quotes +Quill, and said, “How about giving me an interview +about the Hagrid you know, Harry? The man behind +the muscles? Your unlikely friendship and the +reasons behind it. Would you call him a father +substitute?” + +Hermione stood up very abruptly, her butterbeer +clutched in her hand as though it were a grenade. + +“You horrible woman,” she said, through gritted teeth, +“you don’t care, do you, anything for a story, and +anyone will do, won’t they? Even Ludo Bagman — ” + +“Sit down, you silly little girl, and don’t talk about +things you don’t understand,” said Rita Skeeter +coldly, her eyes hardening as they fell on Hermione. “I +know things about Ludo Bagman that would make +your hair curl . . . not that it needs it — ” she added, +eyeing Hermione ’s bushy hair. + +Page | 498 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Let’s go,” said Hermione, “c’mon, Harry — Ron ...” + + + +They left; many people were staring at them as they +went. Harry glanced back as they reached the door. +Rita Skeeter’s Quick-Quotes Quill was out; it was +zooming backward and forward over a piece of +parchment on the table. + +“She’ll be after you next, Hermione,” said Ron in a low +and worried voice as they walked quickly back up the +street. + +“Let her try!” said Hermione defiantly; she was +shaking with rage. “I’ll show her! Silly little girl, am I? +Oh, I’ll get her back for this. First Harry, then Hagrid + + + +“You don’t want to go upsetting Rita Skeeter,” said +Ron nervously. “I’m serious, Hermione, she’ll dig up +something on you — ” + +“My parents don’t read the Daily Prophet She can’t +scare me into hiding!” said Hermione, now striding +along so fast that it was all Harry and Ron could do to +keep up with her. The last time Harry had seen +Hermione in a rage like this, she had hit Draco Malfoy +around the face. “And Hagrid isn’t hiding anymore! + +He should never have let that excuse for a human +being upset him! Come on!” + +Breaking into a run, she led them all the way back up +the road, through the gates flanked by winged boars, +and up through the grounds to Hagrid ’s cabin. + +The curtains were still drawn, and they could hear +Fang barking as they approached. + +“Hagrid!” Hermione shouted, pounding on his front +door. “Hagrid, that’s enough! We know you’re in there! + +Page | 499 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Nobody cares if your mum was a giantess, Hagrid! + +You can’t let that foul Skeeter woman do this to you! +Hagrid, get out here, you’re just being — ” + +The door opened. Hermione said, “About t — !” and +then stopped, very suddenly, because she had found +herself face-to-face, not with Hagrid, but with Albus +Dumbledore. + +“Good afternoon,” he said pleasantly, smiling down at +them. + +“We — er — we wanted to see Hagrid,” said Hermione +in a rather small voice. + +“Yes, I surmised as much,” said Dumbledore, his eyes +twinkling. “Why don’t you come in?” + +“Oh ... um ... okay,” said Hermione. + +She, Ron, and Harry went into the cabin; Fang +launched himself upon Harry the moment he entered, +barking madly and trying to lick his ears. Harry +fended off Fang and looked around. + +Hagrid was sitting at his table, where there were two +large mugs of tea. He looked a real mess. His face was +blotchy, his eyes swollen, and he had gone to the +other extreme where his hair was concerned; far from +trying to make it behave, it now looked like a wig of +tangled wire. + +“Hi, Hagrid,” said Harry. + +Hagrid looked up. + +“ ’Lo,” he said in a very hoarse voice. + + + +Page | 500 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“More tea, I think,” said Dumbledore, closing the door +behind Harry, Ron, and Hermione, drawing out his +wand, and twiddling it; a revolving tea tray appeared +in midair along with a plate of cakes. Dumbledore +magicked the tray onto the table, and everybody sat +down. There was a slight pause, and then +Dumbledore said, “Did you by any chance hear what +Miss Granger was shouting, Hagrid?” + +Hermione went slightly pink, but Dumbledore smiled +at her and continued, “Hermione, Harry, and Ron still +seem to want to know you, judging by the way they +were attempting to break down the door.” + +“Of course we still want to know you!” Harry said, +staring at Hagrid. “You don’t think anything that +Skeeter cow — sorry, Professor,” he added quickly, +looking at Dumbledore. + +“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea +what you said, Harry,” said Dumbledore, twiddling +his thumbs and staring at the ceiling. + +“Er — right,” said Harry sheepishly. “I just meant — +Hagrid, how could you think we’d care what that — +woman — wrote about you?” + +Two fat tears leaked out of Hagrid ’s beetle-black eyes +and fell slowly into his tangled beard. + +“Living proof of what I’ve been telling you, Hagrid,” +said Dumbledore, still looking carefully up at the +ceiling. “I have shown you the letters from the +countless parents who remember you from their own +days here, telling me in no uncertain terms that if I +sacked you, they would have something to say about +it — ” + + + +Page | 501 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not all of ’em,” said Hagrid hoarsely. “Not all of ’em +wan’ me ter stay.” + +“Really, Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal +popularity, I’m afraid you will be in this cabin for a +very long time,” said Dumbledore, now peering sternly +over his half-moon spectacles. “Not a week has +passed since I became headmaster of this school +when I haven’t had at least one owl complaining +about the way I run it. But what should I do? +Barricade myself in my study and refuse to talk to +anybody?” + +“Yeh — yeh’re not half-giant!” said Hagrid croakily. + +“Hagrid, look what I’ve got for relatives!” Harry said +furiously. “Look at the Dursleys!” + +“An excellent point,” said Professor Dumbledore. “My +own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing +inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the +papers, but did Aberforth hide? No, he did not! He +held his head high and went about his business as +usual! Of course, I’m not entirely sure he can read, so +that may not have been bravery. ...” + +“Come back and teach, Hagrid,” said Hermione +quietly, “please come back, we really miss you.” + +Hagrid gulped. More tears leaked out down his cheeks +and into his tangled beard. + +Dumbledore stood up. “I refuse to accept your +resignation, Hagrid, and I expect you back at work on +Monday,” he said. “You will join me for breakfast at +eight-thirty in the Great Hall. No excuses. Good +afternoon to you all.” + + + +Page | 502 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore left the cabin, pausing only to scratch +Fang’s ears. When the door had shut behind him, +Hagrid began to sob into his dustbin-lid-sized hands. +Hermione kept patting his arm, and at last, Hagrid +looked up, his eyes very red indeed, and said, “Great +man, Dumbledore ... great man ...” + +“Yeah, he is,” said Ron. “Can I have one of these +cakes, Hagrid?” + +“Help yerself,” said Hagrid, wiping his eyes on the +back of his hand. “Ar, he’s righ’, o’ course — yeh’re all +righ’ ... I bin stupid ... my ol’ dad woulda bin +ashamed o’ the way I’ve bin behavin’. ...” More tears +leaked out, but he wiped them away more forcefully, +and said, “Never shown you a picture of my old dad, +have I? Here ...” + +Hagrid got up, went over to his dresser, opened a +drawer, and pulled out a picture of a short wizard +with Hagrid’s crinkled black eyes, beaming as he sat +on top of Hagrid’s shoulder. Hagrid was a good seven +or eight feet tall, judging by the apple tree beside him, +but his face was beardless, young, round, and smooth +— he looked hardly older than eleven. + +“Tha’ was taken jus’ after I got inter Hogwarts,” + +Hagrid croaked. “Dad was dead chuffed ... thought I +migh’ not be a wizard, see, ’cos me mum ... well, +anyway. ’Course, I never was great shakes at magic, +really ... but at least he never saw me expelled. Died, +see, in me second year. ... + +“Dumbledore was the one who stuck up for me after +Dad went. Got me the gamekeeper job ... trusts +people, he does. Gives ’em second chances ... tha’s +what sets him apar’ from other heads, see. He’ll +accept anyone at Hogwarts, s’long as they’ve got the +talent. Knows people can turn out okay even if their +Page | 503 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +families weren’ ... well ... all tha’ respectable. But +some don’ understand that. There’s some who’d +always hold it against yeh ... there’s some who’d even +pretend they just had big bones rather than stand up +an’ say — I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. + +‘Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s +some wholl hold it against you, but they’re not worth +botherin’ with.’ An’ he was right. I’ve bin an idiot. I’m +not botherin’ with her no more, I promise yeh that. + +Big bones ... I’ll give her big bones.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at one another +nervously; Harry would rather have taken fifty Blast- +Ended Skrewts for a walk than admit to Hagrid that +he had overheard him talking to Madame Maxime, +but Hagrid was still talking, apparently unaware that +he had said anything odd. + +“Yeh know wha’, Harry?” he said, looking up from the +photograph of his father, his eyes very bright, “when I +firs’ met you, you reminded me o’ me a bit. Mum an’ +Dad gone, an’ you was feelin’ like yeh wouldn’ fit in at +Hogwarts, remember? Not sure yeh were really up to +it ... an’ now look at yeh, Harry! School champion!” + +He looked at Harry for a moment and then said, very +seriously, “Yeh know what I’d love, Harry? I’d love yeh +ter win, I really would. It’d show ’em all ... yeh don’ +have ter be pureblood ter do it. Yeh don’ have ter be +ashamed of what yeh are. It’d show ’em Dumbledore’s +the one who’s got it righ’, lettin’ anyone in as long as +they can do magic. How you doin’ with that egg, +Harry?” + +“Great,” said Harry. “Really great.” + +Hagrid ’s miserable face broke into a wide, watery +smile. + + + +Page | 504 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tha’s my boy ... you show ’em, Harry, you show ’em. +Beat ’em all.” + +Lying to Hagrid wasn’t quite like lying to anyone else. +Harry went back to the castle later that afternoon +with Ron and Hermione, unable to banish the image +of the happy expression on Hagrid’s whiskery face as +he had imagined Harry winning the tournament. The +incomprehensible egg weighed more heavily than ever +on Harry’s conscience that evening, and by the time +he had got into bed, he had made up his mind — it +was time to shelve his pride and see if Cedric’s hint +was worth anything. + + + +Page | 505 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + + +THE EGG AND THE EYE + +As Harry had no idea how long a bath he would need +to work out the secret of the golden egg, he decided to +do it at night, when he would be able to take as much +time as he wanted. Reluctant though he was to accept +more favours from Cedric, he also decided to use the +prefects’ bathroom; far fewer people were allowed in +there, so it was much less likely that he would be +disturbed. + +Harry planned his excursion carefully, because he +had been caught out of bed and out-of-bounds by +Filch the caretaker in the middle of the night once +before, and had no desire to repeat the experience. + +The Invisibility Cloak would, of course, be essential, +and as an added precaution, Harry thought he would +take the Marauder’s Map, which, next to the cloak, +was the most useful aid to rule-breaking Harry +owned. The map showed the whole of Hogwarts, +including its many shortcuts and secret passageways +and, most important of all, it revealed the people +inside the castle as minuscule, labeled dots, moving +around the corridors, so that Harry would be +Page | 506 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +forewarned if somebody was approaching the +bathroom. + + + +On Thursday night, Harry sneaked up to bed, put on +the cloak, crept back downstairs, and, just as he had +done on the night when Hagrid had shown him the +dragons, waited for the portrait hole to open. This +time it was Ron who waited outside to give the Fat +Lady the password (“banana fritters”). “Good luck,” +Ron muttered, climbing into the room as Harry crept +out past him. + +It was awkward moving under the cloak tonight, +because Harry had the heavy egg under one arm and +the map held in front of his nose with the other. +However, the moonlit corridors were empty and silent, +and by checking the map at strategic intervals, Harry +was able to ensure that he wouldn’t run into anyone +he wanted to avoid. When he reached the statue of +Boris the Bewildered, a lost-looking wizard with his +gloves on the wrong hands, he located the right door, +leaned close to it, and muttered the password, “Pine +fresh,” just as Cedric had told him. + +The door creaked open. Harry slipped inside, bolted +the door behind him, and pulled off the Invisibility +Cloak, looking around. + +His immediate reaction was that it would be worth +becoming a prefect just to be able to use this +bathroom. It was softly lit by a splendid candle-filled +chandelier, and everything was made of white marble, +including what looked like an empty, rectangular +swimming pool sunk into the middle of the floor. + +About a hundred golden taps stood all around the +pool’s edges, each with a differently colored jewel set +into its handle. There was also a diving board. Long +white linen curtains hung at the windows; a large pile +of fluffy white towels sat in a corner, and there was a +Page | 507 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +single golden-framed painting on the wall. It featured +a blonde mermaid who was fast asleep on a rock, her +long hair over her face. It fluttered every time she +snored. + +Harry moved forward, looking around, his footsteps +echoing off the walls. Magnificent though the +bathroom was — and quite keen though he was to try +out a few of those taps — now he was here he +couldn’t quite suppress the feeling that Cedric might +have been having him on. How on earth was this +supposed to help solve the mystery of the egg? +Nevertheless, he put one of the fluffy towels, the +cloak, the map, and the egg at the side of the +swimming-pool-sized bath, then knelt down and +turned on a few of the taps. + +He could tell at once that they carried different sorts +of bubble bath mixed with the water, though it wasn’t +bubble bath as Harry had ever experienced it. One +tap gushed pink and blue bubbles the size of +footballs; another poured ice-white foam so thick that +Harry thought it would have supported his weight if +he’d cared to test it; a third sent heavily perfumed +purple clouds hovering over the surface of the water. +Harry amused himself for a while turning the taps on +and off, particularly enjoying the effect of one whose +jet bounced off the surface of the water in large arcs. +Then, when the deep pool was full of hot water, foam, +and bubbles, which took a very short time +considering its size, Harry turned off all the taps, +pulled off his pajamas, slippers, and dressing gown, +and slid into the water. + +It was so deep that his feet barely touched the +bottom, and he actually did a couple of lengths before +swimming back to the side and treading water, +staring at the egg. Highly enjoyable though it was to +swim in hot and foamy water with clouds of different- +Page | 508 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +colored steam wafting all around him, no stroke of +brilliance came to him, no sudden burst of +understanding. + +Harry stretched out his arms, lifted the egg in his wet +hands, and opened it. The wailing, screeching sound +filled the bathroom, echoing and reverberating off the +marble walls, but it sounded just as +incomprehensible as ever, if not more so with all the +echoes. He snapped it shut again, worried that the +sound would attract Filch, wondering whether that +hadn’t been Cedric’s plan — and then, making him +jump so badly that he dropped the egg, which +clattered away across the bathroom floor, someone +spoke. + +“I’d try putting it in the water, if I were you.” + +Harry had swallowed a considerable amount of +bubbles in shock. He stood up, sputtering, and saw +the ghost of a very glum-looking girl sitting cross- +legged on top of one of the taps. It was Moaning +Myrtle, who was usually to be heard sobbing in the S- +bend of a toilet three floors below. + +“Myrtle!” Harry said in outrage, “I’m — I’m not +wearing anything!” + +The foam was so dense that this hardly mattered, but +he had a nasty feeling that Myrtle had been spying on +him from out of one of the taps ever since he had +arrived. + +“I closed my eyes when you got in,” she said, blinking +at him through her thick spectacles. “You haven’t +been to see me for ages.” + +“Yeah ... well ...” said Harry, bending his knees +slightly, just to make absolutely sure Myrtle couldn’t + +Page | 509 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +see anything but his head, “I’m not supposed to come +into your bathroom, am I? It’s a girls’ one.” + + + +“You didn’t used to care,” said Myrtle miserably. “You +used to be in there all the time.” + +This was true, though only because Harry, Ron, and +Hermione had found Myrtle’s out-of-order toilets a +convenient place to brew Polyjuice Potion in secret — +a forbidden potion that had turned him and Ron into +living replicas of Crabbe and Goyle for an hour, so +that they could sneak into the Slytherin common +room. + +“I got told off for going in there,” said Harry, which +was half-true; Percy had once caught him coming out +of Myrtle’s bathroom. “I thought I’d better not come +back after that.” + +“Oh ... I see ...” said Myrtle, picking at a spot on her +chin in a morose sort of way. “Well... anyway ... I’d try +the egg in the water. That’s what Cedric Diggory did.” + +“Have you been spying on him too?” said Harry +indignantly. “What d’you do, sneak up here in the +evenings to watch the prefects take baths?” + +“Sometimes,” said Myrtle, rather slyly, “but I’ve never +come out to speak to anyone before.” + +“I’m honored,” said Harry darkly. “You keep your eyes +shut!” + +He made sure Myrtle had her glasses well covered +before hoisting himself out of the bath, wrapping the +towel firmly around his waist, and going to retrieve +the egg. Once he was back in the water, Myrtle peered +through her fingers and said, “Go on, then . . . open it +under the water!” + +Page | 510 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry lowered the egg beneath the foamy surface and +opened it ... and this time, it did not wail. A gurgling +song was coming out of it, a song whose words he +couldn’t distinguish through the water. + +“You need to put your head under too,” said Myrtle, +who seemed to be thoroughly enjoying bossing him +around. “Go on!” + +Harry took a great breath and slid under the surface +— and now, sitting on the marble bottom of the +bubble-filled bath, he heard a chorus of eerie voices +singing to him from the open egg in his hands: + +“Come seek us where our voices sound, + +We cannot sing above the ground, + +And while you’re searching ponder this: + +We’ve taken what you’ll sorely miss, + +An hour long you’ll have to look, + +And to recover what we took, + +But past an hour — the prospect’s black, + +Too late, it’s gone, it won’t come back.” + +Harry let himself float back upward and broke the +bubbly surface, shaking his hair out of his eyes. + +“Hear it?” said Myrtle. + +“Yeah ... ‘Come seek us where our voices sound ...’ +and if I need persuading . . . hang on, I need to listen +again. ...” + + + +Page | 511 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He sank back beneath the water. It took three more +underwater renditions of the egg’s song before Harry +had it memorized; then he trod water for a while, +thinking hard, while Myrtle sat and watched him. + +“I’ve got to go and look for people who can’t use their +voices above the ground. ...” he said slowly. “Er ... +who could that be?” + +“Slow, aren’t you?” + +He had never seen Moaning Myrtle so cheerful, apart +from the day when a dose of Polyjuice Potion had +given Hermione the hairy face and tail of a cat. Harry +stared around the bathroom, thinking ... if the voices +could only be heard underwater, then it made sense +for them to belong to underwater creatures. He ran +this theory past Myrtle, who smirked at him. + +“Well, that’s what Diggory thought,” she said. “He lay +there talking to himself for ages about it. Ages and +ages ... nearly all the bubbles had gone. ...” + +“Underwater ...” Harry said slowly. “Myrtle ... what +lives in the lake, apart from the giant squid?” + +“Oh all sorts,” she said. “I sometimes go down there +... sometimes don’t have any choice, if someone +flushes my toilet when I’m not expecting it. ...” + +Trying not to think about Moaning Myrtle zooming +down a pipe to the lake with the contents of a toilet, +Harry said, “Well, does anything in there have a +human voice? Hang on — ” + +Harry’s eyes had fallen on the picture of the snoozing +mermaid on the wall. + +“Myrtle, there aren’t merpeople in there, are there?” + +Page | 512 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oooh, very good,” she said, her thick glasses +twinkling, “it took Diggory much longer than that! + +And that was with her awake too” — Myrtle jerked her +head toward the mermaid with an expression of great +dislike on her glum face — “giggling and showing off +and flashing her fins. ...” + +“That’s it, isn’t it?” said Harry excitedly. “The second +task’s to go and find the merpeople in the lake and . . . +and ...” + +But he suddenly realized what he was saying, and he +felt the excitement drain out of him as though +someone had just pulled a plug in his stomach. He +wasn’t a very good swimmer; he’d never had much +practice. Dudley had had lessons in his youth, but +Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon, no doubt hoping +that Harry would drown one day, hadn’t bothered to +give him any. A couple of lengths of this bath were all +very well, but that lake was very large, and very deep +. . . and merpeople would surely live right at the +bottom. ... + +“Myrtle,” Harry said slowly, “how am I supposed to +breathe ?” + +At this, Myrtle’s eyes filled with sudden tears again. + +“Tactless!” she muttered, groping in her robes for a +handkerchief. + +“What’s tactless?” said Harry, bewildered. + +“Talking about breathing in front of me!” she said +shrilly, and her voice echoed loudly around the +bathroom. “When I can’t ... when I haven’t ... not for +ages ...” + + + +Page | 513 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She buried her face in her handkerchief and sniffed +loudly. Harry remembered how touchy Myrtle had +always been about being dead, but none of the other +ghosts he knew made such a fuss about it. + +“Sorry,” he said impatiently. “I didn’t mean — I just +forgot ...” + +“Oh yes, very easy to forget Myrtle’s dead,” said +Myrtle, gulping, looking at him out of swollen eyes. +“Nobody missed me even when I was alive. Took them +hours and hours to find my body — I know, I was +sitting there waiting for them. Olive Hornby came into +the bathroom — ‘Are you in here again, sulking, +Myrtle?’ she said, ‘because Professor Dippet asked me +to look for you — ’ And then she saw my body . . . +ooooh, she didn’t forget it until her dying day, I made +sure of that . . . followed her around and reminded her, +I did. I remember at her brother’s wedding — ” + +But Harry wasn’t listening; he was thinking about the +merpeople’s song again. “We’ve taken what you’ll +sorely miss.” That sounded as though they were going +to steal something of his, something he had to get +back. What were they going to take? + +“ — and then, of course, she went to the Ministry of +Magic to stop me stalking her, so I had to come back +here and live in my toilet.” + +“Good,” said Harry vaguely. “Well, I’m a lot further on +than I was. ... Shut your eyes again, will you? I’m +getting out.” + +He retrieved the egg from the bottom of the bath, +climbed out, dried himself, and pulled on his pajamas +and dressing gown again. + + + +Page | 514 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Will you come and visit me in my bathroom again +sometime?” Moaning Myrtle asked mournfully as +Harry picked up the Invisibility Cloak. + +“Er ... I’ll try,” Harry said, though privately thinking +the only way he’d be visiting Myrtle’s bathroom again +was if every other toilet in the castle got blocked. “See +you, Myrtle ... thanks for your help.” + +“ ’Bye, ’bye,” she said gloomily, and as Harry put on +the Invisibility Cloak he saw her zoom back up the +tap. + +Out in the dark corridor, Harry examined the +Marauder’s Map to check that the coast was still +clear. Yes, the dots belonging to Filch and his cat, + +Mrs. Norris, were safely in their office ... nothing else +seemed to be moving apart from Peeves, though he +was bouncing around the trophy room on the floor +above. ... Harry had taken his first step back toward +Gryffindor Tower when something else on the map +caught his eye ... something distinctly odd. + +Peeves was not the only thing that was moving. A +single dot was flitting around a room in the bottom +left-hand corner — Snape’s office. But the dot wasn’t +labeled “Severus Snape” ... it was Bartemius Crouch. + +Harry stared at the dot. Mr. Crouch was supposed to +be too ill to go to work or to come to the Yule Ball — +so what was he doing, sneaking into Hogwarts at one +o’clock in the morning? Harry watched closely as the +dot moved around and around the room, pausing +here and there. ... + +Harry hesitated, thinking . . . and then his curiosity got +the better of him. He turned and set off in the +opposite direction toward the nearest staircase. He +was going to see what Crouch was up to. + +Page | 515 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry walked down the stairs as quietly as possible, +though the faces in some of the portraits still turned +curiously at the squeak of a floorboard, the rustle of +his pajamas. He crept along the corridor below, +pushed aside a tapestry about halfway along, and +proceeded down a narrower staircase, a shortcut that +would take him down two floors. He kept glancing +down at the map, wondering ... It just didn’t seem in +character, somehow, for correct, law-abiding Mr. +Crouch to be sneaking around somebody else’s office +this late at night. ... + +And then, halfway down the staircase, not thinking +about what he was doing, not concentrating on +anything but the peculiar behavior of Mr. Crouch, +Harry’s leg suddenly sank right through the trick step +Neville always forgot to jump. He gave an ungainly +wobble, and the golden egg, still damp from the bath, +slipped from under his arm. He lurched forward to try +and catch it, but too late; the egg fell down the long +staircase with a bang as loud as a bass drum on +every step — the Invisibility Cloak slipped — Harry +snatched at it, and the Marauder’s Map fluttered out +of his hand and slid down six stairs, where, sunk in +the step to above his knee, he couldn’t reach it. + +The golden egg fell through the tapestry at the bottom +of the staircase, burst open, and began wailing loudly +in the corridor below. Harry pulled out his wand and +struggled to touch the Marauder’s Map, to wipe it +blank, but it was too far away to reach — + +Pulling the cloak back over himself Harry +straightened up, listening hard with his eyes screwed +up with fear ... and, almost immediately — + +“PEEVES!” + + + +Page | 516 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was the unmistakable hunting cry of Filch the +caretaker. Harry could hear his rapid, shuffling +footsteps coming nearer and nearer, his wheezy voice +raised in fury. + +“What’s this racket? Wake up the whole castle, will +you? I’ll have you, Peeves, I’ll have you, you’ll ... and +what is this?” + +Filch ’s footsteps halted; there was a clink of metal on +metal and the wailing stopped — Filch had picked up +the egg and closed it. Harry stood very still, one leg +still jammed tightly in the magical step, listening. Any +moment now, Filch was going to pull aside the +tapestry, expecting to see Peeves . . . and there would +be no Peeves ... but if he came up the stairs, he would +spot the Marauder’s Map ... and Invisibility Cloak or +not, the map would show “Harry Potter” standing +exactly where he was. + +“Egg?” Filch said quietly at the foot of the stairs. “My +sweet!” — Mrs. Norris was obviously with him — “This +is a Triwizard clue! This belongs to a school +champion!” + +Harry felt sick; his heart was hammering very fast — + +“PEEVES!” Filch roared gleefully. “You’ve been +stealing!” + +He ripped back the tapestry below, and Harry saw his +horrible, pouchy face and bulging, pale eyes staring +up the dark and (to Filch) deserted staircase. + +“Hiding, are you?” he said softly. “I’m coming to get +you, Peeves. ... You’ve gone and stolen a Tri wizard +clue, Peeves. ... Dumbledore’ll have you out of here +for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeist. ...” + + + +Page | 517 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Filch started to climb the stairs, his scrawny, dust- +colored cat at his heels. Mrs. Norris’s lamp-like eyes, +so very like her master’s, were fixed directly upon +Harry. He had had occasion before now to wonder +whether the Invisibility Cloak worked on cats. ... Sick +with apprehension, he watched Filch drawing nearer +and nearer in his old flannel dressing gown — he +tried desperately to pull his trapped leg free, but it +merely sank a few more inches — any second now, +Filch was going to spot the map or walk right into him + + + +“Filch? What’s going on?” + +Filch stopped a few steps below Harry and turned. At +the foot of the stairs stood the only person who could +make Harry’s situation worse: Snape. He was wearing +a long gray nightshirt and he looked livid. + +“It’s Peeves, Professor,” Filch whispered malevolently. +“He threw this egg down the stairs.” + +Snape climbed up the stairs quickly and stopped +beside Filch. Harry gritted his teeth, convinced his +loudly thumping heart would give him away at any +second. ... + +“Peeves?” said Snape softly, staring at the egg in +Filch’s hands. “But Peeves couldn’t get into my office. + + + +“This egg was in your office, Professor?” + +“Of course not,” Snape snapped. “I heard banging and +wailing — ” + +“Yes, Professor, that was the egg — ” + +“ — I was coming to investigate — ” + +Page | 518 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — Peeves threw it, Professor — ” + +“ — and when I passed my office, I saw that the +torches were lit and a cupboard door was ajar! +Somebody has been searching it!” + +“But Peeves couldn’t — ” + +“I know he couldn’t, Filch!” Snape snapped again. “I +seal my office with a spell none but a wizard could +break!” Snape looked up the stairs, straight through +Harry, and then down into the corridor below. “I want +you to come and help me search for the intruder, +Filch.” + +“I — yes, Professor — but — ” + +Filch looked yearningly up the stairs, right through +Harry, who could see that he was very reluctant to +forgo the chance of cornering Peeves. Go, Harry +pleaded with him silently, go with Snape ... go ... Mrs. +Norris was peering around Filch ’s legs. ... Harry had +the distinct impression that she could smell him. ... +Why had he filled that bath with so much perfumed +foam? + +“The thing is, Professor,” said Filch plaintively, “the +headmaster will have to listen to me this time. Peeves +has been stealing from a student, it might be my +chance to get him thrown out of the castle once and +for all — ” + +“Filch, I don’t give a damn about that wretched +poltergeist; it’s my office that’s — ” + +Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. + +Snape stopped talking very abruptly. He and Filch +both looked down at the foot of the stairs. Harry saw + +Page | 519 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mad-Eye Moody limp into sight through the narrow +gap between their heads. Moody was wearing his old +traveling cloak over his nightshirt and leaning on his +staff as usual. + +“Pajama party, is it?” he growled up the stairs. + +“Professor Snape and I heard noises, Professor,” said +Filch at once. “Peeves the Poltergeist, throwing things +around as usual — and then Professor Snape +discovered that someone had broken into his off — ” + +“Shut up!” Snape hissed to Filch. + +Moody took a step closer to the foot of the stairs. + +Harry saw Moody’s magical eye travel over Snape, and +then, unmistakably, onto himself. + +Harry’s heart gave a horrible jolt. Moody could see +through Invisibility Cloaks ... he alone could see the +full strangeness of the scene: Snape in his nightshirt, +Filch clutching the egg, and he, Harry, trapped in the +stairs behind them. Moody’s lopsided gash of a mouth +opened in surprise. For a few seconds, he and Harry +stared straight into each other’s eyes. Then Moody +closed his mouth and turned his blue eye upon Snape +again. + +“Did I hear that correctly, Snape?” he asked slowly. +“Someone broke into your office?” + +“It is unimportant,” said Snape coldly. + +“On the contrary,” growled Moody, “it is very +important. Who’d want to break into your office?” + +“A student, I daresay,” said Snape. Harry could see a +vein flickering horribly on Snape ’s greasy temple. “It +has happened before. Potion ingredients have gone + +Page | 520 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +missing from my private store cupboard ... students +attempting illicit mixtures, no doubt. ...” + +“Reckon they were after potion ingredients, eh?” said +Moody. “Not hiding anything else in your office, are +you?” + +Harry saw the edge of Snape ’s sallow face turn a +nasty brick color, the vein in his temple pulsing more +rapidly. + +“You know I’m hiding nothing, Moody,” he said in a +soft and dangerous voice, “as you’ve searched my +office pretty thoroughly yourself.” + +Moody’s face twisted into a smile. “Auror’s privilege, +Snape. Dumbledore told me to keep an eye — ” + +“Dumbledore happens to trust me,” said Snape +through clenched teeth. “I refuse to believe that he +gave you orders to search my office!” + +“ ’Course Dumbledore trusts you,” growled Moody. +“He’s a trusting man, isn’t he? Believes in second +chances. But me — I say there are spots that don’t +come off, Snape. Spots that never come off, d’you +know what I mean?” + +Snape suddenly did something very strange. He +seized his left forearm convulsively with his right +hand, as though something on it had hurt him. + +Moody laughed. “Get back to bed, Snape.” + +“You don’t have the authority to send me anywhere!” +Snape hissed, letting go of his arm as though angry +with himself. “I have as much right to prowl this +school after dark as you do!” + + + +Page | 521 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Prowl away,” said Moody, but his voice was full of +menace. “I look forward to meeting you in a dark +corridor some time. ... You’ve dropped something, by +the way. ...” + +With a stab of horror, Harry saw Moody point at the +Marauder’s Map, still lying on the staircase six steps +below him. As Snape and Filch both turned to look at +it, Harry threw caution to the winds; he raised his +arms under the cloak and waved furiously at Moody +to attract his attention, mouthing “It’s mine! Mine!” + +Snape had reached out for it, a horrible expression of +dawning comprehension on his face — + +“Accio Parchments + +The map flew up into the air, slipped through Snape ’s +outstretched fingers, and soared down the stairs into +Moody’s hand. + +“My mistake,” Moody said calmly. “It’s mine — +must’ve dropped it earlier — ” + +But Snape ’s black eyes were darting from the egg in +Filch’s arms to the map in Moody’s hand, and Harry +could tell he was putting two and two together, as +only Snape could. ... + +“Potter,” he said quietly. + +“What’s that?” said Moody calmly, folding up the map +and pocketing it. + +“Potter!” Snape snarled, and he actually turned his +head and stared right at the place where Harry was, +as though he could suddenly see him. “That egg is +Potter’s egg. That piece of parchment belongs to + + + +Page | 522 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Potter. I have seen it before, I recognize it! Potter is +here! Potter, in his Invisibility Cloak!” + +Snape stretched out his hands like a blind man and +began to move up the stairs; Harry could have sworn +his over-large nostrils were dilating, trying to sniff +Harry out — trapped, Harry leaned backward, trying +to avoid Snape’s fingertips, but any moment now — + +“There’s nothing there, Snape!” barked Moody, “but +I’ll be happy to tell the headmaster how quickly your +mind jumped to Harry Potter!” + +“Meaning what?” Snape turned again to look at +Moody, his hands still outstretched, inches from +Harry’s chest. + +“Meaning that Dumbledore’s very interested to know +who’s got it in for that boy!” said Moody, limping +nearer still to the foot of the stairs. “And so am I, +Snape ... very interested. ...” The torchlight flickered +across his mangled face, so that the scars, and the +chunk missing from his nose, looked deeper and +darker than ever. + +Snape was looking down at Moody, and Harry +couldn’t see the expression on his face. For a +moment, nobody moved or said anything. Then Snape +slowly lowered his hands. + +“I merely thought,” said Snape, in a voice of forced +calm, “that if Potter was wandering around after +hours again ... it’s an unfortunate habit of his ... he +should be stopped. For — for his own safety.” + +“Ah, I see,” said Moody softly. “Got Potter’s best +interests at heart, have you?” + + + +Page | 523 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a pause. Snape and Moody were still +staring at each other. Mrs. Norris gave a loud meow, +still peering around Filch’s legs, looking for the source +of Harry’s bubble-bath smell. + +“I think I will go back to bed,” Snape said curtly. + +“Best idea you’ve had all night,” said Moody. “Now, +Filch, if you’ll just give me that egg — ” + +“No!” said Filch, clutching the egg as though it were +his firstborn son. “Professor Moody, this is evidence of +Peeves’ treachery!” + +“It’s the property of the champion he stole it from,” +said Moody. “Hand it over, now.” + +Snape swept downstairs and passed Moody without +another word. Filch made a chirruping noise to Mrs. +Norris, who stared blankly at Harry for a few more +seconds before turning and following her master. Still +breathing very fast, Harry heard Snape walking away +down the corridor; Filch handed Moody the egg and +disappeared from view too, muttering to Mrs. Norris. +“Never mind, my sweet ... we’ll see Dumbledore in the +morning ... tell him what Peeves was up to. ...” + +A door slammed. Harry was left staring down at +Moody, who placed his staff on the bottommost stair +and started to climb laboriously toward him, a dull +clunk on every other step. + +“Close shave, Potter,” he muttered. + +“Yeah ... I — er ... thanks,” said Harry weakly. + +“What is this thing?” said Moody, drawing the +Marauders Map out of his pocket and unfolding it. + + + +Page | 524 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Map of Hogwarts,” said Harry, hoping Moody was +going to pull him out of the staircase soon; his leg +was really hurting him. + +“Merlin’s beard,” Moody whispered, staring at the +map, his magical eye going haywire. “This ... this is +some map, Potter!” + +“Yeah, it’s ... quite useful,” Harry said. His eyes were +starting to water from the pain. “Er — Professor +Moody, d’you think you could help me — ?” + +“What? Oh! Yes ... yes, of course ...” + +Moody took hold of Harry’s arms and pulled; Harry’s +leg came free of the trick step, and he climbed onto +the one above it. Moody was still gazing at the map. + +“Potter ...” he said slowly, “you didn’t happen, by any +chance, to see who broke into Snape’s office, did you? +On this map, I mean?” + +“Er ... yeah, I did ...” Harry admitted. “It was Mr. +Crouch.” + +Moody’s magical eye whizzed over the entire surface of +the map. He looked suddenly alarmed. + +“Crouch?” he said. “You’re — you’re sure, Potter?” + +“Positive,” said Harry. + +“Well, he’s not here anymore,” said Moody, his eye +still whizzing over the map. “Crouch ... that’s very — +very interesting. ...” + +He said nothing for almost a minute, still staring at +the map. Harry could tell that this news meant +something to Moody and very much wanted to know + +Page | 525 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what it was. He wondered whether he dared ask. +Moody scared him slightly ... yet Moody had just +helped him avoid an awful lot of trouble. ... + +“Er ... Professor Moody ... why d’you reckon Mr. +Crouch wanted to look around S nape’s office?” + +Moody’s magical eye left the map and fixed, quivering, +upon Harry. It was a penetrating glare, and Harry had +the impression that Moody was sizing him up, +wondering whether to answer or not, or how much to +tell him. + +“Put it this way, Potter,” Moody muttered finally, “they +say old Mad-Eye’s obsessed with catching Dark +wizards ... but I’m nothing — nothing — compared to +Barty Crouch.” + +He continued to stare at the map. Harry was burning +to know more. + +“Professor Moody?” he said again. “D’you think ... +could this have anything to do with . . . maybe Mr. +Crouch thinks there’s something going on. ...” + +“Like what?” said Moody sharply. + +Harry wondered how much he dare say. He didn’t +want Moody to guess that he had a source of +information outside Hogwarts; that might lead to +tricky questions about Sirius. + +“I don’t know,” Harry muttered, “odd stuff’s been +happening lately, hasn’t it? It’s been in the Daily +Prophet ... the Dark Mark at the World Cup, and the +Death Eaters and everything. ...” + +Both of Moody’s mismatched eyes widened. + + + +Page | 526 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re a sharp boy, Potter,” he said. His magical eye +roved back to the Marauder’s Map. “Crouch could be +thinking along those lines,” he said slowly. “Very +possible ... there have been some funny rumors flying +around lately — helped along by Rita Skeeter, of +course. It’s making a lot of people nervous, I reckon.” + +A grim smile twisted his lopsided mouth. “Oh if +there’s one thing I hate,” he muttered, more to himself +than to Harry, and his magical eye was fixed on the +left-hand corner of the map, “it’s a Death Eater who +walked free. ...” + +Harry stared at him. Could Moody possibly mean +what Harry thought he meant? + +“And now I want to ask you a question, Potter,” said +Moody in a more businesslike tone. + +Harry’s heart sank; he had thought this was coming. +Moody was going to ask where he had got this map, +which was a very dubious magical object — and the +story of how it had fallen into his hands incriminated +not only him, but his own father, Fred and George +Weasley, and Professor Lupin, their last Defense +Against the Dark Arts teacher. Moody waved the map +in front of Harry, who braced himself — + +“Can I borrow this?” + +“Oh!” said Harry. + +He was very fond of his map, but on the other hand, +he was extremely relieved that Moody wasn’t asking +where he’d got it, and there was no doubt that he +owed Moody a favor. + +“Yeah, okay.” + + + +Page | 527 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good boy,” growled Moody. “I can make good use of +this ... this might be exactly what I’ve been looking +for. ... Right, bed, Potter, come on, now. ...” + +They climbed to the top of the stairs together, Moody +still examining the map as though it was a treasure +the like of which he had never seen before. They +walked in silence to the door of Moody’s office, where +he stopped and looked up at Harry. + +“You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?” + +“No,” said Harry, taken aback. + +“You want to consider it,” said Moody, nodding and +looking at Harry thoughtfully. “Yes, indeed ... and +incidentally ... I’m guessing you weren’t just taking +that egg for a walk tonight?” + +“Er — no,” said Harry, grinning. “I’ve been working +out the clue.” + +Moody winked at him, his magical eye going haywire +again. + +“Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas, +Potter. ... See you in the morning. ...” + +He went back into his office, staring down at the +Marauder’s Map again, and closed the door behind +him. + +Harry walked slowly back to Gryffindor Tower, lost in +thought about Snape, and Crouch, and what it all +meant. ... Why was Crouch pretending to be ill, if he +could manage to get to Hogwarts when he wanted to? +What did he think Snape was concealing in his office? + + + +Page | 528 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And Moody thought he, Harry, ought to be an Auror! +Interesting idea . . . but somehow, Harry thought, as +he got quietly into his four-poster ten minutes later, +the egg and the cloak now safely back in his trunk, he +thought he’d like to check how scarred the rest of +them were before he chose it as a career. + + + +Page | 529 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +THE SECOND TASK + +“You said you’d already worked out that egg clue!” +said Hermione indignantly. + +“Keep your voice down!” said Harry crossly. “I just +need to — sort of fine-tune it, all right?” + +He, Ron, and Hermione were sitting at the very back +of the Charms class with a table to themselves. They +were supposed to be practicing the opposite of the +Summoning Charm today — the Banishing Charm. +Owing to the potential for nasty accidents when +objects kept flying across the room, Professor Flitwick +had given each student a stack of cushions on which +to practice, the theory being that these wouldn’t hurt +anyone if they went off target. It was a good theory, +but it wasn’t working very well. Neville’s aim was so +poor that he kept accidentally sending much heavier +things flying across the room — Professor Flitwick, for +instance. + +“Just forget the egg for a minute, all right?” Harry +hissed as Professor Flitwick went whizzing resignedly + +Page | 530 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +past them, landing on top of a large cabinet. “I’m +trying to tell you about Snape and Moody. ...” + +This class was an ideal cover for a private +conversation, as everyone was having far too much +fun to pay them any attention. Harry had been +recounting his adventures of the previous night in +whispered installments for the last half hour. + +“Snape said Moody’s searched his office as well?” Ron +whispered, his eyes alight with interest as he +Banished a cushion with a sweep of his wand (it +soared into the air and knocked Parvati’s hat off). +“What ... d’you reckon Moody’s here to keep an eye on +Snape as well as Karkaroff?” + +“Well, I dunno if that’s what Dumbledore asked him +to do, but he’s definitely doing it,” said Harry, waving +his wand without paying much attention, so that his +cushion did an odd sort of belly flop off the desk. +“Moody said Dumbledore only lets Snape stay here +because he’s giving him a second chance or +something. ...” + +“What?” said Ron, his eyes widening, his next cushion +spinning high into the air, ricocheting off the +chandelier, and dropping heavily onto Flitwick’s desk. +“Harry . . . maybe Moody thinks Snape put your name +in the Goblet of Fire!” + +“Oh Ron,” said Hermione, shaking her head +sceptically, “we thought Snape was trying to kill +Harry before, and it turned out he was saving Harry’s +life, remember?” + +She Banished a cushion and it flew across the room +and landed in the box they were all supposed to be +aiming at. Harry looked at Hermione, thinking ... it +was true that Snape had saved his life once, but the + +Page | 531 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +odd thing was, Snape definitely loathed him, just as +he’d loathed Harry’s father when they had been at +school together. Snape loved taking points from +Harry, and had certainly never missed an opportunity +to give him punishments, or even to suggest that he +should be suspended from the school. + +“I don’t care what Moody says,” Hermione went on. +“Dumbledore’s not stupid. He was right to trust +Hagrid and Professor Lupin, even though loads of +people wouldn’t have given them jobs, so why +shouldn’t he be right about Snape, even if Snape is a +bit — ” + + + +“ — evil,” said Ron promptly. “Come on, Hermione, +why are all these Dark wizard catchers searching his +office, then?” + +“Why has Mr. Crouch been pretending to be ill?” said +Hermione, ignoring Ron. “It’s a bit funny, isn’t it, that +he can’t manage to come to the Yule Ball, but he can +get up here in the middle of the night when he wants +to?” + +“You just don’t like Crouch because of that elf, +Winky,” said Ron, sending a cushion soaring into the +window. + +“You just want to think Snape’s up to something,” +said Hermione, sending her cushion zooming neatly +into the box. + +“I just want to know what Snape did with his first +chance, if he’s on his second one,” said Harry grimly, +and his cushion, to his very great surprise, flew +straight across the room and landed neatly on top of +Hermione ’s. + + + +Page | 532 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Obedient to Sirius’s wish of hearing about anything +odd at Hogwarts, Harry sent him a letter by brown +owl that night, explaining all about Mr. Crouch +breaking into Snape’s office, and Moody and Snape’s +conversation. Then Harry turned his attention in +earnest to the most urgent problem facing him: how +to survive underwater for an hour on the twenty- +fourth of February. + +Ron quite liked the idea of using the Summoning +Charm again — Harry had explained about Aqua- +Lungs, and Ron couldn’t see why Harry shouldn’t +Summon one from the nearest Muggle town. + +Hermione squashed this plan by pointing out that, in +the unlikely event that Harry managed to learn how +to operate an Aqua-Lung within the set limit of an +hour, he was sure to be disqualified for breaking the +International Code of Wizarding Secrecy — it was too +much to hope that no Muggles would spot an Aqua- +Lung zooming across the countryside to Hogwarts. + +“Of course, the ideal solution would be for you to +Transfigure yourself into a submarine or something,” +Hermione said. “If only we’d done human +Transfiguration already! But I don’t think we start +that until sixth year, and it can go badly wrong if you +don’t know what you’re doing. ...” + +“Yeah, I don’t fancy walking around with a periscope +sticking out of my head,” said Harry. “I s’pose I could +always attack someone in front of Moody; he might do +it for me. ...” + +“I don’t think he’d let you choose what you wanted to +be turned into, though,” said Hermione seriously. + +“No, I think your best chance is some sort of charm.” + +So Harry, thinking that he would soon have had +enough of the library to last him a lifetime, buried + +Page | 533 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +himself once more among the dusty volumes, looking +for any spell that might enable a human to survive +without oxygen. However, though he, Ron, and +Hermione searched through their lunchtimes, +evenings, and whole weekends — though Harry asked +Professor McGonagall for a note of permission to use +the Restricted Section, and even asked the irritable, +vulture-like librarian, Madam Pince, for help — they +found nothing whatsoever that would enable Harry to +spend an hour underwater and live to tell the tale. + +Familiar flutterings of panic were starting to disturb +Harry now, and he was finding it difficult to +concentrate in class again. The lake, which Harry had +always taken for granted as just another feature of +the grounds, drew his eyes whenever he was near a +classroom window, a great, iron-gray mass of chilly +water, whose dark and icy depths were starting to +seem as distant as the moon. + +Just as it had before he faced the Horntail, time was +slipping away as though somebody had bewitched the +clocks to go extra-fast. There was a week to go before +February the twenty-fourth (there was still time) ... +there were five days to go (he was bound to find +something soon) ... three days to go (please let me find +something . . . please) . . . + +With two days left, Harry started to go off food again. +The only good thing about breakfast on Monday was +the return of the brown owl he had sent to Sirius. He +pulled off the parchment, unrolled it, and saw the +shortest letter Sirius had ever written to him. + +Send date of next Hogsmeade weekend by return owl. + +Harry turned the parchment over and looked at the +back, hoping to see something else, but it was blank. + + + +Page | 534 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Weekend after next,” whispered Hermione, who had +read the note over Harry’s shoulder. “Here — take my +quill and send this owl back straight away.” + +Harry scribbled the dates down on the back of +Sirius’s letter, tied it onto the brown owl’s leg, and +watched it take flight again. What had he expected? +Advice on how to survive underwater? He had been so +intent on telling Sirius all about Snape and Moody he +had completely forgotten to mention the egg’s clue. + +“What’s he want to know about the next Hogsmeade +weekend for?” said Ron. + +“Dunno,” said Harry dully. The momentary happiness +that had flared inside him at the sight of the owl had +died. “Come on ... Care of Magical Creatures.” + +Whether Hagrid was trying to make up for the Blast- +Ended Skrewts, or because there were now only two +skrewts left, or because he was trying to prove he +could do anything that Professor Grubbly-Plank +could, Harry didn’t know, but Hagrid had been +continuing her lessons on unicorns ever since he’d +returned to work. It turned out that Hagrid knew +quite as much about unicorns as he did about +monsters, though it was clear that he found their lack +of poisonous fangs disappointing. + +Today he had managed to capture two unicorn foals. +Unlike full-grown unicorns, they were pure gold. +Parvati and Lavender went into transports of delight +at the sight of them, and even Pansy Parkinson had +to work hard to conceal how much she liked them. + +“Easier ter spot than the adults,” Hagrid told the +class. “They turn silver when they’re abou’ two years +old, an’ they grow horns at aroun’ four. Don’ go pure +white till they’re full grown, ’round about seven. + +Page | 535 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They’re a bit more trustin’ when they’re babies ... don’ +mind boys so much. ... C’mon, move in a bit, yeh can +pat ’em if yeh want ... give ’em a few o’ these sugar +lumps. ... + +“You okay, Harry?” Hagrid muttered, moving aside +slightly, while most of the others swarmed around the +baby unicorns. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“Jus’ nervous, eh?” said Hagrid. + +“Bit,” said Harry. + +“Harry,” said Hagrid, clapping a massive hand on his +shoulder, so that Harry’s knees buckled under its +weight, “I’d’ve bin worried before I saw yeh take on +tha’ Horntail, but I know now yeh can do anythin’ yeh +set yer mind ter. I’m not worried at all. Yeh’re goin’ ter +be fine. Got yer clue worked out, haven’ yeh?” + +Harry nodded, but even as he did so, an insane urge +to confess that he didn’t have any idea how to survive +at the bottom of the lake for an hour came over him. +He looked up at Hagrid — perhaps he had to go into +the lake sometimes, to deal with the creatures in it? +He looked after everything else on the grounds, after +all — + +“Yeh’re goin’ ter win,” Hagrid growled, patting Harry’s +shoulder again, so that Harry actually felt himself +sink a couple of inches into the soft ground. “I know +it. I can feel it. Yeh’re goin’ ter win, Harry.” + +Harry just couldn’t bring himself to wipe the happy, +confident smile off Hagrid ’s face. Pretending he was +interested in the young unicorns, he forced a smile in + + + +Page | 536 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +return, and moved forward to pat them with the +others. + + + +By the evening before the second task, Harry felt as +though he were trapped in a nightmare. He was fully +aware that even if, by some miracle, he managed to +find a suitable spell, he’d have a real job mastering it +overnight. How could he have let this happen? Why +hadn’t he got to work on the egg’s clue sooner? Why +had he ever let his mind wander in class — what if a +teacher had once mentioned how to breathe +underwater? + +He sat with Hermione and Ron in the library as the +sun set outside, tearing feverishly through page after +page of spells, hidden from one another by the +massive piles of books on the desk in front of each of +them. Harry’s heart gave a huge leap every time he +saw the word “water” on a page, but more often than +not it was merely “Take two pints of water, half a +pound of shredded mandrake leaves, and a newt ...” + +“I don’t reckon it can be done,” said Ron’s voice flatly +from the other side of the table. “There’s nothing. +Nothing. Closest was that thing to dry up puddles and +ponds, that Drought Charm, but that was nowhere +near powerful enough to drain the lake.” + +“There must be something,” Hermione muttered, +moving a candle closer to her. Her eyes were so tired +she was poring over the tiny print of Olde and +Forgotten Bewitchments and Charmes with her nose +about an inch from the page. “They’d never have set a +task that was undoable.” + +“They have,” said Ron. “Harry, just go down to the +lake tomorrow, right, stick your head in, yell at the +merpeople to give back whatever they’ve nicked, and +see if they chuck it out. Best you can do, mate.” + +Page | 537 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s a way of doing it!” Hermione said crossly. +“There just has to be!” + +She seemed to be taking the library’s lack of useful +information on the subject as a personal insult; it had +never failed her before. + +“I know what I should have done,” said Harry, resting, +facedown, on Saucy Tricks for Tricky Sorts. “I +should’ve learned to be an Animagus like Sirius.” + +An Animagus was a wizard who could transform into +an animal. + +“Yeah, you could’ve turned into a goldfish any time +you wanted!” said Ron. + +“Or a frog,” yawned Harry. He was exhausted. + +“It takes years to become an Animagus, and then you +have to register yourself and everything,” said +Hermione vaguely, now squinting down the index of +Weird Wizarding Dilemmas and Their Solutions. +“Professor McGonagall told us, remember ... you’ve +got to register yourself with the Improper Use of Magic +Office ... what animal you become, and your +markings, so you can’t abuse it. ...” + +“Hermione, I was joking,” said Harry wearily. “I know I +haven’t got a chance of turning into a frog by +tomorrow morning. ...” + +“Oh this is no use,” Hermione said, snapping shut +Weird Wizarding Dilemmas. “Who on earth wants to +make their nose hair grow into ringlets?” + +“I wouldn’t mind,” said Fred Weasley’s voice. “Be a +talking point, wouldn’t it?” + + + +Page | 538 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked up. Fred and +George had just emerged from behind some +bookshelves. + +“What’re you two doing here?” Ron asked. + +“Looking for you,” said George. “McGonagall wants +you, Ron. And you, Hermione.” + +“Why?” said Hermione, looking surprised. + +“Dunno ... she was looking a bit grim, though,” said +Fred. + +“We’re supposed to take you down to her office,” said +George. + +Ron and Hermione stared at Harry, who felt his +stomach drop. Was Professor McGonagall about to tell +Ron and Hermione off? Perhaps she’d noticed how +much they were helping him, when he ought to be +working out how to do the task alone? + +“Well meet you back in the common room,” Hermione +told Harry as she got up to go with Ron — both of +them looked very anxious. “Bring as many of these +books as you can, okay?” + +“Right,” said Harry uneasily. + +By eight o’clock, Madam Pince had extinguished all +the lamps and came to chivvy Harry out of the library. +Staggering under the weight of as many books as he +could carry, Harry returned to the Gryffindor common +room, pulled a table into a corner, and continued to +search. There was nothing in Madcap Magic for +Wacky Warlocks . . . nothing in A Guide to Medieval +Sorcery . . . not one mention of underwater exploits in +An Anthology of Eighteenth-Century Charms, or in +Page | 539 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dreadful Denizens of the Deep, or Powers You Never +Knew You Had and What to Do with Them Now You’ve +Wised Up. + +Crookshanks crawled into Harry’s lap and curled up, +purring deeply. The common room emptied slowly +around Harry. People kept wishing him luck for the +next morning in cheery, confident voices like Hagrid’s, +all of them apparently convinced that he was about to +pull off another stunning performance like the one he +had managed in the first task. Harry couldn’t answer +them, he just nodded, feeling as though there were a +golfball stuck in his throat. By ten to midnight, he +was alone in the room with Crookshanks. He had +searched all the remaining books, and Ron and +Hermione had not come back. + +It’s over, he told himself. You can’t do it. You’ll just +have to go down to the lake in the morning and tell +the judges. ... + +He imagined himself explaining that he couldn’t do +the task. He pictured Bagman’s look of round-eyed +surprise, Karkaroff’s satisfied, yellow-toothed smile. + +He could almost hear Fleur Delacour saying “I knew it +... ’e is too young, ’e is only a little boy.” He saw Malfoy +flashing his POTTER STINKS badge at the front of the +crowd, saw Hagrid’s crestfallen, disbelieving face. ... + +Forgetting that Crookshanks was on his lap, Harry +stood up very suddenly; Crookshanks hissed angrily +as he landed on the floor, gave Harry a disgusted +look, and stalked away with his bottlebrush tail in the +air, but Harry was already hurrying up the spiral +staircase to his dormitory. . . . He would grab the +Invisibility Cloak and go back to the library, he’d stay +there all night if he had to. ... + + + +Page | 540 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lumos,” Harry whispered fifteen minutes later as he +opened the library door. + +Wand tip alight, he crept along the bookshelves, +pulling down more books — books of hexes and +charms, books on merpeople and water monsters, +books on famous witches and wizards, on magical +inventions, on anything at all that might include one +passing reference to underwater survival. He carried +them over to a table, then set to work, searching them +by the narrow beam of his wand, occasionally +checking his watch. ... + +One in the morning . . . two in the morning . . . the only +way he could keep going was to tell himself, over and +over again, next book ...in the next one . . . the next one + + + +The mermaid in the painting in the prefects’ +bathroom was laughing. Harry was bobbing like a +cork in bubbly water next to her rock, while she held +his Firebolt over his head. + +“Come and get it!” she giggled maliciously. “Come on, +jump!” + +“I can’t,” Harry panted, snatching at the Firebolt, and +struggling not to sink. “Give it to me!” + +But she just poked him painfully in the side with the +end of the broomstick, laughing at him. + +“That hurts ��� get off — ouch — ” + +“Harry Potter must wake up, sir!” + +“Stop poking me — ” + + + +Page | 541 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dobby must poke Harry Potter, sir, he must wake +up!” + +Harry opened his eyes. He was still in the library; the +Invisibility Cloak had slipped off his head as he’d +slept, and the side of his face was stuck to the pages +of Where There’s a Wand, There’s a Way. He sat up, +straightening his glasses, blinking in the bright +daylight. + +“Harry Potter needs to hurry!” squeaked Dobby. “The +second task starts in ten minutes, and Harry Potter + + + +“Ten minutes?” Harry croaked. “Ten — ten minutes?” + +He looked down at his watch. Dobby was right. It was +twenty past nine. A large, dead weight seemed to fall +through Harry’s chest into his stomach. + +“Hurry, Harry Potter!” squeaked Dobby, plucking at +Harry’s sleeve. “You is supposed to be down by the +lake with the other champions, sir!” + +“It’s too late, Dobby,” Harry said hopelessly. “I’m not +doing the task, I don’t know how — ” + +“Harry Potter will do the task!” squeaked the elf. +“Dobby knew Harry had not found the right book, so +Dobby did it for him!” + +“What?” said Harry. “But you don’t know what the +second task is — ” + +“Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the +lake and find his Wheezy — ” + +“Find my what?” + + + +Page | 542 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!” + + + +“What’s a Wheezy?” + +“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy — Wheezy who is +giving Dobby his sweater!” + +Dobby plucked at the shrunken maroon sweater he +was now wearing over his shorts. + +“What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got ... they’ve got +Ron?” + +“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!” squeaked +Dobby. “ ‘But past an hour — ’ ” + +“ — ‘the prospect’s black,’ ” Harry recited, staring, +horror-struck, at the elf. “ ‘Too late, it’s gone, it won’t +come back.’ Dobby — what’ve I got to do?” + +“You has to eat this, sir!” squeaked the elf, and he put +his hand in the pocket of his shorts and drew out a +ball of what looked like slimy, grayish-green rat tails. +“Right before you go into the lake, sir — gillyweed!” + +“What’s it do?” said Harry, staring at the gillyweed. + +“It will make Harry Potter breathe underwater, sir!” + +“Dobby,” said Harry frantically, “listen — are you sure +about this?” + +He couldn’t quite forget that the last time Dobby had +tried to “help” him, he had ended up with no bones in +his right arm. + +“Dobby is quite sure, sir!” said the elf earnestly. +“Dobby hears things, sir, he is a house-elf, he goes all +over the castle as he lights the fires and mops the + +Page | 543 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +floors. Dobby heard Professor McGonagall and +Professor Moody in the staffroom, talking about the +next task. . . . Dobby cannot let Harry Potter lose his +Wheezy!” + +Harry’s doubts vanished. Jumping to his feet he +pulled off the Invisibility Cloak, stuffed it into his bag, +grabbed the gillyweed, and put it into his pocket, then +tore out of the library with Dobby at his heels. + +“Dobby is supposed to be in the kitchens, sir!” Dobby +squealed as they burst into the corridor. “Dobby will +be missed — good luck, Harry Potter, sir, good luck!” + +“See you later, Dobby!” Harry shouted, and he +sprinted along the corridor and down the stairs, three +at a time. + +The entrance hall contained a few last-minute +stragglers, all leaving the Great Hall after breakfast +and heading through the double oak doors to watch +the second task. They stared as Harry flashed past, +sending Colin and Dennis Creevey flying as he leapt +down the stone steps and out onto the bright, chilly +grounds. + +As he pounded down the lawn he saw that the seats +that had encircled the dragons’ enclosure in +November were now ranged along the opposite bank, +rising in stands that were packed to the bursting +point and reflected in the lake below. The excited +babble of the crowd echoed strangely across the water +as Harry ran flat-out around the other side of the lake +toward the judges, who were sitting at another gold- +draped table at the water’s edge. Cedric, Fleur, and +Krum were beside the judges’ table, watching Harry +sprint toward them. + + + +Page | 544 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm ... here ...” Harry panted, skidding to a halt in +the mud and accidentally splattering Fleur’s robes. + +“Where have you been?” said a bossy, disapproving +voice. “The task’s about to start!” + +Harry looked around. Percy Weasley was sitting at the +judges’ table — Mr. Crouch had failed to turn up +again. + +“Now, now, Percy!” said Ludo Bagman, who was +looking intensely relieved to see Harry. “Let him catch +his breath!” + +Dumbledore smiled at Harry, but Karkaroff and +Madame Maxime didn’t look at all pleased to see him. +... It was obvious from the looks on their faces that +they had thought he wasn’t going to turn up. + +Harry bent over, hands on his knees, gasping for +breath; he had a stitch in his side that felt as though +he had a knife between his ribs, but there was no +time to get rid of it; Ludo Bagman was now moving +among the champions, spacing them along the bank +at intervals of ten feet. Harry was on the very end of +the line, next to Krum, who was wearing swimming +trunks and was holding his wand ready. + +“All right, Harry?” Bagman whispered as he moved +Harry a few feet farther away from Krum. “Know what +you’re going to do?” + +“Yeah,” Harry panted, massaging his ribs. + +Bagman gave Harry’s shoulder a quick squeeze and +returned to the judges’ table; he pointed his wand at +his throat as he had done at the World Cup, said, +“Sonorusl” and his voice boomed out across the dark +water toward the stands. + +Page | 545 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, all our champions are ready for the second +task, which will start on my whistle. They have +precisely an hour to recover what has been taken +from them. On the count of three, then. One ... two ... +three!” + +The whistle echoed shrilly in the cold, still air; the +stands erupted with cheers and applause; without +looking to see what the other champions were doing, +Harry pulled off his shoes and socks, pulled the +handful of gillyweed out of his pocket, stuffed it into +his mouth, and waded out into the lake. + +It was so cold he felt the skin on his legs searing as +though this were fire, not icy water. His sodden robes +weighed him down as he walked in deeper; now the +water was over his knees, and his rapidly numbing +feet were slipping over silt and flat, slimy stones. He +was chewing the gillyweed as hard and fast as he +could; it felt unpleasantly slimy and rubbery, like +octopus tentacles. Waist-deep in the freezing water he +stopped, swallowed, and waited for something to +happen. + +He could hear laughter in the crowd and knew he +must look stupid, walking into the lake without +showing any sign of magical power. The part of him +that was still dry was covered in goose pimples; half +immersed in the icy water, a cruel breeze lifting his +hair, Harry started to shiver violently. He avoided +looking at the stands; the laughter was becoming +louder, and there were catcalls and jeering from the +Slytherins. ... + +Then, quite suddenly, Harry felt as though an +invisible pillow had been pressed over his mouth and +nose. He tried to draw breath, but it made his head +spin; his lungs were empty, and he suddenly felt a +piercing pain on either side of his neck — + +Page | 546 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry clapped his hands around his throat and felt +two large slits just below his ears, flapping in the cold +air. ... He had gills. Without pausing to think, he did +the only thing that made sense — he flung himself +forward into the water. + +The first gulp of icy lake water felt like the breath of +life. His head had stopped spinning; he took another +great gulp of water and felt it pass smoothly through +his gills, sending oxygen back to his brain. He +stretched out his hands in front of him and stared at +them. They looked green and ghostly under the water, +and they had become webbed. He twisted around and +looked at his bare feet — they had become elongated +and the toes were webbed too: It looked as though he +had sprouted flippers. + +The water didn’t feel icy anymore either ... on the +contrary, he felt pleasantly cool and very light. ... +Harry struck out once more, marveling at how far and +fast his flipper-like feet propelled him through the +water, and noticing how clearly he could see, and how +he no longer seemed to need to blink. He had soon +swum so far into the lake that he could no longer see +the bottom. He flipped over and dived into its depths. + +Silence pressed upon his ears as he soared over a +strange, dark, foggy landscape. He could only see ten +feet around him, so that as he sped through the water +new scenes seemed to loom suddenly out of the +oncoming darkness: forests of rippling, tangled black +weed, wide plains of mud littered with dull, +glimmering stones. He swam deeper and deeper, out +toward the middle of the lake, his eyes wide, staring +through the eerily gray-lit water around him to the +shadows beyond, where the water became opaque. + +Small fish flickered past him like silver darts. Once or +twice he thought he saw something larger moving + +Page | 547 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ahead of him, but when he got nearer, he discovered +it to be nothing but a large, blackened log, or a dense +clump of weed. There was no sign of any of the other +champions, merpeople, Ron — nor, thankfully, the +giant squid. + +Light green weed stretched ahead of him as far as he +could see, two feet deep, like a meadow of very +overgrown grass. Harry was staring unblinkingly +ahead of him, trying to discern shapes through the +gloom . . . and then, without warning, something +grabbed hold of his ankle. + +Harry twisted his body around and saw a grindylow, a +small, horned water demon, poking out of the weed, +its long fingers clutched tightly around Harry’s leg, its +pointed fangs bared — Harry stuck his webbed hand +quickly inside his robes and fumbled for his wand. By +the time he had grasped it, two more grindylows had +risen out of the weed, had seized handfuls of Harry’s +robes, and were attempting to drag him down. + +“Relashio\” Harry shouted, except that no sound came +out. ... A large bubble issued from his mouth, and his +wand, instead of sending sparks at the grindylows, +pelted them with what seemed to be a jet of boiling +water, for where it struck them, angry red patches +appeared on their green skin. Harry pulled his ankle +out of the grindylows grip and swam, as fast as he +could, occasionally sending more jets of hot water +over his shoulder at random; every now and then he +felt one of the grindylows snatch at his foot again, +and he kicked out, hard; finally, he felt his foot +connect with a horned skull, and looking back, saw +the dazed grindylow floating away, cross-eyed, while +its fellows shook their fists at Harry and sank back +into the weed. + + + +Page | 548 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry slowed down a little, slipped his wand back +inside his robes, and looked around, listening again. +He turned full circle in the water, the silence pressing +harder than ever against his eardrums. He knew he +must be even deeper in the lake now, but nothing was +moving but the rippling weed. + +“How are you getting on?” + +Harry thought he was having a heart attack. He +whipped around and saw Moaning Myrtle floating +hazily in front of him, gazing at him through her +thick, pearly glasses. + +“Myrtle!” Harry tried to shout — but once again, +nothing came out of his mouth but a very large +bubble. Moaning Myrtle actually giggled. + +“You want to try over there!” she said, pointing. “I +won’t come with you. ... I don’t like them much, they +always chase me when I get too close. ...” + +Harry gave her the thumbs-up to show his thanks +and set off once more, careful to swim a bit higher +over the weed to avoid any more grindylows that +might be lurking there. + +He swam on for what felt like at least twenty minutes. +He was passing over vast expanses of black mud now, +which swirled murkily as he disturbed the water. +Then, at long last, he heard a snatch of haunting +mersong. + +“An hour long you’ll have to look, + +And to recover what we took ...” + +Harry swam faster and soon saw a large rock emerge +out of the muddy water ahead. It had paintings of + +Page | 549 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +merpeople on it; they were carrying spears and +chasing what looked like the giant squid. Harry swam +on past the rock, following the mersong. + +"... your time’s half gone, so tarry not + +Lest what you seek stays here to rot. ...” + +A cluster of crude stone dwellings stained with algae +loomed suddenly out of the gloom on all sides. Here +and there at the dark windows, Harry saw faces ... +faces that bore no resemblance at all to the painting +of the mermaid in the prefects’ bathroom. ... + +The merpeople had grayish skin and long, wild, dark +green hair. Their eyes were yellow, as were their +broken teeth, and they wore thick ropes of pebbles +around their necks. They leered at Harry as he swam +past; one or two of them emerged from their caves to +watch him better, their powerful, silver fish tails +beating the water, spears clutched in their hands. + +Harry sped on, staring around, and soon the +dwellings became more numerous; there were +gardens of weed around some of them, and he even +saw a pet grindylow tied to a stake outside one door. +Merpeople were emerging on all sides now, watching +him eagerly, pointing at his webbed hands and gills, +talking behind their hands to one another. Harry sped +around a corner and a very strange sight met his +eyes. + +A whole crowd of merpeople was floating in front of +the houses that lined what looked like a mer-version +of a village square. A choir of merpeople was singing +in the middle, calling the champions toward them, +and behind them rose a crude sort of statue; a +gigantic merperson hewn from a boulder. Four people +were bound tightly to the tail of the stone merperson. +Page | 550 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron was tied between Hermione and Cho Chang. +There was also a girl who looked no older than eight, +whose clouds of silvery hair made Harry feel sure that +she was Fleur Delacour’s sister. All four of them +appeared to be in a very deep sleep. Their heads were +lolling onto their shoulders, and fine streams of +bubbles kept issuing from their mouths. + +Harry sped toward the hostages, half expecting the +merpeople to lower their spears and charge at him, +but they did nothing. The ropes of weed tying the +hostages to the statue were thick, slimy, and very +strong. For a fleeting second he thought of the knife +Sirius had bought him for Christmas — locked in his +trunk in the castle a quarter of a mile away, no use to +him whatsoever. + +He looked around. Many of the merpeople +surrounding them were carrying spears. He swam +swiftly toward a seven-foot-tall merman with a long +green beard and a choker of shark fangs and tried to +mime a request to borrow the spear. The merman +laughed and shook his head. + +“We do not help,” he said in a harsh, croaky voice. + +“Come ON\” Harry said fiercely (but only bubbles +issued from his mouth), and he tried to pull the spear +away from the merman, but the merman yanked it +back, still shaking his head and laughing. + +Harry swirled around, staring about. Something +sharp ... anything ... + +There were rocks littering the lake bottom. He dived +and snatched up a particularly jagged one and +returned to the statue. He began to hack at the ropes +binding Ron, and after several minutes’ hard work, +they broke apart. Ron floated, unconscious, a few +Page | 551 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +inches above the lake bottom, drifting a little in the +ebb of the water. + +Harry looked around. There was no sign of any of the +other champions. What were they playing at? Why +didn’t they hurry up? He turned back to Hermione, +raised the jagged rock, and began to hack at her +bindings too — + +At once, several pairs of strong gray hands seized +him. Half a dozen mermen were pulling him away +from Hermione, shaking their green-haired heads, +and laughing. + +“You take your own hostage,” one of them said to +him. “Leave the others ...” + +“No way!” said Harry furiously — but only two large +bubbles came out. + +“Your task is to retrieve your own friend . . . leave the +others ...” + +“She’s my friend too!” Harry yelled, gesturing toward +Hermione, an enormous silver bubble emerging +soundlessly from his lips. “And I don’t want them to +die either!” + +Cho’s head was on Hermione ’s shoulder; the small +silver-haired girl was ghostly green and pale. Harry +struggled to fight off the mermen, but they laughed +harder than ever, holding him back. Harry looked +wildly around. Where were the other champions? +Would he have time to take Ron to the surface and +come back down for Hermione and the others? Would +he be able to find them again? He looked down at his +watch to see how much time was left — it had +stopped working. + + + +Page | 552 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But then the merpeople around him pointed excitedly +over his head. Harry looked up and saw Cedric +swimming toward them. There was an enormous +bubble around his head, which made his features +look oddly wide and stretched. + +“Got lost!” he mouthed, looking panic-stricken. “Fleur +and Krum’re coming now!” + +Feeling enormously relieved, Harry watched Cedric +pull a knife out of his pocket and cut Cho free. He +pulled her upward and out of sight. + +Harry looked around, waiting. Where were Fleur and +Krum? Time was getting short, and according to the +song, the hostages would be lost after an hour. . . . + +The merpeople started screeching animatedly. Those +holding Harry loosened their grip, staring behind +them. Harry turned and saw something monstrous +cutting through the water toward them: a human +body in swimming trunks with the head of a shark. . . . +It was Krum. He appeared to have transfigured +himself — but badly. + +The shark-man swam straight to Hermione and began +snapping and biting at her ropes; the trouble was that +Krum’s new teeth were positioned very awkwardly for +biting anything smaller than a dolphin, and Harry +was quite sure that if Krum wasn’t careful, he was +going to rip Hermione in half. Darting forward, Harry +hit Krum hard on the shoulder and held up the +jagged stone. Krum seized it and began to cut +Hermione free. Within seconds, he had done it; he +grabbed Hermione around the waist, and without a +backward glance, began to rise rapidly with her +toward the surface. + + + +Page | 553 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Now what? Harry thought desperately. If he could be +sure that Fleur was coming. ... But still no sign. + +There was nothing to be done except . . . + +He snatched up the stone, which Krum had dropped, +but the mermen now closed in around Ron and the +little girl, shaking their heads at him. Harry pulled +out his wand. + +“Get out of the way!” + +Only bubbles flew out of his mouth, but he had the +distinct impression that the mermen had understood +him, because they suddenly stopped laughing. Their +yellowish eyes were fixed upon Harry’s wand, and +they looked scared. There might be a lot more of them +than there were of him, but Harry could tell, by the +looks on their faces, that they knew no more magic +than the giant squid did. + +“You’ve got until three!” Harry shouted; a great +stream of bubbles burst from him, but he held up +three fingers to make sure they got the message. “One +...” (he put down a finger) “two ...” (he put down a +second one) — + +They scattered. Harry darted forward and began to +hack at the ropes binding the small girl to the statue, +and at last she was free. He seized the little girl +around the waist, grabbed the neck of Ron’s robes, +and kicked off from the bottom. + +It was very slow work. He could no longer use his +webbed hands to propel himself forward; he worked +his flippers furiously, but Ron and Fleur’s sister were +like potato-filled sacks dragging him back down. ... + +He fixed his eyes skyward, though he knew he must +still be very deep, the water above him was so dark. + +Page | 554 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Merpeople were rising with him. He could see them +swirling around him with ease, watching him struggle +through the water. ... Would they pull him back down +to the depths when the time was up? Did they +perhaps eat humans? Harry’s legs were seizing up +with the effort to keep swimming; his shoulders were +aching horribly with the effort of dragging Ron and +the girl. ... + +He was drawing breath with extreme difficulty. He +could feel pain on the sides of his neck again ... he +was becoming very aware of how wet the water was in +his mouth . . . yet the darkness was definitely thinning +now ... he could see daylight above him. ... + +He kicked hard with his flippers and discovered that +they were nothing more than feet . . . water was +flooding through his mouth into his lungs ... he was +starting to feel dizzy, but he knew light and air were +only ten feet above him ... he had to get there ... he +had to . . . + +Harry kicked his legs so hard and fast it felt as +though his muscles were screaming in protest; his +very brain felt waterlogged, he couldn’t breathe, he +needed oxygen, he had to keep going, he could not +stop — + +And then he felt his head break the surface of the +lake; wonderful, cold, clear air was making his wet +face sting; he gulped it down, feeling as though he +had never breathed properly before, and, panting, +pulled Ron and the little girl up with him. All around +him, wild, green-haired heads were emerging out of +the water with him, but they were smiling at him. + +The crowd in the stands was making a great deal of +noise; shouting and screaming, they all seemed to be +on their feet; Harry had the impression they thought + +Page | 555 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that Ron and the little girl might be dead, but they +were wrong ... both of them had opened their eyes; +the girl looked scared and confused, but Ron merely +expelled a great spout of water, blinked in the bright +light, turned to Harry, and said, “Wet, this, isn’t it?” +Then he spotted Fleur’s sister. “What did you bring +her for?” + +“Fleur didn’t turn up, I couldn’t leave her,” Harry +panted. + +“Harry, you prat,” said Ron, “you didn’t take that song +thing seriously, did you? Dumbledore wouldn’t have +let any of us drown!” + +“The song said — ” + +“It was only to make sure you got back inside the time +limit!” said Ron. “I hope you didn’t waste time down +there acting the hero!” + +Harry felt both stupid and annoyed. It was all very +well for Ron; he’d been asleep, he hadn’t felt how +eerie it was down in the lake, surrounded by spear- +carrying merpeople who’d looked more than capable +of murder. + +“C’mon,” Harry said shortly, “help me with her, I don’t +think she can swim very well.” + +They pulled Fleur’s sister through the water, back +toward the bank where the judges stood watching, +twenty merpeople accompanying them like a guard of +honor, singing their horrible screechy songs. + +Harry could see Madam Pomfrey fussing over +Hermione, Krum, Cedric, and Cho, all of whom were +wrapped in thick blankets. Dumbledore and Ludo +Bagman stood beaming at Harry and Ron from the + +Page | 556 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bank as they swam nearer, but Percy, who looked +very white and somehow much younger than usual, +came splashing out to meet them. Meanwhile +Madame Maxime was trying to restrain Fleur +Delacour, who was quite hysterical, fighting tooth and +nail to return to the water. + +“Gabrielle! Gabrielle\ Is she alive ? Is she ’urt?” + +“She’s fine!” Harry tried to tell her, but he was so +exhausted he could hardly talk, let alone shout. + +Percy seized Ron and was dragging him back to the +bank (“Gerroff, Percy, I’m all right!”); Dumbledore and +Bagman were pulling Harry upright; Fleur had broken +free of Madame Maxime and was hugging her sister. + +“It was ze grindylows . . . zey attacked me ... oh +Gabrielle, I thought ... I thought ...” + +“Come here, you,” said Madam Pomfrey. She seized +Harry and pulled him over to Hermione and the +others, wrapped him so tightly in a blanket that he +felt as though he were in a straitjacket, and forced a +measure of very hot potion down his throat. Steam +gushed out of his ears. + +“Harry, well done!” Hermione cried. “You did it, you +found out how all by yourself!” + +“Well — ” said Harry. He would have told her about +Dobby, but he had just noticed Karkaroff watching +him. He was the only judge who had not left the table; +the only judge not showing signs of pleasure and +relief that Harry, Ron, and Fleur’s sister had got back +safely. “Yeah, that’s right,” said Harry, raising his +voice slightly so that Karkaroff could hear him. + + + +Page | 557 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You haff a water beetle in your hair, Herm-own- +ninny,” said Krum. Harry had the impression that +Krum was drawing her attention back onto himself; +perhaps to remind her that he had just rescued her +from the lake, but Hermione brushed away the beetle +impatiently and said, “You’re well outside the time +limit, though, Harry. . . . Did it take you ages to find +us?” + +“No ... I found you okay. ...” + +Harry’s feeling of stupidity was growing. Now he was +out of the water, it seemed perfectly clear that +Dumbledore’s safety precautions wouldn’t have +permitted the death of a hostage just because their +champion hadn’t turned up. Why hadn’t he just +grabbed Ron and gone? He would have been first +back. ... Cedric and Krum hadn’t wasted time +worrying about anyone else; they hadn’t taken the +mersong seriously. ... + +Dumbledore was crouching at the water’s edge, deep +in conversation with what seemed to be the chief +merperson, a particularly wild and ferocious-looking +female. He was making the same sort of screechy +noises that the merpeople made when they were +above water; clearly, Dumbledore could speak +Mermish. Finally he straightened up, turned to his +fellow judges, and said, “A conference before we give +the marks, I think.” + +The judges went into a huddle. Madam Pomfrey had +gone to rescue Ron from Percy’s clutches; she led him +over to Harry and the others, gave him a blanket and +some Pepperup Potion, then went to fetch Fleur and +her sister. Fleur had many cuts on her face and arms +and her robes were torn, but she didn’t seem to care, +nor would she allow Madam Pomfrey to clean them. + + + +Page | 558 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look after Gabrielle,” she told her, and then she +turned to Harry. “You saved ’er,” she said +breathlessly. “Even though she was not your ’ostage.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, who was now heartily wishing +he’d left all three girls tied to the statue. + +Fleur bent down, kissed Harry twice on each cheek +(he felt his face burn and wouldn’t have been +surprised if steam was coming out of his ears again), +then said to Ron, “And you too — you ’elped — ” + +“Yeah,” said Ron, looking extremely hopeful, “yeah, a +bit — ” + + + +Fleur swooped down on him too and kissed him. +Hermione looked simply furious, but just then, Ludo +Bagman’s magically magnified voice boomed out +beside them, making them all jump, and causing the +crowd in the stands to go very quiet. + +“Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our decision. +Merchieftainess Murcus has told us exactly what +happened at the bottom of the lake, and we have +therefore decided to award marks out of fifty for each +of the champions, as follows. ... + +“Fleur Delacour, though she demonstrated excellent +use of the Bubble-Head Charm, was attacked by +grindylows as she approached her goal, and failed to +retrieve her hostage. We award her twenty-five +points.” + +Applause from the stands. + +“I deserved zero,” said Fleur throatily, shaking her +magnificent head. + + + +Page | 559 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Cedric Diggory, who also used the Bubble-Head +Charm, was first to return with his hostage, though +he returned one minute outside the time limit of an +hour.” Enormous cheers from the Hufflepuffs in the +crowd; Harry saw Cho give Cedric a glowing look. “We +therefore award him forty-seven points.” + +Harry’s heart sank. If Cedric had been outside the +time limit, he most certainly had been. + +“Viktor Krum used an incomplete form of +Transfiguration, which was nevertheless effective, and +was second to return with his hostage. We award him +forty points.” + +Karkaroff clapped particularly hard, looking very +superior. + +“Harry Potter used gillyweed to great effect,” Bagman +continued. “He returned last, and well outside the +time limit of an hour. However, the Merchieftainess +informs us that Mr. Potter was first to reach the +hostages, and that the delay in his return was due to +his determination to return all hostages to safety, not +merely his own.” + +Ron and Hermione both gave Harry half-exasperated, +half-commiserating looks. + +“Most of the judges,” and here, Bagman gave +Karkaroff a very nasty look, “feel that this shows +moral fiber and merits full marks. However ... Mr. +Potter’s score is forty-five points.” + +Harry’s stomach leapt — he was now tying for first +place with Cedric. Ron and Hermione, caught by +surprise, stared at Harry, then laughed and started +applauding hard with the rest of the crowd. + + + +Page | 560 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There you go, Harry!” Ron shouted over the noise. +“You weren’t being thick after all — you were showing +moral fiber!” + +Fleur was clapping very hard too, but Krum didn’t +look happy at all. He attempted to engage Hermione +in conversation again, but she was too busy cheering +Harry to listen. + +“The third and final task will take place at dusk on +the twenty-fourth of June,” continued Bagman. “The +champions will be notified of what is coming precisely +one month beforehand. Thank you all for your +support of the champions.” + +It was over, Harry thought dazedly, as Madam +Pomfrey began herding the champions and hostages +back to the castle to get into dry clothes ... it was +over, he had got through ... he didn’t have to worry +about anything now until June the twenty-fourth. ... + +Next time he was in Hogsmeade, Harry decided as he +walked back up the stone steps into the castle, he +was going to buy Dobby a pair of socks for every day +of the year. + + + +Page | 561 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +PADFOOT RETURNS + +One of the best things about the aftermath of the +second task was that everybody was very keen to hear +details of what had happened down in the lake, which +meant that Ron was getting to share Harry’s limelight +for once. Harry noticed that Ron’s version of events +changed subtly with every retelling. At first, he gave +what seemed to be the truth; it tallied with +Hermione’s story, anyway — Dumbledore had put all +the hostages into a bewitched sleep in Professor +McGonagall’s office, first assuring them that they +would be quite safe, and would awake when they were +back above the water. One week later, however, Ron +was telling a thrilling tale of kidnap in which he +struggled single-handedly against fifty heavily armed +merpeople who had to beat him into submission +before tying him up. + +“But I had my wand hidden up my sleeve,” he assured +Padma Patil, who seemed to be a lot keener on Ron +now that he was getting so much attention and was +making a point of talking to him every time they + + + +Page | 562 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +passed in the corridors. “I could’ve taken those mer- +idiots any time I wanted.” + +“What were you going to do, snore at them?” said +Hermione waspishly. People had been teasing her so +much about being the thing that Viktor Krum would +most miss that she was in a rather tetchy mood. + +Ron’s ears went red, and thereafter, he reverted to the +bewitched sleep version of events. + +As they entered March the weather became drier, but +cruel winds skinned their hands and faces every time +they went out onto the grounds. There were delays in +the post because the owls kept being blown off +course. The brown owl that Harry had sent to Sirius +with the dates of the Hogsmeade weekend turned up +at breakfast on Friday morning with half its feathers +sticking up the wrong way; Harry had no sooner torn +off Sirius’s reply than it took flight, clearly afraid it +was going to be sent outside again. + +Sirius’s letter was almost as short as the previous +one. + +Be at stile at end of road out of Hogsmeade (past +Dervish and Banges) at two o’clock on Saturday +afternoon. Bring as much food as you can. + +“He hasn’t come back to Hogsmeade?” said Ron +incredulously. + +“It looks like it, doesn’t it?” said Hermione. + +“I can’t believe him,” said Harry tensely, “if he’s +caught ...” + + + +Page | 563 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Made it so far, though, hasn’t he?” said Ron. “And +it’s not like the place is swarming with dementors +anymore.” + +Harry folded up the letter, thinking. If he was honest +with himself, he really wanted to see Sirius again. He +therefore approached the final lesson of the afternoon +— double Potions — feeling considerably more +cheerful than he usually did when descending the +steps to the dungeons. + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were standing in a huddle +outside the classroom door with Pansy Parkinson’s +gang of Slytherin girls. All of them were looking at +something Harry couldn’t see and sniggering heartily. +Pansy’s pug-like face peered excitedly around Goyle ’s +broad back as Harry, Ron, and Hermione approached. + +“There they are, there they are!” she giggled, and the +knot of Slytherins broke apart. Harry saw that Pansy +had a magazine in her hands — Witch Weekly. The +moving picture on the front showed a curly-haired +witch who was smiling toothily and pointing at a large +sponge cake with her wand. + +“You might find something to interest you in there, +Granger!” Pansy said loudly, and she threw the +magazine at Hermione, who caught it, looking +startled. At that moment, the dungeon door opened, +and Snape beckoned them all inside. + +Hermione, Harry, and Ron headed for a table at the +back of the dungeon as usual. Once Snape had +turned his back on them to write up the ingredients +of today’s potion on the blackboard, Hermione hastily +rifled through the magazine under the desk. At last, +in the center pages, Hermione found what they were +looking for. Harry and Ron leaned in closer. A color +photograph of Harry headed a short piece entitled: +Page | 564 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry Potter’s Secret Heartache + + + +A boy like no other, perhaps — yet a boy suffering all +the usual pangs of adolescence, writes Rita Skeeter. +Deprived of love since the tragic demise of his parents, +fourteen-year-old Harry Potter thought he had found +solace in his steady girlfriend at Hogwarts, Muggle- +born Hermione Granger. Little did he know that he +would shortly be suffering yet another emotional blow +in a life already littered with personal loss. + +Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to +have a taste for famous wizards that Harry alone +cannot satisfy. Since the arrival at Hogwarts of Viktor +Krum, Bulgarian Seeker and hero of the last World +Quidditch Cup, Miss Granger has been toying with +both boys’ affections. Krum, who is openly smitten +with the devious Miss Granger, has already invited +her to visit him in Bulgaria over the summer holidays, +and insists that he has “never felt this way about any +other girl.” + +However, it might not be Miss Granger’s doubtful +natural charms that have captured these unfortunate +boys’ interest. + +“She’s really ugly,” says Pansy Parkinson, a pretty +and vivacious fourth-year student, “but she’d be well +up to making a Love Potion, she’s quite brainy. I +think that’s how she’s doing it.” + +Love Potions are, of course, banned at Hogwarts, and +no doubt Albus Dumbledore will want to investigate +these claims. In the meantime, Harry Potter’s well- +wishers must hope that, next time, he bestows his +heart on a worthier candidate. + +“I told you!” Ron hissed at Hermione as she stared +down at the article. “I told you not to annoy Rita + +Page | 565 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Skeeter! She’s made you out to be some sort of — of +scarlet woman!” + +Hermione stopped looking astonished and snorted +with laughter. “ Scarlet woman?” she repeated, +shaking with suppressed giggles as she looked +around at Ron. + +“It’s what my mum calls them,” Ron muttered, his +ears going red. + +“If that’s the best Rita can do, she’s losing her touch,” +said Hermione, still giggling, as she threw Witch +Weekly onto the empty chair beside her. “What a pile +of old rubbish.” + +She looked over at the Slytherins, who were all +watching her and Harry closely across the room to see +if they had been upset by the article. Hermione gave +them a sarcastic smile and a wave, and she, Harry, +and Ron started unpacking the ingredients they +would need for their Wit-Sharpening Potion. + +“There’s something funny, though,” said Hermione +ten minutes later, holding her pestle suspended over +a bowl of scarab beetles. “How could Rita Skeeter +have known ... ?” + +“Known what?” said Ron quickly. “You haven’t been +mixing up Love Potions, have you?” + +“Don’t be stupid,” Hermione snapped, starting to +pound up her beetles again. “No, it’s just ... how did +she know Viktor asked me to visit him over the +summer?” + +Hermione blushed scarlet as she said this and +determinedly avoided Ron’s eyes. + + + +Page | 566 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” said Ron, dropping his pestle with a loud +clunk. + + + +“He asked me right after he’d pulled me out of the +lake,” Hermione muttered. “After he’d got rid of his +shark’s head. Madam Pomfrey gave us both blankets +and then he sort of pulled me away from the judges +so they wouldn’t hear, and he said, if I wasn’t doing +anything over the summer, would I like to — ” + +“And what did you say?” said Ron, who had picked up +his pestle and was grinding it on the desk, a good six +inches from his bowl, because he was looking at +Hermione. + +“And he did say he’d never felt the same way about +anyone else,” Hermione went on, going so red now +that Harry could almost feel the heat coming from +her, “but how could Rita Skeeter have heard him? + +She wasn’t there ... or was she? Maybe she has got an +Invisibility Cloak; maybe she sneaked onto the +grounds to watch the second task. ...” + +“And what did you say?” Ron repeated, pounding his +pestle down so hard that it dented the desk. + +“Well, I was too busy seeing whether you and Harry +were okay to — ” + +“Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, +Miss Granger,” said an icy voice right behind them, +and all three of them jumped, “I must ask you not to +discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor.” + +Snape had glided over to their desk while they were +talking. The whole class was now looking around at +them; Malfoy took the opportunity to flash POTTER +STINKS across the dungeon at Harry. + + + +Page | 567 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah . . . reading magazines under the table as well?” +Snape added, snatching up the copy of Witch Weekly. +“A further ten points from Gryffindor ... oh but of +course ...” Snape’s black eyes glittered as they fell on +Rita Skeeter’s article. “Potter has to keep up with his +press cuttings. ...” + +The dungeon rang with the Slytherins’ laughter, and +an unpleasant smile curled Snape’s thin mouth. To +Harry’s fury, he began to read the article aloud. + +“ ‘Harry Potter’s Secret Heartache . . . dear, dear, + +Potter, what’s ailing you now? ‘A boy like no other, +perhaps ...’ ” + +Harry could feel his face burning. Snape was pausing +at the end of every sentence to allow the Slytherins a +hearty laugh. The article sounded ten times worse +when read by Snape. Even Hermione was blushing +scarlet now. + +“ ‘. . . Harry Potter’s well-wishers must hope that, next +time, he bestows his heart upon a worthier candidate.’ +How very touching,” sneered Snape, rolling up the +magazine to continued gales of laughter from the +Slytherins. “Well, I think I had better separate the +three of you, so you can keep your minds on your +potions rather than on your tangled love lives. +Weasley, you stay here. Miss Granger, over there, +beside Miss Parkinson. Potter — that table in front of +my desk. Move. Now.” + +Furious, Harry threw his ingredients and his bag into +his cauldron and dragged it up to the front of the +dungeon to the empty table. Snape followed, sat down +at his desk and watched Harry unload his cauldron. +Determined not to look at Snape, Harry resumed the +mashing of his scarab beetles, imagining each one to +have Snape’s face. + +Page | 568 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All this press attention seems to have inflated your +already over-large head, Potter,” said Snape quietly, +once the rest of the class had settled down again. + +Harry didn’t answer. He knew Snape was trying to +provoke him; he had done this before. No doubt he +was hoping for an excuse to take a round fifty points +from Gryffindor before the end of the class. + +“You might be laboring under the delusion that the +entire wizarding world is impressed with you,” Snape +went on, so quietly that no one else could hear him +(Harry continued to pound his scarab beetles, even +though he had already reduced them to a very fine +powder), “but I don’t care how many times your +picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are +nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to +be beneath him.” + +Harry tipped the powdered beetles into his cauldron +and started cutting up his ginger roots. His hands +were shaking slightly out of anger, but he kept his +eyes down, as though he couldn’t hear what Snape +was saying to him. + +“So I give you fair warning, Potter,” Snape continued +in a softer and more dangerous voice, “pint-sized +celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my +office one more time — ” + +“I haven’t been anywhere near your office!” said Harry +angrily, forgetting his feigned deafness. + +“Don’t lie to me,” Snape hissed, his fathomless black +eyes boring into Harry’s. “Boomslang skin. Gillyweed. +Both come from my private stores, and I know who +stole them.” + + + +Page | 569 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared back at Snape, determined not to blink +or to look guilty. In truth, he hadn’t stolen either of +these things from Snape. Hermione had taken the +boomslang skin back in their second year — they had +needed it for the Polyjuice Potion — and while Snape +had suspected Harry at the time, he had never been +able to prove it. Dobby, of course, had stolen the +gillyweed. + +“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Harry lied +coldly. + +“You were out of bed on the night my office was +broken into!” Snape hissed. “I know it, Potter! Now, +Mad-Eye Moody might have joined your fan club, but +I will not tolerate your behavior! One more nighttime +stroll into my office, Potter, and you will pay!” + +“Right,” said Harry coolly, turning back to his ginger +roots. “I’ll bear that in mind if I ever get the urge to go +in there.” + +Snape’s eyes flashed. He plunged a hand into the +inside of his black robes. For one wild moment, Harry +thought Snape was about to pull out his wand and +curse him — then he saw that Snape had drawn out a +small crystal bottle of a completely clear potion. Harry +stared at it. + +“Do you know what this is, Potter?” Snape said, his +eyes glittering dangerously again. + +“No,” said Harry, with complete honesty this time. + +“It is Veritaserum — a Truth Potion so powerful that +three drops would have you spilling your innermost +secrets for this entire class to hear,” said Snape +viciously. “Now, the use of this potion is controlled by +very strict Ministry guidelines. But unless you watch +Page | 570 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +your step, you might just find that my hand slips” — +he shook the crystal bottle slightly — “right over your +evening pumpkin juice. And then, Potter ... then we’ll +find out whether you’ve been in my office or not.” + +Harry said nothing. He turned back to his ginger +roots once more, picked up his knife, and started +slicing them again. He didn’t like the sound of that +Truth Potion at all, nor would he put it past Snape to +slip him some. He repressed a shudder at the thought +of what might come spilling out of his mouth if Snape +did it . . . quite apart from landing a whole lot of people +in trouble — Hermione and Dobby for a start — there +were all the other things he was concealing . . . like the +fact that he was in contact with Sirius . . . and — his +insides squirmed at the thought — how he felt about +Cho. ... He tipped his ginger roots into the cauldron +too, and wondered whether he ought to take a leaf out +of Moody’s book and start drinking only from a +private hip flask. + +There was a knock on the dungeon door. + +“Enter,” said Snape in his usual voice. + +The class looked around as the door opened. + +Professor Karkaroff came in. Everyone watched him +as he walked up toward Snape ’s desk. He was +twisting his finger around his goatee and looking +agitated. + +“We need to talk,” said Karkaroff abruptly when he +had reached Snape. He seemed so determined that +nobody should hear what he was saying that he was +barely opening his lips; it was as though he were a +rather poor ventriloquist. Harry kept his eyes on his +ginger roots, listening hard. + + + +Page | 571 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll talk to you after my lesson, Karkaroff,” Snape +muttered, but Karkaroff interrupted him. + +“I want to talk now, while you can’t slip off, Severus. +You’ve been avoiding me.” + +“After the lesson,” Snape snapped. + +Under the pretext of holding up a measuring cup to +see if he’d poured out enough armadillo bile, Harry +sneaked a sidelong glance at the pair of them. +Karkaroff looked extremely worried, and Snape looked +angry. + +Karkaroff hovered behind Snape ’s desk for the rest of +the double period. He seemed intent on preventing +Snape from slipping away at the end of class. Keen to +hear what Karkaroff wanted to say, Harry deliberately +knocked over his bottle of armadillo bile with two +minutes to go to the bell, which gave him an excuse +to duck down behind his cauldron and mop up while +the rest of the class moved noisily toward the door. + +“What’s so urgent?” he heard Snape hiss at Karkaroff. + +“This,” said Karkaroff, and Harry, peering around the +edge of his cauldron, saw Karkaroff pull up the left- +hand sleeve of his robe and show Snape something on +his inner forearm. + +“Well?” said Karkaroff, still making every effort not to +move his lips. “Do you see? It’s never been this clear, +never since — ” + +“Put it away!” snarled Snape, his black eyes sweeping +the classroom. + +“But you must have noticed — ” Karkaroff began in an +agitated voice. + +Page | 572 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We can talk later, Karkaroff!” spat Snape. “Potter! +What are you doing?” + +“Clearing up my armadillo bile, Professor,” said Harry +innocently, straightening up and showing Snape the +sodden rag he was holding. + +Karkaroff turned on his heel and strode out of the +dungeon. He looked both worried and angry. Not +wanting to remain alone with an exceptionally angry +Snape, Harry threw his books and ingredients back +into his bag and left at top speed to tell Ron and +Hermione what he had just witnessed. + +They left the castle at noon the next day to find a +weak silver sun shining down upon the grounds. The +weather was milder than it had been all year, and by +the time they arrived in Hogsmeade, all three of them +had taken off their cloaks and thrown them over their +shoulders. The food Sirius had told them to bring was +in Harry’s bag; they had sneaked a dozen chicken +legs, a loaf of bread, and a flask of pumpkin juice +from the lunch table. + +They went into Gladrags Wizardwear to buy a present +for Dobby, where they had fun selecting the most +lurid socks they could find, including a pair patterned +with flashing gold and silver stars, and another that +screamed loudly when they became too smelly. Then, +at half past one, they made their way up the High +Street, past Dervish and Banges, and out toward the +edge of the village. + +Harry had never been in this direction before. The +winding lane was leading them out into the wild +countryside around Hogsmeade. The cottages were +fewer here, and their gardens larger; they were +walking toward the foot of the mountain in whose +shadow Hogsmeade lay. Then they turned a corner +Page | 573 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and saw a stile at the end of the lane. Waiting for +them, its front paws on the topmost bar, was a very +large, shaggy black dog, which was carrying some +newspapers in its mouth and looking very familiar. . . . + +“Hello, Sirius,” said Harry when they had reached +him. + +The black dog sniffed Harry’s bag eagerly, wagged its +tail once, then turned and began to trot away from +them across the scrubby patch of ground that rose to +meet the rocky foot of the mountain. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione climbed over the stile and followed. + +Sirius led them to the very foot of the mountain, +where the ground was covered with boulders and +rocks. It was easy for him, with his four paws, but +Harry, Ron, and Hermione were soon out of breath. +They followed Sirius higher, up onto the mountain +itself. For nearly half an hour they climbed a steep, +winding, and stony path, following Sirius’s wagging +tail, sweating in the sun, the shoulder straps of +Harry’s bag cutting into his shoulders. + +Then, at last, Sirius slipped out of sight, and when +they reached the place where he had vanished, they +saw a narrow fissure in the rock. They squeezed into +it and found themselves in a cool, dimly lit cave. +Tethered at the end of it, one end of his rope around a +large rock, was Buckbeak the hippogriff. Half gray +horse, half giant eagle, Buckbeak’s fierce orange eye +flashed at the sight of them. All three of them bowed +low to him, and after regarding them imperiously for a +moment, Buckbeak bent his scaly front knees and +allowed Hermione to rush forward and stroke his +feathery neck. Harry, however, was looking at the +black dog, which had just turned into his godfather. + + + +Page | 574 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius was wearing ragged gray robes; the same ones +he had been wearing when he had left Azkaban. His +black hair was longer than it had been when he had +appeared in the fire, and it was untidy and matted +once more. He looked very thin. + +“Chicken!” he said hoarsely after removing the old +Daily Prophets from his mouth and throwing them +down onto the cave floor. + +Harry pulled open his bag and handed over the +bundle of chicken legs and bread. + +“Thanks,” said Sirius, opening it, grabbing a +drumstick, sitting down on the cave floor, and tearing +off a large chunk with his teeth. “I’ve been living off +rats mostly. Can’t steal too much food from +Hogsmeade; I’d draw attention to myself.” + +He grinned up at Harry, but Harry returned the grin +only reluctantly. + +“What’re you doing here, Sirius?” he said. + +“Fulfilling my duty as godfather,” said Sirius, gnawing +on the chicken bone in a very doglike way. “Don’t +worry about it, I’m pretending to be a lovable stray.” + +He was still grinning, but seeing the anxiety in +Harry’s face, said more seriously, “I want to be on the +spot. Your last letter ... well, let’s just say things are +getting fishier. I’ve been stealing the paper every time +someone throws one out, and by the looks of things, +I’m not the only one who’s getting worried.” + +He nodded at the yellowing Daily Prophets on the cave +floor, and Ron picked them up and unfolded them. +Harry, however, continued to stare at Sirius. + + + +Page | 575 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What if they catch you? What if you’re seen?” + +“You three and Dumbledore are the only ones around +here who know I’m an Animagus,” said Sirius, +shrugging, and continuing to devour the chicken leg. + +Ron nudged Harry and passed him the Daily +Prophets. There were two: The first bore the headline +Mystery Illness of Bartemius Crouch, the second, +Ministry Witch Still Missing — Minister of Magic Now +Personally Involved. + +Harry scanned the story about Crouch. Phrases +jumped out at him: hasn’t been seen in public since +November ... house appears deserted ... St. Mungo’s +Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries decline +comment . . . Ministry refuses to confirm rumors of +critical illness. . . . + +“They’re making it sound like he’s dying,” said Harry +slowly. “But he can’t be that ill if he managed to get +up here. ...” + +“My brother’s Crouch’s personal assistant,” Ron +informed Sirius. “He says Crouch is suffering from +overwork.” + +“Mind you, he did look ill, last time I saw him up +close,” said Harry slowly, still reading the story. “The +night my name came out of the goblet. ...” + +“Getting his comeuppance for sacking Winky, isn’t +he?” said Hermione, an edge to her voice. She was +stroking Buckbeak, who was crunching up Sirius’s +chicken bones. “I bet he wishes he hadn’t done it now +— bet he feels the difference now she’s not there to +look after him.” + + + +Page | 576 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hermione’s obsessed with house-elfs,” Ron muttered +to Sirius, casting Hermione a dark look. Sirius, +however, looked interested. + +“Crouch sacked his house-elf?” + +“Yeah, at the Quidditch World Cup,” said Harry, and +he launched into the story of the Dark Mark’s +appearance, and Winky being found with Harry’s +wand clutched in her hand, and Mr. Crouch’s fury. +When Harry had finished, Sirius was on his feet again +and had started pacing up and down the cave. + +“Let me get this straight,” he said after a while, +brandishing a fresh chicken leg. “You first saw the elf +in the Top Box. She was saving Crouch a seat, right?” + +“Right,” said Harry, Ron, and Hermione together. + +“But Crouch didn’t turn up for the match?” + +“No,” said Harry. “I think he said he’d been too busy.” + +Sirius paced all around the cave in silence. Then he +said, “Harry, did you check your pockets for your +wand after you’d left the Top Box?” + +“Erm ...” Harry thought hard. “No,” he said finally. “I +didn’t need to use it before we got in the forest. And +then I put my hand in my pocket, and all that was in +there were my Omnioculars.” He stared at Sirius. “Are +you saying whoever conjured the Mark stole my wand +in the Top Box?” + +“It’s possible,” said Sirius. + +“Winky didn’t steal that wand!” Hermione insisted. + + + +Page | 577 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The elf wasn’t the only one in that box,” said Sirius, +his brow furrowed as he continued to pace. “Who else +was sitting behind you?” + +“Loads of people,” said Harry. “Some Bulgarian +ministers ... Cornelius Fudge ... the Malfoys ...” + +“The Malfoys!” said Ron suddenly, so loudly that his +voice echoed all around the cave, and Buckbeak +tossed his head nervously. “I bet it was Lucius +Malfoy!” + +“Anyone else?” said Sirius. + +“No one,” said Harry. + +“Yes, there was, there was Ludo Bagman,” Hermione +reminded him. + +“Oh yeah ...” + +“I don’t know anything about Bagman except that he +used to be Beater for the Wimbourne Wasps,” said +Sirius, still pacing. “What’s he like?” + +“He’s okay,” said Harry. “He keeps offering to help me +with the Triwizard Tournament.” + +“Does he, now?” said Sirius, frowning more deeply. “I +wonder why he’d do that?” + +“Says he’s taken a liking to me,” said Harry. + +“Hmm,” said Sirius, looking thoughtful. + +“We saw him in the forest just before the Dark Mark +appeared,” Hermione told Sirius. “Remember?” she +said to Harry and Ron. + + + +Page | 578 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, but he didn’t stay in the forest, did he?” said +Ron. “The moment we told him about the riot, he +went off to the campsite.” + +“How d’you know?” Hermione shot back. “How d’you +know where he Disapparated to?” + +“Come off it,” said Ron incredulously. “Are you saying +you reckon Ludo Bagman conjured the Dark Mark?” + +“It’s more likely he did it than Winky,” said Hermione +stubbornly. + +“Told you,” said Ron, looking meaningfully at Sirius, +“told you she’s obsessed with house — ” + +But Sirius held up a hand to silence Ron. + +“When the Dark Mark had been conjured, and the elf +had been discovered holding Harry’s wand, what did +Crouch do?” + +“Went to look in the bushes,” said Harry, “but there +wasn’t anyone else there.” + +“Of course,” Sirius muttered, pacing up and down, “of +course, he’d want to pin it on anyone but his own elf +. . . and then he sacked her?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione in a heated voice, “he sacked +her, just because she hadn’t stayed in her tent and let +herself get trampled — ” + +“Hermione, will you give it a rest with the elf!” said +Ron. + +Sirius shook his head and said, “She’s got the +measure of Crouch better than you have, Ron. If you + + + +Page | 579 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at +how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” + +He ran a hand over his unshaven face, evidently +thinking hard. + +“All these absences of Barty Crouch’s ... he goes to +the trouble of making sure his house-elf saves him a +seat at the Quidditch World Cup, but doesn’t bother +to turn up and watch. He works very hard to reinstate +the Triwizard Tournament, and then stops coming to +that too. ... It’s not like Crouch. If he’s ever taken a +day off work because of illness before this, I’ll eat +Buckbeak.” + +“D’you know Crouch, then?” said Harry. + +Sirius’s face darkened. He suddenly looked as +menacing as he had the night when Harry first met +him, the night when Harry still believed Sirius to be a +murderer. + +“Oh I know Crouch all right,” he said quietly. “He was +the one who gave the order for me to be sent to +Azkaban — without a trial.” + +“What?” said Ron and Hermione together. + +“You’re kidding!” said Harry. + +“No, I’m not,” said Sirius, taking another great bite of +chicken. “Crouch used to be Head of the Department +of Magical Law Enforcement, didn’t you know?” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione shook their heads. + +“He was tipped for the next Minister of Magic,” said +Sirius. “He’s a great wizard, Barty Crouch, powerfully +magical — and power-hungry. Oh never a Voldemort + +Page | 580 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +supporter,” he said, reading the look on Harry’s face. +“No, Barty Crouch was always very outspoken against +the Dark Side. But then a lot of people who were +against the Dark Side ... well, you wouldn’t +understand ... you’re too young. ...” + +“That’s what my dad said at the World Cup,” said +Ron, with a trace of irritation in his voice. “Try us, +why don’t you?” + +A grin flashed across Sirius’s thin face. + +“All right, I’ll try you. ...” He walked once up the cave, +back again, and then said, “Imagine that Voldemort’s +powerful now. You don’t know who his supporters +are, you don’t know who’s working for him and who +isn’t; you know he can control people so that they do +terrible things without being able to stop themselves. +You’re scared for yourself, and your family, and your +friends. Every week, news comes of more deaths, +more disappearances, more torturing ... the Ministry +of Magic’s in disarray, they don’t know what to do, +they’re trying to keep everything hidden from the +Muggles, but meanwhile, Muggles are dying too. + +Terror everywhere ... panic ... confusion ... that’s how +it used to be. + +“Well, times like that bring out the best in some +people and the worst in others. Crouch’s principles +might’ve been good in the beginning — I wouldn’t +know. He rose quickly through the Ministry, and he +started ordering very harsh measures against +Voldemort’s supporters. The Aurors were given new +powers — powers to kill rather than capture, for +instance. And I wasn’t the only one who was handed +straight to the dementors without trial. Crouch fought +violence with violence, and authorized the use of the +Unforgivable Curses against suspects. I would say he +became as ruthless and cruel as many on the Dark +Page | 581 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Side. He had his supporters, mind you — plenty of +people thought he was going about things the right +way, and there were a lot of witches and wizards +clamoring for him to take over as Minister of Magic. +When Voldemort disappeared, it looked like only a +matter of time until Crouch got the top job. But then +something rather unfortunate happened. ...” Sirius +smiled grimly. “Crouch’s own son was caught with a +group of Death Eaters who’d managed to talk their +way out of Azkaban. Apparently they were trying to +find Voldemort and return him to power.” + +“Crouch’s son was caught?” gasped Hermione. + +“Yep,” said Sirius, throwing his chicken bone to +Buckbeak, flinging himself back down on the ground +beside the loaf of bread, and tearing it in half. “Nasty +little shock for old Barty, I’d imagine. Should have +spent a bit more time at home with his family, +shouldn’t he? Ought to have left the office early once +in a while ... gotten to know his own son.” + +He began to wolf down large pieces of bread. + +“ Was his son a Death Eater?” said Harry. + +“No idea,” said Sirius, still stuffing down bread. “I was +in Azkaban myself when he was brought in. This is +mostly stuff I’ve found out since I got out. The boy +was definitely caught in the company of people I’d bet +my life were Death Eaters — but he might have been +in the wrong place at the wrong time, just like the +house-elf.” + +“Did Crouch try and get his son off?” Hermione +whispered. + +Sirius let out a laugh that was much more like a +bark. + +Page | 582 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Crouch let his son off? I thought you had the +measure of him, Hermione! Anything that threatened +to tarnish his reputation had to go; he had dedicated +his whole life to becoming Minister of Magic. You saw +him dismiss a devoted house-elf because she +associated him with the Dark Mark again — doesn’t +that tell you what he’s like? Crouch’s fatherly +affection stretched just far enough to give his son a +trial, and by all accounts, it wasn’t much more than +an excuse for Crouch to show how much he hated the +boy ... then he sent him straight to Azkaban.” + +“He gave his own son to the dementors?” asked Harry +quietly. + +“That’s right,” said Sirius, and he didn’t look remotely +amused now. “I saw the dementors bringing him in, +watched them through the bars in my cell door. He +can’t have been more than nineteen. They took him +into a cell near mine. He was screaming for his +mother by nightfall. He went quiet after a few days, +though . . . they all went quiet in the end . . . except +when they shrieked in their sleep. ...” + +For a moment, the deadened look in Sirius’s eyes +became more pronounced than ever, as though +shutters had closed behind them. + +“So he’s still in Azkaban?” Harry said. + +“No,” said Sirius dully. “No, he’s not in there anymore. +He died about a year after they brought him in.” + +“He died?” + +“He wasn’t the only one,” said Sirius bitterly. “Most go +mad in there, and plenty stop eating in the end. They +lose the will to live. You could always tell when a +death was coming, because the dementors could + +Page | 583 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sense it, they got excited. That boy looked pretty +sickly when he arrived. Crouch being an important +Ministry member, he and his wife were allowed a +deathbed visit. That was the last time I saw Barty +Crouch, half carrying his wife past my cell. She died +herself, apparently, shortly afterward. Grief. Wasted +away just like the boy. Crouch never came for his +son’s body. The dementors buried him outside the +fortress; I watched them do it.” + +Sirius threw aside the bread he had just lifted to his +mouth and instead picked up the flask of pumpkin +juice and drained it. + +“So old Crouch lost it all, just when he thought he +had it made,” he continued, wiping his mouth with +the back of his hand. “One moment, a hero, poised to +become Minister of Magic . . . next, his son dead, his +wife dead, the family name dishonored, and, so I’ve +heard since I escaped, a big drop in popularity. Once +the boy had died, people started feeling a bit more +sympathetic toward the son and started asking how a +nice young lad from a good family had gone so badly +astray. The conclusion was that his father never +cared much for him. So Cornelius Fudge got the top +job, and Crouch was shunted sideways into the +Department of International Magical Cooperation.” + +There was a long silence. Harry was thinking of the +way Crouch’s eyes had bulged as he’d looked down at +his disobedient house-elf back in the wood at the +Quidditch World Cup. This, then, must have been +why Crouch had overreacted to Winky being found +beneath the Dark Mark. It had brought back +memories of his son, and the old scandal, and his fall +from grace at the Ministry. + +“Moody says Crouch is obsessed with catching Dark +wizards,” Harry told Sirius. + +Page | 584 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, I’ve heard it’s become a bit of a mania with +him,” said Sirius, nodding. “If you ask me, he still +thinks he can bring back the old popularity by +catching one more Death Eater.” + +“And he sneaked up here to search Snape’s office!” +said Ron triumphantly, looking at Hermione. + +“Yes, and that doesn’t make sense at all,” said Sirius. + +“Yeah, it does!” said Ron excitedly, but Sirius shook +his head. + +“Listen, if Crouch wants to investigate Snape, why +hasn’t he been coming to judge the tournament? It +would be an ideal excuse to make regular visits to +Hogwarts and keep an eye on him.” + +“So you think Snape could be up to something, then?” +asked Harry, but Hermione broke in. + +“Look, I don’t care what you say, Dumbledore trusts +Snape — ” + +“Oh give it a rest, Hermione,” said Ron impatiently. “I +know Dumbledore ’s brilliant and everything, but that +doesn’t mean a really clever Dark wizard couldn’t fool +him — ” + + + +“Why did Snape save Harry’s life in the first year, +then? Why didn’t he just let him die?” + +“I dunno — maybe he thought Dumbledore would +kick him out — ” + +“What d’you think, Sirius?” Harry said loudly, and +Ron and Hermione stopped bickering to listen. + + + +Page | 585 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think they’ve both got a point,” said Sirius, looking +thoughtfully at Ron and Hermione. “Ever since I +found out Snape was teaching here, I’ve wondered +why Dumbledore hired him. Snape ’s always been +fascinated by the Dark Arts, he was famous for it at +school. Slimy, oily, greasy-haired kid, he was,” Sirius +added, and Harry and Ron grinned at each other. +“Snape knew more curses when he arrived at school +than half the kids in seventh year, and he was part of +a gang of Slytherins who nearly all turned out to be +Death Eaters.” + +Sirius held up his fingers and began ticking off +names. + +“Rosier and Wilkes — they were both killed by Aurors +the year before Voldemort fell. The Lestranges — +they’re a married couple — they’re in Azkaban. Avery + +— from what I’ve heard he wormed his way out of +trouble by saying he’d been acting under the Imperius +Curse — he’s still at large. But as far as I know, + +Snape was never even accused of being a Death Eater + +— not that that means much. Plenty of them were +never caught. And Snape ’s certainly clever and +cunning enough to keep himself out of trouble.” + +“Snape knows Karkaroff pretty well, but he wants to +keep that quiet,” said Ron. + +“Yeah, you should’ve seen Snape’s face when +Karkaroff turned up in Potions yesterday!” said Harry +quickly. “Karkaroff wanted to talk to Snape, he says +Snape’s been avoiding him. Karkaroff looked really +worried. He showed Snape something on his arm, but +I couldn’t see what it was.” + +“He showed Snape something on his arm?” said +Sirius, looking frankly bewildered. He ran his fingers +distractedly through his filthy hair, then shrugged + +Page | 586 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +again. “Well, I’ve no idea what that’s about ... but if +Karkaroff’s genuinely worried, and he’s going to +Snape for answers ...” + +Sirius stared at the cave wall, then made a grimace of +frustration. + +“There’s still the fact that Dumbledore trusts Snape, +and I know Dumbledore trusts where a lot of other +people wouldn’t, but I just can’t see him letting Snape +teach at Hogwarts if he’d ever worked for Voldemort.” + +“Why are Moody and Crouch so keen to get into +Snape ’s office then?” said Ron stubbornly. + +“Well,” said Sirius slowly, “I wouldn’t put it past Mad- +Eye to have searched every single teacher’s office +when he got to Hogwarts. He takes his Defense +Against the Dark Arts seriously, Moody. I’m not sure +he trusts anyone at all, and after the things he’s seen, +it’s not surprising. I’ll say this for Moody, though, he +never killed if he could help it. Always brought people +in alive where possible. He was tough, but he never +descended to the level of the Death Eaters. Crouch, +though ... he’s a different matter ... is he really ill? If +he is, why did he make the effort to drag himself up to +Snape ’s office? And if he’s not ... what’s he up to? +What was he doing at the World Cup that was so +important he didn’t turn up in the Top Box? What’s +he been doing while he should have been judging the +tournament?” + +Sirius lapsed into silence, still staring at the cave +wall. Buckbeak was ferreting around on the rocky +floor, looking for bones he might have overlooked. +Finally, Sirius looked up at Ron. + + + +Page | 587 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You say your brother’s Crouch’s personal assistant? +Any chance you could ask him if he’s seen Crouch +lately?” + +“I can try,” said Ron doubtfully. “Better not make it +sound like I reckon Crouch is up to anything dodgy, +though. Percy loves Crouch.” + +“And you might try and find out whether they’ve got +any leads on Bertha Jorkins while you’re at it,” said +Sirius, gesturing to the second copy of the Daily +Prophet. + +“Bagman told me they hadn’t,” said Harry. + +“Yes, he’s quoted in the article in there,” said Sirius, +nodding at the paper. “Blustering on about how bad +Bertha’s memory is. Well, maybe she’s changed since +I knew her, but the Bertha I knew wasn’t forgetful at +all — quite the reverse. She was a bit dim, but she +had an excellent memory for gossip. It used to get her +into a lot of trouble; she never knew when to keep her +mouth shut. I can see her being a bit of a liability at +the Ministry of Magic ... maybe that’s why Bagman +didn’t bother to look for her for so long. ...” + +Sirius heaved an enormous sigh and rubbed his +shadowed eyes. + +“What’s the time?” + +Harry checked his watch, then remembered it hadn’t +been working since it had spent over an hour in the +lake. + +“It’s half past three,” said Hermione. + +“You’d better get back to school,” Sirius said, getting +to his feet. “Now listen ...” He looked particularly hard + +Page | 588 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +at Harry. “I don’t want you lot sneaking out of school +to see me, all right? Just send notes to me here. I still +want to hear about anything odd. But you’re not to go +leaving Hogwarts without permission; it would be an +ideal opportunity for someone to attack you.” + +“No one’s tried to attack me so far, except a dragon +and a couple of grindylows,” Harry said, but Sirius +scowled at him. + +“I don’t care ... I’ll breathe freely again when this +tournament’s over, and that’s not until June. And +don’t forget, if you’re talking about me among +yourselves, call me Snuffles, okay?” + +He handed Harry the empty napkin and flask and +went to pat Buckbeak good-bye. “I’ll walk to the edge +of the village with you,” said Sirius, “see if I can +scrounge another paper.” + +He transformed into the great black dog before they +left the cave, and they walked back down the +mountainside with him, across the boulder-strewn +ground, and back to the stile. Here he allowed each of +them to pat him on the head, before turning and +setting off at a run around the outskirts of the village. +Harry, Ron, and Hermione made their way back into +Hogsmeade and up toward Hogwarts. + +“Wonder if Percy knows all that stuff about Crouch?” +Ron said as they walked up the drive to the castle. +“But maybe he doesn’t care ... it’d probably just make +him admire Crouch even more. Yeah, Percy loves +rules. He’d just say Crouch was refusing to break +them for his own son.” + +“Percy would never throw any of his family to the +dementors,” said Hermione severely. + + + +Page | 589 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know,” said Ron. “If he thought we were +standing in the way of his career . . . Percy’s really +ambitious, you know. ...” + +They walked up the stone steps into the entrance +hall, where the delicious smells of dinner wafted +toward them from the Great Hall. + +“Poor old Snuffles,” said Ron, breathing deeply. “He +must really like you, Harry. ... Imagine having to live +off rats.” + + + +Page | 590 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE MADNESS OF MR. CROUCH + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione went up to the Owlery +after breakfast on Sunday to send a letter to Percy, +asking, as Sirius had suggested, whether he had seen +Mr. Crouch lately. They used Hedwig, because it had +been so long since she’d had a job. When they had +watched her fly out of sight through the Owlery +window, they proceeded down to the kitchen to give +Dobby his new socks. + +The house-elves gave them a very cheery welcome, +bowing and curtsying and bustling around making +tea again. Dobby was ecstatic about his present. + +“Harry Potter is too good to Dobby!” he squeaked, +wiping large tears out of his enormous eyes. + +“You saved my life with that gillyweed, Dobby, you +really did,” said Harry. + +“No chance of more of those eclairs, is there?” said +Ron, who was looking around at the beaming and +bowing house-elves. + +Page | 591 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“You’ve just had breakfast!” said Hermione irritably, +but a great silver platter of eclairs was already +zooming toward them, supported by four elves. + +“We should get some stuff to send up to Snuffles,” +Harry muttered. + +“Good idea,” said Ron. “Give Pig something to do. You +couldn’t give us a bit of extra food, could you?” he +said to the surrounding elves, and they bowed +delightedly and hurried off to get some more. + +“Dobby, where’s Winky?” said Hermione, who was +looking around. + +“Winky is over there by the fire, miss,” said Dobby +quietly, his ears drooping slightly. + +“Oh dear,” said Hermione as she spotted Winky. + +Harry looked over at the fireplace too. Winky was +sitting on the same stool as last time, but she had +allowed herself to become so filthy that she was not +immediately distinguishable from the smoke- +blackened brick behind her. Her clothes were ragged +and unwashed. She was clutching a bottle of +butterbeer and swaying slightly on her stool, staring +into the fire. As they watched her, she gave an +enormous hiccup. + +“Winky is getting through six bottles a day now,” +Dobby whispered to Harry. + +“Well, it’s not strong, that stuff,” Harry said. + +But Dobby shook his head. “ Tis strong for a house- +elf, sir,” he said. + + + +Page | 592 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Winky hiccuped again. The elves who had brought the +eclairs gave her disapproving looks as they returned +to work. + +“Winky is pining, Harry Potter,” Dobby whispered +sadly. “Winky wants to go home. Winky still thinks +Mr. Crouch is her master, sir, and nothing Dobby +says will persuade her that Professor Dumbledore is +her master now.” + +“Hey, Winky,” said Harry, struck by a sudden +inspiration, walking over to her, and bending down, +“you don’t know what Mr. Crouch might be up to, do +you? Because he’s stopped turning up to judge the +Triwizard Tournament.” + +Winky’s eyes flickered. Her enormous pupils focused +on Harry. She swayed slightly again and then said, “M +— Master is stopped — hie — coming?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “we haven’t seen him since the +first task. The Daily Prophet’s saying he’s ill.” + +Winky swayed some more, staring blurrily at Harry. + +“Master — hie — ill?” + +Her bottom lip began to tremble. + +“But we’re not sure if that’s true,” said Hermione +quickly. + +“Master is needing his — hie — Winky!” whimpered +the elf. “Master cannot — hie — manage — hie — all +by himself. ...” + +“Other people manage to do their own housework, +you know, Winky,” Hermione said severely. + + + +Page | 593 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Winky — hie — is not only — hie — doing housework +for Mr. Crouch!” Winky squeaked indignantly, +swaying worse than ever and slopping butterbeer +down her already heavily stained blouse. “Master is — +hie — trusting Winky with — hie — the most +important — hie — the most secret — ” + +“What?” said Harry. + +But Winky shook her head very hard, spilling more +butterbeer down herself. + +“Winky keeps — hie — her master’s secrets,” she said +mutinously, swaying very heavily now, frowning up at +Harry with her eyes crossed. “You is — hie — nosing, +you is.” + +“Winky must not talk like that to Harry Potter!” said +Dobby angrily. “Harry Potter is brave and noble and +Harry Potter is not nosy!” + +“He is nosing — hie — into my master’s — hie — +private and secret — hie — Winky is a good house-elf +— hie — Winky keeps her silence — hie — people +trying to — hie — pry and poke — hie — ” + +Winky’s eyelids drooped and suddenly, without +warning, she slid off her stool into the hearth, snoring +loudly. The empty bottle of butterbeer rolled away +across the stone-flagged floor. Half a dozen house- +elves came hurrying forward, looking disgusted. One +of them picked up the bottle; the others covered +Winky with a large checked tablecloth and tucked the +ends in neatly, hiding her from view. + +“We is sorry you had to see that, sirs and miss!” +squeaked a nearby elf, shaking his head and looking +very ashamed. “We is hoping you will not judge us all +by Winky, sirs and miss!” + +Page | 594 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She’s unhappy!” said Hermione, exasperated. “Why +don’t you try and cheer her up instead of covering her +up?” + +“Begging your pardon, miss,” said the house-elf, +bowing deeply again, “but house-elves has no right to +be unhappy when there is work to be done and +masters to be served.” + +“Oh for heaven’s sake!” Hermione cried. “Listen to me, +all of you! You’ve got just as much right as wizards to +be unhappy! You’ve got the right to wages and +holidays and proper clothes, you don’t have to do +everything you’re told — look at Dobby!” + +“Miss will please keep Dobby out of this,” Dobby +mumbled, looking scared. The cheery smiles had +vanished from the faces of the house-elves around the +kitchen. They were suddenly looking at Hermione as +though she were mad and dangerous. + +“We has your extra food!” squeaked an elf at Harry’s +elbow, and he shoved a large ham, a dozen cakes, and +some fruit into Harry’s arms. “Good-bye!” + +The house-elves crowded around Harry, Ron, and +Hermione and began shunting them out of the +kitchen, many little hands pushing in the smalls of +their backs. + +“Thank you for the socks, Harry Potter!” Dobby called +miserably from the hearth, where he was standing +next to the lumpy tablecloth that was Winky. + +“You couldn’t keep your mouth shut, could you, +Hermione?” said Ron angrily as the kitchen door +slammed shut behind them. “They won’t want us +visiting them now! We could’ve tried to get more stuff +out of Winky about Crouch!” + +Page | 595 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh as if you care about that!” scoffed Hermione. “You +only like coming down here for the food!” + +It was an irritable sort of day after that. Harry got so +tired of Ron and Hermione sniping at each other over +their homework in the common room that he took +Sirius’s food up to the Owlery that evening on his +own. + +Pigwidgeon was much too small to carry an entire +ham up to the mountain by himself, so Harry enlisted +the help of two school screech owls as well. When +they had set off into the dusk, looking extremely odd +carrying the large package between them, Harry +leaned on the windowsill, looking out at the grounds, +at the dark, rustling treetops of the Forbidden Forest, +and the rippling sails of the Durmstrang ship. An +eagle owl flew through the coil of smoke rising from +Hagrid’s chimney; it soared toward the castle, around +the Owlery, and out of sight. Looking down, Harry +saw Hagrid digging energetically in front of his cabin. +Harry wondered what he was doing; it looked as +though he were making a new vegetable patch. As he +watched, Madame Maxime emerged from the +Beauxbatons carriage and walked over to Hagrid. She +appeared to be trying to engage him in conversation. +Hagrid leaned upon his spade, but did not seem keen +to prolong their talk, because Madame Maxime +returned to the carriage shortly afterward. + +Unwilling to go back to Gryffindor Tower and listen to +Ron and Hermione snarling at each other, Harry +watched Hagrid digging until the darkness swallowed +him and the owls around Harry began to awake, +swooshing past him into the night. + +By breakfast the next day Ron’s and Hermione’s bad +moods had burnt out, and to Harry’s relief, Ron’s +dark predictions that the house-elves would send + +Page | 596 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +substandard food up to the Gryffindor table because +Hermione had insulted them proved false; the bacon, +eggs, and kippers were quite as good as usual. + +When the post owls arrived, Hermione looked up +eagerly; she seemed to be expecting something. + +“Percy won’t’ve had time to answer yet,” said Ron. “We +only sent Hedwig yesterday.” + +“No, it’s not that,” said Hermione. “I’ve taken out a +subscription to the Daily Prophet I’m getting sick of +finding everything out from the Slytherins.” + +“Good thinking!” said Harry, also looking up at the +owls. “Hey, Hermione, I think you’re in luck — ” + +A gray owl was soaring down toward Hermione. + +“It hasn’t got a newspaper, though,” she said, looking +disappointed. “It’s — ” + +But to her bewilderment, the gray owl landed in front +of her plate, closely followed by four barn owls, a +brown owl, and a tawny. + +“How many subscriptions did you take out?” said +Harry, seizing Hermione ’s goblet before it was +knocked over by the cluster of owls, all of whom were +jostling close to her, trying to deliver their own letter +first. + +“What on earth — ?” Hermione said, taking the letter +from the gray owl, opening it, and starting to read. + +“Oh really!” she sputtered, going rather red. + +“What’s up?” said Ron. + +“It’s — oh how ridiculous — ” + +Page | 597 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She thrust the letter at Harry, who saw that it was +not handwritten, but composed from pasted letters +that seemed to have been cut out of the Daily Prophet. + +You are a WickEd giRL. HarRy PotTER desErves + +BeTteR. GO back wherE you cAMe from mUGgle. + +“They’re all like it!” said Hermione desperately, +opening one letter after another. “ ‘Harry Potter can do +much better than the likes of you. ...’ ‘You deserve to +be boiled in frog spawn. ...’ Ouch!” + +She had opened the last envelope, and yellowish- +green liquid smelling strongly of petrol gushed over +her hands, which began to erupt in large yellow boils. + +“Undiluted bubotuber pus!” said Ron, picking up the +envelope gingerly and sniffing it. + +“Ow!” said Hermione, tears starting in her eyes as she +tried to rub the pus off her hands with a napkin, but +her fingers were now so thickly covered in painful +sores that it looked as though she were wearing a pair +of thick, knobbly gloves. + +“You’d better get up to the hospital wing,” said Harry +as the owls around Hermione took flight. “We’ll tell +Professor Sprout where you’ve gone. ...” + +“I warned her!” said Ron as Hermione hurried out of +the Great Hall, cradling her hands. “I warned her not +to annoy Rita Skeeter! Look at this one ...” He read +out one of the letters Hermione had left behind: “ ‘I +read in Witch Weekly about how you are playing +Harry Potter false and that boy has had enough +hardship and I will be sending you a curse by next + + + +Page | 598 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +post as soon as I can find a big enough envelope.’ +Blimey, she’d better watch out for herself.” + +Hermione didn’t turn up for Herbology. As Harry and +Ron left the greenhouse for their Care of Magical +Creatures class, they saw Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle +descending the stone steps of the castle. Pansy +Parkinson was whispering and giggling behind them +with her gang of Slytherin girls. Catching sight of +Harry, Pansy called, “Potter, have you split up with +your girlfriend? Why was she so upset at breakfast?” + +Harry ignored her; he didn’t want to give her the +satisfaction of knowing how much trouble the Witch +Weekly article had caused. + +Hagrid, who had told them last lesson that they had +finished with unicorns, was waiting for them outside +his cabin with a fresh supply of open crates at his +feet. Harry’s heart sank at the sight of the crates — +surely not another skrewt hatching? — but when he +got near enough to see inside, he found himself +looking at a number of fluffy black creatures with +long snouts. Their front paws were curiously flat, like +spades, and they were blinking up at the class, +looking politely puzzled at all the attention. + +“These’re nifflers,” said Hagrid, when the class had +gathered around. “Yeh find ’em down mines mostly. +They like sparkly stuff. ... There yeh go, look.” + +One of the nifflers had suddenly leapt up and +attempted to bite Pansy Parkinson’s watch off her +wrist. She shrieked and jumped backward. + +“Useful little treasure detectors,” said Hagrid happily. +“Thought we’d have some fun with ’em today. See over +there?” He pointed at the large patch of freshly turned +earth Harry had watched him digging from the Owlery + +Page | 599 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +window. “I’ve buried some gold coins. I’ve got a prize +fer whoever picks the niffler that digs up most. Jus’ +take off all yer valuables, an’ choose a niffler, an’ get +ready ter set ’em loose.” + +Harry took off his watch, which he was only wearing +out of habit, as it didn’t work anymore, and stuffed it +into his pocket. Then he picked up a niffler. It put its +long snout in Harry’s ear and sniffed enthusiastically. +It was really quite cuddly. + +“Hang on,” said Hagrid, looking down into the crate, +“there’s a spare niffler here ... who’s missin’? Where’s +Hermione?” + +“She had to go to the hospital wing,” said Ron. + +“Well explain later,” Harry muttered; Pansy +Parkinson was listening. + +It was easily the most fun they had ever had in Care +of Magical Creatures. The nifflers dived in and out of +the patch of earth as though it were water, each +scurrying back to the student who had released it and +spitting gold into their hands. Ron’s was particularly +efficient; it had soon filled his lap with coins. + +“Can you buy these as pets, Hagrid?” he asked +excitedly as his niffler dived back into the soil, +splattering his robes. + +“Yer mum wouldn’ be happy, Ron,” said Hagrid, +grinning. “They wreck houses, nifflers. I reckon +they’ve nearly got the lot, now,” he added, pacing +around the patch of earth while the nifflers continued +to dive. “I on’y buried a hundred coins. Oh there +y’are, Hermione!” + + + +Page | 600 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione was walking toward them across the lawn. +Her hands were very heavily bandaged and she looked +miserable. Pansy Parkinson was watching her +beadily. + +“Well, let’s check how yeh’ve done!” said Hagrid. +“Count yer coins! An’ there’s no point tryin’ ter steal +any, Goyle,” he added, his beetle-black eyes +narrowed. “It’s leprechaun gold. Vanishes after a few +hours.” + +Goyle emptied his pockets, looking extremely sulky. It +turned out that Ron’s niffler had been most +successful, so Hagrid gave him an enormous slab of +Honeydukes chocolate for a prize. The bell rang +across the grounds for lunch; the rest of the class set +off back to the castle, but Harry, Ron, and Hermione +stayed behind to help Hagrid put the nifflers back in +their boxes. Harry noticed Madame Maxime watching +them out of her carriage window. + +“What yeh done ter your hands, Hermione?” said +Hagrid, looking concerned. + +Hermione told him about the hate mail she had +received that morning, and the envelope full of +bubotuber pus. + +“Aaah, don’ worry,” said Hagrid gently, looking down +at her. “I got some o’ those letters an’ all, after Rita +Skeeter wrote abou’ me mum. ‘Yeh’re a monster an’ +yeh should be put down.’ ‘Yer mother killed innocent +people an’ if you had any decency you’d jump in a +lake. ’ ” + +“No!” said Hermione, looking shocked. + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid, heaving the niffler crates over by +his cabin wall. “They’re jus’ nutters, Hermione. Don’ + +Page | 601 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +open ’em if yeh get any more. Chuck ’em straigh’ in +the fire.” + + + +“You missed a really good lesson,” Harry told +Hermione as they headed back toward the castle. +“They’re good, nifflers, aren’t they, Ron?” + +Ron, however, was frowning at the chocolate Hagrid +had given him. He looked thoroughly put out about +something. + +“What’s the matter?” said Harry. “Wrong flavor?” + +“No,” said Ron shortly. “Why didn’t you tell me about +the gold?” + +“What gold?” said Harry. + +“The gold I gave you at the Quidditch World Cup,” +said Ron. “The leprechaun gold I gave you for my +Omnioculars. In the Top Box. Why didn’t you tell me +it disappeared?” + +Harry had to think for a moment before he realized +what Ron was talking about. + +“Oh ...” he said, the memory coming back to him at +last. “I dunno ... I never noticed it had gone. I was +more worried about my wand, wasn’t I?” + +They climbed the steps into the entrance hall and +went into the Great Hall for lunch. + +“Must be nice,” Ron said abruptly, when they had sat +down and started serving themselves roast beef and +Yorkshire puddings. “To have so much money you +don’t notice if a pocketful of Galleons goes missing.” + + + +Page | 602 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Listen, I had other stuff on my mind that night!” said +Harry impatiently. “We all did, remember?” + + + +“I didn’t know leprechaun gold vanishes,” Ron +muttered. “I thought I was paying you back. You +shouldn’t ’ve given me that Chudley Cannon hat for +Christmas.” + +“Forget it, all right?” said Harry. + +Ron speared a roast potato on the end of his fork, +glaring at it. Then he said, “I hate being poor.” + +Harry and Hermione looked at each other. Neither of +them really knew what to say. + +“It’s rubbish,” said Ron, still glaring down at his +potato. “I don’t blame Fred and George for trying to +make some extra money. Wish I could. Wish I had a +niffler.” + +“Well, we know what to get you next Christmas,” said +Hermione brightly. Then, when Ron continued to look +gloomy, she said, “Come on, Ron, it could be worse. + +At least your fingers aren’t full of pus.” Hermione was +having a lot of difficulty managing her knife and fork, +her fingers were so stiff and swollen. “I hate that +Skeeter woman!” she burst out savagely. “I’ll get her +back for this if it’s the last thing I do!” + + + +Hate mail continued to arrive for Hermione over the +following week, and although she followed Hagrid’s +advice and stopped opening it, several of her ill- +wishers sent Howlers, which exploded at the +Gryffindor table and shrieked insults at her for the +whole Hall to hear. Even those people who didn’t read +Witch Weekly knew all about the supposed Harry- +Page | 603 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Krum-Hermione triangle now. Harry was getting sick +of telling people that Hermione wasn’t his girlfriend. + +“It’ll die down, though,” he told Hermione, “if we just +ignore it. ... People got bored with that stuff she wrote +about me last time — ” + +“I want to know how she’s listening into private +conversations when she’s supposed to be banned +from the grounds!” said Hermione angrily. + +Hermione hung back in their next Defense Against +the Dark Arts lesson to ask Professor Moody +something. The rest of the class was very eager to +leave; Moody had given them such a rigorous test of +hex-deflection that many of them were nursing small +injuries. Harry had such a bad case of Twitchy Ears, +he had to hold his hands clamped over them as he +walked away from the class. + +“Well, Rita’s definitely not using an Invisibility Cloak!” +Hermione panted five minutes later, catching up with +Harry and Ron in the entrance hall and pulling +Harry’s hand away from one of his wiggling ears so +that he could hear her. “Moody says he didn’t see her +anywhere near the judges’ table at the second task, or +anywhere near the lake!” + +“Hermione, is there any point in telling you to drop +this?” said Ron. + +“No!” said Hermione stubbornly. “I want to know how +she heard me talking to Viktor! And how she found +out about Hagrid’s mum!” + +“Maybe she had you bugged,” said Harry. + +“Bugged?” said Ron blankly. “What ... put fleas on her +or something?” + +Page | 604 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry started explaining about hidden microphones +and recording equipment. Ron was fascinated, but +Hermione interrupted them. + +“Aren’t you two ever going to read Hogwarts, A +History?” + +“What’s the point?” said Ron. “You know it by heart, +we can just ask you.” + +“All those substitutes for magic Muggles use — +electricity, computers, and radar, and all those things +— they all go haywire around Hogwarts, there’s too +much magic in the air. No, Rita’s using magic to +eavesdrop, she must be. ... If I could just find out +what it is ... ooh, if it’s illegal, I’ll have her ...” + +“Haven’t we got enough to worry about?” Ron asked +her. “Do we have to start a vendetta against Rita +Skeeter as well?” + +“I’m not asking you to help!” Hermione snapped. “I’ll +do it on my own!” + +She marched back up the marble staircase without a +backward glance. Harry was quite sure she was going +to the library. + +“What’s the betting she comes back with a box of / +Hate Rita Skeeter badges?” said Ron. + +Hermione, however, did not ask Harry and Ron to +help her pursue vengeance against Rita Skeeter, for +which they were both grateful, because their workload +was mounting ever higher in the days before the +Easter holidays. Harry frankly marveled at the fact +that Hermione could research magical methods of +eavesdropping as well as everything else they had to +do. He was working flat-out just to get through all +Page | 605 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their homework, though he made a point of sending +regular food packages up to the cave in the mountain +for Sirius; after last summer, Harry had not forgotten +what it felt like to be continually hungry. He enclosed +notes to Sirius, telling him that nothing out of the +ordinary had happened, and that they were still +waiting for an answer from Percy. + +Hedwig didn’t return until the end of the Easter +holidays. Percy’s letter was enclosed in a package of +Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry’s +and Ron’s were the size of dragon eggs and full of +homemade toffee. Hermione’s, however, was smaller +than a chicken egg. Her face fell when she saw it. + +“Your mum doesn’t read Witch Weekly, by any +chance, does she, Ron?” she asked quietly. + +“Yeah,” said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. + +“Gets it for the recipes.” + +Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg. + +“Don’t you want to see what Percy’s written?” Harry +asked her hastily. + +Percy’s letter was short and irritated. + +As I am constantly telling the Daily Prophet, Mr. + +Crouch is taking a well-deserved break. He is sending +in regular owls with instructions. No, I haven’t actually +seen him, but I think I can be trusted to know my own +superior’s handwriting. I have quite enough to do at +the moment without trying to quash these ridiculous +rumors. Please don’t bother me again unless it’s +something important. Happy Easter. + +The start of the summer term would normally have +meant that Harry was training hard for the last + +Page | 606 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Quidditch match of the season. This year, however, it +was the third and final task in the Triwizard +Tournament for which he needed to prepare, but he +still didn’t know what he would have to do. Finally, in +the last week of May, Professor McGonagall held him +back in Transfiguration. + +“You are to go down to the Quidditch field tonight at +nine o’clock, Potter,” she told him. “Mr. Bagman will +be there to tell the champions about the third task.” + +So at half past eight that night, Harry left Ron and +Hermione in Gryffindor Tower and went downstairs. +As he crossed the entrance hall, Cedric came up from +the Hufflepuff common room. + +“What d’you reckon it’s going to be?” he asked Harry +as they went together down the stone steps, out into +the cloudy night. “Fleur keeps going on about +underground tunnels; she reckons we’ve got to find +treasure.” + +“That wouldn’t be too bad,” said Harry, thinking that +he would simply ask Hagrid for a niffler to do the job +for him. + +They walked down the dark lawn to the Quidditch +stadium, turned through a gap in the stands, and +walked out onto the field. + +“What’ve they done to it?” Cedric said indignantly, +stopping dead. + +The Quidditch field was no longer smooth and flat. It +looked as though somebody had been building long, +low walls all over it that twisted and crisscrossed in +every direction. + + + +Page | 607 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re hedges!” said Harry, bending to examine the +nearest one. + + + +“Hello there!” called a cheery voice. + +Ludo Bagman was standing in the middle of the field +with Krum and Fleur. Harry and Cedric made their +way toward them, climbing over the hedges. Fleur +beamed at Harry as he came nearer. Her attitude +toward him had changed completely since he had +saved her sister from the lake. + +“Well, what d’you think?” said Bagman happily as +Harry and Cedric climbed over the last hedge. +“Growing nicely, aren’t they? Give them a month and +Hagrid’ll have them twenty feet high. Don’t worry,” he +added, grinning, spotting the less-than-happy +expressions on Harry’s and Cedric’s faces, “you’ll have +your Quidditch field back to normal once the task is +over! Now, I imagine you can guess what we’re +making here?” + +No one spoke for a moment. Then — + +“Maze,” grunted Krum. + +“That’s right!” said Bagman. “A maze. The third task’s +really very straightforward. The Triwizard Cup will be +placed in the center of the maze. The first champion +to touch it will receive full marks.” + +“We seemply ’ave to get through the maze?” said +Fleur. + +“There will be obstacles,” said Bagman happily, +bouncing on the balls of his feet. “Hagrid is providing +a number of creatures . . . then there will be spells that +must be broken ... all that sort of thing, you know. +Now, the champions who are leading on points will +Page | 608 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +get a head start into the maze.” Bagman grinned at +Harry and Cedric. “Then Mr. Krum will enter ... then +Miss Delacour. But you 11 all be in with a fighting +chance, depending how well you get past the +obstacles. Should be fun, eh?” + +Harry, who knew only too well the kind of creatures +that Hagrid was likely to provide for an event like this, +thought it was unlikely to be any fun at all. However, +he nodded politely like the other champions. + +“Very well ... if you haven’t got any questions, we’ll go +back up to the castle, shall we, it’s a bit chilly. ...” + +Bagman hurried alongside Harry as they began to +wend their way out of the growing maze. Harry had +the feeling that Bagman was going to start offering to +help him again, but just then, Krum tapped Harry on +the shoulder. + +“Could I haff a vord?” + +“Yeah, all right,” said Harry, slightly surprised. + +“Vill you valk vith me?” + +“Okay,” said Harry curiously. + +Bagman looked slightly perturbed. + +“I’ll wait for you, Harry, shall I?” + +“No, it’s okay, Mr. Bagman,” said Harry, suppressing +a smile, “I think I can find the castle on my own, +thanks.” + +Harry and Krum left the stadium together, but Krum +did not set a course for the Durmstrang ship. Instead, +he walked toward the forest. + +Page | 609 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What ’re we going this way for?” said Harry as they +passed Hagrid’s cabin and the illuminated +Beauxbatons carriage. + +“Don’t vant to be overheard,” said Krum shortly. + +When at last they had reached a quiet stretch of +ground a short way from the Beauxbatons horses’ +paddock, Krum stopped in the shade of the trees and +turned to face Harry. + +“I vant to know,” he said, glowering, “vot there is +between you and Hermy-own-ninny.” + +Harry, who from Krum’s secretive manner had +expected something much more serious than this, +stared up at Krum in amazement. + +“Nothing,” he said. But Krum glowered at him, and +Harry, somehow struck anew by how tall Krum was, +elaborated. “We’re friends. She’s not my girlfriend and +she never has been. It’s just that Skeeter woman +making things up.” + +“Hermy-own-ninny talks about you very often,” said +Krum, looking suspiciously at Harry. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “because we’re friends.” + +He couldn’t quite believe he was having this +conversation with Viktor Krum, the famous +International Quidditch player. It was as though the +eighteen-year-old Krum thought he, Harry, was an +equal — a real rival — + +“You haff never ... you haff not ...” + +“No,” said Harry very firmly. + + + +Page | 610 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Krum looked slightly happier. He stared at Harry for a +few seconds, then said, “You fly very veil. I vos +votching at the first task.” + +“Thanks,” said Harry, grinning broadly and suddenly +feeling much taller himself. “I saw you at the +Quidditch World Cup. The Wronski Feint, you really + + + +But something moved behind Krum in the trees, and +Harry, who had some experience of the sort of thing +that lurked in the forest, instinctively grabbed Krum’s +arm and pulled him around. + +“Vot is it?” + +Harry shook his head, staring at the place where he’d +seen movement. He slipped his hand inside his robes, +reaching for his wand. + +Suddenly a man staggered out from behind a tall oak. +For a moment, Harry didn’t recognize him ... then he +realized it was Mr. Crouch. + +He looked as though he had been traveling for days. +The knees of his robes were ripped and bloody, his +face scratched; he was unshaven and gray with +exhaustion. His neat hair and mustache were both in +need of a wash and a trim. His strange appearance, +however, was nothing to the way he was behaving. +Muttering and gesticulating, Mr. Crouch appeared to +be talking to someone that he alone could see. He +reminded Harry vividly of an old tramp he had seen +once when out shopping with the Dursleys. That man +too had been conversing wildly with thin air; Aunt +Petunia had seized Dudley’s hand and pulled him +across the road to avoid him; Uncle Vernon had then +treated the family to a long rant about what he would +like to do with beggars and vagrants. + +Page | 611 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Vosn’t he a judge?” said Krum, staring at Mr. + +Crouch. “Isn’t he vith your Ministry?” + +Harry nodded, hesitated for a moment, then walked +slowly toward Mr. Crouch, who did not look at him, +but continued to talk to a nearby tree. + +"... and when you’ve done that, Weatherby, send an +owl to Dumbledore confirming the number of +Durmstrang students who will be attending the +tournament, Karkaroff has just sent word there will +be twelve. ...” + +“Mr. Crouch?” said Harry cautiously. + +"... and then send another owl to Madame Maxime, +because she might want to up the number of +students she’s bringing, now Karkaroff’s made it a +round dozen ... do that, Weatherby, will you? Will +you? Will...” + +Mr. Crouch’s eyes were bulging. He stood staring at +the tree, muttering soundlessly at it. Then he +staggered sideways and fell to his knees. + +“Mr. Crouch?” Harry said loudly. “Are you all right?” + +Crouch’s eyes were rolling in his head. Harry looked +around at Krum, who had followed him into the trees, +and was looking down at Crouch in alarm. + +“Vot is wrong with him?” + +“No idea,” Harry muttered. “Listen, you’d better go +and get someone — ” + +“Dumbledore!” gasped Mr. Crouch. He reached out +and seized a handful of Harry’s robes, dragging him + + + +Page | 612 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +closer, though his eyes were staring over Harry’s +head. “I need ... see ... Dumbledore. ...” + +“Okay,” said Harry, “if you get up, Mr. Crouch, we can +go up to the — ” + +“I’ve done ... stupid ... thing ...” Mr. Crouch breathed. +He looked utterly mad. His eyes were rolling and +bulging, and a trickle of spittle was sliding down his +chin. Every word he spoke seemed to cost him a +terrible effort. “Must ... tell ... Dumbledore ...” + +“Get up, Mr. Crouch,” said Harry loudly and clearly. +“Get up, I’ll take you to Dumbledore!” + +Mr. Crouch’s eyes rolled forward onto Harry. + +“Who ... you?” he whispered. + +“I’m a student at the school,” said Harry, looking +around at Krum for some help, but Krum was +hanging back, looking extremely nervous. + +“You’re not ... his?” whispered Crouch, his mouth +sagging. + +“No,” said Harry, without the faintest idea what +Crouch was talking about. + +“Dumbledore ’s?” + +“That’s right,” said Harry. + +Crouch was pulling him closer; Harry tried to loosen +Crouch’s grip on his robes, but it was too powerful. + +“Warn ... Dumbledore ...” + + + +Page | 613 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll get Dumbledore if you let go of me,” said Harry. +“Just let go, Mr. Crouch, and I’ll get him. ...” + +“Thank you, Weatherby, and when you have done +that, I would like a cup of tea. My wife and son will be +arriving shortly, we are attending a concert tonight +with Mr. and Mrs. Fudge.” + +Crouch was now talking fluently to a tree again, and +seemed completely unaware that Harry was there, +which surprised Harry so much he didn’t notice that +Crouch had released him. + +“Yes, my son has recently gained twelve O.W.L.s, +most satisfactory, yes, thank you, yes, very proud +indeed. Now, if you could bring me that memo from +the Andorran Minister of Magic, I think I will have +time to draft a response. ...” + +“You stay here with him!” Harry said to Krum. “I’ll get +Dumbledore, I’ll be quicker, I know where his office is + + + +“He is mad,” said Krum doubtfully, staring down at +Crouch, who was still gabbling to the tree, apparently +convinced it was Percy. + +“Just stay with him,” said Harry, starting to get up, +but his movement seemed to trigger another abrupt +change in Mr. Crouch, who seized him hard around +the knees and pulled Harry back to the ground. + +“Don’t ... leave ... me!” he whispered, his eyes bulging +again. “I ... escaped . . . must warn . . . must tell . . . see +Dumbledore . . . my fault ... all my fault . . . Bertha . . . +dead ... all my fault . . . my son . . . my fault . . . tell +Dumbledore . . . Harry Potter . . . the Dark Lord . . . +stronger ... Harry Potter ...” + + + +Page | 614 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll get Dumbledore if you let me go, Mr. Crouch!” +said Harry. He looked furiously around at Krum. + +“Help me, will you?” + +Looking extremely apprehensive, Krum moved +forward and squatted down next to Mr. Crouch. + +“Just keep him here,” said Harry, pulling himself free +of Mr. Crouch. “I’ll be back with Dumbledore.” + +“Hurry, von’t you?” Krum called after him as Harry +sprinted away from the forest and up through the +dark grounds. They were deserted; Bagman, Cedric, +and Fleur had disappeared. Harry tore up the stone +steps, through the oak front doors, and off up the +marble staircase, toward the second floor. + +Five minutes later he was hurtling toward a stone +gargoyle standing halfway along an empty corridor. + +“Sher — sherbet lemon!” he panted at it. + +This was the password to the hidden staircase to +Dumbledore ’s office — or at least, it had been two +years ago. The password had evidently changed, +however, for the stone gargoyle did not spring to life +and jump aside, but stood frozen, glaring at Harry +malevolently. + +“Move!” Harry shouted at it. “C’mon!” + +But nothing at Hogwarts had ever moved just because +he shouted at it; he knew it was no good. He looked +up and down the dark corridor. Perhaps Dumbledore +was in the staffroom? He started running as fast as +he could toward the staircase — + +“POTTER!” + + + +Page | 615 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry skidded to a halt and looked around. Snape +had just emerged from the hidden staircase behind +the stone gargoyle. The wall was sliding shut behind +him even as he beckoned Harry back toward him. + +“What are you doing here, Potter?” + +“I need to see Professor Dumbledore!” said Harry, +running back up the corridor and skidding to a +standstill in front of Snape instead. “It’s Mr. Crouch +... he’s just turned up ... he’s in the forest ... he’s +asking — ” + +“What is this rubbish?” said Snape, his black eyes +glittering. “What are you talking about?” + +“Mr. Crouch!” Harry shouted. “From the Ministry! + +He’s ill or something — he’s in the forest, he wants to +see Dumbledore! Just give me the password up to — ” + +“The headmaster is busy, Potter,” said Snape, his thin +mouth curling into an unpleasant smile. + +“I’ve got to tell Dumbledore!” Harry yelled. + +“Didn’t you hear me, Potter?” + +Harry could tell Snape was thoroughly enjoying +himself, denying Harry the thing he wanted when he +was so panicky. + +“Look,” said Harry angrily, “Crouch isn’t right — he’s +— he’s out of his mind — he says he wants to warn — + + + +The stone wall behind Snape slid open. Dumbledore +was standing there, wearing long green robes and a +mildly curious expression. “Is there a problem?” he +said, looking between Harry and Snape. + +Page | 616 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor!” Harry said, sidestepping Snape before +Snape could speak, “Mr. Crouch is here — he’s down +in the forest, he wants to speak to you!” + +Harry expected Dumbledore to ask questions, but to +his relief, Dumbledore did nothing of the sort. + +“Lead the way,” he said promptly, and he swept off +along the corridor behind Harry, leaving Snape +standing next to the gargoyle and looking twice as +ugly. + +“What did Mr. Crouch say, Harry?” said Dumbledore +as they walked swiftly down the marble staircase. + +“Said he wants to warn you ... said he’s done +something terrible ... he mentioned his son . . . and +Bertha Jorkins ... and — and Voldemort ... something +about Voldemort getting stronger. ...” + +“Indeed,” said Dumbledore, and he quickened his +pace as they hurried out into the pitch-darkness. + +“He’s not acting normally,” Harry said, hurrying along +beside Dumbledore. “He doesn’t seem to know where +he is. He keeps talking like he thinks Percy Weasley’s +there, and then he changes, and says he needs to see +you. ... I left him with Viktor Krum.” + +“You did?” said Dumbledore sharply, and he began to +take longer strides still, so that Harry was running to +keep up. “Do you know if anybody else saw Mr. +Crouch?” + +“No,” said Harry. “Krum and I were talking, Mr. +Bagman had just finished telling us about the third +task, we stayed behind, and then we saw Mr. Crouch +coming out of the forest — ” + + + +Page | 617 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Where are they?” said Dumbledore as the +Beauxbatons carriage emerged from the darkness. + +“Over here,” said Harry, moving in front of +Dumbledore, leading the way through the trees. He +couldn’t hear Crouch’s voice anymore, but he knew +where he was going; it hadn’t been much past the +Beauxbatons carriage ... somewhere around here. ... + +“Viktor?” Harry shouted. + +No one answered. + +“They were here,” Harry said to Dumbledore. “They +were definitely somewhere around here. ...” + +“Lumos,” Dumbledore said, lighting his wand and +holding it up. + +Its narrow beam traveled from black trunk to black +trunk, illuminating the ground. And then it fell upon +a pair of feet. + +Harry and Dumbledore hurried forward. Krum was +sprawled on the forest floor. He seemed to be +unconscious. There was no sign at all of Mr. Crouch. +Dumbledore bent over Krum and gently lifted one of +his eyelids. + +“Stunned,” he said softly. His half-moon glasses +glittered in the wandlight as he peered around at the +surrounding trees. + +“Should I go and get someone?” said Harry. “Madam +Pomfrey?” + +“No,” said Dumbledore swiftly. “Stay here.” + + + +Page | 618 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He raised his wand into the air and pointed it in the +direction of Hagrid ’s cabin. Harry saw something +silvery dart out of it and streak away through the +trees like a ghostly bird. Then Dumbledore bent over +Krum again, pointed his wand at him, and muttered, +“Renneruate.” + +Krum opened his eyes. He looked dazed. When he saw +Dumbledore, he tried to sit up, but Dumbledore put a +hand on his shoulder and made him lie still. + +“He attacked me!” Krum muttered, putting a hand up +to his head. “The old madman attacked me! I vos +looking around to see vare Potter had gone and he +attacked from behind!” + +“Lie still for a moment,” Dumbledore said. + +The sound of thunderous footfalls reached them, and +Hagrid came panting into sight with Fang at his +heels. He was carrying his crossbow. + +“Professor Dumbledore!” he said, his eyes widening. +“Harry — what the — ?” + +“Hagrid, I need you to fetch Professor Karkaroff,” said +Dumbledore. “His student has been attacked. When +you’ve done that, kindly alert Professor Moody — ” + +“No need, Dumbledore,” said a wheezy growl. “I’m +here.” + +Moody was limping toward them, leaning on his staff, +his wand lit. + +“Damn leg,” he said furiously. “Would’ve been here +quicker ... what’s happened? Snape said something +about Crouch — ” + + + +Page | 619 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Crouch?” said Hagrid blankly. + +“Karkaroff, please, Hagrid!” said Dumbledore sharply. + +“Oh yeah ... right y’are, Professor ...” said Hagrid, and +he turned and disappeared into the dark trees, Fang +trotting after him. + +“I don’t know where Barty Crouch is,” Dumbledore +told Moody, “but it is essential that we find him.” + +“I’m onto it,” growled Moody, and he pulled out his +wand and limped off into the forest. + +Neither Dumbledore nor Harry spoke again until they +heard the unmistakable sounds of Hagrid and Fang +returning. Karkaroff was hurrying along behind them. +He was wearing his sleek silver furs, and he looked +pale and agitated. + +“What is this?” he cried when he saw Krum on the +ground and Dumbledore and Harry beside him. +“What’s going on?” + +“I vos attacked!” said Krum, sitting up now and +rubbing his head. “Mr. Crouch or votever his name — + + + +“Crouch attacked you? Crouch attacked you? The +Triwizard judge?” + +“Igor,” Dumbledore began, but Karkaroff had drawn +himself up, clutching his furs around him, looking +livid. + +“Treachery!” he bellowed, pointing at Dumbledore. “It +is a plot! You and your Ministry of Magic have lured +me here under false pretenses, Dumbledore! This is +not an equal competition! First you sneak Potter into + +Page | 620 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the tournament, though he is underage! Now one of +your Ministry friends attempts to put my champion +out of action! I smell double-dealing and corruption in +this whole affair, and you, Dumbledore, you, with +your talk of closer international wizarding links, of +rebuilding old ties, of forgetting old differences — +here’s what I think of you!” + +Karkaroff spat onto the ground at Dumbledore’s feet. +In one swift movement, Hagrid seized the front of +Karkaroff’s furs, lifted him into the air, and slammed +him against a nearby tree. + +“Apologize!” Hagrid snarled as Karkaroff gasped for +breath, Hagrid’s massive fist at his throat, his feet +dangling in midair. + +“Hagrid, no\” Dumbledore shouted, his eyes flashing. + +Hagrid removed the hand pinning Karkaroff to the +tree, and Karkaroff slid all the way down the trunk +and slumped in a huddle at its roots; a few twigs and +leaves showered down upon his head. + +“Kindly escort Harry back up to the castle, Hagrid,” +said Dumbledore sharply. + +Breathing heavily, Hagrid gave Karkaroff a glowering +look. + +“Maybe I’d better stay here, Headmaster. ...” + +“You will take Harry back to school, Hagrid,” +Dumbledore repeated firmly. “Take him right up to +Gryffindor Tower. And Harry — I want you to stay +there. Anything you might want to do — any owls you +might want to send — they can wait until morning, do +you understand me?” + + + +Page | 621 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — yes,” said Harry, staring at him. How had +Dumbledore known that, at that very moment, he had +been thinking about sending Pigwidgeon straight to +Sirius, to tell him what had happened? + +“Ill leave Fang with yeh, Headmaster,” Hagrid said, +staring menacingly at Karkaroff, who was still +sprawled at the foot of the tree, tangled in furs and +tree roots. “Stay, Fang. C’mon, Harry.” + +They marched in silence past the Beauxbatons +carriage and up toward the castle. + +“How dare he,” Hagrid growled as they strode past the +lake. “How dare he accuse Dumbledore. Like +Dumbledore ’d do anythin’ like that. Like Dumbledore +wanted you in the tournament in the firs’ place. +Worried! I dunno when I seen Dumbledore more +worried than he’s bin lately. An’ you!” Hagrid +suddenly said angrily to Harry, who looked up at him, +taken aback. “What were yeh doin’, wanderin’ off with +ruddy Krum? He’s from Durmstrang, Harry! Coulda +jinxed yeh right there, couldn’ he? Hasn’ Moody +taught yeh nothin’? ’Magine lettin’ him lure yeh off on +yer own — ” + +“Krum’s all right!” said Harry as they climbed the +steps into the entrance hall. “He wasn’t trying to jinx +me, he just wanted to talk about Hermione — ” + +“I’ll be havin’ a few words with her, an’ all,” said +Hagrid grimly, stomping up the stairs. “The less you +lot ’ave ter do with these foreigners, the happier yeh’ll +be. Yeh can’ trust any of ’em.” + +“You were getting on all right with Madame Maxime,” +Harry said, annoyed. + + + +Page | 622 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’ you talk ter me abou’ her!” said Hagrid, and he +looked quite frightening for a moment. “I’ve got her +number now! Tryin’ ter get back in me good books, +tryin’ ter get me ter tell her what’s cornin’ in the third +task. Ha! You can’ trust any of ’em!” + +Hagrid was in such a bad mood, Harry was quite glad +to say good-bye to him in front of the Fat Lady. He +clambered through the portrait hole into the common +room and hurried straight for the corner where Ron +and Hermione were sitting, to tell them what had +happened. + + + +Page | 623 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +z? + + + + +THE DREAM + +“It comes down to this,” said Hermione, rubbing her +forehead. “Either Mr. Crouch attacked Viktor, or +somebody else attacked both of them when Viktor +wasn’t looking.” + +“It must’ve been Crouch,” said Ron at once. “That’s +why he was gone when Harry and Dumbledore got +there. He’d done a runner.” + +“I don’t think so,” said Harry, shaking his head. “He +seemed really weak — I don’t reckon he was up to +Disapparating or anything.” + +“You can’t Disapparate on the Hogwarts grounds, +haven’t I told you enough times?” said Hermione. + +“Okay ... how’s this for a theory,” said Ron excitedly. +“Krum attacked Crouch — no, wait for it — and then +Stunned himself!” + +“And Mr. Crouch evaporated, did he?” said Hermione +coldly. + +Page | 624 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Oh yeah ...” + + + +It was daybreak. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had crept +out of their dormitories very early and hurried up to +the Owlery together to send a note to Sirius. Now they +were standing looking out at the misty grounds. All +three of them were puffy-eyed and pale because they +had been talking late into the night about Mr. + +Crouch. + +“Just go through it again, Harry,” said Hermione. +“What did Mr. Crouch actually say?” + +“I’ve told you, he wasn’t making much sense,” said +Harry. “He said he wanted to warn Dumbledore about +something. He definitely mentioned Bertha Jorkins, +and he seemed to think she was dead. He kept saying +stuff was his fault. ... He mentioned his son.” + +“Well, that was his fault,” said Hermione testily. + +“He was out of his mind,” said Harry. “Half the time +he seemed to think his wife and son were still alive, +and he kept talking to Percy about work and giving +him instructions.” + +“And ... remind me what he said about You-Know- +Who?” said Ron tentatively. + +“I’ve told you,” Harry repeated dully. “He said he’s +getting stronger.” + +There was a pause. Then Ron said in a falsely +confident voice, “But he was out of his mind, like you +said, so half of it was probably just raving. ...” + +“He was sanest when he was trying to talk about +Voldemort,” said Harry, and Ron winced at the sound +of the name. “He was having real trouble stringing + +Page | 625 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +two words together, but that was when he seemed to +know where he was, and know what he wanted to do. +He just kept saying he had to see Dumbledore.” + +Harry turned away from the window and stared up +into the rafters. The many perches were half-empty; +every now and then, another owl would swoop in +through one of the windows, returning from its night’s +hunting with a mouse in its beak. + +“If Snape hadn’t held me up,” Harry said bitterly, “we +might’ve got there in time. The headmaster is busy, +Potter ... what’s this rubbish, Potter?’ Why couldn’t he +have just got out of the way?” + +“Maybe he didn’t want you to get there!” said Ron +quickly. “Maybe — hang on — how fast d’you reckon +he could’ve gotten down to the forest? D’you reckon +he could’ve beaten you and Dumbledore there?” + +“Not unless he can turn himself into a bat or +something,” said Harry. + +“Wouldn’t put it past him,” Ron muttered. + +“We need to see Professor Moody,” said Hermione. + +“We need to find out whether he found Mr. Crouch.” + +“If he had the Marauder’s Map on him, it would’ve +been easy,” said Harry. + +“Unless Crouch was already outside the grounds,” +said Ron, “because it only shows up to the +boundaries, doesn’t — ” + +“Shh!” said Hermione suddenly. + + + +Page | 626 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Somebody was climbing the steps up to the Owlery. +Harry could hear two voices arguing, coming closer +and closer. + +“ — that’s blackmail, that is, we could get into a lot of +trouble for that — ” + +“ — we’ve tried being polite; it’s time to play dirty, like +him. He wouldn’t like the Ministry of Magic knowing +what he did — ” + +“I’m telling you, if you put that in writing, it’s +blackmail!” + +“Yeah, and you won’t be complaining if we get a nice +fat payoff, will you?” + +The Owlery door banged open. Fred and George came +over the threshold, then froze at the sight of Harry, +Ron, and Hermione. + +“What’re you doing here?” Ron and Fred said at the +same time. + +“Sending a letter,” said Harry and George in unison. +“What, at this time?” said Hermione and Fred. + +Fred grinned. + +“Fine — we won’t ask you what you’re doing, if you +don’t ask us,” he said. + +He was holding a sealed envelope in his hands. Harry +glanced at it, but Fred, whether accidentally or on +purpose, shifted his hand so that the name on it was +covered. + + + +Page | 627 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, don’t let us hold you up,” Fred said, making a +mock bow and pointing at the door. + +Ron didn’t move. “Who’re you blackmailing?” he said. + +The grin vanished from Fred’s face. Harry saw George +half glance at Fred, before smiling at Ron. + +“Don’t be stupid, I was only joking,” he said easily. + +“Didn’t sound like that,” said Ron. + +Fred and George looked at each other. Then Fred said +abruptly, “I’ve told you before, Ron, keep your nose +out if you like it the shape it is. Can’t see why you +would, but — ” + +“It’s my business if you’re blackmailing someone,” +said Ron. “George’s right, you could end up in serious +trouble for that.” + +“Told you, I was joking,” said George. He walked over +to Fred, pulled the letter out of his hands, and began +attaching it to the leg of the nearest barn owl. “You’re +starting to sound a bit like our dear older brother, +you are, Ron. Carry on like this and you’ll be made a +prefect.” + +“No, I won’t!” said Ron hotly. + +George carried the barn owl over to the window and it +took off. George turned around and grinned at Ron. + +“Well, stop telling people what to do then. See you +later.” + +He and Fred left the Owlery. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione stared at one another. + + + +Page | 628 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You don’t think they know something about all this, +do you?” Hermione whispered. “About Crouch and +everything?” + +“No,” said Harry. “If it was something that serious, +they’d tell someone. They’d tell Dumbledore.” + +Ron, however, was looking uncomfortable. + +“What’s the matter?” Hermione asked him. + +“Well ...” said Ron slowly, “I dunno if they would. +They’re ... they’re obsessed with making money lately, + +I noticed it when I was hanging around with them — +when — you know — ” + +“We weren’t talking.” Harry finished the sentence for +him. “Yeah, but blackmail ...” + +“It’s this joke shop idea they’ve got,” said Ron. “I +thought they were only saying it to annoy Mum, but +they really mean it, they want to start one. They’ve +only got a year left at Hogwarts, they keep going on +about how it’s time to think about their future, and +Dad can’t help them, and they need gold to get +started.” + +Hermione was looking uncomfortable now. + +“Yes, but ... they wouldn’t do anything against the law +to get gold.” + +“Wouldn’t they?” said Ron, looking skeptical. “I dunno +... they don’t exactly mind breaking rules, do they?” + +“Yes, but this is the law,” said Hermione, looking +scared. “This isn’t some silly school rule. ... They’ll get +a lot more than detention for blackmail! Ron ... maybe +you’d better tell Percy. ...” + +Page | 629 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you mad?” said Ron. “Tell Percy? He’d probably +do a Crouch and turn them in.” He stared at the +window through which Fred and Georges owl had +departed, then said, “Come on, let’s get some +breakfast.” + +“D’you think it’s too early to go and see Professor +Moody?” Hermione said as they went down the spiral +staircase. + +“Yes,” said Harry. “He’d probably blast us through the +door if we wake him at the crack of dawn; he’ll think +we’re trying to attack him while he’s asleep. Let’s give +it till break.” + +History of Magic had rarely gone so slowly. Harry kept +checking Ron’s watch, having finally discarded his +own, but Ron’s was moving so slowly he could have +sworn it had stopped working too. All three of them +were so tired they could happily have put their heads +down on the desks and slept; even Hermione wasn’t +taking her usual notes, but was sitting with her head +on her hand, gazing at Professor Binns with her eyes +out of focus. + +When the bell finally rang, they hurried out into the +corridors toward the Dark Arts classroom and found +Professor Moody leaving it. He looked as tired as they +felt. The eyelid of his normal eye was drooping, giving +his face an even more lopsided appearance than +usual. + +“Professor Moody?” Harry called as they made their +way toward him through the crowd. + +“Hello, Potter,” growled Moody. His magical eye +followed a couple of passing first years, who sped up, +looking nervous; it rolled into the back of Moody’s + + + +Page | 630 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +head and watched them around the corner before he +spoke again. + + + +“Come in here.” + +He stood back to let them into his empty classroom, +limped in after them, and closed the door. + +“Did you find him?” Harry asked without preamble. +“Mr. Crouch?” + +“No,” said Moody. He moved over to his desk, sat +down, stretched out his wooden leg with a slight +groan, and pulled out his hip flask. + +“Did you use the map?” Harry said. + +“Of course,” said Moody, taking a swig from his flask. +“Took a leaf out of your book, Potter. Summoned it +from my office into the forest. He wasn’t anywhere on +there.” + +“So he did Disapparate?” said Ron. + +“You can’t Disapparate on the grounds, Ron\” said +Hermione. “There are other ways he could have +disappeared, aren’t there, Professor?” + +Moody’s magical eye quivered as it rested on +Hermione. “You’re another one who might think about +a career as an Auror,” he told her. “Mind works the +right way, Granger.” + +Hermione flushed pink with pleasure. + +“Well, he wasn’t invisible,” said Harry. “The map +shows invisible people. He must’ve left the grounds, +then.” + +Page | 631 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But under his own steam?” said Hermione eagerly, + +“or because someone made him?” + +“Yeah, someone could’ve — could’ve pulled him onto a +broom and flown off with him, couldn’t they?” said +Ron quickly, looking hopefully at Moody as if he too +wanted to be told he had the makings of an Auror. + +“We can’t rule out kidnap,” growled Moody. + +“So,” said Ron, “d’you reckon he’s somewhere in +Hogsmeade?” + +“Could be anywhere,” said Moody, shaking his head. +“Only thing we know for sure is that he’s not here.” + +He yawned widely, so that his scars stretched, and +his lopsided mouth revealed a number of missing +teeth. Then he said, “Now, Dumbledore’s told me you +three fancy yourselves as investigators, but there’s +nothing you can do for Crouch. The Ministry’ll be +looking for him now, Dumbledore’s notified them. +Potter, you just keep your mind on the third task.” + +“What?” said Harry. “Oh yeah ...” + +He hadn’t given the maze a single thought since he’d +left it with Krum the previous night. + +“Should be right up your street, this one,” said +Moody, looking up at Harry and scratching his +scarred and stubbly chin. “From what Dumbledore’s +said, you’ve managed to get through stuff like this +plenty of times. Broke your way through a series of +obstacles guarding the Sorcerer’s Stone in your first +year, didn’t you?” + +“We helped,” Ron said quickly. “Me and Hermione +helped.” + +Page | 632 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moody grinned. + + + +“Well, help him practice for this one, and I’ll be very +surprised if he doesn’t win,” said Moody. “In the +meantime ... constant vigilance, Potter. Constant +vigilance.” He took another long draw from his hip +flask, and his magical eye swiveled onto the window. +The topmost sail of the Durmstrang ship was visible +through it. + +“You two,” counseled Moody, his normal eye on Ron +and Hermione, “you stick close to Potter, all right? I’m +keeping an eye on things, but all the same ... you can +never have too many eyes out.” + + + +•k k k + + + +Sirius sent their owl back the very next morning. It +fluttered down beside Harry at the same moment that +a tawny owl landed in front of Hermione, clutching a +copy of the Daily Prophet in its beak. She took the +newspaper, scanned the first few pages, said, “Ha! + +She hasn’t got wind of Crouch!” then joined Ron and +Harry in reading what Sirius had to say on the +mysterious events of the night before last. + +Harry — what do you think you are playing at, +walking off into the forest with Viktor Krum? I want +you to swear, by return owl, that you are not going to +go walking with anyone else at night. There is +somebody highly dangerous at Hogwarts. It is clear to +me that they wanted to stop Crouch from seeing +Dumbledore and you were probably feet away from +them in the dark. You could have been killed. + +Your name didn’t get into the Goblet of Fire by +accident. If someone’s trying to attack you, they’re on + +Page | 633 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their last chance. Stay close to Ron and Hermione, do +not leave Gryffindor Tower after hours, and arm +yourself for the third task. Practice Stunning and +Disarming. A few hexes wouldn’t go amiss either. +There’s nothing you can do about Crouch. Keep your +head down and look after yourself. I’m waiting for your +letter giving me your word you won’t stray out-of- +bounds again. + +Sirius + +“Who’s he, to lecture me about being out-of-bounds?” +said Harry in mild indignation as he folded up Sirius’s +letter and put it inside his robes. “After all the stuff he +did at school!” + +“He’s worried about you!” said Hermione sharply. + +“Just like Moody and Hagrid! So listen to them!” + +“No one’s tried to attack me all year,” said Harry. “No +one’s done anything to me at all — ” + +“Except put your name in the Goblet of Fire,” said +Hermione. “And they must’ve done that for a reason, +Harry. Snuffles is right. Maybe they’ve been biding +their time. Maybe this is the task they’re going to get +you.” + +“Look,” said Harry impatiently, “let’s say Sirius is +right, and someone Stunned Krum to kidnap Crouch. +Well, they would’ve been in the trees near us, +wouldn’t they? But they waited till I was out of the +way until they acted, didn’t they? So it doesn’t look +like I’m their target, does it?” + +“They couldn’t have made it look like an accident if +they’d murdered you in the forest!” said Hermione. +“But if you die during a task — ” + + + +Page | 634 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They didn’t care about attacking Krum, did they?” +said Harry. “Why didn’t they just polish me off at the +same time? They could’ve made it look like Krum and +I had a duel or something.” + +“Harry, I don’t understand it either,” said Hermione +desperately. “I just know there are a lot of odd things +going on, and I don’t like it. ... Moody’s right — Sirius +is right — you’ve got to get in training for the third +task, straight away. And you make sure you write +back to Sirius and promise him you’re not going to go +sneaking off alone again.” + +The Hogwarts grounds never looked more inviting +than when Harry had to stay indoors. For the next +few days he spent all of his free time either in the +library with Hermione and Ron, looking up hexes, or +else in empty classrooms, which they sneaked into to +practice. Harry was concentrating on the Stunning +Spell, which he had never used before. The trouble +was that practicing it involved certain sacrifices on +Ron’s and Hermione ’s part. + +“Can’t we kidnap Mrs. Norris?” Ron suggested on +Monday lunchtime as he lay flat on his back in the +middle of their Charms classroom, having just been +Stunned and reawoken by Harry for the fifth time in a +row. “Let’s Stun her for a bit. Or you could use +Dobby, Harry, I bet he’d do anything to help you. I’m +not complaining or anything” — he got gingerly to his +feet, rubbing his backside — “but I’m aching all over. + + + +“Well, you keep missing the cushions, don’t you!” said +Hermione impatiently, rearranging the pile of +cushions they had used for the Banishing Spell, +which Flitwick had left in a cabinet. “Just try and fall +backward!” + + + +Page | 635 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Once you’re Stunned, you can’t aim too well, +Hermione!” said Ron angrily. “Why don’t you take a +turn?” + +“Well, I think Harry’s got it now, anyway,” said +Hermione hastily. “And we don’t have to worry about +Disarming, because he’s been able to do that for ages. +... I think we ought to start on some of these hexes +this evening.” + +She looked down the list they had made in the +library. + +“I like the look of this one,” she said, “this +Impediment Curse. Should slow down anything that’s +trying to attack you, Harry. We’ll start with that one.” + +The bell rang. They hastily shoved the cushions back +into Flitwick’s cupboard and slipped out of the +classroom. + +“See you at dinner!” said Hermione, and she set off for +Arithmancy, while Harry and Ron headed toward +North Tower, and Divination. Broad strips of dazzling +gold sunlight fell across the corridor from the high +windows. The sky outside was so brightly blue it +looked as though it had been enameled. + +“It’s going to be boiling in Trelawney’s room, she never +puts out that fire,” said Ron as they started up the +staircase toward the silver ladder and the trapdoor. + +He was quite right. The dimly lit room was +swelteringly hot. The fumes from the perfumed fire +were heavier than ever. Harry’s head swam as he +made his way over to one of the curtained windows. +While Professor Trelawney was looking the other way, +disentangling her shawl from a lamp, he opened it an +inch or so and settled back in his chintz armchair, so +Page | 636 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that a soft breeze played across his face. It was +extremely comfortable. + +“My dears,” said Professor Trelawney, sitting down in +her winged armchair in front of the class and peering +around at them all with her strangely enlarged eyes, +“we have almost finished our work on planetary +divination. Today, however, will be an excellent +opportunity to examine the effects of Mars, for he is +placed most interestingly at the present time. If you +will all look this way, I will dim the lights. ...” + +She waved her wand and the lamps went out. The fire +was the only source of light now. Professor Trelawney +bent down and lifted, from under her chair, a +miniature model of the solar system, contained within +a glass dome. It was a beautiful thing; each of the +moons glimmered in place around the nine planets +and the fiery sun, all of them hanging in thin air +beneath the glass. Harry watched lazily as Professor +Trelawney began to point out the fascinating angle +Mars was making to Neptune. The heavily perfumed +fumes washed over him, and the breeze from the +window played across his face. He could hear an +insect humming gently somewhere behind the +curtain. His eyelids began to droop. ... + +He was riding on the back of an eagle owl, soaring +through the clear blue sky toward an old, ivy-covered +house set high on a hillside. Lower and lower they +flew, the wind blowing pleasantly in Harry’s face, until +they reached a dark and broken window in the upper +story of the house and entered. Now they were flying +along a gloomy passageway, to a room at the very end +. . . through the door they went, into a dark room +whose windows were boarded up. ... + +Harry had left the owl’s back ... he was watching, +now, as it fluttered across the room, into a chair with + +Page | 637 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +its back to him. ... There were two dark shapes on the +floor beside the chair . . . both of them were stirring. . . . + +One was a huge snake . . . the other was a man ... a +short, balding man, a man with watery eyes and a +pointed nose ... he was wheezing and sobbing on the +hearth rug. . . . + +“You are in luck, Wormtail,” said a cold, high-pitched +voice from the depths of the chair in which the owl +had landed. “You are very fortunate indeed. Your +blunder has not ruined everything. He is dead.” + +“My Lord!” gasped the man on the floor. “My Lord, I +am ... 1 am so pleased ... and so sorry. ...” + +“Nagini,” said the cold voice, “you are out of luck. 1 +will not be feeding Wormtail to you, after all ... but +never mind, never mind . . . there is still Harry Potter. + + + +The snake hissed. Harry could see its tongue +fluttering. + +“Now, Wormtail,” said the cold voice, “perhaps one +more little reminder why I will not tolerate another +blunder from you. ...” + +“My Lord ... no ... I beg you ...” + +The tip of a wand emerged from around the back of +the chair, ft was pointing at Wormtail. + +“Crucio\” said the cold voice. + +Wormtail screamed, screamed as though every nerve +in his body were on fire, the screaming filled Harry’s +ears as the scar on his forehead seared with pain; he + + + +Page | 638 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was yelling too. ... Voldemort would hear him, would +know he was there. ... + + + +“Harry! Harry\” + +Harry opened his eyes. He was lying on the floor of +Professor Trelawney’s room with his hands over his +face. His scar was still burning so badly that his eyes +were watering. The pain had been real. The whole +class was standing around him, and Ron was +kneeling next to him, looking terrified. + +“You all right?” he said. + +“Of course he isn’t!” said Professor Trelawney, looking +thoroughly excited. Her great eyes loomed over Harry, +gazing at him. “What was it, Potter? A premonition? +An apparition? What did you see?” + +“Nothing,” Harry lied. He sat up. He could feel himself +shaking. He couldn’t stop himself from looking +around, into the shadows behind him; Voldemort’s +voice had sounded so close. ... + +“You were clutching your scar!” said Professor +Trelawney. “You were rolling on the floor, clutching +your scar! Come now, Potter, I have experience in +these matters!” + +Harry looked up at her. + +“I need to go to the hospital wing, I think,” he said. +“Bad headache.” + +“My dear, you were undoubtedly stimulated by the +extraordinary clairvoyant vibrations of my room!” said +Professor Trelawney “If you leave now, you may lose +the opportunity to see further than you have ever — ” + +Page | 639 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t want to see anything except a headache cure,” +said Harry. + +He stood up. The class backed away. They all looked +unnerved. + +“See you later,” Harry muttered to Ron, and he picked +up his bag and headed for the trapdoor, ignoring +Professor Trelawney, who was wearing an expression +of great frustration, as though she had just been +denied a real treat. + +When Harry reached the bottom of her stepladder, +however, he did not set off for the hospital wing. He +had no intention whatsoever of going there. Sirius +had told him what to do if his scar hurt him again, +and Harry was going to follow his advice: He was +going straight to Dumbledore’s office. He marched +down the corridors, thinking about what he had seen +in the dream ... it had been as vivid as the one that +had awoken him on Privet Drive. ... He ran over the +details in his mind, trying to make sure he could +remember them. ... He had heard Voldemort accusing +Wormtail of making a blunder ... but the owl had +brought good news, the blunder had been repaired, +somebody was dead ... so Wormtail was not going to +be fed to the snake ... he, Harry, was going to be fed +to it instead. ... + +Harry had walked right past the stone gargoyle +guarding the entrance to Dumbledore’s office without +noticing. He blinked, looked around, realized what he +had done, and retraced his steps, stopping in front of +it. Then he remembered that he didn’t know the +password. + +“Sherbet lemon?” he tried tentatively. + +The gargoyle did not move. + +Page | 640 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Okay,” said Harry, staring at it, “Pear Drop. Er — +Licorice Wand. Fizzing Whizbee. Drooble’s Best +Blowing Gum. Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans ... oh +no, he doesn’t like them, does he? ... oh just open, +can’t you?” he said angrily. “I really need to see him, +it’s urgent!” + +The gargoyle remained immovable. + +Harry kicked it, achieving nothing but an excruciating +pain in his big toe. + +“Chocolate Frog!” he yelled angrily, standing on one +leg. “Sugar Quill! Cockroach Cluster!” + +The gargoyle sprang to life and jumped aside. Harry +blinked. + +“Cockroach Cluster?” he said, amazed. “I was only +joking. ...” + +He hurried through the gap in the walls and stepped +onto the foot of a spiral stone staircase, which moved +slowly upward as the doors closed behind him, taking +him up to a polished oak door with a brass door +knocker. + +He could hear voices from inside the office. He +stepped off the moving staircase and hesitated, +listening. + +“Dumbledore, I’m afraid I don’t see the connection, +don’t see it at all!” It was the voice of the Minister of +Magic, Cornelius Fudge. “Ludo says Bertha’s perfectly +capable of getting herself lost. I agree we would have +expected to have found her by now, but all the same, +we’ve no evidence of foul play, Dumbledore, none at +all. As for her disappearance being linked with Barty +Crouch’s!” + +Page | 641 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what do you thinks happened to Barty Crouch, +Minister?” said Moody’s growling voice. + +“I see two possibilities, Alastor,” said Fudge. “Either +Crouch has finally cracked — more than likely, I’m +sure you’ll agree, given his personal history — lost his +mind, and gone wandering off somewhere — ” + +“He wandered extremely quickly, if that is the case, +Cornelius,” said Dumbledore calmly. + +“Or else — well ...” Fudge sounded embarrassed. + +“Well, I’ll reserve judgment until after I’ve seen the +place where he was found, but you say it was just +past the Beauxbatons carriage? Dumbledore, you +know what that woman is?” + +“I consider her to be a very able headmistress — and +an excellent dancer,” said Dumbledore quietly. + +“Dumbledore, come!” said Fudge angrily. “Don’t you +think you might be prejudiced in her favor because of +Hagrid? They don’t all turn out harmless — if, indeed, +you can call Hagrid harmless, with that monster +fixation he’s got — ” + +“I no more suspect Madame Maxime than Hagrid,” +said Dumbledore, just as calmly. “I think it possible +that it is you who are prejudiced, Cornelius.” + +“Can we wrap up this discussion?” growled Moody. + +“Yes, yes, let’s go down to the grounds, then,” said +Fudge impatiently. + +“No, it’s not that,” said Moody, “it’s just that Potter +wants a word with you, Dumbledore. He’s just outside +the door.” + + + +Page | 642 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE PENSIEVE + +The door of the office opened. + +“Hello, Potter,” said Moody. “Come in, then.” + +Harry walked inside. He had been inside +Dumbledore’s office once before; it was a very +beautiful, circular room, lined with pictures of +previous headmasters and headmistresses of +Hogwarts, all of whom were fast asleep, their chests +rising and falling gently. + +Cornelius Fudge was standing beside Dumbledore’s +desk, wearing his usual pinstriped cloak and holding +his lime-green bowler hat. + +“Harry!” said Fudge jovially, moving forward. “How are +you?” + +“Fine,” Harry lied. + + + +Page | 643 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“We were just talking about the night when Mr. +Crouch turned up on the grounds,” said Fudge. “It +was you who found him, was it not?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. Then, feeling it was pointless to +pretend that he hadn’t overheard what they had been +saying, he added, “I didn’t see Madame Maxime +anywhere, though, and she’d have a job hiding, +wouldn’t she?” + +Dumbledore smiled at Harry behind Fudge’s back, his +eyes twinkling. + +“Yes, well,” said Fudge, looking embarrassed, “we’re +about to go for a short walk on the grounds, Harry, if +you’ll excuse us ... perhaps if you just go back to your +class — ” + +“I wanted to talk to you, Professor,” Harry said +quickly, looking at Dumbledore, who gave him a swift, +searching look. + +“Wait here for me, Harry,” he said. “Our examination +of the grounds will not take long.” + +They trooped out in silence past him and closed the +door. After a minute or so, Harry heard the clunks of +Moody’s wooden leg growing fainter in the corridor +below. He looked around. + +“Hello, Fawkes,” he said. + +Fawkes, Professor Dumbledore’s phoenix, was +standing on his golden perch beside the door. The +size of a swan, with magnificent scarlet-and-gold +plumage, he swished his long tail and blinked +benignly at Harry. + + + +Page | 644 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry sat down in a chair in front of Dumbledore’s +desk. For several minutes, he sat and watched the old +headmasters and headmistresses snoozing in their +frames, thinking about what he had just heard, and +running his fingers over his scar. It had stopped +hurting now. + +He felt much calmer, somehow, now that he was in +Dumbledore’s office, knowing he would shortly be +telling him about the dream. Harry looked up at the +walls behind the desk. The patched and ragged +Sorting Hat was standing on a shelf. A glass case next +to it held a magnificent silver sword with large rubies +set into the hilt, which Harry recognized as the one he +himself had pulled out of the Sorting Hat in his +second year. The sword had once belonged to Godric +Gryffindor, founder of Harry’s House. He was gazing +at it, remembering how it had come to his aid when +he had thought all hope was lost, when he noticed a +patch of silvery light, dancing and shimmering on the +glass case. He looked around for the source of the +light and saw a sliver of silver-white shining brightly +from within a black cabinet behind him, whose door +had not been closed properly. Harry hesitated, +glanced at Fawkes, then got up, walked across the +office, and pulled open the cabinet door. + +A shallow stone basin lay there, with odd carvings +around the edge: runes and symbols that Harry did +not recognize. The silvery light was coming from the +basin’s contents, which were like nothing Harry had +ever seen before. He could not tell whether the +substance was liquid or gas. It was a bright, whitish +silver, and it was moving ceaselessly; the surface of it +became ruffled like water beneath wind, and then, +like clouds, separated and swirled smoothly. It looked +like light made liquid — or like wind made solid — +Harry couldn’t make up his mind. + + + +Page | 645 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He wanted to touch it, to find out what it felt like, but +nearly four years’ experience of the magical world told +him that sticking his hand into a bowl full of some +unknown substance was a very stupid thing to do. He +therefore pulled his wand out of the inside of his +robes, cast a nervous look around the office, looked +back at the contents of the basin, and prodded them. + +The surface of the silvery stuff inside the basin began +to swirl very fast. + +Harry bent closer, his head right inside the cabinet. +The silvery substance had become transparent; it +looked like glass. He looked down into it, expecting to +see the stone bottom of the basin — and saw instead +an enormous room below the surface of the +mysterious substance, a room into which he seemed +to be looking through a circular window in the ceiling. + +The room was dimly lit; he thought it might even be +underground, for there were no windows, merely +torches in brackets such as the ones that illuminated +the walls of Hogwarts. Lowering his face so that his +nose was a mere inch away from the glassy +substance, Harry saw that rows and rows of witches +and wizards were seated around every wall on what +seemed to be benches rising in levels. An empty chair +stood in the very center of the room. There was +something about the chair that gave Harry an +ominous feeling. Chains encircled the arms of it, as +though its occupants were usually tied to it. + +Where was this place? It surely wasn’t Hogwarts; he +had never seen a room like that here in the castle. +Moreover, the crowd in the mysterious room at the +bottom of the basin was comprised of adults, and +Harry knew there were not nearly that many teachers +at Hogwarts. They seemed, he thought, to be waiting +for something; even though he could only see the tops +Page | 646 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of their hats, all of their faces seemed to be pointing +in one direction, and none of them were talking to one +another. + +The basin being circular, and the room he was +observing square, Harry could not make out what was +going on in the corners of it. He leaned even closer, +tilting his head, trying to see . . . + +The tip of his nose touched the strange substance +into which he was staring. + +Dumbledore’s office gave an almighty lurch — Harry +was thrown forward and pitched headfirst into the +substance inside the basin — + +But his head did not hit the stone bottom. He was +falling through something icy-cold and black; it was +like being sucked into a dark whirlpool — + +And suddenly, Harry found himself sitting on a bench +at the end of the room inside the basin, a bench +raised high above the others. He looked up at the +high stone ceiling, expecting to see the circular +window through which he had just been staring, but +there was nothing there but dark, solid stone. + +Breathing hard and fast, Harry looked around him. +Not one of the witches and wizards in the room (and +there were at least two hundred of them) was looking +at him. Not one of them seemed to have noticed that a +fourteen-year- old boy had just dropped from the +ceiling into their midst. Harry turned to the wizard +next to him on the bench and uttered a loud cry of +surprise that reverberated around the silent room. + +He was sitting right next to Albus Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 647 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor!” Harry said in a kind of strangled whisper. +“I’m sorry — I didn’t mean to — I was just looking at +that basin in your cabinet — I — where are we?” + +But Dumbledore didn’t move or speak. He ignored +Harry completely. Like every other wizard on the +benches, he was staring into the far corner of the +room, where there was a door. + +Harry gazed, nonplussed, at Dumbledore, then +around at the silently watchful crowd, then back at +Dumbledore. And then it dawned on him. ... + +Once before, Harry had found himself somewhere that +nobody could see or hear him. That time, he had +fallen through a page in an enchanted diary, right +into somebody else’s memory ... and unless he was +very much mistaken, something of the sort had +happened again. ... + +Harry raised his right hand, hesitated, and then +waved it energetically in front of Dumbledore ’s face. +Dumbledore did not blink, look around at Harry, or +indeed move at all. And that, in Harry’s opinion, +settled the matter. Dumbledore wouldn’t ignore him +like that. He was inside a memory, and this was not +the present-day Dumbledore. Yet it couldn’t be that +long ago . . . the Dumbledore sitting next to him now +was silver-haired, just like the present-day +Dumbledore. But what was this place? What were all +these wizards waiting for? + +Harry looked around more carefully. The room, as he +had suspected when observing it from above, was +almost certainly underground — more of a dungeon +than a room, he thought. There was a bleak and +forbidding air about the place; there were no pictures +on the walls, no decorations at all; just these serried +rows of benches, rising in levels all around the room, +Page | 648 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +all positioned so that they had a clear view of that +chair with the chains on its arms. + +Before Harry could reach any conclusions about the +place in which they were, he heard footsteps. The +door in the corner of the dungeon opened and three +people entered — or at least one man, flanked by two +dementors. + +Harry’s insides went cold. The dementors — tall, +hooded creatures whose faces were concealed — were +gliding slowly toward the chair in the center of the +room, each grasping one of the man’s arms with their +dead and rotten-looking hands. The man between +them looked as though he was about to faint, and +Harry couldn’t blame him ... he knew the dementors +could not touch him inside a memory, but he +remembered their power only too well. The watching +crowd recoiled slightly as the dementors placed the +man in the chained chair and glided back out of the +room. The door swung shut behind them. + +Harry looked down at the man now sitting in the +chair and saw that it was Karkaroff. + +Unlike Dumbledore, Karkaroff looked much younger; +his hair and goatee were black. He was not dressed in +sleek furs, but in thin and ragged robes. He was +shaking. Even as Harry watched, the chains on the +arms of the chair glowed suddenly gold and snaked +their way up Karkaroff’s arms, binding him there. + +“Igor Karkaroff,” said a curt voice to Harry’s left. + +Harry looked around and saw Mr. Crouch standing +up in the middle of the bench beside him. Crouch’s +hair was dark, his face was much less lined, he +looked fit and alert. “You have been brought from +Azkaban to present evidence to the Ministry of Magic. + + + +Page | 649 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You have given us to understand that you have +important information for us.” + +Karkaroff straightened himself as best he could, +tightly bound to the chair. + +“I have, sir,” he said, and although his voice was very +scared, Harry could still hear the familiar unctuous +note in it. “I wish to be of use to the Ministry. I wish +to help. I — I know that the Ministry is trying to — to +round up the last of the Dark Lord’s supporters. I am +eager to assist in any way I can. ...” + +There was a murmur around the benches. Some of +the wizards and witches were surveying Karkaroff +with interest, others with pronounced mistrust. Then +Harry heard, quite distinctly, from Dumbledore’s +other side, a familiar, growling voice saying, “Filth.” + +Harry leaned forward so that he could see past +Dumbledore. Mad-Eye Moody was sitting there — +except that there was a very noticeable difference in +his appearance. He did not have his magical eye, but +two normal ones. Both were looking down upon +Karkaroff, and both were narrowed in intense dislike. + +“Crouch is going to let him out,” Moody breathed +quietly to Dumbledore. “He’s done a deal with him. +Took me six months to track him down, and Crouch +is going to let him go if he’s got enough new names. +Let’s hear his information, I say, and throw him +straight back to the dementors.” + +Dumbledore made a small noise of dissent through +his long, crooked nose. + +“Ah, I was forgetting ... you don’t like the dementors, +do you, Albus?” said Moody with a sardonic smile. + + + +Page | 650 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Dumbledore calmly, “I’m afraid I don’t. I +have long felt the Ministry is wrong to ally itself with +such creatures.” + +“But for filth like this ...” Moody said softly. + +“You say you have names for us, Karkaroff,” said Mr. +Crouch. “Let us hear them, please.” + +“You must understand,” said Karkaroff hurriedly, + +“that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named operated always in +the greatest secrecy. . . . He preferred that we — I +mean to say, his supporters — and I regret now, very +deeply, that I ever counted myself among them — ” + +“Get on with it,” sneered Moody. + +“ — we never knew the names of every one of our +fellows — He alone knew exactly who we all were — ” + +“Which was a wise move, wasn’t it, as it prevented +someone like you, Karkaroff, from turning all of them +in,” muttered Moody. + +“Yet you say you have some names for us?” said Mr. +Crouch. + +“I — I do,” said Karkaroff breathlessly. “And these +were important supporters, mark you. People I saw +with my own eyes doing his bidding. I give this +information as a sign that I fully and totally renounce +him, and am filled with a remorse so deep I can +barely — ” + +“These names are?” said Mr. Crouch sharply. +Karkaroff drew a deep breath. + + + +Page | 651 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There was Antonin Dolohov,” he said. “I — I saw him +torture countless Muggles and — and non-supporters +of the Dark Lord.” + + + +“And helped him do it,” murmured Moody. + +“We have already apprehended Dolohov,” said +Crouch. “He was caught shortly after yourself.” + +“Indeed?” said Karkaroff, his eyes widening. “I — I am +delighted to hear it!” + +But he didn’t look it. Harry could tell that this news +had come as a real blow to him. One of his names +was worthless. + +“Any others?” said Crouch coldly. + +“Why, yes ... there was Rosier,” said Karkaroff +hurriedly. “Evan Rosier.” + +“Rosier is dead,” said Crouch. “He was caught shortly +after you were too. He preferred to fight rather than +come quietly and was killed in the struggle.” + +“Took a bit of me with him, though,” whispered +Moody to Harry’s right. Harry looked around at him +once more, and saw him indicating the large chunk +out of his nose to Dumbledore. + +“No — no more than Rosier deserved!” said Karkaroff, +a real note of panic in his voice now. Harry could see +that he was starting to worry that none of his +information would be of any use to the Ministry. +Karkaroff’s eyes darted toward the door in the corner, +behind which the dementors undoubtedly still stood, +waiting. + +“Any more?” said Crouch. + +Page | 652 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes!” said Karkaroff. “There was Travers — he helped +murder the McKinnons! Mulciber — he specialized in +the Imperius Curse, forced countless people to do +horrific things! Rookwood, who was a spy, and passed +He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named useful information from +inside the Ministry itself!” + +Harry could tell that, this time, Karkaroff had struck +gold. The watching crowd was all murmuring +together. + +“Rookwood?” said Mr. Crouch, nodding to a witch +sitting in front of him, who began scribbling upon her +piece of parchment. “Augustus Rookwood of the +Department of Mysteries?” + +“The very same,” said Karkaroff eagerly. “I believe he +used a network of well-placed wizards, both inside the +Ministry and out, to collect information — ” + +“But Travers and Mulciber we have,” said Mr. Crouch. +“Very well, Karkaroff, if that is all, you will be +returned to Azkaban while we decide — ” + +“Not yet!” cried Karkaroff, looking quite desperate. +“Wait, I have more!” + +Harry could see him sweating in the torchlight, his +white skin contrasting strongly with the black of his +hair and beard. + +“Snape!” he shouted. “Severus Snape!” + +“Snape has been cleared by this council,” said Crouch +disdainfully. “He has been vouched for by Albus +Dumbledore.” + + + +Page | 653 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No!” shouted Karkaroff, straining at the chains that +bound him to the chair. “I assure you! Severus Snape +is a Death Eater!” + +Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. + +“I have given evidence already on this matter,” he said +calmly. “Severus Snape was indeed a Death Eater. +However, he rejoined our side before Lord Voldemort’s +downfall and turned spy for us, at great personal risk. +He is now no more a Death Eater than I am.” + +Harry turned to look at Mad-Eye Moody. He was +wearing a look of deep skepticism behind +Dumbledore ’s back. + +“Very well, Karkaroff,” Crouch said coldly, “you have +been of assistance. I shall review your case. You will +return to Azkaban in the meantime. ...” + +Mr. Crouch’s voice faded. Harry looked around; the +dungeon was dissolving as though it were made of +smoke; everything was fading; he could see only his +own body — all else was swirling darkness. ... + +And then, the dungeon returned. Harry was sitting in +a different seat, still on the highest bench, but now to +the left side of Mr. Crouch. The atmosphere seemed +quite different: relaxed, even cheerful. The witches +and wizards all around the walls were talking to one +another, almost as though they were at some sort of +sporting event. Harry noticed a witch halfway up the +rows of benches opposite. She had short blonde hair, +was wearing magenta robes, and was sucking the end +of an acid-green quill. It was, unmistakably, a +younger Rita Skeeter. Harry looked around; +Dumbledore was sitting beside him again, wearing +different robes. Mr. Crouch looked more tired and + + + +Page | 654 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +somehow fiercer, gaunter. ... Harry understood. It was +a different memory, a different day ... a different trial. + +The door in the corner opened, and Ludo Bagman +walked into the room. + +This was not, however, a Ludo Bagman gone to seed, +but a Ludo Bagman who was clearly at the height of +his Quidditch-playing fitness. His nose wasn’t broken +now; he was tall and lean and muscular. Bagman +looked nervous as he sat down in the chained chair, +but it did not bind him there as it had bound +Karkaroff, and Bagman, perhaps taking heart from +this, glanced around at the watching crowd, waved at +a couple of them, and managed a small smile. + +“Ludo Bagman, you have been brought here in front +of the Council of Magical Law to answer charges +relating to the activities of the Death Eaters,” said Mr. +Crouch. “We have heard the evidence against you, +and are about to reach our verdict. Do you have +anything to add to your testimony before we +pronounce judgment?” + +Harry couldn’t believe his ears. Ludo Bagman, a +Death Eater? + +“Only,” said Bagman, smiling awkwardly, “well — I +know I’ve been a bit of an idiot — ” + +One or two wizards and witches in the surrounding +seats smiled indulgently. Mr. Crouch did not appear +to share their feelings. He was staring down at Ludo +Bagman with an expression of the utmost severity +and dislike. + +“You never spoke a truer word, boy,” someone +muttered dryly to Dumbledore behind Harry. He +looked around and saw Moody sitting there again. “If I + +Page | 655 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +didn’t know he’d always been dim, I’d have said some +of those Bludgers had permanently affected his brain. + + + +“Ludovic Bagman, you were caught passing +information to Lord Voldemort’s supporters,” said Mr. +Crouch. “For this, I suggest a term of imprisonment +in Azkaban lasting no less than — ” + +But there was an angry outcry from the surrounding +benches. Several of the witches and wizards around +the walls stood up, shaking their heads, and even +their fists, at Mr. Crouch. + +“But I’ve told you, I had no idea!” Bagman called +earnestly over the crowd’s babble, his round blue eyes +widening. “None at all! Old Rookwood was a friend of +my dad’s ... never crossed my mind he was in with +You-Know-Who! I thought I was collecting information +for our side! And Rookwood kept talking about getting +me a job in the Ministry later on ... once my +Quidditch days are over, you know ... I mean, I can’t +keep getting hit by Bludgers for the rest of my life, +can I?” + +There were titters from the crowd. + +“It will be put to the vote,” said Mr. Crouch coldly. He +turned to the right-hand side of the dungeon. “The +jury will please raise their hands ... those in favor of +imprisonment ...” + +Harry looked toward the right-hand side of the +dungeon. Not one person raised their hand. Many of +the witches and wizards around the walls began to +clap. One of the witches on the jury stood up. + +“Yes?” barked Crouch. + + + +Page | 656 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’d just like to congratulate Mr. Bagman on his +splendid performance for England in the Quidditch +match against Turkey last Saturday,” the witch said +breathlessly. + +Mr. Crouch looked furious. The dungeon was ringing +with applause now. Bagman got to his feet and +bowed, beaming. + +“Despicable,” Mr. Crouch spat at Dumbledore, sitting +down as Bagman walked out of the dungeon. +“Rookwood get him a job indeed. ... The day Ludo +Bagman joins us will be a sad day indeed for the +Ministry. ...” + +And the dungeon dissolved again. When it had +returned, Harry looked around. He and Dumbledore +were still sitting beside Mr. Crouch, but the +atmosphere could not have been more different. There +was total silence, broken only by the dry sobs of a +frail, wispy-looking witch in the seat next to Mr. +Crouch. She was clutching a handkerchief to her +mouth with trembling hands. Harry looked up at +Crouch and saw that he looked gaunter and grayer +than ever before. A nerve was twitching in his temple. + +“Bring them in,” he said, and his voice echoed +through the silent dungeon. + +The door in the corner opened yet again. Six +dementors entered this time, flanking a group of four +people. Harry saw the people in the crowd turn to +look up at Mr. Crouch. A few of them whispered to +one another. + +The dementors placed each of the four people in the +four chairs with chained arms that now stood on the +dungeon floor. There was a thickset man who stared +blankly up at Crouch; a thinner and more nervous- + +Page | 657 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looking man, whose eyes were darting around the +crowd; a woman with thick, shining dark hair and +heavily hooded eyes, who was sitting in the chained +chair as though it were a throne; and a boy in his late +teens, who looked nothing short of petrified. He was +shivering, his straw-colored hair all over his face, his +freckled skin milk-white. The wispy little witch beside +Crouch began to rock backward and forward in her +seat, whimpering into her handkerchief. + +Crouch stood up. He looked down upon the four in +front of him, and there was pure hatred in his face. + +“You have been brought here before the Council of +Magical Law,” he said clearly, “so that we may pass +judgment on you, for a crime so heinous — ” + +“Father,” said the boy with the straw-colored hair. +“Father ... please ...” + +“ — that we have rarely heard the like of it within this +court,” said Crouch, speaking more loudly, drowning +out his son’s voice. “We have heard the evidence +against you. The four of you stand accused of +capturing an Auror — Frank Longbottom — and +subjecting him to the Cruciatus Curse, believing him +to have knowledge of the present whereabouts of your +exiled master, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named — ” + +“Father, I didn’t!” shrieked the boy in chains below. “I +didn’t, I swear it, Father, don’t send me back to the +dementors — ” + +“You are further accused,” bellowed Mr. Crouch, “of +using the Cruciatus Curse on Frank Longbottom’s +wife, when he would not give you information. You +planned to restore He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to +power, and to resume the lives of violence you + + + +Page | 658 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +presumably led while he was strong. I now ask the +jury — ” + +“Mother!” screamed the boy below, and the wispy little +witch beside Crouch began to sob, rocking backward +and forward. “Mother, stop him, Mother, I didn’t do it, +it wasn’t me!” + +“I now ask the jury,” shouted Mr. Crouch, “to raise +their hands if they believe, as I do, that these crimes +deserve a life sentence in Azkaban!” + +In unison, the witches and wizards along the right- +hand side of the dungeon raised their hands. The +crowd around the walls began to clap as it had for +Bagman, their faces full of savage triumph. The boy +began to scream. + +“No! Mother, no! I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it, I didn’t +know! Don’t send me there, don’t let him!” + +The dementors were gliding back into the room. The +boys’ three companions rose quietly from their seats; +the woman with the heavy-lidded eyes looked up at +Crouch and called, “The Dark Lord will rise again, +Crouch! Throw us into Azkaban; we will wait! He will +rise again and will come for us, he will reward us +beyond any of his other supporters! We alone were +faithful! We alone tried to find him!” + +But the boy was trying to fight off the dementors, +even though Harry could see their cold, draining +power starting to affect him. The crowd was jeering, +some of them on their feet, as the woman swept out of +the dungeon, and the boy continued to struggle. + +“I’m your son!” he screamed up at Crouch. “I’m your +son!” + + + +Page | 659 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are no son of mine!” bellowed Mr. Crouch, his +eyes bulging suddenly. “I have no son!” + +The wispy witch beside him gave a great gasp and +slumped in her seat. She had fainted. Crouch +appeared not to have noticed. + +“Take them away!” Crouch roared at the dementors, +spit flying from his mouth. “Take them away, and +may they rot there!” + +“Father! Father, I wasn’t involved! No! No! Father, +please!” + +“I think, Harry, it is time to return to my office,” said +a quiet voice in Harry’s ear. + +Harry started. He looked around. Then he looked on +his other side. + +There was an Albus Dumbledore sitting on his right, +watching Crouch’s son being dragged away by the +dementors — and there was an Albus Dumbledore on +his left, looking right at him. + +“Come,” said the Dumbledore on his left, and he put +his hand under Harry’s elbow. Harry felt himself +rising into the air; the dungeon dissolved around him; +for a moment, all was blackness, and then he felt as +though he had done a slow-motion somersault, +suddenly landing flat on his feet, in what seemed like +the dazzling light of Dumbledore ’s sunlit office. The +stone basin was shimmering in the cabinet in front of +him, and Albus Dumbledore was standing beside +him. + +“Professor,” Harry gasped, “I know I shouldn’t’ve — I +didn’t mean — the cabinet door was sort of open and + + + +Page | 660 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I quite understand,” said Dumbledore. He lifted the +basin, carried it over to his desk, placed it upon the +polished top, and sat down in the chair behind it. He +motioned for Harry to sit down opposite him. + +Harry did so, staring at the stone basin. The contents +had returned to their original, silvery-white state, +swirling and rippling beneath his gaze. + +“What is it?” Harry asked shakily. + +“This? It is called a Pensieve,” said Dumbledore. “I +sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, +that I simply have too many thoughts and memories +crammed into my mind.” + +“Er,” said Harry, who couldn’t truthfully say that he +had ever felt anything of the sort. + +“At these times,” said Dumbledore, indicating the +stone basin, “I use the Pensieve. One simply siphons +the excess thoughts from one’s mind, pours them into +the basin, and examines them at one’s leisure. It +becomes easier to spot patterns and links, you +understand, when they are in this form.” + +“You mean . . . that stuff’s your thoughts?” Harry said, +staring at the swirling white substance in the basin. + +“Certainly,” said Dumbledore. “Let me show you.” + +Dumbledore drew his wand out of the inside of his +robes and placed the tip into his own silvery hair, +near his temple. When he took the wand away, hair +seemed to be clinging to it — but then Harry saw that +it was in fact a glistening strand of the same strange +silvery-white substance that filled the Pensieve. +Dumbledore added this fresh thought to the basin, +and Harry, astonished, saw his own face swimming +Page | 661 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around the surface of the bowl. Dumbledore placed +his long hands on either side of the Pensieve and +swirled it, rather as a gold prospector would pan for +fragments of gold . . . and Harry saw his own face +change smoothly into Snape’s, who opened his mouth +and spoke to the ceiling, his voice echoing slightly. + +“It’s coming back ... Karkaroff’s too ... stronger and +clearer than ever ...” + +“A connection I could have made without assistance,” +Dumbledore sighed, “but never mind.” He peered over +the top of his half-moon spectacles at Harry, who was +gaping at Snape’s face, which was continuing to swirl +around the bowl. “I was using the Pensieve when Mr. +Fudge arrived for our meeting and put it away rather +hastily. Undoubtedly I did not fasten the cabinet door +properly. Naturally, it would have attracted your +attention.” + +“I’m sorry,” Harry mumbled. + +Dumbledore shook his head. “Curiosity is not a sin,” +he said. “But we should exercise caution with our +curiosity ... yes, indeed ...” + +Frowning slightly, he prodded the thoughts within the +basin with the tip of his wand. Instantly, a figure rose +out of it, a plump, scowling girl of about sixteen, who +began to revolve slowly, with her feet still in the basin. +She took no notice whatsoever of Harry or Professor +Dumbledore. When she spoke, her voice echoed as +Snape’s had done, as though it were coming from the +depths of the stone basin. “He put a hex on me, +Professor Dumbledore, and I was only teasing him, +sir. I only said I’d seen him kissing Florence behind +the greenhouses last Thursday. ...” + + + +Page | 662 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But why, Bertha,” said Dumbledore sadly, looking up +at the now silently revolving girl, “why did you have to +follow him in the first place?” + +“Bertha?” Harry whispered, looking up at her. “Is that +— was that Bertha Jorkins?” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore, prodding the thoughts in the +basin again; Bertha sank back into them, and they +became silvery and opaque once more. “That was +Bertha as I remember her at school.” + +The silvery light from the Pensieve illuminated +Dumbledore’s face, and it struck Harry suddenly how +very old he was looking. He knew, of course, that +Dumbledore was getting on in years, but somehow he +never really thought of Dumbledore as an old man. + +“So, Harry,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Before you got +lost in my thoughts, you wanted to tell me +something.” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “Professor — I was in Divination +just now, and — er — I fell asleep.” + +He hesitated here, wondering if a reprimand was +coming, but Dumbledore merely said, “Quite +understandable. Continue.” + +“Well, I had a dream,” said Harry. “A dream about +Lord Voldemort. He was torturing Wormtail ... you +know who Wormtail — ” + +“I do know,” said Dumbledore promptly. “Please +continue.” + +“Voldemort got a letter from an owl. He said +something like, Wormtail’s blunder had been +repaired. He said someone was dead. Then he said, + +Page | 663 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wormtail wouldn’t be fed to the snake — there was a +snake beside his chair. He said — he said he’d be +feeding me to it, instead. Then he did the Cruciatus +Curse on Wormtail — and my scar hurt,” Harry said. +“It woke me up, it hurt so badly.” + +Dumbledore merely looked at him. + +“Er — that’s all,” said Harry. + +“I see,” said Dumbledore quietly. “I see. Now, has your +scar hurt at any other time this year, excepting the +time it woke you up over the summer?” + +“No, I — how did you know it woke me up over the +summer?” said Harry, astonished. + +“You are not Sirius’s only correspondent,” said +Dumbledore. “I have also been in contact with him +ever since he left Hogwarts last year. It was I who +suggested the mountainside cave as the safest place +for him to stay.” + +Dumbledore got up and began walking up and down +behind his desk. Every now and then, he placed his +wand tip to his temple, removed another shining +silver thought, and added it to the Pensieve. The +thoughts inside began to swirl so fast that Harry +couldn’t make out anything clearly: It was merely a +blur of color. + +“Professor?” he said quietly, after a couple of minutes. + +Dumbledore stopped pacing and looked at Harry. + +“My apologies,” he said quietly. He sat back down at +his desk. + +“D’you — d’you know why my scar’s hurting me?” + +Page | 664 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore looked very intently at Harry for a +moment, and then said, “I have a theory, no more +than that. ... It is my belief that your scar hurts both +when Lord Voldemort is near you, and when he is +feeling a particularly strong surge of hatred.” + +“But ... why?” + +“Because you and he are connected by the curse that +failed,” said Dumbledore. “That is no ordinary scar.” + +“So you think . . . that dream . . . did it really happen?” + +“It is possible,” said Dumbledore. “I would say — +probable. Harry — did you see Voldemort?” + +“No,” said Harry. “Just the back of his chair. But — +there wouldn’t have been anything to see, would +there? I mean, he hasn’t got a body, has he? But ... +but then how could he have held the wand?” Harry +said slowly. + +“How indeed?” muttered Dumbledore. “How indeed + + + +Neither Dumbledore nor Harry spoke for a while. +Dumbledore was gazing across the room, and, every +now and then, placing his wand tip to his temple and +adding another shining silver thought to the seething +mass within the Pensieve. + +“Professor,” Harry said at last, “do you think he’s +getting stronger?” + +“Voldemort?” said Dumbledore, looking at Harry over +the Pensieve. It was the characteristic, piercing look +Dumbledore had given him on other occasions, and +always made Harry feel as though Dumbledore were +seeing right through him in a way that even Moody’s +Page | 665 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +magical eye could not. “Once again, Harry, I can only +give you my suspicions.” + +Dumbledore sighed again, and he looked older, and +wearier, than ever. + +“The years of Voldemort’s ascent to power,” he said, +“were marked with disappearances. Bertha Jorkins +has vanished without a trace in the place where +Voldemort was certainly known to be last. Mr. Crouch +too has disappeared ... within these very grounds. + +And there was a third disappearance, one which the +Ministry, I regret to say, do not consider of any +importance, for it concerns a Muggle. His name was +Frank Bryce, he lived in the village where Voldemort’s +father grew up, and he has not been seen since last +August. You see, I read the Muggle newspapers, +unlike most of my Ministry friends.” + +Dumbledore looked very seriously at Harry. + +“These disappearances seem to me to be linked. The +Ministry disagrees — as you may have heard, while +waiting outside my office.” + +Harry nodded. Silence fell between them again, +Dumbledore extracting thoughts every now and then. +Harry felt as though he ought to go, but his curiosity +held him in his chair. + +“Professor?” he said again. + +“Yes, Harry?” said Dumbledore. + +“Er . . . could I ask you about . . . that court thing I was +in ... in the Pensieve?” + + + +Page | 666 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You could,” said Dumbledore heavily. “I attended it +many times, but some trials come back to me more +clearly than others ... particularly now. ...” + +“You know — you know the trial you found me in? + +The one with Crouch’s son? Well ... were they talking +about Neville’s parents?” + +Dumbledore gave Harry a very sharp look. “Has +Neville never told you why he has been brought up by +his grandmother?” he said. + +Harry shook his head, wondering, as he did so, how +he could have failed to ask Neville this, in almost four +years of knowing him. + +“Yes, they were talking about Neville’s parents,” said +Dumbledore. “His father, Frank, was an Auror just +like Professor Moody. He and his wife were tortured +for information about Voldemort’s whereabouts after +he lost his powers, as you heard.” + +“So they’re dead?” said Harry quietly. + +“No,” said Dumbledore, his voice full of a bitterness +Harry had never heard there before. “They are insane. +They are both in St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical +Maladies and Injuries. I believe Neville visits them, +with his grandmother, during the holidays. They do +not recognize him.” + +Harry sat there, horror-struck. He had never known +... never, in four years, bothered to find out ... + +“The Longbottoms were very popular,” said +Dumbledore. “The attacks on them came after +Voldemort’s fall from power, just when everyone +thought they were safe. Those attacks caused a wave +of fury such as I have never known. The Ministry was +Page | 667 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +under great pressure to catch those who had done it. +Unfortunately, the Longbottoms’ evidence was — +given their condition — none too reliable.” + +“Then Mr. Crouch’s son might not have been +involved?” said Harry slowly. + +Dumbledore shook his head. + +“As to that, I have no idea.” + +Harry sat in silence once more, watching the contents +of the Pensieve swirl. There were two more questions +he was burning to ask . . . but they concerned the guilt +of living people. ... + +“Er,” he said, “Mr. Bagman ...” + +"... has never been accused of any Dark activity +since,” said Dumbledore calmly. + +“Right,” said Harry hastily, staring at the contents of +the Pensieve again, which were swirling more slowly +now that Dumbledore had stopped adding thoughts. +“And ... er ...” + +But the Pensieve seemed to be asking his question for +him. Snape’s face was swimming on the surface +again. Dumbledore glanced down into it, and then up +at Harry. + +“No more has Professor Snape,” he said. + +Harry looked into Dumbledore ’s light blue eyes, and +the thing he really wanted to know spilled out of his +mouth before he could stop it. + +“What made you think he’d really stopped supporting +Voldemort, Professor?” + +Page | 668 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore held Harry’s gaze for a few seconds, and +then said, “That, Harry, is a matter between Professor +Snape and myself.” + +Harry knew that the interview was over; Dumbledore +did not look angry, yet there was a finality in his tone +that told Harry it was time to go. He stood up, and so +did Dumbledore. + +“Harry,” he said as Harry reached the door. “Please do +not speak about Neville’s parents to anybody else. He +has the right to let people know, when he is ready.” + +“Yes, Professor,” said Harry, turning to go. + +“And — ” + +Harry looked back. Dumbledore was standing over +the Pensieve, his face lit from beneath by its silvery +spots of light, looking older than ever. He stared at +Harry for a moment, and then said, “Good luck with +the third task.” + + + +Page | 669 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE THIRD TASK + +“Dumbledore reckons You- Know- Who’s getting +stronger again as well?” Ron whispered. + +Everything Harry had seen in the Pensieve, nearly +everything Dumbledore had told and shown him +afterward, he had now shared with Ron and +Hermione — and, of course, with Sirius, to whom +Harry had sent an owl the moment he had left +Dumbledore’s office. Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat +up late in the common room once again that night, +talking it all over until Harry’s mind was reeling, until +he understood what Dumbledore had meant about a +head becoming so full of thoughts that it would have +been a relief to siphon them off. + +Ron stared into the common room fire. Harry thought +he saw Ron shiver slightly, even though the evening +was warm. + +“And he trusts Snape?” Ron said. “He really trusts +Snape, even though he knows he was a Death Eater?” + + + +Page | 670 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Yes,” said Harry. + + + +Hermione had not spoken for ten minutes. She was +sitting with her forehead in her hands, staring at her +knees. Harry thought she too looked as though she +could have done with a Pensieve. + +“Rita Skeeter,” she muttered finally. + +“How can you be worrying about her now?” said Ron, +in utter disbelief. + +“I’m not worrying about her,” Hermione said to her +knees. “I’m just thinking ... remember what she said +to me in the Three Broomsticks? ‘I know things about +Ludo Bagman that would make your hair curl.’ This +is what she meant, isn’t it? She reported his trial, she +knew he’d passed information to the Death Eaters. +And Winky too, remember ... ‘Ludo Bagman’s a bad +wizard.’ Mr. Crouch would have been furious he got +off, he would have talked about it at home.” + +“Yeah, but Bagman didn’t pass information on +purpose, did he?” + +Hermione shrugged. + +“And Fudge reckons Madame Maxime attacked +Crouch?” Ron said, turning back to Harry. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “but he’s only saying that because +Crouch disappeared near the Beauxbatons carriage.” + +“We never thought of her, did we?” said Ron slowly. +“Mind you, she’s definitely got giant blood, and she +doesn’t want to admit it — ” + +“Of course she doesn’t,” said Hermione sharply, +looking up. “Look what happened to Hagrid when Rita + +Page | 671 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +found out about his mother. Look at Fudge, jumping +to conclusions about her, just because she’s part +giant. Who needs that sort of prejudice? I’d probably +say I had big bones if I knew that’s what I’d get for +telling the truth.” + +Hermione looked at her watch. “We haven’t done any +practicing!” she said, looking shocked. “We were going +to do the Impediment Curse! We’ll have to really get +down to it tomorrow! Come on, Harry, you need to get +some sleep.” + +Harry and Ron went slowly upstairs to their +dormitory. As Harry pulled on his pajamas, he looked +over at Neville’s bed. True to his word to Dumbledore, +he had not told Ron and Hermione about Neville’s +parents. As Harry took off his glasses and climbed +into his four-poster, he imagined how it must feel to +have parents still living but unable to recognize you. +He often got sympathy from strangers for being an +orphan, but as he listened to Neville’s snores, he +thought that Neville deserved it more than he did. +Lying in the darkness, Harry felt a rush of anger and +hate toward the people who had tortured Mr. and +Mrs. Longbottom. ... He remembered the jeers of the +crowd as Crouch’s son and his companions had been +dragged from the court by the dementors. ... He +understood how they had felt. ... Then he +remembered the milk-white face of the screaming boy +and realized with a jolt that he had died a year later. + + + +It was Voldemort, Harry thought, staring up at the +canopy of his bed in the darkness, it all came back to +Voldemort. ... He was the one who had torn these +families apart, who had ruined all these lives. ... + +Ron and Hermione were supposed to be studying for +their exams, which would finish on the day of the + +Page | 672 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +third task, but they were putting most of their efforts +into helping Harry prepare. + +“Don’t worry about it,” Hermione said shortly when +Harry pointed this out to them and said he didn’t +mind practicing on his own for a while, “at least we’ll +get top marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts. We’d +never have found out about all these hexes in class.” + +“Good training for when we’re all Aurors,” said Ron +excitedly, attempting the Impediment Curse on a +wasp that had buzzed into the room and making it +stop dead in midair. + +The mood in the castle as they entered June became +excited and tense again. Everyone was looking +forward to the third task, which would take place a +week before the end of term. Harry was practicing +hexes at every available moment. He felt more +confident about this task than either of the others. +Difficult and dangerous though it would undoubtedly +be, Moody was right: Harry had managed to find his +way past monstrous creatures and enchanted +barriers before now, and this time he had some +notice, some chance to prepare himself for what lay +ahead. + +Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione, and Ron all +over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them +permission to use the empty Transfiguration +classroom at lunchtimes. Harry had soon mastered +the Impediment Curse, a spell to slow down and +obstruct attackers; the Reductor Curse, which would +enable him to blast solid objects out of his way; and +the Four-Point Spell, a useful discovery of Hermione’s +that would make his wand point due north, therefore +enabling him to check whether he was going in the +right direction within the maze. He was still having +trouble with the Shield Charm, though. This was +Page | 673 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +supposed to cast a temporary, invisible wall around +himself that deflected minor curses; Hermione +managed to shatter it with a well-placed Jelly-Legs +Jinx, and Harry wobbled around the room for ten +minutes afterward before she had looked up the +counter-jinx. + +“You’re still doing really well, though,” Hermione said +encouragingly, looking down her list and crossing off +those spells they had already learned. “Some of these +are bound to come in handy.” + +“Come and look at this,” said Ron, who was standing +by the window. He was staring down onto the +grounds. “What’s Malfoy doing?” + +Harry and Hermione went to see. Malfoy, Crabbe, and +Goyle were standing in the shadow of a tree below. +Crabbe and Goyle seemed to be keeping a lookout; +both were smirking. Malfoy was holding his hand up +to his mouth and speaking into it. + +“He looks like he’s using a walkie-talkie,” said Harry +curiously. + +“He can’t be,” said Hermione, “I’ve told you, those +sorts of things don’t work around Hogwarts. Come on, +Harry,” she added briskly, turning away from the +window and moving back into the middle of the room, +“let’s try that Shield Charm again.” + + + +Sirius was sending daily owls now. Like Hermione, he +seemed to want to concentrate on getting Harry +through the last task before they concerned +themselves with anything else. He reminded Harry in +every letter that whatever might be going on outside + + + +Page | 674 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the walls of Hogwarts was not Harry’s responsibility, +nor was it within his power to influence it. + + + +If Voldemort is really getting stronger again, he wrote, +my priority is to ensure your safety. He cannot hope to +lay hands on you while you are under Dumbledore’s +protection, but all the same, take no risks : Concentrate +on getting through that maze safely, and then we can +turn our attention to other matters. + +Harry’s nerves mounted as June the twenty-fourth +drew closer, but they were not as bad as those he had +felt before the first and second tasks. For one thing, +he was confident that, this time, he had done +everything in his power to prepare for the task. For +another, this was the final hurdle, and however well +or badly he did, the tournament would at last be over, +which would be an enormous relief. + +Breakfast was a very noisy affair at the Gryffindor +table on the morning of the third task. The post owls +appeared, bringing Harry a good-luck card from +Sirius. It was only a piece of parchment, folded over +and bearing a muddy paw print on its front, but +Harry appreciated it all the same. A screech owl +arrived for Hermione, carrying her morning copy of +the Daily Prophet as usual. She unfolded the paper, +glanced at the front page, and spat out a mouthful of +pumpkin juice all over it. + +“What?” said Harry and Ron together, staring at her. + +“Nothing,” said Hermione quickly, trying to shove the +paper out of sight, but Ron grabbed it. He stared at +the headline and said, “No way. Not today. That old +cow.” + +“What?” said Harry. “Rita Skeeter again?” + +Page | 675 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Ron, and just like Hermione, he attempted +to push the paper out of sight. + + + +“It’s about me, isn’t it?” said Harry. + +“No,” said Ron, in an entirely unconvincing tone. + +But before Harry could demand to see the paper, +Draco Malfoy shouted across the Great Hall from the +Slytherin table. + +“Hey, Potter! Potteri How’s your head? You feeling all +right? Sure you’re not going to go berserk on us?” + +Malfoy was holding a copy of the Daily Prophet too. +Slytherins up and down the table were sniggering, +twisting in their seats to see Harry’s reaction. + +“Let me see it,” Harry said to Ron. “Give it here.” + +Very reluctantly, Ron handed over the newspaper. +Harry turned it over and found himself staring at his +own picture, beneath the banner headline: + +HARRY POTTER + +“DISTURBED AND DANGEROUS” + +The boy who defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is +unstable and possibly dangerous, writes Rita Skeeter, +Special Correspondent. Alarming evidence has +recently come to light about Harry Potter’s strange +behavior, which casts doubts upon his suitability to +compete in a demanding competition like the Triwizard +Tournament, or even to attend Hogwarts School. + +Potter, the Daily Prophet can exclusively reveal, +regularly collapses at school, and is often heard to +complain of pain in the scar on his forehead (relic of the + +Page | 676 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +curse with which You-Know-Who attempted to kill him). +On Monday last, midway through a Divination lesson, +your Daily Prophet reporter witnessed Potter storming +from the class, claiming that his scar was hurting too +badly to continue studying. + +It is possible, say top experts at St. Mungo’s Hospital +for Magical Maladies and Injuries, that Potter’s brain +was affected by the attack inflicted upon him by You- +Know-Who, and that his insistence that the scar is +still hurting is an expression of his deep-seated +confusion. + +“He might even be pretending,” said one specialist. +“This could be a plea for attention.” + +The Daily Prophet, however, has unearthed worrying +facts about Harry Potter thatAlbus Dumbledore, +Headmaster of Hogwarts, has carefully concealed from +the wizarding public. + +“Potter can speak Parseltongue, ” reveals Draco Malfoy, +a Hogwarts fourth year. “There were a lot of attacks +on students a couple of years ago, and most people +thought Potter was behind them after they saw him +lose his temper at a dueling club and set a snake on +another boy. It was all hushed up, though. But he’s +made friends with werewolves and giants too. We +think he’d do anything for a bit of power.” + +Parseltongue, the ability to converse with snakes, has +long been considered a Dark Art. Indeed, the most +famous Parselmouth of our times is none other than +You-Know-Who himself. A member of the Dark Force +Defense League, who wished to remain unnamed, +stated that he would regard any wizard who could +speak Parseltongue “as worthy of investigation. +Personally, I would be highly suspicious of anybody +who could converse with snakes, as serpents are +Page | 677 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +often used in the worst kinds of Dark Magic, and are +historically associated with evildoers.” Similarly, +“anyone who seeks out the company of such vicious +creatures as werewolves and giants would appear to +have a fondness for violence.” + +Albus Dumbledore should surely consider whether a +boy such as this should be allowed to compete in the +Triwizard Tournament. Some fear that Potter might +resort to the Dark Arts in his desperation to win the +tournament, the third task of which takes place this +evening. + +“Gone off me a bit, hasn’t she?” said Harry lightly, +folding up the paper. + +Over at the Slytherin table, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle +were laughing at him, tapping their heads with their +fingers, pulling grotesquely mad faces, and waggling +their tongues like snakes. + +“How did she know your scar hurt in Divination?” + +Ron said. “There’s no way she was there, there’s no +way she could’ve heard — ” + +“The window was open,” said Harry. “I opened it to +breathe.” + +“You were at the top of North Tower!” Hermione said. +“Your voice couldn’t have carried all the way down to +the grounds!” + +“Well, you’re the one who’s supposed to be +researching magical methods of bugging!” said Harry. +“You tell me how she did it!” + +“I’ve been trying!” said Hermione. “But I ... but ...” + + + +Page | 678 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +An odd, dreamy expression suddenly came over +Hermione ’s face. She slowly raised a hand and ran +her fingers through her hair. + +“Are you all right?” said Ron, frowning at her. + +“Yes,” said Hermione breathlessly. She ran her fingers +through her hair again, and then held her hand up to +her mouth, as though speaking into an invisible +walkie-talkie. Harry and Ron stared at each other. + +“I’ve had an idea,” Hermione said, gazing into space. + +“I think I know . . . because then no one would be able +to see ... even Moody ... and she’d have been able to +get onto the window ledge ... but she’s not allowed ... +she’s definitely not allowed ... I think we’ve got her! +Just give me two seconds in the library — just to +make sure!” + +With that, Hermione seized her school bag and +dashed out of the Great Hall. + +“Oi!” Ron called after her. “We’ve got our History of +Magic exam in ten minutes! Blimey,” he said, turning +back to Harry, “she must really hate that Skeeter +woman to risk missing the start of an exam. What’re +you going to do in Binns’s class — read again?” + +Exempt from the end-of-term tests as a Triwizard +champion, Harry had been sitting in the back of every +exam class so far, looking up fresh hexes for the third +task. + +“S’pose so,” Harry said to Ron; but just then, + +Professor McGonagall came walking alongside the +Gryffindor table toward him. + +“Potter, the champions are congregating in the +chamber off the Hall after breakfast,” she said. + +Page | 679 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But the task’s not till tonight!” said Harry, +accidentally spilling scrambled eggs down his front, +afraid he had mistaken the time. + +“I’m aware of that, Potter,” she said. “The champions’ +families are invited to watch the final task, you know. +This is simply a chance for you to greet them.” + +She moved away. Harry gaped after her. + +“She doesn’t expect the Dursleys to turn up, does +she?” he asked Ron blankly. + +“Dunno,” said Ron. “Harry, I’d better hurry, I’m going +to be late for Binns. See you later.” + +Harry finished his breakfast in the emptying Great +Hall. He saw Fleur Delacour get up from the +Ravenclaw table and join Cedric as he crossed to the +side chamber and entered. Krum slouched off to join +them shortly afterward. Harry stayed where he was. + +He really didn’t want to go into the chamber. He had +no family — no family who would turn up to see him +risk his life, anyway. But just as he was getting up, +thinking that he might as well go up to the library +and do a spot more hex research, the door of the side +chamber opened, and Cedric stuck his head out. + +“Harry, come on, they’re waiting for you!” + +Utterly perplexed, Harry got up. The Dursleys +couldn’t possibly be here, could they? He walked +across the Hall and opened the door into the +chamber. + +Cedric and his parents were just inside the door. +Viktor Krum was over in a corner, conversing with his +dark-haired mother and father in rapid Bulgarian. He +had inherited his father’s hooked nose. On the other + +Page | 680 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +side of the room, Fleur was jabbering away in French +to her mother. Fleur’s little sister, Gabrielle, was +holding her mother’s hand. She waved at Harry, who +waved back, grinning. Then he saw Mrs. Weasley and +Bill standing in front of the fireplace, beaming at him. + +“Surprise!” Mrs. Weasley said excitedly as he smiled +broadly and walked over to them. “Thought we’d come +and watch you, Harry!” She bent down and kissed +him on the cheek. + +“You all right?” said Bill, grinning at Harry and +shaking his hand. “Charlie wanted to come, but he +couldn’t get time off. He said you were incredible +against the Horntail.” + +Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with +great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could +tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or +earrings with fangs on them. + +“This is really nice of you,” Harry muttered to Mrs. +Weasley. “I thought for a moment — the Dursleys — ” + +“Hmm,” said Mrs. Weasley, pursing her lips. She had +always refrained from criticizing the Dursleys in front +of Harry, but her eyes flashed every time they were +mentioned. + +“It’s great being back here,” said Bill, looking around +the chamber (Violet, the Fat Lady’s friend, winked at +him from her frame). “Haven’t seen this place for five +years. Is that picture of the mad knight still around? +Sir Cadogan?” + +“Oh yeah,” said Harry, who had met Sir Cadogan the +previous year. + +“And the Fat Lady?” said Bill. + +Page | 681 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She was here in my time,” said Mrs. Weasley. “She +gave me such a telling off one night when I got back +to the dormitory at four in the morning — ” + +“What were you doing out of your dormitory at four in +the morning?” said Bill, surveying his mother with +amazement. + +Mrs. Weasley grinned, her eyes twinkling. + +“Your father and I had been for a nighttime stroll,” +she said. “He got caught by Apollyon Pringle — he +was the caretaker in those days — your father’s still +got the marks.” + +“Fancy giving us a tour, Harry?” said Bill. + +“Yeah, okay,” said Harry, and they made their way +back toward the door into the Great Hall. As they +passed Amos Diggory, he looked around. + +“There you are, are you?” he said, looking Harry up +and down. “Bet you’re not feeling quite as full of +yourself now Cedric’s caught you up on points, are +you?” + +“What?” said Harry. + +“Ignore him,” said Cedric in a low voice to Harry, +frowning after his father. “He’s been angry ever since +Rita Skeeter’s article about the Triwizard Tournament +— you know, when she made out you were the only +Hogwarts champion.” + +“Didn’t bother to correct her, though, did he?” said +Amos Diggory, loudly enough for Harry to hear as he +started to walk out of the door with Mrs. Weasley and +Bill. “Still ... you’ll show him, Ced. Beaten him once +before, haven’t you?” + +Page | 682 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Rita Skeeter goes out of her way to cause trouble, +Amos!” Mrs. Weasley said angrily. “I would have +thought you’d know that, working at the Ministry!” + +Mr. Diggory looked as though he was going to say +something angry, but his wife laid a hand on his arm, +and he merely shrugged and turned away. + +Harry had a very enjoyable morning walking over the +sunny grounds with Bill and Mrs. Weasley, showing +them the Beauxbatons carriage and the Durmstrang +ship. Mrs. Weasley was intrigued by the Whomping +Willow, which had been planted after she had left +school, and reminisced at length about the +gamekeeper before Hagrid, a man called Ogg. + +“How’s Percy?” Harry asked as they walked around +the greenhouses. + +“Not good,” said Bill. + +“He’s very upset,” said Mrs. Weasley, lowering her +voice and glancing around. “The Ministry wants to +keep Mr. Crouch’s disappearance quiet, but Percy’s +been hauled in for questioning about the instructions +Mr. Crouch has been sending in. They seem to think +there’s a chance they weren’t genuinely written by +him. Percy’s been under a lot of strain. They’re not +letting him fill in for Mr. Crouch as the fifth judge +tonight. Cornelius Fudge is going to be doing it.” + +They returned to the castle for lunch. + +“Mum — Bill!” said Ron, looking stunned, as he +joined the Gryffindor table. “What ’re you doing here?” + +“Come to watch Harry in the last task!” said Mrs. +Weasley brightly. “I must say, it makes a lovely +change, not having to cook. How was your exam?” + +Page | 683 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh ... okay,” said Ron. “Couldn’t remember all the +goblin rebels’ names, so I invented a few. It’s all +right,” he said, helping himself to a Cornish pasty, +while Mrs. Weasley looked stern, “they’re all called +stuff like Bodrod the Bearded and Urg the Unclean; it +wasn’t hard.” + +Fred, George, and Ginny came to sit next to them too, +and Harry was having such a good time he felt almost +as though he were back at the Burrow; he had +forgotten to worry about that evening’s task, and not +until Hermione turned up, halfway through lunch, +did he remember that she had had a brainwave about +Rita Skeeter. + +“Are you going to tell us — ?” + +Hermione shook her head warningly and glanced at +Mrs. Weasley. + +“Hello, Hermione,” said Mrs. Weasley, much more +stiffly than usual. + +“Hello,” said Hermione, her smile faltering at the cold +expression on Mrs. Weasley’s face. + +Harry looked between them, then said, “Mrs. Weasley, +you didn’t believe that rubbish Rita Skeeter wrote in +Witch Weekly, did you? Because Hermione ’s not my +girlfriend.” + +“Oh!” said Mrs. Weasley. “No — of course I didn’t!” + +But she became considerably warmer toward +Hermione after that. + +Harry, Bill, and Mrs. Weasley whiled away the +afternoon with a long walk around the castle, and +then returned to the Great Hall for the evening feast. + +Page | 684 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ludo Bagman and Cornelius Fudge had joined the +staff table now. Bagman looked quite cheerful, but +Cornelius Fudge, who was sitting next to Madame +Maxime, looked stern and was not talking. Madame +Maxime was concentrating on her plate, and Harry +thought her eyes looked red. Hagrid kept glancing +along the table at her. + +There were more courses than usual, but Harry, who +was starting to feel really nervous now, didn’t eat +much. As the enchanted ceiling overhead began to +fade from blue to a dusky purple, Dumbledore rose to +his feet at the staff table, and silence fell. + +“Ladies and gentlemen, in five minutes’ time, I will be +asking you to make your way down to the Quidditch +field for the third and final task of the Triwizard +Tournament. Will the champions please follow Mr. +Bagman down to the stadium now.” + +Harry got up. The Gryffindors all along the table were +applauding him; the Weasleys and Hermione all +wished him good luck, and he headed off out of the +Great Hall with Cedric, Fleur, and Viktor. + +“Feeling all right, Harry?” Bagman asked as they went +down the stone steps onto the grounds. “Confident?” + +“I’m okay,” said Harry. It was sort of true; he was +nervous, but he kept running over all the hexes and +spells he had been practicing in his mind as they +walked, and the knowledge that he could remember +them all made him feel better. + +They walked onto the Quidditch field, which was now +completely unrecognizable. A twenty-foot-high hedge +ran all the way around the edge of it. There was a gap +right in front of them: the entrance to the vast maze. +The passage beyond it looked dark and creepy. + +Page | 685 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Five minutes later, the stands had begun to fill; the +air was full of excited voices and the rumbling of feet +as the hundreds of students filed into their seats. The +sky was a deep, clear blue now, and the first stars +were starting to appear. Hagrid, Professor Moody, +Professor McGonagall, and Professor Flitwick came +walking into the stadium and approached Bagman +and the champions. They were wearing large, red, +luminous stars on their hats, all except Hagrid, who +had his on the back of his moleskin vest. + +“We are going to be patrolling the outside of the +maze,” said Professor McGonagall to the champions. +“If you get into difficulty, and wish to be rescued, +send red sparks into the air, and one of us will come +and get you, do you understand?” + +The champions nodded. + +“Off you go, then!” said Bagman brightly to the four +patrollers. + +“Good luck, Harry,” Hagrid whispered, and the four of +them walked away in different directions, to station +themselves around the maze. Bagman now pointed +his wand at his throat, muttered, “ Sonorus,” and his +magically magnified voice echoed into the stands. + +“Ladies and gentlemen, the third and final task of the +Triwizard Tournament is about to begin! Let me +remind you how the points currently stand! Tied in +first place, with eighty-five points each — Mr. Cedric +Diggory and Mr. Harry Potter, both of Hogwarts +School!” The cheers and applause sent birds from the +Forbidden Forest fluttering into the darkening sky. + +“In second place, with eighty points — Mr. Viktor +Krum, of Durmstrang Institute!” More applause. “And +in third place — Miss Fleur Delacour, of Beauxbatons +Academy!” + +Page | 686 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could just make out Mrs. Weasley, Bill, Ron, +and Hermione applauding Fleur politely, halfway up +the stands. He waved up at them, and they waved +back, beaming at him. + +“So ... on my whistle, Harry and Cedric!” said +Bagman. “Three — two — one — ” + +He gave a short blast on his whistle, and Harry and +Cedric hurried forward into the maze. + +The towering hedges cast black shadows across the +path, and, whether because they were so tall and +thick or because they had been enchanted, the sound +of the surrounding crowd was silenced the moment +they entered the maze. Harry felt almost as though he +were underwater again. He pulled out his wand, +muttered, “Lumos,” and heard Cedric do the same +just behind him. + +After about fifty yards, they reached a fork. They +looked at each other. + +“See you,” Harry said, and he took the left one, while +Cedric took the right. + +Harry heard Bagman’s whistle for the second time. +Krum had entered the maze. Harry sped up. His +chosen path seemed completely deserted. He turned +right, and hurried on, holding his wand high over his +head, trying to see as far ahead as possible. Still, +there was nothing in sight. + +Bagman’s whistle blew in the distance for the third +time. All of the champions were now inside. + +Harry kept looking behind him. The old feeling that +he was being watched was upon him. The maze was + + + +Page | 687 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +growing darker with every passing minute as the sky +overhead deepened to navy. He reached a second fork. + +“ Point Me,” he whispered to his wand, holding it flat in +his palm. + +The wand spun around once and pointed toward his +right, into solid hedge. That way was north, and he +knew that he needed to go northwest for the center of +the maze. The best he could do was to take the left +fork and go right again as soon as possible. + +The path ahead was empty too, and when Harry +reached a right turn and took it, he again found his +way unblocked. Harry didn’t know why, but the lack +of obstacles was unnerving him. Surely he should +have met something by now? It felt as though the +maze were luring him into a false sense of security. +Then he heard movement right behind him. He held +out his wand, ready to attack, but its beam fell only +upon Cedric, who had just hurried out of a path on +the right-hand side. Cedric looked severely shaken. +The sleeve of his robe was smoking. + +“Hagrid’s Blast-Ended Skrewts!” he hissed. “They’re +enormous — I only just got away!” + +He shook his head and dived out of sight, along +another path. Keen to put plenty of distance between +himself and the skrewts, Harry hurried off again. +Then, as he turned a corner, he saw ... a dementor +gliding toward him. Twelve feet tall, its face hidden by +its hood, its rotting, scabbed hands outstretched, it +advanced, sensing its way blindly toward him. Harry +could hear its rattling breath; he felt clammy coldness +stealing over him, but knew what he had to do. ... + +He summoned the happiest thought he could, +concentrated with all his might on the thought of + +Page | 688 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +getting out of the maze and celebrating with Ron and +Hermione, raised his wand, and cried, “Expecto +Patronum).” + +A silver stag erupted from the end of Harry’s wand +and galloped toward the dementor, which fell back +and tripped over the hem of its robes. ... Harry had +never seen a dementor stumble. + +“Hang on!” he shouted, advancing in the wake of his +silver Patronus. “You’re a boggart! Riddikulusl” + +There was a loud crack, and the shape-shifter +exploded in a wisp of smoke. The silver stag faded +from sight. Harry wished it could have stayed, he +could have used some company . . . but he moved on, +quickly and quietly as possible, listening hard, his +wand held high once more. + +Left . . . right . . . left again . . . Twice he found himself +facing dead ends. He did the Four-Point Spell again +and found that he was going too far east. He turned +back, took a right turn, and saw an odd golden mist +floating ahead of him. + +Harry approached it cautiously, pointing the wand’s +beam at it. This looked like some kind of +enchantment. He wondered whether he might be able +to blast it out of the way. + +“Reductol” he said. + +The spell shot straight through the mist, leaving it +intact. He supposed he should have known better; the +Reductor Curse was for solid objects. What would +happen if he walked through the mist? Was it worth +chancing it, or should he double back? + + + +Page | 689 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He was still hesitating when a scream shattered the +silence. + + + +“Fleur?” Harry yelled. + +There was silence. He stared all around him. What +had happened to her? Her scream seemed to have +come from somewhere ahead. He took a deep breath +and ran through the enchanted mist. + +The world turned upside down. Harry was hanging +from the ground, with his hair on end, his glasses +dangling off his nose, threatening to fall into the +bottomless sky. He clutched them to the end of his +nose and hung there, terrified. It felt as though his +feet were glued to the grass, which had now become +the ceiling. Below him the dark, star-spangled +heavens stretched endlessly. He felt as though if he +tried to move one of his feet, he would fall away from +the earth completely. + +Think , he told himself, as all the blood rushed to his +head, think ... + +But not one of the spells he had practiced had been +designed to combat a sudden reversal of ground and +sky. Did he dare move his foot? He could hear the +blood pounding in his ears. He had two choices — try +and move, or send up red sparks, and get rescued +and disqualified from the task. + +He shut his eyes, so he wouldn’t be able to see the +view of endless space below him, and pulled his right +foot as hard as he could away from the grassy ceiling. + +Immediately, the world righted itself. Harry fell +forward onto his knees onto the wonderfully solid +ground. He felt temporarily limp with shock. He took +a deep, steadying breath, then got up again and + +Page | 690 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hurried forward, looking back over his shoulder as he +ran away from the golden mist, which twinkled +innocently at him in the moonlight. + +He paused at a junction of two paths and looked +around for some sign of Fleur. He was sure it had +been she who had screamed. What had she met? Was +she all right? There was no sign of red sparks — did +that mean she had got herself out of trouble, or was +she in such trouble that she couldn’t reach her +wand? Harry took the right fork with a feeling of +increasing unease ... but at the same time, he +couldn’t help thinking, One champion down ... + +The cup was somewhere close by, and it sounded as +though Fleur was no longer in the running. He’d got +this far, hadn’t he? What if he actually managed to +win? Fleetingly, and for the first time since he’d found +himself champion, he saw again that image of +himself, raising the Triwizard Cup in front of the rest +of the school. ... + +He met nothing for ten minutes, but kept running +into dead ends. Twice he took the same wrong +turning. Finally, he found a new route and started to +jog along it, his wandlight waving, making his shadow +flicker and distort on the hedge walls. Then he +rounded another corner and found himself facing a +Blast-Ended Skrewt. + +Cedric was right — it was enormous. Ten feet long, it +looked more like a giant scorpion than anything. Its +long sting was curled over its back. Its thick armor +glinted in the light from Harry’s wand, which he +pointed at it. + +“Stupefy'.” + + + +Page | 691 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The spell hit the skrewt’s armor and rebounded; + +Harry ducked just in time, but could smell burning +hair; it had singed the top of his head. The skrewt +issued a blast of fire from its end and flew forward +toward him. + +“ Impedimental ” Harry yelled. The spell hit the skrewt’s +armor again and ricocheted off; Harry staggered back +a few paces and fell over. a IMPEDIMENT A\” + +The skrewt was inches from him when it froze — he +had managed to hit it on its fleshy, shell-less +underside. Panting, Harry pushed himself away from +it and ran, hard, in the opposite direction — the +Impediment Curse was not permanent; the skrewt +would be regaining the use of its legs at any moment. + +He took a left path and hit a dead end, a right, and +hit another; forcing himself to stop, heart hammering, +he performed the Four-Point Spell again, +backtracked, and chose a path that would take him +northwest. + +He had been hurrying along the new path for a few +minutes, when he heard something in the path +running parallel to his own that made him stop dead. + +“What are you doing?” yelled Cedric’s voice. “What the +hell d’you think you’re doing?” + +And then Harry heard Krum’s voice. + +“ Crucio \ ” + +The air was suddenly full of Cedric’s yells. Horrified, +Harry began sprinting up his path, trying to find a +way into Cedric’s. When none appeared, he tried the +Reductor Curse again. It wasn’t very effective, but it +burned a small hole in the hedge through which +Page | 692 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry forced his leg, kicking at the thick brambles +and branches until they broke and made an opening; +he struggled through it, tearing his robes, and looking +to his right, saw Cedric jerking and twitching on the +ground, Krum standing over him. + +Harry pulled himself up and pointed his wand at +Krum just as Krum looked up. Krum turned and +began to run. + +“ Stupefy]” Harry yelled. + +The spell hit Krum in the back; he stopped dead in +his tracks, fell forward, and lay motionless, facedown +in the grass. Harry dashed over to Cedric, who had +stopped twitching and was lying there panting, his +hands over his face. + +“Are you all right?” Harry said roughly, grabbing +Cedric’s arm. + +“Yeah,” panted Cedric. “Yeah ... I don’t believe it ... he +crept up behind me. ... I heard him, I turned around, +and he had his wand on me. ...” + +Cedric got up. He was still shaking. He and Harry +looked down at Krum. + +“I can’t believe this ... I thought he was all right,” +Harry said, staring at Krum. + +“So did I,” said Cedric. + +“Did you hear Fleur scream earlier?” said Harry. + +“Yeah,” said Cedric. “You don’t think Krum got her +too?” + +“I don’t know,” said Harry slowly. + +Page | 693 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Should we leave him here?” Cedric muttered. + + + +“No,” said Harry. “I reckon we should send up red +sparks. Someone’ll come and collect him ... otherwise +he’ll probably be eaten by a skrewt.” + +“He’d deserve it,” Cedric muttered, but all the same, +he raised his wand and shot a shower of red sparks +into the air, which hovered high above Krum, marking +the spot where he lay. + +Harry and Cedric stood there in the darkness for a +moment, looking around them. Then Cedric said, + +“Well ... I s’pose we’d better go on . ...” + +“What?” said Harry. “Oh ... yeah ... right ...” + +It was an odd moment. He and Cedric had been +briefly united against Krum — now the fact that they +were opponents came back to Harry. The two of them +proceeded up the dark path without speaking, then +Harry turned left, and Cedric right. Cedric’s footsteps +soon died away. + +Harry moved on, continuing to use the Four-Point +Spell, making sure he was moving in the right +direction. It was between him and Cedric now. His +desire to reach the cup first was now burning +stronger than ever, but he could hardly believe what +he’d just seen Krum do. The use of an Unforgivable +Curse on a fellow human being meant a life term in +Azkaban, that was what Moody had told them. Krum +surely couldn’t have wanted the Triwizard Cup that +badly. ... Harry sped up. + +Every so often he hit more dead ends, but the +increasing darkness made him feel sure he was +getting near the heart of the maze. Then, as he strode +down a long, straight path, he saw movement once + +Page | 694 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +again, and his beam of wandlight hit an extraordinary +creature, one which he had only seen in picture form, +in his Monster Book of Monsters. + +It was a sphinx. It had the body of an over-large lion: +great clawed paws and a long yellowish tail ending in +a brown tuft. Its head, however, was that of a woman. +She turned her long, almond-shaped eyes upon Harry +as he approached. He raised his wand, hesitating. + +She was not crouching as if to spring, but pacing +from side to side of the path, blocking his progress. +Then she spoke, in a deep, hoarse voice. + +“You are very near your goal. The quickest way is past +me.” + +“So ... so will you move, please?” said Harry, knowing +what the answer was going to be. + +“No,” she said, continuing to pace. “Not unless you +can answer my riddle. Answer on your first guess — I +let you pass. Answer wrongly — I attack. Remain +silent — I will let you walk away from me unscathed.” + +Harry’s stomach slipped several notches. It was +Hermione who was good at this sort of thing, not him. +He weighed his chances. If the riddle was too hard, he +could keep silent, get away from the sphinx +unharmed, and try and find an alternative route to +the center. + +“Okay,” he said. “Can I hear the riddle?” + +The sphinx sat down upon her hind legs, in the very +middle of the path, and recited: + +“First think of the person who lives in disguise, + + + +Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. + +Page | 695 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend, + +The middle of middle and end of the end? + +And finally give me the sound often heard +During the search for a hard-to-find word. + +Now string them together, and answer me this, + +Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?” + +Harry gaped at her. + +“Could I have it again . . . more slowly?” he asked +tentatively. + +She blinked at him, smiled, and repeated the poem. + +“All the clues add up to a creature I wouldn’t want to +kiss?” Harry asked. + +She merely smiled her mysterious smile. Harry took +that for a “yes.” Harry cast his mind around. There +were plenty of animals he wouldn’t want to kiss; his +immediate thought was a Blast-Ended Skrewt, but +something told him that wasn’t the answer. He’d have +to try and work out the clues. ... + +“A person in disguise,” Harry muttered, staring at her, +“who lies ... er ... that’d be a — an imposter. No, +that’s not my guess! A — a spy? I’ll come back to that +. . . could you give me the next clue again, please?” + +She repeated the next lines of the poem. + +“ The last thing to mend,’ ” Harry repeated. “Er ... no +idea ... ‘middle of middle’ ... could I have the last bit +again?” + +Page | 696 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She gave him the last four lines. + +“ The sound often heard during the search for a hard- +to-find word,’ ” said Harry. “Er ... that’d be ... er ... +hang on — ‘er’! Er’s a sound!” + +The sphinx smiled at him. + +“Spy ... er ... spy ... er ...” said Harry, pacing up and +down. “A creature I wouldn’t want to kiss ... a spiderl” + +The sphinx smiled more broadly. She got up, +stretched her front legs, and then moved aside for +him to pass. + +“Thanks!” said Harry, and, amazed at his own +brilliance, he dashed forward. + +He had to be close now, he had to be. ... His wand +was telling him he was bang on course; as long as he +didn’t meet anything too horrible, he might have a +chance. ... + +Harry broke into a run. He had a choice of paths up +ahead. “Point Mel” he whispered again to his wand, +and it spun around and pointed him to the right- +hand one. He dashed up this one and saw light +ahead. + +The Triwizard Cup was gleaming on a plinth a +hundred yards away. Suddenly a dark figure hurtled +out onto the path in front of him. + +Cedric was going to get there first. Cedric was +sprinting as fast as he could toward the cup, and +Harry knew he would never catch up, Cedric was +much taller, had much longer legs — + + + +Page | 697 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Then Harry saw something immense over a hedge to +his left, moving quickly along a path that intersected +with his own; it was moving so fast Cedric was about +to run into it, and Cedric, his eyes on the cup, had +not seen it — + +“Cedric!” Harry bellowed. “On your left!” + +Cedric looked around just in time to hurl himself past +the thing and avoid colliding with it, but in his haste, +he tripped. Harry saw Cedric’s wand fly out of his +hand as a gigantic spider stepped into the path and +began to bear down upon Cedric. + +“Stupefy'.” Harry yelled; the spell hit the spider’s +gigantic, hairy black body, but for all the good it did, +he might as well have thrown a stone at it; the spider +jerked, scuttled around, and ran at Harry instead. + +“ Stupefy ! Impedimenta ! Stupefy !” + +But it was no use — the spider was either so large, or +so magical, that the spells were doing no more than +aggravating it. Harry had one horrifying glimpse of +eight shining black eyes and razor-sharp pincers +before it was upon him. + +He was lifted into the air in its front legs; struggling +madly, he tried to kick it; his leg connected with the +pincers and next moment he was in excruciating +pain. He could hear Cedric yelling “Stupefy'.” too, but +his spell had no more effect than Harry’s — Harry +raised his wand as the spider opened its pincers once +more and shouted “ Expelliarmus'.” + +It worked — the Disarming Spell made the spider +drop him, but that meant that Harry fell twelve feet +onto his already injured leg, which crumpled beneath +him. Without pausing to think, he aimed high at the + +Page | 698 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spider’s underbelly, as he had done with the skrewt, +and shouted “Stupefyl” just as Cedric yelled the same +thing. + +The two spells combined did what one alone had not: +The spider keeled over sideways, flattening a nearby +hedge, and strewing the path with a tangle of hairy +legs. + +“Harry!” he heard Cedric shouting. “You all right? Did +it fall on you?” + +“No,” Harry called back, panting. He looked down at +his leg. It was bleeding freely. He could see some sort +of thick, gluey secretion from the spider’s pincers on +his torn robes. He tried to get up, but his leg was +shaking badly and did not want to support his weight. +He leaned against the hedge, gasping for breath, and +looked around. + +Cedric was standing feet from the Triwizard Cup, +which was gleaming behind him. + +“Take it, then,” Harry panted to Cedric. “Go on, take +it. You’re there.” + +But Cedric didn’t move. He merely stood there, +looking at Harry. Then he turned to stare at the cup. +Harry saw the longing expression on his face in its +golden light. Cedric looked around at Harry again, +who was now holding onto the hedge to support +himself. Cedric took a deep breath. + +“You take it. You should win. That’s twice you’ve +saved my neck in here.” + +“That’s not how it’s supposed to work,” Harry said. He +felt angry; his leg was very painful, he was aching all +over from trying to throw off the spider, and after all + +Page | 699 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his efforts, Cedric had beaten him to it, just as he’d +beaten Harry to ask Cho to the ball. “The one who +reaches the cup first gets the points. That’s you. I’m +telling you, I’m not going to win any races on this leg.” + +Cedric took a few paces nearer to the Stunned spider, +away from the cup, shaking his head. + +“No,” he said. + +“Stop being noble,” said Harry irritably. “Just take it, +then we can get out of here.” + +Cedric watched Harry steadying himself, holding tight +to the hedge. + +“You told me about the dragons,” Cedric said. “I +would’ve gone down in the first task if you hadn’t told +me what was coming.” + +“I had help on that too,” Harry snapped, trying to mop +up his bloody leg with his robes. “You helped me with +the egg — we’re square.” + +“I had help on the egg in the first place,” said Cedric. + +“We’re still square,” said Harry, testing his leg +gingerly; it shook violently as he put weight on it; he +had sprained his ankle when the spider had dropped +him. + +“You should’ve got more points on the second task,” +said Cedric mulishly. “You stayed behind to get all the +hostages. I should’ve done that.” + +“I was the only one who was thick enough to take that +song seriously!” said Harry bitterly. “Just take the +cup!” + + + +Page | 700 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Cedric. + + + +He stepped over the spider’s tangled legs to join +Harry, who stared at him. Cedric was serious. He was +walking away from the sort of glory Hufflepuff House +hadn’t had in centuries. + +“Go on,” Cedric said. He looked as though this was +costing him every ounce of resolution he had, but his +face was set, his arms were folded, he seemed +decided. + +Harry looked from Cedric to the cup. For one shining +moment, he saw himself emerging from the maze, +holding it. He saw himself holding the Triwizard Cup +aloft, heard the roar of the crowd, saw Cho’s face +shining with admiration, more clearly than he had +ever seen it before ... and then the picture faded, and +he found himself staring at Cedric’s shadowy, +stubborn face. + +“Both of us,” Harry said. + +“What?” + +“Well take it at the same time. It’s still a Hogwarts +victory. We’ll tie for it.” + +Cedric stared at Harry. He unfolded his arms. + +“You — you sure?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Yeah ... we’ve helped each other +out, haven’t we? We both got here. Let’s just take it +together.” + +For a moment, Cedric looked as though he couldn’t +believe his ears; then his face split in a grin. + +Page | 701 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re on,” he said. “Come here.” + +He grabbed Harry’s arm below the shoulder and +helped Harry limp toward the plinth where the cup +stood. When they had reached it, they both held a +hand out over one of the cup’s gleaming handles. + +“On three, right?” said Harry. “One — two — three — ” + +He and Cedric both grasped a handle. + +Instantly, Harry felt a jerk somewhere behind his +navel. His feet had left the ground. He could not +unclench the hand holding the Triwizard Cup; it was +pulling him onward in a howl of wind and swirling +color, Cedric at his side. + + + +Page | 702 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +FLESH, BLOOD, AND BONE + +Harry felt his feet slam into the ground; his injured +leg gave way, and he fell forward; his hand let go of +the Triwizard Cup at last. He raised his head. + +“Where are we?” he said. + +Cedric shook his head. He got up, pulled Harry to his +feet, and they looked around. + +They had left the Hogwarts grounds completely; they +had obviously traveled miles — perhaps hundreds of +miles — for even the mountains surrounding the +castle were gone. They were standing instead in a +dark and overgrown graveyard; the black outline of a +small church was visible beyond a large yew tree to +their right. A hill rose above them to their left. Harry +could just make out the outline of a fine old house on +the hillside. + +Cedric looked down at the Triwizard Cup and then up +at Harry. + + + +Page | 703 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Did anyone tell you the cup was a Portkey?” he +asked. + +“Nope,” said Harry. He was looking around the +graveyard. It was completely silent and slightly eerie. +“Is this supposed to be part of the task?” + +“I dunno,” said Cedric. He sounded slightly nervous. +“Wands out, d’you reckon?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, glad that Cedric had made the +suggestion rather than him. + +They pulled out their wands. Harry kept looking +around him. He had, yet again, the strange feeling +that they were being watched. + +“Someone’s coming,” he said suddenly. + +Squinting tensely through the darkness, they watched +the figure drawing nearer, walking steadily toward +them between the graves. Harry couldn’t make out a +face, but from the way it was walking and holding its +arms, he could tell that it was carrying something. +Whoever it was, he was short, and wearing a hooded +cloak pulled up over his head to obscure his face. And +— several paces nearer, the gap between them closing +all the time — Harry saw that the thing in the +person’s arms looked like a baby ... or was it merely a +bundle of robes? + +Harry lowered his wand slightly and glanced sideways +at Cedric. Cedric shot him a quizzical look. They both +turned back to watch the approaching figure. + +It stopped beside a towering marble headstone, only +six feet from them. For a second, Harry and Cedric +and the short figure simply looked at one another. + + + +Page | 704 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And then, without warning, Harry’s scar exploded +with pain. It was agony such as he had never felt in +all his life; his wand slipped from his fingers as he put +his hands over his face; his knees buckled; he was on +the ground and he could see nothing at all; his head +was about to split open. + +From far away, above his head, he heard a high, cold +voice say, “Kill the spare.” + +A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched +the words to the night: “Avada KedavraV’ + +A blast of green light blazed through Harry’s eyelids, +and he heard something heavy fall to the ground +beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch +that he retched, and then it diminished; terrified of +what he was about to see, he opened his stinging +eyes. + +Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside +him. He was dead. + +For a second that contained an eternity, Harry stared +into Cedric’s face, at his open gray eyes, blank and +expressionless as the windows of a deserted house, at +his half-open mouth, which looked slightly surprised. +And then, before Harry’s mind had accepted what he +was seeing, before he could feel anything but numb +disbelief, he felt himself being pulled to his feet. + +The short man in the cloak had put down his bundle, +lit his wand, and was dragging Harry toward the +marble headstone. Harry saw the name upon it +flickering in the wandlight before he was forced +around and slammed against it. + +TOM RIDDLE + + + +Page | 705 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The cloaked man was now conjuring tight cords +around Harry, tying him from neck to ankles to the +headstone. Harry could hear shallow, fast breathing +from the depths of the hood; he struggled, and the +man hit him — hit him with a hand that had a finger +missing. And Harry realized who was under the hood. +It was Wormtail. + +“You!” he gasped. + +But Wormtail, who had finished conjuring the ropes, +did not reply; he was busy checking the tightness of +the cords, his fingers trembling uncontrollably, +fumbling over the knots. Once sure that Harry was +bound so tightly to the headstone that he couldn’t +move an inch, Wormtail drew a length of some black +material from the inside of his cloak and stuffed it +roughly into Harry’s mouth; then, without a word, he +turned from Harry and hurried away. Harry couldn’t +make a sound, nor could he see where Wormtail had +gone; he couldn’t turn his head to see beyond the +headstone; he could see only what was right in front +of him. + +Cedric’s body was lying some twenty feet away. Some +way beyond him, glinting in the starlight, lay the +Triwizard Cup. Harry’s wand was on the ground at +Cedric’s feet. The bundle of robes that Harry had +thought was a baby was close by, at the foot of the +grave. It seemed to be stirring fretfully. Harry watched +it, and his scar seared with pain again . . . and he +suddenly knew that he didn’t want to see what was in +those robes ... he didn’t want that bundle opened. ... + +He could hear noises at his feet. He looked down and +saw a gigantic snake slithering through the grass, +circling the headstone where he was tied. Wormtail’s +fast, wheezy breathing was growing louder again. It +sounded as though he was forcing something heavy +Page | 706 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +across the ground. Then he came back within Harry’s +range of vision, and Harry saw him pushing a stone +cauldron to the foot of the grave. It was full of what +seemed to be water — Harry could hear it slopping +around — and it was larger than any cauldron Harry +had ever used; a great stone belly large enough for a +full-grown man to sit in. + +The thing inside the bundle of robes on the ground +was stirring more persistently, as though it was trying +to free itself. Now Wormtail was busying himself at +the bottom of the cauldron with a wand. Suddenly +there were crackling flames beneath it. The large +snake slithered away into the darkness. + +The liquid in the cauldron seemed to heat very fast. +The surface began not only to bubble, but to send out +fiery sparks, as though it were on fire. Steam was +thickening, blurring the outline of Wormtail tending +the fire. The movements beneath the robes became +more agitated. And Harry heard the high, cold voice +again. + +“Hurry\” + +The whole surface of the water was alight with sparks +now. It might have been encrusted with diamonds. + +“It is ready, Master.” + +“Now ...” said the cold voice. + +Wormtail pulled open the robes on the ground, +revealing what was inside them, and Harry let out a +yell that was strangled in the wad of material blocking +his mouth. + +It was as though Wormtail had flipped over a stone +and revealed something ugly, slimy, and blind — but + +Page | 707 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +worse, a hundred times worse. The thing Wormtail +had been carrying had the shape of a crouched +human child, except that Harry had never seen +anything less like a child. It was hairless and scaly - +looking, a dark, raw, reddish black. Its arms and legs +were thin and feeble, and its face — no child alive +ever had a face like that — flat and snakelike, with +gleaming red eyes. + +The thing seemed almost helpless; it raised its thin +arms, put them around Wormtail’s neck, and +Wormtail lifted it. As he did so, his hood fell back, +and Harry saw the look of revulsion on Wormtail’s +weak, pale face in the firelight as he carried the +creature to the rim of the cauldron. For one moment, +Harry saw the evil, flat face illuminated in the sparks +dancing on the surface of the potion. And then +Wormtail lowered the creature into the cauldron; +there was a hiss, and it vanished below the surface; +Harry heard its frail body hit the bottom with a soft +thud. + +Let it drown, Harry thought, his scar burning almost +past endurance, please ... let it drown. ... + +Wormtail was speaking. His voice shook; he seemed +frightened beyond his wits. He raised his wand, +closed his eyes, and spoke to the night. + +“Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew +your son!” + +The surface of the grave at Harry’s feet cracked. +Horrified, Harry watched as a fine trickle of dust rose +into the air at Wormtail’s command and fell softly into +the cauldron. The diamond surface of the water broke +and hissed; it sent sparks in all directions and turned +a vivid, poisonous-looking blue. + + + +Page | 708 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And now Wormtail was whimpering. He pulled a long, +thin, shining silver dagger from inside his cloak. His +voice broke into petrified sobs. + +“ Flesh — of the servant — w-willingly given — you will +— revive — your master.” + +He stretched his right hand out in front of him — the +hand with the missing finger. He gripped the dagger +very tightly in his left hand and swung it upward. + +Harry realized what Wormtail was about to do a +second before it happened — he closed his eyes as +tightly as he could, but he could not block the scream +that pierced the night, that went through Harry as +though he had been stabbed with the dagger too. He +heard something fall to the ground, heard Wormtail’s +anguished panting, then a sickening splash, as +something was dropped into the cauldron. Harry +couldn’t stand to look ... but the potion had turned a +burning red; the light of it shone through Harry’s +closed eyelids... + +Wormtail was gasping and moaning with agony. Not +until Harry felt Wormtail’s anguished breath on his +face did he realize that Wormtail was right in front of +him. + +“B-blood of the enemy ... forcibly taken ... you will ... +resurrect your foe.” + +Harry could do nothing to prevent it, he was tied too +tightly. ... Squinting down, struggling hopelessly at +the ropes binding him, he saw the shining silver +dagger shaking in Wormtail’s remaining hand. He felt +its point penetrate the crook of his right arm and +blood seeping down the sleeve of his torn robes. +Wormtail, still panting with pain, fumbled in his + + + +Page | 709 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pocket for a glass vial and held it to Harry’s cut, so +that a dribble of blood fell into it. + +He staggered back to the cauldron with Harry’s blood. +He poured it inside. The liquid within turned, +instantly, a blinding white. Wormtail, his job done, +dropped to his knees beside the cauldron, then +slumped sideways and lay on the ground, cradling the +bleeding stump of his arm, gasping and sobbing. + +The cauldron was simmering, sending its diamond +sparks in all directions, so blindingly bright that it +turned all else to velvety blackness. Nothing +happened. ... + +Let it have drowned, Harry thought, let it have gone +wrong. ... + +And then, suddenly, the sparks emanating from the +cauldron were extinguished. A surge of white steam +billowed thickly from the cauldron instead, +obliterating everything in front of Harry, so that he +couldn’t see Wormtail or Cedric or anything but vapor +hanging in the air. . . It’s gone wrong, he thought . . . it’s +drowned . . . please . . . please let it be dead. . . + +But then, through the mist in front of him, he saw, +with an icy surge of terror, the dark outline of a man, +tall and skeletally thin, rising slowly from inside the +cauldron. + +“Robe me,” said the high, cold voice from behind the +steam, and Wormtail, sobbing and moaning, still +cradling his mutilated arm, scrambled to pick up the +black robes from the ground, got to his feet, reached +up, and pulled them one-handed over his master’s +head. + + + +Page | 710 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The thin man stepped out of the cauldron, staring at +Harry . . . and Harry stared back into the face that had +haunted his nightmares for three years. Whiter than a +skull, with wide, livid scarlet eyes and a nose that +was flat as a snake’s with slits for nostrils ... + +Lord Voldemort had risen again. + + + +Page | 711 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE DEATH EATERS + +Voldemort looked away from Harry and began +examining his own body. His hands were like large, +pale spiders; his long white fingers caressed his own +chest, his arms, his face; the red eyes, whose pupils +were slits, like a cat’s, gleamed still more brightly +through the darkness. He held up his hands and +flexed the fingers, his expression rapt and exultant. + +He took not the slightest notice of Wormtail, who lay +twitching and bleeding on the ground, nor of the great +snake, which had slithered back into sight and was +circling Harry again, hissing. Voldemort slipped one of +those unnaturally long-fingered hands into a deep +pocket and drew out a wand. He caressed it gently +too; and then he raised it, and pointed it at Wormtail, +who was lifted off the ground and thrown against the +headstone where Harry was tied; he fell to the foot of +it and lay there, crumpled up and crying. Voldemort +turned his scarlet eyes upon Harry, laughing a high, +cold, mirthless laugh. + +Wormtail’s robes were shining with blood now; he had +wrapped the stump of his arm in them. + +Page | 712 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +“My Lord ...” he choked, “my Lord ... you promised ... +you did promise ...” + +“Hold out your arm,” said Voldemort lazily. + +“Oh Master ... thank you, Master ...” + +He extended the bleeding stump, but Voldemort +laughed again. + +“The other arm, Wormtail.” + +“Master, please ... please ...” + +Voldemort bent down and pulled out Wormtail’s left +arm; he forced the sleeve of Wormtail’s robes up past +his elbow, and Harry saw something upon the skin +there, something like a vivid red tattoo — a skull with +a snake protruding from its mouth — the image that +had appeared in the sky at the Quidditch World Cup: +the Dark Mark. Voldemort examined it carefully, +ignoring Wormtail’s uncontrollable weeping. + +“It is back,” he said softly, “they will all have noticed it +... and now, we shall see ... now we shall know ...” + +He pressed his long white forefinger to the brand on +Wormtail’s arm. + +The scar on Harry’s forehead seared with a sharp +pain again, and Wormtail let out a fresh howl; +Voldemort removed his fingers from Wormtail’s mark, +and Harry saw that it had turned jet black. + +A look of cruel satisfaction on his face, Voldemort +straightened up, threw back his head, and stared +around at the dark graveyard. + + + +Page | 713 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How many will be brave enough to return when they +feel it?” he whispered, his gleaming red eyes fixed +upon the stars. “And how many will be foolish enough +to stay away?” + +He began to pace up and down before Harry and +Wormtail, eyes sweeping the graveyard all the while. +After a minute or so, he looked down at Harry again, +a cruel smile twisting his snakelike face. + +“You stand, Harry Potter, upon the remains of my late +father,” he hissed softly. “A Muggle and a fool ... very +like your dear mother. But they both had their uses, +did they not? Your mother died to defend you as a +child . . . and I killed my father, and see how useful he +has proved himself, in death. ...” + +Voldemort laughed again. Up and down he paced, +looking all around him as he walked, and the snake +continued to circle in the grass. + +“You see that house upon the hillside, Potter? My +father lived there. My mother, a witch who lived here +in this village, fell in love with him. But he abandoned +her when she told him what she was. ... He didn’t like +magic, my father . . . + +“He left her and returned to his Muggle parents before +I was even born, Potter, and she died giving birth to +me, leaving me to be raised in a Muggle orphanage ... +but I vowed to find him ... I revenged myself upon +him, that fool who gave me his name . . . Tom Riddle. + + + +Still he paced, his red eyes darting from grave to +grave. + + + +Page | 714 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Listen to me, reliving family history ...” he said +quietly, “why, I am growing quite sentimental. ... But +look, Harry! My true family returns. ...” + +The air was suddenly full of the swishing of cloaks. +Between graves, behind the yew tree, in every +shadowy space, wizards were Apparating. All of them +were hooded and masked. And one by one they moved +forward . . . slowly, cautiously, as though they could +hardly believe their eyes. Voldemort stood in silence, +waiting for them. Then one of the Death Eaters fell to +his knees, crawled toward Voldemort, and kissed the +hem of his black robes. + +“Master ... Master ...” he murmured. + +The Death Eaters behind him did the same; each of +them approaching Voldemort on his knees and +kissing his robes, before backing away and standing +up, forming a silent circle, which enclosed Tom +Riddle’s grave, Harry, Voldemort, and the sobbing and +twitching heap that was Wormtail. Yet they left gaps +in the circle, as though waiting for more people. +Voldemort, however, did not seem to expect more. He +looked around at the hooded faces, and though there +was no wind, a rustling seemed to run around the +circle, as though it had shivered. + +“Welcome, Death Eaters,” said Voldemort quietly. +“Thirteen years ... thirteen years since last we met. + +Yet you answer my call as though it were yesterday. + +... We are still united under the Dark Mark, then! Or +are we?” + +He put back his terrible face and sniffed, his slit-like +nostrils widening. + +“I smell guilt,” he said. “There is a stench of guilt +upon the air.” + +Page | 715 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A second shiver ran around the circle, as though each +member of it longed, but did not dare, to step back +from him. + +“I see you all, whole and healthy, with your powers +intact — such prompt appearances! — and I ask +myself . . . why did this band of wizards never come to +the aid of their master, to whom they swore eternal +loyalty?” + +No one spoke. No one moved except Wormtail, who +was upon the ground, still sobbing over his bleeding +arm. + +“And I answer myself,” whispered Voldemort, “they +must have believed me broken, they thought I was +gone. They slipped back among my enemies, and they +pleaded innocence, and ignorance, and bewitchment. + + + +“And then I ask myself, but how could they have +believed I would not rise again? They, who knew the +steps I took, long ago, to guard myself against mortal +death? They, who had seen proofs of the immensity of +my power in the times when I was mightier than any +wizard living? + +“And I answer myself, perhaps they believed a still +greater power could exist, one that could vanquish +even Lord Voldemort ... perhaps they now pay +allegiance to another . . . perhaps that champion of +commoners, of Mudbloods and Muggles, Albus +Dumbledore?” + +At the mention of Dumbledore’s name, the members +of the circle stirred, and some muttered and shook +their heads. Voldemort ignored them. + + + +Page | 716 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It is a disappointment to me ... I confess myself +disappointed. ...” + +One of the men suddenly flung himself forward, +breaking the circle. Trembling from head to foot, he +collapsed at Voldemort’s feet. + +“Master!” he shrieked, “Master, forgive me! Forgive us +all!” + +Voldemort began to laugh. He raised his wand. + +“ Cruciol ” + +The Death Eater on the ground writhed and shrieked; +Harry was sure the sound must carry to the houses +around. ... Let the police come, he thought desperately +... anyone ... anything ... + + + +Voldemort raised his wand. The tortured Death Eater +lay flat upon the ground, gasping. + +“Get up, Avery,” said Voldemort softly. “Stand up. You +ask for forgiveness? I do not forgive. I do not forget. +Thirteen long years ... I want thirteen years’ +repayment before I forgive you. Wormtail here has +paid some of his debt already, have you not, +Wormtail?” + +He looked down at Wormtail, who continued to sob. + +“You returned to me, not out of loyalty, but out of fear +of your old friends. You deserve this pain, Wormtail. +You know that, don’t you?” + +“Yes, Master,” moaned Wormtail, “please, Master ... +please ...” + + + +Page | 717 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yet you helped return me to my body,” said +Voldemort coolly, watching Wormtail sob on the +ground. “Worthless and traitorous as you are, you +helped me . . . and Lord Voldemort rewards his +helpers. ...” + +Voldemort raised his wand again and whirled it +through the air. A streak of what looked like molten +silver hung shining in the wand’s wake. Momentarily +shapeless, it writhed and then formed itself into a +gleaming replica of a human hand, bright as +moonlight, which soared downward and fixed itself +upon Wormtail’s bleeding wrist. + +Wormtail’s sobbing stopped abruptly. His breathing +harsh and ragged, he raised his head and stared in +disbelief at the silver hand, now attached seamlessly +to his arm, as though he were wearing a dazzling +glove. He flexed the shining fingers, then, trembling, +picked up a small twig on the ground and crushed it +into powder. + +“My Lord,” he whispered. “Master ... it is beautiful ... +thank you ... thank you. ...” + +He scrambled forward on his knees and kissed the +hem of Voldemort’s robes. + +“May your loyalty never waver again, Wormtail,” said +Voldemort. + +“No, my Lord ... never, my Lord ...” + +Wormtail stood up and took his place in the circle, +staring at his powerful new hand, his face still +shining with tears. Voldemort now approached the +man on Wormtail’s right. + + + +Page | 718 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lucius, my slippery friend,” he whispered, halting +before him. “I am told that you have not renounced +the old ways, though to the world you present a +respectable face. You are still ready to take the lead in +a spot of Muggle-torture, I believe? Yet you never tried +to find me, Lucius. ... Your exploits at the Quidditch +World Cup were fun, I daresay ... but might not your +energies have been better directed toward finding and +aiding your master?” + +“My Lord, I was constantly on the alert,” came Lucius +Malfoy’s voice swiftly from beneath the hood. “Had +there been any sign from you, any whisper of your +whereabouts, I would have been at your side +immediately, nothing could have prevented me — ” + +“And yet you ran from my Mark, when a faithful +Death Eater sent it into the sky last summer?” said +Voldemort lazily, and Mr. Malfoy stopped talking +abruptly. “Yes, I know all about that, Lucius. ... You +have disappointed me. ... I expect more faithful +service in the future.” + +“Of course, my Lord, of course. ... You are merciful, +thank you. ...” + +Voldemort moved on, and stopped, staring at the +space — large enough for two people — that +separated Malfoy and the next man. + +“The Lestranges should stand here,” said Voldemort +quietly. “But they are entombed in Azkaban. They +were faithful. They went to Azkaban rather than +renounce me. ... When Azkaban is broken open, the +Lestranges will be honored beyond their dreams. The +dementors will join us ... they are our natural allies ... +we will recall the banished giants ... I shall have all +my devoted servants returned to me, and an army of +creatures whom all fear. ...” + +Page | 719 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He walked on. Some of the Death Eaters he passed in +silence, but he paused before others and spoke to +them. + +“Macnair . . . destroying dangerous beasts for the +Ministry of Magic now, Wormtail tells me? You shall +have better victims than that soon, Macnair. Lord +Voldemort will provide. ...” + +“Thank you, Master ... thank you,” murmured +Macnair. + +“And here” — Voldemort moved on to the two largest +hooded figures — “we have Crabbe . . . you will do +better this time, will you not, Crabbe? And you, +Goyle?” + +They bowed clumsily, muttering dully. + +“Yes, Master ...” + +“We will, Master. ...” + +“The same goes for you, Nott,” said Voldemort quietly +as he walked past a stooped figure in Mr. Goyle ’s +shadow. + +“My Lord, I prostrate myself before you, I am your +most faithful — ” + +“That will do,” said Voldemort. + +He had reached the largest gap of all, and he stood +surveying it with his blank, red eyes, as though he +could see people standing there. + +“And here we have six missing Death Eaters . . . three +dead in my service. One, too cowardly to return ... he +will pay. One, who I believe has left me forever ... he + +Page | 720 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +will be killed, of course ... and one, who remains my +most faithful servant, and who has already reentered +my service.” + +The Death Eaters stirred, and Harry saw their eyes +dart sideways at one another through their masks. + +“He is at Hogwarts, that faithful servant, and it was +through his efforts that our young friend arrived here +tonight. ... + +“Yes,” said Voldemort, a grin curling his lipless mouth +as the eyes of the circle flashed in Harry’s direction. +“Harry Potter has kindly joined us for my rebirthing +party. One might go so far as to call him my guest of +honor.” + +There was a silence. Then the Death Eater to the right +of Wormtail stepped forward, and Lucius Malfoy’s +voice spoke from under the mask. + +“Master, we crave to know . . . we beg you to tell us . . . +how you have achieved this . . . this miracle . . . how +you managed to return to us. ...” + +“Ah, what a story it is, Lucius,” said Voldemort. “And +it begins — and ends — with my young friend here.” + +He walked lazily over to stand next to Harry, so that +the eyes of the whole circle were upon the two of +them. The snake continued to circle. + +“You know, of course, that they have called this boy +my downfall?” Voldemort said softly, his red eyes +upon Harry, whose scar began to burn so fiercely that +he almost screamed in agony. “You all know that on +the night I lost my powers and my body, I tried to kill +him. His mother died in the attempt to save him — +and unwittingly provided him with a protection I +Page | 721 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +admit I had not foreseen. ... I could not touch the +boy.” + +Voldemort raised one of his long white fingers and put +it very close to Harry’s cheek. + +“His mother left upon him the traces of her sacrifice. + +. . . This is old magic, I should have remembered it, I +was foolish to overlook it . . . but no matter. I can +touch him now.” + +Harry felt the cold tip of the long white finger touch +him, and thought his head would burst with the pain. +Voldemort laughed softly in his ear, then took the +finger away and continued addressing the Death +Eaters. + +“I miscalculated, my friends, I admit it. My curse was +deflected by the woman’s foolish sacrifice, and it +rebounded upon myself. Aaah . . . pain beyond pain, +my friends; nothing could have prepared me for it. I +was ripped from my body, I was less than spirit, less +than the meanest ghost ... but still, I was alive. What +I was, even I do not know ... I, who have gone further +than anybody along the path that leads to +immortality. You know my goal — to conquer death. +And now, I was tested, and it appeared that one or +more of my experiments had worked . . . for I had not +been killed, though the curse should have done it. +Nevertheless, I was as powerless as the weakest +creature alive, and without the means to help myself +. . . for I had no body, and every spell that might have +helped me required the use of a wand. ... + +“I remember only forcing myself, sleeplessly, +endlessly, second by second, to exist. ... I settled in a +faraway place, in a forest, and I waited. ... Surely, one +of my faithful Death Eaters would try and find me . . . +one of them would come and perform the magic I +Page | 722 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could not, to restore me to a body . . . but I waited in +vain. ...” + +The shiver ran once more around the circle of +listening Death Eaters. Voldemort let the silence +spiral horribly before continuing. + +“Only one power remained to me. I could possess the +bodies of others. But I dared not go where other +humans were plentiful, for I knew that the Aurors +were still abroad and searching for me. I sometimes +inhabited animals — snakes, of course, being my +preference — but I was little better off inside them +than as pure spirit, for their bodies were ill adapted to +perform magic ... and my possession of them +shortened their lives; none of them lasted long. ... + +“Then . . . four years ago . . . the means for my return +seemed assured. A wizard — young, foolish, and +gullible — wandered across my path in the forest I +had made my home. Oh, he seemed the very chance I +had been dreaming of . . . for he was a teacher at +Dumbledore’s school ... he was easy to bend to my +will ... he brought me back to this country, and after +a while, I took possession of his body, to supervise +him closely as he carried out my orders. But my plan +failed. I did not manage to steal the Sorcerer’s Stone. I +was not to be assured immortal life. I was thwarted ... +thwarted, once again, by Harry Potter. ...” + +Silence once more; nothing was stirring, not even the +leaves on the yew tree. The Death Eaters were quite +motionless, the glittering eyes in their masks fixed +upon Voldemort, and upon Harry. + +“The servant died when I left his body, and I was left +as weak as ever I had been,” Voldemort continued. “I +returned to my hiding place far away, and I will not +pretend to you that I didn’t then fear that I might + +Page | 723 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +never regain my powers. ... Yes, that was perhaps my +darkest hour ... I could not hope that I would be sent +another wizard to possess ... and I had given up hope, +now, that any of my Death Eaters cared what had +become of me. ...” + +One or two of the masked wizards in the circle moved +uncomfortably, but Voldemort took no notice. + +“And then, not even a year ago, when I had almost +abandoned hope, it happened at last ... a servant +returned to me. Wormtail here, who had faked his +own death to escape justice, was driven out of hiding +by those he had once counted friends, and decided to +return to his master. He sought me in the country +where it had long been rumored I was hiding . . . +helped, of course, by the rats he met along the way. +Wormtail has a curious affinity with rats, do you not, +Wormtail? His filthy little friends told him there was a +place, deep in an Albanian forest, that they avoided, +where small animals like themselves had met their +deaths by a dark shadow that possessed them. ... + +“But his journey back to me was not smooth, was it, +Wormtail? For, hungry one night, on the edge of the +very forest where he had hoped to find me, he +foolishly stopped at an inn for some food . . . and who +should he meet there, but one Bertha Jorkins, a +witch from the Ministry of Magic. + +“Now see the way that fate favors Lord Voldemort. + +This might have been the end of Wormtail, and of my +last hope for regeneration. But Wormtail — displaying +a presence of mind I would never have expected from +him — convinced Bertha Jorkins to accompany him +on a nighttime stroll. He overpowered her ... he +brought her to me. And Bertha Jorkins, who might +have ruined all, proved instead to be a gift beyond my + + + +Page | 724 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wildest dreams . . . for — with a little persuasion — she +became a veritable mine of information. + +“She told me that the Triwizard Tournament would be +played at Hogwarts this year. She told me that she +knew of a faithful Death Eater who would be only too +willing to help me, if I could only contact him. She +told me many things . . . but the means I used to break +the Memory Charm upon her were powerful, and +when I had extracted all useful information from her, +her mind and body were both damaged beyond repair. +She had now served her purpose. I could not possess +her. I disposed of her.” + +Voldemort smiled his terrible smile, his red eyes +blank and pitiless. + +“Wormtail’s body, of course, was ill adapted for +possession, as all assumed him dead, and would +attract far too much attention if noticed. However, he +was the able-bodied servant I needed, and, poor +wizard though he is, Wormtail was able to follow the +instructions I gave him, which would return me to a +rudimentary, weak body of my own, a body I would be +able to inhabit while awaiting the essential +ingredients for true rebirth ... a spell or two of my +own invention ... a little help from my dear Nagini,” +Voldemort’s red eyes fell upon the continually circling +snake, “a potion concocted from unicorn blood, and +the snake venom Nagini provided ... I was soon +returned to an almost human form, and strong +enough to travel. + +“There was no hope of stealing the Sorcerer’s Stone +anymore, for I knew that Dumbledore would have +seen to it that it was destroyed. But I was willing to +embrace mortal life again, before chasing immortality. +I set my sights lower ... I would settle for my old body +back again, and my old strength. + +Page | 725 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I knew that to achieve this — it is an old piece of +Dark Magic, the potion that revived me tonight — I +would need three powerful ingredients. Well, one of +them was already at hand, was it not, Wormtail? + +Flesh given by a servant. ... + +“My father’s bone, naturally, meant that we would +have to come here, where he was buried. But the +blood of a foe ... Wormtail would have had me use any +wizard, would you not, Wormtail? Any wizard who +had hated me ... as so many of them still do. But I +knew the one I must use, if I was to rise again, more +powerful than I had been when I had fallen. I wanted +Harry Potter’s blood. I wanted the blood of the one +who had stripped me of power thirteen years ago . . . +for the lingering protection his mother once gave him +would then reside in my veins too. ... + +“But how to get at Harry Potter? For he has been +better protected than I think even he knows, +protected in ways devised by Dumbledore long ago, +when it fell to him to arrange the boy’s future. +Dumbledore invoked an ancient magic, to ensure the +boy’s protection as long as he is in his relations’ care. +Not even I can touch him there. ... Then, of course, +there was the Quidditch World Cup. ... I thought his +protection might be weaker there, away from his +relations and Dumbledore, but I was not yet strong +enough to attempt kidnap in the midst of a horde of +Ministry wizards. And then, the boy would return to +Hogwarts, where he is under the crooked nose of that +Muggle-loving fool from morning until night. So how +could I take him? + +“Why ... by using Bertha Jorkins’s information, of +course. Use my one faithful Death Eater, stationed at +Hogwarts, to ensure that the boy’s name was entered +into the Goblet of Fire. Use my Death Eater to ensure +that the boy won the tournament — that he touched +Page | 726 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the Triwizard Cup first — the cup which my Death +Eater had turned into a Portkey, which would bring +him here, beyond the reach of Dumbledore’s help and +protection, and into my waiting arms. And here he is +... the boy you all believed had been my downfall...” + +Voldemort moved slowly forward and turned to face +Harry. He raised his wand. + +“Crucio\” + +It was pain beyond anything Harry had ever +experienced; his very bones were on fire; his head was +surely splitting along his scar; his eyes were rolling +madly in his head; he wanted it to end ... to black out +...to die ... + +And then it was gone. He was hanging limply in the +ropes binding him to the headstone of Voldemort’s +father, looking up into those bright red eyes through +a kind of mist. The night was ringing with the sound +of the Death Eaters’ laughter. + +“You see, I think, how foolish it was to suppose that +this boy could ever have been stronger than me,” said +Voldemort. “But I want there to be no mistake in +anybody’s mind. Harry Potter escaped me by a lucky +chance. And I am now going to prove my power by +killing him, here and now, in front of you all, when +there is no Dumbledore to help him, and no mother to +die for him. I will give him his chance. He will be +allowed to fight, and you will be left in no doubt +which of us is the stronger. Just a little longer, +Nagini,” he whispered, and the snake glided away +through the grass to where the Death Eaters stood +watching. + +“Now untie him, Wormtail, and give him back his +wand.” + +Page | 727 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +PRIORI INCANTATEM + +Wormtail approached Harry, who scrambled to find +his feet, to support his own weight before the ropes +were untied. Wormtail raised his new silver hand, +pulled out the wad of material gagging Harry, and +then, with one swipe, cut through the bonds tying +Harry to the gravestone. + +There was a split second, perhaps, when Harry might +have considered running for it, but his injured leg +shook under him as he stood on the overgrown grave, +as the Death Eaters closed ranks, forming a tighter +circle around him and Voldemort, so that the gaps +where the missing Death Eaters should have stood +were filled. Wormtail walked out of the circle to the +place where Cedric’s body lay and returned with +Harry’s wand, which he thrust roughly into Harry’s +hand without looking at him. Then Wormtail resumed +his place in the circle of watching Death Eaters. + +“You have been taught how to duel, Harry Potter?” +said Voldemort softly, his red eyes glinting through +the darkness. + +Page | 728 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +At these words Harry remembered, as though from a +former life, the dueling club at Hogwarts he had +attended briefly two years ago. ... All he had learned +there was the Disarming Spell, “ Expelliarmus” ... and +what use would it be to deprive Voldemort of his +wand, even if he could, when he was surrounded by +Death Eaters, outnumbered by at least thirty to one? +He had never learned anything that could possibly fit +him for this. He knew he was facing the thing against +which Moody had always warned . . . the un-blockable +Avada Kedavra curse — and Voldemort was right — +his mother was not here to die for him this time. ... + +He was quite unprotected. ... + +“We bow to each other, Harry,” said Voldemort, +bending a little, but keeping his snakelike face +upturned to Harry. “Come, the niceties must be +observed. ... Dumbledore would like you to show +manners. ... Bow to death, Harry. ...” + +The Death Eaters were laughing again. Voldemort’s +lipless mouth was smiling. Harry did not bow. He was +not going to let Voldemort play with him before killing +him ... he was not going to give him that satisfaction. + + + +“I said, bow,” Voldemort said, raising his wand — and +Harry felt his spine curve as though a huge, invisible +hand were bending him ruthlessly forward, and the +Death Eaters laughed harder than ever. + +“Very good,” said Voldemort softly, and as he raised +his wand the pressure bearing down upon Harry lifted +too. “And now you face me, like a man ... straight- +backed and proud, the way your father died. ... + +“And now — we duel.” + + + +Page | 729 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort raised his wand, and before Harry could do +anything to defend himself, before he could even +move, he had been hit again by the Cruciatus Curse. +The pain was so intense, so all-consuming, that he no +longer knew where he was. ... White-hot knives were +piercing every inch of his skin, his head was surely +going to burst with pain, he was screaming more +loudly than he’d ever screamed in his life — + +And then it stopped. Harry rolled over and scrambled +to his feet; he was shaking as uncontrollably as +Wormtail had done when his hand had been cut off; +he staggered sideways into the wall of watching Death +Eaters, and they pushed him away, back toward +Voldemort. + +“A little break,” said Voldemort, the slit-like nostrils +dilating with excitement, “a little pause . . . That hurt, +didn’t it, Harry? You don’t want me to do that again, +do you?” + +Harry didn’t answer. He was going to die like Cedric, +those pitiless red eyes were telling him so ... he was +going to die, and there was nothing he could do about +it... but he wasn’t going to play along. He wasn’t going +to obey Voldemort ... he wasn’t going to beg. ... + +“I asked you whether you want me to do that again,” +said Voldemort softly. “Answer me! ImperioV’ + +And Harry felt, for the third time in his life, the +sensation that his mind had been wiped of all +thought. ... Ah, it was bliss, not to think, it was as +though he were floating, dreaming ... just answer no +. . . say no ... just answer no. . . . + +I will not, said a stronger voice, in the back of his +head, I won’t answer. ... + + + +Page | 730 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Just answer no. ... + + + +I won’t do it, I won’t say it. ... + +Just answer no. ... + +“I WONT!” + +And these words burst from Harry’s mouth; they +echoed through the graveyard, and the dream state +was lifted as suddenly as though cold water had been +thrown over him — back rushed the aches that the +Cruciatus Curse had left all over his body — back +rushed the realization of where he was, and what he +was facing. ... + +“You won’t?” said Voldemort quietly, and the Death +Eaters were not laughing now. “You won’t say no? +Harry, obedience is a virtue I need to teach you before +you die. ... Perhaps another little dose of pain?” + +Voldemort raised his wand, but this time Harry was +ready; with the reflexes born of his Quidditch +training, he flung himself sideways onto the ground; +he rolled behind the marble headstone of Voldemort’s +father, and he heard it crack as the curse missed +him. + +“We are not playing hide-and-seek, Harry,” said +Voldemort’s soft, cold voice, drawing nearer, as the +Death Eaters laughed. “You cannot hide from me. + +Does this mean you are tired of our duel? Does this +mean that you would prefer me to finish it now, + +Harry? Come out, Harry . . . come out and play, then +...it will be quick ... it might even be painless ... I +would not know ... I have never died. ...” + +Harry crouched behind the headstone and knew the +end had come. There was no hope ... no help to be + +Page | 731 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +had. And as he heard Voldemort draw nearer still, he +knew one thing only, and it was beyond fear or +reason: He was not going to die crouching here like a +child playing hide-and-seek; he was not going to die +kneeling at Voldemort’s feet ... he was going to die +upright like his father, and he was going to die trying +to defend himself, even if no defense was possible. ... + +Before Voldemort could stick his snakelike face +around the headstone, Harry stood up ... he gripped +his wand tightly in his hand, thrust it out in front of +him, and threw himself around the headstone, facing +Voldemort. + +Voldemort was ready. As Harry shouted, + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ Voldemort cried, “Avada KedavraV’ + +A jet of green light issued from Voldemort’s wand just +as a jet of red light blasted from Harry’s — they met +in midair — and suddenly Harry’s wand was vibrating +as though an electric charge were surging through it; +his hand seized up around it; he couldn’t have +released it if he’d wanted to — and a narrow beam of +light connected the two wands, neither red nor green, +but bright, deep gold. Harry, following the beam with +his astonished gaze, saw that Voldemort’s long white +fingers too were gripping a wand that was shaking +and vibrating. + +And then — nothing could have prepared Harry for +this — he felt his feet lift from the ground. He and +Voldemort were both being raised into the air, their +wands still connected by that thread of shimmering +golden light. They glided away from the tombstone of +Voldemort’s father and then came to rest on a patch +of ground that was clear and free of graves. ... The +Death Eaters were shouting; they were asking +Voldemort for instructions; they were closing in, +reforming the circle around Harry and Voldemort, the +Page | 732 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +snake slithering at their heels, some of them drawing +their wands — + + + +The golden thread connecting Harry and Voldemort +splintered; though the wands remained connected, a +thousand more beams arced high over Harry and +Voldemort, crisscrossing all around them, until they +were enclosed in a golden, dome-shaped web, a cage +of light, beyond which the Death Eaters circled like +jackals, their cries strangely muffled now. ... + +“Do nothing!” Voldemort shrieked to the Death +Eaters, and Harry saw his red eyes wide with +astonishment at what was happening, saw him +fighting to break the thread of light still connecting +his wand with Harry’s; Harry held onto his wand +more tightly, with both hands, and the golden thread +remained unbroken. “Do nothing unless I command +you!” Voldemort shouted to the Death Eaters. + +And then an unearthly and beautiful sound filled the +air. ... It was coming from every thread of the light- +spun web vibrating around Harry and Voldemort. It +was a sound Harry recognized, though he had heard +it only once before in his life: phoenix song. + +It was the sound of hope to Harry . . . the most +beautiful and welcome thing he had ever heard in his +life. ... He felt as though the song were inside him +instead of just around him. ... It was the sound he +connected with Dumbledore, and it was almost as +though a friend were speaking in his ear. . . . + +Don’t break the connection. + +I know, Harry told the music, I know I mustn’t ... but +no sooner had he thought it, than the thing became +much harder to do. His wand began to vibrate more +powerfully than ever . . . and now the beam between + +Page | 733 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -J.K. Rowling + + + + +him and Voldemort changed too ... it was as though +large beads of light were sliding up and down the +thread connecting the wands — Harry felt his wand +give a shudder under his hand as the light beads +began to slide slowly and steadily his way. . . . The +direction of the beam’s movement was now toward +him, from Voldemort, and he felt his wand shudder +angrily. ... + +As the closest bead of light moved nearer to Harry’s +wand tip, the wood beneath his fingers grew so hot he +feared it would burst into flame. The closer that bead +moved, the harder Harry’s wand vibrated; he was sure +his wand would not survive contact with it; it felt as +though it was about to shatter under his fingers — + +He concentrated every last particle of his mind upon +forcing the bead back toward Voldemort, his ears full +of phoenix song, his eyes furious, fixed ... and slowly, +very slowly, the beads quivered to a halt, and then, +just as slowly, they began to move the other way ... +and it was Voldemort ’s wand that was vibrating extra- +hard now ... Voldemort who looked astonished, and +almost fearful. ... + +One of the beads of light was quivering, inches from +the tip of Voldemort’s wand. Harry didn’t understand +why he was doing it, didn’t know what it might +achieve . . . but he now concentrated as he had never +done in his life on forcing that bead of light right back +into Voldemort’s wand ... and slowly ... very slowly ... +it moved along the golden thread ... it trembled for a +moment... and then it connected. ... + +At once, Voldemort’s wand began to emit echoing +screams of pain ... then — Voldemort’s red eyes +widened with shock — a dense, smoky hand flew out +of the tip of it and vanished . . . the ghost of the hand +he had made Wormtail ... more shouts of pain ... and +Page | 734 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +then something much larger began to blossom from +Voldemort’s wand tip, a great, grayish something, +that looked as though it were made of the solidest, +densest smoke. ... It was a head ... now a chest and +arms . . . the torso of Cedric Diggory. + +If ever Harry might have released his wand from +shock, it would have been then, but instinct kept him +clutching his wand tightly, so that the thread of +golden light remained unbroken, even though the +thick gray ghost of Cedric Diggory (was it a ghost? it +looked so solid) emerged in its entirety from the end of +Voldemort’s wand, as though it were squeezing itself +out of a very narrow tunnel . . . and this shade of +Cedric stood up, and looked up and down the golden +thread of light, and spoke. + +“Hold on, Harry,” it said. + +Its voice was distant and echoing. Harry looked at +Voldemort . . . his wide red eyes were still shocked . . . +he had no more expected this than Harry had . . . and, +very dimly, Harry heard the frightened yells of the +Death Eaters, prowling around the edges of the +golden dome. ... + +More screams of pain from the wand . . . and then +something else emerged from its tip . . . the dense +shadow of a second head, quickly followed by arms +and torso ... an old man Harry had seen only in a +dream was now pushing himself out of the end of the +wand just as Cedric had done ... and his ghost, or his +shadow, or whatever it was, fell next to Cedric’s, and +surveyed Harry and Voldemort, and the golden web, +and the connected wands, with mild surprise, leaning +on his walking stick. . . . + + + +Page | 735 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He was a real wizard, then?” the old man said, his +eyes on Voldemort. “Killed me, that one did. ... You +fight him, boy. ...” + +But already, yet another head was emerging . . . and +this head, gray as a smoky statue, was a woman’s. ... +Harry, both arms shaking now as he fought to keep +his wand still, saw her drop to the ground and +straighten up like the others, staring. ... + +The shadow of Bertha Jorkins surveyed the battle +before her with wide eyes. + +“Don’t let go, now!” she cried, and her voice echoed +like Cedric’s as though from very far away. “Don’t let +him get you, Harry — don’t let go!” + +She and the other two shadowy figures began to pace +around the inner walls of the golden web, while the +Death Eaters flitted around the outside of it ... and +Voldemort’s dead victims whispered as they circled +the duelers, whispered words of encouragement to +Harry, and hissed words Harry couldn’t hear to +Voldemort. + +And now another head was emerging from the tip of +Voldemort’s wand ... and Harry knew when he saw it +who it would be ... he knew, as though he had +expected it from the moment when Cedric had +appeared from the wand . . . knew, because the woman +was the one he’d thought of more than any other +tonight. ... + +The smoky shadow of a young woman with long hair +fell to the ground as Bertha had done, straightened +up, and looked at him ... and Harry, his arms shaking +madly now, looked back into the ghostly face of his +mother. + + + +Page | 736 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Your father’s coming ...” she said quietly. “Hold on +for your father ... it will be all right ... hold on. ...” + +And he came . . . first his head, then his body . . . tall +and untidy-haired like Harry, the smoky, shadowy +form of James Potter blossomed from the end of +Voldemort’s wand, fell to the ground, and +straightened like his wife. He walked close to Harry, +looking down at him, and he spoke in the same +distant, echoing voice as the others, but quietly, so +that Voldemort, his face now livid with fear as his +victims prowled around him, could not hear. . . . + +“When the connection is broken, we will linger for +only moments . . . but we will give you time . . . you +must get to the Portkey, it will return you to Hogwarts +... do you understand, Harry?” + +“Yes,” Harry gasped, fighting now to keep a hold on +his wand, which was slipping and sliding beneath his +fingers. + +“Harry ...” whispered the figure of Cedric, “take my +body back, will you? Take my body back to my +parents. ...” + +“I will,” said Harry, his face screwed up with the effort +of holding the wand. + +“Do it now,” whispered his father’s voice, “be ready to +run ... do it now. ...” + +“NOW!” Harry yelled; he didn’t think he could have +held on for another moment anyway — he pulled his +wand upward with an almighty wrench, and the +golden thread broke; the cage of light vanished, the +phoenix song died — but the shadowy figures of +Voldemort’s victims did not disappear — they were + + + +Page | 737 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +closing in upon Voldemort, shielding Harry from his +gaze — + +And Harry ran as he had never run in his life, +knocking two stunned Death Eaters aside as he +passed; he zigzagged behind headstones, feeling their +curses following him, hearing them hit the +headstones — he was dodging curses and graves, +pelting toward Cedric’s body, no longer aware of the +pain in his leg, his whole being concentrated on what +he had to do — + +“Stun him\” he heard Voldemort scream. + +Ten feet from Cedric, Harry dived behind a marble +angel to avoid the jets of red light and saw the tip of +its wing shatter as the spells hit it. Gripping his wand +more tightly, he dashed out from behind the angel — + +“Impedimental” he bellowed, pointing his wand wildly +over his shoulder at the Death Eaters running at him. + +From a muffled yell, he thought he had stopped at +least one of them, but there was no time to stop and +look; he jumped over the cup and dived as he heard +more wand blasts behind him; more jets of light flew +over his head as he fell, stretching out his hand to +grab Cedric’s arm — + +“Stand aside! I will kill him! He is mine!” shrieked +Voldemort. + +Harry’s hand had closed on Cedric’s wrist; one +tombstone stood between him and Voldemort, but +Cedric was too heavy to carry, and the cup was out of +reach — + + + +Page | 738 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort’s red eyes flamed in the darkness. Harry +saw his mouth curl into a smile, saw him raise his +wand. + +“Acciol” Harry yelled, pointing his wand at the +Triwizard Cup. + +It flew into the air and soared toward him. Harry +caught it by the handle — + +He heard Voldemort’s scream of fury at the same +moment that he felt the jerk behind his navel that +meant the Portkey had worked — it was speeding him +away in a whirl of wind and color, and Cedric along +with him. ... They were going back. + + + +Page | 739 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +VERITASERUM + +Harry felt himself slam flat into the ground; his face +was pressed into grass; the smell of it filled his +nostrils. He had closed his eyes while the Portkey +transported him, and he kept them closed now. He +did not move. All the breath seemed to have been +knocked out of him; his head was swimming so badly +he felt as though the ground beneath him were +swaying like the deck of a ship. To hold himself +steady, he tightened his hold on the two things he +was still clutching: the smooth, cold handle of the Tri- +wizard Cup and Cedric’s body. He felt as though he +would slide away into the blackness gathering at the +edges of his brain if he let go of either of them. Shock +and exhaustion kept him on the ground, breathing in +the smell of the grass, waiting ... waiting for someone +to do something . . . something to happen . . . and all +the while, his scar burned dully on his forehead. ... + +A torrent of sound deafened and confused him; there +were voices everywhere, footsteps, screams. ... He +remained where he was, his face screwed up against + + + +Page | 740 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +the noise, as though it were a nightmare that would +pass. ... + +Then a pair of hands seized him roughly and turned +him over. + +“Harry! HarryV’ + +He opened his eyes. + +He was looking up at the starry sky, and Albus +Dumbledore was crouched over him. The dark +shadows of a crowd of people pressed in around +them, pushing nearer; Harry felt the ground beneath +his head reverberating with their footsteps. + +He had come back to the edge of the maze. He could +see the stands rising above him, the shapes of people +moving in them, the stars above. + +Harry let go of the cup, but he clutched Cedric to him +even more tightly. He raised his free hand and seized +Dumbledore ’s wrist, while Dumbledore ’s face swam in +and out of focus. + +“He’s back,” Harry whispered. “He’s back. Voldemort.” + +“What’s going on? What’s happened?” + +The face of Cornelius Fudge appeared upside down +over Harry; it looked white, appalled. + +“My God — Diggory!” it whispered. “Dumbledore — +he’s dead!” + +The words were repeated, the shadowy figures +pressing in on them gasped it to those around them +. . . and then others shouted it — screeched it — into + + + +Page | 741 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the night — “He’s dead!” “He’s dead!” “Cedric Diggory! +Dead).” + + + +“Harry, let go of him,” he heard Fudge��s voice say, and +he felt fingers trying to pry him from Cedric’s limp +body, but Harry wouldn’t let him go. Then +Dumbledore’s face, which was still blurred and +misted, came closer. + +“Harry, you can’t help him now. It’s over. Let go.” + +“He wanted me to bring him back,” Harry muttered — +it seemed important to explain this. “He wanted me to +bring him back to his parents. ...” + +“That’s right, Harry ... just let go now. ...” + +Dumbledore bent down, and with extraordinary +strength for a man so old and thin, raised Harry from +the ground and set him on his feet. Harry swayed. His +head was pounding. His injured leg would no longer +support his weight. The crowd around them jostled, +fighting to get closer, pressing darkly in on him — +“What’s happened?” “What’s wrong with him?” + +“Dig gory’s dead\” + +“He’ll need to go to the hospital wing!” Fudge was +saying loudly. “He’s ill, he’s injured — Dumbledore, +Diggory’s parents, they’re here, they’re in the stands. + + + +“I’ll take Harry, Dumbledore, I’ll take him — ” + +“No, I would prefer — ” + +“Dumbledore, Amos Diggory’s running ... he’s coming +over. ... Don’t you think you should tell him — before +he sees — ?” + +Page | 742 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, stay here — ” + + + +Girls were screaming, sobbing hysterically. . . . The +scene flickered oddly before Harry’s eyes. ... + +“It’s all right, son, I’ve got you ... come on ... hospital +wing ...” + +“Dumbledore said stay,” said Harry thickly, the +pounding in his scar making him feel as though he +was about to throw up; his vision was blurring worse +than ever. + +“You need to lie down. ... Come on now. ...” + +Someone larger and stronger than he was was half +pulling, half carrying him through the frightened +crowd. Harry heard people gasping, screaming, and +shouting as the man supporting him pushed a path +through them, taking him back to the castle. Across +the lawn, past the lake and the Durmstrang ship, +Harry heard nothing but the heavy breathing of the +man helping him walk. + +“What happened, Harry?” the man asked at last as he +lifted Harry up the stone steps. Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. + +It was Mad-Eye Moody. + +“Cup was a Portkey,” said Harry as they crossed the +entrance hall. “Took me and Cedric to a graveyard ... +and Voldemort was there ... Lord Voldemort ...” + +Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. Up the marble stairs ... + +“The Dark Lord was there? What happened then?” + +“Killed Cedric ... they killed Cedric. ...” + +“And then?” + +Page | 743 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. Along the corridor . . . + +“Made a potion ... got his body back. ...” + +“The Dark Lord got his body back? He’s returned?” +“And the Death Eaters came ... and then we dueled. + + + +“You dueled with the Dark Lord?” + +“Got away . . . my wand . . . did something funny. ... I +saw my mum and dad ... they came out of his wand. + + + +“In here, Harry ... in here, and sit down. ... You’ll be +all right now ... drink this. ...” + +Harry heard a key scrape in a lock and felt a cup +being pushed into his hands. + +“Drink it ... you’ll feel better ... come on, now, Harry, I +need to know exactly what happened. ...” + +Moody helped tip the stuff down Harry’s throat; he +coughed, a peppery taste burning his throat. Moody’s +office came into sharper focus, and so did Moody +himself. ... He looked as white as Fudge had looked, +and both eyes were fixed unblinkingly upon Harry’s +face. + +“Voldemort’s back, Harry? You’re sure he’s back? How +did he do it?” + +“He took stuff from his father’s grave, and from +Wormtail, and me,” said Harry. His head felt clearer; +his scar wasn’t hurting so badly; he could now see +Moody’s face distinctly, even though the office was + + + +Page | 744 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dark. He could still hear screaming and shouting +from the distant Quidditch field. + + + +“What did the Dark Lord take from you?” said Moody. + +“Blood,” said Harry, raising his arm. His sleeve was +ripped where Wormtail’s dagger had torn it. + +Moody let out his breath in a long, low hiss. + +“And the Death Eaters? They returned?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “Loads of them ...” + +“How did he treat them?” Moody asked quietly. “Did +he forgive them?” + +But Harry had suddenly remembered. He should have +told Dumbledore, he should have said it straightaway + + + +“There’s a Death Eater at Hogwarts! There’s a Death +Eater here — they put my name in the Goblet of Fire, +they made sure I got through to the end — ” + +Harry tried to get up, but Moody pushed him back +down. + +“I know who the Death Eater is,” he said quietly. + +“Karkaroff?” said Harry wildly. “Where is he? Have +you got him? Is he locked up?” + +“Karkaroff?” said Moody with an odd laugh. + +“Karkaroff fled tonight, when he felt the Dark Mark +burn upon his arm. He betrayed too many faithful +supporters of the Dark Lord to wish to meet them . . . +but I doubt he will get far. The Dark Lord has ways of +tracking his enemies.” + +Page | 745 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Karkaroff’s gone? He ran away? But then — he didn’t +put my name in the goblet?” + + + +“No,” said Moody slowly. “No, he didn’t. It was I who +did that.” + +Harry heard, but didn’t believe. + +“No, you didn’t,” he said. “You didn’t do that ... you +can’t have done ...” + +“I assure you I did,” said Moody, and his magical eye +swung around and fixed upon the door, and Harry +knew he was making sure that there was no one +outside it. At the same time, Moody drew out his +wand and pointed it at Harry. + +“He forgave them, then?” he said. “The Death Eaters +who went free? The ones who escaped Azkaban?” + +“What?” said Harry. + +He was looking at the wand Moody was pointing at +him. This was a bad joke, it had to be. + +“I asked you,” said Moody quietly, “whether he forgave +the scum who never even went to look for him. Those +treacherous cowards who wouldn’t even brave +Azkaban for him. The faithless, worthless bits of filth +who were brave enough to cavort in masks at the +Quidditch World Cup, but fled at the sight of the Dark +Mark when I fired it into the sky.” + +“ You fired . . . What are you talking about ... ?” + +“I told you, Harry ... I told you. If there’s one thing I +hate more than any other, it’s a Death Eater who +walked free. They turned their backs on my master +when he needed them most. I expected him to punish + +Page | 746 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +them. I expected him to torture them. Tell me he hurt +them, Harry. ...” Moody’s face was suddenly lit with +an insane smile. “Tell me he told them that I, I alone +remained faithful . . . prepared to risk everything to +deliver to him the one thing he wanted above all ... +you.” + +“You didn’t ... it — it can’t be you. ...” + +“Who put your name in the Goblet of Fire, under the +name of a different school? I did. Who frightened off +every person I thought might try to hurt you or +prevent you from winning the tournament? I did. Who +nudged Hagrid into showing you the dragons? I did. +Who helped you see the only way you could beat the +dragon? I did.” + +Moody’s magical eye had now left the door. It was +fixed upon Harry. His lopsided mouth leered more +widely than ever. + +“It hasn’t been easy, Harry, guiding you through these +tasks without arousing suspicion. I have had to use +every ounce of cunning I possess, so that my hand +would not be detectable in your success. Dumbledore +would have been very suspicious if you had managed +everything too easily. As long as you got into that +maze, preferably with a decent head start — then, I +knew, I would have a chance of getting rid of the +other champions and leaving your way clear. But I +also had to contend with your stupidity. The second +task . . . that was when I was most afraid we would +fail. I was keeping watch on you, Potter. I knew you +hadn’t worked out the egg’s clue, so I had to give you +another hint — ” + +“You didn’t,” Harry said hoarsely. “Cedric gave me the +clue — ” + + + +Page | 747 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who told Cedric to open it underwater? I did. I +trusted that he would pass the information on to you. +Decent people are so easy to manipulate, Potter. I was +sure Cedric would want to repay you for telling him +about the dragons, and so he did. But even then, +Potter, even then you seemed likely to fail. I was +watching all the time ... all those hours in the library. +Didn’t you realize that the book you needed was in +your dormitory all along? I planted it there early on, I +gave it to the Longbottom boy, don’t you remember? +Magical Water Plants of the Mediterranean. It would +have told you all you needed to know about gillyweed. + +I expected you to ask everyone and anyone you could +for help. Longbottom would have told you in an +instant. But you did not ... you did not. ... You have a +streak of pride and independence that might have +ruined all. + +“So what could I do? Feed you information from +another innocent source. You told me at the Yule Ball +a house-elf called Dobby had given you a Christmas +present. I called the elf to the staffroom to collect +some robes for cleaning. I staged a loud conversation +with Professor McGonagall about the hostages who +had been taken, and whether Potter would think to +use gillyweed. And your little elf friend ran straight to +Snape’s office and then hurried to find you. ...” + +Moody’s wand was still pointing directly at Harry’s +heart. Over his shoulder, foggy shapes were moving in +the Foe-Glass on the wall. + +“You were so long in that lake, Potter, I thought you +had drowned. But luckily, Dumbledore took your +idiocy for nobility, and marked you high for it. I +breathed again. + +“You had an easier time of it than you should have in +that maze tonight, of course,” said Moody. “I was + +Page | 748 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +patrolling around it, able to see through the outer +hedges, able to curse many obstacles out of your way. +I Stunned Fleur Delacour as she passed. I put the +Imperius Curse on Krum, so that he would finish +Diggory and leave your path to the cup clear.” + +Harry stared at Moody. He just didn’t see how this +could be. ... Dumbledore’s friend, the famous Auror +. . . the one who had caught so many Death Eaters . . . + +It made no sense ... no sense at all. ... + +The foggy shapes in the Foe-Glass were sharpening, +had become more distinct. Harry could see the +outlines of three people over Moody’s shoulder, +moving closer and closer. But Moody wasn’t watching +them. His magical eye was upon Harry. + +“The Dark Lord didn’t manage to kill you, Potter, and +he so wanted to,” whispered Moody. “Imagine how he +will reward me when he finds I have done it for him. I +gave you to him — the thing he needed above all to +regenerate — and then I killed you for him. I will be +honored beyond all other Death Eaters. I will be his +dearest, his closest supporter ... closer than a son. ...” + +Moody’s normal eye was bulging, the magical eye +fixed upon Harry. The door was barred, and Harry +knew he would never reach his own wand in time. ... + +“The Dark Lord and I,” said Moody, and he looked +completely insane now, towering over Harry, leering +down at him, “have much in common. Both of us, for +instance, had very disappointing fathers ... very +disappointing indeed. Both of us suffered the +indignity, Harry, of being named after those fathers. +And both of us had the pleasure . . . the very great +pleasure ... of killing our fathers to ensure the +continued rise of the Dark Order!” + + + +Page | 749 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re mad,” Harry said — he couldn’t stop himself +— “you’re mad!” + + + +“Mad, am I?” said Moody, his voice rising +uncontrollably. “We’ll see! We’ll see who’s mad, now +that the Dark Lord has returned, with me at his side! +He is back, Harry Potter, you did not conquer him — +and now — I conquer you!” + +Moody raised his wand, he opened his mouth; Harry +plunged his own hand into his robes — + +“Stupefy\” There was a blinding flash of red light, and +with a great splintering and crashing, the door of +Moody’s office was blasted apart — + +Moody was thrown backward onto the office floor. +Harry, still staring at the place where Moody’s face +had been, saw Albus Dumbledore, Professor Snape, +and Professor McGonagall looking back at him out of +the Foe-Glass. He looked around and saw the three of +them standing in the doorway, Dumbledore in front, +his wand outstretched. + +At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first +time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard +Voldemort had ever feared. The look upon +Dumbledore ’s face as he stared down at the +unconscious form of Mad-Eye Moody was more +terrible than Harry could have ever imagined. There +was no benign smile upon Dumbledore ’s face, no +twinkle in the eyes behind the spectacles. There was +cold fury in every line of the ancient face; a sense of +power radiated from Dumbledore as though he were +giving off burning heat. + +He stepped into the office, placed a foot underneath +Moody’s unconscious body, and kicked him over onto +his back, so that his face was visible. Snape followed + +Page | 750 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him, looking into the Foe-Glass, where his own face +was still visible, glaring into the room. Professor +McGonagall went straight to Harry. + +“Come along, Potter,” she whispered. The thin line of +her mouth was twitching as though she was about to +cry. “Come along ... hospital wing ...” + +“No,” said Dumbledore sharply. + +“Dumbledore, he ought to — look at him — he’s been +through enough tonight — ” + +“He will stay, Minerva, because he needs to +understand,” said Dumbledore curtly. “Understanding +is the first step to acceptance, and only with +acceptance can there be recovery. He needs to know +who has put him through the ordeal he has suffered +tonight, and why.” + +“Moody,” Harry said. He was still in a state of +complete disbelief. “How can it have been Moody?” + +“This is not Alastor Moody,” said Dumbledore quietly. +“You have never known Alastor Moody. The real +Moody would not have removed you from my sight +after what happened tonight. The moment he took +you, I knew — and I followed.” + +Dumbledore bent down over Moody’s limp form and +put a hand inside his robes. He pulled out Moody’s +hip flask and a set of keys on a ring. Then he turned +to Professors McGonagall and Snape. + +“Severus, please fetch me the strongest Truth Potion +you possess, and then go down to the kitchens and +bring up the house-elf called Winky. Minerva, kindly +go down to Hagrid’s house, where you will find a large +black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog +Page | 751 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +up to my office, tell him I will be with him shortly, +then come back here.” + +If either Snape or McGonagall found these +instructions peculiar, they hid their confusion. Both +turned at once and left the office. Dumbledore walked +over to the trunk with seven locks, fitted the first key +in the lock, and opened it. It contained a mass of +spell-books. Dumbledore closed the trunk, placed a +second key in the second lock, and opened the trunk +again. The spellbooks had vanished; this time it +contained an assortment of broken Sneako-scopes, +some parchment and quills, and what looked like a +silvery Invisibility Cloak. Harry watched, astounded, +as Dumbledore placed the third, fourth, fifth, and +sixth keys in their respective locks, reopening the +trunk, and each time revealing different contents. +Then he placed the seventh key in the lock, threw +open the lid, and Harry let out a cry of amazement. + +He was looking down into a kind of pit, an +underground room, and lying on the floor some ten +feet below, apparently fast asleep, thin and starved in +appearance, was the real Mad-Eye Moody. His +wooden leg was gone, the socket that should have +held the magical eye looked empty beneath its lid, +and chunks of his grizzled hair were missing. Harry +stared, thunderstruck, between the sleeping Moody in +the trunk and the unconscious Moody lying on the +floor of the office. + +Dumbledore climbed into the trunk, lowered himself, +and fell lightly onto the floor beside the sleeping +Moody. He bent over him. + +“Stunned — controlled by the Imperius Curse — very +weak,” he said. “Of course, they would have needed to +keep him alive. Harry, throw down the imposter’s + + + +Page | 752 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cloak — he’s freezing. Madam Pomfrey will need to see +him, but he seems in no immediate danger.” + +Harry did as he was told; Dumbledore covered Moody +in the cloak, tucked it around him, and clambered +out of the trunk again. Then he picked up the hip +flask that stood upon the desk, unscrewed it, and +turned it over. A thick glutinous liquid splattered onto +the office floor. + +“Polyjuice Potion, Harry,” said Dumbledore. “You see +the simplicity of it, and the brilliance. For Moody +never does drink except from his hip flask, he’s well +known for it. The imposter needed, of course, to keep +the real Moody close by, so that he could continue +making the potion. You see his hair ...” Dumbledore +looked down on the Moody in the trunk. “The +imposter has been cutting it off all year, see where it +is uneven? But I think, in the excitement of tonight, +our fake Moody might have forgotten to take it as +frequently as he should have done ... on the hour . . . +every hour. ... We shall see.” + +Dumbledore pulled out the chair at the desk and sat +down upon it, his eyes fixed upon the unconscious +Moody on the floor. Harry stared at him too. Minutes +passed in silence. ... + +Then, before Harry’s very eyes, the face of the man on +the floor began to change. The scars were +disappearing, the skin was becoming smooth; the +mangled nose became whole and started to shrink. +The long mane of grizzled gray hair was withdrawing +into the scalp and turning the color of straw. +Suddenly, with a loud clunk, the wooden leg fell away +as a normal leg regrew in its place; next moment, the +magical eyeball had popped out of the man’s face as a +real eye replaced it; it rolled away across the floor and +continued to swivel in every direction. + +Page | 753 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry saw a man lying before him, pale-skinned, +slightly freckled, with a mop of fair hair. He knew who +he was. He had seen him in Dumbledore’s Pensieve, +had watched him being led away from court by the +dementors, trying to convince Mr. Crouch that he was +innocent . . . but he was lined around the eyes now +and looked much older. . . . + +There were hurried footsteps outside in the corridor. +Snape had returned with Winky at his heels. + +Professor McGonagall was right behind them. + +“Crouch!” Snape said, stopping dead in the doorway. +“Barty Crouch!” + +“Good heavens,” said Professor McGonagall, stopping +dead and staring down at the man on the floor. + +Filthy, disheveled, Winky peered around Snape’s legs. +Her mouth opened wide and she let out a piercing +shriek. + +“Master Barty, Master Barty, what is you doing here?” + +She flung herself forward onto the young man’s chest. + +“You is killed him! You is killed him! You is killed +Master’s son!” + +“He is simply Stunned, Winky,” said Dumbledore. +“Step aside, please. Severus, you have the potion?” + +Snape handed Dumbledore a small glass bottle of +completely clear liquid: the Veritaserum with which +he had threatened Harry in class. Dumbledore got up, +bent over the man on the floor, and pulled him into a +sitting position against the wall beneath the Foe- +Glass, in which the reflections of Dumbledore, Snape, +and McGonagall were still glaring down upon them +Page | 754 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +all. Winky remained on her knees, trembling, her +hands over her face. Dumbledore forced the man’s +mouth open and poured three drops inside it. Then +he pointed his wand at the man’s chest and said, +“Rennervate.” + +Crouch’s son opened his eyes. His face was slack, his +gaze unfocused. Dumbledore knelt before him, so that +their faces were level. + +“Can you hear me?” Dumbledore asked quietly. + +The man’s eyelids flickered. + +“Yes,” he muttered. + +“I would like you to tell us,” said Dumbledore softly, +“how you came to be here. How did you escape from +Azkaban?” + +Crouch took a deep, shuddering breath, then began +to speak in a flat, expressionless voice. + +“My mother saved me. She knew she was dying. She +persuaded my father to rescue me as a last favor to +her. He loved her as he had never loved me. He +agreed. They came to visit me. They gave me a draft of +Polyjuice Potion containing one of my mother’s hairs. +She took a draft of Polyjuice Potion containing one of +my hairs. We took on each other’s appearance.” + +Winky was shaking her head, trembling. + +“Say no more, Master Barty, say no more, you is +getting your father into trouble!” + +But Crouch took another deep breath and continued +in the same flat voice. + + + +Page | 755 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The dementors are blind. They sensed one healthy, +one dying person entering Azkaban. They sensed one +healthy, one dying person leaving it. My father +smuggled me out, disguised as my mother, in case +any prisoners were watching through their doors. + +“My mother died a short while afterward in Azkaban. +She was careful to drink Polyjuice Potion until the +end. She was buried under my name and bearing my +appearance. Everyone believed her to be me.” + +The man’s eyelids flickered. + +“And what did your father do with you, when he had +got you home?” said Dumbledore quietly. + +“Staged my mother’s death. A quiet, private funeral. +That grave is empty. The house-elf nursed me back to +health. Then I had to be concealed. I had to be +controlled. My father had to use a number of spells to +subdue me. When I had recovered my strength, I +thought only of finding my master ... of returning to +his service.” + +“How did your father subdue you?” said Dumbledore. + +“The Imperius Curse,” Crouch said. “I was under my +father’s control. I was forced to wear an Invisibility +Cloak day and night. I was always with the house-elf. +She was my keeper and caretaker. She pitied me. She +persuaded my father to give me occasional treats. +Rewards for my good behavior.” + +“Master Barty, Master Barty,” sobbed Winky through +her hands. “You isn’t ought to tell them, we is getting +in trouble. ...” + + + +Page | 756 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did anybody ever discover that you were still alive?” +said Dumbledore softly. “Did anyone know except +your father and the house-elf?” + +“Yes,” said Crouch, his eyelids flickering again. “A +witch in my father’s office. Bertha Jorkins. She came +to the house with papers for my father’s signature. He +was not at home. Winky showed her inside and +returned to the kitchen, to me. But Bertha Jorkins +heard Winky talking to me. She came to investigate. +She heard enough to guess who was hiding under the +Invisibility Cloak. My father arrived home. She +confronted him. He put a very powerful Memory +Charm on her to make her forget what she’d found +out. Too powerful. He said it damaged her memory +permanently.” + +“Why is she coming to nose into my master’s private +business?” sobbed Winky. “Why isn’t she leaving us +be?” + +“Tell me about the Quidditch World Cup,” said +Dumbledore. + +“Winky talked my father into it,” said Crouch, still in +the same monotonous voice. “She spent months +persuading him. I had not left the house for years. I +had loved Quidditch. Let him go, she said. He will be +in his Invisibility Cloak. He can watch. Let him smell +fresh air for once. She said my mother would have +wanted it. She told my father that my mother had +died to give me freedom. She had not saved me for a +life of imprisonment. He agreed in the end. + +“It was carefully planned. My father led me and Winky +up to the Top Box early in the day. Winky was to say +that she was saving a seat for my father. I was to sit +there, invisible. When everyone had left the box, we + + + +Page | 757 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +would emerge. Winky would appear to be alone. +Nobody would ever know. + +“But Winky didn’t know that I was growing stronger. I +was starting to fight my father’s Imperius Curse. + +There were times when I was almost myself again. +There were brief periods when I seemed outside his +control. It happened, there, in the Top Box. It was like +waking from a deep sleep. I found myself out in +public, in the middle of the match, and I saw, in front +of me, a wand sticking out of a boy’s pocket. I had not +been allowed a wand since before Azkaban. I stole it. +Winky didn’t know. Winky is frightened of heights. + +She had her face hidden.” + +“Master Barty, you bad boy!” whispered Winky, tears +trickling between her fingers. + +“So you took the wand,” said Dumbledore, “and what +did you do with it?” + +“We went back to the tent,” said Crouch. “Then we +heard them. We heard the Death Eaters. The ones +who had never been to Azkaban. The ones who had +never suffered for my master. They had turned their +backs on him. They were not enslaved, as I was. They +were free to seek him, but they did not. They were +merely making sport of Muggles. The sound of their +voices awoke me. My mind was clearer than it had +been in years. I was angry. I had the wand. I wanted +to attack them for their disloyalty to my master. My +father had left the tent; he had gone to free the +Muggles. Winky was afraid to see me so angry. She +used her own brand of magic to bind me to her. She +pulled me from the tent, pulled me into the forest, +away from the Death Eaters. I tried to hold her back. I +wanted to return to the campsite. I wanted to show +those Death Eaters what loyalty to the Dark Lord + + + +Page | 758 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +meant, and to punish them for their lack of it. I used +the stolen wand to cast the Dark Mark into the sky. + +“Ministry wizards arrived. They shot Stunning Spells +everywhere. One of the spells came through the trees +where Winky and I stood. The bond connecting us +was broken. We were both Stunned. + +“When Winky was discovered, my father knew I must +be nearby. He searched the bushes where she had +been found and felt me lying there. He waited until +the other Ministry members had left the forest. He put +me back under the Imperius Curse and took me +home. He dismissed Winky. She had failed him. She +had let me acquire a wand. She had almost let me +escape.” + +Winky let out a wail of despair. + +“Now it was just Father and I, alone in the house. And +then ... and then ...” Crouch’s head rolled on his +neck, and an insane grin spread across his face. “My +master came for me. + +“He arrived at our house late one night in the arms of +his servant Wormtail. My master had found out that I +was still alive. He had captured Bertha Jorkins in +Albania. He had tortured her. She told him a great +deal. She told him about the Triwizard Tournament. +She told him the old Auror, Moody, was going to teach +at Hogwarts. He tortured her until he broke through +the Memory Charm my father had placed upon her. +She told him I had escaped from Azkaban. She told +him my father kept me imprisoned to prevent me from +seeking my master. And so my master knew that I +was still his faithful servant — perhaps the most +faithful of all. My master conceived a plan, based +upon the information Bertha had given him. He + + + +Page | 759 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +needed me. He arrived at our house near midnight. + +My father answered the door.” + +The smile spread wider over Crouch’s face, as though +recalling the sweetest memory of his life. Winky’s +petrified brown eyes were visible through her fingers. +She seemed too appalled to speak. + +“It was very quick. My father was placed under the +Imperius Curse by my master. Now my father was the +one imprisoned, controlled. My master forced him to +go about his business as usual, to act as though +nothing was wrong. And I was released. I awoke. I +was myself again, alive as I hadn’t been in years.” + +“And what did Lord Voldemort ask you to do?” said +Dumbledore. + +“He asked me whether I was ready to risk everything +for him. I was ready. It was my dream, my greatest +ambition, to serve him, to prove myself to him. He +told me he needed to place a faithful servant at +Hogwarts. A servant who would guide Harry Potter +through the Triwizard Tournament without appearing +to do so. A servant who would watch over Harry +Potter. Ensure he reached the Triwizard Cup. Turn +the cup into a Portkey, which would take the first +person to touch it to my master. But first — ” + +“You needed Alastor Moody,” said Dumbledore. His +blue eyes were blazing, though his voice remained +calm. + +“Wormtail and I did it. We had prepared the Polyjuice +Potion beforehand. We journeyed to his house. Moody +put up a struggle. There was a commotion. We +managed to subdue him just in time. Forced him into +a compartment of his own magical trunk. Took some +of his hair and added it to the potion. I drank it; I +Page | 760 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +became Moody’s double. I took his leg and his eye. I +was ready to face Arthur Weasley when he arrived to +sort out the Muggles who had heard a disturbance. I +made the dustbins move around the yard. I told +Arthur Weasley I had heard intruders in my yard, +who had set off the dustbins. Then I packed up +Moody’s clothes and Dark detectors, put them in the +trunk with Moody, and set off for Hogwarts. I kept +him alive, under the Imperius Curse. I wanted to be +able to question him. To find out about his past, learn +his habits, so that I could fool even Dumbledore. I +also needed his hair to make the Polyjuice Potion. The +other ingredients were easy. I stole boom-slang skin +from the dungeons. When the Potions master found +me in his office, I said I was under orders to search +it.” + +“And what became of Wormtail after you attacked +Moody?” said Dumbledore. + +“Wormtail returned to care for my master, in my +father’s house, and to keep watch over my father.” + +“But your father escaped,” said Dumbledore. + +“Yes. After a while he began to fight the Imperius +Curse just as I had done. There were periods when he +knew what was happening. My master decided it was +no longer safe for my father to leave the house. He +forced him to send letters to the Ministry instead. He +made him write and say he was ill. But Wormtail +neglected his duty. He was not watchful enough. My +father escaped. My master guessed that he was +heading for Hogwarts. My father was going to tell +Dumbledore everything, to confess. He was going to +admit that he had smuggled me from Azkaban. + +“My master sent me word of my father’s escape. He +told me to stop him at all costs. So I waited and + +Page | 761 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +watched. I used the map I had taken from Harry +Potter. The map that had almost mined everything.” + +“Map?” said Dumbledore quickly. “What map is this?” + +“Potter’s map of Hogwarts. Potter saw me on it. Potter +saw me stealing more ingredients for the Polyjuice +Potion from Snape’s office one night. He thought I was +my father. We have the same first name. I took the +map from Potter that night. I told him my father +hated Dark wizards. Potter believed my father was +after Snape. + +“For a week I waited for my father to arrive at +Hogwarts. At last, one evening, the map showed my +father entering the grounds. I pulled on my Invisibility +Cloak and went down to meet him. He was walking +around the edge of the forest. Then Potter came, and +Krum. I waited. I could not hurt Potter; my master +needed him. Potter ran to get Dumbledore. I Stunned +Krum. I killed my father.” + +“iVoooo!” wailed Winky. “Master Barty, Master Barty, +what is you saying?” + +“You killed your father,” Dumbledore said, in the +same soft voice. “What did you do with the body?” + +“Carried it into the forest. Covered it with the +Invisibility Cloak. I had the map with me. I watched +Potter run into the castle. He met Snape. Dumbledore +joined them. I watched Potter bringing Dumbledore +out of the castle. I walked back out of the forest, +doubled around behind them, went to meet them. I +told Dumbledore Snape had told me where to come. + +“Dumbledore told me to go and look for my father. I +went back to my father’s body. Watched the map. +When everyone was gone, I Transfigured my father’s + +Page | 762 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +body. He became a bone ... I buried it, while wearing +the Invisibility Cloak, in the freshly dug earth in front +of Hagrid’s cabin.” + +There was complete silence now, except for Winky’s +continued sobs. Then Dumbledore said, “And tonight + + + +“I offered to carry the Triwizard Cup into the maze +before dinner,” whispered Barty Crouch. “Turned it +into a Portkey. My master’s plan worked. He is +returned to power and I will be honored by him +beyond the dreams of wizards.” + +The insane smile lit his features once more, and his +head drooped onto his shoulder as Winky wailed and +sobbed at his side. + + + +Page | 763 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE PARTING OF THE WAYS + +Dumbledore stood up. He stared down at Barty +Crouch for a moment with disgust on his face. Then +he raised his wand once more and ropes flew out of it, +ropes that twisted themselves around Barty Crouch, +binding him tightly. He turned to Professor +McGonagall. + +“Minerva, could I ask you to stand guard here while I +take Harry upstairs?” + +“Of course,” said Professor McGonagall. She looked +slightly nauseous, as though she had just watched +someone being sick. However, when she drew out her +wand and pointed it at Barty Crouch, her hand was +quite steady. + +“Severus” — Dumbledore turned to Snape — “please +tell Madam Pomfrey to come down here; we need to +get Alastor Moody into the hospital wing. Then go +down into the grounds, find Cornelius Fudge, and +bring him up to this office. He will undoubtedly want + + + +Page | 764 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +to question Crouch himself. Tell him I will be in the +hospital wing in half an hour’s time if he needs me.” + +Snape nodded silently and swept out of the room. + +“Harry?” Dumbledore said gently. + +Harry got up and swayed again; the pain in his leg, +which he had not noticed all the time he had been +listening to Crouch, now returned in full measure. He +also realized that he was shaking. Dumbledore +gripped his arm and helped him out into the dark +corridor. + +“I want you to come up to my office first, Harry,” he +said quietly as they headed up the passageway. + +“Sirius is waiting for us there.” + +Harry nodded. A kind of numbness and a sense of +complete unreality were upon him, but he did not +care; he was even glad of it. He didn’t want to have to +think about anything that had happened since he had +first touched the Triwizard Cup. He didn’t want to +have to examine the memories, fresh and sharp as +photographs, which kept flashing across his mind. +Mad-Eye Moody, inside the trunk. Wormtail, slumped +on the ground, cradling his stump of an arm. +Voldemort, rising from the steaming cauldron. Cedric +. . . dead . . . Cedric, asking to be returned to his +parents. ... + +“Professor,” Harry mumbled, “where are Mr. and Mrs. +Diggory?” + +“They are with Professor Sprout,” said Dumbledore. +His voice, which had been so calm throughout the +interrogation of Barty Crouch, shook very slightly for +the first time. “She was Head of Cedric’s house, and +knew him best.” + +Page | 765 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They had reached the stone gargoyle. Dumbledore +gave the password, it sprang aside, and he and Harry +went up the moving spiral staircase to the oak door. +Dumbledore pushed it open. Sirius was standing +there. His face was white and gaunt as it had been +when he had escaped Azkaban. In one swift moment, +he had crossed the room. + +“Harry, are you all right? I knew it — I knew +something like this — what happened?” + +His hands shook as he helped Harry into a chair in +front of the desk. + +“What happened?” he asked more urgently. + +Dumbledore began to tell Sirius everything Barty +Crouch had said. Harry was only half listening. So +tired every bone in his body was aching, he wanted +nothing more than to sit here, undisturbed, for hours +and hours, until he fell asleep and didn’t have to +think or feel anymore. + +There was a soft rush of wings. Fawkes the phoenix +had left his perch, flown across the office, and landed +on Harry’s knee. + +“ ’Lo, Fawkes,” said Harry quietly. He stroked the +phoenix’s beautiful scarlet-and-gold plumage. Fawkes +blinked peacefully up at him. There was something +comforting about his warm weight. + +Dumbledore stopped talking. He sat down opposite +Harry, behind his desk. He was looking at Harry, who +avoided his eyes. Dumbledore was going to question +him. He was going to make Harry relive everything. + +“I need to know what happened after you touched the +Portkey in the maze, Harry,” said Dumbledore. + +Page | 766 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We can leave that till morning, can’t we, +Dumbledore?” said Sirius harshly. He had put a hand +on Harry’s shoulder. “Let him have a sleep. Let him +rest.” + +Harry felt a rush of gratitude toward Sirius, but +Dumbledore took no notice of Sirius’s words. He +leaned forward toward Harry. Very unwillingly, Harry +raised his head and looked into those blue eyes. + +“If I thought I could help you,” Dumbledore said +gently, “by putting you into an enchanted sleep and +allowing you to postpone the moment when you +would have to think about what has happened +tonight, I would do it. But I know better. Numbing the +pain for a while will make it worse when you finally +feel it. You have shown bravery beyond anything I +could have expected of you. I ask you to demonstrate +your courage one more time. I ask you to tell us what +happened.” + +The phoenix let out one soft, quavering note. It +shivered in the air, and Harry felt as though a drop of +hot liquid had slipped down his throat into his +stomach, warming him, and strengthening him. + +He took a deep breath and began to tell them. As he +spoke, visions of everything that had passed that +night seemed to rise before his eyes; he saw the +sparkling surface of the potion that had revived +Voldemort; he saw the Death Eaters Apparating +between the graves around them; he saw Cedric’s +body, lying on the ground beside the cup. + +Once or twice, Sirius made a noise as though about to +say something, his hand still tight on Harry’s +shoulder, but Dumbledore raised his hand to stop +him, and Harry was glad of this, because it was easier +to keep going now he had started. It was even a relief; +Page | 767 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he felt almost as though something poisonous were +being extracted from him. It was costing him every bit +of determination he had to keep talking, yet he sensed +that once he had finished, he would feel better. + +When Harry told of Wormtail piercing his arm with +the dagger, however, Sirius let out a vehement +exclamation and Dumbledore stood up so quickly that +Harry started. Dumbledore walked around the desk +and told Harry to stretch out his arm. Harry showed +them both the place where his robes were torn and +the cut beneath them. + +“He said my blood would make him stronger than if +he’d used someone else’s,” Harry told Dumbledore. + +“He said the protection my — my mother left in me — +he’d have it too. And he was right — he could touch +me without hurting himself, he touched my face.” + +For a fleeting instant, Harry thought he saw a gleam +of something like triumph in Dumbledore ’s eyes. But +next second, Harry was sure he had imagined it, for +when Dumbledore had returned to his seat behind +the desk, he looked as old and weary as Harry had +ever seen him. + +“Very well,” he said, sitting down again. “Voldemort +has overcome that particular barrier. Harry, continue, +please.” + +Harry went on; he explained how Voldemort had +emerged from the cauldron, and told them all he +could remember of Voldemort’s speech to the Death +Eaters. Then he told how Voldemort had untied him, +returned his wand to him, and prepared to duel. + +But when he reached the part where the golden beam +of light had connected his and Voldemort’s wands, he +found his throat obstructed. He tried to keep talking, + +Page | 768 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but the memories of what had come out of +Voldemort’s wand were flooding into his mind. He +could see Cedric emerging, see the old man, Bertha +Jorkins ... his father ... his mother ... + +He was glad when Sirius broke the silence. + +“The wands connected?” he said, looking from Harry +to Dumbledore. “Why?” + +Harry looked up at Dumbledore again, on whose face +there was an arrested look. + +“Priori Incantatem,” he muttered. + +His eyes gazed into Harry’s and it was almost as +though an invisible beam of understanding shot +between them. + +“The Reverse Spell effect?” said Sirius sharply. + +“Exactly,” said Dumbledore. “Harry’s wand and +Voldemort’s wand share cores. Each of them contains +a feather from the tail of the same phoenix. This +phoenix, in fact,” he added, and he pointed at the +scarlet-and-gold bird, perching peacefully on Harry’s +knee. + +“My wand’s feather came from Fawkes?” Harry said, +amazed. + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “Mr. Ollivander wrote to tell +me you had bought the second wand, the moment +you left his shop four years ago.” + +“So what happens when a wand meets its brother?” +said Sirius. + + + +Page | 769 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They will not work properly against each other,” said +Dumbledore. “If, however, the owners of the wands +force the wands to do battle ... a very rare effect will +take place. One of the wands will force the other to +regurgitate spells it has performed — in reverse. The +most recent first ... and then those which preceded it. + + + +He looked interrogatively at Harry, and Harry nodded. + +“Which means,” said Dumbledore slowly, his eyes +upon Harry’s face, “that some form of Cedric must +have reappeared.” + +Harry nodded again. + +“Diggory came back to life?” said Sirius sharply. + +“No spell can reawaken the dead,” said Dumbledore +heavily. “All that would have happened is a kind of +reverse echo. A shadow of the living Cedric would +have emerged from the wand . . . am I correct, Harry?” + +“He spoke to me,” Harry said. He was suddenly +shaking again. “The ... the ghost Cedric, or whatever +he was, spoke.” + +“An echo,” said Dumbledore, “which retained Cedric’s +appearance and character. I am guessing other such +forms appeared ... less recent victims of Voldemort’s +wand. ...” + +“An old man,” Harry said, his throat still constricted. +“Bertha Jorkins. And ...” + +“Your parents?” said Dumbledore quietly. + +“Yes,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 770 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius’s grip on Harry’s shoulder was now so tight it +was painful. + +“The last murders the wand performed,” said +Dumbledore, nodding. “In reverse order. More would +have appeared, of course, had you maintained the +connection. Very well, Harry, these echoes, these +shadows . . . what did they do?” + +Harry described how the figures that had emerged +from the wand had prowled the edges of the golden +web, how Voldemort had seemed to fear them, how +the shadow of Harry’s father had told him what to do, +how Cedric’s had made its final request. + +At this point, Harry found he could not continue. He +looked around at Sirius and saw that he had his face +in his hands. + +Harry suddenly became aware that Fawkes had left +his knee. The phoenix had fluttered to the floor. It +was resting its beautiful head against Harry’s injured +leg, and thick, pearly tears were falling from its eyes +onto the wound left by the spider. The pain vanished. +The skin mended. His leg was repaired. + +“I will say it again,” said Dumbledore as the phoenix +rose into the air and resettled itself upon the perch +beside the door. “You have shown bravery beyond +anything I could have expected of you tonight, Harry. +You have shown bravery equal to those who died +fighting Voldemort at the height of his powers. You +have shouldered a grown wizard’s burden and found +yourself equal to it — and you have now given us all +that we have a right to expect. You will come with me +to the hospital wing. I do not want you returning to +the dormitory tonight. A Sleeping Potion, and some +peace ... Sirius, would you like to stay with him?” + + + +Page | 771 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius nodded and stood up. He transformed back +into the great black dog and walked with Harry and +Dumbledore out of the office, accompanying them +down a flight of stairs to the hospital wing. + +When Dumbledore pushed open the door, Harry saw +Mrs. Weasley, Bill, Ron, and Hermione grouped +around a harassed-looking Madam Pomfrey. They +appeared to be demanding to know where Harry was +and what had happened to him. All of them whipped +around as Harry, Dumbledore, and the black dog +entered, and Mrs. Weasley let out a kind of muffled +scream. + +“Harry! Oh Harry!” + +She started to hurry toward him, but Dumbledore +moved between them. + +“Molly,” he said, holding up a hand, “please listen to +me for a moment. Harry has been through a terrible +ordeal tonight. He has just had to relive it for me. +What he needs now is sleep, and peace, and quiet. If +he would like you all to stay with him,” he added, +looking around at Ron, Hermione, and Bill too, “you +may do so. But I do not want you questioning him +until he is ready to answer, and certainly not this +evening.” + +Mrs. Weasley nodded. She was very white. She +rounded on Ron, Hermione, and Bill as though they +were being noisy, and hissed, “Did you hear? He +needs quiet!” + +“Headmaster,” said Madam Pomfrey, staring at the +great black dog that was Sirius, “may I ask what — ?” + +“This dog will be remaining with Harry for a while,” +said Dumbledore simply. “I assure you, he is + +Page | 772 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +extremely well trained. Harry — I will wait while you +get into bed.” + +Harry felt an inexpressible sense of gratitude to +Dumbledore for asking the others not to question +him. It wasn’t as though he didn’t want them there; +but the thought of explaining it all over again, the +idea of reliving it one more time, was more than he +could stand. + +“I will be back to see you as soon as I have met with +Fudge, Harry,” said Dumbledore. “I would like you to +remain here tomorrow until I have spoken to the +school.” He left. + +As Madam Pomfrey led Harry to a nearby bed, he +caught sight of the real Moody lying motionless in a +bed at the far end of the room. His wooden leg and +magical eye were lying on the bedside table. + +“Is he okay?” Harry asked. + +“He’ll be fine,” said Madam Pomfrey, giving Harry +some pajamas and pulling screens around him. He +took off his robes, pulled on the pajamas, and got into +bed. Ron, Hermione, Bill, Mrs. Weasley, and the black +dog came around the screen and settled themselves +in chairs on either side of him. Ron and Hermione +were looking at him almost cautiously, as though +scared of him. + +“I’m all right,” he told them. “Just tired.” + +Mrs. Weasley’s eyes filled with tears as she smoothed +his bedcovers unnecessarily. + +Madam Pomfrey, who had bustled off to her office, +returned holding a small bottle of some purple potion +and a goblet. + +Page | 773 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ll need to drink all of this, Harry,” she said. “It’s +a potion for dreamless sleep.” + +Harry took the goblet and drank a few mouthfuls. He +felt himself becoming drowsy at once. Everything +around him became hazy; the lamps around the +hospital wing seemed to be winking at him in a +friendly way through the screen around his bed; his +body felt as though it was sinking deeper into the +warmth of the feather matress. Before he could finish +the potion, before he could say another word, his +exhaustion had carried him off to sleep. + +Harry woke up, so warm, so very sleepy, that he +didn’t open his eyes, wanting to drop off again. The +room was still dimly lit; he was sure it was still +nighttime and had a feeling that he couldn’t have +been asleep very long. + +Then he heard whispering around him. + +“They’ll wake him if they don’t shut up!” + +“What are they shouting about? Nothing else can +have happened, can it?” + +Harry opened his eyes blearily Someone had removed +his glasses. He could see the fuzzy outlines of Mrs. +Weasley and Bill close by. Mrs. Weasley was on her +feet. + +“That’s Fudge’s voice,” she whispered. “And that’s +Minerva McGonagall’s, isn’t it? But what are they +arguing about?” + +Now Harry could hear them too: people shouting and +running toward the hospital wing. + + + +Page | 774 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Regrettable, but all the same, Minerva — ” Cornelius +Fudge was saying loudly. + +“You should never have brought it inside the castle!” +yelled Professor McGonagall. “When Dumbledore +finds out — ” + +Harry heard the hospital doors burst open. Unnoticed +by any of the people around his bed, all of whom were +staring at the door as Bill pulled back the screens, +Harry sat up and put his glasses back on. + +Fudge came striding up the ward. Professors +McGonagall and Snape were at his heels. + +“Where’s Dumbledore?” Fudge demanded of Mrs. +Weasley. + +“He’s not here,” said Mrs. Weasley angrily. “This is a +hospital wing, Minister, don’t you think you’d do +better to — ” + +But the door opened, and Dumbledore came sweeping +up the ward. + +“What has happened?” said Dumbledore sharply, +looking from Fudge to Professor McGonagall. “Why +are you disturbing these people? Minerva, I’m +surprised at you — I asked you to stand guard over +Barty Crouch — ” + +“There is no need to stand guard over him anymore, +Dumbledore!” she shrieked. “The Minister has seen to +that!” + +Harry had never seen Professor McGonagall lose +control like this. There were angry blotches of color in +her cheeks, and her hands were balled into fists; she +was trembling with fury. + +Page | 775 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“When we told Mr. Fudge that we had caught the +Death Eater responsible for tonight’s events,” said +Snape, in a low voice, “he seemed to feel his personal +safety was in question. He insisted on summoning a +dementor to accompany him into the castle. He +brought it up to the office where Barty Crouch — ” + +“I told him you would not agree, Dumbledore!” +Professor McGonagall fumed. “I told him you would +never allow dementors to set foot inside the castle, +but — ” + +“My dear woman!” roared Fudge, who likewise looked +angrier than Harry had ever seen him, “as Minister of +Magic, it is my decision whether I wish to bring +protection with me when interviewing a possibly +dangerous — ” + +But Professor McGonagall’s voice drowned Fudge’s. + +“The moment that — that thing entered the room,” +she screamed, pointing at Fudge, trembling all over, +“it swooped down on Crouch and — and — ” + +Harry felt a chill in his stomach as Professor +McGonagall struggled to find words to describe what +had happened. He did not need her to finish her +sentence. He knew what the dementor must have +done. It had administered its fatal kiss to Barty +Crouch. It had sucked his soul out through his +mouth. He was worse than dead. + +“By all accounts, he is no loss!” blustered Fudge. “It +seems he has been responsible for several deaths!” + +“But he cannot now give testimony, Cornelius,” said +Dumbledore. He was staring hard at Fudge, as +though seeing him plainly for the first time. “He + + + +Page | 776 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cannot give evidence about why he killed those +people.” + + + +“Why he killed them? Well, that’s no mystery, is it?” +blustered Fudge. “He was a raving lunatic! From what +Minerva and Severus have told me, he seems to have +thought he was doing it all on You-Know- Who’s +instructions!” + +“Lord Voldemort was giving him instructions, +Cornelius,” Dumbledore said. “Those people’s deaths +were mere by-products of a plan to restore Voldemort +to full strength again. The plan succeeded. Voldemort +has been restored to his body.” + +Fudge looked as though someone had just swung a +heavy weight into his face. Dazed and blinking, he +stared back at Dumbledore as if he couldn’t quite +believe what he had just heard. He began to sputter, +still goggling at Dumbledore. + +“You-Know- Who ... returned? Preposterous. Come +now, Dumbledore ...” + +“As Minerva and Severus have doubtless told you,” +said Dumbledore, “we heard Barry Crouch confess. +Under the influence of Veritaserum, he told us how +he was smuggled out of Azkaban, and how Voldemort +— learning of his continued existence from Bertha +Jorkins — went to free him from his father and used +him to capture Harry. The plan worked, I tell you. +Crouch has helped Voldemort to return.” + +“See here, Dumbledore,” said Fudge, and Harry was +astonished to see a slight smile dawning on his face, +“you — you can’t seriously believe that. You-Know- +Who — back? Come now, come now . . . certainly, +Crouch may have believed himself to be acting upon + +Page | 777 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You-Know- Who’s orders — but to take the word of a +lunatic like that, Dumbledore ...” + +“When Harry touched the Triwizard Cup tonight, he +was transported straight to Voldemort,” said +Dumbledore steadily. “He witnessed Lord Voldemort’s +rebirth. I will explain it all to you if you will step up to +my office.” + +Dumbledore glanced around at Harry and saw that he +was awake, but shook his head and said, “I am afraid +I cannot permit you to question Harry tonight.” + +Fudge’s curious smile lingered. He too glanced at +Harry, then looked back at Dumbledore, and said, +“You are — er — prepared to take Harry’s word on +this, are you, Dumbledore?” + +There was a moment’s silence, which was broken by +Sirius growling. His hackles were raised, and he was +baring his teeth at Fudge. + +“Certainly, I believe Harry,” said Dumbledore. His +eyes were blazing now. “I heard Crouch’s confession, +and I heard Harry’s account of what happened after +he touched the Triwizard Cup; the two stories make +sense, they explain everything that has happened +since Bertha Jorkins disappeared last summer.” + +Fudge still had that strange smile on his face. Once +again, he glanced at Harry before answering. + +“You are prepared to believe that Lord Voldemort has +returned, on the word of a lunatic murderer, and a +boy who ... well ...” + +Fudge shot Harry another look, and Harry suddenly +understood. + + + +Page | 778 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ve been reading Rita Skeeter, Mr. Fudge,” he +said quietly. + +Ron, Hermione, Mrs. Weasley, and Bill all jumped. +None of them had realized that Harry was awake. + +Fudge reddened slightly, but a defiant and obstinate +look came over his face. + +“And if I have?” he said, looking at Dumbledore. “If I +have discovered that you’ve been keeping certain facts +about the boy very quiet? A Parselmouth, eh? And +having funny turns all over the place — ” + +“I assume that you are referring to the pains Harry +has been experiencing in his scar?” said Dumbledore +coolly. + +“You admit that he has been having these pains, +then?” said Fudge quickly. “Headaches? Nightmares? +Possibly — hallucinations?” + +“Listen to me, Cornelius,” said Dumbledore, taking a +step toward Fudge, and once again, he seemed to +radiate that indefinable sense of power that Harry +had felt after Dumbledore had Stunned young +Crouch. “Harry is as sane as you or I. That scar upon +his forehead has not addled his brains. I believe it +hurts him when Lord Voldemort is close by, or feeling +particularly murderous.” + +Fudge had taken half a step back from Dumbledore, +but he looked no less stubborn. + +“You’ll forgive me, Dumbledore, but I’ve never heard +of a curse scar acting as an alarm bell before. ...” + +“Look, I saw Voldemort come back!” Harry shouted. + +He tried to get out of bed again, but Mrs. Weasley + +Page | 779 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +forced him back. “I saw the Death Eaters! I can give +you their names! Lucius Malfoy — ” + +Snape made a sudden movement, but as Harry +looked at him, Snape’s eyes flew back to Fudge. + +“Malfoy was cleared!” said Fudge, visibly affronted. “A +very old family — donations to excellent causes — ” + +“Macnair!” Harry continued. + +“Also cleared! Now working for the Ministry!” + +“Avery — Nott — Crabbe — Goyle — ” + +“You are merely repeating the names of those who +were acquitted of being Death Eaters thirteen years +ago!” said Fudge angrily. “You could have found those +names in old reports of the trials! For heaven’s sake, +Dumbledore — the boy was full of some crackpot +story at the end of last year too — his tales are getting +taller, and you’re still swallowing them — the boy can +talk to snakes, Dumbledore, and you still think he’s +trustworthy?” + +“You fool!” Professor McGonagall cried. “Cedric +Diggory! Mr. Crouch! These deaths were not the +random work of a lunatic!” + +“I see no evidence to the contrary!” shouted Fudge, +now matching her anger, his face purpling. “It seems +to me that you are all determined to start a panic that +will destabilize everything we have worked for these +last thirteen years!” + +Harry couldn’t believe what he was hearing. He had +always thought of Fudge as a kindly figure, a little +blustering, a little pompous, but essentially good- +natured. But now a short, angry wizard stood before + +Page | 780 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him, refusing, point-blank, to accept the prospect of +disruption in his comfortable and ordered world — to +believe that Voldemort could have risen. + +“Voldemort has returned,” Dumbledore repeated. “If +you accept that fact straightaway, Fudge, and take +the necessary measures, we may still be able to save +the situation. The first and most essential step is to +remove Azkaban from the control of the dementors — ” + +“Preposterous!” shouted Fudge again. “Remove the +dementors? I’d be kicked out of office for suggesting +it! Half of us only feel safe in our beds at night +because we know the dementors are standing guard +at Azkaban!” + +“The rest of us sleep less soundly in our beds, +Cornelius, knowing that you have put Lord +Voldemort ’s most dangerous supporters in the care of +creatures who will join him the instant he asks them!” +said Dumbledore. “They will not remain loyal to you, +Fudge! Voldemort can offer them much more scope +for their powers and their pleasures than you can! +With the dementors behind him, and his old +supporters returned to him, you will be hard-pressed +to stop him regaining the sort of power he had +thirteen years ago!” + +Fudge was opening and closing his mouth as though +no words could express his outrage. + +“The second step you must take — and at once,” +Dumbledore pressed on, “is to send envoys to the +giants.” + +“Envoys to the giants?” Fudge shrieked, finding his +tongue again. “What madness is this?” + + + +Page | 781 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Extend them the hand of friendship, now, before it is +too late,” said Dumbledore, “or Voldemort will +persuade them, as he did before, that he alone among +wizards will give them their rights and their freedom!” + +“You — you cannot be serious!” Fudge gasped, +shaking his head and retreating further from +Dumbledore. “If the magical community got wind that +I had approached the giants — people hate them, +Dumbledore — end of my career — ” + +“You are blinded,” said Dumbledore, his voice rising +now, the aura of power around him palpable, his eyes +blazing once more, “by the love of the office you hold, +Cornelius! You place too much importance, and you +always have done, on the so-called purity of blood! + +You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone +is born, but what they grow to be! Your dementor has +just destroyed the last remaining member of a pure- +blood family as old as any — and see what that man +chose to make of his life! I tell you now — take the +steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, +in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest +Ministers of Magic we have ever known. Fail to act — +and history will remember you as the man who +stepped aside and allowed Voldemort a second chance +to destroy the world we have tried to rebuild!” + +“Insane,” whispered Fudge, still backing away. “Mad + + + +And then there was silence. Madam Pomfrey was +standing frozen at the foot of Harry’s bed, her hands +over her mouth. Mrs. Weasley was still standing over +Harry, her hand on his shoulder to prevent him from +rising. Bill, Ron, and Hermione were staring at Fudge. + +“If your determination to shut your eyes will carry you +as far as this, Cornelius,” said Dumbledore, “we have + +Page | 782 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +reached a parting of the ways. You must act as you +see fit. And I — I shall act as I see fit.” + +Dumbledore ’s voice carried no hint of a threat; it +sounded like a mere statement, but Fudge bristled as +though Dumbledore were advancing upon him with a +wand. + +“Now, see here, Dumbledore,” he said, waving a +threatening finger. “I’ve given you free rein, always. + +I’ve had a lot of respect for you. I might not have +agreed with some of your decisions, but I’ve kept +quiet. There aren’t many who’d have let you hire +werewolves, or keep Hagrid, or decide what to teach +your students without reference to the Ministry. But if +you’re going to work against me — ” + +“The only one against whom I intend to work,” said +Dumbledore, “is Lord Voldemort. If you are against +him, then we remain, Cornelius, on the same side.” + +It seemed Fudge could think of no answer to this. He +rocked backward and forward on his small feet for a +moment and spun his bowler hat in his hands. + +Finally, he said, with a hint of a plea in his voice, “He +can’t be back, Dumbledore, he just can’t be ...” + +Snape strode forward, past Dumbledore, pulling up +the left sleeve of his robes as he went. He stuck out +his forearm and showed it to Fudge, who recoiled. + +“There,” said Snape harshly. “There. The Dark Mark. + +It is not as clear as it was an hour or so ago, when it +burned black, but you can still see it. Every Death +Eater had the sign burned into him by the Dark Lord. +It was a means of distinguishing one another, and his +means of summoning us to him. When he touched +the Mark of any Death Eater, we were to Disapparate, +and Apparate, instantly, at his side. This Mark has +Page | 783 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +been growing clearer all year. Karkaroff’s too. Why do +you think Karkaroff fled tonight? We both felt the +Mark burn. We both knew he had returned. Karkaroff +fears the Dark Lord’s vengeance. He betrayed too +many of his fellow Death Eaters to be sure of a +welcome back into the fold.” + +Fudge stepped back from Snape too. He was shaking +his head. He did not seem to have taken in a word +Snape had said. He stared, apparently repelled by the +ugly mark on Snape ’s arm, then looked up at +Dumbledore and whispered, “I don’t know what you +and your staff are playing at, Dumbledore, but I have +heard enough. I have no more to add. I will be in +touch with you tomorrow, Dumbledore, to discuss the +running of this school. I must return to the Ministry.” + +He had almost reached the door when he paused. He +turned around, strode back down the dormitory, and +stopped at Harry’s bed. + +“Your winnings,” he said shortly, taking a large bag of +gold out of his pocket and dropping it onto Harry’s +bedside table. “One thousand Galleons. There should +have been a presentation ceremony, but under the +circumstances ...” + +He crammed his bowler hat onto his head and walked +out of the room, slamming the door behind him. The +moment he had disappeared, Dumbledore turned to +look at the group around Harry’s bed. + +“There is work to be done,” he said. “Molly ... am I +right in thinking that I can count on you and +Arthur?” + +“Of course you can,” said Mrs. Weasley. She was +white to the lips, but she looked resolute. “We know +what Fudge is. It’s Arthur’s fondness for Muggles that + +Page | 784 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +has held him back at the Ministry all these years. +Fudge thinks he lacks proper wizarding pride.” + +“Then I need to send a message to Arthur,” said +Dumbledore. “All those that we can persuade of the +truth must be notified immediately, and he is well +placed to contact those at the Ministry who are not as +shortsighted as Cornelius.” + +“Ill go to Dad,” said Bill, standing up. “Ill go now.” + +“Excellent,” said Dumbledore. “Tell him what has +happened. Tell him I will be in direct contact with him +shortly. He will need to be discreet, however. If Fudge +thinks I am interfering at the Ministry — ” + +“Leave it to me,” said Bill. + +He clapped a hand on Harry’s shoulder, kissed his +mother on the cheek, pulled on his cloak, and strode +quickly from the room. + +“Minerva,” said Dumbledore, turning to Professor +McGonagall, “I want to see Hagrid in my office as +soon as possible. Also — if she will consent to come — +Madame Maxime.” + +Professor McGonagall nodded and left without a word. + +“Poppy,” Dumbledore said to Madam Pomfrey, “would +you be very kind and go down to Professor Moody’s +office, where I think you will find a house-elf called +Winky in considerable distress? Do what you can for +her, and take her back to the kitchens. I think Dobby +will look after her for us.” + +“Very — very well,” said Madam Pomfrey, looking +startled, and she too left. + + + +Page | 785 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore made sure that the door was closed, and +that Madam Pomfrey’s footsteps had died away, +before he spoke again. + +“And now,” he said, “it is time for two of our number +to recognize each other for what they are. Sirius ... if +you could resume your usual form.” + +The great black dog looked up at Dumbledore, then, +in an instant, turned back into a man. + +Mrs. Weasley screamed and leapt back from the bed. + +“Sirius Black!” she shrieked, pointing at him. + +“Mum, shut up!” Ron yelled. “It’s okay!” + +Snape had not yelled or jumped backward, but the +look on his face was one of mingled fury and horror. + +“Him!” he snarled, staring at Sirius, whose face +showed equal dislike. “What is he doing here?” + +“He is here at my invitation,” said Dumbledore, +looking between them, “as are you, Severus. I trust +you both. It is time for you to lay aside your old +differences and trust each other.” + +Harry thought Dumbledore was asking for a near +miracle. Sirius and Snape were eyeing each other +with the utmost loathing. + +“I will settle, in the short term,” said Dumbledore, +with a bite of impatience in his voice, “for a lack of +open hostility. You will shake hands. You are on the +same side now. Time is short, and unless the few of +us who know the truth do not stand united, there is +no hope for any of us.” + + + +Page | 786 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Very slowly — but still glaring at each other as +though each wished the other nothing but ill — Sirius +and Snape moved toward each other and shook +hands. They let go extremely quickly. + +“That will do to be going on with,” said Dumbledore, +stepping between them once more. “Now I have work +for each of you. Fudge’s attitude, though not +unexpected, changes everything. Sirius, I need you to +set off at once. You are to alert Remus Lupin, Arabella +Figg, Mundungus Fletcher — the old crowd. Lie low at +Lupins for a while; I will contact you there.” + +“But — ” said Harry. + +He wanted Sirius to stay. He did not want to have to +say goodbye again so quickly. + +“You’ll see me very soon, Harry,” said Sirius, turning +to him. “I promise you. But I must do what I can, you +understand, don’t you?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Yeah ... of course I do.” + +Sirius grasped his hand briefly, nodded to +Dumbledore, transformed again into the black dog, +and ran the length of the room to the door, whose +handle he turned with a paw. Then he was gone. + +“Severus,” said Dumbledore, turning to Snape, “you +know what I must ask you to do. If you are ready ... if +you are prepared ...” + +“I am,” said Snape. + +He looked slightly paler than usual, and his cold, +black eyes glittered strangely. + + + +Page | 787 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Then good luck,” said Dumbledore, and he watched, +with a trace of apprehension on his face, as Snape +swept wordlessly after Sirius. + +It was several minutes before Dumbledore spoke +again. + +“I must go downstairs,” he said finally. “I must see the +Diggorys. Harry — take the rest of your potion. I will +see all of you later.” + +Harry slumped back against his pillows as +Dumbledore disappeared. Hermione, Ron, and Mrs. +Weasley were all looking at him. None of them spoke +for a very long time. + +“You’ve got to take the rest of your potion, Harry,” + +Mrs. Weasley said at last. Her hand nudged the sack +of gold on his bedside cabinet as she reached for the +bottle and the goblet. “You have a good long sleep. Try +and think about something else for a while . . . think +about what you’re going to buy with your winnings!” + +“I don’t want that gold,” said Harry in an +expressionless voice. “You have it. Anyone can have +it. I shouldn’t have won it. It should’ve been Cedric’s.” + +The thing against which he had been fighting on and +off ever since he had come out of the maze was +threatening to overpower him. He could feel a +burning, prickling feeling in the inner corners of his +eyes. He blinked and stared up at the ceiling. + +“It wasn’t your fault, Harry,” Mrs. Weasley whispered. + +“I told him to take the cup with me,” said Harry. + +Now the burning feeling was in his throat too. He +wished Ron would look away. + +Page | 788 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley set the potion down on the bedside +cabinet, bent down, and put her arms around Harry. +He had no memory of ever being hugged like this, as +though by a mother. The full weight of everything he +had seen that night seemed to fall in upon him as +Mrs. Weasley held him to her. His mother’s face, his +father’s voice, the sight of Cedric, dead on the ground +all started spinning in his head until he could hardly +bear it, until he was screwing up his face against the +howl of misery fighting to get out of him. + +There was a loud slamming noise, and Mrs. Weasley +and Harry broke apart. Hermione was standing by the +window. She was holding something tight in her +hand. + +“Sorry,” she whispered. + +“Your potion, Harry,” said Mrs. Weasley quickly, +wiping her eyes on the back of her hand. + +Harry drank it in one gulp. The effect was +instantaneous. Heavy, irresistible waves of dreamless +sleep broke over him; he fell back onto his pillows and +thought no more. + + + +Page | 789 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE BEGINNING + +When he looked back, even a month later, Harry +found he had only scattered memories of the next few +days. It was as though he had been through too much +to take in any more. The recollections he did have +were very painful. The worst, perhaps, was the +meeting with the Diggorys that took place the +following morning. + +They did not blame him for what had happened; on +the contrary, both thanked him for returning Cedric’s +body to them. Mr. Diggory sobbed through most of +the interview. Mrs. Diggory ’s grief seemed to be +beyond tears. + +“He suffered very little then,” she said, when Harry +had told her how Cedric had died. “And after all, + +Amos ... he died just when he’d won the tournament. +He must have been happy.” + +When they got to their feet, she looked down at Harry +and said, “You look after yourself, now.” + +Page | 790 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry seized the sack of gold on the bedside table. + +“You take this,” he muttered to her. “It should’ve been +Cedric’s, he got there first, you take it — ” + +But she backed away from him. + +“Oh no, it’s yours, dear, I couldn’t ... you keep it.” + +Harry returned to Gryffindor Tower the following +evening. From what Hermione and Ron told him, +Dumbledore had spoken to the school that morning +at breakfast. He had merely requested that they leave +Harry alone, that nobody ask him questions or badger +him to tell the story of what had happened in the +maze. Most people, he noticed, were skirting him in +the corridors, avoiding his eyes. Some whispered +behind their hands as he passed. He guessed that +many of them had believed Rita Skeeter’s article +about how disturbed and possibly dangerous he was. +Perhaps they were formulating their own theories +about how Cedric had died. He found he didn’t care +very much. He liked it best when he was with Ron +and Hermione and they were talking about other +things, or else letting him sit in silence while they +played chess. He felt as though all three of them had +reached an understanding they didn’t need to put +into words; that each was waiting for some sign, some +word, of what was going on outside Hogwarts — and +that it was useless to speculate about what might be +coming until they knew anything for certain. The only +time they touched upon the subject was when Ron +told Harry about a meeting Mrs. Weasley had had +with Dumbledore before going home. + +“She went to ask him if you could come straight to us +this summer,” he said. “But he wants you to go back +to the Dursleys, at least at first.” + + + +Page | 791 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why?” said Harry. + +“She said Dumbledore’s got his reasons,” said Ron, +shaking his head darkly. “I suppose we’ve got to trust +him, haven’t we?” + +The only person apart from Ron and Hermione that +Harry felt able to talk to was Hagrid. As there was no +longer a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, they +had those lessons free. They used the one on +Thursday afternoon to go down and visit Hagrid in his +cabin. It was a bright and sunny day; Fang bounded +out of the open door as they approached, barking and +wagging his tail madly. + +“Who’s that?” called Hagrid, coming to the door. + +“ Harry\” + +He strode out to meet them, pulled Harry into a one- +armed hug, ruffled his hair, and said, “Good ter see +yeh, mate. Good ter see yeh.” + +They saw two bucket-size cups and saucers on the +wooden table in front of the fireplace when they +entered Hagrid ’s cabin. + +“Bin havin’ a cuppa with Olympe,” Hagrid said. “She’s +jus’ left.” + +“Who?” said Ron curiously. + +“Madame Maxime, o’ course!” said Hagrid. + +“You two made up, have you?” said Ron. + +“Dunno what yeh’re talkin’ about,” said Hagrid airily, +fetching more cups from the dresser. When he had +made tea and offered around a plate of doughy + + + +Page | 792 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cookies, he leaned back in his chair and surveyed +Harry closely through his beetle-black eyes. + +“You all righ’?” he said gruffly. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“No, yeh’re not,” said Hagrid. “ ’Course yeh’re not. But +yeh will be.” + +Harry said nothing. + +“Knew he was goin’ ter come back,” said Hagrid, and +Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked up at him, shocked. +“Known it fer years, Harry. Knew he was out there, +bidin’ his time. It had ter happen. Well, now it has, +an’ we’ll jus’ have ter get on with it. We’ll fight. Migh’ +be able ter stop him before he gets a good hold. That’s +Dumbledore’s plan, anyway. Great man, Dumbledore. +’S long as we’ve got him, I’m not too worried.” + +Hagrid raised his bushy eyebrows at the disbelieving +expressions on their faces. + +“No good sittin’ worryin’ abou’ it,” he said. “What’s +cornin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does. +Dumbledore told me wha’ you did, Harry.” + +Hagrid’s chest swelled as he looked at Harry. + +“Yeh did as much as yer father would’ve done, an’ I +can’ give yeh no higher praise than that.” + +Harry smiled back at him. It was the first time he’d +smiled in days. “What’s Dumbledore asked you to do, +Hagrid?” he asked. “He sent Professor McGonagall to +ask you and Madame Maxime to meet him — that +night.” + + + +Page | 793 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Got a little job fer me over the summer,” said Hagrid. +“Secret, though. I’m not s’pposed ter talk abou’ it, no, +not even ter you lot. Olympe — Madame Maxime ter +you — might be cornin’ with me. I think she will. +Think I got her persuaded.” + +“Is it to do with Voldemort?” + +Hagrid flinched at the sound of the name. + +“Migh’ be,” he said evasively. “Now ... who’d like ter +come an’ visit the las’ skrewt with me? I was jokin’ — +jokin’!” he added hastily, seeing the looks on their +faces. + + + +k k k + + + +It was with a heavy heart that Harry packed his trunk +up in the dormitory on the night before his return to +Privet Drive. He was dreading the Leaving Feast, +which was usually a cause for celebration, when the +winner of the Inter-House Championship would be +announced. He had avoided being in the Great Hall +when it was full ever since he had left the hospital +wing, preferring to eat when it was nearly empty to +avoid the stares of his fellow students. + +When he, Ron, and Hermione entered the Hall, they +saw at once that the usual decorations were missing. +The Great Hall was normally decorated with the +winning House’s colors for the Leaving Feast. Tonight, +however, there were black drapes on the wall behind +the teachers’ table. Harry knew instantly that they +were there as a mark of respect to Cedric. + +The real Mad-Eye Moody was at the staff table now, +his wooden leg and his magical eye back in place. He +was extremely twitchy, jumping every time someone + + + +Page | 794 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spoke to him. Harry couldn’t blame him; Moody’s fear +of attack was bound to have been increased by his +ten-month imprisonment in his own trunk. Professor +Karkaroff’s chair was empty. Harry wondered, as he +sat down with the other Gryffindors, where Karkaroff +was now, and whether Voldemort had caught up with +him. + +Madame Maxime was still there. She was sitting next +to Hagrid. They were talking quietly together. Further +along the table, sitting next to Professor McGonagall, +was Snape. His eyes lingered on Harry for a moment +as Harry looked at him. His expression was difficult to +read. He looked as sour and unpleasant as ever. + +Harry continued to watch him, long after Snape had +looked away. + +What was it that Snape had done on Dumbledore’s +orders, the night that Voldemort had returned? And +why ... why ... was Dumbledore so convinced that +Snape was truly on their side? He had been their spy, +Dumbledore had said so in the Pensieve. Snape had +turned spy against Voldemort, “at great personal +risk.” Was that the job he had taken up again? Had +he made contact with the Death Eaters, perhaps? +Pretended that he had never really gone over to +Dumbledore, that he had been, like Voldemort +himself, biding his time? + +Harry’s musings were ended by Professor +Dumbledore, who stood up at the staff table. The +Great Hall, which in any case had been less noisy +than it usually was at the Leaving Feast, became very +quiet. + +“The end,” said Dumbledore, looking around at them +all, “of another year.” + + + +Page | 795 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He paused, and his eyes fell upon the Hufflepuff +table. Theirs had been the most subdued table before +he had gotten to his feet, and theirs were still the +saddest and palest faces in the Hall. + +“There is much that I would like to say to you all +tonight,” said Dumbledore, “but I must first +acknowledge the loss of a very fine person, who +should be sitting here,” he gestured toward the +Hufflepuffs, “enjoying our feast with us. I would like +you all, please, to stand, and raise your glasses, to +Cedric Diggory.” + +They did it, all of them; the benches scraped as +everyone in the Hall stood, and raised their goblets, +and echoed, in one loud, low, rumbling voice, “Cedric +Diggory.” + +Harry caught a glimpse of Cho through the crowd. +There were tears pouring silently down her face. He +looked down at the table as they all sat down again. + +“Cedric was a person who exemplified many of the +qualities that distinguish Hufflepuff house,” +Dumbledore continued. “He was a good and loyal +friend, a hard worker, he valued fair play. His death +has affected you all, whether you knew him well or +not. I think that you have the right, therefore, to +know exactly how it came about.” + +Harry raised his head and stared at Dumbledore. + +“Cedric Diggory was murdered by Lord Voldemort.” + +A panicked whisper swept the Great Hall. People were +staring at Dumbledore in disbelief, in horror. He +looked perfectly calm as he watched them mutter +themselves into silence. + + + +Page | 796 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Ministry of Magic,” Dumbledore continued, “does +not wish me to tell you this. It is possible that some of +your parents will be horrified that I have done so — +either because they will not believe that Lord +Voldemort has returned, or because they think I +should not tell you so, young as you are. It is my +belief, however, that the truth is generally preferable +to lies, and that any attempt to pretend that Cedric +died as the result of an accident, or some sort of +blunder of his own, is an insult to his memory.” + +Stunned and frightened, every face in the Hall was +turned toward Dumbledore now ... or almost every +face. Over at the Slytherin table, Harry saw Draco +Malfoy muttering something to Crabbe and Goyle. +Harry felt a hot, sick swoop of anger in his stomach. +He forced himself to look back at Dumbledore. + +“There is somebody else who must be mentioned in +connection with Cedric’s death,” Dumbledore went +on. “I am talking, of course, about Harry Potter.” + +A kind of ripple crossed the Great Hall as a few heads +turned in Harry’s direction before flicking back to face +Dumbledore. + +“Harry Potter managed to escape Lord Voldemort,” +said Dumbledore. “He risked his own life to return +Cedric’s body to Hogwarts. He showed, in every +respect, the sort of bravery that few wizards have ever +shown in facing Lord Voldemort, and for this, I honor +him.” + +Dumbledore turned gravely to Harry and raised his +goblet once more. Nearly everyone in the Great Hall +followed suit. They murmured his name, as they had +murmured Cedric’s, and drank to him. But through a +gap in the standing figures, Harry saw that Malfoy, +Crabbe, Goyle, and many of the other Slytherins had +Page | 797 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +remained defiantly in their seats, their goblets +untouched. Dumbledore, who after all possessed no +magical eye, did not see them. + +When everyone had once again resumed their seats, +Dumbledore continued, “The Triwizard Tournament’s +aim was to further and promote magical +understanding. In the light of what has happened — +of Lord Voldemort’s return — such ties are more +important than ever before.” + +Dumbledore looked from Madame Maxime and +Hagrid, to Fleur Delacour and her fellow Beauxbatons +students, to Viktor Krum and the Durmstrangs at the +Slytherin table. Krum, Harry saw, looked wary, +almost frightened, as though he expected Dumbledore +to say something harsh. + +“Every guest in this Hall,” said Dumbledore, and his +eyes lingered upon the Durmstrang students, “will be +welcomed back here at any time, should they wish to +come. I say to you all, once again — in the light of +Lord Voldemort’s return, we are only as strong as we +are united, as weak as we are divided. Lord +Voldemort’s gift for spreading discord and enmity is +very great. We can fight it only by showing an equally +strong bond of friendship and trust. Differences of +habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are +identical and our hearts are open. + +“It is my belief — and never have I so hoped that I am +mistaken — that we are all facing dark and difficult +times. Some of you in this Hall have already suffered +directly at the hands of Lord Voldemort. Many of your +families have been torn asunder. A week ago, a +student was taken from our midst. + +“Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should +come when you have to make a choice between what + +Page | 798 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +is right and what is easy, remember what happened +to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because +he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. +Remember Cedric Diggory.” + +Harry’s trunk was packed; Hedwig was back in her +cage on top of it. He, Ron, and Hermione were waiting +in the crowded entrance hall with the rest of the +fourth years for the carriages that would take them +back to Hogsmeade station. It was another beautiful +summer’s day. He supposed that Privet Drive would +be hot and leafy, its flower beds a riot of color, when +he arrived there that evening. The thought gave him +no pleasure at all. + +“ ’Arry!” + +He looked around. Fleur Delacour was hurrying up +the stone steps into the castle. Beyond her, far across +the grounds, Harry could see Hagrid helping Madame +Maxime to back two of the giant horses into their +harness. The Beauxbatons carriage was about to take +off. + +“We will see each uzzer again, I ’ope,” said Fleur as +she reached him, holding out her hand. “I am ’oping +to get a job ’ere, to improve my Eenglish.” + +“It’s very good already,” said Ron in a strangled sort of +voice. Fleur smiled at him; Hermione scowled. + +“Good-bye, ’Arry,” said Fleur, turning to go. “It ’az +been a pleasure meeting you!” + +Harry’s spirits couldn’t help but lift slightly as he +watched Fleur hurry back across the lawns to +Madame Maxime, her silvery hair rippling in the +sunlight. + + + +Page | 799 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wonder how the Durmstrang students are getting +back,” said Ron. “D’you reckon they can steer that +ship without Karkaroff?” + +“Karkaroff did not steer,” said a gruff voice. “He +stayed in his cabin and let us do the vork.” + +Krum had come to say good-bye to Hermione. + +“Could I have a vord?” he asked her. + +“Oh ... yes ... all right,” said Hermione, looking +slightly flustered, and following Krum through the +crowd and out of sight. + +“You’d better hurry up!” Ron called loudly after her. +“The carriages’ll be here in a minute!” + +He let Harry keep a watch for the carriages, however, +and spent the next few minutes craning his neck over +the crowd to try and see what Krum and Hermione +might be up to. They returned quite soon. Ron stared +at Hermione, but her face was quite impassive. + +“I liked Diggory,” said Krum abruptly to Harry. “He +vos alvays polite to me. Alvays. Even though I vos +from Durmstrang — with Karkaroff,” he added, +scowling. + +“Have you got a new headmaster yet?” said Harry. + +Krum shrugged. He held out his hand as Fleur had +done, shook Harry’s hand, and then Ron’s. Ron +looked as though he was suffering some sort of +painful internal struggle. Krum had already started +walking away when Ron burst out, “Can I have your +autograph?” + + + +Page | 800 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione turned away, smiling at the horseless +carriages that were now trundling toward them up the +drive, as Krum, looking surprised but gratified, signed +a fragment of parchment for Ron. + + + +The weather could not have been more different on +the journey back to King’s Cross than it had been on +their way to Hogwarts the previous September. There +wasn’t a single cloud in the sky. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione had managed to get a compartment to +themselves. Pigwidgeon was once again hidden under +Ron’s dress robes to stop him from hooting +continually; Hedwig was dozing, her head under her +wing, and Crookshanks was curled up in a spare seat +like a large, furry ginger cushion. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione talked more fully and freely than they had +all week as the train sped them southward. Harry felt +as though Dumbledore’s speech at the Leaving Feast +had unblocked him, somehow. It was less painful to +discuss what had happened now. They broke off their +conversation about what action Dumbledore might be +taking, even now, to stop Voldemort only when the +lunch trolley arrived. + +When Hermione returned from the trolley and put her +money back into her schoolbag, she dislodged a copy +of the Daily Prophet that she had been carrying in +there. Harry looked at it, unsure whether he really +wanted to know what it might say, but Hermione, +seeing him looking at it, said calmly, “There’s nothing +in there. You can look for yourself, but there’s +nothing at all. I’ve been checking every day. Just a +small piece the day after the third task saying you +won the tournament. They didn’t even mention +Cedric. Nothing about any of it. If you ask me, Fudge +is forcing them to keep quiet.” + + + +Page | 801 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’ll never keep Rita quiet,” said Harry. “Not on a +story like this.” + +“Oh, Rita hasn’t written anything at all since the third +task,” said Hermione in an oddly constrained voice. +“As a matter of fact,” she added, her voice now +trembling slightly, “Rita Skeeter isn’t going to be +writing anything at all for a while. Not unless she +wants me to spill the beans on her.” + +“What are you talking about?” said Ron. + +“I found out how she was listening in on private +conversations when she wasn’t supposed to be +coming onto the grounds,” said Hermione in a rush. + +Harry had the impression that Hermione had been +dying to tell them this for days, but that she had +restrained herself in light of everything else that had +happened. + +“How was she doing it?” said Harry at once. + +“How did you find out?” said Ron, staring at her. + +“Well, it was you, really, who gave me the idea, + +Harry,” she said. + +“Did I?” said Harry, perplexed. “How?” + +“Bugging,” said Hermione happily. + +“But you said they didn’t work — ” + +“Oh not electronic bugs,” said Hermione. “No, you see +... Rita Skeeter” — Hermione ’s voice trembled with +quiet triumph — “is an unregistered Animagus. She +can turn — ” + + + +Page | 802 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione pulled a small sealed glass jar out of her +bag. + +“ — into a beetle.” + +“You’re kidding,” said Ron. “You haven’t ... she’s not + + + +“Oh yes she is,” said Hermione happily, brandishing +the jar at them. + +Inside were a few twigs and leaves and one large, fat +beetle. + +“That’s never — you’re kidding — ” Ron whispered, +lifting the jar to his eyes. + +“No, I’m not,” said Hermione, beaming. “I caught her +on the windowsill in the hospital wing. Look very +closely, and you 11 notice the markings around her +antennae are exactly like those foul glasses she +wears.” + +Harry looked and saw that she was quite right. He +also remembered something. + +“There was a beetle on the statue the night we heard +Hagrid telling Madame Maxime about his mum!” + +“Exactly,” said Hermione. “And Viktor pulled a beetle +out of my hair after we’d had our conversation by the +lake. And unless I’m very much mistaken, Rita was +perched on the windowsill of the Divination class the +day your scar hurt. She’s been buzzing around for +stories all year.” + +“When we saw Malfoy under that tree ...” said Ron +slowly. + + + +Page | 803 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He was talking to her, in his hand,” said Hermione. +“He knew, of course. That’s how she’s been getting all +those nice little interviews with the Slytherins. They +wouldn’t care that she was doing something illegal, as +long as they were giving her horrible stuff about us +and Hagrid.” + +Hermione took the glass jar back from Ron and +smiled at the beetle, which buzzed angrily against the +glass. + +“I’ve told her I’ll let her out when we get back to +London,” said Hermione. “I’ve put an Unbreakable +Charm on the jar, you see, so she can’t transform. + +And I’ve told her she’s to keep her quill to herself for a +whole year. See if she can’t break the habit of writing +horrible lies about people.” + +Smiling serenely, Hermione placed the beetle back +inside her schoolbag. + +The door of the compartment slid open. + +“Very clever, Granger,” said Draco Malfoy. + +Crabbe and Goyle were standing behind him. All +three of them looked more pleased with themselves, +more arrogant and more menacing, than Harry had +ever seen them. + +“So,” said Malfoy slowly, advancing slightly into the +compartment and looking slowly around at them, a +smirk quivering on his lips. “You caught some +pathetic reporter, and Potter’s Dumbledore’s favorite +boy again. Big deal.” + +His smirk widened. Crabbe and Goyle leered. + + + +Page | 804 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Trying not to think about it, are we?” said Malfoy +softly, looking around at all three of them. “Trying to +pretend it hasn’t happened?” + +“Get out,” said Harry. + +He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had +watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during +Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a +kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his wand +under his robes. + +“You’ve picked the losing side, Potter! I warned you! I +told you you ought to choose your company more +carefully, remember? When we met on the train, first +day at Hogwarts? I told you not to hang around with +riffraff like this!” He jerked his head at Ron and +Hermione. “Too late now, Potter! They’ll be the first to +go, now the Dark Lord’s back! Mudbloods and +Muggle-lovers first! Well — second — Diggory was the +f— ” + +It was as though someone had exploded a box of +fireworks within the compartment. Blinded by the +blaze of the spells that had blasted from every +direction, deafened by a series of bangs, Harry +blinked and looked down at the floor. + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were all lying unconscious +in the doorway. He, Ron, and Hermione were on their +feet, all three of them having used a different hex. Nor +were they the only ones to have done so. + +“Thought we’d see what those three were up to,” said +Fred matter-of-factly, stepping onto Goyle and into +the compartment. He had his wand out, and so did +George, who was careful to tread on Malfoy as he +followed Fred inside. + + + +Page | 805 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Interesting effect,” said George, looking down at +Crabbe. “Who used the Furnunculus Curse?” + +“Me,” said Harry. + +“Odd,” said George lightly. “I used Jelly-Legs. Looks +as though those two shouldn’t be mixed. He seems to +have sprouted little tentacles all over his face. Well, +let’s not leave them here, they don’t add much to the +decor.” + +Ron, Harry, and George kicked, rolled, and pushed +the unconscious Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle — each of +whom looked distinctly the worse for the jumble of +jinxes with which they had been hit — out into the +corridor, then came back into the compartment and +rolled the door shut. + +“Exploding Snap, anyone?” said Fred, pulling out a +pack of cards. + +They were halfway through their fifth game when +Harry decided to ask them. + +“You going to tell us, then?” he said to George. “Who +you were blackmailing?” + +“Oh,” said George darkly. “ That + +“It doesn’t matter,” said Fred, shaking his head +impatiently. “It wasn’t anything important. Not now, +anyway.” + +“We’ve given up,” said George, shrugging. + +But Harry, Ron, and Hermione kept on asking, and +finally, Fred said, “All right, all right, if you really +want to know ... it was Ludo Bagman.” + + + +Page | 806 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bagman?” said Harry sharply. “Are you saying he +was involved in — ” + +“Nah,” said George gloomily. “Nothing like that. + +Stupid git. He wouldn’t have the brains.” + +“Well, what, then?” said Ron. + +Fred hesitated, then said, “You remember that bet we +had with him at the Quidditch World Cup? About how +Ireland would win, but Krum would get the Snitch?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry and Ron slowly. + +“Well, the git paid us in leprechaun gold he’d caught +from the Irish mascots.” + +“So?” + +“So,” said Fred impatiently, “it vanished, didn’t it? By +next morning, it had gone!” + +“But — it must’ve been an accident, mustn’t it?” said +Hermione. + +George laughed very bitterly. + +“Yeah, that’s what we thought, at first. We thought if +we just wrote to him, and told him he’d made a +mistake, he’d cough up. But nothing doing. Ignored +our letter. We kept trying to talk to him about it at +Hogwarts, but he was always making some excuse to +get away from us.” + +“In the end, he turned pretty nasty,” said Fred. “Told +us we were too young to gamble, and he wasn’t giving +us anything.” + + + +Page | 807 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So we asked for our money back,” said George +glowering. + +“He didn’t refuse!” gasped Hermione. + +“Right in one,” said Fred. + +“But that was all your savings!” said Ron. + +“Tell me about it,” said George. “ ’Course, we found +out what was going on in the end. Lee Jordan’s dad +had had a bit of trouble getting money off Bagman as +well. Turns out he’s in big trouble with the goblins. +Borrowed loads of gold off them. A gang of them +cornered him in the woods after the World Cup and +took all the gold he had, and it still wasn’t enough to +cover all his debts. They followed him all the way to +Hogwarts to keep an eye on him. He’s lost everything +gambling. Hasn’t got two Galleons to rub together. +And you know how the idiot tried to pay the goblins +back?” + +“How?” said Harry. + +“He put a bet on you, mate,” said Fred. “Put a big bet +on you to win the tournament. Bet against the +goblins.” + +“So that’s why he kept trying to help me win!” said +Harry. “Well — I did win, didn’t I? So he can pay you +your gold!” + +“Nope,” said George, shaking his head. “The goblins +play as dirty as him. They say you drew with Diggory, +and Bagman was betting you’d win outright. So +Bagman had to run for it. He did run for it right after +the third task.” + + + +Page | 808 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +George sighed deeply and started dealing out the +cards again. + +The rest of the journey passed pleasantly enough; +Harry wished it could have gone on all summer, in +fact, and that he would never arrive at King’s Cross . . . +but as he had learned the hard way that year, time +will not slow down when something unpleasant lies +ahead, and all too soon, the Hogwarts Express was +pulling in at platform nine and three-quarters. The +usual confusion and noise filled the corridors as the +students began to disembark. Ron and Hermione +struggled out past Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, +carrying their trunks. Harry, however, stayed put. + +“Fred — George — wait a moment.” + +The twins turned. Harry pulled open his trunk and +drew out his Triwizard winnings. + +“Take it,” he said, and he thrust the sack into +George’s hands. + +“What?” said Fred, looking flabbergasted. + +“Take it,” Harry repeated firmly. “I don’t want it.” + +“You’re mental,” said George, trying to push it back at +Harry. + +“No, I’m not,” said Harry. “You take it, and get +inventing. It’s for the joke shop.” + +“He is mental,” Fred said in an almost awed voice. + +“Listen,” said Harry firmly. “If you don’t take it, I’m +throwing it down the drain. I don’t want it and I don’t +need it. But I could do with a few laughs. We could all + + + +Page | 809 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to +need them more than usual before long.” + +“Harry,” said George weakly, weighing the money bag +in his hands, “there’s got to be a thousand Galleons +in here.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, grinning. “Think how many +Canary Creams that is.” + +The twins stared at him. + +“Just don’t tell your mum where you got it ... +although she might not be so keen for you to join the +Ministry anymore, come to think of it. ...” + +“Harry,” Fred began, but Harry pulled out his wand. + +“Look,” he said flatly, “take it, or I’ll hex you. I know +some good ones now. Just do me one favor, okay? + +Buy Ron some different dress robes and say they’re +from you.” + +He left the compartment before they could say +another word, stepping over Malfoy, Crabbe, and +Goyle, who were still lying on the floor, covered in hex +marks. + +Uncle Vernon was waiting beyond the barrier. Mrs. +Weasley was close by him. She hugged Harry very +tightly when she saw him and whispered in his ear, “I +think Dumbledore will let you come to us later in the +summer. Keep in touch, Harry.” + +“See you, Harry,” said Ron, clapping him on the back. + +“ ’Bye, Harry!” said Hermione, and she did something +she had never done before, and kissed him on the +cheek. + +Page | 810 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry — thanks,” George muttered, while Fred +nodded fervently at his side. + +Harry winked at them, turned to Uncle Vernon, and +followed him silently from the station. There was no +point worrying yet, he told himself, as he got into the +back of the Dursleys’ car. + +As Hagrid had said, what would come, would come... +and he would have to meet it when it did. + + + +Page | 811 + + + +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling + + + + +HARRY + +POTTER + + + + +I + + + + +DUDLEY DEMENTED + +The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to +a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square +houses of Privet Drive. Cars that were usually +gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that +were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing; +the use of hosepipes had been banned due to +drought. Deprived of their usual car-washing and +lawn-mowing pursuits, the inhabitants of Privet Drive +had retreated into the shade of their cool houses, +windows thrown wide in the hope of tempting in a +nonexistent breeze. The only person left outdoors was +a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a +flower bed outside number four. + +He was a skinny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who +had the pinched, slightly unhealthy look of someone +who has grown a lot in a short space of time. His +jeans were torn and dirty, his T-shirt baggy and +faded, and the soles of his trainers were peeling away +from the uppers. Harry Potter’s appearance did not +endear him to the neighbors, who were the sort of +people who thought scruffiness ought to be +Page | 2 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +punishable by law, but as he had hidden himself +behind a large hydrangea bush this evening he was +quite invisible to passersby. In fact, the only way he +would be spotted was if his Uncle Vernon or Aunt +Petunia stuck their heads out of the living room +window and looked straight down into the flower bed +below. + +On the whole, Harry thought he was to be +congratulated on his idea of hiding here. He was not, +perhaps, very comfortable lying on the hot, hard +earth, but on the other hand, nobody was glaring at +him, grinding their teeth so loudly that he could not +hear the news, or shooting nasty questions at him, as +had happened every time he had tried sitting down in +the living room and watching television with his aunt +and uncle. + +Almost as though this thought had fluttered through +the open window, Vernon Dursley, Harry’s uncle, +suddenly spoke. “Glad to see the boy’s stopped trying +to butt in. Where is he anyway?” + +“I don’t know,” said Aunt Petunia unconcernedly. “Not +in the house.” + +Uncle Vernon grunted. + +“Watching the news ...” he said scathingly. “I’d like to +know what he’s really up to. As if a normal boy cares +what’s on the news — Dudley hasn’t got a clue what’s +going on, doubt he knows who the Prime Minister is! +Anyway, it’s not as if there ’d be anything about his lot +on our news — ” + +“Vernon, shh\” said Aunt Petunia. “The window’s +open!” + +“Oh — yes — sorry, dear ...” + +Page | 3 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Dursleys fell silent. Harry listened to a jingle +about Fruit ’N Bran breakfast cereal while he watched +Mrs. Figg, a batty, cat-loving old lady from nearby +Wisteria Walk, amble slowly past. She was frowning +and muttering to herself. Harry was very pleased that +he was concealed behind the bush; Mrs. Figg had +recently taken to asking him around for tea whenever +she met him in the street. She had rounded the +corner and vanished from view before Uncle Vernon’s +voice floated out of the window again. + +“Dudders out for tea?” + +“At the Polkisses’,” said Aunt Petunia fondly. “He’s got +so many little friends, he’s so popular ...” + +Harry repressed a snort with difficulty. The Dursleys +really were astonishingly stupid about their son, +Dudley; they had swallowed all his dim-witted lies +about having tea with a different member of his gang +every night of the summer holidays. Harry knew +perfectly well that Dudley had not been to tea +anywhere; he and his gang spent every evening +vandalizing the play park, smoking on street corners, +and throwing stones at passing cars and children. +Harry had seen them at it during his evening walks +around Little Whinging; he had spent most of the +holidays wandering the streets, scavenging +newspapers from bins along the way. + +The opening notes of the music that heralded the +seven o’clock news reached Harry’s ears and his +stomach turned over. Perhaps tonight — after a +month of waiting — would be the night — + +“Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill +airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers’ strike +reaches its second week — ” + + + +Page | 4 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Give ’em a lifelong siesta, I would,” snarled Uncle +Vernon over the end of the newsreader’s sentence, +but no matter: Outside in the flower bed, Harry’s +stomach seemed to unclench. If anything had +happened, it would surely have been the first item on +the news; death and destruction were more important +than stranded holidaymakers... + +He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the +brilliant blue sky. Every day this summer had been +the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary +relief, and then mounting tension again . . . and +always, growing more insistent all the time, the +question of why nothing had happened yet... + +He kept listening, just in case there was some small +clue, not recognized for what it really was by the +Muggles — an unexplained disappearance, +perhaps, or some strange accident ... but the +baggage-handlers’ strike was followed by news on the +drought in the Southeast (“I hope he’s listening next +door!” bellowed Uncle Vernon, “with his sprinklers on +at three in the morning!”); then a helicopter that had +almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous +actress’s divorce from her famous husband (“as if +we’re interested in their sordid affairs,” sniffed Aunt +Petunia, who had followed the case obsessively in +every magazine she could lay her bony hands on). + +Harry closed his eyes against the now blazing evening +sky as the newsreader said, “And finally, Bungy the +budgie has found a novel way of keeping cool this +summer. Bungy, who lives at the Five Feathers in +Barnsley, has learned to water-ski! Mary Dorkins +went to find out more...” + +Harry opened his eyes again. If they had reached +water-skiing budgerigars, there was nothing else +worth hearing. He rolled cautiously onto his front and + +Page | 5 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +raised himself onto his knees and elbows, preparing +to crawl out from under the window. + +He had moved about two inches when several things +happened in very quick succession. + +A loud, echoing crack broke the sleepy silence like a +gunshot; a cat streaked out from under a parked car +and flew out of sight; a shriek, a bellowed oath, and +the sound of breaking china came from the Dursleys’ +living room, and as though Harry had been waiting +for this signal, he jumped to his feet, at the same time +pulling from the waistband of his jeans a thin wooden +wand as if he were unsheathing a sword. But before +he could draw himself up to full height, the top of his +head collided with the Dursleys’ open window, and +the resultant crash made Aunt Petunia scream even +louder. + +Harry felt as if his head had been split in two; eyes +streaming, he swayed, trying to focus on the street +and spot the source of the noise, but he had barely +staggered upright again when two large purple hands +reached through the open window and closed tightly +around his throat. + +“Put — it — away\” Uncle Vernon snarled into Harry’s +ear. “Now\ Before — anyone — sees!” + +“Get — off — me!” Harry gasped; for a few seconds +they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle’s sausage- +like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a +firm grip on his raised wand. Then, as the pain in the +top of Harry’s head gave a particularly nasty throb, +Uncle Vernon yelped and released Harry as though he +had received an electric shock — some invisible force +seemed to have surged through his nephew, making +him impossible to hold. + + + +Page | 6 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Panting, Harry fell forward over the hydrangea bush, +straightened up, and stared around. There was no +sign of what had caused the loud cracking noise, but +there were several faces peering through various +nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wand hastily back +into his jeans and tried to look innocent. + +“Lovely evening!” shouted Uncle Vernon, waving at +Mrs. Number Seven, who was glaring from behind her +net curtains. “Did you hear that car backfire just +now? Gave Petunia and me quite a turn!” + +He continued to grin in a horrible, manic way until all +the curious neighbors had disappeared from their +various windows, then the grin became a grimace of +rage as he beckoned Harry back toward him. + +Harry moved a few steps closer, taking care to stop +just short of the point at which Uncle Vernon’s +outstretched hands could resume their strangling. + +“What the devil do you mean by it, boy?” asked Uncle +Vernon in a croaky voice that trembled with fury. + +“What do I mean by what?” said Harry coldly. He kept +looking left and right up the street, still hoping to see +the person who had made the cracking noise. + +“Making a racket like a starting pistol right outside +our — ” + +“I didn’t make that noise,” said Harry firmly. + +Aunt Petunia’s thin, horsey face now appeared beside +Uncle Vernon’s wide, purple one. She looked livid. + +“Why were you lurking under our window?” + + + +Page | 7 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes — yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing +under our window, boy?” + +“Listening to the news,” said Harry in a resigned +voice. + +His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. + +“Listening to the news! Again?” + +“Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry. + +“Don’t you be clever with me, boy! I want to know +what you’re really up to — and don’t give me any +more of this listening to the news tosh! You know +perfectly well that your lot ...” + +“Careful, Vernon!” breathed Aunt Petunia, and Uncle +Vernon lowered his voice so that Harry could barely +hear him, "... that your lot don’t get on our news!” + +“That’s all you know,” said Harry. + +The Dursleys goggled at him for a few seconds, then +Aunt Petunia said, “You’re a nasty little liar. What are +all those — ” she too lowered her voice so that Harry +had to lip-read the next word, “ — owls — doing if +they’re not bringing you news?” + +“Aha!” said Uncle Vernon in a triumphant whisper. +“Get out of that one, boy! As if we didn’t know you get +all your news from those pestilential birds!” + +Harry hesitated for a moment. It cost him something +to tell the truth this time, even though his aunt and +uncle could not possibly know how bad Harry felt at +admitting it. + + + +Page | 8 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The owls ... aren’t bringing me news,” said Harry +tonelessly. + +“I don’t believe it,” said Aunt Petunia at once. + +“No more do I,” said Uncle Vernon forcefully. + +“We know you’re up to something funny,” said Aunt +Petunia. + +“We’re not stupid, you know,” said Uncle Vernon. + +“Well, that’s news to me,” said Harry, his temper +rising, and before the Dursleys could call him back, +he had wheeled about, crossed the front lawn, +stepped over the low garden wall, and was striding off +up the street. + +He was in trouble now and he knew it. He would have +to face his aunt and uncle later and pay the price for +his rudeness, but he did not care very much just at +the moment; he had much more pressing matters on +his mind. + +Harry was sure that the cracking noise had been +made by someone Apparating or Disapparating. It +was exactly the sound Dobby the house-elf made +when he vanished into thin air. Was it possible that +Dobby was here in Privet Drive? Could Dobby be +following him right at this very moment? As this +thought occurred he wheeled around and stared back +down Privet Drive, but it appeared to be completely +deserted again and Harry was sure that Dobby did +not know how to become invisible... + +He walked on, hardly aware of the route he was +taking, for he had pounded these streets so often +lately that his feet carried him to his favorite haunts +automatically. Every few steps he glanced back over + +Page | 9 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +his shoulder. Someone magical had been near him as +he lay among Aunt Petunias dying begonias, he was +sure of it. Why hadn’t they spoken to him, why hadn’t +they made contact, why were they hiding now? + +And then, as his feeling of frustration peaked, his +certainty leaked away. + +Perhaps it hadn’t been a magical sound after all. +Perhaps he was so desperate for the tiniest sign of +contact from the world to which he belonged that he +was simply overreacting to perfectly ordinary noises. +Could he be sure it hadn’t been the sound of +something breaking inside a neighbor’s house? + +Harry felt a dull, sinking sensation in his stomach +and, before he knew it, the feeling of hopelessness +that had plagued him all summer rolled over him +once again... + +Tomorrow morning he would be awoken by the alarm +at five o’clock so that he could pay the owl that +delivered the Daily Prophet — but was there any point +in continuing to take it? Harry merely glanced at the +front page before throwing it aside these days; when +the idiots who ran the paper finally realized that +Voldemort was back it would be headline news, and +that was the only kind Harry cared about. + +If he was lucky, there would also be owls carrying +letters from his best friends, Ron and Hermione, +though any expectation he had had that their letters +would bring him news had long since been dashed. + +“We can’t say much about you-know-what, +obviously...” “We’ve been told not to say anything +important in case our letters go astray...” “We’re quite +busy but I can’t give you details here...” “There’s a fair + + + +Page | 10 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +amount going on, we’ll tell you everything when we see +you...” + +But when were they going to see him? Nobody seemed +too bothered with a precise date. Hermione had +scribbled, “I expect we’ll be seeing you quite soon” +inside his birthday card, but how soon was soon? As +far as Harry could tell from the vague hints in their +letters, Hermione and Ron were in the same place, +presumably at Ron’s parents’ house. He could hardly +bear to think of the pair of them having fun at the +Burrow when he was stuck in Privet Drive. In fact, he +was so angry at them that he had thrown both their +birthday presents of Honeydukes chocolates away +unopened, though he had regretted this after eating +the wilting salad Aunt Petunia had provided for +dinner that night. + +And what were Ron and Hermione busy with? Why +wasn’t he, Harry, busy? Hadn’t he proved himself +capable of handling much more than they? Had they +all forgotten what he had done? Hadn’t it been he who +had entered that graveyard and watched Cedric being +murdered and been tied to that tombstone and nearly +killed ... ? + +Don’t think about that, Harry told himself sternly for +the hundredth time that summer. It was bad enough +that he kept revisiting the graveyard in his +nightmares, without dwelling on it in his waking +moments too. + +He turned a corner into Magnolia Crescent; halfway +along he passed the narrow alleyway down the side of +a garage where he had first clapped eyes on his +godfather. Sirius, at least, seemed to understand how +Harry was feeling; admittedly his letters were just as +empty of proper news as Ron and Hermione’s, but at + + + +Page | 11 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +least they contained words of caution and consolation +instead of tantalizing hints: + +“ I know this must be frustrating for you...” “Keep your +nose clean and everything will be okay...” “Be careful +and don’t do anything rash...” + +Well, thought Harry, as he crossed Magnolia +Crescent, turned into Magnolia Road, and headed +toward the darkening play park, he had (by and large) +done as Sirius advised; he had at least resisted the +temptation to tie his trunk to his broomstick and set +off for the Burrow by himself. In fact Harry thought +his behavior had been very good considering how +frustrated and angry he felt at being stuck in Privet +Drive this long, reduced to hiding in flower beds in +the hope of hearing something that might point to +what Lord Voldemort was doing. Nevertheless, it was +quite galling to be told not to be rash by a man who +had served twelve years in the wizard prison, + +Azkaban, escaped, attempted to commit the murder +he had been convicted for in the first place, then gone +on the run with a stolen hippogriff. . . + +Harry vaulted over the locked park gate and set off +across the parched grass. The park was as empty as +the surrounding streets. When he reached the swings +he sank onto the only one that Dudley and his friends +had not yet managed to break, coiled one arm around +the chain, and stared moodily at the ground. He +would not be able to hide in the Dursleys’ flower bed +again. Tomorrow he would have to think of some +fresh way of listening to the news. In the meantime, +he had nothing to look forward to but another +restless, disturbed night, because even when he +escaped nightmares about Cedric he had unsettling +dreams about long dark corridors, all finishing in +dead ends and locked doors, which he supposed had +something to do with the trapped feeling he had when +Page | 12 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he was awake. Often the old scar on his forehead +prickled uncomfortably, but he did not fool himself +that Ron or Hermione or Sirius would find that very +interesting anymore... In the past his scar hurting +had warned that Voldemort was getting stronger +again, but now that Voldemort was back they would +probably remind him that its regular irritation was +only to be expected... Nothing to worry about ... old +news ... + +The injustice of it all welled up inside him so that he +wanted to yell with fury. If it hadn’t been for him, +nobody would even have known Voldemort was back! +And his reward was to be stuck in Little Whinging for +four solid weeks, completely cut off from the magical +world, reduced to squatting among dying begonias so +that he could hear about water-skiing budgerigars! +How could Dumbledore have forgotten him so easily? +Why had Ron and Hermione got together without +inviting him along too? How much longer was he +supposed to endure Sirius telling him to sit tight and +be a good boy; or resist the temptation to write to the +stupid Daily Prophet and point out that Voldemort +had returned? These furious thoughts whirled around +in Harry’s head, and his insides writhed with anger as +a sultry, velvety night fell around him, the air full of +the smell of warm, dry grass and the only sound that +of the low grumble of traffic on the road beyond the +park railings. + +He did not know how long he had sat on the swing +before the sound of voices interrupted his musings +and he looked up. The street-lamps from the +surrounding roads were casting a misty glow strong +enough to silhouette a group of people making their +way across the park. One of them was singing a loud, +crude song. The others were laughing. A soft ticking +noise came from several expensive racing bikes that +they were wheeling along. + +Page | 13 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry knew who those people were. The figure in front +was unmistakably his cousin, Dudley Dursley, +wending his way home, accompanied by his faithful +gang. + +Dudley was as vast as ever, but a year’s hard dieting +and the discovery of a new talent had wrought quite a +change in his physique. As Uncle Vernon delightedly +told anyone who would listen, Dudley had recently +become the Junior Heavyweight Inter-School Boxing +Champion of the Southeast. “The noble sport,” as +Uncle Vernon called it, had made Dudley even more +formidable than he had seemed to Harry in the +primary school days when he had served as Dudley’s +first punching bag. Harry was not remotely afraid of +his cousin anymore but he still didn’t think that +Dudley learning to punch harder and more accurately +was cause for celebration. Neighborhood children all +around were terrified of him — even more terrified +than they were of “that Potter boy,” who, they had +been warned, was a hardened hooligan who attended +St. Brutus’s Secure Center for Incurably Criminal +Boys. + +Harry watched the dark figures crossing the grass +and wondered whom they had been beating up +tonight. Look round, Harry found himself thinking as +he watched them. Come on ... look round ... I’m sitting +here all alone... Come and have ago... + +If Dudley’s friends saw him sitting here, they would +be sure to make a beeline for him, and what would +Dudley do then? He wouldn’t want to lose face in +front of the gang, but he’d be terrified of provoking +Harry. . . It would be really fun to watch Dudley’s +dilemma; to taunt him, watch him, with him +powerless to respond . . . and if any of the others tried +hitting Harry, Harry was ready — he had his wand . . . +let them try ... He’d love to vent some of his +Page | 14 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +frustration on the boys who had once made his life +hell — + + + +But they did not turn around, they did not see him, +they were almost at the railings. Harry mastered the +impulse to call after them... Seeking a fight was not a +smart move... He must not use magic... He would be +risking expulsion again... + +Dudley’s gang’s voices died; they were out of sight, +heading along Magnolia Road. + +There you go, Sirius, Harry thought dully. Nothing +rash. Kept my nose clean. Exactly the opposite of what +you’d have done ... + +He got to his feet and stretched. Aunt Petunia and +Uncle Vernon seemed to feel that whenever Dudley +turned up was the right time to be home, and anytime +after that was much too late. Uncle Vernon had +threatened to lock Harry in the shed if he came home +after Dudley again, so, stifling a yawn, still scowling, +Harry set off toward the park gate. + +Magnolia Road, like Privet Drive, was full of large, +square houses with perfectly manicured lawns, all +owned by large, square owners who drove very clean +cars similar to Uncle Vernon’s. Harry preferred Little +Whinging by night, when the curtained windows +made patches of jewel-bright colors in the darkness +and he ran no danger of hearing disapproving +mutters about his “delinquent” appearance when he +passed the householders. He walked quickly, so that +halfway along Magnolia Road Dudley’s gang came into +view again; they were saying their farewells at the +entrance to Magnolia Crescent. Harry stepped into +the shadow of a large lilac tree and waited. + + + +Page | 15 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... squealed like a pig, didn’t he?” Malcolm was +saying, to guffaws from the others. + +“Nice right hook, Big D,” said Piers. + +“Same time tomorrow?” said Dudley. + +“Round at my place, my parents are out,” said +Gordon. + +“See you then,” said Dudley. + +“Bye Dud!” + +“See ya, Big D!” + +Harry waited for the rest of the gang to move on +before setting off again. When their voices had faded +once more he headed around the corner into Magnolia +Crescent and by walking very quickly he soon came +within hailing distance of Dudley, who was strolling +along at his ease, humming tunelessly. + +“Hey, Big D!” + +Dudley turned. + +“Oh,” he grunted. “It’s you.” + +“How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?” said Harry. + +“Shut it,” snarled Dudley, turning away again. + +“Cool name,” said Harry, grinning and falling into +step beside his cousin. “But you’ll always be Ickle +Diddykins to me.” + +“I said, SHUT IT!” said Dudley, whose ham-like hands +had curled into fists. + +Page | 16 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t the boys know that’s what your mum calls +you?” + +“Shut your face.” + +“You don’t tell her to shut her face. What about +‘popkin’ and ‘Dinky Diddydums,’ can I use them +then?” + +Dudley said nothing. The effort of keeping himself +from hitting Harry seemed to be demanding all his +self-control. + +“So who’ve you been beating up tonight?” Harry +asked, his grin fading. “Another ten-year-old? I know +you did Mark Evans two nights ago — ” + +“He was asking for it,” snarled Dudley. + +“Oh yeah?” + +“He cheeked me.” + +“Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that’s been +taught to walk on its hind legs? ’Cause that’s not +cheek, Dud, that’s true ...” + +A muscle was twitching in Dudley’s jaw. It gave Harry +enormous satisfaction to know how furious he was +making Dudley; he felt as though he was siphoning +off his own frustration into his cousin, the only outlet +he had. + +They turned right down the narrow alleyway where +Harry had first seen Sirius and which formed a +shortcut between Magnolia Crescent and Wisteria +Walk. It was empty and much darker than the streets +it linked because there were no streetlamps. Their + + + +Page | 17 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +footsteps were muffled between garage walls on one +side and a high fence on the other. + +“Think you’re a big man carrying that thing, don’t +you?” Dudley said after a few seconds. + +“What thing?” + +“That — that thing you’re hiding.” + +Harry grinned again. + +“Not as stupid as you look, are you, Dud? But I s’pose +if you were, you wouldn’t be able to walk and talk at +the same time...” + +Harry pulled out his wand. He saw Dudley look +sideways at it. + +“You’re not allowed,” Dudley said at once. “I know +you’re not. You’d get expelled from that freak school +you go to.” + +“How d’you know they haven’t changed the rules, Big +D?” + +“They haven’t,” said Dudley, though he didn’t sound +completely convinced. Harry laughed softly. + +“You haven’t got the guts to take me on without that +thing, have you?” Dudley snarled. + +“Whereas you just need four mates behind you before +you can beat up a ten-year-old. You know that boxing +title you keep banging on about? How old was your +opponent? Seven? Eight?” + +“He was sixteen for your information,” snarled +Dudley, “and he was out cold for twenty minutes after + +Page | 18 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I’d finished with him and he was twice as heavy as +you. You just wait till I tell Dad you had that thing +out — ” + +“Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing +champ frightened of nasty Harry’s wand?” + +“Not this brave at night, are you?” sneered Dudley. + +“This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when +it goes all dark like this.” + +“I mean when you’re in bed!” Dudley snarled. + +He had stopped walking. Harry stopped too, staring at +his cousin. From the little he could see of Dudley’s +large face, he was wearing a strangely triumphant +look. + +“What d’you mean, I’m not brave in bed?” said Harry, +completely nonplussed. “What — am I supposed to be +frightened of pillows or something?” + +“I heard you last night,” said Dudley breathlessly. +“Talking in your sleep. Moaning.” + +“What d’you mean?” Harry said again, but there was +a cold, plunging sensation in his stomach. He had +revisited the graveyard last night in his dreams. + +Dudley gave a harsh bark of laughter then adopted a +high-pitched, whimpering voice. “ ‘Don’t kill Cedric! +Don’t kill Cedric!’ Who’s Cedric — your boyfriend?” + +“I — you’re lying — ” said Harry automatically. But his +mouth had gone dry. He knew Dudley wasn’t lying — +how else would he know about Cedric? + + + +Page | 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ T)ad! Help me, Dad! He’s going to kill me, Dad! Boo- +hoo!”’ + +“Shut up,” said Harry quietly. “Shut up, Dudley, I’m +warning you!” + +“ ‘Come and help me, Dad! Mum, come and help me! +He’s killed Cedric! Dad, help me! He’s going to — ’ +Don’t you point that thing at me\” + +Dudley backed into the alley wall. Harry was pointing +the wand directly at Dudley’s heart. Harry could feel +fourteen years’ hatred of Dudley pounding in his +veins — what wouldn’t he give to strike now, to jinx +Dudley so thoroughly he’d have to crawl home like an +insect, struck dumb, sprouting feelers — + +“Don’t ever talk about that again,” Harry snarled. +“D’you understand me?” + +“Point that thing somewhere else!” + +“I said, do you understand me?” + +“Point it somewhere else\” + +“DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?” + +“GET THAT THING AWAY FROM — ” + +Dudley gave an odd, shuddering gasp, as though he +had been doused in icy water. + +Something had happened to the night. The star- +strewn indigo sky was suddenly pitch-black and +lightless — the stars, the moon, the misty streetlamps +at either end of the alley had vanished. The distant +grumble of cars and the whisper of trees had gone. + +The balmy evening was suddenly piercingly, bitingly +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +cold. They were surrounded by total, impenetrable, +silent darkness, as though some giant hand had +dropped a thick, icy mantle over the entire alleyway, +blinding them. + +For a split second Harry thought he had done magic +without meaning to, despite the fact that he’d been +resisting as hard as he could — then his reason +caught up with his senses — he didn’t have the power +to turn off the stars. He turned his head this way and +that, trying to see something, but the darkness +pressed on his eyes like a weightless veil. + +Dudley’s terrified voice broke in Harry’s ear. + +“W-what are you d-doing? St-stop it!” + +“I’m not doing anything! Shut up and don’t move!” + +“I c-can’t see! I’ve g-gone blind! I — ” + +“I said shut up!” + +Harry stood stock-still, turning his sightless eyes left +and right. The cold was so intense that he was +shivering all over; goose bumps had erupted up his +arms, and the hairs on the back of his neck were +standing up — he opened his eyes to their fullest +extent, staring blankly around, unseeing . . . + +It was impossible... They couldn’t be here... Not in +Little Whinging ... He strained his ears... He would +hear them before he saw them... + +“I’ll t-tell Dad!” Dudley whimpered. “W-where are you? +What are you d-do — ?” + +“Will you shut up?” Harry hissed, “I’m trying to lis — ” + + + +Page | 21 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But he fell silent. He had heard just the thing he had +been dreading. + + + +There was something in the alleyway apart from +themselves, something that was drawing long, hoarse, +rattling breaths. Harry felt a horrible jolt of dread as +he stood trembling in the freezing air. + +“C-cut it out! Stop doing it! Ill h-hit you, I swear I +will!” + +“Dudley, shut — ” + +WHAM + +A fist made contact with the side of Harry’s head, +lifting Harry off his feet. Small white lights popped in +front of Harry’s eyes; for the second time in an hour +he felt as though his head had been cleaved in two; +next moment he had landed hard on the ground, and +his wand had flown out of his hand. + +“You moron, Dudley!” Harry yelled, his eyes watering +with pain, as he scrambled to his hands and knees, +now feeling around frantically in the blackness. He +heard Dudley blundering away, hitting the alley fence, +stumbling. + +“DUDLEY, COME BACK! YOU’RE RUNNING RIGHT +AT IT!” + +There was a horrible squealing yell, and Dudley’s +footsteps stopped. At the same moment, Harry felt a +creeping chill behind him that could mean only one +thing. There was more than one. + +“DUDLEY, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! WHATEVER +YOU DO, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Wand!” Harry + +Page | 22 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +muttered frantically, his hands flying over the ground +like spiders. “Where’s — wand — come on — Lumosl” + +He said the spell automatically, desperate for light to +help him in his search — and to his disbelieving +relief, light flared inches from his right hand — the +wand tip had ignited. Harry snatched it up, +scrambled to his feet, and turned around. + +His stomach turned over. + +A towering, hooded figure was gliding smoothly +toward him, hovering over the ground, no feet or face +visible beneath its robes, sucking on the night as it +came. + +Stumbling backward, Harry raised his wand. + +“Expecto Patronurrd” + +A silvery wisp of vapor shot from the tip of the wand +and the dementor slowed, but the spell hadn’t worked +properly; tripping over his feet, Harry retreated +farther as the dementor bore down upon him, panic +fogging his brain — concentrate — + +A pair of gray, slimy, scabbed hands slid from inside +the dementor’s robes, reaching for him. A rushing +noise filled Harry’s ears. + +“Expecto PatronumV’ + +His voice sounded dim and distant... Another wisp of +silver smoke, feebler than the last, drifted from the +wand — he couldn’t do it anymore, he couldn’t work +the spell — + +There was laughter inside his own head, shrill, high- +pitched laughter... He could smell the dementor’s + +Page | 23 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +putrid, death-cold breath, filling his own lungs, +drowning him — Think ... something happy... + +But there was no happiness in him... The dementor’s +icy fingers were closing on his throat — the high- +pitched laughter was growing louder and louder, and +a voice spoke inside his head — “Bow to death, + +Harry. . . It might even be painless. . . I would not +know... I have never died...” + +He was never going to see Ron and Hermione again — + +And their faces burst clearly into his mind as he +fought for breath — + +“EXPECTO PATRONUM” + +An enormous silver stag erupted from the tip of +Harry’s wand; its antlers caught the dementor in the +place where the heart should have been; it was +thrown backward, weightless as darkness, and as the +stag charged, the dementor swooped away, batlike +and defeated. + +“THIS WAY!” Harry shouted at the stag. Wheeling +around, he sprinted down the alleyway, holding the lit +wand aloft. “DUDLEY? DUDLEY!” + +He had run barely a dozen steps when he reached +them: Dudley was curled on the ground, his arms +clamped over his face; a second dementor was +crouching low over him, gripping his wrists in its +slimy hands, prizing them slowly, almost lovingly +apart, lowering its hooded head toward Dudley’s face +as though about to kiss him... + +“GET IT!” Harry bellowed, and with a rushing, roaring +sound, the silver stag he had conjured came galloping +back past him. The dementor’s eyeless face was + +Page | 24 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +barely an inch from Dudley’s when the silver antlers +caught it; the thing was thrown up into the air and, +like its fellow, it soared away and was absorbed into +the darkness. The stag cantered to the end of the +alleyway and dissolved into silver mist. + +Moon, stars, and streetlamps burst back into life. A +warm breeze swept the alleyway. Trees rustled in +neighboring gardens and the mundane rumble of cars +in Magnolia Crescent filled the air again. Harry stood +quite still, all his senses vibrating, taking in the +abrupt return to normality. After a moment he +became aware that his T-shirt was sticking to him; he +was drenched in sweat. + +He could not believe what had just happened. +Dementors here, in Little Whinging . . . + +Dudley lay curled up on the ground, whimpering and +shaking. Harry bent down to see whether he was in a +fit state to stand up, but then heard loud, running +footsteps behind him; instinctively raising his wand +again, he spun on his heel to face the newcomer. + +Mrs. Figg, their batty old neighbor, came panting into +sight. Her grizzled gray hair was escaping from its +hairnet, a clanking string shopping bag was swinging +from her wrist, and her feet were halfway out of her +tartan carpet slippers. Harry made to stow his wand +hurriedly out of sight, but — + +“Don’t put it away, idiot boy!” she shrieked. “What if +there are more of them around? Oh, I’m going to kill +Mundungus Fletcher!” + + + +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +A PECK OF OWLS + +“What?” said Harry blankly. + +“He left!” said Mrs. Figg, wringing her hands. “Left to +see someone about a batch of cauldrons that fell off +the back of a broom! I told him I’d flay him alive if he +went, and now look! Dementors! It’s just lucky I put +Mr. Tibbies on the case! But we haven’t got time to +stand around! Hurry, now, we’ve got to get you back! +Oh, the trouble this is going to cause! I will kill him!” + +“But — ” + +The revelation that his batty old cat-obsessed +neighbor knew what dementors were was almost as +big a shock to Harry as meeting two of them down the +alleyway. “You’re — you’re a witch?” + +“I’m a Squib, as Mundungus knows full well, so how +on earth was I supposed to help you fight off +dementors? He left you completely without cover +when I warned him — ” + + + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“This bloke Mundungus has been following me? Hang +on — it was him). He Disapparated from the front of +my house!” + +“Yes, yes, yes, but luckily I’d stationed Mr. Tibbies +under a car just in case, and Mr. Tibbies came and +warned me, but by the time I got to your house you’d +gone — and now — oh, what’s Dumbledore going to +say? You!” she shrieked at Dudley, still supine on the +alley floor. “Get your fat bottom off the ground, +quick!” + +“You know Dumbledore?” said Harry, staring at her. + +“Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn’t know +Dumbledore? But come on — I’ll be no help if they +come back, I’ve never so much as Transfigured a +teabag — ” + +She stooped down, seized one of Dudley’s massive +arms in her wizened hands, and tugged. + +“Get up, you useless lump, get up!” + +But Dudley either could not or would not move. He +was still on the ground, trembling and ashen-faced, +his mouth shut very tight. + +“I’ll do it.” Harry took hold of Dudley’s arm and +heaved: With an enormous effort he managed to hoist +Dudley to his feet. Dudley seemed to be on the point +of fainting: His small eyes were rolling in their sockets +and sweat was beading his face; the moment Harry let +go of him he swayed dangerously. + +“Hurry up!” said Mrs. Figg hysterically. + +Harry pulled one of Dudley’s massive arms around +his own shoulders and dragged him toward the road, + +Page | 27 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +sagging slightly under his weight. Mrs. Figg tottered +along in front of them, peering anxiously around the +corner. + +“Keep your wand out,” she told Harry, as they entered +Wisteria Walk. “Never mind the Statute of Secrecy +now, there’s going to be hell to pay anyway, we might +as well be hanged for a dragon as an egg. Talk about +the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery ... +This was exactly what Dumbledore was afraid of — +what’s that at the end of the street? Oh, it’s just Mr. +Prentice... Don’t put your wand away, boy, don’t I +keep telling you I’m no use?” + +It was not easy to hold a wand steady and carry +Dudley along at the same time. Harry gave his cousin +an impatient dig in the ribs, but Dudley seemed to +have lost all desire for independent movement. He +was slumped on Harry’s shoulder, his large feet +dragging along the ground. + +“Why didn’t you tell me you’re a Squib?” Harry asked +Mrs. Figg, panting with the effort to keep walking. “All +those times I came round your house — why didn’t +you say anything?” + +“Dumbledore ’s orders. I was to keep an eye on you +but not say anything, you were too young. I’m sorry I +gave you such a miserable time, but the Dursleys +would never have let you come if they’d thought you +enjoyed it. It wasn’t easy, you know... But oh my +word,” she said tragically, wringing her hands once +more, “when Dumbledore hears about this — how +could Mundungus have left, he was supposed to be +on duty until midnight — where is he? How am I +going to tell Dumbledore what’s happened, I can’t +Apparate — ” + + + +Page | 28 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ve got an owl, you can borrow her,” Harry groaned, +wondering whether his spine was going to snap under +Dudley’s weight. + +“Harry, you don’t understand! Dumbledore will need +to act as quickly as possible, the Ministry have their +own ways of detecting underage magic, they’ll know +already, you mark my words — ” + +“But I was getting rid of dementors, I had to use +magic — they’re going to be more worried what +dementors were doing floating around Wisteria Walk, +surely?” + +“Oh my dear, I wish it were so but I’m afraid — +MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER, I AM GOING TO KILL +YOU!” + +There was a loud crack and a strong smell of mingled +drink and stale tobacco filled the air as a squat, +unshaven man in a tattered overcoat materialized +right in front of them. He had short bandy legs, long +straggly ginger hair, and bloodshot baggy eyes that +gave him the doleful look of a basset hound; he was +also clutching a silvery bundle that Harry recognized +at once as an Invisibility Cloak. + +“ ’S’ up, Figgy?” he said, staring from Mrs. Figg to +Harry and Dudley. “What ’appened to staying +undercover?” + +“I’ll give you undercover!” cried Mrs. Figg. “Dementors, +you useless, skiving sneak thief!” + +“Dementors?” repeated Mundungus, aghast. +“Dementors here?” + + + +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, here, you worthless pile of bat droppings, here!” +shrieked Mrs. Figg. “Dementors attacking the boy on +your watch!” + +“Blimey,” said Mundungus weakly, looking from Mrs. +Figg to Harry and back again. “Blimey, I ...” + +“And you off buying stolen cauldrons! Didn’t I tell you +not to go? Didn’t i?” + +“I — well, I — ” Mundungus looked deeply +uncomfortable. “It ... it was a very good business +opportunity, see ...” + +Mrs. Figg raised the arm from which her string bag +dangled and whacked Mundungus around the face +and neck with it; judging by the clanking noise it +made it was full of cat food. + +“Ouch — gerroff — gerroff, you mad old bat! + +Someone’s gotta tell Dumbledore!” + +“Yes — they — have!” yelled Mrs. Figg, still swinging +the bag of cat food at every bit of Mundungus she +could reach. “And — it — had — better — be — you — +and — you — can — tell — him — why — you — +weren’t — there — to — help!” + +“Keep your ’airnet on!” said Mundungus, his arms +over his head, cowering. “I’m going, I’m going!” + +And with another loud crack, he vanished. + +“I hope Dumbledore murders him!” said Mrs. Figg +furiously. “Now come on, Harry, what are you waiting +for?” + +Harry decided not to waste his remaining breath on +pointing out that he could barely walk under Dudley’s + +Page | 30 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +bulk. He gave the semiconscious Dudley a heave and +staggered onward. + +“I’ll take you to the door,” said Mrs. Figg, as they +turned into Privet Drive. “Just in case there are more +of them around... Oh my word, what a catastrophe ... +and you had to fight them off yourself . . . and +Dumbledore said we were to keep you from doing +magic at all costs... Well, it’s no good crying over +spilled potion, I suppose ... but the cat’s among the +pixies now ...” + +“So,” Harry panted, “Dumbledore ’s ... been having ... +me followed?” + +“Of course he has,” said Mrs. Figg impatiently. “Did +you expect him to let you wander around on your own +after what happened in June? Good Lord, boy, they +told me you were intelligent... Right ... get inside and +stay there,” she said as they reached number four. “I +expect someone will be in touch with you soon +enough.” + +“What are you going to do?” asked Harry quickly. + +“I’m going straight home,” said Mrs. Figg, staring +around the dark street and shuddering. “I’ll need to +wait for more instructions. Just stay in the house. +Good night.” + +“Hang on, don’t go yet! I want to know — ” + +But Mrs. Figg had already set off at a trot, carpet +slippers flopping, string bag clanking. + +“Wait!” Harry shouted after her; he had a million +questions to ask anyone who was in contact with +Dumbledore; but within seconds Mrs. Figg was +swallowed by the darkness. Scowling, Harry + +Page | 31 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +readjusted Dudley on his shoulder and made his +slow, painful way up number four’s garden path. + +The hall light was on. Harry stuck his wand back +inside the waistband of his jeans, rang the bell, and +watched Aunt Petunia’s outline grow larger and +larger, oddly distorted by the rippling glass in the +front door. + +“Diddy! About time too, I was getting quite — quite — +Diddy, what’s the matter?” + +Harry looked sideways at Dudley and ducked out +from under his arm just in time. Dudley swayed for a +moment on the spot, his face pale green, then he +opened his mouth at last and vomited all over the +doormat. + +“DIDDY! Diddy, what’s the matter with you? Vernon? +VERNON!” + +Harry’s uncle came galumphing out of the living +room, walrus mustache blowing hither and thither as +it always did when he was agitated. He hurried +forward to help Aunt Petunia negotiate a weak-kneed +Dudley over the threshold while avoiding stepping in +the pool of sick. + +“He’s ill, Vernon!” + +“What is it, son? What’s happened? Did Mrs. Polkiss +give you something foreign for tea?” + +“Why are you all covered in dirt, darling? Have you +been lying on the ground?” + +“Hang on — you haven’t been mugged, have you, +son?” + + + +Page | 32 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aunt Petunia screamed. + + + +“Phone the police, Vernon! Phone the police! Diddy, +darling, speak to Mummy! What did they do to you?” + +In all the kerfuffle, nobody seemed to have noticed +Harry, which suited him perfectly. He managed to slip +inside just before Uncle Vernon slammed the door +and while the Dursleys made their noisy progress +down the hall toward the kitchen, Harry moved +carefully and quietly toward the stairs. + +“Who did it, son? Give us names. Well get them, don’t +worry.” + +“Shh! He’s trying to say something, Vernon! What is +it, Diddy? Tell Mummy!” + +Harry’s foot was on the bottommost stair when +Dudley found his voice. + +“Him” + +Harry froze, foot on the stair, face screwed up, braced +for the explosion. + +“BOY! COME HERE!” + +With a feeling of mingled dread and anger, Harry +removed his foot slowly from the stair and turned to +follow the Dursleys. + +The scrupulously clean kitchen had an oddly unreal +glitter after the darkness outside. Aunt Petunia was +ushering Dudley into a chair; he was still very green +and clammy looking. Uncle Vernon was standing in +front of the draining board, glaring at Harry through +tiny, narrowed eyes. + + + +Page | 33 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What have you done to my son?” he said in a +menacing growl. + + + +“Nothing,” said Harry, knowing perfectly well that +Uncle Vernon wouldn’t believe him. + +“What did he do to you, Diddy?” Aunt Petunia said in +a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of +Dudley’s leather jacket. “Was it — was it you-know- +what, darling? Did he use — his thing?” + +Slowly, tremulously, Dudley nodded. + +“I didn’t!” Harry said sharply, as Aunt Petunia let out +a wail and Uncle Vernon raised his fists. “I didn’t do +anything to him, it wasn’t me, it was — ” + +But at that precise moment a screech owl swooped in +through the kitchen window. Narrowly missing the +top of Uncle Vernon’s head, it soared across the +kitchen, dropped the large parchment envelope it was +carrying in its beak at Harry’s feet, and turned +gracefully, the tips of its wings just brushing the top +of the fridge, then zoomed outside again and off +across the garden. + +“OWLS!” bellowed Uncle Vernon, the well-worn vein in +his temple pulsing angrily as he slammed the kitchen +window shut. “OWLS AGAIN! I WILL NOT HAVE ANY +MORE OWLS IN MY HOUSE!” + +But Harry was already ripping open the envelope and +pulling out the letter inside, his heart pounding +somewhere in the region of his Adam’s apple. + +Dear Mr. Potter, + +We have received intelligence that you performed the +Patronus Charm at twenty-three minutes past nine this + +Page | 34 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +evening in a Muggle-inhabited area and in the +presence of a Muggle. + +The severity of this breach of the Decree for the +Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery has +resulted in your expulsion from Hog warts School of +Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ministry representatives will +be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy +your wand. + +As you have already received an official warning for a +previous offense under section 13 of the International +Confederation of Wizards’ Statute of Secrecy, we regret +to inform you that your presence is required at a +disciplinary hearing at the Ministry of Magic at 9 a. m. +on August 12th. + +Hoping you are well, + +Yours sincerely, + +Mafalda Hopkirk + +IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE +Ministry of Magic + +Harry read the letter through twice. He was only +vaguely aware of Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia +talking in the vicinity. Inside his head, all was icy and +numb. One fact had penetrated his consciousness +like a paralyzing dart. He was expelled from +Hogwarts. It was all over. He was never going back. + +He looked up at the Dursleys. Uncle Vernon was +purple-faced, shouting, his fists still raised; Aunt +Petunia had her arms around Dudley, who was +retching again. + + + +Page | 35 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s temporarily stupefied brain seemed to +reawaken. Ministry representatives will be calling at +your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand. +There was only one thing for it. He would have to run +— now. Where he was going to go, Harry didn’t know, +but he was certain of one thing: At Hogwarts or +outside it, he needed his wand. In an almost +dreamlike state, he pulled his wand out and turned to +leave the kitchen. + +“Where d’you think you’re going?” yelled Uncle +Vernon. When Harry didn’t reply, he pounded across +the kitchen to block the doorway into the hall. “I +haven’t finished with you, boy!” + +“Get out of the way,” said Harry quietly. + +“You’re going to stay here and explain how my son — ” + +“If you don’t get out of the way I’m going to jinx you,” +said Harry, raising the wand. + +“You can’t pull that one on me!” snarled Uncle +Vernon. “I know you’re not allowed to use it outside +that madhouse you call a school!” + +“The madhouse has chucked me out,” said Harry. “So +I can do whatever I like. You’ve got three seconds. + +One — two — ” + +A resounding CRACK filled the kitchen; Aunt Petunia +screamed, Uncle Vernon yelled and ducked, but for +the third time that night Harry was staring for the +source of a disturbance he had not made. He spotted +it at once: A dazed and ruffled-looking barn owl was +sitting outside on the kitchen sill, having just collided +with the closed window. + + + +Page | 36 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ignoring Uncle Vernon’s anguished yell of “OWLS!” +Harry crossed the room at a run and wrenched the +window open again. The owl stuck out its leg, to +which a small roll of parchment was tied, shook its +feathers, and took off the moment Harry had pulled +off the letter. Hands shaking, Harry unfurled the +second message, which was written very hastily and +blotchily in black ink. + +Harry — + +Dumbledore’s just arrived at the Ministry, and he’s +trying to sort it all out. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR AUNT +AND UNCLE’S HOUSE. DO NOT DO ANYMORE +MAGIC. DO NOT SURRENDER YOUR WAND. + +Arthur Weasley + +Dumbledore was trying to sort it all out... What did +that mean? How much power did Dumbledore have to +override the Ministry of Magic? Was there a chance +that he might be allowed back to Hogwarts, then? A +small shoot of hope burgeoned in Harry’s chest, +almost immediately strangled by panic — how was he +supposed to refuse to surrender his wand without +doing magic? He’d have to duel with the Ministry +representatives, and if he did that, he’d be lucky to +escape Azkaban, let alone expulsion. + +His mind was racing. . . He could run for it and risk +being captured by the Ministry, or stay put and wait +for them to find him here. He was much more +tempted by the former course, but he knew that Mr. +Weasley had his best interests at heart ... and, after +all, Dumbledore had sorted out much worse than this +before... + +“Right,” Harry said, “I’ve changed my mind, I’m +staying.” + +Page | 37 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +He flung himself down at the kitchen table and faced +Dudley and Aunt Petunia. The Dursleys appeared +taken aback at his abrupt change of mind. Aunt +Petunia glanced despairingly at Uncle Vernon. The +vein in Uncle Vernon’s purple temple was throbbing +worse than ever. + +“Who are all these ruddy owls from?” he growled. + +“The first one was from the Ministry of Magic, +expelling me,” said Harry calmly; he was straining his +ears to catch noises outside in case the Ministry +representatives were approaching, and it was easier +and quieter to answer Uncle Vernon’s questions than +to have him start raging and bellowing. “The second +one was from my friend Ron’s dad, he works at the +Ministry.” + +“Ministry of Magic?” bellowed Uncle Vernon. “People +like you in government? Oh this explains everything, +everything, no wonder the country’s going to the +dogs...” + +When Harry did not respond, Uncle Vernon glared at +him, then spat, “And why have you been expelled?” + +“Because I did magic.” + +“AHA!” roared Uncle Vernon, slamming his fist down +on the top of the fridge, which sprang open; several of +Dudley’s low-fat snacks toppled out and burst on the +floor. “So you admit it! What did you do to Dudley?” + +“Nothing,” said Harry, slightly less calmly. “That +wasn’t me — ” + +“Was,” muttered Dudley unexpectedly, and Uncle +Vernon and Aunt Petunia instantly made flapping + + + +Page | 38 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +gestures at Harry to quiet him while they both bent +low over Dudley. + +“Go on, son,” said Uncle Vernon, “what did he do?” + +“Tell us, darling,” whispered Aunt Petunia. + +“Pointed his wand at me,” Dudley mumbled. + +“Yeah, I did, but I didn’t use — ” Harry began angrily, +but ... + +“SHUT UP!” roared Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia in +unison. “Go on, son,” repeated Uncle Vernon, +mustache blowing about furiously. + +“All dark,” Dudley said hoarsely, shuddering. +“Everything dark. And then I h-heard . . . things. Inside +m-my head ...” + +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia exchanged looks of +utter horror. If their least favorite thing in the world +was magic, closely followed by neighbors who cheated +more than they did on the hosepipe ban, people who +heard voices were definitely in the bottom ten. They +obviously thought Dudley was losing his mind. + +“What sort of things did you hear, popkin?” breathed +Aunt Petunia, very white-faced and with tears in her +eyes. + +But Dudley seemed incapable of saying. He +shuddered again and shook his large blond head, and +despite the sense of numb dread that had settled on +Harry since the arrival of the first owl, he felt a +certain curiosity. Dementors caused a person to relive +the worst moments of their life... What would spoiled, +pampered, bullying Dudley have been forced to hear? + + + +Page | 39 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How come you fell over, son?” said Uncle Vernon in +an unnaturally quiet voice, the kind of voice he would +adopt at the bedside of a very ill person. + +“T-tripped,” said Dudley shakily. “And then — ” + +He gestured at his massive chest. Harry understood: +Dudley was remembering the clammy cold that filled +the lungs as hope and happiness were sucked out of +you. + +“Horrible,” croaked Dudley. “Cold. Really cold.” + +“Okay,” said Uncle Vernon in a voice of forced calm, +while Aunt Petunia laid an anxious hand on Dudley’s +forehead to feel his temperature. “What happened +then, Dudders?” + +“Felt ... felt ... felt ... as if... as if ...” + +“As if you’d never be happy again,” Harry supplied +tonelessly. + +“Yes,” Dudley whispered, still trembling. + +“So,” said Uncle Vernon, voice restored to full and +considerable volume as he straightened up. “So you +put some crackpot spell on my son so he’d hear +voices and believe he was — was doomed to misery, +or something, did you?” + +“How many times do I have to tell you?” said Harry, +temper and voice rising together. “It wasn’t me\ It was +a couple of dementors!” + +“A couple of — what’s this codswallop?” + +“De — men — tors,” said Harry slowly and clearly. +“Two of them.” + +Page | 40 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what the ruddy hell are dementors?” + + + +“They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban,” said Aunt +Petunia. + +Two seconds’ ringing silence followed these words and +then Aunt Petunia clapped her hand over her mouth +as though she had let slip a disgusting swear word. +Uncle Vernon was goggling at her. Harry’s brain +reeled. Mrs. Figg was one thing — but Aunt Petunia? + +“How d’you know that?” he asked her, astonished. + +Aunt Petunia looked quite appalled with herself. She +glanced at Uncle Vernon in fearful apology, then +lowered her hand slightly to reveal her horsey teeth. + +“I heard — that awful boy — telling her about them — +years ago,” she said jerkily. + +“If you mean my mum and dad, why don’t you use +their names?” said Harry loudly, but Aunt Petunia +ignored him. She seemed horribly flustered. + +Harry was stunned. Except for one outburst years +ago, in the course of which Aunt Petunia had +screamed that Harry’s mother had been a freak, he +had never heard her mention her sister. He was +astounded that she had remembered this scrap of +information about the magical world for so long, when +she usually put all her energies into pretending it +didn’t exist. + +Uncle Vernon opened his mouth, closed it again, +opened it once more, shut it, then, apparently +struggling to remember how to talk, opened it for a +third time and croaked, “So — so — they — er — they +— er — they actually exist, do they — er — dementy- +whatsits?” + +Page | 41 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aunt Petunia nodded. + + + +Uncle Vernon looked from Aunt Petunia to Dudley to +Harry as if hoping somebody was going to shout +“April Fool!” When nobody did, he opened his mouth +yet again, but was spared the struggle to find more +words by the arrival of the third owl of the evening, +which zoomed through the still-open window like a +feathery cannonball and landed with a clatter on the +kitchen table, causing all three of the Dursleys to +jump with fright. Harry tore a second official-looking +envelope from the owl’s beak and ripped it open as +the owl swooped back out into the night. + +“Enough — effing — owls ...” muttered Uncle Vernon +distractedly, stomping over to the window and +slamming it shut again. + +Dear Mr. Potter, + +Further to our letter of approximately twenty-two +minutes ago, the Ministry of Magic has revised its +decision to destroy your wand forthwith. You may +retain your wand until your disciplinary hearing on +12th August, at which time an official decision will be +taken. + +Following discussions with the Headmaster of +Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the +Ministry has agreed that the question of your expulsion +will also be decided at that time. You should therefore +consider yourself suspended from school pending +further inquiries. + +With best wishes, + +Yours sincerely, + +Mafalda Hopkirk + +Page | 42 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE + + + +Ministry of Magic + +Harry read this letter through three times in quick +succession. The miserable knot in his chest loosened +slightly at the thought that he was not definitely +expelled, though his fears were by no means +banished. Everything seemed to hang on this hearing +on the twelfth of August. + +“Well?” said Uncle Vernon, recalling Harry to his +surroundings. “What now? Have they sentenced you +to anything? Do your lot have the death penalty?” he +added as a hopeful afterthought. + +“I’ve got to go to a hearing,” said Harry. + +“And they’ll sentence you there?” + +“I suppose so.” + +“I won’t give up hope, then,” said Uncle Vernon +nastily. + +“Well, if that’s all,” said Harry, getting to his feet. He +was desperate to be alone, to think, perhaps to send a +letter to Ron, Hermione, or Sirius. + +“NO, IT RUDDY WELL IS NOT ALL!” bellowed Uncle +Vernon. “SIT BACK DOWN!” + +“What now?” said Harry impatiently. + +“DUDLEY!” roared Uncle Vernon. “I want to know +exactly what happened to my son!” + +“FINE!” yelled Harry, and in his temper, red and gold +sparks shot out of the end of his wand, still clutched + +Page | 43 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +in his hand. All three Dursleys flinched, looking +terrified. + +“Dudley and I were in the alleyway between Magnolia +Crescent and Wisteria Walk,” said Harry, speaking +fast, fighting to control his temper. “Dudley thought +he’d be smart with me, I pulled out my wand but +didn’t use it. Then two dementors turned up — ” + +“But what ARE dementoids?” asked Uncle Vernon +furiously. “What do they DO?” + +“I told you — they suck all the happiness out of you,” +said Harry, “and if they get the chance, they kiss you + + + +“Kiss you?” said Uncle Vernon, his eyes popping +slightly. “Kiss you?” + +“It’s what they call it when they suck the soul out of +your mouth.” + +Aunt Petunia uttered a soft scream. + +“His soul? They didn’t take — he’s still got his — ” + +She seized Dudley by the shoulders and shook him, +as though testing to see whether she could hear his +soul rattling around inside him. + +“Of course they didn’t get his soul, you’d know if they +had,” said Harry, exasperated. + +“Fought ’em off, did you, son?” said Uncle Vernon +loudly, with the appearance of a man struggling to +bring the conversation back onto a plane he +understood. “Gave ’em the old one-two, did you?” + + + +Page | 44 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You can’t give a dementor the old one-two,” said +Harry through clenched teeth. + +“Why’s he all right, then?” blustered Uncle Vernon. +“Why isn’t he all empty, then?” + +“Because I used the Patronus — ” + +WHOOSH. With a clattering, a whirring of wings, and +a soft fall of dust, a fourth owl came shooting out of +the kitchen fireplace. + +“FOR GOD’S SAKE!” roared Uncle Vernon, pulling +great clumps of hair out of his mustache, something +he hadn’t been driven to in a long time. “I WILL NOT +HAVE OWLS HERE, I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS, I +TELL YOU!” + +But Harry was already pulling a roll of parchment +from the owl’s leg. He was so convinced that this +letter had to be from Dumbledore, explaining +everything — the dementors, Mrs. Figg, what the +Ministry was up to, how he, Dumbledore, intended to +sort everything out — that for the first time in his life +he was disappointed to see Sirius’s handwriting. +Ignoring Uncle Vernon’s ongoing rant about owls and +narrowing his eyes against a second cloud of dust as +the most recent owl took off back up the chimney, +Harry read Sirius’s message. + +Arthur’s just told us what’s happened. + +Don’t leave the house again, whatever you do. + +Harry found this such an inadequate response to +everything that had happened tonight that he turned +the piece of parchment over, looking for the rest of the +letter, but there was nothing there. + + + +Page | 45 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +And now his temper was rising again. Wasn’t +anybody going to say “well done” for fighting off two +dementors single-handedly? Both Mr. Weasley and +Sirius were acting as though he’d misbehaved and +they were saving their tellings-off until they could +ascertain how much damage had been done. + +“ — a peck, I mean, pack of owls shooting in and out +of my house and I won’t have it, boy, I won’t — ” + +“I can’t stop the owls coming,” Harry snapped, +crushing Sirius’s letter in his fist. + +“I want the truth about what happened tonight!” +barked Uncle Vernon. “If it was demenders who hurt +Dudley, how come you’ve been expelled? You did you- +know-what, you’ve admitted it!” + +Harry took a deep, steadying breath. His head was +beginning to ache again. He wanted more than +anything to get out of the kitchen, away from the +Dursleys. + +“I did the Patronus Charm to get rid of the +dementors,” he said, forcing himself to remain calm. +“It’s the only thing that works against them.” + +“But what were dementoids doing in Little Whinging?” +said Uncle Vernon in tones of outrage. + +“Couldn’t tell you,” said Harry wearily. “No idea.” + +His head was pounding in the glare of the strip +lighting now. His anger was ebbing away. He felt +drained, exhausted. The Dursleys were all staring at +him. + +“It’s you,” said Uncle Vernon forcefully. “It’s got +something to do with you, boy, I know it. Why else + +Page | 46 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +would they turn up here? Why else would they be +down that alleyway? You’ve got to be the only — the +only — ” Evidently he couldn’t bring himself to say the +word “wizard.” “The only you-know-what for miles.” + +“I don’t know why they were here...” + +But at these words of Uncle Vernon’s, Harry’s +exhausted brain ground back into action. Why had +the dementors come to Little Whinging? How could it +be coincidence that they had arrived in the alleyway +where Harry was? Had they been sent? Had the +Ministry of Magic lost control of the dementors, had +they deserted Azkaban and joined Voldemort, as +Dumbledore had predicted they would? + +“These demembers guard some weirdos’ prison?” said +Uncle Vernon, lumbering in the wake of Harry’s train +of thought. + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +If only his head would stop hurting, if only he could +just leave the kitchen and get to his dark bedroom +and think... + +“Oho! They were coming to arrest you!” said Uncle +Vernon, with the triumphant air of a man reaching an +unassailable conclusion. “That’s it, isn’t it, boy? + +You’re on the run from the law!” + +“Of course I’m not,” said Harry, shaking his head as +though to scare off a fly, his mind racing now. + +“Then why — ?” + +“He must have sent them,” said Harry quietly, more to +himself than to Uncle Vernon. + + + +Page | 47 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s that? Who must have sent them?” + +“Lord Voldemort,” said Harry. + +He registered dimly how strange it was that the +Dursleys, who flinched, winced, and squawked if they +heard words like “wizard,” “magic,” or “wand,” could +hear the name of the most evil wizard of all time +without the slightest tremor. + +“Lord — hang on,” said Uncle Vernon, his face +screwed up, a look of dawning comprehension in his +piggy eyes. “I’ve heard that name ... that was the one +who ...” + +“Murdered my parents, yes,” Harry said. + +“But he’s gone,” said Uncle Vernon impatiently, +without the slightest sign that the murder of Harry’s +parents might be a painful topic to anybody. “That +giant bloke said so. He’s gone.” + +“He’s back,” said Harry heavily. + +It felt very strange to be standing here in Aunt +Petunia’s surgically clean kitchen, beside the top-of- +the-range fridge and the wide-screen television, and +talking calmly of Lord Voldemort to Uncle Vernon. + +The arrival of the dementors in Little Whinging +seemed to have caused a breach in the great, invisible +wall that divided the relentlessly non-magical world of +Privet Drive and the world beyond. Harry’s two lives +had somehow become fused and everything had been +turned upside down: The Dursleys were asking for +details about the magical world and Mrs. Figg knew +Albus Dumbledore; dementors were soaring around +Little Whinging and he might never go back to +Hogwarts. Harry’s head throbbed more painfully. + + + +Page | 48 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Back?” whispered Aunt Petunia. + +She was looking at Harry as she had never looked at +him before. And all of a sudden, for the very first time +in his life, Harry fully appreciated that Aunt Petunia +was his mother’s sister. He could not have said why +this hit him so very powerfully at this moment. All he +knew was that he was not the only person in the +room who had an inkling of what Lord Voldemort +being back might mean. Aunt Petunia had never in +her life looked at him like that before. Her large, pale +eyes (so unlike her sister’s) were not narrowed in +dislike or anger: They were wide and fearful. The +furious pretense that Aunt Petunia had maintained +all Harry’s life — that there was no magic and no +world other than the world she inhabited with Uncle +Vernon — seemed to have fallen away. + +“Yes,” Harry said, talking directly to Aunt Petunia +now. “He came back a month ago. I saw him.” + +Her hands found Dudley’s massive leather-clad +shoulders and clutched them. + +“Hang on,” said Uncle Vernon, looking from his wife +to Harry and back again, apparently dazed and +confused by the unprecedented understanding that +seemed to have sprung up between them. “Hang on. +This Lord Voldything’s back, you say.” + +“Yes.” + +“The one who murdered your parents.” + +“Yes.” + +“And now he’s sending dismembers after you?” + +“Looks like it,” said Harry. + +Page | 49 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I see,” said Uncle Vernon, looking from his white- +faced wife to Harry and hitching up his trousers. He +seemed to be swelling, his great purple face stretching +before Harry’s eyes. “Well, that settles it,” he said, his +shirt front straining as he inflated himself, “you can +get out of this house, boy\” + +“What?” said Harry. + +“You heard me — OUT!” Uncle Vernon bellowed, and +even Aunt Petunia and Dudley jumped. “OUT! OUT! I +should’ve done it years ago! Owls treating the place +like a rest home, puddings exploding, half the lounge +destroyed, Dudley’s tail, Marge bobbing around on +the ceiling, and that flying Ford Anglia — OUT! OUT! +You’ve had it! You’re history! You’re not staying here if +some loony’s after you, you’re not endangering my +wife and son, you’re not bringing trouble down on us, +if you’re going the same way as your useless parents, +I’ve had it! OUT!” + +Harry stood rooted to the spot. The letters from the +Ministry, Mr. Weasley, and Sirius were crushed in his +left hand. Don’t leave the house again, whatever you +do. DO NOT LEA VE YOUR A UNT AND UNCLE’S +HOUSE. + +“You heard me!” said Uncle Vernon, bending forward +now, so that his massive purple face came closer to +Harry’s, so that Harry actually felt flecks of spit hit +his face. “Get going! You were all keen to leave half an +hour ago! I’m right behind you! Get out and never +darken our doorstep again! Why we ever kept you in +the first place I don’t know. Marge was right, it should +have been the orphanage, we were too damn soft for +our own good, thought we could squash it out of you, +thought we could turn you normal, but you’ve been +rotten from the beginning, and I’ve had enough — +OWLS!” + +Page | 50 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +The fifth owl zoomed down the chimney so fast it +actually hit the floor before zooming into the air again +with a loud screech. Harry raised his hand to seize +the letter, which was in a scarlet envelope, but it +soared straight over his head, flying directly at Aunt +Petunia, who let out a scream and ducked, her arms +over her face. The owl dropped the red envelope on +her head, turned, and flew straight up the chimney +again. + +Harry darted forward to pick up the letter, but Aunt +Petunia beat him to it. + +“You can open it if you like,” said Harry, “but I’ll hear +what it says anyway. That’s a Howler.” + +“Let go of it, Petunia!” roared Uncle Vernon. “Don’t +touch it, it could be dangerous!” + +“It’s addressed to me,” said Aunt Petunia in a shaking +voice. “It’s addressed to me, Vernon, look! Mrs. + +Petunia Dursley, The Kitchen, Number Four, Privet +Drive — ” + +She caught her breath, horrified. The red envelope +had begun to smoke. + +“Open it!” Harry urged her. “Get it over with! It’ll +happen anyway — ” + +“No — ” + + + +Aunt Petunia’s hand was trembling. She looked wildly +around the kitchen as though looking for an escape +route, but too late — the envelope burst into flames. +Aunt Petunia screamed and dropped it. + + + +Page | 51 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +An awful voice filled the kitchen, echoing in the +confined space, issuing from the burning letter on the +table. + + + +“REMEMBER MY LAST, PETUNIA.” + +Aunt Petunia looked as though she might faint. She +sank into the chair beside Dudley, her face in her +hands. The remains of the envelope smoldered into +ash in the silence. + +“What is this?” Uncle Vernon said hoarsely. “What — + +I don’t — Petunia?” + +Aunt Petunia said nothing. Dudley was staring +stupidly at his mother, his mouth hanging open. The +silence spiraled horribly. Harry was watching his +aunt, utterly bewildered, his head throbbing fit to +burst. + +“Petunia, dear?” said Uncle Vernon timidly. “P- +Petunia?” + +She raised her head. She was still trembling. She +swallowed. + +“The boy — the boy will have to stay, Vernon,” she +said weakly. + +“W-what?” + +“He stays,” she said. She was not looking at Harry. + +She got to her feet again. + +“He ... but Petunia ...” + +“If we throw him out, the neighbors will talk,” she +said. She was regaining her usual brisk, snappish +manner rapidly, though she was still very pale. + +Page | 52 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’ll ask awkward questions, they’ll want to know +where he’s gone. We’ll have to keep him.” + +Uncle Vernon was deflating like an old tire. + +“But Petunia, dear — ” + +Aunt Petunia ignored him. She turned to Harry. + +“You’re to stay in your room,” she said. “You’re not to +leave the house. Now get to bed.” + +Harry didn’t move. + +“Who was that Howler from?” + +“Don’t ask questions,” Aunt Petunia snapped. + +“Are you in touch with wizards?” + +“I told you to get to bed!” + +“What did it mean? Remember the last what?” + +“Go to bed!” + +“How come — ?” + +“YOU HEARD YOUR AUNT, NOW GET TO BED!” + + + +Page | 53 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE ADVANCED GUARD + +“Fve just been attacked by dementors and I might be +expelled from Hogwarts. I want to know what’s going +on and when I’m going to get out of here. ” + +Harry copied these words onto three separate pieces +of parchment the moment he reached the desk in his +dark bedroom. He addressed the first to Sirius, the +second to Ron, and the third to Hermione. His owl, +Hedwig, was off hunting; her cage stood empty on the +desk. Harry paced the bedroom waiting for her to +come back, his head pounding, his brain too busy for +sleep even though his eyes stung and itched with +tiredness. His back ached from carrying Dudley +home, and the two lumps on his head where the +window and Dudley had hit him were throbbing +painfully. + +Up and down he paced, consumed with anger and +frustration, grinding his teeth and clenching his fists, +casting angry looks out at the empty, star-strewn sky +every time he passed the window. Dementors sent to +get him, Mrs. Figg and Mundungus Fletcher tailing +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +him in secret, then suspension from Hogwarts and a +hearing at the Ministry of Magic — and still no one +was telling him what was going on. + +And what, what, had that Howler been about? Whose +voice had echoed so horribly, so menacingly, through +the kitchen? + +Why was he still trapped here without information? +Why was everyone treating him like some naughty +kid? Don’t do any more magic, stay in the house... + +He kicked his school trunk as he passed it, but far +from relieving his anger he felt worse, as he now had +a sharp pain in his toe to deal with in addition to the +pain in the rest of his body. + +Just as he limped past the window, Hedwig soared +through it with a soft rustle of wings like a small +ghost. + +“About time!” Harry snarled, as she landed lightly on +top of her cage. “You can put that down, IVe got work +for you!” + +Hedwig’s large round amber eyes gazed reproachfully +at him over the dead frog clamped in her beak. + +“Come here,” said Harry, picking up the three small +rolls of parchment and a leather thong and tying the +scrolls to her scaly leg. “Take these straight to Sirius, +Ron, and Hermione and don’t come back here without +good long replies. Keep pecking them till they’ve +written decent-length answers if you’ve got to. +Understand?” + +Hedwig gave a muffled hooting noise, beak still full of +frog. + + + +Page | 55 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get going, then,” said Harry. + +She took off immediately. The moment she’d gone, +Harry threw himself down onto his bed without +undressing and stared at the dark ceiling. In addition +to every other miserable feeling, he now felt guilty +that he’d been irritable with Hedwig; she was the only +friend he had at number four, Privet Drive. But he’d +make it up to her when she came back with Sirius’s, +Ron’s, and Hermione’s answers. + +They were bound to write back quickly; they couldn’t +possibly ignore a dementor attack. He’d probably +wake up tomorrow to three fat letters full of sympathy +and plans for his immediate removal to the Burrow. +And with that comforting idea, sleep rolled over him, +stifling all further thought. + +•k Jc k + + + +But Hedwig didn’t return next morning. Harry spent +the day in his bedroom, leaving it only to go to the +bathroom. Three times that day Aunt Petunia shoved +food into his room through the cat flap Uncle Vernon +had installed three summers ago. Every time Harry +heard her approaching he tried to question her about +the Howler, but he might as well have interrogated +the doorknob for all the answers he got. Otherwise +the Dursleys kept well clear of his bedroom. Harry +couldn’t see the point of forcing his company on +them; another row would achieve nothing except +perhaps making him so angry he’d perform more +illegal magic. + +So it went on for three whole days. Harry was filled +alternately with restless energy that made him unable +to settle to anything, during which he paced his +bedroom again, furious at the whole lot of them for + + + +Page | 56 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +leaving him to stew in this mess, and with a lethargy +so complete that he could lie on his bed for an hour +at a time, staring dazedly into space, aching with +dread at the thought of the Ministry hearing. + +What if they ruled against him? What if he was +expelled and his wand was snapped in half? What +would he do, where would he go? He could not return +to living full-time with the Dursleys, not now that he +knew the other world, the one to which he really +belonged... Was it possible that he might be able to +move into Sirius’s house, as Sirius had suggested a +year ago, before he had been forced to flee from the +Ministry himself? Would he be allowed to live there +alone, given that he was still underage? Or would the +matter of where he went next be decided for him; had +his breach of the International Statute of Secrecy +been severe enough to land him in a cell in Azkaban? +Whenever this thought occurred, Harry invariably slid +off his bed and began pacing again. + +On the fourth night after Hedwig’s departure Harry +was lying in one of his apathetic phases, staring at +the ceiling, his exhausted mind quite blank, when his +uncle entered his bedroom. Harry looked slowly +around at him. Uncle Vernon was wearing his best +suit and an expression of enormous smugness. + +“We’re going out,” he said. + +“Sorry?” + +“We — that is to say, your aunt, Dudley, and I — are +going out.” + +“Fine,” said Harry dully, looking back at the ceiling. + +“You are not to leave your bedroom while we are +away.” + +Page | 57 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Okay.” + + + +“You are not to touch the television, the stereo, or any +of our possessions.” + +“Right.” + +“You are not to steal food from the fridge.” + +“Okay.” + +“I am going to lock your door.” + +“You do that.” + +Uncle Vernon glared at Harry, clearly suspicious of +this lack of argument, then stomped out of the room +and closed the door behind him. Harry heard the key +turn in the lock and Uncle Vernon’s footsteps walking +heavily down the stairs. A few minutes later he heard +the slamming of car doors, the rumble of an engine, +and the unmistakable sound of the car sweeping out +of the drive. + +Harry had no particular feeling about the Dursleys +leaving. It made no difference to him whether they +were in the house or not. He could not even summon +the energy to get up and turn on his bedroom light. +The room grew steadily darker around him as he lay +listening to the night sounds through the window he +kept open all the time, waiting for the blessed +moment when Hedwig returned. + +The empty house creaked around him. The pipes +gurgled. Harry lay there in a kind of stupor, thinking +of nothing, suspended in misery. + +And then, quite distinctly, he heard a crash in the +kitchen below. + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +He sat bolt upright, listening intently. The Dursleys +couldn’t be back, it was much too soon, and in any +case he hadn’t heard their car. + +There was silence for a few seconds, and then he +heard voices. + +Burglars, he thought, sliding off the bed onto his feet +— but a split second later it occurred to him that +burglars would keep their voices down, and whoever +was moving around in the kitchen was certainly not +troubling to do so. + +He snatched up his wand from his bedside table and +stood facing his bedroom door, listening with all his +might. Next moment he jumped as the lock gave a +loud click and his door swung open. + +Harry stood motionless, staring through the open +door at the dark upstairs landing, straining his ears +for further sounds, but none came. He hesitated for a +moment and then moved swiftly and silently out of +his room to the head of the stairs. + +His heart shot upward into his throat. There were +people standing in the shadowy hall below, +silhouetted against the streetlight glowing through +the glass door; eight or nine of them, all, as far as he +could see, looking up at him. + +“Lower your wand, boy, before you take someone’s eye +out,” said a low, growling voice. + +Harry’s heart was thumping uncontrollably. He knew +that voice, but he did not lower his wand. + +“Professor Moody?” he said uncertainly. + + + +Page | 59 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know so much about ‘Professor,’ ” growled the +voice, “never got round to much teaching, did I? Get +down here, we want to see you properly.” + +Harry lowered his wand slightly but did not relax his +grip on it, nor did he move. He had very good reason +to be suspicious. He had recently spent nine months +in what he had thought was Mad-Eye Moody’s +company only to find out that it wasn’t Moody at all, +but an impostor; an impostor, moreover, who had +tried to kill Harry before being unmasked. But before +he could make a decision about what to do next, a +second, slightly hoarse voice floated upstairs. + +“It’s all right, Harry. We’ve come to take you away.” + +Harry’s heart leapt. He knew that voice too, though he +hadn’t heard it for more than a year. + +“P-Professor Lupin?” he said disbelievingly. “Is that +you?” + +“Why are we all standing in the dark?” said a third +voice, this one completely unfamiliar, a woman’s. +“Lumos.” + +A wand tip flared, illuminating the hall with magical +light. Harry blinked. The people below were crowded +around the foot of the stairs, gazing intently up at +him, some craning their heads for a better look. + +Remus Lupin stood nearest to him. Though still quite +young, Lupin looked tired and rather ill; he had more +gray hair than when Harry had said good-bye to him, +and his robes were more patched and shabbier than +ever. Nevertheless, he was smiling broadly at Harry, +who tried to smile back through his shock. + + + +Page | 60 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oooh, he looks just like I thought he would,” said the +witch who was holding her lit wand aloft. She looked +the youngest there; she had a pale heart-shaped face, +dark twinkling eyes, and short spiky hair that was a +violent shade of violet. “Wotcher, Harry!” + +“Yeah, I see what you mean, Remus,” said a bald +black wizard standing farthest back; he had a deep, +slow voice and wore a single gold hoop in his ear. “He +looks exactly like James.” + +“Except the eyes,” said a wheezy-voiced, silver-haired +wizard at the back. “Lily’s eyes.” + +Mad-Eye Moody, who had long grizzled gray hair and +a large chunk missing from his nose, was squinting +suspiciously at Harry through his mismatched eyes. +One of the eyes was small, dark, and beady, the other +large, round, and electric blue — the magical eye that +could see through walls, doors, and the back of +Moody’s own head. + +“Are you quite sure it’s him, Lupin?” he growled. “It’d +be a nice lookout if we bring back some Death Eater +impersonating him. We ought to ask him something +only the real Potter would know. Unless anyone +brought any Veritaserum?” + +“Harry, what form does your Patronus take?” said +Lupin. + +“A stag,” said Harry nervously. + +“That’s him, Mad-Eye,” said Lupin. + +Harry descended the stairs, very conscious of +everybody still staring at him, stowing his wand into +the back pocket of his jeans as he came. + + + +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t put your wand there, boy!” roared Moody. +“What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost +buttocks, you know!” + +“Who d’you know who’s lost a buttock?” the violet- +haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly. + +“Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your +back pocket!” growled Mad-Eye. “Elementary wand +safety, nobody bothers about it anymore...” He +stumped off toward the kitchen. “And I saw that,” he +added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the +ceiling. + +Lupin held out his hand and shook Harry’s. + +“How are you?” he asked, looking at Harry closely. +“F-fine ...” + +Harry could hardly believe this was real. Four weeks +with nothing, not the tiniest hint of a plan to remove +him from Privet Drive, and suddenly a whole bunch of +wizards was standing matter-of-factly in the house as +though this were a long-standing arrangement. He +glanced at the people surrounding Lupin; they were +still gazing avidly at him. He felt very conscious of the +fact that he had not combed his hair for four days. + +“I’m — you’re really lucky the Dursleys are out ...” he +mumbled. + +“Lucky, ha!” said the violet-haired woman. “It was me +that lured them out of the way. Sent a letter by +Muggle post telling them they’d been short-listed for +the All-England Best-Kept Suburban Lawn +Competition. They’re heading off to the prize-giving +right now... Or they think they are.” + + + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had a fleeting vision of Uncle Vernon’s face +when he realized there was no All-England Best-Kept +Suburban Lawn Competition. + +“We are leaving, aren’t we?” he asked. “Soon?” + +“Almost at once,” said Lupin, “we’re just waiting for +the all-clear.” + +“Where are we going? The Burrow?” Harry asked +hopefully. + +“Not the Burrow, no,” said Lupin, motioning Harry +toward the kitchen; the little knot of wizards followed, +all still eyeing Harry curiously. “Too risky. We’ve set +up headquarters somewhere undetectable. It’s taken +a while...” + +Mad-Eye Moody was now sitting at the kitchen table +swigging from a hip flask, his magical eye spinning in +all directions, taking in the Dursleys’ many labor- +saving appliances. + +“This is Alastor Moody, Harry,” Lupin continued, +pointing toward Moody. + +“Yeah, I know,” said Harry uncomfortably; it felt odd +to be introduced to somebody he’d thought he’d +known for a year. + +“And this is Nymphadora — ” + +“ Don’t call me Nymphadora, Remus,” said the young +witch with a shudder. “It’s Tonks.” + +“ — Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by +her surname only,” finished Lupin. + + + +Page | 63 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So would you if your fool of a mother had called you +‘Nymphadora, ’ ” muttered Tonks. + +“And this is Kingsley Shacklebolt” — he indicated the +tall black wizard, who bowed — “Elphias Doge” — the +wheezy-voiced wizard nodded — “Dedalus Diggle — ” + +“We’ve met before,” squeaked the excitable Diggle, +dropping his top hat. + +“ — Emmeline Vance” — a stately looking witch in an +emerald-green shawl inclined her head — “Sturgis +Podmore” — a square-jawed wizard with thick, straw- +colored hair winked — “and Hestia Jones.” A pink- +cheeked, black-haired witch waved from next to the +toaster. + +Harry inclined his head awkwardly at each of them as +they were introduced. He wished they would look at +something other than him; it was as though he had +suddenly been ushered onstage. He also wondered +why so many of them were there. + +“A surprising number of people volunteered to come +and get you,” said Lupin, as though he had read +Harry’s mind; the corners of his mouth twitched +slightly. + +“Yeah, well, the more the better,” said Moody darkly. +“We’re your guard, Potter.” + +“We’re just waiting for the signal to tell us it’s safe to +set off,” said Lupin, glancing out of the kitchen +window. “We’ve got about fifteen minutes.” + +“Very clean, aren’t they, these Muggles?” said the +witch called Tonks, who was looking around the +kitchen with great interest. “My dad’s Muggle-born + + + +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and he’s a right old slob. I suppose it varies, just like +with wizards?” + +“Er — yeah,” said Harry. “Look” — he turned back to +Lupin — “what’s going on, I haven’t heard anything +from anyone, what’s Vol — ?” + +Several of the witches and wizards made odd hissing +noises; Dedalus Diggle dropped his hat again, and +Moody growled, “Shut up\” + +“What?” said Harry. + +“We’re not discussing anything here, it’s too risky,” +said Moody, turning his normal eye on Harry; his +magical eye remained pointing up at the ceiling. +“Damn it,” he added angrily, putting a hand up to the +magical eye, “it keeps sticking — ever since that scum +wore it — ” + +And with a nasty squelching sound much like a +plunger being pulled from a sink, he popped out his +eye. + +“Mad-Eye, you do know that’s disgusting, don’t you?” +said Tonks conversationally. + +“Get me a glass of water, would you, Harry?” asked +Moody. + +Harry crossed to the dishwasher, took out a clean +glass, and filled it with water at the sink, still watched +eagerly by the band of wizards. Their relentless +staring was starting to annoy him. + +“Cheers,” said Moody, when Harry handed him the +glass. He dropped the magical eyeball into the water +and prodded it up and down; the eye whizzed around, + + + +Page | 65 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +staring at them all in turn. “I want three-hundred- +and-sixty degrees visibility on the return journey.” + +“How’re we getting — wherever we’re going?” Harry +asked. + +“Brooms,” said Lupin. “Only way. You’re too young to +Apparate, they’ll be watching the Floo Network, and +it’s more than our life’s worth to set up an +unauthorized Portkey.” + +“Remus says you’re a good flier,” said Kingsley +Shacklebolt in his deep voice. + +“He’s excellent,” said Lupin, who was checking his +watch. “Anyway, you’d better go and get packed, +Harry, we want to be ready to go when the signal +comes.” + +“I’ll come and help you,” said Tonks brightly. + +She followed Harry back into the hall and up the +stairs, looking around with much curiosity and +interest. + +“Funny place,” she said, “it’s a bit too clean, d’you +know what I mean? Bit unnatural. Oh, this is better,” +she added, as they entered Harry’s bedroom and he +turned on the light. + +His room was certainly much messier than the rest of +the house. Confined to it for four days in a very bad +mood, Harry had not bothered tidying up after +himself. Most of the books he owned were strewn over +the floor where he’d tried to distract himself with each +in turn and thrown it aside. Hedwig’s cage needed +cleaning out and was starting to smell, and his trunk +lay open, revealing a jumbled mixture of Muggle + + + +Page | 66 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clothes and wizard’s robes that had spilled onto the +floor around it. + +Harry started picking up books and throwing them +hastily into his trunk. Tonks paused at his open +wardrobe to look critically at her reflection in the +mirror on the inside of the door. + +“You know, I don’t think purple’s really my color,” she +said pensively, tugging at a lock of spiky hair. “D’you +think it makes me look a bit peaky?” + +“Er — ” said Harry, looking up at her over the top of +Quidditch Teams of Britain and Ireland. + +“Yeah, it does,” said Tonks decisively. She screwed up +her eyes in a strained expression as though she were +struggling to remember something. A second later, +her hair had turned bubble-gum pink. + +“How did you do that?” said Harry, gaping at her as +she opened her eyes again. + +“I’m a Metamorphmagus,” she said, looking back at +her reflection and turning her head so that she could +see her hair from all directions. “It means I can +change my appearance at will,” she added, spotting +Harry’s puzzled expression in the mirror behind her. + +“I was born one. I got top marks in Concealment and +Disguise during Auror training without any study at +all, it was great.” + +“You’re an Auror?” said Harry, impressed. Being a +Dark wizard catcher was the only career he’d ever +considered after Hogwarts. + +“Yeah,” said Tonks, looking proud. “Kingsley is as +well; he’s a bit higher up than I am, though. I only +qualified a year ago. Nearly failed on Stealth and + +Page | 67 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Tracking, I’m dead clumsy, did you hear me break +that plate when we arrived downstairs?” + + + +“Can you learn how to be a Metamorphmagus?” Harry +asked her, straightening up, completely forgetting +about packing. + +Tonks chuckled. + +“Bet you wouldn’t mind hiding that scar sometimes, +eh?” + +Her eyes found the lightning-shaped scar on Harry’s +forehead. + +“No, I wouldn’t mind,” Harry mumbled, turning away. +He did not like people staring at his scar. + +“Well, you 11 have to learn the hard way, I’m afraid,” +said Tonks. “Metamorphmagi are really rare, they’re +born, not made. Most wizards need to use a wand or +potions to change their appearance... But we’ve got to +get going, Harry, we’re supposed to be packing,” she +added guiltily, looking around at all the mess on the +floor. + +“Oh — yeah,” said Harry, grabbing up a few more +books. + +“Don’t be stupid, it’ll be much quicker if I — pack).” +cried Tonks, waving her wand in a long, sweeping +movement over the floor. + +Books, clothes, telescope, and scales all soared into +the air and flew pell-mell into the trunk. + +“It’s not very neat,” said Tonks, walking over to the +trunk and looking down at the jumble inside. “My +mum’s got this knack of getting stuff to fit itself in + +Page | 68 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +neatly — she even gets the socks to fold themselves — +but I’ve never mastered how she does it — it’s a kind +of flick — ” + +She flicked her wand hopefully; one of Harry’s socks +gave a feeble sort of wiggle and flopped back on top of +the mess within. + +“Ah, well,” said Tonks, slamming the trunk’s lid shut, +“at least it’s all in. That could do with a bit of +cleaning, too — Scourgify — ” She pointed her wand at +Hedwig’s cage; a few feathers and droppings +vanished. “Well, that’s a bit better — I’ve never quite +got the hang of these sort of householdy spells. Right +— got everything? Cauldron? Broom? Wow! A +Firebolt?” + +Her eyes widened as they fell on the broomstick in +Harry’s right hand. It was his pride and joy, a gift +from Sirius, an international standard broomstick. + +“And I’m still riding a Comet Two Sixty,” said Tonks +enviously. “Ah well ... wand still in your jeans? Both +buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go. Locomotor Trunk.” + +Harry’s trunk rose a few inches into the air. Holding +her wand like a conductor’s baton, Tonks made it +hover across the room and out of the door ahead of +them, Hedwig’s cage in her left hand. Harry followed +her down the stairs carrying his broomstick. + +Back in the kitchen, Moody had replaced his eye, +which was spinning so fast after its cleaning it made +Harry feel sick. Kingsley Shacklebolt and Sturgis +Podmore were examining the microwave and Hestia +Jones was laughing at a potato peeler she had come +across while rummaging in the drawers. Lupin was +sealing a letter addressed to the Dursleys. + + + +Page | 69 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and +Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. We +should probably get out into the garden so we’re +ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and +uncle not to worry — ” + +“They won’t,” said Harry. + +“That you’re safe — ” + +“That’ll just depress them.” + +“ — and you’ll see them next summer.” + +“Do I have to?” + +Lupin smiled but made no answer. + +“Come here, boy,” said Moody gruffly, beckoning +Harry toward him with his wand. “I need to +Disillusion you.” + +“You need to what?” said Harry nervously. + +“Disillusionment Charm,” said Moody, raising his +wand. “Lupin says you’ve got an Invisibility Cloak, +but it won’t stay on while we’re flying; this’ll disguise +you better. Here you go — ” + +He rapped Harry hard on the top of the head and +Harry felt a curious sensation as though Moody had +just smashed an egg there; cold trickles seemed to be +running down his body from the point the wand had +struck. + +“Nice one, Mad-Eye,” said Tonks appreciatively, +staring at Harry’s midriff. + + + +Page | 70 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked down at his body, or rather, what had +been his body, for it didn’t look anything like his +anymore. It was not invisible; it had simply taken on +the exact color and texture of the kitchen unit behind +him. He seemed to have become a human chameleon. + +“Come on,” said Moody, unlocking the back door with +his wand. + +They all stepped outside onto Uncle Vernon’s +beautifully kept lawn. + +“Clear night,” grunted Moody, his magical eye +scanning the heavens. “Could’ve done with a bit more +cloud cover. Right, you,” he barked at Harry, “we’re +going to be flying in close formation. Tonks’ll be right +in front of you, keep close on her tail. Lupin’ll be +covering you from below. I’m going to be behind you. +The rest’ll be circling us. We don’t break ranks for +anything, got me? If one of us is killed — ” + +“Is that likely?” Harry asked apprehensively, but +Moody ignored him. + +“ — the others keep flying, don’t stop, don’t break +ranks. If they take out all of us and you survive, + +Harry, the rear guard are standing by to take over; +keep flying east and they’ll join you.” + +“Stop being so cheerful, Mad-Eye, he’ll think we’re not +taking this seriously,” said Tonks, as she strapped +Harry’s trunk and Hedwig’s cage into a harness +hanging from her broom. + +“I’m just telling the boy the plan,” growled Moody. +“Our job’s to deliver him safely to headquarters and if +we die in the attempt — ” + + + +Page | 71 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No one’s going to die,” said Kingsley Shacklebolt in +his deep, calming voice. + +“Mount your brooms, that’s the first signal!” said +Lupin sharply, pointing into the sky. + +Far, far above them, a shower of bright red sparks +had flared among the stars. Harry recognized them at +once as wand sparks. He swung his right leg over his +Firebolt, gripped its handle tightly, and felt it +vibrating very slightly, as though it was as keen as he +was to be up in the air once more. + +“Second signal, let’s go!” said Lupin loudly, as more +sparks, green this time, exploded high above them. + +Harry kicked off hard from the ground. The cool night +air rushed through his hair as the neat square +gardens of Privet Drive fell away, shrinking rapidly +into a patchwork of dark greens and blacks, and +every thought of the Ministry hearing was swept from +his mind as though the rush of air had blown it out of +his head. He felt as though his heart was going to +explode with pleasure; he was flying again, flying +away from Privet Drive as he’d been fantasizing about +all summer, he was going home... For a few glorious +moments, all his problems seemed to recede into +nothing, insignificant in the vast, starry sky. + +“Hard left, hard left, there’s a Muggle looking up!” +shouted Moody from behind him. Tonks swerved and +Harry followed her, watching his trunk swinging +wildly beneath her broom. “We need more height... +Give it another quarter of a mile!” + +Harry’s eyes watered in the chill as they soared +upward; he could see nothing below now but tiny +pinpricks of light that were car headlights and +streetlamps. Two of those tiny lights might belong to + +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Uncle Vernon’s car... The Dursleys would be heading +back to their empty house right now, full of rage +about the nonexistent lawn competition . . . and Harry +laughed aloud at the thought, though his voice was +drowned by the flapping of the others’ robes, the +creaking of the harness holding his trunk and the +cage, the whoosh of the wind in their ears as they +sped through the air. He had not felt this alive in a +month, or this happy... + +“Bearing south!” shouted Mad-Eye. “Town ahead!” + +They soared right, so that they did not pass directly +over the glittering spiderweb of lights below. + +“Bear southeast and keep climbing, there’s some low +cloud ahead we can lose ourselves in!” called Moody. + +“We’re not going through clouds!” shouted Tonks +angrily. “We’ll get soaked, Mad-Eye!” + +Harry was relieved to hear her say this; his hands +were growing numb on the Firebolt’s handle. He +wished he had thought to put on a coat; he was +starting to shiver. + +They altered their course every now and then +according to Mad-Eye ’s instructions. Harry’s eyes +were screwed up against the rush of icy wind that +was starting to make his ears ache. He could +remember being this cold on a broom only once +before, during the Quidditch match against Hufflepuff +in his third year, which had taken place in a storm. +The guard around him was circling continuously like +giant birds of prey. Harry lost track of time. He +wondered how long they had been flying; it felt like an +hour at least. + + + +Page | 73 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Turning southwest!” yelled Moody. “We want to avoid +the motorway!” + +Harry was now so chilled that he thought longingly +for a moment of the snug, dry interiors of the cars +streaming along below, then, even more longingly, of +traveling by Floo powder; it might be uncomfortable to +spin around in fireplaces but it was at least warm in +the flames... Kingsley Shacklebolt swooped around +him, bald pate and earring gleaming slightly in the +moonlight... Now Emmeline Vance was on his right, +her wand out, her head turning left and right . . . then +she too swooped over him, to be replaced by Sturgis +Podmore... + +“We ought to double back for a bit, just to make sure +we’re not being followed!” Moody shouted. + +“ARE YOU MAD, MAD-EYE?” Tonks screamed from +the front. “We’re all frozen to our brooms! If we keep +going off course we’re not going to get there until next +week! We’re nearly there now!” + +“Time to start the descent!” came Lupin’s voice. +“Follow Tonks, Harry!” + +Harry followed Tonks into a dive. They were heading +for the largest collection of lights he had yet seen, a +huge, sprawling, crisscrossing mass, glittering in lines +and grids, interspersed with patches of deepest black. +Lower and lower they flew, until Harry could see +individual headlights and streetlamps, chimneys, and +television aerials. He wanted to reach the ground very +much, though he felt sure that someone would have +to unfreeze him from his broom. + +“Here we go!” called Tonks, and a few seconds later +she had landed. + + + +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry touched down right behind her and +dismounted on a patch of unkempt grass in the +middle of a small square. Tonks was already +unbuckling Harry’s trunk. Shivering, Harry looked +around. The grimy fronts of the surrounding houses +were not welcoming; some of them had broken +windows, glimmering dully in the light from the +street-lamps, paint was peeling from many of the +doors, and heaps of rubbish lay outside several sets +of front steps. + +“Where are we?” Harry asked, but Lupin said quietly, +“In a minute.” + +Moody was rummaging in his cloak, his gnarled +hands clumsy with cold. + +“Got it,” he muttered, raising what looked like a silver +cigarette lighter into the air and clicking it. + +The nearest streetlamp went out with a pop. He +clicked the un-lighter again; the next lamp went out. +He kept clicking until every lamp in the square was +extinguished and the only light in the square came +from curtained windows and the sickle moon +overhead. + +“Borrowed it from Dumbledore,” growled Moody, +pocketing the Put-Outer. “That’ll take care of any +Muggles looking out of the window, see? Now, come +on, quick.” + +He took Harry by the arm and led him from the patch +of grass, across the road, and onto the pavement. +Lupin and Tonks followed, carrying Harry’s trunk +between them, the rest of the guard, all with their +wands out, flanking them. + + + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The muffled pounding of a stereo was coming from an +upper window in the nearest house. A pungent smell +of rotting rubbish came from the pile of bulging bin- +bags just inside the broken gate. + +“Here,” Moody muttered, thrusting a piece of +parchment toward Harry’s Disillusioned hand and +holding his lit wand close to it, so as to illuminate the +writing. “Read quickly and memorize.” + +Harry looked down at the piece of paper. The narrow +handwriting was vaguely familiar. It said: + +The headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix may he +found at number twelve, Grimmauld Place, London. + + + +Page | 76 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +NUMBER TWELVE, GRIMMAULD +PLACE + +“What’s the Order of the — ?” Harry began. + +“Not here, boy!” snarled Moody. “Wait till we’re +inside!” + +He pulled the piece of parchment out of Harry’s hand +and set fire to it with his wand tip. As the message +curled into flames and floated to the ground, Harry +looked around at the houses again. They were +standing outside number eleven; he looked to the left +and saw number ten; to the right, however, was +number thirteen. + +“But where’s — ?” + +“Think about what you’ve just memorized,” said Lupin +quietly. + +Harry thought, and no sooner had he reached the +part about number twelve, Grimmauld Place, than a + + + +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +battered door emerged out of nowhere between +numbers eleven and thirteen, followed swiftly by dirty +walls and grimy windows. It was as though an extra +house had inflated, pushing those on either side out +of its way. Harry gaped at it. The stereo in number +eleven thudded on. Apparently the Muggles inside +hadn’t even felt anything. + +“Come on, hurry,” growled Moody, prodding Harry in +the back. + +Harry walked up the worn stone steps, staring at the +newly materialized door. Its black paint was shabby +and scratched. The silver door knocker was in the +form of a twisted serpent. There was no keyhole or +letterbox. + +Lupin pulled out his wand and tapped the door once. +Harry heard many loud, metallic clicks and what +sounded like the clatter of a chain. The door creaked +open. + +“Get in quick, Harry,” Lupin whispered. “But don’t go +far inside and don’t touch anything.” + +Harry stepped over the threshold into the almost total +darkness of the hall. He could smell damp, dust, and +a sweetish, rotting smell; the place had the feeling of +a derelict building. He looked over his shoulder and +saw the others filing in behind him, Lupin and Tonks +carrying his trunk and Hedwig’s cage. Moody was +standing on the top step and releasing the balls of +light the Put-Outer had stolen from the street-lamps; +they flew back to their bulbs and the square beyond +glowed momentarily with orange light before Moody +limped inside and closed the front door, so that the +darkness in the hall became complete. + +“Here — ” + +Page | 78 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +He rapped Harry hard over the head with his wand; +Harry felt as though something hot was trickling +down his back this time and knew that the +Disillusionment Charm must have lifted. + +“Now stay still, everyone, while I give us a bit of light +in here,” Moody whispered. + +The others’ hushed voices were giving Harry an odd +feeling of foreboding; it was as though they had just +entered the house of a dying person. He heard a soft +hissing noise and then old-fashioned gas lamps +sputtered into life all along the walls, casting a +flickering insubstantial light over the peeling +wallpaper and threadbare carpet of a long, gloomy +hallway, where a cobwebby chandelier glimmered +overhead and age-blackened portraits hung crooked +on the walls. Harry heard something scuttling behind +the baseboard. Both the chandelier and the +candelabra on a rickety table nearby were shaped like +serpents. + +There were hurried footsteps and Ron’s mother, Mrs. +Weasley, emerged from a door at the far end of the +hall. She was beaming in welcome as she hurried +toward them, though Harry noticed that she was +rather thinner and paler than she had been last time +he had seen her. + +“Oh, Harry, it’s lovely to see you!” she whispered, +pulling him into a rib-cracking hug before holding +him at arm’s length and examining him critically. +“You’re looking peaky; you need feeding up, but you’ll +have to wait a bit for dinner, I’m afraid...” + +She turned to the gang of wizards behind him and +whispered urgently, “He’s just arrived, the meeting’s +started...” + + + +Page | 79 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The wizards behind Harry all made noises of interest +and excitement and began filing past Harry toward +the door through which Mrs. Weasley had just come; +Harry made to follow Lupin, but Mrs. Weasley held +him back. + +“No, Harry, the meeting’s only for members of the +Order. Ron and Hermione are upstairs, you can wait +with them until the meeting’s over and then we’ll have +dinner. And keep your voice down in the hall,” she +added in an urgent whisper. + +“Why?” + +“I don’t want to wake anything up.” + +“What d’you — ?” + +“I’ll explain later, I’ve got to hurry, I’m supposed to be +at the meeting — I’ll just show you where you’re +sleeping.” + +Pressing her finger to her lips, she led him on tiptoes +past a pair of long, moth-eaten curtains, behind +which Harry supposed there must be another door, +and after skirting a large umbrella stand that looked +as though it had been made from a severed troll’s leg, +they started up the dark staircase, passing a row of +shrunken heads mounted on plaques on the wall. A +closer look showed Harry that the heads belonged to +house-elves. All of them had the same rather +snoutlike nose. + +Harry’s bewilderment deepened with every step he +took. What on earth were they doing in a house that +looked as though it belonged to the Darkest of +wizards? + +“Mrs. Weasley, why — ?” + +Page | 80 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron and Hermione will explain everything, dear, I’ve +really got to dash,” Mrs. Weasley whispered +distractedly. “There” — they had reached the second +landing — “you’re the door on the right. I’ll call you +when it’s over.” + +And she hurried off downstairs again. + +Harry crossed the dingy landing, turned the bedroom +doorknob, which was shaped like a serpent’s head, +and opened the door. + +He caught a brief glimpse of a gloomy high-ceilinged, +twin-bedded room, then there was a loud twittering +noise, followed by an even louder shriek, and his +vision was completely obscured by a large quantity of +very bushy hair — Hermione had thrown herself onto +him in a hug that nearly knocked him flat, while +Ron’s tiny owl, Pigwidgeon, zoomed excitedly round +and round their heads. + +“HARRY! Ron, he’s here, Harry’s here! We didn’t hear +you arrive! Oh, how are you? Are you all right? Have +you been furious with us? I bet you have, I know our +letters were useless — but we couldn’t tell you +anything, Dumbledore made us swear we wouldn’t, +oh, we’ve got so much to tell you, and you’ve got to +tell us — the dementors! When we heard — and that +Ministry hearing — it’s just outrageous, I’ve looked it +all up, they can’t expel you, they just can’t, there’s +provision in the Decree for the Restriction of +Underage Sorcery for the use of magic in life- +threatening situations — ” + +“Let him breathe, Hermione,” said Ron, grinning, +closing the door behind Harry. He seemed to have +grown several more inches during their month apart, +making him taller and more gangly looking than ever, + + + +Page | 81 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +though the long nose, bright red hair, and freckles +were the same. + +Hermione, still beaming, let go of Harry, but before +she could say another word there was a soft +whooshing sound and something white soared from +the top of a dark wardrobe and landed gently on +Harry’s shoulder. + +“Hedwig!” + +The snowy owl clicked her beak and nibbled his ear +affectionately as Harry stroked her feathers. + +“She’s been in a right state,” said Ron. “Pecked us +half to death when she brought your last letters, look +at this — ” + +He showed Harry the index finger of his right hand, +which sported a half-healed but clearly deep cut. + +“Oh yeah,” Harry said. “Sorry about that, but I +wanted answers, you know...” + +“We wanted to give them to you, mate,” said Ron. +“Hermione was going spare, she kept saying you’d do +something stupid if you were stuck all on your own +without news, but Dumbledore made us — ” + +“ — swear not to tell me,” said Harry. “Yeah, +Hermione’s already said.” + +The warm glow that had flared inside him at the sight +of his two best friends was extinguished as something +icy flooded the pit of his stomach. All of a sudden — +after yearning to see them for a solid month — he felt +he would rather Ron and Hermione left him alone. + + + +Page | 82 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a strained silence in which Harry stroked +Hedwig automatically, not looking at either of the +others. + +“He seemed to think it was best,” said Hermione +rather breathlessly. “Dumbledore, I mean.” + +“Right,” said Harry. He noticed that her hands too +bore the marks of Hedwig’s beak and found that he +was not at all sorry. + +“I think he thought you were safest with the Muggles +— ” Ron began. + +“Yeah?” said Harry, raising his eyebrows. “Have either +of you been attacked by dementors this summer?” + +“Well, no — but that’s why he’s had people from the +Order of the Phoenix tailing you all the time — ” + +Harry felt a great jolt in his guts as though he had +just missed a step going downstairs. So everyone had +known he was being followed except him. + +“Didn’t work that well, though, did it?” said Harry, +doing his utmost to keep his voice even. “Had to look +after myself after all, didn’t I?” + +“He was so angry,” said Hermione in an almost +awestruck voice. “Dumbledore. We saw him. When he +found out Mundungus had left before his shift had +ended. He was scary.” + +“Well, I’m glad he left,” Harry said coldly. “If he +hadn’t, I wouldn’t have done magic and Dumbledore +would probably have left me at Privet Drive all +summer.” + + + +Page | 83 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Aren’t you ... aren’t you worried about the Ministry of +Magic hearing?” said Hermione quietly. + +“No,” Harry lied defiantly. He walked away from them, +looking around, with Hedwig nestled contentedly on +his shoulder, but this room was not likely to raise his +spirits. It was dank and dark. A blank stretch of +canvas in an ornate picture frame was all that +relieved the bareness of the peeling walls and as +Harry passed it he thought he heard someone lurking +out of sight snigger. + +“So why’s Dumbledore been so keen to keep me in the +dark?” Harry asked, still trying hard to keep his voice +casual. “Did you — er — bother to ask him at all?” + +He glanced up just in time to see them exchanging a +look that told him he was behaving just as they had +feared he would. It did nothing to improve his temper. + +“We told Dumbledore we wanted to tell you what was +going on,” said Ron. “We did, mate. But he’s really +busy now, we’ve only seen him twice since we came +here and he didn’t have much time, he just made us +swear not to tell you important stuff when we wrote, +he said the owls might be intercepted — ” + +“He could still’ve kept me informed if he’d wanted to,” +Harry said shortly. “You’re not telling me he doesn’t +know ways to send messages without owls.” + +Hermione glanced at Ron and then said, “I thought +that too. But he didn’t want you to know anything.” + +“Maybe he thinks I can’t be trusted,” said Harry, +watching their expressions. + +“Don’t be thick,” said Ron, looking highly +disconcerted. + +Page | 84 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Or that I can’t take care of myself — ” + + + +“Of course he doesn’t think that!” said Hermione +anxiously. + +“So how come I have to stay at the Dursleys’ while +you two get to join in everything that’s going on +here?” said Harry, the words tumbling over one +another in a rush, his voice growing louder with every +word. “How come you two are allowed to know +everything that’s going on — ?” + +“We’re not!” Ron interrupted. “Mum won’t let us near +the meetings, she says we’re too young — ” + +But before he knew it, Harry was shouting. + +“SO YOU HAVEN’T BEEN IN THE MEETINGS, BIG +DEAL! YOUVE STILL BEEN HERE, HAVEN T YOU? +YOUVE STILL BEEN TOGETHER! ME, IVE BEEN +STUCK AT THE DURSLEYS’ FOR A MONTH! AND IVE +HANDLED MORE THAN YOU TWOVE EVER +MANAGED AND DUMBLEDORE KNOWS IT — WHO +SAVED THE SORCERER’S STONE? WHO GOT RID +OF RIDDLE? WHO SAVED BOTH YOUR SKINS FROM +THE DEMENTORS?” + +Every bitter and resentful thought that Harry had had +in the past month was pouring out of him; his +frustration at the lack of news, the hurt that they had +all been together without him, his fury at being +followed and not told about it: All the feelings he was +half-ashamed of finally burst their boundaries. + +Hedwig took fright at the noise and soared off on top +of the wardrobe again; Pigwidgeon twittered in alarm +and zoomed even faster around their heads. + +“WHO HAD TO GET PAST DRAGONS AND SPHINXES +AND EVERY OTHER FOUL THING LAST YEAR? WHO + +Page | 85 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +SAW HIM COME BACK? WHO HAD TO ESCAPE +FROM HIM? ME!” + + + +Ron was standing there with his mouth half-open, +clearly stunned and at a loss for anything to say, +while Hermione looked on the verge of tears. + +“BUT WHY SHOULD I KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON? +WHY SHOULD ANYONE BOTHER TO TELL ME +WHAT’S BEEN HAPPENING?” + + + +“Harry, we wanted to tell you, we really did — ” +Hermione began. + + + +“CANTVE WANTED TO THAT MUCH, CAN YOU, OR +YOU’D HAVE SENT ME AN OWL, BUT DUMBLEDORE +MADE YOU SWEAR — ” + + + +“Well, he did — ” + +“FOUR WEEKS IVE BEEN STUCK IN PRIVET DRIVE, +NICKING PAPERS OUT OF BINS TO TRY AND FIND +OUT WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON — ” + + + +“We wanted to — ” + +“I SUPPOSE YOUVE BEEN HAVING A REAL LAUGH, +HAVENT YOU, ALL HOLED UP HERE TOGETHER — ” + +“No, honest — ” + +“Harry, we’re really sorry!” said Hermione desperately, +her eyes now sparkling with tears. “You’re absolutely +right, Harry — I’d be furious if it was me!” + +Harry glared at her, still breathing deeply, then +turned away from them again, pacing up and down. +Hedwig hooted glumly from the top of the wardrobe. + + + +Page | 86 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a long pause, broken only by the mournful +creak of the floorboards below Harry’s feet. + +“What is this place anyway?” he shot at Ron and +Hermione. + +“Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix,” said Ron +at once. + +“Is anyone going to bother telling me what the Order +of the Phoenix — ?” + +“It’s a secret society,” said Hermione quickly. +“Dumbledore’s in charge, he founded it. It’s the people +who fought against You-Know-Who last time.” + +“Who’s in it?” said Harry, coming to a halt with his +hands in his pockets. + +“Quite a few people — ” + +“ — we’ve met about twenty of them,” said Ron, “but +we think there are more...” + +Harry glared at them. + +“ Well?” he demanded, looking from one to the other. +“Er,” said Ron. “Well what?” + +“Voldemorti” said Harry furiously, and both Ron and +Hermione winced. “What’s happening? What’s he up +to? Where is he? What are we doing to stop him?” + +“We’ve told you, the Order don’t let us in on their +meetings,” said Hermione nervously. “So we don’t +know the details — but we’ve got a general idea — ” +she added hastily, seeing the look on Harry’s face. + + + +Page | 87 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fred and George have invented Extendable Ears, +see,” said Ron. “They’re really useful.” + + + +“Extendable — ?” + +“Ears, yeah. Only we’ve had to stop using them lately +because Mum found out and went berserk. Fred and +George had to hide them all to stop Mum binning +them. But we got a good bit of use out of them before +Mum realized what was going on. We know some of +the Order are following known Death Eaters, keeping +tabs on them, you know — ” + +“ — some of them are working on recruiting more +people to the Order — ” said Hermione. + +“ — and some of them are standing guard over +something,” said Ron. “They’re always talking about +guard duty.” + +“Couldn’t have been me, could it?” said Harry +sarcastically. + +“Oh yeah,” said Ron, with a look of dawning +comprehension. + +Harry snorted. He walked around the room again, +looking anywhere but at Ron and Hermione. “So what +have you two been doing, if you’re not allowed in +meetings?” he demanded. “You said you’d been busy.” + +“We have,” said Hermione quickly. “We’ve been +decontaminating this house, it’s been empty for ages +and stuff’s been breeding in here. We’ve managed to +clean out the kitchen, most of the bedrooms, and I +think we’re doing the drawing room tomo — AARGH!” + +With two loud cracks, Fred and George, Ron’s elder +twin brothers, had materialized out of thin air in the + +Page | 88 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +middle of the room. Pigwidgeon twittered more wildly +than ever and zoomed off to join Hedwig on top of the +wardrobe. + +“Stop doing that!” Hermione said weakly to the twins, +who were as vividly red-haired as Ron, though +stockier and slightly shorter. + +“Hello, Harry,” said George, beaming at him. “We +thought we heard your dulcet tones.” + +“You don’t want to bottle up your anger like that, +Harry, let it all out,” said Fred, also beaming. “There +might be a couple of people fifty miles away who +didn’t hear you.” + +“You two passed your Apparation tests, then?” asked +Harry grumpily. + +“With distinction,” said Fred, who was holding what +looked like a piece of very long, flesh-colored string. + +“It would have taken you about thirty seconds longer +to walk down the stairs,” said Ron. + +“Time is Galleons, little brother,” said Fred. “Anyway, +Harry, you’re interfering with reception. Extendable +Ears,” he added in response to Harry’s raised +eyebrows, holding up the string, which Harry now +saw was trailing out onto the landing. “We’re trying to +hear what’s going on downstairs.” + +“You want to be careful,” said Ron, staring at the ear. +“If Mum sees one of them again ...” + +“It’s worth the risk, that’s a major meeting they’re +having,” said Fred. + + + +Page | 89 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The door opened and a long mane of red hair +appeared. + +“Oh hello, Harry!” said Ron’s younger sister, Ginny, +brightly. “I thought I heard your voice.” + +Turning to Fred and George she said, “It’s no go with +the Extendable Ears, she’s gone and put an +Imperturbable Charm on the kitchen door.” + +“How d’you know?” said George, looking crestfallen. + +“Tonks told me how to find out,” said Ginny. “You just +chuck stuff at the door and if it can’t make contact +the door’s been Imperturbed. I’ve been flicking +Dungbombs at it from the top of the stairs and they +just soar away from it, so there’s no way the +Extendable Ears will be able to get under the gap.” + +Fred heaved a deep sigh. “Shame. I really fancied +finding out what old Snape’s been up to.” + +“Snape?” said Harry quickly. “Is he here?” + +“Yeah,” said George, carefully closing the door and +sitting down on one of the beds; Fred and Ginny +followed. “Giving a report. Top secret.” + +“Git,” said Fred idly. + +“He’s on our side now,” said Hermione reprovingly. + +Ron snorted. “Doesn’t stop him being a git. The way +he looks at us when he sees us...” + +“Bill doesn’t like him either,” said Ginny, as though +that settled the matter. + + + +Page | 90 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry was not sure his anger had abated yet; but his +thirst for information was now overcoming his urge to +keep shouting. He sank onto the bed opposite the +others. + +“Is Bill here?” he asked. “I thought he was working in +Egypt.” + +“He applied for a desk job so he could come home and +work for the Order,” said Fred. “He says he misses the +tombs, but,” he smirked, “there are compensations...” + +“What d’you mean?” + +“Remember old Fleur Delacour?” said George. “She’s +got a job at Gringotts to eemprove ’er Eeenglish — ” + +“ — and Bill’s been giving her a lot of private lessons,” +sniggered Fred. + +“Charlie’s in the Order too,” said George, “but he’s +still in Romania, Dumbledore wants as many foreign +wizards brought in as possible, so Charlie’s trying to +make contacts on his days off.” + +“Couldn’t Percy do that?” Harry asked. The last he +had heard, the third Weasley brother was working in +the Department of International Magical Cooperation +at the Ministry of Magic. + +At these words all the Weasleys and Hermione +exchanged darkly significant looks. + +“Whatever you do, don’t mention Percy in front of +Mum and Dad,” Ron told Harry in a tense voice. + +“Why not?” + + + +Page | 91 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Because every time Percy’s name’s mentioned, Dad +breaks whatever he’s holding and Mum starts crying,” +Fred said. + +“It’s been awful,” said Ginny sadly. + +“I think we’re well shut of him,” said George with an +uncharacteristically ugly look on his face. + +“What’s happened?” Harry said. + +“Percy and Dad had a row,” said Fred. “I’ve never seen +Dad row with anyone like that. It’s normally Mum +who shouts...” + +“It was the first week back after term ended,” said +Ron. “We were about to come and join the Order. +Percy came home and told us he’d been promoted.” + +“You’re kidding?” said Harry. + +Though he knew perfectly well that Percy was highly +ambitious, Harry’s impression was that Percy had not +made a great success of his first job at the Ministry of +Magic. Percy had committed the fairly large oversight +of failing to notice that his boss was being controlled +by Lord Voldemort (not that the Ministry had believed +that — they all thought that Mr. Crouch had gone +mad). + +“Yeah, we were all surprised,” said George, “because +Percy got into a load of trouble about Crouch, there +was an inquiry and everything. They said Percy ought +to have realized Crouch was off his rocker and +informed a superior. But you know Percy, Crouch left +him in charge, he wasn’t going to complain...” + +“So how come they promoted him?” + + + +Page | 92 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s exactly what we wondered,” said Ron, who +seemed very keen to keep normal conversation going +now that Harry had stopped yelling. “He came home +really pleased with himself — even more pleased than +usual if you can imagine that — and told Dad he’d +been offered a position in Fudge’s own office. A really +good one for someone only a year out of Hogwarts — +Junior Assistant to the Minister. He expected Dad to +be all impressed, I think.” + +“Only Dad wasn’t,” said Fred grimly. + +“Why not?” said Harry. + +“Well, apparently Fudge has been storming round the +Ministry checking that nobody’s having any contact +with Dumbledore,” said George. + +“Dumbledore’s name’s mud with the Ministry these +days, see,” said Fred. “They all think he’s just making +trouble saying You-Know- Who’s back.” + +“Dad says Fudge has made it clear that anyone who’s +in league with Dumbledore can clear out their desks,” +said George. + +“Trouble is, Fudge suspects Dad, he knows he’s +friendly with Dumbledore, and he’s always thought +Dad’s a bit of a weirdo because of his Muggle +obsession — ” + +“But what’s this got to do with Percy?” asked Harry, +confused. + +“I’m coming to that. Dad reckons Fudge only wants +Percy in his office because he wants to use him to spy +on the family — and Dumbledore.” + + + +Harry let out a low whistle. + +Page | 93 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bet Percy loved that.” + +Ron laughed in a hollow sort of way. + +“He went completely berserk. He said — well, he said +loads of terrible stuff. He said he’s been having to +struggle against Dad’s lousy reputation ever since he +joined the Ministry and that Dad’s got no ambition +and that’s why we’ve always been — you know — not +had a lot of money, I mean — ” + +“ What?” said Harry in disbelief, as Ginny made a +noise like an angry cat. + +“I know,” said Ron in a low voice. “And it got worse. + +He said Dad was an idiot to run around with +Dumbledore, that Dumbledore was heading for big +trouble and Dad was going to go down with him, and +that he — Percy — knew where his loyalty lay and it +was with the Ministry. And if Mum and Dad were +going to become traitors to the Ministry he was going +to make sure everyone knew he didn’t belong to our +family anymore. And he packed his bags the same +night and left. He’s living here in London now.” + +Harry swore under his breath. He had always liked +Percy least of Ron’s brothers, but he had never +imagined he would say such things to Mr. Weasley. + +“Mum’s been in a right state,” said Ron. “You know — +crying and stuff. She came up to London to try and +talk to Percy but he slammed the door in her face. I +dunno what he does if he meets Dad at work — +ignores him, I s’pose.” + +“But Percy must know Voldemort’s back,” said Harry +slowly. “He’s not stupid, he must know your mum +and dad wouldn’t risk everything without proof — ” + + + +Page | 94 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, well, your name got dragged into the row,” said +Ron, shooting Harry a furtive look. “Percy said the +only evidence was your word and ... I dunno ... he +didn’t think it was good enough.” + +“Percy takes the Daily Prophet seriously,” said +Hermione tartly, and the others all nodded. + +“What are you talking about?” Harry asked, looking +around at them all. They were all regarding him +warily. + +“Haven’t — haven’t you been getting the Daily +Prophet?” Hermione asked nervously. + +“Yeah, I have!” said Harry. + +“Have you — er — been reading it thoroughly?” +Hermione asked still more anxiously. + +“Not cover to cover,” said Harry defensively. “If they +were going to report anything about Voldemort it +would be headline news, wouldn’t it!” + +The others flinched at the sound of the name. +Hermione hurried on, “Well, you’d need to read it +cover to cover to pick it up, but they — um — they +mention you a couple of times a week.” + +“But I’d have seen — ” + +“Not if you’ve only been reading the front page, you +wouldn’t,” said Hermione, shaking her head. “I’m not +talking about big articles. They just slip you in, like +you’re a standing joke.” + +“What d’you — ?” + + + +Page | 95 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s quite nasty, actually,” said Hermione in a voice of +forced calm. “They’re just building on Rita’s stuff.” + +“But she’s not writing for them anymore, is she?” + +“Oh no, she’s kept her promise — not that she’s got +any choice,” Hermione added with satisfaction. “But +she laid the foundation for what they’re trying to do +now.” + +“Which is what?” said Harry impatiently. + +“Okay, you know she wrote that you were collapsing +all over the place and saying your scar was hurting +and all that?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, who was not likely to forget Rita +Skeeter’s stories about him in a hurry. + +“Well, they’re writing about you as though you’re this +deluded, attention-seeking person who thinks he’s a +great tragic hero or something,” said Hermione, very +fast, as though it would be less unpleasant for Harry +to hear these facts quickly. “They keep slipping in +snide comments about you. If some far-fetched story +appears they say something like ‘a tale worthy of +Harry Potter’ and if anyone has a funny accident or +anything it’s let’s hope he hasn’t got a scar on his +forehead or we’ll be asked to worship him next — ’ ” + +“I don’t want anyone to worship — ” Harry began +hotly. + +“I know you don’t,” said Hermione quickly, looking +frightened. “I know, Harry. But you see what they’re +doing? They want to turn you into someone nobody +will believe. Fudge is behind it, I’ll bet anything. They +want wizards on the street to think you’re just some +stupid boy who’s a bit of a joke, who tells ridiculous +Page | 96 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +tall stories because he loves being famous and wants +to keep it going.” + +“I didn’t ask — I didn’t want — Voldemort killed my +parentsV’ Harry spluttered. “I got famous because he +murdered my family but couldn’t kill me! Who wants +to be famous for that? Don’t they think I’d rather it’d +never — ” + +“We know, Harry,” said Ginny earnestly. + +“And of course, they didn’t report a word about the +dementors attacking you,” said Hermione. “Someone’s +told them to keep that quiet. That should’ve been a +really big story, out-of-control dementors. They +haven’t even reported that you broke the International +Statute of Secrecy — we thought they would, it would +tie in so well with this image of you as some stupid +show-off — we think they’re biding their time until +you’re expelled, then they’re really going to go to town +— I mean, if you’re expelled, obviously,” she went on +hastily, “you really shouldn’t be, not if they abide by +their own laws, there’s no case against you.” + +They were back on the hearing and Harry did not +want to think about it. He cast around for another +change of subject, but was saved the necessity of +finding one by the sound of footsteps coming up the +stairs. + +“Uh-oh.” + +Fred gave the Extendable Ear a hearty tug; there was +another loud crack and he and George vanished. +Seconds later, Mrs. Weasley appeared in the bedroom +doorway. + +“The meeting’s over, you can come down and have +dinner now, everyone’s dying to see you, Harry. And + +Page | 97 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +who’s left all those Dungbombs outside the kitchen +door?” + + + +“Crookshanks,” said Ginny unblushingly. “He loves +playing with them.” + +“Oh,” said Mrs. Weasley, “I thought it might have +been Kreacher, he keeps doing odd things like that. +Now don’t forget to keep your voices down in the hall. +Ginny, your hands are filthy, what have you been +doing? Go and wash them before dinner, please...” + +Ginny grimaced at the others and followed her mother +out of the room, leaving Harry alone with Ron and +Hermione again. Both of them were watching him +apprehensively, as though they feared that he would +start shouting again now that everyone else had gone. +The sight of them looking so nervous made him feel +slightly ashamed. + +“Look ...” he muttered, but Ron shook his head, and +Hermione said quietly, “We knew you’d be angry, +Harry, we really don’t blame you, but you’ve got to +understand, we did try and persuade Dumbledore — ” + +“Yeah, I know,” said Harry grudgingly. + +He cast around for a topic to change the subject from +Dumbledore — the very thought of him made Harry’s +insides burn with anger again. + +“Who’s Kreacher?” he asked. + +“The house-elf who lives here,” said Ron. “Nutter. +Never met one like him.” + +Hermione frowned at Ron. + +“He’s not a nutter, Ron — ” + +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“His life’s ambition is to have his head cut off and +stuck up on a plaque just like his mother,” said Ron +irritably. “Is that normal, Hermione?” + +“Well — well, if he is a bit strange, it’s not his fault — ” + +Ron rolled his eyes at Harry. + +“Hermione still hasn’t given up on spew — ” + +“It’s not ‘spew’!” said Hermione heatedly. “It’s the +Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare, and it’s +not just me, Dumbledore says we should be kind to +Kreacher too — ” + +“Yeah, yeah,” said Ron. “C’mon, I’m starving.” + +He led the way out of the door and onto the landing, +but before they could descend the stairs — “Hold it!” +Ron breathed, flinging out an arm to stop Harry and +Hermione walking any farther. “They’re still in the +hall, we might be able to hear something — ” + +The three of them looked cautiously over the +banisters. The gloomy hallway below was packed with +witches and wizards, including all of Harry’s guard. +They were whispering excitedly together. In the very +center of the group Harry saw the dark, greasy-haired +head and prominent nose of his least favorite teacher +at Hogwarts, Professor Snape. Harry leaned farther +over the banisters. He was very interested in what +Snape was doing for the Order of the Phoenix. . . + +A thin piece of flesh-colored string descended in front +of Harry’s eyes. Looking up he saw Fred and George +on the landing above, cautiously lowering the +Extendable Ear toward the dark knot of people below. +A moment later, however, they began to move toward +the front door and out of sight. + +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dammit,” Harry heard Fred whisper, as he hoisted +the Extendable Ear back up again. + +They heard the front door open and then close. + +“Snape never eats here,” Ron told Harry quietly. +“Thank God. C’mon.” + +“And don’t forget to keep your voice down in the hall, +Harry,” Hermione whispered. + +As they passed the row of house-elf heads on the wall +they saw Lupin, Mrs. Weasley, and Tonks at the front +door, magically sealing its many locks and bolts +behind those who had just left. + +“We’re eating down in the kitchen,” Mrs. Weasley +whispered, meeting them at the bottom of the stairs. +“Harry, dear, if youll just tiptoe across the hall, it’s +through this door here — ” + +CRASH. + +“Tonksl” cried Mrs. Weasley exasperatedly, turning to +look behind her. + +“I’m sorry!” wailed Tonks, who was lying flat on the +floor. “It’s that stupid umbrella stand, that’s the +second time I’ve tripped over — ” + +But the rest of her words were drowned by a horrible, +earsplitting, bloodcurdling screech. + +The moth-eaten velvet curtains Harry had passed +earlier had flown apart, but there was no door behind +them. For a split second, Harry thought he was +looking through a window, a window behind which an +old woman in a black cap was screaming and +screaming as though she was being tortured — then +Page | lOOHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he realized it was simply a life-size portrait, but the +most realistic, and the most unpleasant, he had ever +seen in his life. + +The old woman was drooling, her eyes were rolling, +the yellowing skin of her face stretched taut as she +screamed, and all along the hall behind them, the +other portraits awoke and began to yell too, so that +Harry actually screwed up his eyes at the noise and +clapped his hands over his ears. + +Lupin and Mrs. Weasley darted forward and tried to +tug the curtains shut over the old woman, but they +would not close and she screeched louder than ever, +brandishing clawed hands as though trying to tear at +their faces. + +“Filth! Scum! By-products of dirt and vileness! Half- +breeds, mutants, freaks, begone from this place! How +dare you befoul the house of my fathers — ” + +Tonks apologized over and over again, at the same +time dragging the huge, heavy troll’s leg back off the +floor. Mrs. Weasley abandoned the attempt to close +the curtains and hurried up and down the hall, +Stunning all the other portraits with her wand. Then +a man with long black hair came charging out of a +door facing Harry. + +“Shut up, you horrible old hag, shut UP!” he roared, +seizing the curtain Mrs. Weasley had abandoned. + +The old woman’s face blanched. + +“Yooooul” she howled, her eyes popping at the sight of +the man. “Blood traitor, abomination, shame of my +fleshl” + + + +Page | lOlHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I said — shut — UP!” roared the man, and with a +stupendous effort he and Lupin managed to force the +curtains closed again. + +The old woman’s screeches died and an echoing +silence fell. + +Panting slightly and sweeping his long dark hair out +of his eyes, Harry’s godfather, Sirius, turned to face +him. + +“Hello, Harry,” he said grimly, “I see you’ve met my +mother.” + + + +Page | 102Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +5 + + + + +THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX + +“Your — ?” + +“My dear old mum, yeah,” said Sirius. “We’ve been +trying to get her down for a month but we think she +put a Permanent Sticking Charm on the back of the +canvas. Let’s get downstairs, quick, before they all +wake up again.” + +“But what’s a portrait of your mother doing here?” +Harry asked, bewildered, as they went through the +door from the hall and led the way down a flight of +narrow stone steps, the others just behind them. + +“Hasn’t anyone told you? This was my parents’ +house,” said Sirius. “But I’m the last Black left, so it’s +mine now. I offered it to Dumbledore for headquarters +— about the only useful thing I’ve been able to do.” + +Harry, who had expected a better welcome, noted how +hard and bitter Sirius’s voice sounded. He followed +his godfather to the bottom of the stairs and through +a door leading into the basement kitchen. + +Page | 103Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +It was scarcely less gloomy than the hall above, a +cavernous room with rough stone walls. Most of the +light was coming from a large fire at the far end of the +room. A haze of pipe smoke hung in the air like battle +fumes, through which loomed the menacing shapes of +heavy iron pots and pans hanging from the dark +ceiling. Many chairs had been crammed into the room +for the meeting and a long wooden table stood in the +middle of the room, littered with rolls of parchment, +goblets, empty wine bottles, and a heap of what +appeared to be rags. Mr. Weasley and his eldest son, +Bill, were talking quietly with their heads together at +the end of the table. + +Mrs. Weasley cleared her throat. Her husband, a thin, +balding, red-haired man, who wore horn-rimmed +glasses, looked around and jumped to his feet. + +“Harry!” Mr. Weasley said, hurrying forward to greet +him and shaking his hand vigorously. “Good to see +you!” + +Over his shoulder Harry saw Bill, who still wore his +long hair in a ponytail, hastily rolling up the lengths +of parchment left on the table. + +“Journey all right, Harry?” Bill called, trying to gather +up twelve scrolls at once. “Mad-Eye didn’t make you +come via Greenland, then?” + +“He tried,” said Tonks, striding over to help Bill and +immediately sending a candle toppling onto the last +piece of parchment. “Oh no — sorry — ” + +“Here, dear,” said Mrs. Weasley, sounding +exasperated, and she repaired the parchment with a +wave of her wand: In the flash of light caused by Mrs. +Weasley’s charm, Harry caught a glimpse of what +looked like the plan of a building. + +Page | 104Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley had seen him looking. She snatched the +plan off the table and stuffed it into Bill’s heavily +laden arms. + +“This sort of thing ought to be cleared away promptly +at the end of meetings,” she snapped before sweeping +off toward an ancient dresser from which she started +unloading dinner plates. + +Bill took out his wand, muttered “Evanescol” and the +scrolls vanished. + +“Sit down, Harry,” said Sirius. “You’ve met +Mundungus, haven’t you?” + +The thing Harry had taken to be a pile of rags gave a +prolonged, grunting snore and then jerked awake. + +“Some’n say m’ name?” Mundungus mumbled +sleepily. “I ’gree with Sirius...” + +He raised a very grubby hand in the air as though +voting, his droopy, bloodshot eyes unfocused. Ginny +giggled. + +“The meeting’s over, Dung,” said Sirius, as they all sat +down around him at the table. “Harry’s arrived.” + +“Eh?” said Mundungus, peering balefully at Harry +through his matted ginger hair. “Blimey, so ’e ’as. + +Yeah ... you all right, ’arry?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +Mundungus fumbled nervously in his pockets, still +staring at Harry, and pulled out a grimy black pipe. + +He stuck it in his mouth, ignited the end of it with his +wand, and took a deep pull on it. Great billowing +clouds of greenish smoke obscured him in seconds. +Page | 105Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Owe you a ’pology,” grunted a voice from the middle +of the smelly cloud. + +“For the last time, Mundungus,” called Mrs. Weasley, +“will you please not smoke that thing in the kitchen, +especially not when we’re about to eat!” + +“Ah,” said Mundungus. “Right. Sorry, Molly.” + +The cloud of smoke vanished as Mundungus stowed +his pipe back in his pocket, but an acrid smell of +burning socks lingered. + +“And if you want dinner before midnight I’ll need a +hand,” Mrs. Weasley said to the room at large. “No, +you can stay where you are, Harry dear, you’ve had a +long journey — ” + +“What can I do, Molly?” said Tonks enthusiastically, +bounding forward. + +Mrs. Weasley hesitated, looking apprehensive. + +“Er — no, it’s all right, Tonks, you have a rest too, +you’ve done enough today — ” + +“No, no, I want to help!” said Tonks brightly, knocking +over a chair as she hurried toward the dresser from +which Ginny was collecting cutlery. + +Soon a series of heavy knives were chopping meat +and vegetables of their own accord, supervised by Mr. +Weasley, while Mrs. Weasley stirred a cauldron +dangling over the fire and the others took out plates, +more goblets, and food from the pantry. Harry was +left at the table with Sirius and Mundungus, who was +still blinking mournfully at him. + +“Seen old Figgy since?” he asked. + +Page | 106Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry, “I haven’t seen anyone.” + + + +“See, I wouldn’t ’ave left,” said Mundungus, leaning +forward, a pleading note in his voice, “but I ’ad a +business opportunity — ” + +Harry felt something brush against his knees and +started, but it was only Crookshanks, Hermione’s +bandy-legged ginger cat, who wound himself once +around Harry’s legs, purring, then jumped onto +Sirius’s lap and curled up. Sirius scratched him +absentmindedly behind the ears as he turned, still +grim-faced, to Harry. + +“Had a good summer so far?” + +“No, it’s been lousy,” said Harry. + +For the first time, something like a grin flitted across +Sirius’s face. + +“Don’t know what you’re complaining about, myself.” + +“ What?” said Harry incredulously. + +“Personally, I’d have welcomed a dementor attack. A +deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the +monotony nicely. You think you’ve had it bad, at least +you’ve been able to get out and about, stretch your +legs, get into a few fights... I’ve been stuck inside for a +month.” + +“How come?” asked Harry, frowning. + +“Because the Ministry of Magic’s still after me, and +Voldemort will know all about me being an Animagus +by now, Wormtail will have told him, so my big +disguise is useless. There’s not much I can do for the +Order of the Phoenix ... or so Dumbledore feels.” + +Page | 107Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was something about the slightly flattened tone +of voice in which Sirius uttered Dumbledore’s name +that told Harry that Sirius was not very happy with +the headmaster either. Harry felt a sudden upsurge of +affection for his godfather. + +“At least you’ve known what’s been going on,” he said +bracingly. + +“Oh yeah,” said Sirius sarcastically. “Listening to +Snape’s reports, having to take all his snide hints that +he’s out there risking his life while I’m sat on my +backside here having a nice comfortable time . . . +asking me how the cleaning’s going — ” + +“What cleaning?” asked Harry. + +“Trying to make this place fit for human habitation,” +said Sirius, waving a hand around the dismal +kitchen. “No one’s lived here for ten years, not since +my dear mother died, unless you count her old +house-elf, and he’s gone round the twist, hasn’t +cleaned anything in ages — ” + +“Sirius?” said Mundungus, who did not appear to +have paid any attention to this conversation, but had +been minutely examining an empty goblet. “This solid +silver, mate?” + +“Yes,” said Sirius, surveying it with distaste. “Finest +fifteenth-century goblin-wrought silver, embossed +with the Black family crest.” + +“That’d come off, though,” muttered Mundungus, +polishing it with his cuff. + +“Fred — George — NO, JUST CARRY THEM!” Mrs. +Weasley shrieked. + + + +Page | 108Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Sirius, and Mundungus looked around and, a +split second later, dived away from the table. Fred +and George had bewitched a large cauldron of stew, +an iron flagon of butterbeer, and a heavy wooden +breadboard, complete with knife, to hurtle through +the air toward them. The stew skidded the length of +the table and came to a halt just before the end, +leaving a long black burn on the wooden surface, the +flagon of butterbeer fell with a crash, spilling its +contents everywhere, and the bread knife slipped off +the board and landed, point down and quivering +ominously, exactly where Sirius’s right hand had +been seconds before. + +“FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!” screamed Mrs. Weasley. +“THERE WAS NO NEED — IVE HAD ENOUGH OF +THIS — JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE ALLOWED TO USE +MAGIC NOW YOU DONT HAVE TO WHIP YOUR +WANDS OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!” + +“We were just trying to save a bit of time!” said Fred, +hurrying forward and wrenching the bread knife out +of the table. “Sorry Sirius, mate — didn’t mean to — ” + +Harry and Sirius were both laughing. Mundungus, +who had toppled backward off his chair, was swearing +as he got to his feet. Crookshanks had given an angry +hiss and shot off under the dresser, from whence his +large yellow eyes glowed in the darkness. + +“Boys,” Mr. Weasley said, lifting the stew back into +the middle of the table, “your mother’s right, you’re +supposed to show a sense of responsibility now you’ve +come of age — ” + +“ — none of your brothers caused this sort of trouble!” +Mrs. Weasley raged at the twins, slamming a fresh +flagon of butterbeer onto the table and spilling almost +as much again. “Bill didn’t feel the need to Apparate + +Page | 109Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +every few feet! Charlie didn’t Charm everything he +met! Percy — ” + +She stopped dead, catching her breath with a +frightened look at her husband, whose expression +was suddenly wooden. + +“Let’s eat,” said Bill quickly. + +“It looks wonderful, Molly,” said Lupin, ladling stew +onto a plate for her and handing it across the table. + +For a few minutes there was silence but for the chink +of plates and cutlery and the scraping of chairs as +everyone settled down to their food. Then Mrs. + +Weasley turned to Sirius and said, “I’ve been meaning +to tell you, there’s something trapped in that writing +desk in the drawing room, it keeps rattling and +shaking. Of course, it could just be a boggart, but I +thought we ought to ask Alastor to have a look at it +before we let it out.” + +“Whatever you like,” said Sirius indifferently. + +“The curtains in there are full of doxies too,” Mrs. +Weasley went on. “I thought we might try and tackle +them tomorrow.” + +“I look forward to it,” said Sirius. Harry heard the +sarcasm in his voice, but he was not sure that anyone +else did. + +Opposite Harry, Tonks was entertaining Hermione +and Ginny by transforming her nose between +mouthfuls. Screwing up her eyes each time with the +same pained expression she had worn back in Harry’s +bedroom, her nose swelled to a beaklike protuberance +like Snape’s, shrank to something resembling a +button mushroom, and then sprouted a great deal of +Page | llOHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hair from each nostril. Apparently this was a regular +mealtime entertainment, because after a while +Hermione and Ginny started requesting their favorite +noses. + +“Do that one like a pig snout, Tonks ...” + +Tonks obliged, and Harry, looking up, had the fleeting +impression that a female Dudley was grinning at him +from across the table. + +Mr. Weasley, Bill, and Lupin were having an intense +discussion about goblins. + +“They’re not giving anything away yet,” said Bill. “I +still can’t work out whether they believe he’s back or +not. ’Course, they might prefer not to take sides at all. +Keep out of it.” + +“I’m sure they’d never go over to You-Know-Who,” +said Mr. Weasley, shaking his head. “They’ve suffered +losses too. Remember that goblin family he murdered +last time, somewhere near Nottingham?” + +“I think it depends what they’re offered,” said Lupin. +“And I’m not talking about gold; if they’re offered +freedoms we’ve been denying them for centuries +they’re going to be tempted. Have you still not had +any luck with Ragnok, Bill?” + +“He’s feeling pretty anti-wizard at the moment,” said +Bill. “He hasn’t stopped raging about the Bagman +business, he reckons the Ministry did a cover-up, +those goblins never got their gold from him, you know + + + +A gale of laughter from the middle of the table +drowned the rest of Bill’s words. Fred, George, Ron, +and Mundungus were rolling around in their seats. + +Page | lllHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... and then,” choked Mundungus, tears running +down his face, “and then, if you’ll believe it, ’e says to +me, ’e says, ‘’ere, Dung, where didja get all them toads +from? ’Cos some son of a Bludger’s gone and nicked +all mine!’ And I says, ‘Nicked all your toads, Will, +what next? So you’ll be wanting some more, then?’ +And if you’ll believe me, lads, the gormless gargoyle +buys all ’is own toads back orf me for twice what ’e +paid in the first place — ■” + +“I don’t think we need to hear any more of your +business dealings, thank you very much, +Mundungus,” said Mrs. Weasley sharply, as Ron +slumped forward onto the table, howling with +laughter. + +“Beg pardon, Molly,” said Mundungus at once, wiping +his eyes and winking at Harry. “But, you know, Will +nicked ’em orf Warty Harris in the first place so I +wasn’t really doing nothing wrong — ” + +“I don’t know where you learned about right and +wrong, Mundungus, but you seem to have missed a +few crucial lessons,” said Mrs. Weasley coldly. + +Fred and George buried their faces in their goblets of +butterbeer; George was hiccuping. For some reason, +Mrs. Weasley threw a very nasty look at Sirius before +getting to her feet and going to fetch a large rhubarb +crumble for pudding. Harry looked round at his +godfather. + +“Molly doesn’t approve of Mundungus,” said Sirius in +an undertone. + +“How come he’s in the Order?” Harry said very +quietly. + + + +Page | 112Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’s useful,” Sirius muttered. “Knows all the crooks +— well, he would, seeing as he’s one himself. But he’s +also very loyal to Dumbledore, who helped him out of +a tight spot once. It pays to have someone like Dung +around, he hears things we don’t. But Molly thinks +inviting him to stay for dinner is going too far. She +hasn’t forgiven him for slipping off duty when he was +supposed to be tailing you.” + +Three helpings of rhubarb crumble and custard later +and the waistband on Harry’s jeans was feeling +uncomfortably tight (which was saying something, as +the jeans had once been Dudley’s). He lay down his +spoon in a lull in the general conversation. Mr. +Weasley was leaning back in his chair, looking replete +and relaxed, Tonks was yawning widely, her nose now +back to normal, and Ginny, who had lured +Crookshanks out from under the dresser, was sitting +cross-legged on the floor, rolling butterbeer corks for +him to chase. + +“Nearly time for bed, I think,” said Mrs. Weasley on a +yawn. + +“Not just yet, Molly,” said Sirius, pushing away his +empty plate and turning to look at Harry. “You know, +I’m surprised at you. I thought the first thing you’d do +when you got here would be to start asking questions +about Voldemort.” + +The atmosphere in the room changed with the +rapidity Harry associated with the arrival of +dementors. Where seconds before it had been sleepily +relaxed, it was now alert, even tense. A frisson had +gone around the table at the mention of Voldemort’s +name. Lupin, who had been about to take a sip of +wine, lowered his goblet slowly, looking wary. + + + +Page | 113Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I did!” said Harry indignantly. “I asked Ron and +Hermione but they said we’re not allowed in the +Order, so — ” + +“And they’re quite right,” said Mrs. Weasley. “You’re +too young.” + +She was sitting bolt upright in her chair, her fists +clenched upon its arms, every trace of drowsiness +gone. + +“Since when did someone have to be in the Order of +the Phoenix to ask questions?” asked Sirius. “Harry’s +been trapped in that Muggle house for a month. He’s +got the right to know what’s been happen — ” + +“Hang on!” interrupted George loudly. + +“How come Harry gets his questions answered?” said +Fred angrily. + +“ We’ve been trying to get stuff out of you for a month +and you haven’t told us a single stinking thing!” said +George. + +“ ‘You’re too young, you’re not in the Order,’ ” said +Fred, in a high-pitched voice that sounded uncannily +like his mother’s. “Harry’s not even of age!” + +“It’s not my fault you haven’t been told what the +Order’s doing,” said Sirius calmly. “That’s your +parents’ decision. Harry, on the other hand — ” + +“It’s not down to you to decide what’s good for Harry!” +said Mrs. Weasley sharply. Her normally kindly face +looked dangerous. “You haven’t forgotten what +Dumbledore said, I suppose?” + + + +Page | 114Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Which bit?” Sirius asked politely, but with an air as +though readying himself for a fight. + +“The bit about not telling Harry more than he needs +to know,” said Mrs. Weasley, placing a heavy +emphasis on the last three words. + +Ron, Hermione, Fred, and George’s heads turned from +Sirius to Mrs. Weasley as though following a tennis +rally. Ginny was kneeling amid a pile of abandoned +butterbeer corks, watching the conversation with her +mouth slightly open. Lupin’s eyes were fixed on +Sirius. + +“I don’t intend to tell him more than he needs to +know, Molly,” said Sirius. “But as he was the one who +saw Voldemort come back” (again, there was a +collective shudder around the table at the name), “he +has more right than most to — ” + +“He’s not a member of the Order of the Phoenix!” said +Mrs. Weasley. “He’s only fifteen and — ” + +“ — and he’s dealt with as much as most in the +Order,” said Sirius, “and more than some — ” + +“No one’s denying what he’s done!” said Mrs. Weasley, +her voice rising, her fists trembling on the arms of her +chair. “But he’s still — ” + +“He’s not a child!” said Sirius impatiently. + +“He’s not an adult either!” said Mrs. Weasley, the +color rising in her cheeks. “He’s not James, Sirius!” + +“I’m perfectly clear who he is, thanks, Molly,” said +Sirius coldly. + + + +Page | 115Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm not sure you are!” said Mrs. Weasley. + +“Sometimes, the way you talk about him, it’s as +though you think you’ve got your best friend back!” + +“What’s wrong with that?” said Harry. + +“What’s wrong, Harry, is that you are not your father, +however much you might look like him!” said Mrs. +Weasley, her eyes still boring into Sirius. “You are still +at school and adults responsible for you should not +forget it!” + +“Meaning I’m an irresponsible godfather?” demanded +Sirius, his voice rising. + +“Meaning you’ve been known to act rashly, Sirius, +which is why Dumbledore keeps reminding you to +stay at home and — ” + +“We’ll leave my instructions from Dumbledore out of +this, if you please!” said Sirius loudly. + +“Arthur!” said Mrs. Weasley, rounding on her +husband. “Arthur, back me up!” + +Mr. Weasley did not speak at once. He took off his +glasses and cleaned them slowly on his robes, not +looking at his wife. Only when he had replaced them +carefully on his nose did he say, “Dumbledore knows +the position has changed, Molly. He accepts that +Harry will have to be filled in to a certain extent now +that he is staying at headquarters — ” + +“Yes, but there’s a difference between that and +inviting him to ask whatever he likes!” + +“Personally,” said Lupin quietly, looking away from +Sirius at last, as Mrs. Weasley turned quickly to him, +hopeful that finally she was about to get an ally, “I + +Page | 116Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +think it better that Harry gets the facts — not all the +facts, Molly, but the general picture — from us, rather +than a garbled version from ... others.” + +His expression was mild, but Harry felt sure that +Lupin, at least, knew that some Extendable Ears had +survived Mrs. Weasley’s purge. + +“Well,” said Mrs. Weasley, breathing deeply and +looking around the table for support that did not +come, “well ... I can see I’m going to be overruled. I’ll +just say this: Dumbledore must have had his reasons +for not wanting Harry to know too much, and +speaking as someone who has got Harry’s best +interests at heart — ” + +“He’s not your son,” said Sirius quietly. + +“He’s as good as,” said Mrs. Weasley fiercely. “Who +else has he got?” + +“He’s got me!” + +“Yes,” said Mrs. Weasley, her lip curling. “The thing +is, it’s been rather difficult for you to look after him +while you’ve been locked up in Azkaban, hasn’t it?” + +Sirius started to rise from his chair. + +“Molly, you’re not the only person at this table who +cares about Harry,” said Lupin sharply. “Sirius, sit +down.” + +Mrs. Weasley’s lower lip was trembling. Sirius sank +slowly back into his chair, his face white. + +“I think Harry ought to be allowed a say in this,” + +Lupin continued. “He’s old enough to decide for +himself.” + +Page | 117Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I want to know what’s been going on,” Harry said at +once. + +He did not look at Mrs. Weasley. He had been touched +by what she had said about his being as good as a +son, but he was also impatient at her mollycoddling. . . +Sirius was right, he was not a child. + +“Very well,” said Mrs. Weasley, her voice cracking. +“Ginny — Ron — Hermione — Fred — George — I +want you out of this kitchen, now.” + +There was instant uproar. + +“We’re of age!” Fred and George bellowed together. + +“If Harry’s allowed, why can’t I?” shouted Ron. + +“Mum, I want to!” wailed Ginny. + +“NO!” shouted Mrs. Weasley, standing up, her eyes +overbright. “I absolutely forbid — ” + +“Molly, you can’t stop Fred and George,” said Mr. +Weasley wearily. “They are of age — ” + +“They’re still at school — ” + +“But they’re legally adults now,” said Mr. Weasley in +the same tired voice. + +Mrs. Weasley was now scarlet in the face. + +“I — oh, all right then, Fred and George can stay, but +Ron — ” + +“Harry’ll tell me and Hermione everything you say +anyway!” said Ron hotly. “Won’t — won’t you?” he +added uncertainly, meeting Harry’s eyes. + +Page | 118Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +For a split second, Harry considered telling Ron that +he wouldn’t tell him a single word, that he could try a +taste of being kept in the dark and see how he liked +it. But the nasty impulse vanished as they looked at +each other. + +“ ’Course I will,” Harry said. Ron and Hermione +beamed. + +“Fine!” shouted Mrs. Weasley. “Fine! Ginny — BED!” + +Ginny did not go quietly. They could hear her raging +and storming at her mother all the way up the stairs, +and when she reached the hall Mrs. Black’s +earsplitting shrieks were added to the din. Lupin +hurried off to the portrait to restore calm. It was only +after he had returned, closing the kitchen door +behind him and taking his seat at the table again, +that Sirius spoke. + +“Okay, Harry ... what do you want to know?” + +Harry took a deep breath and asked the question that +had been obsessing him for a month. + +“Where’s Voldemort? What’s he doing? I’ve been trying +to watch the Muggle news,” he said, ignoring the +renewed shudders and winces at the name, “and +there hasn’t been anything that looks like him yet, no +funny deaths or anything — ” + +“That’s because there haven’t been any suspicious +deaths yet,” said Sirius, “not as far as we know, +anyway... And we know quite a lot.” + +“More than he thinks we do anyway,” said Lupin. + + + +Page | 119Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How come he’s stopped killing people?” Harry asked. +He knew that Voldemort had murdered more than +once in the last year alone. + +“Because he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself +at the moment,” said Sirius. “It would be dangerous +for him. His comeback didn’t come off quite the way +he wanted it to, you see. He messed it up.” + +“Or rather, you messed it up for him,” said Lupin with +a satisfied smile. + +“How?” Harry asked perplexedly. + +“You weren’t supposed to survive!” said Sirius. +“Nobody apart from his Death Eaters was supposed to +know he’d come back. But you survived to bear +witness.” + +“And the very last person he wanted alerted to his +return the moment he got back was Dumbledore,” +said Lupin. “And you made sure Dumbledore knew at +once.” + +“How has that helped?” Harry asked. + +“Are you kidding?” said Bill incredulously. +“Dumbledore was the only one You-Know-Who was +ever scared of!” + +“Thanks to you, Dumbledore was able to recall the +Order of the Phoenix about an hour after Voldemort +returned,” said Sirius. + +“So what’s the Order been doing?” said Harry, looking +around at them all. + +“Working as hard as we can to make sure Voldemort +can’t carry out his plans,” said Sirius. + +Page | 120Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How d’you know what his plans are?” Harry asked +quickly. + + + +“Dumbledore’s got a shrewd idea,” said Lupin, “and +Dumbledore’s shrewd ideas normally turn out to be +accurate.” + +“So what does Dumbledore reckon he’s planning?” + +“Well, firstly, he wants to build up his army again,” +said Sirius. “In the old days he had huge numbers at +his command; witches and wizards he’d bullied or +bewitched into following him, his faithful Death +Eaters, a great variety of Dark creatures. You heard +him planning to recruit the giants; well, they’ll be just +one group he’s after. He’s certainly not going to try +and take on the Ministry of Magic with only a dozen +Death Eaters.” + +“So you’re trying to stop him getting more followers?” +“We’re doing our best,” said Lupin. + +“How?” + +“Well, the main thing is to try and convince as many +people as possible that You-Know-Who really has +returned, to put them on their guard,” said Bill. “It’s +proving tricky, though.” + +“Why?” + +“Because of the Ministry’s attitude,” said Tonks. “You +saw Cornelius Fudge after You-Know-Who came back, +Harry. Well, he hasn’t shifted his position at all. He’s +absolutely refusing to believe it’s happened.” + +“But why?” said Harry desperately. “Why’s he being +so stupid? If Dumbledore — ” + +Page | 121Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ah, well, you’ve put your finger on the problem,” said +Mr. Weasley with a wry smile. “Dumbledore.” + +“Fudge is frightened of him, you see,” said Tonks +sadly. + +“Frightened of Dumbledore?” said Harry +incredulously. + +“Frightened of what he’s up to,” said Mr. Weasley. +“You see, Fudge thinks Dumbledore’s plotting to +overthrow him. He thinks Dumbledore wants to be +Minister of Magic.” + +“But Dumbledore doesn’t want — ” + +“Of course he doesn’t,” said Mr. Weasley. “He’s never +wanted the Minister’s job, even though a lot of people +wanted him to take it when Millicent Bagnold retired. +Fudge came to power instead, but he’s never quite +forgotten how much popular support Dumbledore +had, even though Dumbledore never applied for the +job.” + +“Deep down, Fudge knows Dumbledore’s much +cleverer than he is, a much more powerful wizard, +and in the early days of his Ministry he was forever +asking Dumbledore for help and advice,” said Lupin. +“But it seems that he’s become fond of power now, +and much more confident. He loves being Minister of +Magic, and he’s managed to convince himself that +he’s the clever one and Dumbledore’s simply stirring +up trouble for the sake of it.” + +“How can he think that?” said Harry angrily. “How +can he think Dumbledore would just make it all up — +that I’d make it all up?” + + + +Page | 122Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Because accepting that Voldemort’s back would +mean trouble like the Ministry hasn’t had to cope +with for nearly fourteen years,” said Sirius bitterly. +“Fudge just can’t bring himself to face it. It’s so much +more comfortable to convince himself Dumbledore’s +lying to destabilize him.” + +“You see the problem,” said Lupin. “While the +Ministry insists there is nothing to fear from +Voldemort, it’s hard to convince people he’s back, +especially as they really don’t want to believe it in the +first place. What’s more, the Ministry’s leaning heavily +on the Daily Prophet not to report any of what they’re +calling Dumbledore’s rumormongering, so most of the +Wizarding community are completely unaware +anything’s happened, and that makes them easy +targets for the Death Eaters if they’re using the +Imperius Curse.” + +“But you’re telling people, aren’t you?” said Harry, +looking around at Mr. Weasley, Sirius, Bill, +Mundungus, Lupin, and Tonks. “You’re letting people +know he’s back?” + +They all smiled humorlessly. + +“Well, as everyone thinks I’m a mad mass murderer +and the Ministry’s put a ten-thousand-Galleon price +on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start +handing out leaflets, can I?” said Sirius restlessly. + +“And I’m not a very popular dinner guest with most of +the community,” said Lupin. “It’s an occupational +hazard of being a werewolf.” + +“Tonks and Arthur would lose their jobs at the +Ministry if they started shooting their mouths off,” +said Sirius, “and it’s very important for us to have + + + +Page | 123Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spies inside the Ministry, because you can bet +Voldemort will have them.” + +“We’ve managed to convince a couple of people, +though,” said Mr. Weasley. “Tonks here, for one — +she’s too young to have been in the Order of the +Phoenix last time, and having Aurors on our side is a +huge advantage — Kingsley Shacklebolt’s been a real +asset too. He’s in charge of the hunt for Sirius, so he’s +been feeding the Ministry information that Sirius is in +Tibet.” + +“But if none of you’s putting the news out that +Voldemort ’s back — ” Harry began. + +“Who said none of us was putting the news out?” said +Sirius. “Why d’you think Dumbledore’s in such +trouble?” + +“What d’you mean?” Harry asked. + +“They’re trying to discredit him,” said Lupin. “Didn’t +you see the Daily Prophet last week? They reported +that he’d been voted out of the Chairmanship of the +International Confederation of Wizards because he’s +getting old and losing his grip, but it’s not true, he +was voted out by Ministry wizards after he made a +speech announcing Voldemort’s return. They’ve +demoted him from Chief Warlock on the Wizengamot +— that’s the Wizard High Court — and they’re talking +about taking away his Order of Merlin, First Class, +too.” + +“But Dumbledore says he doesn’t care what they do +as long as they don’t take him off the Chocolate Frog +cards,” said Bill, grinning. + +“It’s no laughing matter,” said Mr. Weasley shortly. “If +he carries on defying the Ministry like this, he could + +Page | 124Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +end up in Azkaban and the last thing we want is +Dumbledore locked up. While You-Know-Who knows +Dumbledore’s out there and wise to what he’s up to, +he’s going to go cautiously for a while. If +Dumbledore’s out of the way — well, You-Know-Who +will have a clear field.” + +“But if Voldemort’s trying to recruit more Death +Eaters, it’s bound to get out that he’s come back, isn’t +it?” asked Harry desperately. + +“Voldemort doesn’t march up to people’s houses and +bang on their front doors, Harry,” said Sirius. “He +tricks, jinxes, and blackmails them. He’s well- +practiced at operating in secrecy. In any case, +gathering followers is only one thing he’s interested +in, he’s got other plans too, plans he can put into +operation very quietly indeed, and he’s concentrating +on them at the moment.” + +“What’s he after apart from followers?” Harry asked +swiftly. + +He thought he saw Sirius and Lupin exchange the +most fleeting of looks before Sirius said, “Stuff he can +only get by stealth.” + +When Harry continued to look puzzled, Sirius said, +“Like a weapon. Something he didn’t have last time.” + +“When he was powerful before?” + +“Yes.” + +“Like what kind of weapon?” said Harry. “Something +worse than the Avada Kedavra — ?” + +“That’s enough.” + + + +Page | 125Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley spoke from the shadows beside the +door. Harry had not noticed her return from taking +Ginny upstairs. Her arms were crossed and she +looked furious. + +“I want you in bed, now. All of you,” she added, +looking around at Fred, George, Ron, and Hermione. + +“You can’t boss us — ” Fred began. + +“Watch me,” snarled Mrs. Weasley. She was trembling +slightly as she looked at Sirius. “You’ve given Harry +plenty of information. Any more and you might just +as well induct him into the Order straightaway.” + +“Why not?” said Harry quickly. “I’ll join, I want to join, +I want to fight — ” + +“No.” + +It was not Mrs. Weasley who spoke this time, but +Lupin. + +“The Order is comprised only of overage wizards,” he +said. “Wizards who have left school,” he added, as +Fred and George opened their mouths. “There are +dangers involved of which you can have no idea, any +of you ... I think Molly’s right, Sirius. We’ve said +enough.” + +Sirius half-shrugged but did not argue. Mrs. Weasley +beckoned imperiously to her sons and Hermione. One +by one they stood up and Harry, recognizing defeat, +followed suit. + + + +Page | 126Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +THE NOBLE AND MOST ANCIENT +HOUSE OF BLACK + +Mrs. Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. + +“I want you all to go straight to bed, no talking,” she +said as they reached the first landing. “We’ve got a +busy day tomorrow. I expect Ginny’s asleep,” she +added to Hermione, “so try not to wake her up.” + +“Asleep, yeah, right,” said Fred in an undertone, after +Hermione bade them good night and they were +climbing to the next floor. “If Ginny’s not lying awake +waiting for Hermione to tell her everything they said +downstairs, then I’m a flobberworm...” + +“All right, Ron, Harry,” said Mrs. Weasley on the +second landing, pointing them into their bedroom. + +“Off to bed with you.” + +“ ’Night,” Harry and Ron said to the twins. + +“Sleep tight,” said Fred, winking. + +Page | 127Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Mrs. Weasley closed the door behind Harry with a +sharp snap. The bedroom looked, if anything, even +danker and gloomier than it had on first sight. The +blank picture on the wall was now breathing very +slowly and deeply, as though its invisible occupant +was asleep. Harry put on his pajamas, took off his +glasses, and climbed into his chilly bed while Ron +threw Owl Treats up on top of the wardrobe to pacify +Hedwig and Pigwidgeon, who were clattering around +and rustling their wings restlessly. + +“We can’t let them out to hunt every night,” Ron +explained as he pulled on his maroon pajamas. +“Dumbledore doesn’t want too many owls swooping +around the square, thinks it’ll look suspicious. Oh +yeah ... I forgot...” + +He crossed to the door and bolted it. + +“What ’re you doing that for?” + +“Kreacher,” said Ron as he turned off the light. “First +night I was here he came wandering in at three in the +morning. Trust me, you don’t want to wake up and +find him prowling around your room. Anyway ...” He +got into his bed, settled down under the covers, then +turned to look at Harry in the darkness. Harry could +see his outline by the moonlight filtering in through +the grimy window. “What d’you reckon?” + +Harry didn’t need to ask what Ron meant. + +“Well, they didn’t tell us much we couldn’t have +guessed, did they?” he said, thinking of all that had +been said downstairs. “I mean, all they’ve really said +is that the Order’s trying to stop people joining Vol — ” + +There was a sharp intake of breath from Ron. + + + +Page | 128Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — demort” said Harry firmly. “When are you going to +start using his name? Sirius and Lupin do.” + + + +Ron ignored this last comment. “Yeah, you’re right,” +he said. “We already knew nearly everything they told +us, from using the Extendable Ears. The only new bit +was — ” + +Crack. + +“OUCH!” + +“Keep your voice down, Ron, or Mum’ll be back up +here.” + +“You two just Apparated on my knees!” + +“Yeah, well, it’s harder in the dark — ” + +Harry saw the blurred outlines of Fred and George +leaping down from Ron’s bed. There was a groan of +bedsprings and Harry’s mattress descended a few +inches as George sat down near his feet. + +“So, got there yet?” said George eagerly. + +“The weapon Sirius mentioned?” said Harry. + +“Let slip, more like,” said Fred with relish, now sitting +next to Ron. “We didn’t hear about that on the old +Extendables, did we?” + +“What d’you reckon it is?” said Harry. + +“Could be anything,” said Fred. + +“But there can’t be anything worse than the Avada +Kedavra curse, can there?” said Ron. “What’s worse +than death?” + +Page | 129Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Maybe it’s something that can kill loads of people at +once,” suggested George. + +“Maybe it’s some particularly painful way of killing +people,” said Ron fearfully. + +“He’s got the Cruciatus Curse for causing pain,” said +Harry. “He doesn’t need anything more efficient than +that.” + +There was a pause and Harry knew that the others, +like him, were wondering what horrors this weapon +could perpetrate. + +“So who d’you thinks got it now?” asked George. + +“I hope it’s our side,” said Ron, sounding slightly +nervous. + +“If it is, Dumbledore’s probably keeping it,” said Fred. + +“Where?” said Ron quickly. “Hogwarts?” + +“Bet it is!” said George. “That’s where he hid the +Sorcerer’s Stone!” + +“A weapon’s going to be a lot bigger than the Stone, +though!” said Ron. + +“Not necessarily,” said Fred. + +“Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. +“Look at Ginny.” + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry. + +“You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her +Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?” + + + +Page | 130Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Shhh!” said Fred, half-rising from the bed. “Listen!” + + + +They fell silent. Footsteps were coming up the stairs +again. + +“Mum,” said George, and without further ado there +was a loud crack and Harry felt the weight vanish +from the end of his bed. A few seconds later and they +heard the floorboard creak outside their door; Mrs. +Weasley was plainly listening to see whether they +were talking or not. + +Hedwig and Pigwidgeon hooted dolefully. The +floorboard creaked again and they heard her heading +upstairs to check on Fred and George. + +“She doesn’t trust us at all, you know,” said Ron +regretfully. + +Harry was sure he would not be able to fall asleep; +the evening had been so packed with things to think +about that he fully expected to lie awake for hours +mulling it all over. He wanted to continue talking to +Ron, but Mrs. Weasley was now creaking back +downstairs again, and once she had gone he distinctly +heard others making their way upstairs... In fact, +many-legged creatures were cantering softly up and +down outside the bedroom door, and Hagrid, the Care +of Magical Creatures teacher, was saying, “Beauties, +aren’ they, eh, Harry? We’ll be study in’ weapons this +term...” And Harry saw that the creatures had +cannons for heads and were wheeling to face him... + +He ducked... + +The next thing he knew, he was curled in a warm ball +under his bedclothes, and George’s loud voice was +filling the room. + + + +Page | 131Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mum says get up, your breakfast is in the kitchen +and then she needs you in the drawing room, there +are loads more doxies than she thought and she’s +found a nest of dead puffskeins under the sofa.” + +Half an hour later, Harry and Ron, who had dressed +and breakfasted quickly, entered the drawing room, a +long, high-ceilinged room on the first floor with olive- +green walls covered in dirty tapestries. The carpet +exhaled little clouds of dust every time someone put +their foot on it and the long, moss-green velvet +curtains were buzzing as though swarming with +invisible bees. It was around these that Mrs. Weasley, +Hermione, Ginny, Fred, and George were grouped, all +looking rather peculiar, as they had tied cloths over +their noses and mouths. Each of them was also +holding a large bottle of black liquid with a nozzle at +the end. + +“Cover your faces and take a spray,” Mrs. Weasley +said to Harry and Ron the moment she saw them, +pointing to two more bottles of black liquid standing +on a spindle-legged table. “It’s Doxycide. I’ve never +seen an infestation this bad — what that house-elf’s +been doing for the last ten years — ” + +Hermione ’s face was half concealed by a tea towel but +Harry distinctly saw her throw a reproachful look at +Mrs. Weasley at these words. + +“Kreacher’s really old, he probably couldn’t manage — + + + +“You’d be surprised what Kreacher can manage when +he wants to, Hermione,” said Sirius, who had just +entered the room carrying a bloodstained bag of what +appeared to be dead rats. “I’ve just been feeding +Buckbeak,” he added, in reply to Harry’s inquiring + + + +Page | 132Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +look. “I keep him upstairs in my mother’s bedroom. +Anyway ... this writing desk ...” + +He dropped the bag of rats onto an armchair, then +bent over to examine the locked cabinet which, Harry +now noticed for the first time, was shaking slightly. + +“Well, Molly, I’m pretty sure this is a boggart,” said +Sirius, peering through the keyhole, “but perhaps we +ought to let Mad-Eye have a shifty at it before we let it +out — knowing my mother it could be something +much worse.” + +“Right you are, Sirius,” said Mrs. Weasley. + +They were both speaking in carefully light, polite +voices that told Harry quite plainly that neither had +forgotten their disagreement of the night before. + +A loud, clanging bell sounded from downstairs, +followed at once by the cacophony of screams and +wails that had been triggered the previous night by +Tonks knocking over the umbrella stand. + +“I keep telling them not to ring the doorbell!” said +Sirius exasperatedly, hurrying back out of the room. +They heard him thundering down the stairs as Mrs. +Black’s screeches echoed up through the house once +more: “Stains of dishonor, filthy half-breeds, blood +traitors, children of filth ...” + +“Close the door, please, Harry,” said Mrs. Weasley. + +Harry took as much time as he dared to close the +drawing room door; he wanted to listen to what was +going on downstairs. Sirius had obviously managed to +shut the curtains over his mother’s portrait because +she had stopped screaming. He heard Sirius walking +down the hall, then the clattering of the chain on the +Page | 133Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +front door, and then a deep voice he recognized as +Kingsley Shacklebolt’s saying, “Hestia’s just relieved +me, so she’s got Moody’s cloak now, thought I’d leave +a report for Dumbledore...” + +Feeling Mrs. Weasley’s eyes on the back of his head, +Harry regretfully closed the drawing room door and +rejoined the doxy party. + +Mrs. Weasley was bending over to check the page on +doxies in Gilderoy Lockhart’s Guide to Household +Pests, which was lying open on the sofa. + +“Right, you lot, you need to be careful, because doxies +bite and their teeth are poisonous. I’ve got a bottle of +antidote here, but I’d rather nobody needed it.” + +She straightened up, positioned herself squarely in +front of the curtains, and beckoned them all forward. + +“When I say the word, start spraying immediately,” +she said. “They’ll come flying out at us, I expect, but it +says on the sprays one good squirt will paralyze them. +When they’re immobilized, just throw them in this +bucket.” + +She stepped carefully out of their line of fire and +raised her own spray. “All right — squirti” + +Harry had been spraying only a few seconds when a +fully grown doxy came soaring out of a fold in the +material, shiny beetlelike wings whirring, tiny needle- +sharp teeth bared, its fairylike body covered with +thick black hair and its four tiny fists clenched with +fury. Harry caught it full in the face with a blast of +Doxycide; it froze in midair and fell, with a +surprisingly loud thunk, onto the worn carpet below. +Harry picked it up and threw it in the bucket. + + + +Page | 134Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fred, what are you doing?” said Mrs. Weasley +sharply. “Spray that at once and throw it away!” + +Harry looked around. Fred was holding a struggling +doxy between his forefinger and thumb. + +“Right-o,” Fred said brightly, spraying the doxy +quickly in the face so that it fainted, but the moment +Mrs. Weasley’s back was turned he pocketed it with a +wink. + +“We want to experiment with doxy venom for our +Skiving Snack-boxes,” George told Harry under his +breath. + +Deftly spraying two doxies at once as they soared +straight for his nose, Harry moved closer to George +and muttered out of the corner of his mouth, “What +are Skiving Snackboxes?” + +“Range of sweets to make you ill,” George whispered, +keeping a wary eye on Mrs. Weasley’s back. “Not +seriously ill, mind, just ill enough to get you out of a +class when you feel like it. Fred and I have been +developing them this summer. They’re double-ended, +color-coded chews. If you eat the orange half of the +Puking Pastilles, you throw up. Moment you’ve been +rushed out of the lesson for the hospital wing, you +swallow the purple half — ” + +“ ‘ — which restores you to full fitness, enabling you to +pursue the leisure activity of your own choice during +an hour that would otherwise have been devoted to +unprofitable boredom.’ That’s what we’re putting in +the adverts, anyway,” whispered Fred, who had edged +over out of Mrs. Weasley’s line of vision and was now +sweeping a few stray doxies from the floor and adding +them to his pocket. “But they still need a bit of work. +At the moment our testers are having a bit of trouble +Page | 135Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stopping puking long enough to swallow the purple +end.” + + + +“Testers?” + +“Us,” said Fred. “We take it in turns. George did the +Fainting Fancies — we both tried the Nosebleed +Nougat — ” + +“Mum thought we’d been dueling,” said George. + +“Joke shop still on, then?” Harry muttered, +pretending to be adjusting the nozzle on his spray. + +“Well, we haven’t had a chance to get premises yet,” +said Fred, dropping his voice even lower as Mrs. +Weasley mopped her brow with her scarf before +returning to the attack, “so we’re running it as a mail- +order service at the moment. We put advertisements +in the Daily Prophet last week.” + +“All thanks to you, mate,” said George. “But don’t +worry ... Mum hasn’t got a clue. She won’t read the +Daily Prophet anymore, ’cause of it telling lies about +you and Dumbledore.” + +Harry grinned. He had forced the Weasley twins to +take the thousand-Galleon prize money he had won +in the Triwizard Tournament to help them realize +their ambition to open a joke shop, but he was still +glad to know that his part in furthering their plans +was unknown to Mrs. Weasley, who did not think that +running a joke shop was a suitable career for two of +her sons. + +The de-doxying of the curtains took most of the +morning. It was past midday when Mrs. Weasley +finally removed her protective scarf, sank into a +sagging armchair, and sprang up again with a cry of + +Page | 136Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +disgust, having sat on the bag of dead rats. The +curtains were no longer buzzing; they hung limp and +damp from the intensive spraying; unconscious +doxies lay crammed in the bucket at the foot of them +beside a bowl of their black eggs, at which +Crookshanks was now sniffing and Fred and George +were shooting covetous looks. + +“I think well tackle those after lunch.” + +Mrs. Weasley pointed at the dusty glass-fronted +cabinets standing on either side of the mantelpiece. +They were crammed with an odd assortment of +objects: a selection of rusty daggers, claws, a coiled +snakeskin, a number of tarnished silver boxes +inscribed with languages Harry could not understand +and, least pleasant of all, an ornate crystal bottle with +a large opal set into the stopper, full of what Harry +was quite sure was blood. + +The clanging doorbell rang again. Everyone looked at +Mrs. Weasley. + +“Stay here,” she said firmly, snatching up the bag of +rats as Mrs. Blacks screeches started up again from +down below. “I’ll bring up some sandwiches.” + +She left the room, closing the door carefully behind +her. At once, everyone dashed over to the window to +look down onto the doorstep. They could see the top +of an unkempt gingery head and a stack of +precariously balanced cauldrons. + +“Mundungus!” said Hermione. “What’s he brought all +those cauldrons for?” + +“Probably looking for a safe place to keep them,” said +Harry. “Isn’t that what he was doing the night he was + + + +Page | 137Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +supposed to be tailing me? Picking up dodgy +cauldrons?” + + + +“Yeah, you’re right!” said Fred, as the front door +opened; Mundungus heaved his cauldrons through it +and disappeared from view. “Blimey, Mum won’t like +that...” + +He and George crossed to the door and stood beside +it, listening intently. Mrs. Black’s screaming had +stopped again. + +“Mundungus is talking to Sirius and Kingsley,” Fred +muttered, frowning with concentration. “Can’t hear +properly ... d’you reckon we can risk the Extendable +Ears?” + +“Might be worth it,” said George. “I could sneak +upstairs and get a pair — ” + +But at that precise moment there was an explosion of +sound from downstairs that rendered Extendable +Ears quite unnecessary. All of them could hear +exactly what Mrs. Weasley was shouting at the top of +her voice. + +“WE ARE NOT RUNNING A HIDEOUT FOR STOLEN +GOODS!” + +“I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else,” said +Fred, with a satisfied smile on his face as he opened +the door an inch or so to allow Mrs. Weasley ’s voice to +permeate the room better. “It makes such a nice +change.” + +COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE, AS IF WE +HAVENT GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT +WITHOUT YOU DRAGGING STOLEN CAULDRONS +INTO THE HOUSE — ” + +Page | 138Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The idiots are letting her get into her stride,” said +George, shaking his head. “You’ve got to head her off +early, otherwise she builds up a head of steam and +goes on for hours. And she’s been dying to have a go +at Mundungus ever since he sneaked off when he was +supposed to be following you, Harry — and there goes +Sirius’s mum again — ” + +Mrs. Weasley’s voice was lost amid fresh shrieks and +screams from the portraits in the hall. George made +to shut the door to drown the noise, but before he +could do so, a house-elf edged into the room. + +Except for the filthy rag tied like a loincloth around +its middle, it was completely naked. It looked very old. +Its skin seemed to be several times too big for it and +though it was bald like all house-elves, there was a +quantity of white hair growing out of its large, batlike +ears. Its eyes were a bloodshot and watery gray, and +its fleshy nose was large and rather snoutlike. + +The elf took absolutely no notice of Harry and the +rest. Acting as though it could not see them, it +shuffled hunchbacked, slowly and doggedly, toward +the far end of the room, muttering under its breath all +the while in a hoarse, deep voice like a bullfrog’s, "... +Smells like a drain and a criminal to boot, but she’s +no better, nasty old blood traitor with her brats +messing up my Mistress’s house, oh my poor +Mistress, if she knew, if she knew the scum they’ve let +in her house, what would she say to old Kreacher, oh +the shame of it, Mudbloods and werewolves and +traitors and thieves, poor old Kreacher, what can he +do...” + +“Hello, Kreacher,” said Fred very loudly, closing the +door with a snap. + + + +Page | 139Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The house-elf froze in his tracks, stopped muttering, +and then gave a very pronounced and very +unconvincing start of surprise. + +“Kreacher did not see Young Master,” he said, turning +around and bowing to Fred. Still facing the carpet, he +added, perfectly audibly, “Nasty little brat of a blood +traitor it is.” + +“Sorry?” said George. “Didn’t catch that last bit.” + +“Kreacher said nothing,” said the elf, with a second +bow to George, adding in a clear undertone, “and +there’s its twin, unnatural little beasts they are.” + +Harry didn’t know whether to laugh or not. The elf +straightened up, eyeing them all very malevolently, +and apparently convinced that they could not hear +him as he continued to mutter. + +"... and there’s the Mudblood, standing there bold as +brass, oh if my Mistress knew, oh how she’d cry, and +there’s a new boy, Kreacher doesn’t know his name, +what is he doing here, Kreacher doesn’t know ...” + +“This is Harry, Kreacher,” said Hermione tentatively. +“Harry Potter.” + +Kreacher’s pale eyes widened and he muttered faster +and more furiously than ever. + +“The Mudblood is talking to Kreacher as though she +is my friend, if Kreacher’s Mistress saw him in such +company, oh what would she say — ” + +“Don’t call her a Mudblood!” said Ron and Ginny +together, very angrily. + + + +Page | 140Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It doesn’t matter,” Hermione whispered, “he’s not in +his right mind, he doesn’t know what he’s — ” + +“Don’t kid yourself, Hermione, he knows exactly what +he’s saying,” said Fred, eyeing Kreacher with great +dislike. + +Kreacher was still muttering, his eyes on Harry. + +“Is it true? Is it Harry Potter? Kreacher can see the +scar, it must be true, that’s that boy who stopped the +Dark Lord, Kreacher wonders how he did it — ” + +“Don’t we all, Kreacher?” said Fred. + +“What do you want anyway?” George asked. + +Kreacher ’s huge eyes darted onto George. + +“Kreacher is cleaning,” he said evasively. + +“A likely story,” said a voice behind Harry. + +Sirius had come back; he was glowering at the elf +from the doorway. The noise in the hall had abated; +perhaps Mrs. Weasley and Mundungus had moved +their argument down into the kitchen. At the sight of +Sirius, Kreacher flung himself into a ridiculously low +bow that flattened his snoutlike nose on the floor. + +“Stand up straight,” said Sirius impatiently. “Now, +what are you up to?” + +“Kreacher is cleaning,” the elf repeated. “Kreacher +lives to serve the noble house of Black — ” + +“ — and it’s getting blacker every day, it’s filthy,” said +Sirius. + + + +Page | 141Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Master always liked his little joke,” said Kreacher, +bowing again, and continuing in an undertone, +“Master was a nasty ungrateful swine who broke his +mother’s heart — ” + +“My mother didn’t have a heart, Kreacher,” Sirius +snapped. “She kept herself alive out of pure spite.” + +Kreacher bowed again and said, “Whatever Master +says,” then muttered furiously, “Master is not fit to +wipe slime from his mother’s boots, oh my poor +Mistress, what would she say if she saw Kreacher +serving him, how she hated him, what a +disappointment he was — ” + +“I asked you what you were up to,” said Sirius coldly. +“Every time you show up pretending to be cleaning, +you sneak something off to your room so we can’t +throw it out.” + +“Kreacher would never move anything from its proper +place in Master’s house,” said the elf, then muttered +very fast, “Mistress would never forgive Kreacher if +the tapestry was thrown out, seven centuries it’s been +in the family, Kreacher must save it, Kreacher will not +let Master and the blood traitors and the brats +destroy it — ” + +“I thought it might be that,” said Sirius, casting a +disdainful look at the opposite wall. “She’ll have put +another Permanent Sticking Charm on the back of it, + +I don’t doubt, but if I can get rid of it I certainly will. +Now go away, Kreacher.” + +It seemed that Kreacher did not dare disobey a direct +order; nevertheless, the look he gave Sirius as he +shuffled out past him was redolent of deepest loathing +and he muttered all the way out of the room. + + + +Page | 142Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — comes back from Azkaban ordering Kreacher +around, oh my poor Mistress, what would she say if +she saw the house now, scum living in it, her +treasures thrown out, she swore he was no son of +hers and he’s back, they say he’s a murderer too — ” + +“Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!” said Sirius +irritably, and he slammed the door shut on the elf. + +“Sirius, he’s not right in the head,” said Hermione +pleadingly, “I don’t think he realizes we can hear +him.” + +“He’s been alone too long,” said Sirius, “taking mad +orders from my mother’s portrait and talking to +himself, but he was always a foul little — ” + +“If you just set him free,” said Hermione hopefully, +“maybe — ” + +“We can’t set him free, he knows too much about the +Order,” said Sirius curtly. “And anyway, the shock +would kill him. You suggest to him that he leaves this +house, see how he takes it.” + +Sirius walked across the room, where the tapestry +Kreacher had been trying to protect hung the length +of the wall. Harry and the others followed. + +The tapestry looked immensely old; it was faded and +looked as though doxies had gnawed it in places; +nevertheless, the golden thread with which it was +embroidered still glinted brightly enough to show +them a sprawling family tree dating back (as far as +Harry could tell) to the Middle Ages. Large words at +the very top of the tapestry read: + +THE NOBLE AND MOST ANCIENT HOUSE OF BLACK + + + +Page | 143Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“TOUJOURS PUR” + + + +“You’re not on here!” said Harry, after scanning the +bottom of the tree. + +“I used to be there,” said Sirius, pointing at a small, +round, charred hole in the tapestry, rather like a +cigarette burn. “My sweet old mother blasted me off +after I ran away from home — Kreacher’s quite fond of +muttering the story under his breath.” + +“You ran away from home?” + +“When I was about sixteen,” said Sirius. “I’d had +enough.” + +“Where did you go?” asked Harry, staring at him. + +“Your dad’s place,” said Sirius. “Your grandparents +were really good about it; they sort of adopted me as a +second son. Yeah, I camped out at your dad’s during +the school holidays, and then when I was seventeen I +got a place of my own, my Uncle Alphard had left me +a decent bit of gold — he’s been wiped off here too, +that’s probably why — anyway, after that I looked +after myself. I was always welcome at Mr. and Mrs. +Potter’s for Sunday lunch, though.” + +“But . . . why did you ... ?” + +“Leave?” Sirius smiled bitterly and ran a hand +through his long, unkempt hair. “Because I hated the +whole lot of them: my parents, with their pure-blood +mania, convinced that to be a Black made you +practically royal . . . my idiot brother, soft enough to +believe them ... that’s him.” + + + +Page | 144Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius jabbed a finger at the very bottom of the tree, +at the name REGULUS BLACK. A date of death (some +fifteen years previously) followed the date of birth. + +“He was younger than me,” said Sirius, “and a much +better son, as I was constantly reminded.” + +“But he died,” said Harry. + +“Yeah,” said Sirius. “Stupid idiot ... he joined the +Death Eaters.” + +“You’re kidding!” + +“Come on, Harry, haven’t you seen enough of this +house to tell what kind of wizards my family were?” +said Sirius testily. + +“Were — were your parents Death Eaters as well?” + +“No, no, but believe me, they thought Voldemort had +the right idea, they were all for the purification of the +Wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and +having purebloods in charge. They weren’t alone +either, there were quite a few people, before +Voldemort showed his true colors, who thought he +had the right idea about things... They got cold feet +when they saw what he was prepared to do to get +power, though. But I bet my parents thought Regulus +was a right little hero for joining up at first.” + +“Was he killed by an Auror?” Harry asked tentatively. + +“Oh no,” said Sirius. “No, he was murdered by +Voldemort. Or on Voldemort’s orders, more likely, I +doubt Regulus was ever important enough to be killed +by Voldemort in person. From what I found out after +he died, he got in so far, then panicked about what he +was being asked to do and tried to back out. Well, you +Page | 145Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +don’t just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It’s +a lifetime of service or death.” + +“Lunch,” said Mrs. Weasley’s voice. + +She was holding her wand high in front of her, +balancing a huge tray loaded with sandwiches and +cake on its tip. She was very red in the face and still +looked angry. The others moved over to her, eager for +some food, but Harry remained with Sirius, who had +bent closer to the tapestry. + +“I haven’t looked at this for years. There’s Phineas +Nigellus ... my great-great-grandfather, see? Least +popular headmaster Hogwarts ever had . . . and +Araminta Meliflua . . . cousin of my mother’s . . . tried to +force through a Ministry Bill to make Muggle-hunting +legal . . . and dear Aunt Elladora . . . she started the +family tradition of beheading house-elves when they +got too old to carry tea trays ... of course, anytime the +family produced someone halfway decent they were +disowned. I see Tonks isn’t on here. Maybe that’s why +Kreacher won’t take orders from her — he’s supposed +to do whatever anyone in the family asks him...” + +“You and Tonks are related?” Harry asked, surprised. + +“Oh yeah, her mother, Andromeda, was my favorite +cousin,” said Sirius, examining the tapestry carefully. +“No, Andromeda’s not on here either, look — ” + +He pointed to another small round burn mark +between two names, Bellatrix and Narcissa. + +“Andromeda’s sisters are still here because they made +lovely, respectable pure-blood marriages, but +Andromeda married a Muggle-born, Ted Tonks, so — ” + + + +Page | 146Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius mimed blasting the tapestry with a wand and +laughed sourly. Harry, however, did not laugh; he was +too busy staring at the names to the right of +Andromeda’s burn mark. A double line of gold +embroidery linked Narcissa Black with Lucius Malfoy, +and a single vertical gold line from their names led to +the name Draco. + +“You’re related to the Malfoys!” + +“The pure-blood families are all interrelated,” said +Sirius. “If you’re only going to let your sons and +daughters marry purebloods your choice is very +limited, there are hardly any of us left. Molly and I are +cousins by marriage and Arthur’s something like my +second cousin once removed. But there’s no point +looking for them on here — if ever a family was a +bunch of blood traitors it’s the Weasleys.” + +But Harry was now looking at the name to the left of +Andromeda’s burn: Bellatrix Black, which was +connected by a double line to Rodolphus Lestrange. + +“Lestrange ...” Harry said aloud. The name had +stirred something in his memory; he knew it from +somewhere, but for a moment he couldn’t think +where, though it gave him an odd, creeping sensation +in the pit of his stomach. + +“They’re in Azkaban,” said Sirius shortly. + +Harry looked at him curiously. + +“Bellatrix and her husband Rodolphus came in with +Barty Crouch, Junior,” said Sirius in the same +brusque voice. “Rodolphus ’s brother, Rabastan, was +with them too.” + + + +Page | 147Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And Harry remembered: He had seen Bellatrix +Lestrange inside Dumbledore’s Pensieve, the strange +device in which thoughts and memories could be +stored: a tall dark woman with heavy-lidded eyes, +who had stood at her trial and proclaimed her +continuing allegiance to Lord Voldemort, her pride +that she had tried to find him after his downfall and +her conviction that she would one day be rewarded +for her loyalty. + +“You never said she was your — ” + +“Does it matter if she’s my cousin?” snapped Sirius. +“As far as I’m concerned, they’re not my family. She’s +certainly not my family. I haven’t seen her since I was +your age, unless you count a glimpse of her coming in +to Azkaban. D’you think I’m proud of having relatives +like her?” + +“Sorry,” said Harry quickly, “I didn’t mean — I was +just surprised, that’s all — ” + +“It doesn’t matter, don’t apologize,” Sirius mumbled at +once. He turned away from the tapestry, his hands +deep in his pockets. “I don’t like being back here,” he +said, staring across the drawing room. “I never +thought I’d be stuck in this house again.” + +Harry understood completely. He knew how he would +feel if forced, when he was grown up and thought he +was free of the place forever, to return and live at +number four, Privet Drive. + +“It’s ideal for headquarters, of course,” Sirius said. + +“My father put every security measure known to +Wizard-kind on it when he lived here. It’s Unplottable, +so Muggles could never come and call — as if they’d +have wanted to — and now Dumbledore’s added his +protection, you’d be hard put to find a safer house +Page | 148Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +anywhere. Dumbledore’s Secret-Keeper for the Order, +you know — nobody can find headquarters unless he +tells them personally where it is — that note Moody +showed you last night, that was from Dumbledore...” +Sirius gave a short, barklike laugh. “If my parents +could see the use it was being put to now ... well, my +mother’s portrait should give you some idea...” + +He scowled for a moment, then sighed. + +“I wouldn’t mind if I could just get out occasionally +and do something useful. I’ve asked Dumbledore +whether I can escort you to your hearing — as +Snuffles, obviously — so I can give you a bit of moral +support, what d’you think?” + +Harry felt as though his stomach had sunk through +the dusty carpet. He had not thought about the +hearing once since dinner the previous evening; in the +excitement of being back with the people he liked +best, of hearing everything that was going on, it had +completely flown his mind. At Sirius’s words, +however, the crushing sense of dread returned to +him. He stared at Hermione and the Weasleys, all +tucking into their sandwiches, and thought how he +would feel if they went back to Hogwarts without him. + +“Don’t worry,” Sirius said. Harry looked up and +realized that Sirius had been watching him. “I’m sure +they’re going to clear you, there’s definitely something +in the International Statute of Secrecy about being +allowed to use magic to save your own life.” + +“But if they do expel me,” said Harry, quietly, “can I +come back here and live with you?” + +Sirius smiled sadly. + +“We’ll see.” + +Page | 149Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’d feel a lot better about the hearing if I knew I didn’t +have to go back to the Dursleys,” Harry pressed him. + + + +“They must be bad if you prefer this place,” said +Sirius gloomily. + +“Hurry up, you two, or there won’t be any food left,” +Mrs. Weasley called. + +Sirius heaved another great sigh, cast a dark look at +the tapestry, and he and Harry went to join the +others. + +Harry tried his best not to think about the hearing +while they emptied the glass cabinets that afternoon. +Fortunately for him, it was a job that required a lot of +concentration, as many of the objects in there seemed +very reluctant to leave their dusty shelves. Sirius +sustained a bad bite from a silver snuffbox; within +seconds, his bitten hand had developed an +unpleasant crusty covering like a tough brown glove. + +“It’s okay,” he said, examining the hand with interest +before tapping it lightly with his wand and restoring +its skin to normal, “must be Wartcap powder in +there.” + +He threw the box aside into the sack where they were +depositing the debris from the cabinets; Harry saw +George wrap his own hand carefully in a cloth +moments later and sneak the box into his already +doxy-filled pocket. + +They found an unpleasant-looking silver instrument, +something like a many-legged pair of tweezers, which +scuttled up Harry’s arm like a spider when he picked +it up, and attempted to puncture his skin; Sirius +seized it and smashed it with a heavy book entitled +Nature’s Nobility: A Wizarding Genealogy. There was a +Page | 150Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +musical box that emitted a faintly sinister, tinkling +tune when wound, and they all found themselves +becoming curiously weak and sleepy until Ginny had +the sense to slam the lid shut; also a heavy locket +that none of them could open, a number of ancient +seals and, in a dusty box, an Order of Merlin, First +Class, that had been awarded to Sirius’s grandfather +for “Services to the Ministry.” + +“It means he gave them a load of gold,” said Sirius +contemptuously, throwing the medal into the rubbish +sack. + +Several times, Kreacher sidled into the room and +attempted to smuggle things away under his +loincloth, muttering horrible curses every time they +caught him at it. When Sirius wrested a large golden +ring bearing the Black crest from his grip Kreacher +actually burst into furious tears and left the room +sobbing under his breath and calling Sirius names +Harry had never heard before. + +“It was my father’s,” said Sirius, throwing the ring +into the sack. “Kreacher wasn’t quite as devoted to +him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging +a pair of my father’s old trousers last week.” + +Mrs. Weasley kept them all working very hard over +the next few days. The drawing room took three days +to decontaminate; finally the only undesirable things +left in it were the tapestry of the Black family tree, +which resisted all their attempts to remove it from the +wall, and the rattling writing desk; Moody had not +dropped by headquarters yet, so they could not be +sure what was inside it. + +They moved from the drawing room to a dining room +on the ground floor where they found spiders large as +saucers lurking in the dresser (Ron left the room + +Page | 151Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hurriedly to make a cup of tea and did not return for +an hour and a half) . The china, which bore the Black +crest and motto, was all thrown unceremoniously into +a sack by Sirius, and the same fate met a set of old +photographs in tarnished silver frames, all of whose +occupants squealed shrilly as the glass covering them +smashed. + +Snape might refer to their work as “cleaning,” but in +Harry’s opinion they were really waging war on the +house, which was putting up a very good fight, aided +and abetted by Kreacher. The house-elf kept +appearing wherever they were congregated, his +muttering becoming more and more offensive as he +attempted to remove anything he could from the +rubbish sacks. Sirius went as far as to threaten him +with clothes, but Kreacher fixed him with a watery +stare and said, “Master must do as Master wishes,” +before turning away and muttering very loudly, “but +Master will not turn Kreacher away, no, because +Kreacher knows what they are up to, oh yes, he is +plotting against the Dark Lord, yes, with these +Mudbloods and traitors and scum...” + +At which Sirius, ignoring Hermione’s protests, seized +Kreacher by the back of his loincloth and threw him +bodily from the room. + +The doorbell rang several times a day, which was the +cue for Sirius’s mother to start shrieking again, and +for Harry and the others to attempt to eavesdrop on +the visitor, though they gleaned very little from the +brief glimpses and snatches of conversation they were +able to sneak before Mrs. Weasley recalled them to +their tasks. Snape flitted in and out of the house +several times more, though to Harry’s relief they never +came face-to-face; he also caught sight of his +Transfiguration teacher, Professor McGonagall, + + + +Page | 152Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looking very odd in a Muggle dress and coat, though +she also seemed too busy to linger. + +Sometimes, however, the visitors stayed to help; + +Tonks joined them for a memorable afternoon in +which they found a murderous old ghoul lurking in +an upstairs toilet, and Lupin, who was staying in the +house with Sirius but who left it for long periods to do +mysterious work for the Order, helped them repair a +grandfather clock that had developed the unpleasant +habit of shooting heavy bolts at passersby. +Mundungus redeemed himself slightly in Mrs. +Weasley’s eyes by rescuing Ron from an ancient set of +purple robes that had tried to strangle him when he +removed them from their wardrobe. + +Despite the fact that he was still sleeping badly, still +having dreams about corridors and locked doors that +made his scar prickle, Harry was managing to have +fun for the first time all summer. As long as he was +busy he was happy; when the action abated, however, +whenever he dropped his guard, or lay exhausted in +bed watching blurred shadows move across the +ceiling, the thought of the looming Ministry hearing +returned to him. Fear jabbed at his insides like +needles as he wondered what was going to happen to +him if he was expelled. The idea was so terrible that +he did not dare voice it aloud, not even to Ron and +Hermione, who, though he often saw them whispering +together and casting anxious looks in his direction, +followed his lead in not mentioning it. Sometimes he +could not prevent his imagination showing him a +faceless Ministry official who was snapping his wand +in two and ordering him back to the Dursleys’ ... but +he would not go. He was determined on that. He +would come back here to Grimmauld Place and live +with Sirius. + + + +Page | 153Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He felt as though a brick had dropped into his +stomach when Mrs. Weasley turned to him during +dinner on Wednesday evening and said quietly, “I’ve +ironed your best clothes for tomorrow morning, + +Harry, and I want you to wash your hair tonight too. + +A good first impression can work wonders.” + +Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, and Ginny all stopped +talking and looked over at him. Harry nodded and +tried to keep eating his chops, but his mouth had +become so dry he could not chew. + +“How am I getting there?” he asked Mrs. Weasley, +trying to sound unconcerned. + +“Arthur’s taking you to work with him,” said Mrs. +Weasley gently. + +Mr. Weasley smiled encouragingly at Harry across the +table. + +“You can wait in my office until it’s time for the +hearing,” he said. + +Harry looked over at Sirius, but before he could ask +the question, Mrs. Weasley had answered it. + +“Professor Dumbledore doesn’t think it’s a good idea +for Sirius to go with you, and I must say I — ” + +“ — think he’s quite right,” said Sirius through +clenched teeth. + +Mrs. Weasley pursed her lips. + +“When did Dumbledore tell you that?” Harry said, +staring at Sirius. + + + +Page | 154Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He came last night, when you were in bed,” said Mr. +Weasley. + +Sirius stabbed moodily at a potato with his fork. +Harry dropped his own eyes to his plate. The thought +that Dumbledore had been in the house on the eve of +his hearing and not asked to see him made him feel, +if that were possible, even worse. + + + +Page | 155Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC + +Harry awoke at half-past five the next morning as +abruptly and completely as if somebody had yelled in +his ear. For a few moments he lay immobile as the +prospect of the hearing filled every tiny particle of his +brain, then, unable to bear it, he leapt out of bed and +put on his glasses. Mrs. Weasley had laid out his +freshly laundered jeans and T-shirt at the foot of his +bed. Harry scrambled into them. The blank picture on +the wall sniggered again. + +Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth +wide open, fast asleep. He did not stir as Harry +crossed the room, stepped out onto the landing, and +closed the door softly behind him. Trying not to think +of the next time he would see Ron, when they might +no longer be fellow students at Hogwarts, Harry +walked quietly down the stairs, past the heads of +Kreacher’s ancestors, and into the kitchen. + +He had expected it to be empty, but it was not. When +he reached the door he heard the soft rumble of +voices on the other side and when he pushed it open + +Page | 156Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +he saw Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Sirius, Lupin, and +Tonks sitting there almost as though they were +waiting for him. All were fully dressed except Mrs. +Weasley, who was wearing a quilted, purple dressing +gown. She leapt to her feet the moment he entered. + +“Breakfast,” she said as she pulled out her wand and +hurried over to the fire. + +“M-m-morning, Harry,” yawned Tonks. Her hair was +blonde and curly this morning. “Sleep all right?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“I’ve b-b-been up all night,” she said, with another +shuddering yawn. “Come and sit down...” + +She drew out a chair, knocking over the one beside it +in the process. + +“What do you want, Harry?” Mrs. Weasley called. +“Porridge? Muffins? Kippers? Bacon and eggs? + +Toast?” + +“Just — just toast, thanks,” said Harry. + +Lupin glanced at Harry, then said to Tonks, “What +were you saying about Scrimgeour?” + +“Oh ... yeah ... well, we need to be a bit more careful, +he’s been asking Kingsley and me funny questions...” + +Harry felt vaguely grateful that he was not required to +join in the conversation. His insides were squirming. +Mrs. Weasley placed a couple of pieces of toast and +marmalade in front of him; he tried to eat, but it was +like chewing carpet. Mrs. Weasley sat down on his +other side and started fussing with his T-shirt, + + + +Page | 157Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tucking in the label and smoothing out creases across +the shoulders. He wished she wouldn’t. + +"... and I’ll have to tell Dumbledore I can’t do night +duty tomorrow, I’m just t-t-too tired,” Tonks finished, +yawning hugely again. + +“I’ll cover for you,” said Mr. Weasley. “I’m okay, I’ve +got a report to finish anyway...” + +Mr. Weasley was not wearing wizard’s robes but a +pair of pinstriped trousers and an old bomber jacket. +He turned from Tonks to Harry. + +“How are you feeling?” + +Harry shrugged. + +“It’ll all be over soon,” Mr. Weasley said bracingly. “In +a few hours’ time you’ll be cleared.” + +Harry said nothing. + +“The hearing’s on my floor, in Amelia Bones ’s office. +She’s Head of the Department of Magical Law +Enforcement and she’s the one who’ll be questioning +you.” + +“Amelia Bones is okay, Harry,” said Tonks earnestly. +“She’s fair, she’ll hear you out.” + +Harry nodded, still unable to think of anything to say. + +“Don’t lose your temper,” said Sirius abruptly. “Be +polite and stick to the facts.” + +Harry nodded again. + + + +Page | 158Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The law’s on your side,” said Lupin quietly. “Even +underage wizards are allowed to use magic in life- +threatening situations.” + +Something very cold trickled down the back of Harry’s +neck; for a moment he thought someone was putting +a Disillusionment Charm on him again, then he +realized that Mrs. Weasley was attacking his hair with +a wet comb. She pressed hard on the top of his head. + +“Doesn’t it ever lie flat?” she said desperately. + +Harry shook his head. + +Mr. Weasley checked his watch and looked up at +Harry. + +“I think we’ll go now,” he said. “We’re a bit early, but I +think you’ll be better off there than hanging around +here.” + +“Okay,” said Harry automatically, dropping his toast +and getting to his feet. + +“You’ll be all right, Harry,” said Tonks, patting him on +the arm. + +“Good luck,” said Lupin. “I’m sure it will be fine.” + +“And if it’s not,” said Sirius grimly, “I’ll see to Amelia +Bones for you...” + +Harry smiled weakly. Mrs. Weasley hugged him. + +“We’ve all got our fingers crossed,” she said. + +“Right,” said Harry. “Well ... see you later then.” + + + +Page | 159Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He followed Mr. Weasley upstairs and along the hall. +He could hear Sirius’s mother grunting in her sleep +behind her curtains. Mr. Weasley unbolted the door +and they stepped out into the cold, gray dawn. + +“You don’t normally walk to work, do you?” Harry +asked him, as they set off briskly around the square. + +“No, I usually Apparate,” said Mr. Weasley, “but +obviously you can’t, and I think it’s best we arrive in a +thoroughly non-magical fashion . . . makes a better +impression, given what you’re being disciplined for...” + +Mr. Weasley kept his hand inside his jacket as they +walked. Harry knew it was clenched around his wand. +The run-down streets were almost deserted, but when +they arrived at the miserable little Underground +station they found it already full of early morning +commuters. As ever when he found himself in close +proximity to Muggles going about their daily business, +Mr. Weasley was hard put to contain his enthusiasm. + +“Simply fabulous,” he whispered, indicating the +automatic ticket machines. “Wonderfully ingenious.” + +“They’re out of order,” said Harry, pointing at the +sign. + +“Yes, but even so ...” said Mr. Weasley, beaming +fondly at them. + +They bought their tickets instead from a sleepy- +looking guard (Harry handled the transaction, as Mr. +Weasley was not very good with Muggle money) and +five minutes later they were boarding an Underground +train that rattled them off toward the center of +London. Mr. Weasley kept anxiously checking and +rechecking the Underground map above the windows. + + + +Page | 160Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Four stops, Harry ... three stops left now ... two +stops to go, Harry ...” + +They got off at a station in the very heart of London, +swept from the train in a tide of besuited men and +women carrying briefcases. Up the escalator they +went, through the ticket barrier (Mr. Weasley +delighted with the way the stile swallowed his ticket), +and emerged onto a broad street lined with imposing- +looking buildings, already full of traffic. + +“Where are we?” said Mr. Weasley blankly, and for +one heart-stopping moment Harry thought they had +gotten off at the wrong station despite Mr. Weasley’s +continual references to the map; but a second later he +said, “Ah yes ... this way, Harry,” and led him down a +side road. + +“Sorry,” he said, “but I never come by train and it all +looks rather different from a Muggle perspective. As a +matter of fact I’ve never even used the visitor’s +entrance before.” + +The farther they walked, the smaller and less +imposing the buildings became, until finally they +reached a street that contained several rather +shabby-looking offices, a pub, and an overflowing +dumpster. Harry had expected a rather more +impressive location for the Ministry of Magic. + +“Here we are,” said Mr. Weasley brightly, pointing at +an old red telephone box, which was missing several +panes of glass and stood before a heavily graffittied +wall. “After you, Harry.” + +He opened the telephone box door. + +Harry stepped inside, wondering what on earth this +was about. Mr. Weasley folded himself in beside Harry + +Page | 161Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and closed the door. It was a tight fit; Harry was +jammed against the telephone apparatus, which was +hanging crookedly from the wall as though a vandal +had tried to rip it off. Mr. Weasley reached past Harry +for the receiver. + +“Mr. Weasley, I think this might be out of order too,” +Harry said. + +“No, no, I’m sure it’s fine,” said Mr. Weasley, holding +the receiver above his head and peering at the dial. +“Let’s see ... six ...” he dialed the number, “two ... four +... and another four ... and another two ...” + +As the dial whirred smoothly back into place, a cool +female voice sounded inside the telephone box, not +from the receiver in Mr. Weasley’s hand, but as loudly +and plainly as though an invisible woman were +standing right beside them. + +“Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your +name and business.” + +“Er ...” said Mr. Weasley, clearly uncertain whether he +should talk into the receiver or not; he compromised +by holding the mouthpiece to his ear, “Arthur +Weasley, Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, here to +escort Harry Potter, who has been asked to attend a +disciplinary hearing...” + +“Thank you,” said the cool female voice. “Visitor, +please take the badge and attach it to the front of +your robes.” + +There was a click and a rattle, and Harry saw +something slide out of the metal chute where +returned coins usually appeared. He picked it up: It +was a square silver badge with Harry Potter, + + + +Page | 162Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Disciplinary Hearing on it. He pinned it to the front of +his T-shirt as the female voice spoke again. + +“Visitor to the Ministry, you are required to submit to +a search and present your wand for registration at the +security desk, which is located at the far end of the +Atrium.” + +The floor of the telephone box shuddered. They were +sinking slowly into the ground. Harry watched +apprehensively as the pavement rose up past the +glass windows of the telephone box until darkness +closed over their heads. Then he could see nothing at +all; he could only hear a dull grinding noise as the +telephone box made its way down through the earth. +After about a minute, though it felt much longer to +Harry, a chink of golden light illuminated his feet +and, widening, rose up his body, until it hit him in +the face and he had to blink to stop his eyes from +watering. + +“The Ministry of Magic wishes you a pleasant day,” +said the woman’s voice. + +The door of the telephone box sprang open and Mr. +Weasley stepped out of it, followed by Harry, whose +mouth had fallen open. + +They were standing at one end of a very long and +splendid hall with a highly polished, dark wood floor. +The peacock-blue ceiling was inlaid with gleaming +golden symbols that were continually moving and +changing like some enormous heavenly notice board. +The walls on each side were paneled in shiny dark +wood and had many gilded fireplaces set into them. +Every few seconds a witch or wizard would emerge +from one of the left-hand fireplaces with a soft +whoosh ; on the right-hand side, short queues of + + + +Page | 163Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wizards were forming before each fireplace, waiting to +depart. + +Halfway down the hall was a fountain. A group of +golden statues, larger than life-size, stood in the +middle of a circular pool. Tallest of them all was a +noble-looking wizard with his wand pointing straight +up in the air. Grouped around him were a beautiful +witch, a centaur, a goblin, and a house-elf. The last +three were all looking adoringly up at the witch and +wizard. Glittering jets of water were flying from the +ends of the two wands, the point of the centaur’s +arrow, the tip of the goblin’s hat, and each of the +house-elf’s ears, so that the tinkling hiss of falling +water was added to the pops and cracks of +Apparators and the clatter of footsteps as hundreds of +witches and wizards, most of whom were wearing +glum, early-morning looks, strode toward a set of +golden gates at the far end of the hall. + +“This way,” said Mr. Weasley. + +They joined the throng, wending their way between +the Ministry workers, some of whom were carrying +tottering piles of parchment, others battered +briefcases, still others reading the Daily Prophet as +they walked. As they passed the fountain Harry saw +silver Sickles and bronze Knuts glinting up at him +from the bottom of the pool. A small, smudged sign +beside it read: + +All proceeds from the Fountain of Magical Brethren will +be given to + +St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries + +If I’m not expelled from Hogwarts, I’ll put in ten +Galleons, Harry found himself thinking desperately. + + + +Page | 164Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Over here, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, and they +stepped out of the stream of Ministry employees +heading for the golden gates, toward a desk on the +left, over which hung a sign saying SECURITY. A +badly shaven wizard in peacock-blue robes looked up +as they approached and put down his Daily Prophet. + +“I’m escorting a visitor,” said Mr. Weasley, gesturing +toward Harry. + +“Step over here,” said the wizard in a bored voice. + +Harry walked closer to him and the wizard held up a +long golden rod, thin and flexible as a car aerial, and +passed it up and down Harry’s front and back. + +“Wand,” grunted the security wizard at Harry, putting +down the golden instrument and holding out his +hand. + +Harry produced his wand. The wizard dropped it onto +a strange brass instrument, which looked something +like a set of scales with only one dish. It began to +vibrate. A narrow strip of parchment came speeding +out of a slit in the base. The wizard tore this off and +read the writing upon it. + +“Eleven inches, phoenix-feather core, been in use four +years. That correct?” + +“Yes,” said Harry nervously. + +“I keep this,” said the wizard, impaling the slip of +parchment on a small brass spike. “You get this +back,” he added, thrusting the wand at Harry. + +“Thank you.” + +“Hang on...” said the wizard slowly. + +Page | 165Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His eyes had darted from the silver visitor’s badge on +Harry’s chest to his forehead. + +“Thank you, Eric,” said Mr. Weasley firmly, and +grasping Harry by the shoulder, he steered him away +from the desk and back into the stream of wizards +and witches walking through the golden gates. + +Jostled slightly by the crowd, Harry followed Mr. +Weasley through the gates into the smaller hall +beyond, where at least twenty lifts stood behind +wrought golden grilles. Harry and Mr. Weasley joined +the crowd around one of them. A big, bearded wizard +holding a large cardboard box stood nearby. The box +was emitting rasping noises. + +“All right, Arthur?” said the wizard, nodding at Mr. +Weasley. + +“What’ve you got there, Bob?” asked Mr. Weasley, +looking at the box. + +“We’re not sure,” said the wizard seriously. “We +thought it was a bog-standard chicken until it started +breathing fire. Looks like a serious breach of the Ban +on Experimental Breeding to me.” + +With a great jangling and clattering a lift descended in +front of them; the golden grille slid back and Harry +and Mr. Weasley moved inside it with the rest of the +crowd. Harry found himself jammed against the back +wall of the lift. Several witches and wizards were +looking at him curiously; he stared at his feet to avoid +catching anyone’s eye, flattening his fringe as he did +so. The grilles slid shut with a crash and the lift +ascended slowly, chains rattling all the while, while +the same cool female voice Harry had heard in the +telephone box rang out again. + + + +Page | 166Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Level seven, Department of Magical Games and +Sports, incorporating the British and Irish Quidditch +League Headquarters, Official Gobstones Club, and +Ludicrous Patents Office.” + +The lift doors opened; Harry glimpsed an untidy- +looking corridor, with various posters of Quidditch +teams tacked lopsidedly on the walls; one of the +wizards in the lift, who was carrying an armful of +broomsticks, extricated himself with difficulty and +disappeared down the corridor. The doors closed, the +lift juddered upward again, and the woman’s voice +said, “Level six, Department of Magical Transport, +incorporating the Floo Network Authority, Broom +Regulatory Control, Portkey Office, and Apparation +Test Center.” + +Once again the lift doors opened and four or five +witches and wizards got out; at the same time, several +paper airplanes swooped into the lift. Harry stared up +at them as they flapped idly around above his head; +they were a pale violet color and he could see +MINISTRY OF MAGIC stamped along the edges of +their wings. + +“Just Interdepartmental memos,” Mr. Weasley +muttered to him. “We used to use owls, but the mess +was unbelievable ... droppings all over the desks ...” + +As they clattered upward again, the memos flapped +around the swaying lamp in the lift’s ceiling. + +“Level five, Department of International Magical +Cooperation, incorporating the International Magical +Trading Standards Body, the International Magical +Office of Law, and the International Confederation of +Wizards, British Seats.” + + + +Page | 167Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +When the doors opened, two of the memos zoomed +out with a few more witches and wizards, but several +more memos zoomed in, so that the light from the +lamp in the ceiling flickered and flashed as they +darted around it. + +“Level four, Department for the Regulation and +Control of Magical Creatures, incorporating Beast, +Being, and Spirit Divisions, Goblin Liaison Office, and +Pest Advisory Bureau.” + +“ ’S’cuse,” said the wizard carrying the fire-breathing +chicken and he left the lift pursued by a little flock of +memos. The doors clanged shut yet again. + +“Level three, Department of Magical Accidents and +Catastrophes, including the Accidental Magic +Reversal Squad, Obliviator Headquarters, and +Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee.” + +Everybody left the lift on this floor except Mr. + +Weasley, Harry, and a witch who was reading an +extremely long piece of parchment that was trailing +on the ground. The remaining memos continued to +soar around the lamp as the lift juddered upward +again, and then the doors opened and the voice said, +“Level two, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, +including the Improper Use of Magic Office, Auror +Headquarters, and Wizengamot Administration +Services.” + +“This is us, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, and they +followed the witch out of the lift into a corridor lined +with doors. “My office is on the other side of the floor.” + +“Mr. Weasley,” said Harry, as they passed a window +through which sunlight was streaming, “aren’t we +underground?” + + + +Page | 168Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, we are,” said Mr. Weasley, “those are enchanted +windows; Magical Maintenance decide what weather +we’re getting every day. We had two months of +hurricanes last time they were angling for a pay +raise... Just round here, Harry.” + +They turned a corner, walked through a pair of heavy +oak doors, and emerged in a cluttered, open area +divided into cubicles, which were buzzing with talk +and laughter. Memos were zooming in and out of +cubicles like miniature rockets. A lopsided sign on the +nearest cubicle read AUROR HEADQUARTERS. + +Harry looked surreptitiously through the doorways as +they passed. The Aurors had covered their cubicle +walls with everything from pictures of wanted wizards +and photographs of their families, to posters of their +favorite Quidditch teams and articles from the Daily +Prophet A scarlet-robed man with a ponytail longer +than Bill’s was sitting with his boots up on his desk, +dictating a report to his quill. A little farther along, a +witch with a patch over her eye was talking over the +top of her cubicle wall to Kingsley Shacklebolt. + +“Morning, Weasley,” said Kingsley carelessly, as they +drew nearer. “I’ve been wanting a word with you, have +you got a second?” + +“Yes, if it really is a second,” said Mr. Weasley, “I’m in +rather a hurry.” + +They were talking to each other as though they hardly +knew each other, and when Harry opened his mouth +to say hello to Kingsley, Mr. Weasley stood on his +foot. They followed Kingsley along the row and into +the very last cubicle. + +Harry received a slight shock; Sirius’s face was +blinking down at him from every direction. Newspaper + +Page | 169Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cuttings and old photographs — even the one of +Sirius being best man at the Potters’ wedding — +papered the walls. The only Sirius-free space was a +map of the world in which little red pins were glowing +like jewels. + +“Here,” said Kingsley brusquely to Mr. Weasley, +shoving a sheaf of parchment into his hand, “I need +as much information as possible on flying Muggle +vehicles sighted in the last twelve months. We’ve +received information that Black might still be using +his old motorcycle.” + +Kingsley tipped Harry an enormous wink and added, +in a whisper, “Give him the magazine, he might find it +interesting.” Then he said in normal tones, “And don’t +take too long, Weasley, the delay on that firelegs +report held our investigation up for a month.” + +“If you had read my report you would know that the +term is ‘firearms,’ ” said Mr. Weasley coolly. “And I’m +afraid you’ll have to wait for information on +motorcycles, we’re extremely busy at the moment.” He +dropped his voice and said, “If you can get away +before seven, Molly’s making meatballs.” + +He beckoned to Harry and led him out of Kingsley’s +cubicle, through a second set of oak doors, into +another passage, turned left, marched along another +corridor, turned right into a dimly lit and distinctly +shabby corridor, and finally reached a dead end, +where a door on the left stood ajar, revealing a broom +cupboard, and a door on the right bore a tarnished +brass plaque reading MISUSE OF MUGGLE +ARTIFACTS. + +Mr. Weasley’s dingy office seemed to be slightly +smaller than the broom cupboard. Two desks had +been crammed inside it and there was barely room to + +Page | 170Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +move around them because of all the overflowing +filing cabinets lining the walls, on top of which were +tottering piles of files. The little wall space available +bore witness to Mr. Weasley’s obsessions; there were +several posters of cars, including one of a dismantled +engine, two illustrations of postboxes he seemed to +have cut out of Muggle children’s books, and a +diagram showing how to wire a plug. + +Sitting on top of Mr. Weasley’s overflowing in-tray was +an old toaster that was hiccuping in a disconsolate +way and a pair of empty leather gloves that were +twiddling their thumbs. A photograph of the Weasley +family stood beside the in-tray. Harry noticed that +Percy appeared to have walked out of it. + +“We haven’t got a window,” said Mr. Weasley +apologetically, taking off his bomber jacket and +placing it on the back of his chair. “We’ve asked, but +they don’t seem to think we need one. Have a seat, +Harry, doesn’t look as if Perkins is in yet.” + +Harry squeezed himself into the chair behind +Perkins’s desk while Mr. Weasley rifled through the +sheaf of parchment Kingsley Shacklebolt had given +him. + +“Ah,” he said, grinning, as he extracted a copy of a +magazine entitled The Quibbler from its midst, “yes +...” He flicked through it. “Yes, he’s right, I’m sure +Sirius will find that very amusing — oh dear, what’s +this now?” + +A memo had just zoomed in through the open door +and fluttered to rest on top of the hiccuping toaster. +Mr. Weasley unfolded it and read aloud, “ Third +regurgitating public toilet reported in Bethnal Green, +kindly investigate immediately. ’ This is getting +ridiculous...” + +Page | 171Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A regurgitating toilet?” + + + +“Anti-Muggle pranksters,” said Mr. Weasley, frowning. +“We had two last week, one in Wimbledon, one in +Elephant and Castle. Muggles are pulling the flush +and instead of everything disappearing — well, you +can imagine. The poor things keep calling in those — +those pumbles, I think they’re called — you know, the +ones who mend pipes and things — ” + +“Plumbers?” + +“ — exactly, yes, but of course they’re flummoxed. I +only hope we can catch whoever’s doing it.” + +“Will it be Aurors who catch them?” + +“Oh no, this is too trivial for Aurors, it’ll be the +ordinary Magical Law Enforcement Patrol — ah, + +Harry, this is Perkins.” + +A stooped, timid-looking old wizard with fluffy white +hair had just entered the room, panting. + +“Oh Arthur!” he said desperately, without looking at +Harry. “Thank goodness, I didn’t know what to do for +the best, whether to wait here for you or not, I’ve just +sent an owl to your home but you’ve obviously missed +it — an urgent message came ten minutes ago — ” + +“I know about the regurgitating toilet,” said Mr. +Weasley. + +“No, no, it’s not the toilet, it’s the Potter boy’s hearing +— they’ve changed the time and venue — it starts at +eight o’clock now and it’s down in old Courtroom Ten + + + +“Down in old — but they told me — Merlin’s beard — ” + +Page | 172Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Weasley looked at his watch, let out a yelp, and +leapt from his chair. + +“Quick, Harry, we should have been there five +minutes ago!” + +Perkins flattened himself against the filing cabinets as +Mr. Weasley left the office at a run, Harry on his +heels. + +“Why have they changed the time?” Harry said +breathlessly as they hurtled past the Auror cubicles; +people poked out their heads and stared as they +streaked past. Harry felt as though he had left all his +insides back at Perkins’s desk. + +“I’ve no idea, but thank goodness we got here so early, +if you’d missed it it would have been catastrophic!” + +Mr. Weasley skidded to a halt beside the lifts and +jabbed impatiently at the down button. + +“Come ON!” + +The lift clattered into view and they hurried inside. +Every time it stopped Mr. Weasley cursed furiously +and pummelled the number nine button. + +“Those courtrooms haven’t been used in years,” said +Mr. Weasley angrily. “I can’t think why they’re doing it +down there — unless — but no ...” + +A plump witch carrying a smoking goblet entered the +lift at that moment, and Mr. Weasley did not +elaborate. + +“The Atrium,” said the cool female voice and the +golden grilles slid open, showing Harry a distant +glimpse of the golden statues in the fountain. The + +Page | 173Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +plump witch got out and a sallow-skinned wizard with +a very mournful face got in. + + + +“Morning, Arthur,” he said in a sepulchral voice as +the lift began to descend. “Don’t often see you down +here...” + +“Urgent business, Bode,” said Mr. Weasley, who was +bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing +anxious looks over at Harry. + +“Ah, yes,” said Bode, surveying Harry unblinkingly. + +“Of course.” + +Harry barely had emotion to spare for Bode, but his +unfaltering gaze did not make him feel any more +comfortable. + +“Department of Mysteries,” said the cool female voice, +and left it at that. + +“Quick, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley as the lift doors +rattled open, and they sped up a corridor that was +quite different from those above. The walls were bare; +there were no windows and no doors apart from a +plain black one set at the very end of the corridor. +Harry expected them to go through it, but instead Mr. +Weasley seized him by the arm and dragged him to +the left, where there was an opening leading to a flight +of steps. + +“Down here, down here,” panted Mr. Weasley, taking +two steps at a time. “The lift doesn’t even come down +this far ... why they’re doing it there ...” + +They reached the bottom of the steps and ran along +yet another corridor, which bore a great resemblance +to that which led to Snape’s dungeon at Hogwarts, +with rough stone walls and torches in brackets. The + +Page | 174Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +doors they passed here were heavy wooden ones with +iron bolts and keyholes. + +“Courtroom ... ten ... I think ... we’re nearly ... yes.” + +Mr. Weasley stumbled to a halt outside a grimy dark +door with an immense iron lock and slumped against +the wall, clutching at a stitch in his chest. + +“Go on,” he panted, pointing his thumb at the door. +“Get in there.” + +“Aren’t — aren’t you coming with — ?” + +“No, no, I’m not allowed. Good luck!” + +Harry’s heart was beating a violent tattoo against his +Adam’s apple. He swallowed hard, turned the heavy +iron door handle, and stepped inside the courtroom. + + + +Page | 175Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +8 + + + + +THE HEARING + +Harry gasped; he could not help himself. The large +dungeon he had entered was horribly familiar. He had +not only seen it before, he had been here before: This +was the place he had visited inside Dumbledore’s +Pensieve, the place where he had watched the +Lestranges sentenced to life imprisonment in +Azkaban. + +The walls were made of dark stone, dimly lit by +torches. Empty benches rose on either side of him, +but ahead, in the highest benches of all, were many +shadowy figures. They had been talking in low voices, +but as the heavy door swung closed behind Harry an +ominous silence fell. + +A cold male voice rang across the courtroom. + +“You’re late.” + +“Sorry,” said Harry nervously. “I-I didn’t know the +time had changed.” + + + +Page | 176Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“That is not the Wizengamot’s fault,” said the voice. +“An owl was sent to you this morning. Take your +seat.” + +Harry dropped his gaze to the chair in the center of +the room, the arms of which were covered in chains. +He had seen those chains spring to life and bind +whoever sat between them. His footsteps echoed +loudly as he walked across the stone floor. When he +sat gingerly on the edge of the chair the chains +clinked rather threateningly but did not bind him. +Feeling rather sick he looked up at the people seated +at the bench above. + +There were about fifty of them, all, as far as he could +see, wearing plum-colored robes with an elaborately +worked silver W on the left-hand side of the chest and +all staring down their noses at him, some with very +austere expressions, others looks of frank curiosity. + +In the very middle of the front row sat Cornelius +Fudge, the Minister of Magic. Fudge was a portly man +who often sported a lime-green bowler hat, though +today he had dispensed with it; he had dispensed too +with the indulgent smile he had once worn when he +spoke to Harry. A broad, square-jawed witch with +very short gray hair sat on Fudge’s left; she wore a +monocle and looked forbidding. On Fudge’s right was +another witch, but she was sitting so far back on the +bench that her face was in shadow. + +“Very well,” said Fudge. “The accused being present +— finally — let us begin. Are you ready?” he called +down the row. + +“Yes, sir,” said an eager voice Harry knew. Ron’s +brother Percy was sitting at the very end of the front +bench. Harry looked at Percy, expecting some sign of +recognition from him, but none came. Percy’s eyes, + +Page | 177Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +behind his horn-rimmed glasses, were fixed on his +parchment, a quill poised in his hand. + + + +“Disciplinary hearing of the twelfth of August,” said +Fudge in a ringing voice, and Percy began taking +notes at once, “into offenses committed under the +Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage +Sorcery and the International Statute of Secrecy by +Harry James Potter, resident at number four, Privet +Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey. + +“Interrogators: Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Minister of +Magic; Amelia Susan Bones, Head of the Department +of Magical Law Enforcement; Dolores Jane Umbridge, +Senior Undersecretary to the Minister. Court Scribe, +Percy Ignatius Weasley — ” + +“ — Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric +Brian Dumbledore,” said a quiet voice from behind +Harry, who turned his head so fast he cricked his +neck. + +Dumbledore was striding serenely across the room +wearing long midnight-blue robes and a perfectly +calm expression. His long silver beard and hair +gleamed in the torchlight as he drew level with Harry +and looked up at Fudge through the half-moon +spectacles that rested halfway down his very crooked +nose. + +The members of the Wizengamot were muttering. All +eyes were now on Dumbledore. Some looked annoyed, +others slightly frightened; two elderly witches in the +back row, however, raised their hands and waved in +welcome. + +A powerful emotion had risen in Harry’s chest at the +sight of Dumbledore, a fortified, hopeful feeling rather +like that which phoenix song gave him. He wanted to + +Page | 178Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +catch Dumbledore’s eye, but Dumbledore was not +looking his way; he was continuing to look up at the +obviously flustered Fudge. + +“Ah,” said Fudge, who looked thoroughly +disconcerted. “Dumbledore. Yes. You — er — got our + +— er — message that the time and — er — place of +the hearing had been changed, then?” + +“I must have missed it,” said Dumbledore cheerfully. +“However, due to a lucky mistake I arrived at the +Ministry three hours early, so no harm done.” + +“Yes — well — I suppose well need another chair — I + +— Weasley, could you — ?” + +“Not to worry, not to worry,” said Dumbledore +pleasantly; he took out his wand, gave it a little flick, +and a squashy chintz armchair appeared out of +nowhere next to Harry. Dumbledore sat down, put the +tips of his long fingers together, and looked at Fudge +over them with an expression of polite interest. The +Wizengamot was still muttering and fidgeting +restlessly; only when Fudge spoke again did they +settle down. + +“Yes,” said Fudge again, shuffling his notes. “Well, +then. So. The charges. Yes.” + +He extricated a piece of parchment from the pile +before him, took a deep breath, and read, “The +charges against the accused are as follows: That he +did knowingly, deliberately, and in full awareness of +the illegality of his actions, having received a previous +written warning from the Ministry of Magic on a +similar charge, produce a Patronus Charm in a +Muggle-inhabited area, in the presence of a Muggle, +on August the second at twenty-three minutes past +nine, which constitutes an offense under paragraph C +Page | 179Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of +Underage Sorcery, 1875, and also under section +thirteen of the International Confederation of Wizards’ +Statute of Secrecy. + +“You are Harry James Potter, of number four, Privet +Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey?” Fudge said, glaring at +Harry over the top of his parchment. + +“Yes,” Harry said. + +“You received an official warning from the Ministry for +using illegal magic three years ago, did you not?” + +“Yes, but — ” + +“And yet you conjured a Patronus on the night of the +second of August?” said Fudge. + +“Yes,” said Harry, “but — ” + +“Knowing that you are not permitted to use magic +outside school while you are under the age of +seventeen?” + +“Yes, but — ” + +“Knowing that you were in an area full of Muggles?” +“Yes, but — ” + +“Fully aware that you were in close proximity to a +Muggle at the time? + +“Yes,” said Harry angrily, “but I only used it because +we were — ” + +The witch with the monocle on Fudge’s left cut across +him in a booming voice. + +Page | 180Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You produced a fully fledged Patronus?” + + + +“Yes,” said Harry, “because — ” + +“A corporeal Patronus?” + +“A — what?” said Harry. + +“Your Patronus had a clearly defined form? I mean to +say, it was more than vapor or smoke?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, feeling both impatient and slightly +desperate, “it’s a stag, it’s always a stag.” + +“Always?” boomed Madam Bones. “You have +produced a Patronus before now?” + +“Yes” said Harry, “I’ve been doing it for over a year — + + + +“And you are fifteen years old?” + +“Yes, and — ” + +“You learned this at school?” + +“Yes, Professor Lupin taught me in my third year, +because of the — ” + +“Impressive,” said Madam Bones, staring down at +him, “a true Patronus at that age ... very impressive +indeed.” + +Some of the wizards and witches around her were +muttering again; a few nodded, but others were +frowning and shaking their heads. + +“It’s not a question of how impressive the magic was,” +said Fudge in a testy voice. “In fact, the more + +Page | 181Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +impressive the worse it is, I would have thought, given +that the boy did it in plain view of a Muggle!” + + + +Those who had been frowning now murmured in +agreement, but it was the sight of Percy’s +sanctimonious little nod that goaded Harry into +speech. + +“I did it because of the dementors!” he said loudly, +before anyone could interrupt him again. + +He had expected more muttering, but the silence that +fell seemed to be somehow denser than before. + +“Dementors?” said Madam Bones after a moment, +raising her thick eyebrows so that her monocle looked +in danger of falling out. “What do you mean, boy?” + +“I mean there were two dementors down that alleyway +and they went for me and my cousin!” + +“Ah,” said Fudge again, smirking unpleasantly as he +looked around at the Wizengamot, as though inviting +them to share the joke. “Yes. Yes, I thought we’d be +hearing something like this.” + +“Dementors in Little Whinging?” Madam Bones said +in tones of great surprise. “I don’t understand — ” + +“Don’t you, Amelia?” said Fudge, still smirking. “Let +me explain. He’s been thinking it through and decided +dementors would make a very nice little cover story, +very nice indeed. Muggles can’t see dementors, can +they, boy? Highly convenient, highly convenient ... so +it’s just your word and no witnesses...” + +“I’m not lying!” said Harry loudly, over another +outbreak of muttering from the court. “There were two +of them, coming from opposite ends of the alley, + +Page | 182Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +everything went dark and cold and my cousin felt +them and ran for it — ” + +“Enough, enough!” said Fudge with a very +supercilious look on his face. “I’m sorry to interrupt +what I’m sure would have been a very well-rehearsed +story — ” + +Dumbledore cleared his throat. The Wizengamot fell +silent again. + +“We do, in fact, have a witness to the presence of +dementors in that alleyway,” he said, “other than +Dudley Dursley, I mean.” + +Fudge’s plump face seemed to slacken, as though +somebody had let air out of it. He stared down at +Dumbledore for a moment or two, then, with the +appearance of a man pulling himself back together, +said, “We haven’t got time to listen to more +taradiddles, I’m afraid, Dumbledore. I want this dealt +with quickly — ” + +“I may be wrong,” said Dumbledore pleasantly, “but I +am sure that under the Wizengamot Charter of +Rights, the accused has the right to present witnesses +for his or her case? Isn’t that the policy of the +Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Madam +Bones?” he continued, addressing the witch in the +monocle. + +“True,” said Madam Bones. “Perfectly true.” + +“Oh, very well, very well,” snapped Fudge. “Where is +this person?” + +“I brought her with me,” said Dumbledore. “She’s just +outside the door. Should I — ?” + + + +Page | 183Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No — Weasley, you go,” Fudge barked at Percy, who +got up at once, hurried down the stone steps from the +judge’s balcony, and hastened past Dumbledore and +Harry without glancing at them. + +A moment later, Percy returned, followed by Mrs. + +Figg. She looked scared and more batty than ever. +Harry wished she had thought to change out of her +carpet slippers. + +Dumbledore stood up and gave Mrs. Figg his chair, +conjuring a second one for himself. + +“Full name?” said Fudge loudly, when Mrs. Figg had +perched herself nervously on the very edge of her +seat. + +“Arabella Doreen Figg,” said Mrs. Figg in her quavery +voice. + +“And who exactly are you?” said Fudge, in a bored +and lofty voice. + +“I’m a resident of Little Whinging, close to where +Harry Potter lives,” said Mrs. Figg. + +“We have no record of any witch or wizard living in +Little Whinging other than Harry Potter,” said Madam +Bones at once. “That situation has always been +closely monitored, given ... given past events.” + +“I’m a Squib,” said Mrs. Figg. “So you wouldn’t have +me registered, would you?” + +“A Squib, eh?” said Fudge, eyeing her suspiciously. +“We’ll be checking that. You’ll leave details of your +parentage with my assistant, Weasley. Incidentally, +can Squibs see dementors?” he added, looking left +and right along the bench where he sat. + +Page | 184Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, we can!” said Mrs. Figg indignantly. + + + +Fudge looked back down at her, his eyebrows raised. +“Very well,” he said coolly. “What is your story?” + +“I had gone out to buy cat food from the corner shop +at the end of Wisteria Walk, shortly after nine on the +evening of the second of August,” gabbled Mrs. Figg at +once, as though she had learned what she was saying +by heart, “when I heard a disturbance down the +alleyway between Magnolia Crescent and Wisteria +Walk. On approaching the mouth of the alleyway I +saw dementors running — ” + +“Running?” said Madam Bones sharply. “Dementors +don’t run, they glide.” + +“That’s what I meant to say,” said Mrs. Figg quickly, +patches of pink appearing in her withered cheeks. +“Gliding along the alley toward what looked like two +boys.” + +“What did they look like?” said Madam Bones, +narrowing her eyes so that the monocle’s edges +disappeared into her flesh. + +“Well, one was very large and the other one rather +skinny — ” + +“No, no,” said Madam Bones impatiently, “the +dementors ... describe them.” + +“Oh,” said Mrs. Figg, the pink flush creeping up her +neck now. “They were big. Big and wearing cloaks.” + +Harry felt a horrible sinking in the pit of his stomach. +Whatever Mrs. Figg said to the contrary, it sounded to +him as though the most she had ever seen was a +picture of a dementor, and a picture could never + +Page | 185Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +convey the truth of what these beings were like: the +eerie way they moved, hovering inches over the +ground, or the rotting smell of them, or that terrible, +rattling noise they made as they sucked on the +surrounding air ... A dumpy wizard with a large black +mustache in the second row leaned close to his +neighbor, a frizzy-haired witch, and whispered +something in her ear. She smirked and nodded. + +“Big and wearing cloaks,” repeated Madam Bones +coolly, while Fudge snorted derisively. “I see. Anything +else?” + +“Yes,” said Mrs. Figg. “I felt them. Everything went +cold, and this was a very warm summer��s night, mark +you. And I felt ... as though all happiness had gone +from the world . . . and I remembered . . . dreadful +things...” + +Her voice shook and died. + +Madam Bones’ eyes widened slightly. Harry could see +red marks under her eyebrow where the monocle had +dug into it. + +“What did the dementors do?” she asked, and Harry +felt a rush of hope. + +“They went for the boys,” said Mrs. Figg, her voice +stronger and more confident now, the pink flush +ebbing away from her face. “One of them had fallen. +The other was backing away, trying to repel the +dementor. That was Harry. He tried twice and +produced silver vapor. On the third attempt, he +produced a Patronus, which charged down the first +dementor and then, with his encouragement, chased +away the second from his cousin. And that ... that +was what happened,” Mrs. Figg finished, somewhat +lamely. + +Page | 186Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madam Bones looked down at Mrs. Figg in silence; +Fudge was not looking at her at all, but fidgeting with +his papers. Finally he raised his eyes and said, rather +aggressively “That’s what you saw, is it?” + +“That was what happened,” Mrs. Figg repeated. + +“Very well,” said Fudge. “You may go.” + +Mrs. Figg cast a frightened look from Fudge to +Dumbledore, then got up and shuffled off toward the +door again. Harry heard it thud shut behind her. + +“Not a very convincing witness,” said Fudge loftily. + +“Oh, I don’t know,” said Madam Bones in her +booming voice. “She certainly described the effects of +a dementor attack very accurately. And I can’t +imagine why she would say they were there if they +weren’t — ” + +“But dementors wandering into a Muggle suburb and +just happening to come across a wizard?” snorted +Fudge. “The odds on that must be very, very long, +even Bagman wouldn’t have bet — ” + +“Oh, I don’t think any of us believe the dementors +were there by coincidence,” said Dumbledore lightly. + +The witch sitting to the right of Fudge with her face in +shadow moved slightly, but everyone else was quite +still and silent. + +“And what is that supposed to mean?” asked Fudge +icily. + +“It means that I think they were ordered there,” said +Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 187Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think we might have a record of it if someone had +ordered a pair of dementors to go strolling through +Little Whinging!” barked Fudge. + +“Not if the dementors are taking orders from someone +other than the Ministry of Magic these days,” said +Dumbledore calmly. “I have already given you my +views on this matter, Cornelius.” + +“Yes, you have,” said Fudge forcefully, “and I have no +reason to believe that your views are anything other +than bilge, Dumbledore. The dementors remain in +place in Azkaban and are doing everything we ask +them to.” + +“Then,” said Dumbledore, quietly but clearly, “we +must ask ourselves why somebody within the +Ministry ordered a pair of dementors into that +alleyway on the second of August.” + +In the complete silence that greeted these words, the +witch to the right of Fudge leaned forward so that +Harry saw her for the first time. + +He thought she looked just like a large, pale toad. She +was rather squat with a broad, flabby face, as little +neck as Uncle Vernon, and a very wide, slack mouth. +Her eyes were large, round, and slightly bulging. Even +the little black velvet bow perched on top of her short +curly hair put him in mind of a large fly she was +about to catch on a long sticky tongue. + +“The Chair recognizes Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior +Undersecretary to the Minister,” said Fudge. + +The witch spoke in a fluttery, girlish, high-pitched +voice that took Harry aback; he had been expecting a +croak. + + + +Page | 188Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’m sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor +Dumbledore,” she said with a simper that left her big, +round eyes as cold as ever. “So silly of me. But it +sounded for a teensy moment as though you were +suggesting that the Ministry of Magic had ordered an +attack on this boy!” + +She gave a silvery laugh that made the hairs on the +back of Harry’s neck stand up. A few other members +of the Wizengamot laughed with her. It could not have +been plainer that not one of them was really amused. + +“If it is true that the dementors are taking orders only +from the Ministry of Magic, and it is also true that two +dementors attacked Harry and his cousin a week ago, +then it follows logically that somebody at the Ministry +might have ordered the attacks,” said Dumbledore +politely. “Of course, these particular dementors may +have been outside Ministry control — ” + +“There are no dementors outside Ministry control!” +snapped Fudge, who had turned brick red. + +Dumbledore inclined his head in a little bow. + +“Then undoubtedly the Ministry will be making a full +inquiry into why two dementors were so very far from +Azkaban and why they attacked without +authorization.” + +“It is not for you to decide what the Ministry of Magic +does or does not do, Dumbledore!” snapped Fudge, +now a shade of magenta of which Uncle Vernon would +have been proud. + +“Of course it isn’t,” said Dumbledore mildly. “I was +merely expressing my confidence that this matter will +not go uninvestigated.” + + + +Page | 189Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He glanced at Madam Bones, who readjusted her +monocle and stared back at him, frowning slightly. + +“I would remind everybody that the behavior of these +dementors, if indeed they are not figments of this +boy’s imagination, is not the subject of this hearing!” +said Fudge. “We are here to examine Harry Potter’s +offenses under the Decree for the Reasonable +Restriction of Underage Sorcery!” + +“Of course we are,” said Dumbledore, “but the +presence of dementors in that alleyway is highly +relevant. Clause seven of the Decree states that magic +may be used before Muggles in exceptional +circumstances, and as those exceptional +circumstances include situations that threaten the +life of the wizard or witch himself, or witches, wizards, +or Muggles present at the time of the — ” + +“We are familiar with clause seven, thank you very +much!” snarled Fudge. + +“Of course you are,” said Dumbledore courteously. +“Then we are in agreement that Harry’s use of the +Patronus Charm in these circumstances falls +precisely into the category of exceptional +circumstances it describes?” + +“If there were dementors, which I doubt — ” + +“You have heard from an eyewitness,” Dumbledore +interrupted. “If you still doubt her truthfulness, call +her back, question her again. I am sure she would not +object.” + +“I — that — not — ” blustered Fudge, fiddling with the +papers before him. “It’s — I want this over with today, +Dumbledore!” + + + +Page | 190Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But naturally, you would not care how many times +you heard from a witness, if the alternative was a +serious miscarriage of justice,” said Dumbledore. + +“Serious miscarriage, my hat!” said Fudge at the top +of his voice. “Have you ever bothered to tot up the +number of cock-and-bull stories this boy has come +out with, Dumbledore, while trying to cover up his +flagrant misuse of magic out of school? I suppose +you’ve forgotten the Hover Charm he used three years +ago -” + +“That wasn’t me, it was a house-elf!” said Harry. + +“YOU SEE?” roared Fudge, gesturing flamboyantly in +Harry’s direction. “A house-elf! In a Muggle house! I +ask you — ” + +“The house-elf in question is currently in the employ +of Hogwarts School,” said Dumbledore. “I can +summon him here in an instant to give evidence if +you wish.” + +“I — not — I haven’t got time to listen to house-elves! +Anyway, that’s not the only — he blew up his aunt, +for God’s sake!” Fudge shouted, banging his fist on +the judge’s bench and upsetting a bottle of ink. + +“And you very kindly did not press charges on that +occasion, accepting, I presume, that even the best +wizards cannot always control their emotions,” said +Dumbledore calmly, as Fudge attempted to scrub the +ink off his notes. + +“And I haven’t even started on what he gets up to at +school — ” + +“ — but as the Ministry has no authority to punish +Hogwarts students for misdemeanors at school, + +Page | 191Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s behavior there is not relevant to this inquiry,” +said Dumbledore, politely as ever, but now with a +suggestion of coolness behind his words. + +“Oho!” said Fudge. “Not our business what he does at +school, eh? You think so?” + +“The Ministry does not have the power to expel +Hogwarts students, Cornelius, as I reminded you on +the night of the second of August,” said Dumbledore. +“Nor does it have the right to confiscate wands until +charges have been successfully proven, again, as I +reminded you on the night of the second of August. In +your admirable haste to ensure that the law is +upheld, you appear, inadvertently I am sure, to have +overlooked a few laws yourself.” + +“Laws can be changed,” said Fudge savagely. + +“Of course they can,” said Dumbledore, inclining his +head. “And you certainly seem to be making many +changes, Cornelius. Why, in the few short weeks +since I was asked to leave the Wizengamot, it has +already become the practice to hold a full criminal +trial to deal with a simple matter of underage magic!” + +A few of the wizards above them shifted +uncomfortably in their seats. Fudge turned a slightly +deeper shade of puce. The toadlike witch on his right, +however, merely gazed at Dumbledore, her face quite +expressionless. + +“As far as I am aware, however,” Dumbledore +continued, “there is no law yet in place that says this +court’s job is to punish Harry for every bit of magic he +has ever performed. He has been charged with a +specific offense and he has presented his defense. All +he and I can do now is to await your verdict.” + + + +Page | 192Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore put his fingertips together again and said +no more. Fudge glared at him, evidently incensed. +Harry glanced sideways at Dumbledore, seeking +reassurance; he was not at all sure that Dumbledore +was right in telling the Wizengamot, in effect, that it +was about time they made a decision. Again, however, +Dumbledore seemed oblivious to Harry’s attempt to +catch his eye. He continued to look up at the benches +where the entire Wizengamot had fallen into urgent, +whispered conversations. + +Harry looked at his feet. His heart, which seemed to +have swollen to an unnatural size, was thumping +loudly under his ribs. He had expected the hearing to +last longer than this. He was not at all sure that he +had made a good impression. He had not really said +very much. He ought to have explained more fully +about the dementors, about how he had fallen over, +about how both he and Dudley had nearly been +kissed... + +Twice he looked up at Fudge and opened his mouth to +speak, but his swollen heart was now constricting his +air passages and both times he merely took a deep +breath and looked back at his shoes. + +Then the whispering stopped. Harry wanted to look +up at the judges, but found that it was really much, +much easier to keep examining his laces. + +“Those in favor of clearing the accused of all +charges?” said Madam Bones ’s booming voice. + +Harry’s head jerked upward. There were hands in the +air, many of them . . . more than half! Breathing very +fast, he tried to count, but before he could finish +Madam Bones had said, “And those in favor of +conviction?” + + + +Page | 193Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fudge raised his hand; so did half a dozen others, +including the witch on his right and the heavily +mustached wizard and the frizzy-haired witch in the +second row. + +Fudge glanced around at them all, looking as though +there was something large stuck in his throat, then +lowered his own hand. He took two deep breaths and +then said, in a voice distorted by suppressed rage, +“Very well, very well ... cleared of all charges.” + +“Excellent,” said Dumbledore briskly, springing to his +feet, pulling out his wand, and causing the two chintz +armchairs to vanish. “Well, I must be getting along. +Good day to you all.” + +And without looking once at Harry, he swept from the +dungeon. + + + +Page | 194Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE WOES OF MRS. WEASLEY + +Dumbledore’s abrupt departure took Harry +completely by surprise. He remained sitting where he +was in the chained chair, struggling with his feelings +of shock and relief. The Wizengamot were all getting +to their feet, talking, and gathering up their papers +and packing them away. Harry stood up. Nobody +seemed to be paying him the slightest bit of attention +except the toadlike witch on Fudge’s right, who was +now gazing down at him instead of at Dumbledore. +Ignoring her, he tried to catch Fudge’s eye, or Madam +Bones’s, wanting to ask whether he was free to go, +but Fudge seemed quite determined not to notice +Harry, and Madam Bones was busy with her +briefcase, so he took a few tentative steps toward the +exit and when nobody called him back, broke into a +very fast walk. + +He took the last few steps at a run, wrenched open +the door, and almost collided with Mr. Weasley, who +was standing right outside, looking pale and +apprehensive. + + + +Page | 195Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Dumbledore didn’t say — ” + + + +“Cleared,” Harry said, pulling the door closed behind +him, “of all charges!” + +Beaming, Mr. Weasley seized Harry by the shoulders. + +“Harry, that’s wonderful! Well, of course, they couldn’t +have found you guilty, not on the evidence, but even +so, I can’t pretend I wasn’t — ” + +But Mr. Weasley broke off, because the courtroom +door had just opened again. The Wizengamot were +filing out. + +“Merlin’s beard,” said Mr. Weasley wonderingly, +pulling Harry aside to let them all pass, “you were +tried by the full court?” + +“I think so,” said Harry quietly. + +One or two of the passing wizards nodded to Harry as +they passed and a few, including Madam Bones, said, +“Morning, Arthur,” to Mr. Weasley, but most averted +their eyes. Cornelius Fudge and the toadlike witch +were almost the last to leave the dungeon. Fudge +acted as though Mr. Weasley and Harry were part of +the wall, but again, the witch looked almost +appraisingly at Harry as she passed. Last of all to +pass was Percy. Like Fudge, he completely ignored his +father and Harry; he marched past clutching a large +roll of parchment and a handful of spare quills, his +back rigid and his nose in the air. The lines around +Mr. Weasley’s mouth tightened slightly, but other +than this he gave no sign that he had noticed his +third son. + +“I’m going to take you straight back so you can tell +the others the good news,” he said, beckoning Harry + +Page | 196Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +forward as Percy’s heels disappeared up the stairs to +the ninth level. I’ll drop you off on the way to that +toilet in Bethnal Green. Come on...” + + + +“So what will you have to do about the toilet?” Harry +asked, grinning. Everything suddenly seemed five +times funnier than usual. It was starting to sink in: +He was cleared, he was going hack to Hogwarts. + +“Oh, it’s a simple enough anti-jinx,” said Mr. Weasley +as they mounted the stairs, “but it’s not so much +having to repair the damage, it’s more the attitude +behind the vandalism, Harry. Muggle-baiting might +strike some wizards as funny, but it’s an expression +of something much deeper and nastier, and I for one + + + +Mr. Weasley broke off in mid-sentence. They had just +reached the ninth-level corridor, and Cornelius Fudge +was standing a few feet away from them, talking +quietly to a tall man with sleek blond hair and a +pointed, pale face. + +The second man turned at the sound of their +footsteps. He too broke off in mid-conversation, his +cold gray eyes narrowed and fixed upon Harry’s face. + +“Well, well, well ... Patronus Potter,” said Lucius +Malfoy coolly. + +Harry felt winded, as though he had just walked into +something heavy. He had last seen those cool gray +eyes through slits in a Death Eater’s hood, and last +heard that man’s voice jeering in a dark graveyard +while Lord Voldemort tortured him. He could not +believe that Lucius Malfoy dared look him in the face; +he could not believe that he was here, in the Ministry +of Magic, or that Cornelius Fudge was talking to him, + + + +Page | 197Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +when Harry had told Fudge mere weeks ago that +Malfoy was a Death Eater. + +“The Minister was just telling me about your lucky +escape, Potter,” drawled Mr. Malfoy. “Quite +astonishing, the way you continue to wriggle out of +very tight holes... Snakelike, in fact ...” + +Mr. Weasley gripped Harry’s shoulder in warning. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “yeah, I’m good at escaping...” + +Lucius Malfoy raised his eyes to Mr. Weasley’s face. + +“And Arthur Weasley too! What are you doing here, +Arthur?” + +“I work here,” said Mr. Weasley shortly. + +“Not here, surely?” said Mr. Malfoy, raising his +eyebrows and glancing toward the door over Mr. +Weasley’s shoulder. “I thought you were up on the +second floor. . . Don’t you do something that involves +sneaking Muggle artifacts home and bewitching +them?” + +“No,” said Mr. Weasley curtly, his fingers now biting +into Harry’s shoulder. + +“What are you doing here anyway?” Harry asked +Lucius Malfoy. + +“I don’t think private matters between myself and the +Minister are any concern of yours, Potter,” said +Malfoy, smoothing the front of his robes; Harry +distinctly heard the gentle clinking of what sounded +like a full pocket of gold. “Really, just because you are +Dumbledore’s favorite boy, you must not expect the + + + +Page | 198Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +same indulgence from the rest of us... Shall we go up +to your office, then, Minister?” + +“Certainly,” said Fudge, turning his back on Harry +and Mr. Weasley. “This way, Lucius.” + +They strode off together, talking in low voices. Mr. +Weasley did not let go of Harry’s shoulder until they +had disappeared into the lift. + +“Why wasn’t he waiting outside Fudge’s office if +they’ve got business to do together?” Harry burst out +furiously. “What was he doing down here?” + +“Trying to sneak down to the courtroom, if you ask +me,” said Mr. Weasley, looking extremely agitated as +he glanced over his shoulder as though making sure +they could not be overheard. “Trying to find out +whether you’d been expelled or not. I’ll leave a note +for Dumbledore when I drop you off, he ought to +know Malfoy’s been talking to Fudge again.” + +“What private business have they got together +anyway?” + +“Gold, I expect,” said Mr. Weasley angrily. “Malfoy’s +been giving generously to all sorts of things for +years... Gets him in with the right people ... then he +can ask favors ... delay laws he doesn’t want passed +... Oh, he’s very well connected, Lucius Malfoy...” + +The lift arrived; it was empty except for a flock of +memos that flapped around Mr. Weasley’s head as he +pressed the button for the Atrium and the doors +clanged shut; he waved them away irritably. + +“Mr. Weasley,” said Harry slowly, “if Fudge is meeting +Death Eaters like Malfoy, if he’s seeing them alone, + + + +Page | 199Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +how do we know they haven’t put the Imperius Curse +on him?” + +“Don’t think it hadn’t occurred to us, Harry,” +muttered Mr. Weasley. “But Dumbledore thinks +Fudge is acting of his own accord at the moment — +which, as Dumbledore says, is not a lot of comfort... +Best not talk about it anymore just now, Harry...” + +The doors slid open and they stepped out into the +now almost-deserted Atrium. Eric the security man +was hidden behind his Daily Prophet again. They had +walked straight past the golden fountain before Harry +remembered. + +“Wait...” he told Mr. Weasley, and pulling his money +bag from his pocket, he turned back to the fountain. + +He looked up into the handsome wizard’s face, but up +close, Harry thought he looked rather weak and +foolish. The witch was wearing a vapid smile like a +beauty contestant, and from what Harry knew of +goblins and centaurs, they were most unlikely to be +caught staring this soppily at humans of any +description. Only the house-elf’s attitude of creeping +servility looked convincing. With a grin at the thought +of what Hermione would say if she could see the +statue of the elf, Harry turned his money bag upside +down and emptied not just ten Galleons, but the +whole contents into the pool at the statues’ feet. + +“I knew it!” yelled Ron, punching the air. “You always +get away with stuff!” + +“They were bound to clear you,” said Hermione, who +had looked positively faint with anxiety when Harry +had entered the kitchen and was now holding a +shaking hand over her eyes. “There was no case +against you, none at all...” + +Page | 200Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering +they all knew I’d get off,” said Harry, smiling. + +Mrs. Weasley was wiping her face on her apron, and +Fred, George, and Ginny were doing a kind of war +dance to a chant that went “He got off, he got off he +got off — ” + +“That’s enough, settle down!” shouted Mr. Weasley, +though he too was smiling. “Listen, Sirius, Lucius +Malfoy was at the Ministry — ” + +“What?” said Sirius sharply. + +“He got off he got off he got off — ” + +“Be quiet, you three! Yes, we saw him talking to +Fudge on level nine, then they went up to Fudge’s +office together. Dumbledore ought to know.” + +“Absolutely,” said Sirius. “We’ll tell him, don’t worry.” + +“Well, I’d better get going, there’s a vomiting toilet in +Bethnal Green waiting for me. Molly, I’ll be late, I’m +covering for Tonks, but Kingsley might be dropping in +for dinner — ” + +“He got off he got off he got off — ” + +“That’s enough — Fred — George — Ginny!” said Mrs. +Weasley, as Mr. Weasley left the kitchen. “Harry dear, +come and sit down, have some lunch, you hardly ate +breakfast...” + +Ron and Hermione sat themselves down opposite him +looking happier than they had done since he had first +arrived at number twelve, Grimmauld Place, and +Harry’s feeling of giddy relief, which had been +somewhat dented by his encounter with Lucius +Page | 201Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy, swelled again. The gloomy house seemed +warmer and more welcoming all of a sudden; even +Kreacher looked less ugly as he poked his snoutlike +nose into the kitchen to investigate the source of all +the noise. + +“ ’Course, once Dumbledore turned up on your side, +there was no way they were going to convict you,” +said Ron happily, now dishing great mounds of +mashed potatoes onto everyone’s plates. + +“Yeah, he swung it for me,” said Harry. He felt that it +would sound highly ungrateful, not to mention +childish, to say, “I wish he’d talked to me, though. Or +even looked at me.” + +And as he thought this, the scar on his forehead +burned so badly that he clapped his hand to it. + +“What’s up?” said Hermione, looking alarmed. + +“Scar,” Harry mumbled. “But it’s nothing... It happens +all the time now...” + +None of the others had noticed a thing; all of them +were now helping themselves to food while gloating +over Harry’s narrow escape; Fred, George, and Ginny +were still singing. Hermione looked rather anxious, +but before she could say anything, Ron said happily, + +“I bet Dumbledore turns up this evening to celebrate +with us, you know.” + +“I don’t think he’ll be able to, Ron,” said Mrs. Weasley, +setting a huge plate of roast chicken down in front of +Harry. “He’s really very busy at the moment.” + +“HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF—” + +“SHUT UP!” roared Mrs. Weasley. + +Page | 202Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Over the next few days Harry could not help noticing +that there was one person within number twelve, +Grimmauld Place, who did not seem wholly overjoyed +that he would be returning to Hogwarts. Sirius had +put up a very good show of happiness on first hearing +the news, wringing Harry’s hand and beaming just +like the rest of them; soon, however, he was moodier +and surlier than before, talking less to everybody, +even Harry, and spending increasing amounts of time +shut up in his mother’s room with Buckbeak. + +“Don’t you go feeling guilty!” said Hermione sternly, +after Harry had confided some of his feelings to her +and Ron while they scrubbed out a moldy cupboard +on the third floor a few days later. “You belong at +Hogwarts and Sirius knows it. Personally, I think he’s +being selfish.” + +“That’s a bit harsh, Hermione,” said Ron, frowning as +he attempted to prize off a bit of mold that had +attached itself firmly to his finger, “you wouldn’t want +to be stuck inside this house without company.” + +“He’ll have company!” said Hermione. “It’s +headquarters to the Order of the Phoenix, isn’t it? He +just got his hopes up that Harry would be coming to +live here with him.” + +“I don’t think that’s true,” said Harry, wringing out +his cloth. “He wouldn’t give me a straight answer +when I asked him if I could.” + +“He just didn’t want to get his own hopes up even +more,” said Hermione wisely. “And he probably felt a +bit guilty himself, because I think a part of him was +really hoping you’d be expelled. Then you’d both be +outcasts together.” + + + +Page | 203Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come off it!” said Harry and Ron together, but +Hermione merely shrugged. + +“Suit yourselves. But I sometimes think Ron’s mum’s +right, and Sirius gets confused about whether you’re +you or your father, Harry.” + +“So you think he’s touched in the head?” said Harry +heatedly. + +“No, I just think he’s been very lonely for a long time,” +said Hermione simply. + +At this point Mrs. Weasley entered the bedroom +behind them. + +“Still not finished?” she said, poking her head into the +cupboard. + +“I thought you might be here to tell us to have a +break!” said Ron bitterly. “D’you know how much +mold we’ve got rid of since we arrived here?” + +“You were so keen to help the Order,” said Mrs. +Weasley, “you can do your bit by making +headquarters fit to live in.” + +“I feel like a house-elf,” grumbled Ron. + +“Well, now that you understand what dreadful lives +they lead, perhaps you’ll be a bit more active in +S.P.E.W.!” said Hermione hopefully, as Mrs. Weasley +left them to it again. “You know, maybe it wouldn’t be +a bad idea to show people exactly how horrible it is to +clean all the time — we could do a sponsored scrub of +Gryffindor common room, all proceeds to S.P.E.W., it +would raise awareness as well as funds — ” + + + +Page | 204Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll sponsor you to shut up about spew,” Ron +muttered irritably, but only so Harry could hear him. + +Harry found himself daydreaming about Hogwarts +more and more as the end of the holidays +approached; he could not wait to see Hagrid again, to +play Quidditch, even to stroll across the vegetable +patches to the Herbology greenhouses. It would be a +treat just to leave this dusty, musty house, where half +of the cupboards were still bolted shut and Kreacher +wheezed insults out of the shadows as you passed, +though Harry was careful not to say any of this within +earshot of Sirius. + +The fact was that living at the headquarters of the +anti-Voldemort movement was not nearly as +interesting or exciting as Harry would have expected +before he’d experienced it. Though members of the +Order of the Phoenix came and went regularly, +sometimes staying for meals, sometimes only for a few +minutes’ whispered conversation, Mrs. Weasley made +sure that Harry and the others were kept well out of +earshot (whether Extendable or normal) and nobody, +not even Sirius, seemed to feel that Harry needed to +know anything more than he had heard on the night +of his arrival. + +On the very last day of the holidays Harry was +sweeping up Hedwig’s owl droppings from the top of +the wardrobe when Ron entered their bedroom +carrying a couple of envelopes. + +“Booklists have arrived,” he said, throwing one of the +envelopes up to Harry, who was standing on a chair. +“About time, I thought they’d forgotten, they usually +come much earlier than this...” + +Harry swept the last of the droppings into a rubbish +bag and threw the bag over Ron’s head into the + +Page | 205Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wastepaper basket in the corner, which swallowed it +and belched loudly. He then opened his letter: It +contained two pieces of parchment, one the usual +reminder that term started on the first of September, +the other telling him which books he would need for +the coming year. + +“Only two new ones,” he said, reading the list. “The +Standard Book of Spells, Grade 5, by Miranda +Goshawk and Defensive Magical Theory, by Wilbert +Slinkhard.” + +Crack. + +Fred and George Apparated right beside Harry. He +was so used to them doing this by now that he didn’t +even fall off his chair. + +“We were just wondering who assigned the Slinkhard +book,” said Fred conversationally. + +“Because it means Dumbledore’s found a new +Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher,” said George. + +“And about time too,” said Fred. + +“What d’you mean?” Harry asked, jumping down +beside them. + +“Well, we overheard Mum and Dad talking on the +Extendable Ears a few weeks back,” Fred told Harry, +“and from what they were saying, Dumbledore was +having real trouble finding anyone to do the job this +year.” + +“Not surprising, is it, when you look at what’s +happened to the last four?” said George. + + + +Page | 206Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“One sacked, one dead, one’s memory removed, and +one locked in a trunk for nine months,” said Harry, +counting them off on his fingers. “Yeah, I see what +you mean.” + +“What’s up with you, Ron?” asked Fred. + +Ron did not answer. Harry looked around. Ron was +standing very still with his mouth slightly open, +gaping at his letter from Hogwarts. + +“What’s the matter?” said Fred impatiently, moving +around Ron to look over his shoulder at the +parchment. + +Fred’s mouth fell open too. + +“Prefect?” he said, staring incredulously at the letter. +“Prefect?” + +George leapt forward, seized the envelope in Ron’s +other hand, and turned it upside down. Harry saw +something scarlet and gold fall into George’s palm. + +“No way,” said George in a hushed voice. + +“There’s been a mistake,” said Fred, snatching the +letter out of Ron’s grasp and holding it up to the light +as though checking for a watermark. “No one in their +right mind would make Ron a prefect...” + +The twins’ heads turned in unison and both of them +stared at Harry. + +“We thought you were a cert!” said Fred in a tone that +suggested Harry had tricked them in some way. + +“We thought Dumbledore was bound to pick you!” +said George indignantly. + +Page | 207Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Winning the Triwizard and everything!” said Fred. + +“I suppose all the mad stuff must’ve counted against +him,” said George to Fred. + +“Yeah,” said Fred slowly. “Yeah, you’ve caused too +much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of you’s got +their priorities right.” + +He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back +while giving Ron a scathing look. + +“Prefect ... ickle Ronnie the prefect ...” + +“Oh, Mum’s going to be revolting,” groaned George, +thrusting the prefect badge back at Ron as though it +might contaminate him. + +Ron, who still had not said a word, took the badge, +stared at it for a moment, and then held it out to +Harry as though asking mutely for confirmation that +it was genuine. Harry took it. A large P was +superimposed on the Gryffindor lion. He had seen a +badge just like this on Percy’s chest on his very first +day at Hogwarts. + +The door banged open. Hermione came tearing into +the room, her cheeks flushed and her hair flying. +There was an envelope in her hand. + +“Did you — did you get — ?” + +She spotted the badge in Harry’s hand and let out a +shriek. + +“I knew it!” she said excitedly, brandishing her letter. +“Me too, Harry, me too!” + + + +Page | 208Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry quickly, pushing the badge back into +Ron’s hand. “It’s Ron, not me.” + + + +“It — what?” + +“Ron’s prefect, not me,” Harry said. + +“Ron?” said Hermione, her jaw dropping. “But ... are +you sure? I mean — ” + +She turned red as Ron looked around at her with a +defiant expression on his face. + +“It’s my name on the letter,” he said. + +“I ...” said Hermione, looking thoroughly bewildered. + +“I ... well ... wow! Well done, Ron! That’s really — ” + +“Unexpected,” said George, nodding. + +“No,” said Hermione, blushing harder than ever, “no, +it’s not ... Ron’s done loads of ... he’s really ...” + +The door behind her opened a little wider and Mrs. +Weasley backed into the room carrying a pile of +freshly laundered robes. + +“Ginny said the booklists had come at last,” she said, +glancing around at all the envelopes as she made her +way over to the bed and started sorting the robes into +two piles. “If you give them to me I’ll take them over to +Diagon Alley this afternoon and get your books while +you’re packing. Ron, I’ll have to get you more +pajamas, these are at least six inches too short, I +can’t believe how fast you’re growing ... what color +would you like?” + +“Get him red and gold to match his badge,” said +George, smirking. + +Page | 209Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Match his what?” said Mrs. Weasley absently, rolling +up a pair of maroon socks and placing them on Ron’s +pile. + +“His badge,” said Fred, with the air of getting the +worst over quickly. “His lovely shiny new prefect’s +badge.” + +Fred’s words took a moment to penetrate Mrs. +Weasley’s preoccupation about pajamas. + +“His ... but ... Ron, you’re not... ?” + +Ron held up his badge. + +Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione’s. + +“I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how +wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” + +“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?” said +George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside +and flung her arms around her youngest son. + +“Wait until your father hears! Ron, I’m so proud of +you, what wonderful news, you could end up Head +Boy just like Bill and Percy, it’s the first step! Oh, +what a thing to happen in the middle of all this worry, +I’m just thrilled, oh Ronnie — ” + +Fred and George were both making loud retching +noises behind her back but Mrs. Weasley did not +notice; arms tight around Ron’s neck, she was kissing +him all over his face, which had turned a brighter +scarlet than his badge. + +“Mum ... don’t ... Mum, get a grip...” he muttered, +trying to push her away. + + + +Page | 210Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She let go of him and said breathlessly, “Well, what +will it be? We gave Percy an owl, but you’ve already +got one, of course.” + +“W-what do you mean?” said Ron, looking as though +he did not dare believe his ears. + +“You’ve got to have a reward for this!” said Mrs. +Weasley fondly. “How about a nice new set of dress +robes?” + +“We’ve already bought him some,” said Fred sourly, +who looked as though he sincerely regretted this +generosity. + +“Or a new cauldron, Charlie’s old one’s rusting +through, or a new rat, you always liked Scabbers — ” + +“Mum,” said Ron hopefully, “can I have a new +broom?” + +Mrs. Weasley’s face fell slightly; broomsticks were +expensive. + +“Not a really good one!” Ron hastened to add. “Just — +just a new one for a change ...” + +Mrs. Weasley hesitated, then smiled. + +“Of course you can... Well, I’d better get going if I’ve +got a broom to buy too. I’ll see you all later... Little +Ronnie, a prefect! And don’t forget to pack your +trunks... A prefect ... Oh, I’m all of a dither!” + +She gave Ron yet another kiss on the cheek, sniffed +loudly, and bustled from the room. + +Fred and George exchanged looks. + + + +Page | 211Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You don’t mind if we don’t kiss you, do you, Ron?” +said Fred in a falsely anxious voice. + +“We could curtsy, if you like,” said George. + +“Oh, shut up,” said Ron, scowling at them. + +“Or what?” said Fred, an evil grin spreading across +his face. “Going to put us in detention?” + +“I’d love to see him try,” sniggered George. + +“He could if you don’t watch out!” said Hermione +angrily, at which Fred and George burst out laughing +and Ron muttered, “Drop it, Hermione.” + +“We’re going to have to watch our step, George,” said +Fred, pretending to tremble, “with these two on our +case...” + +“Yeah, it looks like our law-breaking days are finally +over,” said George, shaking his head. + +And with another loud crack, the twins Disapparated. + +“Those two!” said Hermione furiously, staring up at +the ceiling, through which they could now hear Fred +and George roaring with laughter in the room +upstairs. “Don’t pay any attention to them, Ron, +they’re only jealous!” + +“I don’t think they are,” said Ron doubtfully, also +looking up at the ceiling. “They’ve always said only +prats become prefects... Still,” he added on a happier +note, “they’ve never had new brooms! I wish I could go +with Mum and choose... She’ll never be able to afford +a Nimbus, but there’s the new Cleansweep out, that’d +be great... Yeah, I think I’ll go and tell her I like the +Cleansweep, just so she knows...” + +Page | 212Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He dashed from the room, leaving Harry and +Hermione alone. + +For some reason, Harry found that he did not want to +look at Hermione. He turned to his bed, picked up the +pile of clean robes Mrs. Weasley had laid upon it, and +crossed the room to his trunk. + +“Harry?” said Hermione tentatively. + +“Well done,” said Harry, so heartily it did not sound +like his voice at all, and still not looking at her. +“Brilliant. Prefect. Great.” + +“Thanks,” said Hermione. “Erm — Harry — could I +borrow Hedwig so I can tell Mum and Dad? They’ll be +really pleased — I mean, prefect is something they +can understand — ” + +“Yeah, no problem,” said Harry, still in the horrible +hearty voice that did not belong to him. “Take her!” + +He leaned over his trunk, laid the robes on the +bottom of it, and pretended to be rummaging for +something while Hermione crossed to the wardrobe +and called Hedwig down. A few moments passed; +Harry heard the door close but remained bent double, +listening; the only sounds he could hear were the +blank picture on the wall sniggering again and the +wastepaper basket in the corner coughing up the owl +droppings. + +He straightened up and looked behind him. Hermione +and Hedwig had gone. Harry returned slowly to his +bed and sank onto it, gazing unseeingly at the foot of +the wardrobe. + +He had forgotten completely about prefects being +chosen in the fifth year. He had been too anxious + +Page | 213Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +about the possibility of being expelled to spare a +thought for the fact that badges must be winging their +way toward certain people. But if he had remembered +... if he had thought about it . . . what would he have +expected? + +Not this, said a small and truthful voice inside his +head. + +Harry screwed up his face and buried it in his hands. +He could not lie to himself; if he had known the +prefect badge was on its way, he would have expected +it to come to him, not Ron. Did this make him as +arrogant as Draco Malfoy? Did he think himself +superior to everyone else? Did he really believe he was +better than Ron? + +No, said the small voice defiantly. + +Was that true? Harry wondered, anxiously probing +his own feelings. + +I’m better at Quidditch, said the voice. But I’m not +better at anything else. + +That was definitely true, Harry thought; he was no +better than Ron in lessons. But what about outside +lessons? What about those adventures he, Ron, and +Hermione had had together since they had started at +Hogwarts, often risking much worse than expulsion? + +Well, Ron and Hermione were with me most of the +time, said the voice in Harry’s head. + +Not all the time, though, Harry argued with himself. +They didn’t fight Quirrell with me. They didn’t take on +Riddle and the basilisk. They didn’t get rid of all those +dementors the night Sirius escaped. They weren’t in +that graveyard with me, the night Voldemort returned... +Page | 214Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And the same feeling of ill usage that had +overwhelmed him on the night he had arrived rose +again. I’ve definitely done more, Harry thought +indignantly. I’ve done more than either of them\ + +But maybe, said the small voice fairly, maybe +Dumbledore doesn’t choose prefects because they’ve +got themselves into a load of dangerous situations... +Maybe he chooses them for other reasons... Ron must +have something you don’t... + +Harry opened his eyes and stared through his fingers +at the wardrobe’s clawed feet, remembering what Fred +had said. + +“No one in their right mind would make Ron a +prefect...” + +Harry gave a small snort of laughter. A second later +he felt sickened with himself. + +Ron had not asked Dumbledore to give him the +prefect badge. This was not Ron’s fault. Was he, + +Harry, Ron’s best friend in the world, going to sulk +because he didn’t have a badge, laugh with the twins +behind Ron’s back, ruin this for Ron when, for the +first time, he had beaten Harry at something? + +At this point Harry heard Ron’s footsteps on the stairs +again. He stood up, straightened his glasses, and +hitched a grin onto his face as Ron bounded back +through the door. + +“Just caught her!” he said happily. “She says she’ll +get the Cleansweep if she can.” + +“Cool,” Harry said, and he was relieved to hear that +his voice had stopped sounding hearty. “Listen — Ron +— well done, mate.” + +Page | 215Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The smile faded off Ron’s face. + + + +“I never thought it would be me!” he said, shaking his +head, “I thought it would be you!” + +“Nah, I’ve caused too much trouble,” Harry said, +echoing Fred. + +“Yeah,” said Ron, “yeah, I suppose... Well, we’d better +get our trunks packed, hadn’t we?” + +It was odd how widely their possessions seemed to +have scattered themselves since they had arrived. It +took them most of the afternoon to retrieve their +books and belongings from all over the house and +stow them back inside their school trunks. Harry +noticed that Ron kept moving his prefect’s badge +around, first placing it on his bedside table, then +putting it into his jeans pocket, then taking it out and +laying it on his folded robes, as though to see the +effect of the red on the black. Only when Fred and +George dropped in and offered to attach it to his +forehead with a Permanent Sticking Charm did he +wrap it tenderly in his maroon socks and lock it in his +trunk. + +Mrs. Weasley returned from Diagon Alley around six +o’clock, laden with books and carrying a long package +wrapped in thick brown paper that Ron took from her +with a moan of longing. + +“Never mind unwrapping it now, people are arriving +for dinner, I want you all downstairs,” she said, but +the moment she was out of sight Ron ripped off the +paper in a frenzy and examined every inch of his new +broom, an ecstatic expression on his face. + +Down in the basement Mrs. Weasley had hung a +scarlet banner over the heavily laden dinner table, + +Page | 216Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +which read CONGRATULATIONS RON AND +HERMIONE — NEW PREFECTS. She looked in a +better mood than Harry had seen her all holiday. + +“I thought we’d have a little party, not a sit-down +dinner,” she told Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, +and Ginny as they entered the room. “Your father and +Bill are on their way, Ron, I’ve sent them both owls +and they’re thrilled,” she added, beaming. + +Fred rolled his eyes. + +Sirius, Lupin, Tonks, and Kingsley Shacklebolt were +already there and Mad-Eye Moody stumped in shortly +after Harry had got himself a butterbeer. + +“Oh, Alastor, I am glad you’re here,” said Mrs. + +Weasley brightly, as Mad-Eye shrugged off his +traveling cloak. “We’ve been wanting to ask you for +ages — could you have a look in the writing desk in +the drawing room and tell us what’s inside it? We +haven’t wanted to open it just in case it’s something +really nasty.” + +“No problem, Molly ...” + +Moody’s electric-blue eye swiveled upward and stared +fixedly through the ceiling of the kitchen. + +“Drawing room ...” he growled, as the pupil +contracted. “Desk in the corner? Yeah, I see it... Yeah, +it’s a boggart... Want me to go up and get rid of it, +Molly?” + +“No, no, I’ll do it myself later,” beamed Mrs. Weasley. +“You have your drink. We’re having a little bit of a +celebration, actually...” She gestured at the scarlet +banner. “Fourth prefect in the family!” she said +fondly, ruffling Ron’s hair. + +Page | 217Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Prefect, eh?” growled Moody, his normal eye on Ron +and his magical eye swiveling around to gaze into the +side of his head. Harry had the very uncomfortable +feeling it was looking at him and moved away toward +Sirius and Lupin. + +“Well, congratulations,” said Moody, still glaring at +Ron with his normal eye, “authority figures always +attract trouble, but I suppose Dumbledore thinks you +can withstand most major jinxes or he wouldn’t have +appointed you...” + +Ron looked rather startled at this view of the matter +but was saved the trouble of responding by the arrival +of his father and eldest brother. Mrs. Weasley was in +such a good mood she did not even complain that +they had brought Mundungus with them too; he was +wearing a long overcoat that seemed oddly lumpy in +unlikely places and declined the offer to remove it and +put it with Moody’s traveling cloak. + +“Well, I think a toast is in order,” said Mr. Weasley, +when everyone had a drink. He raised his goblet. “To +Ron and Hermione, the new Gryffindor prefects!” + +Ron and Hermione beamed as everyone drank to +them and then applauded. + +“I was never a prefect myself,” said Tonks brightly +from behind Harry as everybody moved toward the +table to help themselves to food. Her hair was tomato- +red and waist length today; she looked like Ginny’s +older sister. “My Head of House said I lacked certain +necessary qualities.” + +“Like what?” said Ginny, who was choosing a baked +potato. + +“Like the ability to behave myself,” said Tonks. + +Page | 218Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ginny laughed; Hermione looked as though she did +not know whether to smile or not and compromised +by taking an extra large gulp of butterbeer and +choking on it. + +“What about you, Sirius?” Ginny asked, thumping +Hermione on the back. + +Sirius, who was right beside Harry, let out his usual +barklike laugh. + +“No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too +much time in detention with James. Lupin was the +good boy, he got the badge.” + +“I think Dumbledore might have hoped that I would +be able to exercise some control over my best friends,” +said Lupin. “I need scarcely say that I failed dismally.” + +Harry’s mood suddenly lifted. His father had not been +a prefect either. All at once the party seemed much +more enjoyable; he loaded up his plate, feeling +unusually fond of everyone in the room. + +Ron was rhapsodizing about his new broom to +anybody who would listen. + +"... naught to seventy in ten seconds, not bad, is it? +When you think the Comet Two Ninety’s only naught +to sixty and that’s with a decent tailwind according to +Which Broomstick?” + +Hermione was talking very earnestly to Lupin about +her view of elf rights. + +“I mean, it’s the same kind of nonsense as werewolf +segregation, isn’t it? It all stems from this horrible +thing wizards have of thinking they’re superior to +other creatures...” + +Page | 219Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mrs. Weasley and Bill were having their usual +argument about Bill’s hair. + +"... getting really out of hand, and you’re so good- +looking, it would look much better shorter, wouldn’t +it, Harry?” + +“Oh — I dunno — ” said Harry, slightly alarmed at +being asked his opinion; he slid away from them in +the direction of Fred and George, who were huddled +in a corner with Mundungus. + +Mundungus stopped talking when he saw Harry, but +Fred winked and beckoned Harry closer. + +“It’s okay,” he told Mundungus, “we can trust Harry, +he’s our financial backer.” + +“Look what Dung’s gotten us,” said George, holding +out his hand to Harry. It was full of what looked like +shriveled black pods. A faint rattling noise was +coming from them, even though they were completely +stationary. + +“Venomous Tentacula seeds,” said George. “We need +them for the Skiving Snackboxes but they’re a Class +C Non-Tradeable Substance so we’ve been having a +bit of trouble getting hold of them.” + +“Ten Galleons the lot, then, Dung?” said Fred. + +“Wiv all the trouble I went to to get ’em?” said +Mundungus, his saggy, bloodshot eyes stretching +even wider. “I’m sorry, lads, but I’m not taking a Knut +under twenty.” + +“Dung likes his little joke,” Fred said to Harry. + + + +Page | 220Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, his best one so far has been six Sickles for a +bag of knarl quills,” said George. + +“Be careful,” Harry warned them quietly. + +“What?” said Fred. “Mum’s busy cooing over Prefect +Ron, we’re okay.” + +“But Moody could have his eye on you,” Harry pointed +out. + +Mundungus looked nervously over his shoulder. + +“Good point, that,” he grunted. “All right, lads, ten it +is, if you’ll take ’em quick.” + +“Cheers, Harry!” said Fred delightedly, when +Mundungus had emptied his pockets into the twins’ +outstretched hands and scuttled off toward the food. +“We’d better get these upstairs...” + +Harry watched them go, feeling slightly uneasy. It had +just occurred to him that Mr. and Mrs. Weasley would +want to know how Fred and George were financing +their joke shop business when, as was inevitable, +they finally found out about it. Giving the twins his +Tri-wizard winnings had seemed a simple thing to do +at the time, but what if it led to another family row +and a Percy-like estrangement? Would Mrs. Weasley +still feel that Harry was as good as her son if she +found out he had made it possible for Fred and +George to start a career she thought quite +unsuitable? + +Standing where the twins had left him with nothing +but a guilty weight in the pit of his stomach for +company, Harry caught the sound of his own name. +Kingsley Shacklebolt’s deep voice was audible even +over the surrounding chatter. + +Page | 221Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... why Dumbledore didn’t make Potter a prefect?” +said Kingsley. + +“He’ll have had his reasons,” replied Lupin. + +“But it would’ve shown confidence in him. It’s what +I’d’ve done,” persisted Kingsley, “ ’specially with the +Daily Prophet having a go at him every few days...” + +Harry did not look around; he did not want Lupin or +Kingsley to know he had heard. He followed +Mundungus back toward the table, though not +remotely hungry. His pleasure in the party had +evaporated as quickly as it had come; he wished he +were upstairs in bed. + +Mad-Eye Moody was sniffing at a chicken leg with +what remained of his nose; evidently he could not +detect any trace of poison, because he then tore a +strip off it with his teeth. + +"... the handle’s made of Spanish oak with anti-jinx +varnish and in-built vibration control — ” Ron was +saying to Tonks. + +Mrs. Weasley yawned widely. + +“Well, I think I’ll sort out that boggart before I turn +in... Arthur, I don’t want this lot up too late, all right? +’Night, Harry, dear.” + +She left the kitchen. Harry set down his plate and +wondered whether he could follow her without +attracting attention. + +“You all right, Potter?” grunted Moody. + +“Yeah, fine,” lied Harry. + + + +Page | 222Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Moody took a swig from his hip flask, his electric blue +eye staring sideways at Harry. + +“Come here, I’ve got something that might interest +you,” he said. + +From an inner pocket of his robes Moody pulled a +very tattered old Wizarding photograph. + +“Original Order of the Phoenix,” growled Moody. +“Found it last night when I was looking for my spare +Invisibility Cloak, seeing as Podmore hasn’t had the +manners to return my best one... Thought people +might like to see it.” + +Harry took the photograph. A small crowd of people, +some waving at him, others lifting their glasses, +looked back up at him. + +“There’s me,” said Moody unnecessarily, pointing at +himself. The Moody in the picture was unmistakable, +though his hair was slightly less gray and his nose +was intact. “And there’s Dumbledore beside me, +Dedalus Diggle on the other side ... That’s Marlene +McKinnon, she was killed two weeks after this was +taken, they got her whole family. That’s Frank and +Alice Longbottom — ” + +Harry’s stomach, already uncomfortable, clenched as +he looked at Alice Longbottom; he knew her round, +friendly face very well, even though he had never met +her, because she was the image of her son, Neville. + +“Poor devils,” growled Moody. “Better dead than what +happened to them ... and that’s Emmeline Vance, +you’ve met her, and that there’s Lupin, obviously ... +Benjy Fenwick, he copped it too, we only ever found +bits of him ... shift aside there,” he added, poking the +picture, and the little photographic people edged +Page | 223Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sideways, so that those who were partially obscured +could move to the front. + + + +“That’s Edgar Bones ... brother of Amelia Bones, they +got him and his family too, he was a great wizard ... +Sturgis Podmore, blimey, he looks young ... Caradoc +Dearborn, vanished six months after this, we never +found his body ... Hagrid, of course, looks exactly the +same as ever ... Elphias Doge, you’ve met him, I’d +forgotten he used to wear that stupid hat . . . Gideon +Prewett, it took five Death Eaters to kill him and his +brother Fabian, they fought like heroes ... budge +along, budge along ...” + +The little people in the photograph jostled among +themselves, and those hidden right at the back +appeared at the forefront of the picture. + +“That’s Dumbledore’s brother, Aberforth, only time I +ever met him, strange bloke ... That’s Dorcas +Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally ... Sirius, +when he still had short hair ... and ... there you go, +thought that would interest you!” + +Harry’s heart turned over. His mother and father were +beaming up at him, sitting on either side of a small, +watery-eyed man Harry recognized at once as +Wormtail: He was the one who had betrayed their +whereabouts to Voldemort and so helped bring about +their deaths. + +“Eh?” said Moody. + +Harry looked up into Moody’s heavily scarred and +pitted face. Evidently Moody was under the +impression he had just given Harry a bit of a treat. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, attempting to grin again. “Er ... +listen, I’ve just remembered, I haven’t packed my ...” + +Page | 224Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He was spared the trouble of inventing an object he +had not packed; Sirius had just said, “What’s that +you’ve got there, Mad-Eye?” and Moody had turned +toward him. Harry crossed the kitchen, slipped +through the door and up the stairs before anyone +could call him back. + +He did not know why he had received such a shock; +he had seen his parents’ pictures before, after all, and +he had met Wormtail ... but to have them sprung on +him like that, when he was least expecting it ... No +one would like that, he thought angrily. . . + +And then, to see them surrounded by all those other +happy faces ... Benjy Fenwick, who had been found in +bits, and Gideon Prewett, who had died like a hero, +and the Longbottoms, who had been tortured into +madness ... all waving happily out of the photograph +forevermore, not knowing that they were doomed... +Well, Moody might find that interesting ... he, Harry, +found it disturbing... + +Harry tiptoed up the stairs in the hall past the stuffed +elf heads, glad to be on his own again, but as he +approached the first landing he heard noises. +Someone was sobbing in the drawing room. + +“Hello?” Harry said. + +There was no answer but the sobbing continued. He +climbed the remaining stairs two at a time, walked +across the landing, and opened the drawing-room +door. + +Someone was cowering against the dark wall, her +wand in her hand, her whole body shaking with sobs. +Sprawled on the dusty old carpet in a patch of +moonlight, clearly dead, was Ron. + + + +Page | 225Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +All the air seemed to vanish from Harry’s lungs; he +felt as though he were falling through the floor; his +brain turned icy cold — Ron dead, no, it couldn’t be + + + +But wait a moment, it couldn’t be — Ron was +downstairs — + +“Mrs. Weasley?” Harry croaked. + +“ R-r-riddikulus\” Mrs. Weasley sobbed, pointing her +shaking wand at Ron’s body. + +Crack. + +Ron’s body turned into Bill’s, spread-eagled on his +back, his eyes wide open and empty. Mrs. Weasley +sobbed harder than ever. + +“ R-riddikulus\” she sobbed again. + +Crack. + +Mr. Weasley’s body replaced Bill’s, his glasses askew, +a trickle of blood running down his face. + +“No!” Mrs. Weasley moaned. “No ... riddikulus\ +Riddikulusl RIDDIKULUSl” + +Crack. Dead twins. Crack. Dead Percy. Crack. Dead +Harry ... + +“Mrs. Weasley, just get out of here!” shouted Harry, +staring down at his own dead body on the floor. “Let +someone else — ” + +“What’s going on?” + + + +Page | 226Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lupin had come running into the room, closely +followed by Sirius, with Moody stumping along behind +them. Lupin looked from Mrs. Weasley to the dead +Harry on the floor and seemed to understand in an +instant. Pulling out his own wand he said, very firmly +and clearly, “ RiddikulusV’ + +Harry’s body vanished. A silvery orb hung in the air +over the spot where it had lain. Lupin waved his wand +once more and the orb vanished in a puff of smoke. + +“Oh — oh — oh!” gulped Mrs. Weasley, and she broke +into a storm of crying, her face in her hands. + +“Molly,” said Lupin bleakly, walking over to her, + +“Molly, don’t ...” + +Next second she was sobbing her heart out on Lupin’s +shoulder. + +“Molly, it was just a boggart,” he said soothingly, +patting her on the head. “Just a stupid boggart ...” + +“I see them d-d-dead all the time!” Mrs. Weasley +moaned into his shoulder. “All the t-t-time! I d-d- +dream about it ...” + +Sirius was staring at the patch of carpet where the +boggart, pretending to be Harry’s body, had lain. +Moody was looking at Harry, who avoided his gaze. He +had a funny feeling Moody’s magical eye had followed +him all the way out of the kitchen. + +“D-d-don’t tell Arthur,” Mrs. Weasley was gulping +now, mopping her eyes frantically with her cuffs. “I d- +d-don’t want him to know... Being silly ...” + +Lupin handed her a handkerchief and she blew her +nose. + +Page | 227Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, I’m so sorry, what must you think of me?” she +said shakily. “Not even able to get rid of a boggart ...” + +“Don’t be stupid,” said Harry, trying to smile. + +“I’m just s-s-so worried,” she said, tears spilling out of +her eyes again. “Half the f-f-family’s in the Order, it’ll +b-b-be a miracle if we all come through this... and P- +P-Percy’s not talking to us... What if something d-d- +dreadful happens and we had never m-m-made up? +And what’s going to happen if Arthur and I get killed, +who’s g-g-going to look after Ron and Ginny?” + +“Molly, that’s enough,” said Lupin firmly. “This isn’t +like last time. The Order is better prepared, we’ve got +a head start, we know what Voldemort’s up to — ” + +Mrs. Weasley gave a little squeak of fright at the +sound of the name. + +“Oh, Molly, come on, it’s about time you got used to +hearing it — look, I can’t promise no one’s going to get +hurt, nobody can promise that, but we’re much better +off than we were last time, you weren’t in the Order +then, you don’t understand, last time we were +outnumbered twenty to one by the Death Eaters and +they were picking us off one by one...” + +Harry thought of the photograph again, of his parents’ +beaming faces. He knew Moody was still watching +him. + +“Don’t worry about Percy,” said Sirius abruptly. “He’ll +come round. It’s a matter of time before Voldemort +moves into the open; once he does, the whole +Ministry’s going to be begging us to forgive them. And +I’m not sure I’ll be accepting their apology,” he added +bitterly. + + + +Page | 228Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And as for who’s going to look after Ron and Ginny if +you and Arthur died,” said Lupin, smiling slightly, +“what do you think we’d do, let them starve?” + +Mrs. Weasley smiled tremulously. + +“Being silly,” she muttered again, mopping her eyes. + +But Harry, closing his bedroom door behind him +some ten minutes later, could not think Mrs. Weasley +silly. He could still see his parents beaming up at him +from the tattered old photograph, unaware that their +lives, like so many of those around them, were +drawing to a close. The image of the boggart posing as +the corpse of each member of Mrs. Weasley’s family in +turn kept flashing before his eyes. + +Without warning, the scar on his forehead seared +with pain again and his stomach churned horribly. + +“Cut it out,” he said firmly, rubbing the scar as the +pain receded again. + +“First sign of madness, talking to your own head,” +said a sly voice from the empty picture on the wall. + +Harry ignored it. He felt older than he had ever felt in +his life, and it seemed extraordinary to him that +barely an hour ago he had been worried about a joke +shop and who had gotten a prefect’s badge. + + + +Page | 229Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +LUNA LOVEGOOD + +Harry had a troubled night’s sleep. His parents wove +in and out of his dreams, never speaking; Mrs. +Weasley sobbed over Kreacher’s dead body watched +by Ron and Hermione, who were wearing crowns, and +yet again Harry found himself walking down a +corridor ending in a locked door. He awoke abruptly +with his scar prickling to find Ron already dressed +and talking to him. + +"... better hurry up, Mum’s going ballistic, she says +we’re going to miss the train...” + +There was a lot of commotion in the house. From +what he heard as he dressed at top speed, Harry +gathered that Fred and George had bewitched their +trunks to fly downstairs to save the bother of carrying +them, with the result that they had hurtled straight +into Ginny and knocked her down two flights of stairs +into the hall; Mrs. Black and Mrs. Weasley were both +screaming at the top of their voices. + + + +Page | 230Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +COULD HAVE DONE HER A SERIOUS INJURY, +YOU IDIOTS — ” + +FILTHY HALF-BREEDS, BESMIRCHING THE +HOUSE OF MY FATHERS — ” + +Hermione came hurrying into the room looking +flustered just as Harry was putting on his trainers; +Hedwig was swaying on her shoulder, and she was +carrying a squirming Crookshanks in her arms. + +“Mum and Dad just sent Hedwig back” — the owl +fluttered obligingly over and perched on top of her +cage — “are you ready yet?” + +“Nearly — Ginny all right?” Harry asked, shoving on +his glasses. + +“Mrs. Weasley’s patched her up,” said Hermione. “But +now Mad-Eye’s complaining that we can’t leave unless +Sturgis Podmore’s here, otherwise the guard will be +one short.” + +“Guard?” said Harry. “We have to go to King’s Cross +with a guard?” + +“ You have to go to King’s Cross with a guard,” +Hermione corrected him. + +“Why?” said Harry irritably. “I thought Voldemort was +supposed to be lying low, or are you telling me he’s +going to jump out from behind a dustbin to try and do +me in?” + +“I don’t know, it’s just what Mad-Eye says,” said +Hermione distractedly, looking at her watch. “But if +we don’t leave soon we’re definitely going to miss the +train...” + + + +Page | 231Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“WILL YOU LOT GET DOWN HERE NOW, PLEASE!” +Mrs. Weasley bellowed and Hermione jumped as +though scalded and hurried out of the room. Harry +seized Hedwig, stuffed her unceremoniously into her +cage, and set off downstairs after Hermione, dragging +his trunk. + +Mrs. Black’s portrait was howling with rage but +nobody was bothering to close the curtains over her; +all the noise in the hall was bound to rouse her again +anyway. + +“Harry, you’re to come with me and Tonks,” shouted +Mrs. Weasley over the repeated screeches of +“MUDBLOODSl SCUM CREATURES OF DIRV.” “Leave +your trunk and your owl, Alastor’s going to deal with +the luggage... Oh, for heaven’s sake, Sirius, +Dumbledore said no!” + +A bearlike black dog had appeared at Harry’s side as +Harry clambered over the various trunks cluttering +the hall to get to Mrs. Weasley. + +“Oh honestly ...” said Mrs. Weasley despairingly, +“well, on your own head be it!” + +She wrenched open the front door and stepped out +into the weak September sunlight. Harry and the dog +followed her. The door slammed behind them and +Mrs. Black’s screeches were cut off instantly. + +“Where’s Tonks?” Harry said, looking around as they +went down the stone steps of number twelve, which +vanished the moment they reached the pavement. + +“She’s waiting for us just up here,” said Mrs. Weasley +stiffly, averting her eyes from the lolloping black dog +beside Harry. + + + +Page | 232Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +An old woman greeted them on the corner. She had +tightly curled gray hair and wore a purple hat shaped +like a porkpie. + +“Wotcher, Harry,” she said, winking. “Better hurry up, +hadn’t we, Molly?” she added, checking her watch. + +“I know, I know,” moaned Mrs. Weasley, lengthening +her stride, “but Mad-Eye wanted to wait for Sturgis... +If only Arthur could have got us cars from the +Ministry again ... but Fudge wouldn’t let him borrow +so much as an empty ink bottle these days... How +Muggles can stand traveling without magic ...” + +But the great black dog gave a joyful bark and +gamboled around them, snapping at pigeons, and +chasing its own tail. Harry couldn’t help laughing. +Sirius had been trapped inside for a very long time. +Mrs. Weasley pursed her lips in an almost Aunt +Petunia-ish way. + +It took them twenty minutes to reach King’s Cross by +foot and nothing more eventful happened during that +time than Sirius scaring a couple of cats for Harry’s +entertainment. Once inside the station they lingered +casually beside the barrier between platforms nine +and ten until the coast was clear, then each of them +leaned against it in turn and fell easily through onto +platform nine and three quarters, where the Hogwarts +Express stood belching sooty steam over a platform +packed with departing students and their families. +Harry inhaled the familiar smell and felt his spirits +soar. . . He was really going back. . . + +“I hope the others make it in time,” said Mrs. Weasley +anxiously, staring behind her at the wrought-iron +arch spanning the platform, through which new +arrivals would come. + + + +Page | 233Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nice dog, Harry!” called a tall boy with dreadlocks. + +“Thanks, Lee,” said Harry, grinning, as Sirius wagged +his tail frantically. + +“Oh good,” said Mrs. Weasley, sounding relieved, +“here’s Alas tor with the luggage, look ...” + +A porter’s cap pulled low over his mismatched eyes, +Moody came limping through the archway pushing a +cart full of their trunks. + +“All okay,” he muttered to Mrs. Weasley and Tonks. +“Don’t think we were followed...” + +Seconds later, Mr. Weasley emerged onto the platform +with Ron and Hermione. They had almost unloaded +Moody’s luggage cart when Fred, George, and Ginny +turned up with Lupin. + +“No trouble?” growled Moody. + +“Nothing,” said Lupin. + +“I’ll still be reporting Sturgis to Dumbledore,” said +Moody. “That’s the second time he’s not turned up in +a week. Getting as unreliable as Mundungus.” + +“Well, look after yourselves,” said Lupin, shaking +hands all round. He reached Harry last and gave him +a clap on the shoulder. “You too, Harry. Be careful.” + +“Yeah, keep your head down and your eyes peeled,” +said Moody, shaking Harry’s hand too. “And don’t +forget, all of you — careful what you put in writing. If +in doubt, don’t put it in a letter at all.” + + + +Page | 234Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s been great meeting all of you,” said Tonks, +hugging Hermione and Ginny. “We’ll see you soon, I +expect.” + +A warning whistle sounded; the students still on the +platform started hurrying onto the train. + +“Quick, quick,” said Mrs. Weasley distractedly, +hugging them at random and catching Harry twice. +“Write... Be good... If you’ve forgotten anything we’ll +send it on... Onto the train, now, hurry...” + +For one brief moment, the great black dog reared onto +its hind legs and placed its front paws on Harry’s +shoulders, but Mrs. Weasley shoved Harry away +toward the train door hissing, “For heaven’s sake act +more like a dog, Sirius!” + +“See you!” Harry called out of the open window as the +train began to move, while Ron, Hermione, and Ginny +waved beside him. The figures of Tonks, Lupin, + +Moody, and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley shrank rapidly but +the black dog was bounding alongside the window, +wagging its tail; blurred people on the platform were +laughing to see it chasing the train, and then they +turned the corner, and Sirius was gone. + +“He shouldn’t have come with us,” said Hermione in a +worried voice. + +“Oh lighten up,” said Ron, “he hasn’t seen daylight for +months, poor bloke.” + +“Well,” said Fred, clapping his hands together, “can’t +stand around chatting all day, we’ve got business to +discuss with Lee. See you later,” and he and George +disappeared down the corridor to the right. + + + +Page | 235Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The train was gathering still more speed, so that the +houses outside the window flashed past and they +swayed where they stood. + +“Shall we go and find a compartment, then?” Harry +asked Ron and Hermione. + +Ron and Hermione exchanged looks. + +“Er,” said Ron. + +“We’re — well — Ron and I are supposed to go into +the prefect carriage,” Hermione said awkwardly. + +Ron wasn’t looking at Harry; he seemed to have +become intensely interested in the fingernails on his +left hand. + +“Oh,” said Harry. “Right. Fine.” + +“I don’t think we’ll have to stay there all journey,” said +Hermione quickly. “Our letters said we just get +instructions from the Head Boy and Girl and then +patrol the corridors from time to time.” + +“Fine,” said Harry again. “Well, I-I might see you later, +then.” + +“Yeah, definitely,” said Ron, casting a shifty, anxious +look at Harry. “It’s a pain having to go down there, I’d +rather — but we have to — I mean, I’m not enjoying +it, I’m not Percy,” he finished defiantly. + +“I know you’re not,” said Harry and he grinned. But +as Hermione and Ron dragged their trunks, +Crookshanks, and a caged Pigwidgeon off toward the +engine end of the train, Harry felt an odd sense of +loss. He had never traveled on the Hogwarts Express +without Ron. + +Page | 236Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on,” Ginny told him, “if we get a move on we’ll +be able to save them places.” + +“Right,” said Harry, picking up Hedwig’s cage in one +hand and the handle of his trunk in the other. They +struggled off down the corridor, peering through the +glass-paneled doors into the compartments they +passed, which were already full. Harry could not help +noticing that a lot of people stared back at him with +great interest and that several of them nudged their +neighbors and pointed him out. After he had met this +behavior in five consecutive carriages he remembered +that the Daily Prophet had been telling its readers all +summer what a lying show-off he was. He wondered +bleakly whether the people now staring and +whispering believed the stories. + +In the very last carriage they met Neville Longbottom, +Harry’s fellow fifth-year Gryffindor, his round face +shining with the effort of pulling his trunk along and +maintaining a one-handed grip on his struggling toad, +Trevor. + +“Hi, Harry,” he panted. “Hi, Ginny... Everywhere ’s +full... I can’t find a seat...” + +“What are you talking about?” said Ginny, who had +squeezed past Neville to peer into the compartment +behind him. “There’s room in this one, there’s only +Loony Lovegood in here — ” + +Neville mumbled something about not wanting to +disturb anyone. + +“Don’t be silly,” said Ginny, laughing, “she’s all right.” + +She slid the door open and pulled her trunk inside it. +Harry and Neville followed. + + + +Page | 237Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hi, Luna,” said Ginny. “Is it okay if we take these +seats?” + +The girl beside the window looked up. She had +straggly, waist-length, dirty-blond hair, very pale +eyebrows, and protuberant eyes that gave her a +permanently surprised look. Harry knew at once why +Neville had chosen to pass this compartment by. The +girl gave off an aura of distinct dottiness. Perhaps it +was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her +left ear for safekeeping, or that she had chosen to +wear a necklace of butterbeer caps, or that she was +reading a magazine upside down. Her eyes ranged +over Neville and came to rest on Harry. She nodded. + +“Thanks,” said Ginny, smiling at her. + +Harry and Neville stowed the three trunks and +Hedwig’s cage in the luggage rack and sat down. The +girl called Luna watched them over her upside-down +magazine, which was called The Quibbler. She did not +seem to need to blink as much as normal humans. + +She stared and stared at Harry, who had taken the +seat opposite her and now wished he had not. + +“Had a good summer, Luna?” Ginny asked. + +“Yes,” said Luna dreamily, without taking her eyes off +Harry. “Yes, it was quite enjoyable, you know. You’re +Harry Potter,” she added. + +“I know I am,” said Harry. + +Neville chuckled. Luna turned her pale eyes upon him +instead. + +“And I don’t know who you are.” + +“I’m nobody,” said Neville hurriedly. + +Page | 238Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No you’re not,” said Ginny sharply. “Neville +Longbottom — Luna Lovegood. Luna’s in my year, but +in Ravenclaw.” + +“ Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure,” said +Luna in a singsong voice. + +She raised her upside-down magazine high enough to +hide her face and fell silent. Harry and Neville looked +at each other with their eyebrows raised. Ginny +suppressed a giggle. + +The train rattled onward, speeding them out into +open country. It was an odd, unsettled sort of day; +one moment the carriage was full of sunlight and the +next they were passing beneath ominously gray +clouds. + +“Guess what I got for my birthday?” said Neville. + +“Another Remembrall?” said Harry, remembering the +marblelike device Neville’s grandmother had sent him +in an effort to improve his abysmal memory. + +“No,” said Neville, “I could do with one, though, I lost +the old one ages ago... No, look at this...” + +He dug the hand that was not keeping a firm grip on +Trevor into his schoolbag and after a little bit of +rummaging pulled out what appeared to be a small +gray cactus in a pot, except that it was covered with +what looked like boils rather than spines. + +“Mimbulus mimbletonia,” he said proudly. + +Harry stared at the thing. It was pulsating slightly, +giving it the rather sinister look of some diseased +internal organ. + + + +Page | 239Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s really, really rare,” said Neville, beaming. “I don’t +know if there’s one in the greenhouse at Hogwarts, +even. I can’t wait to show it to Professor Sprout. My +great-uncle Algie got it for me in Assyria. I’m going to +see if I can breed from it.” + +Harry knew that Neville’s favorite subject was +Herbology, but for the life of him he could not see +what he would want with this stunted little plant. + +“Does it — er — do anything?” he asked. + +“Loads of stuff!” said Neville proudly. “It’s got an +amazing defensive mechanism — hold Trevor for +me...” + +He dumped the toad into Harry’s lap and took a quill +from his schoolbag. Luna Lovegood’s popping eyes +appeared over the top of her upside-down magazine +again, watching what Neville was doing. Neville held +the Mimbulus mimbletonia up to his eyes, his tongue +between his teeth, chose his spot, and gave the plant +a sharp prod with the tip of his quill. + +Liquid squirted from every boil on the plant, thick, +stinking, dark-green jets of it; they hit the ceiling, the +windows, and spattered Luna Lovegood’s magazine. +Ginny, who had flung her arms up in front of her face +just in time, merely looked as though she was +wearing a slimy green hat, but Harry, whose hands +had been busy preventing the escape of Trevor, +received a face full. It smelled like rancid manure. + +Neville, whose face and torso were also drenched, +shook his head to get the worst out of his eyes. + +“S-sorry,” he gasped. “I haven’t tried that before... +Didn’t realize it would be quite so ... Don’t worry, + + + +Page | 240Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +though, Stinksap’s not poisonous,” he added +nervously, as Harry spat a mouthful onto the floor. + + + +At that precise moment the door of their compartment +slid open. + +“Oh ... hello, Harry,” said a nervous voice. “Um ... bad +time?” + +Harry wiped the lenses of his glasses with his Trevor- +free hand. A very pretty girl with long, shiny black +hair was standing in the doorway smiling at him: Cho +Chang, the Seeker on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team. + +“Oh ... hi,” said Harry blankly. + +“Um ...” said Cho. “Well ... just thought I’d say hello +... ’bye then.” + +She closed the door again, rather pink in the face, +and departed. Harry slumped back in his seat and +groaned. He would have liked Cho to discover him +sitting with a group of very cool people laughing their +heads off at a joke he had just told; he would not +have chosen to be sitting with Neville and Loony +Lovegood, clutching a toad and dripping in Stinksap. + +“Never mind,” said Ginny bracingly. “Look, we can get +rid of all this easily.” She pulled out her wand. + +“ Scour gif yY’ + +The Stinksap vanished. + +“Sorry,” said Neville again, in a small voice. + +Ron and Hermione did not turn up for nearly an +hour, by which time the food trolley had already gone +by. Harry, Ginny, and Neville had finished their +Pumpkin Pasties and were busy swapping Chocolate + +Page | 241Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Frog cards when the compartment door slid open and +they walked in, accompanied by Crookshanks and a +shrilly hooting Pigwidgeon in his cage. + +“I’m starving,” said Ron, stowing Pigwidgeon next to +Hedwig, grabbing a Chocolate Frog from Harry and +throwing himself into the seat next to him. He ripped +open the wrapper, bit off the Frog’s head, and leaned +back with his eyes closed as though he had had a +very exhausting morning. + +“Well, there are two fifth-year prefects from each +House,” said Hermione, looking thoroughly +disgruntled as she took her seat. “Boy and girl from +each.” + +“And guess who’s a Slytherin prefect?” said Ron, still +with his eyes closed. + +“Malfoy,” replied Harry at once, his worst fear +confirmed. + +“ ’Course,” said Ron bitterly, stuffing the rest of the +Frog into his mouth and taking another. + +“And that complete cow Pansy Parkinson,” said +Hermione viciously. “How she got to be a prefect when +she’s thicker than a concussed troll ...” + +“Who’s Hufflepuff?” Harry asked. + +“Ernie Macmillan and Hannah Abbott,” said Ron +thickly. + +“And Anthony Goldstein and Padma Patil for +Ravenclaw,” said Hermione. + +“You went to the Yule Ball with Padma Patil,” said a +vague voice. + +Page | 242Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Everyone turned to look at Luna Lovegood, who was +gazing un-blinkingly at Ron over the top of The +Quibbler. He swallowed his mouthful of Frog. + +“Yeah, I know I did,” he said, looking mildly +surprised. + +“She didn’t enjoy it very much,” Luna informed him. +“She doesn’t think you treated her very well, because +you wouldn’t dance with her. I don’t think I’d have +minded,” she added thoughtfully, “I don’t like dancing +very much.” + +She retreated behind The Quibbler again. Ron stared +at the cover with his mouth hanging open for a few +seconds, then looked around at Ginny for some kind +of explanation, but Ginny had stuffed her knuckles in +her mouth to stop herself giggling. Ron shook his +head, bemused, then checked his watch. + +“We’re supposed to patrol the corridors every so +often,” he told Harry and Neville, “and we can give out +punishments if people are misbehaving. I can’t wait to +get Crabbe and Goyle for something...” + +“You’re not supposed to abuse your position, Ron!” +said Hermione sharply. + +“Yeah, right, because Malfoy won’t abuse it at all,” +said Ron sarcastically. + +“So you’re going to descend to his level?” + +“No, I’m just going to make sure I get his mates before +he gets mine.” + +“For heaven’s sake, Ron — ” + + + +Page | 243Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates +writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to +Goyle ’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look +of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I +... must ... not ... look ... like ... a ... baboon’s ... +backside...” + +Everyone laughed, but nobody laughed harder than +Luna Lovegood. She let out a scream of mirth that +caused Hedwig to wake up and flap her wings +indignantly and Crookshanks to leap up into the +luggage rack, hissing. She laughed so hard that her +magazine slipped out of her grasp, slid down her legs, +and onto the floor. + +“That was funny\” + +Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped +for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he +looked around at the others, who were now laughing +at the expression on Ron’s face and at the ludicrously +prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was +rocking backward and forward, clutching her sides. + +“Are you taking the mickey?” said Ron, frowning at +her. + +“Baboon’s ... backside!” she choked, holding her ribs. + +Everyone else was watching Luna laughing, but +Harry, glancing at the magazine on the floor, noticed +something that made him dive for it. Upside down it +had been hard to tell what the picture on the front +was, but Harry now realized it was a fairly bad +cartoon of Cornelius Fudge; Harry only recognized +him because of the lime-green bowler hat. One of +Fudge’s hands was clenched around a bag of gold; the +other hand was throttling a goblin. The cartoon was +captioned: How Far Will Fudge Go to Gain Gringotts? +Page | 244Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Beneath this were listed the titles of other articles +inside the magazine. + +CORRUPTION IN THE QUIDDITCH LEAGUE: + +How the Tornados Are Taking Control +SECRETS OF THE ANCIENT RUNES REVEALED +SIRIUS BLACK: Villain or Victim? + +“Can I have a look at this?” Harry asked Luna eagerly. + +She nodded, still gazing at Ron, breathless with +laughter. + +Harry opened the magazine and scanned the index; +until this moment he had completely forgotten the +magazine Kingsley had handed Mr. Weasley to give to +Sirius, but it must have been this edition of The +Quibbler. He found the page and turned excitedly to +the article. + +This too was illustrated by a rather bad cartoon; in +fact, Harry would not have known it was supposed to +be Sirius if it hadn’t been captioned. Sirius was +standing on a pile of human bones with his wand out. +The headline on the article read: + +SIRIUS - Black As He’s Painted? + +Notorious Mass Murderer OR Innocent Singing +Sensation? + +Harry had to read this sentence several times before +he was convinced that he had not misunderstood it. +Since when had Sirius been a singing sensation? + + + +Page | 245Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +For fourteen years Sirius Black has been believed +guilty of the mass murder of twelve innocent Muggles +and one wizard. Black’s audacious escape from +Azkaban two years ago has led to the widest manhunt +ever conducted by the Ministry of Magic. None of us +has ever questioned that he deserves to be recaptured +and handed back to the dementors. + +BUT DOES HE? + +Startling new evidence has recently come to light that +Sirius Black may not have committed the crimes for +which he was sent to Azkaban. In fact, says Doris +Purkiss, of 18 Acanthia Way, Little Norton, Black may +not even have been present at the killings. + +“What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a +false name, ” says Mrs. Purkiss. “The man people +believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby +Boardman, lead singer of the popular singing group +The Hobgoblins, who retired from public life after being +struck in the ear by a turnip at a concert in Little +Norton Church Hall nearly fifteen years ago. I +recognized him the moment I saw his picture in the +paper. Now, Stubby couldn’t possibly have committed +those crimes, because on the day in question he +happened to be enjoying a romantic candlelit dinner +with me. I have written to the Minister of Magic and am +expecting him to give Stubby, alias Sirius, a full pardon +any day now. ” + +Harry finished reading and stared at the page in +disbelief. Perhaps it was a joke, he thought, perhaps +the magazine often printed spoof items. He flicked +back a few pages and found the piece on Fudge. + +Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic, denied that +he had any plans to take over the running of the +Wizarding Bank, Gringotts, when he was elected + +Page | 246Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Minister of Magic five years ago. Fudge has always +insisted that he wants nothing more than to +“cooperate peacefully” with the guardians of our gold. + +BUT DOES HE? + +Sources close to the Minister have recently disclosed +that Fudge’s dearest ambition is to seize control of the +goblin gold supplies and that he will not hesitate to +use force if need be. + +“It wouldn’t be the first time, either,” said a Ministry +insider. “Cornelius ‘Goblin-Crusher’ Fudge, that’s what +his friends call him, if you could hear him when he +thinks no one’s listening, oh, he’s always talking about +the goblins he’s had done in; he’s had them drowned, +he’s had them dropped off buildings, he’s had them +poisoned, he’s had them cooked in pies...” + + + +Harry did not read any further. Fudge might have +many faults but Harry found it extremely hard to +imagine him ordering goblins to be cooked in pies. He +flicked through the rest of the magazine. Pausing +every few pages he read an accusation that the +Tutshill Tornados were winning the Quidditch League +by a combination of blackmail, illegal broom- +tampering, and torture; an interview with a wizard +who claimed to have flown to the moon on a +Cleansweep Six and brought back a bag of moon frogs +to prove it; and an article on ancient runes, which at +least explained why Luna had been reading The +Quibbler upside down. According to the magazine, if +you turned the runes on their heads they revealed a +spell to make your enemy’s ears turn into kumquats. +In fact, compared to the rest of the articles in The +Quibbler, the suggestion that Sirius might really be +the lead singer of The Hobgoblins was quite sensible. +Page | 247Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Anything good in there?” asked Ron as Harry closed +the magazine. + +“Of course not,” said Hermione scathingly, before +Harry could answer, “ The Quibbler’s rubbish, +everyone knows that.” + +“Excuse me,” said Luna; her voice had suddenly lost +its dreamy quality. “My father’s the editor.” + +“I — oh,” said Hermione, looking embarrassed. “Well +... it’s got some interesting ... I mean, it’s quite ...” + +“I’ll have it back, thank you,” said Luna coldly, and +leaning forward she snatched it out of Harry’s hands. +Rifling through it to page fifty-seven, she turned it +resolutely upside down again and disappeared behind +it, just as the compartment door opened for the third +time. Harry looked around; he had expected this, but +that did not make the sight of Draco Malfoy smirking +at him from between his cronies Crabbe and Goyle +any more enjoyable. + +“What?” he said aggressively, before Malfoy could +open his mouth. + +“Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention,” +drawled Malfoy, whose sleek blond hair and pointed +chin were just like his father’s. “You see, I, unlike +you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, +unlike you, have the power to hand out +punishments.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git, so +get out and leave us alone.” + +Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville laughed. Malfoy’s +lip curled. + + + +Page | 248Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tell me, how does it feel being second-best to +Weasley, Potter?” he asked. + +“Shut up, Malfoy,” said Hermione sharply. + +“I seem to have touched a nerve,” said Malfoy, +smirking. “Well, just watch yourself, Potter, because +I’ll be dogging your footsteps in case you step out of +line.” + +“Get out!” said Hermione, standing up. + +Sniggering, Malfoy gave Harry a last malicious look +and departed, Crabbe and Goyle lumbering in his +wake. Hermione slammed the compartment door +behind them and turned to look at Harry, who knew +at once that she, like him, had registered what Malfoy +had said and been just as unnerved by it. + +“Chuck us another Frog,” said Ron, who had clearly +noticed nothing. + +Harry could not talk freely in front of Neville and +Luna. He exchanged another nervous look with +Hermione and then stared out of the window. + +He had thought Sirius coming with him to the station +was a bit of a laugh, but suddenly it seemed reckless, +if not downright dangerous... Hermione had been +right... Sirius should not have come. What if Mr. +Malfoy had noticed the black dog and told Draco, +what if he had deduced that the Weasleys, Lupin, +Tonks, and Moody knew where Sirius was hiding? Or +had Malfoy’s use of the word “dogging” been a +coincidence? + +The weather remained undecided as they traveled +farther and farther north. Rain spattered the windows +in a halfhearted way, then the sun put in a feeble + +Page | 249Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +appearance before clouds drifted over it once more. +When darkness fell and lamps came on inside the +carriages, Luna rolled up The Quibbler, put it +carefully away in her bag, and took to staring at +everyone in the compartment instead. + +Harry was sitting with his forehead pressed against +the train window, trying to get a first distant glimpse +of Hogwarts, but it was a moonless night and the +rain-streaked window was grimy. + +“We’d better change,” said Hermione at last. She and +Ron pinned their prefect badges carefully to their +chests. Harry saw Ron checking how it looked in the +black window. + +At last the train began to slow down and they heard +the usual racket up and down it as everybody +scrambled to get their luggage and pets assembled, +ready for departure. Ron and Hermione were +supposed to supervise all this; they disappeared from +the carriage again, leaving Harry and the others to +look after Crookshanks and Pigwidgeon. + +“I’ll carry that owl, if you like,” said Luna to Harry, +reaching out for Pigwidgeon as Neville stowed Trevor +carefully in an inside pocket. + +“Oh — er — thanks,” said Harry, handing her the +cage and hoisting Hedwig’s more securely into his +arms. + +They shuffled out of the compartment feeling the first +sting of the night air on their faces as they joined the +crowd in the corridor. Slowly they moved toward the +doors. Harry could smell the pine trees that lined the +path down to the lake. He stepped down onto the +platform and looked around, listening for the familiar +call of “Firs’ years over here ... firs’ years ...” + +Page | 250Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But it did not come. Instead a quite different voice, a +brisk female one, was calling, “First years line up over +here, please! All first years to me!” + +A lantern came swinging toward Harry and by its light +he saw the prominent chin and severe haircut of +Professor Grubbly-Plank, the witch who had taken +over Hagrid ’s Care of Magical Creatures lessons for a +while the previous year. + +“Where’s Hagrid?” he said out loud. + +“I don’t know,” said Ginny, “but we’d better get out of +the way, we’re blocking the door.” + +“Oh yeah ...” + +Harry and Ginny became separated as they moved off +along the platform and out through the station. +Jostled by the crowd, Harry squinted through the +darkness for a glimpse of Hagrid; he had to be here, +Harry had been relying on it — seeing Hagrid again +had been one of the things to which he had been +looking forward most. But there was no sign of him at +all. + +He can’t have left, Harry told himself as he shuffled +slowly through a narrow doorway onto the road +outside with the rest of the crowd. He’s just got a cold +or something... + +He looked around for Ron or Hermione, wanting to +know what they thought about the reappearance of +Professor Grubbly-Plank, but neither of them was +anywhere near him, so he allowed himself to be +shunted forward onto the dark rain-washed road +outside Hogsmeade station. + + + +Page | 251Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Here stood the hundred or so horseless stagecoaches +that always took the students above first year up to +the castle. Harry glanced quickly at them, turned +away to keep a lookout for Ron and Hermione, then +did a double take. + +The coaches were no longer horseless. There were +creatures standing between the carriage shafts; if he +had had to give them a name, he supposed he would +have called them horses, though there was something +reptilian about them, too. They were completely +fleshless, their black coats clinging to their skeletons, +of which every bone was visible. Their heads were +dragonish, and their pupil-less eyes white and +staring. Wings sprouted from each wither — vast, +black leathery wings that looked as though they +ought to belong to giant bats. Standing still and quiet +in the gloom, the creatures looked eerie and sinister. +Harry could not understand why the coaches were +being pulled by these horrible horses when they were +quite capable of moving along by themselves. + +“Where’s Pig?” said Ron’s voice, right behind Harry. + +“That Luna girl was carrying him,” said Harry, +turning quickly, eager to consult Ron about Hagrid. +“Where d’you reckon — ” + +“ — Hagrid is? I dunno,” said Ron, sounding worried. +“He’d better be okay...” + +A short distance away, Draco Malfoy, followed by a +small gang of cronies including Crabbe, Goyle, and +Pansy Parkinson, was pushing some timid-looking +second years out of the way so that they could get a +coach to themselves. Seconds later Hermione emerged +panting from the crowd. + + + +Page | 252Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Malfoy was being absolutely foul to a first year back +there, I swear I’m going to report him, he’s only had +his badge three minutes and he’s using it to bully +people worse than ever... Where’s Crookshanks?” + +“Ginny’s got him,” said Harry. “There she is...” + +Ginny had just emerged from the crowd, clutching a +squirming Crookshanks. + +“Thanks,” said Hermione, relieving Ginny of the cat. +“Come on, let’s get a carriage together before they all +fillup...” + +“I haven’t got Pig yet!” Ron said, but Hermione was +already heading off toward the nearest unoccupied +coach. Harry remained behind with Ron. + +“What are those things, d’you reckon?” he asked Ron, +nodding at the horrible horses as the other students +surged past them. + +“What things?” + +“Those horse — ” + +Luna appeared holding Pigwidgeon’s cage in her +arms; the tiny owl was twittering excitedly as usual. + +“Here you are,” she said. “He’s a sweet little owl, isn’t +he?” + +“Er ... yeah ... He’s all right,” said Ron gruffly. “Well, +come on then, let’s get in... what were you saying, +Harry?” + +“I was saying, what are those horse things?” Harry +said, as he, Ron, and Luna made for the carriage in +which Hermione and Ginny were already sitting. + +Page | 253Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What horse things?” + + + +“The horse things pulling the carriages!” said Harry +impatiently; they were, after all, about three feet from +the nearest one; it was watching them with empty +white eyes. Ron, however, gave Harry a perplexed +look. + +“What are you talking about?” + +“I’m talking about — look!” + +Harry grabbed Ron’s arm and wheeled him about so +that he was face-to-face with the winged horse. Ron +stared straight at it for a second, then looked back at +Harry. + +“What am I supposed to be looking at?” + +“At the — there, between the shafts! Harnessed to the +coach! It’s right there in front — ” + +But as Ron continued to look bemused, a strange +thought occurred to Harry. + +“Can’t ... can’t you see them?” + +“See what?” + +“Can’t you see what’s pulling the carriages?” + +Ron looked seriously alarmed now. + +“Are you feeling all right, Harry?” + +“I ... yeah ...” + +Harry felt utterly bewildered. The horse was there in +front of him, gleaming solidly in the dim light issuing + +Page | 254Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +from the station windows behind them, vapor rising +from its nostrils in the chilly night air. Yet unless Ron +was faking — and it was a very feeble joke if he was — +Ron could not see it at all. + +“Shall we get in, then?” said Ron uncertainly, looking +at Harry as though worried about him. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Yeah, go on ...” + +“It’s all right,” said a dreamy voice from beside Harry +as Ron vanished into the coach’s dark interior. + +“You’re not going mad or anything. I can see them +too.” + +“Can you?” said Harry desperately, turning to Luna. +He could see the bat-winged horses reflected in her +wide, silvery eyes. + +“Oh yes,” said Luna, “I’ve been able to see them ever +since my first day here. They’ve always pulled the +carriages. Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.” + +Smiling faintly, she climbed into the musty interior of +the carriage after Ron. Not altogether reassured, + +Harry followed her. + + + +Page | 255Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +XX + + + + +THE SORTING HAT’S NEW SONG + +Harry did not want to tell the others that he and Luna +were having the same hallucination, if that was what +it was, so he said nothing about the horses as he sat +down inside the carriage and slammed the door +behind him. Nevertheless, he could not help watching +the silhouettes of the horses moving beyond the +window. + +“Did everyone see that Grubbly-Plank woman?” asked +Ginny. “What’s she doing back here? Hagrid can’t +have left, can he?” + +“I’ll be quite glad if he has,” said Luna. “He isn’t a +very good teacher, is he?” + +“Yes, he is!” said Harry, Ron, and Ginny angrily. + +Harry glared at Hermione; she cleared her throat and +quickly said, “Erm ... yes ... he’s very good.” + +“Well, we think he’s a bit of a joke in Ravenclaw,” said +Luna, unfazed. + +Page | 256Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ve got a rubbish sense of humor then,” Ron +snapped, as the wheels below them creaked into +motion. + +Luna did not seem perturbed by Ron’s rudeness; on +the contrary, she simply watched him for a while as +though he were a mildly interesting television +program. + +Rattling and swaying, the carriages moved in convoy +up the road. When they passed between the tall stone +pillars topped with winged boars on either side of the +gates to the school grounds, Harry leaned forward to +try and see whether there were any lights on in +Hagrid’s cabin by the Forbidden Forest, but the +grounds were in complete darkness. Hogwarts Castle, +however, loomed ever closer: a towering mass of +turrets, jet-black against the dark sky, here and there +a window blazing fiery bright above them. + +The carriages jingled to a halt near the stone steps +leading up to the oak front doors and Harry got out of +the carriage first. He turned again to look for lit +windows down by the forest, but there was definitely +no sign of life within Hagrid’s cabin. Unwillingly, +because he had half hoped they would have vanished, +he turned his eyes instead upon the strange, skeletal +creatures standing quietly in the chill night air, their +blank white eyes gleaming. + +Harry had once before had the experience of seeing +something that Ron could not, but that had been a +reflection in a mirror, something much more +insubstantial than a hundred very solid-looking +beasts strong enough to pull a fleet of carriages. If +Luna was to be believed, the beasts had always been +there but invisible; why, then, could Harry suddenly +see them, and why could Ron not? + + + +Page | 257Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you coming or what?” said Ron beside him. + + + +“Oh ... yeah,” said Harry quickly, and they joined the +crowd hurrying up the stone steps into the castle. + +The entrance hall was ablaze with torches and +echoing with footsteps as the students crossed the +flagged stone floor for the double doors to the right, +leading to the Great Hall and the start-of-term feast. + +The four long House tables in the Great Hall were +filling up under the starless black ceiling, which was +just like the sky they could glimpse through the high +windows. Candles floated in midair all along the +tables, illuminating the silvery ghosts who were +dotted about the Hall and the faces of the students +talking eagerly to one another, exchanging summer +news, shouting greetings at friends from other +Houses, eyeing one another’s new haircuts and robes. +Again Harry noticed people putting their heads +together to whisper as he passed; he gritted his teeth +and tried to act as though he neither noticed nor +cared. + +Luna drifted away from them at the Ravenclaw table. +The moment they reached Gryffindor’s, Ginny was +hailed by some fellow fourth years and left to sit with +them; Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville found seats +together about halfway down the table between Nearly +Headless Nick, the Gryffindor House ghost, and +Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown, the last two of +whom gave Harry airy, overly friendly greetings that +made him quite sure they had stopped talking about +him a split second before. He had more important +things to worry about, however: He was looking over +the students’ heads to the staff table that ran along +the top wall of the Hall. + +“He’s not there.” + +Page | 258Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron and Hermione scanned the staff table too, though +there was no real need; Hagrid’s size made him +instantly obvious in any lineup. + +“He can’t have left,” said Ron, sounding slightly +anxious. + +“Of course he hasn’t,” said Harry firmly. + +“You don’t think he’s ... hurt, or anything, do you?” +said Hermione uneasily. + +“No,” said Harry at once. + +“But where is he, then?” + +There was a pause, then Harry said very quietly, so +that Neville, Parvati, and Lavender could not hear, +“Maybe he’s not back yet. You know — from his +mission — the thing he was doing over the summer +for Dumbledore.” + +“Yeah ... yeah, that’ll be it,” said Ron, sounding +reassured, but Hermione bit her lip, looking up and +down the staff table as though hoping for some +conclusive explanation of Hagrid’s absence. + +“Who’s that?” she said sharply, pointing toward the +middle of the staff table. + +Harry’s eyes followed hers. They lit first upon +Professor Dumbledore, sitting in his high-backed +golden chair at the center of the long staff table, +wearing deep-purple robes scattered with silvery stars +and a matching hat. Dumbledore’s head was inclined +toward the woman sitting next to him, who was +talking into his ear. She looked, Harry thought, like +somebody’s maiden aunt: squat, with short, curly, +mouse-brown hair in which she had placed a horrible +Page | 259Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pink Alice band that matched the fluffy pink cardigan +she wore over her robes. Then she turned her face +slightly to take a sip from her goblet and he saw, with +a shock of recognition, a pallid, toadlike face and a +pair of prominent, pouchy eyes. + +“It’s that Umbridge woman!” + +“Who?” said Hermione. + +“She was at my hearing, she works for Fudge!” + +“Nice cardigan,” said Ron, smirking. + +“She works for Fudge?” Hermione repeated, frowning. +“What on earth’s she doing here, then?” + +“Dunno ...” + +Hermione scanned the staff table, her eyes narrowed. + +“No,” she muttered, “no, surely not ...” + +Harry did not understand what she was talking about +but did not ask; his attention had just been caught by +Professor Grubbly-Plank who had just appeared +behind the staff table; she worked her way along to +the very end and took the seat that ought to have +been Hagrid’s. That meant that the first years must +have crossed the lake and reached the castle, and +sure enough, a few seconds later, the doors from the +entrance hall opened. A long line of scared-looking +first years entered, led by Professor McGonagall, who +was carrying a stool on which sat an ancient wizard’s +hat, heavily patched and darned with a wide rip near +the frayed brim. + +The buzz of talk in the Great Hall faded away. The +first years lined up in front of the staff table facing the + +Page | 260Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rest of the students, and Professor McGonagall placed +the stool carefully in front of them, then stood back. + +The first years’ faces glowed palely in the candlelight. +A small boy right in the middle of the row looked as +though he was trembling. Harry recalled, fleetingly, +how terrified he had felt when he had stood there, +waiting for the unknown test that would determine to +which House he belonged. + +The whole school waited with bated breath. Then the +rip near the hat’s brim opened wide like a mouth and +the Sorting Hat burst into song: + +In times of old when I was new +And Hogwarts barely started +The founders of our noble school +Thought never to be parted: + +United by a common goal, + +They had the selfsame yearning, + +To make the world’s best magic school +And pass along their learning. + +“Together we will build and teach!” + +The four good friends decided +And never did they dream that they +Might someday be divided, + +For were there such friends anywhere +As Slytherin and Gryffndor? + +Unless it was the second pair +Of Huffepuff and Ravenclaw? + +So how could it have gone so wrong? + +How could such friendships fail? + +Why, I was there and so can tell +The whole sad, sorry tale. + +Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those +Whose ancestry is purest.” + +Said Ravenclaw, “We’ll teach those whose +Intelligence is surest.” + +Said Gryffindor, “We’ll teach all those + +Page | 261Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +With brave deeds to their name,” + +Said Hufflepuff, “111 teach the lot, + +And treat them just the same.” + +These differences caused little strife +When first they came to light, + +For each of the four founders had +A House in which they might +Take only those they wanted, so, + +For instance, Slytherin +Took only pure-blood wizards +Of great cunning, just like him, + +And only those of sharpest mind +Were taught by Ravenclaw +While the bravest and the boldest +Went to daring Gryffindor. + +Good Hufflepuff she took the rest, + +And taught them all she knew, + +Thus the Houses and their founders +Retained friendships firm and true. + +So Hogwarts worked in harmony +For several happy years, + +But then discord crept among us +Feeding on our faults and fears. + +The Houses that, like pillars four, + +Had once held up our school, + +Now turned upon each other and, + +Divided, sought to rule. + +And for a while it seemed the school +Must meet an early end, + +What with dueling and with fighting +And the clash of friend on friend +And at last there came a morning +When old Slytherin departed +And though the fighting then died out +He left us quite downhearted. + +And never since the founders four +Were whittled down to three +Have the Houses been united +As they once were meant to be. + +Page | 262Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And now the Sorting Hat is here +And you all know the score: + +I sort you into Houses +Because that is what I’m for, + +But this year I’ll go further, + +Listen closely to my song: + +Though condemned I am to split you +Still I worry that it’s wrong, + +Though I must fulfill my duty +And must quarter every year +Still I wonder whether sorting +May not bring the end I fear. + +Oh, know the perils, read the signs, + +The warning history shows, + +For our Hogwarts is in danger +From external, deadly foes +And we must unite inside her +Or we’ll crumble from within. + +I have told you, I have warned you... + +Let the Sorting now begin. + +The hat became motionless once more; applause +broke out, though it was punctured, for the first time +in Harry’s memory, with muttering and whispers. All +across the Great Hall students were exchanging +remarks with their neighbors and Harry, clapping +along with everyone else, knew exactly what they were +talking about. + +“Branched out a bit this year, hasn’t it?” said Ron, his +eyebrows raised. + +“Too right it has,” said Harry. + +The Sorting Hat usually confined itself to describing +the different qualities looked for by each of the four +Hogwarts Houses and its own role in sorting them; +Harry could not remember it ever trying to give the +school advice before. + +Page | 263Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I wonder if it’s ever given warnings before?” said +Hermione, sounding slightly anxious. + + + +“Yes, indeed,” said Nearly Headless Nick +knowledgeably, leaning across Neville toward her +(Neville winced, it was very uncomfortable to have a +ghost lean through you). “The hat feels itself honor- +bound to give the school due warning whenever it +feels — ” + +But Professor McGonagall, who was waiting to read +out the list of first years’ names, was giving the +whispering students the sort of look that scorches. +Nearly Headless Nick placed a see-through finger to +his lips and sat primly upright again as the muttering +came to an abrupt end. With a last frowning look that +swept the four House tables, Professor McGonagall +lowered her eyes to her long piece of parchment and +called out, + +“Abercrombie, Euan.” + +The terrified-looking boy Harry had noticed earlier +stumbled forward and put the hat on his head; it was +only prevented from falling right down to his +shoulders by his very prominent ears. The hat +considered for a moment, then the rip near the brim +opened again and shouted, “ GR YFFIND OR ! ” + +Harry clapped loudly with the rest of Gryffindor +House as Euan Abercrombie staggered to their table +and sat down, looking as though he would like very +much to sink through the floor and never be looked at +again. + +Slowly the long line of first years thinned; in the +pauses between the names and the Sorting Hat’s +decisions, Harry could hear Ron’s stomach rumbling +loudly. Finally, “Zeller, Rose” was sorted into + +Page | 264Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hufflepuff, and Professor McGonagall picked up the +hat and stool and marched them away as Professor +Dumbledore rose to his feet. + +Harry was somehow soothed to see Dumbledore +standing before them all, whatever his recent bitter +feelings toward his headmaster. Between the absence +of Hagrid and the presence of those dragonish horses, +he had felt that his return to Hogwarts, so long +anticipated, was full of unexpected surprises like +jarring notes in a familiar song. But this, at least, was +how it was supposed to be: their headmaster rising to +greet them all before the start-of-term feast. + +“To our newcomers,” said Dumbledore in a ringing +voice, his arms stretched wide and a beaming smile +on his lips, “welcome! To our old hands — welcome +back! There is a time for speech making, but this is +not it. Tuck in!” + +There was an appreciative laugh and an outbreak of +applause as Dumbledore sat down neatly and threw +his long beard over his shoulder so as to keep it out of +the way of his plate — for food had appeared out of +nowhere, so that the five long tables were groaning +under joints and pies and dishes of vegetables, bread, +sauces, and flagons of pumpkin juice. + +“Excellent,” said Ron, with a kind of groan of longing, +and he seized the nearest plate of chops and began +piling them onto his plate, watched wistfully by +Nearly Headless Nick. + +“What were you saying before the Sorting?” Hermione +asked the ghost. “About the hat giving warnings?” + +“Oh yes,” said Nick, who seemed glad of a reason to +turn away from Ron, who was now eating roast +potatoes with almost indecent enthusiasm. “Yes, I + +Page | 265Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have heard the hat give several warnings before, +always at times when it detects periods of great +danger for the school. And always, of course, its +advice is the same: Stand together, be strong from +within.” + +“Ow kunnit nofe skusin danger ifzat?” said Ron. + +His mouth was so full Harry thought it was quite an +achievement for him to make any noise at all. + +“I beg your pardon?” said Nearly Headless Nick +politely, while Hermione looked revolted. Ron gave an +enormous swallow and said, “How can it know if the +school’s in danger if it’s a hat?” + +“I have no idea,” said Nearly Headless Nick. “Of +course, it lives in Dumbledore’s office, so I daresay it +picks things up there.” + +“And it wants all the Houses to be friends?” said +Harry, looking over at the Slytherin table, where +Draco Malfoy was holding court. “Fat chance.” + +“Well, now, you shouldn’t take that attitude,” said +Nick reprovingly. “Peaceful cooperation, that’s the +key. We ghosts, though we belong to separate Houses, +maintain links of friendship. In spite of the +competitiveness between Gryffindor and Slytherin, I +would never dream of seeking an argument with the +Bloody Baron.” + +“Only because you’re terrified of him,” said Ron. + +Nearly Headless Nick looked highly affronted. + +“Terrified? I hope I, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy- +Porpington, have never been guilty of cowardice in my +life! The noble blood that runs in my veins — ” + +Page | 266Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What blood?” asked Ron. “Surely you haven’t still got +— ?” + +“It’s a figure of speech!” said Nearly Headless Nick, +now so annoyed his head was trembling ominously on +his partially severed neck. “I assume I am still allowed +to enjoy the use of whichever words I like, even if the +pleasures of eating and drinking are denied me! But I +am quite used to students poking fun at my death, I +assure you!” + +“Nick, he wasn’t really laughing at you!” said +Hermione, throwing a furious look at Ron. + +Unfortunately, Ron’s mouth was packed to exploding +point again and all he could manage was “node +iddum eentup sechew,” which Nick did not seem to +think constituted an adequate apology. Rising into +the air, he straightened his feathered hat and swept +away from them to the other end of the table, coming +to rest between the Creevey brothers, Colin and +Dennis. + +“Well done, Ron,” snapped Hermione. + +“What?” said Ron indignantly, having managed, +finally, to swallow his food. “I’m not allowed to ask a +simple question?” + +“Oh forget it,” said Hermione irritably, and the pair of +them spent the rest of the meal in huffy silence. + +Harry was too used to their bickering to bother trying +to reconcile them; he felt it was a better use of his +time to eat his way steadily through his steak-and- +kidney pie, then a large plateful of his favorite treacle +tart. + + + +Page | 267Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +When all the students had finished eating and the +noise level in the hall was starting to creep upward +again, Dumbledore got to his feet once more. Talking +ceased immediately as all turned to face the +headmaster. Harry was feeling pleasantly drowsy +now. His four-poster bed was waiting somewhere +above, wonderfully warm and soft... + +“Well, now that we are all digesting another +magnificent feast, I beg a few moments of your +attention for the usual start-of-term notices,” said +Dumbledore. “First years ought to know that the +forest in the grounds is out of bounds to students — +and a few of our older students ought to know by now +too.” (Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchanged smirks.) + +“Mr. Filch, the caretaker, has asked me, for what he +tells me is the four hundred and sixty-second time, to +remind you all that magic is not permitted in +corridors between classes, nor are a number of other +things, all of which can be checked on the extensive +list now fastened to Mr. Filch’s office door. + +“We have had two changes in staffing this year. We +are very pleased to welcome back Professor Grubbly- +Plank, who will be taking Care of Magical Creatures +lessons; we are also delighted to introduce Professor +Umbridge, our new Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher.” + +There was a round of polite but fairly unenthusiastic +applause during which Harry, Ron, and Hermione +exchanged slightly panicked looks; Dumbledore had +not said for how long Grubbly-Plank would be +teaching. + +Dumbledore continued, “Tryouts for the House +Quidditch teams will take place on the — ” + + + +Page | 268Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He broke off, looking inquiringly at Professor +Umbridge. As she was not much taller standing than +sitting, there was a moment when nobody understood +why Dumbledore had stopped talking, but then +Professor Umbridge said, “Hem, hem,” and it became +clear that she had got to her feet and was intending to +make a speech. + +Dumbledore only looked taken aback for a moment, +then he sat back down smartly and looked alertly at +Professor Umbridge as though he desired nothing +better than to listen to her talk. Other members of +staff were not as adept at hiding their surprise. +Professor Sprout’s eyebrows had disappeared into her +flyaway hair, and Professor McGonagall’s mouth was +as thin as Harry had ever seen it. No new teacher had +ever interrupted Dumbledore before. Many of the +students were smirking; this woman obviously did not +know how things were done at Hogwarts. + +“Thank you, Headmaster,” Professor Umbridge +simpered, “for those kind words of welcome.” + +Her voice was high-pitched, breathy, and little-girlish +and again, Harry felt a powerful rush of dislike that +he could not explain to himself; all he knew was that +he loathed everything about her, from her stupid +voice to her fluffy pink cardigan. She gave another +little throat-clearing cough (“Hem, hem”) and +continued: “Well, it is lovely to be back at Hogwarts, I +must say!” She smiled, revealing very pointed teeth. +“And to see such happy little faces looking back at +me!” + +Harry glanced around. None of the faces he could see +looked happy; on the contrary, they all looked rather +taken aback at being addressed as though they were +five years old. + + + +Page | 269Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am very much looking forward to getting to know +you all, and I’m sure well be very good friends!” + +Students exchanged looks at this; some of them were +barely concealing grins. + +“I’ll be her friend as long as I don’t have to borrow +that cardigan,” Parvati whispered to Lavender, and +both of them lapsed into silent giggles. + +Professor Umbridge cleared her throat again (“Hem, +hem”), but when she continued, some of the +breathiness had vanished from her voice. She +sounded much more businesslike and now her words +had a dull learned-by-heart sound to them. + +“The Ministry of Magic has always considered the +education of young witches and wizards to be of vital +importance. The rare gifts with which you were born +may come to nothing if not nurtured and honed by +careful instruction. The ancient skills unique to the +Wizarding community must be passed down through +the generations lest we lose them forever. The +treasure trove of magical knowledge amassed by our +ancestors must be guarded, replenished, and polished +by those who have been called to the noble profession +of teaching.” + +Professor Umbridge paused here and made a little +bow to her fellow staff members, none of whom bowed +back. Professor McGonagall’s dark eyebrows had +contracted so that she looked positively hawklike, and +Harry distinctly saw her exchange a significant glance +with Professor Sprout as Umbridge gave another little +“Hem, hem” and went on with her speech. + +“Every headmaster and headmistress of Hogwarts has +brought something new to the weighty task of +governing this historic school, and that is as it should + +Page | 270Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +be, for without progress there will be stagnation and +decay. There again, progress for progress’s sake must +be discouraged, for our tried and tested traditions +often require no tinkering. A balance, then, between +old and new, between permanence and change, +between tradition and innovation ...” + +Harry found his attentiveness ebbing, as though his +brain was slipping in and out of tune. The quiet that +always filled the Hall when Dumbledore was speaking +was breaking up as students put their heads +together, whispering and giggling. Over at the +Ravenclaw table, Cho Chang was chatting animatedly +with her friends. A few seats along from Cho, Luna +Lovegood had got out The Quibbler again. Meanwhile +at the Hufflepuff table, Ernie Macmillan was one of +the few still staring at Professor Umbridge, but he was +glassy-eyed and Harry was sure he was only +pretending to listen in an attempt to live up to the +new prefect’s badge gleaming on his chest. + +Professor Umbridge did not seem to notice the +restlessness of her audience. Harry had the +impression that a full-scale riot could have broken +out under her nose and she would have plowed on +with her speech. The teachers, however, were still +listening very attentively, and Hermione seemed to be +drinking in every word Umbridge spoke, though +judging by her expression, they were not at all to her +taste. + +"... because some changes will be for the better, while +others will come, in the fullness of time, to be +recognized as errors of judgment. Meanwhile, some +old habits will be retained, and rightly so, whereas +others, outmoded and outworn, must be abandoned. +Let us move forward, then, into a new era of +openness, effectiveness, and accountability, intent on +preserving what ought to be preserved, perfecting +Page | 271Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what needs to be perfected, and pruning wherever we +find practices that ought to be prohibited.” + +She sat down. Dumbledore clapped. The staff followed +his lead, though Harry noticed that several of them +brought their hands together only once or twice +before stopping. A few students joined in, but most +had been taken unawares by the end of the speech, +not having listened to more than a few words of it, +and before they could start applauding properly, +Dumbledore had stood up again. + +“Thank you very much, Professor Umbridge, that was +most illuminating,” he said, bowing to her. “Now — as +I was saying, Quidditch tryouts will be held ...” + +“Yes, it certainly was illuminating,” said Hermione in +a low voice. + +“You’re not telling me you enjoyed it?” Ron said +quietly, turning a glazed face upon Hermione. “That +was about the dullest speech I’ve ever heard, and I +grew up with Percy.” + +“I said illuminating, not enjoyable,” said Hermione. “It +explained a lot.” + +“Did it?” said Harry in surprise. “Sounded like a load +of waffle to me.” + +“There was some important stuff hidden in the +waffle,” said Hermione grimly. + +“Was there?” said Ron blankly. + +“How about ‘progress for progress’s sake must be +discouraged’? How about ‘pruning wherever we find +practices that ought to be prohibited’?” + + + +Page | 272Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, what does that mean?” said Ron impatiently. + + + +“Ill tell you what it means,” said Hermione ominously. +“It means the Ministry’s interfering at Hogwarts.” + +There was a great clattering and banging all around +them; Dumbledore had obviously just dismissed the +school, because everyone was standing up ready to +leave the Hall. Hermione jumped up, looking +flustered. + +“Ron, we’re supposed to show the first years where to +go!” + +“Oh yeah,” said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. +“Hey — hey you lot! Midgets!” + +“Ron\” + +“Well, they are, they’re titchy...” + +“I know, but you can’t call them midgets... First +years!” Hermione called commandingly along the +table. “This way, please!” + +A group of new students walked shyly up the gap +between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff tables, all of +them trying hard not to lead the group. They did +indeed seem very small; Harry was sure he had not +appeared that young when he had arrived here. He +grinned at them. A blond boy next to Euan +Abercrombie looked petrified, nudged Euan, and +whispered something in his ear. Euan Abercrombie +looked equally frightened and stole a horrified look at +Harry, who felt the grin slide off his face like +Stinksap. + +“See you later,” he said to Ron and Hermione and he +made his way out of the Great Hall alone, doing + +Page | 273Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +everything he could to ignore more whispering, +staring, and pointing as he passed. He kept his eyes +fixed ahead as he wove his way through the crowd in +the entrance hall, then he hurried up the marble +staircase, took a couple of concealed shortcuts, and +had soon left most of the crowds behind. + +He had been stupid not to expect this, he thought +angrily, as he walked through much emptier upstairs +corridors. Of course everyone was staring at him: He +had emerged from the Triwizard maze two months ago +clutching the dead body of a fellow student and +claiming to have seen Lord Voldemort return to +power. There had not been time last term to explain +himself before everyone went home, even if he had felt +up to giving the whole school a detailed account of the +terrible events in that graveyard. + +He had reached the end of the corridor to the +Gryffindor common room and had come to a halt in +front of the portrait of the Fat Lady before he realized +that he did not know the new password. + +“Er ...” he said glumly, staring up at the Fat Lady, +who smoothed the folds of her pink satin dress and +looked sternly back at him. + +“No password, no entrance,” she said loftily. + +“Harry, I know it!” someone panted from behind him, +and he turned to see Neville jogging toward him. +“Guess what it is? I’m actually going to be able to +remember it for once — ” He waved the stunted little +cactus he had shown them on the train. “Mimbulus +mimbletonio 1” + +“Correct,” said the Fat Lady, and her portrait swung +open toward them like a door, revealing a circular + + + +Page | 274Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hole in the wall behind, through which Harry and +Neville now climbed. + +The Gryffindor common room looked as welcoming as +ever, a cozy circular tower room full of dilapidated +squashy armchairs and rickety old tables. A fire was +crackling merrily in the grate and a few people were +warming their hands before going up to their +dormitories; on the other side of the room Fred and +George Weasley were pinning something up on the +notice board. Harry waved good night to them and +headed straight for the door to the boys’ dormitories; +he was not in much of a mood for talking at the +moment. Neville followed him. + +Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan had reached the +dormitory first and were in the process of covering the +walls beside their beds with posters and photographs. +They had been talking as Harry pushed open the door +but stopped abruptly the moment they saw him. + +Harry wondered whether they had been talking about +him, then whether he was being paranoid. + +“Hi,” he said, moving across to his own trunk and +opening it. + +“Hey, Harry,” said Dean, who was putting on a pair of +pajamas in the West Ham colors. “Good holiday?” + +“Not bad,” muttered Harry, as a true account of his +holiday would have taken most of the night to relate +and he could not face it. “You?” + +“Yeah, it was okay,” chuckled Dean. “Better than +Seamus’s anyway, he was just telling me.” + +“Why, what happened, Seamus?” Neville asked as he +placed his Mimbulus mimbletonia tenderly on his +bedside cabinet. + +Page | 275Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Seamus did not answer immediately; he was making +rather a meal of ensuring that his poster of the +Kenmare Kestrels Quidditch team was quite straight. +Then he said, with his back still turned to Harry, “Me +mam didn’t want me to come back.” + +“What?” said Harry, pausing in the act of pulling off +his robes. + +“She didn’t want me to come back to Hogwarts.” + +Seamus turned away from his poster and pulled his +own pajamas out of his trunk, still not looking at +Harry. + +“But — why?” said Harry, astonished. He knew that +Seamus’s mother was a witch and could not +understand, therefore, why she should have come +over so Dursley-ish. + +Seamus did not answer until he had finished +buttoning his pajamas. + +“Well,” he said in a measured voice, “I suppose ... +because of you.” + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry quickly. His heart was +beating rather fast. He felt vaguely as though +something was closing in on him. + +“Well,” said Seamus again, still avoiding Harry’s eyes, +“she ... er ... well, it’s not just you, it’s Dumbledore +too ...” + +“She believes the Daily Prophet?” said Harry. “She +thinks I’m a liar and Dumbledore ’s an old fool?” + +Seamus looked up at him. “Yeah, something like +that.” + +Page | 276Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry said nothing. He threw his wand down onto his +bedside table, pulled off his robes, stuffed them +angrily into his trunk, and pulled on his pajamas. He +was sick of it; sick of being the person who was stared +at and talked about all the time. If any of them knew, +if any of them had the faintest idea what it felt like to +be the one all these things had happened to ... Mrs. +Finnigan had no idea, the stupid woman, he thought +savagely. + +He got into bed and made to pull the hangings closed +around him, but before he could do so, Seamus said, +“Look . . . what did happen that night when . . . you +know, when . . . with Cedric Diggory and all?” + +Seamus sounded nervous and eager at the same time. +Dean, who had been bending over his trunk, trying to +retrieve a slipper, went oddly still and Harry knew he +was listening hard. + +“What are you asking me for?” Harry retorted. “Just +read the Daily Prophet like your mother, why don’t +you? That’ll tell you all you need to know.” + +“Don’t you have a go at my mother,” snapped +Seamus. + +“I’ll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar,” said +Harry. + +“Don’t talk to me like that!” + +“I’ll talk to you how I want,” said Harry, his temper +rising so fast he snatched his wand back from his +bedside table. “If you’ve got a problem sharing a +dormitory with me, go and ask McGonagall if you can +be moved, stop your mummy worrying — ” + +“Leave my mother out of this, Potter!” + +Page | 277Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s going on?” + +Ron had appeared in the doorway. His wide eyes +traveled from Harry, who was kneeling on his bed +with his wand pointing at Seamus, to Seamus, who +was standing there with his fists raised. + +“He’s having a go at my mother!” Seamus yelled. + +“What?” said Ron. “Harry wouldn’t do that — we met +your mother, we liked her...” + +“That’s before she started believing every word the +stinking Daily Prophet writes about me!” said Harry at +the top of his voice. + +“Oh,” said Ron, comprehension dawning across his +freckled face. “Oh ... right.” + +“You know what?” said Seamus heatedly, casting +Harry a venomous look. “He’s right, I don’t want to +share a dormitory with him anymore, he’s a +madman.” + +“That’s out of order, Seamus,” said Ron, whose ears +were starting to glow red, always a danger sign. + +“Out of order, am I?” shouted Seamus, who in +contrast with Ron was turning paler. “You believe all +the rubbish he’s come out with about You-Know-Who, +do you, you reckon he’s telling the truth?” + +“Yeah, I do!” said Ron angrily. + +“Then you’re mad too,” said Seamus in disgust. + +“Yeah? Well unfortunately for you, pal, I’m also a +prefect!” said Ron, jabbing himself in the chest with a + + + +Page | 278Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +finger. “So unless you want detention, watch your +mouth!” + +Seamus looked for a few seconds as though detention +would be a reasonable price to pay to say what was +going through his mind; but with a noise of contempt +he turned on his heel, vaulted into bed, and pulled +the hangings shut with such violence that they were +ripped from the bed and fell in a dusty pile to the +floor. Ron glared at Seamus, then looked at Dean and +Neville. + +“Anyone else’s parents got a problem with Harry?” he +said aggressively. + +“My parents are Muggles, mate,” said Dean, +shrugging. “They don’t know nothing about no deaths +at Hogwarts, because I’m not stupid enough to tell +them.” + +“You don’t know my mother, she’ll weasel anything +out of anyone!” Seamus snapped at him. “Anyway, +your parents don’t get the Daily Prophet, they don’t +know our headmaster’s been sacked from the +Wizengamot and the International Confederation of +Wizards because he’s losing his marbles — ” + +“My gran says that’s rubbish,” piped up Neville. “She +says it’s the Daily Prophet that’s going downhill, not +Dumbledore. She’s canceled our subscription. We +believe Harry,” he said simply. He climbed into bed +and pulled the covers up to his chin, looking owlishly +over them at Seamus. “My gran’s always said You- +Know-Who would come back one day. She says if +Dumbledore says he’s back, he’s back.” + +Harry felt a rush of gratitude toward Neville. Nobody +else said anything. Seamus got out his wand, repaired +the bed hangings, and vanished behind them. Dean + +Page | 279Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +got into bed, rolled over, and fell silent. Neville, who +appeared to have nothing more to say either, was +gazing fondly at his moonlit cactus. + +Harry lay back on his pillows while Ron bustled +around the next bed, putting his things away. He felt +shaken by the argument with Seamus, whom he had +always liked very much. How many more people were +going to suggest that he was lying or unhinged? + +Had Dumbledore suffered like this all summer, as +first the Wizengamot, then the International +Confederation of Wizards had thrown him from their +ranks? Was it anger at Harry, perhaps, that had +stopped Dumbledore getting in touch with him for +months? The two of them were in this together, after +all; Dumbledore had believed Harry, announced his +version of events to the whole school and then to the +wider Wizarding community. Anyone who thought +Harry was a liar had to think that Dumbledore was +too or else that Dumbledore had been hoodwinked... + +They’ll know we’re right in the end, thought Harry +miserably, as Ron got into bed and extinguished the +last candle in the dormitory. But he wondered how +many attacks like Seamus’s he would have to endure +before that time came. + + + +Page | 280Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE + +Seamus dressed at top speed next morning and left +the dormitory before Harry had even put on his socks. + +“Does he think hell turn into a nutter if he stays in a +room with me too long?” asked Harry loudly, as the +hem of Seamus’s robes whipped out of sight. + +“Don’t worry about it, Harry,” Dean muttered, +hoisting his school-bag onto his shoulder. “He’s just +...” But apparently he was unable to say exactly what +Seamus was, and after a slightly awkward pause +followed him out of the room. + +Neville and Ron both gave Harry it’s-his-problem-not- +yours looks, but Harry was not much consoled. How +much more of this was he going to have to take? + +“What’s the matter?” asked Hermione five minutes +later, catching up with Harry and Ron halfway across +the common room as they all headed toward + + + +Page | 281Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +breakfast. “You look absolutely — oh for heaven’s +sake.” + + + +She was staring at the common room notice board, +where a large new sign had been put up. + +GALLONS OF GALLEONS! + +Pocket money failing to keep pace with your +outgoings? + +Like to earn a little extra gold? + + + +Contact Fred and George Weasley, + +Gryffindor common room, + +for simple, part-time, virtually painless jobs + +(WE REGRET THAT ALL WORK IS UNDERTAKEN AT +APPLICANT’S OWN RISK) + +“They are the limit,” said Hermione grimly, taking +down the sign, which Fred and George had pinned up +over a poster giving the date of the first Hogsmeade +weekend in October. “We’ll have to talk to them, Ron.” + +Ron looked positively alarmed. + +“Why?” + +“Because we’re prefects!” said Hermione, as they +climbed out through the portrait hole. “It’s up to us to +stop this kind of thing!” + +Ron said nothing; Harry could tell from his glum +expression that the prospect of stopping Fred and + +Page | 282Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +George doing exactly what they liked was not one that +he found inviting. + +“Anyway, what’s up, Harry?” Hermione continued, as +they walked down a flight of stairs lined with portraits +of old witches and wizards, all of whom ignored them, +being engrossed in their own conversation. “You look +really angry about something.” + +“Seamus reckons Harry’s lying about You-Know- +Who,” said Ron succinctly, when Harry did not +respond. + +Hermione, whom Harry had expected to react angrily +on his behalf, sighed. + +“Yes, Lavender thinks so too,” she said gloomily. + +“Been having a nice little chat with her about whether +or not I’m a lying, attention-seeking prat, have you?” +Harry said loudly. + +“No,” said Hermione calmly, “I told her to keep her big +fat mouth shut about you, actually. And it would be +quite nice if you stopped jumping down Ron’s and my +throats, Harry, because if you haven’t noticed, we’re +on your side.” + +There was a short pause. + +“Sorry,” said Harry in a low voice. + +“That’s quite all right,” said Hermione with dignity. +Then she shook her head. “Don’t you remember what +Dumbledore said at the end-of-term feast last year?” + +Harry and Ron both looked at her blankly, and +Hermione sighed again. + + + +Page | 283Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“About You-Know-Who. He said, ‘His gift for spreading +discord and enmity is very great. We can fight it only +by showing an equally strong bond of friendship and +trust — ’ ” + +“How do you remember stuff like that?” asked Ron, +looking at her in admiration. + +“I listen, Ron,” said Hermione with a touch of +asperity. + +“So do I, but I still couldn’t tell you exactly what — ” + +“The point,” Hermione pressed on loudly, “is that this +sort of thing is exactly what Dumbledore was talking +about. You-Know- Who’s only been back two months, +and we’ve started fighting among ourselves. And the +Sorting Hat’s warning was the same — stand +together, be united — ” + +“And Harry said it last night,” retorted Ron, “if that +means we’re supposed to get matey with the +Slytherins, fat chance.” + +“Well, I think it’s a pity we’re not trying for a bit of +inter-House unity,” said Hermione crossly. + +They had reached the foot of the marble staircase. A +line of fourth-year Ravenclaws was crossing the +entrance hall; they caught sight of Harry and hurried +to form a tighter group, as though frightened he +might attack stragglers. + +“Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends +with people like that,” said Harry sarcastically. + +They followed the Ravenclaws into the Great Hall, +looking instinctively at the staff table as they entered. +Professor Grubbly-Plank was chatting to Professor + +Page | 284Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sinistra, the Astronomy teacher, and Hagrid was once +again conspicuous only by his absence. The +enchanted ceiling above them echoed Harry’s mood; it +was a miserable rain-cloud gray. + +“Dumbledore didn’t even mention how long that +Grubbly-Plank woman’s staying,” he said, as they +made their way across to the Gryffindor table. + +“Maybe ...” said Hermione thoughtfully. + +“What?” said both Harry and Ron together. + +“Well ... maybe he didn’t want to draw attention to +Hagrid not being here.” + +“What d’you mean, draw attention to it?” said Ron, +half laughing. “How could we not notice?” + +Before Hermione could answer, a tall black girl with +long, braided hair had marched up to Harry. + +“Hi, Angelina.” + +“Hi,” she said briskly, “good summer?” And without +waiting for an answer, “Listen, I’ve been made +Gryffindor Quidditch Captain.” + +“Nice one,” said Harry, grinning at her; he suspected +Angelina’s pep talks might not be as long-winded as +Oliver Wood’s had been, which could only be an +improvement. + +“Yeah, well, we need a new Keeper now Oliver’s left. +Tryouts are on Friday at five o’clock and I want the +whole team there, all right? Then we can see how the +new person’ll fit in.” + + + +Page | 285Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Okay,” said Harry, and she smiled at him and +departed. + +“I’d forgotten Wood had left,” said Hermione vaguely, +sitting down beside Ron and pulling a plate of toast +toward her. “I suppose that will make quite a +difference to the team?” + +“I s’pose,” said Harry, taking the bench opposite. “He +was a good Keeper...” + +“Still, it won’t hurt to have some new blood, will it?” +said Ron. + +With a whoosh and a clatter, hundreds of owls came +soaring in through the upper windows. They +descended all over the Hall, bringing letters and +packages to their owners and showering the +breakfasters with droplets of water; it was clearly +raining hard outside. Hedwig was nowhere to be seen, +but Harry was hardly surprised; his only +correspondent was Sirius, and he doubted Sirius +would have anything new to tell him after only +twenty-four hours apart. Hermione, however, had to +move her orange juice aside quickly to make way for a +large damp barn owl bearing a sodden Daily Prophet +in its beak. + +“What are you still getting that for?” said Harry +irritably, thinking of Seamus, as Hermione placed a +Knut in the leather pouch on the owl’s leg and it took +off again. “I’m not bothering ... load of rubbish.” + +“It’s best to know what the enemy are saying,” said +Hermione darkly, and she unfurled the newspaper +and disappeared behind it, not emerging until Harry +and Ron had finished eating. + + + +Page | 286Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nothing,” she said simply, rolling up the newspaper +and laying it down by her plate. “Nothing about you +or Dumbledore or anything.” + +Professor McGonagall was now moving along the table +handing out schedules. + +“Look at today!” groaned Ron. “History of Magic, +double Potions, Divination, and double Defense +Against the Dark Arts ... Binns, Snape, Trelawney, +and that Umbridge woman all in one day! I wish Fred +and George ’d hurry up and get those Skiving +Snackboxes sorted...” + +“Do mine ears deceive me?” said Fred, arriving with +George and squeezing onto the bench beside Harry. +“Hogwarts prefects surely don’t wish to skive off +lessons?” + +“Look what we’ve got today,” said Ron grumpily, +shoving his schedule under Fred’s nose. “That’s the +worst Monday I’ve ever seen.” + +“Fair point, little bro,” said Fred, scanning the +column. “You can have a bit of Nosebleed Nougat +cheap if you like.” + +“Why’s it cheap?” said Ron suspiciously. + +“Because you’ll keep bleeding till you shrivel up, we +haven’t got an antidote yet,” said George, helping +himself to a kipper. + +“Cheers,” said Ron moodily, pocketing his schedule, +“but I think I’ll take the lessons.” + +“And speaking of your Skiving Snackboxes,” said +Hermione, eyeing Fred and George beadily, “you can’t +advertise for testers on the Gryffindor notice board.” + +Page | 287Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Says who?” said George, looking astonished. + +“Says me,” said Hermione. “And Ron.” + +“Leave me out of it,” said Ron hastily. + +Hermione glared at him. Fred and George sniggered. + +“You’ll be singing a different tune soon enough, +Hermione,” said Fred, thickly buttering a crumpet. +“You’re starting your fifth year, you’ll be begging us +for a Snackbox before long.” + +“And why would starting fifth year mean I want a +Skiving Snackbox?” asked Hermione. + +“Fifth year’s O.W.L. year,” said George. + +“So?” + +“So you’ve got your exams coming up, haven’t you? +They’ll be keeping your noses so hard to that +grindstone they’ll be rubbed raw,” said Fred with +satisfaction. + +“Half our year had minor breakdowns coming up to +O.W.L.s,” said George happily. “Tears and tantrums +... Patricia Stimpson kept coming over faint...” + +“Kenneth Towler came out in boils, d’you remember?” +said Fred reminiscently. + +“That’s ’cause you put Bulbadox Powder in his +pajamas,” said George. + +“Oh yeah,” said Fred, grinning. “I’d forgotten... Hard +to keep track sometimes, isn’t it?” + + + +Page | 288Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Anyway, it’s a nightmare of a year, the fifth,” said +George. “If you care about exam results anyway. Fred +and I managed to keep our spirits up somehow.” + +“Yeah ... you got, what was it, three O.W.L.s each?” +said Ron. + +“Yep,” said Fred unconcernedly. “But we feel our +futures lie outside the world of academic +achievement.” + +“We seriously debated whether we were going to +bother coming back for our seventh year,” said +George brightly, “now that we’ve got — ” + +He broke off at a warning look from Harry, who knew +George had been about to mention the Triwizard +winnings he had given them. + +“ — now that we’ve got our O.W.L.s,” George said +hastily. “I mean, do we really need N.E.W.T.s? But we +didn’t think Mum could take us leaving school early, +not on top of Percy turning out to be the world’s +biggest prat.” + +“We’re not going to waste our last year here, though,” +said Fred, looking affectionately around at the Great +Hall. “We’re going to use it to do a bit of market +research, find out exactly what the average Hogwarts +student requires from his joke shop, carefully +evaluate the results of our research, and then +produce the products to fit the demand.” + +“But where are you going to get the gold to start a +joke shop?” asked Hermione skeptically. “You’re going +to need all the ingredients and materials — and +premises too, I suppose...” + + + +Page | 289Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry did not look at the twins. His face felt hot; he +deliberately dropped his fork and dived down to +retrieve it. He heard Fred say overhead, “Ask us no +questions and well tell you no lies, Hermione. C’mon, +George, if we get there early we might be able to sell a +few Extendable Ears before Herbology.” + +Harry emerged from under the table to see Fred and +George walking away, each carrying a stack of toast. + +“What did that mean?” said Hermione, looking from +Harry to Ron. “ ‘Ask us no questions ...’ Does that +mean they’ve already got some gold to start a joke +shop?” + +“You know, I’ve been wondering about that,” said +Ron, his brow furrowed. “They bought me a new set of +dress robes this summer, and I couldn’t understand +where they got the Galleons...” + +Harry decided it was time to steer the conversation +out of these dangerous waters. + +“D’you reckon it’s true this year’s going to be really +tough? Because of the exams?” + +“Oh yeah,” said Ron. “Bound to be, isn’t it? O.W.L.s +are really important, affect the jobs you can apply for +and everything. We get career advice too, later this +year, Bill told me. So you can choose what N.E.W.T.s +you want to do next year.” + +“D’you know what you want to do after Hogwarts?” +Harry asked the other two, as they left the Great Hall +shortly afterward and set off toward their History of +Magic classroom. + +“Not really,” said Ron slowly. “Except ... well ...” + + + +Page | 290Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He looked slightly sheepish. + + + +“What?” Harry urged him. + +“Well, it’d be cool to be an Auror,” said Ron in an +offhand voice. + +“Yeah, it would,” said Harry fervently. + +“But they’re, like, the elite,” said Ron. “You’ve got to +be really good. What about you, Hermione?” + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione. “I think I’d really like +to do something worthwhile.” + +“An Auror’s worthwhile!” said Harry. + +“Yes, it is, but it’s not the only worthwhile thing,” said +Hermione thoughtfully. “I mean, if I could take +S.P.E.W. further ...” + +Harry and Ron carefully avoided looking at each +other. + +History of Magic was by common consent the most +boring subject ever devised by Wizard-kind. Professor +Binns, their ghost teacher, had a wheezy, droning +voice that was almost guaranteed to cause severe +drowsiness within ten minutes, five in warm weather. +He never varied the form of their lessons, but lectured +them without pausing while they took notes, or +rather, gazed sleepily into space. Harry and Ron had +so far managed to scrape passes in this subject only +by copying Hermione’s notes before exams; she alone +seemed able to resist the soporific power of Binns ’s +voice. + +Today they suffered through three quarters of an +hour’s droning on the subject of giant wars. Harry + +Page | 291Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +heard just enough within the first ten minutes to +appreciate dimly that in another teacher’s hands this +subject might have been mildly interesting, but then +his brain disengaged, and he spent the remaining +thirty-five minutes playing hangman on a corner of +his parchment with Ron, while Hermione shot them +filthy looks out of the corner of her eye. + +“How would it be,” she asked them coldly as they left +the classroom for break (Binns drifting away through +the blackboard), “if I refused to lend you my notes +this year?” + +“We’d fail our O.W.L.s,” said Ron. “If you want that on +your conscience, Hermione ...” + +“Well, you’d deserve it,” she snapped. “You don’t even +try to listen to him, do you?” + +“We do try,” said Ron. “We just haven’t got your +brains or your memory or your concentration — +you’re just cleverer than we are — is it nice to rub it +in?” + + + +“Oh, don’t give me that rubbish,” said Hermione, but +she looked slightly mollified as she led the way out +into the damp courtyard. + +A fine misty drizzle was falling, so that the people +standing in huddles around the yard looked blurred +at the edges. Harry, Ron, and Hermione chose a +secluded corner under a heavily dripping balcony, +turning up the collars of their robes against the chilly +September air and talking about what Snape was +likely to set them in the first lesson of the year. They +had got as far as agreeing that it was likely to be +something extremely difficult, just to catch them off +guard after a two-month holiday, when someone +walked around the corner toward them. + +Page | 292Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hello, Harry!” + + + +It was Cho Chang and what was more, she was on +her own again. This was most unusual: Cho was +almost always surrounded by a gang of giggling girls; +Harry remembered the agony of trying to get her by +herself to ask her to the Yule Ball. + +“Hi,” said Harry, feeling his face grow hot. At least +you’re not covered in Stinksap this time, he told +himself. Cho seemed to be thinking along the same +lines. + +“You got that stuff off, then?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, trying to grin as though the +memory of their last meeting was funny as opposed to +mortifying. “So did you ... er ... have a good summer?” + +The moment he had said this he wished he hadn’t: +Cedric had been Cho’s boyfriend and the memory of +his death must have affected her holiday almost as +badly as it had affected Harry’s... Something seemed +to tauten in her face, but she said, “Oh, it was all +right, you know...” + +“Is that a Tornados badge?” Ron demanded suddenly, +pointing at the front of Cho’s robes, to which a sky- +blue badge emblazoned with a double gold T was +pinned. “You don’t support them, do you?” + +“Yeah, I do,” said Cho. + +“Have you always supported them, or just since they +started winning the league?” said Ron, in what Harry +considered an unnecessarily accusatory tone of voice. + +“I’ve supported them since I was six,” said Cho coolly. +“Anyway ... see you, Harry.” + +Page | 293Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She walked away. Hermione waited until Cho was +halfway across the courtyard before rounding on Ron. + + + +“You are so tactless!” + +“What? I only asked her if — ” + +“Couldn’t you tell she wanted to talk to Harry on her +own?” + +“So? She could’ve done, I wasn’t stopping — ” + +“What on earth were you attacking her about her +Quidditch team for?” + +“Attacking? I wasn’t attacking her, I was only — ” + +“Who cares if she supports the Tornados?” + +“Oh, come on, half the people you see wearing those +badges only bought them last season — ” + +“But what does it matter?” + +“It means they’re not real fans, they’re just jumping +on the bandwagon — ” + +“That’s the bell,” said Harry listlessly, because Ron +and Hermione were bickering too loudly to hear it. +They did not stop arguing all the way down to Snape’s +dungeon, which gave Harry plenty of time to reflect +that between Neville and Ron he would be lucky ever +to have two minutes’ conversation with Cho that he +could look back on without wanting to leave the +country. + +And yet, he thought, as they joined the queue lining +up outside Snape’s classroom door, she had chosen +to come and talk to him, hadn’t she? She had been + +Page | 294Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Cedric’s girlfriend; she could easily have hated Harry +for coming out of the Triwizard maze alive when +Cedric had died, yet she was talking to him in a +perfectly friendly way, not as though she thought him +mad, or a liar, or in some horrible way responsible for +Cedric’s death... Yes, she had definitely chosen to +come and talk to him, and that made the second time +in two days . . . and at this thought, Harry’s spirits +rose. Even the ominous sound of Snape’s dungeon +door creaking open did not puncture the small, +hopeful bubble that seemed to have swelled in his +chest. He filed into the classroom behind Ron and +Hermione and followed them to their usual table at +the back, ignoring the huffy, irritable noises now +issuing from both of them. + +“Settle down,” said Snape coldly, shutting the door +behind him. + +There was no real need for the call to order; the +moment the class had heard the door close, quiet had +fallen and all fidgeting stopped. Snape’s mere +presence was usually enough to ensure a class’s +silence. + +“Before we begin today’s lesson,” said Snape, +sweeping over to his desk and staring around at them +all, “I think it appropriate to remind you that next +June you will be sitting an important examination, +during which you will prove how much you have +learned about the composition and use of magical +potions. Moronic though some of this class +undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an +‘Acceptable’ in your O.W.L., or suffer my ... +displeasure.” + +His gaze lingered this time upon Neville, who gulped. + + + +Page | 295Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“After this year, of course, many of you will cease +studying with me,” Snape went on. “I take only the +very best into my N.E.W.T. Potions class, which +means that some of us will certainly be saying good- +bye.” + +His eyes rested on Harry and his lip curled. Harry +glared back, feeling a grim pleasure at the idea that +he would be able to give up Potions after fifth year. + +“But we have another year to go before that happy +moment of farewell,” said Snape softly, “so whether +you are intending to attempt N.E.W.T. or not, I advise +all of you to concentrate your efforts upon +maintaining the high-pass level I have come to expect +from my O.W.L. students. + +“Today we will be mixing a potion that often comes up +at Ordinary Wizarding Level: the Draught of Peace, a +potion to calm anxiety and soothe agitation. Be +warned: If you are too heavy-handed with the +ingredients you will put the drinker into a heavy and +sometimes irreversible sleep, so you will need to pay +close attention to what you are doing.” On Harry’s +left, Hermione sat up a little straighter, her +expression one of the utmost attentiveness. “The +ingredients and method” — Snape flicked his wand — +“are on the blackboard” — (they appeared there) — +“you will find everything you need” — he flicked his +wand again — “in the store cupboard” — (the door of +the said cupboard sprang open) — “you have an hour +and a half... Start.” + +Just as Harry, Ron, and Hermione had predicted, +Snape could hardly have set them a more difficult, +fiddly potion. The ingredients had to be added to the +cauldron in precisely the right order and quantities; +the mixture had to be stirred exactly the right number +of times, firstly in clockwise, then in counterclockwise +Page | 296Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +directions; the heat of the flames on which it was +simmering had to be lowered to exactly the right level +for a specific number of minutes before the final +ingredient was added. + +“A light silver vapor should now be rising from your +potion,” called Snape, with ten minutes left to go. + +Harry, who was sweating profusely, looked +desperately around the dungeon. His own cauldron +was issuing copious amounts of dark gray steam; +Ron’s was spitting green sparks. Seamus was +feverishly prodding the flames at the base of his +cauldron with the tip of his wand, as they had gone +out. The surface of Hermione’s potion, however, was a +shimmering mist of silver vapor, and as Snape swept +by he looked down his hooked nose at it without +comment, which meant that he could find nothing to +criticize. At Harry’s cauldron, however, Snape +stopped, looking down at Harry with a horrible smirk +on his face. + +“Potter, what is this supposed to be?” + +The Slytherins at the front of the class all looked up +eagerly; they loved hearing Snape taunt Harry. + +“The Draught of Peace,” said Harry tensely. + +“Tell me, Potter,” said Snape softly, “can you read?” + +Draco Malfoy laughed. + +“Yes, I can,” said Harry, his fingers clenched tightly +around his wand. + +“Read the third line of the instructions for me, Potter.” + + + +Page | 297Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry squinted at the blackboard; it was not easy to +make out the instructions through the haze of +multicolored steam now filling the dungeon. + +“ ‘Add powdered moonstone, stir three times +counterclockwise, allow to simmer for seven minutes, +then add two drops of syrup of hellebore.’ ” + +His heart sank. He had not added syrup of hellebore, +but had proceeded straight to the fourth line of the +instructions after allowing his potion to simmer for +seven minutes. + +“Did you do everything on the third line, Potter?” + +“No,” said Harry very quietly. + +“I beg your pardon?” + +“No,” said Harry, more loudly. “I forgot the +hellebore...” + +“I know you did, Potter, which means that this mess +is utterly worthless. Evanesco.” + +The contents of Harry’s potion vanished; he was left +standing foolishly beside an empty cauldron. + +“Those of you who have managed to read the +instructions, fill one flagon with a sample of your +potion, label it clearly with your name, and bring it up +to my desk for testing,” said Snape. “Homework: +twelve inches of parchment on the properties of +moonstone and its uses in potion-making, to be +handed in on Thursday.” + +While everyone around him filled their flagons, Harry +cleared away his things, seething. His potion had +been no worse than Ron’s, which was now giving off a + +Page | 298Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +foul odor of bad eggs, or Neville’s, which had achieved +the consistency of just-mixed cement and which +Neville was now having to gouge out of his cauldron, +yet it was he, Harry, who would be receiving zero +marks for the day’s work. He stuffed his wand back +into his bag and slumped down onto his seat, +watching everyone else march up to Snape’s desk +with filled and corked flagons. When at long last the +bell rang, Harry was first out of the dungeon and had +already started his lunch by the time Ron and +Hermione joined him in the Great Hall. The ceiling +had turned an even murkier gray during the morning. +Rain was lashing the high windows. + +“That was really unfair,” said Hermione consolingly, +sitting down next to Harry and helping herself to +shepherd’s pie. “Your potion wasn’t nearly as bad as +Goyle’s, when he put it in his flagon the whole thing +shattered and set his robes on fire.” + +“Yeah, well,” said Harry, glowering at his plate, “since +when has Snape ever been fair to me?” + +Neither of the others answered; all three of them +knew that Snape and Harry’s mutual enmity had +been absolute from the moment Harry had set foot in +Hogwarts. + +“I did think he might be a bit better this year,” said +Hermione in a disappointed voice. “I mean ... you +know ...” She looked carefully around; there were half +a dozen empty seats on either side of them and +nobody was passing the table. "... Now he’s in the +Order and everything.” + +“Poisonous toadstools don’t change their spots,” said +Ron sagely. “Anyway, I’ve always thought Dumbledore +was cracked trusting Snape, where’s the evidence he +ever really stopped working for You-Know-Who?” + +Page | 299Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think Dumbledore’s probably got plenty of evidence, +even if he doesn’t share it with you, Ron,” snapped +Hermione. + +“Oh, shut up, the pair of you,” said Harry heavily, as +Ron opened his mouth to argue back. Hermione and +Ron both froze, looking angry and offended. “Can’t +you give it a rest?” he said. “You’re always having a go +at each other, it’s driving me mad.” And abandoning +his shepherd’s pie, he swung his schoolbag back over +his shoulder and left them sitting there. + +He walked up the marble staircase two steps at a +time, past the many students hurrying toward lunch. +The anger that had just flared so unexpectedly still +blazed inside him, and the vision of Ron and +Hermione ’s shocked faces afforded him a sense of +deep satisfaction. Serve them right, he thought. Why +can’t they give it a rest? ... Bickering all the time ... It’s +enough to drive anyone up the wall. . . + +He passed the large picture of Sir Cadogan the knight +on a landing; Sir Cadogan drew his sword and +brandished it fiercely at Harry, who ignored him. + +“Come back, you scurvy dog, stand fast and fight!” +yelled Sir Cadogan in a muffled voice from behind his +visor, but Harry merely walked on, and when Sir +Cadogan attempted to follow him by running into a +neighboring picture, he was rebuffed by its +inhabitant, a large and angry-looking wolfhound. + +Harry spent the rest of the lunch hour sitting alone +underneath the trapdoor at the top of North Tower, +and consequently he was the first to ascend the silver +ladder that led to Sibyll Trelawney’s classroom when +the bell rang. + + + +Page | 300Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Divination was Harry’s least favorite class after +Potions, which was due mainly to Professor +Trelawney’s habit of predicting his premature death +every few lessons. A thin woman, heavily draped in +shawls and glittering with strings of beads, she +always reminded Harry of some kind of insect, with +her glasses hugely magnifying her eyes. She was busy +putting copies of battered, leather-bound books on +each of the spindly little tables with which her room +was littered when Harry entered the room, but so dim +was the light cast by the lamps covered by scarves +and the low-burning, sickly-scented fire that she +appeared not to notice him as he took a seat in the +shadows. The rest of the class arrived over the next +five minutes. Ron emerged from the trapdoor, looked +around carefully, spotted Harry and made directly for +him, or as directly as he could while having to wend +his way between tables, chairs, and overstuffed poufs. + +“Hermione and me have stopped arguing,” he said, +sitting down beside Harry. + +“Good,” grunted Harry. + +“But Hermione says she thinks it would be nice if you +stopped taking out your temper on us,” said Ron. + +“I’m not — ” + +“I’m just passing on the message,” said Ron, talking +over him. “But I reckon she’s right. It’s not our fault +how Seamus and Snape treat you.” + +“I never said it — ” + +“Good day,” said Professor Trelawney in her usual +misty, dreamy voice, and Harry broke off, feeling both +annoyed and slightly ashamed of himself again. “And +welcome back to Divination. I have, of course, been + +Page | 301Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +following your fortunes most carefully over the +holidays, and am delighted to see that you have all +returned to Hogwarts safely — as, of course, I knew +you would. + +“You will find on the tables before you copies of The +Dream Oracle, by Inigo Imago. Dream interpretation is +a most important means of divining the future and +one that may very probably be tested in your O.W.L. +Not, of course, that I believe examination passes or +failures are of the remotest importance when it comes +to the sacred art of divination. If you have the Seeing +Eye, certificates and grades matter very little. + +However, the headmaster likes you to sit the +examination, so ...” + +Her voice trailed away delicately, leaving them all in +no doubt that Professor Trelawney considered her +subject above such sordid matters as examinations. + +“Turn, please, to the introduction and read what +Imago has to say on the matter of dream +interpretation. Then divide into pairs. Use The Dream +Oracle to interpret each other’s most recent dreams. +Carry on.” + +The one good thing to be said for this lesson was that +it was not a double period. By the time they had all +finished reading the introduction of the book, they +had barely ten minutes left for dream interpretation. +At the table next to Harry and Ron, Dean had paired +up with Neville, who immediately embarked on a long- +winded explanation of a nightmare involving a pair of +giant scissors wearing his grandmother’s best hat; +Harry and Ron merely looked at each other glumly. + +“I never remember my dreams,” said Ron. “You say +one.” + + + +Page | 302Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You must remember one of them,” said Harry +impatiently. + +He was not going to share his dreams with anyone. + +He knew perfectly well what his regular nightmare +about a graveyard meant, he did not need Ron or +Professor Trelawney or the stupid Dream Oracle to tell +him that... + +“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the +other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an +effort to remember. “What d’you reckon that means?” + +“Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant +marshmallow or something,” said Harry, turning the +pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. + +It was very dull work looking up bits of dreams in the +Oracle and Harry was not cheered up when Professor +Trelawney set them the task of keeping a dream diary +for a month as homework. When the bell went, he +and Ron led the way back down the ladder, Ron +grumbling loudly. + +“D’you realize how much homework we’ve got +already? Binns set us a foot-and-a-half-long essay on +giant wars, Snape wants a foot on the use of +moonstones, and now we’ve got a month’s dream +diary from Trelawney! Fred and George weren’t wrong +about O.W.L. year, were they? That Umbridge woman +had better not give us any...” + +When they entered the Defense Against the Dark Arts +classroom they found Professor Umbridge already +seated at the teacher’s desk, wearing the fluffy pink +cardigan of the night before and the black velvet bow +on top of her head. Harry was again reminded forcibly +of a large fly perched unwisely on top of an even +larger toad. + +Page | 303Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The class was quiet as it entered the room; Professor +Umbridge was, as yet, an unknown quantity and +nobody knew yet how strict a disciplinarian she was +likely to be. + +“Well, good afternoon!” she said when finally the +whole class had sat down. + +A few people mumbled “Good afternoon,” in reply. + +“Tut, tut,” said Professor Umbridge. “That won’t do, +now, will it? I should like you, please, to reply ‘Good +afternoon, Professor Umbridge.’ One more time, +please. Good afternoon, class!” + +“Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge,” they chanted +back at her. + +“There, now,” said Professor Umbridge sweetly. “That +wasn’t too difficult, was it? Wands away and quills +out, please.” + +Many of the class exchanged gloomy looks; the order +“wands away” had never yet been followed by a lesson +they had found interesting. Harry shoved his wand +back inside his bag and pulled out quill, ink, and +parchment. Professor Umbridge opened her handbag, +extracted her own wand, which was an unusually +short one, and tapped the blackboard sharply with it; +words appeared on the board at once: + +Defense Against the Dark Arts + +A Return to Basic Principles. + +“Well now, your teaching in this subject has been +rather disrupted and fragmented, hasn’t it?” stated +Professor Umbridge, turning to face the class with her +hands clasped neatly in front of her. “The constant + +Page | 304Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +changing of teachers, many of whom do not seem to +have followed any Ministry-approved curriculum, has +unfortunately resulted in your being far below the +standard we would expect to see in your O.W.L. year. + +“You will be pleased to know, however, that these +problems are now to be rectified. We will be following +a carefully structured, theory-centered, Ministry- +approved course of defensive magic this year. Copy +down the following, please.” + +She rapped the blackboard again; the first message +vanished and was replaced by: + +Course aims: + +1. Understanding the principles underlying +defensive magic. + +2. Learning to recognize situations in which +defensive magic can legally be used. + +3. Placing the use of defensive magic in a context +for practical use. + +For a couple of minutes the room was full of the +sound of scratching quills on parchment. When +everyone had copied down Professor Umbridge’s three +course aims she said, “Has everybody got a copy of +Defensive Magical Theory by Wilbert Slinkhard?” + +There was a dull murmur of assent throughout the +class. + +“I think well try that again,” said Professor Umbridge. +“When I ask you a question, I should like you to reply +‘Yes, Professor Umbridge,’ or ‘No, Professor +Umbridge.’ So, has everyone got a copy of Defensive +Magical Theory by Wilbert Slinkhard?” + +Page | 305Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, Professor Umbridge,” rang through the room. + + + +“Good,” said Professor Umbridge. “I should like you to +turn to page five and read chapter one, ‘Basics for +Beginners.’ There will be no need to talk.” + +Professor Umbridge left the blackboard and settled +herself in the chair behind the teacher’s desk, +observing them all with those pouchy toad’s eyes. +Harry turned to page five of his copy of Defensive +Magical Theory and started to read. + +It was desperately dull, quite as bad as listening to +Professor Binns. He felt his concentration sliding +away from him; he had soon read the same line half a +dozen times without taking in more than the first few +words. Several silent minutes passed. Next to him, + +Ron was absent-mindedly turning his quill over and +over in his fingers, staring at the same spot on the +page. Harry looked right and received a surprise to +shake him out of his torpor. Hermione had not even +opened her copy of Defensive Magical Theory. She was +staring fixedly at Professor Umbridge with her hand +in the air. + +Harry could not remember Hermione ever neglecting +to read when instructed to, or indeed resisting the +temptation to open any book that came under her +nose. He looked at her questioningly, but she merely +shook her head slightly to indicate that she was not +about to answer questions, and continued to stare at +Professor Umbridge, who was looking just as +resolutely in another direction. + +After several more minutes had passed, however, +Harry was not the only one watching Hermione. The +chapter they had been instructed to read was so +tedious that more and more people were choosing to +watch Hermione’s mute attempt to catch Professor +Page | 306Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Umbridge’s eye than to struggle on with “Basics for +Beginners.” + +When more than half the class were staring at +Hermione rather than at their books, Professor +Umbridge seemed to decide that she could ignore the +situation no longer. + +“Did you want to ask something about the chapter, +dear?” she asked Hermione, as though she had only +just noticed her. + +“Not about the chapter, no,” said Hermione. + +“Well, we’re reading just now,” said Professor +Umbridge, showing her small, pointed teeth. “If you +have other queries we can deal with them at the end +of class.” + +“I’ve got a query about your course aims,” said +Hermione. + +Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows. + +“And your name is — ?” + +“Hermione Granger,” said Hermione. + +“Well, Miss Granger, I think the course aims are +perfectly clear if you read them through carefully,” +said Professor Umbridge in a voice of determined +sweetness. + +“Well, I don’t,” said Hermione bluntly. “There’s +nothing written up there about using defensive +spells.” + + + +Page | 307Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a short silence in which many members of +the class turned their heads to frown at the three +course aims still written on the blackboard. + +“ Using defensive spells?” Professor Umbridge repeated +with a little laugh. “Why, I can’t imagine any situation +arising in my classroom that would require you to use +a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren’t +expecting to be attacked during class?” + +“We’re not going to use magic?” Ron ejaculated loudly. + +“Students raise their hands when they wish to speak +in my class, Mr. — ?” + +“Weasley,” said Ron, thrusting his hand into the air. + +Professor Umbridge, smiling still more widely, turned +her back on him. Harry and Hermione immediately +raised their hands too. Professor Umbridge’s pouchy +eyes lingered on Harry for a moment before she +addressed Hermione. + +“Yes, Miss Granger? You wanted to ask something +else?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione. “Surely the whole point of +Defense Against the Dark Arts is to practice defensive +spells?” + +“Are you a Ministry-trained educational expert, Miss +Granger?” asked Professor Umbridge in her falsely +sweet voice. + +“No, but — ” + +“Well then, I’m afraid you are not qualified to decide +what the Svhole point’ of any class is. Wizards much +older and cleverer than you have devised our new + +Page | 308Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +program of study. You will be learning about +defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way — ” + +“What use is that?” said Harry loudly. “If we’re going +to be attacked it won’t be in a — ” + +“Hand, Mr. Potter!” sang Professor Umbridge. + +Harry thrust his fist in the air. Professor Umbridge +promptly turned away from him again, but now +several other people had their hands up too. + +“And your name is?” Professor Umbridge said to +Dean. + +“Dean Thomas.” + +“Well, Mr. Thomas?” + +“Well, it’s like Harry said, isn’t it?” said Dean. “If we’re +going to be attacked, it won’t be risk-free — ” + +“I repeat,” said Professor Umbridge, smiling in a very +irritating fashion at Dean, “do you expect to be +attacked during my classes?” + +“No, but — ” + +Professor Umbridge talked over him. + +“I do not wish to criticize the way things have been +run in this school,” she said, an unconvincing smile +stretching her wide mouth, “but you have been +exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this +class, very irresponsible indeed — not to mention,” +she gave a nasty little laugh, “extremely dangerous +half-breeds.” + + + +Page | 309Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If you mean Professor Lupin,” piped up Dean +Thomas angrily, “he was the best we ever — ” + +“Hand, Mr. Thomas! As I was saying — you have been +introduced to spells that have been complex, +inappropriate to your age group, and potentially +lethal. You have been frightened into believing that +you are likely to meet Dark attacks every other day — + + + +“No we haven’t,” Hermione said, “we just — ” + +“Your hand is not up, Miss Grangeii” + +Hermione put up her hand; Professor Umbridge +turned away from her. + +“It is my understanding that my predecessor not only +performed illegal curses in front of you, he actually +performed them on you — ” + +“Well, he turned out to be a maniac, didn’t he?” said +Dean Thomas hotly. “Mind you, we still learned loads + + + +“Your hand is not up, Mr. ThomasY trilled Professor +Umbridge. “Now, it is the view of the Ministry that a +theoretical knowledge will be more than sufficient to +get you through your examination, which, after all, is +what school is all about. And your name is?” she +added, staring at Parvati, whose hand had just shot +up. + +“Parvati Patil, and isn’t there a practical bit in our +Defense Against the Dark Arts O.W.L.? Aren’t we +supposed to show that we can actually do the +countercurses and things?” + + + +Page | 310Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“As long as you have studied the theory hard enough, +there is no reason why you should not be able to +perform the spells under carefully controlled +examination conditions,” said Professor Umbridge +dismissively. + +“Without ever practicing them before?” said Parvati +incredulously. “Are you telling us that the first time +we’ll get to do the spells will be during our exam?” + +“I repeat, as long as you have studied the theory hard +enough — ” + +“And what good’s theory going to be in the real +world?” said Harry loudly, his fist in the air again. + +Professor Umbridge looked up. + +“This is school, Mr. Potter, not the real world,” she +said softly. + +“So we’re not supposed to be prepared for what’s +waiting out there?” + +“There is nothing waiting out there, Mr. Potter.” + +“Oh yeah?” said Harry. His temper, which seemed to +have been bubbling just beneath the surface all day, +was reaching boiling point. + +“Who do you imagine wants to attack children like +yourselves?” inquired Professor Umbridge in a +horribly honeyed voice. + +“Hmm, let’s think ...” said Harry in a mock thoughtful +voice, “maybe Lord Voldemort?” + +Ron gasped; Lavender Brown uttered a little scream; +Neville slipped sideways off his stool. Professor + +Page | 311Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Umbridge, however, did not flinch. She was staring at +Harry with a grimly satisfied expression on her face. + + + +“Ten points from Gryffindor, Mr. Potter.” + +The classroom was silent and still. Everyone was +staring at either Umbridge or Harry. + +“Now, let me make a few things quite plain.” + +Professor Umbridge stood up and leaned toward +them, her stubby-fingered hands splayed on her desk. + +“You have been told that a certain Dark wizard has +returned from the dead — ” + +“He wasn’t dead,” said Harry angrily, “but yeah, he’s +returned!” + +“Mr.-Potter-you-have-already-lost-your-House-ten- +points-do-not-make-matters-worse-for-yourself,” said +Professor Umbridge in one breath without looking at +him. “As I was saying, you have been informed that a +certain Dark wizard is at large once again. This is a +lie.” + +“It is NOT a lie!” said Harry. “I saw him, I fought him!” + +“Detention, Mr. Potter!” said Professor Umbridge +triumphantly. “Tomorrow evening. Five o’clock. My +office. I repeat, this is a lie. The Ministry of Magic +guarantees that you are not in danger from any Dark +wizard. If you are still worried, by all means come and +see me outside class hours. If someone is alarming +you with fibs about reborn Dark wizards, I would like +to hear about it. I am here to help. I am your friend. +And now, you will kindly continue your reading. Page +five, ‘Basics for Beginners.’ ” + +Page | 312Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Umbridge sat down behind her desk again. +Harry, however, stood up. Everyone was staring at +him; Seamus looked half-scared, half-fascinated. + +“Harry, no!” Hermione whispered in a warning voice, +tugging at his sleeve, but Harry jerked his arm out of +her reach. + +“So, according to you, Cedric Diggory dropped dead of +his own accord, did he?” Harry asked, his voice +shaking. + +There was a collective intake of breath from the class, +for none of them, apart from Ron and Hermione, had +ever heard Harry talk about what had happened on +the night that Cedric had died. They stared avidly +from Harry to Professor Umbridge, who had raised +her eyes and was staring at him without a trace of a +fake smile on her face. + +“Cedric Diggory’s death was a tragic accident,” she +said coldly. + +“It was murder,” said Harry. He could feel himself +shaking. He had hardly talked to anyone about this, +least of all thirty eagerly listening classmates. +“Voldemort killed him, and you know it.” + +Professor Umbridge’s face was quite blank. For a +moment he thought she was going to scream at him. +Then she said, in her softest, most sweetly girlish +voice, “Come here, Mr. Potter, dear.” + +He kicked his chair aside, strode around Ron and +Hermione and up to the teacher’s desk. He could feel +the rest of the class holding its breath. He felt so +angry he did not care what happened next. + + + +Page | 313Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Umbridge pulled a small roll of pink +parchment out of her handbag, stretched it out on the +desk, dipped her quill into a bottle of ink, and started +scribbling, hunched over so that Harry could not see +what she was writing. Nobody spoke. After a minute +or so she rolled up the parchment and tapped it with +her wand; it sealed itself seamlessly so that he could +not open it. + +“Take this to Professor McGonagall, dear,” said +Professor Umbridge, holding out the note to him. + +He took it from her without saying a word and left the +room, not even looking back at Ron and Hermione, +and slamming the classroom door shut behind him. +He walked very fast along the corridor, the note to +McGonagall clutched tight in his hand, and turning a +corner walked slap into Peeves the Poltergeist, a wide- +faced little man floating on his back in midair, +juggling several inkwells. + +“Why, it’s Potty Wee Potter!” cackled Peeves, allowing +two of the inkwells to fall to the ground where they +smashed and spattered the walls with ink; Harry +jumped backward out of the way with a snarl. + +“Get out of it, Peeves.” + +“Oooh, Crackpot’s feeling cranky,” said Peeves, +pursuing Harry along the corridor, leering as he +zoomed along above him. “What is it this time, my +fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing visions? +Speaking in” — Peeves blew a gigantic raspberry — +“tongues?” + +“I said, leave me ALONE!” Harry shouted, running +down the nearest flight of stairs, but Peeves merely +slid down the banister on his back beside him. + + + +Page | 314Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, most think he’s barking, the Potty wee lad, + +But some are more kindly and think he’s just sad, + +But Peevesy knows better and says that he’s mad — ” +“SHUT UP!” + +A door to his left flew open and Professor McGonagall +emerged from her office looking grim and slightly +harassed. + +“What on earth are you shouting about, Potter?” she +snapped, as Peeves cackled gleefully and zoomed out +of sight. “Why aren’t you in class?” + +“I’ve been sent to see you,” said Harry stiffly. + +“Sent? What do you mean, sent?” + +He held out the note from Professor Umbridge. +Professor McGonagall took it from him, frowning, slit +it open with a tap of her wand, stretched it out, and +began to read. Her eyes zoomed from side to side +behind their square spectacles as she read what +Umbridge had written, and with each line they +became narrower. + +“Come in here, Potter.” + +He followed her inside her study. The door closed +automatically behind him. + +“Well?” said Professor McGonagall, rounding on him. +“Is this true?” + +“Is what true?” Harry asked, rather more aggressively +than he had intended. “Professor?” he added in an +attempt to sound more polite. + +Page | 315Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?” +“Yes,” said Harry. + +“You called her a liar?” + +“Yes.” + +“You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?” +“Yes.” + +Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, +frowning at Harry. Then she said, “Have a biscuit, +Potter.” + +“Have — what?” + +“Have a biscuit,” she repeated impatiently, indicating +a tartan tin of cookies lying on top of one of the piles +of papers on her desk. “And sit down.” + +There had been a previous occasion when Harry, +expecting to be caned by Professor McGonagall, had +instead been appointed by her to the Gryffindor +Quidditch team. He sank into a chair opposite her +and helped himself to a Ginger Newt, feeling just as +confused and wrong-footed as he had done on that +occasion. + +Professor McGonagall set down Professor Umbridge’s +note and looked very seriously at Harry. + +“Potter, you need to be careful.” + +Harry swallowed his mouthful of Ginger Newt and +stared at her. Her tone of voice was not at all what he +was used to; it was not brisk, crisp, and stern; it was + + + +Page | 316Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +low and anxious and somehow much more human +than usual. + +“Misbehavior in Dolores Umbridge’s class could cost +you much more than House points and a detention.” + +“What do you — ?” + +“Potter, use your common sense,” snapped Professor +McGonagall, with an abrupt return to her usual +manner. “You know where she comes from, you must +know to whom she is reporting.” + +The bell rang for the end of the lesson. Overhead and +all around came the elephantine sounds of hundreds +of students on the move. + +“It says here she’s given you detention every evening +this week, starting tomorrow,” Professor McGonagall +said, looking down at Umbridge’s note again. + +“Every evening this week!” Harry repeated, horrified. +“But, Professor, couldn’t you — ?” + +“No, I couldn’t,” said Professor McGonagall flatly. + +“But — ” + +“She is your teacher and has every right to give you +detention. You will go to her room at five o’clock +tomorrow for the first one. Just remember: Tread +carefully around Dolores Umbridge.” + +“But I was telling the truth!” said Harry, outraged. +“Voldemort’s back, you know he is, Professor +Dumbledore knows he is — ” + +“For heaven’s sake, Potter!” said Professor +McGonagall, straightening her glasses angrily (she + +Page | 317Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had winced horribly when he had used Voldemort’s +name). “Do you really think this is about truth or +lies? It’s about keeping your head down and your +temper under control!” + +She stood up, nostrils wide and mouth very thin, and +he stood too. + +“Have another biscuit,” she said irritably, thrusting +the tin at him. + +“No, thanks,” said Harry coldly. + +“Don’t be ridiculous,” she snapped. + +He took one. + +“Thanks,” he said grudgingly. + +“Didn’t you listen to Dolores Umbridge’s speech at the +start-of-term feast, Potter?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Yeah ... she said ... progress will +be prohibited or ... well, it meant that ... that the +Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts.” + +Professor McGonagall eyed him for a moment, then +sniffed, walked around her desk, and held open the +door for him. + +“Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any +rate,” she said, pointing him out of her office. + + + +Page | 318Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +DETENTION WITH DOLORES + +Dinner in the Great Hall that night was not a pleasant +experience for Harry. The news about his shouting +match with Umbridge seemed to have traveled +exceptionally fast even by Hogwarts standards. He +heard whispers all around him as he sat eating +between Ron and Hermione. The funny thing was that +none of the whisperers seemed to mind him +overhearing what they were saying about him — on +the contrary, it was as though they were hoping he +would get angry and start shouting again, so that +they could hear his story firsthand. + +“He says he saw Cedric Diggory murdered...” + +“He reckons he dueled with You-Know-Who...” + +“Come off it...” + +“Who does he think he’s kidding?” + +“Pur - lease ...” + + + +Page | 319Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“What I don’t get,” said Harry in a shaking voice, +laying down his knife and fork (his hands were +trembling too much to hold them steady), “is why they +all believed the story two months ago when +Dumbledore told them...” + +“The thing is, Harry, I’m not sure they did,” said +Hermione grimly. “Oh, let’s get out of here.” + +She slammed down her own knife and fork; Ron +looked sadly at his half-finished apple pie but +followed suit. People stared at them all the way out of +the Hall. + +“What d’you mean, you’re not sure they believed +Dumbledore?” Harry asked Hermione when they +reached the first-floor landing. + +“Look, you don’t understand what it was like after it +happened,” said Hermione quietly. “You arrived back +in the middle of the lawn clutching Cedric’s dead +body... None of us saw what happened in the maze... +We just had Dumbledore’s word for it that You-Know- +Who had come back and killed Cedric and fought +you.” + +“Which is the truth!” said Harry loudly. + +“I know it is, Harry, so will you please stop biting my +head off?” said Hermione wearily. “It’s just that before +the truth could sink in, everyone went home for the +summer, where they spent two months reading about +how you’re a nutcase and Dumbledore’s going senile!” + +Rain pounded on the windowpanes as they strode +along the empty corridors back to Gryffindor Tower. +Harry felt as though his first day had lasted a week, +but he still had a mountain of homework to do before +bed. A dull pounding pain was developing over his +Page | 320Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +right eye. He glanced out of a rain-washed window at +the dark grounds as they turned into the Fat Lady’s +corridor. There was still no light in Hagrid’s cabin. + +“Mimbulus mimbletonia,” said Hermione, before the +Fat Lady could ask. The portrait swung open to reveal +the hole behind and the three of them scrambled +back through it. + +The common room was almost empty; nearly everyone +was still down at dinner. Crookshanks uncoiled +himself from an armchair and trotted to meet them, +purring loudly, and when Harry, Ron, and Hermione +took their three favorite chairs at the fireside he leapt +lightly into Hermione ’s lap and curled up there like a +furry ginger cushion. Harry gazed into the flames, +feeling drained and exhausted. + +“How can Dumbledore have let this happen?” +Hermione cried suddenly, making Harry and Ron +jump; Crookshanks leapt off her, looking affronted. +She pounded the arms of her chair in fury, so that +bits of stuffing leaked out of the holes. “How can he +let that terrible woman teach us? And in our O.W.L. +year too!” + +“Well, we’ve never had great Defense Against the Dark +Arts teachers, have we?” said Harry. “You know what +it’s like, Hagrid told us, nobody wants the job, they +say it’s jinxed.” + +“Yes, but to employ someone who’s actually refusing +to let us do magic! What’s Dumbledore playing at?” + +“And she’s trying to get people to spy for her,” said +Ron darkly. “Remember when she said she wanted us +to come and tell her if we hear anyone saying You- +Know- Who’s back?” + + + +Page | 321Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Of course she’s here to spy on us all, that’s obvious, +why else would Fudge have wanted her to come?” +snapped Hermione. + +“Don’t start arguing again,” said Harry wearily, as +Ron opened his mouth to retaliate. “Can’t we just ... +Let’s just do that homework, get it out of the way...” + +They collected their schoolbags from a corner and +returned to the chairs by the fire. People were coming +back from dinner now. Harry kept his face averted +from the portrait hole, but could still sense the stares +he was attracting. + +“Shall we do Snape’s stuff first?” said Ron, dipping +his quill into his ink. “ ‘The properties ...of moonstone +... and its uses ...in potion-making ...’ ” he muttered, +writing the words across the top of his parchment as +he spoke them. “There.” He underlined the title, then +looked up expectantly at Hermione. + +“So what are the properties of moonstone and its uses +in potion-making?” + +But Hermione was not listening; she was squinting +over into the far corner of the room, where Fred, +George, and Lee Jordan were now sitting at the center +of a knot of innocent-looking first years, all of whom +were chewing something that seemed to have come +out of a large paper bag that Fred was holding. + +“No, I’m sorry, they’ve gone too far,” she said, +standing up and looking positively furious. “Come on, +Ron.” + +“I — what?” said Ron, plainly playing for time. “No — +come on, Hermione — we can’t tell them off for giving +out sweets...” + + + +Page | 322Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You know perfectly well that those are bits of +Nosebleed Nougat or — or Puking Pastilles or — ” + +“Fainting Fancies?” Harry suggested quietly. + +One by one, as though hit over the heads with +invisible mallets, the first years were slumping +unconscious in their seats; some slid right onto the +floor, others merely hung over the arms of their +chairs, their tongues lolling out. Most of the people +watching were laughing; Hermione, however, squared +her shoulders and marched directly over to where +Fred and George now stood with clipboards, closely +observing the unconscious first years. Ron rose +halfway out of his chair, hovered uncertainly for a +moment or two, then muttered to Harry, “She’s got it +under control,” before sinking as low in his chair as +his lanky frame permitted. + +“That’s enough!” Hermione said forcefully to Fred and +George, both of whom looked up in mild surprise. + +“Yeah, you’re right,” said George, nodding, “this +dosage looks strong enough, doesn’t it?” + +“I told you this morning, you can’t test your rubbish +on students!” + +“We’re paying them!” said Fred indignantly. + +“I don’t care, it could be dangerous!” + +“Rubbish,” said Fred. + +“Calm down, Hermione, they’re fine!” said Lee +reassuringly as he walked from first year to first year, +inserting purple sweets into their open mouths. + +“Yeah, look, they’re coming round now,” said George. + +Page | 323Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A few of the first years were indeed stirring. Several +looked so shocked to find themselves lying on the +floor, or dangling off their chairs, that Harry was sure +Fred and George had not warned them what the +sweets were going to do. + +“Feel all right?” said George kindly to a small dark- +haired girl lying at his feet. + +“I-I think so,” she said shakily. + +“Excellent,” said Fred happily, but the next second +Hermione had snatched both his clipboard and the +paper bag of Fainting Fancies from his hands. + +“It is NOT excellent!” + +“ ’Course it is, they’re alive, aren’t they?” said Fred +angrily. + +“You can’t do this, what if you made one of them +really ill?” + +“We’re not going to make them ill, we’ve already tested +them all on ourselves, this is just to see if everyone +reacts the same — ” + +“If you don’t stop doing it, I’m going to — ” + +“Put us in detention?” said Fred in an I’d-like-to-see- +you-try-it voice. + +“Make us write lines?” said George, smirking. + +Onlookers all over the room were laughing. Hermione +drew herself up to her full height; her eyes were +narrowed and her bushy hair seemed to crackle with +electricity. + + + +Page | 324Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” she said, her voice quivering with anger, “but I +will write to your mother.” + + + +“You wouldn’t,” said George, horrified, taking a step +back from her. + +“Oh, yes, I would,” said Hermione grimly. “I can’t stop +you eating the stupid things yourselves, but you’re +not giving them to first years.” + +Fred and George looked thunderstruck. It was clear +that as far as they were concerned, Hermione ’s threat +was way below the belt. With a last threatening look +at them, she thrust Fred’s clipboard and the bag of +Fancies back into his arms and stalked back to her +chair by the fire. + +Ron was now so low in his seat that his nose was +roughly level with his knees. + +“Thank you for your support, Ron,” Hermione said +acidly. + +“You handled it fine by yourself,” Ron mumbled. + +Hermione stared down at her blank piece of +parchment for a few seconds, then said edgily, “Oh, +it’s no good, I can’t concentrate now. I’m going to +bed.” + +She wrenched her bag open; Harry thought she was +about to put her books away, but instead she pulled +out two misshapen woolly objects, placed them +carefully on a table by the fireplace, covered them +with a few screwed-up bits of parchment and a +broken quill, and stood back to admire the effect. + +“What in the name of Merlin are you doing?” said +Ron, watching her as though fearful for her sanity. + +Page | 325Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re hats for house-elves,” she said briskly, now +stuffing her books back into her bag. “I did them over +the summer. I’m a really slow knitter without magic, +but now I’m back at school I should be able to make +lots more.” + +“You’re leaving out hats for the house-elves?” said +Ron slowly. “And you’re covering them up with +rubbish first?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione defiantly, swinging her bag onto +her back. + +“That’s not on,” said Ron angrily. “You’re trying to +trick them into picking up the hats. You’re setting +them free when they might not want to be free.” + +“Of course they want to be free!” said Hermione at +once, though her face was turning pink. “Don’t you +dare touch those hats, Ron!” + +She left. Ron waited until she had disappeared +through the door to the girls’ dormitories, then +cleared the rubbish off the woolly hats. + +“They should at least see what they’re picking up,” he +said firmly. “Anyway ...” He rolled up the parchment +on which he had written the title of Snape’s essay. +“There’s no point trying to finish this now, I can’t do it +without Hermione, I haven’t got a clue what you’re +supposed to do with moonstones, have you?” + +Harry shook his head, noticing as he did so that the +ache in his right temple was getting worse. He +thought of the long essay on giant wars and the pain +stabbed at him sharply. Knowing perfectly well that +he would regret not finishing his homework tonight +when the morning came, he piled his books back into +his bag. + +Page | 326Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm going to bed too.” + +He passed Seamus on the way to the door leading to +the dormitories, but did not look at him. Harry had a +fleeting impression that Seamus had opened his +mouth to speak, but sped up, and reached the +soothing peace of the stone spiral staircase without +having to endure any more provocation. + +The following day dawned just as leaden and rainy as +the previous one. Hagrid was still absent from the +staff table at breakfast. + +“But on the plus side, no Snape today,” said Ron +bracingly. + +Hermione yawned widely and poured herself some +coffee. She looked mildly pleased about something, +and when Ron asked her what she had to be so happy +about, she simply said, “The hats have gone. Seems +the house-elves do want freedom after all.” + +“I wouldn’t bet on it,” Ron told her cuttingly. “They +might not count as clothes. They didn’t look anything +like hats to me, more like woolly bladders.” + +Hermione did not speak to him all morning. + +Double Charms was succeeded by double +Transfiguration. Professor Flitwick and Professor +McGonagall both spent the first fifteen minutes of +their lessons lecturing the class on the importance of +O.W.L.s. + +“What you must remember,” said little Professor +Flitwick squeakily, perched as ever on a pile of books +so that he could see over the top of his desk, “is that +these examinations may influence your futures for +many years to come! If you have not already given +Page | 327Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +serious thought to your careers, now is the time to do +so. And in the meantime, I’m afraid, we shall be +working harder than ever to ensure that you all do +yourselves justice!” + +They then spent more than an hour reviewing +Summoning Charms, which according to Professor +Flitwick were bound to come up in their O.W.L., and +he rounded off the lesson by setting them their largest +amount of Charms homework ever. + +It was the same, if not worse, in Transfiguration. + +“You cannot pass an O.W.L.,” said Professor +McGonagall grimly, “without serious application, +practice, and study. I see no reason why everybody in +this class should not achieve an O.W.L. in +Transfiguration as long as they put in the work.” +Neville made a sad little disbelieving noise. “Yes, you +too, Longbottom,” said Professor McGonagall. “There’s +nothing wrong with your work except lack of +confidence. So ... today we are starting Vanishing +Spells. These are easier than Conjuring Spells, which +you would not usually attempt until N.E.W.T. level, +but they are still among the most difficult magic you +will be tested on in your O.W.L.” + +She was quite right; Harry found the Vanishing Spells +horribly difficult. By the end of a double period, +neither he nor Ron had managed to vanish the snails +on which they were practicing, though Ron said +hopefully that he thought his looked a bit paler. +Hermione, on the other hand, successfully vanished +her snail on the third attempt, earning her a ten-point +bonus for Gryffindor from Professor McGonagall. She +was the only person not given homework; everybody +else was told to practice the spell overnight, ready for +a fresh attempt on their snails the following +afternoon. + +Page | 328Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Now panicking slightly about the amount of +homework they had to do, Harry and Ron spent their +lunch hour in the library looking up the uses of +moonstones in potion-making. Still angry about Ron’s +slur on her woolly hats, Hermione did not join them. +By the time they reached Care of Magical Creatures in +the afternoon, Harry’s head was aching again. + +The day had become cool and breezy, and, as they +walked down the sloping lawn toward Hagrid’s cabin +on the edge of the Forbidden Forest, they felt the +occasional drop of rain on their faces. Professor +Grubbly-Plank stood waiting for the class some ten +yards from Hagrid’s front door, a long trestle table in +front of her laden with many twigs. As Harry and Ron +reached her, a loud shout of laughter sounded behind +them; turning, they saw Draco Malfoy striding toward +them, surrounded by his usual gang of Slytherin +cronies. He had clearly just said something highly +amusing, because Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy Parkinson, +and the rest continued to snigger heartily as they +gathered around the trestle table. Judging by the fact +that all of them kept looking over at Harry, he was +able to guess the subject of the joke without too much +difficulty. + +“Everyone here?” barked Professor Grubbly-Plank, +once all the Slytherins and Gryffindors had arrived. +“Let’s crack on then — who can tell me what these +things are called?” + +She indicated the heap of twigs in front of her. +Hermione ’s hand shot into the air. Behind her back, +Malfoy did a buck-toothed imitation of her jumping +up and down in eagerness to answer a question. + +Pansy Parkinson gave a shriek of laughter that turned +almost at once into a scream, as the twigs on the +table leapt into the air and revealed themselves to be +what looked like tiny pixieish creatures made of wood, +Page | 329Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +each with knobbly brown arms and legs, two twiglike +fingers at the end of each hand, and a funny, flat, +barklike face in which a pair of beetle-brown eyes +glittered. + +“Oooooh!” said Parvati and Lavender, thoroughly +irritating Harry: Anyone would have thought that +Hagrid never showed them impressive creatures; +admittedly the flobberworms had been a bit dull, but +the salamanders and hippogriffs had been interesting +enough, and the Blast-Ended Skrewts perhaps too +much so. + +“Kindly keep your voices down, girls!” said Professor +Grubbly-Plank sharply, scattering a handful of what +looked like brown rice among the stick-creatures, who +immediately fell upon the food. “So — anyone know +the names of these creatures? Miss Granger?” + +“Bowtruckles,” said Hermione. “They’re tree- +guardians, usually live in wand-trees.” + +“Five points for Gryffindor,” said Professor Grubbly- +Plank. “Yes, these are bowtruckles and, as Miss +Granger rightly says, they generally live in trees +whose wood is of wand quality. Anybody know what +they eat?” + +“Wood lice,” said Hermione promptly, which explained +why what Harry had taken for grains of brown rice +were moving. “But fairy eggs if they can get them.” + +“Good girl, take another five points. So whenever you +need leaves or wood from a tree in which a +bowtruckle lodges, it is wise to have a gift of wood lice +ready to distract or placate it. They may not look +dangerous, but if angered they will gouge out human +eyes with their fingers, which, as you can see, are +very sharp and not at all desirable near the eyeballs. +Page | 330Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +So if you’d like to gather closer, take a few wood lice +and a bowtruckle — I have enough here for one +between three — you can study them more closely. I +want a sketch from each of you with all body parts +labeled by the end of the lesson.” + +The class surged forward around the trestle table. +Harry deliberately circled around the back so that he +ended up right next to Professor Grubbly-Plank. + +“Where’s Hagrid?” he asked her, while everyone else +was choosing bowtruckles. + +“Never you mind,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank +repressively, which had been her attitude last time +Hagrid had failed to turn up for a class too. Smirking +all over his pointed face, Draco Malfoy leaned across +Harry and seized the largest bowtruckle. + +“Maybe,” said Malfoy in an undertone, so that only +Harry could hear him, “the stupid great oaf’s got +himself badly injured.” + +“Maybe you will if you don’t shut up,” said Harry out +of the side of his mouth. + +“Maybe he’s been messing with stuff that’s too big for +him, if you get my drift.” + +Malfoy walked away, smirking over his shoulder at +Harry, who suddenly felt sick. Did Malfoy know +something? His father was a Death Eater, after all; +what if he had information about Hagrid ’s fate that +had not yet reached the Order’s ears? He hurried +back around the table to Ron and Hermione, who +were squatting on the grass some distance away and +attempting to persuade a bowtruckle to remain still +long enough to draw it. Harry pulled out parchment + + + +Page | 331Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and quill, crouched down beside the others, and +related in a whisper what Malfoy had just said. + +“Dumbledore would know if something had happened +to Hagrid,” said Hermione at once. “It’s just playing +into Malfoy’s hands to look worried, it tells him we +don’t know exactly what’s going on. We’ve got to +ignore him, Harry. Here, hold the bowtruckle for a +moment, just so I can draw its face...” + +“Yes,” came Malfoy’s clear drawl from the group +nearest them, “Father was talking to the Minister just +a couple of days ago, you know, and it sounds as +though the Ministry’s really determined to crack down +on substandard teaching in this place. So even if that +overgrown moron does show up again, he’ll probably +be sent packing straight away.” + +“OUCH!” + +Harry had gripped the bowtruckle so hard that it had +almost snapped; it had just taken a great retaliatory +swipe at his hand with its sharp fingers, leaving two +long deep cuts there. Harry dropped it; Crabbe and +Goyle, who had already been guffawing at the idea of +Hagrid being sacked, laughed still harder as the +bowtruckle set off at full tilt toward the forest, a little, +moving stickman soon swallowed up by the tree roots. +When the bell echoed distantly over the grounds +Harry rolled up his bloodstained bowtruckle picture +and marched off to Herbology with his hand wrapped +in a handkerchief of Hermione ’s and Malfoy’s derisive +laughter still ringing in his ears. + +“If he calls Hagrid a moron one more time ...” snarled +Harry. + + + +Page | 332Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t +forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult +for you...” + +“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult +life?” said Harry sarcastically. Ron laughed, but +Hermione frowned. Together they traipsed across the +vegetable patch. The sky still appeared unable to +make up its mind whether it wanted to rain or not. + +“I just wish Hagrid would hurry up and get back, +that’s all,” said Harry in a low voice, as they reached +the greenhouses. “And don’t say that Grubbly-Plank +woman’s a better teacher!” he added threateningly. + +“I wasn’t going to,” said Hermione calmly. + +“Because she’ll never be as good as Hagrid,” said +Harry firmly, fully aware that he had just experienced +an exemplary Care of Magical Creatures lesson and +was thoroughly annoyed about it. + +The door of the nearest greenhouse opened and some +fourth years spilled out of it, including Ginny. + +“Hi,” she said brightly as she passed. A few seconds +later, Luna Lovegood emerged, trailing behind the rest +of the class, a smudge of earth on her nose and her +hair tied in a knot on the top of her head. When she +saw Harry, her prominent eyes seemed to bulge +excitedly and she made a beeline straight for him. +Many of his classmates turned curiously to watch. +Luna took a great breath and then said, without so +much as a preliminary hello: “I believe He-Who-Must- +Not-Be-Named is back, and I believe you fought him +and escaped from him.” + +“Er — right,” said Harry awkwardly. Luna was +wearing what looked like a pair of orange radishes for + +Page | 333Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +earrings, a fact that Parvati and Lavender seemed to +have noticed, as they were both giggling and pointing +at her earlobes. + +“You can laugh!” Luna said, her voice rising, +apparently under the impression that Parvati and +Lavender were laughing at what she had said rather +than what she was wearing. “But people used to +believe there were no such things as the Blibbering +Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!” + +“Well, they were right, weren’t they?” said Hermione +impatiently. “There weren’t any such things as the +Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned +Snorkack.” + +Luna gave her a withering look and flounced away, +radishes swinging madly. Parvati and Lavender were +not the only ones hooting with laughter now. + +“D’you mind not offending the only people who believe +me?” Harry asked Hermione as they made their way +into class. + +“Oh, for heaven’s sake, Harry, you can do better than +her,” said Hermione. “Ginny’s told me all about her, +apparently she’ll only believe in things as long as +there’s no proof at all. Well, I wouldn’t expect +anything else from someone whose father runs The +Quibbler.” + +Harry thought of the sinister winged horses he had +seen on the night he had arrived and how Luna had +said she could see them too. His spirits sank slightly. +Had she been lying? But before he could devote much +more thought to the matter, Ernie Macmillan had +stepped up to him. + + + +Page | 334Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I want you to know, Potter,” he said in a loud, +carrying voice, “that it’s not only weirdos who support +you. I personally believe you one hundred percent. My +family have always stood firm behind Dumbledore, +and so do I.” + +“Er — thanks very much, Ernie,” said Harry, taken +aback but pleased. Ernie might be pompous on +occasions like these, but Harry was in a mood to +deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from somebody +who was not wearing radishes in their ears. Ernie’s +words had certainly wiped the smile from Lavender +Brown’s face and, as he turned to talk to Ron and +Hermione, Harry caught Seamus’s expression, which +looked both confused and defiant. + +To nobody’s surprise, Professor Sprout started their +lesson by lecturing them about the importance of +O.W.L.s. Harry wished all the teachers would stop +doing this; he was starting to get an anxious, twisted +feeling in his stomach every time he remembered how +much homework he had to do, a feeling that +worsened dramatically when Professor Sprout gave +them yet another essay at the end of class. Tired and +smelling strongly of dragon dung, Professor Sprout’s +preferred brand of fertilizer, the Gryffindors trooped +back up to the castle an hour and a half later, none of +them talking very much; it had been another long +day. + +As Harry was starving, and he had his first detention +with Umbridge at five o’clock, he headed straight for +dinner without dropping off his bag in Gryffindor +Tower so that he could bolt something down before +facing whatever she had in store for him. He had +barely reached the entrance of the Great Hall, +however, when a loud and angry voice said, “Oy, +Potter!” + + + +Page | 335Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What now?” he muttered wearily, turning to face +Angelina Johnson, who looked as though she was in a +towering temper. + +“I’ll tell you what now,” she said, marching straight +up to him and poking him hard in the chest with her +finger. “How come you’ve landed yourself in detention +for five o’clock on Friday?” + +“What?” said Harry. “Why ... oh yeah, Keeper tryouts!” + +“Now he remembers!” snarled Angelina. “Didn’t I tell +you I wanted to do a tryout with the whole team, and +find someone who fitted in with everyone? Didn’t I tell +you I’d booked the Quidditch pitch specially? And +now you’ve decided you’re not going to be there!” + +“I didn’t decide not to be there!” said Harry, stung by +the injustice of these words. “I got detention from that +Umbridge woman, just because I told her the truth +about You-Know-Who — ” + +“Well, you can just go straight to her and ask her to +let you off on Friday,” said Angelina fiercely, “and I +don’t care how you do it, tell her You-Know-Who ’s a +figment of your imagination if you like, just make sure +you’re therel” + +She stormed away. + +“You know what?” Harry said to Ron and Hermione as +they entered the Great Hall. “I think we’d better check +with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood’s been +killed during a training session, because she seems to +be channeling his spirit.” + +“What d’you reckon are the odds of Umbridge letting +you off on Friday?” said Ron skeptically, as they sat +down at the Gryffindor table. + +Page | 336Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Less than zero,” said Harry glumly, tipping lamb +chops onto his plate and starting to eat. “Better try, +though, hadn’t I? I’ll offer to do two more detentions +or something, I dunno...” He swallowed a mouthful of +potato and added, “I hope she doesn’t keep me too +long this evening. You realize we’ve got to write three +essays, practice Vanishing Spells for McGonagall, +work out a countercharm for Flitwick, finish the +bowtruckle drawing, and start that stupid dream +diary for Trelawney?” + +Ron moaned and for some reason glanced up at the +ceiling. + +“And it looks like it’s going to rain.” + +“What’s that got to do with our homework?” said +Hermione, her eyebrows raised. + +“Nothing,” said Ron at once, his ears reddening. + +At five to five Harry bade the other two good-bye and +set off for Umbridge’s office on the third floor. When +he knocked on the door she said, “Come in,” in a +sugary voice. He entered cautiously, looking around. + +He had known this office under three of its previous +occupants. In the days when Gilderoy Lockhart had +lived here it had been plastered in beaming portraits +of its owner. When Lupin had occupied it, it was likely +you would meet some fascinating Dark creature in a +cage or tank if you came to call. In the impostor +Moody’s days it had been packed with various +instruments and artifacts for the detection of +wrongdoing and concealment. + +Now, however, it looked totally unrecognizable. The +surfaces had all been draped in lacy covers and +cloths. There were several vases full of dried flowers, + +Page | 337Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +each residing on its own doily, and on one of the walls +was a collection of ornamental plates, each decorated +with a large technicolor kitten wearing a different bow +around its neck. These were so foul that Harry stared +at them, transfixed, until Professor Umbridge spoke +again. + +“Good evening, Mr. Potter.” + +Harry started and looked around. He had not noticed +her at first because she was wearing a luridly +flowered set of robes that blended only too well with +the tablecloth on the desk behind her. + +“Evening,” Harry said stiffly. + +“Well, sit down,” she said, pointing toward a small +table draped in lace beside which she had drawn up a +straight-backed chair. A piece of blank parchment lay +on the table, apparently waiting for him. + +“Er,” said Harry, without moving. “Professor +Umbridge? Er — before we start, I-I wanted to ask +you a ... a favor.” + +Her bulging eyes narrowed. + +“Oh yes?” + +“Well I’m ... I’m on the Gryffindor Quidditch team. + +And I was supposed to be at the tryouts for the new +Keeper at five o’clock on Friday and I was — was +wondering whether I could skip detention that night +and do it — do it another night ... instead ...” + +He knew long before he reached the end of his +sentence that it was no good. + + + +Page | 338Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh no,” said Umbridge, smiling so widely that she +looked as though she had just swallowed a +particularly juicy fly. “Oh no, no, no. This is your +punishment for spreading evil, nasty, attention- +seeking stories, Mr. Potter, and punishments +certainly cannot be adjusted to suit the guilty one’s +convenience. No, you will come here at five o’clock +tomorrow, and the next day, and on Friday too, and +you will do your detentions as planned. I think it +rather a good thing that you are missing something +you really want to do. It ought to reinforce the lesson I +am trying to teach you.” + +Harry felt the blood surge to his head and heard a +thumping noise in his ears. So he told evil, nasty, +attention-seeking stories, did he? + +She was watching him with her head slightly to one +side, still smiling widely, as though she knew exactly +what he was thinking and was waiting to see whether +he would start shouting again. With a massive effort +Harry looked away from her, dropped his schoolbag +beside the straight-backed chair, and sat down. + +“There,” said Umbridge sweetly, “we’re getting better +at controlling our temper already, aren’t we? Now, you +are going to be doing some lines for me, Mr. Potter. + +No, not with your quill,” she added, as Harry bent +down to open his bag. “You’re going to be using a +rather special one of mine. Here you are.” + +She handed him a long, thin black quill with an +unusually sharp point. + +“I want you to write ‘ I must not tell lies,’ ” she told him +softly. + +“How many times?” Harry asked, with a creditable +imitation of politeness. + +Page | 339Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, as long as it takes for the message to sink in,” +said Umbridge sweetly. “Off you go.” + +She moved over to her desk, sat down, and bent over +a stack of parchment that looked like essays for +marking. Harry raised the sharp black quill and then +realized what was missing. + +“You haven’t given me any ink,” he said. + +“Oh, you won’t need ink,” said Professor Umbridge +with the merest suggestion of a laugh in her voice. + +Harry placed the point of the quill on the paper and +wrote: I must not tell lies. + +He let out a gasp of pain. The words had appeared on +the parchment in what appeared to be shining red +ink. At the same time, the words had appeared on the +back of Harry’s right hand, cut into his skin as +though traced there by a scalpel — yet even as he +stared at the shining cut, the skin healed over again, +leaving the place where it had been slightly redder +than before but quite smooth. + +Harry looked around at Umbridge. She was watching +him, her wide, toadlike mouth stretched in a smile. + +“Yes?” + +“Nothing,” said Harry quietly. + +He looked back at the parchment, placed the quill +upon it once more, wrote I must not tell lies, and felt +the searing pain on the back of his hand for a second +time; once again the words had been cut into his +skin, once again they healed over seconds later. + + + +Page | 340Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And on it went. Again and again Harry wrote the +words on the parchment in what he soon came to +realize was not ink, but his own blood. And again and +again the words were cut into the back of his hand, +healed, and then reappeared the next time he set quill +to parchment. + +Darkness fell outside Umbridge’s window. Harry did +not ask when he would be allowed to stop. He did not +even check his watch. He knew she was watching him +for signs of weakness and he was not going to show +any, not even if he had to sit here all night, cutting +open his own hand with this quill... + +“Come here,” she said, after what seemed hours. + +He stood up. His hand was stinging painfully. When +he looked down at it he saw that the cut had healed, +but that the skin there was red raw. + +“Hand,” she said. + +He extended it. She took it in her own. Harry +repressed a shudder as she touched him with her +thick, stubby fingers on which she wore a number of +ugly old rings. + +“Tut, tut, I don’t seem to have made much of an +impression yet,” she said, smiling. “Well, we’ll just +have to try again tomorrow evening, won’t we? You +may go.” + +Harry left her office without a word. The school was +quite deserted; it was surely past midnight. He +walked slowly up the corridor then, when he had +turned the corner and was sure that she would not +hear him, broke into a run. + + + +Page | 341Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had not had time to practice Vanishing Spells, had +not written a single dream in his dream diary, and +had not finished the drawing of the bowtruckle, nor +had he written his essays. He skipped breakfast next +morning to scribble down a couple of made-up +dreams for Divination, their first lesson, and was +surprised to find a disheveled Ron keeping him +company. + +“How come you didn’t do it last night?” Harry asked, +as Ron stared wildly around the common room for +inspiration. Ron, who had been fast asleep when +Harry got back to the dormitory, muttered something +about “doing other stuff,” bent low over his +parchment, and scrawled a few words. + +“That’ll have to do,” he said, slamming the diary shut, +“I’ve said I dreamed I was buying a new pair of shoes, +she can’t make anything weird out of that, can she?” + +They hurried off to North Tower together. + +“How was detention with Umbridge, anyway? What +did she make you do?” + +Harry hesitated for a fraction of a second, then said, +“Lines.” + +“That’s not too bad, then, eh?” said Ron. + +“Nope,” said Harry. + +“Hey — I forgot — did she let you off for Friday?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +Ron groaned sympathetically. + + + +Page | 342Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was another bad day for Harry; he was one of the +worst in Transfiguration, not having practiced +Vanishing Spells at all. He had to give up his lunch +hour to complete the picture of the bowtruckle, and +meanwhile, Professors McGonagall, Grubbly-Plank, +and Sinistra gave them yet more homework, which he +had no prospect of finishing that evening because of +his second detention with Umbridge. To cap it all, +Angelina Johnson tracked him down at dinner again +and, on learning that he would not be able to attend +Friday’s Keeper tryouts, told him she was not at all +impressed by his attitude and that she expected +players who wished to remain on the team to put +training before their other commitments. + +“I’m in detention!” Harry yelled after her as she +stalked away. “D’you think I’d rather be stuck in a +room with that old toad or playing Quidditch?” + +“At least it’s only lines,” said Hermione consolingly, as +Harry sank back onto his bench and looked down at +his steak-and-kidney pie, which he no longer fancied +very much. “It’s not as if it’s a dreadful punishment, +really...” + +Harry opened his mouth, closed it again, and nodded. +He was not really sure why he was not telling Ron +and Hermione exactly what was happening in +Umbridge ’s room: He only knew that he did not want +to see their looks of horror; that would make the +whole thing seem worse and therefore more difficult +to face. He also felt dimly that this was between +himself and Umbridge, a private battle of wills, and he +was not going to give her the satisfaction of hearing +that he had complained about it. + +“I can’t believe how much homework we’ve got,” said +Ron miserably. + + + +Page | 343Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, why didn’t you do any last night?” Hermione +asked him. “Where were you anyway?” + + + +“I was ... I fancied a walk,” said Ron shiftily. + +Harry had the distinct impression that he was not +alone in concealing things at the moment. + +k k k + + + +The second detention was just as bad as the previous +one. The skin on the back of Harry’s hand became +irritated more quickly now, red and inflamed; Harry +thought it unlikely to keep healing as effectively for +long. Soon the cut would remain etched in his hand +and Umbridge would, perhaps, be satisfied. He let no +moan of pain escape him, however, and from the +moment of entering the room to the moment of his +dismissal, again past midnight, he said nothing but +“Good evening” and “Good night.” + +His homework situation, however, was now desperate, +and when he returned to the Gryffindor common +room he did not, though exhausted, go to bed, but +opened his books and began Snape’s moonstone +essay. It was half-past two by the time he had +finished it. He knew he had done a poor job, but there +was no help for it; unless he had something to give in +he would be in detention with Snape next. He then +dashed off answers to the questions Professor +McGonagall had set them, cobbled together +something on the proper handling of bowtruckles for +Professor Grubbly-Plank, and staggered up to bed, +where he fell fully clothed on top of the bed covers +and fell asleep immediately. + +Thursday passed in a haze of tiredness. Ron seemed +very sleepy too, though Harry could not see why he + +Page | 344Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +should be. Harry’s third detention passed in the same +way as the previous two, except that after two hours +the words “I must not tell lies” did not fade from the +back of Harry’s hand, but remained scratched there, +oozing droplets of blood. The pause in the pointed +quill’s scratching made Professor Umbridge look up. + +“Ah,” she said softly, moving around her desk to +examine his hand herself. “Good. That ought to serve +as a reminder to you, oughtn’t it? You may leave for +tonight.” + +“Do I still have to come back tomorrow?” said Harry, +picking up his schoolbag with his left hand rather +than his smarting right. + +“Oh yes,” said Professor Umbridge, smiling widely as +before. “Yes, I think we can etch the message a little +deeper with another evening’s work.” + +He had never before considered the possibility that +there might be another teacher in the world he hated +more than Snape, but as he walked back toward +Gryffindor Tower he had to admit he had found a +contender. She’s evil, he thought, as he climbed a +staircase to the seventh floor, she’s an evil, twisted, +mad, old — + +“Ron?” + +He had reached the top of the stairs, turned right, +and almost walked into Ron, who was lurking behind +a statue of Lachlan the Lanky, clutching his +broomstick. He gave a great leap of surprise when he +saw Harry and attempted to hide his new Cleansweep +Eleven behind his back. + +“What are you doing?” + + + +Page | 345Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — nothing. What are you doing?” + +Harry frowned at him. + +“Come on, you can tell me! What are you hiding here +for?” + +“I’m — I’m hiding from Fred and George, if you must +know,” said Ron. “They just went past with a bunch +of first years, I bet they’re testing stuff on them again, + +I mean, they can’t do it in the common room now, can +they, not with Hermione there.” + +He was talking in a very fast, feverish way. + +“But what have you got your broom for, you haven’t +been flying, have you?” Harry asked. + +“I — well — well, okay, I’ll tell you, but don’t laugh, all +right?” Ron said defensively, turning redder with +every second. “I-I thought I’d try out for Gryffindor +Keeper now I’ve got a decent broom. There. Go on. +Laugh.” + +“I’m not laughing,” said Harry. Ron blinked. “It’s a +brilliant idea! It’d be really cool if you got on the team! +I’ve never seen you play Keeper, are you good?” + +“I’m not bad,” said Ron, who looked immensely +relieved at Harry’s reaction. “Charlie, Fred, and +George always made me Keep for them when they +were training during the holidays.” + +“So you’ve been practicing tonight?” + +“Every evening since Tuesday ... just on my own, +though, I’ve been trying to bewitch Quaffles to fly at +me, but it hasn’t been easy and I don’t know how +much use it’ll be.” Ron looked nervous and anxious. + +Page | 346Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fred and George are going to laugh themselves +stupid when I turn up for the tryouts. They haven’t +stopped taking the mickey out of me since I got made +a prefect.” + +“I wish I was going to be there,” said Harry bitterly, as +they set off together toward the common room. + +“Yeah, so do — Harry, what’s that on the back of your +hand?” + +Harry, who had just scratched his nose with his free +right hand, tried to hide it, but had as much success +as Ron with his Cleans weep. + +“It’s just a cut — it’s nothing — it’s — ” + +But Ron had grabbed Harry’s forearm and pulled the +back of Harry’s hand up level with his eyes. There +was a pause, during which he stared at the words +carved into the skin, then he released Harry, looking +sick. + +“I thought you said she was giving you lines?” + +Harry hesitated, but after all, Ron had been honest +with him, so he told Ron the truth about the hours he +had been spending in Umbridge’s office. + +“The old hag!” Ron said in a revolted whisper as they +came to a halt in front of the Fat Lady, who was +dozing peacefully with her head against her frame. +“She’s sick! Go to McGonagall, say something!” + +“No,” said Harry at once. “I’m not giving her the +satisfaction of knowing she’s got to me.” + +“Got to you? You can’t let her get away with this!” + + + +Page | 347Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know how much power McGonagall’s got over +her,” said Harry. + +“Dumbledore, then, tell Dumbledore!” + +“No,” said Harry flatly. + +“Why not?” + +“He’s got enough on his mind,” said Harry, but that +was not the true reason. He was not going to go to +Dumbledore for help when Dumbledore had not +spoken to him once since last June. + +“Well, I reckon you should — ” Ron began, but he was +interrupted by the Fat Lady, who had been watching +them sleepily and now burst out, “Are you going to +give me the password or will I have to stay awake all +night waiting for you to finish your conversation?” + +Friday dawned sullen and sodden as the rest of the +week. Though Harry glanced toward the staff table +automatically when he entered the Great Hall, it was +without real hope of seeing Hagrid and he turned his +mind immediately to his more pressing problems, +such as the mountainous pile of homework he had to +do and the prospect of yet another detention with +Umbridge. + +Two things sustained Harry that day. One was the +thought that it was almost the weekend; the other +was that, dreadful though his final detention with +Umbridge was sure to be, he had a distant view of the +Quidditch pitch from her window and might, with +luck, be able to see something of Ron’s tryout. These +were rather feeble rays of light, it was true, but Harry +was grateful for anything that might lighten his +present darkness; he had never had a worse first +week of term at Hogwarts. + +Page | 348Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At five o’clock that evening he knocked on Professor +Umbridge’s office door for what he sincerely hoped +would be the final time, was told to enter and did so. +The blank parchment lay ready for him on the lace- +covered table, the pointed black quill beside it. + +“You know what to do, Mr. Potter,” said Umbridge, +smiling sweetly over at him. + +Harry picked up the quill and glanced through the +window. If he just shifted his chair an inch or so to +the right . . . On the pretext of shifting himself closer to +the table he managed it. He now had a distant view of +the Gryffindor Quidditch team soaring up and down +the pitch, while half a dozen black figures stood at the +foot of the three high goalposts, apparently awaiting +their turn to Keep. It was impossible to tell which one +was Ron at this distance. + +I must not tell lies, Harry wrote. The cut in the back of +his right hand opened and began to bleed afresh. + +I must not tell lies. The cut dug deeper, stinging and +smarting. + +I must not tell lies. Blood trickled down his wrist. + +He chanced another glance out of the window. +Whoever was defending the goalposts now was doing +a very poor job indeed. Katie Bell scored twice in the +few seconds Harry dared watch. Hoping very much +that the Keeper wasn’t Ron, he dropped his eyes back +to the parchment dotted with blood. + +I must not tell lies. + +I must not tell lies. + + + +Page | 349Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He looked up whenever he thought he could risk it, +when he could hear the scratching of Umbridge’s quill +or the opening of a desk drawer. The third person to +try out was pretty good, the fourth was terrible, the +fifth dodged a Bludger exceptionally well but then +fumbled an easy save. The sky was darkening so that +Harry doubted he would be able to watch the sixth +and seventh people at all. + +I must not tell lies. + +I must not tell lies. + +The parchment was now shining with drops of blood +from the back of his hand, which was searing with +pain. When he next looked up, night had fallen and +the Quidditch pitch was no longer visible. + +“Let’s see if you’ve gotten the message yet, shall we?” +said Umbridge’s soft voice half an hour later. + +She moved toward him, stretching out her short be- +ringed fingers for his arm. And then, as she took hold +of him to examine the words now cut into his skin, +pain seared, not across the back of his hand, but +across the scar on his forehead. At the same time, he +had a most peculiar sensation somewhere around his +midriff. + +He wrenched his arm out of her grip and leapt to his +feet, staring at her. She looked back at him, a smile +stretching her wide, slack mouth. + +“Yes, it hurts, doesn’t it?” she said softly. + +He did not answer. His heart was thumping very hard +and fast. Was she talking about his hand or did she +know what he had just felt in his forehead? + + + +Page | 350Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I think I’ve made my point, Mr. Potter. You may +go.” + +He caught up his schoolbag and left the room as +quickly as he could. + +Stay calm, he told himself as he sprinted up the +stairs. Stay calm, it doesn’t necessarily mean what +you think it means... + +“ Mimbulus mimbletoniaV ’ he gasped at the Fat Lady, +who swung forward once more. + +A roar of sound greeted him. Ron came running +toward him, beaming all over his face and slopping +butterbeer down his front from the goblet he was +clutching. + +“Harry, I did it, I’m in, I’m Keeper!” + +“What? Oh — brilliant!” said Harry, trying to smile +naturally, while his heart continued to race and his +hand throbbed and bled. + +“Have a butterbeer.” Ron pressed a bottle onto him. “I +can’t believe it — where’s Hermione gone?” + +“She’s there,” said Fred, who was also swigging +butterbeer, and pointed to an armchair by the fire. +Hermione was dozing in it, her drink tipping +precariously in her hand. + +“Well, she said she was pleased when I told her,” said +Ron, looking slightly put out. + +“Let her sleep,” said George hastily. It was a few +moments before Harry noticed that several of the first +years gathered around them bore unmistakable signs +of recent nosebleeds. + +Page | 351Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come here, Ron, and see if Oliver’s old robes fit you,” +called Katie Bell. “We can take off his name and put +yours on instead...” + +As Ron moved away, Angelina came striding up to +Harry. + +“Sorry I was a bit short with you earlier, Potter,” she +said abruptly. “It’s stressful, this managing lark, you +know, I’m starting to think I was a bit hard on Wood +sometimes.” She was watching Ron over the rim of +her goblet with a slight frown on her face. + +“Look, I know he’s your best mate, but he’s not +fabulous,” she said bluntly. “I think with a bit of +training he’ll be all right, though. He comes from a +family of good Quidditch players. I’m banking on him +turning out to have a bit more talent than he showed +today, to be honest. Vicky Frobisher and Geoffrey +Hooper both flew better this evening, but Hooper’s a +real whiner, he’s always moaning about something or +other, and Vicky’s involved in all sorts of societies, +she admitted herself that if training clashed with her +Charm Club she’d put Charms first. Anyway, we’re +having a practice session at two o’clock tomorrow, so +just make sure you’re there this time. And do me a +favor and help Ron as much as you can, okay?” + +He nodded and Angelina strolled back to Alicia +Spinnet. Harry moved over to sit next to Hermione, +who awoke with a jerk as he put down his bag. + +“Oh, Harry, it’s you... Good about Ron, isn’t it?” she +said blearily. “I’m just so — so — so tired,” she +yawned. “I was up until one o’clock making more +hats. They’re disappearing like mad!” + + + +Page | 352Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And sure enough, now that he looked, Harry saw that +there were woolly hats concealed all around the room +where unwary elves might accidentally pick them up. + +“Great,” said Harry distractedly; if he did not tell +somebody soon, he would burst. “Listen, Hermione, I +was just up in Umbridge’s office and she touched my +arm ...” + +Hermione listened closely. When Harry had finished +she said slowly, “You’re worried that You-Know- Who’s +controlling her like he controlled Quirrell?” + +“Well,” said Harry, dropping his voice, “it’s a +possibility, isn’t it?” + +“I suppose so,” said Hermione, though she sounded +unconvinced. “But I don’t think he can be possessing +her the way he possessed Quirrell, I mean, he’s +properly alive again now, isn’t he, he’s got his own +body, he wouldn’t need to share someone else’s. He +could have her under the Imperius Curse, I +suppose...” + +Harry watched Fred, George, and Lee Jordan juggling +empty butterbeer bottles for a moment. Then +Hermione said, “But last year your scar hurt when +nobody was touching you, and didn’t Dumbledore say +it had to do with what You- Know- Who was feeling at +the time? I mean, maybe this hasn’t got anything to +do with Umbridge at all, maybe it’s just coincidence it +happened while you were with her?” + +“She’s evil,” said Harry flatly. “Twisted.” + +“She’s horrible, yes, but ... Harry, I think you ought to +tell Dumbledore your scar hurt.” + + + +Page | 353Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was the second time in two days he had been +advised to go to Dumbledore and his answer to +Hermione was just the same as his answer to Ron. + +“I’m not bothering him with this. Like you just said, +it’s not a big deal. It’s been hurting on and off all +summer — it was just a bit worse tonight, that’s all — + + + +“Harry, I’m sure Dumbledore would want to be +bothered by this — ” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, before he could stop himself, +“that’s the only bit of me Dumbledore cares about, +isn’t it, my scar?” + +“Don’t say that, it’s not true!” + +“I think I’ll write and tell Sirius about it, see what he +thinks — ” + +“Harry, you can’t put something like that in a letter!” +said Hermione, looking alarmed. “Don’t you +remember, Moody told us to be careful what we put in +writing! We just can’t guarantee owls aren’t being +intercepted anymore!” + +“All right, all right, I won’t tell him, then!” said Harry +irritably. He got to his feet. “I’m going to bed. Tell Ron +for me, will you?” + +“Oh no,” said Hermione, looking relieved, “if you’re +going that means I can go without being rude too, I’m +absolutely exhausted and I want to make some more +hats tomorrow. Listen, you can help me if you like, +it’s quite fun, I’m getting better, I can do patterns and +bobbles and all sorts of things now.” + + + +Page | 354Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked into her face, which was shining with +glee, and tried to look as though he was vaguely +tempted by this offer. + +“Er ... no, I don’t think I will, thanks,” he said. “Er — +not tomorrow. I’ve got loads of homework to do...” + +And he traipsed off to the boys’ stairs, leaving her +looking slightly disappointed behind him. + + + +Page | 355Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +PERCY AND PADFOOT + +Harry was the first to awake in his dormitory next +morning. He lay for a moment watching dust swirl in +the chink of sunlight falling through the gap in his +four-poster’s hangings and savored the thought that +it was Saturday. The first week of term seemed to +have dragged on forever, like one gigantic History of +Magic lesson. + +Judging by the sleepy silence and the freshly minted +look of that beam of sunlight, it was just after +daybreak. He pulled open the curtains around his +bed, got up, and started to dress. The only sound +apart from the distant twittering of birds was the +slow, deep breathing of his fellow Gryffindors. He +opened his schoolbag carefully, pulled out parchment +and quill, and headed out of the dormitory for the +common room. + +Making straight for his favorite squashy old armchair +beside the now extinct fire, Harry settled himself +down comfortably and unrolled his parchment while +looking around the room. The detritus of crumpled-up + +Page | 356Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +bits of parchment, old Gobstones, empty ingredient +jars, and candy wrappers that usually covered the +common room at the end of each day was gone, as +were all Hermione’s elf hats. Wondering vaguely how +many elves had now been set free whether they +wanted to be or not, Harry uncorked his ink bottle, +dipped his quill into it, and then held it suspended an +inch above the smooth yellowish surface of his +parchment, thinking hard... But after a minute or so +he found himself staring into the empty grate, at a +complete loss for what to say. + +He could now appreciate how hard it had been for +Ron and Hermione to write him letters over the +summer. How was he supposed to tell Sirius +everything that had happened over the past week and +pose all the questions he was burning to ask without +giving potential letter-thieves a lot of information he +did not want them to have? + +He sat quite motionless for a while, gazing into the +fireplace, then, finally coming to a decision, he dipped +his quill into the ink bottle once more and set it +resolutely upon the parchment. + +Dear Snuffles, + +Hope you’re okay, the first week back here’s been +terrible, I’m really glad it’s the weekend. + +We’ve got a new Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher, Professor Umbridge. She’s nearly as nice as +your mum. I’m writing because that thing I wrote to +you about last summer happened again last night +when I was doing a detention with Umbridge. + +We’re all missing our biggest friend, we hope he’ll be +back soon. + + + +Page | 357Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Please write back quickly. + +Best, + +Harry + +Harry reread this letter several times, trying to see it +from the point of view of an outsider. He could not see +how they would know what he was talking about — or +who he was talking to — just from reading this letter. +He did hope Sirius would pick up the hint about +Hagrid and tell them when he might be back: Harry +did not want to ask directly in case it drew too much +attention to what Hagrid might be up to while he was +not at Hogwarts. + +Considering it was a very short letter it had taken a +long time to write; sunlight had crept halfway across +the room while he had been working on it, and he +could now hear distant sounds of movement from the +dormitories above. Sealing the parchment carefully he +climbed through the portrait hole and headed off for +the Owlery. + +“I would not go that way if I were you,” said Nearly +Headless Nick, drifting disconcertingly through a wall +just ahead of him as he walked down the passage. +“Peeves is planning an amusing joke on the next +person to pass the bust of Paracelsus halfway down +the corridor.” + +“Does it involve Paracelsus falling on top of the +person’s head?” asked Harry. + +“Funnily enough, it does,” said Nearly Headless Nick +in a bored voice. “Subtlety has never been Peeves ’s +strong point. I’m off to try and find the Bloody +Baron... He might be able to put a stop to it... See +you, Harry...” + +Page | 358Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, ’bye,” said Harry and instead of turning right, +he turned left, taking a longer but safer route up to +the Owlery. His spirits rose as he walked past window +after window showing brilliantly blue sky; he had +training later, he would be back on the Quidditch +pitch at last — + +Something brushed his ankles. He looked down and +saw the caretaker’s skeletal gray cat, Mrs. Norris, +slinking past him. She turned lamplike yellow eyes +upon him for a moment before disappearing behind a +statue of Wilfred the Wistful. + +“I’m not doing anything wrong,” Harry called after +her. She had the unmistakable air of a cat that was +off to report to her boss, yet Harry could not see why; +he was perfectly entitled to walk up to the Owlery on +a Saturday morning. + +The sun was high in the sky now and when Harry +entered the Owlery the glassless windows dazzled his +eyes; thick silvery beams of sunlight crisscrossed the +circular room in which hundreds of owls nestled on +rafters, a little restless in the early morning light, +some clearly just returned from hunting. The straw- +covered floor crunched a little as he stepped across +tiny animal bones, craning his neck for a sight of +Hedwig. + +“There you are,” he said, spotting her somewhere near +the very top of the vaulted ceiling. “Get down here, + +I’ve got a letter for you.” + +With a low hoot she stretched her great white wings +and soared down onto his shoulder. + +“Right, I know this says ‘Snuffles’ on the outside,” he +told her, giving her the letter to clasp in her beak and, + + + +Page | 359Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +without knowing exactly why, whispering, “but it’s for +Sirius, okay?” + +She blinked her amber eyes once and he took that to +mean that she understood. + +“Safe flight, then,” said Harry and he carried her to +one of the windows; with a moment’s pressure on his +arm Hedwig took off into the blindingly bright sky. He +watched her until she became a tiny black speck and +vanished, then switched his gaze to Hagrid’s hut, +clearly visible from this window, and just as clearly +uninhabited, the chimney smokeless, the curtains +drawn. + +The treetops of the Forbidden Forest swayed in a light +breeze. Harry watched them, savoring the fresh air on +his face, thinking about Quidditch later ... and then +he saw it. A great, reptilian winged horse, just like the +ones pulling the Hogwarts carriages, with leathery +black wings spread wide like a pterodactyl’s, rose up +out of the trees like a grotesque, giant bird. It soared +in a great circle and then plunged once more into the +trees. The whole thing had happened so quickly Harry +could hardly believe what he had seen, except that +his heart was hammering madly. + +The Owlery door opened behind him. He leapt in +shock, and turning quickly, saw Cho Chang holding a +letter and a parcel in her hands. + +“Hi,” said Harry automatically. + +“Oh ... hi,” she said breathlessly. “I didn’t think +anyone would be up here this early. . . I only +remembered five minutes ago, it’s my mum’s +birthday.” + + + +She held up the parcel. + +Page | 360Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Right,” said Harry. His brain seemed to have +jammed. He wanted to say something funny and +interesting, but the memory of that terrible winged +horse was fresh in his mind. + +“Nice day,” he said, gesturing to the windows. His +insides seemed to shrivel with embarrassment. The +weather. He was talking about the weather... + +“Yeah,” said Cho, looking around for a suitable owl. +“Good Quidditch conditions. I haven’t been out all +week, have you?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +Cho had selected one of the school barn owls. She +coaxed it down onto her arm where it held out an +obliging leg so that she could attach the parcel. + +“Hey, has Gryffindor got a new Keeper yet?” she +asked. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “It’s my friend Ron Weasley, d’you +know him?” + +“The Tornado-hater?” said Cho rather coolly. “Is he +any good?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “I think so. I didn’t see his tryout, +though, I was in detention.” + +Cho looked up, the parcel only half-attached to the +owl’s legs. + +“That Umbridge woman’s foul,” she said in a low +voice. “Putting you in detention just because you told +the truth about how — how — how he died. Everyone +heard about it, it was all over the school. You were +really brave standing up to her like that.” + +Page | 361Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s insides reinflated so rapidly he felt as though +he might actually float a few inches off the dropping- +strewn floor. Who cared about a stupid flying horse, +Cho thought he had been really brave... For a +moment he considered accidentally-on-purpose +showing her his cut hand as he helped her tie her +parcel onto her owl... But the very instant that this +thrilling thought occurred, the Owlery door opened +again. + +Filch, the caretaker, came wheezing into the room. +There were purple patches on his sunken, veined +cheeks, his jowls were aquiver and his thin gray hair +disheveled; he had obviously run here. Mrs. Norris +came trotting at his heels, gazing up at the owls +overhead and mewing hungrily. There was a restless +shifting of wings from above, and a large brown owl +snapped his beak in a menacing fashion. + +“Aha!” said Filch, taking a flat-footed step toward +Harry, his pouchy cheeks trembling with anger. “I’ve +had a tip-off that you are intending to place a massive +order for Dungbombs!” + +Harry folded his arms and stared at the caretaker. + +“Who told you I was ordering Dungbombs?” + +Cho was looking from Harry to Filch, also frowning; +the barn owl on her arm, tired of standing on one leg, +gave an admonitory hoot but she ignored it. + +“I have my sources,” said Filch in a self-satisfied hiss. +“Now hand over whatever it is you’re sending.” + +Feeling immensely thankful that he had not dawdled +in posting off the letter, Harry said, “I can’t, it’s gone.” + +“Gone?” said Filch, his face contorting with rage. + +Page | 362Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Gone,” said Harry calmly. + + + +Filch opened his mouth furiously, mouthed for a few +seconds, then raked Harry’s robes with his eyes. “How +do I know you haven’t got it in your pocket?” + +“Because — ” + +“I saw him send it,” said Cho angrily. + +Filch rounded on her. + +“You saw him — ?” + +“That’s right, I saw him,” she said fiercely. + +There was a moment’s pause in which Filch glared at +Cho and Cho glared right back, then the caretaker +turned and shuffled back toward the door. He +stopped with his hand on the handle and looked back +at Harry. + +“If I get so much as a whiff of a Dungbomb ...” + +He stumped off down the stairs. Mrs. Norris cast a +last longing look at the owls and followed him. + +Harry and Cho looked at each other. + +“Thanks,” Harry said. + +“No problem,” said Cho, finally fixing the parcel to the +barn owl’s other leg, her face slightly pink. “You +weren’t ordering Dungbombs, were you?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +“I wonder why he thought you were, then?” she said, +as she carried the owl to the window. + +Page | 363Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry shrugged; he was quite as mystified by that as +she was, though, oddly, it was not bothering him very +much at the moment. + +They left the Owlery together. At the entrance of a +corridor that led toward the west wing of the castle, +Cho said, “I’m going this way. Well, I’ll ... I’ll see you +around, Harry.” + +“Yeah ... see you.” + +She smiled at him and departed. He walked on, +feeling quietly elated. He had managed to have an +entire conversation with her and not embarrassed +himself once... You were really brave standing up to +her like that... She had called him brave... She did not +hate him for being alive... + +Of course, she had preferred Cedric, he knew that... +Though if he’d only asked her to the ball before Cedric +had, things might have turned out differently... She +had seemed sincerely sorry that she had to refuse +when Harry had asked her. . . + +“Morning,” Harry said brightly to Ron and Hermione, +joining them at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall. + +“What are you looking so pleased about?” said Ron, +eyeing Harry in surprise. + +“Erm ... Quidditch later,” said Harry happily, pulling +a large platter of bacon and eggs toward him. + +“Oh ... yeah ...” said Ron. He put down the bit of toast +he was eating and took a large swig of pumpkin juice. +Then he said, “Listen ... you don’t fancy going out a +bit earlier with me, do you? Just to — er — give me +some practice before training? So I can, you know, get +my eye in a bit ...” + +Page | 364Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, okay,” said Harry. + + + +“Look, I don’t think you should,” said Hermione +seriously, “you’re both really behind on homework as + + + +it — ” + + + +But she broke off; the morning post was arriving and, +as usual, the Daily Prophet was soaring toward her in +the beak of a screech owl, which landed perilously +close to the sugar bowl and held out a leg; Hermione +pushed a Knut into its leather pouch, took the +newspaper, and scanned the front page critically as +the owl took off again. + +“Anything interesting?” said Ron; Harry smiled — he +knew Ron was keen to get her off the subject of +homework. + +“No,” she sighed, “just some guff about the bass +player in the Weird Sisters getting married...” + +She opened the paper and disappeared behind it. +Harry devoted himself to another helping of eggs and +bacon; Ron was staring up at the high windows, +looking slightly preoccupied. + +“Wait a moment,” said Hermione suddenly. “Oh no ... +Sirius!” + +“What’s happened?” said Harry, and he snatched at +the paper so violently that it ripped down the middle +so that he and Hermione were holding half each. + +“ ‘The Ministry of Magic has received a tip-off from a +reliable source that Sirius Black, notorious mass +murderer . . . blah blah blah ...is currently hiding in +London\ ’ ” Hermione read from her half in an +anguished whisper. + + + +Page | 365Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lucius Malfoy, I’ll bet anything,” said Harry in a low, +furious voice. “He did recognize Sirius on the +platform...” + +“What?” said Ron, looking alarmed. “You didn’t say — + + + +“Shh!” said the other two. + +"... ‘Ministry warns Wizarding community that Black is +very dangerous . . . killed thirteen people . . . broke out of +Azkaban ...’ the usual rubbish,” Hermione concluded, +laying down her half of the paper and looking fearfully +at Harry and Ron. “Well, he just won’t be able to leave +the house again, that’s all,” she whispered. +“Dumbledore did warn him not to.” + +Harry looked down glumly at the bit of the Prophet he +had torn off. Most of the page was devoted to an +advertisement for Madame Malkin’s Robes for All +Occasions, which was apparently having a sale. + +“Hey!” he said, flattening it down so Hermione and +Ron could both see it. “Look at this!” + +“I’ve got all the robes I want,” said Ron. + +“No,” said Harry, “look ... this little piece here ...” + +Ron and Hermione bent closer to read it; the item was +barely an inch long and placed right at the bottom of +a column. It was headlined: + +TRESPASS AT MINISTRY + +Sturgis Podmore, 38, of number two, Laburnum +Gardens, Clapham, has appeared in front of the +Wizengamot charged with trespass and attempted +robbery at the Ministry of Magic on 31st August. + +Page | 366Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Podmore was arrested by Ministry of Magic watch- +wizard Eric Munch, who found him attempting to +force his way through a top-security door at one +o’clock in the morning. Podmore, who refused to +speak in his own defense, was convicted on both +charges and sentenced to six months in Azkaban. + +“Sturgis Podmore?” said Ron slowly, “but he’s that +bloke who looks like his head’s been thatched, isn’t +he? He’s one of the Ord — ” + +“Ron, shh\” said Hermione, casting a terrified look +around them. + +“Six months in Azkaban!” whispered Harry, shocked. +“Just for trying to get through a door!” + +“Don’t be silly, it wasn’t just for trying to get through +a door — what on earth was he doing at the Ministry +of Magic at one o’clock in the morning?” breathed +Hermione. + +“D’you reckon he was doing something for the Order?” +Ron muttered. + +“Wait a moment...” said Harry slowly. “Sturgis was +supposed to come and see us off, remember?” + +The other two looked at him. + +“Yeah, he was supposed to be part of our guard going +to King’s Cross, remember? And Moody was all +annoyed because he didn’t turn up, so that doesn’t +seem like he was supposed to be on a iob for them, +does it?” + +“Well, maybe they didn’t expect him to get caught,” +said Hermione. + + + +Page | 367Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It could be a frame-up!” Ron exclaimed excitedly. “No +— listen!” he went on, dropping his voice dramatically +at the threatening look on Hermione’s face. “The +Ministry suspects he’s one of Dumbledore’s lot so — I +dunno — they lured him to the Ministry, and he +wasn’t trying to get through a door at all! Maybe +they’ve just made something up to get him!” + +There was a pause while Harry and Hermione +considered this. Harry thought it seemed far-fetched; +Hermione, on the other hand, looked rather +impressed and said, “Do you know, I wouldn’t be at +all surprised if that were true.” + +She folded up her half of the newspaper thoughtfully. +When Harry laid down his knife and fork she seemed +to come out of a reverie. + +“Right, well, I think we should tackle that essay for +Sprout on Self-Fertilizing Shrubs first, and if we’re +lucky we’ll be able to start McGonagall’s Inanimatus +Conjurus before lunch...” + +Harry felt a small twinge of guilt at the thought of the +pile of homework awaiting him upstairs, but the sky +was a clear, exhilarating blue, and he had not been +on his Firebolt for a week... + +“I mean, we can do it tonight,” said Ron, as he and +Harry walked down the sloping lawns toward the +Quidditch pitch, their broomsticks over their +shoulders, Hermione’s dire warnings that they would +fail all their O.W.L.s still ringing in their ears. “And +we’ve got tomorrow. She gets too worked up about +work, that’s her trouble...” There was a pause and he +added, in a slightly more anxious tone, “D’you think +she meant it when she said we weren’t copying from +her?” + + + +Page | 368Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, I do,” said Harry. “Still, this is important too, +we’ve got to practice if we want to stay on the +Quidditch team...” + +“Yeah, that’s right,” said Ron in a heartened tone. + +“And we have got plenty of time to do it all...” + +Harry glanced over to his right as they approached +the Quidditch pitch, to where the trees of the +Forbidden Forest were swaying darkly. Nothing flew +out of them; the sky was empty but for a few distant +owls fluttering around the Owlery Tower. He had +enough to worry about; the flying horse wasn’t doing +him any harm: He pushed it out of his mind. + +They collected balls from the cupboard in the +changing room and set to work, Ron guarding the +three tall goalposts, Harry playing Chaser and trying +to get the Quaffle past Ron. Harry thought Ron was +pretty good; he blocked three-quarters of the goals +Harry attempted to put past him and played better +the longer they practiced. After a couple of hours they +returned to the school, where they ate lunch, during +which Hermione made it quite clear that she thought +they were irresponsible, then returned to the +Quidditch pitch for the real training session. All their +teammates but Angelina were already in the changing +room when they entered. + +“All right, Ron?” said George, winking at him. + +“Yeah,” said Ron, who had become quieter and +quieter all the way down to the pitch. + +“Ready to show us all up, Ickle Prefect?” said Fred, +emerging tousle-haired from the neck of his Quidditch +robes, a slightly malicious grin on his face. + + + +Page | 369Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Shut up,” said Ron, stony-faced, pulling on his own +team robes for the first time. They fitted him well +considering they had been Oliver Wood’s, who was +rather broader in the shoulder. + +“Okay everyone,” said Angelina, entering from the +Captain’s office, already changed. “Let’s get to it; + +Alicia and Fred, if you can just bring the ball crate +out for us. Oh, and there are a couple of people out +there watching but I want you to just ignore them, all +right?” + +Something in her would-be casual voice made Harry +think he might know who the uninvited spectators +were, and sure enough, when they left the changing +room for the bright sunlight of the pitch it was to a +storm of catcalls and jeers from the Slytherin +Quidditch team and assorted hangers-on, who were +grouped halfway up the empty stands and whose +voices echoed loudly around the stadium. + +“What’s that Weasley’s riding?” Malfoy called in his +sneering drawl. “Why would anyone put a Flying +Charm on a moldy old log like that?” + +Crabbe, Goyle, and Pansy Parkinson guffawed and +shrieked with laughter. Ron mounted his broom and +kicked off from the ground and Harry followed him, +watching his ears turn red from behind. + +“Ignore them,” he said, accelerating to catch up with +Ron. “We’ll see who’s laughing after we play them...” + +“Exactly the attitude I want, Harry,” said Angelina +approvingly, soaring around them with the Quaffle +under her arm and slowing to hover on the spot in +front of her airborne team. “Okay everyone, we’re +going to start with some passes just to warm up, the +whole team please — ” + +Page | 370Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hey, Johnson, what’s with that hairstyle anyway?” +shrieked Pansy Parkinson from below. “Why would +anyone want to look like they’ve got worms coming +out of their head?” + +Angelina swept her long braided hair out of her face +and said calmly, “Spread out, then, and let’s see what +we can do...” + +Harry reversed away from the others to the far side of +the pitch. Ron fell back toward the opposite goal. +Angelina raised the Quaffle with one hand and threw +it hard to Fred, who passed to George, who passed to +Harry, who passed to Ron, who dropped it. + +The Slytherins, led by Malfoy, roared and screamed +with laughter. Ron, who had pelted toward the +ground to catch the Quaffle before it landed, pulled +out of the dive untidily, so that he slipped sideways +on his broom, and returned to playing height, +blushing. Harry saw Fred and George exchange looks, +but uncharacteristically neither of them said +anything, for which he was grateful. + +“Pass it on, Ron,” called Angelina, as though nothing +had happened. + +Ron threw the Quaffle to Alicia, who passed back to +Harry, who passed to George... + +“Hey, Potter, how’s your scar feeling?” called Malfoy. +“Sure you don’t need a lie-down? It must be, what, a +whole week since you were in the hospital wing, that’s +a record for you, isn’t it?” + +Fred passed to Angelina; she reverse passed to Harry, +who had not been expecting it, but caught it in the +very tips of his fingers and passed it quickly to Ron, +who lunged for it and missed by inches. + +Page | 371Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on now, Ron,” said Angelina crossly, as Ron +dived for the ground again, chasing the Quaffle. “Pay +attention.” + +It would have been hard to say whether Ron’s face or +the Quaffle was a deeper scarlet when he returned +again to playing height. Malfoy and the rest of the +Slytherin team were howling with laughter. + +On his third attempt, Ron caught the Quaffle; +perhaps out of relief he passed it on so +enthusiastically that it soared straight through Katie’s +outstretched hands and hit her hard in the face. + +“Sorry!” Ron groaned, zooming forward to see whether +he had done any damage. + +“Get back in position, she’s fine!” barked Angelina. +“But as you’re passing to a teammate, do try not to +knock her off her broom, won’t you? We’ve got +Bludgers for that!” + +Katie’s nose was bleeding. Down below the Slytherins +were stamping their feet and jeering. Fred and George +converged on Katie. + +“Here, take this,” Fred told her, handing her +something small and purple from out of his pocket. +“It’ll clear it up in no time.” + +“All right,” called Angelina, “Fred, George, go and get +your bats and a Bludger; Ron, get up to the goalposts, +Harry, release the Snitch when I say so. We’re going +to aim for Ron’s goal, obviously.” + +Harry zoomed off after the twins to fetch the Snitch. + +“Ron’s making a right pig’s ear of things, isn’t he?” +muttered George, as the three of them landed at the + +Page | 372Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +crate containing the balls and opened it to extract one +of the Bludgers and the Snitch. + +“He’s just nervous,” said Harry. “He was fine when I +was practicing with him this morning.” + +“Yeah, well, I hope he hasn’t peaked too soon,” said +Fred gloomily. + +They returned to the air. When Angelina blew her +whistle, Harry released the Snitch and Fred and +George let fly the Bludger; from that moment on, + +Harry was barely aware of what the others were +doing. It was his job to recapture the tiny fluttering +golden ball that was worth a hundred and fifty points +to the Seeker’s team and doing so required enormous +speed and skill. He accelerated, rolling and swerving +in and out of the Chasers, the warm autumn air +whipping his face and the distant yells of the +Slytherins so much meaningless roaring in his ears... +But too soon, the whistle brought him to a halt again. + +“Stop — stop - STOP!” screamed Angelina. “Ron — +you’re not covering your middle post!” + +Harry looked around at Ron, who was hovering in +front of the left-hand hoop, leaving the other two +completely unprotected. + +“Oh ... sorry ...” + +“You keep shifting around while you’re watching the +Chasers!” said Angelina. “Either stay in center +position until you have to move to defend a hoop, or +else circle the hoops, but don’t drift vaguely off to one +side, that’s how you let in the last three goals!” + +“Sorry ...” Ron repeated, his red face shining like a +beacon against the bright blue sky. + +Page | 373Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And Katie, can’t you do something about that +nosebleed?” + +“It’s just getting worse!” said Katie thickly, attempting +to stem the flow with her sleeve. + +Harry glanced around at Fred, who was looking +anxious and checking his pockets. He saw Fred pull +out something purple, examine it for a second, and +then look around at Katie, evidently horrorstruck. + +“Well, let’s try again,” said Angelina. She was ignoring +the Slytherins, who had now set up a chant of +“ Gryffindor are losers, Gryffindor are losers,” but there +was a certain rigidity about her seat on the broom +nevertheless. + +This time they had been flying for barely three +minutes when Angelina’s whistle sounded. Harry, +who had just sighted the Snitch circling the opposite +goalpost, pulled up feeling distinctly aggrieved. + +“What now?” he said impatiently to Alicia, who was +nearest. + +“Katie,” she said shortly. + +Harry turned and saw Angelina, Fred, and George all +flying as fast as they could toward Katie. Harry and +Alicia sped toward her too. It was plain that Angelina +had stopped training just in time; Katie was now +chalk- white and covered in blood. + +“She needs the hospital wing,” said Angelina. + +“We’ll take her,” said Fred. “She — er — might have +swallowed a Blood Blisterpod by mistake — ” + + + +Page | 374Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, there’s no point continuing with no Beaters and +a Chaser gone,” said Angelina glumly, as Fred and +George zoomed off toward the castle supporting Katie +between them. “Come on, let’s go and get changed.” + +The Slytherins continued to chant as they trailed +back into the changing rooms. + +“How was practice?” asked Hermione rather coolly +half an hour later, as Harry and Ron climbed through +the portrait hole into the Gryffindor common room. + +“It was — ” Harry began. + +“Completely lousy,” said Ron in a hollow voice, +sinking into a chair beside Hermione. She looked up +at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt. + +“Well, it was only your first one,” she said consolingly, +“it’s bound to take time to — ” + +“Who said it was me who made it lousy?” snapped +Ron. + +“No one,” said Hermione, looking taken aback, “I +thought — ” + +“You thought I was bound to be rubbish?” + +“No, of course I didn’t! Look, you said it was lousy so I +just — ” + +“I’m going to get started on some homework,” said +Ron angrily and stomped off to the staircase to the +boys’ dormitories and vanished from sight. Hermione +turned to Harry. + +“ Was he lousy?” + + + +Page | 375Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry loyally. + +Hermione raised her eyebrows. + +“Well, I suppose he could’ve played better,” Harry +muttered, “but it was only the first training session, +like you said...” + +Neither Harry nor Ron seemed to make much +headway with their homework that night. Harry knew +Ron was too preoccupied with how badly he had +performed at Quidditch practice and he himself was +having difficulty in getting the chant of “Gryffindor are +losers” out of his head. + +They spent the whole of Sunday in the common room, +buried in their books while the room around them +filled up, then emptied: It was another clear, fine day +and most of their fellow Gryffindors spent the day out +in the grounds, enjoying what might well be some of +the last sunshine that year. By the evening Harry felt +as though somebody had been beating his brain +against the inside of his skull. + +“You know, we probably should try and get more +homework done during the week,” Harry muttered to +Ron, as they finally laid aside Professor McGonagall’s +long essay on the Inanimatus Conjurus spell and +turned miserably to Professor Sinistra ’s equally long +and difficult essay about Jupiter’s moons. + +“Yeah,” said Ron, rubbing slightly bloodshot eyes and +throwing his fifth spoiled bit of parchment into the +fire beside them. “Listen ... shall we just ask +Hermione if we can have a look at what she’s done?” + +Harry glanced over at her; she was sitting with +Crookshanks on her lap and chatting merrily to +Ginny as a pair of knitting needles flashed in midair + +Page | 376Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in front of her, now knitting a pair of shapeless elf +socks. + + + +“No,” he said heavily, “you know she won’t let us.” + +And so they worked on while the sky outside the +windows became steadily darker; slowly, the crowd in +the common room began to thin again. At half-past +eleven, Hermione wandered over to them, yawning. + +“Nearly done?” + +“No,” said Ron shortly. + +“Jupiter’s biggest moon is Ganymede, not Callisto,” +she said, pointing over Ron’s shoulder at a line in his +Astronomy essay, “and it’s Io that’s got the volcanos.” + +“Thanks,” snarled Ron, scratching out the offending +sentences. + +“Sorry, I only — ” + +“Yeah, well, if you’ve just come over here to criticize — + + + +“Ron — ” + +“I haven’t got time to listen to a sermon, all right, +Hermione, I’m up to my neck in it here — ” + +“No — look!” + +Hermione was pointing to the nearest window. Harry +and Ron both looked over. A handsome screech owl +was standing on the windowsill, gazing into the room +at Ron. + + + +Page | 377Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Isn’t that Hermes?” said Hermione, sounding +amazed. + +“Blimey, it is!” said Ron quietly, throwing down his +quill and getting to his feet. “What’s Percy writing to +me for?” + +He crossed to the window and opened it; Hermes flew +inside, landed upon Ron’s essay, and held out a leg to +which a letter was attached. Ron took it off and the +owl departed at once, leaving inky footprints across +Ron’s drawing of the moon Io. + +“That’s definitely Percy’s handwriting,” said Ron, +sinking back into his chair and staring at the words +on the outside of the scroll: To Ronald Weasley, +Gryffindor House, Hogwarts. He looked up at the +other two. “What d’you reckon?” + +“Open it!” said Hermione eagerly. Harry nodded. + +Ron unrolled the scroll and began to read. The farther +down the parchment his eyes traveled, the more +pronounced became his scowl. When he had finished +reading, he looked disgusted. He thrust the letter at +Harry and Hermione, who leaned toward each other +to read it together: + +Dear Ron, + +I have only just heard (from no less a person than the +Minister of Magic himself, who has it from your new +teacher, Professor Umbridge) that you have become a +Hogwarts prefect + +I was most pleasantly surprised when I heard this +news and must firstly offer my congratulations. I must +admit that I have always been afraid that you would +take what we might call the “Fred and George ” route, + +Page | 378Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rather than following in my footsteps, so you can +imagine my feelings on hearing you have stopped +flouting authority and have decided to shoulder some +real responsibility. + +But I want to give you more than congratulations, Ron, + +I want to give you some advice, which is why I am +sending this at night rather than by the usual morning +post Hopefully you will be able to read this away from +prying eyes and avoid awkward questions. + +From something the Minister let slip when telling me +you are now a prefect, I gather that you are still seeing +a lot of Harry Potter. I must tell you, Ron, that nothing +could put you in danger of losing your badge more than +continued fraternization with that boy. Yes, I am sure +you are surprised to hear this — no doubt you will say +that Potter has always been Dumbledore’s favorite — +but I feel bound to tell you that Dumbledore may not be +in charge at Hogwarts much longer and the people who +count have a very different — and probably more +accurate — view of Potters behavior. I shall say no +more here, but if you look at the Daily Prophet +tomorrow you will get a good idea of the way the wind +is blowing — and see if you can spot yours truly! + +Seriously, Ron, you do not want to be tarred with the +same brush as Potter, it could be very damaging to +your future prospects, and I am talking here about life +after school too. As you must be aware, given that our +father escorted him to court, Potter had a disciplinary +hearing this summer in front of the whole Wizengamot +and he did not come out of it looking too good. He got +off on a mere technicality if you ask me and many of +the people I’ve spoken to remain convinced of his guilt. + +It may be that you are afraid to sever ties with Potter +— I know that he can be unbalanced and, for all I +know, violent — but if you have any worries about this, + +Page | 379Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +or have spotted anything else in Potter’s behavior that +is troubling you, I urge you to speak to Dolores +Umbridge, a really delightful woman, who I know will +be only too happy to advise you. + +This leads me to my other bit of advice. As I have +hinted above, Dumbledore’s regime at Hog warts may +soon be over. Your loyalty, Ron, should be not to him, +but to the school and the Ministry. I am very sorry to +hear that so far Professor Umbridge is encountering +very little cooperation from staff as she strives to make +those necessary changes within Hogwarts that the +Ministry so ardently desires (although she should find +this easier from next week — again, see the Prophet +tomorrow!). I shall say only this — a student who +shows himself willing to help Professor Umbridge now +may be very well placed for Head Boy ship in a couple +of years! + +I am sorry that I was unable to see more of you over +the summer. It pains me to criticize our parents, but I +am afraid I can no longer live under their roof while +they remain mixed up with the dangerous crowd +around Dumbledore (if you are writing to Mother at any +point, you might tell her that a certain Sturgis Podmore, +who is a great friend of Dumbledore’s, has recently +been sent to Azkaban for trespass at the Ministry. +Perhaps that will open their eyes to the kind of petty +criminals with whom they are currently rubbing +shoulders). I count myself very lucky to have escaped +the stigma of association with such people — the +Minister really could not be more gracious to me — and +I do hope, Ron, that you will not allow family ties to +blind you to the misguided nature of our parents’ +beliefs and actions either. I sincerely hope that, in time, +they will realize how mistaken they were and I shall, +of course, be ready to accept a full apology when that +day comes. + + + +Page | 380Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Please think over what I have said most carefully, +particularly the bit about Harry Potter, and +congratulations again on becoming prefect. + +Your brother, + +Percy + +Harry looked up at Ron. + +“Well,” he said, trying to sound as though he found +the whole thing a joke, “if you want to — er — what is +it?” (He checked Percy’s letter.) “Oh yeah — ‘sever ties’ +with me, I swear I won’t get violent.” + +“Give it back,” said Ron, holding out his hand. “He is +— ” Ron said jerkily, tearing Percy’s letter in half, “the +world’s” — he tore it into quarters — “biggest” — he +tore it into eighths — “git.” He threw the pieces into +the fire. + +“Come on, we’ve got to get this finished some time +before dawn,” he said briskly to Harry, pulling +Professor Sinistra ’s essay back toward him. + +Hermione was looking at Ron with an odd expression +on her face. + +“Oh, give them here,” she said abruptly. + +“What?” said Ron. + +“Give them to me, I’ll look through them and correct +them,” she said. + +“Are you serious? Ah, Hermione, you’re a lifesaver,” +said Ron, “what can I — ?” + + + +Page | 381Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What you can say is, ‘We promise well never leave +our homework this late again,’ ” she said, holding out +both hands for their essays, but she looked slightly +amused all the same. + +“Thanks a million, Hermione,” said Harry weakly, +passing over his essay and sinking back into his +armchair, rubbing his eyes. + +It was now past midnight and the common room was +deserted but for the three of them and Crookshanks. +The only sound was that of Hermione’s quill +scratching out sentences here and there on their +essays and the ruffle of pages as she checked various +facts in the reference books strewn across the table. +Harry was exhausted. He also felt an odd, sick, empty +feeling in his stomach that had nothing to do with +tiredness and everything to do with the letter now +curling blackly in the heart of the fire. + +He knew that half the people inside Hogwarts thought +him strange, even mad; he knew that the Daily +Prophet had been making snide allusions to him for +months, but there was something about seeing it +written down like that in Percy’s writing, about +knowing that Percy was advising Ron to drop him and +even to tell tales on him to Umbridge, that made his +situation real to him as nothing else had. He had +known Percy for four years, had stayed in his house +during the summers, shared a tent with him during +the Quidditch World Cup, had even been awarded full +marks by him in the second task of the Triwizard +Tournament last year, yet now, Percy thought him +unbalanced and possibly violent. + +And with a surge of sympathy for his godfather, Harry +thought that Sirius was probably the only person he +knew who could really understand how he felt at the +moment, because Sirius was in the same situation; + +Page | 382Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nearly everyone in the Wizarding world thought Sirius +a dangerous murderer and a great Voldemort +supporter and he had had to live with that knowledge +for fourteen years... + +Harry blinked. He had just seen something in the fire +that could not have been there. It had flashed into +sight and vanished immediately. No ... it could not +have been... He had imagined it because he had been +thinking about Sirius... + +“Okay, write that down,” Hermione said to Ron, +pushing his essay and a sheet covered in her own +writing back to Ron, “and then copy out this +conclusion that I’ve written for you.” + +“Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful +person I’ve ever met,” said Ron weakly, “and if I’m +ever rude to you again — ” + +“ — I’ll know you’re back to normal,” said Hermione. +“Harry, yours is okay except for this bit at the end, I +think you must have misheard Professor Sinistra, +Europa’s covered in ice, not mice — Harry?” + +Harry had slid off his chair onto his knees and was +now crouching on the singed and threadbare +hearthrug, gazing into the flames. + +“Er — Harry?” said Ron uncertainly. “Why are you +down there?” + +“Because I’ve just seen Sirius’s head in the fire,” said +Harry. + +He spoke quite calmly; after all, he had seen Sirius’s +head in this very fire the previous year and talked to +it too. Nevertheless, he could not be sure that he had +really seen it this time... It had vanished so quickly... + +Page | 383Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sirius’s head?” Hermione repeated. “You mean like +when he wanted to talk to you during the Triwizard +Tournament? But he wouldn’t do that now, it would +be too — Siriusl” + +She gasped, gazing at the fire; Ron dropped his quill. +There in the middle of the dancing flames sat Sirius’s +head, long dark hair falling around his grinning face. + +“I was starting to think you’d go to bed before +everyone else had disappeared,” he said. “I’ve been +checking every hour.” + +“You’ve been popping into the fire every hour?” Harry +said, half laughing. + +“Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear +yet.” + +“But what if you’d been seen?” said Hermione +anxiously. + +“Well, I think a girl — first year by the look of her — +might’ve got a glimpse of me earlier, but don’t worry,” +Sirius said hastily, as Hermione clapped a hand to +her mouth. “I was gone the moment she looked back +at me and I’ll bet she just thought I was an oddly +shaped log or something.” + +“But Sirius, this is taking an awful risk — ” Hermione +began. + +“You sound like Molly,” said Sirius. “This was the only +way I could come up with of answering Harry’s letter +without resorting to a code — and codes are +breakable.” + +At the mention of Harry’s letter, Hermione and Ron +had both turned to stare at him. + +Page | 384Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You didn’t say you’d written to Sirius!” said +Hermione accusingly. + + + +“I forgot,” said Harry, which was perfectly true; his +meeting with Cho in the Owlery had driven everything +before it out of his mind. “Don’t look at me like that, +Hermione, there was no way anyone would have got +secret information out of it, was there, Sirius?” + +“No, it was very good,” said Sirius, smiling. “Anyway, +we��d better be quick, just in case we’re disturbed — +your scar.” + +“What about — ?” Ron began, but Hermione said +quickly, “We’ll tell you afterward, go on, Sirius.” + +“Well, I know it can’t be fun when it hurts, but we +don’t think it’s anything to really worry about. It kept +aching all last year, didn’t it?” + +“Yeah, and Dumbledore said it happened whenever +Voldemort was feeling a powerful emotion,” said +Harry, ignoring, as usual, Ron and Hermione ’s +winces. “So maybe he was just, I dunno, really angry +or something the night I had that detention.” + +“Well, now he’s back it’s bound to hurt more often,” +said Sirius. + +“So you don’t think it had anything to do with +Umbridge touching me when I was in detention with +her?” Harry asked. + +“I doubt it,” said Sirius. “I know her by reputation and +I’m sure she’s no Death Eater — ” + +“She’s foul enough to be one,” said Harry darkly and +Ron and Hermione nodded vigorously in agreement. + +Page | 385Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, but the world isn’t split into good people and +Death Eaters,” said Sirius with a wry smile. “I know +she’s a nasty piece of work, though — you should +hear Remus talk about her.” + +“Does Lupin know her?” asked Harry quickly, +remembering Umbridge’s comments about dangerous +half-breeds during her first lesson. + +“No,” said Sirius, “but she drafted a bit of anti- +werewolf legislation two years ago that makes it +almost impossible for him to get a job.” + +Harry remembered how much shabbier Lupin looked +these days and his dislike of Umbridge deepened even +further. + +“What’s she got against werewolves?” said Hermione +angrily. + +“Scared of them, I expect,” said Sirius, smiling at her +indignation. “Apparently she loathes part-humans; +she campaigned to have mer-people rounded up and +tagged last year too. Imagine wasting your time and +energy persecuting merpeople when there are little +toerags like Kreacher on the loose — ” + +Ron laughed but Hermione looked upset. + +“Sirius!” she said reproachfully. “Honestly, if you +made a bit of an effort with Kreacher I’m sure he’d +respond, after all, you are the only member of his +family he’s got left, and Professor Dumbledore said — ” + +“So what are Umbridge’s lessons like?” Sirius +interrupted. “Is she training you all to kill half- +breeds?” + + + +Page | 386Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry, ignoring Hermione’s affronted look +at being cut off in her defense of Kreacher. “She’s not +letting us use magic at all!” + +“All we do is read the stupid textbook,” said Ron. + +“Ah, well, that figures,” said Sirius. “Our information +from inside the Ministry is that Fudge doesn’t want +you trained in combat.” + +“ Trained in combat?” repeated Harry incredulously. +“What does he think we’re doing here, forming some +sort of wizard army?” + +“That’s exactly what he thinks you’re doing,” said +Sirius, “or rather, that’s exactly what he’s afraid +Dumbledore’s doing — forming his own private army, +with which he will be able to take on the Ministry of +Magic.” + +There was a pause at this, then Ron said, “That’s the +stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, including all the stuff +that Luna Lovegood comes out with.” + +“So we’re being prevented from learning Defense +Against the Dark Arts because Fudge is scared we’ll +use spells against the Ministry?” said Hermione, +looking furious. + +“Yep,” said Sirius. “Fudge thinks Dumbledore will +stop at nothing to seize power. He’s getting more +paranoid about Dumbledore by the day. It’s a matter +of time before he has Dumbledore arrested on some +trumped-up charge.” + +This reminded Harry of Percy’s letter. + + + +Page | 387Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“D’you know if there’s going to be anything about +Dumbledore in the Daily Prophet tomorrow? Only +Ron’s brother Percy reckons there will be — ” + +“I don’t know,” said Sirius, “I haven’t seen anyone +from the Order all weekend, they’re all busy. It’s just +been Kreacher and me here...” + +There was a definite note of bitterness in Sirius’s +voice. + +“So you haven’t had any news about Hagrid, either?” + +“Ah ...” said Sirius, “well, he was supposed to be back +by now, no one’s sure what’s happened to him.” Then, +seeing their stricken faces, he added quickly, “But +Dumbledore’s not worried, so don’t you three get +yourselves in a state; I’m sure Hagrid’s fine.” + +“But if he was supposed to be back by now ...” said +Hermione in a small, worried voice. + +“Madame Maxime was with him, we’ve been in touch +with her and she says they got separated on the +journey home — but there’s nothing to suggest he’s +hurt or — well, nothing to suggest he’s not perfectly +okay.” + +Unconvinced, Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchanged +worried looks. + +“Listen, don’t go asking too many questions about +Hagrid,” said Sirius hastily, “it’ll just draw even more +attention to the fact that he’s not back, and I know +Dumbledore doesn’t want that. Hagrid’s tough, he’ll +be okay.” And when they did not appear cheered by +this, Sirius added, “When’s your next Hogsmeade +weekend anyway? I was thinking, we got away with + + + +Page | 388Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the dog disguise at the station, didn’t we? I thought I +could — ” + + + +“NO!” said Harry and Hermione together, very loudly. + +“Sirius, didn’t you see the Daily Prophet?” said +Hermione anxiously. + +“Oh that,” said Sirius, grinning, “they’re always +guessing where I am, they haven’t really got a clue — ” + +“Yeah, but we think this time they have,” said Harry. +“Something Malfoy said on the train made us think he +knew it was you, and his father was on the platform, +Sirius — you know, Lucius Malfoy — so don’t come +up here, whatever you do, if Malfoy recognizes you +again — ” + +“All right, all right, I’ve got the point,” said Sirius. He +looked most displeased. “Just an idea, thought you +might like to get together — ” + +“I would, I just don’t want you chucked back in +Azkaban!” said Harry. + +There was a pause in which Sirius looked out of the +fire at Harry, a crease between his sunken eyes. + +“You’re less like your father than I thought,” he said +finally, a definite coolness in his voice. “The risk +would’ve been what made it fun for James.” + +“Look — ” + +“Well, I’d better get going, I can hear Kreacher coming +down the stairs,” said Sirius, but Harry was sure he +was lying. “I’ll write to tell you a time I can make it +back into the fire, then, shall I? If you can stand to +risk it?” + +Page | 389Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a tiny pop, and the place where Sirius’s +head had been was flickering flame once more. + + + +Page | 390Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE HOGWARTS HIGH INQUISITOR + +They had expected to have to comb Hermione’s Daily +Prophet carefully next morning to find the article +Percy had mentioned in his letter. However, the +departing delivery owl had barely cleared the top of +the milk jug when Hermione let out a huge gasp and +flattened the newspaper to reveal a large photograph +of Dolores Umbridge, smiling widely and blinking +slowly at them from beneath the headline: + +MINISTRY SEEKS EDUCATIONAL REFORM + +DOLORES UMBRIDGE APPOINTED FIRST-EVER +“HIGH INQUISITOR” + +“ “High Inquisitor’?” said Harry darkly, his half-eaten +bit of toast slipping from his fingers. “What does that +mean?” + +Hermione read aloud: + +“In a surprise move last night the Ministry of Magic +passed new legislation giving itself an unprecedented + +Page | 391Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +level of control at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry. + +“ ‘The Minister has been growing uneasy about goings- +on at Hogwarts for some time,’ said Junior Assistant to +the Minister, Percy Weasley. ‘He is now responding to +concerns voiced by anxious parents, who feel the +school may be moving in a direction they do not +approve.’ + +“This is not the first time in recent weeks Fudge has +used new laws to effect improvements at the +Wizarding school. As recently as August 30th +Educational Decree Twenty -two was passed, to ensure +that, in the event of the current headmaster being +unable to provide a candidate for a teaching post, the +Ministry should select an appropriate person. + +“ ‘That’s how Dolores Umbridge came to be appointed +to the teaching staff at Hogwarts,’ said Weasley last +night. ‘Dumbledore couldn’t find anyone, so the +Minister put in Umbridge and of course, she’s been an +immediate success — ’ ” + +“She’s been a WHAT?” said Harry loudly. + +“Wait, there’s more,” said Hermione grimly. + +“ ‘ — an immediate success, totally revolutionizing the +teaching of Defense Against the Dark Arts and +providing the Minister with on-the-ground feedback +about what’s really happening at Hogwarts.’ + +“It is this last function that the Ministry has now +formalized with the passing of Educational Decree +Twenty-three, which creates the new position of +‘Hogwarts High Inquisitor.’ + + + +Page | 392Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ‘This is an exciting new phase in the Minister’s plan +to get to grips with what some are calling the “falling +standards” at Hog warts,’ said Weasley. ‘The Inquisitor +will have powers to inspect her fellow educators and +make sure that they are coming up to scratch. + +Professor Umbridge has been offered this position in +addition to her own teaching post, and we are +delighted to say that she has accepted.’ + +“The Ministry’s new moves have received enthusiastic +support from parents of students at Hogwarts. + +“ ‘I feel much easier in my mind now that I know that +Dumbledore is being subjected to fair and objective +evaluation,’ said Mr. Lucius Malfoy, 41, speaking from +his Wiltshire mansion last night. ‘Many of us with our +children’s best interests at heart have been concerned +about some of Dumbledore’s eccentric decisions in the +last few years and will be glad to know that the +Ministry is keeping an eye on the situation.’ + +“Among those ‘eccentric decisions’ are undoubtedly the +controversial staff appointments previously described +in this newspaper, which have included the hiring of +werewolf Remus Lupin, half giant Rubeus Hagrid, and +delusional ex-Auror ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody. + +“Rumors abound, of course, that Albus Dumbledore, +once Supreme Mugwump of the International +Confederation of Wizards and Chief Warlock of the +Wizengamot, is no longer up to the task of managing +the prestigious school of Hogwarts. + +“ ‘I think the appointment of the Inquisitor is a first step +toward ensuring that Hogwarts has a headmaster in +whom we can all repose confidence,’ said a Ministry +insider last night. + + + +Page | 393Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wizengamot elders Gris elda M archbanks and Tiberius +Ogden have resigned in protest at the introduction of +the post of Inquisitor to Hogwarts. + +“ ‘Hogwarts is a school, not an outpost of Cornelius +Fudge’s office,’ said Madam Marchbanks. ‘This is a +further disgusting attempt to discredit Albus +Dumbledore.’ (For a full account of Madam +Marchbanks’ alleged links to subversive goblin groups, +turn to page 17].” + +Hermione finished reading and looked across the +table at the other two. + +“So now we know how we ended up with Umbridge! +Fudge passed this ‘Educational Decree’ and forced +her on us! And now he’s given her the power to +inspect other teachers!” Hermione was breathing fast +and her eyes were very bright. “I can’t believe this. It’s +outrageous...” + +“I know it is,” said Harry. He looked down at his right +hand, clenched upon the tabletop, and saw the faint +white outline of the words Umbridge had forced him +to cut into his skin. + +But a grin was unfurling on Ron’s face. + +“What?” said Harry and Hermione together, staring at +him. + +“Oh, I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said +Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” + +“Well, come on,” said Hermione, jumping up, “we’d +better get going, if she’s inspecting Binns’s class we +don’t want to be late...” + + + +Page | 394Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Professor Umbridge was not inspecting their +History of Magic lesson, which was just as dull as the +previous Monday, nor was she in Snape’s dungeon +when they arrived for double Potions, where Harry’s +moonstone essay was handed back to him with a +large, spiky black D scrawled in an upper corner. + +“I have awarded you the grades you would have +received if you presented this work in your O.W.L,” +said Snape with a smirk, as he swept among them, +passing back their homework. “This should give you a +realistic idea of what to expect in your examination.” + +Snape reached the front of the class and turned to +face them. + +“The general standard of this homework was abysmal. +Most of you would have failed had this been your +examination. I expect to see a great deal more effort +for this week’s essay on the various varieties of venom +antidotes, or I shall have to start handing out +detentions to those dunces who get D’s.” + +He smirked as Malfoy sniggered and said in a +carrying whisper, “Some people got D’s? Ha!” + +Harry realized that Hermione was looking sideways to +see what grade he had received; he slid his +moonstone essay back into his bag as quickly as +possible, feeling that he would rather keep that +information private. + +Determined not to give Snape an excuse to fail him +this lesson, Harry read and reread every line of the +instructions on the blackboard at least three times +before acting on them. His Strengthening Solution +was not precisely the clear turquoise shade of +Hermione ’s but it was at least blue rather than pink, +like Neville’s, and he delivered a flask of it to Snape’s +Page | 395Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +desk at the end of the lesson with a feeling of mingled +defiance and relief. + +“Well, that wasn’t as bad as last week, was it?” said +Hermione, as they climbed the steps out of the +dungeon and made their way across the entrance hall +toward lunch. “And the homework didn’t go too badly +either, did it?” + +When neither Ron nor Harry answered, she pressed +on, “I mean, all right, I didn’t expect the top grade, +not if he’s marking to O.W.L. standard, but a pass is +quite encouraging at this stage, wouldn’t you say?” + +Harry made a noncommittal noise in his throat. + +“Of course, a lot can happen between now and the +exam, we’ve got plenty of time to improve, but the +grades we’re getting now are a sort of baseline, aren’t +they? Something we can build on ...” + +They sat down together at the Gryffindor table. + +“Obviously, I’d have been thrilled if I’d gotten an O — ” + +“Hermione,” said Ron sharply, “if you want to know +what grades we got, ask.” + +“I don’t — I didn’t mean — well, if you want to tell me + + + +“I got a P,” said Ron, ladling soup into his bowl. +“Happy?” + +“Well, that’s nothing to be ashamed of,” said Fred, +who had just arrived at the table with George and Lee +Jordan and was sitting down on Harry’s right. +“Nothing wrong with a good healthy P.” + + + +Page | 396Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But,” said Hermione, “doesn’t P stand for ...” + +“ Boor,’ yeah,” said Lee Jordan. “Still, better than D, +isn’t it? ‘Dreadful’?” + +Harry felt his face grow warm and faked a small +coughing fit over his roll. When he emerged from this +he was sorry to find that Hermione was still in full +flow about O.W.L. grades. + +“So top grade’s O for ‘Outstanding,’ ” she was saying, +“and then there’s A — ” + +“No, E,” George corrected her, “E for ‘Exceeds +Expectations.’ And I’ve always thought Fred and I +should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded +expectations just by turning up for the exams.” + +They all laughed except Hermione, who plowed on, + +“So after E, it’s A for ‘Acceptable,’ and that’s the last +pass grade, isn’t it?” + +“Yep,” said Fred, dunking an entire roll in his soup, +transferring it to his mouth, and swallowing it whole. + +“Then you get P for ‘Poor’ ” — Ron raised both his +arms in mock celebration — “and D for ‘Dreadful.’ ” + +“And then T,” George reminded him. + +“T?” asked Hermione, looking appalled. “Even lower +than a D? What on earth does that stand for?” + +“ Troll,’ ” said George promptly. + +Harry laughed again, though he was not sure whether +or not George was joking. He imagined trying to +conceal from Hermione that he had received T’s in all + + + +Page | 397Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his O.W.L.s and immediately resolved to work harder +from now on. + +“You lot had an inspected lesson yet?” Fred asked +them. + +“No,” said Hermione at once, “have you?” + +“Just now, before lunch,” said George. “Charms.” + +“What was it like?” Harry and Hermione asked +together. + +Fred shrugged. + +“Not that bad. Umbridge just lurked in the corner +making notes on a clipboard. You know what +Flitwick’s like, he treated her like a guest, didn’t seem +to bother him at all. She didn’t say much. Asked +Alicia a couple of questions about what the classes +are normally like, Alicia told her they were really +good, that was it.” + +“I can’t see old Flitwick getting marked down,” said +George, “he usually gets everyone through their +exams all right.” + +“Who’ve you got this afternoon?” Fred asked Harry. +“Trelawney — ” + +“A T if ever I saw one — ” + +“ — and Umbridge herself.” + +“Well, be a good boy and keep your temper with +Umbridge today,” said George. “Angelina’ll do her nut +if you miss any more Quidditch practices.” + + + +Page | 398Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Harry did not have to wait for Defense Against +the Dark Arts to meet Professor Umbridge. He was +pulling out his dream diary in a seat at the very back +of the shadowy Divination room when Ron elbowed +him in the ribs and, looking round, he saw Professor +Umbridge emerging through the trapdoor in the floor. +The class, which had been talking cheerily, fell silent +at once. The abrupt fall in the noise level made +Professor Trelawney, who had been wafting about +handing out Dream Oracles, look round. + +“Good afternoon, Professor Trelawney,” said Professor +Umbridge with her wide smile. “You received my note, + +I trust? Giving the time and date of your inspection?” + +Professor Trelawney nodded curtly and, looking very +disgruntled, turned her back on Professor Umbridge +and continued to give out books. Still smiling, +Professor Umbridge grasped the back of the nearest +armchair and pulled it to the front of the class so that +it was a few inches behind Professor Trelawney’s seat. +She then sat down, took her clipboard from her +flowery bag, and looked up expectantly, waiting for +the class to begin. + +Professor Trelawney pulled her shawls tight about her +with slightly trembling hands and surveyed the class +through her hugely magnifying lenses. “We shall be +continuing our study of prophetic dreams today,” she +said in a brave attempt at her usual mystic tones, +though her voice shook slightly. “Divide into pairs, +please, and interpret each other’s latest nighttime +visions with the aid of the Oracle.” + +She made as though to sweep back to her seat, saw +Professor Umbridge sitting right beside it, and +immediately veered left toward Parvati and Lavender, +who were already deep in discussion about Parvati’s +most recent dream. + +Page | 399Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry opened his copy of The Dream Oracle, watching +Umbridge covertly. She was making notes on her +clipboard now. After a few minutes she got to her feet +and began to pace the room in Trelawney’s wake, +listening to her conversations with students and +posing questions here and there. Harry bent his head +hurriedly over his book. + +“Think of a dream, quick,” he told Ron, “in case the +old toad comes our way.” + +“I did it last time,” Ron protested, “it’s your turn, you +tell me one.” + +“Oh, I dunno ...” said Harry desperately, who could +not remember dreaming anything at all over the last +few days. “Let’s say I dreamed I was ... drowning +Snape in my cauldron. Yeah, that’ll do...” + +Ron chortled as he opened his Dream Oracle. + +“Okay, we’ve got to add your age to the date you had +the dream, the number of letters in the subject ... +would that be ‘drowning’ or ‘cauldron’ or ‘Snape’?” + +“It doesn’t matter, pick any of them,” said Harry, +chancing a glance behind him. Professor Umbridge +was now standing at Professor Trelawney’s shoulder +making notes while the Divination teacher questioned +Neville about his dream diary. + +“What night did you dream this again?” Ron said, +immersed in calculations. + +“I dunno, last night, whenever you like,” Harry told +him, trying to listen to what Umbridge was saying to +Professor Trelawney. They were only a table away +from him and Ron now. Professor Umbridge was + + + +Page | 400Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +making another note on her clipboard and Professor +Trelawney was looking extremely put out. + +“Now,” said Umbridge, looking up at Trelawney, +“you’ve been in this post how long, exactly?” + +Professor Trelawney scowled at her, arms crossed and +shoulders hunched as though wishing to protect +herself as much as possible from the indignity of the +inspection. After a slight pause in which she seemed +to decide that the question was not so offensive that +she could reasonably ignore it, she said in a deeply +resentful tone, “Nearly sixteen years.” + +“Quite a period,” said Professor Umbridge, making a +note on her clipboard. “So it was Professor +Dumbledore who appointed you?” + +“That’s right,” said Professor Trelawney shortly. + +Professor Umbridge made another note. + +“And you are a great-great-granddaughter of the +celebrated Seer Cassandra Trelawney?” + +“Yes,” said Professor Trelawney, holding her head a +little higher. + +Another note on the clipboard. + +“But I think — correct me if I am mistaken — that +you are the first in your family since Cassandra to be +possessed of second sight?” + +“These things often skip — er — three generations,” +said Professor Trelawney. + +Professor Umbridge’s toadlike smile widened. + + + +Page | 401Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Of course,” she said sweetly, making yet another +note. “Well, if you could just predict something for +me, then?” + +She looked up inquiringly, still smiling. Professor +Trelawney had stiffened as though unable to believe +her ears. + +“I don’t understand you,” said Professor Trelawney, +clutching convulsively at the shawl around her +scrawny neck. + +“I’d like you to make a prediction for me,” said +Professor Umbridge very clearly. + +Harry and Ron were not the only people watching and +listening sneakily from behind their books now; most +of the class were staring transfixed at Professor +Trelawney as she drew herself up to her full height, +her beads and bangles clinking. + +“The Inner Eye does not See upon command!” she +said in scandalized tones. + +“I see,” said Professor Umbridge softly, making yet +another note on her clipboard. + +“I — but — but ... wait\” said Professor Trelawney +suddenly, in an attempt at her usual ethereal voice, +though the mystical effect was ruined somewhat by +the way it was shaking with anger. “I ... I think I do +see something ... something that concerns you... Why, +I sense something . . . something dark . . . some grave +peril ...” + +Professor Trelawney pointed a shaking finger at +Professor Umbridge who continued to smile blandly at +her, eyebrows raised. + + + +Page | 402Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am afraid ... I am afraid that you are in grave +danger!” Professor Trelawney finished dramatically. + + + +There was a pause. Professor Umbridge’s eyebrows +were still raised. + +“Right,” she said softly, scribbling on her clipboard +once more. “Well, if that’s really the best you can do + + + +She turned away, leaving Professor Trelawney +standing rooted to the spot, her chest heaving. Harry +caught Ron’s eye and knew that Ron was thinking +exactly the same as he was: They both knew that +Professor Trelawney was an old fraud, but on the +other hand, they loathed Umbridge so much that they +felt very much on Trelawney’s side — until she +swooped down on them a few seconds later, that was. + +“Well?” she said, snapping her long fingers under +Harry’s nose, uncharacteristically brisk. “Let me see +the start you’ve made on your dream diary, please.” + +And by the time she had interpreted Harry’s dreams +at the top of her voice (all of which, even the ones that +involved eating porridge, apparently foretold a +gruesome and early death), he was feeling much less +sympathetic toward her. All the while, Professor +Umbridge stood a few feet away, making notes on that +clipboard, and when the bell rang she descended the +silver ladder first so that she was waiting for them all +when they reached their Defense Against the Dark +Arts lesson ten minutes later. + +She was humming and smiling to herself when they +entered the room. Harry and Ron told Hermione, who +had been in Arithmancy, exactly what had happened +in Divination while they all took out their copies of +Defensive Magical Theory, but before Hermione could +Page | 403Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ask any questions Professor Umbridge had called +them all to order and silence fell. + +“Wands away,” she instructed them all smilingly, and +those people who had been hopeful enough to take +them out sadly returned them to their bags. “As we +finished chapter one last lesson, I would like you all +to turn to page nineteen today and commence chapter +two, ‘Common Defensive Theories and Their +Derivation. ’ There will be no need to talk.” + +Still smiling her wide, self-satisfied smile, she sat +down at her desk. The class gave an audible sigh as it +turned, as one, to page nineteen. Harry wondered +dully whether there were enough chapters in the book +to keep them reading through all this year’s lessons +and was on the point of checking the contents when +he noticed that Hermione had her hand in the air +again. + +Professor Umbridge had noticed too, and what was +more, she seemed to have worked out a strategy for +just such an eventuality. Instead of trying to pretend +she had not noticed Hermione, she got to her feet and +walked around the front row of desks until they were +face-to-face, then she bent down and whispered, so +that the rest of the class could not hear, “What is it +this time, Miss Granger?” + +“I’ve already read chapter two,” said Hermione. + +“Well then, proceed to chapter three.” + +“I’ve read that too. I’ve read the whole book.” + +Professor Umbridge blinked but recovered her poise +almost instantly. + + + +Page | 404Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, then, you should be able to tell me what +Slinkhard says about counterjinxes in chapter +fifteen.” + + + +“He says that counterjinxes are improperly named,” +said Hermione promptly. “He says ‘counterjinx’ is just +a name people give their jinxes when they want to +make them sound more acceptable.” + +Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows, and Harry +knew she was impressed against her will. + +“But I disagree,” Hermione continued. + +Professor Umbridge’s eyebrows rose a little higher and +her gaze became distinctly colder. + +“You disagree?” + +“Yes, I do,” said Hermione, who, unlike Umbridge, +was not whispering, but speaking in a clear, carrying +voice that had by now attracted the rest of the class’s +attention. “Mr. Slinkhard doesn’t like jinxes, does he? +But I think they can be very useful when they’re used +defensively.” + +“Oh, you do, do you?” said Professor Umbridge, +forgetting to whisper and straightening up. “Well, I’m +afraid it is Mr. Slinkhard ’s opinion, and not yours, +that matters within this classroom, Miss Granger.” + +“But — ” Hermione began. + +“That is enough,” said Professor Umbridge. She +walked back to the front of the class and stood before +them, all the jauntiness she had shown at the +beginning of the lesson gone. “Miss Granger, I am +going to take five points from Gryffindor House.” + +Page | 405Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was an outbreak of muttering at this. + +“What for?” said Harry angrily. + +“Don’t you get involved!” Hermione whispered +urgently to him. + +“For disrupting my class with pointless +interruptions,” said Professor Umbridge smoothly. “I +am here to teach you using a Ministry-approved +method that does not include inviting students to give +their opinions on matters about which they +understand very little. Your previous teachers in this +subject may have allowed you more license, but as +none of them — with the possible exception of +Professor Quirrell, who did at least appear to have +restricted himself to age-appropriate subjects — +would have passed a Ministry inspection — ” + +“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher,” said Harry +loudly, “there was just that minor drawback of him +having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his +head.” + +This pronouncement was followed by one of the +loudest silences Harry had ever heard. Then — + +“I think another week’s detentions would do you some +good, Mr. Potter,” said Umbridge sleekly. + +k k k + + + +The cut on the back of Harry’s hand had barely +healed and by the following morning, it was bleeding +again. He did not complain during the evening’s +detention; he was determined not to give Umbridge +the satisfaction; over and over again he wrote I must + + + +Page | 406Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +not tell lies and not a sound escaped his lips, though +the cut deepened with every letter. + +The very worst part of this second week’s worth of +detentions was, just as George had predicted, +Angelina’s reaction. She cornered him just as he +arrived at the Gryffindor table for breakfast on +Tuesday and shouted so loudly that Professor +McGonagall came sweeping down upon the pair of +them from the staff table. + +“Miss Johnson, how dare you make such a racket in +the Great Hall! Five points from Gryffindor!” + +“But Professor — he’s gone and landed himself in +detention again — ” + +“What’s this, Potter?” said Professor McGonagall +sharply, rounding on Harry. “Detention? From +whom?” + +“From Professor Umbridge,” muttered Harry, not +meeting Professor McGonagall’s beady, square-framed +eyes. + +“Are you telling me,” she said, lowering her voice so +that the group of curious Ravenclaws behind them +could not hear, “that after the warning I gave you last +Monday you lost your temper in Professor Umbridge’s +class again?” + +“Yes,” Harry muttered, speaking to the floor. + +“Potter, you must get a grip on yourself! You are +heading for serious trouble! Another five points from +Gryffindor!” + + + +Page | 407Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But — what? Professor, no!” Harry said, furious at +this injustice. “I’m already being punished by her, +why do you have to take points as well?” + +“Because detentions do not appear to have any effect +on you whatsoever!” said Professor McGonagall tartly. +“No, not another word of complaint, Potter! And as for +you, Miss Johnson, you will confine your shouting +matches to the Quidditch pitch in future or risk +losing the team Captaincy!” + +She strode back toward the staff table. Angelina gave +Harry a look of deepest disgust and stalked away, +upon which Harry flung himself onto the bench +beside Ron, fuming. + +“She’s taken points off Gryffindor because I’m having +my hand sliced open every night! How is that fair, +how?” + +“I know, mate,” said Ron sympathetically, tipping +bacon onto Harry’s plate, “she’s bang out of order.” + +Hermione, however, merely rustled the pages of her +Daily Prophet and said nothing. + +“You think McGonagall was right, do you?” said Harry +angrily to the picture of Cornelius Fudge obscuring +Hermione ’s face. + +“I wish she hadn’t taken points from you, but I think +she’s right to warn you not to lose your temper with +Umbridge,” said Hermione’s voice, while Fudge +gesticulated forcefully from the front page, clearly +giving some kind of speech. + +Harry did not speak to Hermione all through Charms, +but when they entered Transfiguration he forgot his +anger; Professor Umbridge and her clipboard were + +Page | 408Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sitting in a corner and the sight of her drove the +memory of breakfast right out of his head. + +“Excellent,” whispered Ron, as they sat down in their +usual seats. “Let’s see Umbridge get what she +deserves.” + +Professor McGonagall marched into the room without +giving the slightest indication that she knew Professor +Umbridge was there. + +“That will do,” she said and silence fell immediately. +“Mr. Finnigan, kindly come here and hand back the +homework — Miss Brown, please take this box of +mice — don’t be silly, girl, they won’t hurt you — and +hand one to each student — ” + +“Hem, hem,” said Professor Umbridge, employing the +same silly little cough she had used to interrupt +Dumbledore on the first night of term. Professor +McGonagall ignored her. Seamus handed back +Harry’s essay; Harry took it without looking at him +and saw, to his relief, that he had managed an A. + +“Right then, everyone, listen closely — Dean Thomas, +if you do that to the mouse again I shall put you in +detention — most of you have now successfully +vanished your snails and even those who were left +with a certain amount of shell have the gist of the +spell. Today we shall be — ” + +“Hem, hem,” said Professor Umbridge. + +“Yes?” said Professor McGonagall, turning round, her +eyebrows so close together they seemed to form one +long, severe line. + + + +Page | 409Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I was just wondering, Professor, whether you +received my note telling you of the date and time of +your inspec — ” + +“Obviously I received it, or I would have asked you +what you are doing in my classroom,” said Professor +McGonagall, turning her back firmly on Professor +Umbridge. Many of the students exchanged looks of +glee. “As I was saying, today we shall be practicing +the altogether more difficult vanishment of mice. Now, +the Vanishing Spell — ” + +“Hem, hem.” + +“I wonder,” said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, +turning on Professor Umbridge, “how you expect to +gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you +continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally +permit people to talk when I am talking.” + +Professor Umbridge looked as though she had just +been slapped in the face. She did not speak, but +straightened the parchment on her clipboard and +began scribbling furiously. Looking supremely +unconcerned, Professor McGonagall addressed the +class once more. + +“As I was saying, the Vanishing Spell becomes more +difficult with the complexity of the animal to be +vanished. The snail, as an invertebrate, does not +present much of a challenge; the mouse, as a +mammal, offers a much greater one. This is not, +therefore, magic you can accomplish with your mind +on your dinner. So — you know the incantation, let +me see what you can do...” + +“How she can lecture me about not losing my temper +with Umbridge!” Harry said to Ron under his voice, + + + +Page | 410Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but he was grinning; his anger with Professor +McGonagall had quite evaporated. + +Professor Umbridge did not follow Professor +McGonagall around the class as she had followed +Professor Trelawney; perhaps she thought that +Professor McGonagall would not permit it. She did, +however, take many more notes while she sat in her +corner, and when Professor McGonagall finally told +them all to pack away, rose with a grim expression on +her face. + +“Well, it’s a start,” said Ron, holding up a long, +wriggling mouse tail and dropping it back into the box +Lavender was passing around. + +As they filed out of the classroom, Harry saw +Professor Umbridge approach the teacher’s desk; he +nudged Ron, who nudged Hermione in turn, and the +three of them deliberately fell back to eavesdrop. + +“How long have you been teaching at Hogwarts?” +Professor Umbridge asked. + +“Thirty-nine years this December,” said Professor +McGonagall brusquely, snapping her bag shut. + +Professor Umbridge made a note. + +“Very well,” she said, “you will receive the results of +your inspection in ten days’ time.” + +“I can hardly wait,” said Professor McGonagall in a +coldly indifferent voice, and she strode off toward the +door. “Hurry up, you three,” she added, sweeping +Harry, Ron, and Hermione before her. Harry could not +help giving her a faint smile and could have sworn he +received one in return. + + + +Page | 411Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had thought that the next time he would see +Umbridge would be in his detention that evening, but +he was wrong. When they walked down the lawns +toward the forest for Care of Magical Creatures, they +found her and her clipboard waiting for them beside +Professor Grubbly-Plank. + +“You do not usually take this class, is that correct?” +Harry heard her ask as they arrived at the trestle +table where the group of captive bowtruckles were +scrabbling around for wood lice like so many living +twigs. + +“Quite correct,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank, hands +behind her back and bouncing on the balls of her +feet. “I am a substitute teacher standing in for +Professor Hagrid.” + +Harry exchanged uneasy looks with Ron and +Hermione. Malfoy was whispering with Crabbe and +Goyle; he would surely love this opportunity to tell +tales on Hagrid to a member of the Ministry. + +“Hmm,” said Professor Umbridge, dropping her voice, +though Harry could still hear her quite clearly, “I +wonder — the headmaster seems strangely reluctant +to give me any information on the matter — can you +tell me what is causing Professor Hagrid’s very +extended leave of absence?” + +Harry saw Malfoy look up eagerly. + +“ ’Fraid I can’t,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank +breezily. “Don’t know anything more about it than +you do. Got an owl from Dumbledore, would I like a +couple of weeks teaching work, accepted — that’s as +much as I know. Well ... shall I get started then?” + + + +Page | 412Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, please do,” said Professor Umbridge, scribbling +upon her clipboard. + +Umbridge took a different tack in this class and +wandered among the students, questioning them on +magical creatures. Most people were able to answer +well and Harry’s spirits lifted somewhat; at least the +class was not letting Hagrid down. + +“Overall,” said Professor Umbridge, returning to +Professor Grubbly-Plank’s side after a lengthy +interrogation of Dean Thomas, “how do you, as a +temporary member of staff — an objective outsider, I +suppose you might say — how do you find Hogwarts? +Do you feel you receive enough support from the +school management?” + +“Oh, yes, Dumbledore’s excellent,” said Professor +Grubbly-Plank heartily. “No, I’m very happy with the +way things are run, very happy indeed.” + +Looking politely incredulous, Umbridge made a tiny +note on her clipboard and went on, “And what are you +planning to cover with this class this year — +assuming, of course, that Professor Hagrid does not +return?” + +“Oh, I’ll take them through the creatures that most +often come up in O.W.L.,” said Professor Grubbly- +Plank. “Not much left to do — they’ve studied +unicorns and nifflers, I thought we’d cover porlocks +and kneazles, make sure they can recognize crups +and knarls, you know...” + +“Well, you seem to know what you’re doing, at any +rate,” said Professor Umbridge, making a very obvious +tick on her clipboard. Harry did not like the emphasis +she put on “you” and liked it even less when she put + + + +Page | 413Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +her next question to Goyle: “Now, I hear there have +been injuries in this class?” + +Goyle gave a stupid grin. Malfoy hastened to answer +the question. + +“That was me,” he said. “I was slashed by a +hippogriff.” + +“A hippogriff?” said Professor Umbridge, now +scribbling frantically. + +“Only because he was too stupid to listen to what +Hagrid told him to do,” said Harry angrily. + +Both Ron and Hermione groaned. Professor Umbridge +turned her head slowly in Harry’s direction. + +“Another night’s detention, I think,” she said softly. +“Well, thank you very much, Professor Grubbly-Plank, +I think that’s all I need here. You will be receiving the +results of your inspection within ten days.” + +“Jolly good,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank, and +Professor Umbridge set off back across the lawn to +the castle. + + + +ie ie ie + + + +It was nearly midnight when Harry left Umbridge’s +office that night, his hand now bleeding so severely +that it was staining the scarf he had wrapped around +it. He expected the common room to be empty when +he returned, but Ron and Hermione had sat up +waiting for him. He was pleased to see them, +especially as Hermione was disposed to be +sympathetic rather than critical. + + + +Page | 414Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Here,” she said anxiously, pushing a small bowl of +yellow liquid toward him, “soak your hand in that, it’s +a solution of strained and pickled murtlap tentacles, +it should help.” + +Harry placed his bleeding, aching hand into the bowl +and experienced a wonderful feeling of relief. +Crookshanks curled around his legs, purring loudly, +and then leapt into his lap and settled down. + +“Thanks,” he said gratefully, scratching behind +Crookshanks ’s ears with his left hand. + +“I still reckon you should complain about this,” said +Ron in a low voice. + +“No,” said Harry flatly. + +“McGonagall would go nuts if she knew — ” + +“Yeah, she probably would,” said Harry. “And how +long d’you reckon it’d take Umbridge to pass another +Decree saying anyone who complains about the High +Inquisitor gets sacked immediately?” + +Ron opened his mouth to retort but nothing came out +and after a moment he closed it again in a defeated +sort of way. + +“She’s an awful woman,” said Hermione in a small +voice. “Awful. You know, I was just saying to Ron +when you came in ... we’ve got to do something about +her.” " + +“I suggested poison,” said Ron grimly. + +“No ... I mean, something about what a dreadful +teacher she is, and how we’re not going to learn any +defense from her at all,” said Hermione. + +Page | 415Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, what can we do about that?” said Ron, +yawning. “ ’S too late, isn’t it? She got the job, she’s +here to stay, Fudge’ll make sure of that.” + +“Well,” said Hermione tentatively. “You know, I was +thinking today...” She shot a slightly nervous look at +Harry and then plunged on, “I was thinking that — +maybe the time’s come when we should just — just +do it ourselves.” + +“Do what ourselves?” said Harry suspiciously, still +floating his hand in the essence of murtlap tentacles. + +“Well — learn Defense Against the Dark Arts +ourselves,” said Hermione. + +“Come off it,” groaned Ron. “You want us to do extra +work? D’you realize Harry and I are behind on +homework again and it’s only the second week?” + +“But this is much more important than homework!” +said Hermione. + +Harry and Ron goggled at her. + +“I didn’t think there was anything in the universe +more important than homework,” said Ron. + +“Don’t be silly, of course there is!” said Hermione, and +Harry saw, with an ominous feeling, that her face was +suddenly alight with the kind of fervor that S.P.E.W. +usually inspired in her. “It’s about preparing +ourselves, like Harry said in Umbridge’s first lesson, +for what’s waiting out there. It’s about making sure +we really can defend ourselves. If we don’t learn +anything for a whole year — ” + +“We can’t do much by ourselves,” said Ron in a +defeated voice. “I mean, all right, we can go and look + +Page | 416Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +jinxes up in the library and try and practice them, I +suppose — ” + +“No, I agree, we’ve gone past the stage where we can +just learn things out of books,” said Hermione. “We +need a teacher, a proper one, who can show us how +to use the spells and correct us if we’re going wrong.” + +“If you’re talking about Lupin ...” Harry began. + +“No, no, I’m not talking about Lupin,” said Hermione. +“He’s too busy with the Order and anyway, the most +we could see him is during Hogsmeade weekends and +that’s not nearly often enough.” + +“Who, then?” said Harry, frowning at her. + +Hermione heaved a very deep sigh. + +“Isn’t it obvious?” she said. “I’m talking about you, +Harry.” + +There was a moment’s silence. A light night breeze +rattled the windowpanes behind Ron and the fire +guttered. + +“About me what?” said Harry. + +“I’m talking about you teaching us Defense Against +the Dark Arts.” + +Harry stared at her. Then he turned to Ron, ready to +exchange the exasperated looks they sometimes +shared when Hermione elaborated on far-fetched +schemes like S.P.E.W. To Harry’s consternation, +however, Ron did not look exasperated. He was +frowning slightly, apparently thinking. Then he said, +“That’s an idea.” + + + +Page | 417Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s an idea?” said Harry. + +“You,” said Ron. “Teaching us to do it.” + +“But ...” + +Harry was grinning now, sure the pair of them were +pulling his leg. + +“But I’m not a teacher, I can’t — ” + +“Harry, you’re the best in the year at Defense Against +the Dark Arts,” said Hermione. + +“Me?” said Harry, now grinning more broadly than +ever. “No I’m not, you’ve beaten me in every test — ” + +“Actually, I haven’t,” said Hermione coolly. “You beat +me in our third year — the only year we both sat the +test and had a teacher who actually knew the subject +But I’m not talking about test results, Harry. Look +what you’ve done\” + +“How d’you mean?” + +“You know what, I’m not sure I want someone this +stupid teaching me,” Ron said to Hermione, smirking +slightly. He turned to Harry. “Let’s think,” he said, +pulling a face like Goyle concentrating. “Uh . . . first +year — you saved the Stone from You-Know-Who.” + +“But that was luck,” said Harry, “that wasn’t skill — ” + +“Second year,” Ron interrupted, “you killed the +basilisk and destroyed Riddle.” + +“Yeah, but if Fawkes hadn’t turned up I — ” + + + +Page | 418Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Third year,” said Ron, louder still, “you fought off +about a hundred dementors at once — ” + +“You know that was a fluke, if the Time-Turner hadn’t +?? + + + +“Last year,” Ron said, almost shouting now, “you +fought off You-Know-Who again — ” + +“Listen to me!” said Harry, almost angrily, because +Ron and Hermione were both smirking now. “Just +listen to me, all right? It sounds great when you say it +like that, but all that stuff was luck — I didn’t know +what I was doing half the time, I didn’t plan any of it, + +I just did whatever I could think of, and I nearly +always had help — ” + +Ron and Hermione were still smirking and Harry felt +his temper rise; he wasn’t even sure why he was +feeling so angry. + +“Don’t sit there grinning like you know better than I +do, I was there, wasn’t I?” he said heatedly. “I know +what went on, all right? And I didn’t get through any +of that because I was brilliant at Defense Against the +Dark Arts, I got through it all because — because +help came at the right time, or because I guessed +right — but I just blundered through it all, I didn’t +have a clue what I was doing — STOP LAUGHING!” + +The bowl of murtlap essence fell to the floor and +smashed. He became aware that he was on his feet, +though he couldn’t remember standing up. +Crookshanks streaked away under a sofa; Ron and +Hermione ’s smiles had vanished. + +“ You don’t know what it’s likel You — neither of you +— you’ve never had to face him, have you? You think +it’s just memorizing a bunch of spells and throwing + +Page | 419Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +them at him, like you’re in class or something? The +whole time you know there’s nothing between you +and dying except your own — your own brain or guts +or whatever — like you can think straight when you +know you’re about a second from being murdered, or +tortured, or watching your friends die — they’ve never +taught us that in their classes, what it’s like to deal +with things like that — and you two sit there acting +like I’m a clever little boy to be standing here, alive, +like Diggory was stupid, like he messed up — you just +don’t get it, that could just as easily have been me, it +would have been if Voldemort hadn’t needed me — ” + +“We weren’t saying anything like that, mate,” said +Ron, looking aghast. “We weren’t having a go at +Diggory, we didn’t — you’ve got the wrong end of the + + + +He looked helplessly at Hermione, whose face was +stricken. + +“Harry,” she said timidly, “don’t you see? This ... this +is exactly why we need you... We need to know what +it’s r-really like ... facing him ... facing V-Voldemort.” + +It was the first time she had ever said Voldemort’s +name, and it was this, more than anything else, that +calmed Harry. Still breathing hard, he sank back into +his chair, becoming aware as he did so that his hand +was throbbing horribly again. He wished he had not +smashed the bowl of murtlap essence. + +“Well ... think about it,” said Hermione quietly. +“Please?” + +Harry could not think of anything to say. He was +feeling ashamed of his outburst already. He nodded, +hardly aware of what he was agreeing to. + + + +Page | 420Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione stood up. + +“Well, I’m off to bed,” she said in a voice that was +clearly as natural as she could make it. “Erm ... +’night.” + +Ron had gotten to his feet too. + +“Coming?” he said awkwardly to Harry. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “In ... in a minute. I’ll just clear +this up.” + +He indicated the smashed bowl on the floor. Ron +nodded and left. + +“Reparo,” Harry muttered, pointing his wand at the +broken pieces of china. They flew back together, good +as new, but there was no returning the murtlap +essence to the bowl. + +He was suddenly so tired that he was tempted to sink +back into his armchair and sleep there, but instead +he got to his feet and followed Ron upstairs. His +restless night was punctuated once more by dreams +of long corridors and locked doors, and he awoke next +day with his scar prickling again. + + + +Page | 421Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +IN THE HOG’S HEAD + +Hermione made no mention of Harry giving Defense +Against the Dark Arts lessons for two whole weeks +after her original suggestion. Harry’s detentions with +Umbridge were finally over (he doubted whether the +words now etched on the back of his hand would ever +fade entirely); Ron had had four more Quidditch +practices and not been shouted at during the last +two; and all three of them had managed to vanish +their mice in Transfiguration (Hermione had actually +progressed to vanishing kittens), before the subject +was broached again, on a wild, blustery evening at +the end of September, when the three of them were +sitting in the library, looking up potion ingredients for +Snape. + +“I was wondering,” Hermione said suddenly, “whether +you’d thought any more about Defense Against the +Dark Arts, Harry.” + +“ ’Course I have,” said Harry grumpily. “Can’t forget it, +can we, with that hag teaching us — ” + + + +Page | 422Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I meant the idea Ron and I had” — Ron cast her an +alarmed, threatening kind of look; she frowned at him +— “oh, all right, the idea / had, then — about you +teaching us.” + +Harry did not answer at once. He pretended to be +perusing a page of Asiatic Anti-Venoms, because he +did not want to say what was in his mind. + +The fact was that he had given the matter a great deal +of thought over the past fortnight. Sometimes it +seemed an insane idea, just as it had on the night +Hermione had proposed it, but at others, he had +found himself thinking about the spells that had +served him best in his various encounters with Dark +creatures and Death Eaters — found himself, in fact, +subconsciously planning lessons... + +“Well,” he said slowly, when he could not pretend to +find Asiatic anti-venoms interesting much longer, +“yeah, I — I’ve thought about it a bit.” + +“And?” said Hermione eagerly. + +“I dunno,” said Harry, playing for time. He looked up +at Ron. + +“I thought it was a good idea from the start,” said +Ron, who seemed keener to join in this conversation +now that he was sure that Harry was not going to +start shouting again. + +Harry shifted uncomfortably in his chair. + +“You did listen to what I said about a load of it being +luck, didn’t you?” + +“Yes, Harry,” said Hermione gently, “but all the same, +there’s no point pretending that you’re not good at + +Page | 423Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Defense Against the Dark Arts, because you are. You +were the only person last year who could throw off the +Imperius Curse completely, you can produce a +Patronus, you can do all sorts of stuff that full-grown +wizards can’t, Viktor always said — ” + +Ron looked around at her so fast he appeared to crick +his neck; rubbing it, he said, “Yeah? What did Vicky +say?” + +“Ho ho,” said Hermione in a bored voice. “He said +Harry knew how to do stuff even he didn’t, and he +was in the final year at Durmstrang.” + +Ron was looking at Hermione suspiciously. + +“You’re not still in contact with him, are you?” + +“So what if I am?” said Hermione coolly, though her +face was a little pink. “I can have a pen pal if I — ” + +“He didn’t only want to be your pen pal,” said Ron +accusingly. + +Hermione shook her head exasperatedly and, ignoring +Ron, who was continuing to watch her, said to Harry, +“Well, what do you think? Will you teach us?” + +“Just you and Ron, yeah?” + +“Well,” said Hermione, now looking a mite anxious +again. “Well ... now, don’t fly off the handle again, +Harry, please... But I really think you ought to teach +anyone who wants to learn. I mean, we’re talking +about defending ourselves against V-Voldemort — oh, +don’t be pathetic, Ron — it doesn’t seem fair if we +don’t offer the chance to other people.” + + + +Page | 424Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry considered this for a moment, then said, “Yeah, +but I doubt anyone except you two would want to be +taught by me. I’m a nutter, remember?” + +“Well, I think you might be surprised how many +people would be interested in hearing what you’ve got +to say,” said Hermione seriously. “Look,” she leaned +toward him; Ron, who was still watching her with a +frown on his face, leaned forward to listen too, “you +know the first weekend in October’s a Hogsmeade +weekend? How would it be if we tell anyone who’s +interested to meet us in the village and we can talk it +over?” + +“Why do we have to do it outside school?” said Ron. + +“Because,” said Hermione, returning to the diagram of +the Chinese Chomping Cabbage she was copying, “I +don’t think Umbridge would be very happy if she +found out what we were up to.” + +Harry had been looking forward to the weekend trip +into Hogsmeade, but there was one thing worrying +him. Sirius had maintained a stony silence since he +had appeared in the fire at the beginning of +September; Harry knew they had made him angry by +saying that they did not want him to come — but he +still worried from time to time that Sirius might throw +caution to the winds and turn up anyway. What were +they going to do if the great black dog came bounding +up the street toward them in Hogsmeade, perhaps +under the nose of Draco Malfoy? + +“Well, you can’t blame him for wanting to get out and +about,” said Ron, when Harry discussed his fears +with him and Hermione. “I mean, he’s been on the +run for over two years, hasn’t he, and I know that +can’t have been a laugh, but at least he was free, + + + +Page | 425Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wasn’t he? And now he’s just shut up all the time +with that lunatic elf.” + +Hermione scowled at Ron, but otherwise ignored the +slight on Kreacher. + +“The trouble is,” she said to Harry, “until V-Voldemort +— oh for heaven’s sake, Ron — comes out into the +open, Sirius is going to have to stay hidden, isn’t he? I +mean, the stupid Ministry isn’t going to realize Sirius +is innocent until they accept that Dumbledore’s been +telling the truth about him all along. And once the +fools start catching real Death Eaters again it’ll be +obvious Sirius isn’t one ... I mean, he hasn’t got the +Mark, for one thing.” + +“I don’t reckon he’d be stupid enough to turn up,” +said Ron bracingly. “Dumbledore’d go mad if he did +and Sirius listens to Dumbledore even if he doesn’t +like what he hears.” + +When Harry continued to look worried, Hermione +said, “Listen, Ron and I have been sounding out +people who we thought might want to learn some +proper Defense Against the Dark Arts, and there are a +couple who seem interested. We’ve told them to meet +us in Hogsmeade.” + +“Right,” said Harry vaguely, his mind still on Sirius. + +“Don’t worry, Harry,” Hermione said quietly. “You’ve +got enough on your plate without Sirius too.” + +She was quite right, of course; he was barely keeping +up with his homework, though he was doing much +better now that he was no longer spending every +evening in detention with Umbridge. Ron was even +further behind with his work than Harry, because +while they both had Quidditch practices twice a week, +Page | 426Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron also had prefect duties. However, Hermione, who +was taking more subjects than either of them, had +not only finished all her homework but was also +finding time to knit more elf clothes. Harry had to +admit that she was getting better; it was now almost +always possible to distinguish between the hats and +the socks. + +The morning of the Hogsmeade visit dawned bright +but windy. After breakfast they queued up in front of +Filch, who matched their names to the long list of +students who had permission from their parents or +guardian to visit the village. With a slight pang, Harry +remembered that if it hadn’t been for Sirius, he would +not have been going at all. + +When Harry reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great +sniff as though trying to detect a whiff of something +from Harry. Then he gave a curt nod that set his jowls +aquiver again and Harry walked on, out onto the +stone steps and the cold, sunlit day. + +“Er — why was Filch sniffing you?” asked Ron, as he, +Harry, and Hermione set off at a brisk pace down the +wide drive to the gates. + +“I suppose he was checking for the smell of +Dungbombs,” said Harry with a small laugh. “I forgot +to tell you ...” + +And he recounted the story of sending his letter to +Sirius and Filch bursting in seconds later, demanding +to see the letter. To his slight surprise, Hermione +found this story highly interesting, much more, +indeed, than he did himself. + +“He said he was tipped off you were ordering +Dungbombs? But who had tipped him off?” + + + +Page | 427Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I dunno,” said Harry, shrugging. “Maybe Malfoy, he’d +think it was a laugh.” + +They walked between the tall stone pillars topped +with winged boars and turned left onto the road into +the village, the wind whipping their hair into their +eyes. + +“Malfoy?” said Hermione, very skeptically. “Well ... yes +... maybe ...” + +And she remained deep in thought all the way into +the outskirts of Hogsmeade. + +“Where are we going anyway?” Harry asked. “The +Three Broomsticks?” + +“Oh — no,” said Hermione, coming out of her reverie, +“no, it’s always packed and really noisy. I’ve told the +others to meet us in the Hog’s Head, that other pub, +you know the one, it’s not on the main road. I think +it’s a bit ... you know ... dodgy ... but students don’t +normally go in there, so I don’t think we’ll be +overheard.” + +They walked down the main street past Zonko’s Joke +Shop, where they were unsurprised to see Fred, +George, and Lee Jordan, past the post office, from +which owls issued at regular intervals, and turned up +a side street at the top of which stood a small inn. A +battered wooden sign hung from a rusty bracket over +the door, with a picture upon it of a wild boar’s +severed head leaking blood onto the white cloth +around it. The sign creaked in the wind as they +approached. All three of them hesitated outside the +door. + +“Well, come on,” said Hermione slightly nervously. +Harry led the way inside. + +Page | 428Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was not at all like the Three Broomsticks, whose +large bar gave an impression of gleaming warmth and +cleanliness. The Hog’s Head bar comprised one small, +dingy, and very dirty room that smelled strongly of +something that might have been goats. The bay +windows were so encrusted with grime that very little +daylight could permeate the room, which was lit +instead with the stubs of candles sitting on rough +wooden tables. The floor seemed at first glance to be +earthy, though as Harry stepped onto it he realized +that there was stone beneath what seemed to be the +accumulated filth of centuries. + +Harry remembered Hagrid mentioning this pub in his +first year: “Yeh get a lot o’ funny folk in the Hog’s +Head,” he had said, explaining how he had won a +dragons egg from a hooded stranger there. At the time +Harry had wondered why Hagrid had not found it odd +that the stranger kept his face hidden throughout +their encounter; now he saw that keeping your face +hidden was something of a fashion in the Hog’s Head. +There was a man at the bar whose whole head was +wrapped in dirty gray bandages, though he was still +managing to gulp endless glasses of some smoking, +fiery substance through a slit over his mouth. Two +figures shrouded in hoods sat at a table in one of the +windows; Harry might have thought them dementors +if they had not been talking in strong Yorkshire +accents; in a shadowy corner beside the fireplace sat +a witch with a thick, black veil that fell to her toes. +They could just see the tip of her nose because it +caused the veil to protrude slightly. + +“I don’t know about this, Hermione,” Harry muttered, +as they crossed to the bar. He was looking +particularly at the heavily veiled witch. “Has it +occurred to you Umbridge might be under that?” + +Hermione cast an appraising eye at the veiled figure. + +Page | 429Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Umbridge is shorter than that woman,” she said +quietly. “And anyway, even if Umbridge does come in +here there’s nothing she can do to stop us, Harry, +because I’ve double- and triple-checked the school +rules. We’re not out-of-bounds; I specifically asked +Professor Flitwick whether students were allowed to +come in the Hog’s Head, and he said yes, but he +advised me strongly to bring our own glasses. And I’ve +looked up everything I can think of about study +groups and homework groups and they’re definitely +allowed. I just don’t think it’s a good idea if we parade +what we’re doing.” + +“No,” said Harry dryly, “especially as it’s not exactly a +homework group you’re planning, is it?” + +The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. +He was a grumpy-looking old man with a great deal of +long gray hair and beard. He was tall and thin and +looked vaguely familiar to Harry. + +“What?” he grunted. + +“Three butterbeers, please,” said Hermione. + +The man reached beneath the counter and pulled up +three very dusty, very dirty bottles, which he +slammed on the bar. + +“Six Sickles,” he said. + +“I’ll get them,” said Harry quickly, passing over the +silver. The barman’s eyes traveled over Harry, resting +for a fraction of a second on his scar. Then he turned +away and deposited Harry’s money in an ancient +wooden till whose drawer slid open automatically to +receive it. Harry, Ron, and Hermione retreated to the +farthest table from the bar and sat down, looking +around, while the man in the dirty gray bandages +Page | 430Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rapped the counter with his knuckles and received +another smoking drink from the barman. + + + +“You know what?” Ron murmured, looking over at the +bar with enthusiasm. “We could order anything we +liked in here, I bet that bloke would sell us anything, +he wouldn’t care. I’ve always wanted to try firewhisky + + + +“You — are — a — prefect,” snarled Hermione. + +“Oh,” said Ron, the smile fading from his face. “Yeah + + + +“So who did you say is supposed to be meeting us?” +Harry asked, wrenching open the rusty top of his +butterbeer and taking a swig. + +“Just a couple of people,” Hermione repeated, +checking her watch and then looking anxiously +toward the door. “I told them to be here about now +and I’m sure they all know where it is — oh look, this +might be them now — ” + +The door of the pub had opened. A thick band of +dusty sunlight split the room in two for a moment +and then vanished, blocked by the incoming rush of a +crowd of people. + +First came Neville with Dean and Lavender, who were +closely followed by Parvati and Padma Patil with +(Harry’s stomach did a back flip) Cho and one of her +usually giggling girlfriends, then (on her own and +looking so dreamy that she might have walked in by +accident) Luna Lovegood; then Katie Bell, Alicia +Spinnet, and Angelina Johnson, Colin and Dennis +Creevey, Ernie Macmillan, Justin Finch-Fletchley, +Hannah Abbott, and a Hufflepuff girl with a long plait +down her back whose name Harry did not know; + +Page | 431Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +three Ravenclaw boys he was pretty sure were called +Anthony Goldstein, Michael Corner, and Terry Boot; +Ginny, followed by a tall skinny blond boy with an +upturned nose whom Harry recognized vaguely as +being a member of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team, and +bringing up the rear, Fred and George Weasley with +their friend Lee Jordan, all three of whom were +carrying large paper bags crammed with Zonko’s +merchandise. + +“A couple of people?” said Harry hoarsely to +Hermione. “A couple of people ?” + +“Yes, well, the idea seemed quite popular,” said +Hermione happily. “Ron, do you want to pull up some +more chairs?” + +The barman had frozen in the act of wiping out a +glass with a rag so filthy it looked as though it had +never been washed. Possibly he had never seen his +pub so full. + +“Hi,” said Fred, reaching the bar first and counting +his companions quickly. “Could we have . . . twenty- +five butterbeers, please?” + +The barman glared at him for a moment, then, +throwing down his rag irritably as though he had +been interrupted in something very important, he +started passing up dusty butterbeers from under the +bar. + +“Cheers,” said Fred, handing them out. “Cough up, +everyone, I haven’t got enough gold for all of these...” + +Harry watched numbly as the large chattering group +took their beers from Fred and rummaged in their +robes to find coins. He could not imagine what all +these people had turned up for until the horrible + +Page | 432Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +thought occurred to him that they might be expecting +some kind of speech, at which he rounded on +Hermione. + +“What have you been telling people?” he said in a low +voice. “What are they expecting?” + +“I’ve told you, they just want to hear what you’ve got +to say,” said Hermione soothingly; but Harry +continued to look at her so furiously that she added +quickly, “You don’t have to do anything yet, I’ll speak +to them first.” + +“Hi, Harry,” said Neville, beaming and taking a seat +opposite Harry. + +Harry tried to smile back, but did not speak; his +mouth was exceptionally dry. Cho had just smiled at +him and sat down on Ron’s right. Her friend, who had +curly reddish-blonde hair, did not smile, but gave +Harry a thoroughly mistrustful look that told Harry +plainly that, given her way, she would not be here at +all. + +In twos and threes the new arrivals settled around +Harry, Ron, and Hermione, some looking rather +excited, others curious, Luna Lovegood gazing +dreamily into space. When everybody had pulled up a +chair, the chatter died out. Every eye was upon +Harry. + +“Er,” said Hermione, her voice slightly higher than +usual out of nerves. “Well — er — hi.” + +The group focused its attention on her instead, +though eyes continued to dart back regularly to +Harry. + + + +Page | 433Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well ... erm ... well, you know why you’re here. Erm +... well, Harry here had the idea — I mean” — Harry +had thrown her a sharp look — “I had the idea — that +it might be good if people who wanted to study +Defense Against the Dark Arts — and I mean, really +study it, you know, not the rubbish that Umbridge is +doing with us” — (Hermione’s voice became suddenly +much stronger and more confident) — “because +nobody could call that Defense Against the Dark Arts” +— “Hear, hear,” said Anthony Goldstein, and +Hermione looked heartened — “well, I thought it +would be good if we, well, took matters into our own +hands.” + +She paused, looked sideways at Harry, and went on, +“And by that I mean learning how to defend ourselves +properly, not just theory but the real spells — ” + +“You want to pass your Defense Against the Dark Arts +O.W.L. too though, I bet?” said Michael Corner. + +“Of course I do,” said Hermione at once. “But I want +more than that, I want to be properly trained in +Defense because ... because ...” She took a great +breath and finished, “Because Lord Voldemort’s +back.” + +The reaction was immediate and predictable. Cho’s +friend shrieked and slopped butterbeer down herself, +Terry Boot gave a kind of involuntary twitch, Padma +Patil shuddered, and Neville gave an odd yelp that he +managed to turn into a cough. All of them, however, +looked fixedly, even eagerly, at Harry. + +“Well ... that’s the plan anyway,” said Hermione. “If +you want to join us, we need to decide how we’re +going to — ” + + + +Page | 434Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Where’s the proof You-Know- Who’s back?” said the +blond Hufflepuff player in a rather aggressive voice. + +“Well, Dumbledore believes it — ” Hermione began. + +“You mean, Dumbledore believes him,” said the blond +boy, nodding at Harry. + +“Who are you?” said Ron rather rudely. + +“Zacharias Smith,” said the boy, “and I think we’ve +got the right to know exactly what makes him say +You-Know-Who’s back.” + +“Look,” said Hermione, intervening swiftly, “that’s +really not what this meeting was supposed to be +about — ” + +“It’s okay, Hermione,” said Harry. + +It had just dawned upon him why there were so many +people there. He felt that Hermione should have seen +this coming. Some of these people — maybe even +most of them — had turned up in the hope of hearing +Harry’s story firsthand. + +“What makes me say You-Know-Who’s back?” he +asked, looking Zacharias straight in the face. “I saw +him. But Dumbledore told the whole school what +happened last year, and if you didn’t believe him, you +don’t believe me, and I’m not wasting an afternoon +trying to convince anyone.” + +The whole group seemed to have held its breath while +Harry spoke. Harry had the impression that even the +barman was listening in. He was wiping the same +glass with the filthy rag; it was becoming steadily +dirtier. + + + +Page | 435Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Zacharias said dismissively, “All Dumbledore told us +last year was that Cedric Diggory got killed by You- +Know-Who and that you brought Diggory’s body back +to Hogwarts. He didn’t give us details, he didn’t tell us +exactly how Diggory got murdered, I think we’d all +like to know — ” + +“If you’ve come to hear exactly what it looks like when +Voldemort murders someone I can’t help you,” Harry +said. His temper, always so close to the surface these +days, was rising again. He did not take his eyes from +Zacharias Smith’s aggressive face, determined not to +look at Cho. “I don’t want to talk about Cedric +Diggory, all right? So if that’s what you’re here for, +you might as well clear out.” + +He cast an angry look in Hermione’s direction. This +was, he felt, all her fault; she had decided to display +him like some sort of freak and of course they had all +turned up to see just how wild his story was... But +none of them left their seats, not even Zacharias +Smith, though he continued to gaze intently at Harry. + +“So,” said Hermione, her voice very high-pitched +again. “So ... like I was saying ... if you want to learn +some defense, then we need to work out how we’re +going to do it, how often we’re going to meet, and +where we’re going to — ” + +“Is it true,” interrupted the girl with the long plait +down her back, looking at Harry, “that you can +produce a Patronus?” + +There was a murmur of interest around the group at +this. + +“Yeah,” said Harry slightly defensively. + +“A corporeal Patronus?” + +Page | 436Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The phrase stirred something in Harry’s memory. + + + +“Er — you don’t know Madam Bones, do you?” he +asked. + +The girl smiled. + +“She’s my auntie,” she said. “I’m Susan Bones. She +told me about your hearing. So — is it really true? + +You make a stag Patronus?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +“Blimey, Harry!” said Lee, looking deeply impressed. “I +never knew that!” + +“Mum told Ron not to spread it around,” said Fred, +grinning at Harry. “She said you got enough attention +as it was.” + +“She’s not wrong,” mumbled Harry and a couple of +people laughed. The veiled witch sitting alone shifted +very slightly in her seat. + +“And did you kill a basilisk with that sword in +Dumbledore’s office?” demanded Terry Boot. “That’s +what one of the portraits on the wall told me when I +was in there last year...” + +“Er — yeah, I did, yeah,” said Harry. + +Justin Finch-Fletchley whistled, the Creevey brothers +exchanged awestruck looks, and Lavender Brown said +“wow” softly. Harry was feeling slightly hot around the +collar now; he was determinedly looking anywhere +but at Cho. + +“And in our first year,” said Neville to the group at +large, “he saved that Sorcerous Stone — ” + +Page | 437Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sorcerer’s,” hissed Hermione. + +“Yes, that, from You-Know-Who,” finished Neville. + +Hannah Abbott’s eyes were as round as Galleons. + +“And that’s not to mention,” said Cho (Harry’s eyes +snapped onto her, she was looking at him, smiling; +his stomach did another somersault), “all the tasks he +had to get through in the Triwizard Tournament last +year — getting past dragons and merpeople and +acromantulas and things...” + +There was a murmur of impressed agreement around +the table. + +Harry’s insides were squirming. He was trying to +arrange his face so that he did not look too pleased +with himself. The fact that Cho had just praised him +made it much, much harder for him to say the thing +he had sworn to himself he would tell them. + +“Look,” he said and everyone fell silent at once, “I ... I +don’t want to sound like I’m trying to be modest or +anything, but ... I had a lot of help with all that +stuff...” + +“Not with the dragon, you didn’t,” said Michael Corner +at once. “That was a seriously cool bit of flying...” + +“Yeah, well — ” said Harry, feeling it would be churlish +to disagree. + +“And nobody helped you get rid of those dementors +this summer,” said Susan Bones. + +“No,” said Harry, “no, okay, I know I did bits of it +without help, but the point I’m trying to make is — ” + + + +Page | 438Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of +this stuff?” said Zacharias Smith. + +“Here’s an idea,” said Ron loudly, before Harry could +speak, “why don’t you shut your mouth?” + +Perhaps the word “weasel” had affected Ron +particularly strongly; in any case, he was now looking +at Zacharias as though he would like nothing better +than to thump him. Zacharias flushed. + +“Well, we’ve all turned up to learn from him, and now +he’s telling us he can’t really do any of it,” he said. + +“That’s not what he said,” snarled Fred Weasley. + +“Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?” +inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking +metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko’s bags. + +“Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy +where we stick this,” said Fred. + +“Yes, well,” said Hermione hastily, “moving on ... the +point is, are we agreed we want to take lessons from +Harry?” + +There was a murmur of general agreement. Zacharias +folded his arms and said nothing, though perhaps +this was because he was too busy keeping an eye on +the instrument in George’s hand. + +“Right,” said Hermione, looking relieved that +something had at last been settled. “Well, then, the +next question is how often we do it. I really don’t +think there’s any point in meeting less than once a +week — ” + + + +Page | 439Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hang on,” said Angelina, “we need to make sure this +doesn’t clash with our Quidditch practice.” + +“No,” said Cho, “nor with ours.” + +“Nor ours,” added Zacharias Smith. + +“I’m sure we can find a night that suits everyone,” +said Hermione, slightly impatiently, “but you know, +this is rather important, we’re talking about learning +to defend ourselves against V-Voldemort’s Death +Eaters — ” + +“Well said!” barked Ernie Macmillan, whom Harry had +been expecting to speak long before this. “Personally I +think this is really important, possibly more +important than anything else we’ll do this year, even +with our O.W.L.s coming up!” + +He looked around impressively, as though waiting for +people to cry, “Surely not!” When nobody spoke, he +went on, “I, personally, am at a loss to see why the +Ministry has foisted such a useless teacher upon us +at this critical period. Obviously they are in denial +about the return of You-Know-Who, but to give us a +teacher who is trying to actively prevent us from +using defensive spells — ” + +“We think the reason Umbridge doesn’t want us +trained in Defense Against the Dark Arts,” said +Hermione, “is that she’s got some ... some mad idea +that Dumbledore could use the students in the school +as a kind of private army. She thinks he’d mobilize us +against the Ministry.” + +Nearly everybody looked stunned at this news; +everybody except Luna Lovegood, who piped up, + +“Well, that makes sense. After all, Cornelius Fudge +has got his own private army.” + +Page | 440Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” said Harry, completely thrown by this +unexpected piece of information. + +“Yes, he’s got an army of heliopaths,” said Luna +solemnly. + +“No, he hasn’t,” snapped Hermione. + +“Yes, he has,” said Luna. + +“What are heliopaths?” asked Neville, looking blank. + +“They’re spirits of fire,” said Luna, her protuberant +eyes widening so that she looked madder than ever. +“Great tall flaming creatures that gallop across the +ground burning everything in front of — ” + +“They don’t exist, Neville,” said Hermione tartly. + +“Oh yes they do!” said Luna angrily. + +“I’m sorry, but where’s the proof of that?” snapped +Hermione. + +“There are plenty of eyewitness accounts, just +because you’re so narrow-minded you need to have +everything shoved under your nose before you — ” + +“Hem, hem,” said Ginny in such a good imitation of +Professor Umbridge that several people looked around +in alarm and then laughed. “Weren’t we trying to +decide how often we’re going to meet and get Defense +lessons?