diff --git "a/data/results.csv" "b/data/results.csv"
--- "a/data/results.csv"
+++ "b/data/results.csv"
@@ -1,5001 +1,1001 @@
 ,label,comment,user,subreddit,date,sup_comment,prediction,confidence,Topic_key_word
-0,0,Actually most of her supporters and sane people saw what the Media was doing....especially the AP tweet.,Quinnjester,politics,2016-09,Hillary's Surrogotes Told to Blame Media for 'Deplorables' Coverage,0,0.974983274936676,TODO 2
-1,0,They can't survive without an echo chamber which is great for America.,TheGettysburgAddress,The_Donald,2016-11,Thank God Liberals like to live in concentrated little pockets instead of spreading out.,1,0.9568848013877869,TODO 2
-2,0,you're pretty cute yourself 1729 total,Sempiternally_free,2007scape,2016-11,Saw this cutie training his Attack today...,0,0.8998854756355286,TODO 2
-3,0,If you kill me you'll crash the meme market,Catacomb82,AskReddit,2016-10,"If you were locked in a room with 49 other people, and after 1 hour, the group would vote for 1 person to be executed, how would you convince the group not to execute you, and what would you base your vote on?",0,0.9057205319404602,TODO 2
-4,0,I bet he wrote that last message as he was sobbing.,Dorian-throwaway,niceguys,2016-11,You're not even that pretty!,1,0.5895931124687195,TODO 2
-5,0,They also cut the clip before the guy could explain his answer.,AjaxDishSoap,ShitAmericansSay,2016-12,"I like how every question they ask is fucking loaded (I managed to watch just a bit before puking). ""Should Sweden adopt to immigrants?"" .... ya, no agenda here. This can mean anything.",0,0.9459110498428345,TODO 4
-6,0,"""Four Score and Seven Gropes Ago...""",Kanzisbuddy,politics,2016-10,Gettysburg Address: The First 100 Days Of A Trump Administration - Vessel News,0,0.8836943507194519,TODO 0
-7,0,Oh my God I was replying to Billy,Kgb725,movies,2016-12,He wants to see what her insides look like lol,0,0.8889668583869934,TODO 0
-8,0,"*Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah* *Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)* *But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes* *Baby, now I got the flow* *'Cause I knew it from the start* *Baby, when you broke my heart* *That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real*",Moxtronic,nfl,2016-12,Khalil Mack has five forced fumbles in the last six games and at least one sack per game in the last eight games.,0,0.8256900310516357,TODO 3
-9,0,"Yes, because making sure the party in power doesn't steal the election (something both sides have been accused of in the past) while not having your own party's backing and power to steal the election itself is fascism.",rydan,politics,2016-09,"He's already encouraged his supporters to ""observe"" the polling places so no election fraud occurs.",1,0.9867938160896301,TODO 0
-10,0,"Hey senpai, as a humble pleb who has not tasted the sweetness of subway before, what would you suggest to be my first?",MayorMcCheese59,northernlion,2016-09,"Honestly, I mix it up all the time. But recently I've been going with their new (at least here) parmesan and oregano bread. But sometimes, I'll just go plain Italian for the sake of focusing on the ingredients inside the sandwich and also not having to deal with a million flakes of herbs.",0,0.5046848058700562,TODO 0
-11,0,Should have taken 2 knees and given the ball to auburn with 10 seconds remaining and 75 yards to go.,PM_Trophies,CFB,2016-09,"Probably didn't want to risk a blocked kick. Can't explain the sweep to the sidelines though, bad call. Even after that, Gallman should've just fallen down before heading out of bounds",1,0.8944805860519409,TODO 1
-12,0,"No, she's my roomies little sister.",ALWAYS_TELLING_LIES,AskReddit,2016-10,Is she a dog?,0,0.6841774582862854,TODO 1
-13,0,"It's a potent mixture of reposts and witty comebacks, taken daily right before bed",KingAetherrr,AskReddit,2016-10,I get the whore part but how does Karma work?,1,0.9034880995750427,TODO 2
-14,0,"Someone did a world conquest game as Ulm in EU3, and it's been a meme ever since.",motchmaster,eu4,2016-12,"I feel like this is a joke I really don't get, why is Ulm considered so powerful, they never seem to do well in any of my games.",0,0.9778351187705994,TODO 0
-15,0,Hm you know I would take the stoner,Dashing_Snow,southpark,2016-10,"The choice between a lying manipulative and corrupt person, a gigantic narcissistic blowhard, and a stoner who doesn't even know where he is... Thank fuck I'm not american.",1,0.5218295454978943,TODO 0
-16,0,"No changes, just less reliant on eggs now hopefully.",JeremyBF,TheSilphRoad,2016-09,"With the Pokedex scaling bug fixed (presumably), what changes will this mean for the meta looking forward Can someone run us through what sort of changes we might see? Obviously Dragonites and other high pokedex entry rares will suffer from generally lower IV's. How much of a buff is this to Starters and the rest of the pack near the beginning of the pokedex?",0,0.9377717971801758,TODO 2
-17,0,How you know the local speed dealer put candy on there and not speed?,alligatorterror,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"Being hopped up on sugar is not a thing, FYI.",1,0.5612117052078247,TODO 2
-18,0,"The point is that in 20k rolls, the chance that one would've landed the one that got them the pet is 99.87%",BerserkerLrd,runescape,2016-10,"If you don't have thresholds, the chance of getting the pet at 20000 is still 1/3000.",0,0.9766825437545776,TODO 1
-19,0,The best kind..,Sheriff_K,gaming,2016-12,His gamertag is PhatPussy,0,0.7650504112243652,TODO 1
-20,0,you are completly locked out of the system once you get punished 1 time translate to dota: you can no longer get itemdrops if you got into lpq once,LunaticMode,DotA2,2016-09,Play well 3 times for free stuff? Dear lord those scumbags,0,0.9544350504875183,TODO 4
-21,0,Try changing download region and make sure your ISP isn't throttling steam.,R3TR1X,Steam,2016-10,Game Download Speed Capped by a ridiculous Level... I'm new to steam as I just got a pretty decent laptop that can run the stuff that I want to play... however that's not the issue... the issue is that I have 200mbps download and upload and Steam likes to cap my download speed at 5-10mbps... And I want to know why and can the cap be removed?... this is through wired/wireless so its not that which is capping the DL Speed.,0,0.9453296065330505,TODO 1
-22,0,"The secret is to look not at the person beside you, but the person on their other side (ie: Joey person *person) and time yourself to that person",Darth_Puppy,CFBOffTopic,2016-12,I can never get the timing right.,0,0.5575249195098877,TODO 3
-23,0,"*Hello, r / keto* The world will know us by our slender, buff bods and lack of insulin needles or statin drug prescriptions.",Rathoff_Caen,The_Donald,2016-11,"I'm sad to see Pringles on that list, but I'll do what needs to be done.",1,0.8013194799423218,TODO 1
-24,0,eh I'm already forever alone,mrsuns10,AskReddit,2016-10,I think you meant : Stay single,0,0.5712325572967529,TODO 0
-25,0,"The problem is nuclear war, folks",trytheCOLDchai,conspiracy,2016-09,Khazarian mafia bosses offer to return Tsarist gold to Russia in exchange for shelter - Weekly geo-political news and analysis Message from Benjamin Fulford,1,0.7014628052711487,TODO 1
-26,0,"Shit, profitz just dropped like $8.63.",dustlesswalnut,bourbon,2016-11,Don't forget that you're going to have to order the 100 count pack of foils from Alibaba and borrow your girlfriend's hair dryer.,0,0.8063792586326599,TODO 2
-27,0,Can the child opt out of being killed?,ShiningConcepts,changemyview,2016-11,That is not even close to an response to what I've said. Again - get that kid to opt out and I'm fine with your plan.,0,0.7465213537216187,TODO 2
-28,0,LITERALLY true LITERALLY,TrumpTruther,The_Donald,2016-11,so true.....,0,0.9051912426948547,TODO 0
-29,0,This is the correct answer,adbJ114,AskReddit,2016-10,You'd be able to get abortions from vending machines.,0,0.9373250007629395,TODO 4
-30,0,Kelly Green reminds me of vomit.,Legndarystig,nfl,2016-09,"I will never understand how everyone hates the super old Eagles and Packers uniforms, but likes the old Rams uniforms. They're all ugly as shit. Blue and yellow are just not that good together, unless they're making green. Green is perfect. But seriously, the old Rams ones are just as butt as the new ones and I always see it mentioned in these threads",0,0.9503592252731323,TODO 0
-31,0,Khan Academy has a ton of stuff about cardio and respiratory,ChaplnGrillSgt,StudentNurse,2016-09,"Perfusion help I'm a first year nursing student and we just began perfusion. I'm so lost already, does anyone have any tips on studying this?",0,0.9712755680084229,TODO 2
-32,0,"While I'm sure he wants to play, I think after coming up lame a few games this year he probably understands the last game of a losing season isn't the place to rush back from an injury that's been bothering him.",TerranFirma,bengals,2016-12,A.J. Green said through a team spokesman that any reports of him being unhappy or upset with the team are not true.,0,0.9827203750610352,TODO 4
-33,0,"Yes you WILL, democrats cave and compromise everything for the party of no.",o0flatCircle0o,politics,2016-11,New Top Judiciary Dem Warns Trump: We Won't Forget How GOP Treated Garland,1,0.7565573453903198,TODO 2
-34,0,I thought he slid for being a chicken of the sea,Oedipustrexeliot,nfl,2016-11,"Not ideal when the coach publicly calls out his rookie first rounder. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't NKemdiche the prospect that had top 10 talent, but slid in the draft because he was an idiot of the field?",1,0.5260046124458313,TODO 0
-35,0,Hahahahaha!,trcsteve,The_Donald,2016-09,"MEDIA: Trump, take back your birther comments! || Trump: OK. || MEDIA: Y-you can't just take it back! The universal truth of ""You can't please SJWs"" also applies to the media.",0,0.5816381573677063,TODO 0
-36,0,You mean discrimination about educational achievement?,NotSoBlue_,ukpolitics,2016-12,"I would say that there's more discrimination in this country about class than there is about gender, race and sexual orientation.",1,0.8398295640945435,TODO 2
-37,0,Grilli was a beast,pizzaprinciples,Torontobluejays,2016-09,That's nice tell him to not do it again,0,0.7908242344856262,TODO 0
-38,0,Back in my days kids used to sell for $30 only at high end shopping malls,YoroSwaggin,gaming,2016-12,They're in every gas station again around the Midwest for like $1.,0,0.8275008797645569,TODO 1
-39,0,"There is a fantastic channel on youtube, Engineering Explained, that explains how exactly a strut tower brace works",midsprat123,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-10,"How exactly (yeah, I know I can google, but I've got your attention) - monocoque frame will bend and distort in the corners, this keeps the two strut mounts aligned or in the same relative position to one another?",0,0.9794206023216248,TODO 1
-40,0,Not sure how they even make it to the store in the first place,tlsampl,TalesFromRetail,2016-11,Dumbest customer of the month award nominee: Egg Lady,0,0.7915289998054504,TODO 1
-41,0,"I'll fucking, I'll, I'll puke eat it and freak you.",Stefmann,Eminem,2016-11,"""I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin......""",1,0.5824745893478394,TODO 0
-42,0,Where does it say about the pulmonary embolism?,B-VOLLEYBALL-READY,KotakuInAction,2016-12,"Thanks to mom, the kid is getting an early start on his permanent victim status. I'm sure it will take him far in life.",0,0.967308521270752,TODO 0
-43,0,Citation needed,RektSquared,soccer,2016-09,The little fans you have are glory hunters.,0,0.8921573162078857,TODO 3
-44,0,"Don't worry, it'll smell like piss, armpit sweat and fried chicken before you know it.",hundreddollar,unitedkingdom,2016-09,"Been getting a lot of brand new trains recently. Still not running on time, obviously, but you can't beat that new train smell.",1,0.5062981843948364,TODO 0
-45,0,"For reference, what would you feel was the last big innovation in phones?",rbarton812,AskReddit,2016-09,No innovation does not mean behind the times. I haven't seen a big breakthrough in phone technology from anyone in years.,0,0.98020339012146,TODO 4
-46,0,Won't be able to play this game till it comes out on android...but I'm gonna watch spoilers anyway.,FuntimeMadness,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-10,With the game being out tomorrow...,1,0.7773346304893494,TODO 0
-47,0,Same as me then :/,Dooder39,skype,2016-11,Nothing older than a couple months,0,0.96294766664505,TODO 0
-48,0,"They'll have to come back later, so you'll be alright eventually.",PlazaOne,britishproblems,2016-09,Waiting for a bus and seeing at least 4 buses go in the other direction,0,0.7220009565353394,TODO 0
-49,1,"No time for that, needs to self-destruct immediately so he can proceed waiting for Star Citizen to be finished.",Sharratz,EliteDangerous,2016-11,Your sensors have to be fixed. Restart your ship pls,1,0.6840019226074219,TODO 3
-50,0,THE FINAL RALLY,Haaselh0ff,The_Donald,2016-11,"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump's Final Rally: Grand Rapids, MI 11/7/16",0,0.6851474642753601,TODO 2
-51,0,Felslate price is going to crash soon because of gem market crash.,Jeffy29,wow,2016-09,"Personally, I'd be okay with Felslate being under 80g per ore.",1,0.8071634769439697,TODO 2
-52,0,KURWA always wins!,ewentual,leagueoflegends,2016-10,"H2k is the only hope to defeat the koreans imo EDG has many exploitable flaws and as much as people want ANX to do good they just don't have the experience nor the individual skill to win bo5 against the best korean teams.. On the other hand H2k has very high skill ceiling imo, at their best they can defeat everyone but they can also choke and play poorly due to inconsistency specially mid to late game calls and that can be even worse against korean teams. Anyway i think h2k has the complete package with individual godlike players and hopefully are on good form as shown in 2nd week, they just need a bit of luck, pr0lly to have good drafts and NOT to choke which is a touch ask but still. You will probably say every year it's the same ""This western team will win the koreans"", but at least i give you my reasoning, if players like Ryu,Forg1ven and jankos play their best they can do it imo..",0,0.5509445071220398,TODO 0
+250431,0,Leeches?,greengordon,politics,2009-09,And we are.,1,0.7256754636764526,TODO 0
+250786,1,That's so funny.,PoochDoobie,pics,2011-07,"Funny, this is how my Uncle's house looked when we helped him clean it up. ...except it was Canadian Whiskey bottles. ...Oh, and he was *dead from liver damage* Good luck on your recovery. Stay sober, my friend.",1,0.97867614030838,TODO 2
 53,1,lol great champion,Shellback1,Boxing,2016-11,"He was giving them an advance on their payment for when he inevitably signs to fight them. He can't just let those young, hungry lions slip between the cracks now, can he?",1,0.5734057426452637,TODO 2
-54,0,"You would think that as much as everyone blames everything on gerrymandering in this sub, they would know when gerrymandering actually applied to something.",Old_Army90,politics,2016-11,"This is pure victim-blaming. After the Republicans made huge gains in state legislatures in 2010, they redistricted congressional districts and made it extremely difficult for the Democrats to win enough seats to retake the house. That wasn't Pelosi's fault.",0,0.8605561256408691,TODO 2
-55,0,Maybe she died in a fire.,franklindeer,MensRights,2016-10,Ahhhhh - Jess Phillips Wasn't Available To Hear Phillip Davies MP Request A Parliamentary Debate For International Men's Day In The PARLIAMENTARY MAIN CHAMBER for 2016.,1,0.7131698131561279,TODO 0
-56,0,Happy birthday still dude,killinrin,worldnews,2016-12,It's my birthday...,0,0.9612459540367126,TODO 0
-57,0,"If this survives a turn, it'll be scary",Slayer_Of_Anubis,hearthstone,2016-11,New Rogue Card - Shadow Rager,0,0.9533417820930481,TODO 0
-58,0,"""I need you in me"" *stops taking selfie and races to her house*",crossbowftw33,AskReddit,2016-09,"Guys, when you send a selfie to a girl, that you're dating/talking to/girlfriend, what are the compliments you'd like to hear/read from her?",0,0.5573579668998718,TODO 3
-59,0,I would rather no one that finds out about it stands by and does nothing.,ivsciguy,Christianity,2016-11,... You would rather the guilty continue to hide or offend with no pressure to reform and turn themselves in? How does that advance justice for anyone?,0,0.9349657297134399,TODO 0
-60,0,"Well, everyone would have been a lot better off if he had listened.",ivsciguy,politics,2016-09,911 dispatchers have zero authority to tell people to do anything.,1,0.9007349610328674,TODO 4
-61,0,What is more sexually frustrating than a dead partner?,J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS,Showerthoughts,2016-11,"So any old poem is just sexual frustration? Even ""Quoth the raven: Nevermore""?",0,0.723824679851532,TODO 0
-62,0,1.4 GB,Dead-A-Chek,RocketLeague,2016-10,Patch is Out Restart steam if not get it yet,0,0.5288536548614502,TODO 0
-63,1,"Yeah, because there were no terror attacks prior to the airstrikes",Fucanelli,news,2016-11,So theres more terror attacks? great logic.,1,0.9865921139717102,TODO 2
-64,0,"We are supposed to list creative group names, not units of measurement.",angry_badger32,funny,2016-10,A Merica of Fat People?,1,0.5605926513671875,TODO 3
-65,0,its ok if they use the same lies if they tell them to separate regions ;),SchultzMD,technology,2016-11,I think Comcast and AT&T are trading lies with each other. *You use this lie today and we'll use this lie tomorrow. That way we'll have a diversity in lies.*,1,0.9511279463768005,TODO 3
-66,0,"That's what I thought he meant, but I wasn't sure.",Black_Punisher,phantomofthekill,2016-11,"Means that unit has been added to the favourites. Makes it easier to find amongst your units and stops you fusing/releasing it accidentally as you have to remove the favourite mark first. To favourite a unit, you can either use the View Unit option and check the little star, or you can just hold your finger on the unit on pretty much any other screen where you can see the party, and it'll bring up the same view.",0,0.918038010597229,TODO 1
-67,1,Exactly the minimum number of appearances should be 13,fear865,nfl,2016-11,Montana won while only playing 13/16.,1,0.6385096311569214,TODO 3
-68,0,Makeout selfie!,CountChoculahh,pics,2016-11,Still Life at McDonald's; 2am,0,0.7851012945175171,TODO 0
-69,0,"Yes, the Tank Wars supplement rulebook",EldarCorsair,Miniswap,2016-09,The book?,0,0.5283070802688599,TODO 1
-70,0,"And if he was cut due to off field issues we'll pass on him too, thanks for adding that perspective.",HugePurpleNipples,GreenBayPackers,2016-10,He won't be coming here. He is not a vested veteran and therefore has to go through the waiver system. We are likely in the bottom half to bottom third of the league in terms of waiver priority. If he wasn't cut due to off field issues then someone ahead of us will likely snap him up.,0,0.6730977892875671,TODO 2
-71,0,"Yeah, please step aside while people who want to win again step up over the next few years.",AlternativeHillbilly,politics,2016-11,"You know what's worse than ""alienating"" them? Selling them a series of god damn lies rooted in myths of white supremacy. That's worse. Let's focus on addressing *that*. And do you know how to address that? 1. Don't abandon the people who are most negatively affected by white supremacy.",1,0.8160454630851746,TODO 4
-72,0,"sounds like a fucking thrilling read, prick",runujhkj,newzealand,2016-12,"""Everyone's a cunt"" is the working title of my book. I really need to get it finished.",1,0.8333812952041626,TODO 0
-73,0,That's not a good thing,Zeno84,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,"It's a good thing we use the electoral college instead of the popular vote. And you know, most of those votes came from California. If you look at most other states, they are very close together, so no, America didn't choose her, California did.",0,0.9487380385398865,TODO 1
-74,1,New motorcycle jousting operator confirmed.,SenorSmartyPants,Rainbow6,2016-11,Anyone still remembers when u/its_epi announced himself as the new manager?,1,0.8232783675193787,TODO 4
-75,0,"I think Amber's insecurity about her looks kept her away from Maci's wedding, probably with help from Matt.",TylerSlashJavi,teenmom,2016-12,I think Cate & Tyler are cool with him. But what I really wonder is how Maci feels about Matt. Why would Amber schedule her mommy makeover during the time of Maci's wedding? That spoke volumes that something is off with Maci & Amber/Matt.,0,0.802922785282135,TODO 4
-76,0,"So did I, but I was awarded the freeman dollars anyway.",Wibbington,TomorrowChildrenPS4,2016-11,Oh. Thought that was just for people who actually played during the time of connection issues.,0,0.8760485053062439,TODO 0
-77,0,That's funny coming from someone who didn't finish middle school.,voteferpedro,PussyPass,2016-11,"""I know you are, but what am I!!"" Ahh, the middle school defense.",0,0.9065399765968323,TODO 2
-78,0,I'm sorry for trying to have fun and don't enjoy playing 5v6 w/ a Symmetra trying to kill teammates.,MrZephy,Overwatch,2016-11,"If a Symmetra making you fall off a cliff in one game is ruining your gameplay, you have bigger problems than her.",1,0.9217275381088257,TODO 4
-79,1,They're all the same to me,alphyc,indianpeoplefacebook,2016-11,It's India not Saudi Arabia.,1,0.8716623187065125,TODO 0
-80,0,Maisie Williams Christina Hendricks Jennifer Lawrence,radpandaparty,AskReddit,2016-12,Which celebrities does everyone constantly say how hot they are but you don't find them attractive?,0,0.7834093570709229,TODO 0
-81,0,Don't forget those special guys who took down Gaddafi and Saddam.,maga_nrg_man,The_Donald,2016-12,"In case you didn't know, the United States funds and arms terrorist groups like Al-Qaeda and ISIS when it needs them to disrupt a country.",1,0.9514445662498474,TODO 4
-82,0,Ah icy waters would look so nice in nxt.,jetzido,runescape,2016-12,"Yea i wish when they graphically updated places they premade holiday textures with it instead of graphically ""overhauling"" everything at once, even tho snow only on trees isnt really an overhaul lol. Imagine new falador with snow, and icy waters in port sarim",1,0.5938387513160706,TODO 4
-83,0,"I thought we were supposed to be ""the trolls"" and we are already part of it.",Animblenavigator,The_Donald,2016-11,Watch out...they'll make an episode about this sub I think this seasons been pretty funny. they've had better. they're on the verge of taking the current-ness of their episodes too far. It was perfect when they didn't do this carrying from episode to episode,0,0.5116936564445496,TODO 0
-84,0,ooooh big cut at the breaking ball but a swing and a miss,flykessel,baseball,2016-10,Try and kneel during that.,0,0.8486460447311401,TODO 4
-85,0,That's racist,maybebaked,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-10,Where's the lie tho?,1,0.9844080805778503,TODO 4
-86,0,He's not ahead in ohio,Rustyastro,politics,2016-11,"It wont be a landslide. Not anymore. Trump is ahead in Ohio, Iowa, and maybe Florida. He still wont likely win, but it will be close. Get out and vote.",0,0.8144810199737549,TODO 0
+1481,1,Freedom doesnt come for free.,devillivedevil,Futurology,2016-12,Denmark also has reasonable labour laws and taxes that support the unemployed though. You can't really compare the shit-show that the US is to the rest of the modern world when it comes to wages and employment law.,1,0.5116696357727051,TODO 4
+249525,1,Makes people think I'm smart.,acetv,math,2011-02,Why do YOU like/love math? Just curious,1,0.5255894064903259,TODO 3
+433,0,Bodom + Grinder is all you need bby.,BefokkedBefucked,Coffee,2016-11,"Spend more upfront for an espresso machine? As a daily latte drinker who spends $5+ dollars on coffee a day, I'm thinking about investing in an espresso machine and grinder to save money over time. Yes, it won't save me money immediately, but perhaps over 5-years. So as a newbie to espresso machines, my question is: does it make sense to buy an expensive prosumer espresso machine and grinder outright? Or is it ""better"" to start conservatively and then upgrade/ramp-up over time? I understand this is probably just personal preference. When I started researching machines, I thought the oft recommended second-hand Gaggia Classic (pre-Phillips) @ ~$250-300 would be a good starter machine. However, some people said it's really the *bare* minimum for ""decent"" espresso and I feel I may want to upgrade down the line from this minimum. I'm thinking about getting a prosumer machine like the Rocket Appartamento or similar. I could budget ~$1.5k to $2k for a machine + grinder. My thinking is that I'd rather buy something once and if I pay more upfront, I can get a quality machine that will last a while/not have the urge to upgrade. I'm looking for a machine that's easy to maintain with good/affordable parts availability and that's well-built and will last 5+ years with infrequent maintenance.",0,0.7428783178329468,TODO 3
+589,0,Also Brian Sipe!,CleansingFlame,AskReddit,2016-09,Bernie Kosar,0,0.8110719323158264,TODO 0
+1516,1,you forgot the,NikoMyshkin,uncensorednews,2016-12,"fake saudi arabia is one of our closest allies, those people wouldnt be mean to her.",1,0.9897177219390868,TODO 0
+250735,1,because she was stupid for thinking that she could be anything but?,secretvictory,funny,2012-02,how can people look down on porn actresses/actors when everyone watches porn?,1,0.8603057861328125,TODO 2
+250589,0,There's a big difference between voluntarily using drugs and being captured and forced to do something you don't want to do.,omega2079,Libertarian,2011-05,"You run into the same underground black market problems with human trafficking, slavery, and sex trade but I'm sure you wouldn't say that those too should be legal.",0,0.9820101857185364,TODO 2
+2044,1,Just means you're bad at playing hide n seek.,saltly,Rainbow6,2016-12,Enemy operators names popping up when you get close should be removed I have had a lot of good hiding spots in plain sight waiting for the right moment just to get killed because my name popped up on my enemies screen. I know that it was my name because I have asked how they saw me many times.,1,0.8467591404914856,TODO 1
+2366,1,"That isn't what downvotes are for, so I downvoted you",Brodoof,AskReddit,2016-09,To downvote people who I disagree with.,1,0.9538707137107848,TODO 0
+251071,1,What else would you expect from socialized medicine ?,PLanPLan,WTF,2009-05,"Woman goes into hospital with kidney stone, gets all limbs amputated. Jury says suck it up. (Judge disagrees.)",1,0.9081467390060424,TODO 0
+249614,0,Knife Eagle is gunna fuck you're shit up.,Badmojoe,GetMotivated,2011-06,"It might just be that I find eagles inherently bad ass, but this guy always motivates me.",0,0.6512711644172668,TODO 2
+250700,1,But then how are the super-rich going to save the economy?,Evilsnoopi3,politics,2010-09,"Obama refuses to extend the Bush Tax Cuts for the rich. Oh, hell yes.",1,0.9874546527862548,TODO 1
+1661,1,holy crap me too :O,BioOrpheus,AskReddit,2016-12,So... you're male...,0,0.9471778869628906,TODO 2
+251440,1,It's a good thing we put those on the endangered species list.,JViz,pics,2010-08,Look what was found on the lawn the other day... In Pennsylvania.,1,0.9709427952766418,TODO 1
+250126,1,I was about to spell out the,savanttm,politics,2011-03,I was about to say the same thing,1,0.990447998046875,TODO 0
+251164,1,Nice to see he learned his lesson,gtmills1,technology,2009-06,"Ah, spamming.",1,0.9590654373168944,TODO 3
+250560,1,"No, it will be the year of Desktop Linux!",opk,technology,2011-08,Will 2012 be the year of 3D printing?,1,0.888355553150177,TODO 4
+250429,0,"Ah, a meetup in the security line at Frankfurt airport then....",hughk,frankfurt,2011-05,Same here.,0,0.5936397314071655,TODO 1
+710,0,Found the 3rd year philosophy student looking to transfer to another major.,manachar,standupshots,2016-10,Found the first year philosophy student.,0,0.822335422039032,TODO 4
+2407,1,"Hey, at least it's the best system we got",DJBJ,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-10,Facts. It's mind boggling to think that the necklace she's wearing can change my unborn children's unborn children's lives in an instant.,1,0.9508888125419616,TODO 1
+250120,1,you sure those weren't protesting postal workers?,MrFlagg,canada,2011-06,Just some pictures of some Canuck fans doing their city and team proud!,1,0.8661587238311768,TODO 1
+2456,1,Horsepower bro,sput117,Shitty_Car_Mods,2016-09,What's the point of that filter on the front?,1,0.7427343130111694,TODO 0
+250565,0,Am I the only one who didn't care when I saw that scene?,skooma714,AskReddit,2010-02,"First ten minutes of Up, time and time again.",0,0.959905445575714,TODO 1
+250305,0,Where did you buy that monitor stand?,MyMourningPenis,reddit.com,2011-06,How I surfe reddit.,0,0.6893689632415771,TODO 0
+2212,0,Cause people don't like Cam,StateFan24,nfl,2016-09,That defender launched himself into cam's head. How can anyone try to defend this? These plays have to be removed from the game for it to survive in the long run.,1,0.8072416186332703,TODO 2
+250551,1,It's always who you least suspect.,JoelDaMan,atheism,2011-08,"Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures",0,0.7224804162979126,TODO 0
+1015,1,"I'm in ninth grade physics, thank you very much.",Jalenofkake,nfl,2016-11,"They just learned that in eighth grade physics, don't be so harsh. They'll learn.",1,0.7699499130249023,TODO 2
+581,1,Because the elections are rigged,UncleDan2017,politics,2016-11,He has no path to 270,1,0.9870389103889464,TODO 0
+569,0,"I thought the running theory was that Toby confessed to the convicted person (because he felt guilty, since he was on jury duty).",NegaDuke,DunderMifflin,2016-11,Didn't Toby visit the strangler in prison. Or was it decided that that guy was probably innocent and strangled Toby because of how annoying he was.,0,0.7228461503982544,TODO 1
+250313,0,"Sure, you caught a fish, but Law & Order jumped the SHARK!",ammderlu,funny,2011-02,"Lmfao Man I have no clue, I don't even watch Law & Order. I posted in this thread just to have some fun and see if I could catch a fish, I caught a fish and had my laugh (dx30).",0,0.8854591250419617,TODO 1
+250842,0,"secretssss my precious, secretsssss",xenocidal,Minecraft,2010-10,How can you check for duping?,0,0.6151427626609802,TODO 0
+1849,1,"I really hope you're black (African American, Colored, etc... whatever the correct PC term is these days), cause if you're not, then that's cultural appropriation as I believe they have the market on the ""Yo Mama"" jokes.",Citizen03281970,The_Donald,2016-12,Yo mama so dumb....,1,0.9408777356147766,TODO 0
+883,0,If it was true then Tyler1 would be rank 1 NA.,Penumbrius,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Dude if that was true, Dom would be like at the top forever. Like it wouldn't even be an option for him to drop below the top spot.",1,0.624596118927002,TODO 0
+2381,1,OP is a pussie ass kid that can't confront people.,lIlIlIlIlIlII,supremeclothing,2016-09,Wait y'all in the same city? why didn't you in person trade? why aren't you at his place right now?,1,0.6315351128578186,TODO 1
+250629,1,I guess no one at google's ever been on a plane and wanted to listen to their music library.,johnlnash,Android,2011-06,Google moving away from using SD cards... I hope this isn't true,1,0.6400623321533203,TODO 2
+249126,1,At least the money's not being wasted...,GeneralRobert,WTF,2010-12,Wikileaks Reveals U.S. Tax Dollars Fund Child Sex Slavery in Afghanistan,1,0.90714693069458,TODO 0
+2357,1,"he has a backpack, reported!",00087,RotMG,2016-09,Is This Good?,1,0.9345899224281312,TODO 4
+696,0,"Okay, I take back what I said about Bridgette, She's just annoying all around.",NightsWatchh,McJuggerNuggets,2016-11,LAST DAY WITH A PSYCHO!,0,0.9293419122695924,TODO 0
+1706,0,Thanks.,Bravo72,fantasyfootball,2016-09,Kickers,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
+1944,1,Really I did not know that,1461DaysInHell,politics,2016-12,"In the cold war, the USSR and the US were *enemies*.",1,0.9758946299552916,TODO 0
 87,0,We're about to break the Coulomb barrier!,s0v3r1gn,The_Donald,2016-09,WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF HIGH ENERGY THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!!,0,0.8990929126739502,TODO 0
-88,1,"Never mind that ""anti tax cap"" means ""I want you to pay billions in taxes!""",Beeb294,Albany,2016-11,"In case you missed it, here's the AMA by Zephyr Teachout from a few weeks ago. Worth 5 minutes of your time if you're voting next week!",1,0.9395238161087036,TODO 2
-89,1,"Thank you, random baseball fan \#33, for mansplaining",Beeb294,TumblrInAction,2016-11,"A backwards K indicates the batter went down looking, instead of swinging.",1,0.922599732875824,TODO 1
-90,0,Combined with grounded...,RebuffedChaff,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,Until you go up against the wretched eye boss. I shudder to think how deadly that canon would be with a burn active too!,0,0.9173608422279358,TODO 0
-91,0,"Hell, if he's still alive, I'd at least trip him.",BabyPunter3000,exmormon,2016-11,Wish we could go back in time and kick his ass.,0,0.9028313755989075,TODO 0
-92,0,"The thing that bugs me about Michael Moore is that he supported Bernie in the primary, but Roger & Me came out in '89, BEFORE NAFTA, and Bernie refused to support the Michigan auto bailout because he was more interested in kicking Wall Street while it was down to show how vengeful he was regardless of the negative effect turning a recession into a depression would've had on the poor workers he purports to care about!",tamarzipan,hillaryclinton,2016-10,"Michael Moore on MSNBC claiming that because election is the 8th instead of the 4th, people won't vote because it's ""winter."" 4 days later. Thoughts?",0,0.9837523698806763,TODO 0
-93,0,"should be fine if you just eat the muscle you barfed up, but wait 28 minutes",Blubrdblizzrd,Fitness,2016-09,"One time I ate and then accidentally worked out 28 minutes later because my clock was off, and I puked out all of my muscle.",0,0.5551815032958984,TODO 2
-94,0,"""into my boyfriend's and my apartment.""",giraffekickball,relationships,2016-11,Update: Someone has been coming into my boyfriend (20m) and I's (19f) apartment.,0,0.9157578945159912,TODO 4
-95,0,I'd say breathing and eating difficulties.,Alan_Smithee_,WTF,2016-12,"As long as none of the vital parts (organs, brain) are affected by them, and nothing gets infected, he won't die",0,0.9034283757209778,TODO 0
-96,0,pretty sure he was being facetious,UgandanWarlord,streetwear,2016-11,"""some soccer player"" your worldview is incredibly narrow lol",0,0.8059014678001404,TODO 1
-97,0,"Sadly, dismal as in the last match...",Conscious_Caracal,WBAfootball,2016-12,"No Evans :( C'mon Jonas, give us a good performance.",0,0.9374587535858154,TODO 0
-98,0,"I get that Keuchly is an amazingly talented player, and he got hurt tonight, but if you think anyone in our division has earned more respect than Drew Brees, you're tripping fucking balls right now.",dean815,nfl,2016-11,Who would you say is the most respectable player in your division?,0,0.9826992750167847,TODO 4
-99,0,"Haha, im so sorry I had 3 myself: two electabuzz and a hitmonchan ...",Sokkerdino,pokemongo,2016-11,Niantic gods blessed me with 5 10km eggs during this event 4 of them were eevees...,1,0.6050723791122437,TODO 0
-100,0,This guy trucks.,Dread1221,nonononoyes,2016-12,Avoiding a truck stopped in the middle of the road,0,0.7420666217803955,TODO 4
-101,0,smh...,DownvoteDaemon,gifs,2016-09,Left hanging,0,0.8487612009048462,TODO 0
-102,0,Shouldn't he just let it be?,LynchMaleIdeal,hiphopheads,2016-11,"Well, well, well, let me run.",1,0.6086077690124512,TODO 0
-103,0,It's not your fault - your candidate just sucked balls.,richmomz,politics,2016-11,I moved from Illinois to Wisconsin and we went red for the first time in 32 years. I guess I'm bad luck,1,0.9431509375572205,TODO 4
-104,0,[[2189]] [[114]] [[2944]] [[1587]] [[2141]] [[492]] FTFY.,TwentyCircle,PuzzleAndDragons,2016-09,2189 114 2944 1587 2141 492,0,0.9755269289016724,TODO 0
-105,0,Yup can't agree more :),Ganeshgns,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-12,"Right haha. That's why I said it's sad you can't change BioMass *either*. Labyrinth has fluorescent-like colors that look really good, it'd be amazing if you could match like red and orange or something instead just red or orange with black :/ I do like how it looks with black, just the fact you can't change it de-values what is a really cool/trippy decal, imo!",0,0.9711424708366394,TODO 0
-106,0,And unlawful detention.,WillyPete,news,2016-10,If you're not arresting someone.... grabbing them like that is assault even battery.,0,0.8064018487930298,TODO 0
-107,0,Yeah the mic kept turning what he was saying in rambling gibberish,therealhood,politics,2016-09,I know!!! Didn't see any though. Now he says mic was defective -- on purpose. So there's that.,0,0.6811718940734863,TODO 0
-108,0,I mean AZ defense is legit... WHy are they holding that against your OLine?,Capn_Barboza,nfl,2016-10,3/5 of the starters.,1,0.821771502494812,TODO 2
-109,0,"Cool, thanks!",noxylophone,politics,2016-10,"It was the first ""Return of the Podcaster"" one. He covers domestic issues in the first half and foreign affairs in the second half.",0,0.9697220921516418,TODO 0
-110,1,Seattle should force those wealthy home owners to rent those empty rooms to fix the homeless and housing crisis.,solongmsft,SeattleWA,2016-12,"King County empty nesters live with 200,000 empty bedrooms",1,0.9854432344436646,TODO 3
+249981,1,Your username spells a word if you pretend the 5 is an S.,LaterGatorPlayer,Jokes,2012-01,Still not worth it,0,0.7426558136940002,TODO 3
+922,0,TIL there's 200ml bottles,Knowledge_via_DMT,Vaping,2016-12,Hand check from home,1,0.6385763883590698,TODO 0
+250241,0,you should thank Nokia for the fact that your iPhone is even functional as a GSM phone.,specialk16,technology,2010-05,"Nokia is a patent troll in my books. In the last while they have been suing, RIM, HTC, Apple, etc.",1,0.894669771194458,TODO 0
+251287,1,Didn't see that coming...,geoshua,pics,2010-08,Name an Imaginary Creature that you once Thought was real.,1,0.9863514304161072,TODO 0
+250445,0,If you believe his rank is pretty high you might try Your Highness.,Superconducter,shittyadvice,2010-10,"Properly addressing an officer, unsure of rank so I am trying to send an email to a US Navy officer to ask about the nuclear propolsion program, and I cannot remember what his rank is. How do I address him in the email?",0,0.6451905965805054,TODO 1
+250658,1,I thought a non-fox viewer has only 3/5th the weightage as a single fox viewer has?,orus,politics,2011-03,"Fox Lies: Chris Wallace says ""Fox News Sunday"" has more viewers than all other Sunday morning shows; actual evidence proves they have lowest ratings",0,0.6086878776550293,TODO 4
 111,0,afafa,thrashfan,thrashfan,2016-10,Post Game Thread: Hawks win,0,0.9043114185333252,TODO 0
-112,0,Aaron Rowand forever,iamyourlager,baseball,2016-12,"Who were some players that were fan favorites, but only played a short duration (season or two) for your team? When I saw the Michael Moorse signing I thought about how instantly he became a fan favorite for the Giants, and it got me wondering who were some other players that fit under that category.",1,0.5446264147758484,TODO 0
-113,1,Who would've thought?,masonvd,canada,2016-11,"You won't hear it from media, but the suicide rate of transsexuals goes up after having reassignment surgery. Perhaps it's because they actually *are* mentally ill",1,0.9691696166992188,TODO 0
-114,0,"2x4s really aren't 2"" by 4""",bigpandas,The_Donald,2016-11,"Switching at this point might be rather difficult considering practically everything is defined in feet and miles, gallons, pounds, and degrees Farrenheit. Track gauge, wood lengths, road size, car size, windows, doors, etc. would all have to have redefined standards.",0,0.9035552740097046,TODO 0
-115,0,"True, but if you are prepared (mentally), it might be easier.",Xadnem,AskReddit,2016-12,"Easy to say, not easy to do when you're scared and they are your parents",0,0.9801124334335327,TODO 0
-116,0,"The whole point is to act though, he could be less witty on screen, and camera tricks and so on made the actor playing hagrid appear much bigger anyway",Dokkaan,movies,2016-12,He was* a small fella and often too witty,0,0.9807302951812744,TODO 1
-117,0,They certainly are,vensmith93,AskReddit,2016-12,Aren't these Maximum the Hormone lyrics?,0,0.8478840589523315,TODO 0
-118,0,Looking back; I guess thats why I voted for him.,hash12341234,The_Donald,2016-12,"""But he was black. That's all that matters"".",1,0.7510700225830078,TODO 3
-119,0,Yes,FellKnight,CFB,2016-11,"Is Florida State back into Orange Bowl hunt? With Louisville losing to UK, if FSU beats Florida, FSU is going to be highest ranked team in the entire ACC even above VT (unless VT wins against Clemson). Provided Clemson makes into CFP, is FSU back for Orange Bowl?",0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-120,0,#IS,Sementeries,The_Donald,2016-12,#THIS,0,0.9115457534790039,TODO 0
-121,0,almost thought that he wasn't wearing at least one piece of bape,wapoosh,streetwear,2016-10,What is the name of the type of pouch/ holster bag Keith Ape is wearing?,0,0.7406824231147766,TODO 1
-122,0,Do things I love to do.,NinjaHDD,AskReddit,2016-09,What do you do to get rid off stress?,0,0.8602467775344849,TODO 3
-123,0,"I would go for Eifert, he;s going to be a top TE ROS",whenindoubtmumble,fantasyfootball,2016-10,"Burn #2 waiver in 12 team standard for eifert or ertz? I have pitta and gates but figure eifert might be a big boon. I have needs at RB but have a few lottery tickets (dixon, lewis, rawls)",0,0.5778819918632507,TODO 0
-124,0,Proof and I would rather strip paint with my fingernails than play CoD,RiseOfBacon,DestinyTheGame,2016-10,by the way.... not only Bungie.. but by Activision... as it is used regularly in COD.,1,0.8191350698471069,TODO 3
-125,1,It's because some people are cowards,im999fine,Silverbugs,2016-11,"Man, I'm SO with you! I don't understand why people pay over the melt value for cars either! I mean, it's just steel, they shouldn't charge a premium for that shit. It's bullshit! Just because some are fancy looking or go faster, wtf, right? And clothes?!! WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING MORE THAN THE COST OF COTTON! I can't take it anymore. People are so fucking stupid paying a premium for a god damned t shirt that is only going to shrink and get fucked up over time. IDIOTS! ALL OF THEM!",1,0.915643036365509,TODO 2
-126,0,Probably a pretty noticeable dent in the car too if it hit the hood.,j_sholmes,gifs,2016-09,"I would have turned the car around, dragged those f-ing kids out of that bus and forced them to lick it all clean.",0,0.6924172639846802,TODO 2
-127,0,"It's not really entitlement when the puzzle is poorly planned/designed, the place is MADE to kill you, and you only have a very small amount of checkpoints which can and have glitched out for very little reason.",Boa_Noah,Guildwars2,2016-09,It's for the best. Why do players feel like they're entitled for the rewards if they just teleport to the end. You're cheating yourself.,0,0.9642305374145508,TODO 4
-128,0,Well u can vape it and that seems to give a nice buzz,LucyinSkywithDiam,Drugs,2016-11,"It's not like that on its own, go smoke some CBD from a dispensary then go smoke this shit and you'll see the difference. I've seen people smoke this stuff then freak out similar to greening out.",1,0.5293198227882385,TODO 3
-129,0,I'm just messing with you <3,dxrebirth,Dodgers,2016-10,"Do your research, yo. The ChiSox flair is only there for...clerical purposes, I guess? At least I think that's the way to put it. And if you're gonna be like that, flair up and quit hiding.",0,0.979562520980835,TODO 0
-130,0,My fellow earthicans...,Jamesdean08,pics,2016-11,Shout out to my neighbor who is keeping it all in perspective.,0,0.8738147616386414,TODO 0
-131,0,That's why I said fuck it.,Auctoritate,gaming,2016-09,But he's a Republican.,0,0.8733019232749939,TODO 0
-132,1,EOD Merit Badge 2017 confirmed.,ThatGuyAgain142,BSA,2016-11,"Artillery. I mean, why can't we just blow stuff up? Ya know, for fun.",1,0.8110166788101196,TODO 0
-133,0,hehheheheh,Ghost_of_Castro,todayilearned,2016-12,We know op's mom isn't a diver because she's not afraid of dp.,0,0.7624411582946777,TODO 0
-134,0,"maybe they should ask all those Mexicans who are supposedly stealing all the jobs, eh?",sleaze_bag_alert,politics,2016-12,To....Where???,1,0.9606136679649353,TODO 1
-135,0,The trigger pull is on par with handguns 2-3 times the price.,walnut_of_doom,gundeals,2016-11,"Just ordered one from my local lgs for 329 in tan and the sf model, I hope it's as good as everyone says",0,0.5654816627502441,TODO 0
-136,1,"Pfft, toll roads are for the side of town where people don't have the money/clout to fight against them.",cs76,Austin,2016-11,"What?? No pushing toll roads?? We better buy a lotto ticket, it's our lucky day!",1,0.9744030833244324,TODO 0
-137,0,You should have a passport for the sake of travel regardless.,MedayekMan,Judaism,2016-11,I think you're being a bit too paranoid but can't hurt to get your passport sorted out.,0,0.9721810221672058,TODO 0
-138,0,GrossGore?,HeygateMackMurdo,leagueoflegends,2016-11,GrossCore.,0,0.9028595685958862,TODO 0
-139,0,"Relax, it should blow over really fast anyway.",crimekiwi,Overwatch,2016-11,"Can I Have My Flair Back Now? No, seriously. I'm quite grateful to the mods for adding the ""Hide ARG shit"" option, and I'll be happy to play Sombra when she's released. But I really DGAF about the rest of the noise, and I sure as hell don't care for it to get all over the sub for no reason. So, what about we get our flairs back and let people who care set the Sombra flair if they want?",1,0.6671441197395325,TODO 0
-140,0,Is it just me or is it slanted,tehBrandonJayyay,oldpeoplefacebook,2016-10,I see how it secretly kills people.,0,0.9223629832267761,TODO 0
-141,0,I think Petco is great,Surreal_Effect,Padres,2016-11,"1. Theo is locked up for a long time with a fat salary. He could work for any team he wanted, but he signed an extension. 2. The shitshow is being turned around. Did you think someone could just flip a switch and make us perennial championship contenders? 3. Preller isn't trash, I don't know of you've actually been paying attention to what he does. Preller is a great GM. 4. Fowler is a good owner, he is willing to pony up cash for the team. The only downside is that he talks a lot about the team's performance, but I'll take it if it means we have a dedicated and invested owner. 5. Petco fucking blows now",0,0.56557697057724,TODO 2
-142,1,Keeping the babymakers at bay does require some placating talk.,KingJosephSmith,exmormon,2016-11,Some cool data presented without commentary:,0,0.7851526737213135,TODO 3
-143,1,"Exactly, best support self serving egotists like Hillary",thebearsandthebees,Conservative,2016-11,"Obama's judges rewrote the law to keep Obamacare alive. There is definite benefit for nominating crooked SC justices, especially for a self-serving egotist like Trump.",1,0.9349913001060486,TODO 0
-144,0,Christmas: **DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT**,mphtmnslt,TheSimpsons,2016-09,BOMBARDMENT,0,0.6220829486846924,TODO 0
-145,0,Doa called it after their first game in LCK,FuryII,leagueoflegends,2016-10,The True Prophet: Prediction made after week 1 of LCK Spring,0,0.666771411895752,TODO 0
-146,1,Best 60k I've ever spent,Nostalgia_Novacane,worldnews,2016-11,"The national anthem, probably?",1,0.5570370554924011,TODO 1
+250580,0,It's not a competition.. and two cultures can mutually share an aspect of their own cultures.,itsnickk,AskReddit,2011-02,FUCK YOU FOR SAYING DEMOCRACY! YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. You people steal fucking EVERYTHING from the french.,0,0.9739302396774292,TODO 0
+249807,1,That's so gay!,superfusion1,reddit.com,2011-07,Who was looking for boners?,1,0.9037749767303468,TODO 1
+2216,1,Insider trading,Blue10022,Eve,2016-09,Glad I sold my lot of 250 of them a week ago lol.,1,0.5379041433334351,TODO 0
+251139,1,"Yes, because a 5 year old should suffer for supporting Hamas and the rest of the terrorists.",YourNeighbour,worldnews,2010-03,"Gee, they have fatah and hamas to guide them and provide role models and leadership, what could have possibly gone so wrong?",1,0.9871560335159302,TODO 1
+249631,0,"Okay, but you know it's from Google so it can be trusted, unlike an app from a random third party developer you've never heard of before.",Xiol,Android,2010-08,The Google Maps live wallpaper?,1,0.8727810978889465,TODO 2
+1333,0,Are you using Nova?,thelostdolphin,androidthemes,2016-12,"Tried doing that, that's the closest I can get to the side.",0,0.9186185598373412,TODO 1
+251344,0,"Do you ever believe that this would stop hurting you, and what stopped you from sending him to jail or at least reporting him to the cops?",killerrebelx,IAmA,2009-11,I was raised from birth sexually molested by my father. Eventually I got too old for him and moved on in life. Now I have a family of my own. AMA,0,0.97805517911911,TODO 1
+1850,0,I think it's just a character but I don't watch enough prof milk videos to make a good judgment on him,iCue713,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"Nah, I like his videos and find him funny but he just comes across as an asshole sometimes in the way he talks. It's one of those irrational hate things, like thinking someone has a punchable face.",0,0.955851674079895,TODO 3
+867,0,Typical ctrl-left...,VampireKillBot,The_Donald,2016-11,WHAT??? video of WHITE Democrat CNN guest using N-Word on live TV debating a BLACK Trump conservative!! #LeftWingNeoKlan is here!!,1,0.8870789408683777,TODO 0
+817,0,Jacky Chan,somatic1,h1z1,2016-11,Just watch,0,0.5381066799163818,TODO 0
+683,1,EMP,spitonem,battlefield_one,2016-11,I spawned with no sights..,0,0.7393641471862793,TODO 0
+911,0,Me if it's cheap enough,TheEmptyJuiceBox,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Where do I sell an unused windows 10 key?,0,0.8316464424133301,TODO 0
+250940,1,You're supposed to trade up for a newer model.,Cryogen_at_work,relationship_advice,2010-09,Girlfriend tells me last night that the relationship is not as exciting anymore. We've been together for almost 2 years now. This is hers and mine's first real relationship. I've sort of been noticing the same thing as well. We still both love each other very much but is this type of thing normal over the course of a relationship with someone? It definitely doesn't feel like the first few months but I figure that feeling doesn't last forever. We had much discussion last night and decided to change a few things around so it doesn't seem so routine. Is there anything else we could do to bring that excitement back?,1,0.5085509419441223,TODO 4
+251060,1,"It's a _sin_, remember?",AMerrickanGirl,WTF,2009-11,"Wow, What the hell did that principal think was going to happen with a lesbian couple attending a prom? Plague? Volcanic eruption? Zombie outbreak? Tsunami? Genocide? Demon invasion? Nuclear holocaust? Or maybe just another teen couple having fun at the prom? Pretty fucked up to expect her to go alone after all the effort she put into it.",1,0.9856483936309814,TODO 0
+249227,1,"I don't remember that one, link to the original thread?",sxtxixtxcxh,AskReddit,2011-07,I laughed so much there I started banging my fist on the table.,1,0.5215681791305542,TODO 1
+925,0,I think drug lords in the Philippines have a higher chance of murdering people then a McDonalds manager tbh,SeeBoar,news,2016-09,"Do you think *any* business consists of ""altruistic good people who never hurt 'regular' people""?",0,0.817151665687561,TODO 1
 147,0,Good ole photo ops.,Germanhammer05,TankPorn,2016-12,I'd be so mad about having to lay out all that shit.,0,0.7693087458610535,TODO 1
-148,0,"Sooo not downvoting anything, ok...",LookOutBitch,combinedgifs,2016-11,still here down voting racism and bigotry,1,0.6387609839439392,TODO 0
-149,0,whew that strawman just got rekt,ChewiestOcean4,TumblrInAction,2016-11,"It's time to play the ""outrage over things nobody ever said"" game",0,0.8417506814002991,TODO 0
-150,0,"for some reason Tank shells only dmg the area where you can repair the plane... So tips of wings, tail and some joints wont connect Just like shooting Tank tracks",Cozichacozee,HeroesandGenerals,2016-09,"While I'm not disagreeing, I'm not agreeing either. I've played some games on an AA where the team keeps the skies clear, and there are other games where a single sneeze of HE rounds from a plane clears all the AA batteries and run rampant over the map. On a slightly related note, why do tank shells seem to dust off planes with no effect, and the few that do connect, why do they seem to do no damage?",0,0.9552487730979919,TODO 0
-151,0,"vanilla through WotLK warriors/rogues could equip bows and use them (only the normal attack, there were no skills with it, that's why they generally were just stat sticks for those classes)",tanlorik,wow,2016-12,"Dreamed about Legion Last night I had an exceptionally vivid WoW dream. Haven't got a legendary yet, and in my dream I just new I was getting ready to get a legendary and when I did, it turned out to be a bow. I'm a protection warrior so I was very disappointed :P All this moaning about bad legendaries has me nervous I guess.",0,0.9811713695526123,TODO 1
-152,0,Ya know it's actually not as grim as sad it would be to see my time go in flames in the playoffs (again) it would be pretty nice to see a new team raise the cup,Lolsgod,hockey,2016-12,It's okay maybe things will look less grim come April :(,0,0.9533039927482605,TODO 4
-153,0,Like videos couldn't be corrupt in more than 2 ways,laidbackpk,jailbreak,2016-11,"A corrupt video wouldn't do this. I've seen corrupt videos, as have many others. They either don't open/load or frames are glitched out.",1,0.8880681395530701,TODO 3
-154,0,Hurricarana!,horselover03,interestingasfuck,2016-10,Acrobatic spinning leg-lock and throw.,0,0.5814160704612732,TODO 0
-155,0,Cyanogen theme engine?,BritishStewie,androidapps,2016-09,"Any apps like Unicon, that don't need Xposed? With the recent SafetyNet update, even Magisk's system-less Xposed triggers it. I got rid of Xposed, totally forgetting that Unicon was dependent on it, so now I'm looking for an alternative. It needs to be able to theme app icons system-wide and, the most important part, be able to let me choose custom icons for different apps. Thanks in advance.",0,0.5495482683181763,TODO 0
-156,1,"Yes, because putting an old women in jail will fix our problems.",equanimityone,politics,2016-11,"Who even cares. As long as Hilary gets In jail where she belongs, I'm cool tbh",1,0.9864804148674011,TODO 0
-157,0,This post will be removed please refer to the rules in the sidebar,deadly_titanfart,MemeEconomy,2016-11,so funny,0,0.9587874412536621,TODO 0
-158,0,"I honestly feel like he is based, but is very tied down by the nature of his position in this world.",Lurking_n_Jurking,The_Donald,2016-12,"Interesting you included Comey. I guess both sides hate him now, lol.",0,0.979947030544281,TODO 0
-159,0,The IBM joke is still better,ports13_epson,ClashRoyale,2016-12,. What's Rg's favorite car ?,0,0.8548642992973328,TODO 0
-160,0,"Don't forget the Sea Cat radar that, with Teutonic precision, used a Radar band that couldn't penetrate fog.",R_B_Kazenzakis,ShitWehraboosSay,2016-10,Guns knocked out its own radar. Its AA fire control was literally useless for a North Atlantic deployment been unstabilized. Not too sure how advanced it was to be honest.,0,0.6044074296951294,TODO 3
-161,0,The Doctor and Seven was the best version of that song.,frossenkjerte,AskReddit,2016-09,"U are my suuunshiiiine, my only sunshiiiiiiiine. U make me haappeeeeeeeey when skiiies are grey. U never knoow deeeeeeeear, How much I love yooou, Please don't taaake my suuunshiiiine awaaay!",0,0.94428950548172,TODO 1
-162,0,"Science, bitch!",xVoltage360,AskReddit,2016-09,I still can't believe they shit cubes. Like how?,0,0.5242940783500671,TODO 2
-163,0,That's... not all that different,maverickmonk,politics,2016-11,Both sides are not the same. Republicans vote R always. No matter what. Democrats get pissed and stay home,0,0.687961220741272,TODO 2
-164,0,Where is that stock image of the guy contemplating a noose?,-Reddit_Account-,AskReddit,2016-12,"This is President Trump, I have discovered that I can text every cell phone in America.",0,0.781683623790741,TODO 4
-165,0,Are very real* Incomplete grammar proves you're Chinese.,VincentKenway,Overwatch,2016-11,"The hate between china, koreas and japan is very real.",1,0.7502167224884033,TODO 3
-166,0,Secret to lying well: don't mention applause,reallydark20,CringeAnarchy,2016-11,"What is it with all these ""I'm a hero on the bus"" stories lately? Secret to lying well: make it believable.",0,0.5141647458076477,TODO 3
-167,1,*Feels old* What's a whiteboard?,Xavienth,pcmasterrace,2016-11,capacitive whiteboard with a projector,1,0.7970029711723328,TODO 1
-168,0,Regardless of fault that would call more for a response of empathy than scorn.,StruckingFuggle,AdviceAnimals,2016-10,Well that's her fault.,0,0.9785496592521667,TODO 1
-169,0,Destroy the garbage you get and craft what you want.,PhantomLiberty,GearsOfWar,2016-10,Love this game. Cannot stand the reward system I've played gears for about 30 hours and only been getting weapon skins and the occasional common emblem. Really wanna feel more rewarded for the effort I put in!,0,0.8715481162071228,TODO 0
-170,0,Look up the definition of thug.,Damn_Croissant,JusticeServed,2016-11,i cant watch the but by thugs i assume you mean black people?,0,0.856205403804779,TODO 4
-171,0,Does she still have a raging infection?,SomedayNeverComes,BigBrother,2016-11,What are the odds Kryssie blames her performance in this comp on her hands?,0,0.8161730766296387,TODO 0
-172,0,Reminds me of playing Manhunt back in the day,CrotasScrotes,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,"The Scariest Private Match We Played Last Night: Stealth Ops 12 people Inferno Rumble or Elimination 6v6 (no res allowed) No HUD Skyshock (night) Obj: die as little as possible while trying to get kills Needless to say, this scared the piss out of us. Everyone was afraid to talk and no one played aggressive... all ambient sounds, and when you hear gunshots you have no idea if someone actually died.",0,0.9484858512878418,TODO 3
-173,0,Because the people who most need to use it wouldn't use it,NotJustAmy,gifs,2016-09,Because nobody wants to sit next to your stinky sweaty ass on an airplane.,1,0.7622079849243164,TODO 1
-174,0,Pretty much haha,SpiffyChristine,BigBrother,2016-10,HAHAHA what did he say?! Was it about how he's not actually from Nola? Bc I've done that too lol,0,0.9670929908752441,TODO 0
-175,0,Happens to me a lot when I think of something happening to my SO and missing the mundane like watching movie.,chadrob,AskReddit,2016-11,"The feeling of being nostalgic for the present moment. It usually happens if I start imagining myself on my death bed at the end of my life, looking back on my younger self. It becomes so strong and convincing that everything I see around me has that tint of bittersweet longing, even though I'm still in it!",0,0.9610019326210022,TODO 4
-176,0,Michael Cain,jet_10,AskReddit,2016-09,What are your best gag names like Ben Dover?,0,0.5198318958282471,TODO 0
-177,0,But everyone has to stand for the national anthem or you cry and whine and call them a traitor until everyone has to participate in the mandatory ritual while you claim to stand for freedom...,ThinkMinty,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,My God this place is pathetic. Leftists are all feels.,1,0.9288324117660522,TODO 2
-178,0,"That's what I was going to say, or mark it with that somewhere.",Elvick,KotakuInAction,2016-09,Maybe a separate section for refund reasons and a refund rate.,0,0.9726443290710449,TODO 0
-179,0,Play on PC duh,EggheadDash,pcmasterrace,2016-09,"Wait, then what do you do at home?",1,0.97869873046875,TODO 3
-180,0,Well to my understanding the whole point of the wampa attack was to explain away his face from the car crash.,cadbane298,StarWars,2016-09,"Oh wow, I see. I guess he must have had some serious work done between this and ESB then. It barely looks like Luke to be honest.",0,0.8160569667816162,TODO 2
-181,1,"""just try harder""",Tigerandachicken,Showerthoughts,2016-11,"People with ADD and ADHD have issues with punctuality so bad that you can be EARLY, and still end up being late. This is me at work. Show up to work 15 minutes early, clock in 5 minutes late, every day. So, boss, naturally, thinks I'm late every day. TBF I have a pretty mild form of ADD.",1,0.9407349824905396,TODO 0
-182,0,At this point my question is will you not be going to see any future DCEU movies and would you change your mind?,Hydrostorm9,marvelstudios,2016-09,"No, I didn't say that. I said that it getting good reviews doesn't automatically buy it the benefit of the doubt because of the sexism in film journalism. I'm sure there will be all types of super pandering going on on the part of the critics by the time Wonder Woman starts to wind up up for a roll out. Ugh..if its anything like female Ghostbusters its going to be neigh impossible to criticize the movie objectively.",0,0.9720906615257263,TODO 1
-183,0,"Nah, Maynard G. Krebs!",navikredstar,politics,2016-10,Should have sent Gilligan instead.,1,0.6105363368988037,TODO 0
-184,0,I'd settle for even just the raw data really.,thebiggiewall,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Hey! So I posted a comment asking if ppl would be interested in seeing the results, if there are enough people I will definitely either add an edit here or post another thing later... I'm wondering if people would rather see some raw data (since there's quite a lot and I'm not sure how to format it), or would rather see my final paper? As for when I'll be done... For sure November 31st (the due date lol) but I'm aiming to finish sometime next week... Before the 25th?",0,0.9536253213882446,TODO 0
-185,0,It's fine the way it is I don't care for those skins at all and don't want them unlocked to start showing my stats during loading screens,DoctorKoolMan,Smite,2016-10,"What if, you recieved the mastery skins upon reaching the mastery level needed? For example if you reach mastery 1 anubis you recieve his golden skin (for free) etc. what do you guys think about it?",0,0.9599530100822449,TODO 2
-186,0,How did this turn into an AMA?,Cheesemacher,pics,2016-10,What thing are you happy you can get away with while driving that thing or just inside it.,0,0.8856993913650513,TODO 0
-187,0,"""Throw me a fricken ~~bone~~ book here.""",one_love_silvia,BleachBraveSouls,2016-11,Can i have a freaking book already?,0,0.8271284699440002,TODO 2
-188,0,Though I have no idea if grayd00r app time machine has twitch :( You should also try different web browsers (if there are supported ones),TheEdvinazard,LegacyJailbreak,2016-10,youre a life saver man gg,0,0.9840001463890076,TODO 0
-189,0,What about Ultimate Guard Supreme sleeves?,Link2411,yugioh,2016-10,In order: 1) Player's Choice 2) KMC / Hyper Matte (HM is made by KMC) 3) Dragon Shields (slightly taller than PC or KMC) 4) Rubbing your cards in donkey shite 5) Ultra Pro,0,0.5606055855751038,TODO 0
-190,0,doot,SwimmingAshes,youtubehaiku,2016-09,Skeleton toy goes CRAZY,0,0.9644245505332947,TODO 0
-191,0,yes,HumpingJack,Amd,2016-10,Isn't the 980ti better?,0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-192,0,"I could understand how it would weigh more and have a much higher hull mass what with ""protecting"" the passengers and all that.",Zindae,EliteDangerous,2016-09,I'd be surprised if a tourism beluga weighs more than a MGC combat Conda,0,0.9365118145942688,TODO 1
-193,0,We all know Cal is the true hypebeast,riskyrofl,streetwear,2016-12,ANTHONY FANTANO INSPO ALBUM,1,0.9786739945411682,TODO 0
-194,0,Would have been pretty interesting to see him debating Hillary.,Velshtein,Libertarian,2016-10,Leaked Emails Show Democrats Feared Rand Paul as GOP Nominee,0,0.8902110457420349,TODO 3
-195,0,Just need to remember the local account name and password and the machines name or static IP.,TidusJames,talesfromtechsupport,2016-12,My home server hasn't been plugged into anything other than Ethernet and a wall outlet since the day after I installed the OS. Remote Desktop OS more than enough.,0,0.7887902855873108,TODO 4
-196,0,Good thing mine were dark blue back when I attended.,hasbrochem,exmormon,2016-12,"""They say he wears a light blue shirt to church because of porn""",1,0.656405508518219,TODO 1
-197,0,"I would like to see how enforceable something like that might be, since if it's not something that would hold up in court, it might encourage some more people to start leaking.",hasbrochem,exmormon,2016-10,"Yeah, the NDA might be interesting",0,0.9834400415420532,TODO 2
-198,0,Only if you stay in the safest of routes.,Czsixteen,starcitizen,2016-11,I could imagine hauling Cargo will be pretty chill,0,0.5904916524887085,TODO 3
-199,0,My Top 10 (in no particular order) 1) Superman (1978) 2) Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 3) Casino (1995) 4) Jurassic Park (1993) 5) Die Hard (1988) 6) The Godfather (1972) 7) Goodfellas (1990) 8) Kill Bill (2003) 9) Pulp Fiction (1994) 10) Back to the Future (1985),MikeArrow,movies,2016-12,"What are your top ten favorite films? Hello there film fans. Some friends of mine and I have recently decided to write out our top ten favorite movies of all time and read them to each other in a PodCast discussion. I am trying to narrow my list down but am having difficulty completing it. Both in deciding which movies to include and in what order. I figured it might be good to hear from other movie buffs what your favorites are to process what movies I truly think are best. This is a list of our favorite movies. They are not the best movies of all time or the most critically well received but simply the movies that the hold the most re-watch value for me. There are some that cannot be included because they would be on all of our lists. Those films are: any Star Wars film, LOTR Trilogy and The Matrix. My friends and I grew up watching those so they just take up space on the list. Love to hear your thoughts. Thanks!",0,0.9560738205909729,TODO 0
-200,0,"Sounds like you got a chip on your shoulder, son.",ne99ne,worldpolitics,2016-10,"what's wrong, crypto-fascist? Don't like that someone holds different views to yourself? People dissenting from The Party make you nervous?",0,0.524501383304596,TODO 1
-201,0,Gorilla glue,jjhhgg100123,pcmasterrace,2016-10,Super glue it back together?? Poor keyboard :(,1,0.5239169001579285,TODO 0
-202,0,1 billion actually,notbad112,OldSchoolCool,2016-09,"There is probably like, 350 million dollars worth of art in this one picture, easily.",0,0.6699238419532776,TODO 0
-203,0,"Sick ""Home Alone"" reference.",ItsDarts,gonewild,2016-12,"Good morning, ya ilthy animals",0,0.9428322911262512,TODO 3
-204,0,That's one crunchy apple,d2a_sandman,reddevils,2016-10,Antonio Valencia eating an apple,0,0.8631922006607056,TODO 2
-205,0,"Knowing this is Reddit, I'm guessing Clinton.",mjmannella,GradeAUnderA,2016-10,"""Hillary is a fuckwit"" ""DAE DRUMPF SUPPORTER"" ""Trump is a fuckwit"" DAE HILL SHILL"" Heaven forbid somebody have a neutral or apathetic stance, and I say this as a supporter of one of them.",0,0.532314121723175,TODO 3
-206,0,He specifically mentioned seasons without close title fights.,VindtUMijTeLang,formula1,2016-09,ok now i'm just lost,0,0.9717227220535278,TODO 0
-207,0,It's not rocket appliances!,Sam-Gunn,todayilearned,2016-09,You.... you know the phrase isn't 'rocket surgery' right? It's 'rocket science'....,0,0.6848554611206055,TODO 0
-208,0,"I'm not from a BG state, but Where does one sign up?",crosstoday,The_Donald,2016-10,"# CALL TO ARMS: We have both the numbers and the skill right in this subreddit, to circumvent the media blockade of the information that is coming out on Clinton. I'm a former anti-Trump person and I know how to reach people like me. We are forming an information squad to counter the Clinton machine. If you can provide any of the skills listed below, or any other skill you feel might be useful, send me a **private** message. * Graphic design * Video editing * Research * Copywriting * Website Design * Printing * CTR Counter-strike force * Recruitment * **Battleground State residents! - (Florida, Ohio, Iowa, Wisconsin, Nevada, Colorado, Virginia, Pennsylvania)** We have the numbers and the truth on our side. Come volunteer and put your words into action centipedes!",0,0.9295196533203125,TODO 3
-209,0,I hope everyone has a happy and pleasant Diwali.,ThomasJCarcetti,CFBOffTopic,2016-10,Monday Morning Early Thread brought to you by Halloween candy going on sale.,0,0.9257692098617554,TODO 2
-210,0,Thought I was back into r/Dota2,Tr0wB3d3r,mildlyinfuriating,2016-09,Cyka blyat,0,0.7820784449577332,TODO 0
-211,0,I like the idea of towering wheels of fire covered with eyes having sex with a human being.,zbobby1990,insanepeoplefacebook,2016-11,Reads like something you'd find scratched into the wall at an insane asylum,1,0.621746838092804,TODO 0
-212,0,Worst of all is the flak 3rd party voters get from the supporters of the losing party A or B.,OyVeyGoim,thegrandtour,2016-11,"Well if nothing else, it sure makes it tough to feel good about a third party candidate, that's for sure. :( Pretty much everything is either A or B, and if you're C? LOL FUCK OFF I think I was burned out on the whole cycle of this election in about 2015.",0,0.9743348360061646,TODO 2
-213,0,Webkinz,iSacrificeKittys,AskReddit,2016-12,What's your first memory of the internet?,0,0.5746092796325684,TODO 0
-214,0,Right after I finish watching Loose Change for the 50th time while masturbating with tinfoil.,hkpp,politics,2016-12,Did you actually look into it yourself?,0,0.5693038702011108,TODO 2
-215,0,"Every time a free med-kit or sample kit comes up I've requested one, nobody seems to want to pony up.",400HPMustang,freebies,2016-11,Free Sample Med Kit,0,0.9416606426239014,TODO 4
-216,0,Then why did you delete it?,I_was_serious,TwoXChromosomes,2016-09,I was serious.,0,0.8901816606521606,TODO 0
+251017,0,Where are the sharks with the friggin' laser beams?,washcapsfan37,offbeat,2009-03,7 Insane Military Attempts To Weaponize Animals,0,0.8033475279808044,TODO 0
+249245,0,Only on pizza Fridays.,ArtigianoDelCorpo,fitnesscirclejerk,2011-06,I heard they spend most of their time at the gym.,0,0.7940719127655029,TODO 0
+251386,1,It's actually KFC today,freezmachine,pics,2009-06,YEAH! *continues enjoying taco bell meal*,0,0.7768423557281494,TODO 2
 217,0,I deserve that for not spellchecking myself I bow to you,Rhordric,Overwatch,2016-09,"That's a little harsh; isn't it? I mean, Lucio's a musician, not a writer, cut him a little slack man",0,0.5017191171646118,TODO 0
-218,0,He dead.,Ben--Affleck,watchpeopledie,2016-11,Alleged paedophile dragged out of police cell and hanged from a tree (full video in comments),0,0.7387847900390625,TODO 0
-219,0,Have you never heard of matchmaking before?,Hurley_Rathmon,Overwatch,2016-11,Is this game to easy? I've noticed as I've been playing everyone is really on the same skill level with a few slightly standing out. Is the skill ceiling too low and the skill floor too high? Is the ttk too low? I know I've read a few pro players stating the same thing about newer players being able to catch up to pro level really quickly. I guess this leads to will it ever be a good comp game?,1,0.7083170413970947,TODO 0
-220,0,"Thank you, I always go to the tower to get packages and then forget the real reason I was there so I just transfer using the app haha.",youre_a_pickle,DestinyTheGame,2016-12,"inbetween Tess and Postmaster there's a Kiosk It houses radiant treasures, dusty engrams, ornaments and horns for silver dust",0,0.9655071496963501,TODO 0
-221,0,"""If you're not with me, you're a green nazi frog!""",Duliticolaparadoxa,nottheonion,2016-09,"To Clinton supporters, that's as good as a Trump supporter. ""If you're not with me, then you're my enemy"".",0,0.5458074808120728,TODO 1
-222,0,It's almost like if you don't force the user they will sit on the old platform forever ^You ^can ^now ^downvote ^me,PDNYFL,technology,2016-11,"65% of Windows devices still running Windows 7, released in 2009",1,0.8521544337272644,TODO 2
-223,0,"stay at home dads do not earn a tax credit, that hurts stay at home dads.",OJSamson,politics,2016-09,"Read the article, they said his plan hurts women by helping men. Also it hurts men.",0,0.9361107349395752,TODO 3
-224,0,Fttttttttth,liberationation,westworld,2016-11,I guess that'd be Ford's one,0,0.9560123682022095,TODO 0
-225,0,~~It's better than most of the arguments I've seen for Aubry being robbed at least~~,TheDemonicEmperor,survivor,2016-10,I feel like this post was deliberately written to troll/incite people.,0,0.9744365811347961,TODO 2
-226,0,damn that sucks bro..,Avalvnche,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,"A quick Google search shows it was in 2014/ 2015, didn't see much more recent than that.",0,0.860365092754364,TODO 0
-227,0,"no, it's similar to how batman makes gotham city worse by not killing joker",JoshuaKevinPerry,StardustCrusaders,2016-12,"I see you took the ""Kira thot patrol"" joke too seriously.",1,0.6002097129821777,TODO 1
-228,0,Im getting irrationally angry at the tough of a decent Ben Garrison cartoon,kobitz,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,"In 2014, alt-right cartoonist Ben Garrison published a cartoon advocating a purge of white nationalist fake news from social media after he was smeared by white supremacist Andrew Anglin.",0,0.9722976684570312,TODO 0
-229,0,"Idk, I bought the last taylor swift album dlx edition during release week for 14$, I just assume all CDs are around that price",squeakyL,Music,2016-12,Are CDs back down to $10? Shit I haven't walked into a music store since 1999 when they were ridiculous like $18 . Maybe I can uninstall Napster now,0,0.8074132800102234,TODO 0
-230,0,"well, there are at least two people who should never forget you; mom and dad, and if you are hearing negative thoughts from them anywhere in the world then good luck!",staysinbedallday,AskReddit,2016-10,Then it would benefit you immensely to be as forgettable and inoffensive as possible. Otherwise you'd probably go crazy.,0,0.9586666226387024,TODO 1
-231,0,Any idea why?,alex_theman,pcmasterrace,2016-09,Driver is stuck on this image.,0,0.9639638066291809,TODO 2
-232,0,There have been more hip hop artists involved with this game than any metal artists.,CoyGreen,GearsOfWar,2016-11,Gears is a metal game dude.,0,0.9487619996070862,TODO 0
-233,0,You can feel the shade from the silent Superman,CyberNinjaZero,comicbooks,2016-12,Lady Quark puts her foot in her mouth. (Crisis on infinite earths),0,0.8473294377326965,TODO 0
-234,0,Russell MIKEJONESbrook,DTX41,nba,2016-12,Russell whobrook?,1,0.5134264826774597,TODO 0
-235,0,It's definitely a burden depending on your lifestyle.,Slizzard_73,AskReddit,2016-10,"I love them too, and always grew up around them...but I'm nearing 30 and the extra responsibility just doesn't seem worth it anymore. They are great though.",0,0.9437668323516846,TODO 0
-236,0,The point is it predates by several years the current atmosphere of concern over Russia.,NutDraw,politics,2016-12,Because he can't come back to the states.,0,0.9823684096336365,TODO 1
-237,0,broken link,LightningStrike_x,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-10,"Oh god, she's back...",0,0.9115275740623474,TODO 0
-238,0,"Yeah, light mechs tend to be more specialized, it makes it more difficult to adjust to any situation that falls outside of those specializations.",Zer_,mwo,2016-10,"Alright, I'll still try to play my light, but maybe I'll take a break and play a bit heavy. I'm really hurting on C-Bills right now, especially when using UAVs for example (40k is no joke when I barely earn around 80k+ with my light).",0,0.9133589267730713,TODO 3
-239,0,It's much easier since Trump's campaign replaced their dog-whistles for vuvuzela's,skynwavel,hillaryclinton,2016-11,"Dem lawyers are winning election law cases left, right and center today.",1,0.6957076191902161,TODO 2
-240,0,AH-SAY AH-SAY BOAY!,FunkyLukewarmMedina,funny,2016-09,"Looney Tunes did a lot of things back then they can't get away with now. They had stereotypical black people, stereotypical Japanese people (bugs bunny even used racial slurs), and a whole lotta gun violence.",0,0.9094615578651428,TODO 0
-241,0,7-11 is shit compared to wawa or QuikTrip,OscarPistachios,AskReddit,2016-09,bro. you havent lived until you enter the wonderland that is 7-11 when youre high as fuck. lmao,0,0.9381510615348816,TODO 2
-242,1,Smoking a blunt is way more severe of a crime than releasing grand jury secrets in order to discredit people you dont like!,jbaum517,The_Donald,2016-11,"She should/could have gotten 20 yrs, instead 10-24 months. A travesty of justice IMO, double standard",1,0.754431426525116,TODO 3
-243,0,But people really say stuff like that here,Redeemd,Monitors,2016-12,Recent studies also showed that only 77.8% of redditors understand humor.,1,0.9331748485565186,TODO 2
-244,1,"Evolution didn't do it, God did",iamthechosenpun,politics,2016-11,I'm sure evolution-denying conservatives are the first to point out that evolution has selected your epileptic genes for extinction and that's just life.,1,0.9652227163314819,TODO 1
-245,0,"It's from her own emails, and she hasn't denied it.",SSDan007,politics,2016-10,Well no that's not what happened. I get that's what you *believe* happened though.,0,0.9371498227119446,TODO 3
-246,0,Sounds full of shit,darthjawafett,Terraria,2016-11,its the rare poop block...,0,0.7028093338012695,TODO 2
-247,0,#bluecrestsmatter,De_Niza,DestinyTheGame,2016-11,"5 ways to improve your gameplay in Supremacy Hey guys, as the title says I've got 5 tips on how to improve your winrate in the Supremacy game mode. Here they are: 1. Collect the crests 2. Collect the crests 3. Collect the crests 4. Bring a shotgun 5. Collect the motherfucking crests Hope you guys found this helpful, feel free to leave some feedback and any other tips in the comments below :)",1,0.6411451101303101,TODO 0
-248,0,Smh people Scatter Arrow is from Genji,bluesinnoh,Smite,2016-11,"Scatter Arrow one shotting squishies is the most BS thing in the game, needs a rework",1,0.864327609539032,TODO 2
-249,0,"if he retains 2b eligibility which I imagine he will, I think he's a round 2 pick for sure.",bmalbert81,fantasybaseball,2016-09,Where do you guys think he'll get drafted next year? 2nd round? 3rd round?,0,0.9798122644424438,TODO 1
-250,0,Nah it's my fault- I misread your post but I definitely agree with you.,androidenthusiast08,relationships,2016-10,Sorry for being wound up. I was ranting.,0,0.9143941402435303,TODO 0
-251,0,IIRC if you use one without a scope you can cycle while ads.,JD-King,battlefield_one,2016-10,I'm having a hell of a time adjusting to the whole can't-cycle-while-scoped thing. I relied on the straight bolt way too much back in BF3(?).,0,0.9835616946220398,TODO 1
-252,0,Hopefully Obama can pass it on his way out,FadeToDankness,Enough_Sanders_Spam,2016-09,"Oh and by the way thanks Bernie for delivering a blow to the world economy for making your last insult as you walked out the door of the Democratic Party about the TPP. That will be your only legacy. It would have been a win win for our economy and that of less fortunate countries, and had anti-human trafficking and anti-pollution measures. But for whatever reason your and your rabid followers decided to fixate on it, so there goes all the hard work the administration and the President did in forging and promoting it.",1,0.7629532217979431,TODO 3
-253,0,"If everything fails, Girl you my angel..",RikaMX,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-11,Caught me Shagging the girl next door.,0,0.853579580783844,TODO 4
-254,0,Hopefully he can develop crackpot theories to damage Hillary Clinton from his basement instead of Washington.,clkou,hillaryclinton,2016-10,The Democratic challenger to Darrell Issa is leading!,0,0.5263412594795227,TODO 4
-255,0,Better than getting it from the Saudis.,Exemus,politics,2016-09,"Pretty sweet deal for a ""billionaire"" (and one who promised to finance his own campaign, yet) to have his small donors not only funding his run, but also enriching his satellite companies.",1,0.5524863004684448,TODO 0
-256,0,George Bush = Hillary Clinton,stuballs_omnicorp,JoeRogan,2016-11,This Hunter S Thompson quote.,0,0.5813038945198059,TODO 0
-257,0,"It's only a pre-season game with a split roster, wouldn't be too worried about it yet.",Leppish,devils,2016-09,"So far not a single fucking thing has changed. Defensive possessions have been a minute-plus, offensive possessions are five seconds if they're lucky. Having Taylor Hall is useless if he never touches the puck due to defensive incompetence. I may become an alcoholic this year.",0,0.6472667455673218,TODO 0
-258,0,He was adopted by white parents.....god I hope they aren't cops too!,SnazzyD,AskReddit,2016-09,No.,1,0.9416518211364746,TODO 1
-259,0,seems cool except that the main stream is like 2-3 seconds behind the player pov,BenjiCS,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,Live stream of the EnVyUs vs nip game with up to 4 angles,0,0.9709649682044983,TODO 0
-260,1,why does lube need to be magnetic?,Slomzilla,Cubers,2016-11,QiYi announces their own brand of lube called M-Lube,0,0.8084079623222351,TODO 3
-261,0,no big boy pantz,Txmcda,CringeAnarchy,2016-11,Welcome to the Pleasure Island Nursery,0,0.6224237084388733,TODO 1
-262,0,Those two things don't seem like they'd be related,F1reatwill88,AskReddit,2016-09,"When deployed, I was pressured into throwing an incendiary grenade down an old ""dead"" well outside a village, cool fireball ensued. Couple months later, people in the village started growing huge sores on their necks and dying. Tried to talk to squad leader about it, as he was there, pressuring me into it. He said ""people out here die all the time, we can't know why"" Yeah, killed a village :/",0,0.6219996213912964,TODO 0
-263,1,"I thought the sound was off, but there just arent any fans in the stadium",Leviathal,soccer,2016-11,Vadis Odjijda goal vs. Real Madrid (1-2),1,0.7380182147026062,TODO 4
-264,0,Yeah but the ~~fat~~ *food* snobs obvi never tasted the kung pow chicken there.,GreyhoundsAreFast,nova,2016-10,You're getting down voted because you are recommending a shit chain restaurant.,1,0.9629541039466858,TODO 3
-265,0,nope.,PhillyRedditStan,politics,2016-09,Can you imagine the headlines if the Clinton Foundation did anything like this? Holy moly! Will this get any attention at all?,0,0.935171902179718,TODO 0
-266,0,Leivo will likely get preference due to waiver stuff.,Dr_Dippy,leafs,2016-09,"Honestly shouldn't be too difficult if Brown, Sosh, and Hyman keep improving along their trajectory.",0,0.9602033495903015,TODO 2
-267,0,Why science?,The_Bird_King,AskReddit,2016-11,Presidential candidates must have higher than a sixth grade vocabulary and pass a basic science and history test.,0,0.9756197929382324,TODO 2
-268,0,"Just for you saying Jacksonville, I'm gonna have to say Duuuuuuvvaaaaaaaalll!",Lifeguard4Life,smashbros,2016-12,"Oh what a perfect night for fighting. Lo, the moon sets upon the tips of the trees and crowd starts to stir with the excitement of violence. One player stands out. There's not a whole lot to tell, really. He was born in Jacksonville, started watching Smash when he was four years old. His father... he liked it too. Until he died. Sometimes I think it's 'cause of him he followed this dream to become a top smasher.",0,0.8992684483528137,TODO 0
-269,1,Annd you're on a list,namehash,LSD,2016-12,can someone direct me to info on how a crystal is made?,0,0.5319125652313232,TODO 1
-270,0,"No, this is Patrick.",Big_Smoke_420,pics,2016-10,This is Japan,0,0.8680179715156555,TODO 0
-271,0,You wouldn't want to come over all ~~Prince Charles~~ Mark Zuckerberg.,ContainsTracesOfLies,britishproblems,2016-12,"I can never have Mark Zuckerberg's home automation device, Jarvis, because I'll just think of the character from the Mary Whitehouse experience whenever I use it. Well, hello.",0,0.8263357877731323,TODO 0
-272,0,so she's pupper,FNAFfan69,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-09,"I think Suzy's around her teen years, so 2 years.",0,0.8611510992050171,TODO 0
-273,0,"We don't have a full on frontal of what the Bonnie Puppet looks like, so it'should shrouded in darkness- just like what we see all the time.",FNAFfan69,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-09,What happened to Mr. Baseytown? ;___;,1,0.8383438587188721,TODO 4
-274,0,Gabbard/Warren,binkerfluid,politics,2016-11,Is that a Warren endorsement for 2020?,0,0.8846136331558228,TODO 0
-275,0,Damn :(,IcarianSkies,AskReddit,2016-12,Sorry only Disney I have left is Cogsworth.,0,0.9637115597724915,TODO 0
-276,0,"Ctrl+Tab and Ctrl+Shift+Tab also switches through tabs forwards and backwards, respectively.",Ollieacappella,AskReddit,2016-09,Ctrl+Shift+T opens closed tabs.,0,0.9692562222480774,TODO 0
-277,0,"I don't think so, better mention it again",Pete26196,aoe2,2016-11,Did he forget to mention they have better trade?,1,0.6162371039390564,TODO 0
-278,0,The way the media covered the unrest last year scared away fans who would normally travel from the surrounding counties.,Wolfman3,baltimore,2016-09,Where Have All the O's Fans Gone?,0,0.7130952477455139,TODO 4
-279,0,"Hey man, there's nothing more american than pushing the Redskins out of a place you've claimed as your home.",No_Fairweathers,eagles,2016-12,BE VEWY VEWY QUIET. I'M HUNTING REDSKINS ...OK that sounded bad,1,0.9819484353065491,TODO 4
-280,0,"Why not Trails Supremacy ""Collect the crest to keep the enemy down.""",MigYalle,DestinyTheGame,2016-11,So will Mayhem Supremacy be a thing? That would be legit mayhem madness. Especially since the crests react to explosions. Thoughts? [Misc],0,0.5724998116493225,TODO 4
-281,0,"Damn, that's really well written.",Alirius,AskReddit,2016-12,"Hey bro, I know I said I would never do drugs, smoke, run from home -but that's life. I had no idea what I was doing. You had the dream all figured out: college, study and the works but all it took was her to come. I know she changed everything but it does not have to be this way all the time. I'm still getting back on my feet and though college seems far off for now, I have another dream, this time it's not about just me, it's not about mom and dad, this time it's about the people. What I know now that you don't is that life is all about change, all about compromise but still being unshaken in your core. I may have gone down, done crystal, disrepected mom and dad, neglected school and got into brawls but I'm still the same kid that played chess nationally, I'm still that kid they voted Most Likely To Be A Millionaire, I'm still you. As long I'm still you, there's still a chance.",0,0.8215669989585876,TODO 0
-282,0,oh yeah druid don't have tap,RoboLegGaming,hearthstone,2016-12,"It came from tap. He had 10 mana and spent 2 on life tap and 6 on the black knight. It was random, but I think a vanilla 4/5 is a pretty average outcome.",1,0.848852813243866,TODO 0
-283,0,MEYGA LAZUUR!,Tianoccio,pokemon,2016-09,"What special signature Z moves do you want to see? For example, I'd love to see a move for dugtrio where each of his 3 bodies (?) split up and gang up on the opponent. It could be called ""Trio Terror"" or something like that What would you guys like to see?",1,0.6585533618927002,TODO 0
-284,0,"the bans are shown globally, not just from the server you were playing.",PanZwu,battlefield_one,2016-11,"Whats up with all these FAIRFIGHT bans? For the past couple of days I have seen on avrage 10-20 people banned per match which makes me belive these are either temporary bans for using some sort of exploit or a glitch. I dont see how It's possible that all of these bans are actual permanent cheating bans, there is no way (there might be) there are so many cheaters so early on. I thought cheats take time to develop, besides I havent seen anyone who I would call a cheater.",0,0.978611171245575,TODO 3
-285,0,Lol i didnt expect to find runescape on this thread,KLAYMOND,nba,2016-09,He's the Mote Plox of the NBA,0,0.90341717004776,TODO 1
-286,0,"Fortunately biological life has many benefits and one way or the other, earth life will continue on.",Khanstant,westworld,2016-12,"Hopefully they'll be our caretakers, our children, and allies. But if they aren't, either way it's a fight we probably lose. They will outlast us.",0,0.8643596768379211,TODO 1
-287,0,Oh,KPC51,LifeProTips,2016-12,Then you are doing good work. We don't need anymore plagues.,0,0.9502205848693848,TODO 0
-288,0,Cute but I'm waiting for the shower and not a bath.,gaseouspartdeux,Eyebleach,2016-11,Cats Love The Shower,0,0.8791645169258118,TODO 0
-289,0,U24* come on people,yosoo,hockey,2016-09,"What would you do with the U23 squad and Team Europe in a potential 2020 World Cup of Hockey? If the NHL continues to hold World Cups, I hope they keep Team North America or at least some sort of lineup made with the league's young talent. But Team Europe appears too flawed to become a mainstay in the league's international tournament. Should the NHL add a seventh nation (Slovakia, Norway, Germany, Swiss, etc.) or create another team (perhaps a U23 Europe squad)? Should they expand the tournament or cut it to six teams like the old Canada Cup?",1,0.504669189453125,TODO 2
-290,0,Yeah you're right,KingCody99,survivor,2016-10,That was more the elements than the actual challenge. I think the challenge where they are chasing each other in a circle in the water while wearing weights has got to be one of the most physically draining challenges I can think of,0,0.6233088970184326,TODO 2
-291,0,"They should just make a rating lower than ""pants on fire"" and call it ""Full Trump""",Final_Senator,politics,2016-12,"Pants on Fire! Trump tweet about White House, Russian hacking probe",1,0.7288860082626343,TODO 4
-292,0,What's wrong with a 1.5 turbo?,Felicity_Badporn,cars,2016-11,No it doesn't. The si gets a 1.5l turbo engine The type r gets a 2.0l turbo.,1,0.7624014019966125,TODO 2
-293,0,OH NO!,frost_biten,hockey,2016-10,Toronto is winning! Fuck the Leafs!!,1,0.8085420727729797,TODO 0
-294,1,Innate bias doesn't exist on reddit.,YvesAdeleHarlow,politics,2016-11,No one damned anyone. I don't see why some men are so scared of being called sexist. You probably are. It's fine. We all grew up in a soup full of weird shit in our families and social circles and media and culture. No one gets out of that without -isms. No one. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try to be better and reflect on our own prejudices and thought patterns and take criticism when it's given. It's called growing up.,1,0.9827317595481873,TODO 3
-295,0,"I would trade Situations for stable servers, net code and long time bugfixes.",SeriousDrywallWork,Rainbow6,2016-11,"Anyone want more situations for year 2 ? i want and i would buy another season pass or dlc for it , it would be even better if it's free",0,0.8689665794372559,TODO 4
-296,0,"For me it was never about Donald Trump; it was about the idiots he'd appoint to his cabinet, the supreme court, and the fact that with him a republican congress could pass socially & environmentally regressive policies unchecked.",Azarias59,worldnews,2016-11,"Pretty much this, which is why I voted for Clinton.",0,0.9829195737838745,TODO 2
-297,0,Is what they are releasing falsified?,illisit,politics,2016-10,"Assange and Wikileaks can't be trusted anymore. a shame really, they had a good run a few years ago when they actually stood for truth.",0,0.8006676435470581,TODO 0
-298,0,"She might not get pneumonia, but she'll never get the dirt off from hugging Hillary.",PlausibleDeniablty,politics,2016-09,Bacterial pneumonia would definitely have the risk of transmission. The girl might not get full blown pneumonia but she could get very sick from whatever bacteria caused hillary's.,0,0.5911002159118652,TODO 0
-299,0,"And the GBA: Super Mario Advance, Mario Party Advance, Advance wars, etc...",NintendoGamer1997,nintendo,2016-10,"And the original one, SNES. Super Metroid, Super Adventure Island, Super Punch-Out!!, Super Castlevania IV...",0,0.909453809261322,TODO 1
-300,0,IDK but I seem to use and like the dark prince more than the godawful prince,Advictus,ClashRoyale,2016-12,"Except the Dark Prince, who somehow got worse after visiting",0,0.8593001961708069,TODO 1
-301,0,But you can unlock everything for free?,shinazueli,leagueoflegends,2016-10,"I agree wholeheartedly. One thing that I accept since I started playing dota, the game isn't not just about yourself, it's 5v5 and one weakness is not the end of the world. I mean, talking 1v1 matchup nowadays felt useless for me when there's a lot more aspects that can change the result of said matchup/games. I can't talk much about League state nowadays though, beside work and school, I barely play 2 games of dota a week. I still like watching both and feel that each one has advantages and disadvantages. One thing I really don't like about League though, the locked Champs. I can't get over that p2w model and I don't think a mere ""counterpick"" argument is the reason for that locked characters model.",1,0.9247787594795227,TODO 4
-302,0,"No, for a long while it was assumed that women didn't need credit because their financial stability was dependent on their husbands.",HotCrossBlonde,politics,2016-11,In unfamiliar with the credit card thing. Did women not originally receive credit scores or something?,0,0.9757788777351379,TODO 4
-303,0,one crate at most,blotz420,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-09,"How much do people value certifications? Could I trade my RX-T (Turtle goals) for a non-cert RX-T and some painted, or exotic wheels?",0,0.8908303380012512,TODO 0
-304,0,"Lol, that's not condescending at all :)",Tsugua354,TheSilphRoad,2016-11,Let me know when you're capable of being intellectually honest about the tone of your posts.,1,0.9704747200012207,TODO 3
-305,0,I would buy something like this.,hsizeoj,pics,2016-11,"Reddit, I Learned the Bob Ross Way From TV And Have Developed My Own Style, Do I Have A Chance?",0,0.975162148475647,TODO 0
-306,0,I'm just getting out of a serious relationship,ayyitsjameslmao,AskReddit,2016-10,How to ruin a date in a single sentence?,0,0.6525934934616089,TODO 4
-307,0,Hope and Change,Wand_Cloak_Stone,news,2016-11,One can only hope.,0,0.5733761787414551,TODO 2
-308,0,"Excuse me, lately when I have searched there has been 60 players constantly in expert",MrHyperion_,tf2,2016-09,I can't believe MvM is fucking dead.,1,0.8389197587966919,TODO 1
-309,0,"What about the thing that says ""RIGGED""",ddpowkk,The_Donald,2016-12,no or else it wouldn't be on all.,0,0.6892188787460327,TODO 0
-310,0,Your mouth is slipping away there buddy :\^),StickmanSham,Overwatch,2016-12,:^),0,0.8836272358894348,TODO 1
-311,0,bob dole is not amused.,Housetoo,nottheonion,2016-09,Texas prisons ban books by Langston Hughes and Bob Dole - but 'Mein Kampf' is OK,0,0.8897435665130615,TODO 0
-312,0,around 2k,a6000,Philippines,2016-12,What's your budget? The Anastasia Beverly Hills contour kits are really good.,0,0.8586761355400085,TODO 0
-313,0,Aaand this is why I opt for wireless..,daveboy2000,AdviceAnimals,2016-10,"my cat did that when she was 4 or 5 months old, with my super expensive headphones, damn cats",1,0.6660699844360352,TODO 0
-314,0,"12 games doesn't justify a perma ban, but he should atleast be banned for a certain time.",votiwo,leagueoflegends,2016-11,This person has average of 30 deaths on rammus over 12 games and 1 game with 84 deaths. Yet is not perma-banned?,0,0.9705132246017456,TODO 0
-315,0,Saffira with veiler/ghost ogre/lancea/honest for draws on the opponents turn.,tuisan,yugioh,2016-12,"Some kind of Hieratic card for recovery, cos it feels really shit to drop your entire hand turn 1/2 and function on scraps for the rest of the game.",0,0.8740425705909729,TODO 1
-316,0,VR Trooper transformation initiating,gfonyx,gaming,2016-11,Found this baby while moving.,0,0.8004720211029053,TODO 0
+250331,1,"Well, maybe you are a sleeping agent in the Muslim long term plan to conquest America?",fragerrard,WTF,2011-01,"I'm a Nigerian Canadian. My parents were both born in Nigeria and immigrated here to attend university. My siblings and I were all born in Canada and have clean records. You can probably imagine the problems I've been having crossing ever since a Nigerian man attempted to detonate explosive materials on a plane over Detroit last winter. My brother during one incident was so awfully harassed trying to enter the States so he could see his GRE exam location that he actually snapped on a a few border agents who later apologized for their unacceptable behaviour. I have been flagged at the border and been questioned about my place of birth, my parents origins, my intentions in the US and so on. Honestly I believe you. I don't understand how they can possibly think they're helping. I'm fucking Canadian for heavens sakes. What Canadian has attempted terrorists attacks on the US?!",1,0.9559926390647888,TODO 4
+249658,1,"WELL THEY HAVE NO WAY TO TEST THE DRUGS TO MAKE SURE IT'S REAL, YOU NEVER KNOW THESE 12 YEAR OLDS COULD BE CHOMPING DOWN ON DISGUISED ECSTASY",ex_ample,politics,2011-05,"In junior high, my school banned Advil. As far as I know, no one ever actually got in trouble for it, but it was a completely absurd overextension of school power.",1,0.975131630897522,TODO 3
+249669,0,That's far better than GOVERNMENT CONTROL or OBAMA DEATH PANELS,jerryF,reddit.com,2009-08,Woman denied transplant due to pot use; dies.,1,0.8249793648719788,TODO 1
+250101,0,I use fences to help keep me from falling off a huge cliff into lava,rogue780,Minecraft,2011-06,"You're missing the point. It's for aesthetic reasons we want fences. Doors work just fine, but look silly. I'd imagine using pistons would be about the same except more complex and more silly.",1,0.5185580253601074,TODO 3
+1101,1,Why go forward when we can go backwards?,JacobCrim88,politics,2016-12,"Yeah, I love picking someone who fails to accept global warming science and has actively worked against clean air and clean water as head of the EPA.",1,0.7393236756324768,TODO 0
+251030,0,capital gains,olddoc,business,2009-07,"You are confusing income tax and capitol gains tax. If you start a company like Microsoft, you own stock in the company. When that stock appreciates, its considered capitol gains. They are taxed at a lower rate. Income taxes apply only to income, not capitol gains.",0,0.7263604998588562,TODO 0
+249294,0,hahaha I've never been downvoted so much for my sarcasm.,otaking,atheism,2010-10,"No, *god.",1,0.824969470500946,TODO 2
+471,0,Powdered gold and lacquer I think.,7YearsInUndergrad,GetMotivated,2016-11,They use molten gold to repair their bowls? Does every Japanese home have a burning forge? (But seriously how?),0,0.9787484407424928,TODO 2
+249969,1,You're so clever!,Pher9,AskReddit,2010-09,"HERPA DERP DERP! LISTEN TO ME, I'M A SPOILED LITTLE REDDITOR WHO WAS BORN IN THE 80S, MAYBE THE 90S WHO GREW UP IN FREE WESTERN SOCIETY, BUT NO, MY COUNTRY IS A FUCKING POLICE STATE BECAUSE I CAN'T LEGALLY SMOKE WEED, YET!!! HERP DERP DERP AMERIKKKA!! ENGLAND IS CURRENTLY AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE!!! FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A REAL POLICE STATE IS AND NEITHER DO I AND I'M FUCKING GLAD I DON'T.",1,0.9825522899627686,TODO 0
+998,0,We had XBox tournaments in the day room for my company.,bikemancs,army,2016-09,People bring their xbox and what not to Afghanistan..? That's a thing?,0,0.9774705171585084,TODO 4
+251160,1,There will never be another person that plays other peoples music like him,jabb0,celebrities,2009-10,Did DJ AM Get Too Close to His Demons?,0,0.6714413166046143,TODO 3
+250475,1,"I don't have an xbox, but it sure pisses me off when I buy a new 2011 game for PC and it forces me to update my version of DirectX 5, not just the game.",hookeslaw,gaming,2011-03,Xbox 360 Update Rage,0,0.7755763530731201,TODO 0
+1007,0,Sorry Detroit and Flint...,SirGoon,news,2016-12,More than half US aid goes to Israel and its gov't ignores our warnings on settlements -- Kerry,0,0.7697961330413818,TODO 0
+249291,0,not chick peas?,platytudepus,funny,2011-06,"Yes, and hummus comes from garbanzo beans.",0,0.8586020469665527,TODO 0
+250465,0,How does 'toothpaste' indicate gender?,helm,todayilearned,2010-07,"Actually it's not exactly the case in Germany anymore. Nowadays the name only has to be somewhat reasonable and, as the main requirement, has to be destinctive male or female. There of course is still the book but it's used as a guideline, not a manual.",0,0.7568846940994263,TODO 0
+85,0,That's racist,maybebaked,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-10,Where's the lie tho?,1,0.9844080805778505,TODO 4
+250621,0,So did he just admit to committing a felony?,msiekkinen,reddit.com,2010-11,"Adam Savage: ""What the fuck, TSA? You saw my junk but you missed this?"" (Hold up 2 12 inch long razor blades)",1,0.5203184485435486,TODO 0
+250164,1,"Shut up, fatty.",vox35,comics,2010-12,He was a total dick to that completely nice person based on one aspect of his personality which happens to be physically apparent. Seems like a bit of a bit of an asshole to me. __Disclaimer:__ I am fat.,1,0.915030002593994,TODO 0
+2356,1,Romney winning.,philandy,AskThe_Donald,2016-09,you can ask Romney that,1,0.7063488960266113,TODO 0
+1000,0,That sounds reasonable.,Speedswiper,Minecraft,2016-12,"Ok here's another idea, an item that spawns in the machine in front of you when used, and when used again, despawns the machine.",1,0.9462308287620544,TODO 0
+249528,1,you bloody anti-semite.,schnuck,politics,2009-04,What about the soldiers who destroy civilian infrastructures like hospitals and water supplies. Quite easy to rack up a few thousand death toll with people dying from lack of clean water.,1,0.9860408902168274,TODO 0
+594,0,ITT why I live in ER,pwilks52,Rochester,2016-11,Rochester Area Home Sales: 11/5/2016 (D&C),0,0.7449542284011841,TODO 0
+1754,0,9gag,MrFox_monk,AskReddit,2016-12,What suddenly becomes 'uncool' when you reach a certain age?,1,0.7890808582305908,TODO 0
 317,0,"I shall, I am a Lucio main.",sondrex76,Overwatch,2016-11,I healed last game. You play him.,1,0.7862057685852051,TODO 0
-318,0,No need to ruin the fun,aelx27,funny,2016-10,"holy shit, get that kid a helmet before they do this again.",1,0.7880442142486572,TODO 4
-319,0,"I only know them by name, nobody gives a flying fuck about baseball in Europe",TheMayorOfHounslow,me_irl,2016-11,But they won?,1,0.7743073105812073,TODO 0
-320,0,All other weapons should do no damage to shield consequentially though if shields are that strong.,Hypnoncatrice,titanfall,2016-10,This is a universe with FTL travel. I think you can suspend your disbelief to allow for a Titan having an energy source capable of stopping a rail-gun shot.,0,0.919277548789978,TODO 3
-321,0,Honestly this is a case where I would say go the next link up in your chain of command and get this shit sorted.,CalebDK,army,2016-09,"My unit needs to get its shit together, get it all together, and put it in a ruck sack, all its shit, so it's together. When I came to my unit in June, I told that that I had use it or lose it days and needed to take some leave before October 1st. My last unit would only approve block leave, so I could never really get below 60 days leave for long. ""No worries,"" my platoon sergeant says ""Go ahead and take *these specific days.*"" So I put in a leave packet, got it approved. Then two days before my leave starts, my squad leader calls me and says, ""Hey, bro, the battalion next door is putting on a whole week of machine gun classes and ranges. You're in charge of taking all the gunners and AGs to that. Guess your leave is canceled."" That's no problem, I know that shit happens. I just ask when I can reschedule and the PSG says ""Oh, man, my bad, put in a leave packet for *these specific dates.""* So I do that, and I get it approved, and I do the fucking MG course, and shoot expert because machine guns are easy. Then, the day before I sign out on leave, my squad leader says ""Hey bro, your leave is fucked. You gotta go to this other fucking school for 2 weeks. You leave this Sunday (the day before the 4th of July)! I hope you didn't have any plans with your family. Lol"" But whatever, I've been in the Army a while, I'm used to getting the ol' green shaft. This time, my PL doesn't wait for me to ask. He comes to me and says ""Hey, really sorry that your leave got canceled again. Put in a new packet for September. I'll personally make sure it gets through."" So that's what I do. I get 15 days of leave approved, and I actually signed out yesterday morning. Fuck yeah! Until today, when my squad leader called and said ""Hey bro! We just signed you up for a class to get trained on equipment that we don't have in the company - and we will never have - so make sure you're back Monday morning for that bullshit! Lol!"" Again - I can't stress this part enough - they told me which days to take all 3 times. The specific days that worked for them. There's not enough whisky in the world for these shenanigans. /rant",0,0.9779978394508362,TODO 2