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione at once, “yes, we were, you’re +right...” + +“Well, once a week sounds cool,” said Lee Jordan. + + + +Page | 441Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“As long as — ” began Angelina. + + + +“Yes, yes, we know about the Quidditch,” said +Hermione in a tense voice. “Well, the other thing to +decide is where we’re going to meet...” + +This was rather more difficult; the whole group fell +silent. + +“Library?” suggested Katie Bell after a few moments. + +“I can’t see Madam Pince being too chuffed with us +doing jinxes in the library,” said Harry. + +“Maybe an unused classroom?” said Dean. + +“Yeah,” said Ron, “McGonagall might let us have hers, +she did when Harry was practicing for the +Tri wizard...” + +But Harry was pretty certain that McGonagall would +not be so accommodating this time. For all that +Hermione had said about study and homework +groups being allowed, he had the distinct feeling this +one might be considered a lot more rebellious. + +“Right, well, we’ll try to find somewhere,” said +Hermione. “We’ll send a message round to everybody +when we’ve got a time and a place for the first +meeting.” + +She rummaged in her bag and produced parchment +and a quill, then hesitated, rather as though she was +steeling herself to say something. + +“I-I think everybody should write their name down, +just so we know who was here. But I also think,” she +took a deep breath, “that we all ought to agree not to +shout about what we’re doing. So if you sign, you’re + +Page | 442Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +agreeing not to tell Umbridge — or anybody else +what we’re up to.” + + + +Fred reached out for the parchment and cheerfully +put down his signature, but Harry noticed at once +that several people looked less than happy at the +prospect of putting their names on the list. + +“Er ...” said Zacharias slowly, not taking the +parchment that George was trying to pass him. “Well +... I’m sure Ernie will tell me when the meeting is.” + +But Ernie was looking rather hesitant about signing +too. Hermione raised her eyebrows at him. + +“I — well, we are prefects,” Ernie burst out. “And if +this list was found ... well, I mean to say ... you said +yourself, if Umbridge finds out ...” + +“You just said this group was the most important +thing you’d do this year,” Harry reminded him. + +“I — yes,” said Ernie, “yes, I do believe that, it’s just + + + +“Ernie, do you really think I’d leave that list lying +around?” said Hermione testily. + +“No. No, of course not,” said Ernie, looking slightly +less anxious. “I — yes, of course I’ll sign.” + +Nobody raised objections after Ernie, though Harry +saw Cho’s friend give her a rather reproachful look +before adding her name. When the last person — +Zacharias — had signed, Hermione took the +parchment back and slipped it carefully into her bag. +There was an odd feeling in the group now. It was as +though they had just signed some kind of contract. + +Page | 443Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, time’s ticking on,” said Fred briskly, getting to +his feet. “George, Lee, and I have got items of a +sensitive nature to purchase, we’ll be seeing you all +later.” + +In twos and threes the rest of the group took their +leave too. Cho made rather a business of fastening +the catch on her bag before leaving, her long dark +curtain of hair swinging forward to hide her face, but +her friend stood beside her, arms folded, clicking her +tongue, so that Cho had little choice but to leave with +her. As her friend ushered her through the door, Cho +looked back and waved at Harry. + +“Well, I think that went quite well,” said Hermione +happily, as she, Harry, and Ron walked out of the +Hog’s Head into the bright sunlight a few moments +later, Harry and Ron still clutching their bottles of +butterbeer. + +“That Zacharias bloke’s a wart,” said Ron, who was +glowering after the figure of Smith just discernible in +the distance. + +“I don’t like him much either,” admitted Hermione, +“but he overheard me talking to Ernie and Hannah at +the Hufflepuff table and he seemed really interested +in coming, so what could I say? But the more people +the better really — I mean, Michael Corner and his +friends wouldn’t have come if he hadn’t been going +out with Ginny — ” + +Ron, who had been draining the last few drops from +his butterbeer bottle, gagged and sprayed butterbeer +down his front. + +“He’s WHAT?” said Ron, outraged, his ears now +resembling curls of raw beef. “She’s going out with — + + + +Page | 444Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +my sister’s going — what d’you mean, Michael +Corner?” + +“Well, that’s why he and his friends came, I think — +well, they’re obviously interested in learning defense, +but if Ginny hadn’t told Michael what was going on — + + + +“When did this — when did she — ?” + +“They met at the Yule Ball and they got together at +the end of last year,” said Hermione composedly. They +had turned into the High Street and she paused +outside Scrivenshaft’s Quill Shop, where there was a +handsome display of pheasant-feather quills in the +window. “Hmm ... I could do with a new quill.” + +She turned into the shop. Harry and Ron followed +her. + +“Which one was Michael Corner?” Ron demanded +furiously. + +“The dark one,” said Hermione. + +“I didn’t like him,” said Ron at once. + +“Big surprise,” said Hermione under her breath. + +“But,” said Ron, following Hermione along a row of +quills in copper pots, “I thought Ginny fancied Harry!” + +Hermione looked at him rather pityingly and shook +her head. + +“Ginny used to fancy Harry, but she gave up on him +months ago. Not that she doesn’t like you, of course,” +she added kindly to Harry while she examined a long +black-and-gold quill. + +Page | 445Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, whose head was still full of Cho’s parting wave, +did not find this subject quite as interesting as Ron, +who was positively quivering with indignation, but it +did bring something home to him that until now he +had not really registered. + +“So that’s why she talks now?” he asked Hermione. +“She never used to talk in front of me.” + +“Exactly,” said Hermione. “Yes, I think I’ll have this +one...” + +She went up to the counter and handed over fifteen +Sickles and two Knuts, Ron still breathing down her +neck. + +“Ron,” she said severely as she turned and trod on his +feet, “this is exactly why Ginny hasn’t told you she’s +seeing Michael, she knew you’d take it badly. So don’t +harp on about it, for heaven’s sake.” + +“What d’you mean, who’s taking anything badly? I’m +not going to harp on about anything ...” + +Ron continued to chunter under his breath all the +way down the street. Hermione rolled her eyes at +Harry and then said in an undertone, while Ron was +muttering imprecations about Michael Corner, “And +talking about Michael and Ginny . . . what about Cho +and you?” + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry quickly. + +It was as though boiling water was rising rapidly +inside him; a burning sensation that was causing his +face to smart in the cold — had he been that obvious? + +“Well,” said Hermione, smiling slightly, “she just +couldn’t keep her eyes off you, could she?” + +Page | 446Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had never before appreciated just how beautiful +the village of Hogsmeade was. + + + +Page | 447Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +EDUCATIONAL DECREE NUMBER +TWENTY-FOUR + +Harry felt happier for the rest of the weekend than he +had done all term. He and Ron spent much of Sunday +catching up with all their homework again, and +although this could hardly be called fun, the last +burst of autumn sunshine persisted, so rather than +sitting hunched over tables in the common room, they +took their work outside and lounged in the shade of a +large beech tree on the edge of the lake. Hermione, +who of course was up to date with all her work, +brought more wool outside with her and bewitched +her knitting needles so that they flashed and clicked +in midair beside her, producing more hats and +scarves. + +The knowledge that they were doing something to +resist Umbridge and the Ministry, and that he was a +key part of the rebellion, gave Harry a feeling of +immense satisfaction. He kept reliving Saturday’s +meeting in his mind: all those people, coming to him +to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts . . . and the +looks on their faces as they had heard some of the + + + +Page | 448Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +things he had done . . . and Cho praising his +performance in the Triwizard Tournament... The +knowledge that all those people did not think him a +lying weirdo, but someone to be admired, buoyed him +up so much that he was still cheerful on Monday +morning, despite the imminent prospect of all his +least favorite classes. + +He and Ron headed downstairs from their dormitory +together, discussing Angelina’s idea that they were to +work on a new move called the Sloth Grip Roll during +that night’s Quidditch practice, and not until they +were halfway across the sunlit common room did they +notice the addition to the room that had already +attracted the attention of a small group of people. + +A large sign had been affixed to the Gryffindor notice +board, so large that it covered everything else on there +— the lists of secondhand spellbooks for sale, the +regular reminders of school rules from Argus Filch, +the Quidditch team training schedule, the offers to +barter certain Chocolate Frog cards for others, the +Weasleys’ new advertisement for testers, the dates of +the Hogsmeade weekends, and the lost-and-found +notices. The new sign was printed in large black +letters and there was a highly official-looking seal at +the bottom beside a neat and curly signature. + + + +— BY ORDER OF — + +THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS + +All Student Organizations, Societies, Teams, Groups, +and Clubs are henceforth disbanded. + + + +Page | 449Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +An Organization, Society, Team, Group, or Club is +hereby defined as a regular meeting of three or more +students. + +Permission to re-form may be sought from the High +Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge). + +No Student Organization, Society, Team, Group, or +Club may exist without the knowledge and approval +of the High Inquisitor. + +Any student found to have formed, or to belong to, an +Organization, Society, Team, Group, or Club that has +not been approved by the High Inquisitor will be +expelled. + +The above is in accordance with +Educational Decree Number Twenty-four. + +Signed: + +Dolores Jane Umbridge +HIGH INQUISITOR + +Harry and Ron read the notice over the heads of some +anxious-looking second years. + +“Does this mean they’re going to shut down the +Gobstones Club?” one of them asked his friend. + +“I reckon you’ll be okay with Gobstones,” Ron said +darkly, making the second year jump. “I don’t think +we’re going to be as lucky, though, do you?” he asked +Harry as the second years hurried away. + + + +Page | 450Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry was reading the notice through again. The +happiness that had filled him since Saturday was +gone. His insides were pulsing with rage. + +“This isn’t a coincidence,” he said, his hands forming +fists. “She knows.” + +“She can’t,” said Ron at once. + +“There were people listening in that pub. And let’s +face it, we don’t know how many of the people who +turned up we can trust... Any of them could have run +off and told Umbridge...” + +And he had thought they believed him, thought they +even admired him . . . + +“Zacharias Smith!” said Ron at once, punching a fist +into his hand. “Or — I thought that Michael Corner +had a really shifty look too — ” + +“I wonder if Hermione’s seen this yet?” Harry said, +looking around at the door to the girls’ dormitories. + +“Let’s go and tell her,” said Ron. He bounded forward, +pulled open the door, and set off up the spiral +staircase. + +He was on the sixth stair when it happened. There +was a loud, wailing, klaxonlike sound and the steps +melted together to make a long, smooth stone slide. +There was a brief moment when Ron tried to keep +running, arms working madly like windmills, then he +toppled over backward and shot down the newly +created slide, coming to rest on his back at Harry’s +feet. + + + +Page | 451Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — I don’t think we’re allowed in the girls’ +dormitories,” said Harry, pulling Ron to his feet and +trying not to laugh. + +Two fourth-year girls came zooming gleefully down +the stone slide. + +“Oooh, who tried to get upstairs?” they giggled +happily, leaping to their feet and ogling Harry and +Ron. + +“Me,” said Ron, who was still rather disheveled. “I +didn’t realize that would happen. It’s not fair!” he +added to Harry, as the girls headed off for the portrait +hole, still giggling madly. “Hermione’s allowed in our +dormitory, how come we’re not allowed — ?” + +“Well, it’s an old-fashioned rule,” said Hermione, who +had just slid neatly onto a rug in front of them and +was now getting to her feet, “but it says in Hogwarts, +A History that the founders thought boys were less +trustworthy than girls. Anyway, why were you trying +to get in there?” + +“To see you — look at this!” said Ron, dragging her +over to the notice board. + +Hermione’s eyes slid rapidly down the notice. Her +expression became stony. + +“Someone must have blabbed to her!” Ron said +angrily. + +“They can’t have done,” said Hermione in a low voice. + +“You’re so naive,” said Ron, “you think just because +you’re all honorable and trustworthy — ” + + + +Page | 452Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, they can’t have done because I put a jinx on that +piece of parchment we all signed,” said Hermione +grimly. “Believe me, if anyone’s run off and told +Umbridge, well know exactly who they are and they +will really regret it.” + +“What’ll happen to them?” said Ron eagerly. + +“Well, put it this way,” said Hermione, “it’ll make +Eloise Midgen’s acne look like a couple of cute +freckles. Come on, let’s get down to breakfast and see +what the others think. . . I wonder whether this has +been put up in all the Houses?” + +It was immediately apparent on entering the Great +Hall that Umbridge’s sign had not only appeared in +Gryffindor Tower. There was a peculiar intensity +about the chatter and an extra measure of movement +in the Hall as people scurried up and down their +tables conferring on what they had read. Harry, Ron, +and Hermione had barely taken their seats when +Neville, Dean, Fred, George, and Ginny descended +upon them. + +“Did you see it?” + +“D’you reckon she knows?” + +“What are we going to do?” + +They were all looking at Harry. He glanced around to +make sure there were no teachers near them. + +“We’re going to do it anyway, of course,” he said +quietly. + +“Knew you’d say that,” said George, beaming and +thumping Harry on the arm. + + + +Page | 453Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The prefects as well?” said Fred, looking quizzically +at Ron and Hermione. + +���Of course,” said Hermione coolly. + +“Here comes Ernie and Hannah Abbott,” said Ron, +looking over his shoulder. “And those Ravenclaw +blokes and Smith ... and no one looks very spotty.” + +Hermione looked alarmed. + +“Never mind spots, the idiots can’t come over here +now, it’ll look really suspicious — sit down!” she +mouthed to Ernie and Hannah, gesturing frantically +to them to rejoin the Hufflepuff table. “Later! We’ll — +talk — to — you — lateri” + +“I’ll tell Michael,” said Ginny impatiently, swinging +herself off her bench. “The fool, honestly ...” + +She hurried off toward the Ravenclaw table; Harry +watched her go. Cho was sitting not far away, talking +to the curly-haired friend she had brought along to +the Hog’s Head. Would Umbridge’s notice scare her off +meeting them again? + +But the full repercussions of the sign were not felt +until they were leaving the Great Hall for History of +Magic. + +“Harry! Ron\” + +It was Angelina and she was hurrying toward them +looking perfectly desperate. + +“It’s okay,” said Harry quietly, when she was near +enough to hear him. “We’re still going to — ” + + + +Page | 454Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You realize she’s including Quidditch in this?” +Angelina said over him. “We have to go and ask +permission to re-form the Gryffindor team!” + +“What?” said Harry. + +“No way,” said Ron, appalled. + +“You read the sign, it mentions teams too! So listen, +Harry ... I am saying this for the last time... Please, +please don’t lose your temper with Umbridge again or +she might not let us play anymore!” + +“Okay, okay,” said Harry, for Angelina looked as +though she was on the verge of tears. “Don’t worry, I’ll +behave myself...” + +“Bet Umbridge is in History of Magic,” said Ron +grimly, as they set off for Binns’s lesson. “She hasn’t +inspected Binns yet... Bet you anything she’s there...” + +But he was wrong; the only teacher present when +they entered was Professor Binns, floating an inch or +so above his chair as usual and preparing to continue +his monotonous drone on giant wars. Harry did not +even attempt to follow what he was saying today; he +doodled idly on his parchment ignoring Hermione’s +frequent glares and nudges, until a particularly +painful poke in the ribs made him look up angrily. + +“What?” + +She pointed at the window. Harry looked around. +Hedwig was perched on the narrow window ledge, +gazing through the thick glass at him, a letter tied to +her leg. Harry could not understand it; they had just +had breakfast, why on earth hadn’t she delivered the +letter then, as usual? Many of his classmates were +pointing out Hedwig to each other too. + +Page | 455Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, I’ve always loved that owl, she’s so beautiful,” +Harry heard Lavender sigh to Parvati. + + + +He glanced around at Professor Binns who continued +to read his notes, serenely unaware that the class’s +attention was even less focused upon him than usual. +Harry slipped quietly off his chair, crouched down, +and hurried along the row to the window, where he +slid the catch and opened it very slowly. + +He had expected Hedwig to hold out her leg so that he +could remove the letter and then fly off to the Owlery, +but the moment the window was open wide enough +she hopped inside, hooting dolefully. He closed the +window with an anxious glance at Professor Binns, +crouched low again, and sped back to his seat with +Hedwig on his shoulder. He regained his seat, +transferred Hedwig to his lap, and made to remove +the letter tied to her leg. + +It was only then that he realized that Hedwig’s +feathers were oddly ruffled; some were bent the wrong +way, and she was holding one of her wings at an odd +angle. + +“She’s hurt!” Harry whispered, bending his head low +over her. Hermione and Ron leaned in closer; +Hermione even put down her quill. “Look — there’s +something wrong with her wing — ” + +Hedwig was quivering; when Harry made to touch the +wing she gave a little jump, all her feathers on end as +though she was inflating herself, and gazed at him +reproachfully. + +“Professor Binns,” said Harry loudly, and everyone in +the class turned to look at him. “I’m not feeling well.” + + + +Page | 456Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Binns raised his eyes from his notes, +looking amazed, as always, to find the room in front +of him full of people. + +“Not feeling well?” he repeated hazily. + +“Not at all well,” said Harry firmly, getting to his feet +while concealing Hedwig behind his back. “So I think +I’ll need to go to the hospital wing.” + +“Yes,” said Professor Binns, clearly very much wrong- +footed. “Yes ... yes, hospital wing ... well, off you go, +then, Perkins ...” + +Once outside the room Harry returned Hedwig to his +shoulder and hurried off up the corridor, pausing to +think only when he was out of sight of Binns’s door. +His first choice of somebody to cure Hedwig would +have been Hagrid, of course, but as he had no idea +where Hagrid was, his only remaining option was to +find Professor Grubbly-Plank and hope she would +help. + +He peered out of a window at the blustery, overcast +grounds. There was no sign of her anywhere near +Hagrid’s cabin; if she was not teaching, she was +probably in the staffroom. He set off downstairs, +Hedwig hooting feebly as she swayed on his shoulder. + +Two stone gargoyles flanked the staffroom door. As +Harry approached, one of them croaked, “You should +be in class, sunny Jim.” + +“This is urgent,” said Harry curtly. + +“Ooooh, urgent, is it?” said the other gargoyle in a +high-pitched voice. “Well, that’s put us in our place, +hasn’t it?” + + + +Page | 457Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry knocked; he heard footsteps and then the door +opened and he found himself face-to-face with +Professor McGonagall. + +“You haven’t been given another detention!” she said +at once, her square spectacles flashing alarmingly. + +“No, Professor!” said Harry hastily. + +“Well then, why are you out of class?” + +“It’s urgent, apparently,” said the second gargoyle +snidely. + +“I’m looking for Professor Grubbly-Plank,” Harry +explained. “It’s my owl, she’s injured.” + +“Injured owl, did you say?” + +Professor Grubbly-Plank appeared at Professor +McGonagall’s shoulder, smoking a pipe and holding a +copy of the Daily Prophet + +“Yes,” said Harry, lifting Hedwig carefully off his +shoulder, “she turned up after the other post owls +and her wing’s all funny, look — ” + +Professor Grubbly-Plank stuck her pipe firmly +between her teeth and took Hedwig from Harry while +Professor McGonagall watched. + +“Hmm,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank, her pipe +waggling slightly as she talked. “Looks like +something’s attacked her. Can’t think what would +have done it, though... Thestrals will sometimes go for +birds, of course, but Hagrid’s got the Hogwarts +thestrals well trained not to touch owls ...” + + + +Page | 458Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry neither knew nor cared what thestrals were, he +just wanted to know that Hedwig was going to be all +right. Professor McGonagall, however, looked sharply +at Harry and said, “Do you know how far this owl’s +traveled, Potter?” + +“Er,” said Harry. “From London, I think.” + +He met her eyes briefly and knew that she understood +“London” to mean “number twelve, Grimmauld Place” +by the way her eyebrows had joined in the middle. + +Professor Grubbly-Plank pulled a monocle out of the +inside of her robes and screwed it into her eye to +examine Hedwig’s wing closely. “I should be able to +sort this out if you leave her with me, Potter,” she +said. “She shouldn’t be flying long distances for a few +days, in any case.” + +“Er — right — thanks,” said Harry, just as the bell +rang for break. + +“No problem,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank gruffly, +turning back into the staffroom. + +“Just a moment, Wilhelmina!” said Professor +McGonagall. “Potter’s letter!” + +“Oh yeah!” said Harry, who had momentarily +forgotten the scroll tied to Hedwig’s leg. Professor +Grubbly-Plank handed it over and then disappeared +into the staffroom carrying Hedwig, who was staring +at Harry as though unable to believe he would give +her away like this. Feeling slightly guilty, he turned to +go, but Professor McGonagall called him back. + +“Potter!” + +“Yes, Professor?” + +Page | 459Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She glanced up and down the corridor; there were +students coming from both directions. + +“Bear in mind,” she said quickly and quietly, her eyes +on the scroll in his hand, “that channels of +communication in and out of Hogwarts may be being +watched, won’t you?” + +“I — ” said Harry, but the flood of students rolling +along the corridor was almost upon him. Professor +McGonagall gave him a curt nod and retreated into +the staffroom, leaving Harry to be swept out into the +courtyard with the crowd. Here he spotted Ron and +Hermione already standing in a sheltered corner, +their cloak collars turned up against the wind. Harry +slit open the scroll as he hurried toward them and +found five words in Sirius’s handwriting: + +Today, same time, same place. + +“Is Hedwig okay?” asked Hermione anxiously, the +moment he was within earshot. + +“Where did you take her?” asked Ron. + +“To Grubbly-Plank,” said Harry. “And I met +McGonagall... Listen...” + +And he told them what Professor McGonagall had +said. To his surprise, neither of the others looked +shocked; on the contrary, they exchanged significant +looks. + +“What?” said Harry, looking from Ron to Hermione +and back again. + +“Well, I was just saying to Ron ... what if someone +had tried to intercept Hedwig? I mean, she’s never +been hurt on a flight before, has she?” + +Page | 460Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who’s the letter from anyway?” asked Ron, taking +the note from Harry. + +“Snuffles,” said Harry quietly. + +“ ‘Same time, same place’? Does he mean the fire in +the common room?” + +“Obviously,” said Hermione, also reading the note. + +She looked uneasy. “I just hope nobody else has read +this...” + +“But it was still sealed and everything,” said Harry, +trying to convince himself as much as her. “And +nobody would understand what it meant if they didn’t +know where we’d spoken to him before, would they?” + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione anxiously, hitching her +bag back over her shoulder as the bell rang again. “It +wouldn’t be exactly difficult to reseal the scroll by +magic... And if anyone’s watching the Floo Network ... +but I don’t really see how we can warn him not to +come without that being intercepted too!” + +They trudged down the stone steps to the dungeons +for Potions, all three of them lost in thought, but as +they reached the bottom of the stairs they were +recalled to themselves by the voice of Draco Malfoy, +who was standing just outside Snape’s classroom +door, waving around an official-looking piece of +parchment and talking much louder than was +necessary so that they could hear every word. + +“Yeah, Umbridge gave the Slytherin Quidditch team +permission to continue playing straightaway, I went +to ask her first thing this morning. Well, it was pretty +much automatic, I mean, she knows my father really +well, he’s always popping in and out of the Ministry... + + + +Page | 461Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It’ll be interesting to see whether Gryffindor are +allowed to keep playing, wont it?” + +“Don’t rise,” Hermione whispered imploringly to Harry +and Ron, who were both watching Malfoy, faces set +and fists clenched. “It’s what he wants...” + +“I mean,” said Malfoy, raising his voice a little more, +his gray eyes glittering malevolently in Harry and +Ron’s direction, “if it’s a question of influence with the +Ministry, I don’t think they’ve got much chance... + +From what my father says, they’ve been looking for an +excuse to sack Arthur Weasley for years... And as for +Potter ... My father says it’s a matter of time before +the Ministry has him carted off to St. Mungo’s... +apparently they’ve got a special ward for people whose +brains have been addled by magic...” + +Malfoy made a grotesque face, his mouth sagging +open and his eyes rolling. Crabbe and Goyle gave +their usual grunts of laughter, Pansy Parkinson +shrieked with glee. + +Something collided hard with Harry’s shoulder, +knocking him sideways. A split second later he +realized that Neville had just charged past him, +heading straight for Malfoy. + +“Neville, no!” + +Harry leapt forward and seized the back of Neville’s +robes; Neville struggled frantically, his fists flailing, +trying desperately to get at Malfoy who looked, for a +moment, extremely shocked. + +“Help me!” Harry flung at Ron, managing to get an +arm around Neville’s neck and dragging him +backward, away from the Slytherins. Crabbe and +Goyle were now flexing their arms, closing in front of + +Page | 462Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy, ready for the fight. Ron hurried forward and +seized Neville’s arms; together, he and Harry +succeeded in dragging Neville back into the Gryffindor +line. Neville’s face was scarlet; the pressure Harry was +exerting on his throat rendered him quite +incomprehensible, but odd words spluttered from his +mouth. + +“Not... funny ... don’t ... Mungo’s ... show ... him ...” + +The dungeon door opened. Snape appeared there. His +black eyes swept up the Gryffindor line to the point +where Harry and Ron were wrestling with Neville. + +“Fighting, Potter, Weasley, Longbottom?” Snape said +in his cold, sneering voice. “Ten points from +Gryffindor. Release Longbottom, Potter, or it will be +detention. Inside, all of you.” + +Harry let go of Neville, who stood panting and glaring +at him. + +“I had to stop you,” Harry gasped, picking up his bag. +“Crabbe and Goyle would’ve torn you apart.” + +Neville said nothing, he merely snatched up his own +bag and stalked off into the dungeon. + +“What in the name of Merlin,” said Ron slowly, as +they followed Neville, “was that about?” + +Harry did not answer. He knew exactly why the +subject of people who were in St. Mungo’s because of +magical damage to their brains was highly distressing +to Neville, but he had sworn to Dumbledore that he +would not tell anyone Neville’s secret. Even Neville did +not know that Harry knew. + + + +Page | 463Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione took their usual seats at +the back of the class and pulled out parchment, +quills, and their copies of One Thousand Magical +Herbs and Fungi. The class around them was +whispering about what Neville had just done, but +when Snape closed the dungeon door with an echoing +bang everybody fell silent immediately. + +“You will notice,” said Snape in his low, sneering +voice, “that we have a guest with us today.” + +He gestured toward the dim corner of the dungeon, +and Harry saw Professor Umbridge sitting there, +clipboard on her knee. He glanced sideways at Ron +and Hermione, his eyebrows raised. Snape and +Umbridge, the two teachers he hated most ... it was +hard to decide which he wanted to triumph over the +other. + +“We are continuing with our Strengthening Solutions +today, you will find your mixtures as you left them +last lesson, if correctly made they should have +matured well over the weekend — instructions” — he +waved his wand again — “on the board. Carry on.” + +Professor Umbridge spent the first half hour of the +lesson making notes in her corner. Harry was very +interested in hearing her question Snape, so +interested, that he was becoming careless with his +potion again. + +“Salamander blood, Harry!” Hermione moaned, +grabbing his wrist to prevent him adding the wrong +ingredient for the third time. “Not pomegranate juice!” + +“Right,” said Harry vaguely, putting down the bottle +and continuing to watch the corner. Umbridge had +just gotten to her feet. “Ha,” he said softly, as she + + + +Page | 464Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +strode between two lines of desks toward Snape, who +was bending over Dean Thomas’s cauldron. + +“Well, the class seems fairly advanced for their level,” +she said briskly to Snape ’s back. “Though I would +question whether it is advisable to teach them a +potion like the Strengthening Solution. I think the +Ministry would prefer it if that was removed from the +syllabus.” + +Snape straightened up slowly and turned to look at +her. + +“Now ... how long have you been teaching at +Hogwarts?” she asked, her quill poised over her +clipboard. + +“Fourteen years,” Snape replied. His expression was +unfathomable. His eyes on Snape, Harry added a few +drops to his potion; it hissed menacingly and turned +from turquoise to orange. + +“You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark +Arts post, I believe?” Professor Umbridge asked +Snape. + +“Yes,” said Snape quietly. + +“But you were unsuccessful?” + +Snape ’s lip curled. + +“Obviously.” + +Professor Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard. + +“And you have applied regularly for the Defense +Against the Dark Arts post since you first joined the +school, I believe?” + +Page | 465Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Snape quietly, barely moving his lips. He +looked very angry. + +“Do you have any idea why Dumbledore has +consistently refused to appoint you?” asked +Umbridge. + +“I suggest you ask him,” said Snape jerkily. + +“Oh I shall,” said Professor Umbridge with a sweet +smile. + +“I suppose this is relevant?” Snape asked, his black +eyes narrowed. + +“Oh yes,” said Professor Umbridge. “Yes, the Ministry +wants a thorough understanding of teachers’ — er — +backgrounds...” + +She turned away, walked over to Pansy Parkinson +and began questioning her about the lessons. Snape +looked around at Harry and their eyes met for a +second. Harry hastily dropped his gaze to his potion, +which was now congealing foully and giving off a +strong smell of burned rubber. + +“No marks again, then, Potter,” said Snape +maliciously, emptying Harry’s cauldron with a wave of +his wand. “You will write me an essay on the correct +composition of this potion, indicating how and why +you went wrong, to be handed in next lesson, do you +understand?” + +“Yes,” said Harry furiously. Snape had already given +them homework, and he had Quidditch practice this +evening; this would mean another couple of sleepless +nights. It did not seem possible that he had awoken +that morning feeling very happy. All he felt now was a +fervent desire for this day to end as soon as possible. +Page | 466Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Maybe I’ll skive off Divination,” he said glumly as +they stood again in the courtyard after lunch, the +wind whipping at the hems of robes and brims of +hats. “I’ll pretend to be ill and do Snape’s essay +instead, then I won’t have to stay up half the night...” + +“You can’t skive off Divination,” said Hermione +severely. + +“Hark who’s talking, you walked out of Divination, +you hate Trelawney!” said Ron indignantly. + +“I don’t hate her,” said Hermione loftily. “I just think +she’s an absolutely appalling teacher and a real old +fraud... But Harry’s already missed History of Magic +and I don’t think he ought to miss anything else +today!” + +There was too much truth in this to ignore, so half an +hour later Harry took his seat in the hot, over- +perfumed atmosphere of the Divination classroom +feeling angry at everybody. Professor Trelawney was +handing out copies of The Dream Oracle yet again; he +would surely be much better employed doing Snape’s +punishment essay than sitting here trying to find +meaning in a lot of made-up dreams. + +It seemed, however, that he was not the only person +in Divination who was in a temper. Professor +Trelawney slammed a copy of the Oracle down on the +table between Harry and Ron and swept away, her +lips pursed; she threw the next copy of the Oracle at +Seamus and Dean, narrowly avoiding Seamus’s head, +and thrust the final one into Neville’s chest with such +force that he slipped off his pouf. + +“Well, carry on!” said Professor Trelawney loudly, her +voice high pitched and somewhat hysterical. “You + + + +Page | 467Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +know what to do! Or am I such a substandard teacher +that you have never learned how to open a book?” + +The class stared perplexedly at her and then at each +other. Harry, however, thought he knew what was the +matter. As Professor Trelawney flounced back to the +high-backed teacher’s chair, her magnified eyes full of +angry tears, he leaned his head closer to Ron’s and +muttered, “I think she’s got the results of her +inspection back.” + +“Professor?” said Parvati Patil in a hushed voice (she +and Lavender had always rather admired Professor +Trelawney). “Professor, is there anything — er — +wrong?” + +“Wrong!” cried Professor Trelawney in a voice +throbbing with emotion. “Certainly not! I have been +insulted, certainly... Insinuations have been made +against me... Unfounded accusations levelled ... but +no, there is nothing wrong, certainly not...” + +She took a great shuddering breath and looked away +from Parvati, angry tears spilling from under her +glasses. + +“I say nothing,” she choked, “of sixteen years’ devoted +service... It has passed, apparently, unnoticed... But I +shall not be insulted, no, I shall not!” + +“But Professor, who’s insulting you?” asked Parvati +timidly. + +“The establishment!” said Professor Trelawney in a +deep, dramatic, wavering voice. “Yes, those with eyes +too clouded by the Mundane to See as I See, to Know +as I Know ... Of course, we Seers have always been +feared, always persecuted... It is — alas — our fate...” + + + +Page | 468Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She gulped, dabbed at her wet cheeks with the end of +her shawl, and then pulled a small, embroidered +handkerchief from her sleeve, into which she blew her +nose very hard with a sound like Peeves blowing a +raspberry. Ron sniggered. Lavender shot him a +disgusted look. + +“Professor,” said Parvati, “do you mean ... is it +something Professor Umbridge ... ?” + +“Do not speak to me about that woman!” cried +Professor Trelawney, leaping to her feet, her beads +rattling and her spectacles flashing. “Kindly continue +with your work!” + +And she spent the rest of the lesson striding among +them, tears still leaking from behind her glasses, +muttering what sounded like threats under her +breath. + +"... may well choose to leave ... the indignity of it ... on +probation ... we shall see ... how she dares ...” + +“You and Umbridge have got something in common,” +Harry told Hermione quietly when they met again in +Defense Against the Dark Arts. “She obviously +reckons Trelawney’s an old fraud too... Looks like +she’s put her on probation.” + +Umbridge entered the room as he spoke, wearing her +black velvet bow and an expression of great +smugness. + +“Good afternoon, class.” + +“Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge,” they chanted +drearily. + +“Wands away, please ...” + +Page | 469Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But there was no answering flurry of movement this +time; nobody had bothered to take out their wands. + +“Please turn to page thirty-four of Defensive Magical +Theory and read the third chapter, entitled The Case +for Non-Offensive Responses to Magical Attack.’ There +will be — ” + +“ — no need to talk,” Harry, Ron, and Hermione said +together under their breaths. + +“No Quidditch practice,” said Angelina in hollow tones +when Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered the common +room that night after dinner. + +“But I kept my temper!” said Harry, horrified. “I didn’t +say anything to her, Angelina, I swear, I — ” + +“I know, I know,” said Angelina miserably. “She just +said she needed a bit of time to consider.” + +“Consider what?” said Ron angrily. “She’s given the +Slytherins permission, why not us?” + +But Harry could imagine how much Umbridge was +enjoying holding the threat of no Gryffindor Quidditch +team over their heads and could easily understand +why she would not want to relinquish that weapon +over them too soon. + +“Well,” said Hermione, “look on the bright side — at +least now you’ll have time to do Snape’s essay!” + +“That’s a bright side, is it?” snapped Harry, while Ron +stared incredulously at Hermione. “No Quidditch +practice and extra Potions?” + +Harry slumped down into a chair, dragged his Potions +essay reluctantly from his bag, and set to work. + +Page | 470Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was very hard to concentrate; even though he knew +that Sirius was not due in the fire until much later he +could not help glancing into the flames every few +minutes just in case. There was also an incredible +amount of noise in the room: Fred and George +appeared finally to have perfected one type of Skiving +Snackbox, which they were taking turns to +demonstrate to a cheering and whooping crowd. + +First, Fred would take a bite out of the orange end of +a chew, at which he would vomit spectacularly into a +bucket they had placed in front of them. Then he +would force down the purple end of the chew, at +which the vomiting would immediately cease. Lee +Jordan, who was assisting the demonstration, was +lazily vanishing the vomit at regular intervals with the +same Vanishing Spell Snape kept using on Harry’s +potions. + +What with the regular sounds of retching, cheering, +and Fred and George taking advance orders from the +crowd, Harry was finding it exceptionally difficult to +focus on the correct method for Strengthening +Solutions. Hermione was not helping matters; the +cheers and sound of vomit hitting the bottom of Fred +and George’s bucket were punctuated by loud and +disapproving sniffs that Harry found, if anything, +more distracting. + +“Just go and stop them, then!” he said irritably, after +crossing out the wrong weight of powdered griffin +claw for the fourth time. + +“I can’t, they’re not technically doing anything wrong,” +said Hermione through gritted teeth. “They’re quite +within their rights to eat the foul things themselves, +and I can’t find a rule that says the other idiots aren’t +entitled to buy them, not unless they’re proven to be + + + +Page | 471Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dangerous in some way, and it doesn’t look as though +they are...” + +She, Harry, and Ron watched George projectile-vomit +into the bucket, gulp down the rest of the chew, and +straighten up, beaming with his arms wide to +protracted applause. + +“You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got +three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, +George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. +“They really know their stuff...” + +“Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to +anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly. + +“No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. + +“Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons +already...” + +It was a long while before the crowd around the +Weasleys dispersed, and then Fred, Lee, and George +sat up counting their takings even longer, so that it +was well past midnight when Harry, Ron, and +Hermione finally had the common room to themselves +again. At long last, Fred closed the doorway to the +boys’ dormitories behind him, rattling his box of +Galleons ostentatiously so that Hermione scowled. +Harry, who was making very little progress with his +Potions essay, decided to give it up for the night. As +he put his books away, Ron, who was dozing lightly in +an armchair, gave a muffled grunt, awoke, looked +blearily into the fire and said, “Sirius!” + +Harry whipped around; Sirius’s untidy dark head was +sitting in the fire again. + +“Hi,” he said, grinning. + + + +Page | 472Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hi,” chorused Harry, Ron, and Hermione, all three +kneeling down upon the hearthrug. Crookshanks +purred loudly and approached the fire, trying, despite +the heat, to put his face close to Sirius’s. + +“How’re things?” said Sirius. + +“Not that good,” said Harry, as Hermione pulled +Crookshanks back to stop him singeing his whiskers. +“The Ministry’s forced through another decree, which +means we’re not allowed to have Quidditch teams — ” + +“ — or secret Defense Against the Dark Arts groups?” +said Sirius. + +There was a short pause. + +“How did you know about that?” Harry demanded. + +“You want to choose your meeting places more +carefully,” said Sirius, grinning still more broadly. +“The Hog’s Head, I ask you ...” + +“Well, it was better than the Three Broomsticks!” said +Hermione defensively. “That’s always packed with +people — ” + +��� — which means you’d have been harder to overhear,” +said Sirius. “You’ve got a lot to learn, Hermione.” + +“Who overheard us?” Harry demanded. + +“Mundungus, of course,” said Sirius, and when they +all looked puzzled he laughed. “He was the witch +under the veil.” + +“That was Mundungus?” Harry said, stunned. “What +was he doing in the Hog’s Head?” + + + +Page | 473Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What do you think he was doing?” said Sirius +impatiently. “Keeping an eye on you, of course.” + +“I’m still being followed?” asked Harry angrily. + +“Yeah, you are,” said Sirius, “and just as well, isn’t it, +if the first thing you’re going to do on your weekend +off is organize an illegal defense group.” + +But he looked neither angry nor worried; on the +contrary, he was looking at Harry with distinct pride. + +“Why was Dung hiding from us?” asked Ron, +sounding disappointed. “We’d’ve liked to’ve seen him.” + +“He was banned from the Hog’s Head twenty years +ago,” said Sirius, “and that barman’s got a long +memory. We lost Moody’s spare Invisibility Cloak +when Sturgis was arrested, so Dung’s been dressing +as a witch a lot lately... Anyway ... First of all, Ron — +I’ve sworn to pass on a message from your mother.” + +“Oh yeah?” said Ron, sounding apprehensive. + +“She says on no account whatsoever are you to take +part in an illegal secret Defense Against the Dark Arts +group. She says you’ll be expelled for sure and your +future will be ruined. She says there will be plenty of +time to learn how to defend yourself later and that +you are too young to be worrying about that right +now. She also” — Sirius’s eyes turned to the other two +— “advises Harry and Hermione not to proceed with +the group, though she accepts that she has no +authority over either of them and simply begs them to +remember that she has their best interests at heart. +She would have written all this to you, but if the owl +had been intercepted you’d all have been in real +trouble, and she can’t say it for herself because she’s +on duty tonight.” + +Page | 474Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“On duty doing what?” said Ron quickly. + +“Never you mind, just stuff for the Order,” said Sirius. +“So it’s fallen to me to be the messenger and make +sure you tell her I passed it all on, because I don’t +think she trusts me to.” + +There was another pause in which Crookshanks, +mewing, attempted to paw Sirius’s head, and Ron +fiddled with a hole in the hearthrug. + +“So you want me to say I’m not going to take part in +the defense group?” he muttered finally. + +“Me? Certainly not!” said Sirius, looking surprised. “I +think it’s an excellent idea!” + +“You do?” said Harry, his heart lifting. + +“Of course I do!” said Sirius. “D’you think your father +and I would’ve lain down and taken orders from an +old hag like Umbridge?” + +“But — last term all you did was tell me to be careful +and not take risks — ” + +“Last year all the evidence was that someone inside +Hogwarts was trying to kill you, Harry!” said Sirius +impatiently. “This year we know that there’s someone +outside Hogwarts who’d like to kill us all, so I think +learning to defend yourselves properly is a very good +idea!” + +“And if we do get expelled?” Hermione asked, a +quizzical look on her face. + +“Hermione, this whole thing was your idea!” said +Harry, staring at her. + + + +Page | 475Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know it was... I just wondered what Sirius +thought,” she said, shrugging. + +“Well, better expelled and able to defend yourselves +than sitting safely in school without a clue,” said +Sirius. + +“Hear, hear,” said Harry and Ron enthusiastically. + +“So,” said Sirius, “how are you organizing this group? +Where are you meeting?” + +“Well, that’s a bit of a problem now,” said Harry. +“Dunno where we’re going to be able to go...” + +“How about the Shrieking Shack?” suggested Sirius. + +“Hey, that’s an idea!” said Ron excitedly, but +Hermione made a skeptical noise and all three of +them looked at her, Sirius’s head turning in the +flames. + +“Well, Sirius, it’s just that there were only four of you +meeting in the Shrieking Shack when you were at +school,” said Hermione, “and all of you could +transform into animals and I suppose you could all +have squeezed under a single Invisibility Cloak if +you’d wanted to. But there are twenty-eight of us and +none of us is an Animagus, so we wouldn’t need so +much an Invisibility Cloak as an Invisibility Marquee + + + +“Fair point,” said Sirius, looking slightly crestfallen. +“Well, I’m sure you’ll come up with somewhere... +There used to be a pretty roomy secret passageway +behind that big mirror on the fourth floor, you might +have enough space to practice jinxes in there — ” + + + +Page | 476Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fred and George told me it’s blocked,” said Harry, +shaking his head. “Caved in or something.” + +“Oh ...” said Sirius, frowning. “Well, 111 have a think +and get back to — ” + +He broke off. His face was suddenly tense, alarmed. +He turned sideways, apparently looking into the solid +brick wall of the fireplace. + +“Sirius?” said Harry anxiously. + +But he had vanished. Harry gaped at the flames for a +moment, then turned to look at Ron and Hermione. + +“Why did he — ?” + +Hermione gave a horrified gasp and leapt to her feet, +still staring at the fire. + +A hand had appeared amongst the flames, groping as +though to catch hold of something; a stubby, short- +fingered hand covered in ugly old-fashioned rings... + +The three of them ran for it; at the door of the boys’ +dormitory Harry looked back. Umbridge’s hand was +still making snatching movements amongst the +flames, as though she knew exactly where Sirius’s +hair had been moments before and was determined to +seize it. + + + +Page | 477Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY + +“Umbridge has been reading your mail, Harry. There’s +no other explanation.” + +“You think Umbridge attacked Hedwig?” he said, +outraged. + +“I’m almost certain of it,” said Hermione grimly. + +“Watch your frog, it’s escaping.” + +Harry pointed his wand at the bullfrog that had been +hopping hopefully toward the other side of the table +— “Acciol ” — and it zoomed gloomily back into his +hand. + +Charms was always one of the best lessons in which +to enjoy a private chat: There was generally so much +movement and activity that the danger of being +overheard was very slight. Today, with the room full of +croaking bullfrogs and cawing ravens, and with a +heavy downpour of rain clattering and pounding +against the classroom windows, Harry, Ron, and +Hermione ’s whispered discussion about how +Page | 478Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Umbridge had nearly caught Sirius went quite +unnoticed. + +“I’ve been suspecting this ever since Filch accused +you of ordering Dungbombs, because it seemed such +a stupid lie,” Hermione whispered. “I mean, once your +letter had been read, it would have been quite clear +you weren’t ordering them, so you wouldn’t have been +in trouble at all — it’s a bit of a feeble joke, isn’t it? +But then I thought, what if somebody just wanted an +excuse to read your mail? Well then, it would be a +perfect way for Umbridge to manage it — tip off Filch, +let him do the dirty work and confiscate the letter, +then either find a way of stealing it from him or else +demand to see it — I don’t think Filch would object, +when’s he ever stuck up for a student’s rights? Harry, +you’re squashing your frog.” + +Harry looked down; he was indeed squeezing his +bullfrog so tightly its eyes were popping; he replaced +it hastily upon the desk. + +“It was a very, very close call last night,” said +Hermione. “I just wonder if Umbridge knows how +close it was. Silenciol” + +The bullfrog on which she was practicing her +Silencing Charm was struck dumb mid-croak and +glared at her reproachfully. + +“If she’d caught Snuffles ...” + +Harry finished the sentence for her. + +“He’d probably be back in Azkaban this morning.” He +waved his wand without really concentrating; his +bullfrog swelled like a green balloon and emitted a +high-pitched whistle. + + + +Page | 479Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Silenciol” said Hermione hastily, pointing her wand +at Harry’s frog, which deflated silently before them. +“Well, he mustn’t do it again, that’s all. I just don’t +know how we’re going to let him know. We can’t send +him an owl.” + +“I don’t reckon he’ll risk it again,” said Ron. “He’s not +stupid, he knows she nearly got him. Silenciol” + +The large and ugly raven in front of him let out a +derisive caw. + +“ Silenciol SILENCIO” + +The raven cawed more loudly. + +“It’s the way you’re moving your wand,” said +Hermione, watching Ron critically. “You don’t want to +wave it, it’s more a sharp jab.” + +“Ravens are harder than frogs,” said Ron testily. + +“Fine, let’s swap,” said Hermione, seizing Ron’s raven +and replacing it with her own fat bullfrog. “Silencio\” +The raven continued to open and close its sharp beak, +but no sound came out. + +“Very good, Miss Granger!” said Professor Flitwick’s +squeaky little voice and Harry, Ron, and Hermione all +jumped. “Now, let me see you try, Mr. Weasley!” + +“Wha — ? Oh — oh, right,” said Ron, very flustered. +“Er — Silenciol” + +He jabbed at the bullfrog so hard that he poked it in +the eye; the frog gave a deafening croak and leapt off +the desk. + + + +Page | 480Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It came as no surprise to any of them that Harry and +Ron were given additional practice of the Silencing +Charm for homework. + +They were allowed to remain inside over break due to +the downpour outside. They found seats in a noisy +and overcrowded classroom on the first floor in which +Peeves was floating dreamily up near the chandelier, +occasionally blowing an ink pellet at the top of +somebody’s head. They had barely sat down when +Angelina came struggling toward them through the +groups of gossiping students. + +“I’ve got permission!” she said. “To re-form the +Quidditch team!” + +“Excellent.” said Ron and Harry together. + +“Yeah,” said Angelina, beaming. “I went to +McGonagall and I think she might have appealed to +Dumbledore — anyway, Umbridge had to give in. Ha! +So I want you down at the pitch at seven o’clock +tonight, all right, because we’ve got to make up time, +you realize we’re only three weeks away from our first +match?” + +She squeezed away from them, narrowly dodged an +ink pellet from Peeves, which hit a nearby first year +instead, and vanished from sight. + +Ron’s smile slipped slightly as he looked out of the +window, which was now opaque with hammering +rain. + +“Hope this clears up ... What’s up with you, +Hermione?” + + + +Page | 481Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She too was gazing at the window, but not as though +she really saw it. Her eyes were unfocused and there +was a frown on her face. + +“Just thinking ...” she said, still frowning at the rain- +washed window. + +“About Siri . . . Snuffles?” said Harry. + +“No ... not exactly ...” said Hermione slowly. “More ... +wondering ... I suppose we’re doing the right thing ... + +I think ... aren’t we? + +Harry and Ron looked at each other. + +“Well, that clears that up,” said Ron. “It would’ve been +really annoying if you hadn’t explained yourself +properly.” + +Hermione looked at him as though she had only just +realized he was there. + +“I was just wondering,” she said, her voice stronger +now, “whether we’re doing the right thing, starting +this Defense Against the Dark Arts group.” + +“What!” said Harry and Ron together. + +“Hermione, it was your idea in the first place!” said +Ron indignantly. + +“I know,” said Hermione, twisting her fingers together. +“But after talking to Snuffles ...” + +“But he’s all for it!” said Harry. + +“Yes,” said Hermione, staring at the window again. +“Yes, that’s what made me think maybe it wasn’t a +good idea after all...” + +Page | 482Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Peeves floated over them on his stomach, peashooter +at the ready; automatically all three of them lifted +their bags to cover their heads until he had passed. + +“Let’s get this straight,” said Harry angrily, as they +put their bags back on the floor, “Sirius agrees with +us, so you don’t think we should do it anymore?” + +Hermione looked tense and rather miserable. Now +staring at her own hands she said, “Do you honestly +trust his judgment?” + +“Yes, I do!” said Harry at once. “He’s always given us +great advice!” + +An ink pellet whizzed past them, striking Katie Bell +squarely in the ear. Hermione watched Katie leap to +her feet and start throwing things at Peeves; it was a +few moments before Hermione spoke again and it +sounded as though she was choosing her words very +carefully. + +“You don’t think he has become ... sort of ... reckless +... since he’s been cooped up in Grimmauld Place? + +You don’t think he’s ... kind of ... living through us?” + +“What d’you mean, ‘living through us’?” Harry +retorted. + +“I mean ... well, I think he’d love to be forming secret +defense societies right under the nose of someone +from the Ministry... I think he’s really frustrated at +how little he can do where he is ... so I think he’s +keen to kind of ... egg us on.” + +Ron looked utterly perplexed. + +“Sirius is right,” he said, “you do sound just like my +mother.” + +Page | 483Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione bit her lip and did not answer. The bell +rang just as Peeves swooped down upon Katie and +emptied an entire ink bottle over her head. + +The weather did not improve as the day wore on, so +that at seven o’clock that evening, when Harry and +Ron went down to the Quidditch pitch for practice, +they were soaked through within minutes, their feet +slipping and sliding on the sodden grass. The sky was +a deep, thundery gray and it was a relief to gain the +warmth and light of the changing rooms, even if they +knew the respite was only temporary. They found +Fred and George debating whether to use one of their +own Skiving Snackboxes to get out of flying. + +“ — but I bet she’d know what we’d done,” Fred said +out of the corner of his mouth. “If only I hadn’t offered +to sell her some Puking Pastilles yesterday — ” + +“We could try the Fever Fudge,” George muttered, “no +one’s seen that yet — ” + +“Does it work?” inquired Ron hopefully, as the +hammering of rain on the roof intensified and wind +howled around the building. + +“Well, yeah,” said Fred, “your temperature’ll go right +up — ” + + + +“ — but you get these massive pus-filled boils too,” +said George, “and we haven’t worked out how to get +rid of them yet.” + +“I can’t see any boils,” said Ron, staring at the twins. + +“No, well, you wouldn’t,” said Fred darkly, “they’re not +in a place we generally display to the public — ” + + + +Page | 484Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in +the — ” + + + +“All right, everyone, listen up,” said Angelina loudly, +emerging from the Captain’s office. “I know it’s not +ideal weather, but there’s a good chance we’ll be +playing Slytherin in conditions like this so it’s a good +idea to work out how we’re going to cope with them. +Harry, didn’t you do something to your glasses to stop +the rain fogging them up when we played Hufflepuff +in that storm?” + +“Hermione did it,” said Harry. He pulled out his wand, +tapped his glasses and said, “Imperviusl” + +“I think we all ought to try that,” said Angelina. “If we +could just keep the rain off our faces it would really +help visibility — all together, come on — Imperviusl +Okay. Let’s go.” + +They all stowed their wands back in the inside +pockets of their robes, shouldered their brooms, and +followed Angelina out of the changing rooms. + +They squelched through the deepening mud to the +middle of the pitch; visibility was still very poor even +with the Impervius Charm; light was fading fast and +curtains of rain were sweeping the grounds. + +“All right, on my whistle,” shouted Angelina. + +Harry kicked off from the ground, spraying mud in all +directions, and shot upward, the wind pulling him +slightly off course. He had no idea how he was going +to see the Snitch in this weather; he was having +enough difficulty seeing the one Bludger with which +they were practicing; a minute into the practice it +almost unseated him and he had to use the Sloth +Grip Roll to avoid it. Unfortunately Angelina did not +Page | 485Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +see this; in fact, she did not appear to be able to see +anything; none of them had a clue what the others +were doing. The wind was picking up; even at a +distance Harry could hear the swishing, pounding +sounds of the rain pummeling the surface of the lake. + +Angelina kept them at it for nearly an hour before +conceding defeat. She led her sodden and disgruntled +team back into the changing rooms, insisting that the +practice had not been a waste of time, though without +any real conviction in her voice. Fred and George were +looking particularly annoyed; both were bandy-legged +and winced with every movement. Harry could hear +them complaining in low voices as he toweled his hair +dry. + +“I think a few of mine have ruptured,” said Fred in a +hollow voice. + +“Mine haven’t,” said George, wincing. “They’re +throbbing like mad ... feel bigger if anything ...” + +“OUCH!” said Harry. + +He pressed the towel to his face, his eyes screwed +tight with pain. The scar on his forehead had seared +again, more painfully than in months. + +“What’s up?” said several voices. + +Harry emerged from behind his towel; the changing +room was blurred because he was not wearing his +glasses; but he could still tell that everyone’s face was +turned toward him. + +“Nothing,” he muttered, “I — poked myself in the eye, +that’s all...” + + + +Page | 486Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But he gave Ron a significant look and the two of +them hung back as the rest of the team filed back +outside, muffled in their cloaks, their hats pulled low +over their ears. + +“What happened?” said Ron, the moment that Alicia +had disappeared through the door. “Was it your +scar?” + +Harry nodded. + +“But ...” Looking scared, Ron strode across to the +window and stared out into the rain, “He — he can’t +be near us now, can he?” + +“No,” Harry muttered, sinking onto a bench and +rubbing his forehead. “He’s probably miles away. It +hurt because ... he’s ... angry.” + +Harry had not meant to say that at all, and heard the +words as though a stranger had spoken them — yet +he knew at once that they were true. He did not know +how he knew it, but he did; Voldemort, wherever he +was, whatever he was doing, was in a towering +temper. + +“Did you see him?” said Ron, looking horrified. “Did +you . . . get a vision, or something?” + +Harry sat quite still, staring at his feet, allowing his +mind and his memory to relax in the aftermath of the +pain... + +A confused tangle of shapes, a howling rush of voices + + + +“He wants something done, and it’s not happening +fast enough,” he said. + + + +Page | 487Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Again, he felt surprised to hear the words coming out +of his mouth, and yet quite certain that they were +true. + +“But ... how do you know?” said Ron. + +Harry shook his head and covered his eyes with his +hands, pressing down upon them with his palms. +Little stars erupted in them. He felt Ron sit down on +the bench beside him and knew Ron was staring at +him. + +“Is this what it was about last time?” said Ron in a +hushed voice. “When your scar hurt in Umbridge’s +office? You-Know-Who was angry?” + +Harry shook his head. + +“What is it, then?” + +Harry was thinking himself back. He had been +looking into Umbridge’s face... His scar had hurt ... +and he had had that odd feeling in his stomach ... a +strange, leaping feeling ... a happy feeling... But, of +course, he had not recognized it for what it was, as he +had been feeling so miserable himself. . . + +“Last time, it was because he was pleased,” he said. +“Really pleased. + +“He thought ... something good was going to happen. +And the night before we came back to Hogwarts ...” + +He thought back to the moment when his scar had +hurt so badly in his and Ron’s bedroom in +Grimmauld Place. “He was furious...” + +He looked around at Ron, who was gaping at him. + + + +Page | 488Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You could take over from Trelawney, mate,” he said +in an awed voice. + +“I’m not making prophecies,” said Harry. + +“No, you know what you’re doing?” Ron said, +sounding both scared and impressed. “Harry, you’re +reading You-Know-Who’s mind...” + +“No,” said Harry, shaking his head. “It’s more like ... +his mood, I suppose. I’m just getting flashes of what +mood he’s in... Dumbledore said something like this +was happening last year. . . He said that when +Voldemort was near me, or when he was feeling +hatred, I could tell. Well, now I’m feeling it when he’s +pleased too...” + +There was a pause. The wind and rain lashed at the +building. + +“You’ve got to tell someone,” said Ron. + +“I told Sirius last time.” + +“Well, tell him about this time!” + +“Can’t, can I?” said Harry grimly. “Umbridge is +watching the owls and the fires, remember?” + +“Well then, Dumbledore — ” + +“I’ve just told you, he already knows,” said Harry +shortly, getting to his feet, taking his cloak off his peg, +and swinging it around himself. “There’s no point +telling him again.” + +Ron did up the fastening of his own cloak, watching +Harry thoughtfully. + + + +Page | 489Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dumbledore’d want to know,” he said. + + + +Harry shrugged. + +“C’mon ... we’ve still got Silencing Charms to practice + + + +They hurried back through the dark grounds, sliding +and stumbling up the muddy lawns, not talking. + +Harry was thinking hard. What was it that Voldemort +wanted done that was not happening quickly enough? + +“He’s got other plans ... plans he can put into operation +very quietly indeed . . . stuff he can only get by stealth +... like a weapon. Something he didn’t have last time.” + +He had not thought about those words in weeks; he +had been too absorbed in what was going on at +Hogwarts, too busy dwelling on the ongoing battles +with Umbridge, the injustice of all the Ministry +interference... But now they came back to him and +made him wonder... Voldemort’s anger would make +sense if he was no nearer laying hands on the +weapon, whatever it was... Had the Order thwarted +him, stopped him from seizing it? Where was it kept? +Who had it now? + +“Mimbulus mimbletonia,” said Ron’s voice and Harry +came back to his senses just in time to clamber +through the portrait hole into the common room. + +It appeared that Hermione had gone to bed early, +leaving Crookshanks curled in a nearby chair and an +assortment of knobbly, knitted elf hats lying on a +table by the fire. Harry was rather grateful that she +was not around because he did not much want to +discuss his scar hurting and have her urge him to go +to Dumbledore too. Ron kept throwing him anxious +glances, but Harry pulled out his Potions book and +Page | 490Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +set to work to finish his essay, though he was only +pretending to concentrate and, by the time that Ron +said he was going to bed too, had written hardly +anything. + +Midnight came and went while Harry was reading and +rereading a passage about the uses of scurvy-grass, +lovage, and sneezewort and not taking in a word of +it... + +These plantes are moste efficacious in the inflaming +of the braine, and are therefore much used in +Confusing and Befuddlement Draughts, where the +wizard is desirous of producing hot-headedness and +recklessness... + +... Hermione said Sirius was becoming reckless +cooped up in Grimmauld Place... + +. . . moste efficacious in the inflaming of the braine, and +are therefore much used . . . + +. . . the Daily Prophet would think his brain was +inflamed if they found out that he knew what +Voldemort was feeling ... + +. . . therefore much used in Confusing and +Befuddlement Draughts . . . + +. . . confusing was the word, all right; why did he know +what Voldemort was feeling? What was this weird +connection between them, which Dumbledore had +never been able to explain satisfactorily? + +. . . where the wizard is desirous . . . + +. . . how he would like to sleep . . . + +...of producing hot-headedness . . . + +Page | 491Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +... It was warm and comfortable in his armchair +before the fire, with the rain still beating heavily on +the windowpanes and Crookshanks purring and the +crackling of the flames... + +The book slipped from Harry’s slack grip and landed +with a dull thud on the hearthrug. His head fell +sideways... + +He was walking once more along a windowless +corridor, his footsteps echoing in the silence. As the +door at the end of the passage loomed larger his heart +beat fast with excitement... If he could only open it ... +enter beyond . . . + +He stretched out his hand... His fingertips were +inches from it... + +“Harry Potter, sir!” + +He awoke with a start. The candles had all been +extinguished in the common room, but there was +something moving close by. + +“Whozair?” said Harry, sitting upright in his chair. + +The fire was almost extinguished, the room very dark. + +“Dobby has your owl, sir!” said a squeaky voice. + +“Dobby?” said Harry thickly, peering through the +gloom toward the source of the voice. + +Dobby the house-elf was standing beside the table on +which Hermione had left her half a dozen knitted +hats. His large, pointed ears were now sticking out +from beneath what looked like all the hats that +Hermione had ever knitted; he was wearing one on +top of the other, so that his head seemed elongated by + + + +Page | 492Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +two or three feet, and on the very topmost bobble sat +Hedwig, hooting serenely and obviously cured. + + + +“Dobby volunteered to return Harry Potter’s owl!” said +the elf squeakily, with a look of positive adoration on +his face. “Professor Grubbly-Plank says she is all well +now, sir!” + +He sank into a deep bow so that his pencil-like nose +brushed the threadbare surface of the hearthrug and +Hedwig gave an indignant hoot and fluttered onto the +arm of Harry’s chair. + +“Thanks, Dobby!” said Harry, stroking Hedwig’s head +and blinking hard, trying to rid himself of the image +of the door in his dream... It had been very vivid... +Looking back at Dobby, he noticed that the elf was +also wearing several scarves and innumerable socks, +so that his feet looked far too big for his body. + +“Er . . . have you been taking all the clothes +Hermione’s been leaving out?” + +“Oh no, sir,” said Dobby happily, “Dobby has been +taking some for Winky too, sir.” + +“Yeah, how is Winky?” asked Harry. + +Dobby’s ears drooped slightly. + +“Winky is still drinking lots, sir,” he said sadly, his +enormous round green eyes, large as tennis balls, +downcast. “She still does not care for clothes, Harry +Potter. Nor do the other house-elves. None of them +will clean Gryffindor Tower anymore, not with the +hats and socks hidden everywhere, they finds them +insulting, sir. Dobby does it all himself, sir, but +Dobby does not mind, sir, for he always hopes to meet +Harry Potter and tonight, sir, he has got his wish!” +Page | 493Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dobby sank into a deep bow again. “But Harry Potter +does not seem happy,” Dobby went on, straightening +up again and looking timidly at Harry. “Dobby heard +him muttering in his sleep. Was Harry Potter having +bad dreams?” + +“Not really bad,” said Harry, yawning and rubbing his +eyes. “I’ve had worse.” + +The elf surveyed Harry out of his vast, orblike eyes. +Then he said very seriously, his ears drooping, + +“Dobby wishes he could help Harry Potter, for Harry +Potter set Dobby free and Dobby is much, much +happier now...” + +Harry smiled. + +“You can’t help me, Dobby, but thanks for the offer...” + +He bent and picked up his Potions book. He’d have to +try and finish the essay tomorrow. He closed the book +and as he did so the firelight illuminated the thin +white scars on the back of his hand — the result of +his detention with Umbridge. + +“Wait a moment — there is something you can do for +me, Dobby,” said Harry slowly. + +The elf looked around, beaming. + +“Name it, Harry Potter, sir!” + +“I need to find a place where twenty-eight people can +practice Defense Against the Dark Arts without being +discovered by any of the teachers. Especially,” Harry +clenched his hand on the book, so that the scars +shone pearly white, “Professor Umbridge.” + + + +Page | 494Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He expected the elf’s smile to vanish, his ears to +droop; he expected him to say that this was +impossible, or else that he would try, but his hopes +were not high... What he had not expected was for +Dobby to give a little skip, his ears waggling happily, +and clap his hands together. + +“Dobby knows the perfect place, sir!” he said happily. +“Dobby heard tell of it from the other house-elves +when he came to Hogwarts, sir. It is known by us as +the Come and Go Room, sir, or else as the Room of +Requirement!” + +“Why?” said Harry curiously. + +“Because it is a room that a person can only enter,” +said Dobby seriously, “when they have real need of it. +Sometimes it is there, and sometimes it is not, but +when it appears, it is always equipped for the seeker’s +needs. Dobby has used it, sir,” said the elf, dropping +his voice and looking guilty, “when Winky has been +very drunk. He has hidden her in the Room of +Requirement and he has found antidotes to +butterbeer there, and a nice elf-sized bed to settle her +on while she sleeps it off, sir... And Dobby knows Mr. +Filch has found extra cleaning materials there when +he has run short, sir, and — ” + +“ — and if you really needed a bathroom,” said Harry, +suddenly remembering something Dumbledore had +said at the Yule Ball the previous Christmas, “would +it fill itself with chamber pots?” + +“Dobby expects so, sir,” said Dobby, nodding +earnestly. “It is a most amazing room, sir.” + +“How many people know about it?” said Harry, sitting +up straighter in his chair. + + + +Page | 495Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Very few, sir. Mostly people stumbles across it when +they needs it, sir, but often they never finds it again, +for they do not know that it is always there waiting to +be called into service, sir.” + +“It sounds brilliant,” said Harry, his heart racing. “It +sounds perfect, Dobby. When can you show me where +it is?” + + + +“Anytime, Harry Potter, sir,” said Dobby, looking +delighted at Harry’s enthusiasm. “We could go now, if +you like!” + +For a moment Harry was tempted to go now; he was +halfway out of his seat, intending to hurry upstairs +for his Invisibility Cloak when, not for the first time, a +voice very much like Hermione’s whispered in his ear: +reckless. It was, after all, very late, he was exhausted +and had Snape’s essay to finish. + +“Not tonight, Dobby,” said Harry reluctantly, sinking +back into his chair. “This is really important... I don’t +want to blow it, it’ll need proper planning... Listen, +can you just tell me exactly where this Room of +Requirement is and how to get in there?” + +Their robes billowed and swirled around them as they +splashed across the flooded vegetable patch to double +Herbology, where they could hardly hear what +Professor Sprout was saying over the hammering of +raindrops hard as hailstones on the greenhouse roof. +The afternoon’s Care of Magical Creatures lesson was +to be relocated from the storm-swept grounds to a +free classroom on the ground floor and, to their +intense relief, Angelina sought out her team at lunch +to tell them that Quidditch practice was canceled. + +“Good,” said Harry quietly, when she told him, +“because we’ve found somewhere to have our first + +Page | 496Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Defense meeting. Tonight, eight o’clock, seventh floor +opposite that tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy being +clubbed by those trolls. Can you tell Katie and +Alicia?” + +She looked slightly taken aback but promised to tell +the others; Harry returned hungrily to his sausages +and mash. When he looked up to take a drink of +pumpkin juice, he found Hermione watching him. + +“What?” he said thickly. + +“Well ... it’s just that Dobby’s plans aren’t always that +safe. Don’t you remember when he lost you all the +bones in your arm?” + +“This room isn’t just some mad idea of Dobby’s; +Dumbledore knows about it too, he mentioned it to +me at the Yule Ball.” + +Hermione’s expression cleared. + +“Dumbledore told you about it?” + +“Just in passing,” said Harry, shrugging. + +“Oh well, that’s all right then,” said Hermione briskly +and she raised no more objections. + +Together with Ron they had spent most of the day +seeking out those people who had signed their names +to the list in the Hog���s Head and telling them where to +meet that evening. Somewhat to Harry’s +disappointment, it was Ginny who managed to find +Cho Chang and her friend first; however, by the end +of dinner he was confident that the news had been +passed to every one of the twenty-five people who had +turned up in the Hog’s Head. + + + +Page | 497Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At half-past seven Harry, Ron, and Hermione left the +Gryffindor common room, Harry clutching a certain +piece of aged parchment in his hand. Fifth years were +allowed to be out in the corridors until nine o’clock, +but all three of them kept looking around nervously +as they made their way up to the seventh floor. + +“Hold it,” said Harry warningly, unfolding the piece of +parchment at the top of the last staircase, tapping it +with his wand, and muttering, “I solemnly swear that +I am up to no good.” + +A map of Hogwarts appeared upon the blank surface +of the parchment. Tiny black moving dots, labeled +with names, showed where various people were. + +“Filch is on the second floor,” said Harry, holding the +map close to his eyes and scanning it closely, “and +Mrs. Norris is on the fourth.” + +“And Umbridge?” said Hermione anxiously. + +“In her office,” said Harry, pointing. “Okay, let’s go.” + +They hurried along the corridor to the place Dobby +had described to Harry, a stretch of blank wall +opposite an enormous tapestry depicting Barnabas +the Barmy’s foolish attempt to train trolls for the +ballet. + +“Okay,” said Harry quietly, while a moth-eaten troll +paused in his relentless clubbing of the would-be +ballet teacher to watch. “Dobby said to walk past this +bit of wall three times, concentrating hard on what we +need.” + +They did so, turning sharply at the window just +beyond the blank stretch of wall, then at the man-size +vase on its other side. Ron had screwed up his eyes in + +Page | 498Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +concentration, Hermione was whispering something +under her breath, Harry’s fists were clenched as he +stared ahead of him. + +We need somewhere to learn to fight... he thought. + +Just give us a place to practice ... somewhere they +can’t find us ... + +“Harry,” said Hermione sharply, as they wheeled +around after their third walk past. + +A highly polished door had appeared in the wall. Ron +was staring at it, looking slightly wary. Harry reached +out, seized the brass handle, pulled open the door, +and led the way into a spacious room lit with +flickering torches like those that illuminated the +dungeons eight floors below. + +The walls were lined with wooden bookcases, and +instead of chairs there were large silk cushions on the +floor. A set of shelves at the far end of the room +carried a range of instruments such as Sneakoscopes, +Secrecy Sensors, and a large, cracked Foe-Glass that +Harry was sure had hung, the previous year, in the +fake Moody’s office. + +“These will be good when we’re practicing Stunning,” +said Ron enthusiastically, prodding one of the +cushions with his foot. + +“And just look at these books!” said Hermione +excitedly, running a finger along the spines of the +large leather-bound tomes. “A Compendium of +Common Curses and Their Counter-Actions ... The +Dark Arts Outsmarted ... Self-Defensive Spellwork ... +wow ...” She looked around at Harry, her face +glowing, and he saw that the presence of hundreds of +books had finally convinced Hermione that what they + + + +Page | 499Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were doing was right. “Harry, this is wonderful, +there’s everything we need here!” + +And without further ado she slid Jinxes for the Jinxed +from its shelf, sank onto the nearest cushion, and +began to read. + +There was a gentle knock on the door. Harry looked +around; Ginny, Neville, Lavender, Parvati, and Dean +had arrived. + +“Whoa,” said Dean, staring around, impressed. “What +is this place?” + +Harry began to explain, but before he had finished +more people had arrived, and he had to start all over +again. By the time eight o’clock arrived, every cushion +was occupied. Harry moved across to the door and +turned the key protruding from the lock; it clicked in +a satisfyingly loud way and everybody fell silent, +looking at him. Hermione carefully marked her page +of Jinxes for the Jinxed and set the book aside. + +“Well,” said Harry, slightly nervously. “This is the +place we’ve found for practices, and you’ve — er — +obviously found it okay — ” + +“It’s fantastic!” said Cho, and several people +murmured their agreement. + +“It’s bizarre,” said Fred, frowning around at it. “We +once hid from Filch in here, remember, George? But it +was just a broom cupboard then...” + +“Hey, Harry, what’s this stuff?” asked Dean from the +rear of the room, indicating the Sneakoscopes and the +Foe-Glass. + + + +Page | 500Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dark Detectors,” said Harry, stepping between the +cushions to reach them. “Basically they all show +when Dark wizards or enemies are around, but you +don’t want to rely on them too much, they can be +fooled...” + +He gazed for a moment into the cracked Foe-Glass; +shadowy figures were moving around inside it, though +none was recognizable. He turned his back on it. + +“Well, I’ve been thinking about the sort of stuff we +ought to do first and — er — ” He noticed a raised +hand. “What, Hermione?” + +“I think we ought to elect a leader,” said Hermione. + +“Harry’s leader,” said Cho at once, looking at +Hermione as though she were mad, and Harry’s +stomach did yet another back flip. + +“Yes, but I think we ought to vote on it properly,” said +Hermione, unperturbed. “It makes it formal and it +gives him authority. So — everyone who thinks Harry +ought to be our leader?” + +Everybody put up their hands, even Zacharias Smith, +though he did it very halfheartedly. + +“Er — right, thanks,” said Harry, who could feel his +face burning. “And — what, Hermione?” + +“I also think we ought to have a name,” she said +brightly, her hand still in the air. “It would promote a +feeling of team spirit and unity, don’t you think?” + +“Can we be the Anti-Umbridge League?” said Angelina +hopefully. + + + +Page | 501Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Or the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group?” +suggested Fred. + +“I was thinking,” said Hermione, frowning at Fred, +“more of a name that didn’t tell everyone what we +were up to, so we can refer to it safely outside +meetings.” + +“The Defense Association?” said Cho. “The D.A. for +short, so nobody knows what we’re talking about?” + +“Yeah, the D.A.’s good,” said Ginny. “Only let’s make +it stand for Dumbledore’s Army because that’s the +Ministry’s worst fear, isn’t it?” + +There was a good deal of appreciative murmuring and +laughter at this. + +“All in favor of the D.A.?” said Hermione bossily, +kneeling up on her cushion to count. “That’s a +majority — motion passed!” + +She pinned the piece of paper with all of their names +on it on the wall and wrote DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY +across the top in large letters. + +“Right,” said Harry, when she had sat down again, +“shall we get practicing then? I was thinking, the first +thing we should do is Expelliarmus, you know, the +Disarming Charm. I know it’s pretty basic but I’ve +found it really useful — ” + +“Oh please,” said Zacharias Smith, rolling his eyes +and folding his arms. “I don’t think Expelliarmus is +exactly going to help us against You-Know-Who, do +you?” + +“I’ve used it against him,” said Harry quietly. “It saved +my life last June.” + +Page | 502Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Smith opened his mouth stupidly. The rest of the +room was very quiet. + +“But if you think it’s beneath you, you can leave,” +Harry said. + +Smith did not move. Nor did anybody else. + +“Okay,” said Harry, his mouth slightly drier than +usual with all those eyes upon him, “I reckon we +should all divide into pairs and practice.” + +It felt very odd to be issuing instructions, but not +nearly as odd as seeing them followed. Everybody got +to their feet at once and divided up. Predictably, +Neville was left partnerless. + +“You can practice with me,” Harry told him. “Right — +on the count of three, then — one, two, three — ” + +The room was suddenly full of shouts of +“Expelliarmusl”: Wands flew in all directions, missed +spells hit books on shelves and sent them flying into +the air. Harry was too quick for Neville, whose wand +went spinning out of his hand, hit the ceiling in a +shower of sparks, and landed with a clatter on top of +a bookshelf, from which Harry retrieved it with a +Summoning Charm. Glancing around he thought he +had been right to suggest that they practice the +basics first; there was a lot of shoddy spellwork going +on; many people were not succeeding in disarming +their opponents at all, but merely causing them to +jump backward a few paces or wince as the feeble +spell whooshed over them. + +“Expelliarmusl” said Neville, and Harry, caught +unawares, felt his wand fly out of his hand. + + + +Page | 503Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I DID IT!” said Neville gleefully. “I’ve never done it +before — I DID IT!” + + + +“Good one!” said Harry encouragingly, deciding not to +point out that in a real duel situation Neville’s +opponent was unlikely to be staring in the opposite +direction with his wand held loosely at his side. +“Listen, Neville, can you take it in turns to practice +with Ron and Hermione for a couple of minutes so I +can walk around and see how the rest are doing?” + +Harry moved off into the middle of the room. +Something very odd was happening to Zacharias +Smith; every time he opened his mouth to disarm +Anthony Goldstein, his own wand would fly out of his +hand, yet Anthony did not seem to be making a +sound. Harry did not have to look far for the solution +of the mystery, however; Fred and George were +several feet from Smith and taking it in turns to point +their wands at his back. + +“Sorry, Harry,” said George hastily, when Harry +caught his eye. “Couldn’t resist ...” + +Harry walked around the other pairs, trying to correct +those who were doing the spell wrong. Ginny was +teamed with Michael Corner; she was doing very well, +whereas Michael was either very bad or unwilling to +jinx her. Ernie Macmillan was flourishing his wand +unnecessarily, giving his partner time to get in under +his guard; the Creevey brothers were enthusiastic but +erratic and mainly responsible for all the books +leaping off the shelves around them. Luna Lovegood +was similarly patchy, occasionally sending Justin +Finch-Fletchley’s wand spinning out of his hand, at +other times merely causing his hair to stand on end. + +“Okay, stop!” Harry shouted. “Stop\ STOP.” + +Page | 504Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I need a whistle, he thought, and immediately spotted +one lying on top of the nearest row of books. He +caught it up and blew hard. Everyone lowered their +wands. + +“That wasn’t bad,” said Harry, “but there’s definite +room for improvement.” Zacharias Smith glared at +him. “Let’s try again...” + +He moved off around the room again, stopping here +and there to make suggestions. Slowly the general +performance improved. He avoided going near Cho +and her friend for a while, but after walking twice +around every other pair in the room felt he could not +ignore them any longer. + +“Oh no,” said Cho rather wildly as he approached. + +“ Expelliarmiousl I mean, Exnellimellius\ I — oh, sorry, +Marietta!” + +Her curly-haired friend’s sleeve had caught fire; +Marietta extinguished it with her own wand and +glared at Harry as though it was his fault. + +“You made me nervous, I was doing all right before +then!” Cho told Harry ruefully. + +“That was quite good,” Harry lied, but when she +raised her eyebrows he said, “Well, no, it was lousy, +but I know you can do it properly, I was watching +from over there...” + +She laughed. Her friend Marietta looked at them +rather sourly and turned away. + +“Don’t mind her,” Cho muttered. “She doesn’t really +want to be here but I made her come with me. Her +parents have forbidden her to do anything that might + + + +Page | 505Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +upset Umbridge, you see — her mum works for the +Ministry.” + +“What about your parents?” asked Harry. + +“Well, they’ve forbidden me to get on the wrong side of +Umbridge too,” said Cho, drawing herself up proudly. +“But if they think I’m not going to fight You-Know- +Who after what happened to Cedric — ” + +She broke off, looking rather confused, and an +awkward silence fell between them; Terry Boot’s wand +went whizzing past Harry’s ear and hit Alicia Spinnet +hard on the nose. + +“Well, my father is very supportive of any anti- +Ministry action!” said Luna Lovegood proudly from +just behind Harry; evidently she had been +eavesdropping on his conversation while Justin +Finch-Fletchley attempted to disentangle himself from +the robes that had flown up over his head. “He’s +always saying he’d believe anything of Fudge, I mean, +the number of goblins Fudge has had assassinated! +And of course he uses the Department of Mysteries to +develop terrible poisons, which he feeds secretly to +anybody who disagrees with him. And then there’s his +Umgubular Slashkilter — ” + +“Don’t ask,” Harry muttered to Cho as she opened her +mouth, looking puzzled. She giggled. + +“Hey, Harry,” Hermione called from the other end of +the room, “have you checked the time?” + +He looked down at his watch and received a shock — +it was already ten past nine, which meant they +needed to get back to their common rooms +immediately or risk being caught and punished by +Filch for being out-of-bounds. He blew his whistle; +Page | 506Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +everybody stopped shouting, “ Expelliarmusl” and the +last couple of wands clattered to the floor. + +“Well, that was pretty good,” said Harry, “but we’ve +overrun, we’d better leave it here. Same time, same +place next week?” + +“Sooner!” said Dean Thomas eagerly and many people +nodded in agreement. + +Angelina, however, said quickly, “The Quidditch +season’s about to start, we need team practices too!” + +“Let’s say next Wednesday night, then,” said Harry, +“and we can decide on additional meetings then... +Come on, we’d better get going...” + +He pulled out the Marauder’s Map again and checked +it carefully for signs of teachers on the seventh floor. +He let them all leave in threes and fours, watching +their tiny dots anxiously to see that they returned +safely to their dormitories: the Hufflepuffs to the +basement corridor that also led to the kitchens, the +Ravenclaws to a tower on the west side of the castle, +and the Gryffindors along the corridor to the seventh +floor and the Fat Lady’s portrait. + +“That was really, really good, Harry,” said Hermione, +when finally it was just her, Harry, and Ron left. + +“Yeah, it was!” said Ron enthusiastically, as they +slipped out of the door and watched it melt back into +stone behind them. “Did you see me disarm +Hermione, Harry?” + +“Only once,” said Hermione, stung. “I got you loads +more than you got me — ” + + + +Page | 507Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I did not only get you once, I got you at least three +times — ” + +“Well, if you’re counting the one where you tripped +over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my +hand — ” + +They argued all the way back to the common room, +but Harry was not listening to them. He had one eye +on the Marauder’s Map, but he was also thinking of +how Cho had said he made her nervous... + + + +Page | 508Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE LION AND THE SERPENT + +Harry felt as though he were carrying some kind of +talisman inside his chest over the following two +weeks, a glowing secret that supported him through +Umbridge’s classes and even made it possible for him +to smile blandly as he looked into her horrible bulging +eyes. He and the D.A. were resisting her under her +very nose, doing the very thing that she and the +Ministry most feared, and whenever he was supposed +to be reading Wilbert Slinkhard’s book during her +lessons he dwelled instead on satisfying memories of +their most recent meetings, remembering how Neville +had successfully disarmed Hermione, how Colin +Creevey had mastered the Impediment Jinx after +three meetings’ hard effort, how Parvati Patil had +produced such a good Reductor Curse that she had +reduced the table carrying all the Sneakoscopes to +dust. + +He was finding it almost impossible to fix a regular +night of the week for D.A. meetings, as they had to +accommodate three separate Quidditch teams’ +practices, which were often rearranged depending on + +Page | 509Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +the weather conditions; but Harry was not sorry +about this, he had a feeling that it was probably +better to keep the timing of their meetings +unpredictable. If anyone was watching them, it would +be hard to make out a pattern. + +Hermione soon devised a very clever method of +communicating the time and date of the next meeting +to all the members in case they needed to change it at +short notice, because it would look so suspicious if +people from different Houses were seen crossing the +Great Hall to talk to each other too often. She gave +each of the members of the D.A. a fake Galleon (Ron +became very excited when he saw the basket at first, +convinced that she was actually giving out gold). + +“You see the numerals around the edge of the coins?” +Hermione said, holding one up for examination at the +end of their fourth meeting. The coin gleamed fat and +yellow in the light from the torches. “On real Galleons +that’s just a serial number referring to the goblin who +cast the coin. On these fake coins, though, the +numbers will change to reflect the time and date of +the next meeting. The coins will grow hot when the +date changes, so if you’re carrying them in a pocket +you’ll be able to feel them. We take one each, and +when Harry sets the date of the next meeting he’ll +change the numbers on his coin, and because I’ve put +a Protean Charm on them, they’ll all change to mimic +his.” + +A blank silence greeted Hermione ’s words. She looked +around at all the faces upturned to her, rather +disconcerted. + +“Well — I thought it was a good idea,” she said +uncertainly, “I mean, even if Umbridge asked us to +turn out our pockets, there’s nothing fishy about + + + +Page | 510Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +carrying a Galleon, is there? But ... well, if you don’t +want to use them ...” + +“You can do a Protean Charm?” said Terry Boot. + +“Yes,” said Hermione. + +“But that’s ... that’s N.E.W.T. standard, that is,” he +said weakly. + +“Oh,” said Hermione, trying to look modest. “Oh ... +well ... yes, I suppose it is...” + +“How come you’re not in Ravenclaw?” he demanded, +staring at Hermione with something close to wonder. +“With brains like yours?” + +“Well, the Sorting Hat did seriously consider putting +me in Ravenclaw during my Sorting,” said Hermione +brightly, “but it decided on Gryffindor in the end. So +does that mean we’re using the Galleons?” + +There was a murmur of assent and everybody moved +forward to collect one from the basket. Harry looked +sideways at Hermione. + +“You know what these remind me of?” + +“No, what’s that?” + +“The Death Eaters’ scars. Voldemort touches one of +them, and all their scars burn, and they know they’ve +got to join him.” + +“Well ... yes,” said Hermione quietly. “That is where I +got the idea ... but you’ll notice I decided to engrave +the date on bits of metal rather than on our members’ +skin...” + + + +Page | 511Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah ... I prefer your way,” said Harry, grinning, as +he slipped his Galleon into his pocket. “I suppose the +only danger with these is that we might accidentally +spend them.” + +“Fat chance,” said Ron, who was examining his own +fake Galleon with a slightly mournful air. “I haven’t +got any real Galleons to confuse it with.” + +As the first Quidditch match of the season, Gryffindor +versus Slytherin, drew nearer, their D.A. meetings +were put on hold because Angelina insisted on almost +daily practices. The fact that the Quidditch Cup had +not been held for so long added considerably to the +interest and excitement surrounding the forthcoming +game. The Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs were taking a +lively interest in the outcome, for they, of course, +would be playing both teams over the coming year; +and the Heads of House of the competing teams, +though they attempted to disguise it under a decent +pretense of sportsmanship, were determined to see +their side’s victory. Harry realized how much +Professor McGonagall cared about beating Slytherin +when she abstained from giving them homework in +the week leading up to the match. + +“I think you’ve got enough to be getting on with at the +moment,” she said loftily. Nobody could quite believe +their ears until she looked directly at Harry and Ron +and said grimly, “I’ve become accustomed to seeing +the Quidditch Cup in my study, boys, and I really +don’t want to have to hand it over to Professor Snape, +so use the extra time to practice, won’t you?” + +Snape was no less obviously partisan: He had booked +the Quidditch pitch for Slytherin practice so often +that the Gryffindors had difficulty getting on it to +play. He was also turning a deaf ear to the many +reports of Slytherin attempts to hex Gryffindor +Page | 512Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +players in the corridors. When Alicia Spinnet turned +up in the hospital wing with her eyebrows growing so +thick and fast that they obscured her vision and +obstructed her mouth, Snape insisted that she must +have attempted a Hair-Thickening Charm on herself +and refused to listen to the fourteen eyewitnesses who +insisted that they had seen the Slytherin Keeper, + +Miles Bletchley, hit her from behind with a jinx while +she worked in the library. + +Harry felt optimistic about Gryffindor’s chances; they +had, after all, never lost to Malfoy’s team. Admittedly +Ron was still not performing to Wood’s standard, but +he was working extremely hard to improve. His +greatest weakness was a tendency to lose confidence +when he made a blunder; if he let in one goal he +became flustered and was therefore likely to miss +more. On the other hand, Harry had seen Ron make +some truly spectacular saves when he was on form: +During one memorable practice, he had hung one- +handed from his broom and kicked the Quaffle so +hard away from the goal hoop that it soared the +length of the pitch and through the center hoop at the +other end. The rest of the team felt this save +compared favorably with one made recently by Barry +Ryan, the Irish International Keeper, against Poland’s +top Chaser, Ladislaw Zamojski. Even Fred had said +that Ron might yet make him and George proud, and +that they were seriously considering admitting that he +was related to them, something he assured Ron they +had been trying to deny for four years. + +The only thing really worrying Harry was how much +Ron was allowing the tactics of the Slytherin team to +upset him before they even got onto the pitch. Harry, +of course, had endured their snide comments for +more than four years, so whispers of, “Hey, Potty, I +heard Warrington’s sworn to knock you off your +broom on Saturday,” far from chilling his blood, made +Page | 513Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him laugh. “Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be +more worried if he was aiming for the person next to +me,” he retorted, which made Ron and Hermione +laugh and wiped the smirk off Pansy Parkinson’s face. + +But Ron had never endured a relentless campaign of +insults, jeers, and intimidation. When Slytherins, +some of them seventh years and considerably larger +than he was, muttered as they passed in the +corridors, “Got your bed booked in the hospital wing, +Weasley?” he did not laugh, but turned a delicate +shade of green. When Draco Malfoy imitated Ron +dropping the Quaffle (which he did whenever they +were within sight of each other), Ron’s ears glowed +red and his hands shook so badly that he was likely +to drop whatever he was holding at the time too. + +October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds +and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen +iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy drafts +that bit at exposed hands and faces. The skies and +the ceiling of the Great Hall turned a pale, pearly +gray, the mountains around Hogwarts became +snowcapped, and the temperature in the castle +dropped so far that many students wore their thick +protective dragon skin gloves in the corridors between +lessons. + +The morning of the match dawned bright and cold. +When Harry awoke he looked around at Ron’s bed +and saw him sitting bolt upright, his arms around his +knees, staring fixedly into space. + +“You all right?” said Harry. + +Ron nodded but did not speak. Harry was reminded +forcibly of the time that Ron had accidentally put a +slug- vomiting charm on himself. He looked just as + + + +Page | 514Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pale and sweaty as he had done then, not to mention +as reluctant to open his mouth. + + + +“You just need some breakfast,” Harry said bracingly. +“C’mon.” + +The Great Hall was filling up fast when they arrived, +the talk louder and the mood more exuberant than +usual. As they passed the Slytherin table there was +an upsurge of noise; Harry looked around and saw +that nearly everyone there was wearing, in addition to +the usual green-and-silver scarves and hats, silver +badges in the shape of what seemed to be crowns. For +some reason many of them waved at Ron, laughing +uproariously. Harry tried to see what was written on +the badges as he walked by, but he was too +concerned to get Ron past their table quickly to linger +long enough to read them. + +They received a rousing welcome at the Gryffindor +table, where everyone was wearing red and gold, but +far from raising Ron’s spirits the cheers seemed to +sap the last of his morale; he collapsed onto the +nearest bench looking as though he were facing his +final meal. + +“I must’ve been mental to do this,” he said in a croaky +whisper. “Mental.” + +“Don’t be thick,” said Harry firmly, passing him a +choice of cereals. “You’re going to be fine. It’s normal +to be nervous.” + +“I’m rubbish,” croaked Ron. “I’m lousy. I can’t play to +save my life. What was I thinking?” + +“Get a grip,” said Harry sternly. “Look at that save +you made with your foot the other day, even Fred and +George said it was brilliant — ” + +Page | 515Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron turned a tortured face to Harry. + + + +“That was an accident,” he whispered miserably. “I +didn’t mean to do it — I slipped off my broom when +none of you were looking and I was trying to get back +on and I kicked the Quaffle by accident.” + +“Well,” said Harry, recovering quickly from this +unpleasant surprise, “a few more accidents like that +and the game’s in the bag, isn’t it?” + +Hermione and Ginny sat down opposite them wearing +red-and-gold scarves, gloves, and rosettes. + +“How’re you feeling?” Ginny asked Ron, who was now +staring into the dregs of milk at the bottom of his +empty cereal bowl as though seriously considering +attempting to drown himself in them. + +“He’s just nervous,” said Harry. + +“Well, that’s a good sign, I never feel you perform as +well in exams if you’re not a bit nervous,” said +Hermione heartily. + +“Hello,” said a vague and dreamy voice from behind +them. Harry looked up: Luna Lovegood had drifted +over from the Ravenclaw table. Many people were +staring at her and a few openly laughing and +pointing; she had managed to procure a hat shaped +like a life-size lion’s head, which was perched +precariously on her head. + +“I’m supporting Gryffindor,” said Luna, pointing +unnecessarily at her hat. “Look what it does...” + +She reached up and tapped the hat with her wand. It +opened its mouth wide and gave an extremely realistic +roar that made everyone in the vicinity jump. + +Page | 516Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s good, isn’t it?” said Luna happily. “I wanted to +have it chewing up a serpent to represent Slytherin, +you know, but there wasn’t time. Anyway ... good +luck, Ronald!” + +She drifted away. They had not quite recovered from +the shock of Luna’s hat before Angelina came +hurrying toward them, accompanied by Katie and +Alicia, whose eyebrows had mercifully been returned +to normal by Madam Pomfrey. + +“When you’re ready,” she said, “we’re going to go +straight down to the pitch, check out conditions and +change.” + +“We’ll be there in a bit,” Harry assured her. “Ron’s +just got to have some breakfast.” + +It became clear after ten minutes, however, that Ron +was not capable of eating anything more and Harry +thought it best to get him down to the changing +rooms. As they rose from the table, Hermione got up +too, and taking Harry’s arm, she drew him to one +side. + +“Don’t let Ron see what’s on those Slytherins’ +badges,” she whispered urgently. + +Harry looked questioningly at her, but she shook her +head warningly; Ron had just ambled over to them, +looking lost and desperate. + +“Good luck, Ron,” said Hermione, standing on tiptoe +and kissing him on the cheek. “And you, Harry — ” + +Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they +walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the +spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, +looking puzzled, as though he was not quite sure + +Page | 517Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what had just happened. He seemed too distracted to +notice much around him, but Harry cast a curious +glance at the crown-shaped badges as they passed +the Slytherin table, and this time he made out the +words etched onto them: + +WEASLEY + +IS OUR KING + +With an unpleasant feeling that this could mean +nothing good, he hurried Ron across the entrance +hall, down the stone steps, and out into the icy air. + +The frosty grass crunched under their feet as they +hurried down the sloping lawns toward the stadium. +There was no wind at all and the sky was a uniform +pearly white, which meant that visibility would be +good without the drawback of direct sunlight in the +eyes. Harry pointed out these encouraging factors to +Ron as they walked, but he was not sure that Ron +was listening. + +Angelina had changed already and was talking to the +rest of the team when they entered. Harry and Ron +pulled on their robes (Ron attempted to do his up +back-to-front for several minutes before Alicia took +pity on him and went to help) and then sat down to +listen to the pre-match talk while the babble of voices +outside grew steadily louder as the crowd came +pouring out of the castle toward the pitch. + +“Okay, Eve only just found out the final lineup for +Slytherin,” said Angelina, consulting a piece of +parchment. “Last year’s Beaters, Derrick and Bole, +have left now, but it looks as though Montague’s +replaced them with the usual gorillas, rather than +anyone who can fly particularly well. They’re two + + + +Page | 518Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +blokes called Crabbe and Goyle, I don’t know much +about them — ” + +“We do,” said Harry and Ron together. + +“Well, they don’t look bright enough to tell one end of +a broom from another,” said Angelina, pocketing her +parchment, “but then I was always surprised Derrick +and Bole managed to find their way onto the pitch +without signposts.” + +“Crabbe and Goyle are in the same mold,” Harry +assured her. + +They could hear hundreds of footsteps mounting the +banked benches of the spectators’ stands now. Some +people were singing, though Harry could not make +out the words. He was starting to feel nervous, but he +knew his butterflies were as nothing to Ron’s, who +was clutching his stomach and staring straight ahead +again, his jaw set and his complexion pale gray. + +“It’s time,” said Angelina in a hushed voice, looking at +her watch. “C’mon everyone ... good luck.” + +The team rose, shouldered their brooms, and +marched in single file out of the changing room and +into the dazzling sunlight. A roar of sound greeted +them in which Harry could still hear singing, though +it was muffled by the cheers and whistles. + +The Slytherin team were standing waiting for them. +They too were wearing those silver crown-shaped +badges. The new captain, Montague, was built along +the same lines as Dudley, with massive forearms like +hairy hams. Behind him lurked Crabbe and Goyle, +almost as large, blinking stupidly in the sunlight, +swinging their new Beaters’ bats. Malfoy stood to one +side, the sunlight gleaming on his white-blond head. +Page | 519Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He caught Harry’s eye and smirked, tapping the +crown-shaped badge on his chest. + +“Captains shake hands,” ordered the umpire, Madam +Hooch, as Angelina and Montague reached each +other. Harry could tell that Montague was trying to +crush Angelina’s fingers, though she did not wince. +“Mount your brooms...” + +Madam Hooch placed her whistle in her mouth and +blew. + +The balls were released and the fourteen players shot +upward; out of the corner of his eye Harry saw Ron +streak off toward the goal hoops. He zoomed higher, +dodging a Bludger, and set off on a wide lap of the +pitch, gazing around for a glint of gold; on the other +side of the stadium, Draco Malfoy was doing exactly +the same. + +“And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a +player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she +still won’t go out with me — ” + +“JORDAN!” yelled Professor McGonagall. + +“Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest — +and she’s ducked Warrington, she’s passed +Montague, she’s — ouch — been hit from behind by a +Bludger from Crabbe... Montague catches the Quaffle, +Montague heading back up the pitch and — nice +Bludger there from George Weasley, that’s a Bludger +to the head for Montague, he drops the Quaffle, +caught by Katie Bell, Katie Bell of Gryffindor reverse +passes to Alicia Spinnet and Spinnet’s away — ” + +Lee Jordan’s commentary rang through the stadium +and Harry listened as hard as he could through the + + + +Page | 520Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wind whistling in his ears and the din of the crowd, +all yelling and booing and singing — + +“ — dodges Warrington, avoids a Bludger — close call, +Alicia — and the crowd are loving this, just listen to +them, what’s that they’re singing?” + +And as Lee paused to listen the song rose loud and +clear from the sea of green and silver in the Slytherin +section of the stands: + +Weasley cannot save a thing, + +He cannot block a single ring, + +That’s why Slytherins all sing: + +Weasley is our King. + +Weasley was born in a bin, + +He always lets the Quaffle in, + +Weasley will make sure we win, + +Weasley is our King. + +“ — and Alicia passes back to Angelina!” Lee shouted, +and as Harry swerved, his insides boiling at what he +had just heard, he knew Lee was trying to drown out +the sound of the singing. “Come on now, Angelina — +looks like she’s got just the Keeper to beat! — SHE +SHOOTS — SHE — aaaah ...” + +Bletchley, the Slytherin Keeper, had saved the goal; +he threw the Quaffle to Warrington who sped off with +it, zigzagging in between Alicia and Katie; the singing +from below grew louder and louder as he drew nearer +and nearer Ron — + +Weasley is our King, + +Weasley is our King, + +He always lets the Quaffle in, + +Weasley is our King. + + + +Page | 521Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could not help himself: Abandoning his search +for the Snitch, he turned his Firebolt toward Ron, a +lone figure at the far end of the pitch, hovering before +the three goal hoops while the massive Warrington +pelted toward him ... + +“ — and it’s Warrington with the Quaffle, Warrington +heading for goal, he’s out of Bludger range with just +the Keeper ahead — ” + +A great swell of song rose from the Slytherin stands +below: + +Weasley cannot save a thing, + +He cannot block a single ring . . . + +“ — so it’s the first test for new Gryffindor Keeper, +Weasley, brother of Beaters, Fred and George, and a +promising new talent on the team — come on, Ron!” + +But the scream of delight came from the Slytherin +end: Ron had dived wildly, his arms wide, and the +Quaffle had soared between them, straight through +Ron’s central hoop. + +“Slytherin score!” came Lee’s voice amid the cheering +and booing from the crowds below. “So that’s ten-nil +to Slytherin — bad luck, Ron ...” + +The Slytherins sang even louder: + +WEASLEY WAS BORN IN A BIN, + +HE ALWAYS LETS THE QUAFFLE IN ... + +“ — and Gryffindor back in possession and it’s Katie +Bell tanking up the pitch — ” cried Lee valiantly, +though the singing was now so deafening that he +could hardly make himself heard above it. + + + +Page | 522Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +WEASLEY WILL MAKE SURE WE WIN, + +WEASLEY IS OUR KING . . . + +“Harry, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” screamed Angelina, +soaring past him to keep up with Katie. “GET +GOING!” + +Harry realized that he had been stationary in midair +for more than a minute, watching the progress of the +match without sparing a thought for the whereabouts +of the Snitch; horrified, he went into a dive and +started circling the pitch again, staring around, trying +to ignore the chorus now thundering through the +stadium: + +WEASLEY IS OUR KING, + +WEASLEY IS OUR KING . . . + +There was no sign of the Snitch anywhere he looked; +Malfoy was still circling the stadium just like Harry. +They passed midway around the pitch going in +opposite directions and Harry heard Malfoy singing +loudly, + +WEASLEY WAS BORN IN A BIN . . . + +“ — and it’s Warrington again,” bellowed Lee, “who +passes to Pucey, Pucey’s off past Spinnet, come on +now Angelina, you can take him — turns out you +can’t — but nice Bludger from Fred Weasley, I mean, +George Weasley, oh who cares, one of them anyway, +and Warrington drops the Quaffle and Katie Bell — er +— drops it too — so that’s Montague with the Quaffle, +Slytherin Captain Montague takes the Quaffle, and +he’s off up the pitch, come on now Gryffindor, block +him!” + +Harry zoomed around the end of the stadium behind +the Slytherin goal hoops, willing himself not to look at + +Page | 523Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what was going on at Ron’s end; as he sped past the +Slytherin Keeper, he heard Bletchley singing along +with the crowd below, + +WEASLEY CANNOT SAVE A THING . . . + +“ — and Pucey’s dodged Alicia again, and he’s heading +straight for goal, stop it, Ron!” + +Harry did not have to look to see what had happened: +There was a terrible groan from the Gryffindor end, +coupled with fresh screams and applause from the +Slytherins. Looking down, Harry saw the pug-faced +Pansy Parkinson right at the front of the stands, her +back to the pitch as she conducted the Slytherin +supporters who were roaring: + +THAT’S WHY SLYTHERINS ALL SING: + +WEASLEY IS OUR KING. + +But twenty-nil was nothing, there was still time for +Gryffindor to catch up or catch the Snitch, a few goals +and they would be in the lead as usual, Harry +assured himself, bobbing and weaving through the +other players in pursuit of something shiny that +turned out to be Montague’s watch strap... + +But Ron let in two more goals. There was an edge of +panic in Harry’s desire to find the Snitch now. If he +could just get it soon and finish the game quickly ... + +“ — and Katie Bell of Gryffindor dodges Pucey, ducks +Montague, nice swerve, Katie, and she throws to +Johnson, Angelina Johnson takes the Quaffle, she’s +past Warrington, she’s heading for goal, come on now +Angelina — GRYFFINDOR SCORE! It’s forty-ten, forty- +ten to Slytherin and Pucey has the Quaffle...” + + + +Page | 524Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could hear Luna’s ludicrous lion hat roaring +amidst the Gryffindor cheers and felt heartened; only +thirty points in it, that was nothing, they could pull +back easily. Harry ducked a Bludger that Crabbe had +sent rocketing in his direction and resumed his +frantic scouring of the pitch for the Snitch, keeping +one eye on Malfoy in case he showed signs of having +spotted it, but Malfoy, like him, was continuing to +soar around the stadium, searching fruitlessly . . . + +“ — Pucey throws to Warrington, Warrington to +Montague, Montague back to Pucey — Johnson +intervenes, Johnson takes the Quaffle, Johnson to +Bell, this looks good — I mean bad — Bell’s hit by a +Bludger from Goyle of Slytherin and it’s Pucey in +possession again ...” + +WEASLEY WAS BORN IN A BIN, + +HE ALWAYS LETS THE QUAFFLE IN, + +WEASLEY WILL MAKE SURE WE WIN — + +But Harry had seen it at last: The tiny fluttering +Golden Snitch was hovering feet from the ground at +the Slytherin end of the pitch. + +He dived... + +In a matter of seconds, Malfoy was streaking out of +the sky on Harry’s left, a green-and-silver blur lying +flat on his broom... + +The Snitch skirted the foot of one of the goal hoops +and scooted off toward the other side of the stands; +its change of direction suited Malfoy, who was nearer. +Harry pulled his Firebolt around, he and Malfoy were +now neck and neck . . . + + + +Page | 525Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Feet from the ground, Harry lifted his right hand from +his broom, stretching toward the Snitch ... to his +right, Malfoy’s arm extended too, reaching, groping ... + +It was over in two breathless, desperate, windswept +seconds — Harry’s fingers closed around the tiny, +struggling ball — Malfoy’s fingernails scrabbled the +back of Harry’s hand hopelessly — Harry pulled his +broom upward, holding the struggling ball in his +hand and the Gryffindor spectators screamed their +approval... + +They were saved, it did not matter that Ron had let in +those goals, nobody would remember as long as +Gryffindor had won — + +WHAM + +A Bludger hit Harry squarely in the small of the back +and he flew forward off his broom; luckily he was only +five or six feet above the ground, having dived so low +to catch the Snitch, but he was winded all the same +as he landed flat on his back on the frozen pitch. He +heard Madam Hooch’s shrill whistle, an uproar in the +stands compounded of catcalls, angry yells and +jeering, a thud, then Angelina’s frantic voice. + +“Are you all right?” + +“ ’Course I am,” said Harry grimly, taking her hand +and allowing her to pull him to his feet. Madam +Hooch was zooming toward one of the Slytherin +players above him, though he could not see who it +was at this angle. + +“It was that thug, Crabbe,” said Angelina angrily. “He +whacked the Bludger at you the moment he saw you’d +got the Snitch — but we won, Harry, we won!” + + + +Page | 526Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry heard a snort from behind him and turned +around, still holding the Snitch tightly in his hand: +Draco Malfoy had landed close by; white-faced with +fury, he was still managing to sneer. + +“Saved Weasley’s neck, haven’t you?” he said to +Harry. “I’ve never seen a worse Keeper ... but then he +was born in a bin... Did you like my lyrics, Potter?” + +Harry did not answer; he turned away to meet the +rest of the team who were now landing one by one, +yelling and punching the air in triumph, all except +Ron, who had dismounted from his broom over by the +goalposts and was making his way slowly back to the +changing rooms alone. + +“We wanted to write another couple of verses!” Malfoy +called, as Katie and Alicia hugged Harry. “But we +couldn’t find rhymes for fat and ugly — we wanted to +sing about his mother, see — ” + +“Talk about sour grapes,” said Angelina, casting +Malfoy a disgusted look. + +“ — we couldn’t fit in useless loser either — for his +father, you know — ” + +Fred and George had realized what Malfoy was talking +about. Halfway through shaking Harry’s hand they +stiffened, looking around at Malfoy. + +“Leave it,” said Angelina at once, taking Fred by the +arm. “Leave it, Fred, let him yell, he’s just sore he +lost, the jumped-up little — ” + +“ — but you like the Weasleys, don’t you, Potter?” said +Malfoy, sneering. “Spend holidays there and +everything, don’t you? Can’t see how you stand the + + + +Page | 527Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stink, but I suppose when you’ve been dragged up by +Muggles even the Weasleys’ hovel smells okay — ” + +Harry grabbed hold of George; meanwhile it was +taking the combined efforts of Angelina, Alicia, and +Katie to stop Fred leaping on Malfoy, who was +laughing openly. Harry looked around for Madam +Hooch, but she was still berating Crabbe for his illegal +Bludger attack. + +“Or perhaps,” said Malfoy, leering as he backed away, +“you can remember what your mother’s house stank +like, Potter, and Weasley’s pigsty reminds you of it — ” + +Harry was not aware of releasing George, all he knew +was that a second later both of them were sprinting at +Malfoy. He had completely forgotten the fact that all +the teachers were watching: All he wanted to do was +cause Malfoy as much pain as possible. With no time +to draw out his wand, he merely drew back the fist +clutching the Snitch and sank it as hard as he could +into Malfoy’s stomach — + +“Harry! HARRY! GEORGE! 1VO!” + +He could hear girls’ voices screaming, Malfoy yelling, +George swearing, a whistle blowing, and the bellowing +of the crowd around him, but he did not care, not +until somebody in the vicinity yelled “ IMPEDIMENTA !” +and only when he was knocked over backward by the +force of the spell did he abandon the attempt to +punch every inch of Malfoy he could reach... + +“What do you think you’re doing?” screamed Madam +Hooch, as Harry leapt to his feet again; it was she +who had hit him with the Impediment Jinx. She was +holding her whistle in one hand and a wand in the +other, her broom lay abandoned several feet away. +Malfoy was curled up on the ground, whimpering and +Page | 528Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moaning, his nose bloody; George was sporting a +swollen lip; Fred was still being forcibly restrained by +the three Chasers, and Crabbe was cackling in the +background. “I’ve never seen behavior like it — back +up to the castle, both of you, and straight to your +Head of House’s office! Go! Now\” + +Harry and George marched off the pitch, both +panting, neither saying a word to each other. The +howling and jeering of the crowd grew fainter and +fainter until they reached the entrance hall, where +they could hear nothing except the sound of their own +footsteps. Harry became aware that something was +still struggling in his right hand, the knuckles of +which he had bruised against Malfoy’s jaw; looking +down he saw the Snitch’s silver wings protruding +from between his fingers, struggling for release. + +They had barely reached the door of Professor +McGonagall’s office when she came marching along +the corridor behind them. She was wearing a +Gryffindor scarf, but tore it from her throat with +shaking hands as she strode toward them, looking +livid. + +“In!” she said furiously, pointing to the door. Harry +and George entered. She strode around behind her +desk and faced them, quivering with rage as she +threw the Gryffindor scarf aside onto the floor. + +“Well?” she said. “I have never seen such a disgraceful +exhibition. Two onto one! Explain yourselves!” + +“Malfoy provoked us,” said Harry stiffly. + +“Provoked you?” shouted Professor McGonagall, +slamming a fist onto her desk so that her tartan +biscuit tin slid sideways off it and burst open, littering +the floor with Ginger Newts. “He’d just lost, hadn’t he, + +Page | 529Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of course he wanted to provoke you! But what on +earth he can have said that justified what you two — ” + +“He insulted my parents,” snarled George. “And +Harry’s mother.” + +“But instead of leaving it to Madam Hooch to sort out, +you two decided to give an exhibition of Muggle +dueling, did you?” bellowed Professor McGonagall. +“Have you any idea what you’ve — ?” + +“Hem, hem.” + +George and Harry both spun around. Dolores +Umbridge was standing in the doorway wrapped in a +green tweed cloak that greatly enhanced her +resemblance to a giant toad, and smiling in the +horribly sickly, ominous way that Harry had come to +associate with imminent misery. + +“May I help, Professor McGonagall?” asked Professor +Umbridge in her most poisonously sweet voice. + +Blood rushed into Professor McGonagall’s face. + +“Help?” she repeated in a constricted voice. “What do +you mean, ‘help’?” + +Professor Umbridge moved forward into the office, still +smiling her sickly smile. + +“Why, I thought you might be grateful for a little extra +authority.” + +Harry would not have been surprised to see sparks fly +from Professor McGonagall’s nostrils. + +“You thought wrong,” she said, turning her back on +Umbridge. “Now, you two had better listen closely. I + +Page | 530Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +do not care what provocation Malfoy offered you, I do +not care if he insulted every family member you +possess, your behavior was disgusting and I am +giving each of you a week’s worth of detention! Do not +look at me like that, Potter, you deserve it! And if +either of you ever — ” + +“Hem, hem.” + +Professor McGonagall closed her eyes as though +praying for patience as she turned her face toward +Professor Umbridge again. + +“ Yes?” + +“I think they deserve rather more than detentions,” +said Umbridge, smiling still more broadly. + +Professor McGonagall’s eyes flew open. “But +unfortunately,” she said, with an attempt at a +reciprocal smile that made her look as though she +had lockjaw, “it is what I think that counts, as they +are in my House, Dolores.” + +“Well, actually, Minerva,” simpered Umbridge, “I think +you’ll find that what I think does count. Now, where +is it? Cornelius just sent it... I mean,” she gave a little +false laugh as she rummaged in her handbag, “the +Minister just sent it... Ah yes ...” + +She had pulled out a piece of parchment that she now +unfurled, clearing her throat fussily before starting to +read what it said. + +“Hem, hem ... ‘Educational Decree Number Twenty- +five ...’” + +“Not another one!” exclaimed Professor McGonagall +violently. + +Page | 531Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, yes,” said Umbridge, still smiling. “As a matter +of fact, Minerva, it was you who made me see that we +needed a further amendment... You remember how +you overrode me, when I was unwilling to allow the +Gryffindor Quidditch team to re-form? How you took +the case to Dumbledore, who insisted that the team +be allowed to play? Well, now, I couldn’t have that. I +contacted the Minister at once, and he quite agreed +with me that the High Inquisitor has to have the +power to strip pupils of privileges, or she — that is to +say, I — would have less authority than common +teachers! And you see now, don’t you, Minerva, how +right I was in attempting to stop the Gryffindor team +re-forming? Dreadful tempers . . . Anyway, I was +reading out our amendment ... hem, hem ... The High +Inquisitor will henceforth have supreme authority +over all punishments, sanctions, and removal of +privileges pertaining to the students of Hogwarts, and +the power to alter such punishments, sanctions, and +removals of privileges as may have been ordered by +other staff members. Signed, Cornelius Fudge, +Minister of Magic, Order of Merlin First Class, etc., +etc...’” + +She rolled up the parchment and put it back into her +handbag, still smiling. + +“So ... I really think I will have to ban these two from +playing Quidditch ever again,” she said, looking from +Harry to George and back again. + +Harry felt the Snitch fluttering madly in his hand. + +“Ban us?” he said, and his voice sounded strangely +distant. “From playing ... ever again?” + +“Yes, Mr. Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the +trick,” said Umbridge, her smile widening still further +as she watched him struggle to comprehend what she + +Page | 532Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had said. “You and Mr. Weasley here. And I think, to +be safe, this young man’s twin ought to be stopped +too — if his teammates had not restrained him, I feel +sure he would have attacked young Mr. Malfoy as +well. I will want their broomsticks confiscated, of +course; I shall keep them safely in my office, to make +sure there is no infringement of my ban. But I am not +unreasonable, Professor McGonagall,” she continued, +turning back to Professor McGonagall who was now +standing as still as though carved from ice, staring at +her. “The rest of the team can continue playing, I saw +no signs of violence from any of them. Well ... good +afternoon to you.” And with a look of the utmost +satisfaction Umbridge left the room, leaving a +horrified silence in her wake. + +“Banned,” said Angelina in a hollow voice, late that +evening in the common room. “ Banned . No Seeker +and no Beaters . . . What on earth are we going to do?” + +It did not feel as though they had won the match at +all. Everywhere Harry looked there were disconsolate +and angry faces; the team themselves were slumped +around the fire, all apart from Ron, who had not been +seen since the end of the match. + +“It’s just so unfair,” said Alicia numbly. “I mean, what +about Crabbe and that Bludger he hit after the +whistle had been blown? Has she banned him?” + +“No,” said Ginny miserably; she and Hermione were +sitting on either side of Harry. “He just got lines, I +heard Montague laughing about it at dinner.” + +“And banning Fred when he didn’t even do anything!” +said Alicia furiously, pummeling her knee with her +fist. + + + +Page | 533Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s not my fault I didn’t,” said Fred, with a very ugly +look on his face. “I would’ve pounded the little +scumbag to a pulp if you three hadn’t been holding +me back.” + +Harry stared miserably at the dark window. Snow was +falling. The Snitch he had caught earlier was now +zooming around and around the common room; +people were watching its progress as though +hypnotized and Crookshanks was leaping from chair +to chair, trying to catch it. + +“I’m going to bed,” said Angelina, getting slowly to her +feet. + +“Maybe this will all turn out to have been a bad +dream... Maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow and find we +haven’t played yet...” + +She was soon followed by Alicia and Katie. Fred and +George sloped off to bed some time later, glowering at +everyone they passed, and Ginny went not long after +that. Only Harry and Hermione were left beside the +fire. + +“Have you seen Ron?” Hermione asked in a low voice. +Harry shook his head. + +“I think he’s avoiding us,” said Hermione. “Where do +you think he — ?” + +But at that precise moment, there was a creaking +sound behind them as the Fat Lady swung forward +and Ron came clambering through the portrait hole. +He was very pale indeed and there was snow in his +hair. When he saw Harry and Hermione he stopped +dead in his tracks. + + + +Page | 534Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Where have you been?” said Hermione anxiously, +springing up. + + + +“Walking,” Ron mumbled. He was still wearing his +Quidditch things. + +“You look frozen,” said Hermione. “Come and sit +down!” + +Ron walked to the fireside and sank into the chair +farthest from Harry’s, not looking at him. The stolen +Snitch zoomed over their heads. + +“I’m sorry,” Ron mumbled, looking at his feet. + +“What for?” said Harry. + +“For thinking I can play Quidditch,” said Ron. “I’m +going to resign first thing tomorrow.” + +“If you resign,” said Harry testily, “there’ll only be +three players left on the team.” And when Ron looked +puzzled, he said, “I’ve been given a lifetime ban. So’ve +Fred and George.” + +“What?” Ron yelped. + +Hermione told him the full story; Harry could not bear +to tell it again. When she had finished, Ron looked +more anguished than ever. + +“This is all my fault — ” + +“You didn’t make me punch Malfoy,” said Harry +angrily. + +“ — if I wasn’t so lousy at Quidditch — ” + +“ — it’s got nothing to do with that — ” + +Page | 535Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — it was that song that wound me up — ” + +“ — it would’ve wound anyone up — ” + +Hermione got up and walked to the window, away +from the argument, watching the snow swirling down +against the pane. + +“Look, drop it, will you!” Harry burst out. “It’s bad +enough without you blaming yourself for everything!” + +Ron said nothing but sat gazing miserably at the +damp hem of his robes. After a while he said in a dull +voice, “This is the worst I’ve ever felt in my life.” + +“Join the club,” said Harry bitterly. + +“Well,” said Hermione, her voice trembling slightly. “I +can think of one thing that might cheer you both up.” + +“Oh yeah?” said Harry skeptically. + +“Yeah,” said Hermione, turning away from the pitch- +black, snow-flecked window, a broad smile spreading +across her face. “Hagrid’s back.” + + + +Page | 536Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +HAGRID’S TALE + +Harry sprinted up to the boys’ dormitory to fetch the +Invisibility Cloak and the Marauder’s Map from his +trunk; he was so quick that he and Ron were ready to +leave at least five minutes before Hermione hurried +back down from the girls’ dormitories, wearing scarf, +gloves, and one of her own knobbly elf hats. + +“Well, it’s cold out there!” she said defensively, as Ron +clicked his tongue impatiently. + +They crept through the portrait hole and covered +themselves hastily in the cloak — Ron had grown so +much he now needed to crouch to prevent his feet +showing — then, moving slowly and cautiously, they +proceeded down the many staircases, pausing at +intervals to check the map for signs of Filch or Mrs. +Norris. They were lucky; they saw nobody but Nearly +Headless Nick, who was gliding along absentmindedly +humming something that sounded horribly like +“Weasley Is Our King.” They crept across the entrance +hall and then out into the silent, snowy grounds. + +With a great leap of his heart, Harry saw little golden +squares of light ahead and smoke coiling up from + +Page | 537Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hagrid’s chimney. He set off at a quick march, the +other two jostling and bumping along behind him, +and they crunched excitedly through the thickening +snow until at last they reached the wooden front door; +when Harry raised his fist and knocked three times, a +dog started barking frantically inside. + +“Hagrid, it’s us!” Harry called through the keyhole. + +“Shoulda known!” said a gruff voice. + +They beamed at one another under the cloak; they +could tell that Hagrid’s voice was pleased. “Bin home +three seconds ... Out the way, Fang ... Out the way, +yeh dozy dog ...” + +The bolt was drawn back, the door creaked open, and +Hagrid’s head appeared in the gap. + +Hermione screamed. + +“Merlin’s beard, keep it down!” said Hagrid hastily, +staring wildly over their heads. “Under that cloak, are +yeh? Well, get in, get in!” + +“I’m sorry!” Hermione gasped, as the three of them +squeezed past Hagrid into the house and pulled the +cloak off themselves so he could see them. “I just — +oh, Hagrid).” + +“It’s nuthin’, it’s nuthin’!” said Hagrid hastily, +shutting the door behind them and hurrying to close +all the curtains, but Hermione continued to gaze up +at him in horror. + +Hagrid’s hair was matted with congealed blood, and +his left eye had been reduced to a puffy slit amid a +mass of purple-and-black bruises. There were many +cuts on his face and hands, some of them still + +Page | 538Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bleeding, and he was moving gingerly, which made +Harry suspect broken ribs. It was obvious that he had +only just got home; a thick black traveling cloak lay +over the back of a chair and a haversack large enough +to carry several small children leaned against the wall +inside the door. Hagrid himself, twice the size of a +normal man and three times as broad, was now +limping over to the fire and placing a copper kettle +over it. + +“What happened to you?” Harry demanded, while +Fang danced around them all, trying to lick their +faces. + +“Told yeh, nuthin said Hagrid firmly. “Want a +cuppa?” + +“Come off it,” said Ron, “you’re in a right state!” + +“I’m tellin’yeh, I’m fine,” said Hagrid, straightening +up and turning to beam at them all, but wincing. +“Blimey, it’s good ter see you three again — had good +summers, did yeh?” + +“Hagrid, you’ve been attacked!” said Ron. + +“Fer the las’ time, it’s nuthin’!” said Hagrid firmly. + +“Would you say it was nothing if one of us turned up +with a pound of mince instead of a face?” Ron +demanded. + +“You ought to go and see Madam Pomfrey, Hagrid,” +said Hermione anxiously. “Some of those cuts look +nasty.” + +“I’m dealin’ with it, all righ’?” said Hagrid repressively. + + + +Page | 539Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He walked across to the enormous wooden table that +stood in the middle of his cabin and twitched aside a +tea towel that had been lying on it. Underneath was a +raw, bloody, green-tinged steak slightly larger than +the average car tire. + +“You’re not going to eat that, are you, Hagrid?” said +Ron, leaning in for a closer look. “It looks poisonous.” + +“It’s s ’posed ter look like that, it’s dragon meat,” +Hagrid said. “An’ I didn’ get it ter eat.” + +He picked up the steak and slapped it over the left +side of his face. Greenish blood trickled down into his +beard as he gave a soft moan of satisfaction. + +“Tha’s better. It helps with the stingin’, yeh know.” + +“So are you going to tell us what’s happened to you?” +Harry asked. + +“Can’, Harry. Top secret. More’n me job’s worth ter +tell yeh that.” + +“Did the giants beat you up, Hagrid?” asked Hermione +quietly. + +Hagrid’s fingers slipped on the dragon steak, and it +slid squelchily onto his chest. + +“Giants?” said Hagrid, catching the steak before it +reached his belt and slapping it back over his face. +“Who said anythin’ abou’ giants? Who yeh bin talkin’ +to? Who’s told yeh what I’ve — who’s said I’ve bin — +eh?” + +“We guessed,” said Hermione apologetically. + + + +Page | 540Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, yeh did, did yeh?” said Hagrid, fixing her sternly +with the eye that was not hidden by the steak. + +“It was kind of ... obvious,” said Ron. Harry nodded. + +Hagrid glared at them, then snorted, threw the steak +onto the table again and strode back to the kettle, +which was now whistling. + +“Never known kids like you three fer knowin’ more’n +yeh oughta,” he muttered, splashing boiling water +into three of his bucket-shaped mugs. “An’ I’m not +complimentin’ yeh, neither. Nosy, some’d call it. +Interferin’.” + +But his beard twitched. + +“So you have been to look for giants?” said Harry, +grinning as he sat down at the table. + +Hagrid set tea in front of each of them, sat down, +picked up his steak again, and slapped it back over +his face. + +“Yeah, all righ’,” he grunted, “I have.” + +“And you found them?” said Hermione in a hushed +voice. + +“Well, they’re not that difficult ter find, ter be honest,” +said Hagrid. “Pretty big, see.” + +“Where are they?” said Ron. + +“Mountains,” said Hagrid unhelpfully. + +“So why don’t Muggles — ?” + + + +Page | 541Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They do,” said Hagrid darkly. “O’ny their deaths are +always put down ter mountaineerin’ accidents, aren’ +they?” + +He adjusted the steak a little so that it covered the +worst of the bruising. + +“Come on, Hagrid, tell us what you’ve been up to!” +said Ron. “Tell us about being attacked by the giants +and Harry can tell you about being attacked by the +dementors — ” + +Hagrid choked in his mug and dropped his steak at +the same time; a large quantity of spit, tea, and +dragon blood was sprayed over the table as Hagrid +coughed and spluttered and the steak slid, with a soft +splat, onto the floor. + +“Whadda yeh mean, attacked by dementors?” growled +Hagrid. + +“Didn’t you know?” Hermione asked him, wide-eyed. + +“I don’ know anything that’s been happenin’ since I +left. I was on a secret mission, wasn’ I, didn’ wan’ +owls followin’ me all over the place — ruddy +dementors! Yeh’re not serious?” + +“Yeah, I am, they turned up in Little Whinging and +attacked my cousin and me, and then the Ministry of +Magic expelled me — ” + +“WHAT?” + +“ — and I had to go to a hearing and everything, but +tell us about the giants first.” + +“You were expelled?” + + + +Page | 542Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tell us about your summer and I’ll tell you about +mine.” + +Hagrid glared at him through his one open eye. Harry +looked right back, an expression of innocent +determination on his face. + +“Oh, all righ’,” Hagrid said in a resigned voice. + +He bent down and tugged the dragon steak out of +Fang’s mouth. + +“Oh, Hagrid, don’t, it’s not hygien — ” Hermione +began, but Hagrid had already slapped the meat back +over his swollen eye. He took another fortifying gulp of +tea and then said, “Well, we set off righ’ after term +ended — ” + +“Madame Maxime went with you, then?” Hermione +interjected. + +“Yeah, tha’s right,” said Hagrid, and a softened +expression appeared on the few inches of face that +were not obscured by beard or green steak. “Yeah, it +was jus’ the pair of us. An’ I’ll tell yeh this, she’s not +afraid of roughin’ it, Olympe. Yeh know, she’s a fine, +well-dressed woman, an’ knowin’ where we was goin’ I +wondered ’ow she’d feel abou’ clamberin’ over +boulders an’ sleepin’ in caves an’ tha’, bu’ she never +complained once.” + +“You knew where you were going?” Harry asked. “You +knew where the giants were?” + +“Well, Dumbledore knew, an’ he told us,” said Hagrid. + +“Are they hidden?” asked Ron. “Is it a secret, where +they are?” + + + +Page | 543Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not really,” said Hagrid, shaking his shaggy head. + +“It’s jus’ that mos’ wizards aren’ bothered where they +are, s’ long as it’s a good long way away. But where +they are’s very difficult ter get ter, fer humans +anyway, so we needed Dumbledore’s instructions. +Took us abou’ a month ter get there — ” + +“A month?” said Ron, as though he had never heard of +a journey lasting such a ridiculously long time. “But +— why couldn’t you just grab a Portkey or +something?” + +There was an odd expression in Hagrid’s unobscured +eye as he squinted at Ron; it was almost pitying. + +“We’re bein’ watched, Ron,” he said gruffly. + +“What d’you mean?” + +“Yeh don’ understand,” said Hagrid. “The Ministry’s +keepin’ an eye on Dumbledore an’ anyone they +reckon’s in league with him, an’ — ” + +“We know about that,” said Harry quickly, keen to +hear the rest of Hagrid’s story. “We know about the +Ministry watching Dumbledore — ” + +“So you couldn’t use magic to get there?” asked Ron, +looking thunderstruck. “You had to act like Muggles +all the way?” + +“Well, not exactly all the way,” said Hagrid cagily. “We +jus’ had ter be careful, ’cause Olympe an’ me, we +stick out a bit — ” + +Ron made a stifled noise somewhere between a snort +and a sniff and hastily took a gulp of tea. + + + +Page | 544Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — so we’re not hard ter follow. We was pretendin’ we +was goin’ on holiday together, so we got inter France +an’ we made like we was headin’ fer where Olympe’s +school is, ’cause we knew we was bein’ tailed by +someone from the Ministry. We had to go slow, ’cause +I’m not really s ’posed ter use magic an’ we knew the +Ministry’d be lookin’ fer a reason ter run us in. But +we managed ter give the berk tailin’ us the slip round +abou’ Dee-John — ” + +“Ooooh, Dijon?” said Hermione excitedly. “I’ve been +there on holiday, did you see — ?” + +She fell silent at the look on Ron’s face. + +“We chanced a bit o’ magic after that, and it wasn’ a +bad journey. Ran inter a couple o’ mad trolls on the +Polish border, an’ I had a sligh’ disagreement with a +vampire in a pub in Minsk, but apart from tha’, +couldn’t’a bin smoother. + +“An’ then we reached the place, an’ we started +trekkin’ up through the mountains, lookin’ fer signs +of ’em . . . + +“We had ter lay off the magic once we got near ’em. +Partly ’cause they don’ like wizards an’ we didn’ want +ter put their backs up too soon, and partly ’cause +Dumbledore had warned us You-Know-Who was +bound ter be after the giants an’ all. Said it was odds +on he’d sent a messenger off ter them already. Told us +ter be very careful of drawin’ attention ter ourselves +as we got nearer in case there was Death Eaters +around.” + +Hagrid paused for a long draft of tea. + +“Go on!” said Harry urgently. + + + +Page | 545Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Found ’em,” said Hagrid baldly. “Went over a ridge +one nigh’ an’ there they was, spread ou’ underneath +us. Little fires burnin’ below an’ huge shadows ... It +was like watchin’ bits o’ the mountain movin’.” + +“How big are they?” asked Ron in a hushed voice. + +“ T3out twenty feet,” said Hagrid casually. “Some o’ +the bigger ones mighta bin twenty-five.” + +“And how many were there?” asked Harry. + +“I reckon abou’ seventy or eighty,” said Hagrid. + +“Is that all?” said Hermione. + +“Yep,” said Hagrid sadly, “eighty left, an’ there was +loads once, musta bin a hundred diff’rent tribes from +all over the world. But they’ve bin dyin’ out fer ages. +Wizards killed a few, o’ course, but mostly they killed +each other, an’ now they’re dyin’ out faster than ever. +They’re not made ter live bunched up together like +tha’. Dumbledore says it’s our fault, it was the +wizards who forced ’em to go an’ made ’em live a good +long way from us an’ they had no choice but ter stick +together fer their own protection.” + +“So,” said Harry, “you saw them and then what?” + +“Well, we waited till morning, didn’ want ter go +sneakin’ up on ’em in the dark, fer our own safety,” +said Hagrid. “ ’Bout three in the mornin’ they fell +asleep jus’ where they was sittin’. We didn’ dare sleep. +Fer one thing, we wanted ter make sure none of ’em +woke up an’ came up where we were, an’ fer another, +the snorin’ was unbelievable. Caused an avalanche +near mornin’. + +“Anyway, once it was light we wen’ down ter see ’em.” + +Page | 546Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Just like that?” said Ron, looking awestruck. “You +just walked right into a giant camp?” + +“Well, Dumbledore’d told us how ter do it,” said +Hagrid. “Give the Gurg gifts, show some respect, yeh +know.” + +“Give the what gifts?” asked Harry. + +“Oh, the Gurg — means the chief.” + +“How could you tell which one was the Gurg?” asked +Ron. + +Hagrid grunted in amusement. + +“No problem,” he said. “He was the biggest, the +ugliest, an’ the laziest. Sittin’ there waitin’ ter be +brought food by the others. Dead goats an’ such like. +Name o’ Karkus. I’d put him at twenty-two, twenty- +three feet, an’ the weight of a couple o’ bull elephants. +Skin like rhino hide an’ all.” + +“And you just walked up to him?” said Hermione +breathlessly. + +“Well ... down ter him, where he was lyin’ in the +valley. They was in this dip between four pretty high +mountains, see, beside a mountain lake, an’ Karkus +was lyin’ by the lake roarin’ at the others ter feed him +an’ his wife. Olympe an’ I went down the +mountainside — ” + +“But didn’t they try and kill you when they saw you?” +asked Ron incredulously. + +“It was def’nitely on some of their minds,” said +Hagrid, shrugging, “but we did what Dumbledore told +us ter do, which was ter hold our gift up high an’ + +Page | 547Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +keep our eyes on the Gurg an’ ignore the others. So +tha’s what we did. An’ the rest of ’em went quiet an’ +watched us pass an’ we got right up ter Karkus’s feet +an’ we bowed an’ put our present down in front o’ +him.” + +“What do you give a giant?” asked Ron eagerly. + +“Food?” + +“Nah, he can get food all righ’ fer himself,” said +Hagrid. “We took him magic. Giants like magic, jus’ +don’t like us usin’ it against ’em. Anyway, that firs’ +day we gave him a branch o’ Gubraithian fire.” + +Hermione said “wow” softly, but Harry and Ron both +frowned in puzzlement. + +“A branch of — ?” + +“Everlasting fire,” said Hermione irritably, “you ought +to know that by now, Professor Flitwick’s mentioned it +at least twice in class!” + +“Well anyway,” said Hagrid quickly, intervening before +Ron could answer back, “Dumbledore’d bewitched +this branch to burn evermore, which isn’ somethin’ +any wizard could do, an’ so I lies it down in the snow +by Karkus’s feet and says, ‘A gift to the Gurg of the +giants from Albus Dumbledore, who sends his +respectful greetings.’ ” + +“And what did Karkus say?” asked Harry eagerly. +“Nothin’,” said Hagrid. “Didn’ speak English.” + +“You’re kidding!” + +“Didn’ matter,” said Hagrid imperturbably, +“Dumbledore had warned us tha’ migh’ happen. + +Page | 548Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Karkus knew enough to yell fer a couple o’ giants who +knew our lingo an’ they translated fer us.” + + + +“And did he like the present?” asked Ron. + +“Oh yeah, it went down a storm once they understood +what it was,” said Hagrid, turning his dragon steak +over to press the cooler side to his swollen eye. “Very +pleased. So then I said, Altars Dumbledore asks the +Gurg to speak with his messenger when he returns +tomorrow with another gift.’ ” + +“Why couldn’t you speak to them that day?” asked +Hermione. + +“Dumbledore wanted us ter take it very slow,” said +Hagrid. “Let ’em see we kept our promises. We’ll come +back tomorrow with another present, an’ then we do +come back with another present — gives a good +impression, see? An’ gives them time ter test out the +firs’ present an’ find out it’s a good one, an’ get ’em +eager fer more. In any case, giants like Karkus — +overload ’em with information an’ they’ll kill yeh jus’ +to simplify things. So we bowed outta the way an’ +went off an’ found ourselves a nice little cave ter +spend that night in, an’ the followin’ mornin’ we went +back an’ this time we found Karkus sittin’ up waitin’ +fer us lookin’ all eager.” + +“And you talked to him?” + +“Oh yeah. Firs’ we presented him with a nice battle +helmet — goblin-made an’ indestructible, yeh know — +an’ then we sat down an’ we talked.” + +“What did he say?” + +“Not much,” said Hagrid. “Listened mostly. But there +were good signs. He’d heard o’ Dumbledore, heard + +Page | 549Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he’d argued against the killin’ of the last giants in +Britain. Karkus seemed ter be quite int’rested in what +Dumbledore had ter say. An’ a few o’ the others, +’specially the ones who had some English, they +gathered round an’ listened too. We were hopeful +when we left that day. Promised ter come back next +day with another present. + +“But that night it all wen’ wrong.” + +“What d’you mean?” said Ron quickly. + +“Well, like I say, they’re not meant ter live together, +giants,” said Hagrid sadly. “Not in big groups like +that. They can’ help themselves, they half kill each +other every few weeks. The men fight each other an’ +the women fight each other, the remnants of the old +tribes fight each other, an’ that’s even without +squabbles over food an’ the best fires an’ sleepin’ +spots. Yeh’d think, seein’ as how their whole race is +abou’ finished, they’d lay off each other, but ...” + +Hagrid sighed deeply + +“That night a fight broke out, we saw it from the +mouth of our cave, lookin’ down on the valley. Went +on fer hours, yeh wouldn’ believe the noise. An’ when +the sun came up the snow was scarlet an’ his head +was lyin’ at the bottom o’ the lake.” + +“Whose head?” gasped Hermione. + +“Karkus’s,” said Hagrid heavily. “There was a new +Gurg, Golgomath.” He sighed deeply. “Well, we hadn’ +bargained on a new Gurg two days after we’d made +friendly contact with the firs’ one, an’ we had a funny +feelin’ Golgomath wouldn’ be so keen ter listen to us, +but we had ter try.” + + + +Page | 550Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You went to speak to him?” asked Ron incredulously. +“After you’d watched him rip off another giant’s +head?” + +“ ’Course we did,” said Hagrid, “we hadn’ gone all that +way ter give up after two days! We wen’ down with the +next present we’d meant ter give ter Karkus. + +“I knew it was no go before I’d opened me mouth. He +was sitting there wearin’ Karkus ’s helmet, leerin’ at +us as we got nearer. He’s massive, one o’ the biggest +ones there. Black hair an’ matchin’ teeth an’ a +necklace o’ bones. Human-lookin’ bones, some of ’em. +Well, I gave it a go — held out a great roll o’ dragon +skin — an’ said A gift fer the Gurg of the giants — ’ +Nex’ thing I knew, I was hangin’ upside down in the +air by me feet, two of his mates had grabbed me.” + +Hermione clapped her hands to her mouth. + +“How did you get out of that?” asked Harry. + +“Wouldn’ta done if Olympe hadn’ bin there,” said +Hagrid. “She pulled out her wand an’ did some o’ the +fastes’ spellwork I’ve ever seen. Ruddy marvelous. Hit +the two holdin’ me right in the eyes with +Conjunctivitus Curses an’ they dropped me +straightaway — bu’ we were in trouble then, ’cause +we’d used magic against ’em, an’ that’s what giants +hate abou’ wizards. We had ter leg it an’ we knew +there was no way we was going ter be able ter march +inter camp again.” + +“Blimey, Hagrid,” said Ron quietly. + +“So how come it’s taken you so long to get home if you +were only there for three days?” asked Hermione. + + + +Page | 551Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We didn’ leave after three days!” said Hagrid, looking +outraged. “Dumbledore was relyin’ on us!” + + + +“But you’ve just said there was no way you could go +back!” + +“Not by daylight, we couldn’, no. We just had ter +rethink a bit. Spent a couple o’ days lyin’ low up in +the cave an’ watchin’. An’ wha’ we saw wasn’ good.” + +“Did he rip off more heads?” asked Hermione, +sounding squeamish. + +“No,” said Hagrid. “I wish he had.” + +“What d’you mean?” + +“I mean we soon found out he didn’ object ter all +wizards — just us.” + +“Death Eaters?” said Harry quickly. + +“Yep,” said Hagrid darkly. “Couple of ’em were visitin’ +him ev’ry day, bringin’ gifts ter the Gurg, an’ he wasn’ +dangling them upside down.” + +“How d’you know they were Death Eaters?” said Ron. + +“Because I recognized one of ’em,” Hagrid growled. +“Macnair, remember him? Bloke they sent ter kill +Buckbeak? Maniac, he is. Likes killin’ as much as +Golgomath, no wonder they were gettin’ on so well.” + +“So Macnair’s persuaded the giants to join You-Know- +Who?” said Hermione desperately. + +“Hold yer hippogriffs, I haven’ finished me story yet!” +said Hagrid indignantly, who, considering he had not +wanted to tell them anything in the first place, now + +Page | 552Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +seemed to be rather enjoying himself. “Me an’ Olympe +talked it over an’ we agreed, jus’ ’cause the Gurg +looked like favorin’ You-Know-Who didn’ mean all of +’em would. We had ter try an’ persuade some o’ the +others, the ones who hadn’ wanted Golgomath as +Gurg.” + +“How could you tell which ones they were?” asked +Ron. + +“Well, they were the ones bein’ beaten to a pulp, +weren’ they?” said Hagrid patiently. “The ones with +any sense were keepin’ outta Golgomath ’s way, hidin’ +out in caves roun’ the gully jus’ like we were. So we +decided we’d go pokin’ round the caves by night an’ +see if we couldn’ persuade a few o’ them.” + +“You went poking around dark caves looking for +giants?” said Ron with awed respect in his voice. + +“Well, it wasn’ the giants who worried us most,” said +Hagrid. “We were more concerned abou’ the Death +Eaters. Dumbledore had told us before we wen’ not +ter tangle with ’em if we could avoid it, an’ the trouble +was they knew we was around — ’spect Golgomath +told him abou’ us. At night when the giants were +sleepin’ an’ we wanted ter be creepin’ inter the caves, +Macnair an’ the other one were sneakin’ round the +mountains lookin’ fer us. I was hard put to stop +Olympe jumpin’ out at them,” said Hagrid, the +corners of his mouth lifting his wild beard. “She was +rarin’ ter attack ’em... she’s somethin’ when she’s +roused, Olympe... Fiery, yeh know ... ’spect it’s the +French in her ...” + +Hagrid gazed misty-eyed into the fire. Harry allowed +him thirty seconds’ reminiscence before clearing his +throat loudly. + + + +Page | 553Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So what happened? Did you ever get near any of the +other giants?” + +“What? Oh ... oh yeah, we did. Yeah, on the third +night after Karkus was killed, we crept outta the cave +we’d bin hidin’ in and headed back down inter the +gully, keepin’ our eyes skinned fer the Death Eaters. +Got inside a few o’ the caves, no go — then, in abou’ +the sixth one, we found three giants hidin’.” + +“Cave must’ve been cramped,” said Ron. + +“Wasn’ room ter swing a kneazle,” said Hagrid. + +“Didn’t they attack you when they saw you?” asked +Hermione. + +“Probably woulda done if they’d bin in any condition,” +said Hagrid, “but they was badly hurt, all three o’ +them. Golgomath’s lot had beaten ’em unconscious; +they’d woken up an’ crawled inter the nearest shelter +they could find. Anyway, one o’ them had a bit of +English an’ ’e translated fer the others, an’ what we +had ter say didn’ seem ter go down too badly. So we +kep’ goin’ back, visitin’ the wounded... I reckon we +had abou’ six or seven o’ them convinced at one +poin’.” + +“Six or seven?” said Ron eagerly. “Well that’s not bad +— are they going to come over here and start fighting +You-Know-Who with us?” + +But Hermione said, “What do you mean ‘at one point,’ +Hagrid?” + +Hagrid looked at her sadly. + + + +Page | 554Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Golgomath’s lot raided the caves. The ones tha’ +survived didn’ wan’ no more ter to do with us after +that.” + +“So ... so there aren’t any giants coming?” said Ron, +looking disappointed. + +“Nope,” said Hagrid, heaving a deep sigh as he turned +over his steak again and applied the cooler side to his +face, “but we did wha’ we meant ter do, we gave ’em +Dumbledore’s message an’ some o’ them heard it an’ I +’spect some o’ them’ll remember it. Jus’ maybe, them +that don’ want ter stay around Golgomath’ll move +outta the mountains, an’ there’s gotta be a chance +they’ll remember Dumbledore’s friendly to ’em... + +Could be they’ll come ...” + +Snow was filling up the window now. Harry became +aware that the knees of his robes were soaked +through; Fang was drooling with his head in Harry’s +lap. + +“Hagrid?” said Hermione quietly after a while. + +“Mmm?” + +“Did you ... was there any sign of ... did you hear +anything about your . . . your . . . mother while you were +there?” + +Hagrid’s unobscured eye rested upon her, and +Hermione looked rather scared. + +“I’m sorry ... I ... forget it — ” + +“Dead,” Hagrid grunted. “Died years ago. They told +me.” + + + +Page | 555Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh ... I’m ... I’m really sorry,” said Hermione in a +very small voice. + + + +Hagrid shrugged his massive shoulders. “No need,” he +said shortly. “Can’ remember her much. Wasn’ a great +mother.” + +They were silent again. Hermione glanced nervously +at Harry and Ron, plainly wanting them to speak. + +“But you still haven’t explained how you got in this +state, Hagrid,” Ron said, gesturing toward Hagrid’s +bloodstained face. + +“Or why you’re back so late,” said Harry. “Sirius says +Madame Maxime got back ages ago — ” + +“Who attacked you?” said Ron. + +“I haven’ bin attacked!” said Hagrid emphatically. “I — + + + +But the rest of his words were drowned in a sudden +outbreak of rapping on the door. Hermione gasped; +her mug slipped through her fingers and smashed on +the floor; Fang yelped. All four of them stared at the +window beside the doorway. The shadow of somebody +small and squat rippled across the thin curtain. + +“It’s her\” Ron whispered. + +“Get under here!” Harry said quickly; seizing the +Invisibility Cloak he whirled it over himself and +Hermione while Ron tore around the table and dived +beneath the cloak as well. Huddled together they +backed away into a corner. Fang was barking madly +at the door. Hagrid looked thoroughly confused. + +“Hagrid, hide our mugs!” + +Page | 556Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid seized Harry’s and Ron’s mugs and shoved +them under the cushion in Fang’s basket. Fang was +now leaping up at the door; Hagrid pushed him out of +the way with his foot and pulled it open. + +Professor Umbridge was standing in the doorway +wearing her green tweed cloak and a matching hat +with earflaps. Lips pursed, she leaned back so as to +see Hagrid’s face; she barely reached his navel. + +“So,” she said slowly and loudly, as though speaking +to somebody deaf. “You’re Hagrid, are you?” + +Without waiting for an answer she strolled into the +room, her bulging eyes rolling in every direction. + +“Get away,” she snapped, waving her handbag at +Fang, who had bounded up to her and was +attempting to lick her face. + +“Er — I don’ want ter be rude,” said Hagrid, staring at +her, “but who the ruddy hell are you?” + +“My name is Dolores Umbridge.” + +Her eyes were sweeping the cabin. Twice they stared +directly into the corner where Harry stood, +sandwiched between Ron and Hermione. + +“Dolores Umbridge?” Hagrid said, sounding +thoroughly confused. “I thought you were one o’ them +Ministry — don’ you work with Fudge?” + +“I was Senior Undersecretary to the Minister, yes,” +said Umbridge, now pacing around the cabin, taking +in every tiny detail within, from the haversack against +the wall to the abandoned traveling cloak. “I am now +the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher — ” + + + +Page | 557Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tha’s brave of yeh,” said Hagrid, “there’s not many’d +take tha’ job anymore — ” + +“ — and Hogwarts High Inquisitor,” said Umbridge, +giving no sign that she had heard him. + +“Wha’s that?” said Hagrid, frowning. + +“Precisely what I was going to ask,” said Umbridge, +pointing at the broken shards of china on the floor +that had been Hermione’s mug. + +“Oh,” said Hagrid, with a most unhelpful glance +toward the corner where Harry, Ron, and Hermione +stood hidden, “oh, tha’ was ... was Fang. He broke a +mug. So I had ter use this one instead.” + +Hagrid pointed to the mug from which he had been +drinking, one hand still clamped over the dragon +steak pressed to his eye. Umbridge stood facing him +now, taking in every detail of his appearance instead +of the cabin’s. + +“I heard voices,” she said quietly. + +“I was talkin’ ter Fang,” said Hagrid stoutly. + +“And was he talking back to you?” + +“Well ... in a manner o’ speakin’,” said Hagrid, looking +uncomfortable. “I sometimes say Fang’s near enough +human — ” + +“There are three sets of footprints in the snow leading +from the castle doors to your cabin,” said Umbridge +sleekly. + +Hermione gasped; Harry clapped a hand over her +mouth. Luckily, Fang was sniffing loudly around the + +Page | 558Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hem of Professor Umbridge’s robes, and she did not +appear to have heard. + +“Well, I on’y jus’ got back,” said Hagrid, waving an +enormous hand at the haversack. “Maybe someone +came ter call earlier an’ I missed em. + +“There are no footsteps leading away from your cabin +door.” + +“Well I ... I don’ know why that’d be...” said Hagrid, +tugging nervously at his beard and again glancing +toward the corner where Harry, Ron, and Hermione +stood, as though asking for help. “Erm ...” + +Umbridge wheeled around and strode the length of +the cabin, looking around carefully. She bent and +peered under the bed. She opened Hagrid ’s +cupboards. She passed within two inches of where +Harry, Ron, and Hermione stood pressed against the +wall; Harry actually pulled in his stomach as she +walked by. After looking carefully inside the +enormous cauldron Hagrid used for cooking she +wheeled around again and said, “What has happened +to you? How did you sustain those injuries?” + +Hagrid hastily removed the dragon steak from his +face, which in Harry’s opinion was a mistake, because +the black-and-purple bruising all around his eye was +now clearly visible, not to mention the large amount +of fresh and congealed blood on his face. “Oh, I ... had +a bit of an accident,” he said lamely. + +“What sort of accident?” + +“I-I tripped.” + +“You tripped,” she repeated coolly. + + + +Page | 559Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, tha’s right. Over ... over a friends broomstick. I +don’ fly, meself. Well, look at the size o’ me, I don’ +reckon there’s a broomstick that’d hold me. Friend o’ +mine breeds Abraxan horses, I dunno if you’ve ever +seen ’em, big beasts, winged, yeh know, I’ve had a bit +of a ride on one o’ them an’ it was — ” + +“Where have you been?” asked Umbridge, cutting +coolly through Hagrid’s babbling. + +“Where ’ve I ... ?” + +“Been, yes,” she said. “Term started more than two +months ago. Another teacher has had to cover your +classes. None of your colleagues has been able to give +me any information as to your whereabouts. You left +no address. Where have you been?” + +There was a pause in which Hagrid stared at her with +his newly uncovered eye. Harry could almost hear his +brain working furiously. + +“I — I’ve been away for me health,” he said. + +“For your health,” said Umbridge. Her eyes traveled +over Hagrid’s discolored and swollen face; dragon +blood dripped gently onto his waistcoat in the silence. +“I see.” + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid, “bit o’ — o’ fresh air, yeh know — + + + +“Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so difficult to +come by,” said Umbridge sweetly. The small patch of +Hagrid’s face that was not black or purple flushed. + +“Well — change o’ scene, yeh know — ” + +“Mountain scenery?” said Umbridge swiftly. + +Page | 560Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She knows, Harry thought desperately. + +“Mountains?” Hagrid repeated, clearly thinking fast. +“Nope, South of France fer me. Bit o’ sun an’ ... an’ +sea.” + +“Really?” said Umbridge. “You don’t have much of a +tan.” + +“Yeah ... well ... sensitive skin,” said Hagrid, +attempting an ingratiating smile. Harry noticed that +two of his teeth had been knocked out. Umbridge +looked at him coldly; his smile faltered. Then she +hoisted her handbag a little higher into the crook of +her arm and said, “I shall, of course, be informing the +Minister of your late return.” + +“Righ’,” said Hagrid, nodding. + +“You ought to know too that as High Inquisitor it is +my unfortunate but necessary duty to inspect my +fellow teachers. So I daresay we shall meet again soon +enough.” + +She turned sharply and marched back to the door. + +“You’re inspectin’ us?” Hagrid echoed blankly, looking +after her. + +“Oh yes,” said Umbridge softly, looking back at him +with her hand on the door handle. “The Ministry is +determined to weed out unsatisfactory teachers, +Hagrid. Good night.” + +She left, closing the door behind her with a snap. +Harry made to pull off the Invisibility Cloak but +Hermione seized his wrist. + + + +Page | 561Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not yet,” she breathed in his ear. “She might not be +gone yet.” + +Hagrid seemed to be thinking the same way; he +stumped across the room and pulled back the curtain +an inch or so. + +“She’s goin’ back ter the castle,” he said in a low +voice. “Blimey ... inspectin’ people, is she?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, pulling the cloak off. “Trelawney’s +on probation already...” + +“Um ... what sort of thing are you planning to do with +us in class, Hagrid?” asked Hermione. + +“Oh, don’ you worry abou’ that, I’ve got a great load o’ +lessons planned,” said Hagrid enthusiastically, +scooping up his dragon steak from the table and +slapping it over his eye again. “I’ve bin keepin’ a +couple o’ creatures saved fer yer O.W.L. year, you +wait, they’re somethin’ really special.” + +“Erm . . . special in what way?” asked Hermione +tentatively. + +“I’m not sayin’,” said Hagrid happily. “I don’ want ter +spoil the surprise.” + +“Look, Hagrid,” said Hermione urgently, dropping all +pretense, “Professor Umbridge won’t be at all happy if +you bring anything to class that’s too dangerous — ” + +“Dangerous?” said Hagrid, looking genially bemused. +“Don’ be silly, I wouldn’ give yeh anythin’ dangerous! I +mean, all righ’, they can look after themselves — ” + +“Hagrid, you’ve got to pass Umbridge’s inspection, +and to do that it would really be better if she saw you + +Page | 562Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +teaching us how to look after porlocks, how to tell the +difference between knarls and hedgehogs, stuff like +that!” said Hermione earnestly. + +“But tha’s not very interestin’, Hermione,” said +Hagrid. “The stuff I’ve got’s much more impressive, + +I’ve bin bringin’ ’em on fer years, I reckon I’ve got the +on’y domestic herd in Britain — ” + +“Hagrid ... please ...” said Hermione, a note of real +desperation in her voice. “Umbridge is looking for any +excuse to get rid of teachers she thinks are too close +to Dumbledore. Please, Hagrid, teach us something +dull that’s bound to come up in our O.W.L...” + +But Hagrid merely yawned widely and cast a one-eyed +look of longing toward the vast bed in the corner. + +“Lis’en, it’s bin a long day an’ it’s late,” he said, +patting Hermione gently on the shoulder, so that her +knees gave way and hit the floor with a thud. “Oh — +sorry — ” He pulled her back up by the neck of her +robes. “Look, don’ you go worryin’ abou’ me, I promise +yeh I’ve got really good stuff planned fer yer lessons +now I’m back... Now you lot had better get back up to +the castle, an’ don’ forget ter wipe yer footprints out +behind yeh!” + +“I dunno if you got through to him,” said Ron a short +while later when, having checked that the coast was +clear, they walked back up to the castle through the +thickening snow, leaving no trace behind them due to +the Obliteration Charm Hermione was performing as +they went. + +“Then I’ll go back again tomorrow,” said Hermione +determinedly. “I’ll plan his lessons for him if I have to. +I don’t care if she throws out Trelawney but she’s not +taking Hagrid!” + +Page | 563Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE EYE OF THE SNAKE + +Hermione plowed her way back to Hagrid’s cabin +through two feet of snow on Sunday morning. Harry +and Ron wanted to go with her, but their mountain of +homework had reached an alarming height again, so +they grudgingly remained in the common room, trying +to ignore the gleeful shouts drifting up from the +grounds outside, where students were enjoying +themselves skating on the frozen lake, tobogganing, +and worst of all, bewitching snowballs to zoom up to +Gryffindor Tower and rap hard on the windows. + +“Oy!” bellowed Ron, finally losing patience and +sticking his head out of the window, “I am a prefect +and if one more snowball hits this window — OUCH!” + +He withdrew his head sharply, his face covered in +snow. + +“It’s Fred and George,” he said bitterly, slamming the +window behind him. “Gits ...” + + + +Page | 564Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hermione returned from Hagrid’s just before lunch, +shivering slightly, her robes damp to the knees. + + + +“So?” said Ron, looking up when she entered. “Got all +his lessons planned for him?” + +“Well, I tried,” she said dully, sinking into a chair +beside Harry. She pulled out her wand and gave it a +complicated little wave so that hot air streamed out of +the tip; she then pointed this at her robes, which +began to steam as they dried out. “He wasn’t even +there when I arrived, I was knocking for at least half +an hour. And then he came stumping out of the forest + + + +Harry groaned. The Forbidden Forest was teeming +with the kind of creatures most likely to get Hagrid +the sack. “What’s he keeping in there? Did he say?” +asked Harry. + +“No,” said Hermione miserably. “He says he wants +them to be a surprise. I tried to explain about +Umbridge, but he just doesn’t get it. He kept saying +nobody in their right mind would rather study knarls +than chimaeras — oh I don’t think he’s got a +chimaera,” she added at the appalled look on Harry +and Ron’s faces, “but that’s not for lack of trying from +what he said about how hard it is to get eggs... I don’t +know how many times I told him he’d be better off +following Grubbly-Plank’s plan, I honestly don’t think +he listened to half of what I said. He’s in a bit of a +funny mood, you know. He still won’t say how he got +all those injuries...” + +Hagrid’s reappearance at the staff table at breakfast +next day was not greeted by enthusiasm from all +students. Some, like Fred, George, and Lee, roared +with delight and sprinted up the aisle between the +Gryffindor and Hufflepuff tables to wring Hagrid’s +Page | 565Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +enormous hand; others, like Parvati and Lavender, +exchanged gloomy looks and shook their heads. Harry +knew that many of them preferred Professor Grubbly- +Plank’s lessons, and the worst of it was that a very +small, unbiased part of him knew that they had good +reason: Grubbly-Plank’s idea of an interesting class +was not one where there was a risk that somebody +might have their head ripped off. + +It was with a certain amount of apprehension that +Harry, Ron, and Hermione headed down to Hagrid’s +on Tuesday, heavily muffled against the cold. Harry +was worried, not only about what Hagrid might have +decided to teach them, but also about how the rest of +the class, particularly Malfoy and his cronies, would +behave if Umbridge was watching them. + +However, the High Inquisitor was nowhere to be seen +as they struggled through the snow toward Hagrid, +who stood waiting for them on the edge of the forest. +He did not present a reassuring sight; the bruises +that had been purple on Saturday night were now +tinged with green and yellow and some of his cuts still +seemed to be bleeding. Harry could not understand +this: Had Hagrid perhaps been attacked by some +creature whose venom prevented the wounds it +inflicted from healing? As though to complete the +ominous picture, Hagrid was carrying what looked +like half a dead cow over his shoulder. + +“We’re workin’ in here today!” Hagrid called happily to +the approaching students, jerking his head back at +the dark trees behind him. “Bit more sheltered! +Anyway, they prefer the dark...” + +“What prefers the dark?” Harry heard Malfoy say +sharply to Crabbe and Goyle, a trace of panic in his +voice. “What did he say prefers the dark — did you +hear?” + +Page | 566Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry remembered the only occasion on which Malfoy +had entered the forest before now; he had not been +very brave then either. He smiled to himself; after the +Quidditch match anything that caused Malfoy +discomfort was all right with him. + +“Ready?” said Hagrid happily, looking around at the +class. “Right, well, I’ve bin savin’ a trip inter the forest +fer yer fifth year. Thought we’d go an’ see these +creatures in their natural habitat. Now, what we’re +studyin’ today is pretty rare, I reckon I’m probably the +on’y person in Britain who’s managed ter train ’em — ” + +“And you’re sure they’re trained, are you?” said +Malfoy, the panic in his voice even more pronounced +now. “Only it wouldn’t be the first time you’d brought +wild stuff to class, would it?” + +The Slytherins murmured agreement and a few +Gryffindors looked as though they thought Malfoy had +a fair point too. + +“ ’Course they’re trained,” said Hagrid, scowling and +hoisting the dead cow a little higher on his shoulder. + +“So what happened to your face, then?” demanded +Malfoy. + +“Mind yer own business!” said Hagrid, angrily. “Now if +yeh’ve finished askin’ stupid questions, follow me!” + +He turned and strode straight into the forest. Nobody +seemed much disposed to follow. Harry glanced at +Ron and Hermione, who sighed but nodded, and the +three of them set off after Hagrid, leading the rest of +the class. + +They walked for about ten minutes until they reached +a place where the trees stood so closely together that + +Page | 567Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +it was as dark as twilight and there was no snow on +the ground at all. Hagrid deposited his half a cow with +a grunt on the ground, stepped back, and turned to +face his class again, most of whom were creeping +toward him from tree to tree, peering around +nervously as though expecting to be set upon at any +moment. + +“Gather roun’, gather roun’,” said Hagrid +encouragingly. “Now, they’ll be attracted by the smell +o’ the meat but I’m goin’ ter give ’em a call anyway, +’cause they’ll like ter know it’s me...” + +He turned, shook his shaggy head to get the hair out +of his face, and gave an odd, shrieking cry that +echoed through the dark trees like the call of some +monstrous bird. Nobody laughed; most of them +looked too scared to make a sound. + +Hagrid gave the shrieking cry again. A minute passed +in which the class continued to peer nervously over +their shoulders and around trees for a first glimpse of +whatever it was that was coming. And then, as Hagrid +shook his hair back for a third time and expanded his +enormous chest, Harry nudged Ron and pointed into +the black space between two gnarled yew trees. + +A pair of blank, white, shining eyes were growing +larger through the gloom and a moment later the +dragonish face, neck, and then skeletal body of a +great, black, winged horse emerged from the +darkness. It looked around at the class for a few +seconds, swishing its long black tail, then bowed its +head and began to tear flesh from the dead cow with +its pointed fangs. + +A great wave of relief broke over Harry. Here at last +was proof that he had not imagined these creatures, +that they were real: Hagrid knew about them too. He + +Page | 568Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looked eagerly at Ron, but Ron was still staring +around into the trees and after a few seconds he +whispered, “Why doesn’t Hagrid call again?” + +Most of the rest of the class were wearing expressions +as confused and nervously expectant as Ron’s and +were still gazing everywhere but at the horse standing +feet from them. There were only two other people who +seemed to be able to see them: a stringy Slytherin boy +standing just behind Goyle was watching the horse +eating with an expression of great distaste on his face, +and Neville, whose eyes were following the swishing +progress of the long black tail. + +“Oh, an’ here comes another one!” said Hagrid +proudly, as a second black horse appeared out of the +dark trees, folded its leathery wings closer to its body, +and dipped its head to gorge on the meat. “Now ... put +yer hands up, who can see ’em?” + +Immensely pleased to feel that he was at last going to +understand the mystery of these horses, Harry raised +his hand. Hagrid nodded at him. + +“Yeah ... yeah, I knew you’d be able ter, Harry,” he +said seriously. “An’ you too, Neville, eh? An’ — ” + +“Excuse me,” said Malfoy in a sneering voice, “but +what exactly are we supposed to be seeing?” + +For answer, Hagrid pointed at the cow carcass on the +ground. The whole class stared at it for a few seconds, +then several people gasped and Parvati squealed. +Harry understood why: Bits of flesh stripping +themselves away from the bones and vanishing into +thin air had to look very odd indeed. + + + +Page | 569Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s doing it?” Parvati demanded in a terrified +voice, retreating behind the nearest tree. “What’s +eating it?” + +“Thestrals,” said Hagrid proudly and Hermione gave a +soft “oh!” of comprehension at Harry’s shoulder. +“Hogwarts has got a whole herd of ’em in here. Now, +who knows — ?” + +“But they’re really, really unlucky!” interrupted +Parvati, looking alarmed. “They’re supposed to bring +all sorts of horrible misfortune on people who see +them. Professor Trelawney told me once — ” + +“No, no, no,” said Hagrid, chuckling, “tha’s jus’ +superstition, that is, they aren’ unlucky, they’re dead +clever an’ useful! ’Course, this lot don’ get a lot o’ +work, it’s mainly jus’ pullin’ the school carriages +unless Dumbledore’s takin’ a long journey an’ don’ +want ter Apparate — an’ here’s another couple, look + + + +Two more horses came quietly out of the trees, one of +them passing very close to Parvati, who shivered and +pressed herself closer to the tree, saying, “I think I felt +something, I think it’s near me!” + +“Don’ worry, it won’ hurt yeh,” said Hagrid patiently. +“Righ’, now, who can tell me why some o’ you can see +them an’ some can’t?” + +Hermione raised her hand. + +“Go on then,” said Hagrid, beaming at her. + +“The only people who can see thestrals,” she said, + +“are people who have seen death.” + + + +Page | 570Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tha’s exactly right,” said Hagrid solemnly, “ten +points ter Gryffindor. Now, thestrals — ” + +“Hem, hem.” + +Professor Umbridge had arrived. She was standing a +few feet away from Harry, wearing her green hat and +cloak again, her clipboard at the ready. Hagrid, who +had never heard Umbridge ’s fake cough before, was +gazing in some concern at the closest thestral, +evidently under the impression that it had made the +sound. + +“Hem, hem.” + +“Oh hello!” Hagrid said, smiling, having located the +source of the noise. + +“You received the note I sent to your cabin this +morning?” said Umbridge, in the same loud, slow +voice she had used with him earlier, as though she +was addressing somebody both foreign and very slow. +“Telling you that I would be inspecting your lesson?” + +“Oh yeah,” said Hagrid brightly. “Glad yeh found the +place all righ’! Well, as you can see — or, I dunno — +can you? We’re doin’ thestrals today — ” + +“I’m sorry?” said Umbridge loudly, cupping her hand +around her ear and frowning. “What did you say?” + +Hagrid looked a little confused. + +“Er — thestralsl” he said loudly. “Big — er — winged +horses, yeh know!” + +He flapped his gigantic arms hopefully. Professor +Umbridge raised her eyebrows at him and muttered + + + +Page | 571Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +as she made a note on her clipboard, “ ‘has ... to ... +resort ... to ... crude . . . sign . . . language ” + +“Well ... anyway ...” said Hagrid, turning back to the +class and looking slightly flustered. “Erm ... what was +I sayin’?” + +“ ‘Appears ... to ... have . . . poor . . . short . . . term . . . +memory ” muttered Umbridge, loudly enough for +everyone to hear her. Draco Malfoy looked as though +Christmas had come a month early; Hermione, on the +other hand, had turned scarlet with suppressed rage. + +“Oh yeah,” said Hagrid, throwing an uneasy glance at +Umbridge’s clipboard, but plowing on valiantly. “Yeah, +I was gonna tell yeh how come we got a herd. Yeah, +so, we started off with a male an’ five females. This +one,” he patted the first horse to have appeared, + +“name o’ Tenebrus, he’s my special favorite, firs’ one +born here in the forest — ” + +“Are you aware,” Umbridge said loudly, interrupting +him, “that the Ministry of Magic has classified +thestrals as ‘dangerous’?” + +Harry’s heart sank like a stone, but Hagrid merely +chuckled. + +“Thestrals aren’ dangerous! All righ, they might take a +bite outta you if yeh really annoy them — ” + +“ ‘Shows . . . signs ... of ... pleasure ... at ... idea ...of +... violence ... ‘ ” muttered Umbridge, scribbling on her +clipboard again. + +“No — come on!” said Hagrid, looking a little anxious +now. “I mean, a dog’ll bite if yeh bait it, won’ it — but +thestrals have jus’ got a bad reputation because o’ the + + + +Page | 572Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +death thing — people used ter think they were bad +omens, didn’ they? Jus’ didn’ understand, did they?” + + + +Umbridge did not answer; she finished writing her +last note, then looked up at Hagrid and said, again +very loudly and slowly, “Please continue teaching as +usual. I am going to walk” — she mimed walking — +Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson were having silent fits of +laughter — “among the students” — she pointed +around at individual members of the class — “and +ask them questions.” She pointed at her mouth to +indicate talking. + +Hagrid stared at her, clearly at a complete loss to +understand why she was acting as though he did not +understand normal English. Hermione had tears of +fury in her eyes now. + +“You hag, you evil hag!” she whispered, as Umbridge +walked toward Pansy Parkinson. “I know what you’re +doing, you awful, twisted, vicious — ” + +“Erm ... anyway,” said Hagrid, clearly struggling to +regain the flow of his lesson, “so — thestrals. Yeah. +Well, there’s loads o’ good stuff abou’ them...” + +“Do you find,” said Professor Umbridge in a ringing +voice to Pansy Parkinson, “that you are able to +understand Professor Hagrid when he talks?” + +Just like Hermione, Pansy had tears in her eyes, but +these were tears of laughter; indeed, her answer was +almost incoherent because she was trying to suppress +her giggles. “No ... because ... well ... it sounds ... like +grunting a lot of the time...” + +Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard. The few +unbruised bits of Hagrid ’s face flushed, but he tried +to act as though he had not heard Pansy’s answer. + +Page | 573Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er ... yeah ... good stuff abou’ thestrals. Well, once +they’re tamed, like this lot, yehll never be lost again. +‘Mazin’ senses o’ direction, jus’ tell ’em where yeh +want ter go — ” + +“Assuming they can understand you, of course,” said +Malfoy loudly, and Pansy Parkinson collapsed in a fit +of renewed giggles. Professor Umbridge smiled +indulgently at them and then turned to Neville. + +“You can see the thestrals, Longbottom, can you?” +she said. + +Neville nodded. + +“Whom did you see die?” she asked, her tone +indifferent. + +“My ... my grandad,” said Neville. + +“And what do you think of them?” she said, waving +her stubby hand at the horses, who by now had +stripped a great deal of the carcass down to bone. + +“Erm,” said Neville nervously, with a glance at Hagrid. +“Well, they’re ... er ... okay...” + +“ ‘Students ... are ... too ... intimidated ... to ... admit +... they ... are ... frightened...’ ” muttered Umbridge, +making another note on her clipboard. + +“No!” said Neville, looking upset, “no, I’m not scared of +them — !” + +“It’s quite all right,” said Umbridge, patting Neville on +the shoulder with what she evidently intended to be +an understanding smile, though it looked more like a +leer to Harry. “Well, Hagrid,” she turned to look up at +him again, speaking once more in that loud, slow +Page | 574Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +voice, “I think I’ve got enough to be getting along +with... You will receive” — she mimed taking +something from the air in front of her — “the results +of your inspection” — she pointed at the clipboard — +“in ten days’ time.” She held up ten stubby little +fingers, then, her smile wider and more toadlike than +ever before beneath her green hat, she bustled from +their midst, leaving Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson in +fits of laughter, Hermione actually shaking with fury, +and Neville looking confused and upset. + +“That foul, lying, twisting old gargoyle!” stormed +Hermione half an hour later, as they made their way +back up to the castle through the channels they had +made earlier in the snow. “You see what she’s up to? +It’s her thing about half-breeds all over again — she’s +trying to make out Hagrid’s some kind of dim-witted +troll, just because he had a giantess for a mother — +and oh, it’s not fair, that really wasn’t a bad lesson at +all — I mean, all right, if it had been Blast-Ended +Skrewts again, but thestrals are fine — in fact, for +Hagrid, they’re really good!” + +“Umbridge said they’re dangerous,” said Ron. + +“Well, it’s like Hagrid said, they can look after +themselves,” said Hermione impatiently, “and I +suppose a teacher like Grubbly-Plank wouldn’t +usually show them to us before N.E.W.T. level, but, +well, they are very interesting, aren’t they? The way +some people can see them and some can’t! I wish I +could.” + +“Do you?” Harry asked her quietly. + +She looked horrorstruck. + +“Oh Harry — I’m sorry — no, of course I don’t — that +was a really stupid thing to say — ” + +Page | 575Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s okay,” he said quickly, “don’t worry...” + + + +“I’m surprised so many people could see them,” said +Ron. “Three in a class — ” + +“Yeah, Weasley, we were just wondering,” said a +malicious voice nearby. Unheard by any of them in +the muffling snow, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were +walking along right behind them. “D’you reckon if you +saw someone snuff it you’d be able to see the Quaffle +better?” + +He, Crabbe, and Goyle roared with laughter as they +pushed past on their way to the castle and then broke +into a chorus of “Weasley Is Our King.” Ron’s ears +turned scarlet. + +“Ignore them, just ignore them,” intoned Hermione, +pulling out her wand and performing the charm to +produce hot air again, so that she could melt them an +easier path through the untouched snow between +them and the greenhouses. + +December arrived, bringing with it more snow and a +positive avalanche of homework for the fifth years. + +Ron and Hermione ’s prefect duties also became more +and more onerous as Christmas approached. They +were called upon to supervise the decoration of the +castle (“You try putting up tinsel when Peeves has got +the other end and is trying to strangle you with it,” +said Ron), to watch over first and second years +spending their break times inside because of the +bitter cold (“And they’re cheeky little snotrags, you +know, we definitely weren’t that rude when we were in +first year,” said Ron), and to patrol the corridors in +shifts with Argus Filch, who suspected that the +holiday spirit might show itself in an outbreak of +wizard duels (“He’s got dung for brains, that one,” +said Ron furiously). They were so busy that Hermione +Page | 576Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that +she was down to her last three. + +“All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to +stay over during Christmas because there aren’t +enough hats!” + +Harry, who had not had the heart to tell her that +Dobby was taking everything she made, bent lower +over his History of Magic essay. In any case, he did +not want to think about Christmas. For the first time +in his school career, he very much wanted to spend +the holidays away from Hogwarts. Between his +Quidditch ban and worry about whether or not +Hagrid was going to be put on probation, he felt +highly resentful toward the place at the moment. The +only thing he really looked forward to were the D.A. +meetings, and they would have to stop over the +holidays, as nearly everybody in the D.A. would be +spending the time with their families. Hermione was +going skiing with her parents, something that greatly +amused Ron, who had never before heard of Muggles +strapping narrow strips of wood to their feet to slide +down mountains. Ron, meanwhile, was going home to +the Burrow. Harry endured several days of jealousy +before Ron said, in response to Harry asking how Ron +was going to get home for Christmas, “But you’re +coming too! Didn’t I say? Mum wrote and told me to +invite you weeks ago!” + +Hermione rolled her eyes, but Harry’s spirits soared: +The thought of Christmas at the Burrow was truly +wonderful, only slightly marred by Harry’s guilty +feeling that he would not be able to spend the holiday +with Sirius. He wondered whether he could possibly +persuade Mrs. Weasley to invite his godfather for the +festivities too, but apart from the fact that he doubted +whether Dumbledore would permit Sirius to leave +Grimmauld Place, he could not help but feel that Mrs. +Page | 577Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Weasley might not want him; they were so often at +loggerheads. Sirius had not contacted Harry at all +since his last appearance in the fire, and although +Harry knew that with Umbridge on the constant +watch it would be unwise to attempt to contact him, +he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother’s +old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker with +Kreacher. + +Harry arrived early in the Room of Requirement for +the last D.A. meeting before the holidays and was +very glad he had, because when the lamps burst into +light he saw that Dobby had taken it upon himself to +decorate the place for Christmas. He could tell the elf +had done it, because nobody else would have strung a +hundred golden baubles from the ceiling, each +showing a picture of Harry’s face and bearing the +legend HAVE A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS! + +Harry had only just managed to get the last of them +down before the door creaked open and Luna +Lovegood entered, looking dreamy as always. + +“Hello,” she said vaguely, looking around at what +remained of the decorations. “These are nice, did you +put them up?” + +“No,” said Harry, “it was Dobby the house-elf.” + +“Mistletoe,” said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large +clump of white berries placed almost over Harry’s +head. He jumped out from under it. “Good thinking,” +said Luna very seriously. “It’s often infested with +nargles.” + +Harry was saved the necessity of asking what nargles +were by the arrival of Angelina, Katie, and Alicia. All +three of them were breathless and looked very cold. + + + +Page | 578Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well,” said Angelina dully, pulling off her cloak and +throwing it into a corner, “we’ve replaced you.” + + + +“Replaced me?” said Harry blankly. + +“You and Fred and George,” she said impatiently. +“We’ve got another Seeker!” + +“Who?” said Harry quickly. + +“Ginny Weasley,” said Katie. + +Harry gaped at her. + +“Yeah, I know,” said Angelina, pulling out her wand +and flexing her arm. “But she’s pretty good, actually. +Nothing on you, of course,” she said, throwing him a +very dirty look, “but as we can’t have you ...” + +Harry bit back the retort he was longing to utter: Did +she imagine for a second that he did not regret his +expulsion from the team a hundred times more than +she did? + +“And what about the Beaters?” he asked, trying to +keep his voice even. + +“Andrew Kirke,” said Alicia without enthusiasm, “and +Jack Sloper. Neither of them are brilliant, but +compared with the rest of the idiots who turned up + + + +The arrival of Ron, Hermione, and Neville brought this +depressing discussion to an end and within five +minutes, the room was full enough to prevent him +seeing Angelina’s burning, reproachful looks. + +“Okay,” he said, calling them all to order. “I thought +this evening we should just go over the things we’ve + +Page | 579Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +done so far, because it’s the last meeting before the +holidays and there’s no point starting anything new +right before a three-week break — ” + +“We’re not doing anything new?” said Zacharias +Smith, in a disgruntled whisper loud enough to carry +through the room. “If I’d known that, I wouldn’t have +come...” + +“We’re all really sorry Harry didn’t tell you, then,” said +Fred loudly. + +Several people sniggered. Harry saw Cho laughing +and felt the familiar swooping sensation in his +stomach, as though he had missed a step going +downstairs. + +“We can practice in pairs,” said Harry. “Well start +with the Impediment Jinx, just for ten minutes, then +we can get out the cushions and try Stunning again.” + +They all divided up obediently; Harry partnered +Neville as usual. The room was soon full of +intermittent cries of “ Impedimental ” People froze for a +minute or so, during which their partners would stare +aimlessly around the room watching other pairs at +work, then would unfreeze and take their turn at the +jinx. + +Neville had improved beyond all recognition. After a +while, when Harry had unfrozen three times in a row, +he had Neville join Ron and Hermione again so that +he could walk around the room and watch the others. +When he passed Cho she beamed at him; he resisted +the temptation to walk past her several more times. + +After ten minutes on the Impediment Jinx, they laid +out cushions all over the floor and started practicing +Stunning again. Space was really too confined to + +Page | 580Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +allow them all to work this spell at once; half the +group observed the others for a while, then swapped +over. Harry felt himself positively swelling with pride +as he watched them all. True, Neville did Stun Padma +Patil rather than Dean, at whom he had been aiming, +but it was a much closer miss than usual, and +everybody else had made enormous progress. + +At the end of an hour, Harry called a halt. + +“You’re getting really good,” he said, beaming around +at them. “When we get back from the holidays we can +start doing some of the big stuff — maybe even +Patronuses.” + +There was a murmur of excitement. The room began +to clear in the usual twos and threes; most people +wished Harry a Happy Christmas as they went. + +Feeling cheerful, he collected up the cushions with +Ron and Hermione and stacked them neatly away. + +Ron and Hermione left before he did; he hung back a +little, because Cho was still there and he was hoping +to receive a Merry Christmas from her. + +“No, you go on,” he heard her say to her friend +Marietta, and his heart gave a jolt that seemed to take +it into the region of his Adam’s apple. + +He pretended to be straightening the cushion pile. He +was quite sure they were alone now and waited for +her to speak. Instead, he heard a hearty sniff. + +He turned and saw Cho standing in the middle of the +room, tears pouring down her face. + +“Wha — ?” + + + +He didn’t know what to do. She was simply standing +there, crying silently. + +Page | 581Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s up?” he said feebly. + + + +She shook her head and wiped her eyes on her sleeve. +“I’m — sorry,” she said thickly. “I suppose ... it’s just +... learning all this stuff... It just makes me ... wonder +whether ... if he’d known it all ... he’d still be alive...” + +Harry’s heart sank right back past its usual spot and +settled somewhere around his navel. He ought to have +known. She wanted to talk about Cedric. + +“He did know this stuff,” Harry said heavily. “He was +really good at it, or he could never have got to the +middle of that maze. But if Voldemort really wants to +kill you, you don’t stand a chance.” + +She hiccuped at the sound of Voldemort’s name, but +stared at Harry without flinching. + +“ You survived when you were just a baby,” she said +quietly. + +“Yeah, well,” said Harry wearily, moving toward the +door, “I dunno why, nor does anyone else, so it’s +nothing to be proud of.” + +“Oh don’t go!” said Cho, sounding tearful again. “I’m +really sorry to get all upset like this... I didn’t mean +to...” + +She hiccuped again. She was very pretty even when +her eyes were red and puffy. Harry felt thoroughly +miserable. He’d have been so pleased just with a +Merry Christmas... + +“I know it must be horrible for you,” she said, +mopping her eyes on her sleeve again. “Me +mentioning Cedric, when you saw him die... I suppose +you just want to forget about it...” + +Page | 582Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry did not say anything to this; it was quite true, +but he felt heartless saying it. + +“You’re a r-really good teacher, you know,” said Cho, +with a watery smile. “I’ve never been able to Stun +anything before.” + +“Thanks,” said Harry awkwardly. + +They looked at each other for a long moment. Harry +felt a burning desire to run from the room and, at the +same time, a complete inability to move his feet. + +“Mistletoe,” said Cho quietly, pointing at the ceiling +over his head. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. His mouth was very dry. “It’s +probably full of nargles, though.” + +“What are nargles?” + +“No idea,” said Harry. She had moved closer. His +brain seemed to have been Stunned. “You’d have to +ask Loony. Luna, I mean.” + +Cho made a funny noise halfway between a sob and a +laugh. She was even nearer him now. He could have +counted the freckles on her nose. + +“I really like you, Harry.” + +He could not think. A tingling sensation was +spreading throughout him, paralyzing his arms, legs, +and brain. + +She was much too close. He could see every tear +clinging to her eyelashes... + + + +Page | 583Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He returned to the common room half an hour later to +find Hermione and Ron in the best seats by the fire; +nearly everybody else had gone to bed. Hermione was +writing a very long letter; she had already filled half a +roll of parchment, which was dangling from the edge +of the table. Ron was lying on the hearthrug, trying to +finish his Transfiguration homework. + +“What kept you?” he asked, as Harry sank into the +armchair next to Hermione ’s. + +Harry did not answer. He was in a state of shock. Half +of him wanted to tell Ron and Hermione what had +just happened, but the other half wanted to take the +secret with him to the grave. + +“Are you all right, Harry?” Hermione asked, peering at +him over the tip of her quill. + +Harry gave a halfhearted shrug. In truth, he didn’t +know whether he was all right or not. “What’s up?” +said Ron, hoisting himself up on his elbow to get a +clearer view of Harry. “What’s happened?” + +Harry didn’t quite know how to set about telling them, +and still wasn’t sure whether he wanted to. Just as he +had decided not to say anything, Hermione took +matters out of his hands. + +“Is it Cho?” she asked in a businesslike way. “Did she +corner you after the meeting?” + +Numbly surprised, Harry nodded. Ron sniggered, +breaking off when Hermione caught his eye. + +“So — er — what did she want?” he asked in a mock +casual voice. + + + +Page | 584Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She — ” Harry began, rather hoarsely; he cleared his +throat and tried again. “She — er — ” + + + +“Did you kiss?” asked Hermione briskly. + +Ron sat up so fast that he sent his ink bottle flying all +over the rug. Disregarding this completely he stared +avidly at Harry. + +“Well?” he demanded. + +Harry looked from Ron’s expression of mingled +curiosity and hilarity to Hermione’s slight frown, and +nodded. + +“HA!” + +Ron made a triumphant gesture with his fist and +went into a raucous peal of laughter that made +several timid-looking second years over beside the +window jump. A reluctant grin spread over Harry’s +face as he watched Ron rolling around on the +hearthrug. Hermione gave Ron a look of deep disgust +and returned to her letter. + +“Well?” Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. “How +was it?” + +Harry considered for a moment. + +“Wet,” he said truthfully. + +Ron made a noise that might have indicated +jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. + +“Because she was crying,” Harry continued heavily. + +“Oh,” said Ron, his smile fading slightly. “Are you that +bad at kissing?” + +Page | 585Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dunno,” said Harry, who hadn’t considered this, and +immediately felt rather worried. “Maybe I am.” + + + +“Of course you���re not,” said Hermione absently, still +scribbling away at her letter. + +“How do you know?” said Ron in a sharp voice. + +“Because Cho spends half her time crying these +days,” said Hermione vaguely. “She does it at +mealtimes, in the loos, all over the place.” + +“You’d think a bit of kissing would cheer her up,” said +Ron, grinning. + +“Ron,” said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the +point of her quill into her ink pot, “you are the most +insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to +meet.” + +“What’s that supposed to mean?” said Ron +indignantly. “What sort of person cries while +someone’s kissing them?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, slightly desperately, “who does?” + +Hermione looked at the pair of them with an almost +pitying expression on her face. + +“Don’t you understand how Cho’s feeling at the +moment?” she asked. + +“No,” said Harry and Ron together. + +Hermione sighed and laid down her quill. + +“Well, obviously, she’s feeling very sad, because of +Cedric dying. Then I expect she’s feeling confused +because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, + +Page | 586Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and she can’t work out who she likes best. Then she’ll +be feeling guilty, thinking it’s an insult to Cedric’s +memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she’ll be +worrying about what everyone else might say about +her if she starts going out with Harry. And she +probably can’t work out what her feelings toward +Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was +with Cedric when Cedric died, so that’s all very mixed +up and painful. Oh, and she’s afraid she’s going to be +thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because +she’s been flying so badly.” + +A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this +speech, then Ron said, “One person can’t feel all that +at once, they’d explode.” + +“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a +teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have,” said Hermione +nastily, picking up her quill again. + +“She was the one who started it,” said Harry. “I +wouldn’t’ve — she just sort of came at me — and next +thing she’s crying all over me — I didn’t know what to +do — ” + + + +“Don’t blame you, mate,” said Ron, looking alarmed at +the very thought. + +“You just had to be nice to her,” said Hermione, +looking up anxiously. “You were, weren’t you?” + +“Well,” said Harry, an unpleasant heat creeping up +his face, “I sort of — patted her on the back a bit.” + +Hermione looked as though she was restraining +herself from rolling her eyes with extreme difficulty. + +“Well, I suppose it could have been worse,” she said. +“Are you going to see her again?” + +Page | 587Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll have to, won’t I?” said Harry. “We’ve got D.A. +meetings, haven’t we?” + + + +“You know what I mean,” said Hermione impatiently. + +Harry said nothing. Hermione ’s words opened up a +whole new vista of frightening possibilities. He tried to +imagine going somewhere with Cho — Hogsmeade, +perhaps — and being alone with her for hours at a +time. Of course, she would have been expecting him +to ask her out after what had just happened... The +thought made his stomach clench painfully. + +“Oh well,” said Hermione distantly, buried in her +letter once more, “you’ll have plenty of opportunities +to ask her...” + +“What if he doesn’t want to ask her?” said Ron, who +had been watching Harry with an unusually shrewd +expression on his face. + +“Don’t be silly,” said Hermione vaguely, “Harry’s liked +her for ages, haven’t you, Harry?” + +He did not answer. Yes, he had liked Cho for ages, +but whenever he had imagined a scene involving the +two of them it had always featured a Cho who was +enjoying herself, as opposed to a Cho who was +sobbing uncontrollably into his shoulder. + +“Who ’re you writing the novel to anyway?” Ron asked +Hermione, trying to read the bit of parchment now +trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of +sight. + +“Viktor.” + +“Krum?” + +Page | 588Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How many other Viktors do we know?” + + + +Ron said nothing, but looked disgruntled. They sat in +silence for another twenty minutes, Ron finishing his +Transfiguration essay with many snorts of impatience +and crossings-out, Hermione writing steadily to the +very end of the parchment, rolling it up carefully and +sealing it, and Harry staring into the fire, wishing +more than anything that Sirius’s head would appear +there and give him some advice about girls. But the +fire merely crackled lower and lower, until the red-hot +embers crumbled into ash and, looking around, Harry +saw that they were, yet again, the last in the common +room. + +“Well, ’night,” said Hermione, yawning widely, and +she set off up the girls’ staircase. + +“What does she see in Krum?” Ron demanded as he +and Harry climbed the boys’ stairs. + +“Well,” said Harry, considering the matter, “I s’pose +he’s older, isn’t he ... and he’s an international +Quidditch player...” + +“Yeah, but apart from that,” said Ron, sounding +aggravated. “I mean he’s a grouchy git, isn’t he?” + +“Bit grouchy, yeah,” said Harry, whose thoughts were +still on Cho. + +They pulled off their robes and put on pajamas in +silence; Dean, Seamus, and Neville were already +asleep. Harry put his glasses on his bedside table and +got into bed but did not pull the hangings closed +around his four-poster; instead he stared at the patch +of starry sky visible through the window next to +Neville’s bed. If he had known, this time last night, + +Page | 589Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that in twenty-four hours’ time he would have kissed +Cho Chang ... + + + +“ ’Night,” grunted Ron, from somewhere to his right. + +“ ’Night,” said Harry. + +Maybe next time ... if there was a next time ... she’d +be a bit happier. He ought to have asked her out; she +had probably been expecting it and was now really +angry with him ... or was she lying in bed, still crying +about Cedric? He did not know what to think. +Hermione’s explanation had made it all seem more +complicated rather than easier to understand. + +That’s what they should teach us here, he thought, +turning over onto his side, how girls’ brains work ... +it’d be more useful than Divination anyway... + +Neville snuffled in his sleep. An owl hooted +somewhere out in the night. + +Harry dreamed he was back in the D.A. room. Cho +was accusing him of luring her there under false +pretenses; she said that he had promised her a +hundred and fifty Chocolate Frog cards if she showed +up. Harry protested... Cho shouted, “ Cedric gave me +loads of Chocolate Frog cards, look\” And she pulled +out fistfuls of cards from inside her robes and threw +them into the air, and then turned into Hermione, +who said, “You did promise her, you know, Harry... I +think you’d better give her something else instead... +How about your Firebolt?” And Harry was protesting +that he could not give Cho his Firebolt because +Umbridge had it, and anyway the whole thing was +ridiculous, he’d only come to the D.A. room to put up +some Christmas baubles shaped like Dobby’s head... + +The dream changed... + +Page | 590Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His body felt smooth, powerful, and flexible. He was +gliding between shining metal bars, across dark, cold +stone... He was flat against the floor, sliding along on +his belly... It was dark, yet he could see objects +around him shimmering in strange, vibrant colors... +He was turning his head... At first glance, the corridor +was empty . . . but no ... a man was sitting on the floor +ahead, his chin drooping onto his chest, his outline +gleaming in the dark. . . + +Harry put out his tongue... He tasted the man’s scent +on the air. . . He was alive but drowsing . . . sitting in +front of a door at the end of the corridor . . . + +Harry longed to bite the man . . . but he must master +the impulse... He had more important work to do... + +But the man was stirring ... a silvery cloak fell from +his legs as he jumped to his feet; and Harry saw his +vibrant, blurred outline towering above him, saw a +wand withdrawn from a belt... He had no choice... He +reared high from the floor and struck once, twice, +three times, plunging his fangs deeply into the man’s +flesh, feeling his ribs splinter beneath his jaws, feeling +the warm gush of blood... + +The man was yelling in pain ... then he fell silent... He +slumped backward against the wall... Blood was +splattering onto the floor... + +His forehead hurt terribly. . . It was aching fit to +burst... + +“Harry! HARRY!” + +He opened his eyes. Every inch of his body was +covered in icy sweat; his bedcovers were twisted all +around him like a straitjacket; he felt as though a +white-hot poker was being applied to his forehead. + +Page | 591Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harryl” + + + +Ron was standing over him looking extremely +frightened. There were more figures at the foot of +Harry’s bed. He clutched his head in his hands; the +pain was blinding him... He rolled right over and +vomited over the edge of the mattress. + +“He’s really ill,” said a scared voice. “Should we call +someone?” + +“Harry! Harryl” + +He had to tell Ron, it was very important that he tell +him... Taking great gulps of air, Harry pushed himself +up in bed, willing himself not to throw up again, the +pain half-blinding him. + +“Your dad,” he panted, his chest heaving. “Your dad’s +... been attacked...” + +“What?” said Ron uncomprehendingly. + +“Your dad! He’s been bitten, it’s serious, there was +blood everywhere...” + +“I’m going for help,” said the same scared voice, and +Harry heard footsteps running out of the dormitory. + +“Harry, mate,” said Ron uncertainly, “you ... you were +just dreaming...” + +“No!” said Harry furiously; it was crucial that Ron +understand. “It wasn’t a dream ... not an ordinary +dream... I was there, I saw it... I did it...” + +He could hear Seamus and Dean muttering but did +not care. The pain in his forehead was subsiding +slightly, though he was still sweating and shivering + +Page | 592Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +feverishly. He retched again and Ron leapt backward +out of the way. + +“Harry, you’re not well,” he said shakily. “Neville’s +gone for help...” + +“I’m fine!” Harry choked, wiping his mouth on his +pajamas and shaking uncontrollably. “There’s nothing +wrong with me, it’s your dad you’ve got to worry +about — we need to find out where he is — he’s +bleeding like mad — I was — it was a huge snake...” + +He tried to get out of bed but Ron pushed him back +into it; Dean and Seamus were still whispering +somewhere nearby. Whether one minute passed or +ten, Harry did not know; he simply sat there shaking, +feeling the pain recede very slowly from his scar. . . +Then there were hurried footsteps coming up the +stairs, and he heard Neville’s voice again. + +“Over here, Professor ...” + +Professor McGonagall came hurrying into the +dormitory in her tartan dressing gown, her glasses +perched lopsidedly on the bridge of her bony nose. + +“What is it, Potter? Where does it hurt?” + +He had never been so pleased to see her; it was a +member of the Order of the Phoenix he needed now, +not someone fussing over him and prescribing useless +potions. + +“It’s Ron’s dad,” he said, sitting up again. “He’s been +attacked by a snake and it’s serious, I saw it happen.” + +“What do you mean, you saw it happen?” said +Professor McGonagall, her dark eyebrows contracting. + + + +Page | 593Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know... I was asleep and then I was there...” + +“You mean you dreamed this?” + +“No!” said Harry angrily. Would none of them +understand? “I was having a dream at first about +something completely different, something stupid . . . +and then this interrupted it. It was real, I didn’t +imagine it, Mr. Weasley was asleep on the floor and +he was attacked by a gigantic snake, there was a load +of blood, he collapsed, someone’s got to find out +where he is...” + +Professor McGonagall was gazing at him through her +lopsided spectacles as though horrified at what she +was seeing. + +“I’m not lying, and I’m not mad!” Harry told her, his +voice rising to a shout. “I tell you, I saw it happen!” + +“I believe you, Potter,” said Professor McGonagall +curtly. “Put on your dressing-gown — we’re going to +see the headmaster.” + + + +Page | 594Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +& + + + +ST. MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR +MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES + +Harry was so relieved that she was taking him +seriously that he did not hesitate, but jumped out of +bed at once, pulled on his dressing gown, and pushed +his glasses back onto his nose. + +“Weasley, you ought to come too,” said Professor +McGonagall. + +They followed Professor McGonagall past the silent +figures of Neville, Dean, and Seamus, out of the +dormitory, down the spiral stairs into the common +room, through the portrait hole, and off along the Fat +Lady’s moonlit corridor. Harry felt as though the +panic inside him might spill over at any moment; he +wanted to run, to yell for Dumbledore. Mr. Weasley +was bleeding as they walked along so sedately, and +what if those fangs (Harry tried hard not to think “my +fangs”) had been poisonous? They passed Mrs. Norris, +who turned her lamplike eyes upon them and hissed +faintly, but Professor McGonagall said, “Shoo!” Mrs. + + + +Page | 595Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Norris slunk away into the shadows, and in a few +minutes they had reached the stone gargoyle +guarding the entrance to Dumbledore’s office. + +“Fizzing Whizbee,” said Professor McGonagall. + +The gargoyle sprang to life and leapt aside; the wall +behind it split in two to reveal a stone staircase that +was moving continuously upward like a spiral +escalator. The three of them stepped onto the moving +stairs; the wall closed behind them with a thud, and +they were moving upward in tight circles until they +reached the highly polished oak door with the brass +knocker shaped like a griffin. + +Though it was now well past midnight, there were +voices coming from inside the room, a positive babble +of them. It sounded as though Dumbledore was +entertaining at least a dozen people. + +Professor McGonagall rapped three times with the +griffin knocker, and the voices ceased abruptly as +though someone had switched them all off. The door +opened of its own accord and Professor McGonagall +led Harry and Ron inside. + +The room was in half darkness; the strange silver +instruments standing on tables were silent and still +rather than whirring and emitting puffs of smoke as +they usually did. The portraits of old headmasters +and headmistresses covering the walls were all +snoozing in their frames. Behind the door, a +magnificent red-and-gold bird the size of a swan +dozed on its perch with its head under its wing. + +“Oh, it’s you, Professor McGonagall ... and ... ah.” + +Dumbledore was sitting in a high-backed chair +behind his desk; he leaned forward into the pool of + +Page | 596Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +candlelight illuminating the papers laid out before +him. He was wearing a magnificently embroidered +purple-and-gold dressing gown over a snowy-white +nightshirt, but seemed wide awake, his penetrating +light-blue eyes fixed intently upon Professor +McGonagall. + +“Professor Dumbledore, Potter has had a ... well, a +nightmare,” said Professor McGonagall. “He says ...” + +“It wasn’t a nightmare,” said Harry quickly. + +Professor McGonagall looked around at Harry, +frowning slightly. + +“Very well, then, Potter, you tell the headmaster about +it.” ~ + +“I ... well, I was asleep...” said Harry and even in his +terror and his desperation to make Dumbledore +understand he felt slightly irritated that the +headmaster was not looking at him, but examining +his own interlocked fingers. “But it wasn’t an ordinary +dream ... it was real... I saw it happen...” He took a +deep breath, “Ron’s dad — Mr. Weasley — has been +attacked by a giant snake.” + +The words seemed to reverberate in the air after he +had said them, slightly ridiculous, even comic. There +was a pause in which Dumbledore leaned back and +stared meditatively at the ceiling. Ron looked from +Harry to Dumbledore, white-faced and shocked. + +“How did you see this?” Dumbledore asked quietly, +still not looking at Harry. + +“Well ... I don’t know,” said Harry, rather angrily — +what did it matter? “Inside my head, I suppose — ” + + + +Page | 597Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You misunderstand me,” said Dumbledore, still in +the same calm tone. “I mean ... can you remember — +er — where you were positioned as you watched this +attack happen? Were you perhaps standing beside +the victim, or else looking down on the scene from +above?” + +This was such a curious question that Harry gaped at +Dumbledore; it was almost as though he knew ... + +“I was the snake,” he said. “I saw it all from the +snake’s point of view...” + +Nobody else spoke for a moment, then Dumbledore, +now looking at Ron, who was still whey-faced, said in +a new and sharper voice, “Is Arthur seriously +injured?” + +“ Yes” said Harry emphatically — why were they all so +slow on the uptake, did they not realize how much a +person bled when fangs that long pierced their side? +And why could Dumbledore not do him the courtesy +of looking at him? + +But Dumbledore stood up so quickly that Harry +jumped, and addressed one of the old portraits +hanging very near the ceiling. + +“Everard?” he said sharply. “And you too, Dilys!” + +A sallow-faced wizard with short, black bangs and an +elderly witch with long silver ringlets in the frame +beside him, both of whom seemed to have been in the +deepest of sleeps, opened their eyes immediately. + +“You were listening?” said Dumbledore. + +The wizard nodded, the witch said, “Naturally.” + + + +Page | 598Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The man has red hair and glasses,” said +Dumbledore. “Everard, you will need to raise the +alarm, make sure he is found by the right people — ” + +Both nodded and moved sideways out of their frames, +but instead of emerging in neighboring pictures (as +usually happened at Hogwarts), neither reappeared; +one frame now contained nothing but a backdrop of +dark curtain, the other a handsome leather armchair. +Harry noticed that many of the other headmasters +and mistresses on the walls, though snoring and +drooling most convincingly, kept sneaking peeks at +him under their eyelids, and he suddenly understood +who had been talking when they had knocked. + +“Everard and Dilys were two of Hogwarts ’s most +celebrated Heads,” Dumbledore said, now sweeping +around Harry, Ron, and Professor McGonagall and +approaching the magnificent sleeping bird on his +perch beside the door. “Their renown is such that +both have portraits hanging in other important +Wizarding institutions. As they are free to move +between their own portraits they can tell us what may +be happening elsewhere...” + +“But Mr. Weasley could be anywhere!” said Harry. + +“Please sit down, all three of you,” said Dumbledore, +as though Harry had not spoken. “Everard and Dilys +may not be back for several minutes... Professor +McGonagall, if you could draw up extra chairs ...” + +Professor McGonagall pulled her wand from the +pocket of her dressing gown and waved it; three +chairs appeared out of thin air, straight-backed and +wooden, quite unlike the comfortable chintz +armchairs that Dumbledore had conjured back at +Harry’s hearing. Harry sat down, watching +Dumbledore over his shoulder. Dumbledore was now +Page | 599Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stroking Fawkes’s plumed golden head with one +finger. The phoenix awoke immediately. He stretched +his beautiful head high and observed Dumbledore +through bright, dark eyes. + +“We will need,” said Dumbledore very quietly to the +bird, “a warning.” + +There was a flash of fire and the phoenix had gone. + +Dumbledore now swooped down upon one of the +fragile silver instruments whose function Harry had +never known, carried it over to his desk, sat down +facing them again, and tapped it gently with the tip of +his wand. + +The instrument tinkled into life at once with rhythmic +clinking noises. Tiny puffs of pale green smoke issued +from the minuscule silver tube at the top. + +Dumbledore watched the smoke closely, his brow +furrowed, and after a few seconds, the tiny puffs +became a steady stream of smoke that thickened and +coiled in the air... A serpent’s head grew out of the +end of it, opening its mouth wide. Harry wondered +whether the instrument was confirming his story: He +looked eagerly at Dumbledore for a sign that he was +right, but Dumbledore did not look up. + +“Naturally, naturally,” murmured Dumbledore +apparently to himself, still observing the stream of +smoke without the slightest sign of surprise. “But in +essence divided?” + +Harry could make neither head nor tail of this +question. The smoke serpent, however, split itself +instantly into two snakes, both coiling and +undulating in the dark air. With a look of grim +satisfaction Dumbledore gave the instrument another +gentle tap with his wand: The clinking noise slowed +Page | 600Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and died, and the smoke serpents grew faint, became +a formless haze, and vanished. + +Dumbledore replaced the instrument upon its spindly +little table; Harry saw many of the old headmasters in +the portraits follow him with their eyes, then, realizing +that Harry was watching them, hastily pretend to be +sleeping again. Harry wanted to ask what the strange +silver instrument was for, but before he could do so, +there was a shout from the top of the wall to their +right; the wizard called Everard had reappeared in his +portrait, panting slightly. + +“Dumbledore!” + +“What news?” said Dumbledore at once. + +“I yelled until someone came running,” said the +wizard, who was mopping his brow on the curtain +behind him, “said I’d heard something moving +downstairs — they weren’t sure whether to believe me +but went down to check — you know there are no +portraits down there to watch from. Anyway, they +carried him up a few minutes later. He doesn’t look +good, he’s covered in blood, I ran along to Elfrida +Cragg’s portrait to get a good view as they left — ” + +“Good,” said Dumbledore as Ron made a convulsive +movement, “I take it Dilys will have seen him arrive, +then — ” + +And moments later, the silver-ringletted witch had +reappeared in her picture too; she sank, coughing, +into her armchair and said, “Yes, they’ve taken him to +St. Mungo’s, Dumbledore... They carried him past +under my portrait... He looks bad...” + +“Thank you,” said Dumbledore. He looked around at +Professor McGonagall. + +Page | 601Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Minerva, I need you to go and wake the other +Weasley children.” + +“Of course...” + +Professor McGonagall got up and moved swiftly to the +door; Harry cast a sideways glance at Ron, who was +now looking terrified. + +“And Dumbledore — what about Molly?” said +Professor McGonagall, pausing at the door. + +“That will be a job for Fawkes when he has finished +keeping a lookout for anybody approaching,” said +Dumbledore. “But she may already know ... that +excellent clock of hers ...” + +Harry knew Dumbledore was referring to the clock +that told, not the time, but the whereabouts and +conditions of the various Weasley family members, +and with a pang he thought that Mr. Weasley’s hand +must, even now, be pointing at “mortal peril.” But it +was very late... Mrs. Weasley was probably asleep, not +watching the clock. . . And he felt cold as he +remembered Mrs. Weasley’s boggart turning into Mr. +Weasley’s lifeless body, his glasses askew, blood +running down his face... But Mr. Weasley wasn’t +going to die... He couldn���t... + +Dumbledore was now rummaging in a cupboard +behind Harry and Ron. He emerged from it carrying a +blackened old kettle, which he placed carefully upon +his desk. He raised his wand and murmured “Portus”; +for a moment the kettle trembled, glowing with an odd +blue light, then it quivered to a rest, as solidly black +as ever. + +Dumbledore marched over to another portrait, this +time of a clever-looking wizard with a pointed beard, + +Page | 602Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who had been painted wearing the Slytherin colors of +green and silver and was apparently sleeping so +deeply that he could not hear Dumbledore ’s voice +when he attempted to rouse him. + +“Phineas. Phineas.” + +And now the subjects of the portraits lining the room +were no longer pretending to be asleep; they were +shifting around in their frames, the better to watch +what was happening. When the clever-looking wizard +continued to feign sleep, some of them shouted his +name too. + +“Phineas! Phineas ! PHINEAS!” + +He could not pretend any longer; he gave a theatrical +jerk and opened his eyes wide. + +“Did someone call?” + +“I need you to visit your other portrait again, +Phineas,” said Dumbledore. “IVe got another +message.” + +“Visit my other portrait?” said Phineas in a reedy +voice, giving a long, fake yawn (his eyes traveling +around the room and focusing upon Harry). “Oh no, +Dumbledore, I am too tired tonight...” + +Something about Phineas ’s voice was familiar to +Harry. Where had he heard it before? But before he +could think, the portraits on the surrounding walls +broke into a storm of protest. + +“Insubordination, sir!” roared a corpulent, red-nosed +wizard, brandishing his fists. “Dereliction of duty!” + + + +Page | 603Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We are honor-bound to give service to the present +Headmaster of Hogwarts!” cried a frail-looking old +wizard whom Harry recognized as Dumbledore’s +predecessor, Armando Dippet. “Shame on you, +Phineas!” + +“Shall I persuade him, Dumbledore?” called a gimlet- +eyed witch, raising an unusually thick wand that +looked not unlike a birch rod. + +“Oh, very well,” said the wizard called Phineas, eyeing +this wand slightly apprehensively, “though he may +well have destroyed my picture by now, he’s done +most of the family — ” + +“Sirius knows not to destroy your portrait,” said +Dumbledore, and Harry realized immediately where +he had heard Phineas ’s voice before: issuing from the +apparently empty frame in his bedroom in Grimmauld +Place. “You are to give him the message that Arthur +Weasley has been gravely injured and that his wife, +children, and Harry Potter will be arriving at his +house shortly. Do you understand?” + +“Arthur Weasley, injured, wife and children and Harry +Potter coming to stay,” recited Phineas in a bored +voice. “Yes, yes ... very well...” + +He sloped away into the frame of the portrait and +disappeared from view at the very moment that the +study door opened again. Fred, George, and Ginny +were ushered inside by Professor McGonagall, all +three of them looking disheveled and shocked, still in +their night things. + +“Harry — what’s going on?” asked Ginny, who looked +frightened. “Professor McGonagall says you saw Dad +hurt — ” + + + +Page | 604Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Your father has been injured in the course of his +work for the Order of the Phoenix,” said Dumbledore +before Harry could speak. “He has been taken to St. +Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. I +am sending you back to Sirius’s house, which is +much more convenient for the hospital than the +Burrow. You will meet your mother there.” + +“How’re we going?” asked Fred, looking shaken. “Floo +powder?” + +“No,” said Dumbledore, “Floo powder is not safe at the +moment, the Network is being watched. You will be +taking a Portkey.” He indicated the old kettle lying +innocently on his desk. “We are just waiting for +Phineas Nigellus to report back... I wish to be sure +that the coast is clear before sending you — ” + +There was a flash of flame in the very middle of the +office, leaving behind a single golden feather that +floated gently to the floor. + +“It is Fawkes’s warning,” said Dumbledore, catching +the feather as it fell. “She must know you’re out of +your beds... Minerva, go and head her off — tell her +any story — ” + +Professor McGonagall was gone in a swish of tartan. + +“He says he’ll be delighted,” said a bored voice behind +Dumbledore; the wizard called Phineas had +reappeared in front of his Slytherin banner. “My +great-great-grandson has always had odd taste in +houseguests...” + +“Come here, then,” Dumbledore said to Harry and the +Weasleys. “And quickly, before anyone else joins us + + + +Page | 605Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry and the others gathered around Dumbledore’s +desk. + +“You have all used a Portkey before?” asked +Dumbledore, and they nodded, each reaching out to +touch some part of the blackened kettle. “Good. On +the count of three then ... one ... two ...” + +It happened in a fraction of a second: In the +infinitesimal pause before Dumbledore said “three,” +Harry looked up at him — they were very close +together — and Dumbledore’s clear blue gaze moved +from the Portkey to Harry’s face. + +At once, Harry’s scar burned white-hot, as though the +old wound had burst open again — and unbidden, +unwanted, but terrifyingly strong, there rose within +Harry a hatred so powerful he felt, for that instant, +that he would like nothing better than to strike — to +bite — to sink his fangs into the man before him — + +“... three.” + +He felt a powerful jerk behind his navel, the ground +vanished from beneath his feet, his hand was glued to +the kettle; he was banging into the others as all sped +forward in a swirl of colors and a rush of wind, the +kettle pulling them onward and then — + +His feet hit the ground so hard that his knees +buckled, the kettle clattered to the ground and +somewhere close at hand a voice said, “Back again, +the blood traitor brats, is it true their father’s dying ... +?” + +“OUT!” roared a second voice. + +Harry scrambled to his feet and looked around; they +had arrived in the gloomy basement kitchen of + +Page | 606Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +number twelve, Grimmauld Place. The only sources of +light were the fire and one guttering candle, which +illuminated the remains of a solitary supper. Kreacher +was disappearing through the door to the hall, +looking back at them malevolently as he hitched up +his loincloth; Sirius was hurrying toward them all, +looking anxious. He was unshaven and still in his day +clothes; there was also a slightly Mundungus-like +whiff of stale drink about him. + +“What’s going on?” he said, stretching out a hand to +help Ginny up. “Phineas Nigellus said Arthur’s been +badly injured — ” + +“Ask Harry,” said Fred. + +“Yeah, I want to hear this for myself,” said George. + +The twins and Ginny were staring at him. Kreacher’s +footsteps had stopped on the stairs outside. + +“It was — ” Harry began; this was even worse than +telling McGonagall and Dumbledore. “I had a — a +kind of — vision...” + +And he told them all that he had seen, though he +altered the story so that it sounded as though he had +watched from the sidelines as the snake attacked, +rather than from behind the snake’s own eyes... Ron, +who was still very white, gave him a fleeting look, but +did not speak. When Harry had finished, Fred, + +George, and Ginny continued to stare at him for a +moment. Harry did not know whether he was +imagining it or not, but he fancied there was +something accusatory in their looks. Well, if they were +going to blame him for just seeing the attack, he was +glad he had not told them that he had been inside the +snake at the time... + + + +Page | 607Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Is Mum here?” said Fred, turning to Sirius. + + + +“She probably doesn’t even know what’s happened +yet,” said Sirius. “The important thing was to get you +away before Umbridge could interfere. I expect +Dumbledore’s letting Molly know now.” + +“We’ve got to go to St. Mungo’s,” said Ginny urgently. +She looked around at her brothers; they were of +course still in their pajamas. “Sirius, can you lend us +cloaks or anything — ?” + +“Hang on, you can’t go tearing off to St. Mungo’s!” +said Sirius. + +“ ’Course we can go to St. Mungo’s if we want,” said +Fred, with a mulish expression, “he’s our dad!” + +“And how are you going to explain how you knew +Arthur was attacked before the hospital even let his +wife know?” + +“What does that matter?” said George hotly. + +“It matters because we don’t want to draw attention +to the fact that Harry is having visions of things that +are happening hundreds of miles away!” said Sirius +angrily. “Have you any idea what the Ministry would +make of that information?” + +Fred and George looked as though they could not care +less what the Ministry made of anything. Ron was still +white-faced and silent. Ginny said, “Somebody else +could have told us... We could have heard it +somewhere other than Harry...” + +“Like who?” said Sirius impatiently. “Listen, your +dad’s been hurt while on duty for the Order and the +circumstances are fishy enough without his children + +Page | 608Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +knowing about it seconds after it happened, you +could seriously damage the Order’s — ” + +“We don’t care about the dumb Order!” shouted Fred. + +“It’s our dad dying we’re talking about!” yelled George. + +“Your father knew what he was getting into, and he +won’t thank you for messing things up for the Order!” +said Sirius angrily in his turn. “This is how it is — +this is why you’re not in the Order — you don’t +understand — there are things worth dying for!” + +“Easy for you to say, stuck here!” bellowed Fred. “I +don’t see you risking your neck!” + +The little color remaining in Sirius’s face drained from +it. He looked for a moment as though he would quite +like to hit Fred, but when he spoke, it was in a voice +of determined calm. “I know it’s hard, but we’ve all got +to act as though we don’t know anything yet. We’ve +got to stay put, at least until we hear from your +mother, all right?” + +Fred and George still looked mutinous. Ginny, +however, took a few steps over to the nearest chair +and sank into it. Harry looked at Ron, who made a +funny movement somewhere between a nod and +shrug, and they sat down too. The twins glared at +Sirius for another minute, then took seats on either +side of Ginny. + +“That’s right,” said Sirius encouragingly, “come on, +let’s all ... let’s all have a drink while we’re waiting. +Accio Butterbeeri” + +He raised his wand as he spoke and half a dozen +bottles came flying toward them out of the pantry, +skidded along the table, scattering the debris of + +Page | 609Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius’s meal, and stopped neatly in front of the six of +them. They all drank, and for a while the only sounds +were those of the crackling of the kitchen fire and the +soft thud of their bottles on the table. + +Harry was only drinking to have something to do with +his hands. His stomach was full of horrible hot, +bubbling guilt. They would not be here if it were not +for him; they would all still be asleep in bed. And it +was no good telling himself that by raising the alarm +he had ensured that Mr. Weasley was found, because +there was also the inescapable business of it being he +who had attacked Mr. Weasley in the first place... + +Don’t be stupid, you haven’t got fangs, he told himself, +trying to keep calm, though the hand on his +butterbeer bottle was shaking. You were lying in bed, +you weren’t attacking anyone... + +But then, what just happened in Dumbledore’s office ? +he asked himself. I felt like I wanted to attack +Dumbledore too... + +He put the bottle down on the table a little harder +than he meant to, so that it slopped over onto the +table. No one took any notice. Then a burst of fire in +midair illuminated the dirty plates in front of them +and as they gave cries of shock, a scroll of parchment +fell with a thud onto the table, accompanied by a +single golden phoenix tail feather. + +“Fawkes!” said Sirius at once, snatching up the +parchment. “That’s not Dumbledore’s writing — it +must be a message from your mother — here — ” + +He thrust the letter into George’s hand, who ripped it +open and read aloud, “ Dad is still alive. I am setting +out for St. Mungo’s now. Stay where you are. I will +send news as soon as I can. Mum.” + +Page | 610Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +George looked around the table. + + + +“Still alive ...” he said slowly. “But that makes it +sound ...” + +He did not need to finish the sentence. It sounded to +Harry too as though Mr. Weasley was hovering +somewhere between life and death. Still exceptionally +pale, Ron stared at the back of his mother’s letter as +though it might speak words of comfort to him. Fred +pulled the parchment out of George’s hands and read +it for himself, then looked up at Harry, who felt his +hand shaking on his butterbeer bottle again and +clenched it more tightly to stop the trembling. + +If Harry had ever sat through a longer night than this +one he could not remember it. Sirius suggested once +that they all go to bed, but without any real +conviction, and the Weasleys’ looks of disgust were +answer enough. They mostly sat in silence around the +table, watching the candle wick sinking lower and +lower into liquid wax, now and then raising bottles to +their lips, speaking only to check the time, to wonder +aloud what was happening, and to reassure one +another that if there was bad news, they would know +straightaway, for Mrs. Weasley must long since have +arrived at St. Mungo’s. + +Fred fell into a doze, his head sagging sideways onto +his shoulder. Ginny was curled like a cat on her +chair, but her eyes were open; Harry could see them +reflecting the firelight. Ron was sitting with his head +in his hands, whether awake or asleep it was +impossible to tell. And he and Sirius looked at each +other every so often, intruders upon the family grief, +waiting ... waiting ... + +And then, at ten past five in the morning by Ron’s +watch, the kitchen door swung open and Mrs. + +Page | 611Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Weasley entered the kitchen. She was extremely pale, +but when they all turned to look at her, Fred, Ron, +and Harry half-rising from their chairs, she gave a +wan smile. + +“He’s going to be all right,” she said, her voice weak +with tiredness. “He’s sleeping. We can all go and see +him later. Bill’s sitting with him now, he’s going to +take the morning off work.” + +Fred fell back into his chair with his hands over his +face. George and Ginny got up, walked swiftly over to +their mother, and hugged her. Ron gave a very shaky +laugh and downed the rest of his butterbeer in one. + +“Breakfast!” said Sirius loudly and joyfully, jumping +to his feet. “Where’s that accursed house-elf? + +Kreacher! KREACHER!” + +But Kreacher did not answer the summons. + +“Oh, forget it, then,” muttered Sirius, counting the +people in front of him. “So it’s breakfast for — let’s see +— seven ... Bacon and eggs, I think, and some tea, +and toast — ” + +Harry hurried over to the stove to help. He did not +want to intrude upon the Weasleys’ happiness, and +he dreaded the moment when Mrs. Weasley would +ask him to recount his vision. However, he had barely +taken plates from the dresser when Mrs. Weasley +lifted them out of his hands and pulled him into a +hug. + +“I don’t know what would have happened if it hadn’t +been for you, Harry,” she said in a muffled voice. + +“They might not have found Arthur for hours, and +then it would have been too late, but thanks to you +he’s alive and Dumbledore’s been able to think up a +Page | 612Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +good cover story for Arthur being where he was, +you’ve no idea what trouble he would have been in +otherwise, look at poor Sturgis...” + +Harry could hardly stand her gratitude, but +fortunately she soon released him to turn to Sirius +and thank him for looking after her children through +the night. Sirius said that he was very pleased to have +been able to help, and hoped they would all stay with +him as long as Mr. Weasley was in hospital. + +“Oh, Sirius, I’m so grateful... They think hell be there +a little while and it would be wonderful to be nearer +...Of course, that might mean we’re here for +Christmas...” + +“The more the merrier!” said Sirius with such obvious +sincerity that Mrs. Weasley beamed at him, threw on +an apron, and began to help with breakfast. + +“Sirius,” Harry muttered, unable to stand it a moment +longer. “Can I have a quick word? Er — now?” + +He walked into the dark pantry and Sirius followed. +Without preamble Harry told his godfather every +detail of the vision he had had, including the fact that +he himself had been the snake who had attacked Mr. +Weasley. + +When he paused for breath, Sirius said, “Did you tell +Dumbledore this?” + +“Yes,” said Harry impatiently, “but he didn’t tell me +what it meant. Well, he doesn’t tell me anything +anymore...” + +“I’m sure he would have told you if it was anything to +worry about,” said Sirius steadily. + + + +Page | 613Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But that’s not all,” said Harry in a voice only a little +above a whisper. “Sirius, I ... I think I’m going mad... +Back in Dumbledore’s office, just before we took the +Portkey . . . for a couple of seconds there I thought I +was a snake, I felt like one — my scar really hurt +when I was looking at Dumbledore — Sirius, I wanted +to attack him — ” + +He could only see a sliver of Sirius’s face; the rest was +in darkness. + +“It must have been the aftermath of the vision, that’s +all,” said Sirius. “You were still thinking of the dream +or whatever it was and — ” + +“It wasn’t that,” said Harry, shaking his head. “It was +like something rose up inside me, like there’s a snake +inside me — ” + +“You need to sleep,” said Sirius firmly. “You’re going +to have breakfast and then go upstairs to bed, and +then you can go and see Arthur after lunch with the +others. You’re in shock, Harry; you’re blaming +yourself for something you only witnessed, and it’s +lucky you did witness it or Arthur might have died. +Just stop worrying...” + +He clapped Harry on the shoulder and left the pantry, +leaving Harry standing alone in the dark. + +Everyone but Harry spent the rest of the morning +sleeping. He went up to the bedroom he had shared +with Ron over the summer, but while Ron crawled +into bed and was asleep within minutes, Harry sat +fully clothed, hunched against the cold metal bars of +the bedstead, keeping himself deliberately +uncomfortable, determined not to fall into a doze, +terrified that he might become the serpent again in +his sleep and awake to find that he had attacked Ron, +Page | 614Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +or else slithered through the house after one of the +others... + +When Ron woke up, Harry pretended to have enjoyed +a refreshing nap too. Their trunks arrived from +Hogwarts while they were eating lunch, so that they +could dress as Muggles for the trip to St. Mungo’s. +Everybody except Harry was riotously happy and +talkative as they changed out of their robes into jeans +and sweatshirts, and they greeted Tonks and Mad- +Eye, who had turned up to escort them across +London, gleefully laughing at the bowler hat Mad-Eye +was wearing at an angle to conceal his magical eye +and assuring him, truthfully, that Tonks, whose hair +was short and bright pink again, would attract far +less attention on the underground. + +Tonks was very interested in Harry’s vision of the +attack on Mr. Weasley, something he was not +remotely interested in discussing. + +“There isn’t any Seer blood in your family, is there?” +she inquired curiously, as they sat side by side on a +train rattling toward the heart of the city. + +“No,” said Harry, thinking of Professor Trelawney and +feeling insulted. + +“No,” said Tonks musingly, “no, I suppose it’s not +really prophecy you’re doing, is it? I mean, you’re not +seeing the future, you’re seeing the present... It’s odd, +isn’t it? Useful, though ...” + +Harry did not answer; fortunately they got out at the +next stop, a station in the very heart of London, and +in the bustle of leaving the train he was able to allow +Fred and George to get between himself and Tonks, +who was leading the way. They all followed her up the +escalator, Moody clunking along at the back of the +Page | 615Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +group, his bowler tilted low and one gnarled hand +stuck in between the buttons of his coat, clutching +his wand. Harry thought he sensed the concealed eye +staring hard at him; trying to deflect more questions +about his dream he asked Mad-Eye where St. + +Mungo’s was hidden. + +“Not far from here,” grunted Moody as they stepped +out into the wintry air on a broad store-lined street +packed with Christmas shoppers. He pushed Harry a +little ahead of him and stumped along just behind; +Harry knew the eye was rolling in all directions under +the tilted hat. “Wasn’t easy to find a good location for +a hospital. Nowhere in Diagon Alley was big enough +and we couldn’t have it underground like the Ministry +— unhealthy. In the end they managed to get hold of +a building up here. Theory was sick wizards could +come and go and just blend in with the crowd...” + +He seized Harry’s shoulder to prevent them being +separated by a gaggle of shoppers plainly intent on +nothing but making it into a nearby shop full of +electrical gadgets. + +“Here we go,” said Moody a moment later. + +They had arrived outside a large, old-fashioned, red +brick department store called Purge and Dowse Ltd. +The place had a shabby, miserable air; the window +displays consisted of a few chipped dummies with +their wigs askew, standing at random and modeling +fashions at least ten years out of date. Large signs on +all the dusty doors read CLOSED FOR +REFURBISHMENT. Harry distinctly heard a large +woman laden with plastic shopping bags say to her +friend as they passed, “It’s never open, that place...” + +“Right,” said Tonks, beckoning them forward to a +window displaying nothing but a particularly ugly + +Page | 616Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +female dummy whose false eyelashes were hanging off +and who was modeling a green nylon pinafore dress. +“Everybody ready?” + +They nodded, clustering around her; Moody gave +Harry another shove between the shoulder blades to +urge him forward and Tonks leaned close to the glass, +looking up at the very ugly dummy and said, her +breath steaming up the glass, “Wotcher ... We’re here +to see Arthur Weasley.” + +For a split second, Harry thought how absurd it was +for Tonks to expect the dummy to hear her talking +that quietly through a sheet of glass, when there were +buses rumbling along behind her and all the racket of +a street full of shoppers. Then he reminded himself +that dummies could not hear anyway. Next second +his mouth opened in shock as the dummy gave a tiny +nod, beckoned its jointed finger, and Tonks had +seized Ginny and Mrs. Weasley by the elbows, +stepped right through the glass and vanished. + +Fred, George, and Ron stepped after them; Harry +glanced around at the jostling crowd; not one of them +seemed to have a glance to spare for window displays +as ugly as Purge and Dowse Ltd.’s, nor did any of +them seem to have noticed that six people had just +melted into thin air in front of them. + +“C’mon,” growled Moody, giving Harry yet another +poke in the back and together they stepped forward +through what felt like a sheet of cool water, emerging +quite warm and dry on the other side. + +There was no sign of the ugly dummy or the space +where she had stood. They had arrived in what +seemed to be a crowded reception area where rows of +witches and wizards sat upon rickety wooden chairs, +some looking perfectly normal and perusing out-of- +P a g e | 617Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +date copies of Witch Weekly, others sporting gruesome +disfigurements such as elephant trunks or extra +hands sticking out of their chests. The room was +scarcely less quiet than the street outside, for many of +the patients were making very peculiar noises. A +sweaty-faced witch in the center of the front row, who +was fanning herself vigorously with a copy of the +Daily Prophet, kept letting off a high-pitched whistle +as steam came pouring out of her mouth, and a +grubby-looking warlock in the corner clanged like a +bell every time he moved, and with each clang his +head vibrated horribly, so that he had to seize himself +by the ears and hold it steady. + +Witches and wizards in lime-green robes were walking +up and down the rows, asking questions and making +notes on clipboards like Umbridge’s. Harry noticed +the emblem embroidered on their chests: a wand and +bone, crossed. + +“Are they doctors?” he asked Ron quietly. + +“Doctors?” said Ron, looking startled. “Those Muggle +nutters that cut people up? Nah, they’re Healers.” + +“Over here!” called Mrs. Weasley over the renewed +clanging of the warlock in the corner, and they +followed her to the queue in front of a plump blonde +witch seated at a desk marked inquiries. The wall +behind her was covered in notices and posters saying +things like A CLEAN CAULDRON KEEPS POTIONS +FROM BECOMING POISONS and ANTIDOTES ARE +ANTI-DONTS UNLESS APPROVED BY A QUALIFIED +HEALER. + +There was also a large portrait of a witch with long +silver ringlets that was labelled + +DILYS DERWENT + +Page | 618Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ST. MUNGO’S HEALER 1722-1741 + + + +HEADMISTRESS OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF + +WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, I74I-I768 + +Dilys was eyeing the Weasley party as though +counting them; when Harry caught her eye she gave a +tiny wink, walked sideways out of her portrait, and +vanished. + +Meanwhile, at the front of the queue, a young wizard +was performing an odd on-the-spot jig and trying, in +between yelps of pain, to explain his predicament to +the witch behind the desk. + +“It’s these — ouch — shoes my brother gave me — ow +— they’re eating my — OUCH — feet — look at them, +there must be some kind of — AARGH — jinx on them +and I can’t — AAAAARGH — get them off — ” + +He hopped from one foot to the other as though +dancing on hot coals. + +“The shoes don’t prevent you reading, do they?” said +the blonde witch irritably, pointing at a large sign to +the left of her desk. “You want Spell Damage, fourth +floor. Just like it says on the floor guide. Next!” + +The wizard hobbled and pranced sideways out of the +way, the Weasley party moved forward a few steps +and Harry read the floor guide: + +ARTIFACT ACCIDENTS Ground Floor + +(Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, +etc.) + + + +Page | 619Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +CREATURE-INDUCED INJURIES + + + +First Floor + + + +(Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.) + +MAGICAL BUGS Second Floor + +(Contagious maladies, e.g., dragon pox, vanishing +sickness, scrofungulus) + +POTION AND PLANT POISONING .... Third Floor + +(Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, etc.) + +SPELL DAMAGE Fourth Floor + +(Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied +charms, etc.) + +VISITORS’ TEAROOM AND HOSPITAL SHOP... .Fifth +Floor + +If you are unsure where to go, incapable, of normal +speech, or unable to remember why you are here, our +Welcome Witch will be pleased to help. + +A very old, stooped wizard with a hearing trumpet +had shuffled to the front of the queue now. + +“I’m here to see Broderick Bode!” he wheezed. + +“Ward forty-nine, but I’m afraid you’re wasting your +time,” said the witch dismissively “He’s completely +addled, you know, still thinks he’s a teapot... Next!” + +A harassed-looking wizard was holding his small +daughter tightly by the ankle while she flapped +around his head using the immensely large, feathery +wings that had sprouted right out the back of her +romper suit. + +Page | 620Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fourth floor,” said the witch in a bored voice, without +asking, and the man disappeared through the double +doors beside the desk, holding his daughter like an +oddly shaped balloon. “Next!” + +Mrs. Weasley moved forward to the desk. + +“Hello,” she said. “My husband, Arthur Weasley, was +supposed to be moved to a different ward this +morning, could you tell us — ?” + +“Arthur Weasley?” said the witch, running her finger +down a long list in front of her. “Yes, first floor, +second door on the right, Dai Llewellyn ward.” + +“Thank you,” said Mrs. Weasley. “Come on, you lot.” + +They followed through the double doors and along the +narrow corridor beyond, which was lined with more +portraits of famous Healers and lit by crystal bubbles +full of candles that floated up on the ceiling, looking +like giant soapsuds. More witches and wizards in +lime-green robes walked in and out of the doors they +passed; a foul-smelling yellow gas wafted into the +passageway as they passed one door, and every now +and then they heard distant wailing. They climbed a +flight of stairs and entered the “Creature-Induced +Injuries” corridor, where the second door on the right +bore the words “DANGEROUS” DAI LLEWELLYN +WARD: SERIOUS BITES. Underneath this was a card +in a brass holder on which had been handwritten +Healer-in-Charge: Hippocrates Smethwyck, Trainee +Healer: Augustus Pye. + +“Well wait outside, Molly,” Tonks said. “Arthur won’t +want too many visitors at once... It ought to be just +the family first.” + + + +Page | 621Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mad-Eye growled his approval of this idea and set +himself with his back against the corridor wall, his +magical eye spinning in all directions. Harry drew +back too, but Mrs. Weasley reached out a hand and +pushed him through the door, saying, “Don’t be silly, +Harry, Arthur wants to thank you...” + +The ward was small and rather dingy as the only +window was narrow and set high in the wall facing +the door. Most of the light came from more shining +crystal bubbles clustered in the middle of the ceiling. +The walls were of panelled oak and there was a +portrait of a rather vicious-looking wizard on the wall, +captioned URQUHART RACKHARROW, 1612-1697, +INVENTOR OF THE ENTRAIL- EXPELLING CURSE. + +There were only three patients. Mr. Weasley was +occupying the bed at the far end of the ward beside +the tiny window. Harry was pleased and relieved to +see that he was propped up on several pillows and +reading the Daily Prophet by the solitary ray of +sunlight falling onto his bed. He looked around as +they walked toward him and, seeing whom it was, +beamed. + +“Hello!” he called, throwing the Prophet aside. “Bill +just left, Molly, had to get back to work, but he says +he’ll drop in on you later...” + +“How are you, Arthur?” asked Mrs. Weasley, bending +down to kiss his cheek and looking anxiously into his +face. “You’re still looking a bit peaky...” + +“I feel absolutely fine,” said Mr. Weasley brightly, +holding out his good arm to give Ginny a hug. “If they +could only take the bandages off, I’d be fit to go +home.” + +“Why can’t they take them off, Dad?” asked Fred. + +Page | 622Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I start bleeding like mad every time they try,” +said Mr. Weasley cheerfully, reaching across for his +wand, which lay on his bedside cabinet, and waving it +so that six extra chairs appeared at his bedside to +seat them all. “It seems there was some rather +unusual kind of poison in that snake’s fangs that +keeps wounds open... They’re sure they’ll find an +antidote, though, they say they’ve had much worse +cases than mine, and in the meantime I just have to +keep taking a Blood-Replenishing Potion every hour. +But that fellow over there,” he said, dropping his voice +and nodding toward the bed opposite in which a man +lay looking green and sickly and staring at the ceiling. +“Bitten by a werewolf, poor chap. No cure at all.” + +“A werewolf?” whispered Mrs. Weasley, looking +alarmed. “Is he safe in a public ward? Shouldn’t he be +in a private room?” + +“It’s two weeks till full moon,” Mr. Weasley reminded +her quietly. “They’ve been talking to him this +morning, the Healers, you know, trying to persuade +him he’ll be able to lead an almost normal life. I said +to him — didn’t mention names, of course — but I +said I knew a werewolf personally, very nice man, who +finds the condition quite easy to manage...” + +“What did he say?” asked George. + +“Said he’d give me another bite if I didn’t shut up,” +said Mr. Weasley sadly. “And that woman over there,” +he indicated the only other occupied bed, which was +right beside the door, “won’t tell the Healers what bit +her, which makes us all think it must have been +something she was handling illegally. Whatever it was +took a real chunk out of her leg, very nasty smell +when they take off the dressings.” + + + +Page | 623Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So, you going to tell us what happened, Dad?” asked +Fred, pulling his chair closer to the bed. + +“Well, you already know, don’t you?” said Mr. + +Weasley, with a significant smile at Harry. “It’s very +simple — I’d had a very long day, dozed off, got +sneaked up on, and bitten.” + +“Is it in the Prophet, you being attacked?” asked Fred, +indicating the newspaper Mr. Weasley had cast aside. + +“No, of course not,” said Mr. Weasley, with a slightly +bitter smile, “the Ministry wouldn’t want everyone to +know a dirty great serpent got — ” + +“Arthur!” said Mrs. Weasley warningly. + +“ — got — er — me,” Mr. Weasley said hastily, though +Harry was quite sure that was not what he had meant +to say. + +“So where were you when it happened, Dad?” asked +George. + +“That’s my business,” said Mr. Weasley, though with +a small smile. He snatched up the Daily Prophet, +shook it open again and said, “I was just reading +about Willy Widdershins’s arrest when you arrived. +You know Willy turned out to be behind those +regurgitating toilets last summer? One of his jinxes +backfired, the toilet exploded, and they found him +lying unconscious in the wreckage covered from head +to foot in — ” + +“When you say you were ‘on duty,’ ” Fred interrupted +in a low voice, “what were you doing?” + + + +Page | 624Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You heard your father,” whispered Mrs. Weasley, “we +are not discussing this here! Go on about Willy +Widdershins, Arthur — ” + +“Well, don’t ask me how, but he actually got off on the +toilet charge,” said Mr. Weasley grimly. “I can only +suppose gold changed hands — ” + +“You were guarding it, weren’t you?” said George +quietly. “The weapon? The thing You-Know- Who’s +after?” + +“George, be quiet!” snapped Mrs. Weasley. + +“Anyway,” said Mr. Weasley in a raised voice, “this +time Willy’s been caught selling biting doorknobs to +Muggles, and I don’t think he’ll be able to worm his +way out of it because according to this article, two +Muggles have lost fingers and are now in St. Mungo’s +for emergency bone regrowth and memory +modification. Just think of it, Muggles in St. Mungo’s! +I wonder which ward they’re in?” + +And he looked eagerly around as though hoping to +see a signpost. + +“Didn’t you say You-Know- Who’s got a snake, Harry?” +asked Fred, looking at his father for a reaction. “A +massive one? You saw it the night he returned, didn’t +you?” + +“That’s enough,” said Mrs. Weasley crossly. “Mad-Eye +and Tonks are outside, Arthur, they want to come +and see you. And you lot can wait outside,” she added +to her children and Harry. “You can come and say +good-bye afterward. Go on...” + + + +Page | 625Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They trooped back into the corridor. Mad-Eye and +Tonks went in and closed the door of the ward behind +them. Fred raised his eyebrows. + +“Fine,” he said coolly, rummaging in his pockets, “be +like that. Don’t tell us anything.” + +“Looking for these?” said George, holding out what +looked like a tangle of flesh-colored string. + +“You read my mind,” said Fred, grinning. “Let’s see if +St. Mungo’s puts Imperturbable Charms on its ward +doors, shall we?” + +He and George disentangled the string and separated +five Extendable Ears from each other. Fred and +George handed them around. Harry hesitated to take +one. + +“Go on, Harry, take it! You saved Dad’s life, if +anyone’s got the right to eavesdrop on him it’s you...” + +Grinning in spite of himself, Harry took the end of the +string and inserted it into his ear as the twins had +done. + +“Okay, go!” Fred whispered. + +The flesh-colored strings wriggled like long skinny +worms, then snaked under the door. For a few +seconds Harry could hear nothing, then he heard +Tonks whispering as clearly as though she were +standing right beside him. + +"... they searched the whole area but they couldn’t +find the snake anywhere, it just seems to have +vanished after it attacked you, Arthur... But You- +Know-Who can’t have expected a snake to get in, can +he?” + +Page | 626Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I reckon he sent it as a lookout,” growled Moody, “ +’cause he’s not had any luck so far, has he? No, I +reckon he’s trying to get a clearer picture of what he’s +facing and if Arthur hadn’t been there the beast +would’ve had much more time to look around. So +Potter says he saw it all happen?” + +“Yes,” said Mrs. Weasley. She sounded rather uneasy. +“You know, Dumbledore seems almost to have been +waiting for Harry to see something like this...” + +“Yeah, well,” said Moody, “there’s something funny +about the Potter kid, we all know that.” + +“Dumbledore seemed worried about Harry when I +spoke to him this morning,” whispered Mrs. Weasley. + +“ ’Course he’s worried,” growled Moody. “The boy’s +seeing things from inside You-Know- Who’s snake... +Obviously, Potter doesn’t realize what that means, but +if You- Know- Who’s possessing him — ” + +Harry pulled the Extendable Ear out of his own, his +heart hammering very fast and heat rushing up his +face. He looked around at the others. They were all +staring at him, the strings still trailing from their +ears, looking suddenly fearful. + + + +Page | 627Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +CHRISTMAS ON THE CLOSED WARD + +Was this why Dumbledore would no longer meet +Harry’s eyes? Did he expect to see Voldemort staring +out of them, afraid, perhaps, that their vivid green +might turn suddenly to scarlet, with catlike slits for +pupils? Harry remembered how the snakelike face of +Voldemort had once forced itself out of the back of +Professor Quirrell’s head, and he ran his hand over +the back of his own, wondering what it would feel like +if Voldemort burst out of his skull... + +He felt dirty, contaminated, as though he were +carrying some deadly germ, unworthy to sit on the +underground train back from the hospital with +innocent, clean people whose minds and bodies were +free of the taint of Voldemort... He had not merely +seen the snake, he had been the snake, he knew it +now. . . + +And then a truly terrible thought occurred to him, a +memory bobbing to the surface of his mind, one that +made his insides writhe and squirm like serpents... + + + +Page | 628Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“What’s he after apart from followers?” + +“Stuff he can only get by stealth ... like a weapon. +Something he didn’t have last time.” + +I’m the weapon, Harry thought, and it was as though +poison were pumping through his veins, chilling him, +bringing him out in a sweat as he swayed with the +train through the dark tunnel. I’m the one Voldemort’s +trying to use, that’s why they’ve got guards around me +everywhere I go, it’s not for my protection, it’s for other +people’s, only it’s not working, they can’t have +someone on me all the time at Hogwarts... I did attack +Mr. Weasley last night, it was me, Voldemort made me +do it and he could be inside me, listening to my +thoughts right now... + +“Are you all right, Harry, dear?” whispered Mrs. +Weasley, leaning across Ginny to speak to him as the +train rattled along through its dark tunnel. “You don’t +look very well. Are you feeling sick?” + +They were all watching him. He shook his head +violently and stared up at an advertisement for home +insurance. + +“Harry, dear, are you sure you’re all right?” said Mrs. +Weasley in a worried voice, as they walked around the +unkempt patch of grass in the middle of Grimmauld +Place. “You look ever so pale... Are you sure you slept +this morning? You go upstairs to bed right now, and +you can have a couple of hours’ sleep before dinner, +all right?” + +He nodded; here was a ready-made excuse not to talk +to any of the others, which was precisely what he +wanted, so when she opened the front door he +proceeded straight past the troll’s leg umbrella stand + + + +Page | 629Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and up the stairs and hurried into his and Ron’s +bedroom. + +Here he began to pace up and down, past the two +beds and Phineas Nigellus’s empty portrait, his brain +teeming and seething with questions and ever more +dreadful ideas... + +How had he become a snake? Perhaps he was an +Animagus... No, he couldn’t be, he would know... +perhaps Voldemort was an Animagus... Yes, thought +Harry, that would fit, he would turn into a snake of +course ... and when he’s possessing me, then we both +transform... That still doesn’t explain how come I got to +London and back to my bed in the space of about five +minutes, though... But then Voldemort’ s about the most +powerful wizard in the world, apart from Dumbledore, +it’s probably no problem at all to him to transport +people like that... + +And then, with a terrible stab of panic he thought, but +this is insane — if Voldemort’s possessing me, I’m +giving him a clear view into the headquarters of the +Order of the Phoenix right now! He’ll know who’s in the +Order and where Sirius is ... and I’ve heard loads of +stuff I shouldn’t have, everything Sirius told me the +first night I was here... + +There was only one thing for it: He would have to +leave Grimmauld Place straightaway. He would spend +Christmas at Hogwarts without the others, which +would keep them safe over the holidays at least... But +no, that wouldn’t do, there were still plenty of people +at Hogwarts to maim and injure, what if it was +Seamus, Dean, or Neville next time? He stopped his +pacing and stood staring at Phineas Nigellus’s empty +frame. A leaden sensation was settling in the pit of his +stomach. He had no alternative: He was going to have + + + +Page | 630Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to return to Privet Drive, cut himself off from other +wizards entirely... + + + +Well, if he had to do it, he thought, there was no point +hanging around. Trying with all his might not to think +how the Dursleys were going to react when they found +him on their doorstep six months earlier than they +had expected, he strode over to his trunk, slammed +the lid shut and locked it, then glanced around +automatically for Hedwig before remembering that she +was still at Hogwarts — well, her cage would be one +less thing to carry — he seized one end of his trunk +and had dragged it halfway toward the door when a +sneaky voice said, “Running away, are we?” + +He looked around. Phineas Nigellus had appeared +upon the canvas of his portrait and was leaning +against the frame, watching Harry with an amused +expression on his face. + +“Not running away, no,” said Harry shortly, dragging +his trunk a few more feet across the room. + +“I thought,” said Phineas Nigellus, stroking his +pointed beard, “that to belong in Gryffindor House +you were supposed to be brave? It looks to me as +though you would have been better off in my own +house. We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. +For instance, given the choice, we will always choose +to save our own necks.” + +“It’s not my own neck I’m saving,” said Harry tersely, +tugging the trunk over a patch of particularly uneven, +moth-eaten carpet right in front of the door. + +“Oh I see,” said Phineas Nigellus, still stroking his +beard. “This is no cowardly flight — you are being +noble.” + +Page | 631Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry ignored him. His hand was on the doorknob +when Phineas Nigellus said lazily, “I have a message +for you from Albus Dumbledore.” + +Harry spun around. + +“What is it?” + +“Stay where you are.” + +“I haven’t moved!” said Harry, his hand still upon the +doorknob. “So what’s the message?” + +“I have just given it to you, dolt,” said Phineas +Nigellus smoothly. “Dumbledore says, ‘Stay where +you are. ’ ” + +“Why?” said Harry eagerly, dropping the end of his +trunk. “Why does he want me to stay? What else did +he say?” + +“Nothing whatsoever,” said Phineas Nigellus, raising a +thin black eyebrow as though he found Harry +impertinent. + +Harry’s temper rose to the surface like a snake +rearing from long grass. He was exhausted, he was +confused beyond measure, he had experienced terror, +relief, and then terror again in the last twelve hours, +and still Dumbledore did not want to talk to him! + +“So that’s it, is it?” he said loudly. “Stay there? That’s +all anyone could tell me after I got attacked by those +dementors too! Just stay put while the grown-ups +sort it out, Harry! We won’t bother telling you +anything, though, because your tiny little brain might +not be able to cope with it!” + + + +Page | 632Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You know,” said Phineas Nigellus, even more loudly +than Harry, “this is precisely why I loathed being a +teacher! Young people are so infernally convinced that +they are absolutely right about everything. Has it not +occurred to you, my poor puffed-up popinjay, that +there might be an excellent reason why the +headmaster of Hogwarts is not confiding every tiny +detail of his plans to you? Have you never paused, +while feeling hard-done-by, to note that following +Dumbledore ’s orders has never yet led you into harm? +No. No, like all young people, you are quite sure that +you alone feel and think, you alone recognize danger, +you alone are the only one clever enough to realize +what the Dark Lord may be planning...” + +“He is planning something to do with me, then?” said +Harry swiftly. + +“Did I say that?” said Phineas Nigellus, idly examining +his silk gloves. “Now, if you will excuse me, I have +better things to do than to listen to adolescent +agonizing... Good day to you...” + +And he strolled into his frame and out of sight. + +“Fine, go then!” Harry bellowed at the empty frame. +“And tell Dumbledore thanks for nothing!” + +The empty canvas remained silent. Fuming, Harry +dragged his trunk back to the foot of his bed, then +threw himself facedown upon the moth-eaten covers, +his eyes shut, his body heavy and aching. . . + +He felt he had journeyed miles and miles... It seemed +impossible that less than twenty-four hours ago Cho +Chang had been approaching him under the +mistletoe... He was so tired... He was scared to sleep +... yet he did not know how long he could fight it... +Dumbledore had told him to stay... That must mean +Page | 633Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he was allowed to sleep... But he was scared... What if +it happened again ... ? + +He was sinking into shadows... + +It was as though a film in his head had been waiting +to start. He was walking down a deserted corridor +toward a plain black door, past rough stone walls, +torches, and an open doorway onto a flight of stone +steps leading downstairs on the left... + +He reached the black door but could not open it... He +stood gazing at it, desperate for entry. . . Something he +wanted with all his heart lay beyond... A prize beyond +his dreams... If only his scar would stop prickling ... +then he would be able to think more clearly. . . + +“Harry,” said Ron’s voice, from far, far away, “Mum +says dinner’s ready, but she’ll save you something if +you want to stay in bed...” + +Harry opened his eyes, but Ron had already left the +room. + +He doesn’t want to be on his own with me, Harry +thought. Not after what he heard Moody say ... + +He supposed none of them would want him there +anymore now that they knew what was inside him... + +He would not go down to dinner; he would not inflict +his company upon them. He turned over onto his +other side and after a while dropped back off to sleep, +waking much later in the early hours of the morning, +with his insides aching with hunger, and Ron snoring +in the next bed. Squinting around the room he saw +the dark outline of Phineas Nigellus standing again in +his portrait and it occurred to Harry that Dumbledore + + + +Page | 634Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had probably set Phineas Nigellus to watch over him, +in case he attacked somebody else. + +The feeling of being unclean intensified. He half +wished he had not obeyed Dumbledore and stayed... + +If this was how life was going to be in Grimmauld +Place from now on, maybe he would be better off in +Privet Drive after all. + +Everybody else spent the following morning putting +up Christmas decorations. Harry could not remember +Sirius ever being in such a good mood; he was +actually singing carols, apparently delighted that he +was to have company over Christmas. Harry could +hear his voice echoing up through the floor in the cold +and empty drawing room where he was sitting alone, +watching the sky outside the windows growing whiter, +threatening snow, all the time feeling a savage +pleasure that he was giving the others the +opportunity to keep talking about him, as they were +bound to be doing. When he heard Mrs. Weasley +calling his name softly up the stairs around +lunchtime he retreated farther upstairs and ignored +her. + +It was around six o’clock in the evening that the +doorbell rang and Mrs. Black started screaming +again. Assuming that Mundungus or some other +Order member had come to call, Harry merely settled +himself more comfortably against the wall of +Buckbeak the hippogriff’s room where he was hiding, +trying to ignore how hungry he felt as he fed +Buckbeak dead rats. It came as a slight shock when +somebody hammered hard on the door a few minutes +later. + +“I know you’re in there,” said Hermione’s voice. “Will +you please come out? I want to talk to you.” + + + +Page | 635Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What are you doing here?” Harry asked her, pulling +open the door, as Buckbeak resumed his scratching +at the straw-strewn floor for any fragments of rat he +might have dropped. “I thought you were skiing with +your mum and dad.” + +“Well, to tell the truth, skiing’s not really my thing,” +said Hermione. “So I’ve come for Christmas.” There +was snow in her hair and her face was pink with cold. +“But don’t tell Ron that, I told him it’s really good +because he kept laughing so much. Anyway, Mum +and Dad are a bit disappointed, but I’ve told them +that everyone who’s serious about the exams is +staying at Hogwarts to study. They want me to do +well, they’ll understand. Anyway,” she said briskly, +“let’s go to your bedroom, Ron’s mum’s lit a fire in +there and she’s sent up sandwiches.” + +Harry followed her back to the second floor. When he +entered the bedroom he was rather surprised to see +both Ron and Ginny waiting for them, sitting on Ron’s +bed. + +“I came on the Knight Bus,” said Hermione airily, +pulling off her jacket before Harry had time to speak. +“Dumbledore told me what had happened first thing +this morning, but I had to wait for term to end +officially before setting off. Umbridge is already livid +that you lot disappeared right under her nose, even +though Dumbledore told her Mr. Weasley was in St. +Mungo’s, and he’d given you all permission to visit. So + + + +She sat down next to Ginny, and the two girls and +Ron looked up at Harry. + +“How’re you feeling?” asked Hermione. + +“Fine,” said Harry stiffly. + +Page | 636Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, don’t lie, Harry,” she said impatiently. “Ron and +Ginny say you’ve been hiding from everyone since you +got back from St. Mungo’s.” + +“They do, do they?” said Harry, glaring at Ron and +Ginny. Ron looked down at his feet but Ginny seemed +quite unabashed. + +“Well, you have!” she said. “And you won’t look at any +of us!” + +“It’s you lot who won’t look at me!” said Harry angrily. + +“Maybe you’re taking it in turns to look and keep +missing each other,” suggested Hermione, the corners +of her mouth twitching. + +“Very funny,” snapped Harry, turning away. + +“Oh, stop feeling all misunderstood,” said Hermione +sharply. “Look, the others have told me what you +overheard last night on the Extendable Ears — ” + +“Yeah?” growled Harry, his hands deep in his pockets +as he watched the snow now falling thickly outside. +“All been talking about me, have you? Well, I’m +getting used to it...” + +“We wanted to talk to you, Harry,” said Ginny, “but as +you’ve been hiding ever since we got back — ” + +“I didn’t want anyone to talk to me,” said Harry, who +was feeling more and more nettled. + +“Well, that was a bit stupid of you,” said Ginny +angrily, “seeing as you don’t know anyone but me +who’s been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can +tell you how it feels.” + + + +Page | 637Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry remained quite still as the impact of these +words hit him. Then he turned on the spot to face +her. + + + +“I forgot,” he said. + +“Lucky you,” said Ginny coolly. + +“I’m sorry,” Harry said, and he meant it. “So ... so do +you think I’m being possessed, then?” + +“Well, can you remember everything you’ve been +doing?” Ginny asked. “Are there big blank periods +where you don’t know what you’ve been up to?” + +Harry racked his brains. + +“No,” he said. + +“Then You-Know-Who hasn’t ever possessed you,” +said Ginny simply. “When he did it to me, I couldn’t +remember what I’d been doing for hours at a time. I’d +find myself somewhere and not know how I got there.” + +Harry hardly dared believe her, yet his heart was +lightening almost in spite of himself. + +“That dream I had about your dad and the snake, +though — ” + +“Harry, you’ve had these dreams before,” Hermione +said. “You had flashes of what Voldemort was up to +last year.” + +“This was different,” said Harry, shaking his head. “I +was inside that snake. It was like I was the snake... +What if Voldemort somehow transported me to +London — ?” + +Page | 638Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“One day,” said Hermione, sounding thoroughly +exasperated, “you’ll read Hogwarts, A History, and +perhaps that will remind you that you can’t Apparate +or Disapparate inside Hogwarts. Even Voldemort +couldn’t just make you fly out of your dormitory, +Harry.” + +“You didn’t leave your bed, mate,” said Ron. “I saw +you thrashing around in your sleep about a minute +before we could wake you up...” + +Harry started pacing up and down the room again, +thinking. What they were all saying was not only +comforting, it made sense... Without really thinking +he took a sandwich from the plate on the bed and +crammed it hungrily into his mouth... + +I’m not the weapon after all, thought Harry. His heart +swelled with happiness and relief, and he felt like +joining in as they heard Sirius tramping past their +door toward Buckbeak’s room, singing “God Rest Ye +Merry, Hippogriffs” at the top of his voice. + +How could he have dreamed of returning to Privet +Drive for Christmas? Sirius’s delight at having the +house full again, and especially at having Harry back, +was infectious. He was no longer their sullen host of +the summer; now he seemed determined that +everyone should enjoy themselves as much, if not +more, than they would have done at Hogwarts, and he +worked tirelessly in the run-up to Christmas Day, +cleaning and decorating with their help, so that by +the time they all went to bed on Christmas Eve the +house was barely recognizable. The tarnished +chandeliers were no longer hung with cobwebs but +with garlands of holly and gold and silver streamers; +magical snow glittered in heaps over the threadbare +carpets; a great Christmas tree, obtained by +Mundungus and decorated with live fairies, blocked +Page | 639Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius’s family tree from view; and even the stuffed elf +heads on the hall wall wore Father Christmas hats +and beards. + +Harry awoke on Christmas morning to find a stack of +presents at the foot of his bed and Ron already +halfway through opening his own, rather larger, pile. + +“Good haul this year,” he informed Harry through a +cloud of paper. “Thanks for the Broom Compass, it’s +excellent, beats Hermione’s — she’s got me a +homework planner — ” + +Harry sorted through his presents and found one with +Hermione’s handwriting on it. She had given him too +a book that resembled a diary, except that it said +things like “Do it today or later you’ll pay\” every time +he opened a page. + +Sirius and Lupin had given Harry a set of excellent +books entitled Practical Defensive Magic and Its Use +Against the Dark Arts, which had superb, moving +color illustrations of all the counterjinxes and hexes it +described. Harry flicked through the first volume +eagerly; he could see it was going to be highly useful +in his plans for the D.A. Hagrid had sent a furry +brown wallet that had fangs, which were presumably +supposed to be an antitheft device, but unfortunately +prevented Harry putting any money in without getting +his fingers ripped off. Tonks’s present was a small, +working model of a Firebolt, which Harry watched fly +around the room, wishing he still had his full-size +version; Ron had given him an enormous box of +Every-Flavor Beans; Mr. and Mrs. Weasley the usual +hand-knitted jumper and some mince pies; and +Dobby, a truly dreadful painting that Harry suspected +had been done by the elf himself. He had just turned +it upside down to see whether it looked better that + + + +Page | 640Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +way when, with a loud crack, Fred and George +Apparated at the foot of his bed. + + + +“Merry Christmas,” said George. “Don’t go downstairs +for a bit.” + +“Why not?” said Ron. + +“Mum’s crying again,” said Fred heavily. “Percy sent +back his Christmas jumper.” + +“Without a note,” added George. “Hasn’t asked how +Dad is or visited him or anything...” + +“We tried to comfort her,” said Fred, moving around +the bed to look at Harry’s portrait. “Told her Percy’s +nothing more than a humongous pile of rat droppings + + + +“ — didn’t work,” said George, helping himself to a +Chocolate Frog. “So Lupin took over. Best let him +cheer her up before we go down for breakfast, I +reckon.” + +“What’s that supposed to be anyway?” asked Fred, +squinting at Dobby’s painting. “Looks like a gibbon +with two black eyes.” + +“It’s Harry!” said George, pointing at the back of the +picture. “Says so on the back!” + +“Good likeness,” said Fred, grinning. Harry threw his +new homework diary at him; it hit the wall opposite +and fell to the floor where it said happily, “If you’ve +dotted the i’s and crossed the t’s then you may do +whatever you pleasel” + +They got up and dressed; they could hear various +inhabitants of the house calling “Merry Christmas” to + +Page | 641Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +each other. On their way downstairs they met +Hermione. “Thanks for the book, Harry!” she said +happily. “I’ve been wanting that New Theory of +Numerology for ages! And that perfume is really +unusual, Ron.” + +“No problem,” said Ron. “Who’s that for anyway?” he +added, nodding at the neatly wrapped present she +was carrying. + +“Kreacher,” said Hermione brightly. + +“It had better not be clothes!” said Ron warningly. +“You know what Sirius said, Kreacher knows too +much, we can’t set him free!” + +“It isn’t clothes,” said Hermione, “although if I had my +way I’d certainly give him something to wear other +than that filthy old rag. No, it’s a patchwork quilt, I +thought it would brighten up his bedroom.” + +“What bedroom?” said Harry, dropping his voice to a +whisper as they were passing the portrait of Sirius’s +mother. + +“Well, Sirius says it’s not so much a bedroom, more a +kind of — den,” said Hermione. “Apparently he sleeps +under the boiler in that cupboard off the kitchen.” + +Mrs. Weasley was the only person in the basement +when they arrived there. She was standing at the +stove and sounded as though she had a bad head +cold when she wished them Merry Christmas, and +they all averted their eyes. + +“So, this is Kreacher’s bedroom?” said Ron, strolling +over to a dingy door in the corner opposite the pantry +which Harry had never seen open. + + + +Page | 642Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Hermione, now sounding a little nervous. +“Er ... I think we’d better knock ...” + +Ron rapped the door with his knuckles but there was +no reply. + +“He must be sneaking around upstairs,” he said, and +without further ado pulled open the door. “Urgh.” + +Harry peered inside. Most of the cupboard was taken +up with a very large and old-fashioned boiler, but in +the foot’s space underneath the pipes Kreacher had +made himself something that looked like a nest. A +jumble of assorted rags and smelly old blankets were +piled on the floor and the small dent in the middle of +it showed where Kreacher curled up to sleep every +night. Here and there among the material were stale +bread crusts and moldy old bits of cheese. In a far +corner glinted small objects and coins that Harry +guessed Kreacher had saved, magpielike, from +Sirius’s purge of the house, and he had also managed +to retrieve the silver-framed family photographs that +Sirius had thrown away over the summer. Their glass +might be shattered, but still the little black-and-white +people inside them peered haughtily up at him, +including — he felt a little jolt in his stomach — the +dark, heavy-lidded woman whose trial he had +witnessed in Dumbledore’s Pensieve: Bellatrix +Lestrange. By the looks of it, hers was Kreacher ’s +favorite photograph; he had placed it to the fore of all +the others and had mended the glass clumsily with +Spellotape. + +“I think I’ll just leave his present here,” said +Hermione, laying the package neatly in the middle of +the depression in the rags and blankets and closing +the door quietly. “He’ll find it later, that’ll be fine...” + + + +Page | 643Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come to think of it,” said Sirius, emerging from the +pantry carrying a large turkey as they closed the +cupboard door, “has anyone actually seen Kreacher +lately?” + +“I haven’t seen him since the night we came back +here,” said Harry. “You were ordering him out of the +kitchen.” + +“Yeah ...” said Sirius, frowning. “You know, I think +that’s the last time I saw him, too... He must be +hiding upstairs somewhere...” + +“He couldn’t have left, could he?” said Harry. “I mean, +when you said ‘out,’ maybe he thought you meant, get +out of the house?” + +“No, no, house-elves can’t leave unless they’re given +clothes, they’re tied to their family’s house,” said +Sirius. + +“They can leave the house if they really want to,” + +Harry contradicted him. “Dobby did, he left the +Malfoys’ to give me warnings two years ago. He had to +punish himself afterward, but he still managed it.” + +Sirius looked slightly disconcerted for a moment, then +said, “I’ll look for him later, I expect I’ll find him +upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother’s old +bloomers or something... Of course, he might have +crawled into the airing cupboard and died... But I +mustn’t get my hopes up...” + +Fred, George, and Ron laughed; Hermione, however, +looked reproachful. + +Once they had had their Christmas lunch, the +Weasleys and Harry and Hermione were planning to +pay Mr. Weasley another visit, escorted by Mad-Eye + +Page | 644Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and Lupin. Mundungus turned up in time for +Christmas pudding and trifle, having managed to +“borrow” a car for the occasion, as the Underground +did not run on Christmas Day. The car, which Harry +doubted very much had been taken with the +knowledge or consent of its owner, had had a similar +Enlarging Spell put upon it as the Weasleys’ old Ford +Anglia; although normally proportioned outside, ten +people with Mundungus driving were able to fit into it +quite comfortably. Mrs. Weasley hesitated at the point +of getting inside; Harry knew that her disapproval of +Mundungus was battling with her dislike of traveling +without magic; finally the cold outside and her +children’s pleading triumphed, and she settled herself +into the backseat between Fred and Bill with good +grace. + +The journey to St. Mungo’s was quite quick, as there +was very little traffic on the roads. A small trickle of +witches and wizards were creeping furtively up the +otherwise deserted street to visit the hospital. Harry +and the others got out of the car, and Mundungus +drove off around the corner to wait for them; they +strolled casually toward the window where the +dummy in green nylon stood, then, one by one, +stepped through the glass. + +The reception area looked pleasantly festive: The +crystal orbs that illuminated St. Mungo’s had been +turned to red and gold so that they became gigantic, +glowing Christmas baubles; holly hung around every +doorway, and shining white Christmas trees covered +in magical snow and icicles glittered in every corner, +each topped with a gleaming gold star. It was less +crowded than the last time they had been there, +although halfway across the room Harry found +himself shunted aside by a witch with a walnut +jammed up her left nostril. + + + +Page | 645Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Family argument, eh?” smirked the blonde witch +behind the desk. “You’re the third I’ve seen today ... +Spell Damage, fourth floor ...” + +They found Mr. Weasley propped up in bed with the +remains of his turkey dinner on a tray in his lap and +a rather sheepish expression on his face. + +“Everything all right, Arthur?” asked Mrs. Weasley, +after they had all greeted Mr. Weasley and handed +over their presents. + +“Fine, fine,” said Mr. Weasley, a little too heartily. + +“You — er — haven’t seen Healer Smethwyck, have +you?” + +“No,” said Mrs. Weasley suspiciously, “why?” + +“Nothing, nothing,” said Mr. Weasley airily, starting to +unwrap his pile of gifts. “Well, everyone had a good +day? What did you all get for Christmas? Oh, Harry — +this is absolutely wonderful — ” + +For he had just opened Harry’s gift of fuse-wire and +screwdrivers. Mrs. Weasley did not seem entirely +satisfied with Mr. Weasley’s answer. As her husband +leaned over to shake Harry’s hand, she peered at the +bandaging under his nightshirt. + +“Arthur,” she said, with a snap in her voice like a +mousetrap, “you’ve had your bandages changed. Why +have you had your bandages changed a day early, +Arthur? They told me they wouldn’t need doing until +tomorrow.” + +“What?” said Mr. Weasley, looking rather frightened +and pulling the bed covers higher up his chest. “No, +no — it’s nothing — it’s — I — ” + + + +Page | 646Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He seemed to deflate under Mrs. Weasley’s piercing +gaze. + +“Well — now don’t get upset, Molly, but Augustus Pye +had an idea... He’s the Trainee Healer, you know, +lovely young chap and very interested in . . . um . . . +complementary medicine... I mean, some of these old +Muggle remedies ... well, they’re called stitches, Molly, +and they work very well on — on Muggle wounds — ” + +Mrs. Weasley let out an ominous noise somewhere +between a shriek and a snarl. Lupin strolled away +from the bed and over to the werewolf, who had no +visitors and was looking rather wistfully at the crowd +around Mr. Weasley; Bill muttered something about +getting himself a cup of tea and Fred and George leapt +up to accompany him, grinning. + +“Do you mean to tell me,” said Mrs. Weasley, her +voice growing louder with every word and apparently +unaware that her fellow visitors were scurrying for +cover, “that you have been messing about with +Muggle remedies?” + +“Not messing about, Molly, dear,” said Mr. Weasley +imploringly. “It was just — just something Pye and I +thought we’d try — only, most unfortunately — well, +with these particular kinds of wounds — it doesn’t +seem to work as well as we’d hoped — ” + +“Meaning?” + +“Well ... well, I don’t know whether you know what — +what stitches are?” + +“It sounds as though you’ve been trying to sew your +skin back together,” said Mrs. Weasley with a snort of +mirthless laughter, “but even you, Arthur, wouldn’t +be that stupid — ” + +Page | 647Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I fancy a cup of tea too,” said Harry, jumping to his +feet. + + + +Hermione, Ron, and Ginny almost sprinted to the +door with him. As it swung closed behind them, they +heard Mrs. Weasley shriek, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, +THAT’S THE GENERAL IDEA?” + +“Typical Dad,” said Ginny, shaking her head as they +set off up the corridor. “Stitches ... I ask you ...” + +“Well, you know, they do work well on non-magical +wounds,” said Hermione fairly. “I suppose something +in that snake’s venom dissolves them or something... +I wonder where the tearoom is?” + +“Fifth floor,” said Harry, remembering the sign over +the Welcome Witch’s desk. + +They walked along the corridor through a set of +double doors and found a rickety staircase lined with +more portraits of brutal-looking Healers. As they +climbed it, the various Healers called out to them, +diagnosing odd complaints and suggesting horrible +remedies. Ron was seriously affronted when a +medieval wizard called out that he clearly had a bad +case of spattergroit. + +“And what’s that supposed to be?” he asked angrily, +as the Healer pursued him through six more +portraits, shoving the occupants out of the way. + +“ Tis a most grievous affliction of the skin, young +master, that will leave you pockmarked and more +gruesome even than you are now — ” + +“Watch who you’re calling gruesome!” said Ron, his +ears turning red. + + + +Page | 648Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it +tight about your throat, stand naked by the full moon +in a barrel of eels’ eyes — ” + +“I have not got spattergroit!” + +“But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young +master — ” + +“They’re freckles!” said Ron furiously. “Now get back +in your own picture and leave me alone!” + +He rounded on the others, who were all keeping +determinedly straight faces. + +“What floor’s this?” + +“I think it’s the fifth,” said Hermione. + +“Nah, it’s the fourth,” said Harry, “one more — ” + +But as he stepped onto the landing he came to an +abrupt halt, staring at the small window set into the +double doors that marked the start of a corridor +signposted SPELL DAMAGE. A man was peering out +at them all with his nose pressed against the glass. + +He had wavy blond hair, bright blue eyes, and a +broad vacant smile that revealed dazzlingly white +teeth. + +“Blimey!” said Ron, also staring at the man. + +“Oh my goodness,” said Hermione suddenly, sounding +breathless. “Professor Lockhart!” + +Their ex-Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher +pushed open the doors and moved toward them, +wearing a long lilac dressing gown. + + + +Page | 649Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, hello there!” he said. “I expect you’d like my +autograph, would you?” + +“Hasn’t changed much, has he?” Harry muttered to +Ginny, who grinned. + +“Er — how are you, Professor?” said Ron, sounding +slightly guilty. It had been Ron’s malfunctioning wand +that had damaged Professor Lockhart’s memory so +badly that he had landed here in the first place, +though, as Lockhart had been attempting to +permanently wipe Harry and Ron’s memories at the +time, Harry’s sympathy was limited. + +“I’m very well indeed, thank you!” said Lockhart +exuberantly, pulling a rather battered peacock-feather +quill from his pocket. “Now, how many autographs +would you like? I can do joined-up writing now, you +know!” + +“Er — we don’t want any at the moment, thanks,” +said Ron, raising his eyebrows at Harry, who asked, +“Professor, should you be wandering around the +corridors? Shouldn’t you be in a ward?” + +The smile faded slowly from Lockhart’s face. For a few +moments he gazed intently at Harry, then he said, +“Haven’t we met?” + +“Er ... yeah, we have,” said Harry. “You used to teach +us at Hogwarts, remember?” + +“Teach?” repeated Lockhart, looking faintly unsettled. +“Me? Did I?” + +And then the smile reappeared upon his face so +suddenly it was rather alarming. “Taught you +everything you know, I expect, did I? Well, how about +those autographs, then? Shall we say a round dozen, + +Page | 650Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you can give them to all your little friends then and +nobody will be left out!” + + + +But just then a head poked out of a door at the far +end of the corridor and a voice said, “Gilderoy, you +naughty boy, where have you wandered off to?” + +A motherly looking Healer wearing a tinsel wreath in +her hair came bustling up the corridor, smiling +warmly at Harry and the others. + +“Oh Gilderoy, you’ve got visitors! How lovely, and on +Christmas Day too! Do you know, he never gets +visitors, poor lamb, and I can’t think why, he’s such a +sweetie, aren’t you?” + +“We’re doing autographs!” Gilderoy told the Healer +with another glittering smile. “They want loads of +them, won’t take no for an answer! I just hope we’ve +got enough photographs!” + +“Listen to him,” said the Healer, taking Lockhart’s +arm and beaming fondly at him as though he were a +precocious two-year-old. “He was rather well known a +few years ago; we very much hope that this liking for +giving autographs is a sign that his memory might be +coming back a little bit. Will you step this way? He’s +in a closed ward, you know, he must have slipped out +while I was bringing in the Christmas presents, the +door’s usually kept locked ... not that he’s dangerous! +But,” she lowered her voice to a whisper, “bit of a +danger to himself, bless him... Doesn’t know who he +is, you see, wanders off and can’t remember how to +get back. . . It is nice of you to have come to see him — + + + +“Er,” said Ron, gesturing uselessly at the floor above, +“actually, we were just — er — ” + +Page | 651Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the Healer was smiling expectantly at them, and +Ron’s feeble mutter of “going to have a cup of tea” +trailed away into nothingness. They looked at one +another rather hopelessly and then followed Lockhart +and his Healer along the corridor. + +“Let’s not stay long,” Ron said quietly. + +The Healer pointed her wand at the door of the Janus +Thickey ward and muttered “Alohomora.” The door +swung open and she led the way inside, keeping a +firm grasp on Gilderoy’s arm until she had settled +him into an armchair beside his bed. + +“This is our long-term resident ward,” she informed +Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny in a low voice. “For +permanent spell damage, you know. Of course, with +intensive remedial potions and charms and a bit of +luck, we can produce some improvement... Gilderoy +does seem to be getting back some sense of himself, +and we’ve seen a real improvement in Mr. Bode, he +seems to be regaining the power of speech very well, +though he isn’t speaking any language we recognize +yet... Well, I must finish giving out the Christmas +presents, I’ll leave you all to chat...” + +Harry looked around; this ward bore unmistakable +signs of being a permanent home to its residents. + +They had many more personal effects around their +beds than in Mr. Weasley’s ward; the wall around +Gilderoy’s headboard, for instance, was papered with +pictures of himself, all beaming toothily and waving at +the new arrivals. He had autographed many of them +to himself in disjointed, childish writing. The moment +he had been deposited in his chair by the Healer, +Gilderoy pulled a fresh stack of photographs toward +him, seized a quill, and started signing them all +feverishly. + + + +Page | 652Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You can put them in envelopes,” he said to Ginny, +throwing the signed pictures into her lap one by one +as he finished them. “I am not forgotten, you know, +no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail... Gladys +Gudgeon writes weekly... I just wish I knew why...” + +He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed +again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. +“I suspect it is simply my good looks...” + +A sallow-skinned, mournful-looking wizard lay in the +bed opposite, staring at the ceiling; he was mumbling +to himself and seemed quite unaware of anything +around him. Two beds along was a woman whose +entire head was covered in fur; Harry remembered +something similar happening to Hermione during +their second year, although fortunately the damage, +in her case, had not been permanent. At the far end +of the ward flowery curtains had been drawn around +two beds to give the occupants and their visitors some +privacy. + +“Here you are, Agnes,” said the Healer brightly to the +furry-faced woman, handing her a small pile of +Christmas presents. “See, not forgotten, are you? And +your son’s sent an owl to say he’s visiting tonight, so +that’s nice, isn’t it?” + +Agnes gave several loud barks. + +“And look, Broderick, you’ve been sent a potted plant +and a lovely calendar with a different fancy hippogriff +for each month, they’ll brighten things up, won’t +they?” said the Healer, bustling along to the +mumbling man, setting a rather ugly plant with long, +swaying tentacles on the bedside cabinet and fixing +the calendar to the wall with her wand. “And — oh, +Mrs. Longbottom, are you leaving already?” + + + +Page | 653Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s head spun round. The curtains had been +drawn back from the two beds at the end of the ward +and two visitors were walking back down the aisle +between the beds: a formidable-looking old witch +wearing a long green dress, a moth-eaten fox fur, and +a pointed hat decorated with what was unmistakably +a stuffed vulture and, trailing behind her looking +thoroughly depressed — Neville. + +With a sudden rush of understanding, Harry realized +who the people in the end beds must be. He cast +around wildly for some means of distracting the +others so that Neville could leave the ward unnoticed +and unquestioned, but Ron had looked up at the +sound of the name “Longbottom” too, and before +Harry could stop him had called, “Neville\” + +Neville jumped and cowered as though a bullet had +narrowly missed him. + +“It’s us, Neville!” said Ron brightly, getting to his feet. +“Have you seen? Lockhart’s here! Who’ve you been +visiting?” + +“Friends of yours, Neville, dear?” said Neville’s +grandmother graciously, bearing down upon them all. + +Neville looked as though he would rather be anywhere +in the world but here. A dull purple flush was +creeping up his plump face and he was not making +eye contact with any of them. + +“Ah, yes,” said his grandmother, looking closely at +Harry and sticking out a shriveled, clawlike hand for +him to shake. “Yes, yes, I know who you are, of +course. Neville speaks most highly of you.” + + + +Page | 654Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — thanks,” said Harry, shaking hands. Neville did +not look at him, but stared at his own feet, the color +deepening in his face all the while. + +“And you two are clearly Weasleys,” Mrs. Longbottom +continued, proffering her hand regally to Ron and +Ginny in turn. “Yes, I know your parents — not well, +of course — but fine people, fine people ... and you +must be Hermione Granger?” + +Hermione looked rather startled that Mrs. + +Longbottom knew her name, but shook hands all the +same. + +“Yes, Neville’s told me all about you. Helped him out +of a few sticky spots, haven’t you? He’s a good boy,” +she said, casting a sternly appraising look down her +rather bony nose at Neville, “but he hasn’t got his +father’s talent, I’m afraid to say...” And she jerked her +head in the direction of the two beds at the end of the +ward, so that the stuffed vulture on her hat trembled +alarmingly. + +“What?” said Ron, looking amazed (Harry wanted to +stamp on Ron’s foot, but that sort of thing was much +harder to bring off unnoticed when you were wearing +jeans rather than robes). “Is that your dad down the +end, Neville?” + +“What’s this?” said Mrs. Longbottom sharply. “Haven’t +you told your friends about your parents, Neville?” + +Neville took a deep breath, looked up at the ceiling, +and shook his head. Harry could not remember ever +feeling sorrier for anyone, but he could not think of +any way of helping Neville out of the situation. + +“Well, it’s nothing to be ashamed of!” said Mrs. +Longbottom angrily. “You should be proud, Neville, + +Page | 655Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +proud). They didn’t give their health and their sanity +so their only son would be ashamed of them, you +know!” + +“I’m not ashamed,” said Neville very faintly, still +looking anywhere but at Harry and the others. Ron +was now standing on tiptoe to look over at the +inhabitants of the two beds. + +“Well, you’ve got a funny way of showing it!” said Mrs. +Longbottom. “My son and his wife,” she said, turning +haughtily to Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, “were +tortured into insanity by You-Know- Who’s followers.” + +Hermione and Ginny both clapped their hands over +their mouths. Ron stopped craning his neck to catch +a glimpse of Neville’s parents and looked mortified. + +“They were Aurors, you know, and very well respected +within the Wizarding community,” Mrs. Longbottom +went on. “Highly gifted, the pair of them. I — yes, + +Alice dear, what is it?” + +Neville’s mother had come edging down the ward in +her nightdress. She no longer had the plump, happy- +looking face Harry had seen in Moody’s old +photograph of the original Order of the Phoenix. Her +face was thin and worn now, her eyes seemed +overlarge, and her hair, which had turned white, was +wispy and dead-looking. She did not seem to want to +speak, or perhaps she was not able to, but she made +timid motions toward Neville, holding something in +her outstretched hand. + +“Again?” said Mrs. Longbottom, sounding slightly +weary. “Very well, Alice dear, very well — Neville, take +it, whatever it is...” + + + +Page | 656Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Neville had already stretched out his hand, into +which his mother dropped an empty Droobles +Blowing Gum wrapper. + +“Very nice, dear,” said Neville’s grandmother in a +falsely cheery voice, patting his mother on the +shoulder. But Neville said quietly, “Thanks Mum.” + +His mother tottered away, back up the ward, +humming to herself. Neville looked around at the +others, his expression defiant, as though daring them +to laugh, but Harry did not think he’d ever found +anything less funny in his life. + +“Well, we’d better get back,” sighed Mrs. Longbottom, +drawing on long green gloves. “Very nice to have met +you all. Neville, put that wrapper in the bin, she must +have given you enough of them to paper your +bedroom by now...” + +But as they left, Harry was sure he saw Neville slip +the wrapper into his pocket. + +The door closed behind them. + +“I never knew,” said Hermione, who looked tearful. +“Nor did I,” said Ron rather hoarsely. + +“Nor me,” whispered Ginny. + +They all looked at Harry. + +“I did,” he said glumly. “Dumbledore told me but I +promised I wouldn’t mention it ... that’s what +Bellatrix Lestrange got sent to Azkaban for, using the +Cruciatus Curse on Neville’s parents until they lost +their minds.” + + + +Page | 657Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bellatrix Lestrange did that?” whispered Hermione, +horrified. “That woman Kreacher’s got a photo of in +his den?” + + + +There was a long silence, broken by Lockhart’s angry +voice. “Look, I didn’t learn joined-up writing for +nothing, you know!” + + + +Page | 658Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +OCCLUMENCY + +Kreacher, it transpired, had been lurking in the attic. +Sirius said he had found him up there, covered in +dust, no doubt looking for more relics of the Black +family to hide in his cupboard. Though Sirius seemed +satisfied with this story, it made Harry uneasy. +Kreacher seemed to be in a better mood on his +reappearance, his bitter muttering had subsided +somewhat, and he submitted to orders more docilely +than usual, though once or twice Harry caught the +house-elf staring avidly at him, always looking quickly +away when he saw that Harry had noticed. + +Harry did not mention his vague suspicions to Sirius, +whose cheerfulness was evaporating fast now that +Christmas was over. As the date of their departure +back to Hogwarts drew nearer, he became more and +more prone to what Mrs. Weasley called “fits of the +sullens,” in which he would become taciturn and +grumpy, often withdrawing to Buckbeak’s room for +hours at a time. His gloom seeped through the house, +oozing under doorways like some noxious gas, so that +all of them became infected by it. + +Page | 659Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry did not want to leave Sirius all alone again with +only Kreacher for company. In fact, for the first time +in his life, he was not looking forward to returning to +Hogwarts. Going back to school would mean placing +himself once again under the tyranny of Dolores +Umbridge, who had no doubt managed to force +through another dozen decrees in their absence. Then +there was no Quidditch to look forward to now that he +had been banned; there was every likelihood that +their burden of homework would increase as the +exams drew even nearer; Dumbledore remained as +remote as ever; in fact, if it had not been for the D.A., +Harry felt he might have gone to Sirius and begged +him to let him leave Hogwarts and remain in +Grimmauld Place. + +Then, on the very last day of the holidays, something +happened that made Harry positively dread his return +to school. + +“Harry dear,” said Mrs. Weasley, poking her head into +his and Ron’s bedroom, where the pair of them were +playing wizard chess watched by Hermione, Ginny, +and Crookshanks, “could you come down to the +kitchen? Professor Snape would like a word with +you.” + +Harry did not immediately register what she had said; +one of his castles was engaged in a violent tussle with +a pawn of Ron’s, and he was egging it on +enthusiastically. + +“Squash him — squash him, he’s only a pawn, you +idiot — sorry, Mrs. Weasley, what did you say?” + +“Professor Snape, dear. In the kitchen. He’d like a +word.” + + + +Page | 660Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s mouth fell open in horror. He looked around +at Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, all of whom were +gaping back at him. Crookshanks, whom Hermione +had been restraining with difficulty for the past +quarter of an hour, leapt gleefully upon the board and +set the pieces running for cover, squealing at the top +of their voices. + +“Snape?” said Harry blankly. + +“Professor Snape, dear,” said Mrs. Weasley +reprovingly. “Now come on, quickly, he says he can’t +stay long.” + +“What’s he want with you?” said Ron, looking +unnerved as Mrs. Weasley withdrew from the room. + +“You haven’t done anything, have you?” + +“No!” said Harry indignantly, racking his brains to +think what he could have done that would make +Snape pursue him to Grimmauld Place. Had his last +piece of homework perhaps earned a T? + +He pushed open the kitchen door a minute or two +later to find Sirius and Snape both seated at the long +kitchen table, glaring in opposite directions. The +silence between them was heavy with mutual dislike. + +A letter lay open on the table in front of Sirius. + +“Er,” said Harry to announce his presence. + +Snape looked around at him, his face framed between +curtains of greasy black hair. + +“Sit down, Potter.” + +“You know,” said Sirius loudly, leaning back on his +rear chair legs and speaking to the ceiling, “I think I’d + +Page | 661Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +prefer it if you didn’t give orders here, Snape. It’s my +house, you see.” + +An ugly flush suffused Snape ’s pallid face. Harry sat +down in a chair beside Sirius, facing Snape across the +table. + +“I was supposed to see you alone, Potter,” said Snape, +the familiar sneer curling his mouth, “but Black — ” + +“I’m his godfather,” said Sirius, louder than ever. + +“I am here on Dumbledore’s orders,” said Snape, +whose voice, by contrast, was becoming more and +more quietly waspish, “but by all means stay, Black, I +know you like to feel ... involved.” + +“What’s that supposed to mean?” said Sirius, letting +his chair fall back onto all four legs with a loud bang. + +“Merely that I am sure you must feel — ah — +frustrated by the fact that you can do nothing useful,” +Snape laid a delicate stress on the word, “for the +Order.” + +It was Sirius’s turn to flush. Snape ’s lip curled in +triumph as he turned to Harry. + +“The headmaster has sent me to tell you, Potter, that +it is his wish for you to study Occlumency this term.” + +“Study what?” said Harry blankly. + +Snape’s sneer became more pronounced. + +“Occlumency, Potter. The magical defense of the mind +against external penetration. An obscure branch of +magic, but a highly useful one.” + + + +Page | 662Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s heart began to pump very fast indeed. + +Defense against external penetration? But he was not +being possessed, they had all agreed on that... + +“Why do I have to study Occlu — thing?” he blurted +out. + +“Because the headmaster thinks it a good idea,” said +Snape smoothly. “You will receive private lessons +once a week, but you will not tell anybody what you +are doing, least of all Dolores Umbridge. You +understand?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “Who’s going to be teaching me?” +Snape raised an eyebrow. + +“I am,” he said. + +Harry had the horrible sensation that his insides were +melting. Extra lessons with Snape — what on earth +had he done to deserve this? He looked quickly +around at Sirius for support. + +“Why can’t Dumbledore teach Harry?” asked Sirius +aggressively. “Why you?” + +“I suppose because it is a headmaster’s privilege to +delegate less enjoyable tasks,” said Snape silkily. “I +assure you I did not beg for the job.” He got to his +feet. “I will expect you at six o’clock on Monday +evening, Potter. My office. If anybody asks, you are +taking Remedial Potions. Nobody who has seen you in +my classes could deny you need them.” + +He turned to leave, his black traveling cloak billowing +behind him. + + + +Page | 663Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wait a moment,” said Sirius, sitting up straighter in +his chair. + +Snape turned back to face them, sneering. + +“I am in rather a hurry, Black ... unlike you, I do not +have unlimited leisure time...” + +“I’ll get to the point, then,” said Sirius, standing up. + +He was rather taller than Snape who, Harry noticed, +had balled his fist in the pocket of his cloak over what +Harry was sure was the handle of his wand. “If I hear +you’re using these Occlumency lessons to give Harry +a hard time, you’ll have me to answer to.” + +“How touching,” Snape sneered. “But surely you have +noticed that Potter is very like his father?” + +“Yes, I have,” said Sirius proudly. + +“Well then, you’ll know he’s so arrogant that criticism +simply bounces off him,” Snape said sleekly. + +Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode +around the table toward Snape, pulling out his wand +as he went; Snape whipped out his own. They were +squaring up to each other, Sirius looking livid, Snape +calculating, his eyes darting from Sirius’s wand tip to +his face. + +“Sirius!” said Harry loudly, but Sirius appeared not to +hear him. + +“I’ve warned you, Snivellus,” said Sirius, his face +barely a foot from Snape ’s, “I don’t care if Dumbledore +thinks you’ve reformed, I know better — ” + +“Oh, but why don’t you tell him so?” whispered +Snape. “Or are you afraid he might not take the + +Page | 664Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +advice of a man who has been hiding inside his +mother’s house for six months very seriously?” + +“Tell me, how is Lucius Malfoy these days? I expect +he’s delighted his lapdog’s working at Hogwarts, isn’t +he?” + +“Speaking of dogs,” said Snape softly, “did you know +that Lucius Malfoy recognized you last time you +risked a little jaunt outside? Clever idea, Black, +getting yourself seen on a safe station platform . . . +gave you a cast-iron excuse not to leave your hidey- +hole in future, didn’t it?” + +Sirius raised his wand. + +“NO!” Harry yelled, vaulting over the table and trying +to get in between them, “Sirius, don’t — ” + +“Are you calling me a coward?” roared Sirius, trying to +push Harry out of the way, but Harry would not +budge. + +“Why, yes, I suppose I am,” said Snape. + +“Harry — get — out — of — it!” snarled Sirius, +pushing him out of the way with his free hand. + +The kitchen door opened and the entire Weasley +family, plus Hermione, came inside, all looking very +happy, with Mr. Weasley walking proudly in their +midst dressed in a pair of striped pajamas covered by +a mackintosh. + +“Cured!” he announced brightly to the kitchen at +large. “Completely cured!” + +He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, +gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also + +Page | 665Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape +looking toward the door with their wands pointing +into each other’s faces and Harry immobile between +them, a hand stretched out to each of them, trying to +force them apart. + +“Merlin’s beard,” said Mr. Weasley, the smile sliding +off his face, “what’s going on here?” + +Both Sirius and Snape lowered their wands. Harry +looked from one to the other. Each wore an +expression of utmost contempt, yet the unexpected +entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have +brought them to their senses. Snape pocketed his +wand and swept back across the kitchen, passing the +Weasleys without comment. At the door he looked +back. + +“Six o’clock Monday evening, Potter.” + +He was gone. Sirius glared after him, his wand at his +side. + +“But what’s been going on?” asked Mr. Weasley again. + +“Nothing, Arthur,” said Sirius, who was breathing +heavily as though he had just run a long distance. +“Just a friendly little chat between two old school +friends...” With what looked like an enormous effort, +he smiled. “So ... you’re cured? That’s great news, +really great...” + +“Yes, isn’t it?” said Mrs. Weasley, leading her +husband forward into a chair. “Healer Smethwyck +worked his magic in the end, found an antidote to +whatever that snake’s got in its fangs, and Arthur’s +learned his lesson about dabbling in Muggle +medicine, haven’t you, dear?” she added, rather +menacingly. + +Page | 666Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, Molly dear,” said Mr. Weasley meekly. + +That night’s meal should have been a cheerful one +with Mr. Weasley back amongst them; Harry could +tell Sirius was trying to make it so, yet when his +godfather was not forcing himself to laugh loudly at +Fred and George’s jokes or offering everyone more +food, his face fell back into a moody, brooding +expression. Harry was separated from him by +Mundungus and Mad-Eye, who had dropped in to +offer Mr. Weasley their congratulations; he wanted to +talk to Sirius, to tell him that he should not listen to a +word Snape said, that Snape was goading him +deliberately and that the rest of them did not think +Sirius was a coward for doing as Dumbledore told +him and remaining in Grimmauld Place, but he had +no opportunity to do so, and wondered occasionally, +eyeing the ugly look on Sirius’s face, whether he +would have dared to even if he had the chance. + +Instead he told Ron and Hermione under his voice +about having to take Occlumency lessons with Snape. + +“Dumbledore wants to stop you having those dreams +about Voldemort,” said Hermione at once. “Well, you +won’t be sorry not to have them anymore, will you?” + +“Extra lessons with Snape?” said Ron, sounding +aghast. “I’d rather have the nightmares!” + +They were to return to Hogwarts on the Knight Bus +the following day, escorted once again by Tonks and +Lupin, both of whom were eating breakfast in the +kitchen when Harry, Ron, and Hermione arrived there +next morning. The adults seemed to have been +midway through a whispered conversation when the +door opened; all of them looked around hastily and +fell silent. + + + +Page | 667Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +After a hurried breakfast they pulled on jackets and +scarves against the chilly gray January morning. + +Harry had an unpleasant constricted sensation in his +chest; he did not want to say good-bye to Sirius. He +had a bad feeling about this parting; he did not know +when they would next see each other and felt that it +was incumbent upon him to say something to Sirius +to stop him doing anything stupid — Harry was +worried that Snape’s accusation of cowardice had +stung Sirius so badly he might even now be planning +some foolhardy trip beyond Grimmauld Place. Before +he could think of what to say, however, Sirius had +beckoned him to his side. + +“I want you to take this,” he said quietly, thrusting a +badly wrapped package roughly the size of a +paperback book into Harry’s hands. + +“What is it?” Harry asked. + +“A way of letting me know if Snape’s giving you a hard +time. No, don’t open it in here!” said Sirius, with a +wary look at Mrs. Weasley, who was trying to +persuade the twins to wear hand-knitted mittens. “I +doubt Molly would approve — but I want you to use it +if you need me, all right?” + +“Okay,” said Harry, stowing the package away in the +inside pocket of his jacket, but he knew he would +never use whatever it was. It would not be he, Harry, +who lured Sirius from his place of safety, no matter +how foully Snape treated him in their forthcoming +Occlumency classes. + +“Let’s go, then,” said Sirius, clapping Harry on the +shoulder and smiling grimly, and before Harry could +say anything else, they were heading upstairs, +stopping before the heavily chained and bolted front +door, surrounded by Weasleys. + +Page | 668Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good-bye, Harry, take care,” said Mrs. Weasley, +hugging him. + +“See you Harry, and keep an eye out for snakes for +me!” said Mr. Weasley genially, shaking his hand. + +“Right — yeah,” said Harry distractedly. It was his +last chance to tell Sirius to be careful; he turned, +looked into his godfather’s face and opened his mouth +to speak, but before he could do so Sirius was giving +him a brief, one-armed hug. He said gruffly, “Look +after yourself, Harry,” and next moment Harry found +himself being shunted out into the icy winter air, with +Tonks (today heavily disguised as a tall, tweedy +woman with iron-gray hair) chivvying him down the +steps. + +The door of number twelve slammed shut behind +them. They followed Lupin down the front steps. As +he reached the pavement, Harry looked around. +Number twelve was shrinking rapidly as those on +either side of it stretched sideways, squeezing it out of +sight; one blink later, it had gone. + +“Come on, the quicker we get on the bus the better,” +said Tonks, and Harry thought there was +nervousness in the glance she threw around the +square. Lupin flung out his right arm. + +BANG. + +A violently purple, triple-decker bus had appeared out +of thin air in front of them, narrowly avoiding the +nearest lamppost, which jumped backward out of its +way. + +A thin, pimply, jug-eared youth in a purple uniform +leapt down onto the pavement and said, “Welcome to +the — ” + +Page | 669Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, yes, we know, thank you,” said Tonks swiftly. +“On, on, get on — + +And she shoved Harry forward toward the steps, past +the conductor, who goggled at Harry as he passed. + +“ ’Ere — it’s ’Arry — !” + + + +“If you shout his name I will curse you into oblivion,” +muttered Tonks menacingly, now shunting Ginny and +Hermione forward. + +“I’ve always wanted to go on this thing,” said Ron +happily, joining Harry on board and looking around. + +It had been evening the last time Harry had traveled +by Knight Bus and its three decks had been full of +brass bedsteads. Now, in the early morning, it was +crammed with an assortment of mismatched chairs +grouped haphazardly around windows. Some of these +appeared to have fallen over when the bus stopped +abruptly in Grimmauld Place; a few witches and +wizards were still getting to their feet, grumbling, and +somebody’s shopping bag had slid the length of the +bus; an unpleasant mixture of frog spawn, +cockroaches, and custard creams was scattered all +over the floor. + +“Looks like we’ll have to split up,” said Tonics briskly, +looking around for empty chairs. “Fred, George, and +Ginny, if you just take those seats at the back ... +Remus can stay with you...” + +She, Harry, Ron, and Hermione proceeded up to the +very top deck, where there were two chairs at the very +front of the bus and two at the back. Stan Shunpike, +the conductor, followed Harry and Ron eagerly to the +back. Heads turned as Harry passed and when he sat + + + +Page | 670Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +down, he saw all the faces flick back to the front +again. + +As Harry and Ron handed Stan eleven Sickles each, +the bus set off again, swaying ominously. It rumbled +around Grimmauld Square, weaving on and off the +pavement, then, with another tremendous BANG, +they were all flung backward; Ron’s chair toppled +right over and Pigwidgeon, who had been on his lap, +burst out of his cage and flew twittering wildly up to +the front of the bus where he fluttered down upon +Hermione’s shoulder instead. Harry, who had +narrowly avoided falling by seizing a candle bracket, +looked out of the window: they were now speeding +down what appeared to be a motorway. + +“Just outside Birmingham,” said Stan happily, +answering Harry’s unasked question as Ron struggled +up from the floor. “You keepin’ well, then, ’Arry? I +seen your name in the paper loads over the summer, +but it weren’t never nuffink very nice... I said to Ern, I +said, ‘’e didn’t seem like a nutter when we met ’im, +just goes to show, dunnit?’ ” + +He handed over their tickets and continued to gaze, +enthralled, at Harry; apparently Stan did not care +how nutty somebody was if they were famous enough +to be in the paper. The Knight Bus swayed +alarmingly, overtaking a line of cars on the inside. +Looking toward the front of the bus Harry saw +Hermione cover her eyes with her hands, Pigwidgeon +still swaying happily on her shoulder. + +BANG. + +Chairs slid backward again as the Knight Bus jumped +from the Birmingham motorway to a quiet country +lane full of hairpin bends. Hedgerows on either side of +the road were leaping out of their way as they + +Page | 671Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mounted the verges. From here they moved to a main +street in the middle of a busy town, then to a viaduct +surrounded by tall hills, then to a windswept road +between high-rise flats, each time with a loud BANG. + +“I’ve changed my mind,” muttered Ron, picking +himself up from the floor for the sixth time, “I never +want to ride on here again.” + +“Listen, it’s ’Ogwarts stop after this,” said Stan +brightly, swaying toward them. “That bossy woman +up front ’oo got on with you, she’s given us a little tip +to move you up the queue. We’re just gonna let +Madam Marsh off first, though — ” There was more +retching from downstairs, followed by a horrible +spattering sound. “She’s not feeling ’er best.” + +A few minutes later the Knight Bus screeched to a +halt outside a small pub, which squeezed itself out of +the way to avoid a collision. They could hear Stan +ushering the unfortunate Madam Marsh out of the +bus and the relieved murmurings of her fellow +passengers on the second deck. The bus moved on +again, gathering speed, until — + +BANG. + +They were rolling through a snowy Hogsmeade. Harry +caught a glimpse of the Hog’s Head down its side +street, the severed boar’s head sign creaking in the +wintry wind. Flecks of snow hit the large window at +the front of the bus. At last they rolled to a halt +outside the gates to Hogwarts. + +Lupin and Tonks helped them off the bus with their +luggage and then got off to say good-bye. Harry +glanced up at the three decks of the Knight Bus and +saw all the passengers staring down at them, noses +flat against the windows. + +Page | 672Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ll be safe once you’re in the grounds,” said +Tonks, casting a careful eye around at the deserted +road. “Have a good term, okay?” + +“Look after yourselves,” said Lupin, shaking hands all +round and reaching Harry last. “And listen ...” He +lowered his voice while the rest of them exchanged +last-minute good-byes with Tonks, “Harry, I know you +don’t like Snape, but he is a superb Occlumens and +we all — Sirius included — want you to learn to +protect yourself, so work hard, all right?” + +“Yeah, all right,” said Harry heavily, looking up into +Lupin’s prematurely lined face. “See you, then ...” + +The six of them struggled up the slippery drive toward +the castle dragging their trunks. Hermione was +already talking about knitting a few elf hats before +bedtime. Harry glanced back when they reached the +oak front doors; the Knight Bus had already gone, +and he half-wished, given what was coming the +following day, that he was still on board. + +Harry spent most of the next day dreading the +evening. His morning Potions lesson did nothing to +dispel his trepidation, as Snape was as unpleasant as +ever, and Harry’s mood was further lowered by the +fact that members of the D.A. were continually +approaching him in the corridors between classes, +asking hopefully whether there would be a meeting +that night. + +“I’ll let you know when the next one is,” Harry said +over and over again, “but I can’t do it tonight, I’ve got +to go to — er — Remedial Potions...” + +“You take Remedial Potions?” asked Zacharias Smith +superciliously, having cornered Harry in the entrance + + + +Page | 673Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hall after lunch. “Good Lord, you must be terrible, +Snape doesn’t usually give extra lessons, does he?” + +As Smith strode away in an annoyingly buoyant +fashion, Ron glared after him. + +“Shall I jinx him? I can still get him from here,” he +said, raising his wand and taking aim between +Smith’s shoulder blades. + +“Forget it,” said Harry dismally. “It’s what everyone’s +going to think, isn’t it? That I’m really stup — ” + +“Hi, Harry,” said a voice behind him. He turned +around and found Cho standing there. + +“Oh,” said Harry as his stomach leapt uncomfortably. +“Hi.” + +“We’ll be in the library, Harry,” said Hermione firmly, +and she seized Ron above the elbow and dragged him +off toward the marble staircase. + +“Had a good Christmas?” asked Cho. + +“Yeah, not bad,” said Harry. + +“Mine was pretty quiet,” said Cho. For some reason, +she was looking rather embarrassed. “Erm ... there’s +another Hogsmeade trip next month, did you see the +notice?” + +“What? Oh no, I haven’t checked the notice board +since I got back...” + +“Yes, it’s on Valentine’s Day...” + +“Right,” said Harry, wondering why she was telling +him this. “Well, I suppose you want to — ?” + +Page | 674Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Only if you do,” she said eagerly. + +Harry stared. He had been about to say “I suppose +you want to know when the next D.A. meeting is?” +but her response did not seem to fit. + +“I — er — ” he said. + +“Oh, it’s okay if you don’t,” she said, looking +mortified. “Don’t worry. I-I’ll see you around.” + +She walked away. Harry stood staring after her, his +brain working frantically. Then something clunked +into place. + +“Cho! Hey — CHO!” + +He ran after her, catching her halfway up the marble +staircase. + +“Er — d’you want to come into Hogsmeade with me on +Valentine’s Day?” + +“Oooh, yes!” she said, blushing crimson and beaming +at him. + +“Right ... well ... that’s settled then,” said Harry, and +feeling that the day was not going to be a complete +loss after all, he headed off to the library to pick up +Ron and Hermione before their afternoon lessons, +walking in a rather bouncy way himself. + +By six o’clock that evening, however, even the glow of +having successfully asked out Cho Chang was +insufficient to lighten the ominous feelings that +intensified with every step Harry took toward Snape’s +office. + + + +Page | 675Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He paused outside the door when he reached it, +wishing he were almost anywhere else, then, taking a +deep breath, knocked, and entered. + +It was a shadowy room lined with shelves bearing +hundreds of glass jars in which floated slimy bits of +animals and plants, suspended in variously colored +potions. In a corner stood the cupboard full of +ingredients that Snape had once accused Harry — not +without reason — of robbing. Harry’s attention was +drawn toward the desk, however, where a shallow +stone basin engraved with runes and symbols lay in a +pool of candlelight. Harry recognized it at once — +Dumbledore’s Pensieve. Wondering what on earth it +was doing here, he jumped when Snape’s cold voice +came out of the corner. + +“Shut the door behind you, Potter.” + +Harry did as he was told with the horrible feeling that +he was imprisoning himself as he did so. When he +turned back to face the room Snape had moved into +the light and was pointing silently at the chair +opposite his desk. Harry sat down and so did Snape, +his cold black eyes fixed unblinkingly upon Harry, +dislike etched in every line of his face. + +“Well, Potter, you know why you are here,” he said. +“The headmaster has asked me to teach you +Occlumency. I can only hope that you prove more +adept at it than Potions.” + +“Right,” said Harry tersely. + +“This may not be an ordinary class, Potter,” said +Snape, his eyes narrowed malevolently, “but I am still +your teacher and you will therefore call me ‘sir’ or +‘Professor’ at all times.” + + + +Page | 676Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes ... sir,” said Harry. + + + +“Now, Occlumency. As I told you back in your dear +godfather’s kitchen, this branch of magic seals the +mind against magical intrusion and influence.” + +“And why does Professor Dumbledore think I need it, +sir?” said Harry, looking directly into Snape’s dark, +cold eyes and wondering whether he would answer. + +Snape looked back at him for a moment and then +said contemptuously, “Surely even you could have +worked that out by now, Potter? The Dark Lord is +highly skilled at Legilimency — ” + +“What’s that? Sir?” + +“It is the ability to extract feelings and memories from +another person’s mind — ” + +“He can read minds?” said Harry quickly, his worst +fears confirmed. + +“You have no subtlety, Potter,” said Snape, his dark +eyes glittering. “You do not understand fine +distinctions. It is one of the shortcomings that makes +you such a lamentable potion-maker.” + +Snape paused for a moment, apparently to savor the +pleasure of insulting Harry, before continuing, “Only +Muggles talk of ‘mind reading. ’ The mind is not a +book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. +Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls, to be +perused by any invader. The mind is a complex and +many-layered thing, Potter ... or at least, most minds +are...” He smirked. “It is true, however, that those +who have mastered Legilimency are able, under +certain conditions, to delve into the minds of their +victims and to interpret their findings correctly. The +Page | 677Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dark Lord, for instance, almost always knows when +somebody is lying to him. Only those skilled at +Occlumency are able to shut down those feelings and +memories that contradict the lie, and so utter +falsehoods in his presence without detection.” + +Whatever Snape said, Legilimency sounded like mind +reading to Harry and he did not like the sound of it at +all. + +“So he could know what we’re thinking right now? +Sir?” + +“The Dark Lord is at a considerable distance and the +walls and grounds of Hogwarts are guarded by many +ancient spells and charms to ensure the bodily and +mental safety of those who dwell within them,” said +Snape. “Time and space matter in magic, Potter. Eye +contact is often essential to Legilimency.” + +“Well then, why do I have to learn Occlumency?” + +Snape eyed Harry, tracing his mouth with one long, +thin finger as he did so. + +“The usual rules do not seem to apply with you, +Potter. The curse that failed to kill you seems to have +forged some kind of connection between you and the +Dark Lord. The evidence suggests that at times, when +your mind is most relaxed and vulnerable — when +you are asleep, for instance — you are sharing the +Dark Lord’s thoughts and emotions. The headmaster +thinks it inadvisable for this to continue. He wishes +me to teach you how to close your mind to the Dark +Lord.” + +Harry’s heart was pumping fast again. None of this +added up. + + + +Page | 678Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But why does Professor Dumbledore want to stop it?” +he asked abruptly. “I don’t like it much, but it’s been +useful, hasn’t it? I mean ... I saw that snake attack +Mr. Weasley and if I hadn’t, Professor Dumbledore +wouldn’t have been able to save him, would he? Sir?” + +Snape stared at Harry for a few moments, still tracing +his mouth with his finger. When he spoke again, it +was slowly and deliberately, as though he weighed +every word. + +“It appears that the Dark Lord has been unaware of +the connection between you and himself until very +recently. Up till now it seems that you have been +experiencing his emotions and sharing his thoughts +without his being any the wiser. However, the vision +you had shortly before Christmas — ” + +“The one with the snake and Mr. Weasley?” + +“Do not interrupt me, Potter,�� said Snape in a +dangerous voice. “As I was saying ... the vision you +had shortly before Christmas represented such a +powerful incursion upon the Dark Lord’s thoughts — ” + +“I saw inside the snake’s head, not his!” + +“I thought I just told you not to interrupt me, Potter?” + +But Harry did not care if Snape was angry; at last he +seemed to be getting to the bottom of this business. + +He had moved forward in his chair so that, without +realizing it, he was perched on the very edge, tense as +though poised for flight. + +“How come I saw through the snake’s eyes if it’s +Voldemort’s thoughts I’m sharing?” + +“Do not say the Dark Lord’s name\” spat Snape. + +Page | 679Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a nasty silence. They glared at each other +across the Pensieve. + +“Professor Dumbledore says his name,” said Harry +quietly. + +“Dumbledore is an extremely powerful wizard,” Snape +muttered. “While he may feel secure enough to use +the name ... the rest of us ...” He rubbed his left +forearm, apparently unconsciously, on the spot where +Harry knew the Dark Mark was burned into his skin. + +“I just wanted to know,” Harry began again, forcing +his voice back to politeness, “why — ” + +“You seem to have visited the snake’s mind because +that was where the Dark Lord was at that particular +moment,” snarled Snape. “He was possessing the +snake at the time and so you dreamed you were +inside it too...” + +“And Vol — he — realized I was there?” + +“It seems so,” said Snape coolly. + +“How do you know?” said Harry urgently. “Is this just +Professor Dumbledore guessing, or — ?” + +“I told you,” said Snape, rigid in his chair, his eyes +slits, “to call me ‘sir.’ ” + +“Yes, sir,” said Harry impatiently, “but how do you +know — ?” + +“It is enough that we know,” said Snape repressively. +“The important point is that the Dark Lord is now +aware that you are gaining access to his thoughts and +feelings. He has also deduced that the process is +likely to work in reverse; that is to say, he has +Page | 680Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +realized that he might be able to access your thoughts +and feelings in return — ” + +“And he might try and make me do things?” asked +Harry. “Sir?” he added hurriedly. + +“He might,” said Snape, sounding cold and +unconcerned. “Which brings us back to Occlumency.” + +Snape pulled out his wand from an inside pocket of +his robes and Harry tensed in his chair, but Snape +merely raised the wand to his temple and placed its +tip into the greasy roots of his hair. When he +withdrew it, some silvery substance came away, +stretching from temple to wand like a thick gossamer +strand, which broke as he pulled the wand away from +it and fell gracefully into the Pensieve, where it +swirled silvery white, neither gas nor liquid. Twice +more Snape raised the wand to his temple and +deposited the silvery substance into the stone basin, +then, without offering any explanation of his behavior, +he picked up the Pensieve carefully, removed it to a +shelf out of their way and returned to face Harry with +his wand held at the ready. + +“Stand up and take out your wand, Potter.” + +Harry got to his feet feeling nervous. They faced each +other with the desk between them. + +“You may use your wand to attempt to disarm me, or +defend yourself in any other way you can think of,” +said Snape. + +“And what are you going to do?” Harry asked, eyeing +Snape ’s wand apprehensively. + +“I am about to attempt to break into your mind,” said +Snape softly. “We are going to see how well you resist. + +Page | 681Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I have been told that you have already shown +aptitude at resisting the Imperius Curse... You will +find that similar powers are needed for this... Brace +yourself, now... LegilimensV’ + +Snape had struck before Harry was ready, before +Harry had even begun to summon any force of +resistance: the office swam in front of his eyes and +vanished, image after image was racing through his +mind like a flickering film so vivid it blinded him to +his surroundings... + +He was five, watching Dudley riding a new red bicycle, +and his heart was bursting with jealousy... He was +nine, and Ripper the bulldog was chasing him up a +tree and the Dursleys were laughing below on the +lawn. . . He was sitting under the Sorting Hat, and it +was telling him he would do well in Slytherin... +Hermione was lying in the hospital wing, her face +covered with thick black hair. . . A hundred dementors +were closing in on him beside the dark lake... Cho +Chang was drawing nearer to him under the +mistletoe... + +No, said a voice in Harry’s head, as the memory of +Cho drew nearer, you’re not watching that, you’re not +watching it, it’s private — + +He felt a sharp pain in his knee. Snape ’s office had +come back into view and he realized that he had +fallen to the floor; one of his knees had collided +painfully with the leg of Snape ’s desk. He looked up at +Snape, who had lowered his wand and was rubbing +his wrist. There was an angry weal there, like a +scorch mark. + +“Did you mean to produce a Stinging Hex?” asked +Snape coolly. + + + +Page | 682Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry bitterly, getting up from the floor. + +“I thought not,” said Snape contemptuously. “You let +me get in too far. You lost control.” + +“Did you see everything I saw?” Harry asked, unsure +whether he wanted to hear the answer. + +“Flashes of it,” said Snape, his lip curling. “To whom +did the dog belong?” + +“My Aunt Marge,” Harry muttered, hating Snape. + +“Well, for a first attempt that was not as poor as it +might have been,” said Snape, raising his wand once +more. “You managed to stop me eventually, though +you wasted time and energy shouting. You must +remain focused. Repel me with your brain and you +will not need to resort to your wand.” + +“I’m trying,” said Harry angrily, “but you’re not telling +me how!” + +“Manners, Potter,” said Snape dangerously. “Now, I +want you to close your eyes.” + +Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was +told. He did not like the idea of standing there with +his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a +wand. + +“Clear your mind, Potter,” said Snape ’s cold voice. +“Let go of all emotion...” + +But Harry’s anger at Snape continued to pound +through his veins like venom. Let go of his anger? He +could as easily detach his legs... + + + +Page | 683Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re not doing it, Potter... You will need more +discipline than this... Focus, now...” + +Harry tried to empty his mind, tried not to think, or +remember, or feel... + +“Let’s go again ... on the count of three ... one — two +— three — Legilimensl” + +A great black dragon was rearing in front of him... His +father and mother were waving at him out of an +enchanted mirror. . . Cedric Diggory was lying on the +ground with blank eyes staring at him... + +“NOOOOOOO!” + +He was on his knees again, his face buried in his +hands, his brain aching as though someone had been +trying to pull it from his skull. + +“Get up!” said Snape sharply. “Get up! You are not +trying, you are making no effort, you are allowing me +access to memories you fear, handing me weapons!” + +Harry stood up again, his heart thumping wildly as +though he had really just seen Cedric dead in the +graveyard. Snape looked paler than usual, and +angrier, though not nearly as angry as Harry was. + +“I — am — making — an — effort,” he said through +clenched teeth. + +“I told you to empty yourself of emotion!” + +“Yeah? Well, I’m finding that hard at the moment,” +Harry snarled. + +“Then you will find yourself easy prey for the Dark +Lord!” said Snape savagely. “Fools who wear their + +Page | 684Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control +their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and +allow themselves to be provoked this easily — weak +people, in other words — they stand no chance +against his powers! He will penetrate your mind with +absurd ease, Potter!” + +“I am not weak,” said Harry in a low voice, fury now +pumping through him so that he thought he might +attack Snape in a moment. + +“Then prove it! Master yourself!” spat Snape. “Control +your anger, discipline your mind! We shall try again! +Get ready, now! Legilimens\” + +He was watching Uncle Vernon hammering the letter +box shut... A hundred dementors were drifting across +the lake in the grounds toward him... He was running +along a windowless passage with Mr. Weasley... They +were drawing nearer to the plain black door at the +end of the corridor. . . Harry expected to go through it +. . . but Mr. Weasley led him off to the left, down a +flight of stone steps... + +“I KNOW! I KNOW!” + +He was on all fours again on Snape’s office floor, his +scar was prickling unpleasantly, but the voice that +had just issued from his mouth was triumphant. He +pushed himself up again to find Snape staring at him, +his wand raised. It looked as though, this time, Snape +had lifted the spell before Harry had even tried to +fight back. + +“What happened then, Potter?” he asked, eyeing +Harry intently. + +“I saw — I remembered,” Harry panted. “I’ve just +realized ...” + +Page | 685Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Realized what?” asked Snape sharply. + +Harry did not answer at once; he was still savoring +the moment of blinding realization as he rubbed his +forehead... + +He had been dreaming about a windowless corridor +ending in a locked door for months, without once +realizing that it was a real place. Now, seeing the +memory again, he knew that all along he had been +dreaming about the corridor down which he had run +with Mr. Weasley on the twelfth of August as they +hurried to the courtrooms in the Ministry. It was the +corridor leading to the Department of Mysteries, and +Mr. Weasley had been there the night that he had +been attacked by Voldemort’s snake... + +He looked up at Snape. + +“What’s in the Department of Mysteries?” + +“What did you say?” Snape asked quietly and Harry +saw, with deep satisfaction, that Snape was +unnerved. + +“I said, what’s in the Department of Mysteries, sir?” +Harry said. + +“And why,” said Snape slowly, “would you ask such a +thing?” + +“Because,” said Harry, watching Snape closely for a +reaction, “that corridor I’ve just seen — I’ve been +dreaming about it for months — I’ve just recognized it +— it leads to the Department of Mysteries . . . and I +think Voldemort wants something from — ” + +“I have told you not to say the Dark Lord’s name\” + + + +Page | 686Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They glared at each other. Harry’s scar seared again, +but he did not care. Snape looked agitated. When he +spoke again he sounded as though he was trying to +appear cool and unconcerned. + +“There are many things in the Department of +Mysteries, Potter, few of which you would understand +and none of which concern you, do I make myself +plain?” + +“Yes,” Harry said, still rubbing his prickling scar, +which was becoming more painful. + +“I want you back here same time on Wednesday, and +we will continue work then.” + +“Fine,” said Harry. He was desperate to get out of +Snape ’s office and find Ron and Hermione. + +“You are to rid your mind of all emotion every night +before sleep — empty it, make it blank and calm, you +understand?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, who was barely listening. + +“And be warned, Potter ... I shall know if you have not +practiced ...” + +“Right,” Harry mumbled. He picked up his schoolbag, +swung it over his shoulder, and hurried toward the +office door. As he opened it he glanced back at Snape, +who had his back to Harry and was scooping his own +thoughts out of the Pensieve with the tip of his wand +and replacing them carefully inside his own head. +Harry left without another word, closing the door +carefully behind him, his scar still throbbing +painfully. + + + +Page | 687Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry found Ron and Hermione in the library, where +they were working on Umbridge’s most recent ream of +homework. Other students, nearly all of them fifth +years, sat at lamp-lit tables nearby, noses close to +books, quills scratching feverishly, while the sky +outside the mullioned windows grew steadily blacker. +The only other sound was the slight squeaking of one +of Madam Pince’s shoes as the librarian prowled the +aisles menacingly, breathing down the necks of those +touching her precious books. + +Harry felt shivery; his scar was still aching, he felt +almost feverish. When he sat down opposite Ron and +Hermione he caught sight of himself in the window +opposite. He was very white, and his scar seemed to +be showing up more clearly than usual. + +“How did it go?” Hermione whispered, and then, +looking concerned, “Are you all right, Harry?” + +“Yeah ... fine ... I dunno,” said Harry impatiently, +wincing as pain shot through his scar again. “Listen +... I’ve just realized something...” + +And he told them what he had just seen and deduced. + +“So ... so, are you saying ...” whispered Ron, as +Madam Pince swept past, squeaking slightly, “that the +weapon — the thing You-Know- Who’s after — is in +the Ministry of Magic?” + +“In the Department of Mysteries, it’s got to be,” Harry +whispered. “I saw that door when your dad took me +down to the courtrooms for my hearing and it’s +definitely the same one he was guarding when the +snake bit him.” + +Hermione let out a long, slow sigh. “Of course,” she +breathed. + +Page | 688Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Of course what?” said Ron rather impatiently. + +“Ron, think about it... Sturgis Podmore was trying to +get through a door at the Ministry of Magic... It must +have been that one, it’s too much of a coincidence!” + +“How come Sturgis was trying to break in when he’s +on our side?” said Ron. + +“Well, I don’t know,” Hermione admitted. “That is a bit +odd...” + +“So what’s in the Department of Mysteries?” Harry +asked Ron. “Has your dad ever mentioned anything +about it?” + +“I know they call the people who work in there +‘Unspeakables,’ ” said Ron, frowning. “Because no one +really seems to know what they do in there... Weird +place to have a weapon ...” + +“It’s not weird at all, it makes perfect sense,” said +Hermione. “It will be something top secret that the +Ministry has been developing, I expect... Harry, are +you sure you’re all right?” + +For Harry had just run both his hands hard over his +forehead as though trying to iron it. + +“Yeah ... fine ...” he said, lowering his hands, which +were trembling. “I just feel a bit ... I don’t like +Occlumency much...” + +“I expect anyone would feel shaky if they’d had their +mind attacked over and over again,” said Hermione +sympathetically. “Look, let’s get back to the common +room, well be a bit more comfortable there...” + + + +Page | 689Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the common room was packed and full of shrieks +of laughter and excitement; Fred and George were +demonstrating their latest bit of joke shop +merchandise. + +“Headless Hats!” shouted George, as Fred waved a +pointed hat decorated with a fluffy pink feather at the +watching students. “Two Galleons each — watch +Fred, now!” + +Fred swept the hat onto his head, beaming. For a +second he merely looked rather stupid, then both hat +and head vanished. + +Several girls screamed, but everyone else was roaring +with laughter. + +“And off again!” shouted George, and Fred’s hand +groped for a moment in what seemed to be thin air +over his shoulder; then his head reappeared as he +swept the pink-feathered hat from it again. + +“How do those hats work, then?” said Hermione, +distracted from her homework and watching Fred and +George. “I mean, obviously it’s some kind of +Invisibility Spell, but it’s rather clever to have +extended the field of invisibility beyond the +boundaries of the charmed object... I’d imagine the +charm wouldn’t have a very long life though...” + +Harry did not answer; he was still feeling ill. + +“I’m going to have to do this tomorrow,” he muttered, +pushing the books he had just taken out of his bag +back inside it. + +“Well, write it in your homework planner then!” said +Hermione encouragingly. “So you don’t forget!” + + + +Page | 690Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry and Ron exchanged looks as he reached into +his bag, withdrew the planner and opened it +tentatively. + +“ Don’t leave it till later, you big second-rateri” chided +the book as Harry scribbled down Umbridge’s +homework. Hermione beamed at it. + +“I think 111 go to bed,” said Harry, stuffing the +homework planner back into his bag and making a +mental note to drop it in the fire the first opportunity +he got. + +He walked across the common room, dodging George, +who tried to put a Headless Hat on him, and reached +the peace and cool of the stone staircase to the boys’ +dormitories. He was feeling sick again, just as he had +the night he had had the vision of the snake, but +thought that if he could just lie down for a while he +would be all right. + +He opened the door of his dormitory and was one step +inside it when he experienced pain so severe he +thought that someone must have sliced into the top of +his head. He did not know where he was, whether he +was standing or lying down, he did not even know his +own name... + +Maniacal laughter was ringing in his ears... He was +happier than he had been in a very long time... +Jubilant, ecstatic, triumphant ... A wonderful, +wonderful thing had happened... + +“Harry? HARRY!” + +Someone had hit him around the face. The insane +laughter was punctuated with a cry of pain. The +happiness was draining out of him, but the laughter +continued... + +Page | 691Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He opened his eyes and as he did so, he became +aware that the wild laughter was coming out of his +own mouth. The moment he realized this, it died +away; Harry lay panting on the floor, staring up at the +ceiling, the scar on his forehead throbbing horribly. +Ron was bending over him, looking very worried. + +“What happened?” he said. + +“I ... dunno ...” Harry gasped, sitting up again. “He’s +really happy ... really happy ...” + +“You-Know-Who is?” + +“Something good’s happened,” mumbled Harry. He +was shaking as badly as he had done after seeing the +snake attack Mr. Weasley and felt very sick. +“Something he’s been hoping for.” + +The words came, just as they had back in the +Gryffindor changing room, as though a stranger was +speaking them through Harry’s mouth, yet he knew +they were true. He took deep breaths, willing himself +not to vomit all over Ron. He was very glad that Dean +and Seamus were not here to watch this time. + +“Hermione told me to come and check on you,” said +Ron in a low voice, helping Harry to his feet. “She +says your defenses will be low at the moment, after +Snape’s been fiddling around with your mind... Still, I +suppose it’ll help in the long run, won’t it?” + +He looked doubtfully at Harry as he helped him +toward bed. Harry nodded without any conviction and +slumped back on his pillows, aching all over from +having fallen to the floor so often that evening, his +scar still prickling painfully. He could not help feeling +that his first foray into Occlumency had weakened his +mind’s resistance rather than strengthening it, and +Page | 692Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he wondered, with a feeling of great trepidation, what +had happened to make Lord Voldemort the happiest +he had been in fourteen years. + + + +Page | 693Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE BEETLE AT BAY + +Harry’s question was answered the very next +morning. When Hermione’s Daily Prophet arrived she +smoothed it out, gazed for a moment at the front +page, and then gave a yelp that caused everyone in +the vicinity to stare at her. + +“What?” said Harry and Ron together. + +For an answer she spread the newspaper on the table +in front of them and pointed at ten black-and-white +photographs that filled the whole of the front page, +nine showing wizards’ faces and the tenth, a witch’s. +Some of the people in the photographs were silently +jeering; others were tapping their fingers on the frame +of their pictures, looking insolent. Each picture was +captioned with a name and the crime for which the +person had been sent to Azkaban. + +Antonin Dolohov, read the legend beneath a wizard +with a long, pale, twisted face who was sneering up at +Harry, convicted of the brutal murders of Gideon and +Fabian Prewett. + +Page | 694Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +Augustus Rookwood, said the caption beneath a +pockmarked man with greasy hair who was leaning +against the edge of his picture, looking bored, +convicted of leaking Ministry of Magic Secrets to He- +Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. + +But Harry’s eyes were drawn to the picture of the +witch. Her face had leapt out at him the moment he +had seen the page. She had long, dark hair that +looked unkempt and straggly in the picture, though +he had seen it sleek, thick, and shining. She glared +up at him through heavily lidded eyes, an arrogant, +disdainful smile playing around her thin mouth. Like +Sirius, she retained vestiges of great good looks, but +something — perhaps Azkaban — had taken most of +her beauty. + +Bellatrix Lestrange, convicted of the torture and +permanent incapacitation of Frank and Alice +Longbottom. + +Hermione nudged Harry and pointed at the headline +over the pictures, which Harry, concentrating on +Bellatrix, had not yet read. + +MASS BREAKOUT FROM AZKABAN + +MINISTRY FEARS BLACK IS “RALLYING POINT” + +FOR OLD DEATH EATERS + +“Black?” said Harry loudly. “Not — ?” + +“ Shhh\ ” whispered Hermione desperately. “Not so loud +— just read it!” + +The Ministry of Magic announced late last night that +there has been a mass breakout from Azkaban. + + + +Page | 695Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Speaking to reporters in his private office, Cornelius +Fudge, Minister of Magic, confirmed that ten high- +security prisoners escaped in the early hours of +yesterday evening, and that he has already informed +the Muggle Prime Minister of the dangerous nature of +these individuals. + +“We find ourselves, most unfortunately, in the same +position we were two and a half years ago when the +murderer Sirius Black escaped, ” said Fudge last night. +“Nor do we think the two breakouts are unrelated. An +escape of this magnitude suggests outside help, and +we must remember that Black, as the first person ever +to break out of Azkaban, would be ideally placed to +help others follow in his footsteps. We think it likely +that these individuals, who include Black’s cousin, +Bellatrix Lestrange, have rallied around Black as their +leader. We are, however, doing all we can to round up +the criminals and beg the magical community to remain +alert and cautious. On no account should any of these +individuals be approached. ” + +“There you are, Harry,” said Ron, looking awestruck. +“That’s why he was happy last night...” + +“I don’t believe this,” snarled Harry, “Fudge is blaming +the breakout on Sirius?” + +“What other options does he have?” said Hermione +bitterly. “He can hardly say, ‘Sorry everyone, +Dumbledore warned me this might happen, the +Azkaban guards have joined Lord Voldemort’ — stop +whimpering, Ron — ‘and now Voldemort’s worst +supporters have broken out too.’ I mean, he’s spent a +good six months telling everyone you and Dumbledore +are liars, hasn’t he?” + +Hermione ripped open the newspaper and began to +read the report inside while Harry looked around the + +Page | 696Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Great Hall. He could not understand why his fellow +students were not looking scared or at least +discussing the terrible piece of news on the front +page, but very few of them took the newspaper every +day like Hermione. There they all were, talking about +homework and Quidditch and who knew what other +rubbish, and outside these walls ten more Death +Eaters had swollen Voldemort’s ranks... + +He glanced up at the staff table. It was a different +story here: Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall +were deep in conversation, both looking extremely +grave. Professor Sprout had the Prophet propped +against a bottle of ketchup and was reading the front +page with such concentration that she was not +noticing the gentle drip of egg yolk falling into her lap +from her stationary spoon. Meanwhile, at the far end +of the table, Professor Umbridge was tucking into a +bowl of porridge. For once her pouchy toad’s eyes +were not sweeping the Great Hall looking for +misbehaving students. She scowled as she gulped +down her food and every now and then she shot a +malevolent glance up the table to where Dumbledore +and McGonagall were talking so intently. + +“Oh my — ” said Hermione wonderingly, still staring at +the newspaper. + +“What now?” said Harry quickly; he was feeling +jumpy. + +“It’s ... horrible,” said Hermione, looking shaken. She +folded back page ten of the newspaper and handed it +back to Harry and Ron. + +TRAGIC DEMISE OF + +MINISTRY OF MAGIC WORKER + + + +Page | 697Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +St. Mungo’s Hospital promised a full inquiry last +night after Ministry of Magic worker Broderick Bode, +49, was discovered dead in his bed, strangled by a +potted-plant. Healers called to the scene were unable +to revive Mr. Bode, who had been injured in a +workplace accident some weeks prior to his death. + +Healer Miriam Strout, who was in charge of Mr. + +Bode’s ward at the time of the incident, has been +suspended on full pay and was unavailable for +comment yesterday, but a spokeswizard for the +hospital said in a statement, “St. Mungo’s deeply +regrets the death of Mr. Bode, whose health was +improving steadily prior to this tragic accident. + +“We have strict guidelines on the decorations +permitted on our wards but it appears that Healer +Strout, busy over the Christmas period, overlooked +the dangers of the plant on Mr. Bode’s bedside table. +As his speech and mobility improved, Healer Strout +encouraged Mr. Bode to look after the plant himself, +unaware that it was not an innocent Flitterbloom, but +a cutting of Devil’s Snare, which, when touched by +the convalescent Mr. Bode, throttled him instantly. + +“St. Mungo’s is as yet unable to account for the +presence of the plant on the ward and asks any witch +or wizard with information to come forward.” + +“Bode ...” said Ron. “Bode. It rings a bell...” + +“We saw him,” Hermione whispered. “In St. Mungo’s, +remember? He was in the bed opposite Lockhart’s, +just lying there, staring at the ceiling. And we saw the +Devil’s Snare arrive. She — the Healer — said it was a +Christmas present...” + +Harry looked back at the story. A feeling of horror was +rising like bile in his throat. + +Page | 698Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How come we didn’t recognize Devil’s Snare ... ? +We’ve seen it before ... we could’ve stopped this from +happening ...” + +“Who expects Devil’s Snare to turn up in a hospital +disguised as a potted plant?” said Ron sharply. “It’s +not our fault, whoever sent it to the bloke is to blame! +They must be a real prat, why didn’t they check what +they were buying?” + +“Oh come on, Ron!” said Hermione shakily, “I don’t +think anyone could put Devil’s Snare in a pot and not +realize it tries to kill whoever touches it? This — this +was murder... A clever murder, as well... If the plant +was sent anonymously, how’s anyone ever going to +find out who did it?” + +Harry was not thinking about Devil’s Snare. He was +remembering taking the lift down to the ninth level of +the Ministry on the day of his hearing, and the +sallow-faced man who had got in on the Atrium level. + +“I met Bode,” he said slowly. “I saw him at the +Ministry with your dad ...” + +Ron’s mouth fell open. + +“I’ve heard Dad talk about him at home! He was an +Unspeakable — he worked in the Department of +Mysteries!” + +They looked at one another for a moment, then +Hermione pulled the newspaper back toward her, +closed it, glared for a moment at the pictures of the +ten escaped Death Eaters on the front, then leapt to +her feet. + +“Where are you going?” said Ron, startled. + + + +Page | 699Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“To send a letter,” said Hermione, swinging her bag +onto her shoulder. “It ... well, I don’t know whether ... +but it’s worth trying ... and I’m the only one who can + + + +“I hate it when she does that,” grumbled Ron as he +and Harry got up from the table and made their own, +slower way out of the Great Hall. “Would it kill her to +tell us what she’s up to for once? It’d take her about +ten more seconds — hey, Hagrid!” + +Hagrid was standing beside the doors into the +entrance hall, waiting for a crowd of Ravenclaws to +pass. He was still as heavily bruised as he had been +on the day he had come back from his mission to the +giants and there was a new cut right across the +bridge of his nose. + +“All righ’, you two?” he said, trying to muster a smile +but managing only a kind of pained grimace. + +“Are you okay, Hagrid?” asked Harry, following him as +he lumbered after the Ravenclaws. + +“Fine, fine,” said Hagrid with a feeble assumption of +airiness; he waved a hand and narrowly missed +concussing a frightened-looking Professor Vector, who +was passing. “Jus’ busy, yeh know, usual stuff — +lessons ter prepare — couple o’ salamanders got scale +rot — an’ I’m on probation,” he mumbled. + +“ You’re on probation?” said Ron very loudly, so that +many students passing looked around curiously. +“Sorry — I mean — you’re on probation?” he +whispered. + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid. “ ’S’no more’n I expected, ter tell +yeh the truth. Yeh migh’ not’ve picked up on it, bu’ +that inspection didn’ go too well, yeh know ... + +Page | 700Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +anyway,” he sighed deeply. “Bes’ go an mb a bit more +chili powder on them salamanders or their tails’ll be +hangin’ off ’em next. See yeh, Harry ... Ron ...” + +He trudged away, out the front doors and down the +stone steps into the damp grounds. Harry watched +him go, wondering how much more bad news he +could stand. + +The fact that Hagrid was now on probation became +common knowledge within the school over the next +few days, but to Harry’s indignation, hardly anybody +appeared to be upset about it; indeed, some people, +Draco Malfoy prominent among them, seemed +positively gleeful. As for the freakish death of an +obscure Department of Mysteries employee in St. +Mungo’s, Harry, Ron, and Hermione seemed to be the +only people who knew or cared. There was only one +topic of conversation in the corridors now: the ten +escaped Death Eaters, whose story had finally filtered +through the school from those few people who read +the newspapers. Rumors were flying that some of the +convicts had been spotted in Hogsmeade, that they +were supposed to be hiding out in the Shrieking +Shack and that they were going to break into +Hogwarts, just as Sirius Black had done. + +Those who came from Wizarding families had grown +up hearing the names of these Death Eaters spoken +with almost as much fear as Voldemort’s; the crimes +they had committed during the days of Voldemort’s +reign of terror were legendary. There were relatives of +their victims among the Hogwarts students, who now +found themselves the unwilling objects of a gruesome +sort of reflected fame as they walked the corridors: +Susan Bones, who had an uncle, aunt, and cousins +who had all died at the hands of one of the ten, said +miserably during Herbology that she now had a good +idea what it felt like to be Harry. + +Page | 701Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And I don’t know how you stand it, it’s horrible,” she +said bluntly, dumping far too much dragon manure +on her tray of Screechsnap seedlings, causing them to +wriggle and squeak in discomfort. + +It was true that Harry was the subject of much +renewed muttering and pointing in the corridors these +days, yet he thought he detected a slight difference in +the tone of the whisperers’ voices. They sounded +curious rather than hostile now, and once or twice he +was sure he overheard snatches of conversation that +suggested that the speakers were not satisfied with +the Prophet’s version of how and why ten Death +Eaters had managed to break out of Azkaban fortress. +In their confusion and fear, these doubters now +seemed to be turning to the only other explanation +available to them, the one that Harry and +Dumbledore had been expounding since the previous +year. + +It was not only the students’ mood that had changed. +It was now quite common to come across two or three +teachers conversing in low, urgent whispers in the +corridors, breaking off their conversations the +moment they saw students approaching. + +“They obviously can’t talk freely in the staffroom +anymore,” said Hermione in a low voice, as she, + +Harry, and Ron passed Professors McGonagall, +Flitwick, and Sprout huddled together outside the +Charms classroom one day. “Not with Umbridge +there.” + +“Reckon they know anything new?” said Ron, gazing +back over his shoulder at the three teachers. + +“If they do, we’re not going to hear about it, are we?” +said Harry angrily. “Not after Decree ... What number +are we on now?” + +Page | 702Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +For new signs had appeared on the house notice +boards the morning after news of the Azkaban +breakout: + +— BY ORDER OF — + +THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS + +Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any +information that is not strictly related to the subjects +they are paid to teach. + +The above is in accordance with + +Educational Decree Number Twenty-six. + +Signed: + +Dolores Jane Umbridge +HIGH INQUISITOR + +This latest decree had been the subject of a great +number of jokes among the students. Lee Jordan had +pointed out to Umbridge that by the terms of the new +rule she was not allowed to tell Fred and George off +for playing Exploding Snap in the back of the class. + +“Exploding Snap’s got nothing to do with Defense +Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That’s not +information relating to your subject!” + +When Harry next saw Lee, the back of his hand was +bleeding rather badly. Harry recommended essence of +murtlap. + +Harry had thought that the breakout from Azkaban +might have humbled Umbridge a little, that she might + + + +Page | 703Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have been abashed at the catastrophe that had +occurred right under her beloved Fudge’s nose. It +seemed, however, to have only intensified her furious +desire to bring every aspect of life at Hogwarts under +her personal control. She seemed determined at the +very least to achieve a sacking before long, and the +only question was whether it would be Professor +Trelawney or Hagrid who went first. + +Every single Divination and Care of Magical Creatures +lesson was now conducted in the presence of +Umbridge and her clipboard. She lurked by the fire in +the heavily perfumed tower room, interrupting +Professor Trelawney’s increasingly hysterical talks +with difficult questions about Ornithomancy and +Heptomology, insisting that she predict students’ +answers before they gave them and demanding that +she demonstrate her skill at the crystal ball, the tea +leaves, and the rune stones in turn. Harry thought +that Professor Trelawney might soon crack under the +strain; several times he passed her in the corridors (in +itself a very unusual occurrence as she generally +remained in her tower room), muttering wildly to +herself, wringing her hands, and shooting terrified +glances over her shoulder, all the time giving off a +powerful smell of cooking sherry. If he had not been +so worried about Hagrid, he would have felt sorry for +her — but if one of them was to be ousted out of a +job, there could be only one choice for Harry as to +who should remain. + +Unfortunately, Harry could not see that Hagrid was +putting up a better show than Trelawney. Though he +seemed to be following Hermione’s advice and had +shown them nothing more frightening than a crup, a +creature indistinguishable from a Jack Russell terrier +except for its forked tail, since before Christmas, he +also seemed to have lost his nerve. He was oddly +distracted and jumpy in lessons, losing the thread of +Page | 704Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what he was saying while talking to the class, +answering questions wrongly and glancing anxiously +at Umbridge all the time. He was also more distant +with Harry, Ron, and Hermione than he had ever +been before, expressly forbidding them to visit him +after dark. + +“If she catches yeh, it’ll be all of our necks on the +line,” he told them flatly, and with no desire to do +anything that jeopardized his job further, they +abstained from walking down to his hut in the +evenings. It seemed to Harry that Umbridge was +steadily depriving him of everything that made his life +at Hogwarts worth living: visits to Hagrid’s house, +letters from Sirius, his Firebolt, and Quidditch. He +took his revenge the only way he had: redoubling his +efforts for the D.A. + +Harry was pleased to see that all of them, even +Zacharias Smith, had been spurred to work harder +than ever by the news that ten more Death Eaters +were now on the loose, but in nobody was this +improvement more pronounced than in Neville. The +news of his parents’ attacker’s escape had wrought a +strange and even slightly alarming change in him. He +had not once mentioned his meeting with Harry, Ron, +and Hermione on the closed ward in St. Mungo’s, and +taking their lead from him, they had kept quiet about +it too. Nor had he said anything on the subject of +Bellatrix and her fellow torturers’ escape; in fact, he +barely spoke during D.A. meetings anymore, but +worked relentlessly on every new jinx and +countercurse Harry taught them, his plump face +screwed up in concentration, apparently indifferent to +injuries or accidents, working harder than anyone +else in the room. He was improving so fast it was +quite unnerving and when Harry taught them the +Shield Charm, a means of deflecting minor jinxes so + + + +Page | 705Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that they rebounded upon the attacker, only +Hermione mastered the charm faster than Neville. + +In fact Harry would have given a great deal to be +making as much progress at Occlumency as Neville +was making during D.A. meetings. Harry’s sessions +with Snape, which had started badly enough, were +not improving; on the contrary, Harry felt he was +getting worse with every lesson. + +Before he had started studying Occlumency, his scar +had prickled occasionally, usually during the night, or +else following one of those strange flashes of +Voldemort’s thoughts or moods that he experienced +every now and then. Nowadays, however, his scar +hardly ever stopped prickling, and he often felt +lurches of annoyance or cheerfulness that were +unrelated to what was happening to him at the time, +which were always accompanied by a particularly +painful twinge from his scar. He had the horrible +impression that he was slowly turning into a kind of +aerial that was tuned in to tiny fluctuations in +Voldemort’s mood, and he was sure he could date this +increased sensitivity firmly from his first Occlumency +lesson with Snape. What was more, he was now +dreaming about walking down the corridor toward the +entrance to the Department of Mysteries almost every +night, dreams that always culminated in him +standing longingly in front of the plain black door. + +“Maybe it’s a bit like an illness,” said Hermione, +looking concerned when Harry confided in her and +Ron. “A fever or something. It has to get worse before +it gets better.” + +“It’s lessons with Snape that are making it worse,” +said Harry flatly. “I’m getting sick of my scar hurting, +and I’m getting bored walking down that corridor +every night.” He rubbed his forehead angrily. “I just + +Page | 706Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wish the door would open, I’m sick of standing staring +at it — ” + +“That’s not funny,” said Hermione sharply. +“Dumbledore doesn’t want you to have dreams about +that corridor at all, or he wouldn’t have asked Snape +to teach you Occlumency. You’re just going to have to +work a bit harder in your lessons.” + +“I am working!” said Harry, nettled. “You try it +sometime, Snape trying to get inside your head, it’s +not a bundle of laughs, you know!” + +“Maybe ...” said Ron slowly. + +“Maybe what?” said Hermione rather snappishly. + +“Maybe it’s not Harry’s fault he can’t close his mind,” +said Ron darkly. + +“What do you mean?” said Hermione. + +“Well, maybe Snape isn’t really trying to help Harry...” + +Harry and Hermione stared at him. Ron looked darkly +and meaningfully from one to the other. + +“Maybe,” he said again in a lower voice, “he’s actually +trying to open Harry’s mind a bit wider . . . make it +easier for You-Know — ” + +“Shut up, Ron,” said Hermione angrily. “How many +times have you suspected Snape, and when have you +ever been right? Dumbledore trusts him, he works for +the Order, that ought to be enough.” + +“He used to be a Death Eater,” said Ron stubbornly. +“And we’ve never seen proof that he really swapped +sides...” + +Page | 707Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dumbledore trusts him,” Hermione repeated. “And if +we can’t trust Dumbledore, we can’t trust anyone.” + +With so much to worry about and so much to do — +startling amounts of homework that frequently kept +the fifth years working until past midnight, secret +D.A. meetings, and regular classes with Snape — +January seemed to be passing alarmingly fast. Before +Harry knew it, February had arrived, bringing with it +wetter and warmer weather and the prospect of the +second Hogsmeade visit of the year. Harry had had +very little time to spare on conversations with Cho +since they had agreed to visit the village together, but +suddenly found himself facing a Valentine’s Day +spent entirely in her company. + +On the morning of the fourteenth he dressed +particularly carefully. He and Ron arrived at breakfast +just in time for the arrival of the post owls. Hedwig +was not there — not that he had expected her — but +Hermione was tugging a letter from the beak of an +unfamiliar brown owl as they sat down. + +“And about time! If it hadn’t come today ...” she said +eagerly, tearing open the envelope and pulling out a +small piece of parchment. Her eyes sped from left to +right as she read through the message and a grimly +pleased expression spread across her face. + +“Listen, Harry,” she said, looking up at him. “This is +really important... Do you think you could meet me in +the Three Broomsticks around midday?” + +“Well ... I dunno,” said Harry dubiously. “Cho might +be expecting me to spend the whole day with her. We +never said what we were going to do.” + +“Well, bring her along if you must,” said Hermione +urgently. ���But will you come?” + +Page | 708Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well ... all right, but why?” + + + +“I haven’t got time to tell you now, I’ve got to answer +this quickly — ” + +And she hurried out of the Great Hall, the letter +clutched in one hand and a piece of uneaten toast in +the other. + +“Are you coming?” Harry asked Ron, but he shook his +head, looking glum. + +“I can’t come into Hogsmeade at all, Angelina wants a +full day’s training. Like it’s going to help — we’re the +worst team I’ve ever seen. You should see Sloper and +Kirke, they’re pathetic, even worse than I am.” He +heaved a great sigh. “I dunno why Angelina won’t just +let me resign...” + +“It’s because you’re good when you’re on form, that’s +why,” said Harry irritably. + +He found it very hard to be sympathetic to Ron’s +plight when he himself would have given almost +anything to be playing in the forthcoming match +against Hufflepuff. Ron seemed to notice Harry’s tone, +because he did not mention Quidditch again during +breakfast, and there was a slight frostiness in the way +they said good-bye to each other shortly afterward. +Ron departed for the Quidditch pitch and Harry, after +attempting to flatten his hair while staring at his +reflection in the back of a teaspoon, proceeded alone +to the entrance hall to meet Cho, feeling very +apprehensive and wondering what on earth they were +going to talk about. + +She was waiting for him a little to the side of the oak +front doors, looking very pretty with her hair tied +back in a long ponytail. Harry’s feet seemed to be too + +Page | 709Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +big for his body as he walked toward her, and he was +suddenly horribly aware of his arms and how stupid +they looked swinging at his sides. + +“Hi,” said Cho slightly breathlessly. + +“Hi,” said Harry. + +They stared at each other for a moment, then Harry +said, “Well — er — shall we go, then?” + +“Oh — yes ...” + +They joined the queue of people being signed out by +Filch, occasionally catching each other’s eye and +grinning shiftily, but not talking to each other. Harry +was relieved when they reached the fresh air, finding +it easier to walk along in silence than just stand there +looking awkward. It was a fresh, breezy sort of day +and as they passed the Quidditch stadium, Harry +glimpsed Ron and Ginny skimming over the stands +and felt a horrible pang that he was not up there with +them... + +“You really miss it, don’t you?” said Cho. + +He looked around and saw her watching him. + +“Yeah,” sighed Harry. “I do.” + +“Remember the first time we played against each +other, in the third year?” she asked him. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, grinning. “You kept blocking me.” + +“And Wood told you not to be a gentleman and knock +me off my broom if you had to,” said Cho, smiling +reminiscently. “I heard he got taken on by Pride of +Portree, is that right?” + +Page | 710Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nah, it was Puddlemere United, I saw him at the +World Cup last year.” + +“Oh, I saw you there too, remember? We were on the +same campsite. It was really good, wasn’t it?” + +The subject of the Quidditch World Cup carried them +all the way down the drive and out through the gates. +Harry could hardly believe how easy it was to talk to +her, no more difficult, in fact, than talking to Ron and +Hermione, and he was just starting to feel confident +and cheerful when a large gang of Slytherin girls +passed them, including Pansy Parkinson. + +“Potter and Chang!” screeched Pansy to a chorus of +snide giggles. “Urgh, Chang, I don’t think much of +your taste... At least Diggory was good-looking!” + +They sped up, talking and shrieking in a pointed +fashion with many exaggerated glances back at Harry +and Cho, leaving an embarrassed silence in their +wake. Harry could think of nothing else to say about +Quidditch, and Cho, slightly flushed, was watching +her feet. + +“So ... where d’you want to go?” Harry asked as they +entered Hogsmeade. The High Street was full of +students ambling up and down, peering into the shop +windows and messing about together on the +pavements. + +“Oh ... I don’t mind,” said Cho, shrugging. “Um ... +shall we just have a look in the shops or something?” + +They wandered toward Dervish and Banges. A large +poster had been stuck up in the window and a few +Hogsmeaders were looking at it. They moved aside +when Harry and Cho approached and Harry found +himself staring once more at the ten pictures of the +Page | 711Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +escaped Death Eaters. The poster (“By Order of the +Ministry of Magic”) offered a thousand-Galleon reward +to any witch or wizard with information relating to the +recapture of any of the convicts pictured. + +“It’s funny, isn’t it,” said Cho in a low voice, also +gazing up at the pictures of the Death Eaters. +“Remember when that Sirius Black escaped, and +there were dementors all over Hogsmeade looking for +him? And now ten Death Eaters are on the loose and +there aren’t dementors anywhere...” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, tearing his eyes away from +Bellatrix Lestrange’s face to glance up and down the +High Street. “Yeah, it is weird...” + +He was not sorry that there were no dementors +nearby, but now he came to think of it, their absence +was highly significant. They had not only let the +Death Eaters escape, they were not bothering to look +for them... It looked as though they really were +outside Ministry control now. + +The ten escaped Death Eaters were staring out of +every shop window he and Cho passed. It started to +rain as they passed Scrivenshaft’s; cold, heavy drops +of water kept hitting Harry’s face and the back of his +neck. + +“Um ... d’you want to get a coffee?” said Cho +tentatively, as the rain began to fall more heavily. + +“Yeah, all right,” said Harry, looking around. “Where +— ?” + +“Oh, there’s a really nice place just up here, haven’t +you ever been to Madam Puddifoot’s?” she said +brightly, and she led him up a side road and into a +small tea shop that Harry had never noticed before. It + +Page | 712Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was a cramped, steamy little place where everything +seemed to have been decorated with frills or bows. +Harry was reminded unpleasantly of Umbridge’s +office. + +“Cute, isn’t it?” said Cho happily. + +“Er ... yeah,” said Harry untruthfully. + +“Look, she’s decorated it for Valentine’s Day!” said +Cho, indicating a number of golden cherubs that were +hovering over each of the small, circular tables, +occasionally throwing pink confetti over the +occupants. + +“Aaah ...” + +They sat down at the last remaining table, which was +situated in the steamy window. Roger Davies, the +Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain, was sitting about a +foot and a half away with a pretty blonde girl. They +were holding hands. The sight made Harry feel +uncomfortable, particularly when, looking around the +tea shop, he saw that it was full of nothing but +couples, all of them holding hands. Perhaps Cho +would expect him to hold her hand. + +“What can I get you, m’dears?” said Madam +Puddifoot, a very stout woman with a shiny black +bun, squeezing between their table and Roger +Davies’s with great difficulty. + +“Two coffees, please,” said Cho. + +In the time it took for their coffees to arrive, Roger +Davies and his girlfriend started kissing over their +sugar bowl. Harry wished they wouldn’t; he felt that +Davies was setting a standard with which Cho would +soon expect him to compete. He felt his face growing +Page | 713Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hot and tried staring out of the window, but it was so +steamed up he could not see the street outside. To +postpone the moment when he had to look at Cho he +stared up at the ceiling as though examining the +paintwork and received a handful of confetti in the +face from their hovering cherub. + +After a few more painful minutes Cho mentioned +Umbridge; Harry seized on the subject with relief and +they passed a few happy moments abusing her, but +the subject had already been so thoroughly canvassed +during D.A. meetings it did not last very long. Silence +fell again. Harry was very conscious of the slurping +noises coming from the table next door and cast +wildly around for something else to say. + +“Er ... listen, d’you want to come with me to the Three +Broomsticks at lunchtime? I’m meeting Hermione +Granger there.” + +Cho raised her eyebrows. + +“You’re meeting Hermione Granger? Today?” + +“Yeah. Well, she asked me to, so I thought I would. +D’you want to come with me? She said it wouldn’t +matter if you did.” + +“Oh ... well ... that was nice of her.” + +But Cho did not sound as though she thought it was +nice at all; on the contrary, her tone was cold and all +of a sudden she looked rather forbidding. + +A few more minutes passed in total silence, Harry +drinking his coffee so fast that he would soon need a +fresh cup. Next door, Roger Davies and his girlfriend +seemed glued together by the lips. + + + +Page | 714Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Cho’s hand was lying on the table beside her coffee, +and Harry was feeling a mounting pressure to take +hold of it. Just do it, he told himself, as a fount of +mingled panic and excitement surged up inside his +chest. Just reach out and grab it... Amazing how much +more difficult it was to extend his arm twelve inches +and touch her hand than to snatch a speeding Snitch +from midair ... + +But just as he moved his hand forward, Cho took +hers off the table. She was now watching Roger +Davies kissing his girlfriend with a mildly interested +expression. + +“He asked me out, you know,” she said in a quiet +voice. “A couple of weeks ago. Roger. I turned him +down, though.” + +Harry, who had grabbed the sugar bowl to excuse his +sudden lunging movement across the table, could not +think why she was telling him this. If she wished she +were sitting at the table next door being heartily +kissed by Roger Davies, why had she agreed to come +out with him? + +He said nothing. Their cherub threw another handful +of confetti over them; some of it landed in the last +cold dregs of coffee Harry had been about to drink. + +“I came in here with Cedric last year,” said Cho. + +In the second or so it took for him to take in what she +had said, Harry’s insides had become glacial. He +could not believe she wanted to talk about Cedric +now, while kissing couples surrounded them and a +cherub floated over their heads. + +Cho’s voice was rather higher when she spoke again. + + + +Page | 715Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ve been meaning to ask you for ages... Did Cedric — +did he m-m-mention me at all before he died?” + +This was the very last subject on earth Harry wanted +to discuss, and least of all with Cho. + +“Well — no — ” he said quietly. “There — there wasn’t +time for him to say anything. Erm ... so ... d’you ... +d’you get to see a lot of Quidditch in the holidays? + +You support the Tornados, right?” + +His voice sounded falsely bright and cheery. To his +horror, he saw that her eyes were swimming with +tears again, just as they had been after the last D.A. +meeting before Christmas. + +“Look,” he said desperately, leaning in so that nobody +else could overhear, “let’s not talk about Cedric right +now... Let’s talk about something else...” + +But this, apparently, was quite the wrong thing to +say. + +“I thought,” she said, tears spattering down onto the +table. “I thought you’d u-u-understand! I need to talk +about it! Surely you n-need to talk about it t-too! I +mean, you saw it happen, d-didn’t you?” + +Everything was going nightmarishly wrong; Roger +Davies’ girlfriend had even unglued herself to look +around at Cho crying. + +“Well — I have talked about it,” Harry said in a +whisper, “to Ron and Hermione, but — ” + +“Oh, you’ll talk to Hermione Granger!” she said +shrilly, her face now shining with tears, and several +more kissing couples broke apart to stare. “But you +won’t talk to me! P-perhaps it would be best if we just + +Page | 716Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +... just p-paid and you went and met up with +Hermione G-Granger, like you obviously want to!” + +Harry stared at her, utterly bewildered, as she seized +a frilly napkin and dabbed at her shining face with it. + +“Cho?” he said weakly, wishing Roger would seize his +girlfriend and start kissing her again to stop her +goggling at him and Cho. + +“Go on, leave!” she said, now crying into the napkin. + +“I don’t know why you asked me out in the first place +if you’re going to make arrangements to meet other +girls right after me... How many are you meeting after +Hermione?” + +“It’s not like that!” said Harry, and he was so relieved +at finally understanding what she was annoyed about +that he laughed, which he realized a split second too +late was a mistake. + +Cho sprang to her feet. The whole tearoom was quiet, +and everybody was watching them now. + +“I’ll see you around, Harry,” she said dramatically, +and hiccuping slightly she dashed to the door, +wrenched it open, and hurried off into the pouring +rain. + +“Cho!” Harry called after her, but the door had +already swung shut behind her with a tuneful tinkle. + +There was total silence within the tea shop. Every eye +was upon Harry. He threw a Galleon down onto the +table, shook pink confetti out of his eyes, and +followed Cho out of the door. + +It was raining hard now, and she was nowhere to be +seen. He simply did not understand what had + +Page | 717Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +happened; half an hour ago they had been getting +along fine. + +“Women!” he muttered angrily, sloshing down the +rain-washed street with his hands in his pockets. +“What did she want to talk about Cedric for anyway? +Why does she always want to drag up a subject that +makes her act like a human hosepipe?” + +He turned right and broke into a splashy run, and +within minutes he was turning into the doorway of +the Three Broomsticks. He knew he was too early to +meet Hermione, but he thought it likely there would +be someone in here with whom he could spend the +intervening time. He shook his wet hair out of his +eyes and looked around. Hagrid was sitting alone in a +corner, looking morose. + +“Hi, Hagrid!” he said, when he had squeezed through +the crammed tables and pulled up a chair beside him. + +Hagrid jumped and looked down at Harry as though +he barely recognized him. Harry saw that he had two +fresh cuts on his face and several new bruises. + +“Oh, it’s you, Harry,” said Hagrid. “You all righ’?” + +“Yeah, I’m fine,” lied Harry; in fact, next to this +battered and mournful-looking Hagrid, he felt he did +not have much to complain about. “Er — are you +okay?” + +“Me?” said Hagrid. “Oh yeah, I’m grand, Harry, +grand...” + +He gazed into the depths of his pewter tankard, which +was the size of a large bucket, and sighed. Harry did +not know what to say to him. They sat side by side in + + + +Page | 718Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +silence for a moment. Then Hagrid said abruptly, “In +the same boat, you an’ me, aren’ we, Harry?” + +“Er — ” said Harry. + +“Yeah ... I’ve said it before... Both outsiders, like,” +said Hagrid, nodding wisely. “An’ both orphans. Yeah +... both orphans.” + +He took a great swig from his tankard. + +“Makes a diff’rence, havin’ a decent family,” he said. +“Me dad was decent. An’ your mum an’ dad were +decent. If they’d lived, life woulda bin diff’rent, eh?” + +“Yeah ... I s’pose,” said Harry cautiously. Hagrid +seemed to be in a very strange mood. + +“Family,” said Hagrid gloomily. “Whatever yeh say, +blood’s important...” + +And he wiped a trickle of it out of his eye. + +“Hagrid,” said Harry, unable to stop himself, “where +are you getting all these injuries?” + +“Eh?” said Hagrid, looking startled. “Wha’ injuries?” + +“All those!” said Harry, pointing at Hagrid ’s face. + +“Oh ... tha’s jus’ normal bumps an’ bruises, Harry,” +said Hagrid dismissively. “I got a rough job.” + +He drained his tankard, set it back upon the table, +and got to his feet. + +“I’ll be seein’yeh, Harry... Take care now...” + + + +Page | 719Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he lumbered out of the pub looking wretched and +then disappeared into the torrential rain. Harry +watched him go, feeling miserable. Hagrid was +unhappy and he was hiding something, but he +seemed determined not to accept help. What was +going on? But before Harry could think about the +matter any further, he heard a voice calling his name. + +“Harry! Harry, over here!” + +Hermione was waving at him from the other side of +the room. He got up and made his way toward her +through the crowded pub. He was still a few tables +away when he realized that Hermione was not alone; +she was sitting at a table with the unlikeliest pair of +drinking mates he could ever have imagined: Luna +Lovegood and none other than Rita Skeeter, ex- +journalist on the Daily Prophet and one of Hermione’s +least favorite people in the world. + +“You’re early!” said Hermione, moving along to give +him room to sit down. “I thought you were with Cho, I +wasn’t expecting you for another hour at least!” + +“Cho?” said Rita at once, twisting around in her seat +to stare avidly at Harry. “A girl?” + +She snatched up her crocodile-skin handbag and +groped within it. + +“It’s none of your business if Harry’s been with a +hundred girls,” Hermione told Rita coolly. “So you can +put that away right now.” + +Rita had been on the point of withdrawing an acid- +green quill from her bag. Looking as though she had +been forced to swallow Stinksap, she snapped her bag +shut again. + + + +Page | 720Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What are you up to?” Harry asked, sitting down and +staring from Rita to Luna to Hermione. + + + +“Little Miss Perfect was just about to tell me when you +arrived,” said Rita, taking a large slurp of her drink. “I +suppose I’m allowed to talk to him, am I?” she shot at +Hermione. + +“Yes, I suppose you are,” said Hermione coldly. + +Unemployment did not suit Rita. The hair that had +once been set in elaborate curls now hung lank and +unkempt around her face. The scarlet paint on her +two-inch talons was chipped and there were a couple +of false jewels missing from her winged glasses. She +took another great gulp of her drink and said out of +the corner of her mouth, “Pretty girl, is she, Harry?” + +“One more word about Harry’s love life and the deal’s +off and that’s a promise,” said Hermione irritably. + +“What deal?” said Rita, wiping her mouth on the back +of her hand. “You haven’t mentioned a deal yet, Miss +Prissy, you just told me to turn up. Oh, one of these +days ...” She took a deep shuddering breath. + +“Yes, yes, one of these days you’ll write more horrible +stories about Harry and me,” said Hermione +indifferently. “Find someone who cares, why don’t +you?” + +“They’ve run plenty of horrible stories about Harry +this year without my help,” said Rita, shooting a +sideways look at him over the top of her glass and +adding in a rough whisper, “How has that made you +feel, Harry? Betrayed? Distraught? Misunderstood?” + +“He feels angry, of course,” said Hermione in a hard, +clear voice. “Because he’s told the Minister of Magic + +Page | 721Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the truth and the Minister’s too much of an idiot to +believe him.” + +“So you actually stick to it, do you, that He-Who- +Must-Not-Be-Named is back?” said Rita, lowering her +glass and subjecting Harry to a piercing stare while +her finger strayed longingly to the clasp of the +crocodile bag. “You stand by all this garbage +Dumbledore’s been telling everybody about You- +Know-Who returning and you being the sole witness +— ?” + +“I wasn’t the sole witness,” snarled Harry. “There were +a dozen-odd Death Eaters there as well. Want their +names?” + +“I’d love them,” breathed Rita, now fumbling in her +bag once more and gazing at him as though he was +the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. “A great +bold headline: ‘Potter Accuses ...’A subheading: + +‘Harry Potter Names Death Eaters Still Among Us.’ And +then, beneath a nice big photograph of you: + +‘Disturbed teenage survivor of You-Know-Who’s attack, +Harry Potter, 1 5, caused outrage yesterday by +accusing respectable and prominent members of the +Wizarding community of being Death Eaters...’ ” + +The Quick-Quotes Quill was actually in her hand and +halfway to her mouth when the rapturous expression +died out of her face. + +“But of course,” she said, lowering the quill and +looking daggers at Hermione, “Little Miss Perfect +wouldn’t want that story out there, would she?” + +“As a matter of fact,” said Hermione sweetly, “that’s +exactly what Little Miss Perfect does want.” + + + +Page | 722Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Rita stared at her. So did Harry. Luna, on the other +hand, sang, “Weasley Is Our King” dreamily under her +breath and stirred her drink with a cocktail onion on +a stick. + +“You want me to report what he says about He-Who- +Must-Not-Be-Named?” Rita asked Hermione in a +hushed voice. + +“Yes, I do,” said Hermione. “The true story. All the +facts. Exactly as Harry reports them. Hell give you all +the details, hell tell you the names of the +undiscovered Death Eaters he saw there, hell tell you +what Voldemort looks like now — oh, get a grip on +yourself,” she added contemptuously, throwing a +napkin across the table, for at the sound of +Voldemort’s name, Rita had jumped so badly that she +had slopped half her glass of firewhisky down herself. + +Rita blotted the front of her grubby raincoat, still +staring at Hermione. Then she said baldly, “The +Prophet wouldn’t print it. In case you haven’t noticed, +nobody believes his cock-and-bull story. Everyone +thinks he’s delusional. Now, if you let me write the +story from that angle — ” + +“We don’t need another story about how Harry’s lost +his marbles!” said Hermione angrily. “We’ve had +plenty of those already, thank you! I want him given +the opportunity to tell the truth!” + +“There’s no market for a story like that,” said Rita +coldly. + +“You mean the Prophet won’t print it because Fudge +won’t let them,” said Hermione irritably. + +Rita gave Hermione a long, hard look. Then, leaning +forward across the table toward her, she said in a + +Page | 723Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +businesslike tone, “All right, Fudge is leaning on the +Prophet, but it comes to the same thing. They won’t +print a story that shows Harry in a good light. Nobody +wants to read it. It’s against the public mood. This +last Azkaban breakout has got people quite worried +enough. People just don’t want to believe You-Know- +Who’s back.” + +“So the Daily Prophet exists to tell people what they +want to hear, does it?” said Hermione scathingly. + +Rita sat up straight again, her eyebrows raised, and +drained her glass of firewhisky. + +“The Prophet exists to sell itself, you silly girl,” she +said coldly. + +“My dad thinks it’s an awful paper,” said Luna, +chipping into the conversation unexpectedly. Sucking +on her cocktail onion, she gazed at Rita with her +enormous, protuberant, slightly mad eyes. “He +publishes important stories that he thinks the public +needs to know. He doesn’t care about making money.” + +Rita looked disparagingly at Luna. + +“I’m guessing your father runs some stupid little +village newsletter?” she said. “ Twenty-five Ways to +Mingle with Muggles’ and the dates of the next Bring- +and-Fly Sale?” + +“No,” said Luna, dipping her onion back into her +gillywater, “he’s the editor of The Quibbler.” + +Rita snorted so loudly that people at a nearby table +looked around in alarm. + + + +Page | 724Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ‘Important stories he thinks the public needs to +know’?” she said witheringly. “I could manure my +garden with the contents of that rag.” + +“Well, this is your chance to raise the tone of it a bit, +isn’t it?” said Hermione pleasantly. “Luna says her +father’s quite happy to take Harry’s interview. That’s +who’ll be publishing it.” + +Rita stared at them both for a moment and then let +out a great whoop of laughter. + +“ The Quibbleii” she said, cackling. “You think people +will take him seriously if he’s published in The +Quibbler?” + +“Some people won’t,” said Hermione in a level voice. +“But the Daily Prophet’s version of the Azkaban +breakout had some gaping holes in it. I think a lot of +people will be wondering whether there isn’t a better +explanation of what happened, and if there’s an +alternative story available, even if it is published in a” +— she glanced sideways at Luna, “in a — well, an +unusual magazine — I think they might be rather +keen to read it.” + +Rita did not say anything for a while, but eyed +Hermione shrewdly, her head a little to one side. + +“All right, let’s say for a moment I’ll do it,” she said +abruptly. “What kind of fee am I going to get?” + +“I don’t think Daddy exactly pays people to write for +the magazine,” said Luna dreamily. “They do it +because it’s an honor, and, of course, to see their +names in print.” + + + +Page | 725Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Rita Skeeter looked as though the taste of Stinksap +was strong in her mouth again as she rounded on +Hermione. “I’m supposed to do this for free?” + +“Well, yes,” said Hermione calmly, taking a sip of her +drink. “Otherwise, as you very well know, I will inform +the authorities that you are an unregistered +Animagus. Of course, the Prophet might give you +rather a lot for an insider’s account of life in +Azkaban...” + +Rita looked as though she would have liked nothing +better than to seize the paper umbrella sticking out of +Hermione ’s drink and thrust it up her nose. + +“I don’t suppose I’ve got any choice, have I?” said Rita, +her voice shaking slightly. She opened her crocodile +bag once more, withdrew a piece of parchment, and +raised her Quick-Quotes Quill. + +“Daddy will be pleased,” said Luna brightly. A muscle +twitched in Rita’s jaw. + +“Okay, Harry?” said Hermione, turning to him. “Ready +to tell the public the truth?” + +“I suppose,” said Harry, watching Rita balancing the +Quick-Quotes Quill at the ready on the parchment +between them. + +“Fire away, then, Rita,” said Hermione serenely, +fishing a cherry out of the bottom of her glass. + + + +Page | 726Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +SEEN AND UNFORESEEN + +Luna said vaguely that she did not know how soon +Rita’s interview with Harry would appear in The +Quibbler, that her father was expecting a lovely long +article on recent sightings of Crumple-Horned +Snorkacks. “And, of course, that’ll be a very +important story, so Harry’s might have to wait for the +following issue,” said Luna. + +Harry had not found it an easy experience to talk +about the night when Voldemort had returned. Rita +had pressed him for every little detail, and he had +given her everything he could remember, knowing +that this was his one big opportunity to tell the world +the truth. He wondered how people would react to the +story. He guessed that it would confirm a lot of people +in the view that he was completely insane, not least +because his story would be appearing alongside utter +rubbish about Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. But the +breakout of Bellatrix Lestrange and her fellow Death +Eaters had given Harry a burning desire to do +something, whether it worked or not... + + + +Page | 727Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Can’t wait to see what Umbridge thinks of you going +public,” said Dean, sounding awestruck at dinner on +Monday night. Seamus was shoveling down large +amounts of chicken-and-ham pie on Dean’s other +side, but Harry knew he was listening. + +“It’s the right thing to do, Harry,” said Neville, who +was sitting opposite him. He was rather pale, but +went on in a low voice, “It must have been ... tough ... +talking about it... Was it?” + +“Yeah,” mumbled Harry, “but people have got to know +what Voldemort’s capable of, haven’t they?” + +“That’s right,” said Neville, nodding, “and his Death +Eaters too ... People should know...” + +Neville left his sentence hanging and returned to his +baked potato. Seamus looked up, but when he caught +Harry’s eye he looked quickly back at his plate again. +After a while Dean, Seamus, and Neville departed for +the common room, leaving Harry and Hermione at the +table waiting for Ron, who had not yet had dinner +because of Quidditch practice. + +Cho Chang walked into the hall with her friend +Marietta. Harry’s stomach gave an unpleasant lurch, +but she did not look over at the Gryffindor table and +sat down with her back to him. + +“Oh, I forgot to ask you,” said Hermione brightly, +glancing over at the Ravenclaw table, “what happened +on your date with Cho? How come you were back so +early?” + +“Er ... well, it was ...” said Harry, pulling a dish of +rhubarb crumble toward him and helping himself to +seconds, “a complete fiasco, now that you mention it.” + + + +Page | 728Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he told her what had happened in Madam +Puddifoot’s Tea Shop. + + + +"... so then,” he finished several minutes later, as the +final bit of crumble disappeared, “she jumps up, +right, and says ‘111 see you around, Harry,’ and runs +out of the place!” He put down his spoon and looked +at Hermione. “I mean, what was all that about? What +was going on?” + +Hermione glanced over at the back of Cho’s head and +sighed. “Oh, Harry,” she said sadly. “Well, I’m sorry, +but you were a bit tactless.” + +“Me, tactless?” said Harry, outraged. “One minute we +were getting on fine, next minute she was telling me +that Roger Davies asked her out, and how she used to +go and snog Cedric in that stupid tea shop — how +was I supposed to feel about that?” + +“Well, you see,” said Hermione, with the patient air of +one explaining that one plus one equals two to an +overemotional toddler, “you shouldn’t have told her +that you wanted to meet me halfway through your +date.” + +“But, but,” spluttered Harry, “but — you told me to +meet you at twelve and to bring her along, how was I +supposed to do that without telling her — ?” + +“You should have told her differently” said Hermione, +still with that maddeningly patient air. “You should +have said it was really annoying, but I’d made you +promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and +you really didn’t want to go, you’d much rather spend +the whole day with her, but unfortunately you +thought you really ought to meet me and would she +please, please come along with you, and hopefully +you’d be able to get away more quickly? And it might +Page | 729Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think +I am too,” Hermione added as an afterthought. + +“But I don’t think you’re ugly,” said Harry, bemused. + +Hermione laughed. + +“Harry, you’re worse than Ron... Well, no, you’re not,” +she sighed, as Ron himself came stumping into the +Hall splattered with mud and looking grumpy. “Look +— you upset Cho when you said you were going to +meet me, so she tried to make you jealous. It was her +way of trying to find out how much you liked her.” + +“Is that what she was doing?” said Harry as Ron +dropped onto the bench opposite them and pulled +every dish within reach toward himself. “Well, +wouldn’t it have been easier if she’d just asked me +whether I liked her better than you?” + +“Girls don’t often ask questions like that,” said +Hermione. + +“Well, they should!” said Harry forcefully. “Then I +could’ve just told her I fancy her, and she wouldn’t +have had to get herself all worked up again about +Cedric dying!” + +“I’m not saying what she did was sensible,” said +Hermione, as Ginny joined them, just as muddy as +Ron and looking equally disgruntled. “I’m just trying +to make you see how she was feeling at the time.” + +“You should write a book,” Ron told Hermione as he +cut up his potatoes, “translating mad things girls do +so boys can understand them.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry fervently, looking over at the +Ravenclaw table. Cho had just got up; still not looking + +Page | 730Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +at him, she left the Great Hall. Feeling rather +depressed, he looked back at Ron and Ginny. “So, +how was Quidditch practice?” + +“It was a nightmare,” said Ron in a surly voice. + +“Oh come on,” said Hermione, looking at Ginny, “I’m +sure it wasn’t that — ” + +“Yes, it was,” said Ginny. “It was appalling. Angelina +was nearly in tears by the end of it.” + +Ron and Ginny went off for baths after dinner; Harry +and Hermione returned to the busy Gryffindor +common room and their usual pile of homework. +Harry had been struggling with a new star chart for +Astronomy for half an hour when Fred and George +turned up. + +“Ron and Ginny not here?” asked Fred, looking +around as he pulled up a chair and, when Harry +shook his head, he said, “Good. We were watching +their practice. They’re going to be slaughtered. They’re +complete rubbish without us.” + +“Come on, Ginny’s not bad,” said George fairly, sitting +down next to Fred. “Actually, I dunno how she got so +good, seeing how we never let her play with us...” + +“She’s been breaking into your broom shed in the +garden since the age of six and taking each of your +brooms out in turn when you weren’t looking,” said +Hermione from behind her tottering pile of Ancient +Rune books. + +“Oh,” said George, looking mildly impressed. “Well — +that’d explain it.” + + + +Page | 731Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Has Ron saved a goal yet?” asked Hermione, peering +over the top of Magical Hieroglyphs and Logograms. + +“Well, he can do it if he doesn’t think anyone’s +watching him,” said Fred, rolling his eyes. “So all we +have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and +talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up +his end on Saturday.” + +He got up again and moved restlessly to the window, +staring out across the dark grounds. + +“You know, Quidditch was about the only thing in +this place worth staying for.” + +Hermione cast him a stern look. + +“You’ve got exams coming!” + +“Told you already, we’re not fussed about N.E.W.T.s,” +said Fred. “The Snackboxes are ready to roll, we +found out how to get rid of those boils, just a couple +of drops of murtlap essence sorts them, Lee put us +onto it...” + +George yawned widely and looked out disconsolately +at the cloudy night sky. + +“I dunno if I even want to watch this match. If +Zacharias Smith beats us I might have to kill myself.” + +“Kill him, more like,” said Fred firmly. + +“That’s the trouble with Quidditch,” said Hermione +absentmindedly, once again bent over her Rune +translation, “it creates all this bad feeling and tension +between the Houses.” + + + +Page | 732Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She looked up to find her copy of Spellman’s +Syllabary and caught Fred, George, and Harry looking +at her with expressions of mingled disgust and +incredulity on their faces. + +“Well, it does!” she said impatiently. “It’s only a game, +isn’t it?” + +“Hermione,” said Harry, shaking his head, “you’re +good on feelings and stuff, but you just don’t +understand about Quidditch.” + +“Maybe not,” she said darkly, returning to her +translation again, “but at least my happiness doesn’t +depend on Ron’s goalkeeping ability.” + +And though Harry would rather have jumped off the +Astronomy Tower than admit it to her, by the time he +had watched the game the following Saturday he +would have given any number of Galleons not to care +about Quidditch either. + +The very best thing you could say about the match +was that it was short; the Gryffindor spectators had +to endure only twenty-two minutes of agony. It was +hard to say what the worst thing was: Harry thought +it was a close-run contest between Ron’s fourteenth +failed save, Sloper missing the Bludger but hitting +Angelina in the mouth with his bat, and Kirke +shrieking and falling backward off his broom as +Zacharias Smith zoomed at him carrying the Quaffle. +The miracle was that Gryffindor only lost by ten +points: Ginny managed to snatch the Snitch from +right under Hufflepuff Seeker Summerby’s nose, so +that the final score was two hundred and forty versus +two hundred and thirty. + + + +Page | 733Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good catch,” Harry told Ginny back in the common +room, where the atmosphere closely resembled that of +a particularly dismal funeral. + +“I was lucky,” she shrugged. “It wasn’t a very fast +Snitch and Summerby’s got a cold, he sneezed and +closed his eyes at exactly the wrong moment. Anyway, +once you’re back on the team — ” + +“Ginny, I’ve got a lifelong ban.” + +“You’re banned as long as Umbridge is in the school,” +Ginny corrected him. “There’s a difference. Anyway, +once you’re back, I think I’ll try out for Chaser. +Angelina and Alicia are both leaving next year and I +prefer goal-scoring to Seeking anyway.” + +Harry looked over at Ron, who was hunched in a +corner, staring at his knees, a bottle of butterbeer +clutched in his hand. + +“Angelina still won’t let him resign,” Ginny said, as +though reading Harry’s mind. “She says she knows +he’s got it in him.” + +Harry liked Angelina for the faith she was showing in +Ron, but at the same time thought it would really be +kinder to let him leave the team. Ron had left the +pitch to another booming chorus of “Weasley Is Our +King” sung with great gusto by the Slytherins, who +were now favorites to win the Quidditch Cup. + +Fred and George wandered over. + +“I haven’t got the heart to take the mickey out of him, +even,” said Fred, looking over at Ron’s crumpled +figure. “Mind you ... when he missed the fourteenth + + + +Page | 734Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He made wild motions with his arms as though doing +an upright doggy-paddle. + + + +“Well, I’ll save it for parties, eh?” + +Ron dragged himself up to bed shortly after this. Out +of respect for his feelings, Harry waited a while before +going up to the dormitory himself, so that Ron could +pretend to be asleep if he wanted to. Sure enough, +when Harry finally entered the room Ron was snoring +a little too loudly to be entirely plausible. + +Harry got into bed, thinking about the match. It had +been immensely frustrating watching from the +sidelines. He was quite impressed by Ginny’s +performance but he felt that if he had been playing he +could have caught the Snitch sooner... There had +been a moment when it had been fluttering near +Kirke’s ankle; if she hadn’t hesitated, she might have +been able to scrape a win for Gryffindor. . . + +Umbridge had been sitting a few rows below Harry +and Hermione. Once or twice she had turned squatly +in her seat to look at him, her wide toad’s mouth +stretched in what he thought had been a gloating +smile. The memory of it made him feel hot with anger +as he lay there in the dark. After a few minutes, +however, he remembered that he was supposed to be +emptying his mind of all emotion before he slept, as +Snape kept instructing him at the end of every +Occlumency lesson. + +He tried for a moment or two, but the thought of +Snape on top of memories of Umbridge merely +increased his sense of grumbling resentment, and he +found himself focusing instead on how much he +loathed the pair of them. Slowly, Ron’s snores died +away, replaced by the sound of deep, slow breathing. + +It took Harry much longer to get to sleep; his body +Page | 735Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was tired, but it took his brain a long time to close +down. + + + +He dreamed that Neville and Professor Sprout were +waltzing around the Room of Requirement while +Professor McGonagall played the bagpipes. He +watched them happily for a while, then decided to go +and find the other members of the D.A... + +But when he left the room he found himself facing, +not the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy, but a torch +burning in its bracket on a stone wall. He turned his +head slowly to the left. There, at the far end of the +windowless passage, was a plain, black door. + +He walked toward it with a sense of mounting +excitement. He had the strangest feeling that this +time he was going to get lucky at last, and find the +way to open it... He was feet from it and saw with a +leap of excitement that there was a glowing strip of +faint blue light down the right-hand side... The door +was ajar... He stretched out his hand to push it wide +and — + +Ron gave a loud, rasping, genuine snore, and Harry +awoke abruptly with his right hand stretched in front +of him in the darkness, to open a door that was +hundreds of miles away. He let it fall with a feeling of +mingled disappointment and guilt. He knew he +should not have seen the door, but at the same time, +felt so consumed with curiosity about what was +behind it that he could not help feeling annoyed with +Ron... If he could have saved his snore for just +another minute . . . + + + +k k k + + + +Page | 736Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They entered the Great Hall for breakfast at exactly +the same moment as the post owls on Monday +morning. Hermione was not the only person eagerly +awaiting her Daily Prophet: Nearly everyone was eager +for more news about the escaped Death Eaters, who, +despite many reported sightings, had still not been +caught. She gave the delivery owl a Knut and +unfolded the newspaper eagerly while Harry helped +himself to orange juice; as he had only received one +note during the entire year he was sure, when the +first owl landed with a thud in front of him, that it +had made a mistake. + +“Who ’re you after?” he asked it, languidly removing +his orange juice from underneath its beak and +leaning forward to see the recipient’s name and +address: + +Harry Potter + +Great Hall + +Hogwarts School + +Frowning, he made to take the letter from the owl, but +before he could do so, three, four, five more owls had +fluttered down beside it and were jockeying for +position, treading in the butter, knocking over the +salt, and each attempting to give him their letters +first. + +“What’s going on?” Ron asked in amazement, as the +whole of Gryffindor table leaned forward to watch as +another seven owls landed amongst the first ones, +screeching, hooting, and flapping their wings. + +“Harry!” said Hermione breathlessly, plunging her +hands into the feathery mass and pulling out a + + + +Page | 737Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +screech owl bearing a long, cylindrical package. “I +think I know what this means — open this one first!” + + + +Harry ripped off the brown packaging. Out rolled a +tightly furled copy of March’s edition of The Quibbler. +He unrolled it to see his own face grinning sheepishly +at him from the front cover. In large red letters across +his picture were the words: + +HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: + +THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE- +NAMED + +AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN + +“It’s good, isn’t it?” said Luna, who had drifted over to +the Gryffindor table and now squeezed herself onto +the bench between Fred and Ron. “It came out +yesterday, I asked Dad to send you a free copy. I +expect all these,” she waved a hand at the assembled +owls still scrabbling around on the table in front of +Harry, “are letters from readers.” + +“That’s what I thought,” said Hermione eagerly, +“Harry, d’you mind if we — ?” + +“Help yourself,” said Harry, feeling slightly bemused. + +Ron and Hermione both started ripping open +envelopes. + +“This one’s from a bloke who thinks you’re off your +rocker,” said Ron, glancing down his letter. “Ah well + + + +“This woman recommends you try a good course of +Shock Spells at St. Mungo’s,” said Hermione, looking +disappointed and crumpling up a second. + +Page | 738Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This one looks okay, though,” said Harry slowly, +scanning a long letter from a witch in Paisley. “Hey, +she says she believes me!” + +“This one’s in two minds,” said Fred, who had joined +in the letter-opening with enthusiasm. “Says you +don’t come across as a mad person, but he really +doesn’t want to believe You-Know- Who’s back so he +doesn’t know what to think now... Blimey, what a +waste of parchment ...” + +“Here’s another one you’ve convinced, Harry!” said +Hermione excitedly. “ ‘Having read your side of the +story I am forced to the conclusion that the Daily +Prophet has treated you very unfairly. . . Little though I +want to think that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has +returned, I am forced to accept that you are telling +the truth...’ Oh this is wonderful!” + +“Another one who thinks you’re barking,” said Ron, +throwing a crumpled letter over his shoulder, “but +this one says you’ve got her converted, and she now +thinks you’re a real hero — she’s put in a photograph +too — wow — ” + +“What is going on here?” said a falsely sweet, girlish +voice. + +Harry looked up with his hands full of envelopes. +Professor Umbridge was standing behind Fred and +Luna, her bulging toad’s eyes scanning the mess of +owls and letters on the table in front of Harry. Behind +her he saw many of the students watching them +avidly. + +“Why have you got all these letters, Mr. Potter?” she +asked slowly. + + + +Page | 739Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Is that a crime now?” said Fred loudly. “Getting +mail?” + +“Be careful, Mr. Weasley, or I shall have to put you in +detention,” said Umbridge. “Well, Mr. Potter?” + +Harry hesitated, but he did not see how he could keep +what he had done quiet; it was surely only a matter of +time before a copy of The Quibbler came to Umbridge’s +attention. + +“People have written to me because I gave an +interview,” said Harry. “About what happened to me +last June.” + +For some reason he glanced up at the staff table as he +said this. He had the strangest feeling that +Dumbledore had been watching him a second before, +but when he looked, Dumbledore seemed to be +absorbed in conversation with Professor Flitwick. + +“An interview?” repeated Umbridge, her voice thinner +and higher than ever. “What do you mean?” + +“I mean a reporter asked me questions and I +answered them,” said Harry. “Here — ” + +And he threw the copy of The Quibbler at her. She +caught it and stared down at the cover. Her pale, +doughy face turned an ugly, patchy violet. + +“When did you do this?” she asked, her voice +trembling slightly. + +“Last Hogsmeade weekend,” said Harry. + +She looked up at him, incandescent with rage, the +magazine shaking in her stubby fingers. + + + +Page | 740Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There will be no more Hogsmeade trips for you, Mr. +Potter,” she whispered. “How you dare ... how you +could ...” She took a deep breath. “I have tried again +and again to teach you not to tell lies. The message, +apparently, has still not sunk in. Fifty points from +Gryffindor and another week’s worth of detentions.” + +She stalked away, clutching The Quibbler to her +chest, the eyes of many students following her. + +By mid-morning enormous signs had been put up all +over the school, not just on House notice boards, but +in the corridors and classrooms too. + +— BY ORDER OF — + +THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS + +Any student found in possession of the magazine The +Quibbler will be expelled. + +The above is in accordance with + +Educational Decree Number Twenty-seven. + +Signed: + +Dolores Jane Umbridge +HIGH INQUISITOR + +For some reason, every time Hermione caught sight of +one of these signs she beamed with pleasure. + +“What exactly are you so happy about?” Harry asked +her. + + + +Page | 741Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she +could have done one thing to make absolutely sure +that every single person in this school will read your +interview, it was banning it!” + +And it seemed that Hermione was quite right. By the +end of that day, though Harry had not seen so much +as a corner of The Quibbler anywhere in the school, +the whole place seemed to be quoting the interview at +each other; Harry heard them whispering about it as +they queued up outside classes, discussing it over +lunch and in the back of lessons, while Hermione +even reported that every occupant of the cubicles in +the girls’ toilets had been talking about it when she +nipped in there before Ancient Runes. + +“And then they spotted me, and obviously they know I +know you, so they were bombarding me with +questions,” Hermione told Harry, her eyes shining, +“and Harry, I think they believe you, I really do, I +think you’ve finally got them convinced!” + +Meanwhile Professor Umbridge was stalking the +school, stopping students at random and demanding +that they turn out their books and pockets. Harry +knew she was looking for copies of The Quibbler, but +the students were several steps ahead of her. The +pages carrying Harry’s interview had been bewitched +to resemble extracts from textbooks if anyone but +themselves read it, or else wiped magically blank until +they wanted to peruse it again. Soon it seemed that +every single person in the school had read it. + +The teachers were, of course, forbidden from +mentioning the interview by Educational Decree +Number Twenty-six, but they found ways to express +their feelings about it all the same. Professor Sprout +awarded Gryffindor twenty points when Harry passed +her a watering can; a beaming Professor Flitwick +Page | 742Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pressed a box of squeaking sugar mice on him at the +end of Charms, said “Shh\” and hurried away; and +Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during +Divination and announced to the startled class, and a +very disapproving Umbridge, that Harry was not going +to suffer an early death after all, but would live to a +ripe old age, become Minister of Magic, and have +twelve children. + +But what made Harry happiest was Cho catching up +with him as he was hurrying along to Transfiguration +the next day. Before he knew what had happened her +hand was in his and she was breathing in his ear, + +“I’m really, really sorry. That interview was so brave +...it made me cry.” + +He was sorry to hear she had shed even more tears +over it, but very glad they were on speaking terms +again, and even more pleased when she gave him a +swift kiss on the cheek and hurried off again. And +unbelievably, no sooner had he arrived outside +Transfiguration than something just as good +happened: Seamus stepped out of the queue to face +him. + +“I just wanted to say,” he mumbled, squinting at +Harry’s left knee, “I believe you. And I’ve sent a copy +of that magazine to me mam.” + +If anything more was needed to complete Harry’s +happiness, it was Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle’s +reactions. He saw them with their heads together +later that afternoon in the library, together with a +weedy-looking boy Hermione whispered was called +Theodore Nott. They looked around at Harry as he +browsed the shelves for the book he needed on Partial +Vanishment, and Goyle cracked his knuckles +threateningly and Malfoy whispered something +undoubtedly malevolent to Crabbe. Harry knew +Page | 743Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +perfectly well why they were acting like this: He had +named all of their fathers as Death Eaters. + +“And the best bit is,” whispered Hermione gleefully as +they left the library, “they can’t contradict you, +because they can’t admit they’ve read the article!” + +To cap it all, Luna told him over dinner that no copy +of The Quibbler had ever sold out faster. + +“Dad’s reprinting!” she told Harry, her eyes popping +excitedly. “He can’t believe it, he says people seem +even more interested in this than the Crumple- +Horned Snorkacks!” + +Harry was a hero in the Gryffindor common room that +night; daringly, Fred and George had put an +Enlargement Charm on the front cover of The +Quibbler and hung it on the wall, so that Harry’s giant +head gazed down upon the proceedings, occasionally +saying things like “The Ministry are morons” and “Eat +dung, Umbridge” in a booming voice. Hermione did +not find this very amusing; she said it interfered with +her concentration, and ended up going to bed early +out of irritation. Harry had to admit that the poster +was not quite as funny after an hour or two, +especially when the talking spell had started to wear +off, so that it merely shouted disconnected words like +“Dung” and “Umbridge” at more and more frequent +intervals in a progressively higher voice. In fact it +started to make his head ache and his scar began +prickling uncomfortably again. To disappointed +moans from the many people who were sitting around +him, asking him to relive his interview for the +umpteenth time, he announced that he too needed an +early night. + +The dormitory was empty when he reached it. He +rested his forehead for a moment against the cool + +Page | 744Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +glass of the window beside his bed; it felt soothing +against his scar. Then he undressed and got into bed, +wishing his headache would go away. He also felt +slightly sick. He rolled over onto his side, closed his +eyes, and fell asleep almost at once... + +He was standing in a dark, curtained room lit by a +single branch of candles. His hands were clenched on +the back of a chair in front of him. They were long- +fingered and white as though they had not seen +sunlight for years and looked like large, pale spiders +against the dark velvet of the chair. + +Beyond the chair, in a pool of light cast upon the floor +by the candles, knelt a man in black robes. + +“I have been badly advised, it seems,” said Harry, in a +high, cold voice that pulsed with anger. + +“Master, I crave your pardon...” croaked the man +kneeling on the floor. The back of his head glimmered +in the candlelight. He seemed to be trembling. + +“I do not blame you, Rookwood,” said Harry in that +cold, cruel voice. + +He relinquished his grip upon the chair and walked +around it, closer to the man cowering upon the floor, +until he stood directly over him in the darkness, +looking down from a far greater height than usual. + +“You are sure of your facts, Rookwood?” asked Harry. + +“Yes, My Lord, yes ... I used to work in the +department after — after all...” + +“Avery told me Bode would be able to remove it.” + + + +Page | 745Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bode could never have taken it, Master. . . Bode would +have known he could not... Undoubtedly that is why +he fought so hard against Malfoy’s Imperius Curse...” + +“Stand up, Rookwood,” whispered Harry. + +The kneeling man almost fell over in his haste to +obey. His face was pockmarked; the scars were +thrown into relief by the candlelight. He remained a +little stooped when standing, as though halfway +through a bow, and he darted terrified looks up at +Harry’s face. + +“You have done well to tell me this,” said Harry. “Very +well ... I have wasted months on fruitless schemes, it +seems... But no matter ... We begin again, from now. +You have Lord Voldemort’s gratitude, Rookwood...” + +“My Lord ... yes, My Lord,” gasped Rookwood, his +voice hoarse with relief. + +“I shall need your help. I shall need all the +information you can give me.” + +“Of course, My Lord, of course ... anything ...” + +“Very well ... you may go. Send Avery to me.” + +Rookwood scurried backward, bowing, and +disappeared through a door. + +Left alone in the dark room, Harry turned toward the +wall. A cracked, age-spotted mirror hung on the wall +in the shadows. Harry moved toward it. His reflection +grew larger and clearer in the darkness... A face +whiter than a skull . . . red eyes with slits for pupils . . . + +“NOOOOOOOOO!” + + + +Page | 746Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” yelled a voice nearby. + + + +Harry flailed around madly, became entangled in the +hangings, and fell out of his bed. For a few seconds +he did not know where he was; he was convinced that +he was about to see the white, skull-like face looming +at him out of the dark again, then Ron’s voice spoke +very near to him. + +“Will you stop acting like a maniac, and I can get you +out of here!” + +Ron wrenched the hangings apart, and Harry stared +up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back, +his scar searing with pain. Ron looked as though he +had just been getting ready for bed; one arm was out +of his robes. + +“Has someone been attacked again?” asked Ron, +pulling Harry roughly to his feet. “Is it Dad? Is it that +snake?” + +“No — everyone’s fine — ” gasped Harry, whose +forehead felt as though it was on fire again. “Well ... +Avery isn’t... He’s in trouble... He gave him the wrong +information... He’s really angry...” + +Harry groaned and sank, shaking, onto his bed, +rubbing his scar. + +“But Rookwood’s going to help him now... He’s on the +right track again...” + +“What are you talking about?” said Ron, sounding +scared. “D’you mean ... did you just see You-Know- +Who?” + +“I was You-Know-Who,” said Harry, and he stretched +out his hands in the darkness and held them up to + +Page | 747Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his face to check that they were no longer deathly +white and long-fingered. “He was with Rookwood, he’s +one of the Death Eaters who escaped from Azkaban, +remember? Rookwood’s just told him Bode couldn’t +have done it...” + +“Done what?” + +“Remove something. . . He said Bode would have +known he couldn’t have done it... Bode was under the +Imperius Curse... I think he said Malfoy’s dad put it +on him...” + +“Bode was bewitched to remove something?” Ron +said. “But — Harry, that’s got to be — ” + +“The weapon,” Harry finished the sentence for him. “I +know.” + +The dormitory door opened; Dean and Seamus came +in. Harry swung his legs back into bed. He did not +want to look as though anything odd had just +happened, seeing as Seamus had only just stopped +thinking Harry was a nutter. + +“Did you say,” murmured Ron, putting his head close +to Harry’s on the pretense of helping himself to water +from the jug on his bedside table, “that you were You- +Know-Who?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry quietly. + +Ron took an unnecessarily large gulp of water. Harry +saw it spill over his chin onto his chest. + +“Harry,” he said, as Dean and Seamus clattered +around noisily, pulling off their robes, and talking, +“you’ve got to tell — ” + + + +Page | 748Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I haven’t got to tell anyone,” said Harry shortly. “I +wouldn’t have seen it at all if I could do Occlumency. +I’m supposed to have learned to shut this stuff out. +That’s what they want.” + +By “they” he meant Dumbledore. He got back into bed +and rolled over onto his side with his back to Ron and +after a while he heard Ron’s mattress creak as he lay +back down too. His scar began to burn; he bit hard on +his pillow to stop himself making a noise. Somewhere, +he knew, Avery was being punished... + +Harry and Ron waited until break next morning to tell +Hermione exactly what had happened. They wanted +to be absolutely sure they could not be overheard. +Standing in their usual corner of the cool and breezy +courtyard, Harry told her every detail of the dream he +could remember. When he had finished, she said +nothing at all for a few moments, but stared with a +kind of painful intensity at Fred and George, who +were both headless and selling their magical hats +from under their cloaks on the other side of the yard. + +“So that’s why they killed him,” she said quietly, +withdrawing her gaze from Fred and George at last. +“When Bode tried to steal this weapon, something +funny happened to him. I think there must be +defensive spells on it, or around it, to stop people +from touching it. That’s why he was in St. Mungo’s, +his brain had gone all funny and he couldn’t talk. But +remember what the Healer told us? He was +recovering. And they couldn’t risk him getting better, +could they? I mean, the shock of whatever happened +when he touched that weapon probably made the +Imperius Curse lift. Once he’d got his voice back, he’d +explain what he’d been doing, wouldn’t he? They +would have known he’d been sent to steal the +weapon. Of course, it would have been easy for + + + +Page | 749Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lucius Malfoy to put the curse on him. Never out of +the Ministry, is he?” + +“He was even hanging around that day I had my +hearing,” said Harry. “In the — hang on ...” he said +slowly. “He was in the Department of Mysteries +corridor that day! Your dad said he was probably +trying to sneak down and find out what happened in +my hearing, but what if — ” + +“Sturgis,” gasped Hermione, looking thunderstruck. + +“Sorry?” said Ron, looking bewildered. + +“Sturgis Podmore,” said Hermione, breathlessly. +“Arrested for trying to get through a door. Lucius +Malfoy got him too. I bet he did it the day you saw +him there, Harry. Sturgis had Moody’s Invisibility +Cloak, right? So what if he was standing guard by the +door, invisible, and Malfoy heard him move, or +guessed he was there, or just did the Imperius Curse +on the off chance that a guard was there? So when +Sturgis next had an opportunity — probably when it +was his turn on guard duty again — he tried to get +into the department to steal the weapon for Voldemort +— Ron, be quiet — but he got caught and sent to +Azkaban...” + +She gazed at Harry. + +“And now Rookwood’s told Voldemort how to get the +weapon?” + +“I didn’t hear all the conversation, but that’s what it +sounded like,” said Harry. “Rookwood used to work +there... Maybe Voldemort’ll send Rookwood to do it?” + + + +Page | 750Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione nodded, apparently still lost in thought. +Then, quite abruptly, she said, “But you shouldn’t +have seen this at all, Harry.” + +“What?” he said, taken aback. + +“You’re supposed to be learning how to close your +mind to this sort of thing,” said Hermione, suddenly +stern. + +“I know I am,” said Harry. “But — ” + +“Well, I think we should just try and forget what you +saw,” said Hermione firmly. “And you ought to put in +a bit more effort on your Occlumency from now on.” + +Harry was so angry with her that he did not talk to +her for the rest of the day, which proved to be another +bad one. When people were not discussing the +escaped Death Eaters in the corridors today, they +were laughing at Gryffindor’s abysmal performance in +their match against Hufflepuff; the Slytherins were +singing “Weasley Is Our King” so loudly and +frequently that by sundown Filch had banned it from +the corridors out of sheer irritation. + +The week did not improve as it progressed: Harry +received two more D’s in Potions, was still on +tenterhooks that Hagrid might get the sack, and +could not stop himself from dwelling on the dream in +which he had seen Voldemort, though he did not +bring it up with Ron and Hermione again because he +did not want another telling-off from Hermione. He +wished very much that he could have talked to Sirius +about it, but that was out of the question, so he tried +to push the matter to the back of his mind. + +Unfortunately, the back of his mind was no longer the +secure place it had once been. + +Page | 751Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get up, Potter.” + + + +A couple of weeks after his dream of Rookwood, Harry +was to be found, yet again, kneeling on the floor of +Snape’s office, trying to clear his head. He had just +been forced, yet again, to relive a stream of very early +memories he had not even realized he still had, most +of them concerning humiliations Dudley and his gang +had inflicted upon him in primary school. + +“That last memory,” said Snape. “What was it?” + +“I don’t know,” said Harry, getting wearily to his feet. +He was finding it increasingly difficult to disentangle +separate memories from the rush of images and +sound that Snape kept calling forth. “You mean the +one where my cousin tried to make me stand in the +toilet?” + +“No,” said Snape softly. “I mean the one concerning a +man kneeling in the middle of a darkened room...” + +“It’s ... nothing,” said Harry. + +Snape’s dark eyes bored into Harry’s. Remembering +what Snape had said about eye contact being crucial +to Legilimency, Harry blinked and looked away. + +“How do that man and that room come to be inside +your head, Potter?” said Snape. + +“It — ” said Harry, looking everywhere but at Snape, + +“it was — just a dream I had.” + +“A dream,” repeated Snape. + +There was a pause during which Harry stared fixedly +at a large dead frog suspended in a purple liquid in +its jar. + +Page | 752Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You do know why we are here, don’t you, Potter?” +said Snape in a low, dangerous voice. “You do know +why I am giving up my evenings to this tedious job?” + +“Yes,” said Harry stiffly. + +“Remind me why we are here, Potter.” + +“So I can learn Occlumency,” said Harry, now glaring +at a dead eel. + +“Correct, Potter. And dim though you may be” — +Harry looked back at Snape, hating him — “I would +have thought that after two months’ worth of lessons +you might have made some progress. How many other +dreams about the Dark Lord have you had?” + +“Just that one,” lied Harry. + +“Perhaps,” said Snape, his dark, cold eyes narrowing +slightly, “perhaps you actually enjoy having these +visions and dreams, Potter. Maybe they make you feel +special — important?” + +“No, they don’t,” said Harry, his jaw set and his +fingers clenched tightly around the handle of his +wand. + +“That is just as well, Potter,” said Snape coldly, +“because you are neither special nor important, and it +is not up to you to find out what the Dark Lord is +saying to his Death Eaters.” + +“No — that’s your job, isn’t it?” Harry shot at him. + +He had not meant to say it; it had burst out of him in +temper. For a long moment they stared at each other, +Harry convinced he had gone too far. But there was a + + + +Page | 753Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +curious, almost satisfied expression on Snape’s face +when he answered. + + + +“Yes, Potter,” he said, his eyes glinting. “That is my +job. Now, if you are ready, we will start again...” + +He raised his wand. “One — two — three — +LegilimensV’ + +A hundred dementors were swooping toward Harry +across the lake in the grounds... He screwed up his +face in concentration... They were coming closer... He +could see the dark holes beneath their hoods . . . yet +he could also see Snape standing in front of him, his +eyes fixed upon Harry’s face, muttering under his +breath... And somehow, Snape was growing clearer, +and the dementors were growing fainter . . . + +Harry raised his own wand. + +“Protegol” + +Snape staggered; his wand flew upward, away from +Harry — and suddenly Harry’s mind was teeming +with memories that were not his — a hook-nosed man +was shouting at a cowering woman, while a small +dark-haired boy cried in a corner. . . A greasy-haired +teenager sat alone in a dark bedroom, pointing his +wand at the ceiling, shooting down flies... A girl was +laughing as a scrawny boy tried to mount a bucking +broomstick — + +“ENOUGH!” + +Harry felt as though he had been pushed hard in the +chest; he took several staggering steps backward, hit +some of the shelves covering Snape’s walls and heard +something crack. Snape was shaking slightly, very +white in the face. + +Page | 754Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The back of Harry’s robes were damp. One of the jars +behind him had broken when he fell against it; the +pickled slimy thing within was swirling in its draining +potion. + +“Reparo\” hissed Snape, and the jar sealed itself once +more. “Well, Potter ... that was certainly an +improvement...” Panting slightly, Snape straightened +the Pensieve in which he had again stored some of his +thoughts before starting the lesson, almost as though +checking that they were still there. “I don’t remember +telling you to use a Shield Charm . . . but there is no +doubt that it was effective...” + +Harry did not speak; he felt that to say anything +might be dangerous. He was sure he had just broken +into Snape’s memories, that he had just seen scenes +from Snape’s childhood, and it was unnerving to +think that the crying little boy who had watched his +parents shouting was actually standing in front of +him with such loathing in his eyes... + +“Let’s try again, shall we?” said Snape. + +Harry felt a thrill of dread: He was about to pay for +what had just happened, he was sure of it. They +moved back into position with the desk between +them, Harry feeling he was going to find it much +harder to empty his mind this time... + +“On the count of three, then,” said Snape, raising his +wand once more. “One — two — ” + +Harry did not have time to gather himself together +and attempt to clear his mind, for Snape had already +cried “ Legilimens\” + +He was hurtling along the corridor toward the +Department of Mysteries, past the blank stone walls, + +Page | 755Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +past the torches — the plain black door was growing +ever larger; he was moving so fast he was going to +collide with it, he was feet from it and he could see +that chink of faint blue light again — + +The door had flown open! He was through it at last, +inside a black-walled, black-floored circular room lit +with blue-flamed candles, and there were more doors +all around him — he needed to go on — but which +door ought he to take — ? + +“POTTER!” + +Harry opened his eyes. He was flat on his back again +with no memory of having gotten there; he was also +panting as though he really had run the length of the +Department of Mysteries corridor, really had sprinted +through the black door and found the circular room... + +“Explain yourself!” said Snape, who was standing over +him, looking furious. + +“I ... dunno what happened,” said Harry truthfully, +standing up. There was a lump on the back of his +head from where he had hit the ground and he felt +feverish. “I’ve never seen that before. I mean, I told +you, I’ve dreamed about the door ... but it’s never +opened before...” + +“You are not working hard enough!” + +For some reason, Snape seemed even angrier than he +had done two minutes before, when Harry had seen +into his own memories. + +“You are lazy and sloppy, Potter, it is small wonder +that the Dark Lord — ” + + + +Page | 756Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Can you tell me something, sir?” said Harry, firing up +again. “Why do you call Voldemort the Dark Lord, I’ve +only ever heard Death Eaters call him that — ” + +Snape opened his mouth in a snarl — and a woman +screamed from somewhere outside the room. + +Snape’s head jerked upward; he was gazing at the +ceiling. + +“What the — ?” he muttered. + +Harry could hear a muffled commotion coming from +what he thought might be the entrance hall. Snape +looked around at him, frowning. + +“Did you see anything unusual on your way down +here, Potter?” + +Harry shook his head. Somewhere above them, the +woman screamed again. Snape strode to his office +door, his wand still held at the ready, and swept out +of sight. Harry hesitated for a moment, then followed. + +The screams were indeed coming from the entrance +hall; they grew louder as Harry ran toward the stone +steps leading up from the dungeons. When he +reached the top he found the entrance hall packed. +Students had come flooding out of the Great Hall, +where dinner was still in progress, to see what was +going on. Others had crammed themselves onto the +marble staircase. Harry pushed forward through a +knot of tall Slytherins and saw that the onlookers had +formed a great ring, some of them looking shocked, +others even frightened. Professor McGonagall was +directly opposite Harry on the other side of the hall; +she looked as though what she was watching made +her feel faintly sick. + + + +Page | 757Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Trelawney was standing in the middle of the +entrance hall with her wand in one hand and an +empty sherry bottle in the other, looking utterly mad. +Her hair was sticking up on end, her glasses were +lopsided so that one eye was magnified more than the +other; her innumerable shawls and scarves were +trailing haphazardly from her shoulders, giving the +impression that she was falling apart at the seams. +Two large trunks lay on the floor beside her, one of +them upside down; it looked very much as though it +had been thrown down the stairs after her. Professor +Trelawney was staring, apparently terrified, at +something Harry could not see but that seemed to be +standing at the foot of the stairs. + +“No!” she shrieked. “NO! This cannot be happening... + +It cannot ... I refuse to accept it!” + +“You didn’t realize this was coming?” said a high +girlish voice, sounding callously amused, and Harry, +moving slightly to his right, saw that Trelawney’s +terrifying vision was nothing other than Professor +Umbridge. “Incapable though you are of predicting +even tomorrow’s weather, you must surely have +realized that your pitiful performance during my +inspections, and lack of any improvement, would +make it inevitable you would be sacked?” + +“You c-can’t!” howled Professor Trelawney, tears +streaming down her face from behind her enormous +lenses, “you c-can’t sack me! I’ve b-been here sixteen +years! H-Hogwarts is m-my h-home!” + +“It was your home,” said Professor Umbridge, and +Harry was revolted to see the enjoyment stretching +her toadlike face as she watched Professor Trelawney +sink, sobbing uncontrollably, onto one of her trunks, +“until an hour ago, when the Minister of Magic +countersigned the order for your dismissal. Now +Page | 758Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +kindly remove yourself from this hall. You are +embarrassing us.” + +But she stood and watched, with an expression of +gloating enjoyment, as Professor Trelawney +shuddered and moaned, rocking backward and +forward on her trunk in paroxysms of grief. Harry +heard a sob to his left and looked around. Lavender +and Parvati were both crying silently, their arms +around each other. Then he heard footsteps. + +Professor McGonagall had broken away from the +spectators, marched straight up to Professor +Trelawney and was patting her firmly on the back +while withdrawing a large handkerchief from within +her robes. + +“There, there, Sibyll ... Calm down... Blow your nose +on this... It’s not as bad as you think, now... You are +not going to have to leave Hogwarts...” + +“Oh really, Professor McGonagall?” said Umbridge in +a deadly voice, taking a few steps forward. “And your +authority for that statement is . . . ?” + +“That would be mine,” said a deep voice. + +The oak front doors had swung open. Students beside +them scuttled out of the way as Dumbledore appeared +in the entrance. What he had been doing out in the +grounds Harry could not imagine, but there was +something impressive about the sight of him framed +in the doorway against an oddly misty night. Leaving +the doors wide behind him, he strode forward through +the circle of onlookers toward the place where +Professor Trelawney sat, tearstained and trembling, +upon her trunk, Professor McGonagall alongside her. + +“Yours, Professor Dumbledore?” said Umbridge with a +singularly unpleasant little laugh. “I’m afraid you do + +Page | 759Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +not understand the position. I have here” — she +pulled a parchment scroll from within her robes — + +“an Order of Dismissal signed by myself and the +Minister of Magic. Under the terms of Educational +Decree Number Twenty-three, the High Inquisitor of +Hogwarts has the power to inspect, place upon +probation, and sack any teacher she — that is to say, + +I — feel is not performing up to the standard required +by the Ministry of Magic. I have decided that Professor +Trelawney is not up to scratch. I have dismissed her.” + +To Harry’s very great surprise, Dumbledore continued +to smile. He looked down at Professor Trelawney, who +was still sobbing and choking on her trunk, and said, +“You are quite right, of course, Professor Umbridge. + +As High Inquisitor you have every right to dismiss my +teachers. You do not, however, have the authority to +send them away from the castle. I am afraid,” he went +on, with a courteous little bow, “that the power to do +that still resides with the headmaster, and it is my +wish that Professor Trelawney continue to live at +Hogwarts.” + +At this, Professor Trelawney gave a wild little laugh in +which a hiccup was barely hidden. + +“No — no, I’ll g-go, Dumbledore! I sh-shall 1-leave +Hogwarts and s-seek my fortune elsewhere — ” + +“No,” said Dumbledore sharply. “It is my wish that +you remain, Sibyll.” + +He turned to Professor McGonagall. + +“Might I ask you to escort Sibyll back upstairs, +Professor McGonagall?” + +“Of course,” said McGonagall. “Up you get, Sibyll...” + + + +Page | 760Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Sprout came hurrying forward out of the +crowd and grabbed Professor Trelawney’s other arm. +Together they guided her past Umbridge and up the +marble stairs. Professor Flitwick went scurrying after +them, his wand held out before him; he squeaked, +“Locomotor trunksl” and Professor Trelawney’s luggage +rose into the air and proceeded up the staircase after +her, Professor Flitwick bringing up the rear. + +Professor Umbridge was standing stock-still, staring +at Dumbledore, who continued to smile benignly. + +“And what,” she said in a whisper that nevertheless +carried all around the entrance hall, “are you going to +do with her once I appoint a new Divination teacher +who needs her lodgings?” + +“Oh, that won’t be a problem,” said Dumbledore +pleasantly. “You see, I have already found us a new +Divination teacher, and he will prefer lodgings on the +ground floor.” + +“You’ve found — ?” said Umbridge shrilly. “You’ve +found? Might I remind you, Dumbledore, that under +Educational Decree Twenty-two — ” + +“ — the Ministry has the right to appoint a suitable +candidate if — and only if — the headmaster is +unable to find one,” said Dumbledore. “And I am +happy to say that on this occasion I have succeeded. +May I introduce you?” + +He turned to face the open front doors, through which +night mist was now drifting. Harry heard hooves. +There was a shocked murmur around the hall and +those nearest the doors hastily moved even farther +backward, some of them tripping over in their haste +to clear a path for the newcomer. + + + +Page | 761Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Through the mist came a face Harry had seen once +before on a dark, dangerous night in the Forbidden +Forest: white-blond hair and astonishingly blue eyes, +the head and torso of a man joined to the palomino +body of a horse. + +“This is Firenze,” said Dumbledore happily to a +thunderstruck Umbridge. “I think you 11 find him +suitable.” + + + +Page | 762Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE CENTAUR AND THE SNEAK + +“I’ll bet you wish you hadn’t given up Divination now, +don’t you, Hermione?” asked Parvati, smirking. + +It was breakfast time a few days after the sacking of +Professor Trelawney, and Parvati was curling her +eyelashes around her wand and examining the effect +in the back of her spoon. They were to have their first +lesson with Firenze that morning. + +“Not really,” said Hermione indifferently, who was +reading the Daily Prophet “I’ve never really liked +horses.” + +She turned a page of the newspaper, scanning its +columns. + +“He’s not a horse, he’s a centaur!” said Lavender, +sounding shocked. + +“A gorgeous centaur ...” sighed Parvati. + + + +Page | 763Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Either way, he’s still got four legs,” said Hermione +coolly. “Anyway, I thought you two were all upset that +Trelawney had gone?” + +“We are!” Lavender assured her. “We went up to her +office to see her, we took her some daffodils — not the +honking ones that Sprout’s got, nice ones...” + +“How is she?” asked Harry. + +“Not very good, poor thing,” said Lavender +sympathetically. “She was crying and saying she’d +rather leave the castle forever than stay here if +Umbridge is still here, and I don’t blame her. + +Umbridge was horrible to her, wasn’t she?” + +“I’ve got a feeling Umbridge has only just started +being horrible,” said Hermione darkly. + +“Impossible,” said Ron, who was tucking into a large +plate of eggs and bacon. “She can’t get any worse +than she’s been already.” + +“You mark my words, she’s going to want revenge on +Dumbledore for appointing a new teacher without +consulting her,” said Hermione, closing the +newspaper. “Especially another part-human. You saw +the look on her face when she saw Firenze...” + +After breakfast Hermione departed for her Arithmancy +class and Harry and Ron followed Parvati and +Lavender into the entrance hall, heading for +Divination. + +“Aren’t we going up to North Tower?” asked Ron, +looking puzzled, as Parvati bypassed the marble +staircase. + +Parvati looked scornfully over her shoulder at him. + +Page | 764Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How d’you expect Firenze to climb that ladder? We’re +in classroom eleven now, it was on the notice board +yesterday.” + +Classroom eleven was situated in the ground-floor +corridor leading off the entrance hall on the opposite +side to the Great Hall. Harry knew it to be one of +those classrooms that were never used regularly, and +that it therefore had the slightly neglected feeling of a +cupboard or storeroom. When he entered it right +behind Ron, and found himself right in the middle of +a forest clearing, he was therefore momentarily +stunned. + +“What the — ?” + +The classroom floor had become springily mossy and +trees were growing out of it; their leafy branches +fanned across the ceiling and windows, so that the +room was full of slanting shafts of soft, dappled, green +light. The students who had already arrived were +sitting on the earthy floor with their backs resting +against tree trunks or boulders, arms wrapped +around their knees or folded tightly across their +chests, looking rather nervous. In the middle of the +room, where there were no trees, stood Firenze. + +“Harry Potter,” he said, holding out a hand when +Harry entered. + +“Er — hi,” said Harry, shaking hands with the +centaur, who surveyed him unblinkingly through +those astonishingly blue eyes but did not smile. “Er — +good to see you ...” + +“And you,” said the centaur, inclining his white-blond +head. “It was foretold that we would meet again.” + + + +Page | 765Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry noticed that there was the shadow of a hoof- +shaped bruise on Firenze’s chest. As he turned to join +the rest of the class upon the floor, he saw that they +were all looking at him with awe, apparently deeply +impressed that he was on speaking terms with +Firenze, whom they seemed to find intimidating. + +When the door was closed and the last student had +sat down upon a tree stump beside the wastepaper +basket, Firenze gestured around the room. + +“Professor Dumbledore has kindly arranged this +classroom for us,” said Firenze, when everyone had +settled down, “in imitation of my natural habitat. I +would have preferred to teach you in the Forbidden +Forest, which was — until Monday — my home ... but +this is not possible.” + +“Please — er — sir — ” said Parvati breathlessly, +raising her hand, “why not? We’ve been in there with +Hagrid, we’re not frightened!” + +“It is not a question of your bravery,” said Firenze, +“but of my position. I can no longer return to the +forest. My herd has banished me.” + +“Herd?” said Lavender in a confused voice, and Harry +knew she was thinking of cows. “What — oh!” +Comprehension dawned on her face. “There are more +of you?” she said, stunned. + +“Did Hagrid breed you, like the thestrals?” asked +Dean eagerly. + +Firenze turned his head very slowly to face Dean, who +seemed to realize at once that he had said something +very offensive. + + + +Page | 766Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t — I meant — sorry,” he finished in a hushed +voice. + +“Centaurs are not the servants or playthings of +humans,” said Firenze quietly. There was a pause, +then Parvati raised her hand again. + +“Please, sir ... why have the other centaurs banished +you?” + +“Because I have agreed to work for Professor +Dumbledore,” said Firenze. “They see this as a +betrayal of our kind.” + +Harry remembered how, nearly four years ago, the +centaur Bane had shouted at Firenze for allowing +Harry to ride to safety upon his back, calling him a +“common mule.” He wondered whether it had been +Bane who had kicked Firenze in the chest. + +“Let us begin,” said Firenze. He swished his long +palomino tail, raised his hand toward the leafy +canopy overhead then lowered it slowly, and as he did +so, the light in the room dimmed, so that they now +seemed to be sitting in a forest clearing by twilight, +and stars emerged upon the ceiling. There were oohs +and gasps, and Ron said audibly, “Blimey!” + +“Lie back upon the floor,” said Firenze in his calm +voice, “and observe the heavens. Here is written, for +those who can see, the fortune of our races.” + +Harry stretched out on his back and gazed upward at +the ceiling. A twinkling red star winked at him from +overhead. + +“I know that you have learned the names of the +planets and their moons in Astronomy,” said Firenze’s +calm voice, “and that you have mapped the stars’ + +Page | 767Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +progress through the heavens. Centaurs have +unraveled the mysteries of these movements over +centuries. Our findings teach us that the future may +be glimpsed in the sky above us...” + +“Professor Trelawney did Astrology with us!” said +Parvati excitedly, raising her hand in front of her so +that it stuck up in the air as she lay on her back. +“Mars causes accidents and burns and things like +that, and when it makes an angle to Saturn, like now” +— she drew a right angle in the air above her — “that +means that people need to be extra careful when +handling hot things — ” + +“That,” said Firenze calmly, “is human nonsense.” + +Parvati’s hand fell limply to her side. + +“Trivial hurts, tiny human accidents,” said Firenze, as +his hooves thudded over the mossy floor. “These are +of no more significance than the scurryings of ants to +the wide universe, and are unaffected by planetary +movements.” + +“Professor Trelawney — ” began Parvati, in a hurt and +indignant voice. + +“ — is a human,” said Firenze simply. “And is +therefore blinkered and fettered by the limitations of +your kind.” + +Harry turned his head very slightly to look at Parvati. +She looked very offended, as did several of the people +surrounding her. + +“Sibyll Trelawney may have Seen, I do not know,” +continued Firenze, and Harry heard the swishing of +his tail again as he walked up and down before them, +“but she wastes her time, in the main, on the self- + +P a g e | 768Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +flattering nonsense humans call fortune-telling. I, +however, am here to explain the wisdom of centaurs, +which is impersonal and impartial. We watch the +skies for the great tides of evil or change that are +sometimes marked there. It may take ten years to be +sure of what we are seeing.” + +Firenze pointed to the red star directly above Harry. + +“In the past decade, the indications have been that +Wizard-kind is living through nothing more than a +brief calm between two wars. Mars, bringer of battle, +shines brightly above us, suggesting that the fight +must break out again soon. How soon, centaurs may +attempt to divine by the burning of certain herbs and +leaves, by the observation of fume and flame...” + +It was the most unusual lesson Harry had ever +attended. They did indeed burn sage and mallowsweet +there on the classroom floor, and Firenze told them to +look for certain shapes and symbols in the pungent +fumes, but he seemed perfectly unconcerned that not +one of them could see any of the signs he described, +telling them that humans were hardly ever good at +this, that it took centaurs years and years to become +competent, and finished by telling them that it was +foolish to put too much faith in such things anyway, +because even centaurs sometimes read them wrongly. +He was nothing like any human teacher Harry had +ever had. His priority did not seem to be to teach +them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them +that nothing, not even centaurs’ knowledge, was +foolproof. + +“He’s not very definite on anything, is he?” said Ron +in a low voice, as they put out their mallowsweet fire. +“I mean, I could do with a few more details about this +war we’re about to have, couldn’t you?” + + + +Page | 769Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The bell rang right outside the classroom door and +everyone jumped; Harry had completely forgotten that +they were still inside the castle, quite convinced that +he was really in the forest. The class filed out, looking +slightly perplexed; Harry and Ron were on the point of +following them when Firenze called, “Harry Potter, a +word, please.” + +Harry turned. The centaur advanced a little toward +him. Ron hesitated. + +“You may stay,” Firenze told him. “But close the door, +please.” + +Ron hastened to obey. + +“Harry Potter, you are a friend of Hagrid’s, are you +not?” said the centaur. + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +“Then give him a warning from me. His attempt is not +working. He would do better to abandon it.” + +“His attempt is not working?” Harry repeated blankly. + +“And he would do better to abandon it,” said Firenze, +nodding. “I would warn Hagrid myself, but I am +banished — it would be unwise for me to go too near +the forest now — Hagrid has troubles enough, +without a centaurs’ battle.” + +“But — what’s Hagrid attempting to do?” said Harry +nervously. + +Firenze looked at Harry impassively. + +“Hagrid has recently rendered me a great service,” +said Firenze, “and he has long since earned my + +Page | 770Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +respect for the care he shows all living creatures. I +shall not betray his secret. But he must be brought to +his senses. The attempt is not working. Tell him, +Harry Potter. Good day to you.” + + + +The happiness Harry had felt in the aftermath of The +Quibbler interview had long since evaporated. As a +dull March blurred into a squally April, his life +seemed to have become one long series of worries and +problems again. + +Umbridge had continued attending all Care of Magical +Creatures lessons, so it had been very difficult to +deliver Firenze’s warning to Hagrid. At last Harry had +managed it by pretending he had lost his copy of +Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and +doubling back after class one day. When he passed on +Firenze’s message, Hagrid gazed at him for a moment +through his puffy, blackened eyes, apparently taken +aback. Then he seemed to pull himself together. + +“Nice bloke, Firenze,” he said gruffly, “but he don’ +know what he’s talkin’ abou’ on this. The attemp’s +cornin’ on fine.” + +“Hagrid, what’re you up to?” asked Harry seriously. +“Because you’ve got to be careful, Umbridge has +already sacked Trelawney and if you ask me, she’s on +a roll. If you’re doing anything you shouldn’t be — ” + +“There’s things more importan’ than keepin’ a job,” +said Hagrid, though his hands shook slightly as he +said this and a basin full of knarl droppings crashed +to the floor. “Don’ worry abou’ me, Harry, jus’ get +along now, there’s a good lad...” + + + +Page | 771Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had no choice but to leave Hagrid mopping up +the dung all over his floor, but he felt thoroughly +dispirited as he trudged back up to the castle. + +Meanwhile, as the teachers and Hermione persisted +in reminding them, the O.W.L.s were drawing ever +nearer. All the fifth years were suffering from stress to +some degree, but Hannah Abbott became the first to +receive a Calming Draught from Madam Pomfrey after +she burst into tears during Herbology and sobbed +that she was too stupid to take exams and wanted to +leave school now. + +If it had not been for the D.A. lessons, Harry thought +he would have been extremely unhappy. He +sometimes felt that he was living for the hours he +spent in the Room of Requirement, working hard but +thoroughly enjoying himself at the same time, +swelling with pride as he looked around at his fellow +D.A. members and saw how far they had come. + +Indeed, Harry sometimes wondered how Umbridge +was going to react when all the members of the D.A. +received “Outstanding” in their Defense Against the +Dark Arts O.W.L.s. + +They had finally started work on Patronuses, which +everybody had been very keen to practice, though as +Harry kept reminding them, producing a Patronus in +the middle of a brightly lit classroom when they were +not under threat was very different to producing it +when confronted by something like a dementor. + +“Oh, don’t be such a killjoy,” said Cho brightly, +watching her silvery swan-shaped Patronus soar +around the Room of Requirement during their last +lesson before Easter. “They’re so pretty!” + +“They’re not supposed to be pretty, they’re supposed +to protect you,” said Harry patiently. “What we really + +Page | 772Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +need is a boggart or something; that’s how I learned, I +had to conjure a Patronus while the boggart was +pretending to be a dementor — ” + +“But that would be really scary!” said Lavender, who +was shooting puffs of silver vapor out of the end of +her wand. “And I still — can’t — do it!” she added +angrily. + +Neville was having trouble too. His face was screwed +up in concentration, but only feeble wisps of silver +smoke issued from his wand tip. + +“You’ve got to think of something happy,” Harry +reminded him. + +“I’m trying,” said Neville miserably, who was trying so +hard his round face was actually shining with sweat. + +“Harry, I think I’m doing it!” yelled Seamus, who had +been brought along to his first ever D.A. meeting by +Dean. “Look — ah — it’s gone... But it was definitely +something hairy, Harry!” + +Hermione’s Patronus, a shining silver otter, was +gamboling around her. + +“They are sort of nice, aren’t they?” she said, looking +at it fondly. + +The door of the Room of Requirement opened and +then closed again; Harry looked around to see who +had entered, but there did not seem to be anybody +there. It was a few moments before he realized that +the people close to the door had fallen silent. Next +thing he knew, something was tugging at his robes +somewhere near the knee. He looked down and saw, +to his very great astonishment, Dobby the house-elf +peering up at him from beneath his usual eight hats. +Page | 773Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hi, Dobby!” he said. “What are you — what’s wrong?” + +For the elf’s eyes were wide with terror and he was +shaking. The members of the D.A. closest to Harry +had fallen silent now: Everybody in the room was +watching Dobby. The few Patronuses people had +managed to conjure faded away into silver mist, +leaving the room looking much darker than before. + +“Harry Potter, sir ...” squeaked the elf, trembling from +head to foot, “Harry Potter, sir ... Dobby has come to +warn you . . . but the house-elves have been warned +not to tell ...” + +He ran headfirst at the wall: Harry, who had some +experience of Dobby’s habits of self-punishment, +made to seize him, but Dobby merely bounced off the +stone, cushioned by his eight hats. Hermione and a +few of the other girls let out squeaks of fear and +sympathy. + +“What’s happened, Dobby?” Harry asked, grabbing +the elf’s tiny arm and holding him away from +anything with which he might seek to hurt himself. + +“Harry Potter ... she ... she ...” + +Dobby hit himself hard on the nose with his free fist: +Harry seized that too. + +“Who’s ‘she,’ Dobby?” + +But he thought he knew — surely only one “she” +could induce such fear in Dobby? The elf looked up at +him, slightly cross-eyed, and mouthed wordlessly. + +“Umbridge?” asked Harry, horrified. + + + +Page | 774Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dobby nodded, then tried to bang his head off Harry’s +knees; Harry held him at bay. + + + +“What about her? Dobby — she hasn’t found out +about this — about us — about the D.A.?” + +He read the answer in the elf’s stricken face. His +hands held fast by Harry, the elf tried to kick himself +and fell to the floor. + +“Is she coming?” Harry asked quietly. + +Dobby let out a howl, and began beating his bare feet +hard on the floor. “Yes, Harry Potter, yes!” + +Harry straightened up and looked around at the +motionless, terrified people gazing at the thrashing +elf. + +“WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?” Harry bellowed. +“RUN!” + +They all pelted toward the exit at once, forming a +scrum at the door, then people burst through; Harry +could hear them sprinting along the corridors and +hoped they had the sense not to try and make it all +the way to their dormitories. It was only ten to nine, if +they just took refuge in the library or the Owlery, +which were both nearer — + +“Harry, come on!” shrieked Hermione from the center +of the knot of people now fighting to get out. + +He scooped up Dobby, who was still attempting to do +himself serious injury, and ran with the elf in his +arms to join the back of the queue. + +“Dobby — this is an order — get back down to the +kitchen with the other elves, and if she asks you + +Page | 775Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whether you warned me, lie and say no!” said Harry. +“And I forbid you to hurt yourself!” he added, +dropping the elf as he made it over the threshold at +last and slamming the door behind him. + +“Thank you, Harry Potter!” squeaked Dobby, and he +streaked off. Harry glanced left and right, the others +were all moving so fast that he caught only glimpses +of flying heels at either end of the corridor before they +vanished. He started to run right; there was a boys’ +bathroom up ahead, he could pretend he’d been in +there all the time if he could just reach it — + +“AAARGH!” + +Something caught him around the ankles and he fell +spectacularly, skidding along on his front for six feet +before coming to a halt. Someone behind him was +laughing. He rolled over onto his back and saw Malfoy +concealed in a niche beneath an ugly dragon-shaped +vase. + +“Trip Jinx, Potter!” he said. “Hey, Professor — +PROFESSOR! I’ve got one!” + +Umbridge came bustling around the far corner, +breathless but wearing a delighted smile. + +“It’s him!” she said jubilantly at the sight of Harry on +the floor. “Excellent, Draco, excellent, oh, very good — +fifty points to Slytherin! I’ll take him from here... + +Stand up, Potter!” + +Harry got to his feet, glaring at the pair of them. He +had never seen Umbridge looking so happy. She +seized his arm in a vicelike grip and turned, beaming +broadly, to Malfoy. “You hop along and see if you can +round up anymore of them, Draco,” she said. “Tell the +others to look in the library — anybody out of breath +Page | 776Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +— check the bathrooms, Miss Parkinson can do the +girls’ ones — off you go — and you,” she added in her +softest, most dangerous voice, as Malfoy walked away. +“You can come with me to the headmaster’s office, +Potter.” + +They were at the stone gargoyle within minutes. Harry +wondered how many of the others had been caught. + +He thought of Ron — Mrs. Weasley would kill him — +and of how Hermione would feel if she was expelled +before she could take her O.W.L.s. And it had been +Seamus’s very first meeting ... and Neville had been +getting so good... + +“Fizzing Whizbee,” sang Umbridge, and the stone +gargoyle jumped aside, the wall behind split open, +and they ascended the moving stone staircase. They +reached the polished door with the griffin knocker, +but Umbridge did not bother to knock, she strode +straight inside, still holding tight to Harry. + +The office was full of people. Dumbledore was sitting +behind his desk, his expression serene, the tips of his +long fingers together. Professor McGonagall stood +rigidly beside him, her face extremely tense. Cornelius +Fudge, Minister of Magic, was rocking backward and +forward on his toes beside the fire, apparently +immensely pleased with the situation. Kingsley +Shacklebolt and a tough-looking wizard Harry did not +recognize with very short, wiry hair were positioned +on either side of the door like guards, and the +freckled, bespectacled form of Percy Weasley hovered +excitedly beside the wall, a quill and a heavy scroll of +parchment in his hands, apparently poised to take +notes. + +The portraits of old headmasters and mistresses were +not shamming sleep tonight. All of them were +watching what was happening below, alert and + +Page | 777Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +serious. As Harry entered, a few flitted into +neighboring frames and whispered urgently into their +neighbors’ ears. + +Harry pulled himself free of Umbridge’s grasp as the +door swung shut behind them. Cornelius Fudge was +glaring at him with a kind of vicious satisfaction upon +his face. + +“Well,” he said. “Well, well, well ...” + +Harry replied with the dirtiest look he could muster. +His heart drummed madly inside him, but his brain +was oddly cool and clear. + +“He was heading back to Gryffindor Tower,” said +Umbridge. There was an indecent excitement in her +voice, the same callous pleasure Harry had heard as +she watched Professor Trelawney dissolving with +misery in the entrance hall. “The Malfoy boy cornered +him.” + +“Did he, did he?” said Fudge appreciatively. “I must +remember to tell Lucius. Well, Potter ... I expect you +know why you are here?” + +Harry fully intended to respond with a defiant “yes”: +His mouth had opened and the word was half formed +when he caught sight of Dumbledore’s face. +Dumbledore was not looking directly at Harry; his +eyes were fixed upon a point just over his shoulder, +but as Harry stared at him, he shook his head a +fraction of an inch to each side. + +Harry changed direction mid- word. + +“Yeh — no.” + +“I beg your pardon?” said Fudge. + +Page | 778Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry, firmly. + +“You don’t know why you are here?” + +“No, I don’t,” said Harry. + +Fudge looked incredulously from Harry to Professor +Umbridge; Harry took advantage of his momentary +inattention to steal another quick look at +Dumbledore, who gave the carpet the tiniest of nods +and the shadow of a wink. + +“So you have no idea,” said Fudge in a voice positively +sagging with sarcasm, “why Professor Umbridge has +brought you to this office? You are not aware that you +have broken any school rules?” + +“School rules?” said Harry. “No.” + +“Or Ministry decrees?” amended Fudge angrily. + +“Not that I’m aware of,” said Harry blandly. + +His heart was still hammering very fast. It was almost +worth telling these lies to watch Fudge’s blood +pressure rising, but he could not see how on earth he +would get away with them. If somebody had tipped off +Umbridge about the D.A. then he, the leader, might +as well be packing his trunk right now. + +“So it’s news to you, is it,” said Fudge, his voice now +thick with anger, “that an illegal student organization +has been discovered within this school?” + +“Yes, it is,” said Harry, hoisting an unconvincing look +of innocent surprise onto his face. + + + +Page | 779Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think, Minister,” said Umbridge silkily from beside +him, “we might make better progress if I fetch our +informant.” + +“Yes, yes, do,” said Fudge, nodding, and he glanced +maliciously at Dumbledore as Umbridge left the room. +“There’s nothing like a good witness, is there, +Dumbledore?” + +“Nothing at all, Cornelius,” said Dumbledore gravely, +inclining his head. + +There was a wait of several minutes, in which nobody +looked at each other, then Harry heard the door open +behind him. Umbridge moved past him into the room, +gripping by the shoulder Cho’s curly-haired friend +Marietta, who was hiding her face in her hands. + +“Don’t be scared, dear, don’t be frightened,” said +Professor Umbridge softly, patting her on the back, +“it’s quite all right, now. You have done the right +thing. The minister is very pleased with you. He’ll be +telling your mother what a good girl you’ve been. +Marietta’s mother, Minister,” she added, looking up at +Fudge, “is Madam Edgecombe from the Department of +Magical Transportation. Floo Network office — she’s +been helping us police the Hogwarts fires, you know.” + +“Jolly good, jolly good!” said Fudge heartily. “Like +mother, like daughter, eh? Well, come on, now, dear, +look up, don’t be shy, let’s hear what you’ve got to — +galloping gargoyles!” + +As Marietta raised her head, Fudge leapt backward in +shock, nearly landing himself in the fire. He cursed +and stamped on the hem of his cloak, which had +started to smoke, and Marietta gave a wail and pulled +the neck of her robes right up to her eyes, but not +before the whole room had seen that her face was +Page | 780Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +horribly disfigured by a series of close- set purple +pustules that had spread across her nose and cheeks +to form the word “SNEAK.” + + + +“Never mind the spots now, dear,” said Umbridge +impatiently, “just take your robes away from your +mouth and tell the Minister — ” + +But Marietta gave another muffled wail and shook her +head frantically. + +“Oh, very well, you silly girl, I’ll tell him,” snapped +Umbridge. She hitched her sickly smile back onto her +face and said, “Well, Minister, Miss Edgecombe here +came to my office shortly after dinner this evening +and told me she had something she wanted to tell me. +She said that if I proceeded to a secret room on the +seventh floor, sometimes known as the Room of +Requirement, I would find out something to my +advantage. I questioned her a little further and she +admitted that there was to be some kind of meeting +there. Unfortunately at that point this hex,” she +waved impatiently at Marietta’s concealed face, “came +into operation and upon catching sight of her face in +my mirror the girl became too distressed to tell me +any more.” + +“Well, now,” said Fudge, fixing Marietta with what he +evidently imagined was a kind and fatherly look. “It is +very brave of you, my dear, coming to tell Professor +Umbridge, you did exactly the right thing. Now, will +you tell me what happened at this meeting? What was +its purpose? Who was there?” + +But Marietta would not speak. She merely shook her +head again, her eyes wide and fearful. + + + +Page | 781Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Haven’t we got a counterjinx for this?” Fudge asked +Umbridge impatiently, gesturing at Marietta’s face. + +“So she can speak freely?” + +“I have not yet managed to find one,” Umbridge +admitted grudgingly, and Harry felt a surge of pride in +Hermione’s jinxing ability. “But it doesn’t matter if +she won’t speak, I can take up the story from here. + +“You will remember, Minister, that I sent you a report +back in October that Potter had met a number of +fellow students in the Hog’s Head in Hogsmeade — ” + +“And what is your evidence for that?” cut in Professor +McGonagall. + +“I have testimony from Willy Widdershins, Minerva, +who happened to be in the bar at the time. He was +heavily bandaged, it is true, but his hearing was quite +unimpaired,” said Umbridge smugly. “He heard every +word Potter said and hastened straight to the school +to report to me — ” + +“Oh, so that’s why he wasn’t prosecuted for setting up +all those regurgitating toilets!” said Professor +McGonagall, raising her eyebrows. “What an +interesting insight into our justice system!” + +“Blatant corruption!” roared the portrait of the +corpulent, red-nosed wizard on the wall behind +Dumbledore’s desk. “The Ministry did not cut deals +with petty criminals in my day, no sir, they did not!” + +“Thank you, Fortescue, that will do,” said +Dumbledore softly. + +“The purpose of Potter’s meeting with these students,” +continued Professor Umbridge, “was to persuade +them to join an illegal society, whose aim was to learn + +Page | 782Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spells and curses the Ministry has decided are +inappropriate for school-age — ” + +“I think you 11 find you’re wrong there, Dolores,” said +Dumbledore quietly, peering at her over the half- +moon spectacles perched halfway down his crooked +nose. + +Harry stared at him. He could not see how +Dumbledore was going to talk him out of this one; if +Willy Widdershins had indeed heard every word he +said in the Hog’s Head there was simply no escaping +it. + +“Oho!” said Fudge, bouncing up and down on the +balls of his feet again. “Yes, do let’s hear the latest +cock-and-bull story designed to pull Potter out of +trouble! Go on, then, Dumbledore, go on — Willy +Widdershins was lying, was he? Or was it Potter’s +identical twin in the Hog’s Head that day? Or is there +the usual simple explanation involving a reversal of +time, a dead man coming back to life, and a couple of +invisible dementors?” + +Percy Weasley let out a hearty laugh. + +“Oh, very good, Minister, very good!” + +Harry could have kicked him. Then he saw, to his +astonishment, that Dumbledore was smiling gently +too. + +“Cornelius, I do not deny — and nor, I am sure, does +Harry — that he was in the Hog’s Head that day, nor +that he was trying to recruit students to a Defense +Against the Dark Arts group. I am merely pointing out +that Dolores is quite wrong to suggest that such a +group was, at that time, illegal. If you remember, the +Ministry decree banning all student societies was not +Page | 783Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +put into effect until two days after Harry’s Hogsmeade +meeting, so he was not breaking any rules in the +Hog’s Head at all.” + +Percy looked as though he had been struck in the +face by something very heavy. Fudge remained +motionless in mid-bounce, his mouth hanging open. + +Umbridge recovered first. + +“That’s all very fine, Headmaster,” she said, smiling +sweetly. “But we are now nearly six months on from +the introduction of Educational Decree Number +Twenty-four. If the first meeting was not illegal, all +those that have happened since most certainly are.” + +“Well,” said Dumbledore, surveying her with polite +interest over the top of his interlocked fingers, “they +certainly would be, if they had continued after the +decree came into effect. Do you have any evidence +that these meetings continued?” + +As Dumbledore spoke, Harry heard a rustle behind +him and rather thought Kingsley whispered +something. He could have sworn too that he felt +something brush against his side, a gentle something +like a draft or bird wings, but looking down he saw +nothing there. + +“Evidence?” repeated Umbridge with that horrible +wide toadlike smile. “Have you not been listening, +Dumbledore? Why do you think Miss Edgecombe is +here?” + +“Oh, can she tell us about six months’ worth of +meetings?” said Dumbledore, raising his eyebrows. “I +was under the impression that she was merely +reporting a meeting tonight.” + + + +Page | 784Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Miss Edgecombe,” said Umbridge at once, “tell us +how long these meetings have been going on, dear. +You can simply nod or shake your head, I’m sure that +won’t make the spots worse. Have they been +happening regularly over the last six months?” + +Harry felt a horrible plummeting in his stomach. This +was it, they had hit a dead end of solid evidence that +not even Dumbledore would be able to shift aside... + +“Just nod or shake your head, dear,” Umbridge said +coaxingly to Marietta. “Come on, now, that won’t +activate the jinx further...” + +Everyone in the room was gazing at the top of +Marietta’s face. Only her eyes were visible between +the pulled up robes and her curly fringe. Perhaps it +was a trick of the firelight, but her eyes looked oddly +blank. And then — to Harry’s utter amazement — +Marietta shook her head. + +Umbridge looked quickly at Fudge and then back at +Marietta. + +“I don’t think you understood the question, did you, +dear? I’m asking whether you’ve been going to these +meetings for the past six months? You have, haven’t +you?” + +Again, Marietta shook her head. + +“What do you mean by shaking your head, dear?” +said Umbridge in a testy voice. + +“I would have thought her meaning was quite clear,” +said Professor McGonagall harshly. “There have been +no secret meetings for the past six months. Is that +correct, Miss Edgecombe?” + + + +Page | 785Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Marietta nodded. + + + +“But there was a meeting tonight!” said Umbridge +furiously. “There was a meeting, Miss Edgecombe, +you told me about it, in the Room of Requirement! + +And Potter was the leader, was he not, Potter +organized it, Potter — why are you shaking your head, +girl?” + +“Well, usually when a person shakes their head,” said +McGonagall coldly, “they mean ‘no.’ So unless Miss +Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet +unknown to humans — ” + +Professor Umbridge seized Marietta, pulled her +around to face her, and began shaking her very hard. +A split second later Dumbledore was on his feet, his +wand raised. Kingsley started forward and Umbridge +leapt back from Marietta, waving her hands in the air +as though they had been burned. + +“I cannot allow you to manhandle my students, +Dolores,” said Dumbledore, and for the first time, he +looked angry. + +“You want to calm yourself, Madam Umbridge,” said +Kingsley in his deep, slow voice. “You don’t want to +get yourself into trouble now.” + +“No,” said Umbridge breathlessly, glancing up at the +towering figure of Kingsley. “I mean, yes — you’re +right, Shacklebolt — I — I forgot myself.” + +Marietta was standing exactly where Umbridge had +released her. She seemed neither perturbed by +Umbridge’s sudden attack, nor relieved by her +release. She was still clutching her robe up to her +oddly blank eyes, staring straight ahead of her. A +sudden suspicion connected to Kingsley’s whisper +Page | 786Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and the thing he had felt shoot past him sprang into +Harry’s mind. + + + +���Dolores,” said Fudge, with the air of trying to settle +something once and for all, “the meeting tonight — +the one we know definitely happened — ” + +“Yes,” said Umbridge, pulling herself together, “yes ... +well, Miss Edgecombe tipped me off and I proceeded +at once to the seventh floor, accompanied by certain +trustworthy students, so as to catch those in the +meeting red-handed. It appears that they were +forewarned of my arrival, however, because when we +reached the seventh floor they were running in every +direction. It does not matter, however. I have all their +names here, Miss Parkinson ran into the Room of +Requirement for me to see if they had left anything +behind... We needed evidence and the room provided + + + +And to Harry’s horror, she withdrew from her pocket +the list of names that had been pinned upon the +Room of Requirement’s wall and handed it to Fudge. + +“The moment I saw Potter’s name on the list, I knew +what we were dealing with,” she said softly. + +“Excellent,” said Fudge, a smile spreading across his +face. “Excellent, Dolores. And ... by thunder ...” + +He looked up at Dumbledore, who was still standing +beside Marietta, his wand held loosely in his hand. + +“See what they’ve named themselves?” said Fudge +quietly. “Dumbledore’sArmy.” + +Dumbledore reached out and took the piece of +parchment from Fudge. He gazed at the heading +scribbled by Hermione months before and for a + +Page | 787Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moment seemed unable to speak. Then he looked up, +smiling. + + + +“Well, the game is up,” he said simply. “Would you +like a written confession from me, Cornelius — or will +a statement before these witnesses suffice?” + +Harry saw McGonagall and Kingsley look at each +other. There was fear in both faces. He did not +understand what was going on, and neither, +apparently, did Fudge. + +“Statement?” said Fudge slowly. “What — I don’t — ?” + +“Dumbledore’s Army, Cornelius,” said Dumbledore, +still smiling as he waved the list of names before +Fudge’s face. “Not Potter’s Army. Dumbledore’s Army.” + +“But — but — ” + +Understanding blazed suddenly in Fudge’s face. He +took a horrified step backward, yelped, and jumped +out of the fire again. + +“You?” he whispered, stamping again on his +smoldering cloak. + +“That’s right,” said Dumbledore pleasantly. + +“You organized this?” + +“I did,” said Dumbledore. + +“You recruited these students for — for your army?” + +“Tonight was supposed to be the first meeting,” said +Dumbledore, nodding. “Merely to see whether they +would be interested in joining me. I see now that it +was a mistake to invite Miss Edgecombe, of course.” + +Page | 788Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Marietta nodded. Fudge looked from her to +Dumbledore, his chest swelling. + + + +“Then you have been plotting against me!” he yelled. +“That’s right,” said Dumbledore cheerfully. + +“NO!” shouted Harry. + +Kingsley flashed a look of warning at him, + +McGonagall widened her eyes threateningly, but it +had suddenly dawned upon Harry what Dumbledore +was about to do, and he could not let it happen. + +“No — Professor Dumbledore!” + +“Be quiet, Harry, or I am afraid you will have to leave +my office,” said Dumbledore calmly. + +“Yes, shut up, Potter!” barked Fudge, who was still +ogling Dumbledore with a kind of horrified delight. +“Well, well, well — I came here tonight expecting to +expel Potter and instead — ” + +“Instead you get to arrest me,” said Dumbledore, +smiling. “It’s like losing a Knut and finding a Galleon, +isn’t it?” + +“Weasley!” cried Fudge, now positively quivering with +delight, “Weasley, have you written it all down, +everything he’s said, his confession, have you got it?” + +“Yes, sir, I think so, sir!” said Percy eagerly, whose +nose was splattered with ink from the speed of his +note-taking. + +“The bit about how he’s been trying to build up an +army against the Ministry, how he’s been working to +destabilize me?” + +Page | 789Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, sir, I’ve got it, yes!” said Percy, scanning his +notes joyfully. + +“Very well, then,” said Fudge, now radiant with glee. +“Duplicate your notes, Weasley, and send a copy to +the Daily Prophet at once. If we send a fast owl we +should make the morning edition!” Percy dashed from +the room, slamming the door behind him, and Fudge +turned back to Dumbledore. “You will now be +escorted back to the Ministry, where you will be +formally charged and then sent to Azkaban to await +trial!” + +“Ah,” said Dumbledore gently, “yes. Yes, I thought we +might hit that little snag.” + +“Snag?” said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. + +“I see no snag, Dumbledore!” + +“Well,” said Dumbledore apologetically, “I’m afraid I +do.” + +“Oh really?” + +“Well — it’s just that you seem to be laboring under +the delusion that I am going to — what is the phrase? +‘Come quietly. ’ I am afraid I am not going to come +quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no +intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, +of course — but what a waste of time, and frankly, I +can think of a whole host of things I would rather be +doing.” + +Umbridge’s face was growing steadily redder, she +looked as though she was being filled with boiling +water. Fudge stared at Dumbledore with a very silly +expression on his face, as though he had just been +stunned by a sudden blow and could not quite believe +it had happened. He made a small choking noise and +Page | 790Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +then looked around at Kingsley and the man with +short gray hair, who alone of everyone in the room +had remained entirely silent so far. The latter gave +Fudge a reassuring nod and moved forward a little, +away from the wall. Harry saw his hand drift, almost +casually, toward his pocket. + +“Don’t be silly, Dawlish,” said Dumbledore kindly. + +“I’m sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to +remember that you achieved ‘Outstanding’ in all your +N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — ‘bring me in’ +by force, I will have to hurt you.” + +The man called Dawlish blinked, looking rather +foolish. He looked toward Fudge again, but this time +seemed to be hoping for a clue as to what to do next. + +“So,” sneered Fudge, recovering himself, “you intend +to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself +single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?” + +“Merlin’s beard, no,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “Not +unless you are foolish enough to force me to.” + +“He will not be single-handed!” said Professor +McGonagall loudly, plunging her hand inside her +robes. + +“Oh yes he will, Minerva!” said Dumbledore sharply. +“Hogwarts needs you!” + +“Enough of this rubbish!” said Fudge, pulling out his +own wand. “Dawlish! Shacklebolt! Take him ). ” + +A streak of silver light flashed around the room. There +was a bang like a gunshot, and the floor trembled. A +hand grabbed the scruff of Harry’s neck and forced +him down on the floor as a second silver flash went +off — several of the portraits yelled, Fawkes +Page | 791Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +screeched, and a cloud of dust filled the air. Coughing +in the dust, Harry saw a dark figure fall to the ground +with a crash in front of him. There was a shriek and a +thud and somebody cried, “No!” Then the sound of +breaking glass, frantically scuffling footsteps, a groan + +— and silence. + +Harry struggled around to see who was half- +strangling him and saw Professor McGonagall +crouched beside him. She had forced both him and +Marietta out of harm’s way. Dust was still floating +gently down through the air onto them. Panting +slightly, Harry saw a very tall figure moving toward +them. + +“Are you all right?” said Dumbledore. + +“Yes!” said Professor McGonagall, getting up and +dragging Harry and Marietta with her. + +The dust was clearing. The wreckage of the office +loomed into view: Dumbledore’s desk had been +overturned, all of the spindly tables had been +knocked to the floor, their silver instruments in +pieces. Fudge, Umbridge, Kingsley, and Dawlish lay +motionless on the floor. Fawkes the phoenix soared in +wide circles above them, singing softly. + +“Unfortunately, I had to hex Kingsley too, or it would +have looked very suspicious,” said Dumbledore in a +low voice. “He was remarkably quick on the uptake, +modifying Miss Edgecombe’s memory like that while +everyone was looking the other way — thank him for +me, won’t you, Minerva? + +“Now, they will all awake very soon and it will be best +if they do not know that we had time to communicate + +— you must act as though no time has passed, as + + + +Page | 792Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +though they were merely knocked to the ground, they +will not remember — ” + +“Where will you go, Dumbledore?” whispered +Professor McGonagall. “Grimmauld Place?” + +“Oh no,” said Dumbledore with a grim smile. “I am +not leaving to go into hiding. Fudge will soon wish +he’d never dislodged me from Hogwarts, I promise +you...” + +“Professor Dumbledore ...” Harry began. + +He did not know what to say first: how sorry he was +that he had started the D.A. in the first place and +caused all this trouble, or how terrible he felt that +Dumbledore was leaving to save him from expulsion? +But Dumbledore cut him off before he could say +another word. + +“Listen to me, Harry,” he said urgently, “you must +study Occlumency as hard as you can, do you +understand me? Do everything Professor Snape tells +you and practice it particularly every night before +sleeping so that you can close your mind to bad +dreams — you will understand why soon enough, but +you must promise me — ” + +The man called Dawlish was stirring. Dumbledore +seized Harry’s wrist. + +“Remember — close your mind — ” + +But as Dumbledore ’s fingers closed over Harry’s skin, +a pain shot through the scar on his forehead, and he +felt again that terrible, snakelike longing to strike +Dumbledore, to bite him, to hurt him — + +“ — you will understand,” whispered Dumbledore. + +Page | 793Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fawkes circled the office and swooped low over him. +Dumbledore released Harry, raised his hand, and +grasped the phoenix’s long golden tail. There was a +flash of fire and the pair of them had gone. + +“Where is he?” yelled Fudge, pushing himself up from +the ground. “Where is he?” + +“I don’t know!” shouted Kingsley, also leaping to his +feet. + +“Well, he can’t have Disapparated!” cried Umbridge. +“You can’t inside this school — ” + +“The stairs!” cried Dawlish, and he flung himself upon +the door, wrenched it open, and disappeared, followed +closely by Kingsley and Umbridge. Fudge hesitated, +then got to his feet slowly, brushing dust from his +front. There was a long and painful silence. + +“Well, Minerva,” said Fudge nastily, straightening his +torn shirtsleeve, “I’m afraid this is the end of your +friend Dumbledore.” + +“You think so, do you?” said Professor McGonagall +scornfully. + +Fudge seemed not to hear her. He was looking around +at the wrecked office. A few of the portraits hissed at +him; one or two even made rude hand gestures. + +“You’d better get those two off to bed,” said Fudge, +looking back at Professor McGonagall with a +dismissive nod toward Harry and Marietta. + +She said nothing, but marched Harry and Marietta to +the door. As it swung closed behind them, Harry +heard Phineas Nigellus’s voice. + + + +Page | 794Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on +many counts ... but you cannot deny he’s got style...” + + + +Page | 795Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SNAPE’S WORST MEMORY + +— BY ORDER OF — + +THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC + +Dolores Jane Umbridge (High Inquisitor) has replaced +Albus Dumbledore as Head of Hogwarts School of +Witchcraft and Wizardry. + +The above is in accordance with + +Educational Decree Number Twenty-eight. + +Signed: + +Cornelius Oswald Fudge +MINISTER OF MAGIC + +The notices had gone up all over the school overnight, +but they did not explain how every single person +within the castle seemed to know that Dumbledore + + + +Page | 796Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +had overcome two Aurors, the High Inquisitor, the +Minister of Magic, and his Junior Assistant to escape. +No matter where Harry went within the castle next +day, the sole topic of conversation was Dumbledore’s +flight, and though some of the details might have +gone awry in the retelling (Harry overheard one +second-year girl assuring another that Fudge was +now lying in St. Mungo’s with a pumpkin for a head), +it was surprising how accurate the rest of their +information was. Everybody seemed aware, for +instance, that Harry and Marietta were the only +students to have witnessed the scene in Dumbledore’s +office, and as Marietta was now in the hospital wing, +Harry found himself besieged with requests to give a +firsthand account wherever he went. + +“Dumbledore will be back before long,” said Ernie +Macmillan confidently on the way back from +Herbology after listening intently to Harry’s story. +“They couldn’t keep him away in our second year and +they won’t be able to this time. The Fat Friar told me +...” He dropped his voice conspiratorially, so that +Harry, Ron, and Hermione had to lean closer to him +to hear, "... that Umbridge tried to get back into his +office last night after they’d searched the castle and +grounds for him. Couldn’t get past the gargoyle. The +Head’s office has sealed itself against her.” Ernie +smirked. “Apparently she had a right little tantrum...” + +“Oh, I expect she really fancied herself sitting up +there in the Head’s office,” said Hermione viciously, as +they walked up the stone steps into the entrance hall. +“Lording it over all the other teachers, the stupid +puffed-up, power-crazy old — ” + +“Now, do you really want to finish that sentence, +Granger?” + + + +Page | 797Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Draco Malfoy had slid out from behind the door, +followed by Crabbe and Goyle. His pale, pointed face +was alight with malice. + +“Afraid I’m going to have to dock a few points from +Gryffindor and Hufflepuff,” he drawled. + +“It’s only teachers that can dock points from Houses, +Malfoy,” said Ernie at once. + +“Yeah, we’re prefects too, remember?” snarled Ron. + +“I know prefects can’t dock points, Weasel King,” +sneered Malfoy; Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. “But +members of the Inquisitorial Squad — ” + +“The what?” said Hermione sharply. + +“The Inquisitorial Squad, Granger,” said Malfoy, +pointing toward a tiny silver I upon his robes just +beneath his prefect’s badge. “A select group of +students who are supportive of the Ministry of Magic, +hand-picked by Professor Umbridge. Anyway, +members of the Inquisitorial Squad do have the power +to dock points... So, Granger, I’ll have five from you +for being rude about our new headmistress... +Macmillan, five for contradicting me... Five because I +don’t like you, Potter ... Weasley, your shirt’s +untucked, so I’ll have another five for that... Oh yeah, + +I forgot, you’re a Mudblood, Granger, so ten for +that...” + +Ron pulled out his wand, but Hermione pushed it +away, whispering, “Don’t!” + +“Wise move, Granger,” breathed Malfoy. “New Head, +new times ... Be good now, Potty ... Weasel King ...” + + + +Page | 798Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He strode away, laughing heartily with Crabbe and +Goyle. + +“He was bluffing,” said Ernie, looking appalled. “He +can’t be allowed to dock points ... that would be +ridiculous... It would completely undermine the +prefect system...” + +But Harry, Ron, and Hermione had turned +automatically toward the giant hourglasses set in +niches along the wall behind them, which recorded +the House points. Gryffindor and Ravenclaw had been +neck and neck in the lead that morning. Even as they +watched, stones flew upward, reducing the amounts +in the lower bulbs. In fact, the only glass that seemed +unchanged was the emerald-filled one of Slytherin. + +“Noticed, have you?” said Fred’s voice. + +He and George had just come down the marble +staircase and joined Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ernie +in front of the hourglasses. + +“Malfoy just docked us all about fifty points,” said +Harry furiously, as they watched several more stones +fly upward from the Gryffindor hourglass. + +“Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break,” said +George. + +“What do you mean, ‘tried’?” said Ron quickly. + +“He never managed to get all the words out,” said +Fred, “due to the fact that we forced him headfirst +into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor.” + +Hermione looked very shocked. + +“But you’ll get into terrible trouble!” + +Page | 799Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not until Montague reappears, and that could take +weeks, I dunno where we sent him,” said Fred coolly. +“Anyway ... we’ve decided we don’t care about getting +into trouble anymore.” + +“Have you ever?” asked Hermione. + +“ ’Course we have,” said George. “Never been expelled, +have we?” + +“We’ve always known where to draw the line,” said +Fred. + +“We might have put a toe across it occasionally,” said +George. + +“But we’ve always stopped short of causing real +mayhem,” said Fred. + +“But now?” said Ron tentatively. + +“Well, now — ” said George. + +“ — what with Dumbledore gone — ” said Fred. + +“ — we reckon a bit of mayhem — ” said George. + +“ — is exactly what our dear new Head deserves,” said +Fred. + +“You mustn’t!” whispered Hermione. “You really +mustn’t! She’d love a reason to expel you!” + +“You don’t get it, Hermione, do you?” said Fred, +smiling at her. “We don’t care about staying anymore. +We’d walk out right now if we weren’t determined to +do our bit for Dumbledore first. So anyway,” he +checked his watch, “phase one is about to begin. I’d +get in the Great Hall for lunch if I were you, that way + +Page | 800Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the teachers will see you can’t have had anything to +do with it.” + +“Anything to do with what?” said Hermione anxiously. + +“You’ll see,” said George. “Run along, now.” + +Fred and George turned away and disappeared in the +swelling crowd descending the stairs toward lunch. +Looking highly disconcerted, Ernie muttered +something about unfinished Transfiguration +homework and scurried away. + +“I think we should get out of here, you know,” said +Hermione nervously. “Just in case ...” + +“Yeah, all right,” said Ron, and the three of them +moved toward the doors to the Great Hall, but Harry +had barely glimpsed today’s ceiling of scudding white +clouds when somebody tapped him on the shoulder +and, turning, he found himself almost nose to nose +with Filch, the caretaker. He took several hasty steps +backward; Filch was best viewed at a distance. + +“The headmistress would like to see you, Potter,” he +leered. + +“I didn’t do it,” said Harry stupidly, thinking of +whatever Fred and George were planning. Filch’s +jowls wobbled with silent laughter. + +“Guilty conscience, eh?” he wheezed. “Follow me...” + +Harry glanced back at Ron and Hermione, who were +both looking worried. He shrugged and followed Filch +back into the entrance hall, against the tide of hungry +students. + + + +Page | 801Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Filch seemed to be in an extremely good mood; he +hummed creakily under his breath as they climbed +the marble staircase. As they reached the first landing +he said, “Things are changing around here, Potter.” + +“I’ve noticed,” said Harry coldly. + +“Yerse ... I’ve been telling Dumbledore for years and +years he’s too soft with you all,” said Filch, chuckling +nastily. “You filthy little beasts would never have +dropped Stinkpellets if you’d known I had it in my +power to whip you raw, would you, now? Nobody +would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees +down the corridors if I could’ve strung you up by the +ankles in my office, would they? But when +Educational Decree Twenty-nine comes in, Potter, I’ll +be allowed to do them things... And she’s asked the +Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves... +Oh, things are going to be very different around here +with her in charge...” + +Umbridge had obviously gone to some lengths to get +Filch on her side, Harry thought, and the worst of it +was that he would probably prove an important +weapon; his knowledge of the school’s secret +passageways and hiding places was probably second +only to the Weasley twins. + +“Here we are,” he said, leering down at Harry as he +rapped three times upon Professor Umbridge’s door +and pushed it open. “The Potter boy to see you, +ma’am.” + +Umbridge’s office, so very familiar to Harry from his +many detentions, was the same as usual except for +the large wooden block lying across the front of her +desk on which golden letters spelled the word +HEADMISTRESS; also his Firebolt, and Fred’s and +George’s Clean-sweeps, which he saw with a pang +Page | 802Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were now chained and padlocked to a stout iron peg +in the wall behind the desk. Umbridge was sitting +behind the desk, busily scribbling upon some of her +pink parchment, but looked up and smiled widely at +their entrance. + +“Thank you, Argus,” she said sweetly. + +“Not at all, ma’am, not at all,” said Filch, bowing as +low as his rheumatism would permit, and exiting +backward. + +“Sit,” said Umbridge curtly, pointing toward a chair, +and Harry sat. She continued to scribble for a few +moments. He watched some of the foul kittens +gamboling around the plates over her head, +wondering what fresh horror she had in store for him. + +“Well now,” she said finally, setting down her quill +and looking like a toad about to swallow a +particularly juicy fly. “What would you like to drink?” + +“What?” said Harry, quite sure he had misheard her. + +“To drink, Mr. Potter,” she said, smiling still more +widely. “Tea? Coffee? Pumpkin juice?” + +As she named each drink, she gave her short wand a +wave, and a cup or glass of it appeared upon her +desk. + +“Nothing, thank you,” said Harry. + +“I wish you to have a drink with me,” she said, her +voice becoming more dangerously sweet. “Choose +one.” + +“Fine ... tea then,” said Harry, shrugging. + + + +Page | 803Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She got up and made quite a performance of adding +milk with her back to him. She then bustled around +the desk with it, smiling in sinisterly sweet fashion. + +“There,” she said, handing it to him. “Drink it before it +gets cold, won’t you? Well, now, Mr. Potter ... I +thought we ought to have a little chat, after the +distressing events of last night.” + +He said nothing. She settled herself back into her seat +and waited. When several long moments had passed +in silence, she said gaily, “You’re not drinking up!” + +He raised the cup to his lips and then, just as +suddenly, lowered it. One of the horrible painted +kittens behind Umbridge had great round blue eyes +just like Mad-Eye Moody’s magical one, and it had +just occurred to Harry what Mad-Eye would say if he +ever heard that Harry had drunk anything offered by +a known enemy. + +“What’s the matter?” said Umbridge, who was still +watching him. “Do you want sugar?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +He raised the cup to his lips again and pretended to +take a sip, though keeping his mouth tightly closed. +Umbridge’s smile widened. + +“Good,” she whispered. “Very good. Now then ...” She +leaned forward a little. “Where is Albus Dumbledore?” + +“No idea,” said Harry promptly. + +“Drink up, drink up,” she said, still smiling. “Now, + +Mr. Potter, let us not play childish games. I know that +you know where he has gone. You and Dumbledore + + + +Page | 804Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have been in this together from the beginning. +Consider your position, Mr. Potter...” + +“I don’t know where he is.” + +Harry pretended to drink again. + +“Very well,” said Umbridge, looking displeased. “In +that case, you will kindly tell me the whereabouts of +Sirius Black.” + +Harry’s stomach turned over and his hand holding +the teacup shook so that the cup rattled in its saucer. +He tilted the cup to his mouth with his lips pressed +together, so that some of the hot liquid trickled down +onto his robes. + +“I don’t know,” he said a little too quickly. + +“Mr. Potter,” said Umbridge, “let me remind you that +it was I who almost caught the criminal Black in the +Gryffindor fire in October. I know perfectly well it was +you he was meeting and if I had had any proof neither +of you would be at large today, I promise you. I +repeat, Mr. Potter ... Where is Sirius Black?” + +“No idea,” said Harry loudly. “Haven’t got a clue.” + +They stared at each other so long that Harry felt his +eyes watering. Then she stood up. + +“Very well, Potter, I will take your word for it this +time, but be warned: The might of the Ministry stands +behind me. All channels of communication in and out +of this school are being monitored. A Floo Network +Regulator is keeping watch over every fire in Hogwarts +— except my own, of course. My Inquisitorial Squad +is opening and reading all owl post entering and +leaving the castle. And Mr. Filch is observing all +Page | 805Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +secret passages in and out of the castle. If I find a +shred of evidence ...” + + + +BOOM! + +The very floor of the office shook; Umbridge slipped +sideways, clutching her desk for support, looking +shocked. + +“What was — ?” + +She was gazing toward the door; Harry took the +opportunity to empty his almost full cup of tea into +the nearest vase of dried flowers. He could hear +people running and screaming several floors below. + +“Back to lunch with you, Potter!” cried Umbridge, +raising her wand and dashing out of the office. Harry +gave her a few seconds’ start then hurried after her to +see what the source of all the uproar was. + +It was not difficult to find. One floor down, +pandemonium reigned. Somebody (and Harry had a +very shrewd idea who) had set off what seemed to be +an enormous crate of enchanted fireworks. + +Dragons comprised entirely of green-and-gold sparks +were soaring up and down the corridors, emitting +loud fiery blasts and bangs as they went. Shocking- +pink Catherine wheels five feet in diameter were +whizzing lethally through the air like so many flying +saucers. Rockets with long tails of brilliant silver stars +were ricocheting off the walls. Sparklers were writing +swearwords in midair of their own accord. + +Firecrackers were exploding like mines everywhere +Harry looked, and instead of burning themselves out, +fading from sight, or fizzling to a halt, these +pyrotechnical miracles seemed to be gaining in energy +and momentum the longer he watched. + +Page | 806Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Filch and Umbridge were standing, apparently +transfixed with horror, halfway down the stairs. As +Harry watched, one of the larger Catherine wheels +seemed to decide that what it needed was more room +to maneuver; it whirled toward Umbridge and Filch +with a sinister voheeeeeeeeee. Both adults yelled with +fright and ducked and it soared straight out of the +window behind them and off across the grounds. +Meanwhile, several of the dragons and a large purple +bat that was smoking ominously took advantage of +the open door at the end of the corridor to escape +toward the second floor. + +“Hurry, Filch, hurry!” shrieked Umbridge. “They’ll be +all over the school unless we do something — + +Stupefy]” + +A jet of red light shot out of the end of her wand and +hit one of the rockets. Instead of freezing in midair, it +exploded with such force that it blasted a hole in a +painting of a soppy-looking witch in the middle of a +meadow — she ran for it just in time, reappearing +seconds later squashed into the painting next door, +where a couple of wizards playing cards stood up +hastily to make room for her. + +“Don’t Stun them, Filch!” shouted Umbridge angrily, +for all the world as though it had been his suggestion. + +“Right you are, Headmistress!” wheezed Filch, who +was a Squib and could no more have Stunned the +fireworks than swallowed them. He dashed to a +nearby cupboard, pulled out a broom, and began +swatting at the fireworks in midair; within seconds +the head of the broom was ablaze. + +Harry had seen enough. Laughing, he ducked down +low, ran to a door he knew was concealed behind a +tapestry a little way along the corridor and slipped + +Page | 807Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +through it to find Fred and George hiding just behind +it, listening to Umbridge’s and Filch’s yells and +quaking with suppressed mirth. + +“Impressive,” Harry said quietly, grinning. “Very +impressive ... You’ll put Dr. Filibuster out of business, +no problem...” + +“Cheers,” whispered George, wiping tears of laughter +from his face. “Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them +next... They multiply by ten every time you try...” + +The fireworks continued to burn and to spread all +over the school that afternoon. Though they caused +plenty of disruption, particularly the firecrackers, the +other teachers did not seem to mind them very much. + +“Dear, dear,” said Professor McGonagall sardonically, +as one of the dragons soared around her classroom, +emitting loud bangs and exhaling flame. “Miss Brown, +would you mind running along to the headmistress +and informing her that we have an escaped firework +in our classroom?” + +The upshot of it all was that Professor Umbridge +spent her first afternoon as headmistress running all +over the school answering the summonses of the +other teachers, none of whom seemed able to rid their +rooms of the fireworks without her. When the final +bell rang and the students were heading back to +Gryffindor Tower with their bags, Harry saw, with +immense satisfaction, a disheveled and soot- +blackened Umbridge tottering sweaty-faced from +Professor Flitwick’s classroom. + +“Thank you so much, Professor!” said Professor +Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. “I could have got +rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn’t +sure whether I had the authority...” + +Page | 808Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Beaming, he closed his classroom door in her snarling +face. + +Fred and George were heroes that night in the +Gryffindor common room. Even Hermione fought her +way through the excited crowd around them to +congratulate them. + +“They were wonderful fireworks,” she said admiringly. + +“Thanks,” said George, looking both surprised and +pleased. “Weasleys’ Wildfire Whiz-Bangs. Only thing +is, we used our whole stock, we’re going to have to +start again from scratch now...” + +“It was worth it, though,” said Fred, who was taking +orders from clamoring Gryffindors. “If you want to +add your name to the waiting list, Hermione, it’s five +Galleons for your Basic Blaze box and twenty for the +Deflagration Deluxe...” + +Hermione returned to the table where Harry and Ron +were sitting staring at their schoolbags as though +hoping their homework might spring out of it and +start doing itself. + +“Oh, why don’t we have a night off?” said Hermione +brightly, as a silver-tailed Weasley rocket zoomed past +the window. “After all, the Easter holidays start on +Friday, we’ll have plenty of time then...” + +“Are you feeling all right?” Ron asked, staring at her +in disbelief. + +“Now you mention it,” said Hermione happily, “d’you +know ... I think I’m feeling a bit ... rebellious.” + +Harry could still hear the distant bangs of escaped +firecrackers when he and Ron went up to bed an hour + +Page | 809Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +later, and as he got undressed a sparkler floated past +the tower, still resolutely spelling out the word POO. + +He got into bed, yawning. With his glasses off, the +occasional fire-work still passing the window became +blurred, looking like sparkling clouds, beautiful and +mysterious against the black sky. He turned onto his +side, wondering how Umbridge was feeling about her +first day in Dumbledore’s job, and how Fudge would +react when he heard that the school had spent most +of the day in a state of advanced disruption... Smiling +to himself, he closed his eyes... + +The whizzes and bangs of escaped fireworks in the +grounds seemed to be growing more distant ... or +perhaps he, Harry, was simply speeding away from +them... + +He had fallen right into the corridor leading to the +Department of Mysteries. He was speeding toward the +plain black door... Let it open... Let it open... + +It did. He was inside the circular room lined with +doors... He crossed it, placed his hand upon an +identical door, and it swung inward... + +Now he was in a long, rectangular room full of an odd, +mechanical clicking. There were dancing flecks of +light on the walls but he did not pause to +investigate... He had to go on... + +There was a door at the far end... It too opened at his +touch... + +And now he was in a dimly lit room as high and wide +as a church, full of nothing but rows and rows of +towering shelves, each laden with small, dusty, spun- +glass spheres... Now Harry’s heart was beating fast +with excitement... He knew where to go... He ran +Page | 810Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +forward, but his footsteps made no noise in the +enormous, deserted room... + +There was something in this room he wanted very, +very much... + +Something he wanted... or somebody else wanted... + +His scar was hurting. . . + +BANG! Harry awoke instantly, confused and angry. +The dark dormitory was full of the sound of laughter. + +“Cool!” said Seamus, who was silhouetted against the +window. + +“I think one of those Catherine wheels hit a rocket +and it’s like they mated, come and see!” + +Harry heard Ron and Dean scramble out of bed for a +better look. He lay quite still and silent while the pain +in his scar subsided and disappointment washed over +him. He felt as though a wonderful treat had been +snatched from him at the very last moment... He had +got so close that time... + +Glittering, pink-and-silver winged piglets were now +soaring past the windows of Gryffindor Tower. Harry +lay and listened to the appreciative whoops of +Gryffindors in the dormitories below them. His +stomach gave a sickening jolt as he remembered that +he had Occlumency the following evening. . . + +Harry spent the whole of the next day dreading what +Snape was going to say if he found out how much +farther into the Department of Mysteries he had +penetrated during his last dream. With a surge of +guilt he realized that he had not practiced +Occlumency once since their last lesson: There had +Page | 811Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +been too much going on since Dumbledore had left. + +He was sure he would not have been able to empty +his mind even if he had tried. He doubted, however, +whether Snape would accept that excuse... + +He attempted a little last-minute practice during +classes that day, but it was no good, Hermione kept +asking him what was wrong whenever he fell silent +trying to rid himself of all thought and emotion and, +after all, the best moment to empty his brain was not +while teachers were firing review questions at the +class. + +Resigned to the worst, he set off for Snape ’s office +after dinner. Halfway across the entrance hall, +however, Cho came hurrying up to him. + +“Over here,” said Harry, glad of a reason to postpone +his meeting with Snape and beckoning her across to +the corner of the entrance hall where the giant +hourglasses stood. Gryffindor’s was now almost +empty. “Are you okay? Umbridge hasn’t been asking +you about the D.A., has she?” + +“Oh no,” said Cho hurriedly. “No, it was only ... Well, I +just wanted to say ... Harry, I never dreamed Marietta +would tell...” + +“Yeah, well,” said Harry moodily. He did feel Cho +might have chosen her friends a bit more carefully. It +was small consolation that the last he had heard, +Marietta was still up in the hospital wing and Madam +Pomfrey had not been able to make the slightest +improvement to her pimples. + +“She’s a lovely person really,” said Cho. “She just +made a mistake — ” + + + +Harry looked at her incredulously. + +Page | 812Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A lovely person who made a mistake? She sold us all +out, including you!” + +“Well ... we all got away, didn’t we?” said Cho +pleadingly. “You know, her mum works for the +Ministry, it’s really difficult for her — ” + +“Ron’s dad works for the Ministry too!” Harry said +furiously. “And in case you hadn’t noticed, he hasn’t +got ‘sneak’ written across his face — ” + +“That was a really horrible trick of Hermione +Granger’s,” said Cho fiercely. “She should have told +us she’d jinxed that list — ” + +“I think it was a brilliant idea,” said Harry coldly. Cho +flushed and her eyes grew brighter. + +“Oh yes, I forgot — of course, if it was darling +Hermione’s idea — ” + +“Don’t start crying again,” said Harry warningly. + +“I wasn’t going to!” she shouted. + +“Yeah ... well ... good,” he said. “I’ve got enough to +cope with at the moment.” + +“Go and cope with it then!” she said furiously, turning +on her heel and stalking off. + +Fuming, Harry descended the stairs to Snape’s +dungeon, and though he knew from experience how +much easier it would be for Snape to penetrate his +mind if he arrived angry and resentful, he succeeded +in nothing but thinking of a few more good things he +should have said to Cho about Marietta before +reaching the dungeon door. + + + +Page | 813Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re late, Potter,” said Snape coldly, as Harry +closed the door behind him. + +Snape was standing with his back to Harry, removing, +as usual, certain of his thoughts and placing them +carefully in Dumbledore’s Pensieve. He dropped the +last silvery strand into the stone basin and turned to +face Harry. + +“So,” he said. “Have you been practicing?” + +“Yes,” Harry lied, looking carefully at one of the legs of +Snape’s desk. + +“Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape +smoothly. “Wand out, Potter.” + +Harry moved into his usual position, facing Snape +with the desk between them. His heart was pumping +fast with anger at Cho and anxiety about how much +Snape was about to extract from his mind. + +“On the count of three then,” said Snape lazily. “One +— two — ” + +Snape’s office door banged open and Draco Malfoy +sped in. + +“Professor Snape, sir — oh — sorry — ” + +Malfoy was looking at Snape and Harry in some +surprise. + +“It’s all right, Draco,” said Snape, lowering his wand. +“Potter is here for a little Remedial Potions.” + +Harry had not seen Malfoy look so gleeful since +Umbridge had turned up to inspect Hagrid. + + + +Page | 814Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t know,” he said, leering at Harry, who knew +his face was burning. He would have given a great +deal to be able to shout the truth at Malfoy — or, even +better, to hit him with a good curse. + +“Well, Draco, what is it?” asked Snape. + +“It’s Professor Umbridge, sir — she needs your help,” +said Malfoy. “They’ve found Montague, sir. He’s +turned up jammed inside a toilet on the fourth floor.” + +“How did he get in there?” demanded Snape. + +“I don’t know, sir, he’s a bit confused...” + +“Very well, very well — Potter,” said Snape, “we shall +resume this lesson tomorrow evening instead.” + +He turned and swept from his office. Malfoy mouthed +“Remedial Potions?” at Harry behind Snape ’s back +before following him. + +Seething, Harry replaced his wand inside his robes +and made to leave the room. At least he had twenty- +four more hours in which to practice; he knew he +ought to feel grateful for the narrow escape, though it +was hard that it came at the expense of Malfoy telling +the whole school that he needed Remedial Potions... + +He was at the office door when he saw it: a patch of +shivering light dancing on the door frame. He +stopped, looking at it, reminded of something... Then +he remembered: It was a little like the lights he had +seen in his dream last night, the lights in the second +room he had walked through on his journey through +the Department of Mysteries. + +He turned around. The light was coming from the +Pensieve sitting on Snape ’s desk. The silver- white + +Page | 815Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +contents were ebbing and swirling within. Snape’s +thoughts . . . things he did not want Harry to see if he +broke through Snape’s defenses accidentally... + +Harry gazed at the Pensieve, curiosity welling inside +him... What was it that Snape was so keen to hide +from Harry? + +The silvery lights shivered on the wall... Harry took +two steps toward the desk, thinking hard. Could it +possibly be information about the Department of +Mysteries that Snape was determined to keep from +him? + +Harry looked over his shoulder, his heart now +pumping harder and faster than ever. How long would +it take Snape to release Montague from the toilet? +Would he come straight back to his office afterward, +or accompany Montague to the hospital wing? Surely +the latter . . . Montague was Captain of the Slytherin +Quidditch team, Snape would want to make sure he +was all right... + +Harry walked the remaining few feet to the Pensieve +and stood over it, gazing into its depths. He hesitated, +listening, then pulled out his wand again. The office +and the corridor beyond were completely silent. He +gave the contents of the Pensieve a small prod with +the end of his wand. + +The silvery stuff within began to swirl very fast. Harry +leaned forward over it and saw that it had become +transparent. He was, once again, looking down into a +room as though through a circular window in the +ceiling... In fact, unless he was much mistaken, he +was looking down upon the Great Hall... + +His breath was actually fogging the surface of Snape’s +thoughts... His brain seemed to be in limbo... It would + +Page | 816Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +be insane to do the thing that he was so strongly +tempted to do... He was trembling... Snape could be +back at any moment ... but Harry thought of Cho’s +anger, of Malfoy’s jeering face, and a reckless daring +seized him. + +He took a great gulp of breath and plunged his face +into the surface of Snape’s thoughts. At once, the +floor of the office lurched, tipping Harry headfirst into +the Pensieve... + +He was falling through cold blackness, spinning +furiously as he went, and then — + +He was standing in the middle of the Great Hall, but +the four House tables were gone. Instead there were +more than a hundred smaller tables, all facing the +same way, at each of which sat a student, head bent +low, scribbling on a roll of parchment. The only sound +was the scratching of quills and the occasional rustle +as somebody adjusted their parchment. It was clearly +exam time. + +Sunshine was streaming through the high windows +onto the bent heads, which shone chestnut and +copper and gold in the bright light. Harry looked +around carefully. Snape had to be here somewhere... +This was his memory. . . + +And there he was, at a table right behind Harry. + +Harry stared. Snape-the-teenager had a stringy, pallid +look about him, like a plant kept in the dark. His hair +was lank and greasy and was flopping onto the table, +his hooked nose barely half an inch from the surface +of the parchment as he scribbled. Harry moved +around behind Snape and read the heading of the +examination paper: + +DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS — + +Page | 817Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ORDINARY WIZARDING LEVEL + + + +So Snape had to be fifteen or sixteen, around Harry’s +own age. His hand was flying across the parchment; +he had written at least a foot more than his closest +neighbors, and yet his writing was minuscule and +cramped. + +“Five more minutes!” + +The voice made Harry jump; turning, he saw the top +of Professor Flitwick’s head moving between the desks +a short distance away. Professor Flitwick was walking +past a boy with untidy black hair . . . very untidy black +hair. . . + +Harry moved so quickly that, had he been solid, he +would have knocked desks flying. Instead he seemed +to slide, dreamlike, across two aisles and up a third. +The back of the black-haired boy’s head drew nearer +and nearer. . . He was straightening up now, putting +down his quill, pulling his roll of parchment toward +him so as to reread what he had written... + +Harry stopped in front of the desk and gazed down at +his fifteen-year- old father. + +Excitement exploded in the pit of his stomach: It was +as though he was looking at himself but with +deliberate mistakes. James’s eyes were hazel, his +nose was slightly longer than Harry’s, and there was +no scar on his forehead, but they had the same thin +face, same mouth, same eyebrows. James’s hair +stuck up at the back exactly as Harry’s did, his hands +could have been Harry’s, and Harry could tell that +when James stood up, they would be within an inch +of each other’s heights. + + + +Page | 818Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +James yawned hugely and rumpled up his hair, +making it even messier than it had been. Then, with a +glance toward Professor Flitwick, he turned in his +seat and grinned at a boy sitting four seats behind +him. + +With another shock of excitement, Harry saw Sirius +give James the thumbs-up. Sirius was lounging in his +chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was +very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with +a sort of casual elegance neither James’s nor Harry’s +could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind +him was eyeing him hopefully, though he didn’t seem +to have noticed. And two seats along from this girl — +Harry’s stomach gave another pleasurable squirm — +was Remus Lupin. He looked rather pale and peaky +(was the full moon approaching?) and was absorbed +in the exam: As he reread his answers he scratched +his chin with the end of his quill, frowning slightly. + +So that meant Wormtail had to be around here +somewhere too . . . and sure enough, Harry spotted +him within seconds: a small, mousy-haired boy with a +pointed nose. Wormtail looked anxious; he was +chewing his fingernails, staring down at his paper, +scuffing the ground with his toes. Every now and then +he glanced hopefully at his neighbor’s paper. Harry +stared at Wormtail for a moment, then back at +James, who was now doodling on a bit of scrap +parchment. He had drawn a Snitch and was now +tracing the letters L. E. What did they stand for? + +“Quills down, please!” squeaked Professor Flitwick. +“That means you too, Stebbins! Please remain seated +while I collect your parchment! Acciol” + +More than a hundred rolls of parchment zoomed into +the air and into Professor Flitwick’s outstretched +arms, knocking him backward off his feet. Several + +Page | 819Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +people laughed. A couple of students at the front +desks got up, took hold of Professor Flitwick beneath +the elbows, and lifted him onto his feet again. + +“Thank you ... thank you,” panted Professor Flitwick. +“Very well, everybody, you’re free to go!” + +Harry looked down at his father, who had hastily +crossed out the L. E. he had been embellishing, +jumped to his feet, stuffed his quill and the exam +question paper into his bag, which he slung over his +back, and stood waiting for Sirius to join him. + +Harry looked around and glimpsed Snape a short way +away, moving between the tables toward the doors +into the entrance hall, still absorbed in his own +examination paper. Round-shouldered yet angular, he +walked in a twitchy manner that recalled a spider, his +oily hair swinging about his face. + +A gang of chattering girls separated Snape from +James and Sirius, and by planting himself in the +midst of this group, Harry managed to keep Snape in +sight while straining his ears to catch the voices of +James and his friends. + +“Did you like question ten, Moony?” asked Sirius as +they emerged into the entrance hall. + +“Loved it,” said Lupin briskly. “ ‘Give five signs that +identify the werewolf.’ Excellent question.” + +“D’you think you managed to get all the signs?” said +James in tones of mock concern. + +“Think I did,” said Lupin seriously, as they joined the +crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get +out into the sunlit grounds. “One: He’s sitting on my + + + +Page | 820Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +chair. Two: He’s wearing my clothes. Three: His +name’s Remus Lupin ...” + + + +Wormtail was the only one who didn’t laugh. + +“I got the snout shape, the pupils of the eyes, and the +tufted tail,” he said anxiously, “but I couldn’t think +what else — ” + +“How thick are you, Wormtail?” said James +impatiently. “You run round with a werewolf once a +month — ” + +“Keep your voice down,” implored Lupin. + +Harry looked anxiously behind him again. Snape +remained close by, still buried in his examination +questions; but this was Snape’s memory, and Harry +was sure that if Snape chose to wander off in a +different direction once outside in the grounds, he, +Harry, would not be able to follow James any farther. +To his intense relief, however, when James and his +three friends strode off down the lawn toward the +lake, Snape followed, still poring over the paper and +apparently with no fixed idea of where he was going. +By jogging a little ahead of him, Harry managed to +maintain a close watch on James and the others. + +“Well, I thought that paper was a piece of cake,” he +heard Sirius say. “I’ll be surprised if I don’t get +Outstanding on it at least.” + +“Me too,” said James. He put his hand in his pocket +and took out a struggling Golden Snitch. + +“Where ’d you get that?” + +“Nicked it,” said James casually. He started playing +with the Snitch, allowing it to fly as much as a foot + +Page | 821Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +away and seizing it again; his reflexes were excellent. +Wormtail watched him in awe. + +They stopped in the shade of the very same beech tree +on the edge of the lake where Harry, Ron, and +Hermione had spent a Sunday finishing their +homework, and threw themselves down on the grass. + +Harry looked over his shoulder yet again and saw, to +his delight, that Snape had settled himself on the +grass in the dense shadows of a clump of bushes. He +was as deeply immersed in the O.W.L. paper as ever, +which left Harry free to sit down on the grass between +the beech and the bushes and watch the foursome +under the tree. + +The sunlight was dazzling on the smooth surface of +the lake, on the bank of which the group of laughing +girls who had just left the Great Hall were sitting with +shoes and socks off, cooling their feet in the water. + +Lupin had pulled out a book and was reading. Sirius +stared around at the students milling over the grass, +looking rather haughty and bored, but very +handsomely so. James was still playing with the +Snitch, letting it zoom farther and farther away, +almost escaping but always grabbed at the last +second. Wormtail was watching him with his mouth +open. Every time James made a particularly difficult +catch, Wormtail gasped and applauded. After five +minutes of this, Harry wondered why James didn’t +tell Wormtail to get a grip on himself, but James +seemed to be enjoying the attention. Harry noticed his +father had a habit of rumpling up his hair as though +to make sure it did not get too tidy, and also that he +kept looking over at the girls by the water’s edge. + +“Put that away, will you?” said Sirius finally, as +James made a fine catch and Wormtail let out a + +Page | 822Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cheer. “Before Wormtail wets himself from +excitement.” + +Wormtail turned slightly pink but James grinned. + +“If it bothers you,” he said, stuffing the Snitch back in +his pocket. Harry had the distinct impression that +Sirius was the only one for whom James would have +stopped showing off. + +“I’m bored,” said Sirius. “Wish it was full moon.” + +“You might,” said Lupin darkly from behind his book. +“We’ve still got Transfiguration, if you’re bored you +could test me... Here.” He held out his book. + +Sirius snorted. “I don’t need to look at that rubbish, I +know it all.” + +“This’ll liven you up, Padfoot,” said James quietly. +“Look who it is...” + +Sirius’s head turned. He had become very still, like a +dog that has scented a rabbit. + +“Excellent,” he said softly. “ Snivellus.” + +Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at. + +Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the +O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the +shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, +Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail +remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his +book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint +frown line had appeared between his eyebrows. +Wormtail was looking from Sirius and James to +Snape with a look of avid anticipation on his face. + + + +Page | 823Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All right, Snivellus?” said James loudly. + + + +Snape reacted so fast it was as though he had been +expecting an attack: Dropping his bag, he plunged his +hand inside his robes, and his wand was halfway into +the air when James shouted, “ ExpelliarmusV’ + +Snape ’s wand flew twelve feet into the air and fell with +a little thud in the grass behind him. Sirius let out a +bark of laughter. + +“ Impedimental ” he said, pointing his wand at Snape, +who was knocked off his feet, halfway through a dive +toward his own fallen wand. + +Students all around had turned to watch. Some of +them had gotten to their feet and were edging nearer +to watch. Some looked apprehensive, others +entertained. + +Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius +advanced on him, wands up, James glancing over his +shoulder at the girls at the water’s edge as he went. +Wormtail was on his feet now, watching hungrily, +edging around Lupin to get a clearer view. + +“How’d the exam go, Snivelly?” said James. + +“I was watching him, his nose was touching the +parchment,” said Sirius viciously. “There’ll be great +grease marks all over it, they won’t be able to read a +word.” + +Several people watching laughed; Snape was clearly +unpopular. Wormtail sniggered shrilly. Snape was +trying to get up, but the jinx was still operating on +him; he was struggling, as though bound by invisible +ropes. + +Page | 824Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You — wait,” he panted, staring up at James with an +expression of purest loathing. “You — wait...” + +“Wait for what?” said Sirius coolly. “What’re you going +to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?” + +Snape let out a stream of mixed swearwords and +hexes, but his wand being ten feet away nothing +happened. + +“Wash out your mouth,” said James coldly. + +“ Scourgifyl” + +Pink soap bubbles streamed from Snape’s mouth at +once; the froth was covering his lips, making him gag, +choking him — + +“Leave him ALONE!” + +James and Sirius looked around. James’s free hand +jumped to his hair again. + +It was one of the girls from the lake edge. She had +thick, dark red hair that fell to her shoulders and +startlingly green almond-shaped eyes — Harry’s eyes. + +Harry’s mother ... + +“All right, Evans?” said James, and the tone of his +voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature. + +“Leave him alone,” Lily repeated. She was looking at +James with every sign of great dislike. “What’s he +done to you?” + +“Well,” said James, appearing to deliberate the point, +“it’s more the fact that he exists, if you know what I +mean...” + + + +Page | 825Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Many of the surrounding watchers laughed, Sirius +and Wormtail included, but Lupin, still apparently +intent on his book, didn’t, and neither did Lily. + +“You think you’re funny,” she said coldly. “But you’re +just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him +alone.” + +“I will if you go out with me, Evans,” said James +quickly. “Go on ... Go out with me, and I’ll never lay a +wand on old Snivelly again.” + +Behind him, the Impediment Jinx was wearing off. +Snape was beginning to inch toward his fallen wand, +spitting out soapsuds as he crawled. + +“I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between +you and the giant squid,” said Lily. + +“Bad luck, Prongs,” said Sirius briskly, turning back +to Snape. “OY!” + +But too late; Snape had directed his wand straight at +James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared +on the side of James’s face, spattering his robes with +blood. James whirled about; a second flash of light +later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his +robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs +and a pair of graying underpants. + +Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. +Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. + +Lily, whose furious expression had twitched for an +instant as though she was going to smile, said, “Let +him down!” + +“Certainly,” said James and he jerked his wand +upward. Snape fell into a crumpled heap on the + +Page | 826Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ground. Disentangling himself from his robes, he got +quickly to his feet, wand up, but Sirius said, + +“Petrificus Totalusl” and Snape keeled over again at +once, rigid as a board. + +“LEAVE HIM ALONE!” Lily shouted. She had her own +wand out now. James and Sirius eyed it warily. + +“Ah, Evans, don’t make me hex you,” said James +earnestly. + +“Take the curse off him, then!” + +James sighed deeply, then turned to Snape and +muttered the countercurse. + +“There you go,” he said, as Snape struggled to his feet +again, “you’re lucky Evans was here, Snivellus — ” + +“I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like +her!” + +Lily blinked. “Fine,” she said coolly. “I won’t bother in +future. And I’d wash your pants if I were you, +Snivellus.” + +“Apologize to Evans!” James roared at Snape, his +wand pointed threateningly at him. + +“I don’t want you to make him apologize,” Lily +shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as he +is...” + +“What?” yelped James. “I’d NEVER call you a — you- +know-what!” + +“Messing up your hair because you think it looks cool +to look like you’ve just got off your broomstick, +showing off with that stupid Snitch, walking down + +Page | 827Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just +because you can — I’m surprised your broomstick +can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You +make me SICK.” + +She turned on her heel and hurried away. + +“Evans!” James shouted after her, “Hey, EVANS!” + +But she didn’t look back. + +“What is it with her?” said James, trying and failing to +look as though this was a throwaway question of no +real importance to him. + +“Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re +a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius. + +“Right,” said James, who looked furious now, “right — + + + +There was another flash of light, and Snape was once +again hanging upside down in the air. + +“Who wants to see me take off Snivelly’s pants?” + +But whether James really did take off Snape’s pants, +Harry never found out. A hand had closed tight over +his upper arm, closed with a pincerlike grip. Wincing, +Harry looked around to see who had hold of him, and +saw, with a thrill of horror, a fully grown, adult-sized +Snape standing right beside him, white with rage. + +“Having fun?” + +Harry felt himself rising into the air. The summer’s +day evaporated around him, he was floating upward +through icy blackness, Snape’s hand still tight upon +his upper arm. Then, with a swooping feeling as + +Page | 828Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +though he had turned head over heels in midair, his +feet hit the stone floor of Snape’s dungeon, and he +was standing again beside the Pensieve on Snape’s +desk in the shadowy, present-day Potions master’s +study. + +“So,” said Snape, gripping Harry’s arm so tightly +Harry’s hand was starting to feel numb. “So ... been +enjoying yourself, Potter?” + +“N-no ...” said Harry, trying to free his arm. + +It was scary: Snape’s lips were shaking, his face was +white, his teeth were bared. + +“Amusing man, your father, wasn’t he?” said Snape, +shaking Harry so hard that his glasses slipped down +his nose. + +“I — didn’t — ” + +Snape threw Harry from him with all his might. Harry +fell hard onto the dungeon floor. + +“You will not tell anybody what you saw!” Snape +bellowed. + +“No,” said Harry, getting to his feet as far from Snape +as he could. “No, of course I w — ” + +“Get out, get out, I don’t want to see you in this office +ever again!” + +And as Harry hurtled toward the door, ajar of dead +cockroaches exploded over his head. He wrenched the +door open and flew away up the corridor, stopping +only when he had put three floors between himself +and Snape. There he leaned against the wall, panting, +and rubbing his bruised arm. + +Page | 829Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had no desire at all to return to Gryffindor Tower +so early, nor to tell Ron and Hermione what he had +just seen. What was making Harry feel so horrified +and unhappy was not being shouted at or having jars +thrown at him — it was that he knew how it felt to be +humiliated in the middle of a circle of onlookers, knew +exactly how Snape had felt as his father had taunted +him, and that judging from what he had just seen, his +father had been every bit as arrogant as Snape had +always told him. + + + +Page | 830Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +CAREER ADVICE + +“But why haven’t you got Occlumency lessons +anymore?” said Hermione, frowning. + +“I’ve told you,” Harry muttered. “Snape reckons I can +carry on by myself now I’ve got the basics...” + +“So you’ve stopped having funny dreams?” said +Hermione skeptically. + +“Pretty much,” said Harry, not looking at her. + +“Well, I don’t think Snape should stop until you’re +absolutely sure you can control them!” said Hermione +indignantly. “Harry, I think you should go back to +him and ask — ” + +“No,” said Harry forcefully. “Just drop it, Hermione, +okay?” + +It was the first day of the Easter holidays and +Hermione, as was her custom, had spent a large part +of the day drawing up study schedules for the three of + +Page | 831Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +them. Harry and Ron had let her do it — it was easier +than arguing with her and, in any case, they might +come in useful. + +Ron had been startled to discover that there were only +six weeks left until their exams. + +“How can that come as a shock?” Hermione +demanded, as she tapped each little square on Ron’s +schedule with her wand so that it flashed a different +color according to its subject. + +“I dunno ...” said Ron, “there’s been a lot going on...” + +“Well, there you are,” she said, handing him his +schedule, “if you follow that you should do fine.” + +Ron looked down it gloomily, but then brightened. + +“You’ve given me an evening off every week!” + +“That’s for Quidditch practice,” said Hermione. + +The smile faded from Ron’s face. + +“What’s the point?” he said. “We’ve got about as much +chance of winning the Quidditch Cup this year as +Dad’s got of becoming Minister of Magic...” + +Hermione said nothing. She was looking at Harry, +who was staring blankly at the opposite wall of the +common room while Crookshanks pawed at his hand, +trying to get his ears scratched. + +“What’s wrong, Harry?” + +“What?” he said quickly. “Nothing ...” + + + +Page | 832Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He seized his copy of Defensive Magical Theory and +pretended to be looking something up in the index. +Crookshanks gave him up as a bad job and slunk +away under Hermione’s chair. + +“I saw Cho earlier,” said Hermione tentatively, “and +she looked really miserable too... Have you two had a +row again?” + +“Wha — oh yeah, we have,” said Harry, seizing +gratefully on the excuse. + +“What about?” + +“That sneak friend of hers, Marietta,” said Harry. + +“Yeah, well, I don’t blame you!” said Ron angrily, +setting down his study schedule. “If it hadn’t been for +her ...” + +Ron went into a rant about Marietta Edgecombe, +which Harry found helpful. All he had to do was look +angry, nod, and say “yeah” and “that’s right” +whenever Ron drew breath, leaving his mind free to +dwell, ever more miserably, on what he had seen in +the Pensieve. + +He felt as though the memory of it was eating him +from inside. He had been so sure that his parents had +been wonderful people that he never had the slightest +difficulty in disbelieving Snape’s aspersions on his +father’s character. Hadn’t people like Hagrid and +Sirius told Harry how wonderful his father had been? + +( Yeah, well, look what Sirius was like himself, said a +nagging voice inside Harry’s head... He was as bad, +wasn’t he?) Yes, he had once overheard Professor +McGonagall saying that his father and Sirius had +been troublemakers at school, but she had described +them as forerunners of the Weasley twins, and Harry +Page | 833Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could not imagine Fred and George dangling someone +upside down for the fun of it ... not unless they really +loathed them . . . Perhaps Malfoy, or somebody who +really deserved it . . . + +Harry tried to make a case for Snape having deserved +what he had suffered at James’s hands — but hadn’t +Lily asked, “What’s he done to you?” And hadn’t +James replied, “It’s more the fact that he exists, if you +know what I mean?” Hadn’t James started it all +simply because Sirius said he was bored? Harry +remembered Lupin saying back in Grimmauld Place +that Dumbledore had made him prefect in the hope +that he would be able to exercise some control over +James and Sirius... But in the Pensieve, he had sat +there and let it all happen... + +Harry reminded himself that Lily had intervened; his +mother had been decent, yet the memory of the look +on her face as she had shouted at James disturbed +him quite as much as anything else. She had clearly +loathed James and Harry simply could not +understand how they could have ended up married. +Once or twice he even wondered whether James had +forced her into it... + +For nearly five years the thought of his father had +been a source of comfort, of inspiration. Whenever +someone had told him he was like James he had +glowed with pride inside. And now ... now he felt cold +and miserable at the thought of him. + +The weather grew breezier, brighter, and warmer as +the holidays passed, but Harry was stuck with the +rest of the fifth and seventh years, who were all +trapped inside, traipsing back and forth to the library. +Harry pretended that his bad mood had no other +cause but the approaching exams, and as his fellow + + + +Page | 834Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Gryffindors were sick of studying themselves, his +excuse went unchallenged. + +“Harry, I’m talking to you, can you hear me?” + +“Huh?” + +He looked around. Ginny Weasley, looking very +windswept, had joined him at the library table where +he had been sitting alone. It was late on Sunday +evening; Hermione had gone back to Gryffindor Tower +to review Ancient Runes; Ron had Quidditch practice. + +“Oh hi,” said Harry, pulling his books back toward +him. “How come you’re not at practice?” + +“It’s over,” said Ginny. “Ron had to take Jack Sloper +up to the hospital wing.” + +“Why?” + +“Well, we’re not sure, but we think he knocked himself +out with his own bat.” She sighed heavily. “Anyway ... +a package just arrived, it’s only just got through +Umbridge’s new screening process...” + +She hoisted a box wrapped in brown paper onto the +table; it had clearly been unwrapped and carelessly +rewrapped, and there was a scribbled note across it in +red ink, reading INSPECTED AND PASSED BY THE +HOGWARTS HIGH INQUISITOR. + +“It’s Easter eggs from Mum,” said Ginny. “There’s one +for you... There you go...” + +She handed him a handsome chocolate egg decorated +with small, iced Snitches and, according to the +packaging, containing a bag of Fizzing Whizbees. + + + +Page | 835Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked at it for a moment, then, to his horror, +felt a hard lump rise in his throat. + + + +“Are you okay, Harry?” asked Ginny quietly. + +“Yeah, I’m fine,” said Harry gruffly. The lump in his +throat was painful. He did not understand why an +Easter egg should have made him feel like this. + +“You seem really down lately,” Ginny persisted. “You +know, I’m sure if you just talked to Cho ...” + +“It’s not Cho I want to talk to,” said Harry brusquely. + +“Who is it, then?” asked Ginny. + + + +He glanced around to make quite sure that nobody +was listening; Madam Pince was several shelves away, +stamping out a pile of books for a frantic-looking +Hannah Abbott. + +“I wish I could talk to Sirius,” he muttered. “But I +know I can’t.” + +More to give himself something to do than because he +really wanted any, Harry unwrapped his Easter egg, +broke off a large bit, and put it into his mouth. + +“Well,” said Ginny slowly, helping herself to a bit of +egg too, “if you really want to talk to Sirius, I expect +we could think of a way to do it...” + +“Come on,” said Harry hopelessly. “With Umbridge +policing the fires and reading all our mail?” + +“The thing about growing up with Fred and George,” +said Ginny thoughtfully, “is that you sort of start + +Page | 836Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough +nerve.” + +Harry looked at her. Perhaps it was the effect of the +chocolate — Lupin had always advised eating some +after encounters with dementors — or simply because +he had finally spoken aloud the wish that had been +burning inside him for a week, but he felt a bit more +hopeful... + +“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?” + +“Oh damn,” whispered Ginny, jumping to her feet. “I +forgot—” + +Madam Pince was swooping down upon them, her +shriveled face contorted with rage. + +“ Chocolate in the library\” she screamed. “Out — out +— OUT!” + +And whipping out her wand, she caused Harry’s +books, bag, and ink bottle to chase him and Ginny +from the library, whacking them repeatedly over the +head as they ran. + +As though to underline the importance of their +upcoming examinations, a batch of pamphlets, +leaflets, and notices concerning various Wizarding +careers appeared on the tables in Gryffindor Tower +shortly before the end of the holidays, along with yet +another notice on the board, which read: + +CAREER ADVICE + +All fifth years will be required to attend a short +meeting with their Head of House during the first +week of the Summer term, in which they will be given + + + +Page | 837Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the opportunity to discuss their future careers. Times +of individual appointments are listed below. + + + +Harry looked down the list and found that he was +expected in Professor McGonagall’s office at half-past +two on Monday, which would mean missing most of +Divination. He and the other fifth years spent a +considerable part of the final weekend of the Easter +break reading all the career information that had +been left there for their perusal. + +“Well, I don’t fancy Healing,” said Ron on the last +evening of the holidays. He was immersed in a leaflet +that carried the crossed bone-and-wand emblem of +St. Mungo’s on its front. “It says here you need at +least an E at N.E.W.T. level in Potions, Herbology, +Transfiguration, Charms, and Defense Against the +Dark Arts. I mean ... blimey... Don’t want much, do +they?” + +“Well, it’s a very responsible job, isn’t it?” said +Hermione absently. She was poring over a bright +pink-and-orange leaflet that was headed SO YOU +THINK YOU’D LIKE TO WORK IN MUGGLE +RELATIONS? “You don’t seem to need many +qualifications to liaise with Muggles... All they want is +an O.W.L. in Muggle Studies... ‘Much more important +is your enthusiasm, patience, and a good sense offunV + + + +“You’d need more than a good sense of fun to liaise +with my uncle,” said Harry darkly. “Good sense of +when to duck, more like ...” He was halfway through +a pamphlet on Wizard banking. “Listen to this: + +“ ‘Are you seeking a challenging career involving travel, +adventure, and substantial, danger-related treasure +bonuses? Then consider a position with Gringotts +Wizarding Bank, who are currently recruiting Curse- + +P a g e | 838Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Breakers for thrilling opportunities abroad...’ They +want Arithmancy, though... You could do it, +Hermione!” + +“I don’t much fancy banking,” said Hermione vaguely, +now immersed in HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES +TO TRAIN SECURITY TROLLS? + +“Hey,” said a voice in Harry’s ear. He looked around; +Fred and George had come to join them. “Ginny’s had +a word with us about you,” said Fred, stretching out +his legs on the table in front of them and causing +several booklets on careers with the Ministry of Magic +to slide off onto the floor. “She says you need to talk +to Sirius?” + +“What?” said Hermione sharply, freezing with her +hand halfway toward picking up MAKE A BANG AT +THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL ACCIDENTS AND +CATASTROPHES. + +“Yeah ...” said Harry, trying to sound casual, “yeah, I +thought I’d like — ” + +“Don’t be so ridiculous,” said Hermione, straightening +up and looking at him as though she could not +believe her eyes. “With Umbridge groping around in +the fires and frisking all the owls?” + +“Well, we think we can find a way around that,” said +George, stretching and smiling. “It’s a simple matter +of causing a diversion. Now, you might have noticed +that we have been rather quiet on the mayhem front +during the Easter holidays?” + +“What was the point, we asked ourselves, of +disrupting leisure time?” continued Fred. “No point at +all, we answered ourselves. And of course, we’d have + + + +Page | 839Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +messed up people’s studying too, which would be the +very last thing we’d want to do.” + +He gave Hermione a sanctimonious little nod. She +looked rather taken aback by this thoughtfulness. + +“But it’s business as usual from tomorrow,” Fred +continued briskly. “And if we’re going to be causing a +bit of uproar, why not do it so that Harry can have his +chat with Sirius?” + +“Yes, but still,” said Hermione with an air of +explaining something very simple to somebody very +obtuse, “even if you do cause a diversion, how is +Harry supposed to talk to him?” + +“Umbridge’s office,” said Harry quietly. + +He had been thinking about it for a fortnight and +could think of no alternative; Umbridge herself had +told him that the only fire that was not being watched +was her own. + +“Are — you — insane?” said Hermione in a hushed +voice. + +Ron had lowered his leaflet on jobs in the cultivated +fungus trade and was watching the conversation +warily. + +“I don’t think so,” said Harry, shrugging. + +“And how are you going to get in there in the first +place?” + +Harry was ready for this question. + +“Sirius’s knife,” he said. + + + +Page | 840Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Excuse me?” + + + +“Christmas before last Sirius gave me a knife that’ll +open any lock,” said Harry. “So even if she’s +bewitched the door so Alohomora won’t work, which I +bet she has — ” + +“What do you think about this?” Hermione demanded +of Ron, and Harry was reminded irresistibly of Mrs. +Weasley appealing to her husband during Harry’s first +dinner in Grimmauld Place. + +“I dunno,” said Ron, looking alarmed at being asked +to give an opinion. “If Harry wants to do it, it’s up to +him, isn’t it?” + +“Spoken like a true friend and Weasley,” said Fred, +clapping Ron hard on the back. “Right, then. We’re +thinking of doing it tomorrow, just after lessons, +because it should cause maximum impact if +everybody’s in the corridors — Harry, we’ll set it off in +the east wing somewhere, draw her right away from +her own office — I reckon we should be able to +guarantee you, what, twenty minutes?” he said, +looking at George. + +“Easy,” said George. + +“What sort of diversion is it?” asked Ron. + +“You’ll see, little bro,” said Fred, as he and George got +up again. “At least, you will if you trot along to +Gregory the Smarmy’s corridor round about five +o’clock tomorrow.” + +Harry awoke very early the next day, feeling almost as +anxious as he had done on the morning of his hearing +at the Ministry of Magic. It was not only the prospect +of breaking into Umbridge’s office and using her fire + +Page | 841Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to speak to Sirius that was making him feel nervous, +though that was certainly bad enough — today also +happened to be the first time he would be in close +proximity with Snape since Snape had thrown him +out of his office, as they had Potions that day. + +After lying in bed for a while thinking about the day +ahead, Harry got up very quietly and moved across to +the window beside Neville’s bed, staring out on a truly +glorious morning. The sky was a clear, misty, +opalescent blue. Directly ahead of him, Harry could +see the towering beech tree below which his father +had once tormented Snape. He was not sure what +Sirius could possibly say to him that would make up +for what he had seen in the Pensieve, but he was +desperate to hear Sirius’s own account of what had +happened, to know of any mitigating factors there +might have been, any excuse at all for his father’s +behavior. . . + +Something caught Harry’s attention: movement on +the edge of the Forbidden Forest. Harry squinted into +the sun and saw Hagrid emerging from between the +trees. He seemed to be limping. As Harry watched, +Hagrid staggered to the door of his cabin and +disappeared inside it. Harry watched the cabin for +several minutes. Hagrid did not emerge again, but +smoke furled from the chimney, so Hagrid could not +be so badly injured that he was unequal to stoking +the fire... + +Harry turned away from the window, headed back to +his trunk, and started to dress. + +With the prospect of forcing entry into Umbridge’s +office ahead, Harry had never expected the day to be a +restful one, but he had not reckoned on Hermione’s +almost continual attempts to dissuade him from what +he was planning to do at five o’clock. For the first time +Page | 842Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ever, she was at least as inattentive to Professor +Binns in History of Magic as Harry and Ron were, +keeping up a stream of whispered admonitions that +Harry tried very hard to ignore. + +"... and if she does catch you there, apart from being +expelled, shell be able to guess you’ve been talking to +Snuffles and this time I expect she’ll force you to +drink Veritaserum and answer her questions...” + +“Hermione,” said Ron in a low and indignant voice, +“are you going to stop telling Harry off and listen to +Binns, or am I going to have to take notes instead?” + +“You take notes for a change, it won’t kill you!” + +By the time they reached the dungeons, neither Harry +nor Ron was speaking to Hermione any longer. +Undeterred, she took advantage of their silence to +maintain an uninterrupted flow of dire warnings, all +uttered under her breath in a vehement hiss that +caused Seamus to waste five whole minutes checking +his cauldron for leaks. + +Snape, meanwhile, seemed to have decided to act as +though Harry were invisible. Harry was, of course, +well used to this tactic, as it was one of Uncle +Vernon’s favorites, and on the whole was grateful he +had to suffer nothing worse. In fact, compared to +what he usually had to endure from Snape in the way +of taunts and snide remarks, he found the new +approach something of an improvement and was +pleased to find that when left well alone, he was able +to concoct an Invigoration Draught quite easily. At the +end of the lesson he scooped some of the potion into a +flask, corked it, and took it up to Snape’s desk for +marking, feeling that he might at last have scraped an +E. + + + +Page | 843Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had just turned away when he heard a smashing +noise; Malfoy gave a gleeful yell of laughter. Harry +whipped around again. His potion sample lay in +pieces on the floor, and Snape was watching him with +a look of gloating pleasure. + +“Whoops,” he said softly. “Another zero, then, Potter + + + +Harry was too incensed to speak. He strode back to +his cauldron, intending to fill another flask and force +Snape to mark it, but saw to his horror that the rest +of the contents had vanished. + +“I’m sorry!” said Hermione with her hands over her +mouth. “I’m really sorry, Harry, I thought you’d +finished, so I cleared up!” + +Harry could not bring himself to answer. When the +bell rang he hurried out of the dungeon without a +backward glance and made sure that he found +himself a seat between Neville and Seamus for lunch +so that Hermione could not start nagging him about +using Umbridge’s office again. + +He was in such a bad mood by the time that he got to +Divination that he had quite forgotten his career +appointment with Professor McGonagall, +remembering only when Ron asked him why he +wasn’t in her office. He hurtled back upstairs and +arrived out of breath, only a few minutes late. + +“Sorry, Professor,” he panted, as he closed the door. “I +forgot...” + +“No matter, Potter,” she said briskly, but as she +spoke, somebody else sniffed from the corner. Harry +looked around. + + + +Page | 844Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Umbridge was sitting there, a clipboard on +her knee, a fussy little pie-frill around her neck, and a +small, horribly smug smile on her face. + +“Sit down, Potter,” said Professor McGonagall tersely. +Her hands shook slightly as she shuffled the many +pamphlets littering her desk. + +Harry sat down with his back to Umbridge and did +his best to pretend he could not hear the scratching +of her quill on her clipboard. + +“Well, Potter, this meeting is to talk over any career +ideas you might have, and to help you decide which +subjects you should continue into sixth and seventh +years,” said Professor McGonagall. “Have you had any +thoughts about what you would like to do after you +leave Hogwarts?” + +“Er,” said Harry. + +He was finding the scratching noise from behind him +very distracting. + +“Yes?” Professor McGonagall prompted Harry. + +“Well, I thought of, maybe, being an Auror,” Harry +mumbled. + +“You’d need top grades for that,” said Professor +McGonagall, extracting a small, dark leaflet from +under the mass on her desk and opening it. “They ask +for a minimum of five N.E.W.T.s, and nothing under +‘Exceeds Expectations’ grade, I see. Then you would +be required to undergo a stringent series of character +and aptitude tests at the Auror office. It’s a difficult +career path, Potter; they only take the best. In fact, I +don’t think anybody has been taken on in the last +three years.” + +Page | 845Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At this moment Professor Umbridge gave a very tiny +cough, as though she was trying to see how quietly +she could do it. Professor McGonagall ignored her. + +“You’ll want to know which subjects you ought to +take, I suppose?” she went on, talking a little more +loudly than before. + +“Yes,” said Harry. “Defense Against the Dark Arts, I +suppose?” + +“Naturally,” said Professor McGonagall crisply. “I +would also advise — ” + +Professor Umbridge gave another cough, a little more +audible this time. Professor McGonagall closed her +eyes for a moment, opened them again, and +continued as though nothing had happened. + +“I would also advise Transfiguration, because Aurors +frequently need to Transfigure or Untransfigure in +their work. And I ought to tell you now, Potter, that I +do not accept students into my N.E.W.T. classes +unless they have achieved ‘Exceeds Expectations’ or +higher at Ordinary Wizarding Level. I’d say you’re +averaging ‘Acceptable’ at the moment, so you’ll need +to put in some good hard work before the exams to +stand a chance of continuing. Then you ought to do +Charms, always useful, and Potions. Yes, Potter, +Potions,” she added, with the merest flicker of a smile. +“Poisons and antidotes are essential study for Aurors. +And I must tell you that Professor Snape absolutely +refuses to take students who get anything other than +‘Outstanding’ in their O.W.L.s, so — ” + +Professor Umbridge gave her most pronounced cough +yet. + + + +Page | 846Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“May I offer you a cough drop, Dolores?” Professor +McGonagall asked curtly, without looking at Professor +Umbridge. + +“Oh no, thank you very much,” said Umbridge, with +that simpering laugh Harry hated so much. “I just +wondered whether I could make the teensiest +interruption, Minerva?” + +“I daresay you 11 find you can,” said Professor +McGonagall through tightly gritted teeth. + +“I was just wondering whether Mr. Potter has quite +the temperament for an Auror?” said Professor +Umbridge sweetly. + +“Were you?” said Professor McGonagall haughtily. +“Well, Potter,” she continued, as though there had +been no interruption, “if you are serious in this +ambition, I would advise you to concentrate hard on +bringing your Transfiguration and Potions up to +scratch. I see Professor Flitwick has graded you +between Acceptable’ and ‘Exceeds Expectations’ for +the last two years, so your Charm work seems +satisfactory; as for Defense Against the Dark Arts, +your marks have been generally high, Professor Lupin +in particular thought you — are you quite sure you +wouldn’t like a cough drop, Dolores?” + +“Oh, no need, thank you, Minerva,” simpered +Professor Umbridge, who had just coughed her +loudest yet. “I was just concerned that you might not +have Harry’s most recent Defense Against the Dark +Arts marks in front of you. I’m quite sure I slipped in +a note ...” + +“What, this thing?” said Professor McGonagall in a +tone of revulsion, as she pulled a sheet of pink +parchment from between the leaves of Harry’s folder. + +Page | 847Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She glanced down it, her eyebrows slightly raised, +then placed it back into the folder without comment. + +“Yes, as I was saying, Potter, Professor Lupin thought +you showed a pronounced aptitude for the subject, +and obviously for an Auror — ” + +“Did you not understand my note, Minerva?” asked +Professor Umbridge in honeyed tones, quite forgetting +to cough. + +“Of course I understood it,” said Professor +McGonagall, her teeth clenched so tightly that the +words came out a little muffled. + +“Well, then, I am confused... I’m afraid I don’t quite +understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope +that — ” + +“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still +refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has +achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the +Dark Arts tests — ” + +“I’m terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, +but as you will see from my note, Harry has been +achieving very poor results in his classes with me — ” + +“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said +Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look +Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high +marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set +by a competent teacher.” + +Professor Umbridge’s smile vanished as suddenly as a +lightbulb blowing. She sat back in her chair, turned a +sheet on her clipboard, and began scribbling very fast +indeed, her bulging eyes rolling from side to side. + + + +Page | 848Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall turned back to Harry, her thin +nostrils flared, her eyes burning. + +“Any questions, Potter?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “What sort of character and +aptitude tests do the Ministry do on you, if you get +enough N.E.W.T.s?” + +“Well, you’ll need to demonstrate the ability to react +well to pressure and so forth,” said Professor +McGonagall, “perseverance and dedication, because +Auror training takes a further three years, not to +mention very high skills in practical defense. It will +mean a lot more study even after you’ve left school, so +unless you’re prepared to — ” + +“I think you’ll also find,” said Umbridge, her voice +very cold now, “that the Ministry looks into the +records of those applying to be Aurors. Their criminal +records.” + +“ — unless you’re prepared to take even more exams +after Hogwarts, you should really look at another — ” + +“ — which means that this boy has as much chance of +becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever +returning to this school.” + +“A very good chance, then,” said Professor +McGonagall. + +“Potter has a criminal record,” said Umbridge loudly. + +“Potter has been cleared of all charges,” said Professor +McGonagall, even more loudly. + +Professor Umbridge stood up. She was so short that +this did not make a great deal of difference, but her + +Page | 849Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +fussy, simpering demeanor had given place to a hard +fury that made her broad, flabby face look oddly +sinister. + +“Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an +Auror!” + +Professor McGonagall got to her feet too, and in her +case this was a much more impressive move. She +towered over Professor Umbridge. + +“Potter,” she said in ringing tones, “I will assist you to +become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to +coach you nightly I will make sure you achieve the +required results!” + +“The Minister of Magic will never employ Harry +Potter!” said Umbridge, her voice rising furiously. + +“There may well be a new Minister of Magic by the +time Potter is ready to join!” shouted Professor +McGonagall. + +“Aha!” shrieked Professor Umbridge, pointing a +stubby finger at McGonagall. “Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Of +course! That’s what you want, isn’t it, Minerva +McGonagall? You want Cornelius Fudge replaced by +Albus Dumbledore! You think you’ll be where I am, +don’t you, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister and +headmistress to boot!” + +“You are raving,” said Professor McGonagall, superbly +disdainful. “Potter, that concludes our career +consultation.” + +Harry swung his bag over his shoulder and hurried +out of the room, not daring to look at Umbridge. He +could hear her and Professor McGonagall continuing + + + +Page | 850Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to shout at each other all the way back along the +corridor. + +Professor Umbridge was still breathing as though she +had just run a race when she strode into their +Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson that afternoon. + +“I hope you’ve thought better of what you were +planning to do, Harry,” Hermione whispered, the +moment they had opened their books to chapter +thirty- four (“Non-Retaliation and Negotiation”). +“Umbridge looks like she’s in a really bad mood +already...” + +Every now and then Umbridge shot glowering looks at +Harry, who kept his head down, staring at Defensive +Magical Theory, his eyes unfocused, thinking... + +He could just imagine Professor McGonagall’s +reaction if he were caught trespassing in Professor +Umbridge’s office mere hours after she had vouched +for him. . . There was nothing to stop him simply going +back to Gryffindor Tower and hoping that sometime +during the next summer holiday he would have a +chance to ask Sirius about the scene he had +witnessed in the Pensieve... Nothing, except that the +thought of taking this sensible course of action made +him feel as though a lead weight had dropped into his +stomach... And then there was the matter of Fred and +George, whose diversion was already planned, not to +mention the knife Sirius had given him, which was +currently residing in his schoolbag along with his +father’s old Invisibility Cloak... + +But the fact remained that if he were caught . . . + +“Dumbledore sacrificed himself to keep you in school, +Harry!” whispered Hermione, raising her book to hide + + + +Page | 851Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +her face from Umbridge. “And if you get thrown out +today it will all have been for nothing!” + + + +He could abandon the plan and simply learn to live +with the memory of what his father had done on a +summer’s day more than twenty years ago... + +And then he remembered Sirius in the fire upstairs in +the Gryffindor common room... ’’You ’re less like your +father than I thought... The risk would’ve been what +made it fun for James...” + +But did he want to be like his father anymore? + +“Harry, don’t do it, please don’t do it!” Hermione said +in anguished tones as the bell rang at the end of the +class. + +He did not answer; he did not know what to do. Ron +seemed determined to give neither his opinion nor his +advice. He would not look at Harry, though when +Hermione opened her mouth to try dissuading Harry +some more, he said in a low voice, “Give it a rest, +okay? He can make up his own mind.” + +Harry’s heart beat very fast as he left the classroom. +He was halfway along the corridor outside when he +heard the unmistakable sounds of a diversion going +off in the distance. There were screams and yells +reverberating from somewhere above them. People +exiting the classrooms all around Harry were stopping +in their tracks and looking up at the ceiling fearfully + + + +Then Umbridge came pelting out of her classroom as +fast as her short legs would carry her. Pulling out her +wand, she hurried off in the opposite direction: It was +now or never. + + + +Page | 852Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry — please!” said Hermione weakly. + + + +But he had made up his mind — hitching his bag +more securely onto his shoulder he set off at a run, +weaving in and out of students now hurrying in the +opposite direction, off to see what all the fuss was +about in the east wing... + +Harry reached the corridor where Umbridge’s office +was situated and found it deserted. Dashing behind a +large suit of armor whose helmet creaked around to +watch him, he pulled open his bag, seized Sirius’s +knife, and donned the Invisibility Cloak. He then +crept slowly and carefully back out from behind the +suit of armor and along the corridor until he reached +Umbridge’s door. + +He inserted the blade of the magical knife into the +crack around it and moved it gently up and down, +then withdrew it. There was a tiny click, and the door +swung open. He ducked inside the office, closed the +door quickly behind him, and looked around. + +It was empty; nothing was moving except the horrible +kittens on the plates continuing to frolic on the wall +above the confiscated broomsticks. + +Harry pulled off his cloak and, striding over to the +fireplace, found what he was looking for within +seconds: a small box containing glittering Floo +powder. + +He crouched down in front of the empty grate, his +hands shaking. He had never done this before, +though he thought he knew how it must work. +Sticking his head into the fireplace, he took a large +pinch of powder and dropped it onto the logs stacked +neatly beneath him. They exploded at once into +emerald-green flames. + +Page | 853Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Number twelve, Grimmauld Place!” Harry said loudly +and clearly. + + + +It was one of the most curious sensations he had ever +experienced; he had traveled by Floo powder before, of +course, but then it had been his entire body that had +spun around and around in the flames through the +network of Wizarding fireplaces that stretched over +the country: This time, his knees remained firm upon +the cold floor of Umbridge’s office, and only his head +hurtled through the emerald fire... + +And then, abruptly as it had begun, the spinning +stopped. Feeling rather sick and as though he was +wearing an exceptionally hot muffler around his head, +Harry opened his eyes to find that he was looking up +out of the kitchen fireplace at the long, wooden table, +where a man sat poring over a piece of parchment. + +“Sirius?” + +The man jumped and looked around. It was not +Sirius, but Lupin. + +“Harry!” he said, looking thoroughly shocked. “What +are you — what’s happened, is everything all right?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “I just wondered — I mean, I just +fancied a — a chat with Sirius.” + +“I’ll call him,” said Lupin, getting to his feet, still +looking perplexed. “He went upstairs to look for +Kreacher, he seems to be hiding in the attic again...” + +And Harry saw Lupin hurry out of the kitchen. Now +he was left with nothing to look at but the chair and +table legs. He wondered why Sirius had never +mentioned how very uncomfortable it was to speak +out of the fire — his knees were already objecting +Page | 854Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +painfully to their prolonged contact with Umbridge’s +hard stone floor. + + + +Lupin returned with Sirius at his heels moments +later. + +“What is it?” said Sirius urgently, sweeping his long +dark hair out of his eyes and dropping to the ground +in front of the fire, so that he and Harry were on a +level; Lupin knelt down too, looking very concerned. +“Are you all right? Do you need help?” + +“No,” said Harry, “it’s nothing like that... I just wanted +to talk ... about my dad...” + +They exchanged a look of great surprise, but Harry +did not have time to feel awkward or embarrassed; his +knees were becoming sorer by the second, and he +guessed that five minutes had already passed from +the start of the diversion — George had only +guaranteed him twenty. He therefore plunged +immediately into the story of what he had seen in the +Pensieve. + +When he had finished, neither Sirius nor Lupin spoke +for a moment. Then Lupin said quietly, “I wouldn’t +like you to judge your father on what you saw there, +Harry. He was only fifteen — ” + +“I’m fifteen!” said Harry heatedly. + +“Look, Harry,” said Sirius placatingly, “James and +Snape hated each other from the moment they set +eyes on each other, it was just one of those things, +you can understand that, can’t you? I think James +was everything Snape wanted to be — he was +popular, he was good at Quidditch, good at pretty +much everything. And Snape was just this little +oddball who was up to his eyes in the Dark Arts and +Page | 855Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +James — whatever else he may have appeared to you, +Harry — always hated the Dark Arts.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “but he just attacked Snape for no +good reason, just because — well, just because you +said you were bored,” he finished with a slightly +apologetic note in his voice. + +“I’m not proud of it,” said Sirius quickly. + +Lupin looked sideways at Sirius and then said, “Look, +Harry, what you’ve got to understand is that your +father and Sirius were the best in the school at +whatever they did — everyone thought they were the +height of cool — if they sometimes got a bit carried +away — ” + +“If we were sometimes arrogant little berks, you +mean,” said Sirius. + +Lupin smiled. + +“He kept messing up his hair,” said Harry in a pained +voice. + +Sirius and Lupin laughed. + +“I’d forgotten he used to do that,” said Sirius +affectionately. + +“Was he playing with the Snitch?” said Lupin eagerly. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, watching uncomprehendingly as +Sirius and Lupin beamed reminiscently. “Well ... I +thought he was a bit of an idiot.” + +“Of course he was a bit of an idiot!” said Sirius +bracingly. “We were all idiots! Well — not Moony so + + + +Page | 856Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +much,” he said fairly, looking at Lupin, but Lupin +shook his head. + +“Did I ever tell you to lay off Snape?” he said. “Did I +ever have the guts to tell you I thought you were out +of order?” + +“Yeah, well,” said Sirius, “you made us feel ashamed +of ourselves sometimes... That was something...” + +“And,” said Harry doggedly, determined to say +everything that was on his mind now he was here, “he +kept looking over at the girls by the lake, hoping they +were watching him!” + +“Oh, well, he always made a fool of himself whenever +Lily was around,” said Sirius, shrugging. “He couldn’t +stop himself showing off whenever he got near her.” + +“How come she married him?” Harry asked miserably. +“She hated him!” + +“Nah, she didn’t,” said Sirius. + +“She started going out with him in seventh year,” said +Lupin. + +“Once James had deflated his head a bit,” said Sirius. + +“And stopped hexing people just for the fun of it,” said +Lupin. + +“Even Snape?” said Harry. + +“Well,” said Lupin slowly, “Snape was a special case. I +mean, he never lost an opportunity to curse James, +so you couldn’t really expect James to take that lying +down, could you?” + + + +Page | 857Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And my mum was okay with that?” + +“She didn’t know too much about it, to tell you the +truth,” said Sirius. “I mean, James didn’t take Snape +on dates with her and jinx him in front of her, did +he?” + +Sirius frowned at Harry, who was still looking +unconvinced. + +“Look,” he said, “your father was the best friend I ever +had, and he was a good person. A lot of people are +idiots at the age of fifteen. He grew out of it.” + +“Yeah, okay,” said Harry heavily. “I just never thought +I’d feel sorry for Snape.” + +“Now you mention it,” said Lupin, a faint crease +between his eyebrows, “how did Snape react when he +found you’d seen all this?” + +“He told me he’d never teach me Occlumency again,” +said Harry indifferently, “like that’s a big disappoint + + + +“He WHAT?” shouted Sirius, causing Harry to jump +and inhale a mouthful of ashes. + +“Are you serious, Harry?” said Lupin quickly. “He’s +stopped giving you lessons?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, surprised at what he considered a +great overreaction. “But it’s okay, I don’t care, it’s a +bit of a relief to tell you the — ” + +“I’m coming up there to have a word with Snape!” said +Sirius forcefully and he actually made to stand up, +but Lupin wrenched him back down again. + + + +Page | 858Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If anyone’s going to tell Snape it will be me!” he said +firmly. “But Harry, first of all, you’re to go back to +Snape and tell him that on no account is he to stop +giving you lessons — when Dumbledore hears — ” + +“I can’t tell him that, he’d kill me!” said Harry, +outraged. “You didn’t see him when we got out of the +Pensieve — ” + +“Harry, there is nothing so important as you learning +Occlumency!” said Lupin sternly. “Do you understand +me? Nothing!” + +“Okay, okay,” said Harry, thoroughly discomposed, +not to mention annoyed. “I’ll ... I’ll try and say +something to him... But it won’t be ...” + +He fell silent. He could hear distant footsteps. + +“Is that Kreacher coming downstairs?” + +“No,” said Sirius, glancing behind him. “It must be +somebody your end ...” + +Harry’s heart skipped several beats. + +“I’d better go!” he said hastily and he pulled his head +backward out of Grimmauld Place’s fire. For a +moment his head seemed to be revolving on his +shoulders, and then he found himself kneeling in +front of Umbridge’s fire with his head firmly back on, +watching the emerald flames flicker and die. + +“Quickly, quickly!” he heard a wheezy voice mutter +right outside the office door. “Ah, she’s left it open...” + +Harry dived for the Invisibility Cloak and had just +managed to pull it back over himself when Filch burst +into the office. He looked absolutely delighted about + +Page | 859Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +something and was talking to himself feverishly as he +crossed the room, pulled open a drawer in Umbridge’s +desk, and began rifling through the papers inside it. + +“Approval for Whipping . . . Approval for Whipping ... I +can do it at last... They’ve had it coming to them for +years...” + +He pulled out a piece of parchment, kissed it, then +shuffled rapidly back out of the door, clutching it to +his chest. + +Harry leapt to his feet and, making sure that he had +his bag and the Invisibility Cloak was completely +covering him, he wrenched open the door and hurried +out of the office after Filch, who was hobbling along +faster than Harry had ever seen him go. + +One landing down from Umbridge’s office and Harry +thought it was safe to become visible again; he pulled +off the cloak, shoved it in his bag and hurried +onward. There was a great deal of shouting and +movement coming from the entrance hall. He ran +down the marble staircase and found what looked like +most of the school assembled there. + +It was just like the night when Trelawney had been +sacked. Students were standing all around the walls +in a great ring (some of them, Harry noticed, covered +in a substance that looked very like Stinksap); +teachers and ghosts were also in the crowd. + +Prominent among the onlookers were members of the +Inquisitorial Squad, who were all looking +exceptionally pleased with themselves, and Peeves, +who was bobbing overhead, gazed down upon Fred +and George, who stood in the middle of the floor with +the unmistakable look of two people who had just +been cornered. + + + +Page | 860Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So!” said Umbridge triumphantly, whom Harry +realized was standing just a few stairs in front of him, +once more looking down upon her prey. “So . . . you +think it amusing to turn a school corridor into a +swamp, do you?” + +“Pretty amusing, yeah,” said Fred, looking back up at +her without the slightest sign of fear. + +Filch elbowed his way closer to Umbridge, almost +crying with happiness. + +“I’ve got the form, Headmistress,” he said hoarsely, +waving the piece of parchment Harry had just seen +him take from her desk. “I’ve got the form and I’ve got +the whips waiting... Oh, let me do it now...” + +“Very good, Argus,” she said. “You two,” she went on, +gazing down at Fred and George, “are about to learn +what happens to wrongdoers in my school.” + +“You know what?” said Fred. “I don’t think we are.” + +He turned to his twin. + +“George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time +education.” + +“Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George +lightly. + +“Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you +reckon?” asked Fred. + +“Definitely,” said George. + +And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised +their wands and said together, “Accio BroomsV’ + + + +Page | 861Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. +Looking to his left he ducked just in time — Fred and +George’s broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy +chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened +them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor +toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down +the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, +the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor. + +“We won’t be seeing you,” Fred told Professor +Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick. + +“Yeah, don’t bother to keep in touch,” said George, +mounting his own. + +Fred looked around at the assembled students, and +at the silent, watchful crowd. + +“If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as +demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, +Diagon Alley — Weasleys’ Wizarding Wheezes,” he +said in a loud voice. “Our new premises!” + +“Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear +they’re going to use our products to get rid of this old +bat,” added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge. + +“STOP THEM!” shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. +As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George +kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the +air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred +looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on +his level above the crowd. + +“Give her hell from us, Peeves.” + +And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an +order from a student before, swept his belled hat from +his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George + +Page | 862Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the +students below and sped out of the open front doors +into the glorious sunset. + + + +Page | 863Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +GRAWP + +The story of Fred and George’s flight to freedom was +retold so often over the next few days that Harry +could tell it would soon become the stuff of Hogwarts +legend. Within a week, even those who had been +eyewitnesses were half- convinced that they had seen +the twins dive-bomb Umbridge on their brooms, +pelting her with Dungbombs before zooming out of +the doors. In the immediate aftermath of their +departure there was a great wave of talk about +copying them, so that Harry frequently heard +students saying things like, “Honestly, some days I +just feel like jumping on my broom and leaving this +place,” or else, “One more lesson like that and I might +just do a Weasley...” + +Fred and George had made sure that nobody was +likely to forget them very soon. For one thing, they +had not left instructions on how to remove the swamp +that now filled the corridor on the fifth floor of the +east wing. Umbridge and Filch had been observed +trying different means of removing it but without +success. Eventually the area was roped off and Filch, +Page | 864Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +gnashing his teeth furiously, was given the task of +punting students across it to their classrooms. Harry +was certain that teachers like McGonagall or Flitwick +could have removed the swamp in an instant, but just +as in the case of Fred and George’s Wildfire Whiz- +Bangs, they seemed to prefer to watch Umbridge +struggle. + +Then there were the two large broom-shaped holes in +Umbridge ’s office door, through which Fred and +George’s Cleansweeps had smashed to rejoin their +masters. Filch fitted a new door and removed Harry’s +Firebolt to the dungeons where, it was rumored, +Umbridge had set an armed security troll to guard it. +However, her troubles were far from over. + +Inspired by Fred and George’s example, a great +number of students were now vying for the newly +vacant positions of Troublemakers-in-Chief. In spite +of the new door, somebody managed to slip a hairy- +snouted niffler into Umbridge ’s office, which promptly +tore the place apart in its search for shiny objects, +leapt on Umbridge on her re-entrance, and tried to +gnaw the rings off her stubby fingers. Dungbombs +and Stinkpellets were dropped so frequently in the +corridors that it became the new fashion for students +to perform Bubble-Head Charms on themselves +before leaving lessons, which ensured them a supply +of fresh clean air, even though it gave them all the +peculiar appearance of wearing upside-down goldfish +bowls on their heads. + +Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in +his hands, desperate to catch miscreants, but the +problem was that there were now so many of them +that he did not know which way to turn. The +Inquisitorial Squad were attempting to help him, but +odd things kept happening to its members. + +Warrington of the Slytherin Quidditch team reported +Page | 865Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to the hospital wing with a horrible skin complaint +that made him look as though he had been coated in +cornflakes. Pansy Parkinson, to Hermione’s delight, +missed all her lessons the following day, as she had +sprouted antlers. + +Meanwhile it became clear just how many Skiving +Snackboxes Fred and George had managed to sell +before leaving Hogwarts. Umbridge only had to enter +her classroom for the students assembled there to +faint, vomit, develop dangerous fevers, or else spout +blood from both nostrils. Shrieking with rage and +frustration she attempted to trace the mysterious +symptoms to their source, but the students told her +stubbornly they were suffering “Umbridge-itis.” After +putting four successive classes in detention and +failing to discover their secret she was forced to give +up and allow the bleeding, swooning, sweating, and +vomiting students to leave her classes in droves. + +But not even the users of the Snackboxes could +compete with that master of chaos, Peeves, who +seemed to have taken Fred’s parting words deeply to +heart. Cackling madly, he soared through the school, +upending tables, bursting out of blackboards, and +toppling statues and vases. Twice he shut Mrs. Norris +inside suits of armor, from which she was rescued, +yowling loudly, by the furious caretaker. He smashed +lanterns and snuffed out candles, juggled burning +torches over the heads of screaming students, caused +neatly stacked piles of parchment to topple into fires +or out of windows, flooded the second floor when he +pulled off all the taps in the bathrooms, dropped a +bag of tarantulas in the middle of the Great Hall +during breakfast and, whenever he fancied a break, +spent hours at a time floating along after Umbridge +and blowing loud raspberries every time she spoke. + + + +Page | 866Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +None of the staff but Filch seemed to be stirring +themselves to help her. Indeed, a week after Fred and +George’s departure Harry witnessed Professor +McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was +determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and +could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out +of the corner of her mouth, “It unscrews the other +way.” + +To cap matters, Montague had still not recovered from +his sojourn in the toilet. He remained confused and +disorientated and his parents were to be observed one +Tuesday morning striding up the front drive, looking +extremely angry. + +“Should we say something?” said Hermione in a +worried voice, pressing her cheek against the Charms +window so that she could see Mr. and Mrs. Montague +marching inside. “About what happened to him? In +case it helps Madam Pomfrey cure him?” + +“ ’Course not, he’ll recover,” said Ron indifferently. + +“Anyway, more trouble for Umbridge, isn’t it?” said +Harry in a satisfied voice. + +He and Ron both tapped the teacups they were +supposed to be charming with their wands. Harry’s +spouted four very short legs that would not reach the +desk and wriggled pointlessly in midair. Ron’s grew +four very thin spindly legs that hoisted the cup off the +desk with great difficulty, trembled for a few seconds, +then folded, causing the cup to crack into two. + +“Reparo\” said Hermione quickly, mending Ron’s cup +with a wave of her wand. “That’s all very well, but +what if Montague’s permanently injured?” + + + +Page | 867Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who cares?” said Ron irritably, while his teacup +stood drunkenly again, trembling violently at the +knees. “Montague shouldn’t have tried to take all +those points from Gryffindor, should he? If you want +to worry about anyone, Hermione, worry about me!” + +“You?” she said, catching her teacup as it scampered +happily away across the desk on four sturdy little +willow-patterned legs and replacing it in front of her. +“Why should I be worried about you?” + +“When Mum’s next letter finally gets through +Umbridge’s screening process,” said Ron bitterly, now +holding his cup up while its frail legs tried feebly to +support its weight, “I’m going to be in deep trouble. I +wouldn’t be surprised if she’s sent a Howler again.” + +“But — ” + +“It’ll be my fault Fred and George left, you wait,” said +Ron darkly. “She’ll say I should’ve stopped them +leaving, I should’ve grabbed the ends of their brooms +and hung on or something... Yeah, it’ll be all my +fault...” + +“Well, if she does say that it’ll be very unfair, you +couldn’t have done anything! But I’m sure she won’t, I +mean, if it’s really true they’ve got premises in Diagon +Alley now, they must have been planning this for +ages...” + +“Yeah, but that’s another thing, how did they get +premises?” said Ron, hitting his teacup so hard with +his wand that its legs collapsed again and it lay +twitching before him. “It’s a bit dodgy, isn’t it? They’ll +need loads of Galleons to afford the rent on a place in +Diagon Alley, she’ll want to know what they’ve been +up to, to get their hands on that sort of gold...” + + + +Page | 868Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, yes, that occurred to me too,” said Hermione, +allowing her teacup to jog in neat little circles around +Harry’s, whose stubby little legs were still unable to +touch the desktop. “I’ve been wondering whether +Mundungus has persuaded them to sell stolen goods +or something awful...” + +“He hasn’t,” said Harry curtly. + +“How do you know?” said Ron and Hermione together. + +“Because — ” Harry hesitated, but the moment to +confess finally seemed to have come. There was no +good to be gained in keeping silent if it meant anyone +suspected that Fred and George were criminals. +“Because they got the gold from me. I gave them my +Triwizard winnings last June.” + +There was a shocked silence, then Hermione’s teacup +jogged right over the edge of the desk and smashed on +the floor. + +“Oh, Harry, you didn’t” she said. + +“Yes, I did,” said Harry mutinously. “And I don’t regret +it either — I didn’t need the gold, and they’ll be great +at a joke shop...” + +“But this is excellent!” said Ron, looking thrilled. “It’s +all your fault, Harry — Mum can’t blame me at all! + +Can I tell her?” + +“Yeah, I suppose you’d better,” said Harry dully. “ +’Specially if she thinks they’re receiving stolen +cauldrons or something...” + +Hermione said nothing at all for the rest of the lesson, +but Harry had a shrewd suspicion that her self- +restraint was bound to crack before long. Sure + +Page | 869Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +enough, once they had left the castle for break and +were standing around in the weak May sunshine, she +fixed Harry with a beady eye and opened her mouth +with a determined air. + +Harry interrupted her before she had even started. + +“It’s no good nagging me, it’s done,” he said firmly. +“Fred and George have got the gold — spent a good +bit of it too, by the sounds of it — and I can’t get it +back from them and I don’t want to. So save your +breath, Hermione.” + +“I wasn’t going to say anything about Fred and +George!” she said in an injured voice. + +Ron snorted disbelievingly and Hermione threw him a +very dirty look. + +“No, I wasn’t!” she said angrily. “As a matter of fact, I +was going to ask Harry when he’s going to go back to +Snape and ask for Occlumency lessons again!” + +Harry’s heart sank. Once they had exhausted the +subject of Fred and George’s dramatic departure, +which admittedly had taken many hours, Ron and +Hermione had wanted to hear news of Sirius. As +Harry had not confided in them the reason he had +wanted to talk to Sirius in the first place, it had been +hard to think of things to tell them. He had ended up +saying to them truthfully that Sirius wanted Harry to +resume Occlumency lessons. He had been regretting +this ever since; Hermione would not let the subject +drop and kept reverting to it when Harry least +expected it. + +“You can’t tell me you’ve stopped having funny +dreams,” Hermione said now, “because Ron told me +last night you were muttering in your sleep again...” + +Page | 870Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry threw Ron a furious look. Ron had the grace to +look ashamed of himself. + +“You were only muttering a bit,” he mumbled +apologetically. “Something about ‘just a bit farther.’ ” + +“I dreamed I was watching you lot play Quidditch,” +Harry lied brutally. “I was trying to get you to stretch +out a bit farther to grab the Quaffle.” + +Ron’s ears went red. Harry felt a kind of vindictive +pleasure: He had not, of course, dreamed anything of +the sort. + +Last night he had once again made the journey along +the Department of Mysteries corridor. He had passed +through the circular room, then the room full of +clicking and dancing light, until he found himself +again inside that cavernous room full of shelves on +which were ranged dusty glass spheres... + +He had hurried straight toward row number ninety- +seven, turned left, and ran along it... It had probably +been then that he had spoken aloud... Just a bit +farther . . . for he could feel his conscious self +struggling to wake . . . and before he had reached the +end of the row, he had found himself lying in bed +again, gazing up at the canopy of his four-poster. + +“You are trying to block your mind, aren’t you?” said +Hermione, looking beadily at Harry. “You are keeping +going with your Occlumency?” + +“Of course I am,” said Harry, trying to sound as +though this question was insulting, but not quite +meeting her eye. The truth was that he was so +intensely curious about what was hidden in that +room full of dusty orbs that he was quite keen for the +dreams to continue. + +Page | 871Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The problem was that with just under a month to go +until the exams and every free moment devoted to +studying, his mind seemed saturated with +information when he went to bed so that he found it +very difficult to get to sleep at all. When he did, his +overwrought brain presented him most nights with +stupid dreams about the exams. He also suspected +that part of his mind — the part that often spoke in +Hermione’s voice — now felt guilty on the occasions it +strayed down that corridor ending in the black door, +and sought to wake him before he could reach +journey’s end. + +“You know,” said Ron, whose ears were still flaming +red, “if Montague doesn’t recover before Slytherin play +Hufflepuff, we might be in with a chance of winning +the Cup.” + +“Yeah, I s’pose so,” said Harry, glad of a change of +subject. + +“I mean, we’ve won one, lost one — if Slytherin lose to +Hufflepuff next Saturday — ” + +“Yeah, that’s right,” said Harry, losing track of what +he was agreeing to: Cho Chang had just walked +across the courtyard, determinedly not looking at +him. + +The final match of the Quidditch season, Gryffindor +versus Ravenclaw, was to take place on the last +weekend of May. Although Slytherin had been +narrowly defeated by Hufflepuff in their last match, +Gryffindor was not daring to hope for victory, due +mainly (though of course nobody said it to him) to +Ron’s abysmal goalkeeping record. He, however, +seemed to have found a new optimism. + + + +Page | 872Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I mean, I can’t get any worse, can I?” he told Harry +and Hermione grimly over breakfast on the morning +of the match. “Nothing to lose now, is there?” + +“You know,” said Hermione, as she and Harry walked +down to the pitch a little later in the midst of a very +excitable crowd, “I think Ron might do better without +Fred and George around. They never exactly gave him +a lot of confidence...” + +Luna Lovegood overtook them with what appeared to +be a live eagle perched on top of her head. + +“Oh gosh, I forgot!” said Hermione, watching the eagle +flapping its wings as Luna walked serenely past a +group of cackling and pointing Slytherins. “Cho will +be playing, won’t she?” + +Harry, who had not forgotten this, merely grunted. + +They found seats in the topmost row of the stands. It +was a fine, clear day. Ron could not wish for better, +and Harry found himself hoping against hope that +Ron would not give the Slytherins cause for more +rousing choruses of “Weasley Is Our King.” + +Lee Jordan, who had been very dispirited since Fred +and George had left, was commentating as usual. As +the teams zoomed out onto the pitches he named the +players with something less than his usual gusto. + +"... Bradley ... Davies ... Chang,” he said, and Harry +felt his stomach perform, less of a back flip, more a +feeble lurch as Cho walked out onto the pitch, her +shiny black hair rippling in the slight breeze. He was +not sure what he wanted to happen anymore, except +that he could not stand any more rows. Even the +sight of her chatting animatedly to Roger Davies as + + + +Page | 873Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +they prepared to mount their brooms caused him only +a slight twinge of jealousy. + +“And they’re off!” said Lee. “And Davies takes the +Quaffle immediately, Ravenclaw Captain Davies with +the Quaffle, he dodges Johnson, he dodges Bell, he +dodges Spinnet as well... He’s going straight for goal! +He’s going to shoot — and — and — ” Lee swore very +loudly. “And he’s scored.” + +Harry and Hermione groaned with the rest of the +Gryffindors. Predictably, horribly, the Slytherins on +the other side of the stands began to sing: + +Weasley cannot save a thing, + +He cannot block a single ring . . . + +“Harry,” said a hoarse voice in Harry’s ear. “Hermione + + + +Harry looked around and saw Hagrid’s enormous +bearded face sticking between the seats; apparently +he had squeezed his way all along the row behind, for +the first and second years he had just passed had a +ruffled, flattened look about them. For some reason, +Hagrid was bent double as though anxious not to be +seen, though he was still at least four feet taller than +everybody else. + +“Listen,” he whispered, “can yeh come with me? Now? +While ev’ryone’s watchin’ the match?” + +“Er ... can’t it wait, Hagrid?” asked Harry. “Till the +match is over? + +“No,” said Hagrid. “No, Harry, it’s gotta be now ... +while ev’ryone’s lookin’ the other way... Please?” + + + +Page | 874Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid’s nose was gently dripping blood. His eyes +were both blackened. Harry had not seen him this +close up since his return to the school; he looked +utterly woebegone. + +“ ’Course,” said Harry at once, “ ’course we’ll come...” + +He and Hermione edged back along their row of seats, +causing much grumbling among the students who +had to stand up for them. The people in Hagrid’s row +were not complaining, merely attempting to make +themselves as small as possible. + +“I ’ppreciate this, you two, I really do,” said Hagrid as +they reached the stairs. He kept looking around +nervously as they descended toward the lawn below. + +“I jus’ hope she doesn’ notice us goin’...” + +“You mean Umbridge?” said Harry. “She won’t, she’s +got her whole Inquisitorial Squad sitting with her, +didn’t you see? She must be expecting trouble at the +match.” + +“Yeah, well, a bit o’ trouble wouldn’ hurt,” said +Hagrid, pausing to peer around the edge of the stands +to make sure the stretch of lawn between there and +his cabin was deserted. “Give us more time ...” + +“What is it, Hagrid?” said Hermione, looking up at +him with a concerned expression on her face as they +hurried across the lawn toward the edge of the forest. + +“Yeh — yeh’ll see in a mo’,” said Hagrid, looking over +his shoulder as a great roar rose from the stands +behind them. “Hey — did someone jus’ score?” + +“It’ll be Ravenclaw,” said Harry heavily. + + + +Page | 875Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good ... good ...” said Hagrid distractedly. “Tha’s +good...” + +They had to jog to keep up with him as he strode +across the lawn, looking around with every other step. +When they reached his cabin, Hermione turned +automatically left toward the front door; Hagrid, +however, walked straight past it into the shade of the +trees on the outermost edge of the forest, where he +picked up a crossbow that was leaning against a tree. +When he realized they were no longer with him, he +turned. + +“We’re goin’ in here,” he said, jerking his shaggy head +behind him. + +“Into the forest?” said Hermione, perplexed. + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid. “C’mon now, quick, before we’re +spotted!” + +Harry and Hermione looked at each other, then +ducked into the cover of the trees behind Hagrid, who +was already striding away from them into the green +gloom, his crossbow over his arm. Harry and +Hermione ran to catch up with him. + +“Hagrid, why are you armed?” said Harry. + +“Jus’ a precaution,” said Hagrid, shrugging his +massive shoulders. + +“You didn’t bring your crossbow the day you showed +us the thestrals,” said Hermione timidly. + +“Nah, well, we weren’ goin’ in so far then,” said +Hagrid. “An’ anyway, tha’ was before Firenze left the +forest, wasn’ it?” + + + +Page | 876Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why does Firenze leaving make a difference?” asked +Hermione curiously. + + + +“ ’Cause the other centaurs are good an’ riled at me, +tha’s why,” said Hagrid quietly, glancing around. +“They used ter be — well, yeh couldn’ call ’em friendly +— but we got on all righ’. Kept ’emselves to ’emselves, +bu’ always turned up if I wanted a word. Not anymore + + + +He sighed deeply. + +“Firenze said that they’re angry because he went to +work for Dumbledore?” Harry asked, tripping on a +protruding root because he was busy watching +Hagrid ’s profile. + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid heavily. “Well, angry doesn’ cover +it. Ruddy livid. If I hadn’ stepped in, I reckon they’d ’ve +kicked Firenze ter death — ” + +“They attacked him?” said Hermione, sounding +shocked. + +“Yep,” said Hagrid gruffly, forcing his way through +several low-hanging branches. “He had half the herd +onto him — ” + +“And you stopped it?” said Harry, amazed and +impressed. “By yourself?” + +“ ’Course I did, couldn’t stand by an’ watch ’em kill +him, could I?” said Hagrid. “Lucky I was passin’, +really ... an’ I’d’ve thought Firenze mighta +remembered tha’ before he started sendin’ me stupid +warnin’s!” he added hotly and unexpectedly. + +Harry and Hermione looked at each other, startled, +but Hagrid, scowling, did not elaborate. + +Page | 877Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Anyway,” he said, breathing a little more heavily +than usual, “since then the other centaurs Ve bin livid +with me an’ the trouble is, they’ve got a lot of +influence in the forest... Cleverest creatures in here + + + +“Is that why we’re here, Hagrid?” asked Hermione. +“The centaurs?” + +“Ah no,” said Hagrid, shaking his head dismissively, +“no, it’s not them... Well, o’ course, they could +complicate the problem, yeah... But yeh’ll see what I +mean in a bit...” + +On this incomprehensible note he fell silent and +forged a little ahead, taking one stride for every three +of theirs, so that they had great trouble keeping up +with him. + +The path was becoming increasingly overgrown and +the trees grew so closely together as they walked +farther and farther into the forest that it was as dark +as dusk. They were soon a long way past the clearing +where Hagrid had shown them the thestrals, but +Harry felt no sense of unease until Hagrid stepped +unexpectedly off the path and began wending his way +in and out of trees toward the dark heart of the forest. + +“Hagrid?” said Harry, fighting his way through thickly +knotted brambles over which Hagrid had stepped +easily and remembering very vividly what had +happened to him on the other occasions he had +stepped off the forest path. “Where are we going?” + +“Bit further,” said Hagrid over his shoulder. “C’mon, +Harry... We need ter keep together now...” + +It was a great struggle to keep up with Hagrid, what +with branches and thickets of thorn through which + +Page | 878Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid marched as easily as though they were +cobwebs, but which snagged Harry and Hermione’s +robes, frequently entangling them so severely that +they had to stop for minutes at a time to free +themselves. Harry’s arms and legs were soon covered +in small cuts and scratches. They were so deep in the +forest now that sometimes all Harry could see of +Hagrid in the gloom was a massive dark shape ahead +of him. Any sound seemed threatening in the muffled +silence. The breaking of a twig echoed loudly and the +tiniest rustle of movement, though it might have been +made by an innocent sparrow, caused Harry to peer +through the gloom for a culprit. It occurred to him +that he had never managed to get this far into the +forest without meeting some kind of creature — their +absence struck him as rather ominous. + +“Hagrid, would it be all right if we lit our wands?” said +Hermione quietly. + +“Er ... all righ’,” Hagrid whispered back. “In fact ...” + +He stopped suddenly and turned around; Hermione +walked right into him and was knocked over +backward. Harry caught her just before she hit the +forest floor. + +“Maybe we bes’ jus’ stop fer a momen’, so I can ... fill +yeh in,” said Hagrid. “Before we ge’ there, like.” + +“Good!” said Hermione, as Harry set her back on her +feet. They both murmured “Lumos\” and their wand +tips ignited. Hagrid ’s face swam through the gloom by +the light of the two wavering beams and Harry saw +that he looked nervous and sad again. + +“Righ,” said Hagrid. “Well ... see ... the thing is ...” + +He took a great breath. + +Page | 879Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, there’s a good chance I’m goin’ ter be gettin’ the +sack any day now,” he said. + + + +Harry and Hermione looked at each other, then back +at him. + +“But you’ve lasted this long — ” Hermione said +tentatively. “What makes you think — ” + +“Umbridge reckons it was me that put tha’ niffler in +her office.” + +“And was it?” said Harry, before he could stop +himself. + +“No, it ruddy well wasn’!” said Hagrid indignantly. +“On’y anythin’ ter do with magical creatures an’ she +thinks it’s got somethin’ ter do with me. Yeh know +she’s bin lookin’ fer a chance ter get rid of me ever +since I got back. I don’ wan’ ter go, o’ course, but if it +wasn’ fer ... well ... the special circumstances I’m +abou’ ter explain to yeh, I’d leave righ now, before +she’s go’ the chance ter do it in front o’ the whole +school, like she did with Trelawney.” + +Harry and Hermione both made noises of protest, but +Hagrid overrode them with a wave of one of his +enormous hands. + +“It’s not the end o’ the world, I’ll be able ter help +Dumbledore once I’m outta here, I can be useful ter +the Order. An’ you lot’ll have Grubbly-Plank, yeh’ll — +yeh’ll get through yer exams fine...” His voice +trembled and broke. + +“Don’ worry abou’ me,” he said hastily, as Hermione +made to pat his arm. He pulled his enormous spotted +handkerchief from the pocket of his waistcoat and +mopped his eyes with it. “Look, I wouldn’ be tellin’ yer + +Page | 880Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +this at all if I didn’ have ter. See, if I go ... well, I can’ +leave withou’ ... withou’ fellin’ someone ... because I’ll +— I’ll need you two ter help me. An’ Ron, if he’s +willin’.” + +“Of course well help you,” said Harry at once. “What +do you want us to do?” + +Hagrid gave a great sniff and patted Harry wordlessly +on the shoulder with such force that Harry was +knocked sideways into a tree. + +“I knew yeh’d say yes,” said Hagrid into his +handkerchief, “but I won’ ... never ... forget ... Well ... +c’mon ... jus’ a little bit further through here ... Watch +yerselves, now, there’s nettles...” + +They walked on in silence for another fifteen minutes. +Harry had opened his mouth to ask how much farther +they had to go when Hagrid threw out his right arm to +signal that they should stop. + +“Really easy,” he said softly. “Very quiet, now ...” + +They crept forward and Harry saw that they were +facing a large, smooth mound of earth nearly as tall +as Hagrid that he thought, with a jolt of dread, was +sure to be the lair of some enormous animal. Trees +had been ripped up at the roots all around the +mound, so that it stood on a bare patch of ground +surrounded by heaps of trunks and boughs that +formed a kind of fence or barricade, behind which +Harry, Hermione, and Hagrid now stood. + +“Sleepin’,” breathed Hagrid. + +Sure enough, Harry could hear a distant, rhythmic +rumbling that sounded like a pair of enormous lungs +at work. He glanced sideways at Hermione, who was + +Page | 881Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +gazing at the mound with her mouth slightly open. + +She looked utterly terrified. + +“Hagrid,” she said in a whisper barely audible over +the sound of the sleeping creature, “who is he?” + +Harry found this an odd question... “What is it?” was +the one he had been planning on asking. + +“Hagrid, you told us,” said Hermione, her wand now +shaking in her hand, “you told us none of them +wanted to come!” + +Harry looked from her to Hagrid and then, as +realization hit him, he looked back at the mound with +a small gasp of horror. + +The great mound of earth, on which he, Hermione, +and Hagrid could easily have stood, was moving +slowly up and down in time with the deep, grunting +breathing. It was not a mound at all. It was the +curved back of what was clearly . . . + +“Well — no — he didn’ want ter come,” said Hagrid, +sounding desperate. “But I had ter bring him, +Hermione, I had ter!” + +“But why?” asked Hermione, who sounded as though +she wanted to cry. “Why — what — oh, Hagrid\” + +“I knew if I jus’ got him back,” said Hagrid, sounding +close to tears himself, “an’ — an’ taught him a few +manners — I’d be able ter take him outside an’ show +ev’ryone he’s harmless!” + +“Harmless!” said Hermione shrilly, and Hagrid made +frantic hushing noises with his hands as the +enormous creature before them grunted loudly and +shifted in its sleep. “He’s been hurting you all this + +Page | 882Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +time, hasn’t he? That’s why you’ve had all these +injuries!” + +“He don’ know his own strength!” said Hagrid +earnestly. “An’ he’s gettin’ better, he’s not fightin’ so +much anymore — ” + +“So this is why it took you two months to get home!” +said Hermione distractedly. “Oh Hagrid, why did you +bring him back if he didn’t want to come, wouldn’t he +have been happier with his own people?” + +“They were all bullyin’ him, Hermione, ’cause he’s so +small!” said Hagrid. + +“Small?” said Hermione. “Small?” + +“Hermione, I couldn’ leave him,” said Hagrid, tears +now trickling down his bruised face into his beard. +“See — he’s my brother!” + +Hermione simply stared at him, her mouth open. + +“Hagrid, when you say ‘brother,’ ” said Harry slowly, +“do you mean — ?” + +“Well — half-brother,” amended Hagrid. “Turns out +me mother took up with another giant when she left +me dad, an’ she went an’ had Grawp here — ” + +“Grawp?” said Harry. + +“Yeah ... well, tha’s what it sounds like when he says +his name,” said Hagrid anxiously. “He don’ speak a lot +of English... I’ve bin tryin’ ter teach him... Anyway, +she don’ seem ter have liked him much more’n she +liked me... See, with giantesses, what counts is +producin’ good big kids, and he’s always been a bit on +the runty side fer a giant — on’y sixteen foot — ” + +Page | 883Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yes, tiny!” said Hermione, with a kind of +hysterical sarcasm. “Absolutely minuscule!” + +“He was bein’ kicked around by all o’ them — I jus’ +couldn’ leave him — ” + +“Did Madame Maxime want to bring him back?” +asked Harry. + +“She — well, she could see it was right importan’ ter +me,” said Hagrid, twisting his enormous hands. “Bu’ +— bu’ she got a bit tired of him after a while, I must +admit ... so we split up on the journey home... She +promised not ter tell anyone though...” + +“How on earth did you get him back without anyone +noticing?” said Harry. + +“Well, tha’s why it took so long, see,” said Hagrid. +“Could on’y travel by nigh an’ through wild country +an’ stuff. ’Course, he covers the ground pretty well +when he wants ter, but he kep’ wantin’ ter go back...” + +“Oh Hagrid, why on earth didn’t you let him!” said +Hermione, flopping down onto a ripped-up tree and +burying her face in her hands. “What do you think +you’re going to do with a violent giant who doesn’t +even want to be here!” + +“Well, now — Violent’ — tha’s a bit harsh,” said +Hagrid, still twisting his hands agitatedly. “I’ll admit +he mighta taken a couple o’ swings at me when he’s +bin in a bad mood, but he’s gettin’ better, loads +better, settlin’ down well...” + +“What are those ropes for, then?” Harry asked. + +He had just noticed ropes thick as saplings stretching +from around the trunks of the largest nearby trees + +Page | 884Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +toward the place where Grawp lay curled on the +ground with his back to them. + +“You have to keep him tied up?” said Hermione +faintly. + +“Well ... yeah ...” said Hagrid, looking anxious. “See — +it’s like I say — he doesn’ really know his strength — ” + +Harry understood now why there had been such a +suspicious lack of any other living creature in this +part of the forest. + +“So what is it you want Harry and Ron and me to do?” +Hermione asked apprehensively. + +“Look after him,” said Hagrid croakily. “After I’m +gone.” + +Harry and Hermione exchanged miserable looks, + +Harry uncomfortably aware that he had already +promised Hagrid that he would do whatever he asked. + +“What — what does that involve, exactly?” Hermione +inquired. + +“Not food or anythin’!” said Hagrid eagerly. “He can +get his own food, no problem. Birds an’ deer an’ stuff +... No, it’s company he needs. If I jus’ knew someone +was carryin’ on tryin’ ter help him a bit ... teachin’ +him, yeh know ...” + +Harry said nothing, but turned to look back at the +gigantic form lying asleep on the ground in front of +them. Grawp had his back to them. Unlike Hagrid, +who simply looked like a very oversize human, Grawp +looked strangely misshapen. What Harry had taken to +be a vast mossy boulder to the left of the great +earthen mound he now recognized as Grawp ’s head. +Page | 885Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was much larger in proportion to the body than a +human head, almost perfectly round and covered with +tightly curling, close-growing hair the color of +bracken. The rim of a single large, fleshy ear was +visible on top of the head, which seemed to sit, rather +like Uncle Vernon’s, directly upon the shoulders with +little or no neck in between. The back, under what +looked like a dirty brownish smock comprised of +animal skins sewn roughly together, was very broad, +and as Grawp slept, it seemed to strain a little at the +rough seams of the skins. The legs were curled up +under the body; Harry could see the soles of +enormous, filthy, bare feet, large as sledges, resting +one on top of the other on the earthy forest floor. + +“You want us to teach him,” Harry said in a hollow +voice. He now understood what Firenze’s warning had +meant. His attempt is not working. He would do better +to abandon it. Of course, the other creatures who lived +in the forest would have heard Hagrid’s fruitless +attempts to teach Grawp English... + +“Yeah — even if yeh jus’ talk ter him a bit,” said +Hagrid hopefully. “ ’Cause I reckon, if he can talk ter +people, he’ll understand more that we all like him +really, an’ want him to stay...” + +Harry looked at Hermione, who peered back at him +from between the fingers over her face. + +“Kind of makes you wish we had Norbert back, +doesn’t it?” he said and she gave a very shaky laugh. + +“Yeh’ll do it, then?” said Hagrid, who did not seem to +have caught what Harry had just said. + +“We’ll ...” said Harry, already bound by his promise. +“We’ll try, Hagrid...” + + + +Page | 886Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I knew I could count on yeh, Harry,” Hagrid said, +beaming in a very watery way and dabbing at his face +with his handkerchief again. “An’ I don’ wan’ yeh ter +put yerself out too much, like... I know yeh’ve got +exams... If yeh could jus’ nip down here in yer +Invisibility Cloak maybe once a week an’ have a little +chat with him ... I’ll wake him up, then — introduce +you — ” + +“Wha — no!” said Hermione, jumping up, “Hagrid, no, +don’t wake him, really, we don’t need — ” + +But Hagrid had already stepped over the great trunk +in front of them and was proceeding toward Grawp. +When he was around ten feet away, he lifted a long, +broken bough from the ground, smiled reassuringly +over his shoulder at Harry and Hermione, and then +poked Grawp hard in the middle of the back with the +end of the bough. + +The giant gave a roar that echoed around the silent +forest. Birds in the treetops overhead rose twittering +from their perches and soared away. In front of Harry +and Hermione, meanwhile, the gigantic Grawp was +rising from the ground, which shuddered as he placed +an enormous hand upon it to push himself onto his +knees and turned his head to see who and what had +disturbed him. + +“All righ’, Grawpy?” said Hagrid in a would-be cheery +voice, backing away with the long bough raised, ready +to poke Grawp again. “Had a nice sleep, eh?” + +Harry and Hermione retreated as far as they could +while still keeping the giant within their sights. Grawp +knelt between two trees he had not yet uprooted. + +They looked up into his startlingly huge face, which +resembled a gray full moon swimming in the gloom of +the clearing. It was as though the features had been +Page | 887Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hewn onto a great stone ball. The nose was stubby +and shapeless, the mouth lopsided and full of +misshapen yellow teeth the size of half-bricks. The +small eyes were a muddy greenish-brown and just +now were half gummed together with sleep. Grawp +raised dirty knuckles as big as cricket balls to his +eyes, rubbed vigorously, then, without warning, +pushed himself to his feet with surprising speed and +agility. + +“Oh my ...” Harry heard Hermione squeal, terrified, +beside him. + +The trees to which the other ends of the ropes around +Grawp’s wrists and ankles were attached creaked +ominously. He was, as Hagrid had said, at least +sixteen feet tall. Gazing blearily around, he reached +out a hand the size of a beach umbrella, seized a +bird’s nest from the upper branches of a towering +pine and turned it upside down with a roar of +apparent displeasure that there was no bird in it — +eggs fell like grenades toward the ground and Hagrid +threw his arms over his head to protect himself. + +“Anyway, Grawpy,” shouted Hagrid, looking up +apprehensively in case of further falling eggs, “I’ve +brought some friends ter meet yeh. Remember, I told +yeh I might? Remember, when I said I might have ter +go on a little trip an’ leave them ter look after yeh fer +a bit? Remember that, Grawpy?” + +But Grawp merely gave another low roar; it was hard +to say whether he was listening to Hagrid or whether +he even recognized the sounds Hagrid was making as +speech. He had now seized the top of the pine tree +and was pulling it toward him, evidently for the +simple pleasure of seeing how far it would spring +back when he let go. + + + +Page | 888Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, Grawpy, don’ do that!” shouted Hagrid. “Tha’s +how you ended up pullin’ up the others — ” + +And sure enough, Harry could see the earth around +the tree’s roots beginning to crack. + +“I got company fer yeh!” Hagrid shouted. “Company, +see! Look down, yeh big buffoon, I brought yeh some +friends!” + +“Oh Hagrid, don’t,” moaned Hermione, but Hagrid +had already raised the bough again and gave Grawp’s +knee a sharp poke. + +The giant let go of the top of the pine tree, which +swayed menacingly and deluged Hagrid with a rain of +needles, and looked down. + +“This,” said Hagrid, hastening over to where Harry +and Hermione stood, “is Harry, Grawp! Harry Potter! +He migh’ be cornin’ ter visit yeh if I have ter go away, +understand?” + +The giant had only just realized that Harry and +Hermione were there. They watched, in great +trepidation, as he lowered his huge boulder of a head +so that he could peer blearily at them. + +“An’ this is Hermione, see? Her — ” Hagrid hesitated. +Turning to Hermione he said, “Would yeh mind if he +called yeh Hermy, Hermione? On’y it’s a difficult +name fer him ter remember...” + +“No, not at all,” squeaked Hermione. + +“This is Hermy, Grawp! An’ she’s gonna be cornin’ an’ +all! Is’n tha’ nice? Eh? Two friends fer yeh ter — +GRAWPY, NO!” + + + +Page | 889Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Grawp’s hand had shot out of nowhere toward +Hermione — Harry seized her and pulled her +backward behind the tree, so that Grawp’s fist +scraped the trunk but closed on thin air. + +“BAD BOY, GRAWPY!” Harry heard Hagrid yelling, as +Hermione clung to Harry behind the tree, shaking +and whimpering. “VERY BAD BOY! YEH DON’ GRAB + +— OUCH!” + +Harry poked his head out from around the trunk and +saw Hagrid lying on his back, his hand over his nose. +Grawp, apparently losing interest, had straightened +up again and was again engaged in pulling back the +pine as far as it would go. + +“Righ’,” said Hagrid thickly, getting up with one hand +pinching his bleeding nose and the other grasping his +crossbow. “Well ... there yeh are... Yeh’ve met him an’ + +— an’ now he’ll know yeh when yeh come back. Yeah +...well...” + +He looked up at Grawp, who was now pulling back +the pine with an expression of detached pleasure on +his boulderish face; the roots were creaking as he +ripped them away from the ground... + +“Well, I reckon tha’s enough fer one day,” said Hagrid. +“We’ll — er — we’ll go back now, shall we?” + +Harry and Hermione nodded. Hagrid shouldered his +crossbow again and, still pinching his nose, led the +way back into the trees. + +Nobody spoke for a while, not even when they heard +the distant crash that meant Grawp had pulled over +the pine tree at last. Hermione’s face was pale and +set. Harry could not think of a single thing to say. +What on earth was going to happen when somebody +Page | 890Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +found out that Hagrid had hidden Grawp in the +forest? And he had promised that he, Ron, and +Hermione would continue Hagrid’s totally pointless +attempts to civilize the giant... How could Hagrid, +even with his immense capacity to delude himself +that fanged monsters were lovably harmless, fool +himself that Grawp would ever be fit to mix with +humans? + +“Hold it,” said Hagrid abruptly, just as Harry and +Hermione were struggling through a patch of thick +knotgrass behind him. He pulled an arrow out of the +quiver over his shoulder and fitted it into the +crossbow. Harry and Hermione raised their wands; +now that they had stopped walking, they too could +hear movement close by. + +“Oh blimey,” said Hagrid quietly. + +“I thought that we told you, Hagrid,” said a deep male +voice, “that you are no longer welcome here?” + +A man’s naked torso seemed for an instant to be +floating toward them through the dappled green half- +light. Then they saw that his waist joined smoothly +with a horse’s chestnut body. This centaur had a +proud, high-cheekboned face and long black hair. + +Like Hagrid, he was armed: A quiverful of arrows and +a long bow were slung over his shoulders. + +“How are yeh, Magorian?” said Hagrid warily. + +The trees behind the centaur rustled and four or five +more emerged behind him. Harry recognized the +black-bodied and bearded Bane, whom he had met +nearly four years ago on the same night he had met +Firenze. Bane gave no sign that he had ever seen +Harry before. + + + +Page | 891Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So,” he said, with a nasty inflection in his voice, +before turning immediately to Magorian. “We agreed, I +think, what we would do if this human showed his +face in the forest again?” + +“ This human’ now, am I?” said Hagrid testily. “Jus’ +fer stoppin’ all of yeh committin’ murder?” + +“You ought not to have meddled, Hagrid,” said +Magorian. “Our ways are not yours, nor are our laws. +Firenze has betrayed and dishonored us.” + +“I dunno how yeh work that out,” said Hagrid +impatiently. “He’s done nothin’ except help Albus +Dumbledore — ” + +“Firenze has entered into servitude to humans,” said +a gray centaur with a hard, deeply lined face. + +“ Servitude !” said Hagrid scathingly. “He’s doin’ +Dumbledore a favor is all — ” + +“He is peddling our knowledge and secrets among +humans,” said Magorian quietly. “There can be no +return from such disgrace.” + +“If yeh say so,” said Hagrid, shrugging, “but +personally I think yeh ’re makin’ a big mistake — ” + +“As are you, human,” said Bane, “coming back into +our forest when we warned you — ” + +“Now, you listen ter me,” said Hagrid angrily. “I’ll have +less of the ‘our’ forest, if it’s all the same ter you. It’s +not up ter you who comes an’ goes in here — ” + +“No more is it up to you, Hagrid,” said Magorian +smoothly. “I shall let you pass today because you are +accompanied by your young — ” + +Page | 892Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re not his!” interrupted Bane contemptuously. +“Students, Magorian, from up at the school! They +have probably already profited from the traitor +F irenze ’s teachings ...” + +“Nevertheless,” said Magorian calmly, “the slaughter +of foals is a terrible crime... We do not touch the +innocent. Today, Hagrid, you pass. Henceforth, stay +away from this place. You forfeited the friendship of +the centaurs when you helped the traitor Firenze +escape us.” + +“I won’ be kept outta the fores’ by a bunch of mules +like you!” said Hagrid loudly. + +“Hagrid,” said Hermione in a high-pitched and +terrified voice, as both Bane and the gray centaur +pawed at the ground, “let’s go, please lets go! + +Hagrid moved forward, but his crossbow was still +raised and his eyes were still fixed threateningly upon +Magorian. + +“We know what you are keeping in the forest, Hagrid!” +Magorian called after them, as the centaurs slipped +out of sight. “And our tolerance is waning!” + +Hagrid turned and gave every appearance of wanting +to walk straight back to Magorian again. + +“You’ll tolerate him as long as he’s here, it’s as much +his forest as yours!” he yelled, while Harry and +Hermione both pushed with all their might against +Hagrid ’s moleskin waistcoat in an effort to keep him +moving forward. Still scowling, he looked down; his +expression changed to mild surprise at the sight of +them both pushing him. He seemed not to have felt it. + + + +Page | 893Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Calm down, you two,” he said, turning to walk on +while they panted along behind him. “Ruddy old nags +though, eh?” + +“Hagrid,” said Hermione breathlessly, skirting the +patch of nettles they had passed on their way there, +“if the centaurs don’t want humans in the forest, it +doesn’t really look as though Harry and I will be able + + + +“Ah, you heard what they said,” said Hagrid +dismissively “They wouldn’t hurt foals — I mean, +kids. Anyway, we can’ let ourselves be pushed around +by that lot...” + +“Nice try,” Harry murmured to Hermione, who looked +crestfallen. + +At last they rejoined the path and after another ten +minutes, the trees began to thin. They were able to +see patches of clear blue sky again and hear, in the +distance, the definite sounds of cheering and +shouting. + +“Was that another goal?” asked Hagrid, pausing in +the shelter of the trees as the Quidditch stadium +came into view. “Or d’you reckon the match is over?” + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione miserably. Harry saw +that she looked much the worse for wear; her hair +was full of bits of twig and leaves, her robes were +ripped in several places and there were numerous +scratches on her face and arms. He knew he could +look little better. + +“I reckon it’s over, yeh know!” said Hagrid, still +squinting toward the stadium. “Look — there’s people +cornin’ out already — if you two hurry yeh ’ll be able + + + +Page | 894Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ter blend in with the crowd an’ no one’ll know you +weren’t there!” + + + +“Good idea,” said Harry. “Well ... see you later, then, +Hagrid...” + +“I don’t believe him,” said Hermione in a very +unsteady voice, the moment they were out of earshot +of Hagrid. “I don’t believe him. I really don’t believe +him...” + +“Calm down,” said Harry. + +“Calm down!” she said feverishly. “A giant! A giant in +the forest! And we’re supposed to give him English +lessons! Always assuming, of course, we can get past +the herd of murderous centaurs on the way in and +out! I — don’t — believe — him!” + +“We haven’t got to do anything yet!” Harry tried to +reassure her in a quiet voice, as they joined a stream +of jabbering Hufflepuffs heading back toward the +castle. “He’s not asking us to do anything unless he +gets chucked out and that might not even happen — ” + +“Oh come off it, Harry!” said Hermione angrily, +stopping dead in her tracks so that the people behind +her had to swerve to avoid her. “Of course he’s going +to be chucked out and to be perfectly honest, after +what we’ve just seen, who can blame Umbridge?” + +There was a pause in which Harry glared at her, and +her eyes filled slowly with tears. + +“You didn’t mean that,” said Harry quietly. + +“No ... well ... all right ... I didn’t,” she said, wiping +her eyes angrily. “But why does he have to make life +so difficult for himself — for us?” + +Page | 895Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I dunno — ” + + + +Weasley is our King, + +Weasley is our King, + +He didn’t let the Quaffle in, + +Weasley is our King . . . + +“And I wish they’d stop singing that stupid song,” said +Hermione miserably, “haven’t they gloated enough?” + +A great tide of students was moving up the sloping +lawns from the pitch. + +“Oh, let’s get in before we have to meet the +Slytherins,” said Hermione. + +Weasley can save anything, + +He never leaves a single ring +That’s why Gryffindors all sing: + +Weasley is our King. + +“Hermione ...” said Harry slowly. + +The song was growing louder, but it was issuing not +from a crowd of green-and-silver-clad Slytherins, but +from a mass of red and gold moving slowly toward the +castle, which was bearing a solitary figure upon its +many shoulders... + +Weasley is our King, + +Weasley is our King, + +He didn’t let the Quaffle in, + +Weasley is our King . . . + +“No!” said Hermione in a hushed voice. + +“YES!” said Harry loudly. + + + +Page | 896Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“HARRY! HERMIONE!” yelled Ron, waving the silver +Quidditch Cup in the air and looking quite beside +himself. “WE DID IT! WE WON!” + + + +They beamed up at him as he passed; there was a +scrum at the door of the castle and Ron’s head got +rather badly bumped on the lintel, but nobody +seemed to want to put him down. Still singing, the +crowd squeezed itself into the entrance hall and out of +sight. Harry and Hermione watched them go, +beaming, until the last echoing strains of “Weasley Is +Our King” died away. Then they turned to each other, +their smiles fading. + +“We’ll save our news till tomorrow, shall we?” said +Harry. + +“Yes, all right,” said Hermione wearily. “I’m not in any +hurry...” + +They climbed the steps together. At the front doors +both instinctively looked back at the Forbidden +Forest. Harry was not sure whether it was his +imagination or not, but he rather thought he saw a +small cloud of birds erupting into the air over the +treetops in the distance, almost as though the tree in +which they had been nesting had just been pulled up +by the roots. + + + +Page | 897Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +O.W.L.S + + + +Ron’s euphoria at helping Gryffindor scrape the +Quidditch Cup was such that he could not settle to +anything next day. All he wanted to do was talk over +the match and Harry and Hermione found it very +difficult to find an opening in which to mention +Grawp — not that either of them tried very hard; +neither was keen to be the one to bring Ron back to +reality in quite such a brutal fashion. As it was +another fine, warm day, they persuaded him to join +them in studying under the beech tree on the edge of +the lake, where they stood less chance of being +overheard than in the common room. Ron was not +particularly keen on this idea at first; he was +thoroughly enjoying being patted on the back by +Gryffindors walking past his chair, not to mention the +occasional outbursts of “Weasley Is Our King,” but +agreed after a while that some fresh air might do him +good. + +They spread their books out in the shade of the beech +tree and sat down while Ron talked them through his + + + +Page | 898Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +first save of the match for what felt like the dozenth +time. + +“Well, I mean, I’d already let in that one of Davies’s, +so I wasn’t feeling that confident, but I dunno, when +Bradley came toward me, just out of nowhere, I +thought — you can do this\ And I had about a second +to decide which way to fly, you know, because he +looked like he was aiming for the right goal hoop — +my right, obviously, his left — but I had a funny +feeling that he was feinting, and so I took the chance +and flew left — his right, I mean — and — well — you +saw what happened,” he concluded modestly, +sweeping his hair back quite unnecessarily so that it +looked interestingly windswept and glancing around +to see whether the people nearest to them — a bunch +of gossiping third-year Hufflepuffs — had heard him. +“And then, when Chambers came at me about five +minutes later — what?” Ron said, stopping mid- +sentence at the look on Harry’s face. “Why are you +grinning?” + +“I’m not,” said Harry quickly, looking down at his +Transfiguration notes and attempting to straighten +his face. The truth was that Ron had just reminded +Harry forcibly of another Gryffindor Quidditch player +who had once sat rumpling his hair under this very +tree. “I’m just glad we won, that’s all.” + +“Yeah,” said Ron slowly, savoring the words, “we won. +Did you see the look on Chang’s face when Ginny got +the Snitch right out from under her nose?” + +“I suppose she cried, did she?” said Harry bitterly. + +“Well, yeah — more out of temper than anything, +though ...” Ron frowned slightly. “But you saw her +chuck her broom away when she got back to the +ground, didn’t you?” + +Page | 899Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — ” said Harry. + +“Well, actually ... no, Ron,” said Hermione with a +heavy sigh, putting down her book and looking at him +apologetically. “As a matter of fact, the only bit of the +match Harry and I saw was Davies’s first goal.” + +Ron’s carefully ruffled hair seemed to wilt with +disappointment. + +“You didn’t watch?” he said faintly, looking from one +to the other. “You didn’t see me make any of those +saves?” + +“Well — no,” said Hermione, stretching out a +placatory hand toward him. “But Ron, we didn’t want +to leave — we had to!” + +“Yeah?” said Ron, whose face was growing rather red. +“How come?” + +“It was Hagrid,” said Harry. “He decided to tell us why +he’s been covered in injuries ever since he got back +from the giants. He wanted us to go into the forest +with him, we had no choice, you know how he gets... +Anyway ...” + +The story was told in five minutes, by the end of +which Ron’s indignation had been replaced by a look +of total incredulity. + +“He brought one back and hid it in the forest?” + +“Yep,” said Harry grimly. + +“No,” said Ron, as though by saying this he could +make it untrue. “No, he can’t have...” + + + +Page | 900Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, he has,” said Hermione firmly. “Grawp’s about +sixteen feet tall, enjoys ripping up twenty-foot pine +trees, and knows me,” she snorted, “as Hermy.” + +Ron gave a nervous laugh. + +“And Hagrid wants us to . . . ?” + +“Teach him English, yeah,” said Harry. + +“He’s lost his mind,” said Ron in an almost awed +voice. + +“Yes,” said Hermione irritably, turning a page of +Intermediate Transfiguration and glaring at a series of +diagrams showing an owl turning into a pair of opera +glasses. “Yes, I’m starting to think he has. But +unfortunately, he made Harry and me promise.” + +“Well, you’re just going to have to break your promise, +that’s all,” said Ron firmly. “I mean, come on ... We’ve +got exams and we’re about that far,” he held up his +hand to show thumb and forefinger a millimeter +apart, “from being chucked out as it is. And anyway +... remember Norbert? Remember Aragog? Have we +ever come off better for mixing with any of Hagrid ’s +monster mates?” + +“I know, it’s just that — we promised,” said Hermione +in a small voice. + +Ron smoothed his hair flat again, looking +preoccupied. + +“Well,” he sighed, “Hagrid hasn’t been sacked yet, has +he? He’s hung on this long, maybe he’ll hang on till +the end of term and we won’t have to go near Grawp +at all.” + + + +Page | 901Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The castle grounds were gleaming in the sunlight as +though freshly painted; the cloudless sky smiled at +itself in the smoothly sparkling lake, the satin-green +lawns rippled occasionally in a gentle breeze: June +had arrived, but to the fifth years this meant only one +thing: Their O.W.L.s were upon them at last. + +Their teachers were no longer setting them +homework; lessons were devoted to reviewing those +topics their teachers thought most likely to come up +in the exams. The purposeful, feverish atmosphere +drove nearly everything but the O.W.L.s from Harry’s +mind, though he did wonder occasionally during +Potions lessons whether Lupin had ever told Snape +that he must continue giving Harry Occlumency +tuition: If he had, then Snape had ignored Lupin as +thoroughly as he was now ignoring Harry. This suited +Harry very well; he was quite busy and tense enough +without extra classes with Snape, and to his relief +Hermione was much too preoccupied these days to +badger him about Occlumency. She was spending a +lot of time muttering to herself and had not laid out +any elf clothes for days. + +She was not the only person acting oddly as the +O.W.L.s drew steadily nearer. Ernie Macmillan had +developed an irritating habit of interrogating people +about their study habits. + +“How many hours d’you think you’re doing a day?” he +demanded of Harry and Ron as they queued outside +Herbology, a manic gleam in his eyes. + +“I dunno,” said Ron. “A few ...” + +“More or less than eight?” + +“Less, I s’pose,” said Ron, looking slightly alarmed. + + + +Page | 902Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm doing eight,” said Ernie, puffing out his chest. +“Eight or nine. I’m getting an hour in before breakfast +every day. Eight’s my average. I can do ten on a good +weekend day. I did nine and a half on Monday. Not so +good on Tuesday — only seven and a quarter. Then +on Wednesday — ■” + +Harry was deeply thankful that Professor Sprout +ushered them into greenhouse three at that point, +forcing Ernie to abandon his recital. + +Meanwhile Draco Malfoy had found a different way to +induce panic. + +“Of course, it’s not what you know,” he was heard to +tell Crabbe and Goyle loudly outside Potions a few +days before the exams were to start, “it’s who you +know. Now, Father���s been friendly with the head of +the Wizarding Examinations Authority for years — old +Griselda Marchbanks — we’ve had her round for +dinner and everything...” + +“Do you think that’s true?” Hermione whispered to +Harry and Ron, looking frightened. + +“Nothing we can do about it if it is,” said Ron +gloomily. + +“I don’t think it’s true,” said Neville quietly from +behind them. “Because Griselda Marchbanks is a +friend of my gran’s, and she’s never mentioned the +Malfoys.” + +“What’s she like, Neville?” asked Hermione at once. + +“Is she strict?” + +“Bit like Gran, really,” said Neville in a subdued voice. + + + +Page | 903Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Knowing her won’t hurt your chances though, will +it?” Ron told him encouragingly. + +“Oh, I don’t think it will make any difference,” said +Neville, still more miserably. “Gran’s always telling +Professor Marchbanks I’m not as good as my dad... +Well ... you saw what she’s like at St. Mungo’s...” + +Neville looked fixedly at the floor. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione glanced at one another, but didn’t know +what to say. It was the first time that Neville had +acknowledged that they had met at the Wizarding +hospital. + +Meanwhile a flourishing black-market trade in aids to +concentration, mental agility, and wakefulness had +sprung up among the fifth and seventh years. Harry +and Ron were much tempted by the bottle of +Baruffio’s Brain Elixir offered to them by Ravenclaw +sixth year Eddie Carmichael, who swore it was solely +responsible for the nine “Outstanding” O.W.L.s he +had gained the previous summer and was offering the +whole pint for a mere twelve Galleons. Ron assured +Harry he would reimburse him for his half the +moment he left Hogwarts and got a job, but before +they could close the deal, Hermione had confiscated +the bottle from Carmichael and poured the contents +down a toilet. + +“Hermione, we wanted to buy that!” shouted Ron. + +“Don’t be stupid,” she snarled. “You might as well +take Harold Dingle’s powdered dragon claw and have +done with it.” + +“Dingle’s got powdered dragon claw?” said Ron +eagerly. + + + +Page | 904Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not anymore,” said Hermione. “I confiscated that too. +None of these things actually works you know — ” + +“Dragon claw does work!” said Ron. “It’s supposed to +be incredible, really gives your brain a boost, you +come over all cunning for a few hours — Hermione, +let me have a pinch, go on, it can’t hurt — ” + +“This stuff can,” said Hermione grimly. “I’ve had a +look at it, and it’s actually dried doxy droppings.” + +This information took the edge off Harry and Ron’s +desire for brain stimulants. + +They received their examination schedules and details +of the procedure for O.W.L.s during their next +Transfiguration lesson. + +“As you can see,” Professor McGonagall told the class +while they copied down the dates and times of their +exams from the blackboard, “your O.W.L.s are spread +over two successive weeks. You will sit the theory +exams in the mornings and the practice in the +afternoons. Your practical Astronomy examination +will, of course, take place at night. + +“Now, I must warn you that the most stringent Anti- +Cheating Charms have been applied to your +examination papers. Auto-Answer Quills are banned +from the examination hall, as are Remembralls, +Detachable Cribbing Cuffs, and Self- Correcting Ink. +Every year, I am afraid to say, seems to harbor at +least one student who thinks that he or she can get +around the Wizarding Examinations Authority’s rules. +I can only hope that it is nobody in Gryffindor. Our +new — headmistress” — Professor McGonagall +pronounced the word with the same look on her face +that Aunt Petunia had whenever she was +contemplating a particularly stubborn bit of dirt — +Page | 905Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“has asked the Heads of House to tell their students +that cheating will be punished most severely — +because, of course, your examination results will +reflect upon the headmistress’s new regime at the +school...” + +Professor McGonagall gave a tiny sigh. Harry saw the +nostrils of her sharp nose flare. + +“However, that is no reason not to do your very best. +You have your own futures to think about.” + +“Please, Professor,” said Hermione, her hand in the +air, “when will we find out our results?” + +“An owl will be sent to you some time in July,” said +Professor McGonagall. + +“Excellent,” said Dean Thomas in an audible whisper, +“so we don’t have to worry about it till the holidays...” + +Harry imagined sitting in his bedroom in Privet Drive +in six weeks’ time, waiting for his O.W.L. results. + +Well, he thought, at least he would be sure of one bit +of post next summer... + +Their first exam, Theory of Charms, was scheduled for +Monday morning. Harry agreed to test Hermione after +lunch on Sunday but regretted it almost at once. She +was very agitated and kept snatching the book back +from him to check that she had gotten the answer +completely right, finally hitting him hard on the nose +with the sharp edge of Achievements in Charming. + +“Why don’t you just do it yourself?” he said firmly, +handing the book back to her, his eyes watering. + +Meanwhile Ron was reading two years of Charms +notes with his fingers in his ears, his lips moving + +Page | 906Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +soundlessly; Seamus was lying flat on his back on the +floor, reciting the definition of a Substantive Charm, +while Dean checked it against The Standard Book of +Spells, Grade 5; and Parvati and Lavender, who were +practicing basic locomotion charms, were making +their pencil cases race each other around the edge of +the table. + +Dinner was a subdued affair that night. Harry and +Ron did not talk much, but ate with gusto, having +studied hard all day. Hermione on the other hand +kept putting down her knife and fork and diving +under the table for her bag, from which she would +seize a book to check some fact or figure. Ron was +just telling her that she ought to eat a decent meal or +she would not sleep that night, when her fork slid +from her limp fingers and landed with a loud tinkle on +her plate. + +“Oh, my goodness,” she said faintly, staring into the +entrance hall. “Is that them? Is that the examiners?” + +Harry and Ron whipped around on their bench. +Through the doors to the Great Hall they could see +Umbridge standing with a small group of ancient- +looking witches and wizards. Umbridge, Harry was +pleased to see, looked rather nervous. + +“Shall we go and have a closer look?” said Ron. + +Harry and Hermione nodded and they hastened +toward the double doors into the entrance hall, +slowing down as they stepped over the threshold to +walk sedately past the examiners. Harry thought +Professor Marchbanks must be the tiny, stooped +witch with a face so lined it looked as though it had +been draped in cobwebs; Umbridge was speaking to +her very deferentially. Professor Marchbanks seemed + + + +Page | 907Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to be a little deaf; she was answering Umbridge very +loudly considering that they were only a foot apart. + +“Journey was fine, journey was fine, we’ve made it +plenty of times before!” she said impatiently. “Now, I +haven’t heard from Dumbledore lately!” she added, +peering around the hall as though hopeful he might +suddenly emerge from a broom cupboard. “No idea +where he is, I suppose?” + +“None at all,” said Umbridge, shooting a malevolent +look at Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who were now +dawdling around the foot of the stairs as Ron +pretended to do up his shoelace. “But I daresay the +Ministry of Magic will track him down soon enough...” + +“I doubt it,” shouted tiny Professor Marchbanks, “not +if Dumbledore doesn’t want to be found! I should +know... Examined him personally in Transfiguration +and Charms when he did N.E.W.T.s ... Did things +with a wand I’d never seen before ...” + +“Yes ... well ...” said Professor Umbridge as Harry, +Ron, and Hermione dragged their feet up the marble +staircase as slowly as they dared, “let me show you to +the staffroom ... I daresay you’d like a cup of tea after +your journey...” + +It was an uncomfortable sort of an evening. Everyone +was trying to do some last-minute studying but +nobody seemed to be getting very far. Harry went to +bed early but then lay awake for what felt like hours. +He remembered his careers consultation and +McGonagall’s furious declaration that she would help +him become an Auror if it was the last thing she did... +He wished he had expressed a more achievable +ambition now that exam time was here... He knew +that he was not the only one lying awake, but none of + + + +Page | 908Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the others in the dormitory spoke and finally, one by +one, they fell asleep. + +None of the fifth years talked very much at breakfast +next day either. Parvati was practicing incantations +under her breath while the salt cellar in front of her +twitched, Hermione was rereading Achievement in +Charming so fast that her eyes appeared blurred, and +Neville kept dropping his knife and fork and knocking +over the marmalade. + +Once breakfast was over, the fifth and seventh years +milled around in the entrance hall while the other +students went off to lessons. Then, at half-past nine, +they were called forward class by class to reenter the +Great Hall, which was now arranged exactly as Harry +had seen it in the Pensieve when his father, Sirius, +and Snape had been taking their O.W.L.s. The four +House tables had been removed and replaced instead +with many tables for one, all facing the staff-table end +of the Hall where Professor McGonagall stood facing +them. When they were all seated and quiet she said, +“You may begin,” and turned over an enormous +hourglass on the desk beside her, on which were also +spare quills, ink bottles, and rolls of parchment. + +Harry turned over his paper, his heart thumping +hard... Three rows to his right and four seats ahead, +Hermione was already scribbling. . . He lowered his +eyes to the first question: a) Give the incantation, and +b) describe the wand movement required to make +objects fly... + +Harry had a fleeting memory of a club soaring high +into the air and landing loudly on the thick skull of a +troll... Smiling slightly, he bent over the paper and +began to write... + + + +Page | 909Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, it wasn’t too bad, was it?” asked Hermione +anxiously in the entrance hall two hours later, still +clutching the exam paper. “I’m not sure I did myself +justice on Cheering Charms, I just ran out of time — +did you put in the countercharm for hiccups? I wasn’t +sure whether I ought to, it felt like too much — and +on question twenty-three — ” + +“Hermione,” said Ron sternly, “we’ve been through +this before... We’re not going through every exam +afterward, it’s bad enough doing them once.” + +The fifth years ate lunch with the rest of the school +(the four House tables reappeared over the lunch +hour) and then trooped off into the small chamber +beside the Great Hall, where they were to wait until +called for their practical examination. As small groups +of students were called forward in alphabetical order, +those left behind muttered incantations and practiced +wand movements, occasionally poking one another in +the back or eye by mistake. + +Hermione’s name was called. Trembling, she left the +chamber with Anthony Goldstein, Gregory Goyle, and +Daphne Greengrass. Students who had already been +tested did not return afterward, so Harry and Ron +had no idea how Hermione had done. + +“She’ll be fine — remember she got a hundred and +twelve percent on one of our Charms tests?” said Ron. + +Ten minutes later, Professor Flitwick called, +“Parkinson, Pansy — Patil, Padma — Patil, Parvati — +Potter, Harry.” + +“Good luck,” said Ron quietly. Harry walked into the +Great Hall, clutching his wand so tightly his hand +shook. + + + +Page | 910Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor Tofty is free, Potter,” squeaked Professor +Flitwick, who was standing just inside the door. He +pointed Harry toward what looked like the very oldest +and baldest examiner, who was sitting behind a small +table in a far corner, a short distance from Professor +Marchbanks, who was halfway through testing Draco +Malfoy. + +“Potter, is it?” said Professor Tofty, consulting his +notes and peering over his pince-nez at Harry as he +approached. “The famous Potter?” + +Out of the corner of his eye, Harry distinctly saw +Malfoy throw a scathing look over at him; the wine +glass Malfoy had been levitating fell to the floor and +smashed. Harry could not suppress a grin. Professor +Tofty smiled back at him encouragingly. + +“That’s it,” he said in his quavery old voice, “no need +to be nervous... Now, if I could ask you to take this +eggcup and make it do some cartwheels for me...” + +On the whole Harry thought it went rather well; his +Levitation Charm was certainly much better than +Malfoy’s had been, though he wished he had not +mixed up the incantations for Color- Change and +Growth Charms, so that the rat he was supposed to +be turning orange swelled shockingly and was the size +of a badger before Harry could rectify his mistake. He +was glad Hermione had not been in the Hall at the +time and neglected to mention it to her afterward. He +could tell Ron, though; Ron had caused a dinner plate +to mutate into a large mushroom and had no idea +how it had happened. + +There was no time to relax that night — they went +straight to the common room after dinner and +submerged themselves in studying for Transfiguration + + + +Page | 911Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +next day. Harry went to bed, his head buzzing with +complex spell models and theories. + +He forgot the definition of a Switching Spell during his +written exam next morning, but thought his practical +could have been a lot worse. At least he managed to +vanish the whole of his iguana, whereas poor Hannah +Abbott lost her head completely at the next table and +somehow managed to multiply her ferret into a flock +of flamingos, causing the examination to be halted for +ten minutes while the birds were captured and +carried out of the Hall. + +They had their Herbology exam on Wednesday (other +than a small bite from a Fanged Geranium, Harry felt +he had done reasonably well) and then, on Thursday, +Defense Against the Dark Arts. Here, for the first +time, Harry felt sure he had passed. He had no +problem with any of the written questions and took +particular pleasure, during the practical examination, +in performing all the counterjinxes and defensive +spells right in front of Umbridge, who was watching +coolly from near the doors into the entrance hall. + +“Oh bravo!” cried Professor Tofty, who was examining +Harry again, when Harry demonstrated a perfect +boggart banishing spell. “Very good indeed! Well, I +think that’s all, Potter ... unless ...” + +He leaned forward a little. + +“I heard, from my dear friend Tiberius Ogden, that +you can produce a Patronus? For a bonus point ... ?” + +Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, +and imagined her being sacked. + +“Expecto Patronum).” + + + +Page | 912Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The silver stag erupted from the end of his wand and +cantered the length of the hall. All of the examiners +looked around to watch its progress and when it +dissolved into silver mist, Professor Tofty clapped his +veined and knotted hands enthusiastically. + +“Excellent!” he said. “Very well, Potter, you may go!” + +As Harry passed Umbridge beside the door their eyes +met. There was a nasty smile playing around her +wide, slack mouth, but he did not care. Unless he was +very much mistaken (and he was not planning on +saying it to anybody, in case he was), he had just +achieved an “Outstanding” O.W.L. + +On Friday, Harry and Ron had a day off while +Hermione sat her Ancient Runes exam, and as they +had the whole weekend in front of them, they +permitted themselves a break from studying. They +stretched and yawned beside the open window, +through which warm summer air wafted over them as +they played a desultory game of wizard chess. Harry +could see Hagrid in the distance, teaching a class on +the edge of the forest. He was trying to guess what +creatures they were examining — he thought it must +be unicorns, because the boys seemed to be standing +back a little — when the portrait hole opened and +Hermione clambered in, looking thoroughly bad +tempered. + +“How were the runes?” said Ron, yawning and +stretching. + +“I mistranslated ‘ehwaz,’ ” said Hermione furiously. “It +means ‘partnership,’ not ‘defense,’ I mixed it up with +‘eihwaz.’ ” + +“Ah well,” said Ron lazily, “that’s only one mistake, +isn’t it, you’ll still get — ” + +Page | 913Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh shut up,” said Hermione angrily, “it could be the +one mistake that makes the difference between a pass +and a fail. And what’s more, someone’s put another +niffler in Umbridge’s office, I don’t know how they got +it through that new door, but I just walked past there +and Umbridge is shrieking her head off — by the +sound of it, it tried to take a chunk out of her leg — ” + +“Good,” said Harry and Ron together. + +“It is not good!” said Hermione hotly. “She thinks it’s +Hagrid doing it, remember? And we do not want +Hagrid chucked out!” + +“He’s teaching at the moment, she can’t blame him,” +said Harry, gesturing out of the window. + +“Oh, you’re so naive sometimes, Harry, you really +think Umbridge will wait for proof?” said Hermione, +who seemed determined to be in a towering temper, +and she swept off toward the girls’ dormitories, +banging the door behind her. + +“Such a lovely, sweet-tempered girl,” said Ron, very +quietly, prodding his queen forward so that she could +begin beating up one of Harry’s knights. + +Hermione ’s bad mood persisted for most of the +weekend, though Harry and Ron found it quite easy +to ignore as they spent most of Saturday and Sunday +studying for Potions on Monday, the exam to which +Harry was looking forward least and which he was +sure would be the one that would be the downfall of +his ambitions to become an Auror. Sure enough, he +found the written exam difficult, though he thought +he might have got full marks on the question about +Polyjuice Potion: He could describe its effects +extremely accurately, having taken it illegally in his +second year. + +Page | 914Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The afternoon practical was not as dreadful as he had +expected it to be. With Snape absent from the +proceedings he found that he was much more relaxed +than he usually was while making potions. Neville, +who was sitting very near Harry, also looked happier +than Harry had ever seen him during a Potions class. +When Professor Marchbanks said, “Step away from +your cauldrons, please, the examination is over,” +Harry corked his sample flask feeling that he might +not have achieved a good grade but that he had, with +luck, avoided a fail. + +“Only four exams left,” said Parvati Patil wearily as +they headed back to Gryffindor common room. + +��Only!” said Hermione snappishly. “I’ve got +Arithmancy and it’s probably the toughest subject +there is!” + +Nobody was foolish enough to snap back, so she was +unable to vent her spleen on any of them and was +reduced to telling off some first years for giggling too +loudly in the common room. + +Harry was determined to perform well in Tuesday’s +Care of Magical Creatures exam so as not to let +Hagrid down. The practical examination took place in +the afternoon on the lawn on the edge of the +Forbidden Forest, where students were required to +correctly identify the knarl hidden among a dozen +hedgehogs (the trick was to offer them all milk in +turn: knarls, highly suspicious creatures whose quills +had many magical properties, generally went berserk +at what they saw as an attempt to poison them); then +demonstrate correct handling of a bowtruckle, feed +and clean a fire-crab without sustaining serious +burns, and choose, from a wide selection of food, the +diet they would give a sick unicorn. + + + +Page | 915Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could see Hagrid watching anxiously out of his +cabin window. When Harry’s examiner, a plump little +witch this time, smiled at him and told him he could +leave, Harry gave Hagrid a fleeting thumbs-up before +heading back up to the castle. + +The Astronomy theory exam on Wednesday morning +went well enough; Harry was not convinced he had +got the names of all of Jupiter’s moons right, but was +at least confident that none of them was inhabited by +mice. They had to wait until evening for their practical +Astronomy; the afternoon was devoted instead to +Divination. + +Even by Harry’s low standards in Divination, the +exam went very badly. He might as well have tried to +see moving pictures in the desktop as in the +stubbornly blank crystal ball; he lost his head +completely during tea-leaf reading, saying it looked to +him as though Professor Marchbanks would shortly +be meeting a round, dark, soggy stranger, and +rounded off the whole fiasco by mixing up the life and +head lines on her palm and informing her that she +ought to have died the previous Tuesday. + +“Well, we were always going to fail that one,” said Ron +gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He +had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him +how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly +man with a wart on his nose in his crystal ball, only +to look up and realize he had been describing his +examiner’s reflection. + +“We shouldn’t have taken the stupid subject in the +first place,” said Harry. + +“Still, at least we can give it up now.” + + + +Page | 916Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what +happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly ...” + +“And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell +die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin +where they belong.” + +Harry laughed just as Hermione came running up +behind them. He stopped laughing at once, in case it +annoyed her. + +“Well, I think I’ve done all right in Arithmancy,” she +said, and Harry and Ron both sighed with relief. “Just +time for a quick look over our star charts before +dinner, then ...” + +When they reached the top of the Astronomy Tower at +eleven o’clock they found a perfect night for +stargazing, cloudless and still. The grounds were +bathed in silvery moonlight, and there was a slight +chill in the air. Each of them set up his or her +telescope and, when Professor Marchbanks gave the +word, proceeded to fill in the blank star chart he or +she had been given. + +Professors Marchbanks and Tofty strolled among +them, watching as they entered the precise positions +of the stars and planets they were observing. All was +quiet except for the rustle of parchment, the +occasional creak of a telescope as it was adjusted on +its stand, and the scribbling of many quills. Half an +hour passed, then an hour; the little squares of +reflected gold light flickering on the ground below +started to vanish as lights in the castle windows were +extinguished. + +As Harry completed the constellation Orion on his +chart, however, the front doors of the castle opened +directly below the parapet where he was standing, so + +Page | 917Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that light spilled down the stone steps a little way +across the lawn. Harry glanced down as he made a +slight adjustment to the position of his telescope and +saw five or six elongated shadows moving over the +brightly lit grass before the doors swung shut and the +lawn became a sea of darkness once more. + +Harry put his eye back to his telescope and refocused +it, now examining Venus. He looked down at his chart +to enter the planet there, but something distracted +him. Pausing with his quill suspended over the +parchment, he squinted down into the shadowy +grounds and saw half a dozen figures walking over +the lawn. If they had not been moving, and the +moonlight had not been gilding the tops of their +heads, they would have been indistinguishable from +the dark ground on which they stood. Even at this +distance, Harry had a funny feeling that he +recognized the walk of the squattest among them, +who seemed to be leading the group. + +He could not think why Umbridge would be taking a +stroll outside past midnight, much less accompanied +by five others. Then somebody coughed behind him, +and he remembered that he was halfway through an +exam. He had quite forgotten Venus’s position — +jamming his eye to his telescope, he found it again +and was again on the point of entering it on his chart +when, alert for any odd sound, he heard a distant +knock that echoed through the deserted grounds, +followed immediately by the muffled barking of a large +dog. + +He looked up, his heart hammering. There were lights +on in Hagrid’s windows and the people he had +observed crossing the lawn were now silhouetted +against them. The door opened and he distinctly saw +six tiny but sharply defined figures walk over the + + + +Page | 918Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +threshold. The door closed again and there was +silence. + +Harry felt very uneasy. He glanced around to see +whether Ron or Hermione had noticed what he had, +but Professor Marchbanks came walking behind him +at that moment, and not wanting to appear as though +he was sneaking looks at anyone else’s work, he +hastily bent over his star chart and pretended to be +adding notes to it while really peering over the top of +the parapet toward Hagrid’s cabin. Figures were now +moving across the cabin windows, temporarily +blocking the light. + +He could feel Professor Marchbanks’s eyes on the +back of his neck and pressed his eye again to his +telescope, staring up at the moon though he had +marked its position an hour ago, but as Professor +Marchbanks moved on he heard a roar from the +distant cabin that echoed through the darkness right +to the top of the Astronomy Tower. Several of the +people around Harry ducked out from behind their +telescopes and peered instead in the direction of +Hagrid’s cabin. + +Professor Tofty gave another dry little cough. + +“Try and concentrate, now, boys and girls,” he said +softly. + +Most people returned to their telescopes. Harry looked +to his left. Hermione was gazing transfixed at +Hagrid’s. + +“Ahem — twenty minutes to go,” said Professor Tofty. + +Hermione jumped and returned at once to her star +chart; Harry looked down at his own and noticed that + + + +Page | 919Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he had mislabelled Venus as Mars. He bent to correct +it. + +There was a loud BANG from the grounds. Several +people said “Ouch!” as they poked themselves in the +face with the ends of their telescopes, hastening to +see what was going on below. + +Hagrid’s door had burst open and by the light flooding +out of the cabin they saw him quite clearly, a massive +figure roaring and brandishing his fists, surrounded +by six people, all of whom, judging by the tiny threads +of red light they were casting in his direction, seemed +to be attempting to Stun him. + +“No!” cried Hermione. + +“My dear!” said Professor Tofty in a scandalized voice. +“This is an examination!” + +But nobody was paying the slightest attention to their +star charts anymore: Jets of red light were still flying +beside Hagrid’s cabin, yet somehow they seemed to be +bouncing off him. He was still upright and still, as far +as Harry could see, fighting. Cries and yells echoed +across the grounds; a man yelled, “Be reasonable, +Hagrid!” and Hagrid roared, “Reasonable be damned, +yeh won’ take me like this, Dawlish!” + +Harry could see the tiny outline of Fang, attempting +to defend Hagrid, leaping at the wizards surrounding +him until a Stunning Spell caught him and he fell to +the ground. Hagrid gave a howl of fury, lifted the +culprit bodily from the ground, and threw him: The +man flew what looked like ten feet and did not get up +again. Hermione gasped, both hands over her mouth; +Harry looked around at Ron and saw that he too was +looking scared. None of them had ever seen Hagrid in +a real temper before... + +Page | 920Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look!” squealed Parvati, who was leaning over the +parapet and pointing to the foot of the castle where +the front doors seemed to have opened again; more +light had spilled out onto the dark lawn and a single +long black shadow was now rippling across the lawn. + +“Now, really!” said Professor Tofty anxiously. “Only +sixteen minutes left, you know!” + +But nobody paid him the slightest attention: They +were watching the person now sprinting toward the +battle beside Hagrid’s cabin. + +“How dare you!” the figure shouted as she ran. “How +dare you!” + +“It’s McGonagall!” whispered Hermione. + +“Leave him alone! Alone, I say!” said Professor +McGonagall’s voice through the darkness. “On what +grounds are you attacking him? He has done nothing, +nothing to warrant such — ” + +Hermione, Parvati, and Lavender all screamed. No +fewer than four Stunners had shot from the figures +around the cabin toward Professor McGonagall. +Halfway between cabin and castle the red beams +collided with her. For a moment she looked luminous, +illuminated by an eerie red glow, then was lifted right +off her feet, landed hard on her back, and moved no +more. + +“Galloping gargoyles!” shouted Professor Tofty, who +seemed to have forgotten the exam completely. “Not +so much as a warning! Outrageous behavior!” + +“COWARDS!” bellowed Hagrid, his voice carrying +clearly to the top of the tower, and several lights + + + +Page | 921Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +flickered back on inside the castle. “RUDDY +COWARDS! HAVE SOME O’ THAT — AN’ THAT — ” + +“Oh my — ” gasped Hermione. + +Hagrid took two massive swipes at his closest +attackers; judging by their immediate collapse, they +had been knocked cold. Harry saw him double over +and thought for a moment that he had finally been +overcome by a spell, but on the contrary, next +moment Hagrid was standing again with what +appeared to be a sack on his back — then Harry +realized that Fang’s limp body was draped around his +shoulders. + +“Get him, get him!” screamed Umbridge, but her +remaining helper seemed highly reluctant to go within +reach of Hagrid ’s fists. Indeed, he was backing away +so fast he tripped over one of his unconscious +colleagues and fell over. Hagrid had turned and +begun to run with Fang still hung around his neck; +Umbridge sent one last Stunning Spell after him but +it missed, and Hagrid, running full-pelt toward the +distant gates, disappeared into the darkness. + +There was a long minute’s quivering silence, +everybody gazing openmouthed into the grounds. +Then Professor Tofty’s voice said feebly, “Um ... five +minutes to go, everybody ...” + +Though he had only filled in two-thirds of his chart, +Harry was desperate for the end of the exam. When it +came at last he, Ron, and Hermione forced their +telescopes haphazardly back into their holders and +dashed back down the spiral staircase. None of the +students were going to bed — they were all talking +loudly and excitedly at the foot of the stairs about +what they had witnessed. + + + +Page | 922Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That evil woman!” gasped Hermione, who seemed to +be having difficulty talking due to rage. “Trying to +sneak up on Hagrid in the dead of night!” + +“She clearly wanted to avoid another scene like +Trelawney’s,” said Ernie Macmillan sagely, squeezing +over to join them. + +“Hagrid did well, didn’t he?” said Ron, who looked +more alarmed than impressed. “How come all the +spells bounced off him?” + +“It’ll be his giant blood,” said Hermione shakily. “It’s +very hard to Stun a giant, they’re like trolls, really +tough... But poor Professor McGonagall... Four +Stunners straight in the chest, and she’s not exactly +young, is she?” + +“Dreadful, dreadful,” said Ernie, shaking his head +pompously. “Well, I’m off to bed... ’Night, all ...” + +People around them were drifting away, still talking +excitedly about what they had just seen. + +“At least they didn’t get to take Hagrid off to +Azkaban,” said Ron. “I ’spect he’s gone to join +Dumbledore, hasn’t he?” + +“I suppose so,” said Hermione, who looked tearful. +“Oh, this is awful, I really thought Dumbledore would +be back before long, but now we’ve lost Hagrid too...” + +They traipsed back to the Gryffindor common room to +find it full. The commotion out in the grounds had +woken several people, who had hastened to rouse +their friends. Seamus and Dean, who had arrived +ahead of Harry, Ron, and Hermione, were now telling +everyone what they had heard from the top of the +Astronomy Tower. + +Page | 923Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But why sack Hagrid now?” asked Angelina Johnson, +shaking her head. “It’s not like Trelawney, he’s been +teaching much better than usual this year!” + +“Umbridge hates part-humans,” said Hermione +bitterly, flopping down into an armchair. “She was +always going to try and get Hagrid out.” + +“And she thought Hagrid was putting nifflers in her +office,” piped up Katie Bell. + +“Oh blimey,” said Lee Jordan, covering his mouth. + +“It’s me’s been putting the nifflers in her office, Fred +and George left me a couple, I’ve been levitating them +in through her window...” + +“She’d have sacked him anyway,” said Dean. “He was +too close to Dumbledore.” + +“That’s true,��� said Harry, sinking into an armchair +beside Hermione ’s. + +“I just hope Professor McGonagall’s all right,” said +Lavender tearfully. + +“They carried her back up to the castle, we watched +through the dormitory window,” said Colin Creevey. +“She didn’t look very well...” + +“Madam Pomfrey will sort her out,” said Alicia +Spinnet firmly. “She’s never failed yet.” + +It was nearly four in the morning before the common +room cleared. Harry felt wide awake — the image of +Hagrid sprinting away into the dark was haunting +him. He was so angry with Umbridge he could not +think of a punishment bad enough for her, though +Ron’s suggestion of having her fed to a box of starving +Blast-Ended Skrewts had its merits. He fell asleep +Page | 924Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +contemplating hideous revenges and arose from bed +three hours later feeling distinctly unrested. + + + +Their final exam, History of Magic, was not to take +place until that afternoon. Harry would very much +have liked to go back to bed after breakfast, but he +had been counting on the morning for a spot of last- +minute studying, so instead he sat with his head in +his hands by the common room window, trying hard +not to doze off as he read through some of the notes +stacked three-and-a-half feet high that Hermione had +lent him. + +The fifth years entered the Great Hall at two o’clock +and took their places in front of their overturned +examination papers. Harry felt exhausted. He just +wanted this to be over so that he could go and sleep. +Then tomorrow, he and Ron were going to go down to +the Quidditch pitch — he was going to have a fly on +Ron’s broom and savor their freedom from studying... + +“Turn over your papers,” said Professor Marchbanks +from the front of the Hall, flicking over the giant +hourglass. “You may begin...” + +Harry stared fixedly at the first question. It was +several seconds before it occurred to him that he had +not taken in a word of it; there was a wasp buzzing +distractingly against one of the high windows. Slowly, +tortuously, he began to write an answer. + +He was finding it very difficult to remember names +and kept confusing dates. He simply skipped question +four: In your opinion, did wand legislation contribute +to, or lead to better control of, goblin riots of the +eighteenth century? thinking that he would go back to +it if he had time at the end. He had a stab at question +five: How was the Statute of Secrecy breached in 1 749 +and what measures were introduced to prevent a +Page | 925Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +recurrence? but had a nagging suspicion that he had +missed several important points. He had a feeling +vampires had come into the story somewhere... + +He looked ahead for a question he could definitely +answer and his eyes alighted upon number ten. + +Describe the circumstances that led to the Formation +of the International Confederation of Wizards and +explain why the warlocks of Liechtenstein refused to +join. + +I know this, Harry thought, though his brain felt +torpid and slack. He could visualize a heading, in +Hermione’s handwriting: The Formation of the +International Confederation of Wizards. . . He had read +these notes only this morning... + +He began to write, looking up now and again to check +the large hourglass on the desk beside Professor +Marchbanks. He was sitting right behind Parvati +Patil, whose long dark hair fell below the back of her +chair. Once or twice he found himself staring at the +tiny golden lights that glistened in it when she moved +her head very slightly and had to give his own head a +little shake to clear it. + +... the first Supreme Mugwump of the International +Confederation of Wizards was Pierre Bonaccord, but +his appointment was contested by the Wizarding +community of Liechtenstein, because — + +All around Harry quills were scratching on parchment +like scurrying, burrowing rats. The sun was very hot +on the back of his head. What was it that Bonaccord +had done to offend the wizards of Liechtenstein? + +Harry had a feeling it had something to do with +trolls... He gazed blankly at the back of Parvati ’s head +again. If he could only perform Legilimency and open +Page | 926Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +a window in the back of her head and see what it was +about trolls that had caused the breach between +Pierre Bonaccord and Liechtenstein... + + + +Harry closed his eyes and buried his face in his +hands, so that the glowing red of his eyelids grew +dark and cool. Bonaccord had wanted to stop troll- +hunting and give the trolls rights . . . but Liechtenstein +was having problems with a tribe of particularly +vicious mountain trolls... That was it... + +He opened his eyes; they stung and watered at the +sight of the blazing- white parchment. Slowly he wrote +two lines about the trolls then read through what he +had done so far. It did not seem very informative or +detailed, yet he was sure Hermione’s notes on the +confederation had gone on for pages and pages... + +He closed his eyes again, trying to see them, trying to +remember. . . The confederation had met for the first +time in France, yes, he had written that already... + +Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted... He had +written that too... + +And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come + + + +Think, he told himself, his face in his hands, while all +around him quills scratched out never-ending +answers and the sand trickled through the hourglass +at the front... + +He was walking along the cool, dark corridor to the +Department of Mysteries again, walking with a firm +and purposeful tread, breaking occasionally into a +run, determined to reach his destination at last... The +black door swung open for him as usual, and here he +was in the circular room with its many doors... + +Page | 927Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Straight across the stone floor and through the +second door . . . patches of dancing light on the walls +and floor and that odd mechanical clicking, but no +time to explore, he must hurry... + +He jogged the last few feet to the third door, which +swung open just like the others... + +Once again he was in the cathedral-sized room full of +shelves and glass spheres... His heart was beating +very fast now... He was going to get there this time... +When he reached number ninety-seven he turned left +and hurried along the aisle between two rows... + +But there was a shape on the floor at the very end, a +black shape moving upon the floor like a wounded +animal... Harry’s stomach contracted with fear ... with +excitement... + +A voice issued from his own mouth, a high, cold voice +empty of any human kindness, “Take it for me... Lift it +down, now... I cannot touch it ... but you can...” + +The black shape upon the floor shifted a little. Harry +saw a long-fingered white hand clutching a wand rise +on the end of his own arm . . . heard the high, cold +voice say, “ Cruciol ” + +The man on the floor let out a scream of pain, +attempted to stand but fell back, writhing. Harry was +laughing. He raised his wand, the curse lifted, and +the figure groaned and became motionless. + +“Lord Voldemort is waiting...” + +Very slowly, his arms trembling, the man on the +ground raised his shoulders a few inches and lifted +his head. His face was bloodstained and gaunt, +twisted in pain yet rigid with defiance... + +Page | 928Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ll have to kill me,” whispered Sirius. + +“Undoubtedly I shall in the end,” said the cold voice. +“But you will fetch it for me first, Black... You think +you have felt pain thus far? Think again... We have +hours ahead of us and nobody to hear you scream...” + +But somebody screamed as Voldemort lowered his +wand again; somebody yelled and fell sideways off a +hot desk onto the cold stone floor. Harry hit the +ground and awoke, still yelling, his scar on fire, as the +Great Hall erupted all around him. + + + +Page | 929Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +OUT OF THE FIRE + +“I’m not going... I don’t need the hospital wing... I +don’t want ...” + +He was gibbering, trying to pull away from Professor +Tofty, who was looking at him with much concern, +and who had just helped Harry out into the entrance +hall while the students all around them stared. + +“I’m — I’m fine, sir,” Harry stammered, wiping the +sweat from his face. “Really ... I just fell asleep... Had +a nightmare ...” + +“Pressure of examinations!” said the old wizard +sympathetically, patting Harry shakily on the +shoulder. “It happens, young man, it happens! Now, a +cooling drink of water, and perhaps you will be ready +to return to the Great Hall? The examination is nearly +over, but you may be able to round off your last +answer nicely?” + +“Yes,” said Harry wildly. “I mean ... no ... I’ve done — +done as much as I can, I think...” + +Page | 930Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Very well, very well,” said the old wizard gently. “I +shall go and collect your examination paper, and I +suggest that you go and have a nice lie down...” + +“I’ll do that,” said Harry, nodding vigorously. “Thanks +very much.” + +He waited for the second when the old man’s heels +disappeared over the threshold into the Great Hall, +then ran up the marble staircase and then more +staircases toward the hospital wing, hurtling along +the corridors so fast that the portraits he passed +muttered reproaches, and burst through the double +doors like a hurricane, causing Madam Pomfrey, who +had been spooning some bright blue liquid into +Montague’s open mouth, to shriek in alarm. + +“Potter, what do you think you’re doing?” + +“I need to see Professor McGonagall,” gasped Harry, +the breath tearing his lungs. “Now ... It’s urgent...” + +“She’s not here, Potter,” said Madam Pomfrey sadly. +“She was transferred to St. Mungo’s this morning. +Four Stunning Spells straight to the chest at her age? +It’s a wonder they didn’t kill her.” + +“She’s ... gone?” said Harry, stunned. + +The bell rang just outside the dormitory, and he +heard the usual distant rumbling of students starting +to flood out into the corridors above and below him. +He remained quite still, looking at Madam Pomfrey. +Terror was rising inside him. + +There was nobody left to tell. Dumbledore had gone, +Hagrid had gone, but he had always expected +Professor McGonagall to be there, irascible and + + + +Page | 931Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +inflexible, perhaps, but always dependably, solidly +present... + +“I don’t wonder you’re shocked, Potter,” said Madam +Pomfrey with a kind of fierce approval in her face. “As +if one of them could have Stunned Minerva +McGonagall face on by daylight! Cowardice, that’s +what it was... Despicable cowardice ... If I wasn’t +worried what would happen to you students without +me, I’d resign in protest...” + +“Yes,” said Harry blankly. + +He strode blindly from the hospital wing into the +teeming corridor where he stood, buffeted by the +crowd, the panic expanding inside him like poison gas +so that his head swam and he could not think what to +do... + +Ron and Hermione, said a voice in his head. + +He was running again, pushing students out of the +way, oblivious to their angry protests and shouts. He +sprinted back down two floors and was at the top of +the marble staircase when he saw them hurrying +toward him. + +“Harry!” said Hermione at once, looking very +frightened. “What happened? Are you all right? Are +you ill?” + +“Where have you been?” demanded Ron. + +“Come with me,” Harry said quickly. “Come on, I’ve +got to tell you something...” + +He led them along the first-floor corridor, peering +through doorways, and at last found an empty +classroom into which he dived, closing the door + +Page | 932Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +behind Ron and Hermione the moment they were +inside and leaning against it, facing them. + +“Voldemort’s got Sirius.” + +“What?” + +“How d’you — ?” + +“Saw it. Just now. When I fell asleep in the exam.” + +“But — but where? How?” said Hermione, whose face +was white. + +“I dunno how,” said Harry. “But I know exactly where. +There’s a room in the Department of Mysteries full of +shelves covered in these little glass balls, and they’re +at the end of row ninety-seven ... He’s trying to use +Sirius to get whatever it is he wants from in there... +He’s torturing him... Says he’ll end by killing him ...” + +Harry found his voice was shaking, as were his knees. +He moved over to a desk and sat down on it, trying to +master himself. + +“How’re we going to get there?” he asked them. + +There was a moment’s silence. Then Ron said, “G-get +there?” + +“Get to the Department of Mysteries, so we can rescue +Sirius!” Harry said loudly. + +“But — Harry ...” said Ron weakly. + +“What? What?” said Harry. + + + +Page | 933Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He could not understand why they were both gaping +at him as though he was asking them something +unreasonable. + +“Harry,” said Hermione in a rather frightened voice, + +“er . . . how . . . how did Voldemort get into the Ministry +of Magic without anybody realizing he was there?” + +“How do I know?” bellowed Harry. “The question is +how we’re going to get in there!” + +“But ... Harry, think about this,” said Hermione, +taking a step toward him, “it’s five o’clock in the +afternoon... The Ministry of Magic must be full of +workers... How would Voldemort and Sirius have got +in without being seen? Harry . . . they’re probably the +two most wanted wizards in the world... You think +they could get into a building full of Aurors +undetected?” + +“I dunno, Voldemort used an Invisibility Cloak or +something!” Harry shouted. “Anyway, the Department +of Mysteries has always been completely empty +whenever I’ve been — ” + +“You’ve never been there, Harry,” said Hermione +quietly. “You’ve dreamed about the place, that’s all.” + +“They’re not normal dreams!” Harry shouted in her +face, standing up and taking a step closer to her in +turn. He wanted to shake her. “How d’you explain +Ron’s dad then, what was all that about, how come I +knew what had happened to him?” + +“He’s got a point,” said Ron quietly, looking at +Hermione. + +“But this is just — just so unlikely\” said Hermione +desperately. “Harry, how on earth could Voldemort + +Page | 934Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have got hold of Sirius when he’s been in Grimmauld +Place all the time?” + +“Sirius might’ve cracked and just wanted some fresh +air,” said Ron, sounding worried. “He’s been +desperate to get out of that house for ages — ” + +“But why,” Hermione persisted, “why on earth would +Voldemort want to use Sirius to get the weapon, or +whatever the thing is?” + +“I dunno, there could be loads of reasons!” Harry +yelled at her. “Maybe Sirius is just someone +Voldemort doesn’t care about seeing hurt — ” + +“You know what, I’ve just thought of something,” said +Ron in a hushed voice. “Sirius’s brother was a Death +Eater, wasn’t he? Maybe he told Sirius the secret of +how to get the weapon!” + +“Yeah — and that’s why Dumbledore’s been so keen +to keep Sirius locked up all the time!” said Harry. + +“Look, I’m sorry,” cried Hermione, “but neither of you +are making sense, and we’ve got no proof for any of +this, no proof Voldemort and Sirius are even there — ” + +“Hermione, Harry’s seen them!” said Ron, rounding +on her. + +“Okay,” she said, looking frightened yet determined, +“I’ve just got to say this...” + +“What?” + +“You ... This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But you do ... +sort of ... I mean — don’t you think you’ve got a bit of +a — a — saving-people-thing?” she said. + + + +Page | 935Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He glared at her. “And what’s that supposed to mean, +a ‘saving-people-thing’?” + +“Well ... you ...” She looked more apprehensive than +ever. “I mean . . . last year, for instance ... in the lake +... during the Tournament ... you shouldn’t have ... I +mean, you didn’t need to save that little Delacour +girl... You got a bit ... carried away ...” + +A wave of hot, prickly anger swept Harry’s body — +how could she remind him of that blunder now? + +"... I mean, it was really great of you and everything,” +said Hermione quickly, looking positively petrified at +the look on Harry’s face. “Everyone thought it was a +wonderful thing to do — ” + +“That’s funny,” said Harry in a trembling voice, +“because I definitely remember Ron saying I’d wasted +time acting the hero... Is that what you think this is? +You reckon I want to act the hero again?” + +“No, no, no!” said Hermione, looking aghast. “That’s +not what I mean at all!” + +“Well, spit out what you’ve got to say, because we’re +wasting time here!” Harry shouted. + +“I’m trying to say — Voldemort knows you, Harry! He +took Ginny down into the Chamber of Secrets to lure +you there, it’s the kind of thing he does, he knows +you’re the — the sort of person who’d go to Sirius’s +aid! What if he’s just trying to get you into the +Department of Myst — ?” + +“Hermione, it doesn’t matter if he’s done it to get me +there or not — they’ve taken McGonagall to St. +Mungo’s, there isn’t anyone left from the Order at + + + +Page | 936Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hogwarts who we can tell, and if we don’t go, Sirius is +dead!” + + + +“But Harry — what if your dream was — was just +that, a dream?” + +Harry let out a roar of frustration. Hermione actually +stepped back from him, looking alarmed. + +“You don’t get it!” Harry shouted at her. “I’m not +having nightmares, I’m not just dreaming! What d’you +think all the Occlumency was for, why d’you think +Dumbledore wanted me prevented from seeing these +things? Because they’re REAL, Hermione — Sirius is +trapped — I’ve seen him — Voldemort’s got him, and +no one else knows, and that means we’re the only +ones who can save him, and if you don’t want to do it, +fine, but I’m going, understand? And if I remember +rightly, you didn’t have a problem with my saving - +people-thing when it was you I was saving from the +dementors, or” — he rounded on Ron — “when it was +your sister I was saving from the basilisk — ” + +“I never said I had a problem!” said Ron heatedly. + +“But Harry, you’ve just said it,” said Hermione +fiercely. “Dumbledore wanted you to learn to shut +these things out of your mind, if you’d done +Occlumency properly you’d never have seen this — ” + +“IF YOU THINK I’M JUST GOING TO ACT LIKE I +HAVEN T SEEN — ” + +“Sirius told you there was nothing more important +than you learning to close your mind!” + +“WELL, I EXPECT HE’D SAY SOMETHING +DIFFERENT IF HE KNEW WHAT I’D JUST — ” + +Page | 937Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The classroom door opened. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione whipped around. Ginny walked in, looking +curious, followed by Luna, who as usual looked as +though she had drifted in accidentally. + +“Hi,” said Ginny uncertainly. “We recognized Harry’s +voice — what are you yelling about?” + +“Never you mind,” said Harry roughly. + +Ginny raised her eyebrows. + +“There’s no need to take that tone with me,” she said +coolly. “I was only wondering whether I could help.” + +“Well, you can’t,” said Harry shortly. + +“You’re being rather rude, you know,” said Luna +serenely. + +Harry swore and turned away. The very last thing he +wanted now was a conversation with Luna Lovegood. + +“Wait,” said Hermione suddenly. “Wait ... Harry, they +can help.” + +Harry and Ron looked at her. + +“Listen,” she said urgently, “Harry, we need to +establish whether Sirius really has left headquarters + + + +“I’ve told you, I saw — ” + +“Harry, I’m begging you, please!” said Hermione +desperately. “Please let’s just check that Sirius isn’t at +home before we go charging off to London — if we find +out he’s not there then I swear I won’t try and stop + + + +Page | 938Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you, I’ll come, I’ll d-do whatever it takes to try and +save him — ” + +“Sirius is being tortured NOW!” shouted Harry. “We +haven’t got time to waste — ” + +“But if this is a trick of V-Voldemort’s — Harry, we’ve +got to check, we’ve got to — ” + +“How?” Harry demanded. “How’re we going to check?” + +“We’ll have to use Umbridge’s fire and see if we can +contact him,” said Hermione, who looked positively +terrified at the thought. “Well draw Umbridge away +again, but we’ll need lookouts, and that’s where we +can use Ginny and Luna.” + +Though clearly struggling to understand what was +going on, Ginny said immediately, “Yeah, well do it,” +and Luna said, “When you say ‘Sirius,’ are you +talking about Stubby Boardman?” + +Nobody answered her. + +“Okay,” Harry said aggressively to Hermione, “Okay, if +you can think of a way of doing this quickly, I’m with +you, otherwise I’m going to the Department of +Mysteries right now — ” + +“The Department of Mysteries?” said Luna, looking +mildly surprised. “But how are you going to get +there?” + +Again, Harry ignored her. + +“Right,” said Hermione, twisting her hands together +and pacing up and down between the desks. “Right ... +well ... One of us has to go and find Umbridge and — +and send her off in the wrong direction, keep her + +Page | 939Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +away from her office. They could tell her — I don’t +know — that Peeves is up to something awful as +usual...” + + + +“I’ll do it,” said Ron at once. “I’ll tell her Peeves is +smashing up the Transfiguration department or +something, it’s miles away from her office. Come to +think of it, I could probably persuade Peeves to do it if +I met him on the way...” + +It was a mark of the seriousness of the situation that +Hermione made no objection to the smashing up of +the Transfiguration department. + +“Okay,” she said, her brow furrowed as she continued +to pace. “Now, we need to keep students away from +her office while we force entry, or some Slytherin’s +bound to go and tip her off...” + +“Luna and I can stand at either end of the corridor,” +said Ginny promptly, “and warn people not to go +down there because someone’s let off a load of +Garroting Gas.” Hermione looked surprised at the +readiness with which Ginny had come up with this +lie. Ginny shrugged and said, “Fred and George were +planning to do it before they left.” + +“Okay,” said Hermione, “well then, Harry, you and I +will be under the Invisibility Cloak, and we’ll sneak +into the office and you can talk to Sirius — ” + +“He’s not there, Hermione!” + +“I mean, you can — can check whether Sirius is at +home or not while I keep watch, I don’t think you +should be in there alone, Lee’s already proved the +window’s a weak spot, sending those nifflers through +it.” + +Page | 940Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Even through his anger and impatience Harry +recognized Hermione ’s offer to accompany him into +Umbridge’s office as a sign of solidarity and loyalty. + +“I ... okay, thanks,” he muttered. + +“Right, well, even if we do all of that, I don’t think +we’re going to be able to bank on more than five +minutes,” said Hermione, looking relieved that Harry +seemed to have accepted the plan, “not with Filch and +the wretched Inquisitorial Squad floating around.” + +“Five minutes’ll be enough,” said Harry. “C’mon, let’s +go + + + +“Now?” said Hermione, looking shocked. + +“Of course now!” said Harry angrily. “What did you +think, we’re going to wait until after dinner or +something? Hermione, Sirius is being tortured right +now\” + +“I — oh all right,” she said desperately. “You go and +get the Invisibility Cloak and we’ll meet you at the end +of Umbridge’s corridor, okay?” + +Harry did not answer, but flung himself out of the +room and began to fight his way through the milling +crowds outside. Two floors up he met Seamus and +Dean, who hailed him jovially and told him they were +planning a dusk-till-dawn end-of-exams celebration +in the common room. Harry barely heard them. He +scrambled through the portrait hole while they were +still arguing about how many black-market +butterbeers they would need and was climbing back +out of it, the Invisibility Cloak and Sirius’s knife +secure in his bag, before they noticed he had left +them. + + + +Page | 941Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, d’you want to chip in a couple of Galleons? +Harold Dingle reckons he could sell us some +firewhisky...” + +But Harry was already tearing away back along the +corridor, and a couple of minutes later was jumping +the last few stairs to join Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and +Luna, who were huddled together at the end of +Umbridge’s corridor. + +“Got it,” he panted. “Ready to go, then?” + +“All right,” whispered Hermione as a gang of loud +sixth years passed them. “So Ron — you go and head +Umbridge off... Ginny, Luna, if you can start moving +people out of the corridor. . . Harry and I will get the +cloak on and wait until the coast is clear...” + +Ron strode away, his bright red hair visible right to +the end of the passage. Meanwhile, Ginny’s equally +vivid head bobbed between the jostling students +surrounding them in the other direction, trailed by +Luna’s blonde one. + +“Get over here,” muttered Hermione, tugging at +Harry’s wrist and pulling him back into a recess +where the ugly stone head of a medieval wizard stood +muttering to itself on a column. “Are — are you sure +you’re okay, Harry? You’re still very pale...” + +“I’m fine,” he said shortly, tugging the Invisibility +Cloak from out of his bag. In truth, his scar was +aching, but not so badly that he thought Voldemort +had yet dealt Sirius a fatal blow. It had hurt much +worse than this when Voldemort had been punishing +Avery. . . + + + +Page | 942Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Here,” he said. He threw the Invisibility Cloak over +both of them and they stood listening carefully over +the Latin mumblings of the bust in front of them. + +“You can’t come down here!” Ginny was calling to the +crowd. “No, sorry, you’re going to have to go round by +the swiveling staircase, someone’s let off Garroting +Gas just along here — ” + +They could hear people complaining; one surly voice +said, “I can’t see no gas ...” + +“That’s because it’s colorless,” said Ginny in a +convincingly exasperated voice, “but if you want to +walk through it, carry on, then we’ll have your body +as proof for the next idiot who didn’t believe us...” + +Slowly the crowd thinned. The news about the +Garroting Gas seemed to have spread — people were +not coming this way anymore. When at last the +surrounding area was quite clear, Hermione said +quietly, “I think that’s as good as we’re going to get, +Harry — come on, let’s do it.” + +Together they moved forward, covered by the cloak. +Luna was standing with her back to them at the far +end of the corridor. As they passed Ginny, Hermione +whispered, “Good one ... don’t forget the signal ...” + +“What’s the signal?” muttered Harry, as they +approached Umbridge’s door. + +“A loud chorus of Weasley Is Our King’ if they see +Umbridge coming,” replied Hermione, as Harry +inserted the blade of Sirius’s knife in the crack +between door and wall. The lock clicked open, and +they entered the office. + + + +Page | 943Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The garish kittens were basking in the late afternoon +sunshine warming their plates, but otherwise the +office was as still and empty as last time. Hermione +breathed a sigh of relief. + +“I thought she might have added extra security after +the second niffler...” + +They pulled off the cloak. Hermione hurried over to +the window and stood out of sight, peering down into +the grounds with her wand out. Harry dashed over to +the fireplace, seized the pot of Floo powder, and threw +a pinch into the grate, causing emerald flames to +burst into life there. He knelt down quickly, thrust his +head into the dancing fire, and cried, “Number twelve, +Grimmauld Place!” + +His head began to spin as though he had just got off a +fairground ride though his knees remained firmly +planted upon the cold office floor. He kept his eyes +screwed up against the whirling ash, and when the +spinning stopped, he opened them to find himself +looking out upon the long, cold kitchen of Grimmauld +Place. + +There was nobody there. He had expected this, yet +was not prepared for the molten wave of dread and +panic that seemed to burst through his stomach floor +at the sight of the deserted room. + +“Sirius?” he shouted. “Sirius, are you there?” + +His voice echoed around the room, but there was no +answer except a tiny scuffing sound to the right of the +fire. + +“Who’s there?” he called, wondering whether it was +just a mouse. + + + +Page | 944Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Kreacher the house-elf came creeping into view. He +looked highly delighted about something, though he +seemed to have recently sustained a nasty injury to +both hands, which were heavily bandaged. + +“It’s the Potter boy’s head in the fire,” Kreacher +informed the empty kitchen, stealing furtive, oddly +triumphant glances at Harry. “What has he come for, +Kreacher wonders?” + +“Where’s Sirius, Kreacher?” Harry demanded. + +The house-elf gave a wheezy chuckle. “Master has +gone out, Harry Potter.” + +“Where’s he gone? Where’s he gone, Kreacher?” +Kreacher merely cackled. + +“I’m warning you!” said Harry, fully aware that his +scope for inflicting punishment upon Kreacher was +almost nonexistent in this position. “What about +Lupin? Mad-Eye? Any of them, are any of them here?” + +“Nobody here but Kreacher!” said the elf gleefully, and +turning away from Harry he began to walk slowly +toward the door at the end of the kitchen. “Kreacher +thinks he will have a little chat with his Mistress now, +yes, he hasn’t had a chance in a long time, Kreacher’s +Master has been keeping him away from her — ” + +“Where has Sirius gone?” Harry yelled after the elf. +“Kreacher, has he gone to the Department of +Mysteries?” + +Kreacher stopped in his tracks. Harry could just +make out the back of his bald head through the forest +of chair legs before him. + + + +Page | 945Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Master does not tell poor Kreacher where he is +going,” said the elf quietly. + +“But you know!” shouted Harry. “Don’t you? You +know where he is!” + +There was a moment’s silence, then the elf let out his +loudest cackle yet. “Master will not come back from +the Department of Mysteries!” he said gleefully. +“Kreacher and his Mistress are alone again!” + +And he scurried forward and disappeared through the +door to the hall. + +“You — !” + + + +But before he could utter a single curse or insult, +Harry felt a great pain at the top of his head. He +inhaled a lot of ash and, choking, found himself being +dragged backward through the flames until, with a +horrible abruptness, he was staring up into the wide, +pallid face of Professor Umbridge, who had dragged +him backward out of the fire by the hair and was now +bending his neck back as far as it would go as though +she was going to slit his throat. + +“You think,” she whispered, bending Harry’s neck +back even farther, so that he was looking up at the +ceiling above him, “that after two nifflers I was going +to let one more foul, scavenging little creature enter +my office without my knowledge? I had Stealth +Sensoring Spells placed all around my doorway after +the last one got in, you foolish boy. Take his wand,” +she barked at someone he could not see, and he felt a +hand grope inside the chest pocket of his robes and +remove the wand. “Hers too ...” + + + +Page | 946Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry heard a scuffle over by the door and knew that +Hermione had just had her wand wrested from her as +well. + +“I want to know why you are in my office,” said +Umbridge, shaking the fist clutching his hair so that +he staggered. + +“I was — trying to get my Firebolt!” Harry croaked. + +“Liar.” She shook his head again. “Your Firebolt is +under strict guard in the dungeons, as you very well +know, Potter. You had your head in my fire. With +whom have you been communicating?” + +“No one — ” said Harry, trying to pull away from her. +He felt several hairs part company with his scalp. + +“LiaA” shouted Umbridge. She threw him from her, +and he slammed into the desk. Now he could see +Hermione pinioned against the wall by Millicent +Bulstrode. Malfoy was leaning on the windowsill, +smirking as he threw Harry’s wand into the air one- +handed and then caught it again. + +There was a commotion outside and several large +Slytherins entered, each gripping Ron, Ginny, Luna, +and — to Harry’s bewilderment — Neville, who was +trapped in a stranglehold by Crabbe and looked in +imminent danger of suffocation. All four of them had +been gagged. + +“Got ’em all,” said Warrington, shoving Ron roughly +forward into the room. “ That one.” he poked a thick +finger at Neville, “tried to stop me taking her,” he +pointed at Ginny, who was trying to kick the shins of +the large Slytherin girl holding her, “so I brought him +along too.” + + + +Page | 947Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good, good,” said Umbridge, watching Ginny’s +struggles. “Well, it looks as though Hogwarts will +shortly be a Weasley-free zone, doesn’t it?” + +Malfoy laughed loudly and sycophantically. Umbridge +gave her wide, complacent smile and settled herself +into a chintz-covered armchair, blinking up at her +captives like a toad in a flowerbed. + +“So, Potter,” she said. “You stationed lookouts around +my office and you sent this buffoon,” she nodded at +Ron, and Malfoy laughed even louder, “to tell me the +poltergeist was wreaking havoc in the Transfiguration +department when I knew perfectly well that he was +busy smearing ink on the eyepieces of all the school +telescopes, Mr. Filch having just informed me so. + +“Clearly, it was very important for you to talk to +somebody. Was it Albus Dumbledore? Or the half- +breed, Hagrid? I doubt it was Minerva McGonagall, I +hear she is still too ill to talk to anyone...” + +Malfoy and a few of the other members of the +Inquisitorial Squad laughed some more at that. Harry +found he was so full of rage and hatred he was +shaking. + +“It’s none of your business who I talk to,” he snarled. + +Umbridge’s slack face seemed to tighten. + +“Very well,” she said in her most dangerous and +falsely sweet voice. “Very well, Mr. Potter ... I offered +you the chance to tell me freely. You refused. I have +no alternative but to force you. Draco — fetch +Professor Snape.” + +Malfoy stowed Harry’s wand inside his robes and left +the room smirking, but Harry hardly noticed. He had + +Page | 948Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +just realized something; he could not believe he had +been so stupid as to forget it. He had thought that all +the members of the Order, all those who could help +him save Sirius, were gone — but he had been wrong. +There was still a member of the Order of the Phoenix +at Hogwarts — Snape. + +There was silence in the office except for the +fidgetings and scufflings resultant from the +Slytherins’ efforts to keep Ron and the others under +control. Ron’s lip was bleeding onto Umbridge’s carpet +as he struggled against Warrington’s half nelson. +Ginny was still trying to stamp on the feet of the +sixth-year girl who had both her upper arms in a tight +grip. Neville was turning steadily more purple in the +face while tugging at Crabbe’s arms, and Hermione +was attempting vainly to throw Millicent Bulstrode off +her. Luna, however, stood limply by the side of her +captor, gazing vaguely out of the window as though +rather bored by the proceedings. + +Harry looked back at Umbridge, who was watching +him closely. He kept his face deliberately smooth and +blank as footsteps were heard in the corridor outside +and Draco Malfoy came back into the room, holding +open the door for Snape. + +“You wanted to see me, Headmistress?” said Snape, +looking around at all the pairs of struggling students +with an expression of complete indifference. + +“Ah, Professor Snape,” said Umbridge, smiling widely +and standing up again. “Yes, I would like another +bottle of Veritaserum, as quick as you can, please.” + +“You took my last bottle to interrogate Potter,” he +said, observing her coolly through his greasy curtains +of black hair. “Surely you did not use it all? I told you +that three drops would be sufficient.” + +Page | 949Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Umbridge flushed. + +“You can make some more, can’t you?” she said, her +voice becoming more sweetly girlish as it always did +when she was furious. + +“Certainly,” said Snape, his lip curling. “It takes a full +moon cycle to mature, so I should have it ready for +you in around a month.” + +“A month?” squawked Umbridge, swelling toadishly. + +“A month? But I need it this evening, Snape! I have +just found Potter using my fire to communicate with a +person or persons unknown!” + +“Really?” said Snape, showing his first, faint sign of +interest as he looked around at Harry. “Well, it +doesn’t surprise me. Potter has never shown much +inclination to follow school rules.” + +His cold, dark eyes were boring into Harry’s, who met +his gaze unflinchingly, concentrating hard on what he +had seen in his dream, willing Snape to read it in his +mind, to understand . . . + +“I wish to interrogate him!” shouted Umbridge angrily, +and Snape looked away from Harry back into her +furiously quivering face. “I wish you to provide me +with a potion that will force him to tell me the truth!” + +“I have already told you,” said Snape smoothly, “that I +have no further stocks of Veritaserum. Unless you +wish to poison Potter — and I assure you I would +have the greatest sympathy with you if you did — I +cannot help you. The only trouble is that most +venoms act too fast to give the victim much time for +truth-telling...” + + + +Page | 950Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape looked back at Harry, who stared at him, +frantic to communicate without words. + +Voldemort’s got Sirius in the Department of Mysteries, +he thought desperately. Voldemort’s got Sirius — + +“You are on probation!” shrieked Professor Umbridge, +and Snape looked back at her, his eyebrows slightly +raised. “You are being deliberately unhelpful! I +expected better, Lucius Malfoy always speaks most +highly of you! Now get out of my office!” + +Snape gave her an ironic bow and turned to leave. +Harry knew his last chance of letting the Order know +what was going on was walking out of the door. + +“He’s got Padfoot!” he shouted. “He’s got Padfoot at +the place where it’s hidden!” + +Snape had stopped with his hand on Umbridge’s door +handle. + +“Padfoot?” cried Professor Umbridge, looking eagerly +from Harry to Snape. “What is Padfoot? Where what is +hidden? What does he mean, Snape?” + +Snape looked around at Harry. His face was +inscrutable. Harry could not tell whether he had +understood or not, but he did not dare speak more +plainly in front of Umbridge. + +“I have no idea,” said Snape coldly. “Potter, when I +want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a +Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a +little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of +tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to +mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a +job.” + + + +Page | 951Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He closed the door behind him with a snap, leaving +Harry in a state of worse turmoil than before: Snape +had been his very last hope. He looked at Umbridge, +who seemed to be feeling the same way; her chest was +heaving with rage and frustration. + +“Very well,” she said, and she pulled out her wand. +“Very well ... I am left with no alternative... This is +more than a matter of school discipline... This is an +issue of Ministry security... Yes ... yes ...” + +She seemed to be talking herself into something. She +was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, +staring at Harry, beating her wand against her empty +palm and breathing heavily. Harry felt horribly +powerless without his own wand as he watched her. + +“You are forcing me, Potter... I do not want to,” said +Umbridge, still moving restlessly on the spot, “but +sometimes circumstances justify the use ... I am sure +the Minister will understand that I had no choice...” + +Malfoy was watching her with a hungry expression on +his face. + +“The Cruciatus Curse ought to loosen your tongue,” +said Umbridge quietly. + +“No!” shrieked Hermione. “Professor Umbridge — it’s +illegal” — but Umbridge took no notice. There was a +nasty, eager, excited look on her face that Harry had +never seen before. She raised her wand. + +“The Minister wouldn’t want you to break the law, +Professor Umbridge!” cried Hermione. + +“What Cornelius doesn’t know won’t hurt him,” said +Umbridge, who was now panting slightly as she +pointed her wand at different parts of Harry’s body in + +Page | 952Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +turn, apparently trying to decide what would hurt the +most. “He never knew I ordered dementors after +Potter last summer, but he was delighted to be given +the chance to expel him, all the same...” + +“It was you?” gasped Harry. “ You sent the dementors +after me?” + +“ Somebody had to act,” breathed Umbridge, as her +wand came to rest pointing directly at Harry’s +forehead. “They were all bleating about silencing you +somehow — discrediting you — but I was the one who +actually did something about it... Only you wriggled +out of that one, didn’t you, Potter? Not today, though, +not now ...” + +And taking a deep breath, she cried, “Cruc — ” + +“NO!” shouted Hermione in a cracked voice from +behind Millicent Bulstrode. “No — Harry — Harry, +well have to tell her!” + +“No way!” yelled Harry, staring at the little of +Hermione he could see. + +“We’ll have to, Harry, shell force it out of you anyway, +what’s ... what’s the point... ?” + +And Hermione began to cry weakly into the back of +Millicent Bulstrode ’s robes. Millicent stopped trying to +squash her against the wall immediately and dodged +out of her way looking disgusted. + +“Well, well, well!” said Umbridge, looking triumphant. +“Little Miss Question-All is going to give us some +answers! Come on then, girl, come on!” + +“Er — my — nee — no!” shouted Ron through his gag. + + + +Page | 953Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ginny was staring at Hermione as though she had +never seen her before; Neville, still choking for breath, +was gazing at her too. But Harry had just noticed +something. Though Hermione was sobbing +desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a +tear... + +“I’m — I’m sorry everyone,” said Hermione. “But — I +can’t stand it — ■” + +“That’s right, that’s right, girl!” said Umbridge, seizing +Hermione by the shoulders, thrusting her into the +abandoned chintz chair and leaning over her. “Now +then ... with whom was Potter communicating just +now?” + +“Well,” gulped Hermione into her hands, “well, he was +trying to speak to Professor Dumbledore...” + +Ron froze, his eyes wide; Ginny stopped trying to +stamp on her Slytherin captor’s toes; even Luna +looked mildly surprised. Fortunately, the attention of +Umbridge and her minions was focused too +exclusively upon Hermione to notice these suspicious +signs. + +“Dumbledore?” said Umbridge eagerly. “You know +where Dumbledore is, then?” + +“Well ... no!” sobbed Hermione. “We’ve tried the Leaky +Cauldron in Diagon Alley and the Three Broomsticks +and even the Hog’s Head — ” + +“Idiot girl, Dumbledore won’t be sitting in a pub when +the whole Ministry’s looking for him!” shouted +Umbridge, disappointment etched in every sagging +line of her face. + + + +Page | 954Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But — but we needed to tell him something +important!” wailed Hermione, holding her hands more +tightly over her face, not, Harry knew, out of anguish, +but to disguise the continued absence of tears. + +“Yes?” said Umbridge with a sudden resurgence of +excitement. “What was it you wanted to tell him?” + +“We ... we wanted to tell him it’s r-ready!” choked +Hermione. + +“What’s ready?” demanded Umbridge, and now she +grabbed Hermione ’s shoulders again and shook her +slightly. “What’s ready, girl?” + +“The ... the weapon,” said Hermione. + +“Weapon? Weapon?” said Umbridge, and her eyes +seemed to pop with excitement. “You have been +developing some method of resistance? A weapon you +could use against the Ministry? On Professor +Dumbledore’s orders, of course?” + +“Y-y-yes,” gasped Hermione. “But he had to leave +before it was finished and n-n-now we’ve finished it +for him, and we c-c-can’t find him t-t-to tell him!” + +“What kind of weapon is it?” said Umbridge harshly, +her stubby hands still tight on Hermione ’s shoulders. + +“We don’t r-r-really understand it,” said Hermione, +sniffing loudly. “We j-j-just did what P-P-Professor +Dumbledore told us t-t-to do ...” + +Umbridge straightened up, looking exultant. + +“Lead me to the weapon,” she said. + + + +Page | 955Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm not showing ... them,” said Hermione shrilly, +looking around at the Slytherins through her fingers. + +“It is not for you to set conditions,” said Professor +Umbridge harshly. + +“Fine,” said Hermione, now sobbing into her hands +again, “fine ... let them see it, I hope they use it on +you! In fact, I wish you’d invite loads and loads of +people to come and see! Th-that would serve you right +— oh, I’d love it if the wh-whole school knew where it +was, and how to u-use it, and then if you annoy any +of them they’ll be able to s-sort you out!” + +These words had a powerful impact on Umbridge. She +glanced swiftly and suspiciously around at her +Inquisitorial Squad, her bulging eyes resting for a +moment on Malfoy, who was too slow to disguise the +look of eagerness and greed that had appeared on his +face. + +Umbridge contemplated Hermione for another long +moment and then spoke in what she clearly thought +was a motherly voice. “All right, dear, let’s make it +just you and me ... and we’ll take Potter too, shall we? +Get up, now — ” + +“Professor,” said Malfoy eagerly, “Professor Umbridge, + +I think some of the squad should come with you to +look after — ” + +“I am a fully qualified Ministry official, Malfoy, do you +really think I cannot manage two wandless teenagers +alone?” asked Umbridge sharply. “In any case, it does +not sound as though this weapon is something that +schoolchildren should see. You will remain here until +I return and make sure none of these” — she gestured +around at Ron, Ginny, Neville, and Luna — “escape.” + + + +Page | 956Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All right,” said Malfoy, looking sulky and +disappointed. + +“And you two can go ahead of me and show me the +way,” said Umbridge, pointing at Harry and Hermione +with her wand. “Lead on...” + + + +Page | 957Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +FIGHT AND FLIGHT + +Harry had no idea what Hermione was planning, or +even whether she had a plan. He walked half a pace +behind her as they headed down the corridor outside +Umb ridge’s office, knowing it would look very +suspicious if he appeared not to know where they +were going. He did not dare attempt to talk to her; +Umbridge was walking so closely behind them that he +could hear her ragged breathing. + +Hermione led the way down the stairs into the +entrance hall. The din of loud voices and the clatter of +cutlery on plates echoed from out of the double doors +to the Great Hall. It seemed incredible to Harry that +twenty feet away were people who were enjoying +dinner, celebrating the end of exams, not a care in the +world... + +Hermione walked straight out of the oak front doors +and down the stone steps into the balmy evening air. +The sun was falling toward the tops of the trees in the +Forbidden Forest now as Hermione marched +purposefully across the grass, Umbridge jogging to +Page | 958Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +keep up. Their long dark shadows rippled over the +grass behind them like cloaks. + + + +“It’s hidden in Hagrid’s hut, is it?” said Umbridge +eagerly in Harry’s ear. + +“Of course not,” said Hermione scathingly. “Hagrid +might have set it off accidentally.” + +“Yes,” said Umbridge, whose excitement seemed to be +mounting. “Yes, he would have done, of course, the +great half-breed oaf...” + +She laughed. Harry felt a strong urge to swing around +and seize her by the throat, but resisted. His scar was +throbbing in the soft evening air but it had not yet +burned white-hot, as he knew it would if Voldemort +had moved in for the kill... + +“Then ... where is it?” asked Umbridge, with a hint of +uncertainty in her voice as Hermione continued to +stride toward the forest. + +“In there, of course,” said Hermione, pointing into the +dark trees. “It had to be somewhere that students +weren’t going to find it accidentally, didn’t it?” + +“Of course,” said Umbridge, though she sounded a +little apprehensive now. “Of course ... very well, then +... you two stay ahead of me.” + +“Can we have your wand, then, if we’re going first?” +Harry asked her. + +“No, I don’t think so, Mr. Potter,” said Umbridge +sweetly, poking him in the back with it. “The Ministry +places a rather higher value on my life than yours, I’m +afraid.” + +Page | 959Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As they reached the cool shade of the first trees, + +Harry tried to catch Hermione ’s eye; walking into the +forest without wands seemed to him to be more +foolhardy than anything they had done so far this +evening. She, however, merely gave Umbridge a +contemptuous glance and plunged straight into the +trees, moving at such a pace that Umbridge, with her +shorter legs, had difficulty in keeping up. + +“Is it very far in?” Umbridge asked, as her robe ripped +on a bramble. + +“Oh yes,” said Hermione. “Yes, it’s well hidden.” + +Harry’s misgivings increased. Hermione was not +taking the path they had followed to visit Grawp, but +the one he had followed three years ago to the lair of +the monster Aragog. Hermione had not been with him +on that occasion; he doubted she had any idea what +danger lay at the end of it. + +“Er — are you sure this is the right way?” he asked +her pointedly. + +“Oh yes,” she said in a steely voice, crashing through +the undergrowth with what he thought was a wholly +unnecessary amount of noise. Behind them, + +Umbridge tripped over a fallen sapling. Neither of +them paused to help her up again; Hermione merely +strode on, calling loudly over her shoulder, “It’s a bit +further in!” + +“Hermione, keep your voice down,” Harry muttered, +hurrying to catch up with her. “Anything could be +listening in here — ” + +“I want us heard,” she answered quietly, as Umbridge +jogged noisily after them. “You’ll see...” + + + +Page | 960Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They walked on for what seemed a long time, until +they were once again so deep into the forest that the +dense tree canopy blocked out all light. Harry had the +feeling he had had before in the forest, one of being +watched by unseen eyes... + +“How much further?” demanded Umbridge angrily +from behind him. + +“Not far now!” shouted Hermione, as they emerged +into a dim, dank clearing. “Just a little bit — ” + +An arrow flew through the air and landed with a +menacing thud in the tree just over her head. The air +was suddenly full of the sound of hooves. Harry could +feel the forest floor trembling; Umbridge gave a little +scream and pushed him in front of her like a shield — + +He wrenched himself free of her and turned. Around +fifty centaurs were emerging on every side, their bows +raised and loaded, pointing at Harry, Hermione, and +Umbridge, who backed slowly into the center of the +clearing, Umbridge uttering odd little whimpers of +terror. Harry looked sideways at Hermione. She was +wearing a triumphant smile. + +“Who are you?” said a voice. + +Harry looked left. The chestnut-bodied centaur called +Magorian was walking toward them out of the circle; +his bow, like the others’, was raised. On Harry’s right, +Umbridge was still whimpering, her wand trembling +violently as she pointed it at the advancing centaur. + +“I asked you who are you, human,” said Magorian +roughly. + +“I am Dolores Umbridge!” said Umbridge in a high- +pitched, terrified voice. “Senior Undersecretary to the + +Page | 961Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Minister of Magic and Headmistress and High +Inquisitor of Hogwarts!” + + + +“You are from the Ministry of Magic?” said Magorian, +as many of the centaurs in the surrounding circle +shifted restlessly. + +“That’s right!” said Umbridge in an even higher voice. +“So be very careful! By the laws laid down by the +Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical +Creatures, any attack by half-breeds such as +yourselves on a human — ” + +“ What did you call us?” shouted a wild-looking black +centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane. There was +a great deal of angry muttering and tightening of +bowstrings around them. + +“Don’t call them that!” Hermione said furiously, but +Umbridge did not appear to have heard her. Still +pointing her shaking wand at Magorian, she +continued, “Law Fifteen B states clearly that ‘Any +attack by a magical creature who is deemed to have +near-human intelligence, and therefore considered +responsible for its actions — ’ ” + +“ ‘Near-human intelligence’?” repeated Magorian, as +Bane and several others roared with rage and pawed +the ground. “We consider that a great insult, human! +Our intelligence, thankfully, far outstrips your own — + + + +“What are you doing in our forest?” bellowed the +hard-faced gray centaur whom Harry and Hermione +had seen on their last trip into the forest. “Why are +you here?” + +“Your forest?” said Umbridge, shaking now not only +with fright but also, it seemed, with indignation. “I + +Page | 962Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +would remind you that you live here only because the +Ministry of Magic permits you certain areas of land — + + + +An arrow flew so close to her head that it caught at +her mousy hair in passing. She let out an earsplitting +scream and threw her hands over her head while +some of the centaurs bellowed their approval and +others laughed raucously. The sound of their wild, +neighing laughter echoing around the dimly lit +clearing and the sight of their pawing hooves was +extremely unnerving. + +“Whose forest is it now, human?” bellowed Bane. + +“Filthy half-breeds!” she screamed, her hands still +tight over her head. “Beasts! Uncontrolled animals!” + +“Be quiet!” shouted Hermione, but it was too late — +Umbridge pointed her wand at Magorian and +screamed, “ Incarcerousl” + +Ropes flew out of midair like thick snakes, wrapping +themselves tightly around the centaur’s torso and +trapping his arms. He gave a cry of rage and reared +onto his hind legs, attempting to free himself, while +the other centaurs charged. + +Harry grabbed Hermione and pulled her to the +ground. Facedown on the forest floor he knew a +moment of terror as hooves thundered around him, +but the centaurs leapt over and around them, +bellowing and screaming with rage. + +“Nooooo!” he heard Umbridge shriek. “Noooooo ... I +am Senior Undersecretary ... you cannot ... unhand +me, you animals ... nooooo!” + + + +Page | 963Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He saw a flash of red light and knew that she had +attempted to Stun one of them — then she screamed +very loudly. Lifting his head a few inches, Harry saw +that Umbridge had been seized from behind by Bane +and lifted high into the air, wriggling and yelling with +fright. Her wand fell from her hand to the ground and +Harry’s heart leapt, if he could just reach it — + +But as he stretched out a hand toward it, a centaur’s +hoof descended upon the wand and it broke cleanly in +half. + +“Now!” roared a voice in Harry’s ear and a thick hairy +arm descended from thin air and dragged him +upright; Hermione too had been pulled to her feet. +Over the plunging, many-colored backs and heads of +the centaurs Harry saw Umbridge being borne away +through the trees by Bane, still screaming nonstop; +her voice grew fainter and fainter until they could no +longer hear it over the trampling of hooves +surrounding them. + +“And these?” said the hard-faced, gray centaur +holding Hermione. + +“They are young,” said a slow, doleful voice from +behind Harry. “We do not attack foals.” + +“They brought her here, Ronan,” replied the centaur +who had such a firm grip on Harry. “And they are not +so young... He is nearing manhood, this one...” + +He shook Harry by the neck of his robes. + +“Please,” said Hermione breathlessly, “please, don’t +attack us, we don’t think like her, we aren’t Ministry +of Magic employees! We only came in here because we +hoped you’d drive her off for us — ” + + + +Page | 964Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry knew at once from the look on the face of the +gray centaur holding Hermione that she had made a +terrible mistake in saying this. The gray centaur +threw back his head, his back legs stamping +furiously, and bellowed, “You see, Ronan? They +already have the arrogance of their kind! So we were +to do your dirty work, were we, human girl? We were +to act as your servants, drive away your enemies like +obedient hounds?” + +“No!” said Hermione in a horrorstruck squeak. “Please +— I didn’t mean that! I just hoped you’d be able to — +to help us — ” + +But she seemed to be going from bad to worse. + +“We do not help humans!” snarled the centaur +holding Harry, tightening his grip and rearing a little +at the same time, so that Harry’s feet left the ground +momentarily. “We are a race apart and proud to be +so... We will not permit you to walk from here, +boasting that we did your bidding!” + +“We’re not going to say anything like that!” Harry +shouted. “We know you didn’t do anything because +we wanted you to — ” + +But nobody seemed to be listening to him. A bearded +centaur toward the back of the crowd shouted, “They +came here unasked, they must pay the +consequences!” + +A roar of approval met these words and a dun-colored +centaur shouted, “They can join the woman!” + +“You said you didn’t hurt the innocent!” shouted +Hermione, real tears sliding down her face now. “We +haven’t done anything to hurt you, we haven’t used + + + +Page | 965Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wands or threats, we just want to go back to school, +please let us go back — ” + +“We are not all like the traitor Firenze, human girl!” +shouted the gray centaur, to more neighing roars of +approval from his fellows. “Perhaps you thought us +pretty talking horses? We are an ancient people who +will not stand wizard invasions and insults! We do not +recognize your laws, we do not acknowledge your +superiority, we are — ” + +But they did not hear what else centaurs were, for at +that moment there came a crashing noise on the edge +of the clearing so loud that all of them — Harry, +Hermione, and the fifty or so centaurs filling the +clearing — looked around. Harry’s centaur let him fall +to the ground again as his hands flew to his bow and +quiver of arrows; Hermione had been dropped too, +and Harry hurried toward her as two thick tree +trunks parted ominously and the monstrous form of +Grawp the giant appeared in the gap. + +The centaurs nearest him backed into those behind. +The clearing was now a forest of bows and arrows +waiting to be fired, all pointing upward at the +enormous grayish face now looming over them from +just beneath the thick canopy of branches. Grawp ’s +lopsided mouth was gaping stupidly. They could see +his bricklike yellow teeth glimmering in the half-light, +his dull sludge-colored eyes narrowed as he squinted +down at the creatures at his feet. Broken ropes trailed +from both ankles. + +He opened his mouth even wider. + +“Hagger.” + +Harry did not know what “hagger” meant, or what +language it was from, nor did he much care — he was + +Page | 966Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +watching Grawp ’s feet, which were almost as long as +Harry’s whole body. Hermione gripped his arm tightly; +the centaurs were quite silent, staring up at the giant, +whose huge, round head moved from side to side as +he continued to peer amongst them as though looking +for something he had dropped. + +“Haggeii” he said again, more insistently. + +“Get away from here, giant!” called Magorian. “You +are not welcome among us!” + +These words seemed to make no impression +whatsoever on Grawp. He stooped a little (the +centaurs’ arms tensed on their bows) and then +bellowed, “HAGGER!” + +A few of the centaurs looked worried now. Hermione, +however, gave a gasp. + +“Harry!” she whispered. “I think he’s trying to say +‘Hagrid’!” + + + +At this precise moment Grawp caught sight of them, +the only two humans in a sea of centaurs. He lowered +his head another foot or so, staring intently at them. +Harry could feel Hermione shaking as Grawp opened +his mouth wide again and said, in a deep, rumbling +voice, “Hermy.” + +“Goodness,” said Hermione, gripping Harry’s arm so +tightly it was growing numb and looking as though +she was about to faint, “he — he remembered!” + +“HERMY!” roared Grawp. “WHERE HAGGER?” + +“I don’t know!” squealed Hermione, terrified. “I’m +sorry, Grawp, I don’t know!” + + + +Page | 967Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“GRAWP WANT HAGGER!” + + + +One of the giant’s massive hands swooped down upon +them — Hermione let out a real scream, ran a few +steps backward and fell over. Wandless, Harry braced +himself to punch, kick, bite, or whatever else it took +as the hand flew toward him and knocked a snow- +white centaur off his legs. + +It was what the centaurs had been waiting for — +Grawp’s outstretched fingers were a foot from Harry +when fifty arrows went soaring through the air at the +giant, peppering his enormous face, causing him to +howl with pain and rage and straighten up again, +rubbing his face with his enormous hands, breaking +off the arrow shafts but forcing the heads in still +deeper. + +He yelled and stamped his enormous feet and the +centaurs scattered out of the way. Pebble-sized +droplets of Grawp’s blood showered Harry as he +pulled Hermione to her feet and the pair of them ran +as fast as they could for the shelter of the trees. Once +there they looked back — Grawp was snatching +blindly at the centaurs as blood ran all down his face; +they were retreating in disorder, galloping away +through the trees on the other side of the clearing. As +Harry and Hermione watched, Grawp gave another +roar of fury and plunged after them, smashing more +trees aside as he went. + +“Oh no,” said Hermione, quaking so badly that her +knees gave way. “Oh, that was horrible. And he might +kill them all...” + +“I’m not that fussed, to be honest,” said Harry +bitterly. + + + +Page | 968Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The sounds of the galloping centaurs and the +blundering giant were growing fainter and fainter. As +Harry listened to them his scar gave another great +throb and a wave of terror swept over him. + +They had wasted so much time — they were even +further from rescuing Sirius than they had been when +he had had the vision. Not only had Harry managed +to lose his wand but they were stuck in the middle of +the Forbidden Forest with no means of transport +whatsoever. + +“Smart plan,” he spat at Hermione, keen to release +some of his fury. “Really smart plan. Where do we go +from here?” + +“We need to get back up to the castle,” said Hermione +faintly. + +“By the time we’ve done that, Sirius 11 probably be +dead!” said Harry, kicking a nearby tree in temper; +there was a high-pitched chattering overhead and he +looked up to see an angry bowtruckle flexing its long +twiglike fingers at him. + +“Well, we can’t do anything without wands,” said +Hermione hopelessly, dragging herself up again. +“Anyway, Harry, how exactly were you planning to get +all the way to London?” + +“Yeah, we were just wondering that,” said a familiar +voice from behind her. + +Harry and Hermione moved instinctively together, +peering through the trees, as Ron came into sight, +with Ginny, Neville, and Luna hurrying along behind +him. All of them looked a little the worse for wear — +there were several long scratches running the length +of Ginny’s cheek, a large purple lump was swelling +Page | 969Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +above Neville’s right eye, Ron’s lip was bleeding worse +than ever — but all were looking rather pleased with +themselves. + +“So,” said Ron, pushing aside a low-hanging branch +and holding out Harry’s wand, “had any ideas?” + +“How did you get away?” asked Harry in amazement, +taking his wand from Ron. + +“Couple of Stunners, a Disarming Charm, Neville +brought off a really nice little Impediment Jinx,” said +Ron airily, now handing back Hermione’s wand too. +“But Ginny was best, she got Malfoy — Bat-Bogey Hex +— it was superb, his whole face was covered in the +great flapping things. Anyway, we saw you heading +into the forest out of the window and followed. + +What’ve you done with Umbridge?” + +“She got carried away,” said Harry. “By a herd of +centaurs.” + +“And they left you behind?” asked Ginny, looking +astonished. + +“No, they got chased off by Grawp,” said Harry. + +“Who’s Grawp?” Luna asked interestedly. + +“Hagrid’s little brother,” said Ron promptly. “Anyway, +never mind that now. Harry, what did you find out in +the fire? Has You-Know-Who got Sirius or — ?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, as his scar gave another painful +prickle, “and I’m sure Sirius is still alive, but I can’t +see how we’re going to get there to help him.” + +They all fell silent, looking rather scared. The problem +facing them seemed insurmountable. + +Page | 970Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, we’ll have to fly, won’t we?” said Luna in the +closest thing to a matter-of-fact voice Harry had ever +heard her use. + + + +“Okay,” said Harry irritably, rounding on her, “first of +all, “we’ aren’t doing anything if you’re including +yourself in that, and second of all, Ron’s the only one +with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by a +security troll, so — ” + +“I’ve got a broom!” said Ginny. + +“Yeah, but you’re not coming,” said Ron angrily. + +“Excuse me, but I care what happens to Sirius as +much as you do!” said Ginny, her jaw set so that her +resemblance to Fred and George was suddenly +striking. + +“You’re too — ” Harry began. + +“I’m three years older than you were when you fought +You-Know-Who over the Sorcerer’s Stone,” she said +fiercely, “and it’s because of me Malfoy’s stuck back +in Umbridge’s office with giant flying bogeys attacking +him — ” + + + +“Yeah, but — ” + +“We were all in the D.A. together,” said Neville quietly. +“It was all supposed to be about fighting You-Know- +Who, wasn’t it? And this is the first chance we’ve had +to do something real — or was that all just a game or +something?” + +“No — of course it wasn’t — ” said Harry impatiently. + +“Then we should come too,” said Neville simply. “We +want to help.” + +Page | 971Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s right,” said Luna, smiling happily. + + + +Harry’s eyes met Ron’s. He knew that Ron was +thinking exactly what he was: If he could have chosen +any members of the D.A. in addition to himself, Ron, +and Hermione to join him in the attempt to rescue +Sirius, he would not have picked Ginny, Neville, or +Luna. + +“Well, it doesn’t matter anyway,” said Harry +frustratedly, “because we still don’t know how to get +there — ” + +“I thought we’d settled that?” said Luna maddeningly. +“We’re flying!” + +“Look,” said Ron, barely containing his anger, “you +might be able to fly without a broomstick but the rest +of us can’t sprout wings whenever we — ” + +“There are other ways of flying than with +broomsticks,” said Luna serenely. + +“I s’pose we’re going to ride on the back of the Kacky +Snorgle or whatever it is?” Ron demanded. + +“The Crumple-Horned Snorkack can’t fly,” said Luna +in a dignified voice, “but they can, and Hagrid says +they’re very good at finding places their riders are +looking for.” + +Harry whirled around. Standing between two trees, +their white eyes gleaming eerily, were two thestrals, +watching the whispered conversation as though they +understood every word. + +“Yes!” he whispered, moving toward them. They +tossed their reptilian heads, throwing back long black +manes, and Harry stretched out his hand eagerly and + +Page | 972Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +patted the nearest one’s shining neck. How could he +ever have thought them ugly? + +“Is it those mad horse things?” said Ron uncertainly, +staring at a point slightly to the left of the thestral +Harry was patting. “Those ones you can’t see unless +you’ve watched someone snuff it?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“How many?” + +“Just two.” + +“Well, we need three,” said Hermione, who was still +looking a little shaken, but determined just the same. + +“Four, Hermione,” said Ginny, scowling. + +“I think there are six of us, actually,” said Luna +calmly, counting. + +“Don’t be stupid, we can’t all go!” said Harry angrily. +“Look, you three” — he pointed at Neville, Ginny, and +Luna — “you’re not involved in this, you’re not — ” + +They burst into more protests. His scar gave another, +more painful, twinge. Every moment they delayed was +precious; he did not have time to argue. + +“Okay, fine, it’s your choice,” he said curtly. “But +unless we can find more thestrals you’re not going to +be able — ” + +“Oh, more of them will come,” said Ginny confidently, +who like Ron was squinting in quite the wrong +direction, apparently under the impression that she +was looking at the horses. + + + +Page | 973Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What makes you think that?” + +“Because in case you hadn’t noticed, you and +Hermione are both covered in blood,” she said coolly, +“and we know Hagrid lures thestrals with raw meat, +so that’s probably why these two turned up in the +first place...” + +Harry felt a soft tug on his robes at that moment and +looked down to see the closest thestral licking his +sleeve, which was damp with Grawp’s blood. + +“Okay, then,” he said, a bright idea occurring. “Ron +and I will take these two and go ahead, and Hermione +can stay here with you three and she’ll attract more +thestrals — ” + +“I’m not staying behind!” said Hermione furiously. + +“There’s no need,” said Luna, smiling. “Look, here +come more now... You two must really smell...” + +Harry turned. No fewer than six or seven thestrals +were picking their way through the trees now, their +great leathery wings folded tight to their bodies, their +eyes gleaming through the darkness. He had no +excuse now... + +“All right,” he said angrily, “pick one and get on, +then.” + + + +Page | 974Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE DEPARTMENT OF MYSTERIES + +Harry wound his hand tightly into the mane of the +nearest thestral, placed a foot on a stump nearby, +and scrambled clumsily onto the horse’s silken back. +It did not object, but twisted its head around, fangs +bared, and attempted to continue its eager licking of +his robes. + +He found there was a way of lodging his knees behind +the wing joints that made him feel more secure and +looked around at the others. Neville had heaved +himself over the back of the next thestral and was +now attempting to swing one short leg over the +creature’s back. Luna was already in place, sitting +sidesaddle and adjusting her robes as though she did +this every day. Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, however, +were still standing motionless on the spot, +openmouthed and staring. + +“What?” he said. + +“How’re we supposed to get on?” said Ron faintly. +“When we can’t see the things?” + +Page | 975Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Oh it’s easy,” said Luna, sliding obligingly from her +thestral and marching over to him, Hermione, and +Ginny. “Come here...” + +She pulled them over to the other thestrals standing +around and one by one managed to help them onto +the backs of their mounts. All three looked extremely +nervous as she wound their hands into the horses’ +manes and told them to grip tightly before getting +back onto her own steed. + +“This is mad,” Ron said faintly, moving his free hand +gingerly up and down his horse’s neck. “Mad ... if I +could just see it — ” + +“You’d better hope it stays invisible,” said Harry +darkly. “We all ready, then?” + +They all nodded and he saw five pairs of knees tighten +beneath their robes. + +“Okay ...” + +He looked down at the back of his thestral’s glossy +black head and swallowed. “Ministry of Magic, +visitors’ entrance, London, then,” he said uncertainly. +“Er ... if you know ... where to go ...” + +For a moment his thestral did nothing at all. Then, +with a sweeping movement that nearly unseated him, +the wings on either side extended, the horse crouched +slowly and then rocketed upward so fast and so +steeply that Harry had to clench his arms and legs +tightly around the horse to avoid sliding backward +over its bony rump. He closed his eyes and put his +face down into the horse’s silky mane as they burst +through the topmost branches of the trees and soared +out into a bloodred sunset. + + + +Page | 976Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry did not think he had ever moved so fast: The +thestral streaked over the castle, its wide wings +hardly beating. The cooling air was slapping Harry’s +face; eyes screwed up against the rushing wind, he +looked around and saw his five fellows soaring along +behind him, each of them bent as low as possible into +the neck of their thestral to protect themselves from +its slipstream. + +They were over the Hogwarts grounds, they had +passed Hogsmeade. Harry could see mountains and +gullies below them. In the falling darkness Harry saw +small collections of lights as they passed over more +villages, then a winding road on which a single car +was beetling its way home through the hills... + +“This is bizarre!” Harry heard Ron yell from +somewhere behind him, and he imagined how it must +feel to be speeding along at this height with no visible +means of support... + +Twilight fell: The sky turned to a light, dusky purple +littered with tiny silver stars, and soon it was only the +lights of Muggle towns that gave them any clue of how +far from the ground they were or how very fast they +were traveling. Harry’s arms were wrapped tightly +around his horse’s neck as he willed it to go even +faster. How much time had elapsed since he had seen +Sirius lying on the Department of Mysteries floor? + +How much longer would he be able to resist +Voldemort? All Harry knew for sure was that Sirius +had neither done as Voldemort wanted, nor died, for +he was convinced that either outcome would cause +him to feel Voldemort’s jubilation or fury course +through his own body, making his scar sear as +painfully as it had on the night Mr. Weasley was +attacked... + + + +Page | 977Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +On they flew through the gathering darkness; Harry’s +face felt stiff and cold, his legs numb from gripping +the thestral’s sides so tightly, but he did not dare +shift positions lest he slip... He was deaf from the +thundering in his ears and his mouth was dry and +frozen from the rush of cold night air. He had lost all +sense of how far they had come; all his faith was in +the beast below him, still streaking purposefully +through the night, barely flapping its wings as it sped +ever onward... + +If they were too late . . . + +He’s still alive, he’s still fighting, I can feel it... + +If Voldemort decided Sirius was not going to crack ... +I’d know... + +Harry’s stomach gave a jolt. The thestral’s head was +suddenly pointing toward the ground and he had +actually slid forward a few inches along its neck. They +were descending at last... He heard one of the girls +shriek behind him and twisted around dangerously +but could see no sign of a falling body. . . Presumably +they had received a shock from the change of +position, just as he had... + +And now bright orange lights were growing larger and +rounder on all sides. They could see the tops of +buildings, streams of headlights like luminous insect +eyes, squares of pale yellow that were windows. Quite +suddenly, it seemed, they were hurtling toward the +pavement. Harry gripped the thestral with every last +ounce of his strength, braced for a sudden impact, +but the horse touched the dark ground as lightly as a +shadow and Harry slid from his back, looking around +at the street where the overflowing dumpster still +stood a short way from the vandalized telephone box, +Page | 978Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +both drained of color in the flat orange glare of the +streetlights. + +Ron landed a short way away and toppled +immediately off his thestral onto the pavement. + +“Never again,” he said, struggling to his feet. He made +as though to stride away from his thestral, but, +unable to see it, collided with its hindquarters and +almost fell over again. “Never, ever again ... that was +the worst — ” + +Hermione and Ginny touched down on either side of +him. Both slid off their mounts a little more gracefully +than Ron, though with similar expressions of relief at +being back on firm ground. Neville jumped down, +shaking, but Luna dismounted smoothly. + +“Where do we go from here, then?” she asked Harry in +a politely interested voice, as though this was all a +rather interesting day- trip. + +“Over here,” he said. He gave his thestral a quick, +grateful pat, then led the way quickly to the battered +telephone box and opened the door. “Come on\” he +urged the others as they hesitated. + +Ron and Ginny marched in obediently; Hermione, +Neville, and Luna squashed themselves in after them; +Harry took one glance back at the thestrals, now +foraging for scraps of rotten food inside the dumpster, +then forced himself into the box after Luna. + +“Whoever’s nearest the receiver, dial six two four four +two!” he said. + +Ron did it, his arm bent bizarrely to reach the dial. As +it whirred back into place the cool female voice + + + +Page | 979Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sounded inside the box, “Welcome to the Ministry of +Magic. Please state your name and business.” + +“Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger,” + +Harry said very quickly, “Ginny Weasley, Neville +Longbottom, Luna Lovegood ... We’re here to save +someone, unless your Ministry can do it first!” + +“Thank you,” said the cool female voice. “Visitors, +please take the badges and attach them to the front of +your robes.” + +Half a dozen badges slid out of the metal chute where +returned coins usually appeared. Hermione scooped +them up and handed them mutely to Harry over +Ginny ’s head; he glanced at the topmost one. + +HARRY POTTER +RESCUE MISSION + +“Visitor to the Ministry, you are required to submit to +a search and present your wand for registration at the +security desk, which is located at the far end of the +Atrium.” + +“Fine!” Harry said loudly, as his scar gave another +throb. “Now can we move?” + +The floor of the telephone box shuddered and the +pavement rose up past the glass windows of the +telephone box. The scavenging thestrals were sliding +out of sight, blackness closed over their heads, and +with a dull grinding noise they sank down into the +depths of the Ministry of Magic. + +A chink of soft golden light hit their feet and, +widening, rose up their bodies. Harry bent his knees + + + +Page | 980Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and held his wand as ready as he could in such +cramped conditions, peering through the glass to see +whether anybody was waiting for them in the Atrium, +but it seemed to be completely empty. The light was +dimmer than it had been by day. There were no fires +burning under the mantelpieces set into the walls, +but he saw as the lift slid smoothly to a halt that +golden symbols continued to twist sinuously in the +dark blue ceiling. + +“The Ministry of Magic wishes you a pleasant +evening,” said the woman’s voice. + +The door of the telephone box burst open; Harry +toppled out of it, followed by Neville and Luna. The +only sound in the Atrium was the steady rush of +water from the golden fountain, where jets from the +wands of the witch and wizard, the point of the +centaur’s arrow, the tip of the goblin’s hat, and the +house-elf’s ears continued to gush into the +surrounding pool. + +“Come on,” said Harry quietly and the six of them +sprinted off down the hall, Harry in the lead, past the +fountain, toward the desk where the security man +who had weighed Harry’s wand had sat and which +was now deserted. + +Harry felt sure that there ought to be a security +person there, sure that their absence was an ominous +sign, and his feeling of foreboding increased as they +passed through the golden gates to the lifts. He +pressed the nearest down button and a lift clattered +into sight almost immediately, the golden grilles slid +apart with a great, echoing clanking, and they dashed +inside. Harry stabbed the number nine button, the +grilles closed with a bang, and the lift began to +descend, jangling and rattling. Harry had not realized +how noisy the lifts were on the day that he had come +Page | 981Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +with Mr. Weasley — he was sure that the din would +raise every security person within the building, yet +when the lift halted, the cool female voice said, +“Department of Mysteries,” and the grilles slid open +again, they stepped out into the corridor where +nothing was moving but the nearest torches, +flickering in the rush of air from the lift. + +Harry turned toward the plain black door. After +months and months of dreaming about it, he was +here at last... + +“Let’s go,” he whispered, and he led the way down the +corridor, Luna right behind him, gazing around with +her mouth slightly open. + +“Okay, listen,” said Harry, stopping again within six +feet of the door. “Maybe . . . maybe a couple of people +should stay here as a — as a lookout, and — ” + +“And how’re we going to let you know something’s +coming?” asked Ginny, her eyebrows raised. “You +could be miles away.” + +“We’re coming with you, Harry,” said Neville. + +“Let’s get on with it,” said Ron firmly. + +Harry still did not want to take them all with him, but +it seemed he had no choice. He turned to face the +door and walked forward. Just as it had in his dream, +it swung open and he marched forward, leading the +others over the threshold. + +They were standing in a large, circular room. +Everything in here was black including the floor and +ceiling — identical, unmarked, handle-less black +doors were set at intervals all around the black walls, +interspersed with branches of candles whose flames +Page | 982Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +burned blue, their cool, shimmering light reflected in +the shining marble floor so that it looked as though +there was dark water underfoot. + +“Someone shut the door,” Harry muttered. + +He regretted giving this order the moment Neville had +obeyed it. Without the long chink of light from the +torch-lit corridor behind them, the place became so +dark that for a moment the only things they could see +were the bunches of shivering blue flames on the +walls and their ghostly reflections in the floor below. + +In his dream, Harry had always walked purposefully +across this room to the door immediately opposite the +entrance and walked on. But there were around a +dozen doors here. Just as he was gazing ahead at the +doors opposite him, trying to decide which was the +right one, there was a great rumbling noise and the +candles began to move sideways. The circular wall +was rotating. + +Hermione grabbed Harry’s arm as though frightened +the floor might move too, but it did not. For a few +seconds the blue flames around them were blurred to +resemble neon lines as the wall sped around and +then, quite as suddenly as it had started, the +rumbling stopped and everything became stationary +once again. + +Harry’s eyes had blue streaks burned into them; it +was all he could see. + +“What was that about?” whispered Ron fearfully. + +“I think it was to stop us knowing which door we +came in from,” said Ginny in a hushed voice. + + + +Page | 983Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry realized at once that she was right: He could no +sooner have picked the exit from the other doors than +located an ant upon the jet-black floor. Meanwhile, +the door through which they needed to proceed could +be any of the dozen surrounding them. + +“How’re we going to get back out?” said Neville +uncomfortably. + +“Well, that doesn’t matter now,” said Harry forcefully, +blinking to try and erase the blue lines from his +vision, and clutching his wand tighter than ever. “We +won’t need to get out till we’ve found Sirius — ” + +“Don’t go calling for him, though!” Hermione said +urgently, but Harry had never needed her advice less; +his instinct was to keep as quiet as possible for the +time being. + +“Where do we go, then, Harry?” Ron asked. + +“I don’t — ” Harry began. He swallowed. “In the +dreams I went through the door at the end of the +corridor from the lifts into a dark room — that’s this +one — and then I went through another door into a +room that kind of ... glitters. We should try a few +doors,” he said hastily. “I’ll know the right way when I +see it. C’mon.” + +He marched straight at the door now facing him, the +others following close behind him, set his left hand +against its cool, shining surface, raised his wand, +ready to strike the moment it opened, and pushed. It +swung open easily. + +After the darkness of the first room, the lamps +hanging low on golden chains from this ceiling gave +the impression that this long rectangular room was +much brighter, though there were no glittering, + +Page | 984Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shimmering lights such as Harry had seen in his +dreams. The place was quite empty except for a few +desks and, in the very middle of the room, an +enormous glass tank of deep-green water, big enough +for all of them to swim in, which contained a number +of pearly white objects that were drifting around lazily +in the liquid. + +“What’re those things?” whispered Ron. + +“Dunno,” said Harry. + +“Are they fish?” breathed Ginny. + +“Aquavirius maggots!” said Luna excitedly. “Dad said +the Ministry were breeding — ” + +“No,” said Hermione. She sounded odd. She moved +forward to look through the side of the tank. “They’re +brains.” + +“Brains?” + +“Yes ... I wonder what they’re doing with them?” + +Harry joined her at the tank. Sure enough, there +could be no mistake now that he saw them at close +quarters. Glimmering eerily they drifted in and out of +sight in the depths of the green water, looking +something like slimy cauliflowers. + +“Let’s get out of here,” said Harry. “This isn’t right, we +need to try another door — ” + +“There are doors here too,” said Ron, pointing around +the walls. Harry’s heart sank; how big was this place? + + + +Page | 985Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“In my dream I went through that dark room into the +second one,” he said. “I think we should go back and +try from there.” + +So they hurried back into the dark, circular room; the +ghostly shapes of the brains were now swimming +before Harry’s eyes instead of the blue candle flames. + +“Wait!” said Hermione sharply, as Luna made to close +the door of the brain room behind them. “ FlagrateV’ + +She drew with her wand in midair and a fiery X +appeared on the door. No sooner had the door clicked +shut behind them than there was a great rumbling, +and once again the wall began to revolve very fast, but +now there was a great red-gold blur in amongst the +faint blue, and when all became still again, the fiery +cross still burned, showing the door they had already +tried. + +“Good thinking,” said Harry. “Okay, let’s try this one + + + +Again he strode directly at the door facing him and +pushed it open, his wand still raised, the others at his +heels. + +This room was larger than the last, dimly lit and +rectangular, and the center of it was sunken, forming +a great stone pit some twenty feet below them. They +were standing on the topmost tier of what seemed to +be stone benches running all around the room and +descending in steep steps like an amphitheater, or the +courtroom in which Harry had been tried by the +Wizengamot. Instead of a chained chair, however, +there was a raised stone dais in the center of the +lowered floor, and upon this dais stood a stone +archway that looked so ancient, cracked, and +crumbling that Harry was amazed the thing was still +Page | 986Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +standing. Unsupported by any surrounding wall, the +archway was hung with a tattered black curtain or +veil which, despite the complete stillness of the cold +surrounding air, was fluttering very slightly as though +it had just been touched. + +“Who’s there?” said Harry, jumping down onto the +bench below. There was no answering voice, but the +veil continued to flutter and sway. + +“Careful!” whispered Hermione. + +Harry scrambled down the benches one by one until +he reached the stone bottom of the sunken pit. His +footsteps echoed loudly as he walked slowly toward +the dais. The pointed archway looked much taller +from where he stood now than when he had been +looking down on it from above. Still the veil swayed +gently, as though somebody had just passed through +it. + +“Sirius?” Harry spoke again, but much more quietly +now that he was nearer. + +He had the strangest feeling that there was someone +standing right behind the veil on the other side of the +archway. Gripping his wand very tightly, he edged +around the dais, but there was nobody there. All that +could be seen was the other side of the tattered black +veil. + +“Let’s go,” called Hermione from halfway up the stone +steps. “This isn’t right, Harry, come on, let’s go...” + +She sounded scared, much more scared than she had +in the room where the brains swam, yet Harry +thought the archway had a kind of beauty about it, +old though it was. The gently rippling veil intrigued + + + +Page | 987Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him; he felt a very strong inclination to climb up on +the dais and walk through it. + +“Harry, let’s go, okay?” said Hermione more forcefully. + +“Okay,” he said, but he did not move. He had just +heard something. There were faint whispering, +murmuring noises coming from the other side of the +veil. + +“What are you saying?” he said very loudly, so that +the words echoed all around the surrounding stone +benches. + +“Nobody’s talking, Harry!” said Hermione, now moving +over to him. + +“Someone’s whispering behind there,” he said, moving +out of her reach and continuing to frown at the veil. + +“Is that you, Ron?” + +“I’m here, mate,” said Ron, appearing around the side +of the archway. + +“Can’t anyone else hear it?” Harry demanded, for the +whispering and murmuring was becoming louder; +without really meaning to put it there, he found his +foot was on the dais. + +“I can hear them too,” breathed Luna, joining them +around the side of the archway and gazing at the +swaying veil. “There are people in there\” + +“What do you mean, ‘in there’?” demanded Hermione, +jumping down from the bottom step and sounding +much angrier than the occasion warranted. “There +isn’t any ‘in there,’ it’s just an archway, there’s no +room for anybody to be there — Harry, stop it, come +away — ” + +Page | 988Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She grabbed his arm and pulled, but he resisted. + +“Harry, we are supposed to be here for Sirius!” she +said in a high-pitched, strained voice. + +“Sirius,” Harry repeated, still gazing, mesmerized, at +the continuously swaying veil. “Yeah ...” + +And then something slid back into place in his brain: +Sirius, captured, bound, and tortured, and he was +staring at this archway. . . + +He took several paces back from the dais and +wrenched his eyes from the veil. + +“Let’s go,” he said. + +“That’s what I’ve been trying to — well, come on, +then!” said Hermione, and she led the way back +around the dais. On the other side, Ginny and Neville +were staring, apparently entranced, at the veil too. +Without speaking, Hermione took hold of Ginny’s +arm, Ron Neville’s, and they marched them firmly +back to the lowest stone bench and clambered all the +way back up to the door. + +“What d’you reckon that arch was?” Harry asked +Hermione as they regained the dark circular room. + +“I don’t know, but whatever it was, it was dangerous,” +she said firmly, again inscribing a fiery cross upon +the door. + +Once more the wall spun and became still again. +Harry approached a door at random and pushed. It +did not move. + +“What’s wrong?” said Hermione. + + + +Page | 989Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s ... locked ...” said Harry, throwing his weight at +the door, but it did not budge. + + + +“This is it, then, isn’t it?” said Ron excitedly, joining +Harry in the attempt to force the door open. “Bound +to be!” + +“Get out of the way!” said Hermione sharply. She +pointed her wand at the place where a lock would +have been on an ordinary door and said, “Alohomora\” + +Nothing happened. + +“Sirius’s knife!” said Harry, and he pulled it out from +inside his robes and slid it into the crack between the +door and the wall. The others all watched eagerly as +he ran it from top to bottom, withdrew it, and then +flung his shoulder again at the door. It remained as +firmly shut as ever. What was more, when Harry +looked down at the knife, he saw that the blade had +melted. + +“Right, we’re leaving that room,” said Hermione +decisively. + +“But what if that’s the one?” said Ron, staring at it +with a mixture of apprehension and longing. + +“It can’t be, Harry could get through all the doors in +his dream,” said Hermione, marking the door with +another fiery cross as Harry replaced the now-useless +handle of Sirius’s knife in his pocket. + +“You know what could be in there?” said Luna +eagerly, as the wall started to spin yet again. + +“Something blibbering, no doubt,” said Hermione +under her breath, and Neville gave a nervous little +laugh. + +Page | 990Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The wall slid back to a halt and Harry, with a feeling +of increasing desperation, pushed the next door open. + +“This is it!” + +He knew it at once by the beautiful, dancing, +diamond-sparkling light. As Harry’s eyes became +more accustomed to the brilliant glare he saw clocks +gleaming from every surface, large and small, +grandfather and carriage, hanging in spaces between +the bookcases or standing on desks ranging the +length of the room, so that a busy, relentless ticking +filled the place like thousands of minuscule, +marching footsteps. The source of the dancing, +diamond-bright light was a towering crystal bell jar +that stood at the far end of the room. + +“This way!” + +Harry’s heart was pumping frantically now that he +knew they were on the right track. He led the way +forward down the narrow space between the lines of +the desks, heading, as he had done in his dream, for +the source of the light, the crystal bell jar quite as tall +as he was that stood on a desk and appeared to be +full of a billowing, glittering wind. + +“Oh look).” said Ginny, as they drew nearer, pointing +at the very heart of the bell jar. + +Drifting along in the sparkling current inside was a +tiny, jewel-bright egg. As it rose in the jar it cracked +open and a hummingbird emerged, which was carried +to the very top of the jar, but as it fell on the draft, its +feathers became bedraggled and damp again, and by +the time it had been borne back to the bottom of the +jar it had been enclosed once more in its egg. + + + +Page | 991Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Keep going!” said Harry sharply, because Ginny +showed signs of wanting to stop and watch the egg’s +progress back into a bird. + +“You dawdled enough by that old arch!” she said +crossly, but followed him past the bell jar to the only +door behind it. + +“This is it,” Harry said again, and his heart was now +pumping so hard and fast he felt it must interfere +with his speech. “It’s through here — ” + +He glanced around at them all. They had their wands +out and looked suddenly serious and anxious. He +looked back at the door and pushed. It swung open. + +They were there, they had found the place: high as a +church and full of nothing but towering shelves +covered in small, dusty, glass orbs. They glimmered +dully in the light issuing from more candle brackets +set at intervals along the shelves. Like those in the +circular room behind them, their flames were burning +blue. The room was very cold. + +Harry edged forward and peered down one of the +shadowy aisles between two rows of shelves. He could +not hear anything nor see the slightest sign of +movement. + +“You said it was row ninety-seven,” whispered +Hermione. + +“Yeah,” breathed Harry, looking up at the end of the +closest row. Beneath the branch of blue-glowing +candles protruding from it glimmered the silver figure +53 . + +“We need to go right, I think,” whispered Hermione, +squinting to the next row. “Yes ... that’s fifty-four...” + +Page | 992Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Keep your wands out,” Harry said softly. + +They crept forward, staring behind them as they went +on down the long alleys of shelves, the farther ends of +which were in near total darkness. Tiny, yellowing +labels had been stuck beneath each glass orb on the +shelf. Some of them had a weird, liquid glow; others +were as dull and dark within as blown lightbulbs. + +They passed row eighty-four ... eighty-five ... Harry +was listening hard for the slightest sound of +movement, but Sirius might be gagged now, or else +unconscious ... or, said an unbidden voice inside his +head, he might already be dead... + +I’d have felt it, he told himself, his heart now +hammering against his Adam’s apple. I’d already +know... + +“Ninety-seven!” whispered Hermione. + +They stood grouped around the end of the row, gazing +down the alley beside it. There was nobody there. + +“He’s right down at the end,” said Harry, whose +mouth had become slightly dry. “You can’t see +properly from here...” + +And he led them forward, between the towering rows +of glass balls, some of which glowed softly as they +passed... + +“He should be near here,” whispered Harry, convinced +that every step was going to bring the ragged form of +Sirius into view upon the darkened floor. “Anywhere +here ... really close ...” + +“Harry?” said Hermione tentatively, but he did not +want to respond. His mouth was very dry now. + +Page | 993Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Somewhere about ... here ...” he said. + + + +They had reached the end of the row and emerged +into more dim candlelight. There was nobody there at +all. All was echoing, dusty silence. + +“He might be ...” Harry whispered hoarsely, peering +down the alley next door. “Or maybe ...” He hurried to +look down the one beyond that. + +“Harry?” said Hermione again. + +“What?” he snarled. + +“I ... I don’t think Sirius is here.” + +Nobody spoke. Harry did not want to look at any of +them. He felt sick. He did not understand why Sirius +was not here. He had to be here. This was where he, +Harry, had seen him... + +He ran up the space at the end of the rows, staring +down them. Empty aisle after empty aisle flickered +past. He ran the other way, back past his staring +companions. There was no sign of Sirius anywhere, +nor any hint of a struggle. + +“Harry?” Ron called. + +“What?” + +He did not want to hear what Ron had to say, did not +want to hear Ron tell him he had been stupid, or +suggest that they ought to go back to Hogwarts. But +the heat was rising in his face and he felt as though +he would like to skulk down here in the darkness for +a long while before facing the brightness of the Atrium +above and the others’ accusing stares... + + + +Page | 994Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Have you seen this?” said Ron. + + + +“What?” said Harry, but eagerly this time — it had to +be a sign that Sirius had been there, a clue — he +strode back to where they were all standing, a little +way down row ninety-seven, but found nothing except +Ron staring at one of the dusty glass spheres on the +shelves. + +“What?” Harry repeated glumly. + +“It’s — it’s got your name on,” said Ron. + +Harry moved a little closer. Ron was pointing at one of +the small glass spheres that glowed with a dull inner +light, though it was very dusty and appeared not to +have been touched for many years. + +“My name?” said Harry blankly. + +He stepped forward. Not as tall as Ron, he had to +crane his neck to read the yellowish label affixed to +the shelf right beneath the dusty glass ball. In spidery +writing was written a date of some sixteen years +previously, and below that: + +S.P.T. to A.P.W.B.D. + +Dark Lord + +and (?) Harry Potter + +Harry stared at it. + +“What is it?” Ron asked, sounding unnerved. “What’s +your name doing down here?” + +He glanced along at the other labels on that stretch of +shelf. + +Page | 995Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm not here,” he said, sounding perplexed. “None of +the rest of us are here...” + +“Harry, I don’t think you should touch it,” said +Hermione sharply, as he stretched out his hand. + +“Why not?” he said. “It’s something to do with me, +isn’t it?” + +“Don’t, Harry,” said Neville suddenly. Harry looked +around at him. Neville’s round face was shining +slightly with sweat. He looked as though he could not +take much more suspense. + +“It’s got my name on,” said Harry. + +And feeling slightly reckless, he closed his fingers +around the dusty ball’s surface. He had expected it to +feel cold, but it did not. On the contrary, it felt as +though it had been lying in the sun for hours, as +though the glow of light within was warming it. +Expecting, even hoping, that something dramatic was +going to happen, something exciting that might make +their long and dangerous journey worthwhile after all, +he lifted the glass ball down from its shelf and stared +at it. + +Nothing whatsoever happened. The others moved in +closer around Harry, gazing at the orb as he brushed +it free of the clogging dust. + +And then, from right behind them, a drawling voice +said, “Very good, Potter. Now turn around, nice and +slowly, and give that to me.” + + + +Page | 996Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +35 + + + + +BEYOND THE VEIL + +Black shapes were emerging out of thin air all around +them, blocking their way left and right; eyes glinted +through slits in hoods, a dozen lit wand tips were +pointing directly at their hearts. Ginny gave a gasp of +horror. + +“To me, Potter,” repeated the drawling voice of Lucius +Malfoy as he held out his hand, palm up. + +Harry’s insides plummeted sickeningly. They were +trapped and outnumbered two to one. + +“To me,” said Malfoy yet again. + +“Where’s Sirius?” Harry said. + +Several of the Death Eaters laughed. A harsh female +voice from the midst of the shadowy figures to Harry’s +left said triumphantly, “The Dark Lord always +knows!” + + + +Page | 997Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Always,” echoed Malfoy softly. “Now, give me the +prophecy, Potter.” + + + +“I want to know where Sirius is!” + +“I want to know where Sirius is!” mimicked the woman +to his left. + +She and her fellow Death Eaters had closed in so that +they were mere feet away from Harry and the others, +the light from their wands dazzling Harry’s eyes. + +“You’ve got him,” said Harry, ignoring the rising panic +in his chest, the dread he had been fighting since +they had first entered the ninety-seventh row. “He’s +here. I know he is.” + +“The little baby woke up fwightened and fort what it +dweamed was twoo,” said the woman in a horrible, +mock-baby voice. Harry felt Ron stir beside him. + +“Don’t do anything,” he muttered. “Not yet — ” + +The woman who had mimicked him let out a raucous +scream of laughter. + +“You hear him? You hear him? Giving instructions to +the other children as though he thinks of fighting us!” + +“Oh, you don’t know Potter as I do, Bellatrix,” said +Malfoy softly. “He has a great weakness for heroics; +the Dark Lord understands this about him. Now give +me the prophecy, Potter.” + +“I know Sirius is here,” said Harry, though panic was +causing his chest to constrict and he felt as though +he could not breathe properly. “I know you’ve got +him!” + +Page | 998Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +More of the Death Eaters laughed, though the woman +still laughed loudest of all. + +“It’s time you learned the difference between life and +dreams, Potter,” said Malfoy. “Now give me the +prophecy, or we start using wands.” + +“Go on, then,” said Harry, raising his own wand to +chest height. As he did so, the five wands of Ron, +Hermione, Neville, Ginny, and Luna rose on either +side of him. The knot in Harry’s stomach tightened. If +Sirius really was not here, he had led his friends to +their deaths for no reason at all... + +But the Death Eaters did not strike. + +“Hand over the prophecy and no one need get hurt,” +said Malfoy coolly. + +It was Harry’s turn to laugh. + +“Yeah, right!” he said. “I give you this — prophecy, is +it? And you’ll just let us skip off home, will you?” + +The words were hardly out of his mouth when the +female Death Eater shrieked, “Accio Proph — ” + +Harry was just ready for her. He shouted “Protego\” +before she had finished her spell, and though the +glass sphere slipped to the tips of his fingers he +managed to cling on to it. + +“Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter,” +she said, her mad eyes staring through the slits in +her hood. “Very well, then — ” + +“I TOLD YOU, NO!” Lucius Malfoy roared at the +woman. “If you smash it — !” + + + +Page | 999Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s mind was racing. The Death Eaters wanted +this dusty spun-glass sphere. He had no interest in it. +He just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make +sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for +his stupidity ... + +The woman stepped forward, away from her fellows, +and pulled off her hood. Azkaban had hollowed +Bellatrix Lestrange’s face, making it gaunt and skull- +like, but it was alive with a feverish, fanatical glow. + +“You need more persuasion?” she said, her chest +rising and falling rapidly. “Very well — take the +smallest one,” she ordered the Death Eaters beside +her. “Let him watch while we torture the little girl. I’ll +do it.” + +Harry felt the others close in around Ginny. He +stepped sideways so that he was right in front of her, +the prophecy held up to his chest. + +“You’ll have to smash this if you want to attack any of +us,” he told Bellatrix. “I don’t think your boss will be +too pleased if you come back without it, will he?” + +She did not move; she merely stared at him, the tip of +her tongue moistening her thin mouth. + +“So,” said Harry, “what kind of prophecy are we +talking about anyway?” + +He could not think what to do but to keep talking. +Neville’s arm was pressed against his, and he could +feel him shaking. He could feel one of the other’s +quickened breath on the back of his head. He was +hoping they were all thinking hard about ways to get +out of this, because his mind was blank. + + + +Page | lOOOHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What kind of prophecy?” repeated Bellatrix, the grin +fading from her face. “You jest, Harry Potter.” + + + +“Nope, not jesting,” said Harry, his eyes flicking from +Death Eater to Death Eater, looking for a weak link, a +space through which they could escape. “How come +Voldemort wants it?” + +Several of the Death Eaters let out low hisses. + +“You dare speak his name?” whispered Bellatrix. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, maintaining his tight grip on the +glass ball, expecting another attempt to bewitch it +from him. “Yeah, IVe got no problem saying Vol — ” + +“Shut your mouth!” Bellatrix shrieked. “You dare +speak his name with your unworthy lips, you dare +besmirch it with your half-blood’s tongue, you dare — + + + +“Did you know he’s a half-blood too?” said Harry +recklessly. Hermione gave a little moan in his ear. +“Voldemort? Yeah, his mother was a witch but his +dad was a Muggle — or has he been telling you lot +he’s pureblood?” + +“STUPEF — ” + +“iVO!” + +A jet of red light had shot from the end of Bellatrix +Lestrange’s wand, but Malfoy had deflected it. His +spell caused hers to hit the shelf a foot to the left of +Harry and several of the glass orbs there shattered. + +Two figures, pearly white as ghosts, fluid as smoke, +unfurled themselves from the fragments of broken +glass upon the floor and each began to speak. Their + +Page | lOOlHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +voices vied with each other, so that only fragments of +what they were saying could be heard over Malfoy and +Bellatrix’s shouts. + + + +"... at the Solstice will come a new ...” said the figure +of an old, bearded man. + +“DO NOT ATTACK! WE NEED THE PROPHECY!” + +“He dared — he dares — ” shrieked Bellatrix +incoherently. “ — He stands there — filthy half-blood + + + +“WAIT UNTIL WEVE GOT THE PROPHECY!” bawled +Malfoy. + +"... and none will come after ...” said the figure of a +young woman. + +The two figures that had burst from the shattered +spheres had melted into thin air. Nothing remained of +them or their erstwhile homes but fragments of glass +upon the floor. They had, however, given Harry an +idea. The problem was going to be conveying it to the +others. + +“You haven’t told me what’s so special about this +prophecy I’m supposed to be handing over,” he said, +playing for time. He moved his foot slowly sideways, +feeling around for someone else’s. + +“Do not play games with us, Potter,” said Malfoy. + +“I’m not playing games,” said Harry, half his mind on +the conversation, half on his wandering foot. And +then he found someone’s toes and pressed down upon +them. A sharp intake of breath behind him told him +they were Hermione’s. + +Page | 1002Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” she whispered. + +“Dumbledore never told you that the reason you bear +that scar was hidden in the bowels of the Department +of Mysteries?” said Malfoy sneeringly. + +“I — what?” said Harry, and for a moment he quite +forgot his plan. “What about my scar?” + +“ What?” whispered Hermione more urgently behind +him. + +“Can this be?” said Malfoy, sounding maliciously +delighted; some of the Death Eaters were laughing +again, and under cover of their laughter, Harry hissed +to Hermione, moving his lips as little as possible, +“Smash shelves — ” + +“Dumbledore never told you?” Malfoy repeated. “Well, +this explains why you didn’t come earlier, Potter, the +Dark Lord wondered why — ” + +“ — when I say go — ” + +“ — you didn’t come running when he showed you the +place where it was hidden in your dreams. He +thought natural curiosity would make you want to +hear the exact wording...” + +“Did he?” said Harry. Behind him he felt rather than +heard Hermione passing his message to the others +and he sought to keep talking, to distract the Death +Eaters. “So he wanted me to come and get it, did he? +Why?” + +“Why?” Malfoy sounded incredulously delighted. +“Because the only people who are permitted to +retrieve a prophecy from the Department of Mysteries, +Potter, are those about whom it was made, as the + +Page | 1003Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dark Lord discovered when he attempted to use +others to steal it for him.” + +“And why did he want to steal a prophecy about me?” + +“About both of you, Potter, about both of you ... +Haven’t you ever wondered why the Dark Lord tried to +kill you as a baby?” + +Harry stared into the slitted eyeholes through which +Malfoy’s gray eyes were gleaming. Was this prophecy +the reason Harry’s parents had died, the reason he +carried his lightning-bolt scar? Was the answer to all +of this clutched in his hand? + +“Someone made a prophecy about Voldemort and +me?” he said quietly, gazing at Lucius Malfoy, his +fingers tightening over the warm glass sphere in his +hand. It was hardly larger than a Snitch and still +gritty with dust. “And he’s made me come and get it +for him? Why couldn’t he come and get it himself?” + +“Get it himself?” shrieked Bellatrix on a cackle of mad +laughter. “The Dark Lord, walk into the Ministry of +Magic, when they are so sweetly ignoring his return? +The Dark Lord, reveal himself to the Aurors, when at +the moment they are wasting their time on my dear +cousin?” + +“So he’s got you doing his dirty work for him, has +he?” said Harry. “Like he tried to get Sturgis to steal it +— and Bode?” + +“Very good, Potter, very good ...” said Malfoy slowly. +“But the Dark Lord knows you are not unintell — ” + +“NOW!” yelled Harry. + + + +Page | 1004Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Five different voices behind him bellowed “REDUCTOl” +Five curses flew in five different directions and the +shelves opposite them exploded as they hit. The +towering structure swayed as a hundred glass +spheres burst apart, pearly-white figures unfurled +into the air and floated there, their voices echoing +from who knew what long-dead past amid the torrent +of crashing glass and splintered wood now raining +down upon the floor — + +“RUN!” Harry yelled, and as the shelves swayed +precariously and more glass spheres began to pour +from above, he seized a handful of Hermione’s robes +and dragged her forward, one arm over his head as +chunks of shelf and shards of glass thundered down +upon them. A Death Eater lunged forward through +the cloud of dust and Harry elbowed him hard in the +masked face. They were all yelling, there were cries of +pain, thunderous crashes as the shelves collapsed +upon themselves, weirdly echoing fragments of the +Seers unleashed from their spheres — + +Harry found the way ahead clear and saw Ron, + +Ginny, and Luna sprint past him, their arms over +their heads. Something heavy struck him on the side +of the face but he merely ducked his head and +sprinted onward; a hand caught him by the shoulder; +he heard Hermione shout “Stupefy\” and the hand +released him at once. + +They were at the end of row ninety-seven; Harry +turned right and began to sprint in earnest. He could +hear footsteps right behind him and Hermione’s voice +urging Neville on. The door through which they had +come was ajar straight ahead, Harry could see the +glittering light of the bell jar, he pelted through it, the +prophecy still clutched tight and safe in his hand, +waited for the others to hurtle over the threshold +before slamming the door behind them — + +Page | 1005Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Colloportus\” gasped Hermione and the door sealed +itself with an odd squelching noise. + +“Where — where are the others?” gasped Harry. + +He had thought that Ron, Luna, and Ginny had been +ahead of them, that they would be waiting in this +room, but there was nobody there. + +“They must have gone the wrong way!” whispered +Hermione, terror in her face. + +“Listen!” whispered Neville. + +Footsteps and shouts echoed from behind the door +they had just sealed. Harry put his ear close to the +door to listen and heard Lucius Malfoy roar: “Leave +Nott, leave him, I say, the Dark Lord will not care for +Nott’s injuries as much as losing that prophecy — +Jugson, come back here, we need to organize! Well +split into pairs and search, and don’t forget, be gentle +with Potter until we’ve got the prophecy, you can kill +the others if necessary — Bellatrix, Rodolphus, you +take the left, Crabbe, Rabastan, go right — Jugson, +Dolohov, the door straight ahead — Macnair and +Avery, through here — Rookwood, over there — +Mulciber, come with me!” + +“What do we do?” Hermione asked Harry, trembling +from head to foot. + +“Well, we don’t stand here waiting for them to find us, +for a start,” said Harry. “Let’s get away from this +door...” + +They ran, quietly as they could, past the shimmering +bell jar where the tiny egg was hatching and +unhatching, toward the exit into the circular hallway +at the far end of the room. They were almost there + +Page | 1006Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +when Harry heard something large and heavy collide +with the door Hermione had charmed shut. + +“Stand aside!” said a rough voice. “Alohomora\” + +As the door flew open, Harry, Hermione, and Neville +dived under desks. They could see the bottom of the +two Death Eaters’ robes drawing nearer, their feet +moving rapidly. + +“They might’ve run straight through to the hall,” said +the rough voice. + +“Check under the desks,” said another. + +Harry saw the knees of the Death Eaters bend. Poking +his wand out from under the desk he shouted, +“STUPEFY]” + +A jet of red light hit the nearest Death Eater; he fell +backward into a grandfather clock and knocked it +over. The second Death Eater, however, had leapt +aside to avoid Harry’s spell and now pointed his own +wand at Hermione, who had crawled out from under +the desk to get a better aim. + +“Avada — ” + +Harry launched himself across the floor and grabbed +the Death Eater around the knees, causing him to +topple and his aim to go awry. Neville overturned his +desk in his anxiety to help; pointing his wand wildly +at the struggling pair he cried, “EXPELLIARMUS\” + +Both Harry’s and the Death Eater’s wands flew out of +their hands and soared back toward the entrance to +the Hall of Prophecy; both scrambled to their feet and +charged after them, the Death Eater in front and + + + +Page | 1007Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry hot on his heels, Neville bringing up the rear, +plainly horrors truck at what he had done. + + + +“Get out of the way, Harry!” yelled Neville, clearly +determined to repair the damage. + +Harry flung himself sideways as Neville took aim +again and shouted, “ STUPEFY !” + +The jet of red light flew right over the Death Eater’s +shoulder and hit a glass-fronted cabinet on the wall +full of variously shaped hourglasses. The cabinet fell +to the floor and burst apart, glass flying everywhere, +then sprang back up onto the wall, fully mended, +then fell down again, and shattered — + +The Death Eater had snatched up his wand, which +lay on the floor beside the glittering bell jar. Harry +ducked down behind another desk as the man turned +— his mask had slipped so that he could not see, he +ripped it off with his free hand and shouted, “STUP — + + + +“STUPEFY]” screamed Hermione, who had just caught +up with them. The jet of red light hit the Death Eater +in the middle of his chest; he froze, his arm still +raised, his wand fell to the floor with a clatter and he +collapsed backward toward the bell jar. Harry +expected to hear a clunk, for the man to hit solid glass +and slide off the jar onto the floor, but instead, his +head sank through the surface of the bell jar as +though it was nothing but a soap bubble and he came +to rest, sprawled on his back on the table, with his +head lying inside the jar full of glittering wind. + +“Accio Wand\” cried Hermione. Harry’s wand flew from +a dark corner into her hand and she threw it to him. + +“Thanks,” he said, “right, let’s get out of — ” + +Page | 1008Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look out!” said Neville, horrified, staring at the Death +Eater’s head in the bell jar. + +All three of them raised their wands again, but none +of them struck. They were all gazing, openmouthed, +appalled, at what was happening to the man’s head. + +It was shrinking very fast, growing balder and balder, +the black hair and stubble retracting into his skull, +his cheeks smooth, his skull round and covered with +a peachlike fuzz... + +A baby’s head now sat grotesquely on top of the thick, +muscled neck of the Death Eater as he struggled to +get up again. But even as they watched, their mouths +open, the head began to swell to its previous +proportions again, thick black hair was sprouting +from the pate and chin... + +“It’s time,” said Hermione in an awestruck voice. + +“ Time ...” + +The Death Eater shook his ugly head again, trying to +clear it, but before he could pull himself together +again, it began to shrink back to babyhood once +more... + +There was a shout from a room nearby, then a crash +and a scream. + +“RON?” Harry yelled, turning quickly from the +monstrous transformation taking place before them. +“GINNY? LUNA?” + +“Harry!” Hermione screamed. + +The Death Eater had pulled his head out of the bell +jar. His appearance was utterly bizarre, his tiny +baby’s head bawling loudly while his thick arms + +Page | 1009Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +flailed dangerously in all directions, narrowly missing +Harry, who ducked. Harry raised his wand but to his +amazement Hermione seized his arm. + +“You can’t hurt a baby!” + +There was no time to argue the point. Harry could +hear more footsteps growing louder from the Hall of +Prophecy they had just left and knew, too late, that +he ought not to have shouted and given away their +position. + +“Come on!” he said again, and leaving the ugly baby- +headed Death Eater staggering behind them, they +took off for the door that stood ajar at the other end of +the room, leading back into the black hallway. + +They had run halfway toward it when Harry saw +through the open door two more Death Eaters +running across the black room toward them. Veering +left he burst instead into a small, dark, cluttered +office and slammed the door behind them. + +“Collo — ” began Hermione, but before she could +complete the spell the door had burst open again and +the two Death Eaters had come hurtling inside. With +a cry of triumph, both yelled, “ IMPEDIMENT A\” + +Harry, Hermione, and Neville were all knocked +backward off their feet. Neville was thrown over the +desk and disappeared from view, Hermione smashed +into a bookcase and was promptly deluged in a +cascade of heavy books; the back of Harry’s head +slammed into the stone wall behind him, tiny lights +burst in front of his eyes, and for a moment he was +too dizzy and bewildered to react. + +“WEVE GOT HIM!” yelled the Death Eater nearest +Harry, “IN AN OFFICE OFF — ” + +Page | lOlOHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Silenciol ” cried Hermione, and the man’s voice was +extinguished. He continued to mouth through the +hole in his mask, but no sound came out; he was +thrust aside by his fellow. + +“Petrificus Totalusl” shouted Harry, as the second +Death Eater raised his wand. His arms and legs +snapped together and he fell forward, facedown onto +the rug at Harry’s feet, stiff as a board and unable to +move at all. + +“Well done, Ha — ” + +But the Death Eater Hermione had just struck dumb +made a sudden slashing movement with his wand +from which flew a streak of what looked like purple +flame. It passed right across Hermione’s chest; she +gave a tiny “oh!” as though of surprise and then +crumpled onto the floor where she lay motionless. + +“HERMIONE!” + +Harry fell to his knees beside her as Neville crawled +rapidly toward her from under the desk, his wand +held up in front of him. The Death Eater kicked out +hard at Neville’s head as he emerged — his foot broke +Neville’s wand in two and connected with his face — +Neville gave a howl of pain and recoiled, clutching his +mouth and nose. Harry twisted around, his own wand +held high, and saw that the Death Eater had ripped +off his mask and was pointing his wand directly at +Harry, who recognized the long, pale, twisted face +from the Daily Prophet: Antonin Dolohov, the wizard +who had murdered the Prewetts. + +Dolohov grinned. With his free hand, he pointed from +the prophecy still clutched in Harry’s hand, to +himself, then at Hermione. Though he could no longer + + + +Page | lOUHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +speak his meaning could not have been clearer: Give +me the prophecy, or you get the same as her... + + + +“Like you won’t kill us all the moment I hand it over +anyway!” said Harry. + +A whine of panic inside his head was preventing him +thinking properly. He had one hand on Hermione’s +shoulder, which was still warm, yet did not dare look +at her properly. Don’t let her be dead, don’t let her be +dead, it’s my fault if she’s dead... + +“Whaddever you do, Harry,” said Neville fiercely from +under the desk, lowering his hands to show a clearly +broken nose and blood pouring down his mouth and +chin, “don’d gib it to him!” + +Then there was a crash outside the door, and Dolohov +looked over his shoulder — the baby-headed Death +Eater had appeared in the doorway, his head bawling, +his great fists still flailing uncontrollably at everything +around him. + +Harry seized his chance: “PETRIFICUS TOT ALU S\” + +The spell hit Dolohov before he could block it, and he +toppled forward across his comrade, both of them +rigid as boards and unable to move an inch. + +“Hermione,” Harry said at once, shaking her as the +baby-headed Death Eater blundered out of sight +again. “Hermione, wake up...” + +“Whaddid he do to her?” said Neville, crawling out +from under the desk again to kneel at her other side, +blood streaming from his rapidly swelling nose. “I +dunno...” + +Neville groped for Hermione’s wrist. + +Page | 1012Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dat’s a pulse, Harry, I’b sure id is...” + + + +Such a powerful wave of relief swept through Harry +that for a moment he felt light-headed. + +“She’s alive?” + +“Yeah, I dink so...” + +There was a pause in which Harry listened hard for +the sounds of more footsteps, but all he could hear +were the whimpers and blunderings of the baby +Death Eater in the next room. + +“Neville, we’re not far from the exit,” Harry whispered. +“We’re right next to that circular room... If we can just +get you across it and find the right door before any +more Death Eaters come, I’ll bet you can get +Hermione up the corridor and into the lift... Then you +could find someone... Raise the alarm ...” + +“And whad are you going do do?” said Neville, +mopping his bleeding nose with his sleeve and +frowning at Harry. + +“I’ve got to find the others,” said Harry. + +“Well, I’b going do find dem wid you,” said Neville +firmly. + +“But Hermione — ” + +“We’ll dake her wid us,” said Neville firmly. “I’ll carry +her — you’re bedder at fighding dem dan I ab — ” + +He stood up and seized one of Hermione’s arms, +glared at Harry, who hesitated, then grabbed the +other and helped hoist Hermione’s limp form over +Neville’s shoulders. + +Page | 1013Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wait,” said Harry, snatching up Hermione’s wand +from the floor and shoving it into Nevilles hand, + +“you’d better take this...” + +Neville kicked aside the broken fragments of his own +wand as they walked slowly toward the door. + +“My gran’s going do kill be,” said Neville thickly, blood +spattering from his nose as he spoke, “dat was by +dad’s old wand...” + +Harry stuck his head out of the door and looked +around cautiously. The baby-headed Death Eater was +screaming and banging into things, toppling +grandfather clocks and overturning desks, bawling +and confused, while the glass cabinet that Harry now +suspected had contained Time-Turners continued to +fall, shatter, and repair itself on the wall behind them. + +“He’s never going to notice us,” he whispered. “C’mon +... keep close behind me...” + +They crept out of the office and back toward the door +into the black hallway, which now seemed completely +deserted. They walked a few steps forward, Neville +tottering slightly due to Hermione’s weight. The door +of the Time Room swung shut behind them, and the +walls began to rotate once more. The recent blow on +the back of Harry’s head seemed to have unsteadied +him; he narrowed his eyes, swaying slightly, until the +walls stopped moving again. With a sinking heart +Harry saw that Hermione’s fiery crosses had faded +from the doors. + +“So which way d’you reck — ?” + +But before they could make a decision as to which +way to try, a door to their right sprang open and three +people fell out of it. + +Page | 1014Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron!” croaked Harry, dashing toward them. “Ginny +— are you all — ?” + +“Harry,” said Ron, giggling weakly, lurching forward, +seizing the front of Harry’s robes and gazing at him +with unfocused eyes. “There you are... Ha ha ha ... +You look funny, Harry... You’re all messed up... + +Ron’s face was very white and something dark was +trickling from the corner of his mouth. Next moment +his knees had given way, but he still clutched the +front of Harry’s robes, so that Harry was pulled into a +kind of bow. + +“Ginny?” Harry said fearfully. “What happened?” + +But Ginny shook her head and slid down the wall into +a sitting position, panting and holding her ankle. + +“I think her ankle’s broken, I heard something crack,” +whispered Luna, who was bending over her and who +alone seemed to be unhurt. “Four of them chased us +into a dark room full of planets, it was a very odd +place, some of the time we were just floating in the +dark — ” + +“Harry, we saw Uranus up close!” said Ron, still +giggling feebly. “Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus — ha +ha ha — ” + +A bubble of blood grew at the corner of Ron’s mouth +and burst. + +“Anyway, one of them grabbed Ginny’s foot, I used the +Reductor Curse and blew up Pluto in his face, but ...” + +Luna gestured hopelessly at Ginny, who was +breathing in a very shallow way, her eyes still closed. + + + +Page | 1015Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what about Ron?” said Harry fearfully, as Ron +continued to giggle, still hanging off the front of +Harry’s robes. + +“I don’t know what they hit him with,” said Luna +sadly, “but he’s gone a bit funny, I could hardly get +him along at all...” + +“Harry,” said Ron, pulling Harry’s ear down to his +mouth and still giggling weakly, “you know who this +girl is, Harry? She’s Loony ... Loony Lovegood ... ha +ha ha...” + +“We’ve got to get out of here,” said Harry firmly. + +“Luna, can you help Ginny?” + +“Yes,” said Luna, sticking her wand behind her ear for +safekeeping, putting an arm around Ginny’s waist +and pulling her up. + +“It’s only my ankle, I can do it myself!” said Ginny +impatiently, but next moment she had collapsed +sideways and grabbed Luna for support. Harry pulled +Ron’s arm over his shoulder just as, so many months +ago, he had pulled Dudley’s. He looked around: They +had a one-in-twelve chance of getting the exit right +the first time — + +He heaved Ron toward a door; they were within a few +feet of it when another door across the hall burst +open and three Death Eaters sped into the hall, led by +Bellatrix Lestrange. + +“ There they are!” she shrieked. + +Stunning Spells shot across the room: Harry smashed +his way through the door ahead, flung Ron +unceremoniously from him, and ducked back to help +Neville in with Hermione. They were all over the + +Page | 1016Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +threshold just in time to slam the door against +Bellatrix. + + + +“ Colloportus\” shouted Harry, and he heard three +bodies slam into the door on the other side. + +“It doesn’t matter!” said a man’s voice. “There are +other ways in — WEVE GOT THEM, THEY’RE HERE!” + +Harry spun around. They were back in the Brain +Room and, sure enough, there were doors all around +the walls. He could hear footsteps in the hall behind +them as more Death Eaters came running to join the +first. + +“Luna — Neville — help me!” + +The three of them tore around the room, sealing the +doors as they went: Harry crashed into a table and +rolled over the top of it in his haste to reach the next +door. + +“ Colloportusl” + +There were footsteps running along behind the doors; + +every now and then another heavy body would launch + +itself against one, so it creaked and shuddered. Luna + +and Neville were bewitching the doors along the + +opposite wall — then, as Harry reached the very top of + +the room, he heard Luna cry, “Collo — aaaaaaaaargh +?? + + + +He turned in time to see her flying through the air. + +Five Death Eaters were surging into the room through +the door she had not reached in time; Luna hit a +desk, slid over its surface and onto the floor on the +other side where she lay sprawled, as still as +Hermione. + +Page | 1017Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Get Potter!” shrieked Bellatrix, and she ran at him. +He dodged her and sprinted back up the room; he +was safe as long as they thought they might hit the +prophecy — + +“Hey!” said Ron, who had staggered to his feet and +was now tottering drunkenly toward Harry, giggling. +“Hey, Harry, there are brains in here, ha ha ha, isn’t +that weird, Harry?” + +“Ron, get out of the way, get down — ” + +But Ron had already pointed his wand at the tank. + +“Honest, Harry, they’re brains — look — Accio Brain\” + +The scene seemed momentarily frozen. Harry, Ginny, +and Neville and each of the Death Eaters turned in +spite of themselves to watch the top of the tank as a +brain burst from the green liquid like a leaping fish. +For a moment it seemed suspended in midair, then it +soared toward Ron, spinning as it came, and what +looked like ribbons of moving images flew from it, +unraveling like rolls of film — + +“Ha ha ha, Harry, look at it — ” said Ron, watching it +disgorge its gaudy innards. “Harry, come and touch +it, bet it’s weird — ” + +“RON, NO!” + +Harry did not know what would happen if Ron +touched the tentacles of thought now flying behind +the brain, but he was sure it would not be anything +good. He darted forward but Ron had already caught +the brain in his outstretched hands. + + + +Page | 1018Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The moment they made contact with his skin, the +tentacles began wrapping themselves around Ron’s +arms like ropes. + +“Harry, look what’s happen — no — no, I don’t like it +— no, stop — stop — ” + +But the thin ribbons were spinning around Ron’s +chest now. He tugged and tore at them as the brain +was pulled tight against him like an octopus’s body. + +“Diffindol” yelled Harry, trying to sever the feelers +wrapping themselves tightly around Ron before his +eyes, but they would not break. Ron fell over, still +thrashing against his bonds. + +“Harry, it’ll suffocate him!” screamed Ginny, +immobilized by her broken ankle on the floor — then +a jet of red light flew from one of the Death Eater’s +wands and hit her squarely in the face. She keeled +over sideways and lay there unconscious. + +“ STUBEFYl” shouted Neville, wheeling around and +waving Hermione’s wand at the oncoming Death +Eaters. “STUBEFY, STUBEFYl” + +But nothing happened — one of the Death Eaters +shot their own Stunning Spell at Neville; it missed +him by inches. Harry and Neville were now the only +two left fighting the five Death Eaters, two of whom +sent streams of silver light like arrows past them that +left craters in the wall behind them. Harry ran for it +as Bellatrix Lestrange sprinted right at him. Holding +the prophecy high above his head he sprinted back +up the room; all he could think of doing was to draw +the Death Eaters away from the others. + +It seemed to have worked. They streaked after him, +knocking chairs and tables flying but not daring to + +Page | 1019Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bewitch him in case they hurt the prophecy, and he +dashed through the only door still open, the one +through which the Death Eaters themselves had +come. Inwardly praying that Neville would stay with +Ron — find some way of releasing him — he ran a few +feet into the new room and felt the floor vanish — + +He was falling down steep stone step after steep stone +step, bouncing on every tier until at last, with a crash +that knocked all the breath out of his body, he landed +flat on his back in the sunken pit where the stone +archway stood on its dais. The whole room was +ringing with the Death Eaters’ laughter. He looked up +and saw the five who had been in the Brain Room +descending toward him, while as many more emerged +through other doorways and began leaping from +bench to bench toward him. Harry got to his feet +though his legs were trembling so badly they barely +supported him. The prophecy was still miraculously +unbroken in his left hand, his wand clutched tightly +in his right. He backed away, looking around, trying +to keep all the Death Eaters within his sights. The +back of his legs hit something solid; he had reached +the dais where the archway stood. He climbed +backward onto it. + +The Death Eaters all halted, gazing at him. Some were +panting as hard as he was. One was bleeding badly; +Dolohov, freed of the full Body-Bind, was leering, his +wand pointing straight at Harry’s face. + +“Potter, your race is run,” drawled Lucius Malfoy, +pulling off his mask. “Now hand me the prophecy like +a good boy...” + +“Let — let the others go, and I’ll give it to you!” said +Harry desperately. + +A few of the Death Eaters laughed. + +Page | 1020Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are not in a position to bargain, Potter,” said +Lucius Malfoy, his pale face flushed with pleasure. + +“You see, there are ten of us and only one of you ... or +hasn’t Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?” + +“He’s dot alone!” shouted a voice from above them. + +“He’s still god be!” + +Harry’s heart sank. Neville was scrambling down the +stone benches toward them, Hermione’s wand held +fast in his trembling hand. + +“Neville — no — go back to Ron — ” + +“STUBEFYl” Neville shouted again, pointing his wand +at each Death Eater in turn, “STUBEFYl. STUBE — ” + +One of the largest Death Eaters seized Neville from +behind, pinioning his arms to his sides. He struggled +and kicked; several of the Death Eaters laughed. + +“It’s Longbottom, isn’t it?” sneered Lucius Malfoy. + +“Well, your grandmother is used to losing family +members to our cause... Your death will not come as +a great shock...” + +“Longbottom?” repeated Bellatrix, and a truly evil +smile lit her gaunt face. “Why, I have had the +pleasure of meeting your parents, boy...” + +“I DOE YOU HAB!” roared Neville, and he fought so +hard against his captor’s encircling grip that the +Death Eater shouted, “Someone Stun him!” + +“No, no, no,” said Bellatrix. She looked transported, +alive with excitement as she glanced at Harry, then +back at Neville. “No, let’s see how long Longbottom +lasts before he cracks like his parents... Unless Potter +wants to give us the prophecy — ” + +Page | 1021Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“DON’D GIB ID DO DEM!” roared Neville, who seemed +beside himself, kicking and writhing as Bellatrix drew +nearer to him and his captor, her wand raised. + +“DON’D GIB ID DO DEM, HARRY!” + +Bellatrix raised her wand. “Cruciol” + +Neville screamed, his legs drawn up to his chest so +that the Death Eater holding him was momentarily +holding him off the ground. The Death Eater dropped +him and he fell to the floor, twitching and screaming +in agony. + +“That was just a taster!” said Bellatrix, raising her +wand so that Neville’s screams stopped and he lay +sobbing at her feet. She turned and gazed up at +Harry. “Now, Potter, either give us the prophecy, or +watch your little friend die the hard way!” + +Harry did not have to think; there was no choice. The +prophecy was hot with the heat from his clutching +hand as he held it out. Malfoy jumped forward to take +it. + +Then, high above them, two more doors burst open +and five more people sprinted into the room: Sirius, +Lupin, Moody, Tonks, and Kingsley. + +Malfoy turned and raised his wand, but Tonks had +already sent a Stunning Spell right at him. Harry did +not wait to see whether it had made contact, but +dived off the dais out of the way. The Death Eaters +were completely distracted by the appearance of the +members of the Order, who were now raining spells +down upon them as they jumped from step to step +toward the sunken floor: Through the darting bodies, +the flashes of light, Harry could see Neville crawling +along. He dodged another jet of red light and flung +himself flat on the ground to reach Neville. + +Page | 1022Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you okay?” he yelled, as another spell soared +inches over their heads. + + + +“Yes,” said Neville, trying to pull himself up. + +“And Ron?” + +“I dink he’s all right — he was still fighding the brain +when I left — ” + +The stone floor between them exploded as a spell hit +it, leaving a crater right where Neville’s hand had +been seconds before. Both scrambled away from the +spot, then a thick arm came out of nowhere, seized +Harry around the neck and pulled him upright, so +that his toes were barely touching the floor. + +“Give it to me,” growled a voice in his ear, “give me the +prophecy — ” + +The man was pressing so tightly on Harry’s windpipe +that he could not breathe — through watering eyes he +saw Sirius dueling with a Death Eater some ten feet +away. Kingsley was fighting two at once; Tonks, still +halfway up the tiered seats, was firing spells down at +Bellatrix — nobody seemed to realize that Harry was +dying... He turned his wand backward toward the +man’s side, but had no breath to utter an incantation, +and the man’s free hand was groping toward the hand +in which Harry was grasping the prophecy — + +“AARGH!” + +Neville had come lunging out of nowhere: Unable to +articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand +hard into the eyehole of the Death Eater’s mask. The +man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain +and Harry whirled around to face him and gasped, +“STUPEFY]” + +Page | 1023Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Death Eater keeled over backward and his mask +slipped off. It was Macnair, Buckbeak’s would-be +killer, one of his eyes now swollen and bloodshot. + +“Thanks!” Harry said to Neville, pulling him aside as +Sirius and his Death Eater lurched past, dueling so +fiercely that their wands were blurs. Then Harry’s foot +made contact with something round and hard and he +slipped — for a moment he thought he had dropped +the prophecy, then saw Moody’s magic eye spinning +away across the floor. + +Its owner was lying on his side, bleeding from the +head, and his attacker was now bearing down upon +Harry and Neville: Dolohov, his long pale face twisted +with glee. + +“Tarantallegrcd” he shouted, his wand pointing at +Neville, whose legs went immediately into a kind of +frenzied tap dance, unbalancing him and causing him +to fall to the floor again. “Now, Potter — ” + +He made the same slashing movement with his wand +that he had used on Hermione just as Harry yelled, +“Protego\” + +Harry felt something streak across his face like a +blunt knife but the force of it knocked him sideways, +and he fell over Neville’s jerking legs, but the Shield +Charm had stopped the worst of the spell. + +Dolohov raised his wand again. “Accio Proph — ” + +Sirius hurtled out of nowhere, rammed Dolohov with +his shoulder, and sent him flying out of the way. The +prophecy had again flown to the tips of Harry’s fingers +but he had managed to cling to it. Now Sirius and +Dolohov were dueling, their wands flashing like +swords, sparks flying from their wand tips — + +Page | 1024Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dolohov drew back his wand to make the same +slashing movement he had used on Harry and +Hermione. Springing up, Harry yelled, “Petrificus +Totalusl” Once again, Dolohov’s arms and legs +snapped together and he keeled over backward, +landing with a crash on his back. + +“Nice one!” shouted Sirius, forcing Harry’s head down +as a pair of Stunning Spells flew toward them. “Now I +want you to get out of — ” + +They both ducked again. A jet of green light had +narrowly missed Sirius; across the room Harry saw +Tonks fall from halfway up the stone steps, her limp +form toppling from stone seat to stone seat, and +Bellatrix, triumphant, running back toward the fray. + +“Harry, take the prophecy, grab Neville, and run!” +Sirius yelled, dashing to meet Bellatrix. Harry did not +see what happened next: Kingsley swayed across his +field of vision, battling with the pockmarked +Rookwood, now mask-less; another jet of green light +flew over Harry’s head as he launched himself toward +Neville — + +“Can you stand?” he bellowed in Neville’s ear, as +Neville’s legs jerked and twitched uncontrollably. “Put +your arm round my neck — ” + +Neville did so — Harry heaved — Neville’s legs were +still flying in every direction, they would not support +him and then, out of nowhere, a man lunged at them. +Both fell backward, Neville’s legs waving wildly like an +overturned beetle’s, Harry with his left arm held up in +the air to try and save the small glass ball from being +smashed. + + + +Page | 1025Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The prophecy, give me the prophecy, Potter!” snarled +Lucius Malfoy’s voice in his ear, and Harry felt the tip +of Malfoy’s wand pressing hard between his ribs. + +“No — get — off — me ... Neville — catch it!” + +Harry flung the prophecy across the floor, Neville +spun himself around on his back and scooped the +ball to his chest. Malfoy pointed the wand instead at +Neville, but Harry jabbed his own wand back over his +shoulder and yelled, “Impedimental” + +Malfoy was blasted off his back. As Harry scrambled +up again he looked around and saw Malfoy smash +into the dais on which Sirius and Bellatrix were now +dueling. Malfoy aimed his wand at Harry and Neville +again, but before he could draw breath to strike, +Lupin had jumped between them. + +“Harry, round up the others and GO!” + +Harry seized Neville by the shoulder of his robes and +lifted him bodily onto the first tier of stone steps. +Neville’s legs twitched and jerked and would not +support his weight. Harry heaved again with all the +strength he possessed and they climbed another step + + + +A spell hit the stone bench at Harry’s heel. It +crumbled away and he fell back to the step below: +Neville sank to the ground, his legs still jerking and +thrashing, and thrust the prophecy into his pocket. + +“Come on!” said Harry desperately, hauling at +Neville’s robes. “Just try and push with your legs — ” + +He gave another stupendous heave and Neville’s robes +tore all along the left seam — the small spun-glass +ball dropped from his pocket and before either of + +Page | 1026Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +them could catch it, one of Neville’s floundering feet +kicked it. It flew some ten feet to their right and +smashed on the step beneath them. As both of them +stared at the place where it had broken, appalled at +what had happened, a pearly-white figure with hugely +magnified eyes rose into the air, unnoticed by any but +them. Harry could see its mouth moving, but in all +the crashes and screams and yells surrounding them, +not one word of the prophecy could he hear. The +figure stopped speaking and dissolved into +nothingness. + +“Harry, I’b sorry!” cried Neville, his face anguished as +his legs continued to flounder, “I’b so sorry, Harry, I +didn’d bean do — ■” + +“It doesn’t matter!” Harry shouted. “Just try and +stand, let’s get out of — ” + +“ Dubbledorel” said Neville, his sweaty face suddenly +transported, staring over Harry’s shoulder. + +“What?” + +“DUBBLEDORE!” + +Harry turned to look where Neville was staring. + +Directly above them, framed in the doorway from the +Brain Room, stood Albus Dumbledore, his wand aloft, +his face white and furious. Harry felt a kind of electric +charge surge through every particle of his body — +they were saved. + +Dumbledore sped down the steps past Neville and +Harry, who had no more thought of leaving. +Dumbledore was already at the foot of the steps when +the Death Eaters nearest realized he was there. There +were yells; one of the Death Eaters ran for it, +scrabbling like a monkey up the stone steps opposite. +Page | 1027Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore’s spell pulled him back as easily and +effortlessly as though he had hooked him with an +invisible line — + + + +Only one couple were still battling, apparently +unaware of the new arrival. Harry saw Sirius duck +Bellatrix’s jet of red light: He was laughing at her. +“Come on, you can do better than that!” he yelled, his +voice echoing around the cavernous room. + +The second jet of light hit him squarely on the chest. + +The laughter had not quite died from his face, but his +eyes widened in shock. + +Harry released Neville, though he was unaware of +doing so. He was jumping down the steps again, +pulling out his wand, as Dumbledore turned to the +dais too. + +It seemed to take Sirius an age to fall. His body +curved in a graceful arc as he sank backward through +the ragged veil hanging from the arch... + +And Harry saw the look of mingled fear and surprise +on his godfather’s wasted, once-handsome face as he +fell through the ancient doorway and disappeared +behind the veil, which fluttered for a moment as +though in a high wind and then fell back into place. + +Harry heard Bellatrix Lestrange’s triumphant scream, +but knew it meant nothing — Sirius had only just +fallen through the archway, he would reappear from +the other side any second... + +But Sirius did not reappear. + +“SIRIUS!” Harry yelled, “SIRIUS!” + +Page | 1028Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had reached the floor, his breath coming in +searing gasps. Sirius must be just behind the curtain, +he, Harry, would pull him back out again... + +But as he reached the ground and sprinted toward +the dais, Lupin grabbed Harry around the chest, +holding him back. + +“There’s nothing you can do, Harry — ” + +“Get him, save him, he’s only just gone through!” + +“It’s too late, Harry — ” + +“We can still reach him — ” + +Harry struggled hard and viciously, but Lupin would +not let go... + +“There’s nothing you can do, Harry ... nothing... He’s +gone.” + + + +Page | 1029Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE ONLY ONE HE EVER FEARED + +“He hasn’t gone!” Harry yelled. + +He did not believe it, he would not believe it; still he +fought Lupin with every bit of strength he had: Lupin +did not understand, people hid behind that curtain, +he had heard them whispering the first time he had +entered the room — Sirius was hiding, simply lurking +out of sight — + +“SIRIUS!” he bellowed, “SIRIUS!” + +“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice +breaking as he struggled to contain Harry. “He can’t +come back, because he’s d — ” + +“HE — IS — NOT — DEAD!” roared Harry. “SIRIUS!” + +There was movement going on around them, pointless +bustling, the flashes of more spells. To Harry it was +meaningless noise, the deflected curses flying past +them did not matter, nothing mattered except that +Lupin stop pretending that Sirius, who was standing +Page | 1030Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +feet from them behind that old curtain, was not going +to emerge at any moment, shaking back his dark hair +and eager to reenter the battle — + +Lupin dragged Harry away from the dais, Harry still +staring at the archway, angry at Sirius now for +keeping him waiting — + +But some part of him realized, even as he fought to +break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him +waiting before... Sirius had risked everything, always, +to see Harry, to help him... If Sirius was not +reappearing out of that archway when Harry was +yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the +only possible explanation was that he could not come +back. . . That he really was . . . + +Dumbledore had most of the remaining Death Eaters +grouped in the middle of the room, seemingly +immobilized by invisible ropes. Mad-Eye Moody had +crawled across the room to where Tonks lay and was +attempting to revive her. Behind the dais there were +still flashes of light, grunts, and cries — Kingsley had +run forward to continue Sirius’s duel with Bellatrix. + +“Harry?” + +Neville had slid down the stone benches one by one to +the place where Harry stood. Harry was no longer +struggling against Lupin, who maintained a +precautionary grip on his arm nevertheless. + +“Harry ... I’b really sorry...” said Neville. His legs were +still dancing uncontrollably. “Was dat man — was +Sirius Black a — a friend of yours?” + +Harry nodded. + + + +Page | 1031Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Here,” said Lupin quietly, and pointing his wand at +Neville’s legs he said, “Finite.” The spell was lifted. +Neville’s legs fell back onto the floor and remained +still. Lupin’s face was pale. “Let’s — let’s find the +others. Where are they all, Neville?” + +Lupin turned away from the archway as he spoke. It +sounded as though every word was causing him pain. + +“Dey’re all back dere,” said Neville. “A brain addacked +Ron bud I dink he’s all righd — and Herbione’s +unconscious, bud we could feel a bulse — ” + +There was a loud bang and a yell from behind the +dais. Harry saw Kingsley, yelling in pain, hit the +ground. Bellatrix Lestrange turned tail and ran as +Dumbledore whipped around. He aimed a spell at her +but she deflected it. She was halfway up the steps +now — + +“Harry — no!” cried Lupin, but Harry had already +ripped his arm from Lupin’s slackened grip. + +“SHE KILLED SIRIUS!” bellowed Harry. “SHE KILLED +HIM — I’LL KILL HER!” + +And he was off, scrambling up the stone benches. +People were shouting behind him but he did not care. +The hem of Bellatrix’s robes whipped out of sight +ahead and they were back in the room where the +brains were swimming. . . + +She aimed a curse over her shoulder. The tank rose +into the air and tipped. Harry was deluged in the foul- +smelling potion within. The brains slipped and slid +over him and began spinning their long, colored +tentacles, but he shouted, “Wingardium Levioscd” and +they flew into the air away from him. Slipping and +sliding he ran on toward the door. He leapt over Luna, +Page | 1032Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who was groaning on the floor, past Ginny, who said, +“Harry — what — ?” past Ron, who giggled feebly, and +Hermione, who was still unconscious. He wrenched +open the door into the circular black hall and saw +Bellatrix disappearing through a door on the other +side of the room — beyond her was the corridor +leading back to the lifts. + +He ran, but she had slammed the door behind her +and the walls had begun to rotate again. Once more +he was surrounded by streaks of blue light from the +whirling candelabra. + +“Where’s the exit?” he shouted desperately, as the +wall rumbled to a halt again. “Where’s the way out?” + +The room seemed to have been waiting for him to ask. +The door right behind him flew open, and the corridor +toward the lifts stretched ahead of him, torch- lit and +empty. He ran... + +He could hear a lift clattering ahead of him. He +sprinted up the passageway, swung around the +corner, and slammed his fist onto the button to call a +second lift. It jangled and banged lower and lower; the +grilles slid open and Harry dashed inside, now +hammering the button marked Atrium. The doors slid +shut and he was rising. . . + +He forced his way out of the lift before the grilles were +fully open and looked around. Bellatrix was almost at +the telephone lift at the other end of the hall, but she +looked back as he sprinted toward her, and aimed +another spell at him. He dodged behind the Fountain +of Magical Brethren; the spell zoomed past him and +hit the wrought gold gates at the other end of the +Atrium so that they rang like bells. There were no +more footsteps. She had stopped running. He +crouched behind the statues, listening. + +Page | 1033Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Come out, come out, little HarryV’ she called in her +mock-baby voice, which echoed off the polished +wooden floors. “What did you come after me for, then? + +I thought you were here to avenge my dear cousin!” + +“I am!” shouted Harry, and a score of ghostly Harry’s +seemed to chorus I am\ I am\ I am\ all around the +room. + +“Aaaaaah . . . did you love him, little baby Potter?” + +Hatred rose in Harry such as he had never known +before. He flung himself out from behind the fountain +and bellowed “CrucioV’ + +Bellatrix screamed. The spell had knocked her off her +feet, but she did not writhe and shriek with pain as +Neville had — she was already on her feet again, +breathless, no longer laughing. Harry dodged behind +the golden fountain again — her counterspell hit the +head of the handsome wizard, which was blown off +and landed twenty feet away, gouging long scratches +into the wooden floor. + +“Never used an Unforgivable Curse before, have you, +boy?” she yelled. She had abandoned her baby voice +now. “You need to mean them, Potter! You need to +really want to cause pain — to enjoy it — righteous +anger won’t hurt me for long — I’ll show you how it is +done, shall I? I’ll give you a lesson — ” + +Harry had been edging around the fountain on the +other side. She screamed, “Cruciol” and he was forced +to duck down again as the centaur’s arm, holding its +bow, spun off and landed with a crash on the floor a +short distance from the golden wizard’s head. + +“Potter, you cannot win against me!” she cried. He +could hear her moving to the right, trying to get a + +Page | 1034Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clear shot of him. He backed around the statue away +from her, crouching behind the centaur’s legs, his +head level with the house-elf’s. “I was and am the +Dark Lord’s most loyal servant, I learned the Dark +Arts from him, and I know spells of such power that +you, pathetic little boy, can never hope to compete — ” + +“Stupefy\” yelled Harry. He had edged right around to +where the goblin stood beaming up at the now +headless wizard and taken aim at her back as she +peered around the fountain for him. She reacted so +fast he barely had time to duck. + +“Protegol” + +The jet of red light, his own Stunning Spell, bounced +back at him. Harry scrambled back behind the +fountain, and one of the goblin’s ears went flying +across the room. + +“Potter, I am going to give you one chance!” shouted +Bellatrix. “Give me the prophecy — roll it out toward +me now — and I may spare your life!” + +“Well, you’re going to have to kill me, because it’s +gone!” Harry roared — and as he shouted it, pain +seared across his forehead. His scar was on fire +again, and he felt a surge of fury that was quite +unconnected with his own rage. “And he knows!” said +Harry with a mad laugh to match Bellatrix ’s own. + +“Your dear old mate Voldemort knows it’s gone! He’s +not going to be happy with you, is he?” + +“What? What do you mean?” she cried, and for the +first time there was fear in her voice. + +“The prophecy smashed when I was trying to get +Neville up the steps! What do you think Voldemort’ll +say about that, then?” + +Page | 1035Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His scar seared and burned... The pain of it was +making his eyes stream... + + + +“LIAR!” she shrieked, but he could hear the terror +behind the anger now. “YOU’VE GOT IT, POTTER, +AND YOU WILL GIVE IT TO ME — Accio Prophecy ! +ACCIO PROPHECY !” + +Harry laughed again because he knew it would +incense her, the pain building in his head so badly he +thought his skull might burst. He waved his empty +hand from behind the one-eared goblin and withdrew +it quickly as she sent another jet of green light flying +at him. + +“Nothing there!” he shouted. “Nothing to summon! It +smashed and nobody heard what it said, tell your +boss that — ” + +“No!” she screamed. “It isn’t true, you’re lying — +MASTER, I TRIED, I TRIED — DO NOT PUNISH ME + + + +“Don’t waste your breath!” yelled Harry, his eyes +screwed up against the pain in his scar, now more +terrible than ever. “He can’t hear you from here!” + +“Can’t I, Potter?” said a high, cold voice. + +Harry opened his eyes. + +Tall, thin, and black-hooded, his terrible snakelike +face white and gaunt, his scarlet, slit-pupiled eyes +staring ... Lord Voldemort had appeared in the middle +of the hall, his wand pointing at Harry who stood +frozen, quite unable to move. + +“So you smashed my prophecy?” said Voldemort +softly, staring at Harry with those pitiless red eyes. + +Page | 1036Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, Bella, he is not lying... I see the truth looking at +me from within his worthless mind... Months of +preparation, months of effort . . . and my Death Eaters +have let Harry Potter thwart me again...” + +“Master, I am sorry, I knew not, I was fighting the +Animagus Black!” sobbed Bellatrix, flinging herself +down at Voldemort’s feet as he paced slowly nearer. +“Master, you should know — ” + +“Be quiet, Bella,” said Voldemort dangerously. “I shall +deal with you in a moment. Do you think I have +entered the Ministry of Magic to hear your sniveling +apologies?” + +“But Master — he is here — he is below — ” + +Voldemort paid no attention. + +“I have nothing more to say to you, Potter,” he said +quietly. “You have irked me too often, for too long. +AVADA KEDAVRAl” + +Harry had not even opened his mouth to resist. His +mind was blank, his wand pointing uselessly at the +floor. + +But the headless golden statue of the wizard in the +fountain had sprung alive, leaping from its plinth, +and landed on the floor with a crash between Harry +and Voldemort. The spell merely glanced off its chest +as the statue flung out its arms, protecting Harry. + +“What — ?” said Voldemort, staring around. And then +he breathed, “Dumbledore!” + +Harry looked behind him, his heart pounding. +Dumbledore was standing in front of the golden gates. + + + +Page | 1037Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort raised his wand and sent another jet of +green light at Dumbledore, who turned and was gone +in a whirling of his cloak; next second he had +reappeared behind Voldemort and waved his wand +toward the remnants of the fountain; the other +statues sprang to life too. The statue of the witch ran +at Bellatrix, who screamed and sent spells streaming +uselessly off its chest, before it dived at her, pinning +her to the floor. Meanwhile, the goblin and the house- +elf scuttled toward the fireplaces set along the wall, +and the one-armed centaur galloped at Voldemort, +who vanished and reappeared beside the pool. The +headless statue thrust Harry backward, away from +the fight, as Dumbledore advanced on Voldemort and +the golden centaur cantered around them both. + +“It was foolish to come here tonight, Tom,” said +Dumbledore calmly. “The Aurors are on their way — ” + +“By which time I shall be gone, and you dead!” spat +Voldemort. He sent another Killing Curse at +Dumbledore but missed, instead hitting the security +guards desk, which burst into flame. + +Dumbledore flicked his own wand. The force of the +spell that emanated from it was such that Harry, +though shielded by his stone guard, felt his hair +stand on end as it passed, and this time Voldemort +was forced to conjure a shining silver shield out of +thin air to deflect it. The spell, whatever it was, +caused no visible damage to the shield, though a +deep, gonglike note reverberated from it, an oddly +chilling sound... + +“You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore?” called +Voldemort, his scarlet eyes narrowed over the top of +the shield. “Above such brutality, are you?” + + + +Page | 1038Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We both know that there are other ways of +destroying a man, Tom,” Dumbledore said calmly, +continuing to walk toward Voldemort as though he +had not a fear in the world, as though nothing had +happened to interrupt his stroll up the hall. “Merely +taking your life would not satisfy me, I admit — ” + +“There is nothing worse than death, Dumbledore!” +snarled Voldemort. + +“You are quite wrong,” said Dumbledore, still closing +in upon Voldemort and speaking as lightly as though +they were discussing the matter over drinks. Harry +felt scared to see him walking along, undefended, +shieldless. He wanted to cry out a warning, but his +headless guard kept shunting him backward toward +the wall, blocking his every attempt to get out from +behind it. “Indeed, your failure to understand that +there are things much worse than death has always +been your greatest weakness — ” + +Another jet of green light flew from behind the silver +shield. This time it was the one-armed centaur, +galloping in front of Dumbledore, that took the blast +and shattered into a hundred pieces, but before the +fragments had even hit the floor, Dumbledore had +drawn back his wand and waved it as though +brandishing a whip. A long thin flame flew from the +tip; it wrapped itself around Voldemort, shield and all. +For a moment, it seemed Dumbledore had won, but +then the fiery rope became a serpent, which +relinquished its hold upon Voldemort at once and +turned, hissing furiously, to face Dumbledore. + +Voldemort vanished. The snake reared from the floor, +ready to strike — + + + +There was a burst of flame in midair above +Dumbledore just as Voldemort reappeared, standing + +Page | 1039Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +on the plinth in the middle of the pool where so +recently the five statues had stood. + + + +“Look outi” Harry yelled. + +But even as he shouted, one more jet of green light +had flown at Dumbledore from Voldemort’s wand and +the snake had struck — + +Fawkes swooped down in front of Dumbledore, +opened his beak wide, and swallowed the jet of green +light whole. He burst into flame and fell to the floor, +small, wrinkled, and flightless. At the same moment, +Dumbledore brandished his wand in one, long, fluid +movement — the snake, which had been an instant +from sinking its fangs into him, flew high into the air +and vanished in a wisp of dark smoke; the water in +the pool rose up and covered Voldemort like a cocoon +of molten glass — + +For a few seconds Voldemort was visible only as a +dark, rippling, faceless figure, shimmering and +indistinct upon the plinth, clearly struggling to throw +off the suffocating mass — + +Then he was gone, and the water fell with a crash +back into its pool, slopping wildly over the sides, +drenching the polished floor. + +“MASTER!” screamed Bellatrix. + +Sure it was over, sure Voldemort had decided to flee, +Harry made to run out from behind his statue guard, +but Dumbledore bellowed, “Stay where you are, + +Harry!” + +For the first time, Dumbledore sounded frightened. +Harry could not see why. The hall was quite empty +but for themselves, the sobbing Bellatrix still trapped + +Page | 1040Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +under her statue, and the tiny baby Fawkes croaking +feebly on the floor — + +And then Harry’s scar burst open. He knew he was +dead: it was pain beyond imagining, pain past +endurance — + +He was gone from the hall, he was locked in the coils +of a creature with red eyes, so tightly bound that +Harry did not know where his body ended and the +creature’s began. They were fused together, bound by +pain, and there was no escape — + +And when the creature spoke, it used Harry’s mouth, +so that in his agony he felt his jaw move... + +“ Kill me now, Dumbledore...” + +Blinded and dying, every part of him screaming for +release, Harry felt the creature use him again... + +“If death is nothing, Dumbledore, kill the boy...” + +Let the pain stop, thought Harry. Let him kill us... End +it, Dumbledore... Death is nothing compared to this... + +And I’ll see Sirius again... + +And as Harry’s heart filled with emotion, the +creature’s coils loosened, the pain was gone, Harry +was lying facedown on the floor, his glasses gone, +shivering as though he lay upon ice, not wood... + +And there were voices echoing through the hall, more +voices than there should have been: Harry opened his +eyes, saw his glasses lying at the heel of the headless +statue that had been guarding him, but which now +lay flat on its back, cracked and immobile. He put + + + +Page | 1041Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +them on and raised his head an inch to find +Dumbledore’s crooked nose inches from his own. + + + +“Are you all right, Harry?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, shaking so violently he could not +hold his head up properly. “Yeah, I’m — where’s +Voldemort, where — who are all these — what’s — ” + +The Atrium was full of people. The floor was reflecting +emerald-green flames that had burst into life in all +the fireplaces along one wall, and a stream of witches +and wizards was emerging from them. As Dumbledore +pulled him back to his feet, Harry saw the tiny gold +statues of the house-elf and the goblin leading a +stunned-looking Cornelius Fudge forward. + +“He was there!” shouted a scarlet-robed man with a +ponytail, who was pointing at a pile of golden rubble +on the other side of the hall, where Bellatrix had lain +trapped moments before. “I saw him, Mr. Fudge, I +swear, it was You-Know-Who, he grabbed a woman +and Disapparated!” + +“I know, Williamson, I know, I saw him too!” gibbered +Fudge, who was wearing pajamas under his +pinstriped cloak and was gasping as though he had +just run miles. “Merlin’s beard — here — here! — in +the Ministry of Magic! — great heavens above — it +doesn’t seem possible — my word — how can this +be?” + +“If you proceed downstairs into the Department of +Mysteries, Cornelius,” said Dumbledore, apparently +satisfied that Harry was all right, and walking forward +so that the newcomers realized he was there for the +first time (a few of them raised their wands, others +simply looked amazed; the statues of the elf and +goblin applauded and Fudge jumped so much that +Page | 1042Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his slipper-clad feet left the floor), “you will find +several escaped Death Eaters contained in the Death +Chamber, bound by an Anti-Disapparation Jinx and +awaiting your decision as to what to do with them.” + +“Dumbledore!” gasped Fudge, apparently beside +himself with amazement. “You — here — I — I — ” + +He looked wildly around at the Aurors he had brought +with him, and it could not have been clearer that he +was in half a mind to cry, “Seize him!” + +“Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men — and win +again!” said Dumbledore in a thunderous voice. “But +a few minutes ago you saw proof, with your own eyes, +that I have been telling you the truth for a year. Lord +Voldemort has returned, you have been chasing the +wrong men for twelve months, and it is time you +listened to sense!” + +“I — don’t — well — ” blustered Fudge, looking around +as though hoping somebody was going to tell him +what to do. When nobody did, he said, “Very well — +Dawlish! Williamson! Go down to the Department of +Mysteries and see ... Dumbledore, you — you will +need to tell me exactly — the Fountain of Magical +Brethren — what happened?” he added in a kind of +whimper, staring around at the floor, where the +remains of the statues of the witch, wizard, and +centaur now lay scattered. + +“We can discuss that after I have sent Harry back to +Hogwarts,” said Dumbledore. + +“Harry — Harry Potter?” + +Fudge spun around and stared at Harry, who was +still standing against the wall beside the fallen statue + + + +Page | 1043Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that had been guarding him during Dumbledore and +Voldemort’s duel. + +“He-here?” said Fudge. “Why — what’s all this +about?” + +“I shall explain everything,” repeated Dumbledore, +“when Harry is back at school.” + +He walked away from the pool to the place where the +golden wizard’s head lay on the floor. He pointed his +wand at it and muttered, “Portus.” The head glowed +blue and trembled noisily against the wooden floor for +a few seconds, then became still once more. + +“Now see here, Dumbledore!” said Fudge, as +Dumbledore picked up the head and walked back to +Harry carrying it. “You haven’t got authorization for +that Portkey! You can’t do things like that right in +front of the Minister of Magic, you — you — ” + +His voice faltered as Dumbledore surveyed him +magisterially over his half-moon spectacles. + +“You will give the order to remove Dolores Umbridge +from Hogwarts,” said Dumbledore. “You will tell your +Aurors to stop searching for my Care of Magical +Creatures teacher so that he can return to work. I will +give you ...” Dumbledore pulled a watch with twelve +hands from his pocket and glanced at it, “half an +hour of my time tonight, in which I think we shall be +more than able to cover the important points of what +has happened here. After that, I shall need to return +to my school. If you need more help from me you are, +of course, more than welcome to contact me at +Hogwarts. Letters addressed to the headmaster will +find me.” + + + +Page | 1044Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fudge goggled worse than ever. His mouth was open +and his round face grew pinker under his rumpled +gray hair. + +“I — you — ” + +Dumbledore turned his back on him. + +“Take this Portkey, Harry.” + +He held out the golden head of the statue, and Harry +placed his hand upon it, past caring what he did next +or where he went. + +“I shall see you in half an hour,” said Dumbledore +quietly. “One ... two ... three ...” + +Harry felt the familiar sensation of a hook being +jerked behind his navel. The polished wooden floor +was gone from beneath his feet; the Atrium, Fudge, +and Dumbledore had all disappeared, and he was +flying forward in a whirlwind of color and sound. . . + + + +Page | 1045Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE LOST PROPHECY + +Harry’s feet hit solid ground again; his knees buckled +a little and the golden wizard’s head fell with a +resounding clunk to the floor. He looked around and +saw that he had arrived in Dumbledore’s office. + +Everything seemed to have repaired itself during the +headmaster’s absence. The delicate silver instruments +stood again upon the spindle-legged tables, puffing +and whirring serenely. The portraits of the +headmasters and headmistresses were snoozing in +their frames, heads lolling back in armchairs or +against the edge of their pictures. Harry looked +through the window. There was a cool line of pale +green along the horizon: Dawn was approaching. + +The silence and the stillness, broken only by the +occasional grunt or snuffle of a sleeping portrait, was +unbearable to him. If his surroundings could have +reflected the feelings inside him, the pictures would +have been screaming in pain. He walked around the +quiet, beautiful office, breathing quickly, trying not to +think. But he had to think... There was no escape... +Page | 1046Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +It was his fault Sirius had died; it was all his fault. If +he, Harry, had not been stupid enough to fall for +Voldemort’s trick, if he had not been so convinced +that what he had seen in his dream was real, if he +had only opened his mind to the possibility that +Voldemort was, as Hermione had said, banking on +Harry’s love of playing the hero . . . + +It was unbearable, he would not think about it, he +could not stand it... There was a terrible hollow inside +him he did not want to feel or examine, a dark hole +where Sirius had been, where Sirius had vanished. + +He did not want to have to be alone with that great, +silent space, he could not stand it — + +A picture behind him gave a particularly loud +grunting snore, and a cool voice said, “Ah ... Harry +Potter ...” + +Phineas Nigellus gave a long yawn, stretching his +arms as he watched Harry with shrewd, narrow eyes. + +“And what brings you here in the early hours of the +morning?” said Phineas. “This office is supposed to be +barred to all but the rightful headmaster. Or has +Dumbledore sent you here? Oh, don’t tell me ...” He +gave another shuddering yawn. “Another message for +my worthless great-great-grandson?” + +Harry could not speak. Phineas Nigellus did not know +that Sirius was dead, but Harry could not tell him. To +say it aloud would be to make it final, absolute, +irretrievable. + +A few more of the portraits had stirred now. Terror of +being interrogated made Harry stride across the room +and seize the doorknob. + + + +It would not turn. He was shut in. + +Page | 1047Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I hope this means,” said the corpulent, red-nosed +wizard who hung on the wall behind Dumbledore’s +desk, “that Dumbledore will soon be back with us?” + +Harry turned. The wizard was eyeing him with great +interest. Harry nodded. He tugged again on the +doorknob behind his back, but it remained +immovable. + +“Oh good,” said the wizard. “It has been very dull +without him, very dull indeed.” + +He settled himself on the thronelike chair on which he +had been painted and smiled benignly upon Harry. + +“Dumbledore thinks very highly of you, as I am sure +you know,” he said comfortably. “Oh yes. Holds you +in great esteem.” + +The guilt filling the whole of Harry’s chest like some +monstrous, weighty parasite now writhed and +squirmed. Harry could not stand this, he could not +stand being Harry anymore... He had never felt more +trapped inside his own head and body, never wished +so intensely that he could be somebody — anybody — +else... + +The empty fireplace burst into emerald-green flame, +making Harry leap away from the door, staring at the +man spinning inside the grate. As Dumbledore’s tall +form unfolded itself from the fire, the wizards and +witches on the surrounding walls jerked awake. Many +of them gave cries of welcome. + +“Thank you,” said Dumbledore softly. + +He did not look at Harry at first, but walked over to +the perch beside the door and withdrew, from an +inside pocket of his robes, the tiny, ugly, featherless + +Page | 1048Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fawkes, whom he placed gently on the tray of soft +ashes beneath the golden post where the full-grown +Fawkes usually stood. + +“Well, Harry,” said Dumbledore, finally turning away +from the baby bird, “you will be pleased to hear that +none of your fellow students are going to suffer +lasting damage from the night’s events.” + +Harry tried to say “Good,” but no sound came out. It +seemed to him that Dumbledore was reminding him +of the amount of damage he had caused by his +actions tonight, and although Dumbledore was for +once looking at him directly, and though his +expression was kindly rather than accusatory, Harry +could not bear to meet his eyes. + +“Madam Pomfrey is patching everybody up now,” said +Dumbledore. “Nymphadora Tonks may need to spend +a little time in St. Mungo’s, but it seems that she will +make a full recovery.” + +Harry contented himself with nodding at the carpet, +which was growing lighter as the sky outside grew +paler. He was sure that all the portraits around the +room were listening eagerly to every word Dumbledore +spoke, wondering where Dumbledore and Harry had +been and why there had been injuries. + +“I know how you are feeling, Harry,” said Dumbledore +very quietly. + +“No, you don’t,” said Harry, and his voice was +suddenly loud and strong. White-hot anger leapt +inside him. Dumbledore knew nothing about his +feelings. + +“You see, Dumbledore?” said Phineas Nigellus slyly. +“Never try to understand the students. They hate it. + +Page | 1049Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, +wallow in self-pity, stew in their own — ” + +“That’s enough, Phineas,” said Dumbledore. + +Harry turned his back on Dumbledore and stared +determinedly out of the opposite window. He could +see the Quidditch stadium in the distance. Sirius had +appeared there once, disguised as the shaggy black +dog, so he could watch Harry play. . . He had probably +come to see whether Harry was as good as James had +been... Harry had never asked him... + +“There is no shame in what you are feeling, Harry,” +said Dumbledore ’s voice. “On the contrary ... the fact +that you can feel pain like this is your greatest +strength.” + +Harry felt the white-hot anger lick his insides, blazing +in the terrible emptiness, filling him with the desire to +hurt Dumbledore for his calmness and his empty +words. + +“My greatest strength, is it?” said Harry, his voice +shaking as he stared out at the Quidditch stadium, +no longer seeing it. “You haven’t got a clue... You +don’t know ...” + +“What don’t I know?” asked Dumbledore calmly. + +It was too much. Harry turned around, shaking with +rage. + +“I don’t want to talk about how I feel, all right?” + +“Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! +This pain is part of being human — ” + + + +Page | 1050Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“THEN — I — DONT — WANT — TO-BE — +HUMAN!” Harry roared, and he seized one of the +delicate silver instruments from the spindle-legged +table beside him and flung it across the room. It +shattered into a hundred tiny pieces against the wall. +Several of the pictures let out yells of anger and +fright, and the portrait of Armando Dippet said, +a Reallyl” + +“I DONT CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a +lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE +HAD ENOUGH, IVE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I +WANT IT TO END, I DONT CARE ANYMORE — ” + +He seized the table on which the silver instrument +had stood and threw that too. It broke apart on the +floor and the legs rolled in different directions. + +“You do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched +or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his +office. His expression was calm, almost detached. + +“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed +to death with the pain of it.” + +“I — DONT!” Harry screamed, so loudly that he felt +his throat might tear, and for a second he wanted to +rush at Dumbledore and break him too; shatter that +calm old face, shake him, hurt him, make him feel +some tiny part of the horror inside Harry. + +“Oh yes, you do,” said Dumbledore, still more calmly. +“You have now lost your mother, your father, and the +closest thing to a parent you have ever known. Of +course you care.” + +“YOU DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL!” Harry roared. + +“YOU — STANDING THERE — YOU — ” + + + +Page | 1051Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But words were no longer enough, smashing things +was no more help. He wanted to run, he wanted to +keep running and never look back, he wanted to be +somewhere he could not see the clear blue eyes +staring at him, that hatefully calm old face. He ran to +the door, seized the doorknob again, and wrenched at +it. + +But the door would not open. + +Harry turned back to Dumbledore. + +“Let me out,” he said. He was shaking from head to +foot. + +“No,” said Dumbledore simply. + +For a few seconds they stared at each other. + +“Let me out,” Harry said again. + +“No,” Dumbledore repeated. + +“If you don’t — if you keep me in here — if you don’t +let me — ” + +“By all means continue destroying my possessions,” +said Dumbledore serenely. “I daresay I have too +many.” + +He walked around his desk and sat down behind it, +watching Harry. + +“Let me out,” Harry said yet again, in a voice that was +cold and almost as calm as Dumbledore ’s. + +“Not until I have had my say,” said Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 1052Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do you — do you think I want to — do you think I +give a — I DONT CARE WHAT YOUVE GOT TO SAY!” +Harry roared. “I don’t want to hear anything you’ve +got to say!” + +“You will,” said Dumbledore sadly. “Because you are +not nearly as angry with me as you ought to be. If you +are to attack me, as I know you are close to doing, I +would like to have thoroughly earned it.” + +“What are you talking — ?” + +“It is my fault that Sirius died,” said Dumbledore +clearly. “Or I should say almost entirely my fault — I +will not be so arrogant as to claim responsibility for +the whole. Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic +man, and such men are not usually content to sit at +home in hiding while they believe others to be in +danger. Nevertheless, you should never have believed +for an instant that there was any necessity for you to +go to the Department of Mysteries tonight. If I had +been open with you, Harry, as I should have been, +you would have known a long time ago that +Voldemort might try and lure you to the Department +of Mysteries, and you would never have been tricked +into going there tonight. And Sirius would not have +had to come after you. That blame lies with me, and +with me alone.” + +Harry was still standing with his hand on the +doorknob but he was unaware of it. He was gazing at +Dumbledore, hardly breathing, listening yet barely +understanding what he was hearing. + +“Please sit down,” said Dumbledore. It was not an +order, it was a request. + + + +Page | 1053Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry hesitated, then walked slowly across the room +now littered with silver cogs and fragments of wood +and took the seat facing Dumbledore ’s desk. + +“Am I to understand,” said Phineas Nigellus slowly +from Harry’s left, “that my great-great-grandson — +the last of the Blacks — is dead?” + +“Yes, Phineas,” said Dumbledore. + +“I don’t believe it,” said Phineas brusquely. + +Harry turned his head in time to see Phineas +marching out of his portrait and knew that he had +gone to visit his other painting in Grimmauld Place. +He would walk, perhaps, from portrait to portrait, +calling for Sirius through the house... + +“Harry, I owe you an explanation,” said Dumbledore. +“An explanation of an old man’s mistakes. For I see +now that what I have done, and not done, with regard +to you, bears all the hallmarks of the failings of age. +Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old +men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young +... and I seem to have forgotten lately...” + +The sun was rising properly now. There was a rim of +dazzling orange visible over the mountains and the +sky above it was colorless and bright. The light fell +upon Dumbledore, upon the silver of his eyebrows +and beard, upon the lines gouged deeply into his face. + +“I guessed, fifteen years ago,” said Dumbledore, + +“when I saw the scar upon your forehead, what it +might mean. I guessed that it might be the sign of a +connection forged between you and Voldemort.” + + + +Page | 1054Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ve told me this before, Professor,” said Harry +bluntly. He did not care about being rude. He did not +care about anything very much anymore. + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore apologetically. “Yes, but you +see — it is necessary to start with your scar. For it +became apparent, shortly after you rejoined the +magical world, that I was correct, and that your scar +was giving you warnings when Voldemort was close to +you, or else feeling powerful emotion.” + +“I know,” said Harry wearily. + +“And this ability of yours — to detect Voldemort’s +presence, even when he is disguised, and to know +what he is feeling when his emotions are roused — +has become more and more pronounced since +Voldemort returned to his own body and his full +powers.” + +Harry did not bother to nod. He knew all of this +already. + +“More recently,” said Dumbledore, “I became +concerned that Voldemort might realize that this +connection between you exists. Sure enough, there +came a time when you entered so far into his mind +and thoughts that he sensed your presence. I am +speaking, of course, of the night when you witnessed +the attack on Mr. Weasley.” + +“Yeah, Snape told me,” Harry muttered. + +“Professor Snape, Harry,” Dumbledore corrected him +quietly. “But did you not wonder why it was not I who +explained this to you? Why I did not teach you +Occlumency? Why I had not so much as looked at +you for months?” + + + +Page | 1055Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked up. He could see now that Dumbledore +looked sad and tired. + +“Yeah,” Harry mumbled. “Yeah, I wondered.” + +“You see,” continued Dumbledore heavily. “I believed +it could not be long before Voldemort attempted to +force his way into your mind, to manipulate and +misdirect your thoughts, and I was not eager to give +him more incentives to do so. I was sure that if he +realized that our relationship was — or had ever been +— closer than that of headmaster and pupil, he would +seize his chance to use you as a means to spy on me. + +I feared the uses to which he would put you, the +possibility that he might try and possess you. Harry, I +believe I was right to think that Voldemort would have +made use of you in such a way. On those rare +occasions when we had close contact, I thought I saw +a shadow of him stir behind your eyes... I was trying, +in distancing myself from you, to protect you. An old +man’s mistake ...” + +Harry remembered the feeling that a dormant snake +had risen in him, ready to strike, on those occasions +when he and Dumbledore made eye contact. + +“Voldemort’s aim in possessing you, as he +demonstrated tonight, would not have been my +destruction. It would have been yours. He hoped, +when he possessed you briefly a short while ago, that +I would sacrifice you in the hope of killing him.” + +He sighed deeply. Harry was letting the words wash +over him. He would have been so interested to know +all this a few months ago, and now it was +meaningless compared to the gaping chasm inside +him that was the loss of Sirius, none of it mattered ... + + + +Page | 1056Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sirius told me that you felt Voldemort awake inside +you the very night that you had the vision of Arthur +Weasley’s attack. I knew at once that my worst fears +were correct: Voldemort from that point had realized +he could use you. In an attempt to arm you against +Voldemort’s assaults on your mind, I arranged +Occlumency lessons with Professor Snape.” + +He paused. Harry watched the sunlight, which was +sliding slowly across the polished surface of +Dumbledore’s desk, illuminate a silver ink pot and a +handsome scarlet quill. Harry could tell that the +portraits all around them were awake and listening +raptly to Dumbledore’s explanation. He could hear +the occasional rustle of robes, the slight clearing of a +throat. Phineas Nigellus had still not returned... + +“Professor Snape discovered,” Dumbledore resumed, +“that you had been dreaming about the door to the +Department of Mysteries for months. Voldemort, of +course, had been obsessed with the possibility of +hearing the prophecy ever since he regained his body, +and as he dwelled on the door, so did you, though +you did not know what it meant. + +“And then you saw Rookwood, who worked in the +Department of Mysteries before his arrest, telling +Voldemort what we had known all along — that the +prophecies held in the Ministry of Magic are heavily +protected. Only the people to whom they refer can lift +them from the shelves without suffering madness. In +this case, either Voldemort himself would have to +enter the Ministry of Magic and risk revealing himself +at last — or else you would have to take it for him. It +became a matter of even greater urgency that you +should master Occlumency.” + +“But I didn’t,” muttered Harry. He said it aloud to try +and ease the dead weight of guilt inside him; a + +Page | 1057Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +confession must surely relieve some of the terrible +pressure squeezing his heart. “I didn’t practice, I +didn’t bother, I could’ve stopped myself having those +dreams, Hermione kept telling me to do it, if I had +he’d never have been able to show me where to go, +and — Sirius wouldn’t — Sirius wouldn’t — ” + +Something was erupting inside Harry’s head: a need +to justify himself, to explain — + +“I tried to check if he’d really taken Sirius, I went to +Umbridge’s office, I spoke to Kreacher in the fire, and +he said Sirius wasn’t there, he said he’d gone!” + +“Kreacher lied,” said Dumbledore calmly. “You are not +his master, he could lie to you without even needing +to punish himself. Kreacher intended you to go to the +Ministry of Magic.” + +“He — he sent me on purpose?” + +“Oh yes. Kreacher, I am afraid, has been serving more +than one master for months.” + +“How?” said Harry blankly. “He hasn’t been out of +Grimmauld Place for years.” + +“Kreacher seized his opportunity shortly before +Christmas,” said Dumbledore, “when Sirius, +apparently, shouted at him to ‘get out.’ He took Sirius +at his word and interpreted this as an order to leave +the house. He went to the only Black family member +for whom he had any respect left... Black’s cousin +Narcissa, sister of Bellatrix and wife of Lucius +Malfoy.” + +“How do you know all this?” Harry said. His heart was +beating very fast. He felt sick. He remembered +worrying about Kreacher’s odd absence over + +Page | 1058Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Christmas, remembered him turning up again in the +attic... + +“Kreacher told me last night,” said Dumbledore. “You +see, when you gave Professor Snape that cryptic +warning, he realized that you had had a vision of +Sirius trapped in the bowels of the Department of +Mysteries. He, like you, attempted to contact Sirius at +once. I should explain that members of the Order of +the Phoenix have more reliable methods of +communicating than the fire in Dolores Umbridge’s +office. Professor Snape found that Sirius was alive +and safe in Grimmauld Place. + +“When, however, you did not return from your trip +into the forest with Dolores Umbridge, Professor +Snape grew worried that you still believed Sirius to be +a captive of Lord Voldemort’s. He alerted certain +Order members at once.” + +Dumbledore heaved a great sigh and then said, +“Alastor Moody, Nymphadora Tonks, Kingsley +Shacklebolt, and Remus Lupin were at headquarters +when he made contact. All agreed to go to your aid at +once. Professor Snape requested that Sirius remain +behind, as he needed somebody to remain at +headquarters to tell me what had happened, for I was +due there at any moment. In the meantime he, +Professor Snape, intended to search the forest for +you. + +“But Sirius did not wish to remain behind while the +others went to search for you. He delegated to +Kreacher the task of telling me what had happened. +And so it was that when I arrived in Grimmauld Place +shortly after they had all left for the Ministry, it was +the elf who told me — laughing fit to burst — where +Sirius had gone.” + + + +Page | 1059Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He was laughing?” said Harry in a hollow voice. + +“Oh yes,” said Dumbledore. “You see, Kreacher was +not able to betray us totally. He is not Secret-Keeper +for the Order, he could not give the Malfoys our +whereabouts or tell them any of the Order’s +confidential plans that he had been forbidden to +reveal. He was bound by the enchantments of his +kind, which is to say that he could not disobey a +direct order from his master, Sirius. But he gave +Narcissa information of the sort that is very valuable +to Voldemort, yet must have seemed much too trivial +for Sirius to think of banning him from repeating it.” + +“Like what?” said Harry. + +“Like the fact that the person Sirius cared most about +in the world was you,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Like +the fact that you were coming to regard Sirius as a +mixture of father and brother. Voldemort knew +already, of course, that Sirius was in the Order, that +you knew where he was — but Kreacher’s information +made him realize that the one person whom you +would go to any lengths to rescue was Sirius Black.” + +Harry’s lips were cold and numb. + +“So . . . when I asked Kreacher if Sirius was there last +night ...” + +“The Malfoys — undoubtedly on Voldemort’s +instructions — had told him he must find a way of +keeping Sirius out of the way once you had seen the +vision of Sirius being tortured. Then, if you decided to +check whether Sirius was at home or not, Kreacher +would be able to pretend he was not. Kreacher +injured Buckbeak the hippogriff yesterday, and at the +moment when you made your appearance in the fire, +Sirius was upstairs trying to tend to him.” + +Page | 1060Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There seemed to be very little air in Harry’s lungs, his +breathing was quick and shallow. + +“And Kreacher told you all this . . . and laughed?” he +croaked. + +“He did not wish to tell me,” said Dumbledore. “But I +am a sufficiently accomplished Legilimens myself to +know when I am being lied to and I — persuaded him + +— to tell me the full story, before I left for the +Department of Mysteries.” + +“And,” whispered Harry, his hands curled in cold fists +on his knees, “and Hermione kept telling us to be nice +to him — ” + +“She was quite right, Harry,” said Dumbledore. “I +warned Sirius when we adopted twelve Grimmauld +Place as our headquarters that Kreacher must be +treated with kindness and respect. I also told him +that Kreacher could be dangerous to us. I do not +think that Sirius took me very seriously, or that he +ever saw Kreacher as a being with feelings as acute as +a humans — ” + +“Don’t you blame — don’t you — talk — about Sirius +like — ” Harry’s breath was constricted, he could not +get the words out properly. But the rage that had +subsided so briefly had flared in him again; he would +not let Dumbledore criticize Sirius. “Kreacher ’s a lying + +— foul — he deserved — ” + +“Kreacher is what he has been made by wizards, +Harry,” said Dumbledore. “Yes, he is to be pitied. His +existence has been as miserable as your friend +Dobby’s. He was forced to do Sirius’s bidding, +because Sirius was the last of the family to which he +was enslaved, but he felt no true loyalty to him. And + + + +Page | 1061Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whatever Kreacher’s faults, it must be admitted that +Sirius did nothing to make Kreacher’s lot easier — ” + +“DON’T TALK ABOUT SIRIUS LIKE THAT!” Harry +yelled. + +He was on his feet again, furious, ready to fly at +Dumbledore, who had plainly not understood Sirius +at all, how brave he was, how much he had suffered + + + +“What about Snape?” Harry spat. “You’re not talking +about him, are you? When I told him Voldemort had +Sirius he just sneered at me as usual — ” + +“Harry, you know that Professor Snape had no choice +but to pretend not to take you seriously in front of +Dolores Umbridge,” said Dumbledore steadily, “but as +I have explained, he informed the Order as soon as +possible about what you had said. It was he who +deduced where you had gone when you did not return +from the forest. It was he too who gave Professor +Umbridge fake Veritaserum when she was attempting +to force you to tell of Sirius’s whereabouts...” + +Harry disregarded this; he felt a savage pleasure in +blaming Snape, it seemed to be easing his own sense +of dreadful guilt, and he wanted to hear Dumbledore +agree with him. + +“Snape — Snape g-goaded Sirius about staying in the +house — he made out Sirius was a coward — ” + +“Sirius was much too old and clever to have allowed +such feeble taunts to hurt him,” said Dumbledore. + +“Snape stopped giving me Occlumency lessons!” + +Harry snarled. “He threw me out of his office!” + + + +Page | 1062Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am aware of it,” said Dumbledore heavily. “I have +already said that it was a mistake for me not to teach +you myself, though I was sure, at the time, that +nothing could have been more dangerous than to +open your mind even further to Voldemort while in +my presence — ” + +“Snape made it worse, my scar always hurt worse +after lessons with him — ” Harry remembered Ron’s +thoughts on the subject and plunged on. “How do you +know he wasn’t trying to soften me up for Voldemort, +make it easier for him to get inside my — ” + +“I trust Severus Snape,” said Dumbledore simply. + +“But I forgot — another old man’s mistake — that +some wounds run too deep for the healing. I thought +Professor Snape could overcome his feelings about +your father — I was wrong.” + +“But that’s okay, is it?” yelled Harry, ignoring the +scandalized faces and disapproving mutterings of the +portraits covering the walls. “It’s okay for Snape to +hate my dad, but it’s not okay for Sirius to hate +Kreacher?” + +“Sirius did not hate Kreacher,” said Dumbledore. “He +regarded him as a servant unworthy of much interest +or notice. Indifference and neglect often do much +more damage than outright dislike... The fountain we +destroyed tonight told a lie. We wizards have +mistreated and abused our fellows for too long, and +we are now reaping our reward.” + +“SO SIRIUS DESERVED WHAT HE GOT, DID HE?” +Harry yelled. + +“I did not say that, nor will you ever hear me say it,” +Dumbledore replied quietly. “Sirius was not a cruel +man, he was kind to house-elves in general. He had + +Page | 1063Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +no love for Kreacher, because Kreacher was a living +reminder of the home Sirius had hated.” + +“Yeah, he did hate it!” said Harry, his voice cracking, +turning his back on Dumbledore and walking away. +The sun was bright inside the room now, and the eyes +of all the portraits followed him as he walked, without +realizing what he was doing, without seeing the office +at all. “You made him stay shut up in that house and +he hated it, that’s why he wanted to get out last night + + + +“I was trying to keep Sirius alive,” said Dumbledore +quietly. + +“People don’t like being locked up!” Harry said +furiously, rounding on him. “You did it to me all last +summer — ” + +Dumbledore closed his eyes and buried his face in his +long-fingered hands. Harry watched him, but this +uncharacteristic sign of exhaustion, or sadness, or +whatever it was from Dumbledore, did not soften him. +On the contrary, he felt even angrier that Dumbledore +was showing signs of weakness. He had no business +being weak when Harry wanted to rage and storm at +him. + +Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry +through his half-moon glasses. + +“It is time,” he said, “for me to tell you what I should +have told you five years ago, Harry. Please sit down. I +am going to tell you everything. I ask only a little +patience. You will have your chance to rage at me — +to do whatever you like — when I have finished. I will +not stop you.” + + + +Page | 1064Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry glared at him for a moment, then flung himself +back into the chair opposite Dumbledore and waited. +Dumbledore stared for a moment at the sunlit +grounds outside the window, then looked back at +Harry and said, “Five years ago you arrived at +Hogwarts, Harry, safe and whole, as I had planned +and intended. Well — not quite whole. You had +suffered. I knew you would when I left you on your +aunt and uncle’s doorstep. I knew I was condemning +you to ten dark and difficult years.” + +He paused. Harry said nothing. + +“You might ask — and with good reason — why it had +to be so. Why could some Wizarding family not have +taken you in? Many would have done so more than +gladly, would have been honored and delighted to +raise you as a son. + +“My answer is that my priority was to keep you alive. +You were in more danger than perhaps anyone but +myself realized. Voldemort had been vanquished +hours before, but his supporters — and many of them +are almost as terrible as he — were still at large, +angry, desperate, and violent. And I had to make my +decision too with regard to the years ahead. Did I +believe that Voldemort was gone forever? No. I knew +not whether it would be ten, twenty, or fifty years +before he returned, but I was sure he would do so, +and I was sure too, knowing him as I have done, that +he would not rest until he killed you. + +“I knew that Voldemort ’s knowledge of magic is +perhaps more extensive than any wizard alive. I knew +that even my most complex and powerful protective +spells and charms were unlikely to be invincible if he +ever returned to full power. + + + +Page | 1065Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But I knew too where Voldemort was weak. And so I +made my decision. You would be protected by an +ancient magic of which he knows, which he despises, +and which he has always, therefore, underestimated +— to his cost. I am speaking, of course, of the fact +that your mother died to save you. She gave you a +lingering protection he never expected, a protection +that flows in your veins to this day. I put my trust, +therefore, in your mother’s blood. I delivered you to +her sister, her only remaining relative.” + +“She doesn’t love me,” said Harry at once. “She +doesn’t give a damn — ” + +“But she took you,” Dumbledore cut across him. “She +may have taken you grudgingly, furiously, +unwillingly, bitterly, yet still she took you, and in +doing so, she sealed the charm I placed upon you. + +Your mother’s sacrifice made the bond of blood the +strongest shield I could give you.” + +“I still don’t — ” + +“While you can still call home the place where your +mother’s blood dwells, there you cannot be touched or +harmed by Voldemort. He shed her blood, but it lives +on in you and her sister. Her blood became your +refuge. You need return there only once a year, but as +long as you can still call it home, there he cannot +hurt you. Your aunt knows this. I explained what I +had done in the letter I left, with you, on her +doorstep. She knows that allowing you houseroom +may well have kept you alive for the past fifteen +years.” + +“Wait,” said Harry. “Wait a moment.” + +He sat up straighter in his chair, staring at +Dumbledore. + +Page | 1066Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You sent that Howler. You told her to remember — it +was your voice — ” + +“I thought,” said Dumbledore, inclining his head +slightly, “that she might need reminding of the pact +she had sealed by taking you. I suspected the +dementor attack might have awoken her to the +dangers of having you as a surrogate son.” + +“It did,” said Harry quietly. “Well — my uncle more +than her. He wanted to chuck me out, but after the +Howler came she — she said I had to stay.” He stared +at the floor for a moment, then said, “But what’s this +got to do with ...” + +He could not say Sirius’s name. + +“Five years ago, then,” continued Dumbledore, as +though he had not paused in his story, “you arrived +at Hogwarts, neither as happy nor as well nourished +as I would have liked, perhaps, yet alive and healthy. +You were not a pampered little prince, but as normal +a boy as I could have hoped under the circumstances. +Thus far, my plan was working well. + +“And then ... well, you will remember the events of +your first year at Hogwarts quite as clearly as I do. + +You rose magnificently to the challenge that faced +you, and sooner — much sooner — than I had +anticipated, you found yourself face-to-face with +Voldemort. You survived again. You did more. You +delayed his return to full power and strength. You +fought a man’s fight. I was ... prouder of you than I +can say. + +“Yet there was a flaw in this wonderful plan of mine,” +said Dumbledore. “An obvious flaw that I knew, even +then, might be the undoing of it all. And yet, knowing +how important it was that my plan should succeed, I + +Page | 1067Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +told myself that I would not permit this flaw to min it. + +I alone could prevent this, so I alone must be strong. +And here was my first test, as you lay in the hospital +wing, weak from your struggle with Voldemort.” + +“I don’t understand what you’re saying,” said Harry. + +“Don’t you remember asking me, as you lay in the +hospital wing, why Voldemort had tried to kill you +when you were a baby?” + +Harry nodded. + +“Ought I to have told you then?” + +Harry stared into the blue eyes and said nothing, but +his heart was racing again. + +“You do not see the flaw in the plan yet? No ... +perhaps not. Well, as you know, I decided not to +answer you. Eleven, I told myself, was much too +young to know. I had never intended to tell you when +you were eleven. The knowledge would be too much at +such a young age. + +“I should have recognized the danger signs then. I +should have asked myself why I did not feel more +disturbed that you had already asked me the question +to which I knew, one day, I must give a terrible +answer. I should have recognized that I was too happy +to think that I did not have to do it on that particular +day. . . You were too young, much too young. + +“And so we entered your second year at Hogwarts. + +And once again you met challenges even grown +wizards have never faced. Once again you acquitted +yourself beyond my wildest dreams. You did not ask +me again, however, why Voldemort had left that mark +upon you. We discussed your scar, oh yes... We came +Page | 1068Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +very, very close to the subject. Why did I not tell you +everything? + +“Well, it seemed to me that twelve was, after all, +hardly better than eleven to receive such information. + +I allowed you to leave my presence, bloodstained, +exhausted but exhilarated, and if I felt a twinge of +unease that I ought, perhaps, have told you then, it +was swiftly silenced. You were still so young, you see, +and I could not find it in me to spoil that night of +triumph... + +“Do you see, Harry? Do you see the flaw in my +brilliant plan now? I had fallen into the trap I had +foreseen, that I had told myself I could avoid, that I +must avoid.” + +“I don’t — ” + +“I cared about you too much,” said Dumbledore +simply. “I cared more for your happiness than your +knowing the truth, more for your peace of mind than +my plan, more for your life than the lives that might +be lost if the plan failed. In other words, I acted +exactly as Voldemort expects we fools who love to act. + +“Is there a defense? I defy anyone who has watched +you as I have — and I have watched you more closely +than you can have imagined — not to want to save +you more pain than you had already suffered. What +did I care if numbers of nameless and faceless people +and creatures were slaughtered in the vague future, if +in the here and now you were alive, and well, and +happy? I never dreamed that I would have such a +person on my hands. + +“We entered your third year. I watched from afar as +you struggled to repel dementors, as you found +Sirius, learned what he was and rescued him. Was I + +Page | 1069Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to tell you then, at the moment when you had +triumphantly snatched your godfather from the jaws +of the Ministry? But now, at the age of thirteen, my +excuses were running out. Young you might be, but +you had proved you were exceptional. My conscience +was uneasy, Harry. I knew the time must come +soon... + +“But you came out of the maze last year, having +watched Cedric Diggory die, having escaped death so +narrowly yourself . . . and I did not tell you, though I +knew, now Voldemort had returned, I must do it +soon. And now, tonight, I know you have long been +ready for the knowledge I have kept from you for so +long, because you have proved that I should have +placed the burden upon you before this. My only +defense is this: I have watched you struggling under +more burdens than any student who has ever passed +through this school, and I could not bring myself to +add another — the greatest one of all.” + +Harry waited, but Dumbledore did not speak. + +“I still don’t understand.” + +“Voldemort tried to kill you when you were a child +because of a prophecy made shortly before your birth. +He knew the prophecy had been made, though he did +not know its full contents. He set out to kill you when +you were still a baby, believing he was fulfilling the +terms of the prophecy. He discovered, to his cost, that +he was mistaken, when the curse intended to kill you +backfired. And so, since his return to his body, and +particularly since your extraordinary escape from him +last year, he has been determined to hear that +prophecy in its entirety. This is the weapon he has +been seeking so assiduously since his return: the +knowledge of how to destroy you.” + + + +Page | 1070Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The sun had risen fully now. Dumbledore’s office was +bathed in it. The glass case in which the sword of +Godric Gryffindor resided gleamed white and opaque, +the fragments of the instruments Harry had thrown to +the floor glistened like raindrops, and behind him, the +baby Fawkes made soft chirruping noises in his nest +of ashes. + +“The prophecy’s smashed,” Harry said blankly. “I was +pulling Neville up those benches in the — the room +where the archway was, and I ripped his robes and it +fell...” + +“The thing that smashed was merely the record of the +prophecy kept by the Department of Mysteries. But +the prophecy was made to somebody, and that person +has the means of recalling it perfectly.” + +“Who heard it?” asked Harry, though he thought he +knew the answer already. + +“I did,” said Dumbledore. “On a cold, wet night +sixteen years ago, in a room above the bar at the +Hog’s Head Inn. I had gone there to see an applicant +for the post of Divination teacher, though it was +against my inclination to allow the subject of +Divination to continue at all. The applicant, however, +was the great-great-granddaughter of a very famous, +very gifted Seer, and I thought it common politeness +to meet her. I was disappointed. It seemed to me that +she had not a trace of the gift herself. I told her, +courteously I hope, that I did not think she would be +suitable for the post. I turned to leave.” + +Dumbledore got to his feet and walked past Harry to +the black cabinet that stood beside Fawkes’s perch. + +He bent down, slid back a catch, and took from inside +it the shallow stone basin, carved with runes around +the edges, in which Harry had seen his father +Page | 1071Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tormenting Snape. Dumbledore walked back to the +desk, placed the Pensieve upon it, and raised his +wand to his own temple. From it, he withdrew silvery, +gossamer-fine strands of thought clinging to the +wand, and deposited them in the basin. He sat back +down behind his desk and watched his thoughts swirl +and drift inside the Pensieve for a moment. Then, +with a sigh, he raised his wand and prodded the +silvery substance with its tip. + +A figure rose out of it, draped in shawls, her eyes +magnified to enormous size behind her glasses, and +she revolved slowly, her feet in the basin. But when +Sibyll Trelawney spoke, it was not in her usual +ethereal, mystic voice, but in the harsh, hoarse tones +Harry had heard her use once before. + +“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord +approaches... Born to those who have thrice defied +him, born as the seventh month dies . . . and the Dark +Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have +power the Dark Lord knows not ... and either must die +at the hand of the other for neither can live while the +other survives... The one with the power to vanquish +the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month +dies...” + +The slowly revolving Professor Trelawney sank back +into the silver mass below and vanished. + +The silence within the office was absolute. Neither +Dumbledore nor Harry nor any of the portraits made +a sound. Even Fawkes had fallen silent. + +“Professor Dumbledore?” Harry said very quietly, for +Dumbledore, still staring at the Pensieve, seemed +completely lost in thought. “It ... did that mean ... +What did that mean?” + + + +Page | 1072Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It meant,” said Dumbledore, “that the person who +has the only chance of conquering Lord Voldemort for +good was born at the end of July, nearly sixteen years +ago. This boy would be born to parents who had +already defied Voldemort three times.” + +Harry felt as though something was closing in upon +him. His breathing seemed difficult again. + +“It means — me?” + +Dumbledore surveyed him for a moment through his +glasses. + +“The odd thing is, Harry,” he said softly, “that it may +not have meant you at all. Sibyll’s prophecy could +have applied to two wizard boys, both born at the end +of July that year, both of whom had parents in the +Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having +narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of +course, was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.” + +“But then . . . but then, why was it my name on the +prophecy and not Neville’s?” + +“The official record was relabeled after Voldemort ’s +attack on you as a child,” said Dumbledore. “It +seemed plain to the keeper of the Hall of Prophecy +that Voldemort could only have tried to kill you +because he knew you to be the one to whom Sibyll +was referring.” + +“Then — it might not be me?” said Harry. + +“I am afraid,” said Dumbledore slowly, looking as +though every word cost him a great effort, “that there +is no doubt that it is you.” + + + +Page | 1073Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But you said — Neville was born at the end of July +too — and his mum and dad — ” + +“You are forgetting the next part of the prophecy, the +final identifying feature of the boy who could +vanquish Voldemort... Voldemort himself would ‘mark +him as his equal.’ And so he did, Harry. He chose +you, not Neville. He gave you the scar that has proved +both blessing and curse.” + +“But he might have chosen wrong!” said Harry. “He +might have marked the wrong person!” + +“He chose the boy he thought most likely to be a +danger to him,” said Dumbledore. “And notice this, +Harry. He chose, not the pureblood (which, according +to his creed, is the only kind of wizard worth being or +knowing), but the half-blood, like himself. He saw +himself in you before he had ever seen you, and in +marking you with that scar, he did not kill you, as he +intended, but gave you powers, and a future, which +have fitted you to escape him not once, but four times +so far — something that neither your parents, nor +Neville’s parents, ever achieved.” + +“Why did he do it, then?” said Harry, who felt numb +and cold. “Why did he try and kill me as a baby? He +should have waited to see whether Neville or I looked +more dangerous when we were older and tried to kill +whoever it was then — ” + +“That might, indeed, have been the more practical +course,” said Dumbledore, “except that Voldemort’s +information about the prophecy was incomplete. The +Hog’s Head Inn, which Sibyll chose for its cheapness, +has long attracted, shall we say, a more interesting +clientele than the Three Broomsticks. As you and +your friends found out to your cost, and I to mine +that night, it is a place where it is never safe to +Page | 1074Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +assume you are not being overheard. Of course, I had +not dreamed, when I set out to meet Sibyll Trelawney, +that I would hear anything worth overhearing. My — +our — one stroke of good fortune was that the +eavesdropper was detected only a short way into the +prophecy and thrown from the building.” + +“So he only heard ... ?” + +“He heard only the first part, the part foretelling the +birth of a boy in July to parents who had thrice defied +Voldemort. Consequently, he could not warn his +master that to attack you would be to risk +transferring power to you — again marking you as his +equal. So Voldemort never knew that there might be +danger in attacking you, that it might be wise to wait +or to learn more. He did not know that you would +have ‘power the Dark Lord knows not’ — ” + +“But I don’t!” said Harry in a strangled voice. “I +haven’t any powers he hasn’t got, I couldn’t fight the +way he did tonight, I can’t possess people or — or kill +them — ” + +“There is a room in the Department of Mysteries,” +interrupted Dumbledore, “that is kept locked at all +times. It contains a force that is at once more +wonderful and more terrible than death, than human +intelligence, than forces of nature. It is also, perhaps, +the most mysterious of the many subjects for study +that reside there. It is the power held within that +room that you possess in such quantities and which +Voldemort has not at all. That power took you to save +Sirius tonight. That power also saved you from +possession by Voldemort, because he could not bear +to reside in a body so full of the force he detests. In +the end, it mattered not that you could not close your +mind. It was your heart that saved you.” + + + +Page | 1075Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry closed his eyes. If he had not gone to save +Sirius, Sirius would not have died... More to stave off +the moment when he would have to think of Sirius +again, Harry asked, without caring much about the +answer, “The end of the prophecy ... it was something +about ... ‘neither can live...’ ” + +“ ‘... while the other survives,’ ” said Dumbledore. + +“So,” said Harry, dredging up the words from what felt +like a deep well of despair inside him, “so does that +mean that . . . that one of us has got to kill the other +one ... in the end?” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. + +For a long time, neither of them spoke. Somewhere +far beyond the office walls, Harry could hear the +sound of voices, students heading down to the Great +Hall for an early breakfast, perhaps. It seemed +impossible that there could be people in the world +who still desired food, who laughed, who neither knew +nor cared that Sirius Black was gone forever. Sirius +seemed a million miles away already, even if a part of +Harry still believed that if he had only pulled back +that veil, he would have found Sirius looking back at +him, greeting him, perhaps, with his laugh like a +bark. . . + +“I feel I owe you another explanation, Harry,” said +Dumbledore hesitantly. “You may, perhaps, have +wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must +confess ... that I rather thought ... you had enough +responsibility to be going on with.” + +Harry looked up at him and saw a tear trickling down +Dumbledore ’s face into his long silver beard. + + + +Page | 1076Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE SECOND WAR BEGINS + +HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED RETURNS + +In a brief statement Friday night, Minister of Magic +Cornelius Fudge confirmed that He-Who-Must-Not-Be +Named has returned to this country and is active +once more. + +“It is with great regret that I must confirm that the +wizard styling himself Lord — well, you know who I +mean — is alive and among us again,” said Fudge, +looking tired and flustered as he addressed reporters. +“It is with almost equal regret that we report the mass +revolt of the dementors of Azkaban, who have shown +themselves averse to continuing in the Ministry’s +employ. We believe that the dementors are currently +taking direction from Lord — Thingy. + +“We urge the magical population to remain vigilant The +Ministry is currently publishing guides to elementary +home and personal defense that will be delivered free +to all Wizarding homes within the coming month. ” + + + +Page | 1077Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + +The Minister’s statement was met with dismay and +alarm from the Wizarding community, which as +recently as last Wednesday was receiving Ministry +assurances that there was “no truth whatsoever in +these persistent rumors that You-Know-Who is +operating amongst us once more.” + +Details of the events that led to the Ministry +turnaround are still hazy, though it is believed that +He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and a select band of +followers (known as Death Eaters) gained entry to the +Ministry of Magic itself on Thursday evening. + +Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated headmaster of +Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, +reinstated member of the International Confederation +of Wizards, and reinstated Chief Warlock of the +Wizengamot, was unavailable for comment last night. +He has insisted for a year that You-Know-Who was +not dead, as was widely hoped and believed, but +recruiting followers once more for a fresh attempt to +seize power. Meanwhile the Boy Who Lived — + +“There you are, Harry, I knew they’d drag you into it +somehow,” said Hermione, looking over the top of the +paper at him. + +They were in the hospital wing. Harry was sitting on +the end of Ron’s bed and they were both listening to +Hermione read the front page of the Sunday Prophet. +Ginny, whose ankle had been mended in a trice by +Madam Pomfrey, was curled up at the foot of +Hermione’s bed; Neville, whose nose had likewise +been returned to its normal size and shape, was in a +chair between the two beds; and Luna, who had +dropped in to visit clutching the latest edition of The +Quibbler, was reading the magazine upside down and +apparently not taking in a word Hermione was saying. + + + +Page | 1078Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He’s ‘the Boy Who Lived’ again now, though, isn’t +he?” said Ron darkly. “Not such a show-off maniac +anymore, eh?” + +He helped himself to a handful of Chocolate Frogs +from the immense pile on his bedside cabinet, threw a +few to Harry, Ginny, and Neville, and ripped off the +wrapper of his own with his teeth. There were still +deep welts on his forearms where the brain’s tentacles +had wrapped around him. According to Madam +Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scarring than +almost anything else, though since she had started +applying copious amounts of Dr. Ubbly’s Oblivious +Unction, there seemed to be some improvement. + +“Yes, they’re very complimentary about you now, +Harry,” said Hermione, now scanning down the +article. “ ‘A lone voice of truth ... perceived as +unbalanced, yet never wavered in his story . . . forced to +bear ridicule and slander ...’ Hmmm,” said Hermione, +frowning, “I notice they don’t mention the fact that it +was them doing all the ridiculing and slandering, +though...” + +She winced slightly and put a hand to her ribs. The +curse Dolohov had used on her, though less effective +than it would have been had he been able to say the +incantation aloud, had nevertheless caused, in +Madam Pomfrey’s words, “quite enough damage to be +going on with.” Hermione was having to take ten +different types of potion every day and although she +was improving greatly, was already bored with the +hospital wing. + +“ ‘You-Know- Who’s Last Attempt to Take Over, pages +two to four, What the Ministry Should Have Told Us, +page five, Why Nobody Listened to Albus Dumbledore, +pages six to eight, Exclusive Interview with Harry +Potter, page nine ...’ Well,” said Hermione, folding up +Page | 1079Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the newspaper and throwing it aside, “it’s certainly +given them lots to write about. And that interview +with Harry isn’t exclusive, it’s the one that was in The +Quibbler months ago...” + +“Daddy sold it to them,” said Luna vaguely, turning a +page of The Quibbler. “He got a very good price for it +too, so we’re going to go on an expedition to Sweden +this summer and see if we can catch a Crumple- +Horned Snorkack.” + +Hermione seemed to struggle with herself for a +moment, then said, “That sounds lovely.” + +Ginny caught Harry’s eye and looked away quickly, +grinning. + +“So anyway,” said Hermione, sitting up a little +straighter and wincing again, “what’s going on in +school?” + +“Well, Flitwick’s got rid of Fred and George’s swamp,” +said Ginny. “He did it in about three seconds. But he +left a tiny patch under the window and he’s roped it +off—” + +“Why?” said Hermione, looking startled. + +“Oh, he just says it was a really good bit of magic,” +said Ginny, shrugging. + +“I think he left it as a monument to Fred and George,” +said Ron through a mouthful of chocolate. “They sent +me all these, you know,” he told Harry, pointing at +the small mountain of Frogs beside him. “Must be +doing all right out of that joke shop, eh?” + +Hermione looked rather disapproving and asked, “So +has all the trouble stopped now Dumbledore’s back?” + +Page | 1080Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Neville, “everything’s settled right back +down again.” + +“I s’pose Filch is happy, is he?” asked Ron, propping a +Chocolate Frog card featuring Dumbledore against his +water jug. + +“Not at all,” said Ginny. “He’s really, really miserable, +actually...” She lowered her voice to a whisper. “He +keeps saying Umbridge was the best thing that ever +happened to Hogwarts...” + +All six of them looked around. Professor Umbridge +was lying in a bed opposite them, gazing up at the +ceiling. Dumbledore had strode alone into the forest +to rescue her from the centaurs. How he had done it +— how he had emerged from the trees supporting +Professor Umbridge without so much as a scratch on +him — nobody knew, and Umbridge was certainly not +telling. Since she had returned to the castle she had +not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single +word. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her +either. Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy +and there were bits of twig and leaf in it, but +otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed. + +“Madam Pomfrey says she’s just in shock,” whispered +Hermione. + +“Sulking, more like,” said Ginny + +“Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this,” said +Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping +noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking wildly +around. + +“Anything wrong, Professor?” called Madam Pomfrey, +poking her head around her office door. + + + +Page | 1081Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No ... no ...” said Umbridge, sinking back into her +pillows, “no, I must have been dreaming...” + +Hermione and Ginny muffled their laughter in the +bedclothes. + +“Speaking of centaurs,” said Hermione, when she had +recovered a little, “who’s Divination teacher now? Is +Firenze staying?” + +“He’s got to,” said Harry, “the other centaurs won’t +take him back, will they?” + +“It looks like he and Trelawney are both going to +teach,” said Ginny. + +“Bet Dumbledore wishes he could’ve got rid of +Trelawney for good,” said Ron, now munching on his +fourteenth Frog. “Mind you, the whole subjects +useless if you ask me, Firenze isn’t a lot better...” + +“How can you say that?” Hermione demanded. “After +we’ve just found out that there are real prophecies?” + +Harry’s heart began to race. He had not told Ron, +Hermione, or anyone else what the prophecy had +contained. Neville had told them it had smashed while +Harry was pulling him up the steps in the Death +Room, and Harry had not yet corrected this +impression. He was not ready to see their expressions +when he told them that he must be either murderer +or victim, there was no other way... + +“It is a pity it broke,” said Hermione quietly, shaking +her head. + +“Yeah, it is,” said Ron. “Still, at least You-Know-Who +never found out what was in it either — where are + + + +Page | 1082Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +you going?” he added, looking both surprised and +disappointed as Harry stood up. + +“Er — Hagrid’s,” said Harry. “You know, he just got +back and I promised I’d go down and see him and tell +him how you two are...” + +“Oh all right then,” said Ron grumpily, looking out of +the dormitory window at the patch of bright blue sky +beyond. “Wish we could come ...” + +“Say hello to him for us!” called Hermione, as Harry +proceeded down the ward. “And ask him what’s +happening about ... about his little friend!” + +Harry gave a wave of his hand to show he had heard +and understood as he left the dormitory. + +The castle seemed very quiet even for a Sunday. +Everybody was clearly out in the sunny grounds, +enjoying the end of their exams and the prospect of a +last few days of term unhampered by studying or +homework. Harry walked slowly along the deserted +corridor, peering out of windows as he went. He could +see people messing around in the air over the +Quidditch pitch and a couple of students swimming +in the lake, accompanied by the giant squid. + +He was finding it hard at the moment to decide +whether he wanted to be with people or not. + +Whenever he was in company he wanted to get away, +and whenever he was alone he wanted company. He +thought he might really go and visit Hagrid, though; +he had not talked to him properly since he had +returned... + +Harry had just descended the last marble step into +the entrance hall when Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle +emerged from a door on the right that Harry knew led + +Page | 1083Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +down to the Slytherin common room. Harry stopped +dead; so did Malfoy and the others. For a few +moments, the only sounds were the shouts, laughter, +and splashes drifting into the hall from the grounds +through the open front doors. + +Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking +for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry +and said in a low voice, “You’re dead, Potter.” + +Harry raised his eyebrows. “Funny,” he said, “you’d +think I’d have stopped walking around...” + +Malfoy looked angrier than Harry had ever seen him. +He felt a kind of detached satisfaction at the sight of +his pale, pointed face contorted with rage. + +“You’re going to pay,” said Malfoy in a voice barely +louder than a whisper. “I’m going to make you pay for +what you’ve done to my father...” + +“Well, I’m terrified now,” said Harry sarcastically. “I +s’pose Lord Voldemort’s just a warm-up act compared +to you three — what’s the matter?” he said, for +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle had all looked stricken at +the sound of the name. “He’s your dad’s mate, isn’t +he? Not scared of him, are you?” + +“You think you’re such a big man, Potter,” said +Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and Goyle flanking +him. “You wait. I’ll have you. You can’t land my father +in prison — ” + +“I thought I just had,” said Harry. + +“The dementors have left Azkaban,” said Malfoy +quietly. “Dad and the others’ll be out in no time...” + + + +Page | 1084Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, I expect they will,” said Harry. “Still, at least +everyone knows what scumbags they are now — ” + +Malfoy’s hand flew toward his wand, but Harry was +too quick for him. He had drawn his own wand before +Malfoy’s fingers had even entered the pocket of his +robes. + +“Potter!” + +The voice rang across the entrance hall; Snape had +emerged from the staircase leading down to his office, +and at the sight of him Harry felt a great rush of +hatred beyond anything he felt toward Malfoy . . . +Whatever Dumbledore said, he would never forgive +Snape ... never ... + +“What are you doing, Potter?” said Snape coldly as +ever, as he strode over to the four of them. + +“I’m trying to decide what curse to use on Malfoy, sir,” +said Harry fiercely. + +Snape stared at him. + +“Put that wand away at once,” he said curtly. “Ten +points from Gryff — ” + +Snape looked toward the giant hourglasses on the +walls and gave a sneering smile. + +“Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the +Gryffindor hourglass to take away. In that case, + +Potter, we will simply have to — ” + +“Add some more?” + +Professor McGonagall had just stumped up the stone +steps into the castle. She was carrying a tartan + +Page | 1085Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +carpetbag in one hand and leaning heavily on a +walking stick with her other, but otherwise looked +quite well. + +“Professor McGonagall!” said Snape, striding forward. +“Out of St. Mungo’s, I see!” + +“Yes, Professor Snape,” said Professor McGonagall, +shrugging off her traveling cloak, “I’m quite as good as +new. You two — Crabbe — Goyle — ” + +She beckoned them forward imperiously and they +came, shuffling their large feet and looking awkward. + +“Here,” said Professor McGonagall, thrusting her +carpetbag into Crabbe ’s chest and her cloak into +Goyle’s, “take these up to my office for me.” + +They turned and stumped away up the marble +staircase. + +“Right then,” said Professor McGonagall, looking up +at the hourglasses on the wall, “well, I think Potter +and his friends ought to have fifty points apiece for +alerting the world to the return of You- Know- Who! +What say you, Professor Snape?” + +“What?” snapped Snape, though Harry knew he had +heard perfectly well. “Oh — well — I suppose ...” + +“So that’s fifty each for Potter, the two Weasleys, +Longbottom, and Miss Granger,” said Professor +McGonagall, and a shower of rubies fell down into the +bottom bulb of Gryffindor’s hourglass as she spoke. + +“Oh — and fifty for Miss Lovegood, I suppose,” she +added, and a number of sapphires fell into +Ravenclaw’s glass. “Now, you wanted to take ten from +Mr. Potter, I think, Professor Snape — so there we +are...” + +Page | 1086Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A few rubies retreated into the upper bulb, leaving a +respectable amount below nevertheless. + + + +“Well, Potter, Malfoy, I think you ought to be outside +on a glorious day like this,” Professor McGonagall +continued briskly. + +Harry did not need telling twice. He thrust his wand +back inside his robes and headed straight for the +front doors without another glance at Snape and +Malfoy. + +The hot sun hit him with a blast as he walked across +the lawns toward Hagrid’s cabin. Students lying +around on the grass sunbathing, talking, reading the +Sunday Prophet, and eating sweets looked up at him +as he passed. Some called out to him, or else waved, +clearly eager to show that they, like the Prophet, had +decided he was something of a hero. Harry said +nothing to any of them. He had no idea how much +they knew of what had happened three days ago, but +he had so far avoided being questioned and preferred +it that way. + +He thought at first when he knocked on Hagrid’s +cabin door that he was out, but then Fang came +charging around the corner and almost bowled him +over with the enthusiasm of his welcome. Hagrid, it +transpired, was picking runner beans in his back +garden. + +“All righ’, Harry!” he said, beaming, when Harry +approached the fence. “Come in, come in, we’ll have a +cup o’ dandelion juice... + +“How’s things?” Hagrid asked him, as they settled +down at his wooden table with a glass apiece of iced +juice. “You — er — feelin’ all righ’, are yeh?” + +Page | 1087Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry knew from the look of concern on Hagrid’s face +that he was not referring to Harry’s physical well- +being. + +“I’m fine,” Harry said quickly, because he could not +bear to discuss the thing that he knew was in +Hagrid’s mind. “So, where’ve you been?” + +“Bin hidin’ out in the mountains,” said Hagrid. “Up in +a cave, like Sirius did when he — ” + +Hagrid broke off, cleared his throat gruffly, looked at +Harry, and took a long draft of juice. + +“Anyway, back now,” he said feebly. + +“You — you look better,” said Harry, who was +determined to keep the conversation moving away +from Sirius. + +“Wha?” said Hagrid, raising a massive hand and +feeling his face. “Oh — oh yeah. Well, Grawpy’s loads +better behaved now, loads. Seemed right pleased ter +see me when I got back, ter tell yeh the truth. He’s a +good lad, really... I’ve bin thinkin’ abou’ tryin’ ter find +him a lady friend, actually...” + +Harry would normally have tried to persuade Hagrid +out of this idea at once. The prospect of a second +giant taking up residence in the forest, possibly even +wilder and more brutal than Grawp, was positively +alarming, but somehow Harry could not muster the +energy necessary to argue the point. He was starting +to wish he was alone again, and with the idea of +hastening his departure he took several large gulps of +his dandelion juice, half emptying his glass. + + + +Page | 1088Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ev’ryone knows you’ve bin tellin’ the truth now, +Harry,” said Hagrid softly and unexpectedly. “Tha’s +gotta be better, hasn’ it?” + +Harry shrugged. + +“Look ...” Hagrid leaned toward him across the table, +“I knew Sirius longer ’n you did... He died in battle, +an’ tha’s the way he’d’ve wanted ter go — ” + +“He didn’t want to go at all!” said Harry angrily. + +Hagrid bowed his great shaggy head. + +“Nah, I don’ reckon he did,” he said quietly. “But still, +Harry ... he was never one ter sit around at home an’ +let other people do the fightin’. He couldn’ have lived +with himself if he hadn’ gone ter help — ” + +Harry leapt up again. + +“I’ve got to go and visit Ron and Hermione in the +hospital wing,” he said mechanically. + +“Oh,” said Hagrid, looking rather upset. “Oh ... all +righ then, Harry ... Take care of yerself then, an’ drop +back in if yeh’ve got a mo...” + +“Yeah ... right ...” + +Harry crossed to the door as fast as he could and +pulled it open. He was out in the sunshine again +before Hagrid had finished saying goodbye and +walked away across the lawn. Once again, people +called out to him as he passed. He closed his eyes for +a few moments, wishing they would all vanish, that +he could open his eyes and find himself alone in the +grounds... + + + +Page | 1089Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A few days ago, before his exams had finished and he +had seen the vision Voldemort had planted in his +mind, he would have given almost anything for the +Wizarding world to know that he had been telling the +truth, for them to believe that Voldemort was back +and know that he was neither a liar nor mad. Now, +however ... + +He walked a short way around the lake, sat down on +its bank, sheltered from the gaze of passersby behind +a tangle of shrubs, and stared out over the gleaming +water, thinking... + +Perhaps the reason he wanted to be alone was +because he had felt isolated from everybody since his +talk with Dumbledore. An invisible barrier separated +him from the rest of the world. He was — he had +always been — a marked man. It was just that he had +never really understood what that meant... + +And yet sitting here on the edge of the lake, with the +terrible weight of grief dragging at him, with the loss +of Sirius so raw and fresh inside, he could not muster +any great sense of fear. It was sunny and the grounds +around him were full of laughing people, and even +though he felt as distant from them as though he +belonged to a different race, it was still very hard to +believe as he sat here that his life must include, or +end in, murder... + +He sat there for a long time, gazing out at the water, +trying not to think about his godfather or to +remember that it was directly across from here, on +the opposite bank, that Sirius had collapsed trying to +fend off a hundred dementors... + +The sun had fallen before he realized that he was +cold. He got up and returned to the castle, wiping his +face on his sleeve as he went. + +Page | 1090Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron and Hermione left the hospital wing completely +cured three days before the end of term. Hermione +showed signs of wanting to talk about Sirius, but Ron +tended to make hushing noises every time she +mentioned his name. Harry was not sure whether or +not he wanted to talk about his godfather yet; his +wishes varied with his mood. He knew one thing, +though: Unhappy as he felt at the moment, he would +greatly miss Hogwarts in a few days’ time when he +was back at number four, Privet Drive. Even though +he now understood exactly why he had to return +there every summer, he did not feel any better about +it. Indeed, he had never dreaded his return more. + +Professor Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the +end of term. It seemed that she had crept out of the +hospital wing during dinnertime, evidently hoping to +depart undetected, but unfortunately for her, she met +Peeves on the way, who seized his last chance to do +as Fred had instructed and chased her gleefully from +the premises, whacking her alternately with a walking +stick and a sock full of chalk. Many students ran out +into the entrance hall to watch her running away +down the path, and the Heads of Houses tried only +halfheartedly to restrain their pupils. Indeed, + +Professor McGonagall sank back into her chair at the +staff table after a few feeble remonstrances and was +clearly heard to express a regret that she could not +run cheering after Umbridge herself, because Peeves +had borrowed her walking stick. + +Their last evening at school arrived; most people had +finished packing and were already heading down to +the end-of-term feast, but Harry had not even started. + +“Just do it tomorrow!” said Ron, who was waiting by +the door of their dormitory. “Come on, I’m starving...” + +“I won’t be long... Look, you go ahead...” + +Page | 1091Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But when the dormitory door closed behind Ron, +Harry made no effort to speed up his packing. The +very last thing he wanted to do was to attend the end- +of-term feast. He was worried that Dumbledore would +make some reference to him in his speech. He was +sure to mention Voldemort’s return; he had talked to +them about it last year, after all... + +Harry pulled some crumpled robes out of the very +bottom of his trunk to make way for folded ones and, +as he did so, noticed a badly wrapped package lying +in a corner of it. He could not think what it was doing +there. He bent down, pulled it out from underneath +his trainers, and examined it. + +He realized what it was within seconds. Sirius had +given it to him just inside the front door of twelve +Grimmauld Place. Use it if you need me, all right? + +Harry sank down onto his bed and unwrapped the +package. Out fell a small, square mirror. It looked old; +it was certainly dirty. Harry held it up to his face and +saw his own reflection looking back at him. + +He turned the mirror over. There on the reverse side +was a scribbled note from Sirius. + +This is a two-way mirror. I’ve got the other. If you need +to speak to me, just say my name into it; you’ll appear +in my mirror and I’ll be able to talk in yours. James +and I used to use them when we were in separate +detentions. + +And Harry’s heart began to race. He remembered +seeing his dead parents in the Mirror of Erised four +years ago. He was going to be able to talk to Sirius +again, right now, he knew it — + + + +Page | 1092Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He looked around to make sure there was nobody else +there; the dormitory was quite empty. He looked back +at the mirror, raised it in front of his face with +trembling hands, and said, loudly and clearly, + +“Sirius.” + +His breath misted the surface of the glass. He held +the mirror even closer, excitement flooding through +him, but the eyes blinking back at him through the +fog were definitely his own. + +He wiped the mirror clear again and said, so that +every syllable rang clearly through the room, “Sirius +Black!” + +Nothing happened. The frustrated face looking back +out of the mirror was still, definitely, his own... + +Sirius didn’t have his mirror on him when he went +through the archway, said a small voice in Harry’s +head. That’s why it’s not working... + +Harry remained quite still for a moment, then hurled +the mirror back into the trunk where it shattered. He +had been convinced, for a whole, shining minute, that +he was going to see Sirius, talk to him again... + +Disappointment was burning in his throat. He got up +and began throwing his things pell-mell into the +trunk on top of the broken mirror — + +But then an idea struck him... A better idea than a +mirror ... A much bigger, more important idea . . . How +had he never thought of it before — why had he never +asked? + +He was sprinting out of the dormitory and down the +spiral staircase, hitting the walls as he ran and barely +noticing. He hurtled across the empty common room, + +Page | 1093Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +through the portrait hole and off along the corridor, +ignoring the Fat Lady, who called after him, “The feast +is about to start, you know, you’re cutting it very +fine!” + +But Harry had no intention of going to the feast . . . + +How could it be that the place was full of ghosts +whenever you didn’t need one, yet now ... + +He ran down staircases and along corridors and met +nobody either alive or dead. They were all, clearly, in +the Great Hall. Outside his Charms classroom he +came to a halt, panting and thinking disconsolately +that he would have to wait until later, until after the +end of the feast . . . + +But just as he had given up hope he saw it — a +translucent somebody drifting across the end of the +corridor. + +“Hey — hey Nick! NICK!” + +The ghost stuck its head back out of the wall, +revealing the extravagantly plumed hat and +dangerously wobbling head of Sir Nicholas de Mimsy- +Porpington. + +“Good evening,” he said, withdrawing the rest of his +body from the solid stone and smiling at Harry. “I am +not the only one who is late, then? Though,” he +sighed, “in rather different senses, of course ...” + +“Nick, can I ask you something?” + +A most peculiar expression stole over Nearly Headless +Nick’s face as he inserted a finger in the stiff ruff at +his neck and tugged it a little straighter, apparently to +give himself thinking time. He desisted only when his + +Page | 1094Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +partially severed neck seemed about to give way +completely. + + + +“Er — now, Harry?” said Nick, looking discomforted. +“Can’t it wait until after the feast?” + +“No — Nick — please,” said Harry, “I really need to +talk to you. Can we go in here?” + +Harry opened the door of the nearest classroom and +Nearly Headless Nick sighed. + +“Oh very well,” he said, looking resigned. “I can’t +pretend I haven’t been expecting it.” + +Harry was holding the door open for him, but he +drifted through the wall instead. + +“Expecting what?” Harry asked, as he closed the door. + +“You to come and find me,” said Nick, now gliding +over to the window and looking out at the darkening +grounds. “It happens, sometimes ... when somebody +has suffered a ... loss.” + +“Well,” said Harry, refusing to be deflected. “You were +right, I’ve — I’ve come to find you.” + +Nick said nothing. + +“It’s — ” said Harry, who was finding this more +awkward than he had anticipated, “it’s just — you’re +dead. But you’re still here, aren’t you?” + +Nick sighed and continued to gaze out at the grounds. + +“That’s right, isn’t it?” Harry urged him. “You died, +but I’m talking to you... You can walk around +Hogwarts and everything, can’t you?” + +Page | 1095Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Nearly Headless Nick quietly, “I walk and +talk, yes.” + +“So, you came back, didn’t you?” said Harry urgently. +“People can come back, right? As ghosts. They don’t +have to disappear completely. Well?” he added +impatiently, when Nick continued to say nothing. + +Nearly Headless Nick hesitated, then said, “Not +everyone can come back as a ghost.” + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry quickly. + +“Only ... only wizards.” + +“Oh,” said Harry, and he almost laughed with relief. +“Well, that’s okay then, the person I’m asking about is +a wizard. So he can come back, right?” + +Nick turned away from the window and looked +mournfully at Harry. “He won’t come back.” + +“Who?” + +“Sirius Black,” said Nick. + +“But you did!” said Harry angrily. “You came back — +you’re dead and you didn’t disappear — ” + +“Wizards can leave an imprint of themselves upon the +earth, to walk palely where their living selves once +trod,” said Nick miserably. “But very few wizards +choose that path.” + +“Why not?” said Harry. “Anyway — it doesn’t matter +— Sirius won’t care if it’s unusual, he’ll come back, I +know he will!” + + + +Page | 1096Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And so strong was his belief that Harry actually +turned his head to check the door, sure, for a split +second, that he was going to see Sirius, pearly white +and transparent but beaming, walking through it +toward him. + +“He will not come back,” repeated Nick quietly. “He +will have ... gone on.” + +“What d’you mean, ‘gone on’?” said Harry quickly. +“Gone on where? Listen — what happens when you +die, anyway? Where do you go? Why doesn’t everyone +come back? Why isn’t this place full of ghosts? Why +— ?” + +“I cannot answer,” said Nick. + +“You’re dead, aren’t you?” said Harry exasperatedly. +“Who can answer better than you?” + +“I was afraid of death,” said Nick. “I chose to remain +behind. I sometimes wonder whether I oughtn’t to +have ... Well, that is neither here nor there... In fact, I +am neither here nor there...” He gave a small sad +chuckle. “I know nothing of the secrets of death, + +Harry, for I chose my feeble imitation of life instead. I +believe learned wizards study the matter in the +Department of Mysteries — ” + +“Don’t talk to me about that place!” said Harry +fiercely. + +“I am sorry not to have been more help,” said Nick +gently. “Well ... well, do excuse me ... the feast, you +know ...” + +And he left the room, leaving Harry there alone, +gazing blankly at the wall through which Nick had +disappeared. + +Page | 1097Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry felt almost as though he had lost his godfather +all over again in losing the hope that he might be able +to see or speak to him once more. He walked slowly +and miserably back up through the empty castle, +wondering whether he would ever feel cheerful again. + +He had turned the corner toward the Fat Lady’s +corridor when he saw somebody up ahead fastening a +note to a board on the wall. A second glance showed +him that it was Luna. There were no good hiding +places nearby, she was bound to have heard his +footsteps, and in any case, Harry could hardly muster +the energy to avoid anyone at the moment. + +“Hello,” said Luna vaguely, glancing around at him as +she stepped back from the notice. + +“How come you’re not at the feast?” Harry asked. + +“Well, I’ve lost most of my possessions,” said Luna +serenely. “People take them and hide them, you know. +But as it’s the last night, I really do need them back, +so I’ve been putting up signs.” + +She gestured toward the notice board, upon which, +sure enough, she had pinned a list of all her missing +books and clothes, with a plea for their return. + +An odd feeling rose in Harry — an emotion quite +different from the anger and grief that had filled him +since Sirius’s death. It was a few moments before he +realized that he was feeling sorry for Luna. + +“How come people hide your stuff?” he asked her, +frowning. + +“Oh ... well ...” She shrugged. “I think they think I’m a +bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ +Lovegood, actually.” + +Page | 1098Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked at her and the new feeling of pity +intensified rather painfully. + +“That’s no reason for them to take your things,” he +said flatly. “D’you want help finding them?” + +“Oh no,” she said, smiling at him. “They’ll come back, +they always do in the end. It was just that I wanted to +pack tonight. Anyway ... why aren’t you at the feast?” + +Harry shrugged. “Just didn’t feel like it.” + +“No,” said Luna, observing him with those oddly +misty, protuberant eyes. “I don’t suppose you do. + +That man the Death Eaters killed was your godfather, +wasn’t he? Ginny told me.” + +Harry nodded curtly, but found that for some reason +he did not mind Luna talking about Sirius. He had +just remembered that she too could see thestrals. + +“Have you ...” he began. “I mean, who ... has anyone +you’ve known ever died?” + +“Yes,” said Luna simply, “my mother. She was a quite +extraordinary witch, you know, but she did like to +experiment and one of her spells went rather badly +wrong one day. I was nine.” + +“I’m sorry,” Harry mumbled. + +“Yes, it was rather horrible,” said Luna +conversationally. “I still feel very sad about it +sometimes. But I’ve still got Dad. And anyway, it’s not +as though I’ll never see Mum again, is it?” + +“Er — isn’t it?” said Harry uncertainly. + + + +Page | 1099Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She shook her head in disbelief. “Oh, come on. You +heard them, just behind the veil, didn’t you?” + +“You mean ...” + +“In that room with the archway. They were just +lurking out of sight, that’s all. You heard them.” + +They looked at each other. Luna was smiling slightly. +Harry did not know what to say, or to think. Luna +believed so many extraordinary things . . . yet he had +been sure he had heard voices behind the veil too... + +“Are you sure you don’t want me to help you look for +your stuff?” he said. + +“Oh no,” said Luna. “No, I think I’ll just go down and +have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It +always does in the end... Well, have a nice holiday, +Harry.” + +“Yeah ... yeah, you too.” + +She walked away from him, and as he watched her +go, he found that the terrible weight in his stomach +seemed to have lessened slightly. + +The journey home on the Hogwarts Express next day +was eventful in several ways. Firstly, Malfoy, Crabbe, +and Goyle, who had clearly been waiting all week for +the opportunity to strike without teacher witnesses, +attempted to ambush Harry halfway down the train +as he made his way back from the toilet. The attack +might have succeeded had it not been for the fact that +they unwittingly chose to stage the attack right +outside a compartment full of D.A. members, who saw +what was happening through the glass and rose as +one to rush to Harry’s aid. By the time Ernie +Macmillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin +Page | llOOHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot +had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and +jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and +Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic +slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, + +Ernie, and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack +and left them there to ooze. + +“I must say, I’m looking forward to seeing Malfoy’s +mother’s face when he gets off the train,” said Ernie +with some satisfaction, as he watched Malfoy squirm +above him. Ernie had never quite got over the +indignity of Malfoy docking points from Hufflepuff +during his brief spell as a member of the Inquisitorial +Squad. + +“Goyle’s mum’ll be really pleased, though,” said Ron, +who had come to investigate the source of the +commotion. “He’s loads betterlooking now... Anyway, +Harry, the food trolley’s just stopped if you want +anything...” + +Harry thanked the others and accompanied Ron back +to their compartment, where he bought a large pile of +Cauldron Cakes and Pumpkin Pasties. Hermione was +reading the Daily Prophet again, Ginny was doing a +quiz in The Quibbler, and Neville was stroking his +Mimbulus mimbletonia, which had grown a great deal +over the year and now made odd crooning noises +when touched. + +Harry and Ron whiled away most of the journey +playing wizard chess while Hermione read out +snippets from the Prophet It was now full of articles +about how to repel dementors, attempts by the +Ministry to track down Death Eaters, and hysterical +letters claiming that the writer had seen Lord +Voldemort walking past their house that very +morning. . . + +Page | llOlHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It hasn’t really started yet,” sighed Hermione +gloomily, folding up the newspaper again. “But it +won’t be long now...” + +“Hey, Harry,” said Ron, nodding toward the glass +window onto the corridor. + +Harry looked around. Cho was passing, accompanied +by Marietta Edgecombe, who was wearing a balaclava. +His and Cho’s eyes met for a moment. Cho blushed +and kept walking. Harry looked back down at the +chessboard just in time to see one of his pawns +chased off its square by Ron’s knight. + +“What’s — er — going on with you and her anyway?” +Ron asked quietly. + +“Nothing,” said Harry truthfully. + +“I — er — heard she’s going out with someone else +now,” said Hermione tentatively. + +Harry was surprised to find that this information did +not hurt at all. Wanting to impress Cho seemed to +belong to a past that was no longer quite connected +with him. So much of what he had wanted before +Sirius’s death felt that way these days... The week +that had elapsed since he had last seen Sirius seemed +to have lasted much, much longer: It stretched across +two universes, the one with Sirius in it, and the one +without. + +“You’re well out of it, mate,” said Ron forcefully. “I +mean, she’s quite good-looking and all that, but you +want someone a bit more cheerful.” + +“She’s probably cheerful enough with someone else,” +said Harry, shrugging. + + + +Page | 1102Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who’s she with now anyway?” Ron asked Hermione, +but it was Ginny who answered. + +“Michael Corner,” she said. + +“Michael — but — ” said Ron, craning around in his +seat to stare at her. “But you were going out with +him!” + +“Not anymore,” said Ginny resolutely. “He didn’t like +Gryffindor beating Ravenclaw at Quidditch and got +really sulky, so I ditched him and he ran off to +comfort Cho instead.” She scratched her nose +absently with the end of her quill, turned The +Quibbler upside down, and began marking her +answers. Ron looked highly delighted. + +“Well, I always thought he was a bit of an idiot,” he +said, prodding his queen forward toward Harry’s +quivering castle. “Good for you. Just choose someone +— better — next time.” + +He cast Harry an oddly furtive look as he said it. + +“Well, I’ve chosen Dean Thomas, would you say he’s +better?” asked Ginny vaguely. + +“WHAT?” shouted Ron, upending the chessboard. +Crookshanks went plunging after the pieces and +Hedwig and Pigwidgeon twittered and hooted angrily +from overhead. + +As the train slowed down in the approach to King’s +Cross, Harry thought he had never wanted to leave it +less. He even wondered fleetingly what would happen +if he simply refused to get off, but remained +stubbornly sitting there until the first of September, +when it would take him back to Hogwarts. When it +finally puffed to a standstill, however, he lifted down +Page | 1103Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hedwig’s cage and prepared to drag his trunk from +the train as usual. + +When the ticket inspector signaled to him, Ron, and +Hermione that it was safe to walk through the +magical barrier between platforms nine and ten, +however, he found a surprise awaiting him on the +other side: a group of people standing there to greet +him whom he had not expected at all. + +There was Mad-Eye Moody, looking quite as sinister +with his bowler hat pulled low over his magical eye as +he would have done without it, his gnarled hands +clutching a long staff, his body wrapped in a +voluminous traveling cloak. Tonks stood just behind +him, her bright bubble-gum-pink hair gleaming in the +sunlight filtering through the dirty glass station +ceiling, wearing heavily patched jeans and a bright +purple T-shirt bearing the legend THE WEIRD +SISTERS. Next to Tonks was Lupin, his face pale, his +hair graying, a long and threadbare overcoat covering +a shabby jumper and trousers. At the front of the +group stood Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, dressed in their +Muggle best, and Fred and George, who were both +wearing brand-new jackets in some lurid green, scaly +material. + +“Ron, Ginny!” called Mrs. Weasley, hurrying forward +and hugging her children tightly. “Oh, and Harry dear +— how are you?” + +“Fine,” lied Harry, as she pulled him into a tight +embrace. Over her shoulder he saw Ron goggling at +the twins’ new clothes. + +“What are they supposed to be?” he asked, pointing at +the jackets. + + + +Page | 1104Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Finest dragon skin, little bro,” said Fred, giving his +zip a little tweak. “Business is booming and we +thought we’d treat ourselves.” + +“Hello, Harry,” said Lupin, as Mrs. Weasley let go of +Harry and turned to greet Hermione. + +“Hi,” said Harry. “I didn’t expect ... what are you all +doing here?” + +“Well,” said Lupin with a slight smile, “we thought we +might have a little chat with your aunt and uncle +before letting them take you home.” + +“I dunno if that’s a good idea,” said Harry at once. + +“Oh, I think it is,” growled Moody, who had limped a +little closer. “That’ll be them, will it, Potter?” + +He pointed with his thumb over his shoulder; his +magical eye was evidently peering through the back of +his head and his bowler hat. Harry leaned an inch or +so to the left to see where Mad-Eye was pointing and +there, sure enough, were the three Dursleys, who +looked positively appalled to see Harry’s reception +committee. + +“Ah, Harry!” said Mr. Weasley, turning from +Hermione’s parents, whom he had been greeting +enthusiastically, and who were taking it in turns to +hug Hermione. “Well — shall we do it, then?” + +“Yeah, I reckon so, Arthur,” said Moody. + +He and Mr. Weasley took the lead across the station +toward the place where the Dursleys stood, +apparently rooted to the floor. Hermione disengaged +herself gently from her mother to join the group. + + + +Page | 1105Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good afternoon,” said Mr. Weasley pleasantly to +Uncle Vernon, coming to a halt right in front of him. +“You might remember me, my name’s Arthur +Weasley.” + +As Mr. Weasley had singlehandedly demolished most +of the Dursleys’ living room two years previously, + +Harry would have been very surprised if Uncle Vernon +had forgotten him. Sure enough, Uncle Vernon turned +a deeper shade of puce and glared at Mr. Weasley, +but chose not to say anything, partly, perhaps, +because the Dursleys were outnumbered two to one. +Aunt Petunia looked both frightened and +embarrassed. She kept glancing around, as though +terrified somebody she knew would see her in such +company. Dudley, meanwhile, seemed to be trying to +look small and insignificant, a feat at which he was +failing extravagantly. + +“We thought we’d just have a few words with you +about Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, still smiling. + +“Yeah,” growled Moody. “About how he’s treated when +he’s at your place.” + +Uncle Vernon’s mustache seemed to bristle with +indignation. Possibly because the bowler hat gave him +the entirely mistaken impression that he was dealing +with a kindred spirit, he addressed himself to Moody. + +“I am not aware that it is any of your business what +goes on in my house — ” + +“I expect what you’re not aware of would fill several +books, Dursley,” growled Moody. + +“Anyway, that’s not the point,” interjected Tonks, +whose pink hair seemed to offend Aunt Petunia more +than all the rest put together, for she closed her eyes + +Page | 1106Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rather than look at her. “The point is, if we find out +you’ve been horrible to Harry — ” + +“ — and make no mistake, we’ll hear about it,” added +Lupin pleasantly. + +“Yes,” said Mr. Weasley, “even if you won’t let Harry +use the fellytone — ” + +“ Telephone ,” whispered Hermione. + +“Yeah, if we get any hint that Potter’s been mistreated +in any way, you’ll have us to answer to,” said Moody. + +Uncle Vernon swelled ominously. His sense of outrage +seemed to outweigh even his fear of this bunch of +oddballs. + +“Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that +passersby actually turned to stare. + +“Yes, I am,” said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased +that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly. + +“And do I look like the kind of man who can be +intimidated?” barked Uncle Vernon. + +“Well ...” said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to +reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle +Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided +painfully with a luggage trolley. “Yes, I’d have to say +you do, Dursley.” + +He turned from Uncle Vernon to Harry. “So, Potter ... +give us a shout if you need us. If we don’t hear from +you for three days in a row, well send someone +along...” + + + +Page | 1107Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aunt Petunia whimpered piteously. It could not have +been plainer that she was thinking of what the +neighbors would say if they caught sight of these +people marching up the garden path. + +“ T3ye, then, Potter,” said Moody, grasping Harry’s +shoulder for a moment with a gnarled hand. + +“Take care, Harry,” said Lupin quietly. “Keep in +touch.” + +“Harry, we’ll have you away from there as soon as we +can,” Mrs. Weasley whispered, hugging him again. + +“We’ll see you soon, mate,” said Ron anxiously, +shaking Harry’s hand. + +“Really soon, Harry,” said Hermione earnestly. “We +promise.” + +Harry nodded. He somehow could not find words to +tell them what it meant to him, to see them all ranged +there, on his side. Instead he smiled, raised a hand in +farewell, turned around, and led the way out of the +station toward the sunlit street, with Uncle Vernon, +Aunt Petunia, and Dudley hurrying along in his wake. + + + +Page | 1108Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +* J + + + +/ + + + + +THE OTHER MINISTER + +It was nearing midnight and the Prime Minister was +sitting alone in his office, reading a long memo that +was slipping through his brain without leaving the +slightest trace of meaning behind. He was waiting for +a call from the President of a far distant country, and +between wondering when the wretched man would +telephone, and trying to suppress unpleasant +memories of what had been a very long, tiring, and +difficult week, there was not much space in his head +for anything else. The more he attempted to focus on +the print on the page before him, the more clearly the +Prime Minister could see the gloating face of one of +his political opponents. This particular opponent had +appeared on the news that very day, not only to +enumerate all the terrible things that had happened +in the last week (as though anyone needed reminding) +but also to explain why each and every one of them +was the government’s fault. + +The Prime Minister’s pulse quickened at the very +thought of these accusations, for they were neither +fair nor true. How on earth was his government + +Page | 2 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +supposed to have stopped that bridge collapsing? It +was outrageous for anybody to suggest that they were +not spending enough on bridges. The bridge was +fewer than ten years old, and the best experts were at +a loss to explain why it had snapped cleanly in two, +sending a dozen cars into the watery depths of the +river below. And how dare anyone suggest that it was +lack of policemen that had resulted in those two very +nasty and well-publicized murders? Or that the +government should have somehow foreseen the freak +hurricane in the West Country that had caused so +much damage to both people and property? And was +it his fault that one of his Junior Ministers, Herbert +Chorley, had chosen this week to act so peculiarly +that he was now going to be spending a lot more time +with his family? + +“A grim mood has gripped the country,” the opponent +had concluded, barely concealing his own broad grin. + +And unfortunately, this was perfectly true. The Prime +Minister felt it himself; people really did seem more +miserable than usual. Even the weather was dismal; +all this chilly mist in the middle of July. ... It wasn’t +right, it wasn’t normal. ... + +He turned over the second page of the memo, saw +how much longer it went on, and gave it up as a bad +job. Stretching his arms above his head he looked +around his office mournfully. It was a handsome +room, with a fine marble fireplace facing the long sash +windows, firmly closed against the unseasonable +chill. With a slight shiver, the Prime Minister got up +and moved over to the window, looking out at the thin +mist that was pressing itself against the glass. It was +then, as he stood with his back to the room, that he +heard a soft cough behind him. + + + +Page | 3 + + + +Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He froze, nose to nose with his own scared-looking +reflection in the dark glass. He knew that cough. He +had heard it before. He turned very slowly to face the +empty room. + +“Hello?” he said, trying to sound braver than he felt. + +For a brief moment he allowed himself the impossible +hope that nobody would answer him. However, a +voice responded at once, a crisp, decisive voice that +sounded as though it were reading a prepared +statement. It was coming — as the Prime Minister +had known at the first cough — from the froglike little +man wearing a long silver wig who was depicted in a +small, dirty oil painting in the far corner of the room. + +“To the Prime Minister of Muggles. Urgent we meet. +Kindly respond immediately. Sincerely, Fudge.” + +The man in the painting looked inquiringly at the +Prime Minister. + +“Er,” said the Prime Minister, “listen. ... It’s not a very +good time for me. ... I’m waiting for a telephone call, +you see . . . from the President of — ” + +“That can be rearranged,” said the portrait at once. +The Prime Minister’s heart sank. He had been afraid +of that. + +“But I really was rather hoping to speak — ” + +“We shall arrange for the President to forget to call. + +He will telephone tomorrow night instead,” said the +little man. “Kindly respond immediately to Mr. + +Fudge.” + +“I ... oh ... very well,” said the Prime Minister weakly. +“Yes, I’ll see Fudge.” + +Page | 4 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +He hurried back to his desk, straightening his tie as +he went. He had barely resumed his seat, and +arranged his face into what he hoped was a relaxed +and unfazed expression, when bright green flames +burst into life in the empty grate beneath his marble +mantelpiece. He watched, trying not to betray a flicker +of surprise or alarm, as a portly man appeared within +the flames, spinning as fast as a top. Seconds later, +he had climbed out onto a rather fine antique rug, +brushing ash from the sleeves of his long pin-striped +cloak, a lime-green bowler hat in his hand. + +“Ah ... Prime Minister,” said Cornelius Fudge, striding +forward with his hand outstretched. “Good to see you +again.” + +The Prime Minister could not honestly return this +compliment, so said nothing at all. He was not +remotely pleased to see Fudge, whose occasional +appearances, apart from being downright alarming in +themselves, generally meant that he was about to +hear some very bad news. Furthermore, Fudge was +looking distinctly careworn. He was thinner, balder, +and grayer, and his face had a crumpled look. The +Prime Minister had seen that kind of look in +politicians before, and it never boded well. + +“How can I help you?” he said, shaking Fudge’s hand +very briefly and gesturing toward the hardest of the +chairs in front of the desk. + +“Difficult to know where to begin,” muttered Fudge, +pulling up the chair, sitting down, and placing his +green bowler upon his knees. “What a week, what a +week ...” + +“Had a bad one too, have you?” asked the Prime +Minister stiffly, hoping to convey by this that he had + + + +Page | 5 + + + +Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +quite enough on his plate already without any extra +helpings from Fudge. + + + +“Yes, of course,” said Fudge, rubbing his eyes wearily +and looking morosely at the Prime Minister. “I’ve been +having the same week you have, Prime Minister. The +Brockdale Bridge ... the Bones and Vance murders ... +not to mention the ruckus in the West Country ...” + +“You — er — your — I mean to say, some of your +people were — were involved in those — those things, +were they?” + +Fudge fixed the Prime Minister with a rather stern +look. “Of course they were,” he said. “Surely you’ve +realized what’s going on?” + +“I ...” hesitated the Prime Minister. + +It was precisely this sort of behavior that made him +dislike Fudge’s visits so much. He was, after all, the +Prime Minister and did not appreciate being made to +feel like an ignorant schoolboy. But of course, it had +been like this from his very first meeting with Fudge +on his very first evening as Prime Minister. He +remembered it as though it were yesterday and knew +it would haunt him until his dying day. + +He had been standing alone in this very office, +savoring the triumph that was his after so many +years of dreaming and scheming, when he had heard +a cough behind him, just like tonight, and turned to +find that ugly little portrait talking to him, +announcing that the Minister of Magic was about to +arrive and introduce himself. + +Naturally, he had thought that the long campaign and +the strain of the election had caused him to go mad. +He had been utterly terrified to find a portrait talking + +Page | 6 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +to him, though this had been nothing to how he felt +when a self-proclaimed wizard had bounced out of the +fireplace and shaken his hand. He had remained +speechless throughout Fudge’s kindly explanation +that there were witches and wizards still living in +secret all over the world and his reassurances that he +was not to bother his head about them as the +Ministry of Magic took responsibility for the whole +Wizarding community and prevented the non-magical +population from getting wind of them. It was, said +Fudge, a difficult job that encompassed everything +from regulations on responsible use of broomsticks to +keeping the dragon population under control (the +Prime Minister remembered clutching the desk for +support at this point). Fudge had then patted the +shoulder of the still-dumbstruck Prime Minister in a +fatherly sort of way. + +“Not to worry,” he had said, “it’s odds-on you’ll never +see me again. I’ll only bother you if there’s something +really serious going on our end, something that’s +likely to affect the Muggles — the non-magical +population, I should say. Otherwise, it’s live and let +live. And I must say, you’re taking it a lot better than +your predecessor. He tried to throw me out the +window, thought I was a hoax planned by the +opposition.” + +At this, the Prime Minister had found his voice at last. +“You’re — you’re not a hoax, then?” + +It had been his last, desperate hope. + +“No,” said Fudge gently. “No, I’m afraid I’m not. Look.” + +And he had turned the Prime Minister’s teacup into a +gerbil. + + + +Page | 7 + + + +Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But,” said the Prime Minister breathlessly, watching +his teacup chewing on the corner of his next speech, +“but why — why has nobody told me — ?” + +“The Minister of Magic only reveals him- or herself to +the Muggle Prime Minister of the day,” said Fudge, +poking his wand back inside his jacket. “We find it +the best way to maintain secrecy.” + +“But then,” bleated the Prime Minister, “why hasn’t a +former Prime Minister warned me — ?” + +At this, Fudge had actually laughed. + +“My dear Prime Minister, are you ever going to tell +anybody?” + +Still chortling, Fudge had thrown some powder into +the fireplace, stepped into the emerald flames, and +vanished with a whooshing sound. The Prime +Minister had stood there, quite motionless, and +realized that he would never, as long as he lived, dare +mention this encounter to a living soul, for who in the +wide world would believe him? + +The shock had taken a little while to wear off. For a +time, he had tried to convince himself that Fudge had +indeed been a hallucination brought on by lack of +sleep during his grueling election campaign. In a vain +attempt to rid himself of all reminders of this +uncomfortable encounter, he had given the gerbil to +his delighted niece and instructed his private +secretary to take down the portrait of the ugly little +man who had announced Fudge’s arrival. To the +Prime Minister’s dismay, however, the portrait had +proved impossible to remove. When several +carpenters, a builder or two, an art historian, and the +Chancellor of the Exchequer had all tried +unsuccessfully to prise it from the wall, the Prime +Page | 8 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Minister had abandoned the attempt and simply +resolved to hope that the thing remained motionless +and silent for the rest of his term in office. +Occasionally he could have sworn he saw out of the +corner of his eye the occupant of the painting +yawning, or else scratching his nose; even, once or +twice, simply walking out of his frame and leaving +nothing but a stretch of muddy-brown canvas behind. +However, he had trained himself not to look at the +picture very much, and always to tell himself firmly +that his eyes were playing tricks on him when +anything like this happened. + +Then, three years ago, on a night very like tonight, the +Prime Minister had been alone in his office when the +portrait had once again announced the imminent +arrival of Fudge, who had burst out of the fireplace, +sopping wet and in a state of considerable panic. +Before the Prime Minister could ask why he was +dripping all over the Axminster, Fudge had started +ranting about a prison the Prime Minister had never +heard of, a man named “Serious” Black, something +that sounded like “Hogwarts,” and a boy called Harry +Potter, none of which made the remotest sense to the +Prime Minister. + +"... Fve just come from Azkaban,” Fudge had panted, +tipping a large amount of water out of the rim of his +bowler hat into his pocket. “Middle of the North Sea, +you know, nasty flight . . . the dementors are in +uproar” — he shuddered — “they’ve never had a +breakout before. Anyway, I had to come to you, Prime +Minister. Black’s a known Muggle killer and may be +planning to rejoin You-Know-Who. ... But of course, +you don’t even know who You-Know-Who is!” He had +gazed hopelessly at the Prime Minister for a moment, +then said, “Well, sit down, sit down, I’d better fill you +in. ... Have a whiskey ...” + + + +Page | 9 + + + +Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Prime Minister rather resented being told to sit +down in his own office, let alone offered his own +whiskey, but he sat nevertheless. Fudge pulled out +his wand, conjured two large glasses full of amber +liquid out of thin air, pushed one of them into the +Prime Minister’s hand, and drew up a chair. + +Fudge had talked for more than an hour. At one +point, he had refused to say a certain name aloud and +wrote it instead on a piece of parchment, which he +had thrust into the Prime Minister’s whiskey-free +hand. When at last Fudge had stood up to leave, the +Prime Minister had stood up too. + +“So you think that ...” He had squinted down at the +name in his left hand. “Lord Vol — ” + +“ He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named\” snarled Fudge. + +“I’m sorry. ... You think that He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Named is still alive, then?” + +“Well, Dumbledore says he is,” said Fudge, as he had +fastened his pin-striped cloak under his chin, “but +we’ve never found him. If you ask me, he’s not +dangerous unless he’s got support, so it’s Black we +ought to be worrying about. You’ll put out that +warning, then? Excellent. Well, I hope we don’t see +each other again, Prime Minister! Good night.” + +But they had seen each other again. Less than a year +later a harassed-looking Fudge had appeared out of +thin air in the cabinet room to inform the Prime +Minister that there had been a spot of bother at the +Kwidditch (or that was what it had sounded like) +World Cup and that several Muggles had been +“involved,” but that the Prime Minister was not to +worry, the fact that You-Know- Who’s Mark had been +seen again meant nothing; Fudge was sure it was an +Page | 10 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +isolated incident, and the Muggle Liaison Office was +dealing with all memory modifications as they spoke. + +“Oh, and I almost forgot,” Fudge had added. “We’re +importing three foreign dragons and a sphinx for the +Triwizard Tournament, quite routine, but the +Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical +Creatures tells me that it’s down in the rule book that +we have to notify you if we’re bringing highly +dangerous creatures into the country.” + +“I — what — dragons?” spluttered the Prime Minister. + +“Yes, three,” said Fudge. “And a sphinx. Well, good +day to you.” + +The Prime Minister had hoped beyond hope that +dragons and sphinxes would be the worst of it, but +no. Less than two years later, Fudge had erupted out +of the fire yet again, this time with the news that +there had been a mass breakout from Azkaban. + +“A mass breakout?” repeated the Prime Minister +hoarsely. + +“No need to worry, no need to worry!” shouted Fudge, +already with one foot in the flames. “We’ll have them +rounded up in no time — just thought you ought to +know!” + +And before the Prime Minister could shout, “Now, wait +just one moment!” Fudge had vanished in a shower of +green sparks. + +Whatever the press and the opposition might say, the +Prime Minister was not a foolish man. It had not +escaped his notice that, despite Fudge’s assurances +at their first meeting, they were now seeing rather a +lot of each other, nor that Fudge was becoming more +Page | 11 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +flustered with each visit. Little though he liked to +think about the Minister of Magic (or, as he always +called Fudge in his head, the Other Minister), the +Prime Minister could not help but fear that the next +time Fudge appeared it would be with graver news +still. The sight, therefore, of Fudge stepping out of the +fire once more, looking disheveled and fretful and +sternly surprised that the Prime Minister did not +know exactly why he was there, was about the worst +thing that had happened in the course of this +extremely gloomy week. + +“How should I know what’s going on in the — er — +Wizarding community?” snapped the Prime Minister +now. “I have a country to run and quite enough +concerns at the moment without — ” + +“We have the same concerns,” Fudge interrupted. + +“The Brockdale Bridge didn’t wear out. That wasn’t +really a hurricane. Those murders were not the work +of Muggles. And Herbert Chorley’s family would be +safer without him. We are currently making +arrangements to have him transferred to St. Mungo’s +Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. The move +should be effected tonight.” + +“What do you ... I’m afraid I ... What?” blustered the +Prime Minister. + +Fudge took a great, deep breath and said, “Prime +Minister, I am very sorry to have to tell you that he’s +back. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back.” + +“Back? When you say ‘back’ ... he’s alive? I mean — ” + +The Prime Minister groped in his memory for the +details of that horrible conversation of three years +previously, when Fudge had told him about the +wizard who was feared above all others, the wizard + +Page | 12 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who had committed a thousand terrible crimes before +his mysterious disappearance fifteen years earlier. + +“Yes, alive,” said Fudge. “That is — I don’t know — is +a man alive if he can’t be killed? I don’t really +understand it, and Dumbledore won’t explain +properly — but anyway, he’s certainly got a body and +is walking and talking and killing, so I suppose, for +the purposes of our discussion, yes, he’s alive.” + +The Prime Minister did not know what to say to this, +but a persistent habit of wishing to appear well- +informed on any subject that came up made him cast +around for any details he could remember of their +previous conversations. + +“Is Serious Black with — er — He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Named?” + +“Black? Black?” said Fudge distractedly, turning his +bowler rapidly in his fingers. “Sirius Black, you +mean? Merlin’s beard, no. Black’s dead. Turns out we +were — er — mistaken about Black. He was innocent +after all. And he wasn’t in league with He-Who-Must- +Not-Be-Named either. I mean,” he added defensively, +spinning the bowler hat still faster, “all the evidence +pointed — we had more than fifty eyewitnesses — but +anyway, as I say, he’s dead. Murdered, as a matter of +fact. On Ministry of Magic premises. There’s going to +be an inquiry, actually. ...” + +To his great surprise, the Prime Minister felt a fleeting +stab of pity for Fudge at this point. It was, however, +eclipsed almost immediately by a glow of smugness at +the thought that, deficient though he himself might +be in the area of materializing out of fireplaces, there +had never been a murder in any of the government +departments under his charge. ... Not yet, anyway ... + + + +Page | 13 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +While the Prime Minister surreptitiously touched the +wood of his desk, Fudge continued, “But Black’s by- +the-by now. The point is, we’re at war, Prime Minister, +and steps must be taken.” + +“At war?” repeated the Prime Minister nervously. +“Surely that’s a little bit of an overstatement?” + +“He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has now been joined by +those of his followers who broke out of Azkaban in +January,” said Fudge, speaking more and more +rapidly and twirling his bowler so fast that it was a +lime-green blur. “Since they have moved into the +open, they have been wreaking havoc. The Brockdale +Bridge — he did it, Prime Minister, he threatened a +mass Muggle killing unless I stood aside for him and + + + +“Good grief, so it’s your fault those people were killed +and I’m having to answer questions about rusted +rigging and corroded expansion joints and I don’t +know what else!” said the Prime Minister furiously. + +“My fault!” said Fudge, coloring up. “Are you saying +you would have caved in to blackmail like that?” + +“Maybe not,” said the Prime Minister, standing up +and striding about the room, “but I would have put all +my efforts into catching the blackmailer before he +committed any such atrocity!” + +“Do you really think I wasn’t already making every +effort?” demanded Fudge heatedly. “Every Auror in +the Ministry was — and is — trying to find him and +round up his followers, but we happen to be talking +about one of the most powerful wizards of all time, a +wizard who has eluded capture for almost three +decades!” + + + +Page | 14 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So I suppose you’re going to tell me he caused the +hurricane in the West Country too?” said the Prime +Minister, his temper rising with every pace he took. It +was infuriating to discover the reason for all these +terrible disasters and not to be able to tell the public, +almost worse than it being the government’s fault +after all. + +“That was no hurricane,” said Fudge miserably. + +“Excuse me!” barked the Prime Minister, now +positively stamping up and down. “Trees uprooted, +roofs ripped off, lampposts bent, horrible injuries — ” + +“It was the Death Eaters,” said Fudge. “He-Who-Must- +Not-Be-Named’s followers. And ... and we suspect +giant involvement.” + +The Prime Minister stopped in his tracks as though +he had hit an invisible wall. “ What involvement?” + +Fudge grimaced. “He used giants last time, when he +wanted to go for the grand effect,” he said. “The Office +of Misinformation has been working around the clock, +we’ve had teams of Obliviators out trying to modify +the memories of all the Muggles who saw what really +happened, we’ve got most of the Department for the +Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures running +around Somerset, but we can’t find the giant — it’s +been a disaster.” + +“You don’t say!” said the Prime Minister furiously. + +“I won’t deny that morale is pretty low at the +Ministry,” said Fudge. “What with all that, and then +losing Amelia Bones.” + +“Losing who?” + + + +Page | 15 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Amelia Bones. Head of the Department of Magical +Law Enforcement. We think He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Named may have murdered her in person, because +she was a very gifted witch and — and all the +evidence was that she put up a real fight.” + +Fudge cleared his throat and, with an effort, it +seemed, stopped spinning his bowler hat. + +“But that murder was in the newspapers,” said the +Prime Minister, momentarily diverted from his anger. +“Our newspapers. Amelia Bones ... it just said she +was a middle-aged woman who lived alone. It was a — +a nasty killing, wasn’t it? It’s had rather a lot of +publicity. The police are baffled, you see.” + +Fudge sighed. “Well, of course they are,” he said. +“Killed in a room that was locked from the inside, +wasn’t she? We, on the other hand, know exactly who +did it, not that that gets us any further toward +catching him. And then there was Emmeline Vance, +maybe you didn’t hear about that one — ” + +“Oh yes I did!” said the Prime Minister. “It happened +just around the corner from here, as a matter of fact. +The papers had a field day with it, ‘breakdown of law +and order in the Prime Minister’s backyard — ’ ” + +“And as if all that wasn’t enough,” said Fudge, barely +listening to the Prime Minister, “we’ve got dementors +swarming all over the place, attacking people left, +right, and center. ...” + +Once upon a happier time this sentence would have +been unintelligible to the Prime Minister, but he was +wiser now. + +“I thought dementors guard the prisoners in +Azkaban,” he said cautiously. + +Page | 16 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They did,” said Fudge wearily. “But not anymore. +They’ve deserted the prison and joined He-Who-Must- +Not-Be-Named. I won’t pretend that wasn’t a blow.” + +“But,” said the Prime Minister, with a sense of +dawning horror, “didn’t you tell me they’re the +creatures that drain hope and happiness out of +people?” + +“That’s right. And they’re breeding. That’s what’s +causing all this mist.” + +The Prime Minister sank, weak-kneed, into the +nearest chair. The idea of invisible creatures swooping +through the towns and countryside, spreading +despair and hopelessness in his voters, made him feel +quite faint. + +“Now see here, Fudge — you’ve got to do something! +It’s your responsibility as Minister of Magic!” + +“My dear Prime Minister, you can’t honestly think I’m +still Minister of Magic after all this? I was sacked +three days ago! The whole Wizarding community has +been screaming for my resignation for a fortnight. I’ve +never known them so united in my whole term of +office!” said Fudge, with a brave attempt at a smile. + +The Prime Minister was momentarily lost for words. +Despite his indignation at the position into which he +had been placed, he still rather felt for the shrunken- +looking man sitting opposite him. + +“I’m very sorry,” he said finally. “If there’s anything I +can do?” + +“It’s very kind of you, Prime Minister, but there is +nothing. I was sent here tonight to bring you up to +date on recent events and to introduce you to my + +Page | 17 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +successor. I rather thought he’d be here by now, but +of course, he’s very busy at the moment, with so +much going on.” + +Fudge looked around at the portrait of the ugly little +man wearing the long curly silver wig, who was +digging in his ear with the point of a quill. Catching +Fudge’s eye, the portrait said, “He’ll be here in a +moment, he’s just finishing a letter to Dumbledore.” + +“I wish him luck,” said Fudge, sounding bitter for the +first time. “I’ve been writing to Dumbledore twice a +day for the past fortnight, but he won’t budge. If he’d +just been prepared to persuade the boy, I might still +be ... Well, maybe Scrimgeour will have more +success.” + +Fudge subsided into what was clearly an aggrieved +silence, but it was broken almost immediately by the +portrait, which suddenly spoke in its crisp, official +voice. + +“To the Prime Minister of Muggles. Requesting a +meeting. Urgent. Kindly respond immediately. Rufus +Scrimgeour, Minister of Magic.” + +“Yes, yes, fine,” said the Prime Minister distractedly, +and he barely flinched as the flames in the grate +turned emerald green again, rose up, and revealed a +second spinning wizard in their heart, disgorging him +moments later onto the antique rug. + +Fudge got to his feet and, after a moment’s hesitation, +the Prime Minister did the same, watching the new +arrival straighten up, dust down his long black robes, +and look around. + +The Prime Minister’s first, foolish thought was that +Rufus Scrimgeour looked rather like an old lion. + +Page | 18 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There were streaks of gray in his mane of tawny hair +and his bushy eyebrows; he had keen yellowish eyes +behind a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles and a certain +rangy, loping grace even though he walked with a +slight limp. There was an immediate impression of +shrewdness and toughness; the Prime Minister +thought he understood why the Wizarding community +preferred Scrimgeour to Fudge as a leader in these +dangerous times. + +“How do you do?” said the Prime Minister politely, +holding out his hand. + +Scrimgeour grasped it briefly, his eyes scanning the +room, then pulled out a wand from under his robes. + +“Fudge told you everything?” he asked, striding over +to the door and tapping the keyhole with his wand. +The Prime Minister heard the lock click. + +“Er — yes,” said the Prime Minister. “And if you don’t +mind, I’d rather that door remained unlocked.” + +“I’d rather not be interrupted,” said Scrimgeour +shortly, “or watched,” he added, pointing his wand at +the windows, so that the curtains swept across them. +“Right, well, I’m a busy man, so let’s get down to +business. First of all, we need to discuss your +security.” + +The Prime Minister drew himself up to his fullest +height and replied, “I am perfectly happy with the +security I’ve already got, thank you very — ” + +“Well, we’re not,” Scrimgeour cut in. “It’ll be a poor +lookout for the Muggles if their Prime Minister gets +put under the Imperius Curse. The new secretary in +your outer office — ” + + + +Page | 19 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm not getting rid of Kingsley Shacklebolt, if that’s +what you’re suggesting!” said the Prime Minister +hotly. “He’s highly efficient, gets through twice the +work the rest of them — ” + +“That’s because he’s a wizard,” said Scrimgeour, +without a flicker of a smile. “A highly trained Auror, +who has been assigned to you for your protection.” + +“Now, wait a moment!” declared the Prime Minister. +“You can’t just put your people into my office, I decide +who works for me — ” + +“I thought you were happy with Shacklebolt?” said +Scrimgeour coldly. + +“I am — that’s to say, I was — ” + +“Then there’s no problem, is there?” said Scrimgeour. + +“I ... well, as long as Shacklebolt’s work continues to +be ... er ... excellent,” said the Prime Minister lamely, +but Scrimgeour barely seemed to hear him. + +“Now, about Herbert Chorley, your Junior Minister,” +he continued. “The one who has been entertaining the +public by impersonating a duck.” + +“What about him?” asked the Prime Minister. + +“He has clearly reacted to a poorly performed +Imperius Curse,” said Scrimgeour. “It’s addled his +brains, but he could still be dangerous.” + +“He’s only quacking!” said the Prime Minister weakly. +“Surely a bit of a rest . . . Maybe go easy on the drink + + + +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A team of Healers from St. Mungo’s Hospital for +Magical Maladies and Injuries are examining him as +we speak. So far he has attempted to strangle three of +them,” said Scrimgeour. “I think it best that we +remove him from Muggle society for a while.” + +“I ... well ... He’ll be all right, won’t he?” said the +Prime Minister anxiously. + +Scrimgeour merely shrugged, already moving back +toward the fireplace. + +“Well, that’s really all I had to say. I will keep you +posted of developments, Prime Minister — or, at least, +I shall probably be too busy to come personally, in +which case I shall send Fudge here. He has consented +to stay on in an advisory capacity.” + +Fudge attempted to smile, but was unsuccessful; he +merely looked as though he had a toothache. +Scrimgeour was already rummaging in his pocket for +the mysterious powder that turned the fire green. The +Prime Minister gazed hopelessly at the pair of them +for a moment, then the words he had fought to +suppress all evening burst from him at last. + +“But for heaven’s sake — you’re wizards'. You can do +magic ! Surely you can sort out — well — anything !” + +Scrimgeour turned slowly on the spot and exchanged +an incredulous look with Fudge, who really did +manage a smile this time as he said kindly, “The +trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime +Minister.” + +And with that, the two wizards stepped one after the +other into the bright green fire and vanished. + + + +Page | 21 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SPINNER’S END + +Many miles away the chilly mist that had pressed +against the Prime Minister’s windows drifted over a +dirty river that wound between overgrown, rubbish- +strewn banks. An immense chimney, relic of a +disused mill, reared up, shadowy and ominous. There +was no sound apart from the whisper of the black +water and no sign of life apart from a scrawny fox that +had slunk down the bank to nose hopefully at some +old fish-and-chip wrappings in the tall grass. + +But then, with a very faint pop, a slim, hooded figure +appeared out of thin air on the edge of the river. The +fox froze, wary eyes fixed upon this strange new +phenomenon. The figure seemed to take its bearings +for a few moments, then set off with light, quick +strides, its long cloak rustling over the grass. + +With a second and louder pop, another hooded figure +materialized. + +“Wait!” + + + +Page | 22 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +The harsh cry startled the fox, now crouching almost +flat in the undergrowth. It leapt from its hiding place +and up the bank. There was a flash of green light, a +yelp, and the fox fell back to the ground, dead. + +The second figure turned over the animal with its toe. + +“Just a fox,” said a woman’s voice dismissively from +under the hood. “I thought perhaps an Auror — + +Cissy, wait!” + +But her quarry, who had paused and looked back at +the flash of light, was already scrambling up the bank +the fox had just fallen down. + +“Cissy — Narcissa — listen to me — ” + +The second woman caught the first and seized her +arm, but the other wrenched it away. + +“Go back, Bella!” + +“You must listen to me!” + +“I’ve listened already. I’ve made my decision. Leave me +alone!” + +The woman named Narcissa gained the top of the +bank, where a line of old railings separated the river +from a narrow, cobbled street. The other woman, + +Bella, followed at once. Side by side they stood +looking across the road at the rows and rows of +dilapidated brick houses, their windows dull and +blind in the darkness. + +“He lives here?” asked Bella in a voice of contempt. +“Here? In this Muggle dunghill? We must be the first +of our kind ever to set foot — ” + + + +Page | 23 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Narcissa was not listening; she had slipped +through a gap in the rusty railings and was already +hurrying across the road. + +“Cissy, wait\” + +Bella followed, her cloak streaming behind, and saw +Narcissa darting through an alley between the houses +into a second, almost identical street. Some of the +streetlamps were broken; the two women were +running between patches of light and deep darkness. +The pursuer caught up with her prey just as she +turned another corner, this time succeeding in +catching hold of her arm and swinging her around so +that they faced each other. + +“Cissy, you must not do this, you can’t trust him — ” + +“The Dark Lord trusts him, doesn’t he?” + +“The Dark Lord is ... I believe ... mistaken,” Bella +panted, and her eyes gleamed momentarily under her +hood as she looked around to check that they were +indeed alone. “In any case, we were told not to speak +of the plan to anyone. This is a betrayal of the Dark +Lord’s — ” + +“Let go, Bella!” snarled Narcissa, and she drew a +wand from beneath her cloak, holding it threateningly +in the other’s face. Bella merely laughed. + +“Cissy, your own sister? You wouldn’t — ” + +“There is nothing I wouldn’t do anymore!” Narcissa +breathed, a note of hysteria in her voice, and as she +brought down the wand like a knife, there was +another flash of light. Bella let go of her sister’s arm +as though burned. + + + +Page | 24 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Narcisscd” + + + +But Narcissa had rushed ahead. Rubbing her hand, +her pursuer followed again, keeping her distance now, +as they moved deeper into the deserted labyrinth of +brick houses. At last, Narcissa hurried up a street +named Spinner’s End, over which the towering mill +chimney seemed to hover like a giant admonitory +finger. Her footsteps echoed on the cobbles as she +passed boarded and broken windows, until she +reached the very last house, where a dim light +glimmered through the curtains in a downstairs +room. + +She had knocked on the door before Bella, cursing +under her breath, had caught up. Together they stood +waiting, panting slightly, breathing in the smell of the +dirty river that was carried to them on the night +breeze. After a few seconds, they heard movement +behind the door and it opened a crack. A sliver of a +man could be seen looking out at them, a man with +long black hair parted in curtains around a sallow +face and black eyes. + +Narcissa threw back her hood. She was so pale that +she seemed to shine in the darkness; the long blonde +hair streaming down her back gave her the look of a +drowned person. + +“Narcissa!” said the man, opening the door a little +wider, so that the light fell upon her and her sister +too. “What a pleasant surprise!” + +“Severus,” she said in a strained whisper. “May I +speak to you? It’s urgent.” + +“But of course.” + + + +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He stood back to allow her to pass him into the +house. Her still-hooded sister followed without +invitation. + +“Snape,” she said curtly as she passed him. + +“Bellatrix,” he replied, his thin mouth curling into a +slightly mocking smile as he closed the door with a +snap behind them. + +They had stepped directly into a tiny sitting room, +which had the feeling of a dark, padded cell. The walls +were completely covered in books, most of them +bound in old black or brown leather; a threadbare +sofa, an old armchair, and a rickety table stood +grouped together in a pool of dim light cast by a +candle-filled lamp hung from the ceiling. The place +had an air of neglect, as though it was not usually +inhabited. + +Snape gestured Narcissa to the sofa. She threw off +her cloak, cast it aside, and sat down, staring at her +white and trembling hands clasped in her lap. + +Bellatrix lowered her hood more slowly. Dark as her +sister was fair, with heavily lidded eyes and a strong +jaw, she did not take her gaze from Snape as she +moved to stand behind Narcissa. + +“So, what can I do for you?” Snape asked, settling +himself in the armchair opposite the two sisters. + +“We ... we are alone, aren’t we?” Narcissa asked +quietly. + +“Yes, of course. Well, Wormtail’s here, but we’re not +counting vermin, are we?” + +He pointed his wand at the wall of books behind him +and with a bang, a hidden door flew open, revealing a + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +narrow staircase upon which a small man stood +frozen. + +“As you have clearly realized, Wormtail, we have +guests,” said Snape lazily. + +The man crept, hunchbacked, down the last few steps +and moved into the room. He had small, watery eyes, +a pointed nose, and wore an unpleasant simper. His +left hand was caressing his right, which looked as +though it was encased in a bright silver glove. + +“Narcissa!” he said, in a squeaky voice. “And Bellatrix! +How charming — ” + +“Wormtail will get us drinks, if you’d like them,” said +Snape. “And then he will return to his bedroom.” + +Wormtail winced as though Snape had thrown +something at him. + +“I am not your servant!” he squeaked, avoiding +Snape ’s eye. + +“Really? I was under the impression that the Dark +Lord placed you here to assist me.” + +“To assist, yes — but not to make you drinks and — +and clean your house!” + +“I had no idea, Wormtail, that you were craving more +dangerous assignments,” said Snape silkily. “This can +be easily arranged: I shall speak to the Dark Lord — ” + +“I can speak to him myself if I want to!” + +“Of course you can,” said Snape, sneering. “But in the +meantime, bring us drinks. Some of the elf-made wine +will do.” + +Page | 27 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wormtail hesitated for a moment, looking as though +he might argue, but then turned and headed through +a second hidden door. They heard banging and a +clinking of glasses. Within seconds he was back, +bearing a dusty bottle and three glasses upon a tray. +He dropped these on the rickety table and scurried +from their presence, slamming the book-covered door +behind him. + +Snape poured out three glasses of bloodred wine and +handed two of them to the sisters. Narcissa +murmured a word of thanks, whilst Bellatrix said +nothing, but continued to glower at Snape. This did +not seem to discompose him; on the contrary, he +looked rather amused. + +“The Dark Lord,” he said, raising his glass and +draining it. + +The sisters copied him. Snape refilled their glasses. + +As Narcissa took her second drink she said in a rush, +“Severus, I’m sorry to come here like this, but I had to +see you. I think you are the only one who can help me + + + +Snape held up a hand to stop her, then pointed his +wand again at the concealed staircase door. There +was a loud bang and a squeal, followed by the sound +of Wormtail scurrying back up the stairs. + +“My apologies,” said Snape. “He has lately taken to +listening at doors, I don’t know what he means by it. + +... You were saying, Narcissa?” + +She took a great, shuddering breath and started +again. + +“Severus, I know I ought not to be here, I have been +told to say nothing to anyone, but — ” + +Page | 28 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Then you ought to hold your tongue!” snarled +Bellatrix. “Particularly in present company!” + +“ ‘Present company’?” repeated Snape sardonically. +“And what am I to understand by that, Bellatrix?” + +“That I don’t trust you, Snape, as you very well +know!” + +Narcissa let out a noise that might have been a dry +sob and covered her face with her hands. Snape set +his glass down upon the table and sat back again, his +hands upon the arms of his chair, smiling into +Bellatrix’s glowering face. + +“Narcissa, I think we ought to hear what Bellatrix is +bursting to say; it will save tedious interruptions. + +Well, continue, Bellatrix,” said Snape. “Why is it that +you do not trust me?” + +“A hundred reasons!” she said loudly, striding out +from behind the sofa to slam her glass upon the table. +“Where to start! Where were you when the Dark Lord +fell? Why did you never make any attempt to find him +when he vanished? What have you been doing all +these years that you’ve lived in Dumbledore’s pocket? +Why did you stop the Dark Lord procuring the +Sorcerer’s Stone? Why did you not return at once +when the Dark Lord was reborn? Where were you a +few weeks ago when we battled to retrieve the +prophecy for the Dark Lord? And why, Snape, is +Harry Potter still alive, when you have had him at +your mercy for five years?” + +She paused, her chest rising and falling rapidly, the +color high in her cheeks. Behind her, Narcissa sat +motionless, her face still hidden in her hands. + +Snape smiled. + +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Before I answer you — oh yes, Bellatrix, I am going +to answer! You can carry my words back to the others +who whisper behind my back, and carry false tales of +my treachery to the Dark Lord! Before I answer you, I +say, let me ask a question in turn. Do you really think +that the Dark Lord has not asked me each and every +one of those questions? And do you really think that, +had I not been able to give satisfactory answers, I +would be sitting here talking to you?” + +She hesitated. + +“I know he believes you, but ...” + +“You think he is mistaken? Or that I have somehow +hoodwinked him? Fooled the Dark Lord, the greatest +wizard, the most accomplished Legilimens the world +has ever seen?” + +Bellatrix said nothing, but looked, for the first time, a +little discomfited. Snape did not press the point. He +picked up his drink again, sipped it, and continued, +“You ask where I was when the Dark Lord fell. I was +where he had ordered me to be, at Hogwarts School of +Witchcraft and Wizardry, because he wished me to +spy upon Albus Dumbledore. You know, I presume, +that it was on the Dark Lord’s orders that I took up +the post?” + +She nodded almost imperceptibly and then opened +her mouth, but Snape forestalled her. + +“You ask why I did not attempt to find him when he +vanished. For the same reason that Avery, Yaxley, the +Carrows, Greyback, Lucius” — he inclined his head +slightly to Narcissa — “and many others did not +attempt to find him. I believed him finished. I am not +proud of it, I was wrong, but there it is. ... If he had + + + +Page | 30 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +not forgiven we who lost faith at that time, he would +have very few followers left.” + +“He’d have me!” said Bellatrix passionately. “I, who +spent many years in Azkaban for him!” + +“Yes, indeed, most admirable,” said Snape in a bored +voice. “Of course, you weren’t a lot of use to him in +prison, but the gesture was undoubtedly fine — ” + +“Gesture!” she shrieked; in her fury she looked +slightly mad. “While I endured the dementors, you +remained at Hogwarts, comfortably playing +Dumbledore’s pet!” + +“Not quite,” said Snape calmly. “He wouldn’t give me +the Defense Against the Dark Arts job, you know. +Seemed to think it might, ah, bring about a relapse . . . +tempt me into my old ways.” + +“This was your sacrifice for the Dark Lord, not to +teach your favorite subject?” she jeered. “Why did you +stay there all that time, Snape? Still spying on +Dumbledore for a master you believed dead?” + +“Hardly,” said Snape, “although the Dark Lord is +pleased that I never deserted my post: I had sixteen +years of information on Dumbledore to give him when +he returned, a rather more useful welcome-back +present than endless reminiscences of how +unpleasant Azkaban is. ...” + +“But you stayed — ” + +“Yes, Bellatrix, I stayed,” said Snape, betraying a hint +of impatience for the first time. “I had a comfortable +job that I preferred to a stint in Azkaban. They were +rounding up the Death Eaters, you know. +Dumbledore’s protection kept me out of jail; it was +Page | 31 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +most convenient and I used it. I repeat: The Dark +Lord does not complain that I stayed, so I do not see +why you do. + +“I think you next wanted to know,” he pressed on, a +little more loudly, for Bellatrix showed every sign of +interrupting, “why I stood between the Dark Lord and +the Sorcerer’s Stone. That is easily answered. He did +not know whether he could trust me. He thought, like +you, that I had turned from faithful Death Eater to +Dumbledore’s stooge. He was in a pitiable condition, +very weak, sharing the body of a mediocre wizard. He +did not dare reveal himself to a former ally if that ally +might turn him over to Dumbledore or the Ministry. I +deeply regret that he did not trust me. He would have +returned to power three years sooner. As it was, I saw +only greedy and unworthy Quirrell attempting to steal +the stone and, I admit, I did all I could to thwart him.” + +Bellatrix’s mouth twisted as though she had taken an +unpleasant dose of medicine. + +“But you didn’t return when he came back, you didn’t +fly back to him at once when you felt the Dark Mark +burn — ” + +“Correct. I returned two hours later. I returned on +Dumbledore’s orders.” + +“On Dumbledore’s — ?” she began, in tones of +outrage. + +“Think!” said Snape, impatient again. “Think! By +waiting two hours, just two hours, I ensured that I +could remain at Hogwarts as a spy! By allowing +Dumbledore to think that I was only returning to the +Dark Lord’s side because I was ordered to, I have +been able to pass information on Dumbledore and the +Order of the Phoenix ever since! Consider, Bellatrix: +Page | 32 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Dark Mark had been growing stronger for +months. I knew he must be about to return, all the +Death Eaters knew! I had plenty of time to think +about what I wanted to do, to plan my next move, to +escape like Karkaroff, didn’t I? + +“The Dark Lord’s initial displeasure at my lateness +vanished entirely, I assure you, when I explained that +I remained faithful, although Dumbledore thought I +was his man. Yes, the Dark Lord thought that I had +left him forever, but he was wrong.” + +“But what use have you been?” sneered Bellatrix. +“What useful information have we had from you?” + +“My information has been conveyed directly to the +Dark Lord,” said Snape. “If he chooses not to share it +with you — ” + +“He shares everything with me!” said Bellatrix, firing +up at once. “He calls me his most loyal, his most +faithful — ” + +“Does he?” said Snape, his voice delicately inflected to +suggest his disbelief. “Does he still, after the fiasco at +the Ministry?” + +“That was not my fault!” said Bellatrix, flushing. “The +Dark Lord has, in the past, entrusted me with his +most precious — if Lucius hadn’t — ” + +“Don’t you dare — don’t you dare blame my +husband!” said Narcissa, in a low and deadly voice, +looking up at her sister. + +“There is no point apportioning blame,” said Snape +smoothly. “What is done, is done.” + + + +Page | 33 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But not by you!” said Bellatrix furiously. “No, you +were once again absent while the rest of us ran +dangers, were you not, Snape?” + +“My orders were to remain behind,” said Snape. +“Perhaps you disagree with the Dark Lord, perhaps +you think that Dumbledore would not have noticed if +I had joined forces with the Death Eaters to fight the +Order of the Phoenix? And — forgive me — you speak +of dangers ... you were facing six teenagers, were you +not?” + +“They were joined, as you very well know, by half of +the Order before long!” snarled Bellatrix. “And, while +we are on the subject of the Order, you still claim you +cannot reveal the whereabouts of their headquarters, +don’t you?” + +“I am not the Secret-Keeper; I cannot speak the name +of the place. You understand how the enchantment +works, I think? The Dark Lord is satisfied with the +information I have passed him on the Order. It led, as +perhaps you have guessed, to the recent capture and +murder of Emmeline Vance, and it certainly helped +dispose of Sirius Black, though I give you full credit +for finishing him off.” + +He inclined his head and toasted her. Her expression +did not soften. + +“You are avoiding my last question, Snape. Harry +Potter. You could have killed him at any point in the +past five years. You have not done it. Why?” + +“Have you discussed this matter with the Dark Lord?” +asked Snape. + +“He ... lately, we ... I am asking you, Snape!” + + + +Page | 34 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If I had murdered Harry Potter, the Dark Lord could +not have used his blood to regenerate, making him +invincible — ” + +“You claim you foresaw his use of the boy!” she +jeered. + +“I do not claim it; I had no idea of his plans; I have +already confessed that I thought the Dark Lord dead. + +I am merely trying to explain why the Dark Lord is +not sorry that Potter survived, at least until a year +ago. ...” + +“But why did you keep him alive?” + +“Have you not understood me? It was only +Dumbledore’s protection that was keeping me out of +Azkaban! Do you disagree that murdering his favorite +student might have turned him against me? But there +was more to it than that. I should remind you that +when Potter first arrived at Hogwarts there were still +many stories circulating about him, rumors that he +himself was a great Dark wizard, which was how he +had survived the Dark Lord���s attack. Indeed, many of +the Dark Lord’s old followers thought Potter might be +a standard around which we could all rally once +more. I was curious, I admit it, and not at all inclined +to murder him the moment he set foot in the castle. + +“Of course, it became apparent to me very quickly +that he had no extraordinary talent at all. He has +fought his way out of a number of tight corners by a +simple combination of sheer luck and more talented +friends. He is mediocre to the last degree, though as +obnoxious and self-satisfied as was his father before +him. I have done my utmost to have him thrown out +of Hogwarts, where I believe he scarcely belongs, but +kill him, or allow him to be killed in front of me? I + + + +Page | 35 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +would have been a fool to risk it with Dumbledore +close at hand.” + +“And through all this we are supposed to believe +Dumbledore has never suspected you?” asked +Bellatrix. “He has no idea of your true allegiance, he +trusts you implicitly still?” + +“I have played my part well,” said Snape. “And you +overlook Dumbledore’s greatest weakness: He has to +believe the best of people. I spun him a tale of deepest +remorse when I joined his staff, fresh from my Death +Eater days, and he embraced me with open arms — +though, as I say, never allowing me nearer the Dark +Arts than he could help. Dumbledore has been a +great wizard — oh yes, he has,” (for Bellatrix had +made a scathing noise), “the Dark Lord acknowledges +it. I am pleased to say, however, that Dumbledore is +growing old. The duel with the Dark Lord last month +shook him. He has since sustained a serious injury +because his reactions are slower than they once were. +But through all these years, he has never stopped +trusting Severus Snape, and therein lies my great +value to the Dark Lord.” + +Bellatrix still looked unhappy, though she appeared +unsure how best to attack Snape next. Taking +advantage of her silence, Snape turned to her sister. + +“Now ... you came to ask me for help, Narcissa?” + +Narcissa looked up at him, her face eloquent with +despair. + +“Yes, Severus. I — I think you are the only one who +can help me, I have nowhere else to turn. Lucius is in +jail and ...” + + + +Page | 36 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She closed her eyes and two large tears seeped from +beneath her eyelids. + +“The Dark Lord has forbidden me to speak of it,” +Narcissa continued, her eyes still closed. “He wishes +none to know of the plan. It is ... very secret. But — ” + +“If he has forbidden it, you ought not to speak,” said +Snape at once. “The Dark Lord’s word is law.” + +Narcissa gasped as though he had doused her with +cold water. Bellatrix looked satisfied for the first time +since she had entered the house. + +“There!” she said triumphantly to her sister. “Even +Snape says so: You were told not to talk, so hold your +silence!” + +But Snape had gotten to his feet and strode to the +small window, peered through the curtains at the +deserted street, then closed them again with a jerk. + +He turned around to face Narcissa, frowning. + +“It so happens that I know of the plan,” he said in a +low voice. “I am one of the few the Dark Lord has told. +Nevertheless, had I not been in on the secret, + +Narcissa, you would have been guilty of great +treachery to the Dark Lord.” + +“I thought you must know about it!” said Narcissa, +breathing more freely. “He trusts you so, Severus. ...” + +“You know about the plan?” said Bellatrix, her fleeting +expression of satisfaction replaced by a look of +outrage. “ You know?” + +“Certainly,” said Snape. “But what help do you +require, Narcissa? If you are imagining I can persuade + + + +Page | 37 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the Dark Lord to change his mind, I am afraid there is +no hope, none at all.” + +“Severus,” she whispered, tears sliding down her pale +cheeks. “My son ... my only son ...” + +“Draco should be proud,” said Bellatrix indifferently. +“The Dark Lord is granting him a great honor. And I +will say this for Draco: He isn’t shrinking away from +his duty, he seems glad of a chance to prove himself, +excited at the prospect — ” + +Narcissa began to cry in earnest, gazing beseechingly +all the while at Snape. + +“That’s because he is sixteen and has no idea what +lies in store! Why, Severus? Why my son? It is too +dangerous! This is vengeance for Lucius’s mistake, I +know it!” + +Snape said nothing. He looked away from the sight of +her tears as though they were indecent, but he could +not pretend not to hear her. + +“That’s why he’s chosen Draco, isn’t it?” she +persisted. “To punish Lucius?” + +“If Draco succeeds,” said Snape, still looking away +from her, “he will be honored above all others.” + +“But he won’t succeed!” sobbed Narcissa. “How can +he, when the Dark Lord himself — ?” + +Bellatrix gasped; Narcissa seemed to lose her nerve. + +“I only meant ... that nobody has yet succeeded. ... +Severus ... please ... You are, you have always been, +Draco’s favorite teacher. ... You are Lucius’s old +friend. ... I beg you. ... You are the Dark Lord’s + +Page | 38 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +favorite, his most trusted advisor. ... Will you speak to +him, persuade him — ?” + +“The Dark Lord will not be persuaded, and I am not +stupid enough to attempt it,” said Snape flatly. “I +cannot pretend that the Dark Lord is not angry with +Lucius. Lucius was supposed to be in charge. He got +himself captured, along with how many others, and +failed to retrieve the prophecy into the bargain. Yes, +the Dark Lord is angry, Narcissa, very angry indeed.” + +“Then I am right, he has chosen Draco in revenge!” +choked Narcissa. “He does not mean him to succeed, +he wants him to be killed trying!” + +When Snape said nothing, Narcissa seemed to lose +what little self-restraint she still possessed. Standing +up, she staggered to Snape and seized the front of his +robes. Her face close to his, her tears falling onto his +chest, she gasped, “You could do it. You could do it +instead of Draco, Severus. You would succeed, of +course you would, and he would reward you beyond +all of us — ” + +Snape caught hold of her wrists and removed her +clutching hands. Looking down into her tears tained +face, he said slowly, “He intends me to do it in the +end, I think. But he is determined that Draco should +try first. You see, in the unlikely event that Draco +succeeds, I shall be able to remain at Hogwarts a little +longer, fulfilling my useful role as spy.” + +“In other words, it doesn’t matter to him if Draco is +killed!” + +“The Dark Lord is very angry,” repeated Snape +quietly. “He failed to hear the prophecy. You know as +well as I do, Narcissa, that he does not forgive easily.” + + + +Page | 39 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She crumpled, falling at his feet, sobbing and +moaning on the floor. + + + +“My only son ... my only son ...” + +“You should be proud!” said Bellatrix ruthlessly. “If I +had sons, I would be glad to give them up to the +service of the Dark Lord!” + +Narcissa gave a little scream of despair and clutched +at her long blonde hair. Snape stooped, seized her by +the arms, lifted her up, and steered her back onto the +sofa. He then poured her more wine and forced the +glass into her hand. + +“Narcissa, that’s enough. Drink this. Listen to me.” + +She quieted a little; slopping wine down herself, she +took a shaky sip. + +“It might be possible ... for me to help Draco.” + +She sat up, her face paper-white, her eyes huge. + +“Severus — oh, Severus — you would help him? + +Would you look after him, see he comes to no harm?” + +“I can try.” + +She flung away her glass; it skidded across the table +as she slid off the sofa into a kneeling position at +Snape ’s feet, seized his hand in both of hers, and +pressed her lips to it. + +“If you are there to protect him ... Severus, will you +swear it? Will you make the Unbreakable Vow?” + +“The Unbreakable Vow?” + +Page | 40 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape’s expression was blank, unreadable. Bellatrix, +however, let out a cackle of triumphant laughter. + +“Aren’t you listening, Narcissa? Oh, he’ll try, I’m sure. +... The usual empty words, the usual slithering out of +action ... oh, on the Dark Lord’s orders, of course!” + +Snape did not look at Bellatrix. His black eyes were +fixed upon Narcissa’s tear-filled blue ones as she +continued to clutch his hand. + +“Certainly, Narcissa, I shall make the Unbreakable +Vow,” he said quietly. “Perhaps your sister will +consent to be our Bonder.” + +Bellatrix’s mouth fell open. Snape lowered himself so +that he was kneeling opposite Narcissa. Beneath +Bellatrix’s astonished gaze, they grasped right hands. + +“You will need your wand, Bellatrix,” said Snape +coldly. + +She drew it, still looking astonished. + +“And you will need to move a little closer,” he said. + +She stepped forward so that she stood over them, and +placed the tip of her wand on their linked hands. + +Narcissa spoke. + +“Will you, Severus, watch over my son, Draco, as he +attempts to fulfill the Dark Lord’s wishes?” + +“I will,” said Snape. + +A thin tongue of brilliant flame issued from the wand +and wound its way around their hands like a red-hot +wire. + +Page | 41 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And will you, to the best of your ability, protect him +from harm?” + +“I will,” said Snape. + +A second tongue of flame shot from the wand and +interlinked with the first, making a fine, glowing +chain. + +“And, should it prove necessary ... if it seems Draco +will fail ...” whispered Narcissa (Snape’s hand +twitched within hers, but he did not draw away), “will +you carry out the deed that the Dark Lord has +ordered Draco to perform?” + +There was a moment’s silence. Bellatrix watched, her +wand upon their clasped hands, her eyes wide. + +“I will,” said Snape. + +Bellatrix’s astounded face glowed red in the blaze of a +third tongue of flame, which shot from the wand, +twisted with the others, and bound itself thickly +around their clasped hands, like a rope, like a fiery +snake. + + + +Page | 42 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +3 + + + + +WILL AND WON’T + +Harry Potter was snoring loudly. He had been sitting +in a chair beside his bedroom window for the best +part of four hours, staring out at the darkening street, +and had finally fallen asleep with one side of his face +pressed against the cold windowpane, his glasses +askew and his mouth wide open. The misty fug his +breath had left on the window sparkled in the orange +glare of the streetlamp outside, and the artificial light +drained his face of all color, so that he looked ghostly +beneath his shock of untidy black hair. + +The room was strewn with various possessions and a +good smattering of rubbish. Owl feathers, apple cores, +and sweet wrappers littered the floor, a number of +spellbooks lay higgledy-piggledy among the tangled +robes on his bed, and a mess of newspapers sat in a +puddle of light on his desk. The headline of one +blared: + +HARRY POTTER: THE CHOSEN ONE? + + + +Page | 43 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +Rumors continue to fly about the mysterious recent +disturbance at the Ministry of Magic, during which +He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was sighted once more. + +“We’re not allowed to talk about it, don’t ask me +anything,” said one agitated Obliviator, who refused +to give his name as he left the Ministry last night. + +Nevertheless, highly placed sources within the +Ministry have confirmed that the disturbance +centered on the fabled Hall of Prophecy. + +Though Ministry spokeswizards have hitherto refused +even to confirm the existence of such a place, a +growing number of the Wizarding community believe +that the Death Eaters now serving sentences in +Azkaban for trespass and attempted theft were +attempting to steal a prophecy. The nature of that +prophecy is unknown, although speculation is rife +that it concerns Harry Potter, the only person ever +known to have survived the Killing Curse, and who is +also known to have been at the Ministry on the night +in question. Some are going so far as to call Potter +“the Chosen One,” believing that the prophecy names +him as the only one who will be able to rid us of He- +Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. + +The current whereabouts of the prophecy, if it exists, +are unknown, although (ctd. page 2, column 5) + +A second newspaper lay beside the first. This one bore +the headline: + +SCRIMGEOUR SUCCEEDS FUDGE + +Most of this front page was taken up with a large +black-and-white picture of a man with a lionlike mane +of thick hair and a rather ravaged face. The picture +was moving — the man was waving at the ceiling. + +Page | 44 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Rufus Scrimgeour, previously Head of the Auror office +in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, has +succeeded Cornelius Fudge as Minister of Magic. The +appointment has largely been greeted with +enthusiasm by the Wizarding community, though +rumors of a rift between the new Minister and Albus +Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the +Wizengamot, surfaced within hours of Scrimgeour +taking office. + +Scrimgeour’s representatives admitted that he had met +with Dumbledore at once upon taking possession of the +top job, but refused to comment on the topics under +discussion. Albus Dumbledore is known to (ctd. page +3, column 2) + +To the left of this paper sat another, which had been +folded so that a story bearing the title MINISTRY +GUARANTEES STUDENTS’ SAFETY was visible. + +Newly appointed Minister of Magic, Rufus +Scrimgeour, spoke today of the tough new measures +taken by his Ministry to ensure the safety of students +returning to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry this autumn. + +“For obvious reasons, the Ministry will not be going +into detail about its stringent new security plans,” +said the Minister, although an insider confirmed that +measures include defensive spells and charms, a +complex array of countercurses, and a small task +force of Aurors dedicated solely to the protection of +Hogwarts School. + +Most seem reassured by the new Minister’s tough +stand on student safety. Said Mrs. Augusta +Longbottom, “My grandson, Neville — a good friend of +Harry Potter’s, incidentally, who fought the Death +Eaters alongside him at the Ministry in June and — +Page | 45 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the rest of this story was obscured by the large +birdcage standing on top of it. Inside it was a +magnificent snowy owl. Her amber eyes surveyed the +room imperiously, her head swiveling occasionally to +gaze at her snoring master. Once or twice she clicked +her beak impatiently, but Harry was too deeply asleep +to hear her. + +A large trunk stood in the very middle of the room. Its +lid was open; it looked expectant; yet it was almost +empty but for a residue of old underwear, sweets, +empty ink bottles, and broken quills that coated the +very bottom. Nearby, on the floor, lay a purple leaflet +emblazoned with the words: + +— ISSUED ON BEHALF OF — + +THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC + +PROTECTING YOUR HOME AND FAMILY + +AGAINST DARK FORCES + +The Wizarding community is currently under threat +from an organization calling itself the Death Eaters. +Observing the following simple security guidelines will +help protect you, your family, and your home from +attack. + +1. You are advised not to leave the house alone. + +2. Particular care should be taken during the +hours of darkness. Wherever possible, arrange to +complete journeys before night has fallen. + +3. Review the security arrangements around your +house, making sure that all family members are +aware of emergency measures such as Shield and + + + +Page | 46 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Disillusionment Charms, and, in the case of underage +family members, Side-Along-Apparition. + +4. Agree on security questions with close friends +and family so as to detect Death Eaters masquerading +as others by use of the Polyjuice Potion (see page 2). + +5. Should you feel that a family member, +colleague, friend, or neighbor is acting in a strange +manner, contact the Magical Law Enforcement Squad +at once. They may have been put under the Imperius +Curse (see page 4). + +6. Should the Dark Mark appear over any dwelling +place or other building, DO NOT ENTER, but contact +the Auror office immediately. + +7. Unconfirmed sightings suggest that the Death +Eaters may now be using Inferi (see page 10). Any +sighting of an Inferius, or encounter with same, +should be reported to the Ministry IMMEDIATELY. + +Harry grunted in his sleep and his face slid down the +window an inch or so, making his glasses still more +lopsided, but he did not wake up. An alarm clock, +repaired by Harry several years ago, ticked loudly on +the sill, showing one minute to eleven. Beside it, held +in place by Harry’s relaxed hand, was a piece of +parchment covered in thin, slanting writing. Harry +had read this letter so often since its arrival three +days ago that although it had been delivered in a +tightly furled scroll, it now lay quite flat. + +Dear Harry, + +If it is convenient to you, I shall call at number four, +Privet Drive this coming Friday at eleven p.m. to escort +you to the Burrow, where you have been invited to +spend the remainder of your school holidays. + +Page | 47 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +If you are agreeable, I should also be glad of your +assistance in a matter to which I hope to attend on the +way to the Burrow. I shall explain this more fully when +I see you. + +Kindly send your answer by return of this owl. Hoping +to see you this Friday, + +I am, yours most sincerely, + +Albus Dumbledore + +Though he already knew it by heart, Harry had been +stealing glances at this missive every few minutes +since seven o’clock that evening, when he had first +taken up his position beside his bedroom window, +which had a reasonable view of both ends of Privet +Drive. He knew it was pointless to keep rereading +Dumbledore ’s words; Harry had sent back his “yes” +with the delivering owl, as requested, and all he could +do now was wait: Either Dumbledore was going to +come, or he was not. + +But Harry had not packed. It just seemed too good to +be true that he was going to be rescued from the +Dursleys after a mere fortnight of their company. He +could not shrug off the feeling that something was +going to go wrong — his reply to Dumbledore ’s letter +might have gone astray; Dumbledore could be +prevented from collecting him; the letter might turn +out not to be from Dumbledore at all, but a trick or +joke or trap. Harry had not been able to face packing +and then being let down and having to unpack again. +The only gesture he had made to the possibility of a +journey was to shut his snowy owl, Hedwig, safely in +her cage. + + + +Page | 48 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The minute hand on the alarm clock reached the +number twelve and, at that precise moment, the +streetlamp outside the window went out. + +Harry awoke as though the sudden darkness were an +alarm. Hastily straightening his glasses and +unsticking his cheek from the glass, he pressed his +nose against the window instead and squinted down +at the pavement. A tall figure in a long, billowing +cloak was walking up the garden path. + +Harry jumped up as though he had received an +electric shock, knocked over his chair, and started +snatching anything and everything within reach from +the floor and throwing it into the trunk. Even as he +lobbed a set of robes, two spellbooks, and a packet of +crisps across the room, the doorbell rang. Downstairs +in the living room his Uncle Vernon shouted, “Who +the blazes is calling at this time of night?” + +Harry froze with a brass telescope in one hand and a +pair of trainers in the other. He had completely +forgotten to warn the Dursleys that Dumbledore +might be coming. Feeling both panicky and close to +laughter, he clambered over the trunk and wrenched +open his bedroom door in time to hear a deep voice +say, “Good evening. You must be Mr. Dursley. I +daresay Harry has told you I would be coming for +him?” + +Harry ran down the stairs two at a time, coming to an +abrupt halt several steps from the bottom, as long +experience had taught him to remain out of arm’s +reach of his uncle whenever possible. There in the +doorway stood a tall, thin man with waist-length +silver hair and beard. Half-moon spectacles were +perched on his crooked nose, and he was wearing a +long black traveling cloak and a pointed hat. Vernon +Dursley, whose mustache was quite as bushy as +Page | 49 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore ’s, though black, and who was wearing a +puce dressing gown, was staring at the visitor as +though he could not believe his tiny eyes. + +“Judging by your look of stunned disbelief, Harry did +not warn you that I was coming,” said Dumbledore +pleasantly. “However, let us assume that you have +invited me warmly into your house. It is unwise to +linger overlong on doorsteps in these troubled times.” + +He stepped smartly over the threshold and closed the +front door behind him. + +“It is a long time since my last visit,” said +Dumbledore, peering down his crooked nose at Uncle +Vernon. “I must say, your agapanthus are +flourishing.” + +Vernon Dursley said nothing at all. Harry did not +doubt that speech would return to him, and soon — +the vein pulsing in his uncle’s temple was reaching +danger point — but something about Dumbledore +seemed to have robbed him temporarily of breath. It +might have been the blatant wizardishness of his +appearance, but it might, too, have been that even +Uncle Vernon could sense that here was a man whom +it would be very difficult to bully. + +“Ah, good evening Harry,” said Dumbledore, looking +up at him through his half-moon glasses with a most +satisfied expression. “Excellent, excellent.” + +These words seemed to rouse Uncle Vernon. It was +clear that as far as he was concerned, any man who +could look at Harry and say “excellent” was a man +with whom he could never see eye to eye. + +“I don’t mean to be rude — ” he began, in a tone that +threatened rudeness in every syllable. + +Page | 50 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly +often,” Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely. +“Best to say nothing at all, my dear man. Ah, and this +must be Petunia.” + +The kitchen door had opened, and there stood Harry’s +aunt, wearing rubber gloves and a housecoat over her +nightdress, clearly halfway through her usual pre- +bedtime wipe-down of all the kitchen surfaces. Her +rather horsey face registered nothing but shock. + +“Albus Dumbledore,” said Dumbledore, when Uncle +Vernon failed to effect an introduction. “We have +corresponded, of course.” Harry thought this an odd +way of reminding Aunt Petunia that he had once sent +her an exploding letter, but Aunt Petunia did not +challenge the term. “And this must be your son, +Dudley?” + +Dudley had that moment peered round the living +room door. His large, blond head rising out of the +stripy collar of his pajamas looked oddly disembodied, +his mouth gaping in astonishment and fear. +Dumbledore waited a moment or two, apparently to +see whether any of the Dursleys were going to say +anything, but as the silence stretched on he smiled. + +“Shall we assume that you have invited me into your +sitting room? + +Dudley scrambled out of the way as Dumbledore +passed him. Harry, still clutching the telescope and +trainers, jumped the last few stairs and followed +Dumbledore, who had settled himself in the armchair +nearest the fire and was taking in the surroundings +with an expression of benign interest. He looked quite +extraordinarily out of place. + + + +Page | 51 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Aren’t — aren’t we leaving, sir?” Harry asked +anxiously. + +“Yes, indeed we are, but there are a few matters we +need to discuss first,” said Dumbledore. “And I would +prefer not to do so in the open. We shall trespass +upon your aunt and uncle’s hospitality only a little +longer.” + +“You will, will you?” + +Vernon Dursley had entered the room, Petunia at his +shoulder, and Dudley skulking behind them both. + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore simply, “I shall.” + +He drew his wand so rapidly that Harry barely saw it; +with a casual flick, the sofa zoomed forward and +knocked the knees out from under all three of the +Dursley s so that they collapsed upon it in a heap. +Another flick of the wand and the sofa zoomed back +to its original position. + +“We may as well be comfortable,” said Dumbledore +pleasantly. + +As he replaced his wand in his pocket, Harry saw that +his hand was blackened and shriveled; it looked as +though his flesh had been burned away. + +“Sir — what happened to your — ?” + +“Later, Harry,” said Dumbledore. “Please sit down.” + +Harry took the remaining armchair, choosing not to +look at the Dursleys, who seemed stunned into +silence. + + + +Page | 52 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I would assume that you were going to offer me +refreshment,” Dumbledore said to Uncle Vernon, “but +the evidence so far suggests that that would be +optimistic to the point of foolishness.” + +A third twitch of the wand, and a dusty bottle and five +glasses appeared in midair. The bottle tipped and +poured a generous measure of honey-colored liquid +into each of the glasses, which then floated to each +person in the room. + +“Madam Rosmerta’s finest oak-matured mead,” said +Dumbledore, raising his glass to Harry, who caught +hold of his own and sipped. He had never tasted +anything like it before, but enjoyed it immensely. The +Dursleys, after quick, scared looks at one another, +tried to ignore their glasses completely, a difficult feat, +as they were nudging them gently on the sides of their +heads. Harry could not suppress a suspicion that +Dumbledore was rather enjoying himself. + +“Well, Harry,” said Dumbledore, turning toward him, +“a difficulty has arisen which I hope you will be able +to solve for us. By us, I mean the Order of the +Phoenix. But first of all I must tell you that Sirius’s +will was discovered a week ago and that he left you +everything he owned.” + +Over on the sofa, Uncle Vernon’s head turned, but +Harry did not look at him, nor could he think of +anything to say except, “Oh. Right.” + +“This is, in the main, fairly straightforward,” +Dumbledore went on. “You add a reasonable amount +of gold to your account at Gringotts, and you inherit +all of Sirius’s personal possessions. The slightly +problematic part of the legacy — ” + + + +Page | 53 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“His godfather’s dead?” said Uncle Vernon loudly from +the sofa. Dumbledore and Harry both turned to look +at him. The glass of mead was now knocking quite +insistently on the side of Vernon’s head; he attempted +to beat it away. “He’s dead? His godfather?” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. He did not ask Harry why he +had not confided in the Dursleys. “Our problem,” he +continued to Harry, as if there had been no +interruption, “is that Sirius also left you number +twelve, Grimmauld Place.” + +“He’s been left a house?” said Uncle Vernon greedily, +his small eyes narrowing, but nobody answered him. + +“You can keep using it as headquarters,” said Harry. + +“I don’t care. You can have it, I don’t really want it.” +Harry never wanted to set foot in number twelve, +Grimmauld Place again if he could help it. He thought +he would be haunted forever by the memory of Sirius +prowling its dark musty rooms alone, imprisoned +within the place he had wanted so desperately to +leave. + +“That is generous,” said Dumbledore. “We have, +however, vacated the building temporarily.” + +“Why?” + +“Well,” said Dumbledore, ignoring the mutterings of +Uncle Vernon, who was now being rapped smartly +over the head by the persistent glass of mead, “Black +family tradition decreed that the house was handed +down the direct line, to the next male with the name +of ‘Black. ’ Sirius was the very last of the line as his +younger brother, Regulus, predeceased him and both +were childless. While his will makes it perfectly plain +that he wants you to have the house, it is +nevertheless possible that some spell or enchantment +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +has been set upon the place to ensure that it cannot +be owned by anyone other than a pureblood.” + + + +A vivid image of the shrieking, spitting portrait of +Sirius’s mother that hung in the hall of number +twelve, Grimmauld Place flashed into Harry’s mind. “I +bet there has,” he said. + +“Quite,” said Dumbledore. “And if such an +enchantment exists, then the ownership of the house +is most likely to pass to the eldest of Sirius’s living +relatives, which would mean his cousin, Bellatrix +Lestrange.” + +Without realizing what he was doing, Harry sprang to +his feet; the telescope and trainers in his lap rolled +across the floor. Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius’s killer, +inherit his house? + +“No,” he said. + +“Well, obviously we would prefer that she didn’t get it +either,” said Dumbledore calmly. “The situation is +fraught with complications. We do not know whether +the enchantments we ourselves have placed upon it, +for example, making it Unplottable, will hold now that +ownership has passed from Sirius’s hands. It might +be that Bellatrix will arrive on the doorstep at any +moment. Naturally we had to move out until such +time as we have clarified the position.” + +“But how are you going to find out if I’m allowed to +own it?” + +“Fortunately,” said Dumbledore, “there is a simple +test.” + +He placed his empty glass on a small table beside his +chair, but before he could do anything else, Uncle + +Page | 55 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Vernon shouted, “ Will you get these ruddy things off +us?” + +Harry looked around; all three of the Dursleys were +cowering with their arms over their heads as their +glasses bounced up and down on their skulls, their +contents flying everywhere. + +“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said Dumbledore politely, and he +raised his wand again. All three glasses vanished. + +“But it would have been better manners to drink it, +you know.” + +It looked as though Uncle Vernon was bursting with +any number of unpleasant retorts, but he merely +shrank back into the cushions with Aunt Petunia and +Dudley and said nothing, keeping his small piggy eyes +on Dumbledore ’s wand. + +“You see,” Dumbledore said, turning back to Harry +and again speaking as though Uncle Vernon had not +uttered, “if you have indeed inherited the house, you +have also inherited — ” + +He flicked his wand for a fifth time. There was a loud +crack, and a house-elf appeared, with a snout for a +nose, giant bat’s ears, and enormous bloodshot eyes, +crouching on the Dursleys’ shag carpet and covered +in grimy rags. Aunt Petunia let out a hair-raising +shriek; nothing this filthy had entered her house in +living memory. Dudley drew his large, bare, pink feet +off the floor and sat with them raised almost above +his head, as though he thought the creature might +run up his pajama trousers, and Uncle Vernon +bellowed, “What the hell is that?” + +“Kreacher,” finished Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 56 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Kreacher won’t, Kreacher won’t, Kreacher won’t!” +croaked the house-elf, quite as loudly as Uncle +Vernon, stamping his long, gnarled feet and pulling +his ears. “Kreacher belongs to Miss Bellatrix, oh yes, +Kreacher belongs to the Blacks, Kreacher wants his +new mistress, Kreacher won’t go to the Potter brat, +Kreacher won’t, won’t, won’t — ” + +“As you can see, Harry,” said Dumbledore loudly, over +Kreacher’s continued croaks of “won’t, won’t, won’t,” +“Kreacher is showing a certain reluctance to pass into +your ownership.” + +“I don’t care,” said Harry again, looking with disgust +at the writhing, stamping house-elf. “I don’t want +him.” + +“Won’t, won’t, won’t, won’t — ” + +“You would prefer him to pass into the ownership of +Bellatrix Lestrange? Bearing in mind that he has lived +at the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix for +the past year?” + +“Won’t, won’t, won’t, won’t — ” + +Harry stared at Dumbledore. He knew that Kreacher +could not be permitted to go and live with Bellatrix +Lestrange, but the idea of owning him, of having +responsibility for the creature that had betrayed +Sirius, was repugnant. + +“Give him an order,” said Dumbledore. “If he has +passed into your ownership, he will have to obey. If +not, then we shall have to think of some other means +of keeping him from his rightful mistress.” + +“Won’t, won’t, won’t, WON’T.” + + + +Page | 57 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Kreacher’s voice had risen to a scream. Harry could +think of nothing to say, except, “Kreacher, shut up!” + +It looked for a moment as though Kreacher was going +to choke. He grabbed his throat, his mouth still +working furiously, his eyes bulging. After a few +seconds of frantic gulping, he threw himself face +forward onto the carpet (Aunt Petunia whimpered) +and beat the floor with his hands and feet, giving +himself over to a violent, but entirely silent, tantrum. + +“Well, that simplifies matters,” said Dumbledore +cheerfully. “It seems that Sirius knew what he was +doing. You are the rightful owner of number twelve, +Grimmauld Place and of Kreacher.” + +“Do I — do I have to keep him with me?” Harry asked, +aghast, as Kreacher thrashed around at his feet. + +“Not if you don’t want to,” said Dumbledore. “If I +might make a suggestion, you could send him to +Hogwarts to work in the kitchen there. In that way, +the other house-elves could keep an eye on him.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry in relief, “yeah, I’ll do that. Er — +Kreacher — I want you to go to Hogwarts and work in +the kitchens there with the other house-elves.” + +Kreacher, who was now lying flat on his back with his +arms and legs in the air, gave Harry one upside-down +look of deepest loathing and, with another loud crack, +vanished. + +“Good,” said Dumbledore. “There is also the matter of +the hippogriff, Buckbeak. Hagrid has been looking +after him since Sirius died, but Buckbeak is yours +now, so if you would prefer to make different +arrangements — ” + + + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry at once, “he can stay with Hagrid. I +think Buckbeak would prefer that.” + +“Hagrid will be delighted,” said Dumbledore, smiling. +“He was thrilled to see Buckbeak again. Incidentally, +we have decided, in the interests of Buckbeak’s +safety, to rechristen him ‘Witherwings’ for the time +being, though I doubt that the Ministry would ever +guess he is the hippogriff they once sentenced to +death. Now, Harry, is your trunk packed?” + +“Erm ...” + +“Doubtful that I would turn up?” Dumbledore +suggested shrewdly. + +“I’ll just go and — er — finish off,” said Harry hastily, +hurrying to pick up his fallen telescope and trainers. + +It took him a little over ten minutes to track down +everything he needed; at last he had managed to +extract his Invisibility Cloak from under the bed, +screwed the top back on his jar of color-change ink, +and forced the lid of his trunk shut on his cauldron. +Then, heaving his trunk in one hand and holding +Hedwig’s cage in the other, he made his way back +downstairs. + +He was disappointed to discover that Dumbledore was +not waiting in the hall, which meant that he had to +return to the living room. + +Nobody was talking. Dumbledore was humming +quietly, apparently quite at his ease, but the +atmosphere was thicker than cold custard, and Harry +did not dare look at the Dursleys as he said, + +“Professor — I’m ready now.” + + + +Page | 59 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good,” said Dumbledore. “Just one last thing, then.” +And he turned to speak to the Dursleys once more. + +“As you will no doubt be aware, Harry comes of age in +a year’s time — ” + +“No,” said Aunt Petunia, speaking for the first time +since Dumbledore’s arrival. + +“I’m sorry?” said Dumbledore politely. + +“No, he doesn’t. He’s a month younger than Dudley, +and Dudders doesn’t turn eighteen until the year after +next.” + +“Ah,” said Dumbledore pleasantly, “but in the +Wizarding world, we come of age at seventeen.” + +Uncle Vernon muttered, “Preposterous,” but +Dumbledore ignored him. + +“Now, as you already know, the wizard called Lord +Voldemort has returned to this country. The +Wizarding community is currently in a state of open +warfare. Harry, whom Lord Voldemort has already +attempted to kill on a number of occasions, is in even +greater danger now than the day when I left him upon +your doorstep fifteen years ago, with a letter +explaining about his parents’ murder and expressing +the hope that you would care for him as though he +were your own.” + +Dumbledore paused, and although his voice remained +light and calm, and he gave no obvious sign of anger, +Harry felt a kind of chill emanating from him and +noticed that the Dursleys drew very slightly closer +together. + + + +Page | 60 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You did not do as I asked. You have never treated +Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect +and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be +said is that he has at least escaped the appalling +damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy +sitting between you.” + +Both Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon looked around +instinctively, as though expecting to see someone +other than Dudley squeezed between them. + +“Us — mistreat Dudders? What d’you — ?” began +Uncle Vernon furiously, but Dumbledore raised his +finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he +had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. + +“The magic I evoked fifteen years ago means that +Harry has powerful protection while he can still call +this house ‘home.’ However miserable he has been +here, however unwelcome, however badly treated, you +have at least, grudgingly, allowed him houseroom. +This magic will cease to operate the moment that +Harry turns seventeen; in other words, at the moment +he becomes a man. I ask only this: that you allow +Harry to return, once more, to this house, before his +seventeenth birthday, which will ensure that the +protection continues until that time.” + +None of the Dursleys said anything. Dudley was +frowning slightly, as though he was still trying to +work out when he had ever been mistreated. Uncle +Vernon looked as though he had something stuck in +his throat; Aunt Petunia, however, was oddly flushed. + +“Well, Harry ... time for us to be off,” said Dumbledore +at last, standing up and straightening his long black +cloak. “Until we meet again,” he said to the Dursleys, +who looked as though that moment could wait forever + + + +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +as far as they were concerned, and after doffing his +hat, he swept from the room. + +“Bye,” said Harry hastily to the Dursleys, and followed +Dumbledore, who paused beside Harry’s trunk, upon +which Hedwig’s cage was perched. + +“We do not want to be encumbered by these just +now,” he said, pulling out his wand again. “I shall +send them to the Burrow to await us there. However, I +would like you to bring your Invisibility Cloak ... just +in case.” + +Harry extracted his cloak from his trunk with some +difficulty, trying not to show Dumbledore the mess +within. When he had stuffed it into an inside pocket +of his jacket, Dumbledore waved his wand and the +trunk, cage, and Hedwig vanished. Dumbledore then +waved his wand again, and the front door opened +onto cool, misty darkness. + +“And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and +pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.” + + + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +HORACE SLUGHORN + +Despite the fact that he had spent every waking +moment of the past few days hoping desperately that +Dumbledore would indeed come to fetch him, Harry +felt distinctly awkward as they set off down Privet +Drive together. He had never had a proper +conversation with the headmaster outside of +Hogwarts before; there was usually a desk between +them. The memory of their last face-to-face encounter +kept intruding too, and it rather heightened Harry’s +sense of embarrassment; he had shouted a lot on that +occasion, not to mention done his best to smash +several of Dumbledore ’s most prized possessions. + +Dumbledore, however, seemed completely relaxed. + +“Keep your wand at the ready, Harry,” he said +brightly. + +“But I thought I’m not allowed to use magic outside +school, sir?” + + + +Page | 63 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“If there is an attack,” said Dumbledore, “I give you +permission to use any counterjinx or curse that might +occur to you. However, I do not think you need worry +about being attacked tonight.” + +“Why not, sir?” + +“You are with me,” said Dumbledore simply. “This will +do, Harry.” + +He came to an abrupt halt at the end of Privet Drive. + +“You have not, of course, passed your Apparition +Test,” he said. + +“No,” said Harry. “I thought you had to be seventeen?” + +“You do,” said Dumbledore. “So you will need to hold +on to my arm very tightly. My left, if you don’t mind — +as you have noticed, my wand arm is a little fragile at +the moment.” + +Harry gripped Dumbledore’s proffered forearm. + +“Very good,” said Dumbledore. “Well, here we go.” + +Harry felt Dumbledore’s arm twist away from him and +redoubled his grip; the next thing he knew, everything +went black; he was being pressed very hard from all +directions; he could not breathe, there were iron +bands tightening around his chest; his eyeballs were +being forced back into his head; his eardrums were +being pushed deeper into his skull and then — + +He gulped great lungfuls of cold night air and opened +his streaming eyes. He felt as though he had just +been forced through a very tight rubber tube. It was a +few seconds before he realized that Privet Drive had +vanished. He and Dumbledore were now standing in +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what appeared to be a deserted village square, in the +center of which stood an old war memorial and a few +benches. His comprehension catching up with his +senses, Harry realized that he had just Apparated for +the first time in his life. + +“Are you all right?” asked Dumbledore, looking down +at him solicitously. “The sensation does take some +getting used to.” + +“I’m fine,” said Harry, rubbing his ears, which felt as +though they had left Privet Drive rather reluctantly. +“But I think I might prefer brooms. ...” + +Dumbledore smiled, drew his traveling cloak a little +more tightly around his neck, and said, “This way.” + +He set off at a brisk pace, past an empty inn and a +few houses. According to a clock on a nearby church, +it was almost midnight. + +“So tell me, Harry,” said Dumbledore. “Your scar ... +has it been hurting at all?” + +Harry raised a hand unconsciously to his forehead +and rubbed the lightning-shaped mark. + +“No,” he said, “and IVe been wondering about that. I +thought it would be burning all the time now +Voldemort’s getting so powerful again.” + +He glanced up at Dumbledore and saw that he was +wearing a satisfied expression. + +“I, on the other hand, thought otherwise,” said +Dumbledore. “Lord Voldemort has finally realized the +dangerous access to his thoughts and feelings you +have been enjoying. It appears that he is now +employing Occlumency against you.” + +Page | 65 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I’m not complaining,” said Harry, who missed +neither the disturbing dreams nor the startling +flashes of insight into Voldemort’s mind. + +They turned a corner, passing a telephone box and a +bus shelter. Harry looked sideways at Dumbledore +again. “Professor?” + +“Harry?” + +“Er — where exactly are we?” + +“This, Harry, is the charming village of Budleigh +Babberton.” + +“And what are we doing here?” + +“Ah yes, of course, I haven’t told you,” said +Dumbledore. “Well, I have lost count of the number of +times I have said this in recent years, but we are, +once again, one member of staff short. We are here to +persuade an old colleague of mine to come out of +retirement and return to Hogwarts.” + +“How can I help with that, sir?” + +“Oh, I think we’ll find a use for you,” said Dumbledore +vaguely. “Left here, Harry.” + +They proceeded up a steep, narrow street lined with +houses. All the windows were dark. The odd chill that +had lain over Privet Drive for two weeks persisted here +too. Thinking of dementors, Harry cast a look over his +shoulder and grasped his wand reassuringly in his +pocket. + +“Professor, why couldn’t we just Apparate directly into +your old colleague’s house?” + + + +Page | 66 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down +the front door,” said Dumbledore. “Courtesy dictates +that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying +us entry. In any case, most Wizarding dwellings are +magically protected from unwanted Apparators. At +Hogwarts, for instance — ” + +“ — you can’t Apparate anywhere inside the buildings +or grounds,” said Harry quickly. “Hermione Granger +told me.” + +“And she is quite right. We turn left again.” + +The church clock chimed midnight behind them. + +Harry wondered why Dumbledore did not consider it +rude to call on his old colleague so late, but now that +conversation had been established, he had more +pressing questions to ask. + +“Sir, I saw in the Daily Prophet that Fudge has been +sacked. ...” + +“Correct,” said Dumbledore, now turning up a steep +side street. “He has been replaced, as I am sure you +also saw, by Rufus Scrimgeour, who used to be Head +of the Auror office.” + +“Is he ... Do you think he’s good?” asked Harry. + +“An interesting question,” said Dumbledore. “He is +able, certainly. A more decisive and forceful +personality than Cornelius.” + +“Yes, but I meant — ” + +“I know what you meant. Rufus is a man of action +and, having fought Dark wizards for most of his +working life, does not underestimate Lord Voldemort.” + + + +Page | 67 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry waited, but Dumbledore did not say anything +about the disagreement with Scrimgeour that the +Daily Prophet had reported, and he did not have the +nerve to pursue the subject, so he changed it. “And ... +sir ... I saw about Madam Bones.” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore quietly. “A terrible loss. She +was a great witch. Just up here, I think — ouch.” + +He had pointed with his injured hand. + +“Professor, what happened to your — ?” + +“I have no time to explain now,” said Dumbledore. “It +is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice.” + +He smiled at Harry, who understood that he was not +being snubbed, and that he had permission to keep +asking questions. + +“Sir — I got a Ministry of Magic leaflet by owl, about +security measures we should all take against the +Death Eaters. ...” + +“Yes, I received one myself,” said Dumbledore, still +smiling. “Did you find it useful?” + +“Not really.” + +“No, I thought not. You have not asked me, for +instance, what is my favorite flavor of jam, to check +that I am indeed Professor Dumbledore and not an +impostor.” + +“I didn’t ...” Harry began, not entirely sure whether he +was being reprimanded or not. + +“For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry ... +although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would + +Page | 68 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have been sure to research my own jam preferences +before impersonating myself.” + +“Er ... right,” said Harry. “Well, on that leaflet, it said +something about Inferi. What exactly are they? The +leaflet wasn’t very clear.” + +“They are corpses,” said Dumbledore calmly. “Dead +bodies that have been bewitched to do a Dark +wizard’s bidding. Inferi have not been seen for a long +time, however, not since Voldemort was last powerful. + +. . . He killed enough people to make an army of them, +of course. This is the place, Harry, just here. ...” + +They were nearing a small, neat stone house set in its +own garden. Harry was too busy digesting the horrible +idea of Inferi to have much attention left for anything +else, but as they reached the front gate, Dumbledore +stopped dead and Harry walked into him. + +“Oh dear. Oh dear, dear, dear.” + +Harry followed his gaze up the carefully tended front +path and felt his heart sink. The front door was +hanging off its hinges. + +Dumbledore glanced up and down the street. It +seemed quite deserted. + +“Wand out and follow me, Harry,” he said quietly. + +He opened the gate and walked swiftly and silently up +the garden path, Harry at his heels, then pushed the +front door very slowly, his wand raised and at the +ready. + +“Lumos.” + + + +Page | 69 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore ’s wand tip ignited, casting its light up a +narrow hallway. To the left, another door stood open. +Holding his illuminated wand aloft, Dumbledore +walked into the sitting room with Harry right behind +him. + +A scene of total devastation met their eyes. A +grandfather clock lay splintered at their feet, its face +cracked, its pendulum lying a little farther away like a +dropped sword. A piano was on its side, its keys +strewn across the floor. The wreckage of a fallen +chandelier glittered nearby. Cushions lay deflated, +feathers oozing from slashes in their sides; fragments +of glass and china lay like powder over everything. +Dumbledore raised his wand even higher, so that its +light was thrown upon the walls, where something +darkly red and glutinous was spattered over the +wallpaper. Harry’s small intake of breath made +Dumbledore look around. + +“Not pretty, is it?” he said heavily. “Yes, something +horrible has happened here.” + +Dumbledore moved carefully into the middle of the +room, scrutinizing the wreckage at his feet. Harry +followed, gazing around, half-scared of what he might +see hidden behind the wreck of the piano or the +overturned sofa, but there was no sign of a body. + +“Maybe there was a fight and — and they dragged him +off, Professor?” Harry suggested, trying not to imagine +how badly wounded a man would have to be to leave +those stains spattered halfway up the walls. + +“I don’t think so,” said Dumbledore quietly, peering +behind an overstuffed armchair lying on its side. + +“You mean he’s — ?” + + + +Page | 70 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Still here somewhere? Yes.” + + + +And without warning, Dumbledore swooped, plunging +the tip of his wand into the seat of the overstuffed +armchair, which yelled, “Ouch!” + +“Good evening, Horace,” said Dumbledore, +straightening up again. + +Harry’s jaw dropped. Where a split second before +there had been an armchair, there now crouched an +enormously fat, bald, old man who was massaging his +lower belly and squinting up at Dumbledore with an +aggrieved and watery eye. + +“There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,” +he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. “It hurt.” + +The wandlight sparkled on his shiny pate, his +prominent eyes, his enormous, silver, walruslike +mustache, and the highly polished buttons on the +maroon velvet jacket he was wearing over a pair of +lilac silk pajamas. The top of his head barely reached +Dumbledore ’s chin. + +“What gave it away?” he grunted as he staggered to +his feet, still rubbing his lower belly. He seemed +remarkably unabashed for a man who had just been +discovered pretending to be an armchair. + +“My dear Horace,” said Dumbledore, looking amused, +“if the Death Eaters really had come to call, the Dark +Mark would have been set over the house.” + +The wizard clapped a pudgy hand to his vast +forehead. + +“The Dark Mark,” he muttered. “Knew there was +something ... ah well. Wouldn’t have had time + +Page | 71 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +anyway, I’d only just put the finishing touches to my +upholstery when you entered the room.” + +He heaved a great sigh that made the ends of his +mustache flutter. + +“Would you like my assistance clearing up?” asked +Dumbledore politely. + +“Please,” said the other. + +They stood back to back, the tall thin wizard and the +short round one, and waved their wands in one +identical sweeping motion. + +The furniture flew back to its original places; +ornaments reformed in midair, feathers zoomed into +their cushions; torn books repaired themselves as +they landed upon their shelves; oil lanterns soared +onto side tables and reignited; a vast collection of +splintered silver picture frames flew glittering across +the room and alighted, whole and untarnished, upon +a desk; rips, cracks, and holes healed everywhere, +and the walls wiped themselves clean. + +“What kind of blood was that, incidentally?” asked +Dumbledore loudly over the chiming of the newly +unsmashed grandfather clock. + +“On the walls? Dragon,” shouted the wizard called +Horace, as, with a deafening grinding and tinkling, +the chandelier screwed itself back into the ceiling. + +There was a final plunk from the piano, and silence. + +“Yes, dragon,” repeated the wizard conversationally. +“My last bottle, and prices are sky-high at the +moment. Still, it might be reusable.” + + + +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He stumped over to a small crystal bottle standing on +top of a sideboard and held it up to the light, +examining the thick liquid within. + +“Hmm. Bit dusty.” + +He set the bottle back on the sideboard and sighed. It +was then that his gaze fell upon Harry. + +“Oho,” he said, his large round eyes flying to Harry’s +forehead and the lightning-shaped scar it bore. “Ohol” + +“This,” said Dumbledore, moving forward to make the +introduction, “is Harry Potter. Harry, this is an old +friend and colleague of mine, Horace Slughorn.” + +Slughorn turned on Dumbledore, his expression +shrewd. “So that’s how you thought you’d persuade +me, is it? Well, the answer’s no, Albus.” + +He pushed past Harry, his face turned resolutely +away with the air of a man trying to resist temptation. + +“I suppose we can have a drink, at least?” asked +Dumbledore. “For old time’s sake?” + +Slughorn hesitated. + +“All right then, one drink,” he said ungraciously. + +Dumbledore smiled at Harry and directed him toward +a chair not unlike the one that Slughorn had so +recently impersonated, which stood right beside the +newly burning fire and a brightly glowing oil lamp. +Harry took the seat with the distinct impression that +Dumbledore, for some reason, wanted to keep him as +visible as possible. Certainly when Slughorn, who had +been busy with decanters and glasses, turned to face +the room again, his eyes fell immediately upon Harry. +Page | 73 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hmpf,” he said, looking away quickly as though +frightened of hurting his eyes. “Here — ” He gave a +drink to Dumbledore, who had sat down without +invitation, thrust the tray at Harry, and then sank +into the cushions of the repaired sofa and a +disgruntled silence. His legs were so short they did +not touch the floor. + +“Well, how have you been keeping, Horace?” +Dumbledore asked. + +“Not so well,” said Slughorn at once. “Weak chest. +Wheezy. Rheumatism too. Can’t move like I used to. +Well, that’s to be expected. Old age. Fatigue.” + +“And yet you must have moved fairly quickly to +prepare such a welcome for us at such short notice,” +said Dumbledore. “You can’t have had more than +three minutes’ warning?” + +Slughorn said, half irritably, half proudly, “Two. + +Didn’t hear my Intruder Charm go off, I was taking a +bath. Still,” he added sternly, seeming to pull himself +back together again, “the fact remains that I’m an old +man, Albus. A tired old man who’s earned the right to +a quiet life and a few creature comforts.” + +He certainly had those, thought Harry, looking +around the room. It was stuffy and cluttered, yet +nobody could say it was uncomfortable; there were +soft chairs and footstools, drinks and books, boxes of +chocolates and plump cushions. If Harry had not +known who lived there, he would have guessed at a +rich, fussy old lady. + +“You’re not yet as old as I am, Horace,” said +Dumbledore. + + + +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, maybe you ought to think about retirement +yourself,” said Slughorn bluntly. His pale gooseberry +eyes had found Dumbledore ’s injured hand. + +“Reactions not what they were, I see.” + +“You’re quite right,” said Dumbledore serenely, +shaking back his sleeve to reveal the tips of those +burned and blackened fingers; the sight of them made +the back of Harry’s neck prickle unpleasantly. “I am +undoubtedly slower than I was. But on the other +hand ...” + +He shrugged and spread his hands wide, as though to +say that age had its compensations, and Harry +noticed a ring on his uninjured hand that he had +never seen Dumbledore wear before: It was large, +rather clumsily made of what looked like gold, and +was set with a heavy black stone that had cracked +down the middle. Slughorn’s eyes lingered for a +moment on the ring too, and Harry saw a tiny frown +momentarily crease his wide forehead. + +“So, all these precautions against intruders, Horace +... are they for the Death Eaters’ benefit, or mine?” +asked Dumbledore. + +“What would the Death Eaters want with a poor +broken-down old buffer like me?” demanded +Slughorn. + +“I imagine that they would want you to turn your +considerable talents to coercion, torture, and +murder,” said Dumbledore. “Are you really telling me +that they haven’t come recruiting yet?” + +Slughorn eyed Dumbledore balefully for a moment, +then muttered, “I haven’t given them the chance. I’ve +been on the move for a year. Never stay in one place +more than a week. Move from Muggle house to + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Muggle house — the owners of this place are on +holiday in the Canary Islands — it’s been very +pleasant, I’ll be sorry to leave. It’s quite easy once you +know how, one simple Freezing Charm on these +absurd burglar alarms they use instead of +Sneakoscopes and make sure the neighbors don’t +spot you bringing in the piano.” + +“Ingenious,” said Dumbledore. “But it sounds a rather +tiring existence for a broken-down old buffer in +search of a quiet life. Now, if you were to return to +Hogwarts — ” + +“If you’re going to tell me my life would be more +peaceful at that pestilential school, you can save your +breath, Albus! I might have been in hiding, but some +funny rumors have reached me since Dolores +Umbridge left! If that’s how you treat teachers these +days — ” + +“Professor Umbridge ran afoul of our centaur herd,” +said Dumbledore. “I think you, Horace, would have +known better than to stride into the forest and call a +horde of angry centaurs ‘filthy half-breeds.’ ” + +“That’s what she did, did she?” said Slughorn. “Idiotic +woman. Never liked her.” + +Harry chuckled and both Dumbledore and Slughorn +looked round at him. + +“Sorry,” Harry said hastily. “It’s just — I didn’t like +her either.” + +Dumbledore stood up rather suddenly. + +“Are you leaving?” asked Slughorn at once, looking +hopeful. + + + +Page | 76 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, I was wondering whether I might use your +bathroom,” said Dumbledore. + +“Oh,” said Slughorn, clearly disappointed. “Second on +the left down the hall.” + +Dumbledore strode from the room. Once the door had +closed behind him, there was silence. After a few +moments, Slughorn got to his feet but seemed +uncertain what to do with himself. He shot a furtive +look at Harry, then crossed to the fire and turned his +back on it, warming his wide behind. + +“Don’t think I don’t know why he’s brought you,” he +said abruptly. + +Harry merely looked at Slughorn. Slughorn ’s watery +eyes slid over Harry’s scar, this time taking in the rest +of his face. + +“You look very like your father.” + +“Yeah, I’ve been told,” said Harry. + +“Except for your eyes. You’ve got — ” + +“My mother’s eyes, yeah.” Harry had heard it so often +he found it a bit wearing. + +“Hmpf. Yes, well. You shouldn’t have favorites as a +teacher, of course, but she was one of mine. Your +mother,” Slughorn added, in answer to Harry’s +questioning look. “Lily Evans. One of the brightest I +ever taught. Vivacious, you know. Charming girl. I +used to tell her she ought to have been in my House. +Very cheeky answers I used to get back too.” + +“Which was your House?” + + + +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I was Head of Slytherin,” said Slughorn. “Oh, now,” +he went on quickly, seeing the expression on Harry’s +face and wagging a stubby finger at him, “don’t go +holding that against me! You’ll be Gryffindor like her, + +I suppose? Yes, it usually goes in families. Not +always, though. Ever heard of Sirius Black? You must +have done — been in the papers for the last couple of +years — died a few weeks ago — ” + +It was as though an invisible hand had twisted +Harry’s intestines and held them tight. + +“Well, anyway, he was a big pal of your father’s at +school. The whole Black family had been in my +House, but Sirius ended up in Gryffindor! Shame — +he was a talented boy. I got his brother, Regulus, +when he came along, but I’d have liked the set.” + +He sounded like an enthusiastic collector who had +been outbid at auction. Apparently lost in memories, +he gazed at the opposite wall, turning idly on the spot +to ensure an even heat on his backside. + +“Your mother was Muggle-born, of course. Couldn’t +believe it when I found out. Thought she must have +been pure-blood, she was so good.” + +“One of my best friends is Muggle-born,” said Harry, +“and she’s the best in our year.” + +“Funny how that sometimes happens, isn’t it?” said +Slughorn. + +“Not really,” said Harry coldly. + +Slughorn looked down at him in surprise. “You +mustn’t think I’m prejudiced!” he said. “No, no, no! +Haven’t I just said your mother was one of my all-time +favorite students? And there was Dirk Cresswell in + +Page | 78 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the year after her too — now Head of the Goblin +Liaison Office, of course — another Muggle-born, a +very gifted student, and still gives me excellent inside +information on the goings-on at Gringotts!” + +He bounced up and down a little, smiling in a self- +satisfied way, and pointed at the many glittering +photograph frames on the dresser, each peopled with +tiny moving occupants. + +“All ex-students, all signed. You’ll notice Barnabas +Cuffe, editor of the Daily Prophet, he’s always +interested to hear my take on the day’s news. And +Ambrosius Flume, of Honeydukes — a hamper every +birthday, and all because I was able to give him an +introduction to Ciceron Harkiss, who gave him his +first job! And at the back — you’ll see her if you just +crane your neck — that’s Gwenog Jones, who of +course captains the Holyhead Harpies. ... People are +always astonished to hear I’m on first-name terms +with the Harpies, and free tickets whenever I want +them!” + +This thought seemed to cheer him up enormously. + +“And all these people know where to find you, to send +you stuff?” asked Harry, who could not help +wondering why the Death Eaters had not yet tracked +down Slughorn if hampers of sweets, Quidditch +tickets, and visitors craving his advice and opinions +could find him. + +The smile slid from Slughorn ’s face as quickly as the +blood from his walls. + +“Of course not,” he said, looking down at Harry. “I +have been out of touch with everybody for a year.” + + + +Page | 79 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had the impression that the words shocked +Slughorn himself; he looked quite unsettled for a +moment. Then he shrugged. + +“Still . . . the prudent wizard keeps his head down in +such times. All very well for Dumbledore to talk, but +taking up a post at Hogwarts just now would be +tantamount to declaring my public allegiance to the +Order of the Phoenix! And while I’m sure they’re very +admirable and brave and all the rest of it, I don’t +personally fancy the mortality rate — ” + +“You don’t have to join the Order to teach at +Hogwarts,” said Harry, who could not quite keep a +note of derision out of his voice: It was hard to +sympathize with Slughorn ’s cosseted existence when +he remembered Sirius, crouching in a cave and living +on rats. “Most of the teachers aren’t in it, and none of +them has ever been killed — well, unless you count +Quirrell, and he got what he deserved seeing as he +was working with Voldemort.” + +Harry had been sure Slughorn would be one of those +wizards who could not bear to hear Voldemort’s name +spoken aloud, and was not disappointed: Slughorn +gave a shudder and a squawk of protest, which Harry +ignored. + +“I reckon the staff are safer than most people while +Dumbledore ’s headmaster; he’s supposed to be the +only one Voldemort ever feared, isn’t he?” Harry went +on. + +Slughorn gazed into space for a moment or two: He +seemed to be thinking over Harry’s words. + +“Well, yes, it is true that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named +has never sought a fight with Dumbledore,” he +muttered grudgingly. “And I suppose one could argue + +Page | 80 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that as I have not joined the Death Eaters, He-Who- +Must-Not-Be-Named can hardly count me a friend ... +in which case, I might well be safer a little closer to +Albus. ... I cannot pretend that Amelia Bones’s death +did not shake me. ... If she, with all her Ministry +contacts and protection ...” + +Dumbledore reentered the room and Slughorn +jumped as though he had forgotten he was in the +house. + +“Oh, there you are, Albus,” he said. “You’ve been a +very long time. Upset stomach?” + +“No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,” +said Dumbledore. “I do love knitting patterns. Well, +Harry, we have trespassed upon Horace’s hospitality +quite long enough; I think it is time for us to leave.” + +Not at all reluctant to obey, Harry jumped to his feet. +Slughorn seemed taken aback. + +“You’re leaving?” + +“Yes, indeed. I think I know a lost cause when I see +one.” + +“Lost... ?” + +Slughorn seemed agitated. He twiddled his fat +thumbs and fidgeted as he watched Dumbledore +fasten his traveling cloak, and Harry zip up his jacket. + +“Well, I’m sorry you don’t want the job, Horace,” said +Dumbledore, raising his uninjured hand in a farewell +salute. “Hogwarts would have been glad to see you +back again. Our greatly increased security +notwithstanding, you will always be welcome to visit, +should you wish to.” + +Page | 81 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes ... well ... very gracious ... as I say ...” + + + +“Good-bye, then.” + +“Bye,” said Harry. + +They were at the front door when there was a shout +from behind them. + +“All right, all right, 111 do it!” + +Dumbledore turned to see Slughorn standing +breathless in the doorway to the sitting room. + +“You will come out of retirement?” + +“Yes, yes,” said Slughorn impatiently. “I must be mad, +but yes.��� + +“Wonderful,” said Dumbledore, beaming. “Then, +Horace, we shall see you on the first of September.” + +“Yes, I daresay you will,” grunted Slughorn. + +As they set off down the garden path, Slughorn ’s voice +floated after them, “111 want a pay rise, Dumbledore!” + +Dumbledore chuckled. The garden gate swung shut +behind them, and they set off back down the hill +through the dark and the swirling mist. + +“Well done, Harry,” said Dumbledore. + +“I didn’t do anything,” said Harry in surprise. + +“Oh yes you did. You showed Horace exactly how +much he stands to gain by returning to Hogwarts. Did +you like him?” + + + +Page | 82 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er ...” + + + +Harry wasn’t sure whether he liked Slughorn or not. +He supposed he had been pleasant in his way, but he +had also seemed vain and, whatever he said to the +contrary, much too surprised that a Muggle-born +should make a good witch. + +“Horace,” said Dumbledore, relieving Harry of the +responsibility to say any of this, “likes his comfort. He +also likes the company of the famous, the successful, +and the powerful. He enjoys the feeling that he +influences these people. He has never wanted to +occupy the throne himself; he prefers the backseat — +more room to spread out, you see. He used to +handpick favorites at Hogwarts, sometimes for their +ambition or their brains, sometimes for their charm +or their talent, and he had an uncanny knack for +choosing those who would go on to become +outstanding in their various fields. Horace formed a +kind of club of his favorites with himself at the center, +making introductions, forging useful contacts +between members, and always reaping some kind of +benefit in return, whether a free box of his favorite +crystalized pineapple or the chance to recommend the +next junior member of the Goblin Liaison Office.” + +Harry had a sudden and vivid mental image of a great +swollen spider, spinning a web around it, twitching a +thread here and there to bring its large and juicy flies +a little closer. + +“I tell you all this,” Dumbledore continued, “not to +turn you against Horace — or, as we must now call +him, Professor Slughorn — but to put you on your +guard. He will undoubtedly try to collect you, Harry. +You would be the jewel of his collection; ‘the Boy Who +Lived’ ... or, as they call you these days, ‘the Chosen +One.’” + +Page | 83 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +At these words, a chill that had nothing to do with the +surrounding mist stole over Harry. He was reminded +of words he had heard a few weeks ago, words that +had a horrible and particular meaning to him: Neither +can live while the other survives . . . + +Dumbledore had stopped walking, level with the +church they had passed earlier. + +“This will do, Harry. If you will grasp my arm.” + +Braced this time, Harry was ready for the Apparition, +but still found it unpleasant. When the pressure +disappeared and he found himself able to breathe +again, he was standing in a country lane beside +Dumbledore and looking ahead to the crooked +silhouette of his second favorite building in the world: +the Burrow. In spite of the feeling of dread that had +just swept through him, his spirits could not help but +lift at the sight of it. Ron was in there ... and so was +Mrs. Weasley, who could cook better than anyone he +knew. ... + +“If you don’t mind, Harry,” said Dumbledore, as they +passed through the gate, “I’d like a few words with +you before we part. In private. Perhaps in here?” + +Dumbledore pointed toward a run-down stone +outhouse where the Weasleys kept their broomsticks. +A little puzzled, Harry followed Dumbledore through +the creaking door into a space a little smaller than the +average cupboard. Dumbledore illuminated the tip of +his wand, so that it glowed like a torch, and smiled +down at Harry. + +“I hope you will forgive me for mentioning it, Harry, +but I am pleased and a little proud at how well you +seem to be coping after everything that happened at + + + +Page | 84 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the Ministry. Permit me to say that I think Sirius +would have been proud of you.” + +Harry swallowed; his voice seemed to have deserted +him. He did not think he could stand to discuss +Sirius; it had been painful enough to hear Uncle +Vernon say “His godfather’s dead?” and even worse to +hear Sirius’s name thrown out casually by Slughorn. + +“It was cruel,” said Dumbledore softly, “that you and +Sirius had such a short time together. A brutal +ending to what should have been a long and happy +relationship.” + +Harry nodded, his eyes fixed resolutely on the spider +now climbing Dumbledore’s hat. He could tell that +Dumbledore understood, that he might even suspect +that until his letter arrived, Harry had spent nearly all +his time at the Dursleys’ lying on his bed, refusing +meals, and staring at the misted window, full of the +chill emptiness that he had come to associate with +dementors. + +“It’s just hard,” Harry said finally, in a low voice, “to +realize he won’t write to me again.” + +His eyes burned suddenly and he blinked. He felt +stupid for admitting it, but the fact that he had had +someone outside Hogwarts who cared what happened +to him, almost like a parent, had been one of the best +things about discovering his godfather . . . and now the +post owls would never bring him that comfort again. + + + +“Sirius represented much to you that you had never +known before,” said Dumbledore gently. “Naturally, +the loss is devastating. ...” + + + +Page | 85 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But while I was at the Dursleys’ ...” interrupted +Harry, his voice growing stronger, “I realized I can’t +shut myself away or — or crack up. Sirius wouldn’t +have wanted that, would he? And anyway, life’s too +short. ... Look at Madam Bones, look at Emmeline +Vance. ... It could be me next, couldn’t it? But if it is,” +he said fiercely, now looking straight into +Dumbledore’s blue eyes gleaming in the wandlight, + +“I’ll make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me +as I can, and Voldemort too if I can manage it.” + +“Spoken both like your mother and father’s son and +Sirius’s true godson!” said Dumbledore, with an +approving pat on Harry’s back. “I take my hat off to +you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you +in spiders. + +“And now, Harry, on a closely related subject ... I +gather that you have been taking the Daily Prophet +over the last two weeks?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, and his heart beat a little faster. + +“Then you will have seen that there have been not so +much leaks as floods concerning your adventure in +the Hall of Prophecy?” + +“Yes,” said Harry again. “And now everyone knows +that I’m the one — ” + +“No, they do not,” interrupted Dumbledore. “There are +only two people in the whole world who know the full +contents of the prophecy made about you and Lord +Voldemort, and they are both standing in this smelly, +spidery broom shed. It is true, however, that many +have guessed, correctly, that Voldemort sent his +Death Eaters to steal a prophecy, and that the +prophecy concerned you. + + + +Page | 86 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, I think I am correct in saying that you have not +told anybody that you know what the prophecy said?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +“A wise decision, on the whole,” said Dumbledore. +“Although I think you ought to relax it in favor of your +friends, Mr. Ronald Weasley and Miss Hermione +Granger. Yes,” he continued, when Harry looked +startled, “I think they ought to know. You do them a +disservice by not confiding something this important +to them.” + +“I didn’t want — ” + +“ — to worry or frighten them?” said Dumbledore, +surveying Harry over the top of his half-moon +spectacles. “Or perhaps, to confess that you yourself +are worried and frightened? You need your friends, +Harry. As you so rightly said, Sirius would not have +wanted you to shut yourself away.” + +Harry said nothing, but Dumbledore did not seem to +require an answer. He continued, “On a different, +though related, subject, it is my wish that you take +private lessons with me this year.” + +“Private — with you?” said Harry, surprised out of his +preoccupied silence. + +“Yes. I think it is time that I took a greater hand in +your education.” + +“What will you be teaching me, sir?” + +“Oh, a little of this, a little of that,” said Dumbledore +airily. + + + +Page | 87 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry waited hopefully, but Dumbledore did not +elaborate, so he asked something else that had been +bothering him slightly. + +“If I’m having lessons with you, I won’t have to do +Occlumency lessons with Snape, will I?” + +“Professor Snape, Harry — and no, you will not.” + +“Good,” said Harry in relief, “because they were a — ” + +He stopped, careful not to say what he really thought. + +“I think the word ‘fiasco’ would be a good one here,” +said Dumbledore, nodding. + +Harry laughed. + +“Well, that means I won’t see much of Professor +Snape from now on,” he said, “because he won’t let +me carry on Potions unless I get ‘Outstanding’ in my +O.W.L., which I know I haven’t.” + +“Don’t count your owls before they are delivered,” said +Dumbledore gravely. “Which, now I think of it, ought +to be some time later today. Now, two more things, +Harry, before we part. + +“Firstly, I wish you to keep your Invisibility Cloak with +you at all times from this moment onward. Even +within Hogwarts itself. Just in case, you understand +me?” + +Harry nodded. + +“And lastly, while you stay here, the Burrow has been +given the highest security the Ministry of Magic can +provide. These measures have caused a certain +amount of inconvenience to Arthur and Molly — all + +Page | 88 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their post, for instance, is being searched at the +Ministry before being sent on. They do not mind in +the slightest, for their only concern is your safety. +However, it would be poor repayment if you risked +your neck while staying with them.” + +“I understand,” said Harry quickly. + +“Very well, then,” said Dumbledore, pushing open the +broom shed door and stepping out into the yard. “I +see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly +any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.” + + + +Page | 89 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +AN EXCESS OF PHLEGM + +Harry and Dumbledore approached the back door of +the Burrow, which was surrounded by the familiar +litter of old Wellington boots and rusty cauldrons; +Harry could hear the soft clucking of sleepy chickens +coming from a distant shed. Dumbledore knocked +three times and Harry saw sudden movement behind +the kitchen window. + +“Who’s there?” said a nervous voice he recognized as +Mrs. Weasley’s. “Declare yourself!” + +“It is I, Dumbledore, bringing Harry.” + +The door opened at once. There stood Mrs. Weasley, +short, plump, and wearing an old green dressing +gown. + +“Harry, dear! Gracious, Albus, you gave me a fright, +you said not to expect you before morning!” + +“We were lucky,” said Dumbledore, ushering Harry +over the threshold. “Slughorn proved much more + +Page | 90 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +persuadable than I had expected. Harry’s doing, of +course. Ah, hello, Nymphadora!” + +Harry looked around and saw that Mrs. Weasley was +not alone, despite the lateness of the hour. A young +witch with a pale, heart-shaped face and mousy +brown hair was sitting at the table clutching a large +mug between her hands. + +“Hello, Professor,” she said. “Wotcher, Harry.” + +“Hi, Tonks.” + +Harry thought she looked drawn, even ill, and there +was something forced in her smile. Certainly her +appearance was less colorful than usual without her +customary shade of bubble-gum-pink hair. + +“I’d better be off,” she said quickly, standing up and +pulling her cloak around her shoulders. “Thanks for +the tea and sympathy, Molly.” + +“Please don’t leave on my account,” said Dumbledore +courteously, “I cannot stay, I have urgent matters to +discuss with Rufus Scrimgeour.” + +“No, no, I need to get going,” said Tonks, not meeting +Dumbledore’s eyes. “ ’Night — ” + +“Dear, why not come to dinner at the weekend, + +Remus and Mad-Eye are coming — ?” + +“No, really, Molly ... thanks anyway ... Good night, +everyone.” + +Tonks hurried past Dumbledore and Harry into the +yard; a few paces beyond the doorstep, she turned on +the spot and vanished into thin air. Harry noticed +that Mrs. Weasley looked troubled. + +Page | 91 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I shall see you at Hogwarts, Harry,” said +Dumbledore. “Take care of yourself. Molly, your +servant.” + +He made Mrs. Weasley a bow and followed Tonks, +vanishing at precisely the same spot. Mrs. Weasley +closed the door on the empty yard and then steered +Harry by the shoulders into the full glow of the +lantern on the table to examine his appearance. + +“You’re like Ron,” she sighed, looking him up and +down. “Both of you look as though you’ve had +Stretching Jinxes put on you. I swear Ron’s grown +four inches since I last bought him school robes. Are +you hungry, Harry?” + +“Yeah, I am,” said Harry, suddenly realizing just how +hungry he was. + +“Sit down, dear, I’ll knock something up.” + +As Harry sat down, a furry ginger cat with a squashed +face jumped onto his knees and settled there, +purring. + +“So Hermione’s here?” he asked happily as he tickled +Crookshanks behind the ears. + +“Oh yes, she arrived the day before yesterday,” said +Mrs. Weasley, rapping a large iron pot with her wand. +It bounced onto the stove with a loud clang and began +to bubble at once. “Everyone’s in bed, of course, we +didn’t expect you for hours. Here you are — ” + +She tapped the pot again; it rose into the air, flew +toward Harry, and tipped over; Mrs. Weasley slid a +bowl neatly beneath it just in time to catch the +stream of thick, steaming onion soup. + + + +Page | 92 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bread, dear?” + + + +“Thanks, Mrs. Weasley.” + +She waved her wand over her shoulder; a loaf of +bread and a knife soared gracefully onto the table; as +the loaf sliced itself and the soup pot dropped back +onto the stove, Mrs. Weasley sat down opposite him. + +“So you persuaded Horace Slughorn to take the job?” + +Harry nodded, his mouth so full of hot soup that he +could not speak. + +“He taught Arthur and me,” said Mrs. Weasley. “He +was at Hogwarts for ages, started around the same +time as Dumbledore, I think. Did you like him?” + +His mouth now full of bread, Harry shrugged and +gave a noncommittal jerk of the head. + +“I know what you mean,” said Mrs. Weasley, nodding +wisely. “Of course he can be charming when he wants +to be, but Arthur’s never liked him much. The +Ministry’s littered with Slughorn’s old favorites, he +was always good at giving leg ups, but he never had +much time for Arthur — didn’t seem to think he was +enough of a highflier. Well, that just shows you, even +Slughorn makes mistakes. I don’t know whether +Ron’s told you in any of his letters — it’s only just +happened — but Arthur’s been promoted!” + +It could not have been clearer that Mrs. Weasley had +been bursting to say this. + +Harry swallowed a large amount of very hot soup and +thought he could feel his throat blistering. “That’s +great!” he gasped. + + + +Page | 93 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are sweet,” beamed Mrs. Weasley, possibly +taking his watering eyes for emotion at the news. + +“Yes, Rufus Scrimgeour has set up several new offices +in response to the present situation, and Arthur’s +heading the Office for the Detection and Confiscation +of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects. +It’s a big job, he’s got ten people reporting to him +now!” + +“What exactly — ?” + +“Well, you see, in all the panic about You-Know-Who, +odd things have been cropping up for sale +everywhere, things that are supposed to guard +against You-Know-Who and the Death Eaters. You +can imagine the kind of thing — so-called protective +potions that are really gravy with a bit of bubotuber +pus added, or instructions for defensive jinxes that +actually make your ears fall off. ... Well, in the main +the perpetrators are just people like Mundungus +Fletcher, who’ve never done an honest day’s work in +their lives and are taking advantage of how frightened +everybody is, but every now and then something +really nasty turns up. The other day Arthur +confiscated a box of cursed Sneakoscopes that were +almost certainly planted by a Death Eater. So you +see, it’s a very important job, and I tell him it’s just +silly to miss dealing with spark plugs and toasters +and all the rest of that Muggle rubbish.” Mrs. Weasley +ended her speech with a stern look, as if it had been +Harry suggesting that it was natural to miss spark +plugs. + +“Is Mr. Weasley still at work?” Harry asked. + +“Yes, he is. As a matter of fact, he’s a tiny bit late. ... +He said he’d be back around midnight. ...” + + + +Page | 94 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She turned to look at a large clock that was perched +awkwardly on top of a pile of sheets in the washing +basket at the end of the table. Harry recognized it at +once: It had nine hands, each inscribed with the +name of a family member, and usually hung on the +Weasleys’ sitting room wall, though its current +position suggested that Mrs. Weasley had taken to +carrying it around the house with her. Every single +one of its nine hands was now pointing at “mortal +peril.” + +“It’s been like that for a while now,” said Mrs. + +Weasley, in an unconvincingly casual voice, “ever +since You-Know-Who came back into the open. I +suppose everybody’s in mortal danger now. ... I don’t +think it can be just our family ... but I don’t know +anyone else who’s got a clock like this, so I can’t +check. Oh!” + +With a sudden exclamation she pointed at the clock’s +face. Mr. Weasley’s hand had switched to “traveling.” + +“He’s coming!” + +And sure enough, a moment later there was a knock +on the back door. Mrs. Weasley jumped up and +hurried to it; with one hand on the doorknob and her +face pressed against the wood she called softly, +“Arthur, is that you?” + +“Yes,” came Mr. Weasley’s weary voice. “But I would +say that even if I were a Death Eater, dear. Ask the +question!” + +“Oh, honestly ...” + +“Molly!” + +“All right, all right . . . What is your dearest ambition?” + +Page | 95 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“To find out how airplanes stay up.” + +Mrs. Weasley nodded and turned the doorknob, but +apparently Mr. Weasley was holding tight to it on the +other side, because the door remained firmly shut. + +“Molly! I’ve got to ask you your question first!” + +“Arthur, really, this is just silly. ...” + +“What do you like me to call you when we’re alone +together?” + +Even by the dim light of the lantern Harry could tell +that Mrs. Weasley had turned bright red; he himself +felt suddenly warm around the ears and neck, and +hastily gulped soup, clattering his spoon as loudly as +he could against the bowl. + +“Mollywobbles,” whispered a mortified Mrs. Weasley +into the crack at the edge of the door. + +“Correct,” said Mr. Weasley. “Now you can let me in.” + +Mrs. Weasley opened the door to reveal her husband, +a thin, balding, red-haired wizard wearing horn- +rimmed spectacles and a long and dusty traveling +cloak. + +“I still don’t see why we have to go through that every +time you come home,” said Mrs. Weasley, still pink in +the face as she helped her husband out of his cloak. + +“I mean, a Death Eater might have forced the answer +out of you before impersonating you!” + +“I know, dear, but it’s Ministry procedure, and I have +to set an example. Something smells good — onion +soup?” + + + +Page | 96 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Weasley turned hopefully in the direction of the +table. + +“Harry! We didn’t expect you until morning!” + +They shook hands, and Mr. Weasley dropped into the +chair beside Harry as Mrs. Weasley set a bowl of soup +in front of him too. + +“Thanks, Molly. It’s been a tough night. Some idiot’s +started selling Metamorph-Medals. Just sling them +around your neck and you’ll be able to change your +appearance at will. A hundred thousand disguises, all +for ten Galleons!” + +“And what really happens when you put them on?” + +“Mostly you just turn a fairly unpleasant orange color, +but a couple of people have also sprouted tentaclelike +warts all over their bodies. As if St. Mungo’s didn’t +have enough to do already!” + +“It sounds like the sort of thing Fred and George +would find funny,” said Mrs. Weasley hesitantly. “Are +you sure — ?” + +“Of course I am!” said Mr. Weasley. “The boys +wouldn’t do anything like that now, not when people +are desperate for protection!” + +“So is that why you’re late, Metamorph-Medals?” + +“No, we got wind of a nasty backfiring jinx down in +Elephant and Castle, but luckily the Magical Law +Enforcement Squad had sorted it out by the time we +got there. ...” + +Harry stifled a yawn behind his hand. + + + +Page | 97 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bed,” said an undeceived Mrs. Weasley at once. “I’ve +got Fred and George’s room all ready for you, you’ll +have it to yourself.” + +“Why, where are they?” + +“Oh, they’re in Diagon Alley, sleeping in the little flat +over their joke shop as they’re so busy,” said Mrs. +Weasley. “I must say, I didn’t approve at first, but +they do seem to have a bit of a flair for business! + +Come on, dear, your trunk’s already up there.” + +“ ’Night, Mr. Weasley,” said Harry, pushing back his +chair. Crookshanks leapt lightly from his lap and +slunk out of the room. + +“G’night, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley. + +Harry saw Mrs. Weasley glance at the clock in the +washing basket as they left the kitchen. All the hands +were once again at “mortal peril.” + +Fred and George’s bedroom was on the second floor. +Mrs. Weasley pointed her wand at a lamp on the +bedside table and it ignited at once, bathing the room +in a pleasant golden glow. Though a large vase of +flowers had been placed on a desk in front of the +small window, their perfume could not disguise the +lingering smell of what Harry thought was +gunpowder. A considerable amount of floor space was +devoted to a vast number of unmarked, sealed +cardboard boxes, amongst which stood Harry’s school +trunk. The room looked as though it was being used +as a temporary warehouse. + +Hedwig hooted happily at Harry from her perch on top +of a large wardrobe, then took off through the +window; Harry knew she had been waiting to see him +before going hunting. Harry bade Mrs. Weasley good + +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +night, put on pajamas, and got into one of the beds. +There was something hard inside the pillowcase. He +groped inside it and pulled out a sticky purple-and- +orange sweet, which he recognized as a Puking +Pastille. Smiling to himself, he rolled over and was +instantly asleep. + +Seconds later, or so it seemed to Harry, he was +awakened by what sounded like cannon fire as the +door burst open. Sitting bolt upright, he heard the +rasp of the curtains being pulled back: The dazzling +sunlight seemed to poke him hard in both eyes. +Shielding them with one hand, he groped hopelessly +for his glasses with the other. + +“Wuzzgoinon?” + +“We didn’t know you were here already!” said a loud +and excited voice, and he received a sharp blow to the +top of the head. + +“Ron, don’t hit him!” said a girl’s voice reproachfully. + +Harry’s hand found his glasses and he shoved them +on, though the light was so bright he could hardly see +anyway. A long, looming shadow quivered in front of +him for a moment; he blinked and Ron Weasley came +into focus, grinning down at him. + +“All right?” + +“Never been better,” said Harry, rubbing the top of his +head and slumping back onto his pillows. “You?” + +“Not bad,” said Ron, pulling over a cardboard box and +sitting on it. “When did you get here? Mum’s only just +told us!” + +“About one o’clock this morning.” + +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Were the Muggles all right? Did they treat you okay?” + +“Same as usual,” said Harry, as Hermione perched +herself on the edge of his bed, “they didn’t talk to me +much, but I like it better that way. How’re you, +Hermione?” + +“Oh, I’m fine,” said Hermione, who was scrutinizing +Harry as though he was sickening for something. He +thought he knew what was behind this, and as he +had no wish to discuss Sirius’s death or any other +miserable subject at the moment, he said, “What’s the +time? Have I missed breakfast?” + +“Don’t worry about that, Mum’s bringing you up a +tray; she reckons you look underfed,” said Ron, +rolling his eyes. “So, what’s been going on?” + +“Nothing much, I’ve just been stuck at my aunt and +uncle’s, haven’t I?” + +“Come off it!” said Ron. “You’ve been off with +Dumbledore!” + +“It wasn’t that exciting. He just wanted me to help +him persuade this old teacher to come out of +retirement. His name’s Horace Slughorn.” + +“Oh,” said Ron, looking disappointed. “We thought — ” + +Hermione flashed a warning look at Ron, and Ron +changed tack at top speed. + +“ — we thought it’d be something like that.” + +“You did?” said Harry, amused. + + + +Page | 100 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah ... yeah, now Umbridge has left, obviously we +need a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, +don’t we? So, er, what’s he like?” + +“He looks a bit like a walrus, and he used to be Head +of Slytherin,” said Harry. “Something wrong, +Hermione?” + +She was watching him as though expecting strange +symptoms to manifest themselves at any moment. + +She rearranged her features hastily in an +unconvincing smile. + +“No, of course not! So, um, did Slughorn seem like +he’ll be a good teacher?” + +“Dunno,” said Harry. “He can’t be worse than +Umbridge, can he?” + +“I know someone who’s worse than Umbridge,” said a +voice from the doorway. Ron’s younger sister slouched +into the room, looking irritable. “Hi, Harry.” + +“What’s up with you?” Ron asked. + +“It’s her,” said Ginny, plonking herself down on +Harry’s bed. “She’s driving me mad.” + +“What’s she done now?” asked Hermione +sympathetically. + +“It’s the way she talks to me — you’d think I was +about three!” + +“I know,” said Hermione, dropping her voice. “She’s so +full of herself.” + +Harry was astonished to hear Hermione talking about +Mrs. Weasley like this and could not blame Ron for + +Page | 101 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +saying angrily, “Can’t you two lay off her for five +seconds?” + +“Oh, that’s right, defend her,” snapped Ginny. “We all +know you can’t get enough of her.” + +This seemed an odd comment to make about Ron’s +mother. Starting to feel that he was missing +something, Harry said, “Who are you — ?” + +But his question was answered before he could finish +it. The bedroom door flew open again, and Harry +instinctively yanked the bedcovers up to his chin so +hard that Hermione and Ginny slid off the bed onto +the floor. + +A young woman was standing in the doorway, a +woman of such breathtaking beauty that the room +seemed to have become strangely airless. She was tall +and willowy with long blonde hair and appeared to +emanate a faint, silvery glow. To complete this vision +of perfection, she was carrying a heavily laden +breakfast tray. + +“ ’Arry,” she said in a throaty voice. “Eet ’as been too +long!” + +As she swept over the threshold toward him, Mrs. +Weasley was revealed, bobbing along in her wake, +looking rather cross. + +“There was no need to bring up the tray, I was just +about to do it myself!” + +“Eet was no trouble,” said Fleur Delacour, setting the +tray across Harry’s knees and then swooping to kiss +him on each cheek: He felt the places where her +mouth had touched him burn. “I ’ave been longing to +see ’im. You remember my seester, Gabrielle? She +Page | 102 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +never stops talking about ’Ariy Potter. She will be +delighted to see you again.” + + + +“Oh ... is she here too?” Harry croaked. + +“No, no, silly boy,” said Fleur with a tinkling laugh, “I +mean next summer, when we — but do you not +know?” + +Her great blue eyes widened and she looked +reproachfully at Mrs. Weasley, who said, “We hadn’t +got around to telling him yet.” + +Fleur turned back to Harry, swinging her silvery sheet +of hair so that it whipped Mrs. Weasley across the +face. + +“Bill and I are going to be married!” + +“Oh,” said Harry blankly. He could not help noticing +how Mrs. Weasley, Hermione, and Ginny were all +determinedly avoiding one another’s gaze. “Wow. Er +— congratulations!” + +She swooped down upon him and kissed him again. + +“Bill is very busy at ze moment, working very ’ard, +and I only work part-time at Gringotts for my +Eenglish, so he brought me ’ere for a few days to get +to know ’is family properly. I was so pleased to ’ear +you would be coming — zere isn’t much to do ’ere, +unless you like cooking and chickens! Well — enjoy +your breakfast, ’Arry!” + +With these words she turned gracefully and seemed to +float out of the room, closing the door quietly behind +her. + +Mrs. Weasley made a noise that sounded like “tchah!” + +Page | 103 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mum hates her,” said Ginny quietly. + +“I do not hate her!” said Mrs. Weasley in a cross +whisper. “I just think they’ve hurried into this +engagement, that’s all!” + +“They’ve known each other a year,” said Ron, who +looked oddly groggy and was staring at the closed +door. + +“Well, that’s not very long! I know why it’s happened, +of course. It’s all this uncertainty with You-Know-Who +coming back, people think they might be dead +tomorrow, so they’re rushing all sorts of decisions +they’d normally take time over. It was the same last +time he was powerful, people eloping left, right, and +center — ” + +“Including you and Dad,” said Ginny slyly. + +“Yes, well, your father and I were made for each other, +what was the point in waiting?” said Mrs. Weasley. +“Whereas Bill and Fleur . . . well . . . what have they +really got in common? He’s a hardworking, down-to- +earth sort of person, whereas she’s — ” + +“A cow,” said Ginny, nodding. “But Bill’s not that +down-to-earth. He’s a Curse-Breaker, isn’t he, he +likes a bit of adventure, a bit of glamour. ... I expect +that’s why he’s gone for Phlegm.” + +“Stop calling her that, Ginny,” said Mrs. Weasley +sharply, as Harry and Hermione laughed. “Well, I’d +better get on. ... Eat your eggs while they’re warm, +Harry.” + +Looking careworn, she left the room. Ron still seemed +slightly punch-drunk; he was shaking his head + + + +Page | 104 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +experimentally like a dog trying to rid its ears of +water. + +“Don’t you get used to her if she’s staying in the same +house?” Harry asked. + +“Well, you do,” said Ron, “but if she jumps out at you +unexpectedly, like then ...” + +“It’s pathetic,” said Hermione furiously, striding away +from Ron as far as she could go and turning to face +him with her arms folded once she had reached the +wall. + +“You don’t really want her around forever?” Ginny +asked Ron incredulously. When he merely shrugged, +she said, “Well, Mum’s going to put a stop to it if she +can, I bet you anything.” + +“How’s she going to manage that?” asked Harry. + +“She keeps trying to get Tonks round for dinner. I +think she’s hoping Bill will fall for Tonks instead. I +hope he does, I’d much rather have her in the family.” + +“Yeah, that’ll work,” said Ron sarcastically. “Listen, +no bloke in his right mind’s going to fancy Tonks +when Fleur’s around. I mean, Tonks is okay-looking +when she isn’t doing stupid things to her hair and her +nose, but — ” + +“She’s a damn sight nicer than Phlegm,” said Ginny + +“And she’s more intelligent, she’s an Auror!” said +Hermione from the corner. + +“Fleur’s not stupid, she was good enough to enter the +Triwizard Tournament,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 105 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not you as well!” said Hermione bitterly. + + + +“I suppose you like the way Phlegm says ‘’Arry,’ do +you?” asked Ginny scornfully. + +“No,” said Harry, wishing he hadn’t spoken, “I was +just saying, Phlegm — I mean, Fleur — ” + +“I’d much rather have Tonks in the family,” said +Ginny. “At least she’s a laugh.” + +“She hasn’t been much of a laugh lately,” said Ron. +“Every time I’ve seen her she’s looked more like +Moaning Myrtle.” + +“That’s not fair,” snapped Hermione. “She still hasn’t +got over what happened . . . you know ... I mean, he +was her cousin!” + +Harry’s heart sank. They had arrived at Sirius. He +picked up a fork and began shoveling scrambled eggs +into his mouth, hoping to deflect any invitation to join +in this part of the conversation. + +“Tonks and Sirius barely knew each other!” said Ron. +“Sirius was in Azkaban half her life and before that +their families never met — ” + +“That’s not the point,” said Hermione. “She thinks it +was her fault he died!” + +“How does she work that one out?” asked Harry, in +spite of himself. + +“Well, she was fighting Bellatrix Lestrange, wasn’t +she? I think she feels that if only she had finished her +off, Bellatrix couldn’t have killed Sirius.” + +“That’s stupid,” said Ron. + +Page | 106 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s survivor’s guilt,” said Hermione. “I know Lupin’s +tried to talk her round, but she’s still really down. +She’s actually having trouble with her +Metamorphosing! ” + +“With her — ?” + +“She can’t change her appearance like she used to,” +explained Hermione. “I think her powers must have +been affected by shock, or something.” + +“I didn’t know that could happen,” said Harry. + +“Nor did I,” said Hermione, “but I suppose if you’re +really depressed ...” + +The door opened again and Mrs. Weasley popped her +head in. “Ginny,” she whispered, “come downstairs +and help me with the lunch.” + +“I’m talking to this lot!” said Ginny, outraged. + +“Now!” said Mrs. Weasley, and withdrew. + +“She only wants me there so she doesn’t have to be +alone with Phlegm!” said Ginny crossly. She swung +her long red hair around in a very good imitation of +Fleur and pranced across the room with her arms +held aloft like a ballerina. + +“You lot had better come down quickly too,” she said +as she left. + +Harry took advantage of the temporary silence to eat +more breakfast. Hermione was peering into Fred and +George’s boxes, though every now and then she cast +sideways looks at Harry. Ron, who was now helping +himself to Harry’s toast, was still gazing dreamily at +the door. + +Page | 107 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s this?” Hermione asked eventually, holding up +what looked like a small telescope. + +“Dunno,” said Ron, “but if Fred and George’ve left it +here, it’s probably not ready for the joke shop yet, so +be careful.” + +“Your mum said the shop’s going well,” said Harry. +“Said Fred and George have got a real flair for +business.” + +“That’s an understatement,” said Ron. “They’re raking +in the Galleons! I can’t wait to see the place, we +haven’t been to Diagon Alley yet, because Mum says +Dad’s got to be there for extra security and he’s been +really busy at work, but it sounds excellent.” + +“And what about Percy?” asked Harry; the third- +eldest Weasley brother had fallen out with the rest of +the family. “Is he talking to your mum and dad +again?” + +“Nope,” said Ron. + +“But he knows your dad was right all along now +about Voldemort being back — ” + +“Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive +others for being wrong than being right,” said +Hermione. “I heard him telling your mum, Ron.” + +“Sounds like the sort of mental thing Dumbledore +would say,” said Ron. + +“He’s going to be giving me private lessons this year,” +said Harry conversationally. + +Ron choked on his bit of toast, and Hermione gasped. + + + +Page | 108 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You kept that quiet!” said Ron. + +“I only just remembered,” said Harry honestly. “He +told me last night in your broom shed.” + +“Blimey ... private lessons with Dumbledore!” said +Ron, looking impressed. “I wonder why he’s ... ?” + +His voice tailed away. Harry saw him and Hermione +exchange looks. Harry laid down his knife and fork, +his heart beating rather fast considering that all he +was doing was sitting in bed. Dumbledore had said to +do it. ... Why not now? He fixed his eyes on his fork, +which was gleaming in the sunlight streaming into his +lap, and said, “I don’t know exactly why he’s going to +be giving me lessons, but I think it must be because +of the prophecy.” + +Neither Ron nor Hermione spoke. Harry had the +impression that both had frozen. He continued, still +speaking to his fork, “You know, the one they were +trying to steal at the Ministry.” + +“Nobody knows what it said, though,” said Hermione +quickly. “It got smashed.” + +“Although the Prophet says — ” began Ron, but +Hermione said, “Shh!” + +“The Prophet’s got it right,” said Harry, looking up at +them both with a great effort: Hermione seemed +frightened and Ron amazed. “That glass ball that +smashed wasn’t the only record of the prophecy. I +heard the whole thing in Dumbledore ’s office, he was +the one the prophecy was made to, so he could tell +me. From what it said,” Harry took a deep breath, “it +looks like I’m the one who’s got to finish off +Voldemort. ... At least, it said neither of us could live +while the other survives.” + +Page | 109 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The three of them gazed at one another in silence for +a moment. Then there was a loud bang and Hermione +vanished behind a puff of black smoke. + +“Hermione!” shouted Harry and Ron; the breakfast +tray slid to the floor with a crash. + +Hermione emerged, coughing, out of the smoke, +clutching the telescope and sporting a brilliantly +purple black eye. + +“I squeezed it and it — it punched me!” she gasped. + +And sure enough, they now saw a tiny fist on a long +spring protruding from the end of the telescope. + +“Don’t worry,” said Ron, who was plainly trying not to +laugh, “Mumll fix that, she’s good at healing minor +injuries — ” + +“Oh well, never mind that now!” said Hermione +hastily. “Harry, oh, Harry ...” + +She sat down on the edge of his bed again. + +“We wondered, after we got back from the Ministry ... +Obviously, we didn’t want to say anything to you, but +from what Lucius Malfoy said about the prophecy, +how it was about you and Voldemort, well, we +thought it might be something like this. ... Oh, Harry +...” She stared at him, then whispered, “Are you +scared?” + +“Not as much as I was,” said Harry. “When I first +heard it, I was . . . but now, it seems as though I +always knew I’d have to face him in the end. ...” + +“When we heard Dumbledore was collecting you in +person, we thought he might be telling you something + +Page | 110 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +or showing you something to do with the prophecy,” +said Ron eagerly. “And we were kind of right, weren’t +we? He wouldn’t be giving you lessons if he thought +you were a goner, wouldn’t waste his time — he must +think you’ve got a chance!” + +“That’s true,” said Hermione. “I wonder what he’ll +teach you, Harry? Really advanced defensive magic, +probably ... powerful countercurses ... anti-jinxes ...” + +Harry did not really listen. A warmth was spreading +through him that had nothing to do with the sunlight; +a tight obstruction in his chest seemed to be +dissolving. He knew that Ron and Hermione were +more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere +fact that they were still there on either side of him, +speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking +from him as though he were contaminated or +dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell +them. + +"... and evasive enchantments generally,” concluded +Hermione. “Well, at least you know one lesson you’ll +be having this year, that’s one more than Ron and +me. I wonder when our O.W.L. results will come?” + +“Can’t be long now, it’s been a month,” said Ron. + +“Hang on,” said Harry, as another part of last night’s +conversation came back to him. “I think Dumbledore +said our O.W.L. results would be arriving today!” + +“Today?” shrieked Hermione. “Today? But why didn’t +you — oh my God — you should have said — ” + +She leapt to her feet. + +“I’m going to see whether any owls have come. ...” + + + +Page | 111 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But when Harry arrived downstairs ten minutes later, +fully dressed and carrying his empty breakfast tray, it +was to find Hermione sitting at the kitchen table in +great agitation, while Mrs. Weasley tried to lessen her +resemblance to half a panda. + +“It just won’t budge,” Mrs. Weasley was saying +anxiously, standing over Hermione with her wand in +her hand and a copy of The Healer’s Helpmate open at +“Bruises, Cuts, and Abrasions.” “This has always +worked before, I just can’t understand it.” + +“It’ll be Fred and George’s idea of a funny joke, +making sure it can’t come off,” said Ginny + +“But it’s got to come off!” squeaked Hermione. “I can’t +go around looking like this forever!” + +“You won’t, dear, we’ll find an antidote, don’t worry,” +said Mrs. Weasley soothingly. + +“Bill told me ’ow Fred and George are very amusing!” +said Fleur, smiling serenely. + +“Yes, I can hardly breathe for laughing,” snapped +Hermione. + +She jumped up and started walking round and round +the kitchen, twisting her fingers together. + +“Mrs. Weasley, you’re quite, quite sure no owls have +arrived this morning?” + +“Yes, dear, I’d have noticed,” said Mrs. Weasley +patiently. “But it’s barely nine, there’s still plenty of +time. ...” + +“I know I messed up Ancient Runes,” muttered +Hermione feverishly, “I definitely made at least one + +Page | 112 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +serious mistranslation. And the Defense Against the +Dark Arts practical was no good at all. I thought +Transfiguration went all right at the time, but looking +back — ” + +“Hermione, will you shut up, you’re not the only one +who’s nervous!” barked Ron. “And when you’ve got +your eleven ‘Outstanding’ O.W.L.s ...” + +“Don’t, don’t, don’t!” said Hermione, flapping her +hands hysterically. “I know I’ve failed everything!” + +“What happens if we fail?” Harry asked the room at +large, but it was again Hermione who answered. + +“We discuss our options with our Head of House, I +asked Professor McGonagall at the end of last term.” + +Harry’s stomach squirmed. He wished he had eaten +less breakfast. + +“At Beauxbatons,” said Fleur complacently, “we ’ad a +different way of doing things. I think eet was better. +We sat our examinations after six years of study, not +five, and then — ” + +Fleur’s words were drowned in a scream. Hermione +was pointing through the kitchen window. Three +black specks were clearly visible in the sky, growing +larger all the time. + +“They’re definitely owls,” said Ron hoarsely, jumping +up to join Hermione at the window. + +“And there are three of them,” said Harry, hastening +to her other side. + +“One for each of us,” said Hermione in a terrified +whisper. “Oh no ... oh no ... oh no ...” + +Page | 113 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She gripped both Harry and Ron tightly around the +elbows. + + + +The owls were flying directly at the Burrow, three +handsome tawnies, each of which, it became clear as +they flew lower over the path leading up to the house, +was carrying a large square envelope. + +“Oh no\” squealed Hermione. + +Mrs. Weasley squeezed past them and opened the +kitchen window. One, two, three, the owls soared +through it and landed on the table in a neat line. All +three of them lifted their right legs. + +Harry moved forward. The letter addressed to him +was tied to the leg of the owl in the middle. He untied +it with fumbling fingers. To his left, Ron was trying to +detach his own results; to his right, Hermione’s +hands were shaking so much she was making her +whole owl tremble. + +Nobody in the kitchen spoke. At last, Harry managed +to detach the envelope. He slit it open quickly and +unfolded the parchment inside. + +ORDINARY WIZARDING LEVEL RESULTS + + + +Pass Grades Fail Grades + +Outstanding (O) Poor (P) + +Exceeds Expectations (E) Dreadful (D) + +Acceptable (A) Troll (T) + +Harry James Potter has achieved: + +Astronomy A + +Care of Magical Creatures E + +Page | 114 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Charms E + +Defense Against the Dark ArtsO +Divination P + +Herbology E + +History of Magic D + +Potions E + +Transfiguration E + + + +Harry read the parchment through several times, his +breathing becoming easier with each reading. It was +all right: He had always known that he would fail +Divination, and he had had no chance of passing +History of Magic, given that he had collapsed halfway +through the examination, but he had passed +everything else! He ran his finger down the grades ... +he had passed well in Transfiguration and Herbology, +he had even exceeded expectations at Potions! And +best of all, he had achieved “Outstanding” at Defense +Against the Dark Arts! + +He looked around. Hermione had her back to him and +her head bent, but Ron was looking delighted. + +“Only failed Divination and History of Magic, and who +cares about them?” he said happily to Harry. “Here — +swap — ” + +Harry glanced down Ron’s grades: There were no +“Outstandings” there. ... + +“Knew you’d be top at Defense Against the Dark Arts,” +said Ron, punching Harry on the shoulder. “We’ve +done all right, haven’t we?” + +“Well done!” said Mrs. Weasley proudly, ruffling Ron’s +hair. “Seven O.W.L.s, that’s more than Fred and +George got together!” + + + +Page | 115 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hermione?” said Ginny tentatively, for Hermione still +hadn’t turned around. “How did you do?” + +“I — not bad,” said Hermione in a small voice. + +“Oh, come off it,” said Ron, striding over to her and +whipping her results out of her hand. “Yep — nine +‘Outstandings’ and one ‘Exceeds Expectations’ at +Defense Against the Dark Arts.” He looked down at +her, half-amused, half-exasperated. “You’re actually +disappointed, aren’t you?” + +Hermione shook her head, but Harry laughed. + +“Well, we’re N.E.W.T. students now!” grinned Ron. +“Mum, are there any more sausages?” + +Harry looked back down at his results. They were as +good as he could have hoped for. He felt just one tiny +twinge of regret. ... This was the end of his ambition +to become an Auror. He had not secured the required +Potions grade. He had known all along that he +wouldn’t, but he still felt a sinking in his stomach as +he looked again at that small black E. + +It was odd, really, seeing that it had been a Death +Eater in disguise who had first told Harry he would +make a good Auror, but somehow the idea had taken +hold of him, and he couldn’t really think of anything +else he would like to be. Moreover, it had seemed the +right destiny for him since he had heard the prophecy +a few weeks ago. ... Neither can live while the other +survives. ... Wouldn’t he be living up to the prophecy, +and giving himself the best chance of survival, if he +joined those highly trained wizards whose job it was +to find and kill Voldemort? + + + +Page | 116 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +6 + + + + +DRACO’S DETOUR + +Harry remained within the confines of the Burrow’s +garden over the next few weeks. He spent most of his +days playing two-a-side Quidditch in the Weasleys’ +orchard (he and Hermione against Ron and Ginny; +Hermione was dreadful and Ginny good, so they were +reasonably well matched) and his evenings eating +triple helpings of everything Mrs. Weasley put in front +of him. + +It would have been a happy, peaceful holiday had it +not been for the stories of disappearances, odd +accidents, even of deaths now appearing almost daily +in the Prophet Sometimes Bill and Mr. Weasley +brought home news before it even reached the paper. +To Mrs. Weasley’s displeasure, Harry’s sixteenth +birthday celebrations were marred by grisly tidings +brought to the party by Remus Lupin, who was +looking gaunt and grim, his brown hair streaked +liberally with gray, his clothes more ragged and +patched than ever. + + + +Page | 117 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“There have been another couple of dementor +attacks,” he announced, as Mrs. Weasley passed him +a large slice of birthday cake. “And they’ve found Igor +Karkaroff’s body in a shack up north. The Dark Mark +had been set over it — well, frankly, I’m surprised he +stayed alive for even a year after deserting the Death +Eaters; Sirius’s brother, Regulus, only managed a few +days as far as I can remember.” + +“Yes, well,” said Mrs. Weasley, frowning, “perhaps we +should talk about something diff — ” + +“Did you hear about Florean Fortescue, Remus?” +asked Bill, who was being plied with wine by Fleur. +“The man who ran — ” + +“ — the ice-cream place in Diagon Alley?” Harry +interrupted, with an unpleasant, hollow sensation in +the pit of his stomach. “He used to give me free ice +creams. What’s happened to him?” + +“Dragged off, by the look of his place.” + +“Why?” asked Ron, while Mrs. Weasley pointedly +glared at Bill. + +“Who knows? He must’ve upset them somehow. He +was a good man, Florean.” + +“Talking of Diagon Alley,” said Mr. Weasley, “looks +like Ollivander’s gone too.” + +“The wandmaker?” said Ginny, looking startled. + +“That’s the one. Shop’s empty. No sign of a struggle. +No one knows whether he left voluntarily or was +kidnapped.” + +“But wands — what’ll people do for wands?” + +Page | 118 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’ll make do with other makers,” said Lupin. “But +Ollivander was the best, and if the other side have got +him it’s not so good for us.” + +The day after this rather gloomy birthday tea, their +letters and booklists arrived from Hogwarts. Harry’s +included a surprise: He had been made Quidditch +Captain. + +“That gives you equal status with prefects!” cried +Hermione happily. “You can use our special bathroom +now and everything!” + +“Wow, I remember when Charlie wore one of these,” +said Ron, examining the badge with glee. “Harry, this +is so cool, you’re my Captain — if you let me back on +the team, I suppose, ha ha. ...” + +“Well, I don’t suppose we can put off a trip to Diagon +Alley much longer now you’ve got these,” sighed Mrs. +Weasley, looking down Ron’s booklist. “We’ll go on +Saturday as long as your father doesn’t have to go +into work again. I’m not going there without him.” + +“Mum, d’you honestly think You-Know- Who’s going to +be hiding behind a bookshelf in Flourish and Blotts?” +sniggered Ron. + +“Fortescue and Ollivander went on holiday, did they?” +said Mrs. Weasley, firing up at once. “If you think +security’s a laughing matter you can stay behind and +I’ll get your things myself — ” + +“No, I wanna come, I want to see Fred and George’s +shop!” said Ron hastily. + +“Then you just buck up your ideas, young man, +before I decide you’re too immature to come with us!” +said Mrs. Weasley angrily, snatching up her clock, all + +Page | 119 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nine hands of which were still pointing at “mortal +peril,” and balancing it on top of a pile of just- +laundered towels. “And that goes for returning to +Hogwarts as well!” + +Ron turned to stare incredulously at Harry as his +mother hoisted the laundry basket and the teetering +clock into her arms and stormed out of the room. + +“Blimey ... you can’t even make a joke round here +anymore. ...” + +But Ron was careful not to be flippant about +Voldemort over the next few days. Saturday dawned +without any more outbursts from Mrs. Weasley, +though she seemed very tense at breakfast. Bill, who +would be staying at home with Fleur (much to +Hermione and Ginny’s pleasure), passed a full money +bag across the table to Harry. + +“Where’s mine?” demanded Ron at once, his eyes +wide. + +“That’s already Harry’s, idiot,” said Bill. “I got it out of +your vault for you, Harry, because it’s taking about +five hours for the public to get to their gold at the +moment, the goblins have tightened security so +much. Two days ago Arkie Philpott had a Probity +Probe stuck up his ... Well, trust me, this way’s +easier.” + +“Thanks, Bill,” said Harry, pocketing his gold. + +“ ’E is always so thoughtful,” purred Fleur adoringly, +stroking Bill’s nose. Ginny mimed vomiting into her +cereal behind Fleur. Harry choked over his +cornflakes, and Ron thumped him on the back. + + + +Page | 120 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was an overcast, murky day. One of the special +Ministry of Magic cars, in which Harry had ridden +once before, was awaiting them in the front yard +when they emerged from the house, pulling on their +cloaks. + +“It’s good Dad can get us these again,” said Ron +appreciatively, stretching luxuriously as the car +moved smoothly away from the Burrow, Bill and Fleur +waving from the kitchen window. He, Harry, + +Hermione, and Ginny were all sitting in roomy +comfort in the wide backseat. + +“Don’t get used to it, it’s only because of Harry,” said +Mr. Weasley over his shoulder. He and Mrs. Weasley +were in front with the Ministry driver; the front +passenger seat had obligingly stretched into what +resembled a two-seater sofa. “He’s been given top- +grade security status. And we’ll be joining up with +additional security at the Leaky Cauldron too.” + +Harry said nothing; he did not much fancy doing his +shopping while surrounded by a battalion of Aurors. +He had stowed his Invisibility Cloak in his backpack +and felt that, if that was good enough for +Dumbledore, it ought to be good enough for the +Ministry, though now he came to think of it, he was +not sure the Ministry knew about his cloak. + +“Here you are, then,” said the driver, a surprisingly +short while later, speaking for the first time as he +slowed in Charing Cross Road and stopped outside +the Leaky Cauldron. “I’m to wait for you, any idea +how long you 11 be?” + +“A couple of hours, I expect,” said Mr. Weasley. “Ah, +good, he’s here!” + + + +Page | 121 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry imitated Mr. Weasley and peered through the +window; his heart leapt. There were no Aurors waiting +outside the inn, but instead the gigantic, black- +bearded form of Rubeus Hagrid, the Hogwarts +gamekeeper, wearing a long beaverskin coat, beaming +at the sight of Harry’s face and oblivious to the +startled stares of passing Muggles. + +“Harry!” he boomed, sweeping Harry into a bone- +crushing hug the moment Harry had stepped out of +the car. “Buckbeak — Witherwings, I mean — yeh +should see him, Harry, he’s so happy ter be back in +the open air — ” + +“Glad he’s pleased,” said Harry, grinning as he +massaged his ribs. “We didn’t know ‘security’ meant +you!” + +“I know, jus’ like old times, innit? See, the Ministry +wanted ter send a bunch o’ Aurors, but Dumbledore +said I’d do,” said Hagrid proudly, throwing out his +chest and tucking his thumbs into his pockets. “Let’s +get goin’ then — after yeh, Molly, Arthur — ” + +The Leaky Cauldron was, for the first time in Harry’s +memory, completely empty. Only Tom the landlord, +wizened and toothless, remained of the old crowd. He +looked up hopefully as they entered, but before he +could speak, Hagrid said importantly, “Jus’ passin’ +through today, Tom, sure yeh understand, Hogwarts +business, yeh know.” + +Tom nodded gloomily and returned to wiping glasses; +Harry, Hermione, Hagrid, and the Weasleys walked +through the bar and out into the chilly little courtyard +at the back where the dustbins stood. Hagrid raised +his pink umbrella and rapped a certain brick in the +wall, which opened at once to form an archway onto a + + + +Page | 122 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +winding cobbled street. They stepped through the +entrance and paused, looking around. + +Diagon Alley had changed. The colorful, glittering +window displays of spellbooks, potion ingredients, +and cauldrons were lost to view, hidden behind the +large Ministry of Magic posters that had been pasted +over them. Most of these somber purple posters +carried blown-up versions of the security advice on +the Ministry pamphlets that had been sent out over +the summer, but others bore moving black-and-white +photographs of Death Eaters known to be on the +loose. Bellatrix Lestrange was sneering from the front +of the nearest apothecary. A few windows were +boarded up, including those of Florean Fortescue’s Ice +Cream Parlor. On the other hand, a number of +shabby-looking stalls had sprung up along the street. +The nearest one, which had been erected outside +Flourish and Blotts, under a striped, stained awning, +had a cardboard sign pinned to its front: + +AMULETS + +Effective Against Werewolves, Dementors, and Inferi + +A seedy-looking little wizard was rattling armfuls of +silver symbols on chains at passersby. + +“One for your little girl, madam?” he called at Mrs. +Weasley as they passed, leering at Ginny. “Protect her +pretty neck?” + +“If I were on duty ...” said Mr. Weasley, glaring angrily +at the amulet seller. + +“Yes, but don’t go arresting anyone now, dear, we’re +in a hurry,” said Mrs. Weasley, nervously consulting a +list. “I think we’d better do Madam Malkin’s first, +Hermione wants new dress robes, and Ron’s showing + +Page | 123 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +much too much ankle in his school robes, and you +must need new ones too, Harry, you’ve grown so +much — come on, everyone — ” + +“Molly, it doesn’t make sense for all of us to go to +Madam Malkin’s,” said Mr. Weasley. “Why don’t those +three go with Hagrid, and we can go to Flourish and +Blotts and get everyone’s schoolbooks?” + +“I don’t know,” said Mrs. Weasley anxiously, clearly +torn between a desire to finish the shopping quickly +and the wish to stick together in a pack. “Hagrid, do +you think — ?” + +“Don’ fret, they’ll be fine with me, Molly,” said Hagrid +soothingly, waving an airy hand the size of a dustbin +lid. Mrs. Weasley did not look entirely convinced, but +allowed the separation, scurrying off toward Flourish +and Blotts with her husband and Ginny while Harry, +Ron, Hermione, and Hagrid set off for Madam +Malkin’s. + +Harry noticed that many of the people who passed +them had the same harried, anxious look as Mrs. +Weasley, and that nobody was stopping to talk +anymore; the shoppers stayed together in their own +tightly knit groups, moving intently about their +business. Nobody seemed to be shopping alone. + +“Migh’ be a bit of a squeeze in there with all of us,” +said Hagrid, stopping outside Madam Malkin’s and +bending down to peer through the window. “I’ll stand +guard outside, all right?” + +So Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered the little shop +together. It appeared, at first glance, to be empty, but +no sooner had the door swung shut behind them than +they heard a familiar voice issuing from behind a rack +of dress robes in spangled green and blue. + +Page | 124 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... not a child, in case you haven’t noticed, Mother. I +am perfectly capable of doing my shopping alone.” + +There was a clucking noise and a voice Harry +recognized as that of Madam Malkin, the owner, said, +“Now, dear, your mother’s quite right, none of us is +supposed to go wandering around on our own +anymore, it’s nothing to do with being a child — ” + +“Watch where you’re sticking that pin, will you!” + +A teenage boy with a pale, pointed face and white- +blond hair appeared from behind the rack, wearing a +handsome set of dark green robes that glittered with +pins around the hem and the edges of the sleeves. He +strode to the mirror and examined himself; it was a +few moments before he noticed Harry, Ron, and +Hermione reflected over his shoulder. His light gray +eyes narrowed. + +“If you’re wondering what the smell is, Mother, a +Mudblood just walked in,” said Draco Malfoy. + +“I don’t think there’s any need for language like that!” +said Madam Malkin, scurrying out from behind the +clothes rack holding a tape measure and a wand. +“And I don’t want wands drawn in my shop either!” +she added hastily, for a glance toward the door had +shown her Harry and Ron both standing there with +their wands out and pointing at Malfoy. Hermione, +who was standing slightly behind them, whispered, +“No, don’t, honestly, it’s not worth it. ...” + +“Yeah, like you’d dare do magic out of school,” +sneered Malfoy. “Who blacked your eye, Granger? I +want to send them flowers.” + + + +Page | 125 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s quite enough!” said Madam Malkin sharply, +looking over her shoulder for support. “Madam — +please — ” + +Narcissa Malfoy strolled out from behind the clothes +rack. + +“Put those away,” she said coldly to Harry and Ron. + +“If you attack my son again, I shall ensure that it is +the last thing you ever do.” + +“Really?” said Harry, taking a step forward and gazing +into the smoothly arrogant face that, for all its pallor, +still resembled her sister’s. He was as tall as she was +now. “Going to get a few Death Eater pals to do us in, +are you?” + +Madam Malkin squealed and clutched at her heart. + +“Really, you shouldn’t accuse — dangerous thing to +say — wands away, please!” + +But Harry did not lower his wand. Narcissa Malfoy +smiled unpleasantly. + +“I see that being Dumbledore’s favorite has given you +a false sense of security, Harry Potter. But +Dumbledore won’t always be there to protect you.” + +Harry looked mockingly all around the shop. “Wow ... +look at that ... he’s not here now! So why not have a +go? They might be able to find you a double cell in +Azkaban with your loser of a husband!” + +Malfoy made an angry movement toward Harry, but +stumbled over his overlong robe. Ron laughed loudly. + +“Don’t you dare talk to my mother like that, Potter!” +Malfoy snarled. + +Page | 126 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s all right, Draco,” said Narcissa, restraining him +with her thin white fingers upon his shoulder. “I +expect Potter will be reunited with dear Sirius before I +am reunited with Lucius.” + +Harry raised his wand higher. + +“Harry, no!” moaned Hermione, grabbing his arm and +attempting to push it down by his side. “Think. ... + +You mustn’t. ... You’ll be in such trouble. ...” + +Madam Malkin dithered for a moment on the spot, +then seemed to decide to act as though nothing was +happening in the hope that it wouldn’t. She bent +toward Malfoy, who was still glaring at Harry. + +“I think this left sleeve could come up a little bit more, +dear, let me just — ” + +“Ouch!” bellowed Malfoy, slapping her hand away. +“Watch where you’re putting your pins, woman! +Mother — I don’t think I want these anymore — ” + +He pulled the robes over his head and threw them +onto the floor at Madam Malkin’s feet. + +“You’re right, Draco,” said Narcissa, with a +contemptuous glance at Hermione, “now I know the +kind of scum that shops here. ... We’ll do better at +Twilfitt and Tatting’s.” + +And with that, the pair of them strode out of the +shop, Malfoy taking care to bang as hard as he could +into Ron on the way out. + +“Well, reallyl” said Madam Malkin, snatching up the +fallen robes and moving the tip of her wand over them +like a vacuum cleaner, so that it removed all the dust. + + + +Page | 127 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She was distracted all through the fitting of Ron’s and +Harry’s new robes, tried to sell Hermione wizard’s +dress robes instead of witch’s, and when she finally +bowed them out of the shop it was with an air of +being glad to see the back of them. + +“Got ev’rything?” asked Hagrid brightly when they +reappeared at his side. + +“Just about,” said Harry. “Did you see the Malfoys?” + +“Yeah,” said Hagrid, unconcerned. “Bu’ they wouldn’ +dare make trouble in the middle o’ Diagon Alley, +Harry. Don’ worry abou’ them.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchanged looks, but +before they could disabuse Hagrid of this comfortable +notion, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley and Ginny appeared, all +clutching heavy packages of books. + +“Everyone all right?” said Mrs. Weasley. “Got your +robes? Right then, we can pop in at the Apothecary +and Eeylops on the way to Fred and George’s — stick +close, now. ...” + +Neither Harry nor Ron bought any ingredients at the +Apothecary, seeing that they were no longer studying +Potions, but both bought large boxes of owl nuts for +Hedwig and Pigwidgeon at Eeylops Owl Emporium. +Then, with Mrs. Weasley checking her watch every +minute or so, they headed farther along the street in +search of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, the joke shop +run by Fred and George. + +“We really haven’t got too long,” Mrs. Weasley said. + +“So we’ll just have a quick look around and then back +to the car. We must be close, that’s number ninety- +two ... ninety-four ...” + + + +Page | 128 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Whoa,” said Ron, stopping in his tracks. + +Set against the dull, poster-muffled shop fronts +around them, Fred and George’s windows hit the eye +like a firework display. Casual passersby were looking +back over their shoulders at the windows, and a few +rather stunned-looking people had actually come to a +halt, transfixed. The left-hand window was dazzlingly +full of an assortment of goods that revolved, popped, +flashed, bounced, and shrieked; Harry’s eyes began to +water just looking at it. The right-hand window was +covered with a gigantic poster, purple like those of the +Ministry, but emblazoned with flashing yellow letters: + +WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT + +YOU-KNOW-WHO? + +YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT +U-NO-POO— + +THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION +THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION! + +Harry started to laugh. He heard a weak sort of moan +beside him and looked around to see Mrs. Weasley +gazing, dumbfounded, at the poster. Her lips moved +silently, mouthing the name “U-No-Poo.” + +“They’ll be murdered in their beds!” she whispered. + +“No they won’t!” said Ron, who, like Harry, was +laughing. “This is brilliant!” + +And he and Harry led the way into the shop. It was +packed with customers; Harry could not get near the + +Page | 129 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shelves. He stared around, looking up at the boxes +piled to the ceiling: Here were the Skiving Snackboxes +that the twins had perfected during their last, +unfinished year at Hogwarts; Harry noticed that the +Nosebleed Nougat was most popular, with only one +battered box left on the shelf. There were bins full of +trick wands, the cheapest merely turning into rubber +chickens or pairs of briefs when waved, the most +expensive beating the unwary user around the head +and neck, and boxes of quills, which came in Self- +Inking, Spell-Checking, and Smart-Answer varieties. + +A space cleared in the crowd, and Harry pushed his +way toward the counter, where a gaggle of delighted +ten-year-olds was watching a tiny little wooden man +slowly ascending the steps to a real set of gallows, +both perched on a box that read: REUSABLE +HANGMAN — SPELL IT OR HE’LL SWING! + +“ ‘Patented Daydream Charms . . . ’ ” + +Hermione had managed to squeeze through to a large +display near the counter and was reading the +information on the back of a box bearing a highly +colored picture of a handsome youth and a swooning +girl who were standing on the deck of a pirate ship. + +“ ‘One simple incantation and you will enter a top- +quality, highly realistic, thirty-minute daydream, easy +to fit into the average school lesson and virtually +undetectable (side effects include vacant expression +and minor drooling). Not for sale to under-sixteens.’ +You know,” said Hermione, looking up at Harry, “that +really is extraordinary magic!” + +“For that, Hermione,” said a voice behind them, “you +can have one for free.” + + + +Page | 130 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A beaming Fred stood before them, wearing a set of +magenta robes that clashed magnificently with his +flaming hair. + +“How are you, Harry?” They shook hands. “And +what’s happened to your eye, Hermione?” + +“Your punching telescope,” she said ruefully. + +“Oh blimey, I forgot about those,” said Fred. “Here — ” + +He pulled a tub out of his pocket and handed it to +her; she unscrewed it gingerly to reveal a thick yellow +paste. + +“Just dab it on, that bruise’ll be gone within the +hour,” said Fred. “We had to find a decent bruise +remover. We’re testing most of our products on +ourselves.” + +Hermione looked nervous. “It is safe, isn’t it?” she +asked. + +“ ’Course it is,” said Fred bracingly. “Come on, Harry, +I’ll give you a tour.” + +Harry left Hermione dabbing her black eye with paste +and followed Fred toward the back of the shop, where +he saw a stand of card and rope tricks. + +“Muggle magic tricks!” said Fred happily, pointing +them out. “For freaks like Dad, you know, who love +Muggle stuff. It’s not a big earner, but we do fairly +steady business, they’re great novelties. ... Oh, here’s +George. ...” + +Fred’s twin shook Harry’s hand energetically. + + + +Page | 131 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Giving him the tour? Come through the back, Harry, +that’s where we’re making the real money — pocket +anything, you, and you’ll pay in more than GalleonsV’ +he added warningly to a small boy who hastily +whipped his hand out of the tub labeled EDIBLE +DARK MARKS — THEY’LL MAKE ANYONE SICK! + +George pushed back a curtain beside the Muggle +tricks and Harry saw a darker, less crowded room. +The packaging on the products lining these shelves +was more subdued. + +“We’ve just developed this more serious line,” said +Fred. “Funny how it happened ...” + +“You wouldn’t believe how many people, even people +who work at the Ministry, can’t do a decent Shield +Charm,” said George. “ ’Course, they didn’t have you +teaching them, Harry.” + +“That’s right. ... Well, we thought Shield Hats were a +bit of a laugh, you know, challenge your mate to jinx +you while wearing it and watch his face when the jinx +just bounces off. But the Ministry bought five +hundred for all its support staff! And we’re still +getting massive orders!” + +“So we’ve expanded into a range of Shield Cloaks, +Shield Gloves ...” + +"... I mean, they wouldn’t help much against the +Unforgivable Curses, but for minor to moderate hexes +or jinxes ...” + +“And then we thought we’d get into the whole area of +Defense Against the Dark Arts, because it’s such a +money spinner,” continued George enthusiastically. +“This is cool. Look, Instant Darkness Powder, we’re + + + +Page | 132 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +importing it from Peru. Handy if you want to make a +quick escape.” + +“And our Decoy Detonators are just walking off the +shelves, look,” said Fred, pointing at a number of +weird-looking black horn-type objects that were +indeed attempting to scurry out of sight. “You just +drop one surreptitiously and it’ll run off and make a +nice loud noise out of sight, giving you a diversion if +you need one. + +“Handy,” said Harry, impressed. + +“Here,” said George, catching a couple and throwing +them to Harry. + +A young witch with short blonde hair poked her head +around the curtain; Harry saw that she too was +wearing magenta staff robes. + +“There’s a customer out here looking for a joke +cauldron, Mr. Weasley and Mr. Weasley,” she said. + +Harry found it very odd to hear Fred and George +called “Mr. Weasley,” but they took it in their stride. + +“Right you are, Verity, I’m coming,” said George +promptly. “Harry, you help yourself to anything you +want, all right? No charge.” + +“I can’t do that!” said Harry, who had already pulled +out his money bag to pay for the Decoy Detonators. + +“You don’t pay here,” said Fred firmly, waving away +Harry’s gold. + +“But — ” + + + +Page | 133 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You gave us our start-up loan, we haven’t forgotten,” +said George sternly. “Take whatever you like, and just +remember to tell people where you got it, if they ask.” + +George swept off through the curtain to help with the +customers, and Fred led Harry back into the main +part of the shop to find Hermione and Ginny still +poring over the Patented Daydream Charms. + +“Haven’t you girls found our special WonderWitch +products yet?” asked Fred. “Follow me, ladies. ...” + +Near the window was an array of violently pink +products around which a cluster of excited girls was +giggling enthusiastically. Hermione and Ginny both +hung back, looking wary. + +“There you go,” said Fred proudly. “Best range of love +potions you’ll find anywhere.” + +Ginny raised an eyebrow skeptically. “Do they work?” +she asked. + +“Certainly they work, for up to twenty-four hours at a +time depending on the weight of the boy in question + + + +“ — and the attractiveness of the girl,” said George, +reappearing suddenly at their side. “But we’re not +selling them to our sister,” he added, becoming +suddenly stern, “not when she’s already got about five +boys on the go from what we’ve — ” + +“Whatever you’ve heard from Ron is a big fat lie,” said +Ginny calmly, leaning forward to take a small pink +pot off the shelf. “What’s this?” + +“Guaranteed ten-second pimple vanisher,” said Fred. +“Excellent on everything from boils to blackheads, but + +Page | 134 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +don’t change the subject. Are you or are you not +currently going out with a boy called Dean Thomas?” + +“Yes, I am,” said Ginny. “And last time I looked, he +was definitely one boy, not five. What are those?” + +She was pointing at a number of round balls of fluff +in shades of pink and purple, all rolling around the +bottom of a cage and emitting high-pitched squeaks. + +“Pygmy Puffs,” said George. “Miniature puffskeins, we +can’t breed them fast enough. So what about Michael +Corner?” + +“I dumped him, he was a bad loser,” said Ginny, +putting a finger through the bars of the cage and +watching the Pygmy Puffs crowd around it. “They’re +really cute!” + +“They’re fairly cuddly, yes,” conceded Fred. “But +you’re moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren’t +you?” + +Ginny turned to look at him, her hands on her hips. +There was such a Mrs. Weasley-ish glare on her face +that Harry was surprised Fred didn’t recoil. + +“It’s none of your business. And I’ll thank you,” she +added angrily to Ron, who had just appeared at +George’s elbow, laden with merchandise, “not to tell +tales about me to these two!” + +“That’s three Galleons, nine Sickles, and a Knut,” said +Fred, examining the many boxes in Ron’s arms. +“Cough up.” + +“I’m your brother!” + + + +Page | 135 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And that’s our stuff you’re nicking. Three Galleons, +nine Sickles. I’ll knock off the Knut.” + +“But I haven’t got three Galleons, nine Sickles!” + +“You’d better put it back then, and mind you put it on +the right shelves.” + +Ron dropped several boxes, swore, and made a rude +hand gesture at Fred that was unfortunately spotted +by Mrs. Weasley, who had chosen that moment to +appear. + +“If I see you do that again I’ll jinx your fingers +together,” she said sharply. + +“Mum, can I have a Pygmy Puff?” said Ginny at once. +“A what?” said Mrs. Weasley warily. + +“Look, they’re so sweet. ...” + +Mrs. Weasley moved aside to look at the Pygmy Puffs, +and Harry, Ron, and Hermione momentarily had an +unimpeded view out of the window. Draco Malfoy was +hurrying up the street alone. As he passed Weasleys’ +Wizard Wheezes, he glanced over his shoulder. +Seconds later, he moved beyond the scope of the +window and they lost sight of him. + +“Wonder where his mummy is?” said Harry, frowning. + +“Given her the slip by the looks of it,” said Ron. + +“Why, though?” said Hermione. + +Harry said nothing; he was thinking too hard. + +Narcissa Malfoy would not have let her precious son +out of her sight willingly; Malfoy must have made a + +Page | 136 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +real effort to free himself from her clutches. Harry, +knowing and loathing Malfoy, was sure the reason +could not be innocent. + +He glanced around. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny were +bending over the Pygmy Puffs. Mr. Weasley was +delightedly examining a pack of Muggle marked +playing cards. Fred and George were both helping +customers. On the other side of the glass, Hagrid was +standing with his back to them, looking up and down +the street. + +“Get under here, quick,” said Harry, pulling his +Invisibility Cloak out of his bag. + +“Oh — I don’t know, Harry,” said Hermione, looking +uncertainly toward Mrs. Weasley. + +“Come on\” said Ron. + +She hesitated for a second longer, then ducked under +the cloak with Harry and Ron. Nobody noticed them +vanish; they were all too interested in Fred and +George’s products. Harry, Ron, and Hermione +squeezed their way out of the door as quickly as they +could, but by the time they gained the street, Malfoy +had disappeared just as successfully as they had. + +“He was going in that direction,” murmured Harry as +quietly as possible, so that the humming Hagrid +would not hear them. “C’mon.” + +They scurried along, peering left and right, through +shop windows and doors, until Hermione pointed +ahead. + +“That’s him, isn’t it?” she whispered. “Turning left?” +“Big surprise,” whispered Ron. + +Page | 137 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +For Malfoy had glanced around, then slid into +Knockturn Alley and out of sight. + + + +“Quick, or we’ll lose him,” said Harry, speeding up. + +“Our feet’ll be seen!” said Hermione anxiously, as the +cloak flapped a little around their ankles; it was much +more difficult hiding all three of them under the cloak +nowadays. + +“It doesn’t matter,” said Harry impatiently. “Just +hurry!” + +But Knockturn Alley, the side street devoted to the +Dark Arts, looked completely deserted. They peered +into windows as they passed, but none of the shops +seemed to have any customers at all. Harry supposed +it was a bit of a giveaway in these dangerous and +suspicious times to buy Dark artifacts — or at least, +to be seen buying them. + +Hermione gave his arm a hard pinch. + +“Ouch!” + +“Shh! Look! He’s in there!” she breathed in Harry’s +ear. + +They had drawn level with the only shop in +Knockturn Alley that Harry had ever visited, Borgin +and Burkes, which sold a wide variety of sinister +objects. There in the midst of the cases full of skulls +and old bottles stood Draco Malfoy with his back to +them, just visible beyond the very same large black +cabinet in which Harry had once hidden to avoid +Malfoy and his father. Judging by the movements of +Malfoy’s hands, he was talking animatedly. The +proprietor of the shop, Mr. Borgin, an oily-haired, + + + +Page | 138 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stooping man, stood facing Malfoy. He was wearing a +curious expression of mingled resentment and fear. + + + +“If only we could hear what they’re saying!” said +Hermione. + +“We can!” said Ron excitedly. “Hang on — damn — ” + +He dropped a couple more of the boxes he was still +clutching as he fumbled with the largest. + +“Extendable Ears, look!” + +“Fantastic!” said Hermione, as Ron unraveled the +long, fleshcolored strings and began to feed them +toward the bottom of the door. “Oh, I hope the door +isn’t Imperturbable — ” + +“No!” said Ron gleefully. “Listen!” + +They put their heads together and listened intently to +the ends of the strings, through which Malfoy’s voice +could be heard loud and clear, as though a radio had +been turned on. + +"... you know how to fix it?” + +“Possibly,” said Borgin, in a tone that suggested he +was unwilling to commit himself. “I’ll need to see it, +though. Why don’t you bring it into the shop?” + +“I can’t,” said Malfoy. “It’s got to stay put. I just need +you to tell me how to do it.” + +Harry saw Borgin lick his lips nervously. + +“Well, without seeing it, I must say it will be a very +difficult job, perhaps impossible. I couldn’t guarantee +anything.” + +Page | 139 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No?” said Malfoy, and Harry knew, just by his tone, +that Malfoy was sneering. “Perhaps this will make you +more confident.” + +He moved toward Borgin and was blocked from view +by the cabinet. Harry, Ron, and Hermione shuffled +sideways to try and keep him in sight, but all they +could see was Borgin, looking very frightened. + +“Tell anyone,” said Malfoy, “and there will be +retribution. You know Fenrir Greyback? He’s a family +friend. He’ll be dropping in from time to time to make +sure you’re giving the problem your full attention.” + +“There will be no need for — ” + +“I’ll decide that,” said Malfoy. “Well, I’d better be off. +And don’t forget to keep that one safe, I’ll need it.” + +“Perhaps you’d like to take it now?” + +“No, of course I wouldn’t, you stupid little man, how +would I look carrying that down the street? Just don’t +sell it.” + +“Of course not ... sir.” + +Borgin made a bow as deep as the one Harry had +once seen him give Lucius Malfoy. + +“Not a word to anyone, Borgin, and that includes my +mother, understand?” + +“Naturally, naturally,” murmured Borgin, bowing +again. + +Next moment, the bell over the door tinkled loudly as +Malfoy stalked out of the shop looking very pleased +with himself. He passed so close to Harry, Ron, and + +Page | 140 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione that they felt the cloak flutter around their +knees again. Inside the shop, Borgin remained frozen; +his unctuous smile had vanished; he looked worried. + +“What was that about?” whispered Ron, reeling in the +Extendable Ears. + +“Dunno,” said Harry, thinking hard. “He wants +something mended . . . and he wants to reserve +something in there. ... Could you see what he pointed +at when he said ‘that one’?” + +“No, he was behind that cabinet — ” + +“You two stay here,” whispered Hermione. + +“What are you — ?” + +But Hermione had already ducked out from under the +cloak. She checked her hair in the reflection in the +glass, then marched into the shop, setting the bell +tinkling again. Ron hastily fed the Extendable Ears +back under the door and passed one of the strings to +Harry. + +“Hello, horrible morning, isn’t it?” Hermione said +brightly to Borgin, who did not answer, but cast her a +suspicious look. Humming cheerily, Hermione strolled +through the jumble of objects on display. + +“Is this necklace for sale?” she asked, pausing beside +a glass-fronted case. + +“If you’ve got one and a half thousand Galleons,” said +Mr. Borgin coldly. + +“Oh — er — no, I haven’t got quite that much,” said +Hermione, walking on. “And ... what about this lovely +— um — skull?” + +Page | 141 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sixteen Galleons.” + + + +“So it’s for sale, then? It isn’t being ... kept for +anyone?” + +Mr. Borgin squinted at her. Harry had the nasty +feeling he knew exactly what Hermione was up to. +Apparently Hermione felt she had been rumbled too +because she suddenly threw caution to the winds. + +“The thing is, that — er — boy who was in here just +now, Draco Malfoy, well, he’s a friend of mine, and I +want to get him a birthday present, but if he’s already +reserved anything, I obviously don’t want to get him +the same thing, so ... um ...” + +It was a pretty lame story in Harry’s opinion, and +apparently Borgin thought so too. + +“Out,” he said sharply. “Get out!” + +Hermione did not wait to be asked twice, but hurried +to the door with Borgin at her heels. As the bell +tinkled again, Borgin slammed the door behind her +and put up the closed sign. + +“Ah well,” said Ron, throwing the cloak back over +Hermione. “Worth a try, but you were a bit obvious — + + + +“Well, next time you can show me how it’s done, +Master of Mystery!” she snapped. + +Ron and Hermione bickered all the way back to +Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, where they were forced to +stop so that they could dodge undetected around a +very anxious-looking Mrs. Weasley and Hagrid, who +had clearly noticed their absence. Once in the shop, +Harry whipped off the Invisibility Cloak, hid it in his +Page | 142 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bag, and joined in with the other two when they +insisted, in answer to Mrs. Weasley’s accusations, +that they had been in the back room all along, and +that she could not have looked properly. + + + +Page | 143 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +THE SLUG CLUB + +Harry spent a lot of the last week of the holidays +pondering the meaning of Malfoy’s behavior in +Knockturn Alley. What disturbed him most was the +satisfied look on Malfoy’s face as he had left the shop. +Nothing that made Malfoy look that happy could be +good news. To his slight annoyance, however, neither +Ron nor Hermione seemed quite as curious about +Malfoy’s activities as he was; or at least, they seemed +to get bored of discussing it after a few days. + +“Yes, I’ve already agreed it was fishy, Harry,” said +Hermione a little impatiently. She was sitting on the +windowsill in Fred and George’s room with her feet up +on one of the cardboard boxes and had only +grudgingly looked up from her new copy of Advanced +Rune Translation. “But haven’t we agreed there could +be a lot of explanations?” + +“Maybe he’s broken his Hand of Glory,” said Ron +vaguely, as he attempted to straighten his + + + +Page | 144 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +broomstick’s bent tail twigs. “Remember that +shriveled-up arm Malfoy had?” + +“But what about when he said, ‘Don’t forget to keep +that one safe’?” asked Harry for the umpteenth time. +“That sounded to me like Borgin’s got another one of +the broken objects, and Malfoy wants both.” + +“You reckon?” said Ron, now trying to scrape some +dirt off his broom handle. + +“Yeah, I do,” said Harry. When neither Ron nor +Hermione answered, he said, “Malfoy’s father’s in +Azkaban. Don’t you think Malfoy’d like revenge?” + +Ron looked up, blinking. + +“Malfoy, revenge? What can he do about it?” + +“That’s my point, I don’t know!” said Harry, +frustrated. “But he’s up to something and I think we +should take it seriously. His father’s a Death Eater +and — ” + +Harry broke off, his eyes fixed on the window behind +Hermione, his mouth open. A startling thought had +just occurred to him. + +“Harry?” said Hermione in an anxious voice. “What’s +wrong?” + +“Your scar’s not hurting again, is it?” asked Ron +nervously. + +“He’s a Death Eater,” said Harry slowly. “He’s +replaced his father as a Death Eater!” + + + +Page | 145 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a silence; then Ron erupted in laughter. +“Malfoy? He’s sixteen, Harry! You think You-Know- +Who would let Malfoy join?” + +“It seems very unlikely, Harry,” said Hermione in a +repressive sort of voice. “What makes you think — ?” + +“In Madam Malkin’s. She didn’t touch him, but he +yelled and jerked his arm away from her when she +went to roll up his sleeve. It was his left arm. He’s +been branded with the Dark Mark.” + +Ron and Hermione looked at each other. + +“Well ...” said Ron, sounding thoroughly unconvinced. + +“I think he just wanted to get out of there, Harry,” +said Hermione. + +“He showed Borgin something we couldn’t see,” Harry +pressed on stubbornly. “Something that seriously +scared Borgin. It was the Mark, I know it — he was +showing Borgin who he was dealing with, you saw +how seriously Borgin took him!” + +Ron and Hermione exchanged another look. + +“I’m not sure, Harry. ...” + +“Yeah, I still don’t reckon You-Know-Who would let +Malfoy join. ...” + +Annoyed, but absolutely convinced he was right, + +Harry snatched up a pile of filthy Quidditch robes and +left the room; Mrs. Weasley had been urging them for +days not to leave their washing and packing until the +last moment. On the landing he bumped into Ginny, +who was returning to her room carrying a pile of +freshly laundered clothes. + +Page | 146 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I wouldn’t go in the kitchen just now,” she warned +him. “There’s a lot of Phlegm around.” + + + +“I’ll be careful not to slip in it.” Harry smiled. + +Sure enough, when he entered the kitchen it was to +find Fleur sitting at the kitchen table, in full flow +about plans for her wedding to Bill, while Mrs. +Weasley kept watch over a pile of self-peeling sprouts, +looking bad-tempered. + +“... Bill and I ’ave almost decided on only two +bridesmaids, Ginny and Gabrielle will look very sweet +togezzer. I am theenking of dressing zem in pale gold +— pink would of course be ’orrible with Ginny’s ’air — + + + +“Ah, Harry!” said Mrs. Weasley loudly, cutting across +Fleur’s monologue. “Good, I wanted to explain about +the security arrangements for the journey to +Hogwarts tomorrow. We’ve got Ministry cars again, +and there will be Aurors waiting at the station — ” + +“Is Tonks going to be there?” asked Harry, handing +over his Quidditch things. + +“No, I don’t think so, she’s been stationed somewhere +else from what Arthur said.” + +“She has let ’erself go, zat Tonks,” Fleur mused, +examining her own stunning reflection in the back of +a teaspoon. “A big mistake if you ask — ” + +“Yes, thank you,” said Mrs. Weasley tartly, cutting +across Fleur again. “You’d better get on, Harry, I want +the trunks ready tonight, if possible, so we don’t have +the usual last-minute scramble.” + + + +Page | 147 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And in fact, their departure the following morning was +smoother than usual. The Ministry cars glided up to +the front of the Burrow to find them waiting, trunks +packed; Hermione’s cat, Crookshanks, safely enclosed +in his traveling basket; and Hedwig; Ron’s owl, +Pigwidgeon; and Ginny’s new purple Pygmy Puff, +Arnold, in cages. + +“Au revoir, ’Ariy,” said Fleur throatily, kissing him +good-bye. Ron hurried forward, looking hopeful, but +Ginny stuck out her foot and Ron fell, sprawling in +the dust at Fleur’s feet. Furious, red-faced, and dirt- +spattered, he hurried into the car without saying +good-bye. + +There was no cheerful Hagrid waiting for them at +King’s Cross Station. Instead, two grim-faced, +bearded Aurors in dark Muggle suits moved forward +the moment the cars stopped and, flanking the party, +marched them into the station without speaking. + +“Quick, quick, through the barrier,” said Mrs. + +Weasley, who seemed a little flustered by this austere +efficiency. “Harry had better go first, with — ” + +She looked inquiringly at one of the Aurors, who +nodded briefly, seized Harry’s upper arm, and +attempted to steer him toward the barrier between +platforms nine and ten. + +“I can walk, thanks,” said Harry irritably, jerking his +arm out of the Auror’s grip. He pushed his trolley +directly at the solid barrier, ignoring his silent +companion, and found himself, a second later, +standing on platform nine and three-quarters, where +the scarlet Hogwarts Express stood belching steam +over the crowd. + + + +Page | 148 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione and the Weasleys joined him within +seconds. Without waiting to consult his grim-faced +Auror, Harry motioned to Ron and Hermione to follow +him up the platform, looking for an empty +compartment. + +“We can’t, Harry,” said Hermione, looking apologetic. +“Ron and I’ve got to go to the prefects’ carriage first +and then patrol the corridors for a bit.” + +“Oh yeah, I forgot,” said Harry. + +“You’d better get straight on the train, all of you, +you’ve only got a few minutes to go,” said Mrs. +Weasley, consulting her watch. “Well, have a lovely +term, Ron. ...” + +“Mr. Weasley, can I have a quick word?” said Harry, +making up his mind on the spur of the moment. + +“Of course,” said Mr. Weasley, who looked slightly +surprised, but followed Harry out of earshot of the +others nevertheless. + +Harry had thought it through carefully and come to +the conclusion that, if he was to tell anyone, Mr. +Weasley was the right person; firstly, because he +worked at the Ministry and was therefore in the best +position to make further investigations, and secondly, +because he thought that there was not too much risk +of Mr. Weasley exploding with anger. + +He could see Mrs. Weasley and the grim-faced Auror +casting the pair of them suspicious looks as they +moved away. + +“When we were in Diagon Alley,” Harry began, but Mr. +Weasley forestalled him with a grimace. + + + +Page | 149 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and +Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to +be in the back room of Fred and George’s shop?” + +“How did you — ?” + +“Harry, please. You’re talking to the man who raised +Fred and George.” + +“Er ... yeah, all right, we weren’t in the back room.” + +“Very well, then, let’s hear the worst.” + +“Well, we followed Draco Malfoy. We used my +Invisibility Cloak.” + +“Did you have any particular reason for doing so, or +was it a mere whim?” + +“Because I thought Malfoy was up to something,” said +Harry, disregarding Mr. Weasley’s look of mingled +exasperation and amusement. “He’d given his mother +the slip and I wanted to know why.” + +“Of course you did,” said Mr. Weasley, sounding +resigned. “Well? Did you find out why?” + +“He went into Borgin and Burkes,” said Harry, “and +started bullying the bloke in there, Borgin, to help +him fix something. And he said he wanted Borgin to +keep something else for him. He made it sound like it +was the same kind of thing that needed fixing. Like +they were a pair. And ...” + +Harry took a deep breath. + +“There’s something else. We saw Malfoy jump about a +mile when Madam Malkin tried to touch his left arm. I + + + +Page | 150 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +think he’s been branded with the Dark Mark. I think +he’s replaced his father as a Death Eater.” + +Mr. Weasley looked taken aback. After a moment he +said, “Harry, I doubt whether You-Know-Who would +allow a sixteen-year-old — ” + +“Does anyone really know what You-Know-Who would +or wouldn’t do?” asked Harry angrily. “Mr. Weasley, +I’m sorry, but isn’t it worth investigating? If Malfoy +wants something fixing, and he needs to threaten +Borgin to get it done, it’s probably something Dark or +dangerous, isn’t it?” + +“I doubt it, to be honest, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley +slowly. “You see, when Lucius Malfoy was arrested, +we raided his house. We took away everything that +might have been dangerous.” + +“I think you missed something,” said Harry +stubbornly. + +“Well, maybe,” said Mr. Weasley, but Harry could tell +that Mr. Weasley was humoring him. + +There was a whistle behind them; nearly everyone +had boarded the train and the doors were closing. + +“You’d better hurry,” said Mr. Weasley, as Mrs. +Weasley cried, “Harry, quickly!” + +He hurried forward and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley helped +him load his trunk onto the train. + +“Now, dear, you’re coming to us for Christmas, it’s all +fixed with Dumbledore, so we’ll see you quite soon,” +said Mrs. Weasley through the window, as Harry +slammed the door shut behind him and the train + + + +Page | 151 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +began to move. “You make sure you look after +yourself and — ” + + + +The train was gathering speed. + +“ — be good and — ” + +She was jogging to keep up now. +stay safe!” + +Harry waved until the train had turned a corner and +Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were lost to view, then turned +to see where the others had got to. He supposed Ron +and Hermione were cloistered in the prefects’ +carriage, but Ginny was a little way along the +corridor, chatting to some friends. He made his way +toward her, dragging his trunk. + +People stared shamelessly as he approached. They +even pressed their faces against the windows of their +compartments to get a look at him. He had expected +an upswing in the amount of gaping and gawping he +would have to endure this term after all the “Chosen +One” rumors in the Daily Prophet, but he did not +enjoy the sensation of standing in a very bright +spotlight. He tapped Ginny on the shoulder. + +“Fancy trying to find a compartment?” + +“I can’t, Harry, I said I’d meet Dean,” said Ginny +brightly. “See you later.” + +“Right,” said Harry. He felt a strange twinge of +annoyance as she walked away, her long red hair +dancing behind her; he had become so used to her +presence over the summer that he had almost +forgotten that Ginny did not hang around with him, +Ron, and Hermione while at school. Then he blinked +Page | 152 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and looked around: He was surrounded by +mesmerized girls. + +“Hi, Harry!” said a familiar voice from behind him. + +“Neville!” said Harry in relief, turning to see a round- +faced boy struggling toward him. + +“Hello, Harry,” said a girl with long hair and large +misty eyes, who was just behind Neville. + +“Luna, hi, how are you?” + +“Very well, thank you,” said Luna. She was clutching +a magazine to her chest; large letters on the front +announced that there was a pair of free Spectrespecs +inside. + +“Quibbler still going strong, then?” asked Harry, who +felt a certain fondness for the magazine, having given +it an exclusive interview the previous year. + +“Oh yes, circulation’s well up,” said Luna happily. + +“Let’s find seats,” said Harry, and the three of them +set off along the train through hordes of silently +staring students. At last they found an empty +compartment, and Harry hurried inside gratefully. + +“They’re even staring at us!” said Neville, indicating +himself and Luna. “Because we’re with you!” + +“They’re staring at you because you were at the +Ministry too,” said Harry, as he hoisted his trunk into +the luggage rack. “Our little adventure there was all +over the Daily Prophet, you must’ve seen it.” + +“Yes, I thought Gran would be angry about all the +publicity,” said Neville, “but she was really pleased. + +Page | 153 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Says I’m starting to live up to my dad at long last. She +bought me a new wand, look!” + + + +He pulled it out and showed it to Harry. + +“Cherry and unicorn hair,” he said proudly. “We think +it was one of the last Ollivander ever sold, he +vanished next day — oi, come back here, Trevor!” + +And he dived under the seat to retrieve his toad as it +made one of its frequent bids for freedom. + +“Are we still doing D.A. meetings this year, Harry?” +asked Luna, who was detaching a pair of psychedelic +spectacles from the middle of The Quibbler. + +“No point now we’ve got rid of Umbridge, is there?” +said Harry, sitting down. Neville bumped his head +against the seat as he emerged from under it. He +looked most disappointed. + +“I liked the D.A.! I learned loads with you!” + +“I enjoyed the meetings too,” said Luna serenely. “It +was like having friends.” + +This was one of those uncomfortable things Luna +often said and which made Harry feel a squirming +mixture of pity and embarrassment. Before he could +respond, however, there was a disturbance outside +their compartment door; a group of fourth-year girls +was whispering and giggling together on the other +side of the glass. + +“You ask him!” + +“No, you!” + +“I’ll do it!” + +Page | 154 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And one of them, a bold-looking girl with large dark +eyes, a prominent chin, and long black hair pushed +her way through the door. + +“Hi, Harry, I’m Romilda, Romilda Vane,” she said +loudly and confidently. “Why don’t you join us in our +compartment? You don’t have to sit with them,” she +added in a stage whisper, indicating Neville’s bottom, +which was sticking out from under the seat again as +he groped around for Trevor, and Luna, who was now +wearing her free Spectrespecs, which gave her the +look of a demented, multicolored owl. + +“They’re friends of mine,” said Harry coldly. + +“Oh,” said the girl, looking very surprised. “Oh. + +Okay.” + +And she withdrew, sliding the door closed behind her. + +“People expect you to have cooler friends than us,” +said Luna, once again displaying her knack for +embarrassing honesty. + +“You are cool,” said Harry shortly. “None of them was +at the Ministry. They didn’t fight with me.” + +“That’s a very nice thing to say,” beamed Luna. Then +she pushed her Spectrespecs farther up her nose and +settled down to read The Quibbler. + +“We didn’t face him, though,” said Neville, emerging +from under the seat with fluff and dust in his hair +and a resigned-looking Trevor in his hand. “You did. +You should hear my gran talk about you. ‘That Harry +Potter’s got more backbone than the whole Ministry of +Magic put together*.’ She’d give anything to have you +as a grandson. ...” + + + +Page | 155 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry laughed uncomfortably and changed the +subject to O.W.L. results as soon as he could. While +Neville recited his grades and wondered aloud +whether he would be allowed to take a +Transfiguration N.E.W.T. with only an “Acceptable,” +Harry watched him without really listening. + +Neville’s childhood had been blighted by Voldemort +just as much as Harry’s had, but Neville had no idea +how close he had come to having Harry’s destiny. The +prophecy could have referred to either of them, yet, +for his own inscrutable reasons, Voldemort had +chosen to believe that Harry was the one meant. + +Had Voldemort chosen Neville, it would be Neville +sitting opposite Harry bearing the lightning-shaped +scar and the weight of the prophecy. ... Or would it? +Would Neville’s mother have died to save him, as Lily +had died for Harry? Surely she would. ... But what if +she had been unable to stand between her son and +Voldemort? Would there then have been no “Chosen +One” at all? An empty seat where Neville now sat and +a scarless Harry who would have been kissed good- +bye by his own mother, not Ron’s? + +“You all right, Harry? You look funny,” said Neville. + +Harry started. “Sorry — I — ” + +“Wrackspurt got you?” asked Luna sympathetically, +peering at Harry through her enormous colored +spectacles. + +“I — what?” + +“A Wrackspurt ... They’re invisible. They float in +through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy,” she +said. “I thought I felt one zooming around in here.” + + + +Page | 156 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She flapped her hands at thin air, as though beating +off large invisible moths. Harry and Neville caught +each other’s eyes and hastily began to talk of +Quidditch. + +The weather beyond the train windows was as patchy +as it had been all summer; they passed through +stretches of the chilling mist, then out into weak, +clear sunlight. It was during one of the clear spells, +when the sun was visible almost directly overhead, +that Ron and Hermione entered the compartment at +last. + +“Wish the lunch trolley would hurry up, I’m starving,” +said Ron longingly, slumping into the seat beside +Harry and rubbing his stomach. “Hi, Neville. Hi, + +Luna. Guess what?” he added, turning to Harry. +“Malfoy’s not doing prefect duty. He’s just sitting in +his compartment with the other Slytherins, we saw +him when we passed.” + +Harry sat up straight, interested. It was not like +Malfoy to pass up the chance to demonstrate his +power as prefect, which he had happily abused all the +previous year. + +“What did he do when he saw you?” + +“The usual,” said Ron indifferently, demonstrating a +rude hand gesture. “Not like him, though, is it? Well +— that is” — he did the hand gesture again — “but +why isn’t he out there bullying first years? + +“Dunno,” said Harry, but his mind was racing. Didn’t +this look as though Malfoy had more important things +on his mind than bullying younger students? + + + +Page | 157 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Maybe he preferred the Inquisitorial Squad,” said +Hermione. “Maybe being a prefect seems a bit tame +after that.” + + + +“I don’t think so,” said Harry. “I think he’s — ” + +But before he could expound on his theory, the +compartment door slid open again and a breathless +third -year girl stepped inside. + +“I’m supposed to deliver these to Neville Longbottom +and Harry P-Potter,” she faltered, as her eyes met +Harry’s and she turned scarlet. She was holding out +two scrolls of parchment tied with violet ribbon. +Perplexed, Harry and Neville took the scroll addressed +to each of them and the girl stumbled back out of the +compartment. + +“What is it?” Ron demanded, as Harry unrolled his. +“An invitation,” said Harry. + +Harry, + +I would be delighted if you would join me for a bite of +lunch in compartment C. + +Sincerely, + +Professor H. E. F. Slug horn + +“Who’s Professor Slughorn?” asked Neville, looking +perplexedly at his own invitation. + +“New teacher,” said Harry. “Well, I suppose we’ll have +to go, won’t we?” + +“But what does he want me for?” asked Neville +nervously, as though he was expecting detention. + +Page | 158 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No idea,” said Harry, which was not entirely true, +though he had no proof yet that his hunch was +correct. “Listen,” he added, seized by a sudden brain +wave, “let’s go under the Invisibility Cloak, then we +might get a good look at Malfoy on the way, see what +he’s up to.” + +This idea, however, came to nothing: The corridors, +which were packed with people on the lookout for the +lunch trolley, were impossible to negotiate while +wearing the cloak. Harry stowed it regretfully back in +his bag, reflecting that it would have been nice to +wear it just to avoid all the staring, which seemed to +have increased in intensity even since he had last +walked down the train. Every now and then, students +would hurtle out of their compartments to get a better +look at him. The exception was Cho Chang, who +darted into her compartment when she saw Harry +coming. As Harry passed the window, he saw her +deep in determined conversation with her friend +Marietta, who was wearing a very thick layer of +makeup that did not entirely obscure the odd +formation of pimples still etched across her face. +Smirking slightly, Harry pushed on. + +When they reached compartment C, they saw at once +that they were not Slughorn’s only invitees, although +judging by the enthusiasm of Slughorn’s welcome, +Harry was the most warmly anticipated. + +“Harry, m’boy!” said Slughorn, jumping up at the +sight of him so that his great velvet-covered belly +seemed to fill all the remaining space in the +compartment. His shiny bald head and great silvery +mustache gleamed as brightly in the sunlight as the +golden buttons on his waistcoat. “Good to see you, +good to see you! And you must be Mr. Longbottom!” + + + +Page | 159 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neville nodded, looking scared. At a gesture from +Slughorn, they sat down opposite each other in the +only two empty seats, which were nearest the door. +Harry glanced around at their fellow guests. He +recognized a Slytherin from their year, a tall black boy +with high cheekbones and long, slanting eyes; there +were also two seventh-year boys Harry did not know +and, squashed in the corner beside Slughorn and +looking as though she was not entirely sure how she +had got there, Ginny. + +“Now, do you know everyone?” Slughorn asked Harry +and Neville. “Blaise Zabini is in your year, of course — + + + +Zabini did not make any sign of recognition or +greeting, nor did Harry or Neville: Gryffindor and +Slytherin students loathed each other on principle. + +“This is Cormac McLaggen, perhaps you’ve come +across each other — ? No?” + +McLaggen, a large, wiry-haired youth, raised a hand, +and Harry and Neville nodded back at him. + +“ — and this is Marcus Belby, I don’t know whether — +?” + +Belby, who was thin and nervous-looking, gave a +strained smile. + +“ — and this charming young lady tells me she knows +you!” Slughorn finished. + +Ginny grimaced at Harry and Neville from behind +Slughorn’s back. + +“Well now, this is most pleasant,” said Slughorn +cozily. “A chance to get to know you all a little better. + +Page | 160 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Here, take a napkin. I’ve packed my own lunch; the +trolley, as I remember it, is heavy on licorice wands, +and a poor old man’s digestive system isn’t quite up +to such things. ... Pheasant, Belby?” + +Belby started and accepted what looked like half a +cold pheasant. + +“I was just telling young Marcus here that I had the +pleasure of teaching his Uncle Damocles,” Slughorn +told Harry and Neville, now passing around a basket +of rolls. “Outstanding wizard, outstanding, and his +Order of Merlin most well-deserved. Do you see much +of your uncle, Marcus?” + +Unfortunately, Belby had just taken a large mouthful +of pheasant; in his haste to answer Slughorn he +swallowed too fast, turned purple, and began to +choke. + +“Anapneo,” said Slughorn calmly, pointing his wand +at Belby, whose airway seemed to clear at once. + +“Not ... not much of him, no,” gasped Belby, his eyes +streaming. + +“Well, of course, I daresay he’s busy,” said Slughorn, +looking questioningly at Belby. “I doubt he invented +the Wolfsbane Potion without considerable hard +work!” + +“I suppose ...” said Belby, who seemed afraid to take +another bite of pheasant until he was sure that +Slughorn had finished with him. “Er ... he and my +dad don’t get on very well, you see, so I don’t really +know much about ...” + +His voice tailed away as Slughorn gave him a cold +smile and turned to McLaggen instead. + +Page | 161 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, you, Cormac,” said Slughorn, “I happen to +know you see a lot of your Uncle Tiberius, because he +has a rather splendid picture of the two of you +hunting nogtails in, I think, Norfolk?” + +“Oh, yeah, that was fun, that was,” said McLaggen. +“We went with Bertie Higgs and Rufus Scrimgeour — +this was before he became Minister, obviously — ” + +“Ah, you know Bertie and Rufus too?” beamed +Slughorn, now offering around a small tray of pies; +somehow, Belby was missed out. “Now tell me ...” + +It was as Harry had suspected. Everyone here seemed +to have been invited because they were connected to +somebody well-known or influential — everyone +except Ginny. Zabini, who was interrogated after +McLaggen, turned out to have a famously beautiful +witch for a mother (from what Harry could make out, +she had been married seven times, each of her +husbands dying mysteriously and leaving her mounds +of gold). It was Neville’s turn next: This was a very +uncomfortable ten minutes, for Neville’s parents, well- +known Aurors, had been tortured into insanity by +Bellatrix Lestrange and a couple of Death Eater +cronies. At the end of Neville’s interview, Harry had +the impression that Slughorn was reserving judgment +on Neville, yet to see whether he had any of his +parents’ flair. + +“And now,” said Slughorn, shifting massively in his +seat with the air of a compere introducing his star +act. “Harry Potter! Where to begin? I feel I barely +scratched the surface when we met over the summer!” +He contemplated Harry for a moment as though he +was a particularly large and succulent piece of +pheasant, then said, “ The Chosen One,’ they’re +calling you now!” + + + +Page | 162 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry said nothing. Belby, McLaggen, and Zabini +were all staring at him. + + + +“Of course,” said Slughorn, watching Harry closely, +“there have been rumors for years. ... I remember +when — well — after that terrible night — Lily — +James — and you survived — and the word was that +you must have powers beyond the ordinary — ” + +Zabini gave a tiny little cough that was clearly +supposed to indicate amused skepticism. An angry +voice burst out from behind Slughorn. + +“Yeah, Zabini, because you’re so talented ... at posing. + + + +“Oh dear!” chuckled Slughorn comfortably, looking +around at Ginny, who was glaring at Zabini around +Slughorn ’s great belly. “You want to be careful, Blaise! +I saw this young lady perform the most marvelous +Bat-Bogey Hex as I was passing her carriage! I +wouldn’t cross her!” + +Zabini merely looked contemptuous. + +“Anyway,” said Slughorn, turning back to Harry. + +“Such rumors this summer. Of course, one doesn’t +know what to believe, the Prophet has been known to +print inaccuracies, make mistakes — but there seems +little doubt, given the number of witnesses, that there +was quite a disturbance at the Ministry and that you +were there in the thick of it all!” + +Harry, who could not see any way out of this without +flatly lying, nodded but still said nothing. Slughorn +beamed at him. + +“So modest, so modest, no wonder Dumbledore is so +fond — you were there, then? But the rest of the + +Page | 163 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stories — so sensational, of course, one doesn’t know +quite what to believe — this fabled prophecy, for +instance — ” + +“We never heard a prophecy,” said Neville, turning +geranium pink as he said it. + +“That’s right,” said Ginny staunchly. “Neville and I +were both there too, and all this ‘Chosen One’ rubbish +is just the Prophet making things up as usual.” + +“You were both there too, were you?” said Slughorn +with great interest, looking from Ginny to Neville, but +both of them sat clamlike before his encouraging +smile. + +“Yes . . . well ... it is true that the Prophet often +exaggerates, of course. ...” Slughorn said, sounding a +little disappointed. “I remember dear Gwenog telling +me (Gwenog Jones, I mean, of course, Captain of the +Holyhead Harpies) — ” + +He meandered off into a long-winded reminiscence, +but Harry had the distinct impression that Slughorn +had not finished with him, and that he had not been +convinced by Neville and Ginny. + +The afternoon wore on with more anecdotes about +illustrious wizards Slughorn had taught, all of whom +had been delighted to join what he called the “Slug +Club” at Hogwarts. Harry could not wait to leave, but +couldn’t see how to do so politely. Finally the train +emerged from yet another long misty stretch into a +red sunset, and Slughorn looked around, blinking in +the twilight. + +“Good gracious, it’s getting dark already! I didn’t +notice that they’d lit the lamps! You’d better go and +change into your robes, all of you. McLaggen, you + +Page | 164 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +must drop by and borrow that book on nogtails. + +Harry, Blaise — any time you’re passing. Same goes +for you, miss,” he twinkled at Ginny. “Well, off you go, +off you go!” + +As he pushed past Harry into the darkening corridor, +Zabini shot him a filthy look that Harry returned with +interest. He, Ginny, and Neville followed Zabini back +along the train. + +“I’m glad that’s over,” muttered Neville. “Strange man, +isn’t he?” + +“Yeah, he is a bit,” said Harry, his eyes on Zabini. +“How come you ended up in there, Ginny?” + +“He saw me hex Zacharias Smith,” said Ginny. “You +remember that idiot from Hufflepuff who was in the +D.A.? He kept on and on asking about what happened +at the Ministry and in the end he annoyed me so +much I hexed him — when Slughorn came in I +thought I was going to get detention, but he just +thought it was a really good hex and invited me to +lunch! Mad, eh?” + +“Better reason for inviting someone than because +their mother’s famous,” said Harry, scowling at the +back of Zabini ’s head, “or because their uncle — ” + +But he broke off. An idea had just occurred to him, a +reckless but potentially wonderful idea. ... In a +minute’s time, Zabini was going to reenter the +Slytherin sixth-year compartment and Malfoy would +be sitting there, thinking himself unheard by anybody +except fellow Slytherins. ... If Harry could only enter, +unseen, behind him, what might he not see or hear? +True, there was little of the journey left — Hogsmeade +Station had to be less than half an hour away, +judging by the wildness of the scenery flashing by the +Page | 165 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +windows — but nobody else seemed prepared to take +Harry’s suspicions seriously, so it was down to him to +prove them. + +“I’ll see you two later,” said Harry under his breath, +pulling out his Invisibility Cloak and flinging it over +himself. + +“But what’re you — ?” asked Neville. + +“Later!” whispered Harry, darting after Zabini as +quietly as possible, though the rattling of the train +made such caution almost pointless. + +The corridors were almost completely empty now. +Nearly everyone had returned to their carriages to +change into their school robes and pack up their +possessions. Though he was as close as he could get +to Zabini without touching him, Harry was not quick +enough to slip into the compartment when Zabini +opened the door. Zabini was already sliding it shut +when Harry hastily stuck out his foot to prevent it +closing. + +“What’s wrong with this thing?” said Zabini angrily as +he smashed the sliding door repeatedly into Harry’s +foot. + +Harry seized the door and pushed it open, hard; +Zabini, still clinging on to the handle, toppled over +sideways into Gregory Goyle’s lap, and in the ensuing +ruckus, Harry darted into the compartment, leapt +onto Zabini’s temporarily empty seat, and hoisted +himself up into the luggage rack. It was fortunate that +Goyle and Zabini were snarling at each other, drawing +all eyes onto them, for Harry was quite sure his feet +and ankles had been revealed as the cloak had +flapped around them; indeed, for one horrible +moment he thought he saw Malfoy’s eyes follow his +Page | 166 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +trainer as it whipped upward out of sight. But then +Goyle slammed the door shut and flung Zabini off +him; Zabini collapsed into his own seat looking +ruffled, Vincent Crabbe returned to his comic, and +Malfoy, sniggering, lay back down across two seats +with his head in Pansy Parkinson’s lap. Harry lay +curled uncomfortably under the cloak to ensure that +every inch of him remained hidden, and watched +Pansy stroke the sleek blond hair off Malfoy’s +forehead, smirking as she did so, as though anyone +would have loved to have been in her place. The +lanterns swinging from the carriage ceiling cast a +bright light over the scene: Harry could read every +word of Crabbe’s comic directly below him. + +“So, Zabini,” said Malfoy, “what did Slughorn want?” + +“Just trying to make up to well-connected people,” +said Zabini, who was still glowering at Goyle. “Not +that he managed to find many.” + +This information did not seem to please Malfoy. + +��Who else had he invited?” he demanded. + +“McLaggen from Gryffindor,” said Zabini. + +“Oh yeah, his uncle’s big in the Ministry,” said +Malfoy. + +“ — someone else called Belby, from Ravenclaw — ” + +“Not him, he’s a prat!” said Pansy. + +“ — and Longbottom, Potter, and that Weasley girl,” +finished Zabini. + +Malfoy sat up very suddenly, knocking Pansy’s hand +aside. + +Page | 167 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He invited Longbottom?” + +“Well, I assume so, as Longbottom was there,” said +Zabini indifferently. + +“What’s Longbottom got to interest Slughorn?” + +Zabini shrugged. + +“Potter, precious Potter, obviously he wanted a look at +‘the Chosen One,’ ” sneered Malfoy, “but that Weasley +girl! What’s so special about her?” + +“A lot of boys like her,” said Pansy, watching Malfoy +out of the corner of her eyes for his reaction. “Even +you think she’s good-looking, don’t you, Blaise, and +we all know how hard you are to please!” + +“I wouldn’t touch a filthy little blood traitor like her +whatever she looked like,” said Zabini coldly, and +Pansy looked pleased. Malfoy sank back across her +lap and allowed her to resume the stroking of his +hair. + +“Well, I pity Slughorn’s taste. Maybe he’s going a bit +senile. Shame, my father always said he was a good +wizard in his day. My father used to be a bit of a +favorite of his. Slughorn probably hasn’t heard I’m on +the train, or — ” + +“I wouldn’t bank on an invitation,” said Zabini. “He +asked me about Nott’s father when I first arrived. + +They used to be old friends, apparently, but when he +heard he’d been caught at the Ministry he didn’t look +happy, and Nott didn’t get an invitation, did he? I +don’t think Slughorn’s interested in Death Eaters.” + +Malfoy looked angry, but forced out a singularly +humorless laugh. + +Page | 168 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, who cares what he’s interested in? What is he, +when you come down to it? Just some stupid +teacher.” Malfoy yawned ostentatiously. “I mean, I +might not even be at Hogwarts next year, what’s it +matter to me if some fat old has-been likes me or +not?” + +“What do you mean, you might not be at Hogwarts +next year?” said Pansy indignantly, ceasing grooming +Malfoy at once. + +“Well, you never know,” said Malfoy with the ghost of +a smirk. “I might have — er — moved on to bigger and +better things.” + +Crouched in the luggage rack under his cloak, Harry’s +heart began to race. What would Ron and Hermione +say about this? Crabbe and Goyle were gawping at +Malfoy; apparently they had had no inkling of any +plans to move on to bigger and better things. Even +Zabini had allowed a look of curiosity to mar his +haughty features. Pansy resumed the slow stroking of +Malfoy’s hair, looking dumbfounded. + +“Do you mean — Him?” + +Malfoy shrugged. + +“Mother wants me to complete my education, but +personally, I don’t see it as that important these days. +I mean, think about it. ... When the Dark Lord takes +over, is he going to care how many O.W.L.s or +N.E.W.T.s anyone’s got? Of course he isn’t. ... It’ll be +all about the kind of service he received, the level of +devotion he was shown.” + +“And you think you’ll be able to do something for +him?” asked Zabini scathingly. “Sixteen years old and +not even fully qualified yet?” + +Page | 169 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ve just said, haven’t I? Maybe he doesn’t care if I’m +qualified. Maybe the job he wants me to do isn’t +something that you need to be qualified for,” said +Malfoy quietly. + +Crabbe and Goyle were both sitting with their mouths +open like gargoyles. Pansy was gazing down at Malfoy +as though she had never seen anything so awe- +inspiring. + +“I can see Hogwarts,” said Malfoy, clearly relishing the +effect he had created as he pointed out of the +blackened window. “We’d better get our robes on.” + +Harry was so busy staring at Malfoy, he did not notice +Goyle reaching up for his trunk; as he swung it down, +it hit Harry hard on the side of the head. He let out an +involuntary gasp of pain, and Malfoy looked up at the +luggage rack, frowning. + +Harry was not afraid of Malfoy, but he still did not +much like the idea of being discovered hiding under +his Invisibility Cloak by a group of unfriendly +Slytherins. Eyes still watering and head still +throbbing, he drew his wand, careful not to +disarrange the cloak, and waited, breath held. To his +relief, Malfoy seemed to decide that he had imagined +the noise; he pulled on his robes like the others, +locked his trunk, and as the train slowed to a jerky +crawl, fastened a thick new traveling cloak round his +neck. + +Harry could see the corridors filling up again and +hoped that Hermione and Ron would take his things +out onto the platform for him; he was stuck where he +was until the compartment had quite emptied. At last, +with a final lurch, the train came to a complete halt. +Goyle threw the door open and muscled his way out + + + +Page | 170 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +into a crowd of second years, punching them aside; +Crabbe and Zabini followed. + +“You go on,” Malfoy told Pansy, who was waiting for +him with her hand held out as though hoping he +would hold it. “I just want to check something.” + +Pansy left. Now Harry and Malfoy were alone in the +compartment. People were filing past, descending +onto the dark platform. Malfoy moved over to the +compartment door and let down the blinds, so that +people in the corridor beyond could not peer in. He +then bent down over his trunk and opened it again. + +Harry peered down over the edge of the luggage rack, +his heart pumping a little faster. What had Malfoy +wanted to hide from Pansy? Was he about to see the +mysterious broken object it was so important to +mend? + +“Petrificus Totalusl” + +Without warning, Malfoy pointed his wand at Harry, +who was instantly paralyzed. As though in slow +motion, he toppled out of the luggage rack and fell, +with an agonizing, floor-shaking crash, at Malfoy’s +feet, the Invisibility Cloak trapped beneath him, his +whole body revealed with his legs still curled absurdly +into the cramped kneeling position. He couldn’t move +a muscle; he could only gaze up at Malfoy, who +smiled broadly. + +“I thought so,” he said jubilantly. “I heard Goyle’s +trunk hit you. And I thought I saw something white +flash through the air after Zabini came back. ...” + +His eyes lingered for a moment upon Harry’s trainers. + + + +Page | 171 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You didn’t hear anything I care about, Potter. But +while I’ve got you here ...” + +And he stamped, hard, on Harry’s face. Harry felt his +nose break; blood spurted everywhere. + +“That’s from my father. Now, let’s see. ...” + +Malfoy dragged the cloak out from under Harry’s +immobilized body and threw it over him. + +“I don’t reckon they’ll find you till the train’s back in +London,” he said quietly. “See you around, Potter ... +or not.” + +And taking care to tread on Harry’s fingers, Malfoy +left the compartment. + + + +Page | 172 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SNAPE VICTORIOUS + +Harry could not move a muscle. He lay there beneath +the Invisibility Cloak feeling the blood from his nose +flow, hot and wet, over his face, listening to the voices +and footsteps in the corridor beyond. His immediate +thought was that someone, surely, would check the +compartments before the train departed again. But at +once came the dispiriting realization that even if +somebody looked into the compartment, he would be +neither seen nor heard. His best hope was that +somebody else would walk in and step on him. + +Harry had never hated Malfoy more than as he lay +there, like an absurd turtle on its back, blood +dripping sickeningly into his open mouth. What a +stupid situation to have landed himself in . . . and now +the last few footsteps were dying away; everyone was +shuffling along the dark platform outside; he could +hear the scraping of trunks and the loud babble of +talk. + + + +Page | 173 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +Ron and Hermione would think that he had left the +train without them. Once they arrived at Hogwarts +and took their places in the Great Hall, looked up and +down the Gryffindor table a few times, and finally +realized that he was not there, he, no doubt, would be +halfway back to London. + +He tried to make a sound, even a grunt, but it was +impossible. Then he remembered that some wizards, +like Dumbledore, could perform spells without +speaking, so he tried to summon his wand, which had +fallen out of his hand, by saying the words “Accio +Wand\” over and over again in his head, but nothing +happened. + +He thought he could hear the rustling of the trees +that surrounded the lake, and the far-off hoot of an +owl, but no hint of a search being made or even (he +despised himself slightly for hoping it) panicked +voices wondering where Harry Potter had gone. A +feeling of hopelessness spread through him as he +imagined the convoy of thestral-drawn carriages +trundling up to the school and the muffled yells of +laughter issuing from whichever carriage Malfoy was +riding in, where he could be recounting his attack on +Harry to Crabbe, Goyle, Zabini, and Pansy Parkinson. + +The train lurched, causing Harry to roll over onto his +side. Now he was staring at the dusty underside of +the seats instead of the ceiling. The floor began to +vibrate as the engine roared into life. The Express was +leaving and nobody knew he was still on it. ... + +Then he felt his Invisibility Cloak fly off him and a +voice overhead said, “Wotcher, Harry.” + +There was a flash of red light and Harry’s body +unfroze; he was able to push himself into a more +dignified sitting position, hastily wipe the blood off his + +Page | 174 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bruised face with the back of his hand, and raise his +head to look up at Tonks, who was holding the +Invisibility Cloak she had just pulled away. + +“We’d better get out of here, quickly,” she said, as the +train windows became obscured with steam and they +began to move out of the station. “Come on, we’ll +jump.” + +Harry hurried after her into the corridor. She pulled +open the train door and leapt onto the platform, +which seemed to be sliding underneath them as the +train gathered momentum. He followed her, staggered +a little on landing, then straightened up in time to see +the gleaming scarlet steam engine pick up speed, +round the corner, and disappear from view. + +The cold night air was soothing on his throbbing +nose. Tonks was looking at him; he felt angry and +embarrassed that he had been discovered in such a +ridiculous position. Silently she handed him back the +Invisibility Cloak. + +“Who did it?” + +“Draco Malfoy,” said Harry bitterly. “Thanks for ... +well ...” + +“No problem,” said Tonks, without smiling. From +what Harry could see in the darkness, she was as +mousy-haired and miserable-looking as she had been +when he had met her at the Burrow. “I can fix your +nose if you stand still.” + +Harry did not think much of this idea; he had been +intending to visit Madam Pomfrey, the matron, in +whom he had a little more confidence when it came to +Healing Spells, but it seemed rude to say this, so he +stayed stock-still and closed his eyes. + +Page | 175 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Episkey,” said Tonks. + + + +Harry’s nose felt very hot, and then very cold. He +raised a hand and felt it gingerly. It seemed to be +mended. + +“Thanks a lot!” + +“You’d better put that cloak back on, and we can walk +up to the school,” said Tonks, still unsmiling. As +Harry swung the cloak back over himself, she waved +her wand; an immense silvery four-legged creature +erupted from it and streaked off into the darkness. + +“Was that a Patronus?” asked Harry, who had seen +Dumbledore send messages like this. + +“Yes, I’m sending word to the castle that I’ve got you +or they’ll worry. Come on, we’d better not dawdle.” + +They set off toward the lane that led to the school. + +“How did you find me?” + +“I noticed you hadn’t left the train and I knew you +had that cloak. I thought you might be hiding for +some reason. When I saw the blinds were drawn +down on that compartment I thought I’d check.” + +“But what are you doing here, anyway?” Harry asked. + +“I’m stationed in Hogsmeade now, to give the school +extra protection,” said Tonks. + +“Is it just you who’s stationed up here, or — ?” + +“No, Proudfoot, Savage, and Dawlish are here too.” + +“Dawlish, that Auror Dumbledore attacked last year?” + +Page | 176 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s right.” + + + +They trudged up the dark, deserted lane, following the +freshly made carriage tracks. Harry looked sideways +at Tonks under his cloak. Last year she had been +inquisitive (to the point of being a little annoying at +times), she had laughed easily, she had made jokes. +Now she seemed older and much more serious and +purposeful. Was this all the effect of what had +happened at the Ministry? He reflected uncomfortably +that Hermione would have suggested he say +something consoling about Sirius to her, that it +hadn’t been her fault at all, but he couldn’t bring +himself to do it. He was far from blaming her for +Sirius’s death; it was no more her fault than anyone +else’s (and much less than his), but he did not like +talking about Sirius if he could avoid it. And so they +tramped on through the cold night in silence, Tonks ’s +long cloak whispering on the ground behind them. + +Having always traveled there by carriage, Harry had +never before appreciated just how far Hogwarts was +from Hogsmeade Station. With great relief he finally +saw the tall pillars on either side of the gates, each +topped with a winged boar. He was cold, he was +hungry, and he was quite keen to leave this new, +gloomy Tonks behind. But when he put out a hand to +push open the gates, he found them chained shut. + +“Alohomora\” he said confidently, pointing his wand at +the padlock, but nothing happened. + +“That won’t work on these,” said Tonks. “Dumbledore +bewitched them himself.” + +Harry looked around. + +“I could climb a wall,” he suggested. + + + +Page | 177 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, you couldn’t,” said Tonks flatly. “Anti-intruder +jinxes on all of them. Security’s been tightened a +hundredfold this summer.” + +“Well then,” said Harry, starting to feel annoyed at her +lack of helpfulness, “I suppose I’ll just have to sleep +out here and wait for morning.” + +“Someone’s coming down for you,” said Tonks. “Look.” + +A lantern was bobbing at the distant foot of the +castle. Harry was so pleased to see it he felt he could +even endure Filch’s wheezy criticisms of his tardiness +and rants about how his timekeeping would improve +with the regular application of thumbscrews. It was +not until the glowing yellow light was ten feet away +from them, and Harry had pulled off his Invisibility +Cloak so that he could be seen, that he recognized, +with a rush of pure loathing, the uplit hooked nose +and long, black, greasy hair of Severus Snape. + +“Well, well, well,” sneered Snape, taking out his wand +and tapping the padlock once, so that the chains +snaked backward and the gates creaked open. “Nice +of you to turn up, Potter, although you have evidently +decided that the wearing of school robes would +detract from your appearance.” + +“I couldn’t change, I didn’t have my — ” Harry began, +but Snape cut across him. + +“There is no need to wait, Nymphadora, Potter is quite +— ah — safe in my hands.” + +“I meant Hagrid to get the message,” said Tonks, +frowning. + +“Hagrid was late for the start-of-term feast, just like +Potter here, so I took it instead. And incidentally,” + +Page | 178 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +said Snape, standing back to allow Harry to pass him, +“I was interested to see your new Patronus.” + +He shut the gates in her face with a loud clang and +tapped the chains with his wand again, so that they +slithered, clinking, back into place. + +“I think you were better off with the old one,” said +Snape, the malice in his voice unmistakable. “The +new one looks weak.” + +As Snape swung the lantern about, Harry saw, +fleetingly, a look of shock and anger on Tonks’s face. +Then she was covered in darkness once more. + +“Good night,” Harry called to her over his shoulder, as +he began the walk up to the school with Snape. +“Thanks for ... everything.” + +“See you, Harry.” + +Snape did not speak for a minute or so. Harry felt as +though his body was generating waves of hatred so +powerful that it seemed incredible that Snape could +not feel them burning him. He had loathed Snape +from their first encounter, but Snape had placed +himself forever and irrevocably beyond the possibility +of Harry’s forgiveness by his attitude toward Sirius. +Whatever Dumbledore said, Harry had had time to +think over the summer, and had concluded that +Snape ’s snide remarks to Sirius about remaining +safely hidden while the rest of the Order of the +Phoenix were off fighting Voldemort had probably +been a powerful factor in Sirius rushing off to the +Ministry the night that he had died. Harry clung to +this notion, because it enabled him to blame Snape, +which felt satisfying, and also because he knew that if +anyone was not sorry that Sirius was dead, it was the +man now striding next to him in the darkness. + +Page | 179 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fifty points from Gryffindor for lateness, I think,” +said Snape. “And, let me see, another twenty for your +Muggle attire. You know, I don’t believe any House +has ever been in negative figures this early in the +term: We haven’t even started pudding. You might +have set a record, Potter.” + +The fury and hatred bubbling inside Harry seemed to +blaze white-hot, but he would rather have been +immobilized all the way back to London than tell +Snape why he was late. + +“I suppose you wanted to make an entrance, did +you?” Snape continued. “And with no flying car +available you decided that bursting into the Great +Hall halfway through the feast ought to create a +dramatic effect.” + +Still Harry remained silent, though he thought his +chest might explode. He knew that Snape had come +to fetch him for this, for the few minutes when he +could needle and torment Harry without anyone else +listening. + +They reached the castle steps at last and as the great +oaken front doors swung open into the vast flagged +entrance hall, a burst of talk and laughter and of +tinkling plates and glasses greeted them through the +doors standing open into the Great Hall. Harry +wondered whether he could slip his Invisibility Cloak +back on, thereby gaining his seat at the long +Gryffindor table (which, inconveniently, was the +farthest from the entrance hall) without being noticed. +As though he had read Harry’s mind, however, Snape +said, “No cloak. You can walk in so that everyone sees +you, which is what you wanted, I’m sure.” + +Harry turned on the spot and marched straight +through the open doors: anything to get away from + +Page | 180 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape. The Great Hall, with its four long House tables +and its staff table set at the top of the room, was +decorated as usual with floating candles that made +the plates below glitter and glow. It was all a +shimmering blur to Harry, however, who walked so +fast that he was passing the Hufflepuff table before +people really started to stare, and by the time they +were standing up to get a good look at him, he had +spotted Ron and Hermione, sped along the benches +toward them, and forced his way in between them. + +“Where’ve you — blimey, what’ve you done to your +face?” said Ron, goggling at him along with everyone +else in the vicinity. + +“Why, what’s wrong with it?” said Harry, grabbing a +spoon and squinting at his distorted reflection. + +“You’re covered in blood!” said Hermione. “Come here + + + +She raised her wand, said “Tergeol” and siphoned off +the dried blood. + +“Thanks,” said Harry, feeling his now clean face. +“How’s my nose looking?” + +“Normal,” said Hermione anxiously. “Why shouldn’t +it? Harry, what happened? We’ve been terrified!” + +“I’ll tell you later,” said Harry curtly. He was very +conscious that Ginny, Neville, Dean, and Seamus +were listening in; even Nearly Headless Nick, the +Gryffindor ghost, had come floating along the bench +to eavesdrop. + +“But — ” said Hermione. + + + +Page | 181 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not now, Hermione,” said Harry, in a darkly +significant voice. He hoped very much that they would +all assume he had been involved in something heroic, +preferably involving a couple of Death Eaters and a +dementor. Of course, Malfoy would spread the story +as far and wide as he could, but there was always a +chance it wouldn’t reach too many Gryffindor ears. + +He reached across Ron for a couple of chicken legs +and a handful of chips, but before he could take them +they vanished, to be replaced with puddings. + +“You missed the Sorting, anyway,” said Hermione, as +Ron dived for a large chocolate gateau. + +“Hat say anything interesting?” asked Harry, taking a +piece of treacle tart. + +“More of the same, really ... advising us all to unite in +the face of our enemies, you know.” + +“Dumbledore mentioned Voldemort at all?” + +“Not yet, but he always saves his proper speech for +after the feast, doesn’t he? It can’t be long now.” + +“Snape said Hagrid was late for the feast — ” + +“You’ve seen Snape? How come?” said Ron between +frenzied mouthfuls of gateau. + +“Bumped into him,” said Harry evasively. + +“Hagrid was only a few minutes late,” said Hermione. +“Look, he’s waving at you, Harry.” + +Harry looked up at the staff table and grinned at +Hagrid, who was indeed waving at him. Hagrid had +never quite managed to comport himself with the + +Page | 182 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dignity of Professor McGonagall, Head of Gryffindor +House, the top of whose head came up to somewhere +between Hagrid’s elbow and shoulder as they were +sitting side by side, and who was looking +disapprovingly at this enthusiastic greeting. Harry +was surprised to see the Divination teacher, Professor +Trelawney, sitting on Hagrid’s other side; she rarely +left her tower room, and he had never seen her at the +start-of-term feast before. She looked as odd as ever, +glittering with beads and trailing shawls, her eyes +magnified to enormous size by her spectacles. Having +always considered her a bit of a fraud, Harry had +been shocked to discover at the end of the previous +term that it had been she who had made the +prediction that caused Lord Voldemort to kill Harry’s +parents and attack Harry himself. The knowledge had +made him even less eager to find himself in her +company, but thankfully, this year he would be +dropping Divination. Her great beaconlike eyes +swiveled in his direction; he hastily looked away +toward the Slytherin table. Draco Malfoy was miming +the shattering of a nose to raucous laughter and +applause. Harry dropped his gaze to his treacle tart, +his insides burning again. What he would not give to +fight Malfoy one-on-one . . . + +“So what did Professor Slughorn want?” Hermione +asked. + +“To know what really happened at the Ministry,” said +Harry. + +“Him and everyone else here,” sniffed Hermione. +“People were interrogating us about it on the train, +weren’t they, Ron?” + +“Yeah,” said Ron. “All wanting to know if you really +are ‘the Chosen One’ — ” + + + +Page | 183 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There has been much talk on that very subject even +amongst the ghosts,” interrupted Nearly Headless +Nick, inclining his barely connected head toward +Harry so that it wobbled dangerously on its ruff. “I am +considered something of a Potter authority; it is +widely known that we are friendly. I have assured the +spirit community that I will not pester you for +information, however. ‘Harry Potter knows that he +can confide in me with complete confidence/ I told +them. ‘I would rather die than betray his trust.’ ” + +“That’s not saying much, seeing as you’re already +dead,” Ron observed. + +“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt +axe,” said Nearly Headless Nick in affronted tones, +and he rose into the air and glided back toward the +far end of the Gryffindor table just as Dumbledore got +to his feet at the staff table. The talk and laughter +echoing around the Hall died away almost instantly. + +“The very best of evenings to you!” he said, smiling +broadly, his arms opened wide as though to embrace +the whole room. + +“What happened to his hand?” gasped Hermione. + +She was not the only one who had noticed. +Dumbledore ’s right hand was as blackened and dead- +looking as it had been on the night he had come to +fetch Harry from the Dursleys. Whispers swept the +room; Dumbledore, interpreting them correctly, +merely smiled and shook his purple-and-gold sleeve +over his injury. + +“Nothing to worry about,” he said airily. “Now ... to +our new students, welcome, to our old students, +welcome back! Another year full of magical education +awaits you ...” + +Page | 184 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“His hand was like that when I saw him over the +summer,” Harry whispered to Hermione. “I thought +he’d have cured it by now, though ... or Madam +Pomfrey would’ve done.” + +“It looks as if it’s died,” said Hermione, with a +nauseated expression. “But there are some injuries +you can’t cure ... old curses ... and there are poisons +without antidotes. ...” + +"... and Mr. Filch, our caretaker, has asked me to say +that there is a blanket ban on any joke items bought +at the shop called Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. + +“Those wishing to play for their House Quidditch +teams should give their names to their Heads of +House as usual. We are also looking for new +Quidditch commentators, who should do likewise. + +“We are pleased to welcome a new member of staff +this year. Professor Slughorn” — Slughorn stood up, +his bald head gleaming in the candlelight, his big +waistcoated belly casting the table below into shadow +— “is a former colleague of mine who has agreed to +resume his old post of Potions master.” + +“Potions?” + +“Potions?” + +The word echoed all over the Hall as people wondered +whether they had heard right. + +“Potions?” said Ron and Hermione together, turning +to stare at Harry. “But you said — ” + +“Professor Snape, meanwhile,” said Dumbledore, +raising his voice so that it carried over all the + + + +Page | 185 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +muttering, “will be taking over the position of Defense +Against the Dark Arts teacher.” + + + +“No!” said Harry, so loudly that many heads turned in +his direction. He did not care; he was staring up at +the staff table, incensed. How could Snape be given +the Defense Against the Dark Arts job after all this +time? Hadn’t it been widely known for years that +Dumbledore did not trust him to do it? + +“But Harry, you said that Slughorn was going to be +teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts!” said +Hermione. + +“I thought he was!” said Harry, racking his brains to +remember when Dumbledore had told him this, but +now that he came to think of it, he was unable to +recall Dumbledore ever telling him what Slughorn +would be teaching. + +Snape, who was sitting on Dumbledore’s right, did +not stand up at the mention of his name; he merely +raised a hand in lazy acknowledgment of the applause +from the Slytherin table, yet Harry was sure he could +detect a look of triumph on the features he loathed so +much. + +“Well, there’s one good thing,” he said savagely. + +“Snape ’ll be gone by the end of the year.” + +“What do you mean?” asked Ron. + +“That job’s jinxed. No one’s lasted more than a year. + +... Quirrell actually died doing it. ... Personally, I’m +going to keep my fingers crossed for another death. + + + +“Harry!” said Hermione, shocked and reproachful. + +Page | 186 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He might just go back to teaching Potions at the end +of the year,” said Ron reasonably. “That Slughorn +bloke might not want to stay long-term. Moody +didn’t.” + +Dumbledore cleared his throat. Harry, Ron, and +Hermione were not the only ones who had been +talking; the whole Hall had erupted in a buzz of +conversation at the news that Snape had finally +achieved his heart’s desire. Seemingly oblivious to the +sensational nature of the news he had just imparted, +Dumbledore said nothing more about staff +appointments, but waited a few seconds to ensure +that the silence was absolute before continuing. + +“Now, as everybody in this Hall knows, Lord +Voldemort and his followers are once more at large +and gaining in strength.” + +The silence seemed to tauten and strain as +Dumbledore spoke. Harry glanced at Malfoy. Malfoy +was not looking at Dumbledore, but making his fork +hover in midair with his wand, as though he found +the headmaster’s words unworthy of his attention. + +“I cannot emphasize strongly enough how dangerous +the present situation is, and how much care each of +us at Hogwarts must take to ensure that we remain +safe. The castle’s magical fortifications have been +strengthened over the summer, we are protected in +new and more powerful ways, but we must still guard +scrupulously against carelessness on the part of any +student or member of staff. I urge you, therefore, to +abide by any security restrictions that your teachers +might impose upon you, however irksome you might +find them — in particular, the rule that you are not to +be out of bed after hours. I implore you, should you +notice anything strange or suspicious within or +outside the castle, to report it to a member of staff +Page | 187 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +immediately. I trust you to conduct yourselves, +always, with the utmost regard for your own and +others’ safety.” + +Dumbledore’s blue eyes swept over the students +before he smiled once more. + +“But now, your beds await, as warm and comfortable +as you could possibly wish, and I know that your top +priority is to be well-rested for your lessons tomorrow. +Let us therefore say good night. Pip pip!” + +With the usual deafening scraping noise, the benches +were moved back and the hundreds of students began +to file out of the Great Hall toward their dormitories. +Harry, who was in no hurry at all to leave with the +gawping crowd, nor to get near enough to Malfoy to +allow him to retell the story of the nose-stamping, +lagged behind, pretending to retie the lace on his +trainer, allowing most of the Gryffindors to draw +ahead of him. Hermione had darted ahead to fulfill +her prefect’s duty of shepherding the first years, but +Ron remained with Harry. + +“What really happened to your nose?” he asked, once +they were at the very back of the throng pressing out +of the Hall, and out of earshot of anyone else. + +Harry told him. It was a mark of the strength of their +friendship that Ron did not laugh. + +“I saw Malfoy miming something to do with a nose,” +he said darkly. + +“Yeah, well, never mind that,” said Harry bitterly. +“Listen to what he was saying before he found out I +was there. ...” + + + +Page | 188 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had expected Ron to be stunned by Malfoy’s +boasts. With what Harry considered pure +pigheadedness, however, Ron was unimpressed. + +“Come on, Harry, he was just showing off for +Parkinson. ... What kind of mission would You-Know- +Who have given him?” + +“How d’you know Voldemort doesn’t need someone at +Hogwarts? It wouldn’t be the first — ” + +“I wish yeh’d stop sayin’ tha’ name, Harry,” said a +reproachful voice behind them. Harry looked over his +shoulder to see Hagrid shaking his head. + +“Dumbledore uses that name,” said Harry stubbornly. + +“Yeah, well, tha’s Dumbledore, innit?” said Hagrid +mysteriously. “So how come yeh were late, Harry? I +was worried.” + +“Got held up on the train,” said Harry. “Why were you +late?” + +“I was with Grawp,” said Hagrid happily. “Los’ track o’ +the time. He’s got a new home up in the mountains +now, Dumbledore fixed it — nice big cave. He’s much +happier than he was in the forest. We were havin’ a +good chat.” + +“Really?” said Harry, taking care not to catch Ron’s +eye; the last time he had met Hagrid’s half-brother, a +vicious giant with a talent for ripping up trees by the +roots, his vocabulary had comprised five words, two of +which he was unable to pronounce properly. + +“Oh yeah, he’s really come on,” said Hagrid proudly. +“Yeh’ll be amazed. I’m thinkin’ o’ trainin’ him up as +me assistant.” + +Page | 189 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron snorted loudly, but managed to pass it off as a +violent sneeze. They were now standing beside the +oak front doors. + +“Anyway, I’ll see yeh tomorrow, firs’ lesson’s straight +after lunch. Come early an’ yeh can say hello ter Buck +— I mean, Witherwings!” + +Raising an arm in cheery farewell, he headed out of +the front doors into the darkness. + +Harry and Ron looked at each other. Harry could tell +that Ron was experiencing the same sinking feeling as +himself. + +“You’re not taking Care of Magical Creatures, are +you?” + +Ron shook his head. “And you’re not either, are you?” + +Harry shook his head too. + +“And Hermione,” said Ron, “she’s not, is she?” + +Harry shook his head again. Exactly what Hagrid +would say when he realized his three favorite +students had given up his subject, he did not like to +think. + + + +Page | 190 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +9 + + + + +THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE + +Harry and Ron met Hermione in the common room +before breakfast next morning. Hoping for some +support for his theory, Harry lost no time in telling +Hermione what he had overheard Malfoy saying on +the Hogwarts Express. + +“But he was obviously showing off for Parkinson, +wasn’t he?” interjected Ron quickly, before Hermione +could say anything. + +“Well,” she said uncertainly, “I don’t know. ... It would +be like Malfoy to make himself seem more important +than he is ... but that’s a big lie to tell. ...” + +“Exactly,” said Harry, but he could not press the +point, because so many people were trying to listen in +to his conversation, not to mention staring at him and +whispering behind their hands. + +“It’s rude to point,” Ron snapped at a particularly +minuscule first-year boy as they joined the queue to +climb out of the portrait hole. The boy, who had been + +Page | 191 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +muttering something about Harry behind his hand to +his friend, promptly turned scarlet and toppled out of +the hole in alarm. Ron sniggered. + +“I love being a sixth year. And we’re going to be +getting free time this year. Whole periods when we +can just sit up here and relax.” + +“We’re going to need that time for studying, Ron!” said +Hermione, as they set off down the corridor. + +“Yeah, but not today,” said Ron. “Today’s going to be +a real doss, I reckon.” + +“Hold it!” said Hermione, throwing out an arm and +halting a passing fourth year, who was attempting to +push past her with a lime-green disk clutched tightly +in his hand. “Fanged Frisbees are banned, hand it +over,” she told him sternly. The scowling boy handed +over the snarling Frisbee, ducked under her arm, and +took off after his friends. Ron waited for him to +vanish, then tugged the Frisbee from Hermione ’s grip. + +“Excellent, I’ve always wanted one of these.” + +Hermione ’s remonstration was drowned by a loud +giggle; Lavender Brown had apparently found Ron’s +remark highly amusing. She continued to laugh as +she passed them, glancing back at Ron over her +shoulder. Ron looked rather pleased with himself. + +The ceiling of the Great Hall was serenely blue and +streaked with frail, wispy clouds, just like the squares +of sky visible through the high mullioned windows. +While they tucked into porridge and eggs and bacon, +Harry and Ron told Hermione about their +embarrassing conversation with Hagrid the previous +evening. + + + +Page | 192 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But he can’t really think we’d continue Care of +Magical Creatures!” she said, looking distressed. “I +mean, when has any of us expressed ... you know ... +any enthusiasm?” + +“That’s it, though, innit?” said Ron, swallowing an +entire fried egg whole. “We were the ones who made +the most effort in classes because we like Hagrid. But +he thinks we liked the stupid subject D’you reckon +anyone’s going to go on to N.E.W.T.?” + +Neither Harry nor Hermione answered; there was no +need. They knew perfectly well that nobody in their +year would want to continue Care of Magical +Creatures. They avoided Hagrid’s eye and returned +his cheery wave only halfheartedly when he left the +staff table ten minutes later. + +After they had eaten, they remained in their places, +awaiting Professor McGonagall’s descent from the +staff table. The distribution of class schedules was +more complicated than usual this year, for Professor +McGonagall needed first to confirm that everybody +had achieved the necessary O.W.L. grades to continue +with their chosen N.E.W.T.s. + +Hermione was immediately cleared to continue with +Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts, +Transfiguration, Herbology, Arithmancy, Ancient +Runes, and Potions, and shot off to a first-period +Ancient Runes class without further ado. Neville took +a little longer to sort out; his round face was anxious +as Professor McGonagall looked down his application +and then consulted his O.W.L. results. + +“Herbology, fine,” she said. “Professor Sprout will be +delighted to see you back with an ‘Outstanding’ + +O.W.L. And you qualify for Defense Against the Dark +Arts with ‘Exceeds Expectations.’ But the problem is + +Page | 193 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Transfiguration. I’m sorry, Longbottom, but an +Acceptable’ really isn’t good enough to continue to +N.E.W.T level. I just don’t think you’d be able to cope +with the coursework.” + +Neville hung his head. Professor McGonagall peered +at him through her square spectacles. + +“Why do you want to continue with Transfiguration, +anyway? I’ve never had the impression that you +particularly enjoyed it.” + +Neville looked miserable and muttered something +about “my grandmother wants.” + +“Hmph,” snorted Professor McGonagall. “It’s high time +your grandmother learned to be proud of the +grandson she’s got, rather than the one she thinks +she ought to have — particularly after what happened +at the Ministry.” + +Neville turned very pink and blinked confusedly; +Professor McGonagall had never paid him a +compliment before. + +“I’m sorry, Longbottom, but I cannot let you into my +N.E.W.T. class. I see that you have an ‘Exceeds +Expectations’ in Charms, however — why not try for a +N.E.W.T. in Charms?” + +“My grandmother thinks Charms is a soft option,” +mumbled Neville. + +“Take Charms,” said Professor McGonagall, “and I +shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just +because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is +not necessarily worthless.” Smiling slightly at the look +of delighted incredulity on Neville’s face, Professor +McGonagall tapped a blank schedule with the tip of +Page | 194 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +her wand and handed it, now carrying details of his +new classes, to Neville. + +Professor McGonagall turned next to Parvati Patil, +whose first question was whether Firenze, the +handsome centaur, was still teaching Divination. + +“He and Professor Trelawney are dividing classes +between them this year,” said Professor McGonagall, +a hint of disapproval in her voice; it was common +knowledge that she despised the subject of +Divination. “The sixth year is being taken by Professor +Trelawney.” + +Parvati set off for Divination five minutes later looking +slightly crestfallen. + +“So, Potter, Potter ...” said Professor McGonagall, +consulting her notes as she turned to Harry. + +“Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Herbology, +Transfiguration ... all fine. I must say, I was pleased +with your Transfiguration mark, Potter, very pleased. +Now, why haven’t you applied to continue with +Potions? I thought it was your ambition to become an +Auror?” + +“It was, but you told me I had to get an ‘Outstanding’ +in my O.W.L., Professor.” + +“And so you did when Professor Snape was teaching +the subject. Professor Slughorn, however, is perfectly +happy to accept N.E.W.T students with ‘Exceeds +Expectations’ at O.W.L. Do you wish to proceed with +Potions?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, “but I didn’t buy the books or any +ingredients or anything — ” + + + +Page | 195 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’m sure Professor Slughorn will be able to lend you +some,” said Professor McGonagall. “Very well, Potter, +here is your schedule. Oh, by the way — twenty +hopefuls have already put down their names for the +Gryffindor Quidditch team. I shall pass the list to you +in due course and you can fix up trials at your +leisure.” + +A few minutes later, Ron was cleared to do the same +subjects as Harry, and the two of them left the table +together. + +“Look,” said Ron delightedly, gazing at his schedule, +“we’ve got a free period now ... and a free period after +break ... and after lunch ... excellent.” + +They returned to the common room, which was empty +apart from a half dozen seventh years, including Katie +Bell, the only remaining member of the original +Gryffindor Quidditch team that Harry had joined in +his first year. + +“I thought you’d get that, well done,” she called over, +pointing at the Captain’s badge on Harry’s chest. “Tell +me when you call trials!” + +“Don’t be stupid,” said Harry, “you don’t need to try +out, I’ve watched you play for five years. ...” + +“You mustn’t start off like that,” she said warningly. +“For all you know, there’s someone much better than +me out there. Good teams have been ruined before +now because Captains just kept playing the old faces, +or letting in their friends. ...” + +Ron looked a little uncomfortable and began playing +with the Fanged Frisbee Hermione had taken from the +fourth-year student. It zoomed around the common +room, snarling and attempting to take bites of the + +Page | 196 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tapestry. Crookshanks’s yellow eyes followed it and he +hissed when it came too close. + +An hour later they reluctantly left the sunlit common +room for the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom +four floors below. Hermione was already queuing +outside, carrying an armful of heavy books and +looking put-upon. + +“We got so much homework for Runes,” she said +anxiously, when Harry and Ron joined her. “A fifteen- +inch essay, two translations, and I’ve got to read +these by Wednesday!” + +“Shame,” yawned Ron. + +“You wait,” she said resentfully. “I bet Snape gives us +loads.” + +The classroom door opened as she spoke, and Snape +stepped into the corridor, his sallow face framed as +ever by two curtains of greasy black hair. Silence fell +over the queue immediately. + +“Inside,” he said. + +Harry looked around as they entered. Snape had +imposed his personality upon the room already; it +was gloomier than usual, as curtains had been drawn +over the windows, and was lit by candlelight. New +pictures adorned the walls, many of them showing +people who appeared to be in pain, sporting grisly +injuries or strangely contorted body parts. Nobody +spoke as they settled down, looking around at the +shadowy, gruesome pictures. + +“I have not asked you to take out your books,” said +Snape, closing the door and moving to face the class +from behind his desk; Hermione hastily dropped her + +Page | 197 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +copy of Confronting the Faceless back into her bag +and stowed it under her chair. “I wish to speak to +you, and I want your fullest attention.” + +His black eyes roved over their upturned faces, +lingering for a fraction of a second longer on Harry’s +than anyone else’s. + +“You have had five teachers in this subject so far, I +believe.” + +You believe ... like you haven’t watched them all come +and go, Snape, hoping you’d be next, thought Harry +scathingly. + +“Naturally, these teachers will all have had their own +methods and priorities. Given this confusion I am +surprised so many of you scraped an O.W.L. in this +subject. I shall be even more surprised if all of you +manage to keep up with the N.E.W.T. work, which will +be much more advanced.” + +Snape set off around the edge of the room, speaking +now in a lower voice; the class craned their necks to +keep him in view. + +“The Dark Arts,” said Snape, “are many, varied, ever- +changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a +many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is +severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than +before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, +mutating, indestructible.” + +Harry stared at Snape. It was surely one thing to +respect the Dark Arts as a dangerous enemy, another +to speak of them, as Snape was doing, with a loving +caress in his voice? + + + +Page | 198 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Your defenses,” said Snape, a little louder, “must +therefore be as flexible and inventive as the arts you +seek to undo. These pictures” — he indicated a few of +them as he swept past — “give a fair representation of +what happens to those who suffer, for instance, the +Cruciatus Curse” — he waved a hand toward a witch +who was clearly shrieking in agony — “feel the +Dementor’s Kiss” — a wizard lying huddled and +blank-eyed, slumped against a wall — “or provoke the +aggression of the Inferius” — a bloody mass upon the +ground. + +“Has an Inferius been seen, then?” said Parvati Patil +in a high-pitched voice. “Is it definite, is he using +them?” + +“The Dark Lord has used Inferi in the past,” said +Snape, “which means you would be well-advised to +assume he might use them again. Now ...” + +He set off again around the other side of the +classroom toward his desk, and again, they watched +him as he walked, his dark robes billowing behind +him. + +"... you are, I believe, complete novices in the use of +nonverbal spells. What is the advantage of a +nonverbal spell?” + +Hermione’s hand shot into the air. Snape took his +time looking around at everybody else, making sure +he had no choice, before saying curtly, “Very well — +Miss Granger?” + +“Your adversary has no warning about what kind of +magic you’re about to perform,” said Hermione, + +“which gives you a split-second advantage.” + + + +Page | 199 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“An answer copied almost word for word from The +Standard Book of Spells, Grade Six,” said Snape +dismissively (over in the corner, Malfoy sniggered), +“but correct in essentials. Yes, those who progress to +using magic without shouting incantations gain an +element of surprise in their spell-casting. Not all +wizards can do this, of course; it is a question of +concentration and mind power which some” — his +gaze lingered maliciously upon Harry once more — +“lack.” + +Harry knew Snape was thinking of their disastrous +Occlumency lessons of the previous year. He refused +to drop his gaze, but glowered at Snape until Snape +looked away. + +“You will now divide,” Snape went on, “into pairs. One +partner will attempt to jinx the other without +speaking. The other will attempt to repel the jinx in +equal silence. Carry on.” + +Although Snape did not know it, Harry had taught at +least half the class (everyone who had been a member +of the D.A.) how to perform a Shield Charm the +previous year. None of them had ever cast the charm +without speaking, however. A reasonable amount of +cheating ensued; many people were merely +whispering the incantation instead of saying it aloud. +Typically, ten minutes into the lesson Hermione +managed to repel Neville’s muttered Jelly-Legs Jinx +without uttering a single word, a feat that would +surely have earned her twenty points for Gryffindor +from any reasonable teacher, thought Harry bitterly, +but which Snape ignored. He swept between them as +they practiced, looking just as much like an +overgrown bat as ever, lingering to watch Harry and +Ron struggling with the task. + + + +Page | 200 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron, who was supposed to be jinxing Harry, was +purple in the face, his lips tightly compressed to save +himself from the temptation of muttering the +incantation. Harry had his wand raised, waiting on +tenterhooks to repel a jinx that seemed unlikely ever +to come. + +“Pathetic, Weasley,” said Snape, after a while. “Here +— let me show you — ” + +He turned his wand on Harry so fast that Harry +reacted instinctively; all thought of nonverbal spells +forgotten, he yelled, “Protegol” + +His Shield Charm was so strong Snape was knocked +off-balance and hit a desk. The whole class had +looked around and now watched as Snape righted +himself, scowling. + +“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing +nonverbal spells, Potter?” + +“Yes,” said Harry stiffly. + +“Yes, sir.” + +“There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.” + +The words had escaped him before he knew what he +was saying. Several people gasped, including +Hermione. Behind Snape, however, Ron, Dean, and +Seamus grinned appreciatively. + +“Detention, Saturday night, my office,” said Snape. “I +do not take cheek from anyone, Potter ... not even ‘the +Chosen One. ’ ” + +“That was brilliant, Harry!” chortled Ron, once they +were safely on their way to break a short while later. + +Page | 201 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You really shouldn’t have said it,” said Hermione, +frowning at Ron. “What made you?” + + + +“He tried to jinx me, in case you didn’t notice!” fumed +Harry. “I had enough of that during those +Occlumency lessons! Why doesn’t he use another +guinea pig for a change? What’s Dumbledore playing +at, anyway, letting him teach Defense? Did you hear +him talking about the Dark Arts? He loves them! All +that unfixed, indestructible stuff — ” + +“Well,” said Hermione, “I thought he sounded a bit +like you.” + +“Like me?” + +“Yes, when you were telling us what it’s like to face +Voldemort. You said it wasn’t just memorizing a +bunch of spells, you said it was just you and your +brains and your guts — well, wasn’t that what Snape +was saying? That it really comes down to being brave +and quick-thinking?” + +Harry was so disarmed that she had thought his +words as well worth memorizing as The Standard +Book of Spells that he did not argue. + +“Harry! Hey, Harry!” + +Harry looked around; Jack Sloper, one of the Beaters +on last year’s Gryffindor Quidditch team, was +hurrying toward him holding a roll of parchment. + +“For you,” panted Sloper. “Listen, I heard you’re the +new Captain. When’re you holding trials?” + +“I’m not sure yet,” said Harry, thinking privately that +Sloper would be very lucky to get back on the team. +“I’ll let you know.” + +Page | 202 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, right. I was hoping it’d be this weekend — ” + + + +But Harry was not listening; he had just recognized +the thin, slanting writing on the parchment. Leaving +Sloper in mid-sentence, he hurried away with Ron +and Hermione, unrolling the parchment as he went. + +Dear Harry, + +I would like to start our private lessons this Saturday. +Kindly come along to my office at 8 p.m. I hope you are +enjoying your first day back at school. + +Yours sincerely, + +Albus Dumbledore + +P. S. I enjoy Acid Pops. + +“He enjoys Acid Pops?” said Ron, who had read the +message over Harry’s shoulder and was looking +perplexed. + +“It’s the password to get past the gargoyle outside his +study,” said Harry in a low voice. “Ha! Snape’s not +going to be pleased. ... I won’t be able to do his +detention!” + +He, Ron, and Hermione spent the whole of break +speculating on what Dumbledore would teach Harry. +Ron thought it most likely to be spectacular jinxes +and hexes of the type the Death Eaters would not +know. Hermione said such things were illegal, and +thought it much more likely that Dumbledore wanted +to teach Harry advanced Defensive magic. After +break, she went off to Arithmancy while Harry and +Ron returned to the common room, where they +grudgingly started Snape’s homework. This turned +out to be so complex that they still had not finished +Page | 203 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +when Hermione joined them for their after-lunch free +period (though she considerably speeded up the +process). They had only just finished when the bell +rang for the afternoon’s double Potions and they beat +the familiar path down to the dungeon classroom that +had, for so long, been Snape’s. + +When they arrived in the corridor they saw that there +were only a dozen people progressing to N.E.W.T. +level. Crabbe and Goyle had evidently failed to achieve +the required O.W.L. grade, but four Slytherins had +made it through, including Malfoy. Four Ravenclaws +were there, and one Hufflepuff, Ernie Macmillan, +whom Harry liked despite his rather pompous +manner. + +“Harry,” Ernie said portentously, holding out his hand +as Harry approached, “didn’t get a chance to speak in +Defense Against the Dark Arts this morning. Good +lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of +course, for us old D.A. lags ... And how are you, Ron +— Hermione?” + +Before they could say more than “fine,” the dungeon +door opened and Slughorn’s belly preceded him out of +the door. As they filed into the room, his great walrus +mustache curved above his beaming mouth, and he +greeted Harry and Zabini with particular enthusiasm. + +The dungeon was, most unusually, already full of +vapors and odd smells. Harry, Ron, and Hermione +sniffed interestedly as they passed large, bubbling +cauldrons. The four Slytherins took a table together, +as did the four Ravenclaws. This left Harry, Ron, and +Hermione to share a table with Ernie. They chose the +one nearest a gold-colored cauldron that was emitting +one of the most seductive scents Harry had ever +inhaled: Somehow it reminded him simultaneously of +treacle tart, the woody smell of a broomstick handle, +Page | 204 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and something flowery he thought he might have +smelled at the Burrow. He found that he was +breathing very slowly and deeply and that the potion’s +fumes seemed to be filling him up like drink. A great +contentment stole over him; he grinned across at Ron, +who grinned back lazily. + +“Now then, now then, now then,” said Slughorn, +whose massive outline was quivering through the +many shimmering vapors. “Scales out, everyone, and +potion kits, and don’t forget your copies of Advanced +Potion-Making. ...” + +“Sir?” said Harry, raising his hand. + +“Harry, m’boy?” + +“I haven’t got a book or scales or anything — nor’s +Ron — we didn’t realize we’d be able to do the +N.E.W.T., you see — ” + +“Ah, yes, Professor McGonagall did mention ... not to +worry, my dear boy, not to worry at all. You can use +ingredients from the store cupboard today, and I’m +sure we can lend you some scales, and we’ve got a +small stock of old books here, they’ll do until you can +write to Flourish and Blotts. ...” + +Slughorn strode over to a corner cupboard and, after +a moment’s foraging, emerged with two very battered- +looking copies of Advanced Potion-Making by Libatius +Borage, which he gave to Harry and Ron along with +two sets of tarnished scales. + +“Now then,” said Slughorn, returning to the front of +the class and inflating his already bulging chest so +that the buttons on his waistcoat threatened to burst +off, “I’ve prepared a few potions for you to have a look +at, just out of interest, you know. These are the kind +Page | 205 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of thing you ought to be able to make after completing +your N.E.W.T.s. You ought to have heard of ’em, even +if you haven’t made ’em yet. Anyone tell me what this +one is?” + +He indicated the cauldron nearest the Slytherin table. +Harry raised himself slightly in his seat and saw what +looked like plain water boiling away inside it. + +Hermione’s well-practiced hand hit the air before +anybody else’s; Slughorn pointed at her. + +“It’s Veritaserum, a colorless, odorless potion that +forces the drinker to tell the truth,” said Hermione. + +“Very good, very good!” said Slughorn happily. “Now,” +he continued, pointing at the cauldron nearest the +Ravenclaw table, “this one here is pretty well known. +... Featured in a few Ministry leaflets lately too ... Who +can — ?” + +Hermione’s hand was fastest once more. + +“It’s Polyjuice Potion, sir,” she said. + +Harry too had recognized the slow-bubbling, mudlike +substance in the second cauldron, but did not resent +Hermione getting the credit for answering the +question; she, after all, was the one who had +succeeded in making it, back in their second year. + +“Excellent, excellent! Now, this one here ... yes, my +dear?” said Slughorn, now looking slightly bemused, +as Hermione’s hand punched the air again. + +“It’s Amortentia!” + + + +Page | 206 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It is indeed. It seems almost foolish to ask,” said +Slughorn, who was looking mightily impressed, “but I +assume you know what it does?” + +“It’s the most powerful love potion in the world!” said +Hermione. + +“Quite right! You recognized it, I suppose, by its +distinctive mother-of-pearl sheen?” + +“And the steam rising in characteristic spirals,” said +Hermione enthusiastically, “and it’s supposed to +smell differently to each of us, according to what +attracts us, and I can smell freshly mown grass and +new parchment and — ” + +But she turned slightly pink and did not complete the +sentence. + +“May I ask your name, my dear?” said Slughorn, +ignoring Hermione’s embarrassment. + +“Hermione Granger, sir.” + +“Granger? Granger? Can you possibly be related to +Hector Dagworth-Granger, who founded the Most +Extraordinary Society of Potioneers?” + +“No, I don’t think so, sir. I’m Muggle-born, you see.” + +Harry saw Malfoy lean close to Nott and whisper +something; both of them sniggered, but Slughorn +showed no dismay; on the contrary, he beamed and +looked from Hermione to Harry, who was sitting next +to her. + +“Oho! ‘One of my best friends is Muggle-born, and +she’s the best in our yeah’ I’m assuming this is the +very friend of whom you spoke, Harry?” + +Page | 207 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, sir,” said Harry. + + + +“Well, well, take twenty well-earned points for +Gryffindor, Miss Granger,” said Slughorn genially. + +Malfoy looked rather as he had done the time +Hermione had punched him in the face. Hermione +turned to Harry with a radiant expression and +whispered, “Did you really tell him I’m the best in the +year? Oh, Harry!” + +“Well, what’s so impressive about that?” whispered +Ron, who for some reason looked annoyed. “You are +the best in the year — I’d’ve told him so if he’d asked +me!” + +Hermione smiled but made a “shhing” gesture, so that +they could hear what Slughorn was saying. Ron +looked slightly disgruntled. + +“Amortentia doesn’t really create love, of course. It is +impossible to manufacture or imitate love. No, this +will simply cause a powerful infatuation or obsession. +It is probably the most dangerous and powerful +potion in this room — oh yes,” he said, nodding +gravely at Malfoy and Nott, both of whom were +smirking skeptically. “When you have seen as much +of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power +of obsessive love. ... + +“And now,” said Slughorn, “it is time for us to start +work.” + +“Sir, you haven’t told us what’s in this one,” said +Ernie Macmillan, pointing at a small black cauldron +standing on Slughorn ’s desk. The potion within was +splashing about merrily; it was the color of molten +gold, and large drops were leaping like goldfish above +the surface, though not a particle had spilled. + +Page | 208 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oho,” said Slughorn again. Harry was sure that +Slughorn had not forgotten the potion at all, but had +waited to be asked for dramatic effect. “Yes. That. +Well, that one, ladies and gentlemen, is a most +curious little potion called Felix Felicis. I take it,” he +turned, smiling, to look at Hermione, who had let out +an audible gasp, “that you know what Felix Felicis +does, Miss Granger?” + +“It’s liquid luck,” said Hermione excitedly. “It makes +you lucky!” + +The whole class seemed to sit up a little straighter. +Now all Harry could see of Malfoy was the back of his +sleek blond head, because he was at last giving +Slughorn his full and undivided attention. + +“Quite right, take another ten points for Gryffindor. +Yes, it’s a funny little potion, Felix Felicis,” said +Slughorn. “Desperately tricky to make, and +disastrous to get wrong. However, if brewed correctly, +as this has been, you will find that all your endeavors +tend to succeed ... at least until the effects wear off.” + +“Why don’t people drink it all the time, sir?” said +Terry Boot eagerly. + +“Because if taken in excess, it causes giddiness, +recklessness, and dangerous overconfidence,” said +Slughorn. “Too much of a good thing, you know ... +highly toxic in large quantities. But taken sparingly, +and very occasionally ...” + +“Have you ever taken it, sir?” asked Michael Corner +with great interest. + +“Twice in my life,” said Slughorn. “Once when I was +twenty-four, once when I was fifty-seven. Two + + + +Page | 209 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tablespoonfuls taken with breakfast. Two perfect +days.” + +He gazed dreamily into the distance. Whether he was +playacting or not, thought Harry, the effect was good. + +“And that,” said Slughorn, apparently coming back to +earth, “is what I shall be offering as a prize in this +lesson.” + +There was silence in which every bubble and gurgle of +the surrounding potions seemed magnified tenfold. + +“One tiny bottle of Felix Felicis,” said Slughorn, taking +a minuscule glass bottle with a cork in it out of his +pocket and showing it to them all. “Enough for twelve +hours’ luck. From dawn till dusk, you will be lucky in +everything you attempt. + +“Now, I must give you warning that Felix Felicis is a +banned substance in organized competitions . . . +sporting events, for instance, examinations, or +elections. So the winner is to use it on an ordinary +day only . . . and watch how that ordinary day becomes +extraordinary! + +“So,” said Slughorn, suddenly brisk, “how are you to +win my fabulous prize? Well, by turning to page ten of +Advanced Potion-Making. We have a little over an hour +left to us, which should be time for you to make a +decent attempt at the Draught of Living Death. I know +it is more complex than anything you have attempted +before, and I do not expect a perfect potion from +anybody. The person who does best, however, will win +little Felix here. Off you go!” + +There was a scraping as everyone drew their +cauldrons toward them and some loud clunks as +people began adding weights to their scales, but + +Page | 210 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +nobody spoke. The concentration within the room was +almost tangible. Harry saw Malfoy riffling feverishly +through his copy of Advanced Potion-Making. It could +not have been clearer that Malfoy really wanted that +lucky day. Harry bent swiftly over the tattered book +Slughorn had lent him. + +To his annoyance he saw that the previous owner had +scribbled all over the pages, so that the margins were +as black as the printed portions. Bending low to +decipher the ingredients (even here, the previous +owner had made annotations and crossed things out) +Harry hurried off toward the store cupboard to find +what he needed. As he dashed back to his cauldron, +he saw Malfoy cutting up valerian roots as fast as he +could. + +Everyone kept glancing around at what the rest of the +class was doing; this was both an advantage and a +disadvantage of Potions, that it was hard to keep your +work private. Within ten minutes, the whole place +was full of bluish steam. Hermione, of course, seemed +to have progressed furthest. Her potion already +resembled the “smooth, black currant-colored liquid” +mentioned as the ideal halfway stage. + +Having finished chopping his roots, Harry bent low +over his book again. It was really very irritating, +having to try and decipher the directions under all the +stupid scribbles of the previous owner, who for some +reason had taken issue with the order to cut up the +sopophorous bean and had written in the alternative +instruction: + +Crush with flat side of silver dagger, +releases juice better than cutting. + + + +Page | 211 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sir, I think you knew my grandfather, Abraxas +Malfoy?” + +Harry looked up; Slughorn was just passing the +Slytherin table. + +“Yes,” said Slughorn, without looking at Malfoy, “I +was sorry to hear he had died, although of course it +wasn’t unexpected, dragon pox at his age. ...” + +And he walked away. Harry bent back over his +cauldron, smirking. He could tell that Malfoy had +expected to be treated like Harry or Zabini; perhaps +even hoped for some preferential treatment of the type +he had learned to expect from Snape. It looked as +though Malfoy would have to rely on nothing but +talent to win the bottle of Felix Felicis. + +The sopophorous bean was proving very difficult to +cut up. Harry turned to Hermione. + +“Can I borrow your silver knife?” + +She nodded impatiently, not taking her eyes off her +potion, which was still deep purple, though according +to the book ought to be turning a light shade of lilac +by now. + +Harry crushed his bean with the flat side of the +dagger. To his astonishment, it immediately exuded +so much juice he was amazed the shriveled bean +could have held it all. Hastily scooping it all into the +cauldron he saw, to his surprise, that the potion +immediately turned exactly the shade of lilac +described by the textbook. + +His annoyance with the previous owner vanishing on +the spot, Harry now squinted at the next line of +instructions. According to the book, he had to stir + +Page | 212 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +counterclockwise until the potion turned clear as +water. According to the addition the previous owner +had made, however, he ought to add a clockwise stir +after every seventh counterclockwise stir. Could the +old owner be right twice? + +Harry stirred counterclockwise, held his breath, and +stirred once clockwise. The effect was immediate. The +potion turned palest pink. + +“How are you doing that?” demanded Hermione, who +was red-faced and whose hair was growing bushier +and bushier in the fumes from her cauldron; her +potion was still resolutely purple. + +“Add a clockwise stir — ” + +“No, no, the book says counterclockwise!” she +snapped. + +Harry shrugged and continued what he was doing. +Seven stirs counterclockwise, one clockwise, pause ... +seven stirs counterclockwise, one stir clockwise ... + +Across the table, Ron was cursing fluently under his +breath; his potion looked like liquid licorice. Harry +glanced around. As far as he could see, no one else’s +potion had turned as pale as his. He felt elated, +something that had certainly never happened before +in this dungeon. + +“And time’s ... up!” called Slughorn. “Stop stirring, +please!” + +Slughorn moved slowly among the tables, peering into +cauldrons. He made no comment, but occasionally +gave the potions a stir or a sniff. At last he reached +the table where Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ernie +were sitting. He smiled ruefully at the tarlike +Page | 213 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +substance in Ron’s cauldron. He passed over Ernie’s +navy concoction. Hermione’s potion he gave an +approving nod. Then he saw Harry’s, and a look of +incredulous delight spread over his face. + +“The clear winner!” he cried to the dungeon. + +“Excellent, excellent, Harry! Good lord, it’s clear +you’ve inherited your mother’s talent. She was a dab +hand at Potions, Lily was! Here you are, then, here +you are — one bottle of Felix Felicis, as promised, and +use it well!” + +Harry slipped the tiny bottle of golden liquid into his +inner pocket, feeling an odd combination of delight at +the furious looks on the Slytherins’ faces and guilt at +the disappointed expression on Hermione’s. Ron +looked simply dumbfounded. + +“How did you do that?” he whispered to Harry as they +left the dungeon. + +“Got lucky, I suppose,” said Harry, because Malfoy +was within earshot. + +Once they were securely ensconced at the Gryffindor +table for dinner, however, he felt safe enough to tell +them. Hermione’s face became stonier with every +word he uttered. + +“I s’pose you think I cheated?” he finished, aggravated +by her expression. + +“Well, it wasn’t exactly your own work, was it?” she +said stiffly. + +“He only followed different instructions to ours,” said +Ron. “Could’ve been a catastrophe, couldn’t it? But he +took a risk and it paid off.” He heaved a sigh. +“Slughorn could’ve handed me that book, but no, I get + +Page | 214 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the one no one’s ever written on. Puked on, by the +look of page fifty-two, but — ” + +“Hang on,” said a voice close by Harry’s left ear and +he caught a sudden waft of that flowery smell he had +picked up in Slughorn’s dungeon. He looked around +and saw that Ginny had joined them. “Did I hear +right? You’ve been taking orders from something +someone wrote in a book, Harry?” + +She looked alarmed and angry. Harry knew what was +on her mind at once. + +“It’s nothing,” he said reassuringly, lowering his voice. +“It’s not like, you know, Riddle’s diary. It’s just an old +textbook someone’s scribbled on.” + +“But you’re doing what it says?” + +“I just tried a few of the tips written in the margins, +honestly, Ginny, there’s nothing funny — ” + +“Ginny’s got a point,” said Hermione, perking up at +once. “We ought to check that there’s nothing odd +about it. I mean, all these funny instructions, who +knows?” + +“Hey!” said Harry indignantly, as she pulled his copy +of Advanced Potion-Making out of his bag and raised +her wand. + +“ Specialis Revelio\” she said, rapping it smartly on the +front cover. + +Nothing whatsoever happened. The book simply lay +there, looking old and dirty and dog-eared. + +“Finished?” said Harry irritably. “Or d’you want to +wait and see if it does a few backflips?” + +Page | 215 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It seems all right,” said Hermione, still staring at the +book suspiciously. “I mean, it really does seem to be +... just a textbook.” + +“Good. Then I’ll have it back,” said Harry, snatching it +off the table, but it slipped from his hand and landed +open on the floor. + +Nobody else was looking. Harry bent low to retrieve +the book, and as he did so, he saw something +scribbled along the bottom of the back cover in the +same small, cramped handwriting as the instructions +that had won him his bottle of Felix Felicis, now +safely hidden inside a pair of socks in his trunk +upstairs. + +This Book is the Property of the Half-Blood Prince. + + + +Page | 216 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +THE HOUSE OF GAUNT + +For the rest of the week’s Potions lessons Harry +continued to follow the Half-Blood Prince’s +instructions wherever they deviated from Libatius +Borage’s, with the result that by their fourth lesson +Slughorn was raving about Harry’s abilities, saying +that he had rarely taught anyone so talented. Neither +Ron nor Hermione was delighted by this. Although +Harry had offered to share his book with both of +them, Ron had more difficulty deciphering the +handwriting than Harry did, and could not keep +asking Harry to read aloud or it might look +suspicious. Hermione, meanwhile, was resolutely +plowing on with what she called the “official” +instructions, but becoming increasingly bad-tempered +as they yielded poorer results than the Prince’s. + +Harry wondered vaguely who the Half-Blood Prince +had been. Although the amount of homework they +had been given prevented him from reading the whole +of his copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he had +skimmed through it sufficiently to see that there was + +Page | 217 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +barely a page on which the Prince had not made +additional notes, not all of them concerned with +potion-making. Here and there were directions for +what looked like spells that the Prince had made up +himself. + +“Or herself,” said Hermione irritably, overhearing +Harry pointing some of these out to Ron in the +common room on Saturday evening. “It might have +been a girl. I think the handwriting looks more like a +girl’s than a boy’s.” + +“The Half-Blood Prince, he was called,” Harry said. +“How many girls have been Princes?” + +Hermione seemed to have no answer to this. She +merely scowled and twitched her essay on The +Principles of Re materialization away from Ron, who +was trying to read it upside down. + +Harry looked at his watch and hurriedly put the old +copy of Advanced Potion-Making back into his bag. + +“It’s five to eight, I’d better go, I’ll be late for +Dumbledore.” + +“Ooooh!” gasped Hermione, looking up at once. “Good +luck! We’ll wait up, we want to hear what he teaches +you!” + +“Hope it goes okay,” said Ron, and the pair of them +watched Harry leave through the portrait hole. + +Harry proceeded through deserted corridors, though +he had to step hastily behind a statue when Professor +Trelawney appeared around a corner, muttering to +herself as she shuffled a pack of dirty-looking playing +cards, reading them as she walked. + + + +Page | 218 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Two of spades: conflict,” she murmured, as she +passed the place where Harry crouched, hidden. +“Seven of spades: an ill omen. Ten of spades: violence. +Knave of spades: a dark young man, possibly +troubled, one who dislikes the questioner — ” + +She stopped dead, right on the other side of Harry’s +statue. + +“Well, that can’t be right,” she said, annoyed, and +Harry heard her reshuffling vigorously as she set off +again, leaving nothing but a whiff of cooking sherry +behind her. Harry waited until he was quite sure she +had gone, then hurried off again until he reached the +spot in the seventh-floor corridor where a single +gargoyle stood against the wall. + +“Acid Pops,” said Harry, and the gargoyle leapt aside; +the wall behind it slid apart, and a moving spiral +stone staircase was revealed, onto which Harry +stepped, so that he was carried in smooth circles up +to the door with the brass knocker that led to +Dumbledore’s office. + +Harry knocked. + +“Come in,” said Dumbledore’s voice. + +“Good evening, sir,” said Harry, walking into the +headmaster’s office. + +“Ah, good evening, Harry. Sit down,” said +Dumbledore, smiling. “I hope you’ve had an enjoyable +first week back at school?” + +“Yes, thanks, sir,” said Harry. + +“You must have been busy, a detention under your +belt already!” + +Page | 219 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er,” began Harry awkwardly, but Dumbledore did +not look too stern. + +“I have arranged with Professor Snape that you will +do your detention next Saturday instead.” + +“Right,” said Harry, who had more pressing matters +on his mind than S nape’s detention, and now looked +around surreptitiously for some indication of what +Dumbledore was planning to do with him this +evening. The circular office looked just as it always +did; the delicate silver instruments stood on spindle- +legged tables, puffing smoke and whirring; portraits of +previous headmasters and headmistresses dozed in +their frames, and Dumbledore’s magnificent phoenix, +Fawkes, stood on his perch behind the door, watching +Harry with bright interest. It did not even look as +though Dumbledore had cleared a space for dueling +practice. + +“So, Harry,” said Dumbledore, in a businesslike voice. +“You have been wondering, I am sure, what I have +planned for you during these — for want of a better +word — lessons?” + +“Yes, sir.” + +“Well, I have decided that it is time, now that you +know what prompted Lord Voldemort to try and kill +you fifteen years ago, for you to be given certain +information.” + +There was a pause. + +“You said, at the end of last term, you were going to +tell me everything,” said Harry. It was hard to keep a +note of accusation from his voice. “Sir,” he added. + + + +Page | 220 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And so I did,” said Dumbledore placidly. “I told you +everything I know. From this point forth, we shall be +leaving the firm foundation of fact and journeying +together through the murky marshes of memory into +thickets of wildest guesswork. From here on in, + +Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey +Belcher, who believed the time was ripe for a cheese +cauldron.” + +“But you think you’re right?” said Harry. + +“Naturally I do, but as I have already proven to you, I +make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being — +forgive me — rather cleverer than most men, my +mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.” + +“Sir,” said Harry tentatively, “does what you’re going +to tell me have anything to do with the prophecy? Will +it help me . . . survive?” + +“It has a very great deal to do with the prophecy,” said +Dumbledore, as casually as if Harry had asked him +about the next day’s weather, “and I certainly hope +that it will help you to survive.” + +Dumbledore got to his feet and walked around the +desk, past Harry, who turned eagerly in his seat to +watch Dumbledore bending over the cabinet beside +the door. When Dumbledore straightened up, he was +holding a familiar shallow stone basin etched with +odd markings around its rim. He placed the Pensieve +on the desk in front of Harry. + +“You look worried.” + +Harry had indeed been eyeing the Pensieve with some +apprehension. His previous experiences with the odd +device that stored and revealed thoughts and +memories, though highly instructive, had also been + +Page | 221 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +uncomfortable. The last time he had disturbed its +contents, he had seen much more than he would +have wished. But Dumbledore was smiling. + +“This time, you enter the Pensieve with me ... and, +even more unusually, with permission.” + +“Where are we going, sir?” + +“For a trip down Bob Ogden’s memory lane,” said +Dumbledore, pulling from his pocket a crystal bottle +containing a swirling silvery- white substance. + +“Who was Bob Ogden?” + +“He was employed by the Department of Magical Law +Enforcement,” said Dumbledore. “He died some time +ago, but not before I had tracked him down and +persuaded him to confide these recollections to me. + +We are about to accompany him on a visit he made in +the course of his duties. If you will stand, Harry ...” + +But Dumbledore was having difficulty pulling out the +stopper of the crystal bottle: His injured hand seemed +stiff and painful. + +“Shall — shall I, sir?” + +“No matter, Harry — ” + +Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the +cork flew out. + +“Sir — how did you injure your hand?” Harry asked +again, looking at the blackened fingers with a mixture +of revulsion and pity. + +“Now is not the moment for that story, Harry. Not yet. +We have an appointment with Bob Ogden.” + +Page | 222 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore tipped the silvery contents of the bottle +into the Pensieve, where they swirled and shimmered, +neither liquid nor gas. + +“After you,” said Dumbledore, gesturing toward the +bowl. + +Harry bent forward, took a deep breath, and plunged +his face into the silvery substance. He felt his feet +leave the office floor; he was falling, falling through +whirling darkness and then, quite suddenly, he was +blinking in dazzling sunlight. Before his eyes had +adjusted, Dumbledore landed beside him. + +They were standing in a country lane bordered by +high, tangled hedgerows, beneath a summer sky as +bright and blue as a forget-me-not. Some ten feet in +front of them stood a short, plump man wearing +enormously thick glasses that reduced his eyes to +molelike specks. He was reading a wooden signpost +that was sticking out of the brambles on the left-hand +side of the road. Harry knew this must be Ogden; he +was the only person in sight, and he was also wearing +the strange assortment of clothes so often chosen by +inexperienced wizards trying to look like Muggles: in +this case, a frock coat and spats over a striped one- +piece bathing costume. Before Harry had time to do +more than register his bizarre appearance, however, +Ogden had set off at a brisk walk down the lane. + +Dumbledore and Harry followed. As they passed the +wooden sign, Harry looked up at its two arms. The +one pointing back the way they had come read: + +GREAT HANGLETON, 5 MILES. The arm pointing +after Ogden said LITTLE HANGLETON, 1 MILE. + +They walked a short way with nothing to see but the +hedgerows, the wide blue sky overhead and the +swishing, frock-coated figure ahead. Then the lane + +Page | 223 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +curved to the left and fell away, sloping steeply down +a hillside, so that they had a sudden, unexpected +view of a whole valley laid out in front of them. Harry +could see a village, undoubtedly Little Hangleton, +nestled between two steep hills, its church and +graveyard clearly visible. Across the valley, set on the +opposite hillside, was a handsome manor house +surrounded by a wide expanse of velvety green lawn. + +Ogden had broken into a reluctant trot due to the +steep downward slope. Dumbledore lengthened his +stride, and Harry hurried to keep up. He thought +Little Hangleton must be their final destination and +wondered, as he had done on the night they had +found Slughorn, why they had to approach it from +such a distance. He soon discovered that he was +mistaken in thinking that they were going to the +village, however. The lane curved to the right and +when they rounded the corner, it was to see the very +edge of Ogden’s frock coat vanishing through a gap in +the hedge. + +Dumbledore and Harry followed him onto a narrow +dirt track bordered by higher and wilder hedgerows +than those they had left behind. The path was +crooked, rocky, and potholed, sloping downhill like +the last one, and it seemed to be heading for a patch +of dark trees a little below them. Sure enough, the +track soon opened up at the copse, and Dumbledore +and Harry came to a halt behind Ogden, who had +stopped and drawn his wand. + +Despite the cloudless sky, the old trees ahead cast +deep, dark, cool shadows, and it was a few seconds +before Harry’s eyes discerned the building half-hidden +amongst the tangle of trunks. It seemed to him a very +strange location to choose for a house, or else an odd +decision to leave the trees growing nearby, blocking +all light and the view of the valley below. He wondered +Page | 224 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whether it was inhabited; its walls were mossy and so +many tiles had fallen off the roof that the rafters were +visible in places. Nettles grew all around it, their tips +reaching the windows, which were tiny and thick with +grime. Just as he had concluded that nobody could +possibly live there, however, one of the windows was +thrown open with a clatter, and a thin trickle of steam +or smoke issued from it, as though somebody was +cooking. + +Ogden moved forward quietly and, it seemed to Harry, +rather cautiously. As the dark shadows of the trees +slid over him, he stopped again, staring at the front +door, to which somebody had nailed a dead snake. + +Then there was a rustle and a crack, and a man in +rags dropped from the nearest tree, landing on his +feet right in front of Ogden, who leapt backward so +fast he stood on the tails of his frock coat and +stumbled. + +“ You’re not welcome.” + +The man standing before them had thick hair so +matted with dirt it could have been any color. Several +of his teeth were missing. His eyes were small and +dark and stared in opposite directions. He might have +looked comical, but he did not; the effect was +frightening, and Harry could not blame Ogden for +backing away several more paces before he spoke. + +“Er — good morning. I’m from the Ministry of Magic + + + +“ You’re not welcome.” + +“Er — I’m sorry — I don’t understand you,” said +Ogden nervously. + + + +Page | 225 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry thought Ogden was being extremely dim; the +stranger was making himself very clear in Harry’s +opinion, particularly as he was brandishing a wand in +one hand and a short and rather bloody knife in the +other. + +“You understand him, I’m sure, Harry?” said +Dumbledore quietly. + +“Yes, of course,” said Harry, slightly nonplussed. + +“Why can’t Ogden — ?” + +But as his eyes found the dead snake on the door +again, he suddenly understood. + +“He’s speaking Parseltongue?” + +“Very good,” said Dumbledore, nodding and smiling. + +The man in rags was now advancing on Ogden, knife +in one hand, wand in the other. + +“Now, look — ” Ogden began, but too late: There was a +bang, and Ogden was on the ground, clutching his +nose, while a nasty yellowish goo squirted from +between his fingers. + +“Morfin!” said a loud voice. + +An elderly man had come hurrying out of the cottage, +banging the door behind him so that the dead snake +swung pathetically. This man was shorter than the +first, and oddly proportioned; his shoulders were very +broad and his arms overlong, which, with his bright +brown eyes, short scrubby hair, and wrinkled face, +gave him the look of a powerful, aged monkey. He +came to a halt beside the man with the knife, who +was now cackling with laughter at the sight of Ogden +on the ground. + +Page | 226 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ministry, is it?” said the older man, looking down at +Ogden. + +“Correct!” said Ogden angrily, dabbing his face. “And +you, I take it, are Mr. Gaunt?” + +“S’right,” said Gaunt. “Got you in the face, did he?” + +“Yes, he did!” snapped Ogden. + +“Should’ve made your presence known, shouldn’t +you?” said Gaunt aggressively. “This is private +property. Can’t just walk in here and not expect my +son to defend himself.” + +“Defend himself against what, man?” said Ogden, +clambering back to his feet. + +“Busybodies. Intruders. Muggles and filth.” + +Ogden pointed his wand at his own nose, which was +still issuing large amounts of what looked like yellow +pus, and the flow stopped at once. Mr. Gaunt spoke +out of the corner of his mouth to Morfin. + +“Get in the house. Don’t argue.” + +This time, ready for it, Harry recognized Parseltongue; +even while he could understand what was being said, +he distinguished the weird hissing noise that was all +Ogden could hear. Morfin seemed to be on the point +of disagreeing, but when his father cast him a +threatening look he changed his mind, lumbering +away to the cottage with an odd rolling gait and +slamming the front door behind him, so that the +snake swung sadly again. + + + +Page | 227 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s your son I’m here to see, Mr. Gaunt,” said Ogden, +as he mopped the last of the pus from the front of his +coat. “That was Morfin, wasn’t it?” + +“Ar, that was Morfin,” said the old man indifferently. +“Are you pure-blood?” he asked, suddenly aggressive. + +“That’s neither here nor there,” said Ogden coldly, +and Harry felt his respect for Ogden rise. Apparently +Gaunt felt rather differently. He squinted into Ogden’s +face and muttered, in what was clearly supposed to +be an offensive tone, “Now I come to think about it, + +I’ve seen noses like yours down in the village.” + +“I don’t doubt it, if your son’s been let loose on them,” +said Ogden. “Perhaps we could continue this +discussion inside?” + +“Inside?” + +“Yes, Mr. Gaunt. I’ve already told you. I’m here about +Morfin. We sent an owl — ” + +“I’ve no use for owls,” said Gaunt. “I don’t open +letters.” + +“Then you can hardly complain that you get no +warning of visitors,” said Ogden tartly. “I am here +following a serious breach of Wizarding law, which +occurred here in the early hours of this morning — ” + +“All right, all right, all right!” bellowed Gaunt. “Come +in the bleeding house, then, and much good it’ll do +you!” + +The house seemed to contain three tiny rooms. Two +doors led off the main room, which served as kitchen +and living room combined. Morfin was sitting in a +filthy armchair beside the smoking fire, twisting a live + +Page | 228 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +adder between his thick fingers and crooning softly at +it in Parseltongue: + +Hissy, hissy, little snakey, + +Slither on the floor, + +You be good to Morfin +Or hell nail you to the door. + +There was a scuffling noise in the corner beside the +open window, and Harry realized that there was +somebody else in the room, a girl whose ragged gray +dress was the exact color of the dirty stone wall +behind her. She was standing beside a steaming pot +on a grimy black stove, and was fiddling around with +the shelf of squalid-looking pots and pans above it. +Her hair was lank and dull and she had a plain, pale, +rather heavy face. Her eyes, like her brother’s, stared +in opposite directions. She looked a little cleaner than +the two men, but Harry thought he had never seen a +more defeated-looking person. + +“M’daughter, Merope,” said Gaunt grudgingly, as +Ogden looked inquiringly toward her. + +“Good morning,” said Ogden. + +She did not answer, but with a frightened glance at +her father turned her back on the room and +continued shifting the pots on the shelf behind her. + +“Well, Mr. Gaunt,” said Ogden, “to get straight to the +point, we have reason to believe that your son, + +Morfin, performed magic in front of a Muggle late last +night.” + +There was a deafening clang. Merope had dropped +one of the pots. + + + +Page | 229 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Pick it up\” Gaunt bellowed at her. “That’s it, grub on +the floor like some filthy Muggle, what’s your wand +for, you useless sack of muck?” + +“Mr. Gaunt, please!” said Ogden in a shocked voice, +as Merope, who had already picked up the pot, +flushed blotchily scarlet, lost her grip on the pot +again, drew her wand shakily from her pocket, +pointed it at the pot, and muttered a hasty, inaudible +spell that caused the pot to shoot across the floor +away from her, hit the opposite wall, and crack in +two. + +Morfin let out a mad cackle of laughter. Gaunt +screamed, “Mend it, you pointless lump, mend it!” + +Merope stumbled across the room, but before she had +time to raise her wand, Ogden had lifted his own and +said firmly, “Reparo.” The pot mended itself instantly. + +Gaunt looked for a moment as though he was going to +shout at Ogden, but seemed to think better of it: +Instead, he jeered at his daughter, “Lucky the nice +man from the Ministry’s here, isn’t it? Perhaps he’ll +take you off my hands, perhaps he doesn’t mind dirty +Squibs. ...” + +Without looking at anybody or thanking Ogden, +Merope picked up the pot and returned it, hands +trembling, to its shelf. She then stood quite still, her +back against the wall between the filthy window and +the stove, as though she wished for nothing more +than to sink into the stone and vanish. + +“Mr. Gaunt,” Ogden began again, “as I’ve said: the +reason for my visit — ” + + + +Page | 230 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I heard you the first time!” snapped Gaunt. “And so +what? Morfin gave a Muggle a bit of what was coming +to him — what about it, then?” + +“Morfin has broken Wizarding law,” said Ogden +sternly. + +“ ‘Morfin has broken Wizarding law.’ ” Gaunt imitated +Ogden’s voice, making it pompous and singsong. +Morfin cackled again. “He taught a filthy Muggle a +lesson, that’s illegal now, is it?” + +“Yes,” said Ogden. “I’m afraid it is.” + +He pulled from an inside pocket a small scroll of +parchment and unrolled it. + +“What’s that, then, his sentence?” said Gaunt, his +voice rising angrily. + +“It is a summons to the Ministry for a hearing — ” + +“Summons! Summons? Who do you think you are, +summoning my son anywhere?” + +“I’m Head of the Magical Law Enforcement Squad,” +said Ogden. + +“And you think we’re scum, do you?” screamed +Gaunt, advancing on Ogden now, with a dirty yellow- +nailed finger pointing at his chest. “Scum who’ll come +running when the Ministry tells ’em to? Do you know +who you’re talking to, you filthy little Mudblood, do +you? + +“I was under the impression that I was speaking to +Mr. Gaunt,” said Ogden, looking wary, but standing +his ground. + + + +Page | 231 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s right!” roared Gaunt. For a moment, Harry +thought Gaunt was making an obscene hand gesture, +but then realized that he was showing Ogden the +ugly, black- stoned ring he was wearing on his middle +finger, waving it before Ogden’s eyes. “See this? See +this? Know what it is? Know where it came from? +Centuries it’s been in our family, that’s how far back +we go, and pure-blood all the way! Know how much +I’ve been offered for this, with the Peverell coat of +arms engraved on the stone?” + +“I’ve really no idea,” said Ogden, blinking as the ring +sailed within an inch of his nose, “and it’s quite +beside the point, Mr. Gaunt. Your son has committed + + + +With a howl of rage, Gaunt ran toward his daughter. +For a split second, Harry thought he was going to +throttle her as his hand flew to her throat; next +moment, he was dragging her toward Ogden by a gold +chain around her neck. + +“See this?” he bellowed at Ogden, shaking a heavy +gold locket at him, while Merope spluttered and +gasped for breath. + +“I see it, I see it!” said Ogden hastily. + +“Slytherin’sl” yelled Gaunt. “Salazar Slytherin’s! We’re +his last living descendants, what do you say to that, +eh?” + +“Mr. Gaunt, your daughter!” said Ogden in alarm, but +Gaunt had already released Merope; she staggered +away from him, back to her corner, massaging her +neck and gulping for air. + +“So!” said Gaunt triumphantly, as though he had just +proved a complicated point beyond all possible + +Page | 232 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dispute. “Don’t you go talking to us as if we’re dirt on +your shoes! Generations of purebloods, wizards all — +more than you can say, I don’t doubt!” + +And he spat on the floor at Ogden’s feet. Morfin +cackled again. Merope, huddled beside the window, +her head bowed and her face hidden by her lank hair, +said nothing. + +“Mr. Gaunt,” said Ogden doggedly, “I am afraid that +neither your ancestors nor mine have anything to do +with the matter in hand. I am here because of Morfin, +Morfin and the Muggle he accosted late last night. + +Our information” — he glanced down at his scroll of +parchment — “is that Morfin performed a jinx or hex +on the said Muggle, causing him to erupt in highly +painful hives.” + +Morfin giggled. + +“ Be quiet, boy,” snarled Gaunt in Parseltongue, and +Morfin fell silent again. + +“And so what if he did, then?” Gaunt said defiantly to +Ogden. “I expect you’ve wiped the Muggle ’s filthy face +clean for him, and his memory to boot — ” + +“That’s hardly the point, is it, Mr. Gaunt?” said +Ogden. “This was an unprovoked attack on a +defenseless — ” + +“Ar, I had you marked out as a Muggle-lover the +moment I saw you,” sneered Gaunt, and he spat on +the floor again. + +“This discussion is getting us nowhere,” said Ogden +firmly. “It is clear from your son’s attitude that he +feels no remorse for his actions.” He glanced down at +his scroll of parchment again. “Morfin will attend a + +Page | 233 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hearing on the fourteenth of September to answer the +charges of using magic in front of a Muggle and +causing harm and distress to that same Mugg — ” + +Ogden broke off. The jingling, clopping sounds of +horses and loud, laughing voices were drifting in +through the open window. Apparently the winding +lane to the village passed very close to the copse +where the house stood. Gaunt froze, listening, his +eyes wide. Morfin hissed and turned his face toward +the sounds, his expression hungry. Merope raised her +head. Her face, Harry saw, was starkly white. + +“My God, what an eyesore!” rang out a girl’s voice, as +clearly audible through the open window as if she had +stood in the room beside them. “Couldn’t your father +have that hovel cleared away, Tom?” + +“It’s not ours,” said a young man’s voice. “Everything +on the other side of the valley belongs to us, but that +cottage belongs to an old tramp called Gaunt, and his +children. The son’s quite mad, you should hear some +of the stories they tell in the village — ” + +The girl laughed. The jingling, clopping noises were +growing louder and louder. Morfin made to get out of +his armchair. + +“Keep your seat,” said his father warningly, in +Parseltongue. + +“Tom,” said the girl’s voice again, now so close they +were clearly right beside the house, “I might be wrong +— but has somebody nailed a snake to that door?” + +“Good lord, you’re right!” said the man’s voice. “That’ll +be the son, I told you he’s not right in the head. Don’t +look at it, Cecilia, darling.” + + + +Page | 234 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The jingling and clopping sounds were now growing +fainter again. + +“ ‘Darling,’ ” whispered Morfin in Parseltongue, +looking at his sister. “ ‘Darling,’ he called her. So he +wouldn’t have you anyway.” + +Merope was so white Harry felt sure she was going to +faint. + +“What’s that?” said Gaunt sharply, also in +Parseltongue, looking from his son to his daughter. + +“ What did you say, Morfin?” + +“She likes looking at that Muggle,” said Morfin, a +vicious expression on his face as he stared at his +sister, who now looked terrified. “Always in the +garden when he passes, peering through the hedge at +him, isn’t she? And last night — ” + +Merope shook her head jerkily, imploringly, but +Morfin went on ruthlessly, “Hanging out of the +window waiting for him to ride home, wasn’t she?” + +“Hanging out of the window to look at a Muggle?” said +Gaunt quietly. + +All three of the Gaunts seemed to have forgotten +Ogden, who was looking both bewildered and irritated +at this renewed outbreak of incomprehensible hissing +and rasping. + +“Is it true?” said Gaunt in a deadly voice, advancing a +step or two toward the terrified girl. “My daughter — +pure-blooded descendant of Salazar Slytherin — +hankering after a filthy, dirt-veined Muggle?” + +Merope shook her head frantically, pressing herself +into the wall, apparently unable to speak. + +Page | 235 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But I got him, FatheA” cackled Morfin. “I got him as +he went by and he didn’t look so pretty with hives all +over him, did he, Merope?” + +“You disgusting little Squib, you filthy little blood +traitoA.” roared Gaunt, losing control, and his hands +closed around his daughter’s throat. + +Both Harry and Ogden yelled “No!” at the same time; +Ogden raised his wand and cried, “Relashiol” Gaunt +was thrown backward, away from his daughter; he +tripped over a chair and fell flat on his back. With a +roar of rage, Morfin leapt out of his chair and ran at +Ogden, brandishing his bloody knife and firing hexes +indiscriminately from his wand. + +Ogden ran for his life. Dumbledore indicated that they +ought to follow and Harry obeyed, Merope ’s screams +echoing in his ears. + +Ogden hurtled up the path and erupted onto the main +lane, his arms over his head, where he collided with +the glossy chestnut horse ridden by a very handsome, +dark-haired young man. Both he and the pretty girl +riding beside him on a gray horse roared with +laughter at the sight of Ogden, who bounced off the +horse’s flank and set off again, his frock coat flying, +covered from head to foot in dust, running pell-mell +up the lane. + +“I think that will do, Harry,” said Dumbledore. He +took Harry by the elbow and tugged. Next moment, +they were both soaring weightlessly through +darkness, until they landed squarely on their feet, +back in Dumbledore ’s now twilit office. + +“What happened to the girl in the cottage?” said Harry +at once, as Dumbledore lit extra lamps with a flick of +his wand. “Merope, or whatever her name was?” + +Page | 236 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, she survived,” said Dumbledore, reseating +himself behind his desk and indicating that Harry +should sit down too. “Ogden Apparated back to the +Ministry and returned with reinforcements within +fifteen minutes. Morfin and his father attempted to +fight, but both were overpowered, removed from the +cottage, and subsequently convicted by the +Wizengamot. Morfin, who already had a record of +Muggle attacks, was sentenced to three years in +Azkaban. Marvolo, who had injured several Ministry +employees in addition to Ogden, received six months.” + +“Marvolo?” Harry repeated wonderingly. + +“That’s right,” said Dumbledore, smiling in approval. + +“I am glad to see you’re keeping up.” + +“That old man was — ?” + +“Voldemort’s grandfather, yes,” said Dumbledore. +“Marvolo, his son, Morfin, and his daughter, Merope, +were the last of the Gaunts, a very ancient Wizarding +family noted for a vein of instability and violence that +flourished through the generations due to their habit +of marrying their own cousins. Lack of sense coupled +with a great liking for grandeur meant that the family +gold was squandered several generations before +Marvolo was born. He, as you saw, was left in squalor +and poverty, with a very nasty temper, a fantastic +amount of arrogance and pride, and a couple of +family heirlooms that he treasured just as much as +his son, and rather more than his daughter.” + +“So Merope,” said Harry, leaning forward in his chair +and staring at Dumbledore, “so Merope was ... Sir, +does that mean she was ... Voldemort’s mother?” + + + +Page | 237 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It does,” said Dumbledore. “And it so happens that +we also had a glimpse of Voldemort’s father. I wonder +whether you noticed?” + +“The Muggle Morfin attacked? The man on the +horse?” + +“Very good indeed,” said Dumbledore, beaming. “Yes, +that was Tom Riddle senior, the handsome Muggle +who used to go riding past the Gaunt cottage and for +whom Merope Gaunt cherished a secret, burning +passion.” + +“And they ended up married?” Harry said in disbelief, +unable to imagine two people less likely to fall in love. + +“I think you are forgetting,” said Dumbledore, “that +Merope was a witch. I do not believe that her magical +powers appeared to their best advantage when she +was being terrorized by her father. Once Marvolo and +Morfin were safely in Azkaban, once she was alone +and free for the first time in her life, then, I am sure, +she was able to give full rein to her abilities and to +plot her escape from the desperate life she had led for +eighteen years. + +“Can you not think of any measure Merope could +have taken to make Tom Riddle forget his Muggle +companion, and fall in love with her instead?” + +“The Imperius Curse?” Harry suggested. “Or a love +potion?” + +“Very good. Personally, I am inclined to think that she +used a love potion. I am sure it would have seemed +more romantic to her, and I do not think it would +have been very difficult, some hot day, when Riddle +was riding alone, to persuade him to take a drink of +water. In any case, within a few months of the scene +Page | 238 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +we have just witnessed, the village of Little Hangleton +enjoyed a tremendous scandal. You can imagine the +gossip it caused when the squire’s son ran off with +the tramp’s daughter, Merope. + +“But the villagers’ shock was nothing to Marvolo’s. He +returned from Azkaban, expecting to find his +daughter dutifully awaiting his return with a hot meal +ready on his table. Instead, he found a clear inch of +dust and her note of farewell, explaining what she +had done. + +“From all that I have been able to discover, he never +mentioned her name or existence from that time +forth. The shock of her desertion may have +contributed to his early death — or perhaps he had +simply never learned to feed himself. Azkaban had +greatly weakened Marvolo, and he did not live to see +Morfin return to the cottage.” + +“And Merope? She ... she died, didn’t she? Wasn’t +Voldemort brought up in an orphanage?” + +“Yes, indeed,” said Dumbledore. “We must do a +certain amount of guessing here, although I do not +think it is difficult to deduce what happened. You see, +within a few months of their runaway marriage, Tom +Riddle reappeared at the manor house in Little +Hangleton without his wife. The rumor flew around +the neighborhood that he was talking of being +‘hoodwinked’ and ‘taken in.’ What he meant, I am +sure, is that he had been under an enchantment that +had now lifted, though I daresay he did not dare use +those precise words for fear of being thought insane. +When they heard what he was saying, however, the +villagers guessed that Merope had lied to Tom Riddle, +pretending that she was going to have his baby, and +that he had married her for this reason.” + + + +Page | 239 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But she did have his baby.” + + + +“But not until a year after they were married. Tom +Riddle left her while she was still pregnant.” + +“What went wrong?” asked Harry. “Why did the love +potion stop working?” + +“Again, this is guesswork,” said Dumbledore, “but I +believe that Merope, who was deeply in love with her +husband, could not bear to continue enslaving him by +magical means. I believe that she made the choice to +stop giving him the potion. Perhaps, besotted as she +was, she had convinced herself that he would by now +have fallen in love with her in return. Perhaps she +thought he would stay for the baby’s sake. If so, she +was wrong on both counts. He left her, never saw her +again, and never troubled to discover what became of +his son.” + +The sky outside was inky black and the lamps in +Dumbledore ’s office seemed to glow more brightly +than before. + +“I think that will do for tonight, Harry,” said +Dumbledore after a moment or two. + +“Yes, sir,” said Harry. + +He got to his feet, but did not leave. + +“Sir ... is it important to know all this about +Voldemort’s past?” + +“Very important, I think,” said Dumbledore. + +“And it ... it’s got something to do with the prophecy?” + +“It has everything to do with the prophecy.” + +Page | 240 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Right,” said Harry, a little confused, but reassured +all the same. + +He turned to go, then another question occurred to +him, and he turned back again. “Sir, am I allowed to +tell Ron and Hermione everything you’ve told me?” + +Dumbledore considered him for a moment, then said, +“Yes, I think Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger have +proved themselves trustworthy. But Harry, I am going +to ask you to ask them not to repeat any of this to +anybody else. It would not be a good idea if word got +around how much I know, or suspect, about Lord +Voldemort’s secrets.” + +“No, sir, I’ll make sure it’s just Ron and Hermione. +Good night.” + +He turned away again, and was almost at the door +when he saw it. Sitting on one of the little spindle- +legged tables that supported so many frail-looking +silver instruments, was an ugly gold ring set with a +large, cracked, black stone. + +“Sir,” said Harry, staring at it. “That ring — ” + +“Yes?” said Dumbledore. + +“You were wearing it when we visited Professor +Slughorn that night.” + +“So I was,” Dumbledore agreed. + +“But isn’t it ... sir, isn’t it the same ring Marvolo +Gaunt showed Ogden?” + +Dumbledore bowed his head. “The very same.” + +“But how come — ? Have you always had it?” + +Page | 241 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, I acquired it very recently,” said Dumbledore. “A +few days before I came to fetch you from your aunt +and uncle’s, in fact.” + +“That would be around the time you injured your +hand, then, sir?” + +“Around that time, yes, Harry.” + +Harry hesitated. Dumbledore was smiling. + +“Sir, how exactly — ?” + +“Too late, Harry! You shall hear the story another +time. Good night.” + +“Good night, sir.” + + + +Page | 242 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +HERMIONE’S HELPING HAND + +As Hermione had predicted, the sixth years’ free +periods were not the hours of blissful relaxation Ron +had anticipated, but times in which to attempt to +keep up with the vast amount of homework they were +being set. Not only were they studying as though they +had exams every day, but the lessons themselves had +become more demanding than ever before. Harry +barely understood half of what Professor McGonagall +said to them these days; even Hermione had had to +ask her to repeat instructions once or twice. +Incredibly, and to Hermione ’s increasing resentment, +Harry’s best subject had suddenly become Potions, +thanks to the Half-Blood Prince. + +Nonverbal spells were now expected, not only in +Defense Against the Dark Arts, but in Charms and +Transfiguration too. Harry frequently looked over at +his classmates in the common room or at mealtimes +to see them purple in the face and straining as +though they had overdosed on U-No-Poo; but he knew +that they were really struggling to make spells work + + + +Page | 243 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +without saying incantations aloud. It was a relief to +get outside into the greenhouses; they were dealing +with more dangerous plants than ever in Herbology, +but at least they were still allowed to swear loudly if +the Venomous Tentacula seized them unexpectedly +from behind. + +One result of their enormous workload and the frantic +hours of practicing nonverbal spells was that Harry, +Ron, and Hermione had so far been unable to find +time to go and visit Hagrid. He had stopped coming to +meals at the staff table, an ominous sign, and on the +few occasions when they had passed him in the +corridors or out in the grounds, he had mysteriously +failed to notice them or hear their greetings. + +“We’ve got to go and explain,” said Hermione, looking +up at Hagrid ’s huge empty chair at the staff table the +following Saturday at breakfast. + +“We’ve got Quidditch tryouts this morning!” said Ron. +“And we’re supposed to be practicing that Aguamenti +Charm from Flitwick! Anyway, explain what? How are +we going to tell him we hated his stupid subject?” + +“We didn’t hate it!” said Hermione. + +“Speak for yourself, I haven’t forgotten the skrewts,” +said Ron darkly. “And I’m telling you now, we’ve had a +narrow escape. You didn’t hear him going on about +his gormless brother — we’d have been teaching +Grawp how to tie his shoelaces if we’d stayed.” + +“I hate not talking to Hagrid,” said Hermione, looking +upset. + +“Well go down after Quidditch,” Harry assured her. + +He too was missing Hagrid, although like Ron he +thought that they were better off without Grawp in + +Page | 244 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their lives. “But trials might take all morning, the +number of people who have applied.” He felt slightly +nervous at confronting the first hurdle of his +Captaincy. “I dunno why the team’s this popular all of +a sudden.” + +“Oh, come on, Harry,” said Hermione, suddenly +impatient. “It’s not Quidditch that’s popular, it’s you! +You’ve never been more interesting, and frankly, +you’ve never been more fanciable.” + +Ron gagged on a large piece of kipper. Hermione +spared him one look of disdain before turning back to +Harry. + +“Everyone knows you’ve been telling the truth now, +don’t they? The whole Wizarding world has had to +admit that you were right about Voldemort being back +and that you really have fought him twice in the last +two years and escaped both times. And now they’re +calling you ‘the Chosen One’ — well, come on, can’t +you see why people are fascinated by you?” + +Harry was finding the Great Hall very hot all of a +sudden, even though the ceiling still looked cold and +rainy. + +“And you’ve been through all that persecution from +the Ministry when they were trying to make out you +were unstable and a liar. You can still see the marks +on the back of your hand where that evil woman +made you write with your own blood, but you stuck to +your story anyway. ...” + +“You can still see where those brains got hold of me in +the Ministry, look,” said Ron, shaking back his +sleeves. + + + +Page | 245 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And it doesn’t hurt that you’ve grown about a foot +over the summer either,” Hermione finished, ignoring +Ron. + +“I’m tall,” said Ron inconsequentially. + +The post owls arrived, swooping down through rain- +flecked windows, scattering everyone with droplets of +water. Most people were receiving more post than +usual; anxious parents were keen to hear from their +children and to reassure them, in turn, that all was +well at home. Harry had received no mail since the +start of term; his only regular correspondent was now +dead and although he had hoped that Lupin might +write occasionally, he had so far been disappointed. +He was very surprised, therefore, to see the snowy +white Hedwig circling amongst all the brown and gray +owls. She landed in front of him carrying a large, +square package. A moment later, an identical package +landed in front of Ron, crushing beneath it his +minuscule and exhausted owl, Pigwidgeon. + +“Ha!” said Harry, unwrapping the parcel to reveal a +new copy of Advanced Potion-Making, fresh from +Flourish and Blotts. + +“Oh good,” said Hermione, delighted. “Now you can +give that graffitied copy back.” + +“Are you mad?” said Harry. “I’m keeping it! Look, I’ve +thought it out — ” + +He pulled the old copy of Advanced Potion-Making out +of his bag and tapped the cover with his wand, +muttering, “Diffindol” The cover fell off. He did the +same thing with the brand-new book (Hermione +looked scandalized). He then swapped the covers, +tapped each, and said, “Reparo\” + + + +Page | 246 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There sat the Prince’s copy, disguised as a new book, +and there sat the fresh copy from Flourish and Blotts, +looking thoroughly secondhand. + +“I’ll give Slughorn back the new one, he can’t +complain, it cost nine Galleons.” + +Hermione pressed her lips together, looking angry +and disapproving, but was distracted by a third owl +landing in front of her carrying that day’s copy of the +Daily Prophet. She unfolded it hastily and scanned +the front page. + +“Anyone we know dead?” asked Ron in a determinedly +casual voice; he posed the same question every time +Hermione opened her paper. + +“No, but there have been more dementor attacks,” +said Hermione. “And an arrest.” + +“Excellent, who?” said Harry, thinking of Bellatrix +Lestrange. + +“Stan Shunpike,” said Hermione. + +“What?” said Harry, startled. + +“ ‘Stanley Shunpike , conductor on the popular +Wizarding conveyance the Knight Bus, has been +arrested on suspicion of Death Eater activity. Mr. +Shunpike, 21, was taken into custody late last night +after a raid on his Clapham home ...’ ” + +“Stan Shunpike, a Death Eater?” said Harry, +remembering the spotty youth he had first met three +years before. “No way!” + +“He might have been put under the Imperius Curse,” +said Ron reasonably. “You never can tell.” + +Page | 247 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It doesn’t look like it,” said Hermione, who was still +reading. “It says here he was arrested after he was +overheard talking about the Death Eaters’ secret +plans in a pub.” She looked up with a troubled +expression on her face. “If he was under the Imperius +Curse, he’d hardly stand around gossiping about +their plans, would he?” + +“It sounds like he was trying to make out he knew +more than he did,” said Ron. “Isn’t he the one who +claimed he was going to become Minister of Magic +when he was trying to chat up those veela?” + +“Yeah, that’s him,” said Harry. “I dunno what they’re +playing at, taking Stan seriously.” + +“They probably want to look as though they’re doing +something,” said Hermione, frowning. “People are +terrified — you know the Patil twins’ parents want +them to go home? And Eloise Midgen has already +been withdrawn. Her father picked her up last night.” + +“What!” said Ron, goggling at Hermione. “But +Hogwarts is safer than their homes, bound to be! +We’ve got Aurors, and all those extra protective spells, +and we’ve got Dumbledore!” + +“I don’t think we’ve got him all the time,” said +Hermione very quietly, glancing toward the staff table +over the top of the Prophet “Haven’t you noticed? His +seat’s been empty as often as Hagrid’s this past +week.” + +Harry and Ron looked up at the staff table. The +headmaster’s chair was indeed empty. Now Harry +came to think of it, he had not seen Dumbledore +since their private lesson a week ago. + + + +Page | 248 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think he’s left the school to do something with the +Order,” said Hermione in a low voice. “I mean ... it’s +all looking serious, isn’t it? + +Harry and Ron did not answer, but Harry knew that +they were all thinking the same thing. There had been +a horrible incident the day before, when Hannah +Abbott had been taken out of Herbology to be told her +mother had been found dead. They had not seen +Hannah since. + +When they left the Gryffindor table five minutes later +to head down to the Quidditch pitch, they passed +Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil. Remembering what +Hermione had said about the Patil twins’ parents +wanting them to leave Hogwarts, Harry was +unsurprised to see that the two best friends were +whispering together, looking distressed. What did +surprise him was that when Ron drew level with +them, Parvati suddenly nudged Lavender, who looked +around and gave Ron a wide smile. Ron blinked at +her, then returned the smile uncertainly. His walk +instantly became something more like a strut. Harry +resisted the temptation to laugh, remembering that +Ron had refrained from doing so after Malfoy had +broken Harry’s nose; Hermione, however, looked cold +and distant all the way down to the stadium through +the cool, misty drizzle, and departed to find a place in +the stands without wishing Ron good luck. + +As Harry had expected, the trials took most of the +morning. Half of Gryffindor House seemed to have +turned up, from first years who were nervously +clutching a selection of the dreadful old school +brooms, to seventh years who towered over the rest, +looking coolly intimidating. The latter included a +large, wiry-haired boy Harry recognized immediately +from the Hogwarts Express. + + + +Page | 249 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We met on the train, in old Sluggy’s compartment,” +he said confidently, stepping out of the crowd to +shake Harry’s hand. “Cormac McLaggen, Keeper.” + +“You didn’t try out last year, did you?” asked Harry, +taking note of the breadth of McLaggen and thinking +that he would probably block all three goal hoops +without even moving. + +“I was in the hospital wing when they held the trials,” +said McLaggen, with something of a swagger. “Ate a +pound of doxy eggs for a bet.” + +“Right,” said Harry. “Well ... if you wait over there ...” + +He pointed over to the edge of the pitch, close to +where Hermione was sitting. He thought he saw a +flicker of annoyance pass over McLaggen’s face and +wondered whether McLaggen expected preferential +treatment because they were both “old Sluggy’s” +favorites. + +Harry decided to start with a basic test, asking all +applicants for the team to divide into groups of ten +and fly once around the pitch. This was a good +decision: The first ten was made up of first years and +it could not have been plainer that they had hardly +ever flown before. Only one boy managed to remain +airborne for more than a few seconds, and he was so +surprised he promptly crashed into one of the goal +posts. + +The second group was comprised of ten of the silliest +girls Harry had ever encountered, who, when he blew +his whistle, merely fell about giggling and clutching +one another. Romilda Vane was amongst them. When +he told them to leave the pitch, they did so quite +cheerfully and went to sit in the stands to heckle +everyone else. + +Page | 250 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The third group had a pileup halfway around the +pitch. Most of the fourth group had come without +broomsticks. The fifth group were Hufflepuffs. + +“If there’s anyone else here who’s not from +Gryffindor,” roared Harry, who was starting to get +seriously annoyed, “leave now, please!” + +There was a pause, then a couple of little Ravenclaws +went sprinting off the pitch, snorting with laughter. + +After two hours, many complaints, and several +tantrums, one involving a crashed Comet Two Sixty +and several broken teeth, Harry had found himself +three Chasers: Katie Bell, returned to the team after +an excellent trial; a new find called Demelza Robins, +who was particularly good at dodging Bludgers; and +Ginny Weasley, who had outflown all the competition +and scored seventeen goals to boot. Pleased though +he was with his choices, Harry had also shouted +himself hoarse at the many complainers and was now +enduring a similar battle with the rejected Beaters. + +“That’s my final decision and if you don’t get out of +the way for the Keepers I’ll hex you,” he bellowed. + +Neither of his chosen Beaters had the old brilliance of +Fred and George, but he was still reasonably pleased +with them: Jimmy Peakes, a short but broad-chested +third-year boy who had managed to raise a lump the +size of an egg on the back of Harry’s head with a +ferociously hit Bludger, and Ritchie Coote, who looked +weedy but aimed well. They now joined Katie, + +Demelza, and Ginny in the stands to watch the +selection of their last team member. + +Harry had deliberately left the trial of the Keepers +until last, hoping for an emptier stadium and less +pressure on all concerned. Unfortunately, however, all + +Page | 251 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the rejected players and a number of people who had +come down to watch after a lengthy breakfast had +joined the crowd by now, so that it was larger than +ever. As each Keeper flew up to the goal hoops, the +crowd roared and jeered in equal measure. Harry +glanced over at Ron, who had always had a problem +with nerves; Harry had hoped that winning their final +match last term might have cured it, but apparently +not: Ron was a delicate shade of green. + +None of the first five applicants saved more than two +goals apiece. To Harry’s great disappointment, + +Cormac McLaggen saved four penalties out of five. On +the last one, however, he shot off in completely the +wrong direction; the crowd laughed and booed and +McLaggen returned to the ground grinding his teeth. + +Ron looked ready to pass out as he mounted his +Cleansweep Eleven. “Good luck!” cried a voice from +the stands. Harry looked around, expecting to see +Hermione, but it was Lavender Brown. He would have +quite liked to have hidden his face in his hands, as +she did a moment later, but thought that as the +Captain he ought to show slightly more grit, and so +turned to watch Ron do his trial. + +Yet he need not have worried: Ron saved one, two, +three, four, five penalties in a row. Delighted, and +resisting joining in the cheers of the crowd with +difficulty, Harry turned to McLaggen to tell him that, +most unfortunately, Ron had beaten him, only to find +McLaggen’s red face inches from his own. He stepped +back hastily. + +“His sister didn’t really try,” said McLaggen +menacingly. There was a vein pulsing in his temple +like the one Harry had often admired in Uncle +Vernon’s. “She gave him an easy save.” + + + +Page | 252 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Rubbish,” said Harry coldly. “That was the one he +nearly missed.” + +McLaggen took a step nearer Harry, who stood his +ground this time. + +“Give me another go.” + +“No,” said Harry. “You’ve had your go. You saved four. +Ron saved five. Ron’s Keeper, he won it fair and +square. Get out of my way.” + +He thought for a moment that McLaggen might punch +him, but he contented himself with an ugly grimace +and stormed away, growling what sounded like +threats to thin air. + +Harry turned around to find his new team beaming at +him. + +“Well done,” he croaked. “You flew really well — ” + +“You did brilliantly, Ron!” + +This time it really was Hermione running toward +them from the stands; Harry saw Lavender walking +off the pitch, arm in arm with Parvati, a rather +grumpy expression on her face. Ron looked extremely +pleased with himself and even taller than usual as he +grinned at the team and at Hermione. + +After fixing the time of their first full practice for the +following Thursday, Harry, Ron, and Hermione bade +good-bye to the rest of the team and headed off +toward Hagrid’s. A watery sun was trying to break +through the clouds now and it had stopped drizzling +at last. Harry felt extremely hungry; he hoped there +would be something to eat at Hagrid’s. + + + +Page | 253 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I thought I was going to miss that fourth penalty,” +Ron was saying happily. “Tricky shot from Demelza, +did you see, had a bit of spin on it — ” + +“Yes, yes, you were magnificent,” said Hermione, +looking amused. + +“I was better than that McLaggen anyway,” said Ron +in a highly satisfied voice. “Did you see him +lumbering off in the wrong direction on his fifth? +Looked like he’d been Confunded. ...” + +To Harry’s surprise, Hermione turned a very deep +shade of pink at these words. Ron noticed nothing; he +was too busy describing each of his other penalties in +loving detail. + +The great gray hippogriff, Buckbeak, was tethered in +front of Hagrid’s cabin. He clicked his razor-sharp +beak at their approach and turned his huge head +toward them. + +“Oh dear,” said Hermione nervously. “He’s still a bit +scary, isn’t he?” + +“Come off it, you’ve ridden him, haven’t you?” said +Ron. + +Harry stepped forward and bowed low to the +hippogriff without breaking eye contact or blinking. +After a few seconds, Buckbeak sank into a bow too. + +“How are you?” Harry asked him in a low voice, +moving forward to stroke the feathery head. “Missing +him? But you’re okay here with Hagrid, aren’t you?” + +“Oi!” said a loud voice. + + + +Page | 254 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid had come striding around the corner of his +cabin wearing a large flowery apron and carrying a +sack of potatoes. His enormous boarhound, Fang, +was at his heels; Fang gave a booming bark and +bounded forward. + +“Git away from him! Hell have yer fingers — oh. It’s +yeh lot.” + +Fang was jumping up at Hermione and Ron, +attempting to lick their ears. Hagrid stood and looked +at them all for a split second, then turned and strode +into his cabin, slamming the door behind him. + +“Oh dear!” said Hermione, looking stricken. + +“Don’t worry about it,” said Harry grimly. He walked +over to the door and knocked loudly. + +“Hagrid! Open up, we want to talk to you!” + +There was no sound from within. + +“If you don’t open the door, we’ll blast it open!” Harry +said, pulling out his wand. + +“Harry!” said Hermione, sounding shocked. “You can’t +possibly — ” + +“Yeah, I can!” said Harry. “Stand back — ” + +But before he could say anything else, the door flew +open again as Harry had known it would, and there +stood Hagrid, glowering down at him and looking, +despite the flowery apron, positively alarming. + +“I’m a teacher!” he roared at Harry. “A teacher, Potter! +How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door!” + + + +Page | 255 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm sorry, sir,” said Harry, emphasizing the last word +as he stowed his wand inside his robes. + +Hagrid looked stunned. “Since when have yeh called +me ‘sir’?” + + + +“Since when have you called me ‘Potter’?” + +“Oh, very clever,” growled Hagrid. “Very amusin’. +That’s me outsmarted, innit? All righ’, come in then, +yeh ungrateful little ...” + +Mumbling darkly, he stood back to let them pass. +Hermione scurried in after Harry, looking rather +frightened. + +“Well?” said Hagrid grumpily, as Harry, Ron, and +Hermione sat down around his enormous wooden +table, Fang laying his head immediately upon Harry’s +knee and drooling all over his robes. “What’s this? +Feelin’ sorry for me? Reckon I’m lonely or summat?” + +“No,” said Harry at once. “We wanted to see you.” + +“We’ve missed you!” said Hermione tremulously. + +“Missed me, have yeh?” snorted Hagrid. “Yeah. Righ’.” + +He stomped around, brewing up tea in his enormous +copper kettle, muttering all the while. Finally he +slammed down three bucket-sized mugs of +mahogany-brown tea in front of them and a plate of +his rock cakes. Harry was hungry enough even for +Hagrid’s cooking, and took one at once. + +“Hagrid,” said Hermione timidly, when he joined them +at the table and started peeling his potatoes with a +brutality that suggested that each tuber had done + + + +Page | 256 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him a great personal wrong, “we really wanted to +carry on with Care of Magical Creatures, you know.” + + + +Hagrid gave another great snort. Harry rather thought +some bogeys landed on the potatoes, and was +inwardly thankful that they were not staying for +dinner. + +“We did!” said Hermione. “But none of us could fit it +into our schedules!” + +“Yeah. Righ’,” said Hagrid again. + +There was a funny squelching sound and they all +looked around: Hermione let out a tiny shriek, and +Ron leapt out of his seat and hurried around the table +away from the large barrel standing in the corner that +they had only just noticed. It was full of what looked +like foot-long maggots, slimy, white, and writhing. + +“What are they, Hagrid?” asked Harry, trying to sound +interested rather than revolted, but putting down his +rock cake all the same. + +“Jus’ giant grubs,” said Hagrid. + +“And they grow into ... ?” said Ron, looking +apprehensive. + +“They won’ grow inter nuthin’,” said Hagrid. “I got ’em +ter feed ter Aragog.” + +And without warning, he burst into tears. + +“Hagrid!” cried Hermione, leaping up, hurrying +around the table the long way to avoid the barrel of +maggots, and putting an arm around his shaking +shoulders. “What is it?” + +Page | 257 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s ... him ...” gulped Hagrid, his beetle-black eyes +streaming as he mopped his face with his apron. “It’s +... Aragog. ... I think he’s dyin’. ... He got ill over the +summer an’ he’s not gettin’ better. ... I don’ know +what I’ll do if he ... if he ... We’ve bin tergether so +long. ...” + +Hermione patted Hagrid’s shoulder, looking at a +complete loss for anything to say. Harry knew how +she felt. He had known Hagrid to present a vicious +baby dragon with a teddy bear, seen him croon over +giant scorpions with suckers and stingers, attempt to +reason with his brutal giant of a half-brother, but this +was perhaps the most incomprehensible of all his +monster fancies: the gigantic talking spider, Aragog, +who dwelled deep in the Forbidden Forest and which +he and Ron had only narrowly escaped four years +previously. + +“Is there — is there anything we can do?” Hermione +asked, ignoring Ron’s frantic grimaces and head- +shakings. + +“I don’ think there is, Hermione,” choked Hagrid, +attempting to stem the flood of his tears. “See, the +rest o’ the tribe ... Aragog’s family ... they’re gettin’ a +bit funny now he’s ill ... bit restive ...” + +“Yeah, I think we saw a bit of that side of them,” said +Ron in an undertone. + +"... I don’ reckon it’d be safe fer anyone but me ter go +near the colony at the mo’,” Hagrid finished, blowing +his nose hard on his apron and looking up. “But +thanks fer offerin’, Hermione. ... It means a lot. ...” + +After that, the atmosphere lightened considerably, for +although neither Harry nor Ron had shown any +inclination to go and feed giant grubs to a murderous, + +Page | 258 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +gargantuan spider, Hagrid seemed to take it for +granted that they would have liked to have done and +became his usual self once more. + +“Ar, I always knew yeh’d find it hard ter squeeze me +inter yer timetables,” he said gruffly, pouring them +more tea. “Even if yeh applied fer Time-Turners — ” + +“We couldn’t have done,” said Hermione. “We +smashed the entire stock of Ministry Time-Turners +when we were there last summer. It was in the Daily +Prophet.” + +“Ar, well then,” said Hagrid. “There’s no way yeh +could’ve done it. ... I’m sorry I’ve bin — yeh know — +I’ve jus’ bin worried abou’ Aragog ... an’ I did wonder +whether, if Professor Grubbly-Plank had bin teachin’ +yeh + +At which all three of them stated categorically and +untruthfully that Professor Grubbly-Plank, who had +substituted for Hagrid a few times, was a dreadful +teacher, with the result that by the time Hagrid waved +them off the premises at dusk, he looked quite +cheerful. + +“I’m starving,” said Harry, once the door had closed +behind them and they were hurrying through the +dark and deserted grounds; he had abandoned the +rock cake after an ominous cracking noise from one +of his back teeth. “And I’ve got that detention with +Snape tonight, I haven’t got much time for dinner. ...” + +As they came into the castle they spotted Cormac +McLaggen entering the Great Hall. It took him two +attempts to get through the doors; he ricocheted off +the frame on the first attempt. Ron merely guffawed +gloatingly and strode off into the Hall after him, but +Harry caught Hermione ’s arm and held her back. + +Page | 259 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” said Hermione defensively. + + + +“If you ask me,” said Harry quietly, “McLaggen looks +like he was Confunded this morning. And he was +standing right in front of where you were sitting.” + +Hermione blushed. + +“Oh, all right then, I did it,” she whispered. “But you +should have heard the way he was talking about Ron +and Ginny! Anyway, he’s got a nasty temper, you saw +how he reacted when he didn’t get in — you wouldn’t +have wanted someone like that on the team.” + +“No,” said Harry. “No, I suppose that’s true. But +wasn’t that dishonest, Hermione? I mean, you’re a +prefect, aren’t you?” + +“Oh, be quiet,” she snapped, as he smirked. + +“What are you two doing?” demanded Ron, +reappearing in the doorway to the Great Hall and +looking suspicious. + +“Nothing,” said Harry and Hermione together, and +they hurried after Ron. The smell of roast beef made +Harry’s stomach ache with hunger, but they had +barely taken three steps toward the Gryffindor table +when Professor Slughorn appeared in front of them, +blocking their path. + +“Harry, Harry, just the man I was hoping to see!” he +boomed genially, twiddling the ends of his walrus +mustache and puffing out his enormous belly. “I was +hoping to catch you before dinner! What do you say to +a spot of supper tonight in my rooms instead? We’re +having a little party, just a few rising stars, I’ve got +McLaggen coming and Zabini, the charming Melinda +Bobbin — I don’t know whether you know her? Her +Page | 260 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +family owns a large chain of apothecaries — and, of +course, I hope very much that Miss Granger will favor +me by coming too.” + +Slughorn made Hermione a little bow as he finished +speaking. It was as though Ron was not present; +Slughorn did not so much as look at him. + +“I can’t come, Professor,” said Harry at once. “I’ve got +a detention with Professor Snape.” + +“Oh dear!” said Slughorn, his face falling comically. +“Dear, dear, I was counting on you, Harry! Well, now, +I’ll just have to have a word with Severus and explain +the situation. I’m sure I’ll be able to persuade him to +postpone your detention. Yes, I’ll see you both later!” + +He bustled away out of the Hall. + +“He’s got no chance of persuading Snape,” said Harry, +the moment Slughorn was out of earshot. “This +detention’s already been postponed once; Snape did it +for Dumbledore, but he won’t do it for anyone else.” + +“Oh, I wish you could come, I don’t want to go on my +own!” said Hermione anxiously; Harry knew that she +was thinking about McLaggen. + +“I doubt you’ll be alone, Ginny’ll probably be invited,” +snapped Ron, who did not seem to have taken kindly +to being ignored by Slughorn. + +After dinner they made their way back to Gryffindor +Tower. The common room was very crowded, as most +people had finished dinner by now, but they managed +to find a free table and sat down; Ron, who had been +in a bad mood ever since the encounter with +Slughorn, folded his arms and frowned at the ceiling. +Hermione reached out for a copy of the Evening +Page | 261 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Prophet, which somebody had left abandoned on a +chair. + +“Anything new?” said Harry. + +“Not really ...” Hermione had opened the newspaper +and was scanning the inside pages. “Oh, look, your +dad’s in here, Ron — he’s all right!” she added +quickly, for Ron had looked around in alarm. “It just +says he’s been to visit the Malfoys’ house. ‘This +second search of the Death Eater’s residence does not +seem to have yielded any results. Arthur Weasley of +the Office for the Detection and Confiscation of +Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects +said that his team had been acting upon a confidential +tip-off’” + +“Yeah, mine!” said Harry. “I told him at King’s Cross +about Malfoy and that thing he was trying to get +Borgin to fix! Well, if it’s not at their house, he must +have brought whatever it is to Hogwarts with him — ” + +“But how can he have done, Harry?” said Hermione, +putting down the newspaper with a surprised look. +“We were all searched when we arrived, weren’t we?” + +“Were you?” said Harry, taken aback. “I wasn’t!” + +“Oh no, of course you weren’t, I forgot you were late. + +... Well, Filch ran over all of us with Secrecy Sensors +when we got into the entrance hall. Any Dark object +would have been found, I know for a fact Crabbe had +a shrunken head confiscated. So you see, Malfoy can’t +have brought in anything dangerous!” + +Momentarily stymied, Harry watched Ginny Weasley +playing with Arnold the Pygmy Puff for a while before +seeing a way around this objection. + + + +Page | 262 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Someone’s sent it to him by owl, then,” he said. “His +mother or someone.” + +“All the owls are being checked too,” said Hermione. +“Filch told us so when he was jabbing those Secrecy +Sensors everywhere he could reach.” + +Really stumped this time, Harry found nothing else to +say. There did not seem to be any way Malfoy could +have brought a dangerous or Dark object into the +school. He looked hopefully at Ron, who was sitting +with his arms folded, staring over at Lavender Brown. + +“Can you think of any way Malfoy — ?” + +“Oh, drop it, Harry,” said Ron. + +“Listen, it’s not my fault Slughorn invited Hermione +and me to his stupid party, neither of us wanted to +go, you know!” said Harry, firing up. + +“Well, as I’m not invited to any parties,” said Ron, +getting to his feet again, “I think I’ll go to bed.” + +He stomped off toward the door to the boys’ +dormitories, leaving Harry and Hermione staring after +him. + +“Harry?” said the new Chaser, Demelza Robins, +appearing suddenly at his shoulder. “I’ve got a +message for you.” + +“From Professor Slughorn?” asked Harry, sitting up +hopefully. + +“No ... from Professor Snape,” said Demelza. Harry’s +heart sank. “He says you’re to come to his office at +half past eight tonight to do your detention — er — no +matter how many party invitations you’ve received. + +Page | 263 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he wanted you to know you’ll be sorting out +rotten flobberworms from good ones, to use in Potions +and — and he says there’s no need to bring protective +gloves.” + +“Right,” said Harry grimly. “Thanks a lot, Demelza.” + + + +Page | 264 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SILVER AND OPALS + +Where was Dumbledore, and what was he doing? +Harry caught sight of the headmaster only twice over +the next few weeks. He rarely appeared at meals +anymore, and Harry was sure Hermione was right in +thinking that he was leaving the school for days at a +time. Had Dumbledore forgotten the lessons he was +supposed to be giving Harry? Dumbledore had said +that the lessons were leading to something to do with +the prophecy; Harry had felt bolstered, comforted, +and now he felt slightly abandoned. + +Halfway through October came their first trip of the +term to Hogsmeade. Harry had wondered whether +these trips would still be allowed, given the +increasingly tight security measures around the +school, but was pleased to know that they were going +ahead; it was always good to get out of the castle +grounds for a few hours. + +Harry woke early on the morning of the trip, which +was proving stormy, and whiled away the time until + + + +Page | 265 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +breakfast by reading his copy of Advanced Potion- +Making. He did not usually lie in bed reading his +textbooks; that sort of behavior, as Ron rightly said, +was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was +simply weird that way. Harry felt, however, that the +Half-Blood Prince’s copy of Advanced Potion-Making +hardly qualified as a textbook. The more Harry pored +over the book, the more he realized how much was in +there, not only the handy hints and shortcuts on +potions that were earning him such a glowing +reputation with Slughorn, but also the imaginative +little jinxes and hexes scribbled in the margins, which +Harry was sure, judging by the crossings-out and +revisions, that the Prince had invented himself. + +Harry had already attempted a few of the Prince’s self- +invented spells. There had been a hex that caused +toenails to grow alarmingly fast (he had tried this on +Crabbe in the corridor, with very entertaining results); +a jinx that glued the tongue to the roof of the mouth +(which he had twice used, to general applause, on an +unsuspecting Argus Filch); and, perhaps most useful +of all, Muffliato, a spell that filled the ears of anyone +nearby with an unidentifiable buzzing, so that lengthy +conversations could be held in class without being +overheard. The only person who did not find these +charms amusing was Hermione, who maintained a +rigidly disapproving expression throughout and +refused to talk at all if Harry had used the Muffliato +spell on anyone in the vicinity. + +Sitting up in bed, Harry turned the book sideways so +as to examine more closely the scribbled instructions +for a spell that seemed to have caused the Prince +some trouble. There were many crossings-out and +alterations, but finally, crammed into a corner of the +page, the scribble: + +Levicorpus (nvbl) + +Page | 266 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +While the wind and sleet pounded relentlessly on the +windows, and Neville snored loudly, Harry stared at +the letters in brackets. Nvbl ... that had to mean +“nonverbal.” Harry rather doubted he would be able +to bring off this particular spell; he was still having +difficulty with nonverbal spells, something Snape had +been quick to comment on in every D.A.D.A. class. On +the other hand, the Prince had proved a much more +effective teacher than Snape so far. + +Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it +an upward flick and said Levicorpusl inside his head. + +“ Aaaaaaaargh ! ” + +There was a flash of light and the room was full of +voices: Everyone had woken up as Ron had let out a +yell. Harry sent Advanced Potion-Making flying in +panic; Ron was dangling upside down in midair as +though an invisible hook had hoisted him up by the +ankle. + +“Sorry!” yelled Harry, as Dean and Seamus roared +with laughter, and Neville picked himself up from the +floor, having fallen out of bed. “Hang on — I’ll let you +down — ” + +He groped for the potion book and riffled through it in +a panic, trying to find the right page; at last he +located it and deciphered one cramped word +underneath the spell: Praying that this was the +counter-jinx, Harry thought Liberacorpus\ with all his +might. + +There was another flash of light, and Ron fell in a +heap onto his mattress. + +“Sorry,” repeated Harry weakly, while Dean and +Seamus continued to roar with laughter. + +Page | 267 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tomorrow,” said Ron in a muffled voice, “I’d rather +you set the alarm clock.” + +By the time they had got dressed, padding themselves +out with several of Mrs. Weasley’s hand-knitted +sweaters and carrying cloaks, scarves, and gloves, +Ron’s shock had subsided and he had decided that +Harry’s new spell was highly amusing; so amusing, in +fact, that he lost no time in regaling Hermione with +the story as they sat down for breakfast. + +"... and then there was another flash of light and I +landed on the bed again!” Ron grinned, helping +himself to sausages. + +Hermione had not cracked a smile during this +anecdote, and now turned an expression of wintry +disapproval upon Harry. + +“Was this spell, by any chance, another one from that +potion book of yours?” she asked. + +Harry frowned at her. + +“Always jump to the worst conclusion, don’t you?” +“Was it?” + +“Well ... yeah, it was, but so what?” + +“So you just decided to try out an unknown, +handwritten incantation and see what would +happen?” + +“Why does it matter if it’s handwritten?” said Harry, +preferring not to answer the rest of the question. + +“Because it’s probably not Ministry of Magic- +approved,” said Hermione. “And also,” she added, as + +Page | 268 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry and Ron rolled their eyes, “because I’m starting +to think this Prince character was a bit dodgy.” + + + +Both Harry and Ron shouted her down at once. + +“It was a laugh!” said Ron, upending a ketchup bottle +over his sausages. “Just a laugh, Hermione, that’s +all!” + +“Dangling people upside down by the ankle?” said +Hermione. “Who puts their time and energy into +making up spells like that?” + +“Fred and George,” said Ron, shrugging, “it’s their +kind of thing. And, er — ” + +“My dad,” said Harry. He had only just remembered. + +“What?” said Ron and Hermione together. + +“My dad used this spell,” said Harry. “I — Lupin told +me.” + +This last part was not true; in fact, Harry had seen +his father use the spell on Snape, but he had never +told Ron and Hermione about that particular +excursion into the Pensieve. Now, however, a +wonderful possibility occurred to him. Could the Half- +Blood Prince possibly be — ? + +“Maybe your dad did use it, Harry,” said Hermione, +“but he’s not the only one. We’ve seen a whole bunch +of people use it, in case you’ve forgotten. Dangling +people in the air. Making them float along, asleep, +helpless.” + +Harry stared at her. With a sinking feeling, he too +remembered the behavior of the Death Eaters at the +Quidditch World Cup. Ron came to his aid. + +Page | 269 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That was different,” he said robustly. “They were +abusing it. Harry and his dad were just having a +laugh. You don’t like the Prince, Hermione,” he added, +pointing a sausage at her sternly, “because he’s better +than you at Potions — ” + +“It’s got nothing to do with that!” said Hermione, her +cheeks reddening. “I just think it’s very irresponsible +to start performing spells when you don’t even know +what they’re for, and stop talking about ‘the Prince’ as +if it’s his title, I bet it’s just a stupid nickname, and it +doesn’t seem as though he was a very nice person to +me!” + +“I don’t see where you get that from,” said Harry +heatedly. “If he’d been a budding Death Eater he +wouldn’t have been boasting about being ‘half-blood,’ +would he?” + +Even as he said it, Harry remembered that his father +had been pure-blood, but he pushed the thought out +of his mind; he would worry about that later. ... + +“The Death Eaters can’t all be pure-blood, there aren’t +enough pure-blood wizards left,” said Hermione +stubbornly. “I expect most of them are half-bloods +pretending to be pure. It’s only Muggle-borns they +hate, they’d be quite happy to let you and Ron join +up.” + +“There is no way they’d let me be a Death Eater!” said +Ron indignantly, a bit of sausage flying off the fork he +was now brandishing at Hermione and hitting Ernie +Macmillan on the head. “My whole family are blood +traitors! That’s as bad as Muggle-borns to Death +Eaters!” + + + +Page | 270 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And they’d love to have me,” said Harry sarcastically. +“We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me + + + +in. + + + + + + +This made Ron laugh; even Hermione gave a grudging +smile, and a distraction arrived in the shape of Ginny. + +“Hey, Harry, I’m supposed to give you this.” + +It was a scroll of parchment with Harry’s name +written upon it in familiar thin, slanting writing. + +“Thanks, Ginny ... It’s Dumbledore’s next lesson!” +Harry told Ron and Hermione, pulling open the +parchment and quickly reading its contents. “Monday +evening!” He felt suddenly light and happy. “Want to +join us in Hogsmeade, Ginny?” he asked. + +“I’m going with Dean — might see you there,” she +replied, waving at them as she left. + +Filch was standing at the oak front doors as usual, +checking off the names of people who had permission +to go into Hogsmeade. The process took even longer +than normal as Filch was triple-checking everybody +with his Secrecy Sensor. + +“What does it matter if we’re smuggling Dark stuff +OUT?” demanded Ron, eyeing the long thin Secrecy +Sensor with apprehension. “Surely you ought to be +checking what we bring back IN?” + +His cheek earned him a few extra jabs with the +Sensor, and he was still wincing as they stepped out +into the wind and sleet. + +The walk into Hogsmeade was not enjoyable. Harry +wrapped his scarf over his lower face; the exposed +part soon felt both raw and numb. The road to the + +Page | 271 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +village was full of students bent double against the +bitter wind. More than once Harry wondered whether +they might not have had a better time in the warm +common room, and when they finally reached +Hogsmeade and saw that Zonko’s Joke Shop had +been boarded up, Harry took it as confirmation that +this trip was not destined to be fun. Ron pointed, with +a thickly gloved hand, toward Honeydukes, which was +mercifully open, and Harry and Hermione staggered +in his wake into the crowded shop. + +“Thank God,” shivered Ron as they were enveloped by +warm, toffee-scented air. “Let’s stay here all +afternoon.” + +“Harry, m’boy!” said a booming voice from behind +them. + +“Oh no,” muttered Harry. The three of them turned to +see Professor Slughorn, who was wearing an +enormous furry hat and an overcoat with matching +fur collar, clutching a large bag of crystalized +pineapple, and occupying at least a quarter of the +shop. + +“Harry, that’s three of my little suppers you’ve missed +now!” said Slughorn, poking him genially in the chest. +“It won’t do, m’boy, I’m determined to have you! Miss +Granger loves them, don’t you?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione helplessly, “they’re really — ” + +“So why don’t you come along, Harry?” demanded +Slughorn. + +“Well, I’ve had Quidditch practice, Professor,” said +Harry, who had indeed been scheduling practices +every time Slughorn had sent him a little, violet +ribbon-adorned invitation. This strategy meant that + +Page | 272 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron was not left out, and they usually had a laugh +with Ginny, imagining Hermione shut up with +McLaggen and Zabini. + +“Well, I certainly expect you to win your first match +after all this hard work!” said Slughorn. “But a little +recreation never hurt anybody. Now, how about +Monday night, you can’t possibly want to practice in +this weather. ...” + +“I can’t, Professor, I’ve got — er — an appointment +with Professor Dumbledore that evening.” + +“Unlucky again!” cried Slughorn dramatically. “Ah, +well ... you can’t evade me forever, Harry!” + +And with a regal wave, he waddled out of the shop, +taking as little notice of Ron as though he had been a +display of Cockroach Clusters. + +“I can’t believe you’ve wriggled out of another one,” +said Hermione, shaking her head. “They’re not that +bad, you know. ... They’re even quite fun sometimes. +...” But then she caught sight of Ron’s expression. + +“Oh, look — they’ve got deluxe sugar quills — those +would last hours!” + +Glad that Hermione had changed the subject, Harry +showed much more interest in the new extra-large +sugar quills than he would normally have done, but +Ron continued to look moody and merely shrugged +when Hermione asked him where he wanted to go +next. + +“Let’s go to the Three Broomsticks,” said Harry. “It’ll +be warm.” + +They bundled their scarves back over their faces and +left the sweetshop. The bitter wind was like knives on + +Page | 273 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +their faces after the sugary warmth of Honeydukes. +The street was not very busy; nobody was lingering to +chat, just hurrying toward their destinations. The +exceptions were two men a little ahead of them, +standing just outside the Three Broomsticks. One was +very tall and thin; squinting through his rain-washed +glasses Harry recognized the barman who worked in +the other Hogsmeade pub, the Hog’s Head. As Harry, +Ron, and Hermione drew closer, the barman drew his +cloak more tightly around his neck and walked away, +leaving the shorter man to fumble with something in +his arms. They were barely feet from him when Harry +realized who the man was. + +“Mundungus!” + +The squat, bandy-legged man with long, straggly, +ginger hair jumped and dropped an ancient suitcase, +which burst open, releasing what looked like the +entire contents of a junk shop window. + +“Oh, ’ello, ’Arry,” said Mundungus Fletcher, with a +most unconvincing stab at airiness. “Well, don’t let +me keep ya.” + +And he began scrabbling on the ground to retrieve the +contents of his suitcase with every appearance of a +man eager to be gone. + +“Are you selling this stuff?” asked Harry, watching +Mundungus grab an assortment of grubby-looking +objects from the ground. + +“Oh, well, gotta scrape a living,” said Mundungus. +“Gimme that!” + +Ron had stooped down and picked up something +silver. + + + +Page | 274 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hang on,” Ron said slowly. “This looks familiar — ” + + + +“Thank you!” said Mundungus, snatching the goblet +out of Ron’s hand and stuffing it back into the case. +“Well, I’ll see you all — OUCH!” + +Harry had pinned Mundungus against the wall of the +pub by the throat. Holding him fast with one hand, he +pulled out his wand. + +“Harry!” squealed Hermione. + +“You took that from Sirius’s house,” said Harry, who +was almost nose to nose with Mundungus and was +breathing in an unpleasant smell of old tobacco and +spirits. “That had the Black family crest on it.” + +“I — no — what — ?” spluttered Mundungus, who +was slowly turning purple. + +“What did you do, go back the night he died and strip +the place?” snarled Harry. + +“I — no — ” + +“Give it to me!” + +“Harry, you mustn’t!” shrieked Hermione, as +Mundungus started to turn blue. + +There was a bang, and Harry felt his hands fly off +Mundungus’s throat. Gasping and spluttering, +Mundungus seized his fallen case, then — CRACK — +he Disapparated. + +Harry swore at the top of his voice, spinning on the +spot to see where Mundungus had gone. + +“COME BACK, YOU THIEVING — !” + +Page | 275 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s no point, Harry.” + + + +Tonks had appeared out of nowhere, her mousy hair +wet with sleet. + +“Mundungus will probably be in London by now. +There’s no point yelling.” + +“He’s nicked Sirius’s stuff! Nicked it!” + +“Yes, but still,” said Tonks, who seemed perfectly +untroubled by this piece of information. “You should +get out of the cold.” + +She watched them go through the door of the Three +Broomsticks. + +The moment he was inside, Harry burst out, “He was +nicking Sirius’s stuff.” + +“I know, Harry, but please don’t shout, people are +staring,” whispered Hermione. “Go and sit down, I’ll +get you a drink.” + +Harry was still fuming when Hermione returned to +their table a few minutes later holding three bottles of +butterbeer. + +“Can’t the Order control Mundungus?” Harry +demanded of the other two in a furious whisper. + +“Can’t they at least stop him stealing everything that’s +not fixed down when he’s at headquarters?” + +“Shh!” said Hermione desperately, looking around to +make sure nobody was listening; there were a couple +of warlocks sitting close by who were staring at Harry +with great interest, and Zabini was lolling against a +pillar not far away. “Harry, I’d be annoyed too, I know +it’s your things he’s stealing — ” + +Page | 276 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry gagged on his butterbeer; he had momentarily +forgotten that he owned number twelve, Grimmauld +Place. + +“Yeah, it’s my stuff!” he said. “No wonder he wasn’t +pleased to see me! Well, I’m going to tell Dumbledore +what’s going on, he’s the only one who scares +Mundungus.” + +“Good idea,” whispered Hermione, clearly pleased that +Harry was calming down. “Ron, what are you staring +at?” + +“Nothing,” said Ron, hastily looking away from the +bar, but Harry knew he was trying to catch the eye of +the curvy and attractive barmaid, Madam Rosmerta, +for whom he had long nursed a soft spot. + +“I expect ‘nothing’s’ in the back getting more +firewhisky,” said Hermione waspishly. + +Ron ignored this jibe, sipping his drink in what he +evidently considered to be a dignified silence. Harry +was thinking about Sirius, and how he had hated +those silver goblets anyway. Hermione drummed her +fingers on the table, her eyes flickering between Ron +and the bar. The moment Harry drained the last +drops in his bottle she said, “Shall we call it a day +and go back to school, then?” + +The other two nodded; it had not been a fun trip and +the weather was getting worse the longer they stayed. +Once again they drew their cloaks tightly around +them, rearranged their scarves, pulled on their gloves, +then followed Katie Bell and a friend out of the pub +and back up the High Street. Harry’s thoughts +strayed to Ginny as they trudged up the road to +Hogwarts through the frozen slush. They had not met +up with her, undoubtedly, thought Harry, because +Page | 277 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +she and Dean were cozily closeted in Madam +Puddifoot’s Tea Shop, that haunt of happy couples. +Scowling, he bowed his head against the swirling sleet +and trudged on. + +It was a little while before Harry became aware that +the voices of Katie Bell and her friend, which were +being carried back to him on the wind, had become +shriller and louder. Harry squinted at their indistinct +figures. The two girls were having an argument about +something Katie was holding in her hand. “It’s +nothing to do with you, Leanne!” Harry heard Katie +say. + +They rounded a corner in the lane, sleet coming thick +and fast, blurring Harry’s glasses. Just as he raised a +gloved hand to wipe them, Leanne made to grab hold +of the package Katie was holding; Katie tugged it back +and the package fell to the ground. + +At once, Katie rose into the air, not as Ron had done, +suspended comically by the ankle, but gracefully, her +arms outstretched, as though she was about to fly. + +Yet there was something wrong, something eerie. ... +Her hair was whipped around her by the fierce wind, +but her eyes were closed and her face was quite +empty of expression. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and +Leanne had all halted in their tracks, watching. + +Then, six feet above the ground, Katie let out a +terrible scream. Her eyes flew open but whatever she +could see, or whatever she was feeling, was clearly +causing her terrible anguish. She screamed and +screamed; Leanne started to scream too and seized +Katie’s ankles, trying to tug her back to the ground. +Harry, Ron, and Hermione rushed forward to help, +but even as they grabbed Katie’s legs, she fell on top +of them; Harry and Ron managed to catch her but she +was writhing so much they could hardly hold her. +Page | 278 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Instead they lowered her to the ground where she +thrashed and screamed, apparently unable to +recognize any of them. + +Harry looked around; the landscape seemed deserted. + +“Stay there!” he shouted at the others over the +howling wind. “I’m going for help!” + +He began to sprint toward the school; he had never +seen anyone behave as Katie had just behaved and +could not think what had caused it; he hurtled +around a bend in the lane and collided with what +seemed to be an enormous bear on its hind legs. + +“Hagrid!” he panted, disentangling himself from the +hedgerow into which he had fallen. + +“Harry!” said Hagrid, who had sleet trapped in his +eyebrows and beard, and was wearing his great, +shaggy beaverskin coat. “Jus’ bin visitin’ Grawp, he’s +cornin’ on so well yeh wouldn’ — ” + +“Hagrid, someone’s hurt back there, or cursed, or +something — ” + +“Wha?” said Hagrid, bending lower to hear what +Harry was saying over the raging wind. + +“Someone’s been cursed!” bellowed Harry. + +“Cursed? Who’s bin cursed — not Ron? Hermione?” + +“No, it’s not them, it’s Katie Bell — this way ...” + +Together they ran back along the lane. It took them +no time to find the little group of people around Katie, +who was still writhing and screaming on the ground; + + + +Page | 279 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron, Hermione, and Leanne were all trying to quiet +her. + +“Get back!” shouted Hagrid. “Lemme see her!” + +“Something’s happened to her!” sobbed Leanne. “I +don’t know what — ” + +Hagrid stared at Katie for a second, then without a +word, bent down, scooped her into his arms, and ran +off toward the castle with her. Within seconds, Katie’s +piercing screams had died away and the only sound +was the roar of the wind. + +Hermione hurried over to Katie’s wailing friend and +put an arm around her. + +“It’s Leanne, isn’t it?” + +The girl nodded. + +“Did it just happen all of a sudden, or — ?” + +“It was when that package tore,” sobbed Leanne, +pointing at the now sodden brown-paper package on +the ground, which had split open to reveal a greenish +glitter. Ron bent down, his hand outstretched, but +Harry seized his arm and pulled him back. + +“Don’t touch if!” + +He crouched down. An ornate opal necklace was +visible, poking out of the paper. + +“I’ve seen that before,” said Harry, staring at the +thing. “It was on display in Borgin and Burkes ages +ago. The label said it was cursed. Katie must have +touched it.” He looked up at Leanne, who had started + + + +Page | 280 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to shake uncontrollably. “How did Katie get hold of +this?” + + + +“Well, that’s why we were arguing. She came back +from the bathroom in the Three Broomsticks holding +it, said it was a surprise for somebody at Hogwarts +and she had to deliver it. She looked all funny when +she said it. ... Oh no, oh no, I bet she’d been +Imperiused and I didn’t realize!” + +Leanne shook with renewed sobs. Hermione patted +her shoulder gently. + +“She didn’t say who’d given it to her, Leanne?” + +“No ... she wouldn’t tell me ... and I said she was +being stupid and not to take it up to school, but she +just wouldn’t listen and ... and then I tried to grab it +from her . . . and — and — ” + +Leanne let out a wail of despair. + +“We’d better get up to school,” said Hermione, her +arm still around Leanne. “We’ll be able to find out +how she is. Come on. ...” + +Harry hesitated for a moment, then pulled his scarf +from around his face and, ignoring Ron’s gasp, +carefully covered the necklace in it and picked it up. + +“Well need to show this to Madam Pomfrey,” he said. + +As they followed Hermione and Leanne up the road, +Harry was thinking furiously. They had just entered +the grounds when he spoke, unable to keep his +thoughts to himself any longer. + +“Malfoy knows about this necklace. It was in a case at +Borgin and Burkes four years ago, I saw him having a + +Page | 281 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +good look at it while I was hiding from him and his +dad. This is what he was buying that day when we +followed him! He remembered it and he went back for +it!” + + + +“I — I dunno, Harry,” said Ron hesitantly. “Loads of +people go to Borgin and Burkes ... and didn’t that girl +say Katie got it in the girls’ bathroom?” + +“She said she came back from the bathroom with it, +she didn’t necessarily get it in the bathroom itself — ” + +“McGonagall!” said Ron warningly. + +Harry looked up. Sure enough, Professor McGonagall +was hurrying down the stone steps through swirling +sleet to meet them. + +“Hagrid says you four saw what happened to Katie +Bell — upstairs to my office at once, please! What’s +that you’re holding, Potter?” + +“It’s the thing she touched,” said Harry. + +“Good lord,” said Professor McGonagall, looking +alarmed as she took the necklace from Harry. “No, no, +Filch, they’re with me!” she added hastily, as Filch +came shuffling eagerly across the entrance hall +holding his Secrecy Sensor aloft. “Take this necklace +to Professor Snape at once, but be sure not to touch +it, keep it wrapped in the scarf!” + +Harry and the others followed Professor McGonagall +upstairs and into her office. The sleet-spattered +windows were rattling in their frames, and the room +was chilly despite the fire crackling in the grate. +Professor McGonagall closed the door and swept +around her desk to face Harry, Ron, Hermione, and +the still sobbing Leanne. + +Page | 282 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well?” she said sharply. “What happened?” + + + +Haltingly, and with many pauses while she attempted +to control her crying, Leanne told Professor +McGonagall how Katie had gone to the bathroom in +the Three Broomsticks and returned holding the +unmarked package, how Katie had seemed a little +odd, and how they had argued about the advisability +of agreeing to deliver unknown objects, the argument +culminating in the tussle over the parcel, which tore +open. At this point, Leanne was so overcome, there +was no getting another word out of her. + +“All right,” said Professor McGonagall, not unkindly, +“go up to the hospital wing, please, Leanne, and get +Madam Pomfrey to give you something for shock.” + +When she had left the room, Professor McGonagall +turned back to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. + +“What happened when Katie touched the necklace?” + +“She rose up in the air,” said Harry, before either Ron +or Hermione could speak, “and then began to scream, +and collapsed. Professor, can I see Professor +Dumbledore, please?” + +“The headmaster is away until Monday, Potter,” said +Professor McGonagall, looking surprised. + +“Away?” Harry repeated angrily. + +“Yes, Potter, away!” said Professor McGonagall tartly. +“But anything you have to say about this horrible +business can be said to me, I’m sure!” + +For a split second, Harry hesitated. Professor +McGonagall did not invite confidences; Dumbledore, +though in many ways more intimidating, still seemed + +Page | 283 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +less likely to scorn a theory, however wild. This was a +life-and-death matter, though, and no moment to +worry about being laughed at. + +“I think Draco Malfoy gave Katie that necklace, +Professor.” + +On one side of him, Ron rubbed his nose in apparent +embarrassment; on the other, Hermione shuffled her +feet as though quite keen to put a bit of distance +between herself and Harry. + +“That is a very serious accusation, Potter,” said +Professor McGonagall, after a shocked pause. “Do you +have any proof?” + +“No,” said Harry, “but ...” and he told her about +following Malfoy to Borgin and Burkes and the +conversation they had overheard between him and +Mr. Borgin. + +When he had finished speaking, Professor +McGonagall looked slightly confused. + +“Malfoy took something to Borgin and Burkes for +repair?” + +“No, Professor, he just wanted Borgin to tell him how +to mend something, he didn’t have it with him. But +that’s not the point, the thing is that he bought +something at the same time, and I think it was that +necklace — ” + +“You saw Malfoy leaving the shop with a similar +package?” + +“No, Professor, he told Borgin to keep it in the shop +for him — ” + + + +Page | 284 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But Harry,” Hermione interrupted, “Borgin asked +him if he wanted to take it with him, and Malfoy said + + + +no — + + + + + + +“Because he didn’t want to touch it, obviously!” said +Harry angrily. + +“What he actually said was, ‘How would I look +carrying that down the street?’ ” said Hermione. + +“Well, he would look a bit of a prat carrying a +necklace,” interjected Ron. + +“Oh, Ron,” said Hermione despairingly, “it would be +all wrapped up, so he wouldn’t have to touch it, and +quite easy to hide inside a cloak, so nobody would see +it! I think whatever he reserved at Borgin and Burkes +was noisy or bulky, something he knew would draw +attention to him if he carried it down the street — and +in any case,” she pressed on loudly, before Harry +could interrupt, “I asked Borgin about the necklace, +don’t you remember? When I went in to try and find +out what Malfoy had asked him to keep, I saw it +there. And Borgin just told me the price, he didn’t say +it was already sold or anything — ” + +“Well, you were being really obvious, he realized what +you were up to within about five seconds, of course +he wasn’t going to tell you — anyway, Malfoy could’ve +sent off for it since — ” + +“That’s enough!” said Professor McGonagall, as +Hermione opened her mouth to retort, looking +furious. “Potter, I appreciate you telling me this, but +we cannot point the finger of blame at Mr. Malfoy +purely because he visited the shop where this +necklace might have been purchased. The same is +probably true of hundreds of people — ” + + + +Page | 285 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — that’s what I said — ” muttered Ron. + + + +“ — and in any case, we have put stringent security +measures in place this year. I do not believe that +necklace can possibly have entered this school +without our knowledge — ” + +“But — ” + +“ — and what is more,” said Professor McGonagall, +with an air of awful finality, “Mr. Malfoy was not in +Hogsmeade today.” + +Harry gaped at her, deflating. + +“How do you know, Professor?” + +“Because he was doing detention with me. He has +now failed to complete his Transfiguration homework +twice in a row. So, thank you for telling me your +suspicions, Potter,” she said as she marched past +them, “but I need to go up to the hospital wing now to +check on Katie Bell. Good day to you all.” + +She held open her office door. They had no choice but +to file past her without another word. + +Harry was angry with the other two for siding with +McGonagall; nevertheless, he felt compelled to join in +once they started discussing what had happened. + +“So who do you reckon Katie was supposed to give the +necklace to?” asked Ron, as they climbed the stairs to +the common room. + +“Goodness only knows,” said Hermione. “But whoever +it was has had a narrow escape. No one could have +opened that package without touching the necklace.” + + + +Page | 286 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It could’ve been meant for loads of people,” said +Harry. “Dumbledore — the Death Eaters would love to +get rid of him, he must be one of their top targets. Or +Slughorn — Dumbledore reckons Voldemort really +wanted him and they can’t be pleased that he’s sided +with Dumbledore. Or — ” + +“Or you,” said Hermione, looking troubled. + +“Couldn’t have been,” said Harry, “or Katie would’ve +just turned around in the lane and given it to me, +wouldn’t she? I was behind her all the way out of the +Three Broomsticks. It would have made much more +sense to deliver the parcel outside Hogwarts, what +with Filch searching everyone who goes in and out. I +wonder why Malfoy told her to take it into the castle?” + +“Harry, Malfoy wasn’t in Hogsmeade!” said Hermione, +actually stamping her foot in frustration. + +“He must have used an accomplice, then,” said Harry. +“Crabbe or Goyle — or, come to think of it, another +Death Eater, he’ll have loads better cronies than +Crabbe and Goyle now he’s joined up — ” + +Ron and Hermione exchanged looks that plainly said +There’s no point arguing with him. + +“Dilligrout,” said Hermione firmly as they reached the +Fat Lady. + +The portrait swung open to admit them to the +common room. It was quite full and smelled of damp +clothing; many people seemed to have returned from +Hogsmeade early because of the bad weather. There +was no buzz of fear or speculation, however: Clearly, +the news of Katie’s fate had not yet spread. + + + +Page | 287 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It wasn’t a very slick attack, really, when you stop +and think about it,” said Ron, casually turfing a first +year out of one of the good armchairs by the fire so +that he could sit down. “The curse didn’t even make it +into the castle. Not what you’d call foolproof.” + +“You’re right,” said Hermione, prodding Ron out of the +chair with her foot and offering it to the first year +again. “It wasn’t very well thought-out at all.” + +“But since when has Malfoy been one of the world’s +great thinkers?” asked Harry. + +Neither Ron nor Hermione answered him. + + + +Page | 288 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE SECRET RIDDLE + +Katie was removed to St. Mungo’s Hospital for +Magical Maladies and Injuries the following day, by +which time the news that she had been cursed had +spread all over the school, though the details were +confused and nobody other than Harry, Ron, +Hermione, and Leanne seemed to know that Katie +herself had not been the intended target. + +“Oh, and Malfoy knows, of course,” said Harry to Ron +and Hermione, who continued their new policy of +feigning deafness whenever Harry mentioned his +Malfoy-Is-a-Death-Eater theory. + +Harry had wondered whether Dumbledore would +return from wherever he had been in time for Monday +night’s lesson, but having had no word to the +contrary, he presented himself outside Dumbledore ’s +office at eight o’clock, knocked, and was told to enter. +There sat Dumbledore looking unusually tired; his +hand was as black and burned as ever, but he smiled +when he gestured to Harry to sit down. The Pensieve + + + +Page | 289 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +was sitting on the desk again, casting silvery specks +of light over the ceiling. + + + +“You have had a busy time while I have been away,” +Dumbledore said. “I believe you witnessed Katie’s +accident.” + +“Yes, sir. How is she?” + +“Still very unwell, although she was relatively lucky. +She appears to have brushed the necklace with the +smallest possible amount of skin: There was a tiny +hole in her glove. Had she put it on, had she even +held it in her ungloved hand, she would have died, +perhaps instantly. Luckily Professor Snape was able +to do enough to prevent a rapid spread of the curse — + + + +“Why him?” asked Harry quickly. “Why not Madam +Pomfrey?” + +“Impertinent,” said a soft voice from one of the +portraits on the wall, and Phineas Nigellus Black, +Sirius’s great-great-grandfather, raised his head from +his arms where he had appeared to be sleeping. “I +would not have permitted a student to question the +way Hogwarts operated in my day.” + +“Yes, thank you, Phineas,” said Dumbledore +quellingly. “Professor Snape knows much more about +the Dark Arts than Madam Pomfrey, Harry. Anyway, +the St. Mungo’s staff are sending me hourly reports, +and I am hopeful that Katie will make a full recovery +in time.” + +“Where were you this weekend, sir?” Harry asked, +disregarding a strong feeling that he might be +pushing his luck, a feeling apparently shared by +Phineas Nigellus, who hissed softly. + +Page | 290 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I would rather not say just now,” said Dumbledore. +“However, I shall tell you in due course.” + +“You will?” said Harry, startled. + +“Yes, I expect so,” said Dumbledore, withdrawing a +fresh bottle of silver memories from inside his robes +and uncorking it with a prod of his wand. + +“Sir,” said Harry tentatively, “I met Mundungus in +Hogsmeade.” + +“Ah yes, I am already aware that Mundungus has +been treating your inheritance with light-fingered +contempt,” said Dumbledore, frowning a little. “He +has gone to ground since you accosted him outside +the Three Broomsticks; I rather think he dreads +facing me. However, rest assured that he will not be +making away with any more of Sirius’s old +possessions.” + +“That mangy old half-blood has been stealing Black +heirlooms?” said Phineas Nigellus, incensed; and he +stalked out of his frame, undoubtedly to visit his +portrait in number twelve, Grimmauld Place. + +“Professor,” said Harry, after a short pause, “did +Professor McGonagall tell you what I told her after +Katie got hurt? About Draco Malfoy?” + +“She told me of your suspicions, yes,” said +Dumbledore. + +“And do you — ?” + +“I shall take all appropriate measures to investigate +anyone who might have had a hand in Katie’s +accident,” said Dumbledore. “But what concerns me +now, Harry, is our lesson.” + +Page | 291 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry felt slightly resentful at this: If their lessons +were so very important, why had there been such a +long gap between the first and second? However, he +said no more about Draco Malfoy, but watched as +Dumbledore poured the fresh memories into the +Pensieve and began swirling the stone basin once +more between his long-fingered hands. + +“You will remember, I am sure, that we left the tale of +Lord Voldemort’s beginnings at the point where the +handsome Muggle, Tom Riddle, had abandoned his +witch wife, Merope, and returned to his family home +in Little Hangleton. Merope was left alone in London, +expecting the baby who would one day become Lord +Voldemort.” + +“How do you know she was in London, sir?” + +“Because of the evidence of one Caractacus Burke,” +said Dumbledore, “who, by an odd coincidence, +helped found the very shop whence came the +necklace we have just been discussing.” + +He swilled the contents of the Pensieve as Harry had +seen him swill them before, much as a gold +prospector sifts for gold. Up out of the swirling, silvery +mass rose a little old man revolving slowly in the +Pensieve, silver as a ghost but much more solid, with +a thatch of hair that completely covered his eyes. + +“Yes, we acquired it in curious circumstances. It was +brought in by a young witch just before Christmas, +oh, many years ago now. She said she needed the +gold badly, well, that much was obvious. Covered in +rags and pretty far along ... Going to have a baby, see. +She said the locket had been Slytherin’s. Well, we +hear that sort of story all the time, ‘Oh, this was +Merlin’s, this was, his favorite teapot,’ but when I +looked at it, it had his mark all right, and a few +Page | 292 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +simple spells were enough to tell me the truth. Of +course, that made it near enough priceless. She didn’t +seem to have any idea how much it was worth. Happy +to get ten Galleons for it. Best bargain we ever made!” + +Dumbledore gave the Pensieve an extra-vigorous +shake and Caractacus Burke descended back into the +swirling mass of memory from whence he had come. + +“He only gave her ten Galleons?” said Harry +indignantly. + +“Caractacus Burke was not famed for his generosity,” +said Dumbledore. “So we know that, near the end of +her pregnancy, Merope was alone in London and in +desperate need of gold, desperate enough to sell her +one and only valuable possession, the locket that was +one of Marvolo’s treasured family heirlooms.” + +“But she could do magic!” said Harry impatiently. + +“She could have got food and everything for herself by +magic, couldn’t she?” + +“Ah,” said Dumbledore, “perhaps she could. But it is +my belief — I am guessing again, but I am sure I am +right — that when her husband abandoned her, +Merope stopped using magic. I do not think that she +wanted to be a witch any longer. Of course, it is also +possible that her unrequited love and the attendant +despair sapped her of her powers; that can happen. + +In any case, as you are about to see, Merope refused +to raise her wand even to save her own life.” + +“She wouldn’t even stay alive for her son?” + +Dumbledore raised his eyebrows. “Could you possibly +be feeling sorry for Lord Voldemort?” + + + +Page | 293 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry quickly, “but she had a choice, didn’t +she, not like my mother — ” + +“Your mother had a choice too,” said Dumbledore +gently. “Yes, Merope Riddle chose death in spite of a +son who needed her, but do not judge her too +harshly, Harry. She was greatly weakened by long +suffering and she never had your mother��s courage. +And now, if you will stand ...” + +“Where are we going?” Harry asked, as Dumbledore +joined him at the front of the desk. + +“This time,” said Dumbledore, “we are going to enter +my memory. I think you will find it both rich in detail +and satisfyingly accurate. After you, Harry ...” + +Harry bent over the Pensieve; his face broke the cool +surface of the memory and then he was falling +through darkness again. ... Seconds later, his feet hit +firm ground; he opened his eyes and found that he +and Dumbledore were standing in a bustling, old- +fashioned London street. + +“There I am,” said Dumbledore brightly, pointing +ahead of them to a tall figure crossing the road in +front of a horse-drawn milk cart. + +This younger Albus Dumbledore ’s long hair and beard +were auburn. Having reached their side of the street, +he strode off along the pavement, drawing many +curious glances due to the flamboyantly cut suit of +plum velvet that he was wearing. + +“Nice suit, sir,” said Harry, before he could stop +himself, but Dumbledore merely chuckled as they +followed his younger self a short distance, finally +passing through a set of iron gates into a bare +courtyard that fronted a rather grim, square building +Page | 294 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +surrounded by high railings. He mounted the few +steps leading to the front door and knocked once. +After a moment or two, the door was opened by a +scruffy girl wearing an apron. + +“Good afternoon. I have an appointment with a Mrs. +Cole, who, I believe, is the matron here?” + +“Oh,” said the bewildered-looking girl, taking in +Dumbledore ’s eccentric appearance. “Um ... just a +mo’ ... MRS. COLE!” she bellowed over her shoulder. + +Harry heard a distant voice shouting something in +response. The girl turned back to Dumbledore. “Come +in, she’s on ’er way.” + +Dumbledore stepped into a hallway tiled in black and +white; the whole place was shabby but spotlessly +clean. Harry and the older Dumbledore followed. +Before the front door had closed behind them, a +skinny, harassed-looking woman came scurrying +toward them. She had a sharp-featured face that +appeared more anxious than unkind, and she was +talking over her shoulder to another aproned helper +as she walked toward Dumbledore. + +"... and take the iodine upstairs to Martha, Billy +Stubbs has been picking his scabs and Eric Whalley’s +oozing all over his sheets — chicken pox on top of +everything else,” she said to nobody in particular, and +then her eyes fell upon Dumbledore and she stopped +dead in her tracks, looking as astonished as if a +giraffe had just crossed her threshold. + +“Good afternoon,” said Dumbledore, holding out his +hand. + +Mrs. Cole simply gaped. + + + +Page | 295 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“My name is Albus Dumbledore. I sent you a letter +requesting an appointment and you very kindly +invited me here today.” + +Mrs. Cole blinked. Apparently deciding that +Dumbledore was not a hallucination, she said feebly, +“Oh yes. Well — well then — you’d better come into +my room. Yes.” + +She led Dumbledore into a small room that seemed +part sitting room, part office. It was as shabby as the +hallway and the furniture was old and mismatched. +She invited Dumbledore to sit on a rickety chair and +seated herself behind a cluttered desk, eyeing him +nervously. + +“I am here, as I told you in my letter, to discuss Tom +Riddle and arrangements for his future,” said +Dumbledore. + +“Are you family?” asked Mrs. Cole. + +“No, I am a teacher,” said Dumbledore. “I have come +to offer Tom a place at my school.” + +“What school’s this, then?” + +“It is called Hogwarts,” said Dumbledore. + +“And how come you’re interested in Tom?” + +“We believe he has qualities we are looking for.” + +“You mean he’s won a scholarship? How can he have +done? He’s never been entered for one.” + +“Well, his name has been down for our school since +birth — ” + + + +Page | 296 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who registered him? His parents?” + + + +There was no doubt that Mrs. Cole was an +inconveniently sharp woman. Apparently Dumbledore +thought so too, for Harry now saw him slip his wand +out of the pocket of his velvet suit, at the same time +picking up a piece of perfectly blank paper from Mrs. +Cole’s desktop. + +“Here,” said Dumbledore, waving his wand once as he +passed her the piece of paper, “I think this will make +everything clear.” + +Mrs. Cole’s eyes slid out of focus and back again as +she gazed intently at the blank paper for a moment. + +“That seems perfectly in order,” she said placidly, +handing it back. Then her eyes fell upon a bottle of +gin and two glasses that had certainly not been +present a few seconds before. + +“Er — may I offer you a glass of gin?” she said in an +extra-refined voice. + +“Thank you very much,” said Dumbledore, beaming. + +It soon became clear that Mrs. Cole was no novice +when it came to gin drinking. Pouring both of them a +generous measure, she drained her own glass in one +gulp. Smacking her lips frankly, she smiled at +Dumbledore for the first time, and he didn’t hesitate +to press his advantage. + +“I was wondering whether you could tell me anything +of Tom Riddle’s history? I think he was born here in +the orphanage?” + +“That’s right,” said Mrs. Cole, helping herself to more +gin. “I remember it clear as anything, because I’d just + +Page | 297 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +started here myself. New Year’s Eve and bitter cold, +snowing, you know. Nasty night. And this girl, not +much older than I was myself at the time, came +staggering up the front steps. Well, she wasn’t the +first. We took her in, and she had the baby within the +hour. And she was dead in another hour.” + +Mrs. Cole nodded impressively and took another +generous gulp of gin. + +“Did she say anything before she died?” asked +Dumbledore. “Anything about the boy’s father, for +instance?” + +“Now, as it happens, she did,” said Mrs. Cole, who +seemed to be rather enjoying herself now, with the gin +in her hand and an eager audience for her story. “I +remember she said to me, ‘I hope he looks like his +papa,’ and I won’t lie, she was right to hope it, +because she was no beauty — and then she told me +he was to be named Tom, for his father, and Marvolo, +for her father — yes, I know, funny name, isn’t it? We +wondered whether she came from a circus — and she +said the boy’s surname was to be Riddle. And she +died soon after that without another word. + +“Well, we named him just as she’d said, it seemed so +important to the poor girl, but no Tom nor Marvolo +nor any kind of Riddle ever came looking for him, nor +any family at all, so he stayed in the orphanage and +he’s been here ever since.” + +Mrs. Cole helped herself, almost absentmindedly, to +another healthy measure of gin. Two pink spots had +appeared high on her cheekbones. Then she said, +“He’s a funny boy.” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “I thought he might be.” + + + +Page | 298 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He was a funny baby too. He hardly ever cried, you +know. And then, when he got a little older, he was . . . +odd.” + + + +“Odd in what way?” asked Dumbledore gently. + +“Well, he — ” + +But Mrs. Cole pulled up short, and there was nothing +blurry or vague about the inquisitorial glance she +shot Dumbledore over her gin glass. + +“He’s definitely got a place at your school, you say?” + +“Definitely,” said Dumbledore. + +“And nothing I say can change that?” + +“Nothing,” said Dumbledore. + +“You’ll be taking him away, whatever?” + +“Whatever,” repeated Dumbledore gravely. + +She squinted at him as though deciding whether or +not to trust him. Apparently she decided she could, +because she said in a sudden rush, “He scares the +other children.” + +“You mean he is a bully?” asked Dumbledore. + +“I think he must be,” said Mrs. Cole, frowning +slightly, “but it’s very hard to catch him at it. There +have been incidents. ... Nasty things ...” + +Dumbledore did not press her, though Harry could +tell that he was interested. She took yet another gulp +of gin and her rosy cheeks grew rosier still. + +Page | 299 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Billy Stubbs’s rabbit ... well, Tom said he didn’t do it +and I don’t see how he could have done, but even so, +it didn’t hang itself from the rafters, did it?” + +“I shouldn’t think so, no,” said Dumbledore quietly. + +“But I’m jiggered if I know how he got up there to do +it. All I know is he and Billy had argued the day +before. And then” — Mrs. Cole took another swig of +gin, slopping a little over her chin this time — “on the +summer outing — we take them out, you know, once +a year, to the countryside or to the seaside — well, +Amy Benson and Dennis Bishop were never quite +right afterwards, and all we ever got out of them was +that they’d gone into a cave with Tom Riddle. He +swore they’d just gone exploring, but something +happened in there, I’m sure of it. And, well, there +have been a lot of things, funny things. ...” + +She looked around at Dumbledore again, and though +her cheeks were flushed, her gaze was steady. “I don’t +think many people will be sorry to see the back of +him.” + +“You understand, I’m sure, that we will not be +keeping him permanently?” said Dumbledore. “He will +have to return here, at the very least, every summer.” + +“Oh, well, that’s better than a whack on the nose with +a rusty poker,” said Mrs. Cole with a slight hiccup. + +She got to her feet, and Harry was impressed to see +that she was quite steady, even though two-thirds of +the gin was now gone. “I suppose you’d like to see +him?” + +“Very much,” said Dumbledore, rising too. + +She led him out of her office and up the stone stairs, +calling out instructions and admonitions to helpers + +Page | 300 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and children as she passed. The orphans, Harry saw, +were all wearing the same kind of grayish tunic. They +looked reasonably well-cared for, but there was no +denying that this was a grim place in which to grow +up. + +“Here we are,” said Mrs. Cole, as they turned off the +second landing and stopped outside the first door in a +long corridor. She knocked twice and entered. + +“Tom? You’ve got a visitor. This is Mr. Dumberton — +sorry, Dunderbore. He’s come to tell you — well, I’ll +let him do it.” + +Harry and the two Dumbledores entered the room, +and Mrs. Cole closed the door on them. It was a small +bare room with nothing in it except an old wardrobe, +a wooden chair, and an iron bedstead. A boy was +sitting on top of the gray blankets, his legs stretched +out in front of him, holding a book. + +There was no trace of the Gaunts in Tom Riddle’s +face. Merope had got her dying wish: He was his +handsome father in miniature, tall for eleven years +old, dark-haired, and pale. His eyes narrowed slightly +as he took in Dumbledore’s eccentric appearance. +There was a moment’s silence. + +“How do you do, Tom?” said Dumbledore, walking +forward and holding out his hand. + +The boy hesitated, then took it, and they shook +hands. Dumbledore drew up the hard wooden chair +beside Riddle, so that the pair of them looked rather +like a hospital patient and visitor. + +“I am Professor Dumbledore.” + + + +Page | 301 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ‘Professor?” repeated Riddle. He looked wary. “Is +that like ‘doctor? What are you here for? Did she get +you in to have a look at me?” + +He was pointing at the door through which Mrs. Cole +had just left. + +“No, no,” said Dumbledore, smiling. + +“I don’t believe you,” said Riddle. “She wants me +looked at, doesn’t she? Tell the truth!” + +He spoke the last three words with a ringing force +that was almost shocking. It was a command, and it +sounded as though he had given it many times +before. His eyes had widened and he was glaring at +Dumbledore, who made no response except to +continue smiling pleasantly. After a few seconds +Riddle stopped glaring, though he looked, if anything, +warier still. + +“Who are you?” + +“I have told you. My name is Professor Dumbledore +and I work at a school called Hogwarts. I have come +to offer you a place at my school — your new school, +if you would like to come.” + +Riddle’s reaction to this was most surprising. He leapt +from the bed and backed away from Dumbledore, +looking furious. + +“You can’t kid me! The asylum, that’s where you’re +from, isn’t it? ‘Professor,’ yes, of course — well, I’m +not going, see? That old cat’s the one who should be +in the asylum. I never did anything to little Amy +Benson or Dennis Bishop, and you can ask them, +they’ll tell you!” + + + +Page | 302 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am not from the asylum,” said Dumbledore +patiently. “I am a teacher and, if you will sit down +calmly, I shall tell you about Hogwarts. Of course, if +you would rather not come to the school, nobody will +force you — ” + +“I’d like to see them try,” sneered Riddle. + +“Hogwarts,” Dumbledore went on, as though he had +not heard Riddle’s last words, “is a school for people +with special abilities — ” + +“I’m not mad!” + +“I know that you are not mad. Hogwarts is not a +school for mad people. It is a school of magic.” + +There was silence. Riddle had frozen, his face +expressionless, but his eyes were flickering back and +forth between each of Dumbledore’s, as though trying +to catch one of them lying. + +“Magic?” he repeated in a whisper. + +“That’s right,” said Dumbledore. + +“It’s ... it’s magic, what I can do?” + +“What is it that you can do?” + +“All sorts,” breathed Riddle. A flush of excitement was +rising up his neck into his hollow cheeks; he looked +fevered. “I can make things move without touching +them. I can make animals do what I want them to do, +without training them. I can make bad things happen +to people who annoy me. I can make them hurt if I +want to.” + + + +Page | 303 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His legs were trembling. He stumbled forward and sat +down on the bed again, staring at his hands, his head +bowed as though in prayer. + +“I knew I was different,” he whispered to his own +quivering fingers. “I knew I was special. Always, I +knew there was something.” + +“Well, you were quite right,” said Dumbledore, who +was no longer smiling, but watching Riddle intently. +“You are a wizard.” + +Riddle lifted his head. His face was transfigured: + +There was a wild happiness upon it, yet for some +reason it did not make him better looking; on the +contrary, his finely carved features seemed somehow +rougher, his expression almost bestial. + +“Are you a wizard too?” + +“Yes, I am.” + +“Prove it,” said Riddle at once, in the same +commanding tone he had used when he had said, + +“Tell the truth.” + +Dumbledore raised his eyebrows. “If, as I take it, you +are accepting your place at Hogwarts — ” + +“Of course I am!” + +“Then you will address me as ‘Professor’ or ‘sir.’ ” + +Riddle’s expression hardened for the most fleeting +moment before he said, in an unrecognizably polite +voice, “I’m sorry, sir. I meant — please, Professor, +could you show me — ?” + + + +Page | 304 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry was sure that Dumbledore was going to refuse, +that he would tell Riddle there would be plenty of time +for practical demonstrations at Hogwarts, that they +were currently in a building full of Muggles and must +therefore be cautious. To his great surprise, however, +Dumbledore drew his wand from an inside pocket of +his suit jacket, pointed it at the shabby wardrobe in +the corner, and gave the wand a casual flick. + +The wardrobe burst into flames. + +Riddle jumped to his feet; Harry could hardly blame +him for howling in shock and rage; all his worldly +possessions must be in there. But even as Riddle +rounded on Dumbledore, the flames vanished, leaving +the wardrobe completely undamaged. + +Riddle stared from the wardrobe to Dumbledore; then, +his expression greedy, he pointed at the wand. + +“Where can I get one of them?” + +“All in good time,” said Dumbledore. “I think there is +something trying to get out of your wardrobe.” + +And sure enough, a faint rattling could be heard from +inside it. For the first time, Riddle looked frightened. + +“Open the door,” said Dumbledore. + +Riddle hesitated, then crossed the room and threw +open the wardrobe door. On the topmost shelf, above +a rail of threadbare clothes, a small cardboard box +was shaking and rattling as though there were several +frantic mice trapped inside it. + +“Take it out,” said Dumbledore. + +Riddle took down the quaking box. He looked +unnerved. + +Page | 305 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Is there anything in that box that you ought not to +have?” asked Dumbledore. + +Riddle threw Dumbledore a long, clear, calculating +look. “Yes, I suppose so, sir,” he said finally, in an +expressionless voice. + +“Open it,” said Dumbledore. + +Riddle took off the lid and tipped the contents onto +his bed without looking at them. Harry, who had +expected something much more exciting, saw a mess +of small, everyday objects: a yo-yo, a silver thimble, +and a tarnished mouth organ among them. Once free +of the box, they stopped quivering and lay quite still +upon the thin blankets. + +“You will return them to their owners with your +apologies,” said Dumbledore calmly, putting his wand +back into his jacket. “I shall know whether it has +been done. And be warned: Thieving is not tolerated +at Hogwarts.” + +Riddle did not look remotely abashed; he was still +staring coldly and appraisingly at Dumbledore. At last +he said in a colorless voice, “Yes, sir.” + +“At Hogwarts,” Dumbledore went on, “we teach you +not only to use magic, but to control it. You have — +inadvertently, I am sure — been using your powers in +a way that is neither taught nor tolerated at our +school. You are not the first, nor will you be the last, +to allow your magic to run away with you. But you +should know that Hogwarts can expel students, and +the Ministry of Magic — yes, there is a Ministry — will +punish lawbreakers still more severely. All new +wizards must accept that, in entering our world, they +abide by our laws.” + + + +Page | 306 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, sir,” said Riddle again. + + + +It was impossible to tell what he was thinking; his +face remained quite blank as he put the little cache of +stolen objects back into the cardboard box. When he +had finished, he turned to Dumbledore and said +baldly, “I haven’t got any money.” + +“That is easily remedied,” said Dumbledore, drawing a +leather money-pouch from his pocket. “There is a +fund at Hogwarts for those who require assistance to +buy books and robes. You might have to buy some of +your spellbooks and so on secondhand, but — ” + +“Where do you buy spellbooks?” interrupted Riddle, +who had taken the heavy money bag without +thanking Dumbledore, and was now examining a fat +gold Galleon. + +“In Diagon Alley,” said Dumbledore. “I have your list +of books and school equipment with me. I can help +you find everything — ” + +“You’re coming with me?” asked Riddle, looking up. +“Certainly, if you — ” + +“I don’t need you,” said Riddle. “I’m used to doing +things for myself, I go round London on my own all +the time. How do you get to this Diagon Alley — sir?” +he added, catching Dumbledore ’s eye. + +Harry thought that Dumbledore would insist upon +accompanying Riddle, but once again he was +surprised. Dumbledore handed Riddle the envelope +containing his list of equipment, and after telling +Riddle exactly how to get to the Leaky Cauldron from +the orphanage, he said, “You will be able to see it, +although Muggles around you — non-magical people, +Page | 307 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that is — will not. Ask for Tom the barman — easy +enough to remember, as he shares your name — ” + +Riddle gave an irritable twitch, as though trying to +displace an irksome fly. + +“You dislike the name Tom’?” + +“There are a lot of Toms,” muttered Riddle. Then, as +though he could not suppress the question, as +though it burst from him in spite of himself, he +asked, “Was my father a wizard? He was called Tom +Riddle too, they’ve told me.” + +“I’m afraid I don’t know,” said Dumbledore, his voice +gentle. + +“My mother can’t have been magic, or she wouldn’t +have died,” said Riddle, more to himself than +Dumbledore. “It must’ve been him. So — when I’ve got +all my stuff — when do I come to this Hogwarts?” + +“All the details are on the second piece of parchment +in your envelope,” said Dumbledore. “You will leave +from King’s Cross Station on the first of September. +There is a train ticket in there too.” + +Riddle nodded. Dumbledore got to his feet and held +out his hand again. Taking it, Riddle said, “I can +speak to snakes. I found out when we’ve been to the +country on trips — they find me, they whisper to me. +Is that normal for a wizard?” + +Harry could tell that he had withheld mention of this +strangest power until that moment, determined to +impress. + +“It is unusual,” said Dumbledore, after a moment’s +hesitation, “but not unheard of.” + +Page | 308 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His tone was casual but his eyes moved curiously +over Riddle’s face. They stood for a moment, man and +boy, staring at each other. Then the handshake was +broken; Dumbledore was at the door. + +“Good-bye, Tom. I shall see you at Hogwarts.” + +“I think that will do,” said the white-haired +Dumbledore at Harry’s side, and seconds later, they +were soaring weightlessly through darkness once +more, before landing squarely in the present-day +office. + +“Sit down,” said Dumbledore, landing beside Harry. + +Harry obeyed, his mind still full of what he had just +seen. + +“He believed it much quicker than I did — I mean, +when you told him he was a wizard,” said Harry. “I +didn’t believe Hagrid at first, when he told me.” + +“Yes, Riddle was perfectly ready to believe that he was +— to use his word — ‘special,’ ” said Dumbledore. + +“Did you know — then?” asked Harry. + +“Did I know that I had just met the most dangerous +Dark wizard of all time?” said Dumbledore. “No, I had +no idea that he was to grow up to be what he is. +However, I was certainly intrigued by him. I returned +to Hogwarts intending to keep an eye upon him, +something I should have done in any case, given that +he was alone and friendless, but which, already, I felt +I ought to do for others’ sake as much as his. + +“His powers, as you heard, were surprisingly well- +developed for such a young wizard and — most +interestingly and ominously of all — he had already + +Page | 309 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +discovered that he had some measure of control over +them, and begun to use them consciously. And as +you saw, they were not the random experiments +typical of young wizards: He was already using magic +against other people, to frighten, to punish, to +control. The little stories of the strangled rabbit and +the young boy and girl he lured into a cave were most +suggestive. ... ‘I can make them hurt if I want to. ...”’ + +“And he was a Parselmouth,” interjected Harry. + +“Yes, indeed; a rare ability, and one supposedly +connected with the Dark Arts, although as we know, +there are Parselmouths among the great and the good +too. In fact, his ability to speak to serpents did not +make me nearly as uneasy as his obvious instincts for +cruelty, secrecy, and domination. + +“Time is making fools of us again,” said Dumbledore, +indicating the dark sky beyond the windows. “But +before we part, I want to draw your attention to +certain features of the scene we have just witnessed, +for they have a great bearing on the matters we shall +be discussing in future meetings. + +“Firstly, I hope you noticed Riddle���s reaction when I +mentioned that another shared his first name, Tom’?” + +Harry nodded. + +“There he showed his contempt for anything that tied +him to other people, anything that made him +ordinary. Even then, he wished to be different, +separate, notorious. He shed his name, as you know, +within a few short years of that conversation and +created the mask of ‘Lord Voldemort’ behind which he +has been hidden for so long. + + + +Page | 310 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I trust that you also noticed that Tom Riddle was +already highly self-sufficient, secretive, and, +apparently, friendless? He did not want help or +companionship on his trip to Diagon Alley. He +preferred to operate alone. The adult Voldemort is the +same. You will hear many of his Death Eaters +claiming that they are in his confidence, that they +alone are close to him, even understand him. They +are deluded. Lord Voldemort has never had a friend, +nor do I believe that he has ever wanted one. + +“And lastly — I hope you are not too sleepy to pay +attention to this, Harry — the young Tom Riddle liked +to collect trophies. You saw the box of stolen articles +he had hidden in his room. These were taken from +victims of his bullying behavior, souvenirs, if you will, +of particularly unpleasant bits of magic. Bear in mind +this magpie-like tendency, for this, particularly, will +be important later. + +“And now, it really is time for bed.” + +Harry got to his feet. As he walked across the room, +his eyes fell upon the little table on which Marvolo +Gaunt’s ring had rested last time, but the ring was no +longer there. + +“Yes, Harry?” said Dumbledore, for Harry had come to +a halt. + +“The ring’s gone,” said Harry, looking around. “But I +thought you might have the mouth organ or +something.” + +Dumbledore beamed at him, peering over the top of +his half-moon spectacles. + +“Very astute, Harry, but the mouth organ was only +ever a mouth organ.” + +Page | 311 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And on that enigmatic note he waved to Harry, who +understood himself to be dismissed. + + + +Page | 312 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + +FELIX FELICIS + +Harry had Herbology first thing the following +morning. He had been unable to tell Ron and +Hermione about his lesson with Dumbledore over +breakfast for fear of being overheard, but he filled +them in as they walked across the vegetable patch +toward the greenhouses. The weekend’s brutal wind +had died out at last; the weird mist had returned and +it took them a little longer than usual to find the +correct greenhouse. + +“Wow, scary thought, the boy You-Know-Who,” said +Ron quietly, as they took their places around one of +the gnarled Snargaluff stumps that formed this term’s +project, and began pulling on their protective gloves. +“But I still don’t get why Dumbledore’s showing you +all this. I mean, it’s really interesting and everything, +but what’s the point?” + +“Dunno,” said Harry, inserting a gum shield. “But he +says it’s all important and it’ll help me survive.” + + + +Page | 313 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I think it’s fascinating,” said Hermione earnestly. “It +makes absolute sense to know as much about +Voldemort as possible. How else will you find out his +weaknesses?” + +“So how was Slughorn’s latest party?” Harry asked +her thickly through the gum shield. + +“Oh, it was quite fun, really,” said Hermione, now +putting on protective goggles. “I mean, he drones on +about famous ex-pupils a bit, and he absolutely +fawns on McLaggen because he’s so well-connected, +but he gave us some really nice food and he +introduced us to Gwenog Jones.” + +“Gwenog Jones?” said Ron, his eyes widening under +his own goggles. “The Gwenog Jones? Captain of the +Holyhead Harpies?” + +“That’s right,” said Hermione. “Personally, I thought +she was a bit full of herself, but — ” + +“Quite enough chat over here!” said Professor Sprout +briskly, bustling over and looking stern. “You’re +lagging behind, everybody else has started, and +Neville’s already got his first pod!” + +They looked around; sure enough, there sat Neville +with a bloody lip and several nasty scratches along +the side of his face, but clutching an unpleasantly +pulsating green object about the size of a grapefruit. + +“Okay, Professor, we’re starting now!” said Ron, +adding quietly, when she had turned away again, +“should’ve used Muffliato, Harry.” + +“No, we shouldn’t!” said Hermione at once, looking, as +she always did, intensely cross at the thought of the + + + +Page | 314 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Half-Blood Prince and his spells. “Well, come on ... +we’d better get going. ...” + + + +She gave the other two an apprehensive look; they all +took deep breaths and then dived at the gnarled +stump between them. + +It sprang to life at once; long, prickly, bramblelike +vines flew out of the top and whipped through the air. +One tangled itself in Hermione’s hair, and Ron beat it +back with a pair of secateurs; Harry succeeded in +trapping a couple of vines and knotting them +together; a hole opened in the middle of all the +tentaclelike branches; Hermione plunged her arm +bravely into this hole, which closed like a trap around +her elbow; Harry and Ron tugged and wrenched at +the vines, forcing the hole to open again, and +Hermione snatched her arm free, clutching in her +fingers a pod just like Neville’s. At once, the prickly +vines shot back inside, and the gnarled stump sat +there looking like an innocently dead lump of wood. + +“You know, I don’t think I’ll be having any of these in +my garden when I’ve got my own place,” said Ron, +pushing his goggles up onto his forehead and wiping +sweat from his face. + +“Pass me a bowl,” said Hermione, holding the +pulsating pod at arm’s length; Harry handed one over +and she dropped the pod into it with a look of disgust +on her face. + +“Don’t be squeamish, squeeze it out, they’re best +when they’re fresh!” called Professor Sprout. + +“Anyway,” said Hermione, continuing their +interrupted conversation as though a lump of wood +had not just attacked them, “Slughorn’s going to have +a Christmas party, Harry, and there’s no way you’ll be + +Page | 315 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +able to wriggle out of this one because he actually +asked me to check your free evenings, so he could be +sure to have it on a night you can come.” + +Harry groaned. Meanwhile, Ron, who was attempting +to burst the pod in the bowl by putting both hands on +it, standing up, and squashing it as hard as he could, +said angrily, “And this is another party just for +Slughorn’s favorites, is it?” + +“Just for the Slug Club, yes,” said Hermione. + +The pod flew out from under Ron’s fingers and hit the +greenhouse glass, rebounding onto the back of +Professor Sprout’s head and knocking off her old, +patched hat. Harry went to retrieve the pod; when he +got back, Hermione was saying, “Look, / didn’t make +up the name ‘Slug Club’ — ” + +“ ‘Slug Club,’ ” repeated Ron with a sneer worthy of +Malfoy. “It’s pathetic. Well, I hope you enjoy your +party. Why don’t you try hooking up with McLaggen, +then Slughorn can make you King and Queen Slug — + + + +“We’re allowed to bring guests,” said Hermione, who +for some reason had turned a bright, boiling scarlet, +“and I was going to ask you to come, but if you think +it’s that stupid then I won’t bother!” + +Harry suddenly wished the pod had flown a little +farther, so that he need not have been sitting here +with the pair of them. Unnoticed by either, he seized +the bowl that contained the pod and began to try and +open it by the noisiest and most energetic means he +could think of; unfortunately, he could still hear every +word of their conversation. + + + +Page | 316 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You were going to ask me?” asked Ron, in a +completely different voice. + +“Yes,” said Hermione angrily. “But obviously if you’d +rather I hooked up with McLaggen ...” + +There was a pause while Harry continued to pound +the resilient pod with a trowel. + +“No, I wouldn’t,” said Ron, in a very quiet voice. + +Harry missed the pod, hit the bowl, and shattered it. + +“Reparo,” he said hastily, poking the pieces with his +wand, and the bowl sprang back together again. The +crash, however, appeared to have awoken Ron and +Hermione to Harry’s presence. Hermione looked +flustered and immediately started fussing about for +her copy of Flesh-Eating Trees of the World to find out +the correct way to juice Snargaluff pods; Ron, on the +other hand, looked sheepish but also rather pleased +with himself. + +“Hand that over, Harry,” said Hermione hurriedly. “It +says we’re supposed to puncture them with +something sharp. ...” + +Harry passed her the pod in the bowl; he and Ron +both snapped their goggles back over their eyes and +dived, once more, for the stump. + +It was not as though he was really surprised, thought +Harry, as he wrestled with a thorny vine intent upon +throttling him; he had had an inkling that this might +happen sooner or later. But he was not sure how he +felt about it. ... He and Cho were now too +embarrassed to look at each other, let alone talk to +each other; what if Ron and Hermione started going +out together, then split up? Could their friendship +Page | 317 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +survive it? Harry remembered the few weeks when +they had not been talking to each other in the third +year; he had not enjoyed trying to bridge the distance +between them. And then, what if they didn’t split up? +What if they became like Bill and Fleur, and it +became excruciatingly embarrassing to be in their +presence, so that he was shut out for good? + +“Gotcha!” yelled Ron, pulling a second pod from the +stump just as Hermione managed to burst the first +one open, so that the bowl was full of tubers wriggling +like pale green worms. + +The rest of the lesson passed without further mention +of Slughorn’s party. Although Harry watched his two +friends more closely over the next few days, Ron and +Hermione did not seem any different except that they +were a little politer to each other than usual. Harry +supposed he would just have to wait to see what +happened under the influence of butterbeer in +Slughorn’s dimly lit room on the night of the party. In +the meantime, however, he had more pressing +worries. + +Katie Bell was still in St. Mungo’s Hospital with no +prospect of leaving, which meant that the promising +Gryffindor team Harry had been training so carefully +since September was one Chaser short. He kept +putting off replacing Katie in the hope that she would +return, but their opening match against Slytherin was +looming, and he finally had to accept that she would +not be back in time to play. + +Harry did not think he could stand another full- +House tryout. With a sinking feeling that had little to +do with Quidditch, he cornered Dean Thomas after +Transfiguration one day. Most of the class had +already left, although several twittering yellow birds +were still zooming around the room, all of Hermione ’s +Page | 318 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +creation; nobody else had succeeded in conjuring so +much as a feather from thin air. + +“Are you still interested in playing Chaser?” + +“Wha — ? Yeah, of course!” said Dean excitedly. Over +Dean’s shoulder, Harry saw Seamus Finnigan +slamming his books into his bag, looking sour. One of +the reasons why Harry would have preferred not to +have to ask Dean to play was that he knew Seamus +would not like it. On the other hand, he had to do +what was best for the team, and Dean had outflown +Seamus at the tryouts. + +“Well then, you’re in,” said Harry. “There’s a practice +tonight, seven o’clock.” + +“Right,” said Dean. “Cheers, Harry! Blimey, I can’t +wait to tell Ginny!” + +He sprinted out of the room, leaving Harry and +Seamus alone together, an uncomfortable moment +made no easier when a bird dropping landed on +Seamus’s head as one of Hermione’s canaries whizzed +over them. + +Seamus was not the only person disgruntled by the +choice of Katie’s substitute. There was much +muttering in the common room about the fact that +Harry had now chosen two of his classmates for the +team. As Harry had endured much worse mutterings +than this in his school career, he was not particularly +bothered, but all the same, the pressure was +increasing to provide a win in the upcoming match +against Slytherin. If Gryffindor won, Harry knew that +the whole House would forget that they had criticized +him and swear that they had always known it was a +great team. If they lost ... well, Harry thought wryly, +he had still endured worse mutterings. ... + +Page | 319 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had no reason to regret his choice once he saw +Dean fly that evening; he worked well with Ginny and +Demelza. The Beaters, Peakes and Coote, were getting +better all the time. The only problem was Ron. + +Harry had known all along that Ron was an +inconsistent player who suffered from nerves and a +lack of confidence, and unfortunately, the looming +prospect of the opening game of the season seemed to +have brought out all his old insecurities. After letting +in half a dozen goals, most of them scored by Ginny, +his technique became wilder and wilder, until he +finally punched an oncoming Demelza Robins in the +mouth. + +“It was an accident, I’m sorry, Demelza, really sorry!” +Ron shouted after her as she zigzagged back to the +ground, dripping blood everywhere. “I just — ” + +“Panicked,” Ginny said angrily, landing next to +Demelza and examining her fat lip. “You prat, Ron, +look at the state of her!” + +“I can fix that,” said Harry, landing beside the two +girls, pointing his wand at Demelza’s mouth, and +saying “Episkey.” “And Ginny, don’t call Ron a prat, +you’re not the Captain of this team — ” + +“Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I +thought someone should — ” + +Harry forced himself not to laugh. + +“In the air, everyone, let’s go. ...” + +Overall it was one of the worst practices they had had +all term, though Harry did not feel that honesty was +the best policy when they were this close to the +match. + +Page | 320 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good work, everyone, I think we’ll flatten Slytherin,” +he said bracingly and the Chasers and Beaters left +the changing room looking reasonably happy with +themselves. + +“I played like a sack of dragon dung,” said Ron in a +hollow voice when the door had swung shut behind +Ginny. + +“No, you didn’t,” said Harry firmly. “You’re the best +Keeper I tried out, Ron. Your only problem is nerves.” + +He kept up a relentless flow of encouragement all the +way back to the castle, and by the time they reached +the second floor, Ron was looking marginally more +cheerful. When Harry pushed open the tapestry to +take their usual shortcut up to Gryffindor Tower, +however, they found themselves looking at Dean and +Ginny, who were locked in a close embrace and +kissing fiercely as though glued together. + +It was as though something large and scaly erupted +into life in Harry’s stomach, clawing at his insides: + +Hot blood seemed to flood his brain, so that all +thought was extinguished, replaced by a savage urge +to jinx Dean into a jelly. Wrestling with this sudden +madness, he heard Ron’s voice as though from a great +distance away. + +“Oi!” + + + +Dean and Ginny broke apart and looked around. +“What?” said Ginny. + +“I don’t want to find my own sister snogging people in +public!” + + + +Page | 321 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This was a deserted corridor till you came butting +in!” said Ginny. + +Dean was looking embarrassed. He gave Harry a +shifty grin that Harry did not return, as the newborn +monster inside him was roaring for Dean’s instant +dismissal from the team. + +“Er ... c’mon, Ginny,” said Dean, “let’s go back to the +common room. ...” + +“You go!” said Ginny. “I want a word with my dear +brother!” + +Dean left, looking as though he was not sorry to +depart the scene. + +“Right,” said Ginny, tossing her long red hair out of +her face and glaring at Ron, “let’s get this straight +once and for all. It is none of your business who I go +out with or what I do with them, Ron — ” + +“Yeah, it is!” said Ron, just as angrily. “D’you think I +want people saying my sister’s a — ” + +“A what?” shouted Ginny, drawing her wand. “A what, +exactly?” + +“He doesn’t mean anything, Ginny — ” said Harry +automatically, though the monster was roaring its +approval of Ron’s words. + +“Oh yes he does!” she said, flaring up at Harry. “Just +because he’s never snogged anyone in his life, just +because the best kiss he’s ever had is from our Auntie +Muriel — ” + +“Shut your mouth!” bellowed Ron, bypassing red and +turning maroon. + +Page | 322 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, I will not!” yelled Ginny, beside herself. “I’ve seen +you with Phlegm, hoping shell kiss you on the cheek +every time you see her, it’s pathetic! If you went out +and got a bit of snogging done yourself, you wouldn’t +mind so much that everyone else does it!” + +Ron had pulled out his wand too; Harry stepped +swiftly between them. + +“You don’t know what you’re talking about!” Ron +roared, trying to get a clear shot at Ginny around +Harry, who was now standing in front of her with his +arms outstretched. “Just because I don’t do it in +public — !” + +Ginny screamed with derisive laughter, trying to push +Harry out of the way. + +“Been kissing Pigwidgeon, have you? Or have you got +a picture of Auntie Muriel stashed under your +pillow?” + +“You—” + +A streak of orange light flew under Harry’s left arm +and missed Ginny by inches; Harry pushed Ron up +against the wall. + +“Don’t be stupid — ” + +“Harry’s snogged Cho Chang!” shouted Ginny, who +sounded close to tears now. “And Hermione snogged +Viktor Krum, it’s only you who acts like it’s something +disgusting, Ron, and that’s because you’ve got about +as much experience as a twelve-year-old!” + +And with that, she stormed away. Harry quickly let go +of Ron; the look on his face was murderous. They +both stood there, breathing heavily, until Mrs. Norris, + +Page | 323 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Filch ’s cat, appeared around the corner, which broke +the tension. + + + +“C’mon,” said Harry, as the sound of Filch ’s shuffling +feet reached their ears. + +They hurried up the stairs and along a seventh-floor +corridor. “Oi, out of the way!” Ron barked at a small +girl who jumped in fright and dropped a bottle of +toadspawn. + +Harry hardly noticed the sound of shattering glass; he +felt disoriented, dizzy; being struck by a lightning bolt +must be something like this. It’s just because she’s +Ron’s sister, he told himself. You just didn’t like seeing +her kissing Dean because she’s Ron’s sister. ... + +But unbidden into his mind came an image of that +same deserted corridor with himself kissing Ginny +instead. ... The monster in his chest purred ... but +then he saw Ron ripping open the tapestry curtain +and drawing his wand on Harry, shouting things like +“betrayal of trust” . . . “supposed to be my friend” . . . + +“D’you think Hermione did snog Krum?” Ron asked +abruptly, as they approached the Fat Lady. Harry +gave a guilty start and wrenched his imagination +away from a corridor in which no Ron intruded, in +which he and Ginny were quite alone — + +“What?” he said confusedly. “Oh ... er ...” + +The honest answer was “yes,” but he did not want to +give it. However, Ron seemed to gather the worst from +the look on Harry’s face. + +“Dilligrout,” he said darkly to the Fat Lady, and they +climbed through the portrait hole into the common +room. + +Page | 324 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neither of them mentioned Ginny or Hermione again; +indeed, they barely spoke to each other that evening +and got into bed in silence, each absorbed in his own +thoughts. + +Harry lay awake for a long time, looking up at the +canopy of his four-poster and trying to convince +himself that his feelings for Ginny were entirely elder- +brotherly. They had lived, had they not, like brother +and sister all summer, playing Quidditch, teasing +Ron, and having a laugh about Bill and Phlegm? He +had known Ginny for years now. ... It was natural +that he should feel protective . . . natural that he +should want to look out for her . . . want to rip Dean +limb from limb for kissing her ... No ... he would have +to control that particular brotherly feeling. . . . + +Ron gave a great grunting snore. + +She’s Ron’s sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron’s +sister. She’s out-of-bounds. He would not risk his +friendship with Ron for anything. He punched his +pillow into a more comfortable shape and waited for +sleep to come, trying his utmost not to allow his +thoughts to stray anywhere near Ginny. + +Harry awoke next morning feeling slightly dazed and +confused by a series of dreams in which Ron had +chased him with a Beater’s bat, but by midday he +would have happily exchanged the dream Ron for the +real one, who was not only cold-shouldering Ginny +and Dean, but also treating a hurt and bewildered +Hermione with an icy, sneering indifference. What +was more, Ron seemed to have become, overnight, as +touchy and ready to lash out as the average Blast- +Ended Skrewt. Harry spent the day attempting to +keep the peace between Ron and Hermione with no +success; finally, Hermione departed for bed in high +dudgeon, and Ron stalked off to the boys’ dormitory +Page | 325 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +after swearing angrily at several frightened first years +for looking at him. + +To Harry’s dismay, Ron’s new aggression did not wear +off over the next few days. Worse still, it coincided +with an even deeper dip in his Keeping skills, which +made him still more aggressive, so that during the +final Quidditch practice before Saturday’s match, he +failed to save every single goal the Chasers aimed at +him, but bellowed at everybody so much that he +reduced Demelza Robins to tears. + +“You shut up and leave her alone!” shouted Peakes, +who was about two-thirds Ron’s height, though +admittedly carrying a heavy bat. + +“ENOUGH!” bellowed Harry, who had seen Ginny +glowering in Ron’s direction and, remembering her +reputation as an accomplished caster of the Bat- +Bogey Hex, soared over to intervene before things got +out of hand. “Peakes, go and pack up the Bludgers. +Demelza, pull yourself together, you played really well +today. Ron ...” he waited until the rest of the team +were out of earshot before saying it, “you’re my best +mate, but carry on treating the rest of them like this +and I’m going to kick you off the team.” + +He really thought for a moment that Ron might hit +him, but then something much worse happened: Ron +seemed to sag on his broom; all the fight went out of +him and he said, “I resign. I’m pathetic.” + +“You’re not pathetic and you’re not resigning!” said +Harry fiercely, seizing Ron by the front of his robes. +“You can save anything when you’re on form, it’s a +mental problem you’ve got!” + +“You calling me mental?” + + + +Page | 326 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, maybe I am!” + +They glared at each other for a moment, then Ron +shook his head wearily. “I know you haven’t got any +time to find another Keeper, so I’ll play tomorrow, but +if we lose, and we will, I’m taking myself off the team.” + +Nothing Harry said made any difference. He tried +boosting Ron’s confidence all through dinner, but Ron +was too busy being grumpy and surly with Hermione +to notice. Harry persisted in the common room that +evening, but his assertion that the whole team would +be devastated if Ron left was somewhat undermined +by the fact that the rest of the team was sitting in a +huddle in a distant corner, clearly muttering about +Ron and casting him nasty looks. Finally Harry tried +getting angry again in the hope of provoking Ron into +a defiant, and hopefully goal-saving, attitude, but this +strategy did not appear to work any better than +encouragement; Ron went to bed as dejected and +hopeless as ever. + +Harry lay awake for a very long time in the darkness. +He did not want to lose the upcoming match; not only +was it his first as Captain, but he was determined to +beat Draco Malfoy at Quidditch even if he could not +yet prove his suspicions about him. Yet if Ron played +as he had done in the last few practices, their +chances of winning were very slim. ... + +If only there was something he could do to make Ron +pull himself together . . . make him play at the top of +his form . . . something that would ensure that Ron +had a really good day. ... + +And the answer came to Harry in one, sudden, +glorious stroke of inspiration. + + + +Page | 327 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Breakfast was the usual excitable affair next morning; +the Slytherins hissed and booed loudly as every +member of the Gryffindor team entered the Great +Hall. Harry glanced at the ceiling and saw a clear, +pale blue sky: a good omen. + +The Gryffindor table, a solid mass of red and gold, +cheered as Harry and Ron approached. Harry grinned +and waved; Ron grimaced weakly and shook his head. + +“Cheer up, Ron!” called Lavender. “I know you’ll be +brilliant!” + +Ron ignored her. + +“Tea?” Harry asked him. “Coffee? Pumpkin juice?” + +“Anything,” said Ron glumly, taking a moody bite of +toast. + +A few minutes later Hermione, who had become so +tired of Ron’s recent unpleasant behavior that she +had not come down to breakfast with them, paused +on her way up the table. + +“How are you both feeling?” she asked tentatively, her +eyes on the back of Ron’s head. + +“Fine,” said Harry, who was concentrating on handing +Ron a glass of pumpkin juice. “There you go, Ron. +Drink up.” + +Ron had just raised the glass to his lips when +Hermione spoke sharply. + +“Don’t drink that, Ron!” + +Both Harry and Ron looked up at her. + + + +Page | 328 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why not?” said Ron. + + + +Hermione was now staring at Harry as though she +could not believe her eyes. + +“You just put something in that drink.” + +“Excuse me?” said Harry. + +“You heard me. I saw you. You just tipped something +into Ron’s drink. You’ve got the bottle in your hand +right now!” + +“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Harry, +stowing the little bottle hastily in his pocket. + +“Ron, I warn you, don’t drink it!” Hermione said +again, alarmed, but Ron picked up the glass, drained +it in one gulp, and said, “Stop bossing me around, +Hermione.” + +She looked scandalized. Bending low so that only +Harry could hear her, she hissed, “You should be +expelled for that. I’d never have believed it of you, +Harry!” + +“Hark who’s talking,” he whispered back. “Confunded +anyone lately?” + +She stormed up the table away from them. Harry +watched her go without regret. Hermione had never +really understood what a serious business Quidditch +was. He then looked around at Ron, who was +smacking his lips. + +“Nearly time,” said Harry blithely. + +The frosty grass crunched underfoot as they strode +down to the stadium. + +Page | 329 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Pretty lucky the weather’s this good, eh?” Harry +asked Ron. + + + +“Yeah,” said Ron, who was pale and sick-looking. + +Ginny and Demelza were already wearing their +Quidditch robes and waiting in the changing room. + +“Conditions look ideal,” said Ginny, ignoring Ron. + +“And guess what? That Slytherin Chaser Vaisey — he +took a Bludger in the head yesterday during their +practice, and he’s too sore to play! And even better +than that — Malfoy’s gone off sick too!” + +“ What?” said Harry, wheeling around to stare at her. +“He’s ill? What’s wrong with him?” + +“No idea, but it’s great for us,” said Ginny brightly. +“They’re playing Harper instead; he’s in my year and +he’s an idiot.” + +Harry smiled back vaguely, but as he pulled on his +scarlet robes his mind was far from Quidditch. Malfoy +had once before claimed he could not play due to +injury, but on that occasion he had made sure the +whole match was rescheduled for a time that suited +the Slytherins better. Why was he now happy to let a +substitute go on? Was he really ill, or was he faking? + +“Fishy, isn’t it?” he said in an undertone to Ron. +“Malfoy not playing?” + +“Lucky, I call it,” said Ron, looking slightly more +animated. “And Vaisey off too, he’s their best goal +scorer, I didn’t fancy — hey!” he said suddenly, +freezing halfway through pulling on his Keeper’s +gloves and staring at Harry. + +“What?” + +Page | 330 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I ... you ...” Ron had dropped his voice, he looked +both scared and excited. “My drink ... my pumpkin +juice ... you didn’t ... ?” + +Harry raised his eyebrows, but said nothing except, +“Well be starting in about five minutes, you’d better +get your boots on.” + +They walked out onto the pitch to tumultuous roars +and boos. One end of the stadium was solid red and +gold; the other, a sea of green and silver. Many +Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws had taken sides too: +Amidst all the yelling and clapping Harry could +distinctly hear the roar of Luna Lovegood’s famous +lion-topped hat. + +Harry stepped up to Madam Hooch, the referee, who +was standing ready to release the balls from the crate. + +“Captains shake hands,” she said, and Harry had his +hand crushed by the new Slytherin Captain, + +Urquhart. “Mount your brooms. On the whistle ... +three ... two ... one ...” + +The whistle sounded, Harry and the others kicked off +hard from the frozen ground, and they were away. + +Harry soared around the perimeter of the grounds, +looking around for the Snitch and keeping one eye on +Harper, who was zigzagging far below him. Then a +voice that was jarringly different to the usual +commentator’s started up. + +“Well, there they go, and I think we’re all surprised to +see the team that Potter’s put together this year. + +Many thought, given Ronald Weasley’s patchy +performance as Keeper last year, that he might be off +the team, but of course, a close personal friendship +with the Captain does help. ...” + +Page | 331 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +These words were greeted with jeers and applause +from the Slytherin end of the pitch. Harry craned +around on his broom to look toward the +commentator’s podium. A tall, skinny blond boy with +an upturned nose was standing there, talking into the +magical megaphone that had once been Lee Jordan’s; +Harry recognized Zacharias Smith, a Hufflepuff player +whom he heartily disliked. + +“Oh, and here comes Slytherin ’s first attempt on goal, +it’s Urquhart streaking down the pitch and — ” + +Harry’s stomach turned over. + +“ — Weasley saves it, well, he’s bound to get lucky +sometimes, I suppose. ...” + +“That’s right, Smith, he is,” muttered Harry, grinning +to himself, as he dived amongst the Chasers with his +eyes searching all around for some hint of the elusive +Snitch. + +With half an hour of the game gone, Gryffindor were +leading sixty points to zero, Ron having made some +truly spectacular saves, some by the very tips of his +gloves, and Ginny having scored four of Gryffindor’s +six goals. This effectively stopped Zacharias +wondering loudly whether the two Weasleys were only +there because Harry liked them, and he started on +Peakes and Coote instead. + +“Of course, Coote isn’t really the usual build for a +Beater,” said Zacharias loftily, “they’ve generally got a +bit more muscle — ” + +“Hit a Bludger at him!” Harry called to Coote as he +zoomed past, but Coote, grinning broadly, chose to +aim the next Bludger at Harper instead, who was just +passing Harry in the opposite direction. Harry was + +Page | 332 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pleased to hear the dull thunk that meant the +Bludger had found its mark. + +It seemed as though Gryffindor could do no wrong. +Again and again they scored, and again and again, at +the other end of the pitch, Ron saved goals with +apparent ease. He was actually smiling now, and +when the crowd greeted a particularly good save with +a rousing chorus of the old favorite “Weasley Is Our +King,” he pretended to conduct them from on high. + +“Thinks he’s something special today, doesn’t he?” +said a snide voice, and Harry was nearly knocked off +his broom as Harper collided with him hard and +deliberately. “Your blood-traitor pal ...” + +Madam Hooch’s back was turned, and though +Gryffindors below shouted in anger, by the time she +looked around, Harper had already sped off. His +shoulder aching, Harry raced after him, determined to +ram him back. . . . + +“And I think Harper of Slytherin’s seen the Snitch!” +said Zacharias Smith through his megaphone. “Yes, +he’s certainly seen something Potter hasn’t!” + +Smith really was an idiot, thought Harry, hadn’t he +noticed them collide? But next moment, his stomach +seemed to drop out of the sky — Smith was right and +Harry was wrong: Harper had not sped upward at +random; he had spotted what Harry had not: The +Snitch was speeding along high above them, glinting +brightly against the clear blue sky. + +Harry accelerated; the wind was whistling in his ears +so that it drowned all sound of Smith’s commentary +or the crowd, but Harper was still ahead of him, and +Gryffindor was only a hundred points up; if Harper + + + +Page | 333 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +got there first Gryffindor had lost . . . and now Harper +was feet from it, his hand outstretched. ... + +“Oi, Harper!” yelled Harry in desperation. “How much +did Malfoy pay you to come on instead of him?” + +He did not know what made him say it, but Harper +did a double-take; he fumbled the Snitch, let it slip +through his fingers, and shot right past it. Harry +made a great swipe for the tiny, fluttering ball and +caught it. + +“YES!” Harry yelled. Wheeling around, he hurtled +back toward the ground, the Snitch held high in his +hand. As the crowd realized what had happened, a +great shout went up that almost drowned the sound +of the whistle that signaled the end of the game. + +“Ginny, where ’re you going?” yelled Harry, who had +found himself trapped in the midst of a mass midair +hug with the rest of the team, but Ginny sped right +on past them until, with an almighty crash, she +collided with the commentator’s podium. As the +crowd shrieked and laughed, the Gryffindor team +landed beside the wreckage of wood under which +Zacharias was feebly stirring; Harry heard Ginny +saying blithely to an irate Professor McGonagall, +“Forgot to brake, Professor, sorry.” + +Laughing, Harry broke free of the rest of the team and +hugged Ginny, but let go very quickly. Avoiding her +gaze, he clapped a cheering Ron on the back instead +as, all enmity forgotten, the Gryffindor team left the +pitch arm in arm, punching the air and waving to +their supporters. + +The atmosphere in the changing room was jubilant. + + + +Page | 334 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Party up in the common room, Seamus said!” yelled +Dean exuberantly. “C’mon, Ginny, Demelza!” + +Ron and Harry were the last two in the changing +room. They were just about to leave when Hermione +entered. She was twisting her Gryffindor scarf in her +hands and looked upset but determined. + +“I want a word with you, Harry.” She took a deep +breath. “You shouldn’t have done it. You heard +Slughorn, it’s illegal.” + +“What are you going to do, turn us in?” demanded +Ron. + +“What are you two talking about?” asked Harry, +turning away to hang up his robes so that neither of +them would see him grinning. + +“You know perfectly well what we’re talking about!” +said Hermione shrilly. “You spiked Ron’s juice with +lucky potion at breakfast! Felix Felicis!” + +“No, I didn’t,” said Harry, turning back to face them +both. + +“Yes you did, Harry, and that’s why everything went +right, there were Slytherin players missing and Ron +saved everything!” + +“I didn’t put it in!” said Harry, grinning broadly. He +slipped his hand inside his jacket pocket and drew +out the tiny bottle that Hermione had seen in his +hand that morning. It was full of golden potion and +the cork was still tightly sealed with wax. “I wanted +Ron to think I’d done it, so I faked it when I knew you +were looking.” He looked at Ron. “You saved +everything because you felt lucky. You did it all +yourself.” + +Page | 335 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He pocketed the potion again. + + + +“There really wasn’t anything in my pumpkin juice?” +Ron said, astounded. “But the weather’s good ... and +Vaisey couldn’t play. ... I honestly haven’t been given +lucky potion?” + +Harry shook his head. Ron gaped at him for a +moment, then rounded on Hermione, imitating her +voice. “ You added Felix Felicis to Ron’s juice this +morning, that’s why he saved every thing\ See! I can +save goals without help, Hermione!” + +“I never said you couldn’t — Ron, you thought you’d +been given it too!” + +But Ron had already strode past her out of the door +with his broomstick over his shoulder. + +“Er,” said Harry into the sudden silence; he had not +expected his plan to backfire like this, “shall ... shall +we go up to the party, then?” + +“You go!” said Hermione, blinking back tears. “I’m +sick of Ron at the moment, I don’t know what I’m +supposed to have done. ...” + +And she stormed out of the changing room too. + +Harry walked slowly back up the grounds toward the +castle through the crowd, many of whom shouted +congratulations at him, but he felt a great sense of +letdown; he had been sure that if Ron won the match, +he and Hermione would be friends again immediately. +He did not see how he could possibly explain to +Hermione that what she had done to offend Ron was +kiss Viktor Krum, not when the offense had occurred +so long ago. + + + +Page | 336 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could not see Hermione at the Gryffindor +celebration party, which was in full swing when he +arrived. Renewed cheers and clapping greeted his +appearance, and he was soon surrounded by a mob of +people congratulating him. What with trying to shake +off the Creevey brothers, who wanted a blow-by-blow +match analysis, and the large group of girls that +encircled him, laughing at his least amusing +comments and batting their eyelids, it was some time +before he could try and find Ron. At last, he +extricated himself from Romilda Vane, who was +hinting heavily that she would like to go to Slughorn’s +Christmas party with him. As he was ducking toward +the drinks table, he walked straight into Ginny, + +Arnold the Pygmy Puff riding on her shoulder and +Crookshanks mewing hopefully at her heels. + +“Looking for Ron?” she asked, smirking. “He’s over +there, the filthy hypocrite.” + +Harry looked into the corner she was indicating. + +There, in full view of the whole room, stood Ron +wrapped so closely around Lavender Brown it was +hard to tell whose hands were whose. + +“It looks like he’s eating her face, doesn’t it?” said +Ginny dispassionately. “But I suppose he’s got to +refine his technique somehow. Good game, Harry.” + +She patted him on the arm; Harry felt a swooping +sensation in his stomach, but then she walked off to +help herself to more butterbeer. Crookshanks trotted +after her, his yellow eyes fixed upon Arnold. + +Harry turned away from Ron, who did not look like he +would be surfacing soon, just as the portrait hole was +closing. With a sinking feeling, he thought he saw a +mane of bushy brown hair whipping out of sight. + + + +Page | 337 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He darted forward, sidestepped Romilda Vane again, +and pushed open the portrait of the Fat Lady. The +corridor outside seemed to be deserted. + +“Hermione?” + +He found her in the first unlocked classroom he tried. +She was sitting on the teacher’s desk, alone except for +a small ring of twittering yellow birds circling her +head, which she had clearly just conjured out of +midair. Harry could not help admiring her spell-work +at a time like this. + +“Oh, hello, Harry,” she said in a brittle voice. “I was +just practicing.” + +“Yeah ... they’re — er — really good. ...” said Harry. + +He had no idea what to say to her. He was just +wondering whether there was any chance that she +had not noticed Ron, that she had merely left the +room because the party was a little too rowdy, when +she said, in an unnaturally high-pitched voice, “Ron +seems to be enjoying the celebrations.” + +“Er . . . does he?” said Harry. + +“Don’t pretend you didn’t see him,” said Hermione. + +“He wasn’t exactly hiding it, was — ?” + +The door behind them burst open. To Harry’s horror, +Ron came in, laughing, pulling Lavender by the hand. + +“Oh,” he said, drawing up short at the sight of Harry +and Hermione. + +“Oops!” said Lavender, and she backed out of the +room, giggling. The door swung shut behind her. + + + +Page | 338 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a horrible, swelling, billowing silence. +Hermione was staring at Ron, who refused to look at +her, but said with an odd mixture of bravado and +awkwardness, “Hi, Harry! Wondered where you’d got +to!” + +Hermione slid off the desk. The little flock of golden +birds continued to twitter in circles around her head +so that she looked like a strange, feathery model of +the solar system. + +“You shouldn’t leave Lavender waiting outside,” she +said quietly. “She’ll wonder where you’ve gone.” + +She walked very slowly and erectly toward the door. +Harry glanced at Ron, who was looking relieved that +nothing worse had happened. + +“ Oppugno\” came a shriek from the doorway. + +Harry spun around to see Hermione pointing her +wand at Ron, her expression wild: The little flock of +birds was speeding like a hail of fat golden bullets +toward Ron, who yelped and covered his face with his +hands, but the birds attacked, pecking and clawing at +every bit of flesh they could reach. + +“Gerremoffme!” he yelled, but with one last look of +vindictive fury, Hermione wrenched open the door +and disappeared through it. Harry thought he heard a +sob before it slammed. + + + +Page | 339 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE UNBREAKABLE VOW + +Snow was swirling against the icy windows once +more; Christmas was approaching fast. Hagrid had +already single-handedly delivered the usual twelve +Christmas trees for the Great Hall; garlands of holly +and tinsel had been twisted around the banisters of +the stairs; everlasting candles glowed from inside the +helmets of suits of armor and great bunches of +mistletoe had been hung at intervals along the +corridors. Large groups of girls tended to converge +underneath the mistletoe bunches every time Harry +went past, which caused blockages in the corridors; +fortunately, however, Harry’s frequent nighttime +wanderings had given him an unusually good +knowledge of the castle’s secret passageways, so that +he was able, without too much difficulty, to navigate +mistletoe-free routes between classes. + +Ron, who might once have found the necessity of +these detours a cause for jealousy rather than +hilarity, simply roared with laughter about it all. +Although Harry much preferred this new laughing, + + + +Page | 340 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +joking Ron to the moody, aggressive model he had +been enduring for the last few weeks, the improved +Ron came at a heavy price. Firstly, Harry had to put +up with the frequent presence of Lavender Brown, +who seemed to regard any moment that she was not +kissing Ron as a moment wasted; and secondly, + +Harry found himself once more the best friend of two +people who seemed unlikely ever to speak to each +other again. + +Ron, whose hands and forearms still bore scratches +and cuts from Hermione’s bird attack, was taking a +defensive and resentful tone. + +“She can’t complain,” he told Harry. “She snogged +Krum. So she’s found out someone wants to snog me +too. Well, it’s a free country. I haven’t done anything +wrong.” + +Harry did not answer, but pretended to be absorbed +in the book they were supposed to have read before +Charms next morning (Quintessence: A Quest). +Determined as he was to remain friends with both +Ron and Hermione, he was spending a lot of time with +his mouth shut tight. + +“I never promised Hermione anything,” Ron mumbled. +“I mean, all right, I was going to go to Slughorn’s +Christmas party with her, but she never said ... just +as friends ... I’m a free agent. ...” + +Harry turned a page of Quintessence, aware that Ron +was watching him. Ron’s voice tailed away in mutters, +barely audible over the loud crackling of the fire, +though Harry thought he caught the words “Krum” +and “can’t complain” again. + +Hermione’s schedule was so full that Harry could only +talk to her properly in the evenings, when Ron was, in + +Page | 341 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +any case, so tightly wrapped around Lavender that he +did not notice what Harry was doing. Hermione +refused to sit in the common room while Ron was +there, so Harry generally joined her in the library, +which meant that their conversations were held in +whispers. + +“He’s at perfect liberty to kiss whomever he likes,” +said Hermione, while the librarian, Madam Pince, +prowled the shelves behind them. “I really couldn’t +care less.” + +She raised her quill and dotted an i so ferociously +that she punctured a hole in her parchment. Harry +said nothing. He thought his voice might soon vanish +from lack of use. He bent a little lower over Advanced +Potion-Making and continued to make notes on +Everlasting Elixirs, occasionally pausing to decipher +the Prince’s useful additions to Libatius Borage’s text. + +“And incidentally,” said Hermione, after a few +moments, “you need to be careful.” + +“For the last time,” said Harry, speaking in a slightly +hoarse whisper after three-quarters of an hour of +silence, “I am not giving back this book, I’ve learned +more from the Half-Blood Prince than Snape or +Slughorn have taught me in — ” + +“I’m not talking about your stupid so-called Prince,” +said Hermione, giving his book a nasty look as though +it had been rude to her. “I’m talking about earlier. I +went into the girls’ bathroom just before I came in +here and there were about a dozen girls in there, +including that Romilda Vane, trying to decide how to +slip you a love potion. They’re all hoping they’re going +to get you to take them to Slughorn ’s party, and they +all seem to have bought Fred and George’s love +potions, which I’m afraid to say probably work — ” +Page | 342 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why didn’t you confiscate them then?” demanded +Harry. It seemed extraordinary that Hermione’s mania +for upholding rules could have abandoned her at this +crucial juncture. + +“They didn’t have the potions with them in the +bathroom,” said Hermione scornfully. “They were just +discussing tactics. As I doubt whether even the Half- +Blood Prince ” — she gave the book another nasty look +— “could dream up an antidote for a dozen different +love potions at once, I’d just invite someone to go with +you, thatll stop all the others thinking they’ve still got +a chance. It’s tomorrow night, they’re getting +desperate.” + +“There isn’t anyone I want to invite,” mumbled Harry, +who was still trying not to think about Ginny any +more than he could help, despite the fact that she +kept cropping up in his dreams in ways that made +him devoutly thankful that Ron could not perform +Legilimency. + +“Well, just be careful what you drink, because +Romilda Vane looked like she meant business,” said +Hermione grimly. + +She hitched up the long roll of parchment on which +she was writing her Arithmancy essay and continued +to scratch away with her quill. Harry watched her +with his mind a long way away. + +“Hang on a moment,” he said slowly. “I thought Filch +had banned anything bought at Weasleys’ Wizard +Wheezes?” + +“And when has anyone ever paid attention to what +Filch has banned?” asked Hermione, still +concentrating on her essay. + + + +Page | 343 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But I thought all the owls were being searched. So +how come these girls are able to bring love potions +into school?” + +“Fred and George send them disguised as perfumes +and cough potions,” said Hermione. “It’s part of their +Owl Order Service.” + +“You know a lot about it.” + +Hermione gave him the kind of nasty look she had +just given his copy of Advanced Potion-Making. + +“It was all on the back of the bottles they showed +Ginny and me in the summer,” she said coldly. “I +don’t go around putting potions in people’s drinks ... +or pretending to, either, which is just as bad. ...” + +“Yeah, well, never mind that,” said Harry quickly. + +“The point is, Filch is being fooled, isn’t he? These +girls are getting stuff into the school disguised as +something else! So why couldn’t Malfoy have brought +the necklace into the school — ?” + +“Oh, Harry ... not that again ...” + +“Come on, why not?” demanded Harry. + +“Look,” sighed Hermione, “Secrecy Sensors detect +jinxes, curses, and concealment charms, don’t they? +They’re used to find Dark Magic and Dark objects. +They’d have picked up a powerful curse, like the one +on that necklace, within seconds. But something +that’s just been put in the wrong bottle wouldn’t +register — and anyway, love potions aren’t Dark or +dangerous — ” + +“Easy for you to say,” muttered Harry, thinking of +Romilda Vane. + +Page | 344 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — so it would be down to Filch to realize it wasn’t a +cough potion, and he’s not a very good wizard, I doubt +he can tell one potion from — ” + +Hermione stopped dead; Harry had heard it too. +Somebody had moved close behind them among the +dark bookshelves. They waited, and a moment later +the vulturelike countenance of Madam Pince +appeared around the corner, her sunken cheeks, her +skin like parchment, and her long hooked nose +illuminated unflatteringly by the lamp she was +carrying. + +“The library is now closed,” she said. “Mind you +return anything you have borrowed to the correct — +what have you been doing to that book, you depraved +boy?” + +“It isn’t the library’s, it’s mine!” said Harry hastily, +snatching his copy of Advanced Potion-Making off the +table as she lunged at it with a clawlike hand. + +“Despoiled!” she hissed. “Desecrated! Befouled!” + +“It’s just a book that’s been written on!” said Harry, +tugging it out of her grip. + +She looked as though she might have a seizure; +Hermione, who had hastily packed her things, +grabbed Harry by the arm and frogmarched him +away. + +“She’ll ban you from the library if you’re not careful. +Why did you have to bring that stupid book?” + +“It’s not my fault she’s barking mad, Hermione. Or +d’you think she overheard you being rude about +Filch? I’ve always thought there might be something +going on between them. ...” + +Page | 345 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, ha ha ...” + + + +Enjoying the fact that they could speak normally +again, they made their way along the deserted, lamp- +lit corridors back to the common room, arguing about +whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly +in love with each other. + +“Baubles,” said Harry to the Fat Lady, this being the +new, festive password. + +“Same to you,” said the Fat Lady with a roguish grin, +and she swung forward to admit them. + +“Hi, Harry!” said Romilda Vane, the moment he had +climbed through the portrait hole. “Fancy a +gillywater?” + +Hermione gave him a “what-did-I-tell-you?” look over +her shoulder. + +“No thanks,” said Harry quickly. “I don’t like it much.” + +“Well, take these anyway,” said Romilda, thrusting a +box into his hands. “Chocolate Cauldrons, they’ve got +firewhisky in them. My gran sent them to me, but I +don’t like them.” + +“Oh — right — thanks a lot,” said Harry, who could +not think what else to say. “Er — I’m just going over +here with ...” + +He hurried off behind Hermione, his voice tailing +away feebly. + +“Told you,” said Hermione succinctly. “Sooner you ask +someone, sooner they’ll all leave you alone and you +can — ” + + + +Page | 346 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But her face suddenly turned blank; she had just +spotted Ron and Lavender, who were entwined in the +same armchair. + +“Well, good night, Harry,” said Hermione, though it +was only seven o’clock in the evening, and she left for +the girls’ dormitory without another word. + +Harry went to bed comforting himself that there was +only one more day of lessons to struggle through, +plus Slughorn’s party, after which he and Ron would +depart together for the Burrow. It now seemed +impossible that Ron and Hermione would make up +with each other before the holidays began, but +perhaps, somehow, the break would give them time to +calm down, think better of their behavior. . . . + +But his hopes were not high, and they sank still lower +after enduring a Transfiguration lesson with them +both next day. They had just embarked upon the +immensely difficult topic of human Transfiguration; +working in front of mirrors, they were supposed to be +changing the color of their own eyebrows. Hermione +laughed unkindly at Ron’s disastrous first attempt, +during which he somehow managed to give himself a +spectacular handlebar mustache; Ron retaliated by +doing a cruel but accurate impression of Hermione +jumping up and down in her seat every time Professor +McGonagall asked a question, which Lavender and +Parvati found deeply amusing and which reduced +Hermione to the verge of tears again. She raced out of +the classroom on the bell, leaving half her things +behind; Harry, deciding that her need was greater +than Ron’s just now, scooped up her remaining +possessions and followed her. + +He finally tracked her down as she emerged from a +girls’ bathroom on the floor below. She was + + + +Page | 347 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +accompanied by Luna Lovegood, who was patting her +vaguely on the back. + +“Oh, hello, Harry,” said Luna. “Did you know one of +your eyebrows is bright yellow?” + +“Hi, Luna. Hermione, you left your stuff. ...” + +He held out her books. + +“Oh yes,” said Hermione in a choked voice, taking her +things and turning away quickly to hide the fact that +she was wiping her eyes on her pencil case. “Thank +you, Harry. Well, I’d better get going. ...” + +And she hurried off, without giving Harry any time to +offer words of comfort, though admittedly he could +not think of any. + +“She’s a bit upset,” said Luna. “I thought at first it +was Moaning Myrtle in there, but it turned out to be +Hermione. She said something about that Ron +Weasley. ...” + +“Yeah, they’ve had a row,” said Harry. + +“He says very funny things sometimes, doesn’t he?” +said Luna, as they set off down the corridor together. +“But he can be a bit unkind. I noticed that last year.” + +“I s’pose,” said Harry. Luna was demonstrating her +usual knack of speaking uncomfortable truths; he +had never met anyone quite like her. “So have you +had a good term?” + +“Oh, it’s been all right,” said Luna. “A bit lonely +without the D.A. Ginny’s been nice, though. She +stopped two boys in our Transfiguration class calling +me ‘Loony’ the other day — ” + +Page | 348 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How would you like to come to Slughorn’s party with +me tonight?” + +The words were out of Harry’s mouth before he could +stop them; he heard himself say them as though it +were a stranger speaking. + +Luna turned her protuberant eyes upon him in +surprise. + +“Slughorn’s party? With you?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “We’re supposed to bring guests, +so I thought you might like ... I mean ...” He was keen +to make his intentions perfectly clear. “I mean, just as +friends, you know. But if you don’t want to ...” + +He was already half hoping that she didn’t want to. + +“Oh, no, I’d love to go with you as friends!” said Luna, +beaming as he had never seen her beam before. +“Nobody’s ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! +Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? +Should I do mine too?” + +“No,” said Harry firmly, “that was a mistake. I’ll get +Hermione to put it right for me. So, I’ll meet you in +the entrance hall at eight o’clock then.” + +“AHA!” screamed a voice from overhead and both of +them jumped; unnoticed by either of them, they had +just passed right underneath Peeves, who was +hanging upside down from a chandelier and grinning +maliciously at them. + +“ Potty asked Loony to go to the partyl Potty lurves +Loony ! Potty luuuuurves LooooooonyV’ + + + +Page | 349 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he zoomed away, cackling and shrieking, “Potty +loves Loony!” + +“Nice to keep these things private,” said Harry. And +sure enough, in no time at all the whole school +seemed to know that Harry Potter was taking Luna +Lovegood to Slughorn’s party. + +“You could’ve taken anyonel” said Ron in disbelief +over dinner. “Anyonel And you chose Loony +Lovegood?” + +“Don’t call her that, Ron,” snapped Ginny, pausing +behind Harry on her way to join friends. “I’m really +glad you’re taking her, Harry, she’s so excited.” + +And she moved on down the table to sit with Dean. +Harry tried to feel pleased that Ginny was glad he was +taking Luna to the party, but could not quite manage +it. A long way along the table, Hermione was sitting +alone, playing with her stew. Harry noticed Ron +looking at her furtively. + +“You could say sorry,” suggested Harry bluntly. + +“What, and get attacked by another flock of +canaries?” muttered Ron. + +“What did you have to imitate her for?” + +“She laughed at my mustache!” + +“So did I, it was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.” + +But Ron did not seem to have heard; Lavender had +just arrived with Parvati. Squeezing herself in +between Harry and Ron, Lavender flung her arms +around Ron’s neck. + + + +Page | 350 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hi, Harry,” said Parvati who, like him, looked faintly +embarrassed and bored by the behavior of their two +friends. + +“Hi,” said Harry. “How’re you? You’re staying at +Hogwarts, then? I heard your parents wanted you to +leave.” + +“I managed to talk them out of it for the time being,” +said Parvati. “That Katie thing really freaked them +out, but as there hasn’t been anything since ... Oh, +hi, Hermione!” + +Parvati positively beamed. Harry could tell that she +was feeling guilty for having laughed at Hermione in +Transfiguration. He looked around and saw that +Hermione was beaming back, if possible even more +brightly. Girls were very strange sometimes. + +“Hi, Parvati!” said Hermione, ignoring Ron and +Lavender completely. “Are you going to Slughorn’s +party tonight?” + +“No invite,” said Parvati gloomily. “I’d love to go, +though, it sounds like it’s going to be really good. ... +You’re going, aren’t you?” + +“Yes, I’m meeting Cormac at eight, and we’re — ” + +There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn +from a blocked sink and Ron surfaced. Hermione +acted as though she had not seen or heard anything. + +“ — we’re going up to the party together.” + +“Cormac?” said Parvati. “Cormac McLaggen, you +mean?” + + + +Page | 351 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s right,” said Hermione sweetly. “The one who +almost ’ — she put a great deal of emphasis on the +word — “became Gryffindor Keeper.” + +“Are you going out with him, then?” asked Parvati, +wide-eyed. + +“Oh — yes — didn’t you know?” said Hermione, with a +most un-Hermione-ish giggle. + +“No!” said Parvati, looking positively agog at this piece +of gossip. “Wow, you like your Quidditch players, +don’t you? First Krum, then McLaggen ...” + +“I like really good Quidditch players,” Hermione +corrected her, still smiling. “Well, see you ... Got to go +and get ready for the party. ...” + +She left. At once Lavender and Parvati put their heads +together to discuss this new development, with +everything they had ever heard about McLaggen, and +all they had ever guessed about Hermione. Ron +looked strangely blank and said nothing. Harry was +left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls +would sink to get revenge. + +When he arrived in the entrance hall at eight o’clock +that night, he found an unusually large number of +girls lurking there, all of whom seemed to be staring +at him resentfully as he approached Luna. She was +wearing a set of spangled silver robes that were +attracting a certain amount of giggles from the +onlookers, but otherwise she looked quite nice. Harry +was glad, in any case, that she had left off her radish +earrings, her butterbeer cork necklace, and her +Spectrespecs. + +“Hi,” he said. “Shall we get going then?” + + + +Page | 352 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yes,” she said happily. “Where is the party?” + + + +“Slughorn’s office,” said Harry, leading her up the +marble staircase away from all the staring and +muttering. “Did you hear, there’s supposed to be a +vampire coming?” + +“Rufus Scrimgeour?” asked Luna. + +“I — what?” said Harry, disconcerted. “You mean the +Minister of Magic?” + +“Yes, he’s a vampire,” said Luna matter-of-factly. +“Father wrote a very long article about it when +Scrimgeour first took over from Cornelius Fudge, but +he was forced not to publish by somebody from the +Ministry. Obviously, they didn’t want the truth to get +out!” + +Harry, who thought it most unlikely that Rufus +Scrimgeour was a vampire, but who was used to Luna +repeating her father’s bizarre views as though they +were fact, did not reply; they were already +approaching Slughorn’s office and the sounds of +laughter, music, and loud conversation were growing +louder with every step they took. + +Whether it had been built that way, or because he +had used magical trickery to make it so, Slughorn’s +office was much larger than the usual teacher’s +study. The ceiling and walls had been draped with +emerald, crimson, and gold hangings, so that it +looked as though they were all inside a vast tent. The +room was crowded and stuffy and bathed in the red +light cast by an ornate golden lamp dangling from the +center of the ceiling in which real fairies were +fluttering, each a brilliant speck of light. Loud singing +accompanied by what sounded like mandolins issued +from a distant corner; a haze of pipe smoke hung over +Page | 353 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +several elderly warlocks deep in conversation, and a +number of house-elves were negotiating their way +squeakily through the forest of knees, obscured by +the heavy silver platters of food they were bearing, so +that they looked like little roving tables. + +“Harry, m’boy!” boomed Slughorn, almost as soon as +Harry and Luna had squeezed in through the door. +“Come in, come in, so many people I’d like you to +meet!” + +Slughorn was wearing a tasseled velvet hat to match +his smoking jacket. Gripping Harry’s arm so tightly he +might have been hoping to Disapparate with him, +Slughorn led him purposefully into the party; Harry +seized Luna’s hand and dragged her along with him. + +“Harry, I’d like you to meet Eldred Worple, an old +student of mine, author of Blood Brothers: My Life +Amongst the Vampires — and, of course, his friend +Sanguini.” + +Worple, who was a small, stout, bespectacled man, +grabbed Harry’s hand and shook it enthusiastically; +the vampire Sanguini, who was tall and emaciated +with dark shadows under his eyes, merely nodded. He +looked rather bored. A gaggle of girls was standing +close to him, looking curious and excited. + +“Harry Potter, I am simply delighted!” said Worple, +peering shortsightedly up into Harry’s face. “I was +saying to Professor Slughorn only the other day, +‘Where is the biography of Harry Potter for which we +have all been waiting?’ ” + +“Er,” said Harry, “were you?” + +“Just as modest as Horace described!” said Worple. +“But seriously” — his manner changed; it became + +Page | 354 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +suddenly businesslike — “I would be delighted to +write it myself — people are craving to know more +about you, dear boy, craving! If you were prepared to +grant me a few interviews, say in four- or five-hour +sessions, why, we could have the book finished within +months. And all with very little effort on your part, I +assure you — ask Sanguini here if it isn’t quite — +Sanguini, stay here\” added Worple, suddenly stern, +for the vampire had been edging toward the nearby +group of girls, a rather hungry look in his eye. “Here, +have a pasty,” said Worple, seizing one from a passing +elf and stuffing it into Sanguini’s hand before turning +his attention back to Harry. + +“My dear boy, the gold you could make, you have no +idea — ” + +“I’m definitely not interested,” said Harry firmly, “and +I’ve just seen a friend of mine, sorry.” + +He pulled Luna after him into the crowd; he had +indeed just seen a long mane of brown hair disappear +between what looked like two members of the Weird +Sisters. + +“Hermione! HermioneV’ + +“Harry! There you are, thank goodness! Hi, Luna!” + +“What’s happened to you?” asked Harry, for Hermione +looked distinctly disheveled, rather as though she had +just fought her way out of a thicket of Devil’s Snare. + +“Oh, I’ve just escaped — I mean, I’ve just left +Cormac,” she said. “Under the mistletoe,” she added +in explanation, as Harry continued to look +questioningly at her. + + + +Page | 355 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Serves you right for coming with him,” he told her +severely. + + + +“I thought he’d annoy Ron most,” said Hermione +dispassionately. “I debated for a while about +Zacharias Smith, but I thought, on the whole — ” + +“ You considered Smith?” said Harry, revolted. + +“Yes, I did, and I’m starting to wish I’d chosen him, +McLaggen makes Grawp look a gentleman. Let’s go +this way, we’ll be able to see him coming, he’s so tall. + + + +The three of them made their way over to the other +side of the room, scooping up goblets of mead on the +way, realizing too late that Professor Trelawney was +standing there alone. + +“Hello,” said Luna politely to Professor Trelawney. + +“Good evening, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney, +focusing upon Luna with some difficulty. Harry could +smell cooking sherry again. “I haven’t seen you in my +classes lately. ...” + +“No, I’ve got Firenze this year,” said Luna. + +“Oh, of course,” said Professor Trelawney with an +angry, drunken titter. “Or Dobbin, as I prefer to think +of him. You would have thought, would you not, that +now I am returned to the school Professor +Dumbledore might have got rid of the horse? But no +... we share classes. ... It’s an insult, frankly, an +insult. Do you know ...” + +Professor Trelawney seemed too tipsy to have +recognized Harry. Under cover of her furious +criticisms of Firenze, Harry drew closer to Hermione + +Page | 356 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and said, “Let’s get something straight. Are you +planning to tell Ron that you interfered at Keeper +tryouts?” + +Hermione raised her eyebrows. “Do you really think +I’d stoop that low?” + +Harry looked at her shrewdly. “Hermione, if you can +ask out McLaggen — ” + +“There’s a difference,” said Hermione with dignity. + +“I’ve got no plans to tell Ron anything about what +might, or might not, have happened at Keeper +tryouts.” + +“Good,” said Harry fervently. “Because he’ll just fall +apart again, and we’ll lose the next match — ” + +“Quidditch!” said Hermione angrily. “Is that all boys +care about? Cormac hasn’t asked me one single +question about myself, no, I’ve just been treated to ‘A +Hundred Great Saves Made by Cormac McLaggen’ +nonstop ever since — oh no, here he comes!” + +She moved so fast it was as though she had +Disapparated; one moment she was there, the next, +she had squeezed between two guffawing witches and +vanished. + +“Seen Hermione?” asked McLaggen, forcing his way +through the throng a minute later. + +“No, sorry,” said Harry, and he turned quickly to join +in Luna’s conversation, forgetting for a split second to +whom she was talking. + +“Harry Potter!” said Professor Trelawney in deep, +vibrant tones, noticing him for the first time. + + + +Page | 357 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, hello,” said Harry unenthusiastically. + + + +“My dear boy!” she said in a very carrying whisper. +“The rumors! The stories! The Chosen One’! Of +course, I have known for a very long time. ... The +omens were never good, Harry. . . . But why have you +not returned to Divination? For you, of all people, the +subject is of the utmost importance!” + +“Ah, Sybill, we all think our subject’s most +important!” said a loud voice, and Slughorn appeared +at Professor Trelawney’s other side, his face very red, +his velvet hat a little askew, a glass of mead in one +hand and an enormous mince pie in the other. “But I +don’t think I’ve ever known such a natural at +Potions!” said Slughorn, regarding Harry with a fond, +if bloodshot, eye. “Instinctive, you know — like his +mother! I’ve only ever taught a few with this kind of +ability, I can tell you that, Sybill — why even Severus + + + +And to Harry’s horror, Slughorn threw out an arm +and seemed to scoop Snape out of thin air toward +them. + +“Stop skulking and come and join us, Severus!” +hiccuped Slughorn happily. “I was just talking about +Harry’s exceptional potion-making! Some credit must +go to you, of course, you taught him for five years!” + +Trapped, with Slughorn’s arm around his shoulders, +Snape looked down his hooked nose at Harry, his +black eyes narrowed. + +“Funny, I never had the impression that I managed to +teach Potter anything at all.” + +“Well, then, it’s natural ability!” shouted Slughorn. +“You should have seen what he gave me, first lesson, + +Page | 358 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Draught of Living Death — never had a student +produce finer on a first attempt, I don’t think even +you, Severus — ” + +“Really?” said Snape quietly, his eyes still boring into +Harry, who felt a certain disquiet. The last thing he +wanted was for Snape to start investigating the +source of his newfound brilliance at Potions. + +“Remind me what other subjects you’re taking, + +Harry?” asked Slughorn. + +“Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, +Transfiguration, Herbology ...” + +“All the subjects required, in short, for an Auror,” said +Snape, with the faintest sneer. + +“Yeah, well, that’s what I’d like to do,” said Harry +defiantly. + +“And a great one you’ll make too!” boomed Slughorn. + +“I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry,” said +Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. “The +Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought +everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down +the Ministry of Magic from within using a +combination of Dark Magic and gum disease.” + +Harry inhaled half his mead up his nose as he started +to laugh. Really, it had been worth bringing Luna just +for this. Emerging from his goblet, coughing, sopping +wet but still grinning, he saw something calculated to +raise his spirits even higher: Draco Malfoy being +dragged by the ear toward them by Argus Filch. + +“Professor Slughorn,” wheezed Filch, his jowls aquiver +and the maniacal light of mischief-detection in his + +Page | 359 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bulging eyes, “I discovered this boy lurking in an +upstairs corridor. He claims to have been invited to +your party and to have been delayed in setting out. + +Did you issue him with an invitation?” + +Malfoy pulled himself free of Filch ’s grip, looking +furious. + +“All right, I wasn’t invited!” he said angrily. “I was +trying to gatecrash, happy?” + +“No, I’m not!” said Filch, a statement at complete odds +with the glee on his face. “You’re in trouble, you are! +Didn’t the headmaster say that nighttime prowling’s +out, unless you’ve got permission, didn’t he, eh?” + +“That’s all right, Argus, that’s all right,” said +Slughorn, waving a hand. “It’s Christmas, and it’s not +a crime to want to come to a party. Just this once, +we’ll forget any punishment; you may stay, Draco.” + +Filch ’s expression of outraged disappointment was +perfectly predictable; but why, Harry wondered, +watching him, did Malfoy look almost equally +unhappy? And why was Snape looking at Malfoy as +though both angry and . . . was it possible? ... a little +afraid? + +But almost before Harry had registered what he had +seen, Filch had turned and shuffled away, muttering +under his breath; Malfoy had composed his face into +a smile and was thanking Slughorn for his generosity, +and Snape’s face was smoothly inscrutable again. + +“It’s nothing, nothing,” said Slughorn, waving away +Malfoy ’s thanks. “I did know your grandfather, after +all. ...” + + + +Page | 360 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He always spoke very highly of you, sir,” said Malfoy +quickly. “Said you were the best potion-maker he’d +ever known. ...” + +Harry stared at Malfoy. It was not the sucking-up that +intrigued him; he had watched Malfoy do that to +Snape for a long time. It was the fact that Malfoy did, +after all, look a little ill. This was the first time he had +seen Malfoy close up for ages; he now saw that Malfoy +had dark shadows under his eyes and a distinctly +grayish tinge to his skin. + +“I’d like a word with you, Draco,” said Snape +suddenly. + +“Oh, now, Severus,” said Slughorn, hiccuping again, +“it’s Christmas, don’t be too hard — ” + +“I’m his Head of House, and I shall decide how hard, +or otherwise, to be,” said Snape curtly. “Follow me, +Draco.” + +They left, Snape leading the way, Malfoy looking +resentful. Harry stood there for a moment, irresolute, +then said, “I’ll be back in a bit, Luna — er — +bathroom.” + +“All right,” she said cheerfully, and he thought he +heard her, as he hurried off into the crowd, resume +the subject of the Rotfang Conspiracy with Professor +Trelawney, who seemed sincerely interested. + +It was easy, once out of the party, to pull his +Invisibility Cloak out of his pocket and throw it over +himself, for the corridor was quite deserted. What was +more difficult was finding Snape and Malfoy. Harry +ran down the corridor, the noise of his feet masked by +the music and loud talk still issuing from Slughorn ’s +office behind him. Perhaps Snape had taken Malfoy to +Page | 361 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his office in the dungeons ... or perhaps he was +escorting him back to the Slytherin common room. ... +Harry pressed his ear against door after door as he +dashed down the corridor until, with a great jolt of +excitement, he crouched down to the keyhole of the +last classroom in the corridor and heard voices. + +"... cannot afford mistakes, Draco, because if you are +expelled — ” + +“I didn’t have anything to do with it, all right?” + +“I hope you are telling the truth, because it was both +clumsy and foolish. Already you are suspected of +having a hand in it.” + +“Who suspects me?” said Malfoy angrily. “For the last +time, I didn’t do it, okay? That Bell girl must’ve had +an enemy no one knows about — don’t look at me like +that! I know what you’re doing, I’m not stupid, but it +won’t work — I can stop you!” + +There was a pause and then Snape said quietly, “Ah +. . . Aunt Bellatrix has been teaching you Occlumency, + +I see. What thoughts are you trying to conceal from +your master, Draco?” + +“I’m not trying to conceal anything from him, I just +don’t want you butting in!” + +Harry pressed his ear still more closely against the +keyhole. ... What had happened to make Malfoy speak +to Snape like this — Snape, toward whom he had +always shown respect, even liking? + +“So that is why you have been avoiding me this term? +You have feared my interference? You realize that, +had anybody else failed to come to my office when I +had told them repeatedly to be there, Draco — ” + +Page | 362 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So put me in detention! Report me to Dumbledore!” +jeered Malfoy. + +There was another pause. Then Snape said, “You +know perfectly well that I do not wish to do either of +those things.” + +“You’d better stop telling me to come to your office +then!” + +“Listen to me,��� said Snape, his voice so low now that +Harry had to push his ear very hard against the +keyhole to hear. “I am trying to help you. I swore to +your mother I would protect you. I made the +Unbreakable Vow, Draco — ” + +“Looks like you 11 have to break it, then, because I +don’t need your protection! It’s my job, he gave it to +me and I’m doing it, I’ve got a plan and it’s going to +work, it’s just taking a bit longer than I thought it +would!” + +“What is your plan?” + +“It’s none of your business!” + +“If you tell me what you are trying to do, I can assist +you — ” + +“I’ve got all the assistance I need, thanks, I’m not +alone!” + +“You were certainly alone tonight, which was foolish +in the extreme, wandering the corridors without +lookouts or backup, these are elementary mistakes — + + + +“I would’ve had Crabbe and Goyle with me if you +hadn’t put them in detention!” + +Page | 363 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Keep your voice down!” spat Snape, for Malfoy’s voice +had risen excitedly. “If your friends Crabbe and Goyle +intend to pass their Defense Against the Dark Arts +O.W.L. this time around, they will need to work a +little harder than they are doing at pres — ” + +“What does it matter?” said Malfoy. “Defense Against +the Dark Arts — it’s all just a joke, isn’t it, an act? +Like any of us need protecting against the Dark Arts + + + +“It is an act that is crucial to success, Draco!” said +Snape. “Where do you think I would have been all +these years, if I had not known how to act? Now listen +to me! You are being incautious, wandering around at +night, getting yourself caught, and if you are placing +your reliance in assistants like Crabbe and Goyle — ” + +“They’re not the only ones, I’ve got other people on my +side, better people!” + +“Then why not confide in me, and I can — ” + +“I know what you’re up to! You want to steal my +glory!” + +There was another pause, then Snape said coldly, +“You are speaking like a child. I quite understand +that your father’s capture and imprisonment has +upset you, but — ” + +Harry had barely a second’s warning; he heard +Malfoy’s footsteps on the other side of the door and +flung himself out of the way just as it burst open; +Malfoy was striding away down the corridor, past the +open door of Slughorn’s office, around the distant +corner, and out of sight. + + + +Page | 364 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hardly daring to breathe, Harry remained crouched +down as Snape emerged slowly from the classroom. +His expression unfathomable, he returned to the +party. Harry remained on the floor, hidden beneath +the cloak, his mind racing. + + + +Page | 365 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +A VERY FROSTY CHRISTMAS + +“So Snape was offering to help him? He was definitely +offering to help him?” + +“If you ask that once more,” said Harry, “I’m going to +stick this sprout — ” + +“I’m only checking!” said Ron. They were standing +alone at the Burrow’s kitchen sink, peeling a +mountain of sprouts for Mrs. Weasley. Snow was +drifting past the window in front of them. + +“Yes, Snape was offering to help himl” said Harry. “He +said he’d promised Malfoy’s mother to protect him, +that he’d made an Unbreakable Oath or something — + + + +“An Unbreakable Vow?” said Ron, looking stunned. +“Nah, he can’t have. ... Are you sure?” + +“Yes, I’m sure,” said Harry. “Why, what does it +mean?” + + + +Page | 366 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow. ...” + +“I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough. +What happens if you break it, then?” + +“You die,” said Ron simply. “Fred and George tried to +get me to make one when I was about five. I nearly +did too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything +when Dad found us. He went mental,” said Ron, with +a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. “Only time I’ve ever +seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left +buttock has never been the same since.” + +“Yeah, well, passing over Fred’s left buttock — ” + +“I beg your pardon?” said Fred’s voice as the twins +entered the kitchen. + +“Aaah, George, look at this. They’re using knives and +everything. Bless them.” + +“I’ll be seventeen in two and a bit months’ time,” said +Ron grumpily, “and then I’ll be able to do it by magic!” + +“But meanwhile,” said George, sitting down at the +kitchen table and putting his feet up on it, “we can +enjoy watching you demonstrate the correct use of a +— whoops-a-daisy!” + +“You made me do that!” said Ron angrily, sucking his +cut thumb. “You wait, when I’m seventeen — ” + +“I’m sure you’ll dazzle us all with hitherto +unsuspected magical skills,” yawned Fred. + +“And speaking of hitherto unsuspected skills, + +Ronald,” said George, “what is this we hear from +Ginny about you and a young lady called — unless +our information is faulty — Lavender Brown?” + +Page | 367 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron turned a little pink, but did not look displeased +as he turned back to the sprouts. “Mind your own +business.” + +“What a snappy retort,” said Fred. “I really don’t know +how you think of them. No, what we wanted to know +was . . . how did it happen?” + +“What d’you mean?” + +“Did she have an accident or something?” + +“What?” + +“Well, how did she sustain such extensive brain +damage? Careful, now!” + +Mrs. Weasley entered the room just in time to see Ron +throw the sprout knife at Fred, who had turned it into +a paper airplane with one lazy flick of his wand. + +“Ronl” she said furiously. “Don’t you ever let me see +you throwing knives again!” + +“I won’t,” said Ron, “let you see,” he added under his +breath, as he turned back to the sprout mountain. + +“Fred, George, I’m sorry, dears, but Remus is arriving +tonight, so Bill will have to squeeze in with you two.” + +“No problem,” said George. + +“Then, as Charlie isn’t coming home, that just leaves +Harry and Ron in the attic, and if Fleur shares with +Ginny — ” + +“ — that’ll make Ginny’s Christmas — ” muttered Fred. + + + +Page | 368 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — everyone should be comfortable. Well, they’ll have +a bed, anyway,” said Mrs. Weasley, sounding slightly +harassed. + + + +“Percy definitely not showing his ugly face, then?” +asked Fred. + +Mrs. Weasley turned away before she answered. “No, +he’s busy, I expect, at the Ministry.” + +“Or he’s the world’s biggest prat,” said Fred, as Mrs. +Weasley left the kitchen. “One of the two. Well, let’s +get going, then, George.” + +“What are you two up to?” asked Ron. “Can’t you help +us with these sprouts? You could just use your wand +and then well be free too!” + +“No, I don’t think we can do that,” said Fred seriously. +“It’s very character-building stuff, learning to peel +sprouts without magic, makes you appreciate how +difficult it is for Muggles and Squibs — ” + +“ — and if you want people to help you, Ron,” added +George, throwing the paper airplane at him, “I +wouldn’t chuck knives at them. Just a little hint. +We’re off to the village, there’s a very pretty girl +working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks +are something marvelous ... almost like real magic. + + + +“Gits,” said Ron darkly, watching Fred and George +setting off across the snowy yard. “Would’ve only +taken them ten seconds and then we could’ve gone +too.” + +“I couldn’t,” said Harry. “I promised Dumbledore I +wouldn’t wander off while I’m staying here.” + +Page | 369 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yeah,” said Ron. He peeled a few more sprouts +and then said, “Are you going to tell Dumbledore what +you heard Snape and Malfoy saying to each other?” + +“Yep,” said Harry. “I’m going to tell anyone who can +put a stop to it, and Dumbledore’s top of the list. I +might have another word with your dad too.” + +“Pity you didn’t hear what Malfoy’s actually doing, +though.” + +“I couldn’t have done, could I? That was the whole +point, he was refusing to tell Snape.” + +There was silence for a moment or two, then Ron +said, “ ’Course, you know what they’ll all say? Dad +and Dumbledore and all of them? They’ll say Snape +isn’t really trying to help Malfoy, he was just trying to +find out what Malfoy’s up to.” + +“They didn’t hear him,” said Harry flatly. “No one’s +that good an actor, not even Snape.” + +“Yeah ... I’m just saying, though,” said Ron. + +Harry turned to face him, frowning. “You think I’m +right, though?” + +“Yeah, I do!” said Ron hastily. “Seriously, I do! But +they’re all convinced Snape’s in the Order, aren’t +they?” + +Harry said nothing. It had already occurred to him +that this would be the most likely objection to his new +evidence; he could hear Hermione now: Obviously, +Harry, he was pretending to offer help so he could trick +Malfoy into telling him what he’s doing. ... + + + +Page | 370 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +This was pure imagination, however, as he had had +no opportunity to tell Hermione what he had +overheard. She had disappeared from Slughorn’s +parry before he returned to it, or so he had been +informed by an irate McLaggen, and she had already +gone to bed by the time he returned to the common +room. As he and Ron had left for the Burrow early the +next day, he had barely had time to wish her a happy +Christmas and to tell her that he had some very +important news when they got back from the +holidays. He was not entirely sure that she had heard +him, though; Ron and Lavender had been saying a +thoroughly nonverbal good-bye just behind him at the +time. + +Still, even Hermione would not be able to deny one +thing: Malfoy was definitely up to something, and +Snape knew it, so Harry felt fully justified in saying “I +told you so,” which he had done several times to Ron +already. + +Harry did not get the chance to speak to Mr. Weasley, +who was working very long hours at the Ministry, +until Christmas Eve night. The Weasleys and their +guests were sitting in the living room, which Ginny +had decorated so lavishly that it was rather like +sitting in a paper-chain explosion. Fred, George, + +Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the +angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome +that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up +carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, +stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings +glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the +ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald +head like a potato and rather hairy feet. + +They were all supposed to be listening to a Christmas +broadcast by Mrs. Weasley’s favorite singer, Celestina +Warbeck, whose voice was warbling out of the large + +Page | 371 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wooden wireless set. Fleur, who seemed to find +Celestina very dull, was talking so loudly in the +corner that a scowling Mrs. Weasley kept pointing her +wand at the volume control, so that Celestina grew +louder and louder. Under cover of a particularly jazzy +number called “A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love,” +Fred and George started a game of Exploding Snap +with Ginny. Ron kept shooting Bill and Fleur covert +looks, as though hoping to pick up tips. Meanwhile, +Remus Lupin, who was thinner and more ragged- +looking than ever, was sitting beside the fire, staring +into its depths as though he could not hear +Celestina’s voice. + +Oh, come and stir my cauldron, + +And if you do it right, + +I’ll boil you up some hot strong love +To keep you warm tonight. + +“We danced to this when we were eighteen!” said Mrs. +Weasley, wiping her eyes on her knitting. “Do you +remember, Arthur?” + +“Mphf?” said Mr. Weasley, whose head had been +nodding over the satsuma he was peeling. “Oh yes . . . +marvelous tune ...” + +With an effort, he sat up a little straighter and looked +around at Harry, who was sitting next to him. + +“Sorry about this,” he said, jerking his head toward +the wireless as Celestina broke into the chorus. “Be +over soon.” + +“No problem,” said Harry, grinning. “Has it been busy +at the Ministry?” + +“Very,” said Mr. Weasley. “I wouldn’t mind if we were +getting anywhere, but of the three arrests we’ve made + +Page | 372 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in the last couple of months, I doubt that one of them +is a genuine Death Eater — only don’t repeat that, +Harry,” he added quickly, looking much more awake +all of a sudden. + +“They’re not still holding Stan Shunpike, are they?” +asked Harry. + +“I’m afraid so,” said Mr. Weasley. “I know +Dumbledore’s tried appealing directly to Scrimgeour +about Stan. ... I mean, anybody who has actually +interviewed him agrees that he’s about as much a +Death Eater as this satsuma . . . but the top levels +want to look as though they’re making some progress, +and ‘three arrests’ sounds better than ‘three mistaken +arrests and releases’... but again, this is all top +secret. ...” + +“I won’t say anything,” said Harry. He hesitated for a +moment, wondering how best to embark on what he +wanted to say; as he marshaled his thoughts, +Celestina Warbeck began a ballad called “You +Charmed the Heart Right Out of Me.” + +“Mr. Weasley, you know what I told you at the station +when we were setting off for school?” + +“I checked, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley at once. “I went +and searched the Malfoys’ house. There was nothing, +either broken or whole, that shouldn’t have been +there.” + +“Yeah, I know, I saw in the Prophet that you’d looked +... but this is something different. ... Well, something +more ...” + +And he told Mr. Weasley everything he had overheard +between Malfoy and Snape. As Harry spoke, he saw +Lupin’s head turn a little toward him, taking in every + +Page | 373 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +word. When he had finished, there was silence, except +for Celestina’s crooning. + +Oh, my poor heart, where has it gone? + +It’s left me for a spell . . . + +“Has it occurred to you, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, +“that Snape was simply pretending — ?” + +“Pretending to offer help, so that he could find out +what Malfoy’s up to?” said Harry quickly. “Yeah, I +thought you’d say that. But how do we know?” + +“It isn’t our business to know,” said Lupin +unexpectedly. He had turned his back on the fire now +and faced Harry across Mr. Weasley. “It’s +Dumbledore’s business. Dumbledore trusts Severus, +and that ought to be good enough for all of us.” + +“But,” said Harry, “just say — just say Dumbledore’s +wrong about Snape — ” + +“People have said it, many times. It comes down to +whether or not you trust Dumbledore’s judgment. I +do; therefore, I trust Severus.” + +“But Dumbledore can make mistakes,” argued Harry. +“He says it himself. And you” — he looked Lupin +straight in the eye — “do you honestly like Snape?” + +“I neither like nor dislike Severus,” said Lupin. “No, +Harry, I am speaking the truth,” he added, as Harry +pulled a skeptical expression. “We shall never be +bosom friends, perhaps; after all that happened +between James and Sirius and Severus, there is too +much bitterness there. But I do not forget that during +the year I taught at Hogwarts, Severus made the +Wolfsbane Potion for me every month, made it +Page | 374 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +perfectly, so that I did not have to suffer as I usually +do at the full moon.” + +“But he ‘accidentally’ let it slip that you’re a werewolf, +so you had to leave!” said Harry angrily. + +Lupin shrugged. “The news would have leaked out +anyway. We both know he wanted my job, but he +could have wreaked much worse damage on me by +tampering with the potion. He kept me healthy. I +must be grateful.” + +“Maybe he didn’t dare mess with the potion with +Dumbledore watching him!” said Harry. + +“You are determined to hate him, Harry,” said Lupin +with a faint smile. “And I understand; with James as +your father, with Sirius as your godfather, you have +inherited an old prejudice. By all means tell +Dumbledore what you have told Arthur and me, but +do not expect him to share your view of the matter; do +not even expect him to be surprised by what you tell +him. It might have been on Dumbledore’s orders that +Severus questioned Draco.” + +... and now you’ve torn it quite apart + +I’ll thank you to give back my heart! + +Celestina ended her song on a very long, high-pitched +note and loud applause issued out of the wireless, +which Mrs. Weasley joined in with enthusiastically. + +“Eez eet over?” said Fleur loudly. “Thank goodness, +what an ’orrible — ” + +“Shall we have a nightcap, then?” asked Mr. Weasley +loudly, leaping to his feet. “Who wants eggnog?” + + + +Page | 375 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What have you been up to lately?” Harry asked +Lupin, as Mr. Weasley bustled off to fetch the eggnog, +and everybody else stretched and broke into +conversation. + +“Oh, I’ve been underground,” said Lupin. “Almost +literally. That’s why I haven’t been able to write, + +Harry; sending letters to you would have been +something of a giveaway.” + +“What do you mean?” + +“I’ve been living among my fellows, my equals,” said +Lupin. “Werewolves,” he added, at Harry’s look of +incomprehension. “Nearly all of them are on +Voldemort’s side. Dumbledore wanted a spy and here +I was ... ready-made.” + +He sounded a little bitter, and perhaps realized it, for +he smiled more warmly as he went on, “I am not +complaining; it is necessary work and who can do it +better than I? However, it has been difficult gaining +their trust. I bear the unmistakable signs of having +tried to live among wizards, you see, whereas they +have shunned normal society and live on the margins, +stealing — and sometimes killing — to eat.” + +“How come they like Voldemort?” + +“They think that, under his rule, they will have a +better life,” said Lupin. “And it is hard to argue with +Grey back out there. ...” + +“Who’s Grey back?” + +“You haven’t heard of him?” Lupin’s hands closed +convulsively in his lap. “Fenrir Greyback is, perhaps, +the most savage werewolf alive today. He regards it as +his mission in life to bite and to contaminate as many + +Page | 376 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +people as possible; he wants to create enough +werewolves to overcome the wizards. Voldemort has +promised him prey in return for his services. + +Greyback specializes in children. ... Bite them young, +he says, and raise them away from their parents, +raise them to hate normal wizards. Voldemort has +threatened to unleash him upon people’s sons and +daughters; it is a threat that usually produces good +results.” + +Lupin paused and then said, “It was Greyback who +bit me.” + +“What?” said Harry, astonished. “When — when you +were a kid, you mean?” + +“Yes. My father had offended him. I did not know, for +a very long time, the identity of the werewolf who had +attacked me; I even felt pity for him, thinking that he +had had no control, knowing by then how it felt to +transform. But Greyback is not like that. At the full +moon, he positions himself close to victims, ensuring +that he is near enough to strike. He plans it all. And +this is the man Voldemort is using to marshal the +werewolves. I cannot pretend that my particular +brand of reasoned argument is making much +headway against Greyback’s insistence that we +werewolves deserve blood, that we ought to revenge +ourselves on normal people.” + +“But you are normal!” said Harry fiercely. “You’ve just +got a — a problem — ” + +Lupin burst out laughing. “Sometimes you remind me +a lot of James. He called it my ‘furry little problem’ in +company. Many people were under the impression +that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.” + + + +Page | 377 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He accepted a glass of eggnog from Mr. Weasley with +a word of thanks, looking slightly more cheerful. +Harry, meanwhile, felt a rush of excitement: This last +mention of his father had reminded him that there +was something he had been looking forward to asking +Lupin. + +“Have you ever heard of someone called the Half- +Blood Prince?” + +“The Half-Blood what?” + +“Prince,” said Harry, watching him closely for signs of +recognition. + +“There are no Wizarding princes,” said Lupin, now +smiling. “Is this a title you’re thinking of adopting? I +should have thought being ‘the Chosen One’ would be +enough.” + +“It’s nothing to do with me!” said Harry indignantly. +“The Half-Blood Prince is someone who used to go to +Hogwarts, I’ve got his old Potions book. He wrote +spells all over it, spells he invented. One of them was +Levicorpus — ” + +“Oh, that one had a great vogue during my time at +Hogwarts,” said Lupin reminiscently. “There were a +few months in my fifth year when you couldn’t move +for being hoisted into the air by your ankle.” + +“My dad used it,” said Harry. “I saw him in the +Pensieve, he used it on Snape.” + +He tried to sound casual, as though this was a +throwaway comment of no real importance, but he +was not sure he had achieved the right effect; Lupin’s +smile was a little too understanding. + + + +Page | 378 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” he said, “but he wasn’t the only one. As I say, it +was very popular. ... You know how these spells come +and go. ...” + +“But it sounds like it was invented while you were at +school,” Harry persisted. + +“Not necessarily,” said Lupin. “Jinxes go in and out of +fashion like everything else.” + +He looked into Harry’s face and then said quietly, +“James was a pureblood, Harry, and I promise you, +he never asked us to call him ‘Prince.’ ” + +Abandoning pretense, Harry said, “And it wasn’t +Sirius? Or you?” + +“Definitely not.” + +“Oh.” Harry stared into the fire. “I just thought — +well, he’s helped me out a lot in Potions classes, the +Prince has.” + +“How old is this book, Harry?” + +“I dunno, I’ve never checked.” + +“Well, perhaps that will give you some clue as to when +the Prince was at Hogwarts,” said Lupin. + +Shortly after this, Fleur decided to imitate Celestina +singing “A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love,” which +was taken by everyone, once they had glimpsed Mrs. +Weasley’s expression, to be the cue to go to bed. + +Harry and Ron climbed all the way up to Ron’s attic +bedroom, where a camp bed had been added for +Harry. + + + +Page | 379 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron fell asleep almost immediately, but Harry delved +into his trunk and pulled out his copy of Advanced +Potion-Making before getting into bed. There he turned +its pages, searching, until he finally found, at the +front of the book, the date that it had been published. +It was nearly fifty years old. Neither his father, nor his +father’s friends, had been at Hogwarts fifty years ago. +Feeling disappointed, Harry threw the book back into +his trunk, turned off the lamp, and rolled over, +thinking of werewolves and Snape, Stan Shunpike +and the Half-Blood Prince, and finally falling into an +uneasy sleep full of creeping shadows and the cries of +bitten children. ... + +“She’s got to be joking. ...” + +Harry woke with a start to find a bulging stocking +lying over the end of his bed. He put on his glasses +and looked around; the tiny window was almost +completely obscured with snow and, in front of it, Ron +was sitting bolt upright in bed and examining what +appeared to be a thick gold chain. + +“What’s that?” asked Harry. + +“It’s from Lavender,” said Ron, sounding revolted. + +“She can’t honestly think I’d wear ...” + +Harry looked more closely and let out a shout of +laughter. Dangling from the chain in large gold letters +were the words: + +My Sweetheart + +“Nice,” he said. “Classy. You should definitely wear it +in front of Fred and George.” + + + +Page | 380 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If you tell them,” said Ron, shoving the necklace out +of sight under his pillow, “I — I — 111 — ” + +“Stutter at me?” said Harry, grinning. “Come on, +would I?” + +“How could she think I’d like something like that, +though?” Ron demanded of thin air, looking rather +shocked. + +“Well, think back,” said Harry. “Have you ever let it +slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words +‘My Sweetheart’ round your neck?” + +“Well ... we don’t really talk much,” said Ron. “It’s +mainly ...” + +“Snogging,” said Harry. + +“Well, yeah,” said Ron. He hesitated a moment, then +said, “Is Hermione really going out with McLaggen?” + +“I dunno,” said Harry. “They were at Slughorn’s party +together, but I don’t think it went that well.” + +Ron looked slightly more cheerful as he delved deeper +into his stocking. + +Harry’s presents included a sweater with a large +Golden Snitch worked onto the front, hand-knitted by +Mrs. Weasley, a large box of Weasleys’ Wizard +Wheezes products from the twins, and a slightly +damp, moldy-smelling package that came with a label +reading TO MASTER, FROM KREACHER. + +Harry stared at it. “D’you reckon this is safe to open?” +he asked. + + + +Page | 381 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Can’t be anything dangerous, all our mail’s still +being searched at the Ministry,” replied Ron, though +he was eyeing the parcel suspiciously. + +“I didn’t think of giving Kreacher anything. Do people +usually give their house-elves Christmas presents?” +asked Harry, prodding the parcel cautiously. + +“Hermione would,” said Ron. “But let’s wait and see +what it is before you start feeling guilty.” + +A moment later, Harry had given a loud yell and leapt +out of his camp bed; the package contained a large +number of maggots. + +“Nice,” said Ron, roaring with laughter. “Very +thoughtful.” + +“I’d rather have them than that necklace,” said Harry, +which sobered Ron up at once. + +Everybody was wearing new sweaters when they all +sat down for Christmas lunch, everyone except Fleur +(on whom, it appeared, Mrs. Weasley had not wanted +to waste one) and Mrs. Weasley herself, who was +sporting a brand-new midnight blue witch’s hat +glittering with what looked like tiny starlike +diamonds, and a spectacular golden necklace. + +“Fred and George gave them to me! Aren’t they +beautiful?” + +“Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, +Mum, now we’re washing our own socks,” said +George, waving an airy hand. “Parsnips, Remus?” + +“Harry, you’ve got a maggot in your hair,” said Ginny +cheerfully, leaning across the table to pick it out; + + + +Page | 382 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry felt goose bumps erupt up his neck that had +nothing to do with the maggot. + +“ ’Ow ’orrible,” said Fleur, with an affected little +shudder. + +“Yes, isn’t it?” said Ron. “Gravy, Fleur?” + +In his eagerness to help her, he knocked the gravy +boat flying; Bill waved his wand and the gravy soared +up in the air and returned meekly to the boat. + +“You are as bad as zat Tonks,” said Fleur to Ron, +when she had finished kissing Bill in thanks. “She is +always knocking — ” + +“I invited dear Tonks to come along today,” said Mrs. +Weasley, setting down the carrots with unnecessary +force and glaring at Fleur. “But she wouldn’t come. +Have you spoken to her lately, Remus?” + +“No, I haven’t been in contact with anybody very +much,” said Lupin. “But Tonks has got her own +family to go to, hasn’t she?” + +“Hmmm,” said Mrs. Weasley. “Maybe. I got the +impression she was planning to spend Christmas +alone, actually.” + +She gave Lupin an annoyed look, as though it was all +his fault she was getting Fleur for a daughter-in-law +instead of Tonks, but Harry, glancing across at Fleur, +who was now feeding Bill bits of turkey off her own +fork, thought that Mrs. Weasley was fighting a long- +lost battle. He was, however, reminded of a question +he had with regard to Tonks, and who better to ask +than Lupin, the man who knew all about Patronuses? + + + +Page | 383 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tonks’s Patronus has changed its form,” he told him. +“Snape said so anyway. I didn’t know that could +happen. Why would your Patronus change?” + +Lupin took his time chewing his turkey and +swallowing before saying slowly, “Sometimes ... a +great shock ... an emotional upheaval ...” + +“It looked big, and it had four legs,” said Harry, +struck by a sudden thought and lowering his voice. +“Hey ... it couldn’t be — ?” + +“Arthur!” said Mrs. Weasley suddenly. She had risen +from her chair; her hand was pressed over her heart +and she was staring out of the kitchen window. +“Arthur — it’s Percy!” + +“What?” + +Mr. Weasley looked around. Everybody looked quickly +at the window; Ginny stood up for a better look. + +There, sure enough, was Percy Weasley, striding +across the snowy yard, his horn-rimmed glasses +glinting in the sunlight. He was not, however, alone. + +“Arthur, he’s — he’s with the Minister!” + +And sure enough, the man Harry had seen in the +Daily Prophet was following along in Percy’s wake, +limping slightly, his mane of graying hair and his +black cloak flecked with snow. Before any of them +could say anything, before Mr. and Mrs. Weasley +could do more than exchange stunned looks, the back +door opened and there stood Percy. + +There was a moment’s painful silence. Then Percy +said rather stiffly, “Merry Christmas, Mother.” + + + +Page | 384 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, Percy\” said Mrs. Weasley, and she threw herself +into his arms. + + + +Rufus Scrimgeour paused in the doorway, leaning on +his walking stick and smiling as he observed this +affecting scene. + +“You must forgive this intrusion,” he said, when Mrs. +Weasley looked around at him, beaming and wiping +her eyes. “Percy and I were in the vicinity — working, +you know — and he couldn’t resist dropping in and +seeing you all.” + +But Percy showed no sign of wanting to greet any of +the rest of the family. He stood, poker-straight and +awkward-looking, and stared over everybody else’s +heads. Mr. Weasley, Fred, and George were all +observing him, stony-faced. + +“Please, come in, sit down, Minister!” fluttered Mrs. +Weasley, straightening her hat. “Have a little purkey, +or some tooding. ... I mean — ” + +“No, no, my dear Molly,” said Scrimgeour. Harry +guessed that he had checked her name with Percy +before they entered the house. “I don’t want to +intrude, wouldn’t be here at all if Percy hadn’t wanted +to see you all so badly. ...” + +“Oh, Perce!” said Mrs. Weasley tearfully, reaching up +to kiss him. + +"... We’ve only looked in for five minutes, so I’ll have a +stroll around the yard while you catch up with Percy. +No, no, I assure you I don’t want to butt in! Well, if +anybody cared to show me your charming garden . . . +Ah, that young man’s finished, why doesn’t he take a +stroll with me?” + +Page | 385 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The atmosphere around the table changed +perceptibly. Everybody looked from Scrimgeour to +Harry. Nobody seemed to find Scrimgeour s pretense +that he did not know Harry’s name convincing, or find +it natural that he should be chosen to accompany the +Minister around the garden when Ginny, Fleur, and +George also had clean plates. + +“Yeah, all right,” said Harry into the silence. + +He was not fooled; for all Scrimgeour’s talk that they +had just been in the area, that Percy wanted to look +up his family, this must be the real reason that they +had come, so that Scrimgeour could speak to Harry +alone. + +“It’s fine,” he said quietly, as he passed Lupin, who +had half risen from his chair. “Fine,” he added, as Mr. +Weasley opened his mouth to speak. + +“Wonderful!” said Scrimgeour, standing back to let +Harry pass through the door ahead of him. “We’ll just +take a turn around the garden, and Percy and I’ll be +off. Carry on, everyone!” + +Harry walked across the yard toward the Weasleys’ +overgrown, snow-covered garden, Scrimgeour limping +slightly at his side. He had, Harry knew, been Head of +the Auror office; he looked tough and battle-scarred, +very different from portly Fudge in his bowler hat. + +“Charming,” said Scrimgeour, stopping at the garden +fence and looking out over the snowy lawn and the +indistinguishable plants. “Charming.” + +Harry said nothing. He could tell that Scrimgeour was +watching him. + + + +Page | 386 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ve wanted to meet you for a very long time,” said +Scrimgeour, after a few moments. “Did you know +that?” + +“No,” said Harry truthfully. + +“Oh yes, for a very long time. But Dumbledore has +been very protective of you,” said Scrimgeour. +“Natural, of course, natural, after what you’ve been +through. ... Especially what happened at the Ministry + + + +He waited for Harry to say something, but Harry did +not oblige, so he went on, “I have been hoping for an +occasion to talk to you ever since I gained office, but +Dumbledore has — most understandably, as I say — +prevented this.” + +Still, Harry said nothing, waiting. + +“The rumors that have flown around!” said +Scrimgeour. “Well, of course, we both know how these +stories get distorted ... all these whispers of a +prophecy ... of you being ‘the Chosen One’...” + +They were getting near it now, Harry thought, the +reason Scrimgeour was here. + +"... I assume that Dumbledore has discussed these +matters with you?” + +Harry deliberated, wondering whether he ought to lie +or not. He looked at the little gnome prints all around +the flowerbeds, and the scuffed-up patch that marked +the spot where Fred had caught the gnome now +wearing the tutu at the top of the Christmas tree. +Finally, he decided on the truth ... or a bit of it. + +“Yeah, we’ve discussed it.” + +Page | 387 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Have you, have you ...” said Scrimgeour. Harry could +see, out of the corner of his eye, Scrimgeour squinting +at him, so he pretended to be very interested in a +gnome that had just poked its head out from +underneath a frozen rhododendron. “And what has +Dumbledore told you, Harry?” + +“Sorry, but that’s between us,” said Harry. He kept +his voice as pleasant as he could, and Scrimgeour’s +tone, too, was light and friendly as he said, “Oh, of +course, if it’s a question of confidences, I wouldn’t +want you to divulge ... no, no ... and in any case, does +it really matter whether you are ‘the Chosen One’ or +not?” ” + +Harry had to mull that one over for a few seconds +before responding. “I don’t really know what you +mean, Minister.” + +“Well, of course, to you it will matter enormously,” +said Scrimgeour with a laugh. “But to the Wizarding +community at large ... it’s all perception, isn’t it? It’s +what people believe that’s important.” + +Harry said nothing. He thought he saw, dimly, where +they were heading, but he was not going to help +Scrimgeour get there. The gnome under the +rhododendron was now digging for worms at its roots, +and Harry kept his eyes fixed upon it. + +“People believe you are ‘the Chosen One,’ you see,” +said Scrimgeour. “They think you quite the hero — +which, of course, you are, Harry, chosen or not! How +many times have you faced He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Named now? Well, anyway,” he pressed on, without +waiting for a reply, “the point is, you are a symbol of +hope for many, Harry. The idea that there is +somebody out there who might be able, who might +even be destined, to destroy He-Who-Must-Not-Be- +Page | 388 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Named — well, naturally, it gives people a lift. And I +can’t help but feel that, once you realize this, you +might consider it, well, almost a duty, to stand +alongside the Ministry, and give everyone a boost.” + +The gnome had just managed to get hold of a worm. It +was now tugging very hard on it, trying to get it out of +the frozen ground. Harry was silent so long that +Scrimgeour said, looking from Harry to the gnome, +“Funny little chaps, aren’t they? But what say you, +Harry?” + +“I don’t exactly understand what you want,” said +Harry slowly. “ ‘Stand alongside the Ministry’ ... What +does that mean?” + +“Oh, well, nothing at all onerous, I assure you,” said +Scrimgeour. “If you were to be seen popping in and +out of the Ministry from time to time, for instance, +that would give the right impression. And of course, +while you were there, you would have ample +opportunity to speak to Gawain Robards, my +successor as Head of the Auror office. Dolores +Umbridge has told me that you cherish an ambition +to become an Auror. Well, that could be arranged very +easily. ...” + +Harry felt anger bubbling in the pit of his stomach: So +Dolores Umbridge was still at the Ministry, was she? + +“So basically,” he said, as though he just wanted to +clarify a few points, “you’d like to give the impression +that I’m working for the Ministry?” + +“It would give everyone a lift to think you were more +involved, Harry,” said Scrimgeour, sounding relieved +that Harry had cottoned on so quickly. “ The Chosen +One,’ you know ... It’s all about giving people hope, +the feeling that exciting things are happening. ...” +Page | 389 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But if I keep running in and out of the Ministry,” +said Harry, still endeavoring to keep his voice friendly, +“won’t that seem as though I approve of what the +Ministry’s up to?” + +“Well,” said Scrimgeour, frowning slightly, “well, yes, +that’s partly why we’d like — ” + +“No, I don’t think that’ll work,” said Harry pleasantly. +“You see, I don’t like some of the things the Ministry’s +doing. Locking up Stan Shunpike, for instance.” + +Scrimgeour did not speak for a moment but his +expression hardened instantly. “I would not expect +you to understand,” he said, and he was not as +successful at keeping anger out of his voice as Harry +had been. “These are dangerous times, and certain +measures need to be taken. You are sixteen years old + + + +“Dumbledore’s a lot older than sixteen, and he doesn’t +think Stan should be in Azkaban either,” said Harry. +“You’re making Stan a scapegoat, just like you want +to make me a mascot.” + +They looked at each other, long and hard. Finally +Scrimgeour said, with no pretense at warmth, “I see. +You prefer — like your hero, Dumbledore — to +disassociate yourself from the Ministry?” + +“I don’t want to be used,” said Harry. + +“Some would say it’s your duty to be used by the +Ministry!” + +“Yeah, and others might say it’s your duty to check +that people really are Death Eaters before you chuck +them in prison,” said Harry, his temper rising now. +“You’re doing what Barty Crouch did. You never get it + +Page | 390 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +right, you people, do you? Either we’ve got Fudge, +pretending everything’s lovely while people get +murdered right under his nose, or we’ve got you, +chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to +pretend you’ve got ‘the Chosen One’ working for you!” + +“So you’re not ‘the Chosen One’?” said Scrimgeour. + +“I thought you said it didn’t matter either way?” said +Harry, with a bitter laugh. “Not to you anyway.” + +“I shouldn’t have said that,” said Scrimgeour quickly. +“It was tactless — ” + +“No, it was honest,” said Harry. “One of the only +honest things you’ve said to me. You don’t care +whether I live or die, but you do care that I help you +convince everyone you’re winning the war against +Voldemort. I haven’t forgotten, Minister. ...” + +He raised his right fist. There, shining white on the +back of his cold hand, were the scars which Dolores +Umbridge had forced him to carve into his own flesh: / +must not tell lies. + +“I don’t remember you rushing to my defense when I +was trying to tell everyone Voldemort was back. The +Ministry wasn’t so keen to be pals last year.” + +They stood in silence as icy as the ground beneath +their feet. The gnome had finally managed to extricate +his worm and was now sucking on it happily, leaning +against the bottommost branches of the +rhododendron bush. + +“What is Dumbledore up to?” said Scrimgeour +brusquely. “Where does he go when he is absent from +Hogwarts?” + + + +Page | 391 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No idea,” said Harry. + +“And you wouldn’t tell me if you knew,” said +Scrimgeour, “would you?” + +“No, I wouldn’t,” said Harry. + +“Well, then, I shall have to see whether I can’t find out +by other means.” + +“You can try,” said Harry indifferently. “But you seem +cleverer than Fudge, so I’d have thought you’d have +learned from his mistakes. He tried interfering at +Hogwarts. You might have noticed he’s not Minister +anymore, but Dumbledore’s still headmaster. I’d leave +Dumbledore alone, if I were you.” + +There was a long pause. + +“Well, it is clear to me that he has done a very good +job on you,” said Scrimgeour, his eyes cold and hard +behind his wire-rimmed glasses. “Dumbledore’s man +through and through, aren’t you, Potter?” + +“Yeah, I am,” said Harry. “Glad we straightened that +out.” + +And turning his back on the Minister of Magic, he +strode back toward the house. + + + +Page | 392 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +A SLUGGISH MEMORY + +Late in the afternoon, a few days after New Year, +Harry, Ron, and Ginny lined up beside the kitchen +fire to return to Hogwarts. The Ministry had arranged +this one-off connection to the Floo Network to return +students quickly and safely to the school. Only Mrs. +Weasley was there to say good-bye, as Mr. Weasley, +Fred, George, Bill, and Fleur were all at work. Mrs. +Weasley dissolved into tears at the moment of parting. +Admittedly, it took very little to set her off lately; she +had been crying on and off ever since Percy had +stormed from the house on Christmas Day with his +glasses splattered with mashed parsnip (for which +Fred, George, and Ginny all claimed credit). + +“Don’t cry, Mum,” said Ginny, patting her on the back +as Mrs. Weasley sobbed into her shoulder. “It’s okay. + + + +“Yeah, don’t worry about us,” said Ron, permitting his +mother to plant a very wet kiss on his cheek, “or + + + +Page | 393 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +about Percy. He’s such a prat, it’s not really a loss, is +it?” + + + +Mrs. Weasley sobbed harder than ever as she +enfolded Harry in her arms. + +“Promise me you’ll look after yourself. ... Stay out of +trouble. ...” + +“I always do, Mrs. Weasley,” said Harry. “I like a quiet +life, you know me.” + +She gave a watery chuckle and stood back. “Be good, +then, all of you. ...” + +Harry stepped into the emerald fire and shouted +“Hogwarts!” He had one last fleeting view of the +Weasleys’ kitchen and Mrs. Weasley’s tearful face +before the flames engulfed him; spinning very fast, he +caught blurred glimpses of other Wizarding rooms, +which were whipped out of sight before he could get a +proper look; then he was slowing down, finally +stopping squarely in the fireplace in Professor +McGonagall’s office. She barely glanced up from her +work as he clambered out over the grate. + +“Evening, Potter. Try not to get too much ash on the +carpet.” + +“No, Professor.” + +Harry straightened his glasses and flattened his hair +as Ron came spinning into view. When Ginny had +arrived, all three of them trooped out of McGonagall’s +office and off toward Gryffindor Tower. Harry glanced +out of the corridor windows as they passed; the sun +was already sinking over grounds carpeted in deeper +snow than had lain over the Burrow garden. In the + + + +Page | 394 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +distance, he could see Hagrid feeding Buckbeak in +front of his cabin. + + + +“Baubles,” said Ron confidently, when they reached +the Fat Lady, who was looking rather paler than +usual and winced at his loud voice. + +“No,” she said. + +“What d’you mean, ‘no’?” + +“There is a new password,” she said. “And please +don’t shout.” + +“But we’ve been away, how’re we supposed to — ?” +“Harry! Ginny!” + +Hermione was hurrying toward them, very pink-faced +and wearing a cloak, hat, and gloves. + +“I got back a couple of hours ago, I’ve just been down +to visit Hagrid and Buck — I mean Witherwings,” she +said breathlessly. “Did you have a good Christmas?” + +“Yeah,” said Ron at once, “pretty eventful, Rufus +Scrim — ” + +“I’ve got something for you, Harry,” said Hermione, +neither looking at Ron nor giving any sign that she +had heard him. “Oh, hang on — password. +Abstinence.” + +“Precisely,” said the Fat Lady in a feeble voice, and +swung forward to reveal the portrait hole. + +“What’s up with her?” asked Harry. + + + +Page | 395 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Overindulged over Christmas, apparently,” said +Hermione, rolling her eyes as she led the way into the +packed common room. “She and her friend Violet +drank their way through all the wine in that picture of +drunk monks down by the Charms corridor. Anyway + + + +She rummaged in her pocket for a moment, then +pulled out a scroll of parchment with Dumbledore’s +writing on it. + +“Great,” said Harry, unrolling it at once to discover +that his next lesson with Dumbledore was scheduled +for the following night. “I’ve got loads to tell him — +and you. Let’s sit down — ” + +But at that moment there was a loud squeal of “Won- +Won!” and Lavender Brown came hurtling out of +nowhere and flung herself into Ron’s arms. Several +onlookers sniggered; Hermione gave a tinkling laugh +and said, “There’s a table over here. ... Coming, +Ginny?” + +“No, thanks, I said I’d meet Dean,” said Ginny, +though Harry could not help noticing that she did not +sound very enthusiastic. Leaving Ron and Lavender +locked in a kind of vertical wrestling match, Harry led +Hermione over to the spare table. + +“So how was your Christmas?” + +“Oh, fine,” she shrugged. “Nothing special. How was it +at Won-Won’s?” + +“I’ll tell you in a minute,” said Harry. “Look, + +Hermione, can’t you — ?” + +“No, I can’t,” she said flatly. “So don’t even ask.” + + + +Page | 396 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I thought maybe, you know, over Christmas — ” + + + +“It was the Fat Lady who drank a vat of five-hundred- +year- old wine, Harry, not me. So what was this +important news you wanted to tell me?” + +She looked too fierce to argue with at that moment, so +Harry dropped the subject of Ron and recounted all +that he had overheard between Malfoy and Snape. +When he had finished, Hermione sat in thought for a +moment and then said, “Don’t you think — ?” + +“ — he was pretending to offer help so that he could +trick Malfoy into telling him what he’s doing?” + +“Well, yes,” said Hermione. + +“Ron’s dad and Lupin think so,” Harry said +grudgingly. “But this definitely proves Malfoy’s +planning something, you can’t deny that.” + +“No, I can’t,” she answered slowly. + +“And he’s acting on Voldemort’s orders, just like I +said!” + +“Hmm . . . did either of them actually mention +Voldemort’s name?” + +Harry frowned, trying to remember. “I’m not sure ... +Snape definitely said your master,’ and who else +would that be?” + +“I don’t know,” said Hermione, biting her lip. “Maybe +his father?” + +She stared across the room, apparently lost in +thought, not even noticing Lavender tickling Ron. +“How’s Lupin?” + +Page | 397 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Not great,” said Harry, and he told her all about +Lupin’s mission among the werewolves and the +difficulties he was facing. “Have you heard of this +Fenrir Grey back?” + +“Yes, I have!” said Hermione, sounding startled. “And +so have you, Harry!” + +“When, History of Magic? You know full well I never +listened ...” + +“No, no, not History of Magic — Malfoy threatened +Borgin with him!” said Hermione. “Back in Knockturn +Alley, don’t you remember? He told Borgin that +Grey back was an old family friend and that he’d be +checking up on Borgin’s progress!” + +Harry gaped at her. “I forgot! But this proves Malfoy’s +a Death Eater, how else could he be in contact with +Greyback and telling him what to do?” + +“It is pretty suspicious,” breathed Hermione. “Unless + + + +“Oh, come on,” said Harry in exasperation, “you can’t +get round this one!” + +“Well ... there is the possibility it was an empty +threat.” + +“You’re unbelievable, you are,” said Harry, shaking +his head. “We’ll see who’s right. ... You’ll be eating +your words, Hermione, just like the Ministry. Oh +yeah, I had a row with Rufus Scrimgeour as well. ...” + +And the rest of the evening passed amicably with both +of them abusing the Minister of Magic, for Hermione, +like Ron, thought that after all the Ministry had put + + + +Page | 398 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry through the previous year, they had a great +deal of nerve asking him for help now. + +The new term started next morning with a pleasant +surprise for the sixth years: a large sign had been +pinned to the common room notice boards overnight. + +APPARITION LESSONS + +If you are seventeen years of age, or will turn +seventeen on or before the 31st August next, you are +eligible for a twelve-week course of Apparition Lessons +from a Ministry of Magic Apparition instructor. Please +sign below if you would like to participate. Cost: 12 +Galleons. + +Harry and Ron joined the crowd that was jostling +around the notice and taking it in turns to write their +names at the bottom. Ron was just taking out his +quill to sign after Hermione when Lavender crept up +behind him, slipped her hands over his eyes, and +trilled, “Guess who, Won-Won?” Harry turned to see +Hermione stalking off; he caught up with her, having +no wish to stay behind with Ron and Lavender, but to +his surprise, Ron caught up with them only a little +way beyond the portrait hole, his ears bright red and +his expression disgruntled. Without a word, Hermione +sped up to walk with Neville. + +“So — Apparition,” said Ron, his tone making it +perfectly plain that Harry was not to mention what +had just happened. “Should be a laugh, eh?” + +“I dunno,” said Harry. “Maybe it’s better when you do +it yourself, I didn’t enjoy it much when Dumbledore +took me along for the ride.” + + + +Page | 399 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I forgot you’d already done it. ... I’d better pass my +test first time,” said Ron, looking anxious. “Fred and +George did.” + +“Charlie failed, though, didn’t he?” + +“Yeah, but Charlie’s bigger than me” — Ron held his +arms out from his body as though he was a gorilla — +“so Fred and George didn’t go on about it much ... not +to his face anyway ...” + +“When can we take the actual test?” + +“Soon as we’re seventeen. That’s only March for me!” + +“Yeah, but you wouldn’t be able to Apparate in here, +not in the castle ...” + +“Not the point, is it? Everyone would know I could +Apparate if I wanted.” + +Ron was not the only one to be excited at the prospect +of Apparition. All that day there was much talk about +the forthcoming lessons; a great deal of store was set +by being able to vanish and reappear at will. + +“How cool will it be when we can just — ” Seamus +clicked his fingers to indicate disappearance. “Me +cousin Fergus does it just to annoy me, you wait till I +can do it back ... He’ll never have another peaceful +moment. ...” + +Lost in visions of this happy prospect, he flicked his +wand a little too enthusiastically, so that instead of +producing the fountain of pure water that was the +object of today’s Charms lesson, he let out a hoselike +jet that ricocheted off the ceiling and knocked +Professor Flitwick flat on his face. + + + +Page | 400 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry’s already Apparated,” Ron told a slightly +abashed Seamus, after Professor Flitwick had dried +himself off with a wave of his wand and set Seamus +lines: “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a +stick.” “Dum — er — someone took him. Side-Along- +Apparition, you know.” + +“Whoa!” whispered Seamus, and he, Dean, and +Neville put their heads a little closer to hear what +Apparition felt like. For the rest of the day, Harry was +besieged with requests from the other sixth years to +describe the sensation of Apparition. All of them +seemed awed, rather than put off, when he told them +how uncomfortable it was, and he was still answering +detailed questions at ten to eight that evening, when +he was forced to lie and say that he needed to return +a book to the library, so as to escape in time for his +lesson with Dumbledore. + +The lamps in Dumbledore ’s office were lit, the +portraits of previous headmasters were snoring gently +in their frames, and the Pensieve was ready upon the +desk once more. Dumbledore ’s hands lay on either +side of it, the right one as blackened and burnt- +looking as ever. It did not seem to have healed at all +and Harry wondered, for perhaps the hundredth time, +what had caused such a distinctive injury, but did +not ask; Dumbledore had said that he would know +eventually and there was, in any case, another +subject he wanted to discuss. But before Harry could +say anything about Snape and Malfoy, Dumbledore +spoke. + +“I hear that you met the Minister of Magic over +Christmas?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “He’s not very happy with me.” + + + +Page | 401 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” sighed Dumbledore. “He is not very happy with +me either. We must try not to sink beneath our +anguish, Harry, but battle on.” + +Harry grinned. + +“He wanted me to tell the Wizarding community that +the Ministry’s doing a wonderful job.” + +Dumbledore smiled. + +“It was Fudge’s idea originally, you know. During his +last days in office, when he was trying desperately to +cling to his post, he sought a meeting with you, +hoping that you would give him your support — ” + +“After everything Fudge did last year?” said Harry +angrily. “After Umbridge?” + +“I told Cornelius there was no chance of it, but the +idea did not die when he left office. Within hours of +Scrimgeour’s appointment we met and he demanded +that I arrange a meeting with you — ” + +“So that’s why you argued!” Harry blurted out. “It was +in the Daily Prophet” + +“The Prophet is bound to report the truth +occasionally,” said Dumbledore, “if only accidentally. +Yes, that was why we argued. Well, it appears that +Rufus found a way to corner you at last.” + +“He accused me of being ‘Dumbledore ’s man through +and through.’ ” + +“How very rude of him.” + +“I told him I was.” + + + +Page | 402 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then +closed it again. Behind Harry, Fawkes the phoenix let +out a low, soft, musical cry. To Harry’s intense +embarrassment, he suddenly realized that +Dumbledore ’s bright blue eyes looked rather watery, +and stared hastily at his own knees. When +Dumbledore spoke, however, his voice was quite +steady. + +“I am very touched, Harry.” + +“Scrimgeour wanted to know where you go when +you’re not at Hogwarts,” said Harry, still looking +fixedly at his knees. + +“Yes, he is very nosy about that,” said Dumbledore, +now sounding cheerful, and Harry thought it safe to +look up again. “He has even attempted to have me +followed. Amusing, really. He set Dawlish to tail me. It +wasn’t kind. I have already been forced to jinx +Dawlish once; I did it again with the greatest regret.” + +“So they still don’t know where you go?” asked Harry, +hoping for more information on this intriguing +subject, but Dumbledore merely smiled over the top +of his half-moon spectacles. + +“No, they don’t, and the time is not quite right for you +to know either. Now, I suggest we press on, unless +there’s anything else — ?” + +“There is, actually, sir,” said Harry. “It’s about Malfoy +and Snape.” + +“Professor Snape, Harry.” + +“Yes, sir. I overheard them during Professor +Slughorn’s party ... well, I followed them, actually. ...” + + + +Page | 403 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore listened to Harry’s story with an +impassive face. When Harry had finished he did not +speak for a few moments, then said, “Thank you for +telling me this, Harry, but I suggest that you put it +out of your mind. I do not think that it is of great +importance.” + +“Not of great importance?” repeated Harry +incredulously. “Professor, did you understand — ?” + +“Yes, Harry, blessed as I am with extraordinary +brainpower, I understood everything you told me,” +said Dumbledore, a little sharply. “I think you might +even consider the possibility that I understood more +than you did. Again, I am glad that you have confided +in me, but let me reassure you that you have not told +me anything that causes me disquiet.” + +Harry sat in seething silence, glaring at Dumbledore. +What was going on? Did this mean that Dumbledore +had indeed ordered Snape to find out what Malfoy +was doing, in which case he had already heard +everything Harry had just told him from Snape? Or +was he really worried by what he had heard, but +pretending not to be? + +“So, sir,” said Harry, in what he hoped was a polite, +calm voice, “you definitely still trust — ?” + +“I have been tolerant enough to answer that question +already,” said Dumbledore, but he did not sound very +tolerant anymore. “My answer has not changed.” + +“I should think not,” said a snide voice; Phineas +Nigellus was evidently only pretending to be asleep. +Dumbledore ignored him. + + + +Page | 404 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And now, Harry, I must insist that we press on. I +have more important things to discuss with you this +evening.” + +Harry sat there feeling mutinous. How would it be if +he refused to permit the change of subject, if he +insisted upon arguing the case against Malfoy? As +though he had read Harry’s mind, Dumbledore shook +his head. + +“Ah, Harry, how often this happens, even between the +best of friends! Each of us believes that what he has +to say is much more important than anything the +other might have to contribute!” + +“I don’t think what you’ve got to say is unimportant, +sir,” said Harry stiffly. + +“Well, you are quite right, because it is not,” said +Dumbledore briskly. “I have two more memories to +show you this evening, both obtained with enormous +difficulty, and the second of them is, I think, the most +important I have collected.” + +Harry did not say anything to this; he still felt angry +at the reception his confidences had received, but +could not see what was to be gained by arguing +further. + +“So,” said Dumbledore, in a ringing voice, “we meet +this evening to continue the tale of Tom Riddle, whom +we left last lesson poised on the threshold of his years +at Hogwarts. You will remember how excited he was +to hear that he was a wizard, that he refused my +company on a trip to Diagon Alley, and that I, in turn, +warned him against continued thievery when he +arrived at school. + + + +Page | 405 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, the start of the school year arrived and with it +came Tom Riddle, a quiet boy in his secondhand +robes, who lined up with the other first years to be +sorted. He was placed in Slytherin House almost the +moment that the Sorting Hat touched his head,” +continued Dumbledore, waving his blackened hand +toward the shelf over his head where the Sorting Hat +sat, ancient and unmoving. “How soon Riddle learned +that the famous founder of the House could talk to +snakes, I do not know — perhaps that very evening. +The knowledge can only have excited him and +increased his sense of self-importance. + +“However, if he was frightening or impressing fellow +Slytherins with displays of Parseltongue in their +common room, no hint of it reached the staff. He +showed no sign of outward arrogance or aggression at +all. As an unusually talented and very good-looking +orphan, he naturally drew attention and sympathy +from the staff almost from the moment of his arrival. +He seemed polite, quiet, and thirsty for knowledge. +Nearly all were most favorably impressed by him.” + +“Didn’t you tell them, sir, what he’d been like when +you met him at the orphanage?” asked Harry. + +“No, I did not. Though he had shown no hint of +remorse, it was possible that he felt sorry for how he +had behaved before and was resolved to turn over a +fresh leaf. I chose to give him that chance.” + +Dumbledore paused and looked inquiringly at Harry, +who had opened his mouth to speak. Here, again, was +Dumbledore ’s tendency to trust people in spite of +overwhelming evidence that they did not deserve it! +But then Harry remembered something. . . . + +“But you didn’t really trust him, sir, did you? He told +me . . . the Riddle who came out of that diary said, + +Page | 406 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Dumbledore never seemed to like me as much as the +other teachers did.’ ” + +“Let us say that I did not take it for granted that he +was trustworthy,” said Dumbledore. “I had, as I have +already indicated, resolved to keep a close eye upon +him, and so I did. I cannot pretend that I gleaned a +great deal from my observations at first. He was very +guarded with me; he felt, I am sure, that in the thrill +of discovering his true identity he had told me a little +too much. He was careful never to reveal as much +again, but he could not take back what he had let slip +in his excitement, nor what Mrs. Cole had confided in +me. However, he had the sense never to try and +charm me as he charmed so many of my colleagues. + +“As he moved up the school, he gathered about him a +group of dedicated friends; I call them that, for want +of a better term, although as I have already indicated, +Riddle undoubtedly felt no affection for any of them. +This group had a kind of dark glamour within the +castle. They were a motley collection; a mixture of the +weak seeking protection, the ambitious seeking some +shared glory, and the thuggish gravitating toward a +leader who could show them more refined forms of +cruelty. In other words, they were the forerunners of +the Death Eaters, and indeed some of them became +the first Death Eaters after leaving Hogwarts. + +“Rigidly controlled by Riddle, they were never detected +in open wrongdoing, although their seven years at +Hogwarts were marked by a number of nasty +incidents to which they were never satisfactorily +linked, the most serious of which was, of course, the +opening of the Chamber of Secrets, which resulted in +the death of a girl. As you know, Hagrid was wrongly +accused of that crime. + + + +Page | 407 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I have not been able to find many memories of Riddle +at Hogwarts,” said Dumbledore, placing his withered +hand on the Pensieve. “Few who knew him then are +prepared to talk about him; they are too terrified. +What I know, I found out after he had left Hogwarts, +after much painstaking effort, after tracing those few +who could be tricked into speaking, after searching +old records and questioning Muggle and wizard +witnesses alike. + +“Those whom I could persuade to talk told me that +Riddle was obsessed with his parentage. This is +understandable, of course; he had grown up in an +orphanage and naturally wished to know how he +came to be there. It seems that he searched in vain +for some trace of Tom Riddle senior on the shields in +the trophy room, on the lists of prefects in the old +school records, even in the books of Wizarding +history. Finally he was forced to accept that his father +had never set foot in Hogwarts. I believe that it was +then that he dropped the name forever, assumed the +identity of Lord Voldemort, and began his +investigations into his previously despised mother’s +family — the woman whom, you will remember, he +had thought could not be a witch if she had +succumbed to the shameful human weakness of +death. + +“All he had to go upon was the single name ‘Marvolo,’ +which he knew from those who ran the orphanage +had been his mother’s father’s name. Finally, after +painstaking research through old books of Wizarding +families, he discovered the existence of Slytherin’s +surviving line. In the summer of his sixteenth year, he +left the orphanage to which he returned annually and +set off to find his Gaunt relatives. And now, Harry, if +you will stand ...” + + + +Page | 408 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore rose, and Harry saw that he was again +holding a small crystal bottle filled with swirling, +pearly memory. + +“I was very lucky to collect this,” he said, as he +poured the gleaming mass into the Pensieve. “As you +will understand when we have experienced it. Shall +we?” + +Harry stepped up to the stone basin and bowed +obediently until his face sank through the surface of +the memory; he felt the familiar sensation of falling +through nothingness and then landed upon a dirty +stone floor in almost total darkness. + +It took him several seconds to recognize the place, by +which time Dumbledore had landed beside him. The +Gaunts’ house was now more indescribably filthy +than anywhere Harry had ever seen. The ceiling was +thick with cobwebs, the floor coated in grime; moldy +and rotting food lay upon the table amidst a mass of +crusted pots. The only light came from a single +guttering candle placed at the feet of a man with hair +and beard so overgrown Harry could see neither eyes +nor mouth. He was slumped in an armchair by the +fire, and Harry wondered for a moment whether he +was dead. But then there came a loud knock on the +door and the man jerked awake, raising a wand in his +right hand and a short knife in his left. + +The door creaked open. There on the threshold, +holding an old-fashioned lamp, stood a boy Harry +recognized at once: tall, pale, dark-haired, and +handsome — the teenage Voldemort. + +Voldemort’s eyes moved slowly around the hovel and +then found the man in the armchair. For a few +seconds they looked at each other, then the man + + + +Page | 409 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +staggered upright, the many empty bottles at his feet +clattering and tinkling across the floor. + +“YOU!” he bellowed. “YOU!” + +And he hurtled drunkenly at Riddle, wand and knife +held aloft. + +“Stop.” + +Riddle spoke in Parseltongue. The man skidded into +the table, sending moldy pots crashing to the floor. He +stared at Riddle. There was a long silence while they +contemplated each other. The man broke it. + +“ You speak it?” + +“Yes, I speak it,” said Riddle. He moved forward into +the room, allowing the door to swing shut behind +him. Harry could not help but feel a resentful +admiration for Voldemort’s complete lack of fear. His +face merely expressed disgust and, perhaps, +disappointment. + +“Where is Marvolo?” he asked. + +“Dead,” said the other. “Died years ago, didn’t he?” +Riddle frowned. + +“ Who are you, then?” + +“I’m Morfin, ain’t 1?” + +“ Marvolo’ s son?” + +“ ’Course I am, then ...” + + + +Page | 410 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Morfin pushed the hair out of his dirty face, the better +to see Riddle, and Harry saw that he wore Marvolo’s +black-stoned ring on his right hand. + +“I thought you was that Muggle,” whispered Morfin. + +“ You look mighty like that Muggle .” + +“What Muggle?” said Riddle sharply. + +“That Muggle what my sister took a fancy to, that +Muggle what lives in the big house over the way,” said +Morfin, and he spat unexpectedly upon the floor +between them. “You look right like him. Riddle. But +he’s older now, in ’e? He’s older’n you, now I think on +it. ...” + +Morfin looked slightly dazed and swayed a little, still +clutching the edge of the table for support. “He come +back, see,” he added stupidly. + +Voldemort was gazing at Morfin as though appraising +his possibilities. Now he moved a little closer and +said, “Riddle came back?” + +“Ar, he left her, and serve her right, marrying filth\” +said Morfin, spitting on the floor again. “Robbed us, +mind, before she ran off! Where’s the locket, eh, +where’s Slytherin’s locket?” + +Voldemort did not answer. Morfin was working +himself into a rage again; he brandished his knife and +shouted, “Dishonored us, she did, that little slut! And +who’re you, coming here and asking questions about +all that? It’s over, innit. ... It’s over. ...” + +He looked away, staggering slightly, and Voldemort +moved forward. As he did so, an unnatural darkness +fell, extinguishing Voldemort’s lamp and Morfin ’s +candle, extinguishing everything. ... + +Page | 411 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore’s fingers closed tightly around Harry’s +arm and they were soaring back into the present +again. The soft golden light in Dumbledore’s office +seemed to dazzle Harry’s eyes after that impenetrable +darkness. + +“Is that all?” said Harry at once. “Why did it go dark, +what happened?” + +“Because Morfin could not remember anything from +that point onward,” said Dumbledore, gesturing Harry +back into his seat. “When he awoke next morning, he +was lying on the floor, quite alone. Marvolo’s ring had +gone. + +“Meanwhile, in the village of Little Hangleton, a maid +was running along the High Street, screaming that +there were three bodies lying in the drawing room of +the big house: Tom Riddle Senior and his mother and +father. + +“The Muggle authorities were perplexed. As far as I +am aware, they do not know to this day how the +Riddles died, for the Avada Kedavra curse does not +usually leave any sign of damage. ... The exception +sits before me,” Dumbledore added, with a nod to +Harry’s scar. “The Ministry, on the other hand, knew +at once that this was a wizard’s murder. They also +knew that a convicted Muggle-hater lived across the +valley from the Riddle house, a Muggle-hater who had +already been imprisoned once for attacking one of the +murdered people. + +“So the Ministry called upon Morfin. They did not +need to question him, to use Veritaserum or +Legilimency. He admitted to the murder on the spot, +giving details only the murderer could know. He was +proud, he said, to have killed the Muggles, had been +awaiting his chance all these years. He handed over +Page | 412 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his wand, which was proved at once to have been +used to kill the Riddles. And he permitted himself to +be led off to Azkaban without a fight. All that +disturbed him was the fact that his father’s ring had +disappeared. ‘He’ll kill me for losing it,’ he told his +captors over and over again. ‘He’ll kill me for losing +his ring. ’ And that, apparently, was all he ever said +again. He lived out the remainder of his life in +Azkaban, lamenting the loss of Marvolo’s last +heirloom, and is buried beside the prison, alongside +the other poor souls who have expired within its +walls.” + +“So Voldemort stole Morfin’s wand and used it?” said +Harry, sitting up straight. + +“That’s right,” said Dumbledore. “We have no +memories to show us this, but I think we can be fairly +sure what happened. Voldemort Stupefied his uncle, +took his wand, and proceeded across the valley to ‘the +big house over the way. ’ There he murdered the +Muggle man who had abandoned his witch mother, +and, for good measure, his Muggle grandparents, +thus obliterating the last of the unworthy Riddle line +and revenging himself upon the father who never +wanted him. Then he returned to the Gaunt hovel, +performed the complex bit of magic that would +implant a false memory in his uncle’s mind, laid +Morfin’s wand beside its unconscious owner, +pocketed the ancient ring he wore, and departed.” + +“And Morfin never realized he hadn’t done it?” + +“Never,” said Dumbledore. “He gave, as I say, a full +and boastful confession.” + +“But he had this real memory in him all the time!” + + + +Page | 413 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, but it took a great deal of skilled Legilimency to +coax it out of him,” said Dumbledore, “and why +should anybody delve further into Morfin’s mind +when he had already confessed to the crime? + +However, I was able to secure a visit to Morfin in the +last weeks of his life, by which time I was attempting +to discover as much as I could about Voldemort’s +past. I extracted this memory with difficulty. When I +saw what it contained, I attempted to use it to secure +Morfin’s release from Azkaban. Before the Ministry +reached their decision, however, Morfin had died.” + +“But how come the Ministry didn’t realize that +Voldemort had done all that to Morfin?” Harry asked +angrily. “He was underage at the time, wasn’t he? I +thought they could detect underage magic!” + +“You are quite right — they can detect magic, but not +the perpetrator: You will remember that you were +blamed by the Ministry for the Hover Charm that was, +in fact, cast by — ” + +“Dobby,” growled Harry; this injustice still rankled. + +“So if you’re underage and you do magic inside an +adult witch or wizard’s house, the Ministry won’t +know?” + +“They will certainly be unable to tell who performed +the magic,” said Dumbledore, smiling slightly at the +look of great indignation on Harry’s face. “They rely +on witch and wizard parents to enforce their +offspring’s obedience while within their walls.” + +“Well, that’s rubbish,” snapped Harry. “Look what +happened here, look what happened to Morfin!” + +“I agree,” said Dumbledore. “Whatever Morfin was, he +did not deserve to die as he did, blamed for murders + + + +Page | 414 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he had not committed. But it is getting late, and I +want you to see this other memory before we part. ...” + + + +Dumbledore took from an inside pocket another +crystal phial and Harry fell silent at once, +remembering that Dumbledore had said it was the +most important one he had collected. Harry noticed +that the contents proved difficult to empty into the +Pensieve, as though they had congealed slightly; did +memories go bad? + +“This will not take long,” said Dumbledore, when he +had finally emptied the phial. “We shall be back +before you know it. Once more into the Pensieve, then + + + +And Harry fell again through the silver surface, +landing this time right in front of a man he recognized +at once. + +It was a much younger Horace Slughorn. Harry was +so used to him bald that he found the sight of +Slughorn with thick, shiny, straw-colored hair quite +disconcerting; it looked as though he had had his +head thatched, though there was already a shiny +Galleon-sized bald patch on his crown. His mustache, +less massive than it was these days, was gingery- +blond. He was not quite as rotund as the Slughorn +Harry knew, though the golden buttons on his richly +embroidered waistcoat were taking a fair amount of +strain. His little feet resting upon a velvet pouffe, he +was sitting well back in a comfortable winged +armchair, one hand grasping a small glass of wine, +the other searching through a box of crystalized +pineapple. + +Harry looked around as Dumbledore appeared beside +him and saw that they were standing in Slughorn ’s +office. Half a dozen boys were sitting around + +Page | 415 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Slughorn, all on harder or lower seats than his, and +all in their mid-teens. Harry recognized Voldemort at +once. His was the most handsome face and he looked +the most relaxed of all the boys. His right hand lay +negligently upon the arm of his chair; with a jolt, +Harry saw that he was wearing Marvolo’s gold-and- +black ring; he had already killed his father. + +“Sir, is it true that Professor Merrythought is +retiring?” he asked. + +“Tom, Tom, if I knew I couldn’t tell you,” said +Slughorn, wagging a reproving, sugar-covered finger +at Riddle, though ruining the effect slightly by +winking. “I must say, I’d like to know where you get +your information, boy, more knowledgeable than half +the staff, you are.” + +Riddle smiled; the other boys laughed and cast him +admiring looks. + +“What with your uncanny ability to know things you +shouldn’t, and your careful flattery of the people who +matter — thank you for the pineapple, by the way, +you’re quite right, it is my favorite — ” + +As several of the boys tittered, something very odd +happened. The whole room was suddenly filled with a +thick white fog, so that Harry could see nothing but +the face of Dumbledore, who was standing beside +him. Then Slughorn ’s voice rang out through the +mist, unnaturally loudly, “ You’ll go wrong, boy, mark +my words.” + +The fog cleared as suddenly as it had appeared and +yet nobody made any allusion to it, nor did anybody +look as though anything unusual had just happened. +Bewildered, Harry looked around as a small golden + + + +Page | 416 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clock standing upon Slughorn’s desk chimed eleven +o’clock. + +“Good gracious, is it that time already?” said +Slughorn. “You’d better get going, boys, or we’ll all be +in trouble. Lestrange, I want your essay by tomorrow +or it’s detention. Same goes for you, Avery.” + +Slughorn pulled himself out of his armchair and +carried his empty glass over to his desk as the boys +filed out. Voldemort, however, stayed behind. Harry +could tell he had dawdled deliberately, wanting to be +last in the room with Slughorn. + +“Look sharp, Tom,” said Slughorn, turning around +and finding him still present. “You don’t want to be +caught out of bed out of hours, and you a prefect ...” + +“Sir, I wanted to ask you something.” + +“Ask away, then, m’boy, ask away. ...” + +“Sir, I wondered what you know about . . . about +Horcruxes?” + +And it happened all over again: The dense fog filled +the room so that Harry could not see Slughorn or +Voldemort at all; only Dumbledore, smiling serenely +beside him. Then Slughorn’s voice boomed out again, +just as it had done before. + +“I don’t know anything about Horcruxes and I wouldn’t +tell you if I did! Now get out of here at once and don’t +let me catch you mentioning them again\” + +“Well, that’s that,” said Dumbledore placidly beside +Harry. “Time to go.” + + + +Page | 417 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And Harry’s feet left the floor to fall, seconds later, +back onto the mg in front of Dumbledore’s desk. + + + +“That’s all there is?” said Harry blankly. + +Dumbledore had said that this was the most +important memory of all, but he could not see what +was so significant about it. Admittedly the fog, and +the fact that nobody seemed to have noticed it, was +odd, but other than that nothing seemed to have +happened except that Voldemort had asked a +question and failed to get an answer. + +“As you might have noticed,” said Dumbledore, +reseating himself behind his desk, “that memory has +been tampered with.” + +“Tampered with?” repeated Harry, sitting back down +too. + +“Certainly,” said Dumbledore. “Professor Slughorn +has meddled with his own recollections.” + +“But why would he do that?” + +“Because, I think, he is ashamed of what he +remembers,” said Dumbledore. “He has tried to +rework the memory to show himself in a better light, +obliterating those parts which he does not wish me to +see. It is, as you will have noticed, very crudely done, +and that is all to the good, for it shows that the true +memory is still there beneath the alterations. + +“And so, for the first time, I am giving you homework, +Harry. It will be your job to persuade Professor +Slughorn to divulge the real memory, which will +undoubtedly be our most crucial piece of information +of all.” + +Page | 418 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared at him. + +“But surely, sir,” he said, keeping his voice as +respectful as possible, “you don’t need me — you +could use Legilimency ... or Veritaserum. ...” + +“Professor Slughorn is an extremely able wizard who +will be expecting both,” said Dumbledore. “He is +much more accomplished at Occlumency than poor +Morfin Gaunt, and I would be astonished if he has +not carried an antidote to Veritaserum with him ever +since I coerced him into giving me this travesty of a +recollection. + +“No, I think it would be foolish to attempt to wrest the +truth from Professor Slughorn by force, and might do +much more harm than good; I do not wish him to +leave Hogwarts. However, he has his weaknesses like +the rest of us, and I believe that you are the one +person who might be able to penetrate his defenses. It +is most important that we secure the true memory, +Harry. ... How important, we will only know when we +have seen the real thing. So, good luck ... and good +night.” + +A little taken aback by the abrupt dismissal, Harry +got to his feet quickly. “Good night, sir.” + +As he closed the study door behind him, he distinctly +heard Phineas Nigellus say, “I can’t see why the boy +should be able to do it better than you, Dumbledore.” + +“I wouldn’t expect you to, Phineas,” replied +Dumbledore, and Fawkes gave another low, musical +cry. + + + +Page | 419 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +BIRTHDAY SURPRISES + +The next day Harry confided in both Ron and +Hermione the task that Dumbledore had set him, +though separately, for Hermione still refused to +remain in Ron’s presence longer than it took to give +him a contemptuous look. + +Ron thought that Harry was unlikely to have any +trouble with Slughorn at all. + +“He loves you,” he said over breakfast, waving an airy +forkful of fried egg. “Won’t refuse you anything, will +he? Not his little Potions Prince. Just hang back after +class this afternoon and ask him.” + +Hermione, however, took a gloomier view. “He must +be determined to hide what really happened if +Dumbledore couldn’t get it out of him,” she said in a +low voice, as they stood in the deserted, snowy +courtyard at break. “Horcruxes ... Horcruxes ... I’ve +never even heard of them. ...” + + + +Page | 420 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“You haven’t?” Harry was disappointed; he had hoped +that Hermione might have been able to give him a +clue as to what Horcruxes were. + + + +“They must be really advanced Dark Magic, or why +would Voldemort have wanted to know about them? I +think it’s going to be difficult to get the information, +Harry, you’ll have to be very careful about how you +approach Slughorn, think out a strategy. ...” + +“Ron reckons I should just hang back after Potions +this afternoon. ...” + +“Oh, well, if Won-Won thinks that, you’d better do it,” +she said, flaring up at once. “After all, when has Won- +Won’s judgment ever been faulty?” + +“Hermione, can’t you — ?” + +“iVo!” she said angrily, and stormed away, leaving +Harry alone and ankle-deep in snow. + +Potions lessons were uncomfortable enough these +days, seeing as Harry, Ron, and Hermione had to +share a desk. Today, Hermione moved her cauldron +around the table so that she was close to Ernie, and +ignored both Harry and Ron. + +“What’ve you done?” Ron muttered to Harry, looking +at Hermione ’s haughty profile. + +But before Harry could answer, Slughorn was calling +for silence from the front of the room. + +“Settle down, settle down, please! Quickly, now, lots +of work to get through this afternoon! Golpalott’s +Third Law ... who can tell me — ? But Miss Granger +can, of course!” + +Page | 421 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione recited at top speed: “Golpalott’s-Third- +Law-states-that-the-antidote-for-a-blended-poison- +will-be-equal-to-more-than-the-sum-of-the-antidotes- +for-each-of-the-separate-components.” + +“Precisely!” beamed Slughorn. “Ten points for +Gryffindor! Now, if we accept Golpalott’s Third Law as +true ...” + +Harry was going to have to take Slughorn ’s word for it +that Golpalott’s Third Law was true, because he had +not understood any of it. Nobody apart from +Hermione seemed to be following what Slughorn said +next either. + +"... which means, of course, that assuming we have +achieved correct identification of the potion’s +ingredients by Scarpin’s Revelaspell, our primary aim +is not the relatively simple one of selecting antidotes +to those ingredients in and of themselves, but to find +that added component that will, by an almost +alchemical process, transform these disparate +elements — ” + +Ron was sitting beside Harry with his mouth half +open, doodling absently on his new copy of Advanced +Potion-Making. Ron kept forgetting that he could no +longer rely on Hermione to help him out of trouble +when he failed to grasp what was going on. + +"... and so,” finished Slughorn, “I want each of you to +come and take one of these phials from my desk. You +are to create an antidote for the poison within it +before the end of the lesson. Good luck, and don’t +forget your protective gloves!” + +Hermione had left her stool and was halfway toward +Slughorn ’s desk before the rest of the class had +realized it was time to move, and by the time Harry, + +Page | 422 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron, and Ernie returned to the table, she had already +tipped the contents of her phial into her cauldron and +was kindling a fire underneath it. + +“It’s a shame that the Prince won’t be able to help you +much with this, Harry,” she said brightly as she +straightened up. “You have to understand the +principles involved this time. No shortcuts or cheats!” + +Annoyed, Harry uncorked the poison he had taken +from Slughorn’s desk, which was a garish shade of +pink, tipped it into his cauldron, and lit a fire +underneath it. He did not have the faintest idea what +he was supposed to do next. He glanced around at +Ron, who was now standing there looking rather +gormless, having copied everything Harry had done. + +“You sure the Prince hasn’t got any tips?” Ron +muttered to Harry. + +Harry pulled out his trusty copy of Advanced Potion- +Making and turned to the chapter on antidotes. There +was Golpalott’s Third Law, stated word for word as +Hermione had recited it, but not a single illuminating +note in the Prince’s hand to explain what it meant. +Apparently the Prince, like Hermione, had had no +difficulty understanding it. + +“Nothing,” said Harry gloomily. + +Hermione was now waving her wand enthusiastically +over her cauldron. Unfortunately, they could not copy +the spell she was doing because she was now so good +at nonverbal incantations that she did not need to say +the words aloud. Ernie Macmillan, however, was +muttering, “Specialis Reveliol” over his cauldron, +which sounded impressive, so Harry and Ron +hastened to imitate him. + + + +Page | 423 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It took Harry only five minutes to realize that his +reputation as the best potion-maker in the class was +crashing around his ears. Slughorn had peered +hopefully into his cauldron on his first circuit of the +dungeon, preparing to exclaim in delight as he +usually did, and instead had withdrawn his head +hastily, coughing, as the smell of bad eggs +overwhelmed him. Hermione’s expression could not +have been any smugger; she had loathed being +outperformed in every Potions class. She was now +decanting the mysteriously separated ingredients of +her poison into ten different crystal phials. More to +avoid watching this irritating sight than anything +else, Harry bent over the Half-Blood Prince’s book and +turned a few pages with unnecessary force. + +And there it was, scrawled right across a long list of +antidotes: + +Just shove a bezoar down their throats. + +Harry stared at these words for a moment. Hadn’t he +once, long ago, heard of bezoars? Hadn’t Snape +mentioned them in their first-ever Potions lesson? “A +stone taken from the stomach of a goat, which will +protect from most poisons.” + +It was not an answer to the Golpalott problem, and +had Snape still been their teacher, Harry would not +have dared do it, but this was a moment for desperate +measures. He hastened toward the store cupboard +and rummaged within it, pushing aside unicorn +horns and tangles of dried herbs until he found, at +the very back, a small cardboard box on which had +been scribbled the word bezoars. + +He opened the box just as Slughorn called, “Two +minutes left, everyone!” Inside were half a dozen + + + +Page | 424 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shriveled brown objects, looking more like dried-up +kidneys than real stones. Harry seized one, put the +box back in the cupboard, and hurried back to his +cauldron. + +“Time’s ... UP!” called Slughorn genially. “Well, let’s +see how you’ve done! Blaise ... what have you got for +me?” + +Slowly, Slughorn moved around the room, examining +the various antidotes. Nobody had finished the task, +although Hermione was trying to cram a few more +ingredients into her bottle before Slughorn reached +her. Ron had given up completely, and was merely +trying to avoid breathing in the putrid fumes issuing +from his cauldron. Harry stood there waiting, the +bezoar clutched in a slightly sweaty hand. + +Slughorn reached their table last. He sniffed Ernie’s +potion and passed on to Ron’s with a grimace. He did +not linger over Ron’s cauldron, but backed away +swiftly, retching slightly. + +“And you, Harry,” he said. “What have you got to +show me?” + +Harry held out his hand, the bezoar sitting on his +palm. + +Slughorn looked down at it for a full ten seconds. +Harry wondered, for a moment, whether he was going +to shout at him. Then he threw back his head and +roared with laughter. + +“You’ve got nerve, boy!” he boomed, taking the bezoar +and holding it up so that the class could see it. “Oh, +you’re like your mother. ... Well, I can’t fault you. ... A +bezoar would certainly act as an antidote to all these +potions!” + +Page | 425 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione, who was sweaty-faced and had soot on her +nose, looked livid. Her half-finished antidote, +comprising fifty-two ingredients, including a chunk of +her own hair, bubbled sluggishly behind Slughorn, +who had eyes for nobody but Harry. + +“And you thought of a bezoar all by yourself, did you, +Harry?” she asked through gritted teeth. + +“That’s the individual spirit a real potion-maker +needs!” said Slughorn happily, before Harry could +reply. “Just like his mother, she had the same +intuitive grasp of potion-making, it’s undoubtedly +from Lily he gets it. ... Yes, Harry, yes, if you’ve got a +bezoar to hand, of course that would do the trick . . . +although as they don’t work on everything, and are +pretty rare, it’s still worth knowing how to mix +antidotes. ...” + +The only person in the room looking angrier than +Hermione was Malfoy, who, Harry was pleased to see, +had spilled something that looked like cat-sick over +himself. Before either of them could express their fury +that Harry had come top of the class by not doing any +work, however, the bell rang. + +“Time to pack up!” said Slughorn. “And an extra ten +points to Gryffindor for sheer cheek!” + +Still chuckling, he waddled back to his desk at the +front of the dungeon. + +Harry dawdled behind, taking an inordinate amount +of time to do up his bag. Neither Ron nor Hermione +wished him luck as they left; both looked rather +annoyed. At last Harry and Slughorn were the only +two left in the room. + + + +Page | 426 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Come on, now, Harry, you’ll be late for your next +lesson,” said Slughorn affably, snapping the gold +clasps shut on his dragon- skin briefcase. + +“Sir,” said Harry, reminding himself irresistibly of +Voldemort, “I wanted to ask you something.” + +“Ask away, then, my dear boy, ask away. ...” + +“Sir, I wondered what you know about . . . about +Horcruxes?” + +Slughorn froze. His round face seemed to sink in +upon itself. He licked his lips and said hoarsely, + +“What did you say?” + +“I asked whether you know anything about +Horcruxes, sir. You see — ” + +“Dumbledore put you up to this,” whispered +Slughorn. His voice had changed completely. It was +not genial anymore, but shocked, terrified. He +fumbled in his breast pocket and pulled out a +handkerchief, mopping his sweating brow. +“Dumbledore’s shown you that — that memory. Well? +Hasn’t he?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, deciding on the spot that it was +best not to lie. + +“Yes, of course,” said Slughorn quietly, still dabbing +at his white face. “Of course ... well, if you’ve seen +that memory, Harry, you’ll know that I don’t know +anything — anything” — he repeated the word +forcefully — “about Horcruxes.” + +He seized his dragon-skin briefcase, stuffed his +handkerchief back into his pocket, and marched to +the dungeon door. + +Page | 427 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sir,” said Harry desperately, “I just thought there +might be a bit more to the memory — ” + +“Did you?” said Slughorn. “Then you were wrong, +weren’t you? WRONG!” + +He bellowed the last word and, before Harry could say +another word, slammed the dungeon door behind +him. + +Neither Ron nor Hermione was at all sympathetic +when Harry told them of this disastrous interview. +Hermione was still seething at the way Harry had +triumphed without doing the work properly. Ron was +resentful that Harry hadn’t slipped him a bezoar too. + +“It would’ve just looked stupid if we’d both done it!” +said Harry irritably. “Look, I had to try and soften him +up so I could ask him about Voldemort, didn’t I? Oh, +will you get a grip\” he added in exasperation, as Ron +winced at the sound of the name. + +Infuriated by his failure and by Ron’s and Hermione’s +attitudes, Harry brooded for the next few days over +what to do next about Slughorn. He decided that, for +the time being, he would let Slughorn think that he +had forgotten all about Horcruxes; it was surely best +to lull him into a false sense of security before +returning to the attack. + +When Harry did not question Slughorn again, the +Potions master reverted to his usual affectionate +treatment of him, and appeared to have put the +matter from his mind. Harry awaited an invitation to +one of his little evening parties, determined to accept +this time, even if he had to reschedule Quidditch +practice. Unfortunately, however, no such invitation +arrived. Harry checked with Hermione and Ginny: +Neither of them had received an invitation and nor, as +Page | 428 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +far as they knew, had anybody else. Harry could not +help wondering whether this meant that Slughorn +was not quite as forgetful as he appeared, simply +determined to give Harry no additional opportunities +to question him. + +Meanwhile, the Hogwarts library had failed Hermione +for the first time in living memory. She was so +shocked, she even forgot that she was annoyed at +Harry for his trick with the bezoar. + +“I haven’t found one single explanation of what +Horcruxes do!” she told him. “Not a single one! I’ve +been right through the restricted section and even in +the most horrible books, where they tell you how to +brew the most gruesome potions — nothing! All I +could find was this, in the introduction to Magick +Moste Evile — listen — ‘Of the Horcrux, wickedest of +magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give +direction. ...’I mean, why mention it then?” she said +impatiently, slamming the old book shut; it let out a +ghostly wail. “Oh, shut up,” she snapped, stuffing it +back into her bag. + +The snow melted around the school as February +arrived, to be replaced by cold, dreary wetness. +Purplish-gray clouds hung low over the castle and a +constant fall of chilly rain made the lawns slippery +and muddy. The upshot of this was that the sixth +years’ first Apparition lesson, which was scheduled +for a Saturday morning so that no normal lessons +would be missed, took place in the Great Hall instead +of in the grounds. + +When Harry and Hermione arrived in the Hall (Ron +had come down with Lavender), they found that the +tables had disappeared. Rain lashed against the high +windows and the enchanted ceiling swirled darkly +above them as they assembled in front of Professors +Page | 429 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +McGonagall, Snape, Flitwick, and Sprout — the +Heads of Houses — and a small wizard whom Harry +took to be the Apparition instructor from the Ministry. +He was oddly colorless, with transparent eyelashes, +wispy hair, and an insubstantial air, as though a +single gust of wind might blow him away. Harry +wondered whether constant disappearances and +reappearances had somehow diminished his +substance, or whether this frail build was ideal for +anyone wishing to vanish. + +“Good morning,” said the Ministry wizard, when all +the students had arrived and the Heads of Houses +had called for quiet. “My name is Wilkie Twycross and +I shall be your Ministry Apparition instructor for the +next twelve weeks. I hope to be able to prepare you for +your Apparition Tests in this time — ” + +“Malfoy, be quiet and pay attention!” barked Professor +McGonagall. + +Everybody looked around. Malfoy had flushed a dull +pink; he looked furious as he stepped away from +Crabbe, with whom he appeared to have been having +a whispered argument. Harry glanced quickly at +Snape, who also looked annoyed, though Harry +strongly suspected that this was less because of +Malfoy’s rudeness than the fact that McGonagall had +reprimanded one of his House. + +“ — by which time, many of you may be ready to take +your tests,” Twycross continued, as though there had +been no interruption. + +“As you may know, it is usually impossible to +Apparate or Disapparate within Hogwarts. The +headmaster has lifted this enchantment, purely +within the Great Hall, for one hour, so as to enable +you to practice. May I emphasize that you will not be +Page | 430 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +able to Apparate outside the walls of this Hall, and +that you would be unwise to try. + +“I would like each of you to place yourselves now so +that you have a clear five feet of space in front of +you.” + +There was a great scrambling and jostling as people +separated, banged into each other, and ordered +others out of their space. The Heads of Houses moved +among the students, marshaling them into position +and breaking up arguments. + +“Harry, where are you going?” demanded Hermione. + +But Harry did not answer; he was moving quickly +through the crowd, past the place where Professor +Flitwick was making squeaky attempts to position a +few Ravenclaws, all of whom wanted to be near the +front, past Professor Sprout, who was chivying the +Hufflepuffs into line, until, by dodging around Ernie +Macmillan, he managed to position himself right at +the back of the crowd, directly behind Malfoy, who +was taking advantage of the general upheaval to +continue his argument with Crabbe, standing five feet +away and looking mutinous. + +“I don’t know how much longer, all right?” Malfoy +shot at him, oblivious to Harry standing right behind +him. “It’s taking longer than I thought it would.” + +Crabbe opened his mouth, but Malfoy appeared to +second-guess what he was going to say. “Look, it’s +none of your business what I’m doing, Crabbe, you +and Goyle just do as you’re told and keep a lookout!” + +“I tell my friends what I’m up to, if I want them to +keep a lookout for me,” Harry said, just loud enough +for Malfoy to hear him. + +Page | 431 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy spun around on the spot, his hand flying to +his wand, but at that precise moment the four Heads +of House shouted, “Quiet!” and silence fell again. +Malfoy turned slowly to face the front again. + +“Thank you,” said Twycross. “Now then ...” + +He waved his wand. Old-fashioned wooden hoops +instantly appeared on the floor in front of every +student. + +“The important things to remember when Apparating +are the three D’s!” said Twycross. “Destination, +Determination, Deliberation! + +“Step one: Fix your mind firmly upon the desired +destination,” said Twycross. “In this case, the interior +of your hoop. Kindly concentrate upon that +destination now.” + +Everybody looked around furtively to check that +everyone else was staring into their hoop, then hastily +did as they were told. Harry gazed at the circular +patch of dusty floor enclosed by his hoop and tried +hard to think of nothing else. This proved impossible, +as he couldn’t stop puzzling over what Malfoy was +doing that needed lookouts. + +“Step two,” said Twycross, “focus your determination +to occupy the visualized space! Let your yearning to +enter it flood from your mind to every particle of your +body!” + +Harry glanced around surreptitiously. A little way to +his left, Ernie Macmillan was contemplating his hoop +so hard that his face had turned pink; it looked as +though he was straining to lay a Quaffle-sized egg. +Harry bit back a laugh and hastily returned his gaze +to his own hoop. + +Page | 432 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Step three,” called Twycross, “and only when I give +the command ... Turn on the spot, feeling your way +into nothingness, moving with deliberation ,! On my +command, now . . . one — ” + +Harry glanced around again; lots of people were +looking positively alarmed at being asked to Apparate +so quickly. + +“— two — ” + +Harry tried to fix his thoughts on his hoop again; he +had already forgotten what the three D’s stood for. + +THREE!” + +Harry spun on the spot, lost balance, and nearly fell +over. He was not the only one. The whole Hall was +suddenly full of staggering people; Neville was flat on +his back; Ernie Macmillan, on the other hand, had +done a kind of pirouetting leap into his hoop and +looked momentarily thrilled, until he caught sight of +Dean Thomas roaring with laughter at him. + +“Never mind, never mind,” said Twycross dryly, who +did not seem to have expected anything better. + +“Adjust your hoops, please, and back to your original +positions. ...” + +The second attempt was no better than the first. The +third was just as bad. Not until the fourth did +anything exciting happen. There was a horrible +screech of pain and everybody looked around, +terrified, to see Susan Bones of Hufflepuff wobbling in +her hoop with her left leg still standing five feet away +where she had started. + +The Heads of House converged on her; there was a +great bang and a puff of purple smoke, which cleared + +Page | 433 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to reveal Susan sobbing, reunited with her leg but +looking horrified. + + + +“Splinching, or the separation of random body parts,” +said Wilkie Twycross dispassionately, “occurs when +the mind is insufficiently determined. You must +concentrate continuously upon your destination , and +move, without haste, but with deliberation ... thus.” + +Twycross stepped forward, turned gracefully on the +spot with his arms outstretched, and vanished in a +swirl of robes, reappearing at the back of the Hall. + +“Remember the three D’s,” he said, “and try again ... +one — two — three — ” + +But an hour later, Susan’s Splinching was still the +most interesting thing that had happened. Twycross +did not seem discouraged. Fastening his cloak at his +neck, he merely said, “Until next Saturday, +everybody, and do not forget: Destination. +Determination. Deliberation.” + +With that, he waved his wand, Vanishing the hoops, +and walked out of the Hall accompanied by Professor +McGonagall. Talk broke out at once as people began +moving toward the entrance hall. + +“How did you do?” asked Ron, hurrying toward Harry. +“I think I felt something the last time I tried — a kind +of tingling in my feet.” + +“I expect your trainers are too small, Won-Won,” said +a voice behind them, and Hermione stalked past, +smirking. + +“I didn’t feel anything,” said Harry, ignoring this +interruption. “But I don’t care about that now — ” + +Page | 434 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What d’you mean, you don’t care? Don’t you want to +learn to Apparate?” said Ron incredulously. + +“I’m not fussed, really, I prefer flying,” said Harry, +glancing over his shoulder to see where Malfoy was, +and speeding up as they came into the entrance hall. +“Look, hurry up, will you, there’s something I want to +do. ...” + +Perplexed, Ron followed Harry back to the Gryffindor +Tower at a run. They were temporarily detained by +Peeves, who had jammed a door on the fourth floor +shut and was refusing to let anyone pass until they +set fire to their own pants, but Harry and Ron simply +turned back and took one of their trusted shortcuts. +Within five minutes, they were climbing through the +portrait hole. + +“Are you going to tell me what we’re doing, then?” +asked Ron, panting slightly. + +“Up here,” said Harry, and he crossed the common +room and led the way through the door to the boys’ +staircase. + +Their dormitory was, as Harry had hoped, empty. He +flung open his trunk and began to rummage in it, +while Ron watched impatiently. + +“Harry ...” + +“Malfoy ’s using Crabbe and Goyle as lookouts. He was +arguing with Crabbe just now. I want to know — +aha.” + +He had found it, a folded square of apparently blank +parchment, which he now smoothed out and tapped +with the tip of his wand. + + + +Page | 435 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good ... or Malfoy +is anyway.” + +At once, the Marauder’s Map appeared on the +parchment’s surface. Here was a detailed plan of +every one of the castle’s floors and, moving around it, +the tiny, labeled black dots that signified each of the +castle’s occupants. + +“Help me find Malfoy,” said Harry urgently. + +He laid the map upon his bed, and he and Ron leaned +over it, searching. + +“There!” said Ron, after a minute or so. “He’s in the +Slytherin common room, look . . . with Parkinson and +Zabini and Crabbe and Goyle ...” + +Harry looked down at the map, disappointed, but +rallied almost at once. + +“Well, I’m keeping an eye on him from now on,” he +said firmly. “And the moment I see him lurking +somewhere with Crabbe and Goyle keeping watch +outside, it’ll be on with the old Invisibility Cloak and +off to find out what he’s — ” + +He broke off as Neville entered the dormitory, bringing +with him a strong smell of singed material, and began +rummaging in his trunk for a fresh pair of pants. + +Despite his determination to catch Malfoy out, Harry +had no luck at all over the next couple of weeks. +Although he consulted the map as often as he could, +sometimes making unnecessary visits to the +bathroom between lessons to search it, he did not +once see Malfoy anywhere suspicious. Admittedly, he +spotted Crabbe and Goyle moving around the castle +on their own more often than usual, sometimes +Page | 436 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +remaining stationary in deserted corridors, but at +these times Malfoy was not only nowhere near them, +but impossible to locate on the map at all. This was +most mysterious. Harry toyed with the possibility that +Malfoy was actually leaving the school grounds, but +could not see how he could be doing it, given the very +high level of security now operating within the castle. +He could only suppose that he was missing Malfoy +amongst the hundreds of tiny black dots upon the +map. As for the fact that Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle +appeared to be going their different ways when they +were usually inseparable, these things happened as +people got older — Ron and Hermione, Harry reflected +sadly, were living proof. + +February moved toward March with no change in the +weather except that it became windy as well as wet. + +To general indignation, a sign went up on all common +room notice boards that the next trip into Hogsmeade +had been canceled. Ron was furious. + +“It was on my birthday!” he said. “I was looking +forward to that!” + +“Not a big surprise, though, is it?” said Harry. “Not +after what happened to Katie.” + +She had still not returned from St. Mungo’s. What +was more, further disappearances had been reported +in the Daily Prophet, including several relatives of +students at Hogwarts. + +“But now all I’ve got to look forward to is stupid +Apparition!” said Ron grumpily. “Big birthday treat ...” + +Three lessons on, Apparition was proving as difficult +as ever, though a few more people had managed to +Splinch themselves. Frustration was running high +and there was a certain amount of ill-feeling toward + +Page | 437 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wilkie Twycross and his three D’s, which had inspired +a number of nicknames for him, the politest of which +were Dogbreath and Dunghead. + +“Happy birthday, Ron,” said Harry, when they were +woken on the first of March by Seamus and Dean +leaving noisily for breakfast. “Have a present.” + +He threw the package across onto Ron’s bed, where it +joined a small pile of them that must, Harry assumed, +have been delivered by house-elves in the night. + +“Cheers,” said Ron drowsily and, as he ripped off the +paper, Harry got out of bed, opened his own trunk, +and began rummaging in it for the Marauder’s Map, +which he hid after every use. He turfed out half the +contents of his trunk before he found it hiding +beneath the rolled-up socks in which he was still +keeping his bottle of lucky potion, Felix Felicis. + +“Right,” he murmured, taking it back to bed with him, +tapping it quietly and murmuring, “ I solemnly swear +that I am up to no good,” so that Neville, who was +passing the foot of his bed at the time, would not +hear. + +“Nice one, Harry!” said Ron enthusiastically, waving +the new pair of Quidditch Keeper’s gloves Harry had +given him. + +“No problem,” said Harry absentmindedly, as he +searched the Slytherin dormitory closely for Malfoy. +“Hey ... I don’t think he’s in his bed. ...” + +Ron did not answer; he was too busy unwrapping +presents, every now and then letting out an +exclamation of pleasure. + + + +Page | 438 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Seriously good haul this year!” he announced, +holding up a heavy gold watch with odd symbols +around the edge and tiny moving stars instead of +hands. “See what Mum and Dad got me? Blimey, I +think I’ll come of age next year too. ...” + +“Cool,” muttered Harry, sparing the watch a glance +before peering more closely at the map. Where was +Malfoy? He did not seem to be at the Slytherin table +in the Great Hall, eating breakfast. ... He was +nowhere near Snape, who was sitting in his study. ... +He wasn’t in any of the bathrooms or in the hospital +wing. ... + +“Want one?” said Ron thickly, holding out a box of +Chocolate Cauldrons. + +“No thanks,” said Harry, looking up. “Malfoy’s gone +again!” + +“Can’t have done,” said Ron, stuffing a second +Cauldron into his mouth as he slid out of bed to get +dressed. “Come on, if you don’t hurry up, you’ll have +to Apparate on an empty stomach. ... Might make it +easier, I suppose ...” Ron looked thoughtfully at the +box of Chocolate Cauldrons, then shrugged and +helped himself to a third. + +Harry tapped the map with his wand, muttered, +“Mischief managed,” though it hadn’t been, and got +dressed, thinking hard. There had to be an +explanation for Malfoy’s periodic disappearances, but +he simply could not think what it could be. The best +way of finding out would be to tail him, but even with +the Invisibility Cloak this was an impractical idea: +Harry had lessons, Quidditch practice, homework, +and Apparition; he could not follow Malfoy around +school all day without his absence being remarked +upon. + +Page | 439 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ready?” he said to Ron. + +He was halfway to the dormitory door when he +realized that Ron had not moved, but was leaning on +his bedpost, staring out of the rain-washed window +with a strangely unfocused look on his face. + +“Ron? Breakfast.” + +“I’m not hungry.” + +Harry stared at him. + +“I thought you just said — ?” + +“Well, all right, I’ll come down with you,” sighed Ron, +“but I don’t want to eat.” + +Harry scrutinized him suspiciously. + +“You’ve just eaten half a box of Chocolate Cauldrons, +haven’t you?” + +“It’s not that,” Ron sighed again. “You ... you wouldn’t +understand.” + +“Fair enough,” said Harry, albeit puzzled, as he +turned to open the door. + +“Harry!” said Ron suddenly. + +“What?” + +“Harry, I can’t stand it!” + +“You can’t stand what?” asked Harry, now starting to +feel definitely alarmed. Ron was rather pale and +looked as though he was about to be sick. + + + +Page | 440 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I can’t stop thinking about her!” said Ron hoarsely. + +Harry gaped at him. He had not expected this and +was not sure he wanted to hear it. Friends they might +be, but if Ron started calling Lavender “Lav-Lav,” he +would have to put his foot down. + +“Why does that stop you having breakfast?” Harry +asked, trying to inject a note of common sense into +the proceedings. + +“I don’t think she knows I exist,” said Ron with a +desperate gesture. + +“She definitely knows you exist,” said Harry, +bewildered. “She keeps snogging you, doesn’t she?” + +Ron blinked. “Who are you talking about?” + +“Who are you talking about?” said Harry, with an +increasing sense that all reason had dropped out of +the conversation. + +“Romilda Vane,” said Ron softly, and his whole face +seemed to illuminate as he said it, as though hit by a +ray of purest sunlight. + +They stared at each other for almost a whole minute, +before Harry said, “This is a joke, right? You’re +joking.” + +“I think ... Harry, I think I love her,” said Ron in a +strangled voice. + +“Okay,” said Harry, walking up to Ron to get a better +look at the glazed eyes and the pallid complexion, +“okay... Say that again with a straight face.” + + + +Page | 441 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I love her,” repeated Ron breathlessly. “Have you +seen her hair, it’s all black and shiny and silky ... and +her eyes? Her big dark eyes? And her — ” + +“This is really funny and everything,” said Harry +impatiently, “but joke’s over, all right? Drop it.” + +He turned to leave; he had got two steps toward the +door when a crashing blow hit him on the right ear. +Staggering, he looked around. Ron’s fist was drawn +right back; his face was contorted with rage; he was +about to strike again. + +Harry reacted instinctively; his wand was out of his +pocket and the incantation sprang to mind without +conscious thought: Levicorpus\ + +Ron yelled as his heel was wrenched upward once +more; he dangled helplessly, upside down, his robes +hanging off him. + +“ What was that for?” Harry bellowed. + +“You insulted her, Harry! You said it was a joke!” +shouted Ron, who was slowly turning purple in the +face as all the blood rushed to his head. + +“This is insane!” said Harry. “What’s got into — ?” + +And then he saw the box lying open on Ron’s bed, +and the truth hit him with the force of a stampeding +troll. + +“Where did you get those Chocolate Cauldrons?” + +“They were a birthday present!” shouted Ron, +revolving slowly in midair as he struggled to get free. + +“I offered you one, didn’t I?” + + + +Page | 442 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You just picked them up off the floor, didn’t you?” + + + +“They’d fallen off my bed, all right? Let me go!” + +“They didn’t fall off your bed, you prat, don’t you +understand? They were mine, I chucked them out of +my trunk when I was looking for the map, they’re the +Chocolate Cauldrons Romilda gave me before +Christmas, and they’re all spiked with love potion!” + +But only one word of this seemed to have registered +with Ron. + +“Romilda?” he repeated. “Did you say Romilda? Harry +— do you know her? Can you introduce me?” + +Harry stared at the dangling Ron, whose face now +looked tremendously hopeful, and fought a strong +desire to laugh. A part of him — the part closest to +his throbbing right ear — was quite keen on the idea +of letting Ron down and watching him run amok until +the effects of the potion wore off. . . . But on the other +hand, they were supposed to be friends, Ron had not +been himself when he had attacked, and Harry +thought that he would deserve another punching if he +permitted Ron to declare undying love for Romilda +Vane. + +“Yeah, I’ll introduce you,” said Harry, thinking fast. +“I’m going to let you down now, okay?” + +He sent Ron crashing back to the floor (his ear did +hurt quite a lot), but Ron simply bounded to his feet +again, grinning. + +“She’ll be in Slughorn’s office,” said Harry confidently, +leading the way to the door. + + + +Page | 443 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why will she be in there?” asked Ron anxiously, +hurrying to keep up. + +“Oh, she has extra Potions lessons with him,” said +Harry, inventing wildly. + +“Maybe I could ask if I can have them with her?” said +Ron eagerly. + +“Great idea,” said Harry. + +Lavender was waiting beside the portrait hole, a +complication Harry had not foreseen. + +“You’re late, Won-Won!” she pouted. “I’ve got you a +birthday — ” + +“Leave me alone,” said Ron impatiently. “Harry’s going +to introduce me to Romilda Vane.” + +And without another word to her, he pushed his way +out of the portrait hole. Harry tried to make an +apologetic face to Lavender, but it might have turned +out simply amused, because she looked more +offended than ever as the Fat Lady swung shut +behind them. + +Harry had been slightly worried that Slughorn might +be at breakfast, but he answered his office door at the +first knock, wearing a green velvet dressing gown and +matching nightcap and looking rather bleary-eyed. + +“Harry,” he mumbled. “This is very early for a call. ... I +generally sleep late on a Saturday. ...” + +“Professor, I’m really sorry to disturb you,” said Harry +as quietly as possible, while Ron stood on tiptoe, +attempting to see past Slughorn into his room, “but +my friend Ron’s swallowed a love potion by mistake. + +Page | 444 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You couldn’t make him an antidote, could you? I’d +take him to Madam Pomfrey, but we’re not supposed +to have anything from Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes and, +you know ... awkward questions ...” + +“I’d have thought you could have whipped him up a +remedy, Harry, an expert potioneer like you?” asked +Slughorn. + +“Er,” said Harry, somewhat distracted by the fact that +Ron was now elbowing him in the ribs in an attempt +to force his way into the room, “well, I’ve never mixed +an antidote for a love potion, sir, and by the time I get +it right, Ron might’ve done something serious — ” + +Helpfully, Ron chose this moment to moan, “I can’t +see her, Harry — is he hiding her?” + +“Was this potion within date?” asked Slughorn, now +eyeing Ron with professional interest. “They can +strengthen, you know, the longer they’re kept.” + +“That would explain a lot,” panted Harry, now +positively wrestling with Ron to keep him from +knocking Slughorn over. “It’s his birthday, Professor,” +he added imploringly. + +“Oh, all right, come in, then, come in,” said Slughorn, +relenting. “I’ve got the necessary here in my bag, it’s +not a difficult antidote. ...” + +Ron burst through the door into Slughorn ’s +overheated, crowded study, tripped over a tasseled +footstool, regained his balance by seizing Harry +around the neck, and muttered, “She didn’t see that, +did she?” + + + +Page | 445 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She’s not here yet,” said Harry, watching Slughorn +opening his potion kit and adding a few pinches of +this and that to a small crystal bottle. + +“That’s good,” said Ron fervently. “How do I look?” + +“Very handsome,” said Slughorn smoothly, handing +Ron a glass of clear liquid. “Now drink that up, it’s a +tonic for the nerves, keep you calm when she arrives, +you know.” + +“Brilliant,” said Ron eagerly, and he gulped the +antidote down noisily. + +Harry and Slughorn watched him. For a moment, Ron +beamed at them. Then, very slowly, his grin sagged +and vanished, to be replaced by an expression of +utmost horror. + +“Back to normal, then?” said Harry, grinning. +Slughorn chuckled. “Thanks a lot, Professor.” + +“Don’t mention it, m’boy, don’t mention it,” said +Slughorn, as Ron collapsed into a nearby armchair, +looking devastated. “Pick-me-up, that’s what he +needs,” Slughorn continued, now bustling over to a +table loaded with drinks. “I’ve got butterbeer, I’ve got +wine, I’ve got one last bottle of this oak-matured mead +. . . hmm . . . meant to give that to Dumbledore for +Christmas ... ah, well ...” He shrugged. “He can’t miss +what he’s never had! Why don’t we open it now and +celebrate Mr. Weasley’s birthday? Nothing like a fine +spirit to chase away the pangs of disappointed love. + + + +He chortled again, and Harry joined in. This was the +first time he had found himself almost alone with +Slughorn since his disastrous first attempt to extract +the true memory from him. Perhaps, if he could just + +Page | 446 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +keep Slughorn in a good mood . . . perhaps if they got +through enough of the oak-matured mead . . . + +“There you are then,” said Slughorn, handing Harry +and Ron a glass of mead each before raising his own. +“Well, a very happy birthday, Ralph — ” + +“Ron — ” whispered Harry. + +But Ron, who did not appear to be listening to the +toast, had already thrown the mead into his mouth +and swallowed it. + +There was one second, hardly more than a heartbeat, +in which Harry knew there was something terribly +wrong and Slughorn, it seemed, did not. + +“ — and may you have many more — ” + +“Ron\” + +Ron had dropped his glass; he half-rose from his +chair and then crumpled, his extremities jerking +uncontrollably. Foam was dribbling from his mouth, +and his eyes were bulging from their sockets. + +“Professor!” Harry bellowed. “Do something!” + +But Slughorn seemed paralyzed by shock. Ron +twitched and choked: His skin was turning blue. + +“What — but — ” spluttered Slughorn. + +Harry leapt over a low table and sprinted toward +Slughorn ’s open potion kit, pulling out jars and +pouches, while the terrible sound of Ron’s gargling +breath filled the room. Then he found it — the +shriveled kidneylike stone Slughorn had taken from +him in Potions. + +Page | 447 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He hurtled back to Ron’s side, wrenched open his +jaw, and thrust the bezoar into his mouth. Ron gave a +great shudder, a rattling gasp, and his body became +limp and still. + + + +Page | 448 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + +ELF TAILS + +“So, all in all, not one of Ron’s better birthdays?” said +Fred. + +It was evening; the hospital wing was quiet, the +windows curtained, the lamps lit. Ron’s was the only +occupied bed. Harry, Hermione, and Ginny were +sitting around him; they had spent all day waiting +outside the double doors, trying to see inside +whenever somebody went in or out. Madam Pomfrey +had only let them enter at eight o’clock. Fred and +George had arrived at ten past. + +“This isn’t how we imagined handing over our +present,” said George grimly, putting down a large +wrapped gift on Ron’s bedside cabinet and sitting +beside Ginny. + +“Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was +conscious,” said Fred. + +“There we were in Hogsmeade, waiting to surprise +him — ” said George. + +Page | 449 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“You were in Hogsmeade?” asked Ginny, looking up. + +“We were thinking of buying Zonko’s,” said Fred +gloomily. “A Hogsmeade branch, you know, but a fat +lot of good it’ll do us if you lot aren’t allowed out at +weekends to buy our stuff anymore. ... But never +mind that now.” + +He drew up a chair beside Harry and looked at Ron’s +pale face. + +“How exactly did it happen, Harry?” + +Harry retold the story he had already recounted, it felt +like a hundred times to Dumbledore, to McGonagall, +to Madam Pomfrey, to Hermione, and to Ginny. + +"... and then I got the bezoar down his throat and his +breathing eased up a bit, Slughorn ran for help, +McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey turned up, and they +brought Ron up here. They reckon he’ll be all right. +Madam Pomfrey says hell have to stay here a week or +so ... keep taking essence of rue ...” + +“Blimey, it was lucky you thought of a bezoar,” said +George in a low voice. + +“Lucky there was one in the room,” said Harry, who +kept turning cold at the thought of what would have +happened if he had not been able to lay hands on the +little stone. + +Hermione gave an almost inaudible sniff. She had +been exceptionally quiet all day. Having hurtled, +white-faced, up to Harry outside the hospital wing +and demanded to know what had happened, she had +taken almost no part in Harry and Ginny’s obsessive +discussion about how Ron had been poisoned, but +merely stood beside them, clench-jawed and +Page | 450 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +frightened-looking, until at last they had been allowed +in to see him. + +“Do Mum and Dad know?” Fred asked Ginny. + +“They’ve already seen him, they arrived an hour ago +— they’re in Dumbledore’s office now, but they’ll be +back soon. ...” + +There was a pause while they all watched Ron +mumble a little in his sleep. + +“So the poison was in the drink?” said Fred quietly. + +“Yes,” said Harry at once; he could think of nothing +else and was glad for the opportunity to start +discussing it again. “Slughorn poured it out — ” + +“Would he have been able to slip something into Ron’s +glass without you seeing?” + +“Probably,” said Harry, “but why would Slughorn +want to poison Ron?” + +“No idea,” said Fred, frowning. “You don’t think he +could have mixed up the glasses by mistake? Meaning +to get you?” + +“Why would Slughorn want to poison Harry?” asked +Ginny. + +“I dunno,” said Fred, “but there must be loads of +people who’d like to poison Harry, mustn’t there? The +Chosen One’ and all that?” + +“So you think Slughorn ’s a Death Eater?” said Ginny. +“Anything’s possible,” said Fred darkly. + + + +Page | 451 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He could be under the Imperius Curse,” said George. + +“Or he could be innocent,” said Ginny. “The poison +could have been in the bottle, in which case it was +probably meant for Slughorn himself.” + +“Who’d want to kill Slughorn?” + +“Dumbledore reckons Voldemort wanted Slughorn on +his side,” said Harry. “Slughorn was in hiding for a +year before he came to Hogwarts. And ...” He thought +of the memory Dumbledore had not yet been able to +extract from Slughorn. “And maybe Voldemort wants +him out of the way, maybe he thinks he could be +valuable to Dumbledore.” + +“But you said Slughorn had been planning to give +that bottle to Dumbledore for Christmas,” Ginny +reminded him. “So the poisoner could just as easily +have been after Dumbledore.” + +“Then the poisoner didn’t know Slughorn very well,” +said Hermione, speaking for the first time in hours +and sounding as though she had a bad head cold. +“Anyone who knew Slughorn would have known there +was a good chance he’d keep something that tasty for +himself.” + +“Er-my-nee,” croaked Ron unexpectedly from between +them. + +They all fell silent, watching him anxiously, but after +muttering incomprehensibly for a moment he merely +started snoring. + +The dormitory doors flew open, making them all +jump: Hagrid came striding toward them, his hair +rain-flecked, his bearskin coat flapping behind him, a + + + +Page | 452 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +crossbow in his hand, leaving a trail of muddy +dolphin-sized footprints all over the floor. + +“Bin in the forest all day!” he panted. “Aragog’s worse, +I bin readin’ to him — didn’ get up ter dinner till jus’ +now an’ then Professor Sprout told me abou’ Ron! + +How is he?” + +“Not bad,” said Harry. “They say he’ll be okay.” + +“No more than six visitors at a time!” said Madam +Pomfrey, hurrying out of her office. + +“Hagrid makes six,” George pointed out. + +“Oh ... yes ...” said Madam Pomfrey, who seemed to +have been counting Hagrid as several people due to +his vastness. To cover her confusion, she hurried off +to clear up his muddy footprints with her wand. + +“I don’ believe this,” said Hagrid hoarsely, shaking his +great shaggy head as he stared down at Ron. “Jus’ +don’ believe it ... Look at him lyin’ there. ... Who’d +want ter hurt him, eh?” + +“That’s just what we were discussing,” said Harry. + +“We don’t know.” + +“Someone couldn’ have a grudge against the +Gryffindor Quidditch team, could they?” said Hagrid +anxiously. “Firs’ Katie, now Ron ...” + +“I can’t see anyone trying to bump off a Quidditch +team,” said George. + +“Wood might’ve done the Slytherins if he could’ve got +away with it,” said Fred fairly. + + + +Page | 453 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I don’t think it’s Quidditch, but I think there’s a +connection between the attacks,” said Hermione +quietly. + +“How d’you work that out?” asked Fred. + +“Well, for one thing, they both ought to have been +fatal and weren’t, although that was pure luck. And +for another, neither the poison nor the necklace +seems to have reached the person who was supposed +to be killed. Of course,” she added broodingly, “that +makes the person behind this even more dangerous +in a way, because they don’t seem to care how many +people they finish off before they actually reach their +victim.” + +Before anybody could respond to this ominous +pronouncement, the dormitory doors opened again +and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley hurried up the ward. They +had done no more than satisfy themselves that Ron +would make a full recovery on their last visit to the +ward; now Mrs. Weasley seized hold of Harry and +hugged him very tightly. “Dumbledore’s told us how +you saved him with the bezoar,” she sobbed. “Oh, +Harry, what can we say? You saved Ginny ... you +saved Arthur ... now you’ve saved Ron ...” + +“Don’t be ... I didn’t ...” muttered Harry awkwardly. + +“Half our family does seem to owe you their lives, now +I stop and think about it,” Mr. Weasley said in a +constricted voice. “Well, all I can say is that it was a +lucky day for the Weasleys when Ron decided to sit in +your compartment on the Hogwarts Express, Harry.” + +Harry could not think of any reply to this and was +almost glad when Madam Pomfrey reminded them +that there were only supposed to be six visitors +around Ron’s bed; he and Hermione rose at once to + +Page | 454 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +leave and Hagrid decided to go with them, leaving Ron +with his family. + +“It’s terrible,” growled Hagrid into his beard, as the +three of them walked back along the corridor to the +marble staircase. “All this new security, an’ kids are +still gettin’ hurt. ... Dumbledore’s worried sick. ... He +don’ say much, but I can tell. ...” + +“Hasn’t he got any ideas, Hagrid?” asked Hermione +desperately. + +“I ’spect he’s got hundreds of ideas, brain like his,” +said Hagrid. “But he doesn’ know who sent that +necklace nor put poison in that wine, or they’d ’ve bin +caught, wouldn’ they? Wha’ worries me,” said Hagrid, +lowering his voice and glancing over his shoulder +(Harry, for good measure, checked the ceiling for +Peeves), “is how long Hogwarts can stay open if kids +are bein’ attacked. Chamber o’ Secrets all over again, +isn’ it? There’ll be panic, more parents takin’ their +kids outta school, an’ nex’ thing yeh know the board +o’ governors ...” + +Hagrid stopped talking as the ghost of a long-haired +woman drifted serenely past, then resumed in a +hoarse whisper, "... the board o’ governors’ll be talkin’ +about shuttin’ us up fer good.” + +“Surely not?” said Hermione, looking worried. + +“Gotta see it from their point o’ view,” said Hagrid +heavily. “I mean, it’s always bin a bit of a risk sendin’ +a kid ter Hogwarts, hasn’ it? Yer expect accidents, +don’ yeh, with hundreds of underage wizards all +locked up tergether, but attempted murder, tha’s +diff’rent. ’S’no wonder Dumbledore’s angry with Sn — + + + +Page | 455 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid stopped in his tracks, a familiar, guilty +expression on what was visible of his face above his +tangled black beard. + +“What?” said Harry quickly. “Dumbledore’s angry with +Snape?” + +“I never said tha’,” said Hagrid, though his look of +panic could not have been a bigger giveaway. “Look at +the time, it’s gettin’ on fer midnight, I need ter — ” + +“Hagrid, why is Dumbledore angry with Snape?” + +Harry asked loudly. + +“Shhhh!” said Hagrid, looking both nervous and +angry. “Don’ shout stuff like that, Harry, d’yeh wan’ +me ter lose me job? Mind, I don’ suppose yeh’d care, +would yeh, not now yeh’ve given up Care of Mag — ” + +“Don’t try and make me feel guilty, it won’t work!” +said Harry forcefully. “What’s Snape done?” + +“I dunno, Harry, I shouldn’ta heard it at all! I — well, I +was cornin’ outta the forest the other evenin’ an’ I +overheard ’em talking — well, arguin’. Didn’t like ter +draw attention to meself, so I sorta skulked an’ tried +not ter listen, but it was a — well, a heated discussion +an’ it wasn’ easy ter block it out.” + +“Well?” Harry urged him, as Hagrid shuffled his +enormous feet uneasily. + +“Well — I jus’ heard Snape sayin’ Dumbledore took +too much fer granted an’ maybe he — Snape — didn’ +wan’ ter do it anymore — ” + +“Do what?” + + + +Page | 456 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I dunno, Harry, it sounded like Snape was feelin’ a +bit overworked, tha’s all — anyway, Dumbledore told +him flat out he’d agreed ter do it an’ that was all there +was to it. Pretty firm with him. An’ then he said +summat abou’ Snape makin’ investigations in his +House, in Slytherin. Well, there’s nothin’ strange +abou’ that!” Hagrid added hastily, as Harry and +Hermione exchanged looks full of meaning. “All the +Heads o’ Houses were asked ter look inter that +necklace business — ” + +“Yeah, but Dumbledore ’s not having rows with the +rest of them, is he?” said Harry. + +“Look,” Hagrid twisted his crossbow uncomfortably in +his hands; there was a loud splintering sound and it +snapped in two. “I know what yeh’re like abou’ Snape, +Harry, an’ I don’ want yeh ter go readin’ more inter +this than there is.” + +“Look out,” said Hermione tersely. + +They turned just in time to see the shadow of Argus +Filch looming over the wall behind them before the +man himself turned the corner, hunchbacked, his +jowls aquiver. + +“Oho!” he wheezed. “Out of bed so late, this’ll mean +detention!” + +“No it won’, Filch,” said Hagrid shortly. “They’re with +me, aren’ they?” + +“And what difference does that make?” asked Filch +obnoxiously. + +“I’m a ruddy teacher, aren’ I, yeh sneakin’ Squib!” +said Hagrid, firing up at once. + + + +Page | 457 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a nasty hissing noise as Filch swelled with +fury; Mrs. Norris had arrived, unseen, and was +twisting herself sinuously around Filch’s skinny +ankles. + +“Get goin’,” said Hagrid out of the corner of his +mouth. + +Harry did not need telling twice; he and Hermione +both hurried off; Hagrid’s and Filch’s raised voices +echoed behind them as they ran. They passed Peeves +near the turning into Gryffindor Tower, but he was +streaking happily toward the source of the yelling, +cackling and calling, + +When there’s strife and when there’s trouble +Call on Peevsie, he’ll make double! + +The Fat Lady was snoozing and not pleased to be +woken, but swung forward grumpily to allow them to +clamber into the mercifully peaceful and empty +common room. It did not seem that people knew +about Ron yet; Harry was very relieved: He had been +interrogated enough that day. Hermione bade him +good night and set off for the girls’ dormitory. Harry, +however, remained behind, taking a seat beside the +fire and looking down into the dying embers. + +So Dumbledore had argued with Snape. In spite of all +he had told Harry, in spite of his insistence that he +trusted Snape completely, he had lost his temper with +him. ... He did not think that Snape had tried hard +enough to investigate the Slytherins ... or, perhaps, to +investigate a single Slytherin: Malfoy? + +Was it because Dumbledore did not want Harry to do +anything foolish, to take matters into his own hands, +that he had pretended there was nothing in Harry’s +suspicions? That seemed likely. It might even be that + +Page | 458 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore did not want anything to distract Harry +from their lessons, or from procuring that memory +from Slughorn. Perhaps Dumbledore did not think it +right to confide suspicions about his staff to sixteen- +year-olds. ... + +“There you are, Potter!” + +Harry jumped to his feet in shock, his wand at the +ready. He had been quite convinced that the common +room was empty; he had not been at all prepared for +a hulking figure to rise suddenly out of a distant +chair. A closer look showed him that it was Cormac +McLaggen. + +“I’ve been waiting for you to come back,” said +McLaggen, disregarding Harry’s drawn wand. + +“Must’ve fallen asleep. Look, I saw them taking +Weasley up to the hospital wing earlier. Didn’t look +like he’ll be fit for next week’s match.” + +It took Harry a few moments to realize what +McLaggen was talking about. + +“Oh ... right ... Quidditch,” he said, putting his wand +back into the belt of his jeans and running a hand +wearily through his hair. “Yeah ... he might not make +it.” + +“Well, then, I’ll be playing Keeper, won’t I?” said +McLaggen. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Yeah, I suppose so. ...” + +He could not think of an argument against it; after +all, McLaggen had certainly performed second-best in +the trials. + + + +Page | 459 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Excellent,” said McLaggen in a satisfied voice. “So +when’s practice?” + +“What? Oh ... there’s one tomorrow evening.” + +“Good. Listen, Potter, we should have a talk +beforehand. I’ve got some ideas on strategy you might +find useful.” + +“Right,” said Harry unenthusiastically. “Well, I’ll hear +them tomorrow, then. I’m pretty tired now ... see you + + + +The news that Ron had been poisoned spread quickly +next day, but it did not cause the sensation that +Katie’s attack had done. People seemed to think that +it might have been an accident, given that he had +been in the Potions master’s room at the time, and +that as he had been given an antidote immediately +there was no real harm done. In fact, the Gryffindors +were generally much more interested in the upcoming +Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, for many of them +wanted to see Zacharias Smith, who played Chaser on +the Hufflepuff team, punished soundly for his +commentary during the opening match against +Slytherin. + +Harry, however, had never been less interested in +Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with +Draco Malfoy. Still checking the Marauder’s Map +whenever he got a chance, he sometimes made +detours to wherever Malfoy happened to be, but had +not yet detected him doing anything out of the +ordinary. And still there were those inexplicable times +when Malfoy simply vanished from the map. ... + +But Harry did not get a lot of time to consider the +problem, what with Quidditch practice, homework, + + + +Page | 460 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and the fact that he was now being dogged wherever +he went by Cormac McLaggen and Lavender Brown. + +He could not decide which of them was more +annoying. McLaggen kept up a constant stream of +hints that he would make a better permanent Keeper +for the team than Ron, and that now that Harry was +seeing him play regularly he would surely come +around to this way of thinking too; he was also keen +to criticize the other players and provide Harry with +detailed training schemes, so that more than once +Harry was forced to remind him who was Captain. + +Meanwhile, Lavender kept sidling up to Harry to +discuss Ron, which Harry found almost more wearing +than McLaggen’s Quidditch lectures. At first, + +Lavender had been very annoyed that nobody had +thought to tell her that Ron was in the hospital wing +— “I mean, I am his girlfriend!” — but unfortunately +she had now decided to forgive Harry this lapse of +memory and was keen to have lots of in-depth chats +with him about Ron’s feelings, a most uncomfortable +experience that Harry would have happily forgone. + +“Look, why don’t you talk to Ron about all this?” + +Harry asked, after a particularly long interrogation +from Lavender that took in everything from precisely +what Ron had said about her new dress robes to +whether or not Harry thought that Ron considered his +relationship with Lavender to be “serious.” + +“Well, I would, but he’s always asleep when I go and +see him!” said Lavender fretfully. + +“Is he?” said Harry, surprised, for he had found Ron +perfectly alert every time he had been up to the +hospital wing, both highly interested in the news of +Dumbledore and Snape’s row and keen to abuse +McLaggen as much as possible. + +Page | 461 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Is Hermione Granger still visiting him?” Lavender +demanded suddenly. + +“Yeah, I think so. Well, they’re friends, aren’t they?” +said Harry uncomfortably. + +“Friends, don’t make me laugh,” said Lavender +scornfully. “She didn’t talk to him for weeks after he +started going out with me! But I suppose she wants to +make up with him now he’s all interesting. ...” + +“Would you call getting poisoned being interesting?” +asked Harry. “Anyway — sorry, got to go — there’s +McLaggen coming for a talk about Quidditch,” said +Harry hurriedly, and he dashed sideways through a +door pretending to be solid wall and sprinted down +the shortcut that would take him off to Potions where, +thankfully, neither Lavender nor McLaggen could +follow him. + +On the morning of the Quidditch match against +Hufflepuff, Harry dropped in on the hospital wing +before heading down to the pitch. Ron was very +agitated; Madam Pomfrey would not let him go down +to watch the match, feeling it would overexcite him. + +“So how’s McLaggen shaping up?” he asked Harry +nervously, apparently forgetting that he had already +asked the same question twice. + +“I’ve told you,” said Harry patiently, “he could be +world-class and I wouldn’t want to keep him. He +keeps trying to tell everyone what to do, he thinks he +could play every position better than the rest of us. I +can’t wait to be shot of him. And speaking of getting +shot of people,” Harry added, getting to his feet and +picking up his Firebolt, “will you stop pretending to +be asleep when Lavender comes to see you? She’s +driving me mad as well.” + +Page | 462 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh,” said Ron, looking sheepish. “Yeah. All right.” + +“If you don’t want to go out with her anymore, just tell +her,” said Harry. + +“Yeah ... well ... it’s not that easy, is it?” said Ron. He +paused. “Hermione going to look in before the +match?” he added casually. + +“No, she’s already gone down to the pitch with +Ginny.” + +“Oh,” said Ron, looking rather glum. “Right. Well, +good luck. Hope you hammer McLag — I mean, +Smith.” + +“I’ll try,” said Harry, shouldering his broom. “See you +after the match.” + +He hurried down through the deserted corridors; the +whole school was outside, either already seated in the +stadium or heading down toward it. He was looking +out of the windows he passed, trying to gauge how +much wind they were facing, when a noise ahead +made him glance up and he saw Malfoy walking +toward him, accompanied by two girls, both of whom +looked sulky and resentful. + +Malfoy stopped short at the sight of Harry, then gave +a short, humorless laugh and continued walking. + +“Where ’re you going?” Harry demanded. + +“Yeah, I’m really going to tell you, because it’s your +business, Potter,” sneered Malfoy. “You’d better hurry +up, they’ll be waiting for ‘the Chosen Captain’ — ‘the +Boy Who Scored’ — whatever they call you these +days.” + + + +Page | 463 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +One of the girls gave an unwilling giggle. Harry stared +at her. She blushed. Malfoy pushed past Harry and +she and her friend followed at a trot, turning the +corner and vanishing from view. + +Harry stood rooted on the spot and watched them +disappear. This was infuriating; he was already +cutting it fine to get to the match on time and yet +there was Malfoy, skulking off while the rest of the +school was absent: Harry’s best chance yet of +discovering what Malfoy was up to. The silent seconds +trickled past, and Harry remained where he was, +frozen, gazing at the place where Malfoy had +vanished. ... + +“Where have you been?” demanded Ginny, as Harry +sprinted into the changing rooms. The whole team +was changed and ready; Coote and Peakes, the +Beaters, were both hitting their clubs nervously +against their legs. + +“I met Malfoy,” Harry told her quietly, as he pulled his +scarlet robes over his head. + +“So?” + +“So I wanted to know how come he’s up at the castle +with a couple of girlfriends while everyone else is +down here. ...” + +“Does it matter right now?” + +“Well, I’m not likely to find out, am I?” said Harry, +seizing his Firebolt and pushing his glasses straight. +“Come on then!” + +And without another word, he marched out onto the +pitch to deafening cheers and boos. + + + +Page | 464 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was little wind; the clouds were patchy; every +now and then there were dazzling flashes of bright +sunlight. + +“Tricky conditions!” McLaggen said bracingly to the +team. “Coote, Peakes, you’ll want to fly out of the sun, +so they don’t see you coming — ” + +“I’m the Captain, McLaggen, shut up giving them +instructions,” said Harry angrily. “Just get up by the +goal posts!” + +Once McLaggen had marched off, Harry turned to +Coote and Peakes. + +“Make sure you do fly out of the sun,” he told them +grudgingly. + +He shook hands with the Hufflepuff Captain, and +then, on Madam Hooch’s whistle, kicked off and rose +into the air, higher than the rest of his team, +streaking around the pitch in search of the Snitch. If +he could catch it good and early, there might be a +chance he could get back up to the castle, seize the +Marauder’s Map, and find out what Malfoy was doing. + + + +“And that’s Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle,” said +a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. “He did the +commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley +flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked +like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I +expect he regrets that now he’s playing them — oh, +look, he’s lost the Quaffle, Ginny took it from him, I +do like her, she’s very nice. ...” + +Harry stared down at the commentator’s podium. +Surely nobody in their right mind would have let +Luna Lovegood commentate? But even from above + +Page | 465 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +there was no mistaking that long, dirty-blonde hair, +nor the necklace of butterbeer corks. ... Beside Luna, +Professor McGonagall was looking slightly +uncomfortable, as though she was indeed having +second thoughts about this appointment. + +"... but now that big Hufflepuff player’s got the +Quaffle from her, I can’t remember his name, it’s +something like Bibble — no, Buggins — ” + +“It’s Cadwallader!” said Professor McGonagall loudly +from beside Luna. The crowd laughed. + +Harry stared around for the Snitch; there was no sign +of it. Moments later, Cadwallader scored. McLaggen +had been shouting criticism at Ginny for allowing the +Quaffle out of her possession, with the result that he +had not noticed the large red ball soaring past his +right ear. + +“McLaggen, will you pay attention to what you’re +supposed to be doing and leave everyone else alone!” +bellowed Harry, wheeling around to face his Keeper. + +“You’re not setting a great example!” McLaggen +shouted back, red-faced and furious. + +“And Harry Potter’s now having an argument with his +Keeper,” said Luna serenely, while both Hufflepuffs +and Slytherins below in the crowd cheered and jeered. +“I don’t think that’ll help him find the Snitch, but +maybe it’s a clever ruse. ...” + +Swearing angrily, Harry spun round and set off +around the pitch again, scanning the skies for some +sign of the tiny, winged golden ball. + +Ginny and Demelza scored a goal apiece, giving the +red-and-gold-clad supporters below something to + +Page | 466 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cheer about. Then Cadwallader scored again, making +things level, but Luna did not seem to have noticed; +she appeared singularly uninterested in such +mundane things as the score, and kept attempting to +draw the crowd’s attention to such things as +interestingly shaped clouds and the possibility that +Zacharias Smith, who had so far failed to maintain +possession of the Quaffle for longer than a minute, +was suffering from something called “Loser’s Lurgy.” + +“Seventy-forty to Hufflepuff!” barked Professor +McGonagall into Luna’s megaphone. + +“Is it, already?” said Luna vaguely. “Oh, look! The +Gryffindor Keeper’s got hold of one of the Beater’s +bats.” + +Harry spun around in midair. Sure enough, + +McLaggen, for reasons best known to himself, had +pulled Peakes ’s bat from him and appeared to be +demonstrating how to hit a Bludger toward an +oncoming Cadwallader. + +“ Will you give him back his bat and get back to the goal +posts!” roared Harry, pelting toward McLaggen just as +McLaggen took a ferocious swipe at the Bludger and +mishit it. + +A blinding, sickening pain ... a flash of light . . . distant +screams . . . and the sensation of falling down a long +tunnel ... + +And the next thing Harry knew, he was lying in a +remarkably warm and comfortable bed and looking +up at a lamp that was throwing a circle of golden light +onto a shadowy ceiling. He raised his head +awkwardly. There on his left was a familiar-looking, +freckly, red-haired person. + + + +Page | 467 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nice of you to drop in,” said Ron, grinning. + +Harry blinked and looked around. Of course: He was +in the hospital wing. The sky outside was indigo +streaked with crimson. The match must have finished +hours ago ... as had any hope of cornering Malfoy. +Harry’s head felt strangely heavy; he raised a hand +and felt a stiff turban of bandages. + +“What happened?” + +“Cracked skull,” said Madam Pomfrey, bustling up +and pushing him back against his pillows. “Nothing to +worry about, I mended it at once, but I’m keeping you +in overnight. You shouldn’t overexert yourself for a +few hours.” + +“I don’t want to stay here overnight,” said Harry +angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. “I +want to find McLaggen and kill him.” + +“I’m afraid that would come under the heading of +‘overexertion,’ ” said Madam Pomfrey, pushing him +firmly back onto the bed and raising her wand in a +threatening manner. “You will stay here until I +discharge you, Potter, or I shall call the headmaster.” + +She bustled back into her office, and Harry sank back +into his pillows, fuming. + +“D’you know how much we lost by?” he asked Ron +through clenched teeth. + +“Well, yeah I do,” said Ron apologetically. “Final score +was three hundred and twenty to sixty.” + +“Brilliant,” said Harry savagely. “Really brilliant! + +When I get hold of McLaggen — ” + + + +Page | 468 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You don’t want to get hold of him, he’s the size of a +troll,” said Ron reasonably. “Personally, I think there’s +a lot to be said for hexing him with that toenail thing +of the Prince’s. Anyway, the rest of the team might’ve +dealt with him before you get out of here, they’re not +happy. ...” + +There was a note of badly suppressed glee in Ron’s +voice; Harry could tell he was nothing short of thrilled +that McLaggen had messed up so badly. Harry lay +there, staring up at the patch of light on the ceiling, +his recently mended skull not hurting, precisely, but +feeling slightly tender underneath all the bandaging. + +“I could hear the match commentary from here,” said +Ron, his voice now shaking with laughter. “I hope +Luna always commentates from now on. ... Loser’s +Lurgy ...” + +But Harry was still too angry to see much humor in +the situation, and after a while Ron’s snorts subsided. + +“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” +he said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination +zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in +which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed +her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave +them his blessing. ... “She reckons you only just +arrived on time for the match. How come? You left +here early enough.” + +“Oh ...” said Harry, as the scene in his mind’s eye +imploded. “Yeah ... well, I saw Malfoy sneaking off +with a couple of girls who didn’t look like they wanted +to be with him, and that’s the second time he’s made +sure he isn’t down on the Quidditch pitch with the +rest of the school; he skipped the last match too, +remember?” Harry sighed. “Wish I’d followed him +now, the match was such a fiasco. ...” + +Page | 469 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t be stupid,” said Ron sharply. “You couldn’t +have missed a Quidditch match just to follow Malfoy, +you’re the Captain!” + +“I want to know what he’s up to,” said Harry. “And +don’t tell me it’s all in my head, not after what I +overheard between him and Snape — ” + +“I never said it was all in your head,” said Ron, +hoisting himself up on an elbow in turn and frowning +at Harry, “but there’s no rule saying only one person +at a time can be plotting anything in this place! You’re +getting a bit obsessed with Malfoy, Harry. I mean, +thinking about missing a match just to follow him ...” + +“I want to catch him at it!” said Harry in frustration. + +“I mean, where’s he going when he disappears off the +map?” + +“I dunno . . . Hogsmeade?” suggested Ron, yawning. + +“I’ve never seen him going along any of the secret +passageways on the map. I thought they were being +watched now anyway?” + +“Well then, I dunno,” said Ron. + +Silence fell between them. Harry stared up at the +circle of lamplight above him, thinking. . . . + +If only he had Rufus Scrimgeour’s power, he would +have been able to set a tail upon Malfoy, but +unfortunately Harry did not have an office full of +Aurors at his command. ... He thought fleetingly of +trying to set something up with the D.A., but there +again was the problem that people would be missed +from lessons; most of them, after all, still had full +schedules. ... + + + +Page | 470 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a low, rumbling snore from Ron’s bed. + +After a while Madam Pomfrey came out of her office, +this time wearing a thick dressing gown. It was +easiest to feign sleep; Harry rolled over onto his side +and listened to all the curtains closing themselves as +she waved her wand. The lamps dimmed, and she +returned to her office; he heard the door click behind +her and knew that she was off to bed. + +This was, Harry reflected in the darkness, the third +time that he had been brought to the hospital wing +because of a Quidditch injury. Last time he had fallen +off his broom due to the presence of dementors +around the pitch, and the time before that, all the +bones had been removed from his arm by the +incurably inept Professor Lockhart. ... That had been +his most painful injury by far ... he remembered the +agony of regrowing an armful of bones in one night, a +discomfort not eased by the arrival of an unexpected +visitor in the middle of the — + +Harry sat bolt upright, his heart pounding, his +bandage turban askew. He had the solution at last: +There was a way to have Malfoy followed — how could +he have forgotten, why hadn’t he thought of it before? + +But the question was, how to call him? What did you +do? + +Quietly, tentatively, Harry spoke into the darkness. +“Kreacher?” + +There was a very loud crack, and the sounds of +scuffling and squeaks filled the silent room. Ron +awoke with a yelp. + +“What’s going — ?” + + + +Page | 471 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry pointed his wand hastily at the door of Madam +Pomfrey’s office and muttered, “MuffliatoV’ so that she +would not come running. Then he scrambled to the +end of his bed for a better look at what was going on. + +Two house-elves were rolling around on the floor in +the middle of the dormitory, one wearing a shrunken +maroon jumper and several woolly hats, the other, a +filthy old rag strung over his hips like a loincloth. +Then there was another loud bang, and Peeves the +Poltergeist appeared in midair above the wrestling +elves. + +“I was watching that, Potty!” he told Harry +indignantly, pointing at the fight below, before letting +out a loud cackle. “Look at the ickle creatures +squabbling, bitey bitey, punchy punchy — ” + +“Kreacher will not insult Harry Potter in front of +Dobby, no he won’t, or Dobby will shut Kreacher’s +mouth for him!” cried Dobby in a high-pitched voice. + +“ — kicky, scratchy!” cried Peeves happily, now pelting +bits of chalk at the elves to enrage them further. +“Tweaky, pokey!” + +“Kreacher will say what he likes about his master, oh +yes, and what a master he is, filthy friend of +Mudbloods, oh, what would poor Kreacher’s mistress +say — ?” + +Exactly what Kreacher’s mistress would have said +they did not find out, for at that moment Dobby sank +his knobbly little fist into Kreacher’s mouth and +knocked out half of his teeth. Harry and Ron both +leapt out of their beds and wrenched the two elves +apart, though they continued to try and kick and +punch each other, egged on by Peeves, who swooped + + + +Page | 472 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around the lamp squealing, “Stick your fingers up his +nosey, draw his cork and pull his earsies — ” + +Harry aimed his wand at Peeves and said, “Langlockl” +Peeves clutched at his throat, gulped, then swooped +from the room making obscene gestures but unable to +speak, owing to the fact that his tongue had just +glued itself to the roof of his mouth. + +“Nice one,” said Ron appreciatively, lifting Dobby into +the air so that his flailing limbs no longer made +contact with Kreacher. “That was another Prince hex, +wasn’t it?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, twisting Kreacher’s wizened arm +into a half nelson. “Right — I’m forbidding you to fight +each other! Well, Kreacher, you’re forbidden to fight +Dobby. Dobby, I know I’m not allowed to give you +orders — ” + +“Dobby is a free house-elf and he can obey anyone he +likes and Dobby will do whatever Harry Potter wants +him to do!” said Dobby, tears now streaming down his +shriveled little face onto his jumper. + +“Okay then,” said Harry, and he and Ron both +released the elves, who fell to the floor but did not +continue fighting. + +“Master called me?” croaked Kreacher, sinking into a +bow even as he gave Harry a look that plainly wished +him a painful death. + +“Yeah, I did,” said Harry, glancing toward Madam +Pomfrey’s office door to check that the Muffliato spell +was still working; there was no sign that she had +heard any of the commotion. “I’ve got a job for you.” + + + +Page | 473 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Kreacher will do whatever Master wants,” said +Kreacher, sinking so low that his lips almost touched +his gnarled toes, “because Kreacher has no choice, +but Kreacher is ashamed to have such a master, yes + + + +“Dobby will do it, Harry Potter!” squeaked Dobby, his +tennis-ball-sized eyes still swimming in tears. “Dobby +would be honored to help Harry Potter!” + +“Come to think of it, it would be good to have both of +you,” said Harry. “Okay then ... I want you to tail +Draco Malfoy.” + +Ignoring the look of mingled surprise and +exasperation on Ron’s face, Harry went on, “I want to +know where he’s going, who he’s meeting, and what +he’s doing. I want you to follow him around the +clock.” + +“Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes +shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, +Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry +Potter!” + +“There won’t be any need for that,” said Harry hastily. + +“Master wants me to follow the youngest of the +Malfoys?” croaked Kreacher. “Master wants me to spy +upon the pure-blood great-nephew of my old +mistress?” + +“That’s the one,” said Harry, foreseeing a great danger +and determining to prevent it immediately. “And +you’re forbidden to tip him off, Kreacher, or to show +him what you’re up to, or to talk to him at all, or to +write him messages or ... or to contact him in any +way. Got it?” + + + +Page | 474 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He thought he could see Kreacher struggling to see a +loophole in the instructions he had just been given +and waited. After a moment or two, and to Harry’s +great satisfaction, Kreacher bowed deeply again and +said, with bitter resentment, “Master thinks of +everything, and Kreacher must obey him even though +Kreacher would much rather be the servant of the +Malfoy boy, oh yes. ...” + +“That’s settled, then,” said Harry. “I’ll want regular +reports, but make sure I’m not surrounded by people +when you turn up. Ron and Hermione are okay. And +don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Just stick to +Malfoy like a couple of wart plasters.” + + + +Page | 475 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +LORD VOLDEMORT’S REQUEST + +Harry and Ron left the hospital wing first thing on +Monday morning, restored to full health by the +ministrations of Madam Pomfrey and now able to +enjoy the benefits of having been knocked out and +poisoned, the best of which was that Hermione was +friends with Ron again. Hermione even escorted them +down to breakfast, bringing with her the news that +Ginny had argued with Dean. The drowsing creature +in Harry’s chest suddenly raised its head, sniffing the +air hopefully. + +“What did they row about?” he asked, trying to sound +casual as they turned onto a seventh-floor corridor +that was deserted but for a very small girl who had +been examining a tapestry of trolls in tutus. She +looked terrified at the sight of the approaching sixth +years and dropped the heavy brass scales she was +carrying. + +“It’s all right!” said Hermione kindly, hurrying forward +to help her. “Here ...” + + + +Page | 476 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +She tapped the broken scales with her wand and +said, “Reparo.” The girl did not say thank you, but +remained rooted to the spot as they passed and +watched them out of sight; Ron glanced back at her. + +“I swear they’re getting smaller,” he said. + +“Never mind her,” said Harry, a little impatiently. +“What did Ginny and Dean row about, Hermione?” + +“Oh, Dean was laughing about McLaggen hitting that +Bludger at you,” said Hermione. + +“It must’ve looked funny,” said Ron reasonably. + +“It didn’t look funny at all!” said Hermione hotly. “It +looked terrible and if Coote and Peakes hadn’t caught +Harry he could have been very badly hurt!” + +“Yeah, well, there was no need for Ginny and Dean to +split up over it,” said Harry, still trying to sound +casual. “Or are they still together?” + +“Yes, they are — but why are you so interested?” +asked Hermione, giving Harry a sharp look. + +“I just don’t want my Quidditch team messed up +again!” he said hastily, but Hermione continued to +look suspicious, and he was most relieved when a +voice behind them called, “Harry!” giving him an +excuse to turn his back on her. + +“Oh, hi, Luna.” + +“I went to the hospital wing to find you,” said Luna, +rummaging in her bag. “But they said you’d left. ...” + +She thrust what appeared to be a green onion, a large +spotted toadstool, and a considerable amount of what + +Page | 477 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looked like cat litter into Ron’s hands, finally pulling +out a rather grubby scroll of parchment that she +handed to Harry. + +"... I’ve been told to give you this.” + +It was a small roll of parchment, which Harry +recognized at once as another invitation to a lesson +with Dumbledore. + +“Tonight,” he told Ron and Hermione, once he had +unrolled it. + +“Nice commentary last match!” said Ron to Luna as +she took back the green onion, the toadstool, and the +cat litter. Luna smiled vaguely. + +“You’re making fun of me, aren’t you?” she said. +“Everyone says I was dreadful.” + +“No, I’m serious!” said Ron earnestly. “I can’t +remember enjoying commentary more! What is this, +by the way?” he added, holding the onionlike object +up to eye level. + +“Oh, it’s a Gurdyroot,” she said, stuffing the cat litter +and the toadstool back into her bag. “You can keep it +if you like, I’ve got a few of them. They’re really +excellent for warding off Gulping Plimpies.” + +And she walked away, leaving Ron chortling, still +clutching the Gurdyroot. + +“You know, she’s grown on me, Luna,” he said, as +they set off again for the Great Hall. “I know she’s +insane, but it’s in a good — ” + + + +Page | 478 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He stopped talking very suddenly. Lavender Brown +was standing at the foot of the marble staircase +looking thunderous. + +“Hi,” said Ron nervously. + +“C’mon,” Harry muttered to Hermione, and they sped +past, though not before they had heard Lavender say, +“Why didn’t you tell me you were getting out today? +And why was she with you?” + +Ron looked both sulky and annoyed when he +appeared at breakfast half an hour later, and though +he sat with Lavender, Harry did not see them +exchange a word all the time they were together. +Hermione was acting as though she was quite +oblivious to all of this, but once or twice Harry saw an +inexplicable smirk cross her face. All that day she +seemed to be in a particularly good mood, and that +evening in the common room she even consented to +look over (in other words, finish writing) Harry’s +Herbology essay, something she had been resolutely +refusing to do up to this point, because she had +known that Harry would then let Ron copy his work. + +“Thanks a lot, Hermione,” said Harry, giving her a +hasty pat on the back as he checked his watch and +saw that it was nearly eight o’clock. “Listen, I’ve got to +hurry or I’ll be late for Dumbledore. ...” + +She did not answer, but merely crossed out a few of +his feebler sentences in a weary sort of way. Grinning, +Harry hurried out through the portrait hole and off to +the headmaster’s office. The gargoyle leapt aside at +the mention of toffee eclairs, and Harry took the spiral +staircase two steps at a time, knocking on the door +just as a clock within chimed eight. + + + +Page | 479 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Enter,” called Dumbledore, but as Harry put out a +hand to push the door, it was wrenched open from +inside. There stood Professor Trelawney. + +“Aha!” she cried, pointing dramatically at Harry as +she blinked at him through her magnifying +spectacles. “So this is the reason I am to be thrown +unceremoniously from your office, Dumbledore!” + +“My dear Sybill,” said Dumbledore in a slightly +exasperated voice, “there is no question of throwing +you unceremoniously from anywhere, but Harry does +have an appointment, and I really don’t think there is +any more to be said — ” + +“Very well,” said Professor Trelawney, in a deeply +wounded voice. “If you will not banish the usurping +nag, so be it. ... Perhaps I shall find a school where +my talents are better appreciated. ...” + +She pushed past Harry and disappeared down the +spiral staircase; they heard her stumble halfway +down, and Harry guessed that she had tripped over +one of her trailing shawls. + +“Please close the door and sit down, Harry,” said +Dumbledore, sounding rather tired. + +Harry obeyed, noticing as he took his usual seat in +front of Dumbledore ’s desk that the Pensieve lay +between them once more, as did two more tiny crystal +bottles full of swirling memory. + +“Professor Trelawney still isn’t happy Firenze is +teaching, then?” Harry asked. + +“No,” said Dumbledore, “Divination is turning out to +be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, +never having studied the subject myself. I cannot ask + +Page | 480 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Firenze to return to the forest, where he is now an +outcast, nor can I ask Sybill Trelawney to leave. +Between ourselves, she has no idea of the danger she +would be in outside the castle. She does not know — +and I think it would be unwise to enlighten her — +that she made the prophecy about you and +Voldemort, you see.” + +Dumbledore heaved a deep sigh, then said, “But +never mind my staffing problems. We have much +more important matters to discuss. Firstly — have +you managed the task I set you at the end of our +previous lesson?” + +“Ah,” said Harry, brought up short. What with +Apparition lessons and Quidditch and Ron being +poisoned and getting his skull cracked and his +determination to find out what Draco Malfoy was up +to, Harry had almost forgotten about the memory +Dumbledore had asked him to extract from Professor +Slughorn. “Well, I asked Professor Slughorn about it +at the end of Potions, sir, but, er, he wouldn’t give it +to me.” + +There was a little silence. + +“I see,” said Dumbledore eventually, peering at Harry +over the top of his half-moon spectacles and giving +Harry the usual sensation that he was being X-rayed. +“And you feel that you have exerted your very best +efforts in this matter, do you? That you have +exercised all of your considerable ingenuity? That you +have left no depth of cunning unplumbed in your +quest to retrieve the memory?” + +“Well,” Harry stalled, at a loss for what to say next. + +His single attempt to get hold of the memory suddenly +seemed embarrassingly feeble. “Well ... the day Ron +swallowed love potion by mistake I took him to + +Page | 481 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor Slughorn. I thought maybe if I got Professor +Slughorn in a good enough mood — ” + +“And did that work?” asked Dumbledore. + +“Well, no, sir, because Ron got poisoned — ” + +“ — which, naturally, made you forget all about trying +to retrieve the memory; I would have expected nothing +else, while your best friend was in danger. Once it +became clear that Mr. Weasley was going to make a +full recovery, however, I would have hoped that you +returned to the task I set you. I thought I made it +clear to you how very important that memory is. +Indeed, I did my best to impress upon you that it is +the most crucial memory of all and that we will be +wasting our time without it.” + +A hot, prickly feeling of shame spread from the top of +Harry’s head all the way down his body. Dumbledore +had not raised his voice, he did not even sound angry, +but Harry would have preferred him to yell; this cold +disappointment was worse than anything. + +“Sir,” he said, a little desperately, “it isn’t that I wasn’t +bothered or anything, I’ve just had other — other +things ...” + +“Other things on your mind,” Dumbledore finished +the sentence for him. “I see.” + +Silence fell between them again, the most +uncomfortable silence Harry had ever experienced +with Dumbledore; it seemed to go on and on, +punctuated only by the little grunting snores of the +portrait of Armando Dippet over Dumbledore ’s head. +Harry felt strangely diminished, as though he had +shrunk a little since he had entered the room. When +he could stand it no longer he said, “Professor +Page | 482 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore, I’m really sorry. I should have done +more. ... I should have realized you wouldn’t have +asked me to do it if it wasn’t really important.” + +“Thank you for saying that, Harry,” said Dumbledore +quietly. “May I hope, then, that you will give this +matter higher priority from now on? There will be +little point in our meeting after tonight unless we +have that memory.” + +“I’ll do it, sir, I’ll get it from him,” he said earnestly. + +“Then we shall say no more about it just now,” said +Dumbledore more kindly, “but continue with our +story where we left off. You remember where that +was?” + +“Yes, sir,” said Harry quickly. “Voldemort killed his +father and his grandparents and made it look as +though his Uncle Morfin did it. Then he went back to +Hogwarts and he asked ... he asked Professor +Slughorn about Horcruxes,” he mumbled +shamefacedly. + +“Very good,” said Dumbledore. “Now, you will +remember, I hope, that I told you at the very outset of +these meetings of ours that we would be entering the +realms of guesswork and speculation?” + +“Yes, sir.” + +“Thus far, as I hope you agree, I have shown you +reasonably firm sources of fact for my deductions as +to what Voldemort did until the age of seventeen?” + +Harry nodded. + +“But now, Harry,” said Dumbledore, “now things +become murkier and stranger. If it was difficult to find + +Page | 483 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +evidence about the boy Riddle, it has been almost +impossible to find anyone prepared to reminisce +about the man Voldemort. In fact, I doubt whether +there is a soul alive, apart from himself, who could +give us a full account of his life since he left +Hogwarts. However, I have two last memories that I +would like to share with you.” Dumbledore indicated +the two little crystal bottles gleaming beside the +Pensieve. “I shall then be glad of your opinion as to +whether the conclusions I have drawn from them +seem likely.” + +The idea that Dumbledore valued his opinion this +highly made Harry feel even more deeply ashamed +that he had failed in the task of retrieving the Horcrux +memory, and he shifted guiltily in his seat as +Dumbledore raised the first of the two bottles to the +light and examined it. + +“I hope you are not tired of diving into other people’s +memories, for they are curious recollections, these +two,” he said. “This first one came from a very old +house-elf by the name of Hokey. Before we see what +Hokey witnessed, I must quickly recount how Lord +Voldemort left Hogwarts. + +“He reached the seventh year of his schooling with, as +you might have expected, top grades in every +examination he had taken. All around him, his +classmates were deciding which jobs they were to +pursue once they had left Hogwarts. Nearly everybody +expected spectacular things from Tom Riddle, prefect, +Head Boy, winner of the Award for Special Services to +the School. I know that several teachers, Professor +Slughorn amongst them, suggested that he join the +Ministry of Magic, offered to set up appointments, put +him in touch with useful contacts. He refused all +offers. The next thing the staff knew, Voldemort was +working at Borgin and Burkes.” + +Page | 484 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“At Borgin and Burkes?” Harry repeated, stunned. + + + +“At Borgin and Burkes,” repeated Dumbledore calmly. +“I think you will see what attractions the place held +for him when we have entered Hokey’s memory. But +this was not Voldemort’s first choice of job. Hardly +anyone knew of it at the time — I was one of the few +in whom the then headmaster confided — but +Voldemort first approached Professor Dippet and +asked whether he could remain at Hogwarts as a +teacher.” + +“He wanted to stay here? Why?” asked Harry, more +amazed still. + +“I believe he had several reasons, though he confided +none of them to Professor Dippet,” said Dumbledore. +“Firstly, and very importantly, Voldemort was, I +believe, more attached to this school than he has ever +been to a person. Hogwarts was where he had been +happiest; the first and only place he had felt at +home.” + +Harry felt slightly uncomfortable at these words, for +this was exactly how he felt about Hogwarts too. + +“Secondly, the castle is a stronghold of ancient magic. +Undoubtedly Voldemort had penetrated many more of +its secrets than most of the students who pass +through the place, but he may have felt that there +were still mysteries to unravel, stores of magic to tap. + +“And thirdly, as a teacher, he would have had great +power and influence over young witches and wizards. +Perhaps he had gained the idea from Professor +Slughorn, the teacher with whom he was on best +terms, who had demonstrated how influential a role a +teacher can play. I do not imagine for an instant that +Voldemort envisaged spending the rest of his life at +Page | 485 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hogwarts, but I do think that he saw it as a useful +recruiting ground, and a place where he might begin +to build himself an army.” + +“But he didn’t get the job, sir?” + +“No, he did not. Professor Dippet told him that he was +too young at eighteen, but invited him to reapply in a +few years, if he still wished to teach.” + +“How did you feel about that, sir?” asked Harry +hesitantly. + +“Deeply uneasy,” said Dumbledore. “I had advised +Armando against the appointment — I did not give +the reasons I have given you, for Professor Dippet was +very fond of Voldemort and convinced of his honesty. +But I did not want Lord Voldemort back at this +school, and especially not in a position of power.” + +“Which job did he want, sir? What subject did he +want to teach?” + +Somehow, Harry knew the answer even before +Dumbledore gave it. + +“Defense Against the Dark Arts. It was being taught at +the time by an old Professor by the name of Galatea +Merrythought, who had been at Hogwarts for nearly +fifty years. + +“So Voldemort went off to Borgin and Burkes, and all +the staff who had admired him said what a waste it +was, a brilliant young wizard like that, working in a +shop. However, Voldemort was no mere assistant. +Polite and handsome and clever, he was soon given +particular jobs of the type that only exist in a place +like Borgin and Burkes, which specializes, as you +know, Harry, in objects with unusual and powerful +Page |486 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +properties. Voldemort was sent to persuade people to +part with their treasures for sale by the partners, and +he was, by all accounts, unusually gifted at doing +this.” + +“I’ll bet he was,” said Harry, unable to contain +himself. + +“Well, quite,” said Dumbledore, with a faint smile. +“And now it is time to hear from Hokey the house-elf, +who worked for a very old, very rich witch by the +name of Hepzibah Smith.” + +Dumbledore tapped a bottle with his wand, the cork +flew out, and he tipped the swirling memory into the +Pensieve, saying as he did so, “After you, Harry.” + +Harry got to his feet and bent once more over the +rippling silver contents of the stone basin until his +face touched them. He tumbled through dark +nothingness and landed in a sitting room in front of +an immensely fat old lady wearing an elaborate ginger +wig and a brilliant pink set of robes that flowed all +around her, giving her the look of a melting iced cake. +She was looking into a small jeweled mirror and +dabbing rouge onto her already scarlet cheeks with a +large powder puff, while the tiniest and oldest house- +elf Harry had ever seen laced her fleshy feet into tight +satin slippers. + +“Hurry up, Hokey!” said Hepzibah imperiously. “He +said he’d come at four, it’s only a couple of minutes to +and he’s never been late yet!” + +She tucked away her powder puff as the house-elf +straightened up. The top of the elf’s head barely +reached the seat of Hepzibah ’s chair, and her papery +skin hung off her frame just like the crisp linen sheet +she wore draped like a toga. + +Page | 487 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How do I look?” said Hepzibah, turning her head to +admire the various angles of her face in the mirror. + +“Lovely, madam,” squeaked Hokey. + +Harry could only assume that it was down in Hokey’s +contract that she must lie through her teeth when +asked this question, because Hepzibah Smith looked +a long way from lovely in his opinion. + +A tinkling doorbell rang and both mistress and elf +jumped. + +“Quick, quick, he’s here, Hokey!” cried Hepzibah and +the elf scurried out of the room, which was so +crammed with objects that it was difficult to see how +anybody could navigate their way across it without +knocking over at least a dozen things: There were +cabinets full of little lacquered boxes, cases full of +gold-embossed books, shelves of orbs and celestial +globes, and many flourishing potted plants in brass +containers. In fact, the room looked like a cross +between a magical antique shop and a conservatory. + +The house-elf returned within minutes, followed by a +tall young man Harry had no difficulty whatsoever in +recognizing as Voldemort. He was plainly dressed in a +black suit; his hair was a little longer than it had +been at school and his cheeks were hollowed, but all +of this suited him; he looked more handsome than +ever. He picked his way through the cramped room +with an air that showed he had visited many times +before and bowed low over Hepzibah ’s fat little hand, +brushing it with his lips. + +“I brought you flowers,” he said quietly, producing a +bunch of roses from nowhere. + + + +Page | 488 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You naughty boy, you shouldn’t have!” squealed old +Hepzibah, though Harry noticed that she had an +empty vase standing ready on the nearest little table. +“You do spoil this old lady, Tom. ... Sit down, sit +down. ... Where’s Hokey? Ah ...” + +The house-elf had come dashing back into the room +carrying a tray of little cakes, which she set at her +mistress’s elbow. + +“Help yourself, Tom,” said Hepzibah, “I know how you +love my cakes. Now, how are you? You look pale. They +overwork you at that shop, I’ve said it a hundred +times. ...” + +Voldemort smiled mechanically and Hepzibah +simpered. + +“Well, what’s your excuse for visiting this time?” she +asked, batting her lashes. + +“Mr. Burke would like to make an improved offer for +the goblin-made armor,” said Voldemort. “Five +hundred Galleons, he feels it is a more than fair — ” + +“Now, now, not so fast, or I’ll think you’re only here +for my trinkets!” pouted Hepzibah. + +“I am ordered here because of them,” said Voldemort +quietly. “I am only a poor assistant, madam, who +must do as he is told. Mr. Burke wishes me to inquire + + + +“Oh, Mr. Burke, phooey!” said Hepzibah, waving a +little hand. “I’ve something to show you that I’ve never +shown Mr. Burke! Can you keep a secret, Tom? Will +you promise you won’t tell Mr. Burke I’ve got it? He’d +never let me rest if he knew I’d shown it to you, and +I’m not selling, not to Burke, not to anyone! But you, +Page | 489 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Tom, you’ll appreciate it for its history, not how many +Galleons you can get for it.” + +“I’d be glad to see anything Miss Hepzibah shows me,” +said Voldemort quietly, and Hepzibah gave another +girlish giggle. + +“I had Hokey bring it out for me. ... Hokey, where are +you? I want to show Mr. Riddle our finest treasure. ... +In fact, bring both, while you’re at it. ...” + +“Here, madam,” squeaked the house-elf, and Harry +saw two leather boxes, one on top of the other, +moving across the room as if of their own volition, +though he knew the tiny elf was holding them over +her head as she wended her way between tables, +pouffes, and footstools. + +“Now,” said Hepzibah happily, taking the boxes from +the elf, laying them in her lap, and preparing to open +the topmost one, “I think you’ll like this, Tom. ... Oh, +if my family knew I was showing you. ... They can’t +wait to get their hands on this!” + +She opened the lid. Harry edged forward a little to get +a better view and saw what looked like a small golden +cup with two finely wrought handles. + +“I wonder whether you know what it is, Tom? Pick it +up, have a good look!” whispered Hepzibah, and +Voldemort stretched out a long-fingered hand and +lifted the cup by one handle out of its snug silken +wrappings. Harry thought he saw a red gleam in his +dark eyes. His greedy expression was curiously +mirrored on Hepzibah’s face, except that her tiny eyes +were fixed upon Voldemort’s handsome features. + +“A badger,” murmured Voldemort, examining the +engraving upon the cup. “Then this was ... ?” + +Page | 490 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Helga Hufflepuff’s, as you very well know, you clever +boy!” said Hepzibah, leaning forward with a loud +creaking of corsets and actually pinching his hollow +cheek. “Didn’t I tell you I was distantly descended? +This has been handed down in the family for years +and years. Lovely, isn’t it? And all sorts of powers it’s +supposed to possess too, but I haven’t tested them +thoroughly, I just keep it nice and safe in here. ...” + +She hooked the cup back off Voldemort’s long +forefinger and restored it gently to its box, too intent +upon settling it carefully back into position to notice +the shadow that crossed Voldemort’s face as the cup +was taken away. + +“Now then,” said Hepzibah happily, “where’s Hokey? +Oh yes, there you are — take that away now, Hokey.” + +The elf obediently took the boxed cup, and Hepzibah +turned her attention to the much flatter box in her +lap. + +“I think you’ll like this even more, Tom,” she +whispered. “Lean in a little, dear boy, so you can see. +...Of course, Burke knows I’ve got this one, I bought +it from him, and I daresay he’d love to get it back +when I’m gone. ...” + +She slid back the fine filigree clasp and flipped open +the box. There upon the smooth crimson velvet lay a +heavy golden locket. + +Voldemort reached out his hand, without invitation +this time, and held it up to the light, staring at it. + +“Slytherin’s mark,” he said quietly, as the light played +upon an ornate, serpentine S. + + + +Page | 491 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s right!” said Hepzibah, delighted, apparently, at +the sight of Voldemort gazing at her locket, transfixed. +“I had to pay an arm and a leg for it, but I couldn’t let +it pass, not a real treasure like that, had to have it for +my collection. Burke bought it, apparently, from a +ragged-looking woman who seemed to have stolen it, +but had no idea of its true value — ” + +There was no mistaking it this time: Voldemort’s eyes +flashed scarlet at the words, and Harry saw his +knuckles whiten on the locket’s chain. + +“ — I daresay Burke paid her a pittance but there you +are. ... Pretty, isn’t it? And again, all kinds of powers +attributed to it, though I just keep it nice and safe. ...” + +She reached out to take the locket back. For a +moment, Harry thought Voldemort was not going to +let go of it, but then it had slid through his fingers +and was back in its red velvet cushion. + +“So there you are, Tom, dear, and I hope you enjoyed +that!” + +She looked him full in the face and for the first time, +Harry saw her foolish smile falter. + +“Are you all right, dear?” + +“Oh yes,” said Voldemort quietly. “Yes, I’m very well. + + + +“I thought — but a trick of the light, I suppose — ” +said Hepzibah, looking unnerved, and Harry guessed +that she too had seen the momentary red gleam in +Voldemort’s eyes. “Here, Hokey, take these away and +lock them up again. ... The usual enchantments ...” + + + +Page | 492 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Time to leave, Harry,” said Dumbledore quietly, and +as the little elf bobbed away bearing the boxes, +Dumbledore grasped Harry once again above the +elbow and together they rose up through oblivion and +back to Dumbledore ’s office. + +“Hepzibah Smith died two days after that little scene,” +said Dumbledore, resuming his seat and indicating +that Harry should do the same. “Hokey the house-elf +was convicted by the Ministry of poisoning her +mistress’s evening cocoa by accident.” + +“No way!” said Harry angrily. + +“I see we are of one mind,” said Dumbledore. +“Certainly, there are many similarities between this +death and that of the Riddles. In both cases, +somebody else took the blame, someone who had a +clear memory of having caused the death — ” + +“Hokey confessed?” + +“She remembered putting something in her mistress’s +cocoa that turned out not to be sugar, but a lethal +and little-known poison,” said Dumbledore. “It was +concluded that she had not meant to do it, but being +old and confused — ” + +“Voldemort modified her memory, just like he did with +Morfin!” + +“Yes, that is my conclusion too,” said Dumbledore. +“And, just as with Morfin, the Ministry was +predisposed to suspect Hokey — ” + +“ — because she was a house-elf,” said Harry. He had +rarely felt more in sympathy with the society +Hermione had set up, S.P.E.W. + + + +Page | 493 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Precisely,” said Dumbledore. “She was old, she +admitted to having tampered with the drink, and +nobody at the Ministry bothered to inquire further. As +in the case of Morfin, by the time I traced her and +managed to extract this memory, her life was almost +over — but her memory, of course, proves nothing +except that Voldemort knew of the existence of the +cup and the locket. + +“By the time Hokey was convicted, Hepzibah’s family +had realized that two of her greatest treasures were +missing. It took them a while to be sure of this, for +she had many hiding places, having always guarded +her collection most jealously. But before they were +sure beyond doubt that the cup and the locket were +both gone, the assistant who had worked at Borgin +and Burkes, the young man who had visited +Hepzibah so regularly and charmed her so well, had +resigned his post and vanished. His superiors had no +idea where he had gone; they were as surprised as +anyone at his disappearance. And that was the last +that was seen or heard of Tom Riddle for a very long +time. + +“Now,” said Dumbledore, “if you don’t mind, Harry, I +want to pause once more to draw your attention to +certain points of our story. Voldemort had committed +another murder; whether it was his first since he +killed the Riddles, I do not know, but I think it was. +This time, as you will have seen, he killed not for +revenge, but for gain. He wanted the two fabulous +trophies that poor, besotted, old woman showed him. +Just as he had once robbed the other children at his +orphanage, just as he had stolen his Uncle Morfin ’s +ring, so he ran off now with Hepzibah’s cup and +locket.” + +“But,” said Harry, frowning, “it seems mad. ... Risking +everything, throwing away his job, just for those ...” + +Page | 494 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mad to you, perhaps, but not to Voldemort,” said +Dumbledore. “I hope you will understand in due +course exactly what those objects meant to him, +Harry, but you must admit that it is not difficult to +imagine that he saw the locket, at least, as rightfully +his.” + +“The locket maybe,” said Harry, “but why take the +cup as well?” + +“It had belonged to another of Hogwarts’s founders,” +said Dumbledore. “I think he still felt a great pull +toward the school and that he could not resist an +object so steeped in Hogwarts history. There were +other reasons, I think. ... I hope to be able to +demonstrate them to you in due course. + +“And now for the very last recollection I have to show +you, at least until you manage to retrieve Professor +Slughorn’s memory for us. Ten years separates +Hokey’s memory and this one, ten years during which +we can only guess at what Lord Voldemort was doing. + + + +Harry got to his feet once more as Dumbledore +emptied the last memory into the Pensieve. + +“Whose memory is it?” he asked. + +“Mine,” said Dumbledore. + +And Harry dived after Dumbledore through the +shifting silver mass, landing in the very office he had +just left. There was Fawkes slumbering happily on his +perch, and there behind the desk was Dumbledore, +who looked very similar to the Dumbledore standing +beside Harry, though both hands were whole and +undamaged and his face was, perhaps, a little less +lined. The one difference between the present-day +Page | 495 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +office and this one was that it was snowing in the +past; bluish flecks were drifting past the window in +the dark and building up on the outside ledge. + +The younger Dumbledore seemed to be waiting for +something, and sure enough, moments after their +arrival, there was a knock on the door and he said, +“Enter.” + +Harry let out a hastily stifled gasp. Voldemort had +entered the room. His features were not those Harry +had seen emerge from the great stone cauldron +almost two years ago: They were not as snakelike, the +eyes were not yet scarlet, the face not yet masklike, +and yet he was no longer handsome Tom Riddle. It +was as though his features had been burned and +blurred; they were waxy and oddly distorted, and the +whites of the eyes now had a permanently bloody +look, though the pupils were not yet the slits that +Harry knew they would become. He was wearing a +long black cloak, and his face was as pale as the +snow glistening on his shoulders. + +The Dumbledore behind the desk showed no sign of +surprise. Evidently this visit had been made by +appointment. + +“Good evening, Tom,” said Dumbledore easily. “Won’t +you sit down?” + +“Thank you,” said Voldemort, and he took the seat to +which Dumbledore had gestured — the very seat, by +the looks of it, that Harry had just vacated in the +present. “I heard that you had become headmaster,” +he said, and his voice was slightly higher and colder +than it had been. “A worthy choice.” + +“I am glad you approve,” said Dumbledore, smiling. +“May I offer you a drink?” + +Page | 496 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That would be welcome,” said Voldemort. “I have +come a long way.” + +Dumbledore stood and swept over to the cabinet +where he now kept the Pensieve, but which then was +full of bottles. Having handed Voldemort a goblet of +wine and poured one for himself, he returned to the +seat behind his desk. + +“So, Tom ... to what do I owe the pleasure?” + +Voldemort did not answer at once, but merely sipped +his wine. + +“They do not call me Tom’ anymore,” he said. “These +days, I am known as — ” + +“I know what you are known as,” said Dumbledore, +smiling pleasantly. “But to me, I’m afraid, you will +always be Tom Riddle. It is one of the irritating things +about old teachers. I am afraid that they never quite +forget their charges’ youthful beginnings.” + +He raised his glass as though toasting Voldemort, +whose face remained expressionless. Nevertheless, +Harry felt the atmosphere in the room change subtly: +Dumbledore’s refusal to use Voldemort’s chosen +name was a refusal to allow Voldemort to dictate the +terms of the meeting, and Harry could tell that +Voldemort took it as such. + +“I am surprised you have remained here so long,” said +Voldemort after a short pause. “I always wondered +why a wizard such as yourself never wished to leave +school.” + +“Well,” said Dumbledore, still smiling, “to a wizard +such as myself, there can be nothing more important +than passing on ancient skills, helping hone young + +Page | 497 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +minds. If I remember correctly, you once saw the +attraction of teaching too.” + +“I see it still,” said Voldemort. “I merely wondered why +you — who are so often asked for advice by the +Ministry, and who have twice, I think, been offered +the post of Minister — ” + +“Three times at the last count, actually,” said +Dumbledore. “But the Ministry never attracted me as +a career. Again, something we have in common, I +think.” + +Voldemort inclined his head, unsmiling, and took +another sip of wine. Dumbledore did not break the +silence that stretched between them now, but waited, +with a look of pleasant expectancy, for Voldemort to +talk first. + +“I have returned,” he said, after a little while, “later, +perhaps, than Professor Dippet expected ... but I have +returned, nevertheless, to request again what he once +told me I was too young to have. I have come to you to +ask that you permit me to return to this castle, to +teach. I think you must know that I have seen and +done much since I left this place. I could show and +tell your students things they can gain from no other +wizard.” + +Dumbledore considered Voldemort over the top of his +own goblet for a while before speaking. + +“Yes, I certainly do know that you have seen and done +much since leaving us,” he said quietly. “Rumors of +your doings have reached your old school, Tom. I +should be sorry to believe half of them.” + + + +Page | 498 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort ’s expression remained impassive as he +said, “Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, +spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore.” + +“You call it ‘greatness,’ what you have been doing, do +you?” asked Dumbledore delicately. + +“Certainly,” said Voldemort, and his eyes seemed to +burn red. “I have experimented; I have pushed the +boundaries of magic further, perhaps, than they have +ever been pushed — ” + +“Of some kinds of magic,” Dumbledore corrected him +quietly. “Of some. Of others, you remain ... forgive me +... woefully ignorant.” + +For the first time, Voldemort smiled. It was a taut +leer, an evil thing, more threatening than a look of +rage. + +“The old argument,” he said softly. “But nothing I +have seen in the world has supported your famous +pronouncements that love is more powerful than my +kind of magic, Dumbledore.” + +“Perhaps you have been looking in the wrong places,” +suggested Dumbledore. + +“Well, then, what better place to start my fresh +researches than here, at Hogwarts?” said Voldemort. +“Will you let me return? Will you let me share my +knowledge with your students? I place myself and my +talents at your disposal. I am yours to command.” + +Dumbledore raised his eyebrows. “And what will +become of those whom you command? What will +happen to those who call themselves — or so rumor +has it — the Death Eaters?” + + + +Page | 499 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could tell that Voldemort had not expected +Dumbledore to know this name; he saw Voldemort’s +eyes flash red again and the slitlike nostrils flare. + +“My friends,” he said, after a moment’s pause, “will +carry on without me, I am sure.” + +“I am glad to hear that you consider them friends,” +said Dumbledore. “I was under the impression that +they are more in the order of servants.” + +“You are mistaken,” said Voldemort. + +“Then if I were to go to the Hog’s Head tonight, I +would not find a group of them — Nott, Rosier, +Mulciber, Dolohov — awaiting your return? Devoted +friends indeed, to travel this far with you on a snowy +night, merely to wish you luck as you attempted to +secure a teaching post.” + +There could be no doubt that Dumbledore ’s detailed +knowledge of those with whom he was traveling was +even less welcome to Voldemort; however, he rallied +almost at once. + +“You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.” + +“Oh no, merely friendly with the local barmen,” said +Dumbledore lightly. “Now, Tom ...” + +Dumbledore set down his empty glass and drew +himself up in his seat, the tips of his fingers together +in a very characteristic gesture. + +“Let us speak openly. Why have you come here +tonight, surrounded by henchmen, to request a job +we both know you do not want?” + + + +Page | 500 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort looked coldly surprised. “A job I do not +want? On the contrary, Dumbledore, I want it very +much.” + + + +“Oh, you want to come back to Hogwarts, but you do +not want to teach any more than you wanted to when +you were eighteen. What is it you’re after, Tom? Why +not try an open request for once?” + +Voldemort sneered. “If you do not want to give me a +job -” + + + +“Of course I don’t,” said Dumbledore. “And I don’t +think for a moment you expected me to. Nevertheless, +you came here, you asked, you must have had a +purpose.” + +Voldemort stood up. He looked less like Tom Riddle +than ever, his features thick with rage. “This is your +final word?” + +“It is,” said Dumbledore, also standing. + +“Then we have nothing more to say to each other.” + +“No, nothing,” said Dumbledore, and a great sadness +filled his face. “The time is long gone when I could +frighten you with a burning wardrobe and force you +to make repayment for your crimes. But I wish I +could, Tom. ... I wish I could. ...” + +For a second, Harry was on the verge of shouting a +pointless warning: He was sure that Voldemort’s hand +had twitched toward his pocket and his wand; but +then the moment had passed, Voldemort had turned +away, the door was closing, and he was gone. + +Harry felt Dumbledore ’s hand close over his arm +again and moments later, they were standing together + +Page | 501 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +on almost the same spot, but there was no snow +building on the window ledge, and Dumbledore’s +hand was blackened and dead-looking once more. + +“Why?” said Harry at once, looking up into +Dumbledore’s face. “Why did he come back? Did you +ever find out?” + +��I have ideas,” said Dumbledore, “but no more than +that.” + +“What ideas, sir?” + +“I shall tell you, Harry, when you have retrieved that +memory from Professor Slughorn,” said Dumbledore. +“When you have that last piece of the jigsaw, +everything will, I hope, be clear ... to both of us.” + +Harry was still burning with curiosity and even +though Dumbledore had walked to the door and was +holding it open for him, he did not move at once. + +“Was he after the Defense Against the Dark Arts job +again, sir? He didn’t say. ...” + +“Oh, he definitely wanted the Defense Against the +Dark Arts job,” said Dumbledore. “The aftermath of +our little meeting proved that. You see, we have never +been able to keep a Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher for longer than a year since I refused the post +to Lord Voldemort.” + + + +Page | 502 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE UNKNOWABLE ROOM + +Harry wracked his brains over the next week as to +how he was to persuade Slughorn to hand over the +true memory, but nothing in the nature of a brain +wave occurred and he was reduced to doing what he +did increasingly these days when at a loss: poring +over his Potions book, hoping that the Prince would +have scribbled something useful in a margin, as he +had done so many times before. + +“You won’t find anything in there,” said Hermione +firmly, late on Sunday evening. + +“Don’t start, Hermione,” said Harry. “If it hadn’t been +for the Prince, Ron wouldn’t be sitting here now.” + +“He would if you’d just listened to Snape in our first +year,” said Hermione dismissively. + +Harry ignored her. He had just found an incantation +(“ Sectumsempral”) scrawled in a margin above the +intriguing words “For Enemies,” and was itching to + + + +Page | 503 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +try it out, but thought it best not to in front of +Hermione. Instead, he surreptitiously folded down the +corner of the page. + +They were sitting beside the fire in the common room; +the only other people awake were fellow sixth years. +There had been a certain amount of excitement earlier +when they had come back from dinner to find a new +sign on the notice board that announced the date for +their Apparition Test. Those who would be seventeen +on or before the first test date, the twenty-first of +April, had the option of signing up for additional +practice sessions, which would take place (heavily +supervised) in Hogsmeade. + +Ron had panicked on reading this notice; he had still +not managed to Apparate and feared he would not be +ready for the test. Hermione, who had now achieved +Apparition twice, was a little more confident, but +Harry, who would not be seventeen for another four +months, could not take the test whether ready or not. + +“At least you can Apparate, though!” said Ron tensely. +“You’ll have no trouble come July!” + +“I’ve only done it once,” Harry reminded him; he had +finally managed to disappear and rematerialize inside +his hoop during their previous lesson. + +Having wasted a lot of time worrying aloud about +Apparition, Ron was now struggling to finish a +viciously difficult essay for Snape that Harry and +Hermione had already completed. Harry fully +expected to receive low marks on his, because he had +disagreed with Snape on the best way to tackle +dementors, but he did not care: Slughorn’s memory +was the most important thing to him now. + + + +Page | 504 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm telling you, the stupid Prince isn’t going to be +able to help you with this, Harry!” said Hermione, +more loudly. “There’s only one way to force someone +to do what you want, and that’s the Imperius Curse, +which is illegal — ” + +“Yeah, I know that, thanks,” said Harry, not looking +up from the book. “That’s why I’m looking for +something different. Dumbledore says Veritaserum +won’t do it, but there might be something else, a +potion or a spell. ...” + +“You’re going about it the wrong way,” said Hermione. +“Only you can get the memory, Dumbledore says. + +That must mean you can persuade Slughorn where +other people can’t. It’s not a question of slipping him +a potion, anyone could do that — ” + +“How d’you spell ‘belligerent’?” said Ron, shaking his +quill very hard while staring at his parchment. “It +can’t be B — U — M — ” + +“No, it isn’t,” said Hermione, pulling Ron’s essay +toward her. “And ‘augury’ doesn’t begin O — R — G +either. What kind of quill are you using?” + +“It’s one of Fred and George’s Spell-Check ones ... but +I think the charm must be wearing off. ...” + +“Yes, it must,” said Hermione, pointing at the title of +his essay, “because we were asked how we’d deal with +dementors, not ‘Dugbogs,’ and I don’t remember you +changing your name to ‘Roonil Wazlib’ either.” + +“Ah no!” said Ron, staring horror-struck at the +parchment. “Don’t say I’ll have to write the whole +thing out again!” + + + +Page | 505 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s okay, we can fix it,” said Hermione, pulling the +essay toward her and taking out her wand. + +“I love you, Hermione,” said Ron, sinking back in his +chair, rubbing his eyes wearily. + +Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, “Don’t +let Lavender hear you saying that.” + +“I won’t,” said Ron into his hands. “Or maybe I will ... +then she’ll ditch me ...” + +“Why don’t you ditch her if you want to finish it?” +asked Harry. + +“You haven’t ever chucked anyone, have you?” said +Ron. “You and Cho just — ” + +“Sort of fell apart, yeah,” said Harry + +“Wish that would happen with me and Lavender,” +said Ron gloomily, watching Hermione silently +tapping each of his misspelled words with the end of +her wand, so that they corrected themselves on the +page. “But the more I hint I want to finish it, the +tighter she holds on. It’s like going out with the giant +squid.” + +“There,” said Hermione, some twenty minutes later, +handing back Ron’s essay. + +“Thanks a million,” said Ron. “Can I borrow your quill +for the conclusion?” + +Harry, who had found nothing useful in the Half- +Blood Prince’s notes so far, looked around; the three +of them were now the only ones left in the common +room, Seamus having just gone up to bed cursing +Snape and his essay. The only sounds were the +Page | 506 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +crackling of the fire and Ron scratching out one last +paragraph on dementors using Hermione’s quill. + +Harry had just closed the Half-Blood Prince’s book, +yawning, when — + +Crack. + +Hermione let out a little shriek; Ron spilled ink all +over his freshly completed essay, and Harry said, +“Kreacher!” + +The house-elf bowed low and addressed his own +gnarled toes. + +“Master said he wanted regular reports on what the +Malfoy boy is doing, so Kreacher has come to give — ” + +Crack. + +Dobby appeared alongside Kreacher, his tea-cozy hat +askew. + +“Dobby has been helping too, Harry Potter!” he +squeaked, casting Kreacher a resentful look. “And +Kreacher ought to tell Dobby when he is coming to +see Harry Potter so they can make their reports +together!” + +“What is this?” asked Hermione, still looking shocked +by these sudden appearances. “What’s going on, +Harry?” + +Harry hesitated before answering, because he had not +told Hermione about setting Kreacher and Dobby to +tail Malfoy; house-elves were always such a touchy +subject with her. + +“Well ... they’ve been following Malfoy for me,” he +said. + +Page | 507 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Night and day,” croaked Kreacher. + +“Dobby has not slept for a week, Harry Potter!” said +Dobby proudly, swaying where he stood. + +Hermione looked indignant. + +“You haven’t slept, Dobby? But surely, Harry, you +didn’t tell him not to — ” + +“No, of course I didn’t,” said Harry quickly. “Dobby, +you can sleep, all right? But has either of you found +out anything?” he hastened to ask, before Hermione +could intervene again. + +“Master Malfoy moves with a nobility that befits his +pure blood,” croaked Kreacher at once. “His features +recall the fine bones of my mistress and his manners +are those of — ” + +“Draco Malfoy is a bad boy!” squeaked Dobby angrily. +“A bad boy who — who — ” + +He shuddered from the tassel of his tea cozy to the +toes of his socks and then ran at the fire, as though +about to dive into it; Harry, to whom this was not +entirely unexpected, caught him around the middle +and held him fast. For a few seconds Dobby +struggled, then went limp. + +“Thank you, Harry Potter,” he panted. “Dobby still +finds it difficult to speak ill of his old masters. ...” + +Harry released him; Dobby straightened his tea cozy +and said defiantly to Kreacher, “But Kreacher should +know that Draco Malfoy is not a good master to a +house-elf!” + + + +Page | 508 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, we don’t need to hear about you being in love +with Malfoy,” Harry told Kreacher. “Let’s fast forward +to where he’s actually been going.” + +Kreacher bowed again, looking furious, and then said, +“Master Malfoy eats in the Great Hall, he sleeps in a +dormitory in the dungeons, he attends his classes in +a variety of — ” + +“Dobby, you tell me,” said Harry, cutting across +Kreacher. “Has he been going anywhere he shouldn’t +have?” + +“Harry Potter, sir,” squeaked Dobby, his great orblike +eyes shining in the firelight, “the Malfoy boy is +breaking no rules that Dobby can discover, but he is +still keen to avoid detection. He has been making +regular visits to the seventh floor with a variety of +other students, who keep watch for him while he +enters — ” + +“The Room of Requirement!” said Harry, smacking +himself hard on the forehead with Advanced Potion- +Making. Hermione and Ron stared at him. “That’s +where he’s been sneaking off to! That’s where he’s +doing ... whatever he’s doing! And I bet that’s why +he’s been disappearing off the map — come to think +of it, I’ve never seen the Room of Requirement on +there!” + +“Maybe the Marauders never knew the room was +there,” said Ron. + +“I think it’ll be part of the magic of the room,” said +Hermione. “If you need it to be Unplottable, it will be.” + +“Dobby, have you managed to get in to have a look at +what Malfoy’s doing?” said Harry eagerly. + + + +Page | 509 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, Harry Potter, that is impossible,” said Dobby. + + + +“No, it’s not,” said Harry at once. “Malfoy got into our +headquarters there last year, so I’ll be able to get in +and spy on him, no problem.” + +“But I don’t think you will, Harry,” said Hermione +slowly. “Malfoy already knew exactly how we were +using the room, didn’t he, because that stupid +Marietta had blabbed. He needed the room to become +the headquarters of the D.A., so it did. But you don’t +know what the room becomes when Malfoy goes in +there, so you don’t know what to ask it to transform +into.” + +“There’ll be a way around that,” said Harry +dismissively. “You’ve done brilliantly, Dobby.” + +“Kreacher’s done well too,” said Hermione kindly; but +far from looking grateful, Kreacher averted his huge, +bloodshot eyes and croaked at the ceiling, “The +Mudblood is speaking to Kreacher, Kreacher will +pretend he cannot hear — ” + +“Get out of it,” Harry snapped at him, and Kreacher +made one last deep bow and Disapparated. “You’d +better go and get some sleep too, Dobby.” + +“Thank you, Harry Potter, sir!” squeaked Dobby +happily, and he too vanished. + +“How good’s this?” said Harry enthusiastically, +turning to Ron and Hermione the moment the room +was elf-free again. “We know where Malfoy’s going! +We’ve got him cornered now!” + +“Yeah, it’s great,” said Ron glumly, who was +attempting to mop up the sodden mass of ink that +had recently been an almost completed essay. + +Page | 510 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione pulled it toward her and began siphoning +the ink off with her wand. + +“But what’s all this about him going up there with a +Variety of students’?” said Hermione. “How many +people are in on it? You wouldn’t think he’d trust lots +of them to know what he’s doing. ...” + +“Yeah, that is weird,” said Harry, frowning. “I heard +him telling Crabbe it wasn’t Crabbe’s business what +he was doing ... so what’s he telling all these ... all +these ...” + +Harry’s voice tailed away; he was staring at the fire. + +“God, I’ve been stupid,” he said quietly. “It’s obvious, +isn’t it? There was a great vat of it down in the +dungeon. ... He could’ve nicked some any time during +that lesson. ...” + +“Nicked what?” said Ron. + +“Polyjuice Potion. He stole some of the Polyjuice +Potion Slughorn showed us in our first Potions +lesson. ... There aren’t a whole variety of students +standing guard for Malfoy ... it’s just Crabbe and +Goyle as usual. ... Yeah, it all fits!” said Harry, +jumping up and starting to pace in front of the fire. +“They’re stupid enough to do what they’re told even if +he won’t tell them what he’s up to ... but he doesn’t +want them to be seen lurking around outside the +Room of Requirement, so he’s got them taking +Polyjuice to make them look like other people. ... +Those two girls I saw him with when he missed +Quidditch — ha! Crabbe and Goyle!” + +“Do you mean to say,” said Hermione in a hushed +voice, “that that little girl whose scales I repaired — ?” + + + +Page | 511 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, of course!” said Harry loudly, staring at her. +“Of course! Malfoy must’ve been inside the room at +the time, so she — what am I talking about? — he +dropped the scales to tell Malfoy not to come out, +because there was someone there! And there was that +girl who dropped the toadspawn too! We’ve been +walking past him all the time and not realizing it!” + +“He’s got Crabbe and Goyle transforming into girls?” +guffawed Ron. “Blimey ... No wonder they don’t look +too happy these days. ... I’m surprised they don’t tell +him to stuff it. ...” + +“Well, they wouldn’t, would they, if he’s shown them +his Dark Mark?” said Harry. + +“Hmmm ... the Dark Mark we don’t know exists,” said +Hermione skeptically, rolling up Ron’s dried essay +before it could come to any more harm and handing it +to him. + +“Well see,” said Harry confidently. + +“Yes, we will,” Hermione said, getting to her feet and +stretching. “But, Harry, before you get all excited, I +still don’t think you’ll be able to get into the Room of +Requirement without knowing what’s there first. And +I don’t think you should forget” — she heaved her bag +onto her shoulder and gave him a very serious look — +“that what you’re supposed to be concentrating on is +getting that memory from Slughorn. Good night.” + +Harry watched her go, feeling slightly disgruntled. +Once the door to the girls’ dormitories had closed +behind her he rounded on Ron. + +“What d’you think?” + + + +Page | 512 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wish I could Disapparate like a house-elf,” said Ron, +staring at the spot where Dobby had vanished. “I’d +have that Apparition Test in the bag.” + +Harry did not sleep well that night. He lay awake for +what felt like hours, wondering how Malfoy was using +the Room of Requirement and what he, Harry, would +see when he went in there the following day, for +whatever Hermione said, Harry was sure that if +Malfoy had been able to see the headquarters of the +D.A., he would be able to see Malfoy ’s ... what could it +be? A meeting place? A hideout? A storeroom? A +workshop? Harry’s mind worked feverishly and his +dreams, when he finally fell asleep, were broken and +disturbed by images of Malfoy, who turned into +Slughorn, who turned into Snape. ... + +Harry was in a state of great anticipation over +breakfast the following morning; he had a free period +before Defense Against the Dark Arts and was +determined to spend it trying to get into the Room of +Requirement. Hermione was rather ostentatiously +showing no interest in his whispered plans for forcing +entry into the room, which irritated Harry, because he +thought she might be a lot of help if she wanted to. + +“Look,” he said quietly, leaning forward and putting a +hand on the Daily Prophet, which she had just +removed from a post owl, to stop her from opening it +and vanishing behind it. “I haven’t forgotten about +Slughorn, but I haven’t got a clue how to get that +memory off him, and until I get a brain wave why +shouldn’t I find out what Malfoy’s doing?” + +“I’ve already told you, you need to persuade +Slughorn,” said Hermione. “It’s not a question of +tricking him or bewitching him, or Dumbledore could +have done it in a second. Instead of messing around +outside the Room of Requirement” — she jerked the +Page | 513 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Prophet out from under Harry’s hand and unfolded it +to look at the front page — “you should go and find +Slughorn and start appealing to his better nature.” + +“Anyone we know — ?” asked Ron, as Hermione +scanned the headlines. + +“Yes!” said Hermione, causing both Harry and Ron to +gag on their breakfast. “But it’s all right, he’s not +dead — it’s Mundungus, he’s been arrested and sent +to Azkaban! Something to do with impersonating an +Inferius during an attempted burglary . . . and +someone called Octavius Pepper has vanished. ... Oh, +and how horrible, a nine-year-old boy has been +arrested for trying to kill his grandparents, they think +he was under the Imperius Curse. ...” + +They finished their breakfast in silence. Hermione set +off immediately for Ancient Runes; Ron for the +common room, where he still had to finish his +conclusion on Snape’s dementor essay; and Harry for +the corridor on the seventh floor and the stretch of +wall opposite the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy +teaching trolls to do ballet. + +Harry slipped on his Invisibility Cloak once he had +found an empty passage, but he need not have +bothered. When he reached his destination he found +it deserted. Harry was not sure whether his chances +of getting inside the room were better with Malfoy +inside it or out, but at least his first attempt was not +going to be complicated by the presence of Crabbe or +Goyle pretending to be an eleven-year-old girl. + +He closed his eyes as he approached the place where +the Room of Requirement’s door was concealed. He +knew what he had to do; he had become most +accomplished at it last year. Concentrating with all +his might he thought, I need to see what Malfoy ’s +Page | 514 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +doing in here. ... I need to see what Malfoy’s doing in +here. ... I need to see what Malfoy’s doing in here. ... + +Three times he walked past the door; then, his heart +pounding with excitement, he opened his eyes and +faced it — + +But he was still looking at a stretch of mundanely +blank wall. + +He moved forward and gave it an experimental push. +The stone remained solid and unyielding. + +“Okay,” said Harry aloud. “Okay ... I thought the +wrong thing. ...” + +He pondered for a moment then set off again, eyes +closed, concentrating as hard as he could. + +I need to see the place where Malfoy keeps coming +secretly. ... I need to see the place where Malfoy keeps +coming secretly. . . . + +After three walks past, he opened his eyes +expectantly. + +There was no door. + +“Oh, come off it,” he told the wall irritably. “That was +a clear instruction. ... Fine ...” + +He thought hard for several minutes before striding +off once more. + +I need you to become the place you become for Draco +Malfoy. ... + +He did not immediately open his eyes when he had +finished his patrolling; he was listening hard, as + +Page | 515 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +though he might hear the door pop into existence. He +heard nothing, however, except the distant twittering +of birds outside. He opened his eyes. + +There was still no door. + +Harry swore. Someone screamed. He looked around to +see a gaggle of first years running back around the +corner, apparently under the impression that they +had just encountered a particularly foulmouthed +ghost. + +Harry tried every variation of “I need to see what +Draco Malfoy is doing inside you” that he could think +of for a whole hour, at the end of which he was forced +to concede that Hermione might have had a point: + +The room simply did not want to open for him. +Frustrated and annoyed, he set off for Defense +Against the Dark Arts, pulling off his Invisibility Cloak +and stuffing it into his bag as he went. + +“Late again, Potter,” said Snape coldly, as Harry +hurried into the candlelit classroom. “Ten points from +Gryffindor.” + +Harry scowled at Snape as he flung himself into the +seat beside Ron; half the class was still on its feet, +taking out books and organizing their things; he +could not be much later than any of them. + +“Before we start, I want your dementor essays,” said +Snape, waving his wand carelessly, so that twenty- +five scrolls of parchment soared into the air and +landed in a neat pile on his desk. “And I hope for your +sakes they are better than the tripe I had to endure +on resisting the Imperius Curse. Now, if you will all +open your books to page — what is it, Mr. Finnigan?” + + + +Page | 516 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sir,” said Seamus, “I’ve been wondering, how do you +tell the difference between an Inferius and a ghost? +Because there was something in the paper about an +Inferius — ” + +“No, there wasn’t,” said Snape in a bored voice. + +“But sir, I heard people talking — ” + +“If you had actually read the article in question, Mr. +Finnigan, you would have known that the so-called +Inferius was nothing but a smelly sneak thief by the +name of Mundungus Fletcher.” + +“I thought Snape and Mundungus were on the same +side,” muttered Harry to Ron and Hermione. +“Shouldn’t he be upset Mundungus has been arrest + + + +“But Potter seems to have a lot to say on the subject,” +said Snape, pointing suddenly at the back of the +room, his black eyes fixed on Harry “Let us ask Potter +how we would tell the difference between an Inferius +and a ghost.” + +The whole class looked around at Harry, who hastily +tried to recall what Dumbledore had told him the +night that they had gone to visit Slughorn. + +“Er — well — ghosts are transparent — ” he said. + +“Oh, very good,” interrupted Snape, his lip curling. +“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical +education have not been wasted on you, Potter. +‘Ghosts are transparent.’ ” + +Pansy Parkinson let out a high-pitched giggle. Several +other people were smirking. Harry took a deep breath +and continued calmly, though his insides were + +Page | 517 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +boiling, “Yeah, ghosts are transparent, but Inferi are +dead bodies, aren’t they? So they’d be solid — ” + +“A five-year-old could have told us as much,” sneered +Snape. “The Inferius is a corpse that has been +reanimated by a Dark wizard’s spells. It is not alive, it +is merely used like a puppet to do the wizard’s +bidding. A ghost, as I trust that you are all aware by +now, is the imprint of a departed soul left upon the +earth ... and of course, as Potter so wisely tells us, +transparent.” + +“Well, what Harry said is the most useful if we’re +trying to tell them apart!” said Ron. “When we come +face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we’re going to +be having a shufti to see if it’s solid, aren’t we, we’re +not going to be asking, ‘Excuse me, are you the +imprint of a departed soul?’ ” + +There was a ripple of laughter, instantly quelled by +the look Snape gave the class. + +“Another ten points from Gryffindor,” said Snape. “I +would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, +Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate +half an inch across a room.” + +“IVo!” whispered Hermione, grabbing Harry’s arm as +he opened his mouth furiously. “There’s no point, +you’ll just end up in detention again, leave it!” + +“Now open your books to page two hundred and +thirteen,” said Snape, smirking a little, “and read the +first two paragraphs on the Cruciatus Curse. ...” + +Ron was very subdued all through the class. When +the bell sounded at the end of the lesson, Lavender +caught up with Ron and Harry (Hermione +mysteriously melted out of sight as she approached) + +Page | 518 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and abused Snape hotly for his jibe about Ron’s +Apparition, but this seemed to merely irritate Ron, +and he shook her off by making a detour into the +boys’ bathroom with Harry. + +“Snape’s right, though, isn’t he?” said Ron, after +staring into a cracked mirror for a minute or two. “I +dunno whether it’s worth me taking the test. I just +can’t get the hang of Apparition.” + +“You might as well do the extra practice sessions in +Hogsmeade and see where they get you,” said Harry +reasonably. “It’ll be more interesting than trying to get +into a stupid hoop anyway. Then, if you’re still not — +you know — as good as you’d like to be, you can +postpone the test, do it with me over the summ — +Myrtle, this is the boys’ bathroom!” + +The ghost of a girl had risen out of the toilet in a +cubicle behind them and was now floating in midair, +staring at them through thick, white, round glasses. + +“Oh,” she said glumly. “It’s you two.” + +“Who were you expecting?” said Ron, looking at her in +the mirror. + +“Nobody,” said Myrtle, picking moodily at a spot on +her chin. “He said he’d come back and see me, but +then you said you’d pop in and visit me too” — she +gave Harry a reproachful look — “and I haven’t seen +you for months and months. I’ve learned not to expect +too much from boys.” + +“I thought you lived in that girls’ bathroom?” said +Harry, who had been careful to give the place a wide +berth for some years now. + + + +Page | 519 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I do,” she said, with a sulky little shrug, “but that +doesn’t mean I can’t visit other places. I came and +saw you in your bath once, remember?” + +“Vividly,” said Harry. + +“But I thought he liked me,” she said plaintively. +“Maybe if you two left, he’d come back again. ... We +had lots in common. ... I’m sure he felt it. ...” + +And she looked hopefully toward the door. + +“When you say you had lots in common,” said Ron, +sounding rather amused now, “d’you mean he lives in +an S-bend too?” + +“No,” said Myrtle defiantly, her voice echoing loudly +around the old tiled bathroom. “I mean he’s sensitive, +people bully him too, and he feels lonely and hasn’t +got anybody to talk to, and he’s not afraid to show his +feelings and cry!” + +“There’s been a boy in here crying?” said Harry +curiously. “A young boy?” + +“Never you mind!” said Myrtle, her small, leaky eyes +fixed on Ron, who was now definitely grinning. “I +promised I wouldn’t tell anyone, and I’ll take his +secret to the — ” + +“ — not the grave, surely?” said Ron with a snort. “The +sewers, maybe ...” + +Myrtle gave a howl of rage and dived back into the +toilet, causing water to slop over the sides and onto +the floor. Goading Myrtle seemed to have put fresh +heart into Ron. + + + +Page | 520 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re right,” he said, swinging his schoolbag back +over his shoulder, “I’ll do the practice sessions in +Hogsmeade before I decide about taking the test.” + +And so the following weekend, Ron joined Hermione +and the rest of the sixth years who would turn +seventeen in time to take the test in a fortnight. Harry +felt rather jealous watching them all get ready to go +into the village; he missed making trips there, and it +was a particularly fine spring day, one of the first +clear skies they had seen in a long time. However, he +had decided to use the time to attempt another +assault on the Room of Requirement. + +“You’d do better,” said Hermione, when he confided +this plan to Ron and her in the entrance hall, “to go +straight to Slughorn’s office and try and get that +memory from him.” + +“I’ve been trying!” said Harry crossly, which was +perfectly true. He had lagged behind after every +Potions lesson that week in an attempt to corner +Slughorn, but the Potions master always left the +dungeon so fast that Harry had not been able to catch +him. Twice, Harry had gone to his office and knocked, +but received no reply, though on the second occasion +he was sure he had heard the quickly stifled sounds +of an old gramophone. + +“He doesn’t want to talk to me, Hermione! He can tell +I’ve been trying to get him on his own again, and he’s +not going to let it happen!” + +“Well, you’ve just got to keep at it, haven’t you?” + +The short queue of people waiting to file past Filch, +who was doing his usual prodding act with the +Secrecy Sensor, moved forward a few steps and Harry +did not answer in case he was overheard by the + +Page | 521 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +caretaker. He wished Ron and Hermione both luck, +then turned and climbed the marble staircase again, +determined, whatever Hermione said, to devote an +hour or two to the Room of Requirement. + +Once out of sight of the entrance hall, Harry pulled +the Marauder’s Map and his Invisibility Cloak from +his bag. Having concealed himself, he tapped the +map, murmured, “ I solemnly swear that I am up to no +good,” and scanned it carefully. + +As it was Sunday morning, nearly all the students +were inside their various common rooms, the +Gryffindors in one tower, the Ravenclaws in another, +the Slytherins in the dungeons, and the Hufflepuffs in +the basement near the kitchens. Here and there a +stray person meandered around the library or up a +corridor. . . . There were a few people out in the +grounds ... and there, alone in the seventh-floor +corridor, was Gregory Goyle. There was no sign of the +Room of Requirement, but Harry was not worried +about that; if Goyle was standing guard outside it, the +room was open, whether the map was aware of it or +not. He therefore sprinted up the stairs, slowing down +only when he reached the corner into the corridor, +when he began to creep, very slowly, toward the very +same little girl, clutching her heavy brass scales, that +Hermione had so kindly helped a fortnight before. He +waited until he was right behind her before bending +very low and whispering, “Hello ... you’re very pretty, +aren’t you?” + +Goyle gave a high-pitched scream of terror, threw the +scales up into the air, and sprinted away, vanishing +from sight long before the sound of the scales +smashing had stopped echoing around the corridor. +Laughing, Harry turned to contemplate the blank wall +behind which, he was sure, Draco Malfoy was now +standing frozen, aware that someone unwelcome was +Page | 522 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +out there, but not daring to make an appearance. It +gave Harry a most agreeable feeling of power as he +tried to remember what form of words he had not yet +tried. + +Yet this hopeful mood did not last long. Half an hour +later, having tried many more variations of his +request to see what Malfoy was up to, the wall was +just as doorless as ever. Harry felt frustrated beyond +belief; Malfoy might be just feet away from him, and +there was still not the tiniest shred of evidence as to +what he was doing in there. Losing his patience +completely, Harry ran at the wall and kicked it. + +“OUCH!” + +He thought he might have broken his toe; as he +clutched it and hopped on one foot, the Invisibility +Cloak slipped off him. + +“Harry?” + +He spun around, one-legged, and toppled over. There, +to his utter astonishment, was Tonks, walking toward +him as though she frequently strolled up this +corridor. + +“What’re you doing here?” he said, scrambling to his +feet again; why did she always have to find him lying +on the floor? + +“I came to see Dumbledore,” said Tonks. + +Harry thought she looked terrible: thinner than +usual, her mouse-colored hair lank. + +“His office isn’t here,” said Harry, “it’s round the other +side of the castle, behind the gargoyle — ” + + + +Page | 523 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know,” said Tonks. “He’s not there. Apparently he’s +gone away again.” + +“Has he?” said Harry, putting his bruised foot gingerly +back on the floor. “Hey — you don’t know where he +goes, I suppose?” + +“No,” said Tonks. + +“What did you want to see him about?” + +“Nothing in particular,” said Tonks, picking, +apparently unconsciously, at the sleeve of her robe. “I +just thought he might know what’s going on. ... I’ve +heard rumors ... people getting hurt ...” + +“Yeah, I know, it’s all been in the papers,” said Harry. +“That little kid trying to kill his — ” + +“The Prophet’s often behind the times,” said Tonks, +who didn’t seem to be listening to him. “You haven’t +had any letters from anyone in the Order recently?” + +“No one from the Order writes to me anymore,” said +Harry, “not since Sirius — ” + +He saw that her eyes had filled with tears. + +“I’m sorry,” he muttered awkwardly. “I mean ... I miss +him, as well. ...” + +“What?” said Tonks blankly, as though she had not +heard him. “Well ... I’ll see you around, Harry ...” + +And she turned abruptly and walked back down the +corridor, leaving Harry to stare after her. After a +minute or so, he pulled the Invisibility Cloak on again +and resumed his efforts to get into the Room of +Requirement, but his heart was not in it. Finally, a +Page | 524 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hollow feeling in his stomach and the knowledge that +Ron and Hermione would soon be back for lunch +made him abandon the attempt and leave the corridor +to Malfoy who, hopefully, would be too afraid to leave +for some hours to come. + +He found Ron and Hermione in the Great Hall, +already halfway through an early lunch. + +“I did it — well, kind of!” Ron told Harry +enthusiastically when he caught sight of him. “I was +supposed to be Apparating to outside Madam +Puddifoot’s Tea Shop and I overshot it a bit, ended up +near Scrivenshaft’s, but at least I moved!” + +“Good one,” said Harry. “How’d you do, Hermione?” + +“Oh, she was perfect, obviously,” said Ron, before +Hermione could answer. “Perfect deliberation, +divination, and desperation or whatever the hell it is +— we all went for a quick drink in the Three +Broomsticks after and you should’ve heard Twycross +going on about her — I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t +pop the question soon — ” + +“And what about you?” asked Hermione, ignoring +Ron. “Have you been up at the Room of Requirement +all this time?” + +“Yep,” said Harry. “And guess who I ran into up +there? Tonks!” + +“Tonks?” repeated Ron and Hermione together, +looking surprised. + +“Yeah, she said she’d come to visit Dumbledore. ...” + +“If you ask me,” said Ron once Harry had finished +describing his conversation with Tonks, “she’s + +Page | 525 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +cracking up a bit. Losing her nerve after what +happened at the Ministry.” + +“It’s a bit odd,” said Hermione, who for some reason +looked very concerned. “She’s supposed to be +guarding the school, why’s she suddenly abandoning +her post to come and see Dumbledore when he’s not +even here?” + +“I had a thought,” said Harry tentatively. He felt +strange about voicing it; this was much more +Hermione’s territory than his. “You don’t think she +can have been . . . you know ... in love with Sirius?” + +Hermione stared at him. + +“What on earth makes you say that?” + +“I dunno,” said Harry, shrugging, “but she was nearly +crying when I mentioned his name . . . and her +Patronus is a big four-legged thing now. ... I wondered +whether it hadn’t become ... you know ... him.” + +“It’s a thought,” said Hermione slowly. “But I still +don’t know why she’d be bursting into the castle to +see Dumbledore, if that’s really why she was here. ...” + +“Goes back to what I said, doesn’t it?” said Ron, who +was now shoveling mashed potato into his mouth. +“She’s gone a bit funny. Lost her nerve. Women,” he +said wisely to Harry, “they’re easily upset.” + +“And yet,” said Hermione, coming out of her reverie, “I +doubt you’d find a woman who sulked for half an +hour because Madam Rosmerta didn’t laugh at their +joke about the hag, the Healer, and the Mimbulus +mimbletonia.” + +Ron scowled. + +Page | 526 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +AFTER THE BURIAL + +Patches of bright blue sky were beginning to appear +over the castle turrets, but these signs of approaching +summer did not lift Harry’s mood. He had been +thwarted, both in his attempts to find out what +Malfoy was doing, and in his efforts to start a +conversation with Slughorn that might lead, +somehow, to Slughorn handing over the memory he +had apparently suppressed for decades. + +“For the last time, just forget about Malfoy,” Hermione +told Harry firmly. + +They were sitting with Ron in a sunny corner of the +courtyard after lunch. Hermione and Ron were both +clutching a Ministry of Magic leaflet — Common +Apparition Mistakes and How to Avoid Them — for +they were taking their tests that very afternoon, but +by and large the leaflets had not proved soothing to +the nerves. + + + +Page | 527 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +Ron gave a start and tried to hide behind Hermione as +a girl came around the corner. + +“It isn’t Lavender,” said Hermione wearily. + +“Oh, good,” said Ron, relaxing. + +“Harry Potter?” said the girl. “I was asked to give you +this.” + +“Thanks ...” + +Harry’s heart sank as he took the small scroll of +parchment. Once the girl was out of earshot he said, +“Dumbledore said we wouldn’t be having any more +lessons until I got the memory!” + +“Maybe he wants to check on how you’re doing?” +suggested Hermione, as Harry unrolled the +parchment; but rather than finding Dumbledore ’s +long, narrow, slanted writing he saw an untidy +sprawl, very difficult to read due to the presence of +large blotches on the parchment where the ink had +run. + + + +Dear Harry, Ron, and Hermione, + +Aragog died last night Harry and Ron, you met him, +and you know how special he was. Hermione, I know +you’d have liked him. It would mean a lot to me if +you’d nip down for the burial later this evening. I’m +planning on doing it round dusk, that was his favorite +time of day. I know you’re not supposed to be out that +late, but you can use the cloak. Wouldn’t ask, but I +can’t face it alone. + + + +Hagrid + +Page | 528 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look at this,” said Harry, handing the note to +Hermione. + +“Oh, for heaven’s sake,” she said, scanning it quickly +and passing it to Ron, who read it through looking +increasingly incredulous. + +“He’s mentaft” he said furiously. “That thing told its +mates to eat Harry and me! Told them to help +themselves! And now Hagrid expects us to go down +there and cry over its horrible hairy body!” + +“It’s not just that,” said Hermione. “He’s asking us to +leave the castle at night and he knows security’s a +million times tighter and how much trouble we’d be in +if we were caught.” + +“We’ve been down to see him by night before,” said +Harry. + +“Yes, but for something like this?” said Hermione. +“We’ve risked a lot to help Hagrid out, but after all — +Aragog’s dead. If it were a question of saving him — ” + +“ — I’d want to go even less,” said Ron firmly. “You +didn’t meet him, Hermione. Believe me, being dead +will have improved him a lot.” + +Harry took the note back and stared down at all the +inky blotches all over it. Tears had clearly fallen thick +and fast upon the parchment. ... + +“Harry, you can’t be thinking of going,” said +Hermione. “It’s such a pointless thing to get detention +for.” + +Harry sighed. “Yeah, I know,” he said. “I s’pose +Hagrid ’ll have to bury Aragog without us.” + + + +Page | 529 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, he will,” said Hermione, looking relieved. “Look, +Potions will be almost empty this afternoon, with us +all off doing our tests. ... Try and soften Slughorn up +a bit then!” + +“Fifty-seventh time lucky, you think?” said Harry +bitterly. + +“Lucky,” said Ron suddenly. “Harry, that’s it — get +lucky!” + +“What d’you mean?” + +“Use your lucky potion!” + +“Ron, that’s — that’s it!” said Hermione, sounding +stunned. “Of course! Why didn’t I think of it?” + +Harry stared at them both. “Felix Felicis?” he said. “I +dunno ... I was sort of saving it. ...” + +“What for?” demanded Ron incredulously. + +“What on earth is more important than this memory, +Harry?” asked Hermione. + +Harry did not answer. The thought of that little golden +bottle had hovered on the edges of his imagination for +some time; vague and unformulated plans that +involved Ginny splitting up with Dean, and Ron +somehow being happy to see her with a new +boyfriend, had been fermenting in the depths of his +brain, unacknowledged except during dreams or the +twilight time between sleeping and waking. . . . + +“Harry? Are you still with us?” asked Hermione. + +“Wha — ? Yeah, of course,” he said, pulling himself +together. “Well ... okay. If I can’t get Slughorn to talk + +Page | 530 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +this afternoon, I’ll take some Felix and have another +go this evening.” + +“That’s decided, then,” said Hermione briskly, getting +to her feet and performing a graceful pirouette. +“Destination ... determination ... deliberation ...” she +murmured. + +“Oh, stop that,” Ron begged her, “I feel sick enough as +it is — quick, hide me!” + +“It isn’t Lavender!” said Hermione impatiently, as +another couple of girls appeared in the courtyard and +Ron dived behind her. + +“Cool,” said Ron, peering over Hermione’s shoulder to +check. “Blimey, they don’t look happy, do they?” + +“They’re the Montgomery sisters and of course they +don’t look happy, didn’t you hear what happened to +their little brother?” said Hermione. + +“I’m losing track of what’s happening to everyone’s +relatives, to be honest,” said Ron. + +“Well, their brother was attacked by a werewolf. The +rumor is that their mother refused to help the Death +Eaters. Anyway, the boy was only five and he died in +St. Mungo’s, they couldn’t save him.” + +“He died?” repeated Harry, shocked. “But surely +werewolves don’t kill, they just turn you into one of +them?” + +“They sometimes kill,” said Ron, who looked +unusually grave now. “I’ve heard of it happening +when the werewolf gets carried away.” + +“What was the werewolf’s name?” said Harry quickly. + +Page | 531 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, the rumor is that it was that Fenrir Greyback,” +said Hermione. + +“I knew it — the maniac who likes attacking kids, the +one Lupin told me about!” said Harry angrily. + +Hermione looked at him bleakly. + +“Harry, you’ve got to get that memory,” she said. “It’s +all about stopping Voldemort, isn’t it? These dreadful +things that are happening are all down to him. ...” + +The bell rang overhead in the castle and both +Hermione and Ron jumped to their feet, looking +terrified. + +“You’ll do fine,” Harry told them both, as they headed +toward the entrance hall to meet the rest of the people +taking their Apparition Test. “Good luck.” + +“And you too!” said Hermione with a significant look, +as Harry headed off to the dungeons. + +There were only three of them in Potions that +afternoon: Harry, Ernie, and Draco Malfoy. + +“All too young to Apparate just yet?” said Slughorn +genially. “Not turned seventeen yet?” + +They shook their heads. + +“Ah well,” said Slughorn cheerily, “as we’re so few, +we’ll do something fun. I want you all to brew me up +something amusing!” + +“That sounds good, sir,” said Ernie sycophantically, +rubbing his hands together. Malfoy, on the other +hand, did not crack a smile. + + + +Page | 532 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What do you mean, ‘something amusing?” he said +irritably. + +“Oh, surprise me,” said Slughorn airily. + +Malfoy opened his copy of Advanced Potion-Making +with a sulky expression. It could not have been +plainer that he thought this lesson was a waste of +time. Undoubtedly, Harry thought, watching him over +the top of his own book, Malfoy was begrudging the +time he could otherwise be spending in the Room of +Requirement. + +Was it his imagination, or did Malfoy, like Tonks, look +thinner? Certainly he looked paler; his skin still had +that grayish tinge, probably because he so rarely saw +daylight these days. But there was no air of +smugness, excitement, or superiority; none of the +swagger that he had had on the Hogwarts Express, +when he had boasted openly of the mission he had +been given by Voldemort. ... There could be only one +conclusion, in Harry’s opinion: The mission, whatever +it was, was going badly. + +Cheered by this thought, Harry skimmed through his +copy of Advanced Potion-Making and found a heavily +corrected Half-Blood Prince’s version of “An Elixir to +Induce Euphoria,” which seemed not only to meet +Slughorn ’s instructions, but which might (Harry’s +heart leapt as the thought struck him) put Slughorn +into such a good mood that he would be prepared to +hand over that memory if Harry could persuade him +to taste some. ... + +“Well, now, this looks absolutely wonderful,” said +Slughorn an hour and a half later, clapping his hands +together as he stared down into the sunshine yellow +contents of Harry’s cauldron. “Euphoria, I take it? And +what’s that I smell? Mmmm ... you’ve added just a +Page | 533 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sprig of peppermint, haven’t you? Unorthodox, but +what a stroke of inspiration, Harry, of course, that +would tend to counterbalance the occasional side +effects of excessive singing and nose-tweaking. ... I +really don’t know where you get these brain waves, +my boy . . . unless — ” + +Harry pushed the Half-Blood Prince’s book deeper +into his bag with his foot. + +“ — it’s just your mother’s genes coming out in you!” + +“Oh ... yeah, maybe,” said Harry, relieved. + +Ernie was looking rather grumpy; determined to +outshine Harry for once, he had most rashly invented +his own potion, which had curdled and formed a kind +of purple dumpling at the bottom of his cauldron. +Malfoy was already packing up, sour-faced; Slughorn +had pronounced his Hiccuping Solution merely +“passable.” + +The bell rang and both Ernie and Malfoy left at once. + +“Sir,” Harry began, but Slughorn immediately glanced +over his shoulder; when he saw that the room was +empty but for himself and Harry, he hurried away as +fast as he could. + +“Professor — Professor, don’t you want to taste my po +— ?” called Harry desperately. + +But Slughorn had gone. Disappointed, Harry emptied +the cauldron, packed up his things, left the dungeon, +and walked slowly back upstairs to the common +room. + +Ron and Hermione returned in the late afternoon. + + + +Page | 534 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry!” cried Hermione as she climbed through the +portrait hole. “Harry, I passed!” + +“Well done!” he said. “And Ron?” + +“He — he just failed,” whispered Hermione, as Ron +came slouching into the room looking most morose. +“It was really unlucky, a tiny thing, the examiner just +spotted that he’d left half an eyebrow behind. ... How +did it go with Slughorn?” + +“No joy,” said Harry, as Ron joined them. “Bad luck, +mate, but you’ll pass next time — we can take it +together.” + +“Yeah, I s’pose,” said Ron grumpily. “But half an +eyebrow\ Like that matters!” + +“I know,” said Hermione soothingly, “it does seem +really harsh. ...” + +They spent most of their dinner roundly abusing the +Apparition examiner, and Ron looked fractionally +more cheerful by the time they set off back to the +common room, now discussing the continuing +problem of Slughorn and the memory. + +“So, Harry — you going to use the Felix Felicis or +what?” Ron demanded. + +“Yeah, I s’pose I’d better,” said Harry. “I don’t reckon +I’ll need all of it, not twelve hours’ worth, it can’t take +all night. ... I’ll just take a mouthful. Two or three +hours should do it.” + +“It’s a great feeling when you take it,” said Ron +reminiscently. “Like you can’t do anything wrong.” + + + +Page | 535 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What are you talking about?” said Hermione, +laughing. “You’ve never taken any!” + +“Yeah, but I thought I had, didn’t I?” said Ron, as +though explaining the obvious. “Same difference +really ...” + +As they had only just seen Slughorn enter the Great +Hall and knew that he liked to take time over meals, +they lingered for a while in the common room, the +plan being that Harry should go to Slughorn ’s office +once the teacher had had time to get back there. +When the sun had sunk to the level of the treetops in +the Forbidden Forest, they decided the moment had +come, and after checking carefully that Neville, Dean, +and Seamus were all in the common room, sneaked +up to the boys’ dormitory. + +Harry took out the rolled-up socks at the bottom of +his trunk and extracted the tiny, gleaming bottle. + +“Well, here goes,” said Harry, and he raised the little +bottle and took a carefully measured gulp. + +“What does it feel like?” whispered Hermione. + +Harry did not answer for a moment. Then, slowly but +surely, an exhilarating sense of infinite opportunity +stole through him; he felt as though he could have +done anything, anything at all ... and getting the +memory from Slughorn seemed suddenly not only +possible, but positively easy. ... + +He got to his feet, smiling, brimming with confidence. + +“Excellent,” he said. “Really excellent. Right ... I’m +going down to Hagrid’s.” + + + +Page | 536 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” said Ron and Hermione together, looking +aghast. + +“No, Harry — you’ve got to go and see Slughorn, +remember?” said Hermione. + +“No,” said Harry confidently. “I’m going to Hagrid’s, + +I’ve got a good feeling about going to Hagrid’s.” + +“You’ve got a good feeling about burying a giant +spider?” asked Ron, looking stunned. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, pulling his Invisibility Cloak out of +his bag. “I feel like it’s the place to be tonight, you +know what I mean?” + +“No,” said Ron and Hermione together, both looking +positively alarmed now. + +“This is Felix Felicis, I suppose?” said Hermione +anxiously, holding up the bottle to the light. “You +haven’t got another little bottle full of — I don’t know + + + +“Essence of Insanity?” suggested Ron, as Harry +swung his cloak over his shoulders. + +Harry laughed, and Ron and Hermione looked even +more alarmed. + +“Trust me,” he said. “I know what I’m doing ... or at +least” — he strolled confidently to the door — “Felix +does.” + +He pulled the Invisibility Cloak over his head and set +off down the stairs, Ron and Hermione hurrying along +behind him. At the foot of the stairs, Harry slid +through the open door. + + + +Page | 537 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What were you doing up there with her?” shrieked +Lavender Brown, staring right through Harry at Ron +and Hermione emerging together from the boys’ +dormitories. Harry heard Ron spluttering behind him +as he darted across the room away from them. + +Getting through the portrait hole was simple; as he +approached it, Ginny and Dean came through it, and +Harry was able to slip between them. As he did so, he +brushed accidentally against Ginny. + +“Don’t push me, please, Dean,” she said, sounding +annoyed. “You’re always doing that, I can get through +perfectly well on my own. ...” + +The portrait swung closed behind Harry, but not +before he had heard Dean make an angry retort. ... + +His feeling of elation increasing, Harry strode off +through the castle. He did not have to creep along, for +he met nobody on his way, but this did not surprise +him in the slightest: This evening, he was the luckiest +person at Hogwarts. + +Why he knew that going to Hagrid’s was the right +thing to do, he had no idea. It was as though the +potion was illuminating a few steps of the path at a +time: He could not see the final destination, he could +not see where Slughorn came in, but he knew that he +was going the right way to get that memory. When he +reached the entrance hall he saw that Filch had +forgotten to lock the front door. Beaming, Harry threw +it open and breathed in the smell of clean air and +grass for a moment before walking down the steps +into the dusk. + +It was when he reached the bottom step that it +occurred to him how very pleasant it would be to pass +the vegetable patch on his walk to Hagrid’s. It was not +strictly on the way, but it seemed clear to Harry that + +Page | 538 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +this was a whim on which he should act, so he +directed his feet immediately toward the vegetable +patch, where he was pleased, but not altogether +surprised, to find Professor Slughorn in conversation +with Professor Sprout. Harry lurked behind a low +stone wall, feeling at peace with the world and +listening to their conversation. + +“I do thank you for taking the time, Pomona,” +Slughorn was saying courteously, “most authorities +agree that they are at their most efficacious if picked +at twilight.” + +“Oh, I quite agree,” said Professor Sprout warmly. +“That enough for you?” + +“Plenty, plenty,” said Slughorn, who, Harry saw, was +carrying an armful of leafy plants. “This should allow +for a few leaves for each of my third years, and some +to spare if anybody over-stews them. ... Well, good +evening to you, and many thanks again!” + +Professor Sprout headed off into the gathering +darkness in the direction of her greenhouses, and +Slughorn directed his steps to the spot where Harry +stood, invisible. + +Seized with an immediate desire to reveal himself, +Harry pulled off the cloak with a flourish. + +“Good evening, Professor.” + +“Merlin’s beard, Harry, you made me jump,” said +Slughorn, stopping dead in his tracks and looking +wary. “How did you get out of the castle?” + +“I think Filch must’ve forgotten to lock the doors,” +said Harry cheerfully, and was delighted to see +Slughorn scowl. + +Page | 539 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll be reporting that man, he’s more concerned about +litter than proper security if you ask me. ... But why +are you out here, Harry?” + +“Well, sir, it’s Hagrid,” said Harry, who knew that the +right thing to do just now was to tell the truth. “He’s +pretty upset. ... But you won’t tell anyone, Professor? + +I don’t want trouble for him. ...” + +Slughorn’s curiosity was evidently aroused. “Well, I +can’t promise that,” he said gruffly. “But I know that +Dumbledore trusts Hagrid to the hilt, so I’m sure he +can’t be up to anything very dreadful. ...” + +“Well, it’s this giant spider, he’s had it for years. ... It +lived in the forest. ... It could talk and everything — ” + +“I heard rumors there were acromantulas in the +forest,” said Slughorn softly, looking over at the mass +of black trees. “It’s true, then?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “But this one, Aragog, the first one +Hagrid ever got, it died last night. He’s devastated. He +wants company while he buries it and I said I’d go.” + +“Touching, touching,” said Slughorn absentmindedly, +his large droopy eyes fixed upon the distant lights of +Hagrid ’s cabin. “But acromantula venom is very +valuable ... If the beast only just died it might not yet +have dried out. ... Of course, I wouldn’t want to do +anything insensitive if Hagrid is upset . . . but if there +was any way to procure some ... I mean, it’s almost +impossible to get venom from an acromantula while +it’s alive. ...” + +Slughorn seemed to be talking more to himself than +Harry now. + + + +Page | 540 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... seems an awful waste not to collect it ... might get +a hundred Galleons a pint. ... To be frank, my salary +is not large. ...” + +And now Harry saw clearly what was to be done. + +“Well,” he said, with a most convincing hesitancy, +“well, if you wanted to come, Professor, Hagrid would +probably be really pleased. ... Give Aragog a better +send-off, you know ...” + +“Yes, of course,” said Slughorn, his eyes now +gleaming with enthusiasm. “I tell you what, Harry, I’ll +meet you down there with a bottle or two. ... We’ll +drink the poor beast’s — well — not health — but +we’ll send it off in style, anyway, once it’s buried. And +I’ll change my tie, this one is a little exuberant for the +occasion. ...” + +He bustled back into the castle, and Harry sped off to +Hagrid ’s, delighted with himself. + +“Yeh came,” croaked Hagrid, when he opened the door +and saw Harry emerging from the Invisibility Cloak in +front of him. + +“Yeah — Ron and Hermione couldn’t, though,” said +Harry. “They’re really sorry.” + +“Don’ — don’ matter ... He’d’ve bin touched yeh’re +here, though, Harry. ...” + +Hagrid gave a great sob. He had made himself a black +armband out of what looked like a rag dipped in boot +polish, and his eyes were puffy, red, and swollen. +Harry patted him consolingly on the elbow, which was +the highest point of Hagrid he could easily reach. + +“Where are we burying him?” he asked. “The forest?” + +Page | 541 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Blimey, no,” said Hagrid, wiping his streaming eyes +on the bottom of his shirt. “The other spiders won’ let +me anywhere near their webs now Aragog’s gone. +Turns out it was on’y on his orders they didn’ eat me! +Can yeh believe that, Harry?” + +The honest answer was “yes”; Harry recalled with +painful ease the scene when he and Ron had come +face-to-face with the acromantulas: They had been +quite clear that Aragog was the only thing that +stopped them from eating Hagrid. + +“Never bin an area o’ the forest I couldn’ go before!” +said Hagrid, shaking his head. “It wasn’ easy, gettin’ +Aragog’s body out o’ there, I can tell yeh — they +usually eat their dead, see. ... But I wanted ter give +’im a nice burial ... a proper send-off ...” + +He broke into sobs again and Harry resumed the +patting of his elbow, saying as he did so (for the +potion seemed to indicate that it was the right thing +to do), “Professor Slughorn met me coming down +here, Hagrid.” + +“Not in trouble, are yeh?” said Hagrid, looking up, +alarmed. “Yeh shouldn’ be outta the castle in the +evenin’, I know it, it’s my fault — ” + +“No, no, when he heard what I was doing he said he’d +like to come and pay his last respects to Aragog too,” +said Harry. “He’s gone to change into something more +suitable, I think ... and he said he’d bring some +bottles so we can drink to Aragog’s memory. . . . + +“Did he?” said Hagrid, looking both astonished and +touched. “Tha’s — tha’s righ’ nice of him, that is, an’ +not turnin’ yeh in either. I’ve never really had a lot ter +do with Horace Slughorn before. ... Cornin’ ter see old + + + +Page | 542 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aragog off, though, eh? Well ... he ’d’ve liked that, +Aragog would. ...” + +Harry thought privately that what Aragog would have +liked most about Slughorn was the ample amount of +edible flesh he provided, but he merely moved to the +rear window of Hagrid ’s hut, where he saw the rather +horrible sight of the enormous dead spider lying on its +back outside, its legs curled and tangled. + +“Are we going to bury him here, Hagrid, in your +garden?” + +“Jus’ beyond the pumpkin patch, I thought,” said +Hagrid in a choked voice. “I’ve already dug the — yeh +know — grave. Jus’ thought we’d say a few nice +things over him — happy memories, yeh know — ” + +His voice quivered and broke. There was a knock on +the door, and he turned to answer it, blowing his nose +on his great spotted handkerchief as he did so. +Slughorn hurried over the threshold, several bottles +in his arms, and wearing a somber black cravat. + +“Hagrid,” he said, in a deep, grave voice. “So very +sorry to hear of your loss.” + +“Tha’s very nice of yeh,” said Hagrid. “Thanks a lot. + +An’ thanks fer not givin’ Harry detention neither. ...” + +“Wouldn’t have dreamed of it,” said Slughorn. “Sad +night, sad night ... Where is the poor creature?” + +“Out here,” said Hagrid in a shaking voice. “Shall we +— shall we do it, then?” + +The three of them stepped out into the back garden. +The moon was glistening palely through the trees +now, and its rays mingled with the light spilling from + +Page | 543 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid’s window to illuminate Aragog’s body lying on +the edge of a massive pit beside a ten-foot-high +mound of freshly dug earth. + +“Magnificent,” said Slughorn, approaching the +spider’s head, where eight milky eyes stared blankly +at the sky and two huge, curved pincers shone, +motionless, in the moonlight. Harry thought he heard +the tinkle of bottles as Slughorn bent over the +pincers, apparently examining the enormous hairy +head. + +“It’s not ev’ryone appreciates how beau’iful they are,” +said Hagrid to Slughorn ’s back, tears leaking from the +corners of his crinkled eyes. “I didn’ know yeh were +int’rested in creatures like Aragog, Horace.” + +“Interested? My dear Hagrid, I revere them,” said +Slughorn, stepping back from the body. Harry saw +the glint of a bottle disappear beneath his cloak, +though Hagrid, mopping his eyes once more, noticed +nothing. “Now ... shall we proceed to the burial?” + +Hagrid nodded and moved forward. He heaved the +gigantic spider into his arms and, with an enormous +grunt, rolled it into the dark pit. It hit the bottom with +a rather horrible, crunchy thud. Hagrid started to cry +again. + +“Of course, it’s difficult for you, who knew him best,” +said Slughorn, who like Harry could reach no higher +than Hagrid’s elbow, but patted it all the same. “Why +don’t I say a few words?” + +He must have got a lot of good quality venom from +Aragog, Harry thought, for Slughorn wore a satisfied +smirk as he stepped up to the rim of the pit and said, +in a slow, impressive voice, “Farewell, Aragog, king of +arachnids, whose long and faithful friendship those +Page | 544 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who knew you won’t forget! Though your body will +decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, web-spun +places of your forest home. May your many-eyed +descendants ever flourish and your human friends +find solace for the loss they have sustained.” + +“Tha’ was ... tha’ was ... beau’iful!” howled Hagrid, +and he collapsed onto the compost heap, crying +harder than ever. + +“There, there,” said Slughorn, waving his wand so +that the huge pile of earth rose up and then fell, with +a muffled sort of crash, onto the dead spider, forming +a smooth mound. “Let’s get inside and have a drink. +Get on his other side, Harry. ... That’s it. ... Up you +come, Hagrid ... Well done ...” + +They deposited Hagrid in a chair at the table. Fang, +who had been skulking in his basket during the +burial, now came padding softly across to them and +put his heavy head into Harry’s lap as usual. + +Slughorn uncorked one of the bottles of wine he had +brought. + +“I have had it all tested for poison,” he assured Harry, +pouring most of the first bottle into one of Hagrid ’s +bucket- sized mugs and handing it to Hagrid. “Had a +house-elf taste every bottle after what happened to +your poor friend Rupert.” + +Harry saw, in his mind’s eye, the expression on +Hermione’s face if she ever heard about this abuse of +house-elves, and decided never to mention it to her. + +“One for Harry ...” said Slughorn, dividing a second +bottle between two mugs, "... and one for me. Well” — +he raised his mug high — “to Aragog.” + +“Aragog,” said Harry and Hagrid together. + +Page | 545 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Both Slughorn and Hagrid drank deeply. Harry, +however, with the way ahead illuminated for him by +Felix Felicis, knew that he must not drink, so he +merely pretended to take a gulp and then set the mug +back on the table before him. + +“I had him from an egg, yeh know,” said Hagrid +morosely. “Tiny little thing he was when he hatched. +Bout the size of a Pekingese.” + +“Sweet,” said Slughorn. + +“Used ter keep him in a cupboard up at the school +until ... well ...” + +Hagrid ’s face darkened and Harry knew why: Tom +Riddle had contrived to have Hagrid thrown out of +school, blamed for opening the Chamber of Secrets. +Slughorn, however, did not seem to be listening; he +was looking up at the ceiling, from which a number of +brass pots hung, and also a long, silky skein of bright +white hair. + +“That’s never unicorn hair, Hagrid?” + +“Oh, yeah,” said Hagrid indifferently. “Gets pulled out +of their tails, they catch it on branches an’ stuff in the +forest, yeh know ...” + +“But my dear chap, do you know how much that’s +worth?” + +“I use it fer bindin’ on bandages an’ stuff if a creature +gets injured,” said Hagrid, shrugging. “It’s dead useful +... very strong, see.” + +Slughorn took another deep draught from his mug, +his eyes moving carefully around the cabin now, +looking, Harry knew, for more treasures that he might + +Page | 546 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +be able to convert into a plentiful supply of oak- +matured mead, crystalized pineapple, and velvet +smoking jackets. He refilled Hagrid’s mug and his +own, and questioned him about the creatures that +lived in the forest these days and how Hagrid was +able to look after them all. Hagrid, becoming +expansive under the influence of the drink and +Slughorn ’s flattering interest, stopped mopping his +eyes and entered happily into a long explanation of +bowtruckle husbandry. + +The Felix Felicis gave Harry a little nudge at this +point, and he noticed that the supply of drink that +Slughorn had brought was running out fast. Harry +had not yet managed to bring off the Refilling Charm +without saying the incantation aloud, but the idea +that he might not be able to do it tonight was +laughable: Indeed, Harry grinned to himself as, +unnoticed by either Hagrid or Slughorn (now +swapping tales of the illegal trade in dragon eggs) he +pointed his wand under the table at the emptying +bottles and they immediately began to refill. + +After an hour or so, Hagrid and Slughorn began +making extravagant toasts: to Hogwarts, to +Dumbledore, to elf-made wine, and to — + +“Harry Potter!” bellowed Hagrid, slopping some of his +fourteenth bucket of wine down his chin as he +drained it. + +“Yes, indeed,” cried Slughorn a little thickly, “Parry +Otter, the Chosen Boy Who — well — something of +that sort,” he mumbled, and drained his mug too. + +Not long after this, Hagrid became tearful again and +pressed the whole unicorn tail upon Slughorn, who +pocketed it with cries of, “To friendship! To generosity! +To ten Galleons a hair!” + +Page | 547 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And for a while after that, Hagrid and Slughorn were +sitting side by side, arms around each other, singing +a slow sad song about a dying wizard called Odo. + +“Aaargh, the good die young,” muttered Hagrid, +slumping low onto the table, a little cross-eyed, while +Slughorn continued to warble the refrain. “Me dad +was no age ter go ... nor were yer mum an’ dad, +Harry...” + +Great fat tears oozed out of the corners of Hagrid ’s +crinkled eyes again; he grasped Harry’s arm and +shook it. + +“Bes’ wiz and witchard o’ their age I never knew ... +terrible thing ... terrible thing ...” + +And Odo the hero, they bore him back home +To the place that he’d known as a lad, + +sang Slughorn plaintively. + +They laid him to rest with his hat inside out +And his wand snapped in two, which was sad. + +"... terrible,” Hagrid grunted, and his great shaggy +head rolled sideways onto his arms and he fell asleep, +snoring deeply. + +“Sorry,” said Slughorn with a hiccup. “Can’t carry a +tune to save my life.” + +“Hagrid wasn’t talking about your singing,” said Harry +quietly. “He was talking about my mum and dad +dying.” + +“Oh,” said Slughorn, repressing a large belch. “Oh +dear. Yes, that was — was terrible indeed. Terrible ... +terrible ...” + +Page | 548 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He looked quite at a loss for what to say, and resorted +to refilling their mugs. + + + +“I don’t — don’t suppose you remember it, Harry?” he +asked awkwardly. + +“No — well, I was only one when they died,” said +Harry, his eyes on the flame of the candle flickering in +Hagrid’s heavy snores. “But I’ve found out pretty +much what happened since. My dad died first. Did +you know that?” + +“I — I didn’t,” said Slughorn in a hushed voice. + +“Yeah . . . Voldemort murdered him and then stepped +over his body toward my mum,” said Harry. + +Slughorn gave a great shudder, but he did not seem +able to tear his horrified gaze away from Harry’s face. + +“He told her to get out of the way,” said Harry +remorselessly. “He told me she needn’t have died. He +only wanted me. She could have run.” + +“Oh dear,” breathed Slughorn. “She could have ... she +needn’t ... That’s awful. ...” + +“It is, isn’t it?” said Harry, in a voice barely more than +a whisper. “But she didn’t move. Dad was already +dead, but she didn’t want me to go too. She tried to +plead with Voldemort ... but he just laughed. ...” + +“That’s enough!” said Slughorn suddenly, raising a +shaking hand. “Really, my dear boy, enough ... I’m an +old man ... I don’t need to hear ... I don’t want to hear + + + +“I forgot,” lied Harry, Felix Felicis leading him on. + +“You liked her, didn’t you?” + +Page | 549 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Liked her?” said Slughorn, his eyes brimming with +tears once more. “I don’t imagine anyone who met her +wouldn’t have liked her. ... Very brave ... Very funny +...It was the most horrible thing. ...” + +“But you won’t help her son,” said Harry. “She gave +me her life, but you won’t give me a memory.” + +Hagrid’s rumbling snores filled the cabin. Harry +looked steadily into Slughorn ’s tear-filled eyes. The +Potions master seemed unable to look away. + +“Don’t say that,” he whispered. “It isn’t a question ... + +If it were to help you, of course ... but no purpose can +be served ...” + +“It can,” said Harry clearly. “Dumbledore needs +information. I need information.” + +He knew he was safe: Felix was telling him that +Slughorn would remember nothing of this in the +morning. Looking Slughorn straight in the eye, Harry +leaned forward a little. + +“I am the Chosen One. I have to kill him. I need that +memory.” + +Slughorn turned paler than ever; his shiny forehead +gleamed with sweat. + +“You are the Chosen One?” + +“Of course I am,” said Harry calmly. + +“But then ... my dear boy ... you’re asking a great deal +... you’re asking me, in fact, to aid you in your +attempt to destroy — ” + + + +Page | 550 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You don’t want to get rid of the wizard who killed Lily +Evans?” + +“Harry, Harry, of course I do, but — ” + +“You’re scared he’ll find out you helped me?” + +Slughorn said nothing; he looked terrified. + +“Be brave like my mother, Professor. ...” + +Slughorn raised a pudgy hand and pressed his +shaking fingers to his mouth; he looked for a moment +like an enormously overgrown baby. + +“I am not proud ...” he whispered through his fingers. +“I am ashamed of what — of what that memory +shows. ... I think I may have done great damage that +day. ...” + +“You’d cancel out anything you did by giving me the +memory,” said Harry. “It would be a very brave and +noble thing to do.” + +Hagrid twitched in his sleep and snored on. Slughorn +and Harry stared at each other over the guttering +candle. There was a long, long silence, but Felix +Felicis told Harry not to break it, to wait. + +Then, very slowly, Slughorn put his hand in his +pocket and pulled out his wand. He put his other +hand inside his cloak and took out a small, empty +bottle. Still looking into Harry’s eyes, Slughorn +touched the tip of his wand to his temple and +withdrew it, so that a long, silver thread of memory +came away too, clinging to the wand tip. Longer and +longer the memory stretched until it broke and +swung, silvery bright, from the wand. Slughorn +lowered it into the bottle where it coiled, then spread, +Page | 551 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +swirling like gas. He corked the bottle with a +trembling hand and then passed it across the table to +Harry. + +“Thank you very much, Professor.” + +“You’re a good boy,” said Professor Slughorn, tears +trickling down his fat cheeks into his walrus +mustache. “And you’ve got her eyes. ... Just don’t +think too badly of me once you’ve seen it. ...” + +And he too put his head on his arms, gave a deep +sigh, and fell asleep. + + + +Page | 552 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +HORCRUXES + +Harry could feel the Felix Felicis wearing off as he +crept back into the castle. The front door had +remained unlocked for him, but on the third floor he +met Peeves and only narrowly avoided detection by +diving sideways through one of his shortcuts. By the +time he got up to the portrait of the Fat Lady and +pulled off his Invisibility Cloak, he was not surprised +to find her in a most unhelpful mood. + +“What sort of time do you call this?” + +“I’m really sorry — I had to go out for something +important — ” + +“Well, the password changed at midnight, so you’ll +just have to sleep in the corridor, won’t you?” + +“You’re joking!” said Harry. “Why did it have to +change at midnight?” + + + +Page | 553 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“That’s the way it is,” said the Fat Lady. “If you’re +angry, go and take it up with the headmaster, he’s the +one who’s tightened security.” + +“Fantastic,” said Harry bitterly, looking around at the +hard floor. “Really brilliant. Yeah, I would go and take +it up with Dumbledore if he was here, because he’s +the one who wanted me to — ” + +“He is here,” said a voice behind Harry. “Professor +Dumbledore returned to the school an hour ago.” + +Nearly Headless Nick was gliding toward Harry, his +head wobbling as usual upon his ruff. + +“I had it from the Bloody Baron, who saw him arrive,” +said Nick. “He appeared, according to the Baron, to be +in good spirits, though a little tired, of course.” + +“Where is he?” said Harry, his heart leaping. + +“Oh, groaning and clanking up on the Astronomy +Tower, it’s a favorite pastime of his — ” + +“Not the Bloody Baron — Dumbledore!” + +“Oh — in his office,” said Nick. “I believe, from what +the Baron said, that he had business to attend to +before turning in — ” + +“Yeah, he has,” said Harry, excitement blazing in his +chest at the prospect of telling Dumbledore he had +secured the memory. He wheeled about and sprinted +off again, ignoring the Fat Lady who was calling after +him. + +“Come back! All right, I lied! I was annoyed you woke +me up! The password’s still ‘tapeworm’!” + + + +Page | 554 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Harry was already hurtling back along the +corridor and within minutes, he was saying “toffee +eclairs” to Dumbledore’s gargoyle, which leapt aside, +permitting Harry entrance onto the spiral staircase. + +“Enter,” said Dumbledore when Harry knocked. He +sounded exhausted. + +Harry pushed open the door. There was Dumbledore’s +office, looking the same as ever, but with black, star- +strewn skies beyond the windows. + +“Good gracious, Harry,” said Dumbledore in surprise. +“To what do I owe this very late pleasure?” + +“Sir — I’ve got it. I’ve got the memory from Slughorn.” + +Harry pulled out the tiny glass bottle and showed it to +Dumbledore. For a moment or two, the headmaster +looked stunned. Then his face split in a wide smile. + +“Harry, this is spectacular news! Very well done +indeed! I knew you could do it!” + +All thought of the lateness of the hour apparently +forgotten, he hurried around his desk, took the bottle +with Slughorn’s memory in his uninjured hand, and +strode over to the cabinet where he kept the Pensieve. + +“And now,” said Dumbledore, placing the stone basin +upon his desk and emptying the contents of the bottle +into it. “Now, at last, we shall see. Harry, quickly ...” + +Harry bowed obediently over the Pensieve and felt his +feet leave the office floor. . . . Once again he fell +through darkness and landed in Horace Slughorn’s +office many years before. + + + +Page | 555 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was the much younger Slughorn, with his +thick, shiny, straw-colored hair and his gingery-blond +mustache, sitting again in the comfortable winged +armchair in his office, his feet resting upon a velvet +pouffe, a small glass of wine in one hand, the other +rummaging in a box of crystalized pineapple. And +there were the half-dozen teenage boys sitting around +Slughorn with Tom Riddle in the midst of them, +Marvolo’s gold-and-black ring gleaming on his finger. + +Dumbledore landed beside Harry just as Riddle +asked, “Sir, is it true that Professor Merrythought is +retiring?” + +“Tom, Tom, if I knew I couldn’t tell you,” said +Slughorn, wagging his finger reprovingly at Riddle, +though winking at the same time. “I must say, I’d like +to know where you get your information, boy, more +knowledgeable than half the staff, you are.” + +Riddle smiled; the other boys laughed and cast him +admiring looks. + +“What with your uncanny ability to know things you +shouldn’t, and your careful flattery of the people who +matter — thank you for the pineapple, by the way, +you’re quite right, it is my favorite — ” + +Several of the boys tittered again. + +“ — I confidently expect you to rise to Minister of +Magic within twenty years. Fifteen, if you keep +sending me pineapple, I have excellent contacts at the +Ministry.” + +Tom Riddle merely smiled as the others laughed +again. Harry noticed that he was by no means the +eldest of the group of boys, but that they all seemed +to look to him as their leader. + +Page | 556 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know that politics would suit me, sir,” he said +when the laughter had died away. “I don’t have the +right kind of background, for one thing.” + +A couple of the boys around him smirked at each +other. Harry was sure they were enjoying a private +joke, undoubtedly about what they knew, or +suspected, regarding their gang leader’s famous +ancestor. + +“Nonsense,” said Slughorn briskly, “couldn’t be +plainer you come from decent Wizarding stock, +abilities like yours. No, you’ll go far, Tom, I’ve never +been wrong about a student yet.” + +The small golden clock standing upon Slughorn ’s +desk chimed eleven o’clock behind him and he looked +around. + +“Good gracious, is it that time already? You’d better +get going, boys, or we’ll all be in trouble. Lestrange, I +want your essay by tomorrow or it’s detention. Same +goes for you, Avery.” + +One by one, the boys filed out of the room. Slughorn +heaved himself out of his armchair and carried his +empty glass over to his desk. A movement behind him +made him look around; Riddle was still standing +there. + +“Look sharp, Tom, you don’t want to be caught out of +bed out of hours, and you a prefect ...” + +“Sir, I wanted to ask you something.” + +“Ask away, then, m’boy, ask away. ...” + +“Sir, I wondered what you know about . . . about +Horcruxes?” + +Page | 557 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Slughorn stared at him, his thick fingers +absentmindedly caressing the stem of his wine glass. + +“Project for Defense Against the Dark Arts, is it?” + +But Harry could tell that Slughorn knew perfectly well +that this was not schoolwork. + +“Not exactly, sir,” said Riddle. “I came across the term +while reading and I didn’t fully understand it.” + +“No ... well ... you’d be hard-pushed to find a book at +Hogwarts that’ll give you details on Horcruxes, Tom, +that’s very Dark stuff, very Dark indeed,” said +Slughorn. + +“But you obviously know all about them, sir? I mean, +a wizard like you — sorry, I mean, if you can’t tell me, +obviously — I just knew if anyone could tell me, you +could — so I just thought I’d ask — ” + +It was very well done, thought Harry, the hesitancy, +the casual tone, the careful flattery, none of it +overdone. He, Harry, had had too much experience of +trying to wheedle information out of reluctant people +not to recognize a master at work. He could tell that +Riddle wanted the information very, very much; +perhaps had been working toward this moment for +weeks. + +“Well,” said Slughorn, not looking at Riddle, but +fiddling with the ribbon on top of his box of +crystalized pineapple, “well, it can’t hurt to give you +an overview, of course. Just so that you understand +the term. A Horcrux is the word used for an object in +which a person has concealed part of their soul.” + +“I don’t quite understand how that works, though, +sir,” said Riddle. + +Page | 558 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His voice was carefully controlled, but Harry could +sense his excitement. + +“Well, you split your soul, you see,” said Slughorn, +“and hide part of it in an object outside the body. +Then, even if one’s body is attacked or destroyed, one +cannot die, for part of the soul remains earthbound +and undamaged. But of course, existence in such a +form ...” + +Slughorn ’s face crumpled and Harry found himself +remembering words he had heard nearly two years +before: “ I was ripped from my body, I was less than +spirit, less than the meanest ghost . . . but still, I was +alive.” + +“... few would want it, Tom, very few. Death would be +preferable.” + +But Riddle’s hunger was now apparent; his +expression was greedy, he could no longer hide his +longing. + +“How do you split your soul?” + +“Well,” said Slughorn uncomfortably, “you must +understand that the soul is supposed to remain intact +and whole. Splitting it is an act of violation, it is +against nature.” + +“But how do you do it?” + +“By an act of evil — the supreme act of evil. By +committing murder. Killing rips the soul apart. The +wizard intent upon creating a Horcrux would use the +damage to his advantage: He would encase the torn +portion — ” + +“Encase? But how — ?” + +Page | 559 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There is a spell, do not ask me, I don’t know!” said +Slughorn, shaking his head like an old elephant +bothered by mosquitoes. “Do I look as though I have +tried it — do I look like a killer?” + +“No, sir, of course not,” said Riddle quickly. “I’m sorry +...I didn’t mean to offend ...” + +“Not at all, not at all, not offended,” said Slughorn +gruffly. “It’s natural to feel some curiosity about these +things. ... Wizards of a certain caliber have always +been drawn to that aspect of magic. ...” + +“Yes, sir,” said Riddle. “What I don’t understand, +though — just out of curiosity — I mean, would one +Horcrux be much use? Can you only split your soul +once? Wouldn’t it be better, make you stronger, to +have your soul in more pieces, I mean, for instance, +isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, +wouldn’t seven — ?” + +“Merlin’s beard, Tom!” yelped Slughorn. “Seven! Isn’t +it bad enough to think of killing one person? And in +any case . . . bad enough to divide the soul . . . but to +rip it into seven pieces ...” + +Slughorn looked deeply troubled now: He was gazing +at Riddle as though he had never seen him plainly +before, and Harry could tell that he was regretting +entering into the conversation at all. + +“Of course,” he muttered, “this is all hypothetical, +what we’re discussing, isn’t it? All academic ...” + +“Yes, sir, of course,” said Riddle quickly. + +“But all the same, Tom ... keep it quiet, what I’ve told +— that’s to say, what we’ve discussed. People +wouldn’t like to think we’ve been chatting about + +Page | 560 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Horcruxes. It’s a banned subject at Hogwarts, you +know. ... Dumbledore’s particularly fierce about it. ...” + +“I won’t say a word, sir,” said Riddle, and he left, but +not before Harry had glimpsed his face, which was +full of that same wild happiness it had worn when he +had first found out that he was a wizard, the sort of +happiness that did not enhance his handsome +features, but made them, somehow, less human. ... + +“Thank you, Harry,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Let us +go. ...” ' + +When Harry landed back on the office floor +Dumbledore was already sitting down behind his +desk. Harry sat too and waited for Dumbledore to +speak. + +“I have been hoping for this piece of evidence for a +very long time,” said Dumbledore at last. “It confirms +the theory on which I have been working, it tells me +that I am right, and also how very far there is still to +go. ...” + +Harry suddenly noticed that every single one of the +old headmasters and headmistresses in the portraits +around the walls was awake and listening in on their +conversation. A corpulent, red-nosed wizard had +actually taken out an ear trumpet. + +“Well, Harry,” said Dumbledore, “I am sure you +understood the significance of what we just heard. At +the same age as you are now, give or take a few +months, Tom Riddle was doing all he could to find out +how to make himself immortal.” + +“You think he succeeded then, sir?” asked Harry. “He +made a Horcrux? And that’s why he didn’t die when + + + +Page | 561 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he attacked me? He had a Horcrux hidden +somewhere? A bit of his soul was safe?” + +“A bit ... or more,” said Dumbledore. “You heard +Voldemort: What he particularly wanted from Horace +was an opinion on what would happen to the wizard +who created more than one Horcrux, what would +happen to the wizard so determined to evade death +that he would be prepared to murder many times, rip +his soul repeatedly, so as to store it in many, +separately concealed Horcruxes. No book would have +given him that information. As far as I know — as far, +I am sure, as Voldemort knew — no wizard had ever +done more than tear his soul in two.” + +Dumbledore paused for a moment, marshaling his +thoughts, and then said, “Four years ago, I received +what I considered certain proof that Voldemort had +split his soul.” + +“Where?” asked Harry “How?” + +“You handed it to me, Harry,” said Dumbledore. “The +diary, Riddle’s diary, the one giving instructions on +how to reopen the Chamber of Secrets.” + +“I don’t understand, sir,” said Harry. + +“Well, although I did not see the Riddle who came out +of the diary, what you described to me was a +phenomenon I had never witnessed. A mere memory +starting to act and think for itself? A mere memory, +sapping the life out of the girl into whose hands it had +fallen? No, something much more sinister had lived +inside that book. ... a fragment of soul, I was almost +sure of it. The diary had been a Horcrux. But this +raised as many questions as it answered. + + + +Page | 562 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What intrigued and alarmed me most was that that +diary had been intended as a weapon as much as a +safeguard.” + +“I still don’t understand,” said Harry. + +“Well, it worked as a Horcrux is supposed to work — +in other words, the fragment of soul concealed inside +it was kept safe and had undoubtedly played its part +in preventing the death of its owner. But there could +be no doubt that Riddle really wanted that diary read, +wanted the piece of his soul to inhabit or possess +somebody else, so that Slytherin’s monster would be +unleashed again.” + +“Well, he didn’t want his hard work to be wasted,” +said Harry. “He wanted people to know he was +Slytherin’s heir, because he couldn’t take credit at the +time.” + +“Quite correct,” said Dumbledore, nodding. “But don’t +you see, Harry, that if he intended the diary to be +passed to, or planted on, some future Hogwarts +student, he was being remarkably blase about that +precious fragment of his soul concealed within it. The +point of a Horcrux is, as Professor Slughorn +explained, to keep part of the self hidden and safe, +not to fling it into somebody else’s path and run the +risk that they might destroy it — as indeed happened: +That particular fragment of soul is no more; you saw +to that. + +“The careless way in which Voldemort regarded this +Horcrux seemed most ominous to me. It suggested +that he must have made — or been planning to make +— more Horcruxes, so that the loss of his first would +not be so detrimental. I did not wish to believe it, but +nothing else seemed to make sense. + + + +Page | 563 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Then you told me, two years later, that on the night +that Voldemort returned to his body, he made a most +illuminating and alarming statement to his Death +Eaters. % who have gone further than anybody along +the path that leads to immortality.’ That was what you +told me he said. ‘Further than anybody,’ And I thought +I knew what that meant, though the Death Eaters did +not. He was referring to his Horcruxes, Horcruxes in +the plural, Harry, which I do not believe any other +wizard has ever had. Yet it fitted: Lord Voldemort has +seemed to grow less human with the passing years, +and the transformation he has undergone seemed to +me to be only explicable if his soul was mutilated +beyond the realms of what we might call ‘usual evil’ + + + +“So he’s made himself impossible to kill by murdering +other people?” said Harry. “Why couldn’t he make a +Sorcerer’s Stone, or steal one, if he was so interested +in immortality?” + +“Well, we know that he tried to do just that, five years +ago,” said Dumbledore. “But there are several reasons +why, I think, a Sorcerer’s Stone would appeal less +than Horcruxes to Lord Voldemort. + +“While the Elixir of Life does indeed extend life, it +must be drunk regularly, for all eternity, if the drinker +is to maintain their immortality. Therefore, Voldemort +would be entirely dependent on the Elixir, and if it +ran out, or was contaminated, or if the Stone was +stolen, he would die just like any other man. +Voldemort likes to operate alone, remember. I believe +that he would have found the thought of being +dependent, even on the Elixir, intolerable. Of course +he was prepared to drink it if it would take him out of +the horrible part-life to which he was condemned +after attacking you, but only to regain a body. +Thereafter, I am convinced, he intended to continue to +Page | 564 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rely on his Horcruxes: He would need nothing more, if +only he could regain a human form. He was already +immortal, you see ... or as close to immortal as any +man can be. + +“But now, Harry, armed with this information, the +crucial memory you have succeeded in procuring for +us, we are closer to the secret of finishing Lord +Voldemort than anyone has ever been before. You +heard him, Harry: ‘Wouldn’t it be better, make you +stronger, to have your soul in more pieces ... isn’t +seven the most powerfully magical number ...’ Isn’t +seven the most powerfully magical number. Yes, I +think the idea of a seven-part soul would greatly +appeal to Lord Voldemort.” + +“He made seven Horcruxes?” said Harry, horror- +struck, while several of the portraits on the walls +made similar noises of shock and outrage. “But they +could be anywhere in the world — hidden — buried or +invisible — ” + +“I am glad to see you appreciate the magnitude of the +problem,” said Dumbledore calmly. “But firstly, no, +Harry, not seven Horcruxes: six. The seventh part of +his soul, however maimed, resides inside his +regenerated body. That was the part of him that lived +a spectral existence for so many years during his +exile; without that, he has no self at all. That seventh +piece of soul will be the last that anybody wishing to +kill Voldemort must attack — the piece that lives in +his body.” + +“But the six Horcruxes, then,” said Harry, a little +desperately, “how are we supposed to find them?” + +“You are forgetting . . . you have already destroyed one +of them. And I have destroyed another.” + + + +Page | 565 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You have?” said Harry eagerly. + + + +“Yes indeed,” said Dumbledore, and he raised his +blackened, burned-looking hand. “The ring, Harry. +Marvolo’s ring. And a terrible curse there was upon it +too. Had it not been — forgive me the lack of seemly +modesty — for my own prodigious skill, and for +Professor Snape’s timely action when I returned to +Hogwarts, desperately injured, I might not have lived +to tell the tale. However, a withered hand does not +seem an unreasonable exchange for a seventh of +Voldemort’s soul. The ring is no longer a Horcrux.” + +“But how did you find it?” + +“Well, as you now know, for many years I have made +it my business to discover as much as I can about +Voldemort’s past life. I have traveled widely, visiting +those places he once knew. I stumbled across the ring +hidden in the ruin of the Gaunts’ house. It seems that +once Voldemort had succeeded in sealing a piece of +his soul inside it, he did not want to wear it anymore. +He hid it, protected by many powerful enchantments, +in the shack where his ancestors had once lived +(Morfin having been carted off to Azkaban, of course), +never guessing that I might one day take the trouble +to visit the ruin, or that I might be keeping an eye +open for traces of magical concealment. + +“However, we should not congratulate ourselves too +heartily. You destroyed the diary and I the ring, but if +we are right in our theory of a seven-part soul, four +Horcruxes remain.” + +“And they could be anything?” said Harry. “They +could be old tin cans or, I dunno, empty potion +bottles. ...” + + + +Page | 566 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are thinking of Portkeys, Harry, which must be +ordinary objects, easy to overlook. But would Lord +Voldemort use tin cans or old potion bottles to guard +his own precious soul? You are forgetting what I have +showed you. Lord Voldemort liked to collect trophies, +and he preferred objects with a powerful magical +history. His pride, his belief in his own superiority, +his determination to carve for himself a startling place +in magical history; these things suggest to me that +Voldemort would have chosen his Horcruxes with +some care, favoring objects worthy of the honor.” + +“The diary wasn’t that special.” + +“The diary, as you have said yourself, was proof that +he was the Heir of Slytherin; I am sure that +Voldemort considered it of stupendous importance.” + +“So, the other Horcruxes?” said Harry. “Do you think +you know what they are, sir?” + +“I can only guess,” said Dumbledore. “For the reasons +I have already given, I believe that Lord Voldemort +would prefer objects that, in themselves, have a +certain grandeur. I have therefore trawled back +through Voldemort’s past to see if I can find evidence +that such artifacts have disappeared around him.” + +“The locket!” said Harry loudly. “Hufflepuff’s cup!” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore, smiling, “I would be prepared +to bet — perhaps not my other hand — but a couple +of fingers, that they became Horcruxes three and +four. The remaining two, assuming again that he +created a total of six, are more of a problem, but I will +hazard a guess that, having secured objects from +Hufflepuff and Slytherin, he set out to track down +objects owned by Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. Four +objects from the four founders would, I am sure, have +Page | 567 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +exerted a powerful pull over Voldemort’s imagination. + +I cannot answer for whether he ever managed to find +anything of Ravenclaw’s. I am confident, however, +that the only known relic of Gryffindor remains safe.” + +Dumbledore pointed his blackened fingers to the wall +behind him, where a ruby-encrusted sword reposed +within a glass case. + +“Do you think that’s why he really wanted to come +back to Hogwarts, sir?” said Harry. “To try and find +something from one of the other founders?” + +“My thoughts precisely,” said Dumbledore. “But +unfortunately, that does not advance us much +further, for he was turned away, or so I believe, +without the chance to search the school. I am forced +to conclude that he never fulfilled his ambition of +collecting four founders’ objects. He definitely had two +— he may have found three — that is the best we can +do for now.” + +“Even if he got something of Ravenclaw’s or of +Gryffindor’s, that leaves a sixth Horcrux,” said Harry, +counting on his fingers. “Unless he got both?” + +“I don’t think so,” said Dumbledore. “I think I know +what the sixth Horcrux is. I wonder what you will say +when I confess that I have been curious for a while +about the behavior of the snake, Nagini?” + +“The snake?” said Harry, startled. “You can use +animals as Horcruxes?” + +“Well, it is inadvisable to do so,” said Dumbledore, +“because to confide a part of your soul to something +that can think and move for itself is obviously a very +risky business. However, if my calculations are +correct, Voldemort was still at least one Horcrux short +Page | 568 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of his goal of six when he entered your parents’ house +with the intention of killing you. + + + +“He seems to have reserved the process of making +Horcruxes for particularly significant deaths. You +would certainly have been that. He believed that in +killing you, he was destroying the danger the +prophecy had outlined. He believed he was making +himself invincible. I am sure that he was intending to +make his final Horcrux with your death. + +“As we know, he failed. After an interval of some +years, however, he used Nagini to kill an old Muggle +man, and it might then have occurred to him to turn +her into his last Horcrux. She underlines the +Slytherin connection, which enhances Lord +Voldemort’s mystique; I think he is perhaps as fond of +her as he can be of anything; he certainly likes to +keep her close, and he seems to have an unusual +amount of control over her, even for a Parselmouth.” + +“So,” said Harry, “the diary’s gone, the ring’s gone. + +The cup, the locket, and the snake are still intact, +and you think there might be a Horcrux that was +once Ravenclaw’s or Gryffindor’s?” + +“An admirably succinct and accurate summary, yes,” +said Dumbledore, bowing his head. + +“So . . . are you still looking for them, sir? Is that where +you’ve been going when you’ve been leaving the +school?” + +“Correct,” said Dumbledore. “I have been looking for a +very long time. I think ... perhaps ... I may be close to +finding another one. There are hopeful signs.” + +“And if you do,” said Harry quickly, “can I come with +you and help get rid of it?” + +Page | 569 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore looked at Harry very intently for a +moment before saying, “Yes, I think so.” + +“I can?” said Harry, thoroughly taken aback. + +“Oh yes,” said Dumbledore, smiling slightly. “I think +you have earned that right.” + +Harry felt his heart lift. It was very good not to hear +words of caution and protection for once. The +headmasters and headmistresses around the walls +seemed less impressed by Dumbledore’s decision; +Harry saw a few of them shaking their heads and +Phineas Nigellus actually snorted. + +“Does Voldemort know when a Horcrux is destroyed, +sir? Can he feel it?” Harry asked, ignoring the +portraits. + +“A very interesting question, Harry. I believe not. I +believe that Voldemort is now so immersed in evil, +and these crucial parts of himself have been detached +for so long, he does not feel as we do. Perhaps, at the +point of death, he might be aware of his loss . . . but he +was not aware, for instance, that the diary had been +destroyed until he forced the truth out of Lucius +Malfoy. When Voldemort discovered that the diary +had been mutilated and robbed of all its powers, I am +told that his anger was terrible to behold.” + +“But I thought he meant Lucius Malfoy to smuggle it +into Hogwarts?” + +“Yes, he did, years ago, when he was sure he would +be able to create more Horcruxes, but still Lucius was +supposed to wait for Voldemort’s say-so, and he never +received it, for Voldemort vanished shortly after giving +him the diary. + + + +Page | 570 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No doubt he thought that Lucius would not dare do +anything with the Horcrux other than guard it +carefully, but he was counting too much upon +Lucius’s fear of a master who had been gone for years +and whom Lucius believed dead. Of course, Lucius +did not know what the diary really was. I understand +that Voldemort had told him the diary would cause +the Chamber of Secrets to reopen because it was +cleverly enchanted. Had Lucius known he held a +portion of his master’s soul in his hands, he would +undoubtedly have treated it with more reverence — +but instead he went ahead and carried out the old +plan for his own ends: By planting the diary upon +Arthur Weasley’s daughter, he hoped to discredit +Arthur and get rid of a highly incriminating magical +object in one stroke. Ah, poor Lucius ... what with +Voldemort ’s fury about the fact that he threw away +the Horcrux for his own gain, and the fiasco at the +Ministry last year, I would not be surprised if he is +not secretly glad to be safe in Azkaban at the +moment.” + +Harry sat in thought for a moment, then asked, “So if +all of his Horcruxes are destroyed, Voldemort could be +killed?” + +“Yes, I think so,” said Dumbledore. “Without his +Horcruxes, Voldemort will be a mortal man with a +maimed and diminished soul. Never forget, though, +that while his soul may be damaged beyond repair, +his brain and his magical powers remain intact. It will +take uncommon skill and power to kill a wizard like +Voldemort even without his Horcruxes.” + +“But I haven’t got uncommon skill and power,” said +Harry, before he could stop himself. + +“Yes, you have,” said Dumbledore firmly. “You have a +power that Voldemort has never had. You can — ” + +Page | 571 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know!” said Harry impatiently. “I can love!” It was +only with difficulty that he stopped himself adding, +“Big deal!” + +“Yes, Harry, you can love,” said Dumbledore, who +looked as though he knew perfectly well what Harry +had just refrained from saying. “Which, given +everything that has happened to you, is a great and +remarkable thing. You are still too young to +understand how unusual you are, Harry.” + +“So, when the prophecy says that I’ll have ‘power the +Dark Lord knows not,’ it just means — love?” asked +Harry, feeling a little let down. + +“Yes — just love,” said Dumbledore. “But Harry, never +forget that what the prophecy says is only significant +because Voldemort made it so. I told you this at the +end of last year. Voldemort singled you out as the +person who would be most dangerous to him — and +in doing so, he made you the person who would be +most dangerous to him!” + +“But it comes to the same — ” + +“No, it doesn’t!” said Dumbledore, sounding impatient +now. Pointing at Harry with his black, withered hand, +he said, “You are setting too much store by the +prophecy!” + +“But,” spluttered Harry, “but you said the prophecy +means — ” + +“If Voldemort had never heard of the prophecy, would +it have been fulfilled? Would it have meant anything? +Of course not! Do you think every prophecy in the +Hall of Prophecy has been fulfilled?” + + + +Page | 572 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But,” said Harry, bewildered, “but last year, you said +one of us would have to kill the other — ” + +“Harry, Harry, only because Voldemort made a grave +error, and acted on Professor Trelawney’s words! If +Voldemort had never murdered your father, would he +have imparted in you a furious desire for revenge? Of +course not! If he had not forced your mother to die for +you, would he have given you a magical protection he +could not penetrate? Of course not, Harry! Don’t you +see? Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just +as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how +much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of +them realize that, one day, amongst their many +victims, there is sure to be one who rises against +them and strikes back! Voldemort is no different! +Always he was on the lookout for the one who would +challenge him. He heard the prophecy and he leapt +into action, with the result that he not only +handpicked the man most likely to finish him, he +handed him uniquely deadly weapons!” + +“But — ” + +“It is essential that you understand this!” said +Dumbledore, standing up and striding about the +room, his glittering robes swooshing in his wake; +Harry had never seen him so agitated. “By attempting +to kill you, Voldemort himself singled out the +remarkable person who sits here in front of me, and +gave him the tools for the job! It is Voldemort ’s fault +that you were able to see into his thoughts, his +ambitions, that you even understand the snakelike +language in which he gives orders, and yet, Harry, +despite your privileged insight into Voldemort’s world +(which, incidentally, is a gift any Death Eater would +kill to have), you have never been seduced by the +Dark Arts, never, even for a second, shown the + + + +Page | 573 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +slightest desire to become one of Voldemort’s +followers!” + +“Of course I haven’t!” said Harry indignantly. “He +killed my mum and dad!” + +“You are protected, in short, by your ability to love!” +said Dumbledore loudly. “The only protection that can +possibly work against the lure of power like +Voldemort’s! In spite of all the temptation you have +endured, all the suffering, you remain pure of heart, +just as pure as you were at the age of eleven, when +you stared into a mirror that reflected your heart’s +desire, and it showed you only the way to thwart Lord +Voldemort, and not immortality or riches. Harry, have +you any idea how few wizards could have seen what +you saw in that mirror? Voldemort should have +known then what he was dealing with, but he did not! + +“But he knows it now. You have flitted into Lord +Voldemort’s mind without damage to yourself, but he +cannot possess you without enduring mortal agony, +as he discovered in the Ministry. I do not think he +understands why, Harry, but then, he was in such a +hurry to mutilate his own soul, he never paused to +understand the incomparable power of a soul that is +untarnished and whole.” + +“But, sir,” said Harry, making valiant efforts not to +sound argumentative, “it all comes to the same thing, +doesn’t it? I’ve got to try and kill him, or — ” + +“Got to?” said Dumbledore. “Of course you’ve got to! +But not because of the prophecy! Because you, +yourself, will never rest until you’ve tried! We both +know it! Imagine, please, just for a moment, that you +had never heard that prophecy! How would you feel +about Voldemort now? Think!” + + + +Page | 574 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry watched Dumbledore striding up and down in +front of him, and thought. He thought of his mother, +his father, and Sirius. He thought of Cedric Diggory. +He thought of all the terrible deeds he knew Lord +Voldemort had done. A flame seemed to leap inside +his chest, searing his throat. + +“I’d want him finished,” said Harry quietly. “And I’d +want to do it.” + +“Of course you would!” cried Dumbledore. “You see, +the prophecy does not mean you have to do anything! +But the prophecy caused Lord Voldemort to mark you +as his equal. ... In other words, you are free to choose +your way, quite free to turn your back on the +prophecy! But Voldemort continues to set store by the +prophecy. He will continue to hunt you . . . which +makes it certain, really, that — ” + +“That one of us is going to end up killing the other,” +said Harry. “Yes.” + +But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been +trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference +between being dragged into the arena to face a battle +to the death and walking into the arena with your +head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that +there was little to choose between the two ways, but +Dumbledore knew — and so do I, thought Harry, with +a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents — that +there was all the difference in the world. + + + +Page | 575 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SECTUMSEMPRA + +Exhausted but delighted with his night’s work, Harry +told Ron and Hermione everything that had happened +during next morning’s Charms lesson (having first +cast the Muffliato spell upon those nearest them). +They were both satisfyingly impressed by the way he +had wheedled the memory out of Slughorn and +positively awed when he told them about Voldemort’s +Horcruxes and Dumbledore’s promise to take Harry +along, should he find another one. + +“Wow,” said Ron, when Harry had finally finished +telling them everything; Ron was waving his wand +very vaguely in the direction of the ceiling without +paying the slightest bit of attention to what he was +doing. “Wow. You’re actually going to go with +Dumbledore ... and try and destroy ... wow.” + +“Ron, you’re making it snow,” said Hermione +patiently, grabbing his wrist and redirecting his wand +away from the ceiling from which, sure enough, large +white flakes had started to fall. Lavender Brown, + + + +Page | 576 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry noticed, glared at Hermione from a neighboring +table through very red eyes, and Hermione +immediately let go of Ron’s arm. + +“Oh yeah,” said Ron, looking down at his shoulders in +vague surprise. “Sorry ... looks like we’ve all got +horrible dandruff now. ...” + +He brushed some of the fake snow off Hermione ’s +shoulder. Lavender burst into tears. Ron looked +immensely guilty and turned his back on her. + +“We split up,” he told Harry out of the corner of his +mouth. “Last night. When she saw me coming out of +the dormitory with Hermione. Obviously she couldn’t +see you, so she thought it had just been the two of +us.” + + + +“Ah,” said Harry. “Well — you don’t mind it’s over, do +you?” + +“No,” Ron admitted. “It was pretty bad while she was +yelling, but at least I didn’t have to finish it.” + +“Coward,” said Hermione, though she looked amused. +“Well, it was a bad night for romance all around. +Ginny and Dean split up too, Harry.” + +Harry thought there was a rather knowing look in her +eye as she told him that, but she could not possibly +know that his insides were suddenly dancing the +conga. Keeping his face as immobile and his voice as +indifferent as he could, he asked, “How come?” + +“Oh, something really silly . . . She said he was always +trying to help her through the portrait hole, like she +couldn’t climb in herself ... but they’ve been a bit +rocky for ages.” + + + +Page | 577 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry glanced over at Dean on the other side of the +classroom. He certainly looked unhappy. + +“Of course, this puts you in a bit of a dilemma, +doesn’t it?” said Hermione. + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry quickly. + +“The Quidditch team,” said Hermione. “If Ginny and +Dean aren’t speaking ...” + +“Oh — oh yeah,” said Harry. + +“Flitwick,” said Ron in a warning tone. The tiny little +Charms master was bobbing his way toward them, +and Hermione was the only one who had managed to +turn vinegar into wine; her glass flask was full of deep +crimson liquid, whereas the contents of Harry’s and +Ron’s were still murky brown. + +“Now, now, boys,” squeaked Professor Flitwick +reproachfully. “A little less talk, a little more action ... +Let me see you try. ...” + +Together they raised their wands, concentrating with +all their might, and pointed them at their flasks. +Harry’s vinegar turned to ice; Ron’s flask exploded. + +“Yes ... for homework,” said Professor Flitwick, +reemerging from under the table and pulling shards +of glass out of the top of his hat, “practice.” + +They had one of their rare joint free periods after +Charms and walked back to the common room +together. Ron seemed to be positively lighthearted +about the end of his relationship with Lavender, and +Hermione seemed cheery too, though when asked +what she was grinning about she simply said, “It’s a + + + +Page | 578 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nice day.” Neither of them seemed to have noticed +that a fierce battle was raging inside Harry’s brain: + +She’s Ron’s sister. + +But she’s ditched Dean! + +She’s still Ron’s sister. + +I’m his best mate! + +That’ll make it worse. + +If I talked to him first — + +He’d hit you. + +What if I don’t care? + +He’s your best mate\ + +Harry barely noticed that they were climbing through +the portrait hole into the sunny common room, and +only vaguely registered the small group of seventh +years clustered together there, until Hermione cried, +“Katie! You’re back! Are you okay?” + +Harry stared: It was indeed Katie Bell, looking +completely healthy and surrounded by her jubilant +friends. + +“I’m really well!” she said happily. “They let me out of +St. Mungo’s on Monday, I had a couple of days at +home with Mum and Dad and then came back here +this morning. Leanne was just telling me about +McLaggen and the last match, Harry. ...” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “well, now you’re back and Ron’s +fit, we’ll have a decent chance of thrashing + +Page | 579 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ravenclaw, which means we could still be in the +running for the Cup. Listen, Katie ...” + +He had to put the question to her at once; his +curiosity even drove Ginny temporarily from his +brain. He dropped his voice as Katie’s friends started +gathering up their things; apparently they were late +for Transfiguration. + +"... that necklace ... can you remember who gave it to +you now?” + +“No,” said Katie, shaking her head ruefully. +“Everyone’s been asking me, but I haven’t got a clue. +The last thing I remember was walking into the ladies’ +in the Three Broomsticks.” + +“You definitely went into the bathroom, then?” said +Hermione. + +“Well, I know I pushed open the door,” said Katie, “so +I suppose whoever Imperiused me was standing just +behind it. After that, my memory’s a blank until +about two weeks ago in St. Mungo’s. Listen, I’d better +go, I wouldn’t put it past McGonagall to give me lines +even if it is my first day back. ...” + +She caught up her bag and books and hurried after +her friends, leaving Harry, Ron, and Hermione to sit +down at a window table and ponder what she had told +them. + +“So it must have been a girl or a woman who gave +Katie the necklace,” said Hermione, “to be in the +ladies’ bathroom.” + +“Or someone who looked like a girl or a woman,” said +Harry. “Don’t forget, there was a cauldron full of + + + +Page | 580 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Polyjuice Potion at Hogwarts. We know some of it got +stolen. ...” + +In his mind’s eye, he watched a parade of Crabbes +and Goyles prance past, all transformed into girls. + +“I think I’m going to take another swig of Felix,” said +Harry, “and have a go at the Room of Requirement +again.” + +“That would be a complete waste of potion,” said +Hermione flatly, putting down the copy of Spellman’s +Syllabary she had just taken out of her bag. “Luck +can only get you so far, Harry. The situation with +Slughorn was different; you always had the ability to +persuade him, you just needed to tweak the +circumstances a bit. Luck isn’t enough to get you +through a powerful enchantment, though. Don’t go +wasting the rest of that potion! You’ll need all the luck +you can get if Dumbledore takes you along with him +...” She dropped her voice to a whisper. + +“Couldn’t we make some more?” Ron asked Harry, +ignoring Hermione. “It’d be great to have a stock of it. +... Have a look in the book ...” + +Harry pulled his copy of Advanced Potion-Making out +of his bag and looked up Felix Felicis. + +“Blimey, it’s seriously complicated,” he said, running +an eye down the list of ingredients. “And it takes six +months ... You’ve got to let it stew. ...” + +“Typical,” said Ron. + +Harry was about to put his book away again when he +noticed the corner of a page folded down; turning to +it, he saw the Sectumsempra spell, captioned “For +Enemies,” that he had marked a few weeks + +Page | 581 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +previously. He had still not found out what it did, +mainly because he did not want to test it around +Hermione, but he was considering trying it out on +McLaggen next time he came up behind him +unawares. + +The only person who was not particularly pleased to +see Katie Bell back at school was Dean Thomas, +because he would no longer be required to fill her +place as Chaser. He took the blow stoically enough +when Harry told him, merely grunting and shrugging, +but Harry had the distinct feeling as he walked away +that Dean and Seamus were muttering mutinously +behind his back. + +The following fortnight saw the best Quidditch +practices Harry had known as Captain. His team was +so pleased to be rid of McLaggen, so glad to have +Katie back at last, that they were flying extremely +well. + +Ginny did not seem at all upset about the breakup +with Dean; on the contrary, she was the life and soul +of the team. Her imitations of Ron anxiously bobbing +up and down in front of the goal posts as the Quaffle +sped toward him, or of Harry bellowing orders at +McLaggen before being knocked out cold, kept them +all highly amused. Harry, laughing with the others, +was glad to have an innocent reason to look at Ginny; +he had received several more Bludger injuries during +practice because he had not been keeping his eyes on +the Snitch. + +The battle still raged inside his head: Ginny or Ron? +Sometimes he thought that the post-Lavender Ron +might not mind too much if he asked Ginny out, but +then he remembered Ron’s expression when he had +seen her kissing Dean, and was sure that Ron would + + + +Page | 582 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +consider it base treachery if Harry so much as held +her hand. ... + +Yet Harry could not help himself talking to Ginny, +laughing with her, walking back from practice with +her; however much his conscience ached, he found +himself wondering how best to get her on her own. It +would have been ideal if Slughorn had given another +of his little parties, for Ron would not be around — +but unfortunately, Slughorn seemed to have given +them up. Once or twice Harry considered asking for +Hermione’s help, but he did not think he could stand +seeing the smug look on her face; he thought he +caught it sometimes when Hermione spotted him +staring at Ginny or laughing at her jokes. And to +complicate matters, he had the nagging worry that if +he didn’t do it, somebody else was sure to ask Ginny +out soon: He and Ron were at least agreed on the fact +that she was too popular for her own good. + +All in all, the temptation to take another gulp of Felix +Felicis was becoming stronger by the day, for surely +this was a case for, as Hermione put it, “tweaking the +circumstances”? The balmy days slid gently through +May, and Ron seemed to be there at Harry’s shoulder +every time he saw Ginny. Harry found himself longing +for a stroke of luck that would somehow cause Ron to +realize that nothing would make him happier than his +best friend and his sister falling for each other and to +leave them alone together for longer than a few +seconds. There seemed no chance of either while the +final Quidditch game of the season was looming; Ron +wanted to talk tactics with Harry all the time and had +little thought for anything else. + +Ron was not unique in this respect; interest in the +Gryffindor-Ravenclaw game was running extremely +high throughout the school, for the match would +decide the Championship, which was still wide open. + +Page | 583 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +If Gryffindor beat Ravenclaw by a margin of three +hundred points (a tall order, and yet Harry had never +known his team to fly better) then they would win the +Championship. If they won by less than three +hundred points, they would come second to +Ravenclaw; if they lost by a hundred points they +would be third behind Hufflepuff and if they lost by +more than a hundred, they would be in fourth place +and nobody, Harry thought, would ever, ever let him +forget that it had been he who had captained +Gryffindor to their first bottom-of-the-table defeat in +two centuries. + +The run-up to this crucial match had all the usual +features: members of rival Houses attempting to +intimidate opposing teams in the corridors; +unpleasant chants about individual players being +rehearsed loudly as they passed; the team members +themselves either swaggering around enjoying all the +attention or else dashing into bathrooms between +classes to throw up. Somehow, the game had become +inextricably linked in Harry’s mind with success or +failure in his plans for Ginny. He could not help +feeling that if they won by more than three hundred +points, the scenes of euphoria and a nice loud after- +match party might be just as good as a hearty swig of +Felix Felicis. + +In the midst of all his preoccupations, Harry had not +forgotten his other ambition: finding out what Malfoy +was up to in the Room of Requirement. He was still +checking the Marauder’s Map, and as he was unable +to locate Malfoy on it, deduced that Malfoy was still +spending plenty of time within the room. Although +Harry was losing hope that he would ever succeed in +getting inside the Room of Requirement, he attempted +it whenever he was in the vicinity, but no matter how +he reworded his request, the wall remained firmly +doorless. + +Page | 584 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A few days before the match against Ravenclaw, + +Harry found himself walking down to dinner alone +from the common room, Ron having rushed off into a +nearby bathroom to throw up yet again, and +Hermione having dashed off to see Professor Vector +about a mistake she thought she might have made in +her last Arithmancy essay. More out of habit than +anything, Harry made his usual detour along the +seventh-floor corridor, checking the Marauder’s Map +as he went. For a moment he could not find Malfoy +anywhere and assumed he must indeed be inside the +Room of Requirement again, but then he saw Malfoy’s +tiny, labeled dot standing in a boys’ bathroom on the +floor below, accompanied, not by Crabbe or Goyle, +but by Moaning Myrtle. + +Harry only stopped staring at this unlikely coupling +when he walked right into a suit of armor. The loud +crash brought him out of his reverie; hurrying from +the scene lest Filch turn up, he dashed down the +marble staircase and along the passageway below. +Outside the bathroom, he pressed his ear against the +door. He could not hear anything. He very quietly +pushed the door open. + +Draco Malfoy was standing with his back to the door, +his hands clutching either side of the sink, his white- +blond head bowed. + +“Don’t,” crooned Moaning Myrtle’s voice from one of +the cubicles. “Don’t ... tell me what’s wrong ... I can +help you. ...” + +“No one can help me,” said Malfoy. His whole body +was shaking. “I can’t do it. ... I can’t. ... It won’t work +... and unless I do it soon ... he says he’ll kill me. ...” + +And Harry realized, with a shock so huge it seemed to +root him to the spot, that Malfoy was crying — + +Page | 585 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +actually crying — tears streaming down his pale face +into the grimy basin. Malfoy gasped and gulped and +then, with a great shudder, looked up into the +cracked mirror and saw Harry staring at him over his +shoulder. + +Malfoy wheeled around, drawing his wand. +Instinctively, Harry pulled out his own. Malfoy’s hex +missed Harry by inches, shattering the lamp on the +wall beside him; Harry threw himself sideways, +thought Levicorpus\ and flicked his wand, but Malfoy +blocked the jinx and raised his wand for another — + +“No! No! Stop it!” squealed Moaning Myrtle, her voice +echoing loudly around the tiled room. “Stop! STOP!” + +There was a loud bang and the bin behind Harry +exploded; Harry attempted a Leg-Locker Curse that +backfired off the wall behind Malfoy’s ear and +smashed the cistern beneath Moaning Myrtle, who +screamed loudly; water poured everywhere and Harry +slipped as Malfoy, his face contorted, cried, “Cruci — ” + +“ SECTUMSEMPRAl” bellowed Harry from the floor, +waving his wand wildly. + +Blood spurted from Malfoy’s face and chest as though +he had been slashed with an invisible sword. He +staggered backward and collapsed onto the +waterlogged floor with a great splash, his wand falling +from his limp right hand. + +“No — ” gasped Harry. + +Slipping and staggering, Harry got to his feet and +plunged toward Malfoy, whose face was now shining +scarlet, his white hands scrabbling at his blood- +soaked chest. + + + +Page | 586 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No — I didn’t — ” + + + +Harry did not know what he was saying; he fell to his +knees beside Malfoy, who was shaking uncontrollably +in a pool of his own blood. Moaning Myrtle let out a +deafening scream: “MURDER! MURDER IN THE +BATHROOM! MURDER!” + +The door banged open behind Harry and he looked +up, terrified: Snape had burst into the room, his face +livid. Pushing Harry roughly aside, he knelt over +Malfoy, drew his wand, and traced it over the deep +wounds Harry’s curse had made, muttering an +incantation that sounded almost like song. The flow +of blood seemed to ease; Snape wiped the residue +from Malfoy’s face and repeated his spell. Now the +wounds seemed to be knitting. + +Harry was still watching, horrified by what he had +done, barely aware that he too was soaked in blood +and water. Moaning Myrtle was still sobbing and +wailing overhead. When Snape had performed his +countercurse for the third time, he half-lifted Malfoy +into a standing position. + +“You need the hospital wing. There may be a certain +amount of scarring, but if you take dittany +immediately we might avoid even that. ... Come. ...” + +He supported Malfoy across the bathroom, turning at +the door to say in a voice of cold fury, “And you, + +Potter ... You wait here for me.” + +It did not occur to Harry for a second to disobey. He +stood up slowly, shaking, and looked down at the wet +floor. There were bloodstains floating like crimson +flowers across its surface. He could not even find it in +himself to tell Moaning Myrtle to be quiet, as she + + + +Page | 587 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +continued to wail and sob with increasingly evident +enjoyment. + + + +Snape returned ten minutes later. He stepped into the +bathroom and closed the door behind him. + +“Go,” he said to Myrtle, and she swooped back into +her toilet at once, leaving a ringing silence behind +her. + +“I didn’t mean it to happen,” said Harry at once. His +voice echoed in the cold, watery space. “I didn’t know +what that spell did.” + +But Snape ignored this. “Apparently I underestimated +you, Potter,” he said quietly. “Who would have +thought you knew such Dark Magic? Who taught you +that spell?” + +“I — read about it somewhere.” + +“Where?” + +“It was — a library book,” Harry invented wildly. “I +can’t remember what it was call — ” + +“Liar,” said Snape. Harry’s throat went dry. He knew +what Snape was going to do and he had never been +able to prevent it. ... + +The bathroom seemed to shimmer before his eyes; he +struggled to block out all thought, but try as he +might, the Half-Blood Prince’s copy of Advanced +Potion-Making swam hazily to the forefront of his +mind. + +And then he was staring at Snape again, in the midst +of this wrecked, soaked bathroom. He stared into + + + +Page | 588 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape’s black eyes, hoping against hope that Snape +had not seen what he feared, but — + +“Bring me your schoolbag,” said Snape softly, “and all +of your schoolbooks. All of them. Bring them to me +here. Now!” + +There was no point arguing. Harry turned at once and +splashed out of the bathroom. Once in the corridor, +he broke into a run toward Gryffindor Tower. Most +people were walking the other way; they gaped at him, +drenched in water and blood, but he answered none +of the questions fired at him as he ran past. + +He felt stunned; it was as though a beloved pet had +turned suddenly savage; what had the Prince been +thinking to copy such a spell into his book? And what +would happen when Snape saw it? Would he tell +Slughorn — Harry’s stomach churned — how Harry +had been achieving such good results in Potions all +year? Would he confiscate or destroy the book that +had taught Harry so much . . . the book that had +become a kind of guide and friend? Harry could not +let it happen. ... He could not ... + +“Where Ve you — ? Why are you soaking — ? Is that +blood?” + +Ron was standing at the top of the stairs, looking +bewildered at the sight of Harry. + +“I need your book,” Harry panted. “Your Potions book. +Quick ... give it to me ...” + +“But what about the Half-Blood — ” + +“I’ll explain later!” + + + +Page | 589 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron pulled his copy of Advanced Potion-Making out of +his bag and handed it over; Harry sprinted off past +him and back to the common room. Here, he seized +his schoolbag, ignoring the amazed looks of several +people who had already finished their dinner, threw +himself back out of the portrait hole, and hurtled off +along the seventh-floor corridor. + +He skidded to a halt beside the tapestry of dancing +trolls, closed his eyes, and began to walk. + +I need a place to hide my book. ... I need a place to +hide my book. ... I need a place to hide my book. . . . + +Three times he walked up and down in front of the +stretch of blank wall. When he opened his eyes, there +it was at last: the door to the Room of Requirement. +Harry wrenched it open, flung himself inside, and +slammed it shut. + +He gasped. Despite his haste, his panic, his fear of +what awaited him back in the bathroom, he could not +help but be overawed by what he was looking at. He +was standing in a room the size of a large cathedral, +whose high windows were sending shafts of light +down upon what looked like a city with towering +walls, built of what Harry knew must be objects +hidden by generations of Hogwarts inhabitants. There +were alleyways and roads bordered by teetering piles +of broken and damaged furniture, stowed away, +perhaps, to hide the evidence of mishandled magic, or +else hidden by castle-proud house-elves. There were +thousands and thousands of books, no doubt banned +or graffitied or stolen. There were winged catapults +and Fanged Frisbees, some still with enough life in +them to hover halfheartedly over the mountains of +other forbidden items; there were chipped bottles of +congealed potions, hats, jewels, cloaks; there were +what looked like dragon eggshells, corked bottles +Page | 590 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whose contents still shimmered evilly, several rusting +swords, and a heavy, bloodstained axe. + +Harry hurried forward into one of the many alleyways +between all this hidden treasure. He turned right past +an enormous stuffed troll, ran on a short way, took a +left at the broken Vanishing Cabinet in which +Montague had got lost the previous year, finally +pausing beside a large cupboard that seemed to have +had acid thrown at its blistered surface. He opened +one of the cupboard’s creaking doors: It had already +been used as a hiding place for something in a cage +that had long since died; its skeleton had five legs. He +stuffed the Half-Blood Prince’s book behind the cage +and slammed the door. He paused for a moment, his +heart thumping horribly, gazing around at all the +clutter. ... Would he be able to find this spot again +amidst all this junk? Seizing the chipped bust of an +ugly old warlock from on top of a nearby crate, he +stood it on top of the cupboard where the book was +now hidden, perched a dusty old wig and a tarnished +tiara on the statue’s head to make it more distinctive, +then sprinted back through the alleyways of hidden +junk as fast as he could go, back to the door, back +out onto the corridor, where he slammed the door +behind him, and it turned at once back into stone. + +Harry ran flat-out toward the bathroom on the floor +below, cramming Ron’s copy of Advanced Potion- +Making into his bag as he did so. A minute later, he +was back in front of Snape, who held out his hand +wordlessly for Harry’s schoolbag. Harry handed it +over, panting, a searing pain in his chest, and waited. + +One by one, Snape extracted Harry’s books and +examined them. Finally, the only book left was the +Potions book, which he looked at very carefully before +speaking. + + + +Page | 591 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, +Potter?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, still breathing hard. + +“You’re quite sure of that, are you, Potter?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, with a touch more defiance. + +“This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you +purchased from Flourish and Blotts?” + +“Yes,” said Harry firmly. + +“Then why,” asked Snape, “does it have the name +‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?” + +Harry’s heart missed a beat. “That’s my nickname,” +he said. + +“Your nickname,” repeated Snape. + +“Yeah ... that’s what my friends call me,” said Harry. + +“I understand what a nickname is,” said Snape. The +cold, black eyes were boring once more into Harry’s; +he tried not to look into them. Close your mind. ... +Close your mind. . . . But he had never learned how to +do it properly. . . . + +“Do you know what I think, Potter?” said Snape, very +quietly. “I think that you are a liar and a cheat and +that you deserve detention with me every Saturday +until the end of term. What do you think, Potter?” + +“I — I don’t agree, sir,” said Harry, still refusing to +look into Snape ’s eyes. + + + +Page | 592 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, we shall see how you feel after your +detentions,” said Snape. “Ten o’clock Saturday +morning, Potter. My office.” + +“But sir ...” said Harry, looking up desperately. +“Quidditch ... the last match of the ...” + +“Ten o’clock,” whispered Snape, with a smile that +showed his yellow teeth. “Poor Gryffindor ... fourth +place this year, I fear ...” + +And he left the bathroom without another word, +leaving Harry to stare into the cracked mirror, feeling +sicker, he was sure, than Ron had ever felt in his life. + +“I won’t say ‘I told you so,’ ” said Hermione, an hour +later in the common room. + +“Leave it, Hermione,” said Ron angrily. + +Harry had never made it to dinner; he had no appetite +at all. He had just finished telling Ron, Hermione, and +Ginny what had happened, not that there seemed to +have been much need. The news had traveled very +fast: Apparently Moaning Myrtle had taken it upon +herself to pop up in every bathroom in the castle to +tell the story; Malfoy had already been visited in the +hospital wing by Pansy Parkinson, who had lost no +time in vilifying Harry far and wide, and Snape had +told the staff precisely what had happened. Harry had +already been called out of the common room to +endure fifteen highly unpleasant minutes in the +company of Professor McGonagall, who had told him +he was lucky not to have been expelled and that she +supported wholeheartedly Snape ’s punishment of +detention every Saturday until the end of term. + + + +Page | 593 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I told you there was something wrong with that +Prince person,” Hermione said, evidently unable to +stop herself. “And I was right, wasn’t I?” + +“No, I don’t think you were,” said Harry stubbornly. + +He was having a bad enough time without Hermione +lecturing him; the looks on the Gryffindor team’s +faces when he had told them he would not be able to +play on Saturday had been the worst punishment of +all. He could feel Ginny’s eyes on him now but did not +meet them; he did not want to see disappointment or +anger there. He had just told her that she would be +playing Seeker on Saturday and that Dean would be +rejoining the team as Chaser in her place. Perhaps, if +they won, Ginny and Dean would make up during the +post-match euphoria. ... The thought went through +Harry like an icy knife. ... + +“Harry,” said Hermione, “how can you still stick up +for that book when that spell — ” + +“Will you stop harping on about the book!” snapped +Harry. “The Prince only copied it out! It’s not like he +was advising anyone to use it! For all we know, he +was making a note of something that had been used +against him!” + +“I don’t believe this,” said Hermione. “You’re actually +defending — ” + +“I’m not defending what I did!” said Harry quickly. “I +wish I hadn’t done it, and not just because I’ve got +about a dozen detentions. You know I wouldn’t’ve +used a spell like that, not even on Malfoy, but you +can’t blame the Prince, he hadn’t written ‘try this out, +it’s really good’ — he was just making notes for +himself, wasn’t he, not for anyone else. ...” + + + +Page | 594 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you telling me,” said Hermione, “that you’re +going to go back — ?” + +“And get the book? Yeah, I am,” said Harry forcefully. +“Listen, without the Prince I’d never have won the +Felix Felicis. I’d never have known how to save Ron +from poisoning, I’d never have — ” + +“ — got a reputation for Potions brilliance you don’t +deserve,” said Hermione nastily. + +“Give it a rest, Hermione!” said Ginny, and Harry was +so amazed, so grateful, he looked up. “By the sound +of it, Malfoy was trying to use an Unforgivable Curse, +you should be glad Harry had something good up his +sleeve!” + +“Well, of course I’m glad Harry wasn’t cursed!” said +Hermione, clearly stung. “But you can’t call that +Sectumsempra spell good, Ginny, look where it’s +landed him! And I’d have thought, seeing what this +has done to your chances in the match — ” + +“Oh, don’t start acting as though you understand +Quidditch,” snapped Ginny, “you’ll only embarrass +yourself.” + +Harry and Ron stared: Hermione and Ginny, who had +always got on together very well, were now sitting +with their arms folded, glaring in opposite directions. +Ron looked nervously at Harry, then snatched up a +book at random and hid behind it. Harry, however, +little though he knew he deserved it, felt unbelievably +cheerful all of a sudden, even though none of them +spoke again for the rest of the evening. + +His lightheartedness was short-lived. There were +Slytherin taunts to be endured next day, not to +mention much anger from fellow Gryffindors, who + +Page | 595 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were most unhappy that their Captain had got +himself banned from the final match of the season. By +Saturday morning, whatever he might have told +Hermione, Harry would have gladly exchanged all the +Felix Felicis in the world to be walking down to the +Quidditch pitch with Ron, Ginny, and the others. It +was almost unbearable to turn away from the mass of +students streaming out into the sunshine, all of them +wearing rosettes and hats and brandishing banners +and scarves, to descend the stone steps into the +dungeons and walk until the distant sounds of the +crowd were quite obliterated, knowing that he would +not be able to hear a word of commentary or a cheer +or groan. + +“Ah, Potter,” said Snape, when Harry had knocked on +his door and entered the unpleasantly familiar office +that Snape, despite teaching floors above now, had +not vacated; it was as dimly lit as ever and the same +slimy dead objects were suspended in colored potions +all around the walls. Ominously, there were many +cobwebbed boxes piled on a table where Harry was +clearly supposed to sit; they had an aura of tedious, +hard, and pointless work about them. + +“Mr. Filch has been looking for someone to clear out +these old files,” said Snape softly. “They are the +records of other Hogwarts wrongdoers and their +punishments. Where the ink has grown faint, or the +cards have suffered damage from mice, we would like +you to copy out the crimes and punishments afresh +and, making sure that they are in alphabetical order, +replace them in the boxes. You will not use magic.” + +“Right, Professor,” said Harry, with as much contempt +as he could put into the last three syllables. + +“I thought you could start,” said Snape, a malicious +smile on his lips, “with boxes one thousand and + +Page | 596 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +twelve to one thousand and fifty-six. You will find +some familiar names in there, which should add +interest to the task. Here, you see ...” + +He pulled out a card from one of the topmost boxes +with a flourish and read, “ ‘James Potter and Sirius +Black. Apprehended using an illegal hex upon Bertram +Aubrey. Aubrey’s head twice normal size. Double +detention.’ ” Snape sneered. “It must be such a +comfort to think that, though they are gone, a record +of their great achievements remains. ...” + +Harry felt the familiar boiling sensation in the pit of +his stomach. Biting his tongue to prevent himself +retaliating, he sat down in front of the boxes and +pulled one toward him. + +It was, as Harry had anticipated, useless, boring +work, punctuated (as Snape had clearly planned) with +the regular jolt in the stomach that meant he had just +read his father or Sirius’s names, usually coupled +together in various petty misdeeds, occasionally +accompanied by those of Remus Lupin and Peter +Pettigrew. And while he copied out all their various +offenses and punishments, he wondered what was +going on outside, where the match would have just +started . . . Ginny playing Seeker against Cho . . . + +Harry glanced again and again at the large clock +ticking on the wall. It seemed to be moving half as +fast as a regular clock; perhaps Snape had bewitched +it to go extra slowly? He could not have been here for +only half an hour ... an hour ... an hour and a half. . . . + +Harry’s stomach started rumbling when the clock +showed half past twelve. Snape, who had not spoken +at all since setting Harry his task, finally looked up at +ten past one. + + + +Page | 597 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think that will do,” he said coldly. “Mark the place +you have reached. You will continue at ten o’clock +next Saturday.” + +“Yes, sir.” + +Harry stuffed a bent card into the box at random and +hurried out of the door before Snape could change his +mind, racing back up the stone steps, straining his +ears to hear a sound from the pitch, but all was quiet. +...It was over, then. ... + +He hesitated outside the crowded Great Hall, then ran +up the marble staircase; whether Gryffindor had won +or lost, the team usually celebrated or commiserated +in their own common room. + +“ Quid agis?” he said tentatively to the Fat Lady, +wondering what he would find inside. + +Her expression was unreadable as she replied, “You’ll +see.” + +And she swung forward. + +A roar of celebration erupted from the hole behind +her. Harry gaped as people began to scream at the +sight of him; several hands pulled him into the room. + +“We won!” yelled Ron, bounding into sight and +brandishing the silver Cup at Harry. “We won! Four +hundred and fifty to a hundred and forty! We won!” + +Harry looked around; there was Ginny running +toward him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face +as she threw her arms around him. And without +thinking, without planning it, without worrying about +the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed +her. + +Page | 598 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +After several long moments — or it might have been +half an hour — or possibly several sunlit days — they +broke apart. The room had gone very quiet. Then +several people wolf-whistled and there was an +outbreak of nervous giggling. Harry looked over the +top of Ginny’s head to see Dean Thomas holding a +shattered glass in his hand, and Romilda Vane +looking as though she might throw something. +Hermione was beaming, but Harry’s eyes sought Ron. +At last he found him, still clutching the Cup and +wearing an expression appropriate to having been +clubbed over the head. For a fraction of a second they +looked at each other, then Ron gave a tiny jerk of the +head that Harry understood to mean, Well — if you +must. + +The creature in his chest roaring in triumph, he +grinned down at Ginny and gestured wordlessly out of +the portrait hole. A long walk in the grounds seemed +indicated, during which — if they had time — they +might discuss the match. + + + +Page | 599 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE SEER OVERHEARD + +The fact that Harry Potter was going out with Ginny +Weasley seemed to interest a great number of people, +most of them girls, yet Harry found himself newly and +happily impervious to gossip over the next few weeks. +After all, it made a very nice change to be talked +about because of something that was making him +happier than he could remember being for a very long +time, rather than because he had been involved in +horrific scenes of Dark Magic. + +“You’d think people had better things to gossip +about,” said Ginny, as she sat on the common room +floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the +Daily Prophet “Three dementor attacks in a week, and +all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got +a hippogriff tattooed across your chest.” + +Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry +ignored them. + +“What did you tell her?” + + + +Page | 600 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail,” said Ginny, +turning a page of the newspaper idly. “Much more +macho.” + + + +“Thanks,” said Harry, grinning. “And what did you tell +her Ron’s got?” + +“A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where.” + +Ron scowled as Hermione rolled around laughing. + +“Watch it,” he said, pointing warningly at Harry and +Ginny. “Just because I’ve given my permission doesn’t +mean I can’t withdraw it — ” + +“ ‘Your permission,’ ” scoffed Ginny. “Since when did +you give me permission to do anything? Anyway, you +said yourself you’d rather it was Harry than Michael +or Dean.” + +“Yeah, I would,” said Ron grudgingly. “And just as +long as you don’t start snogging each other in public + + + +“You filthy hypocrite! What about you and Lavender, +thrashing around like a pair of eels all over the +place?” demanded Ginny. + +But Ron’s tolerance was not to be tested much as +they moved into June, for Harry and Ginny’s time +together was becoming increasingly restricted. + +Ginny’s O.W.L.s were approaching and she was +therefore forced to study for hours into the night. On +one such evening, when Ginny had retired to the +library, and Harry was sitting beside the window in +the common room, supposedly finishing his +Herbology homework but in reality reliving a +particularly happy hour he had spent down by the +lake with Ginny at lunchtime, Hermione dropped into +Page | 601 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the seat between him and Ron with an unpleasantly +purposeful look on her face. + +“I want to talk to you, Harry.” + +“What about?” said Harry suspiciously. Only the +previous day, Hermione had told him off for +distracting Ginny when she ought to be working hard +for her examinations. + +“The so-called Half-Blood Prince.” + +“Oh, not again,” he groaned. “Will you please drop it?” + +He had not dared to return to the Room of +Requirement to retrieve his book, and his +performance in Potions was suffering accordingly +(though Slughorn, who approved of Ginny, had +jocularly attributed this to Harry being lovesick). But +Harry was sure that Snape had not yet given up hope +of laying hands on the Prince’s book, and was +determined to leave it where it was while Snape +remained on the lookout. + +“I’m not dropping it,” said Hermione firmly, “until +you’ve heard me out. Now, I’ve been trying to find out +a bit about who might make a hobby of inventing +Dark spells — ” + +“He didn’t make a hobby of it — ” + +“He, he — who says it’s a he?” + +“We’ve been through this,” said Harry crossly. ��Prince, +Hermione, PrinceV’ + +“Right!” said Hermione, red patches blazing in her +cheeks as she pulled a very old piece of newsprint out + + + +Page | 602 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of her pocket and slammed it down on the table in +front of Harry. “Look at that! Look at the picture!” + + + +Harry picked up the crumbling piece of paper and +stared at the moving photograph, yellowed with age; +Ron leaned over for a look too. The picture showed a +skinny girl of around fifteen. She was not pretty; she +looked simultaneously cross and sullen, with heavy +brows and a long, pallid face. Underneath the +photograph was the caption: EILEEN PRINCE, +CAPTAIN OF THE HOGWARTS GOBSTONES TEAM. + +“So?” said Harry, scanning the short news item to +which the picture belonged; it was a rather dull story +about interschool competitions. + +“Her name was Eileen Prince. Prince, Harry.” + +They looked at each other, and Harry realized what +Hermione was trying to say. He burst out laughing. + +“No way.” + +“What?” + +“You think she was the Half-Blood ... ? Oh, come on.” + +“Well, why not? Harry, there aren’t any real princes in +the Wizarding world! It’s either a nickname, a made- +up title somebody’s given themselves, or it could be +their actual name, couldn’t it? No, listen! If, say, her +father was a wizard whose surname was Prince, and +her mother was a Muggle, then that would make her +a “half-blood Prince’!” + +“Yeah, very ingenious, Hermione ...” + +“But it would! Maybe she was proud of being half a +Prince!” + +Page | 603 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Listen, Hermione, I can tell it’s not a girl. I can just +tell.” + + + +“The truth is that you don’t think a girl would have +been clever enough,” said Hermione angrily. + +“How can I have hung round with you for five years +and not think girls are clever?” said Harry, stung by +this. “It’s the way he writes, I just know the Prince +was a bloke, I can tell. This girl hasn’t got anything to +do with it. Where did you get this anyway?” + +“The library,” said Hermione predictably. “There’s a +whole collection of old Prophets up there. Well, I’m +going to find out more about Eileen Prince if I can.” + +“Enjoy yourself,” said Harry irritably. + +“I will,” said Hermione. “And the first place I’ll look,” +she shot at him, as she reached the portrait hole, “is +records of old Potions awards!” + +Harry scowled after her for a moment, then continued +his contemplation of the darkening sky. + +“She’s just never got over you outperforming her in +Potions,” said Ron, returning to his copy of A +Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi. + +“You don’t think I’m mad, wanting that book back, do +you?” + +“ ’Course not,” said Ron robustly. “He was a genius, +the Prince. Anyway ... without his bezoar tip ...” He +drew his finger significantly across his own throat. “I +wouldn’t be here to discuss it, would I? I mean, I’m +not saying that spell you used on Malfoy was great — ” + +“Nor am I,” said Harry quickly. + +Page | 604 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But he healed all right, didn’t he? Back on his feet in +no time.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry; this was perfectly true, although +his conscience squirmed slightly all the same. + +“Thanks to Snape ...” + +“You still got detention with Snape this Saturday?” +Ron continued. + +“Yeah, and the Saturday after that, and the Saturday +after that,” sighed Harry. “And he’s hinting now that if +I don’t get all the boxes done by the end of term, we’ll +carry on next year.” + +He was finding these detentions particularly irksome +because they cut into the already limited time he +could have been spending with Ginny. Indeed, he had +frequently wondered lately whether Snape did not +know this, for he was keeping Harry later and later +every time, while making pointed asides about Harry +having to miss the good weather and the varied +opportunities it offered. + +Harry was shaken from these bitter reflections by the +appearance at his side of Jimmy Peakes, who was +holding out a scroll of parchment. + +“Thanks, Jimmy ... Hey, it’s from Dumbledore!” said +Harry excitedly, unrolling the parchment and +scanning it. “He wants me to go to his office as quick +as I can!” + +They stared at each other. + +“Blimey,” whispered Ron. “You don’t reckon ... he +hasn’t found ... ?” + + + +Page | 605 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Better go and see, hadn’t I?” said Harry, jumping to +his feet. + +He hurried out of the common room and along the +seventh floor as fast as he could, passing nobody but +Peeves, who swooped past in the opposite direction, +throwing bits of chalk at Harry in a routine sort of +way and cackling loudly as he dodged Harry’s +defensive jinx. Once Peeves had vanished, there was +silence in the corridors; with only fifteen minutes left +until curfew, most people had already returned to +their common rooms. + +And then Harry heard a scream and a crash. He +stopped in his tracks, listening. + +“How — dare — you — aaaaargh!” + +The noise was coming from a corridor nearby; Harry +sprinted toward it, his wand at the ready, hurtled +around another corner, and saw Professor Trelawney +sprawled upon the floor, her head covered in one of +her many shawls, several sherry bottles lying beside +her, one broken. + +“Professor — ” + +Harry hurried forward and helped Professor +Trelawney to her feet. Some of her glittering beads +had become entangled with her glasses. She hiccuped +loudly, patted her hair, and pulled herself up on +Harry’s helping arm. + +“What happened, Professor?” + +“You may well ask!” she said shrilly. “I was strolling +along, brooding upon certain dark portents I happen +to have glimpsed ...” + + + +Page | 606 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Harry was not paying much attention. He had +just noticed where they were standing: There on the +right was the tapestry of dancing trolls, and on the +left, that smoothly impenetrable stretch of stone wall +that concealed — + +“Professor, were you trying to get into the Room of +Requirement?” + +"... omens I have been vouchsafed — what?” She +looked suddenly shifty. + +“The Room of Requirement,” repeated Harry. “Were +you trying to get in there?” + +“I — well — I didn’t know students knew about — ” + +“Not all of them do,” said Harry. “But what happened? +You screamed. ... It sounded as though you were +hurt. ...” + +“I — well,” said Professor Trelawney, drawing her +shawls around her defensively and staring down at +him with her vastly magnified eyes. “I wished to — ah +— deposit certain — um — personal items in the +room. ...” And she muttered something about “nasty +accusations.” + +“Right,” said Harry, glancing down at the sherry +bottles. “But you couldn’t get in and hide them?” + +He found this very odd; the room had opened for him, +after all, when he had wanted to hide the Half-Blood +Prince’s book. + +“Oh, I got in all right,” said Professor Trelawney, +glaring at the wall. “But there was somebody already +in there.” + + + +Page | 607 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Somebody in — ? Who?” demanded Harry. “Who was +in there?” + +“I have no idea,” said Professor Trelawney, looking +slightly taken aback at the urgency in Harry’s voice. “I +walked into the room and I heard a voice, which has +never happened before in all my years of hiding — of +using the room, I mean.” + +“A voice? Saying what?” + +“I don’t know that it was saying anything,” said +Professor Trelawney. “It was ... whooping.” + +“ Whooping?” + +“Gleefully,” she said, nodding. + +Harry stared at her. + +“Was it male or female?” + +“I would hazard a guess at male,” said Professor +Trelawney. + +“And it sounded happy?” + +“Very happy,” said Professor Trelawney sniffily. + +“As though it was celebrating?” + +“Most definitely.” + +“And then — ?” + +“And then I called out Who’s there?’ ” + +“You couldn’t have found out who it was without +asking?” Harry asked her, slightly frustrated. + +Page | 608 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Inner Eye,” said Professor Trelawney with +dignity, straightening her shawls and many strands of +glittering beads, “was fixed upon matters well outside +the mundane realms of whooping voices.” + +“Right,” said Harry hastily; he had heard about +Professor Trelawney’s Inner Eye all too often before. +“And did the voice say who was there?” + +“No, it did not,” she said. “Everything went pitch- +black and the next thing I knew, I was being hurled +headfirst out of the room!” + +“And you didn’t see that coming?” said Harry, unable +to help himself. + +“No, I did not, as I say, it was pitch — ” She stopped +and glared at him suspiciously. + +“I think you’d better tell Professor Dumbledore,” said +Harry. “He ought to know Malfoy’s celebrating — I +mean, that someone threw you out of the room.” + +To his surprise, Professor Trelawney drew herself up +at this suggestion, looking haughty. + +“The headmaster has intimated that he would prefer +fewer visits from me,” she said coldly. “I am not one to +press my company upon those who do not value it. If +Dumbledore chooses to ignore the warnings the cards +show — ” Her bony hand closed suddenly around +Harry’s wrist. “Again and again, no matter how I lay +them out — ” And she pulled a card dramatically from +underneath her shawls. “ — the lightning-struck +tower,” she whispered. “Calamity. Disaster. Coming +nearer all the time ...” + +“Right,” said Harry again. “Well ... I still think you +should tell Dumbledore about this voice, and + +Page | 609 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +everything going dark and being thrown out of the +room. ...” + +“You think so?” Professor Trelawney seemed to +consider the matter for a moment, but Harry could +tell that she liked the idea of retelling her little +adventure. + +“I’m going to see him right now,” said Harry. “I’ve got +a meeting with him. We could go together.” + +“Oh, well, in that case,” said Professor Trelawney with +a smile. She bent down, scooped up her sherry +bottles, and dumped them unceremoniously in a large +blue-and-white vase standing in a nearby niche. + +“I miss having you in my classes, Harry,” she said +soulfully as they set off together. “You were never +much of a Seer ... but you were a wonderful Object + + + +Harry did not reply; he had loathed being the Object +of Professor Trelawney’s continual predictions of +doom. + +“I am afraid,” she went on, “that the nag — I’m sorry, +the centaur — knows nothing of cartomancy. I asked +him — one Seer to another — had he not, too, sensed +the distant vibrations of coming catastrophe? But he +seemed to find me almost comical. Yes, comical!” + +Her voice rose rather hysterically, and Harry caught a +powerful whiff of sherry even though the bottles had +been left behind. + +“Perhaps the horse has heard people say that I have +not inherited my great-great-grandmother’s gift. + +Those rumors have been bandied about by the jealous +for years. You know what I say to such people, Harry? + +Page | 610 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Would Dumbledore have let me teach at this great +school, put so much trust in me all these years, had I +not proved myself to him?” + +Harry mumbled something indistinct. + +“I well remember my first interview with Dumbledore,” +went on Professor Trelawney, in throaty tones. “He +was deeply impressed, of course, deeply impressed. ... +I was staying at the Hog’s Head, which I do not +advise, incidentally — bedbugs, dear boy — but funds +were low. Dumbledore did me the courtesy of calling +upon me in my room. He questioned me. ... I must +confess that, at first, I thought he seemed ill-disposed +toward Divination . . . and I remember I was starting to +feel a little odd, I had not eaten much that day ... but +then ...” + +And now Harry was paying attention properly for the +first time, for he knew what had happened then: +Professor Trelawney had made the prophecy that had +altered the course of his whole life, the prophecy +about him and Voldemort. + +"... but then we were rudely interrupted by Severus +Snape!” + +“What?” + +“Yes, there was a commotion outside the door and it +flew open, and there was that rather uncouth barman +standing with Snape, who was waffling about having +come the wrong way up the stairs, although I’m afraid +that I myself rather thought he had been +apprehended eavesdropping on my interview with +Dumbledore — you see, he himself was seeking a job +at the time, and no doubt hoped to pick up tips! Well, +after that, you know, Dumbledore seemed much more +disposed to give me a job, and I could not help +Page | 611 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +thinking, Harry, that it was because he appreciated +the stark contrast between my own unassuming +manners and quiet talent, compared to the pushing, +thrusting young man who was prepared to listen at +keyholes — Harry, dear?” + +She looked back over her shoulder, having only just +realized that Harry was no longer with her; he had +stopped walking and they were now ten feet from each +other. + +“Harry?” she repeated uncertainly. + +Perhaps his face was white to make her look so +concerned and frightened. Harry was standing stock- +still as waves of shock crashed over him, wave after +wave, obliterating everything except the information +that had been kept from him for so long. . . . + +It was Snape who had overheard the prophecy. It was +Snape who had carried the news of the prophecy to +Voldemort. Snape and Peter Pettigrew together had +sent Voldemort hunting after Lily and James and +their son. ... + +Nothing else mattered to Harry just now. + +“Harry?” said Professor Trelawney again. “Harry — I +thought we were going to see the headmaster +together?” + +“You stay here,” said Harry through numb lips. + +“But dear ... I was going to tell him how I was +assaulted in the Room of — ” + +“You stay here!” Harry repeated angrily. + + + +Page | 612 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She looked alarmed as he ran past her, around the +corner into Dumbledore’s corridor, where the lone +gargoyle stood sentry. Harry shouted the password at +the gargoyle and ran up the moving spiral staircase +three steps at a time. He did not knock upon +Dumbledore’s door, he hammered; and the calm voice +answered, “Enter” after Harry had already flung +himself into the room. + +Fawkes the phoenix looked around, his bright black +eyes gleaming with reflected gold from the sunset +beyond the windows. Dumbledore was standing at the +window looking out at the grounds, a long, black +traveling cloak in his arms. + +“Well, Harry, I promised that you could come with +me.” + +For a moment or two, Harry did not understand; the +conversation with Trelawney had driven everything +else out of his head and his brain seemed to be +moving very slowly. + +“Come . . . with you ... ?” + +“Only if you wish it, of course.” + +“If I ...” + +And then Harry remembered why he had been eager +to come to Dumbledore’s office in the first place. +“You’ve found one? You’ve found a Horcrux?” + +“I believe so.” + +Rage and resentment fought shock and excitement: +For several moments, Harry could not speak. + +“It is natural to be afraid,” said Dumbledore. + +Page | 613 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm not scared!” said Harry at once, and it was +perfectly true; fear was one emotion he was not +feeling at all. “Which Horcrux is it? Where is it?” + +“I am not sure which it is — though I think we can +rule out the snake — but I believe it to be hidden in a +cave on the coast many miles from here, a cave I have +been trying to locate for a very long time: the cave in +which Tom Riddle once terrorized two children from +his orphanage on their annual trip; you remember?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “How is it protected?” + +“I do not know; I have suspicions that may be entirely +wrong.” Dumbledore hesitated, then said, “Harry, I +promised you that you could come with me, and I +stand by that promise, but it would be very wrong of +me not to warn you that this will be exceedingly +dangerous.” + +“I’m coming,” said Harry, almost before Dumbledore +had finished speaking. Boiling with anger at Snape, +his desire to do something desperate and risky had +increased tenfold in the last few minutes. This +seemed to show on Harry’s face, for Dumbledore +moved away from the window and looked more closely +at Harry, a slight crease between his silver eyebrows. + +“What has happened to you?” + +“Nothing,” lied Harry promptly. + +“What has upset you?” + +“I’m not upset.” + +“Harry, you were never a good Occlumens — ” + + + +The word was the spark that ignited Harry’s fury. + +Page | 614 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Snape!” he said, very loudly, and Fawkes gave a soft +squawk behind them. “Snape’s what’s happened! He +told Voldemort about the prophecy, it was him, he +listened outside the door, Trelawney told me!” + +Dumbledore’s expression did not change, but Harry +thought his face whitened under the bloody tinge cast +by the setting sun. For a long moment, Dumbledore +said nothing. “When did you find out about this?” he +asked at last. + +“Just now!” said Harry, who was refraining from +yelling with enormous difficulty. And then, suddenly, +he could not stop himself. “AND YOU LET HIM +TEACH HERE AND HE TOLD VOLDEMORT TO GO +AFTER MY MUM AND DAD!” + +Breathing hard as though he was fighting, Harry +turned away from Dumbledore, who still had not +moved a muscle, and paced up and down the study, +rubbing his knuckles in his hand and exercising +every last bit of restraint to prevent himself knocking +things over. He wanted to rage and storm at +Dumbledore, but he also wanted to go with him to try +and destroy the Horcrux; he wanted to tell him that +he was a foolish old man for trusting Snape, but he +was terrified that Dumbledore would not take him +along unless he mastered his anger. ... + +“Harry,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Please listen to +me.” + +It was as difficult to stop his relentless pacing as to +refrain from shouting. Harry paused, biting his lip, +and looked into Dumbledore’s lined face. + +“Professor Snape made a terrible — ” + + + +Page | 615 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t tell me it was a mistake, sir, he was listening +at the door!” + +“Please let me finish.” Dumbledore waited until Harry +had nodded curtly, then went on. “Professor Snape +made a terrible mistake. He was still in Lord +Voldemort’s employ on the night he heard the first +half of Professor Trelawney’s prophecy. Naturally, he +hastened to tell his master what he had heard, for it +concerned his master most deeply. But he did not +know — he had no possible way of knowing — which +boy Voldemort would hunt from then onward, or that +the parents he would destroy in his murderous quest +were people that Professor Snape knew, that they +were your mother and father — ” + +Harry let out a yell of mirthless laughter. + +“He hated my dad like he hated Sirius! Haven���t you +noticed, Professor, how the people Snape hates tend +to end up dead?” + +“You have no idea of the remorse Professor Snape felt +when he realized how Lord Voldemort had interpreted +the prophecy, Harry. I believe it to be the greatest +regret of his life and the reason that he returned — ” + +“But he’s a very good Occlumens, isn’t he, sir?” said +Harry, whose voice was shaking with the effort of +keeping it steady. “And isn’t Voldemort convinced that +Snape’s on his side, even now? Professor ... how can +you be sure Snape’s on our side?” + +Dumbledore did not speak for a moment; he looked as +though he was trying to make up his mind about +something. At last he said, “I am sure. I trust Severus +Snape completely.” + + + +Page | 616 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry breathed deeply for a few moments in an effort +to steady himself. It did not work. + +“Well, I don’t!” he said, as loudly as before. “He’s up to +something with Draco Malfoy right now, right under +your nose, and you still — ” + +“We have discussed this, Harry,” said Dumbledore, +and now he sounded stern again. “I have told you my +views.” + +“You’re leaving the school tonight, and I’ll bet you +haven’t even considered that Snape and Malfoy might +decide to — ” + +“To what?” asked Dumbledore, his eyebrows raised. +“What is it that you suspect them of doing, precisely?” + +“I ... they’re up to something!” said Harry, and his +hands curled into fists as he said it. “Professor +Trelawney was just in the Room of Requirement, +trying to hide her sherry bottles, and she heard +Malfoy whooping, celebrating! He’s trying to mend +something dangerous in there and if you ask me, he’s +fixed it at last and you’re about to just walk out of +school without — ” + +“Enough,” said Dumbledore. He said it quite calmly, +and yet Harry fell silent at once; he knew that he had +finally crossed some invisible line. “Do you think that +I have once left the school unprotected during my +absences this year? I have not. Tonight, when I leave, +there will again be additional protection in place. +Please do not suggest that I do not take the safety of +my students seriously, Harry.” + +“I didn’t — ” mumbled Harry, a little abashed, but +Dumbledore cut across him. + + + +Page | 617 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I do not wish to discuss the matter any further.” + +Harry bit back his retort, scared that he had gone too +far, that he had ruined his chance of accompanying +Dumbledore, but Dumbledore went on, “Do you wish +to come with me tonight?” + +“Yes,” said Harry at once. + +“Very well, then: Listen.” Dumbledore drew himself up +to his full height. “I take you with me on one +condition: that you obey any command I might give +you at once, and without question.” + +“Of course.” + +“Be sure to understand me, Harry. I mean that you +must follow even such orders as ‘run,’ ‘hide,’ or ‘go +back.’ Do I have your word?” + +“I — yes, of course.” + +“If I tell you to hide, you will do so?” + +“Yes.” + +“If I tell you to flee, you will obey?” + +“Yes.” + +“If I tell you to leave me and save yourself, you will do +as I tell you? + + + +“Harry?” + +They looked at each other for a moment. + + + +Page | 618 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, sir.” + + + +“Very good. Then I wish you to go and fetch your +Invisibility Cloak and meet me in the entrance hall in +five minutes’ time.” + +Dumbledore turned back to look out of the fiery +window; the sun was now a ruby red glare along the +horizon. Harry walked quickly from the office and +down the spiral staircase. His mind was oddly clear +all of a sudden. He knew what to do. + +Ron and Hermione were sitting together in the +common room when he came back. “What does he +want?” Hermione said at once. “Harry, are you okay?” +she added anxiously. + +“I’m fine,” said Harry shortly, racing past them. He +dashed up the stairs and into his dormitory, where he +flung open his trunk and pulled out the Marauder’s +Map and a pair of balled-up socks. Then he sped back +down the stairs and into the common room, skidding +to a halt where Ron and Hermione sat, looking +stunned. + +“I’ve got to be quick,” Harry panted. “Dumbledore +thinks I’m getting my Invisibility Cloak. Listen. ...” + +Quickly he told them where he was going and why. He +did not pause either for Hermione ’s gasps of horror or +for Ron’s hasty questions; they could work out the +finer details for themselves later. + +“... so you see what this means?” Harry finished at a +gallop. “Dumbledore won’t be here tonight, so +Malfoy’s going to have another clear shot at whatever +he’s up to. No, listen to me!” he hissed angrily, as both +Ron and Hermione showed every sign of interrupting. +“I know it was Malfoy celebrating in the Room of +Page | 619 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Requirement. Here — ” He shoved the Marauder’s Map +into Hermione’s hands. “You’ve got to watch him and +you’ve got to watch Snape too. Use anyone else who +you can rustle up from the D.A., Hermione, those +contact Galleons will still work, right? Dumbledore +says he’s put extra protection in the school, but if +Snape ’s involved, he’ll know what Dumbledore ’s +protection is, and how to avoid it — but he won’t be +expecting you lot to be on the watch, will he?” + +“Harry — ” began Hermione, her eyes huge with fear. + +“I haven’t got time to argue,” said Harry curtly. “Take +this as well — ” + +He thrust the socks into Ron’s hands. + +“Thanks,” said Ron. “Er — why do I need socks?” + +“You need what’s wrapped in them, it’s the Felix +Felicis. Share it between yourselves and Ginny too. +Say good-bye to her for me. I’d better go, + +Dumbledore ’s waiting — ” + +“No!” said Hermione, as Ron unwrapped the tiny little +bottle of golden potion, looking awestruck. “We don’t +want it, you take it, who knows what you’re going to +be facing?” + +“I’ll be fine, I’ll be with Dumbledore,” said Harry. “I +want to know you lot are okay. ... Don’t look like that, +Hermione, I’ll see you later. ...” + +And he was off, hurrying back through the portrait +hole and toward the entrance hall. + +Dumbledore was waiting beside the oaken front +doors. He turned as Harry came skidding out onto the + + + +Page | 620 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +topmost stone step, panting hard, a searing stitch in +his side. + +“I would like you to wear your cloak, please,” said +Dumbledore, and he waited until Harry had thrown it +on before saying, “Very good. Shall we go?” + +Dumbledore set off at once down the stone steps, his +own traveling cloak barely stirring in the still summer +air. Harry hurried alongside him under the Invisibility +Cloak, still panting and sweating rather a lot. + +“But what will people think when they see you +leaving, Professor?” Harry asked, his mind on Malfoy +and Snape. + +“That I am off into Hogsmeade for a drink,” said +Dumbledore lightly. “I sometimes offer Rosmerta my +custom, or else visit the Hog’s Head ... or I appear to. +It is as good a way as any of disguising one’s true +destination.” + +They made their way down the drive in the gathering +twilight. The air was full of the smells of warm grass, +lake water, and wood smoke from Hagrid’s cabin. It +was difficult to believe that they were heading for +anything dangerous or frightening. + +“Professor,” said Harry quietly, as the gates at the +bottom of the drive came into view, “will we be +Apparating?” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “You can Apparate now, I +believe?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, “but I haven’t got a license.” + + + +Page | 621 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He felt it best to be honest; what if he spoiled +everything by turning up a hundred miles from where +he was supposed to go? + +“No matter,” said Dumbledore, “I can assist you +again.” + +They turned out of the gates into the twilit, deserted +lane to Hogsmeade. Darkness descended fast as they +walked, and by the time they reached the High Street +night was falling in earnest. Lights twinkled from +windows over shops and as they neared the Three +Broomsticks they heard raucous shouting. + +“ — and stay out!” shouted Madam Rosmerta, forcibly +ejecting a grubby-looking wizard. “Oh, hello, Albus ... +You’re out late ...” + +“Good evening, Rosmerta, good evening ... forgive me, +I’m off to the Hog’s Head. ... No offense, but I feel like +a quieter atmosphere tonight. ...” + +A minute later they turned the corner into the side +street where the Hog’s Head’s sign creaked a little, +though there was no breeze. In contrast to the Three +Broomsticks, the pub appeared to be completely +empty. + +“It will not be necessary for us to enter,” muttered +Dumbledore, glancing around. “As long as nobody +sees us go ... now place your hand upon my arm, +Harry. There is no need to grip too hard, I am merely +guiding you. On the count of three ... One ... two ... +three ...” + +Harry turned. At once, there was that horrible +sensation that he was being squeezed through a thick +rubber tube; he could not draw breath, every part of +him was being compressed almost past endurance + +Page | 622 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and then, just when he thought he must suffocate, +the invisible bands seemed to burst open, and he was +standing in cool darkness, breathing in lungfuls of +fresh, salty air. + + + +Page | 623 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +THE CAVE + +Harry could smell salt and hear rushing waves; a +light, chilly breeze ruffled his hair as he looked out at +moonlit sea and star-strewn sky. He was standing +upon a high outcrop of dark rock, water foaming and +churning below him. He glanced over his shoulder. A +towering cliff stood behind them, a sheer drop, black +and faceless. A few large chunks of rock, such as the +one upon which Harry and Dumbledore were +standing, looked as though they had broken away +from the cliff face at some point in the past. It was a +bleak, harsh view, the sea and the rock unrelieved by +any tree or sweep of grass or sand. + +“What do you think?” asked Dumbledore. He might +have been asking Harry’s opinion on whether it was a +good site for a picnic. + +“They brought the kids from the orphanage here?” +asked Harry, who could not imagine a less cozy spot +for a day trip. + + + +Page | 624 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Not here, precisely,” said Dumbledore. “There is a +village of sorts about halfway along the cliffs behind +us. I believe the orphans were taken there for a little +sea air and a view of the waves. No, I think it was only +ever Tom Riddle and his youthful victims who visited +this spot. No Muggle could reach this rock unless +they were uncommonly good mountaineers, and boats +cannot approach the cliffs, the waters around them +are too dangerous. I imagine that Riddle climbed +down; magic would have served better than ropes. + +And he brought two small children with him, +probably for the pleasure of terrorizing them. I think +the journey alone would have done it, don’t you?” + +Harry looked up at the cliff again and felt goose +bumps. + +“But his final destination — and ours — lies a little +farther on. Come.” + +Dumbledore beckoned Harry to the very edge of the +rock where a series of jagged niches made footholds +leading down to boulders that lay half-submerged in +water and closer to the cliff. It was a treacherous +descent and Dumbledore, hampered slightly by his +withered hand, moved slowly. The lower rocks were +slippery with seawater. Harry could feel flecks of cold +salt spray hitting his face. + +“Lumos,” said Dumbledore, as he reached the boulder +closest to the cliff face. A thousand flecks of golden +light sparkled upon the dark surface of the water a +few feet below where he crouched; the black wall of +rock beside him was illuminated too. + +“You see?” said Dumbledore quietly, holding his wand +a little higher. Harry saw a fissure in the cliff into +which dark water was swirling. + + + +Page | 625 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You will not object to getting a little wet?” + +“No,” said Harry. + +“Then take off your Invisibility Cloak — there is no +need for it now — and let us take the plunge.” + +And with the sudden agility of a much younger man, +Dumbledore slid from the boulder, landed in the sea, +and began to swim, with a perfect breaststroke, +toward the dark slit in the rock face, his lit wand held +in his teeth. Harry pulled off his cloak, stuffed it into +his pocket, and followed. + +The water was icy; Harry’s waterlogged clothes +billowed around him and weighed him down. Taking +deep breaths that filled his nostrils with the tang of +salt and seaweed, he struck out for the shimmering, +shrinking light now moving deeper into the cliff. + +The fissure soon opened into a dark tunnel that Harry +could tell would be filled with water at high tide. The +slimy walls were barely three feet apart and +glimmered like wet tar in the passing light of +Dumbledore ’s wand. A little way in, the passageway +curved to the left, and Harry saw that it extended far +into the cliff. He continued to swim in Dumbledore ’s +wake, the tips of his benumbed fingers brushing the +rough, wet rock. + +Then he saw Dumbledore rising out of the water +ahead, his silver hair and dark robes gleaming. When +Harry reached the spot he found steps that led into a +large cave. He clambered up them, water streaming +from his soaking clothes, and emerged, shivering +uncontrollably, into the still and freezing air. + + + +Page | 626 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore was standing in the middle of the cave, +his wand held high as he turned slowly on the spot, +examining the walls and ceiling. + +“Yes, this is the place,” said Dumbledore. + +“How can you tell?” Harry spoke in a whisper. + +“It has known magic,” said Dumbledore simply. + +Harry could not tell whether the shivers he was +experiencing were due to his spine-deep coldness or +to the same awareness of enchantments. He watched +as Dumbledore continued to revolve on the spot, +evidently concentrating on things Harry could not see. + +“This is merely the antechamber, the entrance hall,” +said Dumbledore after a moment or two. “We need to +penetrate the inner place. ... Now it is Lord +Voldemort’s obstacles that stand in our way, rather +than those nature made. ...” + +Dumbledore approached the wall of the cave and +caressed it with his blackened fingertips, murmuring +words in a strange tongue that Harry did not +understand. Twice Dumbledore walked right around +the cave, touching as much of the rough rock as he +could, occasionally pausing, running his fingers +backward and forward over a particular spot, until +finally he stopped, his hand pressed flat against the +wall. + +“Here,” he said. “We go on through here. The entrance +is concealed.” + +Harry did not ask how Dumbledore knew. He had +never seen a wizard work things out like this, simply +by looking and touching; but Harry had long since + + + +Page | 627 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +learned that bangs and smoke were more often the +marks of ineptitude than expertise. + +Dumbledore stepped back from the cave wall and +pointed his wand at the rock. For a moment, an +arched outline appeared there, blazing white as +though there was a powerful light behind the crack. + +“You’ve d-done it!” said Harry through chattering +teeth, but before the words had left his lips the +outline had gone, leaving the rock as bare and solid +as ever. Dumbledore looked around. + +“Harry, I’m so sorry, I forgot,” he said; he now pointed +his wand at Harry and at once, Harry’s clothes were +as warm and dry as if they had been hanging in front +of a blazing fire. + +“Thank you,” said Harry gratefully, but Dumbledore +had already turned his attention back to the solid +cave wall. He did not try any more magic, but simply +stood there staring at it intently, as though something +extremely interesting was written on it. Harry stayed +quite still; he did not want to break Dumbledore’s +concentration. Then, after two solid minutes, +Dumbledore said quietly, “Oh, surely not. So crude.” + +“What is it, Professor?” + +“I rather think,” said Dumbledore, putting his +uninjured hand inside his robes and drawing out a +short silver knife of the kind Harry used to chop +potion ingredients, “that we are required to make +payment to pass.” + +“Payment?” said Harry. “You’ve got to give the door +something?” + + + +Page | 628 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “Blood, if I am not much +mistaken.” + +“Blood?” + +“I said it was crude,” said Dumbledore, who sounded +disdainful, even disappointed, as though Voldemort +had fallen short of the standards Dumbledore +expected. “The idea, as I am sure you will have +gathered, is that your enemy must weaken him- or +herself to enter. Once again, Lord Voldemort fails to +grasp that there are much more terrible things than +physical injury.” + +“Yeah, but still, if you can avoid it ...” said Harry, who +had experienced enough pain not to be keen for more. + +“Sometimes, however, it is unavoidable,” said +Dumbledore, shaking back the sleeve of his robes and +exposing the forearm of his injured hand. + +“Professor!” protested Harry, hurrying forward as +Dumbledore raised his knife. “Ill do it, I’m — ” + +He did not know what he was going to say — younger, +fitter? But Dumbledore merely smiled. There was a +flash of silver, and a spurt of scarlet; the rock face +was peppered with dark, glistening drops. + +“You are very kind, Harry,” said Dumbledore, now +passing the tip of his wand over the deep cut he had +made in his own arm, so that it healed instantly, just +as Snape had healed Malfoy’s wounds. “But your +blood is worth more than mine. Ah, that seems to +have done the trick, doesn’t it?” + +The blazing silver outline of an arch had appeared in +the wall once more, and this time it did not fade +away: The blood-spattered rock within it simply + +Page | 629 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +vanished, leaving an opening into what seemed total +darkness. + +“After me, I think,” said Dumbledore, and he walked +through the archway with Harry on his heels, lighting +his own wand hastily as he went. + +An eerie sight met their eyes: They were standing on +the edge of a great black lake, so vast that Harry +could not make out the distant banks, in a cavern so +high that the ceiling too was out of sight. A misty +greenish light shone far away in what looked like the +middle of the lake; it was reflected in the completely +still water below. The greenish glow and the light from +the two wands were the only things that broke the +otherwise velvety blackness, though their rays did not +penetrate as far as Harry would have expected. The +darkness was somehow denser than normal +darkness. + +“Let us walk,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Be very +careful not to step into the water. Stay close to me.” + +He set off around the edge of the lake, and Harry +followed close behind him. Their footsteps made +echoing, slapping sounds on the narrow rim of rock +that surrounded the water. On and on they walked, +but the view did not vary: on one side of them, the +rough cavern wall, on the other, the boundless +expanse of smooth, glassy blackness, in the very +middle of which was that mysterious greenish glow. +Harry found the place and the silence oppressive, +unnerving. + +“Professor?” he said finally. “Do you think the +Horcrux is here?” + +“Oh yes,” said Dumbledore. “Yes, I’m sure it is. The +question is, how do we get to it?” + +Page | 630 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We couldn’t ... we couldn’t just try a Summoning +Charm?” Harry said, sure that it was a stupid +suggestion. But he was much keener than he was +prepared to admit on getting out of this place as soon +as possible. + +“Certainly we could,” said Dumbledore, stopping so +suddenly that Harry almost walked into him. “Why +don’t you do it?” + +“Me? Oh ... okay ...” + +Harry had not expected this, but cleared his throat +and said loudly, wand aloft, “Accio Horcruxl” + +With a noise like an explosion, something very large +and pale erupted out of the dark water some twenty +feet away; before Harry could see what it was, it had +vanished again with a crashing splash that made +great, deep ripples on the mirrored surface. Harry +leapt backward in shock and hit the wall; his heart +was still thundering as he turned to Dumbledore. + +“What was that?” + +“Something, I think, that is ready to respond should +we attempt to seize the Horcrux.” + +Harry looked back at the water. The surface of the +lake was once more shining black glass: The ripples +had vanished unnaturally fast; Harry’s heart, +however, was still pounding. + +“Did you think that would happen, sir?” + +“I thought something would happen if we made an +obvious attempt to get our hands on the Horcrux. + +That was a very good idea, Harry; much the simplest +way of finding out what we are facing.” + +Page | 631 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But we don’t know what the thing was,” said Harry, +looking at the sinisterly smooth water. + + + +“What the things are, you mean,” said Dumbledore. “I +doubt very much that there is only one of them. Shall +we walk on?” + +“Professor?” + +“Yes, Harry?” + +“Do you think we’re going to have to go into the lake?” + +“Into it? Only if we are very unfortunate.” + +“You don’t think the Horcrux is at the bottom?” + +“Oh no ... I think the Horcrux is in the middle.” + +And Dumbledore pointed toward the misty green light +in the center of the lake. + +“So we’re going to have to cross the lake to get to it?” +“Yes, I think so.” + +Harry did not say anything. His thoughts were all of +water monsters, of giant serpents, of demons, kelpies, +and sprites. ... + +“Aha,” said Dumbledore, and he stopped again; this +time, Harry really did walk into him; for a moment he +toppled on the edge of the dark water, and +Dumbledore’s uninjured hand closed tightly around +his upper arm, pulling him back. “So sorry, Harry, I +should have given warning. Stand back against the +wall, please; I think I have found the place.” + + + +Page | 632 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had no idea what Dumbledore meant; this +patch of dark bank was exactly like every other bit as +far as he could tell, but Dumbledore seemed to have +detected something special about it. This time he was +running his hand, not over the rocky wall, but +through the thin air, as though expecting to find and +grip something invisible. + +“Oho,” said Dumbledore happily, seconds later. His +hand had closed in midair upon something Harry +could not see. Dumbledore moved closer to the water; +Harry watched nervously as the tips of Dumbledore ’s +buckled shoes found the utmost edge of the rock rim. +Keeping his hand clenched in midair, Dumbledore +raised his wand with the other and tapped his fist +with the point. + +Immediately a thick coppery green chain appeared +out of thin air, extending from the depths of the water +into Dumbledore ’s clenched hand. Dumbledore +tapped the chain, which began to slide through his +fist like a snake, coiling itself on the ground with a +clinking sound that echoed noisily off the rocky walls, +pulling something from the depths of the black water. +Harry gasped as the ghostly prow of a tiny boat broke +the surface, glowing as green as the chain, and +floated, with barely a ripple, toward the place on the +bank where Harry and Dumbledore stood. + +“How did you know that was there?” Harry asked in +astonishment. + +“Magic always leaves traces,” said Dumbledore, as the +boat hit the bank with a gentle bump, “sometimes +very distinctive traces. I taught Tom Riddle. I know +his style.” + +“Is ... is this boat safe?” + + + +Page | 633 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yes, I think so. Voldemort needed to create a +means to cross the lake without attracting the wrath +of those creatures he had placed within it in case he +ever wanted to visit or remove his Horcrux.” + +“So the things in the water won’t do anything to us if +we cross in Voldemort’s boat?” + +“I think we must resign ourselves to the fact that they +will, at some point, realize we are not Lord Voldemort. +Thus far, however, we have done well. They have +allowed us to raise the boat.” + +“But why have they let us?” asked Harry, who could +not shake off the vision of tentacles rising out of the +dark water the moment they were out of sight of the +bank. + +“Voldemort would have been reasonably confident +that none but a very great wizard would have been +able to find the boat,” said Dumbledore. “I think he +would have been prepared to risk what was, to his +mind, the most unlikely possibility that somebody +else would find it, knowing that he had set other +obstacles ahead that only he would be able to +penetrate. We shall see whether he is right.” + +Harry looked down into the boat. It really was very +small. + +“It doesn’t look like it was built for two people. Will it +hold both of us? Will we be too heavy together?” + +Dumbledore chuckled. + +“Voldemort will not have cared about the weight, but +about the amount of magical power that crossed his +lake. I rather think an enchantment will have been + + + +Page | 634 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +placed upon this boat so that only one wizard at a +time will be able to sail in it.” + + + +“But then — ?” + +“I do not think you will count, Harry: You are +underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never +have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I +think it unlikely that your powers will register +compared to mine.” + +These words did nothing to raise Harry’s morale; +perhaps Dumbledore knew it, for he added, +“Voldemort’s mistake, Harry, Voldemort’s mistake ... +Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates +youth. ... Now, you first this time, and be careful not +to touch the water.” + +Dumbledore stood aside and Harry climbed carefully +into the boat. Dumbledore stepped in too, coiling the +chain onto the floor. They were crammed in together; +Harry could not comfortably sit, but crouched, his +knees jutting over the edge of the boat, which began +to move at once. There was no sound other than the +silken rustle of the boat’s prow cleaving the water; it +moved without their help, as though an invisible rope +was pulling it onward toward the light in the center. +Soon they could no longer see the walls of the cavern; +they might have been at sea except that there were no +waves. + +Harry looked down and saw the reflected gold of his +wandlight sparkling and glittering on the black water +as they passed. The boat was carving deep ripples +upon the glassy surface, grooves in the dark mirror. + + + +And then Harry saw it, marble white, floating inches +below the surface. + +Page | 635 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Professor!” he said, and his startled voice echoed +loudly over the silent water. + + + +“Harry?” + +“I think I saw a hand in the water — a human hand!” + +“Yes, I am sure you did,” said Dumbledore calmly. + +Harry stared down into the water, looking for the +vanished hand, and a sick feeling rose in his throat. + +“So that thing that jumped out of the water — ?” + +But Harry had his answer before Dumbledore could +reply; the wandlight had slid over a fresh patch of +water and showed him, this time, a dead man lying +faceup inches beneath the surface, his open eyes +misted as though with cobwebs, his hair and his +robes swirling around him like smoke. + +“There are bodies in here!” said Harry, and his voice +sounded much higher than usual and most unlike his +own. + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore placidly, “but we do not need +to worry about them at the moment.” + +“At the moment?” Harry repeated, tearing his gaze +from the water to look at Dumbledore. + +“Not while they are merely drifting peacefully below +us,” said Dumbledore. “There is nothing to be feared +from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything +to be feared from the darkness. Lord Voldemort, who +of course secretly fears both, disagrees. But once +again he reveals his own lack of wisdom. It is the +unknown we fear when we look upon death and +darkness, nothing more.” + +Page | 636 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry said nothing; he did not want to argue, but he +found the idea that there were bodies floating around +them and beneath them horrible and, what was more, +he did not believe that they were not dangerous. + +“But one of them jumped,” he said, trying to make his +voice as level and calm as Dumbledore ’s. “When I +tried to Summon the Horcrux, a body leapt out of the +lake.” + +“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “I am sure that once we take +the Horcrux, we shall find them less peaceable. +However, like many creatures that dwell in cold and +darkness, they fear light and warmth, which we shall +therefore call to our aid should the need arise. Fire, +Harry,” Dumbledore added with a smile, in response +to Harry’s bewildered expression. + +“Oh ... right ...” said Harry quickly. He turned his +head to look at the greenish glow toward which the +boat was still inexorably sailing. He could not pretend +now that he was not scared. The great black lake, +teeming with the dead ... It seemed hours and hours +ago that he had met Professor Trelawney, that he had +given Ron and Hermione Felix Felicis. ... He suddenly +wished he had said a better good-bye to them . . . and +he hadn’t seen Ginny at all. ... + +“Nearly there,” said Dumbledore cheerfully. + +Sure enough, the greenish light seemed to be growing +larger at last, and within minutes, the boat had come +to a halt, bumping gently into something that Harry +could not see at first, but when he raised his +illuminated wand he saw that they had reached a +small island of smooth rock in the center of the lake. + + + +“Careful not to touch the water,” said Dumbledore +again as Harry climbed out of the boat. + +Page | 637 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The island was no larger than Dumbledore ’s office, an +expanse of flat dark stone on which stood nothing but +the source of that greenish light, which looked much +brighter when viewed close to. Harry squinted at it; at +first, he thought it was a lamp of some kind, but then +he saw that the light was coming from a stone basin +rather like the Pensieve, which was set on top of a +pedestal. + +Dumbledore approached the basin and Harry +followed. Side by side, they looked down into it. The +basin was full of an emerald liquid emitting that +phosphorescent glow. + +“What is it?” asked Harry quietly. + +“I am not sure,” said Dumbledore. “Something more +worrisome than blood and bodies, however.” + +Dumbledore pushed back the sleeve of his robe over +his blackened hand, and stretched out the tips of his +burned fingers toward the surface of the potion. + +“Sir, no, don’t touch — !” + +“I cannot touch,” said Dumbledore, smiling faintly. +“See? I cannot approach any nearer than this. You +try.” + +Staring, Harry put his hand into the basin and +attempted to touch the potion. He met an invisible +barrier that prevented him coming within an inch of +it. No matter how hard he pushed, his fingers +encountered nothing but what seemed to be solid and +inflexible air. + +“Out of the way, please, Harry,” said Dumbledore. He +raised his wand and made complicated movements +over the surface of the potion, murmuring + +Page | 638 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +soundlessly. Nothing happened, except perhaps that +the potion glowed a little brighter. Harry remained +silent while Dumbledore worked, but after a while +Dumbledore withdrew his wand, and Harry felt it was +safe to talk again. + +“You think the Horcrux is in there, sir?” + +“Oh yes.” Dumbledore peered more closely into the +basin. Harry saw his face reflected, upside down, in +the smooth surface of the green potion. “But how to +reach it? This potion cannot be penetrated by hand, +Vanished, parted, scooped up, or siphoned away, nor +can it be Transfigured, Charmed, or otherwise made +to change its nature.” + +Almost absentmindedly, Dumbledore raised his wand +again, twirled it once in midair, and then caught the +crystal goblet that he had conjured out of nowhere. + +“I can only conclude that this potion is supposed to +be drunk.” + +“What?” said Harry. “No!” + +“Yes, I think so: Only by drinking it can I empty the +basin and see what lies in its depths.” + +“But what if — what if it kills you?” + +“Oh, I doubt that it would work like that,” said +Dumbledore easily. “Lord Voldemort would not want +to kill the person who reached this island.” + +Harry couldn’t believe it. Was this more of +Dumbledore ’s insane determination to see good in +everyone? + + + +Page | 639 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sir,” said Harry, trying to keep his voice reasonable, +“sir, this is Voldemort we’re — ” + +“I’m sorry, Harry; I should have said, he would not +want to immediately kill the person who reached this +island,” Dumbledore corrected himself. “He would +want to keep them alive long enough to find out how +they managed to penetrate so far through his +defenses and, most importantly of all, why they were +so intent upon emptying the basin. Do not forget that +Lord Voldemort believes that he alone knows about +his Horcruxes.” + +Harry made to speak again, but this time Dumbledore +raised his hand for silence, frowning slightly at the +emerald liquid, evidently thinking hard. + +“Undoubtedly,” he said, finally, “this potion must act +in a way that will prevent me taking the Horcrux. It +might paralyze me, cause me to forget what I am here +for, create so much pain I am distracted, or render me +incapable in some other way. This being the case, +Harry, it will be your job to make sure I keep +drinking, even if you have to tip the potion into my +protesting mouth. You understand?” + +Their eyes met over the basin, each pale face lit with +that strange, green light. Harry did not speak. Was +this why he had been invited along — so that he +could force-feed Dumbledore a potion that might +cause him unendurable pain? + +“You remember,” said Dumbledore, “the condition on +which I brought you with me?” + +Harry hesitated, looking into the blue eyes that had +turned green in the reflected light of the basin. + +“But what if — ?” + +Page | 640 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You swore, did you not, to follow any command I +gave you?” + +“Yes, but — ” + +“I warned you, did I not, that there might be danger?” +“Yes,” said Harry, “but — ” + +“Well, then,” said Dumbledore, shaking back his +sleeves once more and raising the empty goblet, “you +have my orders.” + +“Why can’t I drink the potion instead?” asked Harry +desperately. + +“Because I am much older, much cleverer, and much +less valuable,” said Dumbledore. “Once and for all, +Harry, do I have your word that you will do all in your +power to make me keep drinking?” + +“Couldn’t — ?” + +“Do I have it?” + +“But — ” + +“ Your word, Harry.” + +“I — all right, but — ” + +Before Harry could make any further protest, +Dumbledore lowered the crystal goblet into the +potion. For a split second, Harry hoped that he would +not be able to touch the potion with the goblet, but +the crystal sank into the surface as nothing else had; +when the glass was full to the brim, Dumbledore lifted +it to his mouth. + + + +Page | 641 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Your good health, Harry.” + +And he drained the goblet. Harry watched, terrified, +his hands gripping the rim of the basin so hard that +his fingertips were numb. + +“Professor?” he said anxiously, as Dumbledore +lowered the empty glass. “How do you feel?” + +Dumbledore shook his head, his eyes closed. Harry +wondered whether he was in pain. Dumbledore +plunged the glass blindly back into the basin, refilled +it, and drank once more. + +In silence, Dumbledore drank three gobletsful of the +potion. Then, halfway through the fourth goblet, he +staggered and fell forward against the basin. His eyes +were still closed, his breathing heavy. + +“Professor Dumbledore?” said Harry, his voice +strained. “Can you hear me?” + +Dumbledore did not answer. His face was twitching +as though he was deeply asleep, but dreaming a +horrible dream. His grip on the goblet was slackening; +the potion was about to spill from it. Harry reached +forward and grasped the crystal cup, holding it +steady. + +“Professor, can you hear me?” he repeated loudly, his +voice echoing around the cavern. + +Dumbledore panted and then spoke in a voice Harry +did not recognize, for he had never heard Dumbledore +frightened like this. + +“I don’t want ... Don’t make me ...” + + + +Page | 642 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry stared into the whitened face he knew so well, +at the crooked nose and half-moon spectacles, and +did not know what to do. + +"... don’t like ... want to stop ...” moaned Dumbledore. + +“You ... you can’t stop, Professor,” said Harry. “You’ve +got to keep drinking, remember? You told me you had +to keep drinking. Here ...” + +Hating himself, repulsed by what he was doing, Harry +forced the goblet back toward Dumbledore ’s mouth +and tipped it, so that Dumbledore drank the +remainder of the potion inside. + +“No ...” he groaned, as Harry lowered the goblet back +into the basin and refilled it for him. “I don’t want to. +...I don’t want to. ... Let me go. ...” + +“It’s all right, Professor,” said Harry, his hand +shaking. “It’s all right, I’m here — ” + +“Make it stop, make it stop,” moaned Dumbledore. + +“Yes ... yes, this’ll make it stop,” lied Harry. He tipped +the contents of the goblet into Dumbledore ’s open +mouth. + +Dumbledore screamed; the noise echoed all around +the vast chamber, across the dead black water. + +“No, no, no, no, I can’t, I can’t, don’t make me, I don’t +want to. ...” + +“It’s all right, Professor, it’s all right!” said Harry +loudly, his hands shaking so badly he could hardly +scoop up the sixth gobletful of potion; the basin was +now half empty. “Nothing’s happening to you, you’re + + + +Page | 643 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +safe, it isn’t real, I swear it isn’t real — take this, now, +take this. ...” + +And obediently, Dumbledore drank, as though it was +an antidote Harry offered him, but upon draining the +goblet, he sank to his knees, shaking uncontrollably. + +“It’s all my fault, all my fault,” he sobbed. “Please +make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh please make it +stop and I’ll never, never again ...” + +“This will make it stop, Professor,” Harry said, his +voice cracking as he tipped the seventh glass of +potion into Dumbledore’s mouth. + +Dumbledore began to cower as though invisible +torturers surrounded him; his flailing hand almost +knocked the refilled goblet from Harry’s trembling +hands as he moaned, “Don’t hurt them, don’t hurt +them, please, please, it’s my fault, hurt me instead ...” + +“Here, drink this, drink this, you’ll be all right,” said +Harry desperately, and once again Dumbledore +obeyed him, opening his mouth even as he kept his +eyes tight shut and shook from head to foot. + +And now he fell forward, screaming again, hammering +his fists upon the ground, while Harry filled the ninth +goblet. + +“Please, please, please, no ... not that, not that, I’ll do +anything ...” + +“Just drink, Professor, just drink ...” + +Dumbledore drank like a child dying of thirst, but +when he had finished, he yelled again as though his +insides were on fire. “No more, please, no more ...” + + + +Page | 644 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry scooped up a tenth gobletful of potion and felt +the crystal scrape the bottom of the basin. + + + +“We’re nearly there, Professor. Drink this, drink it. ...” + +He supported Dumbledore’s shoulders and again, +Dumbledore drained the glass; then Harry was on his +feet once more, refilling the goblet as Dumbledore +began to scream in more anguish than ever, “I want +to die! I want to die! Make it stop, make it stop, I want +to die!” + +“Drink this, Professor. Drink this. ...” + +Dumbledore drank, and no sooner had he finished +than he yelled, “KILL ME!” + +“This — this one will!” gasped Harry. “Just drink this +... It’ll be over ... all over!” + +Dumbledore gulped at the goblet, drained every last +drop, and then, with a great, rattling gasp, rolled over +onto his face. + +“No!” shouted Harry, who had stood to refill the goblet +again; instead he dropped the cup into the basin, +flung himself down beside Dumbledore, and heaved +him over onto his back; Dumbledore’s glasses were +askew, his mouth agape, his eyes closed. “No,” said +Harry, shaking Dumbledore, “no, you’re not dead, you +said it wasn’t poison, wake up, wake up — +Rennervatel” he cried, his wand pointing at +Dumbledore’s chest; there was a flash of red light but +nothing happened. “Renneruate — sir — please — ” + +Dumbledore’s eyelids flickered; Harry’s heart leapt. + +“Sir, are you — ?” + +Page | 645 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Water,” croaked Dumbledore. + +“Water,” panted Harry. “Yes — ” + +He leapt to his feet and seized the goblet he had +dropped in the basin; he barely registered the golden +locket lying curled beneath it. + +“Aguamenti\” he shouted, jabbing the goblet with his +wand. + +The goblet filled with clear water; Harry dropped to +his knees beside Dumbledore, raised his head, and +brought the glass to his lips — but it was empty. +Dumbledore groaned and began to pant. + +“But I had some — wait — AguamentiV’ said Harry +again, pointing his wand at the goblet. Once more, for +a second, clear water gleamed within it, but as he +approached Dumbledore ’s mouth, the water vanished +again. + +“Sir, I’m trying, I’m trying!” said Harry desperately, +but he did not think that Dumbledore could hear +him; he had rolled onto his side and was drawing +great, rattling breaths that sounded agonizing. +“Aguamenti — Aguamenti — A GUAMENTP. ” + +The goblet filled and emptied once more. And now +Dumbledore ’s breathing was fading. His brain +whirling in panic, Harry knew, instinctively, the only +way left to get water, because Voldemort had planned +it so ... + +He flung himself over to the edge of the rock and +plunged the goblet into the lake, bringing it up full to +the brim of icy water that did not vanish. + + + +Page | 646 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Sir — here!” Harry yelled, and lunging forward, he +tipped the water clumsily over Dumbledore’s face. + +It was the best he could do, for the icy feeling on his +arm not holding the cup was not the lingering chill of +the water. A slimy white hand had gripped his wrist, +and the creature to whom it belonged was pulling +him, slowly, backward across the rock. The surface of +the lake was no longer mirror-smooth; it was +churning, and everywhere Harry looked, white heads +and hands were emerging from the dark water, men +and women and children with sunken, sightless eyes +were moving toward the rock: an army of the dead +rising from the black water. + +“Petrificus Totalusl” yelled Harry, struggling to cling to +the smooth, soaked surface of the island as he +pointed his wand at the Inferius that had his arm: It +released him, falling backward into the water with a +splash; he scrambled to his feet, but many more Inferi +were already climbing onto the rock, their bony hands +clawing at its slippery surface, their blank, frosted +eyes upon him, trailing waterlogged rags, sunken +faces leering. + +“Petrificus Totalusl” Harry bellowed again, backing +away as he swiped his wand through the air; six or +seven of them crumpled, but more were coming +toward him. “Impedimental Incarcerousl ” + +A few of them stumbled, one or two of them bound in +ropes, but those climbing onto the rock behind them +merely stepped over or on the fallen bodies. Still +slashing at the air with his wand, Harry yelled, + +“ Sectumsempral SECTUMSEMPRAl” + +But though gashes appeared in their sodden rags and +their icy skin, they had no blood to spill: They walked +on, unfeeling, their shrunken hands outstretched + +Page | 647 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +toward him, and as he backed away still farther, he +felt arms enclose him from behind, thin, fleshless +arms cold as death, and his feet left the ground as +they lifted him and began to carry him, slowly and +surely, back to the water, and he knew there would +be no release, that he would be drowned, and become +one more dead guardian of a fragment of Voldemort’s +shattered soul. ... + +But then, through the darkness, fire erupted: crimson +and gold, a ring of fire that surrounded the rock so +that the Inferi holding Harry so tightly stumbled and +faltered; they did not dare pass through the flames to +get to the water. They dropped Harry; he hit the +ground, slipped on the rock, and fell, grazing his +arms, but scrambled back up, raising his wand and +staring around. + +Dumbledore was on his feet again, pale as any of the +surrounding Inferi, but taller than any too, the fire +dancing in his eyes; his wand was raised like a torch +and from its tip emanated the flames, like a vast +lasso, encircling them all with warmth. + +The Inferi bumped into each other, attempting, +blindly, to escape the fire in which they were +enclosed. ... + +Dumbledore scooped the locket from the bottom of +the stone basin and stowed it inside his robes. +Wordlessly, he gestured to Harry to come to his side. +Distracted by the flames, the Inferi seemed unaware +that their quarry was leaving as Dumbledore led +Harry back to the boat, the ring of fire moving with +them, around them, the bewildered Inferi +accompanying them to the water’s edge, where they +slipped gratefully back into their dark waters. + + + +Page | 648 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry, who was shaking all over, thought for a +moment that Dumbledore might not be able to climb +into the boat; he staggered a little as he attempted it; +all his efforts seemed to be going into maintaining the +ring of protective flame around them. Harry seized +him and helped him back to his seat. Once they were +both safely jammed inside again, the boat began to +move back across the black water, away from the +rock, still encircled by that ring of fire, and it seemed +that the Inferi swarming below them did not dare +resurface. + +“Sir,” panted Harry, “sir, I forgot — about fire — they +were coming at me and I panicked — ” + +“Quite understandable,” murmured Dumbledore. +Harry was alarmed to hear how faint his voice was. + +They reached the bank with a little bump and Harry +leapt out, then turned quickly to help Dumbledore. +The moment that Dumbledore reached the bank he +let his wand hand fall; the ring of fire vanished, but +the Inferi did not emerge again from the water. The +little boat sank into the water once more; clanking +and tinkling, its chain slithered back into the lake +too. Dumbledore gave a great sigh and leaned against +the cavern wall. + +“I am weak. ...” he said. + +“Don’t worry, sir,” said Harry at once, anxious about +Dumbledore ’s extreme pallor and by his air of +exhaustion. “Don’t worry, I’ll get us back. ... Lean on +me, sir. ...” + +And pulling Dumbledore ’s uninjured arm around his +shoulders, Harry guided his headmaster back around +the lake, bearing most of his weight. + + + +Page | 649 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The protection was ... after all ... well-designed,” said +Dumbledore faintly. “One alone could not have done +it. ... You did well, very well, Harry. ...” + +“Don’t talk now,” said Harry, fearing how slurred +Dumbledore’s voice had become, how much his feet +dragged. “Save your energy, sir. ... We’ll soon be out +of here. ...” + +“The archway will have sealed again. ... My knife ...” + +“There’s no need, I got cut on the rock,” said Harry +firmly. “Just tell me where. ...” + +“Here ...” + +Harry wiped his grazed forearm upon the stone: +Having received its tribute of blood, the archway +reopened instantly. They crossed the outer cave, and +Harry helped Dumbledore back into the icy seawater +that filled the crevice in the cliff. + +“It’s going to be all right, sir,” Harry said over and +over again, more worried by Dumbledore’s silence +than he had been by his weakened voice. “We’re +nearly there. ... I can Apparate us both back. ... Don’t +worry. ...” + +“I am not worried, Harry,” said Dumbledore, his voice +a little stronger despite the freezing water. “I am with +you.” + + + +Page | 650 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE LIGHTNING-STRUCK TOWER + +Once back under the starry sky, Harry heaved +Dumbledore onto the top of the nearest boulder and +then to his feet. Sodden and shivering, Dumbledore’s +weight still upon him, Harry concentrated harder +than he had ever done upon his destination: +Hogsmeade. Closing his eyes, gripping Dumbledore’s +arm as tightly as he could, he stepped forward into +that feeling of horrible compression. + +He knew it had worked before he opened his eyes: The +smell of salt, the sea breeze had gone. He and +Dumbledore were shivering and dripping in the +middle of the dark High Street in Hogsmeade. For one +horrible moment Harry’s imagination showed him +more Inferi creeping toward him around the sides of +shops, but he blinked and saw that nothing was +stirring; all was still, the darkness complete but for a +few streetlamps and lit upper windows. + + + +Page | 651 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +“We did it, Professor!” Harry whispered with difficulty; +he suddenly realized that he had a searing stitch in +his chest. “We did it! We got the Horcrux!” + +Dumbledore staggered against him. For a moment, +Harry thought that his inexpert Apparition had +thrown Dumbledore off balance; then he saw his face, +paler and damper than ever in the distant light of a +streetlamp. + +“Sir, are you all right?” + +“I’ve been better,” said Dumbledore weakly, though +the corners of his mouth twitched. “That potion ... +was no health drink. ...” + +And to Harry’s horror, Dumbledore sank onto the +ground. + +“Sir — it’s okay, sir, you’re going to be all right, don’t +worry — ” + +He looked around desperately for help, but there was +nobody to be seen and all he could think was that he +must somehow get Dumbledore quickly to the +hospital wing. + +“We need to get you up to the school, sir. ... Madam +Pomfrey ...” + +“No,” said Dumbledore. “It is ... Professor Snape +whom I need. ... But I do not think ... I can walk very +far just yet. ...” + +“Right — sir, listen — I’m going to knock on a door, +find a place you can stay — then I can run and get +Madam — ” + + + +Page | 652 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Severus,” said Dumbledore clearly. “I need Severus. + + + +“All right then, Snape — but I’m going to have to leave +you for a moment so I can — ” + +Before Harry could make a move, however, he heard +running footsteps. His heart leapt: Somebody had +seen, somebody knew they needed help — and +looking around he saw Madam Rosmerta scurrying +down the dark street toward them on high-heeled, +fluffy slippers, wearing a silk dressing gown +embroidered with dragons. + +“I saw you Apparate as I was pulling my bedroom +curtains! Thank goodness, thank goodness, I couldn’t +think what to — but what’s wrong with Albus?” + +She came to a halt, panting, and stared down, wide- +eyed, at Dumbledore. + +“He’s hurt,” said Harry. “Madam Rosmerta, can he +come into the Three Broomsticks while I go up to the +school and get help for him?” + +“You can’t go up there alone! Don’t you realize — +haven’t you seen — ? + +“If you help me support him,” said Harry, not +listening to her, “I think we can get him inside — ” + +“What has happened?” asked Dumbledore. + +“Rosmerta, what’s wrong?” + +“The — the Dark Mark, Albus.” + +And she pointed into the sky, in the direction of +Hogwarts. Dread flooded Harry at the sound of the +words. ... He turned and looked. + +Page | 653 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There it was, hanging in the sky above the school: the +blazing green skull with a serpent tongue, the mark +Death Eaters left behind whenever they had entered a +building ... wherever they had murdered. ... + +“When did it appear?” asked Dumbledore, and his +hand clenched painfully upon Harry’s shoulder as he +struggled to his feet. + +“Must have been minutes ago, it wasn’t there when I +put the cat out, but when I got upstairs — ” + +“We need to return to the castle at once,” said +Dumbledore. “Rosmerta” — and though he staggered +a little, he seemed wholly in command of the situation +— “we need transport — brooms — ” + +“I’ve got a couple behind the bar,” she said, looking +very frightened. “Shall I run and fetch — ?” + +“No, Harry can do it.” + +Harry raised his wand at once. + +“Accio Rosmerta’s Broomsl” + +A second later they heard a loud bang as the front +door of the pub burst open; two brooms had shot out +into the street and were racing each other to Harry’s +side, where they stopped dead, quivering slightly at +waist height. + +“Rosmerta, please send a message to the Ministry,” +said Dumbledore, as he mounted the broom nearest +him. “It might be that nobody within Hogwarts has +yet realized anything is wrong. . . . Harry, put on your +Invisibility Cloak.” + + + +Page | 654 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry pulled his Cloak out of his pocket and threw it +over himself before mounting his broom: Madam +Rosmerta was already tottering back toward her pub +as Harry and Dumbledore kicked off from the ground +and rose up into the air. As they sped toward the +castle, Harry glanced sideways at Dumbledore, ready +to grab him should he fall, but the sight of the Dark +Mark seemed to have acted upon Dumbledore like a +stimulant: He was bent low over his broom, his eyes +fixed upon the Mark, his long silver hair and beard +flying behind him on the night air. And Harry too +looked ahead at the skull, and fear swelled inside him +like a venomous bubble, compressing his lungs, +driving all other discomfort from his mind. ... + +How long had they been away? Had Ron, Hermione, +and Ginny’s luck run out by now? Was it one of them +who had caused the Mark to be set over the school, or +was it Neville, or Luna, or some other member of the +D.A.? And if it was ... he was the one who had told +them to patrol the corridors, he had asked them to +leave the safety of their beds. ... Would he be +responsible, again, for the death of a friend? + +As they flew over the dark, twisting lane down which +they had walked earlier, Harry heard, over the +whistling of the night air in his ears, Dumbledore +muttering in some strange language again. He +thought he understood why as he felt his broom +shudder when they flew over the boundary wall into +the grounds: Dumbledore was undoing the +enchantments he himself had set around the castle +so they could enter at speed. The Dark Mark was +glittering directly above the Astronomy Tower, the +highest of the castle. Did that mean the death had +occurred there? + + + +Page | 655 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore had already crossed the crenellated +ramparts and was dismounting; Harry landed next to +him seconds later and looked around. + +The ramparts were deserted. The door to the spiral +staircase that led back into the castle was closed. +There was no sign of a struggle, of a fight to the +death, of a body. + +“What does it mean?” Harry asked Dumbledore, +looking up at the green skull with its serpent’s tongue +glinting evilly above them. “Is it the real Mark? Has +someone definitely been — Professor?” + +In the dim green glow from the Mark, Harry saw +Dumbledore clutching at his chest with his blackened +hand. + +“Go and wake Severus,” said Dumbledore faintly but +clearly. “Tell him what has happened and bring him +to me. Do nothing else, speak to nobody else, and do +not remove your cloak. I shall wait here.” + +“But — ” + +“You swore to obey me, Harry — go!” + +Harry hurried over to the door leading to the spiral +staircase, but his hand had only just closed upon the +iron ring of the door when he heard running footsteps +on the other side. He looked around at Dumbledore, +who gestured him to retreat. Harry backed away, +drawing his wand as he did so. + +The door burst open and somebody erupted through +it and shouted, “Expelliarmus\” + +Harry’s body became instantly rigid and immobile, +and he felt himself fall back against the tower wall, + +Page | 656 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +propped like an unsteady statue, unable to move or +speak. He could not understand how it had happened +— Expelliarmus was not a Freezing Charm — + +Then, by the light of the Mark, he saw Dumbledore ’s +wand flying in an arc over the edge of the ramparts +and understood. ... Dumbledore had wordlessly +immobilized Harry, and the second he had taken to +perform the spell had cost him the chance of +defending himself. + +Standing against the ramparts, very white in the face, +Dumbledore still showed no sign of panic or distress. +He merely looked across at his disarmer and said, +“Good evening, Draco.” + +Malfoy stepped forward, glancing around quickly to +check that he and Dumbledore were alone. His eyes +fell upon the second broom. + +“Who else is here?” + +“A question I might ask you. Or are you acting alone?” + +Harry saw Malfoy’s pale eyes shift back to +Dumbledore in the greenish glare of the Mark. + +“No,” he said. “I’ve got backup. There are Death +Eaters here in your school tonight.” + +“Well, well,” said Dumbledore, as though Malfoy was +showing him an ambitious homework project. “Very +good indeed. You found a way to let them in, did +you?” + +“Yeah,” said Malfoy, who was panting. “Right under +your nose and you never realized!” + + + +Page | 657 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ingenious,” said Dumbledore. “Yet ... forgive me ... +where are they now? You seem unsupported.” + +“They met some of your guards. They’re having a fight +down below. They won’t be long. ... I came on ahead. I +— I’ve got a job to do.” + +“Well, then, you must get on and do it, my dear boy,” +said Dumbledore softly. + +There was silence. Harry stood imprisoned within his +own invisible, paralyzed body, staring at the two of +them, his ears straining to hear sounds of the Death +Eaters’ distant fight, and in front of him, Draco +Malfoy did nothing but stare at Albus Dumbledore, +who, incredibly, smiled. + +“Draco, Draco, you are not a killer.” + +“How do you know?” said Malfoy at once. + +He seemed to realize how childish the words had +sounded; Harry saw him flush in the Mark’s greenish +light. + +“You don’t know what I’m capable of,” said Malfoy +more forcefully. “You don’t know what I’ve done!” + +“Oh yes, I do,” said Dumbledore mildly. “You almost +killed Katie Bell and Ronald Weasley. You have been +trying, with increasing desperation, to kill me all year. +Forgive me, Draco, but they have been feeble +attempts. ... So feeble, to be honest, that I wonder +whether your heart has been really in it.” + +“It has been in it!” said Malfoy vehemently. “I’ve been +working on it all year, and tonight — ” + + + +Page | 658 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Somewhere in the depths of the castle below Harry +heard a muffled yell. Malfoy stiffened and glanced +over his shoulder. + +“Somebody is putting up a good fight,” said +Dumbledore conversationally. “But you were saying ... +yes, you have managed to introduce Death Eaters +into my school, which, I admit, I thought impossible. + +. . . How did you do it?” + +But Malfoy said nothing: He was still listening to +whatever was happening below and seemed almost as +paralyzed as Harry was. + +“Perhaps you ought to get on with the job alone,” +suggested Dumbledore. “What if your backup has +been thwarted by my guard? As you have perhaps +realized, there are members of the Order of the +Phoenix here tonight too. And after all, you don’t +really need help. ... I have no wand at the moment. ... + +I cannot defend myself.” + +Malfoy merely stared at him. + +“I see,” said Dumbledore kindly, when Malfoy neither +moved nor spoke. “You are afraid to act until they join +you.” + +“I’m not afraid!” snarled Malfoy, though he still made +no move to hurt Dumbledore. “It’s you who should be +scared!” + +“But why? I don’t think you will kill me, Draco. Killing +is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe. ... So tell +me, while we wait for your friends ... how did you +smuggle them in here? It seems to have taken you a +long time to work out how to do it.” + + + +Page | 659 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Malfoy looked as though he was fighting down the +urge to shout, or to vomit. He gulped and took several +deep breaths, glaring at Dumbledore, his wand +pointing directly at the latter’s heart. Then, as though +he could not help himself, he said, “I had to mend +that broken Vanishing Cabinet that no one’s used for +years. The one Montague got lost in last year.” + +“Aaaah.” Dumbledore’s sigh was half a groan. He +closed his eyes for a moment. “That was clever. ... +There is a pair, I take it?” + +“In Borgin and Burkes,” said Malfoy, “and they make +a kind of passage between them. Montague told me +that when he was stuck in the Hogwarts one, he was +trapped in limbo but sometimes he could hear what +was going on at school, and sometimes what was +going on in the shop, as if the cabinet was traveling +between them, but he couldn’t make anyone hear +him. ... In the end, he managed to Apparate out, even +though he’d never passed his test. He nearly died +doing it. Everyone thought it was a really good story, +but I was the only one who realized what it meant — +even Borgin didn’t know — I was the one who realized +there could be a way into Hogwarts through the +cabinets if I fixed the broken one.” + +“Very good,” murmured Dumbledore. “So the Death +Eaters were able to pass from Borgin and Burkes into +the school to help you. ... A clever plan, a very clever +plan ... and, as you say, right under my nose.” + +“Yeah,” said Malfoy, who bizarrely seemed to draw +courage and comfort from Dumbledore’s praise. + +“Yeah, it was!” + +“But there were times,” Dumbledore went on, “weren’t +there, when you were not sure you would succeed in +mending the cabinet? And you resorted to crude and + +Page | 660 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +badly judged measures such as sending me a cursed +necklace that was bound to reach the wrong hands . . +poisoning mead there was only the slightest chance I +might drink. ...” + +“Yeah, well, you still didn’t realize who was behind +that stuff, did you?” sneered Malfoy, as Dumbledore +slid a little down the ramparts, the strength in his +legs apparently fading, and Harry struggled +fruitlessly, mutely, against the enchantment binding +him. + +“As a matter of fact, I did,” said Dumbledore. “I was +sure it was you. + +“Why didn’t you stop me, then?” Malfoy demanded. + +“I tried, Draco. Professor Snape has been keeping +watch over you on my orders — ” + +“He hasn’t been doing your orders, he promised my +mother — ” + +“Of course that is what he would tell you, Draco, but + + + +“He’s a double agent, you stupid old man, he isn’t +working for you, you just think he is!” + +“We must agree to differ on that, Draco. It so happens +that I trust Professor Snape — ” + +“Well, you’re losing your grip, then!” sneered Malfoy. +“He’s been offering me plenty of help — wanting all +the glory for himself — wanting a bit of the action — +What are you doing?’ ‘Did you do the necklace, that +was stupid, it could have blown everything — ’ But I +haven’t told him what I’ve been doing in the Room of +Requirement, he’s going to wake up tomorrow and it’ll +Page | 661 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +all be over and he won’t be the Dark Lord’s favorite +anymore, he’ll be nothing compared to me, nothing!” + + + +“Very gratifying,” said Dumbledore mildly. “We all like +appreciation for our own hard work, of course. But +you must have had an accomplice, all the same ... +someone in Hogsmeade, someone who was able to +slip Katie the — the — aaaah ...” + +Dumbledore closed his eyes again and nodded, as +though he was about to fall asleep. "... of course ... +Rosmerta. How long has she been under the Imperius +Curse?” + +“Got there at last, have you?” Malfoy taunted. + +There was another yell from below, rather louder than +the last. Malfoy looked nervously over his shoulder +again, then back at Dumbledore, who went on: “So +poor Rosmerta was forced to lurk in her own +bathroom and pass that necklace to any Hogwarts +student who entered the room unaccompanied? And +the poisoned mead ... well, naturally, Rosmerta was +able to poison it for you before she sent the bottle to +Slughorn, believing that it was to be my Christmas +present. ... Yes, very neat ... very neat ... Poor Mr. +Filch would not, of course, think to check a bottle of +Rosmerta’s. Tell me, how have you been +communicating with Rosmerta? I thought we had all +methods of communication in and out of the school +monitored.” + +“Enchanted coins,” said Malfoy, as though he was +compelled to keep talking, though his wand hand was +shaking badly. “I had one and she had the other and I +could send her messages — ” + +“Isn’t that the secret method of communication the +group that called themselves Dumbledore ’s Army + +Page | 662 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +used last year?” asked Dumbledore. His voice was +light and conversational, but Harry saw him slip an +inch lower down the wall as he said it. + +“Yeah, I got the idea from them,” said Malfoy, with a +twisted smile. “I got the idea of poisoning the mead +from the Mudblood Granger as well, I heard her +talking in the library about Filch not recognizing +potions.” + +“Please do not use that offensive word in front of me,” +said Dumbledore. + +Malfoy gave a harsh laugh. “You care about me saying +‘Mudblood’ when I’m about to kill you?” + +“Yes, I do,” said Dumbledore, and Harry saw his feet +slide a little on the floor as he struggled to remain +upright. “But as for being about to kill me, Draco, you +have had several long minutes now, we are quite +alone, I am more defenseless than you can have +dreamed of finding me, and still you have not acted. + + + +Malfoy’s mouth contorted involuntarily, as though he +had tasted something very bitter. + +“Now, about tonight,” Dumbledore went on, “I am a +little puzzled about how it happened. ... You knew +that I had left the school? But of course,” he +answered his own question, “Rosmerta saw me +leaving, she tipped you off using your ingenious +coins, I’m sure.” + +“That’s right,” said Malfoy. “But she said you were +just going for a drink, you’d be back. ...” + + + +Page | 663 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I certainly did have a drink ... and I came back +... after a fashion,�� mumbled Dumbledore. “So you +decided to spring a trap for me?” + +“We decided to put the Dark Mark over the tower and +get you to hurry up here, to see who’d been killed,” +said Malfoy. “And it worked!” + +“Well ... yes and no ...” said Dumbledore. “But am I to +take it, then, that nobody has been murdered?” + +“Someone’s dead,” said Malfoy, and his voice seemed +to go up an octave as he said it. “One of your people +...I don’t know who, it was dark. ... I stepped over the +body. ... I was supposed to be waiting up here when +you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way. ...” + +“Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore. + +There was a bang and shouts from below, louder than +ever; it sounded as though people were fighting on the +actual spiral staircase that led to where Dumbledore, +Malfoy, and Harry stood, and Harry’s heart thundered +unheard in his invisible chest. ... Someone was dead. + +. . . Malfoy had stepped over the body . . . but who was +it? + + + +“There is little time, one way or another,” said +Dumbledore. “So let us discuss your options, Draco.” + +“My options!” said Malfoy loudly. “I’m standing here +with a wand — I’m about to kill you — ” + +“My dear boy, let us have no more pretense about +that. If you were going to kill me, you would have +done it when you first disarmed me, you would not +have stopped for this pleasant chat about ways and +means.” + + + +Page | 664 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I haven’t got any options!” said Malfoy, and he was +suddenly white as Dumbledore. “I’ve got to do it! He’ll +kill me! He’ll kill my whole family!” + +“I appreciate the difficulty of your position,” said +Dumbledore. “Why else do you think I have not +confronted you before now? Because I knew that you +would have been murdered if Lord Voldemort realized +that I suspected you.” + +Malfoy winced at the sound of the name. + +“I did not dare speak to you of the mission with which +I knew you had been entrusted, in case he used +Legilimency against you,” continued Dumbledore. + +“But now at last we can speak plainly to each other. + +... No harm has been done, you have hurt nobody, +though you are very lucky that your unintentional +victims survived. ... I can help you, Draco.” + +“No, you can’t,” said Malfoy, his wand hand shaking +very badly indeed. “Nobody can. He told me to do it or +he’ll kill me. I’ve got no choice.” + +“Come over to the right side, Draco, and we can hide +you more completely than you can possibly imagine. +What is more, I can send members of the Order to +your mother tonight to hide her likewise. Your father +is safe at the moment in Azkaban. ... When the time +comes, we can protect him too. Come over to the right +side, Draco ... you are not a killer. ...” + +Malfoy stared at Dumbledore. + +“But I got this far, didn’t I?” he said slowly. “They +thought I’d die in the attempt, but I’m here ... and +you’re in my power. ... I’m the one with the wand. ... +You’re at my mercy. ...” + + + +Page | 665 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, Draco,” said Dumbledore quietly. “It is my mercy, +and not yours, that matters now.” + +Malfoy did not speak. His mouth was open, his wand +hand still trembling. Harry thought he saw it drop by +a fraction — + +But suddenly footsteps were thundering up the stairs, +and a second later Malfoy was buffeted out of the way +as four people in black robes burst through the door +onto the ramparts. Still paralyzed, his eyes staring +unblinkingly, Harry gazed in terror upon four +strangers: It seemed the Death Eaters had won the +fight below. + +A lumpy-looking man with an odd lopsided leer gave a +wheezy giggle. + +“Dumbledore cornered!” he said, and he turned to a +stocky little woman who looked as though she could +be his sister and who was grinning eagerly. +“Dumbledore wandless, Dumbledore alone! Well done, +Draco, well done!” + +“Good evening, Amycus,” said Dumbledore calmly, as +though welcoming the man to a tea party. “And you’ve +brought Alecto too. ... Charming ...” + +The woman gave an angry little titter. “Think your +little jokes’ll help you on your deathbed then?” she +jeered. + +“Jokes? No, no, these are manners,” replied +Dumbledore. + +“Do it,” said the stranger standing nearest to Harry, a +big, rangy man with matted gray hair and whiskers, +whose black Death Eater’s robes looked +uncomfortably tight. He had a voice like none that + +Page | 666 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had ever heard: a rasping bark of a voice. Harry +could smell a powerful mixture of dirt, sweat, and, +unmistakably, of blood coming from him. His filthy +hands had long yellowish nails. + +“Is that you, Fenrir?” asked Dumbledore. + +“That’s right,” rasped the other. “Pleased to see me, +Dumbledore?” + +“No, I cannot say that I am.” + +Greyback grinned, showing pointed teeth. Blood +trickled down his chin and he licked his lips slowly, +obscenely. + +“But you know how much I like kids, Dumbledore.” + +“Am I to take it that you are attacking even without +the full moon now? This is most unusual. ... You have +developed a taste for human flesh that cannot be +satisfied once a month?” + +“That’s right,” said Fenrir Greyback. “Shocks you +that, does it, Dumbledore? Frightens you?” + +“Well, I cannot pretend it does not disgust me a little,” +said Dumbledore. “And, yes, I am a little shocked that +Draco here invited you, of all people, into the school +where his friends live. ...” + +“I didn’t,” breathed Malfoy. He was not looking at +Fenrir; he did not seem to want to even glance at him. +“I didn’t know he was going to come — ” + +“I wouldn’t want to miss a trip to Hogwarts, +Dumbledore,” rasped Greyback. “Not when there are +throats to be ripped out... Delicious, delicious ...” + + + +Page | 667 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he raised a yellow fingernail and picked at his +front teeth, leering at Dumbledore. “I could do you for +afters, Dumbledore.” + +“No,” said the fourth Death Eater sharply. He had a +heavy, brutal-looking face. “We’ve got orders. Draco’s +got to do it. Now, Draco, and quickly.” + +Malfoy was showing less resolution than ever. He +looked terrified as he stared into Dumbledore ’s face, +which was even paler, and rather lower than usual, +as he had slid so far down the rampart wall. + +“He’s not long for this world anyway, if you ask me!” +said the lopsided man, to the accompaniment of his +sister’s wheezing giggles. “Look at him — what’s +happened to you, then, Dumby?” + +“Oh, weaker resistance, slower reflexes, Amycus,” +said Dumbledore. “Old age, in short ... One day, +perhaps, it will happen to you ... if you are lucky. ...” + +“What’s that mean, then, what’s that mean?” yelled +the Death Eater, suddenly violent. “Always the same, +weren’t yeh, Dumby, talking and doing nothing, +nothing. I don’t even know why the Dark Lord’s +bothering to kill yer! Come on, Draco, do it!” + +But at that moment there were renewed sounds of +scuffling from below and a voice shouted, “ They’ve +blocked the stairs — Reductol REDUCTOl” + +Harry’s heart leapt: So these four had not eliminated +all opposition, but merely broken through the fight to +the top of the tower, and, by the sound of it, created a +barrier behind them — + +“Now, Draco, quickly!” said the brutal-faced man +angrily. + +Page | 668 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Malfoy’s hand was shaking so badly that he could +barely aim. + +“I’ll do it,” snarled Fenrir, moving toward Dumbledore +with his hands outstretched, his teeth bared. + +“I said no!” shouted the brutal-faced man; there was a +flash of light and the werewolf was blasted out of the +way; he hit the ramparts and staggered, looking +furious. Harry’s heart was hammering so hard it +seemed impossible that nobody could hear him +standing there, imprisoned by Dumbledore ’s spell — +if he could only move, he could aim a curse from +under the cloak — + +“Draco, do it or stand aside so one of us — ” screeched +the woman, but at that precise moment, the door to +the ramparts burst open once more and there stood +Snape, his wand clutched in his hand as his black +eyes swept the scene, from Dumbledore slumped +against the wall, to the four Death Eaters, including +the enraged werewolf, and Malfoy. + +“We’ve got a problem, Snape,” said the lumpy +Amycus, whose eyes and wand were fixed alike upon +Dumbledore, “the boy doesn’t seem able — ” + +But somebody else had spoken Snape’s name, quite +softly. + +“Severus ...” + +The sound frightened Harry beyond anything he had +experienced all evening. For the first time, + +Dumbledore was pleading. + +Snape said nothing, but walked forward and pushed +Malfoy roughly out of the way. The three Death Eaters + + + +Page | 669 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +fell back without a word. Even the werewolf seemed +cowed. + +Snape gazed for a moment at Dumbledore, and there +was revulsion and hatred etched in the harsh lines of +his face. + +“Severus ... please ...” + +Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at +Dumbledore. + +“Avada KedavraV’ + +A jet of green light shot from the end of Snape’s wand +and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry’s +scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, +he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted +into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang +suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell +slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the +battlements and out of sight. + + + +Page | 670 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +FLIGHT OF THE PRINCE + +Harry felt as though he too were hurtling through +space; it had not happened. ...It could not have +happened. ... + +“Out of here, quickly,” said Snape. + +He seized Malfoy by the scruff of the neck and forced +him through the door ahead of the rest; Greyback and +the squat brother and sister followed, the latter both +panting excitedly. As they vanished through the door, +Harry realized he could move again. What was now +holding him paralyzed against the wall was not magic, +but horror and shock. He threw the Invisibility Cloak +aside as the brutal-faced Death Eater, last to leave +the tower top, was disappearing through the door. + +“Petrificus Totalusl” + +The Death Eater buckled as though hit in the back +with something solid and fell to the ground, rigid as a +waxwork, but he had barely hit the floor when Harry + + + +Page | 671 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +was clambering over him and running down the +darkened staircase. + +Terror tore at Harry’s heart. ... He had to get to +Dumbledore and he had to catch Snape. ... Somehow +the two things were linked. ... He could reverse what +had happened if he had them both together. . . . +Dumbledore could not have died. ... + +He leapt the last ten steps of the spiral staircase and +stopped where he landed, his wand raised: The dimly +lit corridor was full of dust; half the ceiling seemed to +have fallen in; and a battle was raging before him, but +even as he attempted to make out who was fighting +whom, he heard the hated voice shout, “It’s over, time +to go\” and saw Snape disappearing around the corner +at the far end of the corridor; he and Malfoy seemed +to have forced their way through the fight unscathed. +As Harry plunged after them, one of the fighters +detached themselves from the fray and flew at him: It +was the werewolf, Fenrir. He was on top of Harry +before Harry could raise his wand: Harry fell +backward, with filthy matted hair in his face, the +stench of sweat and blood filling his nose and mouth, +hot greedy breath at his throat — + +“Petrificus Totalusl” + +Harry felt Fenrir collapse against him; with a +stupendous effort he pushed the werewolf off and +onto the floor as a jet of green light came flying +toward him; he ducked and ran, headfirst, into the +fight. His feet met something squashy and slippery on +the floor and he stumbled: There were two bodies +lying there, lying facedown in a pool of blood, but +there was no time to investigate. Harry now saw red +hair flying like flames in front of him: Ginny was +locked in combat with the lumpy Death Eater, +Amycus, who was throwing hex after hex at her while +Page | 672 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +she dodged them: Amycus was giggling, enjoying the +sport: “Crucio — Crucio — you can’t dance forever, +pretty — ” + +“Impedimenta).” yelled Harry. + +His jinx hit Amycus in the chest: He gave a piglike +squeal of pain, was lifted off his feet and slammed +into the opposite wall, slid down it, and fell out of +sight behind Ron, Professor McGonagall, and Lupin, +each of whom was battling a separate Death Eater. +Beyond them, Harry saw Tonks fighting an enormous +blond wizard who was sending curses flying in all +directions, so that they ricocheted off the walls +around them, cracking stone, shattering the nearest +window — + +“Harry, where did you come from?” Ginny cried, but +there was no time to answer her. He put his head +down and sprinted forward, narrowly avoiding a blast +that erupted over his head, showering them all in bits +of wall. Snape must not escape, he must catch up +with Snape — + +“Take that\” shouted Professor McGonagall, and Harry +glimpsed the female Death Eater, Alecto, sprinting +away down the corridor with her arms over her head, +her brother right behind her. He launched himself +after them but his foot caught on something, and next +moment he was lying across someone’s legs. Looking +around, he saw Neville’s pale, round face flat against +the floor. + +“Neville, are you — ?” + +“M’all right,” muttered Neville, who was clutching his +stomach, “Harry ... Snape ’n’ Malfoy ... ran past ...” + + + +Page | 673 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know, I’m on it!” said Harry, aiming a hex from the +floor at the enormous blond Death Eater who was +causing most of the chaos. The man gave a howl of +pain as the spell hit him in the face: He wheeled +around, staggered, and then pounded away after the +brother and sister. Harry scrambled up from the floor +and began to sprint along the corridor, ignoring the +bangs issuing from behind him, the yells of the others +to come back, and the mute call of the figures on the +ground whose fate he did not yet know. ... + +He skidded around the corner, his trainers slippery +with blood; Snape had an immense head start. Was it +possible that he had already entered the cabinet in +the Room of Requirement, or had the Order made +steps to secure it, to prevent the Death Eaters +retreating that way? He could hear nothing but his +own pounding feet, his own hammering heart as he +sprinted along the next empty corridor, but then +spotted a bloody footprint that showed at least one of +the fleeing Death Eaters was heading toward the front +doors — perhaps the Room of Requirement was +indeed blocked — + +He skidded around another corner and a curse flew +past him; he dived behind a suit of armor that +exploded. He saw the brother and sister running +down the marble staircase ahead and aimed jinxes at +them, but merely hit several bewigged witches in a +portrait on the landing, who ran screeching into +neighboring paintings. As he leapt the wreckage of +armor, Harry heard more shouts and screams; other +people within the castle seemed to have awoken. ... + +He pelted toward a shortcut, hoping to overtake the +brother and sister and close in on Snape and Malfoy, +who must surely have reached the grounds by now. +Remembering to leap the vanishing step halfway +down the concealed staircase, he burst through a +Page | 674 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +tapestry at the bottom and out into a corridor where a +number of bewildered and pajama-clad Hufflepuffs +stood. + +“Harry! We heard a noise, and someone said +something about the Dark Mark — ” began Ernie +Macmillan. + +“Out of the way!” yelled Harry, knocking two boys +aside as he sprinted toward the landing and down the +remainder of the marble staircase. The oak front +doors had been blasted open, there were smears of +blood on the flagstones, and several terrified students +stood huddled against the walls, one or two still +cowering with their arms over their faces. The giant +Gryffindor hourglass had been hit by a curse, and the +rubies within were still falling, with a loud rattle, onto +the flagstones below. + +Harry flew across the entrance hall and out into the +dark grounds: He could just make out three figures +racing across the lawn, heading for the gates beyond +which they could Disapparate — by the looks of them, +the huge blond Death Eater and, some way ahead of +him, Snape and Malfoy ... + +The cold night air ripped at Harry’s lungs as he tore +after them; he saw a flash of light in the distance that +momentarily silhouetted his quarry. He did not know +what it was but continued to run, not yet near +enough to get a good aim with a curse — + +Another flash, shouts, retaliatory jets of light, and +Harry understood: Hagrid had emerged from his +cabin and was trying to stop the Death Eaters +escaping, and though every breath seemed to shred +his lungs and the stitch in his chest was like fire, +Harry sped up as an unbidden voice in his head said: +not Hagrid . . . not Hagrid too . . . + +Page | 675 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Something caught Harry hard in the small of the back +and he fell forward, his face smacking the ground, +blood pouring out of both nostrils: He knew, even as +he rolled over, his wand ready, that the brother and +sister he had overtaken using his shortcut were +closing in behind him. ... + +“Impedimenta).” he yelled as he rolled over again, +crouching close to the dark ground, and miraculously +his jinx hit one of them, who stumbled and fell, +tripping up the other; Harry leapt to his feet and +sprinted on after Snape. + +And now he saw the vast outline of Hagrid, +illuminated by the light of the crescent moon revealed +suddenly behind clouds; the blond Death Eater was +aiming curse after curse at the gamekeeper; but +Hagrid’s immense strength and the toughened skin +he had inherited from his giantess mother seemed to +be protecting him. Snape and Malfoy, however, were +still running; they would soon be beyond the gates, +able to Disapparate — + +Harry tore past Hagrid and his opponent, took aim at +Snape’s back, and yelled, “Stupefy\” + +He missed; the jet of red light soared past Snape’s +head; Snape shouted, “Run, Draco\” and turned. +Twenty yards apart, he and Harry looked at each +other before raising their wands simultaneously. + +“Cruc — ” + +But Snape parried the curse, knocking Harry +backward off his feet before he could complete it; +Harry rolled over and scrambled back up again as the +huge Death Eater behind him yelled, “Incendiol” Harry +heard an explosive bang and a dancing orange light +spilled over all of them: Hagrid’s house was on fire. +Page | 676 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fang’s in there, yer evil — !” Hagrid bellowed. + +“Cruc — ” yelled Harry for the second time, aiming for +the figure ahead illuminated in the dancing firelight, +but Snape blocked the spell again. Harry could see +him sneering. + +“No Unforgivable Curses from you, Potter!” he +shouted over the rushing of the flames, Hagrid’s yells, +and the wild yelping of the trapped Fang. “You haven’t +got the nerve or the ability — ” + +“Incarc — ” Harry roared, but Snape deflected the spell +with an almost lazy flick of his arm. + +“Fight back!” Harry screamed at him. “Fight back, you +cowardly — ” + +“Coward, did you call me, Potter?” shouted Snape. +“Your father would never attack me unless it was four +on one, what would you call him, I wonder?” + +“ Stupe — ” + +“Blocked again and again and again until you learn to +keep your mouth shut and your mind closed, Potter!” +sneered Snape, deflecting the curse once more. “Now +come!” he shouted at the huge Death Eater behind +Harry. “It is time to be gone, before the Ministry turns +up — ” + + + +“Impedi — ” + +But before he could finish this jinx, excruciating pain +hit Harry; he keeled over in the grass. Someone was +screaming, he would surely die of this agony, Snape +was going to torture him to death or madness — + + + +Page | 677 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No!” roared Snape’s voice and the pain stopped as +suddenly as it had started; Harry lay curled on the +dark grass, clutching his wand and panting; +somewhere overhead Snape was shouting, “Have you +forgotten our orders? Potter belongs to the Dark Lord +— we are to leave him! Go! Go!” + +And Harry felt the ground shudder under his face as +the brother and sister and the enormous Death Eater +obeyed, running toward the gates. Harry uttered an +inarticulate yell of rage: In that instant, he cared not +whether he lived or died. Pushing himself to his feet +again, he staggered blindly toward Snape, the man he +now hated as much as he hated Voldemort himself — + +“Sectum — !” + +Snape flicked his wand and the curse was repelled yet +again; but Harry was mere feet away now and he +could see Snape’s face clearly at last: He was no +longer sneering or jeering; the blazing flames showed +a face full of rage. Mustering all his powers of +concentration, Harry thought, Levi — + +“No, Potter!” screamed Snape. There was a loud BANG +and Harry was soaring backward, hitting the ground +hard again, and this time his wand flew out of his +hand. He could hear Hagrid yelling and Fang howling +as Snape closed in and looked down on him where he +lay, wandless and defenseless as Dumbledore had +been. Snape’s pale face, illuminated by the flaming +cabin, was suffused with hatred just as it had been +before he had cursed Dumbledore. + +“You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? It +was I who invented them — I, the Half-Blood Prince! +And you’d turn my inventions on me, like your filthy +father, would you? I don’t think so ... no!” + + + +Page | 678 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had dived for his wand; Snape shot a hex at it +and it flew feet away into the darkness and out of +sight. + +“Kill me then,” panted Harry, who felt no fear at all, +but only rage and contempt. “Kill me like you killed +him, you coward — ” + +“DONT — ” screamed Snape, and his face was +suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in +as much pain as the yelping, howling dog stuck in the +burning house behind them — “CALL ME COWARD!” + +And he slashed at the air: Harry felt a white-hot, +whiplike something hit him across the face and was +slammed backward into the ground. Spots of light +burst in front of his eyes and for a moment all the +breath seemed to have gone from his body, then he +heard a rush of wings above him and something +enormous obscured the stars. Buckbeak had flown at +Snape, who staggered backward as the razor-sharp +claws slashed at him. As Harry raised himself into a +sitting position, his head still swimming from its last +contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as +hard as he could, the enormous beast flapping behind +him and screeching as Harry had never heard him +screech — + +Harry struggled to his feet, looking around groggily for +his wand, hoping to give chase again, but even as his +fingers fumbled in the grass, discarding twigs, he +knew it would be too late, and sure enough, by the +time he had located his wand, he turned only to see +the hippogriff circling the gates. Snape had managed +to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries. + +“Hagrid,” muttered Harry, still dazed, looking around. +“HAGRID?” + + + +Page | 679 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He stumbled toward the burning house as an +enormous figure emerged from out of the flames +carrying Fang on his back. With a cry of +thankfulness, Harry sank to his knees; he was +shaking in every limb, his body ached all over, and +his breath came in painful stabs. + +“Yeh all righ’, Harry? Yeh all righ’? Speak ter me, +Harry. ...” + +Hagrid’s huge, hairy face was swimming above Harry, +blocking out the stars. Harry could smell burnt wood +and dog hair; he put out a hand and felt Fang’s +reassuringly warm and alive body quivering beside +him. + +“I’m all right,” panted Harry. “Are you?” + +“ ’Course I am ... take more’n that ter finish me.” + +Hagrid put his hands under Harry’s arms and raised +him up with such force that Harry’s feet momentarily +left the ground before Hagrid set him upright again. + +He could see blood trickling down Hagrid’s cheek +from a deep cut under one eye, which was swelling +rapidly. + +“We should put out your house,” said Harry, “the +charm’s ‘Aguamenti’ ...” + +“Knew it was summat like that,” mumbled Hagrid, +and he raised a smoldering pink, flowery umbrella +and said, “Aguamenti\” + +A jet of water flew out of the umbrella tip. Harry +raised his wand arm, which felt like lead, and +murmured “Aguamenti’ too: Together, he and Hagrid +poured water on the house until the last flame was +extinguished. + +Page | 680 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“S’not too bad,” said Hagrid hopefully a few minutes +later, looking at the smoking wreck. “Nothin’ +Dumbledore won’ be able to put righ’ ...” + +Harry felt a searing pain in his stomach at the sound +of the name. In the silence and the stillness, horror +rose inside him. + +“Hagrid ...” + +“I was bindin’ up a couple o’ bowtruckle legs when I +heard ’em cornin’,” said Hagrid sadly, still staring at +his wrecked cabin. “They’ll’ve bin burnt ter twigs, +poor little things. ...” + +“Hagrid ...” + +“But what happened, Harry? I jus’ saw them Death +Eaters runnin’ down from the castle, but what the +ruddy hell was Snape doin’ with ’em? Where’s he gone +— was he chasin’ them?” + +“He ...” Harry cleared his throat; it was dry from panic +and the smoke. “Hagrid, he killed ...” + +“Killed?” said Hagrid loudly, staring down at Harry. +“Snape killed? What’re yeh on abou’, Harry?” + +“Dumbledore,” said Harry. “Snape killed ... +Dumbledore.” + +Hagrid simply looked at him, the little of his face that +could be seen completely blank, uncomprehending. + +“Dumbledore wha’, Harry?” + +“He’s dead. Snape killed him. ...” + + + +Page | 681 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’ say that,” said Hagrid roughly. “Snape kill +Dumbledore — don’ be stupid, Harry. Wha’s made +yeh say tha’?” + +“I saw it happen.” + +“Yeh couldn’ have.” + +“I saw it, Hagrid.” + +Hagrid shook his head; his expression was +disbelieving but sympathetic, and Harry knew that +Hagrid thought he had sustained a blow to the head, +that he was confused, perhaps by the aftereffects of a +jinx. ... + +“What musta happened was, Dumbledore musta told +Snape ter go with them Death Eaters,” Hagrid said +confidently. “I suppose he’s gotta keep his cover. + +Look, let’s get yeh back up ter the school. Come on, +Harry. ...” + +Harry did not attempt to argue or explain. He was still +shaking uncontrollably. Hagrid would find out soon +enough, too soon. ... As they directed their steps back +toward the castle, Harry saw that many of its +windows were lit now. He could imagine, clearly, the +scenes inside as people moved from room to room, +telling each other that Death Eaters had got in, that +the Mark was shining over Hogwarts, that somebody +must have been killed. ... + +The oak front doors stood open ahead of them, light +flooding out onto the drive and the lawn. Slowly, +uncertainly, dressing-gowned people were creeping +down the steps, looking around nervously for some +sign of the Death Eaters who had fled into the night. +Harry’s eyes, however, were fixed upon the ground at +the foot of the tallest tower. He imagined that he +Page | 682 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could see a black, huddled mass lying in the grass +there, though he was really too far away to see +anything of the sort. Even as he stared wordlessly at +the place where he thought Dumbledore ’s body must +lie, however, he saw people beginning to move toward +it. + +“What’re they all lookin’ at?” said Hagrid, as he and +Harry approached the castle front, Fang keeping as +close as he could to their ankles. “Wha’s tha’, lyin’ on +the grass?” Hagrid added sharply, heading now +toward the foot of the Astronomy Tower, where a +small crowd was congregating. “See it, Harry? Righ’ at +the foot o’ the tower? Under where the Mark ... Blimey +... yeh don’ think someone got thrown — ?” + +Hagrid fell silent, the thought apparently too horrible +to express aloud. Harry walked alongside him, feeling +the aches and pains in his face and his legs where the +various hexes of the last half hour had hit him, +though in an oddly detached way, as though +somebody near him was suffering them. What was +real and inescapable was the awful pressing feeling in +his chest. ... + +He and Hagrid moved, dreamlike, through the +murmuring crowd to the very front, where the +dumbstruck students and teachers had left a gap. + +Harry heard Hagrid ’s moan of pain and shock, but he +did not stop; he walked slowly forward until he +reached the place where Dumbledore lay and +crouched down beside him. He had known there was +no hope from the moment that the full Body-Bind +Curse Dumbledore had placed upon him lifted, +known that it could have happened only because its +caster was dead, but there was still no preparation for +seeing him here, spread-eagled, broken: the greatest +wizard Harry had ever, or would ever, meet. + +Page | 683 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore’s eyes were closed; but for the strange +angle of his arms and legs, he might have been +sleeping. Harry reached out, straightened the half- +moon spectacles upon the crooked nose, and wiped a +trickle of blood from the mouth with his own sleeve. +Then he gazed down at the wise old face and tried to +absorb the enormous and incomprehensible truth: +that never again would Dumbledore speak to him, +never again could he help. ... + +The crowd murmured behind Harry. After what +seemed like a long time, he became aware that he was +kneeling upon something hard and looked down. + +The locket they had managed to steal so many hours +before had fallen out of Dumbledore’s pocket. It had +opened, perhaps due to the force with which it hit the +ground. And although he could not feel more shock or +horror or sadness than he felt already, Harry knew, +as he picked it up, that there was something wrong. + + + +He turned the locket over in his hands. This was +neither as large as the locket he remembered seeing +in the Pensieve, nor were there any markings upon it, +no sign of the ornate S that was supposed to be +Slytherin’s mark. Moreover, there was nothing inside +but for a scrap of folded parchment wedged tightly +into the place where a portrait should have been. + +Automatically, without really thinking about what he +was doing, Harry pulled out the fragment of +parchment, opened it, and read by the light of the +many wands that had now been lit behind him: + +To the Dark Lord + +I know I will be dead long before you read this + + + +Page | 684 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +but I want you to know that it was I who discovered +your secret + +I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it +as soon as I can. + +I face death in the hope that when you meet your +match, + +you will be mortal once more. + +R.A.B. + +Harry neither knew nor cared what the message +meant. Only one thing mattered: This was not a +Horcrux. Dumbledore had weakened himself by +drinking that terrible potion for nothing. Harry +crumpled the parchment in his hand, and his eyes +burned with tears as behind him Fang began to howl. + + + +Page | 685 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +z? + + + + +THE PHOENIX LAMENT + +“C’mere, Harry ...” + +“No.” + +“Yeh can’ stay here, Harry. ... Come on, now. ...” + +“No.” + +He did not want to leave Dumbledore’s side, he did +not want to move anywhere. Hagrid’s hand on his +shoulder was trembling. Then another voice said, +“Harry, come on.” + +A much smaller and warmer hand had enclosed his +and was pulling him upward. He obeyed its pressure +without really thinking about it. Only as he walked +blindly back through the crowd did he realize, from a +trace of flowery scent on the air, that it was Ginny +who was leading him back into the castle. +Incomprehensible voices battered him, sobs and +shouts and wails stabbed the night, but Harry and +Ginny walked on, back up the steps into the entrance +Page | 686 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +hall. Faces swam on the edges of Harry’s vision, +people were peering at him, whispering, wondering, +and Gryffindor rubies glistened on the floor like drops +of blood as they made their way toward the marble +staircase. + +“We’re going to the hospital wing,” said Ginny. + +“I’m not hurt,” said Harry. + +“It’s McGonagall’s orders,” said Ginny. “Everyone’s up +there, Ron and Hermione and Lupin and everyone — ” + +Fear stirred in Harry’s chest again: He had forgotten +the inert figures he had left behind. + +“Ginny, who else is dead?” + +“Don’t worry, none of us.” + +“But the Dark Mark — Malfoy said he stepped over a +body — ” + +“He stepped over Bill, but it’s all right, he’s alive.” + +There was something in her voice, however, that +Harry knew boded ill. + +“Are you sure?” + +“Of course I’m sure ... he’s a — a bit of a mess, that’s +all. Greyback attacked him. Madam Pomfrey says he +won’t — won’t look the same anymore. ...” + +Ginny ’s voice trembled a little. + +“We don’t really know what the aftereffects will be — I +mean, Greyback being a werewolf, but not +transformed at the time.” + +Page | 687 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But the others . . . There were other bodies on the +ground. ...” + +“Neville and Professor Flitwick are both hurt, but +Madam Pomfrey says they’ll be all right. And a Death +Eater’s dead, he got hit by a Killing Curse that huge +blond one was firing off everywhere — Harry, if we +hadn’t had your Felix potion, I think we’d all have +been killed, but everything seemed to just miss us — ” + +They had reached the hospital wing. Pushing open +the doors, Harry saw Neville lying, apparently asleep, +in a bed near the door. Ron, Hermione, Luna, Tonks, +and Lupin were gathered around another bed near +the far end of the ward. At the sound of the doors +opening, they all looked up. Hermione ran to Harry +and hugged him; Lupin moved forward too, looking +anxious. + +“Are you all right, Harry?” + +“I’m fine. ... How’s Bill?” + +Nobody answered. Harry looked over Hermione’s +shoulder and saw an unrecognizable face lying on +Bill’s pillow, so badly slashed and ripped that he +looked grotesque. Madam Pomfrey was dabbing at his +wounds with some harsh-smelling green ointment. +Harry remembered how Snape had mended Malfoy’s +Sectumsempra wounds so easily with his wand. + +“Can’t you fix them with a charm or something?” he +asked the matron. + +“No charm will work on these,” said Madam Pomfrey. +“I’ve tried everything I know, but there is no cure for +werewolf bites.” + + + +Page | 688 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But he wasn’t bitten at the full moon,” said Ron, who +was gazing down into his brother’s face as though he +could somehow force him to mend just by staring. +“Greyback hadn’t transformed, so surely Bill won’t be +a — a real — ?” + +He looked uncertainly at Lupin. + +“No, I don’t think that Bill will be a true werewolf,” +said Lupin, “but that does not mean that there won’t +be some contamination. Those are cursed wounds. +They are unlikely ever to heal fully, and — and Bill +might have some wolfish characteristics from now +on.” + +“Dumbledore might know something that’d work, +though,” Ron said. “Where is he? Bill fought those +maniacs on Dumbledore’s orders, Dumbledore owes +him, he can’t leave him in this state — ” + +“Ron — Dumbledore’s dead,” said Ginny. + +“No!” Lupin looked wildly from Ginny to Harry, as +though hoping the latter might contradict her, but +when Harry did not, Lupin collapsed into a chair +beside Bill’s bed, his hands over his face. Harry had +never seen Lupin lose control before; he felt as though +he was intruding upon something private, indecent. + +He turned away and caught Ron’s eye instead, +exchanging in silence a look that confirmed what +Ginny had said. + +“How did he die?” whispered Tonks. “How did it +happen?” + +“Snape killed him,” said Harry. “I was there, I saw it. +We arrived back on the Astronomy Tower because +that’s where the Mark was. ... Dumbledore was ill, he +was weak, but I think he realized it was a trap when + +Page | 689 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +we heard footsteps running up the stairs. He +immobilized me, I couldn’t do anything, I was under +the Invisibility Cloak — and then Malfoy came +through the door and disarmed him — ” + +Hermione clapped her hands to her mouth and Ron +groaned. Luna’s mouth trembled. + +“ — more Death Eaters arrived — and then Snape — +and Snape did it. The Avada Kedavra.” Harry couldn’t +go on. + +Madam Pomfrey burst into tears. Nobody paid her +any attention except Ginny, who whispered, “Shh! +Listen!” + +Gulping, Madam Pomfrey pressed her fingers to her +mouth, her eyes wide. Somewhere out in the +darkness, a phoenix was singing in a way Harry had +never heard before: a stricken lament of terrible +beauty. And Harry felt, as he had felt about phoenix +song before, that the music was inside him, not +without: It was his own grief turned magically to song +that echoed across the grounds and through the +castle windows. + +How long they all stood there, listening, he did not +know, nor why it seemed to ease their pain a little to +listen to the sound of their mourning, but it felt like a +long time later that the hospital door opened again +and Professor McGonagall entered the ward. Like all +the rest, she bore marks of the recent battle: There +were grazes on her face and her robes were ripped. + +“Molly and Arthur are on their way,” she said, and the +spell of the music was broken: Everyone roused +themselves as though coming out of trances, turning +again to look at Bill, or else to rub their own eyes, +shake their heads. “Harry, what happened? According +Page | 690 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to Hagrid you were with Professor Dumbledore when +he — when it happened. He says Professor Snape was +involved in some — ” + +“Snape killed Dumbledore,” said Harry. + +She stared at him for a moment, then swayed +alarmingly; Madam Pomfrey, who seemed to have +pulled herself together, ran forward, conjuring a chair +from thin air, which she pushed under McGonagall. + +“Snape,” repeated McGonagall faintly, falling into the +chair. “We all wondered ... but he trusted ... always ... +Snape ... I can’t believe it. ...” + +“Snape was a highly accomplished Occlumens,” said +Lupin, his voice uncharacteristically harsh. “We +always knew that.” + +“But Dumbledore swore he was on our side!” +whispered Tonks. “I always thought Dumbledore +must know something about Snape that we didn’t. ...” + +“He always hinted that he had an ironclad reason for +trusting Snape,” muttered Professor McGonagall, now +dabbing at the corners of her leaking eyes with a +tartan- edged handkerchief. “I mean ... with Snape ’s +history ... of course people were bound to wonder . . . +but Dumbledore told me explicitly that Snape ’s +repentance was absolutely genuine. ... Wouldn’t hear +a word against him!” + +“I’d love to know what Snape told him to convince +him,” said Tonks. + +“I know,” said Harry, and they all turned to look at +him. “Snape passed Voldemort the information that +made Voldemort hunt down my mum and dad. Then +Snape told Dumbledore he hadn’t realized what he + +Page | 691 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was doing, he was really sorry he’d done it, sorry that +they were dead.” + +They all stared at him. + +“And Dumbledore believed that?” said Lupin +incredulously. “Dumbledore believed Snape was sorry +James was dead? Snape hated James. ...” + +“And he didn’t think my mother was worth a damn +either,” said Harry, “because she was Muggle-born. ... +‘Mudblood,’ he called her. ...” + +Nobody asked how Harry knew this. All of them +seemed to be lost in horrified shock, trying to digest +the monstrous truth of what had happened. + +“This is all my fault,” said Professor McGonagall +suddenly. She looked disoriented, twisting her wet +handkerchief in her hands. “My fault. I sent Filius to +fetch Snape tonight, I actually sent for him to come +and help us! If I hadn’t alerted Snape to what was +going on, he might never have joined forces with the +Death Eaters. I don’t think he knew they were there +before Filius told him, I don’t think he knew they were +coming.” + +“It isn’t your fault, Minerva,” said Lupin firmly. “We +all wanted more help, we were glad to think Snape +was on his way. ...” + +“So when he arrived at the fight, he joined in on the +Death Eaters’ side?” asked Harry, who wanted every +detail of Snape ’s duplicity and infamy, feverishly +collecting more reasons to hate him, to swear +vengeance. + +“I don’t know exactly how it happened,” said Professor +McGonagall distractedly. “It’s all so confusing. ... + +Page | 692 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore had told us that he would be leaving the +school for a few hours and that we were to patrol the +corridors just in case ... Remus, Bill, and +Nymphadora were to join us ... and so we patrolled. + +All seemed quiet. Every secret passageway out of the +school was covered. We knew nobody could fly in. +There were powerful enchantments on every entrance +into the castle. I still don’t know how the Death +Eaters can possibly have entered. ...” + +“I do,” said Harry, and he explained, briefly, about the +pair of Vanishing Cabinets and the magical pathway +they formed. “So they got in through the Room of +Requirement.” + +Almost against his will he glanced from Ron to +Hermione, both of whom looked devastated. + +“I messed up, Harry,” said Ron bleakly. “We did like +you told us: We checked the Marauder’s Map and we +couldn’t see Malfoy on it, so we thought he must be in +the Room of Requirement, so me, Ginny, and Neville +went to keep watch on it ... but Malfoy got past us.” + +“He came out of the room about an hour after we +started keeping watch,” said Ginny. “He was on his +own, clutching that awful shriveled arm — ” + +“His Hand of Glory,” said Ron. “Gives light only to the +holder, remember?” + +“Anyway,” Ginny went on, “he must have been +checking whether the coast was clear to let the Death +Eaters out, because the moment he saw us he threw +something into the air and it all went pitch-black — ” + +“ — Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder,” said Ron +bitterly. “Fred and George’s. I’m going to be having a + + + +Page | 693 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +word with them about who they let buy their +products.” + +“We tried everything, Lumos, Incendio,” said Ginny. +“Nothing would penetrate the darkness; all we could +do was grope our way out of the corridor again, and +meanwhile we could hear people rushing past us. +Obviously Malfoy could see because of that hand +thing and was guiding them, but we didn’t dare use +any curses or anything in case we hit each other, and +by the time we’d reached a corridor that was light, +they’d gone.” + +“Luckily,” said Lupin hoarsely, “Ron, Ginny, and +Neville ran into us almost immediately and told us +what had happened. We found the Death Eaters +minutes later, heading in the direction of the +Astronomy Tower. Malfoy obviously hadn’t expected +more people to be on the watch; he seemed to have +exhausted his supply of Darkness Powder, at any +rate. A fight broke out, they scattered and we gave +chase. One of them, Gibbon, broke away and headed +up the tower stairs — ” + +“To set off the Mark?” asked Harry. + +“He must have done, yes, they must have arranged +that before they left the Room of Requirement,” said +Lupin. “But I don’t think Gibbon liked the idea of +waiting up there alone for Dumbledore, because he +came running back downstairs to rejoin the fight and +was hit by a Killing Curse that just missed me.” + +“So if Ron was watching the Room of Requirement +with Ginny and Neville,” said Harry, turning to +Hermione, “were you — ?” + +“Outside Snape’s office, yes,” whispered Hermione, +her eyes sparkling with tears, “with Luna. We hung + +Page | 694 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around for ages outside it and nothing happened. ... +We didn’t know what was going on upstairs, Ron had +taken the map. ... It was nearly midnight when +Professor Flitwick came sprinting down into the +dungeons. He was shouting about Death Eaters in +the castle, I don’t think he really registered that Luna +and I were there at all, he just burst his way into +Snape’s office and we heard him saying that Snape +had to go back with him and help and then we heard +a loud thump and Snape came hurtling out of his +room and he saw us and — and — ” + +“What?” Harry urged her. + +“I was so stupid, Harry!” said Hermione in a high- +pitched whisper. “He said Professor Flitwick had +collapsed and that we should go and take care of him +while he — while he went to help fight the Death +Eaters — ” She covered her face in shame and +continued to talk into her fingers, so that her voice +was muffled. “We went into his office to see if we +could help Professor Flitwick and found him +unconscious on the floor ... and oh, it’s so obvious +now, Snape must have Stupefied Flitwick, but we +didn’t realize, Harry, we didn’t realize, we just let +Snape go!” + +“It’s not your fault,” said Lupin firmly. “Hermione, +had you not obeyed Snape and got out of the way, he +probably would have killed you and Luna.” + +“So then he came upstairs,” said Harry, who was +watching Snape running up the marble staircase in +his mind’s eye, his black robes billowing behind him +as ever, pulling his wand from under his cloak as he +ascended, “and he found the place where you were all +fighting. ...” + + + +Page | 695 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We were in trouble, we were losing,” said Tonks in a +low voice. “Gibbon was down, but the rest of the +Death Eaters seemed ready to fight to the death. +Neville had been hurt, Bill had been savaged by +Greyback ... It was all dark . . . curses flying +everywhere ... The Malfoy boy had vanished, he must +have slipped past, up the stairs ... then more of them +ran after him, but one of them blocked the stair +behind them with some kind of curse. ... Neville ran +at it and got thrown up into the air — ” + +“None of us could break through,” said Ron, “and that +massive Death Eater was still firing off jinxes all over +the place, they were bouncing off the walls and barely +missing us. ...” + +“And then Snape was there,” said Tonks, “and then +he wasn’t — ” + +“I saw him running toward us, but that huge Death +Eater’s jinx just missed me right afterward and I +ducked and lost track of things,” said Ginny. + +“I saw him run straight through the cursed barrier as +though it wasn’t there,” said Lupin. “I tried to follow +him, but was thrown back just like Neville. ...” + +“He must have known a spell we didn’t,” whispered +McGonagall. “After all — he was the Defense Against +the Dark Arts teacher. ... I just assumed that he was +in a hurry to chase after the Death Eaters who’d +escaped up to the tower. ...” + +“He was,” said Harry savagely, “but to help them, not +to stop them ... and I’ll bet you had to have a Dark +Mark to get through that barrier — so what happened +when he came back down?” + + + +Page | 696 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, the big Death Eater had just fired off a hex that +caused half the ceiling to fall in, and also broke the +curse blocking the stairs,” said Lupin. “We all ran +forward — those of us who were still standing anyway +— and then Snape and the boy emerged out of the +dust — obviously, none of us attacked them — ” + +“We just let them pass,” said Tonks in a hollow voice. +“We thought they were being chased by the Death +Eaters — and next thing, the other Death Eaters and +Greyback were back and we were fighting again — I +thought I heard Snape shout something, but I don’t +know what — ” + +“He shouted, ‘It’s over,’ ” said Harry. “He’d done what +he’d meant to do.” + +They all fell silent. Fawkes’s lament was still echoing +over the dark grounds outside. As the music +reverberated upon the air, unbidden, unwelcome +thoughts slunk into Harry’s mind. ... Had they taken +Dumbledore’s body from the foot of the tower yet? +What would happen to it next? Where would it rest? +He clenched his fists tightly in his pockets. He could +feel the small cold lump of the fake Horcrux against +the knuckles of his right hand. + +The doors of the hospital wing burst open, making +them all jump: Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were striding up +the ward, Fleur just behind them, her beautiful face +terrified. + +“Molly — Arthur — ” said Professor McGonagall, +jumping up and hurrying to greet them. “I am so +sorry — ” + +“Bill,” whispered Mrs. Weasley, darting past Professor +McGonagall as she caught sight of Bill’s mangled face. +“Oh, Bill'.” + +Page | 697 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lupin and Tonks had got up hastily and retreated so +that Mr. and Mrs. Weasley could get nearer to the +bed. Mrs. Weasley bent over her son and pressed her +lips to his bloody forehead. + +“You said Greyback attacked him?” Mr. Weasley +asked Professor McGonagall distractedly. “But he +hadn’t transformed? So what does that mean? What +will happen to Bill?” + +“We don’t yet know,” said Professor McGonagall, +looking helplessly at Lupin. + +“There will probably be some contamination, Arthur,” +said Lupin. “It is an odd case, possibly unique. ... We +don’t know what his behavior might be like when he +awakens. ...” + +Mrs. Weasley took the nasty-smelling ointment from +Madam Pomfrey and began dabbing at Bill’s wounds. + +“And Dumbledore ...” said Mr. Weasley. “Minerva, is it +true ... Is he really ... ?” + +As Professor McGonagall nodded, Harry felt Ginny +move beside him and looked at her. Her slightly +narrowed eyes were fixed upon Fleur, who was gazing +down at Bill with a frozen expression on her face. + +“Dumbledore gone,” whispered Mr. Weasley, but Mrs. +Weasley had eyes only for her eldest son; she began +to sob, tears falling onto Bill’s mutilated face. + +“Of course, it doesn’t matter how he looks. ... It’s not +r-really important . . . but he was a very handsome +little b-boy . . . always very handsome . . . and he was g- +going to be married!” + + + +Page | 698 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what do you mean by zat?” said Fleur suddenly +and loudly. “What do you mean, ‘’e was going to be +married?’ ” + +Mrs. Weasley raised her tear-stained face, looking +startled. “Well — only that — ” + +“You theenk Bill will not wish to marry me anymore?” +demanded Fleur. “You theenk, because of these bites, +he will not love me?” + +“No, that’s not what I — ” + +“Because ’e will!” said Fleur, drawing herself up to her +full height and throwing back her long mane of silver +hair. “It would take more zan a werewolf to stop Bill +loving me!” + +“Well, yes, I’m sure,” said Mrs. Weasley, “but I +thought perhaps — given how — how he — ” + +“You thought I would not weesh to marry him? Or +per’aps, you hoped?” said Fleur, her nostrils flaring. +“What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking +enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show +is zat my husband is brave! And I shall do zat!” she +added fiercely, pushing Mrs. Weasley aside and +snatching the ointment from her. + +Mrs. Weasley fell back against her husband and +watched Fleur mopping up Bill’s wounds with a most +curious expression upon her face. Nobody said +anything; Harry did not dare move. Like everybody +else, he was waiting for the explosion. + +“Our Great-Auntie Muriel,” said Mrs. Weasley after a +long pause, “has a very beautiful tiara — goblin-made +— which I am sure I could persuade her to lend you + + + +Page | 699 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +for the wedding. She is very fond of Bill, you know, +and it would look lovely with your hair.” + + + +“Thank you,” said Fleur stiffly. “I am sure zat will be +lovely.” + +And then, Harry did not quite see how it happened, +both women were crying and hugging each other. +Completely bewildered, wondering whether the world +had gone mad, he turned around: Ron looked as +stunned as he felt and Ginny and Hermione were +exchanging startled looks. + +“You see!” said a strained voice. Tonks was glaring at +Lupin. “She still wants to marry him, even though +he’s been bitten! She doesn’t care!” + +“It’s different,” said Lupin, barely moving his lips and +looking suddenly tense. “Bill will not be a full +werewolf. The cases are completely — ” + +“But I don’t care either, I don’t care!” said Tonks, +seizing the front of Lupin’s robes and shaking them. +“I’ve told you a million times. ...” + +And the meaning of Tonks’s Patronus and her mouse- +colored hair, and the reason she had come running to +find Dumbledore when she had heard a rumor +someone had been attacked by Greyback, all +suddenly became clear to Harry; it had not been +Sirius that Tonks had fallen in love with after all. + +“And I’ve told you a million times,” said Lupin, +refusing to meet her eyes, staring at the floor, “that I +am too old for you, too poor ... too dangerous. ...” + +“I’ve said all along you’re taking a ridiculous line on +this, Remus,” said Mrs. Weasley over Fleur’s shoulder +as she patted her on the back. + +Page | 700 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I am not being ridiculous,” said Lupin steadily. +“Tonks deserves somebody young and whole.” + +“But she wants you,” said Mr. Weasley, with a small +smile. “And after all, Remus, young and whole men do +not necessarily remain so.” + +He gestured sadly at his son, lying between them. + +“This is ... not the moment to discuss it,” said Lupin, +avoiding everybody’s eyes as he looked around +distractedly. “Dumbledore is dead. ...” + +“Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody +to think that there was a little more love in the world,” +said Professor McGonagall curtly, just as the hospital +doors opened again and Hagrid walked in. + +The little of his face that was not obscured by hair or +beard was soaking and swollen; he was shaking with +tears, a vast, spotted handkerchief in his hand. + +“I’ve ... I’ve done it, Professor,” he choked. “M-moved +him. Professor Sprout’s got the kids back in bed. +Professor Flitwick’s lyin’ down, but he says he’ll be all +righ’ in a jiffy, an’ Professor Slughorn says the +Ministry’s bin informed.” + +“Thank you, Hagrid,” said Professor McGonagall, +standing up at once and turning to look at the group +around Bill’s bed. “I shall have to see the Ministry +when they get here. Hagrid, please tell the Heads of +Houses — Slughorn can represent Slytherin — that I +want to see them in my office forthwith. I would like +you to join us too.” + +As Hagrid nodded, turned, and shuffled out of the +room again, she looked down at Harry. “Before I meet + + + +Page | 701 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +them I would like a quick word with you, Harry. If +you’ll come with me. ...” + +Harry stood up, murmured “See you in a bit” to Ron, +Hermione, and Ginny, and followed Professor +McGonagall back down the ward. The corridors +outside were deserted and the only sound was the +distant phoenix song. It was several minutes before +Harry became aware that they were not heading for +Professor McGonagall’s office, but for Dumbledore’s, +and another few seconds before he realized that of +course, she had been deputy headmistress. ... +Apparently she was now headmistress ... so the room +behind the gargoyle was now hers. + +In silence they ascended the moving spiral staircase +and entered the circular office. He did not know what +he had expected: that the room would be draped in +black, perhaps, or even that Dumbledore’s body +might be lying there. In fact, it looked almost exactly +as it had done when he and Dumbledore had left it +mere hours previously: the silver instruments +whirring and puffing on their spindle-legged tables, +Gryffindor’s sword in its glass case gleaming in the +moonlight, the Sorting Hat on a shelf behind the +desk. But Fawkes’s perch stood empty, he was still +crying his lament to the grounds. And a new portrait +had joined the ranks of the dead headmasters and +headmistresses of Hogwarts: Dumbledore was +slumbering in a golden frame over the desk, his half- +moon spectacles perched upon his crooked nose, +looking peaceful and untroubled. + +After glancing once at this portrait, Professor +McGonagall made an odd movement as though +steeling herself, then rounded the desk to look at +Harry, her face taut and lined. + + + +Page | 702 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry,” she said, “I would like to know what you and +Professor Dumbledore were doing this evening when +you left the school.” + +“I can’t tell you that, Professor,” said Harry. He had +expected the question and had his answer ready. It +had been here, in this very room, that Dumbledore +had told him that he was to confide the contents of +their lessons to nobody but Ron and Hermione. + +“Harry, it might be important,” said Professor +McGonagall. + +“It is,” said Harry, “very, but he didn’t want me to tell +anyone.” + +Professor McGonagall glared at him. “Potter” — Harry +registered the renewed use of his surname — “in the +light of Professor Dumbledore’s death, I think you +must see that the situation has changed somewhat — + + + +“I don’t think so,” said Harry, shrugging. “Professor +Dumbledore never told me to stop following his orders +if he died.” + +“But — ” + +“There’s one thing you should know before the +Ministry gets here, though. Madam Rosmerta’s under +the Imperius Curse, she was helping Malfoy and the +Death Eaters, that’s how the necklace and the +poisoned mead — ” + +“Rosmerta?” said Professor McGonagall incredulously, +but before she could go on, there was a knock on the +door behind them and Professors Sprout, Flitwick, +and Slughorn traipsed into the room, followed by + + + +Page | 703 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid, who was still weeping copiously, his huge +frame trembling with grief. + +“Snape!” ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most +shaken, pale and sweating. “Snape! I taught him! I +thought I knew him!” + +But before any of them could respond to this, a sharp +voice spoke from high on the wall: A sallow-faced +wizard with a short black fringe had just walked back +into his empty canvas. + +“Minerva, the Minister will be here within seconds, he +has just Disapparated from the Ministry.” + +“Thank you, Everard,” said Professor McGonagall, +and she turned quickly to her teachers. + +“I want to talk about what happens to Hogwarts +before he gets here,” she said quickly. “Personally, I +am not convinced that the school should reopen next +year. The death of the headmaster at the hands of one +of our colleagues is a terrible stain upon Hogwarts ’s +history. It is horrible.” + +“I am sure Dumbledore would have wanted the school +to remain open,” said Professor Sprout. “I feel that if a +single pupil wants to come, then the school ought to +remain open for that pupil.” + +“But will we have a single pupil after this?” said +Slughorn, now dabbing his sweating brow with a +silken handkerchief. “Parents will want to keep their +children at home and I can’t say I blame them. +Personally, I don’t think we’re in more danger at +Hogwarts than we are anywhere else, but you can’t +expect mothers to think like that. They’ll want to keep +their families together, it’s only natural.” + + + +Page | 704 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I agree,” said Professor McGonagall. “And in any +case, it is not true to say that Dumbledore never +envisaged a situation in which Hogwarts might close. +When the Chamber of Secrets reopened he considered +the closure of the school — and I must say that +Professor Dumbledore’s murder is more disturbing to +me than the idea of Slytherin’s monster living +undetected in the bowels of the castle. ...” + +“We must consult the governors,” said Professor +Flitwick in his squeaky little voice; he had a large +bruise on his forehead but seemed otherwise +unscathed by his collapse in Snape’s office. “We must +follow the established procedures. A decision should +not be made hastily.” + +“Hagrid, you haven’t said anything,” said Professor +McGonagall. “What are your views, ought Hogwarts to +remain open?” + +Hagrid, who had been weeping silently into his large, +spotted handkerchief throughout this conversation, +now raised puffy red eyes and croaked, “I dunno, +Professor ... that’s fer the Heads of House an’ the +headmistress ter decide ...” + +“Professor Dumbledore always valued your views,” +said Professor McGonagall kindly, “and so do I.” + +“Well, I’m stayin’,” said Hagrid, fat tears still leaking +out of the corners of his eyes and trickling down into +his tangled beard. “It’s me home, it’s bin me home +since I was thirteen. An’ if there’s kids who wan’ me +ter teach ’em, I’ll do it. But ... I dunno ... Hogwarts +without Dumbledore ...” He gulped and disappeared +behind his handkerchief once more, and there was +silence. + + + +Page | 705 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Very well,” said Professor McGonagall, glancing out +of the window at the grounds, checking to see +whether the Minister was yet approaching, “then I +must agree with Filius that the right thing to do is to +consult the governors, who will make the final +decision. + +“Now, as to getting students home ... there is an +argument for doing it sooner rather than later. We +could arrange for the Hogwarts Express to come +tomorrow if necessary — ” + +“What about Dumbledore’s funeral?” said Harry, +speaking at last. + +“Well ...” said Professor McGonagall, losing a little of +her briskness as her voice shook. “I — I know that it +was Dumbledore’s wish to be laid to rest here, at +Hogwarts — ” + +“Then that’s what’ll happen, isn’t it?” said Harry +fiercely. + +“If the Ministry thinks it appropriate,” said Professor +McGonagall. “No other headmaster or headmistress +has ever been — ” + +“No other headmaster or headmistress ever gave more +to this school,” growled Hagrid. + +“Hogwarts should be Dumbledore’s final resting +place,” said Professor Flitwick. + +“Absolutely,” said Professor Sprout. + +“And in that case,” said Harry, “you shouldn’t send +the students home until the funeral’s over. They’ll +want to say — ” + + + +Page | 706 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The last word caught in his throat, but Professor +Sprout completed the sentence for him. + + + +“Good-bye.” + +“Well said,” squeaked Professor Flitwick. “Well said +indeed! Our students should pay tribute, it is fitting. +We can arrange transport home afterward.” + +“Seconded,” barked Professor Sprout. + +“I suppose ... yes ...” said Slughorn in a rather +agitated voice, while Hagrid let out a strangled sob of +assent. + +“He’s coming,” said Professor McGonagall suddenly, +gazing down into the grounds. “The Minister ... and +by the looks of it, he’s brought a delegation ...” + +“Can I leave, Professor?” said Harry at once. + +He had no desire at all to see, or be interrogated by, +Rufus Scrimgeour tonight. + +“You may,” said Professor McGonagall. “And quickly.” + +She strode toward the door and held it open for him. +He sped down the spiral staircase and off along the +deserted corridor; he had left his Invisibility Cloak at +the top of the Astronomy Tower, but it did not matter; +there was nobody in the corridors to see him pass, +not even Filch, Mrs. Norris, or Peeves. He did not +meet another soul until he turned into the passage +leading to the Gryffindor common room. + +“Is it true?” whispered the Fat Lady as he approached +her. “It is really true? Dumbledore — dead?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +Page | 707 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She let out a wail and, without waiting for the +password, swung forward to admit him. + + + +As Harry had suspected it would be, the common +room was jam-packed. The room fell silent as he +climbed through the portrait hole. He saw Dean and +Seamus sitting in a group nearby: This meant that +the dormitory must be empty, or nearly so. Without +speaking to anybody, without making eye contact at +all, Harry walked straight across the room and +through the door to the boys’ dormitories. + +As he had hoped, Ron was waiting for him, still fully +dressed, sitting on his bed. Harry sat down on his +own four-poster and for a moment, they simply stared +at each other. + +“They’re talking about closing the school,” said Harry. +“Lupin said they would,” said Ron. + +There was a pause. + +“So?” said Ron in a very low voice, as though he +thought the furniture might be listening in. “Did you +find one? Did you get it? A — a Horcrux?” + +Harry shook his head. All that had taken place +around that black lake seemed like an old nightmare +now; had it really happened, and only hours ago? + +“You didn’t get it?” said Ron, looking crestfallen. “It +wasn’t there?” + +“No,” said Harry. “Someone had already taken it and +left a fake in its place.” + +“Already taken — ?” + +Page | 708 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Wordlessly, Harry pulled the fake locket from his +pocket, opened it, and passed it to Ron. The full story +could wait. ... It did not matter tonight ... nothing +mattered except the end, the end of their pointless +adventure, the end of Dumbledore’s life. ... + +“R.A.B.,” whispered Ron, “but who was that?” + +“Dunno,” said Harry, lying back on his bed fully +clothed and staring blankly upwards. He felt no +curiosity at all about R.A.B.: He doubted that he +would ever feel curious again. As he lay there, he +became aware suddenly that the grounds were silent. +Fawkes had stopped singing. + +And he knew, without knowing how he knew it, that +the phoenix had gone, had left Hogwarts for good, just +as Dumbledore had left the school, had left the world +. . . had left Harry. + + + +Page | 709 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE WHITE TOMB + +All lessons were suspended, all examinations +postponed. Some students were hurried away from +Hogwarts by their parents over the next couple of +days — the Patil twins were gone before breakfast on +the morning following Dumbledore’s death, and +Zacharias Smith was escorted from the castle by his +haughty-looking father. Seamus Finnigan, on the +other hand, refused point-blank to accompany his +mother home; they had a shouting match in the +entrance hall that was resolved when she agreed that +he could remain behind for the funeral. She had +difficulty in finding a bed in Hogsmeade, Seamus told +Harry and Ron, for wizards and witches were pouring +into the village, preparing to pay their last respects to +Dumbledore. + +Some excitement was caused among the younger +students, who had never seen it before, when a +powder-blue carriage the size of a house, pulled by a +dozen giant winged palominos, came soaring out of +the sky in the late afternoon before the funeral and + + + +Page | 710 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + +landed on the edge of the forest. Harry watched from +a window as a gigantic and handsome olive-skinned, +black-haired woman descended the carriage steps +and threw herself into the waiting Hagrid’s arms. +Meanwhile a delegation of Ministry officials, including +the Minister of Magic himself, was being +accommodated within the castle. Harry was diligently +avoiding contact with any of them; he was sure that, +sooner or later, he would be asked again to account +for Dumbledore’s last excursion from Hogwarts. + +Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were spending all +of their time together. The beautiful weather seemed +to mock them; Harry could imagine how it would have +been if Dumbledore had not died, and they had had +this time together at the very end of the year, Ginny’s +examinations finished, the pressure of homework +lifted . . . and hour by hour, he put off saying the thing +that he knew he must say, doing what he knew was +right to do, because it was too hard to forgo his best +source of comfort. + +They visited the hospital wing twice a day: Neville had +been discharged, but Bill remained under Madam +Pomfrey’s care. His scars were as bad as ever — in +truth, he now bore a distinct resemblance to Mad-Eye +Moody, though thankfully with both eyes and legs — +but in personality he seemed just the same as ever. + +All that appeared to have changed was that he now +had a great liking for very rare steaks. + +"... so eet ees lucky ’e is marrying me,” said Fleur +happily, plumping up Bill’s pillows, “because ze +British overcook their meat, I ’ave always said this.” + +“I suppose I’m just going to have to accept that he +really is going to marry her,” sighed Ginny later that +evening, as she, Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat beside + + + +Page | 711 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the open window of the Gryffindor common room, +looking out over the twilit grounds. + +“She’s not that bad,” said Harry. “Ugly, though,” he +added hastily, as Ginny raised her eyebrows, and she +let out a reluctant giggle. + +“Well, I suppose if Mum can stand it, I can.” + +“Anyone else we know died?” Ron asked Hermione, +who was perusing the Evening Prophet. + +Hermione winced at the forced toughness in his voice. +“No,” she said reprovingly, folding up the newspaper. +“They’re still looking for Snape but no sign ...” + +“Of course there isn’t,” said Harry, who became angry +every time this subject cropped up. “They won’t find +Snape till they find Voldemort, and seeing as they’ve +never managed to do that in all this time ...” + +“I’m going to go to bed,” yawned Ginny. “I haven’t +been sleeping that well since . . . well ... I could do with +some sleep.” + +She kissed Harry (Ron looked away pointedly), waved +at the other two, and departed for the girls’ +dormitories. The moment the door had closed behind +her, Hermione leaned forward toward Harry with a +most Hermione-ish look on her face. + +“Harry, I found something out this morning, in the +library.” + +“R.A.B.?” said Harry, sitting up straight. + +He did not feel the way he had so often felt before, +excited, curious, burning to get to the bottom of a +mystery; he simply knew that the task of discovering + +Page | 712 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the truth about the real Horcrux had to be completed +before he could move a little farther along the dark +and winding path stretching ahead of him, the path +that he and Dumbledore had set out upon together, +and which he now knew he would have to journey +alone. There might still be as many as four Horcruxes +out there somewhere, and each would need to be +found and eliminated before there was even a +possibility that Voldemort could be killed. He kept +reciting their names to himself, as though by listing +them he could bring them within reach: the locket ... +the cup . . . the snake . . . something of Gryffindor’s or +Ravenclaw’s . . . the locket . . . the cup . . . the snake . . . +something of Gryffindor’s or Ravenclaw’s ... + +This mantra seemed to pulse through Harry’s mind as +he fell asleep at night, and his dreams were thick with +cups, lockets, and mysterious objects that he could +not quite reach, though Dumbledore helpfully offered +Harry a rope ladder that turned to snakes the +moment he began to climb. ... + +He had shown Hermione the note inside the locket +the morning after Dumbledore ’s death, and although +she had not immediately recognized the initials as +belonging to some obscure wizard about whom she +had been reading, she had since been rushing off to +the library a little more often than was strictly +necessary for somebody who had no homework to do. + +“No,” she said sadly, “I’ve been trying, Harry, but I +haven’t found anything. ... There are a couple of +reasonably well-known wizards with those initials — +Rosalind Antigone Bungs . . . Rupert ‘Axebanger’ +Brookstanton ... but they don’t seem to fit at all. +Judging by that note, the person who stole the +Horcrux knew Voldemort, and I can’t find a shred of +evidence that Bungs or Axebanger ever had anything + + + +Page | 713 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to do with him. ... No, actually, it’s about ... well, +Snape.” + +She looked nervous even saying the name again. + +“What about him?” asked Harry heavily, slumping +back in his chair. + +“Well, it’s just that I was sort of right about the Half- +Blood Prince business,” she said tentatively. + +“D’you have to rub it in, Hermione? How d’you think I +feel about that now?” + +“No — no — Harry, I didn’t mean that!” she said +hastily, looking around to check that they were not +being overheard. “It’s just that I was right about +Eileen Prince once owning the book. You see ... she +was Snape ’s mother!” + +“I thought she wasn’t much of a looker,” said Ron. +Hermione ignored him. + +“I was going through the rest of the old Prophets and +there was a tiny announcement about Eileen Prince +marrying a man called Tobias Snape, and then later +an announcement saying that she’d given birth to a + + + +“ — murderer,” spat Harry. + +“Well ... yes,” said Hermione. “So ... I was sort of +right. Snape must have been proud of being ‘half a +Prince,’ you see? Tobias Snape was a Muggle from +what it said in the Prophet” + +“Yeah, that fits,” said Harry. “He’d play up the pure- +blood side so he could get in with Lucius Malfoy and +the rest of them. ... He’s just like Voldemort. Pure- + +Page | 714 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +blood mother, Muggle father . . . ashamed of his +parentage, trying to make himself feared using the +Dark Arts, gave himself an impressive new name — +Lord Voldemort — the Half-Blood Prince — how could +Dumbledore have missed — ?” + +He broke off, looking out the window. He could not +stop himself dwelling upon Dumbledore ’s inexcusable +trust in Snape ... but as Hermione had just +inadvertently reminded him, he, Harry, had been +taken in just the same. ... In spite of the increasing +nastiness of those scribbled spells, he had refused to +believe ill of the boy who had been so clever, who had +helped him so much. ... + +Helped him ... it was an almost unendurable thought +now. + +“I still don’t get why he didn’t turn you in for using +that book,” said Ron. “He must’ve known where you +were getting it all from.” + +“He knew,” said Harry bitterly. “He knew when I used +Sectumsempra. He didn’t really need Legilimency. ... +He might even have known before then, with +Slughorn talking about how brilliant I was at Potions. +... Shouldn’t have left his old book in the bottom of +that cupboard, should he?” + +“But why didn’t he turn you in?” + +“I don’t think he wanted to associate himself with that +book,” said Hermione. “I don’t think Dumbledore +would have liked it very much if he’d known. And +even if Snape pretended it hadn’t been his, Slughorn +would have recognized his writing at once. Anyway, +the book was left in Snape’s old classroom, and I’ll bet +Dumbledore knew his mother was called ‘Prince.’ ” + + + +Page | 715 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I should’ve shown the book to Dumbledore,” said +Harry. “All that time he was showing me how +Voldemort was evil even when he was at school, and I +had proof Snape was too — ” + +“ ‘Evil’ is a strong word,” said Hermione quietly. + +“You were the one who kept telling me the book was +dangerous!” + +“I’m trying to say, Harry, that you’re putting too much +blame on yourself. I thought the Prince seemed to +have a nasty sense of humor, but I would never have +guessed he was a potential killer. ...” + +“None of us could’ve guessed Snape would ... you +know,” said Ron. + +Silence fell between them, each of them lost in their +own thoughts, but Harry was sure that they, like him, +were thinking about the following morning, when +Dumbledore’s body would be laid to rest. He had +never attended a funeral before; there had been no +body to bury when Sirius had died. He did not know +what to expect and was a little worried about what he +might see, about how he would feel. He wondered +whether Dumbledore’s death would be more real to +him once it was over. Though he had moments when +the horrible fact of it threatened to overwhelm him, +there were blank stretches of numbness where, +despite the fact that nobody was talking about +anything else in the whole castle, he still found it +difficult to believe that Dumbledore had really gone. +Admittedly he had not, as he had with Sirius, looked +desperately for some kind of loophole, some way that +Dumbledore would come back. . . . He felt in his pocket +for the cold chain of the fake Horcrux, which he now +carried with him everywhere, not as a talisman, but + + + +Page | 716 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +as a reminder of what it had cost and what remained +still to do. + +Harry rose early to pack the next day; the Hogwarts +Express would be leaving an hour after the funeral. +Downstairs, he found the mood in the Great Hall +subdued. Everybody was wearing their dress robes +and no one seemed very hungry. Professor +McGonagall had left the thronelike chair in the middle +of the staff table empty. Hagrid’s chair was deserted +too; Harry thought that perhaps he had not been able +to face breakfast, but Snape’s place had been +unceremoniously filled by Rufus Scrimgeour. Harry +avoided his yellowish eyes as they scanned the Hall; +Harry had the uncomfortable feeling that Scrimgeour +was looking for him. Among Scrimgeour’s entourage +Harry spotted the red hair and horn-rimmed glasses +of Percy Weasley. Ron gave no sign that he was aware +of Percy, apart from stabbing pieces of kipper with +unwonted venom. + +Over at the Slytherin table Crabbe and Goyle were +muttering together. Hulking boys though they were, +they looked oddly lonely without the tall, pale figure of +Malfoy between them, bossing them around. Harry +had not spared Malfoy much thought. His animosity +was all for Snape, but he had not forgotten the fear in +Malfoy’s voice on that tower top, nor the fact that he +had lowered his wand before the other Death Eaters +arrived. Harry did not believe that Malfoy would have +killed Dumbledore. He despised Malfoy still for his +infatuation with the Dark Arts, but now the tiniest +drop of pity mingled with his dislike. Where, Harry +wondered, was Malfoy now, and what was Voldemort +making him do under threat of killing him and his +parents? + +Harry’s thoughts were interrupted by a nudge in the +ribs from Ginny. Professor McGonagall had risen to + +Page | 717 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +her feet, and the mournful hum in the Hall died away +at once. + +“It is nearly time,” she said. “Please follow your Heads +of Houses out into the grounds. Gryffindors, after +me.” + +They filed out from behind their benches in near +silence. Harry glimpsed Slughorn at the head of the +Slytherin column, wearing magnificent, long, emerald +green robes embroidered with silver. He had never +seen Professor Sprout, Head of the Hufflepuffs, +looking so clean; there was not a single patch on her +hat, and when they reached the entrance hall, they +found Madam Pince standing beside Filch, she in a +thick black veil that fell to her knees, he in an ancient +black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. + +They were heading, as Harry saw when he stepped +out onto the stone steps from the front doors, toward +the lake. The warmth of the sun caressed his face as +they followed Professor McGonagall in silence to the +place where hundreds of chairs had been set out in +rows. An aisle ran down the center of them: There +was a marble table standing at the front, all chairs +facing it. It was the most beautiful summer’s day. + +An extraordinary assortment of people had already +settled into half of the chairs; shabby and smart, old +and young. Most Harry did not recognize, but a few +he did, including members of the Order of the +Phoenix: Kingsley Shacklebolt; Mad-Eye Moody; +Tonks, her hair miraculously returned to vividest +pink; Remus Lupin, with whom she seemed to be +holding hands; Mr. and Mrs. Weasley; Bill supported +by Fleur and followed by Fred and George, who were +wearing jackets of black dragon skin. Then there was +Madame Maxime, who took up two and a half chairs +on her own; Tom, the landlord of the Leaky Cauldron +Page | 718 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in London; Arabella Figg, Harry’s Squib neighbor; the +hairy bass player from the Wizarding group the Weird +Sisters; Ernie Prang, driver of the Knight Bus; Madam +Malkin, of the robe shop in Diagon Alley; and some +people whom Harry merely knew by sight, such as the +barman of the Hog’s Head and the witch who pushed +the trolley on the Hogwarts Express. The castle ghosts +were there too, barely visible in the bright sunlight, +discernible only when they moved, shimmering +insubstantially on the gleaming air. + +Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny filed into seats at +the end of a row beside the lake. People were +whispering to each other; it sounded like a breeze in +the grass, but the birdsong was louder by far. The +crowd continued to swell; with a great rush of +affection for both of them, Harry saw Neville being +helped into a seat by Luna. Neville and Luna alone of +the D.A. had responded to Hermione ’s summons the +night that Dumbledore had died, and Harry knew +why: They were the ones who had missed the D.A. +most . . . probably the ones who had checked their +coins regularly in the hope that there would be +another meeting. + +Cornelius Fudge walked past toward the front rows, +his expression miserable, twirling his green bowler +hat as usual; Harry next recognized Rita Skeeter, +who, he was infuriated to see, had a notebook +clutched in her red-taloned hand, and then, with a +worse jolt of fury, Dolores Umbridge, an unconvincing +expression of grief upon her toadlike face, a black +velvet bow set atop her iron-colored curls. At the sight +of the centaur Firenze, who was standing like a +sentinel near the water’s edge, she gave a start and +scurried hastily into a seat a good distance away. + +The staff was seated at last. Harry could see +Scrimgeour looking grave and dignified in the front + +Page | 719 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +row with Professor McGonagall. He wondered whether +Scrimgeour or any of these important people were +really sorry that Dumbledore was dead. But then he +heard music, strange, otherworldly music, and he +forgot his dislike of the Ministry in looking around for +the source of it. He was not the only one: Many heads +were turning, searching, a little alarmed. + +“In there,” whispered Ginny in Harry’s ear. + +And he saw them in the clear green sunlit water, +inches below the surface, reminding him horribly of +the Inferi: a chorus of merpeople singing in a strange +language he did not understand, their pallid faces +rippling, their purplish hair flowing all around them. +The music made the hair on Harry’s neck stand up, +and yet it was not unpleasant. It spoke very clearly of +loss and of despair. As he looked down into the wild +faces of the singers, he had the feeling that they, at +least, were sorry for Dumbledore’s passing. Then +Ginny nudged him again and he looked around. + +Hagrid was walking slowly up the aisle between the +chairs. He was crying quite silently, his face gleaming +with tears, and in his arms, wrapped in purple velvet +spangled with golden stars, was what Harry knew to +be Dumbledore’s body. A sharp pain rose in Harry’s +throat at this sight: For a moment, the strange music +and the knowledge that Dumbledore’s body was so +close seemed to take all warmth from the day. Ron +looked white and shocked. Tears were falling thick +and fast into both Ginny ’s and Hermione’s laps. + +They could not see clearly what was happening at the +front. Hagrid seemed to have placed the body +carefully upon the table. Now he retreated down the +aisle, blowing his nose with loud trumpeting noises +that drew scandalized looks from some, including, +Harry saw, Dolores Umbridge ... but Harry knew that +Page | 720 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore would not have cared. He tried to make a +friendly gesture to Hagrid as he passed, but Hagrid’s +eyes were so swollen it was a wonder he could see +where he was going. Harry glanced at the back row to +which Hagrid was heading and realized what was +guiding him, for there, dressed in a jacket and +trousers each the size of a small marquee, was the +giant Grawp, his great ugly boulderlike head bowed, +docile, almost human. Hagrid sat down next to his +half-brother, and Grawp patted Hagrid hard on the +head, so that his chair legs sank into the ground. +Harry had a wonderful momentary urge to laugh. But +then the music stopped, and he turned to face the +front again. + +A little tufty-haired man in plain black robes had got +to his feet and stood now in front of Dumbledore ’s +body. Harry could not hear what he was saying. Odd +words floated back to them over the hundreds of +heads. “Nobility of spirit” ... “intellectual contribution” +... “greatness of heart” ... It did not mean very much. + +It had little to do with Dumbledore as Harry had +known him. He suddenly remembered Dumbledore ’s +idea of a few words, “nitwit,” “oddment,” “blubber,” +and “tweak,” and again had to suppress a grin. ... +What was the matter with him? + +There was a soft splashing noise to his left and he +saw that the merpeople had broken the surface to +listen too. He remembered Dumbledore crouching at +the water’s edge two years ago, very close to where +Harry now sat, and conversing in Mermish with the +Merchieftainess. Harry wondered where Dumbledore +had learned Mermish. There was so much he had +never asked him, so much he should have said. ... + +And then, without warning, it swept over him, the +dreadful truth, more completely and undeniably than +it had until now. Dumbledore was dead, gone. ... He + +Page | 721 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +clutched the cold locket in his hand so tightly that it +hurt, but he could not prevent hot tears spilling from +his eyes: He looked away from Ginny and the others +and stared out over the lake, toward the forest, as the +little man in black droned on. ... There was movement +among the trees. The centaurs had come to pay their +respects too. They did not move into the open but +Harry saw them standing quite still, half hidden in +shadow, watching the wizards, their bows hanging at +their sides. And Harry remembered his first +nightmarish trip into the forest, the first time he had +ever encountered the thing that was then Voldemort, +and how he had faced him, and how he and +Dumbledore had discussed fighting a losing battle not +long thereafter. It was important, Dumbledore said, to +fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then +could evil be kept at bay, though never quite +eradicated. ... + +And Harry saw very clearly as he sat there under the +hot sun how people who cared about him had stood +in front of him one by one, his mother, his father, his +godfather, and finally Dumbledore, all determined to +protect him; but now that was over. He could not let +anybody else stand between him and Voldemort; he +must abandon forever the illusion he ought to have +lost at the age of one, that the shelter of a parent’s +arms meant that nothing could hurt him. There was +no waking from his nightmare, no comforting whisper +in the dark that he was safe really, that it was all in +his imagination; the last and greatest of his protectors +had died, and he was more alone than he had ever +been before. + +The little man in black had stopped speaking at last +and resumed his seat. Harry waited for somebody else +to get to their feet; he expected speeches, probably +from the Minister, but nobody moved. + + + +Page | 722 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Then several people screamed. Bright, white flames +had erupted around Dumbledore’s body and the table +upon which it lay: Higher and higher they rose, +obscuring the body. White smoke spiraled into the air +and made strange shapes: Harry thought, for one +heart- stopping moment, that he saw a phoenix fly +joyfully into the blue, but next second the fire had +vanished. In its place was a white marble tomb, +encasing Dumbledore’s body and the table on which +he had rested. + +There were a few more cries of shock as a shower of +arrows soared through the air, but they fell far short +of the crowd. It was, Harry knew, the centaurs’ +tribute: He saw them turn tail and disappear back +into the cool trees. Likewise, the merpeople sank +slowly back into the green water and were lost from +view. + +Harry looked at Ginny, Ron, and Hermione: Ron’s +face was screwed up as though the sunlight were +blinding him. Hermione ’s face was glazed with tears, +but Ginny was no longer crying. She met Harry’s gaze +with the same hard, blazing look that he had seen +when she had hugged him after winning the +Quidditch Cup in his absence, and he knew that at +that moment they understood each other perfectly, +and that when he told her what he was going to do +now, she would not say, “Be careful,” or “Don’t do it,” +but accept his decision, because she would not have +expected anything less of him. And so he steeled +himself to say what he had known he must say ever +since Dumbledore had died. + +“Ginny, listen ...” he said very quietly, as the buzz of +conversation grew louder around them and people +began to get to their feet, “I can’t be involved with you +anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We +can’t be together.” + +Page | 723 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She said, with an oddly twisted smile, “It’s for some +stupid, noble reason, isn’t it?” + +“It’s been like ... like something out of someone else’s +life, these last few weeks with you,” said Harry. “But I +can’t ... we can’t ... I’ve got things to do alone now.” + +She did not cry, she simply looked at him. + +“Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He’s +already used you as bait once, and that was just +because you’re my best friend’s sister. Think how +much danger you’ll be in if we keep this up. He’ll +know, hell find out. He’ll try and get to me through +you.” + +“What if I don’t care?” said Ginny fiercely. + +“I care,” said Harry. “How do you think I’d feel if this +was your funeral ... and it was my fault. ...” + +She looked away from him, over the lake. + +“I never really gave up on you,” she said. “Not really. I +always hoped. ... Hermione told me to get on with life, +maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit +around you, because I never used to be able to talk if +you were in the room, remember? And she thought +you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more — +myself.” + +“Smart girl, that Hermione,” said Harry, trying to +smile. “I just wish I’d asked you sooner. We could’ve +had ages ... months ... years maybe. ...” + +“But you’ve been too busy saving the Wizarding +world,” said Ginny, half laughing. “Well ... I can’t say +I’m surprised. I knew this would happen in the end. I + + + +Page | 724 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +knew you wouldn’t be happy unless you were hunting +Voldemort. Maybe that’s why I like you so much.” + +Harry could not bear to hear these things, nor did he +think his resolution would hold if he remained sitting +beside her. Ron, he saw, was now holding Hermione +and stroking her hair while she sobbed into his +shoulder, tears dripping from the end of his own long +nose. With a miserable gesture, Harry got up, turned +his back on Ginny and on Dumbledore’s tomb, and +walked away around the lake. Moving felt much more +bearable than sitting still, just as setting out as soon +as possible to track down the Horcruxes and kill +Voldemort would feel better than waiting to do it. ... + +“Harry!” + +He turned. Rufus Scrimgeour was limping rapidly +toward him around the bank, leaning on his walking +stick. + +“I’ve been hoping to have a word ... do you mind if I +walk a little way with you?” + +“No,” said Harry indifferently, and set off again. + +“Harry, this was a dreadful tragedy,” said Scrimgeour +quietly. “I cannot tell you how appalled I was to hear +of it. Dumbledore was a very great wizard. We had our +disagreements, as you know, but no one knows better +than I — ” + +“What do you want?” asked Harry flatly. + +Scrimgeour looked annoyed, but as before, hastily +modified his expression to one of sorrowful +understanding. + + + +Page | 725 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are, of course, devastated,” he said. “I know that +you were very close to Dumbledore. I think you may +have been his favorite pupil ever. The bond between +the two of you — ” + +“What do you want?” Harry repeated, coming to a +halt. + +Scrimgeour stopped too, leaned on his stick, and +stared at Harry, his expression shrewd now. + +“The word is that you were with him when he left the +school the night that he died.” + +“Whose word?” said Harry. + +“Somebody Stupefied a Death Eater on top of the +tower after Dumbledore died. There were also two +broomsticks up there. The Ministry can add two and +two, Harry.” + +“Glad to hear it,” said Harry. “Well, where I went with +Dumbledore and what we did is my business. He +didn’t want people to know.” + +“Such loyalty is admirable, of course,” said +Scrimgeour, who seemed to be restraining his +irritation with difficulty, “but Dumbledore is gone, +Harry. He’s gone.” + +“He will only be gone from the school when none here +are loyal to him,” said Harry, smiling in spite of +himself. + +“My dear boy . . . even Dumbledore cannot return from +the — ” + +“I am not saying he can. You wouldn’t understand. + +But I’ve got nothing to tell you.” + +Page | 726 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Scrimgeour hesitated, then said, in what was +evidently supposed to be a tone of delicacy, “The +Ministry can offer you all sorts of protection, you +know, Harry. I would be delighted to place a couple of +my Aurors at your service — ” + +Harry laughed. “Voldemort wants to kill me himself, +and Aurors won’t stop him. So thanks for the offer, +but no thanks.” + +“So,” said Scrimgeour, his voice cold now, “the +request I made of you at Christmas — ” + +“What request? Oh yeah . . . the one where I tell the +world what a great job you’re doing in exchange for — ” + +“ — for raising everyone’s morale!” snapped +Scrimgeour. + +Harry considered him for a moment. + +“Released Stan Shunpike yet?” + +Scrimgeour turned a nasty purple color highly +reminiscent of Uncle Vernon. + +“I see you are — ” + +“Dumbledore’s man through and through,” said +Harry. “That’s right.” + +Scrimgeour glared at him for another moment, then +turned and limped away without another word. Harry +could see Percy and the rest of the Ministry delegation +waiting for him, casting nervous glances at the +sobbing Hagrid and Grawp, who were still in their +seats. Ron and Hermione were hurrying toward +Harry, passing Scrimgeour going in the opposite +direction. Harry turned and walked slowly on, waiting +Page | 727 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +for them to catch up, which they finally did in the +shade of a beech tree under which they had sat in +happier times. + +“What did Scrimgeour want?” Hermione whispered. + +“Same as he wanted at Christmas,” shrugged Harry. +“Wanted me to give him inside information on +Dumbledore and be the Ministry’s new poster boy.” + +Ron seemed to struggle with himself for a moment, +then he said loudly to Hermione, “Look, let me go +back and hit Percy!” + +“No,” she said firmly, grabbing his arm. + +“It’ll make me feel better!” + +Harry laughed. Even Hermione grinned a little, +though her smile faded as she looked up at the castle. + +“I can’t bear the idea that we might never come back,” +she said softly. “How can Hogwarts close?” + +“Maybe it won’t,” said Ron. “We’re not in any more +danger here than we are at home, are we? +Everywhere’s the same now. I’d even say Hogwarts is +safer, there are more wizards inside to defend the +place. What d’you reckon, Harry?” + +“I’m not coming back even if it does reopen,” said +Harry. + +Ron gaped at him, but Hermione said sadly, “I knew +you were going to say that. But then what will you +do?” + + + +Page | 728 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm going back to the Dursleys’ once more, because +Dumbledore wanted me to,” said Harry. “But it’ll be a +short visit, and then I’ll be gone for good.” + +“But where will you go if you don’t come back to +school?” + +“I thought I might go back to Godric’s Hollow,” Harry +muttered. He had had the idea in his head ever since +the night of Dumbledore’s death. “For me, it started +there, all of it. I’ve just got a feeling I need to go there. +And I can visit my parents’ graves, I’d like that.” + +“And then what?” said Ron. + +“Then I’ve got to track down the rest of the Horcruxes, +haven’t I?” said Harry, his eyes upon Dumbledore’s +white tomb, reflected in the water on the other side of +the lake. “That’s what he wanted me to do, that’s why +he told me all about them. If Dumbledore was right — +and I’m sure he was — there are still four of them out +there. I’ve got to find them and destroy them, and +then I’ve got to go after the seventh bit of Voldemort’s +soul, the bit that’s still in his body, and I’m the one +who’s going to kill him. And if I meet Severus Snape +along the way,” he added, “so much the better for me, +so much the worse for him.” + +There was a long silence. The crowd had almost +dispersed now, the stragglers giving the monumental +figure of Grawp a wide berth as he cuddled Hagrid, +whose howls of grief were still echoing across the +water. + +“Well be there, Harry,” said Ron. + +“What?” + + + +Page | 729 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“At your aunt and uncle’s house,” said Ron. “And +then well go with you wherever you’re going.” + +“No — ” said Harry quickly; he had not counted on +this, he had meant them to understand that he was +undertaking this most dangerous journey alone. + +“You said to us once before,” said Hermione quietly, +“that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. +We’ve had time, haven’t we? + +“We’re with you whatever happens,” said Ron. “But +mate, you’re going to have to come round my mum +and dad’s house before we do anything else, even +Godric’s Hollow.” + +“Why?” + +“Bill and Fleur’s wedding, remember?” + +Harry looked at him, startled; the idea that anything +as normal as a wedding could still exist seemed +incredible and yet wonderful. + +“Yeah, we shouldn’t miss that,” he said finally. + +His hand closed automatically around the fake +Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the +dark and twisting path he saw stretching ahead for +himself, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort +he knew must come, whether in a month, in a year, +or in ten, he felt his heart lift at the thought that +there was still one last golden day of peace left to +enjoy with Ron and Hermione. + + + +Page | 730 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I + + + +* + +THE DARK LORD ASCENDING + +The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards +apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they +stood quite still, wands directed at each other’s +chests; then, recognizing each other, they stowed +their wands beneath their cloaks and started walking +briskly in the same direction. + +“News?” asked the taller of the two. + +“The best,” replied Severus Snape. + +The lane was bordered on the left by wild, low- +growing brambles, on the right by a high, neatly +manicured hedge. The men’s long cloaks flapped +around their ankles as they marched. + +“Thought I might be late,” said Yaxley, his blunt +features sliding in and out of sight as the branches of +overhanging trees broke the moonlight. “It was a little +trickier than I expected. But I hope he will be +satisfied. You sound confident that your reception will +be good?” + +Page | 2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape nodded, but did not elaborate. They turned +right, into a wide driveway that led off the lane. The +high hedge curved with them, running off into the +distance beyond the pair of impressive wrought-iron +gates barring the men’s way. Neither of them broke +step: In silence both raised their left arms in a kind of +salute and passed straight through, as though the +dark metal were smoke. + +The yew hedges muffled the sound of the men’s +footsteps. There was a rustle somewhere to their +right: Yaxley drew his wand again, pointing it over his +companion’s head, but the source of the noise proved +to be nothing more than a pure-white peacock, +strutting majestically along the top of the hedge. + +“He always did himself well, Lucius. Peacocks ...” +Yaxley thrust his wand back under his cloak with a +snort. + +A handsome manor house grew out of the darkness at +the end of the straight drive, lights glinting in the +diamond-paned downstairs windows. Somewhere in +the dark garden beyond the hedge a fountain was +playing. Gravel crackled beneath their feet as Snape +and Yaxley sped toward the front door, which swung +inward at their approach, though nobody had visibly +opened it. + +The hallway was large, dimly lit, and sumptuously +decorated, with a magnificent carpet covering most of +the stone floor. The eyes of the pale-faced portraits on +the walls followed Snape and Yaxley as they strode +past. The two men halted at a heavy wooden door +leading into the next room, hesitated for the space of +a heartbeat, then Snape turned the bronze handle. + +The drawing room was full of silent people, sitting at a +long and ornate table. The room’s usual furniture had + +Page | 3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +been pushed carelessly up against the walls. +Illumination came from a roaring fire beneath a +handsome marble mantelpiece surmounted by a +gilded mirror. Snape and Yaxley lingered for a +moment on the threshold. As their eyes grew +accustomed to the lack of light, they were drawn +upward to the strangest feature of the scene: an +apparently unconscious human figure hanging upside +down over the table, revolving slowly as if suspended +by an invisible rope, and reflected in the mirror and in +the bare, polished surface of the table below. None of +the people seated underneath this singular sight was +looking at it except for a pale young man sitting +almost directly below it. He seemed unable to prevent +himself from glancing upward every minute or so. + +“Yaxley. Snape,” said a high, clear voice from the head +of the table. “You are very nearly late.” + +The speaker was seated directly in front of the +fireplace, so that it was difficult, at first, for the new +arrivals to make out more than his silhouette. As they +drew nearer, however, his face shone through the +gloom, hairless, snakelike, with slits for nostrils and +gleaming red eyes whose pupils were vertical. He was +so pale that he seemed to emit a pearly glow. + +“Severus, here,” said Voldemort, indicating the seat +on his immediate right. “Yaxley — beside Dolohov.” + +The two men took their allotted places. Most of the +eyes around the table followed Snape, and it was to +him that Voldemort spoke first. + +“So?” + +“My Lord, the Order of the Phoenix intends to move +Harry Potter from his current place of safety on +Saturday next, at nightfall.” + +Page | 4 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The interest around the table sharpened palpably: +Some stiffened, others fidgeted, all gazing at Snape +and Voldemort. + +“Saturday ... at nightfall,” repeated Voldemort. His +red eyes fastened upon Snape ’s black ones with such +intensity that some of the watchers looked away, +apparently fearful that they themselves would be +scorched by the ferocity of the gaze. Snape, however, +looked calmly back into Voldemort’s face and, after a +moment or two, Voldemort’s lipless mouth curved into +something like a smile. + +“Good. Very good. And this information comes — ” + +“ — from the source we discussed,” said Snape. + +“My Lord.” + +Yaxley had leaned forward to look down the long table +at Voldemort and Snape. All faces turned to him. + +“My Lord, I have heard differently.” + +Yaxley waited, but Voldemort did not speak, so he +went on, “Dawlish, the Auror, let slip that Potter will +not be moved until the thirtieth, the night before the +boy turns seventeen.” + +Snape was smiling. + +“My source told me that there are plans to lay a false +trail; this must be it. No doubt a Confundus Charm +has been placed upon Dawlish. It would not be the +first time; he is known to be susceptible.” + +“I assure you, my Lord, Dawlish seemed quite +certain,” said Yaxley. + + + +Page | 5 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If he has been Confunded, naturally he is certain,” +said Snape. “I assure you, Yaxley, the Auror Office +will play no further part in the protection of Harry +Potter. The Order believes that we have infiltrated the +Ministry.” + +“The Order’s got one thing right, then, eh?” said a +squat man sitting a short distance from Yaxley; he +gave a wheezy giggle that was echoed here and there +along the table. + +Voldemort did not laugh. His gaze had wandered +upward to the body revolving slowly overhead, and he +seemed to be lost in thought. + +“My Lord,” Yaxley went on, “Dawlish believes an +entire party of Aurors will be used to transfer the boy + + + +Voldemort held up a large white hand, and Yaxley +subsided at once, watching resentfully as Voldemort +turned back to Snape. + +“Where are they going to hide the boy next?” + +“At the home of one of the Order,” said Snape. “The +place, according to the source, has been given every +protection that the Order and Ministry together could +provide. I think that there is little chance of taking +him once he is there, my Lord, unless, of course, the +Ministry has fallen before next Saturday, which might +give us the opportunity to discover and undo enough +of the enchantments to break through the rest.” + +“Well, Yaxley?” Voldemort called down the table, the +firelight glinting strangely in his red eyes. “Will the +Ministry have fallen by next Saturday?” + + + +Page | 6 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Once again, all heads turned. Yaxley squared his +shoulders. + +“My Lord, I have good news on that score. I have — +with difficulty, and after great effort — suceeded in +placing an Imperius Curse upon Pius Thicknesse.” + +Many of those sitting around Yaxley looked +impressed; his neighbor, Dolohov, a man with a long, +twisted face, clapped him on the back. + +“It is a start,” said Voldemort. “But Thicknesse is only +one man. Scrimgeour must be surrounded by our +people before I act. One failed attempt on the +Minister’s life will set me back a long way.” + +“Yes — my Lord, that is true — but you know, as +Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, +Thicknesse has regular contact not only with the +Minister himself, but also with the Heads of all the +other Ministry departments. It will, I think, be easy +now that we have such a high-ranking official under +our control, to subjugate the others, and then they +can all work together to bring Scrimgeour down.” + +“As long as our friend Thicknesse is not discovered +before he has converted the rest,” said Voldemort. “At +any rate, it remains unlikely that the Ministry will be +mine before next Saturday. If we cannot touch the +boy at his destination, then it must be done while he +travels.” + +“We are at an advantage there, my Lord,” said Yaxley, +who seemed determined to receive some portion of +approval. “We now have several people planted within +the Department of Magical Transport. If Potter +Apparates or uses the Floo Network, we shall know +immediately.” + + + +Page | 7 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He will not do either,” said Snape. “The Order is +eschewing any form of transport that is controlled or +regulated by the Ministry; they mistrust everything to +do with the place.” + +“All the better,” said Voldemort. “He will have to move +in the open. Easier to take, by far.” + +Again, Voldemort looked up at the slowly revolving +body as he went on, “I shall attend to the boy in +person. There have been too many mistakes where +Harry Potter is concerned. Some of them have been +my own. That Potter lives is due more to my errors +than to his triumphs.” + +The company around the table watched Voldemort +apprehensively, each of them, by his or her +expression, afraid that they might be blamed for +Harry Potter’s continued existence. Voldemort, +however, seemed to be speaking more to himself than +to any of them, still addressing the unconscious body +above him. + +“I have been careless, and so have been thwarted by +luck and chance, those wreckers of all but the best- +laid plans. But I know better now. I understand those +things that I did not understand before. I must be the +one to kill Harry Potter, and I shall be.” + +At these words, seemingly in response to them, a +sudden wail sounded, a terrible, drawn-out cry of +misery and pain. Many of those at the table looked +downward, startled, for the sound had seemed to +issue from below their feet. + +“Wormtail,” said Voldemort, with no change in his +quiet, thoughtful tone, and without removing his eyes +from the revolving body above, “have I not spoken to +you about keeping our prisoner quiet?” + +Page | 8 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, m-my Lord,” gasped a small man halfway down +the table, who had been sitting so low in his chair +that it had appeared, at first glance, to be +unoccupied. Now he scrambled from his seat and +scurried from the room, leaving nothing behind him +but a curious gleam of silver. + +“As I was saying,” continued Voldemort, looking again +at the tense faces of his followers, “I understand +better now. I shall need, for instance, to borrow a +wand from one of you before I go to kill Potter.” + +The faces around him displayed nothing but shock; +he might have announced that he wanted to borrow +one of their arms. + +“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see ... Lucius, +I see no reason for you to have a wand anymore.” + +Lucius Malfoy looked up. His skin appeared yellowish +and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken +and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse. + +“My Lord?” + +“Your wand, Lucius. I require your wand.” + + + +Malfoy glanced sideways at his wife. She was staring +straight ahead, quite as pale as he was, her long +blonde hair hanging down her back, but beneath the +table her slim fingers closed briefly on his wrist. At +her touch, Malfoy put his hand into his robes, +withdrew a wand, and passed it along to Voldemort, +who held it up in front of his red eyes, examining it +closely. + +“What is it?” + +Page | 9 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Elm, my Lord,” whispered Malfoy. + + + +“And the core?” + +“Dragon — dragon heartstring.” + +“Good,” said Voldemort. He drew out his own wand +and compared the lengths. Lucius Malfoy made an +involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it +seemed he expected to receive Voldemort’s wand in +exchange for his own. The gesture was not missed by +Voldemort, whose eyes widened maliciously. + +“Give you my wand, Lucius? My wand?” + +Some of the throng sniggered. + +“I have given you your liberty, Lucius, is that not +enough for you? But I have noticed that you and your +family seem less than happy of late. ... What is it +about my presence in your home that displeases you, +Lucius?” + +“Nothing — nothing, my Lord!” + +“Such lies, Lucius ...” + +The soft voice seemed to hiss on even after the cruel +mouth had stopped moving. One or two of the wizards +barely repressed a shudder as the hissing grew +louder; something heavy could be heard sliding +across the floor beneath the table. + +The huge snake emerged to climb slowly up +Voldemort’s chair. It rose, seemingly endlessly, and +came to rest across Voldemort’s shoulders: its neck +the thickness of a man’s thigh; its eyes, with their +vertical slits for pupils, unblinking. Voldemort stroked + +Page | 10 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the creature absently with long thin fingers, still +looking at Lucius Malfoy. + +“Why do the Malfoys look so unhappy with their lot? + +Is my return, my rise to power, not the very thing they +professed to desire for so many years?” + +“Of course, my Lord,” said Lucius Malfoy. His hand +shook as he wiped sweat from his upper lip. “We did +desire it — we do.” + +To Malfoy’s left, his wife made an odd, stiff nod, her +eyes averted from Voldemort and the snake. To his +right, his son, Draco, who had been gazing up at the +inert body overhead, glanced quickly at Voldemort +and away again, terrified to make eye contact. + +“My Lord,” said a dark woman halfway down the +table, her voice constricted with emotion, “it is an +honor to have you here, in our family’s house. There +can be no higher pleasure.” + +She sat beside her sister, as unlike her in looks, with +her dark hair and heavily lidded eyes, as she was in +bearing and demeanor; where Narcissa sat rigid and +impassive, Bellatrix leaned toward Voldemort, for +mere words could not demonstrate her longing for +closeness. + +“No higher pleasure,” repeated Voldemort, his head +tilted a little to one side as he considered Bellatrix. +“That means a great deal, Bellatrix, from you.” + +Her face flooded with color; her eyes welled with tears +of delight. + +“My Lord knows I speak nothing but the truth!” + + + +Page | 11 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No higher pleasure ... even compared with the happy +event that, I hear, has taken place in your family this +week?” + + + +She stared at him, her lips parted, evidently confused. + +“I don’t know what you mean, my Lord.” + +“I’m talking about your niece, Bellatrix. And yours, +Lucius and Narcissa. She has just married the +werewolf, Remus Lupin. You must be so proud.” + +There was an eruption of jeering laughter from +around the table. Many leaned forward to exchange +gleeful looks; a few thumped the table with their fists. +The great snake, disliking the disturbance, opened its +mouth wide and hissed angrily, but the Death Eaters +did not hear it, so jubilant were they at Bellatrix and +the Malfoys’ humiliation. Bellatrix’s face, so recently +flushed with happiness, had turned an ugly, blotchy +red. + +“She is no niece of ours, my Lord,” she cried over the +outpouring of mirth. “We — Narcissa and I — have +never set eyes on our sister since she married the +Mudblood. This brat has nothing to do with either of +us, nor any beast she marries.” + +“What say you, Draco?” asked Voldemort, and though +his voice was quiet, it carried clearly through the +catcalls and jeers. “Will you babysit the cubs?” + +The hilarity mounted; Draco Malfoy looked in terror at +his father, who was staring down into his own lap, +then caught his mother’s eye. She shook her head +almost imperceptibly, then resumed her own deadpan +stare at the opposite wall. + + + +Page | 12 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Enough,” said Voldemort, stroking the angry snake. +“Enough.” + +And the laughter died at once. + +“Many of our oldest family trees become a little +diseased over time,” he said as Bellatrix gazed at him, +breathless and imploring. “You must prune yours, +must you not, to keep it healthy? Cut away those +parts that threaten the health of the rest.” + +“Yes, my Lord,” whispered Bellatrix, and her eyes +swam with tears of gratitude again. “At the first +chance!” + +“You shall have it,” said Voldemort. “And in your +family, so in the world . . . we shall cut away the +canker that infects us until only those of the true +blood remain. ...” + +Voldemort raised Lucius Malfoy’s wand, pointed it +directly at the slowly revolving figure suspended over +the table, and gave it a tiny flick. The figure came to +life with a groan and began to struggle against +invisible bonds. + +“Do you recognize our guest, Severus?” asked +Voldemort. + +Snape raised his eyes to the upside-down face. All of +the Death Eaters were looking up at the captive now, +as though they had been given permission to show +curiosity. As she revolved to face the firelight, the +woman said in a cracked and terrified voice, “Severus! +Help me!” + +“Ah, yes,” said Snape as the prisoner turned slowly +away again. + + + +Page | 13 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And you, Draco?” asked Voldemort, stroking the +snake’s snout with his wand-free hand. Draco shook +his head jerkily. Now that the woman had woken, he +seemed unable to look at her anymore. + +“But you would not have taken her classes,” said +Voldemort. “For those of you who do not know, we are +joined here tonight by Charity Burbage who, until +recently, taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and +Wizardry.” + +There were small noises of comprehension around the +table. A broad, hunched woman with pointed teeth +cackled. + +“Yes . . . Professor Burbage taught the children of +witches and wizards all about Muggles . . . how they +are not so different from us ...” + +One of the Death Eaters spat on the floor. Charity +Burbage revolved to face Snape again. + +“Severus ... please ... please ...” + +“Silence,” said Voldemort, with another twitch of +Malfoy’s wand, and Charity fell silent as if gagged. + +“Not content with corrupting and polluting the minds +of Wizarding children, last week Professor Burbage +wrote an impassioned defense of Mudbloods in the +Daily Prophet Wizards, she says, must accept these +thieves of their knowledge and magic. The dwindling +of the purebloods is, says Professor Burbage, a most +desirable circumstance. ... She would have us all +mate with Muggles ... or, no doubt, werewolves. ...” + +Nobody laughed this time: There was no mistaking +the anger and contempt in Voldemort’s voice. For the +third time, Charity Burbage revolved to face Snape. +Tears were pouring from her eyes into her hair. Snape + +Page | 14 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +looked back at her, quite impassive, as she turned +slowly away from him again. + +“Avada Kedavra.” + +The flash of green light illuminated every corner of the +room. Charity fell, with a resounding crash, onto the +table below, which trembled and creaked. Several of +the Death Eaters leapt back in their chairs. Draco fell +out of his onto the floor. + +“Dinner, Nagini,” said Voldemort softly, and the great +snake swayed and slithered from his shoulders onto +the polished wood. + + + +Page | 15 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +IN MEMORIAM + +Harry was bleeding. Clutching his right hand in his +left and swearing under his breath, he shouldered +open his bedroom door. There was a crunch of +breaking china: He had trodden on a cup of cold tea +that had been sitting on the floor outside his bedroom +door. + +“What the — ?” + +He looked around; the landing of number four, Privet +Drive, was deserted. Possibly the cup of tea was +Dudley’s idea of a clever booby trap. Keeping his +bleeding hand elevated, Harry scraped the fragments +of cup together with the other hand and threw them +into the already crammed bin just visible inside his +bedroom door. Then he tramped across to the +bathroom to run his finger under the tap. + +It was stupid, pointless, irritating beyond belief that +he still had four days left of being unable to perform +magic . . . but he had to admit to himself that this +jagged cut in his finger would have defeated him. He + +Page | 16 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + +had never learned how to repair wounds, and now he +came to think of it — particularly in light of his +immediate plans — this seemed a serious flaw in his +magical education. Making a mental note to ask +Hermione how it was done, he used a large wad of +toilet paper to mop up as much of the tea as he could, +before returning to his bedroom and slamming the +door behind him. + +Harry had spent the morning completely emptying his +school trunk for the first time since he had packed it +six years ago. At the start of the intervening school +years, he had merely skimmed off the topmost three +quarters of the contents and replaced or updated +them, leaving a layer of general debris at the bottom +— old quills, desiccated beetle eyes, single socks that +no longer fit. Minutes previously, Harry had plunged +his hand into this mulch, experienced a stabbing pain +in the fourth finger of his right hand, and withdrawn +it to see a lot of blood. + +He now proceeded a little more cautiously. Kneeling +down beside the trunk again, he groped around in the +bottom and, after retrieving an old badge that +flickered feebly between Support CEDRIC DIGGORY +and POTTER STINKS , a cracked and worn-out +Sneakoscope, and a gold locket inside which a note +signed R.A.B. had been hidden, he finally discovered +the sharp edge that had done the damage. He +recognized it at once. It was a two-inch-long fragment +of the enchanted mirror that his dead godfather, +Sirius, had given him. Harry laid it aside and felt +cautiously around the trunk for the rest, but nothing +more remained of his godfather’s last gift except +powdered glass, which clung to the deepest layer of +debris like glittering grit. + +Harry sat up and examined the jagged piece on which +he had cut himself, seeing nothing but his own bright + +Page | 17 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +green eye reflected back at him. Then he placed the +fragment on top of that morning’s Daily Prophet, +which lay unread on the bed, and attempted to stem +the sudden upsurge of bitter memories, the stabs of +regret and of longing the discovery of the broken +mirror had occasioned, by attacking the rest of the +rubbish in the trunk. + +It took another hour to empty it completely, throw +away the useless items, and sort the remainder in +piles according to whether or not he would need them +from now on. His school and Quidditch robes, +cauldron, parchment, quills, and most of his +textbooks were piled in a corner, to be left behind. He +wondered what his aunt and uncle would do with +them; burn them in the dead of night, probably, as if +they were the evidence of some dreadful crime. His +Muggle clothing, Invisibility Cloak, potion-making kit, +certain books, the photograph album Hagrid had once +given him, a stack of letters, and his wand had been +repacked into an old rucksack. In a front pocket were +the Marauder’s Map and the locket with the note +signed R.A.B. inside it. The locket was accorded this +place of honor not because it was valuable — in all +usual senses it was worthless — but because of what +it had cost to attain it. + +This left a sizable stack of newspapers sitting on his +desk beside his snowy owl, Hedwig: one for each of +the days Harry had spent at Privet Drive this +summer. + +He got up off the floor, stretched, and moved across to +his desk. Hedwig made no movement as he began to +flick through the newspapers, throwing them onto the +rubbish pile one by one. The owl was asleep, or else +faking; she was angry with Harry about the limited +amount of time she was allowed out of her cage at the +moment. + +Page | 18 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As he neared the bottom of the pile of newspapers, +Harry slowed down, searching for one particular issue +that he knew had arrived shortly after he had +returned to Privet Drive for the summer; he +remembered that there had been a small mention on +the front about the resignation of Charity Burbage, +the Muggle Studies teacher at Hogwarts. At last he +found it. Turning to page ten, he sank into his desk +chair and reread the article he had been looking for. + +ALBUS DUMBLEDORE REMEMBERED + +by Elphias Doge + +I met Albus Dumbledore at the age of eleven, on our +first day at Hogwarts. Our mutual attraction was +undoubtedly due to the fact that we both felt +ourselves to be outsiders. I had contracted dragon +pox shortly before arriving at school, and while I was +no longer contagious, my pockmarked visage and +greenish hue did not encourage many to approach +me. For his part, Albus had arrived at Hogwarts +under the burden of unwanted notoriety. Scarcely a +year previously, his father, Percival, had been +convicted of a savage and well-publicized attack upon +three young Muggles. + +Albus never attempted to deny that his father (who +was to die in Azkaban) had committed this crime; on +the contrary, when I plucked up courage to ask him, he +assured me that he knew his father to be guilty. +Beyond that, Dumbledore refused to speak of the sad +business, though many attempted to make him do so. +Some, indeed, were disposed to praise his father’s +action and assumed that Albus too was a Muggle- +hater. They could not have been more mistaken: As +anybody who knew Albus would attest, he never +revealed the remotest anti-Muggle tendency. Indeed, + + + +Page | 19 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his determined support for Muggle rights gained him +many enemies in subsequent years. + +In a matter of months, however, Albus’s own fame +had begun to eclipse that of his father. By the end of +his first year he would never again be known as the +son of a Muggle-hater, but as nothing more or less +than the most brilliant student ever seen at the +school. Those of us who were privileged to be his +friends benefited from his example, not to mention his +help and encouragement, with which he was always +generous. He confessed to me in later life that he +knew even then that his greatest pleasure lay in +teaching. + +He not only won every prize of note that the school +offered, he was soon in regular correspondence with +the most notable magical names of the day, including +Nicolas Flamel, the celebrated alchemist ; Bathilda +Bagshot, the noted historian; and Adalbert Waffling, +the magical theoretician. Several of his papers found +their way into learned publications such as +Transfiguration Today, Challenges in Charming, and +The Practical Potioneer. Dumbledore’s future career +seemed likely to be meteoric, and the only question +that remained was when he would become Minister of +Magic. Though it was often predicted in later years that +he was on the point of taking the job, however, he +never had Ministerial ambitions. + +Three years after we had started at Hogwarts, Albus’s +brother, Aberforth, arrived at school. They were not +alike; Aberforth was never bookish and, unlike Albus, +preferred to settle arguments by dueling rather than +through reasoned discussion. However, it is quite +wrong to suggest, as some have, that the brothers +were not friends. They rubbed along as comfortably as +two such different boys could do. In fairness to +Aberforth, it must be admitted that living in Albus’s +Page | 20 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shadow cannot have been an altogether comfortable +experience. Being continually outshone was an +occupational hazard of being his friend and cannot +have been any more pleasurable as a brother. + +When Albus and I left Hogwarts we intended to take +the then- traditional tour of the world together, visiting +and observing foreign wizards, before pursuing our +separate careers. However, tragedy intervened. On the +very eve of our trip, Albus’s mother, Kendra, died, +leaving Albus the head, and sole breadwinner, of the +family. I postponed my departure long enough to pay +my respects at Kendra’s funeral, then left for what +was now to be a solitary journey. With a younger +brother and sister to care for, and little gold left to +them, there could no longer be any question of Albus +accompanying me. + +That was the period of our lives when we had least +contact. I wrote to Albus, describing, perhaps +insensitively, the wonders of my journey, from narrow +escapes from chimaeras in Greece to the experiments +of the Egyptian alchemists. His letters told me little of +his day-to-day life, which I guessed to be frustratingly +dull for such a brilliant wizard. Immersed in my own +experiences, it was with horror that I heard, toward +the end of my year’s travels, that yet another tragedy +had struck the Dumbledores: the death of his sister, +Ariana. + +Though Ariana had been in poor health for a long +time, the blow, coming so soon after the loss of their +mother, had a profound effect on both of her +brothers. All those closest to Albus — and I count +myself one of that lucky number — agree that +Ariana ’s death, and Albus’s feeling of personal +responsibility for it (though, of course, he was +guiltless), left their mark upon him forevermore. + + + +Page | 21 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I returned home to find a young man who had +experienced a much older person’s suffering. Albus +was more reserved than before, and much less light- +hearted. To add to his misery, the loss of Ariana had +led, not to a renewed closeness between Albus and +Aberforth, but to an estrangement. (In time this would +lift — in later years they reestablished, if not a close +relationship, then certainly a cordial one.) However, +he rarely spoke of his parents or of Ariana from then +on, and his friends learned not to mention them. + +Other quills will describe the triumphs of the following +years. Dumbledore’s innumerable contributions to the +store of Wizarding knowledge, including his discovery +of the twelve uses of dragon’s blood, will benefit +generations to come, as will the wisdom he displayed +in the many judgments he made while Chief Warlock of +the Wizengamot. They say, still, that no Wizarding duel +ever matched that between Dumbledore and +Grindelwald in 1 945. Those who witnessed it have +written of the terror and the awe they felt as they +watched these two extraordinary wizards do battle. +Dumbledore’s triumph, and its consequences for the +Wizarding world, are considered a turning point in +magical history to match the introduction of the +International Statute of Secrecy or the downfall of He- +Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. + +Albus Dumbledore was never proud or vain; he could +find something to value in anyone, however +apparently insignificant or wretched, and I believe +that his early losses endowed him with great +humanity and sympathy. I shall miss his friendship +more than I can say, but my loss is as nothing +compared to the Wizarding world’s. That he was the +most inspiring and the best loved of all Hogwarts +headmasters cannot be in question. He died as he +lived: working always for the greater good and, to his +last hour, as willing to stretch out a hand to a small +Page | 22 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +boy with dragon pox as he was on the day that I met +him. + +Harry finished reading but continued to gaze at the +picture accompanying the obituary. Dumbledore was +wearing his familiar, kindly smile, but as he peered +over the top of his half-moon spectacles, he gave the +impression, even in newsprint, of X-raying Harry, +whose sadness mingled with a sense of humiliation. + +He had thought he knew Dumbledore quite well, but +ever since reading this obituary he had been forced to +recognize that he had barely known him at all. Never +once had he imagined Dumbledore ’s childhood or +youth; it was as though he had sprung into being as +Harry had known him, venerable and silver-haired +and old. The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was +simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione +or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt. + +He had never thought to ask Dumbledore about his +past. No doubt it would have felt strange, impertinent +even, but after all, it had been common knowledge +that Dumbledore had taken part in that legendary +duel with Grindelwald, and Harry had not thought to +ask Dumbledore what that had been like, nor about +any of his other famous achievements. No, they had +always discussed Harry, Harry’s past, Harry’s future, +Harry’s plans ... and it seemed to Harry now, despite +the fact that his future was so dangerous and so +uncertain, that he had missed irreplaceable +opportunities when he had failed to ask Dumbledore +more about himself, even though the only personal +question he had ever asked his headmaster was also +the only one he suspected that Dumbledore had not +answered honestly: + +“ What do you see when you look in the mirror?” + + + +Page | 23 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“/? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks.” + +After several minutes’ thought, Harry tore the +obituary out of the Prophet, folded it carefully, and +tucked it inside the first volume of Practical Defensive +Magic and Its Use Against the Dark Arts. Then he +threw the rest of the newspaper onto the rubbish pile +and turned to face the room. It was much tidier. The +only things left out of place were today’s Daily +Prophet, still lying on the bed, and on top of it, the +piece of broken mirror. + +Harry moved across the room, slid the mirror +fragment off today’s Prophet, and unfolded the +newspaper. He had merely glanced at the headline +when he had taken the rolled-up paper from the +delivery owl early that morning and thrown it aside, +after noting that it said nothing about Voldemort. +Harry was sure that the Ministry was leaning on the +Prophet to suppress news about Voldemort. It was +only now, therefore, that he saw what he had missed. + +Across the bottom half of the front page a smaller +headline was set over a picture of Dumbledore +striding along looking harried: + +DUMBLEDORE — THE TRUTH AT LAST? + +Coming next week, the shocking story of the flawed +genius considered by many to be the greatest wizard +of his generation. Stripping away the popular image of +serene, silver-bearded wisdom, Rita Skeeter reveals +the disturbed childhood, the lawless youth, the +lifelong feuds, and the guilty secrets that Dumbledore +carried to his grave. WHY was the man tipped to be +Minister of Magic content to remain a mere +headmaster? WHAT was the real purpose of the secret +organization known as the Order of the Phoenix? + +HOW did Dumbledore really meet his end? + +Page | 24 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The answers to these and many more questions are +explored in the explosive new biography, The Life and +Lies of Albus Dumbledore, by Rita Skeeter, exclusively +interviewed by Betty Braithwaite, page 13, inside. + +Harry ripped open the paper and found page thirteen. +The article was topped with a picture showing +another familiar face: a woman wearing jeweled +glasses with elaborately curled blonde hair, her teeth +bared in what was clearly supposed to be a winning +smile, wiggling her fingers up at him. Doing his best +to ignore this nauseating image, Harry read on. + +In person, Rita Skeeter is much warmer and softer +than her famously ferocious quill-portraits might +suggest. Greeting me in the hallway of her cozy home, +she leads me straight into the kitchen for a cup of tea, +a slice of pound cake and, it goes without saying, a +steaming vat of freshest gossip. + +“Well, of course, Dumbledore is a biographer’s dream,” +says Skeeter. “Such a long, full life. I’m sure my book +will be the first of very, very many.” + +Skeeter was certainly quick off the mark. Her nine- +hundred-page book was completed a mere four weeks +after Dumbledore ’s mysterious death in June. I ask +her how she managed this superfast feat. + +“Oh, when you’ve been a journalist as long as I have, +working to a deadline is second nature. I knew that +the Wizarding world was clamoring for the full story +and I wanted to be the first to meet that need.” + +I mention the recent, widely publicized remarks of +Elphias Doge, Special Advisor to the Wizengamot and +longstanding friend of Albus Dumbledore’s, that +“Skeeter’s book contains less fact than a Chocolate +Frog card. ” + +Page | 25 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Skeeter throws back her head and laughs. + + + +“Darling Dodgy! I remember interviewing him a few +years back about merpeople rights, bless him. +Completely gaga, seemed to think we were sitting at +the bottom of Lake Windermere, kept telling me to +watch out for trout.” + +And yet Elphias Doge’s accusations of inaccuracy +have been echoed in many places. Does Skeeter really +feel that four short weeks have been enough to gain a +full picture of Dumbledore’s long and extraordinary +life? + +“Oh, my dear,” beams Skeeter, rapping me +affectionately across the knuckles, “you know as well +as I do how much information can be generated by a +fat bag of Galleons, a refusal to hear the word ‘no,’ +and a nice sharp Quick-Quotes Quill! People were +queuing to dish the dirt on Dumbledore anyway. Not +everyone thought he was so wonderful, you know — +he trod on an awful lot of important toes. But old +Dodgy Doge can get off his high hippogriff, because +I’ve had access to a source most journalists would +swap their wands for, one who has never spoken in +public before and who was close to Dumbledore +during the most turbulent and disturbing phase of +his youth.” + +The advance publicity for Skeeter’ s biography has +certainly suggested that there will be shocks in store +for those who believe Dumbledore to have led a +blameless life. What were the biggest surprises she +uncovered, I ask? + +“Now, come off it, Betty, I’m not giving away all the +highlights before anybody’s bought the book!” laughs +Skeeter. “But I can promise that anybody who still +thinks Dumbledore was white as his beard is in for a + +Page | 26 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rude awakening! Let’s just say that nobody hearing +him rage against You-Know-Who would have dreamed +that he dabbled in the Dark Arts himself in his youth! +And for a wizard who spent his later years pleading +for tolerance, he wasn’t exactly broad-minded when +he was younger! Yes, Albus Dumbledore had an +extremely murky past, not to mention that very fishy +family, which he worked so hard to keep hushed up.” + +I ask whether Skeeter is referring to Dumbledore ’s +brother, Aberforth, whose conviction by the +Wizengamot for misuse of magic caused a minor +scandal fifteen years ago. + +“Oh, Aberforth is just the tip of the dung heap, ” laughs +Skeeter. “No, no, I’m talking about much worse than a +brother with a fondness for fiddling about with goats, +worse even than the Muggle-maiming father — +Dumbledore couldn’t keep either of them quiet anyway, +they were both charged by the Wizengamot. No, it’s the +mother and the sister that intrigued me, and a little +digging uncovered a positive nest of nastiness — but, +as I say, you’ll have to wait for chapters nine to twelve +for full details. All I can say now is, it’s no wonder +Dumbledore never talked about how his nose got +broken. ” + +Family skeletons notwithstanding, does Skeeter deny +the brilliance that led to Dumbledore ’s many magical +discoveries? + +“He had brains,” she concedes, “although many now +question whether he could really take full credit for all +of his supposed achievements. As I reveal in chapter +sixteen, Ivor Dillonsby claims he had already +discovered eight uses of dragon’s blood when +Dumbledore ‘borrowed’ his papers.” + + + +Page | 27 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the importance of some of Dumbledore’s +achievements cannot, I venture, be denied. What of +his famous defeat of Grindelwald? + +“Oh, now, I’m glad you mentioned Grindelwald,” says +Skeeter with a tantalizing smile. “I’m afraid those who +go dewy-eyed over Dumbledore’s spectacular victory +must brace themselves for a bombshell — or perhaps +a Dungbomb. Very dirty business indeed. All I’ll say +is, don’t be so sure that there really was the +spectacular duel of legend. After they’ve read my +book, people may be forced to conclude that +Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief +from the end of his wand and came quietly!” + +Skeeter refuses to give any more away on this +intriguing subject, so we turn instead to the +relationship that will undoubtedly fascinate her +readers more than any other. + +“Oh yes,” says Skeeter, nodding briskly, “I devote an +entire chapter to the whole Potter-Dumbledore +relationship. It’s been called unhealthy, even sinister. +Again, your readers will have to buy my book for the +whole story, but there is no question that +Dumbledore took an unnatural interest in Potter from +the word go. Whether that was really in the boy’s best +interests — well, we’ll see. It’s certainly an open secret +that Potter has had a most troubled adolescence.” + +I ask whether Skeeter is still in touch with Harry +Potter, whom she so famously interviewed last year: a +breakthrough piece in which Potter spoke exclusively +of his conviction that You-Know-Who had returned. + +“Oh, yes, we’ve developed a close bond,” says Skeeter. +“Poor Potter has few real friends, and we met at one of +the most testing moments of his life — the Triwizard +Tournament. I am probably one of the only people + +Page | 28 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +alive who can say that they know the real Harry +Potter.” + +Which leads us neatly to the many rumors still +circulating about Dumbledore’s final hours. Does +Skeeter believe that Potter was there when +Dumbledore died? + +“Well, I don’t want to say too much — it’s all in the +book — but eyewitnesses inside Hogwarts castle saw +Potter running away from the scene moments after +Dumbledore fell, jumped, or was pushed. Potter later +gave evidence against Severus Snape, a man against +whom he has a notorious grudge. Is everything as it +seems? That is for the Wizarding community to decide +— once they’ve read my book.” + +On that intriguing note, I take my leave. There can be +no doubt that Skeeter has quilled an instant +bestseller. Dumbledore’s legions of admirers, +meanwhile, may well be trembling at what is soon to +emerge about their hero. + +Harry reached the bottom of the article, but +continued to stare blankly at the page. Revulsion and +fury rose in him like vomit; he balled up the +newspaper and threw it, with all his force, at the wall, +where it joined the rest of the rubbish heaped around +his overflowing bin. + +He began to stride blindly around the room, opening +empty drawers and picking up books only to replace +them on the same piles, barely conscious of what he +was doing, as random phrases from Rita’s article +echoed in his head: An entire chapter to the whole +Potter-Dumbledore relationship . . . It’s been called +unhealthy, even sinister. . . . He dabbled in the Dark +Arts himself in his youth . . . I’ve had access to a source +most journalists would swap their wands for ... + +Page | 29 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lies!” Harry bellowed, and through the window he +saw the next-door neighbor, who had paused to +restart his lawn mower, look up nervously. + +Harry sat down hard on the bed. The broken bit of +mirror danced away from him; he picked it up and +turned it over in his fingers, thinking, thinking of +Dumbledore and the lies with which Rita Skeeter was +defaming him. ... + +A flash of brightest blue. Harry froze, his cut finger +slipping on the jagged edge of the mirror again. He +had imagined it, he must have done. He glanced over +his shoulder, but the wall was a sickly peach color of +Aunt Petunia’s choosing: There was nothing blue +there for the mirror to reflect. He peered into the +mirror fragment again, and saw nothing but his own +bright green eye looking back at him. + +He had imagined it, there was no other explanation; +imagined it, because he had been thinking of his dead +headmaster. If anything was certain, it was that the +bright blue eyes of Albus Dumbledore would never +pierce him again. + + + +Page | 30 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +3 + + + + +THE DURSLEYS DEPARTING + +The sound of the front door slamming echoed up the +stairs and a voice yelled, “Oi! You!” + +Sixteen years of being addressed thus left Harry in no +doubt whom his uncle was calling; nevertheless, he +did not immediately respond. He was still gazing at +the mirror fragment in which, for a split second, he +had thought he saw Dumbledore’s eye. It was not +until his uncle bellowed, “BOY!” that Harry got slowly +to his feet and headed for the bedroom door, pausing +to add the piece of broken mirror to the rucksack +filled with things he would be taking with him. + +“You took your time!” roared Vernon Dursley when +Harry appeared at the top of the stairs. “Get down +here, I want a word!” + +Harry strolled downstairs, his hands deep in his jeans +pockets. When he reached the living room he found +all three Dursleys. They were dressed for traveling: +Uncle Vernon in a fawn zip-up jacket, Aunt Petunia in + + + +Page | 31 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +a neat salmon-colored coat, and Dudley, Harry’s +large, blond, muscular cousin, in his leather jacket. + + + +“Yes?” asked Harry. + +“Sit down!” said Uncle Vernon. Harry raised his +eyebrows. “Please!” added Uncle Vernon, wincing +slightly as though the word was sharp in his throat. + +Harry sat. He thought he knew what was coming. His +uncle began to pace up and down, Aunt Petunia and +Dudley following his movements with anxious +expressions. Finally, his large purple face crumpled +with concentration, Uncle Vernon stopped in front of +Harry and spoke. + +“I’ve changed my mind,” he said. + +“What a surprise,” said Harry. + +“Don’t you take that tone — ” began Aunt Petunia in a +shrill voice, but Vernon Dursley waved her down. + +“It’s all a lot of claptrap,” said Uncle Vernon, glaring +at Harry with piggy little eyes. “I’ve decided I don’t +believe a word of it. We’re staying put, we’re not going +anywhere.” + +Harry looked up at his uncle and felt a mixture of +exasperation and amusement. Vernon Dursley had +been changing his mind every twenty-four hours for +the past four weeks, packing and unpacking and +repacking the car with every change of heart. Harry’s +favorite moment had been the one when Uncle +Vernon, unaware that Dudley had added his +dumbbells to his case since the last time it had been +unpacked, had attempted to hoist it back into the +boot and collapsed with roars of pain and much +swearing. + +Page | 32 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“According to you,” Vernon Dursley said now, +resuming his pacing up and down the living room, +“we — Petunia, Dudley, and I — are in danger. From + + + +— from — ” + + + +“Some of ‘my lot,’ right,” said Harry. + +“Well, I don’t believe it,” repeated Uncle Vernon, +coming to a halt in front of Harry again. “I was awake +half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a +plot to get the house.” + +“The house?” repeated Harry. “What house?” + +“ This house!” shrieked Uncle Vernon, the vein in his +forehead starting to pulse. “Our house! House prices +are skyrocketing around here! You want us out of the +way and then you’re going to do a bit of hocus-pocus +and before we know it the deeds will be in your name +and — ” + +“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot +to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you +look?” + +“Don’t you dare — !” squealed Aunt Petunia, but +again, Vernon waved her down: Slights on his +personal appearance were, it seemed, as nothing to +the danger he had spotted. + +“Just in case you’ve forgotten,” said Harry, “I’ve +already got a house, my godfather left me one. So why +would I want this one? All the happy memories?” + +There was silence. Harry thought he had rather +impressed his uncle with this argument. + +“You claim,” said Uncle Vernon, starting to pace yet +again, “that this Lord Thing — ” + +Page | 33 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — Voldemort,” said Harry impatiently, “and we’ve +been through this about a hundred times already. + +This isn’t a claim, it’s fact, Dumbledore told you last +year, and Kingsley and Mr. Weasley — ” + +Vernon Dursley hunched his shoulders angrily, and +Harry guessed that his uncle was attempting to ward +off recollections of the unannounced visit, a few days +into Harry’s summer holidays, of two fully grown +wizards. The arrival on the doorstep of Kingsley +Shacklebolt and Arthur Weasley had come as a most +unpleasant shock to the Dursleys. Harry had to +admit, however, that as Mr. Weasley had once +demolished half of the living room, his reappearance +could not have been expected to delight Uncle +Vernon. + +“ — Kingsley and Mr. Weasley explained it all as well,” +Harry pressed on remorselessly. “Once I’m seventeen, +the protective charm that keeps me safe will break, +and that exposes you as well as me. The Order is sure +Voldemort will target you, whether to torture you to +try and find out where I am, or because he thinks by +holding you hostage I’d come and try to rescue you.” + +Uncle Vernon’s and Harry’s eyes met. Harry was sure +that in that instant they were both wondering the +same thing. Then Uncle Vernon walked on and Harry +resumed, “You’ve got to go into hiding and the Order +wants to help. You’re being offered serious protection, +the best there is.” + +Uncle Vernon said nothing, but continued to pace up +and down. Outside the sun hung low over the privet +hedges. The next-door neighbor’s lawn mower stalled +again. + +“I thought there was a Ministry of Magic?” asked +Vernon Dursley abruptly. + +Page | 34 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There is,” said Harry, surprised. + + + +“Well, then, why can’t they protect us? It seems to me +that, as innocent victims, guilty of nothing more than +harboring a marked man, we ought to qualify for +government protection!” + +Harry laughed; he could not help himself. It was so +very typical of his uncle to put his hopes in the +establishment, even within this world that he +despised and mistrusted. + +“You heard what Mr. Weasley and Kingsley said,” +Harry replied. “We think the Ministry has been +infiltrated.” + +Uncle Vernon strode to the fireplace and back, +breathing so heavily that his great black mustache +rippled, his face still purple with concentration. + +“All right,” he said, stopping in front of Harry yet +again. “All right, let’s say, for the sake of argument, +we accept this protection. I still don’t see why we can’t +have that Kingsley bloke.” + +Harry managed not to roll his eyes, but with difficulty. +This question had also been addressed half a dozen +times. + +“As I’ve told you,” he said through gritted teeth, +“Kingsley is protecting the Mug — I mean, your Prime +Minister.” + +“Exactly — he’s the best!” said Uncle Vernon, pointing +at the blank television screen. The Dursleys had +spotted Kingsley on the news, walking along +discreetly behind the Muggle Prime Minister as he +visited a hospital. This, and the fact that Kingsley had +mastered the knack of dressing like a Muggle, not to +Page | 35 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mention a certain reassuring something in his slow, +deep voice, had caused the Dursleys to take to +Kingsley in a way that they had certainly not done +with any other wizard, although it was true that they +had never seen him with his earring in. + +“Well, he’s taken,” said Harry. “But Hestia Jones and +Dedalus Diggle are more than up to the job — ” + +“If we’d even seen CVs ...” began Uncle Vernon, but +Harry lost patience. Getting to his feet, he advanced +on his uncle, now pointing at the TV set himself. + +“These accidents aren’t accidents — the crashes and +explosions and derailments and whatever else has +happened since we last watched the news. People are +disappearing and dying and he’s behind it — +Voldemort. I’ve told you this over and over again, he +kills Muggles for fun. Even the fogs — they’re caused +by dementors, and if you can’t remember what they +are, ask your son!” + +Dudley’s hands jerked upward to cover his mouth. +With his parents’ and Harry’s eyes upon him, he +slowly lowered them again and asked, “There are . . . +more of them?” + +“More?” laughed Harry. “More than the two that +attacked us, you mean? Of course there are, there are +hundreds, maybe thousands by this time, seeing as +they feed off fear and despair — ” + +“All right, all right,” blustered Vernon Dursley. + +“You’ve made your point — ” + +“I hope so,” said Harry, “because once I’m seventeen, +all of them — Death Eaters, dementors, maybe even +Inferi — which means dead bodies enchanted by a +Dark wizard — will be able to find you and will + +Page | 36 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +certainly attack you. And if you remember the last +time you tried to outrun wizards, I think you 11 agree +you need help.” + +There was a brief silence in which the distant echo of +Hagrid smashing down a wooden front door seemed +to reverberate through the intervening years. Aunt +Petunia was looking at Uncle Vernon; Dudley was +staring at Harry. Finally Uncle Vernon blurted out, +“But what about my work? What about Dudley’s +school? I don’t suppose those things matter to a +bunch of layabout wizards — ” + +“Don’t you understand?” shouted Harry. “They will +torture and kill you like they did my parents !” + +“Dad,” said Dudley in a loud voice, “Dad — I’m going +with these Order people.” + +“Dudley,” said Harry, “for the first time in your life, +you’re talking sense.” + +He knew that the battle was won. If Dudley was +frightened enough to accept the Order’s help, his +parents would accompany him: There could be no +question of being separated from their Diddykins. +Harry glanced at the carriage clock on the +mantelpiece. + +“They’ll be here in about five minutes,” he said, and +when none of the Dursleys replied, he left the room. +The prospect of parting — probably forever — from +his aunt, uncle, and cousin was one that he was able +to contemplate quite cheerfully, but there was +nevertheless a certain awkwardness in the air. What +did you say to one another at the end of sixteen years’ +solid dislike? + + + +Page | 37 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Back in his bedroom, Harry fiddled aimlessly with his +rucksack, then poked a couple of owl nuts through +the bars of Hedwig’s cage. They fell with dull thuds to +the bottom, where she ignored them. + +“We’re leaving soon, really soon,” Harry told her. “And +then you’ll be able to fly again.” + +The doorbell rang. Harry hesitated, then headed back +out of his room and downstairs. It was too much to +expect Hestia and Dedalus to cope with the Dursleys +on their own. + +“Harry Potter!” squeaked an excited voice, the +moment Harry had opened the door; a small man in a +mauve top hat was sweeping him a deep bow. “An +honor, as ever!” + +“Thanks, Dedalus,” said Harry, bestowing a small and +embarrassed smile upon the dark-haired Hestia. “It’s +really good of you to do this. ... They’re through here, +my aunt and uncle and cousin. ...” + +“Good day to you, Harry Potter’s relatives!” said +Dedalus happily, striding into the living room. The +Dursleys did not look at all happy to be addressed +thus; Harry half expected another change of mind. +Dudley shrank nearer to his mother at the sight of +the witch and wizard. + +“I see you are packed and ready. Excellent! The plan, +as Harry has told you, is a simple one,” said Dedalus, +pulling an immense pocket watch out of his waistcoat +and examining it. “We shall be leaving before Harry +does. Due to the danger of using magic in your house +— Harry being still underage, it could provide the +Ministry with an excuse to arrest him — we shall be +driving, say, ten miles or so, before Disapparating to +the safe location we have picked out for you. You +Page | 38 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +know how to drive, I take it?” he asked Uncle Vernon +politely. + +“Know how to — ? Of course I ruddy well know how to +drive!” spluttered Uncle Vernon. + +“Very clever of you, sir, very clever, I personally would +be utterly bamboozled by all those buttons and +knobs,” said Dedalus. He was clearly under the +impression that he was flattering Vernon Dursley, +who was visibly losing confidence in the plan with +every word Dedalus spoke. + +“Can’t even drive,” he muttered under his breath, his +mustache rippling indignantly, but fortunately neither +Dedalus nor Hestia seemed to hear him. + +“You, Harry,” Dedalus continued, “will wait here for +your guard. There has been a little change in the +arrangements — ” + +“What d’you mean?” said Harry at once. “I thought +Mad-Eye was going to come and take me by Side- +Along- Apparition?” + +“Can’t do it,” said Hestia tersely. “Mad-Eye will +explain.” + +The Dursleys, who had listened to all of this with +looks of utter incomprehension on their faces, jumped +as a loud voice screeched, “Hurry up\” Harry looked +all around the room before realizing that the voice +had issued from Dedalus’s pocket watch. + +“Quite right, we’re operating to a very tight schedule,” +said Dedalus, nodding at his watch and tucking it +back into his waistcoat. “We are attempting to time +your departure from the house with your family’s +Disapparition, Harry; thus, the charm breaks at the +Page | 39 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moment you all head for safety.” He turned to the +Dursleys. “Well, are we all packed and ready to go?” + +None of them answered him. Uncle Vernon was still +staring, appalled, at the bulge in Dedalus’s waistcoat +pocket. + +“Perhaps we should wait outside in the hall, + +Dedalus,” murmured Hestia. She clearly felt that it +would be tactless for them to remain in the room +while Harry and the Dursleys exchanged loving, +possibly tearful farewells. + +“There’s no need,” Harry muttered, but Uncle Vernon +made any further explanation unnecessary by saying +loudly, + +“Well, this is good-bye, then, boy.” + +He swung his right arm upward to shake Harry’s +hand, but at the last moment seemed unable to face +it, and merely closed his fist and began swinging it +backward and forward like a metronome. + +“Ready, Diddy?” asked Aunt Petunia, fussily checking +the clasp of her handbag so as to avoid looking at +Harry altogether. + +Dudley did not answer, but stood there with his +mouth slightly ajar, reminding Harry a little of the +giant, Grawp. + +“Come along, then,” said Uncle Vernon. + +He had already reached the living room door when +Dudley mumbled, “I don’t understand.” + +“What don’t you understand, popkin?” asked Aunt +Petunia, looking up at her son. + +Page | 40 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dudley raised a large, hamlike hand to point at +Harry. + +“Why isn’t he coming with us?” + +Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia froze where they +stood, staring at Dudley as though he had just +expressed a desire to become a ballerina. + +“What?” said Uncle Vernon loudly. + +“Why isn’t he coming too?” asked Dudley. + +“Well, he — he doesn’t want to,” said Uncle Vernon, +turning to glare at Harry and adding, “You don’t want +to, do you?” + +“Not in the slightest,” said Harry. + +“There you are,” Uncle Vernon told Dudley. “Now +come on, we’re off.” + +He marched out of the room. They heard the front +door open, but Dudley did not move and after a few +faltering steps Aunt Petunia stopped too. + +“What now?” barked Uncle Vernon, reappearing in the +doorway. + +It seemed that Dudley was struggling with concepts +too difficult to put into words. After several moments +of apparently painful internal struggle he said, “But +where’s he going to go?” + +Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon looked at each other. +It was clear that Dudley was frightening them. Hestia +Jones broke the silence. + + + +Page | 41 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But . . . surely you know where your nephew is +going?” she asked, looking bewildered. + +“Certainly we know,” said Vernon Dursley. “He’s off +with some of your lot, isn’t he? Right, Dudley, let’s get +in the car, you heard the man, we’re in a hurry.” + +Again, Vernon Dursley marched as far as the front +door, but Dudley did not follow. + +“Off with some of our lot?” + +Hestia looked outraged. Harry had met this attitude +before: Witches and wizards seemed stunned that his +closest living relatives took so little interest in the +famous Harry Potter. + +“It’s fine,” Harry assured her. “It doesn’t matter, +honestly.” + +“Doesn’t matter?” repeated Hestia, her voice rising +ominously. “Don’t these people realize what you’ve +been through? What danger you are in? The unique +position you hold in the hearts of the anti-Voldemort +movement?” + +“Er — no, they don’t,” said Harry. “They think I’m a +waste of space, actually, but I’m used to — ” + +“I don’t think you’re a waste of space.” + +If Harry had not seen Dudley’s lips move, he might +not have believed it. As it was, he stared at Dudley for +several seconds before accepting that it must have +been his cousin who had spoken; for one thing, + +Dudley had turned red. Harry was embarrassed and +astonished himself. + +“Well ... er ... thanks, Dudley.” + +Page | 42 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Again, Dudley appeared to grapple with thoughts too +unwieldy for expression before mumbling, “You saved +my life.” + +“Not really,” said Harry. “It was your soul the +dementor would have taken. ...” + +He looked curiously at his cousin. They had had +virtually no contact during this summer or last, as +Harry had come back to Privet Drive so briefly and +kept to his room so much. It now dawned on Harry, +however, that the cup of cold tea on which he had +trodden that morning might not have been a booby +trap at all. Although rather touched, he was +nevertheless quite relieved that Dudley appeared to +have exhausted his ability to express his feelings. +After opening his mouth once or twice more, Dudley +subsided into scarlet-faced silence. + +Aunt Petunia burst into tears. Hestia Jones gave her +an approving look that changed to outrage as Aunt +Petunia ran forward and embraced Dudley rather +than Harry. + +“S-so sweet, Dudders ...” she sobbed into his massive +chest. “S-such a lovely b-boy ... s-saying thank you + + + +“But he hasn’t said thank you at all!” said Hestia +indignantly. “He only said he didn’t think Harry was a +waste of space!” + +“Yeah, but coming from Dudley that’s like ‘I love you,’ +” said Harry, torn between annoyance and a desire to +laugh as Aunt Petunia continued to clutch at Dudley +as if he had just saved Harry from a burning building. + + + +Page | 43 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are we going or not?” roared Uncle Vernon, +reappearing yet again at the living room door. “I +thought we were on a tight schedule!” + +“Yes — yes, we are,” said Dedalus Diggle, who had +been watching these exchanges with an air of +bemusement and now seemed to pull himself +together. “We really must be off. Harry — ” + +He tripped forward and wrung Harry’s hand with both +of his own. + +“ — good luck. I hope we meet again. The hopes of the +Wizarding world rest upon your shoulders.” + +“Oh,” said Harry, “right. Thanks.” + +“Farewell, Harry,” said Hestia, also clasping his hand. +“Our thoughts go with you.” + +“I hope everything’s okay,” said Harry with a glance +toward Aunt Petunia and Dudley. + +“Oh, I’m sure we shall end up the best of chums,” +said Diggle brightly, waving his hat as he left the +room. Hestia followed him. + +Dudley gently released himself from his mother’s +clutches and walked toward Harry, who had to +repress an urge to threaten him with magic. Then +Dudley held out his large, pink hand. + +“Blimey, Dudley,” said Harry over Aunt Petunia’s +renewed sobs, “did the dementors blow a different +personality into you?” + +“Dunno,” muttered Dudley. “See you, Harry.” + + + +Page | 44 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah ...” said Harry, taking Dudley’s hand and +shaking it. “Maybe. Take care, Big D.” + +Dudley nearly smiled, then lumbered from the room. +Harry heard his heavy footfalls on the graveled drive, +and then a car door slammed. + +Aunt Petunia, whose face had been buried in her +handkerchief, looked around at the sound. She did +not seem to have expected to find herself alone with +Harry. Hastily stowing her wet handkerchief into her +pocket, she said, “Well — good-bye,” and marched +toward the door without looking at him. + +“Good-bye,” said Harry. + +She stopped and looked back. For a moment Harry +had the strangest feeling that she wanted to say +something to him: She gave him an odd, tremulous +look and seemed to teeter on the edge of speech, but +then, with a little jerk of her head, she bustled out of +the room after her husband and son. + + + +Page | 45 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE SEVEN POTTERS + +Harry ran back upstairs to his bedroom, arriving at +the window just in time to see the Dursleys’ car +swinging out of the drive and off up the road. +Dedalus’s top hat was visible between Aunt Petunia +and Dudley in the backseat. The car turned right at +the end of Privet Drive, its windows burned scarlet for +a moment in the now setting sun, and then it was +gone. + +Harry picked up Hedwig’s cage, his Firebolt, and his +rucksack, gave his unnaturally tidy bedroom one last +sweeping look, and then made his ungainly way back +downstairs to the hall, where he deposited cage, +broomstick, and bag near the foot of the stairs. The +light was fading rapidly now, the hall full of shadows +in the evening light. It felt most strange to stand here +in the silence and know that he was about to leave +the house for the last time. Long ago, when he had +been left alone while the Dursleys went out to enjoy +themselves, the hours of solitude had been a rare +treat: Pausing only to sneak something tasty from the +fridge, he had rushed upstairs to play on Dudley’s + +Page | 46 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +computer, or put on the television and flicked through +the channels to his heart’s content. It gave him an +odd, empty feeling to remember those times; it was +like remembering a younger brother whom he had +lost. + +“Don’t you want to take a last look at the place?” he +asked Hedwig, who was still sulking with her head +under her wing. “We’ll never be here again. Don’t you +want to remember all the good times? I mean, look at +this doormat. What memories ... Dudley puked on it +after I saved him from the dementors. ... Turns out he +was grateful after all, can you believe it? ... And last +summer, Dumbledore walked through that front door. + + + +Harry lost the thread of his thoughts for a moment +and Hedwig did nothing to help him retrieve it, but +continued to sit with her head under her wing. Harry +turned his back on the front door. + +“And under here, Hedwig” — Harry pulled open a door +under the stairs — “is where I used to sleep! You +never knew me then — Blimey, it’s small, I’d +forgotten. ...” + +Harry looked around at the stacked shoes and +umbrellas, remembering how he used to wake every +morning looking up at the underside of the staircase, +which was more often than not adorned with a spider +or two. Those had been the days before he had known +anything about his true identity; before he had found +out how his parents had died or why such strange +things often happened around him. But Harry could +still remember the dreams that had dogged him, even +in those days: confused dreams involving flashes of +green light and once — Uncle Vernon had nearly +crashed the car when Harry had recounted it — a +flying motorbike . . . + +Page | 47 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a sudden, deafening roar from somewhere +nearby. Harry straightened up with a jerk and +smacked the top of his head on the low door frame. +Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s +choicest swear words, he staggered back into the +kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the +window into the back garden. + +The darkness seemed to be rippling, the air itself +quivering. Then, one by one, figures began to pop into +sight as their Disillusionment Charms lifted. +Dominating the scene was Hagrid, wearing a helmet +and goggles and sitting astride an enormous +motorbike with a black sidecar attached. All around +him other people were dismounting from brooms and, +in two cases, skeletal, black winged horses. + +Wrenching open the back door, Harry hurtled into +their midst. There was a general cry of greeting as +Hermione flung her arms around him, Ron clapped +him on the back, and Hagrid said, “All righ’, Harry? +Ready fer the off?” + +“Definitely,” said Harry, beaming around at them all. +“But I wasn’t expecting this many of you!” + +“Change of plan,” growled Mad-Eye, who was holding +two enormous, bulging sacks, and whose magical eye +was spinning from darkening sky to house to garden +with dizzying rapidity. “Let’s get undercover before we +talk you through it.” + +Harry led them all back into the kitchen where, +laughing and chattering, they settled on chairs, sat +themselves upon Aunt Petunia’s gleaming work +surfaces, or leaned up against her spotless +appliances: Ron, long and lanky; Hermione, her +bushy hair tied back in a long plait; Fred and George, +grinning identically; Bill, badly scarred and long- +P a g e | 48 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +haired; Mr. Weasley, kind-faced, balding, his +spectacles a little awry; Mad-Eye, battle-worn, one- +legged, his bright blue magical eye whizzing in its +socket; Tonks, whose short hair was her favorite +shade of bright pink; Lupin, grayer, more lined; Fleur, +slender and beautiful, with her long silvery blonde +hair; Kingsley, bald, black, broad-shouldered; Hagrid, +with his wild hair and beard, standing hunchbacked +to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling; and +Mundungus Fletcher, small, dirty, and hangdog, with +his droopy basset hound’s eyes and matted hair. +Harry’s heart seemed to expand and glow at the sight: +He felt incredibly fond of all of them, even +Mundungus, whom he had tried to strangle the last +time they had met. + +“Kingsley, I thought you were looking after the Muggle +Prime Minister?” he called across the room. + +“He can get along without me for one night,” said +Kingsley. “You’re more important.” + +“Harry, guess what?” said Tonks from her perch on +top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left +hand at him; a ring glittered there. + +“You got married?” Harry yelped, looking from her to +Lupin. + +“I’m sorry you couldn’t be there, Harry, it was very +quiet.” + +“That’s brilliant, congrat — ” + +“All right, all right, we’ll have time for a cozy catch-up +later!” roared Moody over the hubbub, and silence fell +in the kitchen. Moody dropped his sacks at his feet +and turned to Harry. “As Dedalus probably told you, +we had to abandon Plan A. Pius Thicknesse has gone +Page | 49 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +over, which gives us a big problem. He’s made it an +imprisonable offense to connect this house to the Floo +Network, place a Portkey here, or Apparate in or out. +All done in the name of your protection, to prevent +You-Know-Who getting in at you. Absolutely +pointless, seeing as your mother’s charm does that +already. What he’s really done is to stop you getting +out of here safely. + +“Second problem: You’re underage, which means +you’ve still got the Trace on you.” + +“I don’t — ” + +“The Trace, the Trace!” said Mad-Eye impatiently. + +“The charm that detects magical activity around +under-seventeens, the way the Ministry finds out +about underage magic! If you, or anyone around you, +casts a spell to get you out of here, Thicknesse is +going to know about it, and so will the Death Eaters. + +“We can’t wait for the Trace to break, because the +moment you turn seventeen you’ll lose all the +protection your mother gave you. In short: Pius +Thicknesse thinks he’s got you cornered good and +proper.” + +Harry could not help but agree with the unknown +Thicknesse. + +“So what are we going to do?” + +“We’re going to use the only means of transport left to +us, the only ones the Trace can’t detect, because we +don’t need to cast spells to use them: brooms, +thestrals, and Hagrid’s motorbike.” + + + +Page | 50 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could see flaws in this plan; however, he held +his tongue to give Mad-Eye the chance to address +them. + +“Now, your mother’s charm will only break under two +conditions: when you come of age, or” — Moody +gestured around the pristine kitchen — “you no +longer call this place home. You and your aunt and +uncle are going your separate ways tonight, in the full +understanding that you’re never going to live together +again, correct?” + +Harry nodded. + +“So this time, when you leave, there’ll be no going +back, and the charm will break the moment you get +outside its range. We’re choosing to break it early, +because the alternative is waiting for You-Know-Who +to come and seize you the moment you turn +seventeen. + +“The one thing we’ve got on our side is that You- +Know-Who doesn’t know we’re moving you tonight. +We’ve leaked a fake trail to the Ministry: They think +you’re not leaving until the thirtieth. However, this is +You-Know-Who we’re dealing with, so we can’t just +rely on him getting the date wrong; he’s bound to +have a couple of Death Eaters patrolling the skies in +this general area, just in case. So, we’ve given a dozen +different houses every protection we can throw at +them. They all look like they could be the place we’re +going to hide you, they’ve all got some connection +with the Order: my house, Kingsley’s place, Molly’s +Auntie Muriel’s — you get the idea.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, not entirely truthfully, because he +could still spot a gaping hole in the plan. + + + +Page | 51 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ll be going to Tonks’s parents. Once you’re +within the boundaries of the protective enchantments +we’ve put on their house, you’ll be able to use a +Portkey to the Burrow. Any questions?” + +“Er — yes,” said Harry. “Maybe they won’t know +which of the twelve secure houses I’m heading for at +first, but won’t it be sort of obvious once” — he +performed a quick headcount — “fourteen of us fly off +toward Tonks’s parents’?” + +“Ah,” said Moody, “I forgot to mention the key point. +Fourteen of us won’t be flying to Tonks’s parents’. +There will be seven Harry Potters moving through the +skies tonight, each of them with a companion, each +pair heading for a different safe house.” + +From inside his cloak Moody now withdrew a flask of +what looked like mud. There was no need for him to +say another word; Harry understood the rest of the +plan immediately. + +“No!” he said loudly, his voice ringing through the +kitchen. “No way!” + +“I told them you’d take it like this,” said Hermione +with a hint of complacency. + +“If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives + +— !” + +“ — because it’s the first time for all of us,” said Ron. + +“This is different, pretending to be me — ” + +“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,” said Fred +earnestly. “Imagine if something went wrong and we +were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.” + + + +Page | 52 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry did not smile. + + + +“You can’t do it if I don’t cooperate, you need me to +give you some hair.” + +“Well, that’s that plan scuppered,” said George. +“Obviously there’s no chance at all of us getting a bit +of your hair unless you cooperate.” + +“Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who’s not +allowed to use magic; we’ve got no chance,” said Fred. + +“Funny,” said Harry, “really amusing.” + +“If it has to come to force, then it will,” growled +Moody, his magical eye now quivering a little in its +socket as he glared at Harry. “Everyone here’s +overage, Potter, and they’re all prepared to take the +risk.” + +Mundungus shrugged and grimaced; the magical eye +swerved sideways to glare at him out of the side of +Moody’s head. + +“Let’s have no more arguments. Time’s wearing on. I +want a few of your hairs, boy, now.” + +“But this is mad, there’s no need — ” + +“No need!” snarled Moody. “With You-Know-Who out +there and half the Ministry on his side? Potter, if +we’re lucky hell have swallowed the fake bait and +he’ll be planning to ambush you on the thirtieth, but +he’d be mad not to have a Death Eater or two keeping +an eye out, it’s what I’d do. They might not be able to +get at you or this house while your mother’s charm +holds, but it’s about to break and they know the +rough position of the place. Our only chance is to use + +Page | 53 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +decoys. Even You-Know-Who can’t split himself into +seven.” + +Harry caught Hermione’s eye and looked away at +once. + +“So, Potter — some of your hair, if you please.” + +Harry glanced at Ron, who grimaced at him in a just- +do-it sort of way. + +“Now!” barked Moody. + +With all of their eyes upon him, Harry reached up to +the top of his head, grabbed a hank of hair, and +pulled. + +“Good,” said Moody, limping forward as he pulled the +stopper out of the flask of potion. “Straight in here, if +you please.” + +Harry dropped the hair into the mudlike liquid. The +moment it made contact with its surface, the potion +began to froth and smoke, then, all at once, it turned +a clear, bright gold. + +“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, +Harry,” said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron’s +raised eyebrows, blushing slightly, and saying, “Oh, +you know what I mean — Goyle ’s potion looked like +bogies.” + +“Right then, fake Potters line up over here, please,” +said Moody. + +Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, and Fleur lined up in +front of Aunt Petunia’s gleaming sink. + +“We’re one short,” said Lupin. + +Page | 54 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Here,” said Hagrid gruffly, and he lifted Mundungus +by the scruff of the neck and dropped him down +beside Fleur, who wrinkled her nose pointedly and +moved along to stand between Fred and George +instead. + +“I’ve toldjer, I’d sooner be a protector,” said +Mundungus. + +“Shut it,” growled Moody. “As I’ve already told you, +you spineless worm, any Death Eaters we run into +will be aiming to capture Potter, not kill him. +Dumbledore always said You-Know-Who would want +to finish Potter in person. It’ll be the protectors who +have got the most to worry about, the Death Eaters’ll +want to kill them.” + +Mundungus did not look particularly reassured, but +Moody was already pulling half a dozen eggcup-sized +glasses from inside his cloak, which he handed out, +before pouring a little Polyjuice Potion into each one. + +“Altogether, then ...” + +Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Fleur, and Mundungus +drank. All of them gasped and grimaced as the potion +hit their throats: At once, their features began to +bubble and distort like hot wax. Hermione and +Mundungus were shooting upward; Ron, Fred, and +George were shrinking; their hair was darkening, +Hermione’s and Fleur’s appearing to shoot backward +into their skulls. + +Moody, quite unconcerned, was now loosening the +ties of the large sacks he had brought with him. When +he straightened up again, there were six Harry Potters +gasping and panting in front of him. + + + +Page | 55 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fred and George turned to each other and said +together, “Wow — we’re identical!” + +“I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking,” said +Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle. + +“Bah,” said Fleur, checking herself in the microwave +door, “Bill, don’t look at me — I’m ’ideous.” + +“Those whose clothes are a bit roomy, I’ve got smaller +here,” said Moody, indicating the first sack, “and vice +versa. Don’t forget the glasses, there’s six pairs in the +side pocket. And when you’re dressed, there’s luggage +in the other sack.” + +The real Harry thought that this might just be the +most bizarre thing he had ever seen, and he had seen +some extremely odd things. He watched as his six +doppelgangers rummaged in the sacks, pulling out +sets of clothes, putting on glasses, stuffing their own +things away. He felt like asking them to show a little +more respect for his privacy as they all began +stripping off with impunity, clearly much more at ease +with displaying his body than they would have been +with their own. + +“I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo,” said Ron, +looking down at his bare chest. + +“Harry, your eyesight really is awful,” said Hermione, +as she put on glasses. + +Once dressed, the fake Harrys took rucksacks and +owl cages, each containing a stuffed snowy owl, from +the second sack. + +“Good,” said Moody, as at last seven dressed, +bespectacled, and luggage-laden Harrys faced him. + + + +Page | 56 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The pairs will be as follows: Mundungus will be +traveling with me, by broom — ” + +“Why’m I with you?” grunted the Harry nearest the +back door. + +“Because you’re the one that needs watching,” +growled Moody, and sure enough, his magical eye did +not waver from Mundungus as he continued, “Arthur +and Fred — ” + +“I’m George,” said the twin at whom Moody was +pointing. “Can’t you even tell us apart when we’re +Harry?” + +“Sorry, George — ” + +“I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really — ” + +“Enough messing around!” snarled Moody. “The other +one — George or Fred or whoever you are — you’re +with Remus. Miss Delacour — ” + +“I’m taking Fleur on a thestral,” said Bill. “She’s not +that fond of brooms.” + +Fleur walked over to stand beside him, giving him a +soppy, slavish look that Harry hoped with all his +heart would never appear on his face again. + +“Miss Granger with Kingsley, again by thestral — ” + +Hermione looked reassured as she answered +Kingsley’s smile; Harry knew that Hermione too +lacked confidence on a broomstick. + +“Which leaves you and me, Ron!” said Tonks brightly, +knocking over a mug tree as she waved at him. + + + +Page | 57 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron did not look quite as pleased as Hermione. + + + +“An’ you’re with me, Harry. That all righ’?” said +Hagrid, looking a little anxious. “We’ll be on the bike, +brooms an’ thestrals can’t take me weight, see. Not a +lot o’ room on the seat with me on it, though, so you’ll +be in the sidecar.” + +“That’s great,” said Harry, not altogether truthfully. + +“We think the Death Eaters will expect you to be on a +broom,” said Moody, who seemed to guess how Harry +was feeling. “Snape’s had plenty of time to tell them +everything about you he’s never mentioned before, so +if we do run into any Death Eaters, we’re betting +they’ll choose one of the Potters who look at home on +a broomstick. All right then,” he went on, tying up the +sack with the fake Potters’ clothes in it and leading +the way back to the door, “I make it three minutes +until we’re supposed to leave. No point locking the +back door, it won’t keep the Death Eaters out when +they come looking. ... Come on. ...” + +Harry hurried into the hall to fetch his rucksack, +Firebolt, and Hedwig’s cage before joining the others +in the dark back garden. On every side broomsticks +were leaping into hands; Hermione had already been +helped up onto a great black thestral by Kingsley, +Fleur onto the other by Bill. Hagrid was standing +ready beside the motorbike, goggles on. + +“Is this it? Is this Sirius’s bike?” + +“The very same,” said Hagrid, beaming down at Harry. +“An’ the last time yeh was on it, Harry, I could fit yeh +in one hand!” + +Harry could not help but feel a little humiliated as he +got into the sidecar. It placed him several feet below + +Page | 58 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +everybody else: Ron smirked at the sight of him +sitting there like a child in a bumper car. Harry +stuffed his rucksack and broomstick down by his feet +and rammed Hedwig’s cage between his knees. It was +extremely uncomfortable. + +“Arthur’s done a bit o’ tinkerin’,” said Hagrid, quite +oblivious to Harry’s discomfort. He settled himself +astride the motorcycle, which creaked slightly and +sank inches into the ground. “It’s got a few tricks up +its handlebars now. Tha’ one was my idea.” + +He pointed a thick finger at a purple button near the +speedometer. + +“Please be careful, Hagrid,” said Mr. Weasley, who +was standing beside them, holding his broomstick. +“I’m still not sure that was advisable and it’s certainly +only to be used in emergencies.” + +“All right then,” said Moody. “Everyone ready, please; + +I want us all to leave at exactly the same time or the +whole point of the diversion’s lost.” + +Everybody mounted their brooms. + +“Hold tight now, Ron,” said Tonks, and Harry saw +Ron throw a furtive, guilty look at Lupin before +placing his hands on either side of her waist. Hagrid +kicked the motorbike into life: It roared like a dragon, +and the sidecar began to vibrate. + +“Good luck, everyone,” shouted Moody. “See you all in +about an hour at the Burrow. On the count of three. +One ... two ... THREE.” + +There was a great roar from the motorbike, and Harry +felt the sidecar give a nasty lurch: He was rising +through the air fast, his eyes watering slightly, hair + +Page | 59 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whipped back off his face. Around him brooms were +soaring upward too; the long black tail of a thestral +flicked past. His legs, jammed into the sidecar by +Hedwig’s cage and his rucksack, were already sore +and starting to go numb. So great was his discomfort +that he almost forgot to take a last glimpse of number +four, Privet Drive; by the time he looked over the edge +of the sidecar he could no longer tell which one it +was. Higher and higher they climbed into the sky — + +And then, out of nowhere, out of nothing, they were +surrounded. At least thirty hooded figures, suspended +in midair, formed a vast circle in the midst of which +the Order members had risen, oblivious — + +Screams, a blaze of green light on every side: Hagrid +gave a yell and the motorbike rolled over. Harry lost +any sense of where they were: Streetlights above him, +yells around him, he was clinging to the sidecar for +dear life. Hedwig’s cage, the Firebolt, and his +rucksack slipped from beneath his knees — + +“No — HEDWIG!” + +The broomstick spun to earth, but he just managed +to seize the strap of his rucksack and the top of the +cage as the motorbike swung the right way up again. +A second’s relief, and then another burst of green +light. The owl screeched and fell to the floor of the +cage. + +“No — NO!” + +The motorbike zoomed forward; Harry glimpsed +hooded Death Eaters scattering as Hagrid blasted +through their circle. + +“Hedwig — Hedwig — ” + + + +Page | 60 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the owl lay motionless and pathetic as a toy on +the floor of her cage. He could not take it in, and his +terror for the others was paramount. He glanced over +his shoulder and saw a mass of people moving, flares +of green light, two pairs of people on brooms soaring +off into the distance, but he could not tell who they +were — + +“Hagrid, we’ve got to go back, we’ve got to go back!” he +yelled over the thunderous roar of the engine, pulling +out his wand, ramming Hedwig’s cage onto the floor, +refusing to believe that she was dead. “Hagrid, TURN +AROUND!” + +“My job’s ter get you there safe, Harry!” bellowed +Hagrid, and he opened the throttle. + +“Stop — STOP!” Harry shouted, but as he looked back +again two jets of green light flew past his left ear: Four +Death Eaters had broken away from the circle and +were pursuing them, aiming for Hagrid ’s broad back. +Hagrid swerved, but the Death Eaters were keeping +up with the bike; more curses shot after them, and +Harry had to sink low into the sidecar to avoid them. +Wriggling around he cried, “Stupefy\” and a red bolt of +light shot from his own wand, cleaving a gap between +the four pursuing Death Eaters as they scattered to +avoid it. + +“Hold on, Harry, this’ll do for ’em!” roared Hagrid, and +Harry looked up just in time to see Hagrid slamming +a thick finger into a green button near the fuel gauge. + +A wall, a solid brick wall, erupted out of the exhaust +pipe. Craning his neck, Harry saw it expand into +being in midair. Three of the Death Eaters swerved +and avoided it, but the fourth was not so lucky: He +vanished from view and then dropped like a boulder +from behind it, his broomstick broken into pieces. +Page | 61 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +One of his fellows slowed up to save him, but they +and the airborne wall were swallowed by darkness as +Hagrid leaned low over the handlebars and sped up. + +More Killing Curses flew past Harry’s head from the +two remaining Death Eaters’ wands; they were aiming +for Hagrid. Harry responded with further Stunning +Spells: Red and green collided in midair in a shower +of multicolored sparks, and Harry thought wildly of +fireworks, and the Muggles below who would have no +idea what was happening — + +“Here we go again, Harry, hold on!” yelled Hagrid, and +he jabbed at a second button. This time a great net +burst from the bike’s exhaust, but the Death Eaters +were ready for it. Not only did they swerve to avoid it, +but the companion who had slowed to save their +unconscious friend had caught up. He bloomed +suddenly out of the darkness and now three of them +were pursuing the motorbike, all shooting curses after +it. + +“This’ll do it, Harry, hold on tight!” yelled Hagrid, and +Harry saw him slam his whole hand onto the purple +button beside the speedometer. + +With an unmistakable bellowing roar, dragon fire +burst from the exhaust, white-hot and blue, and the +motorbike shot forward like a bullet with a sound of +wrenching metal. Harry saw the Death Eaters swerve +out of sight to avoid the deadly trail of flame, and at +the same time felt the sidecar sway ominously: Its +metal connections to the bike had splintered with the +force of acceleration. + +“It’s all righ’, Harry!” bellowed Hagrid, now thrown flat +onto his back by the surge of speed; nobody was +steering now, and the sidecar was starting to twist +violently in the bike’s slipstream. + +Page | 62 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm on it, Harry, don’ worry!” Hagrid yelled, and from +inside his jacket pocket he pulled his flowery pink +umbrella. + +“Hagrid! No! Let me!” + +“REPAROl” + +There was a deafening bang and the sidecar broke +away from the bike completely: Harry sped forward, +propelled by the impetus of the bike’s flight, then the +sidecar began to lose height — + +In desperation Harry pointed his wand at the sidecar +and shouted, “Wingardium Leviosal” + +The sidecar rose like a cork, unsteerable but at least +still airborne: He had but a split second’s relief, +however, as more curses streaked past him: The three +Death Eaters were closing in. + +“I’m cornin’, Harry!” Hagrid yelled from out of the +darkness, but Harry could feel the sidecar beginning +to sink again: Crouching as low as he could, he +pointed at the middle of the oncoming figures and +yelled, “Impedimental” + +The jinx hit the middle Death Eater in the chest: For +a moment the man was absurdly spread-eagled in +midair as though he had hit an invisible barrier: One +of his fellows almost collided with him — + +Then the sidecar began to fall in earnest, and the +remaining Death Eater shot a curse so close to Harry +that he had to duck below the rim of the car, +knocking out a tooth on the edge of his seat — + +“I’m cornin’, Harry, I’m cornin’!” + + + +Page | 63 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A huge hand seized the back of Harry’s robes and +hoisted him out of the plummeting sidecar; Harry +pulled his rucksack with him as he dragged himself +onto the motorbike’s seat and found himself back-to- +back with Hagrid. As they soared upward, away from +the two remaining Death Eaters, Harry spat blood out +of his mouth, pointed his wand at the falling sidecar, +and yelled, “Confringo\” + +He knew a dreadful, gut-wrenching pang for Hedwig +as it exploded; the Death Eater nearest it was blasted +off his broom and fell from sight; his companion fell +back and vanished. + +“Harry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” moaned Hagrid, “I +shouldn’ta tried ter repair it meself — yeh’ve got no +room — ” + +“It’s not a problem, just keep flying!” Harry shouted +back, as two more Death Eaters emerged out of the +darkness, drawing closer. + +As the curses came shooting across the intervening +space again, Hagrid swerved and zigzagged: Harry +knew that Hagrid did not dare use the dragon-fire +button again, with Harry seated so insecurely. Harry +sent Stunning Spell after Stunning Spell back at their +pursuers, barely holding them off. He shot another +blocking jinx at them: The closest Death Eater +swerved to avoid it and his hood slipped, and by the +red light of his next Stunning Spell, Harry saw the +strangely blank face of Stanley Shunpike — Stan — + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ Harry yelled. + +“That’s him, it’s him, it’s the real one!” + +The hooded Death Eater’s shout reached Harry even +above the thunder of the motorbike’s engine: Next + +Page | 64 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +moment, both pursuers had fallen back and +disappeared from view. + + + +“Harry, what’s happened?” bellowed Hagrid. + +“Where Ve they gone?” + +“I don’t know!” + +But Harry was afraid: The hooded Death Eater had +shouted “It’s the real one!”; how had he known? He +gazed around at the apparently empty darkness and +felt its menace. Where were they? + +He clambered around on the seat to face forward and +seized hold of the back of Hagrid ’s jacket. + +“Hagrid, do the dragon-fire thing again, let’s get out of +here!” + +“Hold on tight, then, Harry!” + +There was a deafening, screeching roar again and the +white-blue fire shot from the exhaust: Harry felt +himself slipping backward off what little of the seat he +had, Hagrid flung backward upon him, barely +maintaining his grip on the handlebars — + +“I think we’ve lost ’em Harry, I think we’ve done it!” +yelled Hagrid. + +But Harry was not convinced: Fear lapped at him as +he looked left and right for pursuers he was sure +would come. ... Why had they fallen back? One of +them had still had a wand. ... It’s him ... it’s the real +one. . . . They had said it right after he had tried to +Disarm Stan. ... + +“We’re nearly there, Harry, we’ve nearly made it!” +shouted Hagrid. + +Page | 65 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry felt the bike drop a little, though the lights +down on the ground still seemed remote as stars. + +Then the scar on his forehead burned like fire; as a +Death Eater appeared on either side of the bike, two +Killing Curses missed Harry by millimeters, cast from +behind — + +And then Harry saw him. Voldemort was flying like +smoke on the wind, without broomstick or thestral to +hold him, his snakelike face gleaming out of the +blackness, his white fingers raising his wand again — + +Hagrid let out a bellow of fear and steered the +motorbike into a vertical dive. Clinging on for dear +life, Harry sent Stunning Spells flying at random into +the whirling night. He saw a body fly past him and +knew he had hit one of them, but then he heard a +bang and saw sparks from the engine; the motorbike +spiraled through the air, completely out of control — + +Green jets of light shot past them again. Harry had no +idea which way was up, which down: His scar was +still burning; he expected to die at any second. A +hooded figure on a broomstick was feet from him, he +saw it raise its arm — + +“NO!” + +With a shout of fury Hagrid launched himself off the +bike at the Death Eater; to his horror, Harry saw both +Hagrid and the Death Eater falling out of sight, their +combined weight too much for the broomstick — + +Barely gripping the plummeting bike with his knees, +Harry heard Voldemort scream, “Mine\” + + + +Page | 66 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was over: He could not see or hear where Voldemort +was; he glimpsed another Death Eater swooping out +of the way and heard, “Avada — ” + +As the pain from Harry’s scar forced his eyes shut, +his wand acted of its own accord. He felt it drag his +hand around like some great magnet, saw a spurt of +golden fire through his half-closed eyelids, heard a +crack and a scream of fury. The remaining Death +Eater yelled; Voldemort screamed, “ No\ Somehow, +Harry found his nose an inch from the dragon-fire +button. He punched it with his wand-free hand and +the bike shot more flames into the air, hurtling +straight toward the ground. + +“Hagrid!” Harry called, holding on to the bike for dear +life. “Hagrid — Accio Hagridl” + +The motorbike sped up, sucked toward the earth. + +Face level with the handlebars, Harry could see +nothing but distant lights growing nearer and nearer: +He was going to crash and there was nothing he could +do about it. Behind him came another scream, “Your +wand, Selwyn, give me your wand\” + +He felt Voldemort before he saw him. Looking +sideways, he stared into the red eyes and was sure +they would be the last thing he ever saw: Voldemort +preparing to curse him once more — + +And then Voldemort vanished. Harry looked down +and saw Hagrid spread-eagled on the ground below +him. He pulled hard at the handlebars to avoid hitting +him, groped for the brake, but with an earsplitting, +ground-trembling crash, he smashed into a muddy +pond. + + + +Page | 67 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +5 + + + + +FALLEN WARRIOR + + + +“Hagrid?” + +Harry struggled to raise himself out of the debris of +metal and leather that surrounded him; his hands +sank into inches of muddy water as he tried to stand. +He could not understand where Voldemort had gone +and expected him to swoop out of the darkness at any +moment. Something hot and wet was trickling down +his chin and from his forehead. He crawled out of the +pond and stumbled toward the great dark mass on +the ground that was Hagrid. + +“Hagrid? Hagrid, talk to me — ” + +But the dark mass did not stir. + +“Who’s there? Is it Potter? Are you Harry Potter?” + +Harry did not recognize the man’s voice. Then a +woman shouted, “They’ve crashed, Ted! Crashed in +the garden!” + + + +Page | 68 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry’s head was swimming. + + + +“Hagrid,” he repeated stupidly, and his knees +buckled. + +The next thing he knew, he was lying on his back on +what felt like cushions, with a burning sensation in +his ribs and right arm. His missing tooth had been +regrown. The scar on his forehead was still throbbing. + +“Hagrid?” + +He opened his eyes and saw that he was lying on a +sofa in an unfamiliar, lamplit sitting room. His +rucksack lay on the floor a short distance away, wet +and muddy. A fair-haired, big-bellied man was +watching Harry anxiously. + +“Hagrid’s fine, son,” said the man, “the wife’s seeing +to him now. How are you feeling? Anything else +broken? I’ve fixed your ribs, your tooth, and your +arm. I’m Ted, by the way, Ted Tonks — Dora’s father.” + +Harry sat up too quickly: Lights popped in front of his +eyes and he felt sick and giddy. + +“Voldemort — ” + +“Easy, now,” said Ted Tonks, placing a hand on +Harry’s shoulder and pushing him back against the +cushions. “That was a nasty crash you just had. What +happened, anyway? Something go wrong with the +bike? Arthur Weasley overstretch himself again, him +and his Muggle contraptions?” + +“No,” said Harry, as his scar pulsed like an open +wound. “Death Eaters, loads of them — we were +chased — ” + +Page | 69 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Death Eaters?” said Ted sharply. “What d’you mean, +Death Eaters? I thought they didn’t know you were +being moved tonight, I thought — ” + +“They knew,” said Harry. + +Ted Tonks looked up at the ceiling as though he could +see through it to the sky above. + +“Well, we know our protective charms hold, then, +don’t we? They shouldn’t be able to get within a +hundred yards of the place in any direction.” + +Now Harry understood why Voldemort had vanished; +it had been at the point when the motorbike crossed +the barrier of the Order’s charms. He only hoped they +would continue to work: He imagined Voldemort, a +hundred yards above them as they spoke, looking for +a way to penetrate what Harry visualized as a great +transparent bubble. + +He swung his legs off the sofa; he needed to see +Hagrid with his own eyes before he would believe that +he was alive. He had barely stood up, however, when +a door opened and Hagrid squeezed through it, his +face covered in mud and blood, limping a little but +miraculously alive. + +“Harry!” + +Knocking over two delicate tables and an aspidistra, +he covered the floor between them in two strides and +pulled Harry into a hug that nearly cracked his newly +repaired ribs. “Blimey, Harry, how did yeh get out o’ +that? I thought we were both goners.” + +“Yeah, me too. I can’t believe — ” + + + +Page | 70 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry broke off. He had just noticed the woman who +had entered the room behind Hagrid. + +“You!” he shouted, and he thrust his hand into his +pocket, but it was empty. + +“Your wand’s here, son,” said Ted, tapping it on +Harry’s arm. “It fell right beside you, I picked it up. +And that’s my wife you’re shouting at.” + +“Oh, I’m — I’m sorry.” + +As she moved forward into the room, Mrs. Tonks’s +resemblance to her sister Bellatrix became much less +pronounced: Her hair was a light, soft brown and her +eyes were wider and kinder. Nevertheless, she looked +a little haughty after Harry’s exclamation. + +“What happened to our daughter?” she asked. “Hagrid +said you were ambushed; where is Nymphadora?” + +“I don’t know,” said Harry. “We don’t know what +happened to anyone else.” + +She and Ted exchanged looks. A mixture of fear and +guilt gripped Harry at the sight of their expressions; if +any of the others had died, it was his fault, all his +fault. He had consented to the plan, given them his +hair. ... + +“The Portkey,” he said, remembering all of a sudden. +“We’ve got to get back to the Burrow and find out — +then well be able to send you word, or — or Tonks +will, once she’s — ” + +“Dora’ll be okay, ’Dromeda,” said Ted. “She knows her +stuff, she’s been in plenty of tight spots with the +Aurors. The Portkey ’s through here,” he added to + + + +Page | 71 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry. “It’s supposed to leave in three minutes, if you +want to take it.” + + + +“Yeah, we do,” said Harry. He seized his rucksack, +swung it onto his shoulders. “I — ” + +He looked at Mrs. Tonks, wanting to apologize for the +state of fear in which he left her and for which he felt +so terribly responsible, but no words occurred to him +that did not seem hollow and insincere. + +“Ill tell Tonks — Dora — to send word, when she ... +Thanks for patching us up, thanks for everything. I — + + + +He was glad to leave the room and follow Ted Tonks +along a short hallway and into a bedroom. Hagrid +came after them, bending low to avoid hitting his +head on the door lintel. + +“There you go, son. That’s the Portkey.” + +Mr. Tonks was pointing to a small, silver-backed +hairbrush lying on the dressing table. + +“Thanks,” said Harry, reaching out to place a finger +on it, ready to leave. + +“Wait a moment,” said Hagrid, looking around. + +“Harry, where’s Hedwig?” + +“She ... she got hit,” said Harry. + +The realization crashed over him: He felt ashamed of +himself as the tears stung his eyes. The owl had been +his companion, his one great link with the magical +world whenever he had been forced to return to the +Dursleys. + +Page | 72 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hagrid reached out a great hand and patted him +painfully on the shoulder. + +“Never mind,” he said gruffly. “Never mind. She had a +great old life — ” + +“Hagrid!” said Ted Tonks warningly, as the hairbrush +glowed bright blue, and Hagrid only just got his +forefinger to it in time. + +With a jerk behind the navel as though an invisible +hook and line had dragged him forward, Harry was +pulled into nothingness, spinning uncontrollably, his +finger glued to the Portkey as he and Hagrid hurtled +away from Mr. Tonks. Seconds later Harry’s feet +slammed onto hard ground and he fell onto his hands +and knees in the yard of the Burrow. He heard +screams. Throwing aside the no longer glowing +hairbrush, Harry stood up, swaying slightly, and saw +Mrs. Weasley and Ginny running down the steps by +the back door as Hagrid, who had also collapsed on +landing, clambered laboriously to his feet. + +“Harry? You are the real Harry? What happened? +Where are the others?” cried Mrs. Weasley. + +“What d’you mean? Isn’t anyone else back?” Harry +panted. + +The answer was clearly etched in Mrs. Weasley ’s pale +face. + +“The Death Eaters were waiting for us,” Harry told +her. “We were surrounded the moment we took off — +they knew it was tonight — I don’t know what +happened to anyone else, four of them chased us, it +was all we could do to get away, and then Voldemort +caught up with us — ” + + + +Page | 73 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He could hear the self-justifying note in his voice, the +plea for her to understand why he did not know what +had happened to her sons, but — + +“Thank goodness you’re all right,” she said, pulling +him into a hug he did not feel he deserved. + +“Haven’t go’ any brandy, have yeh, Molly?” asked +Hagrid a little shakily. “Fer medicinal purposes?” + +She could have summoned it by magic, but as she +hurried back toward the crooked house, Harry knew +that she wanted to hide her face. He turned to Ginny +and she answered his unspoken plea for information +at once. + +“Ron and Tonks should have been back first, but they +missed their Portkey, it came back without them,” she +said, pointing at a rusty oil can lying on the ground +nearby. “And that one,” she pointed at an ancient +sneaker, “should have been Dad and Fred’s, they +were supposed to be second. You and Hagrid were +third and,” she checked her watch, “if they made it, +George and Lupin ought to be back in about a +minute.” + +Mrs. Weasley reappeared carrying a bottle of brandy, +which she handed to Hagrid. He uncorked it and +drank it straight down in one. + +“Mum!” shouted Ginny, pointing to a spot several feet +away. + +A blue light had appeared in the darkness: It grew +larger and brighter, and Lupin and George appeared, +spinning and then falling. Harry knew immediately +that there was something wrong: Lupin was +supporting George, who was unconscious and whose +face was covered in blood. + +Page | 74 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry ran forward and seized George’s legs. Together, +he and Lupin carried George into the house and +through the kitchen to the sitting room, where they +laid him on the sofa. As the lamplight fell across +George’s head, Ginny gasped and Harry’s stomach +lurched: One of George’s ears was missing. The side +of his head and neck were drenched in wet, +shockingly scarlet blood. + +No sooner had Mrs. Weasley bent over her son than +Lupin grabbed Harry by the upper arm and dragged +him, none too gently, back into the kitchen, where +Hagrid was still attempting to ease his bulk through +the back door. + +“Oi!” said Hagrid indignantly. “Le’ go of him! Le’ go of +Harry!” + +Lupin ignored him. + +“What creature sat in the corner the first time that +Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?” he said, +giving Harry a small shake. “Answer me!” + +“A — a grindylow in a tank, wasn’t it?” + +Lupin released Harry and fell back against a kitchen +cupboard. + +“Wha’ was tha’ about?” roared Hagrid. + +“I’m sorry, Harry, but I had to check,” said Lupin +tersely. “We’ve been betrayed. Voldemort knew that +you were being moved tonight and the only people +who could have told him were directly involved in the +plan. You might have been an impostor.” + +“So why aren’ you checkin’ me?” panted Hagrid, still +struggling to fit through the door. + +Page | 75 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re half-giant,” said Lupin, looking up at Hagrid. +“The Polyjuice Potion is designed for human use +only.” + +“None of the Order would have told Voldemort we +were moving tonight,” said Harry. The idea was +dreadful to him, he could not believe it of any of them. +“Voldemort only caught up with me toward the end, +he didn’t know which one I was in the beginning. If +he’d been in on the plan he’d have known from the +start I was the one with Hagrid.” + +“Voldemort caught up with you?” said Lupin sharply. +“What happened? How did you escape?” + +Harry explained briefly how the Death Eaters +pursuing them had seemed to recognize him as the +true Harry, how they had abandoned the chase, how +they must have summoned Voldemort, who had +appeared just before he and Hagrid had reached the +sanctuary of Tonks’s parents. + +“They recognized you? But how? What had you +done?” + +“I ...” Harry tried to remember; the whole journey +seemed like a blur of panic and confusion. “I saw +Stan Shunpike. ... You know, the bloke who was the +conductor on the Knight Bus? And I tried to Disarm +him instead of — well, he doesn’t know what he’s +doing, does he? He must be Imperiused!” + +Lupin looked aghast. + +“Harry, the time for Disarming is past! These people +are trying to capture and kill you! At least Stun if you +aren’t prepared to kill!” + + + +Page | 76 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We were hundreds of feet up! Stan’s not himself, and +if I Stunned him and he’d fallen, he’d have died the +same as if I’d used Avada Kedavra! Expelliarmus +saved me from Voldemort two years ago,” Harry added +defiantly. Lupin was reminding him of the sneering +Hufflepuff Zacharias Smith, who had jeered at Harry +for wanting to teach Dumbledore’s Army how to +Disarm. + +“Yes, Harry,” said Lupin with painful restraint, “and a +great number of Death Eaters witnessed that +happening! Forgive me, but it was a very unusual +move then, under imminent threat of death. + +Repeating it tonight in front of Death Eaters who +either witnessed or heard about the first occasion was +close to suicidal!” + +“So you think I should have killed Stan Shunpike?” +said Harry angrily. + +“Of course not,” said Lupin, “but the Death Eaters — +frankly, most people! — would have expected you to +attack back! Expelliarmus is a useful spell, Harry, but +the Death Eaters seem to think it is your signature +move, and I urge you not to let it become so!” + +Lupin was making Harry feel idiotic, and yet there +was still a grain of defiance inside him. + +“I won’t blast people out of my way just because +they’re there,” said Harry. “That’s Voldemort’s job.” + +Lupin’s retort was lost: Finally succeeding in +squeezing through the door, Hagrid staggered to a +chair and sat down; it collapsed beneath him. + +Ignoring his mingled oaths and apologies, Harry +addressed Lupin again. + +���Will George be okay?” + +Page | 77 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +All Lupin’s frustration with Harry seemed to drain +away at the question. + +“I think so, although there’s no chance of replacing +his ear, not when it’s been cursed off — ” + +There was a scuffling from outside. Lupin dived for +the back door; Harry leapt over Hagrid’s legs and +sprinted into the yard. + +Two figures had appeared in the yard, and as Harry +ran toward them he realized they were Hermione, now +returning to her normal appearance, and Kingsley, +both clutching a bent coat hanger. Hermione flung +herself into Harry’s arms, but Kingsley showed no +pleasure at the sight of any of them. Over Hermione ’s +shoulder Harry saw him raise his wand and point it +at Lupin’s chest. + +“The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the pair +of us?” + +“ ‘Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him,’ ” said +Lupin calmly. + +Kingsley turned his wand on Harry, but Lupin said, +“It’s him, I’ve checked!” + +“All right, all right!” said Kingsley, stowing his wand +back beneath his cloak. “But somebody betrayed us! +They knew, they knew it was tonight!” + +“So it seems,” replied Lupin, “but apparently they did +not realize that there would be seven Harrys.” + +“Small comfort!” snarled Kingsley. “Who else is back?” + +“Only Harry, Hagrid, George, and me.” + + + +Page | 78 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione stifled a little moan behind her hand. + + + +“What happened to you?” Lupin asked Kingsley. + +“Followed by five, injured two, might’ve killed one,” +Kingsley reeled off, “and we saw You-Know-Who as +well, he joined the chase halfway through but +vanished pretty quickly. Remus, he can — ” + +“Fly,” supplied Harry. “I saw him too, he came after +Hagrid and me.” + +“So that’s why he left, to follow you!” said Kingsley. “I +couldn’t understand why he’d vanished. But what +made him change targets?” + +“Harry behaved a little too kindly to Stan Shunpike,” +said Lupin. + +“Stan?” repeated Hermione. “But I thought he was in +Azkaban?” + +Kingsley let out a mirthless laugh. + +“Hermione, there’s obviously been a mass breakout +which the Ministry has hushed up. Travers’s hood fell +off when I cursed him, he’s supposed to be inside too. +But what happened to you, Remus? Where’s George?” + +“He lost an ear,” said Lupin. + +“Lost an — ?” repeated Hermione in a high voice. + +“Snape’s work,” said Lupin. + +“ Snape ?” shouted Harry. “You didn’t say — ” + +“He lost his hood during the chase. Sectumsempra +was always a specialty of Snape’s. I wish I could say + +Page | 79 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I’d paid him back in kind, but it was all I could do to +keep George on the broom after he was injured, he +was losing so much blood.” + +Silence fell between the four of them as they looked +up at the sky. There was no sign of movement; the +stars stared back, unblinking, indifferent, +unobscured by flying friends. Where was Ron? Where +were Fred and Mr. Weasley? Where were Bill, Fleur, +Tonks, Mad-Eye, and Mundungus? + +“Harry, give us a hand!” called Hagrid hoarsely from +the door, in which he was stuck again. Glad of +something to do, Harry pulled him free, then headed +through the empty kitchen and back into the sitting +room, where Mrs. Weasley and Ginny were still +tending to George. Mrs. Weasley had staunched his +bleeding now, and by the lamplight Harry saw a +clean, gaping hole where George’s ear had been. + +“How is he?” + +Mrs. Weasley looked around and said, “I can’t make it +grow back, not when it’s been removed by Dark +Magic. But it could have been so much worse. ... He’s +alive.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Thank God.” + +“Did I hear someone else in the yard?” Ginny asked. + +“Hermione and Kingsley,” said Harry. + +“Thank goodness,” Ginny whispered. They looked at +each other; Harry wanted to hug her, hold on to her; +he did not even care much that Mrs. Weasley was +there, but before he could act on the impulse there +was a great crash from the kitchen. + + + +Page | 80 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ll prove who I am, Kingsley, after I’ve seen my son, +now back off if you know what’s good for you!” + +Harry had never heard Mr. Weasley shout like that +before. He burst into the living room, his bald patch +gleaming with sweat, his spectacles askew, Fred right +behind him, both pale but uninjured. + +“Arthur!” sobbed Mrs. Weasley. “Oh thank goodness!” + +“How is he?” + +Mr. Weasley dropped to his knees beside George. For +the first time since Harry had known him, Fred +seemed to be lost for words. He gaped over the back +of the sofa at his twin’s wound as if he could not +believe what he was seeing. + +Perhaps roused by the sound of Fred and their +father’s arrival, George stirred. + +“How do you feel, Georgie?” whispered Mrs. Weasley. +George’s fingers groped for the side of his head. +“Saintlike,” he murmured. + +“What’s wrong with him?” croaked Fred, looking +terrified. “Is his mind affected?” + +“Saintlike,” repeated George, opening his eyes and +looking up at his brother. “You see ... I’m holy. Hole v, +Fred, geddit?” + +Mrs. Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Color flooded +Fred’s pale face. + + + +Page | 81 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Pathetic,” he told George. “Pathetic! With the whole +wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for +holey?” + +“Ah well,” said George, grinning at his tear-soaked +mother. “You’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, +Mum.” + +He looked around. + +“Hi, Harry — you are Harry, right?” + +“Yeah, I am,” said Harry, moving closer to the sofa. + +“Well, at least we got you back okay,” said George. +“Why aren’t Ron and Bill huddled round my sickbed?” + +“They’re not back yet, George,” said Mrs. Weasley. +George’s grin faded. + +Harry glanced at Ginny and motioned to her to +accompany him back outside. As they walked through +the kitchen she said in a low voice, “Ron and Tonks +should be back by now. They didn’t have a long +journey; Auntie Muriel’s not that far from here.” + +Harry said nothing. He had been trying to keep fear at +bay ever since reaching the Burrow, but now it +enveloped him, seeming to crawl over his skin, +throbbing in his chest, clogging his throat. As they +walked down the back steps into the dark yard, Ginny +took his hand. + +Kingsley was striding backward and forward, glancing +up at the sky every time he turned. Harry was +reminded of Uncle Vernon pacing the living room a +million years ago. Hagrid, Hermione, and Lupin stood +shoulder to shoulder, gazing upward in silence. None + + + +Page | 82 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of them looked around when Harry and Ginny joined +their silent vigil. + +The minutes stretched into what might as well have +been years. The slightest breath of wind made them +all jump and turn toward the whispering bush or tree +in the hope that one of the missing Order members +might leap unscathed from its leaves — + +And then a broom materialized directly above them +and streaked toward the ground — + +“It’s them!” screamed Hermione. + +Tonks landed in a long skid that sent earth and +pebbles everywhere. + +“Remus!” Tonks cried as she staggered off the broom +into Lupin’s arms. His face was set and white: He +seemed unable to speak. Ron tripped dazedly toward +Harry and Hermione. + +“You’re okay,” he mumbled, before Hermione flew at +him and hugged him tightly. + +“I thought — I thought — ” + +“ ’M all right,” said Ron, patting her on the back. “ ’M +fine.” + +“Ron was great,” said Tonks warmly, relinquishing +her hold on Lupin. “Wonderful. Stunned one of the +Death Eaters, straight to the head, and when you’re +aiming at a moving target from a flying broom — ” + +“You did?” said Hermione, gazing up at Ron with her +arms still around his neck. + + + +Page | 83 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Always the tone of surprise,” he said a little +grumpily, breaking free. “Are we the last back?” + +“No,” said Ginny, “we’re still waiting for Bill and Fleur +and Mad-Eye and Mundungus. I’m going to tell Mum +and Dad you’re okay, Ron — ” + +She ran back inside. + +“So what kept you? What happened?” Lupin sounded +almost angry at Tonks. + +“Bellatrix,” said Tonks. “She wants me quite as much +as she wants Harry, Remus, she tried very hard to kill +me. I just wish I’d got her, I owe Bellatrix. But we +definitely injured Rodolphus. ... Then we got to Ron’s +Auntie Muriel’s and we’d missed our Portkey and she +was fussing over us — ” + +A muscle was jumping in Lupin’s jaw. He nodded, but +seemed unable to say anything else. + +“So what happened to you lot?” Tonks asked, turning +to Harry, Hermione, and Kingsley. + +They recounted the stories of their own journeys, but +all the time the continued absence of Bill, Fleur, Mad- +Eye, and Mundungus seemed to lie upon them like a +frost, its icy bite harder and harder to ignore. + +“I’m going to have to get back to Downing Street, I +should have been there an hour ago,” said Kingsley +finally, after a last sweeping gaze at the sky. “Let me +know when they’re back.” + +Lupin nodded. With a wave to the others, Kingsley +walked away into the darkness toward the gate. Harry +thought he heard the faintest pop as Kingsley +Disapparated just beyond the Burrow’s boundaries. + +Page | 84 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. and Mrs. Weasley came racing down the back +steps, Ginny behind them. Both parents hugged Ron +before turning to Lupin and Tonks. + +“Thank you,” said Mrs. Weasley, “for our sons.” + +“Don’t be silly, Molly,” said Tonks at once. + +“How’s George?” asked Lupin. + +“What’s wrong with him?” piped up Ron. + +“He’s lost — ” + +But the end of Mrs. Weasley ’s sentence was drowned +in a general outcry: A thestral had just soared into +sight and landed a few feet from them. Bill and Fleur +slid from its back, windswept but unhurt. + +“Bill! Thank God, thank God — ” + +Mrs. Weasley ran forward, but the hug Bill bestowed +upon her was perfunctory. Looking directly at his +father, he said, “Mad-Eye’s dead.” + +Nobody spoke, nobody moved. Harry felt as though +something inside him was falling, falling through the +earth, leaving him forever. + +“We saw it,” said Bill; Fleur nodded, tear tracks +glittering on her cheeks in the light from the kitchen +window. “It happened just after we broke out of the +circle: Mad-Eye and Dung were close by us, they were +heading north too. Voldemort — he can fly — went +straight for them. Dung panicked, I heard him cry +out, Mad-Eye tried to stop him, but he Disapparated. +Voldemort’s curse hit Mad-Eye full in the face, he fell +backward off his broom and — there was nothing we + + + +Page | 85 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could do, nothing, we had half a dozen of them on our +own tail — ” + + + +Bill’s voice broke. + +“Of course you couldn’t have done anything,” said +Lupin. + +They all stood looking at each other. Harry could not +quite comprehend it. Mad-Eye dead; it could not be. + +... Mad-Eye, so tough, so brave, the consummate +survivor ... + +At last it seemed to dawn on everyone, though nobody +said it, that there was no point waiting in the yard +anymore, and in silence they followed Mr. and Mrs. +Weasley back into the Burrow, and into the living +room, where Fred and George were laughing together. + +“What’s wrong?” said Fred, scanning their faces as +they entered. “What’s happened? Who’s — ?” + +“Mad-Eye,” said Mr. Weasley. “Dead.” + +The twins’ grins turned to grimaces of shock. Nobody +seemed to know what to do. Tonks was crying silently +into a handkerchief: She had been close to Mad-Eye, +Harry knew, his favorite and his protegee at the +Ministry of Magic. Hagrid, who had sat down on the +floor in the corner where he had most space, was +dabbing at his eyes with his tablecloth-sized +handkerchief. + +Bill walked over to the sideboard and pulled out a +bottle of fire-whisky and some glasses. + +“Here,” he said, and with a wave of his wand he sent +twelve full glasses soaring through the room to each +of them, holding the thirteenth aloft. “Mad-Eye.” + +Page | 86 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mad-Eye,” they all said, and drank. + +“Mad-Eye,” echoed Hagrid, a little late, with a hiccup. + +The firewhisky seared Harry’s throat. It seemed to +burn feeling back into him, dispelling the numbness +and sense of unreality, firing him with something that +was like courage. + +“So Mundungus disappeared?” said Lupin, who had +drained his own glass in one. + +The atmosphere changed at once. Everybody looked +tense, watching Lupin, both wanting him to go on, it +seemed to Harry, and slightly afraid of what they +might hear. + +“I know what you’re thinking,” said Bill, “and I +wondered that too, on the way back here, because +they seemed to be expecting us, didn’t they? But +Mundungus can’t have betrayed us. They didn’t know +there would be seven Harrys, that confused them the +moment we appeared, and in case you’ve forgotten, it +was Mundungus who suggested that little bit of +skullduggery. Why wouldn’t he have told them the +essential point? I think Dung panicked, it’s as simple +as that. He didn’t want to come in the first place, but +Mad-Eye made him, and You-Know-Who went +straight for them. It was enough to make anyone +panic.” + +“You-Know-Who acted exactly as Mad-Eye expected +him to,” sniffed Tonks. “Mad-Eye said he’d expect the +real Harry to be with the toughest, most skilled +Aurors. He chased Mad-Eye first, and when +Mundungus gave them away he switched to Kingsley. + + + +Page | 87 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, and zat eez all very good,” snapped Fleur, “but +still eet does not explain ’ow zey knew we were moving +’Arry tonight, does eet? Somebody must ’ave been +careless. Somebody let slip ze date to an outsider. It is +ze only explanation for zem knowing ze date but not +ze ’ole plan.” + +She glared around at them all, tear tracks still etched +on her beautiful face, silently daring any of them to +contradict her. Nobody did. The only sound to break +the silence was that of Hagrid hiccuping from behind +his handkerchief. Harry glanced at Hagrid, who had +just risked his own life to save Harry’s — Hagrid, +whom he loved, whom he trusted, who had once been +tricked into giving Voldemort crucial information in +exchange for a dragon’s egg. ... + +“No,” Harry said aloud, and they all looked at him, +surprised: The firewhisky seemed to have amplified +his voice. “I mean ... if somebody made a mistake,” +Harry went on, “and let something slip, I know they +didn’t mean to do it. It’s not their fault,” he repeated, +again a little louder than he would usually have +spoken. “We’ve got to trust each other. I trust all of +you, I don’t think anyone in this room would ever sell +me to Voldemort.” + +More silence followed his words. They were all looking +at him; Harry felt a little hot again, and drank some +more firewhisky for something to do. As he drank, he +thought of Mad-Eye. Mad-Eye had always been +scathing about Dumbledore’s willingness to trust +people. + +“Well said, Harry,” said Fred unexpectedly. + +“Yeah, ’ear, ’ear,” said George, with half a glance at +Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. + + + +Page | 88 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at +Harry. It was close to pitying. + +“You think I’m a fool?” demanded Harry. + +“No, I think you’re like James,” said Lupin, “who +would have regarded it as the height of dishonor to +mistrust his friends.” + +Harry knew what Lupin was getting at: that his father +had been betrayed by his friend, Peter Pettigrew. He +felt irrationally angry. He wanted to argue, but Lupin +had turned away from him, set down his glass upon a +side table, and addressed Bill, “There’s work to do. I +can ask Kingsley whether — ” + +“No,” said Bill at once, “I’ll do it, I’ll come.” + +“Where are you going?” said Tonks and Fleur +together. + +“Mad-Eye’s body,” said Lupin. “We need to recover it.” + +“Can’t it — ?” began Mrs. Weasley with an appealing +look at Bill. + +“Wait?” said Bill. “Not unless you’d rather the Death +Eaters took it?” + +Nobody spoke. Lupin and Bill said good-bye and left. + +The rest of them now dropped into chairs, all except +for Harry, who remained standing. The suddenness +and completeness of death was with them like a +presence. + +“I’ve got to go too,” said Harry. + + + +Ten pairs of startled eyes looked at him. + +Page | 89 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t be silly, Harry,” said Mrs. Weasley. “What are +you talking about?” + +“I can’t stay here.” + +He rubbed his forehead; it was prickling again, it had +not hurt like this for more than a year. + +“You’re all in danger while I’m here. I don’t want — ” + +“But don’t be so silly!” said Mrs. Weasley. “The whole +point of tonight was to get you here safely, and thank +goodness it worked. And Fleur’s agreed to get married +here rather than in France, we’ve arranged everything +so that we can all stay together and look after you — ” + +She did not understand; she was making him feel +worse, not better. + +“If Voldemort finds out I’m here — ” + +“But why should he?” asked Mrs. Weasley. + +“There are a dozen places you might be now, Harry,” +said Mr. Weasley. “He’s got no way of knowing which +safe house you’re in.” + +“It’s not me I’m worried for!” said Harry. + +“We know that,” said Mr. Weasley quietly, “but it +would make our efforts tonight seem rather pointless +if you left.” + +“Yer not goin’ anywhere,” growled Hagrid. “Blimey, +Harry, after all we wen’ through ter get you here?” + +“Yeah, what about my bleeding ear?” said George, +hoisting himself up on his cushions. + + + +Page | 90 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know that — ” + + + +“Mad-Eye wouldn’t want — ” + +“I KNOW!” Harry bellowed. + +He felt beleaguered and blackmailed: Did they think +he did not know what they had done for him, didn’t +they understand that it was for precisely that reason +that he wanted to go now, before they had to suffer +any more on his behalf? There was a long and +awkward silence in which his scar continued to +prickle and throb, and which was broken at last by +Mrs. Weasley. + +“Where’s Hedwig, Harry?” she said coaxingly. “We can +put her up with Pigwidgeon and give her something to +eat.” + +His insides clenched like a fist. He could not tell her +the truth. He drank the last of his firewhisky to avoid +answering. + +“Wait till it gets out yeh did it again, Harry,” said +Hagrid. “Escaped him, fought him off when he was +right on top of yeh!” + +“It wasn’t me,” said Harry flatly. “It was my wand. My +wand acted of its own accord.” + +After a few moments, Hermione said gently, “But +that’s impossible, Harry. You mean that you did +magic without meaning to; you reacted instinctively.” + +“No,” said Harry. “The bike was falling, I couldn’t have +told you where Voldemort was, but my wand spun in +my hand and found him and shot a spell at him, and +it wasn’t even a spell I recognized. I’ve never made +gold flames appear before.” + +Page | 91 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Often,” said Mr. Weasley, “when you’re in a +pressured situation you can produce magic you never +dreamed of. Small children often find, before they’re +trained — ” + +“It wasn’t like that,” said Harry through gritted teeth. +His scar was burning: He felt angry and frustrated; he +hated the idea that they were all imagining him to +have power to match Voldemort’s. + +No one said anything. He knew that they did not +believe him. Now that he came to think of it, he had +never heard of a wand performing magic on its own +before. + +His scar seared with pain; it was all he could do not +to moan aloud. Muttering about fresh air, he set +down his glass and left the room. + +As he crossed the dark yard, the great skeletal +thestral looked up, rustled its enormous batlike +wings, then resumed its grazing. Harry stopped at the +gate into the garden, staring out at its overgrown +plants, rubbing his pounding forehead and thinking +of Dumbledore. + +Dumbledore would have believed him, he knew it. +Dumbledore would have known how and why Harry’s +wand had acted independently, because Dumbledore +always had the answers; he had known about wands, +had explained to Harry the strange connection that +existed between his wand and Voldemort’s. ... But +Dumbledore, like Mad-Eye, like Sirius, like his +parents, like his poor owl, all were gone where Harry +could never talk to them again. He felt a burning in +his throat that had nothing to do with firewhisky . . . + + + +Page | 92 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And then, out of nowhere, the pain in his scar +peaked. As he clutched his forehead and closed his +eyes, a voice screamed inside his head. + + + +“ You told me the problem would be solved by using +another’s wand\” + +And into his mind burst the vision of an emaciated +old man lying in rags upon a stone floor, screaming, a +horrible, drawn-out scream, a scream of unendurable +agony. ... + +“No! No! I beg you, I beg you. ...” + +“You lied to Lord Voldemort, Ollivander!” + +“I did not. ... I swear I did not. ...” + +“You sought to help Potter, to help him escape me!” + +“I swear I did not. ... I believed a different wand would +work. ...” + +“Explain, then, what happened. Lucius’s wand is +destroyed!” + +“I cannot understand. ... The connection ... exists +only ... between your two wands. ...” + +“Lies!” + +“Please ... I beg you. ...” + +And Harry saw the white hand raise its wand and felt +Voldemort ’s surge of vicious anger, saw the frail old +man on the floor writhe in agony — + +“Harry?” + +Page | 93 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was over as quickly as it had come: Harry stood +shaking in the darkness, clutching the gate into the +garden, his heart racing, his scar still tingling. It was +several moments before he realized that Ron and +Hermione were at his side. + +“Harry, come back in the house,” Hermione +whispered. “You aren’t still thinking of leaving?” + +“Yeah, you’ve got to stay, mate,” said Ron, thumping +Harry on the back. + +“Are you all right?” Hermione asked, close enough +now to look into Harry’s face. “You look awful!” + +“Well,” said Harry shakily, “I probably look better +than Ollivander. ...” + +When he had finished telling them what he had seen, +Ron looked appalled, but Hermione downright +terrified. + +“But it was supposed to have stopped! Your scar — it +wasn’t supposed to do this anymore! You mustn’t let +that connection open up again — Dumbledore wanted +you to close your mind!” + +When he did not reply, she gripped his arm. + +“Harry, he’s taking over the Ministry and the +newspapers and half the Wizarding world! Don’t let +him inside your head too!” + + + +Page | 94 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +6 + + + + +THE GHOUL IN PAJAMAS + +The shock of losing Mad-Eye hung over the house in +the days that followed; Harry kept expecting to see +him stumping in through the back door like the other +Order members, who passed in and out to relay news. +Harry felt that nothing but action would assuage his +feelings of guilt and grief and that he ought to set out +on his mission to find and destroy Horcruxes as soon +as possible. + +“Well, you can’t do anything about the” — Ron +mouthed the word Horcruxes — “till you’re seventeen. +You’ve still got the Trace on you. And we can plan +here as well as anywhere, can’t we? Or,” he dropped +his voice to a whisper, “d’you reckon you already +know where the You-Know-Whats are?” + +“No,” Harry admitted. + +“I think Hermione’s been doing a bit of research,” said +Ron. “She said she was saving it for when you got +here.” + + + +Page | 95 + + + +Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +They were sitting at the breakfast table; Mr. Weasley +and Bill had just left for work. Mrs. Weasley had gone +upstairs to wake Hermione and Ginny, while Fleur +had drifted off to take a bath. + +“The Trace’ll break on the thirty- first,” said Harry. +“That means I only need to stay here four days. Then +I can — ” + +“Five days,” Ron corrected him firmly. “We’ve got to +stay for the wedding. They’ll kill us if we miss it.” + +Harry understood “they” to mean Fleur and Mrs. +Weasley. + +“It’s one extra day,” said Ron, when Harry looked +mutinous. + +“Don’t they realize how important — ?” + +“ ’Course they don’t,” said Ron. “They haven’t got a +clue. And now you mention it, I wanted to talk to you +about that.” + +Ron glanced toward the door into the hall to check +that Mrs. Weasley was not returning yet, then leaned +in closer to Harry. + +“Mum’s been trying to get it out of Hermione and me. +What we’re off to do. She’ll try you next, so brace +yourself. Dad and Lupin ’ve both asked as well, but +when we said Dumbledore told you not to tell anyone +except us, they dropped it. Not Mum, though. She’s +determined.” + +Ron’s prediction came true within hours. Shortly +before lunch, Mrs. Weasley detached Harry from the +others by asking him to help identify a lone man’s +sock that she thought might have come out of his + +Page | 96 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +rucksack. Once she had him cornered in the tiny +scullery off the kitchen, she started. + +“Ron and Hermione seem to think that the three of +you are dropping out of Hogwarts,” she began in a +light, casual tone. + +“Oh,” said Harry. “Well, yeah. We are.” + +The mangle turned of its own accord in a corner, +wringing out what looked like one of Mr. Weasley’s +vests. + +“May I ask why you are abandoning your education?” +said Mrs. Weasley. + +“Well, Dumbledore left me ... stuff to do,” mumbled +Harry. “Ron and Hermione know about it, and they +want to come too.” + +“What sort of ‘stuff’?” + +“I’m sorry, I can’t — ” + +“Well, frankly, I think Arthur and I have a right to +know, and I’m sure Mr. and Mrs. Granger would +agree!” said Mrs. Weasley. Harry had been afraid of +the “concerned parent” attack. He forced himself to +look directly into her eyes, noticing as he did so that +they were precisely the same shade of brown as +Ginny’s. This did not help. + +“Dumbledore didn’t want anyone else to know, Mrs. +Weasley. I’m sorry. Ron and Hermione don’t have to +come, it’s their choice — ” + +“I don’t see that you have to go either!” she snapped, +dropping all pretense now. “You’re barely of age, any +of you! It’s utter nonsense, if Dumbledore needed + +Page | 97 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +work doing, he had the whole Order at his command! +Harry, you must have misunderstood him. Probably +he was telling you something he wanted done, and +you took it to mean that he wanted you — ” + +“I didn’t misunderstand,” said Harry flatly. “It’s got to +be me.” + +He handed her back the single sock he was supposed +to be identifying, which was patterned with golden +bulrushes. + +“And that’s not mine, I don’t support Puddlemere +United.” + +“Oh, of course not,” said Mrs. Weasley with a sudden +and rather unnerving return to her casual tone. “I +should have realized. Well, Harry, while we’ve still got +you here, you won’t mind helping with the +preparations for Bill and Fleur’s wedding, will you? +There’s still so much to do.” + +“No — I — of course not,” said Harry, disconcerted by +this sudden change of subject. + +“Sweet of you,” she replied, and she smiled as she left +the scullery. + +From that moment on, Mrs. Weasley kept Harry, Ron, +and Hermione so busy with preparations for the +wedding that they hardly had any time to think. The +kindest explanation of this behavior would have been +that Mrs. Weasley wanted to distract them all from +thoughts of Mad-Eye and the terrors of their recent +journey. After two days of nonstop cutlery cleaning, of +color-matching favors, ribbons, and flowers, of de- +gnoming the garden and helping Mrs. Weasley cook +vast batches of canapes, however, Harry started to +suspect her of a different motive. All the jobs she +Page | 98 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +handed out seemed to keep him, Ron, and Hermione +away from one another; he had not had a chance to +speak to the two of them alone since the first night, +when he had told them about Voldemort torturing +Ollivander. + +“I think Mum thinks that if she can stop the three of +you getting together and planning, she’ll be able to +delay you leaving,” Ginny told Harry in an undertone, +as they laid the table for dinner on the third night of +his stay. + +“And then what does she think’s going to happen?” +Harry muttered. “Someone else might kill off +Voldemort while she’s holding us here making vol-au- +vents?” + +He had spoken without thinking, and saw Ginny’s +face whiten. + +“So it’s true?” she said. “That’s what you’re trying to +do?” + +“I — not — I was joking,” said Harry evasively. + +They stared at each other, and there was something +more than shock in Ginny’s expression. Suddenly +Harry became aware that this was the first time that +he had been alone with her since those stolen hours +in secluded corners of the Hogwarts grounds. He was +sure she was remembering them too. Both of them +jumped as the door opened, and Mr. Weasley, +Kingsley, and Bill walked in. + +They were often joined by other Order members for +dinner now, because the Burrow had replaced +number twelve, Grimmauld Place as the +headquarters. Mr. Weasley had explained that after +the death of Dumbledore, their Secret-Keeper, each of +Page | 99 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the people to whom Dumbledore had confided +Grimmauld Place’s location had become a Secret- +Keeper in turn. + +“And as there are around twenty of us, that greatly +dilutes the power of the Fidelius Charm. Twenty times +as many opportunities for the Death Eaters to get the +secret out of somebody. We can’t expect it to hold +much longer.” + +“But surely Snape will have told the Death Eaters the +address by now?” asked Harry. + +“Well, Mad-Eye set up a couple of curses against +Snape in case he turns up there again. We hope +they’ll be strong enough both to keep him out and to +bind his tongue if he tries to talk about the place, but +we can’t be sure. It would have been insane to keep +using the place as headquarters now that its +protection has become so shaky.” + +The kitchen was so crowded that evening it was +difficult to maneuver knives and forks. Harry found +himself crammed beside Ginny; the unsaid things +that had just passed between them made him wish +they had been separated by a few more people. He +was trying so hard to avoid brushing her arm he +could barely cut his chicken. + +“No news about Mad-Eye?” Harry asked Bill. + +“Nothing,” replied Bill. + +They had not been able to hold a funeral for Moody, +because Bill and Lupin had failed to recover his body. +It had been difficult to know where he might have +fallen, given the darkness and the confusion of the +battle. + + + +Page | 100 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Daily Prophet hasn’t said a word about him +dying or about finding the body,” Bill went on. “But +that doesn’t mean much. It’s keeping a lot quiet these +days.” + +“And they still haven’t called a hearing about all the +underage magic I used escaping the Death Eaters?” +Harry called across the table to Mr. Weasley, who +shook his head. + +“Because they know I had no choice or because they +don’t want me to tell the world Voldemort attacked +me?” + +“The latter, I think. Scrimgeour doesn’t want to admit +that You-Know-Who is as powerful as he is, nor that +Azkaban’s seen a mass breakout.” + +“Yeah, why tell the public the truth?” said Harry, +clenching his knife so tightly that the faint scars on +the back of his right hand stood out, white against his +skin: I must not tell lies. + +“Isn’t anyone at the Ministry prepared to stand up to +him?” asked Ron angrily. + +“Of course, Ron, but people are terrified,” Mr. Weasley +replied, “terrified that they will be next to disappear, +their children the next to be attacked! There are nasty +rumors going around; I for one don’t believe the +Muggle Studies professor at Hogwarts resigned. She +hasn’t been seen for weeks now. Meanwhile +Scrimgeour remains shut up in his office all day: I +just hope he’s working on a plan.” + +There was a pause in which Mrs. Weasley magicked +the empty plates onto the work surface and served +apple tart. + + + +Page | 101 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We must decide ’ow you will be disguised, ’Arry,” said +Fleur, once everyone had pudding. “For ze wedding,” +she added, when he looked confused. “Of course, +none of our guests are Death Eaters, but we cannot +guarantee zat zey will not let something slip after zey +’ave ’ad champagne.” + +From this, Harry gathered that she still suspected +Hagrid. + +“Yes, good point,” said Mrs. Weasley from the top of +the table, where she sat, spectacles perched on the +end of her nose, scanning an immense list of jobs that +she had scribbled on a very long piece of parchment. +“Now, Ron, have you cleaned out your room yet?” + +“ Why?” exclaimed Ron, slamming his spoon down and +glaring at his mother. “Why does my room have to be +cleaned out? Harry and I are fine with it the way it is!” + +“We are holding your brother’s wedding here in a few +days’ time, young man — ” + +“And are they getting married in my bedroom?” asked +Ron furiously. “No! So why in the name of Merlin’s +saggy left — ” + +“Don’t talk to your mother like that,” said Mr. Weasley +firmly. “And do as you’re told.” + +Ron scowled at both his parents, then picked up his +spoon and attacked the last few mouthfuls of his +apple tart. + +“I can help, some of it’s my mess,” Harry told Ron, +but Mrs. Weasley cut across him. + +“No, Harry, dear, I’d much rather you helped Arthur +muck out the chickens, and Hermione, I’d be ever so + +Page | 102 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +grateful if you’d change the sheets for Monsieur and +Madame Delacour; you know they’re arriving at +eleven tomorrow morning.” + +But as it turned out, there was very little to do for the +chickens. “There’s no need to, er, mention it to Molly,” +Mr. Weasley told Harry, blocking his access to the +coop, “but, er, Ted Tonks sent me most of what was +left of Sirius’s bike and, er, I’m hiding — that’s to say, +keeping — it in here. Fantastic stuff: There’s an +exhaust gaskin, as I believe it’s called, the most +magnificent battery, and it’ll be a great opportunity to +find out how brakes work. I’m going to try and put it +all back together again when Molly’s not — I mean, +when I’ve got time.” + +When they returned to the house, Mrs. Weasley was +nowhere to be seen, so Harry slipped upstairs to +Ron’s attic bedroom. + +“I’m doing it, I’m doing — ! Oh, it’s you,” said Ron in +relief, as Harry entered the room. Ron lay back down +on the bed, which he had evidently just vacated. The +room was just as messy as it had been all week; the +only change was that Hermione was now sitting in the +far corner, her fluffy ginger cat, Crookshanks, at her +feet, sorting books, some of which Harry recognized +as his own, into two enormous piles. + +“Hi, Harry,” she said, as he sat down on his camp +bed. + +“And how did you manage to get away?” + +“Oh, Ron’s mum forgot that she asked Ginny and me +to change the sheets yesterday,” said Hermione. She +threw Numerology and Grammatica onto one pile and +The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts onto the other. + + + +Page | 103 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We were just talking about Mad-Eye,” Ron told +Harry. “I reckon he might have survived.” + +“But Bill saw him hit by the Killing Curse,” said +Harry. + +“Yeah, but Bill was under attack too,” said Ron. “How +can he be sure what he saw?” + +“Even if the Killing Curse missed, Mad-Eye still fell +about a thousand feet,” said Hermione, now weighing +Quidditch Teams of Britain and Ireland in her hand. + +“He could have used a Shield Charm — ” + +“Fleur said his wand was blasted out of his hand,” +said Harry. + +“Well, all right, if you want him to be dead,” said Ron +grumpily, punching his pillow into a more +comfortable shape. + +“Of course we don’t want him to be dead!” said +Hermione, looking shocked. “It’s dreadful that he’s +dead! But we’re being realistic!” + +For the first time, Harry imagined Mad-Eye’s body, +broken as Dumbledore’s had been, yet with that one +eye still whizzing in its socket. He felt a stab of +revulsion mixed with a bizarre desire to laugh. + +“The Death Eaters probably tidied up after +themselves, that’s why no one’s found him,” said Ron +wisely. + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “Like Barty Crouch, turned into a +bone and buried in Hagrid’s front garden. They +probably transfigured Moody and stuffed him — ” + + + +Page | 104 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t!” squealed Hermione. Startled, Harry looked +over just in time to see her burst into tears over her +copy of Spellman’s Syllabary. + +“Oh no,” said Harry, struggling to get up from the old +camp bed. “Hermione, I wasn’t trying to upset — ” + +But with a great creaking of rusty bedsprings, Ron +bounded off the bed and got there first. One arm +around Hermione, he fished in his jeans pocket and +withdrew a revolting-looking handkerchief that he +had used to clean out the oven earlier. Hastily pulling +out his wand, he pointed it at the rag and said, + +“ Tergeo .” + +The wand siphoned off most of the grease. Looking +rather pleased with himself, Ron handed the slightly +smoking handkerchief to Hermione. + +“Oh ... thanks, Ron. ... I’m sorry. ...” She blew her +nose and hiccuped. “It’s just so awf-ful, isn’t it? R- +right after Dumbledore ... I j-just n-never imagined +Mad-Eye dying, somehow, he seemed so tough!” + +“Yeah, I know,” said Ron, giving her a squeeze. “But +you know what he’d say to us if he was here?” + +“ ‘C-constant vigilance,’ ” said Hermione, mopping her +eyes. + +“That’s right,” said Ron, nodding. “He’d tell us to learn +from what happened to him. And what I’ve learned is +not to trust that cowardly little squit, Mundungus.” + +Hermione gave a shaky laugh and leaned forward to +pick up two more books. A second later, Ron had +snatched his arm back from around her shoulders; +she had dropped The Monster Book of Monsters on his + + + +Page | 105 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +foot. The book had broken free from its restraining +belt and snapped viciously at Ron’s ankle. + + + +“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” Hermione cried as Harry +wrenched the book from Ron’s leg and retied it shut. + +“What are you doing with all those books anyway?” +Ron asked, limping back to his bed. + +“Just trying to decide which ones to take with us,” +said Hermione. “When we’re looking for the +Horcruxes.” + +“Oh, of course,” said Ron, clapping a hand to his +forehead. “I forgot we’ll be hunting down Voldemort in +a mobile library.” + +“Ha ha,” said Hermione, looking down at Spellman’s +Syllabary. “I wonder ... will we need to translate +runes? It’s possible. ... I think we’d better take it, to +be safe.” + +She dropped the syllabary onto the larger of the two +piles and picked up Hogwarts, A History. + +“Listen,” said Harry. + +He had sat up straight. Ron and Hermione looked at +him with similar mixtures of resignation and defiance. + +“I know you said after Dumbledore’s funeral that you +wanted to come with me,” Harry began. + +“Here he goes,” Ron said to Hermione, rolling his eyes. + +“As we knew he would,” she sighed, turning back to +the books. “You know, I think I will take Hogwarts, A +History. Even if we’re not going back there, I don’t +think I’d feel right if I didn’t have it with — ” + +Page | 106 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Listen!” said Harry again. + + + +“No, Harry, you listen,” said Hermione. “We’re coming +with you. That was decided months ago — years, +really.” + +“But — ” + +“Shut up,” Ron advised him. + +“ — are you sure you’ve thought this through?” Harry +persisted. + +“Let’s see,” said Hermione, slamming Travels with +Trolls onto the discarded pile with a rather fierce look. +“I’ve been packing for days, so we’re ready to leave at +a moment’s notice, which for your information has +included doing some pretty difficult magic, not to +mention smuggling Mad-Eye’s whole stock of +Polyjuice Potion right under Ron’s mum’s nose. + +“I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that +they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and +Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to +move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s +to make it more difficult for Voldemort to track them +down and interrogate them about me — or you, +because unfortunately, I’ve told them quite a bit +about you. + +“Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll +find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t +— well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep +them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins +don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.” + +Hermione’s eyes were swimming with tears again. Ron +got back off the bed, put his arm around her once +more, and frowned at Harry as though reproaching + +Page | 107 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him for lack of tact. Harry could not think of anything +to say, not least because it was highly unusual for +Ron to be teaching anyone else tact. + +“I — Hermione, I’m sorry — I didn’t — ” + +“Didn’t realize that Ron and I know perfectly well +what might happen if we come with you? Well, we do. +Ron, show Harry what you’ve done.” + +“Nah, he’s just eaten,” said Ron. + +“Go on, he needs to know!” + +“Oh, all right. Harry, come here.” + +For the second time Ron withdrew his arm from +around Hermione and stumped over to the door. + +“C’mon.” + +“Why?” Harry asked, following Ron out of the room +onto the tiny landing. + +“ Descendo,” muttered Ron, pointing his wand at the +low ceiling. A hatch opened right over their heads and +a ladder slid down to their feet. A horrible, half- +sucking, half-moaning sound came out of the square +hole, along with an unpleasant smell like open drains. + +“That’s your ghoul, isn’t it?” asked Harry, who had +never actually met the creature that sometimes +disrupted the nightly silence. + +“Yeah, it is,” said Ron, climbing the ladder. “Come +and have a look at him.” + +Harry followed Ron up the few short steps into the +tiny attic space. His head and shoulders were in the + +Page | 108 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +room before he caught sight of the creature curled up +a few feet from him, fast asleep in the gloom with its +large mouth wide open. + +“But it ... it looks ... do ghouls normally wear +pajamas?” + +“No,” said Ron. “Nor have they usually got red hair or +that number of pustules.” + +Harry contemplated the thing, slightly revolted. It was +human in shape and size, and was wearing what, now +that Harry’s eyes became used to the darkness, was +clearly an old pair of Ron’s pajamas. He was also sure +that ghouls were generally rather slimy and bald, +rather than distinctly hairy and covered in angry +purple blisters. + +“He’s me, see?” said Ron. + +“No,” said Harry. “I don’t.” + +“I’ll explain it back in my room, the smell’s getting to +me,” said Ron. They climbed back down the ladder, +which Ron returned to the ceiling, and rejoined +Hermione, who was still sorting books. + +“Once we’ve left, the ghoul’s going to come and live +down here in my room,” said Ron. “I think he’s really +looking forward to it — well, it’s hard to tell, because +all he can do is moan and drool — but he nods a lot +when you mention it. Anyway, he’s going to be me +with spattergroit. Good, eh?” + +Harry merely looked his confusion. + +“It is!” said Ron, clearly frustrated that Harry had not +grasped the brilliance of the plan. “Look, when we +three don’t turn up at Hogwarts again, everyone’s + +Page | 109 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +going to think Hermione and I must be with you, +right? Which means the Death Eaters will go straight +for our families to see if they’ve got information on +where you are.” + +“But hopefully it’ll look like I’ve gone away with Mum +and Dad; a lot of Muggle-borns are talking about +going into hiding at the moment,” said Hermione. + +“We can’t hide my whole family, it’ll look too fishy and +they can’t all leave their jobs,” said Ron. “So we’re +going to put out the story that I’m seriously ill with +spattergroit, which is why I can’t go back to school. If +anyone comes calling to investigate, Mum or Dad can +show them the ghoul in my bed, covered in pustules. +Spattergroit ’s really contagious, so they’re not going +to want to go near him. It won’t matter that he can’t +say anything, either, because apparently you can’t +once the fungus has spread to your uvula.” + +“And your mum and dad are in on this plan?” asked +Harry. + +“Dad is. He helped Fred and George transform the +ghoul. Mum ... well, you’ve seen what she’s like. She +won’t accept we’re going till we’ve gone.” + +There was silence in the room, broken only by gentle +thuds as Hermione continued to throw books onto +one pile or the other. Ron sat watching her, and Harry +looked from one to the other, unable to say anything. +The measures they had taken to protect their families +made him realize, more than anything else could have +done, that they really were going to come with him +and that they knew exactly how dangerous that would +be. He wanted to tell them what that meant to him, +but he simply could not find words important enough. + + + +Page | 110 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Through the silence came the muffled sounds of Mrs. +Weasley shouting from four floors below. + +“Ginny’s probably left a speck of dust on a poxy +napkin ring,” said Ron. “I dunno why the Delacours +have got to come two days before the wedding.” + +“Fleur’s sister’s a bridesmaid, she needs to be here for +the rehearsal, and she’s too young to come on her +own,” said Hermione, as she pored indecisively over +Break with a Banshee. + +“Well, guests aren’t going to help Mum’s stress levels,” +said Ron. + +“What we really need to decide,” said Hermione, +tossing Defensive Magical Theory into the bin without +a second glance and picking up An Appraisal of +Magical Education in Europe, “is where we’re going +after we leave here. I know you said you wanted to go +to Godric’s Hollow first, Harry, and I understand why, +but ... well ... shouldn’t we make the Horcruxes our +priority?” + +“If we knew where any of the Horcruxes were, I’d +agree with you,” said Harry, who did not believe that +Hermione really understood his desire to return to +Godric’s Hollow. His parents’ graves were only part of +the attraction: He had a strong, though inexplicable, +feeling that the place held answers for him. Perhaps it +was simply because it was there that he had survived +Voldemort’s Killing Curse; now that he was facing the +challenge of repeating the feat, Harry was drawn to +the place where it had happened, wanting to +understand. + +“Don’t you think there’s a possibility that Voldemort’s +keeping a watch on Godric’s Hollow?” Hermione +asked. “He might expect you to go back and visit your + +Page | 111 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +parents’ graves once you’re free to go wherever you +like?” + + + +This had not occurred to Harry. While he struggled to +find a counterargument, Ron spoke up, evidently +following his own train of thought. + +“This R.A.B. person,” he said. “You know, the one who +stole the real locket?” + +Hermione nodded. + +“He said in his note he was going to destroy it, didn’t +he?” + +Harry dragged his rucksack toward him and pulled +out the fake Horcrux in which R.A.B. ’s note was still +folded. + +“ ‘ I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy +it as soon as I can,’ ” Harry read out. + +“Well, what if he did finish it off?” said Ron. + +“Or she,” interposed Hermione. + +“Whichever,” said Ron, “it’d be one less for us to do!” + +“Yes, but we’re still going to have to try and trace the +real locket, aren’t we?” said Hermione, “to find out +whether or not it’s destroyed.” + +“And once we get hold of it, how do you destroy a +Horcrux?” asked Ron. + +“Well,” said Hermione, “I’ve been researching that.” + +“How?” asked Harry. “I didn’t think there were any +books on Horcruxes in the library?” + +Page | 112 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There weren’t,” said Hermione, who had turned pink. +“Dumbledore removed them all, but he — he didn’t +destroy them.” + +Ron sat up straight, wide-eyed. + +“How in the name of Merlin’s pants have you +managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?” + +“It — it wasn’t stealing!” said Hermione, looking from +Harry to Ron with a kind of desperation. “They were +still library books, even if Dumbledore had taken +them off the shelves. Anyway, if he really didn’t want +anyone to get at them, I’m sure he would have made +it much harder to — ” + +“Get to the point!” said Ron. + +“Well ... it was easy,” said Hermione in a small voice. + +“I just did a Summoning Charm. You know — Accio. +And — they zoomed out of Dumbledore ’s study +window right into the girls’ dormitory.” + +“But when did you do this?” Harry asked, regarding +Hermione with a mixture of admiration and +incredulity. + +“Just after his — Dumbledore’s — funeral,” said +Hermione in an even smaller voice. “Right after we +agreed we’d leave school and go and look for the +Horcruxes. When I went back upstairs to get my +things it — it just occurred to me that the more we +knew about them, the better it would be ... and I was +alone in there ... so I tried ... and it worked. They flew +straight in through the open window and I — I packed +them.” + +She swallowed and then said imploringly, “I can’t +believe Dumbledore would have been angry, it’s not + +Page | 113 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +as though we’re going to use the information to make +a Horcrux, is it?” + +“Can you hear us complaining?” said Ron. “Where are +these books anyway?” + +Hermione rummaged for a moment and then +extracted from the pile a large volume, bound in faded +black leather. She looked a little nauseated and held +it as gingerly as if it were something recently dead. + +“This is the one that gives explicit instructions on how +to make a Horcrux. Secrets of the Darkest Art — it’s a +horrible book, really awful, full of evil magic. I wonder +when Dumbledore removed it from the library. ... If he +didn’t do it until he was headmaster, I bet Voldemort +got all the instruction he needed from here.” + +“Why did he have to ask Slughorn how to make a +Horcrux, then, if he’d already read that?” asked Ron. + +“He only approached Slughorn to find out what would +happen if you split your soul into seven,” said Harry. +“Dumbledore was sure Riddle already knew how to +make a Horcrux by the time he asked Slughorn about +them. I think you’re right, Hermione, that could easily +have been where he got the information.” + +“And the more I’ve read about them,” said Hermione, +“the more horrible they seem, and the less I can +believe that he actually made six. It warns in this +book how unstable you make the rest of your soul by +ripping it, and that’s just by making one Horcrux!” + +Harry remembered what Dumbledore had said about +Voldemort moving beyond “usual evil.” + +“Isn’t there any way of putting yourself back +together?” Ron asked. + +Page | 114 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes,” said Hermione with a hollow smile, “but it +would be excruciatingly painful.” + +“Why? How do you do it?” asked Harry. + +“Remorse,” said Hermione. “You’ve got to really feel +what you’ve done. There’s a footnote. Apparently the +pain of it can destroy you. I can’t see Voldemort +attempting it somehow, can you?” + +“No,” said Ron, before Harry could answer. “So does it +say how to destroy Horcruxes in that book?” + +“Yes,” said Hermione, now turning the fragile pages as +if examining rotting entrails, “because it warns Dark +wizards how strong they have to make the +enchantments on them. From all that I’ve read, what +Harry did to Riddle’s diary was one of the few really +foolproof ways of destroying a Horcrux.” + +“What, stabbing it with a basilisk fang?” asked Harry. + +“Oh well, lucky we’ve got such a large supply of +basilisk fangs, then,” said Ron. “I was wondering +what we were going to do with them.” + +“It doesn’t have to be a basilisk fang,” said Hermione +patiently. “It has to be something so destructive that +the Horcrux can’t repair itself. Basilisk venom only +has one antidote, and it’s incredibly rare — -□ + +“ — phoenix tears,” said Harry, nodding. + +“Exactly,” said Hermione. “Our problem is that there +are very few substances as destructive as basilisk +venom, and they’re all dangerous to carry around +with you. That’s a problem we’re going to have to +solve, though, because ripping, smashing, or + + + +Page | 115 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +crushing a Horcrux won’t do the trick. You’ve got to +put it beyond magical repair.” + +“But even if we wreck the thing it lives in,” said Ron, +“why can’t the bit of soul in it just go and live in +something else?” + +“Because a Horcrux is the complete opposite of a +human being.” + +Seeing that Harry and Ron looked thoroughly +confused, Hermione hurried on, “Look, if I picked up +a sword right now, Ron, and ran you through with it, + +I wouldn’t damage your soul at all.” + +“Which would be a real comfort to me, I’m sure,” said +Ron. Harry laughed. + +“It should be, actually! But my point is that whatever +happens to your body, your soul will survive, +untouched,” said Hermione. “But it’s the other way +round with a Horcrux. The fragment of soul inside it +depends on its container, its enchanted body, for +survival. It can’t exist without it.” + +“That diary sort of died when I stabbed it,” said Harry, +remembering ink pouring like blood from the +punctured pages, and the screams of the piece of +Voldemort’s soul as it vanished. + +“And once the diary was properly destroyed, the bit of +soul trapped in it could no longer exist. Ginny tried to +get rid of the diary before you did, flushing it away, +but obviously it came back good as new.” + +“Hang on,” said Ron, frowning. “The bit of soul in that +diary was possessing Ginny, wasn’t it? How does that +work, then?” + + + +Page | 116 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“While the magical container is still intact, the bit of +soul inside it can flit in and out of someone if they get +too close to the object. I don’t mean holding it for too +long, it’s nothing to do with touching it,” she added +before Ron could speak. “I mean close emotionally. +Ginny poured her heart out into that diary, she made +herself incredibly vulnerable. You’re in trouble if you +get too fond of or dependent on the Horcrux.” + +“I wonder how Dumbledore destroyed the ring?” said +Harry. “Why didn’t I ask him? I never really ...” + +His voice tailed away: He was thinking of all the +things he should have asked Dumbledore, and of +how, since the headmaster had died, it seemed to +Harry that he had wasted so many opportunities +when Dumbledore had been alive, to find out more ... +to find out everything. . . . + +The silence was shattered as the bedroom door flew +open with a wall-shaking crash. Hermione shrieked +and dropped Secrets of the Darkest Art; Crookshanks +streaked under the bed, hissing indignantly; Ron +jumped off the bed, skidded on a discarded Chocolate +Frog wrapper, and smacked his head on the opposite +wall; and Harry instinctively dived for his wand before +realizing that he was looking up at Mrs. Weasley, +whose hair was disheveled and whose face was +contorted with rage. + +“I’m so sorry to break up this cozy little gathering,” +she said, her voice trembling. “I’m sure you all need +your rest . . . but there are wedding presents stacked +in my room that need sorting out and I was under the +impression that you had agreed to help.” + +“Oh yes,” said Hermione, looking terrified as she leapt +to her feet, sending books flying in every direction, + +“we will ... we’re sorry ...” + +Page | 117 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +With an anguished look at Harry and Ron, Hermione +hurried out of the room after Mrs. Weasley. + +“It’s like being a house-elf,” complained Ron in an +undertone, still massaging his head as he and Harry +followed. “Except without the job satisfaction. The +sooner this wedding’s over, the happier I’ll be.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “then we’ll have nothing to do +except find Horcruxes. ... It’ll be like a holiday, won’t +it?” + + + +Ron started to laugh, but at the sight of the enormous +pile of wedding presents waiting for them in Mrs. +Weasley’s room, stopped quite abruptly. + +The Delacours arrived the following morning at eleven +o’clock. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were feeling +quite resentful toward Fleur’s family by this time, and +it was with ill grace that Ron stumped back upstairs +to put on matching socks, and Harry attempted to +flatten his hair. Once they had all been deemed smart +enough, they trooped out into the sunny backyard to +await the visitors. + +Harry had never seen the place looking so tidy. The +rusty cauldrons and old Wellington boots that usually +littered the steps by the back door were gone, +replaced by two new Flutterby bushes standing either +side of the door in large pots; though there was no +breeze, the leaves waved lazily, giving an attractive +rippling effect. The chickens had been shut away, the +yard had been swept, and the nearby garden had +been pruned, plucked, and generally spruced up, +although Harry, who liked it in its overgrown state, +thought that it looked rather forlorn without its usual +contingent of capering gnomes. + + + +Page | 118 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had lost track of how many security enchantments +had been placed upon the Burrow by both the Order +and the Ministry; all he knew was that it was no +longer possible for anybody to travel by magic directly +into the place. Mr. Weasley had therefore gone to +meet the Delacours on top of a nearby hill, where they +were to arrive by Portkey. The first sound of their +approach was an unusually high-pitched laugh, +which turned out to be coming from Mr. Weasley, who +appeared at the gate moments later, laden with +luggage and leading a beautiful blonde woman in +long, leaf-green robes, who could only be Fleur’s +mother. + +“Maman!” cried Fleur, rushing forward to embrace +her. “Papa!” + +Monsieur Delacour was nowhere near as attractive as +his wife; he was a head shorter and extremely plump, +with a little, pointed black beard. However, he looked +good-natured. Bouncing toward Mrs. Weasley on +high-heeled boots, he kissed her twice on each cheek, +leaving her flustered. + +“You ’ave been to much trouble,” he said in a deep +voice. “Fleur tells us you ’ave been working very ’ard.” + +“Oh, it’s been nothing, nothing!” trilled Mrs. Weasley. +“No trouble at all!” + +Ron relieved his feelings by aiming a kick at a gnome +who was peering out from behind one of the new +Flutterby bushes. + +“Dear lady!” said Monsieur Delacour, still holding +Mrs. Weasley’s hand between his own two plump +ones and beaming. “We are most honored at the +approaching union of our two families! Let me present +my wife, Apolline.” + +Page | 119 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Madame Delacour glided forward and stooped to kiss +Mrs. Weasley too. + +“ Enchantee,” she said. “Your ’usband ’as been telling +us such amusing stories!” + +Mr. Weasley gave a maniacal laugh; Mrs. Weasley +threw him a look, upon which he became immediately +silent and assumed an expression appropriate to the +sickbed of a close friend. + +“And, of course, you ’ave met my leetle daughter, +Gabrielle!” said Monsieur Delacour. Gabrielle was +Fleur in miniature; eleven years old, with waist-length +hair of pure, silvery blonde, she gave Mrs. Weasley a +dazzling smile and hugged her, then threw Harry a +glowing look, batting her eyelashes. Ginny cleared her +throat loudly. + +“Well, come in, do!” said Mrs. Weasley brightly, and +she ushered the Delacours into the house, with many +“No, please!”s and “After you!”s and “Not at all!”s. + +The Delacours, it soon transpired, were helpful, +pleasant guests. They were pleased with everything +and keen to assist with the preparations for the +wedding. Monsieur Delacour pronounced everything +from the seating plan to the bridesmaids’ shoes +“Charmanti” Madame Delacour was most +accomplished at household spells and had the oven +properly cleaned in a trice; Gabrielle followed her +elder sister around, trying to assist in any way she +could and jabbering away in rapid French. + +On the downside, the Burrow was not built to +accommodate so many people. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley +were now sleeping in the sitting room, having shouted +down Monsieur and Madame Delacour’s protests and +insisted they take their bedroom. Gabrielle was +Page | 120 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sleeping with Fleur in Percy’s old room, and Bill +would be sharing with Charlie, his best man, once +Charlie arrived from Romania. Opportunities to make +plans together became virtually nonexistent, and it +was in desperation that Harry, Ron, and Hermione +took to volunteering to feed the chickens just to +escape the overcrowded house. + +“But she still won’t leave us alone!” snarled Ron, as +their second attempt at a meeting in the yard was +foiled by the appearance of Mrs. Weasley carrying a +large basket of laundry in her arms. + +“Oh, good, you’ve fed the chickens,” she called as she +approached them. “We’d better shut them away again +before the men arrive tomorrow ... to put up the tent +for the wedding,” she explained, pausing to lean +against the henhouse. She looked exhausted. +“Millamant’s Magic Marquees ... they’re very good, +Bill’s escorting them. ... You’d better stay inside while +they’re here, Harry. I must say it does complicate +organizing a wedding, having all these security spells +around the place.” + +“I’m sorry,” said Harry humbly. + +“Oh, don’t be silly, dear!” said Mrs. Weasley at once. “I +didn’t mean — well, your safety’s much more +important! Actually, I’ve been wanting to ask you how +you want to celebrate your birthday, Harry. + +Seventeen, after all, it’s an important day. ...” + +“I don’t want a fuss,” said Harry quickly, envisaging +the additional strain this would put on them all. +“Really, Mrs. Weasley, just a normal dinner would be +fine. ... It’s the day before the wedding. ...” + +“Oh, well, if you’re sure, dear. I’ll invite Remus and +Tonks, shall I? And how about Hagrid?” + +Page | 121 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’d be great,” said Harry. “But please don’t go to +loads of trouble.” + +“Not at all, not at all ... It’s no trouble. ...” + +She looked at him, a long, searching look, then smiled +a little sadly, straightened up, and walked away. + +Harry watched as she waved her wand near the +washing line, and the damp clothes rose into the air +to hang themselves up, and suddenly he felt a great +wave of remorse for the inconvenience and the pain +he was giving her. + + + +Page | 122 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +7 + + + + +THE WILL OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE + +He was walking along a mountain road in the cool +blue light of dawn. Far below, swathed in mist, was +the shadow of a small town. Was the man he sought +down there, the man he needed so badly he could +think of little else, the man who held the answer, the +answer to his problem . . . ? + +“Oi, wake up.” + +Harry opened his eyes. He was lying again on the +camp bed in Ron’s dingy attic room. The sun had not +yet risen and the room was still shadowy. Pigwidgeon +was asleep with his head under his tiny wing. The +scar on Harry’s forehead was prickling. + +“You were muttering in your sleep.” + +“Was I?” + +“Yeah. ‘Gregorovitch.’ You kept saying ‘Gregorovitch.’ + + + +Page | 123 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry was not wearing his glasses; Ron’s face +appeared slightly blurred. + + + +“Who’s Gregorovitch?” + +“I dunno, do I? You were the one saying it.” + +Harry rubbed his forehead, thinking. He had a vague +idea he had heard the name before, but he could not +think where. + +“I think Voldemort’s looking for him.” + +“Poor bloke,” said Ron fervently. + +Harry sat up, still rubbing his scar, now wide awake. +He tried to remember exactly what he had seen in the +dream, but all that came back was a mountainous +horizon and the outline of the little village cradled in a +deep valley. + +“I think he’s abroad.” + +“Who, Gregorovitch?” + +“Voldemort. I think he’s somewhere abroad, looking +for Gregorovitch. It didn’t look like anywhere in +Britain.” + +“You reckon you were seeing into his mind again?” +Ron sounded worried. + +“Do me a favor and don’t tell Hermione,” said Harry. +“Although how she expects me to stop seeing stuff in +my sleep ...” + +He gazed up at little Pigwidgeon’s cage, thinking ... +Why was the name “Gregorovitch” familiar? + +Page | 124 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think,” he said slowly, “he’s got something to do +with Quidditch. There’s some connection, but I can’t +— I can’t think what it is.” + +“Quidditch?” said Ron. “Sure you’re not thinking of +Gorgovitch?” + +“Who?” + +“Dragomir Gorgovitch, Chaser, transferred to the +Chudley Cannons for a record fee two years ago. +Record holder for most Quaffle drops in a season.” + +“No,” said Harry. “I’m definitely not thinking of +Gorgovitch.” + +“I try not to either,” said Ron. “Well, happy birthday +anyway.” + +“Wow — that’s right, I forgot! I’m seventeen!” + +Harry seized the wand lying beside his camp bed, +pointed it at the cluttered desk where he had left his +glasses, and said, “Accio Glasses!” Although they were +only around a foot away, there was something +immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom toward +him, at least until they poked him in the eye. + +“Slick,” snorted Ron. + +Reveling in the removal of his Trace, Harry sent Ron’s +possessions flying around the room, causing +Pigwidgeon to wake up and flutter excitedly around +his cage. Harry also tried tying the laces of his +trainers by magic (the resultant knot took several +minutes to untie by hand) and, purely for the +pleasure of it, turned the orange robes on Ron’s +Chudley Cannons posters bright blue. + + + +Page | 125 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’d do your fly by hand, though,” Ron advised Harry, +sniggering when Harry immediately checked it. + +“Here’s your present. Unwrap it up here, it’s not for +my mother’s eyes.” + +“A book?” said Harry as he took the rectangular +parcel. “Bit of a departure from tradition, isn’t it?” + +“This isn’t your average book,” said Ron. “It’s pure +gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. +Explains everything you need to know about girls. If +only I’d had this last year I’d have known exactly how +to get rid of Lavender and I would’ve known how to +get going with ... Well, Fred and George gave me a +copy, and I’ve learned a lot. You’d be surprised, it’s +not all about wandwork, either.” + +When they arrived in the kitchen they found a pile of +presents waiting on the table. Bill and Monsieur +Delacour were finishing their breakfasts, while Mrs. +Weasley stood chatting to them over the frying pan. + +“Arthur told me to wish you a happy seventeenth, +Harry,” said Mrs. Weasley, beaming at him. “He had +to leave early for work, but hell be back for dinner. +That’s our present on top.” + +Harry sat down, took the square parcel she had +indicated, and unwrapped it. Inside was a watch very +like the one Mr. and Mrs. Weasley had given Ron for +his seventeenth; it was gold, with stars circling +around the face instead of hands. + +“It’s traditional to give a wizard a watch when he +comes of age,” said Mrs. Weasley, watching him +anxiously from beside the cooker. “I’m afraid that one +isn’t new like Ron’s, it was actually my brother +Fabian’s and he wasn’t terribly careful with his +possessions, it’s a bit dented on the back, but — ” +Page | 126 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The rest of her speech was lost; Harry had got up and +hugged her. He tried to put a lot of unsaid things into +the hug and perhaps she understood them, because +she patted his cheek clumsily when he released her, +then waved her wand in a slightly random way, +causing half a pack of bacon to flop out of the frying +pan onto the floor. + +“Happy birthday, Harry!” said Hermione, hurrying +into the kitchen and adding her own present to the +top of the pile. “It’s not much, but I hope you like it. +What did you get him?” she added to Ron, who +seemed not to hear her. + +“Come on, then, open Hermione’s!” said Ron. + +She had bought him a new Sneakoscope. The other +packages contained an enchanted razor from Bill and +Fleur (“Ah yes, zis will give you ze smoothest shave +you will ever ’ave,” Monsieur Delacour assured him, +“but you must tell it clearly what you want . . . +ozzerwise you might find you ’ave a leetle less hair +zan you would like. ...”), chocolates from the +Delacours, and an enormous box of the latest +Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes merchandise from Fred +and George. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione did not linger at the table, +as the arrival of Madame Delacour, Fleur, and +Gabrielle made the kitchen uncomfortably crowded. + +“I’ll pack these for you,” Hermione said brightly, +taking Harry’s presents out of his arms as the three of +them headed back upstairs. “I’m nearly done, I’m just +waiting for the rest of your underpants to come out of +the wash, Ron — ” + +Ron’s splutter was interrupted by the opening of a +door on the first-floor landing. + +Page | 127 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, will you come in here a moment?” + +It was Ginny. Ron came to an abrupt halt, but +Hermione took him by the elbow and tugged him on +up the stairs. Feeling nervous, Harry followed Ginny +into her room. + +He had never been inside it before. It was small, but +bright. There was a large poster of the Wizarding +band the Weird Sisters on one wall, and a picture of +Gwenog Jones, Captain of the all-witch Quidditch +team the Holyhead Harpies, on the other. A desk +stood facing the open window, which looked out over +the orchard where he and Ginny had once played +two-a-side Quidditch with Ron and Hermione, and +which now housed a large, pearly white marquee. The +golden flag on top was level with Ginny’s window. + +Ginny looked up into Harry’s face, took a deep breath, +and said, “Happy seventeenth.” + +“Yeah ... thanks.” + +She was looking at him steadily; he, however, found it +difficult to look back at her; it was like gazing into a +brilliant light. + +“Nice view,” he said feebly, pointing toward the +window. + +She ignored this. He could not blame her. + +“I couldn’t think what to get you,” she said. + +“You didn’t have to get me anything.” + +She disregarded this too. + + + +Page | 128 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t know what would be useful. Nothing too big, +because you wouldn’t be able to take it with you.” + +He chanced a glance at her. She was not tearful; that +was one of the many wonderful things about Ginny, +she was rarely weepy. He had sometimes thought that +having six brothers must have toughened her up. + +She took a step closer to him. + +“So then I thought, I’d like you to have something to +remember me by, you know, if you meet some veela +when you’re off doing whatever you’re doing.” + +“I think dating opportunities are going to be pretty +thin on the ground, to be honest.” + +“There’s the silver lining I’ve been looking for,” she +whispered, and then she was kissing him as she had +never kissed him before, and Harry was kissing her +back, and it was blissful oblivion, better than +firewhisky; she was the only real thing in the world, +Ginny, the feel of her, one hand at her back and one +in her long, sweet-smelling hair — + +The door banged open behind them and they jumped +apart. + +“Oh,” said Ron pointedly. “Sorry.” + +“Ron!” Hermione was just behind him, slightly out of +breath. There was a strained silence, then Ginny said +in a flat little voice, + +“Well, happy birthday anyway, Harry.” + +Ron’s ears were scarlet; Hermione looked nervous. +Harry wanted to slam the door in their faces, but it +felt as though a cold draft had entered the room when + +Page | 129 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the door opened, and his shining moment had popped +like a soap bubble. All the reasons for ending his +relationship with Ginny, for staying well away from +her, seemed to have slunk inside the room with Ron, +and all happy forgetfulness was gone. + +He looked at Ginny, wanting to say something, +though he hardly knew what, but she had turned her +back on him. He thought that she might have +succumbed, for once, to tears. He could not do +anything to comfort her in front of Ron. + +“I’ll see you later,” he said, and followed the other two +out of the bedroom. + +Ron marched downstairs, through the still-crowded +kitchen and into the yard, and Harry kept pace with +him all the way, Hermione trotting along behind them +looking scared. + +Once he reached the seclusion of the freshly mown +lawn, Ron rounded on Harry. + +“You ditched her. What are you doing now, messing +her around?” + +“I’m not messing her around,” said Harry, as +Hermione caught up with them. + +“Ron — ” + +But Ron held up a hand to silence her. + +“She was really cut up when you ended it — ” + +“So was I. You know why I stopped it, and it wasn’t +because I wanted to.” + + + +Page | 130 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, but you go snogging her now and she’s just +going to get her hopes up again — ” + +“She’s not an idiot, she knows it can’t happen, she’s +not expecting us to — to end up married, or — ” + +As he said it, a vivid picture formed in Harry’s mind of +Ginny in a white dress, marrying a tall, faceless, and +unpleasant stranger. In one spiraling moment it +seemed to hit him: Her future was free and +unencumbered, whereas his ... he could see nothing +but Voldemort ahead. + +“If you keep groping her every chance you get — ” + +“It won’t happen again,” said Harry harshly. The day +was cloudless, but he felt as though the sun had gone +in. “Okay?” + +Ron looked half resentful, half sheepish; he rocked +backward and forward on his feet for a moment, then +said, “Right then, well, that’s ... yeah.” + +Ginny did not seek another one-to-one meeting with +Harry for the rest of the day, nor by any look or +gesture did she show that they had shared more than +polite conversation in her room. Nevertheless, + +Charlie’s arrival came as a relief to Harry. It provided +a distraction, watching Mrs. Weasley force Charlie +into a chair, raise her wand threateningly, and +announce that he was about to get a proper haircut. + +As Harry’s birthday dinner would have stretched the +Burrow’s kitchen to breaking point even before the +arrival of Charlie, Lupin, Tonks, and Hagrid, several +tables were placed end to end in the garden. Fred and +George bewitched a number of purple lanterns, all +emblazoned with a large number 17, to hang in +midair over the guests. Thanks to Mrs. Weasley’s +Page | 131 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ministrations, George’s wound was neat and clean, +but Harry was not yet used to the dark hole in the +side of his head, despite the twins’ many jokes about +it. + +Hermione made purple and gold streamers erupt from +the end of her wand and drape themselves artistically +over the trees and bushes. + +“Nice,” said Ron, as with one final flourish of her +wand, Hermione turned the leaves on the crabapple +tree to gold. “You’ve really got an eye for that sort of +thing.” + +“Thank you, Ron!” said Hermione, looking both +pleased and a little confused. Harry turned away, +smiling to himself. He had a funny notion that he +would find a chapter on compliments when he found +time to peruse his copy of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to +Charm Witches; he caught Ginny’s eye and grinned at +her before remembering his promise to Ron and +hurriedly striking up a conversation with Monsieur +Delacour. + +“Out of the way, out of the way!” sang Mrs. Weasley, +coming through the gate with what appeared to be a +giant, beach-ball-sized Snitch floating in front of her. +Seconds later Harry realized that it was his birthday +cake, which Mrs. Weasley was suspending with her +wand, rather than risk carrying it over the uneven +ground. When the cake had finally landed in the +middle of the table, Harry said, “That looks amazing, +Mrs. Weasley.” + +“Oh, it’s nothing, dear,” she said fondly. Over her +shoulder, Ron gave Harry the thumbs-up and +mouthed, Good one. + + + +Page | 132 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +By seven o’clock all the guests had arrived, led into +the house by Fred and George, who had waited for +them at the end of the lane. Hagrid had honored the +occasion by wearing his best, and horrible, hairy +brown suit. Although Lupin smiled as he shook +Harry’s hand, Harry thought he looked rather +unhappy. It was all very odd; Tonks, beside him, +looked simply radiant. + +“Happy birthday, Harry,” she said, hugging him +tightly. + +“Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket- +sized glass of wine from Fred. “Six years ter the day +since we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?” + +“Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you +smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, +and tell me I was a wizard?” + +“I forge’ the details,” Hagrid chortled. “All righ’, Ron, +Hermione?” + +“We’re fine,” said Hermione. “How are you?” + +“Ar, not bad. Bin busy, we got some newborn +unicorns, I’ll show yeh when yeh get back — ” Harry +avoided Ron’s and Hermione’s gazes as Hagrid +rummaged in his pocket. “Here, Harry — couldn’ +think what ter get yeh, but then I remembered this.” +He pulled out a small, slightly furry drawstring pouch +with a long string, evidently intended to be worn +around the neck. “Mokeskin. Hide anythin’ in there +an’ no one but the owner can get it out. They’re rare, +them.” + +“Hagrid, thanks!” + + + +Page | 133 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ’S’nothin’,” said Hagrid with a wave of a dustbin-lid- +sized hand. “An’ there’s Charlie! Always liked him — +hey! Charlie!” + +Charlie approached, running his hand slightly +ruefully over his new, brutally short haircut. He was +shorter than Ron, thickset, with a number of burns +and scratches up his muscley arms. + +“Hi, Hagrid, how’s it going?” + +“Bin meanin’ ter write fer ages. How’s Norbert doin’?” + +“Norbert?” Charlie laughed. “The Norwegian +Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.” + +“Wha — Norbert’s a girl?” + +“Oh yeah,” said Charlie. + +“How can you tell?” asked Hermione. + +“They’re a lot more vicious,” said Charlie. He looked +over his shoulder and dropped his voice. “Wish Dad +would hurry up and get here. Mum’s getting edgy.” + +They all looked over at Mrs. Weasley. She was trying +to talk to Madame Delacour while glancing repeatedly +at the gate. + +“I think we’d better start without Arthur,” she called +to the garden at large after a moment or two. “He +must have been held up at — oh!” + +They all saw it at the same time: a streak of light that +came flying across the yard and onto the table, where +it resolved itself into a bright silver weasel, which +stood on its hind legs and spoke with Mr. Weasley’s +voice. + +Page | 134 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Minister of Magic coming with me.” + +The Patronus dissolved into thin air, leaving Fleur’s +family peering in astonishment at the place where it +had vanished. + +“We shouldn’t be here,” said Lupin at once. “Harry — +I’m sorry — I’ll explain another time — ” + +He seized Tonks’s wrist and pulled her away; they +reached the fence, climbed over it, and vanished from +sight. Mrs. Weasley looked bewildered. + +“The Minister — but why — ? I don’t understand — ” + +But there was no time to discuss the matter; a second +later, Mr. Weasley had appeared out of thin air at the +gate, accompanied by Rufus Scrimgeour, instantly +recognizable by his mane of grizzled hair. + +The two newcomers marched across the yard toward +the garden and the lantern- lit table, where everybody +sat in silence, watching them draw closer. As +Scrimgeour came within range of the lantern light, +Harry saw that he looked much older than the last +time they had met, scraggy and grim. + +“Sorry to intrude,” said Scrimgeour, as he limped to a +halt before the table. “Especially as I can see that I +am gate-crashing a party.” + +His eyes lingered for a moment on the giant Snitch +cake. + +“Many happy returns.” + +“Thanks,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 135 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I require a private word with you,” Scrimgeour went +on. “Also with Mr. Ronald Weasley and Miss +Hermione Granger.” + +“Us?” said Ron, sounding surprised. “Why us?” + +“I shall tell you that when we are somewhere more +private,” said Scrimgeour. “Is there such a place?” he +demanded of Mr. Weasley. + +“Yes, of course,” said Mr. Weasley, who looked +nervous. “The, er, sitting room, why don’t you use +that?” + +“You can lead the way,” Scrimgeour said to Ron. +“There will be no need for you to accompany us, +Arthur.” + +Harry saw Mr. Weasley exchange a worried look with +Mrs. Weasley as he, Ron, and Hermione stood up. As +they led the way back to the house in silence, Harry +knew that the other two were thinking the same as he +was: Scrimgeour must, somehow, have learned that +the three of them were planning to drop out of +Hogwarts. + +Scrimgeour did not speak as they all passed through +the messy kitchen and into the Burrow’s sitting room. +Although the garden had been full of soft golden +evening light, it was already dark in here: Harry +flicked his wand at the oil lamps as he entered and +they illuminated the shabby but cozy room. +Scrimgeour sat himself in the sagging armchair that +Mr. Weasley normally occupied, leaving Harry, Ron, +and Hermione to squeeze side by side onto the sofa. +Once they had done so, Scrimgeour spoke. + +“I have some questions for the three of you, and I +think it will be best if we do it individually. If you two” + +Page | 136 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +— he pointed at Harry and Hermione — “can wait +upstairs, I will start with Ronald.” + +“We’re not going anywhere,” said Harry, while +Hermione nodded vigorously. “You can speak to us +together, or not at all.” + +Scrimgeour gave Harry a cold, appraising look. Harry +had the impression that the Minister was wondering +whether it was worthwhile opening hostilities this +early. + +“Very well then, together,” he said, shrugging. He +cleared his throat. “I am here, as I’m sure you know, +because of Albus Dumbledore’s will.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at one another. + +“A surprise, apparently! You were not aware then that +Dumbledore had left you anything?” + +“A-all of us?” said Ron. “Me and Hermione too?” + +“Yes, all of—” + +But Harry interrupted. + +“Dumbledore died over a month ago. Why has it taken +this long to give us what he left us?” + +“Isn’t it obvious?” said Hermione, before Scrimgeour +could answer. “They wanted to examine whatever he’s +left us. You had no right to do that!” she said, and her +voice trembled slightly. + +“I had every right,” said Scrimgeour dismissively. “The +Decree for Justifiable Confiscation gives the Ministry +the power to confiscate the contents of a will — ” + + + +Page | 137 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That law was created to stop wizards passing on +Dark artifacts,” said Hermione, “and the Ministry is +supposed to have powerful evidence that the +deceased’s possessions are illegal before seizing them! +Are you telling me that you thought Dumbledore was +trying to pass us something cursed?” + +“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, +Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour. + +“No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do +some good in the world!” + +Ron laughed. Scrimgeour ’s eyes flickered toward him +and away again as Harry spoke. + +“So why have you decided to let us have our things +now? Can’t think of a pretext to keep them?” + +“No, it’ll be because the thirty-one days are up,” said +Hermione at once. “They can’t keep the objects longer +than that unless they can prove they’re dangerous. +Right?” + +“Would you say you were close to Dumbledore, +Ronald?” asked Scrimgeour, ignoring Hermione. Ron +looked startled. + +“Me? Not — not really ... It was always Harry who ...” + +Ron looked around at Harry and Hermione, to see +Hermione giving him a stop-talking-now\ sort of look, +but the damage was done: Scrimgeour looked as +though he had heard exactly what he had expected, +and wanted, to hear. He swooped like a bird of prey +upon Ron’s answer. + +“If you were not very close to Dumbledore, how do you +account for the fact that he remembered you in his + +Page | 138 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +will? He made exceptionally few personal bequests. +The vast majority of his possessions — his private +library, his magical instruments, and other personal +effects — were left to Hogwarts. Why do you think you +were singled out?” + +“I ... dunno,” said Ron. “I ... when I say we weren’t +close ... I mean, I think he liked me. ...” + +“You’re being modest, Ron,” said Hermione. +“Dumbledore was very fond of you.” + +This was stretching the truth to breaking point; as far +as Harry knew, Ron and Dumbledore had never been +alone together, and direct contact between them had +been negligible. However, Scrimgeour did not seem to +be listening. He put his hand inside his cloak and +drew out a drawstring pouch much larger than the +one Hagrid had given Harry. From it, he removed a +scroll of parchment which he unrolled and read +aloud. + +“ ‘The Last Will and Testament of Albus Percival +Wulfric Brian Dumbledore’ ... Yes, here we are. ... ‘To +Ronald Bilius Weasley, I leave my Deluminator, in the +hope that he will remember me when he uses it.’ ” + +Scrimgeour took from the bag an object that Harry +had seen before: It looked something like a silver +cigarette lighter, but it had, he knew, the power to +suck all light from a place, and restore it, with a +simple click. Scrimgeour leaned forward and passed +the Deluminator to Ron, who took it and turned it +over in his fingers, looking stunned. + +“That is a valuable object,” said Scrimgeour, watching +Ron. “It may even be unique. Certainly it is of +Dumbledore’s own design. Why would he have left +you an item so rare?” + +Page | 139 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron shook his head, looking bewildered. + +“Dumbledore must have taught thousands of +students,” Scrimgeour persevered. “Yet the only ones +he remembered in his will are you three. Why is that? +To what use did he think you would put his +Deluminator, Mr. Weasley?” + +“Put out lights, I s’pose,” mumbled Ron. “What else +could I do with it?” + +Evidently Scrimgeour had no suggestions. After +squinting at Ron for a moment or two, he turned back +to Dumbledore’s will. + +“ To Miss Hermione Jean Granger, I leave my copy of +The Tales of Beedle the Bard, in the hope that she will +find it entertaining and instructive.’ ” + +Scrimgeour now pulled out of the bag a small book +that looked as ancient as the copy of Secrets of the +Darkest Art upstairs. Its binding was stained and +peeling in places. Hermione took it from Scrimgeour +without a word. She held the book in her lap and +gazed at it. Harry saw that the title was in runes; he +had never learned to read them. As he looked, a tear +splashed onto the embossed symbols. + +“Why do you think Dumbledore left you that book, +Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour. + +“He ... he knew I liked books,” said Hermione in a +thick voice, mopping her eyes with her sleeve. + +“But why that particular book?” + +“I don’t know. He must have thought I’d enjoy it.” + + + +Page | 140 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Did you ever discuss codes, or any means of passing +secret messages, with Dumbledore?” + + + +“No, I didn’t,” said Hermione, still wiping her eyes on +her sleeve. “And if the Ministry hasn’t found any +hidden codes in this book in thirty-one days, I doubt +that I will.” + +She suppressed a sob. They were wedged together so +tightly that Ron had difficulty extracting his arm to +put it around Hermione ’s shoulders. Scrimgeour +turned back to the will. + +“ ‘To Harry James Potter,’ ” he read, and Harry’s +insides contracted with a sudden excitement, “ ‘I leave +the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match at +Hogwarts, as a reminder of the rewards of +perseverance and skill.’ ” + +As Scrimgeour pulled out the tiny, walnut-sized +golden ball, its silver wings fluttered rather feebly, +and Harry could not help feeling a definite sense of +anticlimax. + +“Why did Dumbledore leave you this Snitch?” asked +Scrimgeour. + +“No idea,” said Harry. “For the reasons you just read +out, I suppose ... to remind me what you can get if +you ... persevere and whatever it was.” + +“You think this a mere symbolic keepsake, then?” + +“I suppose so,” said Harry. “What else could it be?” + +“I’m asking the questions,” said Scrimgeour, shifting +his chair a little closer to the sofa. Dusk was really +falling outside now; the marquee beyond the windows +towered ghostly white over the hedge. + +Page | 141 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a +Snitch,” Scrimgeour said to Harry. “Why is that?” + +Hermione laughed derisively. + +“Oh, it can’t be a reference to the fact Harry’s a great +Seeker, that’s way too obvious,” she said. “There must +be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the +icing!” + +“I don’t think there’s anything hidden in the icing,” +said Scrimgeour, “but a Snitch would be a very good +hiding place for a small object. You know why, I’m +sure?” + +Harry shrugged. Hermione, however, answered: Harry +thought that answering questions correctly was such +a deeply ingrained habit she could not suppress the +urge. + +“Because Snitches have flesh memories,” she said. + +“What?” said Harry and Ron together; both +considered Hermione ’s Quidditch knowledge +negligible. + +“Correct,” said Scrimgeour. “A Snitch is not touched +by bare skin before it is released, not even by the +maker, who wears gloves. It carries an enchantment +by which it can identify the first human to lay hands +upon it, in case of a disputed capture. This Snitch” — +he held up the tiny golden ball — “will remember your +touch, Potter. It occurs to me that Dumbledore, who +had prodigious magical skill, whatever his other +faults, might have enchanted this Snitch so that it +will open only for you.” + + + +Page | 142 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s heart was beating rather fast. He was sure +that Scrimgeour was right. How could he avoid taking +the Snitch with his bare hand in front of the Minister? + + + +“You don’t say anything,” said Scrimgeour. “Perhaps +you already know what the Snitch contains?” + +“No,” said Harry, still wondering how he could appear +to touch the Snitch without really doing so. If only he +knew Legilimency, really knew it, and could read +Hermione’s mind; he could practically hear her brain +whirring beside him. + +“Take it,” said Scrimgeour quietly. + +Harry met the Minister’s yellow eyes and knew he had +no option but to obey. He held out his hand, and +Scrimgeour leaned forward again and placed the +Snitch, slowly and deliberately, into Harry’s palm. + +Nothing happened. As Harry’s fingers closed around +the Snitch, its tired wings fluttered and were still. +Scrimgeour, Ron, and Hermione continued to gaze +avidly at the now partially concealed ball, as if still +hoping it might transform in some way. + +“That was dramatic,” said Harry coolly. Both Ron and +Hermione laughed. + +“That’s all, then, is it?” asked Hermione, making to +prise herself off the sofa. + +“Not quite,” said Scrimgeour, who looked bad- +tempered now. “Dumbledore left you a second +bequest, Potter.” + +“What is it?” asked Harry, excitement rekindling. + + + +Page | 143 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Scrimgeour did not bother to read from the will this +time. + +“The sword of Godric Gryffindor,” he said. + +Hermione and Ron both stiffened. Harry looked +around for a sign of the ruby-encrusted hilt, but +Scrimgeour did not pull the sword from the leather +pouch, which in any case looked much too small to +contain it. + +“So where is it?” Harry asked suspiciously. + +“Unfortunately,” said Scrimgeour, “that sword was +not Dumbledore ’s to give away. The sword of Godric +Gryffindor is an important historical artifact, and as +such, belongs — ” + +“It belongs to Harry!” said Hermione hotly. “It chose +him, he was the one who found it, it came to him out +of the Sorting Hat — ” + +“According to reliable historical sources, the sword +may present itself to any worthy Gryffindor,” said +Scrimgeour. “That does not make it the exclusive +property of Mr. Potter, whatever Dumbledore may +have decided.” Scrimgeour scratched his badly +shaven cheek, scrutinizing Harry. “Why do you think +— ?” + +“ — Dumbledore wanted to give me the sword?” said +Harry, struggling to keep his temper. “Maybe he +thought it would look nice on my wall.” + +“This is not a joke, Potter!” growled Scrimgeour. “Was +it because Dumbledore believed that only the sword of +Godric Gryffindor could defeat the Heir of Slytherin? +Did he wish to give you that sword, Potter, because he + + + +Page | 144 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +believed, as do many, that you are the one destined to +destroy He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?” + +“Interesting theory,” said Harry. “Has anyone ever +tried sticking a sword in Voldemort? Maybe the +Ministry should put some people onto that, instead of +wasting their time stripping down Deluminators or +covering up breakouts from Azkaban. So is this what +you’ve been doing, Minister, shut up in your office, +trying to break open a Snitch? People are dying — I +was nearly one of them — Voldemort chased me +across three counties, he killed Mad-Eye Moody, but +there’s been no word about any of that from the +Ministry, has there? And you still expect us to +cooperate with you!” + +“You go too far!” shouted Scrimgeour, standing up; +Harry jumped to his feet too. Scrimgeour limped +toward Harry and jabbed him hard in the chest with +the point of his wand: It singed a hole in Harry’s T- +shirt like a lit cigarette. + +“Oi!” said Ron, jumping up and raising his own wand, +but Harry said, + +“No! D’you want to give him an excuse to arrest us?” + +“Remembered you’re not at school, have you?” said +Scrimgeour, breathing hard into Harry’s face. +“Remembered that I am not Dumbledore, who forgave +your insolence and insubordination? You may wear +that scar like a crown, Potter, but it is not up to a +seventeen-year-old boy to tell me how to do my job! + +It’s time you learned some respect!” + +“It’s time you earned it,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 145 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The floor trembled; there was a sound of running +footsteps, then the door to the sitting room burst +open and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley ran in. + +“We — we thought we heard — ” began Mr. Weasley, +looking thoroughly alarmed at the sight of Harry and +the Minister virtually nose to nose. + +“ — raised voices,” panted Mrs. Weasley. + +Scrimgeour took a couple of steps back from Harry, +glancing at the hole he had made in Harry’s T-shirt. +He seemed to regret his loss of temper. + +“It — it was nothing,” he growled. “I ... regret your +attitude,” he said, looking Harry full in the face once +more. “You seem to think that the Ministry does not +desire what you — what Dumbledore — desired. We +ought to be working together.” + +“I don’t like your methods, Minister,” said Harry. +“Remember?” + +For the second time, he raised his right fist and +displayed to Scrimgeour the scars that still showed +white on the back of it, spelling I must not tell lies. +Scrimgeour ’s expression hardened. He turned away +without another word and limped from the room. Mrs. +Weasley hurried after him; Harry heard her stop at +the back door. After a minute or so she called, “He’s +gone!” + +“What did he want?” Mr. Weasley asked, looking +around at Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Mrs. Weasley +came hurrying back to them. + +“To give us what Dumbledore left us,” said Harry. +“They’ve only just released the contents of his will.” + + + +Page | 146 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Outside in the garden, over the dinner tables, the +three objects Scrimgeour had given them were passed +from hand to hand. Everyone exclaimed over the +Deluminator and The Tales of Beedle the Bard and +lamented the fact that Scrimgeour had refused to +pass on the sword, but none of them could offer any +suggestion as to why Dumbledore would have left +Harry an old Snitch. As Mr. Weasley examined the +Deluminator for the third or fourth time, Mrs. + +Weasley said tentatively, “Harry, dear, everyone’s +awfully hungry, we didn’t like to start without you. ... +Shall I serve dinner now?” + +They all ate rather hurriedly and then, after a hasty +chorus of “Happy Birthday” and much gulping of +cake, the party broke up. Hagrid, who was invited to +the wedding the following day, but was far too bulky +to sleep in the overstretched Burrow, left to set up a +tent for himself in a neighboring field. + +“Meet us upstairs,” Harry whispered to Hermione, +while they helped Mrs. Weasley restore the garden to +its normal state. “After everyone’s gone to bed.” + +Up in the attic room, Ron examined his Deluminator, +and Harry filled Hagrid’s mokeskin purse, not with +gold, but with those items he most prized, apparently +worthless though some of them were: the Marauder’s +Map, the shard of Sirius’s enchanted mirror, and +R.A.B.’s locket. He pulled the strings tight and slipped +the purse around his neck, then sat holding the old +Snitch and watching its wings flutter feebly. At last, +Hermione tapped on the door and tiptoed inside. + +“ Muffliato,” she whispered, waving her wand in the +direction of the stairs. + +“Thought you didn’t approve of that spell?” said Ron. + + + +Page | 147 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Times change,” said Hermione. “Now, show us that +Deluminator.” + +Ron obliged at once. Holding it up in front of him, he +clicked it. The solitary lamp they had lit went out at +once. + +“The thing is,” whispered Hermione through the dark, +“we could have achieved that with Peruvian Instant +Darkness Powder.” + +There was a small click, and the ball of light from the +lamp flew back to the ceiling and illuminated them all +once more. + +“Still, it’s cool,” said Ron, a little defensively. “And +from what they said, Dumbledore invented it himself!” + +“I know, but surely he wouldn’t have singled you out +in his will just to help us turn out the lights!” + +“D’you think he knew the Ministry would confiscate +his will and examine everything he’d left us?” asked +Harry. + +“Definitely,” said Hermione. “He couldn’t tell us in the +will why he was leaving us these things, but that still +doesn’t explain ...” + +"... why he couldn’t have given us a hint when he was +alive?” asked Ron. + +“Well, exactly,” said Hermione, now flicking through +The Tales of Beedle the Bard. “If these things are +important enough to pass on right under the nose of +the Ministry, you’d think he’d have let us know why +... unless he thought it was obvious?” + + + +Page | 148 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thought wrong, then, didn’t he?” said Ron. “I always +said he was mental. Brilliant and everything, but +cracked. Leaving Harry an old Snitch — what the hell +was that about?” + +“I’ve no idea,” said Hermione. “When Scrimgeour +made you take it, Harry, I was so sure that something +was going to happen!” + +“Yeah, well,” said Harry, his pulse quickening as he +raised the Snitch in his fingers. “I wasn’t going to try +too hard in front of Scrimgeour, was I?” + +“What do you mean?” asked Hermione. + +“The Snitch I caught in my first ever Quidditch +match?” said Harry. “Don’t you remember?” + +Hermione looked simply bemused. Ron, however, +gasped, pointing frantically from Harry to the Snitch +and back again until he found his voice. + +“That was the one you nearly swallowed!” + +“Exactly,” said Harry, and with his heart beating fast, +he pressed his mouth to the Snitch. + +It did not open. Frustration and bitter disappointment +welled up inside him: He lowered the golden sphere, +but then Hermione cried out. + +“Writing! There’s writing on it, quick, look!” + +He nearly dropped the Snitch in surprise and +excitement. Hermione was quite right. Engraved upon +the smooth golden surface, where seconds before +there had been nothing, were five words written in the +thin, slanting handwriting that Harry recognized as +Dumbledore’s: + +Page | 149 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I open at the close. + +He had barely read them when the words vanished +again. + +“ ‘I open at the close ...’ What’s that supposed to +mean?” + +Hermione and Ron shook their heads, looking blank. + +“I open at the close ... at the close ... I open at the +close ...” + +But no matter how often they repeated the words, +with many different inflections, they were unable to +wring any more meaning from them. + +“And the sword,” said Ron finally, when they had at +last abandoned their attempts to divine meaning in +the Snitch’s inscription. “Why did he want Harry to +have the sword?” + +“And why couldn’t he just have told me?” Harry said +quietly. “It was there, it was right there on the wall of +his office during all our talks last year! If he wanted +me to have it, why didn’t he just give it to me then?” + +He felt as though he were sitting in an examination +with a question he ought to have been able to answer +in front of him, his brain slow and unresponsive. Was +there something he had missed in the long talks with +Dumbledore last year? Ought he to know what it all +meant? Had Dumbledore expected him to +understand? + +“And as for this book,” said Hermione, “The Tales of +Beedle the Bard ... I’ve never even heard of them!” + + + +Page | 150 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ve never heard of The Tales of Beedle the Bard?” +said Ron incredulously. “You’re kidding, right?” + + + +“No, I’m not!” said Hermione in surprise. “Do you +know them, then?” + +“Well, of course I do!” + +Harry looked up, diverted. The circumstance of Ron +having read a book that Hermione had not was +unprecedented. Ron, however, looked bemused by +their surprise. + +“Oh come on! All the old kids’ stories are supposed to +be Beedle ’s, aren’t they? The Fountain of Fair +Fortune’ ... The Wizard and the Hopping Pot’ ... +‘Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump’ ...” + +“Excuse me?” said Hermione, giggling. “What was that +last one? + +“Come off it!” said Ron, looking in disbelief from Harry +to Hermione. “You must’ve heard of Babbitty Rabbitty + + + +“Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up +by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories +like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White +and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’ — ” + +“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron. + +“So these are children’s stories?” asked Hermione, +bending again over the runes. + +“Yeah,” said Ron uncertainly, “I mean, that’s just +what you hear, you know, that all these old stories +came from Beedle. I dunno what they’re like in the +original versions.” + +Page | 151 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But I wonder why Dumbledore thought I should read +them?” + + + +Something creaked downstairs. + +“Probably just Charlie, now Mum’s asleep, sneaking +off to regrow his hair,” said Ron nervously. + +“All the same, we should get to bed,” whispered +Hermione. “It wouldn’t do to oversleep tomorrow.” + +“No,” agreed Ron. “A brutal triple murder by the +bridegroom’s mother might put a bit of a damper on +the wedding. I’ll get the lights.” + +And he clicked the Deluminator once more as +Hermione left the room. + + + +Page | 152 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE WEDDING + + + +Three o’clock on the following afternoon found Harry, +Ron, Fred, and George standing outside the great +white marquee in the orchard, awaiting the arrival of +the wedding guests. Harry had taken a large dose of +Polyjuice Potion and was now the double of a +redheaded Muggle boy from the local village, Ottery +St. Catchpole, from whom Fred had stolen hairs using +a Summoning Charm. The plan was to introduce +Harry as “Cousin Barny” and trust to the great +number of Weasley relatives to camouflage him. + +All four of them were clutching seating plans, so that +they could help show people to the right seats. A host +of white-robed waiters had arrived an hour earlier, +along with a golden-jacketed band, and all of these +wizards were currently sitting a short distance away +under a tree; Harry could see a blue haze of pipe +smoke issuing from the spot. + +Behind Harry, the entrance to the marquee revealed +rows and rows of fragile golden chairs set on either +side of a long purple carpet. The supporting poles + +Page | 153 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + +were entwined with white and gold flowers. Fred and +George had fastened an enormous bunch of golden +balloons over the exact point where Bill and Fleur +would shortly become husband and wife. Outside, +butterflies and bees were hovering lazily over the +grass and hedgerow. Harry was rather uncomfortable. +The Muggle boy whose appearance he was affecting +was slightly fatter than him, and his dress robes felt +hot and tight in the full glare of a summer’s day. + +“When I get married,” said Fred, tugging at the collar +of his own robes, “I won’t be bothering with any of +this nonsense. You can all wear what you like, and I’ll +put a full Body-Bind Curse on Mum until it’s all +over.” + +“She wasn’t too bad this morning, considering,” said +George. “Cried a bit about Percy not being here, but +who wants him? Oh blimey, brace yourselves — here +they come, look.” + +Brightly colored figures were appearing, one by one, +out of nowhere at the distant boundary of the yard. +Within minutes a procession had formed, which +began to snake its way up through the garden toward +the marquee. Exotic flowers and bewitched birds +fluttered on the witches’ hats, while precious gems +glittered from many of the wizards’ cravats; a hum of +excited chatter grew louder and louder, drowning the +sound of the bees as the crowd approached the tent. + +“Excellent, I think I see a few veela cousins,” said +George, craning his neck for a better look. “They’ll +need help understanding our English customs, I’ll +look after them. ...” + +“Not so fast, Your Holeyness,” said Fred, and darting +past the gaggle of middle-aged witches heading the +procession, he said, “Here — permettez-moi to assister + +Page | 154 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +vous,” to a pair of pretty French girls, who giggled and +allowed him to escort them inside. George was left to +deal with the middle-aged witches and Ron took +charge of Mr. Weasley’s old Ministry colleague +Perkins, while a rather deaf old couple fell to Harry’s +lot. + +“Wotcher,” said a familiar voice as he came out of the +marquee again and found Tonks and Lupin at the +front of the queue. She had turned blonde for the +occasion. “Arthur told us you were the one with the +curly hair. Sorry about last night,” she added in a +whisper as Harry led them up the aisle. “The +Ministry’s being very anti-werewolf at the moment +and we thought our presence might not do you any +favors.” + +“It’s fine, I understand,” said Harry, speaking more to +Lupin than Tonks. Lupin gave him a swift smile, but +as they turned away, Harry saw Lupin’s face fall again +into lines of misery. He did not understand it, but +there was no time to dwell on the matter: Hagrid was +causing a certain amount of disruption. Having +misunderstood Fred’s directions he had sat himself, +not upon the magically enlarged and reinforced seat +set aside for him in the back row, but on five seats +that now resembled a large pile of golden +matchsticks. + +While Mr. Weasley repaired the damage and Hagrid +shouted apologies to anybody who would listen, Harry +hurried back to the entrance to find Ron face-to-face +with a most eccentric-looking wizard. Slightly cross- +eyed, with shoulder-length white hair the texture of +candyfloss, he wore a cap whose tassel dangled in +front of his nose and robes of an eye-watering shade +of egg-yolk yellow. An odd symbol, rather like a +triangular eye, glistened from a golden chain around +his neck. + +Page | 155 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Xenophilius Lovegood,” he said, extending a hand to +Harry, “my daughter and I live just over the hill, so +kind of the good Weasleys to invite us. But I think +you know my Luna?” he added to Ron. + +“Yes,” said Ron. “Isn’t she with you?” + +“She lingered in that charming little garden to say +hello to the gnomes, such a glorious infestation! How +few wizards realize just how much we can learn from +the wise little gnomes — or, to give them their correct +name, the Gernumbli gardensi.” + +“Ours do know a lot of excellent swear words,” said +Ron, “but I think Fred and George taught them +those.” + +He led a party of warlocks into the marquee as Luna +rushed up. + +“Hello, Harry!” she said. + +“Er — my name’s Barny,” said Harry, flummoxed. + +“Oh, have you changed that too?” she asked brightly. + +“How did you know — ?” + +“Oh, just your expression,” she said. + +Like her father, Luna was wearing bright yellow +robes, which she had accessorized with a large +sunflower in her hair. Once you got over the +brightness of it all, the general effect was quite +pleasant. At least there were no radishes dangling +from her ears. + +Xenophilius, who was deep in conversation with an +acquaintance, had missed the exchange between + +Page | 156 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Luna and Harry. Bidding the wizard farewell, he +turned to his daughter, who held up her finger and +said, “Daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit +me!” + +“How wonderful! Gnome saliva is enormously +beneficial!” said Mr. Lovegood, seizing Luna’s +outstretched finger and examining the bleeding +puncture marks. “Luna, my love, if you should feel +any burgeoning talent today — perhaps an +unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaim in +Mermish — do not repress it! You may have been +gifted by the Gernumblies!” + +Ron, passing them in the opposite direction, let out a +loud snort. + +“Ron can laugh,” said Luna serenely as Harry led her +and Xenophilius toward their seats, “but my father +has done a lot of research on Gernumbli magic.” + +“Really?” said Harry, who had long since decided not +to challenge Luna or her father’s peculiar views. “Are +you sure you don’t want to put anything on that bite, +though?” + +“Oh, it’s fine,” said Luna, sucking her finger in a +dreamy fashion and looking Harry up and down. “You +look smart. I told Daddy most people would probably +wear dress robes, but he believes you ought to wear +sun colors to a wedding, for luck, you know.” + +As she drifted off after her father, Ron reappeared +with an elderly witch clutching his arm. Her beaky +nose, red-rimmed eyes, and feathery pink hat gave +her the look of a bad-tempered flamingo. + +"... and your hair’s much too long, Ronald, for a +moment I thought you were Ginevra. Merlin’s beard, + +Page | 157 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like +an omelet. And who are you?” she barked at Harry. + +“Oh yeah, Auntie Muriel, this is our cousin Barny.” + +“Another Weasley? You breed like gnomes. Isn’t Harry +Potter here? I was hoping to meet him. I thought he +was a friend of yours, Ronald, or have you merely +been boasting?” + +“No — he couldn’t come — ” + +“Hmm. Made an excuse, did he? Not as gormless as +he looks in press photographs, then. I’ve just been +instructing the bride on how best to wear my tiara,” +she shouted at Harry. “Goblin-made, you know, and +been in my family for centuries. She’s a good-looking +girl, but still — French. Well, well, find me a good +seat, Ronald, I am a hundred and seven and I ought +not to be on my feet too long.” + +Ron gave Harry a meaningful look as he passed and +did not reappear for some time: When next they met +at the entrance, Harry had shown a dozen more +people to their places. The marquee was nearly full +now, and for the first time there was no queue +outside. + +“Nightmare, Muriel is,” said Ron, mopping his +forehead on his sleeve. “She used to come for +Christmas every year, then, thank God, she took +offense because Fred and George set off a Dung-bomb +under her chair at dinner. Dad always says she’ll +have written them out of her will — like they care, +they’re going to end up richer than anyone in the +family, rate they’re going. ... Wow,” he added, blinking +rather rapidly as Hermione came hurrying toward +them. “You look great!” + + + +Page | 158 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Always the tone of surprise,” said Hermione, though +she smiled. She was wearing a floaty, lilac-colored +dress with matching high heels; her hair was sleek +and shiny. “Your Great-Aunt Muriel doesn’t agree, I +just met her upstairs while she was giving Fleur the +tiara. She said, ‘Oh dear, is this the Muggle-born?’ +and then, ‘Bad posture and skinny ankles.’ ” + +“Don’t take it personally, she’s rude to everyone,” said +Ron. + +“Talking about Muriel?” inquired George, reemerging +from the marquee with Fred. “Yeah, she’s just told me +my ears are lopsided. Old bat. I wish old Uncle Bilius +was still with us, though; he was a right laugh at +weddings.” + +“Wasn’t he the one who saw a Grim and died twenty- +four hours later?” asked Hermione. + +“Well, yeah, he went a bit odd toward the end,” +conceded George. + +“But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of +the party,” said Fred. “He used to down an entire +bottle of firewhisky, then run onto the dance floor, +hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of +flowers out of his — ” + +“Yes, he sounds a real charmer,” said Hermione, +while Harry roared with laughter. + +“Never married, for some reason,” said Ron. + +“You amaze me,” said Hermione. + +They were all laughing so much that none of them +noticed the latecomer, a dark-haired young man with +a large, curved nose and thick black eyebrows, until + +Page | 159 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he held out his invitation to Ron and said, with his +eyes on Hermione, “You look vunderful.” + +“Viktor!” she shrieked, and dropped her small beaded +bag, which made a loud thump quite disproportionate +to its size. As she scrambled, blushing, to pick it up, +she said, “I didn’t know you were — goodness — it’s +lovely to see — how are you?” + +Ron’s ears had turned bright red again. After glancing +at Krum’s invitation as if he did not believe a word of +it, he said, much too loudly, “How come you’re here?” + +“Fleur invited me,” said Krum, eyebrows raised. + +Harry, who had no grudge against Krum, shook +hands; then, feeling that it would be prudent to +remove Krum from Ron’s vicinity, offered to show him +his seat. + +“Your friend is not pleased to see me,” said Krum as +they entered the now packed marquee. “Or is he a +relative?” he added with a glance at Harry’s red curly +hair. + +“Cousin,” Harry muttered, but Krum was not really +listening. His appearance was causing a stir, +particularly amongst the veela cousins: He was, after +all, a famous Quidditch player. While people were still +craning their necks to get a good look at him, Ron, +Hermione, Fred, and George came hurrying down the +aisle. + +“Time to sit down,” Fred told Harry, “or we’re going to +get run over by the bride.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione took their seats in the +second row behind Fred and George. Hermione looked +rather pink and Ron’s ears were still scarlet. After a + +Page | 160 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +few moments he muttered to Harry, “Did you see he’s +grown a stupid little beard?” + +Harry gave a noncommittal grunt. + +A sense of jittery anticipation had filled the warm +tent, the general murmuring broken by occasional +spurts of excited laughter. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley +strolled up the aisle, smiling and waving at relatives; +Mrs. Weasley was wearing a brand-new set of +amethyst-colored robes with a matching hat. + +A moment later Bill and Charlie stood up at the front +of the marquee, both wearing dress robes, with large +white roses in their buttonholes; Fred wolf-whistled +and there was an outbreak of giggling from the veela +cousins. Then the crowd fell silent as music swelled +from what seemed to be the golden balloons. + +“Ooooh!” said Hermione, swiveling around in her seat +to look at the entrance. + +A great collective sigh issued from the assembled +witches and wizards as Monsieur Delacour and Fleur +came walking up the aisle, Fleur gliding, Monsieur +Delacour bouncing and beaming. Fleur was wearing a +very simple white dress and seemed to be emitting a +strong, silvery glow. While her radiance usually +dimmed everyone else by comparison, today it +beautified everybody it fell upon. Ginny and Gabrielle, +both wearing golden dresses, looked even prettier +than usual, and once Fleur had reached him, Bill did +not look as though he had ever met Fenrir Greyback. + +“Ladies and gentlemen,” said a slightly singsong +voice, and with a slight shock, Harry saw the same +small, tufty-haired wizard who had presided at +Dumbledore’s funeral, now standing in front of Bill + + + +Page | 161 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and Fleur. “We are gathered here today to celebrate +the union of two faithful souls ...” + +“Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely,” said +Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. “But I +must say, Ginevra’s dress is far too low cut.” + +Ginny glanced around, grinning, winked at Harry, +then quickly faced the front again. Harry’s mind +wandered a long way from the marquee, back to +afternoons spent alone with Ginny in lonely parts of +the school grounds. They seemed so long ago; they +had always seemed too good to be true, as though he +had been stealing shining hours from a normal +person’s life, a person without a lightning-shaped +scar on his forehead. ... + +“Do you, William Arthur, take Fleur Isabelle ... ?” + +In the front row, Mrs. Weasley and Madame Delacour +were both sobbing quietly into scraps of lace. +Trumpetlike sounds from the back of the marquee +told everyone that Hagrid had taken out one of his +own tablecloth-sized handkerchiefs. Hermione turned +and beamed at Harry; her eyes too were full of tears. + +"... then I declare you bonded for life.” + +The tufty-haired wizard waved his wand high over the +heads of Bill and Fleur and a shower of silver stars +fell upon them, spiraling around their now entwined +figures. As Fred and George led a round of applause, +the golden balloons overhead burst: Birds of paradise +and tiny golden bells flew and floated out of them, +adding their songs and chimes to the din. + +“Ladies and gentlemen!” called the tufty-haired +wizard. “If you would please stand up!” + + + +Page | 162 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They all did so, Auntie Muriel grumbling audibly; he +waved his wand again. The seats on which they had +been sitting rose gracefully into the air as the canvas +walls of the marquee vanished, so that they stood +beneath a canopy supported by golden poles, with a +glorious view of the sunlit orchard and surrounding +countryside. Next, a pool of molten gold spread from +the center of the tent to form a gleaming dance floor; +the hovering chairs grouped themselves around +small, white-clothed tables, which all floated +gracefully back to earth around it, and the golden- +jacketed band trooped toward a podium. + +“Smooth,” said Ron approvingly as the waiters popped +up on all sides, some bearing silver trays of pumpkin +juice, butterbeer, and firewhisky, others tottering +piles of tarts and sandwiches. + +“We should go and congratulate them!” said +Hermione, standing on tiptoe to see the place where +Bill and Fleur had vanished amid a crowd of well- +wishers. + +“Well have time later,” shrugged Ron, snatching three +butter-beers from a passing tray and handing one to +Harry. “Hermione, cop hold, let’s grab a table. ... Not +there! Nowhere near Muriel — ” + +Ron led the way across the empty dance floor, +glancing left and right as he went: Harry felt sure that +he was keeping an eye out for Krum. By the time they +had reached the other side of the marquee, most of +the tables were occupied: The emptiest was the one +where Luna sat alone. + +“All right if we join you?” asked Ron. + +“Oh yes,” she said happily. “Daddy’s just gone to give +Bill and Fleur our present.” + +Page | 163 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What is it, a lifetime’s supply of Gurdyroots?” asked +Ron. + +Hermione aimed a kick at him under the table, but +caught Harry instead. Eyes watering in pain, Harry +lost track of the conversation for a few moments. + +The band had begun to play. Bill and Fleur took to +the dance floor first, to great applause; after a while, +Mr. Weasley led Madame Delacour onto the floor, +followed by Mrs. Weasley and Fleur’s father. + +“I like this song,” said Luna, swaying in time to the +waltzlike tune, and a few seconds later she stood up +and glided onto the dance floor, where she revolved +on the spot, quite alone, eyes closed and waving her +arms. + +“She’s great, isn’t she?” said Ron admiringly. “Always +good value.” + +But the smile vanished from his face at once: Viktor +Krum had dropped into Luna’s vacant seat. Hermione +looked pleasurably flustered, but this time Krum had +not come to compliment her. With a scowl on his face +he said, “Who is that man in the yellow?” + +“That’s Xenophilius Lovegood, he’s the father of a +friend of ours,” said Ron. His pugnacious tone +indicated that they were not about to laugh at +Xenophilius, despite the clear provocation. “Come and +dance,” he added abruptly to Hermione. + +She looked taken aback, but pleased too, and got up. +They vanished together into the growing throng on +the dance floor. + +“Ah, they are together now?” asked Krum, +momentarily distracted. + +Page | 164 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er — sort of,” said Harry. + +“Who are you?” Krum asked. + +“Barny Weasley.” + +They shook hands. + +“You, Barny — you know this man Lovegood veil?” + +“No, I only met him today. Why?” + +Krum glowered over the top of his drink, watching +Xenophilius, who was chatting to several warlocks on +the other side of the dance floor. + +“Because,” said Krum, “if he vos not a guest of +Fleur’s, I vould duel him, here and now, for vearing +that filthy sign upon his chest.” + +“Sign?” said Harry, looking over at Xenophilius too. +The strange triangular eye was gleaming on his chest. +“Why? What’s wrong with it?” + +“Grindelvald. That is Grindelvald’s sign.” + +“Grindelwald . . . the Dark wizard Dumbledore +defeated?” + +“Exactly.” + +Krum’s jaw muscles worked as if he were chewing, +then he said, “Grindelvald killed many people, my +grandfather, for instance. Of course, he vos never +poverful in this country, they said he feared +Dumbledore — and rightly, seeing how he vos +finished. But this” — he pointed a finger at +Xenophilius — “this is his symbol, I recognized it at +vunce: Grindelvald carved it into a vail at Durmstrang + +Page | 165 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ven he vos a pupil there. Some idiots copied it onto +their books and clothes, thinking to shock, make +themselves impressive — until those of us who had +lost family members to Grindelvald taught them +better.” + +Krum cracked his knuckles menacingly and glowered +at Xenophilius. Harry felt perplexed. It seemed +incredibly unlikely that Luna’s father was a supporter +of the Dark Arts, and nobody else in the tent seemed +to have recognized the triangular, runelike shape. + +“Are you — er — quite sure it’s Grindelwald’s — ?” + +“I am not mistaken,” said Krum coldly. “I valked past +that sign for several years, I know it veil.” + +“Well, there’s a chance,” said Harry, “that Xenophilius +doesn’t actually know what the symbol means. The +Lovegoods are quite ... unusual. He could easily have +picked it up somewhere and think it’s a cross section +of the head of a Crumple-Horned Snorkack or +something.” + +“The cross section of a vot?” + +“Well, I don’t know what they are, but apparently he +and his daughter go on holiday looking for them. ...” + +Harry felt he was doing a bad job explaining Luna and +her father. + +“That’s her,” he said, pointing at Luna, who was still +dancing alone, waving her arms around her head like +someone attempting to beat off midges. + +“Vy is she doing that?” asked Krum. + + + +Page | 166 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Probably trying to get rid of a Wrackspurt,” said +Harry, who recognized the symptoms. + +Krum did not seem to know whether or not Harry was +making fun of him. He drew his wand from inside his +robes and tapped it menacingly on his thigh; sparks +flew out of the end. + +“Gregorovitch!” said Harry loudly, and Krum started, +but Harry was too excited to care; the memory had +come back to him at the sight of Krum’s wand: +Ollivander taking it and examining it carefully before +the Triwizard Tournament. + +“Vot about him?” asked Krum suspiciously. + +“He’s a wandmaker!” + +“I know that,” said Krum. + +“He made your wand! That’s why I thought — +Quidditch — ” + +Krum was looking more and more suspicious. + +“How do you know Gregorovitch made my vand?” + +“I ... I read it somewhere, I think,” said Harry. “In a — +a fan magazine,” he improvised wildly and Krum +looked mollified. + +“I had not realized I ever discussed my vand with +fans,” he said. + +“So ... er ... where is Gregorovitch these days?” + +Krum looked puzzled. + + + +Page | 167 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He retired several years ago. I vos one of the last to +purchase a Gregorovitch vand. They are the best — +although I know, of course, that you Britons set much +store by Ollivander.” + +Harry did not answer. He pretended to watch the +dancers, like Krum, but he was thinking hard. So +Voldemort was looking for a celebrated wandmaker, +and Harry did not have to search far for a reason: It +was surely because of what Harry’s wand had done +on the night that Voldemort had pursued him across +the skies. The holly and phoenix feather wand had +conquered the borrowed wand, something that +Ollivander had not anticipated or understood. Would +Gregorovitch know better? Was he truly more skilled +than Ollivander, did he know secrets of wands that +Ollivander did not? + +“This girl is very nice-looking,” Krum said, recalling +Harry to his surroundings. Krum was pointing at +Ginny, who had just joined Luna. “She is also a +relative of yours?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry, suddenly irritated, “and she’s +seeing someone. Jealous type. Big bloke. You +wouldn’t want to cross him.” + +Krum grunted. + +“Vot,” he said, draining his goblet and getting to his +feet again, “is the point of being an international +Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are +taken?” + +And he strode off, leaving Harry to take a sandwich +from a passing waiter and make his way around the +edge of the crowded dance floor. He wanted to find +Ron, to tell him about Gregorovitch, but Ron was +dancing with Hermione out in the middle of the floor. +Page | 168 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry leaned up against one of the golden pillars and +watched Ginny, who was now dancing with Fred and +George’s friend Lee Jordan, trying not to feel resentful +about the promise he had given Ron. + +He had never been to a wedding before, so he could +not judge how Wizarding celebrations differed from +Muggle ones, though he was pretty sure that the +latter would not involve a wedding cake topped with +two model phoenixes that took flight when the cake +was cut, or bottles of champagne that floated +unsupported through the crowd. As evening drew in, +and moths began to swoop under the canopy, now lit +with floating golden lanterns, the revelry became +more and more uncontained. Fred and George had +long since disappeared into the darkness with a pair +of Fleur’s cousins; Charlie, Hagrid, and a squat +wizard in a purple porkpie hat were singing “Odo the +Hero” in a corner. + +Wandering through the crowd so as to escape a +drunken uncle of Ron’s who seemed unsure whether +or not Harry was his son, Harry spotted an old wizard +sitting alone at a table. His cloud of white hair made +him look rather like an aged dandelion clock and was +topped by a moth-eaten fez. He was vaguely familiar: +Racking his brains, Harry suddenly realized that this +was Elphias Doge, member of the Order of the +Phoenix and the writer of Dumbledore’s obituary. + +Harry approached him. + +“May I sit down?” + +“Of course, of course,” said Doge; he had a rather +high-pitched, wheezy voice. + +Harry leaned in. + + + +Page | 169 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mr. Doge, I’m Harry Potter.” + +Doge gasped. + +“My dear boy! Arthur told me you were here, +disguised. ... I am so glad, so honored!” + +In a flutter of nervous pleasure Doge poured Harry a +goblet of champagne. + +“I thought of writing to you,” he whispered, “after +Dumbledore ... the shock ... and for you, I am sure + + + +Doge’s tiny eyes filled with sudden tears. + +“I saw the obituary you wrote for the Daily Prophet,” +said Harry. “I didn’t realize you knew Professor +Dumbledore so well.” + +“As well as anyone,” said Doge, dabbing his eyes with +a napkin. “Certainly I knew him longest, if you don’t +count Aberforth — and somehow, people never do +seem to count Aberforth.” + +“Speaking of the Daily Prophet ... I don’t know +whether you saw, Mr. Doge — ?” + +“Oh, please call me Elphias, dear boy.” + +“Elphias, I don’t know whether you saw the interview +Rita Skeeter gave about Dumbledore?” + +Doge’s face flooded with angry color. + +“Oh yes, Harry, I saw it. That woman, or vulture +might be a more accurate term, positively pestered me +to talk to her. I am ashamed to say that I became +rather rude, called her an interfering trout, which + +Page | 170 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +resulted, as you may have seen, in aspersions cast +upon my sanity.” + +“Well, in that interview,” Harry went on, “Rita Skeeter +hinted that Professor Dumbledore was involved in the +Dark Arts when he was young.” + +“Don’t believe a word of it!” said Doge at once. “Not a +word, Harry! Let nothing tarnish your memories of +Albus Dumbledore!” + +Harry looked into Doge’s earnest, pained face and felt, +not reassured, but frustrated. Did Doge really think it +was that easy, that Harry could simply choose not to +believe? Didn’t Doge understand Harry’s need to be +sure, to know everything? + +Perhaps Doge suspected Harry’s feelings, for he +looked concerned and hurried on, “Harry, Rita +Skeeter is a dreadful — ” + +But he was interrupted by a shrill cackle. + +“Rita Skeeter? Oh, I love her, always read her!” + +Harry and Doge looked up to see Auntie Muriel +standing there, the plumes dancing on her hat, a +goblet of champagne in her hand. “She’s written a +book about Dumbledore, you know!” + +“Hello, Muriel,” said Doge. “Yes, we were just +discussing — ” + +“You there! Give me your chair, I’m a hundred and +seven!” + +Another redheaded Weasley cousin jumped off his +seat, looking alarmed, and Auntie Muriel swung it + + + +Page | 171 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +around with surprising strength and plopped herself +down upon it between Doge and Harry. + +“Hello again, Barry, or whatever your name is,” she +said to Harry. “Now, what were you saying about Rita +Skeeter, Elphias? You know she’s written a biography +of Dumbledore? I can’t wait to read it, I must +remember to place an order at Flourish and Blotts!” + +Doge looked stiff and solemn at this, but Auntie +Muriel drained her goblet and clicked her bony fingers +at a passing waiter for a replacement. She took +another large gulp of champagne, belched, and then +said, “There’s no need to look like a pair of stuffed +frogs! Before he became so respected and respectable +and all that tosh, there were some mighty funny +rumors about Albus!” + +“Ill-informed sniping,” said Doge, turning radish- +colored again. + +“You would say that, Elphias,” cackled Auntie Muriel. +“I noticed how you skated over the sticky patches in +that obituary of yours!” + +“I’m sorry you think so,” said Doge, more coldly still. + +“I assure you I was writing from the heart.” + +“Oh, we all know you worshipped Dumbledore; I +daresay you’ll still think he was a saint even if it does +turn out that he did away with his Squib sister!” + +“Muriell” exclaimed Doge. + +A chill that had nothing to do with the iced +champagne was stealing through Harry’s chest. + +“What do you mean?” he asked Muriel. “Who said his +sister was a Squib? I thought she was ill?” + +Page | 172 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thought wrong, then, didn’t you, Barry!” said Auntie +Muriel, looking delighted at the effect she had +produced. “Anyway, how could you expect to know +anything about it? It all happened years and years +before you were even thought of, my dear, and the +truth is that those of us who were alive then never +knew what really happened. That’s why I can’t wait to +find out what Skeeter’s unearthed! Dumbledore kept +that sister of his quiet for a long time!” + +“Untrue!” wheezed Doge. “Absolutely untrue!” + +“He never told me his sister was a Squib,” said Harry, +without thinking, still cold inside. + +“And why on earth would he tell you?” screeched +Muriel, swaying a little in her seat as she attempted +to focus upon Harry. + +“The reason Albus never spoke about Ariana,” began +Elphias in a voice stiff with emotion, “is, I should have +thought, quite clear. He was so devastated by her +death — ” + +“Why did nobody ever see her, Elphias?” squawked +Muriel. “Why did half of us never even know she +existed, until they carried the coffin out of the house +and held a funeral for her? Where was saintly Albus +while Ariana was locked in the cellar? Off being +brilliant at Hogwarts, and never mind what was going +on in his own house!” + +“What d’you mean, locked in the cellar?” asked Harry. +“What is this?” + +Doge looked wretched. Auntie Muriel cackled again +and answered Harry. + + + +Page | 173 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dumbledore’s mother was a terrifying woman, simply +terrifying. Muggle-born, though I heard she pretended +otherwise — ” + +“She never pretended anything of the sort! Kendra +was a fine woman,” whispered Doge miserably, but +Auntie Muriel ignored him. + +“ — proud and very domineering, the sort of witch who +would have been mortified to produce a Squib — ” + +“Ariana was not a Squib!” wheezed Doge. + +“So you say, Elphias, but explain, then, why she +never attended Hogwarts!” said Auntie Muriel. She +turned back to Harry. “In our day, Squibs were often +hushed up, though to take it to the extreme of +actually imprisoning a little girl in the house and +pretending she didn’t exist — ” + +“I tell you, that’s not what happened!” said Doge, but +Auntie Muriel steamrollered on, still addressing +Harry. + +“Squibs were usually shipped off to Muggle schools +and encouraged to integrate into the Muggle +community . . . much kinder than trying to find them a +place in the Wizarding world, where they must always +be second class; but naturally Kendra Dumbledore +wouldn’t have dreamed of letting her daughter go to a +Muggle school — ” + +“Ariana was delicate!” said Doge desperately. “Her +health was always too poor to permit her — ” + +“ — to permit her to leave the house?” cackled Muriel. +“And yet she was never taken to St. Mungo’s and no +Healer was ever summoned to see her!” + + + +Page | 174 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Really, Muriel, how you can possibly know whether + + + +“For your information, Elphias, my cousin Lancelot +was a Healer at St. Mungo’s at the time, and he told +my family in strictest confidence that Ariana had +never been seen there. All most suspicious, Lancelot +thought!” + +Doge looked to be on the verge of tears. Auntie Muriel, +who seemed to be enjoying herself hugely, snapped +her fingers for more champagne. Numbly Harry +thought of how the Dursleys had once shut him up, +locked him away, kept him out of sight, all for the +crime of being a wizard. Had Dumbledore’s sister +suffered the same fate in reverse: imprisoned for her +lack of magic? And had Dumbledore truly left her to +her fate while he went off to Hogwarts, to prove +himself brilliant and talented? + +“Now, if Kendra hadn’t died first,” Muriel resumed, + +“I’d have said that it was she who finished off Ariana + + + +“How can you, Muriel?” groaned Doge. “A mother kill +her own daughter? Think what you are saying!” + +“If the mother in question was capable of imprisoning +her daughter for years on end, why not?” shrugged +Auntie Muriel. “But as I say, it doesn’t fit, because +Kendra died before Ariana — of what, nobody ever +seemed sure — ” + +“Oh, no doubt Ariana murdered her,” said Doge with +a brave attempt at scorn. “Why not?” + +“Yes, Ariana might have made a desperate bid for +freedom and killed Kendra in the struggle,” said +Auntie Muriel thoughtfully. “Shake your head all you + +Page | 175 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +like, Elphias! You were at Ariana’s funeral, were you +not?” + +“Yes I was,” said Doge, through trembling lips. “And a +more desperately sad occasion I cannot remember. +Albus was heartbroken — ” + +“His heart wasn’t the only thing. Didn’t Aberforth +break Albus ’s nose halfway through the service?” + +If Doge had looked horrified before this, it was +nothing to how he looked now. Muriel might have +stabbed him. She cackled loudly and took another +swig of champagne, which dribbled down her chin. + +“How do you — ?” croaked Doge. + +“My mother was friendly with old Bathilda Bagshot,” +said Auntie Muriel happily. “Bathilda described the +whole thing to Mother while I was listening at the +door. A coffin-side brawl! The way Bathilda told it, +Aberforth shouted that it was all Albus ’s fault that +Ariana was dead and then punched him in the face. +According to Bathilda, Albus did not even defend +himself, and that’s odd enough in itself, Albus could +have destroyed Aberforth in a duel with both hands +tied behind his back.” + +Muriel swigged yet more champagne. The recitation of +these old scandals seemed to elate her as much as +they horrified Doge. Harry did not know what to +think, what to believe: He wanted the truth, and yet +all Doge did was sit there and bleat feebly that Ariana +had been ill. Harry could hardly believe that +Dumbledore would not have intervened if such +cruelty was happening inside his own house, and yet +there was undoubtedly something odd about the +story. + + + +Page | 176 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And I’ll tell you something else,” Muriel said, +hiccuping slightly as she lowered her goblet. “I think +Bathilda has spilled the beans to Rita Skeeter. All +those hints in Skeeter’s interview about an important +source close to the Dumbledores — goodness knows +she was there all through the Ariana business, and it +would fit!” + +“Bathilda would never talk to Rita Skeeter!” whispered +Doge. + +“Bathilda Bagshot?” Harry said. “The author of A +History of Magic?” + +The name was printed on the front of one of Harry’s +textbooks, though admittedly not one of the ones he +had read most attentively. + +“Yes,” said Doge, clutching at Harry’s question like a +drowning man at a life belt. “A most gifted magical +historian and an old friend of Albus’s.” + +“Quite gaga these days, I’ve heard,” said Auntie +Muriel cheerfully. + +“If that is so, it is even more dishonorable for Skeeter +to have taken advantage of her,” said Doge, “and no +reliance can be placed on anything Bathilda may have +said!” + +“Oh, there are ways of bringing back memories, and +I’m sure Rita Skeeter knows them all,” said Auntie +Muriel. “But even if Bathilda’s completely cuckoo, I’m +sure she’d still have old photographs, maybe even +letters. She knew the Dumbledores for years. ... Well +worth a trip to Godric’s Hollow, I’d have thought.” + +Harry, who had been taking a sip of butterbeer, +choked. Doge banged him on the back as Harry + +Page | 177 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +coughed, looking at Auntie Muriel through streaming +eyes. Once he had control of his voice again, he +asked, “Bathilda Bagshot lives in Godric’s Hollow?” + +“Oh yes, she’s been there forever! The Dumbledores +moved there after Percival was imprisoned, and she +was their neighbor.” + +“The Dumbledores lived in Godric’s Hollow?” + +“Yes, Barry, that’s what I just said,” said Auntie +Muriel testily. + +Harry felt drained, empty. Never once, in six years, +had Dumbledore told Harry that they had both lived +and lost loved ones in Godric’s Hollow. Why? Were +Lily and James buried close to Dumbledore ’s mother +and sister? Had Dumbledore visited their graves, +perhaps walked past Lily’s and James’s to do so? And +he had never once told Harry . . . never bothered to say + + + +And why it was so important, Harry could not explain +even to himself, yet he felt it had been tantamount to +a lie not to tell him that they had this place and these +experiences in common. He stared ahead of him, +barely noticing what was going on around him, and +did not realize that Hermione had appeared out of the +crowd until she drew up a chair beside him. + +“I simply can’t dance anymore,” she panted, slipping +off one of her shoes and rubbing the sole of her foot. +“Ron’s gone looking to find more butterbeers. It’s a bit +odd, I’ve just seen Viktor storming away from Luna’s +father, it looked like they’d been arguing — ” She +dropped her voice, staring at him. “Harry, are you +okay?” + + + +Page | 178 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry did not know where to begin, but it did not +matter. At that moment, something large and silver +came falling through the canopy over the dance floor. +Graceful and gleaming, the lynx landed lightly in the +middle of the astonished dancers. Heads turned, as +those nearest it froze absurdly in mid-dance. Then +the Patronus’s mouth opened wide and it spoke in the +loud, deep, slow voice of Kingsley Shacklebolt. + +“The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are +coming.” + + + +Page | 179 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +9 + + + + +A PLACE TO HIDE + +Everything seemed fuzzy, slow. Harry and Hermione +jumped to their feet and drew their wands. Many +people were only just realizing that something strange +had happened; heads were still turning toward the +silver cat as it vanished. Silence spread outward in +cold ripples from the place where the Patronus had +landed. Then somebody screamed. + +Harry and Hermione threw themselves into the +panicking crowd. Guests were sprinting in all +directions; many were Disapparating; the protective +enchantments around the Burrow had broken. + +“Ron!” Hermione cried. “Ron, where are you?” + +As they pushed their way across the dance floor, +Harry saw cloaked and masked figures appearing in +the crowd; then he saw Lupin and Tonks, their wands +raised, and heard both of them shout, “Protego\”, a +cry that was echoed on all sides — + + + +Page | 180 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Ron! Ron!” Hermione called, half sobbing as she and +Harry were buffeted by terrified guests: Harry seized +her hand to make sure they weren’t separated as a +streak of light whizzed over their heads, whether a +protective charm or something more sinister he did +not know — + +And then Ron was there. He caught hold of +Hermione ’s free arm, and Harry felt her turn on the +spot; sight and sound were extinguished as darkness +pressed in upon him; all he could feel was Hermione’s +hand as he was squeezed through space and time, +away from the Burrow, away from the descending +Death Eaters, away, perhaps, from Voldemort +himself. ... + +“Where are we?” said Ron’s voice. + +Harry opened his eyes. For a moment he thought they +had not left the wedding after all: They still seemed to +be surrounded by people. + +“Tottenham Court Road,” panted Hermione. “Walk, +just walk, we need to find somewhere for you to +change.” + +Harry did as she asked. They half walked, half ran up +the wide dark street thronged with late-night revelers +and lined with closed shops, stars twinkling above +them. A double-decker bus rumbled by and a group +of merry pub-goers ogled them as they passed; Harry +and Ron were still wearing dress robes. + +“Hermione, we haven’t got anything to change into,” +Ron told her, as a young woman burst into raucous +giggles at the sight of him. + + + +Page | 181 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why didn’t I make sure I had the Invisibility Cloak +with me?” said Harry, inwardly cursing his own +stupidity. “All last year I kept it on me and — ” + +“It’s okay, I’ve got the Cloak, I’ve got clothes for both +of you,” said Hermione. “Just try and act naturally +until — this will do.” + +She led them down a side street, then into the shelter +of a shadowy alleyway. + +“When you say you’ve got the Cloak, and clothes ...” +said Harry, frowning at Hermione, who was carrying +nothing except her small beaded handbag, in which +she was now rummaging. + +“Yes, they’re here,” said Hermione, and to Harry and +Ron’s utter astonishment, she pulled out a pair of +jeans, a sweatshirt, some maroon socks, and finally +the silvery Invisibility Cloak. + +“How the ruddy hell — ?” + +“Undetectable Extension Charm,” said Hermione. +“Tricky, but I think I’ve done it okay; anyway, I +managed to fit everything we need in here.” She gave +the fragile-looking bag a little shake and it echoed like +a cargo hold as a number of heavy objects rolled +around inside it. “Oh, damn, that’ll be the books,” she +said, peering into it, “and I had them all stacked by +subject. ... Oh well. ... Harry, you’d better take the +Invisibility Cloak. Ron, hurry up and change. ...” + +“When did you do all this?” Harry asked as Ron +stripped off his robes. + +“I told you at the Burrow, I’ve had the essentials +packed for days, you know, in case we needed to +make a quick getaway. I packed your rucksack this + +Page | 182 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +morning, Harry, after you changed, and put it in here. +... I just had a feeling. ...” + +“You’re amazing, you are,” said Ron, handing her his +bundled-up robes. + +“Thank you,” said Hermione, managing a small smile +as she pushed the robes into the bag. “Please, Harry, +get that Cloak on!” + +Harry threw the Invisibility Cloak around his +shoulders and pulled it up over his head, vanishing +from sight. He was only just beginning to appreciate +what had happened. + +“The others — everyone at the wedding — ” + +“We can’t worry about that now,” whispered +Hermione. “It’s you they’re after, Harry, and we’ll just +put everyone in even more danger by going back.” + +“She’s right,” said Ron, who seemed to know that +Harry was about to argue, even if he could not see his +face. “Most of the Order was there, they’ll look after +everyone.” + +Harry nodded, then remembered that they could not +see him, and said, “Yeah.” But he thought of Ginny, +and fear bubbled like acid in his stomach. + +“Come on, I think we ought to keep moving,” said +Hermione. + +They moved back up the side street and onto the +main road again, where a group of men on the +opposite side was singing and weaving across the +pavement. + + + +Page | 183 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Just as a matter of interest, why Tottenham Court +Road?” Ron asked Hermione. + + + +“I’ve no idea, it just popped into my head, but I’m +sure we’re safer out in the Muggle world, it’s not +where they’ll expect us to be.” + +“True,” said Ron, looking around, “but don’t you feel a +bit — exposed?” + +“Where else is there?” asked Hermione, cringing as +the men on the other side of the road started wolf- +whistling at her. “We can hardly book rooms at the +Leaky Cauldron, can we? And Grimmauld Place is out +if Snape can get in there. ... I suppose we could try +my parents’ house, though I think there’s a chance +they might check there. ... Oh, I wish they’d shut up!” + +“All right, darling?” the drunkest of the men on the +other pavement was yelling. “Fancy a drink? Ditch +ginger and come and have a pint!” + +“Let’s sit down somewhere,” Hermione said hastily as +Ron opened his mouth to shout back across the road. +“Look, this will do, in here!” + +It was a small and shabby all-night cafe. A light layer +of grease lay on all the Formica- topped tables, but it +was at least empty. Harry slipped into a booth first +and Ron sat next to him opposite Hermione, who had +her back to the entrance and did not like it: She +glanced over her shoulder so frequently she appeared +to have a twitch. Harry did not like being stationary; +walking had given the illusion that they had a goal. +Beneath the Cloak he could feel the last vestiges of +Polyjuice leaving him, his hands returning to their +usual length and shape. He pulled his glasses out of +his pocket and put them on again. + +Page | 184 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +After a minute or two, Ron said, “You know, we’re not +far from the Leaky Cauldron here, it’s only in Charing +Cross — ” + +“Ron, we can’t!” said Hermione at once. + +“Not to stay there, but to find out what’s going on!” + +“We know what’s going on! Voldemort’s taken over the +Ministry, what else do we need to know?” + +“Okay, okay, it was just an idea!” + +They relapsed into a prickly silence. The gum-chewing +waitress shuffled over and Hermione ordered two +cappuccinos: As Harry was invisible, it would have +looked odd to order him one. A pair of burly workmen +entered the cafe and squeezed into the next booth. +Hermione dropped her voice to a whisper. + +“I say we find a quiet place to Disapparate and head +for the countryside. Once we’re there, we could send a +message to the Order.” + +“Can you do that talking Patronus thing, then?” +asked Ron. + +“I’ve been practicing and I think so,” said Hermione. + +“Well, as long as it doesn’t get them into trouble, +though they might’ve been arrested already. God, +that’s revolting,” Ron added after one sip of the +foamy, grayish coffee. The waitress had heard; she +shot Ron a nasty look as she shuffled off to take the +new customers’ orders. The larger of the two +workmen, who was blond and quite huge, now that +Harry came to look at him, waved her away. She +stared, affronted. + + + +Page | 185 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Let’s get going, then, I don’t want to drink this +muck,” said Ron. “Hermione, have you got Muggle +money to pay for this?” + +“Yes, I took out all my Building Society savings before +I came to the Burrow. I’ll bet all the change is at the +bottom,” sighed Hermione, reaching for her beaded +bag. + +The two workmen made identical movements, and +Harry mirrored them without conscious thought: All +three of them drew their wands. Ron, a few seconds +late in realizing what was going on, lunged across the +table, pushing Hermione sideways onto her bench. + +The force of the Death Eaters’ spells shattered the +tiled wall where Ron’s head had just been, as Harry, +still invisible, yelled, “Stupefyl” + +The great blond Death Eater was hit in the face by a +jet of red light: He slumped sideways, unconscious. +His companion, unable to see who had cast the spell, +fired another at Ron: Shining black ropes flew from +his wand-tip and bound Ron head to foot — the +waitress screamed and ran for the door — Harry sent +another Stunning Spell at the Death Eater with the +twisted face who had tied up Ron, but the spell +missed, rebounded on the window, and hit the +waitress, who collapsed in front of the door. + +“Expulsol” bellowed the Death Eater, and the table +behind which Harry was standing blew up: The force +of the explosion slammed him into the wall and he felt +his wand leave his hand as the Cloak slipped off him. + +“Petrificus TotalusV’ screamed Hermione from out of +sight, and the Death Eater fell forward like a statue to +land with a crunching thud on the mess of broken +china, table, and coffee. Hermione crawled out from + + + +Page | 186 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +underneath the bench, shaking bits of glass ashtray +out of her hair and trembling all over. + +“D-diffindo,” she said, pointing her wand at Ron, who +roared in pain as she slashed open the knee of his +jeans, leaving a deep cut. “Oh, I’m so sorry, Ron, my +hand’s shaking! Diffindol” + +The severed ropes fell away. Ron got to his feet, +shaking his arms to regain feeling in them. Harry +picked up his wand and climbed over all the debris to +where the large blond Death Eater was sprawled +across the bench. + +“I should’ve recognized him, he was there the night +Dumbledore died,” he said. He turned over the darker +Death Eater with his foot; the man’s eyes moved +rapidly between Harry, Ron, and Hermione. + +“That’s Dolohov,” said Ron. “I recognize him from the +old wanted posters. I think the big one’s Thorfinn +Rowle.” + +“Never mind what they’re called!” said Hermione a +little hysterically. “How did they find us? What are we +going to do?” + +Somehow her panic seemed to clear Harry’s head. + +“Lock the door,” he told her, “and Ron, turn out the +lights.” + +He looked down at the paralyzed Dolohov, thinking +fast as the lock clicked and Ron used the +Deluminator to plunge the cafe into darkness. Harry +could hear the men who had jeered at Hermione +earlier, yelling at another girl in the distance. + + + +Page | 187 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What are we going to do with them?” Ron whispered +to Harry through the dark; then, even more quietly, +“Kill them? They’d kill us. They had a good go just +now.” + +Hermione shuddered and took a step backward. +Harry shook his head. + +“We just need to wipe their memories,” said Harry. +“It’s better like that, it’ll throw them off the scent. If +we killed them it’d be obvious we were here.” + +“You’re the boss,” said Ron, sounding profoundly +relieved. “But I’ve never done a Memory Charm.” + +“Nor have I,” said Hermione, “but I know the theory.” + +She took a deep, calming breath, then pointed her +wand at Dolohov’s forehead and said, “Obliviate.” + +At once, Dolohov’s eyes became unfocused and +dreamy. + +“Brilliant!” said Harry, clapping her on the back. +“Take care of the other one and the waitress while +Ron and I clear up.” + +“Clear up?” said Ron, looking around at the partly +destroyed cafe. “Why?” + +“Don’t you think they might wonder what’s happened +if they wake up and find themselves in a place that +looks like it’s just been bombed?” + +“Oh right, yeah ...” + +Ron struggled for a moment before managing to +extract his wand from his pocket. + + + +Page | 188 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you +packed my old jeans, they’re tight.” + +“Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and as she +dragged the waitress out of sight of the windows, +Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron +could stick his wand instead. + +Once the cafe was restored to its previous condition, +they heaved the Death Eaters back into their booth +and propped them up facing each other. + +“But how did they find us?” Hermione asked, looking +from one inert man to the other. “How did they know +where we were?” + +She turned to Harry. + +“You — you don’t think you’ve still got your Trace on +you, do you, Harry?” + +“He can’t have,” said Ron. “The Trace breaks at +seventeen, that’s Wizarding law, you can’t put it on +an adult.” + +“As far as you know,” said Hermione. “What if the +Death Eaters have found a way to put it on a +seventeen-year-old?” + +“But Harry hasn’t been near a Death Eater in the last +twenty-four hours. Who’s supposed to have put a +Trace back on him?” + +Hermione did not reply. Harry felt contaminated, +tainted: Was that really how the Death Eaters had +found them? + +“If I can’t use magic, and you can’t use magic near +me, without us giving away our position — ” he began. + +Page | 189 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’re not splitting up!” said Hermione firmly. + + + +“We need a safe place to hide,” said Ron. “Give us +time to think things through.” + +“Grimmauld Place,” said Harry. + +The other two gaped. + +“Don’t be silly, Harry, Snape can get in there!” + +“Ron’s dad said they’ve put up jinxes against him — +and even if they haven’t worked,” he pressed on as +Hermione began to argue, “so what? I swear, I’d like +nothing better than to meet Snape!” + +“But — ” + +“Hermione, where else is there? It’s the best chance +we’ve got. Snape’s only one Death Eater. If I’ve still +got the Trace on me, we’ll have whole crowds of them +on us wherever else we go.” + +She could not argue, though she looked as if she +would have liked to. While she unlocked the cafe +door, Ron clicked the Deluminator to release the +cafe’s light. Then, on Harry’s count of three, they +reversed the spells upon their three victims, and +before the waitress or either of the Death Eaters could +do more than stir sleepily, Harry, Ron, and Hermione +had turned on the spot and vanished into the +compressing darkness once more. + +Seconds later Harry’s lungs expanded gratefully and +he opened his eyes: They were now standing in the +middle of a familiar small and shabby square. Tall, +dilapidated houses looked down on them from every +side. Number twelve was visible to them, for they had +been told of its existence by Dumbledore, its Secret- +P a g e | 190 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Keeper, and they rushed toward it, checking every few +yards that they were not being followed or observed. +They raced up the stone steps, and Harry tapped the +front door once with his wand. They heard a series of +metallic clicks and the clatter of a chain, then the +door swung open with a creak and they hurried over +the threshold. + +As Harry closed the door behind them, the old- +fashioned gas lamps sprang into life, casting +flickering light along the length of the hallway. It +looked just as Harry remembered it: eerie, +cobwebbed, the outlines of the house-elf heads on the +wall throwing odd shadows up the staircase. Long +dark curtains concealed the portrait of Sirius’s +mother. The only thing that was out of place was the +troll’s leg umbrella stand, which was lying on its side +as if Tonks had just knocked it over again. + +“I think somebody’s been in here,” Hermione +whispered, pointing toward it. + +“That could’ve happened as the Order left,” Ron +murmured back. + +“So where are these jinxes they put up against +Snape?” Harry asked. + +“Maybe they’re only activated if he shows up?” +suggested Ron. + +Yet they remained close together on the doormat, +backs against the door, scared to move farther into +the house. + +“Well, we can’t stay here forever,” said Harry, and he +took a step forward. + +“Severus Snape?” + +Page | 191 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mad-Eye Moody’s voice whispered out of the +darkness, making all three of them jump back in +fright. “We’re not Snape!” croaked Harry, before +something whooshed over him like cold air and his +tongue curled backward on itself, making it +impossible to speak. Before he had time to feel inside +his mouth, however, his tongue had unraveled again. + +The other two seemed to have experienced the same +unpleasant sensation. Ron was making retching +noises; Hermione stammered, “That m-must have b- +been the T-Tongue-Tying Curse Mad-Eye set up for +Snape!” + +Gingerly Harry took another step forward. Something +shifted in the shadows at the end of the hall, and +before any of them could say another word, a figure +had risen up out of the carpet, tall, dust-colored, and +terrible: Hermione screamed and so did Mrs. Black, +her curtains flying open; the gray figure was gliding +toward them, faster and faster, its waist-length hair +and beard streaming behind it, its face sunken, +fleshless, with empty eye sockets: Horribly familiar, +dreadfully altered, it raised a wasted arm, pointing at +Harry. + +“No!” Harry shouted, and though he had raised his +wand no spell occurred to him. “No! It wasn’t us! We +didn’t kill you — ” + +On the word kill, the figure exploded in a great cloud +of dust: Coughing, his eyes watering, Harry looked +around to see Hermione crouched on the floor by the +door with her arms over her head, and Ron, who was +shaking from head to foot, patting her clumsily on the +shoulder and saying, “It’s all r-right. ... It’s g-gone. ...” + +Dust swirled around Harry like mist, catching the +blue gaslight, as Mrs. Black continued to scream. + +Page | 192 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mudbloods, filth, stains of dishonor, taint of shame on +the house of my fathers — ” + +“SHUT UP!” Harry bellowed, directing his wand at her, +and with a bang and a burst of red sparks, the +curtains swung shut again, silencing her. + +“That ... that was ...” Hermione whimpered, as Ron +helped her to her feet. + +“Yeah,” said Harry, “but it wasn’t really him, was it? +Just something to scare Snape.” + +Had it worked, Harry wondered, or had Snape already +blasted the horror-figure aside as casually as he had +killed the real Dumbledore? Nerves still tingling, he +led the other two up the hall, half-expecting some new +terror to reveal itself, but nothing moved except for a +mouse skittering along the skirting board. + +“Before we go any farther, I think we’d better check,” +whispered Hermione, and she raised her wand and +said, “Homenum revelio.” + +Nothing happened. + +“Well, you’ve just had a big shock,” said Ron kindly. +“What was that supposed to do?” + +“It did what I meant it to do!” said Hermione rather +crossly. “That was a spell to reveal human presence, +and there’s nobody here except us!” + +“And old Dusty,” said Ron, glancing at the patch of +carpet from which the corpse-figure had risen. + +“Let’s go up,” said Hermione with a frightened look at +the same spot, and she led the way up the creaking +stairs to the drawing room on the first floor. + +Page | 193 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione waved her wand to ignite the old gas lamps, +then, shivering slightly in the drafty room, she +perched on the sofa, her arms wrapped tightly around +her. Ron crossed to the window and moved the heavy +velvet curtain aside an inch. + +“Can’t see anyone out there,” he reported. “And you’d +think, if Harry still had a Trace on him, they’d have +followed us here. I know they can’t get in the house, +but — what’s up, Harry?” + +Harry had given a cry of pain: His scar had burned +again as something flashed across his mind like a +bright light on water. He saw a large shadow and felt +a fury that was not his own pound through his body, +violent and brief as an electric shock. + +“What did you see?” Ron asked, advancing on Harry. +“Did you see him at my place?” + +“No, I just felt anger — he’s really angry — ” + +“But that could be at the Burrow,” said Ron loudly. +“What else? Didn’t you see anything? Was he cursing +someone?” + +“No, I just felt anger — I couldn’t tell — ” + +Harry felt badgered, confused, and Hermione did not +help as she said in a frightened voice, “Your scar, +again? But what’s going on? I thought that +connection had closed!” + +“It did, for a while,” muttered Harry; his scar was still +painful, which made it hard to concentrate. “I — I +think it’s started opening again whenever he loses +control, that’s how it used to — ” + + + +Page | 194 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But then you’ve got to close your mind!” said +Hermione shrilly. “Harry, Dumbledore didn’t want you +to use that connection, he wanted you to shut it +down, that’s why you were supposed to use +Occlumency! Otherwise Voldemort can plant false +images in your mind, remember — ” + +“Yeah, I do remember, thanks,” said Harry through +gritted teeth; he did not need Hermione to tell him +that Voldemort had once used this selfsame +connection between them to lead him into a trap, nor +that it had resulted in Sirius’s death. He wished that +he had not told them what he had seen and felt; it +made Voldemort more threatening, as though he were +pressing against the window of the room, and still the +pain in his scar was building and he fought it: It was +like resisting the urge to be sick. + +He turned his back on Ron and Hermione, pretending +to examine the old tapestry of the Black family tree on +the wall. Then Hermione shrieked: Harry drew his +wand again and spun around to see a silver Patronus +soar through the drawing room window and land +upon the floor in front of them, where it solidified into +the weasel that spoke with the voice of Ron’s father. + +“Family safe, do not reply, we are being watched.” + +The Patronus dissolved into nothingness. Ron let out +a noise between a whimper and a groan and dropped +onto the sofa: Hermione joined him, gripping his arm. + +“They’re all right, they’re all right!” she whispered, +and Ron half laughed and hugged her. + +“Harry,” he said over Hermione’s shoulder, “I — ” + +“It’s not a problem,” said Harry, sickened by the pain +in his head. “It’s your family, ’course you’re worried. + +Page | 195 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I’d feel the same way.” He thought of Ginny. “I do feel +the same way.” + +The pain in his scar was reaching a peak, burning as +it had done in the garden of the Burrow. Faintly he +heard Hermione say, “I don’t want to be on my own. +Could we use the sleeping bags I’ve brought and +camp in here tonight?” + +He heard Ron agree. He could not fight the pain much +longer: He had to succumb. + +“Bathroom,” he muttered, and he left the room as fast +as he could without running. + +He barely made it: Bolting the door behind him with +trembling hands, he grasped his pounding head and +fell to the floor, then in an explosion of agony, he felt +the rage that did not belong to him possess his soul, +saw a long room lit only by firelight, and the great +blond Death Eater on the floor, screaming and +writhing, and a slighter figure standing over him, +wand outstretched, while Harry spoke in a high, cold, +merciless voice. + +“More, Rowle, or shall we end it and feed you to +Nagini? Lord Voldemort is not sure that he will forgive +this time. ... You called me back for this, to tell me +that Harry Potter has escaped again? Draco, give +Rowle another taste of our displeasure. ... Do it, or +feel my wrath yourself!” + +A log fell in the fire: Flames reared, their light darting +across a terrified, pointed white face — with a sense +of emerging from deep water, Harry drew heaving +breaths and opened his eyes. + +He was spread-eagled on the cold black marble floor, +his nose inches from one of the silver serpent tails + +Page | 196 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that supported the large bathtub. He sat up. Malfoy’s +gaunt, petrified face seemed branded on the inside of +his eyes. Harry felt sickened by what he had seen, by +the use to which Draco was now being put by +Voldemort. + +There was a sharp rap on the door, and Harry jumped +as Hermione’s voice rang out. + +“Harry, do you want your toothbrush? I’ve got it +here.” + +“Yeah, great, thanks,” he said, fighting to keep his +voice casual as he stood up to let her in. + + + +Page | 197 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +10 + + + + +KREACHER’S TALE + +Harry woke early next morning, wrapped in a sleeping +bag on the drawing room floor. A chink of sky was +visible between the heavy curtains: It was the cool, +clear blue of watered ink, somewhere between night +and dawn, and everything was quiet except for Ron +and Hermione’s slow, deep breathing. Harry glanced +over at the dark shapes they made on the floor beside +him. Ron had had a fit of gallantry and insisted that +Hermione sleep on the cushions from the sofa, so that +her silhouette was raised above his. Her arm curved +to the floor, her fingers inches from Ron’s. Harry +wondered whether they had fallen asleep holding +hands. The idea made him feel strangely lonely. + +He looked up at the shadowy ceiling, the cobwebbed +chandelier. Less than twenty-four hours ago, he had +been standing in the sunlight at the entrance to the +marquee, waiting to show in wedding guests. It +seemed a lifetime away. What was going to happen +now? He lay on the floor and he thought of the +Horcruxes, of the daunting, complex mission +Dumbledore had left him. ... Dumbledore ... + +Page | 198 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + +The grief that had possessed him since Dumbledore’s +death felt different now. The accusations he had +heard from Muriel at the wedding seemed to have +nested in his brain like diseased things, infecting his +memories of the wizard he had idolized. Could +Dumbledore have let such things happen? Had he +been like Dudley, content to watch neglect and abuse +as long as it did not affect him? Could he have turned +his back on a sister who was being imprisoned and +hidden? + +Harry thought of Godric’s Hollow, of graves +Dumbledore had never mentioned there; he thought +of mysterious objects left without explanation in +Dumbledore’s will, and resentment swelled in the +darkness. Why hadn’t Dumbledore told him? Why +hadn’t he explained? Had Dumbledore actually cared +about Harry at all? Or had Harry been nothing more +than a tool to be polished and honed, but not trusted, +never confided in? + +Harry could not stand lying there with nothing but +bitter thoughts for company. Desperate for something +to do, for distraction, he slipped out of his sleeping +bag, picked up his wand, and crept out of the room. +On the landing he whispered, “Lumos,” and started to +climb the stairs by wandlight. + +On the second landing was the bedroom in which he +and Ron had slept last time they had been here; he +glanced into it. The wardrobe doors stood open and +the bedclothes had been ripped back. Harry +remembered the overturned troll leg downstairs. +Somebody had searched the house since the Order +had left. Snape? Or perhaps Mundungus, who had +pilfered plenty from this house both before and after +Sirius died? Harry’s gaze wandered to the portrait +that sometimes contained Phineas Nigellus Black, +Sirius’s great-great-grandfather, but it was empty, +Page | 199 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +showing nothing but a stretch of muddy backdrop. +Phineas Nigellus was evidently spending the night in +the headmaster’s study at Hogwarts. + +Harry continued up the stairs until he reached the +topmost landing, where there were only two doors. + +The one facing him bore a nameplate reading SIRIUS. +Harry had never entered his godfather’s bedroom +before. He pushed open the door, holding his wand +high to cast light as widely as possible. The room was +spacious and must once have been handsome. There +was a large bed with a carved wooden headboard, a +tall window obscured by long velvet curtains, and a +chandelier thickly coated in dust with candle stubs +still resting in its sockets, solid wax hanging in +frostlike drips. A fine film of dust covered the pictures +on the walls and the bed’s headboard; a spider’s web +stretched between the chandelier and the top of the +large wooden wardrobe, and as Harry moved deeper +into the room, he heard a scurrying of disturbed mice. + +The teenage Sirius had plastered the walls with so +many posters and pictures that little of the walls’ +silvery-gray silk was visible. Harry could only assume +that Sirius’s parents had been unable to remove the +Permanent Sticking Charm that kept them on the +wall, because he was sure they would not have +appreciated their eldest son’s taste in decoration. +Sirius seemed to have gone out of his way to annoy +his parents. There were several large Gryffindor +banners, faded scarlet and gold, just to underline his +difference from all the rest of the Slytherin family. +There were many pictures of Muggle motorcycles, and +also (Harry had to admire Sirius’s nerve) several +posters of bikini-clad Muggle girls; Harry could tell +that they were Muggles because they remained quite +stationary within their pictures, faded smiles and +glazed eyes frozen on the paper. This was in contrast +to the only Wizarding photograph on the walls, which +Page | 200 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was a picture of four Hogwarts students standing arm +in arm, laughing at the camera. + + + +With a leap of pleasure, Harry recognized his father; +his untidy black hair stuck up at the back like +Harry’s, and he too wore glasses. Beside him was +Sirius, carelessly handsome, his slightly arrogant face +so much younger and happier than Harry had ever +seen it alive. To Sirius’s right stood Pettigrew, more +than a head shorter, plump and watery-eyed, flushed +with pleasure at his inclusion in this coolest of gangs, +with the much-admired rebels that James and Sirius +had been. On James’s left was Lupin, even then a +little shabby-looking, but he had the same air of +delighted surprise at finding himself liked and +included ... or was it simply because Harry knew how +it had been, that he saw these things in the picture? +He tried to take it from the wall; it was his now, after +all, Sirius had left him everything, but it would not +budge. Sirius had taken no chances in preventing his +parents from redecorating his room. + +Harry looked around at the floor. The sky outside was +growing brighter: A shaft of light revealed bits of +paper, books, and small objects scattered over the +carpet. Evidently Sirius’s bedroom had been searched +too, although its contents seemed to have been +judged mostly, if not entirely, worthless. A few of the +books had been shaken roughly enough to part +company with their covers, and sundry pages littered +the floor. + +Harry bent down, picked up a few of the pieces of +paper, and examined them. He recognized one as part +of an old edition of A History of Magic, by Bathilda +Bagshot, and another as belonging to a motorcycle +maintenance manual. The third was handwritten and +crumpled. He smoothed it out. + + + +Page | 201 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dear Padfoot, + + + +Thank you, thank you, for Harry’s birthday present! It +was his favorite by far. One year old and already +zooming along on a toy broomstick, he looked so +pleased with himself, I’m enclosing a picture so you +can see. You know it only rises about two feet off the +ground, but he nearly killed the cat and he smashed a +horrible vase Petunia sent me for Christmas (no +complaints there). Of course, James thought it was so +funny, says he’s going to be a great Quidditch player, +but we’ve had to pack away all the ornaments and +make sure we don’t take our eyes off him when he gets +going. + +We had a very quiet birthday tea, just us and old +Bathilda, who has always been sweet to us and who +dotes on Harry. We were so sorry you couldn’t come, +but the Order’s got to come first, and Harry’s not old +enough to know it’s his birthday anyway! James is +getting a bit frustrated shut up here, he tries not to +show it but I can tell — also, Dumbledore’s still got his +Invisibility Cloak, so no chance of little excursions. If +you could visit, it would cheer him up so much. Wormy +was here last weekend, I thought he seemed down, +but that was probably the news about the McKinnons; + +I cried all evening when I heard. + +Bathilda drops in most days, she’s a fascinating old +thing with the most amazing stories about Dumbledore, +I’m not sure he’d be pleased if he knew! I don’t know +how much to believe, actually, because it seems +incredible that Dumbledore + +Harry’s extremities seemed to have gone numb. He +stood quite still, holding the miraculous paper in his +nerveless fingers while inside him a kind of quiet +eruption sent joy and grief thundering in equal + +Page | 202 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +measure through his veins. Lurching to the bed, he +sat down. + + + +He read the letter again, but could not take in any +more meaning than he had done the first time, and +was reduced to staring at the handwriting itself. She +had made her “g”s the same way he did: He searched +through the letter for every one of them, and each felt +like a friendly little wave glimpsed from behind a veil. +The letter was an incredible treasure, proof that Lily +Potter had lived, really lived, that her warm hand had +once moved across this parchment, tracing ink into +these letters, these words, words about him, Harry, +her son. + +Impatiently brushing away the wetness in his eyes, he +reread the letter, this time concentrating on the +meaning. It was like listening to a half-remembered +voice. + +They had had a cat . . . perhaps it had perished, like +his parents, at Godric’s Hollow ... or else fled when +there was nobody left to feed it. ... Sirius had bought +him his first broomstick. . . . His parents had known +Bathilda Bagshot; had Dumbledore introduced them? +DumblecLore’s still got his Invisibility Cloak ... There +was something funny there. ... + +Harry paused, pondering his mother’s words. Why +had Dumbledore taken James’s Invisibility Cloak? +Harry distinctly remembered his headmaster telling +him years before, “I don’t need a cloak to become +invisible.” Perhaps some less gifted Order member +had needed its assistance, and Dumbledore had acted +as carrier? Harry passed on. ... + +Wormy was here . . . Pettigrew, the traitor, had seemed +“down,” had he? Was he aware that he was seeing +James and Lily alive for the last time? + +Page | 203 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And finally Bathilda again, who told incredible stories +about Dumbledore. It seems incredible that +Dumbledore — + +That Dumbledore what? But there were any number +of things that would seem incredible about +Dumbledore; that he had once received bottom marks +in a Transfiguration test, for instance, or had taken +up goat-charming like Aberforth. ... + +Harry got to his feet and scanned the floor: Perhaps +the rest of the letter was here somewhere. He seized +papers, treating them, in his eagerness, with as little +consideration as the original searcher; he pulled open +drawers, shook out books, stood on a chair to run his +hand over the top of the wardrobe, and crawled under +the bed and armchair. + +At last, lying facedown on the floor, he spotted what +looked like a torn piece of paper under the chest of +drawers. When he pulled it out, it proved to be most +of the photograph Lily had described in her letter. A +black-haired baby was zooming in and out of the +picture on a tiny broom, roaring with laughter, and a +pair of legs that must have belonged to James was +chasing after him. Harry tucked the photograph into +his pocket with Lily’s letter and continued to look for +the second sheet. + +After another quarter of an hour, however, he was +forced to conclude that the rest of his mother’s letter +was gone. Had it simply been lost in the sixteen years +that had elapsed since it had been written, or had it +been taken by whoever had searched the room? Harry +read the first sheet again, this time looking for clues +as to what might have made the second sheet +valuable. His toy broomstick could hardly be +considered interesting to the Death Eaters. ... The +only potentially useful thing he could see here was +Page | 204 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +possible information on Dumbledore. It seems +incredible that Dumbledore — what? + +“Harry? Harry! HarryV’ + +“I’m here!” he called. “What’s happened?” + +There was a clatter of footsteps outside the door, and +Hermione burst inside. + +“We woke up and didn’t know where you were!” she +said breathlessly. She turned and shouted over her +shoulder, “Ron! I’ve found him!” + +Ron’s annoyed voice echoed distantly from several +floors below. + +“Good! Tell him from me he’s a git!” + +“Harry, don’t just disappear, please, we were terrified! +Why did you come up here anyway?” She gazed +around the ransacked room. “What have you been +doing?” + +“Look what I’ve just found.” + +He held out his mother’s letter. Hermione took it and +read it while Harry watched her. When she reached +the end of the page she looked up at him. + +“Oh, Harry ...” + +“And there’s this too.” + +He handed her the torn photograph, and Hermione +smiled at the baby zooming in and out of sight on the +toy broom. + + + +Page | 205 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’ve been looking for the rest of the letter,” Harry +said, “but it’s not here.” + +Hermione glanced around. + +“Did you make all this mess, or was some of it done +when you got here?” + +“Someone had searched before me,” said Harry. + +“I thought so. Every room I looked into on the way up +had been disturbed. What were they after, do you +think?” + +“Information on the Order, if it was Snape.” + +“But you’d think he’d already have all he needed, I +mean, he was in the Order, wasn’t he?” + +“Well then,” said Harry, keen to discuss his theory, +“what about information on Dumbledore? The second +page of this letter, for instance. You know this +Bathilda my mum mentions, you know who she is?” + +“Who?” + +“Bathilda Bagshot, the author of — ” + +“A History of Magic,” said Hermione, looking +interested. “So your parents knew her? She was an +incredible magical historian.” + +“And she’s still alive,” said Harry, “and she lives in +Godric’s Hollow, Ron’s Auntie Muriel was talking +about her at the wedding. She knew Dumbledore ’s +family too. Be pretty interesting to talk to, wouldn’t +she?” + + + +Page | 206 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a little too much understanding in the +smile Hermione gave him for Harry’s liking. He took +back the letter and the photograph and tucked them +inside the pouch around his neck, so as not to have +to look at her and give himself away. + +“I understand why you’d love to talk to her about your +mum and dad, and Dumbledore too,” said Hermione. +“But that wouldn’t really help us in our search for the +Horcruxes, would it?” Harry did not answer, and she +rushed on, “Harry, I know you really want to go to +Godric’s Hollow, but I’m scared, I’m scared at how +easily those Death Eaters found us yesterday. It just +makes me feel more than ever that we ought to avoid +the place where your parents are buried, I’m sure +they’d be expecting you to visit it.” + +“It’s not just that,” Harry said, still avoiding looking at +her. “Muriel said stuff about Dumbledore at the +wedding. I want to know the truth. ...” + +He told Hermione everything that Muriel had told +him. When he had finished, Hermione said, “Of +course, I can see why that’s upset you, Harry — ” + +“I’m not upset,” he lied, “I’d just like to know whether +or not it’s true or — ” + +“Harry, do you really think you’ll get the truth from a +malicious old woman like Muriel, or from Rita +Skeeter? How can you believe them? You knew +Dumbledore!” + +“I thought I did,” he muttered. + +“But you know how much truth there was in +everything Rita wrote about you! Doge is right, how +can you let these people tarnish your memories of +Dumbledore?” + +Page | 207 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He looked away, trying not to betray the resentment +he felt. There it was again: Choose what to believe. He +wanted the truth. Why was everybody so determined +that he should not get it? + +“Shall we go down to the kitchen?” Hermione +suggested after a little pause. “Find something for +breakfast?” + +He agreed, but grudgingly, and followed her out onto +the landing and past the second door that led off it. +There were deep scratch marks in the paintwork +below a small sign that he had not noticed in the +dark. He paused at the top of the stairs to read it. It +was a pompous little sign, neatly lettered by hand, +the sort of thing that Percy Weasley might have stuck +on his bedroom door: + +Do Not Enter + +Without the Express Permission of +Regulus Arcturus Black + +Excitement trickled through Harry, but he was not +immediately sure why. He read the sign again. +Hermione was already a flight of stairs below him. + +“Hermione,” he said, and he was surprised that his +voice was so calm. “Come back up here.” + +“What’s the matter?” + +“R.A.B. I think I’ve found him.” + +There was a gasp, and then Hermione ran back up +the stairs. + +“In your mum’s letter? But I didn’t see — ” + +Page | 208 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry shook his head, pointing at Regulus’s sign. She +read it, then clutched Harry’s arm so tightly that he +winced. + +“Sirius’s brother?” she whispered. + +“He was a Death Eater,” said Harry, “Sirius told me +about him, he joined up when he was really young +and then got cold feet and tried to leave — so they +killed him.” + +“That fits!” gasped Hermione. “If he was a Death Eater +he had access to Voldemort, and if he became +disenchanted, then he would have wanted to bring +Voldemort down!” + +She released Harry, leaned over the banister, and +screamed, “Ron! RON! Get up here, quick!” + +Ron appeared, panting, a minute later, his wand +ready in his hand. + +“What’s up? If it’s massive spiders again I want +breakfast before I — ” + +He frowned at the sign on Regulus’s door, to which +Hermione was silently pointing. + +“What? That was Sirius’s brother, wasn’t it? Regulus +Arcturus ... Regulus ... R.A.B.l The locket — you don’t +reckon — ?” + +“Let’s find out,” said Harry. He pushed the door: It +was locked. Hermione pointed her wand at the handle +and said, “Alohomora.” There was a click, and the +door swung open. + +They moved over the threshold together, gazing +around. Regulus’s bedroom was slightly smaller than + +Page | 209 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Sirius’s, though it had the same sense of former +grandeur. Whereas Sirius had sought to advertise his +difference from the rest of the family, Regulus had +striven to emphasize the opposite. The Slytherin +colors of emerald and silver were everywhere, draping +the bed, the walls, and the windows. The Black family +crest was painstakingly painted over the bed, along +with its motto, TOU JOURS PUR. Beneath this was a +collection of yellow newspaper cuttings, all stuck +together to make a ragged collage. Hermione crossed +the room to examine them. + +“They’re all about Voldemort,” she said. “Regulus +seems to have been a fan for a few years before he +joined the Death Eaters. ...” + +A little puff of dust rose from the bedcovers as she sat +down to read the clippings. Harry, meanwhile, had +noticed another photograph; a Hogwarts Quidditch +team was smiling and waving out of the frame. He +moved closer and saw the snakes emblazoned on +their chests: Slytherins. Regulus was instantly +recognizable as the boy sitting in the middle of the +front row: He had the same dark hair and slightly +haughty look of his brother, though he was smaller, +slighter, and rather less handsome than Sirius had +been. + +“He played Seeker,” said Harry. + +“What?” said Hermione vaguely; she was still +immersed in Voldemort’s press clippings. + +“He’s sitting in the middle of the front row, that’s +where the Seeker ... Never mind,” said Harry, realizing +that nobody was listening: Ron was on his hands and +knees, searching under the wardrobe. Harry looked +around the room for likely hiding places and +approached the desk. Yet again, somebody had +Page | 210 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +searched before them. The drawers’ contents had +been turned over recently, the dust disturbed, but +there was nothing of value there: old quills, out-of- +date textbooks that bore evidence of being roughly +handled, a recently smashed ink bottle, its sticky +residue covering the contents of the drawer. + +“There’s an easier way,” said Hermione, as Harry +wiped his inky fingers on his jeans. She raised her +wand and said, “Accio Locked.” + +Nothing happened. Ron, who had been searching the +folds of the faded curtains, looked disappointed. + +“Is that it, then? It’s not here?” + +“Oh, it could still be here, but under counter- +enchantments,” said Hermione. “Charms to prevent it +being summoned magically, you know.” + +“Like Voldemort put on the stone basin in the cave,” +said Harry, remembering how he had been unable to +Summon the fake locket. + +“How are we supposed to find it then?” asked Ron. + +“We search manually,” said Hermione. + +“That’s a good idea,” said Ron, rolling his eyes, and he +resumed his examination of the curtains. + +They combed every inch of the room for more than an +hour, but were forced, finally, to conclude that the +locket was not there. + +The sun had risen now; its light dazzled them even +through the grimy landing windows. + + + +Page | 211 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It could be somewhere else in the house, though,” +said Hermione in a rallying tone as they walked back +downstairs: As Harry and Ron had become more +discouraged, she seemed to have become more +determined. “Whether he’d managed to destroy it or +not, he’d want to keep it hidden from Voldemort, +wouldn’t he? Remember all those awful things we had +to get rid of when we were here last time? That clock +that shot bolts at everyone and those old robes that +tried to strangle Ron; Regulus might have put them +there to protect the locket’s hiding place, even though +we didn’t realize it at ... at ...” + +Harry and Ron looked at her. She was standing with +one foot in midair, with the dumbstruck look of one +who had just been Obliviated; her eyes had even +drifted out of focus. + +"... at the time,” she finished in a whisper. + +“Something wrong?” asked Ron. + +“There was a locket.” + +“What?” said Harry and Ron together. + +“In the cabinet in the drawing room. Nobody could +open it. And we ... we ...” + +Harry felt as though a brick had slid down through +his chest into his stomach. He remembered: He had +even handled the thing as they passed it around, each +trying in turn to prise it open. It had been tossed into +a sack of rubbish, along with the snuffbox of Wartcap +powder and the music box that had made everyone +sleepy. ... + +“Kreacher nicked loads of things back from us,” said +Harry. It was the only chance, the only slender hope + +Page | 212 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +left to them, and he was going to cling to it until +forced to let go. “He had a whole stash of stuff in his +cupboard in the kitchen. C’mon.” + +He ran down the stairs taking two steps at a time, the +other two thundering along in his wake. They made +so much noise that they woke the portrait of Sirius’s +mother as they passed through the hall. + +“Filth). Mudbloods\ Scum)” she screamed after them as +they dashed down into the basement kitchen and +slammed the door behind them. + +Harry ran the length of the room, skidded to a halt at +the door of Kreacher’s cupboard, and wrenched it +open. There was the nest of dirty old blankets in +which the house-elf had once slept, but they were no +longer glittering with the trinkets Kreacher had +salvaged. The only thing there was an old copy of +Nature’s Nobility: A Wizarding Genealogy. Refusing to +believe his eyes, Harry snatched up the blankets and +shook them. A dead mouse fell out and rolled +dismally across the floor. Ron groaned as he threw +himself into a kitchen chair; Hermione closed her +eyes. + +“It’s not over yet,” said Harry, and he raised his voice +and called, “ Kreacherl” + +There was a loud crack and the house-elf that Harry +had so reluctantly inherited from Sirius appeared out +of nowhere in front of the cold and empty fireplace: +tiny, half human-sized, his pale skin hanging off him +in folds, white hair sprouting copiously from his +batlike ears. He was still wearing the filthy rag in +which they had first met him, and the contemptuous +look he bent upon Harry showed that his attitude to +his change of ownership had altered no more than his +outfit. + +Page | 213 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Master,” croaked Kreacher in his bullfrog’s voice, and +he bowed low, muttering to his knees, “back in my +Mistress’s old house with the blood-traitor Weasley +and the Mudblood — ” + +“I forbid you to call anyone ‘blood traitor’ or +‘Mudblood,’ ” growled Harry. He would have found +Kreacher, with his snoutlike nose and bloodshot eyes, +a distinctly unlovable object even if the elf had not +betrayed Sirius to Voldemort. + +“I’ve got a question for you,” said Harry, his heart +beating rather fast as he looked down at the elf, “and +I order you to answer it truthfully. Understand?” + +“Yes, Master,” said Kreacher, bowing low again: Harry +saw his lips moving soundlessly, undoubtedly framing +the insults he was now forbidden to utter. + +“Two years ago,” said Harry, his heart now +hammering against his ribs, “there was a big gold +locket in the drawing room upstairs. We threw it out. +Did you steal it back?” + +There was a moment’s silence, during which Kreacher +straightened up to look Harry full in the face. Then he +said, “Yes.” + +“Where is it now?” asked Harry jubilantly as Ron and +Hermione looked gleeful. + +Kreacher closed his eyes as though he could not bear +to see their reactions to his next word. + +“Gone.” + +“Gone?” echoed Harry, elation flooding out of him. +“What do you mean, it’s gone?” + + + +Page | 214 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The elf shivered. He swayed. + + + +“Kreacher,” said Harry fiercely, “I order you — ” + +“Mundungus Fletcher,” croaked the elf, his eyes still +tight shut. “Mundungus Fletcher stole it all: Miss +Bella’s and Miss Cissy’s pictures, my Mistress’s +gloves, the Order of Merlin, First Class, the goblets +with the family crest, and — and — ” + +Kreacher was gulping for air: His hollow chest was +rising and falling rapidly, then his eyes flew open and +he uttered a bloodcurdling scream. + +“ — and the locket, Master Regulus’s locket, Kreacher +did wrong, Kreacher failed in his orders!” + +Harry reacted instinctively: As Kreacher lunged for +the poker standing in the grate, he launched himself +upon the elf, flattening him. Hermione’s scream +mingled with Kreacher’s, but Harry bellowed louder +than both of them: “Kreacher, I order you to stay +still!” + +He felt the elf freeze and released him. Kreacher lay +flat on the cold stone floor, tears gushing from his +sagging eyes. + +“Harry, let him up!” Hermione whispered. + +“So he can beat himself up with the poker?” snorted +Harry, kneeling beside the elf. “I don’t think so. Right, +Kreacher, I want the truth: How do you know +Mundungus Fletcher stole the locket?” + +“Kreacher saw him!” gasped the elf as tears poured +over his snout and into his mouth full of graying +teeth. “Kreacher saw him coming out of Kreacher’s +cupboard with his hands full of Kreacher’s treasures. + +Page | 215 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Kreacher told the sneak thief to stop, but Mundungus +Fletcher laughed and r-ran. ...” + +“You called the locket ‘Master Regulus ’s,’ ” said Harry. +“Why? Where did it come from? What did Regulus +have to do with it? Kreacher, sit up and tell me +everything you know about that locket, and +everything Regulus had to do with it!” + +The elf sat up, curled into a ball, placed his wet face +between his knees, and began to rock backward and +forward. When he spoke, his voice was muffled but +quite distinct in the silent, echoing kitchen. + +“Master Sirius ran away, good riddance, for he was a +bad boy and broke my Mistress’s heart with his +lawless ways. But Master Regulus had proper pride; +he knew what was due to the name of Black and the +dignity of his pure blood. For years he talked of the +Dark Lord, who was going to bring the wizards out of +hiding to rule the Muggles and the Muggle-borns . . . +and when he was sixteen years old, Master Regulus +joined the Dark Lord. So proud, so proud, so happy to +serve ... + +“And one day, a year after he had joined, Master +Regulus came down to the kitchen to see Kreacher. +Master Regulus always liked Kreacher. And Master +Regulus said ... he said ...” + +The old elf rocked faster than ever. + +"... he said that the Dark Lord required an elf.” + +“Voldemort needed an elf?” Harry repeated, looking +around at Ron and Hermione, who looked just as +puzzled as he did. + + + +Page | 216 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh yes,” moaned Kreacher. “And Master Regulus had +volunteered Kreacher. It was an honor, said Master +Regulus, an honor for him and for Kreacher, who +must be sure to do whatever the Dark Lord ordered +him to do ... and then to c-come home.” + +Kreacher rocked still faster, his breath coming in +sobs. + +“So Kreacher went to the Dark Lord. The Dark Lord +did not tell Kreacher what they were to do, but took +Kreacher with him to a cave beside the sea. And +beyond the cave there was a cavern, and in the +cavern was a great black lake ...” + +The hairs on the back of Harry’s neck stood up. +Kreacher’s croaking voice seemed to come to him from +across that dark water. He saw what had happened +as clearly as though he had been present. + +"... There was a boat ...” + +Of course there had been a boat; Harry knew the +boat, ghostly green and tiny, bewitched so as to carry +one wizard and one victim toward the island in the +center. This, then, was how Voldemort had tested the +defenses surrounding the Horcrux: by borrowing a +disposable creature, a house-elf ... + +“There was a b-basin full of potion on the island. The +D-Dark Lord made Kreacher drink it. ...” + +The elf quaked from head to foot. + +“Kreacher drank, and as he drank, he saw terrible +things. ... Kreacher’s insides burned. ... Kreacher +cried for Master Regulus to save him, he cried for his +Mistress Black, but the Dark Lord only laughed. ... + +He made Kreacher drink all the potion. ... He dropped +Page | 217 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +a locket into the empty basin. ... He filled it with more +potion. + +“And then the Dark Lord sailed away, leaving +Kreacher on the island. ...” + +Harry could see it happening. He watched +Voldemort’s white, snakelike face vanishing into +darkness, those red eyes fixed pitilessly on the +thrashing elf whose death would occur within +minutes, whenever he succumbed to the desperate +thirst that the burning potion caused its victim. ... + +But here, Harry’s imagination could go no further, for +he could not see how Kreacher had escaped. + +“Kreacher needed water, he crawled to the island’s +edge and he drank from the black lake ... and hands, +dead hands, came out of the water and dragged +Kreacher under the surface. ...” + +“How did you get away?” Harry asked, and he was not +surprised to hear himself whispering. + +Kreacher raised his ugly head and looked at Harry +with his great, bloodshot eyes. + +“Master Regulus told Kreacher to come back,” he +said. + +“I know — but how did you escape the Inferi?” + +Kreacher did not seem to understand. + +“Master Regulus told Kreacher to come back,” he +repeated. + +“I know, but — ” + + + +Page | 218 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it, Harry?” said Ron. “He +Disapparated!” + +“But ... you couldn’t Apparate in and out of that +cave,” said Harry, “otherwise Dumbledore — ” + +“Elf magic isn’t like wizard’s magic, is it?” said Ron. “I +mean, they can Apparate and Disapparate in and out +of Hogwarts when we can’t.” + +There was silence as Harry digested this. How could +Voldemort have made such a mistake? But even as he +thought this, Hermione spoke, and her voice was icy. + +“Of course, Voldemort would have considered the +ways of house-elves far beneath his notice, just like +all the purebloods who treat them like animals. ... It +would never have occurred to him that they might +have magic that he didn’t.” + +“The house-elf’s highest law is his Master’s bidding,” +intoned Kreacher. “Kreacher was told to come home, +so Kreacher came home. ...” + +“Well, then, you did what you were told, didn’t you?” +said Hermione kindly. “You didn’t disobey orders at +all!” + +Kreacher shook his head, rocking as fast as ever. + +“So what happened when you got back?” Harry asked. +“What did Regulus say when you told him what had +happened?” + +“Master Regulus was very worried, very worried,” +croaked Kreacher. “Master Regulus told Kreacher to +stay hidden and not to leave the house. And then ... it +was a little while later . . . Master Regulus came to find +Kreacher in his cupboard one night, and Master +Page | 219 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Regulus was strange, not as he usually was, +disturbed in his mind, Kreacher could tell . . . and he +asked Kreacher to take him to the cave, the cave +where Kreacher had gone with the Dark Lord. ...” + +And so they had set off. Harry could visualize them +quite clearly, the frightened old elf and the thin, dark +Seeker who had so resembled Sirius. ... Kreacher +knew how to open the concealed entrance to the +underground cavern, knew how to raise the tiny boat; +this time it was his beloved Regulus who sailed with +him to the island with its basin of poison. ... + +“And he made you drink the potion?” said Harry, +disgusted. + +But Kreacher shook his head and wept. Hermione’s +hands leapt to her mouth: She seemed to have +understood something. + +“M-Master Regulus took from his pocket a locket like +the one the Dark Lord had,” said Kreacher, tears +pouring down either side of his snoutlike nose. “And +he told Kreacher to take it and, when the basin was +empty, to switch the lockets. ...” + +Kreacher’s sobs came in great rasps now; Harry had +to concentrate hard to understand him. + +“And he ordered — Kreacher to leave — without him. +And he told Kreacher — to go home — and never to +tell my Mistress — what he had done — but to +destroy — the first locket. And he drank — all the +potion — and Kreacher swapped the lockets — and +watched ... as Master Regulus . . . was dragged +beneath the water ... and ...” + +“Oh, Kreacher!” wailed Hermione, who was crying. + +She dropped to her knees beside the elf and tried to + +Page | 220 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hug him. At once he was on his feet, cringing away +from her, quite obviously repulsed. + +“The Mudblood touched Kreacher, he will not allow it, +what would his Mistress say?” + +“I told you not to call her ‘Mudblood’!” snarled Harry, +but the elf was already punishing himself: He fell to +the ground and banged his forehead on the floor. + +“Stop him — stop him!” Hermione cried. “Oh, don’t +you see now how sick it is, the way they’ve got to +obey?” + +“Kreacher — stop, stop!” shouted Harry. + +The elf lay on the floor, panting and shivering, green +mucus glistening around his snout, a bruise already +blooming on his pallid forehead where he had struck +himself, his eyes swollen and bloodshot and +swimming in tears. Harry had never seen anything so +pitiful. + +“So you brought the locket home,” he said +relentlessly, for he was determined to know the full +story. “And you tried to destroy it?” + +“Nothing Kreacher did made any mark upon it,” +moaned the elf. “Kreacher tried everything, everything +he knew, but nothing, nothing would work. ... So +many powerful spells upon the casing, Kreacher was +sure the way to destroy it was to get inside it, but it +would not open. . . . Kreacher punished himself, he +tried again, he punished himself, he tried again. +Kreacher failed to obey orders, Kreacher could not +destroy the locket! And his Mistress was mad with +grief, because Master Regulus had disappeared, and +Kreacher could not tell her what had happened, no, + + + +Page | 221 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +because Master Regulus had f-f-forbidden him to tell +any of the f-f-family what happened in the c-cave. ...” + +Kreacher began to sob so hard that there were no +more coherent words. Tears flowed down Hermione’s +cheeks as she watched Kreacher, but she did not dare +touch him again. Even Ron, who was no fan of +Kreacher’s, looked troubled. Harry sat back on his +heels and shook his head, trying to clear it. + +“I don’t understand you, Kreacher,” he said finally. +“Voldemort tried to kill you, Regulus died to bring +Voldemort down, but you were still happy to betray +Sirius to Voldemort? You were happy to go to +Narcissa and Bellatrix, and pass information to +Voldemort through them. ...” + +“Harry, Kreacher doesn’t think like that,” said +Hermione, wiping her eyes on the back of her hand. +“He’s a slave; house-elves are used to bad, even +brutal treatment; what Voldemort did to Kreacher +wasn’t that far out of the common way. What do +wizard wars mean to an elf like Kreacher? He’s loyal +to people who are kind to him, and Mrs. Black must +have been, and Regulus certainly was, so he served +them willingly and parroted their beliefs. I know what +you’re going to say,” she went on as Harry began to +protest, “that Regulus changed his mind . . . but he +doesn’t seem to have explained that to Kreacher, does +he? And I think I know why. Kreacher and Regulus ’s +family were all safer if they kept to the old pure-blood +line. Regulus was trying to protect them all.” + +“Sirius — ” + +“Sirius was horrible to Kreacher, Harry, and it’s no +good looking like that, you know it’s true. Kreacher +had been alone for a long time when Sirius came to +live here, and he was probably starving for a bit of + +Page | 222 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +affection. I’m sure ‘Miss Cissy’ and ‘Miss Bella’ were +perfectly lovely to Kreacher when he turned up, so he +did them a favor and told them everything they +wanted to know. I’ve said all along that wizards would +pay for how they treat house-elves. Well, Voldemort +did ... and so did Sirius.” + +Harry had no retort. As he watched Kreacher sobbing +on the floor, he remembered what Dumbledore had +said to him, mere hours after Sirius’s death: I do not +think Sirius ever saw Kreacher as a being with feelings +as acute as a human’s. ... + +“Kreacher,” said Harry after a while, “when you feel +up to it, er ... please sit up.” + +It was several minutes before Kreacher hiccuped +himself into silence. Then he pushed himself into a +sitting position again, rubbing his knuckles into his +eyes like a small child. + +“Kreacher, I am going to ask you to do something,” +said Harry. He glanced at Hermione for assistance. He +wanted to give the order kindly, but at the same time, +he could not pretend that it was not an order. +However, the change in his tone seemed to have +gained her approval: She smiled encouragingly. + +“Kreacher, I want you, please, to go and find +Mundungus Fletcher. We need to find out where the +locket — where Master Regulus’s locket is. It’s really +important. We want to finish the work Master +Regulus started, we want to — er — ensure that he +didn’t die in vain.” + +Kreacher dropped his fists and looked up at Harry. +“Find Mundungus Fletcher?” he croaked. + + + +Page | 223 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And bring him here, to Grimmauld Place,” said +Harry. “Do you think you could do that for us?” + +As Kreacher nodded and got to his feet, Harry had a +sudden inspiration. He pulled out Hagrid’s purse and +took out the fake Horcrux, the substitute locket in +which Regulus had placed the note to Voldemort. + +“Kreacher, I’d, er, like you to have this,” he said, +pressing the locket into the elf’s hand. “This belonged +to Regulus and I’m sure he’d want you to have it as a +token of gratitude for what you — ” + +“Overkill, mate,” said Ron as the elf took one look at +the locket, let out a howl of shock and misery, and +threw himself back onto the ground. + +It took them nearly half an hour to calm down +Kreacher, who was so overcome to be presented with +a Black family heirloom for his very own that he was +too weak at the knees to stand properly. When finally +he was able to totter a few steps they all accompanied +him to his cupboard, watched him tuck up the locket +safely in his dirty blankets, and assured him that +they would make its protection their first priority +while he was away. He then made two low bows to +Harry and Ron, and even gave a funny little spasm in +Hermione’s direction that might have been an attempt +at a respectful salute, before Disapparating with the +usual loud crack. + + + +Page | 224 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE BRIBE + +If Kreacher could escape a lake full of Inferi, Harry +was confident that the capture of Mundungus would +take a few hours at most, and he prowled the house +all morning in a state of high anticipation. However, +Kreacher did not return that morning or even that +afternoon. By nightfall, Harry felt discouraged and +anxious, and a supper composed largely of moldy +bread, upon which Hermione had tried a variety of +unsuccessful Transfigurations, did nothing to help. + +Kreacher did not return the following day, nor the day +after that. However, two cloaked men had appeared in +the square outside number twelve, and they remained +there into the night, gazing in the direction of the +house that they could not see. + +“Death Eaters, for sure,” said Ron, as he, Harry, and +Hermione watched from the drawing room windows. +“Reckon they know we’re in here?” + + + +Page | 225 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I don’t think so,” said Hermione, though she looked +frightened, “or they’d have sent Snape in after us, +wouldn’t they?” + +“D’you reckon he’s been in here and had his tongue +tied by Moody’s curse?” asked Ron. + +“Yes,” said Hermione, “otherwise he’d have been able +to tell that lot how to get in, wouldn’t he? But they’re +probably watching to see whether we turn up. They +know that Harry owns the house, after all.” + +“How do they — ?” began Harry. + +“Wizarding wills are examined by the Ministry, +remember? They’ll know Sirius left you the place.” + +The presence of the Death Eaters outside increased +the ominous mood inside number twelve. They had +not heard a word from anyone beyond Grimmauld +Place since Mr. Weasley’s Patronus, and the strain +was starting to tell. Restless and irritable, Ron had +developed an annoying habit of playing with the +Deluminator in his pocket: This particularly +infuriated Hermione, who was whiling away the wait +for Kreacher by studying The Tales of Beedle the Bard +and did not appreciate the way the lights kept +flashing on and off. + +“Will you stop it!” she cried on the third evening of +Kreacher’s absence, as all light was sucked from the +drawing room yet again. + +“Sorry, sorry!” said Ron, clicking the Deluminator and +restoring the lights. “I don’t know I’m doing it!” + +“Well, can’t you find something useful to occupy +yourself?” + + + +Page | 226 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What, like reading kids’ stories?” + +“Dumbledore left me this book, Ron — ” + +“ — and he left me the Deluminator, maybe I’m +supposed to use it!” + +Unable to stand the bickering, Harry slipped out of +the room unnoticed by either of them. He headed +downstairs toward the kitchen, which he kept visiting +because he was sure that was where Kreacher was +most likely to reappear. Halfway down the flight of +stairs into the hall, however, he heard a tap on the +front door, then metallic clicks and the grinding of the +chain. + +Every nerve in his body seemed to tauten: He pulled +out his wand, moved into the shadows beside the +decapitated elf heads, and waited. The door opened: +He saw a glimpse of the lamplit square outside, and a +cloaked figure edged into the hall and closed the door +behind it. The intruder took a step forward, and +Moody’s voice asked, “Severus Snape ?” Then the dust +figure rose from the end of the hall and rushed him, +raising its dead hand. + +“It was not I who killed you, Albus,” said a quiet voice. + +The jinx broke: The dust-figure exploded again, and it +was impossible to make out the newcomer through +the dense gray cloud it left behind. + +Harry pointed his wand into the middle of it. + +“Don’t move!” + +He had forgotten the portrait of Mrs. Black: At the +sound of his yell, the curtains hiding her flew open + + + +Page | 227 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and she began to scream, “Mudbloods and filth +dishonoring my house — ” + +Ron and Hermione came crashing down the stairs +behind Harry, wands pointing, like his, at the +unknown man now standing with his arms raised in +the hall below. + +“Hold your fire, it’s me, Remus!” + +“Oh, thank goodness,” said Hermione weakly, +pointing her wand at Mrs. Black instead; with a bang, +the curtains swished shut again and silence fell. Ron +too lowered his wand, but Harry did not. + +“Show yourself!” he called back. + +Lupin moved forward into the lamplight, hands still +held high in a gesture of surrender. + +“I am Remus John Lupin, werewolf, sometimes known +as Moony, one of the four creators of the Marauder’s +Map, married to Nymphadora, usually known as +Tonks, and I taught you how to produce a Patronus, +Harry, which takes the form of a stag.” + +“Oh, all right,” said Harry, lowering his wand, “but I +had to check, didn’t I?” + +“Speaking as your ex-Defense Against the Dark Arts +teacher, I quite agree that you had to check. Ron, +Hermione, you shouldn’t be quite so quick to lower +your defenses.” + +They ran down the stairs toward him. Wrapped in a +thick black traveling cloak, he looked exhausted, but +pleased to see them. + +“No sign of Severus, then?” he asked. + +Page | 228 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry. “What’s going on? Is everyone +okay?” + +“Yes,” said Lupin, “but we’re all being watched. There +are a couple of Death Eaters in the square outside — ” + +“We know — ” + +“I had to Apparate very precisely onto the top step +outside the front door to be sure that they would not +see me. They can’t know you’re in here or I’m sure +they’d have more people out there; they’re staking out +everywhere that’s got any connection with you, Harry. +Let’s go downstairs, there’s a lot to tell you, and I +want to know what happened after you left the +Burrow.” + +They descended into the kitchen, where Hermione +pointed her wand at the grate. A fire sprang up +instantly: It gave the illusion of coziness to the stark +stone walls and glistened off the long wooden table. +Lupin pulled a few butterbeers from beneath his +traveling cloak and they sat down. + +“I’d have been here three days ago but I needed to +shake off the Death Eater tailing me,” said Lupin. “So, +you came straight here after the wedding?” + +“No,” said Harry, “only after we ran into a couple of +Death Eaters in a cafe on Tottenham Court Road.” + +Lupin slopped most of his butterbeer down his front. + +“ What ?” + +They explained what had happened; when they had +finished, Lupin looked aghast. + + + +Page | 229 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But how did they find you so quickly? It’s impossible +to track anyone who Apparates, unless you grab hold +of them as they disappear!” + +“And it doesn’t seem likely they were just strolling +down Tottenham Court Road at the time, does it?” +said Harry. + +“We wondered,” said Hermione tentatively, “whether +Harry could still have the Trace on him?” + +“Impossible,” said Lupin. Ron looked smug, and +Harry felt hugely relieved. “Apart from anything else, +they’d know for sure Harry was here if he still had the +Trace on him, wouldn’t they? But I can’t see how they +could have tracked you to Tottenham Court Road, +that’s worrying, really worrying.” + +He looked disturbed, but as far as Harry was +concerned, that question could wait. + +“Tell us what happened after we left, we haven’t heard +a thing since Ron’s dad told us the family were safe.” + +“Well, Kingsley saved us,” said Lupin. “Thanks to his +warning most of the wedding guests were able to +Disapparate before they arrived.” + +“Were they Death Eaters or Ministry people?” +interjected Hermione. + +“A mixture; but to all intents and purposes they’re the +same thing now,” said Lupin. “There were about a +dozen of them, but they didn’t know you were there, +Harry. Arthur heard a rumor that they tried to torture +your whereabouts out of Scrimgeour before they killed +him; if it’s true, he didn’t give you away.” + + + +Page | 230 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry looked at Ron and Hermione; their expressions +reflected the mingled shock and gratitude he felt. He +had never liked Scrimgeour much, but if what Lupin +said was true, the man’s final act had been to try to +protect Harry. + +“The Death Eaters searched the Burrow from top to +bottom,” Lupin went on. “They found the ghoul, but +didn’t want to get too close — and then they +interrogated those of us who remained for hours. + +They were trying to get information on you, Harry, but +of course nobody apart from the Order knew that you +had been there. + +“At the same time that they were smashing up the +wedding, more Death Eaters were forcing their way +into every Order-connected house in the country. No +deaths,” he added quickly, forestalling the question, +“but they were rough. They burned down Dedalus +Diggle’s house, but as you know he wasn’t there, and +they used the Cruciatus Curse on Tonks’s family. +Again, trying to find out where you went after you +visited them. They’re all right — shaken, obviously, +but otherwise okay.” + +“The Death Eaters got through all those protective +charms?” Harry asked, remembering how effective +these had been on the night he had crashed in +Tonks’s parents’ garden. + +“What you’ve got to realize, Harry, is that the Death +Eaters have got the full might of the Ministry on their +side now,” said Lupin. “They’ve got the power to +perform brutal spells without fear of identification or +arrest. They managed to penetrate every defensive +spell we’d cast against them, and once inside, they +were completely open about why they’d come.” + + + +Page | 231 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And are they bothering to give an excuse for +torturing Harry’s whereabouts out of people?” asked +Hermione, an edge to her voice. + +“Well,” said Lupin. He hesitated, then pulled out a +folded copy of the Daily Prophet + +“Here,” he said, pushing it across the table to Harry, +“you’ll know sooner or later anyway. That’s their +pretext for going after you.” + +Harry smoothed out the paper. A huge photograph of +his own face filled the front page. He read the +headline over it: + +WANTED FOR QUESTIONING ABOUT + +THE DEATH OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE + +Ron and Hermione gave roars of outrage, but Harry +said nothing. He pushed the newspaper away; he did +not want to read any more: He knew what it would +say. Nobody but those who had been on top of the +tower when Dumbledore died knew who had really +killed him and, as Rita Skeeter had already told the +Wizarding world, Harry had been seen running from +the place moments after Dumbledore had fallen. + +“I’m sorry, Harry,” Lupin said. + +“So Death Eaters have taken over the Daily Prophet +too?” asked Hermione furiously. + +Lupin nodded. + +“But surely people realize what’s going on?” + +“The coup has been smooth and virtually silent,” said +Lupin. “The official version of Scrimgeour’s murder is + +Page | 232 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that he resigned; he has been replaced by Pius +Thicknesse, who is under the Imperius Curse.” + +“Why didn’t Voldemort declare himself Minister of +Magic?” asked Ron. + +Lupin laughed. + +“He doesn’t need to, Ron. Effectively he is the +Minister, but why should he sit behind a desk at the +Ministry? His puppet, Thicknesse, is taking care of +everyday business, leaving Voldemort free to extend +his power beyond the Ministry. + +“Naturally many people have deduced what has +happened: There has been such a dramatic change in +Ministry policy in the last few days, and many are +whispering that Voldemort must be behind it. +However, that is the point: They whisper. They daren’t +confide in each other, not knowing whom to trust; +they are scared to speak out, in case their suspicions +are true and their families are targeted. Yes, + +Voldemort is playing a very clever game. Declaring +himself might have provoked open rebellion: +Remaining masked has created confusion, +uncertainty, and fear.” + +“And this dramatic change in Ministry policy,” said +Harry, “involves warning the Wizarding world against +me instead of Voldemort?” + +“That’s certainly part of it,” said Lupin, “and it is a +masterstroke. Now that Dumbledore is dead, you — +the Boy Who Lived — were sure to be the symbol and +rallying point for any resistance to Voldemort. But by +suggesting that you had a hand in the old hero’s +death, Voldemort has not only set a price upon your +head, but sown doubt and fear amongst many who +would have defended you. + +Page | 233 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Meanwhile, the Ministry has started moving against +Muggle-borns.” + +Lupin pointed at the Daily Prophet +“Look at page two.” + +Hermione turned the pages with much the same +expression of distaste she had worn when handling +Secrets of the Darkest Art + +“ ‘Muggle-born Register,’ ” she read aloud. “ ‘The +Ministry of Magic is undertaking a survey of so-called +“Muggle-borns,” the better to understand how they +came to possess magical secrets. + +“ ‘Recent research undertaken by the Department of +Mysteries reveals that magic can only be passed from +person to person when Wizards reproduce. Where no +proven Wizarding ancestry exists, therefore, the so- +called Muggle-born is likely to have obtained magical +power by theft or force. + +“ ‘The Ministry is determined to root out such usurpers +of magical power, and to this end has issued an +invitation to every so-called Muggle-born to present +themselves for interview by the newly appointed +Muggle-born Registration Commission.’ ” + +“People won’t let this happen,” said Ron. + +“It is happening, Ron,” said Lupin. “Muggle-borns are +being rounded up as we speak.” + +“But how are they supposed to have ‘stolen’ magic?” +said Ron. “It’s mental, if you could steal magic there +wouldn’t be any Squibs, would there?” + + + +Page | 234 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know,” said Lupin. “Nevertheless, unless you can +prove that you have at least one close Wizarding +relative, you are now deemed to have obtained your +magical power illegally and must suffer the +punishment.” + +Ron glanced at Hermione, then said, “What if +purebloods and half-bloods swear a Muggle-born’s +part of their family? I’ll tell everyone Hermione ’s my +cousin — ” + +Hermione covered Ron’s hand with hers and squeezed +it. + +“Thank you, Ron, but I couldn’t let you — ” + +“You won’t have a choice,” said Ron fiercely, gripping +her hand back. “I’ll teach you my family tree so you +can answer questions on it. + +Hermione gave a shaky laugh. + +“Ron, as we’re on the run with Harry Potter, the most +wanted person in the country, I don’t think it matters. +If I was going back to school it would be different. +What’s Voldemort planning for Hogwarts?” she asked +Lupin. + +“Attendance is now compulsory for every young witch +and wizard,” he replied. “That was announced +yesterday. It’s a change, because it was never +obligatory before. Of course, nearly every witch and +wizard in Britain has been educated at Hogwarts, but +their parents had the right to teach them at home or +send them abroad if they preferred. This way, +Voldemort will have the whole Wizarding population +under his eye from a young age. And it’s also another +way of weeding out Muggle-borns, because students +must be given Blood Status — meaning that they +Page | 235 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +have proven to the Ministry that they are of Wizard +descent — before they are allowed to attend.” + +Harry felt sickened and angry: At this moment, +excited eleven-year-olds would be poring over stacks +of newly purchased spell-books, unaware that they +would never see Hogwarts, perhaps never see their +families again either. + +“It’s ... it’s ...” he muttered, struggling to find words +that did justice to the horror of his thoughts, but +Lupin said quietly, + +“I know.” + +Lupin hesitated. + +“I’ll understand if you can’t confirm this, Harry, but +the Order is under the impression that Dumbledore +left you a mission.” + +“He did,” Harry replied, “and Ron and Hermione are +in on it and they’re coming with me.” + +“Can you confide in me what the mission is?” + +Harry looked into the prematurely lined face, framed +in thick but graying hair, and wished that he could +return a different answer. + +“I can’t, Remus, I’m sorry. If Dumbledore didn’t tell +you I don’t think I can.” + +“I thought you’d say that,” said Lupin, looking +disappointed. “But I might still be of some use to you. +You know what I am and what I can do. I could come +with you to provide protection. There would be no +need to tell me exactly what you were up to.” + + + +Page | 236 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry hesitated. It was a very tempting offer, though +how they would be able to keep their mission secret +from Lupin if he were with them all the time he could +not imagine. + +Hermione, however, looked puzzled. + +“But what about Tonks?” she asked. + +“What about her?” said Lupin. + +“Well,” said Hermione, frowning, “you’re married! How +does she feel about you going away with us?” + +“Tonks will be perfectly safe,” said Lupin. “She’ll be at +her parents’ house.” + +There was something strange in Lupin’s tone; it was +almost cold. There was also something odd in the idea +of Tonks remaining hidden at her parents’ house; she +was, after all, a member of the Order and, as far as +Harry knew, was likely to want to be in the thick of +the action. + +“Remus,” said Hermione tentatively, “is everything all +right . . . you know . . . between you and — ” + +“Everything is fine, thank you,” said Lupin pointedly. + +Hermione turned pink. There was another pause, an +awkward and embarrassed one, and then Lupin said, +with an air of forcing himself to admit something +unpleasant, “Tonks is going to have a baby.” + +“Oh, how wonderful!” squealed Hermione. + +“Excellent!” said Ron enthusiastically. + +“Congratulations,” said Harry. + +Page | 237 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Lupin gave an artificial smile that was more like a +grimace, then said, “So ... do you accept my offer? + +Will three become four? I cannot believe that +Dumbledore would have disapproved, he appointed +me your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, after +all. And I must tell you that I believe that we are +facing magic many of us have never encountered or +imagined.” + +Ron and Hermione both looked at Harry. + +“Just — just to be clear,” he said. “You want to leave +Tonks at her parents’ house and come away with us?” + +“She’ll be perfectly safe there, they’ll look after her,” +said Lupin. He spoke with a finality bordering on +indifference. “Harry, I’m sure James would have +wanted me to stick with you.” + +“Well,” said Harry slowly, “I’m not. I’m pretty sure my +father would have wanted to know why you aren’t +sticking with your own kid, actually.” + +Lupin’s face drained of color. The temperature in the +kitchen might have dropped ten degrees. Ron stared +around the room as though he had been bidden to +memorize it, while Hermione ’s eyes swiveled +backward and forward from Harry to Lupin. + +“You don’t understand,” said Lupin at last. + +“Explain, then,” said Harry. + +Lupin swallowed. + +“I — I made a grave mistake in marrying Tonks. I did +it against my better judgment and I have regretted it +very much ever since.” + + + +Page | 238 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I see,” said Harry, “so you’re just going to dump her +and the kid and run off with us?” + +Lupin sprang to his feet: His chair toppled over +backward, and he glared at them so fiercely that +Harry saw, for the first time ever, the shadow of the +wolf upon his human face. + +“Don’t you understand what I’ve done to my wife and +my unborn child? I should never have married her, +I’ve made her an outcast!” + +Lupin kicked aside the chair he had overturned. + +“You have only ever seen me amongst the Order, or +under Dumbledore’s protection at Hogwarts! You +don’t know how most of the Wizarding world sees +creatures like me! When they know of my affliction, +they can barely talk to me! Don’t you see what I’ve +done? Even her own family is disgusted by our +marriage, what parents want their only daughter to +marry a werewolf? And the child — the child — ” + +Lupin actually seized handfuls of his own hair; he +looked quite deranged. + +“My kind don’t usually breed! It will be like me, I am +convinced of it — how can I forgive myself, when I +knowingly risked passing on my own condition to an +innocent child? And if, by some miracle, it is not like +me, then it will be better off, a hundred times so, +without a father of whom it must always be +ashamed!” + +“Remus!” whispered Hermione, tears in her eyes. +“Don’t say that — how could any child be ashamed of +you?” + + + +Page | 239 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, I don’t know, Hermione,” said Harry. “I’d be +pretty ashamed of him.” + +Harry did not know where his rage was coming from, +but it had propelled him to his feet too. Lupin looked +as though Harry had hit him. + +“If the new regime thinks Muggle-borns are bad,” +Harry said, “what will they do to a half-werewolf +whose father’s in the Order? My father died trying to +protect my mother and me, and you reckon he’d tell +you to abandon your kid to go on an adventure with +us?” + +“How — how dare you?” said Lupin. “This is not about +a desire for — for danger or personal glory — how +dare you suggest such a — ” + +“I think you’re feeling a bit of a daredevil,” Harry said. +“You fancy stepping into Sirius’s shoes — ” + +“Harry, no!” Hermione begged him, but he continued +to glare into Lupin’s livid face. + +“I’d never have believed this,” Harry said. “The man +who taught me to fight dementors — a coward.” + +Lupin drew his wand so fast that Harry had barely +reached for his own; there was a loud bang and he +felt himself flying backward as if punched; as he +slammed into the kitchen wall and slid to the floor, he +glimpsed the tail of Lupin’s cloak disappearing +around the door. + +“Remus, Remus, come back!” Hermione cried, but +Lupin did not respond. A moment later they heard the +front door slam. + +“Harry!” wailed Hermione. “How could you?” + +Page | 240 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It was easy,” said Harry. He stood up; he could feel a +lump swelling where his head had hit the wall. He +was still so full of anger he was shaking. + +“Don’t look at me like that!” he snapped at Hermione. + +“Don’t you start on her!” snarled Ron. + +“No — no — we mustn’t fight!” said Hermione, +launching herself between them. + +“You shouldn’t have said that stuff to Lupin,” Ron +told Harry. + +“He had it coming to him,” said Harry. Broken images +were racing each other through his mind: Sirius +falling through the veil; Dumbledore suspended, +broken, in midair; a flash of green light and his +mother’s voice, begging for mercy ... + +“Parents,” said Harry, “shouldn’t leave their kids +unless — unless they’ve got to.” + +“Harry — ” said Hermione, stretching out a consoling +hand, but he shrugged it off and walked away, his +eyes on the fire Hermione had conjured. He had once +spoken to Lupin out of that fireplace, seeking +reassurance about James, and Lupin had consoled +him. Now Lupin’s tortured white face seemed to swim +in the air before him. He felt a sickening surge of +remorse. Neither Ron nor Hermione spoke, but Harry +felt sure that they were looking at each other behind +his back, communicating silently. + +He turned around and caught them turning hurriedly +away from each other. + +“I know I shouldn’t have called him a coward.” + + + +Page | 241 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No, you shouldn’t,” said Ron at once. + + + +“But he’s acting like one.” + +“All the same ...” said Hermione. + +“I know,” said Harry. “But if it makes him go back to +Tonks, it’ll be worth it, won’t it?” + +He could not keep the plea out of his voice. Hermione +looked sympathetic, Ron uncertain. Harry looked +down at his feet, thinking of his father. Would James +have backed Harry in what he had said to Lupin, or +would he have been angry at how his son had treated +his old friend? + +The silent kitchen seemed to hum with the shock of +the recent scene and with Ron and Hermione ’s +unspoken reproaches. The Daily Prophet Lupin had +brought was still lying on the table, Harry’s own face +staring up at the ceiling from the front page. He +walked over to it and sat down, opened the paper at +random, and pretended to read. He could not take in +the words; his mind was still too full of the encounter +with Lupin. He was sure that Ron and Hermione had +resumed their silent communications on the other +side of the Prophet He turned a page loudly, and +Dumbledore’s name leapt out at him. It was a +moment or two before he took in the meaning of the +photograph, which showed a family group. Beneath +the photograph were the words: The Dumbledore +family, left to right: Albus; Percival, holding newborn +Ariana; Kendra; and Aberforth. + +His attention caught, Harry examined the picture +more carefully. Dumbledore’s father, Percival, was a +good-looking man with eyes that seemed to twinkle +even in this faded old photograph. The baby, Ariana, +was little longer than a loaf of bread and no more +Page | 242 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +distinctive-looking. The mother, Kendra, had jet-black +hair pulled into a high bun. Her face had a carved +quality about it. Harry thought of photos of Native +Americans he’d seen as he studied her dark eyes, +high cheekbones, and straight nose, formally +composed above a high-necked silk gown. Albus and +Aberforth wore matching lacy collared jackets and +had identical, shoulder-length hairstyles. Albus +looked several years older, but otherwise the two boys +looked very alike, for this was before Albus ’s nose had +been broken and before he started wearing glasses. + +The family looked quite happy and normal, smiling +serenely up out of the newspaper. Baby Ariana’s arm +waved vaguely out of her shawl. Harry looked above +the picture and saw the headline: + +EXCLUSIVE EXTRACT FROM THE UPCOMING +BIOGRAPHY OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE + +by Rita Skeeter + +Thinking that it could hardly make him feel any worse +than he already did, Harry began to read: + +Proud and haughty, Kendra Dumbledore could not +bear to remain in Mould-on-the-Wold after her +husband Percival’s well-publicized arrest and +imprisonment in Azkaban. She therefore decided to +uproot the family and relocate to Godric’s Hollow, the +village that was later to gain fame as the scene of +Harry Potter’s strange escape from You-Know-Who. + +Like Mould-on-the-Wold, Godric’s Hollow was home to +a number of Wizarding families, but as Kendra knew +none of them, she would be spared the curiosity +about her husband’s crime she had faced in her +former village. By repeatedly rebuffing the friendly + + + +Page | 243 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +advances of her new Wizarding neighbors, she soon +ensured that her family was left well alone. + +“Slammed the door in my face when I went around to +welcome her with a batch of homemade Cauldron +Cakes,” says Bathilda Bagshot. “The first year they +were there I only ever saw the two boys. Wouldn’t +have known there was a daughter if I hadn’t been +picking Plangentines by moonlight the winter after they +moved in, and saw Kendra leading Ariana out into the +back garden. Walked her round the lawn once, keeping +a firm grip on her, then took her back inside. Didn’t +know what to make of it. ” + +It seems that Kendra thought the move to Godric’s +Hollow was the perfect opportunity to hide Ariana +once and for all, something she had probably been +planning for years. The timing was significant. Ariana +was barely seven years old when she vanished from +sight, and seven is the age by which most experts +agree that magic will have revealed itself, if present. +Nobody now alive remembers Ariana ever +demonstrating even the slightest sign of magical +ability. It seems clear, therefore, that Kendra made a +decision to hide her daughter’s existence rather than +suffer the shame of admitting that she had produced +a Squib. Moving away from the friends and neighbors +who knew Ariana would, of course, make imprisoning +her all the easier. The tiny number of people who +henceforth knew of Ariana’s existence could be +counted upon to keep the secret, including her two +brothers, who deflected awkward questions with the +answer their mother had taught them: “My sister is +too frail for school.” + +Next week: Albus Dumbledore at Hogwarts — the +Prizes and the Pretense. + + + +Page | 244 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry had been wrong: What he had read had indeed +made him feel worse. He looked back at the +photograph of the apparently happy family. Was it +true? How could he find out? He wanted to go to +Godric’s Hollow, even if Bathilda was in no fit state to +talk to him; he wanted to visit the place where he and +Dumbledore had both lost loved ones. He was in the +process of lowering the newspaper, to ask Ron’s and +Hermione’s opinions, when a deafening crack echoed +around the kitchen. + +For the first time in three days Harry had forgotten all +about Kreacher. His immediate thought was that +Lupin had burst back into the room, and for a split +second, he did not take in the mass of struggling +limbs that had appeared out of thin air right beside +his chair. He hurried to his feet as Kreacher +disentangled himself and, bowing low to Harry, +croaked, “Kreacher has returned with the thief +Mundungus Fletcher, Master.” + +Mundungus scrambled up and pulled out his wand; +Hermione, however, was too quick for him. + +“Expelliarmusl” + +Mundungus ’s wand soared into the air, and Hermione +caught it. Wild-eyed, Mundungus dived for the stairs: +Ron rugby-tackled him and Mundungus hit the stone +floor with a muffled crunch. + +“What?” he bellowed, writhing in his attempts to free +himself from Ron’s grip. “Wha’ve I done? Setting a +bleedin’ ’ouse-elf on me, what are you playing at, +wha’ve I done, lemme go, lemme go, or — ” + +“You’re not in much of a position to make threats,” +said Harry. He threw aside the newspaper, crossed +the kitchen in a few strides, and dropped to his knees + +Page | 245 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +beside Mundungus, who stopped struggling and +looked terrified. Ron got up, panting, and watched as +Harry pointed his wand deliberately at Mundungus ’s +nose. Mundungus stank of stale sweat and tobacco +smoke: His hair was matted and his robes stained. + +“Kreacher apologizes for the delay in bringing the +thief, Master,” croaked the elf. “Fletcher knows how to +avoid capture, has many hidey-holes and +accomplices. Nevertheless, Kreacher cornered the +thief in the end.” + +“You’ve done really well, Kreacher,” said Harry, and +the elf bowed low. + +“Right, we’ve got a few questions for you,” Harry told +Mundungus, who shouted at once, + +“I panicked, okay? I never wanted to come along, no +offense, mate, but I never volunteered to die for you, +an’ that was bleedin’ You-Know-Who come flying at +me, anyone woulda got outta there, I said all along I +didn’t wanna do it — ” + +“For your information, none of the rest of us +Disapparated,” said Hermione. + +“Well, you’re a bunch of bleedin’ ’eroes then, aren’t +you, but I never pretended I was up for killing meself + + + +“We’re not interested in why you ran out on Mad- +Eye,” said Harry, moving his wand a little closer to +Mundungus’s baggy, bloodshot eyes. “We already +knew you were an unreliable bit of scum.” + +“Well then, why the ’ell am I being ’unted down by +’ouse-elves? Or is this about them goblets again? I +ain’t got none of ’em left, or you could ’ave ’em — ” + +Page | 246 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s not about the goblets either, although you’re +getting warmer,” said Harry. “Shut up and listen.” + +It felt wonderful to have something to do, someone of +whom he could demand some small portion of truth. +Harry’s wand was now so close to the bridge of +Mundungus’s nose that Mundungus had gone cross- +eyed trying to keep it in view. + +“When you cleaned out this house of anything +valuable,” Harry began, but Mundungus interrupted +him again. + +“Sirius never cared about any of the junk — ” + +There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of +shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of +agony: Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and +hit him over the head with a saucepan. + +“Call ’im off, call ’im off, ’e should be locked up!” +screamed Mundungus, cowering as Kreacher raised +the heavy-bottomed pan again. + +“Kreacher, no!” shouted Harry. + +Kreacher’s thin arms trembled with the weight of the +pan, still held aloft. + +“Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?” + +Ron laughed. + +“We need him conscious, Kreacher, but if he needs +persuading you can do the honors,” said Harry. + +“Thank you very much, Master,” said Kreacher with a +bow, and he retreated a short distance, his great pale +eyes still fixed upon Mundungus with loathing. + +Page | 247 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“When you stripped this house of all the valuables +you could find,” Harry began again, “you took a +bunch of stuff from the kitchen cupboard. There was +a locket there.” Harry’s mouth was suddenly dry: He +could sense Ron and Hermione’s tension and +excitement too. “What did you do with it?” + +“Why?” asked Mundungus. “Is it valuable?” + +“You’ve still got it!” cried Hermione. + +“No, he hasn’t,” said Ron shrewdly. “He’s wondering +whether he should have asked more money for it.” + +“More?” said Mundungus. “That wouldn’t have been +effing difficult ... bleedin’ gave it away, di’n’ I? No +choice.” + +“What do you mean?” + +“I was selling in Diagon Alley and she come up to me +and asks if I’ve got a license for trading in magical +artifacts. Bleedin’ snoop. She was gonna fine me, but +she took a fancy to the locket an’ told me she’d take it +and let me off that time, and to fink meself lucky.” + +“Who was this woman?��� asked Harry. + +“I dunno, some Ministry hag.” + +Mundungus considered for a moment, brow wrinkled. + +“Little woman. Bow on top of ’er head.” + +He frowned and then added, “Looked like a toad.” + +Harry dropped his wand: It hit Mundungus on the +nose and shot red sparks into his eyebrows, which +ignited. + +Page | 248 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Aguamenti\” screamed Hermione, and a jet of water +streamed from her wand, engulfing a spluttering and +choking Mundungus. + +Harry looked up and saw his own shock reflected in +Ron’s and Hermione’s faces. The scars on the back of +his right hand seemed to be tingling again. + + + +Page | 249 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +MAGIC IS MIGHT + +As August wore on, the square of unkempt grass in +the middle of Grimmauld Place shriveled in the sun +until it was brittle and brown. The inhabitants of +number twelve were never seen by anybody in the +surrounding houses, and nor was number twelve +itself. The Muggles who lived in Grimmauld Place had +long since accepted the amusing mistake in the +numbering that had caused number eleven to sit +beside number thirteen. + +And yet the square was now attracting a trickle of +visitors who seemed to find the anomaly most +intriguing. Barely a day passed without one or two +people arriving in Grimmauld Place with no other +purpose, or so it seemed, than to lean against the +railings facing numbers eleven and thirteen, watching +the join between the two houses. The lurkers were +never the same two days running, although they all +seemed to share a dislike for normal clothing. Most of +the Londoners who passed them were used to +eccentric dressers and took little notice, though +occasionally one of them might glance back, + +Page | 250 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +wondering why anyone would wear such long cloaks +in this heat. + +The watchers seemed to be gleaning little satisfaction +from their vigil. Occasionally one of them started +forward excitedly, as if they had seen something +interesting at last, only to fall back looking +disappointed. + +On the first day of September there were more people +lurking in the square than ever before. Half a dozen +men in long cloaks stood silent and watchful, gazing +as ever at houses eleven and thirteen, but the thing +for which they were waiting still appeared elusive. As +evening drew in, bringing with it an unexpected gust +of chilly rain for the first time in weeks, there +occurred one of those inexplicable moments when +they appeared to have seen something interesting. + +The man with the twisted face pointed and his closest +companion, a podgy, pallid man, started forward, but +a moment later they had relaxed into their previous +state of inactivity, looking frustrated and +disappointed. + +Meanwhile, inside number twelve, Harry had just +entered the hall. He had nearly lost his balance as he +Apparated onto the top step just outside the front +door, and thought that the Death Eaters might have +caught a glimpse of his momentarily exposed elbow. +Shutting the front door carefully behind him, he +pulled off the Invisibility Cloak, draped it over his +arm, and hurried along the gloomy hallway toward +the door that led to the basement, a stolen copy of the +Daily Prophet clutched in his hand. + +The usual low whisper of “Severus Snape?” greeted +him, the chill wind swept him, and his tongue rolled +up for a moment. + + + +Page | 251 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t kill you,” he said, once it had unrolled, then +held his breath as the dusty jinx-figure exploded. He +waited until he was halfway down the stairs to the +kitchen, out of earshot of Mrs. Black and clear of the +dust cloud, before calling, “I’ve got news, and you +won’t like it.” + +The kitchen was almost unrecognizable. Every surface +now shone: Copper pots and pans had been +burnished to a rosy glow; the wooden tabletop +gleamed; the goblets and plates already laid for +dinner glinted in the light from a merrily blazing fire, +on which a cauldron was simmering. Nothing in the +room, however, was more dramatically different than +the house-elf who now came hurrying toward Harry, +dressed in a snowy-white towel, his ear hair as clean +and fluffy as cotton wool, Regulus’s locket bouncing +on his thin chest. + +“Shoes off, if you please, Master Harry, and hands +washed before dinner,” croaked Kreacher, seizing the +Invisibility Cloak and slouching off to hang it on a +hook on the wall, beside a number of old-fashioned +robes that had been freshly laundered. + +“What’s happened?” Ron asked apprehensively. He +and Hermione had been poring over a sheaf of +scribbled notes and hand-drawn maps that littered +the end of the long kitchen table, but now they +watched Harry as he strode toward them and threw +down the newspaper on top of their scattered +parchment. + +A large picture of a familiar, hook-nosed, black-haired +man stared up at them all, beneath a headline that +read: + +SEVERUS SNAPE CONFIRMED AS HOGWARTS +HEADMASTER + +Page | 252 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No!” said Ron and Hermione loudly. + +Hermione was quickest; she snatched up the +newspaper and began to read the accompanying story +out loud. + +“ ‘Severus Snape, long-standing Potions master at +Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, was +today appointed headmaster in the most important of +several staffing changes at the ancient school. +Following the resignation of the previous Muggle +Studies teacher, Alecto Carrow will take over the post +while her brother, Amycus, fills the position of Defense +Against the Dark Arts professor. + +“ 7 welcome the opportunity to uphold our finest +Wizarding traditions and values — ’ Like committing +murder and cutting off people’s ears, I suppose! + +Snape, headmaster! Snape in Dumbledore’s study — +Merlin’s pants!” she shrieked, making both Harry and +Ron jump. She leapt up from the table and hurtled +from the room, shouting as she went, “I’ll be back in a +minute!” + +“ ‘Merlin’s pants?” repeated Ron, looking amused. +“She must be upset.” He pulled the newspaper toward +him and perused the article about Snape. + +“The other teachers won’t stand for this. McGonagall +and Flitwick and Sprout all know the truth, they +know how Dumbledore died. They won’t accept Snape +as headmaster. And who are these Carrows?” + +“Death Eaters,” said Harry. “There are pictures of +them inside. They were at the top of the tower when +Snape killed Dumbledore, so it’s all friends together. +And,” Harry went on bitterly, drawing up a chair, “I +can’t see that the other teachers have got any choice +but to stay. If the Ministry and Voldemort are behind +Page | 253 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Snape it’ll be a choice between staying and teaching, +or a nice few years in Azkaban — and that’s if they’re +lucky. I reckon they’ll stay to try and protect the +students.” + +Kreacher came bustling to the table with a large +tureen in his hands, and ladled out soup into pristine +bowls, whistling between his teeth as he did so. + +“Thanks, Kreacher,” said Harry, flipping over the +Prophet so as not to have to look at Snape ’s face. + +“Well, at least we know exactly where Snape is now.” + +He began to spoon soup into his mouth. The quality +of Kreacher’s cooking had improved dramatically ever +since he had been given Regulus’s locket: Today’s +French onion was as good as Harry had ever tasted. + +“There are still a load of Death Eaters watching the +house,” he told Ron as he ate, “more than usual. It’s +like they’re hoping we’ll march out carrying our +school trunks and head off for the Hogwarts Express.” + +Ron glanced at his watch. + +“I’ve been thinking about that all day. It left nearly six +hours ago. Weird, not being on it, isn’t it?” + +In his mind’s eye Harry seemed to see the scarlet +steam engine as he and Ron had once followed it by +air, shimmering between fields and hills, a rippling +scarlet caterpillar. He was sure Ginny, Neville, and +Luna were sitting together at this moment, perhaps +wondering where he, Ron, and Hermione were, or +debating how best to undermine Snape ’s new regime. + +“They nearly saw me coming back in just now,” Harry +said. “I landed badly on the top step, and the Cloak +slipped.” + +Page | 254 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I do that every time. Oh, here she is,” Ron added, +craning around in his seat to watch Hermione +reentering the kitchen. “And what in the name of +Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?” + +“I remembered this,” Hermione panted. + +She was carrying a large, framed picture, which she +now lowered to the floor before seizing her small, +beaded bag from the kitchen sideboard. Opening it, +she proceeded to force the painting inside, and +despite the fact that it was patently too large to fit +inside the tiny bag, within a few seconds it had +vanished, like so much else, into the bag’s capacious +depths. + +“Phineas Nigellus,” Hermione explained as she threw +the bag onto the kitchen table with the usual +sonorous, clanking crash. + +“Sorry?” said Ron, but Harry understood. The painted +image of Phineas Nigellus Black was able to flit +between his portrait in Grimmauld Place and the one +that hung in the headmaster’s office at Hogwarts: the +circular tower-top room where Snape was no doubt +sitting right now, in triumphant possession of +Dumbledore’s collection of delicate, silver magical +instruments, the stone Pensieve, the Sorting Hat and, +unless it had been moved elsewhere, the sword of +Gryffindor. + +“Snape could send Phineas Nigellus to look inside this +house for him,” Hermione explained to Ron as she +resumed her seat. “But let him try it now, all Phineas +Nigellus will be able to see is the inside of my +handbag.” + +“Good thinking!” said Ron, looking impressed. + + + +Page | 255 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thank you,” smiled Hermione, pulling her soup +toward her. “So, Harry, what else happened today?” + +“Nothing,” said Harry. “Watched the Ministry entrance +for seven hours. No sign of her. Saw your dad, +though, Ron. He looks fine.” + +Ron nodded his appreciation of this news. They had +agreed that it was far too dangerous to try and +communicate with Mr. Weasley while he walked in +and out of the Ministry, because he was always +surrounded by other Ministry workers. It was, +however, reassuring to catch these glimpses of him, +even if he did look very strained and anxious. + +“Dad always told us most Ministry people use the +Floo Network to get to work,” Ron said. “That’s why +we haven’t seen Umbridge, she’d never walk, she’d +think she’s too important.” + +“And what about that funny old witch and that little +wizard in the navy robes?” Hermione asked. + +“Oh yeah, the bloke from Magical Maintenance,” said +Ron. + +“How do you know he works for Magical +Maintenance?” Hermione asked, her soupspoon +suspended in midair. + +“Dad said everyone from Magical Maintenance wears +navy blue robes.” + +“But you never told us that!” + +Hermione dropped her spoon and pulled toward her +the sheaf of notes and maps that she and Ron had +been examining when Harry had entered the kitchen. + + + +Page | 256 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s nothing in here about navy blue robes, +nothing!” she said, flipping feverishly through the +pages. + +“Well, does it really matter?” + +“Ron, it all matters! If we’re going to get into the +Ministry and not give ourselves away when they’re +bound to be on the lookout for intruders, every little +detail matters! We’ve been over and over this, I mean, +what’s the point of all these reconnaissance trips if +you aren’t even bothering to tell us — ” + +“Blimey, Hermione, I forget one little thing — ” + +“You do realize, don’t you, that there’s probably no +more dangerous place in the whole world for us to be +right now than the Ministry of — ” + +“I think we should do it tomorrow,” said Harry. + +Hermione stopped dead, her jaw hanging; Ron choked +a little over his soup. + +“Tomorrow?” repeated Hermione. “You aren’t serious, +Harry?” + +“I am,” said Harry. “I don’t think we’re going to be +much better prepared than we are now even if we +skulk around the Ministry entrance for another +month. The longer we put it off, the farther away that +locket could be. There’s already a good chance +Umbridge has chucked it away; the thing doesn’t +open.” + +“Unless,” said Ron, “she’s found a way of opening it +and she’s now possessed.” + + + +Page | 257 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Wouldn’t make any difference to her, she was so evil +in the first place,” Harry shrugged. + +Hermione was biting her lip, deep in thought. + +“We know everything important,” Harry went on, +addressing Hermione. “We know they’ve stopped +Apparition in and out of the Ministry. We know only +the most senior Ministry members are allowed to +connect their homes to the Floo Network now, +because Ron heard those two Unspeakables +complaining about it. And we know roughly where +Umbridge’s office is, because of what you heard that +bearded bloke saying to his mate — ” + +“ ‘I’ll be up on level one, Dolores wants to see me,’ ” +Hermione recited immediately. + +“Exactly,” said Harry. “And we know you get in using +those funny coins, or tokens, or whatever they are, +because I saw that witch borrowing one from her +friend — ” + +“But we haven’t got any!” + +“If the plan works, we will have,” Harry continued +calmly. + +“I don’t know, Harry, I don’t know. ... There are an +awful lot of things that could go wrong, so much +relies on chance. ...” + +“That’ll be true even if we spend another three +months preparing,” said Harry. “It’s time to act.” + +He could tell from Ron’s and Hermione’s faces that +they were scared; he was not particularly confident +himself, and yet he was sure the time had come to +put their plan into operation. + +Page | 258 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They had spent the previous four weeks taking it in +turns to don the Invisibility Cloak and spy on the +official entrance to the Ministry, which Ron, thanks to +Mr. Weasley, had known since childhood. They had +tailed Ministry workers on their way in, eavesdropped +on their conversations, and learned by careful +observation which of them could be relied upon to +appear, alone, at the same time every day. +Occasionally there had been a chance to sneak a +Daily Prophet out of somebody’s briefcase. Slowly they +had built up the sketchy maps and notes now stacked +in front of Hermione. + +“All right,” said Ron slowly, “let’s say we go for it +tomorrow. ... I think it should just be me and Harry.” + +“Oh, don’t start that again!” sighed Hermione. “I +thought we’d settled this.” + +“It’s one thing hanging around the entrances under +the Cloak, but this is different, Hermione.” Ron +jabbed a finger at a copy of the Daily Prophet dated +ten days previously. “You’re on the list of Muggle- +borns who didn’t present themselves for +interrogation!” + +“And you’re supposed to be dying of spattergroit at +the Burrow! If anyone shouldn’t go, it’s Harry, he’s got +a ten-thousand-Galleon price on his head — ” + +“Fine, I’ll stay here,” said Harry. “Let me know if you +ever defeat Voldemort, won’t you?” + +As Ron and Hermione laughed, pain shot through the +scar on Harry’s forehead. His hand jumped to it: He +saw Hermione’s eyes narrow, and he tried to pass off +the movement by brushing his hair out of his eyes. + + + +Page | 259 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, if all three of us go well have to Disapparate +separately,” Ron was saying. “We can’t all fit under +the Cloak anymore.” + +Harry’s scar was becoming more and more painful. + +He stood up. At once, Kreacher hurried forward. + +“Master has not finished his soup, would Master +prefer the savory stew, or else the treacle tart to +which Master is so partial?” + +“Thanks, Kreacher, but I’ll be back in a minute — er +— bathroom.” + +Aware that Hermione was watching him suspiciously, +Harry hurried up the stairs to the hall and then to the +first landing, where he dashed into the bathroom and +bolted the door again. Grunting with pain, he +slumped over the black basin with its taps in the form +of open-mouthed serpents and closed his eyes. ... + +He was gliding along a twilit street. The buildings on +either side of him had high, timbered gables; they +looked like gingerbread houses. + +He approached one of them, then saw the whiteness +of his own long-fingered hand against the door. He +knocked. He felt a mounting excitement. ... + +The door opened: A laughing woman stood there. Her +face fell as she looked into Harry’s face: humor gone, +terror replacing it. ... + +“Gregorovitch?” said a high, cold voice. + +She shook her head: She was trying to close the door. +A white hand held it steady, prevented her shutting +him out. ... + + + +Page | 260 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I want Gregorovitch.” + +“Er wohnt hier nicht mehr\” she cried, shaking her +head. “He no live here! He no live here! I know him +not!” + +Abandoning the attempt to close the door, she began +to back away down the dark hall, and Harry followed, +gliding toward her, and his long-fingered hand had +drawn his wand. + +“Where is he?” + +“Das weifi ich nichti He move! I know not, I know not!” + +He raised the wand. She screamed. Two young +children came running into the hall. She tried to +shield them with her arms. There was a flash of green +light — + +“Harry! HARRY!” + +He opened his eyes; he had sunk to the floor. +Hermione was pounding on the door again. + +“Harry, open up!” + +He had shouted out, he knew it. He got up and +unbolted the door; Hermione toppled inside at once, +regained her balance, and looked around +suspiciously. Ron was right behind her, looking +unnerved as he pointed his wand into the corners of +the chilly bathroom. + +“What were you doing?” asked Hermione sternly. + +“What d’you think I was doing?” asked Harry with +feeble bravado. + + + +Page | 261 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You were yelling your head off!” said Ron. + +“Oh yeah ... I must’ve dozed off or — ” + +“Harry, please don’t insult our intelligence,” said +Hermione, taking deep breaths. “We know your scar +hurt downstairs, and you’re white as a sheet.” + +Harry sat down on the edge of the bath. + +“Fine. I’ve just seen Voldemort murdering a woman. +By now he’s probably killed her whole family. And he +didn’t need to. It was Cedric all over again, they were +just there. ...” + +“Harry, you aren’t supposed to let this happen +anymore!” Hermione cried, her voice echoing through +the bathroom. “Dumbledore wanted you to use +Occlumency! He thought the connection was +dangerous — Voldemort can use it, Harry! What good +is it to watch him kill and torture, how can it help?” + +“Because it means I know what he’s doing,” said +Harry. + +“So you’re not even going to try to shut him out?” + +“Hermione, I can’t. You know I’m lousy at +Occlumency, I never got the hang of it.” + +“You never really tried!” she said hotly. “I don’t get it, +Harry — do you like having this special connection or +relationship or what — whatever — ” + +She faltered under the look he gave her as he stood + +up. + + + +“Like it?” he said quietly. “Would you like it?” + + + +Page | 262 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I — no — I’m sorry, Harry, I didn’t mean — ” + +“I hate it, I hate the fact that he can get inside me, +that I have to watch him when he’s most dangerous. +But I’m going to use it.” + +“Dumbledore — ” + +“Forget Dumbledore. This is my choice, nobody else’s. +I want to know why he’s after Gregorovitch.” + +“Who?” + +“He’s a foreign wandmaker,” said Harry. “He made +Krum’s wand and Krum reckons he’s brilliant.” + +“But according to you,” said Ron, “Voldemort’s got +Ollivander locked up somewhere. If he’s already got a +wandmaker, what does he need another one for?” + +“Maybe he agrees with Krum, maybe he thinks +Gregorovitch is better ... or else he thinks +Gregorovitch will be able to explain what my wand did +when he was chasing me, because Ollivander didn’t +know.” + +Harry glanced into the cracked, dusty mirror and saw +Ron and Hermione exchanging skeptical looks behind +his back. + +“Harry, you keep talking about what your wand did,” +said Hermione, “but you made it happen! Why are +you so determined not to take responsibility for your +own power?” + +“Because I know it wasn’t me! And so does Voldemort, +Hermione! We both know what really happened!” + + + +Page | 263 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They glared at each other: Harry knew that he had +not convinced Hermione and that she was marshaling +counterarguments, against both his theory on his +wand and the fact that he was permitting himself to +see into Voldemort’s mind. To his relief, Ron +intervened. + +“Drop it,” he advised her. “It’s up to him. And if we’re +going to the Ministry tomorrow, don’t you reckon we +should go over the plan?” + +Reluctantly, as the other two could tell, Hermione let +the matter rest, though Harry was quite sure she +would attack again at the first opportunity. In the +meantime, they returned to the basement kitchen, +where Kreacher served them all stew and treacle tart. + +They did not get to bed until late that night, after +spending hours going over and over their plan until +they could recite it, word perfect, to each other. + +Harry, who was now sleeping in Sirius’s room, lay in +bed with his wandlight trained on the old photograph +of his father, Sirius, Lupin, and Pettigrew, and +muttered the plan to himself for another ten minutes. +As he extinguished his wand, however, he was +thinking not of Polyjuice Potion, Puking Pastilles, or +the navy blue robes of Magical Maintenance; he +thought of Gregorovitch the wandmaker, and how +long he could hope to remain hidden while Voldemort +sought him so determinedly. + +Dawn seemed to follow midnight with indecent haste. + +“You look terrible,” was Ron’s greeting as he entered +the room to wake Harry. + +“Not for long,” said Harry, yawning. + + + +Page | 264 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They found Hermione downstairs in the kitchen. She +was being served coffee and hot rolls by Kreacher and +wearing the slightly manic expression that Harry +associated with exam review. + +“Robes,” she said under her breath, acknowledging +their presence with a nervous nod and continuing to +poke around in her beaded bag, “Polyjuice Potion ... +Invisibility Cloak ... Decoy Detonators ... You should +each take a couple just in case. ... Puking Pastilles, +Nosebleed Nougat, Extendable Ears ...” + +They gulped down their breakfast, then set off +upstairs, Kreacher bowing them out and promising to +have a steak-and-kidney pie ready for them when +they returned. + +“Bless him,” said Ron fondly, “and when you think I +used to fantasize about cutting off his head and +sticking it on the wall.” + +They made their way onto the front step with +immense caution: They could see a couple of puffy- +eyed Death Eaters watching the house from across +the misty square. + +Hermione Disapparated with Ron first, then came +back for Harry. + +After the usual brief spell of darkness and near +suffocation, Harry found himself in the tiny alleyway +where the first phase of their plan was scheduled to +take place. It was as yet deserted, except for a couple +of large bins; the first Ministry workers did not +usually appear here until at least eight o’clock. + +“Right then,” said Hermione, checking her watch. + +“She ought to be here in about five minutes. When +I’ve Stunned her — ” + +Page | 265 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hermione, we know,” said Ron sternly. “And I +thought we were supposed to open the door before +she got here?” + +Hermione squealed. + +“I nearly forgot! Stand back — ” + +She pointed her wand at the padlocked and heavily +graffitied fire door beside them, which burst open +with a crash. The dark corridor behind it led, as they +knew from their careful scouting trips, into an empty +theater. Hermione pulled the door back toward her, to +make it look as though it was still closed. + +“And now,” she said, turning back to face the other +two in the alleyway, “we put on the Cloak again — ” + +“ — and we wait,” Ron finished, throwing it over +Hermione ’s head like a blanket over a birdcage and +rolling his eyes at Harry. + +Little more than a minute later, there was a tiny pop +and a little Ministry witch with flyaway gray hair +Apparated feet from them, blinking a little in the +sudden brightness; the sun had just come out from +behind a cloud. She barely had time to enjoy the +unexpected warmth, however, before Hermione ’s +silent Stunning Spell hit her in the chest and she +toppled over. + +“Nicely done, Hermione,” said Ron, emerging from +behind a bin beside the theater door as Harry took off +the Invisibility Cloak. Together they carried the little +witch into the dark passageway that led backstage. +Hermione plucked a few hairs from the witch’s head +and added them to a flask of muddy Polyjuice Potion +she had taken from the beaded bag. Ron was +rummaging through the little witch’s handbag. + +Page | 266 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She’s Mafalda Hopkirk,” he said, reading a small +card that identified their victim as an assistant in the +Improper Use of Magic Office. “You’d better take this, +Hermione, and here are the tokens.” + +He passed her several small golden coins, all +embossed with the letters M.O.M., which he had +taken from the witch’s purse. + +Hermione drank the Polyjuice Potion, which was now +a pleasant heliotrope color, and within seconds stood +before them, the double of Mafalda Hopkirk. As she +removed Mafalda’s spectacles and put them on, Harry +checked his watch. + +“We’re running late, Mr. Magical Maintenance will be +here any second.” + +They hurried to close the door on the real Mafalda; +Harry and Ron threw the Invisibility Cloak over +themselves but Hermione remained in view, waiting. +Seconds later there was another pop, and a small, +ferrety-looking wizard appeared before them. + +“Oh, hello, Mafalda.” + +“Hello!” said Hermione in a quavery voice. “How are +you today?” + +“Not so good, actually,” replied the little wizard, who +looked thoroughly downcast. + +As Hermione and the wizard headed for the main +road, Harry and Ron crept along behind them. + +“I’m sorry to hear you’re under the weather,” said +Hermione, talking firmly over the little wizard as he +tried to expound upon his problems; it was essential + + + +Page | 267 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to stop him from reaching the street. “Here, have a +sweet.” + +“Eh? Oh, no thanks — ” + +“I insist!” said Hermione aggressively, shaking the bag +of pastilles in his face. Looking rather alarmed, the +little wizard took one. + +The effect was instantaneous. The moment the +pastille touched his tongue, the little wizard started +vomiting so hard that he did not even notice as +Hermione yanked a handful of hairs from the top of +his head. + +“Oh dear!” she said, as he splattered the alley with +sick. “Perhaps you’d better take the day off!” + +“No — no!” He choked and retched, trying to continue +on his way despite being unable to walk straight. “I +must — today — must go — ” + +“But that’s just silly!” said Hermione, alarmed. “You +can’t go to work in this state — I think you ought to +go to St. Mungo’s and get them to sort you out!” + +The wizard had collapsed, heaving, onto all fours, still +trying to crawl toward the main street. + +“You simply can’t go to work like this!” cried +Hermione. + +At last he seemed to accept the truth of her words. +Using a repulsed Hermione to claw his way back into +a standing position, he turned on the spot and +vanished, leaving nothing behind but the bag Ron +had snatched from his hand as he went and some +flying chunks of vomit. + + + +Page | 268 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Urgh,” said Hermione, holding up the skirts of her +robe to avoid the puddles of sick. “It would have made +much less mess to Stun him too.” + +“Yeah,” said Ron, emerging from under the cloak +holding the wizard’s bag, “but I still think a whole pile +of unconscious bodies would have drawn more +attention. Keen on his job, though, isn’t he? Chuck us +the hair and the potion, then.” + +Within two minutes, Ron stood before them, as small +and ferrety as the sick wizard, and wearing the navy +blue robes that had been folded in his bag. + +“Weird he wasn’t wearing them today, wasn’t it, +seeing how much he wanted to go? Anyway, I’m Reg +Cattermole, according to the label in the back.” + +“Now wait here,” Hermione told Harry, who was still +under the Invisibility Cloak, “and we’ll be back with +some hairs for you.” + +He had to wait ten minutes, but it seemed much +longer to Harry, skulking alone in the sick-splattered +alleyway beside the door concealing the Stunned +Mafalda. Finally Ron and Hermione reappeared. + +“We don’t know who he is,” Hermione said, passing +Harry several curly black hairs, “but he’s gone home +with a dreadful nosebleed! Here, he’s pretty tall, you’ll +need bigger robes. ...” + +She pulled out a set of the old robes Kreacher had +laundered for them, and Harry retired to take the +potion and change. + +Once the painful transformation was complete he was +more than six feet tall and, from what he could tell +from his well-muscled arms, powerfully built. He also + +Page | 269 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had a beard. Stowing the Invisibility Cloak and his +glasses inside his new robes, he rejoined the other +two. + +“Blimey, that’s scary,” said Ron, looking up at Harry, +who now towered over him. + +“Take one of Mafalda’s tokens,” Hermione told Harry, +“and let’s go, it’s nearly nine.” + +They stepped out of the alleyway together. Fifty yards +along the crowded pavement there were spiked black +railings flanking two flights of steps, one labeled +GENTLEMEN, the other LADIES. + +“See you in a moment, then,” said Hermione +nervously, and she tottered off down the steps to +LADIES. Harry and Ron joined a number of oddly +dressed men descending into what appeared to be an +ordinary underground public toilet, tiled in grimy +black and white. + +“Morning, Reg!” called another wizard in navy blue +robes as he let himself into a cubicle by inserting his +golden token into a slot in the door. “Blooming pain in +the bum, this, eh? Forcing us all to get to work this +way! Who are they expecting to turn up, Harry +Potter?” + +The wizard roared with laughter at his own wit. Ron +gave a forced chuckle. + +“Yeah,” he said, “stupid, isn’t it?” + +And he and Harry let themselves into adjoining +cubicles. + +To Harry’s left and right came the sound of flushing. +He crouched down and peered through the gap at the + +Page | 270 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bottom of the cubicle, just in time to see a pair of +booted feet climbing into the toilet next door. He +looked left and saw Ron blinking at him. + +“We have to flush ourselves in?” he whispered. + +“Looks like it,” Harry whispered back; his voice came +out deep and gravelly. + +They both stood up. Feeling exceptionally foolish, +Harry clambered into the toilet. + +He knew at once that he had done the right thing; +though he appeared to be standing in water, his +shoes, feet, and robes remained quite dry. He reached +up, pulled the chain, and next moment had zoomed +down a short chute, emerging out of a fireplace into +the Ministry of Magic. + +He got up clumsily; there was a lot more of his body +than he was accustomed to. The great Atrium seemed +darker than Harry remembered it. Previously a golden +fountain had filled the center of the hall, casting +shimmering spots of light over the polished wooden +floor and walls. Now a gigantic statue of black stone +dominated the scene. It was rather frightening, this +vast sculpture of a witch and a wizard sitting on +ornately carved thrones, looking down at the Ministry +workers toppling out of fireplaces below them. +Engraved in foot-high letters at the base of the statue +were the words MAGIC IS MIGHT. + +Harry received a heavy blow on the back of the legs: +Another wizard had just flown out of the fireplace +behind him. + +“Out of the way, can’t y — oh, sorry, Runcorn!” + + + +Page | 271 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Clearly frightened, the balding wizard hurried away. +Apparently the man whom Harry was impersonating, +Runcorn, was intimidating. + +“Psst!” said a voice, and he looked around to see a +wispy little witch and the ferrety wizard from Magical +Maintenance gesturing to him from over beside the +statue. Harry hastened to join them. + +“You got in all right, then?” Hermione whispered to +Harry. + +“No, he’s still stuck in the bog,” said Ron. + +“Oh, very funny ... It’s horrible, isn’t it?” she said to +Harry, who was staring up at the statue. “Have you +seen what they’re sitting on? + +Harry looked more closely and realized that what he +had thought were decoratively carved thrones were +actually mounds of carved humans: hundreds and +hundreds of naked bodies, men, women, and +children, all with rather stupid, ugly faces, twisted +and pressed together to support the weight of the +handsomely robed wizards. + +“Muggles,” whispered Hermione. “In their rightful +place. Come on, let’s get going.” + +They joined the stream of witches and wizards moving +toward the golden gates at the end of the hall, looking +around as surreptitiously as possible, but there was +no sign of the distinctive figure of Dolores Umbridge. +They passed through the gates and into a smaller +hall, where queues were forming in front of twenty +golden grilles housing as many lifts. They had barely +joined the nearest one when a voice said, + +“Cattermole!” + + + +Page | 272 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +They looked around: Harry’s stomach turned over. +One of the Death Eaters who had witnessed +Dumbledore’s death was striding toward them. The +Ministry workers beside them fell silent, their eyes +downcast; Harry could feel fear rippling through +them. The man’s scowling, slightly brutish face was +somehow at odds with his magnificent, sweeping +robes, which were embroidered with much gold +thread. Someone in the crowd around the lifts called +sycophantically, “Morning, Yaxley!” Yaxley ignored +them. + +“I requested somebody from Magical Maintenance to +sort out my office, Cattermole. It’s still raining in +there.” + +Ron looked around as though hoping somebody else +would intervene, but nobody spoke. + +“Raining ... in your office? That’s — that’s not good, is +it?” + + + +Ron gave a nervous laugh. Yaxley’s eyes widened. + +“You think it’s funny, Cattermole, do you?” + +A pair of witches broke away from the queue for the +lift and bustled off. + +“No,” said Ron, “no, of course — ” + +“You realize that I am on my way downstairs to +interrogate your wife, Cattermole? In fact, I’m quite +surprised you’re not down there holding her hand +while she waits. Already given her up as a bad job, +have you? Probably wise. Be sure and marry a +pureblood next time.” + + + +Page | 273 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione had let out a little squeak of horror. Yaxley +looked at her. She coughed feebly and turned away. + +“I — I — ” stammered Ron. + +“But if my wife were accused of being a Mudblood,” +said Yaxley, “ — not that any woman I married would +ever be mistaken for such filth — and the Head of the +Department of Magical Law Enforcement needed a job +doing, I would make it my priority to do that job, +Cattermole. Do you understand me?” + +“Yes,” whispered Ron. + +“Then attend to it, Cattermole, and if my office is not +completely dry within an hour, your wife’s Blood +Status will be in even graver doubt than it is now.” + +The golden grille before them clattered open. With a +nod and unpleasant smile to Harry, who was +evidently expected to appreciate this treatment of +Cattermole, Yaxley swept away toward another lift. +Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered theirs, but nobody +followed them: It was as if they were infectious. The +grilles shut with a clang and the lift began to move +upward. + +“What am I going to do?” Ron asked the other two at +once; he looked stricken. “If I don’t turn up, my wife +— I mean, Cattermole ’s wife — ” + +“Well come with you, we should stick together — ” +began Harry, but Ron shook his head feverishly. + +“That’s mental, we haven’t got much time. You two +find Umbridge, I’ll go and sort out Yaxley’s office — +but how do I stop it raining?” + + + +Page | 274 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Try Finite Incantatem,” said Hermione at once, “that +should stop the rain if it’s a hex or curse; if it doesn’t, +something’s gone wrong with an Atmospheric Charm, +which will be more difficult to fix, so as an interim +measure try Impervius to protect his belongings — ” + +“Say it again, slowly — ” said Ron, searching his +pockets desperately for a quill, but at that moment +the lift juddered to a halt. A disembodied female voice +said, “Level four, Department for the Regulation and +Control of Magical Creatures, incorporating Beast, +Being, and Spirit Divisions, Goblin Liaison Office, and +Pest Advisory Bureau,” and the grilles slid open again, +admitting a couple of wizards and several pale violet +paper airplanes that fluttered around the lamp in the +ceiling of the lift. + +“Morning, Albert,” said a bushily whiskered man, +smiling at Harry. He glanced over at Ron and +Hermione as the lift creaked upward once more; +Hermione was now whispering frantic instructions to +Ron. The wizard leaned toward Harry, leering, and +muttered, “Dirk Cresswell, eh? From Goblin Liaison? +Nice one, Albert. I’m pretty confident I’ll get his job +now!” + +He winked. Harry smiled back, hoping that this would +suffice. The lift stopped; the grilles opened once more. + +“Level two, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, +including the Improper Use of Magic Office, Auror +Headquarters, and Wizengamot Administration +Services,” said the disembodied witch’s voice. + +Harry saw Hermione give Ron a little push and he +hurried out of the lift, followed by the other wizards, +leaving Harry and Hermione alone. The moment the +golden door had closed Hermione said, very fast, +“Actually, Harry, I think I’d better go after him, I don’t +Page | 275 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +think he knows what he’s doing and if he gets caught +the whole thing — ” + + + +“Level one, Minister of Magic and Support Staff.” + +The golden grilles slid apart again and Hermione +gasped. Four people stood before them, two of them +deep in conversation: a longhaired wizard wearing +magnificent robes of black and gold, and a squat, +toadlike witch wearing a velvet bow in her short hair +and clutching a clipboard to her chest. + + + +Page | 276 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE MUGGLE-BORN REGISTRATION +COMMISSION + +“Ah, Mafalda!” said Umbridge, looking at Hermione. +“Travers sent you, did he?” + +“Y-yes,” squeaked Hermione. + +“Good, youll do perfectly well.” Umbridge spoke to the +wizard in black and gold. “That’s that problem solved, +Minister, if Mafalda can be spared for record-keeping +we shall be able to start straightaway.” She consulted +her clipboard. “Ten people today and one of them the +wife of a Ministry employee! Tut, tut ... even here, in +the heart of the Ministry!” She stepped into the lift +beside Hermione, as did the two wizards who had +been listening to Umbridge’s conversation with the +Minister. “We’ll go straight down, Mafalda, you’ll find +everything you need in the courtroom. Good morning, +Albert, aren’t you getting out?” + +“Yes, of course,” said Harry in Runcorn’s deep voice. + + + +Page | 277 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry stepped out of the lift. The golden grilles +clanged shut behind him. Glancing over his shoulder, +Harry saw Hermione’s anxious face sinking back out +of sight, a tall wizard on either side of her, Umbridge’s +velvet hair-bow level with her shoulder. + +“What brings you up here, Runcorn?” asked the new +Minister of Magic. His long black hair and beard were +streaked with silver, and a great overhanging +forehead shadowed his glinting eyes, putting Harry in +mind of a crab looking out from beneath a rock. + +“Needed a quick word with,” Harry hesitated for a +fraction of a second, “Arthur Weasley. Someone said +he was up on level one.” + +“Ah,” said Pius Thicknesse. “Has he been caught +having contact with an Undesirable?” + +“No,” said Harry, his throat dry. “No, nothing like +that.” + +“Ah, well. It’s only a matter of time,” said Thicknesse. +“If you ask me, the blood traitors are as bad as the +Mudbloods. Good day, Runcorn.” + +“Good day, Minister.” + +Harry watched Thicknesse march away along the +thickly carpeted corridor. The moment the Minister +had passed out of sight, Harry tugged the Invisibility +Cloak out from under his heavy black cloak, threw it +over himself, and set off along the corridor in the +opposite direction. Runcorn was so tall that Harry +was forced to stoop to make sure his big feet were +hidden. + +Panic pulsed in the pit of his stomach. As he passed +gleaming wooden door after gleaming wooden door, + +Page | 278 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +each bearing a small plaque with the owner’s name +and occupation upon it, the might of the Ministry, its +complexity, its impenetrability, seemed to force itself +upon him so that the plan he had been carefully +concocting with Ron and Hermione over the past four +weeks seemed laughably childish. They had +concentrated all their efforts on getting inside without +being detected: They had not given a moment’s +thought to what they would do if they were forced to +separate. Now Hermione was stuck in court +proceedings, which would undoubtedly last hours; + +Ron was struggling to do magic that Harry was sure +was beyond him, a woman’s liberty possibly +depending on the outcome; and he, Harry, was +wandering around on the top floor when he knew +perfectly well that his quarry had just gone down in +the lift. + +He stopped walking, leaned against a wall, and tried +to decide what to do. The silence pressed upon him: +There was no bustling or talk or swift footsteps here; +the purple-carpeted corridors were as hushed as +though the Muffliato charm had been cast over the +place. + +Her office must be up here, Harry thought. + +It seemed most unlikely that Umbridge would keep +her jewelry in her office, but on the other hand it +seemed foolish not to search it to make sure. He +therefore set off along the corridor again, passing +nobody but a frowning wizard who was murmuring +instructions to a quill that floated in front of him, +scribbling on a trail of parchment. + +Now paying attention to the names on the doors, + +Harry turned a corner. Halfway along the next +corridor he emerged into a wide, open space where a +dozen witches and wizards sat in rows at small desks + +Page | 279 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +not unlike school desks, though much more highly +polished and free from graffiti. Harry paused to watch +them, for the effect was quite mesmerizing. They were +all waving and twiddling their wands in unison, and +squares of colored paper were flying in every direction +like little pink kites. After a few seconds, Harry +realized that there was a rhythm to the proceedings, +that the papers all formed the same pattern; and after +a few more seconds he realized that what he was +watching was the creation of pamphlets — that the +paper squares were pages, which, when assembled, +folded, and magicked into place, fell into neat stacks +beside each witch or wizard. + +Harry crept closer, although the workers were so +intent on what they were doing that he doubted they +would notice a carpet-muffled footstep, and he slid a +completed pamphlet from the pile beside a young +witch. He examined it beneath the Invisibility Cloak. +Its pink cover was emblazoned with a golden title: + +MUDBLOODS + +and the Dangers They Pose to +a Peaceful Pure-Blood Society + +Beneath the title was a picture of a red rose with a +simpering face in the middle of its petals, being +strangled by a green weed with fangs and a scowl. +There was no author’s name upon the pamphlet, but +again, the scars on the back of his right hand seemed +to tingle as he examined it. Then the young witch +beside him confirmed his suspicion as she said, still +waving and twirling her wand, “Will the old hag be +interrogating Mudbloods all day, does anyone know?” + + + +Page | 280 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Careful,” said the wizard beside her, glancing around +nervously; one of his pages slipped and fell to the +floor. + +“What, has she got magic ears as well as an eye, +now?” + +The witch glanced toward the shining mahogany door +facing the space full of pamphlet-makers; Harry +looked too, and rage reared in him like a snake. + +Where there might have been a peephole on a Muggle +front door, a large, round eye with a bright blue iris +had been set into the wood — an eye that was +shockingly familiar to anybody who had known +Alastor Moody. + +For a split second Harry forgot where he was and +what he was doing there: He even forgot that he was +invisible. He strode straight over to the door to +examine the eye. It was not moving: It gazed blindly +upward, frozen. The plaque beneath it read: + +DOLORES UMBRIDGE + +SENIOR UNDERSECRETARY TO THE MINISTER + +Below that, a slightly shinier new plaque read: + +HEAD OF THE MUGGLE-BORN + +REGISTRATION COMMISSION + +Harry looked back at the dozen pamphlet-makers: +Though they were intent upon their work, he could +hardly suppose that they would not notice if the door +of an empty office opened in front of them. He +therefore withdrew from an inner pocket an odd +object with little waving legs and a rubber-bulbed + + + +Page | 281 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +horn for a body. Crouching down beneath the Cloak, +he placed the Decoy Detonator on the ground. + +It scuttled away at once through the legs of the +witches and wizards in front of him. A few moments +later, during which Harry waited with his hand upon +the doorknob, there came a loud bang and a great +deal of acrid black smoke billowed from a corner. The +young witch in the front row shrieked: Pink pages +flew everywhere as she and her fellows jumped up, +looking around for the source of the commotion. + +Harry turned the doorknob, stepped into Umbridge’s +office, and closed the door behind him. + +He felt he had stepped back in time. The room was +exactly like Umbridge’s office at Hogwarts: Lace +draperies, doilies, and dried flowers covered every +available surface. The walls bore the same +ornamental plates, each featuring a highly colored, +beribboned kitten, gamboling and frisking with +sickening cuteness. The desk was covered with a +flouncy, flowered cloth. Behind Mad-Eye’s eye, a +telescopic attachment enabled Umbridge to spy on +the workers on the other side of the door. Harry took +a look through it and saw that they were all still +gathered around the Decoy Detonator. He wrenched +the telescope out of the door, leaving a hole behind, +pulled the magical eyeball out of it, and placed it in +his pocket. Then he turned to face the room again, +raised his wand, and murmured, “Accio Locket.” + +Nothing happened, but he had not expected it to; no +doubt Umbridge knew all about protective charms +and spells. He therefore hurried behind her desk and +began pulling open the drawers. He saw quills and +notebooks and Spellotape; enchanted paper clips that +coiled snakelike from their drawer and had to be +beaten back; a fussy little lace box full of spare hair +bows and clips; but no sign of a locket. + +Page | 282 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a filing cabinet behind the desk: Harry set +to searching it. Like Filch ’s filing cabinets at +Hogwarts, it was full of folders, each labeled with a +name. It was not until Harry reached the bottommost +drawer that he saw something to distract him from +his search: Mr. Weasley’s file. + +He pulled it out and opened it. + +ARTHUR WEASLEY + +BLOOD STATUS: Pureblood, but with unacceptable +pro-Muggle leanings. Known member of the Order of +the Phoenix. + +FAMILY: Wife (pureblood), seven children, two +youngest at Hogwarts. NB: Youngest son currently at +home, seriously ill, Ministry inspectors have +confirmed. + +SECURITY STATUS: TRACKED. All movements are +being monitored. Strong likelihood Undesirable No. 1 +will contact (has stayed with Weasley family +previously) + + + +“Undesirable Number One,” Harry muttered under his +breath as he replaced Mr. Weasley’s folder and shut +the drawer. He had an idea he knew who that was, +and sure enough, as he straightened up and glanced +around the office for fresh hiding places, he saw a +poster of himself on the wall, with the words +undesirable no. 1 emblazoned across his chest. A +little pink note was stuck to it with a picture of a +kitten in the corner. Harry moved across to read it +and saw that Umbridge had written, “To be punished.” + + + +Page | 283 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Angrier than ever, he proceeded to grope in the +bottoms of the vases and baskets of dried flowers, but +was not at all surprised that the locket was not there. +He gave the office one last sweeping look, and his +heart skipped a beat. Dumbledore was staring at him +from a small rectangular mirror, propped up on a +bookcase beside the desk. + +Harry crossed the room at a run and snatched it up, +but realized the moment he touched it that it was not +a mirror at all. Dumbledore was smiling wistfully out +of the front cover of a glossy book. Harry had not +immediately noticed the curly green writing across his +hat — The Life and Lies ofAlbus Dumbledore — nor +the slightly smaller writing across his chest: “by Rita +Skeeter, bestselling author of Armando Dippet: Master +or Moron?” + +Harry opened the book at random and saw a full-page +photograph of two teenage boys, both laughing +immoderately with their arms around each other’s +shoulders. Dumbledore, now with elbow-length hair, +had grown a tiny wispy beard that recalled the one on +Krum’s chin that had so annoyed Ron. The boy who +roared in silent amusement beside Dumbledore had a +gleeful, wild look about him. His golden hair fell in +curls to his shoulders. Harry wondered whether it +was a young Doge, but before he could check the +caption, the door of the office opened. + +If Thicknesse had not been looking over his shoulder +as he entered, Harry would not have had time to pull +the Invisibility Cloak over himself. As it was, he +thought Thicknesse might have caught a glimpse of +movement, because for a moment or two he remained +quite still, staring curiously at the place where Harry +had just vanished. Perhaps deciding that all he had +seen was Dumbledore scratching his nose on the +front of the book, for Harry had hastily replaced it +Page | 284 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +upon the shelf, Thicknesse finally walked to the desk +and pointed his wand at the quill standing ready in +the ink pot. It sprang out and began scribbling a note +to Umbridge. Very slowly, hardly daring to breathe, +Harry backed out of the office into the open area +beyond. + +The pamphlet-makers were still clustered around the +remains of the Decoy Detonator, which continued to +hoot feebly as it smoked. Harry hurried off up the +corridor as the young witch said, “I bet it sneaked up +here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, +remember that poisonous duck?” + +Speeding back toward the lifts, Harry reviewed his +options. It had never been likely that the locket was +here at the Ministry, and there was no hope of +bewitching its whereabouts out of Umbridge while she +was sitting in a crowded court. Their priority now had +to be to leave the Ministry before they were exposed, +and try again another day. The first thing to do was to +find Ron, and then they could work out a way of +extracting Hermione from the courtroom. + +The lift was empty when it arrived. Harry jumped in +and pulled off the Invisibility Cloak as it started its +descent. To his enormous relief, when it rattled to a +halt at level two, a soaking-wet and wild-eyed Ron got +in. + + + +“M-morning,” he stammered to Harry as the lift set off +again. + +“Ron, it’s me, Harry!” + +“Harry! Blimey, I forgot what you looked like — why +isn’t Hermione with you?” + + + +Page | 285 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She had to go down to the courtrooms with +Umbridge, she couldn’t refuse, and — ” + +But before Harry could finish the lift had stopped +again: The doors opened and Mr. Weasley walked +inside, talking to an elderly witch whose blonde hair +was teased so high it resembled an anthill. + +"... I quite understand what you’re saying, Wakanda, +but I’m afraid I cannot be party to — ” + +Mr. Weasley broke off; he had noticed Harry. It was +very strange to have Mr. Weasley glare at him with +that much dislike. The lift doors closed and the four +of them trundled downward once more. + +“Oh, hello, Reg,” said Mr. Weasley, looking around at +the sound of steady dripping from Ron’s robes. “Isn’t +your wife in for questioning today? Er — what’s +happened to you? Why are you so wet?” + +“Yaxley’s office is raining,” said Ron. He addressed +Mr. Weasley’s shoulder, and Harry felt sure he was +scared that his father might recognize him if they +looked directly into each other’s eyes. “I couldn’t stop +it, so they’ve sent me to get Bernie — Pillsworth, I +think they said — ” + +“Yes, a lot of offices have been raining lately,” said Mr. +Weasley. “Did you try Meteolojinx Recanto? It worked +for Bletchley.” + +“Meteolojinx Recanto?” whispered Ron. “No, I didn’t. +Thanks, D — I mean, thanks, Arthur.” + +The lift doors opened; the old witch with the anthill +hair left, and Ron darted past her out of sight. Harry +made to follow him, but found his path blocked as + + + +Page | 286 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Percy Weasley strode into the lift, his nose buried in +some papers he was reading. + + + +Not until the doors had clanged shut again did Percy +realize he was in a lift with his father. He glanced up, +saw Mr. Weasley, turned radish red, and left the lift +the moment the doors opened again. For the second +time, Harry tried to get out, but this time found his +way blocked by Mr. Weasley’s arm. + +“One moment, Runcorn.” + +The lift doors closed and as they clanked down +another floor, Mr. Weasley said, “I hear you laid +information about Dirk Cresswell.” + +Harry had the impression that Mr. Weasley’s anger +was no less because of the brush with Percy. He +decided his best chance was to act stupid. + +“Sorry?” he said. + +“Don’t pretend, Runcorn,” said Mr. Weasley fiercely. +“You tracked down the wizard who faked his family +tree, didn’t you?” + +“I — so what if I did?” said Harry. + +“So Dirk Cresswell is ten times the wizard you are,” +said Mr. Weasley quietly, as the lift sank ever lower. +“And if he survives Azkaban, you 11 have to answer to +him, not to mention his wife, his sons, and his friends + + + +“Arthur,” Harry interrupted, “you know you’re being +tracked, don’t you?” + +“Is that a threat, Runcorn?” said Mr. Weasley loudly. + + + +Page | 287 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry, “it’s a fact! They’re watching your +every move — ” + +The lift doors opened. They had reached the Atrium. +Mr. Weasley gave Harry a scathing look and swept +from the lift. Harry stood there, shaken. He wished he +was impersonating somebody other than Runcorn. ... +The lift doors clanged shut. + +Harry pulled out the Invisibility Cloak and put it back +on. He would try to extricate Hermione on his own +while Ron was dealing with the raining office. When +the doors opened, he stepped out into a torch-lit +stone passageway quite different from the wood- +paneled and carpeted corridors above. As the lift +rattled away again, Harry shivered slightly, looking +toward the distant black door that marked the +entrance to the Department of Mysteries. + +He set off, his destination not the black door, but the +doorway he remembered on the left-hand side, which +opened onto the flight of stairs down to the court +chambers. His mind grappled with possibilities as he +crept down them: He still had a couple of Decoy +Detonators, but perhaps it would be better to simply +knock on the courtroom door, enter as Runcorn, and +ask for a quick word with Mafalda? Of course, he did +not know whether Runcorn was sufficiently important +to get away with this, and even if he managed it, +Hermione ’s non-reappearance might trigger a search +before they were clear of the Ministry. . . . + +Lost in thought, he did not immediately register the +unnatural chill that was creeping over him, as if he +were descending into fog. It was becoming colder and +colder with every step he took: a cold that reached +right down into his throat and tore at his lungs. And +then he felt that stealing sense of despair, of +hopelessness, filling him, expanding inside him. ... +Page | 288 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dementors, he thought. + + + +And as he reached the foot of the stairs and turned to +his right he saw a dreadful scene. The dark passage +outside the courtrooms was packed with tall, black- +hooded figures, their faces completely hidden, their +ragged breathing the only sound in the place. The +petrified Muggle-borns brought in for questioning sat +huddled and shivering on hard wooden benches. Most +of them were hiding their faces in their hands, +perhaps in an instinctive attempt to shield themselves +from the dementors’ greedy mouths. Some were +accompanied by families, others sat alone. The +dementors were gliding up and down in front of them, +and the cold, and the hopelessness, and the despair +of the place laid themselves upon Harry like a curse. + + + +Fight it, he told himself, but he knew that he could +not conjure a Patronus here without revealing himself +instantly. So he moved forward as silently as he +could, and with every step he took numbness seemed +to steal over his brain, but he forced himself to think +of Hermione and of Ron, who needed him. + +Moving through the towering black figures was +terrifying: The eyeless faces hidden beneath their +hoods turned as he passed, and he felt sure that they +sensed him, sensed, perhaps, a human presence that +still had some hope, some resilience. ... + +And then, abruptly and shockingly amid the frozen +silence, one of the dungeon doors on the left of the +corridor was flung open and screams echoed out of it. + +“No, no, I’m half-blood, I’m half-blood, I tell you! My +father was a wizard, he was, look him up, Arkie +Alderton, he’s a well-known broomstick designer, look + +Page | 289 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +him up, I tell you — get your hands off me, get your +hands off—” + + + +“This is your final warning,” said Umbridge’s soft +voice, magically magnified so that it sounded clearly +over the man’s desperate screams. “If you struggle, +you will be subjected to the Dementor’s Kiss.” + +The man’s screams subsided, but dry sobs echoed +through the corridor. + +“Take him away,” said Umbridge. + +Two dementors appeared in the doorway of the +courtroom, their rotting, scabbed hands clutching the +upper arms of a wizard who appeared to be fainting. +They glided away down the corridor with him, and the +darkness they trailed behind them swallowed him +from sight. + +“Next — Mary Cattermole,” called Umbridge. + +A small woman stood up; she was trembling from +head to foot. Her dark hair was smoothed back into a +bun and she wore long, plain robes. Her face was +completely bloodless. As she passed the dementors, +Harry saw her shudder. + +He did it instinctively, without any sort of plan, +because he hated the sight of her walking alone into +the dungeon: As the door began to swing closed, he +slipped into the courtroom behind her. + +It was not the same room in which he had once been +interrogated for improper use of magic. This one was +much smaller, though the ceiling was quite as high; it +gave the claustrophobic sense of being stuck at the +bottom of a deep well. + +Page | 290 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There were more dementors in here, casting their +freezing aura over the place; they stood like faceless +sentinels in the corners farthest from the high, raised +platform. Here, behind a balustrade, sat Umbridge, +with Yaxley on one side of her, and Hermione, quite +as white-faced as Mrs. Cattermole, on the other. At +the foot of the platform, a bright-silver, long-haired +cat prowled up and down, up and down, and Harry +realized that it was there to protect the prosecutors +from the despair that emanated from the dementors: +That was for the accused to feel, not the accusers. + +“Sit down,” said Umbridge in her soft, silky voice. + +Mrs. Cattermole stumbled to the single seat in the +middle of the floor beneath the raised platform. The +moment she had sat down, chains clinked out of the +arms of the chair and bound her there. + +“You are Mary Elizabeth Cattermole?” asked +Umbridge. + +Mrs. Cattermole gave a single, shaky nod. + +“Married to Reginald Cattermole of the Magical +Maintenance Department?” + +Mrs. Cattermole burst into tears. + +“I don’t know where he is, he was supposed to meet +me here!” + +Umbridge ignored her. + +“Mother to Maisie, Ellie, and Alfred Cattermole?” + +Mrs. Cattermole sobbed harder than ever. + + + +Page | 291 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re frightened, they think I might not come home + + + +“Spare us,” spat Yaxley. “The brats of Mudbloods do +not stir our sympathies.” + +Mrs. Cattermole’s sobs masked Harry’s footsteps as +he made his way carefully toward the steps that led +up to the raised platform. The moment he had passed +the place where the Patronus cat patrolled, he felt the +change in temperature: It was warm and comfortable +here. The Patronus, he was sure, was Umbridge’s, +and it glowed brightly because she was so happy +here, in her element, upholding the twisted laws she +had helped to write. Slowly and very carefully he +edged his way along the platform behind Umbridge, +Yaxley, and Hermione, taking a seat behind the latter. +He was worried about making Hermione jump. He +thought of casting the Muffliato charm upon +Umbridge and Yaxley, but even murmuring the word +might cause Hermione alarm. Then Umbridge raised +her voice to address Mrs. Cattermole, and Harry +seized his chance. + +“I’m behind you,” he whispered into Hermione’s ear. + +As he had expected, she jumped so violently she +nearly overturned the bottle of ink with which she +was supposed to be recording the interview, but both +Umbridge and Yaxley were concentrating upon Mrs. +Cattermole, and this went unnoticed. + +“A wand was taken from you upon your arrival at the +Ministry today, Mrs. Cattermole,” Umbridge was +saying. “Eight-and-three-quarter inches, cherry, +unicorn-hair core. Do you recognize that description?” + +Mrs. Cattermole nodded, mopping her eyes on her +sleeve. + +Page | 292 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Could you please tell us from which witch or wizard +you took that wand?” + + + +“T-took?” sobbed Mrs. Cattermole. “I didn’t t-take it +from anybody. I b-bought it when I was eleven years +old. It — it — it — chose me.” + +She cried harder than ever. + +Umbridge laughed a soft girlish laugh that made +Harry want to attack her. She leaned forward over the +barrier, the better to observe her victim, and +something gold swung forward too, and dangled over +the void: the locket. + +Hermione had seen it; she let out a little squeak, but +Umbridge and Yaxley, still intent upon their prey, +were deaf to everything else. + +“No,” said Umbridge, “no, I don’t think so, Mrs. +Cattermole. Wands only choose witches or wizards. +You are not a witch. I have your responses to the +questionnaire that was sent to you here — Mafalda, +pass them to me.” + +Umbridge held out a small hand: She looked so +toadlike at that moment that Harry was quite +surprised not to see webs between the stubby fingers. +Hermione ’s hands were shaking with shock. She +fumbled in a pile of documents balanced on the chair +beside her, finally withdrawing a sheaf of parchment +with Mrs. Cattermole’s name on it. + +“That’s — that’s pretty, Dolores,” she said, pointing at +the pendant gleaming in the ruffled folds of +Umbridge’s blouse. + +“What?” snapped Umbridge, glancing down. “Oh yes +— an old family heirloom,” she said, patting the locket + +Page | 293 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +lying on her large bosom. “The S stands for Selwyn. ... +I am related to the Selwyns. ... Indeed, there are few +pure-blood families to whom I am not related. ... A +pity,” she continued in a louder voice, flicking +through Mrs. Cattermole’s questionnaire, “that the +same cannot be said for you. ‘Parents’ professions: +greengrocers.’ ” + +Yaxley laughed jeeringly. Below, the fluffy silver cat +patrolled up and down, and the dementors stood +waiting in the corners. + +It was Umbridge’s lie that brought the blood surging +into Harry’s brain and obliterated his sense of caution +— that the locket she had taken as a bribe from a +petty criminal was being used to bolster her own +pure-blood credentials. He raised his wand, not even +troubling to keep it concealed beneath the Invisibility +Cloak, and said, “Stupefyl” + +There was a flash of red light; Umbridge crumpled +and her forehead hit the edge of the balustrade: Mrs. +Cattermole’s papers slid off her lap onto the floor and, +down below, the prowling silver cat vanished. Ice-cold +air hit them like an oncoming wind: Yaxley, confused, +looked around for the source of the trouble and saw +Harry’s disembodied hand and wand pointing at him. +He tried to draw his own wand, but too late: + +“Stupefyl” + +Yaxley slid to the ground to lie curled on the floor. +“Harry!” + +“Hermione, if you think I was going to sit here and let +her pretend — ” + +“Harry, Mrs. Cattermole!” + + + +Page | 294 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry whirled around, throwing off the Invisibility +Cloak; down below, the dementors had moved out of +their corners; they were gliding toward the woman +chained to the chair: Whether because the Patronus +had vanished or because they sensed that their +masters were no longer in control, they seemed to +have abandoned restraint. Mrs. Cattermole let out a +terrible scream of fear as a slimy, scabbed hand +grasped her chin and forced her face back. + +“EXPECTO PATRONUM” + +The silver stag soared from the tip of Harry’s wand +and leaped toward the dementors, which fell back and +melted into the dark shadows again. The stag’s light, +more powerful and more warming than the cat’s +protection, filled the whole dungeon as it cantered +around and around the room. + +“Get the Horcrux,” Harry told Hermione. + +He ran back down the steps, stuffing the Invisibility +Cloak back into his bag, and approached Mrs. +Cattermole. + +“You?” she whispered, gazing into his face. “But — +but Reg said you were the one who submitted my +name for questioning!” + +“Did I?” muttered Harry, tugging at the chains +binding her arms. “Well, I’ve had a change of heart. +Diffindol” Nothing happened. “Hermione, how do I get +rid of these chains?” + +“Wait, I’m trying something up here — ” + +“Hermione, we’re surrounded by dementors!” + + + +Page | 295 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know that, Harry, but if she wakes up and the +locket’s gone — I need to duplicate it — Geminio\ +There ... That should fool her. ...” + + + +Hermione came running downstairs. + +“Let’s see. ... Relashiol” + +The chains clinked and withdrew into the arms of the +chair. Mrs. Cattermole looked just as frightened as +ever before. + +“I don’t understand,” she whispered. + +“You’re going to leave here with us,” said Harry, +pulling her to her feet. “Go home, grab your children, +and get out, get out of the country if you’ve got to. +Disguise yourselves and run. You’ve seen how it is, +you won’t get anything like a fair hearing here.” + +“Harry,” said Hermione, “how are we going to get out +of here with all those dementors outside the door?” + +“Patronuses,” said Harry, pointing his wand at his +own: The stag slowed and walked, still gleaming +brightly, toward the door. “As many as we can +muster; do yours, Hermione.” + +“Expec — Expecto patronum,” said Hermione. Nothing +happened. + +“It’s the only spell she ever has trouble with,” Harry +told a completely bemused Mrs. Cattermole. “Bit +unfortunate, really ... Come on, Hermione. ...” + +“Expecto patronum).” + +A silver otter burst from the end of Hermione ’s wand +and swam gracefully through the air to join the stag. + +Page | 296 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“C’mon,” said Harry, and he led Hermione and Mrs. +Cattermole to the door. + +When the Patronuses glided out of the dungeon there +were cries of shock from the people waiting outside. +Harry looked around; the dementors were falling back +on both sides of them, melding into the darkness, +scattering before the silver creatures. + +“It’s been decided that you should all go home and go +into hiding with your families,” Harry told the waiting +Muggle-borns, who were dazzled by the light of the +Patronuses and still cowering slightly. “Go abroad if +you can. Just get well away from the Ministry. That’s +the — er — new official position. Now, if you’ll just +follow the Patronuses, you’ll be able to leave from the +Atrium.” + +They managed to get up the stone steps without being +intercepted, but as they approached the lifts Harry +started to have misgivings. If they emerged into the +Atrium with a silver stag, an otter soaring alongside +it, and twenty or so people, half of them accused +Muggle-borns, he could not help feeling that they +would attract unwanted attention. He had just +reached this unwelcome conclusion when the lift +clanged to a halt in front of them. + +“Reg!” screamed Mrs. Cattermole, and she threw +herself into Ron’s arms. “Runcorn let me out, he +attacked Umbridge and Yaxley, and he’s told all of us +to leave the country, I think we’d better do it, Reg, I +really do, let’s hurry home and fetch the children and +— why are you so wet?” + +“Water,” muttered Ron, disengaging himself. “Harry, +they know there are intruders inside the Ministry, +something about a hole in Umbridge’s office door, I +reckon we’ve got five minutes if that — ” + +Page | 297 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione ’s Patronus vanished with a pop as she +turned a horror-struck face to Harry. + +“Harry, if we’re trapped here — !” + +“We won’t be if we move fast,” said Harry. He +addressed the silent group behind them, who were all +gawping at him. + +“Who’s got wands?” + +About half of them raised their hands. + +“Okay, all of you who haven’t got wands need to +attach yourself to somebody who has. We’ll need to be +fast before they stop us. Come on.” + +They managed to cram themselves into two lifts. +Harry’s Patronus stood sentinel before the golden +grilles as they shut and the lifts began to rise. + +“Level eight,” said the witch’s cool voice, “Atrium.” + +Harry knew at once that they were in trouble. The +Atrium was full of people moving from fireplace to +fireplace, sealing them off. + +“Harry!” squeaked Hermione. “What are we going to — +?” + +“STOP!” Harry thundered, and the powerful voice of +Runcorn echoed through the Atrium: The wizards +sealing the fireplaces froze. “Follow me,” he whispered +to the group of terrified Muggle-borns, who moved +forward in a huddle, shepherded by Ron and +Hermione. + + + +Page | 298 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s up, Albert?” said the same balding wizard +who had followed Harry out of the fireplace earlier. He +looked nervous. + + + +“This lot need to leave before you seal the exits,” said +Harry with all the authority he could muster. + +The group of wizards in front of him looked at one +another. + +“We’ve been told to seal all exits and not let anyone — + + + +“ Are you contradicting me?” Harry blustered. “Would +you like me to have your family tree examined, like I +had Dirk Cresswell’s?” + +“Sorry!” gasped the balding wizard, backing away. “I +didn’t mean nothing, Albert, but I thought ... I +thought they were in for questioning and ...” + +“Their blood is pure,” said Harry, and his deep voice +echoed impressively through the hall. “Purer than +many of yours, I daresay. Off you go,” he boomed to +the Muggle-borns, who scurried forward into the +fireplaces and began to vanish in pairs. The Ministry +wizards hung back, some looking confused, others +scared and resentful. Then: + +“Mary!” + +Mrs. Cattermole looked over her shoulder. The real +Reg Cattermole, no longer vomiting but pale and wan, +had just come running out of a lift. + +“R-Reg?” + +She looked from her husband to Ron, who swore +loudly. + +Page | 299 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The balding wizard gaped, his head turning +ludicrously from one Reg Cattermole to the other. + + + +“Hey — what’s going on? What is this?” + +“Seal the exit! SEAL IT!” + +Yaxley had burst out of another lift and was running +toward the group beside the fireplaces, into which all +of the Muggle-borns but Mrs. Cattermole had now +vanished. As the balding wizard lifted his wand, Harry +raised an enormous fist and punched him, sending +him flying through the air. + +“He’s been helping Muggle-borns escape, Yaxley!” +Harry shouted. + +The balding wizard’s colleagues set up an uproar, +under cover of which Ron grabbed Mrs. Cattermole, +pulled her into the still-open fireplace, and +disappeared. Confused, Yaxley looked from Harry to +the punched wizard, while the real Reg Cattermole +screamed, “My wife! Who was that with my wife? +What’s going on?” + +Harry saw Yaxley’s head turn, saw an inkling of the +truth dawn in that brutish face. + +“Come on!” Harry shouted at Hermione; he seized her +hand and they jumped into the fireplace together as +Yaxley’s curse sailed over Harry’s head. They spun for +a few seconds before shooting up out of a toilet into a +cubicle. Harry flung open the door; Ron was standing +there beside the sinks, still wrestling with Mrs. +Cattermole. + +“Reg, I don’t understand — ” + +“Let go, I’m not your husband, you’ve got to go home!” + +Page | 300 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a noise in the cubicle behind them; Harry +looked around; Yaxley had just appeared. + +“LET’S GO!” Harry yelled. He seized Hermione by the +hand and Ron by the arm and turned on the spot. + +Darkness engulfed them, along with the sensation of +compressing bands, but something was wrong. ... +Hermione ’s hand seemed to be sliding out of his grip. + + + +He wondered whether he was going to suffocate; he +could not breathe or see and the only solid things in +the world were Ron’s arm and Hermione ’s fingers, +which were slowly slipping away. . . . + +And then he saw the door of number twelve, +Grimmauld Place, with its serpent door knocker, but +before he could draw breath, there was a scream and +a flash of purple light; Hermione ’s hand was suddenly +vicelike upon his and everything went dark again. + + + +Page | 301 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE THIEF + +Harry opened his eyes and was dazzled by gold and +green; he had no idea what had happened, he only +knew that he was lying on what seemed to be leaves +and twigs. Struggling to draw breath into lungs that +felt flattened, he blinked and realized that the gaudy +glare was sunlight streaming through a canopy of +leaves far above him. Then an object twitched close to +his face. He pushed himself onto his hands and +knees, ready to face some small, fierce creature, but +saw that the object was Ron’s foot. Looking around, +Harry saw that they and Hermione were lying on a +forest floor, apparently alone. + +Harry’s first thought was of the Forbidden Forest, and +for a moment, even though he knew how foolish and +dangerous it would be for them to appear in the +grounds of Hogwarts, his heart leapt at the thought of +sneaking through the trees to Hagrid’s hut. However, +in the few moments it took for Ron to give a low groan +and Harry to start crawling toward him, he realized +that this was not the Forbidden Forest: The trees + + + +Page | 302 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +looked younger, they were more widely spaced, the +ground clearer. + + + +He met Hermione, also on her hands and knees, at +Ron’s head. The moment his eyes fell upon Ron, all +other concerns fled Harry’s mind, for blood drenched +the whole of Ron’s left side and his face stood out, +grayish- white, against the leaf-strewn earth. The +Polyjuice Potion was wearing off now: Ron was +halfway between Cattermole and himself in +appearance, his hair turning redder and redder as his +face drained of the little color it had left. + +“What’s happened to him?” + +“Splinched,” said Hermione, her fingers already busy +at Ron’s sleeve, where the blood was wettest and +darkest. + +Harry watched, horrified, as she tore open Ron’s +shirt. He had always thought of Splinching as +something comical, but this . . . His insides crawled +unpleasantly as Hermione laid bare Ron’s upper arm, +where a great chunk of flesh was missing, scooped +cleanly away as though by a knife. + +“Harry, quickly, in my bag, there’s a small bottle +labeled ‘Essence of Dittany’ — ” + +“Bag — right — ” + +Harry sped to the place where Hermione had landed, +seized the tiny beaded bag, and thrust his hand +inside it. At once, object after object began presenting +itself to his touch: He felt the leather spines of books, +woolly sleeves of jumpers, heels of shoes — + +“Quickly\” + +Page | 303 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He grabbed his wand from the ground and pointed it +into the depths of the magical bag. + +“Accio Dittany\” + +A small brown bottle zoomed out of the bag; he +caught it and hastened back to Hermione and Ron, +whose eyes were now half-closed, strips of white +eyeball all that were visible between his lids. + +“He’s fainted,” said Hermione, who was also rather +pale; she no longer looked like Mafalda, though her +hair was still gray in places. “Unstopper it for me, +Harry, my hands are shaking.” + +Harry wrenched the stopper off the little bottle, +Hermione took it and poured three drops of the potion +onto the bleeding wound. Greenish smoke billowed +upward and when it had cleared, Harry saw that the +bleeding had stopped. The wound now looked several +days old; new skin stretched over what had just been +open flesh. + +“Wow,” said Harry. + +“It’s all I feel safe doing,” said Hermione shakily. +“There are spells that would put him completely right, +but I daren’t try in case I do them wrong and cause +more damage. ... He’s lost so much blood already. ...” + +“How did he get hurt? I mean” — Harry shook his +head, trying to clear it, to make sense of whatever had +just taken place — “why are we here? I thought we +were going back to Grimmauld Place?” + +Hermione took a deep breath. She looked close to +tears. + + + +Page | 304 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, I don’t think we’re going to be able to go back +there.” + +“What d’you — ?” + +“As we Disapparated, Yaxley caught hold of me and I +couldn’t get rid of him, he was too strong, and he was +still holding on when we arrived at Grimmauld Place, +and then — well, I think he must have seen the door, +and thought we were stopping there, so he slackened +his grip and I managed to shake him off and I brought +us here instead!” + +“But then, where’s he? Hang on. ... You don’t mean +he’s at Grimmauld Place? He can’t get in there?” + +Her eyes sparkled with unshed tears as she nodded. + +“Harry, I think he can. I — I forced him to let go with +a Revulsion Jinx, but I’d already taken him inside the +Fidelius Charm’s protection. Since Dumbledore died, +we’re Secret-Keepers, so I’ve given him the secret, +haven’t I?” + +There was no pretending; Harry was sure she was +right. It was a serious blow. If Yaxley could now get +inside the house, there was no way that they could +return. Even now, he could be bringing other Death +Eaters in there by Apparition. Gloomy and oppressive +though the house was, it had been their one safe +refuge: even, now that Kreacher was so much happier +and friendlier, a kind of home. With a twinge of regret +that had nothing to do with food, Harry imagined the +house-elf busying himself over the steak-and-kidney +pie that Harry, Ron, and Hermione would never eat. + +“Harry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!” + + + +Page | 305 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t be stupid, it wasn’t your fault! If anything, it +was mine. ...” + +Harry put his hand in his pocket and drew out Mad- +Eye’s eye. Hermione recoiled, looking horrified. + +“Umbridge had stuck it to her office door, to spy on +people. I couldn’t leave it there ... but that’s how they +knew there were intruders.” + +Before Hermione could answer, Ron groaned and +opened his eyes. He was still gray and his face +glistened with sweat. + +“How d’you feel?” Hermione whispered. + +“Lousy,” croaked Ron, wincing as he felt his injured +arm. “Where are we?” + +“In the woods where they held the Quidditch World +Cup,” said Hermione. “I wanted somewhere enclosed, +undercover, and this was — ” + +“ — the first place you thought of,” Harry finished for +her, glancing around at the apparently deserted +glade. He could not help remembering what had +happened the last time they had Apparated to the +first place Hermione had thought of — how Death +Eaters had found them within minutes. Had it been +Legilimency? Did Voldemort or his henchmen know, +even now, where Hermione had taken them? + +“D’you reckon we should move on?” Ron asked Harry, +and Harry could tell by the look on Ron’s face that he +was thinking the same. + +“I dunno.” + + + +Page | 306 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron still looked pale and clammy. He had made no +attempt to sit up and it looked as though he was too +weak to do so. The prospect of moving him was +daunting. + +“Let’s stay here for now,” Harry said. + +Looking relieved, Hermione sprang to her feet. + +“Where are you going?” asked Ron. + +“If we’re staying, we should put some protective +enchantments around the place,” she replied, and +raising her wand, she began to walk in a wide circle +around Harry and Ron, murmuring incantations as +she went. Harry saw little disturbances in the +surrounding air: It was as if Hermione had cast a +heat haze upon their clearing. + +“Salvio Hexia ... Protego Totalum ... Repello Muggletum +... Muffliato ... You could get out the tent, Harry. ...” + +“Tent?” + +“In the bag!” + +“In the ... of course,” said Harry. + +He did not bother to grope inside it this time, but +used another Summoning Charm. The tent emerged +in a lumpy mass of canvas, rope, and poles. Harry +recognized it, partly because of the smell of cats, as +the same tent in which they had slept on the night of +the Quidditch World Cup. + +“I thought this belonged to that bloke Perkins at the +Ministry?” he asked, starting to disentangle the tent +pegs. + + + +Page | 307 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Apparently he didn’t want it back, his lumbago’s so +bad,” said Hermione, now performing complicated +figure-of-eight movements with her wand, “so Ron’s +dad said I could borrow it. ErectoV’ she added, +pointing her wand at the misshapen canvas, which in +one fluid motion rose into the air and settled, fully +constructed, onto the ground before Harry, out of +whose startled hands a tent peg soared, to land with +a final thud at the end of a guy rope. + +“ Cave Inimicum,” Hermione finished with a skyward +flourish. “That’s as much as I can do. At the very +least, we should know they’re coming, I can’t +guarantee it will keep out Vol — ” + +“Don’t say the name!” Ron cut across her, his voice +harsh. + +Harry and Hermione looked at each other. + +“I’m sorry,” Ron said, moaning a little as he raised +himself to look at them, “but it feels like a — a jinx or +something. Can’t we call him You-Know-Who — +please?” + +“Dumbledore said fear of a name — ” began Harry. + +“In case you hadn’t noticed, mate, calling You-Know- +Who by his name didn’t do Dumbledore much good in +the end,” Ron snapped back. “Just — just show You- +Know-Who some respect, will you?” + +“Respect?” Harry repeated, but Hermione shot him a +warning look; apparently he was not to argue with +Ron while the latter was in such a weakened +condition. + +Harry and Hermione half carried, half dragged Ron +through the entrance of the tent. The interior was + +Page | 308 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +exactly as Harry remembered it: a small flat, complete +with bathroom and tiny kitchen. He shoved aside an +old armchair and lowered Ron carefully onto the lower +berth of a bunk bed. Even this very short journey had +turned Ron whiter still, and once they had settled him +on the mattress he closed his eyes again and did not +speak for a while. + +“I’ll make some tea,” said Hermione breathlessly, +pulling kettle and mugs from the depths of her bag +and heading toward the kitchen. + +Harry found the hot drink as welcome as the +firewhisky had been on the night that Mad-Eye had +died; it seemed to burn away a little of the fear +fluttering in his chest. After a minute or two, Ron +broke the silence. + +“What d’you reckon happened to the Cattermoles?” + +“With any luck, they’ll have got away,” said Hermione, +clutching her hot mug for comfort. “As long as Mr. +Cattermole had his wits about him, he’ll have +transported Mrs. Cattermole by Side-Along- Apparition +and they’ll be fleeing the country right now with their +children. That’s what Harry told her to do.” + +“Blimey, I hope they escaped,” said Ron, leaning back +on his pillows. The tea seemed to be doing him good; +a little of his color had returned. “I didn’t get the +feeling Reg Cattermole was all that quick-witted, +though, the way everyone was talking to me when I +was him. God, I hope they made it. ... If they both end +up in Azkaban because of us ...” + +Harry looked over at Hermione and the question he +had been about to ask — about whether Mrs. +Cattermole ’s lack of a wand would prevent her +Apparating alongside her husband — died in his + +Page | 309 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +throat. Hermione was watching Ron fret over the fate +of the Cattermoles, and there was such tenderness in +her expression that Harry felt almost as if he had +surprised her in the act of kissing him. + +“So, have you got it?” Harry asked her, partly to +remind her that he was there. + +“Got — got what?” she said with a little start. + +“What did we just go through all that for? The locket! +Where’s the locket?” + +“ You got it?” shouted Ron, raising himself a little +higher on his pillows. “No one tells me anything! +Blimey, you could have mentioned it!” + +“Well, we were running for our lives from the Death +Eaters, weren’t we?” said Hermione. “Here.” + +And she pulled the locket out of the pocket of her +robes and handed it to Ron. + +It was as large as a chicken’s egg. An ornate letter S, +inlaid with many small green stones, glinted dully in +the diffused light shining through the tent’s canvas +roof. + +“There isn’t any chance someone’s destroyed it since +Kreacher had it?” asked Ron hopefully. “I mean, are +we sure it’s still a Horcrux?” + +“I think so,” said Hermione, taking it back from him +and looking at it closely. “There ’d be some sign of +damage if it had been magically destroyed.” + +She passed it to Harry, who turned it over in his +fingers. The thing looked perfect, pristine. He +remembered the mangled remains of the diary, and + +Page | 310 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +how the stone in the Horcrux ring had been cracked +open when Dumbledore destroyed it. + + + +“I reckon Kreacher’s right,” said Harry. “We’re going to +have to work out how to open this thing before we can +destroy it.” + +Sudden awareness of what he was holding, of what +lived behind the little golden doors, hit Harry as he +spoke. Even after all their efforts to find it, he felt a +violent urge to fling the locket from him. Mastering +himself again, he tried to prise the locket apart with +his fingers, then attempted the charm Hermione had +used to open Regulus’s bedroom door. Neither +worked. He handed the locket back to Ron and +Hermione, each of whom did their best, but were no +more successful at opening it than he had been. + +“Can you feel it, though?” Ron asked in a hushed +voice, as he held it tight in his clenched fist. + +“What d’you mean?” + +Ron passed the Horcrux to Harry. After a moment or +two, Harry thought he knew what Ron meant. Was it +his own blood pulsing through his veins that he could +feel, or was it something beating inside the locket, like +a tiny metal heart? + +“What are we going to do with it?” Hermione asked. + +“Keep it safe till we work out how to destroy it,” Harry +replied, and, little though he wanted to, he hung the +chain around his own neck, dropping the locket out +of sight beneath his robes, where it rested against his +chest beside the pouch Hagrid had given him. + +“I think we should take it in turns to keep watch +outside the tent,” he added to Hermione, standing up + +Page | 311 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and stretching. “And we’ll need to think about some +food as well. You stay there,” he added sharply, as +Ron attempted to sit up and turned a nasty shade of +green. + +With the Sneakoscope Hermione had given Harry for +his birthday set carefully upon the table in the tent, +Harry and Hermione spent the rest of the day sharing +the role of lookout. However, the Sneakoscope +remained silent and still upon its point all day, and +whether because of the protective enchantments and +Muggle-repelling charms Hermione had spread +around them, or because people rarely ventured this +way, their patch of wood remained deserted, apart +from occasional birds and squirrels. Evening brought +no change; Harry lit his wand as he swapped places +with Hermione at ten o’clock, and looked out upon a +deserted scene, noting the bats fluttering high above +him across the single patch of starry sky visible from +their protected clearing. + +He felt hungry now, and a little light-headed. + +Hermione had not packed any food in her magical +bag, as she had assumed that they would be +returning to Grimmauld Place that night, so they had +had nothing to eat except some wild mushrooms that +Hermione had collected from amongst the nearest +trees and stewed in a billycan. After a couple of +mouthfuls Ron had pushed his portion away, looking +queasy; Harry had only persevered so as not to hurt +Hermione ’s feelings. + +The surrounding silence was broken by odd rustlings +and what sounded like crackings of twigs: Harry +thought that they were caused by animals rather than +people, yet he kept his wand held tight at the ready. +His insides, already uncomfortable due to their +inadequate helping of rubbery mushrooms, tingled +with unease. + +Page | 312 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had thought that he would feel elated if they +managed to steal back the Horcrux, but somehow he +did not; all he felt as he sat looking out at the +darkness, of which his wand lit only a tiny part, was +worry about what would happen next. It was as +though he had been hurtling toward this point for +weeks, months, maybe even years, but now he had +come to an abrupt halt, run out of road. + +There were other Horcruxes out there somewhere, but +he did not have the faintest idea where they could be. +He did not even know what all of them were. +Meanwhile he was at a loss to know how to destroy +the only one that they had found, the Horcrux that +currently lay against the bare flesh of his chest. +Curiously, it had not taken heat from his body, but +lay so cold against his skin it might just have +emerged from icy water. From time to time Harry +thought, or perhaps imagined, that he could feel the +tiny heartbeat ticking irregularly alongside his own. + +Nameless forebodings crept upon him as he sat there +in the dark: He tried to resist them, push them away, +yet they came at him relentlessly. Neither can live +while the other survives. Ron and Hermione, now +talking softly behind him in the tent, could walk away +if they wanted to: He could not. And it seemed to +Harry as he sat there trying to master his own fear +and exhaustion, that the Horcrux against his chest +was ticking away the time he had left. ... Stupid idea, +he told himself, don’t think that. ... + +His scar was starting to prickle again. He was afraid +that he was making it happen by having these +thoughts, and tried to direct them into another +channel. He thought of poor Kreacher, who had +expected them home and had received Yaxley instead. +Would the elf keep silent or would he tell the Death +Eater everything he knew? Harry wanted to believe +Page | 313 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that Kreacher had changed toward him in the past +month, that he would be loyal now, but who knew +what would happen? What if the Death Eaters +tortured the elf? Sick images swarmed into Harry’s +head and he tried to push these away too, for there +was nothing he could do for Kreacher: He and +Hermione had already decided against trying to +summon him; what if someone from the Ministry +came too? They could not count on elfish Apparition +being free from the same flaw that had taken Yaxley +to Grimmauld Place on the hem of Hermione ’s sleeve. + +Harry’s scar was burning now. He thought that there +was so much they did not know: Lupin had been right +about magic they had never encountered or imagined. +Why hadn’t Dumbledore explained more? Had he +thought that there would be time; that he would live +for years, for centuries perhaps, like his friend Nicolas +Flamel? If so, he had been wrong. ... Snape had seen +to that. ... Snape, the sleeping snake, who had struck +at the top of the tower . . . + +And Dumbledore had fallen ... fallen ... + +“ Give it to me, Gregorovitch.” + +Harry’s voice was high, clear, and cold, his wand held +in front of him by a long-fingered white hand. The +man at whom he was pointing was suspended upside +down in midair, though there were no ropes holding +him; he swung there, invisibly and eerily bound, his +limbs wrapped about him, his terrified face, on a level +with Harry’s, ruddy due to the blood that had rushed +to his head. He had pure-white hair and a thick, +bushy beard: a trussed-up Father Christmas. + +“I have it not, I have it no more! It was, many years +ago, stolen from me!” + + + +Page | 314 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do not lie to Lord Voldemort, Gregorovitch. He +knows. ... He always knows.” + +The hanging man’s pupils were wide, dilated with +fear, and they seemed to swell, bigger and bigger until +their blackness swallowed Harry whole — + +And now Harry was hurrying along a dark corridor in +stout little Gregorovitch ’s wake as he held a lantern +aloft: Gregorovitch burst into the room at the end of +the passage and his lantern illuminated what looked +like a workshop; wood shavings and gold gleamed in +the swinging pool of light, and there on the window +ledge sat perched, like a giant bird, a young man with +golden hair. In the split second that the lantern’s light +illuminated him, Harry saw the delight upon his +handsome face, then the intruder shot a Stunning +Spell from his wand and jumped neatly backward out +of the window with a crow of laughter. + +And Harry was hurtling back out of those wide, +tunnellike pupils and Gregorovitch ’s face was stricken +with terror. + +“Who was the thief, Gregorovitch?” said the high cold +voice. + +“I do not know, I never knew, a young man — no ��� +please — PLEASE !” + +A scream that went on and on and then a burst of +green light — + +“ Harryl ” + +He opened his eyes, panting, his forehead throbbing. +He had passed out against the side of the tent, had +slid sideways down the canvas, and was sprawled on +the ground. He looked up at Hermione, whose bushy + +Page | 315 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hair obscured the tiny patch of sky visible through +the dark branches high above them. + +“Dream,” he said, sitting up quickly and attempting to +meet Hermione ’s glower with a look of innocence. +“Must’ve dozed off, sorry.” + +“I know it was your scar! I can tell by the look on your +face! You were looking into Vol — ” + +“Don’t say his name!” came Ron’s angry voice from +the depths of the tent. + +“Fine,” retorted Hermione. “You-Know-Who’s mind, +then!” + +“I didn’t mean it to happen!” Harry said. “It was a +dream! Can you control what you dream about, +Hermione?” + +“If you just learned to apply Occlumency — ” + +But Harry was not interested in being told off; he +wanted to discuss what he had just seen. + +“He’s found Gregorovitch, Hermione, and I think he’s +killed him, but before he killed him he read +Gregorovitch ’s mind and I saw — ” + +“I think I’d better take over the watch if you’re so tired +you’re falling asleep,” said Hermione coldly. + +“I can finish the watch!” + +“No, you’re obviously exhausted. Go and lie down.” + +She dropped down in the mouth of the tent, looking +stubborn. Angry, but wishing to avoid a row, Harry +ducked back inside. + +Page | 316 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron’s still-pale face was poking out from the lower +bunk; Harry climbed into the one above him, lay +down, and looked up at the dark canvas ceiling. After +several moments, Ron spoke in a voice so low that it +would not carry to Hermione, huddled in the +entrance. + +“What’s You-Know-Who doing?” + +Harry screwed up his eyes in the effort to remember +every detail, then whispered into the darkness. + +“He found Gregorovitch. He had him tied up, he was +torturing him.” + +“How’s Gregorovitch supposed to make him a new +wand if he’s tied up?” + +“I dunno. ... It’s weird, isn’t it?” + +Harry closed his eyes, thinking of all he had seen and +heard. The more he recalled, the less sense it made. + +... Voldemort had said nothing about Harry’s wand, +nothing about the twin cores, nothing about +Gregorovitch making a new and more powerful wand +to beat Harry’s. ... + +“He wanted something from Gregorovitch,” Harry +said, eyes still closed tight. “He asked him to hand it +over, but Gregorovitch said it had been stolen from +him ... and then ... then ...” + +He remembered how he, as Voldemort, had seemed to +hurtle through Gregorovitch ’s eyes, into his +memories. ... + +“He read Gregorovitch ’s mind, and I saw this young +bloke perched on a windowsill, and he fired a curse at +Gregorovitch and jumped out of sight. He stole it, he + +Page | 317 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +stole whatever You-Know-Who’s after. And I ... I think +I’ve seen him somewhere. ...” + +Harry wished he could have another glimpse of the +laughing boy’s face. The theft had happened many +years ago, according to Gregorovitch. Why did the +young thief look familiar? + +The noises of the surrounding woods were muffled +inside the tent; all Harry could hear was Ron’s +breathing. After a while, Ron whispered, “Couldn’t +you see what the thief was holding?” + +“No ... it must’ve been something small.” + +“Harry?” + +The wooden slats of Ron’s bunk creaked as he +repositioned himself in bed. + +“Harry, you don’t reckon You-Know-Who’s after +something else to turn into a Horcrux?” + +“I don’t know,” said Harry slowly. “Maybe. But +wouldn’t it be dangerous for him to make another +one? Didn’t Hermione say he had pushed his soul to +the limit already?” + +“Yeah, but maybe he doesn’t know that.” + +“Yeah ... maybe,” said Harry. + +He had been sure that Voldemort had been looking +for a way around the problem of the twin cores, sure +that Voldemort sought a solution from the old +wandmaker . . . and yet he had killed him, apparently +without asking him a single question about wandlore. + + + +Page | 318 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +What was Voldemort trying to find? Why, with the +Ministry of Magic and the Wizarding world at his feet, +was he far away, intent on the pursuit of an object +that Gregorovitch had once owned, and which had +been stolen by the unknown thief? + +Harry could still see the blond-haired youth’s face; it +was merry, wild; there was a Fred and George-ish air +of triumphant trickery about him. He had soared from +the windowsill like a bird, and Harry had seen him +before, but he could not think where. ... + +With Gregorovitch dead, it was the merry-faced thief +who was in danger now, and it was on him that +Harry’s thoughts dwelled, as Ron’s snores began to +rumble from the lower bunk and as he himself drifted +slowly into sleep once more. + + + +Page | 319 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE GOBLIN’S REVENGE + +Early next morning, before the other two were awake, +Harry left the tent to search the woods around them +for the oldest, most gnarled, and resilient-looking tree +he could find. There in its shadow he buried Mad-Eye +Moody’s eye and marked the spot by gouging a small +cross in the bark with his wand. It was not much, but +Harry felt that Mad-Eye would have much preferred +this to being stuck on Dolores Umbridge’s door. Then +he returned to the tent to wait for the others to wake, +and discuss what they were going to do next. + +Harry and Hermione felt that it was best not to stay +anywhere too long, and Ron agreed, with the sole +proviso that their next move took them within reach +of a bacon sandwich. Hermione therefore removed the +enchantments she had placed around the clearing, +while Harry and Ron obliterated all the marks and +impressions on the ground that might show they had +camped there. Then they Disapparated to the +outskirts of a small market town. + + + +Page | 320 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Once they had pitched the tent in the shelter of a +small copse of trees and surrounded it with freshly +cast defensive enchantments, Harry ventured out +under the Invisibility Cloak to find sustenance. This, +however, did not go as planned. He had barely +entered the town when an unnatural chill, a +descending mist, and a sudden darkening of the skies +made him freeze where he stood. + +“But you can make a brilliant Patronus!” protested +Ron, when Harry arrived back at the tent empty- +handed, out of breath, and mouthing the single word, +dementors. + +“I couldn’t ... make one,” he panted, clutching the +stitch in his side. “Wouldn’t ... come.” + +Their expressions of consternation and +disappointment made Harry feel ashamed. It had +been a nightmarish experience, seeing the dementors +gliding out of the mist in the distance and realizing, +as the paralyzing cold choked his lungs and a distant +screaming filled his ears, that he was not going to be +able to protect himself. It had taken all Harry’s +willpower to uproot himself from the spot and run, +leaving the eyeless dementors to glide amongst the +Muggles who might not be able to see them, but +would assuredly feel the despair they cast wherever +they went. + +“So we still haven’t got any food.” + +“Shut up, Ron,” snapped Hermione. “Harry, what +happened? Why do you think you couldn’t make your +Patronus? You managed perfectly yesterday!” + +“I don’t know.” + + + +Page | 321 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He sat low in one of Perkins’s old armchairs, feeling +more humiliated by the moment. He was afraid that +something had gone wrong inside him. Yesterday +seemed a long time ago: Today he might have been +thirteen years old again, the only one who collapsed +on the Hogwarts Express. + +Ron kicked a chair leg. + +“What?” he snarled at Hermione. “I’m starving! All I’ve +had since I bled half to death is a couple of +toadstools!” + +“You go and fight your way through the dementors, +then,” said Harry, stung. + +“I would, but my arm’s in a sling, in case you hadn’t +noticed!” + +“That’s convenient.” + +“And what’s that supposed to — ?” + +“Of course!” cried Hermione, clapping a hand to her +forehead and startling both of them into silence. +“Harry, give me the locket! Come on,” she said +impatiently, clicking her fingers at him when he did +not react, “the Horcrux, Harry, you’re still wearing it!” + +She held out her hands, and Harry lifted the golden +chain over his head. The moment it parted contact +with Harry’s skin he felt free and oddly light. He had +not even realized that he was clammy or that there +was a heavy weight pressing on his stomach until +both sensations lifted. + +“Better?” asked Hermione. + +“Yeah, loads better!” + +Page | 322 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry,” she said, crouching down in front of him and +using the kind of voice he associated with visiting the +very sick, “you don’t think you’ve been possessed, do +you?” + +“What? No!” he said defensively. “I remember +everything we’ve done while I’ve been wearing it. I +wouldn’t know what I’d done if I’d been possessed, +would I? Ginny told me there were times when she +couldn’t remember anything.” + +“Hmm,” said Hermione, looking down at the heavy +gold locket. “Well, maybe we ought not to wear it. We +can just keep it in the tent.” + +“We are not leaving that Horcrux lying around,” Harry +stated firmly. “If we lose it, if it gets stolen — ” + +“Oh, all right, all right,” said Hermione, and she +placed it around her own neck and tucked it out of +sight down the front of her shirt. “But we’ll take turns +wearing it, so nobody keeps it on too long.” + +“Great,” said Ron irritably, “and now we’ve sorted that +out, can we please get some food?” + +“Fine, but we’ll go somewhere else to find it,” said +Hermione with half a glance at Harry. “There’s no +point staying where we know dementors are swooping +around.” + +In the end they settled down for the night in a far- +flung field belonging to a lonely farm, from which they +had managed to obtain eggs and bread. + +“It’s not stealing, is it?” asked Hermione in a troubled +voice, as they devoured scrambled eggs on toast. “Not +if I left some money under the chicken coop?” + + + +Page | 323 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron rolled his eyes and said, with his cheeks bulging, + +“ ’Er-my-nee, ’oo worry ’oo much. ’Elax!” + +And, indeed, it was much easier to relax when they +were comfortably well fed: The argument about the +dementors was forgotten in laughter that night, and +Harry felt cheerful, even hopeful, as he took the first +of the three night watches. + +This was their first encounter with the fact that a full +stomach meant good spirits; an empty one, bickering +and gloom. Harry was least surprised by this, +because he had suffered periods of near starvation at +the Dursleys’. Hermione bore up reasonably well on +those nights when they managed to scavenge nothing +but berries or stale biscuits, her temper perhaps a +little shorter than usual and her silences rather dour. +Ron, however, had always been used to three +delicious meals a day, courtesy of his mother or of the +Hogwarts house-elves, and hunger made him both +unreasonable and irascible. Whenever lack of food +coincided with Ron’s turn to wear the Horcrux, he +became downright unpleasant. + +“So where next?” was his constant refrain. He did not +seem to have any ideas himself, but expected Harry +and Hermione to come up with plans while he sat and +brooded over the low food supplies. Accordingly Harry +and Hermione spent fruitless hours trying to decide +where they might find the other Horcruxes, and how +to destroy the one they had already got, their +conversations becoming increasingly repetitive as +they had no new information. + +As Dumbledore had told Harry that he believed +Voldemort had hidden the Horcruxes in places +important to him, they kept reciting, in a sort of +dreary litany, those locations they knew that +Voldemort had lived or visited. The orphanage where +Page | 324 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he had been born and raised; Hogwarts, where he had +been educated; Borgin and Burkes, where he had +worked after completing school; then Albania, where +he had spent his years of exile: These formed the +basis of their speculations. + +“Yeah, let’s go to Albania. Shouldn’t take more than +an afternoon to search an entire country,” said Ron +sarcastically. + +“There can’t be anything there. He’d already made five +of his Horcruxes before he went into exile, and +Dumbledore was certain the snake is the sixth,” said +Hermione. “We know the snake’s not in Albania, it’s +usually with Vol — ” + +“Didn’t I ask you to stop saying that?” + +“Fine! The snake is usually with You-Knotu-Who — +happy?” + +“Not particularly.” + +“I can’t see him hiding anything at Borgin and +Burkes,” said Harry, who had made this point many +times before, but said it again simply to break the +nasty silence. “Borgin and Burke were experts at +Dark objects, they would’ve recognized a Horcrux +straightaway.” + +Ron yawned pointedly. Repressing a strong urge to +throw something at him, Harry plowed on, “I still +reckon he might have hidden something at +Hogwarts.” + +Hermione sighed. + +“But Dumbledore would have found it, Harry!” + + + +Page | 325 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry repeated the argument he kept bringing out in +favor of this theory. + +“Dumbledore said in front of me that he never +assumed he knew all of Hogwarts’s secrets. I’m telling +you, if there was one place Vol — ” + +“Oi!” + + + +“YOU-KNOW-WHO, then!” Harry shouted, goaded +past endurance. “If there was one place that was +really important to You-Know-Who, it was Hogwarts!” + +“Oh, come on,” scoffed Ron. “His school?” + +“Yeah, his school! It was his first real home, the place +that meant he was special; it meant everything to +him, and even after he left — ” + +“This is You-Know-Who we’re talking about, right? + +Not you?” inquired Ron. He was tugging at the chain +of the Horcrux around his neck: Harry was visited by +a desire to seize it and throttle him. + +“You told us that You-Know-Who asked Dumbledore +to give him a job after he left,” said Hermione. + +“That’s right,” said Harry. + +“And Dumbledore thought he only wanted to come +back to try and find something, probably another +founder’s object, to make into another Horcrux?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. + +“But he didn’t get the job, did he?” said Hermione. “So +he never got the chance to find a founder’s object +there and hide it in the school!” + + + +Page | 326 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Okay, then,” said Harry, defeated. “Forget Hogwarts.” + +Without any other leads, they traveled into London +and, hidden beneath the Invisibility Cloak, searched +for the orphanage in which Voldemort had been +raised. Hermione stole into a library and discovered +from their records that the place had been +demolished many years before. They visited its site +and found a tower block of offices. + +“We could try digging in the foundations?” Hermione +suggested halfheartedly. + +“He wouldn’t have hidden a Horcrux here,” Harry +said. He had known it all along: The orphanage had +been the place Voldemort had been determined to +escape; he would never have hidden a part of his soul +there. Dumbledore had shown Harry that Voldemort +sought grandeur or mystique in his hiding places; +this dismal gray corner of London was as far removed +as you could imagine from Hogwarts or the Ministry +or a building like Gringotts, the Wizarding bank, with +its golden doors and marble floors. + +Even without any new ideas, they continued to move +through the countryside, pitching the tent in a +different place each night for security. Every morning +they made sure that they had removed all clues to +their presence, then set off to find another lonely and +secluded spot, traveling by Apparition to more woods, +to the shadowy crevices of cliffs, to purple moors, +gorse-covered mountainsides, and once a sheltered +and pebbly cove. Every twelve hours or so they +passed the Horcrux between them as though they +were playing some perverse, slow-motion game of +pass-the-parcel, where they dreaded the music +stopping because the reward was twelve hours of +increased fear and anxiety. + + + +Page | 327 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry’s scar kept prickling. It happened most often, +he noticed, when he was wearing the Horcrux. +Sometimes he could not stop himself reacting to the +pain. + +“What? What did you see?” demanded Ron, whenever +he noticed Harry wince. + +“A face,” muttered Harry, every time. “The same face. +The thief who stole from Gregorovitch.” + +And Ron would turn away, making no effort to hide +his disappointment. Harry knew that Ron was hoping +to hear news of his family or of the rest of the Order of +the Phoenix, but after all, he, Harry, was not a +television aerial; he could only see what Voldemort +was thinking at the time, not tune in to whatever took +his fancy. Apparently Voldemort was dwelling +endlessly on the unknown youth with the gleeful face, +whose name and whereabouts, Harry felt sure, +Voldemort knew no better than he did. As Harry’s +scar continued to burn and the merry, blond-haired +boy swam tantalizingly in his memory, he learned to +suppress any sign of pain or discomfort, for the other +two showed nothing but impatience at the mention of +the thief. He could not entirely blame them, when +they were so desperate for a lead on the Horcruxes. + +As the days stretched into weeks, Harry began to +suspect that Ron and Hermione were having +conversations without, and about, him. Several times +they stopped talking abruptly when Harry entered the +tent, and twice he came accidentally upon them, +huddled a little distance away, heads together and +talking fast; both times they fell silent when they +realized he was approaching them and hastened to +appear busy collecting wood or water. + + + +Page | 328 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could not help wondering whether they had +only agreed to come on what now felt like a pointless +and rambling journey because they thought he had +some secret plan that they would learn in due course. +Ron was making no effort to hide his bad mood, and +Harry was starting to fear that Hermione too was +disappointed by his poor leadership. In desperation +he tried to think of further Horcrux locations, but the +only one that continued to occur to him was +Hogwarts, and as neither of the others thought this at +all likely, he stopped suggesting it. + +Autumn rolled over the countryside as they moved +through it: They were now pitching the tent on +mulches of fallen leaves. Natural mists joined those +cast by the dementors; wind and rain added to their +troubles. The fact that Hermione was getting better at +identifying edible fungi could not altogether +compensate for their continuing isolation, the lack of +other people’s company, or their total ignorance of +what was going on in the war against Voldemort. + +“My mother,” said Ron one night, as they sat in the +tent on a riverbank in Wales, “can make good food +appear out of thin air.” + +He prodded moodily at the lumps of charred gray fish +on his plate. Harry glanced automatically at Ron’s +neck and saw, as he had expected, the golden chain +of the Horcrux glinting there. He managed to fight +down the impulse to swear at Ron, whose attitude +would, he knew, improve slightly when the time came +to take off the locket. + +“Your mother can’t produce food out of thin air,” said +Hermione. “No one can. Food is the first of the five +Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental +Transfigur — ” + + + +Page | 329 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, speak English, can’t you?” Ron said, prising a +fish bone out from between his teeth. + +“It’s impossible to make good food out of nothing! You +can Summon it if you know where it is, you can +transform it, you can increase the quantity if you’ve +already got some — ” + +“Well, don’t bother increasing this, it’s disgusting,” +said Ron. + +“Harry caught the fish and I did my best with it! I +notice I’m always the one who ends up sorting out the +food, because I’m a girl, I suppose!” + +“No, it’s because you’re supposed to be the best at +magic!” shot back Ron. + +Hermione jumped up and bits of roast pike slid off +her tin plate onto the floor. + +“ You can do the cooking tomorrow, Ron, you can find +the ingredients and try and charm them into +something worth eating, and I’ll sit here and pull +faces and moan and you can see how you — ” + +“Shut up!” said Harry, leaping to his feet and holding +up both hands. “Shut up now\” + +Hermione looked outraged. + +“How can you side with him, he hardly ever does the +cook — ” + +“Hermione, be quiet, I can hear someone!” + +He was listening hard, his hands still raised, warning +them not to talk. Then, over the rush and gush of the + + + +Page | 330 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dark river beside them, he heard voices again. He +looked around at the Sneakoscope. It was not moving. + +“You cast the Muffliato charm over us, right?” he +whispered to Hermione. + +“I did everything,” she whispered back, “Muffliato, +Muggle-Repelling and Disillusionment Charms, all of +it. They shouldn’t be able to hear or see us, whoever +they are.” + +Heavy scuffing and scraping noises, plus the sound of +dislodged stones and twigs, told them that several +people were clambering down the steep, wooded slope +that descended to the narrow bank where they had +pitched the tent. They drew their wands, waiting. The +enchantments they had cast around themselves +ought to be sufficient, in the near total darkness, to +shield them from the notice of Muggles and normal +witches and wizards. If these were Death Eaters, then +perhaps their defenses were about to be tested by +Dark Magic for the first time. + +The voices became louder but no more intelligible as +the group of men reached the bank. Harry estimated +that their owners were fewer than twenty feet away, +but the cascading river made it impossible to tell for +sure. Hermione snatched up the beaded bag and +started to rummage; after a moment she drew out +three Extendable Ears and threw one each to Harry +and Ron, who hastily inserted the ends of the flesh- +colored strings into their ears and fed the other ends +out of the tent entrance. + +Within seconds Harry heard a weary male voice. + +“There ought to be a few salmon in here, or d’you +reckon it’s too early in the season? Accio Salmon).” + + + +Page | 331 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There were several distinct splashes and then the +slapping sounds of fish against flesh. Somebody +grunted appreciatively. Harry pressed the Extendable +Ear deeper into his own: Over the murmur of the river +he could make out more voices, but they were not +speaking English or any human language he had ever +heard. It was a rough and unmelodious tongue, a +string of rattling, guttural noises, and there seemed to +be two speakers, one with a slightly lower, slower +voice than the other. + +A fire danced into life on the other side of the canvas; +large shadows passed between tent and flames. The +delicious smell of baking salmon wafted tantalizingly +in their direction. Then came the clinking of cutlery +on plates, and the first man spoke again. + +“Here, Griphook, Gornuk.” + +Goblins\ Hermione mouthed at Harry, who nodded. + +“Thank you,” said the goblins together in English. + +“So, you three have been on the run how long?” asked +a new, mellow, and pleasant voice; it was vaguely +familiar to Harry, who pictured a round-bellied, +cheerful-faced man. + +“Six weeks ... seven ... I forget,” said the tired man. +“Met up with Griphook in the first couple of days and +joined forces with Gornuk not long after. Nice to have +a bit of company.” There was a pause, while knives +scraped plates and tin mugs were picked up and +replaced on the ground. “What made you leave, Ted?” +continued the man. + +“Knew they were coming for me,” replied mellow- +voiced Ted, and Harry suddenly knew who he was: +Tonks’s father. “Heard Death Eaters were in the area + +Page | 332 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +last week and decided I’d better run for it. Refused to +register as a Muggle-born on principle, see, so I knew +it was a matter of time, knew I’d have to leave in the +end. My wife should be okay, she’s pure-blood. And +then I met Dean here, what, a few days ago, son?” + +“Yeah,” said another voice, and Harry, Ron, and +Hermione stared at each other, silent but beside +themselves with excitement, sure they recognized the +voice of Dean Thomas, their fellow Gryffindor. + +“Muggle-born, eh?” asked the first man. + +“Not sure,” said Dean. “My dad left my mum when I +was a kid. I’ve got no proof he was a wizard, though.” + +There was silence for a while, except for the sounds of +munching; then Ted spoke again. + +“I’ve got to say, Dirk, I’m surprised to run into you. +Pleased, but surprised. Word was you’d been caught.” + +“I was,” said Dirk. “I was halfway to Azkaban when I +made a break for it, Stunned Dawlish, and nicked his +broom. It was easier than you’d think; I don’t reckon +he’s quite right at the moment. Might be Confunded. + +If so, I’d like to shake the hand of the witch or wizard +who did it, probably saved my life.” + +There was another pause in which the fire crackled +and the river rushed on. Then Ted said, “And where +do you two fit in? I, er, had the impression the goblins +were for You-Know-Who, on the whole.” + +“You had a false impression,” said the higher-voiced +of the goblins. “We take no sides. This is a wizards’ +war.” + +“How come you’re in hiding, then?” + +Page | 333 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I deemed it prudent,” said the deeper-voiced goblin. +“Having refused what I considered an impertinent +request, I could see that my personal safety was in +jeopardy.” + +“What did they ask you to do?” asked Ted. + +“Duties ill-befitting the dignity of my race,” replied the +goblin, his voice rougher and less human as he said +it. “I am not a house-elf.” + +“What about you, Griphook?” + +“Similar reasons,” said the higher-voiced goblin. +“Gringotts is no longer under the sole control of my +race. I recognize no Wizarding master.” + +He added something under his breath in +Gobbledegook, and Gornuk laughed. + +“What’s the joke?” asked Dean. + +“He said,” replied Dirk, “that there are things wizards +don’t recognize, either.” + +There was a short pause. + +“I don’t get it,” said Dean. + +“I had my small revenge before I left,” said Griphook +in English. + +“Good man — goblin, I should say,” amended Ted +hastily. “Didn’t manage to lock a Death Eater up in +one of the old high-security vaults, I suppose?” + +“If I had, the sword would not have helped him break +out,” replied Griphook. Gornuk laughed again and +even Dirk gave a dry chuckle. + +Page | 334 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Dean and I are still missing something here,” said +Ted. + + + +“So is Severus Snape, though he does not know it,” +said Griphook, and the two goblins roared with +malicious laughter. Inside the tent Harry’s breathing +was shallow with excitement: He and Hermione stared +at each other, listening as hard as they could. + +“Didn’t you hear about that, Ted?” asked Dirk. “About +the kids who tried to steal Gryffindor’s sword out of +Snape ’s office at Hogwarts?” + +An electric current seemed to course through Harry, +jangling his every nerve as he stood rooted to the +spot. + +“Never heard a word,” said Ted. “Not in the Prophet, +was it?” + +“Hardly,” chortled Dirk. “Griphook here told me, he +heard about it from Bill Weasley who works for the +bank. One of the kids who tried to take the sword was +Bill’s younger sister.” + +Harry glanced toward Hermione and Ron, both of +whom were clutching the Extendable Ears as tightly +as lifelines. + +“She and a couple of friends got into Snape ’s office +and smashed open the glass case where he was +apparently keeping the sword. Snape caught them as +they were trying to smuggle it down the staircase.” + +“Ah, God bless ’em,” said Ted. “What did they think, +that they’d be able to use the sword on You-Know- +Who? Or on Snape himself?” + + + +Page | 335 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, whatever they thought they were going to do +with it, Snape decided the sword wasn’t safe where it +was,” said Dirk. “Couple of days later, once he’d got +the say-so from You-Know-Who, I imagine, he sent it +down to London to be kept in Gringotts instead.” + +The goblins started to laugh again. + +“I’m still not seeing the joke,” said Ted. + +“It’s a fake,” rasped Griphook. + +“The sword of Gryffindor!” + +“Oh yes. It is a copy — an excellent copy, it is true — +but it was Wizard-made. The original was forged +centuries ago by goblins and had certain properties +only goblin-made armor possesses. Wherever the +genuine sword of Gryffindor is, it is not in a vault at +Gringotts bank.” + +“I see,” said Ted. “And I take it you didn’t bother +telling the Death Eaters this?” + +“I saw no reason to trouble them with the +information,” said Griphook smugly, and now Ted and +Dean joined in Gornuk and Dirk’s laughter. + +Inside the tent, Harry closed his eyes, willing someone +to ask the question he needed answered, and after a +minute that seemed ten, Dean obliged; he was (Harry +remembered with a jolt) an ex-boyfriend of Ginny’s +too. + +“What happened to Ginny and the others? The ones +who tried to steal it?” + +“Oh, they were punished, and cruelly,” said Griphook +indifferently. + +Page | 336 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’re okay, though?” asked Ted quickly. “I mean, +the Weasleys don’t need any more of their kids +injured, do they?” + +“They suffered no serious injury, as far as I am +aware,” said Griphook. + +“Lucky for them,” said Ted. “With Snape’s track +record I suppose we should just be glad they’re still +alive.” + +“You believe that story, then, do you, Ted?” asked +Dirk. “You believe Snape killed Dumbledore?” + +“ ’Course I do,” said Ted. “You’re not going to sit there +and tell me you think Potter had anything to do with +it?” + + + +“Hard to know what to believe these days,” muttered +Dirk. + +“I know Harry Potter,” said Dean. “And I reckon he’s +the real thing — the Chosen One, or whatever you +want to call it.” + +“Yeah, there’s a lot would like to believe he’s that, +son,” said Dirk, “me included. But where is he? Run +for it, by the looks of things. You’d think, if he knew +anything we don’t, or had anything special going for +him, he’d be out there now fighting, rallying +resistance, instead of hiding. And you know, the +Prophet made a pretty good case against him — ” + +“The Prophet?” scoffed Ted. “You deserve to be lied to +if you’re still reading that muck, Dirk. You want the +facts, try the Quibbler.” + +There was a sudden explosion of choking and +retching, plus a good deal of thumping; by the sound + +Page | 337 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of it, Dirk had swallowed a fish bone. At last he +spluttered, “The Quibbler? That lunatic rag of Xeno +Lovegood’s?” + +“It’s not so lunatic these days,” said Ted. “You want to +give it a look. Xeno is printing all the stuff the +Prophet’s ignoring, not a single mention of Crumple- +Horned Snorkacks in the last issue. How long they’ll +let him get away with it, mind, I don’t know. But Xeno +says, front page of every issue, that any wizard who’s +against You-Know-Who ought to make helping Harry +Potter their number-one priority.” + +“Hard to help a boy who’s vanished off the face of the +earth,” said Dirk. + +“Listen, the fact that they haven’t caught him yet’s +one hell of an achievement,” said Ted. “I’d take tips +from him gladly; it’s what we’re trying to do, stay free, +isn’t it?” + +“Yeah, well, you’ve got a point there,” said Dirk +heavily. “With the whole of the Ministry and all their +informers looking for him I’d have expected him to be +caught by now. Mind, who’s to say they haven’t +already caught and killed him without publicizing it?” + +“Ah, don’t say that, Dirk,” murmured Ted. + +There was a long pause filled with more clattering of +knives and forks. When they spoke again it was to +discuss whether they ought to sleep on the bank or +retreat back up the wooded slope. Deciding the trees +would give better cover, they extinguished their fire, +then clambered back up the incline, their voices +fading away. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione reeled in the Extendable +Ears. Harry, who had found the need to remain silent + +Page | 338 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +increasingly difficult the longer they eavesdropped, +now found himself unable to say more than, “Ginny +— the sword — ” + +“I know!” said Hermione. + +She lunged for the tiny beaded bag, this time sinking +her arm in it right up to the armpit. + +“Here ... we ... are ...” she said between gritted teeth, +and she pulled at something that was evidently in the +depths of the bag. Slowly the edge of an ornate +picture frame came into sight. Harry hurried to help +her. As they lifted the empty portrait of Phineas +Nigellus free of Hermione’s bag, she kept her wand +pointing at it, ready to cast a spell at any moment. + +“If somebody swapped the real sword for the fake +while it was in Dumbledore’s office,” she panted, as +they propped the painting against the side of the tent, +“Phineas Nigellus would have seen it happen, he +hangs right beside the case!” + +“Unless he was asleep,” said Harry, but he still held +his breath as Hermione knelt down in front of the +empty canvas, her wand directed at its center, cleared +her throat, then said: + +“Er — Phineas? Phineas Nigellus?” + +Nothing happened. + +“Phineas Nigellus?” said Hermione again. “Professor +Black? Please could we talk to you? Please?” + +“ ‘Please’ always helps,” said a cold, snide voice, and +Phineas Nigellus slid into his portrait. At once, +Hermione cried: + + + +Page | 339 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Obscuro\” + + + +A black blindfold appeared over Phineas Nigellus’s +clever, dark eyes, causing him to bump into the frame +and shriek with pain. + +“What — how dare — what are you — ?” + +“I’m very sorry, Professor Black,” said Hermione, “but +it’s a necessary precaution!” + +“Remove this foul addition at once! Remove it, I say! +You are ruining a great work of art! Where am I? + +What is going on?” + +“Never mind where we are,” said Harry, and Phineas +Nigellus froze, abandoning his attempts to peel off the +painted blindfold. + +“Can that possibly be the voice of the elusive Mr. +Potter?” + +“Maybe,” said Harry, knowing that this would keep +Phineas Nigellus’s interest. “We’ve got a couple of +questions to ask you — about the sword of +Gryffindor.” + +“Ah,” said Phineas Nigellus, now turning his head this +way and that in an effort to catch sight of Harry, “yes. +That silly girl acted most unwisely there — ” + +“Shut up about my sister,” said Ron roughly. Phineas +Nigellus raised supercilious eyebrows. + +“Who else is here?” he asked, turning his head from +side to side. “Your tone displeases me! The girl and +her friends were foolhardy in the extreme. Thieving +from the headmaster!” + + + +Page | 340 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They weren’t thieving,” said Harry. “That sword isn’t +Snape’s.” + +“It belongs to Professor Snape’s school,” said Phineas +Nigellus. “Exactly what claim did the Weasley girl +have upon it? She deserved her punishment, as did +the idiot Longbottom and the Lovegood oddity!” + +“Neville is not an idiot and Luna is not an oddity!” +said Hermione. + +“Where am I?” repeated Phineas Nigellus, starting to +wrestle with the blindfold again. “Where have you +brought me? Why have you removed me from the +house of my forebears?” + +“Never mind that! How did Snape punish Ginny, +Neville, and Luna?” asked Harry urgently. + +“Professor Snape sent them into the Forbidden Forest, +to do some work for the oaf, Hagrid.” + +“Hagrid’s not an oaf!” said Hermione shrilly. + +“And Snape might’ve thought that was a +punishment,” said Harry, “but Ginny, Neville, and +Luna probably had a good laugh with Hagrid. The +Forbidden Forest ... they’ve faced plenty worse than +the Forbidden Forest, big deal!” + +He felt relieved; he had been imagining horrors, the +Cruciatus Curse at the very least. + +“What we really wanted to know, Professor Black, is +whether anyone else has, um, taken out the sword at +all? Maybe it’s been taken away for cleaning or — or +something?” + + + +Page | 341 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Phineas Nigellus paused again in his struggles to free +his eyes and sniggered. + +“ Muggle-borns,” he said. “Goblin-made armor does not +require cleaning, simple girl. Goblins’ silver repels +mundane dirt, imbibing only that which strengthens +it.” + +“Don’t call Hermione simple,” said Harry. + +“I grow weary of contradiction,” said Phineas Nigellus. +“Perhaps it is time for me to return to the +headmaster’s office?” + +Still blindfolded, he began groping the side of his +frame, trying to feel his way out of his picture and +back into the one at Hogwarts. Harry had a sudden +inspiration. + +“Dumbledore! Can’t you bring us Dumbledore?” + +“I beg your pardon?” asked Phineas Nigellus. + +“Professor Dumbledore’s portrait — couldn’t you bring +him along, here, into yours?” + +Phineas Nigellus turned his face in the direction of +Harry’s voice. + +“Evidently it is not only Muggle-borns who are +ignorant, Potter. The portraits of Hogwarts may +commune with each other, but they cannot travel +outside the castle except to visit a painting of +themselves hanging elsewhere. Dumbledore cannot +come here with me, and after the treatment I have +received at your hands, I can assure you that I shall +not be making a return visit!” + + + +Page | 342 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Slightly crestfallen, Harry watched Phineas redouble +his attempts to leave his frame. + +“Professor Black,” said Hermione, “couldn’t you just +tell us, please, when was the last time the sword was +taken out of its case? Before Ginny took it out, I +mean?” + +Phineas snorted impatiently. + +“I believe that the last time I saw the sword of +Gryffindor leave its case was when Professor +Dumbledore used it to break open a ring.” + +Hermione whipped around to look at Harry. Neither of +them dared say more in front of Phineas Nigellus, who +had at last managed to locate the exit. + +“Well, good night to you,” he said a little waspishly, +and he began to move out of sight again. Only the +edge of his hat brim remained in view when Harry +gave a sudden shout. + +“Wait! Have you told Snape you saw this?” + +Phineas Nigellus stuck his blindfolded head back into +the picture. + +“Professor Snape has more important things on his +mind than the many eccentricities of Albus +Dumbledore. Good-bye, Potter!” + +And with that, he vanished completely, leaving behind +him nothing but his murky backdrop. + +“Harry!” Hermione cried. + +“I know!” Harry shouted. Unable to contain himself, +he punched the air; it was more than he had dared to + +Page | 343 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hope for. He strode up and down the tent, feeling that +he could have run a mile; he did not even feel hungry +anymore. Hermione was squashing Phineas Nigellus’s +portrait back into the beaded bag; when she had +fastened the clasp she threw the bag aside and raised +a shining face to Harry. + +“The sword can destroy Horcruxes! Goblin-made +blades imbibe only that which strengthen them — +Harry, that sword’s impregnated with basilisk +venom!” + +“And Dumbledore didn’t give it to me because he still +needed it, he wanted to use it on the locket — ” + +“ — and he must have realized they wouldn’t let you +have it if he put it in his will — ” + +“ — so he made a copy — ” + +“ — and put a fake in the glass case — ” + +“ — and he left the real one — where?” + +They gazed at each other; Harry felt that the answer +was dangling invisibly in the air above them, +tantalizingly close. Why hadn’t Dumbledore told him? +Or had he, in fact, told Harry, but Harry had not +realized it at the time? + +“Think!” whispered Hermione. “Think! Where would +he have left it?” + +“Not at Hogwarts,” said Harry, resuming his pacing. + +“Somewhere in Hogsmeade?” suggested Hermione. + +“The Shrieking Shack?” said Harry. “Nobody ever goes +in there.” + +Page | 344 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But Snape knows how to get in, wouldn’t that be a +bit risky?” + +“Dumbledore trusted Snape,” Harry reminded her. + +“Not enough to tell him that he had swapped the +swords,” said Hermione. + +“Yeah, you’re right!” said Harry, and he felt even more +cheered at the thought that Dumbledore had had +some reservations, however faint, about Snape ’s +trustworthiness. “So, would he have hidden the sword +well away from Hogsmeade, then? What d’you reckon, +Ron? Ron?” + +Harry looked around. For one bewildered moment he +thought that Ron had left the tent, then realized that +Ron was lying in the shadow of a lower bunk, looking +stony. + +“Oh, remembered me, have you?” he said. + +“What?” + +Ron snorted as he stared up at the underside of the +upper bunk. + +“You two carry on. Don’t let me spoil your fun.” + +Perplexed, Harry looked to Hermione for help, but she +shook her head, apparently as nonplussed as he was. + +“What’s the problem?” asked Harry. + +“Problem? There’s no problem,” said Ron, still +refusing to look at Harry. “Not according to you, +anyway.” + + + +Page | 345 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There were several plunks on the canvas over their +heads. It had started to rain. + + + +“Well, you’ve obviously got a problem,” said Harry. +“Spit it out, will you?” + +Ron swung his long legs off the bed and sat up. He +looked mean, unlike himself. + +“All right, I’ll spit it out. Don’t expect me to skip up +and down the tent because there’s some other damn +thing we’ve got to find. Just add it to the list of stuff +you don’t know.” + +“I don’t know?” repeated Harry, “I don’t know?” + +Plunk, plunk, plunk. The rain was falling harder and +heavier; it pattered on the leaf-strewn bank all around +them and into the river chattering through the dark. +Dread doused Harry’s jubilation: Ron was saying +exactly what he had suspected and feared him to be +thinking. + +“It’s not like I’m not having the time of my life here,” +said Ron, “you know, with my arm mangled and +nothing to eat and freezing my backside off every +night. I just hoped, you know, after we’d been +running round a few weeks, we’d have achieved +something.” + +“Ron,” Hermione said, but in such a quiet voice that +Ron could pretend not to have heard it over the loud +tattoo the rain was now beating on the tent. + +“I thought you knew what you’d signed up for,” said +Harry. + +“Yeah, I thought I did too.” + +Page | 346 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So what part of it isn’t living up to your +expectations?” asked Harry. Anger was coming to his +defense now. “Did you think we’d be staying in five- +star hotels? Finding a Horcrux every other day? Did +you think you’d be back to Mummy by Christmas?” + +“We thought you knew what you were doing!” shouted +Ron, standing up, and his words pierced Harry like +scalding knives. “We thought Dumbledore had told +you what to do, we thought you had a real plan!” + +“Ron!” said Hermione, this time clearly audible over +the rain thundering on the tent roof, but again, he +ignored her. + +“Well, sorry to let you down,” said Harry, his voice +quite calm even though he felt hollow, inadequate. + +“I’ve been straight with you from the start, I told you +everything Dumbledore told me. And in case you +haven’t noticed, we’ve found one Horcrux — ” + +“Yeah, and we’re about as near getting rid of it as we +are to finding the rest of them — nowhere effing near, +in other words!” + +“Take off the locket, Ron,” Hermione said, her voice +unusually high. “Please take it off. You wouldn’t be +talking like this if you hadn’t been wearing it all day.” + +“Yeah, he would,” said Harry, who did not want +excuses made for Ron. “D’you think I haven’t noticed +the two of you whispering behind my back? D’you +think I didn’t guess you were thinking this stuff?” + +“Harry, we weren’t — ” + +“Don’t lie!” Ron hurled at her. “You said it too, you +said you were disappointed, you said you’d thought +he had a bit more to go on than — ” + +Page | 347 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t say it like that — Harry, I didn’t!” she cried. + + + +The rain was pounding the tent, tears were pouring +down Hermione’s face, and the excitement of a few +minutes before had vanished as if it had never been, a +short-lived firework that had flared and died, leaving +everything dark, wet, and cold. The sword of +Gryffindor was hidden they knew not where, and they +were three teenagers in a tent whose only +achievement was not, yet, to be dead. + +“So why are you still here?” Harry asked Ron. + +“Search me,” said Ron. + +“Go home then,” said Harry. + +“Yeah, maybe I will!” shouted Ron, and he took +several steps toward Harry, who did not back away. +“Didn’t you hear what they said about my sister? But +you don’t give a rat’s fart, do you, it’s only the +Forbidden Forest, Harry I’ve-Faced-Worse Potter +doesn’t care what happens to her in here — well, I do, +all right, giant spiders and mental stuff — ” + +“I was only saying — she was with the others, they +were with Hagrid — ” + +“Yeah, I get it, you don’t care! And what about the +rest of my family, ‘the Weasleys don’t need another +kid injured,’ did you hear that?” + +“Yeah, I — ” + +“Not bothered what it meant, though?” + +“Ron!” said Hermione, forcing her way between them. +“I don’t think it means anything new has happened, +anything we don’t know about; think, Ron, Bill’s + +Page | 348 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +already scarred, plenty of people must have seen that +George has lost an ear by now, and you’re supposed +to be on your deathbed with spattergroit, I’m sure +that’s all he meant — ” + +“Oh, you’re sure, are you? Right then, well, I won’t +bother myself about them. It’s all right for you two, +isn’t it, with your parents safely out of the way — ” + +“My parents are dead).” Harry bellowed. + +“And mine could be going the same way!” yelled Ron. + +“Then GO!” roared Harry. “Go back to them, pretend +you’ve got over your spattergroit and Mummy’ll be +able to feed you up and — ” + +Ron made a sudden movement: Harry reacted, but +before either wand was clear of its owner’s pocket, +Hermione had raised her own. + +“Protego\” she cried, and an invisible shield expanded +between her and Harry on the one side and Ron on +the other; all of them were forced backward a few +steps by the strength of the spell, and Harry and Ron +glared from either side of the transparent barrier as +though they were seeing each other clearly for the +first time. Harry felt a corrosive hatred toward Ron: +Something had broken between them. + +“Leave the Horcrux,” Harry said. + +Ron wrenched the chain from over his head and cast +the locket into a nearby chair. He turned to +Hermione. + +“What are you doing?” + +“What do you mean?” + +Page | 349 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Are you staying, or what?” + +“I ...” She looked anguished. “Yes — yes, I’m staying. +Ron, we said we’d go with Harry, we said we’d help — ” + +“I get it. You choose him.” + +“Ron, no — please — come back, come back!” + +She was impeded by her own Shield Charm; by the +time she had removed it he had already stormed into +the night. Harry stood quite still and silent, listening +to her sobbing and calling Ron’s name amongst the +trees. + +After a few minutes she returned, her sopping hair +plastered to her face. + +“He’s g-g-gone! Disapparated!” + +She threw herself into a chair, curled up, and started +to cry. + +Harry felt dazed. He stooped, picked up the Horcrux, +and placed it around his own neck. He dragged +blankets off Ron’s bunk and threw them over +Hermione. Then he climbed onto his own bed and +stared up at the dark canvas roof, listening to the +pounding of the rain. + + + +Page | 350 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +GODRIC’S HOLLOW + +When Harry woke the following day it was several +seconds before he remembered what had happened. +Then he hoped, childishly, that it had been a dream, +that Ron was still there and had never left. Yet by +turning his head on his pillow he could see Ron’s +deserted bunk. It was like a dead body in the way it +seemed to draw his eyes. Harry jumped down from +his own bed, keeping his eyes averted from Ron’s. +Hermione, who was already busy in the kitchen, did +not wish Harry good morning, but turned her face +away quickly as he went by. + +He’s gone, Harry told himself. He’s gone. He had to +keep thinking it as he washed and dressed, as though +repetition would dull the shock of it. He’s gone and +he’s not coming back. And that was the simple truth +of it, Harry knew, because their protective +enchantments meant that it would be impossible, +once they vacated this spot, for Ron to find them +again. + + + +Page | 351 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +He and Hermione ate breakfast in silence. Hermione ’s +eyes were puffy and red; she looked as if she had not +slept. They packed up their things, Hermione +dawdling. Harry knew why she wanted to spin out +their time on the riverbank; several times he saw her +look up eagerly, and he was sure she had deluded +herself into thinking that she heard footsteps through +the heavy rain, but no red-haired figure appeared +between the trees. Every time Harry imitated her, +looked around (for he could not help hoping a little, +himself) and saw nothing but rain-swept woods, +another little parcel of fury exploded inside him. He +could hear Ron saying, “ We thought you knew what +you were doing \” , and he resumed packing with a +hard knot in the pit of his stomach. + +The muddy river beside them was rising rapidly and +would soon spill over onto their bank. They had +lingered a good hour after they would usually have +departed their campsite. Finally having entirely +repacked the beaded bag three times, Hermione +seemed unable to find any more reasons to delay: She +and Harry grasped hands and Disapparated, +reappearing on a windswept heather-covered hillside. + +The instant they arrived, Hermione dropped Harry’s +hand and walked away from him, finally sitting down +on a large rock, her face on her knees, shaking with +what he knew were sobs. He watched her, supposing +that he ought to go and comfort her, but something +kept him rooted to the spot. Everything inside him felt +cold and tight: Again he saw the contemptuous +expression on Ron’s face. Harry strode off through the +heather, walking in a large circle with the distraught +Hermione at its center, casting the spells she usually +performed to ensure their protection. + +They did not discuss Ron at all over the next few +days. Harry was determined never to mention his + +Page | 352 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +name again, and Hermione seemed to know that it +was no use forcing the issue, although sometimes at +night when she thought he was sleeping, he would +hear her crying. Meanwhile Harry had started +bringing out the Marauder’s Map and examining it by +wandlight. He was waiting for the moment when +Ron’s labeled dot would reappear in the corridors of +Hogwarts, proving that he had returned to the +comfortable castle, protected by his status of +pureblood. However, Ron did not appear on the map, +and after a while Harry found himself taking it out +simply to stare at Ginny’s name in the girls’ +dormitory, wondering whether the intensity with +which he gazed at it might break into her sleep, that +she would somehow know he was thinking about her, +hoping that she was all right. + +By day, they devoted themselves to trying to +determine the possible locations of Gryffindor’s +sword, but the more they talked about the places in +which Dumbledore might have hidden it, the more +desperate and far-fetched their speculation became. +Cudgel his brains though he might, Harry could not +remember Dumbledore ever mentioning a place in +which he might hide something. There were moments +when he did not know whether he was angrier with +Ron or with Dumbledore. We thought you knew what +you were doing. . . . We thought Dumbledore had told +you what to do. . . . We thought you had a real plan\ + +He could not hide it from himself: Ron had been right. +Dumbledore had left him with virtually nothing. They +had discovered one Horcrux, but they had no means +of destroying it: The others were as unattainable as +they had ever been. Hopelessness threatened to +engulf him. He was staggered now to think of his own +presumption in accepting his friends’ offers to +accompany him on this meandering, pointless +journey. He knew nothing, he had no ideas, and he +Page | 353 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was constantly, painfully on the alert for any +indication that Hermione too was about to tell him +that she had had enough, that she was leaving. + +They were spending many evenings in near silence, +and Hermione took to bringing out Phineas Nigellus’s +portrait and propping it up in a chair, as though he +might fill part of the gaping hole left by Ron’s +departure. Despite his previous assertion that he +would never visit them again, Phineas Nigellus did not +seem able to resist the chance to find out more about +what Harry was up to, and consented to reappear, +blindfolded, every few days or so. Harry was even glad +to see him, because he was company, albeit of a snide +and taunting kind. They relished any news about +what was happening at Hogwarts, though Phineas +Nigellus was not an ideal informer. He venerated +Snape, the first Slytherin headmaster since he +himself had controlled the school, and they had to be +careful not to criticize or ask impertinent questions +about Snape, or Phineas Nigellus would instantly +leave his painting. + +However, he did let drop certain snippets. Snape +seemed to be facing a constant, low level of mutiny +from a hard core of students. Ginny had been banned +from going into Hogsmeade. Snape had reinstated +Umbridge’s old decree forbidding gatherings of three +or more students or any unofficial student societies. + +From all of these things, Harry deduced that Ginny, +and probably Neville and Luna along with her, had +been doing their best to continue Dumbledore’s Army. +This scant news made Harry want to see Ginny so +badly it felt like a stomachache; but it also made him +think of Ron again, and of Dumbledore, and of +Hogwarts itself, which he missed nearly as much as +his ex-girlfriend. Indeed, as Phineas Nigellus talked +about Snape ’s crackdown, Harry experienced a split +Page | 354 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +second of madness when he imagined simply going +back to school to join the destabilization of Snape’s +regime: Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other +people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful +prospect in the world at that moment. But then he +remembered that he was Undesirable Number One, +that there was a ten-thousand-Galleon price on his +head, and that to walk into Hogwarts these days was +just as dangerous as walking into the Ministry of +Magic. Indeed, Phineas Nigellus inadvertently +emphasized this fact by slipping in leading questions +about Harry and Hermione’s whereabouts. Hermione +shoved him back inside the beaded bag every time he +did this, and Phineas Nigellus invariably refused to +reappear for several days after these unceremonious +good-byes. + +The weather grew colder and colder. They did not +dare remain in any one area too long, so rather than +staying in the south of England, where a hard ground +frost was the worst of their worries, they continued to +meander up and down the country, braving a +mountainside, where sleet pounded the tent; a wide, +flat marsh, where the tent was flooded with chill +water; and a tiny island in the middle of a Scottish +loch, where snow half buried the tent in the night. + +They had already spotted Christmas trees twinkling +from several sitting room windows before there came +an evening when Harry resolved to suggest, again, +what seemed to him the only unexplored avenue left +to them. They had just eaten an unusually good meal: +Hermione had been to a supermarket under the +Invisibility Cloak (scrupulously dropping the money +into an open till as she left), and Harry thought that +she might be more persuadable than usual on a +stomach full of spaghetti Bolognese and tinned pears. +He had also had the foresight to suggest that they +take a few hours’ break from wearing the Horcrux, +Page | 355 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +which was hanging over the end of the bunk beside +him. + + + +“Hermione?” + +“Hmm?” She was curled up in one of the sagging +armchairs with The Tales of Beedle the Bard. He could +not imagine how much more she could get out of the +book, which was not, after all, very long; but evidently +she was still deciphering something in it, because +Spellman’s Syllabary lay open on the arm of the chair. + +Harry cleared his throat. He felt exactly as he had +done on the occasion, several years previously, when +he had asked Professor McGonagall whether he could +go into Hogsmeade, despite the fact that he had not +persuaded the Dursleys to sign his permission slip. + +“Hermione, I’ve been thinking, and — ” + +“Harry, could you help me with something?” + +Apparently she had not been listening to him. She +leaned forward and held out The Tales of Beedle the +Bard. + +“Look at that symbol,” she said, pointing to the top of +a page. Above what Harry assumed was the title of +the story (being unable to read runes, he could not be +sure) , there was a picture of what looked like a +triangular eye, its pupil crossed with a vertical line. + +“I never took Ancient Runes, Hermione.” + +“I know that, but it isn’t a rune and it’s not in the +syllabary, either. All along I thought it was a picture +of an eye, but I don’t think it is! It’s been inked in, +look, somebody’s drawn it there, it isn’t really part of +the book. Think, have you ever seen it before?” + +Page | 356 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No ... No, wait a moment.” Harry looked closer. “Isn’t +it the same symbol Luna’s dad was wearing round his +neck?” + + + +“Well, that’s what I thought too!” + +“Then it’s Grindelwald’s mark.” + +She stared at him, openmouthed. + +“What?” + +“Krum told me ...” + +He recounted the story that Viktor Krum had told him +at the wedding. Hermione looked astonished. + +“ Grindelwald’s mark?” + +She looked from Harry to the weird symbol and back +again. “I’ve never heard that Grindelwald had a mark. +There’s no mention of it in anything I’ve ever read +about him.” + +“Well, like I say, Krum reckoned that symbol was +carved on a wall at Durmstrang, and Grindelwald put +it there.” + +She fell back into the old armchair, frowning. + +“That’s very odd. If it’s a symbol of Dark Magic, what’s +it doing in a book of children’s stories?” + +“Yeah, it is weird,” said Harry. “And you’d think +Scrimgeour would have recognized it. He was +Minister, he ought to have been expert on Dark stuff.” + + + +Page | 357 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know. ... Perhaps he thought it was an eye, just like +I did. All the other stories have little pictures over the +titles.” + + + +She did not speak, but continued to pore over the +strange mark. Harry tried again. + +“Hermione?” + +“Hmm?” + +“I’ve been thinking. I — I want to go to Godric’s +Hollow.” + +She looked up at him, but her eyes were unfocused, +and he was sure she was still thinking about the +mysterious mark on the book. + +“Yes,” she said. “Yes, I’ve been wondering that too. I +really think we’ll have to.” + +“Did you hear me right?” he asked. + +“Of course I did. You want to go to Godric’s Hollow. I +agree, I think we should. I mean, I can’t think of +anywhere else it could be either. It’ll be dangerous, +but the more I think about it, the more likely it seems +it’s there.” + +“Er — what’s there?” asked Harry. + +At that, she looked just as bewildered as he felt. + +“Well, the sword, Harry! Dumbledore must have +known you’d want to go back there, and I mean, +Godric’s Hollow is Godric Gryffindor’s birthplace — ” + +“Really? Gryffindor came from Godric’s Hollow?” + +Page | 358 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, did you ever even open A History of Magic?” + + + +“Erm,” he said, smiling for what felt like the first time +in months: The muscles in his face felt oddly stiff. “I +might’ve opened it, you know, when I bought it ... just +the once. ...” + +“Well, as the village is named after him I’d have +thought you might have made the connection,” said +Hermione. She sounded much more like her old self +than she had done of late; Harry half expected her to +announce that she was off to the library. “There’s a +bit about the village in A History of Magic, wait ...” + +She opened the beaded bag and rummaged for a +while, finally extracting her copy of their old school +textbook, A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot, +which she thumbed through until finding the page +she wanted. + +“ ‘Upon the signature of the International Statute of +Secrecy in 1689, wizards went into hiding for good. It +was natural, perhaps, that they formed their own +small communities within a community. Many small +villages and hamlets attracted several magical +families, who banded together for mutual support and +protection. The villages of Tinworth in Cornwall, Upper +Flagley in Yorkshire, and Ottery St. Catchpole on the +south coast of England were notable homes to knots of +Wizarding families who lived alongside tolerant and +sometimes Confunded Muggles. Most celebrated of +these half-magical dwelling places is, perhaps, + +Godric’s Hollow, the West Country village where the +great wizard Godric Gryffindor was born, and where +Bowman Wright, Wizarding smith, forged the first +Golden Snitch. The graveyard is full of the names of +ancient magical families, and this accounts, no doubt, +for the stories of hauntings that have dogged the little +church beside it for many centuries.’ + +Page | 359 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You and your parents aren’t mentioned,” Hermione +said, closing the book, “because Professor Bagshot +doesn’t cover anything later than the end of the +nineteenth century. But you see? Godric’s Hollow, +Godric Gryffindor, Gryffindor’s sword; don’t you think +Dumbledore would have expected you to make the +connection?” + +“Oh yeah ...” + +Harry did not want to admit that he had not been +thinking about the sword at all when he suggested +they go to Godric’s Hollow. For him, the lure of the +village lay in his parents’ graves, the house where he +had narrowly escaped death, and in the person of +Bathilda Bagshot. + +“Remember what Muriel said?” he asked eventually. +“Who?” + +“You know,” he hesitated: He did not want to say +Ron’s name. “Ginny’s great-aunt. At the wedding. The +one who said you had skinny ankles.” + +“Oh,” said Hermione. It was a sticky moment: Harry +knew that she had sensed Ron’s name in the offing. +He rushed on: + +“She said Bathilda Bagshot still lives in Godric’s +Hollow.” + +“Bathilda Bagshot,” murmured Hermione, running +her index finger over Bathilda’s embossed name on +the front cover of A History of Magic. “Well, I suppose + + + +She gasped so dramatically that Harry’s insides +turned over; he drew his wand, looking around at the + +Page | 360 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +entrance, half expecting to see a hand forcing its way +through the entrance flap, but there was nothing +there. + +“What?” he said, half angry, half relieved. “What did +you do that for? I thought you’d seen a Death Eater +unzipping the tent, at least — ” + +“Harry, what if Bathilda’ s got the sword? What if +Dumbledore entrusted it to her?” + +Harry considered this possibility. Bathilda would be +an extremely old woman by now, and according to +Muriel, she was “gaga.” Was it likely that Dumbledore +would have hidden the sword of Gryffindor with her? + +If so, Harry felt that Dumbledore had left a great deal +to chance: Dumbledore had never revealed that he +had replaced the sword with a fake, nor had he so +much as mentioned a friendship with Bathilda. Now, +however, was not the moment to cast doubt on +Hermione’s theory, not when she was so surprisingly +willing to fall in with Harry’s dearest wish. + +“Yeah, he might have done! So, are we going to go to +Godric’s Hollow?” + +“Yes, but we’ll have to think it through carefully, +Harry.” She was sitting up now, and Harry could tell +that the prospect of having a plan again had lifted her +mood as much as his. “We’ll need to practice +Disapparating together under the Invisibility Cloak for +a start, and perhaps Disillusionment Charms would +be sensible too, unless you think we should go the +whole hog and use Polyjuice Potion? In that case we’ll +need to collect hair from somebody. I actually think +we’d better do that, Harry, the thicker our disguises +the better. ...” + + + +Page | 361 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry let her talk, nodding and agreeing whenever +there was a pause, but his mind had left the +conversation. For the first time since he had +discovered that the sword in Gringotts was a fake, he +felt excited. + +He was about to go home, about to return to the place +where he had had a family. It was in Godric’s Hollow +that, but for Voldemort, he would have grown up and +spent every school holiday. He could have invited +friends to his house. ... He might even have had +brothers and sisters. ... It would have been his +mother who had made his seventeenth birthday cake. +The life he had lost had hardly ever seemed so real to +him as at this moment, when he knew he was about +to see the place where it had been taken from him. +After Hermione had gone to bed that night, Harry +quietly extracted his rucksack from Hermione ’s +beaded bag, and from inside it, the photograph album +Hagrid had given him so long ago. For the first time in +months, he perused the old pictures of his parents, +smiling and waving up at him from the images, which +were all he had left of them now. + +Harry would gladly have set out for Godric’s Hollow +the following day, but Hermione had other ideas. +Convinced as she was that Voldemort would expect +Harry to return to the scene of his parents’ deaths, +she was determined that they would set off only after +they had ensured that they had the best disguises +possible. It was therefore a full week later — once +they had surreptitiously obtained hairs from innocent +Muggles who were Christmas shopping, and had +practiced Apparating and Disapparating while +underneath the Invisibility Cloak together — that +Hermione agreed to make the journey. + +They were to Apparate to the village under cover of +darkness, so it was late afternoon when they finally + +Page | 362 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +swallowed Polyjuice Potion, Harry transforming into a +balding, middle-aged Muggle man, Hermione into his +small and rather mousy wife. The beaded bag +containing all of their possessions (apart from the +Horcrux, which Harry was wearing around his neck) +was tucked into an inside pocket of Hermione ’s +buttoned-up coat. Harry lowered the Invisibility Cloak +over them, then they turned into the suffocating +darkness once again. + +Heart beating in his throat, Harry opened his eyes. +They were standing hand in hand in a snowy lane +under a dark blue sky, in which the night’s first stars +were already glimmering feebly. Cottages stood on +either side of the narrow road, Christmas decorations +twinkling in their windows. A short way ahead of +them, a glow of golden streetlights indicated the +center of the village. + +“All this snow!” Hermione whispered beneath the +cloak. “Why didn’t we think of snow? After all our +precautions, we’ll leave prints! We’ll just have to get +rid of them — you go in front, I’ll do it — ” + +Harry did not want to enter the village like a +pantomime horse, trying to keep themselves +concealed while magically covering their traces. + +“Let’s take off the Cloak,” said Harry, and when she +looked frightened, “Oh, come on, we don’t look like us +and there’s no one around.” + +He stowed the Cloak under his jacket and they made +their way forward unhampered, the icy air stinging +their faces as they passed more cottages: Any one of +them might have been the one in which James and +Lily had once lived or where Bathilda lived now. Harry +gazed at the front doors, their snow-burdened roofs, +and their front porches, wondering whether he +Page | 363 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +remembered any of them, knowing deep inside that it +was impossible, that he had been little more than a +year old when he had left this place forever. He was +not even sure whether he would be able to see the +cottage at all; he did not know what happened when +the subjects of a Fidelius Charm died. Then the little +lane along which they were walking curved to the left +and the heart of the village, a small square, was +revealed to them. + +Strung all around with colored lights, there was what +looked like a war memorial in the middle, partly +obscured by a windblown Christmas tree. There were +several shops, a post office, a pub, and a little church +whose stained-glass windows were glowing jewel- +bright across the square. + +The snow here had become impacted: It was hard and +slippery where people had trodden on it all day. +Villagers were crisscrossing in front of them, their +figures briefly illuminated by streetlamps. They heard +a snatch of laughter and pop music as the pub door +opened and closed; then they heard a carol start up +inside the little church. + +“Harry, I think it’s Christmas Eve!” said Hermione. + +“Is it?” + +He had lost track of the date; they had not seen a +newspaper for weeks. + +“I’m sure it is,” said Hermione, her eyes upon the +church. “They ... they’ll be in there, won’t they? Your +mum and dad? I can see the graveyard behind it.” + +Harry felt a thrill of something that was beyond +excitement, more like fear. Now that he was so near, +he wondered whether he wanted to see after all. + +Page | 364 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Perhaps Hermione knew how he was feeling, because +she reached for his hand and took the lead for the +first time, pulling him forward. Halfway across the +square, however, she stopped dead. + +“Harry, look!” + +She was pointing at the war memorial. As they had +passed it, it had transformed. Instead of an obelisk +covered in names, there was a statue of three people: +a man with untidy hair and glasses, a woman with +long hair and a kind, pretty face, and a baby boy +sitting in his mother’s arms. Snow lay upon all their +heads, like fluffy white caps. + +Harry drew closer, gazing up into his parents’ faces. +He had never imagined that there would be a statue. + +. . . How strange it was to see himself represented in +stone, a happy baby without a scar on his forehead. + + + +“C’mon,” said Harry, when he had looked his fill, and +they turned again toward the church. As they crossed +the road, he glanced over his shoulder; the statue had +turned back into the war memorial. + +The singing grew louder as they approached the +church. It made Harry’s throat constrict, it reminded +him so forcefully of Hogwarts, of Peeves bellowing +rude versions of carols from inside suits of armor, of +the Great Hall’s twelve Christmas trees, of +Dumbledore wearing a bonnet he had won in a +cracker, of Ron in a hand-knitted sweater. . . . + +There was a kissing gate at the entrance to the +graveyard. Hermione pushed it open as quietly as +possible and they edged through it. On either side of +the slippery path to the church doors, the snow lay +deep and untouched. They moved off through the +Page | 365 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +snow, carving deep trenches behind them as they +walked around the building, keeping to the shadows +beneath the brilliant windows. + +Behind the church, row upon row of snowy +tombstones protruded from a blanket of pale blue +that was flecked with dazzling red, gold, and green +wherever the reflections from the stained glass hit the +snow. Keeping his hand closed tightly on the wand in +his jacket pocket, Harry moved toward the nearest +grave. + +“Look at this, it’s an Abbott, could be some long-lost +relation of Hannah’s!” + +“Keep your voice down,” Hermione begged him. + +They waded deeper and deeper into the graveyard, +gouging dark tracks into the snow behind them, +stooping to peer at the words on old headstones, +every now and then squinting into the surrounding +darkness to make absolutely sure that they were +unaccompanied . + +“Harry, here!” + +Hermione was two rows of tombstones away; he had +to wade back to her, his heart positively banging in +his chest. + +“Is it — ?” + + + +“No, but look!” + +She pointed to the dark stone. Harry stooped down +and saw, upon the frozen, lichen-spotted granite, the +words KENDRA DUMBLEDORE and, a short way +below her dates of birth and death, AND HER +DAUGHTER ARIANA. There was also a quotation: +Page | 366 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. + + + +So Rita Skeeter and Muriel had got some of their facts +right. The Dumbledore family had indeed lived here, +and part of it had died here. + +Seeing the grave was worse than hearing about it. +Harry could not help thinking that he and +Dumbledore both had deep roots in this graveyard, +and that Dumbledore ought to have told him so, yet +he had never thought to share the connection. They +could have visited the place together; for a moment +Harry imagined coming here with Dumbledore, of +what a bond that would have been, of how much it +would have meant to him. But it seemed that to +Dumbledore, the fact that their families lay side by +side in the same graveyard had been an unimportant +coincidence, irrelevant, perhaps, to the job he wanted +Harry to do. + +Hermione was looking at Harry, and he was glad that +his face was hidden in shadow. He read the words on +the tombstone again. Where your treasure is, there +will your heart be also. He did not understand what +these words meant. Surely Dumbledore had chosen +them, as the eldest member of the family once his +mother had died. + +“Are you sure he never mentioned — ?” Hermione +began. + +“No,” said Harry curtly, then, “let’s keep looking,” and +he turned away, wishing he had not seen the stone: + +He did not want his excited trepidation tainted with +resentment. + +“Here!” cried Hermione again a few moments later +from out of the darkness. “Oh no, sorry! I thought it +said Potter.” + +Page | 367 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She was rubbing at a crumbling, mossy stone, gazing +down at it, a little frown on her face. + + + +“Harry, come back a moment.” + +He did not want to be sidetracked again, and only +grudgingly made his way back through the snow +toward her. + +“What?” + +“Look at this!” + +The grave was extremely old, weathered so that Harry +could hardly make out the name. Hermione showed +him the symbol beneath it. + +“Harry, that’s the mark in the book!” + +He peered at the place she indicated: The stone was +so worn that it was hard to make out what was +engraved there, though there did seem to be a +triangular mark beneath the nearly illegible name. + +“Yeah ... it could be. ...” + +Hermione lit her wand and pointed it at the name on +the headstone. + +“It says Ig — Ignotus, I think. ...” + +“I’m going to keep looking for my parents, all right?” +Harry told her, a slight edge to his voice, and he set +off again, leaving her crouched beside the old grave. + +Every now and then he recognized a surname that, +like Abbott, he had met at Hogwarts. Sometimes there +were several generations of the same Wizarding family +represented in the graveyard: Harry could tell from + +Page | 368 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the dates that it had either died out, or the current +members had moved away from Godric’s Hollow. +Deeper and deeper amongst the graves he went, and +every time he reached a new headstone he felt a little +lurch of apprehension and anticipation. + +The darkness and the silence seemed to become, all of +a sudden, much deeper. Harry looked around, +worried, thinking of dementors, then realized that the +carols had finished, that the chatter and flurry of +churchgoers were fading away as they made their way +back into the square. Somebody inside the church +had just turned off the lights. + +Then Hermione’s voice came out of the blackness for +the third time, sharp and clear from a few yards +away. + +“Harry, they’re here ... right here.” + +And he knew by her tone that it was his mother and +father this time: He moved toward her, feeling as if +something heavy were pressing on his chest, the +same sensation he had had right after Dumbledore +had died, a grief that had actually weighed on his +heart and lungs. + +The headstone was only two rows behind Kendra and +Ariana’s. It was made of white marble, just like +Dumbledore’s tomb, and this made it easy to read, as +it seemed to shine in the dark. Harry did not need to +kneel or even approach very close to it to make out +the words engraved upon it. + +JAMES POTTER +BORN 27 MARCH 1960 + +LILY POTTER + +BORN 30 JANUARY 1960 + +Page | 369 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +DIED 31 OCTOBER 1981 + + + +The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death. + +Harry read the words slowly, as though he would +have only one chance to take in their meaning, and +he read the last of them aloud. + +“ The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’...” + +A horrible thought came to him, and with it a kind of +panic. “Isn’t that a Death Eater idea? Why is that +there?” + +“It doesn’t mean defeating death in the way the Death +Eaters mean it, Harry,” said Hermione, her voice +gentle. “It means ... you know ... living beyond death. +Living after death.” + +But they were not living, thought Harry: They were +gone. The empty words could not disguise the fact +that his parents’ moldering remains lay beneath snow +and stone, indifferent, unknowing. And tears came +before he could stop them, boiling hot then instantly +freezing on his face, and what was the point in wiping +them off or pretending? He let them fall, his lips +pressed hard together, looking down at the thick +snow hiding from his eyes the place where the last of +Lily and James lay, bones now, surely, or dust, not +knowing or caring that their living son stood so near, +his heart still beating, alive because of their sacrifice +and close to wishing, at this moment, that he was +sleeping under the snow with them. + +Hermione had taken his hand again and was gripping +it tightly. He could not look at her, but returned the +pressure, now taking deep, sharp gulps of the night +air, trying to steady himself, trying to regain control. +He should have brought something to give them, and +he had not thought of it, and every plant in the +Page | 370 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +graveyard was leafless and frozen. But Hermione +raised her wand, moved it in a circle through the air, +and a wreath of Christmas roses blossomed before +them. Harry caught it and laid it on his parents’ +grave. + +As soon as he stood up he wanted to leave: He did not +think he could stand another moment there. He put +his arm around Hermione’s shoulders, and she put +hers around his waist, and they turned in silence and +walked away through the snow, past Dumbledore’s +mother and sister, back toward the dark church and +the out-of-sight kissing gate. + + + +Page | 371 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +BATHILDA’S SECRET + +“Harry, stop.” + +“What’s wrong?” + +They had only just reached the grave of the unknown +Abbott. + +“There’s someone there. Someone watching us. I can +tell. There, over by the bushes.” + +They stood quite still, holding on to each other, gazing +at the dense black boundary of the graveyard. Harry +could not see anything. + +“Are you sure?” + +“I saw something move, I could have sworn I did. ...” +She broke from him to free her wand arm. + +“We look like Muggles,” Harry pointed out. + + + +Page | 372 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Muggles who ’ve just been laying flowers on your +parents’ grave! Harry, I’m sure there’s someone over +there!” + + + +Harry thought of A History of Magic ; the graveyard +was supposed to be haunted: what if — ? But then he +heard a rustle and saw a little eddy of dislodged snow +in the bush to which Hermione had pointed. Ghosts +could not move snow. + +“It’s a cat,” said Harry, after a second or two, “or a +bird. If it was a Death Eater we’d be dead by now. But +let’s get out of here, and we can put the Cloak back +on.” + +They glanced back repeatedly as they made their way +out of the graveyard. Harry, who did not feel as +sanguine as he had pretended when reassuring +Hermione, was glad to reach the gate and the slippery +pavement. They pulled the Invisibility Cloak back over +themselves. The pub was fuller than before: Many +voices inside it were now singing the carol that they +had heard as they approached the church. For a +moment Harry considered suggesting they take refuge +inside it, but before he could say anything Hermione +murmured, “Let’s go this way,” and pulled him down +the dark street leading out of the village in the +opposite direction from which they had entered. Harry +could make out the point where the cottages ended +and the lane turned into open country again. They +walked as quickly as they dared, past more windows +sparkling with multicolored lights, the outlines of +Christmas trees dark through the curtains. + +“How are we going to find Bathilda’s house?” asked +Hermione, who was shivering a little and kept +glancing back over her shoulder. “Harry? What do you +think? Harry?” + +Page | 373 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She tugged at his arm, but Harry was not paying +attention. He was looking toward the dark mass that +stood at the very end of this row of houses. Next +moment he had sped up, dragging Hermione along +with him; she slipped a little on the ice. + +“Harry — ” + +“Look. ... Look at it, Hermione. ...” + +“I don’t ... oh!” + +He could see it; the Fidelius Charm must have died +with James and Lily. The hedge had grown wild in the +sixteen years since Hagrid had taken Harry from the +rubble that lay scattered amongst the waist-high +grass. Most of the cottage was still standing, though +entirely covered in dark ivy and snow, but the right +side of the top floor had been blown apart; that, Harry +was sure, was where the curse had backfired. He and +Hermione stood at the gate, gazing up at the wreck of +what must once have been a cottage just like those +that flanked it. + +“I wonder why nobody’s ever rebuilt it?” whispered +Hermione. + +“Maybe you can’t rebuild it?” Harry replied. “Maybe +it’s like the injuries from Dark Magic and you can’t +repair the damage?” + +He slipped a hand from beneath the Cloak and +grasped the snowy and thickly rusted gate, not +wishing to open it, but simply to hold some part of the +house. + +“You’re not going to go inside? It looks unsafe, it +might — oh, Harry, look!” + + + +Page | 374 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His touch on the gate seemed to have done it. A sign +had risen out of the ground in front of them, up +through the tangles of nettles and weeds, like some +bizarre, fast-growing flower, and in golden letters +upon the wood it said: + + + +On this spot, on the night of 31 October 1 981, Lily and +James Potter lost their lives. Their son, Harry, remains +the only wizard ever to have survived the Killing Curse. +This house, invisible to Muggles, has been left in its +ruined state as a monument to the Potters and as a +reminder of the violence that tore apart their family. + +And all around these neatly lettered words, scribbles +had been added by other witches and wizards who +had come to see the place where the Boy Who Lived +had escaped. Some had merely signed their names in +Everlasting Ink; others had carved their initials into +the wood, still others had left messages. The most +recent of these, shining brightly over sixteen years’ +worth of magical graffiti, all said similar things. + +Good luck, Harry, wherever you are. + +If you read this, Harry, we’re all behind you! + +Long live Harry Potter. + +“They shouldn’t have written on the sign!” said +Hermione, indignant. + +But Harry beamed at her. + +“It’s brilliant. I’m glad they did. I ...” + +He broke off. A heavily muffled figure was hobbling up +the lane toward them, silhouetted by the bright lights + +Page | 375 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +in the distant square. Harry thought, though it was +hard to judge, that the figure was a woman. She was +moving slowly, possibly frightened of slipping on the +snowy ground. Her stoop, her stoutness, her shuffling +gait all gave an impression of extreme age. They +watched in silence as she drew nearer. Harry was +waiting to see whether she would turn into any of the +cottages she was passing, but he knew instinctively +that she would not. At last she came to a halt a few +yards from them and simply stood there in the middle +of the frozen road, facing them. + +He did not need Hermione’s pinch to his arm. There +was next to no chance that this woman was a Muggle: +She was standing there gazing at a house that ought +to have been completely invisible to her, if she was +not a witch. Even assuming that she was a witch, +however, it was odd behavior to come out on a night +this cold, simply to look at an old ruin. By all the +rules of normal magic, meanwhile, she ought not to +be able to see Hermione and him at all. Nevertheless, +Harry had the strangest feeling that she knew that +they were there, and also who they were. Just as he +had reached this uneasy conclusion, she raised a +gloved hand and beckoned. + +Hermione moved closer to him under the Cloak, her +arm pressed against his. + +“How does she know?” + +He shook his head. The woman beckoned again, more +vigorously. Harry could think of many reasons not to +obey the summons, and yet his suspicions about her +identity were growing stronger every moment that +they stood facing each other in the deserted street. + +Was it possible that she had been waiting for them all +these long months? That Dumbledore had told her to + +Page | 376 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +wait, and that Harry would come in the end? Was it +not likely that it was she who had moved in the +shadows in the graveyard and had followed them to +this spot? Even her ability to sense them suggested +some Dumbledore-ish power that he had never +encountered before. + +Finally Harry spoke, causing Hermione to gasp and +jump. + +“Are you Bathilda?” + +The muffled figure nodded and beckoned again. + +Beneath the Cloak Harry and Hermione looked at +each other. Harry raised his eyebrows; Hermione gave +a tiny, nervous nod. + +They stepped toward the woman and, at once, she +turned and hobbled off back the way they had come. +Leading them past several houses, she turned in at a +gate. They followed her up the front path through a +garden nearly as overgrown as the one they had just +left. She fumbled for a moment with a key at the front +door, then opened it and stepped back to let them +pass. + +She smelled bad, or perhaps it was her house: Harry +wrinkled his nose as they sidled past her and pulled +off the Cloak. Now that he was beside her, he realized +how tiny she was; bowed down with age, she came +barely level with his chest. She closed the door behind +them, her knuckles blue and mottled against the +peeling paint, then turned and peered into Harry’s +face. Her eyes were thick with cataracts and sunken +into folds of transparent skin, and her whole face was +dotted with broken veins and liver spots. He +wondered whether she could make him out at all; + + + +Page | 377 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +even if she could, it was the balding Muggle whose +identity he had stolen that she would see. + +The odor of old age, of dust, of unwashed clothes and +stale food intensified as she unwound a moth-eaten +black shawl, revealing a head of scant white hair +through which the scalp showed clearly. + +“Bathilda?” Harry repeated. + +She nodded again. Harry became aware of the locket +against his skin; the thing inside it that sometimes +ticked or beat had woken; he could feel it pulsing +through the cold gold. Did it know, could it sense, +that the thing that would destroy it was near? + +Bathilda shuffled past them, pushing Hermione aside +as though she had not seen her, and vanished into +what seemed to be a sitting room. + +“Harry, I’m not sure about this,” breathed Hermione. + +“Look at the size of her; I think we could overpower +her if we had to,” said Harry. “Listen, I should have +told you, I knew she wasn’t all there. Muriel called her +‘gaga.’ ” + +“Come!” called Bathilda from the next room. + +Hermione jumped and clutched Harry’s arm. + +“It’s okay,” said Harry reassuringly, and he led the +way into the sitting room. + +Bathilda was tottering around the place lighting +candles, but it was still very dark, not to mention +extremely dirty. Thick dust crunched beneath their +feet, and Harry’s nose detected, underneath the dank +and mildewed smell, something worse, like meat gone +Page | 378 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +bad. He wondered when was the last time anyone had +been inside Bathilda’s house to check whether she +was coping. She seemed to have forgotten that she +could do magic, too, for she lit the candles clumsily +by hand, her trailing lace cuff in constant danger of +catching fire. + +“Let me do that,” offered Harry, and he took the +matches from her. She stood watching him as he +finished lighting the candle stubs that stood on +saucers around the room, perched precariously on +stacks of books and on side tables crammed with +cracked and moldy cups. + +The last surface on which Harry spotted a candle was +a bow-fronted chest of drawers on which there stood +a large number of photographs. When the flame +danced into life, its reflection wavered on their dusty +glass and silver. He saw a few tiny movements from +the pictures. As Bathilda fumbled with logs for the +fire, he muttered “ Tergeo ”: The dust vanished from +the photographs, and he saw at once that half a +dozen were missing from the largest and most ornate +frames. He wondered whether Bathilda or somebody +else had removed them. Then the sight of a +photograph near the back of the collection caught his +eye, and he snatched it up. + +It was the golden-haired, merry-faced thief, the young +man who had perched on Gregorovitch’s windowsill, +smiling lazily up at Harry out of the silver frame. And +it came to Harry instantly where he had seen the boy +before: in The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore, arm +in arm with the teenage Dumbledore, and that must +be where all the missing photographs were: in Rita’s +book. + +“Mrs. — Miss — Bagshot?” he said, and his voice +shook slightly. “Who is this?” + +Page | 379 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Bathilda was standing in the middle of the room +watching Hermione light the fire for her. + +“Miss Bagshot?” Harry repeated, and he advanced +with the picture in his hands as the flames burst into +life in the fireplace. Bathilda looked up at his voice, +and the Horcrux beat faster upon his chest. + +“Who is this person?” Harry asked her, pushing the +picture forward. + +She peered at it solemnly, then up at Harry. + +“Do you know who this is?” he repeated in a much +slower and louder voice than usual. “This man? Do +you know him? What’s he called?” + +Bathilda merely looked vague. Harry felt an awful +frustration. How had Rita Skeeter unlocked Bathilda’s +memories? + +“Who is this man?” he repeated loudly. + +“Harry, what are you doing?” asked Hermione. + +“This picture, Hermione, it’s the thief, the thief who +stole from Gregorovitch! Please!” he said to Bathilda. +“Who is this?” + +But she only stared at him. + +“Why did you ask us to come with you, Mrs. — Miss +— Bagshot?” asked Hermione, raising her own voice. +“Was there something you wanted to tell us?” + +Giving no sign that she had heard Hermione, Bathilda +now shuffled a few steps closer to Harry. With a little +jerk of her head she looked back into the hall. + + + +Page | 380 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You want us to leave?” he asked. + + + +She repeated the gesture, this time pointing firstly at +him, then at herself, then at the ceiling. + +“Oh, right ... Hermione, I think she wants me to go +upstairs with her.” + +“All right,” said Hermione, “let’s go.” + +But when Hermione moved, Bathilda shook her head +with surprising vigor, once more pointing first at +Harry, then to herself. + +“She wants me to go with her, alone.” + +“Why?” asked Hermione, and her voice rang out sharp +and clear in the candlelit room; the old lady shook her +head a little at the loud noise. + +“Maybe Dumbledore told her to give the sword to me, +and only to me?” + +“Do you really think she knows who you are?” + +“Yes,” said Harry, looking down into the milky eyes +fixed upon his own, “I think she does.” + +“Well, okay then, but be quick, Harry.” + +“Lead the way,” Harry told Bathilda. + +She seemed to understand, because she shuffled +around him toward the door. Harry glanced back at +Hermione with a reassuring smile, but he was not +sure she had seen it; she stood hugging herself in the +midst of the candlelit squalor, looking toward the +bookcase. As Harry walked out of the room, unseen +by both Hermione and Bathilda, he slipped the silver- + +P a g e | 381 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +framed photograph of the unknown thief inside his +jacket. + +The stairs were steep and narrow: Harry was half +tempted to place his hands on stout Bathilda’s +backside to ensure that she did not topple over +backward on top of him, which seemed only too likely. +Slowly, wheezing a little, she climbed to the upper +landing, turned immediately right, and led him into a +low-ceilinged bedroom. + +It was pitch-black and smelled horrible: Harry had +just made out a chamber pot protruding from under +the bed before Bathilda closed the door and even that +was swallowed by the darkness. + +“Lumos,” said Harry, and his wand ignited. He gave a +start: Bathilda had moved close to him in those few +seconds of darkness, and he had not heard her +approach. + +“You are Potter?” she whispered. + +“Yes, I am.” + +She nodded slowly, solemnly. Harry felt the Horcrux +beating fast, faster than his own heart: It was an +unpleasant, agitating sensation. + +“Have you got anything for me?” Harry asked, but she +seemed distracted by his lit wand-tip. + +“Have you got anything for me?” he repeated. + +Then she closed her eyes and several things +happened at once: Harry’s scar prickled painfully; the +Horcrux twitched so that the front of his sweater +actually moved; the dark, fetid room dissolved + + + +Page | 382 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +momentarily. He felt a leap of joy and spoke in a high, +cold voice: Hold him). + +Harry swayed where he stood: The dark, foul-smelling +room seemed to close around him again; he did not +know what had just happened. + +“Have you got anything for me?” he asked for a third +time, much louder. + +“Over here,” she whispered, pointing to the corner. +Harry raised his wand and saw the outline of a +cluttered dressing table beneath the curtained +window. + +This time she did not lead him. Harry edged between +her and the unmade bed, his wand raised. He did not +want to look away from her. + +“What is it?” he asked as he reached the dressing +table, which was heaped high with what looked and +smelled like dirty laundry. + +“There,” she said, pointing at the shapeless mass. + +And in the instant that he looked away, his eyes +raking the tangled mess for a sword hilt, a ruby, she +moved weirdly: He saw it out of the corner of his eye; +panic made him turn and horror paralyzed him as he +saw the old body collapsing and the great snake +pouring from the place where her neck had been. + +The snake struck as he raised his wand: The force of +the bite to his forearm sent the wand spinning up +toward the ceiling; its light swung dizzyingly around +the room and was extinguished: Then a powerful blow +from the tail to his midriff knocked the breath out of +him: He fell backward onto the dressing table, into +the mound of filthy clothing — + +Page | 383 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He rolled sideways, narrowly avoiding the snake’s tail, +which thrashed down upon the table where he had +been a second earlier: Fragments of the glass surface +rained upon him as he hit the floor. From below he +heard Hermione call, “Harry?” + +He could not get enough breath into his lungs to call +back: Then a heavy smooth mass smashed him to the +floor and he felt it slide over him, powerful, muscular + + + +“No!” he gasped, pinned to the floor. + +“Yes,” whispered the voice. “Yesss ... hold you ... hold +you ...” + +“Accio ... Accio Wand ...” + +But nothing happened and he needed his hands to try +to force the snake from him as it coiled itself around +his torso, squeezing the air from him, pressing the +Horcrux hard into his chest, a circle of ice that +throbbed with life, inches from his own frantic heart, +and his brain was flooding with cold, white light, all +thought obliterated, his own breath drowned, distant +footsteps, everything going. ... + +A metal heart was banging outside his chest, and now +he was flying, flying with triumph in his heart, +without need of broomstick or thestral. ... + +He was abruptly awake in the sour-smelling +darkness; Nagini had released him. He scrambled up +and saw the snake outlined against the landing light: +It struck, and Hermione dived aside with a shriek; her +deflected curse hit the curtained window, which +shattered. Frozen air filled the room as Harry ducked +to avoid another shower of broken glass and his foot +slipped on a pencil-like something — his wand — +Page | 384 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He bent and snatched it up, but now the room was +full of the snake, its tail thrashing; Hermione was +nowhere to be seen and for a moment Harry thought +the worst, but then there was a loud bang and a flash +of red light, and the snake flew into the air, smacking +Harry hard in the face as it went, coil after heavy coil +rising up to the ceiling. Harry raised his wand, but as +he did so, his scar seared more painfully, more +powerfully than it had done in years. + +“He’s coming! Hermione, he’s comingl” + +As he yelled the snake fell, hissing wildly. Everything +was chaos: It smashed shelves from the wall, and +splintered china flew everywhere as Harry jumped +over the bed and seized the dark shape he knew to be +Hermione — + +She shrieked with pain as he pulled her back across +the bed: The snake reared again, but Harry knew that +worse than the snake was coming, was perhaps +already at the gate, his head was going to split open +with the pain from his scar — + +The snake lunged as he took a running leap, dragging +Hermione with him; as it struck, Hermione screamed, + +“ ConfringoV’ and her spell flew around the room, +exploding the wardrobe mirror and ricocheting back +at them, bouncing from floor to ceiling; Harry felt the +heat of it sear the back of his hand. Glass cut his +cheek as, pulling Hermione with him, he leapt from +bed to broken dressing table and then straight out of +the smashed window into nothingness, her scream +reverberating through the night as they twisted in +midair. ... + +And then his scar burst open and he was Voldemort +and he was running across the fetid bedroom, his +long white hands clutching at the windowsill as he + +Page | 385 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +glimpsed the bald man and the little woman twist and +vanish, and he screamed with rage, a scream that +mingled with the girl’s, that echoed across the dark +gardens over the church bells ringing in Christmas +Day. ... + +And his scream was Harry’s scream, his pain was +Harry’s pain ... that it could happen here, where it +had happened before ... here, within sight of that +house where he had come so close to knowing what it +was to die ... to die. ... The pain was so terrible ... +ripped from his body. ... But if he had no body, why +did his head hurt so badly; if he was dead, how could +he feel so unbearably, didn’t pain cease with death, +didn’t it go ... + +The night wet and windy, two children dressed as +pumpkins waddling across the square, and the shop +windows covered in paper spiders, all the tawdry +Muggle trappings of a world in which they did not +believe. ... And he was gliding along, that sense of +purpose and power and rightness in him that he +always knew on these occasions. . . . Not anger . . . that +was for weaker souls than he ... but triumph, yes. ... +He had waited for this, he had hoped for it. ... + +“Nice costume, mister!” + +He saw the small boy’s smile falter as he ran near +enough to see beneath the hood of the cloak, saw the +fear cloud his painted face: Then the child turned and +ran away. ... Beneath the robe he fingered the handle +of his wand. ... One simple movement and the child +would never reach his mother . . . but unnecessary, +quite unnecessary. . . . + +And along a new and darker street he moved, and +now his destination was in sight at last, the Fidelius +Charm broken, though they did not know it yet. ... + +Page | 386 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And he made less noise than the dead leaves +slithering along the pavement as he drew level with +the dark hedge, and stared over it. ... + +They had not drawn the curtains; he saw them quite +clearly in their little sitting room, the tall black-haired +man in his glasses, making puffs of colored smoke +erupt from his wand for the amusement of the small +black-haired boy in his blue pajamas. The child was +laughing and trying to catch the smoke, to grab it in +his small fist. ... + +A door opened and the mother entered, saying words +he could not hear, her long dark-red hair falling over +her face. Now the father scooped up the son and +handed him to the mother. He threw his wand down +upon the sofa and stretched, yawning. . . . + +The gate creaked a little as he pushed it open, but +James Potter did not hear. His white hand pulled out +the wand beneath his cloak and pointed it at the +door, which burst open. + +He was over the threshold as James came sprinting +into the hall. It was easy, too easy, he had not even +picked up his wand. ... + +“Lily, take Harry and go! It’s him! Go! Run! Ill hold +him off!” + +Hold him off, without a wand in his hand! . . . He +laughed before casting the curse. . . . + +“Avada Kedavra!” + +The green light filled the cramped hallway, it lit the +pram pushed against the wall, it made the banisters +glare like lightning rods, and James Potter fell like a +marionette whose strings were cut. ... + +Page | 387 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He could hear her screaming from the upper floor, +trapped, but as long as she was sensible, she, at +least, had nothing to fear. ... He climbed the steps, +listening with faint amusement to her attempts to +barricade herself in. ... She had no wand upon her +either. ... How stupid they were, and how trusting, +thinking that their safety lay in friends, that weapons +could be discarded even for moments. ... + +He forced the door open, cast aside the chair and +boxes hastily piled against it with one lazy wave of his +wand ... and there she stood, the child in her arms. At +the sight of him, she dropped her son into the crib +behind her and threw her arms wide, as if this would +help, as if in shielding him from sight she hoped to be +chosen instead. . . . + +“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!” + +“Stand aside, you silly girl . . . stand aside, now. ” + +“Not Harry, please no, take me, kill me instead — ” + +“This is my last warning — ” + +“Not Harry! Please . . . have mercy . . . have mercy. . . . + +Not Harry! Not Harry! Please — I’ll do anything — ” + +“Stand aside. Stand aside, girl!” + +He could have forced her away from the crib, but it +seemed more prudent to finish them all. ... + +The green light flashed around the room and she +dropped like her husband. The child had not cried all +this time: He could stand, clutching the bars of his crib, +and he looked up into the intruder’s face with a kind of +bright interest, perhaps thinking that it was his father + + + +Page | 388 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +who hid beneath the cloak, making more pretty lights, +and his mother would pop up any moment, laughing — + +He pointed the wand very carefully into the boy’s face: +He wanted to see it happen, the destruction of this one, +inexplicable danger. The child began to cry: It had seen +that he was not James. He did not like it crying, he +had never been able to stomach the small ones +whining in the orphanage — + +“Avada Kedavra!” + +And then he broke: He was nothing, nothing but pain +and terror, and he must hide himself, not here in the +rubble of the ruined house, where the child was +trapped and screaming, but far away . . . far away. . . . + +“No,” he moaned. + +The snake rustled on the filthy, cluttered floor, and he +had killed the boy, and yet he was the boy. . . . + +“No ...” + +And now he stood at the broken window of Bathilda’s +house, immersed in memories of his greatest loss, and +at his feet the great snake slithered over broken china +and glass. ... He looked down and saw something ... +something incredible. . . . + +“No ...” + +“Harry, it’s all right, you’re all right!” + +He stooped down and picked up the smashed +photograph. There he was, the unknown thief, the +thief he was seeking. . . . + +“No ... I dropped it. ... I dropped it. ...” + +Page | 389 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, it’s okay, wake up, wake up!” + + + +He was Harry. ... Harry, not Voldemort ... and the +thing that was rustling was not a snake. ... He opened +his eyes. + +“Harry,” Hermione whispered. “Do you feel all — all +right?” + +“Yes,” he lied. + +He was in the tent, lying on one of the lower bunks +beneath a heap of blankets. He could tell that it was +almost dawn by the stillness and the quality of the +cold, flat light beyond the canvas ceiling. He was +drenched in sweat; he could feel it on the sheets and +blankets. + +“We got away.” + +“Yes,” said Hermione. “I had to use a Hover Charm to +get you into your bunk, I couldn’t lift you. You’ve +been ... Well, you haven’t been quite ...” + +There were purple shadows under her brown eyes and +he noticed a small sponge in her hand: She had been +wiping his face. + +“You’ve been ill,” she finished. “Quite ill.” + +“How long ago did we leave?” + +“Hours ago. It’s nearly morning.” + +“And I’ve been ... what, unconscious?” + +“Not exactly,” said Hermione uncomfortably. “You’ve +been shouting and moaning and ... things,” she +added in a tone that made Harry feel uneasy. What + +Page | 390 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had he done? Screamed curses like Voldemort, cried +like the baby in the crib? + +“I couldn’t get the Horcrux off you,” Hermione said, +and he knew she wanted to change the subject. “It +was stuck, stuck to your chest. You’ve got a mark; I’m +sorry, I had to use a Severing Charm to get it away. +The snake bit you too, but I’ve cleaned the wound and +put some dittany on it. ...” + +He pulled the sweaty T-shirt he was wearing away +from himself and looked down. There was a scarlet +oval over his heart where the locket had burned him. +He could also see the half-healed puncture marks to +his forearm. + +“Where Ve you put the Horcrux?” + +“In my bag. I think we should keep it off for a while.” + +He lay back on his pillows and looked into her +pinched gray face. + +“We shouldn’t have gone to Godric’s Hollow. It’s my +fault, it’s all my fault, Hermione, I’m sorry.” + +“It’s not your fault. I wanted to go too; I really thought +Dumbledore might have left the sword there for you.” + +“Yeah, well ... we got that wrong, didn’t we?” + +“What happened, Harry? What happened when she +took you upstairs? Was the snake hiding somewhere? +Did it just come out and kill her and attack you?” + +“No,” he said. “She was the snake ... or the snake was +her ... all along.” + +“W-what?” + +Page | 391 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He closed his eyes. He could still smell Bathilda’s +house on him: It made the whole thing horribly vivid. + +“Bathilda must’ve been dead a while. The snake was +... was inside her. You-Know-Who put it there in +Godric’s Hollow, to wait. You were right. He knew I’d +go back.” + +“The snake was inside her?” + +He opened his eyes again: Hermione looked revolted, +nauseated. + +“Lupin said there would be magic we’d never +imagined,” Harry said. “She didn’t want to talk in +front of you, because it was Parseltongue, all +Parseltongue, and I didn’t realize, but of course I +could understand her. Once we were up in the room, +the snake sent a message to You-Know-Who, I heard +it happen inside my head, I felt him get excited, he +said to keep me there ... and then ...” + +He remembered the snake coming our of Bathilda’s +neck: Hermione did not need to know the details. + +"... she changed, changed into the snake, and +attacked.” + +He looked down at the puncture marks. + +“It wasn’t supposed to kill me, just keep me there till +You-Know-Who came.” + +If he had only managed to kill the snake, it would +have been worth it, all of it. ... Sick at heart, he sat up +and threw back the covers. + +“Harry, no, I’m sure you ought to rest!” + + + +Page | 392 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re the one who needs sleep. No offense, but you +look terrible. I’m fine. I’ll keep watch for a while. +Where’s my wand?” + +She did not answer, she merely looked at him. +“Where’s my wand, Hermione?” + +She was biting her lip, and tears swam in her eyes. +“Harry ...” + +“ Where’s my wand?” + +She reached down beside the bed and held it out to +him. + +The holly and phoenix wand was nearly severed in +two. One fragile strand of phoenix feather kept both +pieces hanging together. The wood had splintered +apart completely. Harry took it into his hands as +though it was a living thing that had suffered a +terrible injury. He could not think properly: +Everything was a blur of panic and fear. Then he held +out the wand to Hermione. + +“Mend it. Please.” + +“Harry, I don’t think, when it’s broken like this — ” +“Please, Hermione, try!” + +“R-Reparo.” + +The dangling half of the wand resealed itself. Harry +held it up. + +“Lumosl” + + + +Page | 393 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The wand sparked feebly, then went out. Harry +pointed it at Hermione. + +“ Expelliarmusl” + +Hermione ’s wand gave a little jerk, but did not leave +her hand. The feeble attempt at magic was too much +for Harry’s wand, which split into two again. He +stared at it, aghast, unable to take in what he was +seeing . . . the wand that had survived so much . . . + +“Harry,” Hermione whispered so quietly he could +hardly hear her. “I’m so, so sorry. I think it was me. + +As we were leaving, you know, the snake was coming +for us, and so I cast a Blasting Curse, and it +rebounded everywhere, and it must have — must +have hit — ” + +“It was an accident,” said Harry mechanically. He felt +empty, stunned. “We’ll — we’ll find a way to repair it.” + +“Harry, I don’t think we’re going to be able to,” said +Hermione, the tears trickling down her face. +“Remember . . . remember Ron? When he broke his +wand, crashing the car? It was never the same again, +he had to get a new one.” + +Harry thought of Ollivander, kidnapped and held +hostage by Voldemort; of Gregorovitch, who was dead. +How was he supposed to find himself a new wand? + +“Well,” he said, in a falsely matter-of-fact voice, “well, +I’ll just borrow yours for now, then. While I keep +watch.” + +Her face glazed with tears, Hermione handed over her +wand, and he left her sitting beside his bed, desiring +nothing more than to get away from her. + + + +Page | 394 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE LIFE AND LIES OF ALBUS +DUMBLEDORE + +The sun was coming up: The pure, colorless vastness +of the sky stretched over him, indifferent to him and +his suffering. Harry sat down in the tent entrance and +took a deep breath of clean air. Simply to be alive to +watch the sun rise over the sparkling snowy hillside +ought to have been the greatest treasure on earth, yet +he could not appreciate it: His senses had been +spiked by the calamity of losing his wand. He looked +out over a valley blanketed in snow, distant church +bells chiming through the glittering silence. + +Without realizing it, he was digging his fingers into +his arms as if he were trying to resist physical pain. + +He had spilled his own blood more times than he +could count; he had lost all the bones in his right arm +once; this journey had already given him scars to his +chest and forearm to join those on his hand and +forehead, but never, until this moment, had he felt +himself to be fatally weakened, vulnerable, and +naked, as though the best part of his magical power +had been torn from him. He knew exactly what +Page | 395 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hermione would say if he expressed any of this: The +wand is only as good as the wizard. But she was +wrong, his case was different. She had not felt the +wand spin like the needle of a compass and shoot +golden flames at his enemy. He had lost the +protection of the twin cores, and only now that it was +gone did he realize how much he had been counting +upon it. + +He pulled the pieces of the broken wand out of his +pocket and, without looking at them, tucked them +away in Hagrid’s pouch around his neck. The pouch +was now too full of broken and useless objects to take +any more. Harry’s hand brushed the old Snitch +through the mokeskin and for a moment he had to +fight the temptation to pull it out and throw it away. +Impenetrable, unhelpful, useless, like everything else +Dumbledore had left behind — + +And his fury at Dumbledore broke over him now like +lava, scorching him inside, wiping out every other +feeling. Out of sheer desperation they had talked +themselves into believing that Godric’s Hollow held +answers, convinced themselves that they were +supposed to go back, that it was all part of some +secret path laid out for them by Dumbledore; but +there was no map, no plan. Dumbledore had left them +to grope in the darkness, to wrestle with unknown +and undreamed-of terrors, alone and unaided: + +Nothing was explained, nothing was given freely, they +had no sword, and now, Harry had no wand. And he +had dropped the photograph of the thief, and it would +surely be easy now for Voldemort to find out who he +was. ... Voldemort had all the information now. ... + +“Harry?” + +Hermione looked frightened that he might curse her +with her own wand. Her face streaked with tears, she + +Page | 396 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +crouched down beside him, two cups of tea trembling +in her hands and something bulky under her arm. + +“Thanks,” he said, taking one of the cups. + +“Do you mind if I talk to you?” + +“No,” he said because he did not want to hurt her +feelings. + +“Harry, you wanted to know who that man in the +picture was. Well ... I’ve got the book.” + +Timidly she pushed it onto his lap, a pristine copy of +The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore. + +“Where — how — ?” + +“It was in Bathilda’s sitting room, just lying there. ... +This note was sticking out of the top of it.” + +Hermione read the few lines of spiky, acid-green +writing aloud. + +“ ‘Dear Batty, Thanks for your help. Here’s a copy of +the book, hope you like it. You said everything, even if +you don’t remember it. Rita.’ I think it must have +arrived while the real Bathilda was alive, but perhaps +she wasn’t in any fit state to read it?” + +“No, she probably wasn’t.” + +Harry looked down upon Dumbledore ’s face and +experienced a surge of savage pleasure: Now he would +know all the things that Dumbledore had never +thought it worth telling him, whether Dumbledore +wanted him to or not. + + + +Page | 397 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re still really angry at me, aren’t you?” said +Hermione; he looked up to see fresh tears leaking out +of her eyes, and knew that his anger must have +shown in his face. + +“No,” he said quietly. “No, Hermione, I know it was an +accident. You were trying to get us out of there alive, +and you were incredible. I’d be dead if you hadn’t +been there to help me.” + +He tried to return her watery smile, then turned his +attention to the book. Its spine was stiff; it had clearly +never been opened before. He riffled through the +pages, looking for photographs. He came across the +one he sought almost at once, the young Dumbledore +and his handsome companion, roaring with laughter +at some long-forgotten joke. Harry dropped his eyes to +the caption. + +Albus Dumbledore, shortly after his mother’s death, +with his friend Gellert Grindelwald. + +Harry gaped at the last word for several long +moments. Grindelwald. His friend Grindelwald. He +looked sideways at Hermione, who was still +contemplating the name as though she could not +believe her eyes. Slowly she looked up at Harry. + +“ Grindelwald?” + +Ignoring the remainder of the photographs, Harry +searched the pages around them for a recurrence of +that fatal name. He soon discovered it and read +greedily, but became lost: It was necessary to go +further back to make sense of it all, and eventually he +found himself at the start of a chapter entitled “The +Greater Good.” Together, he and Hermione started to +read: + + + +Page | 398 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Now approaching his eighteenth birthday, + +Dumbledore left Hogwarts in a blaze of glory — Head +Boy, Prefect, Winner of the Barnabus Finkley Prize for +Exceptional Spell-Casting, British Youth +Representative to the Wizengamot, Gold Medal- +Winner for Ground-Breaking Contribution to the +International Alchemical Conference in Cairo. +Dumbledore intended, next, to take a Grand Tour +with Elphias “Dogbreath” Doge, the dim-witted but +devoted sidekick he had picked up at school. + +The two young men were staying at the Leaky +Cauldron in London, preparing to depart for Greece the +following morning, when an owl arrived bearing news +of Dumbledore’ s mother’s death. “Dogbreath” Doge, +who refused to be interviewed for this book, has given +the public his own sentimental version of what +happened next. He represents Kendra’s death as a +tragic blow, and Dumbledore’s decision to give up his +expedition as an act of noble self-sacrifice. + +Certainly Dumbledore returned to Godric’s Hollow at +once, supposedly to “care” for his younger brother +and sister. But how much care did he actually give +them? + +“He were a head case, that Aberforth,” says Enid +Smeek, whose family lived on the outskirts of Godric’s +Hollow at that time. “Ran wild. ’Course, with his mum +and dad gone you’d have felt sorry for him, only he +kept chucking goat dung at my head. I don’t think +Albus was fussed about him, I never saw them +together, anyway.” + +So what was Albus doing, if not comforting his wild +young brother? The answer, it seems, is ensuring the +continued imprisonment of his sister. For, though her +first jailer had died, there was no change in the pitiful +condition of Ariana Dumbledore. Her very existence +Page | 399 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +continued to be known only to those few outsiders +who, like “Dogbreath” Doge, could be counted upon to +believe in the story of her “ill health.” + +Another such easily satisfied friend of the family was +Bathilda Bagshot, the celebrated magical historian +who has lived in Godric’s Hollow for many years. +Kendra, of course, had rebuffed Bathilda when she +first attempted to welcome the family to the village. +Several years later, however, the author sent an owl to +Albus at Hog warts, having been favorably impressed +by his paper on trans-species transformation in +Transfiguration Today. This initial contact led to +acquaintance with the entire Dumbledore family . At +the time of Kendra’s death, Bathilda was the only +person in Godric’s Hollow who was on speaking terms +with Dumbledore’s mother. + +Unfortunately, the brilliance that Bathilda exhibited +earlier in her life has now dimmed. “The fire’s lit, but +the cauldron’s empty,” as Ivor Dillonsby put it to me, +or, in Enid Smeek’s slightly earthier phrase, “She’s +nutty as squirrel poo.” Nevertheless, a combination of +tried-and-tested reporting techniques enabled me to +extract enough nuggets of hard fact to string together +the whole scandalous story. + +Like the rest of the Wizarding world, Bathilda puts +Kendra’s premature death down to a backfiring +charm, a story repeated by Albus and Aberforth in +later years. Bathilda also parrots the family line on +Ariana, calling her “frail” and “delicate.” On one +subject, however, Bathilda is well worth the effort I +put into procuring Veritaserum, for she, and she +alone, knows the full story of the best-kept secret of +Albus Dumbledore’s life. Now revealed for the first +time, it calls into question everything that his +admirers believed of Dumbledore: his supposed +hatred of the Dark Arts, his opposition to the +Page | 400 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +oppression of Muggles, even his devotion to his own +family. + +The very same summer that Dumbledore went home +to Godric’s Hollow, now an orphan and head of the +family, Bathilda Bagshot agreed to accept into her +home her great-nephew, Gellert Grindelwald. + +The name of Grindelwald is justly famous: In a list of +Most Dangerous Dark Wizards of All Time, he would +miss out on the top spot only because You-Know-Who +arrived, a generation later, to steal his crown. As +Grindelwald never extended his campaign of terror to +Britain, however, the details of his rise to power are +not widely known here. + +Educated at Durmstrang, a school famous even then +for its unfortunate tolerance of the Dark Arts, +Grindelwald showed himself quite as precociously +brilliant as Dumbledore. Rather than channel his +abilities into the attainment of awards and prizes, +however, Gellert Grindelwald devoted himself to other +pursuits. At sixteen years old, even Durmstrang felt it +could no longer turn a blind eye to the twisted +experiments of Gellert Grindelwald, and he was +expelled. + +Hitherto, all that has been known of Grindelwald ’s +next movements is that he “traveled abroad for some +months.” It can now be revealed that Grindelwald +chose to visit his great-aunt in Godric’s Hollow, and +that there, intensely shocking though it will be for +many to hear it, he struck up a close friendship with +none other than Albus Dumbledore. + +“He seemed a charming boy to me,” babbles Bathilda, +“whatever he became later. Naturally I introduced him +to poor Albus, who was missing the company of lads +his own age. The boys took to each other at once.” + +Page | 401 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +They certainly did. Bathilda shows me a letter, kept +by her, that Albus Dumbledore sent Gellert +Grindelwald in the dead of night. + +“Yes, even after they’d spent all day in discussion — +both such brilliant young boys, they got on like a +cauldron on fire — I’d sometimes hear an owl tapping +at Gellert’s bedroom window, delivering a letter from +Albus! An idea would have struck him, and he had to +let Gellert know immediately!” + +And what ideas they were. Profoundly shocking +though Albus Dumbledore’ s fans will find it, here are +the thoughts of their seventeen-year-old hero, as +relayed to his new best friend. (A copy of the original +letter may be seen on page 463.) + +Gellert — + +Your point about Wizard dominance being FOR THE +MUGGLES’ OWN GOOD — this, I think , is the crucial +point. Yes, we have been given power and yes, that +power gives us the right to rule, but it also gives us +responsibilities over the ruled. We must stress this +point, it will be the foundation stone upon which we +build. Where we are opposed, as we surely will be, this +must be the basis of all our counterarguments. We +seize control FOR THE GREATER GOOD. And from this +it follows that where we meet resistance, we must use +only the force that is necessary and no more. (This was +your mistake at Durmstrang! But I do not complain, +because if you had not been expelled, we would never +have met.) + +Albus + +Astonished and appalled though his many admirers +will be, this letter constitutes proof that Albus +Dumbledore once dreamed of overthrowing the Statute + +Page | 402 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of Secrecy and establishing Wizard rule over Muggles. +What a blow for those who have always portrayed +Dumbledore as the Muggle-boms’ greatest champion! +How hollow those speeches promoting Muggle rights +seem in the light of this damning new evidence! How +despicable does Albus Dumbledore appear, busy +plotting his rise to power when he should have been +mourning his mother and caring for his sister! + +No doubt those determined to keep Dumbledore on +his crumbling pedestal will bleat that he did not, after +all, put his plans into action, that he must have +suffered a change of heart, that he came to his +senses. However, the truth seems altogether more +shocking. + +Barely two months into their great new friendship, +Dumbledore and Grindelwald parted, never to see each +other again until they met for their legendary duel (for +more, see chapter 22). What caused this abrupt +rupture? Had Dumbledore come to his senses? Had he +told Grindelwald he wanted no more part in his plans? +Alas, no. + +“It was poor little Ariana dying, I think, that did it,” +says Bathilda. “It came as an awful shock. Gellert was +there in the house when it happened, and he came +back to my house all of a dither, told me he wanted to +go home the next day. Terribly distressed, you know. +So I arranged a Portkey and that was the last I saw of +him. + +“Albus was beside himself at Ariana’s death. It was so +dreadful for those two brothers. They had lost +everybody except each other. No wonder tempers ran +a little high. Aberforth blamed Albus, you know, as +people will under these dreadful circumstances. But +Aberforth always talked a little madly, poor boy. All +the same, breaking Albus’s nose at the funeral was +Page | 403 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +not decent. It would have destroyed Kendra to see her +sons fighting like that, across her daughter’s body. A +shame Gellert could not have stayed for the funeral. + +... He would have been a comfort to Albus, at least. + + + +This dreadful coffin- side brawl, known only to those +few who attended Ariana Dumbledore’s funeral, raises +several questions. Why exactly did Aberforth +Dumbledore blame Albus for his sister’s death? Was +it, as “Batty” pretends, a mere effusion of grief? Or +could there have been some more concrete reason for +his fury? Grindelwald, expelled from Durmstrang for +near-fatal attacks upon fellow students, fled the +country hours after the girl’s death, and Albus (out of +shame or fear?) never saw him again, not until forced +to do so by the pleas of the Wizarding world. + +Neither Dumbledore nor Grindelwald ever seems to +have referred to this brief boyhood friendship in later +life. However, there can be no doubt that Dumbledore +delayed, for some five years of turmoil, fatalities, and +disappearances, his attack upon Gellert Grindelwald. +Was it lingering affection for the man or fear of +exposure as his once best friend that caused +Dumbledore to hesitate? Was it only reluctantly that +Dumbledore set out to capture the man he was once +so delighted he had met? + +And how did the mysterious Ariana die? Was she the +inadvertent victim of some Dark rite? Did she stumble +across something she ought not to have done, as the +two young men sat practicing for their attempt at +glory and domination? Is it possible that Ariana +Dumbledore was the first person to die “for the +greater good”? + + + +Page | 404 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The chapter ended here and Harry looked up. +Hermione had reached the bottom of the page before +him. She tugged the book out of Harry’s hands, +looking a little alarmed by his expression, and closed +it without looking at it, as though hiding something +indecent. + +“Harry — ” + +But he shook his head. Some inner certainty had +crashed down inside him; it was exactly as he had felt +after Ron left. He had trusted Dumbledore, believed +him the embodiment of goodness and wisdom. All was +ashes: How much more could he lose? Ron, +Dumbledore, the phoenix wand ... + +“Harry.” She seemed to have heard his thoughts. +“Listen to me. It — it doesn’t make very nice reading + + + +“Yeah, you could say that — ” + +“ — but don’t forget, Harry, this is Rita Skeeter +writing.” + +“You did read that letter to Grindelwald, didn’t you?” + +“Yes, I — I did.” She hesitated, looking upset, cradling +her tea in her cold hands. “I think that’s the worst bit. +I know Bathilda thought it was all just talk, but ‘For +the Greater Good’ became Grindelwald ’s slogan, his +justification for all the atrocities he committed later. +And . . . from that ... it looks like Dumbledore gave him +the idea. They say ‘For the Greater Good’ was even +carved over the entrance to Nurmengard.” + +“What’s Nurmengard?” + + + +Page | 405 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The prison Grindelwald had built to hold his +opponents. He ended up in there himself, once +Dumbledore had caught him. Anyway, it’s — it’s an +awful thought that Dumbledore ’s ideas helped +Grindelwald rise to power. But on the other hand, +even Rita can’t pretend that they knew each other for +more than a few months one summer when they were +both really young, and — ” + +“I thought you’d say that,” said Harry. He did not +want to let his anger spill out at her, but it was hard +to keep his voice steady. “I thought you’d say They +were young. ’ They were the same age as we are now. +And here we are, risking our lives to fight the Dark +Arts, and there he was, in a huddle with his new best +friend, plotting their rise to power over the Muggles.” + +His temper would not remain in check much longer: +He stood up and walked around, trying to work some +of it off. + +“I’m not trying to defend what Dumbledore wrote,” +said Hermione. “All that ‘right to rule’ rubbish, it’s +‘Magic Is Might’ all over again. But Harry, his mother +had just died, he was stuck alone in the house — ” + +“Alone? He wasn’t alone! He had his brother and +sister for company, his Squib sister he was keeping +locked up — ” + +“I don’t believe it,” said Hermione. She stood up too. +“Whatever was wrong with that girl, I don’t think she +was a Squib. The Dumbledore we knew would never, +ever have allowed — ” + +“The Dumbledore we thought we knew didn’t want to +conquer Muggles by force!” Harry shouted, his voice +echoing across the empty hilltop, and several + + + +Page | 406 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +blackbirds rose into the air, squawking and spiraling +against the pearly sky. + +“He changed, Harry, he changed! It’s as simple as +that! Maybe he did believe these things when he was +seventeen, but the whole of the rest of his life was +devoted to fighting the Dark Arts! Dumbledore was +the one who stopped Grindelwald, the one who always +voted for Muggle protection and Muggle-born rights, +who fought You-Know-Who from the start, and who +died trying to bring him down!” + +Rita’s book lay on the ground between them, so that +the face of Albus Dumbledore smiled dolefully at +both. + +“Harry, I’m sorry, but I think the real reason you’re so +angry is that Dumbledore never told you any of this +himself.” + +“Maybe I am!” Harry bellowed, and he flung his arms +over his head, hardly knowing whether he was trying +to hold in his anger or protect himself from the weight +of his own disillusionment. “Look what he asked from +me, Hermione! Risk your life, Harry! And again! And +again! And don’t expect me to explain everything, just +trust me blindly, trust that I know what I’m doing, +trust me even though I don’t trust you! Never the +whole truth! Never!” + +His voice cracked with the strain, and they stood +looking at each other in the whiteness and the +emptiness, and Harry felt they were as insignificant +as insects beneath that wide sky. + +“He loved you,” Hermione whispered. “I know he loved +you.” + + + +Harry dropped his arms. + +Page | 407 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t know who he loved, Hermione, but it was +never me. This isn’t love, the mess he’s left me in. He +shared a damn sight more of what he was really +thinking with Gellert Grindelwald than he ever shared +with me.” + +Harry picked up Hermione ’s wand, which he had +dropped in the snow, and sat back down in the +entrance of the tent. + +“Thanks for the tea. I’ll finish the watch. You get back +in the warm.” + +She hesitated, but recognized the dismissal. She +picked up the book and then walked back past him +into the tent, but as she did so, she brushed the top +of his head lightly with her hand. He closed his eyes +at her touch, and hated himself for wishing that what +she said was true: that Dumbledore had really cared. + + + +Page | 408 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + + +THE SILVER DOE + +It was snowing by the time Hermione took over the +watch at midnight. Harry’s dreams were confused and +disturbing: Nagini wove in and out of them, first +through a gigantic, cracked ring, then through a +wreath of Christmas roses. He woke repeatedly, +panicky, convinced that somebody had called out to +him in the distance, imagining that the wind +whipping around the tent was footsteps or voices. + +Finally he got up in the darkness and joined +Hermione, who was huddled in the entrance to the +tent reading A History of Magic by the light of her +wand. The snow was still falling thickly, and she +greeted with relief his suggestion of packing up early +and moving on. + +“Well go somewhere more sheltered,” she agreed, +shivering as she pulled on a sweatshirt over her +pajamas. “I kept thinking I could hear people moving +outside. I even thought I saw somebody once or +twice.” + + + +Page | 409 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry paused in the act of pulling on a jumper and +glanced at the silent, motionless Sneakoscope on the +table. + +“I’m sure I imagined it,” said Hermione, looking +nervous. “The snow in the dark, it plays tricks on +your eyes. ... But perhaps we ought to Disapparate +under the Invisibility Cloak, just in case?” + +Half an hour later, with the tent packed, Harry +wearing the Horcrux, and Hermione clutching the +beaded bag, they Disapparated. The usual tightness +engulfed them; Harry’s feet parted company with the +snowy ground, then slammed hard onto what felt like +frozen earth covered with leaves. + +“Where are we?” he asked, peering around at a fresh +mass of trees as Hermione opened the beaded bag +and began tugging out tent poles. + +“The Forest of Dean,” she said. “I came camping here +once with my mum and dad.” + +Here too snow lay on the trees all around and it was +bitterly cold, but they were at least protected from the +wind. They spent most of the day inside the tent, +huddled for warmth around the useful bright blue +flames that Hermione was so adept at producing, and +which could be scooped up and carried around in a +jar. Harry felt as though he was recuperating from +some brief but severe illness, an impression +reinforced by Hermione ’s solicitousness. That +afternoon fresh flakes drifted down upon them, so +that even their sheltered clearing had a fresh dusting +of powdery snow. + +After two nights of little sleep, Harry’s senses seemed +more alert than usual. Their escape from Godric’s +Hollow had been so narrow that Voldemort seemed + +Page | 410 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +somehow closer than before, more threatening. As +darkness drew in again Harry refused Hermione’s +offer to keep watch and told her to go to bed. + +Harry moved an old cushion into the tent mouth and +sat down, wearing all the sweaters he owned but even +so, still shivery. The darkness deepened with the +passing hours until it was virtually impenetrable. He +was on the point of taking out the Marauder’s Map, so +as to watch Ginny’s dot for a while, before he +remembered that it was the Christmas holidays and +that she would be back at the Burrow. + +Every tiny movement seemed magnified in the +vastness of the forest. Harry knew that it must be full +of living creatures, but he wished they would all +remain still and silent so that he could separate their +innocent scurryings and prowlings from noises that +might proclaim other, sinister movements. He +remembered the sound of a cloak slithering over dead +leaves many years ago, and at once thought he heard +it again before mentally shaking himself. Their +protective enchantments had worked for weeks; why +should they break now? And yet he could not throw +off the feeling that something was different tonight. + +Several times he jerked upright, his neck aching +because he had fallen asleep, slumped at an awkward +angle against the side of the tent. The night reached +such a depth of velvety blackness that he might have +been suspended in limbo between Disapparition and +Apparition. He had just held up a hand in front of his +face to see whether he could make out his fingers +when it happened. + +A bright silver light appeared right ahead of him, +moving through the trees. Whatever the source, it was +moving soundlessly. The light seemed simply to drift +toward him. + +Page | 411 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He jumped to his feet, his voice frozen in his throat, +and raised Hermione’s wand. He screwed up his eyes +as the light became blinding, the trees in front of it +pitch-black in silhouette, and still the thing came +closer. ... + +And then the source of the light stepped out from +behind an oak. It was a silver- white doe, moon-bright +and dazzling, picking her way over the ground, still +silent, and leaving no hoofprints in the fine powdering +of snow. She stepped toward him, her beautiful head +with its wide, long-lashed eyes held high. + +Harry stared at the creature, filled with wonder, not +at her strangeness, but at her inexplicable familiarity. +He felt that he had been waiting for her to come, but +that he had forgotten, until this moment, that they +had arranged to meet. His impulse to shout for +Hermione, which had been so strong a moment ago, +had gone. He knew, he would have staked his life on +it, that she had come for him, and him alone. + +They gazed at each other for several long moments +and then she turned and walked away. + +“No,” he said, and his voice was cracked with lack of +use. “Come back!” + +She continued to step deliberately through the trees, +and soon her brightness was striped by their thick +black trunks. For one trembling second he hesitated. +Caution murmured it could be a trick, a lure, a trap. +But instinct, overwhelming instinct, told him that this +was not Dark Magic. He set off in pursuit. + +Snow crunched beneath his feet, but the doe made no +noise as she passed through the trees, for she was +nothing but light. Deeper and deeper into the forest +she led him, and Harry walked quickly, sure that + +Page | 412 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +when she stopped, she would allow him to approach +her properly. And then she would speak and the voice +would tell him what he needed to know. + +At last, she came to a halt. She turned her beautiful +head toward him once more, and he broke into a run, +a question burning in him, but as he opened his lips +to ask it, she vanished. + +Though the darkness had swallowed her whole, her +burnished image was still imprinted on his retinas; it +obscured his vision, brightening when he lowered his +eyelids, disorienting him. Now fear came: Her +presence had meant safety. + +“Lumos\” he whispered, and the wand-tip ignited. + +The imprint of the doe faded away with every blink of +his eyes as he stood there, listening to the sounds of +the forest, to distant crackles of twigs, soft swishes of +snow. Was he about to be attacked? Had she enticed +him into an ambush? Was he imagining that +somebody stood beyond the reach of the wandlight, +watching him? + +He held the wand higher. Nobody ran out at him, no +flash of green light burst from behind a tree. Why, +then, had she led him to this spot? + +Something gleamed in the light of the wand, and +Harry spun about, but all that was there was a small, +frozen pool, its cracked black surface glittering as he +raised the wand higher to examine it. + +He moved forward rather cautiously and looked down. +The ice reflected his distorted shadow and the beam +of wandlight, but deep below the thick, misty gray +carapace, something else glinted. A great silver cross + +Page | 413 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His heart skipped into his mouth: He dropped to his +knees at the pool’s edge and angled the wand so as to +flood the bottom of the pool with as much light as +possible. A glint of deep red ... It was a sword with +glittering rubies in its hilt. ... The sword of Gryffindor +was lying at the bottom of the forest pool. + +Barely breathing, he stared down at it. How was this +possible? How could it have come to be lying in a +forest pool, this close to the place where they were +camping? Had some unknown magic drawn Hermione +to this spot, or was the doe, which he had taken to be +a Patronus, some kind of guardian of the pool? Or +had the sword been put into the pool after they had +arrived, precisely because they were here? In which +case, where was the person who had wanted to pass +it to Harry? Again he directed the wand at the +surrounding trees and bushes, searching for a +human outline, for the glint of an eye, but he could +not see anyone there. All the same, a little more fear +leavened his exhilaration as he returned his attention +to the sword reposing upon the bottom of the frozen +pool. + +He pointed the wand at the silvery shape and +murmured, “Accio Sword.” + +It did not stir. He had not expected it to. If it had been +that easy, the sword would have lain on the ground +for him to pick up, not in the depths of a frozen pool. +He set off around the circle of ice, thinking hard +about the last time the sword had delivered itself to +him. He had been in terrible danger then, and had +asked for help. + +“Help,” he murmured, but the sword remained upon +the pool bottom, indifferent, motionless. + + + +Page | 414 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +What was it, Harry asked himself (walking again), +that Dumbledore had told him the last time he had +retrieved the sword? Only a true Gryffindor could have +pulled that out of the hat. And what were the qualities +that defined a Gryffindor? A small voice inside Harry’s +head answered him: Their daring, nerve, and chivalry +set Gryffindors apart. + +Harry stopped walking and let out a long sigh, his +smoky breath dispersing rapidly upon the frozen air. +He knew what he had to do. If he was honest with +himself, he had thought it might come to this from +the moment he had spotted the sword through the +ice. + +He glanced around at the surrounding trees again, +but was convinced now that nobody was going to +attack him. They had had their chance as he walked +alone through the forest, had had plenty of +opportunity as he examined the pool. The only reason +to delay at this point was because the immediate +prospect was so deeply uninviting. + +With fumbling fingers Harry started to remove his +many layers of clothing. Where “chivalry” entered into +this, he thought ruefully, he was not entirely sure, +unless it counted as chivalrous that he was not +calling for Hermione to do it in his stead. + +An owl hooted somewhere as he stripped off, and he +thought with a pang of Hedwig. He was shivering +now, his teeth chattering horribly, and yet he +continued to strip off until at last he stood there in +his underwear, barefooted in the snow. He placed the +pouch containing his wand, his mother’s letter, the +shard of Sirius’s mirror, and the old Snitch on top of +his clothes, then he pointed Hermione’s wand at the +ice. + + + +Page | 415 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Diffindo.” + + + +It cracked with a sound like a bullet in the silence: + +The surface of the pool broke and chunks of dark ice +rocked on the ruffled water. As far as Harry could +judge, it was not deep, but to retrieve the sword he +would have to submerge himself completely. + +Contemplating the task ahead would not make it +easier or the water warmer. He stepped to the pool’s +edge and placed Hermione’s wand on the ground, still +lit. Then, trying not to imagine how much colder he +was about to become or how violently he would soon +be shivering, he jumped. + +Every pore of his body screamed in protest: The very +air in his lungs seemed to freeze solid as he was +submerged to his shoulders in the frozen water. He +could hardly breathe; trembling so violently the water +lapped over the edges of the pool, he felt for the blade +with his numb feet. He only wanted to dive once. + +Harry put off the moment of total submersion from +second to second, gasping and shaking, until he told +himself that it must be done, gathered all his courage, +and dived. + +The cold was agony: It attacked him like fire. His +brain itself seemed to have frozen as he pushed +through the dark water to the bottom and reached +out, groping for the sword. His fingers closed around +the hilt; he pulled it upward. + +Then something closed tight around his neck. He +thought of water weeds, though nothing had brushed +him as he dived, and raised his empty hand to free +himself. It was not weed: The chain of the Horcrux +had tightened and was slowly constricting his +windpipe. + +Page | 416 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry kicked out wildly, trying to push himself back +to the surface, but merely propelled himself into the +rocky side of the pool. Thrashing, suffocating, he +scrabbled at the strangling chain, his frozen fingers +unable to loosen it, and now little lights were popping +inside his head, and he was going to drown, there was +nothing left, nothing he could do, and the arms that +closed around his chest were surely Death’s. ... + +Choking and retching, soaking and colder than he +had ever been in his life, he came to facedown in the +snow. Somewhere close by, another person was +panting and coughing and staggering around. +Hermione had come again, as she had come when the +snake attacked. ... Yet it did not sound like her, not +with those deep coughs, not judging by the weight of +the footsteps. ... + +Harry had no strength to lift his head and see his +savior’s identity. All he could do was raise a shaking +hand to his throat and feel the place where the locket +had cut tightly into his flesh. It was gone: Someone +had cut him free. Then a panting voice spoke from +over his head. + +“Are — you — mental?” + +Nothing but the shock of hearing that voice could +have given Harry the strength to get up. Shivering +violently, he staggered to his feet. There before him +stood Ron, fully dressed but drenched to the skin, his +hair plastered to his face, the sword of Gryffindor in +one hand and the Horcrux dangling from its broken +chain in the other. + +“Why the hell,” panted Ron, holding up the Horcrux, +which swung backward and forward on its shortened +chain in some parody of hypnosis, “didn’t you take +this thing off before you dived?” + +Page | 417 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could not answer. The silver doe was nothing, +nothing compared with Ron’s reappearance; he could +not believe it. Shuddering with cold, he caught up the +pile of clothes still lying at the water’s edge and began +to pull them on. As he dragged sweater after sweater +over his head, Harry stared at Ron, half expecting him +to have disappeared every time he lost sight of him, +and yet he had to be real: He had just dived into the +pool, he had saved Harry’s life. + +“It was y-you?” Harry said at last, his teeth +chattering, his voice weaker than usual due to his +near-strangulation. + +“Well, yeah,” said Ron, looking slightly confused. +“Y-you cast that doe?” + +“What? No, of course not! I thought it was you doing +it!” + + + +“My Patronus is a stag.” + +“Oh yeah. I thought it looked different. No antlers.” + +Harry put Hagrid’s pouch back around his neck, +pulled on a final sweater, stooped to pick up +Hermione’s wand, and faced Ron again. + +“How come you’re here?” + +Apparently Ron had hoped that this point would come +up later, if at all. + +“Well, I’ve — you know — I’ve come back. If — ” He +cleared his throat. “You know. You still want me.” + +There was a pause, in which the subject of Ron’s +departure seemed to rise like a wall between them. + +Page | 418 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Yet he was here. He had returned. He had just saved +Harry’s life. + +Ron looked down at his hands. He seemed +momentarily surprised to see the things he was +holding. + +“Oh yeah, I got it out,” he said, rather unnecessarily, +holding up the sword for Harry’s inspection. “That’s +why you jumped in, right?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “But I don’t understand. How did +you get here? How did you find us?” + +“Long story,” said Ron. “I’ve been looking for you for +hours, it’s a big forest, isn’t it? And I was just +thinking I’d have to kip under a tree and wait for +morning when I saw that deer coming and you +following.” + +“You didn’t see anyone else?” + +“No,” said Ron. “I — ” + +But he hesitated, glancing at two trees growing close +together some yards away. + +“I did think I saw something move over there, but I +was running to the pool at the time, because you’d +gone in and you hadn’t come up, so I wasn’t going to +make a detour to — hey!” + +Harry was already hurrying to the place Ron had +indicated. The two oaks grew close together; there +was a gap of only a few inches between the trunks at +eye level, an ideal place to see but not be seen. The +ground around the roots, however, was free of snow, +and Harry could see no sign of footprints. He walked + + + +Page | 419 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +back to where Ron stood waiting, still holding the +sword and the Horcrux. + + + +“Anything there?” Ron asked. + +“No,” said Harry. + +“So how did the sword get in that pool?” + +“Whoever cast the Patronus must have put it there.” + +They both looked at the ornate silver sword, its rubied +hilt glinting a little in the light from Hermione’s wand. + +“You reckon this is the real one?” asked Ron. + +“One way to find out, isn’t there?” said Harry. + +The Horcrux was still swinging from Ron’s hand. The +locket was twitching slightly. Harry knew that the +thing inside it was agitated again. It had sensed the +presence of the sword and had tried to kill Harry +rather than let him possess it. Now was not the time +for long discussions; now was the moment to destroy +the locket once and for all. Harry looked around, +holding Hermione’s wand high, and saw the place: a +flattish rock lying in the shadow of a sycamore tree. + +“Come here,” he said, and he led the way, brushed +snow from the rock’s surface, and held out his hand +for the Horcrux. When Ron offered the sword, +however, Harry shook his head. + +“No, you should do it.” + +“Me?” said Ron, looking shocked. “Why?” + +“Because you got the sword out of the pool. I think it’s +supposed to be you.” + +Page | 420 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He was not being kind or generous. As certainly as he +had known that the doe was benign, he knew that +Ron had to be the one to wield the sword. + +Dumbledore had at least taught Harry something +about certain kinds of magic, of the incalculable +power of certain acts. + +“I’m going to open it,” said Harry, “and you stab it. +Straightaway, okay? Because whatever’s in there will +put up a fight. The bit of Riddle in the diary tried to +kill me.” + +“How are you going to open it?” asked Ron. He looked +terrified. + +“I’m going to ask it to open, using Parseltongue,” said +Harry. The answer came so readily to his lips that he +thought that he had always known it deep down: +Perhaps it had taken his recent encounter with Nagini +to make him realize it. He looked at the serpentine S, +inlaid with glittering green stones: It was easy to +visualize it as a minuscule snake, curled upon the +cold rock. + +“No!” said Ron. “No, don’t open it! I’m serious!” + +“Why not?” asked Harry. “Let’s get rid of the damn +thing, it’s been months — ” + +“I can’t, Harry, I’m serious — you do it — ” + +“But why?” + +“Because that thing’s bad for me!” said Ron, backing +away from the locket on the rock. “I can’t handle it! + +I’m not making excuses, Harry, for what I was like, +but it affects me worse than it affected you and +Hermione, it made me think stuff — stuff I was +thinking anyway, but it made everything worse, I +Page | 421 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +can’t explain it, and then I’d take it off and I’d get my +head on straight again, and then I’d have to put the +effing thing back on — I can’t do it, Harry!” + +He had backed away, the sword dragging at his side, +shaking his head. + +“You can do it,” said Harry, “you can! You’ve just got +the sword, I know it’s supposed to be you who uses it. +Please, just get rid of it, Ron.” + +The sound of his name seemed to act like a stimulant. +Ron swallowed, then, still breathing hard through his +long nose, moved back toward the rock. + +“Tell me when,” he croaked. + +“On three,” said Harry, looking back down at the +locket and narrowing his eyes, concentrating on the +letter S, imagining a serpent, while the contents of the +locket rattled like a trapped cockroach. It would have +been easy to pity it, except that the cut around +Harry’s neck still burned. + +“One ... two ... three ... open.” + +The last word came as a hiss and a snarl and the +golden doors of the locket swung wide with a little +click. + +Behind both of the glass windows within blinked a +living eye, dark and handsome as Tom Riddle’s eyes +had been before he turned them scarlet and slit- +pupiled. + +“Stab,” said Harry, holding the locket steady on the +rock. + + + +Page | 422 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron raised the sword in his shaking hands: The point +dangled over the frantically swiveling eyes, and Harry +gripped the locket tightly, bracing himself, already +imagining blood pouring from the empty windows. + +Then a voice hissed from out of the Horcrux. + +“I have seen your heart, and it is mine.” + +“Don’t listen to it!” Harry said harshly. “Stab it!” + +“I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have +seen your fears. All you desire is possible, but all that +you dread is also possible. ...” + +“Stab!” shouted Harry; his voice echoed off the +surrounding trees, the sword point trembled, and Ron +gazed down into Riddle’s eyes. + +“ Least loved, always, by the mother who craved a +daughter . . . Least loved, now, by the girl who prefers +your friend . . . Second best, always, eternally +overshadowed ...” + +“Ron, stab it now!” Harry bellowed: He could feel the +locket quivering in his grip and was scared of what +was coming. Ron raised the sword still higher, and as +he did so, Riddle’s eyes gleamed scarlet. + +Out of the locket’s two windows, out of the eyes, there +bloomed, like two grotesque bubbles, the heads of +Harry and Hermione, weirdly distorted. + +Ron yelled in shock and backed away as the figures +blossomed out of the locket, first chests, then waists, +then legs, until they stood in the locket, side by side +like trees with a common root, swaying over Ron and +the real Harry, who had snatched his fingers away +from the locket as it burned, suddenly, white-hot. +Page | 423 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Ron!” he shouted, but the Riddle-Harry was now +speaking with Voldemort’s voice and Ron was gazing, +mesmerized, into its face. + +“ Why return? We were better without you, happier +without you, glad of your absence. . . . We laughed at +your stupidity, your cowardice, your presumption — ” + +“ Presumption?’ echoed the Riddle-Hermione, who was +more beautiful and yet more terrible than the real +Hermione: She swayed, cackling, before Ron, who +looked horrified yet transfixed, the sword hanging +pointlessly at his side. “ Who could look at you, who +would ever look at you, beside Harry Potter? What +have you ever done, compared with the Chosen One? +What are you, compared with the Boy Who Lived?” + +“Ron, stab it, STAB IT!” Harry yelled, but Ron did not +move: His eyes were wide, and the Riddle-Harry and +the Riddle-Hermione were reflected in them, their hair +swirling like flames, their eyes shining red, their +voices lifted in an evil duet. + +“ Your mother confessed,” sneered Riddle-Harry, while +Riddle-Hermione jeered, “that she would have +preferred me as a son, would be glad to exchange ...” + +“Who wouldn’t prefer him, what woman would take +you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him,” crooned +Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and +entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him +in a close embrace: Their lips met. + +On the ground in front of them, Ron’s face filled with +anguish. He raised the sword high, his arms shaking. + +“Do it, Ron!” Harry yelled. + + + +Page | 424 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron looked toward him, and Harry thought he saw a +trace of scarlet in his eyes. + +“Ron — ?” + +The sword flashed, plunged: Harry threw himself out +of the way, there was a clang of metal and a long, +drawn-out scream. Harry whirled around, slipping in +the snow, wand held ready to defend himself: but +there was nothing to fight. + +The monstrous versions of himself and Hermione +were gone: There was only Ron, standing there with +the sword held slackly in his hand, looking down at +the shattered remains of the locket on the flat rock. + +Slowly, Harry walked back to him, hardly knowing +what to say or do. Ron was breathing heavily: His +eyes were no longer red at all, but their normal blue; +they were also wet. + +Harry stooped, pretending he had not seen, and +picked up the broken Horcrux. Ron had pierced the +glass in both windows: Riddle’s eyes were gone, and +the stained silk lining of the locket was smoking +slightly. The thing that had lived in the Horcrux had +vanished; torturing Ron had been its final act. + +The sword clanged as Ron dropped it. He had sunk to +his knees, his head in his arms. He was shaking, but +not, Harry realized, from cold. Harry crammed the +broken locket into his pocket, knelt down beside Ron, +and placed a hand cautiously on his shoulder. He +took it as a good sign that Ron did not throw it off. + +“After you left,” he said in a low voice, grateful for the +fact that Ron’s face was hidden, “she cried for a week. +Probably longer, only she didn’t want me to see. There + + + +Page | 425 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +were loads of nights when we never even spoke to +each other. With you gone ...” + +He could not finish; it was only now that Ron was +here again that Harry fully realized how much his +absence had cost them. + +“She’s like my sister,” he went on. “I love her like a +sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. +It’s always been like that. I thought you knew.” + +Ron did not respond, but turned his face away from +Harry and wiped his nose noisily on his sleeve. Harry +got to his feet again and walked to where Ron’s +enormous rucksack lay yards away, discarded as Ron +had run toward the pool to save Harry from drowning. +He hoisted it onto his own back and walked back to +Ron, who clambered to his feet as Harry approached, +eyes bloodshot but otherwise composed. + +“I’m sorry,” he said in a thick voice. “I’m sorry I left. I +know I was a — a — ” + +He looked around at the darkness, as if hoping a bad +enough word would swoop down upon him and claim +him. + +“You’ve sort of made up for it tonight,” said Harry. +“Getting the sword. Finishing off the Horcrux. Saving +my life.” + +“That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was,” Ron +mumbled. + +“Stuff like that always sounds cooler than it really +was,” said Harry. “I’ve been trying to tell you that for +years.” + + + +Page | 426 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Simultaneously they walked forward and hugged, +Harry gripping the still-sopping back of Ron’s jacket. + +“And now,” said Harry as they broke apart, “all we’ve +got to do is find the tent again.” + +But it was not difficult. Though the walk through the +dark forest with the doe had seemed lengthy, with +Ron by his side the journey back seemed to take a +surprisingly short time. Harry could not wait to wake +Hermione, and it was with quickening excitement that +he entered the tent, Ron lagging a little behind him. + +It was gloriously warm after the pool and the forest, +the only illumination the bluebell flames still +shimmering in a bowl on the floor. Hermione was fast +asleep, curled up under her blankets, and did not +move until Harry had said her name several times. + +“Hermionel” + +She stirred, then sat up quickly, pushing her hair out +of her face. + +“What’s wrong? Harry? Are you all right?” + +“It’s okay, everything’s fine. More than fine. I’m great. +There’s someone here.” + +“What do you mean? Who — ?” + +She saw Ron, who stood there holding the sword and +dripping onto the threadbare carpet. Harry backed +into a shadowy corner, slipped off Ron’s rucksack, +and attempted to blend in with the canvas. + +Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a +sleepwalker toward Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. +She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly + +Page | 427 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile +and half raised his arms. + +Hermione launched herself forward and started +punching every inch of him that she could reach. + +“Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — +OW!” + +“You — complete — arse — Ronald — Weasley!” + +She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed +away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced. + +“You — crawl — back — here — after — weeks — and +— weeks — oh, where’s my wand?” + +She looked as though ready to wrestle it out of +Harry’s hands and he reacted instinctively. + +“Protegol” + +The invisible shield erupted between Ron and +Hermione: The force of it knocked her backward onto +the floor. Spitting hair out of her mouth, she leapt up +again. + +“Hermione!” said Harry. “Calm — ” + +“I will not calm down!” she screamed. Never before +had he seen her lose control like this; she looked +quite demented. “Give me back my wand! Give it back +to me\” + +“Hermione, will you please — ” + +“Don’t you tell me what to do, Harry Potter!” she +screeched. “Don’t you dare! Give it back now! And +YOU!” + +Page | 428 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She was pointing at Ron in dire accusation: It was +like a malediction, and Harry could not blame Ron for +retreating several steps. + +“I came running after you! I called you! I begged you +to come back!” + +“I know,” Ron said, “Hermione, I’m sorry, I’m really — + + + +“Oh, you’re sorry!” + +She laughed, a high-pitched, out-of-control sound; +Ron looked at Harry for help, but Harry merely +grimaced his helplessness. + +“You come back after weeks — weeks — and you +think it’s all going to be all right if you just say +sorry?” + +“Well, what else can I say?” Ron shouted, and Harry +was glad that Ron was fighting back. + +“Oh, I don’t know!” yelled Hermione with awful +sarcasm. “Rack your brains, Ron, that should only +take a couple of seconds — ” + +“Hermione,” interjected Harry, who considered this a +low blow, “he just saved my — ” + +“I don’t care!” she screamed. “I don’t care what he’s +done! Weeks and weeks, we could have been dead for +all he knew — ” + +“I knew you weren’t dead!” bellowed Ron, drowning +her voice for the first time, and approaching as close +as he could with the Shield Charm between them. +“Harry’s all over the Prophet, all over the radio, they’re +looking for you everywhere, all these rumors and +Page | 429 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mental stories, I knew I’d hear straight off if you were +dead, you don’t know what it’s been like — ” + + + +“What it’s been like for you?” + +Her voice was now so shrill only bats would be able to +hear it soon, but she had reached a level of +indignation that rendered her temporarily speechless, +and Ron seized his opportunity. + +“I wanted to come back the minute I’d Disapparated, +but I walked straight into a gang of Snatchers, +Hermione, and I couldn’t go anywhere!” + +“A gang of what?” asked Harry, as Hermione threw +herself down into a chair with her arms and legs +crossed so tightly it seemed unlikely that she would +unravel them for several years. + +“Snatchers,” said Ron. “They’re everywhere — gangs +trying to earn gold by rounding up Muggle-borns and +blood traitors, there’s a reward from the Ministry for +everyone captured. I was on my own and I look like I +might be school age; they got really excited, thought I +was a Muggle-born in hiding. I had to talk fast to get +out of being dragged to the Ministry.” + +“What did you say to them?” + +“Told them I was Stan Shunpike. First person I could +think of.” + +“And they believed that?” + +“They weren’t the brightest. One of them was +definitely part troll, the smell off him. ...” + +Ron glanced at Hermione, clearly hopeful she might +soften at this small instance of humor, but her + +Page | 430 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +expression remained stony above her tightly knotted +limbs. + +“Anyway, they had a row about whether I was Stan or +not. It was a bit pathetic to be honest, but there were +still five of them and only one of me and they’d taken +my wand. Then two of them got into a fight and while +the others were distracted I managed to hit the one +holding me in the stomach, grabbed his wand, +Disarmed the bloke holding mine, and Disapparated. + +I didn’t do it so well, Splinched myself again” — Ron +held up his right hand to show two missing +fingernails; Hermione raised her eyebrows coldly — +“and I came out miles from where you were. By the +time I got back to that bit of riverbank where we’d +been ... you’d gone.” + +“Gosh, what a gripping story,” Hermione said in the +lofty voice she adopted when wishing to wound. “You +must have been simply terrified. Meanwhile we went +to Godric’s Hollow and, let’s think, what happened +there, Harry? Oh yes, You-Know- Who’s snake turned +up, it nearly killed both of us, and then You-Know- +Who himself arrived and missed us by about a +second.” + +“What?” Ron said, gaping from her to Harry, but +Hermione ignored him. + +“Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts +our sufferings into perspective, doesn’t it?” + +“Hermione,” said Harry quietly, “Ron just saved my +life.” + +She appeared not to have heard him. + +“One thing I would like to know, though,” she said, +fixing her eyes on a spot a foot over Ron’s head. “How + +Page | 431 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +exactly did you find us tonight? That’s important. + +Once we know, we’ll be able to make sure we’re not +visited by anyone else we don’t want to see.” + +Ron glared at her, then pulled a small silver object +from his jeans pocket. + +“This.” + +She had to look at Ron to see what he was showing +them. + +“The Deluminator?” she asked, so surprised she +forgot to look cold and fierce. + +“It doesn’t just turn the lights on and off,” said Ron. “I +don’t know how it works or why it happened then and +not any other time, because I’ve been wanting to come +back ever since I left. But I was listening to the radio +really early on Christmas morning and I heard ... I +heard you.” + +He was looking at Hermione. + +“You heard me on the radio?” she asked +incredulously. + +“No, I heard you coming out of my pocket. Your +voice,” he held up the Deluminator again, “came out +of this.” + +“And what exactly did I say?” asked Hermione, her +tone somewhere between skepticism and curiosity. + +“My name. ‘Ron.’ And you said ... something about a +wand. ...” + +Hermione turned a fiery shade of scarlet. Harry +remembered: It had been the first time Ron’s name + +Page | 432 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +had been said aloud by either of them since the day +he had left; Hermione had mentioned it when talking +about repairing Harry’s wand. + +“So I took it out,” Ron went on, looking at the +Deluminator, “and it didn’t seem different or +anything, but I was sure I’d heard you. So I clicked it. +And the light went out in my room, but another light +appeared right outside the window.” + +Ron raised his empty hand and pointed in front of +him, his eyes focused on something neither Harry nor +Hermione could see. + +“It was a ball of light, kind of pulsing, and bluish, like +that light you get around a Portkey, you know?” + +“Yeah,” said Harry and Hermione together +automatically. + +“I knew this was it,” said Ron. “I grabbed my stuff and +packed it, then I put on my rucksack and went out +into the garden. + +“The little ball of light was hovering there, waiting for +me, and when I came out it bobbed along a bit and I +followed it behind the shed and then it ... well, it went +inside me.” + +“Sorry?” said Harry, sure he had not heard correctly. + +“It sort of floated toward me,” said Ron, illustrating +the movement with his free index finger, “right to my +chest, and then — it just went straight through. It +was here,” he touched a point close to his heart, “I +could feel it, it was hot. And once it was inside me I +knew what I was supposed to do, I knew it would take +me where I needed to go. So I Disapparated and came + + + +Page | 433 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +out on the side of a hill. There was snow everywhere. + + + +“We were there,” said Harry. “We spent two nights +there, and the second night I kept thinking I could +hear someone moving around in the dark and calling +out!” + +“Yeah, well, that would’ve been me,” said Ron. “Your +protective spells work, anyway, because I couldn’t see +you and I couldn’t hear you. I was sure you were +around, though, so in the end I got in my sleeping bag +and waited for one of you to appear. I thought you’d +have to show yourselves when you packed up the +tent.” + +“No, actually,” said Hermione. “We’ve been +Disapparating under the Invisibility Cloak as an extra +precaution. And we left really early, because, as Harry +says, we’d heard somebody blundering around.” + +“Well, I stayed on that hill all day,” said Ron. “I kept +hoping you’d appear. But when it started to get dark I +knew I must have missed you, so I clicked the +Deluminator again, the blue light came out and went +inside me, and I Disapparated and arrived here in +these woods. I still couldn’t see you, so I just had to +hope one of you would show yourselves in the end — +and Harry did. Well, I saw the doe first, obviously.” + +“You saw the what?” said Hermione sharply. + +They explained what had happened, and as the story +of the silver doe and the sword in the pool unfolded, +Hermione frowned from one to the other of them, +concentrating so hard she forgot to keep her limbs +locked together. + + + +Page | 434 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But it must have been a Patronus!” she said. +“Couldn’t you see who was casting it? Didn’t you see +anyone? And it led you to the sword! I can’t believe +this! Then what happened?” + +Ron explained how he had watched Harry jump into +the pool and had waited for him to resurface; how he +had realized that something was wrong, dived in, and +saved Harry, then returned for the sword. He got as +far as the opening of the locket, then hesitated, and +Harry cut in. + +“ — and Ron stabbed it with the sword.” + +“And ... and it went? Just like that?” she whispered. + +“Well, it — it screamed,” said Harry with half a glance +at Ron. “Here.” + +He threw the locket into her lap; gingerly she picked it +up and examined its punctured windows. + +Deciding that it was at last safe to do so, Harry +removed the Shield Charm with a wave of Hermione’s +wand and turned to Ron. + +“Did you just say you got away from the Snatchers +with a spare wand?” + +“What?” said Ron, who had been watching Hermione +examining the locket. “Oh — oh yeah.” + +He tugged open a buckle on his rucksack and pulled +a short, dark wand out of its pocket. “Here. I figured +it’s always handy to have a backup.” + +“You were right,” said Harry, holding out his hand. +“Mine’s broken.” + + + +Page | 435 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re kidding?” Ron said, but at that moment +Hermione got to her feet, and he looked apprehensive +again. + +Hermione put the vanquished Horcrux into the +beaded bag, then climbed back into her bed and +settled down without another word. + +Ron passed Harry the new wand. + +“About the best you could hope for, I think,” +murmured Harry. + +“Yeah,” said Ron. “Could’ve been worse. Remember +those birds she set on me?” + +“I still haven’t ruled it out,” came Hermione’s muffled +voice from beneath her blankets, but Harry saw Ron +smiling slightly as he pulled his maroon pajamas out +of his rucksack. + + + +Page | 436 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +XEN OPHILIUS LOVEGOOD + +Harry had not expected Hermione’s anger to abate +overnight, and was therefore unsurprised that she +communicated mainly by dirty looks and pointed +silences the next morning. Ron responded by +maintaining an unnaturally somber demeanor in her +presence as an outward sign of continuing remorse. + +In fact, when all three of them were together Harry +felt like the only non-mourner at a poorly attended +funeral. During those few moments he spent alone +with Harry, however (collecting water and searching +the undergrowth for mushrooms), Ron became +shamelessly cheery. + +“Someone helped us,” he kept saying. “Someone sent +that doe. Someone’s on our side. One Horcrux down, +mate!” + +Bolstered by the destruction of the locket, they set to +debating the possible locations of the other +Horcruxes, and even though they had discussed the +matter so often before, Harry felt optimistic, certain +that more breakthroughs would succeed the first. + +Page | 437 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Hermione’s sulkiness could not mar his buoyant +spirits: The sudden upswing in their fortunes, the +appearance of the mysterious doe, the recovery of +Gryffindor’s sword, and above all, Ron’s return, made +Harry so happy that it was quite difficult to maintain +a straight face. + +Late in the afternoon he and Ron escaped Hermione’s +baleful presence again, and under the pretense of +scouring the bare hedges for nonexistent +blackberries, they continued their ongoing exchange +of news. Harry had finally managed to tell Ron the +whole story of his and Hermione’s various +wanderings, right up to the full story of what had +happened at Godric’s Hollow; Ron was now filling +Harry in on everything he had discovered about the +wider Wizarding world during his weeks away. + +"... and how did you find out about the Taboo?” he +asked Harry after explaining the many desperate +attempts of Muggle-borns to evade the Ministry. + +“The what?” + +“You and Hermione have stopped saying You-Know- +Who’s name!” + +“Oh, yeah. Well, it’s just a bad habit we’ve slipped +into,” said Harry. “But I haven’t got a problem calling +him V — ” + +“NO!” roared Ron, causing Harry to jump into the +hedge and Hermione (nose buried in a book at the +tent entrance) to scowl over at them. “Sorry,” said +Ron, wrenching Harry back out of the brambles, “but +the name’s been jinxed, Harry, that’s how they track +people! Using his name breaks protective +enchantments, it causes some kind of magical + + + +Page | 438 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +disturbance — it’s how they found us in Tottenham +Court Road!” + + + +“Because we used his name?” + +“Exactly! You’ve got to give them credit, it makes +sense. It was only people who were serious about +standing up to him, like Dumbledore, who ever dared +use it. Now they’ve put a Taboo on it, anyone who +says it is trackable — quick-and-easy way to find +Order members! They nearly got Kingsley — ” + +“You’re kidding?” + +“Yeah, a bunch of Death Eaters cornered him, Bill +said, but he fought his way out. He’s on the run now, +just like us.” Ron scratched his chin thoughtfully with +the end of his wand. “You don’t reckon Kingsley could +have sent that doe?” + +“His Patronus is a lynx, we saw it at the wedding, +remember?” + +“Oh yeah ...” + +They moved farther along the hedge, away from the +tent and Hermione. + +“Harry ... you don’t reckon it could’ve been +Dumbledore?” + +“Dumbledore what?” + +Ron looked a little embarrassed, but said in a low +voice, “Dumbledore ... the doe? I mean,” Ron was +watching Harry out of the corners of his eyes, “he had +the real sword last, didn’t he?” + + + +Page | 439 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry did not laugh at Ron, because he understood +too well the longing behind the question. The idea +that Dumbledore had managed to come back to them, +that he was watching over them, would have been +inexpressibly comforting. He shook his head. + +“Dumbledore’s dead,” he said. “I saw it happen, I saw +the body. He’s definitely gone. Anyway, his Patronus +was a phoenix, not a doe.” + +“Patronuses can change, though, can’t they?” said +Ron. “Tonks’s changed, didn’t it?” + +“Yeah, but if Dumbledore was alive, why wouldn’t he +show himself? Why wouldn’t he just hand us the +sword?” + +“Search me,” said Ron. “Same reason he didn’t give it +to you while he was alive? Same reason he left you an +old Snitch and Hermione a book of kids’ stories?” + +“Which is what?” asked Harry, turning to look Ron +full in the face, desperate for the answer. + +“I dunno,” said Ron. “Sometimes I’ve thought, when +I’ve been a bit hacked off, he was having a laugh or — +or he just wanted to make it more difficult. But I don’t +think so, not anymore. He knew what he was doing +when he gave me the Deluminator, didn’t he? He — +well,” Ron’s ears turned bright red and he became +engrossed in a tuft of grass at his feet, which he +prodded with his toe, “he must’ve known I’d run out +on you.” + +“No,” Harry corrected him. “He must’ve known you’d +always want to come back.” + +Ron looked grateful, but still awkward. Partly to +change the subject, Harry said, “Speaking of + +Page | 440 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore, have you heard what Skeeter wrote +about him?” + +“Oh yeah,” said Ron at once, “people are talking about +it quite a lot. ’Course, if things were different, it’d be +huge news, Dumbledore being pals with Grindelwald, +but now it’s just something to laugh about for people +who didn’t like Dumbledore, and a bit of a slap in the +face for everyone who thought he was such a good +bloke. I don’t know that it’s such a big deal, though. +He was really young when they — ” + +“Our age,” said Harry, just as he had retorted to +Hermione, and something in his face seemed to +decide Ron against pursuing the subject. + +A large spider sat in the middle of a frosted web in the +brambles. Harry took aim at it with the wand Ron had +given him the previous night, which Hermione had +since condescended to examine, and had decided was +made of blackthorn. + +“Engorgio.” + +The spider gave a little shiver, bouncing slightly in the +web. Harry tried again. This time the spider grew +slightly larger. + +“Stop that,” said Ron sharply. “I’m sorry I said +Dumbledore was young, okay?” + +Harry had forgotten Ron’s hatred of spiders. + +“Sorry — Reducio.” + +The spider did not shrink. Harry looked down at the +blackthorn wand. Every minor spell he had cast with +it so far that day had seemed less powerful than those +he had produced with his phoenix wand. The new one + +Page | 441 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +felt intrusively unfamiliar, like having somebody else’s +hand sewn to the end of his arm. + +“You just need to practice,” said Hermione, who had +approached them noiselessly from behind and had +stood watching anxiously as Harry tried to enlarge +and reduce the spider. “It’s all a matter of confidence, +Harry.” + +He knew why she wanted it to be all right: She still +felt guilty about breaking his wand. He bit back the +retort that sprang to his lips, that she could take the +blackthorn wand if she thought it made no difference, +and he would have hers instead. Keen for them all to +be friends again, however, he agreed; but when Ron +gave Hermione a tentative smile, she stalked off and +vanished behind her book once more. + +All three of them returned to the tent when darkness +fell, and Harry took first watch. Sitting in the +entrance, he tried to make the blackthorn wand +levitate small stones at his feet; but his magic still +seemed clumsier and less powerful than it had done +before. Hermione was lying on her bunk reading, +while Ron, after many nervous glances up at her, had +taken a small wooden wireless out of his rucksack +and started to try and tune it. + +“There’s this one program,” he told Harry in a low +voice, “that tells the news like it really is. All the +others are on You- Know- Who’s side and are following +the Ministry line, but this one ... you wait till you +hear it, it’s great. Only they can’t do it every night, +they have to keep changing locations in case they’re +raided, and you need a password to tune in. ... + +Trouble is, I missed the last one. ...” + +He drummed lightly on the top of the radio with his +wand, muttering random words under his breath. He + +Page | 442 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +threw Hermione many covert glances, plainly fearing +an angry outburst, but for all the notice she took of +him he might not have been there. For ten minutes or +so Ron tapped and muttered, Hermione turned the +pages of her book, and Harry continued to practice +with the blackthorn wand. + +Finally Hermione climbed down from her bunk. Ron +ceased his tapping at once. + +“If it’s annoying you, 111 stop!” he told Hermione +nervously. + +Hermione did not deign to respond, but approached +Harry. + +“We need to talk,” she said. + +He looked at the book still clutched in her hand. It +was The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore. + +“What?” he said apprehensively. It flew through his +mind that there was a chapter on him in there; he +was not sure he felt up to hearing Rita’s version of his +relationship with Dumbledore. Hermione ’s answer, +however, was completely unexpected. + +“I want to go and see Xenophilius Lovegood.” + +He stared at her. + +“Sorry?” + +“Xenophilius Lovegood. Luna’s father. I want to go +and talk to him!” + +“Er — why?” + + + +Page | 443 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She took a deep breath, as though bracing herself, +and said, “It’s that mark, the mark in Beedle the +Bard. Look at this!” + +She thrust The Life and Lies ofAlbus Dumbledore +under Harry’s unwilling eyes and he saw a +photograph of the original letter that Dumbledore had +written Grindelwald, with Dumbledore ’s familiar thin, +slanting handwriting. He hated seeing absolute proof +that Dumbledore really had written those words, that +they had not been Rita’s invention. + +“The signature,” said Hermione. “Look at the +signature, Harry!” + +He obeyed. For a moment he had no idea what she +was talking about, but, looking more closely with the +aid of his lit wand, he saw that Dumbledore had +replaced the A of Albus with a tiny version of the +same triangular mark inscribed upon The Tales of +Beedle the Bard. + +“Er — what are you — ?” said Ron tentatively, but +Hermione quelled him with a look and turned back to +Harry. + +“It keeps cropping up, doesn’t it?” she said. “I know +Viktor said it was Grindelwald ’s mark, but it was +definitely on that old grave in Godric’s Hollow, and +the dates on the headstone were long before +Grindelwald came along! And now this! Well, we can’t +ask Dumbledore or Grindelwald what it means — I +don’t even know whether Grindelwald’s still alive — +but we can ask Mr. Lovegood. He was wearing the +symbol at the wedding. I’m sure this is important, +Harry!” + +Harry did not answer immediately. He looked into her +intense, eager face and then out into the surrounding + +Page | 444 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +darkness, thinking. After a long pause he said, +“Hermione, we don’t need another Godric’s Hollow. + +We talked ourselves into going there, and — ” + +“But it keeps appearing, Harry! Dumbledore left me +The Tales of Beedle the Bard, how do you know we’re +not supposed to find out about the sign?” + +“Here we go again!” Harry felt slightly exasperated. + +“We keep trying to convince ourselves Dumbledore left +us secret signs and clues — ” + +“The Deluminator turned out to be pretty useful,” +piped up Ron. “I think Hermione’s right, I think we +ought to go and see Lovegood.” + +Harry threw him a dark look. He was quite sure that +Ron’s support of Hermione had little to do with a +desire to know the meaning of the triangular rune. + +“It won’t be like Godric’s Hollow,” Ron added, +“Lovegood’s on your side, Harry, The Quibbler’s been +for you all along, it keeps telling everyone they’ve got +to help you!” + +“I’m sure this is important!” said Hermione earnestly. + +“But don’t you think if it was, Dumbledore would +have told me about it before he died?” + +“Maybe ... maybe it’s something you need to find out +for yourself,” said Hermione with a faint air of +clutching at straws. + +“Yeah,” said Ron sycophantically, “that makes sense.” + +“No, it doesn’t,” snapped Hermione, “but I still think +we ought to talk to Mr. Lovegood. A symbol that links + + + +Page | 445 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore, Grindelwald, and Godric’s Hollow? +Harry, I’m sure we ought to know about this!” + + + +“I think we should vote on it,” said Ron. “Those in +favor of going to see Lovegood — ” + +His hand flew into the air before Hermione’s. Her lips +quivered suspiciously as she raised her own. + +“Outvoted, Harry, sorry,” said Ron, clapping him on +the back. + +“Fine,” said Harry, half amused, half irritated. “Only, +once we’ve seen Lovegood, let’s try and look for some +more Horcruxes, shall we? Where do the Lovegoods +live, anyway? Do either of you know?” + +“Yeah, they’re not far from my place,” said Ron. “I +dunno exactly where, but Mum and Dad always point +toward the hills whenever they mention them. +Shouldn’t be hard to find.” + +When Hermione had returned to her bunk, Harry +lowered his voice. + +“You only agreed to try and get back in her good +books.” + +“All’s fair in love and war,” said Ron brightly, “and +this is a bit of both. Cheer up, it’s the Christmas +holidays, Luna ’ll be home!” + +They had an excellent view of the village of Ottery St. +Catchpole from the breezy hillside to which they +Disapparated next morning. From their high vantage +point the village looked like a collection of toy houses +in the great slanting shafts of sunlight stretching to +earth in the breaks between clouds. They stood for a +minute or two looking toward the Burrow, their hands +Page | 446 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shadowing their eyes, but all they could make out +were the high hedges and trees of the orchard, which +afforded the crooked little house protection from +Muggle eyes. + +“It’s weird, being this near, but not going to visit,” +said Ron. + +“Well, it’s not like you haven’t just seen them. You +were there for Christmas,” said Hermione coldly. + +“I wasn’t at the Burrow!” said Ron with an +incredulous laugh. “Do you think I was going to go +back there and tell them all I’d walked out on you? +Yeah, Fred and George would’ve been great about it. +And Ginny, she’d have been really understanding.” + +“But where have you been, then?” asked Hermione, +surprised. + +“Bill and Fleur’s new place. Shell Cottage. Bill’s +always been decent to me. He — he wasn’t impressed +when he heard what I’d done, but he didn’t go on +about it. He knew I was really sorry. None of the rest +of the family know I was there. Bill told Mum he and +Fleur weren’t going home for Christmas because they +wanted to spend it alone. You know, first holiday after +they were married. I don’t think Fleur minded. You +know how much she hates Celestina Warbeck.” + +Ron turned his back on the Burrow. + +“Let’s try up here,” he said, leading the way over the +top of the hill. + +They walked for a few hours, Harry, at Hermione ’s +insistence, hidden beneath the Invisibility Cloak. The +cluster of low hills appeared to be uninhabited apart +from one small cottage, which seemed deserted. + +Page | 447 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Do you think it’s theirs, and they’ve gone away for +Christmas?” said Hermione, peering through the +window at a neat little kitchen with geraniums on the +windowsill. Ron snorted. + +“Listen, I’ve got a feeling you’d be able to tell who lived +there if you looked through the Lovegoods’ window. +Let’s try the next lot of hills.” + +So they Disapparated a few miles farther north. + +“Aha!” shouted Ron, as the wind whipped their hair +and clothes. Ron was pointing upward, toward the top +of the hill on which they had appeared, where a most +strange-looking house rose vertically against the sky, +a great black cylinder with a ghostly moon hanging +behind it in the afternoon sky. “That’s got to be +Luna’s house, who else would live in a place like that? +It looks like a giant rook!” + +“It’s nothing like a bird,” said Hermione, frowning at +the tower. + +“I was talking about a chess rook,” said Ron. “A castle +to you.” + +Ron’s legs were the longest and he reached the top of +the hill first. When Harry and Hermione caught up +with him, panting and clutching stitches in their +sides, they found him grinning broadly. + +“It’s theirs,” said Ron. “Look.” + +Three hand-painted signs had been tacked to a +broken-down gate. The first read, + +THE QUIBBLER. EDITOR: X. LOVEGOOD + +the second, + +Page | 448 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +PICK YOUR OWN MISTLETOE + + + +the third, + +KEEP OFF THE DIRIGIBLE PLUMS + +The gate creaked as they opened it. The zigzagging +path leading to the front door was overgrown with a +variety of odd plants, including a bush covered in the +orange radishlike fruit Luna sometimes wore as +earrings. Harry thought he recognized a Snargaluff +and gave the wizened stump a wide berth. Two aged +crab apple trees, bent with the wind, stripped of +leaves but still heavy with berry-sized red fruits and +bushy crowns of white-beaded mistletoe, stood +sentinel on either side of the front door. A little owl +with a slightly flattened, hawklike head peered down +at them from one of the branches. + +“You’d better take off the Invisibility Cloak, Harry,” +said Hermione. “It’s you Mr. Lovegood wants to help, +not us.” + +He did as she suggested, handing her the Cloak to +stow in the beaded bag. She then rapped three times +on the thick black door, which was studded with iron +nails and bore a knocker shaped like an eagle. + +Barely ten seconds passed, then the door was flung +open and there stood Xenophilius Lovegood, barefoot +and wearing what appeared to be a stained nightshirt +His long white candyfloss hair was dirty and +unkempt. Xenophilius had been positively dapper at +Bill and Fleur’s wedding by comparison. + +“What? What is it? Who are you? What do you want?” +he cried in a high-pitched, querulous voice, looking +first at Hermione, then at Ron, and finally at Harry, + + + +Page | 449 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +upon which his mouth fell open in a perfect, comical + +O. + + + +“Hello, Mr. Lovegood,” said Harry, holding out his +hand. “I’m Harry, Harry Potter.” + +Xenophilius did not take Harry’s hand, although the +eye that was not pointing inward at his nose slid +straight to the scar on Harry’s forehead. + +“Would it be okay if we came in?” asked Harry. +“There’s something we’d like to ask you.” + +“I ... I’m not sure that’s advisable,” whispered +Xenophilius. He swallowed and cast a quick look +around the garden. “Rather a shock ... My word ... I +... I’m afraid I don’t really think I ought to — ” + +“It won’t take long,” said Harry, slightly disappointed +by this less-than-warm welcome. + +“I — oh, all right then. Come in, quickly. QuicklyV’ + +They were barely over the threshold when Xenophilius +slammed the door shut behind them. They were +standing in the most peculiar kitchen Harry had ever +seen. The room was perfectly circular, so that it felt +like being inside a giant pepper pot. Everything was +curved to fit the walls — the stove, the sink, and the +cupboards — and all of it had been painted with +flowers, insects, and birds in bright primary colors. +Harry thought he recognized Luna’s style: The effect, +in such an enclosed space, was slightly +overwhelming. + +In the middle of the floor, a wrought-iron spiral +staircase led to the upper levels. There was a great +deal of clattering and banging coming from overhead: +Harry wondered what Luna could be doing. + +Page | 450 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’d better come up,” said Xenophilius, still looking +extremely uncomfortable, and he led the way. + +The room above seemed to be a combination of living +room and workplace, and as such, was even more +cluttered than the kitchen. Though much smaller and +entirely round, the room somewhat resembled the +Room of Requirement on the unforgettable occasion +that it had transformed itself into a gigantic labyrinth +comprised of centuries of hidden objects. There were +piles upon piles of books and papers on every surface. +Delicately made models of creatures Harry did not +recognize, all flapping wings or snapping jaws, hung +from the ceiling. + +Luna was not there: The thing that was making such +a racket was a wooden object covered in magically +turning cogs and wheels. It looked like the bizarre +offspring of a workbench and a set of old shelves, but +after a moment Harry deduced that it was an old- +fashioned printing press, due to the fact that it was +churning out Quibblers. + +“Excuse me,” said Xenophilius, and he strode over to +the machine, seized a grubby tablecloth from beneath +an immense number of books and papers, which all +tumbled onto the floor, and threw it over the press, +somewhat muffling the loud bangs and clatters. He +then faced Harry. + +“Why have you come here?” + +Before Harry could speak, however, Hermione let out +a small cry of shock. + +“Mr. Lovegood — what’s that?” + +She was pointing at an enormous, gray spiral horn, +not unlike that of a unicorn, which had been + +Page | 451 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mounted on the wall, protruding several feet into the +room. + +“It is the horn of a Crumple-Horned Snorkack,” said +Xenophilius. + +“No it isn’t!” said Hermione. + +“Hermione,” muttered Harry, embarrassed, “now’s not +the moment — ” + +“But Harry, it’s an Erumpent horn! It’s a Class B +Tradeable Material and it’s an extraordinarily +dangerous thing to have in a house!” + +“How d’you know it’s an Erumpent horn?” asked Ron, +edging away from the horn as fast as he could, given +the extreme clutter of the room. + +“There’s a description in Fantastic Beasts and Where +to Find Them .! Mr. Lovegood, you need to get rid of it +straightaway, don’t you know it can explode at the +slightest touch?” + +“The Crumple-Horned Snorkack,” said Xenophilius +very clearly, a mulish look upon his face, “is a shy +and highly magical creature, and its horn — ” + +���Mr. Lovegood, I recognize the grooved markings +around the base, that’s an Erumpent horn and it’s +incredibly dangerous — I don’t know where you got it + + + +“I bought it,” said Xenophilius dogmatically, “two +weeks ago, from a delightful young wizard who knew +of my interest in the exquisite Snorkack. A Christmas +surprise for my Luna. Now,” he said, turning to +Harry, “why exactly have you come here, Mr. Potter?” + + + +Page | 452 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We need some help,” said Harry, before Hermione +could start again. + + + +“Ah,” said Xenophilius. “Help. Hmm.” + +His good eye moved again to Harry’s scar. He seemed +simultaneously terrified and mesmerized. + +“Yes. The thing is ... helping Harry Potter ... rather +dangerous ...” + +“Aren’t you the one who keeps telling everyone it’s +their first duty to help Harry?” said Ron. “In that +magazine of yours?” + +Xenophilius glanced behind him at the concealed +printing press, still banging and clattering beneath +the tablecloth. + +“Er — yes, I have expressed that view. However — ” + +“That’s for everyone else to do, not you personally?” +said Ron. + +Xenophilius did not answer. He kept swallowing, his +eyes darting between the three of them. Harry had the +impression that he was undergoing some painful +internal struggle. + +“Where’s Luna?” asked Hermione. “Let’s see what she +thinks.” + +Xenophilius gulped. He seemed to be steeling himself. +Finally he said in a shaky voice difficult to hear over +the noise of the printing press, “Luna is down at the +stream, fishing for Freshwater Plimpies. She ... she +will like to see you. I’ll go and call her and then — +yes, very well. I shall try to help you.” + +Page | 453 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He disappeared down the spiral staircase and they +heard the front door open and close. They looked at +each other. + +“Cowardly old wart,” said Ron. “Luna’s got ten times +his guts.” + +“He’s probably worried about what’ll happen to them +if the Death Eaters find out I was here,” said Harry. + +“Well, I agree with Ron,” said Hermione. “Awful old +hypocrite, telling everyone else to help you and trying +to worm out of it himself. And for heaven’s sake keep +away from that horn.” + +Harry crossed to the window on the far side of the +room. He could see a stream, a thin, glittering ribbon +lying far below them at the base of the hill. They were +very high up; a bird fluttered past the window as he +stared in the direction of the Burrow, now invisible +beyond another line of hills. Ginny was over there +somewhere. They were closer to each other today than +they had been since Bill and Fleur’s wedding, but she +could have no idea he was gazing toward her now, +thinking of her. He supposed he ought to be glad of it; +anyone he came into contact with was in danger, +Xenophilius’s attitude proved that. + +He turned away from the window and his gaze fell +upon another peculiar object standing upon the +cluttered, curved sideboard: a stone bust of a +beautiful but austere-looking witch wearing a most +bizarre-looking headdress. Two objects that +resembled golden ear trumpets curved out from the +sides. A tiny pair of glittering blue wings was stuck to +a leather strap that ran over the top of her head, +while one of the orange radishes had been stuck to a +second strap around her forehead. + + + +Page | 454 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Look at this,” said Harry. + + + +“Fetching,” said Ron. “Surprised he didn’t wear that +to the wedding.” + +They heard the front door close, and a moment later +Xenophilius had climbed back up the spiral staircase +into the room, his thin legs now encased in +Wellington boots, bearing a tray of ill-assorted +teacups and a steaming teapot. + +“Ah, you have spotted my pet invention,” he said, +shoving the tray into Hermione’s arms and joining +Harry at the statue’s side. “Modeled, fittingly enough, +upon the head of the beautiful Rowena Ravenclaw. + +‘Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasureV ” + +He indicated the objects like ear trumpets. + +“These are the Wrackspurt siphons — to remove all +sources of distraction from the thinker’s immediate +area. Here,” he pointed out the tiny wings, “a billywig +propeller, to induce an elevated frame of mind. +Finally,” he pointed to the orange radish, “the +Dirigible Plum, so as to enhance the ability to accept +the extraordinary.” + +Xenophilius strode back to the tea tray, which +Hermione had managed to balance precariously on +one of the cluttered side tables. + +“May I offer you all an infusion of Gurdyroots?” said +Xenophilius. “We make it ourselves.” As he started to +pour out the drink, which was as deeply purple as +beetroot juice, he added, “Luna is down beyond +Bottom Bridge, she is most excited that you are here. +She ought not to be too long, she has caught nearly +enough Plimpies to make soup for all of us. Do sit +down and help yourselves to sugar. + +Page | 455 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now,” he removed a tottering pile of papers from an +armchair and sat down, his Wellingtoned legs +crossed, “how may I help you, Mr. Potter?” + +“Well,” said Harry, glancing at Hermione, who nodded +encouragingly, “it’s about that symbol you were +wearing around your neck at Bill and Fleur’s +wedding, Mr. Lovegood. We wondered what it meant.” + +Xenophilius raised his eyebrows. + +“Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?” + + + +Page | 456 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE TALE OF THE THREE +BROTHERS + +Harry turned to look at Ron and Hermione. Neither of +them seemed to have understood what Xenophilius +had said either. + +“The Deathly Hallows?” + +“That’s right,” said Xenophilius. “You haven’t heard of +them? I’m not surprised. Very, very few wizards +believe. Witness that knuckle-headed young man at +your brother’s wedding,” he nodded at Ron, “who +attacked me for sporting the symbol of a well-known +Dark wizard! Such ignorance. There is nothing Dark +about the Hallows — at least, not in that crude sense. +One simply uses the symbol to reveal oneself to other +believers, in the hope that they might help one with +the Quest.” + +He stirred several lumps of sugar into his Gurdyroot +infusion and drank some. + + + +Page | 457 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I’m sorry,” said Harry. “I still don’t really +understand.” + +To be polite, he took a sip from his cup too, and +almost gagged: The stuff was quite disgusting, as +though someone had liquidized bogey-flavored Every +Flavor Beans. + +“Well, you see, believers seek the Deathly Hallows,” +said Xenophilius, smacking his lips in apparent +appreciation of the Gurdyroot infusion. + +“But what are the Deathly Hallows?” asked Hermione. + +Xenophilius set aside his empty teacup. + +“I assume that you are all familiar with “The Tale of +the Three Brothers’?” + +Harry said, “No,” but Ron and Hermione both said, +“Yes.” Xenophilius nodded gravely. + +“Well, well, Mr. Potter, the whole thing starts with +The Tale of the Three Brothers’ ... I have a copy +somewhere. ...” + +He glanced vaguely around the room, at the piles of +parchment and books, but Hermione said, “I’ve got a +copy, Mr. Lovegood, I’ve got it right here.” + +And she pulled out The Tales of Beedle the Bard from +the small, beaded bag. + +“The original?” inquired Xenophilius sharply, and +when she nodded, he said, “Well then, why don’t you +read it aloud? Much the best way to make sure we all +understand.” + + + +Page | 458 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Er ... all right,” said Hermione nervously. She opened +the book, and Harry saw that the symbol they were +investigating headed the top of the page as she gave a +little cough, and began to read. + +“ ‘There were once three brothers who were traveling +along a lonely, winding road at twilight — ’ ” + +“Midnight, our mum always told us,” said Ron, who +had stretched out, arms behind his head, to listen. +Hermione shot him a look of annoyance. + +“Sorry, I just think it’s a bit spookier if it’s midnight!” +said Ron. + +“Yeah, because we really need a bit more fear in our +lives,” said Harry before he could stop himself. +Xenophilius did not seem to be paying much +attention, but was staring out of the window at the +sky. “Go on, Hermione.” + +“ ‘In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to +wade through and too dangerous to swim across. +However, these brothers were learned in the magical +arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made +a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They +were halfway across it when they found their path +blocked by a hooded figure. + +“ ‘And Death spoke to them — ’ ” + +“Sorry,” interjected Harry, “but Death spoke to them?” +“It’s a fairy tale, Harry!” + +“Right, sorry. Go on.” + +“ ‘And Death spoke to them. He was angry that he had +been cheated out of three new victims, for travelers + +Page | 459 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +usually drowned in the river. But Death was cunning. +He pretended to congratulate the three brothers upon +their magic, and said that each had earned a prize for +having been clever enough to evade him. + +“ ‘So the oldest brother, who was a combative man, +asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence: +a wand that must always win duels for its owner, a +wand worthy of a wizard who had conquered Death! + +So Death crossed to an elder tree on the banks of the +river, fashioned a wand from a branch that hung there, +and gave it to the oldest brother. + +“ ‘Then the second brother, who was an arrogant man, +decided that he wanted to humiliate Death still further, +and asked for the power to recall others from Death. So +Death picked up a stone from the riverbank and gave it +to the second brother, and told him that the stone +would have the power to bring back the dead. + +“ ‘And then Death asked the third and youngest +brother what he would like. The youngest brother was +the humblest and also the wisest of the brothers, and +he did not trust Death. So he asked for something that +would enable him to go forth from that place without +being followed by Death. And Death, most unwillingly, +handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility.’ ” + +“Death’s got an Invisibility Cloak?” Harry interrupted +again. + +“So he can sneak up on people,” said Ron. + +“Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, +flapping his arms and shrieking ... sorry, Hermione.” + +“ ‘Then Death stood aside and allowed the three +brothers to continue on their way, and they did so, +talking with wonder of the adventure they had had, +and admiring Death’s gifts. + +Page | 460 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ‘In due course the brothers separated, each for his +own destination. + +“ ‘The first brother traveled on for a week or more, and +reaching a distant village, sought out a fellow wizard +with whom he had a quarrel. Naturally, with the Elder +Wand as his weapon, he could not fail to win the duel +that followed. Leaving his enemy dead upon the floor, +the oldest brother proceeded to an inn, where he +boasted loudly of the powerful wand he had snatched +from Death himself, and of how it made him invincible. + +“ ‘That very night, another wizard crept upon the oldest +brother as he lay, wine-sodden, upon his bed. The thief +took the wand and, for good measure, slit the oldest +brother’s throat. + +“ ‘And so Death took the first brother for his own. + +“ ‘Meanwhile, the second brother journeyed to his own +home, where he lived alone. Here he took out the stone +that had the power to recall the dead, and turned it +thrice in his hand. To his amazement and his delight, +the figure of the girl he had once hoped to marry, +before her untimely death, appeared at once before +him. + +“ ‘Yet she was sad and cold, separated from him as by +a veil. Though she had returned to the mortal world, +she did not truly belong there and suffered. Finally the +second brother, driven mad with hopeless longing, +killed himself so as truly to join her. + +“ ‘And so Death took the second brother for his own. + +“ ‘But though Death searched for the third brother for +many years, he was never able to find him. It was only +when he had attained a great age that the youngest +brother finally took off the Cloak of Invisibility and + +Page | 461 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +gave it to his son. And then he greeted Death as an old +friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they +departed this life. ’ ” + +Hermione closed the book. It was a moment or two +before Xenophilius seemed to realize that she had +stopped reading, then he withdrew his gaze from the +window and said, “Well, there you are.” + +“Sorry?” said Hermione, sounding confused. + +“Those are the Deathly Hallows,” said Xenophilius. + +He picked up a quill from a packed table at his elbow, +and pulled a torn piece of parchment from between +more books. + +“The Elder Wand,” he said, and he drew a straight +vertical line upon the parchment. “The Resurrection +Stone,” he said, and he added a circle on top of the +line. “The Cloak of Invisibility,” he finished, enclosing +both line and circle in a triangle, to make the symbol +that so intrigued Hermione. “Together,” he said, “the +Deathly Hallows.” + +“But there’s no mention of the words ‘Deathly +Hallows’ in the story,” said Hermione. + +“Well, of course not,” said Xenophilius, maddeningly +smug. “That is a children’s tale, told to amuse rather +than to instruct. Those of us who understand these +matters, however, recognize that the ancient story +refers to three objects, or Hallows, which, if united, +will make the possessor master of Death.” + +There was a short silence in which Xenophilius +glanced out of the window. Already the sun was low +in the sky. + + + +Page | 462 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Luna ought to have enough Plimpies soon,” he said +quietly. + +“When you say ‘master of Death’ — ” said Ron. + +“Master,” said Xenophilius, waving an airy hand. +“Conqueror. Vanquisher. Whichever term you prefer.” + +“But then ... do you mean ...” said Hermione slowly, +and Harry could tell that she was trying to keep any +trace of skepticism out of her voice, “that you believe +these objects — these Hallows — actually exist?” + +Xenophilius raised his eyebrows again. + +“Well, of course.” + +“But,” said Hermione, and Harry could hear her +restraint starting to crack, “Mr. Lovegood, how can +you possibly believe — ?” + +“Luna has told me all about you, young lady,” said +Xenophilius. “You are, I gather, not unintelligent, but +painfully limited. Narrow. Close-minded.” + +“Perhaps you ought to try on the hat, Hermione,” said +Ron, nodding toward the ludicrous headdress. His +voice shook with the strain of not laughing. + +“Mr. Lovegood,” Hermione began again. “We all know +that there are such things as Invisibility Cloaks. They +are rare, but they exist. But — ” + +“Ah, but the Third Hallow is a true Cloak of +Invisibility, Miss Granger! I mean to say, it is not a +traveling cloak imbued with a Disillusionment Charm, +or carrying a Bedazzling Hex, or else woven from +Demiguise hair, which will hide one initially but fade +with the years until it turns opaque. We are talking +Page | 463 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +about a cloak that really and truly renders the wearer +completely invisible, and endures eternally, giving +constant and impenetrable concealment, no matter +what spells are cast at it. How many cloaks have you +ever seen like that, Miss Granger?” + +Hermione opened her mouth to answer, then closed it +again, looking more confused than ever. She, Harry, +and Ron glanced at one another, and Harry knew that +they were all thinking the same thing. It so happened +that a cloak exactly like the one Xenophilius had just +described was in the room with them at that very +moment. + +“Exactly,” said Xenophilius, as if he had defeated +them all in reasoned argument. “None of you have +ever seen such a thing. The possessor would be +immeasurably rich, would he not?” + +He glanced out of the window again. The sky was now +tinged with the faintest trace of pink. + +“All right,” said Hermione, disconcerted. “Say the +Cloak existed ... what about the stone, Mr. Lovegood? +The thing you call the Resurrection Stone?” + +“What of it?” + +“Well, how can that be real?” + +“Prove that it is not,” said Xenophilius. + +Hermione looked outraged. + +“But that’s — I’m sorry, but that’s completely +ridiculous! How can I possibly prove it doesn’t exist? +Do you expect me to get hold of — of all the pebbles +in the world and test them? I mean, you could claim + + + +Page | 464 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that anything’s real if the only basis for believing in it +is that nobody’s proved it doesn’t exist!” + +“Yes, you could,” said Xenophilius. “I am glad to see +that you are opening your mind a little.” + +“So the Elder Wand,” said Harry quickly, before +Hermione could retort, “you think that exists too?” + +“Oh, well, in that case there is endless evidence,” said +Xenophilius. “The Elder Wand is the Hallow that is +most easily traced, because of the way in which it +passes from hand to hand.” + +“Which is what?” asked Harry. + +“Which is that the possessor of the wand must +capture it from its previous owner, if he is to be truly +master of it,” said Xenophilius. “Surely you have +heard of the way the wand came to Egbert the +Egregious, after his slaughter of Emeric the Evil? Of +how Godelot died in his own cellar after his son, +Hereward, took the wand from him? Of the dreadful +Loxias, who took the wand from Barnabas Deverill, +whom he had killed? The bloody trail of the Elder +Wand is splattered across the pages of Wizarding +history.” + +Harry glanced at Hermione. She was frowning at +Xenophilius, but she did not contradict him. + +“So where do you think the Elder Wand is now?” +asked Ron. + +“Alas, who knows?” said Xenophilius, as he gazed out +of the window. “Who knows where the Elder Wand +lies hidden? The trail goes cold with Arcus and Livius. +Who can say which of them really defeated Loxias, + + + +Page | 465 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and which took the wand? And who can say who may +have defeated them? History, alas, does not tell us.” + +There was a pause. Finally Hermione asked stiffly, +“Mr. Lovegood, does the Peverell family have anything +to do with the Deathly Hallows?” + +Xenophilius looked taken aback as something shifted +in Harry’s memory, but he could not locate it. Peverell +...he had heard that name before. ... + +“But you have been misleading me, young woman!” +said Xenophilius, now sitting up much straighter in +his chair and goggling at Hermione. “I thought you +were new to the Hallows Quest! Many of us Questers +believe that the Peverells have everything — +everything ! — to do with the Hallows!” + +“Who are the Peverells?” asked Ron. + +“That was the name on the grave with the mark on it, +in Godric’s Hollow,” said Hermione, still watching +Xenophilius. “Ignotus Peverell.” + +“Exactly!” said Xenophilius, his forefinger raised +pedantically. “The sign of the Deathly Hallows on +Ignotus ’s grave is conclusive proof!” + +“Of what?” asked Ron. + +“Why, that the three brothers in the story were +actually the three Peverell brothers, Antioch, Cadmus, +and Ignotus! That they were the original owners of the +Hallows!” + +With another glance at the window he got to his feet, +picked up the tray, and headed for the spiral +staircase. + + + +Page | 466 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You will stay for dinner?” he called, as he vanished +downstairs again. “Everybody always requests our +recipe for Freshwater Plimpy soup.” + +“Probably to show the Poisoning Department at St. +Mungo’s,” said Ron under his breath. + +Harry waited until they could hear Xenophilius +moving about in the kitchen downstairs before +speaking. + +“What do you think?” he asked Hermione. + +“Oh, Harry,” she said wearily, “it’s a pile of utter +rubbish. This can’t be what the sign really means. +This must just be his weird take on it. What a waste +of time.” + +“I s’pose this is the man who brought us Crumple- +Horned Snorkacks,” said Ron. + +“You don’t believe it either?” Harry asked him. + +“Nah, that story’s just one of those things you tell +kids to teach them lessons, isn’t it? ‘Don’t go looking +for trouble, don’t pick fights, don’t go messing around +with stuff that’s best left alone! Just keep your head +down, mind your own business, and you’ll be okay’ +Come to think of it,” Ron added, “maybe that story’s +why elder wands are supposed to be unlucky.” + +“What are you talking about?” + +“One of those superstitions, isn’t it? ‘May-born +witches will marry Muggles.’ ‘Jinx by twilight, undone +by midnight.’ ‘Wand of elder, never prosper.’ You +must’ve heard them. My mum’s full of them.” + + + +Page | 467 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry and I were raised by Muggles,” Hermione +reminded him. “We were taught different +superstitions.” She sighed deeply as a rather pungent +smell drifted up from the kitchen. The one good thing +about her exasperation with Xenophilius was that it +seemed to have made her forget that she was annoyed +at Ron. “I think you’re right,” she told him. “It’s just a +morality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one +you’d choose — ” + +The three of them spoke at the same time; Hermione +said, “the Cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry +said, “the stone.” + +They looked at each other, half surprised, half +amused. + +“You’re supposed to say the Cloak,” Ron told +Hermione, “but you wouldn’t need to be invisible if +you had the wand. An unbeatable wand, Hermione, +come on!” + +“We’ve already got an Invisibility Cloak,” said Harry. + +“And it’s helped us rather a lot, in case you hadn’t +noticed!” said Hermione. “Whereas the wand would be +bound to attract trouble — ” + +“Only if you shouted about it,” argued Ron. “Only if +you were prat enough to go dancing around, waving it +over your head, and singing, ‘I’ve got an unbeatable +wand, come and have a go if you think you’re hard +enough.’ As long as you kept your trap shut — ” + +“Yes, but could you keep your trap shut?” said +Hermione, looking skeptical. “You know, the only true +thing he said to us was that there have been stories +about extra- powerful wands for hundreds of years.” + + + +Page | 468 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There have?” asked Harry. + + + +Hermione looked exasperated: The expression was so +endearingly familiar that Harry and Ron grinned at +each other. + +“The Deathstick, the Wand of Destiny, they crop up +under different names through the centuries, usually +in the possession of some Dark wizard who’s boasting +about them. Professor Binns mentioned some of +them, but — oh, it’s all nonsense. Wands are only as +powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards +just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better +than other people’s.” + +“But how do you know,” said Harry, “that those +wands — the Deathstick and the Wand of Destiny — +aren’t the same wand, surfacing over the centuries +under different names?” + +“What, and they’re all really the Elder Wand, made by +Death?” said Ron. + +Harry laughed: The strange idea that had occurred to +him was, after all, ridiculous. His wand, he reminded +himself, had been of holly, not elder, and it had been +made by Ollivander, whatever it had done that night +Voldemort had pursued him across the skies. And if it +had been unbeatable, how could it have been broken? + +“So why would you take the stone?” Ron asked him. + +“Well, if you could bring people back, we could have +Sirius ... Mad-Eye ... Dumbledore ... my parents. ...” + +Neither Ron nor Hermione smiled. + +“But according to Beedle the Bard, they wouldn’t +want to come back, would they?” said Harry, thinking + +Page | 469 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +about the tale they had just heard. “I don’t suppose +there have been loads of other stories about a stone +that can raise the dead, have there?” he asked +Hermione. + +“No,” she replied sadly. “I don’t think anyone except +Mr. Lovegood could kid themselves that’s possible. +Beedle probably took the idea from the Sorcerer’s +Stone; you know, instead of a stone to make you +immortal, a stone to reverse death.” + +The smell from the kitchen was getting stronger: It +was something like burning underpants. Harry +wondered whether it would be possible to eat enough +of whatever Xenophilius was cooking to spare his +feelings. + +“What about the Cloak, though?” said Ron slowly. +“Don’t you realize, he’s right? I’ve got so used to +Harry’s Cloak and how good it is, I never stopped to +think. I’ve never heard of one like Harry’s. It’s +infallible. We’ve never been spotted under it — ” + +“Of course not — we’re invisible when we’re under it, +Ron!” + +“But all the stuff he said about other cloaks, and +they’re not exactly ten a Knut, you know, is true! It’s +never occurred to me before, but I’ve heard stuff +about charms wearing off cloaks when they get old, or +them being ripped apart by spells so they’ve got holes +in. Harry’s was owned by his dad, so it’s not exactly +new, is it, but it’s just ... perfect!” + +“Yes, all right, but Ron, the stone ...” + +As they argued in whispers, Harry moved around the +room, only half listening. Reaching the spiral stair, he +raised his eyes absently to the next level and was + +Page | 470 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +distracted at once. His own face was looking back at +him from the ceiling of the room above. + +After a moment’s bewilderment, he realized that it +was not a mirror, but a painting. Curious, he began +to climb the stairs. + +“Harry, what are you doing? I don’t think you should +look around when he’s not here!” + +But Harry had already reached the next level. + +Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five +beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, +Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the +portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain +magic about them all the same: Harry thought they +breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains +wove around the pictures, linking them together, but +after examining them for a minute or so, Harry +realized that the chains were actually one word, +repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends . . . +friends . . . friends . . . + +Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna. He looked +around the room. There was a large photograph +beside the bed, of a young Luna and a woman who +looked very like her. They were hugging. Luna looked +rather better-groomed in this picture than Harry had +ever seen her in life. The picture was dusty. This +struck Harry as slightly odd. He stared around. + +Something was wrong. The pale blue carpet was also +thick with dust. There were no clothes in the +wardrobe, whose doors stood ajar. The bed had a +cold, unfriendly look, as though it had not been slept +in for weeks. A single cobweb stretched over the +nearest window, across a bloodred sky. + + + +Page | 471 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s wrong?” Hermione asked as Harry descended +the staircase, but before he could respond, +Xenophilius reached the top of the stairs from the +kitchen, now holding a tray laden with bowls. + +“Mr. Lovegood,” said Harry. “Where’s Luna?” + +“Excuse me?” + +“Where’s Luna?” + +Xenophilius halted on the top step. + +“I — I’ve already told you. She is down at Bottom +Bridge, fishing for Plimpies.” + +“So why have you only laid that tray for four?” + +Xenophilius tried to speak, but no sound came out. +The only noise was the continued chugging of the +printing press, and a slight rattle from the tray as +Xenophilius ’s hands shook. + +“I don’t think Luna’s been here for weeks,” said Harry. +“Her clothes are gone, her bed hasn’t been slept in. +Where is she? And why do you keep looking out of the +window?” + +Xenophilius dropped the tray: The bowls bounced and +smashed. Harry, Ron, and Hermione drew their +wands: Xenophilius froze, his hand about to enter his +pocket. At that moment the printing press gave a +huge bang and numerous Quibblers came streaming +across the floor from underneath the tablecloth; the +press fell silent at last. + +Hermione stooped down and picked up one of the +magazines, her wand still pointing at Mr. Lovegood. + + + +Page | 472 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, look at this.” + + + +He strode over to her as quickly as he could through +all the clutter. The front of The Quibbler carried his +own picture, emblazoned with the words +UNDESIRABLE NUMBER ONE and captioned with +the reward money. + +“The Quibbler’s going for a new angle, then?” Harry +asked coldly, his mind working very fast. “Is that +what you were doing when you went into the garden, +Mr. Lovegood? Sending an owl to the Ministry?” + +Xenophilius licked his lips. + +“They took my Luna,” he whispered. “Because of what +I’ve been writing. They took my Luna and I don’t know +where she is, what they’ve done to her. But they +might give her back to me if I — if I — ” + +“Hand over Harry?” Hermione finished for him. + +“No deal,” said Ron flatly. “Get out of the way, we’re +leaving.” + +Xenophilius looked ghastly, a century old, his lips +drawn back into a dreadful leer. + +“They will be here at any moment. I must save Luna. I +cannot lose Luna. You must not leave.” + +He spread his arms in front of the staircase, and +Harry had a sudden vision of his mother doing the +same thing in front of his crib. + +“Don’t make us hurt you,” Harry said. “Get out of the +way, Mr. Lovegood.” + +“HARRY!” Hermione screamed. + +Page | 473 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Figures on broomsticks were flying past the windows. +As the three of them looked away from him, +Xenophilius drew his wand. Harry realized their +mistake just in time: He launched himself sideways, +shoving Ron and Hermione out of harm’s way as +Xenophilius’s Stunning Spell soared across the room +and hit the Erumpent horn. + +There was a colossal explosion. The sound of it +seemed to blow the room apart: Fragments of wood +and paper and rubble flew in all directions, along with +an impenetrable cloud of thick white dust. Harry flew +through the air, then crashed to the floor, unable to +see as debris rained upon him, his arms over his +head. He heard Hermione’s scream, Ron’s yell, and a +series of sickening metallic thuds, which told him +that Xenophilius had been blasted off his feet and +fallen backward down the spiral stairs. + +Half buried in rubble, Harry tried to raise himself: He +could barely breathe or see for dust. Half of the +ceiling had fallen in, and the end of Luna’s bed was +hanging through the hole. The bust of Rowena +Ravenclaw lay beside him with half its face missing, +fragments of torn parchment were floating through +the air, and most of the printing press lay on its side, +blocking the top of the staircase to the kitchen. Then +another white shape moved close by, and Hermione, +coated in dust like a second statue, pressed her finger +to her lips. + +The door downstairs crashed open. + +“Didn’t I tell you there was no need to hurry, + +Travers?” said a rough voice. “Didn’t 1 tell you this +nutter was just raving as usual?” + +There was a bang and a scream of pain from +Xenophilius. + +Page | 474 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No ... no ... upstairs ... Potter!” + +“I told you last week, Lovegood, we weren’t coming +back for anything less than some solid information! +Remember last week? When you wanted to swap your +daughter for that stupid bleeding headdress? And the +week before” — another bang, another squeal — +“when you thought we’d give her back if you offered +us proof there are Crumple” — bang — “Headed” — +bang — “Snorkacks?” + +“No — no — I beg you!” sobbed Xenophilius. “It really +is Potter! Really!” + +“And now it turns out you only called us here to try +and blow us up!” roared the Death Eater, and there +was a volley of bangs interspersed with squeals of +agony from Xenophilius. + +“The place looks like it’s about to fall in, Selwyn,” said +a cool second voice, echoing up the mangled +staircase. “The stairs are completely blocked. Could +try clearing it? Might bring the place down.” + +“You lying piece of filth,” shouted the wizard named +Selwyn. “You’ve never seen Potter in your life, have +you? Thought you’d lure us here to kill us, did you? +And you think you’ll get your girl back like this?” + +“I swear ... I swear ... Potter’s upstairs!” + +“Homenum revelio,” said the voice at the foot of the +stairs. + +Harry heard Hermione gasp, and he had the odd +sensation that something was swooping low over him, +immersing his body in its shadow. + + + +Page | 475 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s someone up there all right, Selwyn,” said the +second man sharply. + + + +“It’s Potter, I tell you, it’s Potter!” sobbed Xenophilius. +“Please ... please ... give me Luna, just let me have +Luna. ...” + +“You can have your little girl, Lovegood,” said Selwyn, +“if you get up those stairs and bring me down Harry +Potter. But if this is a plot, if it’s a trick, if you’ve got +an accomplice waiting up there to ambush us, we’ll +see if we can spare a bit of your daughter for you to +bury.” + +Xenophilius gave a wail of fear and despair. There +were scurryings and scrapings: Xenophilius was +trying to get through the debris on the stairs. + +“Come on,” Harry whispered, “we’ve got to get out of +here.” + +He started to dig himself out under cover of all the +noise Xenophilius was making on the staircase. Ron +was buried deepest: Harry and Hermione climbed, as +quietly as they could, over all the wreckage to where +he lay, trying to prise a heavy chest of drawers off his +legs. While Xenophilius ’s banging and scraping drew +nearer and nearer, Hermione managed to free Ron +with the use of a Hover Charm. + +“All right,” breathed Hermione, as the broken printing +press blocking the top of the stairs began to tremble; +Xenophilius was feet away from them. She was still +white with dust. “Do you trust me, Harry?” + +Harry nodded. + +“Okay then,” Hermione whispered, “give me the +Invisibility Cloak. Ron, you’re going to put it on.” + +Page | 476 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Me? But Harry — ” + + + +“Please, Ron\ Harry, hold on tight to my hand, Ron, +grab my shoulder.” + +Harry held out his left hand. Ron vanished beneath +the Cloak. The printing press blocking the stairs was +vibrating: Xenophilius was trying to shift it using a +Hover Charm. Harry did not know what Hermione +was waiting for. + +“Hold tight,” she whispered. “Hold tight ... any second + + + +Xenophilius’s paper- white face appeared over the top +of the sideboard. + +“Obliviate\” cried Hermione, pointing her wand first +into his face, then at the floor beneath them. +“Deprimo\” + +She had blasted a hole in the sitting room floor. They +fell like boulders, Harry still holding onto her hand for +dear life; there was a scream from below, and he +glimpsed two men trying to get out of the way as vast +quantities of rubble and broken furniture rained all +around them from the shattered ceiling. Hermione +twisted in midair and the thundering of the collapsing +house rang in Harry’s ears as she dragged him once +more into darkness. + + + +Page | 477 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE DEATHLY HALLOWS + +Harry fell, panting, onto grass and scrambled up at +once. They seemed to have landed in the corner of a +field at dusk; Hermione was already running in a +circle around them, waving her wand. + +“Protego Totalum ... Salvio Hexia ...” + +“That treacherous old bleeder!” Ron panted, emerging +from beneath the Invisibility Cloak and throwing it to +Harry. “Hermione, you’re a genius, a total genius, I +can’t believe we got out of that!” + +“ Cave Inimicum ... Didn’t I say it was an Erumpent +horn, didn’t I tell him? And now his house has been +blown apart!” + +“Serves him right,” said Ron, examining his torn jeans +and the cuts to his legs. “What d’you reckon they’ll do +to him?” + +“Oh, I hope they don’t kill him!” groaned Hermione. +“That’s why I wanted the Death Eaters to get a + + + +Page | 478 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +glimpse of Harry before we left, so they knew +Xenophilius hadn’t been lying!” + + + +“Why hide me, though?” asked Ron. + +“You’re supposed to be in bed with spattergroit, Ron! +They’ve kidnapped Luna because her father +supported Harry! What would happen to your family if +they knew you’re with him?” + +“But what about your mum and dad?” + +“They’re in Australia,” said Hermione. “They should +be all right. They don’t know anything.” + +“You’re a genius,” Ron repeated, looking awed. + +“Yeah, you are, Hermione,” agreed Harry fervently. “I +don’t know what we’d do without you.” + +She beamed, but became solemn at once. + +“What about Luna?” + +“Well, if they’re telling the truth and she’s still alive — +” began Ron. + +“Don’t say that, don’t say it!” squealed Hermione. + +“She must be alive, she must!” + +“Then she’ll be in Azkaban, I expect,” said Ron. +“Whether she survives the place, though ... Loads +don’t. ...” + +“She will,” said Harry. He could not bear to +contemplate the alternative. “She’s tough, Luna, +much tougher than you’d think. She’s probably +teaching all the inmates about Wrackspurts and +Nargles.” + +Page | 479 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I hope you’re right,” said Hermione. She passed a +hand over her eyes. “I’d feel so sorry for Xenophilius if + + + +“ — if he hadn’t just tried to sell us to the Death +Eaters, yeah,” said Ron. + +They put up the tent and retreated inside it, where +Ron made them tea. After their narrow escape, the +chilly, musty old place felt like home: safe, familiar, +and friendly. + +“Oh, why did we go there?” groaned Hermione after a +few minutes’ silence. “Harry, you were right, it was +Godric’s Hollow all over again, a complete waste of +time! The Deathly Hallows ... such rubbish ... +although actually,” a sudden thought seemed to have +struck her, “he might have made it all up, mightn’t +he? He probably doesn’t believe in the Deathly +Hallows at all, he just wanted to keep us talking until +the Death Eaters arrived!” + +“I don’t think so,” said Ron. “It’s a damn sight harder +making stuff up when you’re under stress than you’d +think. I found that out when the Snatchers caught +me. It was much easier pretending to be Stan, +because I knew a bit about him, than inventing a +whole new person. Old Lovegood was under loads of +pressure, trying to make sure we stayed put. I reckon +he told us the truth, or what he thinks is the truth, +just to keep us talking.” + +“Well, I don’t suppose it matters,” sighed Hermione. +“Even if he was being honest, I never heard such a lot +of nonsense in all my life.” + +“Hang on, though,” said Ron. “The Chamber of +Secrets was supposed to be a myth, wasn’t it?” + + + +Page | 480 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But the Deathly Hallows can’t exist, Ron!” + + + +“You keep saying that, but one of them can,” said +Ron. “Harry’s Invisibility Cloak — ” + +“ The Tale of the Three Brothers’ is a story,” said +Hermione firmly. “A story about how humans are +frightened of death. If surviving was as simple as +hiding under the Invisibility Cloak, we’d have +everything we need already!” + +“I don’t know. We could do with an unbeatable wand,” +said Harry, turning the blackthorn wand he so +disliked over in his fingers. + +“There’s no such thing, Harry!” + +“You said there have been loads of wands — the +Deathstick and whatever they were called — ” + +“All right, even if you want to kid yourself the Elder +Wand’s real, what about the Resurrection Stone?” Her +fingers sketched quotation marks around the name, +and her tone dripped sarcasm. “No magic can raise +the dead, and that’s that!” + +“When my wand connected with You-Know-Who’s, it +made my mum and dad appear ... and Cedric ...” + +“But they weren’t really back from the dead, were +they?” said Hermione. “Those kinds of — of pale +imitations aren’t the same as truly bringing someone +back to life.” + +“But she, the girl in the tale, didn’t really come back, +did she? The story says that once people are dead, +they belong with the dead. But the second brother +still got to see her and talk to her, didn’t he? He even +lived with her for a while. ...” + +Page | 481 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He saw concern and something less easily definable +in Hermione’s expression. Then, as she glanced at +Ron, Harry realized that it was fear: He had scared +her with his talk of living with dead people. + +“So that Peverell bloke who’s buried in Godric’s +Hollow,” he said hastily, trying to sound robustly +sane, “you don’t know anything about him, then?” + +“No,” she replied, looking relieved at the change of +subject. “I looked him up after I saw the mark on his +grave; if he’d been anyone famous or done anything +important, I’m sure he’d be in one of our books. The +only place I’ve managed to find the name ‘Peverell’ is +Nature’s Nobility: A Wizarding Genealogy. I borrowed +it from Kreacher,” she explained as Ron raised his +eyebrows. “It lists the pure-blood families that are +now extinct in the male line. Apparently the Peverells +were one of the earliest families to vanish.” + +“ ‘Extinct in the male line’?” repeated Ron. + +“It means the name’s died out,” said Hermione, +“centuries ago, in the case of the Peverells. They could +still have descendants, though, they’d just be called +something different.” + +And then it came to Harry in one shining piece, the +memory that had stirred at the sound of the name +“Peverell”: a filthy old man brandishing an ugly ring +in the face of a Ministry official, and he cried aloud, +“Marvolo Gaunt!” + +“Sorry?” said Ron and Hermione together. + +“Marvolo Gaunti You -Know- Who’s grandfather! In the +Pensieve! With Dumbledore! Marvolo Gaunt said he +was descended from the Peverells!” + + + +Page | 482 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron and Hermione looked bewildered. + + + +“The ring, the ring that became the Horcrux, Marvolo +Gaunt said it had the Peverell coat of arms on it! I +saw him waving it in the bloke from the Ministry’s +face, he nearly shoved it up his nose!” + +“The Peverell coat of arms?” said Hermione sharply. +“Could you see what it looked like?” + +“Not really,” said Harry, trying to remember. “There +was nothing fancy on there, as far as I could see; +maybe a few scratches. I only ever saw it really close +up after it had been cracked open.” + +Harry saw Hermione ’s comprehension in the sudden +widening of her eyes. Ron was looking from one to the +other, astonished. + +“Blimey ... You reckon it was this sign again? The +sign of the Hallows?” + +“Why not?” said Harry excitedly. “Marvolo Gaunt was +an ignorant old git who lived like a pig, all he cared +about was his ancestry. If that ring had been passed +down through the centuries, he might not have +known what it really was. There were no books in that +house, and trust me, he wasn’t the type to read fairy +tales to his kids. He’d have loved to think the +scratches on the stone were a coat of arms, because +as far as he was concerned, having pure blood made +you practically royal.” + +“Yes ... and that’s all very interesting,” said Hermione +cautiously, “but Harry, if you’re thinking what I think +you’re think — ” + + + +Page | 483 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, why not? Why not?” said Harry, abandoning +caution. “It was a stone, wasn’t it?” He looked at Ron +for support. “What if it was the Resurrection Stone?” + +Ron’s mouth fell open. + +“Blimey — but would it still work if Dumbledore broke +— ?” + +“Work? Work? Ron, it never worked! There’s no such +thing as a Resurrection Stone\” + +Hermione had leapt to her feet, looking exasperated +and angry. “Harry, you’re trying to fit everything into +the Hallows story — ” + +“Fit everything in?” he repeated. “Hermione, it fits of +its own accord! I know the sign of the Deathly Hallows +was on that stone! Gaunt said he was descended from +the Peverells!” + +“A minute ago you told us you never saw the mark on +the stone properly!” + +“Where d’you reckon the ring is now?” Ron asked +Harry. “What did Dumbledore do with it after he +broke it open?” + +But Harry’s imagination was racing ahead, far beyond +Ron and Hermione ’s. ... + +Three objects, or Hallows, which, if united, will make +the possessor master of Death . . . Master . . . Conqueror +... Vanquisher ... The last enemy that shall be +destroyed is death. . . . + +And he saw himself, possessor of the Hallows, facing +Voldemort, whose Horcruxes were no match ... + +Neither can live while the other survives. ... Was this + +Page | 484 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the answer? Hallows versus Horcruxes? Was there a +way, after all, to ensure that he was the one who +triumphed? If he were the master of the Deathly +Hallows, would he be safe? + +“Harry?” + +But he scarcely heard Hermione: He had pulled out +his Invisibility Cloak and was running it through his +fingers, the cloth supple as water, light as air. He had +never seen anything to equal it in his nearly seven +years in the Wizarding world. The Cloak was exactly +what Xenophilius had described: A cloak that really +and truly renders the wearer completely invisible, and +endures eternally, giving constant and impenetrable +concealment, no matter what spells are cast at it ... + +And then, with a gasp, he remembered — + +“Dumbledore had my Cloak the night my parents +died!” + +His voice shook and he could feel the color in his face, +but he did not care. + +“My mum told Sirius that Dumbledore borrowed the +Cloak! This is why! He wanted to examine it, because +he thought it was the third Hallow! Ignotus Peverell is +buried in Godric’s Hollow. ...” Harry was walking +blindly around the tent, feeling as though great new +vistas of truth were opening all around him. “He’s my +ancestor! I’m descended from the third brother! It all +makes sense!” + +He felt armed in certainty, in his belief in the Hallows, +as if the mere idea of possessing them was giving him +protection, and he felt joyous as he turned back to +the other two. + + + +Page | 485 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry,” said Hermione again, but he was busy +undoing the pouch around his neck, his fingers +shaking hard. + +“Read it,” he told her, pushing his mother’s letter into +her hand. “Read it! Dumbledore had the Cloak, +Hermione! Why else would he want it? He didn’t need +a Cloak, he could perform a Disillusionment Charm +so powerful that he made himself completely invisible +without one!” + +Something fell to the floor and rolled, glittering, under +a chair: He had dislodged the Snitch when he pulled +out the letter. He stooped to pick it up, and then the +newly tapped spring of fabulous discoveries threw +him another gift, and shock and wonder erupted +inside him so that he shouted out. + +“IT’S IN HERE! He left me the ring — it’s in the +Snitch!” + +“You — you reckon?” + +He could not understand why Ron looked taken +aback. It was so obvious, so clear to Harry: + +Everything fit, everything. . . . His Cloak was the third +Hallow, and when he discovered how to open the +Snitch he would have the second, and then all he +needed to do was find the first Hallow, the Elder +Wand, and then — + +But it was as though a curtain fell on a lit stage: All +his excitement, all his hope and happiness were +extinguished at a stroke, and he stood alone in the +darkness, and the glorious spell was broken. + +“That’s what he’s after.” + + + +Page | 486 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The change in his voice made Ron and Hermione look +even more scared. + +“You-Know-Who’s after the Elder Wand.” + +He turned his back on their strained, incredulous +faces. He knew it was the truth. It all made sense. +Voldemort was not seeking a new wand; he was +seeking an old wand, a very old wand indeed. Harry +walked to the entrance of the tent, forgetting about +Ron and Hermione as he looked out into the night, +thinking. ... + +Voldemort had been raised in a Muggle orphanage. +Nobody could have told him The Tales of Beedle the +Bard when he was a child, any more than Harry had +heard them. Hardly any wizards believed in the +Deathly Hallows. Was it likely that Voldemort knew +about them? + +Harry gazed into the darkness. ... If Voldemort had +known about the Deathly Hallows, surely he would +have sought them, done anything to possess them: +three objects that made the possessor master of +Death? If he had known about the Deathly Hallows, +he might not have needed Horcruxes in the first +place. Didn’t the simple fact that he had taken a +Hallow, and turned it into a Horcrux, demonstrate +that he did not know this last great Wizarding secret? + +Which meant that Voldemort sought the Elder Wand +without realizing its full power, without +understanding that it was one of three . . . for the +wand was the Hallow that could not be hidden, whose +existence was best known. ... The bloody trail of the +Elder Wand is splattered across the pages of +Wizarding history . . . + + + +Page | 487 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry watched the cloudy sky, curves of smoke-gray +and silver sliding over the face of the white moon. He +felt lightheaded with amazement at his discoveries. + +He turned back into the tent. It was a shock to see +Ron and Hermione standing exactly where he had left +them, Hermione still holding Lily’s letter, Ron at her +side looking slightly anxious. Didn’t they realize how +far they had traveled in the last few minutes? + +“This is it,” Harry said, trying to bring them inside the +glow of his own astonished certainty. “This explains +everything. The Deathly Hallows are real, and I’ve got +one — maybe two — ” + +He held up the Snitch. + +“ — and You-Know-Who’s chasing the third, but he +doesn’t realize ... he just thinks it’s a powerful wand + + + +“Harry,” said Hermione, moving across to him and +handing him back Lily’s letter, “I’m sorry, but I think +you’ve got this wrong, all wrong.” + +“But don’t you see? It all fits — ” + +“No, it doesn’t,” she said. “It doesn’t , Harry, you’re +just getting carried away. Please,” she said as he +started to speak, “please just answer me this: If the +Deathly Hallows really existed, and Dumbledore knew +about them, knew that the person who possessed all +three of them would be master of Death — Harry, why +wouldn’t he have told you? Why?” + +He had his answer ready. + +“But you said it, Hermione! You’ve got to find out +about them for yourself! It’s a Quest!” + +Page | 488 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But I only said that to try and persuade you to come +to the Lovegoods’!” cried Hermione in exasperation. “I +didn’t really believe it!” + +Harry took no notice. + +“Dumbledore usually let me find out stuff for myself. +He let me try my strength, take risks. This feels like +the kind of thing he’d do.” + +“Harry, this isn’t a game, this isn’t practice! This is +the real thing, and Dumbledore left you very clear +instructions: Find and destroy the Horcruxes! That +symbol doesn’t mean anything, forget the Deathly +Hallows, we can’t afford to get sidetracked — ” + +Harry was barely listening to her. He was turning the +Snitch over and over in his hands, half expecting it to +break open, to reveal the Resurrection Stone, to prove +to Hermione that he was right, that the Deathly +Hallows were real. + +She appealed to Ron. + +“You don’t believe in this, do you?” + +Harry looked up. Ron hesitated. + +“I dunno ... I mean ... bits of it sort of fit together,” +said Ron awkwardly. “But when you look at the whole +thing ...” He took a deep breath. “I think we’re +supposed to get rid of Horcruxes, Harry. That’s what +Dumbledore told us to do. Maybe ... maybe we should +forget about this Hallows business.” + +“Thank you, Ron,” said Hermione. “I’ll take first +watch.” + + + +Page | 489 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And she strode past Harry and sat down in the tent +entrance, bringing the action to a fierce full stop. + +But Harry hardly slept that night. The idea of the +Deathly Hallows had taken possession of him, and he +could not rest while agitating thoughts whirled +through his mind: the wand, the stone, and the +Cloak, if he could just possess them all. ... + +I open at the close. ... But what was ‘the close’? Why +couldn’t he have the stone now? If only he had the +stone, he could ask Dumbledore these questions in +person . . . and Harry murmured words to the Snitch +in the darkness, trying everything, even Parseltongue, +but the golden ball would not open. ... + +And the wand, the Elder Wand, where was that +hidden? Where was Voldemort searching now? Harry +wished his scar would burn and show him +Voldemort’s thoughts, because for the first time ever, +he and Voldemort were united in wanting the very +same thing. . . . Hermione would not like that idea, of +course. ... But then, she did not believe ... + +Xenophilius had been right, in a way . . . Limited. +Narrow. Close-minded. The truth was that she was +scared of the idea of the Deathly Hallows, especially of +the Resurrection Stone ... and Harry pressed his +mouth again to the Snitch, kissing it, nearly +swallowing it, but the cold metal did not yield. ... + +It was nearly dawn when he remembered Luna, alone +in a cell in Azkaban, surrounded by dementors, and +he suddenly felt ashamed of himself. He had forgotten +all about her in his feverish contemplation of the +Hallows. If only they could rescue her; but dementors +in those numbers would be virtually unassailable. + +Now he came to think about it, he had not yet tried +casting a Patronus with the blackthorn wand. ... He +must try that in the morning. . . . + +Page | 490 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +If only there was a way of getting a better wand . . . + +And desire for the Elder Wand, the Deathstick, +unbeatable, invincible, swallowed him once more. ... + +They packed up the tent next morning and moved on +through a dreary shower of rain. The downpour +pursued them to the coast, where they pitched the +tent that night, and persisted through the whole +week, through sodden landscapes that Harry found +bleak and depressing. He could think only of the +Deathly Hallows. It was as though a flame had been +lit inside him that nothing, not Hermione ’s flat +disbelief nor Ron’s persistent doubts, could +extinguish. And yet the fiercer the longing for the +Hallows burned inside him, the less joyful it made +him. He blamed Ron and Hermione: Their determined +indifference was as bad as the relentless rain for +dampening his spirits, but neither could erode his +certainty, which remained absolute. Harry’s belief in +and longing for the Hallows consumed him so much +that he felt quite isolated from the other two and their +obsession with the Horcruxes. + +“Obsession?” said Hermione in a low fierce voice, +when Harry was careless enough to use the word one +evening, after Hermione had told him off for his lack +of interest in locating more Horcruxes. “We’re not the +ones with an obsession, Harry! We’re the ones trying +to do what Dumbledore wanted us to do!” + +But he was impervious to the veiled criticism. +Dumbledore had left the sign of the Hallows for +Hermione to decipher, and he had also, Harry +remained convinced of it, left the Resurrection Stone +hidden in the golden Snitch. Neither can live while the +other survives. ... master of Death ... Why didn’t Ron +and Hermione understand? + + + +Page | 491 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death,’ ” +Harry quoted calmly. + +“I thought it was You-Know-Who we were supposed to +be fighting?” Hermione retorted, and Harry gave up +on her. + +Even the mystery of the silver doe, which the other +two insisted on discussing, seemed less important to +Harry now, a vaguely interesting sideshow. The only +other thing that mattered to him was that his scar +had begun to prickle again, although he did all he +could to hide this fact from the other two. He sought +solitude whenever it happened, but was disappointed +by what he saw. The visions he and Voldemort were +sharing had changed in quality; they had become +blurred, shifting as though they were moving in and +out of focus. Harry was just able to make out the +indistinct features of an object that looked like a +skull, and something like a mountain that was more +shadow than substance. Used to images sharp as +reality, Harry was disconcerted by the change. He was +worried that the connection between himself and +Voldemort had been damaged, a connection that he +both feared and, whatever he had told Hermione, +prized. Somehow Harry connected these unsatisfying, +vague images with the destruction of his wand, as if it +was the blackthorn wand’s fault that he could no +longer see into Voldemort’s mind as well as before. + +As the weeks crept on, Harry could not help but +notice, even through his new self-absorption, that +Ron seemed to be taking charge. Perhaps because he +was determined to make up for having walked out on +them, perhaps because Harry’s descent into +listlessness galvanized his dormant leadership +qualities, Ron was the one now encouraging and +exhorting the other two into action. + + + +Page | 492 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Three Horcruxes left,” he kept saying. “We need a +plan of action, come on! Where haven’t we looked? +Let’s go through it again. The orphanage ...” + +Diagon Alley, Hogwarts, the Riddle House, Borgin and +Burkes, Albania, every place that they knew Tom +Riddle had ever lived or worked, visited or murdered, +Ron and Hermione raked over them again, Harry +joining in only to stop Hermione pestering him. He +would have been happy to sit alone in silence, trying +to read Voldemort’s thoughts, to find out more about +the Elder Wand, but Ron insisted on journeying to +ever more unlikely places simply, Harry was aware, to +keep them moving. + +“You never know,” was Ron’s constant refrain. “Upper +Flagley is a Wizarding village, he might’ve wanted to +live there. Let’s go and have a poke around.” + +These frequent forays into Wizarding territory brought +them within occasional sight of Snatchers. + +“Some of them are supposed to be as bad as Death +Eaters,” said Ron. “The lot that got me were a bit +pathetic, but Bill reckons some of them are really +dangerous. They said on Potterwatch — ” + +“On what?” said Harry. + +“ Potterwatch , didn’t I tell you that’s what it was +called? The program I keep trying to get on the radio, +the only one that tells the truth about what’s going +on! Nearly all the programs are following You-Know- +Who’s line, all except Potterwatch. I really want you to +hear it, but it’s tricky tuning in. ...” + +Ron spent evening after evening using his wand to +beat out various rhythms on top of the wireless while +the dials whirled. Occasionally they would catch + +Page | 493 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -J.K. Rowling + + + + +snatches of advice on how to treat dragon pox, and +once a few bars of “A Cauldron Full of Hot Strong +Love.” While he tapped, Ron continued to try to hit on +the correct password, muttering strings of random +words under his breath. + +“They’re normally something to do with the Order,” he +told them. “Bill had a real knack for guessing them. +I’m bound to get one in the end. ...” + +But not until March did luck favor Ron at last. Harry +was sitting in the tent entrance, on guard duty, +staring idly at a clump of grape hyacinths that had +forced their way through the chilly ground, when Ron +shouted excitedly from inside the tent. + +“I’ve got it, I’ve got it! Password was Altars’! Get in +here, Harry!” + +Roused for the first time in days from his +contemplation of the Deathly Hallows, Harry hurried +back inside the tent to find Ron and Hermione +kneeling on the floor beside the little radio. Hermione, +who had been polishing the sword of Gryffindor just +for something to do, was sitting open-mouthed, +staring at the tiny speaker, from which a most +familiar voice was issuing. + +"... apologize for our temporary absence from the +airwaves, which was due to a number of house calls +in our area by those charming Death Eaters.” + +“But that’s Lee Jordan!” said Hermione. + +“I know!” beamed Ron. “Cool, eh?” + +"... now found ourselves another secure location,” Lee +was saying, “and I’m pleased to tell you that two of + + + +Page | 494 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +our regular contributors have joined me here this +evening. Evening, boys!” + +“Hi.” + +“Evening, River.” + +“ ‘River,’ that’s Lee,” Ron explained. “They’ve all got +code names, but you can usually tell — ” + +“Shh!” said Hermione. + +“But before we hear from Royal and Romulus,” Lee +went on, “let’s take a moment to report those deaths +that the Wizarding Wireless Network News and Daily +Prophet don’t think important enough to mention. It is +with great regret that we inform our listeners of the +murders of Ted Tonks and Dirk Cresswell.” + +Harry felt a sick, swooping in his belly. He, Ron, and +Hermione gazed at one another in horror. + +“A goblin by the name of Gornuk was also killed. It is +believed that Muggle-born Dean Thomas and a +second goblin, both believed to have been traveling +with Tonks, Cresswell, and Gornuk, may have +escaped. If Dean is listening, or if anyone has any +knowledge of his whereabouts, his parents and sisters +are desperate for news. + +“Meanwhile, in Gaddley, a Muggle family of five has +been found dead in their home. Muggle authorities +are attributing the deaths to a gas leak, but members +of the Order of the Phoenix inform me that it was the +Killing Curse — more evidence, as if it were needed, of +the fact that Muggle slaughter is becoming little more +than a recreational sport under the new regime. + + + +Page | 495 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Finally, we regret to inform our listeners that the +remains of Bathilda Bagshot have been discovered in +Godric’s Hollow. The evidence is that she died several +months ago. The Order of the Phoenix informs us that +her body showed unmistakable signs of injuries +inflicted by Dark Magic. + +“Listeners, I’d like to invite you now to join us in a +minute’s silence in memory of Ted Tonks, Dirk +Cresswell, Bathilda Bagshot, Gornuk, and the +unnamed, but no less regretted, Muggles murdered +by the Death Eaters.” + +Silence fell, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione did not +speak. Half of Harry yearned to hear more, half of him +was afraid of what might come next. It was the first +time he had felt fully connected to the outside world +for a long time. + +“Thank you,” said Lee’s voice. “And now we turn to +regular contributor Royal, for an update on how the +new Wizarding order is affecting the Muggle world.” + +“Thanks, River,” said an unmistakable voice, deep, +measured, reassuring. + +“Kingsley!” burst out Ron. + +“We know!” said Hermione, hushing him. + +“Muggles remain ignorant of the source of their +suffering as they continue to sustain heavy +casualties,” said Kingsley. “However, we continue to +hear truly inspirational stories of wizards and witches +risking their own safety to protect Muggle friends and +neighbors, often without the Muggles’ knowledge. I’d +like to appeal to all our listeners to emulate their +example, perhaps by casting a protective charm over + + + +Page | 496 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +any Muggle dwellings in your street. Many lives could +be saved if such simple measures are taken.” + +“And what would you say, Royal, to those listeners +who reply that in these dangerous times, it should be +Wizards first’?” asked Lee. + +“I’d say that it’s one short step from Wizards first’ to +‘Purebloods first,’ and then to ‘Death Eaters,’ ” replied +Kingsley. “We’re all human, aren’t we? Every human +life is worth the same, and worth saving.” + +“Excellently put, Royal, and you’ve got my vote for +Minister of Magic if ever we get out of this mess,” said +Lee. “And now, over to Romulus for our popular +feature ‘Pals of Potter. ’ ” + +“Thanks, River,” said another very familiar voice; Ron +started to speak, but Hermione forestalled him in a +whisper. + +“We know it’s Lupin\” + +“Romulus, do you maintain, as you have every time +you’ve appeared on our program, that Harry Potter is +still alive?” + +“I do,” said Lupin firmly. “There is no doubt at all in +my mind that his death would be proclaimed as +widely as possible by the Death Eaters if it had +happened, because it would strike a deadly blow at +the morale of those resisting the new regime. The Boy +Who Lived’ remains a symbol of everything for which +we are fighting: the triumph of good, the power of +innocence, the need to keep resisting.” + +A mixture of gratitude and shame welled up in Harry. +Had Lupin forgiven him, then, for the terrible things +he had said when they had last met? + +Page | 497 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And what would you say to Harry if you knew he was +listening, Romulus?” + + + +“I’d tell him we’re all with him in spirit,” said Lupin, +then hesitated slightly. “And I’d tell him to follow his +instincts, which are good and nearly always right.” + +Harry looked at Hermione, whose eyes were full of +tears. + +“Nearly always right,” she repeated. + +“Oh, didn’t I tell you?” said Ron in surprise. “Bill told +me Lupin’s living with Tonks again! And apparently +she’s getting pretty big too. ...” + +“... and our usual update on those friends of Harry +Potter’s who are suffering for their allegiance?” Lee +was saying. + +“Well, as regular listeners will know, several of the +more outspoken supporters of Harry Potter have now +been imprisoned, including Xenophilius Lovegood, +erstwhile editor of The Quibbler,” said Lupin. + +“At least he’s still alive!” muttered Ron. + +“We have also heard within the last few hours that +Rubeus Hagrid” — all three of them gasped, and so +nearly missed the rest of the sentence — “well-known +gamekeeper at Hogwarts School, has narrowly +escaped arrest within the grounds of Hogwarts, where +he is rumored to have hosted a ‘Support Harry Potter’ +party in his house. However, Hagrid was not taken +into custody, and is, we believe, on the run.” + +“I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, +if you’ve got a sixteen-foot-high half brother?” asked +Lee. + +Page | 498 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It would tend to give you an edge,” agreed Lupin +gravely. “May I just add that while we here at +Potterwatch applaud Hagrid’s spirit, we would urge +even the most devoted of Harry’s supporters against +following Hagrid’s lead. ‘Support Harry Potter’ parties +are unwise in the present climate.” + +“Indeed they are, Romulus,” said Lee, “so we suggest +that you continue to show your devotion to the man +with the lightning scar by listening to PotterwatcM +And now let’s move to news concerning the wizard +who is proving just as elusive as Harry Potter. We like +to refer to him as the Chief Death Eater, and here to +give his views on some of the more insane rumors +circulating about him, I’d like to introduce a new +correspondent: Rodent.” + +“ ‘Rodent’?” said yet another familiar voice, and Harry, +Ron, and Hermione cried out together: + +“Fred!” + +“No — is it George?” + +“It’s Fred, I think,” said Ron, leaning in closer, as +whichever twin it was said, + +“I’m not being ‘Rodent,’ no way, I told you I wanted to +be ‘Rapier’!” + +“Oh, all right then. ‘Rapier,’ could you please give us +your take on the various stories we’ve been hearing +about the Chief Death Eater?” + +“Yes, River, I can,” said Fred. “As our listeners will +know, unless they’ve taken refuge at the bottom of a +garden pond or somewhere similar, You-Know-Who’s +strategy of remaining in the shadows is creating a +nice little climate of panic. Mind you, if all the alleged +Page | 499 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sightings of him are genuine, we must have a good +nineteen You-Know-Whos running around the place.” + + + +“Which suits him, of course,” said Kingsley. “The air +of mystery is creating more terror than actually +showing himself.” + +“Agreed,” said Fred. “So, people, let’s try and calm +down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing +stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You- +Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. +That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check +whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If +it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it +really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the +last thing you ever do.” + +For the first time in weeks and weeks, Harry was +laughing: He could feel the weight of tension leaving +him. + +“And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad?” +asked Lee. + +“Well, who wouldn’t want a nice little holiday after all +the hard work he’s been putting in?” asked Fred. +“Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of +security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he +is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move +faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo +when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long +way away if you’re planning on taking any risks. I +never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!” + +“Thank you very much for those wise words, Rapier,” +said Lee. “Listeners, that brings us to the end of +another Potterwatch. We don’t know when it will be +possible to broadcast again, but you can be sure we +shall be back. Keep twiddling those dials: The next +Page | 500 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +password will be ‘Mad-Eye.’ Keep each other safe: +Keep faith. Good night.” + + + +The radio’s dial twirled and the lights behind the +tuning panel went out. Harry, Ron, and Hermione +were still beaming. Hearing familiar, friendly voices +was an extraordinary tonic; Harry had become so +used to their isolation he had nearly forgotten that +other people were resisting Voldemort. It was like +waking from a long sleep. + +“Good, eh?” said Ron happily. + +“Brilliant,” said Harry. + +“It’s so brave of them,” sighed Hermione admiringly. +“If they were found ...” + +“Well, they keep on the move, don’t they?” said Ron. +“Like us.” + +“But did you hear what Fred said?” asked Harry +excitedly; now the broadcast was over, his thoughts +turned again toward his all-consuming obsession. +“He’s abroad! He’s still looking for the Wand, I knew +it!” + + + +“Harry — ” + +“Come on, Hermione, why are you so determined not +to admit it? Vol — ” + +“HARRY, NO!” + +“ — demort’s after the Elder Wand!” + +“The name’s Taboo!” Ron bellowed, leaping to his feet +as a loud crack sounded outside the tent. “I told you, +Harry, I told you, we can’t say it anymore — we’ve got + +Page | 501 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to put the protection back around us — quickly — it’s +how they find — ” + +But Ron stopped talking, and Harry knew why. The +Sneakoscope on the table had lit up and begun to +spin; they could hear voices coming nearer and +nearer: rough, excited voices. Ron pulled the +Deluminator out of his pocket and clicked it: Their +lamps went out. + +“Come out of there with your hands up!” came a +rasping voice through the darkness. “We know you’re +in there! You’ve got half a dozen wands pointing at +you and we don’t care who we curse!” + + + +Page | 502 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +MALFOY MANOR + +Harry looked around at the other two, now mere +outlines in the darkness. He saw Hermione point her +wand, not toward the outside, but into his face; there +was a bang, a burst of white light, and he buckled in +agony, unable to see. He could feel his face swelling +rapidly under his hands as heavy footfalls +surrounded him. + +“Get up, vermin.” + +Unknown hands dragged Harry roughly off the +ground. Before he could stop them, someone had +rummaged through his pockets and removed the +blackthorn wand. Harry clutched at his excruciatingly +painful face, which felt unrecognizable beneath his +fingers, tight, swollen, and puffy as though he had +suffered some violent allergic reaction. His eyes had +been reduced to slits through which he could barely +see; his glasses fell off as he was bundled out of the +tent; all he could make out were the blurred shapes of +four or five people wrestling Ron and Hermione +outside too. + +Page | 503 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Get — off — her!” Ron shouted. There was the +unmistakable sound of knuckles hitting flesh: Ron +grunted in pain and Hermione screamed, “No! Leave +him alone, leave him alone!” + +“Your boyfriend’s going to have worse than that done +to him if he’s on my list,” said the horribly familiar, +rasping voice. “Delicious girl ... What a treat ... I do +enjoy the softness of the skin. ...” + +Harry’s stomach turned over. He knew who this was: +Fenrir Grey back, the werewolf who was permitted to +wear Death Eater robes in return for his hired +savagery. + +“Search the tent!” said another voice. + +Harry was thrown facedown onto the ground. A thud +told him that Ron had been cast down beside him. +They could hear footsteps and crashes; the men were +pushing over chairs inside the tent as they searched. + +“Now, let’s see who we’ve got,” said Greyback’s +gloating voice from overhead, and Harry was rolled +over onto his back. A beam of wandlight fell into his +face and Grey back laughed. + +“I’ll be needing butterbeer to wash this one down. +What happened to you, ugly?” + +Harry did not answer immediately. + +“I said,” repeated Greyback, and Harry received a +blow to the diaphragm that made him double over in +pain, “what happened to you?” + +“Stung,” Harry muttered. “Been stung.” + +“Yeah, looks like it,” said a second voice. + +Page | 504 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What’s your name?” snarled Greyback. + +“Dudley,” said Harry. + +“And your first name?” + +“I — Vernon. Vernon Dudley.” + +“Check the list, Scabior,” said Greyback, and Harry +heard him move sideways to look down at Ron, +instead. “And what about you, ginger?” + +“Stan Shunpike,” said Ron. + +“Like ’ell you are,” said the man called Scabior. “We +know Stan Shunpike, ’e’s put a bit of work our way.” + +There was another thud. + +“I’b Bardy,” said Ron, and Harry could tell that his +mouth was full of blood. “Bardy Weadley.” + +“A Weasley?” rasped Greyback. “So you’re related to +blood traitors even if you’re not a Mudblood. And +lastly, your pretty little friend ...” The relish in his +voice made Harry’s flesh crawl. + +“Easy, Greyback,” said Scabior over the jeering of the +others. + +“Oh, I’m not going to bite just yet. We’ll see if she’s a +bit quicker at remembering her name than Barny. +Who are you, girly?” + +“Penelope Clearwater,” said Hermione. She sounded +terrified, but convincing. + +“What’s your blood status?” + + + +Page | 505 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Half-blood,” said Hermione. + + + +“Easy enough to check,” said Scabior. “But the ’ole lot +of ’em look like they could still be ’ogwarts age — ” + +“Weh lebt,” said Ron. + +“Left, ’ave you, ginger?” said Scabior. “And you +decided to go camping? And you thought, just for a +laugh, you’d use the Dark Lord’s name?” + +“Nod a laugh,” said Ron. “Aggiden.” + +“Accident?” There was more jeering laughter. + +“You know who used to like using the Dark Lord’s +name, Weasley?” growled Greyback. “The Order of the +Phoenix. Mean anything to you?” + +“Doh.” + +“Well, they don’t show the Dark Lord proper respect, +so the name’s been Tabooed. A few Order members +have been tracked that way. We’ll see. Bind them up +with the other two prisoners!” + +Someone yanked Harry up by the hair, dragged him a +short way, pushed him down into a sitting position, +then started binding him back-to-back with other +people. Harry was still half blind, barely able to see +anything through his puffed-up eyes. When at last +the man tying them had walked away, Harry +whispered to the other prisoners. + +“Anyone still got a wand?” + +“No,” said Ron and Hermione from either side of him. + +“This is all my fault. I said the name, I’m sorry — ” + +Page | 506 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry?” + + + +It was a new, but familiar, voice, and it came from +directly behind Harry, from the person tied to +Hermione’s left. + +“Dean?” + +“It is you! If they find out who they’ve got — ! They’re +Snatchers, they’re only looking for truants to sell for +gold — ” + +“Not a bad little haul for one night,” Greyback was +saying, as a pair of hobnailed boots marched close by +Harry and they heard more crashes from inside the +tent. “A Mudblood, a runaway goblin, and three +truants. You checked their names on the list yet, +Scabior?” he roared. + +“Yeah. There’s no Vernon Dudley on ’ere, Greyback.” + +“Interesting,” said Greyback. “That’s interesting.” + +He crouched down beside Harry, who saw, through +the infinitesimal gap left between his swollen eyelids, +a face covered in matted gray hair and whiskers, with +pointed brown teeth and sores at the corners of his +mouth. Greyback smelled as he had done at the top of +the tower where Dumbledore had died: of dirt, sweat, +and blood. + +“So you aren’t wanted, then, Vernon? Or are you on +that list under a different name? What House were +you in at Hogwarts?” + +“Slytherin,” said Harry automatically. + + + +Page | 507 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Funny ’ow they all thinks we wants to ’ear that,” +jeered Scabior out of the shadows. “But none of ’em +can tell us where the common room is.” + +“It’s in the dungeons,” said Harry clearly. “You enter +through the wall. It’s full of skulls and stuff and it’s +under the lake, so the light’s all green.” + +There was a short pause. + +“Well, well, looks like we really ’ave caught a little +Slytherin,” said Scabior. “Good for you, Vernon, + +’cause there ain’t a lot of Mudblood Slytherins. Who’s +your father?” + +“He works at the Ministry,” Harry lied. He knew that +his whole story would collapse with the smallest +investigation, but on the other hand, he only had +until his face regained its usual appearance before +the game was up in any case. “Department of Magical +Accidents and Catastrophes.” + +“You know what, Greyback,” said Scabior. “I think +there is a Dudley in there.” + +Harry could barely breathe: Could luck, sheer luck, +get them safely out of this? + +“Well, well,” said Greyback, and Harry could hear the +tiniest note of trepidation in that callous voice, and +knew that Greyback was wondering whether he had +indeed just attacked and bound the son of a Ministry +official. Harry’s heart was pounding against the ropes +around his ribs; he would not have been surprised to +know that Greyback could see it. “If you’re telling the +truth, ugly, you’ve got nothing to fear from a trip to +the Ministry. I expect your father’ll reward us just for +picking you up.” + + + +Page | 508 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But,” said Harry, his mouth bone dry, “if you just let +us — ” + + + +“Hey!” came a shout from inside the tent. “Look at +this, Greyback!” + +A dark figure came bustling toward them, and Harry +saw a glint of silver in the light of their wands. They +had found Gryffindor’s sword. + +“Ve-e-ry nice,” said Greyback appreciatively, taking it +from his companion. “Oh, very nice indeed. Looks +goblin-made, that. Where did you get something like +this?” + +“It’s my father’s,” Harry lied, hoping against hope that +it was too dark for Greyback to see the name etched +just below the hilt. “We borrowed it to cut firewood — ” + +“ ’ang on a minute, Greyback! Look at this, in the +Propheti” + +As Scabior said it, Harry’s scar, which was stretched +tight across his distended forehead, burned savagely. +More clearly than he could make out anything around +him, he saw a towering building, a grim fortress, jet- +black and forbidding; Voldemort’s thoughts had +suddenly become razor-sharp again; he was gliding +toward the gigantic building with a sense of calmly +euphoric purpose. ... + +So close ...So close . . . + +With a huge effort of will Harry closed his mind to +Voldemort’s thoughts, pulling himself back to where +he sat, tied to Ron, Hermione, Dean, and Griphook in +the darkness, listening to Greyback and Scabior. + + + +Page | 509 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ‘’ermione Granger,’ ” Scabior was saying, “ ‘the +Mudblood who is known to be traveling with ’arry +Potter.’ ” + +Harry’s scar burned in the silence, but he made a +supreme effort to keep himself present, not to slip +into Voldemort’s mind. He heard the creak of +Greyback’s boots as he crouched down in front of +Hermione. + +“You know what, little girly? This picture looks a hell +of a lot like you.” + +“It isn’t! It isn’t me!” + +Hermione ’s terrified squeak was as good as a +confession. + +“ ‘... known to be traveling with Harry Potter,’ ” +repeated Grey back quietly. + +A stillness had settled over the scene. Harry’s scar +was exquisitely painful, but he struggled with all his +strength against the pull of Voldemort’s thoughts: It +had never been so important to remain in his own +right mind. + +“Well, this changes things, doesn’t it?” whispered +Greyback. Nobody spoke: Harry sensed the gang of +Snatchers watching, frozen, and felt Hermione ’s arm +trembling against his. Greyback got up and took a +couple of steps to where Harry sat, crouching down +again to stare closely at his misshapen features. + +“What’s that on your forehead, Vernon?” he asked +softly, his breath foul in Harry’s nostrils as he +pressed a filthy finger to the taut scar. + + + +Page | 510 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Don’t touch it!” Harry yelled; he could not stop +himself; he thought he might be sick from the pain of +it. + + + +“I thought you wore glasses, Potter?” breathed +Greyback. + +“I found glasses!” yelped one of the Snatchers +skulking in the background. “There was glasses in the +tent, Greyback, wait — ” + +And seconds later Harry’s glasses had been rammed +back onto his face. The Snatchers were closing in +now, peering at him. + +“It is!” rasped Greyback. “We’ve caught Potter!” + +They all took several steps backward, stunned by +what they had done. Harry, still fighting to remain +present inside his own splitting head, could think of +nothing to say: Fragmented visions were breaking +across the surface of his mind — + +— He was gliding around the high walls of the black +fortress — + +No, he was Harry, tied up and wandless, in grave +danger — + +— looking up, up to the topmost window, the highest +tower — + +He was Harry, and they were discussing his fate in +low voices — + +— Time to fly ... + +“...to the Ministry?” + +Page | 511 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“To hell with the Ministry,” growled Greyback. “They’ll +take the credit, and we won’t get a look in. I say we +take him straight to You-Know-Who.” + +“Will you summon ’im? ’ere?” said Scabior, sounding +awed, terrified. + +“No,” snarled Greyback, “I haven’t got — they say he’s +using the Malfoys’ place as a base. We’ll take the boy +there.” + +Harry thought he knew why Greyback was not calling +Voldemort. The werewolf might be allowed to wear +Death Eater robes when they wanted to use him, but +only Voldemort’s inner circle were branded with the +Dark Mark: Greyback had not been granted this +highest honor. + +Harry’s scar seared again — + +— and he rose into the night, flying straight up to the +window at the very top of the tower — + +"... completely sure it’s him? ’Cause if it ain’t, +Greyback, we’re dead.” + +“Who’s in charge here?” roared Greyback, covering his +moment of inadequacy. “I say that’s Potter, and him +plus his wand, that’s two hundred thousand Galleons +right there! But if you’re too gutless to come along, +any of you, it’s all for me, and with any luck, I’ll get +the girl thrown in!” + +— The window was the merest slit in the black rock, +not big enough for a man to enter. ...A skeletal figure +was just visible through it, curled beneath a blanket. . . . +Dead, or sleeping ... ? + + + +Page | 512 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All right!” said Scabior. “All right, we’re in! And what +about the rest of ’em, Greyback, what’ll we do with + + + +’em? + + + + + + +“Might as well take the lot. We’ve got two Mudbloods, +that’s another ten Galleons. Give me the sword as +well. If they’re rubies, that’s another small fortune +right there.” + +The prisoners were dragged to their feet. Harry could +hear Hermione’s breathing, fast and terrified. + +“Grab hold and make it tight. I’ll do Potter!” said +Greyback, seizing a fistful of Harry’s hair; Harry could +feel his long yellow nails scratching his scalp. “On +three! One — two — three — ” + +They Disapparated, pulling the prisoners with them. +Harry struggled, trying to throw off Greyback’s hand, +but it was hopeless: Ron and Hermione were +squeezed tightly against him on either side, he could +not separate from the group, and as the breath was +squeezed out of him his scar seared more painfully +still — + +— as he forced himself through the slit of a window +like a snake and landed, lightly as vapor, inside the +cell-like room — + +The prisoners lurched into one another as they +landed in a country lane. Harry’s eyes, still puffy, took +a moment to acclimatize, then he saw a pair of +wrought-iron gates at the foot of what looked like a +long drive. He experienced the tiniest trickle of relief. +The worst had not happened yet: Voldemort was not +here. He was, Harry knew, for he was fighting to +resist the vision, in some strange, fortresslike place, +at the top of a tower. How long it would take + + + +Page | 513 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort to get to this place, once he knew that +Harry was here, was another matter. ... + +One of the Snatchers strode to the gates and shook +them. + +“How do we get in? They’re locked, Greyback, I can’t +— blimey!” + +He whipped his hands away in fright. The iron was +contorting, twisting itself out of the abstract furls and +coils into a frightening face, which spoke in a +clanging, echoing voice: “State your purpose!” + +“We’ve got Potter!” Greyback roared triumphantly. +“We’ve captured Harry Potter!” + +The gates swung open. + +“Come on!” said Greyback to his men, and the +prisoners were shunted through the gates and up the +drive, between high hedges that muffled their +footsteps. Harry saw a ghostly white shape above +him, and realized it was an albino peacock. He +stumbled and was dragged onto his feet by Greyback; +now he was staggering along sideways, tied back-to- +back to the four other prisoners. Closing his puffy +eyes, he allowed the pain in his scar to overcome him +for a moment, wanting to know what Voldemort was +doing, whether he knew yet that Harry was caught. ... + +The emaciated figure stirred beneath its thin blanket +and rolled over toward him, eyes opening in a skull of +a face. ... The frail man sat up, great sunken eyes +fixed upon him, upon Voldemort, and then he smiled. +Most of his teeth were gone. ... + +“So, you have come. I thought you would ... one day. +But your journey was pointless. I never had it.” + +Page | 514 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ You lie]” + + + +As Voldemort’s anger throbbed inside him, Harry’s +scar threatened to burst with pain, and he wrenched +his mind back to his own body, fighting to remain +present as the prisoners were pushed over gravel. + +Light spilled out over all of them. + +“What is this?” said a woman’s cold voice. + +“We’re here to see He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!” +rasped Greyback. + +“Who are you?” + +“You know me!” There was resentment in the +werewolf’s voice. “Fenrir Greyback! We’ve caught +Harry Potter!” + +Greyback seized Harry and dragged him around to +face the light, forcing the other prisoners to shuffle +around too. + +“I know ’e’s swollen, ma’am, but it’s ’im!” piped up +Scabior. “If you look a bit closer, you’ll see ’is scar. +And this ’ere, see the girl? The Mudblood who’s been +traveling around with ’im, ma’am. There’s no doubt +it’s ’im, and we’ve got ’is wand as well! ’Ere, ma’am — ” + +Through his puffy eyelids Harry saw Narcissa Malfoy +scrutinizing his swollen face. Scabior thrust the +blackthorn wand at her. She raised her eyebrows. + +“Bring them in,” she said. + +Harry and the others were shoved and kicked up +broad stone steps into a hallway lined with portraits. + + + +Page | 515 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Follow me,” said Narcissa, leading the way across the +hall. “My son, Draco, is home for his Easter holidays. +If that is Harry Potter, he will know.” + +The drawing room dazzled after the darkness outside; +even with his eyes almost closed Harry could make +out the wide proportions of the room. A crystal +chandelier hung from the ceiling, more portraits +against the dark purple walls. Two figures rose from +chairs in front of an ornate marble fireplace as the +prisoners were forced into the room by the Snatchers. + +“What is this?” + +The dreadfully familiar, drawling voice of Lucius +Malfoy fell on Harry’s ears. He was panicking now: He +could see no way out, and it was easier, as his fear +mounted, to block out Voldemort’s thoughts, though +his scar was still burning. + +“They say they’ve got Potter,” said Narcissa’s cold +voice. “Draco, come here.” + +Harry did not dare look directly at Draco, but saw +him obliquely: a figure slightly taller than he was, +rising from an armchair, his face a pale and pointed +blur beneath white-blond hair. + +Greyback forced the prisoners to turn again so as to +place Harry directly beneath the chandelier. + +“Well, boy?” rasped the werewolf. + +Harry was facing a mirror over the fireplace, a great +gilded thing in an intricately scrolled frame. Through +the slits of his eyes he saw his own reflection for the +first time since leaving Grimmauld Place. + + + +Page | 516 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His face was huge, shiny, and pink, every feature +distorted by Hermione’s jinx. His black hair reached +his shoulders and there was a dark shadow around +his jaw. Had he not known that it was he who stood +there, he would have wondered who was wearing his +glasses. He resolved not to speak, for his voice was +sure to give him away; yet he still avoided eye contact +with Draco as the latter approached. + +“Well, Draco?” said Lucius Malfoy. He sounded avid. +“Is it? Is it Harry Potter?” + +“I can’t — I can’t be sure,” said Draco. He was keeping +his distance from Greyback, and seemed as scared of +looking at Harry as Harry was of looking at him. + +“But look at him carefully, look! Come closer!” + +Harry had never heard Lucius Malfoy so excited. + +“Draco, if we are the ones who hand Potter over to the +Dark Lord, everything will be forgiv — ” + +“Now, we won’t be forgetting who actually caught him, +I hope, Mr. Malfoy?” said Greyback menacingly. + +“Of course not, of course not!” said Lucius +impatiently. He approached Harry himself, came so +close that Harry could see the usually languid, pale +face in sharp detail even through his swollen eyes. +With his face a puffy mask, Harry felt as though he +was peering out from between the bars of a cage. + +“What did you do to him?” Lucius asked Greyback. +“How did he get into this state?” + +“That wasn’t us.” + +“Looks more like a Stinging Jinx to me,” said Lucius. + +Page | 517 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +His gray eyes raked Harry’s forehead. + + + +“There’s something there,” he whispered, “it could be +the scar, stretched tight. ... Draco, come here, look +properly! What do you think?” + +Harry saw Draco’s face up close now, right beside his +father’s. They were extraordinarily alike, except that +while his father looked beside himself with +excitement, Draco’s expression was full of reluctance, +even fear. + +“I don’t know,” he said, and he walked away toward +the fireplace where his mother stood watching. + +“We had better be certain, Lucius,” Narcissa called to +her husband in her cold, clear voice. “Completely sure +that it is Potter, before we summon the Dark Lord . . . +They say this is his” — she was looking closely at the +blackthorn wand — “but it does not resemble +Ollivander’s description. ... If we are mistaken, if we +call the Dark Lord here for nothing . . . Remember +what he did to Rowle and Dolohov?” + +“What about the Mudblood, then?” growled Greyback. +Harry was nearly thrown off his feet as the Snatchers +forced the prisoners to swivel around again, so that +the light fell on Hermione instead. + +“Wait,” said Narcissa sharply. “Yes — yes, she was in +Madam Malkin’s with Potter! I saw her picture in the +Prophett Look, Draco, isn’t it the Granger girl?” + +“I ... maybe ... yeah.” + +“But then, that’s the Weasley boy!” shouted Lucius, +striding around the bound prisoners to face Ron. “It’s +them, Potter’s friends — Draco, look at him, isn’t it +Arthur Weasley’s son, what’s his name — ?” + +Page | 518 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah,” said Draco again, his back to the prisoners. + +“It could be.” + +The drawing room door opened behind Harry. A +woman spoke, and the sound of the voice wound +Harry’s fear to an even higher pitch. + +“What is this? What’s happened, Cissy?” + +Bellatrix Lestrange walked slowly around the +prisoners, and stopped on Harry’s right, staring at +Hermione through her heavily lidded eyes. + +“But surely,” she said quietly, “this is the Mudblood +girl? This is Granger?” + +“Yes, yes, it’s Granger!” cried Lucius. “And beside her, +we think, Potter! Potter and his friends, caught at +last!” + +“Potter?” shrieked Bellatrix, and she backed away, the +better to take in Harry. “Are you sure? Well then, the +Dark Lord must be informed at once!” + +She dragged back her left sleeve: Harry saw the Dark +Mark burned into the flesh of her arm, and knew that +she was about to touch it, to summon her beloved +master — + +“I was about to call him!” said Lucius, and his hand +actually closed upon Bellatrix’s wrist, preventing her +from touching the Mark. “I shall summon him, Bella, +Potter has been brought to my house, and it is +therefore upon my authority — ” + +“Your authority!” she sneered, attempting to wrench +her hand from his grasp. “You lost your authority +when you lost your wand, Lucius! How dare you! Take +your hands off me!” + +Page | 519 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This is nothing to do with you, you did not capture +the boy — ” + +“Begging your pardon, Mr. Malfoy,” interjected +Greyback, “but it’s us that caught Potter, and it’s us +that 11 be claiming the gold — ” + +“Gold!” laughed Bellatrix, still attempting to throw off +her brother-in-law, her free hand groping in her +pocket for her wand. “Take your gold, filthy +scavenger, what do I want with gold? I seek only the +honor of his — of — ” + +She stopped struggling, her dark eyes fixed upon +something Harry could not see. Jubilant at her +capitulation, Lucius threw her hand from him and +ripped up his own sleeve — + +“STOP!” shrieked Bellatrix. “Do not touch it, we shall +all perish if the Dark Lord comes now!” + +Lucius froze, his index finger hovering over his own +Mark. Bellatrix strode out of Harry’s limited line of +vision. + +“What is that?” he heard her say. + +“Sword,” grunted an out-of-sight Snatcher. + +“Give it to me.” + +“It’s not yorn, missus, it’s mine, I reckon I found it.” + +There was a bang and a flash of red light: Harry knew +that the Snatcher had been Stunned. There was a +roar of anger from his fellows: Scabior drew his wand. + +“What d’you think you’re playing at, woman?” + + + +Page | 520 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Stupefyl” she screamed. “Stupefyl” + + + +They were no match for her, even though there were +four of them against one of her: She was a witch, as +Harry knew, with prodigious skill and no conscience. +They fell where they stood, all except Greyback, who +had been forced into a kneeling position, his arms +outstretched. Out of the corners of his eyes Harry saw +Bellatrix bearing down upon the werewolf, the sword +of Gryffindor gripped tightly in her hand, her face +waxen. + +“Where did you get this sword?” she whispered to +Greyback as she pulled his wand out of his +unresisting grip. + +“How dare you?” he snarled, his mouth the only thing +that could move as he was forced to gaze up at her. + +He bared his pointed teeth. “Release me, woman!” + +“Where did you find this sword?” she repeated, +brandishing it in his face. “Snape sent it to my vault +in Gringotts!” + +“It was in their tent,” rasped Greyback. “Release me, I +say!” + +She waved her wand, and the werewolf sprang to his +feet, but appeared too wary to approach her. He +prowled behind an armchair, his filthy curved nails +clutching its back. + +“Draco, move this scum outside,” said Bellatrix, +indicating the unconscious men. “If you haven’t got +the guts to finish them, then leave them in the +courtyard for me.” + +“Don’t you dare speak to Draco like — ” said Narcissa +furiously, but Bellatrix screamed, + +Page | 521 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Be quiet! The situation is graver than you can +possibly imagine, Cissy! We have a very serious +problem!” + +She stood, panting slightly, looking down at the +sword, examining its hilt. Then she turned to look at +the silent prisoners. + +“If it is indeed Potter, he must not be harmed,” she +muttered, more to herself than to the others. “The +Dark Lord wishes to dispose of Potter himself. . . . But +if he finds out ... I must ... I must know. ...” + +She turned back to her sister again. + +“The prisoners must be placed in the cellar, while I +think what to do!” + +“This is my house, Bella, you don’t give orders in my + + + +“Do it! You have no idea of the danger we are in!” +shrieked Bellatrix. She looked frightening, mad; a +thin stream of fire issued from her wand and burned +a hole in the carpet. + +Narcissa hesitated for a moment, then addressed the +werewolf. + +“Take these prisoners down to the cellar, Greyback.” + +“Wait,” said Bellatrix sharply. “All except ... except for +the Mudblood.” + +Greyback gave a grunt of pleasure. + +“No!” shouted Ron. “You can have me, keep me!” + + + +Page | 522 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Bellatrix hit him across the face; the blow echoed +around the room. + + + +“If she dies under questioning, I’ll take you next,” she +said. “Blood traitor is next to Mudblood in my book. +Take them downstairs, Greyback, and make sure they +are secure, but do nothing more to them — yet.” + +She threw Greyback’s wand back to him, then took a +short silver knife from under her robes. She cut +Hermione free from the other prisoners, then dragged +her by the hair into the middle of the room, while +Greyback forced the rest of them to shuffle across to +another door, into a dark passageway, his wand held +out in front of him, projecting an invisible and +irresistible force. + +“Reckon she’ll let me have a bit of the girl when she’s +finished with her?” Greyback crooned as he forced +them along the corridor. “I’d say I’ll get a bite or two, +wouldn’t you, ginger?” + +Harry could feel Ron shaking. They were forced down +a steep flight of stairs, still tied back-to-back and in +danger of slipping and breaking their necks at any +moment. At the bottom was a heavy door. Greyback +unlocked it with a tap of his wand, then forced them +into a dank and musty room and left them in total +darkness. The echoing bang of the slammed cellar +door had not died away before there was a terrible, +drawn-out scream from directly above them. + +“HERMIONE!” Ron bellowed, and he started to writhe +and struggle against the ropes tying them together, so +that Harry staggered. “HERMIONE!” + +“Be quiet!” Harry said. “Shut up, Ron, we need to +work out a way — ” + + + +Page | 523 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“HERMIONE! HERMIONE!” + + + +“We need a plan, stop yelling — we need to get these +ropes off — ” + +“Harry?” came a whisper through the darkness. “Ron? +Is that you?” + +Ron stopped shouting. There was a sound of +movement close by them, then Harry saw a shadow +moving closer. + +“Harry? Ron?” + +“Luna?” + +“Yes, it’s me! Oh no, I didn’t want you to be caught!” + +“Luna, can you help us get these ropes off?” said +Harry. + +“Oh yes, I expect so. ... There’s an old nail we use if +we need to break anything. ... Just a moment ...” + +Hermione screamed again from overhead, and they +could hear Bellatrix screaming too, but her words +were inaudible, for Ron shouted again, “HERMIONE! +HERMIONE!” + +“Mr. Ollivander?” Harry could hear Luna saying. “Mr. +Ollivander, have you got the nail? If you just move +over a little bit... I think it was beside the water jug. + + + +She was back within seconds. +“You’ll need to stay still,” she said. + + + +Page | 524 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry could feel her digging at the rope’s tough fibers +to work the knots free. From upstairs they heard +Bellatrix’s voice. + +“I’m going to ask you again! Where did you get this +sword? Where?” + +“We found it — we found it — PLEASE!” Hermione +screamed again; Ron struggled harder than ever, and +the rusty nail slipped onto Harry’s wrist. + +“Ron, please stay still!” Luna whispered. “I can’t see +what I’m doing — ” + +“My pocket!” said Ron. “In my pocket, there’s a +Deluminator, and it’s full of light!” + +A few seconds later, there was a click, and the +luminescent spheres the Deluminator had sucked +from the lamps in the tent flew into the cellar: Unable +to rejoin their sources, they simply hung there, like +tiny suns, flooding the underground room with light. +Harry saw Luna, all eyes in her white face, and the +motionless figure of Ollivander the wandmaker, +curled up on the floor in the corner. Craning around, +he caught sight of their fellow prisoners: Dean and +Griphook the goblin, who seemed barely conscious, +kept standing by the ropes that bound him to the +humans. + +“Oh, that’s much easier, thanks, Ron,” said Luna, +and she began hacking at their bindings again. + +“Hello, Dean!” + +From above came Bellatrix’s voice. + +“You are lying, filthy Mudblood, and I know it! You +have been inside my vault at Gringotts! Tell the truth, +tell the truth\” + +Page | 525 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Another terrible scream + + + +“HERMIONE!” + +“What else did you take? What else have you got? Tell +me the truth or, I swear, I shall run you through with +this knife!” + +“There!” + +Harry felt the ropes fall away and turned, rubbing his +wrists, to see Ron running around the cellar, looking +up at the low ceiling, searching for a trapdoor. Dean, +his face bruised and bloody, said “Thanks” to Luna +and stood there, shivering, but Griphook sank onto +the cellar floor, looking groggy and disoriented, many +welts across his swarthy face. + +Ron was now trying to Disapparate without a wand. + +“There’s no way out, Ron,” said Luna, watching his +fruitless efforts. “The cellar is completely escape- +proof. I tried, at first. Mr. Ollivander has been here for +a long time, he’s tried everything.” + +Hermione was screaming again: The sound went +through Harry like physical pain. Barely conscious of +the fierce prickling of his scar, he too started to run +around the cellar, feeling the walls for he hardly knew +what, knowing in his heart that it was useless. + +“What else did you take, what else? ANSWER ME! +CRUCIO\” + +Hermione ’s screams echoed off the walls upstairs, + +Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with +his fists, and Harry in utter desperation seized +Hagrid’s pouch from around his neck and groped +inside it: He pulled out Dumbledore’s Snitch and +Page | 526 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +shook it, hoping for he did not know what — nothing +happened — he waved the broken halves of the +phoenix wand, but they were lifeless — the mirror +fragment fell sparkling to the floor, and he saw a +gleam of brightest blue — + +Dumbledore’s eye was gazing at him out of the mirror. + +“Help us!” he yelled at it in mad desperation. “We’re in +the cellar of Malfoy Manor, help us!” + +The eye blinked and was gone. + +Harry was not even sure that it had really been there. +He tilted the shard of mirror this way and that, and +saw nothing reflected there but the walls and ceiling +of their prison, and upstairs Hermione was screaming +worse than ever, and next to him Ron was bellowing, +“HERMIONE! HERMIONE!” + +“How did you get into my vault?” they heard Bellatrix +scream. “Did that dirty little goblin in the cellar help +you?” + +“We only met him tonight!” Hermione sobbed. “We’ve +never been inside your vault. ... It isn’t the real sword! +It’s a copy, just a copy! + +“A copy?” screeched Bellatrix. “Oh, a likely story!” + +“But we can find out easily!” came Lucius’s voice. +“Draco, fetch the goblin, he can tell us whether the +sword is real or not!” + +Harry dashed across the cellar to where Griphook was +huddled on the floor. + + + +Page | 527 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Griphook,” he whispered into the goblin’s pointed +ear, “you must tell them that sword’s a fake, they +mustn’t know it’s the real one, Griphook, please — ” + +He could hear someone scuttling down the cellar +steps; next moment, Draco’s shaking voice spoke +from behind the door. + +“Stand back. Line up against the back wall. Don’t try +anything, or I’ll kill you!” + +They did as they were bidden; as the lock turned, Ron +clicked the Deluminator and the lights whisked back +into his pocket, restoring the cellar’s darkness. The +door flew open; Malfoy marched inside, wand held out +in front of him, pale and determined. He seized the +little goblin by the arm and backed out again, +dragging Griphook with him. The door slammed shut +and at the same moment a loud crack echoed inside +the cellar. + +Ron clicked the Deluminator. Three balls of light flew +back into the air from his pocket, revealing Dobby the +house-elf, who had just Apparated into their midst. + +“DOB — !” + + + +Harry hit Ron on the arm to stop him shouting, and +Ron looked terrified at his mistake. Footsteps crossed +the ceiling overhead: Draco marching Griphook to +Bellatrix. + +Dobby’s enormous, tennis-ball-shaped eyes were +wide; he was trembling from his feet to the tips of his +ears. He was back in the home of his old masters, and +it was clear that he was petrified. + +“Harry Potter,” he squeaked in the tiniest quiver of a +voice, “Dobby has come to rescue you.” + +Page | 528 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But how did you — ?” + + + +An awful scream drowned Harry’s words: Hermione +was being tortured again. He cut to the essentials. + +“You can Disapparate out of this cellar?” he asked +Dobby, who nodded, his ears flapping. + +“And you can take humans with you?” + +Dobby nodded again. + +“Right. Dobby, I want you to grab Luna, Dean, and +Mr. Ollivander, and take them — take them to — ” + +“Bill and Fleur’s,” said Ron. “Shell Cottage on the +outskirts of Tinworth!” + +The elf nodded for a third time. + +“And then come back,” said Harry. “Can you do that, +Dobby?” + +“Of course, Harry Potter,” whispered the little elf. He +hurried over to Mr. Ollivander, who appeared to be +barely conscious. He took one of the wandmaker’s +hands in his own, then held out the other to Luna +and Dean, neither of whom moved. + +“Harry, we want to help you!” Luna whispered. + +“We can’t leave you here,” said Dean. + +“Go, both of you! We’ll see you at Bill and Fleur’s.” + +As Harry spoke, his scar burned worse than ever, and +for a few seconds he looked down, not upon the +wandmaker, but on another man who was just as old, +just as thin, but laughing scornfully. + +Page | 529 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ Kill me, then, Voldemort, I welcome death! But my +death will not bring you what you seek. . . . There is so +much you do not understand. ...” + +He felt Voldemort’s fury, but as Hermione screamed +again he shut it out, returning to the cellar and the +horror of his own present. + +“Go!” Harry beseeched Luna and Dean. “Go! Well +follow, just go!” + +They caught hold of the elf’s outstretched fingers. +There was another loud crack, and Dobby, Luna, +Dean, and Ollivander vanished. + +“What was that?” shouted Lucius Malfoy from over +their heads. “Did you hear that? What was that noise +in the cellar?” + +Harry and Ron stared at each other. + +“Draco — no, call Wormtail! Make him go and check!” + +Footsteps crossed the room overhead, then there was +silence. Harry knew that the people in the drawing +room were listening for more noises from the cellar. + +“We’re going to have to try and tackle him,” he +whispered to Ron. They had no choice: The moment +anyone entered the room and saw the absence of +three prisoners, they were lost. “Leave the lights on,” +Harry added, and as they heard someone descending +the steps outside the door, they backed against the +wall on either side of it. + +“Stand back,” came Wormtail’s voice. “Stand away +from the door. I am coming in.” + + + +Page | 530 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The door flew open. For a split second Wormtail gazed +into the apparently empty cellar, ablaze with light +from the three miniature suns floating in midair. + +Then Harry and Ron launched themselves upon him. +Ron seized Wormtail’s wand arm and forced it +upward; Harry slapped a hand to his mouth, muffling +his voice. Silently they struggled: Wormtail’s wand +emitted sparks; his silver hand closed around Harry’s +throat. + +“What is it, Wormtail?” called Lucius Malfoy from +above. + +“Nothing!” Ron called back, in a passable imitation of +Wormtail’s wheezy voice. “All fine!” + +Harry could barely breathe. + +“You’re going to kill me?” Harry choked, attempting to +prise off the metal fingers. “After I saved your life? + +You owe me, Wormtail!” + +The silver fingers slackened. Harry had not expected +it: He wrenched himself free, astonished, keeping his +hand over Wormtail’s mouth. He saw the ratlike +man’s small watery eyes widen with fear and surprise: +He seemed just as shocked as Harry at what his hand +had done, at the tiny, merciful impulse it had +betrayed, and he continued to struggle more +powerfully, as though to undo that moment of +weakness. + +“And well have that,” whispered Ron, tugging +Wormtail’s wand from his other hand. + +Wandless, helpless, Pettigrew’s pupils dilated in +terror. His eyes had slid from Harry’s face to +something else. His own silver fingers were moving +inexorably toward his own throat. + +Page | 531 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No — ” + + + +Without pausing to think, Harry tried to drag back +the hand, but there was no stopping it. The silver tool +that Voldemort had given his most cowardly servant +had turned upon its disarmed and useless owner; +Pettigrew was reaping his reward for his hesitation, +his moment of pity; he was being strangled before +their eyes. + +“No!” + +Ron had released Wormtail too, and together he and +Harry tried to pull the crushing metal fingers from +around Wormtail’s throat, but it was no use. + +Pettigrew was turning blue. + +“Relashiol” said Ron, pointing the wand at the silver +hand, but nothing happened; Pettigrew dropped to his +knees, and at the same moment, Hermione gave a +dreadful scream from overhead. Wormtail’s eyes rolled +upward in his purple face; he gave a last twitch, and +was still. + +Harry and Ron looked at each other, then leaving +Wormtail’s body on the floor behind them, ran up the +stairs and back into the shadowy passageway leading +to the drawing room. Cautiously they crept along it +until they reached the drawing room door, which was +ajar. Now they had a clear view of Bellatrix looking +down at Griphook, who was holding Gryffindor’s +sword in his long-fingered hands. Hermione was lying +at Bellatrix’s feet. She was barely stirring. + +“Well?” Bellatrix said to Griphook. “Is it the true +sword?” + +Harry waited, holding his breath, fighting against the +prickling of his scar. + +Page | 532 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Griphook. “It is a fake.” + +“Are you sure?” panted Bellatrix. “Quite sure?” + +“Yes,” said the goblin. + +Relief broke across her face, all tension drained from +it. + +“Good,” she said, and with a casual flick of her wand +she slashed another deep cut into the goblin’s face, +and he dropped with a yell at her feet. She kicked him +aside. “And now,” she said in a voice that burst with +triumph, “we call the Dark Lord!” + +And she pushed back her sleeve and touched her +forefinger to the Dark Mark. + +At once, Harry’s scar felt as though it had split open +again. His true surroundings vanished: He was +Voldemort, and the skeletal wizard before him was +laughing toothlessly at him; he was enraged at the +summons he felt — he had warned them, he had told +them to summon him for nothing less than Potter. If +they were mistaken . . . + +“Kill me, then!” demanded the old man. “You will not +win, you cannot win! That wand will never, ever be +yours — ” + +And Voldemort’s fury broke: A burst of green light +filled the prison room and the frail old body was lifted +from its hard bed and then fell back, lifeless, and +Voldemort returned to the window, his wrath barely +controllable. ... They would suffer his retribution if +they had no good reason for calling him back. . . . + +“And I think,” said Bellatrix’s voice, “we can dispose of +the Mudblood. Greyback, take her if you want her.” + +Page | 533 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” + + + +Ron had burst into the drawing room; Bellatrix looked +around, shocked; she turned her wand to face Ron +instead — + +“ ExpelliarmusV’ he roared, pointing Wormtail’s wand +at Bellatrix, and hers flew into the air and was caught +by Harry, who had sprinted after Ron. Lucius, +Narcissa, Draco, and Greyback wheeled about; Harry +yelled, “Stupefy\” and Lucius Malfoy collapsed onto +the hearth. Jets of light flew from Draco’s, Narcissa’s, +and Greyback’s wands; Harry threw himself to the +floor, rolling behind a sofa to avoid them. + +“STOP OR SHE DIES!” + +Panting, Harry peered around the edge of the sofa. +Bellatrix was supporting Hermione, who seemed to be +unconscious, and was holding her short silver knife +to Hermione ’s throat. + +“Drop your wands,” she whispered. “Drop them, or +we’ll see exactly how filthy her blood is!” + +Ron stood rigid, clutching Wormtail’s wand. Harry +straightened up, still holding Bellatrix’s. + +“I said, drop them!” she screeched, pressing the blade +into Hermione’s throat: Harry saw beads of blood +appear there. + +“All right!” he shouted, and he dropped Bellatrix’s +wand onto the floor at his feet. Ron did the same with +Wormtail’s. Both raised their hands to shoulder +height. + +“Good!” she leered. “Draco, pick them up! The Dark +Lord is coming, Harry Potter! Your death approaches!” + +Page | 534 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry knew it; his scar was bursting with the pain of +it, and he could feel Voldemort flying through the sky +from far away, over a dark and stormy sea, and soon +he would be close enough to Apparate to them, and +Harry could see no way out. + +“Now,” said Bellatrix softly, as Draco hurried back to +her with the wands, “Cissy, I think we ought to tie +these little heroes up again, while Greyback takes +care of Miss Mudblood. I am sure the Dark Lord will +not begrudge you the girl, Greyback, after what you +have done tonight.” + +At the last word there was a peculiar grinding noise +from above. All of them looked upward in time to see +the crystal chandelier tremble; then, with a creak and +an ominous jingling, it began to fall. Bellatrix was +directly beneath it; dropping Hermione, she threw +herself aside with a scream. The chandelier crashed +to the floor in an explosion of crystal and chains, +falling on top of Hermione and the goblin, who still +clutched the sword of Gryffindor. Glittering shards of +crystal flew in all directions: Draco doubled over, his +hands covering his bloody face. + +As Ron ran to pull Hermione out of the wreckage, +Harry took his chance: He leapt over an armchair and +wrested the three wands from Draco’s grip, pointed all +of them at Greyback, and yelled, “Stupefyl” The +werewolf was lifted off his feet by the triple spell, flew +up to the ceiling, and then smashed to the ground. + +As Narcissa dragged Draco out of the way of further +harm, Bellatrix sprang to her feet, her hair flying as +she brandished the silver knife; but Narcissa had +directed her wand at the doorway. + +“Dobby!” she screamed, and even Bellatrix froze. + +“You! You dropped the chandelier — ?” + +Page | 535 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The tiny elf trotted into the room, his shaking finger +pointing at his old mistress. + +“You must not hurt Harry Potter,” he squeaked. + +“Kill him, Cissy!” shrieked Bellatrix, but there was +another loud crack, and Narcissa’s wand too flew into +the air and landed on the other side of the room. + +“You dirty little monkey!” bawled Bellatrix. “How dare +you take a witch’s wand, how dare you defy your +masters?” + +“Dobby has no master!” squealed the elf. “Dobby is a +free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and +his friends!” + +Harry’s scar was blinding him with pain. Dimly he +knew that they had moments, seconds before +Voldemort was with them. + +“Ron, catch — and GO!” he yelled, throwing one of the +wands to him; then he bent down to tug Griphook out +from under the chandelier. Hoisting the groaning +goblin, who still clung to the sword, over one +shoulder, Harry seized Dobby’s hand and spun on the +spot to Disapparate. + +As he turned into darkness he caught one last view of +the drawing room: of the pale, frozen figures of +Narcissa and Draco, of the streak of red that was +Ron’s hair, and a blur of flying silver, as Bellatrix’s +knife flew across the room at the place where he was +vanishing — + +Bill and Fleur’s . . . Shell Cottage . . . Bill and Fleur’s . . . + +He had disappeared into the unknown; all he could +do was repeat the name of the destination and hope + +Page | 536 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that it would suffice to take him there. The pain in his +forehead pierced him, and the weight of the goblin +bore down upon him; he could feel the blade of +Gryffindor’s sword bumping against his back; Dobby’s +hand jerked in his; he wondered whether the elf was +trying to take charge, to pull them in the right +direction, and tried, by squeezing the fingers, to +indicate that that was fine with him. ... + +And then they hit solid earth and smelled salty air. +Harry fell to his knees, relinquished Dobby’s hand, +and attempted to lower Griphook gently to the +ground. + +“Are you all right?” he said as the goblin stirred, but +Griphook merely whimpered. + +Harry squinted around through the darkness. There +seemed to be a cottage a short way away under the +wide starry sky, and he thought he saw movement +outside it. + +“Dobby, is this Shell Cottage?” he whispered, +clutching the two wands he had brought from the +Malfoys’, ready to fight if he needed to. “Have we come +to the right place? Dobby?” + +He looked around. The little elf stood feet from him. +“DOBBY!” + +The elf swayed slightly, stars reflected in his wide, +shining eyes. Together, he and Harry looked down at +the silver hilt of the knife protruding from the elf’s +heaving chest. + +“Dobby — no — HELP!” Harry bellowed toward the +cottage, toward the people moving there. “HELP!” + + + +Page | 537 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He did not know or care whether they were wizards or +Muggles, friends or foes; all he cared about was that a +dark stain was spreading across Dobby’s front, and +that he had stretched out his thin arms to Harry with +a look of supplication. Harry caught him and laid him +sideways on the cool grass. + +“Dobby, no, don’t die, don’t die — ” + +The elf’s eyes found him, and his lips trembled with +the effort to form words. + +“Harry ... Potter ...” + +And then with a little shudder the elf became quite +still, and his eyes were nothing more than great +glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they +could not see. + + + +Page | 538 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE WANDMAKER + +It was like sinking into an old nightmare; for an +instant Harry knelt again beside Dumbledore’s body +at the foot of the tallest tower at Hogwarts, but in +reality he was staring at a tiny body curled upon the +grass, pierced by Bellatrix’s silver knife. Harry’s voice +was still saying, “Dobby ... Dobby ...” even though he +knew that the elf had gone where he could not call +him back. + +After a minute or so he realized that they had, after +all, come to the right place, for here were Bill and +Fleur, Dean and Luna, gathering around him as he +knelt over the elf. + +“Hermione?” he said suddenly. “Where is she?” + +“Ron’s taken her inside,” said Bill. “She’ll be all right.” + +Harry looked back down at Dobby. He stretched out a +hand and pulled the sharp blade from the elf’s body, +then dragged off his own jacket and covered Dobby in +it like a blanket. + +Page | 539 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +The sea was rushing against rock somewhere nearby; +Harry listened to it while the others talked, discussing +matters in which he could take no interest, making +decisions. Dean carried the injured Griphook into the +house, Fleur hurrying with them; now Bill was +making suggestions about burying the elf. Harry +agreed without really knowing what he was saying. As +he did so, he gazed down at the tiny body, and his +scar prickled and burned, and in one part of his +mind, viewed as if from the wrong end of a long +telescope, he saw Voldemort punishing those they +had left behind at Malfoy Manor. His rage was +dreadful and yet Harry’s grief for Dobby seemed to +diminish it, so that it became a distant storm that +reached Harry from across a vast, silent ocean. + +“I want to do it properly,” were the first words of +which Harry was fully conscious of speaking. “Not by +magic. Have you got a spade?” + +And shortly afterward he had set to work, alone, +digging the grave in the place that Bill had shown him +at the end of the garden, between bushes. He dug +with a kind of fury, relishing the manual work, +glorying in the non-magic of it, for every drop of his +sweat and every blister felt like a gift to the elf who +had saved their lives. + +His scar burned, but he was master of the pain; he +felt it, yet was apart from it. He had learned control at +last, learned to shut his mind to Voldemort, the very +thing Dumbledore had wanted him to learn from +Snape. Just as Voldemort had not been able to +possess Harry while Harry was consumed with grief +for Sirius, so his thoughts could not penetrate Harry +now, while he mourned Dobby. Grief, it seemed, drove +Voldemort out ... though Dumbledore, of course, +would have said that it was love. ... + + + +Page | 540 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +On Harry dug, deeper and deeper into the hard, cold +earth, subsuming his grief in sweat, denying the pain +in his scar. In the darkness, with nothing but the +sound of his own breath and the rushing sea to keep +him company, the things that had happened at the +Malfoys’ returned to him, the things he had heard +came back to him, and understanding blossomed in +the darkness. ... + +The steady rhythm of his arms beat time with his +thoughts. Hallows ... Horcruxes ... Hallows ... +Horcruxes ... Yet he no longer burned with that weird, +obsessive longing. Loss and fear had snuffed it out: + +He felt as though he had been slapped awake again. + +Deeper and deeper Harry sank into the grave, and he +knew where Voldemort had been tonight, and whom +he had killed in the topmost cell of Nurmengard, and +why. ... + +And he thought of Wormtail, dead because of one +small unconscious impulse of mercy. . . . Dumbledore +had foreseen that. ... How much more had he known? + +Harry lost track of time. He knew only that the +darkness had lightened a few degrees when he was +rejoined by Ron and Dean. + +“How’s Hermione?” + +“Better,” said Ron. “Fleur’s looking after her.” + +Harry had his retort ready for when they asked him +why he had not simply created a perfect grave with +his wand, but he did not need it. They jumped down +into the hole he had made with spades of their own, +and together they worked in silence until the hole +seemed deep enough. + + + +Page | 541 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry wrapped the elf more snugly in his jacket. Ron +sat on the edge of the grave and stripped off his shoes +and socks, which he placed upon the elf’s bare feet. +Dean produced a woolen hat, which Harry placed +carefully upon Dobby’s head, muffling his batlike +ears. + +“We should close his eyes.” + +Harry had not heard the others coming through the +darkness. Bill was wearing a traveling cloak, Fleur a +large white apron, from the pocket of which protruded +a bottle of what Harry recognized to be Skele-Gro. +Hermione was wrapped in a borrowed dressing gown, +pale and unsteady on her feet; Ron put an arm +around her when she reached him. Luna, who was +huddled in one of Fleur’s coats, crouched down and +placed her fingers tenderly upon each of the elf’s +eyelids, sliding them over his glassy stare. + +“There,” she said softly. “Now he could be sleeping.” + +Harry placed the elf into the grave, arranged his tiny +limbs so that he might have been resting, then +climbed out and gazed for the last time upon the little +body. He forced himself not to break down as he +remembered Dumbledore’s funeral, and the rows and +rows of golden chairs, and the Minister of Magic in +the front row, the recitation of Dumbledore’s +achievements, the stateliness of the white marble +tomb. He felt that Dobby deserved just as grand a +funeral, and yet here the elf lay between bushes in a +roughly dug hole. + +“I think we ought to say something,” piped up Luna. +“I’ll go first, shall I?” + +And as everybody looked at her, she addressed the +dead elf at the bottom of the grave. + +Page | 542 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Thank you so much, Dobby, for rescuing me from +that cellar. It’s so unfair that you had to die, when +you were so good and brave. I’ll always remember +what you did for us. I hope you’re happy now.” + +She turned and looked expectantly at Ron, who +cleared his throat and said in a thick voice, “Yeah ... +thanks, Dobby.” + +“Thanks,” muttered Dean. + +Harry swallowed. + +“Good-bye, Dobby,” he said. It was all he could +manage, but Luna had said it all for him. Bill raised +his wand, and the pile of earth beside the grave rose +up into the air and fell neatly upon it, a small, +reddish mound. + +“D’you mind if I stay here a moment?” he asked the +others. + +They murmured words he did not catch; he felt gentle +pats upon his back, and then they all traipsed back +toward the cottage, leaving Harry alone beside the elf. + +He looked around: There were a number of large +white stones, smoothed by the sea, marking the edge +of the flower beds. He picked up one of the largest +and laid it, pillowlike, over the place where Dobby ’s +head now rested. He then felt in his pocket for a +wand. + +There were two in there. He had forgotten, lost track; +he could not now remember whose wands these were; +he seemed to remember wrenching them out of +someone’s hand. He selected the shorter of the two, +which felt friendlier in his hand, and pointed it at the +rock. + +Page | 543 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Slowly, under his murmured instruction, deep cuts +appeared upon the rock’s surface. He knew that +Hermione could have done it more neatly, and +probably more quickly, but he wanted to mark the +spot as he had wanted to dig the grave. When Harry +stood up again, the stone read: + +HERE LIES DOBBY, A FREE ELF. + +He looked down at his handiwork for a few more +seconds, then walked away, his scar still prickling a +little, and his mind full of those things that had come +to him in the grave, ideas that had taken shape in the +darkness, ideas both fascinating and terrible. + +They were all sitting in the living room when he +entered the little hall, their attention focused upon +Bill, who was talking. The room was light-colored, +pretty, with a small fire of driftwood burning brightly +in the fireplace. Harry did not want to drop mud upon +the carpet, so he stood in the doorway, listening. + +"... lucky that Ginny’s on holiday. If she’d been at +Hogwarts, they could have taken her before we +reached her. Now we know she’s safe too.” + +He looked around and saw Harry standing there. + +“I’ve been getting them all out of the Burrow,” he +explained. “Moved them to Muriel’s. The Death Eaters +know Ron’s with you now, they’re bound to target the +family — don’t apologize,” he added at the sight of +Harry’s expression. “It was always a matter of time, +Dad’s been saying so for months. We’re the biggest +blood-traitor family there is.” + +“How are they protected?” asked Harry. + + + +Page | 544 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Fidelius Charm. Dad’s Secret-Keeper. And we’ve +done it on this cottage too; I’m Secret-Keeper here. +None of us can go to work, but that’s hardly the most +important thing now. Once Ollivander and Griphook +are well enough, we’ll move them to Muriel’s too. +There isn’t much room here, but she’s got plenty. +Griphook’s legs are on the mend, Fleur’s given him +Skele-Gro; we could probably move them in an hour + + + +or — + + + + + + +“No,” Harry said, and Bill looked startled. “I need both +of them here. I need to talk to them. It’s important.” + +He heard the authority in his own voice, the +conviction, the sense of purpose that had come to him +as he dug Dobby’s grave. All of their faces were +turned toward him, looking puzzled. + +“I’m going to wash,” Harry told Bill, looking down at +his hands, still covered in mud and Dobby’s blood. +“Then 111 need to see them, straightaway.” + +He walked into the little kitchen, to the basin beneath +a window overlooking the sea. Dawn was breaking +over the horizon, shell pink and faintly gold, as he +washed, again following the train of thought that had +come to him in the dark garden. ... + +Dobby would never be able to tell them who had sent +him to the cellar, but Harry knew what he had seen. + +A piercing blue eye had looked out of the mirror +fragment, and then help had come. Help will always +be given at Hog warts to those who ask for it + +Harry dried his hands, impervious to the beauty of +the scene outside the window and to the murmuring +of the others in the sitting room. He looked out over +the ocean and felt closer, this dawn, than ever before, +closer to the heart of it all. + +Page | 545 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And still his scar prickled, and he knew that +Voldemort was getting there too. Harry understood +and yet did not understand. His instinct was telling +him one thing, his brain quite another. The +Dumbledore in Harry’s head smiled, surveying Harry +over the tips of his fingers, pressed together as if in +prayer. + +You gave Ron the Deluminator. You understood him. . . . +You gave him a way back. . . . + +And you understood Wormtail too. ... You knew there +was a bit of regret there, somewhere. ... + +And if you knew them ... What did you know about +me, Dumbledore? + +Am I meant to know, but not to seek? Did you know +how hard I’d find that? Is that why you made it this +difficult? So I’d have time to work that out? + +Harry stood quite still, eyes glazed, watching the place +where a bright gold rim of dazzling sun was rising +over the horizon. Then he looked down at his clean +hands and was momentarily surprised to see the +cloth he was holding in them. He set it down and +returned to the hall, and as he did so, he felt his scar +pulse angrily, and there flashed across his mind, swift +as the reflection of a dragonfly over water, the outline +of a building he knew extremely well. + +Bill and Fleur were standing at the foot of the stairs. + +“I need to speak to Griphook and Ollivander,” Harry +said. + +“No,” said Fleur. “You will ’ave to wait, ’Arry. Zey are +both ill, tired — ” + + + +Page | 546 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I’m sorry,” he said without heat, “but it can’t wait. I +need to talk to them now. Privately — and separately. +It’s urgent.” + +“Harry, what the hell’s going on?” asked Bill. “You +turn up here with a dead house-elf and a half- +conscious goblin, Hermione looks as though she’s +been tortured, and Ron’s just refused to tell me +anything — ” + +“We can’t tell you what we’re doing,” said Harry flatly. +“You’re in the Order, Bill, you know Dumbledore left +us a mission. We’re not supposed to talk about it to +anyone else.” + +Fleur made an impatient noise, but Bill did not look +at her; he was staring at Harry. His deeply scarred +face was hard to read. Finally Bill said, “All right. Who +do you want to talk to first?” + +Harry hesitated. He knew what hung on his decision. +There was hardly any time left; now was the moment +to decide: Horcruxes or Hallows? + +“Griphook,” Harry said. “I’ll speak to Griphook first.” + +His heart was racing as if he had been sprinting and +had just cleared an enormous obstacle. + +“Up here, then,” said Bill, leading the way. + +Harry had walked up several steps before stopping +and looking back. + +“I need you two as well!” he called to Ron and +Hermione, who had been skulking, half concealed, in +the doorway of the sitting room. + +They both moved into the light, looking oddly relieved. + +Page | 547 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“How are you?” Harry asked Hermione. “You were +amazing — coming up with that story when she was +hurting you like that — ” + +Hermione gave a weak smile as Ron gave her a one- +armed squeeze. + +“What are we doing now, Harry?” he asked. + +“You’ll see. Come on.” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione followed Bill up the steep +stairs onto a small landing. Three doors led off it. + +“In here,” said Bill, opening the door into his and +Fleur’s room. It too had a view of the sea, now flecked +with gold in the sunrise. Harry moved to the window, +turned his back on the spectacular view, and waited, +his arms folded, his scar prickling. Hermione took the +chair beside the dressing table; Ron sat on the arm. + +Bill reappeared, carrying the little goblin, whom he +set down carefully upon the bed. Griphook grunted +thanks, and Bill left, closing the door upon them all. + +“I’m sorry to take you out of bed,” said Harry. “How +are your legs?” + +“Painful,” replied the goblin. “But mending.” + +He was still clutching the sword of Gryffindor, and +wore a strange look: half truculent, half intrigued. +Harry noted the goblin’s sallow skin, his long thin +fingers, his black eyes. Fleur had removed his shoes: +His long feet were dirty. He was larger than a house- +elf, but not by much. His domed head was much +bigger than a human’s. + +“You probably don’t remember — ” Harry began. + +Page | 548 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — that I was the goblin who showed you to your +vault, the first time you ever visited Gringotts?” said +Griphook. “I remember, Harry Potter. Even amongst +goblins, you are very famous.” + +Harry and the goblin looked at each other, sizing each +other up. Harry’s scar was still prickling. He wanted +to get through this interview with Griphook quickly, +and at the same time was afraid of making a false +move. While he tried to decide on the best way to +approach his request, the goblin broke the silence. + +“You buried the elf,” he said, sounding unexpectedly +rancorous. “I watched you from the window of the +bedroom next door.” + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +Griphook looked at him out of the corners of his +slanting black eyes. + +“You are an unusual wizard, Harry Potter.” + +“In what way?” asked Harry, rubbing his scar +absently. + +“You dug the grave.” + +“So?” + +Griphook did not answer. Harry rather thought he +was being sneered at for acting like a Muggle, but it +did not much matter to him whether Griphook +approved of Dobby’s grave or not. He gathered himself +for the attack. + +“Griphook, I need to ask — ” + +“You also rescued a goblin.” + +Page | 549 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What?” + + + +“You brought me here. Saved me.” + +“Well, I take it you’re not sorry?” said Harry a little +impatiently. + +“No, Harry Potter,” said Griphook, and with one finger +he twisted the thin black beard upon his chin, “but +you are a very odd wizard.” + +“Right,” said Harry. “Well, I need some help, + +Griphook, and you can give it to me.” + +The goblin made no sign of encouragement, but +continued to frown at Harry as though he had never +seen anything like him. + +“I need to break into a Gringotts vault.” + +Harry had not meant to say it so baldly; the words +were forced from him as pain shot through his +lightning scar and he saw, again, the outline of +Hogwarts. He closed his mind firmly. He needed to +deal with Griphook first. Ron and Hermione were +staring at Harry as though he had gone mad. + +“Harry — ” said Hermione, but she was cut off by +Griphook. + +“Break into a Gringotts vault?” repeated the goblin, +wincing a little as he shifted his position upon the +bed. “It is impossible.” + +“No, it isn’t,” Ron contradicted him. “It’s been done.” + +“Yeah,” said Harry. “The same day I first met you, +Griphook. My birthday, seven years ago.” + + + +Page | 550 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The vault in question was empty at the time,” +snapped the goblin, and Harry understood that even +though Griphook had left Gringotts, he was offended +at the idea of its defenses being breached. “Its +protection was minimal.” + +“Well, the vault we need to get into isn’t empty, and +I’m guessing its protection will be pretty powerful,” +said Harry. “It belongs to the Lestranges.” + +He saw Hermione and Ron look at each other, +astonished, but there would be time enough to +explain after Griphook had given his answer. + +“You have no chance,” said Griphook flatly. “No +chance at all. If you seek beneath our floors, a +treasure that was never yours — ” + +“Thief you have been warned, beware — yeah, I +know, I remember,” said Harry. “But I’m not trying to +get myself any treasure, I’m not trying to take +anything for personal gain. Can you believe that?” + +The goblin looked slantwise at Harry, and the +lightning scar on Harry’s forehead prickled, but he +ignored it, refusing to acknowledge its pain or its +invitation. + +“If there was a wizard of whom I would believe that +they did not seek personal gain,” said Griphook +finally, “it would be you, Harry Potter. Goblins and +elves are not used to the protection or the respect +that you have shown this night. Not from wand- +carriers.” + +“Wand-carriers,” repeated Harry: The phrase fell oddly +upon his ears as his scar prickled, as Voldemort +turned his thoughts northward, and as Harry burned +to question Ollivander next door. + +Page | 551 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The right to carry a wand,” said the goblin quietly, +“has long been contested between wizards and +goblins.” + +“Well, goblins can do magic without wands,” said +Ron. + +“That is immaterial! Wizards refuse to share the +secrets of wand-lore with other magical beings, they +deny us the possibility of extending our powers!” + +“Well, goblins won’t share any of their magic either,” +said Ron. “You won’t tell us how to make swords and +armor the way you do. Goblins know how to work +metal in a way wizards have never — ” + +“It doesn’t matter,” said Harry, noting Griphook’s +rising color. “This isn’t about wizards versus goblins +or any other sort of magical creature — ” + +Griphook gave a nasty laugh. + +“But it is, it is about precisely that! As the Dark Lord +becomes ever more powerful, your race is set still +more firmly above mine! Gringotts falls under +Wizarding rule, house-elves are slaughtered, and who +amongst the wand-carriers protests?” + +“We do!” said Hermione. She had sat up straight, her +eyes bright. “We protest! And I’m hunted quite as +much as any goblin or elf, Griphook! I’m a Mudblood!” + +“Don’t call yourself — ” Ron muttered. + +“Why shouldn’t I?” said Hermione. “Mudblood, and +proud of it! I’ve got no higher position under this new +order than you have, Griphook! It was me they chose +to torture, back at the Malfoys’!” + + + +Page | 552 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As she spoke, she pulled aside the neck of the +dressing gown to reveal the thin cut Bellatrix had +made, scarlet against her throat. + +“Did you know that it was Harry who set Dobby free?” +she asked. “Did you know that we’ve wanted elves to +be freed for years?” (Ron fidgeted uncomfortably on +the arm of Hermione’s chair.) “You can’t want You- +Know-Who defeated more than we do, Griphook!” + +The goblin gazed at Hermione with the same curiosity +he had shown Harry. + +“What do you seek within the Lestranges’ vault?” he +asked abruptly. “The sword that lies inside it is a +fake. This is the real one.” He looked from one to the +other of them. “I think that you already know this. + +You asked me to lie for you back there.” + +“But the fake sword isn’t the only thing in that vault, +is it?” asked Harry. “Perhaps you’ve seen the other +things in there?” + +His heart was pounding harder than ever. He +redoubled his efforts to ignore the pulsing of his scar. + +The goblin twisted his beard around his finger again. + +“It is against our code to speak of the secrets of +Gringotts. We are the guardians of fabulous +treasures. We have a duty to the objects placed in our +care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.” + +The goblin stroked the sword, and his black eyes +roved from Harry to Hermione to Ron and then back +again. + +“So young,” he said finally, “to be fighting so many.” + + + +Page | 553 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Will you help us?” said Harry. “We haven’t got a hope +of breaking in without a goblin’s help. You’re our one +chance.” + +“I shall ... think about it,” said Griphook +maddeningly. + +“But — ” Ron started angrily; Hermione nudged him in +the ribs. + +“Thank you,” said Harry. + +The goblin bowed his great domed head in +acknowledgement, then flexed his short legs. + +“I think,” he said, settling himself ostentatiously upon +Bill and Fleur’s bed, “that the Skele-Gro has finished +its work. I may be able to sleep at last. Forgive me. ...” + +“Yeah, of course,” said Harry, but before leaving the +room he leaned forward and took the sword of +Gryffindor from beside the goblin. Griphook did not +protest, but Harry thought he saw resentment in the +goblin’s eyes as he closed the door upon him. + +“Little git,” whispered Ron. “He’s enjoying keeping us +hanging.” + +“Harry,” whispered Hermione, pulling them both away +from the door, into the middle of the still-dark +landing, “are you saying what I think you’re saying? +Are you saying there’s a Horcrux in the Lestranges’ +vault?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “Bellatrix was terrified when she +thought we’d been in there, she was beside herself. +Why? What did she think we’d seen, what else did she +think we might have taken? Something she was +petrified You-Know-Who would find out about.” + +Page | 554 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But I thought we were looking for places You-Know- +Who’s been, places he’s done something important?” +said Ron, looking baffled. “Was he ever inside the +Lestranges’ vault?” + +“I don’t know whether he was ever inside Gringotts,” +said Harry. “He never had gold there when he was +younger, because nobody left him anything. He would +have seen the bank from the outside, though, the first +time he ever went to Diagon Alley.” + +Harry’s scar throbbed, but he ignored it; he wanted +Ron and Hermione to understand about Gringotts +before they spoke to Ollivander. + +“I think he would have envied anyone who had a key +to a Gringotts vault. I think he’d have seen it as a real +symbol of belonging to the Wizarding world. And don’t +forget, he trusted Bellatrix and her husband. They +were his most devoted servants before he fell, and +they went looking for him after he vanished. He said it +the night he came back, I heard him.” + +Harry rubbed his scar. + +“I don’t think he’d have told Bellatrix it was a +Horcrux, though. He never told Lucius Malfoy the +truth about the diary. He probably told her it was a +treasured possession and asked her to place it in her +vault. The safest place in the world for anything you +want to hide, Hagrid told me ... except for Hogwarts.” + +When Harry had finished speaking, Ron shook his +head. + +“You really understand him.” + + + +Page | 555 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Bits of him,” said Harry. “Bits ... I just wish I’d +understood Dumbledore as much. But well see. + +Come on — Ollivander now.” + +Ron and Hermione looked bewildered but impressed +as they followed him across the little landing and +knocked upon the door opposite Bill and Fleur’s. A +weak “Come in!” answered them. + +The wandmaker was lying on the twin bed farthest +from the window. He had been held in the cellar for +more than a year, and tortured, Harry knew, on at +least one occasion. He was emaciated, the bones of +his face sticking out sharply against the yellowish +skin. His great silver eyes seemed vast in their +sunken sockets. The hands that lay upon the blanket +could have belonged to a skeleton. Harry sat down on +the empty bed, beside Ron and Hermione. The rising +sun was not visible here. The room faced the cliff- top +garden and the freshly dug grave. + +“Mr. Ollivander, I’m sorry to disturb you,” Harry said. + +“My dear boy.” Ollivander’s voice was feeble. “You +rescued us. I thought we would die in that place. I +can never thank you ... never thank you ... enough.” + +“We were glad to do it.” + +Harry’s scar throbbed. He knew, he was certain, that +there was hardly any time left in which to beat +Voldemort to his goal, or else to attempt to thwart +him. He felt a flutter of panic ... yet he had made his +decision when he chose to speak to Griphook first. +Feigning a calm he did not feel, he groped in the +pouch around his neck and took out the two halves of +his broken wand. + +“Mr. Ollivander, I need some help.” + +Page | 556 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Anything. Anything,” said the wandmaker weakly. + +“Can you mend this? Is it possible?” + +Ollivander held out a trembling hand, and Harry +placed the two barely connected halves into his palm. + +“Holly and phoenix feather,” said Ollivander in a +tremulous voice. “Eleven inches. Nice and supple.” + +“Yes,” said Harry. “Can you — ?” + +“No,” whispered Ollivander. “I am sorry, very sorry, +but a wand that has suffered this degree of damage +cannot be repaired by any means that I know of.” + +Harry had been braced to hear it, but it was a blow +nevertheless. He took the wand halves back and +replaced them in the pouch around his neck. +Ollivander stared at the place where the shattered +wand had vanished, and did not look away until +Harry had taken from his pocket the two wands he +had brought from the Malfoys’. + +“Can you identify these?” Harry asked. + +The wandmaker took the first of the wands and held +it close to his faded eyes, rolling it between his +knobble-knuckled fingers, flexing it slightly. + +“Walnut and dragon heartstring,” he said. “Twelve- +and-three-quarter inches. Unyielding. This wand +belonged to Bellatrix Lestrange.” + +“And this one?” + +Ollivander performed the same examination. + + + +Page | 557 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hawthorn and unicorn hair. Ten inches precisely. +Reasonably springy. This was the wand of Draco +Malfoy.” + + + +“Was?” repeated Harry. “Isn’t it still his?” +“Perhaps not. If you took it — ” + +“— I did — ” + + + +“ — then it may be yours. Of course, the manner of +taking matters. Much also depends upon the wand +itself. In general, however, where a wand has been +won, its allegiance will change.” + +There was silence in the room, except for the distant +rushing of the sea. + +“You talk about wands like they’ve got feelings,” said +Harry, “like they can think for themselves.” + +“The wand chooses the wizard,” said Ollivander. “That +much has always been clear to those of us who have +studied wandlore.” + +“A person can still use a wand that hasn’t chosen +them, though?” asked Harry. + +“Oh yes, if you are any wizard at all you will be able to +channel your magic through almost any instrument. +The best results, however, must always come where +there is the strongest affinity between wizard and +wand. These connections are complex. An initial +attraction, and then a mutual quest for experience, +the wand learning from the wizard, the wizard from +the wand.” + +The sea gushed forward and backward; it was a +mournful sound. + +Page | 558 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I took this wand from Draco Malfoy by force,” said +Harry. “Can I use it safely?” + +“I think so. Subtle laws govern wand ownership, but +the conquered wand will usually bend its will to its +new master.” + +“So I should use this one?” said Ron, pulling +Wormtail’s wand out of his pocket and handing it to +Ollivander. + +“Chestnut and dragon heartstring. Nine-and-a- +quarter inches. Brittle. I was forced to make this +shortly after my kidnapping, for Peter Pettigrew. Yes, +if you won it, it is more likely to do your bidding, and +do it well, than another wand.” + +“And this holds true for all wands, does it?” asked +Harry. + +“I think so,” replied Ollivander, his protuberant eyes +upon Harry’s face. “You ask deep questions, Mr. + +Potter. Wandlore is a complex and mysterious branch +of magic.” + +“So, it isn’t necessary to kill the previous owner to +take true possession of a wand?” asked Harry. + +Ollivander swallowed. + +“Necessary? No, I should not say that it is necessary +to kill.” + +“There are legends, though,” said Harry, and as his +heart rate quickened, the pain in his scar became +more intense; he was sure that Voldemort had +decided to put his idea into action. “Legends about a +wand — or wands — that have passed from hand to +hand by murder.” + +Page | 559 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ollivander turned pale. Against the snowy pillow he +was light gray, and his eyes were enormous, +bloodshot, and bulging with what looked like fear. + +“Only one wand, I think,” he whispered. + +“And You-Know-Who is interested in it, isn’t he?” +asked Harry. + +“I — how?” croaked Ollivander, and he looked +appealingly at Ron and Hermione for help. “How do +you know this?” + +“He wanted you to tell him how to overcome the +connection between our wands,” said Harry. + +Ollivander looked terrified. + +“He tortured me, you must understand that! The +Cruciatus Curse, I — I had no choice but to tell him +what I knew, what I guessed!” + +“I understand,” said Harry. “You told him about the +twin cores? You said he just had to borrow another +wizard’s wand?” + +Ollivander looked horrified, transfixed, by the amount +that Harry knew. He nodded slowly. + +“But it didn’t work,” Harry went on. “Mine still beat +the borrowed wand. Do you know why that is?” + +Ollivander shook his head as slowly as he had just +nodded. + +“I had ... never heard of such a thing. Your wand +performed something unique that night. The +connection of the twin cores is incredibly rare, yet + + + +Page | 560 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +why your wand should have snapped the borrowed +wand, I do not know. ...” + +“We were talking about the other wand, the wand that +changes hands by murder. When You-Know-Who +realized my wand had done something strange, he +came back and asked about that other wand, didn’t +he?” + +“How do you know this?” + +Harry did not answer. + +“Yes, he asked,” whispered Ollivander. “He wanted to +know everything I could tell him about the wand +variously known as the Deathstick, the Wand of +Destiny, or the Elder Wand.” + +Harry glanced sideways at Hermione. She looked +flabbergasted. + +“The Dark Lord,” said Ollivander in hushed and +frightened tones, “had always been happy with the +wand I made him — yew and phoenix feather, +thirteen-and-a-half inches — until he discovered the +connection of the twin cores. Now he seeks another, +more powerful wand, as the only way to conquer +yours.” + +“But he’ll know soon, if he doesn’t already, that +mine’s broken beyond repair,” said Harry quietly. + +“No!” said Hermione, sounding frightened. “He can’t +know that, Harry, how could he — ?” + +“Priori Incantatem,” said Harry. “We left your wand +and the blackthorn wand at the Malfoys’, Hermione. If +they examine them properly, make them re-create the +spells they’ve cast lately, they’ll see that yours broke + +Page | 561 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +mine, they’ll see that you tried and failed to mend it, +and they’ll realize that I’ve been using the blackthorn +one ever since.” + +The little color she had regained since their arrival +had drained from her face. Ron gave Harry a +reproachful look, and said, “Let’s not worry about +that now — ” + +But Mr. Ollivander intervened. + +“The Dark Lord no longer seeks the Elder Wand only +for your destruction, Mr. Potter. He is determined to +possess it because he believes it will make him truly +invulnerable.” + +“And will it?” + +“The owner of the Elder Wand must always fear +attack,” said Ollivander, “but the idea of the Dark +Lord in possession of the Deathstick is, I must admit +... formidable.” + +Harry was suddenly reminded of how he had been +unsure, when they first met, of how much he liked +Ollivander. Even now, having been tortured and +imprisoned by Voldemort, the idea of the Dark wizard +in possession of this wand seemed to enthrall him as +much as it repulsed him. + +“You — you really think this wand exists, then, Mr. +Ollivander?” asked Hermione. + +“Oh yes,” said Ollivander. “Yes, it is perfectly possible +to trace the wand’s course through history. There are +gaps, of course, and long ones, where it vanishes from +view, temporarily lost or hidden; but always it +resurfaces. It has certain identifying characteristics +that those who are learned in wandlore recognize. +Page | 562 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There are written accounts, some of them obscure, +that I and other wandmakers have made it our +business to study. They have the ring of authenticity.” + +“So you — you don’t think it can be a fairy tale or a +myth?” Hermione asked hopefully. + +“No,” said Ollivander. “Whether it needs to pass by +murder, I do not know. Its history is bloody, but that +may be simply due to the fact that it is such a +desirable object, and arouses such passions in +wizards. Immensely powerful, dangerous in the wrong +hands, and an object of incredible fascination to all of +us who study the power of wands.” + +“Mr. Ollivander,” said Harry, “you told You-Know-Who +that Gregorovitch had the Elder Wand, didn’t you?” + +Ollivander turned, if possible, even paler. He looked +ghostly as he gulped. + +“But how — how do you — ?” + +“Never mind how I know it,” said Harry, closing his +eyes momentarily as his scar burned and he saw, for +mere seconds, a vision of the main street in +Hogsmeade, still dark, because it was so much +farther north. “You told You-Know-Who that +Gregorovitch had the wand?” + +“It was a rumor,” whispered Ollivander. “A rumor, +years and years ago, long before you were born! I +believe Gregorovitch himself started it. You can see +how good it would be for business: that he was +studying and duplicating the qualities of the Elder +Wand!” + +“Yes, I can see that,” said Harry. He stood up. “Mr. +Ollivander, one last thing, and then we’ll let you get + +Page | 563 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +some rest. What do you know about the Deathly +Hallows?” + + + +“The — the what?” asked the wandmaker, looking +utterly bewildered. + +“The Deathly Hallows.” + +“I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is +this still something to do with wands?” + +Harry looked into the sunken face and believed that +Ollivander was not acting. He did not know about the +Hallows. + +“Thank you,” said Harry. “Thank you very much. We’ll +leave you to get some rest now.” + +Ollivander looked stricken. + +“He was torturing me!” he gasped. “The Cruciatus +Curse ... you have no idea. ...” + +“I do,” said Harry. “I really do. Please get some rest. +Thank you for telling me all of this.” + +He led Ron and Hermione down the staircase. Harry +caught a glimpse of Bill, Fleur, Luna, and Dean +sitting at the table in the kitchen, cups of tea in front +of them. They all looked up at Harry as he appeared +in the doorway, but he merely nodded to them and +continued into the garden, Ron and Hermione behind +him. The reddish mound of earth that covered Dobby +lay ahead, and Harry walked back to it, as the pain in +his head built more and more powerfully. It was a +huge effort now to close down the visions that were +forcing themselves upon him, but he knew that he +would have to resist only a little longer. He would +yield very soon, because he needed to know that his +Page | 564 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +theory was right. He must make only one more short +effort, so that he could explain to Ron and Hermione. + +“Gregorovitch had the Elder Wand a long time ago,” +he said. “I saw You-Know-Who trying to find him. +When he tracked him down, he found that +Gregorovitch didn’t have it anymore: It was stolen +from him by Grindelwald. How Grindelwald found out +that Gregorovitch had it, I don’t know — but if +Gregorovitch was stupid enough to spread the rumor, +it can’t have been that difficult.” + +Voldemort was at the gates of Hogwarts; Harry could +see him standing there, and see too the lamp bobbing +in the pre-dawn, coming closer and closer. + +“And Grindelwald used the Elder Wand to become +powerful. And at the height of his power, when +Dumbledore knew he was the only one who could +stop him, he dueled Grindelwald and beat him, and +he took the Elder Wand.” + +“Dumbledore had the Elder Wand?” said Ron. “But +then — where is it now?” + +“At Hogwarts,” said Harry, fighting to remain with +them in the cliff-top garden. + +“But then, let’s go!” said Ron urgently. “Harry, let’s go +and get it before he does!” + +“It’s too late for that,” said Harry. He could not help +himself, but clutched his head, trying to help it resist. +“He knows where it is. He’s there now.” + +“Harry!” Ron said furiously. “How long have you +known this — why have we been wasting time? Why +did you talk to Griphook first? We could have gone — +we could still go — ” + +Page | 565 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry, and he sank to his knees in the +grass. “Hermione’s right. Dumbledore didn’t want me +to have it. He didn’t want me to take it. He wanted me +to get the Horcruxes.” + +“The unbeatable wand, Harry!” moaned Ron. + +“I’m not supposed to ... I’m supposed to get the +Horcruxes. ...” + +And now everything was cool and dark: The sun was +barely visible over the horizon as he glided alongside +Snape, up through the grounds toward the lake. + +“I shall join you in the castle shortly,” he said in his +high, cold voice. “Leave me now.” + +Snape bowed and set off back up the path, his black +cloak billowing behind him. Harry walked slowly, +waiting for Snape ’s figure to disappear. It would not +do for Snape, or indeed anyone else, to see where he +was going. But there were no lights in the castle +windows, and he could conceal himself ... and in a +second he had cast upon himself a Disillusionment +Charm that hid him even from his own eyes. + +And he walked on, around the edge of the lake, taking +in the outlines of the beloved castle, his first kingdom, +his birthright. ... + +And here it was, beside the lake, reflected in the dark +waters. The white marble tomb, an unnecessary blot +on the familiar landscape. He felt again that rush of +controlled euphoria, that heady sense of purpose in +destruction. He raised the old yew wand: How fitting +that this would be its last great act. + + + +Page | 566 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The tomb split open from head to foot. The shrouded +figure was as long and thin as it had been in life. He +raised the wand again. + +The wrappings fell open. The face was translucent, +pale, sunken, yet almost perfectly preserved. They +had left his spectacles on the crooked nose: He felt +amused derision. Dumbledore’s hands were folded +upon his chest, and there it lay, clutched beneath +them, buried with him. + +Had the old fool imagined that marble or death would +protect the wand? Had he thought that the Dark Lord +would be scared to violate his tomb? The spiderlike +hand swooped and pulled the wand from +Dumbledore’s grasp, and as he took it, a shower of +sparks flew from its tip, sparkling over the corpse of +its last owner, ready to serve a new master at last. + + + +Page | 567 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +SHELL COTTAGE + +Bill and Fleur’s cottage stood alone on a cliff +overlooking the sea, its walls embedded with shells +and whitewashed. It was a lonely and beautiful place. +Wherever Harry went inside the tiny cottage or its +garden, he could hear the constant ebb and flow of +the sea, like the breathing of some great, slumbering +creature. He spent much of the next few days making +excuses to escape the crowded cottage, craving the +cliff-top view of open sky and wide, empty sea, and +the feel of cold, salty wind on his face. + +The enormity of his decision not to race Voldemort to +the wand still scared Harry. He could not remember, +ever before, choosing not to act. He was full of doubts, +doubts that Ron could not help voicing whenever they +were together. + +“What if Dumbledore wanted us to work out the +symbol in time to get the wand?” “What if working out +what the symbol meant made you ‘worthy’ to get the +Hallows?” “Harry, if that really is the Elder Wand, +how the hell are we supposed to finish off You-Know- + +P a g e | 568 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Who?” Harry had no answers: There were moments +when he wondered whether it had been outright +madness not to try to prevent Voldemort breaking +open the tomb. He could not even explain +satisfactorily why he had decided against it: Every +time he tried to reconstruct the internal arguments +that had led to his decision, they sounded feebler to +him. + +The odd thing was that Hermione’s support made him +feel just as confused as Ron’s doubts. Now forced to +accept that the Elder Wand was real, she maintained +that it was an evil object, and that the way Voldemort +had taken possession of it was repellent, not to be +considered. + +“You could never have done that, Harry,” she said +again and again. “You couldn’t have broken into +Dumbledore’s grave.” + +But the idea of Dumbledore’s corpse frightened Harry +much less than the possibility that he might have +misunderstood the living Dumbledore’s intentions. He +felt that he was still groping in the dark; he had +chosen his path but kept looking back, wondering +whether he had misread the signs, whether he should +not have taken the other way. From time to time, +anger at Dumbledore crashed over him again, +powerful as the waves slamming themselves against +the cliff beneath the cottage, anger that Dumbledore +had not explained before he died. + +“But is he dead?” said Ron, three days after they had +arrived at the cottage. Harry had been staring out +over the wall that separated the cottage garden from +the cliff when Ron and Hermione had found him; he +wished they had not, having no wish to join in with +their argument. + + + +Page | 569 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yes, he is, Ron, please don’t start that again!” + +“Look at the facts, Hermione,” said Ron, speaking +across Harry, who continued to gaze at the horizon. +“The silver doe. The sword. The eye Harry saw in the +mirror — ” + +“Harry admits he could have imagined the eye! Don’t +you, Harry?” + +“I could have,” said Harry without looking at her. + +“But you don’t think you did, do you?” asked Ron. + +“No, I don’t,” said Harry. + +“There you go!” said Ron quickly, before Hermione +could carry on. “If it wasn’t Dumbledore, explain how +Dobby knew we were in the cellar, Hermione?” + +“I can’t — but can you explain how Dumbledore sent +him to us if he’s lying in a tomb at Hogwarts?” + +“I dunno, it could’ve been his ghost!” + +“Dumbledore wouldn’t come back as a ghost,” said +Harry. There was little about Dumbledore he was sure +of now, but he knew that much. “He would have gone +on.” + +“What d’you mean, ‘gone on’?” asked Ron, but before +Harry could say any more, a voice behind them said, “ +’Arry?” + +Fleur had come out of the cottage, her long silver hair +flying in the breeze. + + + +Page | 570 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ ’Arry, Grip’ook would like to speak to you. ’E eez in +ze smallest bedroom, ’e says ’e does not want to be +over’eard.” + +Her dislike of the goblin sending her to deliver +messages was clear; she looked irritable as she +walked back around the house. + +Griphook was waiting for them, as Fleur had said, in +the tiniest of the cottage’s three bedrooms, in which +Hermione and Luna slept by night. He had drawn the +red cotton curtains against the bright, cloudy sky, +which gave the room a fiery glow at odds with the rest +of the airy, light cottage. + +“I have reached my decision, Harry Potter,” said the +goblin, who was sitting cross-legged in a low chair, +drumming its arms with his spindly fingers. “Though +the goblins of Gringotts will consider it base +treachery, I have decided to help you — ” + +“That’s great!” said Harry, relief surging through him. +“Griphook, thank you, we’re really — ” + +“ — in return,” said the goblin firmly, “for payment.” + +Slightly taken aback, Harry hesitated. + +“How much do you want? I’ve got gold.” + +“Not gold,” said Griphook. “I have gold.” + +His black eyes glittered; there were no whites to his +eyes. + +“I want the sword. The sword of Godric Gryffindor.” +Harry’s spirits plummeted. + + + +Page | 571 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You can’t have that,” he said. “I’m sorry.�� + +“Then,” said the goblin softly, “we have a problem.” + +“We can give you something else,” said Ron eagerly. +“I’ll bet the Lestranges have got loads of stuff, you can +take your pick once we get into the vault.” + +He had said the wrong thing. Griphook flushed +angrily. + +“I am not a thief, boy! I am not trying to procure +treasures to which I have no right!” + +“The sword’s ours — ” + +“It is not,” said the goblin. + +“We’re Gryffindors, and it was Godric Gryffindor’s — ” + +“And before it was Gryffindor’s, whose was it?” +demanded the goblin, sitting up straight. + +“No one’s,” said Ron. “It was made for him, wasn’t it?” + +“No!” cried the goblin, bristling with anger as he +pointed a long finger at Ron. “Wizarding arrogance +again! That sword was Ragnuk the First’s, taken from +him by Godric Gryffindor! It is a lost treasure, a +masterpiece of goblinwork! It belongs with the +goblins! The sword is the price of my hire, take it or +leave it!” + +Griphook glared at them. Harry glanced at the other +two, then said, “We need to discuss this, Griphook, if +that’s all right. Could you give us a few minutes?” + +The goblin nodded, looking sour. + + + +Page | 572 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Downstairs in the empty sitting room, Harry walked +to the fireplace, brow furrowed, trying to think what +to do. Behind him, Ron said, “He’s having a laugh. We +can’t let him have that sword.” + +“It is true?” Harry asked Hermione. “Was the sword +stolen by Gryffindor?” + +“I don’t know,” she said hopelessly. “Wizarding history +often skates over what the wizards have done to other +magical races, but there’s no account that I know of +that says Gryffindor stole the sword.” + +“It’ll be one of those goblin stories,” said Ron, “about +how the wizards are always trying to get one over on +them. I suppose we should think ourselves lucky he +hasn’t asked for one of our wands.” + +“Goblins have got good reason to dislike wizards, + +Ron,” said Hermione. “They’ve been treated brutally in +the past.” + +“Goblins aren’t exactly fluffy little bunnies, though, +are they?” said Ron. “They’ve killed plenty of us. +They’ve fought dirty too.” + +“But arguing with Griphook about whose race is most +underhanded and violent isn’t going to make him +more likely to help us, is it?” + +There was a pause while they tried to think of a way +around the problem. Harry looked out of the window +at Dobby’s grave. Luna was arranging sea lavender in +a jam jar beside the headstone. + +“Okay,” said Ron, and Harry turned back to face him, +“how’s this? We tell Griphook we need the sword until +we get inside the vault, and then he can have it. + + + +Page | 573 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There’s a fake in there, isn’t there? We switch them, +and give him the fake.” + +“Ron, he’d know the difference better than we would!” +said Hermione. “He’s the only one who realized there +had been a swap!” + +“Yeah, but we could scarper before he realizes — ” + +He quailed beneath the look Hermione was giving +him. + +“That,” she said quietly, “is despicable. Ask for his +help, then double-cross him? And you wonder why +goblins don’t like wizards, Ron?” + +Ron’s ears had turned red. + +“All right, all right! It was the only thing I could think +of! What’s your solution, then?” + +“We need to offer him something else, something just +as valuable.” + +“Brilliant. I’ll go and get one of our other ancient +goblin-made swords and you can gift wrap it.” + +Silence fell between them again. Harry was sure that +the goblin would accept nothing but the sword, even +if they had something as valuable to offer him. Yet the +sword was their one, indispensable weapon against +the Horcruxes. + +He closed his eyes for a moment or two and listened +to the rush of the sea. The idea that Gryffindor might +have stolen the sword was unpleasant to him: He had +always been proud to be a Gryffindor; Gryffindor had +been the champion of Muggle-borns, the wizard who +had clashed with the pureblood-loving Slytherin. ... +Page | 574 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Maybe he’s lying,” Harry said, opening his eyes +again. “Griphook. Maybe Gryffindor didn’t take the +sword. How do we know the goblin version of history’s +right?” + +“Does it make a difference?” asked Hermione. +“Changes how I feel about it,” said Harry. + +He took a deep breath. + +“Well tell him he can have the sword after he’s helped +us get into that vault — but we’ll be careful to avoid +telling him exactly when he can have it.” + +A grin spread slowly across Ron’s face. Hermione, +however, looked alarmed. + +“Harry, we can’t — ” + +“He can have it,” Harry went on, “after we’ve used it +on all of the Horcruxes. I’ll make sure he gets it then. +I’ll keep my word.” + +“But that could be years!” said Hermione. + +“I know that, but he needn’t. I won’t be lying ... +really.” + +Harry met her eyes with a mixture of defiance and +shame. He remembered the words that had been +engraved over the gateway to Nurmengard: FOR THE +GREATER GOOD. He pushed the idea away. What +choice did they have? + +“I don’t like it,” said Hermione. + +“Nor do I, much,” Harry admitted. + + + +Page | 575 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, I think it’s genius,” said Ron, standing up +again. “Let’s go and tell him.” + + + +Back in the smallest bedroom, Harry made the offer, +careful to phrase it so as not to give any definite time +for the handover of the sword. Hermione frowned at +the floor while he was speaking; he felt irritated at +her, afraid that she might give the game away. +However, Griphook had eyes for nobody but Harry. + +“I have your word, Harry Potter, that you will give me +the sword of Gryffindor if I help you?” + +“Yes,” said Harry. + +“Then shake,” said the goblin, holding out his hand. + +Harry took it and shook. He wondered whether those +black eyes saw any misgivings in his own. Then +Griphook relinquished him, clapped his hands +together, and said, “So. We begin!” + +It was like planning to break into the Ministry all over +again. They settled to work in the smallest bedroom, +which was kept, according to Griphook’s preference, +in semidarkness. + +“I have visited the Lestranges’ vault only once,” +Griphook told them, “on the occasion I was told to +place inside it the false sword. It is one of the most +ancient chambers. The oldest Wizarding families store +their treasures at the deepest level, where the vaults +are largest and best protected. ...” + +They remained shut in the cupboardlike room for +hours at a time. Slowly the days stretched into weeks. +There was problem after problem to overcome, not +least of which was that their store of Polyjuice Potion +was greatly depleted. + +Page | 576 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“There’s really only enough left for one of us,” said +Hermione, tilting the thick mudlike potion against the +lamplight. + +“That’ll be enough,” said Harry, who was examining +Griphook’s hand-drawn map of the deepest +passageways. + +The other inhabitants of Shell Cottage could hardly +fail to notice that something was going on now that +Harry, Ron, and Hermione only emerged for +mealtimes. Nobody asked questions, although Harry +often felt Bill’s eyes on the three of them at the table, +thoughtful, concerned. + +The longer they spent together, the more Harry +realized that he did not much like the goblin. +Griphook was unexpectedly bloodthirsty, laughed at +the idea of pain in lesser creatures, and seemed to +relish the possibility that they might have to hurt +other wizards to reach the Lestranges’ vault. Harry +could tell that his distaste was shared by the other +two, but they did not discuss it: They needed +Griphook. + +The goblin ate only grudgingly with the rest of them. +Even after his legs had mended, he continued to +request trays of food in his room, like the still-frail +Ollivander, until Bill (following an angry outburst +from Fleur) went upstairs to tell him that the +arrangement could not continue. Thereafter Griphook +joined them at the overcrowded table, although he +refused to eat the same food, insisting, instead, on +lumps of raw meat, roots, and various fungi. + +Harry felt responsible: It was, after all, he who had +insisted that the goblin remain at Shell Cottage so +that he could question him; his fault that the whole + + + +Page | 577 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Weasley family had been driven into hiding, that Bill, +Fred, George, and Mr. Weasley could no longer work. + +“I’m sorry,” he told Fleur, one blustery April evening +as he helped her prepare dinner. “I never meant you +to have to deal with all of this.” + +She had just set some knives to work, chopping up +steaks for Griphook and Bill, who had preferred his +meat bloody ever since he had been attacked by +Greyback. While the knives sliced away behind her, +her somewhat irritable expression softened. + +“ ’Arry, you saved my sister’s life, I do not forget.” + +This was not, strictly speaking, true, but Harry +decided against reminding her that Gabrielle had +never been in real danger. + +“Anyway,” Fleur went on, pointing her wand at a pot +of sauce on the stove, which began to bubble at once, +“Mr. Ollivander leaves for Muriel’s zis evening. Zat will +make zings easier. Ze goblin,” she scowled a little at +the mention of him, “can move downstairs, and you, +Ron, and Dean can take zat room.” + +“We don’t mind sleeping in the living room,” said +Harry, who knew that Griphook would think poorly of +having to sleep on the sofa; keeping Griphook happy +was essential to their plans. “Don’t worry about us.” +And when she tried to protest he went on, “We’ll be off +your hands soon too, Ron, Hermione, and I. We won’t +need to be here much longer.” + +“But what do you mean?” she said, frowning at him, +her wand pointing at the casserole dish now +suspended in midair. “Of course you must not leave, +you are safe ’ere!” + + + +Page | 578 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She looked rather like Mrs. Weasley as she said it, +and he was glad that the back door opened at that +moment. Luna and Dean entered, their hair damp +from the rain outside and their arms full of driftwood. + +"... and tiny little ears,” Luna was saying, “a bit like a +hippo’s, Daddy says, only purple and hairy. And if +you want to call them, you have to hum; they prefer a +waltz, nothing too fast. ...” + +Looking uncomfortable, Dean shrugged at Harry as +he passed, following Luna into the combined dining +and sitting room where Ron and Hermione were +laying the dinner table. Seizing the chance to escape +Fleur’s questions, Harry grabbed two jugs of pumpkin +juice and followed them. + +"... and if you ever come to our house I’ll be able to +show you the horn, Daddy wrote to me about it but I +haven’t seen it yet, because the Death Eaters took me +from the Hogwarts Express and I never got home for +Christmas,” Luna was saying, as she and Dean relaid +the fire. + +“Luna, we told you,” Hermione called over to her. +“That horn exploded. It came from an Erumpent, not +a Crumple-Horned Snorkack — ” + +“No, it was definitely a Snorkack horn,” said Luna +serenely. “Daddy told me. It will probably have re- +formed by now, they mend themselves, you know.” + +Hermione shook her head and continued laying down +forks as Bill appeared, leading Mr. Ollivander down +the stairs. The wandmaker still looked exceptionally +frail, and he clung to Bill’s arm as the latter +supported him, carrying a large suitcase. + + + +Page | 579 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +‘Tm going to miss you, Mr. Ollivander,” said Luna, +approaching the old man. + +“And I you, my dear,” said Ollivander, patting her on +the shoulder. “You were an inexpressible comfort to +me in that terrible place.” + +“So, au revoir, Mr. Ollivander,” said Fleur, kissing him +on both cheeks. “And I wonder whezzer you could +oblige me by delivering a package to Bill’s Auntie +Muriel? I never returned ’er tiara.” + +“It will be an honor,” said Ollivander with a little bow, +“the very least I can do in return for your generous +hospitality.” + +Fleur drew out a worn velvet case, which she opened +to show the wandmaker. The tiara sat glittering and +twinkling in the light from the low-hanging lamp. + +“Moonstones and diamonds,” said Griphook, who had +sidled into the room without Harry noticing. “Made by +goblins, I think?” + +“And paid for by wizards,” said Bill quietly, and the +goblin shot him a look that was both furtive and +challenging. + +A strong wind gusted against the cottage windows as +Bill and Ollivander set off into the night. The rest of +them squeezed in around the table; elbow to elbow +and with barely enough room to move, they started to +eat. The fire crackled and popped in the grate beside +them. Fleur, Harry noticed, was merely playing with +her food; she glanced at the window every few +minutes; however, Bill returned before they had +finished their first course, his long hair tangled by the +wind. + + + +Page | 580 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Everything’s fine,” he told Fleur. “Ollivander settled +in, Mum and Dad say hello. Ginny sends you all her +love. Fred and George are driving Muriel up the wall, +they’re still operating an Owl-Order business out of +her back room. It cheered her up to have her tiara +back, though. She said she thought we’d stolen it.” + +“Ah, she eez charmante, your aunt,” said Fleur +crossly, waving her wand and causing the dirty plates +to rise and form a stack in midair. She caught them +and marched out of the room. + +“Daddy’s made a tiara,” piped up Luna. “Well, more of +a crown, really.” + +Ron caught Harry’s eye and grinned; Harry knew that +he was remembering the ludicrous headdress they +had seen on their visit to Xenophilius. + +“Yes, he’s trying to re-create the lost diadem of +Ravenclaw. He thinks he’s identified most of the main +elements now. Adding the billywig wings really made +a difference — ” + +There was a bang on the front door. Everyone’s head +turned toward it. Fleur came running out of the +kitchen, looking frightened; Bill jumped to his feet, +his wand pointing at the door; Harry, Ron, and +Hermione did the same. Silently Griphook slipped +beneath the table, out of sight. + +“Who is it?” Bill called. + +“It is I, Remus John Lupin!” called a voice over the +howling wind. Harry experienced a thrill of fear; what +had happened? “I am a werewolf, married to +Nymphadora Tonks, and you, the Secret-Keeper of +Shell Cottage, told me the address and bade me come +in an emergency!” + +Page | 581 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Lupin,” muttered Bill, and he ran to the door and +wrenched it open. + +Lupin fell over the threshold. He was white-faced, +wrapped in a traveling cloak, his graying hair +windswept. He straightened up, looked around the +room, making sure of who was there, then cried +aloud, “It’s a boy! We’ve named him Ted, after Dora’s +father!” + +Hermione shrieked. + +“Wha — ? Tonks — Tonks has had the baby?” + +“Yes, yes, she’s had the baby!” shouted Lupin. All +around the table came cries of delight, sighs of relief: +Hermione and Fleur both squealed, + +“Congratulations!” and Ron said, “Blimey, a baby!” as +if he had never heard of such a thing before. + +“Yes — yes — a boy,” said Lupin again, who seemed +dazed by his own happiness. He strode around the +table and hugged Harry; the scene in the basement of +Grimmauld Place might never have happened. + +“You’ll be godfather?” he said as he released Harry. + +“M-me?” stammered Harry + +“You, yes, of course — Dora quite agrees, no one +better — ” + +“I — yeah — blimey — ” + +Harry felt overwhelmed, astonished, delighted; now +Bill was hurrying to fetch wine, and Fleur was +persuading Lupin to join them for a drink. + + + +Page | 582 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I can’t stay long, I must get back,” said Lupin, +beaming around at them all: He looked years younger +than Harry had ever seen him. “Thank you, thank +you, Bill.” + +Bill had soon filled all of their goblets, they stood and +raised them high in a toast. + +“To Teddy Remus Lupin,” said Lupin, “a great wizard +in the making!” + +“ ’Oo does ’e look like?” Fleur inquired. + +“I think he looks like Dora, but she thinks he is like +me. Not much hair. It looked black when he was +born, but I swear it’s turned ginger in the hour since. +Probably be blond by the time I get back. Andromeda +says Tonks’s hair started changing color the day that +she was born.” He drained his goblet. “Oh, go on +then, just one more,” he added, beaming, as Bill made +to fill it again. + +The wind buffeted the little cottage and the fire leapt +and crackled, and Bill was soon opening another +bottle of wine. Lupin’s news seemed to have taken +them out of themselves, removed them for a while +from their state of siege: Tidings of new life were +exhilarating. Only the goblin seemed untouched by +the suddenly festive atmosphere, and after a while he +slunk back to the bedroom he now occupied alone. +Harry thought he was the only one who had noticed +this, until he saw Bill’s eyes following the goblin up +the stairs. + +“No ... no ... I really must get back,” said Lupin at +last, declining yet another goblet of wine. He got to his +feet and pulled his traveling cloak back around +himself. + + + +Page | 583 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good-bye, good-bye — I’ll try and bring some +pictures in a few days’ time — they’ll all be so glad to +know that I’ve seen you — ” + + + +He fastened his cloak and made his farewells, +hugging the women and grasping hands with the +men, then, still beaming, returned into the wild night. + +“Godfather, Harry!” said Bill as they walked into the +kitchen together, helping clear the table. “A real +honor! Congratulations!” + +As Harry set down the empty goblets he was carrying, +Bill pulled the door behind him closed, shutting out +the still-voluble voices of the others, who were +continuing to celebrate even in Lupin’s absence. + +“I wanted a private word, actually, Harry. It hasn’t +been easy to get an opportunity with the cottage this +full of people.” + +Bill hesitated. + +“Harry, you’re planning something with Griphook.” + +It was a statement, not a question, and Harry did not +bother to deny it. He merely looked at Bill, waiting. + +“I know goblins,” said Bill. “I’ve worked for Gringotts +ever since I left Hogwarts. As far as there can be +friendship between wizards and goblins, I have goblin +friends — or, at least, goblins I know well, and like.” +Again, Bill hesitated. + +“Harry, what do you want from Griphook, and what +have you promised him in return?” + +“I can’t tell you that,” said Harry. “Sorry, Bill.” + +Page | 584 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The kitchen door opened behind them; Fleur was +trying to bring through more empty goblets. + + + +“Wait,” Bill told her. “Just a moment.” + +She backed out and he closed the door again. + +“Then I have to say this,” Bill went on. “If you have +struck any kind of bargain with Griphook, and most +particularly if that bargain involves treasure, you +must be exceptionally careful. Goblin notions of +ownership, payment, and repayment are not the same +as human ones.” + +Harry felt a slight squirm of discomfort, as though a +small snake had stirred inside him. + +“What do you mean?” he asked. + +“We are talking about a different breed of being,” said +Bill. “Dealings between wizards and goblins have been +fraught for centuries — but you’ll know all that from +History of Magic. There has been fault on both sides, I +would never claim that wizards have been innocent. +However, there is a belief among some goblins, and +those at Gringotts are perhaps most prone to it, that +wizards cannot be trusted in matters of gold and +treasure, that they have no respect for goblin +ownership.” + +“I respect — ” Harry began, but Bill shook his head. + +“You don’t understand, Harry, nobody could +understand unless they have lived with goblins. To a +goblin, the rightful and true master of any object is +the maker, not the purchaser. All goblin-made objects +are, in goblin eyes, rightfully theirs.” + +“But if it was bought — ” + +Page | 585 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — then they would consider it rented by the one who +had paid the money. They have, however, great +difficulty with the idea of goblin-made objects passing +from wizard to wizard. You saw Griphook’s face when +the tiara passed under his eyes. He disapproves. I +believe he thinks, as do the fiercest of his kind, that it +ought to have been returned to the goblins once the +original purchaser died. They consider our habit of +keeping goblin-made objects, passing them from +wizard to wizard without further payment, little more +than theft.” + +Harry had an ominous feeling now; he wondered +whether Bill guessed more than he was letting on. + +“All I am saying,” said Bill, setting his hand on the +door back into the sitting room, “is to be very careful +what you promise goblins, Harry. It would be less +dangerous to break into Gringotts than to renege on a +promise to a goblin.” + +“Right,” said Harry as Bill opened the door, “yeah. +Thanks. I’ll bear that in mind.” + +As he followed Bill back to the others a wry thought +came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had +drunk. He seemed set on course to become just as +reckless a godfather to Teddy Lupin as Sirius Black +had been to him. + + + +Page | 586 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + + +GRINGOTTS + +Their plans were made, their preparations complete; +in the smallest bedroom a single long, coarse black +hair (plucked from the sweater Hermione had been +wearing at Malfoy Manor) lay curled in a small glass +phial on the mantelpiece. + +“And you’ll be using her actual wand,” said Harry, +nodding toward the walnut wand, “so I reckon you’ll +be pretty convincing.” + +Hermione looked frightened that the wand might sting +or bite her as she picked it up. + +“I hate this thing,” she said in a low voice. “I really +hate it. It feels all wrong, it doesn’t work properly for +me. ... It’s like a bit of her.” + +Harry could not help but remember how Hermione +had dismissed his loathing of the blackthorn wand, +insisting that he was imagining things when it did not +work as well as his own, telling him to simply +practice. He chose not to repeat her own advice back + +Page | 587 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +to her, however; the eve of their attempted assault on +Gringotts felt like the wrong moment to antagonize +her. + +“It’ll probably help you get in character, though,” said +Ron. “Think what that wand’s done!” + +“But that’s my point!” said Hermione. “This is the +wand that tortured Neville’s mum and dad, and who +knows how many other people? This is the wand that +killed Sirius!” + +Harry had not thought of that: He looked down at the +wand and was visited by a brutal urge to snap it, to +slice it in half with Gryffindor’s sword, which was +propped against the wall beside him. + +“I miss my wand,” Hermione said miserably. “I wish +Mr. Ollivander could have made me another one too.” + +Mr. Ollivander had sent Luna a new wand that +morning. She was out on the back lawn at that +moment, testing its capabilities in the late afternoon +sun. Dean, who had lost his wand to the Snatchers, +was watching rather gloomily. + +Harry looked down at the hawthorn wand that had +once belonged to Draco Malfoy. He had been +surprised, but pleased, to discover that it worked for +him at least as well as Hermione ’s had done. +Remembering what Ollivander had told them of the +secret workings of wands, Harry thought he knew +what Hermione ’s problem was: She had not won the +walnut wand’s allegiance by taking it personally from +Bellatrix. + +The door of the bedroom opened and Griphook +entered. Harry reached instinctively for the hilt of the +sword and drew it close to him, but regretted his + +Page | 588 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +action at once: He could tell that the goblin had +noticed. Seeking to gloss over the sticky moment, he +said, “We’ve just been checking the last-minute stuff, +Griphook. We’ve told Bill and Fleur we’re leaving +tomorrow, and we’ve told them not to get up to see us +off.” + +They had been firm on this point, because Hermione +would need to transform into Bellatrix before they left, +and the less that Bill and Fleur knew or suspected +about what they were about to do, the better. They +had also explained that they would not be returning. +As they had lost Perkins’s old tent on the night that +the Snatchers caught them, Bill had lent them +another one. It was now packed inside the beaded +bag, which, Harry was impressed to learn, Hermione +had protected from the Snatchers by the simple +expedient of stuffing it down her sock. + +Though he would miss Bill, Fleur, Luna, and Dean, +not to mention the home comforts they had enjoyed +over the last few weeks, Harry was looking forward to +escaping the confinement of Shell Cottage. He was +tired of trying to make sure that they were not +overheard, tired of being shut in the tiny, dark +bedroom. Most of all, he longed to be rid of Griphook. +However, precisely how and when they were to part +from the goblin without handing over Gryffindor’s +sword remained a question to which Harry had no +answer. It had been impossible to decide how they +were going to do it, because the goblin rarely left +Harry, Ron, and Hermione alone together for more +than five minutes at a time: “He could give my mother +lessons,” growled Ron, as the goblin’s long fingers +kept appearing around the edges of doors. With Bill’s +warning in mind, Harry could not help suspecting +that Griphook was on the watch for possible +skulduggery. Hermione disapproved so heartily of the +planned double-cross that Harry had given up +Page | 589 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +attempting to pick her brains on how best to do it; +Ron, on the rare occasions that they had been able to +snatch a few Griphook-free moments, had come up +with nothing better than “Well just have to wing it, +mate.” + +Harry slept badly that night. Lying awake in the early +hours, he thought back to the way he had felt the +night before they had infiltrated the Ministry of Magic +and remembered a determination, almost an +excitement. Now he was experiencing jolts of anxiety, +nagging doubts: He could not shake off the fear that it +was all going to go wrong. He kept telling himself that +their plan was good, that Griphook knew what they +were facing, that they were well-prepared for all the +difficulties they were likely to encounter, yet still he +felt uneasy. Once or twice he heard Ron stir and was +sure that he too was awake, but they were sharing +the sitting room with Dean, so Harry did not speak. + +It was a relief when six o’clock arrived and they could +slip out of their sleeping bags, dress in the +semidarkness, then creep out into the garden, where +they were to meet Hermione and Griphook. The dawn +was chilly, but there was little wind now that it was +May. Harry looked up at the stars still glimmering +palely in the dark sky and listened to the sea washing +backward and forward against the cliff: He was going +to miss the sound. + +Small green shoots were forcing their way up through +the red earth of Dobby’s grave now; in a year’s time +the mound would be covered in flowers. The white +stone that bore the elf’s name had already acquired a +weathered look. He realized now that they could +hardly have laid Dobby to rest in a more beautiful +place, but Harry ached with sadness to think of +leaving him behind. Looking down on the grave, he +wondered yet again how the elf had known where to +Page | 590 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +come to rescue them. His fingers moved +absentmindedly to the little pouch still strung around +his neck, through which he could feel the jagged +mirror fragment in which he had been sure he had +seen Dumbledore’s eye. Then the sound of a door +opening made him look around. + +Bellatrix Lestrange was striding across the lawn +toward them, accompanied by Griphook. As she +walked, she was tucking the small, beaded bag into +the inside pocket of another set of the old robes they +had taken from Grimmauld Place. Though Harry +knew perfectly well that it was really Hermione, he +could not suppress a shiver of loathing. She was taller +than he was, her long black hair rippling down her +back, her heavily lidded eyes disdainful as they rested +upon him; but then she spoke, and he heard +Hermione through Bellatrix’s low voice. + +“She tasted disgusting, worse than Gurdyroots! Okay, +Ron, come here so I can do you. ...” + +“Right, but remember, I don’t like the beard too long + + + +“Oh, for heaven’s sake, this isn’t about looking +handsome — ” “It’s not that, it gets in the way! But I +liked my nose a bit shorter, try and do it the way you +did last time.” + +Hermione sighed and set to work, muttering under +her breath as she transformed various aspects of +Ron’s appearance. He was to be given a completely +fake identity, and they were trusting to the malevolent +aura cast by Bellatrix to protect him. Meanwhile +Harry and Griphook were to be concealed under the +Invisibility Cloak. + +“There,” said Hermione, “how does he look, Harry?” + +Page | 591 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was just possible to discern Ron under his disguise, +but only, Harry thought, because he knew him so +well. Ron’s hair was now long and wavy; he had a +thick brown beard and mustache, no freckles, a +short, broad nose, and heavy eyebrows. + +“Well, he’s not my type, but he’ll do,” said Harry. + +“Shall we go, then?” + +All three of them glanced back at Shell Cottage, lying +dark and silent under the fading stars, then turned +and began to walk toward the point, just beyond the +boundary wall, where the Fidelius Charm stopped +working and they would be able to Disapparate. Once +past the gate, Griphook spoke. + +“I should climb up now, Harry Potter, I think?” + +Harry bent down and the goblin clambered onto his +back, his hands linked in front of Harry’s throat. He +was not heavy, but Harry disliked the feeling of the +goblin and the surprising strength with which he +clung on. Hermione pulled the Invisibility Cloak out of +the beaded bag and threw it over them both. + +“Perfect,” she said, bending down to check Harry’s +feet. “I can’t see a thing. Let’s go.” + +Harry turned on the spot, with Griphook on his +shoulders, concentrating with all his might on the +Leaky Cauldron, the inn that was the entrance to +Diagon Alley. The goblin clung even tighter as they +moved into the compressing darkness, and seconds +later Harry’s feet found pavement and he opened his +eyes on Charing Cross Road. Muggles bustled past +wearing the hangdog expressions of early morning, +quite unconscious of the little inn’s existence. + + + +Page | 592 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The bar of the Leaky Cauldron was nearly deserted. +Tom, the stooped and toothless landlord, was +polishing glasses behind the bar counter; a couple of +warlocks having a muttered conversation in the far +corner glanced at Hermione and drew back into the +shadows. + +“Madam Lestrange,” murmured Tom, and as +Hermione passed he inclined his head subserviently. + +“Good morning,” said Hermione, and as Harry crept +past, still carrying Griphook piggyback under the +Cloak, he saw Tom look surprised. + +“Too polite,” Harry whispered in Hermione’s ear as +they passed out of the inn into the tiny backyard. +“You need to treat people like they’re scum!” + +“Okay, okay!” + +Hermione drew out Bellatrix’s wand and tapped a +brick in the nondescript wall in front of them. At once +the bricks began to whirl and spin: A hole appeared +in the middle of them, which grew wider and wider, +finally forming an archway onto the narrow cobbled +street that was Diagon Alley. + +It was quiet, barely time for the shops to open, and +there were hardly any shoppers abroad. The crooked, +cobbled street was much altered now from the +bustling place Harry had visited before his first term +at Hogwarts so many years before. More shops than +ever were boarded up, though several new +establishments dedicated to the Dark Arts had been +created since his last visit. Harry’s own face glared +down at him from posters plastered over many +windows, always captioned with the words +UNDESIRABLE NUMBER ONE. + + + +Page | 593 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A number of ragged people sat huddled in doorways. +He heard them moaning to the few passersby, +pleading for gold, insisting that they were really +wizards. One man had a bloody bandage over his eye. + +As they set off along the street, the beggars glimpsed +Hermione. They seemed to melt away before her, +drawing hoods over their faces and fleeing as fast as +they could. Hermione looked after them curiously, +until the man with the bloodied bandage came +staggering right across her path. + +“My children!” he bellowed, pointing at her. His voice +was cracked, high-pitched; he sounded distraught. +“Where are my children? What has he done with +them? You know, you know\” + +“I — I really — ” stammered Hermione. + +The man lunged at her, reaching for her throat: Then, +with a bang and a burst of red light he was thrown +backward onto the ground, unconscious. Ron stood +there, his wand still outstretched and a look of shock +visible behind his beard. Faces appeared at the +windows on either side of the street, while a little knot +of prosperous-looking passersby gathered their robes +about them and broke into gentle trots, keen to +vacate the scene. + +Their entrance into Diagon Alley could hardly have +been more conspicuous; for a moment Harry +wondered whether it might not be better to leave now +and try to think of a different plan. Before they could +move or consult one another, however, they heard a +cry from behind them. + +“Why, Madam Lestrange!” + + + +Page | 594 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry whirled around and Griphook tightened his +hold around Harry’s neck: A tall, thin wizard with a +crown of bushy gray hair and a long, sharp nose was +striding toward them. + +“It’s Travers,” hissed the goblin into Harry’s ear, but +at that moment Harry could not think who Travers +was. Hermione had drawn herself up to her fullest +height and said with as much contempt as she could +muster: + +“And what do you want?” + +Travers stopped in his tracks, clearly affronted. + +“ He’s another Death Eater\” breathed Griphook, and +Harry sidled sideways to repeat the information into +Hermione ’s ear. + +“I merely sought to greet you,” said Travers coolly, +“but if my presence is not welcome ...” + +Harry recognized his voice now; Travers was one of +the Death Eaters who had been summoned to +Xenophilius’s house. + +“No, no, not at all, Travers,” said Hermione quickly, +trying to cover up her mistake. “How are you?” + +“Well, I confess I am surprised to see you out and +about, Bellatrix.” + +“Really? Why?” asked Hermione. + +“Well,” Travers coughed, “I heard that the inhabitants +of Malfoy Manor were confined to the house, after the +... ah ... escape.” + + + +Page | 595 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry willed Hermione to keep her head. If this was +true, and Bellatrix was not supposed to be out in +public — + +“The Dark Lord forgives those who have served him +most faithfully in the past,” said Hermione in a +magnificent imitation of Bellatrix’s most +contemptuous manner. “Perhaps your credit is not as +good with him as mine is, Travers.” + +Though the Death Eater looked offended, he also +seemed less suspicious. He glanced down at the man +Ron had just Stunned. + +“How did it offend you?” + +“It does not matter, it will not do so again,” said +Hermione coolly. + +“Some of these wandless can be troublesome,” said +Travers. “While they do nothing but beg I have no +objection, but one of them actually asked me to plead +her case at the Ministry last week. ‘I’m a witch, sir, I’m +a witch, let me prove it to youV ” he said in a squeaky +impersonation. “As if I was going to give her my wand +— but whose wand,” said Travers curiously, “are you +using at the moment, Bellatrix? I heard that your own +was — ” + +“I have my wand here,” said Hermione coldly, holding +up Bellatrix’s wand. “I don’t know what rumors you +have been listening to, Travers, but you seem sadly +misinformed.” + +Travers seemed a little taken aback at that, and he +turned instead to Ron. + +“Who is your friend? I do not recognize him.” + + + +Page | 596 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“This is Dragomir Despard,” said Hermione; they had +decided that a fictional foreigner was the safest cover +for Ron to assume. “He speaks very little English, but +he is in sympathy with the Dark Lord’s aims. He has +traveled here from Transylvania to see our new +regime.” + +“Indeed? How do you do, Dragomir?” + +“ ’Ow you?” said Ron, holding out his hand. + +Travers extended two fingers and shook Ron’s hand +as though frightened of dirtying himself. + +“So what brings you and your — ah — sympathetic +friend to Diagon Alley this early?” asked Travers. + +“I need to visit Gringotts,” said Hermione. + +“Alas, I also,” said Travers. “Gold, filthy gold! We +cannot live without it, yet I confess I deplore the +necessity of consorting with our long-fingered +friends.” + +Harry felt Griphook’s clasped hands tighten +momentarily around his neck. + +“Shall we?” said Travers, gesturing Hermione forward. + +Hermione had no choice but to fall into step beside +him and head along the crooked, cobbled street +toward the place where the snowy-white Gringotts +stood towering over the other little shops. Ron sloped +along beside them, and Harry and Griphook followed. + +A watchful Death Eater was the very last thing they +needed, and the worst of it was, with Travers +marching at what he believed to be Bellatrix’s side, +there was no means for Harry to communicate with + +Page | 597 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hermione or Ron. All too soon they arrived at the foot +of the marble steps leading up to the great bronze +doors. As Griphook had already warned them, the +liveried goblins who usually flanked the entrance had +been replaced by two wizards, both of whom were +clutching long thin golden rods. + +“Ah, Probity Probes,” sighed Travers theatrically, “so +crude — but effective!” + +And he set off up the steps, nodding left and right to +the wizards, who raised the golden rods and passed +them up and down his body. The Probes, Harry knew, +detected spells of concealment and hidden magical +objects. Knowing that he had only seconds; Harry +pointed Draco’s wand at each of the guards in turn +and murmured, “Confundo” twice. Unnoticed by +Travers, who was looking through the bronze doors at +the inner hall, each of the guards gave a little start as +the spells hit them. + +Hermione ’s long black hair rippled behind her as she +climbed the steps. + +“One moment, madam,” said the guard, raising his +Probe. + +“But you’ve just done that!” said Hermione in +Bellatrix’s commanding, arrogant voice. Travers +looked around, eyebrows raised. The guard was +confused. He stared down at the thin golden Probe +and then at his companion, who said in a slightly +dazed voice, + +“Yeah, you’ve just checked them, Marius.” + +Hermione swept forward, Ron by her side, Harry and +Griphook trotting invisibly behind them. Harry + + + +Page | 598 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +glanced back as they crossed the threshold: The +wizards were both scratching their heads. + +Two goblins stood before the inner doors, which were +made of silver and which carried the poem warning of +dire retribution to potential thieves. Harry looked up +at it, and all of a sudden a knife-sharp memory came +to him: standing on this very spot on the day that he +had turned eleven, the most wonderful birthday of his +life, and Hagrid standing beside him saying, “ Like I +said, yeh’d be mad ter try an’ rob it.” Gringotts had +seemed a place of wonder that day, the enchanted +repository of a trove of gold he had never known he +possessed, and never for an instant could he have +dreamed that he would return to steal. ... But within +seconds they were standing in the vast marble hall of +the bank. + +The long counter was manned by goblins sitting on +high stools, serving the first customers of the day. +Hermione, Ron, and Travers headed toward an old +goblin who was examining a thick gold coin through +an eyeglass. Hermione allowed Travers to step ahead +of her on the pretext of explaining features of the hall +to Ron. + +The goblin tossed the coin he was holding aside, said +to nobody in particular, “Leprechaun,” and then +greeted Travers, who passed over a tiny golden key, +which was examined and given back to him. + +Hermione stepped forward. + +“Madam Lestrange!” said the goblin, evidently +startled. “Dear me! How — how may I help you +today?” + +“I wish to enter my vault,” said Hermione. + + + +Page | 599 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The old goblin seemed to recoil a little. Harry glanced +around. Not only was Travers hanging back, +watching, but several other goblins had looked up +from their work to stare at Hermione. + +“You have ... identification?” asked the goblin. + +“Identification? I — I have never been asked for +identification before!” said Hermione. + +“ They know\” whispered Griphook in Harry’s ear. +“They must have been warned there might be an +impostor !” + +“Your wand will do, madam,” said the goblin. He held +out a slightly trembling hand, and in a dreadful blast +of realization Harry knew that the goblins of Gringotts +were aware that Bellatrix’s wand had been stolen. + +“Act now, act now,” whispered Griphook in Harry’s +ear, “the Imperius Cursel” + +Harry raised the hawthorn wand beneath the cloak, +pointed it at the old goblin, and whispered, for the +first time in his life, “Imperiol” + +A curious sensation shot down Harry’s arm, a feeling +of tingling warmth that seemed to flow from his mind, +down the sinews and veins connecting him to the +wand and the curse it had just cast. The goblin took +Bellatrix’s wand, examined it closely, and then said, +“Ah, you have had a new wand made, Madam +Lestrange!” + +“What?” said Hermione. “No, no, that’s mine — ” + +“A new wand?” said Travers, approaching the counter +again; still the goblins all around were watching. “But + + + +Page | 600 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +how could you have done, which wandmaker did you +use?” + +Harry acted without thinking: Pointing his wand at +Travers, he muttered, “Imperiol” once more. + +“Oh yes, I see,” said Travers, looking down at +Bellatrix’s wand, “yes, very handsome. And is it +working well? I always think wands require a little +breaking in, don’t you?” + +Hermione looked utterly bewildered, but to Harry’s +enormous relief she accepted the bizarre turn of +events without comment. + +The old goblin behind the counter clapped his hands +and a younger goblin approached. + +“I shall need the Clankers,” he told the goblin, who +dashed away and returned a moment later with a +leather bag that seemed to be full of jangling metal, +which he handed to his senior. “Good, good! So, if you +will follow me, Madam Lestrange,” said the old goblin, +hopping down off his stool and vanishing from sight, + +“I shall take you to your vault.” + +He appeared around the end of the counter, jogging +happily toward them, the contents of the leather bag +still jingling. Travers was now standing quite still with +his mouth hanging wide open. Ron was drawing +attention to this odd phenomenon by regarding +Travers with confusion. + +“Wait — Bogrod!” + +Another goblin came scurrying around the counter. + + + +Page | 601 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We have instructions,” he said with a bow to +Hermione. “Forgive me, Madam, but there have been +special orders regarding the vault of Lestrange.” + +He whispered urgently in Bogrod’s ear, but the +Imperiused goblin shook him off. + +“I am aware of the instructions. Madam Lestrange +wishes to visit her vault. ... Very old family ... old +clients ... This way, please ...” + +And, still clanking, he hurried toward one of the many +doors leading off the hall. Harry looked back at +Travers, who was still rooted to the spot looking +abnormally vacant, and made his decision: With a +flick of his wand he made Travers come with them, +walking meekly in their wake as they reached the +door and passed into the rough stone passageway +beyond, which was lit with flaming torches. + +“We’re in trouble; they suspect,” said Harry as the +door slammed behind them and he pulled off the +Invisibility Cloak. Griphook jumped down from his +shoulders; neither Travers nor Bogrod showed the +slightest surprise at the sudden appearance of Harry +Potter in their midst. “They’re Imperiused,” he added, +in response to Hermione and Ron’s confused queries +about Travers and Bogrod, who were both now +standing there looking blank. “I don’t think I did it +strongly enough, I don’t know. ...” + +And another memory darted through his mind, of the +real Bellatrix Lestrange shrieking at him when he had +first tried to use an Unforgivable Curse: “You need to +mean them, Potter!” + +“What do we do?” asked Ron. “Shall we get out now, +while we can?” + + + +Page | 602 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“If we can,” said Hermione, looking back toward the +door into the main hall, beyond which who knew +what was happening. + +“We’ve got this far, I say we go on,” said Harry. + +“Good!” said Griphook. “So, we need Bogrod to control +the cart; I no longer have the authority. But there will +not be room for the wizard.” + +Harry pointed his wand at Travers. + +“Imperio\” + +The wizard turned and set off along the dark track at +a smart pace. + +“What are you making him do?” + +“Hide,” said Harry as he pointed his wand at Bogrod, +who whistled to summon a little cart that came +trundling along the tracks toward them out of the +darkness. Harry was sure he could hear shouting +behind them in the main hall as they all clambered +into it, Bogrod in front with Griphook, Harry, Ron, +and Hermione crammed together in the back. + +With a jerk the cart moved off, gathering speed: They +hurtled past Travers, who was wriggling into a crack +in the wall, then the cart began twisting and turning +through the labyrinthine passages, sloping downward +all the time. Harry could not hear anything over the +rattling of the cart on the tracks: His hair flew behind +him as they swerved between stalactites, flying ever +deeper into the earth, but he kept glancing back. + +They might as well have left enormous footprints +behind them; the more he thought about it, the more +foolish it seemed to have disguised Hermione as + + + +Page | 603 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Bellatrix, to have brought along Bellatrix’s wand, +when the Death Eaters knew who had stolen it — + +They were deeper than Harry had ever penetrated +within Gringotts; they took a hairpin bend at speed +and saw ahead of them, with seconds to spare, a +waterfall pounding over the track. Harry heard +Griphook shout, “No!” but there was no braking: They +zoomed through it. Water filled Harry’s eyes and +mouth: He could not see or breathe: Then, with an +awful lurch, the cart flipped over and they were all +thrown out of it. Harry heard the cart smash into +pieces against the passage wall, heard Hermione +shriek something, and felt himself glide back toward +the ground as though weightless, landing painlessly +on the rocky passage floor. + +“C-Cushioning Charm,” Hermione spluttered, as Ron +pulled her to her feet, but to Harry’s horror he saw +that she was no longer Bellatrix; instead she stood +there in overlarge robes, sopping wet and completely +herself; Ron was red-haired and beardless again. + +They were realizing it as they looked at each other, +feeling their own faces. + +“The Thief’s Downfall!” said Griphook, clambering to +his feet and looking back at the deluge onto the +tracks, which, Harry knew now, had been more than +water. “It washes away all enchantment, all magical +concealment! They know there are impostors in +Gringotts, they have set off defenses against us!” + +Harry saw Hermione checking that she still had the +beaded bag, and hurriedly thrust his own hand under +his jacket to make sure he had not lost the Invisibility +Cloak. Then he turned to see Bogrod shaking his +head in bewilderment: The Thief’s Downfall seemed to +have lifted the Imperius Curse. + + + +Page | 604 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We need him,” said Griphook, “we cannot enter the +vault without a Gringotts goblin. And we need the +Clankers!” + +“Imperiol” Harry said again; his voice echoed through +the stone passage as he felt again the sense of heady +control that flowed from brain to wand. Bogrod +submitted once more to his will, his befuddled +expression changing to one of polite indifference, as +Ron hurried to pick up the leather bag of metal tools. + +“Harry, I think I can hear people coming!” said +Hermione, and she pointed Bellatrix’s wand at the +waterfall and cried, “Protego\” They saw the Shield +Charm break the flow of enchanted water as it flew up +the passageway. + +“Good thinking,” said Harry. “Lead the way, + +Griphook!” + +“How are we going to get out again?” Ron asked as +they hurried on foot into the darkness after the +goblin, Bogrod panting in their wake like an old dog. + +“Let’s worry about that when we have to,” said Harry. +He was trying to listen: He thought he could hear +something clanking and moving around nearby. +“Griphook, how much farther?” + +“Not far, Harry Potter, not far ...” + +And they turned a corner and saw the thing for which +Harry had been prepared, but which still brought all +of them to a halt. + +A gigantic dragon was tethered to the ground in front +of them, barring access to four or five of the deepest +vaults in the place. The beast’s scales had turned pale +and flaky during its long incarceration under the + +Page | 605 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ground; its eyes were milkily pink; both rear legs bore +heavy cuffs from which chains led to enormous pegs +driven deep into the rocky floor. Its great spiked +wings, folded close to its body, would have filled the +chamber if it spread them, and when it turned its +ugly head toward them, it roared with a noise that +made the rock tremble, opened its mouth, and spat a +jet of fire that sent them running back up the +passageway. + +“It is partially blind,” panted Griphook, “but even +more savage for that. However, we have the means to +control it. It has learned what to expect when the +Clankers come. Give them to me.” + +Ron passed the bag to Griphook, and the goblin +pulled out a number of small metal instruments that +when shaken made a loud, ringing noise like +miniature hammers on anvils. Griphook handed them +out: Bogrod accepted his meekly. + +“You know what to do,” Griphook told Harry, Ron, +and Hermione. “It will expect pain when it hears the +noise: It will retreat, and Bogrod must place his palm +upon the door of the vault.” + +They advanced around the corner again, shaking the +Clankers, and the noise echoed off the rocky walls, +grossly magnified, so that the inside of Harry’s skull +seemed to vibrate with the din. The dragon let out +another hoarse roar, then retreated. Harry could see +it trembling, and as they drew nearer he saw the +scars made by vicious slashes across its face, and +guessed that it had been taught to fear hot swords +when it heard the sound of the Clankers. + +“Make him press his hand to the door!” Griphook +urged Harry, who turned his wand again upon +Bogrod. The old goblin obeyed, pressing his palm to + +Page | 606 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the wood, and the door of the vault melted away to +reveal a cavelike opening crammed from floor to +ceiling with golden coins and goblets, silver armor, +the skins of strange creatures — some with long +spines, others with drooping wings — potions in +jeweled flasks, and a skull still wearing a crown. + +“Search, fast!” said Harry as they all hurried inside +the vault. + +He had described Hufflepuff’s cup to Ron and +Hermione, but if it was the other, unknown Horcrux +that resided in this vault, he did not know what it +looked like. He barely had time to glance around, +however, before there was a muffled clunk from +behind them: The door had reappeared, sealing them +inside the vault, and they were plunged into total +darkness. + +“No matter, Bogrod will be able to release us!” said +Griphook as Ron gave a shout of surprise. “Light your +wands, can’t you? And hurry, we have very little +time!” + +“Lumosl” + +Harry shone his lit wand around the vault: Its beam +fell upon glittering jewels; he saw the fake sword of +Gryffindor lying on a high shelf amongst a jumble of +chains. Ron and Hermione had lit their wands too, +and were now examining the piles of objects +surrounding them. + +“Harry, could this be — ? Aargh!” + +Hermione screamed in pain, and Harry turned his +wand on her in time to see a jeweled goblet tumbling +from her grip. But as it fell, it split, became a shower +of goblets, so that a second later, with a great clatter, + +Page | 607 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the floor was covered in identical cups rolling in every +direction, the original impossible to discern amongst +them. + +“It burned me!” moaned Hermione, sucking her +blistered fingers. + +“They have added Gemino and Flagrante Curses!” +said Griphook. “Everything you touch will burn and +multiply, but the copies are worthless — and if you +continue to handle the treasure, you will eventually +be crushed to death by the weight of expanding gold!” + +“Okay, don’t touch anything!” said Harry desperately, +but even as he said it, Ron accidentally nudged one of +the fallen goblets with his foot, and twenty more +exploded into being while Ron hopped on the spot, +part of his shoe burned away by contact with the hot +metal. + +“Stand still, don’t move!” said Hermione, clutching at +Ron. + +“Just look around!” said Harry. “Remember, the cup’s +small and gold, it’s got a badger engraved on it, two +handles — otherwise see if you can spot Ravenclaw’s +symbol anywhere, the eagle — ” + +They directed their wands into every nook and +crevice, turning cautiously on the spot. It was +impossible not to brush up against anything; Harry +sent a great cascade of fake Galleons onto the ground +where they joined the goblets, and now there was +scarcely room to place their feet, and the glowing gold +blazed with heat, so that the vault felt like a furnace. +Harry’s wandlight passed over shields and goblin- +made helmets set on shelves rising to the ceiling; +higher and higher he raised the beam, until suddenly + + + +Page | 608 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +it found an object that made his heart skip and his +hand tremble. + + + +“It’s there, it’s up there\” + +Ron and Hermione pointed their wands at it too, so +that the little golden cup sparkled in a three-way +spotlight: the cup that had belonged to Helga +Hufflepuff, which had passed into the possession of +Hepzibah Smith, from whom it had been stolen by +Tom Riddle. + +“And how the hell are we going to get up there +without touching anything?” asked Ron. + +“Accio Cup\” cried Hermione, who had evidently +forgotten in her desperation what Griphook had told +them during their planning sessions. + +“No use, no use!” snarled the goblin. + +“Then what do we do?” said Harry, glaring at the +goblin. “If you want the sword, Griphook, then you’ll +have to help us more than — wait! Can I touch stuff +with the sword? Hermione, give it here!” + +Hermione fumbled inside her robes, drew out the +beaded bag, rummaged for a few seconds, then +removed the shining sword. Harry seized it by its +rubied hilt and touched the tip of the blade to a silver +flagon nearby, which did not multiply. + +“If I can just poke the sword through a handle — but +how am I going to get up there?” + +The shelf on which the cup reposed was out of reach +for any of them, even Ron, who was tallest. The heat +from the enchanted treasure rose in waves, and sweat +ran down Harry’s face and back as he struggled to + +Page | 609 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +think of a way up to the cup; and then he heard the +dragon roar on the other side of the vault door, and +the sound of clanking growing louder and louder. + +They were truly trapped now: There was no way out +except through the door, and a horde of goblins +seemed to be approaching on the other side. Harry +looked at Ron and Hermione and saw terror in their +faces. + +“Hermione,” said Harry as the clanking grew louder, +“I’ve got to get up there, we’ve got to get rid of it — ” + +She raised her wand, pointed it at Harry, and +whispered, “Levicorpus.” + +Hoisted into the air by his ankle, Harry hit a suit of +armor and replicas burst out of it like white-hot +bodies, filling the cramped space. With screams of +pain Ron, Hermione, and the two goblins were +knocked aside into other objects, which also began to +replicate. Half buried in a rising tide of red-hot +treasure, they struggled and yelled as Harry thrust +the sword through the handle of Hufflepuff’s cup, +hooking it onto the blade. + +“Impervius\” screeched Hermione in an attempt to +protect herself, Ron, and the goblins from the burning +metal. + +Then the worst scream yet made Harry look down: + +Ron and Hermione were waist-deep in treasure, +struggling to keep Bogrod from slipping beneath the +rising tide, but Griphook had sunk out of sight and +nothing but the tips of a few long fingers were left in +view. + +Harry seized Griphook’s fingers and pulled. The +blistered goblin emerged by degrees, howling. + +Page | 610 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Liberacorpus\” yelled Harry, and with a crash he and +Griphook landed on the surface of the swelling +treasure, and the sword flew out of Harry’s hand. + +“Get it!” Harry yelled, fighting the pain of the hot +metal on his skin, as Griphook clambered onto his +shoulders again, determined to avoid the swelling +mass of red-hot objects. “Where’s the sword? It had +the cup on it!” + +The clanking on the other side of the door was +growing deafening — it was too late — + +“There!” + +It was Griphook who had seen it and Griphook who +lunged, and in that instant Harry knew that the +goblin had never expected them to keep their word. +One hand holding tightly to a fistful of Harry’s hair, to +make sure he did not fall into the heaving sea of +burning gold, Griphook seized the hilt of the sword +and swung it high out of Harry’s reach. + +The tiny golden cup, skewered by the handle on the +sword’s blade, was flung into the air. The goblin still +astride him, Harry dived and caught it, and although +he could feel it scalding his flesh he did not relinquish +it, even while countless Hufflepuff cups burst from +his fist, raining down upon him as the entrance of the +vault opened up again and he found himself sliding +uncontrollably on an expanding avalanche of fiery +gold and silver that bore him, Ron, and Hermione into +the outer chamber. + +Hardly aware of the pain from the burns covering his +body, and still borne along on the swell of replicating +treasure, Harry shoved the cup into his pocket and +reached up to retrieve the sword, but Griphook was +gone. Sliding from Harry’s shoulders the moment he +Page | 611 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +could, he had sprinted for cover amongst the +surrounding goblins, brandishing the sword and +crying, “Thieves! Thieves! Help! Thieves!” He vanished +into the midst of the advancing crowd, all of whom +were holding daggers and who accepted him without +question. + +Slipping on the hot metal, Harry struggled to his feet +and knew that the only way out was through. + +“Stupefyl” he bellowed, and Ron and Hermione joined +in: Jets of red light flew into the crowd of goblins, and +some toppled over, but others advanced, and Harry +saw several wizard guards running around the +corner. + +The tethered dragon let out a roar, and a gush of +flame flew over the goblins: The wizards fled, doubled- +up, back the way they had come, and inspiration, or +madness, came to Harry. Pointing his wand at the +thick cuffs chaining the beast to the floor, he yelled, +“Relashiol” + +The cuffs broke open with loud bangs. + +“This way!” Harry yelled, and still shooting Stunning +Spells at the advancing goblins, he sprinted toward +the blind dragon. + +“Harry — Harry — what are you doing?” cried +Hermione. + +“Get up, climb up, come on — ” + +The dragon had not realized that it was free: Harry’s +foot found the crook of its hind leg and he pulled +himself up onto its back. The scales were hard as +steel; it did not even seem to feel him. He stretched +out an arm; Hermione hoisted herself up; Ron +Page | 612 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +climbed on behind them, and a second later the +dragon became aware that it was untethered. + +With a roar it reared: Harry dug in his knees, +clutching as tightly as he could to the jagged scales +as the wings opened, knocking the shrieking goblins +aside like skittles, and it soared into the air. Harry, +Ron, and Hermione, flat on its back, scraped against +the ceiling as it dived toward the passage opening, +while the pursuing goblins hurled daggers that +glanced off its flanks. + +“Well never get out, it’s too big!” Hermione screamed, +but the dragon opened its mouth and belched flame +again, blasting the tunnel, whose floors and ceiling +cracked and crumbled. By sheer force the dragon +clawed and fought its way through. Harry’s eyes were +shut tight against the heat and dust: Deafened by the +crashing of rock and the dragon’s roars, he could only +cling to its back, expecting to be shaken off at any +moment; then he heard Hermione yelling, “Defodiol” + +She was helping the dragon enlarge the passageway, +carving out the ceiling as it struggled upward toward +the fresher air, away from the shrieking and clanking +goblins: Harry and Ron copied her, blasting the +ceiling apart with more gouging spells. They passed +the underground lake, and the great crawling, +snarling beast seemed to sense freedom and space +ahead of it, and behind them the passage was full of +the dragon’s thrashing, spiked tail, of great lumps of +rock, gigantic fractured stalactites, and the clanking +of the goblins seemed to be growing more muffled, +while ahead, the dragon’s fire kept their progress +clear — + +And then at last, by the combined force of their spells +and the dragon’s brute strength, they had blasted +their way out of the passage into the marble hallway. + +Page | 613 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Goblins and wizards shrieked and ran for cover, and +finally the dragon had room to stretch its wings: +Turning its horned head toward the cool outside air it +could smell beyond the entrance, it took off, and with +Harry, Ron, and Hermione still clinging to its back, it +forced its way through the metal doors, leaving them +buckled and hanging from their hinges, as it +staggered into Diagon Alley and launched itself into +the sky. + + + +Page | 614 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE FINAL HIDING PLACE + +There was no means of steering; the dragon could not +see where it was going, and Harry knew that if it +turned sharply or rolled in midair they would find it +impossible to cling onto its broad back. Nevertheless, +as they climbed higher and higher, London unfurling +below them like a gray-and-green map, Harry’s +overwhelming feeling was of gratitude for an escape +that had seemed impossible. Crouching low over the +beast’s neck, he clung tight to the metallic scales, and +the cool breeze was soothing on his burned and +blistered skin, the dragon’s wings beating the air like +the sails of a windmill. Behind him, whether from +delight or fear he could not tell, Ron kept swearing at +the top of his voice, and Hermione seemed to be +sobbing. + +After five minutes or so, Harry lost some of his +immediate dread that the dragon was going to throw +them off, for it seemed intent on nothing but getting +as far away from its underground prison as possible; +but the question of how and when they were to +dismount remained rather frightening. He had no idea + +Page | 615 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +how long dragons could fly without landing, nor how +this particular dragon, which could barely see, would +locate a good place to put down. He glanced around +constantly, imagining that he could feel his scar +prickling. ... + +How long would it be before Voldemort knew that they +had broken into the Lestranges’ vault? How soon +would the goblins of Gringotts notify Bellatrix? How +quickly would they realize what had been taken? And +then, when they discovered that the golden cup was +missing? Voldemort would know, at last, that they +were hunting Horcruxes. ... + +The dragon seemed to crave cooler and fresher air: It +climbed steadily until they were flying through wisps +of chilly cloud, and Harry could no longer make out +the little colored dots which were cars pouring in and +out of the capital. On and on they flew, over +countryside parceled out in patches of green and +brown, over roads and rivers winding through the +landscape like strips of matte and glossy ribbon. + +“What do you reckon it’s looking for?” Ron yelled as +they flew farther and farther north. + +“No idea,” Harry bellowed back. His hands were numb +with cold but he did not dare attempt to shift his grip. +He had been wondering for some time what they +would do if they saw the coast sail beneath them, if +the dragon headed for open sea; he was cold and +numb, not to mention desperately hungry and thirsty. +When, he wondered, had the beast itself last eaten? +Surely it would need sustenance before long? And +what if, at that point, it realized it had three highly +edible humans sitting on its back? + +The sun slipped lower in the sky, which was turning +indigo; and still the dragon flew, cities and towns + +Page | 616 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +gliding out of sight beneath them, its enormous +shadow sliding over the earth like a great dark cloud. +Every part of Harry ached with the effort of holding on +to the dragon’s back. + +“Is it my imagination,” shouted Ron after a +considerable stretch of silence, “or are we losing +height?” + +Harry looked down and saw deep green mountains +and lakes, coppery in the sunset. The landscape +seemed to grow larger and more detailed as he +squinted over the side of the dragon, and he +wondered whether it had divined the presence of fresh +water by the flashes of reflected sunlight. + +Lower and lower the dragon flew, in great spiraling +circles, honing in, it seemed, upon one of the smaller +lakes. + +“I say we jump when it gets low enough!” Harry called +back to the others. “Straight into the water before it +realizes we’re here!” + +They agreed, Hermione a little faintly, and now Harry +could see the dragon’s wide yellow underbelly rippling +in the surface of the water. + +“NOW!” + +He slithered over the side of the dragon and +plummeted feetfirst toward the surface of the lake; +the drop was greater than he had estimated and he +hit the water hard, plunging like a stone into a +freezing, green, reed-filled world. He kicked toward +the surface and emerged, panting, to see enormous +ripples emanating in circles from the places where +Ron and Hermione had fallen. The dragon did not +seem to have noticed anything: It was already fifty +Page | 617 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +feet away, swooping low over the lake to scoop up +water in its scarred snout. As Ron and Hermione +emerged, spluttering and gasping, from the depths of +the lake, the dragon flew on, its wings beating hard, +and landed at last on a distant bank. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione struck out for the opposite +shore. The lake did not seem to be deep: Soon it was +more a question of fighting their way through reeds +and mud than swimming, and at last they flopped, +sodden, panting, and exhausted, onto slippery grass. + +Hermione collapsed, coughing and shuddering. +Though Harry could have happily lain down and +slept, he staggered to his feet, drew out his wand, and +started casting the usual protective spells around +them. + +When he had finished, he joined the others. It was the +first time that he had seen them properly since +escaping from the vault. Both had angry red burns all +over their faces and arms, and their clothing was +singed away in places. They were wincing as they +dabbed essence of dittany onto their many injuries. +Hermione handed Harry the bottle, then pulled out +three bottles of pumpkin juice she had brought from +Shell Cottage and clean, dry robes for all of them. + +They changed and then gulped down the juice. + +“Well, on the upside,” said Ron finally, who was +sitting watching the skin on his hands regrow, “we got +the Horcrux. On the downside — ” + +“ — no sword,” said Harry through gritted teeth, as he +dripped dittany through the singed hole in his jeans +onto the angry burn beneath. + +“No sword,” repeated Ron. “That double-crossing little +scab ...” + +Page | 618 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry pulled the Horcrux from the pocket of the wet +jacket he had just taken off and set it down on the +grass in front of them. Glinting in the sun, it drew +their eyes as they swigged their bottles of juice. + +“At least we can’t wear it this time, that’d look a bit +weird hanging round our necks,” said Ron, wiping his +mouth on the back of his hand. + +Hermione looked across the lake to the far bank, +where the dragon was still drinking. + +“What’ll happen to it, do you think?” she asked. “Will +it be all right?” + +“You sound like Hagrid,” said Ron. “It’s a dragon, +Hermione, it can look after itself. It’s us we need to +worry about.” + +“What do you mean?” + +“Well, I don’t know how to break this to you,” said +Ron, “but I think they might have noticed we broke +into Gringotts.” + +All three of them started to laugh, and once started, it +was difficult to stop. Harry’s ribs ached, he felt +lightheaded with hunger, but he lay back on the grass +beneath the reddening sky and laughed until his +throat was raw. + +“What are we going to do, though?” said Hermione +finally, hiccuping herself back to seriousness. “He’ll +know, won’t he? You- Know- Who will know we know +about his Horcruxes!” + +“Maybe they’ll be too scared to tell him?” said Ron +hopefully. “Maybe they’ll cover up — ” + + + +Page | 619 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The sky, the smell of lake water, the sound of Ron’s +voice were extinguished: Pain cleaved Harry’s head +like a sword stroke. He was standing in a dimly lit +room, and a semicircle of wizards faced him, and on +the floor at his feet knelt a small, quaking figure. + +“What did you say to me?” His voice was high and +cold, but fury and fear burned inside him. The one +thing he had dreaded — but it could not be true, he +could not see how ... + +The goblin was trembling, unable to meet the red eyes +high above his. + +“Say it again!” murmured Voldemort. “ Say it again).” + +“M-my Lord,” stammered the goblin, its black eyes +wide with terror, “m-my Lord ... we t-tried t-to st-stop +them. ... Im-impostors, my Lord ... broke — broke +into the — into the Lestranges’ v-vault. ...” + +“Impostors? What impostors? I thought Gringotts had +ways of revealing impostors? Who were they?” + +“It was ... it was . . . the P-Potter b-boy and t-two +accomplices. ...” + +“And they took?” he said, his voice rising, a terrible +fear gripping him. “Tell me! What did they take?” + +“A ... a s-small golden c-cup, m-my Lord ...” + +The scream of rage, of denial left him as if it were a +stranger’s: He was crazed, frenzied, it could not be +true, it was impossible, nobody had ever known: How +was it possible that the boy could have discovered his +secret? + + + +Page | 620 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The Elder Wand slashed through the air and green +light erupted through the room; the kneeling goblin +rolled over, dead; the watching wizards scattered +before him, terrified: Bellatrix and Lucius Malfoy +threw others behind them in their race for the door, +and again and again his wand fell, and those who +were left were slain, all of them, for bringing him this +news, for hearing about the golden cup — + +Alone amongst the dead he stormed up and down, +and they passed before him in vision: his treasures, +his safeguards, his anchors to immortality — the +diary was destroyed and the cup was stolen: What if, +what if, the boy knew about the others? Could he +know, had he already acted, had he traced more of +them? Was Dumbledore at the root of this? +Dumbledore, who had always suspected him; +Dumbledore, dead on his orders; Dumbledore, whose +wand was his now, yet who reached out from the +ignominy of death through the boy, the boy — + +But surely if the boy had destroyed any of his +Horcruxes, he, Lord Voldemort, would have known, +would have felt it? He, the greatest wizard of them all; +he, the most powerful; he, the killer of Dumbledore +and of how many other worthless, nameless men: +How could Lord Voldemort not have known, if he, +himself, most important and precious, had been +attacked, mutilated? + +True, he had not felt it when the diary had been +destroyed, but he had thought that was because he +had no body to feel, being less than ghost. ... No, +surely, the rest were safe. ... The other Horcruxes +must be intact. ... + +But he must know, he must be sure. ... He paced the +room, kicking aside the goblin’s corpse as he passed, + + + +Page | 621 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and the pictures blurred and burned in his boiling +brain: the lake, the shack, and Hogwarts — + +A modicum of calm cooled his rage now: How could +the boy know that he had hidden the ring in the +Gaunt shack? No one had ever known him to be +related to the Gaunts, he had hidden the connection, +the killings had never been traced to him: The ring, +surely, was safe. + +And how could the boy, or anybody else, know about +the cave or penetrate its protection? The idea of the +locket being stolen was absurd. ... + +As for the school: He alone knew where in Hogwarts +he had stowed the Horcrux, because he alone had +plumbed the deepest secrets of that place. ... + +And there was still Nagini, who must remain close +now, no longer sent to do his bidding, under his +protection. ... + +But to be sure, to be utterly sure, he must return to +each of his hiding places, he must redouble protection +around each of his Horcruxes. ... A job, like the quest +for the Elder Wand, that he must undertake alone ... + +Which should he visit first, which was in most +danger? An old unease flickered inside him. +Dumbledore had known his middle name. ... +Dumbledore might have made the connection with +the Gaunts. ... Their abandoned home was, perhaps, +the least secure of his hiding places, it was there that +he would go first. ... + +The lake, surely impossible ... though was there a +slight possibility that Dumbledore might have known +some of his past misdeeds, through the orphanage. + + + +Page | 622 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And Hogwarts . . . but he knew that his Horcrux there +was safe; it would be impossible for Potter to enter +Hogsmeade without detection, let alone the school. +Nevertheless, it would be prudent to alert Snape to +the fact that the boy might try to reenter the castle. ... +To tell Snape why the boy might return would be +foolish, of course; it had been a grave mistake to trust +Bellatrix and Malfoy: Didn’t their stupidity and +carelessness prove how unwise it was ever to trust? + +He would visit the Gaunt shack first, then, and take +Nagini with him: He would not be parted from the +snake anymore . . . and he strode from the room, +through the hall, and out into the dark garden where +the fountain played; he called the snake in +Parseltongue and it slithered out to join him like a +long shadow. ... + +Harry’s eyes flew open as he wrenched himself back +to the present: He was lying on the bank of the lake in +the setting sun, and Ron and Hermione were looking +down at him. Judging by their worried looks, and by +the continued pounding of his scar, his sudden +excursion into Voldemort’s mind had not passed +unnoticed. He struggled up, shivering, vaguely +surprised that he was still wet to his skin, and saw +the cup lying innocently in the grass before him, and +the lake, deep blue shot with gold in the failing sun. + +“He knows.” His own voice sounded strange and low +after Voldemort’s high screams. “He knows, and he’s +going to check where the others are, and the last +one,” he was already on his feet, “is at Hogwarts. I +knew it. I knew it.” + +“What?” + +Ron was gaping at him; Hermione sat up, looking +worried. + +Page | 623 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But what did you see? How do you know?” + + + +“I saw him find out about the cup, I — I was in his +head, he’s” — Harry remembered the killings — “he’s +seriously angry, and scared too, he can’t understand +how we knew, and now he’s going to check the others +are safe, the ring first. He thinks the Hogwarts one is +safest, because Snape’s there, because it’ll be so hard +not to be seen getting in, I think he’ll check that one +last, but he could still be there within hours — ” + +“Did you see where in Hogwarts it is?” asked Ron, +now scrambling to his feet too. + +“No, he was concentrating on warning Snape, he +didn’t think about exactly where it is — ” + +“Wait, wait\” cried Hermione as Ron caught up the +Horcrux and Harry pulled out the Invisibility Cloak +again. “We can’t just go, we haven’t got a plan, we +need to — ” + +“We need to get going,” said Harry firmly. He had +been hoping to sleep, looking forward to getting into +the new tent, but that was impossible now. “Can you +imagine what he’s going to do once he realizes the +ring and the locket are gone? What if he moves the +Hogwarts Horcrux, decides it isn’t safe enough?” + +“But how are we going to get in?” + +“Well go to Hogsmeade,” said Harry, “and try to work +something out once we see what the protection +around the school’s like. Get under the Cloak, +Hermione, I want to stick together this time.” + +“But we don’t really fit — ” + +“It’ll be dark, no one’s going to notice our feet.” + +Page | 624 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The flapping of enormous wings echoed across the +black water: The dragon had drunk its fill and risen +into the air. They paused in their preparations to +watch it climb higher and higher, now black against +the rapidly darkening sky, until it vanished over a +nearby mountain. Then Hermione walked forward +and took her place between the other two. Harry +pulled the Cloak down as far as it would go, and +together they turned on the spot into the crushing +darkness. + + + +Page | 625 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE MISSING MIRROR + +Harry’s feet touched road. He saw the achingly +familiar Hogsmeade High Street: dark shop fronts, +and the outline of black mountains beyond the +village, and the curve in the road ahead that led off +toward Hogwarts, and light spilling from the windows +of the Three Broomsticks, and with a lurch of the +heart he remembered, with piercing accuracy, how he +had landed here nearly a year before, supporting a +desperately weak Dumbledore; all this in a second, +upon landing — and then, even as he relaxed his grip +upon Ron’s and Hermione’s arms, it happened. + +The air was rent by a scream that sounded like +Voldemort’s when he had realized the cup had been +stolen: It tore at every nerve in Harry’s body, and he +knew immediately that their appearance had caused +it. Even as he looked at the other two beneath the +Cloak, the door of the Three Broomsticks burst open +and a dozen cloaked and hooded Death Eaters +dashed into the street, their wands aloft. + + + +Page | 626 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Harry seized Ron’s wrist as he raised his wand; there +were too many of them to Stun: Even attempting it +would give away their position. One of the Death +Eaters waved his wand and the scream stopped, still +echoing around the distant mountains. + +“Accio Cloak).” roared one of the Death Eaters. + +Harry seized its folds, but it made no attempt to +escape: The Summoning Charm had not worked on it. + +“Not under your wrapper, then, Potter?” yelled the +Death Eater who had tried the charm, and then to his +fellows, “Spread out. He’s here.” + +Six of the Death Eaters ran toward them: Harry, Ron, +and Hermione backed as quickly as possible down the +nearest side street, and the Death Eaters missed +them by inches. They waited in the darkness, +listening to the footsteps running up and down, +beams of light flying along the street from the Death +Eaters’ searching wands. + +“Let’s just leave!” Hermione whispered. “Disapparate +now!” + +“Great idea,” said Ron, but before Harry could reply a +Death Eater shouted, + +“We know you’re here, Potter, and there’s no getting +away! We’ll find you!” + +“They were ready for us,” whispered Harry. “They set +up that spell to tell them we’d come. I reckon they’ve +done something to keep us here, trap us — ” + +“What about dementors?” called another Death Eater. +“Let ’em have free rein, they’d find him quick enough!” + + + +Page | 627 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The Dark Lord wants Potter dead by no hand but his + + + +“ — an’ dementors won’t kill him! The Dark Lord +wants Potter’s life, not his soul. He’ll be easier to kill if +he’s been Kissed first!” + +There were noises of agreement. Dread filled Harry: + +To repel dementors they would have to produce +Patronuses, which would give them away +immediately. + +“We’re going to have to try to Disapparate, Harry!” +Hermione whispered. + +Even as she said it, he felt the unnatural cold begin to +steal over the street. Light was sucked from the +environment right up to the stars, which vanished. In +the pitch-blackness, he felt Hermione take hold of his +arm and together, they turned on the spot. + +The air through which they needed to move seemed to +have become solid: They could not Disapparate; the +Death Eaters had cast their charms well. The cold +was biting deeper and deeper into Harry’s flesh. He, +Ron, and Hermione retreated down the side street, +groping their way along the wall, trying not to make a +sound. Then, around the corner, gliding noiselessly, +came dementors, ten or more of them, visible because +they were of a denser darkness than their +surroundings, with their black cloaks and their +scabbed and rotting hands. Could they sense fear in +the vicinity? Harry was sure of it: They seemed to be +coming more quickly now, taking those dragging, +rattling breaths he detested, tasting despair on the +air, closing in — + +He raised his wand: He could not, would not, suffer +the Dementor’s Kiss, whatever happened afterward. It + +Page | 628 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was of Ron and Hermione that he thought as he +whispered, “Expecto Patronum).” + +The silver stag burst from his wand and charged: The +dementors scattered and there was a triumphant yell +from somewhere out of sight. + +“It’s him, down there, down there, I saw his Patronus, +it was a stag! + +The dementors had retreated, the stars were popping +out again, and the footsteps of the Death Eaters were +becoming louder; but before Harry in his panic could +decide what to do, there was a grinding of bolts +nearby, a door opened on the left-hand side of the +narrow street, and a rough voice said, “Potter, in here, +quick!” + +He obeyed without hesitation: The three of them +hurtled through the open doorway. + +“Upstairs, keep the Cloak on, keep quiet!” muttered a +tall figure, passing them on his way into the street +and slamming the door behind him. + +Harry had had no idea where they were, but now he +saw, by the stuttering light of a single candle, the +grubby, sawdust- strewn bar of the Hog’s Head Inn. +They ran behind the counter and through a second +doorway, which led to a rickety wooden staircase that +they climbed as fast as they could. The stairs opened +onto a sitting room with a threadbare carpet and a +small fireplace, above which hung a single large oil +painting of a blonde girl who gazed out at the room +with a kind of vacant sweetness. + +Shouts reached them from the street below. Still +wearing the Invisibility Cloak, they crept toward the +grimy window and looked down. Their savior, whom + +Page | 629 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry now recognized as the Hog’s Head’s barman, +was the only person not wearing a hood. + +“So what?” he was bellowing into one of the hooded +faces. “So what? You send dementors down my street, +I’ll send a Patronus back at ’em! I’m not having ’em +near me, I’ve told you that, I’m not having it!” + +“That wasn’t your Patronus!” said a Death Eater. + +“That was a stag, it was Potter’s!” + +“Stag!” roared the barman, and he pulled out a wand. +“Stag! You idiot — Expecto Patronum .!” + +Something huge and horned erupted from the wand: +Head down, it charged toward the High Street and out +of sight. + +“That’s not what I saw — ” said the Death Eater, +though with less certainty. + +“Curfew’s been broken, you heard the noise,” one of +his companions told the barman. “Someone was out +in the street against regulations — ” + +“If I want to put my cat out, I will, and be damned to +your curfew!” + +“ You set off the Caterwauling Charm?” + +“What if I did? Going to cart me off to Azkaban? Kill +me for sticking my nose out my own front door? Do it, +then, if you want to! But I hope for your sakes you +haven’t pressed your little Dark Marks and +summoned him. He’s not going to like being called +here for me and my old cat, is he, now?” + +“Don’t you worry about us,” said one of the Death +Eaters, “worry about yourself, breaking curfew!” + +Page | 630 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“And where will you lot traffick potions and poisons +when my pub’s closed down? What’ll happen to your +little sidelines then?” + + + +“Are you threatening — ?” + + + +“I keep my mouth shut, it’s why you come here, isn’t +it?” + + + +“I still say I saw a stag Patronus!” shouted the first +Death Eater. + +“Stag?” roared the barman. “It’s a goat, idiot!” + +“All right, we made a mistake,” said the second Death +Eater. “Break curfew again and we won’t be so +lenient!” + +The Death Eaters strode back toward the High Street. +Hermione moaned with relief, wove out from under +the Cloak, and sat down on a wobble-legged chair. +Harry drew the curtains tight shut, then pulled the +Cloak off himself and Ron. They could hear the +barman down below, rebolting the door of the bar, +then climbing the stairs. + +Harry’s attention was caught by something on the +mantelpiece: a small, rectangular mirror propped on +top of it, right beneath the portrait of the girl. + +The barman entered the room. + +“You bloody fools,” he said gruffly, looking from one to +the other of them. “What were you thinking, coming +here?” + +“Thank you,” said Harry. “We can’t thank you +enough. You saved our lives.” + +Page | 631 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The barman grunted. Harry approached him, looking +up into the face, trying to see past the long, stringy, +wire-gray hair and beard. He wore spectacles. Behind +the dirty lenses, the eyes were a piercing, brilliant +blue. + +“It’s your eye I’ve been seeing in the mirror.” + +There was silence in the room. Harry and the barman +looked at each other. + +“You sent Dobby.” + +The barman nodded and looked around for the elf. + +“Thought he’d be with you. Where Ve you left him?” + +“He’s dead,” said Harry. “Bellatrix Lestrange killed +him.” + +The barman’s face was impassive. After a few +moments he said, “I’m sorry to hear it. I liked that +elf.” + +He turned away, lighting lamps with prods of his +wand, not looking at any of them. + +“You’re Aberforth,” said Harry to the man’s back. + +He neither confirmed nor denied it, but bent to light +the fire. + +“How did you get this?” Harry asked, walking across +to Sirius’s mirror, the twin of the one he had broken +nearly two years before. “Bought it from Dung ’bout a +year ago,” said Aberforth. “Albus told me what it was. +Been trying to keep an eye out for you.” + +Ron gasped. + +Page | 632 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“The silver doe!” he said excitedly. “Was that you too?” + +“What are you talking about?” said Aberforth. + +“Someone sent a doe Patronus to us!” + +“Brains like that, you could be a Death Eater, son. +Haven’t I just proved my Patronus is a goat?” + +“Oh,” said Ron. “Yeah ... well, I’m hungry!” he added +defensively as his stomach gave an enormous rumble. + +“I got food,” said Aberforth, and he sloped out of the +room, reappearing moments later with a large loaf of +bread, some cheese, and a pewter jug of mead, which +he set upon a small table in front of the fire. + +Ravenous, they ate and drank, and for a while there +was silence but for the crackle of the fire, the clink of +goblets, and the sound of chewing. + +“Right then,” said Aberforth when they had eaten +their fill, and Harry and Ron sat slumped dozily in +their chairs. “We need to think of the best way to get +you out of here. Can’t be done by night, you heard +what happens if anyone moves outdoors during +darkness: Caterwauling Charm’s set off, they’ll be +onto you like bow-truckles on doxy eggs. I don’t +reckon I’ll be able to pass off a stag as a goat a second +time. Wait for daybreak when curfew lifts, then you +can put your Cloak back on and set out on foot. Get +right out of Hogsmeade, up into the mountains, and +you’ll be able to Disapparate there. Might see Hagrid. +He’s been hiding in a cave up there with Grawp ever +since they tried to arrest him.” + +“We’re not leaving,” said Harry. “We need to get into +Hogwarts.” + +“Don’t be stupid, boy,” said Aberforth. + +Page | 633 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’ve got to,” said Harry. + + + +“What you’ve got to do,” said Aberforth, leaning +forward, “is to get as far from here as you can.” + +“You don’t understand. There isn’t much time. We’ve +got to get into the castle. Dumbledore — I mean, your +brother — wanted us — ” + +The firelight made the grimy lenses of Aberforth ’s +glasses momentarily opaque, a bright flat white, and +Harry remembered the blind eyes of the giant spider, +Aragog. + +“My brother Albus wanted a lot of things,” said +Aberforth, “and people had a habit of getting hurt +while he was carrying out his grand plans. You get +away from this school, Potter, and out of the country +if you can. Forget my brother and his clever schemes. +He’s gone where none of this can hurt him, and you +don’t owe him anything.” + +“You don’t understand,” said Harry again. + +“Oh, don’t I?” said Aberforth quietly. “You don’t think +I understood my own brother? Think you knew Albus +better than I did?” + +“I didn’t mean that,” said Harry, whose brain felt +sluggish with exhaustion and from the surfeit of food +and wine. “It’s ... he left me a job.” + +“Did he now?” said Aberforth. “Nice job, I hope? +Pleasant? Easy? Sort of thing you’d expect an +unqualified wizard kid to be able to do without +overstretching themselves?” + +Ron gave a rather grim laugh. Hermione was looking +strained. + +Page | 634 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I-it’s not easy, no,” said Harry. “But I’ve got to — ” + +“ ‘Got to’? Why ‘got to*? He’s dead, isn’t he?” said +Aberforth roughly. “Let it go, boy, before you follow +him! Save yourself!” + +“I can’t.” + +“Why not?” + +“I — ” Harry felt overwhelmed; he could not explain, so +he took the offensive instead. “But you’re fighting too, +you’re in the Order of the Phoenix — ” + +“I was,” said Aberforth. “The Order of the Phoenix is +finished. You-Know-Who’s won, it’s over, and anyone +who’s pretending different’s kidding themselves. It’ll +never be safe for you here, Potter, he wants you too +badly. So go abroad, go into hiding, save yourself. + +Best take these two with you.” He jerked a thumb at +Ron and Hermione. “They’ll be in danger long as they +live now everyone knows they’ve been working with +you.” + +“I can’t leave,” said Harry. “I’ve got a job — ” + +“Give it to someone else!” + +“I can’t. It’s got to be me, Dumbledore explained it all + + + +“Oh, did he now? And did he tell you everything, was +he honest with you?” + +Harry wanted with all his heart to say “Yes,” but +somehow the simple word would not rise to his lips. +Aberforth seemed to know what he was thinking. + + + +Page | 635 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I knew my brother, Potter. He learned secrecy at our +mother’s knee. Secrets and lies, that’s how we grew +up, and Albus ... he was a natural.” + +The old man’s eyes traveled to the painting of the girl +over the mantelpiece. It was, now Harry looked +around properly, the only picture in the room. There +was no photograph of Albus Dumbledore, nor of +anyone else. + +“Mr. Dumbledore?” said Hermione rather timidly. “Is +that your sister? Ariana?” + +“Yes,” said Aberforth tersely. “Been reading Rita +Skeeter, have you, missy?” + +Even by the rosy light of the fire it was clear that +Hermione had turned red. + +“Elphias Doge mentioned her to us,” said Harry, +trying to spare Hermione. + +“That old berk,” muttered Aberforth, taking another +swig of mead. “Thought the sun shone out of my +brother’s every orifice, he did. Well, so did plenty of +people, you three included, by the looks of it.” + +Harry kept quiet. He did not want to express the +doubts and uncertainties about Dumbledore that had +riddled him for months now. He had made his choice +while he dug Dobby’s grave, he had decided to +continue along the winding, dangerous path indicated +for him by Albus Dumbledore, to accept that he had +not been told everything that he wanted to know, but +simply to trust. He had no desire to doubt again; he +did not want to hear anything that would deflect him +from his purpose. He met Aberforth ’s gaze, which was +so strikingly like his brother’s: The bright blue eyes +gave the same impression that they were X-raying the +Page | 636 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +object of their scrutiny, and Harry thought that +Aberforth knew what he was thinking and despised +him for it. + +“Professor Dumbledore cared about Harry, very +much,” said Hermione in a low voice. + +“Did he now?” said Aberforth. “Funny thing, how +many of the people my brother cared about very +much ended up in a worse state than if he’d left ’em +well alone.” + +“What do you mean?” asked Hermione breathlessly. + +“Never you mind,” said Aberforth. + +“But that’s a really serious thing to say!” said +Hermione. “Are you — are you talking about your +sister?” + +Aberforth glared at her: His lips moved as if he were +chewing the words he was holding back. Then he +burst into speech. + +“When my sister was six years old, she was attacked, +set upon, by three Muggle boys. They’d seen her +doing magic, spying through the back garden hedge: +She was a kid, she couldn’t control it, no witch or +wizard can at that age. What they saw scared them, I +expect. They forced their way through the hedge, and +when she couldn’t show them the trick, they got a bit +carried away trying to stop the little freak doing it.” + +Hermione ’s eyes were huge in the firelight; Ron looked +slightly sick. Aberforth stood up, tall as Albus, and +suddenly terrible in his anger and the intensity of his +pain. + + + +Page | 637 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It destroyed her, what they did: She was never right +again. She wouldn’t use magic, but she couldn’t get +rid of it; it turned inward and drove her mad, it +exploded out of her when she couldn’t control it, and +at times she was strange and dangerous. But mostly +she was sweet and scared and harmless. + +“And my father went after the bastards that did it,” +said Aberforth, “and attacked them. And they locked +him up in Azkaban for it. He never said why he’d +done it, because if the Ministry had known what +Ariana had become, she’d have been locked up in St. +Mungo’s for good. They’d have seen her as a serious +threat to the International Statute of Secrecy, +unbalanced like she was, with magic exploding out of +her at moments when she couldn’t keep it in any +longer. + +“We had to keep her safe and quiet. We moved house, +put it about she was ill, and my mother looked after +her, and tried to keep her calm and happy. + +“I was her favorite,” he said, and as he said it, a +grubby schoolboy seemed to look out through +Aberforth’s wrinkles and tangled beard. “Not Albus, +he was always up in his bedroom when he was home, +reading his books and counting his prizes, keeping up +with his correspondence with ‘the most notable +magical names of the day,’ ” Aberforth sneered. “He +didn’t want to be bothered with her. She liked me +best. I could get her to eat when she wouldn’t do it for +my mother, I could get her to calm down when she +was in one of her rages, and when she was quiet, she +used to help me feed the goats. + +“Then, when she was fourteen ... See, I wasn’t there,” +said Aberforth. “If I’d been there, I could have calmed +her down. She had one of her rages, and my mother +wasn’t as young as she was, and ... it was an + +Page | 638 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +accident. Ariana couldn’t control it. But my mother +was killed.” + +Harry felt a horrible mixture of pity and repulsion; he +did not want to hear any more, but Aberforth kept +talking, and Harry wondered how long it had been +since he had spoken about this; whether, in fact, he +had ever spoken about it. + +“So that put paid to Albus’s trip round the world with +little Doge. The pair of ’em came home for my +mother’s funeral and then Doge went off on his own, +and Albus settled down as head of the family. Ha!” + +Aberforth spat into the fire. + +“I’d have looked after her, I told him so, I didn’t care +about school, I’d have stayed home and done it. He +told me I had to finish my education and he’d take +over from my mother. Bit of a comedown for Mr. +Brilliant, there’s no prizes for looking after your half- +mad sister, stopping her blowing up the house every +other day. But he did all right for a few weeks . . . till +he came.” + +And now a positively dangerous look crept over +Aberforth’s face. + +“Grindelwald. And at last, my brother had an equal to +talk to, someone just as bright and talented as he +was. And looking after Ariana took a backseat then, +while they were hatching all their plans for a new +Wizarding order, and looking for Hallows, and +whatever else it was they were so interested in. Grand +plans for the benefit of all Wizardkind, and if one +young girl got neglected, what did that matter, when +Albus was working for the greater good? + + + +Page | 639 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But after a few weeks of it, I’d had enough, I had. It +was nearly time for me to go back to Hogwarts, so I +told ’em, both of ’em, face-to-face, like I am to you, +now,” and Aberforth looked down at Harry, and it +took little imagination to see him as a teenager, wiry +and angry, confronting his elder brother. “I told him, +you’d better give it up now. You can’t move her, she’s +in no fit state, you can’t take her with you, wherever it +is you’re planning to go, when you’re making your +clever speeches, trying to whip yourselves up a +following. He didn’t like that,” said Aberforth, and his +eyes were briefly occluded by the firelight on the +lenses of his glasses: They shone white and blind +again. “Grindelwald didn’t like that at all. He got +angry. He told me what a stupid little boy I was, +trying to stand in the way of him and my brilliant +brother. ... Didn’t I understand, my poor sister +wouldn’t have to be hidden once they’d changed the +world, and led the wizards out of hiding, and taught +the Muggles their place? + +“And there was an argument . . . and I pulled out my +wand, and he pulled out his, and I had the Cruciatus +Curse used on me by my brother’s best friend — and +Albus was trying to stop him, and then all three of us +were dueling, and the flashing lights and the bangs +set her off, she couldn’t stand it — ” + +The color was draining from Aberforth ’s face as +though he had suffered a mortal wound. + +“ — and I think she wanted to help, but she didn’t +really know what she was doing, and I don’t know +which of us did it, it could have been any of us — and +she was dead.” + +His voice broke on the last word and he dropped +down into the nearest chair. Hermione’s face was wet +with tears, and Ron was almost as pale as Aberforth. + +Page | 640 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry felt nothing but revulsion: He wished he had +not heard it, wished he could wash his mind clean of +it. + +“I’m so ... I’m so sorry,” Hermione whispered. + +“Gone,” croaked Aberforth. “Gone forever.” + +He wiped his nose on his cuff and cleared his throat. + +“ ’Course, Grindelwald scarpered. He had a bit of a +track record already, back in his own country, and he +didn’t want Ariana set to his account too. And Albus +was free, wasn’t he? Free of the burden of his sister, +free to become the greatest wizard of the — ” + +“He was never free,” said Harry. + +“I beg your pardon?” said Aberforth. + +“Never,” said Harry. “The night that your brother died, +he drank a potion that drove him out of his mind. He +started screaming, pleading with someone who wasn’t +there. ‘Don’t hurt them, please ... hurt me instead.’ ” + +Ron and Hermione were staring at Harry. He had +never gone into details about what had happened on +the island on the lake: The events that had taken +place after he and Dumbledore had returned to +Hogwarts had eclipsed it so thoroughly. + +“He thought he was back there with you and +Grindelwald, I know he did,” said Harry, remembering +Dumbledore whimpering, pleading. “He thought he +was watching Grindelwald hurting you and Ariana. . . . +It was torture to him, if you’d seen him then, you +wouldn’t say he was free.” + + + +Page | 641 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Aberforth seemed lost in contemplation of his own +knotted and veined hands. After a long pause he said, +“How can you be sure, Potter, that my brother wasn’t +more interested in the greater good than in you? How +can you be sure you aren’t dispensable, just like my +little sister?” + +A shard of ice seemed to pierce Harry’s heart. + +“I don’t believe it. Dumbledore loved Harry,” said +Hermione. + +“Why didn’t he tell him to hide, then?” shot back +Aberforth. “Why didn’t he say to him, Take care of +yourself, here’s how to survive’?” + +“Because,” said Harry before Hermione could answer, +“sometimes you’ve got to think about more than your +own safety! Sometimes you’ve got to think about the +greater good! This is war!” + +“You’re seventeen, boy!” + +“I’m of age, and I’m going to keep fighting even if +you’ve given up!” + +“Who says I’ve given up?” + +“ The Order of the Phoenix is finished,’ ” Harry +repeated. “ Tou- Know- Who’s won, it’s over, and +anyone who’s pretending different’s kidding +themselves.’ ” + +“I don’t say I like it, but it’s the truth!” + +“No, it isn’t,” said Harry. “Your brother knew how to +finish You-Know-Who and he passed the knowledge +on to me. I’m going to keep going until I succeed — or + + + +Page | 642 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +I die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. +I’ve known it for years.” + + + +He waited for Aberforth to jeer or to argue, but he did +not. He merely scowled. + +“We need to get into Hogwarts,” said Harry again. “If +you can’t help us, we’ll wait till daybreak, leave you in +peace, and try to find a way in ourselves. If you can +help us — well, now would be a great time to mention +it.” + +Aberforth remained fixed in his chair, gazing at Harry +with the eyes that were so extraordinarily like his +brother’s. At last he cleared his throat, got to his feet, +walked around the little table, and approached the +portrait of Ariana. + +“You know what to do,” he said. + +She smiled, turned, and walked away, not as people +in portraits usually did, out of the sides of their +frames, but along what seemed to be a long tunnel +painted behind her. They watched her slight figure +retreating until finally she was swallowed by the +darkness. + +“Er — what — ?” began Ron. + +“There’s only one way in now,” said Aberforth. “You +must know they’ve got all the old secret passageways +covered at both ends, dementors all around the +boundary walls, regular patrols inside the school from +what my sources tell me. The place has never been so +heavily guarded. How you expect to do anything once +you get inside it, with Snape in charge and the +Carrows as his deputies ... well, that’s your lookout, +isn’t it? You say you’re prepared to die.” + +Page | 643 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But what ... ?” said Hermione, frowning at Ariana’s +picture. + +A tiny white dot had reappeared at the end of the +painted tunnel, and now Ariana was walking back +toward them, growing bigger and bigger as she came. +But there was somebody else with her now, someone +taller than she was, who was limping along, looking +excited. His hair was longer than Harry had ever seen +it: He appeared to have suffered several gashes to his +face and his clothes were ripped and torn. Larger and +larger the two figures grew, until only their heads and +shoulders filled the portrait. Then the whole thing +swung forward on the wall like a little door, and the +entrance to a real tunnel was revealed. And out of it, +his hair overgrown, his face cut, his robes ripped, +clambered the real Neville Longbottom, who gave a +roar of delight, leapt down from the mantelpiece, and +yelled, “I knew you’d come! I knew it, HarryY’ + + + +Page | 644 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE LOST DIADEM + +“Neville — what the — how — ?” + +But Neville had spotted Ron and Hermione, and with +yells of delight was hugging them too. The longer +Harry looked at Neville, the worse he appeared: One +of his eyes was swollen yellow and purple, there were +gouge marks on his face, and his general air of +unkemptness suggested that he had been living +rough. Nevertheless, his battered visage shone with +happiness as he let go of Hermione and said again, “I +knew you’d come! Kept telling Seamus it was a matter +of time!” + +“Neville, what’s happened to you?” + +“What? This?” Neville dismissed his injuries with a +shake of the head. “This is nothing. Seamus is worse. +You’ll see. Shall we get going then? Oh,” he turned to +Aberforth, “Ab, there might be a couple more people +on the way.” + + + +Page | 645 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Couple more?” repeated Aberforth ominously. “What +d’you mean, a couple more, Longbottom? There’s a +curfew and a Caterwauling Charm on the whole +village!” + +“I know, that’s why they’ll be Apparating directly into +the bar,” said Neville. “Just send them down the +passage when they get here, will you? Thanks a lot.” + +Neville held out his hand to Hermione and helped her +to climb up onto the mantelpiece and into the tunnel; +Ron followed, then Neville. Harry addressed +Aberforth. + +“I don’t know how to thank you. You’ve saved our +lives twice.” + +“Look after ’em, then,” said Aberforth gruffly. “I might +not be able to save ’em a third time.” + +Harry clambered up onto the mantelpiece and +through the hole behind Ariana’s portrait. There were +smooth stone steps on the other side: It looked as +though the passageway had been there for years. +Brass lamps hung from the walls and the earthy floor +was worn and smooth; as they walked, their shadows +rippled, fanlike, across the wall. + +“How long’s this been here?” Ron asked as they set +off. “It isn’t on the Marauder’s Map, is it, Harry? I +thought there were only seven passages in and out of +school?” + +“They sealed off all of those before the start of the +year,” said Neville. “There’s no chance of getting +through any of them now, not with curses over the +entrances and Death Eaters and dementors waiting at +the exits.” He started walking backward, beaming, +drinking them in. “Never mind that stuff. ... Is it true? +Page | 646 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Did you break into Gringotts? Did you escape on a +dragon? It’s everywhere, everyone’s talking about it, +Terry Boot got beaten up by Carrow for yelling about +it in the Great Hall at dinner!” + +“Yeah, it’s true,” said Harry. + +Neville laughed gleefully. + +“What did you do with the dragon?” + +“Released it into the wild,” said Ron. “Hermione was +all for keeping it as a pet — ” + +“Don’t exaggerate, Ron — ” + +“But what have you been doing? People have been +saying you’ve just been on the run, Harry, but I don’t +think so. I think you’ve been up to something.” + +“You’re right,” said Harry, “but tell us about +Hogwarts, Neville, we haven’t heard anything.” + +“It’s been ... well, it’s not really like Hogwarts +anymore,” said Neville, the smile fading from his face +as he spoke. “Do you know about the Carrows?” + +“Those two Death Eaters who teach here?” + +“They do more than teach,” said Neville. “They’re in +charge of all discipline. They like punishment, the +Carrows.” + +“Like Umbridge?” + +“Nah, they make her look tame. The other teachers +are all supposed to refer us to the Carrows if we do +anything wrong. They don’t, though, if they can avoid +it. You can tell they all hate them as much as we do. + +Page | 647 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Amycus, the bloke, he teaches what used to be +Defense Against the Dark Arts, except now it’s just +the Dark Arts. We’re supposed to practice the +Cruciatus Curse on people who’ve earned detentions + + + +“What?” + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s united voices echoed up +and down the passage. + +“Yeah,” said Neville. “That’s how I got this one,” he +pointed at a particularly deep gash in his cheek, “I +refused to do it. Some people are into it, though; +Crabbe and Goyle love it. First time they’ve ever been +top in anything, I expect. + +“Alecto, Amycus’s sister, teaches Muggle Studies, +which is compulsory for everyone. We’ve all got to +listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, +stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into +hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the +natural order is being reestablished. I got this one,” +he indicated another slash to his face, “for asking her +how much Muggle blood she and her brother have +got.” + +“Blimey, Neville,” said Ron, “there’s a time and a place +for getting a smart mouth.” + +“You didn’t hear her,” said Neville. “You wouldn’t have +stood it either. The thing is, it helps when people +stand up to them, it gives everyone hope. I used to +notice that when you did it, Harry.” + +“But they’ve used you as a knife sharpener,” said +Ron, wincing slightly as they passed a lamp and +Neville’s injuries were thrown into even greater relief. + + + +Page | 648 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neville shrugged. + + + +“Doesn’t matter. They don’t want to spill too much +pure blood, so they’ll torture us a bit if we’re mouthy +but they won’t actually kill us.” + +Harry did not know what was worse, the things that +Neville was saying or the matter-of-fact tone in which +he said them. + +“The only people in real danger are the ones whose +friends and relatives on the outside are giving trouble. +They get taken hostage. Old Xeno Lovegood was +getting a bit too outspoken in The Quihhler, so they +dragged Luna off the train on the way back for +Christmas.” + +“Neville, she’s all right, we’ve seen her — ” + +“Yeah, I know, she managed to get a message to me.” + +From his pocket he pulled a golden coin, and Harry +recognized it as one of the fake Galleons that +Dumbledore’s Army had used to send one another +messages. + +“These have been great,” said Neville, beaming at +Hermione. “The Carrows never rumbled how we were +communicating, it drove them mad. We used to sneak +out at night and put graffiti on the walls: + +Dumbledore’s Army, Still Recruiting, stuff like that. +Snape hated it.” + +“You used to?” said Harry, who had noticed the past +tense. + +“Well, it got more difficult as time went on,” said +Neville. “We lost Luna at Christmas, and Ginny never +came back after Easter, and the three of us were sort + +Page | 649 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +of the leaders. The Carrows seemed to know I was +behind a lot of it, so they started coming down on me +hard, and then Michael Corner went and got caught +releasing a first-year they’d chained up, and they +tortured him pretty badly. That scared people off.” + +“No kidding,” muttered Ron, as the passage began to +slope upward. + +“Yeah, well, I couldn’t ask people to go through what +Michael did, so we dropped those kinds of stunts. But +we were still fighting, doing underground stuff, right +up until a couple of weeks ago. That’s when they +decided there was only one way to stop me, I suppose, +and they went for Gran.” + +“They what?” said Harry, Ron, and Hermione +together. + +“Yeah,” said Neville, panting a little now, because the +passage was climbing so steeply, “well, you can see +their thinking. It had worked really well, kidnapping +kids to force their relatives to behave, I s’pose it was +only a matter of time before they did it the other way +around. Thing was,” he faced them, and Harry was +astonished to see that he was grinning, “they bit off a +bit more than they could chew with Gran. Little old +witch living alone, they probably thought they didn’t +need to send anyone particularly powerful. Anyway,” +Neville laughed, “Dawlish is still in St. Mungo’s and +Gran’s on the run. She sent me a letter,” he clapped a +hand to the breast pocket of his robes, “telling me she +was proud of me, that I’m my parents’ son, and to +keep it up.” + +“Cool,” said Ron. + +“Yeah,” said Neville happily. “Only thing was, once +they realized they had no hold over me, they decided + +Page | 650 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Hogwarts could do without me after all. I don’t know +whether they were planning to kill me or send me to +Azkaban; either way, I knew it was time to disappear.” + +“But,” said Ron, looking thoroughly confused, “aren’t +— aren’t we heading straight back into Hogwarts?” + +“ ’Course,” said Neville. “You’ll see. We’re here.” + +They turned a corner and there ahead of them was +the end of the passage. Another short flight of steps +led to a door just like the one hidden behind Ariana’s +portrait. Neville pushed it open and climbed through. +As Harry followed, he heard Neville call out to unseen +people: + +“Look who it is! Didn’t I tell you?” + +As Harry emerged into the room beyond the passage, +there were several screams and yells: “HARRY!” “It’s +Potter, it’s POTTER!” “Ron!” “Hermionel” + +He had a confused impression of colored hangings, of +lamps and many faces. The next moment, he, Ron, +and Hermione were engulfed, hugged, pounded on the +back, their hair ruffled, their hands shaken, by what +seemed to be more than twenty people: They might +just have won a Quidditch final. + +“Okay, okay, calm down!” Neville called, and as the +crowd backed away, Harry was able to take in their +surroundings. + +He did not recognize the room at all. It was enormous, +and looked rather like the interior of a particularly +sumptuous tree house, or perhaps a gigantic ship’s +cabin. Multicolored hammocks were strung from the +ceiling and from a balcony that ran around the dark +wood-paneled and windowless walls, which were +Page | 651 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +covered in bright tapestry hangings: Harry saw the +gold Gryffindor lion, emblazoned on scarlet; the black +badger of Hufflepuff, set against yellow; and the +bronze eagle of Ravenclaw, on blue. The silver and +green of Slytherin alone were absent. There were +bulging bookcases, a few broomsticks propped +against the walls, and in the corner, a large wooden- +cased wireless. + +“Where are we?” + +“Room of Requirement, of course!” said Neville. +“Surpassed itself, hasn’t it? The Carrows were +chasing me, and I knew I had just one chance for a +hideout: I managed to get through the door and this +is what I found! Well, it wasn’t exactly like this when I +arrived, it was a load smaller, there was only one +hammock and just Gryffindor hangings. But it’s +expanded as more and more of the D.A. have arrived.” + +“And the Carrows can’t get in?” asked Harry, looking +around for the door. + +“No,” said Seamus Finnigan, whom Harry had not +recognized until he spoke: Seamus’s face was bruised +and puffy. “It’s a proper hideout, as long as one of us +stays in here, they can’t get at us, the door won’t +open. It’s all down to Neville. He really gets this room. +You’ve got to ask it for exactly what you need — like, + +‘I don’t want any Carrow supporters to be able to get +in’ — and it’ll do it for you! You’ve just got to make +sure you close the loopholes! Neville’s the man!” + +“It’s quite straightforward, really,” said Neville +modestly. “I’d been in here about a day and a half, +and getting really hungry, and wishing I could get +something to eat, and that’s when the passage to the +Hog’s Head opened up. I went through it and met +Aberforth. He’s been providing us with food, because +Page | 652 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +for some reason, that’s the one thing the room doesn’t +really do.” + + + +“Yeah, well, food’s one of the five exceptions to +Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration,” said Ron +to general astonishment. + +“So we’ve been hiding out here for nearly two weeks,” +said Seamus, “and it just makes more hammocks +every time we need them, and it even sprouted a +pretty good bathroom once girls started turning up — + + + +“ — and thought they’d quite like to wash, yes,” +supplied Lavender Brown, whom Harry had not +noticed until that point. Now that he looked around +properly, he recognized many familiar faces. Both +Patil twins were there, as were Terry Boot, Ernie +Macmillan, Anthony Goldstein, and Michael Corner. + +“Tell us what you’ve been up to, though,” said Ernie. +“There’ve been so many rumors, we’ve been trying to +keep up with you on Potterwatch.” He pointed at the +wireless. “You didn’t break into Gringotts?” + +“They did!” said Neville. “And the dragon’s true too!” + +There was a smattering of applause and a few +whoops; Ron took a bow. + +“What were you after?” asked Seamus eagerly. + +Before any of them could parry the question with one +of their own, Harry felt a terrible, scorching pain in +the lightning scar. As he turned his back hastily on +the curious and delighted faces, the Room of +Requirement vanished, and he was standing inside a +ruined stone shack, and the rotting floorboards were +ripped apart at his feet, a disinterred golden box lay +Page | 653 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +open and empty beside the hole, and Voldemort’s +scream of fury vibrated inside his head. + +With an enormous effort he pulled out of Voldemort’s +mind again, back to where he stood, swaying, in the +Room of Requirement, sweat pouring from his face +and Ron holding him up. + +“Are you all right, Harry?” Neville was saying. “Want +to sit down? I expect you’re tired, aren’t — ?” + +“No,” said Harry. He looked at Ron and Hermione, +trying to tell them without words that Voldemort had +just discovered the loss of one of the other Horcruxes. +Time was running out fast: If Voldemort chose to visit +Hogwarts next, they would miss their chance. + +“We need to get going,” he said, and their expressions +told him that they understood. + +“What are we going to do, then, Harry?” asked +Seamus. “What’s the plan?” + +“Plan?” repeated Harry. He was exercising all his +willpower to prevent himself succumbing again to +Voldemort’s rage: His scar was still burning. “Well, +there’s something we — Ron, Hermione, and I — need +to do, and then we’ll get out of here.” + +Nobody was laughing or whooping anymore. Neville +looked confused. + +“What d’you mean, ‘get out of here’?” + +“We haven’t come back to stay,” said Harry, rubbing +his scar, trying to soothe the pain. “There’s something +important we need to do — ” + +“What is it?” + +Page | 654 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I — I can’t tell you.” + + + +There was a ripple of muttering at this: Neville’s +brows contracted. + +“Why can’t you tell us? It’s something to do with +fighting You-Know-Who, right?” + +“Well, yeah — ” + +“Then we’ll help you.” + +The other members of Dumbledore’s Army were +nodding, some enthusiastically, others solemnly. A +couple of them rose from their chairs to demonstrate +their willingness for immediate action. + +“You don’t understand.” Harry seemed to have said +that a lot in the last few hours. “We — we can’t tell +you. We’ve got to do it — alone.” + +“Why?” asked Neville. + +“Because ...” In his desperation to start looking for +the missing Horcrux, or at least to have a private +discussion with Ron and Hermione about where they +might commence their search, Harry found it difficult +to gather his thoughts. His scar was still searing. +“Dumbledore left the three of us a job,” he said +carefully, “and we weren’t supposed to tell — I mean, +he wanted us to do it, just the three of us.” + +“We’re his army,” said Neville. “Dumbledore’s Army. +We were all in it together, we’ve been keeping it going +while you three have been off on your own — ” + +“It hasn’t exactly been a picnic, mate,” said Ron. + + + +Page | 655 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I never said it had, but I don’t see why you can’t +trust us. Everyone in this room’s been fighting and +they’ve been driven in here because the Carrows were +hunting them down. Everyone in here’s proven they’re +loyal to Dumbledore — loyal to you.” + +“Look,” Harry began, without knowing what he was +going to say, but it did not matter: The tunnel door +had just opened behind him. + +“We got your message, Neville! Hello you three, I +thought you must be here!” + +It was Luna and Dean. Seamus gave a great roar of +delight and ran to hug his best friend. + +“Hi, everyone!” said Luna happily. “Oh, it’s great to be +back!” + +“Luna,” said Harry distractedly, “what are you doing +here? How did you — ?” + +“I sent for her,” said Neville, holding up the fake +Galleon. “I promised her and Ginny that if you turned +up I’d let them know. We all thought that if you came +back, it would mean revolution. That we were going to +overthrow Snape and the Carrows.” + +“Of course that’s what it means,” said Luna brightly. +“Isn’t it, Harry? We’re going to fight them out of +Hogwarts?” + +“Listen,” said Harry with a rising sense of panic, “I’m +sorry, but that’s not what we came back for. There’s +something we’ve got to do, and then — ” + +“You’re going to leave us in this mess?” demanded +Michael Corner. + + + +Page | 656 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No!” said Ron. “What we’re doing will benefit +everyone in the end, it’s all about trying to get rid of +You-Know-Who — ” + + + +“Then let us help!” said Neville angrily. “We want to be +a part of it!” + +There was another noise behind them, and Harry +turned. His heart seemed to fail: Ginny was now +climbing through the hole in the wall, closely followed +by Fred, George, and Lee Jordan. Ginny gave Harry a +radiant smile: He had forgotten, or had never fully +appreciated, how beautiful she was, but he had never +been less pleased to see her. + +“Aberforth’s getting a bit annoyed,” said Fred, raising +his hand in answer to several cries of greeting. “He +wants a kip, and his bar’s turned into a railway +station.” + +Harry’s mouth fell open. Right behind Lee Jordan +came Harry’s old girlfriend, Cho Chang. She smiled at +him. + +“I got the message,” she said, holding up her own fake +Galleon, and she walked over to sit beside Michael +Corner. + +“So what’s the plan, Harry?” said George. + +“There isn’t one,” said Harry, still disoriented by the +sudden appearance of all these people, unable to take +everything in while his scar was still burning so +fiercely. + +“Just going to make it up as we go along, are we? My +favorite kind,” said Fred. + + + +Page | 657 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’ve got to stop this!” Harry told Neville. “What did +you call them all back for? This is insane — ” + +“We’re fighting, aren’t we?” said Dean, taking out his +fake Galleon. “The message said Harry was back, and +we were going to fight! I’ll have to get a wand, though + + + +“You haven’t got a wand — ?” began Seamus. + +Ron turned suddenly to Harry. + +“Why can’t they help?” + +“What?” + +“They can help.” He dropped his voice and said, so +that none of them could hear but Hermione, who +stood between them, “We don’t know where it is. +We’ve got to find it fast. We don’t have to tell them it’s +a Horcrux.” + +Harry looked from Ron to Hermione, who murmured, +“I think Ron’s right. We don’t even know what we’re +looking for, we need them.” And when Harry looked +unconvinced, “You don’t have to do everything alone, +Harry.” + +Harry thought fast, his scar still prickling, his head +threatening to split again. Dumbledore had warned +him against telling anyone but Ron and Hermione +about the Horcruxes. Secrets and lies, that’s how we +grew up, and Albus ...he was a natural. ... Was he +turning into Dumbledore, keeping his secrets +clutched to his chest, afraid to trust? But +Dumbledore had trusted Snape, and where had that +led? To murder at the top of the highest tower ... + + + +Page | 658 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“All right,” he said quietly to the other two. “Okay,” he +called to the room at large, and all noise ceased: Fred +and George, who had been cracking jokes for the +benefit of those nearest, fell silent, and all of them +looked alert, excited. + +“There’s something we need to find,” Harry said. +“Something — something that’ll help us overthrow +You-Know-Who. It’s here at Hogwarts, but we don’t +know where. It might have belonged to Ravenclaw. + +Has anyone heard of an object like that? Has anyone +ever come across something with her eagle on it, for +instance?” + +He looked hopefully toward the little group of +Ravenclaws, to Padma, Michael, Terry, and Cho, but +it was Luna who answered, perched on the arm of +Ginny’s chair. + +“Well, there’s her lost diadem. I told you about it, +remember, Harry? The lost diadem of Ravenclaw? +Daddy’s trying to duplicate it.” + +“Yeah, but the lost diadem,” said Michael Corner, +rolling his eyes, “is lost, Luna. That’s sort of the +point.” + +“When was it lost?” asked Harry. + +“Centuries ago, they say,” said Cho, and Harry’s heart +sank. “Professor Flitwick says the diadem vanished +with Ravenclaw herself. People have looked, but,” she +appealed to her fellow Ravenclaws, “nobody’s ever +found a trace of it, have they?” + +They all shook their heads. + +“Sorry, but what is a diadem?” asked Ron. + + + +Page | 659 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s a kind of crown,” said Terry Boot. “Ravenclaw’s +was supposed to have magical properties, enhance +the wisdom of the wearer.” + +“Yes, Daddy’s Wrackspurt siphons — ” + +But Harry cut across Luna. + +“And none of you have ever seen anything that looks +like it?” + +They all shook their heads again. Harry looked at Ron +and Hermione and his own disappointment was +mirrored back at him. An object that had been lost +this long, and apparently without trace, did not seem +like a good candidate for the Horcrux hidden in the +castle. ... Before he could formulate a new question, +however, Cho spoke again. + +“If you’d like to see what the diadem’s supposed to +look like, I could take you up to our common room +and show you, Harry? Ravenclaw’s wearing it in her +statue.” + +Harry’s scar scorched again: For a moment the Room +of Requirement swam before him, and he saw instead +the dark earth soaring beneath him and felt the great +snake wrapped around his shoulders. Voldemort was +flying again, whether to the underground lake or here, +to the castle, he did not know: Either way, there was +hardly any time left. + +“He’s on the move,” he said quietly to Ron and +Hermione. He glanced at Cho and then back at them. +“Listen, I know it’s not much of a lead, but I’m going +to go and look at this statue, at least find out what +the diadem looks like. Wait for me here and keep, you +know — the other one — safe.” + + + +Page | 660 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Cho had got to her feet, but Ginny said rather +fiercely, “No, Luna will take Harry, won’t you, Luna?” + +“Oooh, yes, I’d like to,” said Luna happily, and Cho +sat down again, looking disappointed. + +“How do we get out?” Harry asked Neville. + +“Over here.” + +He led Harry and Luna to a corner, where a small +cupboard opened onto a steep staircase. + +“It comes out somewhere different every day, so +they’ve never been able to find it,” he said. “Only +trouble is, we never know exactly where we’re going to +end up when we go out. Be careful, Harry, they’re +always patrolling the corridors at night.” + +“No problem,” said Harry. “See you in a bit.” + +He and Luna hurried up the staircase, which was +long, lit by torches, and turned corners in unexpected +places. At last they reached what appeared to be solid +wall. + +“Get under here,” Harry told Luna, pulling out the +Invisibility Cloak and throwing it over both of them. + +He gave the wall a little push. + +It melted away at his touch and they slipped outside: +Harry glanced back and saw that it had resealed itself +at once. They were standing in a dark corridor: Harry +pulled Luna back into the shadows, fumbled in the +pouch around his neck, and took out the Marauder’s +Map. Holding it close to his nose he searched, and +located his and Luna’s dots at last. + + + +Page | 661 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We’re up on the fifth floor,” he whispered, watching +Filch moving away from them, a corridor ahead. +“Come on, this way.” + +They crept off. + +Harry had prowled the castle at night many times +before, but never had his heart hammered this fast, +never had so much depended on his safe passage +through the place. Through squares of moonlight +upon the floor, past suits of armor whose helmets +creaked at the sound of their soft footsteps, around +corners beyond which who knew what lurked, Harry +and Luna walked, checking the Marauder’s Map +whenever light permitted, twice pausing to allow a +ghost to pass without drawing attention to +themselves. He expected to encounter an obstacle at +any moment; his worst fear was Peeves, and he +strained his ears with every step to hear the first, +telltale signs of the poltergeist’s approach. + +“This way, Harry,” breathed Luna, plucking his sleeve +and pulling him toward a spiral staircase. + +They climbed in tight, dizzying circles; Harry had +never been up here before. At last they reached a +door. There was no handle and no keyhole: nothing +but a plain expanse of aged wood, and a bronze +knocker in the shape of an eagle. + +Luna reached out a pale hand, which looked eerie +floating in midair, unconnected to arm or body. She +knocked once, and in the silence it sounded to Harry +like a cannon blast. At once the beak of the eagle +opened, but instead of a bird’s call, a soft, musical +voice said, “Which came first, the phoenix or the +flame?” + + + +Page | 662 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Hmm . . . What do you think, Harry?” said Luna, +looking thoughtful. + +“What? Isn’t there just a password?” + +“Oh no, you’ve got to answer a question,” said Luna. + +“What if you get it wrong?” + +“Well, you have to wait for somebody who gets it +right,” said Luna. “That way you learn, you see?” + +“Yeah ... Trouble is, we can’t really afford to wait for +anyone else, Luna.” + +“No, I see what you mean,” said Luna seriously. “Well +then, I think the answer is that a circle has no +beginning.” + +“Well reasoned,” said the voice, and the door swung +open. + +The deserted Ravenclaw common room was a wide, +circular room, airier than any Harry had ever seen at +Hogwarts. Graceful arched windows punctuated the +walls, which were hung with blue-and-bronze silks: + +By day, the Ravenclaws would have a spectacular +view of the surrounding mountains. The ceiling was +domed and painted with stars, which were echoed in +the midnight-blue carpet. There were tables, chairs, +and bookcases, and in a niche opposite the door +stood a tall statue of white marble. + +Harry recognized Rowena Ravenclaw from the bust he +had seen at Luna’s house. The statue stood beside a +door that led, he guessed, to dormitories above. He +strode right up to the marble woman, and she seemed +to look back at him with a quizzical half smile on her +face, beautiful yet slightly intimidating. A delicate- +P a g e | 663 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +looking circlet had been reproduced in marble on top +of her head. It was not unlike the tiara Fleur had +worn at her wedding. There were tiny words etched +into it. Harry stepped out from under the Cloak and +climbed up onto Ravenclaw’s plinth to read them. + +“ ‘Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.’ ” + +“Which makes you pretty skint, witless,” said a +cackling voice. + +Harry whirled around, slipped off the plinth, and +landed on the floor. The sloping-shouldered figure of +Alecto Carrow was standing before him, and even as +Harry raised his wand, she pressed a stubby +forefinger to the skull and snake branded on her +forearm. + + + +Page | 664 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + +THE SACKING OF SEVERUS SNAPE + +The moment her finger touched the Mark, Harry’s +scar burned savagely, the starry room vanished from +sight, and he was standing upon an outcrop of rock +beneath a cliff, and the sea was washing around him +and there was triumph in his heart — They have the +boy. + +A loud bang brought Harry back to where he stood: +Disoriented, he raised his wand, but the witch before +him was already falling forward; she hit the ground so +hard that the glass in the bookcases tinkled. + +“I’ve never Stunned anyone except in our D.A. +lessons,” said Luna, sounding mildly interested. “That +was noisier than I thought it would be.” + +And sure enough, the ceiling had begun to tremble. +Scurrying, echoing footsteps were growing louder +from behind the door leading to the dormitories: +Luna’s spell had woken Ravenclaws sleeping above. + +“Luna, where are you? I need to get under the Cloak!” + +Page | 665 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Luna’s feet appeared out of nowhere; he hurried to +her side and she let the Cloak fall back over them as +the door opened and a stream of Ravenclaws, all in +their nightclothes, flooded into the common room. +There were gasps and cries of surprise as they saw +Alecto lying there unconscious. Slowly they shuffled +in around her, a savage beast that might wake at any +moment and attack them. Then one brave little first- +year darted up to her and prodded her backside with +his big toe. + +“I think she might be dead!” he shouted with delight. + +“Oh, look,” whispered Luna happily, as the +Ravenclaws crowded in around Alecto. “They’re +pleased!” + +“Yeah ... great ...” + +Harry closed his eyes, and as his scar throbbed he +chose to sink again into Voldemort’s mind. ... He was +moving along the tunnel into the first cave. ... He had +chosen to make sure of the locket before coming . . . +but that would not take him long. . . . + +There was a rap on the common room door and every +Ravenclaw froze. From the other side, Harry heard the +soft, musical voice that issued from the eagle door +knocker: “Where do Vanished objects go?” + +“I dunno, do I? Shut it!” snarled an uncouth voice +that Harry knew was that of the Carrow brother, +Amycus. “Alecto? Alecto? Are you there? Have you got +him? Open the door!” + +The Ravenclaws were whispering amongst +themselves, terrified. Then, without warning, there +came a series of loud bangs, as though somebody was +firing a gun into the door. + +Page | 666 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ALECTO\ If he comes, and we haven’t got Potter — +d’you want to go the same way as the Malfoys? +ANSWER ME!” Amyous bellowed, shaking the door for +all he was worth, but still it did not open. The +Ravenclaws were all backing away, and some of the +most frightened began scampering back up the +staircase to their beds. Then, just as Harry was +wondering whether he ought not to blast open the +door and Stun Amycus before the Death Eater could +do anything else, a second, most familiar voice rang +out beyond the door. + +“May I ask what you are doing, Professor Carrow?” + +“Trying — to get — through this damned — door!” +shouted Amycus. “Go and get Flitwick! Get him to +open it, now!” + +“But isn’t your sister in there?” asked Professor +McGonagall. “Didn’t Professor Flitwick let her in +earlier this evening, at your urgent request? Perhaps +she could open the door for you? Then you needn’t +wake up half the castle.” + +“She ain’t answering, you old besom! You open it! +Garn! Do it, now! + +“Certainly, if you wish it,” said Professor McGonagall, +with awful coldness. There was a genteel tap of the +knocker and the musical voice asked again, + +“Where do Vanished objects go?” + +“Into nonbeing, which is to say, everything,” replied +Professor McGonagall. + +“Nicely phrased,” replied the eagle door knocker, and +the door swung open. + + + +Page | 667 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The few Ravenclaws who had remained behind +sprinted for the stairs as Amycus burst over the +threshold, brandishing his wand. Hunched like his +sister, he had a pallid, doughy face and tiny eyes, +which fell at once on Alecto, sprawled motionless on +the floor. He let out a yell of fury and fear. + +“What’ve they done, the little whelps?” he screamed. +“I’ll Cruciate the lot of ’em till they tell me who did it +— and what’s the Dark Lord going to say?” he +shrieked, standing over his sister and smacking +himself on the forehead with his fist. “We haven’t got +him, and they’ve gorn and killed her!” + +“She’s only Stunned,” said Professor McGonagall +impatiently, who had stooped down to examine +Alecto. “She’ll be perfectly all right.” + +“No she bludgering well won’t!” bellowed Amycus. “Not +after the Dark Lord gets hold of her! She’s gorn and +sent for him, I felt me Mark burn, and he thinks we’ve +got Potter!” + +“ ‘Got Potter’?” said Professor McGonagall sharply. +“What do you mean, ‘got Potter’?” + +“He told us Potter might try and get inside Ravenclaw +Tower, and to send for him if we caught him!” + +“Why would Harry Potter try to get inside Ravenclaw +Tower? Potter belongs in my House!” + +Beneath the disbelief and anger, Harry heard a little +strain of pride in her voice, and affection for Minerva +McGonagall gushed up inside him. + +“We was told he might come in here!” said Carrow. “I +dunno why, do I?” + + + +Page | 668 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Professor McGonagall stood up and her beady eyes +swept the room. Twice they passed right over the +place where Harry and Luna stood. + +“We can push it off on the kids,” said Amycus, his +piglike face suddenly crafty. “Yeah, that’s what we’ll +do. Well say Alecto was ambushed by the kids, them +kids up there” — he looked up at the starry ceiling +toward the dormitories — “and we’ll say they forced +her to press her Mark, and that’s why he got a false +alarm. ... He can punish them. Couple of kids more or +less, what’s the difference?” + +“Only the difference between truth and lies, courage +and cowardice,” said Professor McGonagall, who had +turned pale, “a difference, in short, which you and +your sister seem unable to appreciate. But let me +make one thing very clear. You are not going to pass +off your many ineptitudes on the students of +Hogwarts. I shall not permit it.” + +“Excuse me?” + +Amycus moved forward until he was offensively close +to Professor McGonagall, his face within inches of +hers. She refused to back away, but looked down at +him as if he were something disgusting she had found +stuck to a lavatory seat. + +“It’s not a case of what you’ll permit, Minerva +McGonagall. Your time’s over. It’s us what’s in charge +here now, and you’ll back me up or you’ll pay the +price.” + +And he spat in her face. + +Harry pulled the Cloak off himself, raised his wand, +and said, “You shouldn’t have done that.” + + + +Page | 669 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +As Amycus spun around, Harry shouted, “Crucio\” + + + +The Death Eater was lifted off his feet. He writhed +through the air like a drowning man, thrashing and +howling in pain, and then, with a crunch and a +shattering of glass, he smashed into the front of a +bookcase and crumpled, insensible, to the floor. + +“I see what Bellatrix meant,” said Harry, the blood +thundering through his brain, “you need to really +mean it.” + +“Potter!” whispered Professor McGonagall, clutching +her heart. “Potter — you’re here! What — ? How — ?” +She struggled to pull herself together. “Potter, that +was foolish!” + +“He spat at you,” said Harry. + +“Potter, I — that was very — very gallant of you — but +don’t you realize — ?” + +“Yeah, I do,” Harry assured her. Somehow her panic +steadied him. “Professor McGonagall, Voldemort’s on +the way.” + +“Oh, are we allowed to say the name now?” asked +Luna with an air of interest, pulling off the Invisibility +Cloak. This appearance of a second outlaw seemed to +overwhelm Professor McGonagall, who staggered +backward and fell into a nearby chair, clutching at +the neck of her old tartan dressing gown. + +“I don’t think it makes any difference what we call +him,” Harry told Luna. “He already knows where I +am.” + + + +In a distant part of Harry’s brain, that part connected +to the angry, burning scar, he could see Voldemort + +Page | 670 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +sailing fast over the dark lake in the ghostly green +boat. ... He had nearly reached the island where the +stone basin stood. ... + +“You must flee,” whispered Professor McGonagall. +“Now, Potter, as quickly as you can!” + +“I can’t,” said Harry. “There’s something I need to do. +Professor, do you know where the diadem of +Ravenclaw is?” + +“The d-diadem of Ravenclaw? Of course not — hasn’t +it been lost for centuries?” She sat up a little +straighter. “Potter, it was madness, utter madness, +for you to enter this castle — ” + +“I had to,” said Harry. “Professor, there’s something +hidden here that I’m supposed to find, and it could be +the diadem — if I could just speak to Professor +Flitwick — ” + +There was a sound of movement, of clinking glass: +Amycus was coming round. Before Harry or Luna +could act, Professor McGonagall rose to her feet, +pointed her wand at the groggy Death Eater, and +said, “Imperio.” + +Amycus got up, walked over to his sister, picked up +her wand, then shuffled obediently to Professor +McGonagall and handed it over along with his own. +Then he lay down on the floor beside Alecto. Professor +McGonagall waved her wand again, and a length of +shimmering silver rope appeared out of thin air and +snaked around the Carrows, binding them tightly +together. + +“Potter,” said Professor McGonagall, turning to face +him again with superb indifference to the Carrows’ + + + +Page | 671 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +predicament, “if He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named does +indeed know that you are here — ” + +As she said it, a wrath that was like physical pain +blazed through Harry, setting his scar on fire, and for +a second he looked down upon a basin whose potion +had turned clear, and saw that no golden locket lay +safe beneath the surface — + +“Potter, are you all right?” said a voice, and Harry +came back: He was clutching Luna’s shoulder to +steady himself. + +“Time’s running out, Voldemort’s getting nearer. +Professor, I’m acting on Dumbledore’s orders, I must +find what he wanted me to find! But we’ve got to get +the students out while I’m searching the castle — it’s +me Voldemort wants, but he won’t care about killing a +few more or less, not now — ” not now he knows I’m +attacking Horcruxes, Harry finished the sentence in +his head. + +“You’re acting on Dumbledore’s orders?” she repeated +with a look of dawning wonder. Then she drew herself +up to her fullest height. + +“We shall secure the school against He-Who-Must- +Not-Be-Named while you search for this — this +object.” + +“Is that possible?” + +“I think so,” said Professor McGonagall dryly, “we +teachers are rather good at magic, you know. I am +sure we will be able to hold him off for a while if we all +put our best efforts into it. Of course, something will +have to be done about Professor Snape — ” + +“Let me — ” + +Page | 672 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — and if Hogwarts is about to enter a state of siege, +with the Dark Lord at the gates, it would indeed be +advisable to take as many innocent people out of the +way as possible. With the Floo Network under +observation, and Apparition impossible within the +grounds — ” + +“There’s a way,” said Harry quickly, and he explained +about the passageway leading into the Hog’s Head. + +“Potter, we’re talking about hundreds of students — ” + +“I know, Professor, but if Voldemort and the Death +Eaters are concentrating on the school boundaries +they won’t be interested in anyone who’s +Disapparating out of the Hog’s Head.” + +“There’s something in that,” she agreed. She pointed +her wand at the Carrows, and a silver net fell upon +their bound bodies, tied itself around them, and +hoisted them into the air, where they dangled beneath +the blue-and-gold ceiling like two large, ugly sea +creatures. “Come. We must alert the other Heads of +House. You’d better put that Cloak back on.” + +She marched toward the door, and as she did so she +raised her wand. From the tip burst three silver cats +with spectacle markings around their eyes. The +Patronuses ran sleekly ahead, filling the spiral +staircase with silvery light, as Professor McGonagall, +Harry, and Luna hurried back down. + +Along the corridors they raced, and one by one the +Patronuses left them; Professor McGonagall’s tartan +dressing gown rustled over the floor, and Harry and +Luna jogged behind her under the Cloak. + +They had descended two more floors when another +set of quiet footsteps joined theirs. Harry, whose scar + +Page | 673 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was still prickling, heard them first: He felt in the +pouch around his neck for the Marauder’s Map, but +before he could take it out, McGonagall too seemed to +become aware of their company. She halted, raised +her wand ready to duel, and said, “Who’s there?” + +“It is I,” said a low voice. + +From behind a suit of armor stepped Severus Snape. + +Hatred boiled up in Harry at the sight of him: He had +forgotten the details of Snape ’s appearance in the +magnitude of his crimes, forgotten how his greasy +black hair hung in curtains around his thin face, how +his black eyes had a dead, cold look. He was not +wearing nightclothes, but was dressed in his usual +black cloak, and he too was holding his wand ready +for a fight. + +“Where are the Carrows?” he asked quietly. + +“Wherever you told them to be, I expect, Severus,” +said Professor McGonagall. + +Snape stepped nearer, and his eyes flitted over +Professor McGonagall into the air around her, as if he +knew that Harry was there. Harry held his wand up +too, ready to attack. + +“I was under the impression,” said Snape, “that Alecto +had apprehended an intruder.” + +“Really?” said Professor McGonagall. “And what gave +you that impression?” + +Snape made a slight flexing movement of his left arm, +where the Dark Mark was branded into his skin. + + + +Page | 674 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Oh, but naturally,” said Professor McGonagall. “You +Death Eaters have your own private means of +communication, I forgot.” + +Snape pretended not to have heard her. His eyes were +still probing the air all about her, and he was moving +gradually closer, with an air of hardly noticing what +he was doing. + +“I did not know that it was your night to patrol the +corridors, Minerva.” + +“You have some objection?” + +“I wonder what could have brought you out of your +bed at this late hour?” + +“I thought I heard a disturbance,” said Professor +McGonagall. + +“Really? But all seems calm.” + +Snape looked into her eyes. + +“Have you seen Harry Potter, Minerva? Because if you +have, I must insist — ” + +Professor McGonagall moved faster than Harry could +have believed: Her wand slashed through the air and +for a split second Harry thought that Snape must +crumple, unconscious, but the swiftness of his Shield +Charm was such that McGonagall was thrown off +balance. She brandished her wand at a torch on the +wall and it flew out of its bracket: Harry, about to +curse Snape, was forced to pull Luna out of the way +of the descending flames, which became a ring of fire +that filled the corridor and flew like a lasso at Snape + + + +Page | 675 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Then it was no longer fire, but a great black serpent +that McGonagall blasted to smoke, which re-formed +and solidified in seconds to become a swarm of +pursuing daggers: Snape avoided them only by +forcing the suit of armor in front of him, and with +echoing clangs the daggers sank, one after another, +into its breast — + +“Minerva!” said a squeaky voice, and looking behind +him, still shielding Luna from flying spells, Harry saw +Professors Flitwick and Sprout sprinting up the +corridor toward them in their nightclothes, with the +enormous Professor Slughorn panting along at the +rear. + +“No!” squealed Flitwick, raising his wand. “You’ll do +no more murder at Hogwarts!” + +Flitwick’s spell hit the suit of armor behind which +Snape had taken shelter: With a clatter it came to life. +Snape struggled free of the crushing arms and sent it +flying back toward his attackers: Harry and Luna had +to dive sideways to avoid it as it smashed into the wall +and shattered. When Harry looked up again, Snape +was in full flight, McGonagall, Flitwick, and Sprout all +thundering after him: He hurtled through a classroom +door and, moments later, he heard McGonagall cry, +“Coward! COWARD !” + +“What’s happened, what’s happened?” asked Luna. + +Harry dragged her to her feet and they raced along +the corridor, trailing the Invisibility Cloak behind +them, into the deserted classroom where Professors +McGonagall, Flitwick, and Sprout were standing at a +smashed window. + +“He jumped,” said Professor McGonagall as Harry and +Luna ran into the room. + +Page | 676 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You mean he’s dead?” Harry sprinted to the window, +ignoring Flitwick’s and Sprout’s yells of shock at his +sudden appearance. + +“No, he’s not dead,” said McGonagall bitterly. “Unlike +Dumbledore, he was still carrying a wand ... and he +seems to have learned a few tricks from his master.” + +With a tingle of horror, Harry saw in the distance a +huge, batlike shape flying through the darkness +toward the perimeter wall. + +There were heavy footfalls behind them, and a great +deal of puffing: Slughorn had just caught up. + +“Harry!” he panted, massaging his immense chest +beneath his emerald-green silk pajamas. “My dear +boy ... what a surprise ... Minerva, do please explain. +... Severus ... what ... ?” + +“Our headmaster is taking a short break,” said +Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped +hole in the window. + +“Professor!” Harry shouted, his hands at his forehead. +He could see the Inferi-filled lake sliding beneath him, +and he felt the ghostly green boat bump into the +underground shore, and Voldemort leapt from it with +murder in his heart — + +“Professor, we’ve got to barricade the school, he’s +coming now!” + +“Very well. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is coming,” +she told the other teachers. Sprout and Flitwick +gasped; Slughorn let out a low groan. “Potter has +work to do in the castle on Dumbledore’s orders. We +need to put in place every protection of which we are +capable while Potter does what he needs to do.” + +Page | 677 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You realize, of course, that nothing we do will be able +to keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely?” squeaked +Flitwick. + +“But we can hold him up,” said Professor Sprout. + +“Thank you, Pomona,” said Professor McGonagall, +and between the two witches there passed a look of +grim understanding. “I suggest we establish basic +protection around the place, then gather our students +and meet in the Great Hall. Most must be evacuated, +though if any of those who are over age wish to stay +and fight, I think they ought to be given the chance.” + +“Agreed,” said Professor Sprout, already hurrying +toward the door. “I shall meet you in the Great Hall in +twenty minutes with my House.” + +And as she jogged out of sight, they could hear her +muttering, “Tentacula. Devil’s Snare. And Snargaluff +pods ... yes, I’d like to see the Death Eaters fighting +those.” + +“I can act from here,” said Flitwick, and although he +could barely see out of it, he pointed his wand +through the smashed window and started muttering +incantations of great complexity. Harry heard a weird +rushing noise, as though Flitwick had unleashed the +power of the wind into the grounds. + +“Professor,” Harry said, approaching the little Charms +master, “Professor, I’m sorry to interrupt, but this is +important. Have you got any idea where the diadem of +Ravenclaw is?” + +“ — Protego Horribilis — the diadem of Ravenclaw?” +squeaked Flitwick. “A little extra wisdom never goes +amiss, Potter, but I hardly think it would be much +use in this situation!” + +Page | 678 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I only meant — do you know where it is? Have you +ever seen it?” + +“Seen it? Nobody has seen it in living memory! Long +since lost, boy!” + +Harry felt a mixture of desperate disappointment and +panic. What, then, was the Horcrux? + +“We shall meet you and your Ravenclaws in the Great +Hall, Filius!” said Professor McGonagall, beckoning to +Harry and Luna to follow her. + +They had just reached the door when Slughorn +rumbled into speech. + +“My word,” he puffed, pale and sweaty, his walrus +mustache aquiver. “What a to-do! I’m not at all sure +whether this is wise, Minerva. He is bound to find a +way in, you know, and anyone who has tried to delay +him will be in most grievous peril — ” + +“I shall expect you and the Slytherins in the Great +Hall in twenty minutes, also,” said Professor +McGonagall. “If you wish to leave with your students, +we shall not stop you. But if any of you attempt to +sabotage our resistance or take up arms against us +within this castle, then, Horace, we duel to kill.” + +“Minerva!” he said, aghast. + +“The time has come for Slytherin House to decide +upon its loyalties,” interrupted Professor McGonagall. +“Go and wake your students, Horace.” + +Harry did not stay to watch Slughorn splutter: He and +Luna ran after Professor McGonagall, who had taken +up a position in the middle of the corridor and raised +her wand. + +Page | 679 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Piertotum — oh, for heaven’s sake, Filch, not now — ” + + + +The aged caretaker had just come hobbling into view, +shouting, “Students out of bed! Students in the +corridors!” + +“They’re supposed to be, you blithering idiot!” shouted +McGonagall. “Now go and do something constructive! +Find Peeves!” + +“P-Peeves?” stammered Filch as though he had never +heard the name before. + +“Yes, Peeves, you fool, Peevesl Haven’t you been +complaining about him for a quarter of a century? Go +and fetch him, at once!” + +Filch evidently thought Professor McGonagall had +taken leave of her senses, but hobbled away, hunch- +shouldered, muttering under his breath. + +“And now — Piertotum Locomotori” cried Professor +McGonagall. + +And all along the corridor the statues and suits of +armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the +echoing crashes from the floors above and below, +Harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle +had done the same. + +“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor +McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do +your duty to our school!” + +Clattering and yelling, the horde of moving statues +stampeded past Harry: some of them smaller, others +larger, than life. There were animals too, and the +clanking suits of armor brandished swords and +spiked balls on chains. + +Page | 680 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Now, Potter,” said McGonagall, “you and Miss +Lovegood had better return to your friends and bring +them to the Great Hall — I shall rouse the other +Gryffindors.” + +They parted at the top of the next staircase, Harry +and Luna running back toward the concealed +entrance to the Room of Requirement. As they ran, +they met crowds of students, most wearing traveling +cloaks over their pajamas, being shepherded down to +the Great Hall by teachers and prefects. + +“That was Potter!” + +“ Harry Potted” + +“It was him, I swear, I just saw him!” + +But Harry did not look back, and at last they reached +the entrance to the Room of Requirement. Harry +leaned against the enchanted wall, which opened to +admit them, and he and Luna sped back down the +steep staircase. + +“Wh — ?” + +As the room came into view, Harry slipped down a few +stairs in shock. It was packed, far more crowded than +when he had last been in there. Kingsley and Lupin +were looking up at him, as were Oliver Wood, Katie +Bell, Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinnet, Bill and +Fleur, and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley. + +“Harry, what’s happening?” said Lupin, meeting him +at the foot of the stairs. + +“Voldemort’s on his way, they’re barricading the +school — Snape’s run for it — What are you doing +here? How did you know?” + +Page | 681 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We sent messages to the rest of Dumbledore’s Army,” +Fred explained. “You couldn’t expect everyone to miss +the fun, Harry, and the D.A. let the Order of the +Phoenix know, and it all kind of snowballed.” + +“What first, Harry?” called George. “What’s going on?” + +“They’re evacuating the younger kids and everyone’s +meeting in the Great Hall to get organized,” Harry +said. “We’re fighting.” + +There was a great roar and a surge toward the foot of +the stairs; he was pressed back against the wall as +they ran past him, the mingled members of the Order +of the Phoenix, Dumbledore’s Army, and Harry’s old +Quidditch team, all with their wands drawn, heading +up into the main castle. + +“Come on, Luna,” Dean called as he passed, holding +out his free hand; she took it and followed him back +up the stairs. + +The crowd was thinning: Only a little knot of people +remained below in the Room of Requirement, and +Harry joined them. Mrs. Weasley was struggling with +Ginny. Around them stood Lupin, Fred, George, Bill, +and Fleur. + +“You’re underage!” Mrs. Weasley shouted at her +daughter as Harry approached. “I won’t permit it! The +boys, yes, but you, you’ve got to go home!” + +“I won’t!” + +Ginny’s hair flew as she pulled her arm out of her +mother’s grip. + +“I’m in Dumbledore’s Army — ” + + + +Page | 682 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“A teenagers’ gang!” + + + +“A teenagers’ gang that’s about to take him on, which +no one else has dared to do!” said Fred. + +“She’s sixteen!” shouted Mrs. Weasley. “She’s not old +enough! What you two were thinking, bringing her +with you — ” + +Fred and George looked slightly ashamed of +themselves. + +“Mum’s right, Ginny,” said Bill gently. “You can’t do +this. Everyone underage will have to leave, it’s only +right.” + +“I can’t go home!” Ginny shouted, angry tears +sparkling in her eyes. “My whole family’s here, I can’t +stand waiting there alone and not knowing and — ” + +Her eyes met Harry’s for the first time. She looked at +him beseechingly, but he shook his head and she +turned away bitterly. + +“Fine,” she said, staring at the entrance to the tunnel +back to the Hog’s Head. “I’ll say good-bye now, then, +and—” + +There was a scuffling and a great thump: Someone +else had clambered out of the tunnel, overbalanced +slightly, and fallen. He pulled himself up on the +nearest chair, looked around through lopsided horn- +rimmed glasses, and said, “Am I too late? Has it +started? I only just found out, so I — I — ” + +Percy spluttered into silence. Evidently he had not +expected to run into most of his family. There was a +long moment of astonishment, broken by Fleur +turning to Lupin and saying, in a wildly transparent + +Page | 683 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +attempt to break the tension, “So — ’ow eez leetle +Teddy?” + +Lupin blinked at her, startled. The silence between +the Weasleys seemed to be solidifying, like ice. + +“I — oh yes — he’s fine!” Lupin said loudly. “Yes, +Tonks is with him — at her mother’s — ” + +Percy and the other Weasleys were still staring at one +another, frozen. + +“Here, I’ve got a picture!” Lupin shouted, pulling a +photograph from inside his jacket and showing it to +Fleur and Harry, who saw a tiny baby with a tuft of +bright turquoise hair, waving fat fists at the camera. + +“I was a fool!” Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin +nearly dropped his photograph. “I was an idiot, I was +a pompous prat, I was a — a — ” + +“Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry +moron,” said Fred. + +Percy swallowed. + +“Yes, I was!” + +“Well, you can’t say fairer than that,” said Fred, +holding out his hand to Percy. + +Mrs. Weasley burst into tears. She ran forward, +pushed Fred aside, and pulled Percy into a strangling +hug, while he patted her on the back, his eyes on his +father. + +“I’m sorry, Dad,” Percy said. + + + +Page | 684 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Mr. Weasley blinked rather rapidly, then he too +hurried to hug his son. + +“What made you see sense, Perce?” inquired George. + +“It’s been coming on for a while,” said Percy, mopping +his eyes under his glasses with a corner of his +traveling cloak. “But I had to find a way out and it’s +not so easy at the Ministry, they’re imprisoning +traitors all the time. I managed to make contact with +Aberforth and he tipped me off ten minutes ago that +Hogwarts was going to make a fight of it, so here I +am.” + + + +“Well, we do look to our prefects to take a lead at +times such as these,” said George in a good imitation +of Percy’s most pompous manner. “Now let’s get +upstairs and fight, or all the good Death Eaters’ll be +taken.” + +“So, you’re my sister-in-law now?” said Percy, shaking +hands with Fleur as they hurried off toward the +staircase with Bill, Fred, and George. + +“Ginny!” barked Mrs. Weasley. + +Ginny had been attempting, under cover of the +reconciliation, to sneak upstairs too. + +“Molly, how about this,” said Lupin. “Why doesn’t +Ginny stay here, then at least she’ll be on the scene +and know what’s going on, but she won’t be in the +middle of the fighting?” + + + +“That’s a good idea,” said Mr. Weasley firmly. “Ginny, +you stay in this room, you hear me?” + + + +Page | 685 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ginny did not seem to like the idea much, but under +her father’s unusually stern gaze, she nodded. Mr. +and Mrs. Weasley and Lupin headed off for the stairs +as well. + +“Where’s Ron?” asked Harry. “Where’s Hermione?” + +“They must have gone up to the Great Hall already,” +Mr. Weasley called over his shoulder. + +“I didn’t see them pass me,” said Harry. + +“They said something about a bathroom,” said Ginny, +“not long after you left.” + +“A bathroom?” + +Harry strode across the room to an open door leading +off the Room of Requirement and checked the +bathroom beyond. It was empty. + +“You’re sure they said bath — ?” + +But then his scar seared and the Room of +Requirement vanished: He was looking through the +high wrought-iron gates with winged boars on pillars +at either side, looking through the dark grounds +toward the castle, which was ablaze with lights. +Nagini lay draped over his shoulders. He was +possessed of that cold, cruel sense of purpose that +preceded murder. + + + +Page | 686 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS + +The enchanted ceiling of the Great Hall was dark and +scattered with stars, and below it the four long House +tables were lined with disheveled students, some in +traveling cloaks, others in dressing gowns. Here and +there shone the pearly white figures of the school +ghosts. Every eye, living and dead, was fixed upon +Professor McGonagall, who was speaking from the +raised platform at the top of the Hall. Behind her +stood the remaining teachers, including the palomino +centaur, Firenze, and the members of the Order of the +Phoenix who had arrived to fight. + +"... evacuation will be overseen by Mr. Filch and +Madam Pomfrey. Prefects, when I give the word, you +will organize your House and take your charges, in an +orderly fashion, to the evacuation point.” + +Many of the students looked petrified. However, as +Harry skirted the walls, scanning the Gryffindor table +for Ron and Hermione, Ernie Macmillan stood up at +the Hufflepuff table and shouted, “And what if we +want to stay and fight?” + +Page | 687 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +There was a smattering of applause. + +“If you are of age, you may stay,” said Professor +McGonagall. + +“What about our things?” called a girl at the +Ravenclaw table. “Our trunks, our owls?” + +“We have no time to collect possessions,” said +Professor McGonagall. “The important thing is to get +you out of here safely.” + +“Where’s Professor Snape?” shouted a girl from the +Slytherin table. + +“He has, to use the common phrase, done a bunk,” +replied Professor McGonagall, and a great cheer +erupted from the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and +Ravenclaws. + +Harry moved up the Hall alongside the Gryffindor +table, still looking for Ron and Hermione. As he +passed, faces turned in his direction, and a great deal +of whispering broke out in his wake. + +“We have already placed protection around the +castle,” Professor McGonagall was saying, “but it is +unlikely to hold for very long unless we reinforce it. I +must ask you, therefore, to move quickly and calmly, +and do as your prefects — ” + +But her final words were drowned as a different voice +echoed throughout the Hall. It was high, cold, and +clear: There was no telling from where it came; it +seemed to issue from the walls themselves. Like the +monster it had once commanded, it might have lain +dormant there for centuries. + + + +Page | 688 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I know that you are preparing to fight.” There were +screams amongst the students, some of whom +clutched each other, looking around in terror for the +source of the sound. “Your efforts are futile. You +cannot fight me. I do not want to kill you. I have great +respect for the teachers of Hogwarts. I do not want to +spill magical blood.” + +There was silence in the Hall now, the kind of silence +that presses against the eardrums, that seems too +huge to be contained by walls. + +“Give me Harry Potter,” said Voldemort’s voice, “and +none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter, and I +shall leave the school untouched. Give me Harry +Potter, and you will be rewarded. + +“You have until midnight.” + +The silence swallowed them all again. Every head +turned, every eye in the place seemed to have found +Harry, to hold him frozen in the glare of thousands of +invisible beams. Then a figure rose from the Slytherin +table and he recognized Pansy Parkinson as she +raised a shaking arm and screamed, “But he’s there! +Potter’s there\ Someone grab him!” + +Before Harry could speak, there was a massive +movement. The Gryffindors in front of him had risen +and stood facing, not Harry, but the Slytherins. Then +the Hufflepuffs stood, and almost at the same +moment, the Ravenclaws, all of them with their backs +to Harry, all of them looking toward Pansy instead, +and Harry, awestruck and overwhelmed, saw wands +emerging everywhere, pulled from beneath cloaks and +from under sleeves. + +“Thank you, Miss Parkinson,” said Professor +McGonagall in a clipped voice. “You will leave the Hall + +Page | 689 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +first with Mr. Filch. If the rest of your House could +follow.” + +Harry heard the grinding of benches and then the +sound of the Slytherins trooping out on the other side +of the Hall. + +“Ravenclaws, follow on!” cried Professor McGonagall. + +Slowly the four tables emptied. The Slytherin table +was completely deserted, but a number of older +Ravenclaws remained seated while their fellows filed +out; even more Hufflepuffs stayed behind, and half of +Gryffindor remained in their seats, necessitating +Professor McGonagall’s descent from the teachers’ +platform to chivvy the underage on their way. + +“Absolutely not, Creevey, go! And you, Peakes!” + +Harry hurried over to the Weasleys, all sitting +together at the Gryffindor table. + +“Where are Ron and Hermione?” + +“Haven’t you found — ?” began Mr. Weasley, looking +worried. + +But he broke off as Kingsley had stepped forward on +the raised platform to address those who had +remained behind. + +“We’ve only got half an hour until midnight, so we +need to act fast! A battle plan has been agreed +between the teachers of Hogwarts and the Order of +the Phoenix. Professors Flitwick, Sprout, and +McGonagall are going to take groups of fighters up to +the three highest towers — Ravenclaw, Astronomy, +and Gryffindor — where they’ll have a good overview, +excellent positions from which to work spells. + +Page | 690 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Meanwhile Remus” — he indicated Lupin — “Arthur” +— he pointed toward Mr. Weasley, sitting at the +Gryffindor table — “and I will take groups into the +grounds. We’ll need somebody to organize defense of +the entrances of the passageways into the school — ” + +“Sounds like a job for us,” called Fred, indicating +himself and George, and Kingsley nodded his +approval. + +“All right, leaders up here and we’ll divide up the +troops!” + +“Potter,” said Professor McGonagall, hurrying up to +him, as students flooded the platform, jostling for +position, receiving instructions, “ Aren’t you supposed +to be looking for something?” + +“What? Oh,” said Harry, “oh yeah!” + +He had almost forgotten about the Horcrux, almost +forgotten that the battle was being fought so that he +could search for it: The inexplicable absence of Ron +and Hermione had momentarily driven every other +thought from his mind. + +“Then go, Potter, go!” + +“Right — yeah — ” + +He sensed eyes following him as he ran out of the +Great Hall again, into the entrance hall still crowded +with evacuating students. He allowed himself to be +swept up the marble staircase with them, but at the +top he hurried off along a deserted corridor. Fear and +panic were clouding his thought processes. He tried +to calm himself, to concentrate on finding the +Horcrux, but his thoughts buzzed as frantically and +fruitlessly as wasps trapped beneath a glass. Without +Page | 691 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ron and Hermione to help him he could not seem to +marshal his ideas. He slowed down, coming to a halt +halfway along an empty passage, where he sat down +upon the plinth of a departed statue and pulled the +Marauder’s Map out of the pouch around his neck. + +He could not see Ron’s or Hermione’s names +anywhere on it, though the density of the crowd of +dots now making its way to the Room of Requirement +might, he thought, be concealing them. He put the +map away, pressed his hands over his face, and +closed his eyes, trying to concentrate. ... + +Voldemort thought I’d go to Ravenclaw Tower. + +There it was: a solid fact, the place to start. Voldemort +had stationed Alecto Carrow in the Ravenclaw +common room, and there could only be one +explanation: Voldemort feared that Harry already +knew his Horcrux was connected to that House. + +But the only object anyone seemed to associate with +Ravenclaw was the lost diadem . . . and how could the +Horcrux be the diadem? How was it possible that +Voldemort, the Slytherin, had found the diadem that +had eluded generations of Ravenclaws? Who could +have told him where to look, when nobody had seen +the diadem in living memory? + +In living memory ... + +Beneath his fingers, Harry’s eyes flew open again. He +leapt up from the plinth and tore back the way he had +come, now in pursuit of his one last hope. The sound +of hundreds of people marching toward the Room of +Requirement grew louder and louder as he returned +to the marble stairs. Prefects were shouting +instructions, trying to keep track of the students in +their own Houses; there was much pushing and +shoving; Harry saw Zacharias Smith bowling over +Page | 692 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +first-years to get to the front of the queue; here and +there younger students were in tears, while older ones +called desperately for friends or siblings. ... + +Harry caught sight of a pearly white figure drifting +across the entrance hall below and yelled as loudly as +he could over the clamor. + +“Nick! NICK! I need to talk to you!” + +He forced his way back through the tide of students, +finally reaching the bottom of the stairs, where Nearly +Headless Nick, ghost of Gryffindor Tower, stood +waiting for him. + +“Harry! My dear boy!” + +Nick made to grasp Harry’s hands with both of his +own: Harry’s felt as though they had been thrust into +icy water. + +“Nick, you’ve got to help me. Who’s the ghost of +Ravenclaw Tower?” + +Nearly Headless Nick looked surprised and a little +offended. + +“The Gray Lady, of course; but if it is ghostly services +you require — ?” + +“It’s got to be her — d’you know where she is?” + +“Let’s see. ...” + +Nick’s head wobbled a little on his ruff as he turned +hither and thither, peering over the heads of the +swarming students. + + + +Page | 693 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That’s her over there, Harry, the young woman with +the long hair.” + +Harry looked in the direction of Nick’s transparent, +pointing finger and saw a tall ghost who caught sight +of Harry looking at her, raised her eyebrows, and +drifted away through a solid wall. + +Harry ran after her. Once through the door of the +corridor into which she had disappeared, he saw her +at the very end of the passage, still gliding smoothly +away from him. + +“Hey — wait — come back!” + +She consented to pause, floating a few inches from +the ground. Harry supposed that she was beautiful, +with her waist-length hair and floor-length cloak, but +she also looked haughty and proud. Close to, he +recognized her as a ghost he had passed several times +in the corridor, but to whom he had never spoken. + +“You’re the Gray Lady?” + +She nodded but did not speak. + +“The ghost of Ravenclaw Tower?” + +“That is correct.” + +Her tone was not encouraging. + +“Please: I need some help. I need to know anything +you can tell me about the lost diadem.” + +A cold smile curved her lips. + +“I am afraid,” she said, turning to leave, “that I cannot +help you.” + +Page | 694 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“WAIT!” + + + +He had not meant to shout, but anger and panic were +threatening to overwhelm him. He glanced at his +watch as she hovered in front of him: It was a quarter +to midnight. + +“This is urgent,” he said fiercely. “If that diadem’s at +Hogwarts, I’ve got to find it, fast.” + +“You are hardly the first student to covet the diadem,” +she said disdainfully. “Generations of students have +badgered me — ” + +“This isn’t about trying to get better marks!” Harry +shouted at her. “It’s about Voldemort — defeating +Voldemort — or aren’t you interested in that?” + +She could not blush, but her transparent cheeks +became more opaque, and her voice was heated as +she replied, “Of course I — how dare you suggest — ?” + +“Well, help me, then!” + +Her composure was slipping. + +“It — it is not a question of — ” she stammered. “My +mother’s diadem — ” + +“Your mother’s?” + +She looked angry with herself. + +“When I lived,” she said stiffly, “I was Helena +Ravenclaw.” + +“You’re her daughter? But then, you must know what +happened to it!��� + + + +Page | 695 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“While the diadem bestows wisdom,” she said with an +obvious effort to pull herself together, “I doubt that it +would greatly increase your chances of defeating the +wizard who calls himself Lord — ” + +“Haven’t I just told you, I’m not interested in wearing +it!” Harry said fiercely. “There’s no time to explain — +but if you care about Hogwarts, if you want to see +Voldemort finished, you’ve got to tell me anything you +know about the diadem!” + +She remained quite still, floating in midair, staring +down at him, and a sense of hopelessness engulfed +Harry. Of course, if she had known anything, she +would have told Flitwick or Dumbledore, who had +surely asked her the same question. He had shaken +his head and made to turn away when she spoke in a +low voice. + +“I stole the diadem from my mother.” + +“You — you did what?” + +“ I stole the diadem,” repeated Helena Ravenclaw in a +whisper. “I sought to make myself cleverer, more +important than my mother. I ran away with it.” + +He did not know how he had managed to gain her +confidence, and did not ask; he simply listened, hard, +as she went on: + +“My mother, they say, never admitted that the diadem +was gone, but pretended that she had it still. She +concealed her loss, my dreadful betrayal, even from +the other founders of Hogwarts. + +“Then my mother fell ill — fatally ill. In spite of my +perfidy, she was desperate to see me one more time. +She sent a man who had long loved me, though I + +Page | 696 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +spurned his advances, to find me. She knew that he +would not rest until he had done so.” + + + +Harry waited. She drew a deep breath and threw back +her head. + +“He tracked me to the forest where I was hiding. + +When I refused to return with him, he became violent. +The Baron was always a hot-tempered man. Furious +at my refusal, jealous of my freedom, he stabbed me.” + +“The Baron? You mean — ?” + +“The Bloody Baron, yes,” said the Gray Lady, and she +lifted aside the cloak she wore to reveal a single dark +wound in her white chest. “When he saw what he had +done, he was overcome with remorse. He took the +weapon that had claimed my life, and used it to kill +himself. All these centuries later, he wears his chains +as an act of penitence ... as he should,” she added +bitterly. + +“And . . . and the diadem?” + +“It remained where I had hidden it when I heard the +Baron blundering through the forest toward me. +Concealed inside a hollow tree. + +“A hollow tree?” repeated Harry. “What tree? Where +was this?” + +“A forest in Albania. A lonely place I thought was far +beyond my mother’s reach.” + +“Albania,” repeated Harry. Sense was emerging +miraculously from confusion, and now he understood +why she was telling him what she had denied +Dumbledore and Flitwick. “You’ve already told +someone this story, haven’t you? Another student?” +Page | 697 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She closed her eyes and nodded. + + + +“I had ... no idea. . . . He was . . . flattering. He seemed +to ... to understand ... to sympathize. ...” + +Yes, Harry thought, Tom Riddle would certainly have +understood Helena Ravenclaw’s desire to possess +fabulous objects to which she had little right. + +“Well, you weren’t the first person Riddle wormed +things out of,” Harry muttered. “He could be +charming when he wanted. ...” + +So Voldemort had managed to wheedle the location of +the lost diadem out of the Gray Lady. He had traveled +to that far-flung forest and retrieved the diadem from +its hiding place, perhaps as soon as he left Hogwarts, +before he even started work at Borgin and Burkes. + +And wouldn’t those secluded Albanian woods have +seemed an excellent refuge when, so much later, +Voldemort had needed a place to lie low, undisturbed, +for ten long years? + +But the diadem, once it became his precious Horcrux, +had not been left in that lowly tree. ... No, the diadem +had been returned secretly to its true home, and +Voldemort must have put it there — + +“ — the night he asked for a job!” said Harry, finishing +his thought. + +“I beg your pardon?” + +“He hid the diadem in the castle, the night he asked +Dumbledore to let him teach!” said Harry. Saying it +out loud enabled him to make sense of it all. “He +must’ve hidden the diadem on his way up to, or down +from, Dumbledore ’s office! But it was still worth trying +Page | 698 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to get the job — then he might’ve got the chance to +nick Gryffindor’s sword as well — thank you, thanks!” + + + +Harry left her floating there, looking utterly +bewildered. As he rounded the corner back into the +entrance hall, he checked his watch. It was five +minutes until midnight, and though he now knew +what the last Horcrux was, he was no closer to +discovering where it was. ... + +Generations of students had failed to find the diadem; +that suggested that it was not in Ravenclaw Tower — +but if not there, where? What hiding place had Tom +Riddle discovered inside Hogwarts Castle, that he +believed would remain secret forever? + +Lost in desperate speculation, Harry turned a corner, +but he had taken only a few steps down the new +corridor when the window to his left broke open with +a deafening, shattering crash. As he leapt aside, a +gigantic body flew in through the window and hit the +opposite wall. Something large and furry detached +itself, whimpering, from the new arrival and flung +itself at Harry. + +“Hagrid!” Harry bellowed, fighting off Fang the +boarhound’s attentions as the enormous bearded +figure clambered to his feet. “What the — ?” + +“Harry, yer here! Yer here\” + +Hagrid stooped down, bestowed upon Harry a cursory +and rib-cracking hug, then ran back to the shattered +window. + +“Good boy, Grawpy!” he bellowed through the hole in +the window. “I’ll see yer in a moment, there’s a good +lad!” + +Page | 699 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Beyond Hagrid, out in the dark night, Harry saw +bursts of light in the distance and heard a weird, +keening scream. He looked down at his watch: It was +midnight. The battle had begun. + +“Blimey, Harry,” panted Hagrid, “this is it, eh? Time +ter fight?” + +“Hagrid, where have you come from?” + +“Heard You-Know-Who from up in our cave,” said +Hagrid grimly. “Voice carried, didn’ it? Yeh got till +midnight ter gimme Potter.’ Knew yeh mus’ be here, +knew what mus’ be happenin’. Get down, Fang. So we +come ter join in, me an’ Grawpy an’ Fang. Smashed +our way through the boundary by the forest, Grawpy +was carryin’ us, Fang an’ me. Told him ter let me +down at the castle, so he shoved me through the +window, bless him. Not exac’ly what I meant, bu’ — +where’s Ron an’ Hermione?” + +“That,” said Harry, “is a really good question. Come +on.” + +They hurried together along the corridor, Fang +lolloping beside them. Harry could hear movement +through the corridors all around: running footsteps, +shouts; through the windows, he could see more +flashes of light in the dark grounds. + +“Where’re we goin’?” puffed Hagrid, pounding along at +Harry’s heels, making the floorboards quake. + +“I dunno exactly,” said Harry, making another +random turn, “but Ron and Hermione must be +around here somewhere. ...” + +The first casualties of the battle were already strewn +across the passage ahead: The two stone gargoyles + +Page | 700 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that usually guarded the entrance to the staffroom +had been smashed apart by a jinx that had sailed +through another broken window. Their remains +stirred feebly on the floor, and as Harry leapt over one +of their disembodied heads, it moaned faintly, “Oh, +don’t mind me ... I’ll just lie here and crumble. ...” + +Its ugly stone face made Harry think suddenly of the +marble bust of Rowena Ravenclaw at Xenophilius’s +house, wearing that mad headdress — and then of +the statue in Ravenclaw Tower, with the stone diadem +upon her white curls. ... + +And as he reached the end of the passage, the +memory of a third stone effigy came back to him: that +of an ugly old warlock, onto whose head Harry +himself had placed a wig and a battered old tiara. The +shock shot through Harry with the heat of firewhisky, +and he nearly stumbled. + +He knew, at last, where the Horcrux sat waiting for +him. ... + +Tom Riddle, who confided in no one and operated +alone, might have been arrogant enough to assume +that he, and only he, had penetrated the deepest +mysteries of Hogwarts Castle. Of course, Dumbledore +and Flitwick, those model pupils, had never set foot in +that particular place, but he, Harry, had strayed off +the beaten track in his time at school — here at last +was a secret he and Voldemort knew, that +Dumbledore had never discovered — + +He was roused by Professor Sprout, who was +thundering past followed by Neville and half a dozen +others, all of them wearing earmuffs and carrying +what appeared to be large potted plants. + + + +Page | 701 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Mandrakes!” Neville bellowed at Harry over his +shoulder as he ran. “Going to lob them over the walls +— they won’t like this!” + +Harry knew now where to go: He sped off, with Hagrid +and Fang galloping behind him. They passed portrait +after portrait, and the painted figures raced alongside +them, wizards and witches in ruffs and breeches, in +armor and cloaks, cramming themselves into each +others’ canvases, screaming news from other parts of +the castle. As they reached the end of this corridor, +the whole castle shook, and Harry knew, as a gigantic +vase blew off its plinth with explosive force, that it +was in the grip of enchantments more sinister than +those of the teachers and the Order. + +“It’s all righ’, Fang — it’s all righ’!” yelled Hagrid, but +the great boarhound had taken flight as slivers of +china flew like shrapnel through the air, and Hagrid +pounded off after the terrified dog, leaving Harry +alone. + +He forged on through the trembling passages, his +wand at the ready, and for the length of one corridor +the little painted knight, Sir Cadogan, rushed from +painting to painting beside him, clanking along in his +armor, screaming encouragement, his fat little pony +cantering behind him. + +“Braggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive +them out, Harry Potter, see them off!” + +Harry hurtled around a corner and found Fred and a +small knot of students, including Lee Jordan and +Hannah Abbott, standing beside another empty +plinth, whose statue had concealed a secret +passageway. Their wands were drawn and they were +listening at the concealed hole. + + + +Page | 702 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Nice night for it!” Fred shouted as the castle quaked +again, and Harry sprinted by, elated and terrified in +equal measure. Along yet another corridor he dashed, +and then there were owls everywhere, and Mrs. Norris +was hissing and trying to bat them with her paws, no +doubt to return them to their proper place. ... + +“Potter!” + +Aberforth Dumbledore stood blocking the corridor +ahead, his wand held ready. + +“I’ve had hundreds of kids thundering through my +pub, Potter!” + +“I know, we’re evacuating,” Harry said, “Voldemort’s + + + +“ — attacking because they haven’t handed you over, +yeah,” said Aberforth, “I’m not deaf, the whole of +Hogsmeade heard him. And it never occurred to any +of you to keep a few Slytherins hostage? There are +kids of Death Eaters you’ve just sent to safety. +Wouldn’t it have been a bit smarter to keep ’em here?” + +“It wouldn’t stop Voldemort,” said Harry, “and your +brother would never have done it.” + +Aberforth grunted and tore away in the opposite +direction. + +Your brother would never have done it. ... Well, it was +the truth, Harry thought as he ran on again; +Dumbledore, who had defended Snape for so long, +would never have held students ransom. ... + +And then he skidded around a final corner and with a +yell of mingled relief and fury he saw them: Ron and +Hermione, both with their arms full of large, curved, + +Page | 703 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dirty yellow objects, Ron with a broomstick under his +arm. + +“Where the hell have you been?” Harry shouted. + +“Chamber of Secrets,” said Ron. + +“Chamber — what?” said Harry, coming to an +unsteady halt before them. + +“It was Ron, all Ron’s idea!” said Hermione +breathlessly. “Wasn’t it absolutely brilliant? There we +were, after you left, and I said to Ron, even if we find +the other one, how are we going to get rid of it? We +still hadn’t got rid of the cup! And then he thought of +it! The basilisk!” + +“What the — ?” + +“Something to get rid of Horcruxes,” said Ron simply. + +Harry’s eyes dropped to the objects clutched in Ron +and Hermione’s arms: great curved fangs, torn, he +now realized, from the skull of a dead basilisk. + +“But how did you get in there?” he asked, staring +from the fangs to Ron. “You need to speak +Parseltongue!” + +“He did!” whispered Hermione. “Show him, Ron!” + +Ron made a horrible strangled hissing noise. + +“It’s what you did to open the locket,” he told Harry +apologetically. “I had to have a few goes to get it right, +but,” he shrugged modestly, “we got there in the end.” + +“He was amazing.” said Hermione. “Amazing!” + + + +Page | 704 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“So ...” Harry was struggling to keep up. “So ...” + + + +“So we’re another Horcrux down,” said Ron, and from +under his jacket he pulled the mangled remains of +Hufflepuff’s cup. “Hermione stabbed it. Thought she +should. She hasn’t had the pleasure yet.” + +“Genius!” yelled Harry. + +“It was nothing,” said Ron, though he looked +delighted with himself. “So what’s new with you?” + +As he said it, there was an explosion from overhead: +All three of them looked up as dust fell from the +ceiling and they heard a distant scream. + +“I know what the diadem looks like, and I know where +it is,” said Harry, talking fast. “He hid it exactly where +I hid my old Potions book, where everyone’s been +hiding stuff for centuries. He thought he was the only +one to find it. Come on.” + +As the walls trembled again, he led the other two back +through the concealed entrance and down the +staircase into the Room of Requirement. It was empty +except for three women: Ginny, Tonks, and an elderly +witch wearing a moth-eaten hat, whom Harry +recognized immediately as Neville’s grandmother. + +“Ah, Potter,” she said crisply as if she had been +waiting for him. “You can tell us what’s going on.” + +“Is everyone okay?” said Ginny and Tonks together. + +“ ’S far as we know,” said Harry. “Are there still people +in the passage to the Hog’s Head?” + +He knew that the room would not be able to +transform while there were still users inside it. + +Page | 705 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I was the last to come through,” said Mrs. +Longbottom. “I sealed it, I think it unwise to leave it +open now Aberforth has left his pub. Have you seen +my grandson?” + +“He’s fighting,” said Harry. + +“Naturally,” said the old lady proudly. “Excuse me, I +must go and assist him.” + +With surprising speed she trotted off toward the stone +steps. + +Harry looked at Tonks. + +“I thought you were supposed to be with Teddy at +your mother’s?” + +“I couldn’t stand not knowing — ” Tonks looked +anguished. “She’ll look after him — have you seen +Remus?” + +“He was planning to lead a group of fighters into the +grounds — ” + +Without another word, Tonks sped off. + +“Ginny,” said Harry, “I’m sorry, but we need you to +leave too. Just for a bit. Then you can come back in.” + +Ginny looked simply delighted to leave her sanctuary. + +“And then you can come back in!” he shouted after +her as she ran up the steps after Tonks. “ You’ve got to +come back ini” + +“Hang on a moment!” said Ron sharply. “We’ve +forgotten someone!” + + + +Page | 706 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Who?” asked Hermione. + + + +“The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, +won’t they?” + +“You mean we ought to get them fighting?” asked +Harry. + +“No,” said Ron seriously, “I mean we should tell them +to get out. We don’t want any more Dobbies, do we? +We can’t order them to die for us — ” + +There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out +of Hermione ’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them +around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. +Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was +holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he +lifted Hermione off her feet. + +“Is this the moment?” Harry asked weakly, and when +nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione +gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on +the spot, he raised his voice. “01! There’s a war going +on here!” + +Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still +around each other. + +“I know, mate,” said Ron, who looked as though he +had recently been hit on the back of the head with a +Bludger, “so it’s now or never, isn’t it?” + +“Never mind that, what about the Horcrux?” Harry +shouted. “D’you think you could just — just hold it in +until we’ve got the diadem?” + +“Yeah — right — sorry — ” said Ron, and he and +Hermione set about gathering up fangs, both pink in +the face. + +Page | 707 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It was clear, as the three of them stepped back into +the corridor upstairs, that in the minutes that they +had spent in the Room of Requirement the situation +within the castle had deteriorated severely: The walls +and ceiling were shaking worse than ever; dust filled +the air, and through the nearest window, Harry saw +bursts of green and red light so close to the foot of the +castle that he knew the Death Eaters must be very +near to entering the place. Looking down, Harry saw +Grawp the giant meandering past, swinging what +looked like a stone gargoyle torn from the roof and +roaring his displeasure. + +“Let’s hope he steps on some of them!” said Ron as +more screams echoed from close by. + +“As long as it’s not any of our lot!” said a voice: Harry +turned and saw Ginny and Tonks, both with their +wands drawn at the next window, which was missing +several panes. Even as he watched, Ginny sent a well- +aimed jinx into a crowd of fighters below. + +“Good girl!” roared a figure running through the dust +toward them, and Harry saw Aberforth again, his gray +hair flying as he led a small group of students past. +“They look like they might be breaching the north +battlements, they’ve brought giants of their own!” + +“Have you seen Remus?” Tonks called after him. + +“He was dueling Dolohov,” shouted Aberforth, + +“haven’t seen him since! + +“Tonks,” said Ginny, “Tonks, I’m sure he’s okay — ” +But Tonks had run off into the dust after Aberforth. +Ginny turned, helpless, to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. + + + +Page | 708 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“They’ll be all right,” said Harry, though he knew they +were empty words. “Ginny, we’ll be back in a moment, +just keep out of the way, keep safe — come on!” he +said to Ron and Hermione, and they ran back to the +stretch of wall beyond which the Room of +Requirement was waiting to do the bidding of the next +entrant. + +I need the place where everything is hidden, Harry +begged of it inside his head, and the door materialized +on their third run past. + +The furor of the battle died the moment they crossed +the threshold and closed the door behind them: All +was silent. They were in a place the size of a cathedral +with the appearance of a city, its towering walls built +of objects hidden by thousands of long-gone students. + +“And he never realized anyone could get in?” said +Ron, his voice echoing in the silence. + +“He thought he was the only one,” said Harry. “Too +bad for him I’ve had to hide stuff in my time ... this +way,” he added, “I think it’s down here. ...” + +He passed the stuffed troll and the Vanishing Cabinet +Draco Malfoy had mended last year with such +disastrous consequences, then hesitated, looking up +and down aisles of junk; he could not remember +where to go next. ... + +“ Accio Diadem).” cried Hermione in desperation, but +nothing flew through the air toward them. It seemed +that, like the vault at Gringotts, the room would not +yield its hidden objects that easily. + +“Let’s split up,” Harry told the other two. “Look for a +stone bust of an old man wearing a wig and a tiara! + + + +Page | 709 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +It’s standing on a cupboard and it’s definitely +somewhere near here. ...” + + + +They sped off up adjacent aisles; Harry could hear the +others’ footsteps echoing through the towering piles of +junk, of bottles, hats, crates, chairs, books, weapons, +broomsticks, bats. ... + +“Somewhere near here,” Harry muttered to himself. +“Somewhere ... somewhere ...” + +Deeper and deeper into the labyrinth he went, looking +for objects he recognized from his one previous trip +into the room. His breath was loud in his ears, and +then his very soul seemed to shiver: There it was, +right ahead, the blistered old cupboard in which he +had hidden his old Potions book, and on top of it, the +pockmarked stone warlock wearing a dusty old wig +and what looked like an ancient, discolored tiara. + +He had already stretched out his hand, though he +remained ten feet away, when a voice behind him +said, “Hold it, Potter.” + +He skidded to a halt and turned around. Crabbe and +Goyle were standing behind him, shoulder to +shoulder, wands pointing right at Harry. Through the +small space between their leering faces he saw Draco +Malfoy. + +“That’s my wand you’re holding, Potter,” said Malfoy, +pointing his own through the gap between Crabbe +and Goyle. + +“Not anymore,” panted Harry, tightening his grip on +the hawthorn wand. “Winners, keepers, Malfoy. Who’s +lent you theirs?” + +“My mother,” said Draco. + +Page | 710 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry laughed, though there was nothing very +humorous about the situation. He could not hear Ron +or Hermione anymore. They seemed to have run out +of earshot, searching for the diadem. + +“So how come you three aren’t with Voldemort?” +asked Harry. + +“We’re gonna be rewarded,” said Crabbe: His voice +was surprisingly soft for such an enormous person; +Harry had hardly ever heard him speak before. + +Crabbe was smiling like a small child promised a +large bag of sweets. “We ’ung back, Potter. We decided +not to go. Decided to bring you to ’im.” + +“Good plan,” said Harry in mock admiration. He could +not believe that he was this close, and was going to be +thwarted by Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. He began +edging slowly backward toward the place where the +Horcrux sat lopsided upon the bust. If he could just +get his hands on it before the fight broke out . . . + +“So how did you get in here?” he asked, trying to +distract them. + +“I virtually lived in the Room of Hidden Things all last +year,” said Malfoy, his voice brittle. “I know how to get +in.” + + + +“We was hiding in the corridor outside,” grunted +Goyle. “We can do Diss-lusion Charms now! And +then,” his face split into a gormless grin, “you turned +up right in front of us and said you was looking for a +die-dum! What’s a die-dum?” + +“Harry?” Ron’s voice echoed suddenly from the other +side of the wall to Harry’s right. “Are you talking to +someone?” + + + +Page | 711 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +With a whiplike movement, Crabbe pointed his wand +at the fifty-foot mountain of old furniture, of broken +trunks, of old books and robes and unidentifiable +junk, and shouted, “DescendoV’ + +The wall began to totter, then the top third crumbled +into the aisle next door where Ron stood. + +“Ron!” Harry bellowed, as somewhere out of sight +Hermione screamed, and Harry heard innumerable +objects crashing to the floor on the other side of the +destabilized wall: He pointed his wand at the rampart, +cried, “Finite!” and it steadied. + +“No!” shouted Malfoy, staying Crabbe’s arm as the +latter made to repeat his spell. “If you wreck the room +you might bury this diadem thing!” + +“What’s that matter?” said Crabbe, tugging himself +free. “It’s Potter the Dark Lord wants, who cares +about a die-dum?” + +“Potter came in here to get it,” said Malfoy with ill- +disguised impatience at the slow-wittedness of his +colleagues, “so that must mean — ” + +“ ‘Must mean?” Crabbe turned on Malfoy with +undisguised ferocity. “Who cares what you think? I +don’t take your orders no more, Draco. You an’ your +dad are finished.” + +“Harry?” shouted Ron again, from the other side of +the junk wall. “What’s going on?” + +“Harry?” mimicked Crabbe. “What’s going — no, + +Potter! Cruciol” + +Harry had lunged for the tiara; Crabbe’s curse missed +him but hit the stone bust, which flew into the air; + +Page | 712 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the diadem soared upward and then dropped out of +sight in the mass of objects on which the bust had +rested. + +“STOP!” Malfoy shouted at Crabbe, his voice echoing +through the enormous room. “The Dark Lord wants +him alive — ” + +“So? I’m not killing him, am I?” yelled Crabbe, +throwing off Malfoy’s restraining arm. “But if I can, I +will, the Dark Lord wants him dead anyway, what’s +thediff— ?” + +A jet of scarlet light shot past Harry by inches: +Hermione had run around the corner behind him and +sent a Stunning Spell straight at Crabbe ’s head. It +only missed because Malfoy pulled him out of the +way. + +“It’s that Mudblood! Avada Kedavral” + +Harry saw Hermione dive aside, and his fury that +Crabbe had aimed to kill wiped all else from his mind. +He shot a Stunning Spell at Crabbe, who lurched out +of the way, knocking Malfoy’s wand out of his hand; it +rolled out of sight beneath a mountain of broken +furniture and boxes. + +“Don’t kill him! DONT KILL HIM!” Malfoy yelled at +Crabbe and Goyle, who were both aiming at Harry: +Their split second’s hesitation was all Harry needed. + +“ Expelliarmusl” + +Goyle ’s wand flew out of his hand and disappeared +into the bulwark of objects beside him; Goyle leapt +foolishly on the spot, trying to retrieve it; Malfoy +jumped out of range of Hermione ’s second Stunning +Spell, and Ron, appearing suddenly at the end of the +Page | 713 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +aisle, shot a full Body-Bind Curse at Crabbe, which +narrowly missed. + +Crabbe wheeled around and screamed, “Avada +KedavraY’ again. Ron leapt out of sight to avoid the jet +of green light. The wandless Malfoy cowered behind a +three-legged wardrobe as Hermione charged toward +them, hitting Goyle with a Stunning Spell as she +came. + +“It’s somewhere here!” Harry yelled at her, pointing at +the pile of junk into which the old tiara had fallen. +“Look for it while I go and help R — ” + +“HARRY!” she screamed. + +A roaring, billowing noise behind him gave him a +moment’s warning. He turned and saw both Ron and +Crabbe running as hard as they could up the aisle +toward them. + +“Like it hot, scum?” roared Crabbe as he ran. + +But he seemed to have no control over what he had +done. Flames of abnormal size were pursuing them, +licking up the sides of the junk bulwarks, which were +crumbling to soot at their touch. + +“Aguamenti\” Harry bawled, but the jet of water that +soared from the tip of his wand evaporated in the air. + +“RUN!” + +Malfoy grabbed the Stunned Goyle and dragged him +along; Crabbe outstripped all of them, now looking +terrified; Harry, Ron, and Hermione pelted along in +his wake, and the fire pursued them. It was not +normal fire; Crabbe had used a curse of which Harry +had no knowledge: As they turned a corner the flames +Page | 714 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +chased them as though they were alive, sentient, +intent upon killing them. Now the fire was mutating, +forming a gigantic pack of fiery beasts: Flaming +serpents, chimaeras, and dragons rose and fell and +rose again, and the detritus of centuries on which +they were feeding was thrown up in the air into their +fanged mouths, tossed high on clawed feet, before +being consumed by the inferno. + +Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle had vanished from view: +Harry, Ron, and Hermione stopped dead; the fiery +monsters were circling them, drawing closer and +closer, claws and horns and tails lashed, and the heat +was solid as a wall around them. + +“What can we do?” Hermione screamed over the +deafening roars of the fire. “What can we do?” + +“Here!” + +Harry seized a pair of heavy-looking broomsticks from +the nearest pile of junk and threw one to Ron, who +pulled Hermione onto it behind him. Harry swung his +leg over the second broom and, with hard kicks to the +ground, they soared up into the air, missing by feet +the horned beak of a flaming raptor that snapped its +jaws at them. The smoke and heat were becoming +overwhelming: Below them the cursed fire was +consuming the contraband of generations of hunted +students, the guilty outcomes of a thousand banned +experiments, the secrets of the countless souls who +had sought refuge in the room. Harry could not see a +trace of Malfoy, Crabbe, or Goyle anywhere: He +swooped as low as he dared over the marauding +monsters of flame to try to find them, but there was +nothing but fire: What a terrible way to die. ... He had +never wanted this. ... + + + +Page | 715 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry, let’s get out, let’s get out!” bellowed Ron, +though it was impossible to see where the door was +through the black smoke. + +And then Harry heard a thin, piteous human scream +from amidst the terrible commotion, the thunder of +devouring flame. + +“It’s — too — dangerous — !” Ron yelled, but Harry +wheeled in the air. His glasses giving his eyes some +small protection from the smoke, he raked the +firestorm below, seeking a sign of life, a limb or a face +that was not yet charred like wood. ... + +And he saw them: Malfoy with his arms around the +unconscious Goyle, the pair of them perched on a +fragile tower of charred desks, and Harry dived. + +Malfoy saw him coming and raised one arm, but even +as Harry grasped it he knew at once that it was no +good: Goyle was too heavy and Malfoy ’s hand, covered +in sweat, slid instantly out of Harry’s — + +“IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I’LL KILL YOU, HARRY!” +roared Ron’s voice, and, as a great flaming chimaera +bore down upon them, he and Hermione dragged +Goyle onto their broom and rose, rolling and pitching, +into the air once more as Malfoy clambered up behind +Harry. + +“The door, get to the door, the door!” screamed Malfoy +in Harry’s ear, and Harry sped up, following Ron, +Hermione, and Goyle through the billowing black +smoke, hardly able to breathe: and all around them +the last few objects unburned by the devouring flames +were flung into the air, as the creatures of the cursed +fire cast them high in celebration: cups and shields, a +sparkling necklace, and an old, discolored tiara — + + + +Page | 716 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ What are you doing, what are you doing, the door’s +that way\” screamed Malfoy, but Harry made a +hairpin swerve and dived. The diadem seemed to fall +in slow motion, turning and glittering as it dropped +toward the maw of a yawning serpent, and then he +had it, caught it around his wrist — + +Harry swerved again as the serpent lunged at him; he +soared upward and straight toward the place where, +he prayed, the door stood open: Ron, Hermione, and +Goyle had vanished; Malfoy was screaming and +holding Harry so tightly it hurt. Then, through the +smoke, Harry saw a rectangular patch on the wall +and steered the broom at it, and moments later clean +air filled his lungs and they collided with the wall in +the corridor beyond. + +Malfoy fell off the broom and lay facedown, gasping, +coughing, and retching. Harry rolled over and sat up: +The door to the Room of Requirement had vanished, +and Ron and Hermione sat panting on the floor beside +Goyle, who was still unconscious. + +“C-Crabbe,” choked Malfoy as soon as he could +speak. “C-Crabbe ...” + +“He’s dead,” said Ron harshly. + +There was silence, apart from panting and coughing. +Then a number of huge bangs shook the castle, and a +great cavalcade of transparent figures galloped past +on horses, their heads screaming with bloodlust +under their arms. Harry staggered to his feet when +the Headless Hunt had passed and looked around: + +The battle was still going on all around him. He could +hear more screams than those of the retreating +ghosts. Panic flared within him. + + + +Page | 717 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Where’s Ginny?” he said sharply. “She was here. She +was supposed to be going back into the Room of +Requirement.” + +“Blimey, d’you reckon it’ll still work after that fire?” +asked Ron, but he too got to his feet, rubbing his +chest and looking left and right. “Shall we split up +and look — ?” + +“No,” said Hermione, getting to her feet too. Malfoy +and Goyle remained slumped hopelessly on the +corridor floor; neither of them had wands. “Let’s stick +together. I say we go — Harry, what’s that on your +arm?” + +“What? Oh yeah — ” + +He pulled the diadem from his wrist and held it up. It +was still hot, blackened with soot, but as he looked at +it closely he was just able to make out the tiny words +etched upon it: WIT BEYOND MEASURE IS MAN’S +GREATEST TREASURE. + +A bloodlike substance, dark and tarry, seemed to be +leaking from the diadem. Suddenly Harry felt the +thing vibrate violently, then break apart in his hands, +and as it did so, he thought he heard the faintest, +most distant scream of pain, echoing not from the +grounds or the castle, but from the thing that had +just fragmented in his fingers. + +“It must have been Fiendfyre!” whimpered Hermione, +her eyes on the broken pieces. + +“Sorry?” + +“Fiendfyre — cursed fire — it’s one of the substances +that destroy Horcruxes, but I would never, ever have + + + +Page | 718 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +dared use it, it’s so dangerous — how did Crabbe +know how to — ?” + +“Must’ve learned from the Carrows,” said Harry +grimly. + +“Shame he wasn’t concentrating when they +mentioned how to stop it, really,” said Ron, whose +hair, like Hermione’s, was singed, and whose face was +blackened. “If he hadn’t tried to kill us all, I’d be quite +sorry he was dead.” + +“But don’t you realize?” whispered Hermione. “This +means, if we can just get the snake — ” + +But she broke off as yells and shouts and the +unmistakable noises of dueling filled the corridor. +Harry looked around and his heart seemed to fail: +Death Eaters had penetrated Hogwarts. Fred and +Percy had just backed into view, both of them dueling +masked and hooded men. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione ran forward to help: Jets of +light flew in every direction and the man dueling +Percy backed off, fast: Then his hood slipped and they +saw a high forehead and streaked hair — + +“Hello, Minister!” bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx +straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and +clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful +discomfort. “Did I mention I’m resigning?” + +“You’re joking, Perce!” shouted Fred as the Death +Eater he was battling collapsed under the weight of +three separate Stunning Spells. Thicknesse had fallen +to the ground with tiny spikes erupting all over him; +he seemed to be turning into some form of sea urchin. +Fred looked at Percy with glee. + + + +Page | 719 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You actually are joking, Perce. ... I don’t think I’ve +heard you joke since you were — ” + +The air exploded. They had been grouped together, +Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, and Percy, the two +Death Eaters at their feet, one Stunned, the other +Transfigured; and in that fragment of a moment, +when danger seemed temporarily at bay, the world +was rent apart. Harry felt himself flying through the +air, and all he could do was hold as tightly as possible +to that thin stick of wood that was his one and only +weapon, and shield his head in his arms: He heard +the screams and yells of his companions without a +hope of knowing what had happened to them — + +And then the world resolved itself into pain and +semidarkness: He was half buried in the wreckage of +a corridor that had been subjected to a terrible +attack. Cold air told him that the side of the castle +had been blown away, and hot stickiness on his +cheek told him that he was bleeding copiously. Then +he heard a terrible cry that pulled at his insides, that +expressed agony of a kind neither flame nor curse +could cause, and he stood up, swaying, more +frightened than he had been that day, more +frightened, perhaps, than he had been in his life. ... + +And Hermione was struggling to her feet in the +wreckage, and three redheaded men were grouped on +the ground where the wall had blasted apart. Harry +grabbed Hermione ’s hand as they staggered and +stumbled over stone and wood. + +“No — no — no!” someone was shouting. “No! Fred! +No!” + +And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was +kneeling beside them, and Fred’s eyes stared without + + + +Page | 720 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon +his face. + + + +Page | 721 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE ELDER WAND + +The world had ended, so why had the battle not +ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every +combatant laid down their arms? Harry’s mind was in +free fall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the +impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be +dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying — + +And then a body fell past the hole blown into the side +of the school, and curses flew in at them from the +darkness, hitting the wall behind their heads. + +“Get down!” Harry shouted, as more curses flew +through the night: He and Ron had both grabbed +Hermione and pulled her to the floor, but Percy lay +across Fred’s body, shielding it from further harm, +and when Harry shouted, “Percy, come on, we’ve got +to move!” he shook his head. + +“Percy!” Harry saw tear tracks streaking the grime +coating Ron’s face as he seized his elder brother’s +shoulders and pulled, but Percy would not budge. + + + +Page | 722 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Percy, you can’t do anything for him! We’re going to + + + +Hermione screamed, and Harry, turning, did not need +to ask why. A monstrous spider the size of a small car +was trying to climb through the huge hole in the wall: +One of Aragog’s descendants had joined the fight. + +Ron and Harry shouted together; their spells collided +and the monster was blown backward, its legs jerking +horribly, and vanished into the darkness. + +“It brought friends!” Harry called to the others, +glancing over the edge of the castle through the hole +in the wall the curses had blasted: More giant spiders +were climbing the side of the building, liberated from +the Forbidden Forest, into which the Death Eaters +must have penetrated. Harry fired Stunning Spells +down upon them, knocking the lead monster into its +fellows, so that they rolled back down the building +and out of sight. Then more curses came soaring over +Harry’s head, so close he felt the force of them blow +his hair. + +“Let’s move, NOW!” + +Pushing Hermione ahead of him with Ron, Harry +stooped to seize Fred’s body under the armpits. Percy, +realizing what Harry was trying to do, stopped +clinging to the body and helped; together, crouching +low to avoid the curses flying at them from the +grounds, they hauled Fred out of the way. + +“Here,” said Harry, and they placed him in a niche +where a suit of armor had stood earlier. He could not +bear to look at Fred a second longer than he had to, +and after making sure that the body was well hidden, +he took off after Ron and Hermione. Malfoy and Goyle +had vanished, but at the end of the corridor, which +Page | 723 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +was now full of dust and falling masonry, glass long +gone from the windows, he saw many people running +backward and forward, whether friends or foes he +could not tell. Rounding the corner, Percy let out a +bull-like roar: “ROOKWOOD!” and sprinted off in the +direction of a tall man, who was pursuing a couple of +students. + +“Harry, in here!” Hermione screamed. + +She had pulled Ron behind a tapestry: They seemed +to be wrestling together, and for one mad second +Harry thought that they were embracing again; then +he saw that Hermione was trying to restrain Ron, to +stop him running after Percy. + +“Listen to me — LISTEN, ROM” + +“I wanna help — I wanna kill Death Eaters — ” + +His face was contorted, smeared with dust and +smoke, and he was shaking with rage and grief. + +“Ron, we’re the only ones who can end it! Please — +Ron — we need the snake, we’ve got to kill the snake!” +said Hermione. + +But Harry knew how Ron felt: Pursuing another +Horcrux could not bring the satisfaction of revenge; +he too wanted to fight, to punish them, the people +who had killed Fred, and he wanted to find the other +Weasleys, and above all make sure, make quite sure, +that Ginny was not — but he could not permit that +idea to form in his mind — + +“We will fight!” Hermione said. “We’ll have to, to reach +the snake! But let’s not lose sight now of what we’re +supposed to be d-doing! We’re the only ones who can +end it!” + +Page | 724 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +She was crying too, and she wiped her face on her +torn and singed sleeve as she spoke, but she took +great heaving breaths to calm herself as, still keeping +a tight hold on Ron, she turned to Harry. + +“You need to find out where Voldemort is, because +hell have the snake with him, won’t he? Do it, Harry +— look inside him!” + +Why was it so easy? Because his scar had been +burning for hours, yearning to show him Voldemort’s +thoughts? He closed his eyes on her command, and at +once, the screams and the bangs and all the +discordant sounds of the battle were drowned until +they became distant, as though he stood far, far away +from them. ... + +He was standing in the middle of a desolate but +strangely familiar room, with peeling paper on the +walls and all the windows boarded except for one. The +sounds of the assault on the castle were muffled and +distant. The single unblocked window revealed +distant bursts of light where the castle stood, but +inside the room it was dark except for a solitary oil +lamp. + +He was rolling his wand between his fingers, watching +it, his thoughts on the room in the castle, the secret +room only he had ever found, the room, like the +Chamber, that you had to be clever and cunning and +inquisitive to discover. . . . He was confident that the +boy would not find the diadem . . . although +Dumbledore’s puppet had come much farther than he +had ever expected . . . too far. . . . + +“My Lord,” said a voice, desperate and cracked. He +turned: There was Lucius Malfoy sitting in the +darkest corner, ragged and still bearing the marks of +the punishment he had received after the boy’s last + +Page | 725 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +escape. One of his eyes remained closed and puffy. +“My Lord ... please ... my son ...” + +“If your son is dead, Lucius, it is not my fault. He did +not come and join me, like the rest of the Slytherins. +Perhaps he has decided to befriend Harry Potter?” + +“No — never,” whispered Malfoy. + +“You must hope not.” + +“Aren’t — aren’t you afraid, my Lord, that Potter +might die at another hand but yours?” asked Malfoy, +his voice shaking. “Wouldn’t it be ... forgive me ... +more prudent to call off this battle, enter the castle, +and seek him y-yourself?” + +“Do not pretend, Lucius. You wish the battle to cease +so that you can discover what has happened to your +son. And I do not need to seek Potter. Before the night +is out, Potter will have come to find me.” + +Voldemort dropped his gaze once more to the wand in +his fingers. It troubled him ... and those things that +troubled Lord Voldemort needed to be rearranged. ... + +“Go and fetch Snape.” + +“Snape, m-my Lord?” + +“Snape. Now. I need him. There is a — service — I +require from him. Go.” + +Frightened, stumbling a little through the gloom, +Lucius left the room. Voldemort continued to stand +there, twirling the wand between his fingers, staring +at it. + + + +Page | 726 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It is the only way, Nagini,” he whispered, and he +looked around, and there was the great thick snake, +now suspended in midair, twisting gracefully within +the enchanted, protected space he had made for her, +a starry, transparent sphere somewhere between +glittering cage and tank. + +With a gasp, Harry pulled back and opened his eyes; +at the same moment his ears were assaulted with the +screeches and cries, the smashes and bangs of battle. + +“He’s in the Shrieking Shack. The snake’s with him, +it’s got some sort of magical protection around it. He’s +just sent Lucius Malfoy to find Snape.” + +“Voldemort’s sitting in the Shrieking Shack?” said +Hermione, outraged. “He’s not — he’s not even +fighting?” + +“He doesn’t think he needs to fight,” said Harry. “He +thinks I’m going to go to him.” + +“But why?” + +“He knows I’m after Horcruxes — he’s keeping Nagini +close beside him — obviously I’m going to have to go +to him to get near the thing — ” + +“Right,” said Ron, squaring his shoulders. “So you +can’t go, that’s what he wants, what he’s expecting. +You stay here and look after Hermione, and I’ll go and +get it — ” + +Harry cut across Ron. + +“You two stay here, I’ll go under the Cloak and I’ll be +back as soon as I — ” + + + +Page | 727 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Hermione, “it makes much more sense if I +take the Cloak and — ” + +“Don’t even think about it,” Ron snarled at her. + +Before Hermione could get farther than “Ron, I’m just +as capable — ” the tapestry at the top of the staircase +on which they stood was ripped open. + +“POTTER!” + +Two masked Death Eaters stood there, but even +before their wands were fully raised, Hermione +shouted, “Glisseo\” + +The stairs beneath their feet flattened into a chute +and she, Harry, and Ron hurtled down it, unable to +control their speed but so fast that the Death Eaters’ +Stunning Spells flew far over their heads. They shot +through the concealing tapestry at the bottom and +spun onto the floor, hitting the opposite wall. + +“Duro\” cried Hermione, pointing her wand at the +tapestry, and there were two loud, sickening crunches +as the tapestry turned to stone and the Death Eaters +pursuing them crumpled against it. + +“Get back!” shouted Ron, and he, Harry, and +Hermione flattened themselves against a door as a +herd of galloping desks thundered past, shepherded +by a sprinting Professor McGonagall. She appeared +not to notice them: Her hair had come down and +there was a gash on her cheek. As she turned the +corner, they heard her scream, “CHARGE!” + +“Harry, you get the Cloak on,” said Hermione. “Never +mind us — ” + + + +Page | 728 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But he threw it over all three of them; large though +they were, he doubted anyone would see their +disembodied feet through the dust that clogged the +air, the falling stone, the shimmer of spells. + +They ran down the next staircase and found +themselves in a corridor full of duelers. The portraits +on either side of the fighters were crammed with +figures screaming advice and encouragement, while +Death Eaters, both masked and unmasked, dueled +students and teachers. Dean had won himself a +wand, for he was face-to-face with Dolohov, Parvati +with Travers. Harry, Ron, and Hermione raised their +wands at once, ready to strike, but the duelers were +weaving and darting around so much that there was a +strong likelihood of hurting one of their own side if +they cast curses. Even as they stood braced, looking +for the opportunity to act, there came a great +“Wheeeeeeeeeeee\” and, looking up, Harry saw Peeves +zooming over them, dropping Snargaluff pods down +onto the Death Eaters, whose heads were suddenly +engulfed in wriggling green tubers like fat worms. + +“Argh!” + +A fistful of tubers had hit the Cloak over Ron’s head; +the slimy green roots were suspended improbably in +midair as Ron tried to shake them loose. + +“Someone’s invisible there!” shouted a masked Death +Eater, pointing. + +Dean made the most of the Death Eater’s momentary +distraction, knocking him out with a Stunning Spell; +Dolohov attempted to retaliate and Parvati shot a +Body-Bind Curse at him. + +“LET’S GO!” Harry yelled, and he, Ron, and Hermione +gathered the Cloak tightly around themselves and + +Page | 729 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +pelted, heads down, through the midst of the fighters, +slipping a little in pools of Snargaluff juice, toward the +top of the marble staircase into the entrance hall. + +“I’m Draco Malfoy, I’m Draco, I’m on your side!” + +Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with +another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the +Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, +beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from +under the Cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the +Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. + +“And that’s the second time we’ve saved your life +tonight, you two-faced bastard!” Ron yelled. + +There were more duelers all over the stairs and in the +hall, Death Eaters everywhere Harry looked: Yaxley, +close to the front doors, in combat with Flitwick, a +masked Death Eater dueling Kingsley right beside +them. Students ran in every direction, some carrying +or dragging injured friends. Harry directed a Stunning +Spell toward the masked Death Eater; it missed but +nearly hit Neville, who had emerged from nowhere +brandishing armfuls of Venomous Tentacula, which +looped itself happily around the nearest Death Eater +and began reeling him in. + +Harry, Ron, and Hermione sped down the marble +staircase: Glass shattered to their left, and the +Slytherin hourglass that had recorded House points +spilled its emeralds everywhere, so that people slipped +and staggered as they ran. Two bodies fell from the +balcony overhead as they reached the ground, and a +gray blur that Harry took for an animal sped four- +legged across the hall to sink its teeth into one of the +fallen. + + + +Page | 730 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“NO!” shrieked Hermione, and with a deafening blast +from her wand, Fenrir Greyback was thrown +backward from the feebly stirring body of Lavender +Brown. He hit the marble banisters and struggled to +return to his feet. Then, with a bright white flash and +a crack, a crystal ball fell on top of his head, and he +crumpled to the ground and did not move. + +“I have more!” shrieked Professor Trelawney from over +the banisters. “More for any who want them! Here — ” + +And with a movement like a tennis serve, she heaved +another enormous crystal sphere from her bag, waved +her wand through the air, and caused the ball to +speed across the hall and smash through a window. +At the same moment, the heavy wooden front doors +burst open, and more of the gigantic spiders forced +their way into the entrance hall. + +Screams of terror rent the air: The fighters scattered, +Death Eaters and Hogwartians alike, and red and +green jets of light flew into the midst of the oncoming +monsters, which shuddered and reared, more +terrifying than ever. + +“How do we get out?” yelled Ron over all the +screaming, but before either Harry or Hermione could +answer they were bowled aside: Hagrid had come +thundering down the stairs, brandishing his flowery +pink umbrella. + +“Don’t hurt ’em, don’t hurt ’em!” he yelled. + +“HAGRID, NO!” + +Harry forgot everything else: He sprinted out from +under the Cloak, running bent double to avoid the +curses illuminating the whole hall. + + + +Page | 731 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“HAGRID, COME BACK!” + + + +But he was not even halfway to Hagrid when he saw it +happen: Hagrid vanished amongst the spiders, and +with a great scurrying, a foul swarming movement, +they retreated under the onslaught of spells, Hagrid +buried in their midst. + +“HAGRID!” + +Harry heard someone calling his own name, whether +friend or foe he did not care: He was sprinting down +the front steps into the dark grounds, and the spiders +were swarming away with their prey, and he could see +nothing of Hagrid at all. + +“HAGRID!” + +He thought he could make out an enormous arm +waving from the midst of the spider swarm, but as he +made to chase after them, his way was impeded by a +monumental foot, which swung down out of the +darkness and made the ground on which he stood +shudder. He looked up: A giant stood before him, +twenty feet high, its head hidden in shadow, nothing +but its treelike, hairy shins illuminated by light from +the castle doors. With one brutal, fluid movement, it +smashed a massive fist through an upper window, +and glass rained down upon Harry, forcing him back +under the shelter of the doorway. + +“Oh my — !” shrieked Hermione, as she and Ron +caught up with Harry and gazed upward at the giant +now trying to seize people through the window above. + +“DONT!” Ron yelled, grabbing Hermione’s hand as +she raised her wand. “Stun him and hell crush half +the castle — ” + +Page | 732 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“HAGGER?” + + + +Grawp came lurching around the corner of the castle; +only now did Harry realize that Grawp was, indeed, +an undersized giant. The gargantuan monster trying +to crush people on the upper floors looked around +and let out a roar. The stone steps trembled as he +stomped toward his smaller kin, and Grawp ’s +lopsided mouth fell open, showing yellow, half-brick- +sized teeth; and then they launched themselves at +each other with the savagery of lions. + +“RUN!” Harry roared; the night was full of hideous +yells and blows as the giants wrestled, and he seized +Hermione’s hand and tore down the steps into the +grounds, Ron bringing up the rear. Harry had not lost +hope of finding and saving Hagrid; he ran so fast that +they were halfway toward the forest before they were +brought up short again. + +The air around them had frozen: Harry’s breath +caught and solidified in his chest. Shapes moved out +in the darkness, swirling figures of concentrated +blackness, moving in a great wave toward the castle, +their faces hooded and their breath rattling. . . . + +Ron and Hermione closed in beside him as the +sounds of fighting behind them grew suddenly muted, +deadened, because a silence only dementors could +bring was falling thickly through the night, and Fred +was gone, and Hagrid was surely dying or already +dead. ... + +“Come on, Harry!” said Hermione’s voice from a very +long way away. “Patronuses, Harry, come on!” + +He raised his wand, but a dull hopelessness was +spreading through him: How many more lay dead + + + +Page | 733 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that he did not yet know about; he felt as though his +soul had already half left his body. . . . + + + +“HARRY, COME ON!” screamed Hermione. + +A hundred dementors were advancing, gliding toward + +them, sucking their way closer to Harry’s despair, +which was like a promise of a feast. ... + +He saw Ron’s silver terrier burst into the air, flicker +feebly, and expire; he saw Hermione’s otter twist in +midair and fade; and his own wand trembled in his +hand, and he almost welcomed the oncoming +oblivion, the promise of nothing, of no feeling. . . . + +And then a silver hare, a boar, and a fox soared past +Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s heads: The dementors +fell back before the creatures’ approach. Three more +people had arrived out of the darkness to stand +beside them, their wands outstretched, continuing to +cast their Patronuses: Luna, Ernie, and Seamus. + +“That’s right,” said Luna encouragingly, as if they +were back in the Room of Requirement and this was +simply spell practice for the D.A. “That’s right, Harry +... come on, think of something happy. ...” + +“Something happy?” he said, his voice cracked. + +“We’re all still here,” she whispered, “we’re still +fighting. Come on, now. ...” + +There was a silver spark, then a wavering light, and + +then, with the greatest effort it had ever cost him, the +stag burst from the end of Harry’s wand. It cantered +forward, and now the dementors scattered in earnest, +and immediately the night was mild again, but the +sounds of the surrounding battle were loud in his +ears. + +Page | 734 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Can’t thank you enough,” said Ron shakily, turning +to Luna, Ernie, and Seamus, “you just saved — ” + +With a roar and an earth-quaking tremor, another +giant came lurching out of the darkness from the +direction of the forest, brandishing a club taller than +any of them. + +“RUN!” Harry shouted again, but the others needed +no telling: They all scattered, and not a second too +soon, for next moment the creature’s vast foot had +fallen exactly where they had been standing. Harry +looked round: Ron and Hermione were following him, +but the other three had vanished back into the battle. + +“Let’s get out of range!” yelled Ron as the giant swung +its club again and its bellows echoed through the +night, across the grounds where bursts of red and +green light continued to illuminate the darkness. + +“The Whomping Willow,” said Harry, “go!” + +Somehow he walled it all up in his mind, crammed it +into a small space into which he could not look now: +Thoughts of Fred and Hagrid, and his terror for all the +people he loved, scattered in and outside the castle, +must all wait, because they had to run, had to reach +the snake and Voldemort, because that was, as +Hermione said, the only way to end it — + +He sprinted, half believing he could outdistance death +itself, ignoring the jets of light flying in the darkness +all around him, and the sound of the lake crashing +like the sea, and the creaking of the Forbidden Forest +though the night was windless; through grounds that +seemed themselves to have risen in rebellion, he ran +faster than he had ever moved in his life, and it was +he who saw the great tree first, the Willow that + + + +Page | 735 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +protected the secret at its roots with whiplike, +slashing branches. + + + +Panting and gasping, Harry slowed down, skirting the +Willow’s swiping branches, peering through the +darkness toward its thick trunk, trying to see the +single knot in the bark of the old tree that would +paralyze it. Ron and Hermione caught up, Hermione +so out of breath she could not speak. + +“How — how’re we going to get in?” panted Ron. “I can +— see the place — if we just had — Crookshanks +again — ” + +“Crookshanks?” wheezed Hermione, bent double, +clutching her chest. “Are you a wizard, or what?” + +“Oh — right — yeah — ” + +Ron looked around, then directed his wand at a twig +on the ground and said, “Wingardium Leviosal” The +twig flew up from the ground, spun through the air as +if caught by a gust of wind, then zoomed directly at +the trunk through the Willow’s ominously swaying +branches. It jabbed at a place near the roots, and at +once, the writhing tree became still. + +“Perfect!” panted Hermione. + +“Wait.” + +For one teetering second, while the crashes and +booms of the battle filled the air, Harry hesitated. +Voldemort wanted him to do this, wanted him to +come. ... Was he leading Ron and Hermione into a +trap? + +But then the reality seemed to close upon him, cruel +and plain: The only way forward was to kill the snake, + +Page | 736 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and the snake was where Voldemort was, and +Voldemort was at the end of this tunnel. ... + + + +“Harry, we’re coming, just get in there!” said Ron, +pushing him forward. + +Harry wriggled into the earthy passage hidden in the +tree’s roots. It was a much tighter squeeze than it had +been the last time they had entered it. The tunnel was +low-ceilinged: They had had to double up to move +through it nearly four years previously; now there was +nothing for it but to crawl. Harry went first, his wand +illuminated, expecting at any moment to meet +barriers, but none came. They moved in silence, +Harry’s gaze fixed upon the swinging beam of the +wand held in his fist. + +At last the tunnel began to slope upward and Harry +saw a sliver of light ahead. Hermione tugged at his +ankle. + +“The Cloak!” she whispered. “Put the Cloak on!” + +He groped behind him and she forced the bundle of +slippery cloth into his free hand. With difficulty he +dragged it over himself, murmured, “Nox,” +extinguishing his wandlight, and continued on his +hands and knees, as silently as possible, all his +senses straining, expecting every second to be +discovered, to hear a cold clear voice, see a flash of +green light. + +And then he heard voices coming from the room +directly ahead of them, only slightly muffled by the +fact that the opening at the end of the tunnel had +been blocked up by what looked like an old crate. +Hardly daring to breathe, Harry edged right up to the +opening and peered through a tiny gap left between +crate and wall. + +Page | 737 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +The room beyond was dimly lit, but he could see +Nagini, swirling and coiling like a serpent underwater, +safe in her enchanted, starry sphere, which floated +unsupported in midair. He could see the edge of a +table, and a long-fingered white hand toying with a +wand. Then Snape spoke, and Harry’s heart lurched: +Snape was inches away from where he crouched, +hidden. + +"... my Lord, their resistance is crumbling — ” + +“ — and it is doing so without your help,” said +Voldemort in his high, clear voice. “Skilled wizard +though you are, Severus, I do not think you will make +much difference now. We are almost there ... almost.” + +“Let me find the boy. Let me bring you Potter. I know I +can find him, my Lord. Please.” + +Snape strode past the gap, and Harry drew back a +little, keeping his eyes fixed upon Nagini, wondering +whether there was any spell that might penetrate the +protection surrounding her, but he could not think of +anything. One failed attempt, and he would give away +his position. ... + +Voldemort stood up. Harry could see him now, see the +red eyes, the flattened, serpentine face, the pallor of +him gleaming slightly in the semidarkness. + +“I have a problem, Severus,” said Voldemort softly. + +“My Lord?” said Snape. + +Voldemort raised the Elder Wand, holding it as +delicately and precisely as a conductor’s baton. + +“Why doesn’t it work for me, Severus?” + + + +Page | 738 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +In the silence Harry imagined he could hear the snake +hissing slightly as it coiled and uncoiled — or was it +Voldemort’s sibilant sigh lingering on the air? + +“My — my Lord?” said Snape blankly. “I do not +understand. You — you have performed extraordinary +magic with that wand.” + +“No,” said Voldemort. “I have performed my usual +magic. I am extraordinary, but this wand ... no. It has +not revealed the wonders it has promised. I feel no +difference between this wand and the one I procured +from Ollivander all those years ago.” + +Voldemort’s tone was musing, calm, but Harry’s scar +had begun to throb and pulse: Pain was building in +his forehead, and he could feel that controlled sense +of fury building inside Voldemort. + +“No difference,” said Voldemort again. + +Snape did not speak. Harry could not see his face: He +wondered whether Snape sensed danger, was trying +to find the right words to reassure his master. + +Voldemort started to move around the room: Harry +lost sight of him for seconds as he prowled, speaking +in that same measured voice, while the pain and fury +mounted in Harry. + +“I have thought long and hard, Severus. ... Do you +know why I have called you back from the battle?” + +And for a moment Harry saw Snape ’s profile: His eyes +were fixed upon the coiling snake in its enchanted +cage. + +“No, my Lord, but I beg you will let me return. Let me +find Potter.” + +Page | 739 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You sound like Lucius. Neither of you understands +Potter as I do. He does not need finding. Potter will +come to me. I know his weakness, you see, his one +great flaw. He will hate watching the others struck +down around him, knowing that it is for him that it +happens. He will want to stop it at any cost. He will +come.” + +“But my Lord, he might be killed accidentally by one +other than yourself — ” + +“My instructions to my Death Eaters have been +perfectly clear. Capture Potter. Kill his friends — the +more, the better — but do not kill him. + +“But it is of you that I wished to speak, Severus, not +Harry Potter. You have been very valuable to me. Very +valuable.” + +“My Lord knows I seek only to serve him. But — let +me go and find the boy, my Lord. Let me bring him to +you. I know I can — ” + +“I have told you, no!” said Voldemort, and Harry +caught the glint of red in his eyes as he turned again, +and the swishing of his cloak was like the slithering of +a snake, and he felt Voldemort’s impatience in his +burning scar. “My concern at the moment, Severus, is +what will happen when I finally meet the boy!” + +“My Lord, there can be no question, surely — ?” + +“ — but there is a question, Severus. There is.” + +Voldemort halted, and Harry could see him plainly +again as he slid the Elder Wand through his white +fingers, staring at Snape. + + + +Page | 740 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Why did both the wands I have used fail when +directed at Harry Potter?” + +“I — I cannot answer that, my Lord.” + +“Can’t you?” + +The stab of rage felt like a spike driven through +Harry’s head: He forced his own fist into his mouth to +stop himself from crying out in pain. He closed his +eyes, and suddenly he was Voldemort, looking into +Snape’s pale face. + +“My wand of yew did everything of which I asked it, +Severus, except to kill Harry Potter. Twice it failed. +Ollivander told me under torture of the twin cores, +told me to take another’s wand. I did so, but Lucius’s +wand shattered upon meeting Potter’s.” + +“I — I have no explanation, my Lord.” + +Snape was not looking at Voldemort now. His dark +eyes were still fixed upon the coiling serpent in its +protective sphere. + +“I sought a third wand, Severus. The Elder Wand, the +Wand of Destiny, the Deathstick. I took it from its +previous master. I took it from the grave of Albus +Dumbledore.” + +And now Snape looked at Voldemort, and Snape’s +face was like a death mask. It was marble white and +so still that when he spoke, it was a shock to see that +anyone lived behind the blank eyes. + +“My Lord — let me go to the boy — ” + +“All this long night, when I am on the brink of victory, + +I have sat here,” said Voldemort, his voice barely + +Page | 741 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +louder than a whisper, “wondering, wondering, why +the Elder Wand refuses to be what it ought to be, +refuses to perform as legend says it must perform for +its rightful owner ... and I think I have the answer.” + +Snape did not speak. + +“Perhaps you already know it? You are a clever man, +after all, Severus. You have been a good and faithful +servant, and I regret what must happen.” + +“My Lord — ” + +“The Elder Wand cannot serve me properly, Severus, +because I am not its true master. The Elder Wand +belongs to the wizard who killed its last owner. You +killed Albus Dumbledore. While you live, Severus, the +Elder Wand cannot be truly mine.” + +“My Lord!” Snape protested, raising his wand. + +“It cannot be any other way,” said Voldemort. “I must +master the wand, Severus. Master the wand, and I +master Potter at last.” + +And Voldemort swiped the air with the Elder Wand. It +did nothing to Snape, who for a split second seemed +to think he had been reprieved: But then Voldemort’s +intention became clear. The snake’s cage was rolling +through the air, and before Snape could do anything +more than yell, it had encased him, head and +shoulders, and Voldemort spoke in Parseltongue. + +“Kill.” + +There was a terrible scream. Harry saw Snape ’s face +losing the little color it had left; it whitened as his +black eyes widened, as the snake’s fangs pierced his + + + +Page | 742 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +neck, as he failed to push the enchanted cage off +himself, as his knees gave way and he fell to the floor. + +“I regret it,” said Voldemort coldly. + +He turned away; there was no sadness in him, no +remorse. It was time to leave this shack and take +charge, with a wand that would now do his full +bidding. He pointed it at the starry cage holding the +snake, which drifted upward, off Snape, who fell +sideways onto the floor, blood gushing from the +wounds in his neck. Voldemort swept from the room +without a backward glance, and the great serpent +floated after him in its huge protective sphere. + +Back in the tunnel and his own mind, Harry opened +his eyes: He had drawn blood biting down on his +knuckles in the effort not to shout out. Now he was +looking through the tiny crack between crate and +wall, watching a foot in a black boot trembling on the +floor. + +“Harry!” breathed Hermione behind him, but he had +already pointed his wand at the crate blocking his +view. It lifted an inch into the air and drifted sideways +silently. As quietly as he could, he pulled himself up +into the room. + +He did not know why he was doing it, why he was +approaching the dying man: He did not know what he +felt as he saw Snape’s white face, and the fingers +trying to staunch the bloody wound at his neck. + +Harry took off the Invisibility Cloak and looked down +upon the man he hated, whose widening black eyes +found Harry as he tried to speak. Harry bent over +him, and Snape seized the front of his robes and +pulled him close. + + + +Page | 743 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +A terrible rasping, gurgling noise issued from Snape’s +throat. + +“Take ... it. ... Take ... it. ...” + +Something more than blood was leaking from Snape. +Silvery blue, neither gas nor liquid, it gushed from his +mouth and his ears and his eyes, and Harry knew +what it was, but did not know what to do — + +A flask, conjured from thin air, was thrust into his +shaking hands by Hermione. Harry lifted the silvery +substance into it with his wand. When the flask was +full to the brim, and Snape looked as though there +was no blood left in him, his grip on Harry’s robes +slackened. + +“Look ... at ... me. ...” he whispered. + +The green eyes found the black, but after a second, +something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to +vanish, leaving them fixed, blank, and empty. The +hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape +moved no more. + + + +Page | 744 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE PRINCE’S TALE + +Harry remained kneeling at Snape’s side, simply +staring down at him, until quite suddenly a high, cold +voice spoke so close to them that Harry jumped to his +feet, the flask gripped tightly in his hands, thinking +that Voldemort had reentered the room. + +Voldemort ’s voice reverberated from the walls and +floor, and Harry realized that he was talking to +Hogwarts and to all the surrounding area, that the +residents of Hogsmeade and all those still fighting in +the castle would hear him as clearly as if he stood +beside them, his breath on the back of their necks, a +deathblow away. + +“You have fought,” said the high, cold voice, + +“valiantly. Lord Voldemort knows how to value +bravery. + +“Yet you have sustained heavy losses. If you continue +to resist me, you will all die, one by one. I do not wish +this to happen. Every drop of magical blood spilled is +a loss and a waste. + +Page | 745 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“Lord Voldemort is merciful. I command my forces to +retreat immediately. + + + +“You have one hour. Dispose of your dead with +dignity. Treat your injured. + +“I speak now, Harry Potter, directly to you. You have +permitted your friends to die for you rather than face +me yourself. I shall wait for one hour in the Forbidden +Forest. If, at the end of that hour, you have not come +to me, have not given yourself up, then battle +recommences. This time, I shall enter the fray myself, +Harry Potter, and I shall find you, and I shall punish +every last man, woman, and child who has tried to +conceal you from me. One hour.” + +Both Ron and Hermione shook their heads frantically, +looking at Harry. + +“Don’t listen to him,” said Ron. + +“It’ll be all right,” said Hermione wildly. “Let’s — let’s +get back to the castle, if he’s gone to the forest we’ll +need to think of a new plan — ” + +She glanced at Snape’s body, then hurried back to +the tunnel entrance. Ron followed her. Harry gathered +up the Invisibility Cloak, then looked down at Snape. +He did not know what to feel, except shock at the way +Snape had been killed, and the reason for which it +had been done. ... + +They crawled back through the tunnel, none of them +talking, and Harry wondered whether Ron and +Hermione could still hear Voldemort ringing in their +heads, as he could. + + + +Page | 746 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +You have permitted your friends to die for you rather +than face me yourself I shall wait for one hour in the +Forbidden Forest. . . . One hour. . . . + +Small bundles seemed to litter the lawn at the front of +the castle. It could only be an hour or so from dawn, +yet it was pitch-black. The three of them hurried +toward the stone steps. A lone clog, the size of a small +boat, lay abandoned in front of them. There was no +other sign of Grawp or of his attacker. + +The castle was unnaturally silent. There were no +flashes of light now, no bangs or screams or shouts. +The flagstones of the deserted entrance hall were +stained with blood. Emeralds were still scattered all +over the floor, along with pieces of marble and +splintered wood. Part of the banisters had been blown +away. + +“Where is everyone?” whispered Hermione. + +Ron led the way to the Great Hall. Harry stopped in +the doorway. + +The House tables were gone and the room was +crowded. The survivors stood in groups, their arms +around each other’s necks. The injured were being +treated upon the raised platform by Madam Pomfrey +and a group of helpers. Firenze was amongst the +injured; his flank poured blood and he shook where +he lay, unable to stand. + +The dead lay in a row in the middle of the Hall. Harry +could not see Fred’s body, because his family +surrounded him. George was kneeling at his head; +Mrs. Weasley was lying across Fred’s chest, her body +shaking, Mr. Weasley stroking her hair while tears +cascaded down his cheeks. + + + +Page | 747 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Without a word to Harry, Ron and Hermione walked +away. Harry saw Hermione approach Ginny, whose +face was swollen and blotchy, and hug her. Ron +joined Bill, Fleur, and Percy, who flung an arm +around Ron’s shoulders. As Ginny and Hermione +moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a +clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and +Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently +asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. + +The Great Hall seemed to fly away, become smaller, +shrink, as Harry reeled backward from the doorway. +He could not draw breath. He could not bear to look +at any of the other bodies, to see who else had died +for him. He could not bear to join the Weasleys, could +not look into their eyes, when if he had given himself +up in the first place, Fred might never have died. ... + +He turned away and ran up the marble staircase. +Lupin, Tonks ... He yearned not to feel. ... He wished +he could rip out his heart, his innards, everything +that was screaming inside him. ... + +The castle was completely empty; even the ghosts +seemed to have joined the mass mourning in the +Great Hall. Harry ran without stopping, clutching the +crystal flask of Snape’s last thoughts, and he did not +slow down until he reached the stone gargoyle +guarding the headmaster’s office. + +“Password?” + +“Dumbledore!” said Harry without thinking, because +it was he whom he yearned to see, and to his surprise +the gargoyle slid aside, revealing the spiral staircase +behind. + +But when Harry burst into the circular office he found +a change. The portraits that hung all around the + +Page | 748 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +walls were empty. Not a single headmaster or +headmistress remained to see him; all, it seemed, had +flitted away, charging through the paintings that lined +the castle, so that they could have a clear view of +what was going on. + +Harry glanced hopelessly at Dumbledore’s deserted +frame, which hung directly behind the headmaster’s +chair, then turned his back on it. The stone Pensieve +lay in the cabinet where it had always been: Harry +heaved it onto the desk and poured Snape’s memories +into the wide basin with its runic markings around +the edge. To escape into someone else’s head would +be a blessed relief. ... Nothing that even Snape had +left him could be worse than his own thoughts. The +memories swirled, silver white and strange, and +without hesitating, with a feeling of reckless +abandonment, as though this would assuage his +torturing grief, Harry dived. + +He fell headlong into sunlight, and his feet found +warm ground. When he straightened up, he saw that +he was in a nearly deserted playground. A single huge +chimney dominated the distant skyline. Two girls +were swinging backward and forward, and a skinny +boy was watching them from behind a clump of +bushes. His black hair was overlong and his clothes +were so mismatched that it looked deliberate: too +short jeans, a shabby, overlarge coat that might have +belonged to a grown man, an odd smocklike shirt. + +Harry moved closer to the boy. Snape looked no more +than nine or ten years old, sallow, small, stringy. +There was undisguised greed in his thin face as he +watched the younger of the two girls swinging higher +and higher than her sister. + +“Lily, don’t do it!” shrieked the elder of the two. + + + +Page | 749 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But the girl had let go of the swing at the very height +of its arc and flown into the air, quite literally flown, +launched herself skyward with a great shout of +laughter, and instead of crumpling on the playground +asphalt, she soared like a trapeze artist through the +air, staying up far too long, landing far too lightly. + +“Mummy told you not to!” + +Petunia stopped her swing by dragging the heels of +her sandals on the ground, making a crunching, +grinding sound, then leapt up, hands on hips. + +“Mummy said you weren’t allowed, Lily!” + +“But I’m fine,” said Lily, still giggling. “Tuney, look at +this. Watch what I can do.” + +Petunia glanced around. The playground was +deserted apart from themselves and, though the girls +did not know it, Snape. Lily had picked up a fallen +flower from the bush behind which Snape lurked. +Petunia advanced, evidently torn between curiosity +and disapproval. Lily waited until Petunia was near +enough to have a clear view, then held out her palm. +The flower sat there, opening and closing its petals, +like some bizarre, many-lipped oyster. + +“Stop it!” shrieked Petunia. + +“It’s not hurting you,” said Lily, but she closed her +hand on the blossom and threw it back to the ground. + +“It’s not right,” said Petunia, but her eyes had +followed the flower’s flight to the ground and lingered +upon it. “How do you do it?” she added, and there +was definite longing in her voice. + + + +Page | 750 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“It’s obvious, isn’t it?” Snape could no longer contain +himself, but had jumped out from behind the bushes. +Petunia shrieked and ran backward toward the +swings, but Lily, though clearly startled, remained +where she was. Snape seemed to regret his +appearance. A dull flush of color mounted the sallow +cheeks as he looked at Lily. + +“What’s obvious?” asked Lily. + +Snape had an air of nervous excitement. With a +glance at the distant Petunia, now hovering beside the +swings, he lowered his voice and said, “I know what +you are.” + +“What do you mean?” + +“You’re ... you’re a witch,” whispered Snape. + +She looked affronted. + +“ That’s not a very nice thing to say to somebody!” + +She turned, nose in the air, and marched off toward +her sister. + +“No!” said Snape. He was highly colored now, and +Harry wondered why he did not take off the +ridiculously large coat, unless it was because he did +not want to reveal the smock beneath it. He flapped +after the girls, looking ludicrously batlike, like his +older self. + +The sisters considered him, united in disapproval, +both holding on to one of the swing poles as though it +was the safe place in tag. + + + +Page | 751 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You are,” said Snape to Lily. “You are a witch. I’ve +been watching you for a while. But there’s nothing +wrong with that. My mum’s one, and I’m a wizard.” + +Petunia’s laugh was like cold water. + +“Wizard!” she shrieked, her courage returned now +that she had recovered from the shock of his +unexpected appearance. “I know who you are. You’re +that Snape boy! They live down Spinner’s End by the +river,” she told Lily, and it was evident from her tone +that she considered the address a poor +recommendation. “Why have you been spying on us?” + +“Haven’t been spying,” said Snape, hot and +uncomfortable and dirty-haired in the bright sunlight. +“Wouldn’t spy on you, anyway,” he added spitefully, + +“ you’re a Muggle.” + +Though Petunia evidently did not understand the +word, she could hardly mistake the tone. + +“Lily, come on, we’re leaving!” she said shrilly. Lily +obeyed her sister at once, glaring at Snape as she left. +He stood watching them as they marched through the +playground gate, and Harry, the only one left to +observe him, recognized Snape ’s bitter +disappointment, and understood that Snape had been +planning this moment for a while, and that it had all +gone wrong. . . . + +The scene dissolved, and before Harry knew it, re- +formed around him. He was now in a small thicket of +trees. He could see a sunlit river glittering through +their trunks. The shadows cast by the trees made a +basin of cool green shade. Two children sat facing +each other, cross-legged on the ground. Snape had +removed his coat now; his odd smock looked less +peculiar in the half light. + +Page | 752 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... and the Ministry can punish you if you do magic +outside school, you get letters.” + +“But I have done magic outside school!” + +“We’re all right. We haven’t got wands yet. They let +you off when you’re a kid and you can’t help it. But +once you’re eleven,” he nodded importantly, “and they +start training you, then you’ve got to go careful.” + +There was a little silence. Lily had picked up a fallen +twig and twirled it in the air, and Harry knew that she +was imagining sparks trailing from it. Then she +dropped the twig, leaned in toward the boy, and said, +“It is real, isn’t it? It’s not a joke? Petunia says you’re +lying to me. Petunia says there isn’t a Hogwarts. It is +real, isn’t it?” + +“It’s real for us,” said Snape. “Not for her. But we’ll get +the letter, you and me.” + +“Really?” whispered Lily. + +“Definitely,” said Snape, and even with his poorly cut +hair and his odd clothes, he struck an oddly +impressive figure sprawled in front of her, brimful of +confidence in his destiny. + +“And will it really come by owl?” Lily whispered. + +“Normally,” said Snape. “But you’re Muggle-born, so +someone from the school will have to come and +explain to your parents.” + +“Does it make a difference, being Muggle-born?” + +Snape hesitated. His black eyes, eager in the greenish +gloom, moved over the pale face, the dark red hair. + + + +Page | 753 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” he said. “It doesn’t make any difference.” + +“Good,” said Lily, relaxing: It was clear that she had +been worrying. + +“You’ve got loads of magic,” said Snape. “I saw that. +All the time I was watching you ...” + +His voice trailed away; she was not listening, but had +stretched out on the leafy ground and was looking up +at the canopy of leaves overhead. He watched her as +greedily as he had watched her in the playground. + +“How are things at your house?” Lily asked. + +A little crease appeared between his eyes. + +“Fine,” he said. + +“They’re not arguing anymore?” + +“Oh yes, they’re arguing,” said Snape. He picked up a +fistful of leaves and began tearing them apart, +apparently unaware of what he was doing. “But it +won’t be that long and I’ll be gone.” + +“Doesn’t your dad like magic?” + +“He doesn’t like anything, much,” said Snape. + +“Severus?” + +A little smile twisted Snape ’s mouth when she said +his name. + +“Yeah?” + +“Tell me about the dementors again.” + + + +Page | 754 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“What d’you want to know about them for?” + +“If I use magic outside school — ” + +“They wouldn’t give you to the dementors for that! +Dementors are for people who do really bad stuff. +They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban. You’re not +going to end up in Azkaban, you’re too — ” + +He turned red again and shredded more leaves. Then +a small rustling noise behind Harry made him turn: +Petunia, hiding behind a tree, had lost her footing. + +“Tuney!” said Lily, surprise and welcome in her voice, +but Snape had jumped to his feet. + +“Who’s spying now?” he shouted. “What d’you want?” + +Petunia was breathless, alarmed at being caught. +Harry could see her struggling for something hurtful +to say. + +“What is that you’re wearing, anyway?” she said, +pointing at Snape’s chest. “Your mum’s blouse?” + +There was a crack: A branch over Petunia’s head had +fallen. Lily screamed: The branch caught Petunia on +the shoulder, and she staggered backward and burst +into tears. + +“Tuney!” + +But Petunia was running away. Lily rounded on +Snape. + +“Did you make that happen?” + +“No.” He looked both defiant and scared. + + + +Page | 755 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You did!” She was backing away from him. “You did). +You hurt her!” + + + +“No — no I didn’t!” + +But the lie did not convince Lily: After one last +burning look, she ran from the little thicket, off after +her sister, and Snape looked miserable and confused. + + + +And the scene re-formed. Harry looked around: He +was on platform nine and three-quarters, and Snape +stood beside him, slightly hunched, next to a thin, +sallow-faced, sour-looking woman who greatly +resembled him. Snape was staring at a family of four +a short distance away. The two girls stood a little +apart from their parents. Lily seemed to be pleading +with her sister; Harry moved closer to listen. + +"... I’m sorry, Tuney, I’m sorry! Listen — ” She caught +her sister’s hand and held tight to it, even though +Petunia tried to pull it away. “Maybe once I’m there — +no, listen, Tuney! Maybe once I’m there, I’ll be able to +go to Professor Dumbledore and persuade him to +change his mind!” + +“I don’t — want — to — go!” said Petunia, and she +dragged her hand back out of her sister’s grasp. “You +think I want to go to some stupid castle and learn to +be a — a — ” + +Her pale eyes roved over the platform, over the cats +mewling in their owners’ arms, over the owls +fluttering and hooting at each other in cages, over the +students, some already in their long black robes, +loading trunks onto the scarlet steam engine or else +greeting one another with glad cries after a summer +apart. + +Page | 756 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — you think I want to be a — a freak?” + +Lily’s eyes filled with tears as Petunia succeeded in +tugging her hand away. + +“I’m not a freak,” said Lily. “That’s a horrible thing to +say.” + +“That’s where you’re going,” said Petunia with relish. +“A special school for freaks. You and that Snape boy +... weirdos, that’s what you two are. It’s good you’re +being separated from normal people. It’s for our +safety.” + +Lily glanced toward her parents, who were looking +around the platform with an air of wholehearted +enjoyment, drinking in the scene. Then she looked +back at her sister, and her voice was low and fierce. + +“You didn’t think it was such a freak’s school when +you wrote to the headmaster and begged him to take +you.” + +Petunia turned scarlet. + +“Beg? I didn’t beg!” + +“I saw his reply. It was very kind.” + +“You shouldn’t have read — ” whispered Petunia, “that +was my private — how could you — ?” + +Lily gave herself away by half-glancing toward where +Snape stood nearby. Petunia gasped. + +“That boy found it! You and that boy have been +sneaking in my room!” + + + +Page | 757 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No — not sneaking — ” Now Lily was on the +defensive. “Severus saw the envelope, and he couldn’t +believe a Muggle could have contacted Hogwarts, +that’s all! He says there must be wizards working +undercover in the postal service who take care of — ” + +“Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!” +said Petunia, now as pale as she had been flushed. + +“ Freak).” she spat at her sister, and she flounced off to +where her parents stood. ... + +The scene dissolved again. Snape was hurrying along +the corridor of the Hogwarts Express as it clattered +through the countryside. He had already changed into +his school robes, had perhaps taken the first +opportunity to take off his dreadful Muggle clothes. At +last he stopped, outside a compartment in which a +group of rowdy boys were talking. Hunched in a +corner seat beside the window was Lily, her face +pressed against the windowpane. + +Snape slid open the compartment door and sat down +opposite Lily. She glanced at him and then looked +back out of the window. She had been crying. + +“I don’t want to talk to you,” she said in a constricted +voice. + +“Why not?” + +“Tuney h-hates me. Because we saw that letter from +Dumbledore.” + +“So what?” + +She threw him a look of deep dislike. + +“So she’s my sister!” + + + +Page | 758 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She’s only a — ” He caught himself quickly; Lily, too +busy trying to wipe her eyes without being noticed, +did not hear him. + +“But we’re going!” he said, unable to suppress the +exhilaration in his voice. “This is it! We’re off to +Hogwarts!” + +She nodded, mopping her eyes, but in spite of herself, +she half smiled. + +“You’d better be in Slytherin,” said Snape, encouraged +that she had brightened a little. + +“Slytherin?” + +One of the boys sharing the compartment, who had +shown no interest at all in Lily or Snape until that +point, looked around at the word, and Harry, whose +attention had been focused entirely on the two beside +the window, saw his father: slight, black-haired like +Snape, but with that indefinable air of having been +well-cared-for, even adored, that Snape so +conspicuously lacked. + +“Who wants to be in Slytherin? I think I’d leave, +wouldn’t you?” James asked the boy lounging on the +seats opposite him, and with a jolt, Harry realized +that it was Sirius. Sirius did not smile. + +“My whole family have been in Slytherin,” he said. + +“Blimey,” said James, “and I thought you seemed all +right!” + +Sirius grinned. + +“Maybe I’ll break the tradition. Where are you +heading, if you’ve got the choice?” + +Page | 759 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +James lifted an invisible sword. + + + +“ ‘Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart!’ Like my +dad.” + +Snape made a small, disparaging noise. James turned +on him. + +“Got a problem with that?” + +“No,” said Snape, though his slight sneer said +otherwise. “If you’d rather be brawny than brainy — ” + +“Where ’re you hoping to go, seeing as you’re neither?” +interjected Sirius. + +James roared with laughter. Lily sat up, rather +flushed, and looked from James to Sirius in dislike. + +“Come on, Severus, let’s find another compartment.” + +“Oooooo ...” + +James and Sirius imitated her lofty voice; James tried +to trip Snape as he passed. + +“See ya, Snivellus!” a voice called, as the +compartment door slammed. ... + +And the scene dissolved once more. ... + +Harry was standing right behind Snape as they faced +the candlelit House tables, lined with rapt faces. Then +Professor McGonagall said, “Evans, Lily!” + +He watched his mother walk forward on trembling +legs and sit down upon the rickety stool. Professor +McGonagall dropped the Sorting Hat onto her head, + + + +Page | 760 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and barely a second after it had touched the dark red +hair, the hat cried, “ Gryffindoii” + + + +Harry heard Snape let out a tiny groan. Lily took off +the hat, handed it back to Professor McGonagall, then +hurried toward the cheering Gryffindors, but as she +went she glanced back at Snape, and there was a sad +little smile on her face. Harry saw Sirius move up the +bench to make room for her. She took one look at +him, seemed to recognize him from the train, folded +her arms, and firmly turned her back on him. + +The roll call continued. Harry watched Lupin, +Pettigrew, and his father join Lily and Sirius at the +Gryffindor table. At last, when only a dozen students +remained to be sorted, Professor McGonagall called +Snape. + +Harry walked with him to the stool, watched him +place the hat upon his head. “Slytherinl” cried the +Sorting Hat. + +And Severus Snape moved off to the other side of the +Hall, away from Lily, to where the Slytherins were +cheering him, to where Lucius Malfoy, a prefect badge +gleaming upon his chest, patted Snape on the back as +he sat down beside him. ... + +And the scene changed. ... + +Lily and Snape were walking across the castle +courtyard, evidently arguing. Harry hurried to catch +up with them, to listen in. As he reached them, he +realized how much taller they both were: A few years +seemed to have passed since their Sorting. + +"... thought we were supposed to be friends?” Snape +was saying. “Best friends?” + +Page | 761 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“We are, Sev, but I don’t like some of the people you’re +hanging round with! I’m sorry, but I detest Avery and +Mulciber! Mulciber\ What do you see in him, Sev, he’s +creepy! D’you know what he tried to do to Mary +Macdonald the other day?” + +Lily had reached a pillar and leaned against it, +looking up into the thin, sallow face. + +“That was nothing,” said Snape. “It was a laugh, +that’s all — ” + +“It was Dark Magic, and if you think that’s funny — ” + +“What about the stuff Potter and his mates get up +to?” demanded Snape. His color rose again as he said +it, unable, it seemed, to hold in his resentment. + +“What’s Potter got to do with anything?” said Lily. + +“They sneak out at night. There’s something weird +about that Lupin. Where does he keep going?” + +“He’s ill,” said Lily. “They say he’s ill — ” + +“Every month at the full moon?” said Snape. + +“I know your theory,” said Lily, and she sounded cold. +“Why are you so obsessed with them anyway? Why do +you care what they’re doing at night?” + +“I’m just trying to show you they’re not as wonderful +as everyone seems to think they are.” + +The intensity of his gaze made her blush. + +“They don’t use Dark Magic, though.” She dropped +her voice. “And you’re being really ungrateful. I heard +what happened the other night. You went sneaking + +Page | 762 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +down that tunnel by the Whomping Willow, and +James Potter saved you from whatever’s down there + + + +Snape’s whole face contorted and he spluttered, +“Saved? Saved? You think he was playing the hero? + +He was saving his neck and his friends’ too! You’re +not going to — I won’t let you — ” + +“Let me? Let me?” + +Lily’s bright green eyes were slits. Snape backtracked +at once. + +“I didn’t mean — I just don’t want to see you made a +fool of — He fancies you, James Potter fancies you!” +The words seemed wrenched from him against his +will. “And he’s not ... everyone thinks ... big Quidditch +hero — ” Snape’s bitterness and dislike were rendering +him incoherent, and Lily’s eyebrows were traveling +farther and farther up her forehead. + +“I know James Potter’s an arrogant toerag,” she said, +cutting across Snape. “I don’t need you to tell me +that. But Mulciber’s and Avery’s idea of humor is just +evil. Evil, Sev. I don’t understand how you can be +friends with them.” + +Harry doubted that Snape had even heard her +strictures on Mulciber and Avery. The moment she +had insulted James Potter, his whole body had +relaxed, and as they walked away there was a new +spring in Snape’s step. ... + +And the scene dissolved. ... + +Harry watched again as Snape left the Great Hall after +sitting his O.W.L. in Defense Against the Dark Arts, +watched as he wandered away from the castle and + +Page | 763 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +strayed inadvertently close to the place beneath the +beech tree where James, Sirius, Lupin, and Pettigrew +sat together. But Harry kept his distance this time, +because he knew what happened after James had +hoisted Severus into the air and taunted him; he +knew what had been done and said, and it gave him +no pleasure to hear it again. ... He watched as Lily +joined the group and went to Snape’s defense. +Distantly he heard Snape shout at her in his +humiliation and his fury, the unforgivable word: +“MudbloocL.” + +The scene changed. ... + +“I’m sorry.” + +“I’m not interested.” + +“I’m sorry!” + +“Save your breath.” + +It was nighttime. Lily, who was wearing a dressing +gown, stood with her arms folded in front of the +portrait of the Fat Lady, at the entrance to Gryffindor +Tower. + +“I only came out because Mary told me you were +threatening to sleep here.” + +“I was. I would have done. I never meant to call you +Mudblood, it just — ” + +“Slipped out?” There was no pity in Lily’s voice. “It’s +too late. I’ve made excuses for you for years. None of +my friends can understand why I even talk to you. +You and your precious little Death Eater friends — +you see, you don’t even deny it! You don’t even deny + + + +Page | 764 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +that’s what you’re all aiming to be! You can’t wait to +join You- Know- Who, can you?” + +He opened his mouth, but closed it without speaking. + +“I can’t pretend anymore. You’ve chosen your way, + +I’ve chosen mine.” + +“No — listen, I didn’t mean — ” + +“ — to call me Mudblood? But you call everyone of my +birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any +different?” + +He struggled on the verge of speech, but with a +contemptuous look she turned and climbed back +through the portrait hole. ... + +The corridor dissolved, and the scene took a little +longer to reform: Harry seemed to fly through shifting +shapes and colors until his surroundings solidified +again and he stood on a hilltop, forlorn and cold in +the darkness, the wind whistling through the +branches of a few leafless trees. The adult Snape was +panting, turning on the spot, his wand gripped tightly +in his hand, waiting for something or for someone. ... +His fear infected Harry too, even though he knew that +he could not be harmed, and he looked over his +shoulder, wondering what it was that Snape was +waiting for — + +Then a blinding, jagged jet of white light flew through +the air: Harry thought of lightning, but Snape had +dropped to his knees and his wand had flown out of +his hand. + +“Don’t kill me!” + +“That was not my intention.” + +Page | 765 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Any sound of Dumbledore Apparating had been +drowned by the sound of the wind in the branches. + +He stood before Snape with his robes whipping +around him, and his face was illuminated from below +in the light cast by his wand. + +“Well, Severus? What message does Lord Voldemort +have for me?” + +“No — no message — I’m here on my own account!” + +Snape was wringing his hands: He looked a little +mad, with his straggling black hair flying around him. + +“I — I come with a warning — no, a request — please + + + +Dumbledore flicked his wand. Though leaves and +branches still flew through the night air around them, +silence fell on the spot where he and Snape faced +each other. + +“What request could a Death Eater make of me?” + +“The — the prophecy . . . the prediction . . . Trelawney + + + +“Ah, yes,” said Dumbledore. “How much did you relay +to Lord Voldemort?” + +“Everything — everything I heard!” said Snape. “That +is why — it is for that reason — he thinks it means +Lily Evans!” + +“The prophecy did not refer to a woman,” said +Dumbledore. “It spoke of a boy born at the end of +July — ” + + + +Page | 766 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You know what I mean! He thinks it means her son, +he is going to hunt her down — kill them all — ” + +“If she means so much to you,” said Dumbledore, +“surely Lord Voldemort will spare her? Could you not +ask for mercy for the mother, in exchange for the +son?” + +“I have — I have asked him — ” + +“You disgust me,” said Dumbledore, and Harry had +never heard so much contempt in his voice. Snape +seemed to shrink a little. “You do not care, then, +about the deaths of her husband and child? They can +die, as long as you have what you want?” + +Snape said nothing, but merely looked up at +Dumbledore. + +“Hide them all, then,” he croaked. “Keep her — them +— safe. Please.” + +“And what will you give me in return, Severus?” + +“In — in return?” Snape gaped at Dumbledore, and +Harry expected him to protest, but after a long +moment he said, “Anything.” + +The hilltop faded, and Harry stood in Dumbledore’s +office, and something was making a terrible sound, +like a wounded animal. Snape was slumped forward +in a chair and Dumbledore was standing over him, +looking grim. After a moment or two, Snape raised his +face, and he looked like a man who had lived a +hundred years of misery since leaving the wild hilltop. + +“I thought ... you were going ... to keep her ... safe. + + + +Page | 767 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“She and James put their faith in the wrong person,” +said Dumbledore. “Rather like you, Severus. Weren’t +you hoping that Lord Voldemort would spare her?” + +Snape’s breathing was shallow. + +“Her boy survives,” said Dumbledore. + +With a tiny jerk of the head, Snape seemed to flick off +an irksome fly. + +“Her son lives. He has her eyes, precisely her eyes. + +You remember the shape and color of Lily Evans’s +eyes, I am sure?” + +“DON’T!” bellowed Snape. “Gone ... dead ...” + +“Is this remorse, Severus?” + +“I wish ... I wish / were dead. ...” + +“And what use would that be to anyone?” said +Dumbledore coldly. “If you loved Lily Evans, if you +truly loved her, then your way forward is clear.” + +Snape seemed to peer through a haze of pain, and +Dumbledore ’s words appeared to take a long time to +reach him. + +“What — what do you mean?” + +“You know how and why she died. Make sure it was +not in vain. Help me protect Lily’s son.” + +“He does not need protection. The Dark Lord has gone + + + +“The Dark Lord will return, and Harry Potter will be in +terrible danger when he does.” + +Page | 768 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +There was a long pause, and slowly Snape regained +control of himself, mastered his own breathing. At +last he said, “Very well. Very well. But never — never +tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I +cannot bear . . . especially Potter’s son ... I want your +word!” + +“My word, Severus, that I shall never reveal the best +of you?” Dumbledore sighed, looking down into +Snape’s ferocious, anguished face. “If you insist ...” + +The office dissolved but re-formed instantly. Snape +was pacing up and down in front of Dumbledore. + +“ — mediocre, arrogant as his father, a determined +rule-breaker, delighted to find himself famous, +attention-seeking and impertinent — ” + +“You see what you expect to see, Severus,” said +Dumbledore, without raising his eyes from a copy of +Transfiguration Today. “Other teachers report that the +boy is modest, likable, and reasonably talented. +Personally, I find him an engaging child.” + +Dumbledore turned a page, and said, without looking +up, “Keep an eye on Quirrell, won’t you?” + +A whirl of color, and now everything darkened, and +Snape and Dumbledore stood a little apart in the +entrance hall, while the last stragglers from the Yule +Ball passed them on their way to bed. + +“Well?” murmured Dumbledore. + +“Karkaroff’s Mark is becoming darker too. He is +panicking, he fears retribution; you know how much +help he gave the Ministry after the Dark Lord fell.” +Snape looked sideways at Dumbledore ’s crooked- + + + +P a g e | 769 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +nosed profile. “Karkaroff intends to flee if the Mark +burns.” + +“Does he?” said Dumbledore softly, as Fleur Delacour +and Roger Davies came giggling in from the grounds. +“And are you tempted to join him?” + +“No,” said Snape, his black eyes on Fleur’s and +Roger’s retreating figures. “I am not such a coward.” + +“No,” agreed Dumbledore. “You are a braver man by +far than Igor Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think +we Sort too soon. ...” + +He walked away, leaving Snape looking stricken. ... + +And now Harry stood in the headmaster’s office yet +again. It was nighttime, and Dumbledore sagged +sideways in the thronelike chair behind the desk, +apparently semiconscious. His right hand dangled +over the side, blackened and burned. Snape was +muttering incantations, pointing his wand at the +wrist of the hand, while with his left hand he tipped a +goblet full of thick golden potion down Dumbledore ’s +throat. After a moment or two, Dumbledore ’s eyelids +fluttered and opened. + +“Why,” said Snape, without preamble, “ why did you +put on that ring? It carries a curse, surely you +realized that. Why even touch it?” + +Marvolo Gaunt’s ring lay on the desk before +Dumbledore. It was cracked; the sword of Gryffindor +lay beside it. + +Dumbledore grimaced. + +“I ... was a fool. Sorely tempted ...” + + + +Page | 770 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Tempted by what?” +Dumbledore did not answer. + + + +“It is a miracle you managed to return here!” Snape +sounded furious. “That ring carried a curse of +extraordinary power, to contain it is all we can hope +for; I have trapped the curse in one hand for the time +being — ” + +Dumbledore raised his blackened, useless hand, and +examined it with the expression of one being shown +an interesting curio. + +“You have done very well, Severus. How long do you +think I have?” + +Dumbledore ’s tone was conversational; he might have +been asking for a weather forecast. Snape hesitated, +and then said, “I cannot tell. Maybe a year. There is +no halting such a spell forever. It will spread +eventually, it is the sort of curse that strengthens over +time.” + +Dumbledore smiled. The news that he had less than a +year to live seemed a matter of little or no concern to +him. + +“I am fortunate, extremely fortunate, that I have you, +Severus.” + +“If you had only summoned me a little earlier, I might +have been able to do more, buy you more time!” said +Snape furiously. He looked down at the broken ring +and the sword. “Did you think that breaking the ring +would break the curse?” + +“Something like that ... I was delirious, no doubt. ...” +said Dumbledore. With an effort he straightened + +Page | 771 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +himself in his chair. “Well, really, this makes matters +much more straightforward.” + +Snape looked utterly perplexed. Dumbledore smiled. + +“I refer to the plan Lord Voldemort is revolving around +me. His plan to have the poor Malfoy boy murder me.” + +Snape sat down in the chair Harry had so often +occupied, across the desk from Dumbledore. Harry +could tell that he wanted to say more on the subject +of Dumbledore ’s cursed hand, but the other held it up +in polite refusal to discuss the matter further. +Scowling, Snape said, “The Dark Lord does not expect +Draco to succeed. This is merely punishment for +Lucius’s recent failures. Slow torture for Draco’s +parents, while they watch him fail and pay the price.” + +“In short, the boy has had a death sentence +pronounced upon him as surely as I have,” said +Dumbledore. “Now, I should have thought the natural +successor to the job, once Draco fails, is yourself?” + +There was a short pause. + +“That, I think, is the Dark Lord’s plan.” + +“Lord Voldemort foresees a moment in the near future +when he will not need a spy at Hogwarts?” + +“He believes the school will soon be in his grasp, yes.” + +“And if it does fall into his grasp,” said Dumbledore, +almost, it seemed, as an aside, “I have your word that +you will do all in your power to protect the students of +Hogwarts?” + +Snape gave a stiff nod. + + + +Page | 772 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Good. Now then. Your first priority will be to discover +what Draco is up to. A frightened teenage boy is a +danger to others as well as to himself. Offer him help +and guidance, he ought to accept, he likes you — ” + +“ — much less since his father has lost favor. Draco +blames me, he thinks I have usurped Lucius’s +position.” + +“All the same, try. I am concerned less for myself than +for accidental victims of whatever schemes might +occur to the boy. Ultimately, of course, there is only +one thing to be done if we are to save him from Lord +Voldemort’s wrath.” + +Snape raised his eyebrows and his tone was sardonic +as he asked, “Are you intending to let him kill you?” + +“Certainly not. You must kill me.” + +There was a long silence, broken only by an odd +clicking noise. Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit +of cuttlebone. + +“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his +voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few +moments to compose an epitaph?” + +“Oh, not quite yet,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “I +daresay the moment will present itself in due course. +Given what has happened tonight,” he indicated his +withered hand, “we can be sure that it will happen +within a year.” + +“If you don’t mind dying,” said Snape roughly, “why +not let Draco do it?” + + + +Page | 773 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That boy’s soul is not yet so damaged,” said +Dumbledore. “I would not have it ripped apart on my +account.” + +“And my soul, Dumbledore? Mine?” + +“You alone know whether it will harm your soul to +help an old man avoid pain and humiliation,” said +Dumbledore. “I ask this one great favor of you, +Severus, because death is coming for me as surely as +the Chudley Cannons will finish bottom of this year’s +league. I confess I should prefer a quick, painless exit +to the protracted and messy affair it will be if, for +instance, Greyback is involved — I hear Voldemort +has recruited him? Or dear Bellatrix, who likes to +play with her food before she eats it.” + +His tone was light, but his blue eyes pierced Snape as +they had frequently pierced Harry, as though the soul +they discussed was visible to him. At last Snape gave +another curt nod. + +Dumbledore seemed satisfied. + +“Thank you, Severus ...” + +The office disappeared, and now Snape and +Dumbledore were strolling together in the deserted +castle grounds by twilight. + +“What are you doing with Potter, all these evenings +you are closeted together?” Snape asked abruptly. + +Dumbledore looked weary. + +“Why? You aren’t trying to give him more detentions, +Severus? The boy will soon have spent more time in +detention than out.” + + + +Page | 774 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“He is his father over again — ” + +“In looks, perhaps, but his deepest nature is much +more like his mother’s. I spend time with Harry +because I have things to discuss with him, +information I must give him before it is too late.” + +“Information,” repeated Snape. “You trust him ... you +do not trust me.” + +“It is not a question of trust. I have, as we both know, +limited time. It is essential that I give the boy enough +information for him to do what he needs to do.” + +“And why may I not have the same information?” + +“I prefer not to put all of my secrets in one basket, +particularly not a basket that spends so much time +dangling on the arm of Lord Voldemort.” + +“Which I do on your orders!” + +“And you do it extremely well. Do not think that I +underestimate the constant danger in which you +place yourself, Severus. To give Voldemort what +appears to be valuable information while withholding +the essentials is a job I would entrust to nobody but +you.” + +“Yet you confide much more in a boy who is incapable +of Occlumency, whose magic is mediocre, and who +has a direct connection into the Dark Lord’s mind!” + +“Voldemort fears that connection,” said Dumbledore. +“Not so long ago he had one small taste of what truly +sharing Harry’s mind means to him. It was pain such +as he has never experienced. He will not try to +possess Harry again, I am sure of it. Not in that way.” + + + +Page | 775 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I don’t understand.” + + + +“Lord Voldemort’s soul, maimed as it is, cannot bear +close contact with a soul like Harry’s. Like a tongue +on frozen steel, like flesh in flame — ” + +“Souls? We were talking of minds!” + +“In the case of Harry and Lord Voldemort, to speak of +one is to speak of the other.” + +Dumbledore glanced around to make sure that they +were alone. They were close by the Forbidden Forest +now, but there was no sign of anyone near them. + +“After you have killed me, Severus — ” + +“You refuse to tell me everything, yet you expect that +small service of me!” snarled Snape, and real anger +flared in the thin face now. “You take a great deal for +granted, Dumbledore! Perhaps I have changed my +mind!” + +“You gave me your word, Severus. And while we are +talking about services you owe me, I thought you +agreed to keep a close eye on our young Slytherin +friend?” + +Snape looked angry, mutinous. Dumbledore sighed. + +“Come to my office tonight, Severus, at eleven, and +you shall not complain that I have no confidence in +you. ...” + +They were back in Dumbledore ’s office, the windows +dark, and Fawkes sat silent as Snape sat quite still, +as Dumbledore walked around him, talking. + + + +Page | 776 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry must not know, not until the last moment, not +until it is necessary, otherwise how could he have the +strength to do what must be done?” + +“But what must he do?” + +“That is between Harry and me. Now listen closely, +Severus. There will come a time — after my death — +do not argue, do not interrupt! There will come a time +when Lord Voldemort will seem to fear for the life of +his snake.” + +“For Nagini?” Snape looked astonished. + +“Precisely. If there comes a time when Lord Voldemort +stops sending that snake forth to do his bidding, but +keeps it safe beside him under magical protection, +then, I think, it will be safe to tell Harry.” + +“Tell him what?” + +Dumbledore took a deep breath and closed his eyes. + +“Tell him that on the night Lord Voldemort tried to kill +him, when Lily cast her own life between them as a +shield, the Killing Curse rebounded upon Lord +Voldemort, and a fragment of Voldemort’s soul was +blasted apart from the whole, and latched itself onto +the only living soul left in that collapsing building. + +Part of Lord Voldemort lives inside Harry, and it is +that which gives him the power of speech with +snakes, and a connection with Lord Voldemort’s mind +that he has never understood. And while that +fragment of soul, unmissed by Voldemort, remains +attached to and protected by Harry, Lord Voldemort +cannot die.” + + + +Page | 777 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry seemed to be watching the two men from one +end of a long tunnel, they were so far away from him, +their voices echoing strangely in his ears. + +“So the boy . . . the boy must die?” asked Snape quite +calmly. + +“And Voldemort himself must do it, Severus. That is +essential.” + +Another long silence. Then Snape said, “I thought ... +all these years . . . that we were protecting him for her. +For Lily.” + +“We have protected him because it has been essential +to teach him, to raise him, to let him try his strength,” +said Dumbledore, his eyes still tight shut. + +“Meanwhile, the connection between them grows ever +stronger, a parasitic growth: Sometimes I have +thought he suspects it himself. If I know him, he will +have arranged matters so that when he does set out +to meet his death, it will truly mean the end of +Voldemort.” + +Dumbledore opened his eyes. Snape looked horrified. + +“You have kept him alive so that he can die at the +right moment?” + +“Don’t be shocked, Severus. How many men and +women have you watched die?” + +“Lately, only those whom I could not save,” said +Snape. He stood up. “You have used me.” + +“Meaning?” + +“I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in +mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be + +Page | 778 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you +have been raising him like a pig for slaughter — ” + +“But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore +seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after +all?” + +“For him?” shouted Snape. “Expecto Patronuml” + +From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: She +landed on the office floor, bounded once across the +office, and soared out of the window. Dumbledore +watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded +he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of +tears. + +“After all this time?” + +“Always,” said Snape. + +And the scene shifted. Now, Harry saw Snape talking +to the portrait of Dumbledore behind his desk. + +“You will have to give Voldemort the correct date of +Harry’s departure from his aunt and uncle’s,” said +Dumbledore. “Not to do so will raise suspicion, when +Voldemort believes you so well informed. However, +you must plant the idea of decoys; that, I think, ought +to ensure Harry’s safety. Try Confunding Mundungus +Fletcher. And Severus, if you are forced to take part +in the chase, be sure to act your part convincingly. ... + +I am counting upon you to remain in Lord +Voldemort’s good books as long as possible, or +Hogwarts will be left to the mercy of the Carrows. ...” + +Now Snape was head to head with Mundungus in an +unfamiliar tavern, Mundungus ’s face looking +curiously blank, Snape frowning in concentration. + + + +Page | 779 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You will suggest to the Order of the Phoenix,” Snape +murmured, “that they use decoys. Polyjuice Potion. +Identical Potters. It is the only thing that might work. +You will forget that I have suggested this. You will +present it as your own idea. You understand?” + +“I understand,” murmured Mundungus, his eyes +unfocused. ... + +Now Harry was flying alongside Snape on a +broomstick through a clear dark night: He was +accompanied by other hooded Death Eaters, and +ahead were Lupin and a Harry who was really George. +... A Death Eater moved ahead of Snape and raised +his wand, pointing it directly at Lupin’s back — + +“ Sectumsemprcd” shouted Snape. + +But the spell, intended for the Death Eater’s wand +hand, missed and hit George instead — + +And next, Snape was kneeling in Sirius’s old +bedroom. Tears were dripping from the end of his +hooked nose as he read the old letter from Lily. The +second page carried only a few words: + +could ever have been friends with Gellert Grindelwald. + +I think her mind’s going, personally! + +Lots of love, + +Lily + +Snape took the page bearing Lily’s signature, and her +love, and tucked it inside his robes. Then he ripped in +two the photograph he was also holding, so that he +kept the part from which Lily laughed, throwing the +portion showing James and Harry back onto the floor, +under the chest of drawers. ... + +Page | 780 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And now Snape stood again in the headmaster’s +study as Phineas Nigellus came hurrying into his +portrait. + +“Headmaster! They are camping in the Forest of Dean! +The Mudblood — ” + +“Do not use that word!” + +“ — the Granger girl, then, mentioned the place as she +opened her bag and I heard her!” + +“Good. Very good!” cried the portrait of Dumbledore +behind the headmaster’s chair. “Now, Severus, the +sword! Do not forget that it must be taken under +conditions of need and valor — and he must not know +that you give it! If Voldemort should read Harry’s +mind and see you acting for him — ” + +“I know,” said Snape curtly. He approached the +portrait of Dumbledore and pulled at its side. It +swung forward, revealing a hidden cavity behind it +from which he took the sword of Gryffindor. + +“And you still aren’t going to tell me why it’s so +important to give Potter the sword?” said Snape as he +swung a traveling cloak over his robes. + +“No, I don’t think so,” said Dumbledore’s portrait. “He +will know what to do with it. And Severus, be very +careful, they may not take kindly to your appearance +after George Weasley’s mishap — ” + +Snape turned at the door. + +“Don’t worry, Dumbledore,” he said coolly. “I have a +plan. ...” + + + +Page | 781 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +And Snape left the room. Harry rose up out of the +Pensieve, and moments later he lay on the carpeted +floor in exactly the same room: Snape might just have +closed the door. + + + +Page | 782 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE FOREST AGAIN + +Finally, the truth. Lying with his face pressed into the +dusty carpet of the office where he had once thought +he was learning the secrets of victory, Harry +understood at last that he was not supposed to +survive. His job was to walk calmly into Death’s +welcoming arms. Along the way, he was to dispose of +Voldemort’s remaining links to life, so that when at +last he flung himself across Voldemort’s path, and did +not raise a wand to defend himself, the end would be +clean, and the job that ought to have been done in +Godric’s Hollow would be finished: Neither would live, +neither could survive. + +He felt his heart pounding fiercely in his chest. How +strange that in his dread of death, it pumped all the +harder, valiantly keeping him alive. But it would have +to stop, and soon. Its beats were numbered. How +many would there be time for, as he rose and walked +through the castle for the last time, out into the +grounds and into the forest? + + + +Page | 783 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +Terror washed over him as he lay on the floor, with +that funeral drum pounding inside him. Would it hurt +to die? All those times he had thought that it was +about to happen and escaped, he had never really +thought of the thing itself: His will to live had always +been so much stronger than his fear of death. Yet it +did not occur to him now to try to escape, to outrun +Voldemort. It was over, he knew it, and all that was +left was the thing itself: dying. + +If he could only have died on that summer’s night +when he had left number four, Privet Drive, for the +last time, when the noble phoenix-feather wand had +saved him! If he could only have died like Hedwig, so +quickly he would not have known it had happened! + +Or if he could have launched himself in front of a +wand to save someone he loved. ... He envied even his +parents’ deaths now. This cold-blooded walk to his +own destruction would require a different kind of +bravery. He felt his fingers trembling slightly and +made an effort to control them, although no one could +see him; the portraits on the walls were all empty. + +Slowly, very slowly, he sat up, and as he did so he felt +more alive and more aware of his own living body +than ever before. Why had he never appreciated what +a miracle he was, brain and nerve and bounding +heart? It would all be gone ... or at least, he would be +gone from it. His breath came slow and deep, and his +mouth and throat were completely dry, but so were +his eyes. + +Dumbledore’s betrayal was almost nothing. Of course +there had been a bigger plan; Harry had simply been +too foolish to see it, he realized that now. He had +never questioned his own assumption that +Dumbledore wanted him alive. Now he saw that his +life span had always been determined by how long it +took to eliminate all the Horcruxes. Dumbledore had +Page | 784 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +passed the job of destroying them to him, and +obediently he had continued to chip away at the +bonds tying not only Voldemort, but himself, to life! +How neat, how elegant, not to waste any more lives, +but to give the dangerous task to the boy who had +already been marked for slaughter, and whose death +would not be a calamity, but another blow against +Voldemort. + +And Dumbledore had known that Harry would not +duck out, that he would keep going to the end, even +though it was his end, because he had taken trouble +to get to know him, hadn’t he? Dumbledore knew, as +Voldemort knew, that Harry would not let anyone else +die for him now that he had discovered it was in his +power to stop it. The images of Fred, Lupin, and +Tonks lying dead in the Great Hall forced their way +back into his mind’s eye, and for a moment he could +hardly breathe: Death was impatient. ... + +But Dumbledore had overestimated him. He had +failed: The snake survived. One Horcrux remained to +bind Voldemort to the earth, even after Harry had +been killed. True, that would mean an easier job for +somebody. He wondered who would do it. ... Ron and +Hermione would know what needed to be done, of +course. ... That would have been why Dumbledore +wanted him to confide in two others ... so that if he +fulfilled his true destiny a little early, they could carry +on. ... + +Like rain on a cold window, these thoughts pattered +against the hard surface of the incontrovertible truth, +which was that he must die. I must die. It must end. + +Ron and Hermione seemed a long way away, in a far- +off country; he felt as though he had parted from +them long ago. There would be no good-byes and no +explanations, he was determined of that. This was a + +Page | 785 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +journey they could not take together, and the +attempts they would make to stop him would waste +valuable time. He looked down at the battered gold +watch he had received on his seventeenth birthday. +Nearly half of the hour allotted by Voldemort for his +surrender had elapsed. + +He stood up. His heart was leaping against his ribs +like a frantic bird. Perhaps it knew it had little time +left, perhaps it was determined to fulfill a lifetime’s +beats before the end. He did not look back as he +closed the office door. + +The castle was empty. He felt ghostly striding through +it alone, as if he had already died. The portrait people +were still missing from their frames; the whole place +was eerily still, as if all its remaining lifeblood were +concentrated in the Great Hall where the dead and +the mourners were crammed. + +Harry pulled the Invisibility Cloak over himself and +descended through the floors, at last walking down +the marble staircase into the entrance hall. Perhaps +some tiny part of him hoped to be sensed, to be seen, +to be stopped, but the Cloak was, as ever, +impenetrable, perfect, and he reached the front doors +easily. + +Then Neville nearly walked into him. He was one half +of a pair that was carrying a body in from the +grounds. Harry glanced down and felt another dull +blow to his stomach: Colin Creevey, though underage, +must have sneaked back just as Malfoy, Crabbe, and +Goyle had done. He was tiny in death. + +“You know what? I can manage him alone, Neville,” +said Oliver Wood, and he heaved Colin over his +shoulder in a fireman’s lift and carried him into the +Great Hall. + +Page | 786 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Neville leaned against the door frame for a moment +and wiped his forehead with the back of his hand. He +looked like an old man. Then he set off down the +steps again into the darkness to recover more bodies. + +Harry took one glance back at the entrance of the +Great Hall. People were moving around, trying to +comfort each other, drinking, kneeling beside the +dead, but he could not see any of the people he loved, +no hint of Hermione, Ron, Ginny, or any of the other +Weasleys, no Luna. He felt he would have given all the +time remaining to him for just one last look at them; +but then, would he ever have the strength to stop +looking? It was better like this. + +He moved down the steps and out into the darkness. + +It was nearly four in the morning, and the deathly +stillness of the grounds felt as though they were +holding their breath, waiting to see whether he could +do what he must. + +Harry moved toward Neville, who was bending over +another body. + +“Neville.” + +“Blimey, Harry, you nearly gave me heart failure!” + +Harry had pulled off the Cloak: The idea had come to +him out of nowhere, born out of a desire to make +absolutely sure. + +“Where are you going, alone?” Neville asked +suspiciously. + +“It’s all part of the plan,” said Harry. “There’s +something I’ve got to do. Listen — Neville — ” + + + +Page | 787 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Harry!” Neville looked suddenly scared. “Harry, +you’re not thinking of handing yourself over?” + + + +“No,” Harry lied easily. “ ’Course not ... this is +something else. But I might be out of sight for a while. +You know Voldemort’s snake, Neville? He’s got a huge +snake. ... Calls it Nagini ...” + +“I’ve heard, yeah. ... What about it?” + +“It’s got to be killed. Ron and Hermione know that, +but just in case they — ” + +The awfulness of that possibility smothered him for a +moment, made it impossible to keep talking. But he +pulled himself together again: This was crucial, he +must be like Dumbledore, keep a cool head, make +sure there were backups, others to carry on. +Dumbledore had died knowing that three people still +knew about the Horcruxes; now Neville would take +Harry’s place: There would still be three in the secret. + +“Just in case they’re — busy — and you get the +chance — ” + +“Kill the snake?” + +“Kill the snake,” Harry repeated. + +“All right, Harry. You’re okay, are you?” + +“I’m fine. Thanks, Neville.” + +But Neville seized his wrist as Harry made to move +on. + +“We’re all going to keep fighting, Harry. You know +that?” + +Page | 788 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Yeah, I — ” + + + +The suffocating feeling extinguished the end of the +sentence; he could not go on. Neville did not seem to +find it strange. He patted Harry on the shoulder, +released him, and walked away to look for more +bodies. + +Harry swung the Cloak back over himself and walked +on. Someone else was moving not far away, stooping +over another prone figure on the ground. He was feet +away from her when he realized it was Ginny. + +He stopped in his tracks. She was crouching over a +girl who was whispering for her mother. + +“It’s all right,” Ginny was saying. “It’s okay. We’re +going to get you inside.” + +“But I want to go home,” whispered the girl. “I don’t +want to fight anymore!” + +“I know,” said Ginny, and her voice broke. “It’s going +to be all right.” + +Ripples of cold undulated over Harry’s skin. He +wanted to shout out to the night, he wanted Ginny to +know that he was there, he wanted her to know where +he was going. He wanted to be stopped, to be dragged +back, to be sent back home. ... + +But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best +home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, +the abandoned boys, had all found home here. ... + +Ginny was kneeling beside the injured girl now, +holding her hand. With a huge effort Harry forced +himself on. He thought he saw Ginny look around as +he passed, and wondered whether she had sensed + +Page | 789 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +someone walking nearby, but he did not speak, and +he did not look back. + +Hagrid’s hut loomed out of the darkness. There were +no lights, no sound of Fang scrabbling at the door, +his bark booming in welcome. All those visits to +Hagrid, and the gleam of the copper kettle on the fire, +and rock cakes and giant grubs, and his great +bearded face, and Ron vomiting slugs, and Hermione +helping him save Norbert ... + +He moved on, and now he reached the edge of the +forest, and he stopped. + +A swarm of dementors was gliding amongst the trees; +he could feel their chill, and he was not sure he would +be able to pass safely through it. He had no strength +left for a Patronus. He could no longer control his own +trembling. It was not, after all, so easy to die. Every +second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool +air on his face, was so precious: To think that people +had years and years, time to waste, so much time it +dragged, and he was clinging to each second. At the +same time he thought that he would not be able to go +on, and knew that he must. The long game was +ended, the Snitch had been caught, it was time to +leave the air. ... + +The Snitch. His nerveless fingers fumbled for a +moment with the pouch at his neck and he pulled it +out. + +I open at the close. + +Breathing fast and hard, he stared down at it. Now +that he wanted time to move as slowly as possible, it +seemed to have sped up, and understanding was +coming so fast it seemed to have bypassed thought. +This was the close. This was the moment. + +Page | 790 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He pressed the golden metal to his lips and +whispered, “I am about to die.” + +The metal shell broke open. He lowered his shaking +hand, raised Draco’s wand beneath the Cloak, and +murmured, “Lumos.” + +The black stone with its jagged crack running down +the center sat in the two halves of the Snitch. The +Resurrection Stone had cracked down the vertical line +representing the Elder Wand. The triangle and circle +representing the Cloak and the stone were still +discernible. + +And again Harry understood without having to think. +It did not matter about bringing them back, for he +was about to join them. He was not really fetching +them: They were fetching him. + +He closed his eyes and turned the stone over in his +hand three times. + +He knew it had happened, because he heard slight +movements around him that suggested frail bodies +shifting their footing on the earthy, twig- strewn +ground that marked the outer edge of the forest. He +opened his eyes and looked around. + +They were neither ghost nor truly flesh, he could see +that. They resembled most closely the Riddle that had +escaped from the diary so long ago, and he had been +memory made nearly solid. Less substantial than +living bodies, but much more than ghosts, they +moved toward him, and on each face, there was the +same loving smile. + +James was exactly the same height as Harry. He was +wearing the clothes in which he had died, and his + + + +Page | 791 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +hair was untidy and ruffled, and his glasses were a +little lopsided, like Mr. Weasley’s. + +Sirius was tall and handsome, and younger by far +than Harry had seen him in life. He loped with an +easy grace, his hands in his pockets and a grin on his +face. + +Lupin was younger too, and much less shabby, and +his hair was thicker and darker. He looked happy to +be back in this familiar place, scene of so many +adolescent wanderings. + +Lily’s smile was widest of all. She pushed her long +hair back as she drew close to him, and her green +eyes, so like his, searched his face hungrily, as +though she would never be able to look at him +enough. + +“You’ve been so brave.” + +He could not speak. His eyes feasted on her, and he +thought that he would like to stand and look at her +forever, and that would be enough. + +“You are nearly there,” said James. “Very close. We +are ... so proud of you.” + +“Does it hurt?” + +The childish question had fallen from Harry’s lips +before he could stop it. + +“Dying? Not at all,” said Sirius. “Quicker and easier +than falling asleep.” + +“And he will want it to be quick. He wants it over,” +said Lupin. + + + +Page | 792 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I didn’t want you to die,” Harry said. These words +came without his volition. “Any of you. I’m sorry — ” + + + +He addressed Lupin more than any of them, +beseeching him. + +“ — right after you’d had your son ... Remus, I’m sorry + + + +“I am sorry too,” said Lupin. “Sorry I will never know +him . . . but he will know why I died and I hope he will +understand. I was trying to make a world in which he +could live a happier life.” + +A chilly breeze that seemed to emanate from the heart +of the forest lifted the hair at Harry’s brow. He knew +that they would not tell him to go, that it would have +to be his decision. + +“You’ll stay with me?” + +“Until the very end,” said James. + +“They won’t be able to see you?” asked Harry. + +“We are part of you,” said Sirius. “Invisible to anyone +else.” + +Harry looked at his mother. + +“Stay close to me,” he said quietly. + +And he set off. The dementors’ chill did not overcome +him; he passed through it with his companions, and +they acted like Patronuses to him, and together they +marched through the old trees that grew closely +together, their branches tangled, their roots gnarled +and twisted underfoot. Harry clutched the Cloak +tightly around him in the darkness, traveling deeper +Page | 793 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +and deeper into the forest, with no idea where exactly +Voldemort was, but sure that he would find him. +Beside him, making scarcely a sound, walked James, +Sirius, Lupin, and Lily, and their presence was his +courage, and the reason he was able to keep putting +one foot in front of the other. + +His body and mind felt oddly disconnected now, his +limbs working without conscious instruction, as if he +were passenger, not driver, in the body he was about +to leave. The dead who walked beside him through +the forest were much more real to him now than the +living back at the castle: Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and +all the others were the ones who felt like ghosts as he +stumbled and slipped toward the end of his life, +toward Voldemort. ... + +A thud and a whisper: Some other living creature had +stirred close by. Harry stopped under the Cloak, +peering around, listening, and his mother and father, +Lupin and Sirius stopped too. + +“Someone there,” came a rough whisper close at +hand. “He’s got an Invisibility Cloak. Could it be — ?” + +Two figures emerged from behind a nearby tree: Their +wands flared, and Harry saw Yaxley and Dolohov +peering into the darkness, directly at the place Harry, +his mother and father and Sirius and Lupin stood. +Apparently they could not see anything. + +“Definitely heard something,” said Yaxley. “Animal, +d’you reckon?” + +“That head case Hagrid kept a whole bunch of stuff in +here,” said Dolohov, glancing over his shoulder. + +Yaxley looked down at his watch. + + + +Page | 794 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Time’s nearly up. Potter’s had his hour. He’s not +coming.” + +“And he was sure he’d come! He won’t be happy.” + +“Better go back,” said Yaxley. “Find out what the plan +is now.” + +He and Dolohov turned and walked deeper into the +forest. Harry followed them, knowing that they would +lead him exactly where he wanted to go. He glanced +sideways, and his mother smiled at him, and his +father nodded encouragement. + +They had traveled on mere minutes when Harry saw +light ahead, and Yaxley and Dolohov stepped out into +a clearing that Harry knew had been the place where +the monstrous Aragog had once lived. The remnants +of his vast web were there still, but the swarm of +descendants he had spawned had been driven out by +the Death Eaters, to fight for their cause. + +A fire burned in the middle of the clearing, and its +flickering light fell over a crowd of completely silent, +watchful Death Eaters. Some of them were still +masked and hooded; others showed their faces. Two +giants sat on the outskirts of the group, casting +massive shadows over the scene, their faces cruel, +rough-hewn like rock. Harry saw Fenrir, skulking, +chewing his long nails; the great blond Rowle was +dabbing at his bleeding lip. He saw Lucius Malfoy, +who looked defeated and terrified, and Narcissa, +whose eyes were sunken and full of apprehension. + +Every eye was fixed upon Voldemort, who stood with +his head bowed, and his white hands folded over the +Elder Wand in front of him. He might have been +praying, or else counting silently in his mind, and +Harry, standing still on the edge of the scene, thought +Page | 795 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +absurdly of a child counting in a game of hide-and- +seek. Behind his head, still swirling and coiling, the +great snake Nagini floated in her glittering, charmed +cage, like a monstrous halo. + +When Dolohov and Yaxley rejoined the circle, +Voldemort looked up. + +“No sign of him, my Lord,” said Dolohov. + +Voldemort ’s expression did not change. The red eyes +seemed to burn in the firelight. Slowly he drew the +Elder Wand between his long fingers. + +“My Lord — ” + +Bellatrix had spoken: She sat closest to Voldemort, +disheveled, her face a little bloody but otherwise +unharmed. + +Voldemort raised his hand to silence her, and she did +not speak another word, but eyed him in worshipful +fascination. + +“I thought he would come,” said Voldemort in his +high, clear voice, his eyes on the leaping flames. “I +expected him to come.” + +Nobody spoke. They seemed as scared as Harry, +whose heart was now throwing itself against his ribs +as though determined to escape the body he was +about to cast aside. His hands were sweating as he +pulled off the Invisibility Cloak and stuffed it beneath +his robes, with his wand. He did not want to be +tempted to fight. + +“I was, it seems ... mistaken,” said Voldemort. + +“You weren’t.” + +Page | 796 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry said it as loudly as he could, with all the force +he could muster: He did not want to sound afraid. + +The Resurrection Stone slipped from between his +numb fingers, and out of the corner of his eyes he +saw his parents, Sirius, and Lupin vanish as he +stepped forward into the firelight. At that moment he +felt that nobody mattered but Voldemort. It was just +the two of them. + +The illusion was gone as soon as it had come. The +giants roared as the Death Eaters rose together, and +there were many cries, gasps, even laughter. +Voldemort had frozen where he stood, but his red +eyes had found Harry, and he stared as Harry moved +toward him, with nothing but the fire between them. + +Then a voice yelled: “HARRY! NO!” + +He turned: Hagrid was bound and trussed, tied to a +tree nearby. His massive body shook the branches +overhead as he struggled, desperate. + +“NO! NO! HARRY, WHAT’RE YEH — ?” + +“QUIET!” shouted Rowle, and with a flick of his wand +Hagrid was silenced. + +Bellatrix, who had leapt to her feet, was looking +eagerly from Voldemort to Harry, her breast heaving. +The only things that moved were the flames and the +snake, coiling and uncoiling in the glittering cage +behind Voldemort’s head. + +Harry could feel his wand against his chest, but he +made no attempt to draw it. He knew that the snake +was too well protected, knew that if he managed to +point the wand at Nagini, fifty curses would hit him +first. And still, Voldemort and Harry looked at each +other, and now Voldemort tilted his head a little to +Page | 797 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the side, considering the boy standing before him, +and a singularly mirthless smile curled the lipless +mouth. + +“Harry Potter,” he said very softly. His voice might +have been part of the spitting fire. “The Boy Who +Lived.” + +None of the Death Eaters moved. They were waiting: +Everything was waiting. Hagrid was struggling, and +Bellatrix was panting, and Harry thought inexplicably +of Ginny, and her blazing look, and the feel of her lips +on his — + +Voldemort had raised his wand. His head was still +tilted to one side, like a curious child, wondering what +would happen if he proceeded. Harry looked back into +the red eyes, and wanted it to happen now, quickly, +while he could still stand, before he lost control, +before he betrayed fear — + +He saw the mouth move and a flash of green light, +and everything was gone. + + + +Page | 798 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +KING’S CROSS + +He lay facedown, listening to the silence. He was +perfectly alone. Nobody was watching. Nobody else +was there. He was not perfectly sure that he was +there himself. + +A long time later, or maybe no time at all, it came to +him that he must exist, must be more than +disembodied thought, because he was lying, definitely +lying, on some surface. Therefore he had a sense of +touch, and the thing against which he lay existed too. + +Almost as soon as he had reached this conclusion, +Harry became conscious that he was naked. +Convinced as he was of his total solitude, this did not +concern him, but it did intrigue him slightly. He +wondered whether, as he could feel, he would be able +to see. In opening them, he discovered that he had +eyes. + +He lay in a bright mist, though it was not like mist he +had ever experienced before. His surroundings were +not hidden by cloudy vapor; rather the cloudy vapor + +Page | 799 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +had not yet formed into surroundings. The floor on +which he lay seemed to be white, neither warm nor +cold, but simply there, a flat, blank something on +which to be. + +He sat up. His body appeared unscathed. He touched +his face. He was not wearing glasses anymore. + +Then a noise reached him through the unformed +nothingness that surrounded him: the small soft +thumpings of something that flapped, flailed, and +struggled. It was a pitiful noise, yet also slightly +indecent. He had the uncomfortable feeling that he +was eavesdropping on something furtive, shameful. + +For the first time, he wished he were clothed. + +Barely had the wish formed in his head than robes +appeared a short distance away. He took them and +pulled them on: They were soft, clean, and warm. It +was extraordinary how they had appeared, just like +that, the moment he had wanted them. ... + +He stood up, looking around. Was he in some great +Room of Requirement? The longer he looked, the more +there was to see. A great domed glass roof glittered +high above him in sunlight. Perhaps it was a palace. +All was hushed and still, except for those odd +thumping and whimpering noises coming from +somewhere close by in the mist. ... + +Harry turned slowly on the spot, and his +surroundings seemed to invent themselves before his +eyes. A wide-open space, bright and clean, a hall +larger by far than the Great Hall, with that clear, +domed glass ceiling. It was quite empty. He was the +only person there, except for — + + + +Page | 800 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He recoiled. He had spotted the thing that was +making the noises. It had the form of a small, naked +child, curled on the ground, its skin raw and rough, +flayed-looking, and it lay shuddering under a seat +where it had been left, unwanted, stuffed out of sight, +struggling for breath. + +He was afraid of it. Small and fragile and wounded +though it was, he did not want to approach it. +Nevertheless he drew slowly nearer, ready to jump +back at any moment. Soon he stood near enough to +touch it, yet he could not bring himself to do it. He +felt like a coward. He ought to comfort it, but it +repulsed him. + +“You cannot help.” + +He spun around. Albus Dumbledore was walking +toward him, sprightly and upright, wearing sweeping +robes of midnight blue. + +“Harry.” He spread his arms wide, and his hands were +both whole and white and undamaged. “You +wonderful boy. You brave, brave man. Let us walk.” + +Stunned, Harry followed as Dumbledore strode away +from where the flayed child lay whimpering, leading +him to two seats that Harry had not previously +noticed, set some distance away under that high, +sparkling ceiling. Dumbledore sat down in one of +them, and Harry fell into the other, staring at his old +headmaster’s face. Dumbledore ’s long silver hair and +beard, the piercingly blue eyes behind half-moon +spectacles, the crooked nose: Everything was as he +had remembered it. And yet... + +“But you’re dead,” said Harry. + +“Oh yes,” said Dumbledore matter-of-factly. + +Page | 801 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Then ... I’m dead too?” + + + +“Ah,” said Dumbledore, smiling still more broadly. +“That is the question, isn’t it? On the whole, dear boy, +I think not.” + +They looked at each other, the old man still beaming. +“Not?” repeated Harry. + +“Not,” said Dumbledore. + +“But ...” Harry raised his hand instinctively toward +the lightning scar. It did not seem to be there. “But I +should have died — I didn’t defend myself! I meant to +let him kill me!” + +“And that,” said Dumbledore, “will, I think, have +made all the difference.” + +Happiness seemed to radiate from Dumbledore like +light, like fire: Harry had never seen the man so +utterly, so palpably content. + +“Explain,” said Harry. + +“But you already know,” said Dumbledore. He +twiddled his thumbs together. + +“I let him kill me,” said Harry. “Didn’t I?” + +“You did,” said Dumbledore, nodding. “Go on!” + +“So the part of his soul that was in me ...” + +Dumbledore nodded still more enthusiastically, +urging Harry onward, a broad smile of encouragement +on his face. + + + +Page | 802 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +"... has it gone?” + + + +“Oh yes!” said Dumbledore. “Yes, he destroyed it. + +Your soul is whole, and completely your own, Harry.” + +“But then ...” + +Harry glanced over his shoulder to where the small, +maimed creature trembled under the chair. + +“What is that, Professor?” + +“Something that is beyond either of our help,” said +Dumbledore. + +“But if Voldemort used the Killing Curse,” Harry +started again, “and nobody died for me this time — +how can I be alive?” + +“I think you know,” said Dumbledore. “Think back. +Remember what he did, in his ignorance, in his greed +and his cruelty.” + +Harry thought. He let his gaze drift over his +surroundings. If it was indeed a palace in which they +sat, it was an odd one, with chairs set in little rows +and bits of railing here and there, and still, he and +Dumbledore and the stunted creature under the chair +were the only beings there. Then the answer rose to +his lips easily, without effort. + +“He took my blood,” said Harry. + +“Precisely!” said Dumbledore. “He took your blood and +rebuilt his living body with it! Your blood in his veins, +Harry, Lily’s protection inside both of you! He tethered +you to life while he lives!” + + + +Page | 803 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I live . . . while he lives? But I thought ... I thought it +was the other way round! I thought we both had to +die? Or is it the same thing?” + +He was distracted by the whimpering and thumping +of the agonized creature behind them and glanced +back at it yet again. + +“Are you sure we can’t do anything?” + +“There is no help possible.” + +“Then explain ... more,” said Harry, and Dumbledore +smiled. + +“You were the seventh Horcrux, Harry, the Horcrux +he never meant to make. He had rendered his soul so +unstable that it broke apart when he committed those +acts of unspeakable evil, the murder of your parents, +the attempted killing of a child. But what escaped +from that room was even less than he knew. He left +more than his body behind. He left part of himself +latched to you, the would-be victim who had survived. + +“And his knowledge remained woefully incomplete, +Harry! That which Voldemort does not value, he takes +no trouble to comprehend. Of house-elves and +children’s tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, +Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. +That they all have a power beyond his own, a power +beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth he has +never grasped. + +“He took your blood believing it would strengthen +him. He took into his body a tiny part of the +enchantment your mother laid upon you when she +died for you. His body keeps her sacrifice alive, and +while that enchantment survives, so do you and so +does Voldemort’s one last hope for himself.” + +Page | 804 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore smiled at Harry, and Harry stared at +him. + + + +“And you knew this? You knew — all along?” + +“I guessed. But my guesses have usually been good,” +said Dumbledore happily, and they sat in silence for +what seemed like a long time, while the creature +behind them continued to whimper and tremble. + +“There’s more,” said Harry. “There’s more to it. Why +did my wand break the wand he borrowed?” + +“As to that, I cannot be sure.” + +“Have a guess, then,” said Harry, and Dumbledore +laughed. + +“What you must understand, Harry, is that you and +Lord Voldemort have journeyed together into realms +of magic hitherto unknown and untested. But here is +what I think happened, and it is unprecedented, and +no wandmaker could, I think, ever have predicted it +or explained it to Voldemort. + +“Without meaning to, as you now know, Lord +Voldemort doubled the bond between you when he +returned to a human form. A part of his soul was still +attached to yours, and, thinking to strengthen +himself, he took a part of your mother’s sacrifice into +himself. If he could only have understood the precise +and terrible power of that sacrifice, he would not, +perhaps, have dared to touch your blood. ... But then, +if he had been able to understand, he could not be +Lord Voldemort, and might never have murdered at +all. + +“Having ensured this two-fold connection, having +wrapped your destinies together more securely than + +Page | 805 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ever two wizards were joined in history, Voldemort +proceeded to attack you with a wand that shared a +core with yours. And now something very strange +happened, as we know. The cores reacted in a way +that Lord Voldemort, who never knew that your wand +was twin of his, had never expected. + +“He was more afraid than you were that night, Harry. +You had accepted, even embraced, the possibility of +death, something Lord Voldemort has never been able +to do. Your courage won, your wand overpowered his. +And in doing so, something happened between those +wands, something that echoed the relationship +between their masters. + +“I believe that your wand imbibed some of the power +and qualities of Voldemort’s wand that night, which is +to say that it contained a little of Voldemort himself. +So your wand recognized him when he pursued you, +recognized a man who was both kin and mortal +enemy, and it regurgitated some of his own magic +against him, magic much more powerful than +anything Lucius’s wand had ever performed. Your +wand now contained the power of your enormous +courage and of Voldemort’s own deadly skill: What +chance did that poor stick of Lucius Malfoy’s stand?” + +“But if my wand was so powerful, how come +Hermione was able to break it?” asked Harry. + +“My dear boy, its remarkable effects were directed +only at Voldemort, who had tampered so ill-advisedly +with the deepest laws of magic. Only toward him was +that wand abnormally powerful. Otherwise it was a +wand like any other ... though a good one, I am sure,” +Dumbledore finished kindly. + + + +Page | 806 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry sat in thought for a long time, or perhaps +seconds. It was very hard to be sure of things like +time, here. + +“He killed me with your wand.” + +“He failed to kill you with my wand,” Dumbledore +corrected Harry. “I think we can agree that you are +not dead — though, of course,” he added, as if fearing +he had been discourteous, “I do not minimize your +sufferings, which I am sure were severe.” + +“I feel great at the moment, though,” said Harry, +looking down at his clean, unblemished hands. +“Where are we, exactly?” + +“Well, I was going to ask you that,” said Dumbledore, +looking around. “Where would you say that we are?” + +Until Dumbledore had asked, Harry had not known. +Now, however, he found that he had an answer ready +to give. + +“It looks,” he said slowly, “like King’s Cross station. +Except a lot cleaner and empty, and there are no +trains as far as I can see.” + +“King’s Cross station!” Dumbledore was chuckling +immoderately. “Good gracious, really?” + +“Well, where do you think we are?” asked Harry, a +little defensively. + +“My dear boy, I have no idea. This is, as they say, +your party.” + +Harry had no idea what this meant; Dumbledore was +being infuriating. He glared at him, then remembered + + + +Page | 807 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +a much more pressing question than that of their +current location. + +“The Deathly Hallows,” he said, and he was glad to +see that the words wiped the smile from +Dumbledore’s face. + +“Ah, yes,” he said. He even looked a little worried. +“Well?” + +For the first time since Harry had met Dumbledore, +he looked less than an old man, much less. He looked +fleetingly like a small boy caught in wrongdoing. + +“Can you forgive me?” he said. “Can you forgive me +for not trusting you? For not telling you? Harry, I only +feared that you would fail as I had failed. I only +dreaded that you would make my mistakes. I crave +your pardon, Harry. I have known, for some time now, +that you are the better man.” + +“What are you talking about?” asked Harry, startled +by Dumbledore’s tone, by the sudden tears in his +eyes. + +“The Hallows, the Hallows,” murmured Dumbledore. +“A desperate man’s dream!” + +“But they’re real!” + +“Real, and dangerous, and a lure for fools,” said +Dumbledore. “And I was such a fool. But you know, +don’t you? I have no secrets from you anymore. You +know.” + +“What do I know?” + + + +Page | 808 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore turned his whole body to face Harry, and +tears still sparkled in the brilliantly blue eyes. + + + +“Master of death, Harry, master of Death! Was I +better, ultimately, than Voldemort?” + +“Of course you were,” said Harry. “Of course — how +can you ask that? You never killed if you could avoid +it!” + + + +“True, true,” said Dumbledore, and he was like a +child seeking reassurance. “Yet I too sought a way to +conquer death, Harry.” + +“Not the way he did,” said Harry. After all his anger at +Dumbledore, how odd it was to sit here, beneath the +high, vaulted ceiling, and defend Dumbledore from +himself. “Hallows, not Horcruxes.” + +“Hallows,” murmured Dumbledore, “not Horcruxes. +Precisely.” + +There was a pause. The creature behind them +whimpered, but Harry no longer looked around. + +“Grindelwald was looking for them too?” he asked. + +Dumbledore closed his eyes for a moment and +nodded. + +“It was the thing, above all, that drew us together,” he +said quietly. “Two clever, arrogant boys with a shared +obsession. He wanted to come to Godric’s Hollow, as I +am sure you have guessed, because of the grave of +Ignotus Peverell. He wanted to explore the place the +third brother had died.” + +“So it’s true?” asked Harry. “All of it? The Peverell +brothers — ” + +Page | 809 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“ — were the three brothers of the tale,” said +Dumbledore, nodding. “Oh yes, I think so. Whether +they met Death on a lonely road ... I think it more +likely that the Peverell brothers were simply gifted, +dangerous wizards who succeeded in creating those +powerful objects. The story of them being Death’s own +Hallows seems to me the sort of legend that might +have sprung up around such creations. + +“The Cloak, as you know now, traveled down through +the ages, father to son, mother to daughter, right +down to Ignotus’s last living descendant, who was +born, as Ignotus was, in the village of Godric’s +Hollow.” + +Dumbledore smiled at Harry. + +“Me?” + +“You. You have guessed, I know, why the Cloak was +in my possession on the night your parents died. +James had showed it to me just a few days +previously. It explained much of his undetected +wrong-doing at school! I could hardly believe what I +was seeing. I asked to borrow it, to examine it. I had +long since given up my dream of uniting the Hallows, +but I could not resist, could not help taking a closer +look. ... It was a Cloak the likes of which I had never +seen, immensely old, perfect in every respect . . . and +then your father died, and I had two Hallows at last, +all to myself!” + +His tone was unbearably bitter. + +“The Cloak wouldn’t have helped them survive, +though,” Harry said quickly. “Voldemort knew where +my mum and dad were. The Cloak couldn’t have +made them curse-proof.” + + + +Page | 810 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“True,” sighed Dumbledore. “True.” + + + +Harry waited, but Dumbledore did not speak, so he +prompted him. + +“So you’d given up looking for the Hallows when you +saw the Cloak?” + +“Oh yes,” said Dumbledore faintly. It seemed that he +forced himself to meet Harry’s eyes. “You know what +happened. You know. You cannot despise me more +than I despise myself.” + +“But I don’t despise you — ” + +“Then you should,” said Dumbledore. He drew a deep +breath. “You know the secret of my sister’s ill health, +what those Muggles did, what she became. You know +how my poor father sought revenge, and paid the +price, died in Azkaban. You know how my mother +gave up her own life to care for Ariana. + +“I resented it, Harry.” + +Dumbledore stated it baldly, coldly. He was looking +now over the top of Harry’s head, into the distance. + +“I was gifted, I was brilliant. I wanted to escape. I +wanted to shine. I wanted glory. + +“Do not misunderstand me,” he said, and pain +crossed the face so that he looked ancient again. “I +loved them. I loved my parents, I loved my brother +and my sister, but I was selfish, Harry, more selfish +than you, who are a remarkably selfless person, could +possibly imagine. + +“So that, when my mother died, and I was left the +responsibility of a damaged sister and a wayward + +Page | 811 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +brother, I returned to my village in anger and +bitterness. Trapped and wasted, I thought! And then, +of course, he came. ...” + +Dumbledore looked directly into Harry’s eyes again. + +“Grindelwald. You cannot imagine how his ideas +caught me, Harry, inflamed me. Muggles forced into +subservience. We wizards triumphant. Grindelwald +and I, the glorious young leaders of the revolution. + +“Oh, I had a few scruples. I assuaged my conscience +with empty words. It would all be for the greater good, +and any harm done would be repaid a hundredfold in +benefits for wizards. Did I know, in my heart of +hearts, what Gellert Grindelwald was? I think I did, +but I closed my eyes. If the plans we were making +came to fruition, all my dreams would come true. + +“And at the heart of our schemes, the Deathly +Hallows! How they fascinated him, how they +fascinated both of us! The unbeatable wand, the +weapon that would lead us to power! The +Resurrection Stone — to him, though I pretended not +to know it, it meant an army of Inferi! To me, I +confess, it meant the return of my parents, and the +lifting of all responsibility from my shoulders. + +“And the Cloak ... somehow, we never discussed the +Cloak much, Harry. Both of us could conceal +ourselves well enough without the Cloak, the true +magic of which, of course, is that it can be used to +protect and shield others as well as its owner. I +thought that, if we ever found it, it might be useful in +hiding Ariana, but our interest in the Cloak was +mainly that it completed the trio, for the legend said +that the man who united all three objects would then +be truly master of death, which we took to mean +‘invincible.’ + +Page | 812 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Invincible masters of death, Grindelwald and +Dumbledore! Two months of insanity, of cruel +dreams, and neglect of the only two members of my +family left to me. + +“And then ... you know what happened. Reality +returned in the form of my rough, unlettered, and +infinitely more admirable brother. I did not want to +hear the truths he shouted at me. I did not want to +hear that I could not set forth to seek Hallows with a +fragile and unstable sister in tow. + +“The argument became a fight. Grindelwald lost +control. That which I had always sensed in him, +though I pretended not to, now sprang into terrible +being. And Ariana . . . after all my mother’s care and +caution ... lay dead upon the floor.” + +Dumbledore gave a little gasp and began to cry in +earnest. Harry reached out and was glad to find that +he could touch him: He gripped his arm tightly and +Dumbledore gradually regained control. + +“Well, Grindelwald fled, as anyone but I could have +predicted. He vanished, with his plans for seizing +power, and his schemes for Muggle torture, and his +dreams of the Deathly Hallows, dreams in which I +had encouraged him and helped him. He ran, while I +was left to bury my sister, and learn to live with my +guilt and my terrible grief, the price of my shame. + +“Years passed. There were rumors about him. They +said he had procured a wand of immense power. I, +meanwhile, was offered the post of Minister of Magic, +not once, but several times. Naturally, I refused. I had +learned that I was not to be trusted with power.” + +“But you’d have been better, much better, than Fudge +or Scrimgeour!” burst out Harry. + +Page | 813 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Would I?” asked Dumbledore heavily. “I am not so +sure. I had proven, as a very young man, that power +was my weakness and my temptation. It is a curious +thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited +to power are those who have never sought it. Those +who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and +take up the mantle because they must, and find to +their own surprise that they wear it well. + +“I was safer at Hogwarts. I think I was a good teacher + + + +“You were the best — ” + +“ — you are very kind, Harry. But while I busied +myself with the training of young wizards, + +Grindelwald was raising an army. They say he feared +me, and perhaps he did, but less, I think, than I +feared him. + +“Oh, not death,” said Dumbledore, in answer to +Harry’s questioning look. “Not what he could do to me +magically. I knew that we were evenly matched, +perhaps that I was a shade more skillful. It was the +truth I feared. You see, I never knew which of us, in +that last, horrific fight, had actually cast the curse +that killed my sister. You may call me cowardly: You +would be right. Harry, I dreaded beyond all things the +knowledge that it had been I who brought about her +death, not merely through my arrogance and +stupidity, but that I actually struck the blow that +snuffed out her life. + +“I think he knew it, I think he knew what frightened +me. I delayed meeting him until finally, it would have +been too shameful to resist any longer. People were +dying and he seemed unstoppable, and I had to do +what I could. + + + +Page | 814 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Well, you know what happened next. I won the duel. + +I won the wand.” + +Another silence. Harry did not ask whether +Dumbledore had ever found out who struck Ariana +dead. He did not want to know, and even less did he +want Dumbledore to have to tell him. At last he knew +what Dumbledore would have seen when he looked in +the Mirror of Erised, and why Dumbledore had been +so understanding of the fascination it had exercised +over Harry. + +They sat in silence for a long time, and the +whimperings of the creature behind them barely +disturbed Harry anymore. + +At last he said, “Grindelwald tried to stop Voldemort +going after the wand. He lied, you know, pretended he +had never had it.” + +Dumbledore nodded, looking down at his lap, tears +still glittering on the crooked nose. + +“They say he showed remorse in later years, alone in +his cell at Nurmengard. I hope that it is true. I would +like to think he did feel the horror and shame of what +he had done. Perhaps that lie to Voldemort was his +attempt to make amends ... to prevent Voldemort +from taking the Hallow ...” + +"... or maybe from breaking into your tomb?” +suggested Harry, and Dumbledore dabbed his eyes. + +After another short pause Harry said, “You tried to +use the Resurrection Stone.” + +Dumbledore nodded. + + + +Page | 815 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“When I discovered it, after all those years, buried in +the abandoned home of the Gaunts — the Hallow I +had craved most of all, though in my youth I had +wanted it for very different reasons — I lost my head, +Harry. I quite forgot that it was now a Horcrux, that +the ring was sure to carry a curse. I picked it up, and +I put it on, and for a second I imagined that I was +about to see Ariana, and my mother, and my father, +and to tell them how very, very sorry I was. ... + +“I was such a fool, Harry. After all those years I had +learned nothing. I was unworthy to unite the Deathly +Hallows, I had proved it time and again, and here was +final proof.” + +“Why?” said Harry. “It was natural! You wanted to see +them again. What’s wrong with that?” + +“Maybe a man in a million could unite the Hallows, +Harry. I was fit only to possess the meanest of them, +the least extraordinary. I was fit to own the Elder +Wand, and not to boast of it, and not to kill with it. I +was permitted to tame and to use it, because I took it, +not for gain, but to save others from it. + +“But the Cloak, I took out of vain curiosity, and so it +could never have worked for me as it works for you, +its true owner. The stone I would have used in an +attempt to drag back those who are at peace, rather +than to enable my self-sacrifice, as you did. You are +the worthy possessor of the Hallows.” + +Dumbledore patted Harry’s hand, and Harry looked +up at the old man and smiled; he could not help +himself. How could he remain angry with Dumbledore +now? + +“Why did you have to make it so difficult?” + + + +Page | 816 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Dumbledore’s smile was tremulous. + + + +“I am afraid I counted on Miss Granger to slow you +up, Harry. I was afraid that your hot head might +dominate your good heart. I was scared that, if +presented outright with the facts about those +tempting objects, you might seize the Hallows as I +did, at the wrong time, for the wrong reasons. If you +laid hands on them, I wanted you to possess them +safely. You are the true master of death, because the +true master does not seek to run away from Death. + +He accepts that he must die, and understands that +there are far, far worse things in the living world than +dying.” + +“And Voldemort never knew about the Hallows?” + +“I do not think so, because he did not recognize the +Resurrection Stone he turned into a Horcrux. But +even if he had known about them, Harry, I doubt that +he would have been interested in any except the first. +He would not think that he needed the Cloak, and as +for the stone, whom would he want to bring back +from the dead? He fears the dead. He does not love.” + +“But you expected him to go after the wand?” + +“I have been sure that he would try, ever since your +wand beat Voldemort’s in the graveyard of Little +Hangleton. At first, he was afraid that you had +conquered him by superior skill. Once he had +kidnapped Ollivander, however, he discovered the +existence of the twin cores. He thought that explained +everything. Yet the borrowed wand did no better +against yours! So Voldemort, instead of asking +himself what quality it was in you that had made your +wand so strong, what gift you possessed that he did +not, naturally set out to find the one wand that, they +said, would beat any other. For him, the Elder Wand +Page | 817 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +has become an obsession to rival his obsession with +you. He believes that the Elder Wand removes his last +weakness and makes him truly invincible. Poor +Severus ...” + +“If you planned your death with Snape, you meant +him to end up with the Elder Wand, didn’t you?” + +“I admit that was my intention,” said Dumbledore, +“but it did not work as I intended, did it?” + +“No,” said Harry. “That bit didn’t work out.” + +The creature behind them jerked and moaned, and +Harry and Dumbledore sat without talking for the +longest time yet. The realization of what would +happen next settled gradually over Harry in the long +minutes, like softly falling snow. + +“I’ve got to go back, haven’t I?” + +“That is up to you.” + +“I’ve got a choice?” + +“Oh yes.” Dumbledore smiled at him. “We are in +King’s Cross, you say? I think that if you decided not +to go back, you would be able to ... let’s say ... board +a train.” + +“And where would it take me?” + +“On,” said Dumbledore simply. + +Silence again. + +“Voldemort’s got the Elder Wand.” + +“True. Voldemort has the Elder Wand.” + +Page | 818 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But you want me to go back?” + +“I think,” said Dumbledore, “that if you choose to +return, there is a chance that he may be finished for +good. I cannot promise it. But I know this, Harry, that +you have less to fear from returning here than he +does.” + +Harry glanced again at the raw-looking thing that +trembled and choked in the shadow beneath the +distant chair. + +“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, +above all, those who live without love. By returning, +you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer +families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy +goal, then we say good-bye for the present.” + +Harry nodded and sighed. Leaving this place would +not be nearly as hard as walking into the forest had +been, but it was warm and light and peaceful here, +and he knew that he was heading back to pain and +the fear of more loss. He stood up, and Dumbledore +did the same, and they looked for a long moment into +each other’s faces. + +“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or +has this been happening inside my head?” + +Dumbledore beamed at him, and his voice sounded +loud and strong in Harry’s ears even though the +bright mist was descending again, obscuring his +figure. + +“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, +but why on earth should that mean that it is not +real?” * + + + +Page | 819 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + + + +THE FLAW IN THE PLAN + +He was lying facedown on the ground again. The +smell of the forest filled his nostrils. He could feel the +cold hard ground beneath his cheek, and the hinge of +his glasses, which had been knocked sideways by the +fall, cutting into his temple. Every inch of him ached, +and the place where the Killing Curse had hit him felt +like the bruise of an iron-clad punch. He did not stir, +but remained exactly where he had fallen, with his +left arm bent out at an awkward angle and his mouth +gaping. + +He had expected to hear cheers of triumph and +jubilation at his death, but instead hurried footsteps, +whispers, and solicitous murmurs filled the air. + +“My Lord ...my Lord ...” + +It was Bellatrix’s voice, and she spoke as if to a lover. +Harry did not dare open his eyes, but allowed his +other senses to explore his predicament. He knew +that his wand was still stowed beneath his robes +because he could feel it pressed between his chest + +Page | 820 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +and the ground. A slight cushioning effect in the area +of his stomach told him that the Invisibility Cloak was +also there, stuffed out of sight. + +“My Lord ...” + +“That will do,” said Voldemort’s voice. + +More footsteps: Several people were backing away +from the same spot. Desperate to see what was +happening and why, Harry opened his eyes by a +millimeter. + +Voldemort seemed to be getting to his feet. Various +Death Eaters were hurrying away from him, returning +to the crowd lining the clearing. Bellatrix alone +remained behind, kneeling beside Voldemort. + +Harry closed his eyes again and considered what he +had seen. The Death Eaters had been huddled +around Voldemort, who seemed to have fallen to the +ground. Something had happened when he had hit +Harry with the Killing Curse. Had Voldemort too +collapsed? It seemed like it. And both of them had +fallen briefly unconscious and both of them had now +returned. ... + +“My Lord, let me — ” + +“I do not require assistance,” said Voldemort coldly, +and though he could not see it, Harry pictured +Bellatrix withdrawing a helpful hand. “The boy ... Is +he dead?” + +There was complete silence in the clearing. Nobody +approached Harry, but he felt their concentrated gaze; +it seemed to press him harder into the ground, and he +was terrified a finger or an eyelid might twitch. + + + +Page | 821 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You,” said Voldemort, and there was a bang and a +small shriek of pain. “Examine him. Tell me whether +he is dead.” + +Harry did not know who had been sent to verify. He +could only lie there, with his heart thumping +traitorously, and wait to be examined, but at the +same time noting, small comfort though it was, that +Voldemort was wary of approaching him, that +Voldemort suspected that all had not gone to plan. ... + +Hands, softer than he had been expecting, touched +Harry’s face, pulled back an eyelid, crept beneath his +shirt, down to his chest, and felt his heart. He could +hear the woman’s fast breathing, her long hair tickled +his face. He knew that she could feel the steady +pounding of life against his ribs. + +“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” + +The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch +from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair +shielded his face from the onlookers. + +“Yes,” he breathed back. + +He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails +pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. + +“He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers. + +And now they shouted, now they yelled in triumph +and stamped their feet, and through his eyelids, + +Harry saw bursts of red and silver light shoot into the +air in celebration. + +Still feigning death on the ground, he understood. +Narcissa knew that the only way she would be +permitted to enter Hogwarts, and find her son, was as + +Page | 822 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +part of the conquering army. She no longer cared +whether Voldemort won. + +“You see?” screeched Voldemort over the tumult. +“Harry Potter is dead by my hand, and no man alive +can threaten me now! Watch! CrucioV’ + +Harry had been expecting it, knew his body would not +be allowed to remain unsullied upon the forest floor; +it must be subjected to humiliation to prove +Voldemort’s victory. He was lifted into the air, and it +took all his determination to remain limp, yet the pain +he expected did not come. He was thrown once, twice, +three times into the air: His glasses flew off and he +felt his wand slide a little beneath his robes, but he +kept himself floppy and lifeless, and when he fell to +the ground for the last time, the clearing echoed with +jeers and shrieks of laughter. + +“Now,” said Voldemort, “we go to the castle, and show +them what has become of their hero. Who shall drag +the body? No — Wait — ” + +There was a fresh outbreak of laughter, and after a +few moments Harry felt the ground trembling beneath +him. + +“You carry him,” Voldemort said. “He will be nice and +visible in your arms, will he not? Pick up your little +friend, Hagrid. And the glasses — put on the glasses +— he must be recognizable — ” + +Someone slammed Harry’s glasses back onto his face +with deliberate force, but the enormous hands that +lifted him into the air were exceedingly gentle. Harry +could feel Hagrid ’s arms trembling with the force of +his heaving sobs; great tears splashed down upon +him as Hagrid cradled Harry in his arms, and Harry + + + +Page | 823 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +did not dare, by movement or word, to intimate to +Hagrid that all was not, yet, lost. + +“Move,” said Voldemort, and Hagrid stumbled +forward, forcing his way through the close-growing +trees, back through the forest. Branches caught at +Harry’s hair and robes, but he lay quiescent, his +mouth lolling open, his eyes shut, and in the +darkness, while the Death Eaters crowed all around +them, and while Hagrid sobbed blindly, nobody +looked to see whether a pulse beat in the exposed +neck of Harry Potter. . . . + +The two giants crashed along behind the Death +Eaters; Harry could hear trees creaking and falling as +they passed; they made so much din that birds rose +shrieking into the sky, and even the jeers of the Death +Eaters were drowned. The victorious procession +marched on toward the open ground, and after a +while Harry could tell, by the lightening of the +darkness through his closed eyelids, that the trees +were beginning to thin. + +“BANE!” + +Hagrid’s unexpected bellow nearly forced Harry’s eyes +open. “Happy now, are yeh, that yeh didn’ fight, yeh +cowardly bunch o’ nags? Are yeh happy Harry Potter’s +— d-dead...?” + +Hagrid could not continue, but broke down in fresh +tears. Harry wondered how many centaurs were +watching their procession pass; he dared not open his +eyes to look. Some of the Death Eaters called insults +at the centaurs as they left them behind. A little later, +Harry sensed, by a freshening of the air, that they +had reached the edge of the forest. + +“Stop.” + +Page | 824 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Harry thought that Hagrid must have been forced to +obey Voldemort’s command, because he lurched a +little. And now a chill settled over them where they +stood, and Harry heard the rasping breath of the +dementors that patrolled the outer trees. They would +not affect him now. The fact of his own survival +burned inside him, a talisman against them, as +though his father’s stag kept guardian in his heart. + +Someone passed close by Harry, and he knew that it +was Voldemort himself because he spoke a moment +later, his voice magically magnified so that it swelled +through the grounds, crashing upon Harry’s +eardrums. + +“Harry Potter is dead. He was killed as he ran away, +trying to save himself while you lay down your lives +for him. We bring you his body as proof that your +hero is gone. + +“The battle is won. You have lost half of your fighters. +My Death Eaters outnumber you, and the Boy Who +Lived is finished. There must be no more war. Anyone +who continues to resist, man, woman, or child, will be +slaughtered, as will every member of their family. +Come out of the castle now, kneel before me, and you +shall be spared. Your parents and children, your +brothers and sisters will live and be forgiven, and you +will join me in the new world we shall build together.” + +There was silence in the grounds and from the castle. +Voldemort was so close to him that Harry did not dare +open his eyes again. + +“Come,” said Voldemort, and Harry heard him move +ahead, and Hagrid was forced to follow. Now Harry +opened his eyes a fraction, and saw Voldemort +striding in front of them, wearing the great snake +Nagini around his shoulders, now free of her +Page | 825 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +enchanted cage. But Harry had no possibility of +extracting the wand concealed under his robes +without being noticed by the Death Eaters, who +marched on either side of them through the slowly +lightening darkness. ... + +“Harry,” sobbed Hagrid. “Oh, Harry ... Harry ...” + +Harry shut his eyes tight again. He knew that they +were approaching the castle and strained his ears to +distinguish, above the gleeful voices of the Death +Eaters and their tramping footsteps, signs of life from +those within. + +“Stop.” + +The Death Eaters came to a halt: Harry heard them +spreading out in a line facing the open front doors of +the school. He could see, even through his closed lids, +the reddish glow that meant light streamed upon him +from the entrance hall. He waited. Any moment, the +people for whom he had tried to die would see him, +lying apparently dead, in Hagrid ’s arms. + +“NO!” + +The scream was the more terrible because he had +never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall +could make such a sound. He heard another woman +laughing nearby, and knew that Bellatrix gloried in +McGonagall’s despair. He squinted again for a single +second and saw the open doorway filling with people, +as the survivors of the battle came out onto the front +steps to face their vanquishers and see the truth of +Harry’s death for themselves. He saw Voldemort +standing a little in front of him, stroking Nagini’s +head with a single white finger. He closed his eyes +again. + + + +Page | 826 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No!” + + + +“iVo!” + +“Harry! HARRY!” + +Ron’s, Hermione’s, and Ginny’s voices were worse +than McGonagall’s; Harry wanted nothing more than +to call back, yet he made himself lie silent, and their +cries acted like a trigger; the crowd of survivors took +up the cause, screaming and yelling abuse at the +Death Eaters, until — + +“SILENCE!” cried Voldemort, and there was a bang +and a flash of bright light, and silence was forced +upon them all. “It is over! Set him down, Hagrid, at +my feet, where he belongs!” + +Harry felt himself lowered onto the grass. + +“You see?” said Voldemort, and Harry felt him striding +backward and forward right beside the place where he +lay. “Harry Potter is dead! Do you understand now, +deluded ones? He was nothing, ever, but a boy who +relied on others to sacrifice themselves for him!” + +“He beat you!” yelled Ron, and the charm broke, and +the defenders of Hogwarts were shouting and +screaming again until a second, more powerful bang +extinguished their voices once more. + +“He was killed while trying to sneak out of the castle +grounds,” said Voldemort, and there was relish in his +voice for the lie, “killed while trying to save himself — ” + +But Voldemort broke off: Harry heard a scuffle and a +shout, then another bang, a flash of light, and a grunt +of pain; he opened his eyes an infinitesimal amount. +Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at + +Page | 827 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort: Harry saw the figure hit the ground, +Disarmed, Voldemort throwing the challenger’s wand +aside and laughing. + +“And who is this?” he said in his soft snake’s hiss. +“Who has volunteered to demonstrate what happens +to those who continue to fight when the battle is +lost?” + +Bellatrix gave a delighted laugh. + +“It is Neville Longbottom, my Lord! The boy who has +been giving the Carrows so much trouble! The son of +the Aurors, remember?” + +“Ah, yes, I remember,” said Voldemort, looking down +at Neville, who was struggling back to his feet, +unarmed and unprotected, standing in the no-man ’s- +land between the survivors and the Death Eaters. + +“But you are a pureblood, aren’t you, my brave boy?” +Voldemort asked Neville, who stood facing him, his +empty hands curled in fists. + +“So what if I am?” said Neville loudly. + +“You show spirit and bravery, and you come of noble +stock. You will make a very valuable Death Eater. We +need your kind, Neville Longbottom.” + +“I’ll join you when hell freezes over,” said Neville. +“Dumbledore’s Army!” he shouted, and there was an +answering cheer from the crowd, whom Voldemort’s +Silencing Charms seemed unable to hold. + +“Very well,” said Voldemort, and Harry heard more +danger in the silkiness of his voice than in the most +powerful curse. “If that is your choice, Longbottom, +we revert to the original plan. On your head,” he said +quietly, “be it.” + +Page | 828 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Still watching through his lashes, Harry saw +Voldemort wave his wand. Seconds later, out of one of +the castle’s shattered windows, something that looked +like a misshapen bird flew through the half light and +landed in Voldemort’s hand. He shook the mildewed +object by its pointed end and it dangled, empty and +ragged: the Sorting Hat. + +“There will be no more Sorting at Hogwarts School,” +said Voldemort. “There will be no more Houses. The +emblem, shield, and colors of my noble ancestor, +Salazar Slytherin, will suffice for everyone. Won’t +they, Neville Longbottom?” + +He pointed his wand at Neville, who grew rigid and +still, then forced the hat onto Neville’s head, so that it +slipped down below his eyes. There were movements +from the watching crowd in front of the castle, and as +one, the Death Eaters raised their wands, holding the +fighters of Hogwarts at bay. + +“Neville here is now going to demonstrate what +happens to anyone foolish enough to continue to +oppose me,” said Voldemort, and with a flick of his +wand, he caused the Sorting Hat to burst into flames. + +Screams split the dawn, and Neville was aflame, +rooted to the spot, unable to move, and Harry could +not bear it: He must act — + +And then many things happened at the same +moment. + +They heard uproar from the distant boundary of the +school as what sounded like hundreds of people came +swarming over the out-of-sight walls and pelted +toward the castle, uttering loud war cries. At the +same time, Grawp came lumbering around the side of +the castle and yelled, “HAGGER!” His cry was +Page | 829 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +answered by roars from Voldemort’s giants: They ran +at Grawp like bull elephants, making the earth quake. +Then came hooves and the twangs of bows, and +arrows were suddenly falling amongst the Death +Eaters, who broke ranks, shouting their surprise. +Harry pulled the Invisibility Cloak from inside his +robes, swung it over himself, and sprang to his feet, +as Neville moved too. + +In one swift, fluid motion, Neville broke free of the +Body-Bind Curse upon him; the flaming hat fell off +him and he drew from its depths something silver, +with a glittering, rubied handle — + +The slash of the silver blade could not be heard over +the roar of the oncoming crowd or the sounds of the +clashing giants or of the stampeding centaurs, and +yet it seemed to draw every eye. With a single stroke +Neville sliced off the great snake’s head, which spun +high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from +the entrance hall, and Voldemort’s mouth was open +in a scream of fury that nobody could hear, and the +snake’s body thudded to the ground at his feet — + +Hidden beneath the Invisibility Cloak, Harry cast a +Shield Charm between Neville and Voldemort before +the latter could raise his wand. Then, over the +screams and the roars and the thunderous stamps of +the battling giants, Hagrid’s yell came loudest of all. + +“HARRY!” Hagrid shouted. “HARRY — WHERE’S +HARRY?” + +Chaos reigned. The charging centaurs were scattering +the Death Eaters, everyone was fleeing the giants’ +stamping feet, and nearer and nearer thundered the +reinforcements that had come from who knew where; +Harry saw great winged creatures soaring around the +heads of Voldemort’s giants, thestrals and Buckbeak +Page | 830 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +the hippogriff scratching at their eyes while Grawp +punched and pummeled them; and now the wizards, +defenders of Hogwarts and Death Eaters alike, were +being forced back into the castle. Harry was shooting +jinxes and curses at any Death Eater he could see, +and they crumpled, not knowing what or who had hit +them, and their bodies were trampled by the +retreating crowd. + +Still hidden beneath the Invisibility Cloak, Harry was +buffeted into the entrance hall: He was searching for +Voldemort and saw him across the room, firing spells +from his wand as he backed into the Great Hall, still +screaming instructions to his followers as he sent +curses flying left and right; Harry cast more Shield +Charms, and Voldemort’s would-be victims, Seamus +Finnigan and Hannah Abbott, darted past him into +the Great Hall, where they joined the fight already +flourishing inside it. + +And now there were more, even more people storming +up the front steps, and Harry saw Charlie Weasley +overtaking Horace Slughorn, who was still wearing +his emerald pajamas. They seemed to have returned +at the head of what looked like the families and +friends of every Hogwarts student who had remained +to fight, along with the shopkeepers and homeowners +of Hogsmeade. The centaurs Bane, Ronan, and +Magorian burst into the hall with a great clatter of +hooves, as behind Harry the door that led to the +kitchens was blasted off its hinges. + +The house-elves of Hogwarts swarmed into the +entrance hall, screaming and waving carving knives +and cleavers, and at their head, the locket of Regulus +Black bouncing on his chest, was Kreacher, his +bullfrog’s voice audible even above this din: “Fight! +Fight! Fight for my Master, defender of house-elves! + + + +Page | 831 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Fight the Dark Lord, in the name of brave Regulus! +Fight!” + +They were hacking and stabbing at the ankles and +shins of Death Eaters, their tiny faces alive with +malice, and everywhere Harry looked Death Eaters +were folding under sheer weight of numbers, +overcome by spells, dragging arrows from wounds, +stabbed in the leg by elves, or else simply attempting +to escape, but swallowed by the oncoming horde. + +But it was not over yet: Harry sped between duelers, +past struggling prisoners, and into the Great Hall. + +Voldemort was in the center of the battle, and he was +striking and smiting all within reach. Harry could not +get a clear shot, but fought his way nearer, still +invisible, and the Great Hall became more and more +crowded as everyone who could walk forced their way +inside. + +Harry saw Yaxley slammed to the floor by George and +Lee Jordan, saw Dolohov fall with a scream at +Flitwick’s hands, saw Walden Macnair thrown across +the room by Hagrid, hit the stone wall opposite, and +slide unconscious to the ground. He saw Ron and +Neville bringing down Fenrir Greyback, Aberforth +Stunning Rookwood, Arthur and Percy flooring +Thicknesse, and Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy running +through the crowd, not even attempting to fight, +screaming for their son. + +Voldemort was now dueling McGonagall, Slughorn, +and Kingsley all at once, and there was cold hatred in +his face as they wove and ducked around him, unable +to finish him — + +Bellatrix was still fighting too, fifty yards away from +Voldemort, and like her master she dueled three at + +Page | 832 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +once: Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, all battling their +hardest, but Bellatrix was equal to them, and Harry’s +attention was diverted as a Killing Curse shot so close +to Ginny that she missed death by an inch — + +He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than +Voldemort, but before he had gone a few steps he was +knocked sideways. + +“NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!” + +Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing +her arms. Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with +laughter at the sight of her new challenger. + +“OUT OF MY WAY!” shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three +girls, and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. +Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly +Weasley’s wand slashed and twirled, and Bellatrix +Lestrange’s smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of +light flew from both wands, the floor around the +witches’ feet became hot and cracked; both women +were fighting to kill. + +“No!” Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran +forward, trying to come to her aid. “Get back! Get +back ! She is mine!” + +Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the +two fights, Voldemort and his three opponents, +Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry stood, invisible, torn +between both, wanting to attack and yet to protect, +unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent. + +“What will happen to your children when I’ve killed +you?” taunted Bellatrix, as mad as her master, +capering as Molly’s curses danced around her. “When +Mummy’s gone the same way as Freddie?” + + + +Page | 833 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You — will — never — touch — our — children — +again!” screamed Mrs. Weasley. + +Bellatrix laughed, the same exhilarated laugh her +cousin Sirius had given as he toppled backward +through the veil, and suddenly Harry knew what was +going to happen before it did. + +Molly’s curse soared beneath Bellatrix’s outstretched +arm and hit her squarely in the chest, directly over +her heart. + +Bellatrix’s gloating smile froze, her eyes seemed to +bulge: For the tiniest space of time she knew what +had happened, and then she toppled, and the +watching crowd roared, and Voldemort screamed. + +Harry felt as though he turned in slow motion; he saw +McGonagall, Kingsley, and Slughorn blasted +backward, flailing and writhing through the air, as +Voldemort ’s fury at the fall of his last, best lieutenant +exploded with the force of a bomb. Voldemort raised +his wand and directed it at Molly Weasley. + +“Protego\” roared Harry, and the Shield Charm +expanded in the middle of the Hall, and Voldemort +stared around for the source as Harry pulled off the +Invisibility Cloak at last. + +The yell of shock, the cheers, the screams on every +side of “Harry!” “HE’S ALIVE!” were stifled at once. + +The crowd was afraid, and silence fell abruptly and +completely as Voldemort and Harry looked at each +other, and began, at the same moment, to circle each +other. + +“I don’t want anyone else to try to help,” Harry said +loudly, and in the total silence his voice carried like a +trumpet call. “It’s got to be like this. It’s got to be me.” + +Page | 834 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Voldemort hissed. + + + +“Potter doesn’t mean that,” he said, his red eyes wide. +“That isn’t how he works, is it? Who are you going to +use as a shield today, Potter?” + +“Nobody,” said Harry simply. “There are no more +Horcruxes. It’s just you and me. Neither can live while +the other survives, and one of us is about to leave for +good. ...” + +“One of us?” jeered Voldemort, and his whole body +was taut and his red eyes stared, a snake that was +about to strike. “You think it will be you, do you, the +boy who has survived by accident, and because +Dumbledore was pulling the strings?” + +“Accident, was it, when my mother died to save me?” +asked Harry. They were still moving sideways, both of +them, in that perfect circle, maintaining the same +distance from each other, and for Harry no face +existed but Voldemort’s. “Accident, when I decided to +fight in that graveyard? Accident, that I didn’t defend +myself tonight, and still survived, and returned to +fight again?” + +“Accidents'.” screamed Voldemort, but still he did not +strike, and the watching crowd was frozen as if +Petrified, and of the hundreds in the Hall, nobody +seemed to breathe but they two. “Accident and +chance and the fact that you crouched and sniveled +behind the skirts of greater men and women, and +permitted me to kill them for you!” + +“You won’t be killing anyone else tonight,” said Harry +as they circled, and stared into each other’s eyes, +green into red. “You won’t be able to kill any of them +ever again. Don’t you get it? I was ready to die to stop +you from hurting these people — ” + +Page | 835 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“But you did not!” + + + +“ — I meant to, and that’s what did it. I’ve done what +my mother did. They’re protected from you. Haven’t +you noticed how none of the spells you put on them +are binding? You can’t torture them. You can’t touch +them. You don’t learn from your mistakes, Riddle, do +you?” + +“ You dare — ” + +“Yes, I dare,” said Harry. “I know things you don’t +know, Tom Riddle. I know lots of important things +that you don’t. Want to hear some, before you make +another big mistake?” + +Voldemort did not speak, but prowled in a circle, and +Harry knew that he kept him temporarily mesmerized +and at bay, held back by the faintest possibility that +Harry might indeed know a final secret. ... + +“Is it love again?” said Voldemort, his snake’s face +jeering. “Dumbledore’s favorite solution, love, which +he claimed conquered death, though love did not stop +him falling from the tower and breaking like an old +waxwork? Love, which did not prevent me stamping +out your Mudblood mother like a cockroach, Potter — +and nobody seems to love you enough to run forward +this time and take my curse. So what will stop you +dying now when I strike?” + +“Just one thing,” said Harry, and still they circled +each other, wrapped in each other, held apart by +nothing but the last secret. + +“If it is not love that will save you this time,” said +Voldemort, “you must believe that you have magic +that I do not, or else a weapon more powerful than +mine?” + +Page | 836 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I believe both,” said Harry, and he saw shock flit +across the snakelike face, though it was instantly +dispelled; Voldemort began to laugh, and the sound +was more frightening than his screams; humorless +and insane, it echoed around the silent Hall. + +“You think you know more magic than I do?” he said. +“Than I, than Lord Voldemort, who has performed +magic that Dumbledore himself never dreamed of?” + +“Oh, he dreamed of it,” said Harry, “but he knew more +than you, knew enough not to do what you’ve done.” + +“You mean he was weak!” screamed Voldemort. “Too +weak to dare, too weak to take what might have been +his, what will be mine!” + +“No, he was cleverer than you,” said Harry, “a better +wizard, a better man.” + +“I brought about the death of Albus Dumbledore!” + +“You thought you did,” said Harry, “but you were +wrong.” + +For the first time, the watching crowd stirred as the +hundreds of people around the walls drew breath as +one. + +“Dumbledore is dead\” Voldemort hurled the words at +Harry as though they would cause him unendurable +pain. “His body decays in the marble tomb in the +grounds of this castle, I have seen it, Potter, and he +will not return!” + +“Yes, Dumbledore’s dead,” said Harry calmly, “but +you didn’t have him killed. He chose his own manner +of dying, chose it months before he died, arranged the + + + +Page | 837 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +whole thing with the man you thought was your +servant.” + +“What childish dream is this?” said Voldemort, but +still he did not strike, and his red eyes did not waver +from Harry’s. + +“Severus Snape wasn’t yours,” said Harry. “Snape +was Dumbledore’s, Dumbledore’s from the moment +you started hunting down my mother. And you never +realized it, because of the thing you can’t understand. +You never saw Snape cast a Patronus, did you, +Riddle?” + +Voldemort did not answer. They continued to circle +each other like wolves about to tear each other apart. + +“Snape’s Patronus was a doe,” said Harry, “the same +as my mother’s, because he loved her for nearly all of +his life, from the time when they were children. You +should have realized,” he said as he saw Voldemort’s +nostrils flare, “he asked you to spare her life, didn’t +he?” + +“He desired her, that was all,” sneered Voldemort, + +“but when she had gone, he agreed that there were +other women, and of purer blood, worthier of him — ” + +“Of course he told you that,” said Harry, “but he was +Dumbledore’s spy from the moment you threatened +her, and he’s been working against you ever since! +Dumbledore was already dying when Snape finished +him!” + +“It matters not!” shrieked Voldemort, who had +followed every word with rapt attention, but now let +out a cackle of mad laughter. “It matters not whether +Snape was mine or Dumbledore’s, or what petty +obstacles they tried to put in my path! I crushed them +Page | 838 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +as I crushed your mother, Snape ’s supposed great +love\ Oh, but it all makes sense, Potter, and in ways +that you do not understand! + +“Dumbledore was trying to keep the Elder Wand from +me! He intended that Snape should be the true +master of the wand! But I got there ahead of you, little +boy — I reached the wand before you could get your +hands on it, I understood the truth before you caught +up. I killed Severus Snape three hours ago, and the +Elder Wand, the Deathstick, the Wand of Destiny is +truly mine! Dumbledore ’s last plan went wrong, Harry +Potter!” + +“Yeah, it did,” said Harry. “You’re right. But before +you try to kill me, I’d advise you to think about what +you’ve done. ... Think, and try for some remorse, +Riddle. ...” + +“What is this?” + +Of all the things that Harry had said to him, beyond +any revelation or taunt, nothing had shocked +Voldemort like this. Harry saw his pupils contract to +thin slits, saw the skin around his eyes whiten. + +“It’s your one last chance,” said Harry, “it’s all you’ve +got left. ... I’ve seen what you’ll be otherwise. ... Be a +man ... try ... Try for some remorse. ...” + +“You dare — ?” said Voldemort again. + +“Yes, I dare,” said Harry, “because Dumbledore’s last +plan hasn’t backfired on me at all. It’s backfired on +you, Riddle.” + +Voldemort’s hand was trembling on the Elder Wand, +and Harry gripped Draco’s very tightly. The moment, +he knew, was seconds away. + +Page | 839 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“That wand still isn’t working properly for you +because you murdered the wrong person. Severus +Snape was never the true master of the Elder Wand. +He never defeated Dumbledore.” + +“He killed — ” + +“Aren’t you listening? Snape never beat Dumbledorel +Dumbledore’s death was planned between them! +Dumbledore intended to die undefeated, the wand’s +last true master! If all had gone as planned, the +wand’s power would have died with him, because it +had never been won from him!” + +“But then, Potter, Dumbledore as good as gave me the +wand!” Voldemort’s voice shook with malicious +pleasure. “I stole the wand from its last master’s +tomb! I removed it against its last master’s wishes! Its +power is mine!” + +“You still don’t get it, Riddle, do you? Possessing the +wand isn’t enough! Holding it, using it, doesn’t make +it really yours. Didn’t you listen to Ollivander? The +wand chooses the wizard. ... The Elder Wand +recognized a new master before Dumbledore died, +someone who never even laid a hand on it. The new +master removed the wand from Dumbledore against +his will, never realizing exactly what he had done, or +that the world’s most dangerous wand had given him +its allegiance. ...” + +Voldemort’s chest rose and fell rapidly, and Harry +could feel the curse coming, feel it building inside the +wand pointed at his face. + +“The true master of the Elder Wand was Draco +Malfoy.” + + + +Page | 840 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Blank shock showed in Voldemort’s face for a +moment, but then it was gone. + +“But what does it matter?” he said softly. “Even if you +are right, Potter, it makes no difference to you and +me. You no longer have the phoenix wand: We duel +on skill alone ... and after I have killed you, I can +attend to Draco Malfoy. ...” + +“But you’re too late,” said Harry. “You’ve missed your +chance. I got there first. I overpowered Draco weeks +ago. I took this wand from him.” + +Harry twitched the hawthorn wand, and he felt the +eyes of everyone in the Hall upon it. + +“So it all comes down to this, doesn’t it?” whispered +Harry. “Does the wand in your hand know its last +master was Disarmed? Because if it does ... I am the +true master of the Elder Wand.” + +A red-gold glow burst suddenly across the enchanted +sky above them as an edge of dazzling sun appeared +over the sill of the nearest window. The light hit both +of their faces at the same time, so that Voldemort’s +was suddenly a flaming blur. Harry heard the high +voice shriek as he too yelled his best hope to the +heavens, pointing Draco’s wand: + +“Avada KedavraV’ + +“ Expelliarmus\ ” + +The bang was like a cannon blast, and the golden +flames that erupted between them, at the dead center +of the circle they had been treading, marked the point +where the spells collided. Harry saw Voldemort’s +green jet meet his own spell, saw the Elder Wand fly +high, dark against the sunrise, spinning across the +Page | 841 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +enchanted ceiling like the head of Nagini, spinning +through the air toward the master it would not kill, +who had come to take full possession of it at last. And +Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught +the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, +arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling +upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane +finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white +hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and +unknowing. Voldemort was dead, killed by his own +rebounding curse, and Harry stood with two wands in +his hand, staring down at his enemy’s shell. + +One shivering second of silence, the shock of the +moment suspended: and then the tumult broke +around Harry as the screams and the cheers and the +roars of the watchers rent the air. The fierce new sun +dazzled the windows as they thundered toward him, +and the first to reach him were Ron and Hermione, +and it was their arms that were wrapped around him, +their incomprehensible shouts that deafened him. +Then Ginny, Neville, and Luna were there, and then +all the Weasleys and Hagrid, and Kingsley and +McGonagall and Flitwick and Sprout, and Harry could +not hear a word that anyone was shouting, nor tell +whose hands were seizing him, pulling him, trying to +hug some part of him, hundreds of them pressing in, +all of them determined to touch the Boy Who Lived, +the reason it was over at last — + +The sun rose steadily over Hogwarts, and the Great +Hall blazed with life and light. Harry was an +indispensable part of the mingled outpourings of +jubilation and mourning, of grief and celebration. + +They wanted him there with them, their leader and +symbol, their savior and their guide, and that he had +not slept, that he craved the company of only a few of +them, seemed to occur to no one. He must speak to +the bereaved, clasp their hands, witness their tears, +Page | 842 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +receive their thanks, hear the news now creeping in +from every quarter as the morning drew on; that the +Imperiused up and down the country had come back +to themselves, that Death Eaters were fleeing or else +being captured, that the innocent of Azkaban were +being released at that very moment, and that Kingsley +Shacklebolt had been named temporary Minister of +Magic. ... + +They moved Voldemort’s body and laid it in a +chamber off the Hall, away from the bodies of Fred, +Tonks, Lupin, Colin Creevey, and fifty others who had +died fighting him. McGonagall had replaced the +House tables, but nobody was sitting according to +House anymore: All were jumbled together, teachers +and pupils, ghosts and parents, centaurs and house- +elves, and Firenze lay recovering in a corner, and +Grawp peered in through a smashed window, and +people were throwing food into his laughing mouth. +After a while, exhausted and drained, Harry found +himself sitting on a bench beside Luna. + +“I’d want some peace and quiet, if it were me,” she +said. + +“I’d love some,” he replied. + +“I’ll distract them all,” she said. “Use your Cloak.” + +And before he could say a word she had cried, “Oooh, +look, a Blibbering Humdinger!” and pointed out of the +window. Everyone who heard looked around, and +Harry slid the Cloak up over himself, and got to his +feet. + +Now he could move through the Hall without +interference. He spotted Ginny two tables away; she +was sitting with her head on her mother’s shoulder: +There would be time to talk later, hours and days and + +Page | 843 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +maybe years in which to talk. He saw Neville, the +sword of Gryffindor lying beside his plate as he ate, +surrounded by a knot of fervent admirers. Along the +aisle between the tables he walked, and he spotted +the three Malfoys, huddled together as though unsure +whether or not they were supposed to be there, but +nobody was paying them any attention. Everywhere +he looked he saw families reunited, and finally, he +saw the two whose company he craved most. + +“It’s me,” he muttered, crouching down between +them. “Will you come with me?” + +They stood up at once, and together he, Ron, and +Hermione left the Great Hall. Great chunks were +missing from the marble staircase, part of the +balustrade gone, and rubble and bloodstains +occurred every few steps as they climbed. + +Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves +zooming through the corridors singing a victory song +of his own composition: + +We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, + +And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun! + +“Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the +thing, doesn’t it?” said Ron, pushing open a door to +let Harry and Hermione through. + +Happiness would come, Harry thought, but at the +moment it was muffled by exhaustion, and the pain of +losing Fred and Lupin and Tonks pierced him like a +physical wound every few steps. Most of all he felt the +most stupendous relief, and a longing to sleep. But +first he owed an explanation to Ron and Hermione, +who had stuck with him for so long, and who +deserved the truth. Painstakingly he recounted what +Page | 844 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +he had seen in the Pensieve and what had happened +in the forest, and they had not even begun to express +all their shock and amazement when at last they +arrived at the place to which they had been walking, +though none of them had mentioned their +destination. + +Since he had last seen it, the gargoyle guarding the +entrance to the headmaster’s study had been knocked +aside; it stood lopsided, looking a little punch-drunk, +and Harry wondered whether it would be able to +distinguish passwords anymore. + +“Can we go up?” he asked the gargoyle. + +“Feel free,” groaned the statue. + +They clambered over him and onto the spiral stone +staircase that moved slowly upward like an escalator. +Harry pushed open the door at the top. + +He had one, brief glimpse of the stone Pensieve on the +desk where he had left it, and then an earsplitting +noise made him cry out, thinking of curses and +returning Death Eaters and the rebirth of Voldemort + + + +But it was applause. All around the walls, the +headmasters and headmistresses of Hogwarts were +giving him a standing ovation; they waved their hats +and in some cases their wigs, they reached through +their frames to grip each other’s hands; they danced +up and down on the chairs in which they had been +painted; Dilys Derwent sobbed unashamedly; Dexter +Fortescue was waving his ear-trumpet; and Phineas +Nigellus called, in his high, reedy voice, “And let it be +noted that Slytherin House played its part! Let our +contribution not be forgotten!” + + + +Page | 845 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +But Harry had eyes only for the man who stood in the +largest portrait directly behind the headmaster’s +chair. Tears were sliding down from behind the half- +moon spectacles into the long silver beard, and the +pride and the gratitude emanating from him filled +Harry with the same balm as phoenix song. + +At last, Harry held up his hands, and the portraits fell +respectfully silent, beaming and mopping their eyes +and waiting eagerly for him to speak. He directed his +words at Dumbledore, however, and chose them with +enormous care. Exhausted and bleary-eyed though he +was, he must make one last effort, seeking one last +piece of advice. + +“The thing that was hidden in the Snitch,” he began, + +“I dropped it in the forest. I don’t know exactly where, +but I’m not going to go looking for it again. Do you +agree?” + +“My dear boy, I do,” said Dumbledore, while his fellow +pictures looked confused and curious. “A wise and +courageous decision, but no less than I would have +expected of you. Does anyone else know where it fell?” + +“No one,” said Harry, and Dumbledore nodded his +satisfaction. + +“I’m going to keep Ignotus’s present, though,” said +Harry, and Dumbledore beamed. + +“But of course, Harry, it is yours forever, until you +pass it on!” + +“And then there’s this.” + +Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and +Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in + + + +Page | 846 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not +like to see. + +“I don’t want it,” said Harry. + +“What?” said Ron loudly. “Are you mental?” + +“I know it’s powerful,” said Harry wearily. “But I was +happier with mine. So ...” + +He rummaged in the pouch hung around his neck, +and pulled out the two halves of holly still just +connected by the finest thread of phoenix feather. +Hermione had said that they could not be repaired, +that the damage was too severe. All he knew was that +if this did not work, nothing would. + +He laid the broken wand upon the headmaster’s desk, +touched it with the very tip of the Elder Wand, and +said, “Reparo.” + +As his wand resealed, red sparks flew out of its end. +Harry knew that he had succeeded. He picked up the +holly and phoenix wand and felt a sudden warmth in +his fingers, as though wand and hand were rejoicing +at their reunion. + +“I’m putting the Elder Wand,” he told Dumbledore, +who was watching him with enormous affection and +admiration, “back where it came from. It can stay +there. If I die a natural death like Ignotus, its power +will be broken, won’t it? The previous master will +never have been defeated. That’ll be the end of it.” + +Dumbledore nodded. They smiled at each other. + +“Are you sure?” said Ron. There was the faintest trace +of longing in his voice as he looked at the Elder Wand. + + + +Page | 847 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“I think Harry’s right,” said Hermione quietly. + +“That wand’s more trouble than it’s worth,” said +Harry. “And quite honestly,” he turned away from the +painted portraits, thinking now only of the four-poster +bed lying waiting for him in Gryffindor Tower, and +wondering whether Kreacher might bring him a +sandwich there, “I’ve had enough trouble for a +lifetime.” + + + +Page | 848 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +ayue + + + + +NINETEEN YEARS LATER + +Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The +morning of the first of September was crisp and +golden as an apple, and as the little family bobbed +across the rumbling road toward the great sooty +station, the fumes of car exhausts and the breath of +pedestrians sparkled like cobwebs in the cold air. Two +large cages rattled on top of the laden trolleys the +parents were pushing; the owls inside them hooted +indignantly, and the redheaded girl trailed tearfully +behind her brothers, clutching her father’s arm. + +“It won’t be long, and you’ll be going too,” Harry told +her. + +“Two years,” sniffed Lily. “I want to go now\” + +The commuters stared curiously at the owls as the +family wove its way toward the barrier between +platforms nine and ten. Albus’s voice drifted back to +Harry over the surrounding clamor; his sons had +resumed the argument they had started in the car. + + + +Page | 849 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +“I won’ti I won’t be in Slytherin!” + +“James, give it a rest!” said Ginny. + +“I only said he might be,” said James, grinning at his +younger brother. “There’s nothing wrong with that. He +might be in Slyth — ” + +But James caught his mother’s eye and fell silent. + +The five Potters approached the barrier. With a +slightly cocky look over his shoulder at his younger +brother, James took the trolley from his mother and +broke into a run. A moment later, he had vanished. + +“You’ll write to me, won’t you?” Albus asked his +parents immediately, capitalizing on the momentary +absence of his brother. + +“Every day, if you want us to,” said Ginny. + +“Not every day,” said Albus quickly. “James says most +people only get letters from home about once a +month.” + +“We wrote to James three times a week last year,” +said Ginny. + +“And you don’t want to believe everything he tells you +about Hogwarts,” Harry put in. “He likes a laugh, +your brother.” + +Side by side, they pushed the second trolley forward, +gathering speed. As they reached the barrier, Albus +winced, but no collision came. Instead, the family +emerged onto platform nine and three-quarters, +which was obscured by thick white steam that was +pouring from the scarlet Hogwarts Express. Indistinct +figures were swarming through the mist, into which +James had already disappeared. + +Page | 850 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“Where are they?” asked Albus anxiously, peering at +the hazy forms they passed as they made their way +down the platform. + +“Well find them,” said Ginny reassuringly. + +But the vapor was dense, and it was difficult to make +out anybody’s faces. Detached from their owners, +voices sounded unnaturally loud. Harry thought he +heard Percy discoursing loudly on broomstick +regulations, and was quite glad of the excuse not to +stop and say hello. ... + +“I think that’s them, Al,” said Ginny suddenly. + +A group of four people emerged from the mist, +standing alongside the very last carriage. Their faces +only came into focus when Harry, Ginny, Lily, and +Albus had drawn right up to them. + +“Hi,” said Albus, sounding immensely relieved. + +Rose, who was already wearing her brand-new +Hogwarts robes, beamed at him. + +“Parked all right, then?” Ron asked Harry. “I did. +Hermione didn’t believe I could pass a Muggle driving +test, did you? She thought I’d have to Confund the +examiner.” + +“No, I didn’t,” said Hermione, “I had complete faith in +you.” + +“As a matter of fact, I did Confund him,” Ron +whispered to Harry, as together they lifted Albus ’s +trunk and owl onto the train. “I only forgot to look in +the wing mirror, and let’s face it, I can use a +Supersensory Charm for that.” + + + +Page | 851 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Back on the platform, they found Lily and Hugo, +Rose’s younger brother, having an animated +discussion about which House they would be sorted +into when they finally went to Hogwarts. + +“If you’re not in Gryffindor, we’ll disinherit you,” said +Ron, “but no pressure.” + +“Ron\” + +Lily and Hugo laughed, but Albus and Rose looked +solemn. + +“He doesn’t mean it,” said Hermione and Ginny, but +Ron was no longer paying attention. Catching Harry’s +eye, he nodded covertly to a point some fifty yards +away. The steam had thinned for a moment, and +three people stood in sharp relief against the shifting +mist. + +“Look who it is.” + +Draco Malfoy was standing there with his wife and +son, a dark coat buttoned up to his throat. His hair +was receding somewhat, which emphasized the +pointed chin. The new boy resembled Draco as much +as Albus resembled Harry. Draco caught sight of +Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny staring at him, +nodded curtly, and turned away again. + +“So that’s little Scorpius,” said Ron under his breath. +“Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank +God you inherited your mother’s brains.” + +“Ron, for heaven’s sake,” said Hermione, half stern, +half amused. “Don’t try to turn them against each +other before they’ve even started school!” + + + +Page | 852 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“You’re right, sorry,” said Ron, but unable to help +himself, he added, “Don’t get too friendly with him, +though, Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive +you if you married a pureblood.” + +“Hey!” + +James had reappeared; he had divested himself of his +trunk, owl, and trolley, and was evidently bursting +with news. + +“Teddy’s back there,” he said breathlessly, pointing +back over his shoulder into the billowing clouds of +steam. “Just seen him! And guess what he’s doing? +Snogging Victoire\” + +He gazed up at the adults, evidently disappointed by +the lack of reaction. + +“Our Teddy! Teddy Lupin\ Snogging our Victoire! Our +cousin! And I asked Teddy what he was doing — ” + +“You interrupted them?” said Ginny. “You are so like +Ron — ” + +“ — and he said he’d come to see her off! And then he +told me to go away. He’s snogging her!” James added +as though worried he had not made himself clear. + +“Oh, it would be lovely if they got married!” whispered +Lily ecstatically. “Teddy would really be part of the +family then!” + +“He already comes round for dinner about four times +a week,” said Harry. “Why don’t we just invite him to +live with us and have done with it?” + +“Yeah!” said James enthusiastically. “I don’t mind +sharing with A1 — Teddy could have my room!” + +Page | 853 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +“No,” said Harry firmly, “you and A1 will share a room +only when I want the house demolished.” + +He checked the battered old watch that had once +been Fabian Prewett’s. + +“It’s nearly eleven, you’d better get on board.” + +“Don’t forget to give Neville our love!” Ginny told +James as she hugged him. + +“Mum! I can’t give a professor love\” + +“But you know Neville — ” + +James rolled his eyes. + +“Outside, yeah, but at school he’s Professor +Longbottom, isn’t he? I can’t walk into Herbology and +give him love. ...” + +Shaking his head at his mother’s foolishness, he +vented his feelings by aiming a kick at Albus. + +“See you later, Al. Watch out for the thestrals.” + +“I thought they were invisible? You said they were +invisible !” + +But James merely laughed, permitted his mother to +kiss him, gave his father a fleeting hug, then leapt +onto the rapidly filling train. They saw him wave, then +sprint away up the corridor to find his friends. + +“Thestrals are nothing to worry about,” Harry told +Albus. “They’re gentle things, there’s nothing scary +about them. Anyway, you won’t be going up to school +in the carriages, you’ll be going in the boats.” + + + +Page | 854 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +Ginny kissed Albus good-bye. + +“See you at Christmas.” + +“Bye, Al,” said Harry as his son hugged him. “Don’t +forget Hagrid’s invited you to tea next Friday. Don’t +mess with Peeves. Don’t duel anyone till you’ve +learned how. And don’t let James wind you up.” + +“What if I’m in Slytherin?” + +The whisper was for his father alone, and Harry knew +that only the moment of departure could have forced +Albus to reveal how great and sincere that fear was. + +Harry crouched down so that Albus ’s face was slightly +above his own. Alone of Harry’s three children, Albus +had inherited Lily’s eyes. + +“Albus Severus,” Harry said quietly, so that nobody +but Ginny could hear, and she was tactful enough to +pretend to be waving to Rose, who was now on the +train, “you were named for two headmasters of +Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was +probably the bravest man I ever knew.” + +“But just say — ” + +“ — then Slytherin House will have gained an excellent +student, won’t it? It doesn’t matter to us, Al. But if it +matters to you, you’ll be able to choose Gryffindor +over Slytherin. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into +account.” + +“Really?” + +“It did for me,” said Harry. + + + +Page | 855 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + + +He had never told any of his children that before, and +he saw the wonder in Albus’s face when he said it. + +But now the doors were slamming all along the +scarlet train, and the blurred outlines of parents were +swarming forward for final kisses, last-minute +reminders. Albus jumped into the carriage and Ginny +closed the door behind him. Students were hanging +from the windows nearest them. A great number of +faces, both on the train and off, seemed to be turned +toward Harry. + +“Why are they all staring?” demanded Albus as he +and Rose craned around to look at the other +students. + +“Don’t let it worry you,” said Ron. “It’s me. I’m +extremely famous.” + +Albus, Rose, Hugo, and Lily laughed. The train began +to move, and Harry walked alongside it, watching his +son’s thin face, already ablaze with excitement. Harry +kept smiling and waving, even though it was like a +little bereavement, watching his son glide away from +him. ... + +The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. +The train rounded a corner. Harry’s hand was still +raised in farewell. + +“He’ll be all right,” murmured Ginny. + +As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand +absentmindedly and touched the lightning scar on his +forehead. + +“I know he will.” + +The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All +was well. + +Page | 856 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K. Rowling + + + +