-322,0,"So low plex prices somewhat inconvenience some players, while high plex prices actively prevent some players from subscribing to the game.",Agent_Orange7,Eve,2016-11,"Alternatively, the high price of plex means those who do not wish to grind 12 hours of decent PvE can get the same ISK out of the cash you could make in an hour or less of work. This equation changes with certain ships at the top end being inflated, but overall, screw plexing game time. PvE for fun, afford more ships to go welp?",0,0.9171975255012512,TODO 0
-323,0,Because it's a spoiler?,CrazyFredy,harrypotter,2016-11,NSFW? Why?,1,0.8814899921417236,TODO 0
-324,0,If the ledger got stolen or damage is there a way to recover it?,iamradnetro,ethereum,2016-09,I have it and it's great. Love the build quality.,0,0.9795944094657898,TODO 3
-325,0,"I want to splice in a scene from a TV drama where a police detective is ""hacking"" between these two discovery options.",Cadogan102,hearthstone,2016-12,Scamaz,0,0.977756917476654,TODO 3
-326,0,Hahahahaha its not like my 2 week average is always above 100 hours hahaha h^e^l^p,CaptainRTard,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Xbox players are casuals .,1,0.5216169953346252,TODO 0
-327,0,"Thanks, just keep pursuing what you're good at and reach out to your networks/professors for opportunities",UpBoatDownBoy,needadvice,2016-10,"Yeah, that is a really good job! Good for you!",0,0.9773412346839905,TODO 1
-328,0,fuck whitey,mmdotdotfood,circlebroke2,2016-11,CB: KKK bad :( Also CB: Black lives matter,0,0.5769080519676208,TODO 0
-329,0,"why did the cop need to wait for the guy to threaten her in some elaborate threat loophole when a simple ""I'm a cop, knock it off"" would've done?",mmdotdotfood,thatHappened,2016-09,"The train, itself, clapped.",0,0.608773410320282,TODO 1
-330,1,"That's gay, dude, seriously.",-Hegemon-,Documentaries,2016-11,At least they were taking steps to reduce gayness back then. Now it is heavily promoted and lots of young people are turning gay. You cant go anywhere without seeing at least one freerange gay,1,0.6667154431343079,TODO 1
-331,0,Someone call and ask to speak to Seymour Butts.,Y2KNW,Minecraft,2016-09,"""I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.""",0,0.7648947238922119,TODO 0
-332,0,"Oh, even more minor, I think my brain just automatically replaces -ish with shit",HahaSoClever,hiphopheads,2016-12,He says ish,0,0.919617772102356,TODO 2
-333,0,"oh wow, that's not a bad deal at all...",eriktheguy,canada,2016-11,"Internet over LTE, used in rural areas that do not have wired internet.",1,0.9725134372711182,TODO 1
-334,0,Rank 12 is pretty tough this month,FredWeedMax,hearthstone,2016-09,Remember Kids! Everything is viable at shit Rank! Even Dragon Paladin.,1,0.5244587063789368,TODO 0
-335,0,"never had a bad uber experience, could not have a bad ola experience since I never actually got to book it - either the cabs weren't available or the drivers too clumsy/finicky",Leto_,india,2016-09,Some of these drivers are just lying fucks. They get better incentives with Uber as compared to Ola. That's all the reason they need. Most of these drivers deny duties after asking for drop point. I never cancel such rides. Why should I pay for your excuse asshole? Ola has been a delight to use. Their customer support is good and I prefer it over Uber anyday.,0,0.9832450151443481,TODO 1
-336,1,"no, that's Nine Inch Nails, but I can understand the confusion.",bigheadzach,westworld,2016-11,*cue the rains of castamere*,0,0.8644848465919495,TODO 0
-337,0,"If you install CWO, the Stormcloaks can end up defending Whiterun from the Empire.",DaSaw,skyrim,2016-11,"To be fair, either way you play, the Empire winds up defending Whiterun from the Stormcloaks...",0,0.547101616859436,TODO 1
-338,0,which one do you find yourself spinning the most?,cubs1917,hiphopvinyl,2016-12,Just found this sub. Heres were im at so far.,0,0.929040253162384,TODO 0
-339,0,oh come on he was way better than Mondale,grungebot5000,politics,2016-12,He was also kind of like Gore And Dukakis And Mondale Don't get your hopes up.,1,0.979705274105072,TODO 3
-340,0,"Don't worry, I was just kidding ;)",mdmrzk,exmuslim,2016-10,"Lol. Come on, that wasn't the point. The guy is just doing his best to speak against islam.",0,0.5085748434066772,TODO 1
-341,1,"Uh-huh, I'm sure the guy who shot two cops really cared about what people thought about him.",MemoryLapse,politics,2016-11,"No. This is the America that Trump has brought out from the shadows into the mainstream. His rhetoric and publicized hate speech from (some of) his followers has ""legitimized"" these previously shunned beliefs.",1,0.9842400550842285,TODO 1
-342,1,That'll definitely get 'em on your side!,MemoryLapse,politics,2016-11,Those people are children.,1,0.9739847183227539,TODO 0
-343,1,"Lol, I can't see any possible way that could go horribly wrong and leave us with a mass corporate exodus",MemoryLapse,canada,2016-10,"How's this for an idea. Implement a carbon tax on companies, not consumers. Do this by reimbursing the consumers with a carbon tax rebate annually, something like a universal gift card, that can only be redeemed for products made with no (or little to no...since that's near impossible) carbon emissions. Yes, I oversimplified it, but you get the idea.",1,0.9872036576271057,TODO 3
-344,0,noob!,VIOLETSTETPEDDAR,WorldofTanksConsole,2016-12,I suppose you can spin at 50 degrees a second in an at2?!,0,0.6717979311943054,TODO 0
-345,0,But with a very specific new stop and frisk policy.,naanplussed,politics,2016-09,I'm sure he's already got those pics.,0,0.6589738726615906,TODO 4
-346,0,I had no problems with it...what happened on your end?,CryoSage,xboxone,2016-12,Very well apart from skate 3 that runs like shit.,0,0.9838738441467285,TODO 0
-347,0,It's partly his fault.,Zephyrkills,nfl,2016-10,"Over a decade? You were here for that, Jon.",1,0.9257687330245972,TODO 0
-348,0,But they are a bunch of racist assholes,Bernies_Lakehouse,Enough_Sanders_Spam,2016-11,"But the tea party succeeded, Trump won the election.",1,0.9872761368751526,TODO 3
-349,0,LOL at someone who posts on The_Diaper is concern trolling about the DNC.,Bernies_Lakehouse,politics,2016-12,"The left is becoming a threat to our Republic and trying to subvert a fair election. First they try to change the outcome of the election by rioting, then the recount, then threatening electors, now the fake Russian hacking bs. Leftists were caught rigging the democrat primary and if they would do that it shouldn't surprise anyone that they're now doing this.",0,0.9810663461685181,TODO 0
-350,0,So you support killing abortion providers and maiming women?,Duke_of_New_Dallas,TrueChristian,2016-09,Funny how you don't see the difference between punishment and murder.,1,0.5820541977882385,TODO 0
-351,0,Most blatant one for me was flusha on mirage that ninja defuse,slaughtrr12,VACsucks,2016-12,"What is the craziest aimlock you've seen? Mine personally is the subroza clip where CLG is down 15-2 and right before he dies he flicks to the guy tetris while dying, what is yours? Include clips, I would too but I can't :d",0,0.958246111869812,TODO 0
-352,0,Guess they're a bunch of math-Nazis.,TheXarath,OutOfTheLoop,2016-11,The looks more like pi than a swastika.,1,0.9399049878120422,TODO 3
-353,0,We only drink products that are capitalist free.,Jakethesnake98,ModelUSGov,2016-10,How can you possibly feel qualified for the position given your response?,1,0.9841453433036804,TODO 4
-354,0,Seems like the best thing for me yet nobody talk about it.,FallenStar08,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Am I the only one who is excited for the Chill Feature ?,0,0.8540539145469666,TODO 3
-355,0,they're lying,nikkicocoa7,aliens,2016-11,is there any way to explain the Colares flap incident without it being a ufo?,0,0.5995105504989624,TODO 3
-356,0,Now with 30% less fat!,BangOutOfOrder,unitedkingdom,2016-11,Toblerone faces mountain of criticism over 'stupid' change to its chocolate chunks,0,0.6932770013809204,TODO 4
-357,1,"And as everybody knows, it is a fundamental law of statistics that, if there are 2 alternatives, each one has a 50% chance of being true.",JimDixon,atheism,2016-11,"A question my mother asked me... ""If god turns out to be false, then I lose nothing. But if god is real, then what do you lose?"" She asked me this a few months ago, and it still haunts me. I'm 16, been an atheist for just under a year, and I can hardly wait to get out of the house and stop being forced to go to church and hear this blatant bullshit.",1,0.9870601892471313,TODO 2
-358,0,Shit I thought you meant they played each other and was disappointed the Westbrook Durant game wasn't tonight,pftcommentator,nba,2016-11,"Only 2 teams left undefeated, OKC and Cleveland. They both play tonight. Predictions? Do you think this will be an easy win for Cleveland? Or after last night's loss to the Cubs, the curse of Cleveland will return and rain L's on Lebron and crew tonight. What about OKC? Will the heavily-favored Warriors come out to play tonight? Or do you think Westbrook will drop another 50+ triple double tonight.",0,0.8229033350944519,TODO 0
-359,0,Way to ruin your recruiting lol,pftcommentator,CFB,2016-12,"Mike Leach: ""If somebody decided to boycott here I'd cut 'em.""",0,0.8004406094551086,TODO 3
-360,0,Source,JeffdaChef33,woahdude,2016-11,Probably about $10k.,0,0.6271714568138123,TODO 0
-361,0,"Was just one of those jokes based on the avarage gamer/completely true in my case :P Anyways, thanks for the advice ;-)",Mogel89,RocketLeague,2016-09,You will! Just make sure she likes video games or doesn't mind you playing often if it's something you enjoy. Sometimes if was hell. Rumble cleared that all up though. We played almost all day yesterday and didn't do anything we were supposed to do. It was great,0,0.9838228821754456,TODO 0
-362,0,"Damn, he just can't get a break",justmadman,soccer,2016-11,He's banned for the Arsenal game. That's the only reason he got 90 mins tonight,1,0.8457003831863403,TODO 0
-363,0,If you honestly believe Drew Brees gets no respect then Drew Brees has something important to sell you.,LindyNet,nfl,2016-11,"Why does Drew Brees get no respect? This may have been posted before. If so, I've never seen it. No one is going to argue that Drew Brees is a bad quarterback. When mentioning the all-time greats though, his name is never mentioned. *Take a look at his career rankings in some statistical categories:* Yards - 3rd (64,490) Pass Completion Percentage - 1st (66.6%) Passing Yards per Game - 1st (282.9) Yards per Game - 1st, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 13th Completion Percentage - 1st, 3rd, 4th, 13th Completions - 3rd (5,691) Touchdowns - 3rd (458) Passer Rating - 6th (96.6) 4th Quarter Comebacks - 10th (28) *Let's look at his single season record rankings:* Pass Completions - 1st, 2nd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 11th, 13th Passing Yards - 2nd, 4th, 5th, 7th, 10th, 14th Touchdowns - 5th, 8th, 12th Passer Rating - 15th A lot of Brees's numbers are written off due to him being a part of a ""pass happy team."" Why is it that this is an excuse to disregard Brees but Manning is argued to be the best? A lot of people will point at his record over the last few season and say he doesn't have the record of an all-time great. Leading up to Bountygate (which really hurt the team long-term) he went 13-3, 11-5, and 13-3 with a Super Bowl win and Super Bowl MVP to boot. He's won Offensive Player of the Year twice. He's a 9 time Pro Bowler and 2 time All-Pro. **So can someone tell me why he isn't in the conversation with Manning, Brady, Montana, Elway, Marino, Favre, and Unitas as the greatest of all-time?**",0,0.7848308682441711,TODO 0
-364,0,Do you dip into a matching liquor?,Pacattack57,anime_irl,2016-10,I like a nice cigar once and a while senpai. Real nice to have with some friends,0,0.9284980893135071,TODO 0
-365,0,"Whew, about time, I thought he'd abandoned it.",YMK1234,ArtisanVideos,2016-10,How To Make A Clock In The Home Machine Shop - Part 22 - Making The Stopwork Mechanism,1,0.898207426071167,TODO 4
-366,0,for my paper trading account,SaintMarinus,wallstreetbets,2016-10,When they do a 10:1 consolidation - boom! Instant gains! ;),0,0.8038918972015381,TODO 4
-367,0,The OP did....That's my entire criticism with this post and the people circlejerking over a 3rd string getting all the credit for a defensive win,gagnonca,Patriots,2016-09,"I never said that he was a ""good qb"" I'm saying that this is a shitpost joke that you are taking waaaay too seriously. It's just hyperbole.",0,0.9837023019790649,TODO 0
-368,0,"There are actual criticisms about BLM, but they exist as movement against police violence first and foremost.",VoteRonaldRayGun,pics,2016-11,"If you think ""don't shoot us"" is what BLM is about you are naive.",0,0.9830924868583679,TODO 0
-369,0,and the Montreal Impact announce that they have signed Schweinsteiger to replace Drogba when he retires at the end of the season.,not---a---bot,soccer,2016-11,Chicago Fire offer Bastian Schweinsteiger a 3-year contract worth $16.5 million,1,0.8017584085464478,TODO 1
-370,0,May,manymoney2,Scotland,2016-10,"Who's the most dangerous woman in Britain, again?",0,0.7818884253501892,TODO 0
-371,1,"Well, those security experts shouldn't have been so pretentious!",Gold_Jacobson,politics,2016-11,'Never Trump' national security experts react to his win: 'I'm totally f---ing horrified',1,0.956562876701355,TODO 3
-372,0,Yes the black man who helped liberate the gay community and legalized stem cell research by separating church and state from the medical field thus advancing science 50 fold in a year is destroying our country!,robolink,AskReddit,2016-11,"Obama is not ""the worst president in history."" and did not ruin the country. You're ignoring the state the country was in when he took over, and also that there were presidents who offered bounties for Indian scalps.",1,0.9875863790512085,TODO 3
-373,0,"Try his show - he's a very present writer, but his stage persona doesn't communicate that.",serendipitousevent,AskReddit,2016-10,"Aziz Ansari. I really don't know why, I just don't find him funny. Especially his ""Randy"" stuff.",0,0.9754510521888733,TODO 0
-374,0,I think you missed it...,raazman,GooglePixel,2016-10,Pixel video stabilization from r/Android - why is this just now making it to our subreddit?,1,0.884080171585083,TODO 0
-375,0,I almost choked.,WigglyWastebin,news,2016-11,The Ben 10 of cancer.,0,0.9171074032783508,TODO 0
-376,0,"Not until they pry my vote from my cold, dead hands.",NonnyO,Kossacks_for_Sanders,2016-11,Because they own our votes and we need to just hand them over already.,1,0.8846022486686707,TODO 3
-377,0,You obviously don't watch his videos.... Seatin is #1 featured crystal opener of 2 star champs!,axi0matical,ContestOfChampions,2016-12,U no what this means now nothing bec every time u open a crystal and pull a featured during one ur videos no1 is gonna believe it's legit anymore so u might as well keep him,0,0.7497754096984863,TODO 3
-378,1,The ester is just the right length to tickle the inside of the hunger receptors.,valiant_thrusting,steroids,2016-11,Had a bodybuilding friend say Test Enth makes you more hungry than all the other test esters. Said it wasn't true. He said he read it online to go google it. I said nah because I'm not a fucking moron,0,0.7465338706970215,TODO 2
-379,0,\***flick**\* \***flick**\* \***flick**\* \***flick**\* \***flick**\* \***flick**\*,PrettyFly4AGreenGuy,magicTCG,2016-11,"Do you arrange the cards in your hand? Why or why not? If so, how do you arrange them? I do decreasing CMC from left to right, then lands on the far right.",0,0.9439530968666077,TODO 0
-380,0,Because the games been out for weeks before it was fully released,OddGambino,FUTMobile,2016-10,"How are people progressing fast? Finding it kind of weird and hard to level quickly, make money and completing plans. Surely grinding attack mode is not the best way to be progressing quickly. I've been playing for a week and I'm only lol 15. Attack mode and first wins in live events Feel like the only good stamina to xp ratio. The scaling is so off I think , we aren't rewarded for going 30 season games enough. There should be packs given and additional money , if u win achieve the required points the season should end. Some of the plans all look unrealistic, surely it's not just me. But some of this stuff just seems unattainable. Tldr: how the fk are people getting over lvl 30 , I don't believe they are grinding 10 xp attack mode games.",1,0.709941029548645,TODO 0
-381,1,"That's what butt connectors are for, right?",DuckPhlox,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-11,"Same here, not a auto mechanic though, just more of a home tinkerer with various electronic bits. I don't have cause to use the soldering iron much so i've got a bad habit of soldering stuff together then remembering the heatshrink...",1,0.8225663900375366,TODO 2
-382,1,"Yeah, on all those rainy days we have.",DuckPhlox,LosAngeles,2016-12,"I don't mean this unkindly, but if you can't drive when it's wet, maybe you should practice more before you get your license?",1,0.9675093293190002,TODO 0
-383,0,I see what you did there :-P,PrincetonBruin,CFB,2016-11,Dooley noted,0,0.9617376923561096,TODO 0
-384,0,"Different folks, different strokes.",Gochris10,TumblrInAction,2016-09,look at allllll that diversity,0,0.9681020379066467,TODO 2
-385,0,Gostkowski,LUCIFERx88,fantasyfootball,2016-11,Bryant. I think he'll do well. Eagles will prob stop Falcons a few times and settle for field goal. Would you rather have gostkowski @ Seattle or santos @ Carolina,0,0.5511975884437561,TODO 0
-386,0,What an ego.,LittleShrub,politics,2016-09,Donald Trump On New York Bombing: 'I Called It Before The News',0,0.500163197517395,TODO 0
-387,0,We have 3 top 15 wins....,JalenAdamsGOAT,CFB,2016-11,"We'll be fifth. They look at the whole season, not just one week like the polls tend to do.",0,0.5094766616821289,TODO 0
-388,0,Escape button,bronzlefish,apple,2016-11,"Can we have a thread on what we actually wanted from the new and future top of the line MacBook Pros? I'll start. I wanted: - 2015 MacBook Pro Shell - GTX Pascal Series GPU (1060 would have been great) - i7 processor (current is fine ) - 16 GB RAM Default (Optional 32GB) - SSD Storage (current is fine) - HDMI, 3x USB Type C, 1x USB Type A, 3.5mm Audio, SD Card, As someone who does a lot of video editing and after effects this kind of build would have made me genuinely excited and I would have felt like Apple was back in the game for professionals. They could have put a chunky price tag on this and I know people would have bought it. Makes me sad that Apple basically refuses to put in decent hardware.",0,0.6821053624153137,TODO 0
-389,0,So I guess someone will buy the cow if the milk isn't given out for free...,IgoRStripes,funny,2016-11,SOLD!,0,0.591334879398346,TODO 4
-390,0,A dead man,hank412,DC_Cinematic,2016-09,I might still watch anyway but who started this whole dc releasing movie news?,0,0.8175132274627686,TODO 0
-391,0,I know id boo them,Boston_Red_Sox,baseball,2016-12,it's going to be a pretty surreal scene for a lot of people watching them give their speeches at cooperstown,1,0.7236721515655518,TODO 0
-392,0,"after Japan Announced Season 3 of code geass, this would even out this clusterfuck of a year",Speedwagonbestwaifu,comicbooks,2016-11,Marvel vs. Capcom 4: Rise of the Reveal Rumors,0,0.8283804655075073,TODO 2
-393,0,Parkinson's handjob,PrussianBleu,aww,2016-11,Arthritic Handjob,0,0.9084581136703491,TODO 0
-394,0,Mine stops itching after about a week.,turk4lyfe,TrollXChromosomes,2016-12,"I have to ask, how do you grow it out that long without being itchy all the time? I tried growing mine out and it drove me crazy.",0,0.9526938796043396,TODO 0
-395,0,"Yeah, if the kids gotta go hes gotta go.",Sleethoof,AskReddit,2016-11,"But in some cases, the alternative choice is so bad that you don't really have a choice. For example, you're driving and a kid pops out and you can't stop in time. Your choice is to swerve and run into a fence or run over the kid. In such situations, I would say you really didn't have a choice.",1,0.8636389374732971,TODO 1
-396,0,"Boo, you cat lover.",RafeHaab,CatsAreAssholes,2016-12,Yes cats are just trying to stop the babies from destroying the planet!!,1,0.7794169187545776,TODO 0
-397,0,"Thank you, I needed that right now.",craker42,Patriots,2016-10,"Just remember, we're still atop the afc east, we get TB12 back next week, Dion Lewis is coming back soon, and the last time we lost to the Bills at home we won the Superbowl, go Pats.",0,0.7755607962608337,TODO 2
-398,0,that's the joke lol,crustyxxxslew,DestinyTheGame,2016-12,'member berries!!,0,0.9722571969032288,TODO 3
-399,0,I'd say it's Harden Gordon Ariza Anderson Capela Run James at the point and we're a scoring machine.,EnterAdman,nba,2016-09,Beverley Harden Ariza Anderson Capela Basically the starters,0,0.7807207703590393,TODO 1
-400,0,"Honestly i had a gear s2, no longer use it but will get gear s3 for numbersync personal phone, while i use my work phone",kyan-,samsung,2016-10,"Questions for those with a Gear S2 I've been looking into getting into the smart watch game lately and have been thinking about purchasing the Gear S2. However, I learned the S3 will be coming out very shortly and will most likely wait for that. But before I make any purchase, I want to know some of the day to day things you use your watch for. To elaborate a bit more, what do you guys use your watch for besides a health assistant?",0,0.9838895797729492,TODO 4
-401,1,We should bring Luke Chadwick back for that title winning mentality,moodyswinger,reddevils,2016-11,Sleepy United - Adding Roy Keane to the backroom staff could bring United's old aura back,1,0.9724594354629517,TODO 0
-402,0,I was so hyped on him his freshman year but he seems like he's the same guy he was four years ago.,Die4MyTiggers,CollegeBasketball,2016-11,Brimah really fucking blows on offense.,0,0.9303869605064392,TODO 4
-403,0,The answer to this question.,powerscunner,AskReddit,2016-12,What took way too long for you to figure out?,0,0.8917450904846191,TODO 3
-404,0,Yer a wizard Larry,TruckNutz69,pics,2016-09,"Don't worry, you're gonna make it li'l brudder.",0,0.9155837893486023,TODO 0
-405,0,"In case they don't know, shouldn't they type ""help 3dnpc"" first?",OH_ITS_MEGACRUNCH,skyrimmods,2016-11,"Type ""3dnpc"" into the console or type the name of an NPC from the mod into the console, if their name appears then it is working.",0,0.6395342350006104,TODO 2
-406,0,These Drogoz memes are getting out of rocket launcher.,Nightslash360,Paladins,2016-11,Drogoz shares his knowledge,0,0.8421018719673157,TODO 0
-407,0,Best money Alex Jones ever spent,Wantfreespeechnow,The_Donald,2016-10,"Man says ""Bill Clinton is a Rapist"" Live on MSNBC",1,0.8487063646316528,TODO 1
-408,0,Weak foot too.,tagor99,FIFA,2016-09,O_O,0,0.7804625630378723,TODO 1
-409,0,Pretty Little Liah.,johnmalcovich91,BigBrother,2016-10,"Shelby is a pretty good liar, I just wish she would use that trait to convince Cornbread and Danielle that she likes them.",0,0.8520788550376892,TODO 1
-410,0,Helps if you are in Barovia.,HeyThereSport,DnD,2016-12,Haha when I DM half my voices end up sounding like bad Russian accents. I think I have what you have,0,0.9643048048019409,TODO 4
-411,0,I'm with Her how vacuous can you be?,anon1moos,AskReddit,2016-09,What saying do you wish people would stop using?,0,0.7687976360321045,TODO 0
-412,0,"I find akilling much harder to do, but when the timing is perfect the defender gets absolutely trashed and it's an amazing opportunity.",PBRGuy35,FIFA,2016-10,"It's not necessary, I use very few skill moves, sometimes none in a game. Just bread and butter football. With the dribbling nerf and OP auto defending, skilling is not a must-do. So rejoice!",0,0.9823200106620789,TODO 0
-413,0,Shoulda duh-duh-drafted Gurley,rubbyrubbytumtum,falcons,2016-12,DPOY? Tssss. Yeah right. What a bust. He's on a bad D. Look at his chicken legs. Tsss.,1,0.9621648192405701,TODO 0
-414,0,I wonder if Iggy has any chance.,SucksForYouGeek,nba,2016-12,Curry and KD are locks. I could potentially see Klay making it there someday depending on how his career plays out,1,0.7509295344352722,TODO 1
-415,0,A dozen :),sunjay140,Android,2016-10,"There are dozens of H10 owners out there, right?",0,0.8153139352798462,TODO 0
-416,0,I'd buy that hat.,NeoZenith1,tf2,2016-09,Heavy is Cart,0,0.9560691118240356,TODO 0
-417,0,"This isn't something I did but in the beta I thought that the higher the rank the better your rating was so I saw people who were like 17 and I was like ""man they must not be very good"" I realized shortly after I was wrong.",_Swiggity_,deadbydaylight,2016-11,"What was the 'noobiest' thing you did when you first started and are ashamed to admit? I'll start, when I first got Spies from the shadow, I thought the head movements the crows did while standing still was the perk working as if they're pointing towards the survivors, it took about 3 games to realize the explosion noises were the crows and not my idiot self thinking it was the animation the crows were doing. Other noob moment was whispers for the first time thinking that it was sound directional and just not being in the area, I felt so stupid when I realized it.",0,0.9814379215240479,TODO 2
-418,0,Math checks out.,thatguy_randomnumber,AskReddit,2016-11,"Well, in a base 13 system...",0,0.6441910862922668,TODO 0
-419,0,I'm pretty sure that less than 1% of us support this.,Origamiman72,ofcoursethatsathing,2016-11,Of course not all of Cali supports this. It's impossible for that many people to agree on a single thing.,0,0.8557180166244507,TODO 1
-420,0,God dammit.,Mudokon_Tears,Overwatch,2016-11,No! No carbs! Don't make me eat that roll!,0,0.9636511206626892,TODO 0
-421,1,"If we ask the slaveholders nicely to please stop exploiting employees, resources and the entire population/planet for that matter, maybe they'll listen this time.",captainmaryjaneway,news,2016-11,Jesus let's all calm down,1,0.9446753859519958,TODO 4
-422,0,Charbar also has great cocktails.,nintendosixtyfour,Calgary,2016-10,"Good place for cocktail / whisky? Looking for a good bar that has a great selection of whisky or serves nice cocktails. Looking for a place that's not a brew pub, not looking for place to eat. Just nice place that makes me feel like I'm in a 20s speakeasy.",0,0.9661853909492493,TODO 2
-423,0,"You don't think that maybe, just fucking maybe, you happen to not be Jesus and can't see every single act that goes on at a busy station and missed when a crazy person yelled at someone else?",kaminokaminokami,japan,2016-12,Same individual. Two events. No other interaction outside these occurrences. Never seen anybody else harassed at the station at the same time despite passing through countless times. That doesn't strike you at least as the most likely explanation?,0,0.7145994305610657,TODO 3
-424,0,Punkin chunkin?,AtlantanKnight7,AskReddit,2016-10,Ok seriously...what's with all the trebuchets?,0,0.9524335265159607,TODO 0
-425,0,"Are they really normal, then?",Gh0st1y,niceguys,2016-11,It's clearly a normal person trying out that stupid text over and over just to get reactions.,0,0.5485696196556091,TODO 3
-426,0,Definetly as long as long as the build caters towards the lack of recovery,ridzzv2,elderscrollsonline,2016-09,So you're saying that a 230 light level should be able to do just fine and win 1v1 against most other players?,0,0.8194829821586609,TODO 4
-427,1,But be prepared to be downvoted back to oblivion for suggesting you prefer daggers to bows - because searching dwemer ruins is better than buying iron.,Yoshimoto93,skyrim,2016-11,"Yeah, if you want to make more dragonbone arrows in the future you're going to have to grind back to 100 smithing (the most common way people grind is by making daggers)",1,0.7820424437522888,TODO 0
-428,0,Where from?,Matty718,FashionReps,2016-09,XL NIKE TECH FLEECE PANTS,0,0.942926287651062,TODO 0
-429,0,"True, that is the only bar in Austin to do that at.",Bonedeath,Austin,2016-11,"people like to drink beer watch sports and socialize, who knew",0,0.9113020300865173,TODO 4
-430,0,Betcha $5 you don't know their sexual orientation,SensibleCreeper,AskReddit,2016-11,Betcha 5$ its a guy,0,0.7390608787536621,TODO 0
-431,0,sounds like Queens University.,InadequateUsername,nonononoyes,2016-10,"I'm honestly surprised no kids from our local HS have been hit yet. They don't look, they don't stop, they just walk whenever and wherever they feel like. The worst part is, it's not even stupidity it's privilege. I have a son that goes to that HS and he hears all the time, ""just walk, they'll stop"".",0,0.7984507083892822,TODO 0
-432,0,Yet another supporting piece of evidence.,tau-lepton,teslamotors,2016-09,Seems like an absurdly expensive way to go about doing that.,1,0.9525555372238159,TODO 0
-433,0,Bodom + Grinder is all you need bby.,BefokkedBefucked,Coffee,2016-11,"Spend more upfront for an espresso machine? As a daily latte drinker who spends $5+ dollars on coffee a day, I'm thinking about investing in an espresso machine and grinder to save money over time. Yes, it won't save me money immediately, but perhaps over 5-years. So as a newbie to espresso machines, my question is: does it make sense to buy an expensive prosumer espresso machine and grinder outright? Or is it ""better"" to start conservatively and then upgrade/ramp-up over time? I understand this is probably just personal preference. When I started researching machines, I thought the oft recommended second-hand Gaggia Classic (pre-Phillips) @ ~$250-300 would be a good starter machine. However, some people said it's really the *bare* minimum for ""decent"" espresso and I feel I may want to upgrade down the line from this minimum. I'm thinking about getting a prosumer machine like the Rocket Appartamento or similar. I could budget ~$1.5k to $2k for a machine + grinder. My thinking is that I'd rather buy something once and if I pay more upfront, I can get a quality machine that will last a while/not have the urge to upgrade. I'm looking for a machine that's easy to maintain with good/affordable parts availability and that's well-built and will last 5+ years with infrequent maintenance.",0,0.7428783178329468,TODO 3
-434,0,All you do is criticize and you have got a hard-on to change Australia by bringing in people who don't share the values that made this country what it is.,Frontfart,AustralianPolitics,2016-09,What? How on earth did you get that?,0,0.9389637112617493,TODO 2
+46,0,Won't be able to play this game till it comes out on android...but I'm gonna watch spoilers anyway.,FuntimeMadness,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-10,With the game being out tomorrow...,1,0.7773346304893494,TODO 0
+250517,1,Yeah because that was obviously my point.,vtmeta,atheism,2010-10,Who cares about the first amendment?,1,0.9826305508613586,TODO 1
+250991,1,Because climate change happens instantly.,pandemik,environment,2009-10,"At the UN's World Climate Conference -- an annual gathering of the so-called ""scientific consensus"" on man-made climate change -- Latif conceded the Earth has not warmed for nearly a decade and that we are likely entering ""one or even two decades during which temperatures cool.""",1,0.987018585205078,TODO 2
+915,0,This fact still keeps me hard at night.,graffix13,baseball,2016-09,I would feel bad but you guys won the World Series last year.,0,0.6696761846542358,TODO 0
+250321,1,"And they should be forced to wear a yellow crescent moon on their clothing when they go out in public, too.",IrishJoe,politics,2010-08,"75 percent of 760 AM listeners in San Diego think Muslims should register on national database .. It is no longer extreme, if referring to this particular group of people. Arbitrary compulsory registration is exactly what the Nazis did to the Jewish population of Germany.",1,0.963166356086731,TODO 2
+249257,0,A Life.,M0b1u5,gadgets,2010-01,"My zune is dying, and I'm getting a Droid in the spring. What should I get in the meantime? Yes, go ahead and tell me how much of an idiot I was to get a Zune in the first place. And when you're done, do you have any suggestions? I'm looking for something that's at least 30 gb (I have a shit ton of music) and supports album art. And preferably something that's supported by MediaMonkey. Not looking to pay more than $50-60, either. If anyone has an old, functioning mp3 that they're looking to get rid of we could possibly work something out over paypal.",0,0.668365478515625,TODO 1
+250442,1,And they say atheists have no faith.,Bipolarruledout,worldnews,2011-06,reddit is full of nuclear industry shills for some reason...,1,0.7685016989707947,TODO 3
+1452,1,Maybe they just couldn't find any dirt on Trump,Harald_Hardraade,GamerGhazi,2016-11,"Anonymous declared war on Trump, and then disappeared",1,0.9012307524681092,TODO 4
+481,0,No she just got word that she wasn't going to get the VA job.,FirstTimeWang,politics,2016-12,and from her..... did we enter opposite world?,1,0.5635971426963806,TODO 1
+250092,0,I'm a Canadian outside with shorts and a tshirt on AMA.,aradil,WTF,2010-08,And Canadians. No Winter Coats? Phooey.,0,0.9361827969551086,TODO 4
+67,1,Exactly the minimum number of appearances should be 13,fear865,nfl,2016-11,Montana won while only playing 13/16.,1,0.6385096311569214,TODO 3
+2209,0,"Wasn't arguing that at all, just filling the blank for ya.",boardentity,hearthstone,2016-09,Thats not a mage card. You can never count on being offered one during draft.,0,0.9823731184005736,TODO 1
+249883,0,Think about that.,cdelongo,codbo,2011-02,I justify it because the RC Car SHOULDN'T be a 3 killstreak and noobtubes are annoying as hell. How can it be compared to somebody who has just beaten you in a gun battle???,0,0.7962890863418579,TODO 0
+249857,0,China - Hong-Kong I'll give you those two countries out of the hundred of others in Asia... *eyes roll* I also guess sarcasm doesn't work on stupid.,skankingmike,science,2010-11,"Um.. Europeans never colonized China, Japan, or Korea",1,0.5917717814445496,TODO 2
+1183,0,At least someone gets the reference,thinkfast1982,JusticeServed,2016-12,Suddenly 30 drones.,0,0.8624446988105774,TODO 0
+249221,1,Yeah you say that because you ride a hipster-esque Kilo...,skalnik,bicycling,2011-10,"from here on out I'm downvoting anything that use a gross pejorative overgeneralization like ""hipster""",1,0.8989425301551819,TODO 0
+250583,0,"When they say he is enlightened, they aren't talk about pot.",plbogen,science,2010-01,We are both enlightened. Close enough for me.,0,0.6679295897483826,TODO 3
+250487,1,I am sure frat boys picking up wasted girls are doing it for power and domination.,stower,pics,2011-04,"It's really not that interesting a view, read a little Foucalt. Or other theorists on power and domination.",1,0.9701290726661682,TODO 1
+249647,0,"If they're as good at fighting as they are at parking, it will be one quick fight.",wretcheddawn,pics,2010-08,That will also get you a broken nose with most of these types of people.,0,0.6167402863502502,TODO 1
+249911,0,"Does your racist, fucked up grandma have a reserved seat in the front row for every Presidential press conference?",OmicronPersei8,reddit.com,2010-06,"Fuck everyone hating on Helen Thomas. She's the grandma of the nation, and even though Grandma says some fucked up shit, she's still got a good soul.",0,0.7391698956489563,TODO 4
+251407,1,"Because this is America and it's their freedom to do so, duh.",shihchiun,WTF,2010-05,"Dammit reddit, why does stupidity happen? Maybe it's not direct stupidity, but it comes off as it. I went outside to walk my 1-year-old daughter on my shoulders so we could have some us time. The second I get out of my door I hear ""That bitch is sexy!"". It was an African American male talking to another African American female. They (4-5 guys) were cussing on the top of their lungs making racist, sexist and crude jokes. I don't hate or even really *dislike* these people, more like pity them. However, when it affects my daughter it really pisses me off and I just walked right back inside. What the fuck is wrong with people?",1,0.9872127175331116,TODO 2
+250748,1,TIL LGBT people have no religious affiliation.,mrascii,pics,2011-11,Ultimately it's about giving special additional rights to LGBT people even if that means removing rights to people of religious affiliation who would have their rights diminished if LGBT people were given these extra rights.,1,0.8813782930374146,TODO 2
+249338,1,Barack is only rich 'cause he redistributed wealth into his own pockets!,csours,politics,2011-03,"And white, Barack is also rich but that doesn't count for him",1,0.984435260295868,TODO 1
+1584,1,People who actually care about people's reposts making it to the front page clearly are focusing on the important things.,shiddabrik,funny,2016-12,Guardians of the Front Page,1,0.9725368618965148,TODO 0
+1369,1,*this is why trump won*,StrongStyleSavior,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-11,"""Im not racist, but...""",1,0.964901566505432,TODO 0
+250454,0,"""war is wrong"" is a simplistic and shallow statement.",Travesura,AskReddit,2010-07,"How do I show my jingoistic mom that war is wrong? She's a registered democrat but supports the war and torture (confuses the hell out of me). We're Americans living in Germany, so she gets really upset that European countries don't have large defense budgets and that they rely on the US for support. She's rightfully upset about Islamic people who enter foreign countries and then attempt to impose their religious laws on others, but for some reason she can't see that our military efforts don't really prevent this. What inspired me to post this, was her reaction to Reservoir Dogs, especially the torture scene (it scares me that she can't see the hypocrisy). She was freaked out by the excessive violence and casual disregard for human life. Any good documentaries or reports that might do the trick? Thanks for the help. **tl;dr: Mom supports war but is shocked by actual violence**",0,0.920616328716278,TODO 2
+143,1,"Exactly, best support self serving egotists like Hillary",thebearsandthebees,Conservative,2016-11,"Obama's judges rewrote the law to keep Obamacare alive. There is definite benefit for nominating crooked SC justices, especially for a self-serving egotist like Trump.",1,0.9349913001060486,TODO 0
+250474,1,"Yea, Carlos Boozer is a defensive stopper.",little_evil6,nba,2011-03,Knicks - bad defenders. But the Bulls? Come on!,1,0.972426176071167,TODO 0
+250697,1,"Yeah, but they have great 3G coverage.",HyperspaceHero,funny,2010-12,"Funny stuff, but I am not really sure why anyone would need proof that Verizon sells your info. In all of my dealings with them, Verizon has shown themselves time and again to be nothing but money grubbing cockamole sandwiches.",1,0.9583979249000548,TODO 2
+249537,1,I love how women think they can get away with shit like this.,benhizen,WTF,2010-11,MTV Teen Mom beats & kicks baby daddy. Police file charges after watching the show.,0,0.7779596447944641,TODO 4
+285,0,Lol i didnt expect to find runescape on this thread,KLAYMOND,nba,2016-09,He's the Mote Plox of the NBA,0,0.90341717004776,TODO 1
+139,0,"Relax, it should blow over really fast anyway.",crimekiwi,Overwatch,2016-11,"Can I Have My Flair Back Now? No, seriously. I'm quite grateful to the mods for adding the ""Hide ARG shit"" option, and I'll be happy to play Sombra when she's released. But I really DGAF about the rest of the noise, and I sure as hell don't care for it to get all over the sub for no reason. So, what about we get our flairs back and let people who care set the Sombra flair if they want?",1,0.6671441197395325,TODO 0
+1714,1,How dare you bring up something that you want to discuss!,voicesinmyhand,Conservative,2016-12,Post something about him then.,1,0.9810990691184998,TODO 0
+2479,0,"Gotcha, makes sense.",ryguy379,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,Sorry my train of thought got jumbled between comments. I didn't mean to include that in this comment. It was fresh in my mind talking about using KB&M on consoles.,0,0.975503385066986,TODO 0
+249193,1,Such ferocity.,FreeDirt,aww,2011-12,Mean pitbull,1,0.9182112216949464,TODO 0
+251561,1,How can anyone be wrong who is doing God's Work?,cultured_banana_slug,obama,2009-08,Republicans have done no penance. They just pretend that they did nothing wrong.,1,0.9728028178215028,TODO 2
+864,1,"Trump was elected, so theres that.",roughtimes,Winnipeg,2016-11,Im curious. What has gone on since he was elected? Has anything gotten worse? Improved? Was any of that due to his policies? Portage and Main won't happen. Past deals with certain companies won't allow it.,1,0.5882764458656311,TODO 4
+249759,0,...and their owner is evidently a raging douche.,MinnowsLikeAPorno,funny,2010-09,"My money is with you guys. I was going to order some buckyballs a few weeks back(was oblivious to your Zen magnets), but their website is so abusive and cluttered I just could not bring myself to support that.",0,0.8659257292747498,TODO 4
+251248,1,Sounds like a great movie,eakius,WTF,2009-01,The teen walked into a Chicago police station yesterday and managed to get an assignment patrolling in a squad car for five hours before somebody figured out he's a kid.,1,0.706765353679657,TODO 2
 435,0,I'd ticket an officer anytime I would arrest one.,DoctorGlocktor,ProtectAndServe,2016-10,That actually makes sense. Not that I'm implying otherwise I'm just surprised yeah that totally makes sense awesome. Out of curiosity - when would you ticket another officer? For a DUI? I mean that's an excellent point; if they passed the driving parts of being a cop that stuffs probably really challenging so going 75 in a 65 at 3am probably okay haha.,0,0.910978376865387,TODO 1
-436,0,"Yeah at lvl 25 my gyarados maxed below 2k, it's decent but not amazing",LesleyRS,pokemongo,2016-10,"It's not usually that high unless you invest a lot in it. Regardless, it's not a good defender. Bite is awful for defense",0,0.9728434085845947,TODO 0
-437,0,"Who is she, anyone gotta sauce",xDirty,curvy,2016-11,Sundress and a buttplug,0,0.6152405738830566,TODO 0
-438,0,Found IBTC member.,dendawg,AskReddit,2016-09,"""I'm all about big-titty bitches."" *So* sick of hearing that. We get it.",1,0.767454206943512,TODO 3
-439,0,I've seen plenty of industrial shelving in my time and I cannot think of more than a couple that were installed as poorly as this one.,trollking66,gifs,2016-10,"While the shelving system was probably way, way overloaded for its weight rating and might not have been secured properly, the forklift probably weighs about 3 or 4 tons, twice the weight of most modern cars. Even a 'light bump' from that thing can cause some serious momentum.",0,0.9772962927818298,TODO 0
-440,1,"You can use a sabine only upgrade card on her crew card, right?",Aanar,XWingTMG,2016-11,"I'm waiting for the ""Sabine only"" upgrade cards",0,0.9409956336021423,TODO 4
-441,0,What the fuck how do you have that many gyms,alexzejason,pokemongo,2016-10,2?? I have 7 and I'm still willing to pick up a few more for leaving in gyms.,0,0.8996376395225525,TODO 0
-442,0,Trade verified!,silverlitecoin,Pmsforsale,2016-11,I'd like the Iguanas please,0,0.9748085737228394,TODO 0
-443,1,Did you just assume my race?,WTBTacosinDenver,AskReddit,2016-11,Could you be a little less racist next time?,1,0.9381266832351685,TODO 0
-444,0,I have also indeed found this to be the case.,Ikarikaze,wow,2016-09,As it happens pugs don't like running for no loot :(,0,0.9732010960578918,TODO 2
-445,0,Viks D,anonbutler,fantasyfootball,2016-10,"Who, outside of the obvious choices, is ""untouchable"" on your roster? Obviously, most people aren't trading LeVeon, Antonio, DJ, Zeke, Julio, etc. Outside the consensus top 2 or 3 at each position, who do you personally view as untouchable? For me, it is Marvin Jones. First of all, I drafted him as my WR3 in the 7th round, so the value there is tremendous. Secondly, after losing Keenan Allen, his value increased even more. Finally, I feel like he is in the perfect situation to finish in the top 10 at WR this year regardless of his draft position. Who on your team is virtually ""untouchable""?",0,0.8634188771247864,TODO 0
-446,0,"To be honest, based on current trends, Hillary would be just as likely to propose new segregation (safe space) laws.",Thedurtysanchez,politics,2016-11,I'm honestly surprised le Drumpf hasn't proposed to reinstate segregation laws,0,0.9034872651100159,TODO 2
-447,0,"This week we had the joy of Neeley leaving on HippoKrys HOH, and next week we'll have the hot of Jason leaving on puppy killer's",hk0202,BigBrother,2016-10,"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 26 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",1,0.6013191938400269,TODO 0
-448,0,"No she won't, says common sense.",zapichigo,politics,2016-09,"Huma Abedin to be Clinton's Secretary of State, Say Wiki-leaked Emails",1,0.5725469589233398,TODO 0
-449,0,Forza Horizons 3's demo (not beta) didn't seem to impact its sales.,Cool_Hwip_Luke,xboxone,2016-11,"Honestly I feel like the term ""beta"" has lost all meaning to gamers. People just will not view it as anything other than a free look at finished parts of the game.. which is sad. People were convinced, *completely* convinced that the beta was it. Anyone who said ""guys, give feedback but remember this is a beta, not the final product"" was screamed down with ""THATS NOT HOW BETAS WORK NOW THIS IS THE FINISHED PRODUCT THEY WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING SHUT UP I HATE YOU!"". Well.. they did. That's the point of a real beta and if people take the attitude you're taking now, that you consider the beta to be representative of the real game even though many people have said that it's not? We won't get any real betas, where we actually have a chance to voice concerns and have things changed before launch. We'll just get the laggy server stress tests a week before launch and that's it. Now I don't disagree that a trial would be nice.. but the reason almost no games have demos these days is simple: it was shown to reduce sales. Playable demos = less sales overall. Big flashy trailers and no demo? Lots of sales. Sad but true. So until initial sales die down and they want to boost the playerbase in a few months with a free weekend? You'll just have to decide if it's something you want or not.",0,0.9519749283790588,TODO 1
-450,0,"Then you know exactly why he wants to slit his wrists, especially if you are still living here haha.",RanmaCanada,canada,2016-11,"Spent most of my life in the 807, sir. I know it well.",0,0.864091694355011,TODO 0
-451,0,everyone is trying to buy mechs vs minions,Reasonable-redditor,leagueoflegends,2016-10,"Support site is down? Can't log in Hey I wanted to report someone for boosting but I accidentally left post-game before I reported. I decided to go to the support site but when I tried to click sign in, the site 404'd every time. Is the site down right now?",0,0.5994726419448853,TODO 0
-452,0,Who is mom?,aladdinr,Overwatch,2016-10,"rien is gramps, ana is grandma S76 is dad",0,0.8110466003417969,TODO 1
-453,0,it was better than cod,destinyaltboy,CallOfDuty,2016-09,"Movement system wasn't COD, gun variants were introduced, future setting. All of those things sucked and made me quit COD for a year.",1,0.8466613292694092,TODO 0
+250832,0,It works with the auto companies... just add your last part about lowering the speed limit for certain cars.,SilentRunning,politics,2010-12,That's a pretty terrible analogy. It's more like having a road construction company own all the roads that lead into a particular town and then lowering the speed limit only for people driving particular makes of cars.,0,0.7555001378059387,TODO 2
+249178,1,Germs are just a theory brah,MetalGuitarist,atheism,2012-02,Prevent disease!,1,0.9861233234405518,TODO 2
+251399,1,Nice one.,JonAce,reddit.com,2010-07,"Hmmm, since no one can see this right now, I am going to type the word ""penis"" many times. Reply if you can see this comment. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS",1,0.6003654599189758,TODO 3
+412,0,"I find akilling much harder to do, but when the timing is perfect the defender gets absolutely trashed and it's an amazing opportunity.",PBRGuy35,FIFA,2016-10,"It's not necessary, I use very few skill moves, sometimes none in a game. Just bread and butter football. With the dribbling nerf and OP auto defending, skilling is not a must-do. So rejoice!",0,0.9823200106620787,TODO 0
 454,0,he bounced.,khan_the_terrible,holdmybeer,2016-09,HMB while I show off my parkour skills at the playground,0,0.8951372504234314,TODO 0
-455,0,"Immune has such a small health amount, it will done in a shot or 2",MrReey,thedivision,2016-10,"Walk out of the checkpoint, throw down an immunizer support station and kill the firecrest person because that build is garbage if they can't light you on fire.",1,0.6088538765907288,TODO 0
-456,0,"Just to kind of round out all the opinions, I'm a pretty big fan of theirs and think they nailed the performance.",rumblnbumblnstumbln,television,2016-11,Really? I am not a fan of theirs but was actually fairly impressed with their performance.,0,0.9714958071708679,TODO 4
-457,0,Your charge chord will work.,infidelkastro,summonerswar,2016-10,I can't get one. He gets 5 in 10 minutes. Where's a noose?,0,0.7835660576820374,TODO 1
-458,0,Saying ive suggested something i havent is a strawman im afraid.,upthatknowledge,HillaryForPrison,2016-12,That's not a strawman lol. He was responding to the comment you made. Someone just took a logic 101 class!,0,0.9820975661277771,TODO 0
-459,0,Then you get sites whose stylesheets depend on some random script simply to load.,Gamiac,pcmasterrace,2016-11,Depends. Text is shown 80% of the time.,0,0.9601941108703613,TODO 0
-460,0,"We have kickass light rail in Portland, traffic is still a nightmare",miah66,Seattle,2016-12,"I think self driving cars will alleviate things sooner than light rail tbh. 1. Seattle is rich, and full of early adopters. I see more Teslas here in a day than my buddy in NOLA sees in a month. 2. The light rail seems to be somewhat outgunned both in carriage size and number of stops. 3. Deploying smart vehicles that brake and merge correctly seems faster and sexier/more luxurious than a public transport solution. 4. Seattle is politically progressive, and would be more likely to legalize self driving vehicles sooner than other municipalities. I'd love to hear counter arguments however, as it would be sweet if the light rail is actually the savior we need.",0,0.961114227771759,TODO 3
-461,0,Just bought a brown in M,blessmehaxima,frugalmalefashion,2016-12,damn it man i really missed out on these alpha sales. anyone know how often these restock?,0,0.9098415374755859,TODO 0
-462,0,"Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia, turkey, off the top of my head (on mobile, I can look up more later, but generally, just search ""population exchanges in Google, you'll be (unpleasantly) surprised.",odjebibre,MapPorn,2016-09,"No, what happened to Greece was not very common, it was the first time that states actually legitimized ethnic cleansing and only came as a result of defeat.",0,0.9837772846221924,TODO 3
-463,1,"Finally, some good AI!",DarkStarFTW,ClashOfClans,2016-11,Valk knows the trap is there,1,0.8160016536712646,TODO 1
-464,0,C,Radeghost,skyrim,2016-11,I have the same laptop. Is it installed on the C drive or D drive?,0,0.9715285897254944,TODO 0
-465,0,It works exactly the same as every other Brann interaction,breezehome,hearthstone,2016-12,"PSA Inkmaster Solia does not work with Brann I didn't really expect it, but come on is that too much to ask? It's a fun idea, but no, you only get 1 free spell.",0,0.6472558975219727,TODO 1
-466,0,"Pioli, Casserio, too (if we include personnel people)",ElliotRosewater1,nfl,2016-12,"Except the people who hired Saban, Ferentz, Crennel, Weis, McDaniels, O'Brien, Mangini...",0,0.7723632454872131,TODO 2
-467,0,I still have a grudge against this band because I miss Vasaeleth.,CCCXXXIII,TapeKvlt,2016-11,"Khemmis - Hunted, metallic gold and blue-gray tint cassette out today",0,0.8100157976150513,TODO 0
-468,0,Mmm I'd like that a lot but I feel like he's looking for an HC position,leadCactus,CFB,2016-11,Charlie for DC,0,0.9432483911514282,TODO 4
-469,0,"Good, cuz i am probably getting marchisio then :)",Fifa16Bae,FIFA,2016-11,"I'm not sold on him yet, only played about 10 games with him and he's not done much! Had Marchiso before him and he was the same!",1,0.7413929104804993,TODO 1
-470,0,Something that you're annoyed by,Gintarazimu,iamverysmart,2016-09,Whats pet peeve,0,0.8644675612449646,TODO 0
-471,0,Powdered gold and lacquer I think.,7YearsInUndergrad,GetMotivated,2016-11,They use molten gold to repair their bowls? Does every Japanese home have a burning forge? (But seriously how?),0,0.9787484407424927,TODO 2
-472,0,"That makes sense, i guess people who own that card would need to reduce some game settings to lower VRAM usage just enough so it doesn't go above 3.5gb.",Kiwi-B3ar,Amd,2016-11,"It's only one game, but it looks like this game doesn't handle it's vram well. The gtx 970 is a card that can't handle vram mismanagement, since it only has 3.5gb of gddr5, and the last .5gb is very slow. When the last .5gb needs to pull it's weight, it fails every single time.",0,0.9494128227233887,TODO 0
-473,0,"I'd recommend the HP Omen, preferably.",Drj10156,gaming,2016-12,Is this a good gaming laptop.,0,0.8620471358299255,TODO 0
-474,0,"I assume you've seen the Hawks play lately, are you sure that's a smart bet to take?",proace360,nfl,2016-12,So...if the hawks score more points than the rams in week 13 (December 6-12) I win? I'll take that bet!,1,0.6078396439552307,TODO 1
-475,0,"Shhhh, let them jerk.",Snowhead23,heroesofthestorm,2016-09,I've never seen a single person complain about who got MVP...,0,0.7324298024177551,TODO 0
-476,0,The speed at which I'm driving is BARELY LEGAL.,NakedPeachMangosteen,AskReddit,2016-09,How can you make something lame sound bad ass?,0,0.7888424396514893,TODO 2
-477,1,So what kind of draft picks are you guys expecting to trade him for?,DicNavis,hockey,2016-11,"Tuukka is out on his angle taking away the shot, Stamkos sends a beautiful pass over to Kucherov with an empty net, and Brandon Carlo drops down and blocks the shot with his chin. No problem. This kid is going to be an absolute stud.",1,0.5983144640922546,TODO 4
-478,0,Gz on arang!,futoohell,summonerswar,2016-11,I can't believe this happened...literally,0,0.950508713722229,TODO 0
-479,0,"Hey its me, your clone",Elturiel,AskReddit,2016-10,That I say horrible shit when I'm angry.,1,0.5963017344474792,TODO 0
-480,0,"It's gonna be him, Booker, Giannis and idk if Wiggins would bexpect considered a SG",mambabite24,lakers,2016-10,"Judging by recent draft classes, he could be the best guard in the nba for a while.",0,0.8871718049049377,TODO 0
-481,0,No she just got word that she wasn't going to get the VA job.,FirstTimeWang,politics,2016-12,and from her..... did we enter opposite world?,1,0.5635971426963806,TODO 1
-482,0,We are being completely serious,beachyboy50,dbz,2016-10,"People aren't being serious when they say that Black is Goten. It was a theory that sprang up near the start of the current arc, but was proven to not be the case soon after.",1,0.9294518828392029,TODO 0
-483,0,Bills D,catcherben27,fantasyfootball,2016-10,10 team standard. Bills D vs. NE Dallas D vs. Phil Raiders D vs. TB?,0,0.8375563621520996,TODO 0
-484,0,"With antibirth, I bet sales are going way down(:",zombieking26,bindingofisaac,2016-12,"A question about AB+ Will the $6.66 sale be on steam or on another platform? And it will be for everyone buying it since you need the game to play it, right?",1,0.9308187961578369,TODO 3
-485,0,Pretty much like a murderer takes advantage of a county not having a coroner.,mindlessrabble,politics,2016-09,Doesn't Trump claim himself that his used the system to his advantage?,0,0.8947596549987793,TODO 0
-486,0,I'm going to leave it up to her but I will pass on the suggestion.,Kahnspiracy,apple,2016-11,Consider springing for $12 yearly so she will have a backup always.,0,0.9728973507881165,TODO 0
-487,0,Thank you!,CptnSanFransisko,ApplyingToCollege,2016-11,BTW I love your username.,0,0.9691050052642822,TODO 0
-488,1,Bro aids doesn't exist that was just poor defense,Jaihoag,FIFA,2016-11,I never get people who celebrate like that after such a aids goal,1,0.9872887134552002,TODO 1
-489,0,It bothers me that you're not answering the question.,homemade_haircuts,Shitty_Car_Mods,2016-12,...Could we share a rowboat? Could... could a rowboat support her?,0,0.9448887705802917,TODO 3
-490,0,ONE-SHOT!,InsertCoinForCredit,movies,2016-12,Needs more spin-off! Happy and Luis Day Off,0,0.6857991814613342,TODO 0
-491,0,Write them a letter expressing your hatred of good surprises.,RolfIsSonOfShepnard,guns,2016-12,"I like my ammo a *specific way*. You knew I wanted reloads, yet you specifically went out of your way to give me more than what I wanted. Needless to say, you have just lost yourself a customer.",1,0.6751787662506104,TODO 1
-492,0,Convince your friends too please.,MatchedFilter,politics,2016-11,"I don't live in CA, but **I'll vote for them to leave.**",0,0.9019542336463928,TODO 4
-493,0,It's just Hugh Janus,earldbjr,politics,2016-10,oh well then i wont click on it,1,0.7544077038764954,TODO 0
-494,0,How do you learn to hold a lead when you jump down their throat in the first 5 games of a rebuilding season?,SeedFreedom,leafs,2016-10,I think when you've got 3rd period leads in 5 straight games but only manage to win 1 should be enough for you to understand the anger. Nobody is expecting the Cup (or even playoffs really) but I think there's a reasonable expectation that this team learns how to hold a lead. Especially when they've had their fair share of lessons in the early going.,0,0.660152792930603,TODO 0
-495,0,"The biggest practical safety issue is that if you try to break at high speeds the wheel stops spinning, and the whole vehicle spins instead like a barrel rolling down hill.",just_comments,gifs,2016-09,Why didn't these become a thing?!,0,0.9091450572013855,TODO 2
-496,0,he's such a hypocridiot,hum2,BigBrother,2016-11,"Just when I was starting to enjoy Jason in this convo, he admits to not being registered to vote and likely wouldn't have voted anyways",1,0.9548819065093994,TODO 0
-497,0,Chronos is not sending us their best people!,anonymousbach,news,2016-11,Deport all illegal criminal Klingons!,0,0.6049046516418457,TODO 1
-498,0,Lol go to any college and their Computer Science department probably requires Macs because they're so prevalent for developers,salartarium,technology,2016-11,Yes it is. The average apple users are the ones that would fuck up a Windows install in 10 mins or less. Most Macs are used by artists or idiots and not much between. Not many people that know what they are doing will pay more for inferior hardware that does less.,0,0.7389301657676697,TODO 3
-499,0,I feel like you're the only person who's a bigger Dirk fan than me haha Maybe,Joonypoo,nba,2016-12,Pretty sure Melo and Kobe took WAY more attempts too.,0,0.9583640098571777,TODO 4
-500,0,"Yeah, the PS4 Pro just upscales.",MinimalFractal729,pcmasterrace,2016-11,"My r7 260x got 1-5 fps at 4k. Pretty sure that rivals the ps4, or does the pro actually upscale games to 4k now? I've stopped paying attention.",1,0.829315721988678,TODO 0
-501,0,hezbollah bombed a nightclub in Argentina.,chinawhitesyndrome,syriancivilwar,2016-11,Shiites have never commited a terrorist attack against western civilians. People who hate Iran out here are delisional,0,0.6427868604660034,TODO 0
-502,0,Most likely especially with the 6th man awards,NitroXYZ,nba,2016-12,Jamal Crawford future hall of famer?,0,0.8723406195640564,TODO 2
-503,0,"I think you misunderstood me aswell lol, We didn't even get a key for it.",VingBinds,humblebundles,2016-10,"oh sorry, you missunderstood me, i was asking if you trade YOUR copy of HM2 for something i have since you can't redeem it on your AU account :)",0,0.9652087688446045,TODO 3
-504,0,the san dimas high school football club,a_hot_leaf_juice,nfl,2016-12,Who is going to win the Super Bowl?,0,0.7238475680351257,TODO 1
-505,0,You must be new here,constricti0n,politics,2016-10,I like that all the berniebros wanted this same thing 6 months ago but now act like its the worst thing on earth. Anything to get a free handout from the government I guess.,1,0.6215466856956482,TODO 4
-506,0,You try to commit fraud by being nice?,Burnaby,talesfromtechsupport,2016-12,Yep. I try and do it by being NICE lol,1,0.654766321182251,TODO 3
-507,0,Just look at how they are going and have gone after Bill.,PaulGeorgeDaRealMVP,politics,2016-10,It depends on the source of the sexism. They would tear Obama apart if he even hinted at something similar to what Trump has said and done.,1,0.6647711396217346,TODO 4
-508,0,"Siri / Ok Google They never work for me and I end up talking like a racist old person talking to someone who looks slightly ethnic ""o...k. goooooogleeeee"" ""Seeeeaaaaaarrrrrchhhh boooooobs""",AgentEl3phant,Android,2016-09,"What Feature of Your Phone Were You Hyped About, But Never Used?",0,0.7180250883102417,TODO 1
-509,0,found a brother!,SjettepetJR,pcmasterrace,2016-09,well spotted :) dt990 edition,0,0.7121222019195557,TODO 3
-510,0,I'm less convinced that people voted **for trump** than I am that they voted **against** Clinton.,electricalnoise,todayilearned,2016-11,A lot of people voted for Trump. It doesn't take much of a lie to get a lot of people to believe it.,0,0.982166588306427,TODO 3
-511,0,Lol I should Post this on earthporn,hyp1r,pcmasterrace,2016-11,Stunning CryEngine scene!,0,0.8723559379577637,TODO 0
-512,0,~~White privilege~~ *Russian Privilege*,Nazbol_Pride,shittankiessay,2016-11,"""Indigenous people weren't really persecuted in the Soviet Union""",1,0.7039793133735657,TODO 0
-513,0,It's not a slur since Tankieism isn't a recognized mental disorder.,Nazbol_Pride,shittankiessay,2016-10,"I mean it is a slur in a sense, but that doesn't really change the fact that the majority of ideas tankies hold are absolute trash. It's like they think if they point out that tankie is a ""slur"" that absolves them of all criticism.",1,0.6643018126487732,TODO 2
-514,0,As someone who's soon gonna be in the same spot as him i'm happy for that guy for real,smelldemon,gifs,2016-12,High school senior gets accepted to his dream college,0,0.9719570875167847,TODO 0
-515,0,"I can trade now if its better for you, let me know.",chrisychris-,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-09,"Ok msg me, will still be trying to acquire the dom snakeskin until then. If I still have the crates will do the deal but can't hold the items, sry",0,0.9815089106559753,TODO 3
-516,0,yee yee,Strephyl,MildRedditDrama,2016-12,Can someone explain to me why this racist meme is racist?,0,0.9613564610481262,TODO 0
-517,0,The baby dies.,niceandy,doctorwho,2016-11,"What happens if a pregnant female Timelord regenerates into a man? If Timelords can regenerate between genders, what happens if a pregnant female Timelord regenerates into a man? Or just regenerates at all... would embryo survive regeneration? Would regeneration cause appearance of an additional mini-me Timelord?",0,0.6215192675590515,TODO 2
-518,0,"Yes but Inter is well, trying to beat Hamburg to reset the clock.",Krillin113,soccer,2016-11,Yes. No one was expecting such a bounce back under Montella. The team is practically the same as last few years.,0,0.7572832703590393,TODO 0
-519,0,And the Lincoln killer!,EU4IsIlluminati,AskReddit,2016-11,And the JFK killer!,0,0.630512535572052,TODO 0
-520,0,Her father would be proud...,linuxhanja,worldnews,2016-10,Mass protest in Seoul against South Korean President,1,0.6534113883972168,TODO 1
-521,1,PBS: Completely unbiased!,BuSpocky,pics,2016-11,And yet I wonder why people aren't flocking to watch PBS's Newshour.,1,0.9870142936706543,TODO 0
-522,0,"Look at 12 second, he moves his headset from forehead to ear.",KKUn1,GlobalOffensive,2016-11,what?,0,0.8888170123100281,TODO 1
-523,1,I'm just going to blame all the godless yankees we started drawing in from Jersey.,Hobartacus,CFB,2016-11,"Unfortunately, being a top ranked team comes with ""fans"" who act without thinking.",1,0.9833500385284424,TODO 0
-524,0,Hawkes Bay,SuperFreakonomics,PictureGame,2016-11,"i want the name of this particular location, please.",0,0.6052178740501404,TODO 0
-525,0,?,lucasfortner,starcitizen,2016-12,You need to stop.,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-526,0,Edgy kids,Asum-sum,h3h3productions,2016-09,"Kids who love his ""savage"" roasting.",0,0.7699359059333801,TODO 1
-527,0,This is why you move the cows out and use a bobcat (other skidsteer loaders are available) to muck out!,C_M_O_TDibbler,funny,2016-10,"I was helping muck out a barn when I was six, and two cows decided they'd lay against each other as I was trying to get the mess between them. I panicked and dropped to the ground, but for those two seconds I was squished, it was terrifying. Cousin came running over to see what I was hollering about and the dang cows were oblivious.",1,0.755143404006958,TODO 1
-528,0,Enfant circumcision,mightyqueef,AskReddit,2016-09,What's something everyone just accepts as normal that's actually completely fucked up when you think about it?,1,0.6078774929046631,TODO 0
-529,0,Born Again Virgin,ericarlen,MST3K,2016-11,"The ""Pod People"" quote thread Lets do some quoting! We can do stupid things!",0,0.5400473475456238,TODO 0
-530,0,I thought BF1 DX12 ran better on AMD :/ I don't have it,-Rivox-,Amd,2016-12,"DX12 is poor in BF1 regardless of Nvidia or AMD however. As you said, it should be seperate DX11 and DX12 for both.",0,0.9462710618972778,TODO 4
-531,0,Legend,IamFinnished,soccer,2016-10,I heard and I'm the captain now. Or co-captain. Added support for navixsport!,0,0.8150495886802673,TODO 0
-532,0,Dolphins and Bills.,faceisamapoftheworld,nfl,2016-10,"cardinals, niners, jets (lol), pats, skins and bills off the top of my head",0,0.7986651062965393,TODO 0
-533,1,That's not suspicious at all,TheSkinless,The_Donald,2016-11,Spaghetti alla Puttanesca - (spaghetti in the style of a prostitute),1,0.9870758652687073,TODO 0
-534,0,"It's pronounced Zebrah, British people have weird accents man.",Denis1474,OSRS_Fin_and_Jake,2016-11,"Denis, what's Zeah?",1,0.8720559477806091,TODO 2
-535,0,"Same here, its broke..... ps4",HydroBreed,Infinitewarfare,2016-11,I'm still not getting any double xp,0,0.8609352707862854,TODO 0
-536,0,We'll find out in the next weeks/months.,bagelpizzaparty,NHLHUT,2016-09,"Hero collectible cards Maybe I missed it, but what are they for?",0,0.647796094417572,TODO 0
-537,1,"actually folded my laundry right after taking it out of the dryer the other day, I'm adulting so hard right now",wargamer620,AskReddit,2016-10,"Also, you should disregard any comment on Reddit that uses the word ""adulting"" or ""adult"" as verb.",1,0.8243398666381836,TODO 2
-538,0,u want cok bb?,Freepz,gifs,2016-12,Coffee's a helluva drug!,0,0.7254229784011841,TODO 0
-539,0,it could compare the differences then upload the changed portions.,BirdsNoSkill,PS4,2016-12,"I always wondered why games take forever to download (even when its not a holiday), yet, downloading and uploading to cloud storage is damn near instant. I noticed this because I have been playing Final Fantasy 15 and the game save files are near 700MB but when I upload or download them it takes average 3-5 seconds.",0,0.9746529459953308,TODO 2
-540,0,Retired truck driver.,colucci,Roadcam,2016-12,Masshole,0,0.8670420050621033,TODO 0
-541,0,You're welcome.,Namacyst,EliteDangerous,2016-11,"Got 14 Modular Terminals, thank you so much. :)",0,0.9426908493041992,TODO 0
-542,0,It's spelt thread old man,Mariofrp,Gunners,2016-11,"Give it a rest, Ali. Your thead is wank.",1,0.8160279989242554,TODO 1
-543,0,I'm not sure how this is related at all?,Livingitright,funny,2016-11,The Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series,0,0.8106170892715454,TODO 1
-544,0,"You don't want to be munching on it like candy or taking it while your still tweaked the fuck out, but it works fine for coming down from time to time.",xeyve,Stims,2016-10,"Really? Damn, everyone's been telling me to stay away from benadryl because its a vasoconstrictor. Have you ever experienced any issues from it?",0,0.9816276431083679,TODO 0
-545,0,I want to get it out there for the public it will just take a while probably,NaggingNavigator,that_Poppy,2016-10,"Oh that's fine, I don't want to demand anything of you",0,0.9736644625663757,TODO 2
-546,1,I did the same in Mafia 3 before realizing that wasn't a feature.,Psyko007,titanfall,2016-11,titanfall messes me up in all games period the other day i tried to wall run on minecraft,0,0.9302127957344055,TODO 1
-547,0,Same here,jayt_cfc,chelseafc,2016-12,He's a quality player in my eyes.,0,0.9779690504074097,TODO 0
-548,1,"that's now 17 of his 102 goals for Lyon on penalty kicks, Pencazette indeed",tnarref,soccer,2016-11,Pencazette,1,0.8029921650886536,TODO 2
-549,1,"Well yeah, but mainly the ref's a bloody cheat too",FKJVMMP,rugbyunion,2016-11,Are they also suffering from food poisoning?,0,0.5389156341552734,TODO 0
-550,0,"So, just out of curiosity, when was it as great as should be ""again""?",rk119,politics,2016-09,"Exactly, let's make this place great again.",0,0.9788965582847595,TODO 2
-551,0,Next he's going to say Obama accused him being a secret Muslim that was born in Kenya.,rk119,politics,2016-10,Trump says Clinton crowded him on debate stage,1,0.8429464101791382,TODO 4
-552,1,"maloneys overrated, he didnt do anything at all this year and got carried by his team",Geddpeart,nrl,2016-11,Why did Morgan start over Maloney?,1,0.9862900376319885,TODO 4
-553,0,Warriors being 25th in 3P%.,parkertokounmpo,nba,2016-11,"What's the most shocking thing so far about the 2016-2017 NBA season? For me, it's D-wade's shooting and the Bulls overall, I didn't think they would start off well at all in general, let alone see Wade shooting threes.",0,0.7707431316375732,TODO 0
-554,0,thatsthejoke.jpg,murlockerLOL,hearthstone,2016-09,What's the joke?,0,0.9753393530845642,TODO 0
-555,0,Or so he said,getzdegreez,JonBenet,2016-09,The garrote was so tight John couldn't even see it. There is no way she was alive for an extended period of time.,0,0.8204027414321899,TODO 0
-556,0,Munchkins!,Miora,AskReddit,2016-09,"What is the best household game, (that doesn't involve/very mininal screens) that teenagers can play?",0,0.9455726146697998,TODO 0
-557,0,"I've wanted to know this as well, thanks for bringing it up",Lily_The_Random,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-12,"Merch-related question to those who own the Funtime Foxy and Nightmare Bonnie/Foxy figures Does the figure have a tail? If so, does it move? Also, for N. Bonnie and Foxy, it kinda looks like they have a waist swivel. Do they, or do they not? It's meaningless in the longrun, yeah, but morbid curiosity is killing me.",0,0.9622009992599487,TODO 0
-558,0,"If it makes Mike Fahey feel any better, if I see him laying injured on the side of the road, I promise to not go and check his pulse.",GaryTheBum,KotakuInAction,2016-11,"Erik Kain - ""Why Kotaku Is Wrong About 'Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare's 'Dumbest Moment'"" (Kotaku's Mike Fahey complains about something he didn't like while making factual error?)",0,0.6804172396659851,TODO 4
-559,0,"USA - Trumpets We rbink we are best and amazing, liking to show off in places we don't belong.",DoctorNinja8888,AskReddit,2016-12,What musical instrument best represents your country?,1,0.5225474238395691,TODO 4
-560,0,Razorback stadium,Tony49UK,ProtectAndServe,2016-11,Which stadium?,0,0.5110249519348145,TODO 0
-561,0,I've seen plenty from both sides of the argument.,joylesskraut,todayilearned,2016-11,"Mostly, that it can work.",0,0.9319996237754822,TODO 2
-562,1,They inject three proteins,WWalker17,powerlifting,2016-11,Can someone explain how untested elite lifters get stronger? It's like we see them add crazy weights to their numbers every few weeks. But what happens in between exactly?,1,0.5033406019210815,TODO 0
-563,0,That would be hilarious,Standard_Wooden_Door,ravens,2016-12,3li Manning.,0,0.9417809844017029,TODO 0
-564,0,"Tony Robbins, i hear he has a trick that makes women 'want' you.",DrSwarchtz,AskReddit,2016-09,"If you had to spend 24 hours in a locked, empty room with a celebrity- and nothing sexual can take place, only conversation- who would you pick to be with?",1,0.58381187915802,TODO 4
-565,0,"Gee, Klinger, it's rather odd seeing you wearing fatigues rather than your usual heels and pearls.",for2fly,OldSchoolCool,2016-09,I was the CO's jeep driver. We had just traded in our company's jeep for the brand new Humvees. I thought I was so cool. The year was 1987.,1,0.8595126271247864,TODO 0
-566,0,right here ----E,fenonce,technology,2016-11,Where's my pitchfork,0,0.9225032329559326,TODO 2
-567,0,Being gay really ruins a lot of anime for me.,evilbatman,anime,2016-11,Anime related confessions thread I'm sure we all have something amusing that we want to admit about Anime or discussing anime,1,0.755171000957489,TODO 4
-568,0,"Mafia has been my favourite franchise for most of my life, along with Rainbow Six and they pull this shit Brilliant, 2K",wakingdemons,pcmasterrace,2016-10,They can kiss their asses goodbye then. What a fucking joke.,0,0.6830069422721863,TODO 1
-569,0,"I thought the running theory was that Toby confessed to the convicted person (because he felt guilty, since he was on jury duty).",NegaDuke,DunderMifflin,2016-11,Didn't Toby visit the strangler in prison. Or was it decided that that guy was probably innocent and strangled Toby because of how annoying he was.,0,0.7228461503982544,TODO 1
-570,0,Creative juices flowing,black_brotha,videos,2016-12,Guy Plays Miles Davis and LCD Soundsystem Songs Over top Each other On Youtube Creating A Hidden Masterpiece,0,0.8949516415596008,TODO 0
-571,0,Pennies and the woods.,OhioMegi,AskReddit,2016-11,What scent reminds you of your childhood?,0,0.8849583864212036,TODO 0
-572,0,The real answer here is Todd Frazier,HelloNeumann29,CHICubs,2016-09,Who's the better Cub's 3rd baseman? Ron Santo or Kris Bryant?,1,0.8376025557518005,TODO 3
-573,0,I can do this.,scgt86,beertrade,2016-11,"FT: Meh-he-coco ISO: Space Trace Also looking for more bottle logic bottles. Can expand with cycle, surly, three floyds.",0,0.746351957321167,TODO 0
-574,0,F,Kajensangel72,The_Donald,2016-12,"This week in Toledo we lost one of our own, don't let him be lost to history. This past week Logan Green of Toledo was killed and left in his car for 3 days. He was a Trump supporter, he was everything college students should be, he worked 40 hours a week to pay for it himeself. Take some time think about him and his family.",0,0.9804131388664246,TODO 0
-575,0,THIS IS THE BEST SATURDAY OF MY LIFE,ObliviousLAX,canes,2016-11,UPSLAVINS FOR THE WIN!!!!,0,0.9464966654777527,TODO 1
-576,1,"*He looks around for Jennifer* OOC: Dunno what you're talking about, it was that other guy in the thread.",Manperor,WarHammer40kRP,2016-11,"He nods, and steps aside,his helmet tracking him all the while. OOC: says the guy who surgically unbirthed a baby, lol",1,0.888950765132904,TODO 4
-577,0,"One of the first things he did was call Nancy Pelosi to discuss working on an infrastructure bill, but apparently it's the end of the world as we know it.",novacham,politics,2016-11,"Trump said he was willing to negotiate on Obamacare. He's already demonstrating how he's going to work worth the left. It's been 4 days, holy fuck.",1,0.9073208570480347,TODO 1
-578,0,Not me but someone smuggled in a birthday cake during my shift.,thebearsandthebees,AskReddit,2016-12,What all have you smuggled inside the cinema hall?,0,0.9523139595985413,TODO 0
-579,0,An amazing experience that has inspired me to re enter the world of Lego,thebearsandthebees,lego,2016-12,What would you call it?,0,0.8811843395233154,TODO 0
-580,0,"""Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!""",napalm_anal_emission,ImGoingToHellForThis,2016-11,"""Negative, it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface.""",0,0.8990602493286133,TODO 1
-581,1,Because the elections are rigged,UncleDan2017,politics,2016-11,He has no path to 270,1,0.9870389103889465,TODO 0
-582,0,What a sociopath,Bed_Post_Detective,worldnews,2016-11,Kim Jong Un Orders Military To Kill South Korean Leaders,1,0.7765889167785645,TODO 0
-583,0,John Miller...,aniseikonia,politics,2016-12,"Wait, Miller was a real person? I thought that was Trump's persona when he calls People Magazine to brag about how many celebrities supposedly want to fuck him.",0,0.5981453061103821,TODO 0
-584,0,Man I wonder when Allo is coming out,kol13190,androidapps,2016-09,What is considered the best IM app?,1,0.9262892603874207,TODO 2
-585,0,"I'm not entirely sure I understood a word of that, but whatever bloats your goat :)",TheHeartlessCookie,AskReddit,2016-11,"Because all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.",0,0.9522990584373474,TODO 1
-586,0,I honestly don't even think the guy that did it could answer that question.,Matt1243,AskReddit,2016-11,WHY.,0,0.9688869714736938,TODO 4
-587,0,I'm a touch darker than you (I'm generally about an NC35-40) and my favorite contour products are Kevyn Aucoin's sculpting powder (I have both Light and Medium and both work great) and Burberry Light Glow blush in Earthy Blush.,sarcastinatrix,MakeupAddiction,2016-11,Any recommendations for contour products for NC35? I would like to mention that I do not wear foundation. Thanks!,0,0.9834890365600586,TODO 2
-588,1,Stop posting new games to gaming im tired of said new game x. Bring back the shit posts.,Strawberry644,gaming,2016-11,"STOP POSTING SKYRIM Seriously, the game came out 5 or so yrs ago, and everything that could have been posted was posted back then. I know it has a remaster, but its still the same FUCKING game, especially if you have it on PC, or probably 10 times better on that. Just stop.",1,0.8779842257499695,TODO 0
-589,0,Also Brian Sipe!,CleansingFlame,AskReddit,2016-09,Bernie Kosar,0,0.8110719323158264,TODO 0
-590,1,You dropped this:,zohan360,australia,2016-11,Climate Disaster? Do people still believe in man made Climate Change?,1,0.989535927772522,TODO 0
-591,0,"I was wondering that, too!",TbonerT,foshelter,2016-12,Just got Dogmeat...what does he do? It says 3x Objective Completion. What exactly does that mean?,0,0.9483708143234253,TODO 0
-592,0,"And another one down, and another one down",HazzaHazzaHazza,Overwatch,2016-10,"From all the times he bit the dust, of course",0,0.9329141974449158,TODO 0
-593,0,"Yeah, I was going for understatement.",jaycatt7,gaymers,2016-11,Anatomically *impossible* was the conclusion.,0,0.8493103981018066,TODO 0
-594,0,ITT why I live in ER,pwilks52,Rochester,2016-11,Rochester Area Home Sales: 11/5/2016 (D&C),0,0.7449542284011841,TODO 0
-595,0,So why is there placement matches for players who played previous seasons?,BAAM19,Overwatch,2016-12,Not broken; that's literally what they were intended to do (for play and below).,0,0.7886839509010315,TODO 4
-596,0,"Sorry, I thought you were hinting that this is something they would actually try.",unklestinky,politics,2016-11,"It was started with the concept ""Trump could be universally popular like FDR if he never does anything unpopular ever"". Of course it is silly. My entire point is if he wants to go through with his or Pence's unpopular ideas *he can*. This isn't a call to action saying he will. We don't need intent from Trumo to prove he can do unpopular things.",0,0.5319518446922302,TODO 0
-597,0,"Was this ""clinic"" located in the back of a truck?",moowser190,shanghai,2016-10,"I know it wasn't real because it doesn't work and it does not look like a Xanax. It comes in little round pills, real,Xanax comes in bars or pills that split apart. Also, they only charged me 13 rmb, which is,ridiculously low.",0,0.6312881708145142,TODO 0
-598,0,"Im calling it, ash is going to go see oak's cousin for the starters instead of kukui.",cyradius,pokemon,2016-09,"With all of this overwhelming information revealed for SM's plot, how do you think the anime will handle it? With the possibility of fusion/mutation (UB-01 and Lillie), the possible family connection between Skull's Gladion, Aether's Lusamine, and Lillie, Ultra Beasts in general, Arceus' theorized rival Type Null, how do you think the anime will handle it all? Will they perfectly mirror the in-game plot or will the only antagonist be team skull and Ash beats them GG ez and dicks around Alola for 130 episodes? XYZ has been damn good and they're handling Team Flare well, the threat is very real and immediate. We can only hope they keep up the well done writing in SM.",0,0.853595495223999,TODO 0
-599,0,"Mead from Hell, from Alestorm :)",Naerlyn,leagueoflegends,2016-09,song name?,0,0.9030855298042297,TODO 0
-600,0,well you can see its a flag.,mormotomyia,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,That's not even a real flag.,1,0.9235467910766602,TODO 0
-601,0,The best part is that this discussion was on this sub...,X_BlueJay_X,iamverysmart,2016-12,I don't really know how to title this...,0,0.9037248492240906,TODO 1
-602,0,He gives it too.,Whynotyou69,Unexpected,2016-11,This guy gets it.,0,0.7592526078224182,TODO 0
-603,0,CHYNA CAN BEND THE KNEE!,fwipfwip,The_Donald,2016-12,###FUCK CHINA WE MAKE THE RULES NOW,0,0.7056667804718018,TODO 0
-604,0,"Your point is true, but given the publicity she's garnered for left ideas and to rehabilitate the word ""socialism"", she's still a *huge* net plus.",PathologyIncomplete,socialism,2016-11,"A liberal reformist ""socialist"" on why she is voting for a liberal party. Okay.",0,0.9831669926643372,TODO 3
-605,0,umm i sent you a pm but you haven't replied to it yet?,Thedragonlord123,SmiteTrades,2016-11,pm me,0,0.9337801337242126,TODO 0
-606,0,"I looked and you are right, he spends about half the year here, as an accountant in DC.",jomamagain,The_Donald,2016-10,He's lived in the US long enough to become a citizen.,0,0.962546706199646,TODO 4
-607,1,You must be a great developer of USB devices if you don't get what apple is forcing with this release.,lamfabulous,apple,2016-11,"This mbp has been turned into an entertainment machine for people who don't game. Fanboys with disposable income love it. Professionals who need a performance macos machine are rightly pissed. I'm one of them, at least this let me unstick my head from the sand and notice that ""gaming"" laptops are starting to look professional and contain better parts for **HALF** of the cost. I'm literally a usb device developer and not only do I not own a single usb-c thing, I have not had anyone come to me yet to ask for something with usb-c. I've looked at it as far as professional development but have not touched it yet as a usb developer or as a consumer. Who is it that needs a netbook with all its io resources devoted to usb-c? This is one of the most ridiculous apple releases ever. They should have held this release back, release it sometime next year with kabylake AND CALL IT A ""MACBOOK"" because we are getting the impression that apple has left the performance computer market if this is the most pro machine they can come up with.",1,0.8805338144302368,TODO 2
-608,0,Yup,FRedington,sjwhate,2016-12,The right for women to vote?,0,0.9515025019645691,TODO 0
-609,0,Try r/techsupport,80211n,computertechs,2016-09,Help Please regarding install of Gigabyte 1080 Xtreme Gaming Premium Gfx Card Pack,0,0.8327952027320862,TODO 0
-610,0,"Yeah, see top comment, should be on Facebook in an album.",benzedrine,hearthstone,2016-11,What I mean is after every reveal they should still put them on the website after a while,1,0.9324067234992981,TODO 3
-611,0,You have to use a credit card (only) with this particular offer?,TheDrumpfMaker,SwagBucks,2016-09,"Does not work with prepaid cards, by the way.",0,0.834234356880188,TODO 4
-612,0,"Really, anything that has Seasonic parts in it will be good.",Azure_Flare,pcmasterrace,2016-10,And don't cheap out.. or you will end up without your CPU and GPU. I recommend EVGA G2 or GS.,0,0.9194475412368774,TODO 1
-613,1,Stable - always stable,ItchyDog64,thedivision,2016-11,"Daily AlphaBridge SMG ""what to roll"" thread #31562 - MP5 - Brutal, Responsive (rolled), Fierce (free). - MP7 - Self-Preserved, Capable, Competent (free). Do I re-roll Self-Preserved or Capable? Inclined to keep Capable. Please advise. Do I roll for Unforgiving or Deadly? Initially inclined towards having Unforgiving. Please advise. Thank you!",1,0.6069719195365906,TODO 0
-614,0,I have that fake grass :D,Jelle_Dekkers,minimalism,2016-11,A failed tribute to minimalism in design. Hope to spark a discussion on industrial design.,0,0.9520718455314636,TODO 2
-615,0,In the Saitek software?,dsrtfx_xx,falconbms,2016-09,"It was a bit counter-intuitive. To make the game recognise the throttle under ""Throttle"" axis, you need to have your controller set to the joystick in the setup screen.",0,0.6966062188148499,TODO 0
-616,0,"I'm not saying what MLB does is bad, I think it's good that they ban guys (no matter how great they are) that use PEDs.",iGotUrHost,hockey,2016-09,That is because the MLB was unfairly targeted by fucking congress. Baseball for some reason was a uncorrupted role models sport in old voters eyes. And steroids were what the Nazis and Commies were using.,0,0.9287993907928467,TODO 1
-617,0,Olson.,Singitonetwof,nfl,2016-10,Jacksville Y U BOOOOOO???,0,0.7181288599967957,TODO 0
-618,0,Based Assyrians!,oblivionrecurs,The_Donald,2016-12,"Mr. Trump, please act quickly to help Assyrian Christians on the brink of extinction",0,0.8135150074958801,TODO 3
-619,0,"We've always known that, he's Swedish",Pavrik_Yzerstrom,DetroitRedWings,2016-11,"Anybody else see Zetterberg give Miller a ""good save man"" after the empty netter glove save? Z is a classy guy.",1,0.7988057732582092,TODO 0
-620,0,"Was this a ""gun free zone""?",TheCastro,opencarry,2016-09,Are you cunts going to OC your rifles to lock down a school next? Stunts like these do not help the 2A and in fact can probably push people on the fence over to the anti side. I OC when I can but I don't fucking flaunt it to taunt police into making a scene for video.,1,0.8091112375259399,TODO 4
-621,0,Damn I loved that movie,Tadamo7,gaming,2016-12,Look at this relic that I found,0,0.956061840057373,TODO 1
-622,0,You guys wonder why chivalry's community is dead.,robbielarte,ChivalryGame,2016-11,"go to ur customization.ini file and delete it along with deleteing the local content of the game on steam. this will trick ur game into thinking uve hacked it and give u the option to customize cross team. however, theres one catch: stay small u fucken retard loser ahahahah",1,0.9013276696205139,TODO 0
-623,1,And to think I just saw on the_donald a tweet of a graph that showed Trump winning the Hispanic vote.,aurelorba,politics,2016-11,Latino voting surge rattles Trump campaign,0,0.6370599269866943,TODO 3
-624,0,"I've seen skulldozers appear on Mayhem, but they spawn very rarely.",Sounds_of_the_Future,paydaytheheist,2016-11,"There might well be scripted spawns sometimes, but I can't remember ever seeing a Skulldozer spawn in on Mayhem just at random.",0,0.9755604267120361,TODO 0
-625,0,I didn't know these were particularly uncommon.,mzrdisi,Autos,2016-12,A 2016 CTS-V showed up at work.,0,0.6512234210968018,TODO 0
-626,1,Don't forget she may still be brought up on charges of being a practicing satanic worshiper,DickChangey,WikiLeaks,2016-11,"Technically speaking this only references the handling of classified information investigation, which of all the potential charges she faces is one of the smallest.",1,0.923040509223938,TODO 2
-627,0,I know.,BatHickey,magicTCG,2016-10,Good luck with that.,0,0.8211912512779236,TODO 0
-628,0,The generally higher sex drive does make them do stupid things.,despisedlove2,PurplePillDebate,2016-12,Or maybe they're just desperate? Have you considered that?,0,0.6793853640556335,TODO 4
-629,0,I'm quite sure nothing will come of it honestly.,aspiretobewise,formula1,2016-09,Sergio Perez is under investigation for allegedly not having slowed down sufficiently during qualifying for the Singapore Grand Prix.,0,0.9209392070770264,TODO 1
-630,0,"Scrum: ""Anyway, here's your retro.""",eq2_lessing,AskReddit,2016-12,"What is your hobby/profession's ""Anyway, here's Wonderwall""?",0,0.599220871925354,TODO 0
-631,1,step 5 is my kind of step,Napplee,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-11,How to draw PurpleGuy,0,0.8628861308097839,TODO 4
-632,0,then fuck those people who support Deash,NEeZ44,worldnews,2016-09,There will be no regret for the death of Syrian soldiers from the people of Aleppo.,0,0.6846481561660767,TODO 0
-633,0,Now we are talking about Americans.,brentlikeaboss,nottheonion,2016-10,"Calm down ~~mate~~ dude, it'll be alright, just ~~put the kettle on for a fresh brew~~ crack open a cold one and sit down.",1,0.6255083084106445,TODO 3
-634,0,Reminder that I was supposed to go to fucking bed yesterday is just what I needed,radyjko,masseffect,2016-11,Now it's officially November 7!!!!!,1,0.7601103186607361,TODO 3
-635,0,I don't trust Roger Ver's morals.,turpin23,Bitcoin,2016-11,"Roger Ver finds it ""difficult to support segwit"" because he is ""more concerned about morals of the people who came up it"", than the technology itself.",0,0.6041761636734009,TODO 3
-636,0,"Still us, spiderplugs, still us.",frothface,Showerthoughts,2016-12,"People laughed at me when I said this, they laughed harder when I told them I wear ear plugs to sleep. Who's laughing now huh?? wutt",0,0.9412926435470581,TODO 0
-637,0,It's like an intro to a Call of Duty game.,SteveMI,WTF,2016-11,"Two planes collide mid-air, all 9 skydivers and the 2 pilots survive. 4 camera view",0,0.5099372863769531,TODO 0
-638,0,:'(,bmk2k,houston,2016-09,Final home game of the year. No more Brownie or Tal's Hill either.,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-639,1,at least $90,darkfear95,brandnew,2016-11,How much did you spend in total?,0,0.8459279537200928,TODO 0
-640,0,Isn't posting Joey cheating?,trashforbrains1,CringeAnarchy,2016-10,I'M BAAAAAAAAACK,1,0.6243187785148621,TODO 0
-641,1,"Well, since Tristan Thompson can't vote in the election, at least we know Hillary ""Rodman"" Clinton is an elite ""offensive rebounder"".",aNANOmaus,torontoraptors,2016-11,Chris Rock backing the Raptors,1,0.9082467555999756,TODO 3
-642,0,The craziest thing is even though curry went off it was still a very competitive game,jordank94,nba,2016-11,"After not making a 3pt FG for the first time in 157 games, Steph Curry bounces back by setting the NBA record for three pointers in a game. He just hit his 13th with 2 minutes to go in the 4th, breaking the record of twelve which was shared by Curry himself, Kobe Bryant, and Donyell Marshall after going 0-10 against the Lakers last game.",0,0.9658651351928711,TODO 0
-643,0,It doesn't work anymore because I claimed it lol,dinosaurxress,vita,2016-11,"I tried J a few times and didn't work for me. But good on you, OP, for your generosity.",0,0.958914041519165,TODO 1
-644,0,Hopefully the truth is not too little too late.,nanopicofared,politics,2016-09,A Lie Too Far?,0,0.9161527752876282,TODO 1
-645,0,-isms shield you from that pesky personal responsibility.,bowlineonabight,fatlogic,2016-11,"They really like their ""-isms"". Healthism, ableism, sexism, racism.",1,0.9717734456062317,TODO 0
-646,0,Pretty sure that's a wrestler actually,cmakk1012,AskReddit,2016-12,In America we call that potato salad. Of course there is a bit more to it but mayo and potato's is the gist.,1,0.5361366868019104,TODO 1
-647,0,As unsupported client-side mods sure but not as a proper feature,SamSafari,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,Yeah they were.,0,0.9624502062797546,TODO 1
-648,0,I gave up our intelligence back in November,hillerj,politics,2016-12,Are you fucking kidding me?! Is this a joke?! How can the American people be so ducking stupid?!,0,0.7076043486595154,TODO 0
-649,0,It's an economic bondogle that has made them no Friends much like our wall will be.,_Misanthropy_,worldnews,2016-12,Well Israel's wall works pretty well,0,0.9053575992584229,TODO 2
-650,0,I know what you mean but I actually do travel to places where you either eat meat or you get stuck to really bad vegetables,destructivecreator,AskReddit,2016-10,"I know what you mean. I travel from the living room to the kitchen all the time, and I find it just impossible to be a vegan there.",0,0.983382523059845,TODO 1
-651,1,isn't that for the asians?,contrarianism,The_Donald,2016-11,"This is just wierd,nobody plays ping-ping anymore.",1,0.7511042952537537,TODO 0
-652,0,"Idk rogue just won the last major lan and they ran 2-2-2 heaps, and does anyone really run 3-3 anymore i mainly see 1-3-2 if teams are running 3 tanks",137lyons,Overwatch,2016-11,"I just want to point out, that you are making arguments based on 2-2-2 beeing meta, where this is actually wrong. yes this happends on EU/US in low comp play, but is not the case on KR or high sr games. 3-1-2, 3-3, 1-3-2 the current metas depending on maps, 2-2-2 at some occations happends in pro plays, but thats rather rare. Ask yourself, why is Winston-Zarya-Reinhardt-reaper-ana-lucio the most successfull team?",0,0.9463450908660889,TODO 4
-653,0,The lack of opportunities thanks to the crappy economy and jobmarket doesn't exactly motivate people either.,Blaat1985,TheRedPill,2016-09,"Yes, though that's true now a days young guys 25< buy that they have ""enough time"" and just lazy through their early and mid twenties. One day they wake up a few days of turning 28-30 and they have nothing. Actualy mid and early twenties should be the time to be the most productive, when you have all the energy and time of the world. Once you turn 30 you shouldn't be relying on being a workalcoholic for getting success, but on experience you gained during your 20's.",0,0.9694681167602539,TODO 0
-654,0,"I do it, and i started with 3.14",6000j,Smite,2016-10,"I started playing this game around 3.4, and even I call it beads, aegis and HoG.",0,0.9624642133712769,TODO 0
-655,0,Only in Skyrim.,MR__TORGUE,gaming,2016-11,Ahh skyrim guards..,0,0.5001899600028992,TODO 0
-656,1,But isn't Memorial day about buying furniture and mattresses?,acm2033,atheism,2016-11,I remember checking a few years ago for their Memorial Day programming and they were doing a marathon of Pawn Stars. I didn't think they had a lack of material related to that holiday.,1,0.84007328748703,TODO 2
-657,0,Franz Ferdinand's car happening to pull up across the street from the cafe where Gavrilo Princip was eating.,Noonites,AskReddit,2016-11,What was the worst coincidence in history that had a bad result for someone?,0,0.8604726195335388,TODO 2
-658,0,Well you can't know that either.,Rustythepipe,watchpeopledie,2016-09,"You can say that now, but if you were in the same situation, you wouldn't do shit",1,0.5769492387771606,TODO 0
-659,0,"Today will be so sad, I'm not ready :(",lost_f1_survivor_got,formula1,2016-11,A heartwarming post from JB,0,0.9647702574729919,TODO 2
-660,0,Do u need some food I can give u 2 lobsters,RagerzRangerz,2007scape,2016-10,THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M DYING,1,0.5520687103271484,TODO 3
-661,0,Let them eat cake!,justin_memer,pics,2016-09,"Yeah, when there are mass food shortages don't expect things to stay peaceful for long. Famine is pretty much the number one cause of Revolutions and uprisings.",0,0.6629108786582947,TODO 0
-662,0,"Well it's certainly uncommon, so I'd say it's worthy of a post.",WraithCadmus,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-10,"Remember when this sub was mechanical failures and not ""spotted"" ?",0,0.824353039264679,TODO 0
-663,0,"I pretty much quit trying to be summoned as a darkmoon, yet every time i invade i see ""Darkmoon xXQuickscoperXx summoned through concord"" it pisses me off.",xXHercfanXDXx,opensouls3,2016-12,"Guys, guys, i know how to fix covenants. 60 items turned in + earning items in duels/brawls = special aura for that covenant. bam, done. pay me fromsoft",0,0.9830619096755981,TODO 4
-664,0,can we have power armour instead?,JudasGoat82,The_Donald,2016-11,With those kind of numbers we don't need bots.,1,0.8059021234512329,TODO 3
-665,0,"You can always blame Baker for issues on the T, and with more justification than almost anyone else (see the Weld cabinet if you don't know what I'm talking about).",posixUncompliant,boston,2016-11,When are we allowed to start blaming Baker like we did Patrick for the MBTA mishaps?,0,0.9468669891357422,TODO 2
-666,0,"my best friends and I just agreed to write letters to each other for graduation, and I'm gonna be a fucking mob ball mess of tears :(",ssarahhhh22,indieheads,2016-11,i miss being a student,0,0.9763216972351074,TODO 4
-667,0,Yeah you're right,tjf0222,Showerthoughts,2016-11,"Hey, at least I'm upfront about it. Just because it's anecdotal, doesn't mean it can't be true.",0,0.6233088970184326,TODO 2
-668,0,I don't watch WWE or whatever New Day is.,Austen98,gaming,2016-09,I was turning your attempt to derail New Day references with your Overwatch reference back in to a New Day reference. Keep up.,0,0.8701683282852173,TODO 4
-669,1,He said it.,VNavratil,dayz,2016-11,Why would this be best for the game?,0,0.5374873876571655,TODO 0
-670,0,every character from the oh so memorable Playstation All-Stars,Sanchezq,AskReddit,2016-10,Is there a Sony flagship character?,1,0.9562587738037109,TODO 4
-671,0,The title says sage mode naruto not six path sage mode naruto,WarpzT9,Naruto,2016-11,Naruto can now enter six paths sage mode for as long as he can which is the peak of sage mode. Kabuto doesn't even have perfect sage mode which naruto already had when he fought Pain.,1,0.6934065818786621,TODO 0
-672,0,So which one of these men is correct?,Myrus316,worldnews,2016-11,Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back',1,0.7342415452003479,TODO 2
-673,0,"Generally it feels pretty good, thanks for asking",otter6461a,justneckbeardthings,2016-10,9gagger brings wisdom,0,0.9788957238197327,TODO 1
-674,0,"wow, that looks so amazing",pdxthehunted,vegan,2016-12,Vegan Blueberry Lemon Cheesecake!,1,0.8951283693313599,TODO 0
-675,0,You can tell the qualities a candidate stands for by the qualities of their staunchest supporters.,Karrde2100,politics,2016-11,I despise trump but what some ignorant moron of a supporter does or says doesn't matter. You can easily find ignorant dimwits who support either candidate.,1,0.8274717926979065,TODO 0
-676,0,Crying Child's pet Fredbear head is not a happy camper   Pretty cool tho!,Colatiel,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-09,Drew this while doing homework,0,0.9731427431106567,TODO 2
-677,1,Because it's a spooky bear,xVentriborg1987,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-11,How is this supposed to be FNaF!?!?,0,0.6339791417121887,TODO 0
-678,0,"I have it for PS3, it is a bit of time i don't run it but some months ago TDM was still alive.",Handsome_Claptrap,blackops3,2016-10,I had some really fun times on that game. I regret selling that game,0,0.9839350581169128,TODO 4
-679,0,"Looks to me it is between Mexia and Waco, but then again I also feel like I am taking too much time analysing (pun intended) a man's ass.",schmak01,CFB,2016-12,"The Whataburger stickers are great. I feel they missed a chance on the pants to make Waco or Austin be in the butthole of the pants. If you're going to make a pant-map, that's a prime opportunity missed to dig on your rivals. Instead it's wasted on Corsicana/Athens, which I'm pretty sure is Aggie territory.",0,0.9553027749061584,TODO 4
-680,1,But why wouldn't you want to be on Sprint's network?,Particle_Man_Prime,Android,2016-11,STOP WITH THE CARRIER EXCLUSIVES! YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR OWN DEVICES SALES!,1,0.9377756714820862,TODO 0
-681,1,No cuz my butt hurts and you didn't let me 720 quickscope you and record it liek I did it legit.,darthstone,Cod4Remastered,2016-11,Can we all not leave the game after losing one round of SnD? Don't rage quit. They don't repopulate it and it fucks the rest of us up.,1,0.9810557961463928,TODO 1
-682,0,"The locations are fixed, spawn timings are not.",mcdg2,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"RNG is gone from plants, they are still in the game to make up for smite buffs",0,0.9505748152732849,TODO 0
-683,1,EMP,spitonem,battlefield_one,2016-11,I spawned with no sights..,0,0.7393641471862793,TODO 0
-684,0,I also wouldn't consider her a strategic genius either though.,Iancredible56,BigBrother,2016-10,Nicole won her season and she was in a showmance.,0,0.9610872864723206,TODO 0
-685,0,According to the mod notes...,McBuggered,skyrim,2016-11,Can you actually marry Sofia?,0,0.768989086151123,TODO 0
-686,0,<3,Stink_Reynolds,halo,2016-09,"sorry mate, couldn't resist :)",0,0.9794194102287292,TODO 0
-687,0,Haha sorry that sounded brutally harsh... hope you guys can figure it out soon!,you-asshat,hockey,2016-10,"Oh, i agree completely",0,0.9812808632850647,TODO 4
-688,0,11-1!,undeadastronaut,AskReddit,2016-12,"Conservative. Don't care if people are gay or smoke weed, they should both be legalized",0,0.8786394596099854,TODO 0
-689,0,"**I AM THE ANT, WHO GRABS THE SUN, JUMPING TO VALHALLAAAA**",son_of_noah,natureismetal,2016-12,MEDIOCRE!,0,0.9330846071243286,TODO 0
-690,0,"My theory is that if it smells good it will be less noticeable, so it smelling bad means it's really obvious that it is leaking.",SocialistKerbal,airsoft,2016-11,Which brings up a general first-world problem: why can't they make it smell like something good? Why can't I have vanilla-smelling propane?,0,0.9182022213935852,TODO 2
-691,0,Miss Doctor can fix me anytime!,i_am_banana_man,marvelstudios,2016-10,Call her Doctor.,0,0.6965369582176208,TODO 0
-692,0,This is a problem I like to have.,BusShelter16,hockey,2016-11,"Hard to say to be honest. Galchenyuk has a more rounded offensive game, but Radulov is better in his own end. They're pretty close.",0,0.960534393787384,TODO 0
-693,0,Yes that's why you got downovoted not because you wrote **I know why these movies started getting bad** like it was a confirmed fact,Assassin1and2,marvelstudios,2016-09,Haha this is killing my karma - that's what I get for trying to have a discussion with a bunch of fanboys.,1,0.8672465682029724,TODO 1
-694,0,"It's likely not wise to publish it, but I see no reason why someone shouldn't be able to record a video or take a video of their own - and only their own - voting process.",HoldTheButterPlease,The_Donald,2016-10,"MEDIA MOUTHBREATHERS AT IT AGAIN: Get a hollywood shill to help you begin pushing the narrative that taking pictures while voting is illegal. IF YOUR BALLOT IS CHANGED TAKE A PICTURE, YOU WILL NOT BE PUNISHED FOR RECORDING AND REPORTING VOTE TAMPERING",0,0.9824985265731812,TODO 3
-695,0,"idk, today's rain was pretty bad :/",Nexavus,sanantonio,2016-12,I Have Begun Sending My Family and Friends in Chicago and Minnesota Taunting Messages About the Weather. Is that wrong? This is my first winter in Texas after spending most of my life in various states around the Midwest. Its in the teens and 20's up there this week. We get 60's and 70's. Why would anyone choose to live in the north is beyond me. My eyes have been opened.,1,0.7742365002632141,TODO 1
-696,0,"Okay, I take back what I said about Bridgette, She's just annoying all around.",NightsWatchh,McJuggerNuggets,2016-11,LAST DAY WITH A PSYCHO!,0,0.9293419122695923,TODO 0
-697,0,Finally got around to listening to this and I thought it was pretty good,BloodFartTheQueefer,SSBM,2016-09,D1 and Tafo discuss Smash and FGC with UltraDavid and James Chen,0,0.9791713356971741,TODO 1
-698,1,"No, i'm pretty sure such an extremey vague question has not been asked before.",IspanoLFW,pokemon,2016-11,Will pokemon sun and moon contain the previous generations?,1,0.9864137172698975,TODO 1
-699,0,DONT U DARE DISRESPECT ODEAG,Pookba,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,Probably Ocean or Shara.,1,0.8821506500244141,TODO 0
-700,0,"Thanks, y-you too!",madeanotheraccount,4chan,2016-09,"Wow, epic roast my friend.",0,0.9733877778053284,TODO 0
-701,0,lmao i needed that after this election season,GrandmasterBong,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-11,"Donald needed *something* to grab, thus ol' Paul evolved to his true form. ^^ha ^^ha ^^^ha ^^^^im ^^^^sorry",0,0.9548199772834778,TODO 4
-702,0,Congrats Also this is how I imagine every single one of you to look like,mix_it,teenagers,2016-09,UPDATE: I'm asking a girl to homecoming tomorrow.... She said yes! :),0,0.9635537266731262,TODO 4
-703,0,Most stats would say Dak is a top 10 QB in the NFL this season.,DoctorPain99,nfl,2016-12,You think Dak is a top 10 QB?????,0,0.8246219158172607,TODO 2
-704,0,That sounds delicious with some teriyaki marinade.,Mondayslasagna,AskReddit,2016-09,What if sharks had legs?,0,0.9417137503623962,TODO 0
-705,0,In Jeopardy you answer needs to be in the form of a question mate.,BrotherYoungBuck,soccer,2016-09,Pogba plays for man utd,0,0.9014965891838074,TODO 3
-706,0,The election is certainly rigged but this is a clickbait title if ever there was one.,Praetorzic,progressive,2016-09,More afraid of left-wing dupes that watch Russia Today telling them the election was rigged and believing it. How about you?,0,0.9136434197425842,TODO 0
-707,0,Who should have thought two Murrays as world #1 at the same time...wow!,gres06,tennis,2016-11,Jamie Murray & Bruno Soares can also end up as World #1's if they win the tournament,1,0.9051195383071899,TODO 0
-708,0,6mil Zimbabwean dollars,aeoveu,pakistan,2016-11,6mil dollars?,0,0.7175229787826538,TODO 0
-709,0,"""my dad"" Solid Gold.",ShadowBlitz44,zootopia,2016-10,"Found this on /trash/, jack savage in a nutshell",0,0.6986244916915894,TODO 2
-710,0,Found the 3rd year philosophy student looking to transfer to another major.,manachar,standupshots,2016-10,Found the first year philosophy student.,0,0.822335422039032,TODO 4
-711,0,"""shaking my dick hard?""",Boscolt,Archery,2016-12,smdh,0,0.7757816910743713,TODO 0
-712,0,TERRORIST BTFO,perthyeahnah,circlejerkaustralia,2016-09,What's the definition of insanity?,1,0.6428143978118896,TODO 0
-713,1,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im so proud of everyone in this.... including me,MontySpud,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-11,"Final Nights 3 Is now more popular than FNaF World! (And its the most popular fangame, as of now)",1,0.5053966641426086,TODO 0
-714,0,It looks like the same type of customised Graze Gaelio and Ein used in season one before they got their upgrades.,m0rogfar,Gundam,2016-10,I have a question.. why did mika recognize mcgillis' partner's mobile suite?,0,0.9419947266578674,TODO 4
-715,0,"Well people are saying it's already imbalanced, so that's part of it.",Innundator,DotA2,2016-12,It's amusing how easily can people claim that the item will become imba if it gets a small fix.,0,0.6325405836105347,TODO 2
-716,0,"I could see you initially writing ""balls"" then changing it to ""gifts"".",Peach_Muffin,Frugal,2016-12,"I can't tell if this is a crazy reddit story or genuine. If it's real, I'm so sorry you received punctured gifts.",0,0.9709389805793762,TODO 2
-717,0,*heavy mouth breathing *,waff1ez,trashy,2016-11,Now this is just all kinds of trashy,0,0.931221604347229,TODO 3
-718,0,"Apple actually patented a design very much like the Surface Studio where the iMac would run macOS when upright, but run iOS when laying down flat.",cocobandicoot,apple,2016-11,If Apple were going to create a touchscreen MacBook they'd obviously redesign the OS to go with it...,0,0.9600756168365479,TODO 4
-719,0,had a few folks leave recently... might be some openings.,Sycosys,LateStageCapitalism,2016-11,um... do they need extra devs...? I'm dressed for unemployment right now.,0,0.9669466018676758,TODO 0
-720,0,"if you have mods, delete them - they will crash it.",h4rpur,nomanshigh,2016-11,"Can't, shitty thing crashes my system on launch, even with reinstalls and current drivers for everything.",0,0.9455958604812622,TODO 0
-721,0,Definetely 7.,ger_brian,Android,2016-09,Hmmm I am due for an upgrade and have been an android owner all my life but all my family and friends have iPhones and don't plan on switching anytime soon. I think it is time for me to make the switch so it is easier for me in group chats and what not. iPhone 6 or iPhone 7?,0,0.5199159383773804,TODO 0
-722,0,Yes,GueroBear,personalfinance,2016-10,Thank you for the advice! Do you think this counts as fraud? It's definitely shady business. I'll give USAA a ring shortly.,0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-723,1,What do you mean you beat the bucs,McSteel,nfl,2016-11,"Everyone said before the game that the Raiders hadn't beaten a good team, well they still haven't.",1,0.9369197487831116,TODO 2
-724,0,Donald Trump in game confirmed.,Fpssims,thedivision,2016-10,Wow impressive. This is how you make division great again.,1,0.8376467823982239,TODO 0
-725,0,I'm at 1260th :') GJ m8,Chris_Z123,bravefrontier,2016-09,Finally in the top 1000 of arena,0,0.9613746404647827,TODO 0
-726,0,tactical retreat is viable!,DunK1nG,WorldOfWarships,2016-12,"Sometimes you just have to be smart about things, and strategize",1,0.9205467104911804,TODO 0
+249392,1,It's funny because women hate sex.,Archontes,funny,2011-09,As a girl why I usually click on NSFW posts...,1,0.9869693517684937,TODO 4
+249427,0,It will now.,Aerik,reddit.com,2010-09,Just saw this in the Kroger parking lot. Think this actually works?,0,0.8550482392311096,TODO 0
+1428,1,That's funny because I meet religious people everyday that are positive it's real,SenorKerry,Showerthoughts,2016-11,The only way to know with 100% certainty if there's an afterlife is to die,1,0.960034966468811,TODO 2
+251481,0,I think it would be a good joke but it was ill-timed in this instance as Christian Horner and Red Bull were the big story of the weekend.,allenjd,formula1,2010-07,BBC furious as Ron Dennis sabotages Eddie Jordan,0,0.9811896085739136,TODO 0
+250113,1,and we'd love some details about those *farmers*... uh i mean taliban elite soldiers ...,pooshingthelimit,worldnews,2011-06,"""Pun fired more than 400 rounds, launched 17 grenades and detonated a mine to repel the Taliban assault on his checkpoint"" Good job!! However I wouldn't say that 400 rounds, 17 grenades and a mine is limited ammo.",1,0.861318051815033,TODO 2
+249810,1,But... but... but... I keep seeing all those internet polls showing him winning the presidency!,RON-PAUL-SUCKS,EnoughPaulSpam,2011-07,Here is more. He didn't win a single county in a primary state. He won 18 counties out of 600 in caucus states. That's 18 counties in the entire United States!,1,0.9871706366539,TODO 3
+251403,1,Because he gave her that little boost of self esteem that only surgically enlarged breasts produce...,raspy_wilhelm_scream,IAmA,2010-05,"Being a 22 year old female, full time college student who works 40+ hours a week, I am disappointed hearing this. Why? Because my parents are ""well off"" and was disciplined to purchase everything on my own. Even college. All 50k of my college loans are in my name and I am solely responsible for paying them back. I work full time and attend a 4 year university full time at 18 credit hours a semester. I am working hard to make enough money to pay my way through a degree. I cut coupons in the newspaper to purchase my groceries. I still look damn good wearing hand-me-downs from Platos closet. I eat ramen for dinner and play on reddit in my free time, for free. When something of mine breaks, or is stolen, I feel it. I work my little ass off for everything I own and i appreciate what I have more than one would think. Now tell me..... What part of purchasing something so unnecessary makes you feel like you have done something good for your daughter?",1,0.9521237015724182,TODO 3
+1965,0,"Part of learning cpr for the professional rescuer is using chest compressions with respirations every 15 to 30 compressions, depending on the situation.",mikeyp678,StarWars,2016-12,Doesn't do any good if she's not breathing...,0,0.9815396666526794,TODO 4
+250068,0,I haven't been laid in months.,dannylandulf,AskReddit,2011-05,"Reddit, what characteristics do you have that you think are common to other Redditors? Reddit, what characteristics do you have that you think are common to other Redditors? I am naturally curious, willing to help when I think the circumstance warrants it and also willing to cut someone down when I may get a laugh.",0,0.8263184428215027,TODO 0
+249284,0,It's a pretty well established phrase.,eldigg,technology,2010-09,"In fact, no. I hadn't heard this particular phrase before. I see I'm getting downvoted. No doubt by people with odd facial hair.",0,0.7888854742050171,TODO 0
+1264,0,: ^ ),Mordewolt,DotA2,2016-11,o.l.d.?,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
+251334,1,How utterly surprising,catOrmOuse,worldnews,2010-04,The Israel Defense Forces' license to kill: leaked documents reveal IDF assasinations of Palestinians in defiance of Israeli High Court decision outlawing them,1,0.9866276383399964,TODO 0
+249827,0,Advice,jimflaigle,offbeat,2011-03,Typo right in the first one. 35) Proofread your wise advise before publishing it,0,0.8654916286468506,TODO 3
+1149,0,Maybe because it is not out yet,modio1234,pcmasterrace,2016-10,Gears of War 4 never came with my GTX 1070.. what do?,0,0.6977207660675049,TODO 0
+250742,1,It must be a conspiracy.,enterence,worldnews,2011-11,"Sarkozy calls Netanyahu a ""liar"", Obama also expresses displeasure with the Israeli PM",1,0.9861130118370056,TODO 0
+2184,0,"If you post a screenshot, someone ought to be able to either figure out where you are or tell you that you aren't on Earth.",FightingUrukHai,civ,2016-09,"Really stupid question, which map is planet earth? Just played ""earth"" and after about 60 turns of exploration none of the landmass seemed recognizable, dont know if im just being stupid or what",0,0.5778011083602905,TODO 0
+550,0,"So, just out of curiosity, when was it as great as should be ""again""?",rk119,politics,2016-09,"Exactly, let's make this place great again.",0,0.9788965582847596,TODO 2
+251197,1,Everyone that carries a gun is looking to kill anyone who gets in their path.,magneticfield,politics,2009-09,"One the one hand I agree, in that having spokespeople like this makes Republicans impossible to be taken seriously by the average middle-of-the-road voter. However, I'm troubled by the fact that those unhinged people who take them *seriously* have the potential to do people real harm (like bringing guns to town hall meetings). I'm uncomfortable with the fact these lunatics have access to the public airwaves to stir the pot in such a malicious manner.",1,0.9555745720863342,TODO 4
+249313,1,"It's not that it's easier, it's more necessary...",SisterMaryElement,atheism,2011-06,It's easier to get government money for the latter than for the former. Sad but true.,0,0.7816026210784912,TODO 0
+1822,1,It's an alternate earth where the seasons are reversed idk,SmellMyCake,Overwatch,2016-12,"Why is the winter brawl taking place in Antarctica at night, where it's summer, and there is no night at the moment? It seems like such a strange decision",1,0.5577829480171204,TODO 1
+2422,1,It's so much safer to drive with really bright lights that blind drivers coming at me in the opposite direction!,demalo,Damnthatsinteresting,2016-09,I think that second one rides behind me on the highway a lot.,1,0.9764515161514282,TODO 3
+2199,0,"I run Surly Nate 3.8 on snow days :) But yeah, studded tires are probably what you want.",biekden,COBike,2016-09,What tires do you run in the winter? Hey! I commute about 7.5 miles into downtown and was wondering what tires you guys use for the winter. Thanks!,0,0.9166066646575928,TODO 4
+2121,0,"Depends on the jump, are you going up, down, how far down, how many blocks between.",TheRogerC,Minecraft,2016-09,Does Anyone Know the Exact Jump Distance? Does anybody the the jump distance of the player to about 3 or 4 decimal places? I'm trying to construct almost impossible jumps on a server but I'm not very good at parkour so testing is hard.,0,0.9014590978622437,TODO 0
+250127,1,It's entirely possible that the wave could cross the Rockies,generalchaoz,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Really??? (100% true story),0,0.8825532793998718,TODO 0
+2315,0,Same here,kogeliz,television,2016-10,Anything that CW produces,0,0.9779690504074096,TODO 0
+249421,1,How is Notre Dame selecting a starting quarterback a slow news day?,goldiegoldie,CFB,2011-08,Slooooooow News day at ESPN. Why do I keep going there for information?,0,0.7704984545707703,TODO 0
+251230,1,Amazing that the concept of sending electronic mail would be represented by an envelope.,DigitalEvil,pics,2009-11,Does Google love Reddit or what? Google Voice's front page orangered envelope...,1,0.6878926753997803,TODO 0
+249292,1,very carefully.,ghostmagic,funny,2011-05,htf am i supposed to read that ?,0,0.866570234298706,TODO 0
+1729,0,"I was gonna point out that everyone keeps parts of their beliefs private, so if Hillary is doing that, then she's just another human being... Then I spotted that you have difficulty recognising that grants are not the only way Charity Money is used in Charitable works... you're not worth the effort.",BabiesTasteLikeBacon,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-10,Well we need both her public policies have been released. We would really love to see her private policies that only her corporate overlords are aware of.,0,0.9823547601699828,TODO 0
+185,0,It's fine the way it is I don't care for those skins at all and don't want them unlocked to start showing my stats during loading screens,DoctorKoolMan,Smite,2016-10,"What if, you recieved the mastery skins upon reaching the mastery level needed? For example if you reach mastery 1 anubis you recieve his golden skin (for free) etc. what do you guys think about it?",0,0.9599530100822448,TODO 2
+2346,1,"Right, why dream at all?",tingeys,nfl,2016-09,"Honest answer: This has nothing to do with the NFL and no one cares about some 14 year old freshman guard. There are thousands of you. Statistically, you'll probably never play D1 college ball. But don't worry, we're all dumb at 14. Reddit wasn't there to publicly broadcast that fact for the rest of us back than.",1,0.9690041542053224,TODO 1
+249778,1,"Well, it seems like Romney will get way more votes anyway, so why should anyone bother actually voting for Paul, wouldn't us just campaigning have more of an impact?",MagicTarPitRide,politics,2011-12,"he will have more impact if he wins. and he will have a better chance at winning if he goes to the debate. besides, he knew the congressional vote wasn't close enough for his one vote to tip the scales.",0,0.6582520604133606,TODO 3
+2049,1,Ooooh I hope John goes on a killing rampage in this one.,TheDudeNeverBowls,scifi,2016-12,The most unexpected movie for me is the man from Earth sequel. I mean does the first one make money? Although I really like the first one and I can't wait for the sequel,1,0.6153005957603455,TODO 0
 727,0,"This is why he is ""constantly being audited"" source, debate 1.",CaffeineSippingMan,politics,2016-09,"It's not even loopholes. He (and many others) use tax breaks they legally should not be allowed to use, in the hopes that the government / IRS do not catch them. Then, once they ARE caught, they negotiate an amount less than what they owe and pay it, after collecting the dividends on that money which is usually way more than the 3 or 4% the IRS charges them in interest. It's not a loophole, it's knowingly cheating on their taxes and then paying when they are caught.",0,0.5883200764656067,TODO 0
-728,0,YASSSSSSSSSS I've been waiting for this,theshortone520,KingdomHearts,2016-10,Kingdom Hearts 1.5/2.5 Coming to Playstation 4,1,0.7883328199386597,TODO 0
-729,1,"Didn't you hear, Texas is a battleground state now.",S_Y_N_T_A_X,The_Donald,2016-11,"I voted in Texas but won over voters in battleground states. So those will by my battleground votes. On a side note, has anybody else just gotten randomly banned from rrr/enoughtrumpspam? Haha, never posted there but they just banned me. It seems like they are worried after Trump wins we're gonna swarm them and are lurking here banning people.",1,0.9848477244377136,TODO 3
-730,0,"Also charters don't have to accept special Ed, which costs public schools a ton",Udontlikecake,boston,2016-09,"In theory, it's zero sum. A school district has a couple fewer students so they receive a proportionate lesser amount in taxes. But the fewer students don't come as a ""bunch."" instead they come one from this class, one from that class, so the actual costs to the district don't go down at all with the couple fewer students, but the budget is forcefully reduced.",0,0.9782732725143433,TODO 2
-731,1,Says who?,orange4boy,politics,2016-11,Hillary Clinton Leads All Final Polls,0,0.5227811336517334,TODO 0
-732,1,thank you NY for giving us Trump,thomasandgerald,politics,2016-11,Dammit NC.,1,0.832145631313324,TODO 4
-733,0,Tyrande is unused...,Noratek,hearthstone,2016-10,Eadric is a Paladin. He's also a Paladin card.,0,0.7204639315605164,TODO 0
-734,0,"Probably 1 Jan, now that you won't need them.",NoBlueKoolAid,AirForce,2016-12,So when are they going to give speech credits for ALS/NCOA?,0,0.771929144859314,TODO 3
-735,0,Dont tell me what to do ;),Smoovemammajamma,canada,2016-11,"See my point about practicing some empathy. If you're not willing to seriously try that, this conversation isn't going to go anywhere.",1,0.8687583208084106,TODO 0
-736,0,Or is it the other way round?,tam_bram,india,2016-11,Hugh Gerection always gets me.,0,0.7552424669265747,TODO 3
-737,0,"itd be nice if it was a option, it also couldnt be that hard fitting small 3 death icons",pIeasekilIme,vainglorygame,2016-11,It'd be really cluttered and reduce screen space on phones if that were implemented.,0,0.972525954246521,TODO 4
-738,1,but people can't see the difference,loamfarer,PS4,2016-11,It's so strange to watch 60fps part and then jump into 30fps one...,1,0.967329740524292,TODO 2
-739,0,Or ride on the most dangerous possible streets?,PrayForMojo_,toronto,2016-10,8 times?! Have you considered that maybe you're just a terrible cyclist?,0,0.6952694058418274,TODO 0
-740,1,You forgot the,SAD_FACED_CLOWN,worldnews,2016-09,China will be the global leader in politics and economy in the next 30 years. This is an extremely smart move.,1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-741,0,Same here.,aarplusbee,india,2016-11,"This is so drastic I almost didn't believe it when I first heard it. I understand why they're doing, and it's probably a good thing in the long run, but it's definitely gonna be tough for the next few weeks.",0,0.9779690504074097,TODO 0
-742,0,"I thought the surname ""Cruz"" was already Latino",RogueUnlimited,CringeAnarchy,2016-11,Latino Ted Cruz?,1,0.6808145642280579,TODO 0
-743,0,"Which is pure BS, If anything it is less safer.",Yage2006,technology,2016-12,Usually pops up and says it's whatever percent safer than than Chrome.,0,0.9722170829772949,TODO 3
-744,0,"Calling the Democrats disingenuous is a laugh, If they are disingenuous then the Republicans are pure liars creating the recession then obstructing for 8 years and getting rewarded the keys to the kingdom for not working it's a joke the rural voters are dumb as molasses and deserve what their going to get unfortunately the rest of the country is fucked aswell, I can't wait for ghetto day when a diversified population can make an informed choice instead of white people giving the rest of the world the finger and I'm white.",amiiboness6,politics,2016-12,"Um, the problem is a little more complicated than that, especially due to the fact that the GOP has taken over so many states since then and been able to complete their gerrymandering plan and enact voter ID legislation. The main problem with Pelosi and her ilk is that they have been disingenuous. They talked a good game but when they were in power they bailed out the banks without jailing any bankers. They essentially gave huge handouts to big pharma and the health insurance industry in the ACA. They supported the executive branch's ability to spy on US citizens. She has been beaten bad by the GOP and she needs to step down.",0,0.9359543919563293,TODO 0
-745,0,Vuc and Ibaka both gonna be gone by trade deadline.,ItoldonAnneFrank,nba,2016-11,"Who do you see being the next big named player to he traded? I'm talking a Harden level trade that alters the both franchises in multiple ways not ""my next chapter"" free agency.",0,0.720064103603363,TODO 3
-746,1,"There's nothing I want more than to see David Girton, Jace, and Joey play again",mirandaBBfan,BigBrother,2016-11,Yeah I *REALLY* want to see David Girton play again. A first evicted season would be awful,0,0.7881927490234375,TODO 3
-747,1,"Sure, also Imaqtpie is german because he own a german shepard :D",Seneido,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Hey dude, Bjergsen is practically NA now since his accent is gone! XD (a legit argument I see every time Bjergsen's nationality comes into question)",1,0.5319163203239441,TODO 1
-748,0,So this is your bike?,Splunken,motorcycles,2016-09,"An FZ10 Forum member gord1895 probably owns the fastest US FZ-10, dyno proof",0,0.5947751998901367,TODO 0
-749,0,Because pistols have a higher calibre bullet,V_Abhishek,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,"Why are pistols besides the deagle still able to one shot headshot through head armour I may just be a QQing sob, but a gun worth 1/10th of the average full buy shouldn't be able to one shot someone unless they have no head armour. I know anti-eco's have a high win rate already, but losing an anti eco should come down to being outplayed by skill, coordination and or strategy, not being one tapped by a guy jumping or a guy holding down the A key.",1,0.8096479177474976,TODO 1
-750,0,It doesn't for my phone and does for my iPad,WizLatifa,wow,2016-11,Can the Legion Companion app give notifications when missions are done? It would be really useful and convenient if it would.,0,0.9719604849815369,TODO 4
-751,0,"His good Trump, bad Trump segments are the best IMO lol",LegoFarmer,Conservative,2016-09,yeah he's great. He obviously has a bias vs. HRC but is probably the least biased person you'll find in terms of a talk show.,0,0.9818091988563538,TODO 1
-752,1,Trump supporters are just sooo smart!,gonzone,politics,2016-11,A Multnomah sheriff's employee broadcasts pro-Trump messages from cruiser on Election Day,1,0.9866652488708496,TODO 4
-753,0,I think the bomb robot found something,here2red,The_Donald,2016-09,"NYPD 'responding to a report of an explosion at 23rd St. and 6t Ave.,' police spokesman says - @JPeterDonald",0,0.5553181171417236,TODO 0
-754,0,Thanks!,A_wild_gold_magikarp,Pokemongiveaway,2016-12,Sent!,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
-755,0,But he's not guilty.,philandy,The_Donald,2016-09,BREAKING NEWS: Hillary aide Pagliano found alive and well and on the run from Congress,1,0.854417085647583,TODO 1
-756,0,Hell yeah,Michniko_,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-12,I am so ready to go back to Fazbear's Fright.,0,0.9469565749168396,TODO 0
-757,0,NO THEY WEAR SWEATERS!,Bruciooo,Flyers,2016-10,ARE READ AND MANNING REALLY OUR VEST PLAYERS RIGHT NOW?,1,0.6119849681854248,TODO 0
-758,0,He can retire from normal games at this rate,righthand_on_my_junk,DotA2,2016-11,Singsing got 5 low priority again...,1,0.5228180289268494,TODO 0
-759,0,Needs metal soundtrack,dhoffnun,gifs,2016-11,Salmon Swimming Across the Road,1,0.5608869194984436,TODO 3
-760,1,"Remember kids, fighting fascists makes YOU a fascist!",Seno900,Anarchism,2016-11,"No, but by using anger and hate you're no better than those you are fighting against. And you will not get the sympathy of the people. It will just get more people against to be against anarchism and more people sympathizing with those you consider fascists.",1,0.976574182510376,TODO 1
-761,0,Yes it does.,Millero15,SubredditSimMeta,2016-10,"The_donald_ss doesn't exist. Should be realThe_Donald_SS or something, due to that already being camped.",0,0.8729404211044312,TODO 0
-762,0,I want my Pixel XL.,Omnibitent,GooglePixel,2016-10,"What would you like to see in Pixel 2? Yeah, the pixel and pixel xl are great phones but not perfect. Me, I would be extremely hyped if the 2nd generation of pixels would have: - front facing speakers/ use of the chin. - official waterproof. - a 64gb option. (honestly 32 is too little and 128 is way too much) - same camera would be fine for my use. - snapdragon 822? -5gb ram. Yeah that's my list. What's yours?",1,0.6193419098854065,TODO 0
-763,0,"As an Indian, I can confirm this is how most of my friends pronounce these brands",RohinNair,Android,2016-10,Vulkswugun,0,0.9157599806785583,TODO 4
-764,0,"Yeah, so don't remember to vote on November 9th!",-Poison_Ivy-,politics,2016-09,We have an entire sub of hilarious shitposts that we've been reading since the beginning of the year. We're going to go wild. When trump won the nomination I went to pol to see the reaction and it was complete madness. They will all turn out.,1,0.9215638041496277,TODO 3
-765,0,I see ya,Trey_Lightning,The_Donald,2016-11,Am I shadow banned? Can anyone tell?,0,0.9106321930885315,TODO 0
-766,0,"10/10 design, can't believe it took thwm this long to make a card that rivals the likes of reno",Jpgesus,hearthstone,2016-11,Im so damn hypedd for this card from MSoG!,1,0.8989076614379883,TODO 4
-767,1,Sure can't see any problems with that,spitz81,australia,2016-11,"Make it a thrillseeker attraction. ""Try the deadliest ride in the world... The Orphan Maker!""",1,0.9779946208000183,TODO 1
-768,0,Ex-Aid shown with only two other riders...too soon,GenericMan92,supersentai,2016-12,Cho Super Hero Taisen Announced,1,0.6325111985206604,TODO 0
-769,0,Well shit..,TheSllenderman,politics,2016-11,Donald Trump the 2016 United States President-Elect as lead in Pennsylvania exceeds remaining votes to be counted,0,0.958996593952179,TODO 2
-770,0,This post deserves lot LOT more replies...,zschultz,politics,2016-11,"I mean, let's be honest here, political views and ideology asside. Judging from what we've seen so far, out of the two candidates , who do you genuinely believe would try to cheat their way into victory? Hillary or trump?",0,0.9432544708251953,TODO 4
-771,0,he absolutely has the car custom geared very short as well,otto3210,dirtgame,2016-12,My thoughts exactly. Weird as hell. Almost looks like that you are playing with automatic gears but I don't think you are. OP could you explain those short shifts for us?,0,0.9456894993782043,TODO 2
-772,1,As we leave Europe we go west and naturally go into colder regions,RagerzRangerz,britishproblems,2016-11,It's that cold this morning my butter has gone hard and ripped a hole in my bread. I cannot make an enjoyable sandwich,0,0.7806146144866943,TODO 0
-773,0,Big if true.,AdventureMatt,worldnews,2016-09,"Plot twist, Obama was born in Russia and the BUK missile came from ~~Kenya~~ Hawaii.",0,0.9417777061462402,TODO 0
-774,0,"""Says who"" is all I hear when I see this face",rbhmmx,politics,2016-10,Donald Trump's attorney: Trump's sexual assault accusers 'aren't even women he'd be attracted to',0,0.7453321218490601,TODO 0
-775,0,Have a fabulous coat!,CAD007,The_Donald,2016-12,"Faggotpede checking in, Trump hate is so overrated. Plus, you guys seem pretty cool.",0,0.9518850445747375,TODO 0
-776,0,I think the amount of ridiculous cute nicknames in our conversation would make most people roll their eyes.,n0ggy,AskMen,2016-10,"Guys, what's a sickeningly cutesy thing you do in regards to your SO, but wouldn't ever admit to for fear of seeming clingy? For example -Me and my SO are long distance, when I can't sleep I'll form a row of pillows next to me so it feels like they're beside me. -When I'm lonley I'll sometimes read through our Facebook chat log from a few years ago.",0,0.9623112678527832,TODO 2
-777,0,That's some good polenta.,pondo13,worldnews,2016-10,"The podesta emails are absolutely earth shattering, not sure why you think he has ""nothing"".",0,0.9197202920913696,TODO 1
-778,0,"It's ok Norway, I could live solely on your raindeer burgers.",OctopusPilates,europe,2016-11,Toxic? That's preposterous! Now excuse me while I go soak some dried and salted fish in lye to make it gelatinous.,1,0.835252583026886,TODO 0
-779,0,the good old days.,Littleyowh,Philippines,2016-10,Nah its actually a quote from the president aquino lol,1,0.8132575154304504,TODO 1
-780,1,Ron Paul didn't run this year though.,LadOkapi,AskReddit,2016-11,"They had the opportunity to put up the best fucking politician in recent history as well, and instead decided to work against him to put up a Clinton. God damn",0,0.6540519595146179,TODO 4
-781,1,profound knowledge comes from **KNOWING** stuff,ktkps,technology,2016-11,"It seems like nobody ever bring these types of things up BEFORE the event, it's always after the election, Super Bowl, World Series, etc. Tell us before hand so it leaves us in suspense while we wait for the verdict. Also, 3 correct guesses in a row is not really that impressive. My cat shits outside the box with the same frequency.",1,0.7106466293334961,TODO 2
-782,0,wonderfully thought out.,irou-,funny,2016-12,Poorly thought out or well thought out?,1,0.8940932154655457,TODO 0
-783,1,"-He said self-righteously Aight dude its not like Republicans are self righteous or belittling towards PoC, women, and LGBTQ",-_-_-_M_-_-_-,PoliticalDiscussion,2016-11,"Real talk, it is hilarious that liberals pushed one of America's most corrupt and scandal-plagued candidates through a rigged primary, spent all their time accusing anybody who disagreed with them of being racist, sexist, or ignorant, and STILL feel entitled to the presidency. They fucked up and the best part is, they'll NEVER admit it. If leftists don't figure out that acting like self-righteous assholes to people with differing opinions is incredibly off-putting and anti-intellectual, then they're in for a rough future. They've dug themselves into a hole and the irony of it all is incredible. Honestly, I hope this modern, toxic liberalism dies forever. They don't fucking deserve any power. The Democratic Party needs to just start being honest again (and not cheat the best possible candidate and push his well-hated opponent).",1,0.9868996143341064,TODO 3
-784,1,"Oh I'm sure it's just the Donald brigading, that's why everybody is more civil than usual.",Michael70z,politics,2016-11,It's just the_donald brigading,1,0.9875162839889526,TODO 1
-785,1,"Uh, hey bud, you fogot this:",daguise73,reactiongifs,2016-11,That is their main advantage. Hopefully we can get away with that eventually.,1,0.9903329014778137,TODO 0
-786,1,lol It's a great thing Bush was held accountable... Now look how much he's suffering the consequences of his actions,TiDDeR-,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"This is why Trump will make a good President, as all others would not apply",1,0.8241235613822937,TODO 3
-787,0,They're not memes; they're image macros!,ErryDayApu,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,And a whole new breed of Nazi is born,1,0.8230910301208496,TODO 0
-788,0,Thanks!,abc123shutthefuckup,gonewildaudio,2016-09,Welcome aboard!,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
-789,0,"u/nazbol_pride, 60 year old propaganda still works!",Sosmarx,ShitSlavaboosSay,2016-11,(In reference to Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact) But that one failed. Mostly because neither side planed to see it frew and also cuz one side was inherintly inferior and stupid and atacked the other.,0,0.5108327269554138,TODO 1
-790,0,BOYCOTT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA,Penguinsoccer,The_Donald,2016-11,YFW you realize America has been saved,1,0.631136953830719,TODO 2
-791,0,For example: MyVidster's NSFW filter turns it from YouTube into YouPorn.,nazgul_hunter,AskReddit,2016-11,"Reddit, what's a website that changes radically with a single click?",0,0.9302487373352051,TODO 4
-792,0,Tom Cotton tries any more of that Iran shit he's getting the Rock Bottom,HistoricalDebates,gifs,2016-11,Buncha jabronis.,0,0.5332412123680115,TODO 2
-793,1,Just imagine how much better it would be with Couturier,pitynade,winnipegjets,2016-11,Goddamn our top line is awesome,1,0.9494361281394958,TODO 0
-794,1,"""But Muh Free Speech""",jerk-o,mbti,2016-11,No. Never.,1,0.9859431982040405,TODO 4
-795,1,"My gender is Superfluid, this means it has no viscosity and can climb walls.",oshaboy,TumblrInAction,2016-11,Firealiagender? Is a thing?,1,0.9307573437690735,TODO 2
-796,0,I'm triggered,MenShouldntHaveCats,The_Donald,2016-12,"my cat got triggered as well, she's tearing up my carpet now.",1,0.8558120131492615,TODO 0
-797,0,"it's one of my favorite crafts, so I play it regardless of how it's rated.",PluviusReddit,Shadowverse,2016-11,"There has been a lot of talk here about shadowcraft being weak, i just made it to A0 by only playing shadow.",0,0.9770820736885071,TODO 4
-798,1,"Psh, it doesn't matter whatever buffs they give to other red burn cards, people are still gonna buy aggression anyway.",henrythenth,Paladins,2016-11,"So basically every tank (shield-wise) gets ""nerfed"" for OB37? Wrecker got some serious boost! It's not like Ruckus/Vik didn't already melt shields with wrecker fast enough!",1,0.9684444665908813,TODO 0
-799,1,You're wrong and you should go fuck yourself with a rusty metal cactus.,FadeWalker,KingdomHearts,2016-11,"I think the KH community is the friendliest I've ever stumbled upon We agree on almost everything and the things we don't agree, well, we don't argue too much on. We reply (usually) politely, we're not cynical or overly sarcatic. When I'm discussing with someone from the community, it almost feels like I get unable to offend or something, I dunno At least in my personal experience, of course",1,0.8153504729270935,TODO 2
-800,0,It's almost like he can't appoint all retards to his cabinet and expect to have a country left to run or something.,TomJCharles,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-11,"TFW after months of constantly calling people cucks, it turns out YOU were the cuck the whole time",1,0.666479229927063,TODO 0
-801,0,The trick was to cook it!,ClitDoctorMD,ireland,2016-09,You're missing a tin of varnish.,1,0.6606805324554443,TODO 0
-802,0,You realize you're proving the point,ViKomprenas,OutOfTheLoop,2016-09,"I didn't think it was an awful movie(Not memorable, but not awful). But then my Airbender knowledge is about as extensive as the average persons insight in CRISPR.",0,0.9460647702217102,TODO 1
-803,0,Or it's just a salty day.,disposableaccountass,gifs,2016-11,The downvotes suggest the reference was not understood.,0,0.892409086227417,TODO 0
-804,0,They take classified information very seriously though.,gizram84,Enough_Sanders_Spam,2016-11,"It's too numerous to even list all the things they don't care about. Muslims, Mexicans, sexual assault, to name a few.",1,0.9625303745269775,TODO 3
-805,0,That whole Clinton Pepe white supremacy article came from a single troll Twitter account.,stationhollow,worldnews,2016-09,"""3 Facebook users said...""",0,0.9714062809944153,TODO 4
-806,0,Lets face it - the last eight years showed the ugly side of racism that still exists in the country and the next fur will show that chauvinism is alive and well.,wrath4771,politics,2016-10,How sexism drives support for Donald Trump,0,0.9687240719795227,TODO 0
-807,1,So it can be a huge success like the recent Ghostbusters movie,Warthog_A-10,movies,2016-10,Why would anyone want James Bond to be a woman?,1,0.9547934532165527,TODO 3
-808,0,"If you're looking for safety, I'd go Michael, If it looks like you're going to be down in points, go for Charles.",AnarchyPlus,fantasyfootball,2016-10,"Charles, Maclin or Michael?",0,0.9581450819969177,TODO 4
-809,0,Anyone know how much the hoodies go for?,Thedesstroier,streetwear,2016-12,Palace Ultimo 2016 Pt. II,0,0.914516270160675,TODO 0
-810,0,Last verse in Every Grain of Sand,alyons108,bobdylan,2016-11,"What's your favourite verse in a Dylan song? My favourites are the first verse of Shelter from the Storm, and the last verses of Mr Tambourine Man and Visions of Johanna.",0,0.8567895293235779,TODO 0
-811,0,A good portion of America where that isn't an option.,Zakaru99,AskReddit,2016-10,Who doesnt have unlimited nowadays though?,0,0.9803807139396667,TODO 2
-812,0,look at his username lol,brlngerOFdoom,videos,2016-12,Why?,0,0.9755157232284546,TODO 3
-813,0,"Still a better love story than Romeo and Juliet, this couple is alive.",Hoobshanker,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,"I believe the Reddit response is ""still a better love story than Twilight"".",1,0.5255231857299805,TODO 3
-814,0,Do you have seasons installed?,allbecca,thesims,2016-09,"Where did the festivals go? I recently repurchased sims 3 through origin (I lost my sims 3 discs, still not sure where I left them :-( ) and like the title says, I have no seasonal festivals showing up. Has anyone else had this problem. My other purchases and CC all returned, but no festivals. I miss having them.",0,0.971128523349762,TODO 2
-815,0,Sadness.,Koozzie,NBASpurs,2016-11,"Still no Dewayne Dedmon tonight, per Pop. Dedmon earlier had been ""upgraded"" to doubtful with the knee injury. Ginobili out for rest.",0,0.9007631540298462,TODO 0
-816,0,I think you spelled money wrong,NSA_Wade_Wilson,NHLHUT,2016-09,That this game sucks the soul out of you,1,0.6220364570617676,TODO 2
-817,0,Jacky Chan,somatic1,h1z1,2016-11,Just watch,0,0.5381066799163818,TODO 0
-818,0,You would think dems could get behind this now that republicans control everything.,DeepThought007,Conservative,2016-12,Texas leaders call for convention to challenge federal power,1,0.6871314644813538,TODO 1
-819,0,"""I wasted my time doing something stupid and pointless.""",Christafix,SquaredCircle,2016-10,"I translated Roman Reign's infamous ""Tator Tot"" promo through 20 different languages, and then back to English. Here are the results.",0,0.8606545329093933,TODO 2
-820,0,When the LSD started working,NymFaren25,AskReddit,2016-11,What was your moment of clarity?,0,0.5714614391326904,TODO 1
-821,0,"""Live, Laugh, Love"" in the background of your webcam show, guaranteed.",sorandomlolz1,RoastMe,2016-12,I'm scared!,1,0.8101546168327332,TODO 3
-822,0,Explain that you are a little bitch.,ross52066,The_Donald,2016-11,BASED FB RESPONSE THIS MORNING,0,0.8767662048339844,TODO 4
-823,0,He wants to impose tariffs on imports.,BurnAllHobos,Conservative,2016-11,A bit excitable. Doom is everywhere. To many woes.....later.,0,0.729173481464386,TODO 0
-824,0,No,Blindweaponsfumbler,politics,2016-09,Do Journalists even try to hide their bias anymore?,0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0
-825,0,Put a little party hat on it.,katubug,OkCupid,2016-09,how exactly does one play up a weird snaggletooth?,0,0.7789509296417236,TODO 2
-826,0,"Or you could have rat-people making rat-ogres, get high as hell on drugs and try and pull the moon from the sky just to get another fix of their drug.",Slixem,AirForce,2016-10,"""Aztec dinosaurs riding bigger dinosaurs that shoot lasers and fuck shit up. This is how Lizardmen do.""",0,0.541049599647522,TODO 3
-827,0,Group projects are fun,Trowawaycausebanned4,AskReddit,2016-12,Why group projects are a thing even though everyone knows what happens EVERY TIME,1,0.9072942137718201,TODO 3
-828,0,"Remember, if you only have one black person it'll be considered the ""token black person""",ObiMemeKenobi,The_Donald,2016-12,DIVERSITY,1,0.9695163369178772,TODO 0
-829,1,what a surprise that there's no activity of the anti-duterte circlejerk here.,ArsMagnamStyle,Philippines,2016-11,"Hindi newsworthy yan! Balik sa kwento nung tuhod ples.. I kennat.. Kappa Srsly tho, take my upvote good ser..",1,0.9821135401725769,TODO 3
-830,0,Only thing you will need money for is enchants and gems or power leveling tradeskills,jelbert6969,wow,2016-11,"Returning player and clueless.... Returning player after been a top 10 server raiding Resto Shaman from the Lich King Expansion. I feel completely overwhelmed and pretty nervous about the amount of time it is going to take to get re-acclimated to all the new features. Does anyone have any pointers on where to start? What the hell is a garrison? Should I just clear the bank on all my old items I had stashed? I have about 25K gold between all my characters, is that even considered a good amount in today's economy? If anyone could make a list of 5 things I should learn and do immediately that would be a big help. I will take to YouTube to fill in the fine details on them. Thanks in advance.",0,0.9256408214569092,TODO 3
-831,1,"Mmm, yeah you're really showing him the error of his ways... I'm sure he'll definitely reconsider his vote next time...",Pelennor,videos,2016-11,Man beat in broad daylight for who he voted for.,1,0.9821944832801819,TODO 3
-832,1,"You should buy the PlayStation Pro, it's cheaper, and 1tb while the 1080 is just 8gb.",greatatemi,pcmasterrace,2016-10,When you are looking for a gtx 1080 and the ps4 pro shows up,1,0.8872299194335938,TODO 0
-833,1,Can you be more specific this question is way to broad.,Patiiii,AskReddit,2016-11,"Coaches of Reddit! What is your favorite ""my kid should be playing"" story?",0,0.6673686504364014,TODO 3
-834,0,"The same people that stalk you as you walk out of the store, trying to get a spot 20 feet closer to the door.",donnysaysvacuum,AskReddit,2016-09,"seriously what is with people not putting their carts away. You were just walking around for an hour in the store, I think you can take 10 seconds to put your cart back",0,0.901036262512207,TODO 1
-835,0,To quote another source: Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner,sabatoa,Michigan,2016-11,"Yeah, but... That's also where most people live. So... It'd be democracy.",0,0.910642147064209,TODO 0
-836,0,I'm waiting for my ride so I can start cooking for tomorrow.,rasalhage,AskReddit,2016-12,Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,0,0.7681846618652344,TODO 0
-837,0,"So just coincidence, then.",VileDevastation,The100,2016-09,[RECORD SCRATCH] I'm female. Table scene is best.,0,0.5020021796226501,TODO 0
-838,0,Orale...,Nicolay77,todayilearned,2016-10,"Surprisingly, Mexico has one of the lowest English speaking population.",0,0.5450763702392578,TODO 0
-839,1,TL;DR - Got bored after picture 3... Seems legit!,NOFORPAIN,ClashOfClans,2016-09,"""FairPlay""",1,0.8866569995880127,TODO 0
-840,0,In 1st grade?,JC-Dude,formula1,2016-10,A lot of kids in my secondary school (high scool to the American folks) would use that as an excuse to go and have a fag in the bogs (cigaratte in the toilets).,0,0.775370180606842,TODO 2
-841,0,Problem is most of the time using definitions straight out of the dictionary will get you downvoted with these folks.,matthewjfazio,TumblrInAction,2016-12,"""Female"" is not a gender, it is a sex. ""Woman"" means ""adult human female."" It is precisely as absurd as calling a penis a clitoris. Also not everyone is on board with this whole ""gender is an identity"" thing. Many people who have _done their reading_ recognize gender as an oppressive instrument of patriarchy, tying behavior and sexual/reproductive role together, and nothing more. Besides, don't you think that if gender was simply an identity, half of women would have ""identified out of"" womanhood just to escape male bullshit?",0,0.9818806648254395,TODO 0
-842,1,For the French it is.,ElvishCopter,europe,2016-11,It's not like it's very complex technology.,0,0.7089962959289551,TODO 0
-843,1,Good thing they had those extra kids to collect bigger checks.,bright_yellow_vest,The_Donald,2016-11,nobody. I hope her entire family starves,1,0.9845245480537415,TODO 0
-844,0,That's Friendship.,thebragade,BigBrother,2016-10,Victor shaved his beard! (With Bridgette and Paul),1,0.6450772881507874,TODO 0
-845,0,"Alright, thanks.",Wetal,OnePieceTC,2016-09,They do exist in the same folder so you can reroll.,0,0.9778018593788147,TODO 0
-846,1,"Just gotta leave out those details man, black people can't be racist.",SunDipFunny,PublicFreakout,2016-11,"Should probably throw in the fact they are beating and carjacking him because he's white, therefore they think he voted for Trump.",1,0.988057017326355,TODO 2
-847,1,Must be the internalised patriarchy!,voodoovocoder,TumblrInAction,2016-11,"As a lesbian trump supporter all the stupid statuses telling me to ""stay strong"" and such are annoying and dramatic.",1,0.9869409203529358,TODO 0
-848,0,Coal country is jubilant today though......,carolined1,politics,2016-11,"There's going to be so much carbon in the air, the sky falling will be a legitimate concern.",1,0.9097795486450195,TODO 2
-849,0,I'm going with drunk.,aliengoods1,nononono,2016-09,ZZZzzzz......,0,0.8926804065704346,TODO 0
-850,1,"There is no such thing, you can go back to bed.",half-spin,europe,2016-11,what intolerant regressive left?,0,0.803515613079071,TODO 0
-851,1,That would be Bill gates I believe,snacdaws,Minecraft,2016-11,Who was the jerk who set it to hardcore,0,0.8419122099876404,TODO 0
-852,0,"I feel fine, thanks!",flaccidcompanion,TrollXChromosomes,2016-10,"When women become the oppressive sex and create power structures within nearly every fabric of society to hold men beneath them for centuries, maybe then it will become sexist. Until then, flaccidcompanion, you'll have to forgive me for not being more sensitive to your feelings.",0,0.9358739852905273,TODO 2
-853,0,used for elephant hunting,zeemona,pics,2016-09,What is Carfentanyls use? Is it the no.1 most deadly substance? Is it used to put down animals?,0,0.7564805150032043,TODO 1
-854,0,I still don't understand the logic behind that.,jcskarambit,AskReddit,2016-10,It looks like we need two turnips and heat :D,0,0.8738328218460083,TODO 2
-855,0,RIP chat if there is any ship similar to the gearing or Atlanta.,FLABANGED,WorldOfWarships,2016-09,"**Canada**: Every hit is immediately followed by a ""Sorry.""",0,0.9813573360443115,TODO 2
-856,0,Kesa Gatame Americana,dutchmull,bjj,2016-11,"What is your submission of choice? For me, a solid triangle is my go to.",1,0.5384100079536438,TODO 0
-857,1,Why does it say ProCharger on the side when that's clearly a Challenger?,justacheesyguy,cars,2016-11,Probably the quickest gen 3 HEMI in the world.,1,0.5560058355331421,TODO 0
-858,0,You made a mistake with Florida 2016,Piello,MapPorn,2016-11,Every USA election ever (updated),0,0.6590949296951294,TODO 0
-859,0,Not that I doubt it - but is there a source for this?,N2B8R,The_Donald,2016-11,One thing I learned recently is the Census determines the number of electoral votes a state gets & the Census counts illegal immigrants -- thus states like Cali may get more electoral votes even though people counted are not actually citizens.,0,0.9791932106018066,TODO 0
-860,0,Megalovania isn't strictly related to Undertale,Smugg-Fruit,earthbound,2016-11,Why do people still post Undertale stuff here? It. Doesn't. Belong. Here.,0,0.9217740297317505,TODO 2
-861,1,Northern Mexicans,Ayce23,Amd,2016-11,Canadian peso?,1,0.5610240697860718,TODO 0
-862,0,They misspelled Reagan.,GracchiBros,politics,2016-10,"Baby boomers have been a disaster for America, and Trump is their biggest mistake yet",1,0.6780471205711365,TODO 0
-863,0,Bless.,Mumdot,circlebroke2,2016-12,"Nah, teach thunderf00t, the greatest philosopher of all time.",0,0.9378203749656677,TODO 0
-864,1,"Trump was elected, so theres that.",roughtimes,Winnipeg,2016-11,Im curious. What has gone on since he was elected? Has anything gotten worse? Improved? Was any of that due to his policies? Portage and Main won't happen. Past deals with certain companies won't allow it.,1,0.5882764458656311,TODO 4
-865,0,That sure sucks for anyone who was using their condo for AirBNB.,BigBreakfast,CanadaPolitics,2016-11,"The way it's structured is the tax applies to *all* residences and you can get out of paying it if you or a tenant declares it as their primary residence. BC's homeowner grant program already requires people to disclose their primary residence and our government's possess a lot of other information in tax records. People could attempt to subvert the law, but committing tax fraud is a pretty risky move for a real-estate investment. I don't think people have fully appreciated the effect this policy might have.",0,0.7464156150817871,TODO 1
-866,0,Someone might want to fix the auto-flair bot,dumberanddumbest,WorldOfWarships,2016-11,Overhaul of the camouflage system,0,0.7178927063941956,TODO 0
-867,0,Typical ctrl-left...,VampireKillBot,The_Donald,2016-11,WHAT??? video of WHITE Democrat CNN guest using N-Word on live TV debating a BLACK Trump conservative!! #LeftWingNeoKlan is here!!,1,0.8870789408683777,TODO 0
-868,1,"Bisexuality doesn't exist, ya crazy.",Joltik,askgaybros,2016-11,That's called bi.,1,0.9877261519432068,TODO 3
-869,0,fuck,J35Official,2meirl4meirl,2016-11,2meirl4meirl,0,0.9792256355285645,TODO 0
-870,0,"cool, ty.",Pollish-N-insert,summonerswar,2016-10,"like volvo said , farm the light dungeons while checking chat for SDs, you're gonna need the essences later anyway. change to a crowded channel for more chances",0,0.9777052998542786,TODO 0
-871,0,If every mission had an instance where you spawned with your followers for instances with an AI team.,CommieStoner,wow,2016-09,"But to be fair, my followers went on way more fun adventures than I did.",0,0.692575991153717,TODO 4
-872,0,Thats what i was thinking what do you reccommend?,TheChosen1inc,hiphopheads,2016-11,Vinyl,0,0.9795292019844055,TODO 0
-873,0,Berkeley students didn't riot.,StupidEECS,berkeley,2016-11,Berkeley students riot in response to Trump election,0,0.5862152576446533,TODO 4
-874,0,"""Back in my day, people used 16:9 black bars so they can focus more.""",Pa12a,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,Is this bannable?,1,0.8516595363616943,TODO 0
-875,0,Whoosh,chrisjjs300,CrappyDesign,2016-11,"No, I mean the mispelling. The cancer bit on the OP is obviously a horoscope style cancer. See the crab?",0,0.921201765537262,TODO 0
-876,0,Pelt them with oranges,JohnnyHendo,AskReddit,2016-11,Your goal is to give someone a crippling fear of oranges. How do you succeed?,0,0.5617483854293823,TODO 0
-877,0,"Some people complained on how the Lore Lady AP is too quiet, but I find it really fitting to her ""*character*"".",PapaFragolino,Smite,2016-10,"I might, really liking the Scylla skin. And some of the rewards you get for purchasing items. Also lore lady ap",0,0.9730826616287231,TODO 3
-878,0,I wonder whether Hockey is egotistical enough to challenge it or cowardly enough to stay away.,wowzeemissjane,australia,2016-11,Yep. Gutless wonder. Brandis is blaming everybody who can't defend themselves knowing full well that they can't.,0,0.9097573757171631,TODO 0
-879,0,Keep in mind that different people vote on these awards.,SpOoKyghostah,baseball,2016-11,"Arenado got the Gold Glove and Silver Slugger at 3rd base. So apparently Arenado is a better hitter and fielder than Bryant, but Bryant is more valuable...because reasons, I guess? ?_?",0,0.9713408946990967,TODO 3
-880,0,Mosul Dam is in safe hands now.,glibpuppet,worldnews,2016-10,"I'm intrigued about what they are going to do to the Mosul Dam. Scorched Earth, anyone?",1,0.93930983543396,TODO 1
-881,1,He's throwing picks so the defense starts to underestimate him.,Teddyismydawg,ravens,2016-11,I literally never wanna hear another excuse for Flacco's stupid ass again,1,0.8325989246368408,TODO 2
-882,1,He probably thought he didn't need to put the,angrygnome18d,dbz,2016-11,"Wait, what?",1,0.9898329973220825,TODO 1
-883,0,If it was true then Tyler1 would be rank 1 NA.,Penumbrius,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Dude if that was true, Dom would be like at the top forever. Like it wouldn't even be an option for him to drop below the top spot.",1,0.624596118927002,TODO 0
-884,0,More like being vegetarian than on a diet,YumScrumptious96,AskReddit,2016-10,Being religious and against gay marriage is like hating people for eating a burgers because you're on a diet,0,0.9109571576118469,TODO 0
-885,0,What the fuck is with all those periods,agentbarron,FreeGamesOnSteam,2016-09,removing the token .. is that enough...because i searched with my email and it came up....does it have my email and passwords...or usernames...or.... *cries* i dont feel safe anymore *sniff sniff* someone hold me,0,0.88675457239151,TODO 0
-886,0,"He's right though, win or lose the presidency, Nationalism has awoken and we the people will win sooner or later.",VGmarketresearcher,The_Donald,2016-10,Alex Jones PREDICTS TRUMP WILL WIN- BIG!!! #MAGA,1,0.702009379863739,TODO 0
-887,0,People use incorrect grammar all the time.,FluffyPillowstone,iamverysmart,2016-09,"As someone who has weekly problem sets, i have 100% heard people use homeworks to refer to several problem sets.",1,0.5475100874900818,TODO 1
-888,0,Probably not great humans either.,j0sephl,technology,2016-11,They weren't your friends.,0,0.7848333716392517,TODO 2
-889,0,That's not a trap thats rape,Xepez09,handholding,2016-10,It was a trap!,1,0.799617350101471,TODO 1
-890,0,Then he need to sign a fight with Golovkin,vazz94,Boxing,2016-10,I wanna see Eubank in a proper war,1,0.7439641356468201,TODO 0
-891,0,It has a vagina,seal_eggs,SwordOrSheath,2016-09,What is it? I'm using the app and it won't let me see the spoiler.,0,0.5048731565475464,TODO 0
-892,0,I cleared my memory and deleted block dude on accident :(,seal_eggs,AskReddit,2016-10,I just got the wierd urge to play block dude while reading this,0,0.9699115753173828,TODO 0
-893,0,"damn, would be a great idea for Indianapolis",EricNick09,NASCAR,2016-10,"I thought maybe once, but the only result Racing-Reference has in the top 3 series was an Xfinity Series race by Elton Sawyer in 2001.",0,0.934817373752594,TODO 2
-894,0,LOL,Barnabyu,soccer,2016-11,God damn Neymar sucked his own dick when he fell down. Bent right in half.,0,0.9383133053779602,TODO 3
-895,0,Bollards and Winkers should do it (or at least deter the wankers),__WALLY__,pics,2016-09,"Shut it, ya bollard!",0,0.9461556077003479,TODO 0
-896,0,100 dex entries.,NibblesMcGiblet,pokemongo,2016-09,Only 100 pokemon caught?,0,0.6095116138458252,TODO 0
-897,1,Ubisoft owns the concept of parkour because france.,watdefk,leagueoflegends,2016-11,what? on what grounds?,1,0.8477036952972412,TODO 2
-898,1,"Being liberal isn't a race, it's a mental disorder.",zbeezle,Jokes,2016-11,"I'm liberal, are you being racist towards me?",0,0.7579018473625183,TODO 1
-899,0,"Since P3FES is the only reference you have for a SMT game, I've got three words of advice for you: Buckle up, princess.",razikain,Megaten,2016-12,"Thinking about starting Nocturne, and I have a few questions! Had it laying around for a little over a month now, thinking about starting it soon. Whats something that I need to know going into this game? Especially after coming off of Persona 3 FES last year. Is the game mostly gameplay or is there something like the Social Links where there's more story for you to learn about?",0,0.5527016520500183,TODO 3
-900,1,Well at least Sam Brownback is an adviser pick so... something something great economy..,_bobbynewmark_,Bitcoin,2016-11,"So you're saying his anti-establlishment persona was BS? I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!",1,0.9459296464920044,TODO 2
-901,0,"I thought I knew what conflict interest meant and how it applies, but apparently not.",GeraldMungo,HillaryForPrison,2016-09,The Curious Case of Cheryl Mills | The Weekly Standard,0,0.9215013384819031,TODO 2
-902,1,It's never to early to start building the wall.,partyunicorn,funny,2016-11,This guy can't be serious.,1,0.9520910978317261,TODO 1
-903,0,Gonna need a better description of what you're proposing.,mdgates00,factorio,2016-09,Is this something I can do with logistics stuff. So I'm at work on lunch thinking about factorio so I cant post screen shot. Basically I wanted to turn my steel smelting area into a iron one as well. But the inserter that would put the iron on the belt would take it first before the one to put it into the other furnace which stopped my steel production. So can I turn off the iron inserter if the steel furnace is empty. Or the other way around turn on inserter if steel furnace is full.,0,0.9098228812217712,TODO 3
-904,1,Sarcastic obviously sarcasm is not easy to catch.,TamarinFisher,screenshots,2016-11,obvious sarcasm is obvious. how did the poster not catch that?,1,0.977423369884491,TODO 2
-905,0,Had a couple surges so far but still going..,Fryes,florida,2016-10,Post here if your power is out,0,0.9820371866226196,TODO 0
-906,1,I hear botting can speed up the experience for you,LemonLce,wow,2016-11,Would like to level a character from 1 to 110. Any quick tips/guide you guys experienced to be really helpful? ^,1,0.8940134644508362,TODO 1
-907,0,The NHL has had a woman play in a preseason game.,CireArodum,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,"Oh, I didn't realize that the nba could theoretically be open to women players...Walt about MLB, and NFL in that case? Do they have specific prohibitions?",0,0.8911625742912292,TODO 0
-908,0,FFS Gregory.,headlesslolo,cowboys,2016-11,Randy Gregory has failed another drug test (year long suspension per policy),0,0.8977339267730713,TODO 0
-909,0,As a regular transformation as well.,GOLDBONDvsBALLZ,dbxv,2016-11,We need SSB versions of Goku and Vegeta in their old outfits that they've been wearing throughout the current arc,0,0.9162605404853821,TODO 0
-910,0,*accident galat ho gayi*,sleepless_indian,india,2016-12,hope this cock sucker is in jail for the rest of his life.,0,0.5302101373672485,TODO 0
-911,0,Me if it's cheap enough,TheEmptyJuiceBox,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Where do I sell an unused windows 10 key?,0,0.8316464424133301,TODO 0
-912,0,2nd unit has been too trash at rebounding to leave bazz out imo.,obamatheepug,timberwolves,2016-11,I have loved Bazz Since his second year when he took a big leap in his game. With that said he is not consistent enough to get big minutes on this team. Right now he is fighting to be included on the second unit. Unless he figures it out I think he might drop out of the rotation. Right now I would take Rush over Bazz. But it is still a small sample. It is pretty entertaining to see these young guys fight for their spot on this exciting team.,0,0.9468333125114441,TODO 0
-913,1,"Um, Hillary lives right here in the U.S.",cgbeige,worldnews,2016-11,Wonder how many months of inquiry the secretary of foreign affairs will spend being grilled by the Bundestag about this?,1,0.7356603145599365,TODO 2
-914,0,thats what i loved about mehmet okur-huge reason we won it in 04,lostboy005,DetroitPistons,2016-12,"Grizzlies knew what he could do, the Suns were imploding while he was there so they weren't really focussed on him. Such an under rated player, people will be singing a different tune about the great contract hes on when the cap increases AND he's one of the best bench bigs in the league. Can you point to many better big men coming off the bench in the entire league? Jefferson, Biyombo, few others maybe?",0,0.547232985496521,TODO 3
-915,0,This fact still keeps me hard at night.,graffix13,baseball,2016-09,I would feel bad but you guys won the World Series last year.,0,0.6696761846542358,TODO 0
-916,0,I'm a big McGregor nuthugger but Eddie killed him lmao,MrLutareio,MMA,2016-11,Eddie talks about Conor being on welfare,0,0.9399889707565308,TODO 4
-917,0,Superman does good.,vapir1,news,2016-09,He did **well**.,1,0.5287186503410339,TODO 1
-918,1,"And pay 40 dollars to get access to my premium because I won't actually put anything but tease pictures on this snapchat even though you could really get much better content by just jumping on Pornhub, but thank fuck people don't know about that.",WinOSXBuntu,snapchatboobs,2016-11,22 F. Sexy snapchat account. Cum see my 36 i's ;),1,0.9805765748023987,TODO 0
-919,1,I think he meant Lower Alabama actually.,Temjin,videos,2016-11,"If by LA you mean Louisiana, the Louisiana state patrol doesnt fuck around with speeding. My mom got ticketed going going down US 190 about 10 over the speed limit, which I think is set at 70 or something.",0,0.7272857427597046,TODO 1
-920,1,Hello ~ Adele,fLukeiver,avengedsevenfold,2016-11,What song(s) would you like to hear A7X cover? So the seven songs are supposed to be cover songs. I think it'd be awesome if one of those songs would be The Anthem by Trivium.,0,0.8914473652839661,TODO 0
-921,0,Bad Company 3 2K18 (so they don't do a yearly release and lose quality),dwilsons,Battlefield,2016-11,Bad Company 2 Vietnam is quite cool.,1,0.7341615557670593,TODO 1
-922,0,TIL there's 200ml bottles,Knowledge_via_DMT,Vaping,2016-12,Hand check from home,1,0.6385763883590698,TODO 0
-923,1,sorry I forgot UK=Europe,kingwroth,xboxone,2016-10,Did you not read the part that said plus the UK or are they not Europe already?,1,0.7008577585220337,TODO 0
-924,0,Have you tried sticking something in it?,CharChar12,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,"I'm browsing on an iPhone 6s Plus, which holds great charge and does everything I need to. It does have this weird hole at the bottom though, think it's for headphones, not sure, I've never used it.",1,0.7462786436080933,TODO 0
-925,0,I think drug lords in the Philippines have a higher chance of murdering people then a McDonalds manager tbh,SeeBoar,news,2016-09,"Do you think *any* business consists of ""altruistic good people who never hurt 'regular' people""?",0,0.817151665687561,TODO 1
-926,0,700k$ / yr for (I'll be super conservative here) 200 jobs is 3.5k$/yr/job that will give 30-40k$/yr/job.,bokonator,politics,2016-12,"A good chunk of those ""1k jobs"" weren't on the chopping block to begin with. A few hundred jobs were saved for $7,000,000.",0,0.767471194267273,TODO 1
-927,0,I love that the picture on the Domestic homepage is a picture of QUT but with QUT's logos are photoshopped out.,ricadam,brisbane,2016-11,What's the Game You're Playing UQ?,0,0.5808431506156921,TODO 0
-928,0,Where have you applied?,becky_espagne,IBO,2016-11,Waiting anxiously for University results and trying to grow my company to pay for Uni...,0,0.9349784255027771,TODO 0
-929,0,Here from r/all who is this and why should I care,nathanbrotherbob,The_Donald,2016-12,"Couldn't find her when I googled ""RACISM"", can we fix that?",1,0.7653866410255432,TODO 1
-930,1,"We dont need that, with the power of MIB we can terraform Earth into Mars",DausHMS,Brunei,2016-11,0/10 no space elevator to Mars,1,0.8159589767456055,TODO 3
-931,0,I'm not sure that realistic consequences of a real fight is what wwe is going for,BearLoon,SquaredCircle,2016-11,"He should be in the title picture soon. He should destroy survivor series and then have Owens drop the belt to a transitional ""face"" champ in Roman and have Braun destroy him, instant cred for beating roman. They can use him like a brock or goldberg character that is actually at the shows each week. Not much talking required. He looks like a wrestler should look. Seeing him in the ring with Owens made Owens look like a chump, unrealistic that he could beat braun.",0,0.9030182361602783,TODO 3
-932,0,Nothing can top this.,Razeraa,Overwatch,2016-11,"Yes, no, YES, yes, no, yes, no, YES, YES, NOOOOO (A Reinhardt journey)",0,0.9396491646766663,TODO 0
-933,0,Don't forget the yearly steam sale hype videos....,JoshSellsGuns,todayilearned,2016-10,"TIL ""Sail"" by AWOLnation is the only song to reach a new peak after spending more than a year on Billboard's 100 chart. Since 2011, the song keeps generating sales due in large parts to viral video of wingsuits and cats, BMW commercials, Vikings and CW TV promos.",1,0.7093246579170227,TODO 3
-934,0,"I mean, even if he turns out to be OP, the adc list for worlds is pretty fucking stacked and quite a few if not all of the players going have shown some seriously amazing play on Twitch.",zanotam,leagueoflegends,2016-09,They missed the Worlds patch though...,0,0.9743432402610779,TODO 0
-935,0,A gold and a nice morning coffee,prrg,AskReddit,2016-09,What's one thing that would make your day completely better?,0,0.8096524477005005,TODO 3
-936,1,Are you really laughing?,oobspahn,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-11,"Not mad at all, I'm just talking to you lol",0,0.9503374695777893,TODO 0
-937,0,Because the average voter loves to pretend think and vote with conscience,Rusty-S,PoliticalDiscussion,2016-11,Why do you think these cities would listen to the Republicans any more than they do now?,1,0.8628381490707397,TODO 3
-938,0,Curls for the real girls.,GameOnDevin,fatlogic,2016-12,"That man is clearly just doing some curls with her legs, and I will not participate in swoleshaming him.",1,0.5445216298103333,TODO 3
-939,0,But if Hillary won we can say the same thing in regards to media.,coolman1581,politics,2016-11,So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?,1,0.9110930562019348,TODO 0
-940,0,"actually, the government did it it was one of their solutions, now they are gonna print bigger notes",ArtGamer,nottheonion,2016-11,have they tried printing more money,1,0.9290810823440552,TODO 2
-941,0,"Obviously I'm biased but I'm taking our defense, especially with Lewis back and playing well.",HarbaughToKolesar,CFB,2016-09,"Idk about the defense but I think our offense and special teams are better, by a larger margin than their defense may be better than ours. It will be a interesting game and I hope we pull it out.",0,0.9790883660316467,TODO 3
-942,1,Hilarious and original!,svgcbbg,forza,2016-11,FORD. Failed On Race Day,1,0.9774184823036194,TODO 1
-943,0,Hasn't been relevant to him for years.,Timbab,worldnews,2016-11,How's that EU membership application doing?,0,0.9298500418663025,TODO 4
-944,1,"""We get way more free games with PS Plus!""",Animegame97,pcmasterrace,2016-11,When they told you PC Gaming is expensive,1,0.8615176677703857,TODO 0
-945,0,When will the Final Battle be?,hungry_as_hell,AskReddit,2016-11,"I have a commute rival. She and I hate each other's guts. We have never spoken but we take the same bus at the same time and every single morning we stare daggers at each other. I'm in work out gear wiping sleep from my face that still has yesterday's make up streaked on it clutching a sports bag. She's got a blue backpack and her hair is pulled back in a ponytail and she's dressed for work. Every morning, she sneers at my work out clothes. And every morning, I sneer back at her bum and thighs (they're huge. The rest of her isn't that big but my god, the woman is a pear.) Then we pointedly ignore each other. If the train we both then take hasn't arrived yet, we will pointedly take a few steps away from each other and sit in separate wagons. It's the most hostile relationship I have and we haven't exchanged even a syllable. It was hate at first sight. It's oddly heartwarming in a way.",0,0.7417541742324829,TODO 2
-946,1,your looking pretty strong though,TheWakaWakaMan,rugbyunion,2016-11,It's because the boks are Shit right now.,0,0.6161177158355713,TODO 1
-947,0,Not at all.,H34thcliff,surfing,2016-11,Is it sharky that far north?,0,0.7299630045890808,TODO 0
-948,0,"I tried binding lux laugh and her E on one key, ended up with both parents in a mental institute, brother in anti aggression clinic and no friends on facebook",NattyGainz,leagueoflegends,2016-10,"Tried to bind Fizz E to mastery emote, ended up giving up first blood cuz it does not work",0,0.9539763927459717,TODO 0
-949,0,I miss video calls though :P,FilmingMachine,discordapp,2016-09,friendship ended with Skype,0,0.920619547367096,TODO 3
-950,1,"coil whine aside, how does gaming at 1500fps compare to 165fps?",coloredgreyscale,pcmasterrace,2016-12,PC Master Race problems,0,0.6436020731925964,TODO 0
-951,1,Yes let's all be cynics and not do anything different.,SensaiBlaze,TODispensaries,2016-11,"Stupid idea. Like really dumb. Might as well label it ""rob me please"".",1,0.9872625470161438,TODO 2
-952,0,"""Hooray, responsibili-urghh""",fr4ternity,BoJackHorseman,2016-10,"""Hooray, a task!""",0,0.8050779700279236,TODO 0
-953,1,"""wow stupid sjw asking for safe spaces!!!!!""",Virtymlol,facepalm,2016-11,"My friend got called a ""liberal r*tard"" for saying she wanted to feel safe in her community. She's black and has received threats of violence since trump won and shes like 7-8 months pregnant.",1,0.9845357537269592,TODO 2
-954,0,"that's a lot of money invested in a not so popular game, i can see it back firing on ACTV and they won't do it again for future tittles.",scumper24,CoDCompetitive,2016-12,CWL to have $4m in Prizing for 2017,0,0.9596483707427979,TODO 0
-955,0,"The problem is that if they don't, it looks incredibly spammy",Blowmewhileiplaycod,Android,2016-10,That announces who it is from and allows them to directly respond to it. If they have an Android device its a notification through Play Services that mimics allo.,0,0.9729012846946716,TODO 4
-956,0,"Without the thrill of boning, what is life?",InfectedEzio,FanTheories,2016-09,Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks...,1,0.7961917519569397,TODO 1
-957,0,That's fair - good luck :),maidrinruadh,findfashion,2016-12,thanks for the advice. i dont even need the fur or anything. it's just so hard to find one that color,0,0.9804180860519409,TODO 1
-958,0,"""On wearer"" is when you have it equipped, ""when active"" is when you have the weapon out.",HiDefSheep,tf2,2016-11,"Really Stupid Question Does ""damage vulnerability on wearer"" only mean when the weapon is active or when the weapon is in a slot?",0,0.9774274826049805,TODO 3
-959,0,"Maybe, but not necessarily 5-10 years after that, and this is leaving out other great mentions like Gygax, Pratchett and Howard who've helped define and refine fantasy for, what, 30-40 years, codifying genres and subgenres of fantasy in the process.",vsxe,Fantasy,2016-10,"Maybe, but I would bet in the next 10 years when new authors are asked, 'why write fantasy?' we will hear a lot of Harry Potter as a kid statements.",0,0.9743565917015076,TODO 4
-960,1,Ohhhh so they can just run from Aatrox and he revives with 30 hp....THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA WTF,mumubleg,leagueoflegends,2016-11,This is such a good idea wtf,1,0.9829691052436829,TODO 1
-961,0,"Right Charles, but at least you get to die before Trump is President.",ReturnOfMorelaak,oldpeoplefacebook,2016-11,4D CHESS!,1,0.7167268395423889,TODO 4
-962,0,So no?,Vinolik,pcmasterrace,2016-11,yes,0,0.6240038871765137,TODO 0
-963,0,"Well, if there was ever a question that FastPokeMaps was engaged in illegal activities, here is the proof.",TheFarix,pokemongo,2016-10,"According to Waryas, the new maps API will be public after it is reversed.",1,0.7651101350784302,TODO 3
-964,1,That just means no one on the game has a play better than that...,NinjaBoffin,Paladins,2016-11,Sick Androxus PotG,1,0.9167070984840393,TODO 0
-965,0,"First rule is to never say ""conversating""",atlasmcbot,socialskills,2016-10,Conversating with new people,0,0.8777709603309631,TODO 3
-966,1,"Yeah guys, it's obviously about we don't need no education",BryceLikesMovies,pinkfloyd,2016-11,Well whoever wrote that is stupid because that isn't what it's about...,1,0.9875015020370483,TODO 4
-967,0,Go there in person and check yourself.,Samhein,worldnews,2016-09,"Okay, how about a source that's just credible?",0,0.926236093044281,TODO 3
-968,0,dicks out?,ocho-muerte,CFB,2016-09,Iowa died for this,0,0.897047221660614,TODO 0
-969,0,Americans are exceptionally dumb,phone_throw12,india,2016-11,r/Americanpeoplefacebook,0,0.8020268082618713,TODO 4
-970,0,I'm 31 and still all that..,Boinkers_,todayilearned,2016-10,"Seriously, at 18 years old I was a gahddamn idiot...and most definitely a child.",0,0.8362625241279602,TODO 0
-971,0,I saved 26 when making 75 and I'm very frugal :-/.,cantusethemain,investing,2016-11,If you make $75k per year. You could save maybe $30k if you tried hard. That would still take you 20 years of saving like crazy to reach that. Most people don't make $75k per year and most people can't save 40% of their salary for 20 years. Most people put that into a house and stuff too. Well your house isn't a liquid asset.,0,0.8614628911018372,TODO 0
-972,1,Fucks your problem bro?,camsjams,poker,2016-11,"They're fucking with you, by the way",0,0.5381085872650146,TODO 0
-973,0,tl;dr conspiracy theorists are reaching really hard.,dragunityag,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Offseason poaching explained,0,0.6204107403755188,TODO 0
-974,0,"yeah, i play support and help my friend when hes tanking, you know why i don't in pub, because the minute you jump out and try to repair the mother fuckers always drive off headfirst into trouble.",pc_usrs,Battlefield,2016-12,"I have never seen anyone hop out of my tank to repair. At least, I refuse to believe this happens in pub games, or without having friends on voip. That's a level of cooperation I'd love to see, though.",0,0.6985180377960205,TODO 0
-975,0,Closed captioning didn't help.,Fat_Brando,videos,2016-12,Kid's got personality and well edited. Didn't understand any of the local youth colloquialisms but that just made it all the more intriguing.,0,0.8218976259231567,TODO 1
-976,0,It's a stupid af rule tho.,BatmanReigns,nfl,2016-09,"Lions fans salty af about that kickoff. If you field a kickoff out of bounds, it counts as though the kick is out. Ball gets spotted at the 40-yard line.",0,0.9642547965049744,TODO 2
-977,0,11% for every million we offered him over what y'all did.,cdgodin,nfl,2016-10,We should measure it in dollars per completion,0,0.6808696389198303,TODO 0
-978,1,I said this would happen when we started to allow blacks to use our stuff,TakesTheWrongSideGuy,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,52 years ago we had amazing water fountains... like seriously where are water fountains that shoot water that high these days... instead I've gotta basically lick the dam thing to get water...,1,0.9556080102920532,TODO 0
-979,0,When I found out people make ramen in the microwave I couldn't speak.,biggiefoxie,AskReddit,2016-09,Making ramen. Let the water boil first you heathens.,0,0.7704691290855408,TODO 2
-980,0,Huddersfield and Norwich conceding 5 in the same night.,yummymagnets,soccer,2016-10,Fulham 5-0 Huddersfield,0,0.8681613206863403,TODO 0
-981,1,"Boom, take that evolution.",StRyder91,AskReddit,2016-11,that a scientific theory is just a hypothesis.,1,0.5659660696983337,TODO 1
-982,0,"Yeah, we'll just ignore the display, the superior os for working, the software support, the easy-to-use factor and everything else.",quickscoperdoge,pcmasterrace,2016-10,"Thats fucking right, here in Mexico everyone still buys the ""OMG THIS SCHOOL HAS A CLASSROOM FULL OF iMACS!!!111"" It's pure cringe for me. Yes they look nice, but it's hardware from years ago and people think it's game changing. I will soon start my career at uni and will have to deal with iMacs for 4 fucking years.",1,0.9380340576171875,TODO 1
-983,1,Methinks he dropped this:,Lurkers-gotta-post,todayilearned,2016-11,"Don't you feel profoundly ashamed of posting such a comment? Is there nothing in you which cringes, perhaps flinches when rereading it? Was there no inner voice crying ""Stop! What are you *doing*? No good can come of this!"" before you made that final click - nothing telling you that to publish this would see you judged and despised by all but the most ignorant and hateful readers? I mean, the lack of capitals is bad enough regardless of how *en vogue* the lower case may be, but omitting the colon after ""nono"" is simply unacceptable - and by not putting a period at the end of your sentence you've effectively forfeited your rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. (Also: fuck off, you anti-Semitic cumsmudge.)",1,0.9898684024810791,TODO 0
-984,0,"Was in the post match thread, have a look at my post history if you even give a feck aha",Melanjoly,soccer,2016-10,Who told you? Literally never seen that here,0,0.9801476001739502,TODO 0
-985,0,jesamo fucking pranked us what the fuck,PKMudkipz,Megaten,2016-11,"Fusion Accidents - Low Effort Content - NSFW - November 13, 2016 Got some bad fan art to share? How about the latest dank memes? or just feel like shitposting? This is the thread for you. NSFW posts are allowed. Please mark all spoilers, as per the sidebar.",0,0.8429935574531555,TODO 0
-986,1,Wow how dare trump not build a concrete wall in unviable locations and instead opt for a fence,Kubacka,politics,2016-11,"Mexico border wall could be partly fence, President-elect Donald Trump tells US network CBS",1,0.9871406555175781,TODO 4
-987,0,PRESS SQUARE TO KISS WIFE,Zepheh,Rainbow6,2016-09,"Remember that time we we're going to have a Rainbow game called ""Patriots""? Pepperidge Farms remembers",0,0.7097360491752625,TODO 2
-988,0,Unproud,burndtdan,hillaryclinton,2016-10,Words that Clinton has taught me: demagogic Words that Trump has taught me: bigly,0,0.889644205570221,TODO 0
-989,1,Hahahaha forgot the,Powdershuttle,AskReddit,2016-11,"I can imagine getting all that pot smell out of the room would cost at least $200! When someone smokes a joint in my house I have to call the professional steam cleaners and everything, is such an ordeal!",1,0.9897652864456177,TODO 0
-990,0,"So far only level 51 AR:M4, g36c, or g3 SMG:P90 Sniper:Barret Pistol:Deagle Don't really use LMGs or Shotguns",JN02882,CODModernWarfare,2016-11,What is Your Favorite Gun per Class? For me: Assault Rifle: MP44 SMG: Skorpian LMG: SAW M249 Sniper: R700 Shotgun: W1200 Handgun: Desert Eagle (Obviously),0,0.9596916437149048,TODO 0
-991,1,"Ignore it, everything is fine",thestickystickman,worldnews,2016-11,Alright. what's your solution?,1,0.7529676556587219,TODO 2
-992,1,Totally.,Domin0e,pokemon,2016-11,So it was an order then?,1,0.8540977239608765,TODO 0
-993,0,Cat.,Jedisilvr,CatsStandingUp,2016-11,Cat.,0,0.9712697267532349,TODO 3
-994,0,"It is also a must for Mesa, allowing her to burst Peacemaker quickly while bullet jumping.",r_fitness_only,Warframe,2016-11,Or frames like Trinity who need to cast frequently.,1,0.6437865495681763,TODO 0
-995,0,"Supposedly, it isn't his venmo, and the money will be donated to a local Boys and Girls Club.",ReachFor24,CFB,2016-10,lol is that seriously Nigel Hayes out there by himself bummin venmo requests?,0,0.8353631496429443,TODO 1
-996,0,aaahhhh.... the memories... lol,MasterDJV,Rainbow6,2016-09,Ya I remember that post. That was during sieges darkest days when hackers were freaking everywhere. Lots of comments accusing of hacks.. Fun times.,0,0.9792040586471558,TODO 3
-997,0,# FUCK THE STEELERS,officiakimkardashian,bengals,2016-11,"THE FUCKING COWBOYS BEAT THE STEELERS UPVOTE PARTY! In a nerve wrecking shootout with a bunch of 2 point conversion fails, the Cowboys come on top! LET'S GO!",0,0.8909001350402832,TODO 0
-998,0,We had XBox tournaments in the day room for my company.,bikemancs,army,2016-09,People bring their xbox and what not to Afghanistan..? That's a thing?,0,0.9774705171585083,TODO 4
-999,1,well im sure now that trump sees all of these protesters hes totally going to step down for sure,healthshield,pics,2016-11,Thousands join hands around Lake Merritt in Oakland to protest Trump,1,0.9871484637260437,TODO 1
-1000,0,That sounds reasonable.,Speedswiper,Minecraft,2016-12,"Ok here's another idea, an item that spawns in the machine in front of you when used, and when used again, despawns the machine.",1,0.9462308287620544,TODO 0
-1001,0,IMNOTTOUCHINGYOU IMNOTTOUCHINGYOU IMNOTTOUCHINGYOU,parlez-vous,funny,2016-11,Why does he remind me of that radio guy who annoys street performers in time square.,0,0.8519387245178223,TODO 0
-1002,1,Yeah that totally makes it better,steavoh,politics,2016-11,"That's because of our large junkie population in the inner-cities. (Crack moms, i.e. Obama and Clinton voters.)",1,0.986702024936676,TODO 0
-1003,0,He paid more just last year than Donald has in 20 years... so stfu and go cry over at r/the_donald,NinjaCombo,politics,2016-10,"F Warren Buffett and his sanctimonious ass. He paid $1.9 million in taxes last year on earned income of $11.6 million after taking $5.5 million in total deductions (nearly $3.5 million is allowable charitable contributions). This is being described as ""an effective tax rate of 16 percent"" He's worth $65 BILLION. He paid a real-world tax rate of 0.0002. And another thing. Let's assume he was getting 6 percent interest income on his worth. That would be an income of about $39 million. There is a U.S. law that permits citizens to make contributions to the treasury beyond their yearly IRS obligation. Mr. Buffett does not appear to availed himself of that opportunity. Sorry Warren, this dog is not hunting.",0,0.7821164727210999,TODO 4
-1004,1,"Police officers should stop focusing on murderers and rapist, they should focus on the real dangers, racists!",SunTzuArtofWar,The_Donald,2016-11,"Genuine question, what is wrong with political correctness?",1,0.9656429886817932,TODO 3
-1005,1,Goddamn scofflaws.,flamingboard,todayilearned,2016-11,"Yeah I absolutely am. I wouldn't steal a single mothers car but I'd take the extra McChicken at McDonalds if they accidentally gave me one. I'm just a good for nothing thief though, I'm no different than those who hold up convenient stores at gunpoint right?",0,0.9125362634658813,TODO 0
-1006,1,You own a number of coffee shops right?,miraistreak,The_Donald,2016-11,I'm not.,0,0.8541193008422852,TODO 2
-1007,0,Sorry Detroit and Flint...,SirGoon,news,2016-12,More than half US aid goes to Israel and its gov't ignores our warnings on settlements -- Kerry,0,0.7697961330413818,TODO 0
-1008,0,People are too busy banning diablo+rhegod,Luvs_to_drink,heroesofthestorm,2016-12,"As a Tychus (more-or-less) main from Day 1 that is enjoying the fact that he is finally relevant, I've actually been surprised at how infrequently I've seen him banned over the past few weeks post-Rag. Maybe I've just been lucky, though.",1,0.8921889066696167,TODO 0
-1009,1,"No, Eternal ceremonies and ordinances never change",bananajr6000,exmormon,2016-11,"New Temple Initiatory? Got an email from a TBM family member. In it they mentioned doing ""new temple Initiatories."" Is there some thing that has changed in the Initiatories? It's been almost a year since I've gone and don't really want to go to find out for myself.",0,0.6910841464996338,TODO 2
-1010,0,"9 attempts, got 1 Flash Ticket, 2 Silver player and 6 Bronze.",elzafir,FUTMobile,2016-11,FIFA Mobile Flash Sale,0,0.9290162324905396,TODO 1
-1011,0,Dont forget Agl SSJ2 Vegeta xD,elricmon2099,DBZDokkanBattle,2016-11,W A S T E D Card Art: The Team,1,0.5799996256828308,TODO 0
-1012,0,I refer to this as conspiracy baiting.,senpai_circlejerk,The_Donald,2016-09,"They have so many extreme scandals, it's pretty amazing actually. That's how she can get away with the ""vast right-wing conspiracy"" line because all the stuff they have done is unbelievably bad.",1,0.6209858059883118,TODO 0
-1013,0,Mmm yeh,Jayskies,LiverpoolFC,2016-11,Hendersons against Chelsea.,0,0.8725281953811646,TODO 0
-1014,0,"How about we just agree he looks like ""Manning"".",SirFireHydrant,nfl,2016-09,I've personally felt he looks more like Eli with the deep bombs and dropped INTs.,1,0.6498478055000305,TODO 4
-1015,1,"I'm in ninth grade physics, thank you very much.",Jalenofkake,nfl,2016-11,"They just learned that in eighth grade physics, don't be so harsh. They'll learn.",1,0.7699499130249023,TODO 2
-1016,0,'Can I give you 20 now and 180 at the end of the month?',Yesbabelon,videos,2016-12,Arlington police officer allows teen do 200 push-ups instead of jail time for smoking weed,1,0.7038687467575073,TODO 0
-1017,0,THIS IS THEIR BS!,RolletRogue,leagueoflegends,2016-11,I hope Riot don't give in to this bs.,0,0.8970483541488647,TODO 0
-1018,1,Well all trump has to do is cut minimum wage and let us go back to the good old industrial revolution days,Aotoi,technology,2016-11,Do people realize how more expensive manufacturing jobs are in the US than overseas?,1,0.9851772785186768,TODO 1
-1019,0,I just dropped a bunch of money on some Sound Horizon CDs but of course EXO needs my wallet's attention as well... But at least it's only one CD this time.,57001,kpop,2016-12,"EXO - Winter Special 2016 ""For Life"" (Album Packaging and Tracklist) (teaser)",1,0.7044377326965332,TODO 2
-1020,0,Is Marth a waifu?,CitrusJelly,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,but I thought blue hair was waifu hair,1,0.572184681892395,TODO 0
-1021,0,paveling book.,Fioreen,hearthstone,2016-11,"Malygos druid. Most mage list don't run Polymorph and they'll have trouble to deal with arcane giant, malygos, ancient of war and Ragnaros. Clean carefully and stay out of burst range with feral rage.",0,0.8870213627815247,TODO 2
-1022,0,"One of the settings on my alarm clock is that exact rhythm, and it scares the hell out of me.",sybil_vimes,politics,2016-11,Like when The Master became prime minister of England by tap hypnosis! That's a reference Doctor Who fans should get. Everyone else thinks I'm a slave to Theresa May,0,0.9832582473754883,TODO 0
-1023,1,They'll sooner die than accept help from carpetbaggers,rdee3,politics,2016-11,"Great, so the blue states will obviously have abortion laws and proper birth control measures, while the other states don't. Red states yet again will need to be subsidized and supported since they'll have unmitigated population growth dragging things down.",0,0.8482856154441833,TODO 4
-1024,1,It's wrong because Trump is against it.,21stPilot,Christianity,2016-11,"thank you, i have no honest clue how standing up for the voiceless is wrong.",1,0.9761467576026917,TODO 2
-1025,0,Omg pleaaase Google Play music,Assassin186,Windows10,2016-10,New Spotify feature in Windows 10,1,0.8323526382446289,TODO 3
-1026,0,hint: You are getting a bit too obvious with your trolling,Tsukee,EliteDangerous,2016-11,SC doesn't need the 'trust' of morons who see game-improving delays as a bad thing. You aren't a valuable person or customer.,0,0.9498262405395508,TODO 3
-1027,0,They're cumming to get you Barbara?,KevinCelantro,OkCupid,2016-09,It was pretty mundane except that we did it in my parents' basement while we had night of the living dead on. So... I've sort of always been a creepy weirdo.,0,0.8087769150733948,TODO 0
-1028,0,Neeeeh OU all the way baby,Def_Not_N_Alt,AskReddit,2016-12,Balanced Hackmons FTW,0,0.744205892086029,TODO 3
-1029,0,Corporate taxes also get passed onto employees in the form of lower wages.,DrHoppenheimer,geopolitics,2016-12,"This is correct - corporate taxes primarily get passed onto the consumer through raised prices and/or limit jobs through cost cuts with more work per-person. Economists don't like corporate tax, but they do like personal income tax.",0,0.9657910466194153,TODO 1
-1030,1,"That is a truly generous offer, how rude of you not to accept!",NemTheBlackGoat,creepyPMs,2016-11,Oh how generous of you!,1,0.96966153383255,TODO 0
-1031,0,The penis tentacles....,Koresan,youtubehaiku,2016-09,shrek.mp4,0,0.8569170832633972,TODO 0
-1032,0,one of our fan humor accounts rewatched that and live tweeted it recently...,sasslete,CFB,2016-11,was that the 3-0 game? I still wonder why I watched that whole thing,0,0.9829283952713013,TODO 4
-1033,0,Fascists gonna fascist.,rguin,politics,2016-11,What a stupid idea. Just enforce the laws on the books for that kind of behavior. They already exist.,0,0.8299877047538757,TODO 0
-1034,0,If you want a similar playstyle then just get the Firefly.,HelmutVillam,WorldofTanks,2016-12,Is it worth it in any way? Does it offer something fun/different from other tanks? (Not really concerned about crew training or credit grinding.),0,0.956182062625885,TODO 2
-1035,0,Op might be counting pts Nike also,verfinder,Smite,2016-12,It's been less than a week.,0,0.7588368058204651,TODO 0
-1036,0,$10 says his name is Skeeter,HiggsPosse,trashy,2016-11,"Hmb, just kidding it's all mine",0,0.9085601568222046,TODO 0
-1037,1,"While they're at it, they should delete agility and hm counter.",Voxous,bladeandsoul,2016-11,"They need to remove cooldown reset on SB since now it's 1:30, let Time Distortion do that job instead.. And also Blue Buff 15 sec duration yes. You forgot to mention soulburn also gives 50% crit damage.",1,0.9708172678947449,TODO 0
-1038,1,Fugging tankie,CallMeDucky,Anarchism,2016-11,How am I?,1,0.9256405234336853,TODO 0
-1039,1,Sorry people don't understand sarcasm unless you explicitly state with,saywhattyall,battlefield_one,2016-11,stop aimbotting please,1,0.9903103709220886,TODO 2
-1040,0,You'd be surprised how quickly kickers already in boxes get sold on offer up and Craigslist man,Dman331,CarAV,2016-12,It will be really hard to sell my sub woofer setup...,0,0.8814594149589539,TODO 2
-1041,0,"16, had 7 in the first game against the Nets.",Salernator,bostonceltics,2016-10,How many assists?,0,0.9493246674537659,TODO 0
-1042,1,"Cc2, but you need adds",Bartjeuh55,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-11,BETA GOLD NUG OFFERS,0,0.8427956700325012,TODO 3
-1043,0,6 raidhwaks since it's easier to get them ;),mttinhy,OnePieceTC,2016-10,6 wb,1,0.60703045129776,TODO 0
-1044,0,Barf.,bcGrimm,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,The original Iron Lords....Thanks Moms!,0,0.9517377614974976,TODO 0
-1045,0,"You're supposed to suck him off and start doing the ""fisting roulette"" like they do at the frat parties.",LibStealingSpic,Incels,2016-11,"I'm somewhat new here. Arent I supposed to say ""normie reeee"" ?",1,0.639104425907135,TODO 2
-1046,0,"Back in my day, we had to memorize all the powers of two in decimal, octal, and hex, all the way up to 32 bits.",jfoust2,sysadmin,2016-12,"yeah, see I can do the 2 to the 8th equals 256 - that fits in my tiny little head. But the other numbers I would need to work up from 2, or down from 256.",1,0.5922328233718872,TODO 3
-1047,0,"No problem, good luck finding something that works!",AlinaWithAFace,gamingsuggestions,2016-11,"Gauntlet was boring to us. Thank you for your suggestion, though.",0,0.9783146381378174,TODO 1
-1048,0,You act like it's not an accomplishment at all to make it to Homestead.,Ham-N-Cheez,NASCAR,2016-10,The championship holds no merit in my eyes anymore. It's just a trophy someone gets for being the most fortunate driver during the last race of the year. Auto racing is not a stick and ball sport and should never be treated as so.,1,0.7373368740081787,TODO 3
-1049,1,"Well, technically there's no verse directly addressing pedophiles and associated legal expenditures, so...",inside_chron_job,exjw,2016-11,I want to slap him in the face with 1 Corinthians 4:6.,0,0.9030106663703918,TODO 3
-1050,0,Though he had hella more than that.,Alexrock88,hiphopheads,2016-11,I thought he went from 2 mill to 1.9 mill during the 99 posts,0,0.761869490146637,TODO 0
-1051,0,"""...and I said, that's my WIFE!""",rasterbated,funny,2016-11,Tough crowd,0,0.7140824794769287,TODO 2
-1052,1,"Yes, because high level = high skill.",Tsunade-hime,Overwatch,2016-11,QP Hell It's my favorite thing being put against 3 3 stars and 1 4 star and my team is just 3 one stars and under. MY FAVORITE THING,1,0.9868104457855225,TODO 1
-1053,0,I'm downloading updates for my son's gift rather than building things.,mrtyson56,Showerthoughts,2016-12,Now that I'm a parent i understand why my parents were always tired on Christmas morning. Because we sit up drinking and building shit.,0,0.891425371170044,TODO 0
-1054,0,You're thinking of Antonio Gates.,craigishell,nfl,2016-10,He must be a hell of an athlete to transition like that. Did you know Jimmy Graham played basketball in college and now he's a tight end in the NFL?,0,0.6719210743904114,TODO 0
-1055,0,*sigh*,Muffintop713,MCPE,2016-10,"See Sony doesn't support their controller on Android. So you have to look to third party. Minecraft PE supports a few of the most common gamepads, and with the new Xbox S Wireless controller it now has Bluetooth, so MCPE 0.16+ supports that.",1,0.7059884667396545,TODO 0
-1056,0,Is that the cheatcode to the bonus level on Mario?,DouglasRoad,ireland,2016-12,"Ctrl-F ""Alt Right""",1,0.8231459856033325,TODO 0
-1057,0,That was the most halfhearted threat I have ever seen.,GuyofMshire,SRSMailbag,2016-11,Very first time getting one of these. I don't even know if I've argued with this one.,1,0.7454674243927002,TODO 0
-1058,0,A wat,Booyahhayoob,SidebarGraffiti,2016-11,you're a sub will at this point,0,0.851521909236908,TODO 0
-1059,0,"That actually makes his advice more dangerously wrong in some cases, because he has personal bias on what works in soloq D3 games.",Sulavajuusto,leagueoflegends,2016-12,And they really shouldn't. Phreak actually plays league of legends and has achieved Diamond 1 as an AD carry.,0,0.9827614426612854,TODO 2
-1060,1,consoles?,ketatrypt,pcmasterrace,2016-11,"What would/could replace custom built gaming pcs, or prebuilt gaming pcs? The pc gaming market seems to be growing fast. Especially because of esports.",1,0.7022857069969177,TODO 0
-1061,1,"Damn, where do you buy radiators that don't require an active airflow?",FrederikTwn,pcmasterrace,2016-11,Why I can't go mini-ITX,0,0.6258212327957153,TODO 0
-1062,0,Try asking Nvidia why they don't allow individual toggling of Nvidia Shadowplay per application.,Gozujohn2k,DotA2,2016-10,"Dota 2 disabled Nvidia Shadowplay Is there a way to undo the changes Dota makes to disable Nvidia Shadowplay? I thought it was just gonna disable shadowplay for Dota 2 only, but it's not working for any other game I play.",0,0.9175889492034912,TODO 0
-1063,0,"I am working for it, but that doesn't makr it any less frustrating when I face a production wall right now and something like ""keep working at it"" doesn't *really* help, cause I already know that.",moltenw,edmproduction,2016-10,"then work at it? what's the problem here lol do you want someone to give you candy everytime you learn something small? My point is something small in terms of making a song ""i made a water droplet but you'll only hear it for half a second in my song"" is HUGE in terms of producing music so stop looking at it as ""i wanna pump out music asap"" because if you think like that then you're gonna find yourself watching tutorials until the day you die.",0,0.9836894869804382,TODO 1
-1064,1,Voting for Trump makes you literally the SS to his literally Hitler.,vhiran,politics,2016-11,Same. Post on Facebook and said regardless of riots and the success of the Democratic Party trumps our president and we have to work with him and get stuff done. Was literally told I would have let my girlfriend (she's black) get eaten by dogs during civil rights.,1,0.8726562261581421,TODO 3
-1065,0,So sad to see Activision wringing Bungie to death.,Kingtolapsium,PS4,2016-11,'Destiny' Sparrow Racing 2016 Unveil Happening At PlayStation Experience,1,0.9051333069801331,TODO 1
-1066,1,Thanks for running a google image search against an authentic asset from BF1.,TheRealGaycob,battlefield_one,2016-11,The real Dreadnought,1,0.8788354992866516,TODO 0
-1067,0,"VR is an illusion, the Vive is a hologram, buy HTC stocks.",googolplexbyte,Vive,2016-09,Someone is a Gravity Falls fan. :D,1,0.695095956325531,TODO 0
-1068,1,Oh yes i love the ghost melees and frequent lag outs,Craneteam,halo,2016-11,"Halo 5's multiplayer is practically perfect. Honestly, the only thing that bugs me is spartan charge, but otherwise, i love it.",1,0.9781100153923035,TODO 3
-1069,0,I wouldn't trust a TD dependent Gordon in Denver,TouchyJoFeely,fantasyfootball,2016-10,"8 team standard, need to start two: **Melvin Gordon vs DEN** **Jaquizz Rodgers vs OAK** **Devanta Booker vs SD** Which two of these RBs do I start this week?",0,0.90701824426651,TODO 0
-1070,0,Zul je zien dat al die foutschrijvers het daarna weer zonder de 't' gaan schrijven.,Nemephis,thenetherlands,2016-09,Het wordt zo vaak fout geschreven dat je je af kan vragen of het niet gewoon *hij wilt* moet worden.,1,0.6814788579940796,TODO 0
-1071,1,Your argument is sound and I have been convinced,runujhkj,aww,2016-11,You're an idiot.,1,0.982137143611908,TODO 2
-1072,0,"""Nobody wants to build a wall in Berlin""",iGourry,worldnews,2016-12,Propaganda. Nobody's asking for a Muslim database.,1,0.7891027927398682,TODO 0
-1073,0,"You can contact xbox support and ask them for assistance asking if you can transfer game data and achievements to the new account, alternatively, talk to ubisoft support and see what you can get out of it",UberGeek217,Rainbow6,2016-10,"How to make dlc operators, skins and charms go onto all accounts on same xbox? I just started a new account and I want my dlc operators and stuff on this account they are all bought on the old account and i've signed in with the same ubisoft account",0,0.9830062985420227,TODO 0
-1074,0,Wild card games were 8pm EDT last year.,wazzie19,baseball,2016-10,When will we know the start times for the wild card and divisional round games?,0,0.9203572273254395,TODO 4
-1075,1,You disgusting antisemite.,blauschein,politics,2016-11,"Pay no attention to the fascist, progressive self applause and echo chamber. Their attempts at character assassination make them feel important and intelligent. Their calls for diversity means for more of everything except white. Pretty soon ""white meat"" will no longer be allowed at thanksgiving dinner. It seems that white progressives hate themselves for being white. How many visits to the psych ward for that? Progressive idealogy is the political movement that leads to totalitarian government.They are the least tolerant people in this country. They have no idea what the word ""tolerant"" means. They think it means do what I want you to do and just shut up.",1,0.9863009452819824,TODO 0
-1076,1,If Hillary were president you wouldn't need a living permit,Truck-E-Cheez,The_Donald,2016-11,"Dude, not shit but my British buddy and my Dutchman self want to move to the USA to make America great again when we have our degrees. How difficult is it for two graduates to get a living permit in the USA? He'll have a bachelor's in economics and I'll have a master's in law. Let us help you drain the swamp!",0,0.5536762475967407,TODO 4
-1077,0,i'm sending you an invite,goofynarwhal,Fireteams,2016-10,LFG WOTM AKSIS 2 378 WARLOCK Basically title. Nathan_0015 378 warlock for aksis phase 2,0,0.9696201682090759,TODO 0
-1078,1,"I don't understand, Trump promised to put a stop to this",my_lucid_nightmare,news,2016-11,Ford going ahead with moving small car production to Mexico: CEO,1,0.9836615920066833,TODO 4
-1079,0,"It might be because of textures are eventually popped in, they still need to properly load first, thats what makes a ssd do faster I guess",Wolfboy656,blackdesertonline,2016-09,that's weird because friend said there was a huge difference between hdd and ssd. And I think the same thing.,0,0.97687828540802,TODO 3
-1080,0,Breaking: Oligarch votes to keep Oligarchy going.,kvrdave,politics,2016-09,George H.W. Bush to vote for Hillary,0,0.809204638004303,TODO 3
-1081,0,my followers are all at 850 and im at 849 why are they following me,PengwinGames,wow,2016-09,Which evil sadist at Blizzard green-lighted follower legendaries? What a massive kick in the balls to someone who's been furiously doing every single piece of content since launch to get a legendary.,1,0.7599190473556519,TODO 0
-1082,0,"Merry Smithmas, everyone!",treetablebenchgrass,exmormon,2016-12,"Bishop's Merry Smithmas talk I registered to tell this story. I'm mentally out but playing the part for the moment (recent faith crisis, spouse is liberal but believing). Today at church, Bishop gets up and basically says, ""We don't know WHAT Joseph Smith did each Christmas, but here's what he MIGHT have done."" Then goes year by year from about 1825 to 1844 and describes where he was, and what he must have felt. No mention of Jesus until 20 minutes later, when he says, ""When you think about the meaning of Christmas, don't forget about Joseph Smith."" Are you fucking kidding me? We can't have ONE Sunday that's JUST about Jesus? Okay, back to lurking...",0,0.8813769221305847,TODO 0
-1083,0,Mind if i ask what your shadowcraft list is?,Ziertus,Shadowverse,2016-11,A new memer is born,0,0.9750366806983948,TODO 3
-1084,0,Mark in the middle and two customers to his left and right wondering where the update is.,MWSurfer,textblade,2016-11,"Roundup 20161115 - No update, so hacked security camera footage of Waytools' office.",0,0.9034597277641296,TODO 0
-1085,1,Are 3.5 bards REALLY casters?,ravenclaw567,oots,2016-11,"Ah, but the Order still has once spellcaster in reserve! ...What? Elan counts! Technically.",0,0.5048404932022095,TODO 0
-1086,1,# #NOTMYCHAMPION lookin at you Dutch.....,MAlsauce,wrestlingisreddit,2016-11,# #NOTMYSUBREDDIT,0,0.7508183121681213,TODO 0
-1087,0,Middle Europe,Slooki,RandomActsofCards,2016-11,Wow that sounds exotic. Where is that?,0,0.5600175261497498,TODO 0
-1088,0,"""comparison""",mediocremandalorian,starterpacks,2016-12,Probably one of the few starter packs where the white supremacist comparison is actually appropriate.,0,0.8593793511390686,TODO 0
-1089,0,"Well, if you can't tell a difference between an ape and a human you are probably stupid enough to lose your job with Facebook posts...",Thebackup30,news,2016-11,"It's still stunning to me that there are people stupid enough to lose their jobs with their social media posts. Well, I guess not stunning. That's not the word.",0,0.526638925075531,TODO 2
-1090,1,You forgot the,DemonicSquid,GameDeals,2016-11,Is it worth trying this game out coming from War Thunder?,1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-1091,0,"OK, so what would Petesen say?",pacman_sl,Libertarian,2016-09,"Jesus Christ. Gary Johnson is quickly proving himself to be dumber than fucking Sarah ""I read all the newspapers"" Palin. This is supposed to be the ""ideas"" candidate? The Libertarian Party buried itself by not picking Austin Petersen. At least McAfee would have been interestingly crazy, not just stupid.",0,0.7566341757774353,TODO 0
-1092,0,Heroic Strike still counts as lifesteal from Second Wind.,FurDarkstorm,heroesofthestorm,2016-11,"Undocumented Varian Nerfs 2 Nerfs I noticed that weren't documented (as far as I know): 1. Heroic Strike Trait Damage deals damage as a seperate instance, gets no longer combined with regular AA damage. This means less lifesteal for example. 2. AA speed with Fury and Frenzy at 20 is 2.69 now, was 2.88 on PTR. The 15% bonus attack speed at 20 now only gets applied to the base AA speed of 1.25, not the upgraded 2.5 with Fury. Please share if you found more.",0,0.8141378164291382,TODO 1
-1093,1,"What, you think you're better than me because you're happy with what you have?",Microwave_on_HIGH,AskReddit,2016-11,Being happy with what you have. Not envious if what you do not.,1,0.8854699730873108,TODO 2
-1094,0,That would be dope.,MrWinks,LegendsOfTomorrow,2016-12,I fucking pray Blue Flash shows up eventually,0,0.9521388411521912,TODO 0
-1095,1,Isn't it great how all the services are already running?,CraZyBob,netsec,2016-11,"Oh cool, Metasploitable is my main distro.",1,0.9817023277282715,TODO 2
-1096,0,Username blah blah blah,TiforceYea,AskReddit,2016-11,Are you a cop?,0,0.7431476712226868,TODO 0
-1097,1,He should marry her and raise Chads baby.,JStheHammer,MGTOW,2016-09,This clown doesn't know what to do smh,1,0.7538049817085266,TODO 2
-1098,0,#balance,Blizer,Overwatch,2016-09,When they nerf my ult,0,0.6159793734550476,TODO 0
-1099,0,"Im in, thank you.",tg_wl,pcmasterrace,2016-09,$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway,0,0.9721882343292236,TODO 0
-1100,0,"Without a lot of clarity on how Rawls and Prosise will split time, I'd go with Starks, who I think will see a vast majority of the carries over Montgomery.",rutterb0,fantasyfootball,2016-11,"Do I want Rawls Prosise or Starks on my team? Standard Scoring. Not really looking at the playoffs, just the next 3 games which are must wins.",0,0.9821167588233948,TODO 4
-1101,1,Why go forward when we can go backwards?,JacobCrim88,politics,2016-12,"Yeah, I love picking someone who fails to accept global warming science and has actively worked against clean air and clean water as head of the EPA.",1,0.7393236756324768,TODO 0
-1102,1,Because he is strong for speaking his mind!,JacobCrim88,politics,2016-09,"Trump is flailing like a dying fish now, and sadly it will probably get him more votes rather than less.",1,0.971118152141571,TODO 3
-1103,0,I didn't get a good view of Savitar's booty so this can be possible,itsfoine,FlashTV,2016-11,Savitar : I'm no man *opens helmet to reveal Spivot*,0,0.8750464916229248,TODO 0
-1104,1,Real black cuz black dont crack but diz crash goin be gud,Fifa16Bae,FIFA,2016-11,How black the Friday going to be?,1,0.7254297733306885,TODO 0
-1105,1,we need more posts about them TBH... I LOVE IT,Saharajoe,MaddenUltimateTeam,2016-11,We get it Brown and Clowney are a grind Do we really need 5 posts a day that you grinded out Brown or Clowney?,0,0.7876543402671814,TODO 3
-1106,0,"Carrie's brother, Debbie's son.",pissedoffnobody,movies,2016-12,Who is Todd?,0,0.8066422343254089,TODO 0
-1107,0,"He is going through the back, for sure",ey_meng_u_mad,trashy,2016-09,I think he is implying he is going back,0,0.7428147792816162,TODO 1
-1108,0,wasn't talking to you... was talking to the person making the post.,bearded_fisch_stix,TumblrInAction,2016-11,it's not my post lol,0,0.97463458776474,TODO 3
-1109,0,Poor Kourtney,EvrybodysNobody,Austin,2016-11,Found someone's to-do list. Can't make this stuff up,0,0.5271000266075134,TODO 1
-1110,0,lol,MrLessMore,aviation,2016-11,Sounds like Obama is making another hostage exchange...,0,0.9383133053779602,TODO 3
-1111,0,"Wow, never met a Belarusian, makes me feel bad for them",sinkmyteethin,europe,2016-10,"Scientists studying East Slavs placed a bench with a sharp nail sticking out of it in Moscow, Kiev and Minsk. A Russian sat down on the nail, jumped up, cursed aloud and hammered it flat with a stone. A Ukrainian sat down on the nail, jumped up, looked around, took his pliers out of the pocket, pulled the nail out and kept it just in case. A Belorussian sat down on the nail, jumped up, looked at it and then carefully sat back down on it, saying ""maybe that's how it is supposed to be"".",1,0.9411628246307373,TODO 1
-1112,1,"Yes let's start hiring based on race, f*** skills.....which explains why white nationalists supported Trump.",s33intothefuture,politics,2016-11,Steve Bannon Suggests There Are Too Many Asian CEOs In Silicon Valley,1,0.9847492575645447,TODO 1
-1113,0,Do you have something else to recommend that contains similar content?,Vichnaiev,unrealengine,2016-12,"As wonderfully written as this book is I do not recommend using it to learn coding for unreal engine. It uses 4.5.1 and if you use a version of unreal that is newer you will have spend time researching why your code isn't compiling. I'm using it for an unreal class right now and the changes in the unreal code has caused me to lose a lot of time researching and finding updates. If you do decide to read this book, the plus side is chapters 1 through 7 will be useful and is very easy to read and not too wordy like many programming books. These chapters are to teach you the basics of c++. Chapters 8 through 12 begin introducing you to unreal engine. They use version 4.5.1 which will require visual studio 2013 to run (should you choose to do 4.5.1). I believe from 4.6.x and onward uses visual studio 2015. Oh and if you use a newer version of unreal from 4.5.1 your asset names will be different. For example, your character mesh skin will not have the same names. I would highly recommend that you follow closely to the source code that this book gives. They tend to leave out little details like your #include headers and it will give you errors. Small things such as this is easy to overlook when they spoon feed you the code to write. One last thing, in chapter 8 you will be putting some UPROPERTY's in your code. If they contain a property that is BlueprintReadWrite and any other BlueprintX property you have to put them under public declaration. By default they are private and will cause compilation errors if you put them under the GENERATED_BODY() like the book shows.",0,0.981554388999939,TODO 2
-1114,1,Says the woman who married a Muslim Kenyan.,h0twired,pics,2016-11,An immigrant is taking my job,0,0.5130603909492493,TODO 4
-1115,1,"How else will they ""protect"" him?",cjbirdsong,WayOfTheBern,2016-11,Does he have to tell every single news company what he's doing and what's he's going to eat? Do presidents legally need to do that?,1,0.9775426387786865,TODO 0
-1116,1,DAE rich people are more virtuous?,EugeneVDebian,LateStageCapitalism,2016-10,The unadulterated liberalism found on Facebook is too much.,1,0.9790497422218323,TODO 1
-1117,0,"They notice, bang their heads against the queue, catch a 1.6x, spend twenty minutes in loop traffic, drop their fare off five miles away and never return.",BRINGBACKTHEMACHINE,uberdrivers,2016-11,"Like it matters. Most days the airport is the only place surging in LA, you think nobody notices that?",0,0.7141839861869812,TODO 1
-1118,0,As a Fundamentalist I was raised to believe that worshiping guiltily for feeling merry was the only way.,ELeeMacFall,Sidehugs,2016-10,"I was raised catholic, I've never heard of him. I, like all catholics, was raised to believe that feeling guilty and worshiping Mary were the only ways to go to heaven.",0,0.6392238736152649,TODO 3
-1119,0,Other restaurant openings across North America.,Swansons,SquaredCircle,2016-11,Other events Paige randomly turns up at.,0,0.8391061425209045,TODO 0
-1120,0,sOAZ did this after the tp nerfs too IIRC :),Leerude-Sinstorm,leagueoflegends,2016-09,Too bad the TP nerfs ruined this from happening again. :(,0,0.9840530157089233,TODO 0
-1121,0,"Well, why did you listen that many times in such a time period?",jf_ftw,funny,2016-09,"I enjoyed them the first 500 times. After that, it got a little old.",1,0.7918918132781982,TODO 0
-1122,1,"That's clearly Tobbie, you incompetent buffoon",Nukertallon,tf2,2016-11,Robbie Rotten comments on the state of TF2,1,0.9504218697547913,TODO 0
-1123,1,"Duh, gays getting married?",seocurious13,australia,2016-11,What else would be a greater moral panic than the ending of the human species? I'm actually asking.,1,0.987669050693512,TODO 1
-1124,0,Cringe,Situationlol,pics,2016-12,This is the actual CIA's evidence that Russia hacked the US election.,0,0.9337522387504578,TODO 0
-1125,0,Hitting all of the red light on the way home,r3dk0w,AskReddit,2016-10,"When you're already having a bad day, what's your ""icing on the cake?""",0,0.7467144727706909,TODO 3
-1126,0,oh okay I see,sammyssb,kratom,2016-11,"He didn't ""get info"" on them, they ripped him off. When I first saw the list a few weeks ago, he only mentioned two people, but one of them stole $900+ of kratom from him.",0,0.9597107172012329,TODO 0
-1127,1,"The Constitution is a racist, sexist document that was made by patriarchal white slave owners and has no place in [current year]!",AccountAttempt2,The_Donald,2016-10,"Liberals distort the 2nd amendment and, if she has the SCOTUS. What constitution are you talking about. It died the day she took office.",1,0.9867432117462158,TODO 4
-1128,0,I'm pretty sure pneumonia isn't infectious like that,flameruler94,politics,2016-09,"That little girl now probably has pneumonia, hope it was worth the $5 her parents got paid.",0,0.752701997756958,TODO 1
-1129,0,"No, that's you",rex_today,politics,2016-11,You are a historical revisionist.,1,0.5647452473640442,TODO 0
-1130,1,Seems legit,PastelDeUva,pokemongo,2016-11,maybe the next changes,1,0.9539685249328613,TODO 0
-1131,0,"if they drop trophies and farm three crowns enough, yes",sashshash,ClashRoyale,2016-12,"What you think, is it possible? Only 4 guys (I have two accounts). Yesterday I got 250 crowns in about 16h... And are we the only ones doing this?",1,0.5408642292022705,TODO 0
-1132,0,"""Everyone who disagrees with me is an idiot.""",_Relevant__Username_,PoliticalHumor,2016-12,Don't confuse Charisma with arrogance. Obama actually knew what he was speaking about. It's pretty easy for Trump to energize a crowd with bullshit lies when the average IQ of the crowd is equivalent to that of an Earthworm.,1,0.9769679307937622,TODO 2
-1133,1,"Well, I mean, how do you expect them to make a love story appropriate for kids?",ponyproblematic,actuallesbians,2016-11,The comments on this article are sad. They seem to think that gay people in media have to be super sexual for some reason.,1,0.9733535647392273,TODO 3
-1134,1,You had me at ISS feed...,oswaldcopperpot,UFOs,2016-11,"Spotted from the ISS feed, thoughts? credit to MongooseCowboy for letting me re-upload",0,0.7898293733596802,TODO 0
-1135,0,What's the of this post?,xXpussyslayer99Xx,Rainbow6,2016-10,Ash and Jager Ash and Jager <3,0,0.9574909806251526,TODO 0
-1136,0,At least you stopped doing so and realized what you were doing was wrong :] can't ask for more than that.,iTzKPanda,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Fuck i did that for like 2-3 months and it is the thing i regret the most of my entire life. I make people cry as they make me whn i was a kid. I was a fucking trash tier human being.,0,0.6953681111335754,TODO 2
-1137,0,"When you played a long time ago, was it before the introduction of the wardrobe system?",creepyshroom,Guildwars2,2016-11,"Wow, that is awesome. I don't think it was that way when I played a long time ago, I like it.",0,0.9573689103126526,TODO 4
-1138,0,It is giving private health insurers a monopoly on healthcare.,TheJoseMourinho,The_Donald,2016-12,I am pro universal healthcare but this isnt universal healthcare. This is a failure to pass universal healthcare. It's a participation trophy at best.,0,0.8896290063858032,TODO 0
-1139,0,I've just been in this place before!,StikElLoco,pcmasterrace,2016-11,deja vu,0,0.9151955246925354,TODO 4
-1140,1,Penta is the academy team of mouz,Dash_IDR,GlobalOffensive,2016-11,I heard Penta is the place where Mousesports gets their players.,0,0.9012208580970764,TODO 4
-1141,0,Random white walker confirmed,XTCGeneration,MMA,2016-12,Hopefully not a speaking role,1,0.8665138483047485,TODO 1
-1142,1,What's Kate Upton guys?,hookyboysb,baseball,2016-11,"At the end of the day, Verlander gets to fuck Kate Upton guys. He gets to *fuck Kate Upton* God I wish I was Justin Verlander, hes living the dream",1,0.7983676791191101,TODO 4
-1143,1,It's art; you must not be cultured enough.,Rapola,Blacksmith,2016-11,"Sorry, I don't get it.",1,0.9875121712684631,TODO 0
-1144,1,That's what the country who invented the hoax would say,tententoo20,politics,2016-11,China Tells Donald Trump: Climate Change Is Real,1,0.9762375354766846,TODO 0
-1145,0,The jobmarket,BungusMcFungus,AskReddit,2016-12,In what field?,0,0.5817477107048035,TODO 0
-1146,0,Or tell a child who's mother died and father Joseph sent on a mission that God has commanded her (a 16 year old child) to be his wife... Well I guess I am just to damn picky for heaven.,thatgayguy12,exmormon,2016-10,He's right. I should expect a prophet to fuck the wives of married men. How could I have been so silly to think otherwise,1,0.9036733508110046,TODO 2
-1147,0,"The only part I didn't like about that boss fight was when he would charge his void explosion and I would warp out, the other guys would just sit in there and failtank it.",trichodon,FFXV,2016-12,"boring corridors, you don't have to hide, and the combat is literally dodge to kill, or the 1 shot void ball when u get the sword it's a bit better but that comes too late boss was good, level was shit",0,0.8631536364555359,TODO 2
-1148,0,That's quite the leading question you got there,b1gfreakn,Jokes,2016-11,"If you want to test whether someone understands the 3/5 compromise, ask them if they think slaves should have counted as 1 person, or 0 persons. If they say ""1"", they are supporting slavery.",0,0.6659653186798096,TODO 3
-1149,0,Maybe because it is not out yet,modio1234,pcmasterrace,2016-10,Gears of War 4 never came with my GTX 1070.. what do?,0,0.6977207660675049,TODO 0
-1150,1,But Nvidia is just better!,Mechdra,pcmasterrace,2016-11,Come to think of it I haven't been hearing anyone mention Nividia's drivers as an argument for getting them over AMD cards in like a year. Maybe people finally realized both sides can have good drivers and shit drivers.,1,0.9871402382850647,TODO 0
-1151,1,id wait with baited breath for the,Spiderhats4sale,politics,2016-11,"What if I told you Bernie is a sellout that gave all his poor college kid donations to Hillary, which is why all of us Trump supporters laugh at anyone taking him seriously?",1,0.9888277053833008,TODO 0
-1152,1,"Wouldn't want that, then they would be getting used to the game and having fun so the bias would be too strong",Lavitzlegend,elderscrollsonline,2016-11,"...but not 37! Sorry, could not help myself...",1,0.9485218524932861,TODO 1
-1153,1,"My mistake, I forgot voter purges are only a bad thing when it only gets your candidate of choice.",givesomefucks,politics,2016-11,"No, but nice try",1,0.9866785407066345,TODO 1
-1154,0,Because he kills our attack when he comes on.,supahotfyah,LiverpoolFC,2016-11,I don't understand why Klopp brings on Sturridge so late,1,0.7578126192092896,TODO 2
-1155,1,"I mean who hasn't destroyed poland at this point, China?",WallyPW,starcraft,2016-11,Solar wants to DESTROY POLAND,1,0.7623275518417358,TODO 1
-1156,0,"I would agree with you in the time right after release, but it's gotten a lot better since then.",Fishfisherton,Games,2016-11,Hopefully there isn't a similar loot system though. Pretty much killed Vermintide.,0,0.9822423458099365,TODO 4
-1157,1,Yea what's the big deal,dallaspro,cowboys,2016-11,Our sixth round pick covering another sixth round pick,1,0.9818040132522583,TODO 4
-1158,1,You could be twitter famous though!,urfriendosvendo,politics,2016-11,"And then what? People tweet, raise awareness, more people tweet, and everyone just carries on with their day while somehow feeling like they made a difference. It's slacktivism, nothing more.",1,0.6492810249328613,TODO 0
-1159,1,Nice explanation,DUCKLIFEZ,SmashBrosSwitch,2016-11,It's just a discussion of what the title says.,0,0.5385521054267883,TODO 3
-1160,1,"""That's for wearing a tie sellout"".",pigwalk5150,WTF,2016-11,John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) hit in the head with glass bottle while on stage in Chile.,1,0.9590548276901245,TODO 0
-1161,0,Congratulations to your Mom and family.,1234username4567,canada,2016-12,"My mom was super happy about finally getting her Canadian citizenship. She took her oath today & made this drawing for our PM. They kept it at the office in our city. I don't mean to boast or anything, I'm just genuinely so proud of her! I wanted to share her work with as many people as I could :)",0,0.9212779402732849,TODO 1
-1162,0,Also One Man's Lie didn't have splitscreen.,dabaumtravis,Gamingcirclejerk,2016-09,"You can't spell ""split screen"" without ""lie."" Sean Murray lied. Lies made his game, No Man's Sky, a buffet of shit. DAE GOW4 IS GONNA SUCK??!?!?1!1?!!?1",0,0.8265084624290466,TODO 3
-1163,0,I hear they're bringing that back.,Controls_The_Spice,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,Except for the racism and low quality of life (I am black) I would have loved to live back then or even earlier. There was something about the women that appeal to me in those times.,1,0.7925493121147156,TODO 0
-1164,1,Combat system,cosicosi7,runescape,2016-11,"Things from OSRS you'd like in RS3? What are some OSRS exclusive updates that you would like to see ported to RS3 someday? For me, it's Zeah. I just found out about it a few days ago and not only is it so cool, but they have a necromancy spellbook. UGGH! All my want. How about you all? What are some OSRS content you would like to see ported over?",0,0.5447821021080017,TODO 0
-1165,1,"What are you, some kind of communist?",carsausage,forwardsfromgrandma,2016-11,lol. americans are delusional.,1,0.9845831394195557,TODO 4
-1166,0,I scream bacon only for special occasions.,Oompa-Loompa-Do,creepyPMs,2016-09,Is bacon ice cream a thing? It should be a thing.,0,0.8464269042015076,TODO 4
-1167,0,Im guessing hispanics are lumped in with whites here?,Higher_higher,sjwhate,2016-11,"They are 13% of the general population. They are 25% of the ""poor"" population. Not sure what metric they are using for poor here.",0,0.6655086874961853,TODO 1
-1168,0,Flexing of the pelvic floor is also a factor in feeling tight,CakeOnceAYear,Showerthoughts,2016-09,"But the vagina and the muscles that support her reproductive organs are different things. The vagina is meant to stretch and snap back. The pelvic floor, the muscle that if weak will cause women to suffer from urinary incontinence issues especially after pregnancy, is not elastic like the vagina is. It can be strained and it can be toned also. The vagina can't be ""toned.""",0,0.9634912014007568,TODO 0
-1169,0,Choose things with a lower calorie density.,ISpyHarriettheSpy,fatlogic,2016-09,"I haven't kept track. I have a feeling that it might not be enough, and I think carbs are a big part of my food. On the other I ate a pound of steak and got hungry an hour later.",0,0.8056309223175049,TODO 1
-1170,0,Cool.,Boners4Everyone,woahdude,2016-11,For some reason I feel like you're lying.,0,0.8941601514816284,TODO 0
-1171,1,what would give you that idea?,JustSmeRandomAsshole,videos,2016-11,sooo im guessing they aren't pro trump?,1,0.8273923993110657,TODO 2
-1172,0,Having consenting sex with Trump is now being assaulted?,lionbaiter,entertainment,2016-12,Yet the women Trump assaulted got no protection. So why do the people who support him get it?,1,0.7090853452682495,TODO 4
-1173,1,I'm sorry that you weren't raped by a teacher as a child.,saltytrey,news,2016-11,"I learned to wank when I was 13. I really wish I had a hot slut teacher I could slip it to on the reg. But no, nothing but mean old skanks. Couldn't even grab em by the pussy.",1,0.7748355269432068,TODO 1
-1174,0,It's not even history!,The_angry_gray,WorldofTanksConsole,2016-11,LOL calm down Captain History :D,1,0.5955642461776733,TODO 4
-1175,1,"Trump Browser, ""Make the Internet Great Again!""",TitledTitan,The_Donald,2016-11,What is the best web browser to replace Chrome with? I need to get rid of Chrome off my computer and Smartphone. I figured I'd ask my fellow Centipedes what the best replacement is.,1,0.5945685505867004,TODO 3
-1176,0,Goddamned black/orange wrapped salt water taffy.,AmazonDotCA,AskReddit,2016-10,What is your LEAST favorite candy you got as a kid while trick-or-treating?,0,0.9099164605140686,TODO 0
-1177,0,Huh makes sense,TheFagOverThere,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,"Because you just started mass murdering your own soccer team, all eleven of you are part of it. The goalie shat his pants and ran the fuck away into the horizon. And 4 of your *teammates* are shaking with fear. 11 players which of one is you. And goalie got the fuck away from that shit. So 9. Which consists of the enemy team and your teammates. Logic.",0,0.6784241199493408,TODO 0
-1178,0,Right...,FireBurnsBelow,gtaonline,2016-10,"Again, sure....if you like the grind. And if you do, there's nothing anyone can say to make you realize what's going on.",1,0.5312874913215637,TODO 0
-1179,0,"""You grab what?""",SpaceMountainBAYBEH,aww,2016-10,Caught Black Footed!,0,0.8706300258636475,TODO 0
+249861,1,"Yeah, and they are the only violent ones too.",uncleawesome,worldpolitics,2011-05,But I thought that Islam was the only religion that oppresses women?,1,0.9866657853126526,TODO 0
+250513,1,understood,groggyjava,politics,2010-12,*WOOSH*,0,0.9806159734725952,TODO 0
+2005,0,I want to.,TheBlockMagician,SuicideWatch,2016-12,You don't even know me.,0,0.9678401947021484,TODO 0
+119,0,Yes,FellKnight,CFB,2016-11,"Is Florida State back into Orange Bowl hunt? With Louisville losing to UK, if FSU beats Florida, FSU is going to be highest ranked team in the entire ACC even above VT (unless VT wins against Clemson). Provided Clemson makes into CFP, is FSU back for Orange Bowl?",0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
+249667,0,Definitely not,RevOxley,pics,2011-04,I guess I wasn't the only one to recognize the tablet. Nice.,0,0.713072657585144,TODO 0
+249947,1,"Yea, I upvote you for that - but I am sure that many are missing it... You may want to give that post up top an edit and throw in a quick",OMEGAaccelerator,atheism,2010-11,I really hope my upvotes were coming from people who realized I was listing all the areas I could think of off the top of my head which rely heavily on evolution and had their sarcasm detectors up and running.,1,0.987598717212677,TODO 1
 1180,1,but everyone is saying the Switch is going to be $250 on /NintendoSwitch ...,ornerygamer,NintendoSwitch,2016-11,"I'm going to be broke after the Switch is out I don't know about you guys but i will be freaking broke after the switch is out, let me explain: 1) Switch Bundle with Mario (most likely cause zelda bundle is almost a no) US$349.99 2)Pokemon Star US$59.99 3) Mario Kart 8 remaster US$ 59.99 4) Smash 4 remaster US$59.99 5) Skyrim Remaster (maybe) US$59.99 6) Zelda BotW US$59.99 7)Pro-controller (Pls god let it come with the bundle, pretty pls?) US$59.99 8)Metroid prime Remaster (or 1 other remaster game that will come out) US$59.99 A)US$589.95 without metroid remaster, skyrim and pro-controller B)US$649.94 with the pro-controller or 1 other game (skyrim or another remaster?) C) US$709.93 with pro-controller and 1 other game D) And US$769.92 with everything... I'll be broke July 2017, my money, my wallet will be bleeding T-T... I'll be happy and sad at the same time T~T",1,0.8856421709060669,TODO 0
-1181,0,Wow you're one pathetic baby,MrNiceGuy011,AskReddit,2016-10,Leave him alone!,0,0.8711345791816711,TODO 2
-1182,1,Yeah it's totally unfair to compare a Batman movie's box office to the box office of the last Batman movie.,RedBarrel,movies,2016-11,It underperformed according to a few reddit armchair critics who invented metrics to compare the movie to.,1,0.9872089624404907,TODO 0
-1183,0,At least someone gets the reference,thinkfast1982,JusticeServed,2016-12,Suddenly 30 drones.,0,0.8624446988105774,TODO 0
-1184,1,"Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha.",EoinIsTheKing,CasualConversation,2016-11,"Wow, you're a pretty slow runner if it took you 2 years to run 5k.",1,0.6924179792404175,TODO 0
-1185,0,"I'll just jump in and say that if I am not mistaken a lot of mods don't yet work with the remastered edition, so if you actually want to jump in right now and start modding the game, stick with original Skyrim.",dexhamster,RandomActsOfGaming,2016-12,"I was gifted the GOTY with all DLC and got the Remaster as a free update, so really whichever one will give me a better experience; modded original or modded remaster",0,0.983955442905426,TODO 1
-1186,0,"Please don't feed the trolls who continually go over the same shitty ""dunno, why would that happen"" scenario over and over again.",Cynner,NorthCarolina,2016-10,Voter ID wouldn't have made a difference in that case; apart from disenfranchising millions.,0,0.980768620967865,TODO 1
-1187,1,I hope the judge apologized to him for the inconvenience.,danbuter,uncensorednews,2016-11,"A man accused of sexually assaulting one 15-year-old girl, and sexually interfering with another, walked out of a Timmins courtroom a free man on Thursday after he was given an exceptionally lenient plea bargain meant to preserve his chances of becoming a Canadian citizen.",1,0.5085452795028687,TODO 0
-1188,0,"And highly, very, extremely emotional",D1r3ctor,unitedkingdom,2016-12,"Yup, he was absolutely completely and utterly tired.",0,0.8032847046852112,TODO 0
-1189,1,You dropped this,Banatepec,ImaginaryTechnology,2016-11,They did? Can't believe it- next you're gonna tell me that there are Matrix sequels too.,1,0.989535927772522,TODO 0
-1190,1,"""Thanks Obama"" - now with sincerity, not",_alt_tab_,pics,2016-11,Obama before and after.,0,0.5539010167121887,TODO 4
-1191,0,When Goose dies on Top Gun.,battledome,AskReddit,2016-09,What movie scene never fails to make you laugh?,0,0.7024269700050354,TODO 0
-1192,1,"It looks like an airsoft gun, more specifically a spring powered one.",RandomMew,airsoft,2016-11,Can somebody tell me what this is? Just got it for dirt cheap and want to fix it.,0,0.9348652958869934,TODO 0
-1193,1,"But, but, it's different...because...reasons.",FTGinnervation,The_Donald,2016-11,Liberal logic,1,0.9875357747077942,TODO 2
-1194,1,"the % of black people arrested in connection to this so-called ""crime"" is grossly disproportionate to the populous at large .... so clearly this is our systemically racist justice system at work.",rainmakr,The_Donald,2016-11,"GOT 'EM! Four charged with vicious beating of Chicago man. During beating they were yelling, ""Don't vote Trump""",1,0.9875762462615967,TODO 1
-1195,0,Got it... Now i just have to wait 7 looong days for activation,notdez,wii,2016-09,"No, The nintendo servers where shutdown in 2013. You can install wiimmfi and patch Mario Kart with that and then you can play on custom servers. You need homebrew though but i'm guessing that you already have that installed.",0,0.8749419450759888,TODO 0
-1196,0,"However, if the mission is captain xp, having camo bonuses makes that grind less since +50% xp = +50% captain xp too.",DemolitionDouggy,WorldOfWarships,2016-12,"the premium camos don't actually change your base XP as shown in the team list at the end of battle. It will however show your multiplied XP on the initial battle summary screen, as well as the full breakdown within the Credits and XP post-battle screen.",0,0.9436726570129395,TODO 4
-1197,0,ITT: A lot of people who don't like how the tax code works but don't want to maintain the status quo and not change it.,mnixxon,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-10,Upvote if you paid more income tax than Donald Trump,0,0.9808282256126404,TODO 2
-1198,0,"I'm having a tough time finding cryptograms in the end credits, is it just the recordings I'm watching?",Yogurt_Ph1r3,gravityfalls,2016-10,"Trust me, this is only the beginning. Good luck, my friend!",0,0.6524500250816345,TODO 1
-1199,1,Weak but educated Damn I've been roasted by the almighty wohexx everyone,PianoRainMelody,DBZDokkanBattle,2016-11,"I know it was a pretty weak roast, but it was an educated one. The one that hits the hardest.",1,0.5506775379180908,TODO 2
-1200,0,One bee.,justnfree,OSHA,2016-09,Exactly. A sneeze could end that dude's life.,0,0.8935571312904358,TODO 0
-1201,1,gonna lose to the Clips.,kinefresh,warriors,2016-11,We may never lose again,1,0.8079836368560791,TODO 0
-1202,0,"Are all of IChun's mods based off Valve games, Corridor Digital videos, and pigs?",Nukertallon,feedthebeast,2016-10,Best mod in existence - GooglyEyes from iChun,0,0.9338236451148987,TODO 3
-1203,1,"It's okay, things will work out because the older, richer folk with homes will spare some of their jobs and money for us younger folk via trickle down economics, it'll work and is the best for this country.",Rockmanlives,dataisbeautiful,2016-11,Millennial Home Ownership Shrinks as Student Debt Grows,1,0.9874561429023743,TODO 1
-1204,1,But then you have to go to a community college with the poor people and the idiots,I_worship_odin,dataisbeautiful,2016-11,Go to community college to knock out your gen ed courses then transfer to a 4 year for your major. You will save tens of thousands of dollars.,1,0.9632143974304199,TODO 2
-1205,0,"Good pulls, that's a funny joke I got a Kante in them though so I guess I can't complain :P",JaysFan26,FIFA,2016-10,"Packs yielded, must have got some good drops",0,0.9702150225639343,TODO 0
-1206,0,i dare you to stop necroing this thread,Krautbaron,ApocalypseRising,2016-10,I dare you to stop making me reply.,0,0.8798736333847046,TODO 1
-1207,0,I really wish people wouldn't just pass this off as a kids show :/,derperific_derplord,stevenuniverse,2016-09,"With me when I'm watching the show my parents don't seem to really care that much but they appreciate what I like. I have showed them a few songs and my dad really liked ""It's Over Isn't It"" and said it was really well done and deep for a kids cartoon.",0,0.9724094867706299,TODO 1
-1208,0,Given up why this idiot invokes colour.,scouserdave,ukpolitics,2016-11,Jeremy Corbyn: Donald Trump is a rich white man pretending to be against the elites,0,0.9677671790122986,TODO 2
-1209,0,This game is amazing,MurphyDino,gaming,2016-11,Nah man its all about Frog Fractions now,1,0.567651093006134,TODO 0
-1210,0,We'll have a lot more pictures of their bloated corpses this time around.,Gisneurh,politics,2016-12,republicans have clearly forgotten the lesson of Nicolae Ceausescu.,0,0.6162813901901245,TODO 4
-1211,0,I think this will be the best 2k yet.,pickle_man_4,OpTicGaming,2016-09,"BioShock collection has just arrived and I've never played any of them already creeped out on first mission. Finishing the 3 games then trading it in ASAP for 2K, never fully got into a basketball game but the prelude was absolutely mind blowing. Fifa smashed the demo too, first time in a long time I'm excited for it.",0,0.6493920683860779,TODO 1
-1212,0,You're putting way too much effort into monitoring this thread and not enough effort into investigating the subject at hand.,daveywaveylol2,conspiracy,2016-11,"The kid thing is weird. I really don't know what to make of that. But again, that's the most I can say about that. Also, this guy is gay. So I guess it's not so weird to have pictures of half naked men. It's a pretty ugly slur to associate homosexuality with pedophilia.",0,0.9483821392059326,TODO 0
-1213,0,"What about Obama, he's kind of successful.",cluelessOpinions,politics,2016-12,"he is likely the most successful black person trump knows. and hud has the word urban in it, so it has to be a black guy. this is very likely how our next potus rationalizes things. let that sink in. and for the rest of us. carson doesn't have a single shred of experience that would help him in this position. this is like hiring a surgeon to defend you in court.",1,0.8985913395881653,TODO 4
-1214,1,If McLaren's technical problems continue a P1 safety car would give Alonso or Vandoorne something to jump into for track time.,unionjak,formula1,2016-11,"I think that the Mercedes SLS AMG is too slow to be the safety car and that we should upgrade to a hypercar, not a middle of the road supercar. I think that this is just on the basis of safety. It's nowhere near as fast as a GT car with wings and downforce and in wet conditions the drivers always complain about how difficult it is to heat tires. I think that it's actually a little irresponsible to have such a slow vehicle as the pace vehicle as it's clearly caused problems in the past. If we could upgrade it to something like a McLaren P1, a Ferrari LaFerrari or similar I think it would benefit the sport. What are your thoughts?",0,0.8537201285362244,TODO 0
-1215,1,How are you running max settings in 2016!,Cassp3,wowservers,2016-11,Minimalistic UI/Maximum Graphic settings 1.12.1,0,0.8498117327690125,TODO 4
-1216,0,Grown-up Dora?,lukesterboi1,WatchItForThePlot,2016-12,Good God...I think I should start watching more of the Telemundo network,0,0.9171594381332397,TODO 0
-1217,0,Telling that one casually racist aunt is kinda awkward but if your father says he doesn't employ negros you should tell him he's racist.,golayr,TumblrInAction,2016-11,"We white people, it's our responsibility",0,0.5992569327354431,TODO 4
-1218,0,"He's not 'rare', you boomers just think milk costs 5 cents a gallon and wages should be paid accordingly - so you think we're lazy.",Patriotox,news,2016-09,"Good for you. You are statistically rare. Sorry, it's true. Which is great for you. Less competition.",0,0.6948306560516357,TODO 2
-1219,1,You forgot the,johneaston1,smashbros,2016-11,"I don't know how to tell you this, but this is the transition event to phase melee out. Everyone knows pokken will eventually take melee over, and sfv is the most popular ever. This is the last genesis for melee. Sorry man...",1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-1220,1,"You shouldn't be assuming their gender either, you shitlord!",TripleChubz,Firearms,2016-11,"As a fellow liberal gun owner, no. He was being descriptive, would you make a comment if he just said ""a woman?""",1,0.9862879514694214,TODO 3
-1221,0,I bet she'll croak by the end of the year.,SERGIOtheDUDE,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,"The Infamous, The Immortal, Betty White, 1945",1,0.5419469475746155,TODO 1
-1222,0,Get in the bag Nebby!,patr2016,nebbyinthebag,2016-12,"Hello there, a random Nebby here.",0,0.8435859084129333,TODO 3
-1223,1,"Right, because you want to make a grand strategy in a complete vacuum with no idea what is going on.",mindlessrabble,politics,2016-11,"Not to disregard intelligence briefings but there is a point to be made for ignoring them when making what I call ""grand strategy"" or realpolitik based decisions, as a supreme leader of a country should. Intelligence briefings can confuse a person. They can overcomplicate a situation and blur the original picture of what you are trying to achieve. They can even prevent new ideas from emerging. I think intelligence briefings should be used like news you are reading daily: You should be aware of things happening, but you shouldn't focus on it too much otherwise you will lose the plot. Personally I feel better about a POTUS who uses his analytical abilities, rather than be swayed by a large amount of data, to drive policy. Keep in mind also that many of these intelligence advisers have agendas of their own and confirmation bias. They will repeat thesis to confirm their own beliefs. It's a little bit like in the old days with the advisers of the king. The point is...Keep them at arm's length but do not over-rely on them. This is not what strategy is about for anything (ruling a country or a company as a CEO).",1,0.9830137491226196,TODO 1
-1224,0,Welfare recipients pay taxes when buying goods,AutisticGoyim,canada,2016-11,Neither do welfare welfare recipients. Taxes are a poor metric to being allowed representation.,0,0.8215746283531189,TODO 1
-1225,0,metro boomin,doublecrossfaded,deathgrips,2016-09,What other producers do you think Ride would sound good with?,1,0.5222223401069641,TODO 0
-1226,0,They are sorting it by minimum framerate.,woowoo8473,Amd,2016-11,I like how the 96fps bar for Nvidia is so much farther ahead than the 99fps bar for AMD.,1,0.7929357290267944,TODO 0
-1227,0,Inoreader,cybertex1969,italy,2016-10,Feedly vs Inoreader?,0,0.9167925715446472,TODO 0
-1228,0,I hope so...because otherwise...this is just a shitty post,UroutofURelement,aww,2016-12,Is this another repost Smarino?,0,0.960915207862854,TODO 0
-1229,0,"it goes well beyond ""wanting"" this time ;-)",streetwalker,politics,2016-12,Russia has always wanted someone to win in every modern US election. We don't need to sound the alarm bells every 4 years.,0,0.890095055103302,TODO 4
-1230,1,Cuz they all be sand ppl with nukes ready to kill you the instant to step on their ground right?,gdogg121,EarthPorn,2016-11,How can an American safely visit Iran?,1,0.9839954972267151,TODO 2
-1231,0,Saunders; 2 for 4.,zebra_heaDD,Torontobluejays,2016-09,SNBarryDavis: Donaldson returns to 3b and a start for Smoak. BlueJays,0,0.5982065796852112,TODO 0
-1232,0,"Ah, that's a relief.",tjwplans,teenagers,2016-10,"chill, this isn't a big deal. juniors are the only ones that have to worry, and thats just the kids who want a few thousand extra in scholarship money.",0,0.6731319427490234,TODO 0
-1233,1,"No, everything that looks cool and is black/red colored is edgy, because the internet says so.",SolarFederalist,darksouls3,2016-11,Not everything is edgy dude.,1,0.9860694408416748,TODO 0
-1234,0,"Oh medical bud helps a ton for the crankies caused by pain...makes me a bearable person, plus I take less opiods as well (which also can cause mood swings).",Kjellvb1979,AskReddit,2016-12,"As someone who lives in constant pain, I understand gramps mood swings. Its not easy living that life, and you dont want to...ever, its like having to live with chinese water torture, its sad but you do end up pushing people away. Ive found those who really care and are important to me, have empathized and stuck it out (even though ive been a been jerk sometimes, of course i eventually apologize and explain why i flipped, and thats not easy either [admitting lack of control]). Try and stick it out, even if hes an old grumpy, resentful, old man... we all have issues, some of us never get a break from them and it may not be right to lash out, but it happens. :( i wish the best for you and grandpa.",0,0.9615094065666199,TODO 3
-1235,0,oh lawdy laaawd,thepoka,bicycling,2016-09,NWD Enve SES 5.6 Disc,0,0.9619364142417908,TODO 0
-1236,0,Yeah I just realized that contact lenses can't be purchased until after hooktail.,ExplosiveSeal,papermario,2016-11,I don't think you can even get into West Rogueport pre-Hooktail.,0,0.9611830711364746,TODO 0
-1237,1,WOW you fucking homophobe.,Vance87,The_Donald,2016-11,"I dunno man, the straight six I had the pleasure of driving just never fucking died no matter what. It was nice.",1,0.9801536798477173,TODO 0
-1238,0,Gotta Pokemon Go to Bible study,ThatGaymer,FellowKids,2016-11,Never considered until now.,1,0.7511552572250366,TODO 0
-1239,0,If it was November 2009 Obama would already be **President** Obama not **President Elect** Obama,Toomuchdata00100,forwardsfromgrandma,2016-11,FWD: FWD: WOULDN't HAPPAN IF IT WAS OBUMMER!!1!!,0,0.6880300045013428,TODO 0
-1240,0,Still a no :/,SamurIAm,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-10,2xC3s + C2 for pulsus?,0,0.7599772810935974,TODO 0
-1241,1,Yeah omg Merrick Garland was soooo political....,elpachucasunrise,Connecticut,2016-11,Lol every high ranking judge in this country is a politician.,1,0.9871663451194763,TODO 2
-1242,0,"Yeah Adams screwed up since he was basically neutered his entire presidency, his cabinet didn't help either.",cartmanisthebest,AskReddit,2016-12,"Yep. Second was probably the win we call the first corrupt bargain where JQ Adams tied with Jackson, and then basically bribed the speaker of the house, Henry Clay, to be president. HC was name Secretary of State, thus the title corrupt bargain. This was a surprising election, no doubt, but let's not forget US history has had a fair share of issues. Of course the other two corrupt bargains could be equally weighed (though Ford's pardon wasn't an election, though it was still about his rise to office)",0,0.8338324427604675,TODO 4
-1243,0,You're right.,FourthNephite,exmormon,2016-09,"I don't think you were alone when that was going on that day. I believe there were others. And like you, they kept their mouths shut thinking they were the only ones.",0,0.7468022108078003,TODO 2
-1244,0,Yes,nishant032,deezer,2016-11,I assume you're using the free version of Deezer?,0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-1245,0,"Can confirm, am Tyler Falbo.",funnyferret,videos,2016-12,"Can confirm, he actually is Tyler Falbo. But really, there's a little Tyler Falbo in all of us.",0,0.642598032951355,TODO 0
-1246,1,"urban asked op if he had any ""health issues"" and his retirement plans...",Corrupt-Spartan,CFB,2016-11,I meant what made them assholes.,0,0.8624050617218018,TODO 2
-1247,0,"You really saying , i haven't had a need for a gun therefore no one needs a gun.",revenjack,videos,2016-10,Down voted for idiotic statement. I feel like we've been here before...,1,0.5208172798156738,TODO 3
-1248,0,"Brother also created their own control too, so its all brother.",HereHoldMyBeer,Machinists,2016-10,"What control? We actually got a lesser known brand, Bulova, which is nearly the same as the robodrill. Is it a mits control? Pretty simple machines, I loved brother but the larger ones with the tool changer and the stupid trap door that would jam or bend. Haha good times.",1,0.7290652394294739,TODO 3
-1249,0,"Well, for one, she's a *single* mother...",sobeRx,interestingasfuck,2016-11,What do people question about mother nature?,1,0.7977573275566101,TODO 4
-1250,1,I'm looking forward to the American Battle of Cnidus that will be fucking awesome.,Pharthammer,politics,2016-11,James Mattis is a god damned American Spartan. He is so far the best choice Trump has made by leagues.,0,0.6326667666435242,TODO 0
-1251,1,About time that all those multinational religious companies have some competition in advertising,rootyhill,news,2016-12,Atheists' billboards urge people to skip church for the holidays,1,0.9827305674552917,TODO 4
-1252,0,What exactly does the populace want?,Arts251,canada,2016-12,The Liberals are masters of appearing like they are acting. This is case in point. They know what the populace wants already. The jury's been out and in and out and in again. They just don't like the results and so now it's a game of looking like they're doing something while they actually do fuck all.,0,0.9603404998779297,TODO 0
-1253,0,"Considering it is in the midst of Holiday shopping, should be fairly easy to get.",TruNinja619,MMA,2016-09,How hard will it be to get tickets to ufc fight night albany?,0,0.8992011547088623,TODO 0
-1254,0,"I feel embarrassed for the Aussies, when reading their comments on this.",4Tenacious_Dee4,Cricket,2016-11,"What's really annoying is the little preamble (from Aussies presumably) that goes something like this: ""Look nobody is saying that Aus didn't play badly or that SA didn't play well, BUT... [push-agenda-here], [troll-a-bit-there]"". It's disingenuous. Many in this sub are spinning this whole saga like the media would spin something. Take a look at the ""press conference"" where Amla was standing with the whole team behind him - the interviewer said something like ""Do you take joy from the Australian team's pain?"". That was so provocative as to be embarrassing, it had nothing to do with the matter at hand. On that note, what has this security/journo thing got to do with the tampering charge? It's too easy to paint every single thing that the South Africans do now as villainous. Did anyone see footage before or after this incident? No. I'm not outright defending SA, or Faf. I found it weird that he denied the charge. But then again we haven't heard his side yet - maybe he was denying the _intention_ to alter the ball. I don't think he's stupid enough to deny that he put his finger in his mouth after he fucking saw footage of himself putting his finger in his mouth.",0,0.7826182246208191,TODO 3
-1255,0,Marichan Law,carlpamplona,Philippines,2016-12,Christmas Mafia,0,0.6700586676597595,TODO 2
-1256,0,Me too thanks,Tbklstkat26,Shittypokestops,2016-09,here come those Dinosaur o shit whaddup,0,0.9735862612724304,TODO 0
-1257,0,Their a good marker but so is HE which actually does dmg,moiznoleet,battlefield_one,2016-09,"Not as useless as you make it to be. Very useful to keep the bomb clear in Rush or deny the enemy access to roofs or closed spaces. Never mind you get points for each point of damage you do via gas grenade which means you can throw it on a choke point and focus on another choke point as it will act like a proximity scan, giving you a hint when an enemy is hit by the gas. They should also make gas deadly on tanks since it will kill the crew inside but I guess that might break the balance in DICE's point of view.",0,0.9542851448059082,TODO 1
-1258,1,"""Yeah, we have the Supreme Court, White House and a majority of both houses of Congress, but its those damn librual Dems stopping us from #MAGA rah rah""",arkhammer,politics,2016-11,They won't accept it. They'll repeat whatever Trump tells them (who to blame or that things are about to get great).,1,0.9868423342704773,TODO 3
-1259,0,Not quite what I was thinking.,wasteofhumanlife,Incels,2016-12,Give up your carnal and interpersonal pursuits and devote your life to science?,0,0.9234460592269897,TODO 0
-1260,0,"Ik niet, maar mijn vriendin wel.",WilrikDeBaas,thenetherlands,2016-12,"NL-Alert, wie heeft het controlebericht ontvangen?",1,0.5402013659477234,TODO 0
-1261,0,You was right,caterham09,fantasyfootball,2016-10,I FEEL IT BOYS. THE TIME IS NOW FOR LAMAR TO FINALLY REACH THE END ZONE,0,0.7769118547439575,TODO 2
-1262,0,"Tungsten is literally in all our homes, tungsten lightbulb masterrace",Hyron_,4chan,2016-11,Tungsten is good for one thing. Being a shitty metal. Need something to break or melt? Tungsten.,1,0.5428680777549744,TODO 3
-1263,1,Ffs not even their lawyers awknowledge the TV side,TotallyAwesomeDude12,marvelstudios,2016-12,"I think you mean ""Avocados""",1,0.5630031824111938,TODO 0
-1264,0,: ^ ),Mordewolt,DotA2,2016-11,o.l.d.?,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-1265,1,This seems credible.,j0rd4n,technology,2016-11,Twittergate is happening right now. 1000s of twitter Pedophile accounts discovered,1,0.9779834151268005,TODO 0
-1266,0,Chris Webber wants to have a word with you.,aaron_lmao,timberwolves,2016-12,"This is, without a single doubt, the worst foul call i have ever seen in the history of basketball. Usually I am not prone to hyperbole but this is the worst call of all time.",1,0.5082675814628601,TODO 3
-1267,1,Swifty and Athene,Radeghost,wow,2016-11,Good wow youtubers to watch? I am looking for some more wow youtubers to fill up my sub box :),0,0.6623253226280212,TODO 0
-1268,1,Freddy Fazbear?,RandomRedditor44,todayilearned,2016-12,"TIL Peter Jackson wrote a script for Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. In his version, Freddy had become so weak in the dream world that teenagers would take sleeping pills to go into the Dream World and mess with him.",0,0.6247116327285767,TODO 0
-1269,1,He must have been wearing something that was asking for it,4-12-2016,AskReddit,2016-11,"only if the guy getting raped deserves it, right? yep. hilarious.",1,0.9532817006111145,TODO 0
-1270,0,what is this graphic omg,brihoang,Texans,2016-11,Houston Texans (6-3) vs Oakland Raiders (7-2) ESPN or CW39,1,0.5736698508262634,TODO 0
-1271,0,You don't like it?,Superiorem,short,2016-11,Sometimes I'm glad to be an only child :) /jk,1,0.7441135048866272,TODO 2
-1272,1,"Are you sure it wasn't the over-worked programmer who may barely know the rules or failed to encode a ""can en passant in this position"" flag in the board data structure?",websnarf,chess,2016-11,"The two chess professionals who make their entire living based on the game, I wager.",1,0.5977985262870789,TODO 1
-1273,0,"Oh yeah, Horizon Edition care are a whole lot more rare, so consider yourself lucky.",Diarangus,forza,2016-09,Somehow managed to get this in a spin. Should I consider it a rare item?,0,0.6489760279655457,TODO 4
-1274,0,Didn't Whitney Shrugged have a show on NBC?,PointOfRecklessness,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,"""Whitey Shrugged""",0,0.8901644349098206,TODO 0
-1275,0,Or you know ... funeral arrangements ...,IronCanTaco,The_Donald,2016-10,That should about cover his bail. The sacrifices made.,0,0.9453811645507812,TODO 0
-1276,1,seems like all men are built to be sexists that take up literally 2-3 seats wherever they go,JonasBrosSuck,KotakuInAction,2016-12,Whenever I sit like that it's generally because it's comfortable.,1,0.955621600151062,TODO 2
-1277,0,What's funny here?,Atekihcan,ClashOfClans,2016-11,I love crystal league even more now.,0,0.886285126209259,TODO 2
-1278,0,kewlowlie *hoot hoot*,Qeusen,teenagers,2016-11,"Kik tread, plz up vote Post ur kik lolerz",0,0.9559597373008728,TODO 0
-1279,0,My dad already has died so i couldn't handle my mother passing away.,Coffee_cats,AskReddit,2016-12,"What I find scariest is my mom's death. I know I have to accept human mortality and all, but I just love her so much, and we have such an amazing relationship. Sometimes we're just laughing out loud or watching a movie together while eating popcorn, and I cannot avoid thinking how devastating it would be to not have her around. Whenever I feel like scrolling through Reddit or playing video games instead of chilling with her, I instantly think how I'm gonna regret it when she's not with me anymore. She's 16 years older than me, and I'm young, so, hopefully, she will be around for a long time. I don't have a creepy codependent relationship with her, and we don't even spend that much time together, but I cherish her more than anyone in my life.",0,0.9518172144889832,TODO 1
-1280,1,They'd have to get rid of 2 regulations for everyone 1 they put on though right?,skunkmoor,politics,2016-11,"The congress won't fund any actions against medical states, they might allow him to put some further regs on it.... but I dont see reason for concern for medical state industries.",1,0.8657175302505493,TODO 2
-1281,0,It was last year so everyone was hype for American Pharaoh,skarulid,Birmingham,2016-11,I'm still salty that Exaggerator didn't pull off the upset.,0,0.5294748544692993,TODO 4
-1282,0,The Kraken has been released,fac3ts,mildlyinteresting,2016-09,My cousin caught a lobster with double pinchers. Both claws work.,0,0.5702494382858276,TODO 0
-1283,1,Wrong.,Matt1243,nfl,2016-11,"Life long New Englander here, Pats fans are immune to reason",0,0.8110021352767944,TODO 2
-1284,0,"Ah I guess that's true, I guess it was still possible to obtain it during BC.",jastium,woweconomy,2016-11,"Can't remember which patch removed it, but it was easy to solo MC before they removed it, so it's not like it's some super great achievement for me, never actually raided in vanilla.",0,0.9622272849082947,TODO 0
-1285,1,"God forbid that she actually follows through with, you know, the will of the people",InParenthasis,ukpolitics,2016-11,We needed confidence and leadership 6 months ago. We needed a unifying voice after a bitter and divisive referendum. We needed a Statesman(woman). We didn't get that. It's now too late. She's promised everything to every faction of the 52% and told the 48% to fuck off. She doesn't have the charisma or the integrity to lead now that she's painted herself into a corner. She's a dead woman walking. She cannot deliver any clear pain for Brexit from the position she's backed herself into.,1,0.7835224270820618,TODO 2
-1286,1,But Trump!,president2016,HillaryForPrison,2016-11,"Donna Brazile boldly claims the emails that incriminated her were ""doctored"" by the Russians. Weeks later the truth comes out: they weren't, she's a crook. How many others are pushing this narrative? 10s, 100s?? ... 1,000?",1,0.9370023012161255,TODO 4
-1287,0,PARTY POOPER,gonzobon,Bitcoin,2016-12,To be clear: it doesn't store the value -- the blockchain does that -- it stores the credentials required to transact the value.,0,0.8944361209869385,TODO 2
-1288,0,One more stop for this Trump train.,jelneutron3,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"Solid, timely advice to enjoy the holiday",0,0.5709960460662842,TODO 4
-1289,1,"No, that was just Jericho is a Nakamura hoodie",FuzzyPeachMan,SquaredCircle,2016-11,Shin was at raw last night as well.,1,0.6197232007980347,TODO 0
-1290,1,"Bruh, I saw this youtuber do it and it was so hilarious so I'm gonna do it and pretend I have an audience laughing with me.",onthewayjdmba,Warthunder,2016-11,"Why Bring Under tiered Tank into Battle? Serious question. Can someone explain why people keep bringing under tiered tanks jnto battles they know are so? Yesterday I had three battles where people brought in M5A1s and M22s into BR 5 and 6 games. Why? What is the pleasure in that? Is it the challenge? Are people just trolling? Last night in a US/Brit vs. Ger/USSR two BT-5 flanked a part of our team. I got hit first but the BT-5 was not able to finish us off. I was able to take out both BT-5s. If those were proper tier tanks say T-34s they would have destroyed both of us and broke our flank. We ended up winning the battle. I had 5 kills and 3 assist that game. 5 kills I would not have had if those BT-5s would have been in proper tier vehicles. Same thing happened but our side had not one but two guys in an M22 and a M5A1 in a BR 5 battle. Why? Of course they were easy meat for the the Germans. We lost those two tanks in a matter of minutes from spawn. Maybe I'm a little salty cause I dont mind people playing the game and having fun. But, you would think people would think about the team. One game ok. Do your thing have fun. But three straight??",1,0.8939462900161743,TODO 0
-1291,0,"Cannot comment on Carnival or Norwegian, but Royal Caribbean has class.",MrSmartAlex,PublicFreakout,2016-11,"I have been on a number of cruises and I have learned the hard way that it is very worth it to spend a little extra and go Royal Caribbean, or Norwegian. Carnival is the bottom of the barrel.",0,0.9691164493560791,TODO 3
-1292,1,Sure and let's give everyone free goblin gliders everywhere too!,MauPow,wow,2016-11,"Let's be serious - every class needs double jump. I'm an original vanilla player (1st week of launch) that quit a few months before MoP came out. I was months into FF11, took a break to try out WoW because my roommates said it looked cool, and I was unsubbing the next day. While installing I was reading the manual (we had printed manuals those days) and I found out I could make a skeleton who could kick (undead rogue) and I was sold. Good times were had.   I came back for the artifact system, new talent trees and to try out a new melee class, the Demon Hunter. I was originally a rogue main, equal parts PvE and PvP (or PvE to PvP as we used to say- gladiator a couple times) but what seemed like years after the release of WotLK I still had PTSD from being a rogue during the reign of the DK. The Demon Hunter looked like a fun, mobile melee class that wouldn't need stealth as a crutch.   I won't go into the strengths of the two main specs, though I do feel that seeing as the class only has two specs and (you cannot argue this) that expansion classes should be attractively balanced to keep the old playerbase interested and to bring back old farts like me. But I main Vengeance and only do Mythic+ (got a 2 chest level 8 for the first time last week) and the PTR looks like they're aware the classes needs a better identity (no Havoc tears in here please).   I'm here to say that while I have sacrificed everything, I'm thinking I could sacrifice a little more. Which is why as a Demon Hunter main, I think all classes should have double jump. It simply makes the environments that much more interactive as a player. I was playing Destiny as my main online game before this, and while it has a lot of faults in the social space area, the fact that every class has a double jump really opens the world up for the player. The environments and bosses are already balanced with this in mind, since one class with it exists already. Demon Hunters will still have glide as class identity, maybe as a trade we could get a LITTLE more umph in the gliding category to be more like Goblin Gliders (I understand why the item should be king though).   If you haven't had a chance yet, make a Demon Hunter. Don't rush to 110, for the love of god don't PvP to level up (tears) - just enjoy questing through the zones, gliding down mountains, then stomping some motherfucking murlocs into the dirt with Infernal Smash. See how amazing Legion is with double jump (and glide) and just try not wanting this ability for every other class you play.",1,0.9832224249839783,TODO 4
-1293,1,Khabib has pull out enough times for both of them.,nopgno,MMA,2016-11,"Better than ""hey guys, I'm not going to fight for a while because I didn't pull out"".",0,0.6853079795837402,TODO 4
-1294,0,You don't even have to show them if the alarms are going off.,wildtabeast,AskReddit,2016-11,"You would only have to show them if the alarms went off, and even then you really could just keep walking. Store policy is generally to not stop a person, just remember what they look like. Otherwise the point is just don't treat people like criminals if there is a very little chance of them being a criminal. I don't let them stop me unless it's at a place like Sam's Club or Costco (Because they require a ""membership"" and I sign something that says I have to let them stop me) because the moment that I have paid for an item it becomes mine, and they have no right or reason to rifle through my property without a warrant and an officer.",0,0.8699802756309509,TODO 2
-1295,0,Pre wank selfie,MakingBadDecisions,CringeAnarchy,2016-11,"So that only opens the question ""what was he doing with an open bottle of lube""",0,0.8330274224281311,TODO 0
-1296,1,Are you trying to say that awesome people like me need to change?,CthuIhu,ZenHabits,2016-11,"I don't think you can deal with narcissistic people. They think they are normal just as they are, and resent the idea of change. So they will exploit your goodwill and nothing will come out of it. Best thing is to protect yourself from abuse by avoiding them as much as possible.",1,0.9714218974113464,TODO 1
-1297,0,You were supposed to say I was streets behind.,Racist_Wakka,AskReddit,2016-12,Fake phrase one of the characters in the show tries to coin,0,0.6785856485366821,TODO 4
-1298,0,Boise has much better wins imo,Acm0028,CFB,2016-11,When a one loss Boise team is higher than an undefeated Western Michigan team,0,0.8906890153884888,TODO 0
+251178,1,"Mexico is my idol, I think that all American law and culture should have Mexico as the standard.",matts2,politics,2010-05,Mexico's laws regarding illegal immigrants are far tougher then Arizona's.,0,0.9552989602088928,TODO 3
 1299,1,DO USC'S LOSSES COUNT,airforcebestcfb,CFB,2016-11,"CFP Rankings Show (7:00 PM ET) **TV:** [ESPN](#l/espn) Follow along with the selection show here. Once the results come out, the mods will post two threads: a thread with the results, and a serious discussion thread where jokes, memes, and off-topic comments will be removed.",1,0.5164239406585693,TODO 0
-1300,0,"I would love to watch an Obama and Biden ""Odd Couple"".",BecausePoopsIsFunny,AskReddit,2016-11,"What historical duo would make the best ""Odd Couple""?",0,0.9276472926139832,TODO 4
-1301,1,Lillard isn't an all-star though,Igemonas,nba,2016-11,"I'm so happy they were able to pull out a win tonight. Close games like this with a loss in heartbreaking fashion is almost a MO for the Knicks (when they aren't getting blown out). Fees good to win a game like this against a Western conference team with an All Star like Lillard. KP, Kuz, Jennings, and Rose were great tonight!!!",0,0.504024088382721,TODO 4
-1302,1,Come on The Jackets would be better,Regalas,hockey,2016-11,Blue Jackets Red Wings Blackhawks,1,0.9080718755722046,TODO 0
-1303,1,Thank you Trum for the first amendment.,yayfori,trashy,2016-11,"That's fine with me, Because of trump you have a freedom to do so!",1,0.7442141175270081,TODO 0
-1304,1,"but if i read, i wont be able to make quick assumptions based on a title that doesn't give me enough information to make a judgement",basalamader,cscareerquestions,2016-11,Take the time to read before you comment. OP wants to switch to CS because he.. you know what just read the damn thing,1,0.9496710896492004,TODO 3
-1305,1,Lost,Purpatraitor,AskReddit,2016-11,What TV series ended perfectly?,1,0.5856305956840515,TODO 0
-1306,0,"I've contacted LugnutsK, which is behind the auto-updating flairs, twice but he haven't gotten back to me yet unfortunately.",Liquid-Fire,leagueofjinx,2016-12,any updates on that topic?,0,0.9838476777076721,TODO 0
-1307,1,"Hey, can they sneak in I.O.I in their petition?",wormbandit,kpop,2016-11,EXO fans start a White House petition over Melon Music Awards results,1,0.8247300386428833,TODO 0
-1308,1,You dropped your,outline01,Fitness,2016-11,it's a high metabolism. if you're naturally skinny you'll stay skinny no matter how much you eat or exercise. its a lie by the food industry and the fitness industry. if you're naturally fat you'll stay fat no matter how little you eat or how much you exercise. its a lie by the diet industry and the fitness industry.,1,0.9895946979522705,TODO 0
-1309,0,I feel sorry for the kitten and all stopping on the freeway like that is incredibility stupid.,PmMeYourSaab,aww,2016-09,This was painful to watch but I'm so glad it ended well,0,0.8777989745140076,TODO 2
-1310,1,"pfft, if the F-22 is so good, how come nobody apart from the US have ordered any?",Lying_idiot,ShitWehraboosSay,2016-10,F-22 best plane fite me irl One P-51=50 Eurofighters,1,0.978222131729126,TODO 1
-1311,1,Pure chunks of sugar,TYPHLO908,LifeProTips,2016-11,Stale marshmallows? Gross.,0,0.8385295867919922,TODO 0
-1312,1,Forgot the,BlueSun288,bidenbro,2016-11,The Donald is a massive safe space. Only time I left a comment there it was because I agreed with them but hated the fact I agreed with them and told them to go fuck themselves in the process. That was enough to get me banned. Rich coming from a bunch of 'free speech' advocates such as themselves.,1,0.9895870685577393,TODO 0
-1313,0,B,Tegyukfel,AskOuija,2016-10,E,0,0.9748408794403076,TODO 0
-1314,1,I guess we should all be arrested for coming out of there?,-Eunjae,badwomensanatomy,2016-11,Children also come from vaginas. And adults. And most humans.,1,0.9130098223686218,TODO 0
-1315,1,"Oh OK, well that clears that up then!",gary_f,politics,2016-11,Illegal immigrants aren't voting in any significant numbers.,1,0.6812034249305725,TODO 4
-1316,0,"Retired now, but he spent forever and a half in the USMC, and then did police work, hated it and then went on to design aircraft for 25 years before retiring.",siimanerd,AskReddit,2016-10,Who is your daddy and what does he do?,0,0.9721446633338928,TODO 3
-1317,0,How exactly does anyone have time to do anything with traffic like this?,ShadowthecatXD,gifs,2016-11,I think living in a metropolis is more fun than living on a wasteland with few opportunities. But that's just me.,0,0.9408212900161743,TODO 4
-1318,0,Like those Obama terms.,SauthEfrican,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-11,"Damn, two in a row.",1,0.8099310398101807,TODO 2
-1319,0,It wasn't a dive though.,MykeeB,Gunners,2016-11,"We don't deserve to be level and I despise diving. That said, a goal is a goal and the ref can't un-give it. Plough on and hope we don't get dominated in the second half.",1,0.8601290583610535,TODO 1
-1320,1,but but but Trump is a racist,cookiemawo,politics,2016-11,Trump Picks Ben Carson For Housing And Urban Development Secretary,1,0.9854564070701599,TODO 4
-1321,0,"You've made about 7 posts in the past 30 minutes, no one cares",Gr8NeSsIsEaSy,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,what spamming?,0,0.6539061069488525,TODO 0
-1322,1,"yes, MLK hated people who wouldn't lobby to ban sombrero parties.",ineedanacct,KotakuInAction,2016-11,Wouldn't that make MLK an sjw. To him the biggest enemy was the non acting moderate who wanted nothing to do with the movement.,1,0.9540440440177917,TODO 2
-1323,0,n64 uptilt and dair,spvamp,SSBPM,2016-09,i should tell the kirbies to make something like this :O,1,0.561004102230072,TODO 0
-1324,1,"Such thoughtfulness, they know winter is around the corner and want NY Times to be ready for the snow fall.",ajjsbrujas1990,politics,2016-11,"Trump supporters send 2,625 pounds of salt to New York Times starting #SendEmSalt",1,0.9445413947105408,TODO 4
-1325,0,"Knowing what I know about reddit, there'd be plenty of redditors voting for Wallace too.",qtipvesto,MapPorn,2016-10,Humphrey: Reddit's choice forty years before there was a reddit.,1,0.5941166281700134,TODO 3
-1326,1,How well communist countries turned out,Thedragonking444,AskReddit,2016-11,What led you to change your opinion on this?,1,0.6148396730422974,TODO 0
-1327,1,No,DankWiz,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-11,The market is just starting to feel the effect of Donald Trump's presidency,0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0
-1328,0,Pittsburgh - this year.,dutchbone,funny,2016-11,I bet you can't guess the decade...,0,0.798024594783783,TODO 4
-1329,1,this is how Snowden endangered Americans: by giving them paranoid delusions!,PalermoJohn,conspiracy,2016-11,"I don't know how multitasking prohibits you from using a shift key, but the assertion that the admins have created an algorithm to automatically change your posts, not the literal content of them, but to simply place spelling errors is laughable at best. You must have quite an ego to think you're important enough to warrant that kind of attention.",1,0.6733025312423706,TODO 0
-1330,0,Never even would have considered them until this year to be honest with you.,Darpa_Chief,fantasyhockey,2016-12,"Budaj and Johnson are a couple of the top goalies, and they for the most part went undrafted...",0,0.9779669046401978,TODO 1
-1331,0,This is a thing now?,bc2zb,fatlogic,2016-09,"I swear to god, if ONE MORE fat person says that they're closer to being a mermaid because their thighs touch...I'm going to lose it.",0,0.9070388078689575,TODO 0
-1332,1,That's our compensation for WW2.,gccmelb,europe,2016-11,Gib back Fiume ;),1,0.6071679592132568,TODO 0
-1333,0,Are you using Nova?,thelostdolphin,androidthemes,2016-12,"Tried doing that, that's the closest I can get to the side.",0,0.9186185598373413,TODO 1
-1334,0,"there will definitely be refreshes and changes, but they'll be labeled as ""updates""",GenerationBlue,pcgaming,2016-10,Well that is incredibly disappointing.,0,0.9765847325325012,TODO 0
-1335,0,Wiiiiiiiinstoooon~ I gotcha favourite!,Clairosa,wow,2016-10,"Cheers, luv.",0,0.9022680521011353,TODO 0
-1336,0,Maybe an angel with a flaming sword forced him to do it.,bbblather,exmormon,2016-11,Reddit CEO admits to secretly editing user comments. (Meta- impacts trust with all subreddits) didn't know they could alter our words to make us say ANYTHING,1,0.6958768963813782,TODO 2
-1337,0,"""Link EN curve for inv""",__LE_MERDE___,wow,2016-12,No one will have curve when the raid first comes out. Just get it for the next raid.,0,0.7832521200180054,TODO 0
-1338,1,Thx i subbed android gift card pls,Terkey,ClashRoyale,2016-11,Were also going to need the fireball to break the bridge and drown the troops on it. Also subscribe for totally real giveaway.,1,0.7145943641662598,TODO 2
-1339,0,"It's some weird messaging from Origin, I hope the update pass clears some of this up.",bamer78,starcitizen,2016-11,"You're right, it's a GT car.",0,0.9549439549446106,TODO 0
-1340,0,Hey babe ... * click *,RenoXIII,creepyPMs,2016-11,Put on my girlfriend's underwear and dominate me.,0,0.8397672176361084,TODO 0
-1341,0,"No, that icebox had it coming.",b_st,buildapc,2016-11,I'm assuming you meant friend and not fridge? :P,1,0.9031758904457092,TODO 0
-1342,0,Ah i was waiting for you to pop up.,wakawaka86,Blackfellas,2016-12,Another example of fake news. No one is cutting social security.,0,0.8304011821746826,TODO 0
-1343,0,He's black.,strangelyliteral,politics,2016-11,"The Ben Carson pick for HUD is the one pick that confuses me the most. Why wouldn't he be looked at for Health and Human services instead? I guess this just goes with all of the other horrible picks Trump has made, but this one really sticks out for me. This is especially sticks out given the fact when Carson not long ago withdrew his name for any cabinet posts citing his inexperience in government. I guess Carson suddenly feels like he knows stuff. The government Trump is putting together is an absolute joke, and some of the picks we should be terrified about.",1,0.9536030888557434,TODO 0
-1344,1,Obviously you didn't catch the split second subtext hidden in the eye contact that Bucky and Steve shared during the finale of Winter Soldier,presidentdinosaur115,marvelstudios,2016-11,Making any overtly heterosexual character gay.,1,0.935180127620697,TODO 1
-1345,0,"Brax, Stewie, Dazed, Automatic, Steel",Assassino121,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,Dignitas new NA team,0,0.9030979871749878,TODO 0
-1346,0,"The CCP is a failure in motion...dead regime walking against the tide of history and the aspirations of mankind, which doesn't include a government that murders its own people in the streets and threatening its neighbors explicitly over ideological and irrational issues.",impossinator,China,2016-10,"China No Longer Has a Taiwan Strategy - Money, persuasion and coercion have all failed.",0,0.9636635184288025,TODO 2
-1347,1,Cause Steve Jobs *hated* inconveniencing the customer for the sake of his vision of progress.,Summerie,iphone,2016-11,Because someone had to make it in the first place,1,0.9863240122795105,TODO 1
-1348,0,BERTY GETTIN DIRTY HE'S GONNA GO FOR THIRTY,Zerigala,nba,2016-11,"GAME THREAD: San Antonio Spurs (12-3) @ Boston Celtics (9-6) - (Nov. 25, 2016) Game Thread generator doesn't seem to be working",1,0.7829633355140686,TODO 0
-1349,0,Did you dare criticize Bernie on Reddit?,BrewsterTheGreat,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,He would have been better than the alternatives. Still not sure why you think a Democratic socialist would be best for the US at this current moment. The time for a Bernie character will come - but we need some time,1,0.953724205493927,TODO 3
-1350,0,"So, how many pounds were seized?",mad-n-fla,news,2016-10,"Coast Guard Cutter Returns with 29,000 Pounds of Seized Cocaine",0,0.6329740285873413,TODO 0
-1351,0,"Or if it's moonshine, those shots are strong",ekvivokk,PKA,2016-10,People tend to over blow the strength of shots. Unless you had more than 6 it's not very comparable,0,0.9337019324302673,TODO 1
-1352,0,I get this reference.jpg,Slacker619,magicTCG,2016-11,Stop genociding all my elves!!,0,0.9748539924621582,TODO 0
-1353,1,"""My friend told me..."" Is usually an excellent source of non biased accurate information.",Blu3wizard,Bad_Cop_No_Donut,2016-11,"Yeah, it definitely wasn't, and your sources are bad. I've got friends at Standing Rock and you're an idiot.",1,0.809981644153595,TODO 0
-1354,1,it was a bit tongue in cheek forgot the,Regimboss,MMA,2016-11,I guess a few nice tweets absolves Johnson of his persistent threatening behaviour towards women and history of domestic abuse...,1,0.9899910688400269,TODO 3
-1355,1,Liberals fault,IcryforBallard,politics,2016-11,"Yeah but he has to stay somewhere. If only the job came with it's own accommodation, then he wouldn't have to be openly corrupt... Oh, wait.",1,0.9746776223182678,TODO 1
-1356,0,What would you say to three dollars...and we forget the name?,KingTaffy,exmormon,2016-10,"Give them $1 for the food, and another $1 for privacy while you eat. No small talk, no worries.",0,0.9155323505401611,TODO 0
-1357,0,If people are having trouble with subtlety in 3's it's because the spec is ass.,Juxtaposn,worldofpvp,2016-11,"Hey guys, Due to popular request I managed to finish another video for the Subtlety Breakdown series where I basically dissect a clip or two and explain everything to you. Keep in mind this is not 3k+ material and is not meant to show matches against the best players, but more of a educational video for those out there having trouble with Subtlety in PvP.",1,0.7078257203102112,TODO 1
-1358,1,Could have hit him in the chest.,LtShafer,Huskers,2016-11,Hope you aren't talking about that last throw to Morgan. It couldn't have been a better pass.,1,0.6238996386528015,TODO 0
-1359,1,questions that would of been asked When is Mg42 getting buffed to pre H build where it was balanced When is STg getting buffed When is the allies baised shit gonna stop When is germany gonna get buffed to other factions lvl,Cozichacozee,HeroesandGenerals,2016-11,"Friendly reminder of Q&A with RETO on axis public teamspeak Today there will be a Q&A with RETO on the axis public teamspeak. It will start at 8 PM CET and probably last until midnight(about 3.5 hours from now) and the adress is 62.210.169.174. Anyone regardless of faction is welcome. Hope to see you there, cheers!",0,0.9136694073677063,TODO 2
-1360,1,Those are all lies made up by Russia.,BecauseYoudBeInJail-,pics,2016-11,"No, cocaine trafficking, prostitution, strings of suicides involving getting shot in the back of the head, human trafficking, bribes from dictators and all sorts of sinister types, pardons for drug lords and suspected or convicted sex offenders, no one reaches the level of power they have without getting dirty.I have been reading about their dealings since the nineties,",1,0.9721393585205078,TODO 3
-1361,1,"It's weird, I keep telling people that staying away from black people has prevented me from being robbed or murdered, but they just don't seem as receptive to the idea...",Ihateregistering6,TumblrInAction,2016-11,Being Paranoid Has Saved My Life,0,0.8217139840126038,TODO 2
-1362,1,What's that?,Muffins117,unturned,2016-11,"Have you ever herd of Fallout 4, muffins?",1,0.7873519062995911,TODO 0
-1363,0,"I would say that based on those circular formations on the back, this is a very white piece of ocean jasper",Tracybugaboo,Crystals,2016-11,Can someone identify this stone?,0,0.8076655864715576,TODO 1
-1364,0,I got the AX1500i but wouldn't mind another PSU for my 2nd build.,choaniki,pcmasterrace,2016-12,"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)",0,0.9815991520881653,TODO 3
-1365,0,At least 6m,Deadpools_Dad,runescape,2016-10,"Runecrafting Profit Hey, I am just wondering about how much money I could profit doing 1-99 runecrafting while trying to make gold, and whether or not it would be worth doing, or should I just do runespan and then farm gold with some other skill. Thanks!",0,0.685624897480011,TODO 0
-1366,1,"Smh, always freezing people out",SpecCRA,nba,2016-11,Melo felt pretty isolated on that turnaround game winner.,1,0.9356357455253601,TODO 2
-1367,0,I'd go camping on Takodana.,kurt-wagner,StarWars,2016-11,What is your favourite place in the Star Wars world?,0,0.8808729648590088,TODO 0
-1368,1,It's not racist you fucking white male.,DE_Goya,Tinder,2016-11,"Is this commonplace? Weird, aggressive racism?",1,0.9877148866653442,TODO 1
-1369,1,*this is why trump won*,StrongStyleSavior,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-11,"""Im not racist, but...""",1,0.9649015665054321,TODO 0
-1370,1,Are you sure she's not Mexican?,endlessace,JusticePorn,2016-11,2 drunks harassing Chinese waitresss get dealt with by customer! Netherlands 2016,1,0.8249861598014832,TODO 1
-1371,0,Shit post for the next week and don't do anything?,Folters,Devoted,2016-11,you know what to do,0,0.8132627606391907,TODO 0
-1372,0,You know a ship is good when it destroys the launchpad,gyromorgian,KerbalSpaceProgram,2016-11,This is the way their world ends; not with a bang but a roar.,0,0.5927314162254333,TODO 1
-1373,1,WOW JIJ BENT ZEKER VOOR LAGE STRAFFEN MET DIE D66 REGTERS HE,Kamikaziepiloot,thenetherlands,2016-11,"Ach, ik ben ""links langharig werkschuw tuig"" tegelijk met een progressief liberaal randje. Mijn stem zweeft altijd ergens tussen SP, Groen Links en D66 (ja, D66. Ik zei het. Kom maar met die haat!)",1,0.867287278175354,TODO 0
-1374,0,We kept driving to the vandy 35-45 and then punting because our defend gave up 90 yards the first 3 quarters but then we gave up one long drive and offense couldn't get it past the 40 again.,DrVonD,CFB,2016-10,"I wasn't able to see the game, can you explain to me how we had 400+ yards on offense but didn't break 20 points?",0,0.9576492309570312,TODO 4
-1375,1,tap in,Call-Me_Daddy,soccer,2016-11,Cristiano Ronaldo goal against Sporting Gijon (2-0),0,0.8472257256507874,TODO 0
-1376,1,yeah but emails,ElPlywood,politics,2016-11,"Working-class whites voted for a president who will sap health care, wages",1,0.9729912281036377,TODO 3
-1377,1,You should start a dead pool on which bitcoin companies will exit scam next.,turpin23,Bitcoin,2016-11,CLOUD BET EXIT SCAM???,1,0.5162664651870728,TODO 4
-1378,1,"Capitalist propaganda comrades, no sparks in ground forces )))",BurgerSupreme,Warthunder,2016-11,sparks do exist in ground force,1,0.830329418182373,TODO 2
-1379,1,There are other things besides gaming?,ToanDaxland,gaymers,2016-11,"What do you all like to do besides gaming? I fucking love books. I drag my boyfriend to every book shop, book stall, etc we pass. I also love baking. Only thing I really like about Christmas is an excuse to bake and dump what I make onto people.",1,0.7941182851791382,TODO 0
-1380,1,Because it worked so well with glow pucks in hockey in the 90s and everyone loved it.,vprakhov,gifs,2016-11,If they made it easy to follow what the fencers are doing I would absolutely watch that.,1,0.986137330532074,TODO 1
-1381,1,Rajan lied so that secrecy could be maintained.,ponniyin_selvan,india,2016-11,"Paging Urjit Patel: is this true? Oh, wait, no. They claim they started over six months ago. Was Raghuram Rajan lying when he went on record arguing against demonetization?",1,0.563865602016449,TODO 3
-1382,0,Calm down Dennis.,superscatman91,AskReddit,2016-11,"Yeah. Obviously I was much better than incredible, I was a goddamn god.",0,0.7974070906639099,TODO 0
-1383,0,I'll be right there watching the cutting floor with you :^),7h3b055,CFB,2016-11,"Today feels ever so slightly better. Hey Vols, we can go laugh at Florida soon if you'd like?",0,0.8560272455215454,TODO 2
-1384,0,"It is not on Steam or Origin, so it is not in an acceptable format, so therefore, it isn't available on the PC.",CircularMatrix,pcgaming,2016-12,It's on PC. It's already on the platform your playing on.,1,0.9062361121177673,TODO 2
-1385,1,What's left on the sub though,shrubs311,Overwatch,2016-11,This is why I've got my bookmark here set to filter out highlights.,0,0.8269075155258179,TODO 2
-1386,0,The drones get shot down quickly,lulzmachine,Documentaries,2016-11,Drones and youtube,0,0.747642457485199,TODO 0
-1387,0,r U2 r U2 r' U2 r U2 l' U2 r U2 r' U2 x' r' U2 r',asto1001,Cubers,2016-11,For me I think it's the 4x4 OLL parity algorithm. I'm like: oh no oll parity! I'll learn it later. And it happens like everyday. I push it forward all the time.,0,0.8741989731788635,TODO 0
-1388,0,"""As a mother and a fireman..."" -caller on GTA: San Andreas radio station",drdoubleyou,AskReddit,2016-11,"Gamers of Reddit, what is your favorite video game quote?",0,0.873785138130188,TODO 2
-1389,0,"He could've ETS'd as an e6 or e7 and just got old, giving him the illusion of looking like a CSM",jhayes88,videos,2016-10,That dude looks like he was a CSM,0,0.8970279693603516,TODO 1
-1390,1,Looks like you need a,monkeysintheday,Overwatch,2016-11,he sucks though. console master = pc platinum rite guys?,1,0.989618718624115,TODO 3
-1391,0,"(the ""Fight me"" was meant as a joke)",qchto,pcmasterrace,2016-11,Why would I fight you over that? I have entirely better things to do with my time and life.,0,0.8515031337738037,TODO 0
-1392,1,"Yes, almost anyone can do that against one of 1st/2nd best team in the world lmao",i_am_the_beztest,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Salt aside, almost everyone can do it. A Shin is not a champion that requires skill.",0,0.8316878080368042,TODO 1
-1393,0,Arch support is not something you need unless you have a medical problem.,driverdan,Frugal,2016-11,"I'll pay more for decent ones with arch support, the cheap ones are hell on my feet",0,0.9603862762451172,TODO 0
-1394,1,But I didn't see the correct form of his birth certificate!,CharlottesWeb83,politics,2016-11,"Coming from the guy who refused to accept Obama because he was supposedly a Kenyan Muslim who faked his birth certificate and founded ISIS to kill Americans, you mean. That was ok. Questioning the election that had more hacks than the Tonight Show writing room however...",1,0.9698547124862671,TODO 3
-1395,0,Silly Bandz,milkerfish,AskReddit,2016-12,What was the (non-money) currency of your elementary school?,0,0.8908717632293701,TODO 0
-1396,1,"Holy hell petunia, you forgot this...",Marty_ShortForMartin,savedyouaclick,2016-11,then you're part of the problem for just *believing something you read on the internet* you *dense motherfucker* you have instant access to all human knowledge ever created but you let the dumb shit you read on the internet that's been filtered through seven layers of bias by the time you hear it dictate your truth THIS IS THE PROBLEM,1,0.9904878735542297,TODO 0
-1397,0,RIP Rooney,agentrj47,reddevils,2016-09,Half Time Discussion,0,0.7856846451759338,TODO 0
-1398,0,Why did you do it then?,thehuncamunca,relationships,2016-11,I know. I feel I fucked up badly. She doesn't care about porn or jerking it. But having my mate there... It was weird. I really didn't like it and wanted to throw up afterwards.,0,0.874118447303772,TODO 0
-1399,1,Shhhhh I want to actually have a shot at it this year!,pabuum,MakeupAddiction,2016-11,Too Faced Cyber Monday Box I just got an email and Too Faced will be doing the cyber Monday box again. It will be 39 dollars!,0,0.9622483849525452,TODO 4
-1400,1,The war on Christianity continues.,dakeyjake,atheism,2016-11,IRS Denies Exempt Status To Christian Coffee Shop,1,0.9444547295570374,TODO 1
-1401,1,"Careful, WaPo says Tyler is a Russian plant.",MSMomma71,The_Donald,2016-11,is the UK finished? yes. time to accept British refugees.,1,0.9186710715293884,TODO 0
-1402,0,If our defense plays like that the rest of the season who the fuck is going to beat us,sikskittlz,CFB,2016-09,"WOW. Just Wow; Holy smokes what a game from Louisville. I honestly dont think a single team could have beat them today. They looked like world-beaters, played like champions, and have certainly earned a place in the top 5 if not top 2. Fantastic work today guys, you looked scary out there and thats about the biggest compliment I can give a team.",0,0.8486281037330627,TODO 2
-1403,0,I think youcaring would work really well!,Chicken_Soccer,holidayhole,2016-11,Do you have a spare bit of land to dig? You can start something on say youcaring(they have 0% fees),1,0.5962604284286499,TODO 1
-1404,1,"Yeah man, no one has ever ran Skyrim on a core2duo.",Strike_Reyhi,pcmasterrace,2016-11,They will barely open facebook nevermind run a game...,1,0.987440824508667,TODO 4
-1405,0,"Shit happens but if it upsets you that much, you definitely should delete.",Ryuushin,FFBraveExvius,2016-12,It's time to just delete this game... I'm just looking for something to waste some time in the middle of a busy day. These Clowns are wasting a whole day on maintenance so we can play another week of the worst event they've released yet.,0,0.9734547138214111,TODO 2
-1406,0,"There is no traffic when you're in front, though.",jkz0-19510,formula1,2016-10,"From Verstappen's point of view, he should have conceded the place as soon as possible to avoid any investigation because he was always going to have to receive some kind of a penalty. It isn't comparable to Hamilton's lap 1 excursion because there is leniency given on lap 1 due to all the traffic. Verstappen would have slotted behind Vettel and *in front* of Ricciardo. Leaving it to the stewards is what gave him a bigger penalty. That's two WDC points lost to Ricciardo.",1,0.5571282505989075,TODO 0
-1407,0,How are the rest bullshit terms?,DrKrills,politics,2016-11,The only term needing an understanding is climate change the rest are bullshit terms. If you fully don't understand that then you don't grasp the concepts of what you're voting for.,0,0.8883188366889954,TODO 1
-1408,0,Only need 1 what would you like for them?,shortbusridurr,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-11,"I have two Merc Walrocks, both are sniper certified.",0,0.9682015776634216,TODO 3
-1409,0,Agents like him are poisonous for football .,justafanpassingby,soccer,2016-09,"Mino Raiola earned more money this summer from Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Henrikh Mkhitaryan sales than Real Madrid pay Cristiano Ronaldo in a year",0,0.8419577479362488,TODO 0
-1410,1,smh never deserved it.,Atallahnator,nba,2016-11,Warriors,1,0.9439436197280884,TODO 0
-1411,0,Considering how upset they were about the Panama papers somehow I doubt it,DefaultProphet,worldnews,2016-12,"Put your hacker hat on and start hacking the GOP and Russia. Nobody is stopping you. When you have something, send it to Wikileaks. I'm sure they'll be happy to post it.",0,0.8247323036193848,TODO 3
-1412,0,Damn,rargar,mildlyinteresting,2016-10,Mountain cutting through the clouds,0,0.9637115597724915,TODO 0
-1413,1,"Oh wow, you're so cool man, I wish I could dislike popular things too.",Palazard95,fo4,2016-11,"Nah, games a solid 4/10 with water mining, you're trying to convince yourself too hard.",1,0.9864457249641418,TODO 0
-1414,1,Because we need more malls than farm lands.,semolinopilchard,Philippines,2016-11,Villars to build 10 new malls in 2 years,1,0.9607232809066772,TODO 3
-1415,1,"Yea youll get heat for liking uncharted mp on an uncharted mp forum, happens all the time",Ieatbabies154,unchartedmultiplayer,2016-11,"1.White plugs 2.Players voting to forfeit & then leaving cuz the team votes to stay in the game. 3. Shitty matchmaking. 4. No Esports support. The Uncharted MP is V E R Y underrated & I'm sick of games like Cod & Overwatch taking all the spotlight. I know I might get some heat from this statement but....Uncharted 2, 3, & 4 have been the best Multiplayer games I've ever played. I spent 500 hours on both the UC2 & UC3 MP and I'm gunna play this MP for the next 5 years and I'm never buying another Cod or BF game ever again. =)",1,0.939098060131073,TODO 2
-1416,0,"Cool story, bro",habituallysuspect,hockey,2016-11,He faced over one hundred shots in a game.,0,0.698582649230957,TODO 3
-1417,1,Your life is complete now.,ACE_C0ND0R,battlefield_4,2016-11,"You guys are actually the best Let me set the mood, it was dark rainy night the time was 2:30 am. I had been up all night grinding for the martini henry and decided to upload some clips for battlefield one. I went trough them picking just the right one when I stumble across a old BF4 clip. I had such an nostalgia trip that I decided to make my first ever r/BF4 post titled, Screw the jeep, FREE HELI...FUCK. I looked at the time and decided to head to bed. Little did I know that tomorrow morning my post would be on the FP of r/BF4. I honestly don't know what to say, thank you r/BF4 -your pal Sneakysneky",0,0.6458114981651306,TODO 1
-1418,1,Bibib for president,kangtuji,indonesia,2016-11,RIP Indonesia. FPI is taking over.,0,0.7176043391227722,TODO 4
-1419,0,Smells like poutine spirit.,BannedFromEarth,Showerthoughts,2016-11,Depends on whether or not they smell like poutine (pootine).,0,0.9197768568992615,TODO 0
-1420,0,"Liberalism and Socialism are completely different concepts, you can be a conservative and a liberal socialist.",SheetStainz4000,The_Donald,2016-10,Well Trump has some liberal policies especially socially. So he isn't the true republican mold that has been of the past.,0,0.978586733341217,TODO 1
-1421,1,Oh yeah that makes the account impenetrable!,Nocsiv,2007scape,2016-11,Two step authentication,1,0.9538979530334473,TODO 4
-1422,1,But at least they add a tip to your bill for you so you don''t have to!,PussyWhistle,Sacramento,2016-11,"Location is terrible. Cold and awful acoustics that make it loud AF, impossible to hear company. Shitty background music. Staff is bad, took quite awhile with us and our food came out really late, mine wasn't even that warm. And the food was *bad*. Like, my order was so greasy I felt sick trying to eat it. **Never again.**",1,0.9250249266624451,TODO 4
-1423,1,Shilling for Big BBQ I see...,Elzam,SubredditDrama,2016-11,I like how they are hinting at Big BBQ having a top notch propaganda machine. They are behind the mask of slightly inflated BBQ prices. Maybe we'd have seen it if we were paying attention instead of paying for BBQ.,1,0.6262609958648682,TODO 4
-1424,1,Because blizzard's internal testing alwaaaaaays detects bad balance.,cokeman5,hearthstone,2016-11,"Well, on the stream actually Frodan managed to win with his Warlock against the Jade Golem deck. Of course the players will create more efficient decks, but that counts for all factions/classes. So I am optimistic. Remember that Blizzard of course did a lot of playtesting. There is no way the Druid deck will absolutely destroy all control decks. Btw. Kabal won all three of their matches. The versatility of them is quite nice.",1,0.9854060411453247,TODO 1
-1425,1,We should power clocks with this and call it atomic clocks.,jonstew,Futurology,2016-11,Physicists and chemists at the University of Bristol have found a way to convert thousands of tonnes of seemingly worthless nuclear waste into man-made diamond batteries that can generate a small electric current for longer than the entire history of human civilization.,0,0.5637247562408447,TODO 3
-1426,1,Lol But but but Drumpf has 2 bankruptcies out of 500 business,throwawaymd123,The_Donald,2016-11,Redistribution of Wealth: Sanders fleeced poor Liberal Arts students for $200 million. Hillary conned the mega rich to the tune of 800 million. And now Jill Stein has suckered sore losers out of 7 million. Total haul: $1.007~ billion.,1,0.9836246967315674,TODO 3
-1427,1,"Pretty sure faking intel to create a protracted land invasion of two countries, and permanent war involving systemic violations of international law including war crimes, leading to the establishment of a policy of extrajudicial murder of US citizens and rampant attacks on civil liberties, is at least *comparable* to shooting a guy vis a vis ethics.",hambluegar_sammwich,pics,2016-11,I can't remember the time Bush publicly executed somebody point blank with a pistol.,0,0.6905743479728699,TODO 1
-1428,1,That's funny because I meet religious people everyday that are positive it's real,SenorKerry,Showerthoughts,2016-11,The only way to know with 100% certainty if there's an afterlife is to die,1,0.960034966468811,TODO 2
-1429,0,These constitute more than one gravity field.,Rynsewynd,Showerthoughts,2016-10,We live in an infinite gravity well.,0,0.8611047863960266,TODO 2
-1430,1,"Too bad you can't nerf real life, I think Bama needs some balancing",JeffK3,CFB,2016-11,Triple option is op tbh,1,0.9156118631362915,TODO 1
-1431,0,I'm terribly sorry that you took my comment as a slight against your favorite game instead of as a joke primarily making fun of BMW drivers than plays off of monetization practices common in the video game industry.,maveric101,tifu,2016-10,Too bad all the DLC content for GTA V has been free.,1,0.8108969330787659,TODO 0
-1432,0,"I can't seem to find the date code you're referring to on the razor, I couldn't find any at all, but I could just be very blind",wally_z,wicked_edge,2016-10,the x means 1952 and the 3 is 3rd quarter. just google gillette date codes. definitely nickel plated brass. great razor. if the nickel is an issue a replate or a coating is an option. gillette also made some gold razors.,0,0.9247862100601196,TODO 2
-1433,0,"Yep, if you find yourself in a fair fight... Your tactics suck.",collierar,JusticeServed,2016-10,No rules in a street fight.,0,0.5193837285041809,TODO 0
-1434,0,"Oh nice, didnt check for packsize yet - Point Blank all those maps :D",Toverkol,pathofexile,2016-11,"Gotta love that one. Max Dodge builds go from 75% Dodge to 56%, which is approximately a 25% defensive nerf from that map mod alone. At least it gives pack size.",0,0.9668452739715576,TODO 1
-1435,1,"Trump's not anti-gay, he's simply *pro*-anti-gay, so it's fine.",UrukHaiGuyz,politics,2016-11,"Trump May Not Be Anti-Gay, But Much of His Senior Staff Is",1,0.9858522415161133,TODO 3
-1436,1,But Hillary.,inadazed,politics,2016-11,"When a president-elect tweets his political belief with desired punishment, that's when it does get a bit scary. Sure, he can't overturn a SCOTUS ruling, but we know where he stands on free speech issues...",1,0.9364237785339355,TODO 0
-1437,0,"""when people get butthurt"" Non-asshat translation: ""when people have feelings""",doggydownvoter,LifeProTips,2016-11,Yeah when people get butthurt about social encounters they seem to post them here. It's as if they're trying to change our collective behavior as a surrogate for someone else's behavior.,0,0.8313134908676147,TODO 2
-1438,1,but she won the popular vote,TurnerJ5,jillstein,2016-11,losers,1,0.9841910600662231,TODO 3
-1439,0,You new to the cosplay scene?,jjaguars84,Tinder,2016-10,The fuck. They're even wearing the same top.,0,0.7477797269821167,TODO 4
-1440,0,Shitposting,bvr5,Muse,2016-12,..So?,0,0.821007490158081,TODO 0
-1441,1,"Guys relax, she makes her way back to the kitchen by the end of it all",ctrl_alt_el1te,nfl,2016-11,Oh god please no I can hear it in my nightmares.,1,0.9526047706604004,TODO 3
-1442,0,What were they last year?,Chilly1193,HangoutFest,2016-11,$249. It's on the website,0,0.6614398956298828,TODO 4
-1443,1,That makes you smart!,yankeesyes,politics,2016-11,I just follow the example set by our nation's new fuhrer.,1,0.9520680904388428,TODO 1
-1444,0,He looks like hes tryn calculate his mortgage,X0Overdose,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-12,Because he jus fucked to bitch and you ain't gon do nothin bout it bitch,0,0.9513549208641052,TODO 4
-1445,1,yeah it seems like the booster uses flash on D and the boosted uses flash on F time to change my flash key to D!,Mr_Naabe,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Yes, if you look at his match history, he changes his flash key a lot.",1,0.7410863041877747,TODO 1
-1446,0,"I think it could be a simple herding of livestock, they already do something similar with centaurs in new vegas and the centaurs would be less cooperative.",Corporal_Jester,Fallout,2016-11,"One problem though, Super Mutants, especially Capital mutants, are too stupid to come up with a plan that complex.",0,0.9766874313354492,TODO 4
-1447,0,"Doesn't help that Sandersistas were going around supporting Sanders' policy of not wanting to allow ""urban"" people to have guns because they have a violent culture and cannot be responsible gun owners.",Lenin_is_my_friend,socialism,2016-11,unfortunately the liberals have taken away my ability to get a gun as my type of people always get scapegoated for mass shootings,0,0.9611361622810364,TODO 0
-1448,0,that's cause she's a massholes,aerborne,Anarcho_Capitalism,2016-10,"I like the end, where the mother can't instill good values in her own children, therefore the government is needed as a better parent.",1,0.790686309337616,TODO 0
-1449,0,Mexican style!,SlothOnes,DanLeBatardShow,2016-10,AIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!!!,0,0.6861824989318848,TODO 3
-1450,1,It's HER turn you shitlord!,LordofShittsville,The_Donald,2016-10,I posted it to my Facebook and my ex girlfriend commented how Americans are supposed to have the freedom of speech at rallies. THAT IS SO FAR FROM THE POINT!! -_-,1,0.9873243570327759,TODO 0
-1451,0,Thanks!,FantaToTheKnees,hockey,2016-12,"Minnesota and Columbus have never been very good teams since both entering the NHL in 2000, so it's pretty cool to see them facing off as the strongest teams in the league on huge streaks. Very exciting times for both teams who haven't had much excitement in the past.",0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
-1452,1,Maybe they just couldn't find any dirt on Trump,Harald_Hardraade,GamerGhazi,2016-11,"Anonymous declared war on Trump, and then disappeared",1,0.9012307524681091,TODO 4
-1453,1,This man is ahead of his time,Soylopeor,worldnews,2016-11,Prince Alwaleed bin Talal Says Saudi Women Should Drive,1,0.6402564644813538,TODO 4
-1454,0,Man I need to take note from you tbh,Sober_Sloth,funny,2016-11,"You should also look into pizza, as your delivery needed a lot of work.",0,0.9431830644607544,TODO 3
-1455,0,"It still counts how many people are on the point tho, which is weird",buddyfun,Paladins,2016-12,"Do more teammates on the capture point actually increase the capture speed? I've heard some people saying that it does increase the speed, but I don't really see it when I play. Can anyone confirm it for me?",0,0.9781312346458435,TODO 2
-1456,1,Yay ads!,noisygnome,virtualreality,2016-11,Also to study advertisement reception. Better tech will come from this because the area of the screen you're looking at is the only area being rendered in full res but companies will also be able to study the way you look at things and what advertisements are better at catching your eye than others,1,0.8780534863471985,TODO 0
-1457,1,"They're just gonna have it start at 9:30am London time instead so it'll start at 4:30am ET, duh!",Chibears85,nfl,2016-11,Well its going to be interesting to see how that works out since they're allegedly scrapping the 9:30am start time for london games.,1,0.9772401452064514,TODO 4
-1458,0,A real diner !,Fascinating_Frog,askTO,2016-11,Zet's isn't amazing. It is REAL food tough. Only place I would go around there.,0,0.578148603439331,TODO 3
-1459,1,"Wait, are you saying that lining up in the exact same position 95% of the time and running the exact same fly rout over n over ISN'T good coaching?",AbstractLogic,miamidolphins,2016-11,"I'm not mad at Wallace at all. He probably would've been great for us under Gase. I don't think he quit. I don't think he had ""bad chemistry"" with Tanne. I think he failed to live up the contract he was given because our offensive staff sucked and plays could never develop downfield because we've had the worst OLine in the league the three years prior to 2016.",1,0.9604196548461914,TODO 1
-1460,0,Dat belt placement doe.,KingSmartAss,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,"Eminem with his rap group D12, 1990s",0,0.7421665787696838,TODO 0
-1461,0,"Great pull,imo he feels too clunky and slow even with Hunter but great shooting.",IVIrCatalyst,FIFA,2016-12,So I had a pretty good two player pack,0,0.9793841242790222,TODO 2
-1462,0,Good lord this card is beyond stacked,nickfield1996,MMA,2016-09,Weidman vs Romero official for UFC 205,0,0.8405490517616272,TODO 1
-1463,0,Ok then...,colby983,CrazyIdeas,2016-12,"Yes, fact.",0,0.8606268167495728,TODO 0
-1464,1,But it *feels* like they would have.,CCCXXXIII,Portland,2016-10,Blame racist jurors then. There's no way to prove that if the Bundy's were black they would have been killed.,0,0.8262859582901001,TODO 0
-1465,0,"In theory perhaps, but there are many Christians that support bans on same-sex marriage.",MattChuck,Christianity,2016-12,"There is no ""Christian version"" of Sharia Law because Christianity is, by nature, a religion which tolerates others for their sin. Islam is not.",0,0.9837921857833862,TODO 0
-1466,1,"Yes it's all those hateful, butthurt Hungarians hurr!",Petique,europe,2016-12,"That's true for the same kind of group, which does the same in Hungary, just the other way around. Wouldn't it be nice to put these feelings aside once and for all, and try to see the positives in each other? But at the same time, I know how hate spreads and as a matter of fact, the way the Trianon Treaty is taught in Hungarian schools kind of drives young people into hatred. I don't know many Romanians, but the ones I've talked to before were all very kind and felt the same way.",1,0.9870412349700928,TODO 0
-1467,1,"So, when are you gonna build the next monumental statue of Alexander the Great, the most glorious Slavic king of the ancient world?",Petique,europe,2016-09,Today Macedonia celebrates 25 years of independence,1,0.8115884065628052,TODO 2
-1468,1,"They aren't people anymore, they're sick and twisted criminals now",ThatZBear,Bad_Cop_No_Donut,2016-12,People have been wrongfully jailed for YEARS and not received this much money.,1,0.9857834577560425,TODO 1
-1469,0,"Grading on a curve breeds backstabbers, instead try co-op learning.",nicktanisok,singapore,2016-09,is there a TLDR?,0,0.7939336895942688,TODO 2
-1470,1,They sing got lucky right?,ACanadianPenguin,DaftPunk,2016-12,My favorite band,1,0.7675710916519165,TODO 2
-1471,0,Estimated shipment was 12th September for me but it got shipped yesterday and today I'll be receiving it.,xZares,oneplus,2016-09,Delivery Date moved Forward in Europe! Dispatch moved from 13th to 8th. Ordered and paid two weeks ago. Ordered from Germany. Anyone Else have Seen this?,0,0.9838233590126038,TODO 2
-1472,1,You forgot your,urinesampler,worldnews,2016-12,"Fortunately humans are intelligent creatures and have wisely invested heavily in development of knowledge and the training of people who have the expertise needed to examine physical data and foresee the possible outcomes, and who can then warn everyone else who haven't been trained this way, so that as a society we can take action now to prevent this disaster.",1,0.9897352457046509,TODO 0
-1473,0,Pretty sure it's from the 416 area code that most people in toronto have.,human_soap,UofT,2016-09,:O thx! But how does 6ix relate to Toronto? I'm not very into rap culture :/,0,0.6847152709960938,TODO 2
-1474,0,There's something 'drastically wrong' with me because I'm not up to date with how to get around pay walls?,cromfayer,australia,2016-10,There is something drastically wrong with you if you can't get around a fairfax paywall.,1,0.8014146089553833,TODO 2
-1475,1,It won't reach the height of fiscal responsibility until his party declares they won't pay for stuff we already bought (by refusing to raise the debt ceiling).,Solidarieta,politics,2016-12,"cutting taxes, spending more, fiscally responsible.",0,0.8914463520050049,TODO 2
-1476,1,But muh gaems,Joker4479,VPN,2016-12,"Indeed; can't see why anybody who wants to try and achieve the holy trinity of anonymity, privacy and security still uses windows",1,0.9866732358932495,TODO 0
-1477,0,"Ah, that explains why I could only find that spot a few times.",Jarmen4u,woweconomy,2016-12,That area underneath the tower has basilisks only during a WQ. The only reliable Felfire Basilisk spot are the north lava pools.,0,0.6696398258209229,TODO 0
-1478,0,do 41K on the kara and ill take it :)?,HOPE-Keytrader,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-12,"QS BTA Kara Night FT, Icarus Fell MW 45/16 k",0,0.5946950912475586,TODO 0
-1479,0,He has a nice mustache.,steamedpotatopies,funny,2016-12,Send Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen to the top where he belongs! He was Number One!,0,0.793066143989563,TODO 3
-1480,0,Anyone who gets Re:Stacks wins.,i_cant_get_fat,boniver,2016-10,I think you guys won,0,0.581913411617279,TODO 0
-1481,1,Freedom doesnt come for free.,devillivedevil,Futurology,2016-12,Denmark also has reasonable labour laws and taxes that support the unemployed though. You can't really compare the shit-show that the US is to the rest of the modern world when it comes to wages and employment law.,1,0.5116696357727051,TODO 4
-1482,1,Yes but are you comfortable taking that risk when SHTF and insurgents are shooting at you in 125 degree weather you non-operator plebian fool,flcv,ar15,2016-12,"Got a great deal, and I as far as I recall, wasn't the main issue with holding zero at extreme temperature changes?",1,0.9015306830406189,TODO 2
-1483,1,People not playing 4k/1440p in 2016/17 rip.,sojiki,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,JasonR Awp Ace Rank S,0,0.8194848299026489,TODO 3
-1484,0,wtf,oskarstenlund,mechanicalpencils,2016-12,"I bought rOtring 600 pencil and I pushed a bit too far, how do I pull the lead back into the pencil? I'm not very smart and familiar with mechanical pencils... I couldn't find a way. Is that impossible? Do people use a scissor to snip off to make lead length ideal?",0,0.9742815494537354,TODO 0
-1485,0,"Outside of Optic and Faze, how many pros are able to support themselves off of revenue from TY/Twitch/etc?",black_-_coffee,CoDCompetitive,2016-12,"Not exactly, I am telling you that why do they care about the money from activision. There is far more money to be made from them using outlets like youtube, twitch and working on selling their brand well like OpTic does. They are just playing for money is my point, and they don't have to stop for one event - one event would be just the point in which they see how long it will go on for.",0,0.9509522914886475,TODO 0
-1486,0,pregnancy test,probshudbworking,AskReddit,2016-12,"What would be the dumbest item to have a ""buy one get one free"" promotion?",0,0.6220917105674744,TODO 4
-1487,0,Jace_Mills_Free_Wins.dek,ThatTapChick,yugioh,2016-12,"Jace, the Mind Sculptor's got this in the bag",0,0.9101840257644653,TODO 0
-1488,0,Do you mean that or are you being sarcastic?,millicow,vegetarian,2016-12,"We wouldn't want the children hear about digestive health now would we, adults only content this.",0,0.9561992883682251,TODO 2
-1489,1,Maybe for a mutant a belly roll is normal....get it together girl.,JLive23,OldSchoolCool,2016-12,"I'm a woman, around size 4, and sometimes I'm self conscious because even though I'm slender, I sit down a certain way and get a tummy roll. But then I see photos like this and remember that tummy rolls are normal and often cute!",0,0.5472282767295837,TODO 4
-1490,0,Is there a trailer?,EmbraceTheSuck117,Patriots,2016-12,"American Violence Debuts in Theaters, VOD and Digital HD on February 3 Stars Rob Gronkowski of the Patriots",0,0.8746042847633362,TODO 0
-1491,0,Maybe because he is such a nut job he doesn't want to talk to others?,kelliwella,creepyPMs,2016-10,This guy's profile stated to message him if 'your not a Nut job',1,0.733940064907074,TODO 1
-1492,1,"No, don't you understand, you're not allowed to let historical context color your views of things!",tedivm,thalassophobia,2016-12,It's fucking full of dead people and ghosts. What the fuck more do you want,1,0.987187385559082,TODO 0
-1493,1,Yes because clearly the purpose of government is to provide stable jobs to career politicians who politely wait their turn.,ahfoo,Marijuana,2016-12,"Legalization is a hot potato issue. Legislators are afraid of supporting it, even if the polls seem to be in favor, because they fear a potential voter backlash that might cause them to lose their jobs. That's why some Congresspeople favor a state's rights approach. It's essentially a kick-the-can-down-the-road stance: let it be someone else's problem. Most legislators aren't going to feel comfortable voting to advance a legalization bill until legalization is reliably polling at more than two thirds, close to 70%. Thankfully, public opinion continues to evolve.",1,0.9868935346603394,TODO 4
-1494,0,I like that idea.,IAmWithStoopid,AskReddit,2016-12,Get rid of staples and use paperclips instead. They can be recycled over and over and are easily removed when it's shredder time. Staples are a nuisance and should be shunned.,0,0.9693331122398376,TODO 2
-1495,0,"When I heard those air raid sirens, I thought Resistance (the game series on PS3) was coming back lol",SuperSaiyanGod210,gaming,2016-12,Death Stranding ( Hideo Kojima ) - Game Awards 2016 Trailer,0,0.9639329314231873,TODO 0
-1496,0,Hansol?,OppaiOppa,kpop,2016-12,NCT 127 - Limitless,1,0.5453515648841858,TODO 0
-1497,1,you forgot,cgilbertmc,WTF,2016-12,And those aren't even shitty frozen nuggets from the store! That you can get a giant bag of for like $5. Those are specifically McDonalds McNuggets. So he really went out of his way to get the good stuff.,1,0.9901838898658752,TODO 0
-1498,0,"Now watch, and learn, here's the deal, he'll slip and slide on this baseball glove!",MeisterGrinch,AceAttorney,2016-12,^Ugh ^lets ^try ^something ^else,0,0.5399001836776733,TODO 4
-1499,0,"Can't get on my computer today, I'll send it tomorrow though.",cookieyo,Minecraft,2016-09,"Post a world download if you can , I'd like to be able to try it for myself as well.",0,0.9659866690635681,TODO 2
-1500,0,"And people thought IQ was a must-pick after Valk was released, how times have changed.",iNSANEwOw,Rainbow6,2016-09,Most picked operators ESL Pro League Season 3 (Tons of data on weapons and gadgets),1,0.7439977526664734,TODO 2
-1501,1,How is he going to go to Aldi now?,jacoobz,NASCAR,2016-12,He said he's retiring from Driving entirely. So no NASCAR :(,1,0.8690534830093384,TODO 0
-1502,1,and we have just the right people in place now to do that!,cooldreamhouse,news,2016-12,We need to fix the criminal justice system in our country.,1,0.9222525358200073,TODO 2
-1503,0,Not to be a bummer but I doubt that Waka is gonna come back,glass_head420,bonnaroo,2016-12,I'm tryna do Wakarusa and Bonnaroo back to back,0,0.9473232626914978,TODO 0
-1504,1,It's because everyone left of Hitler and Franco are goddamn SJWs!,ssnistfajen,SubredditDrama,2016-12,Leftist Hate Machine for renaming streets named after dudes involved in one of the longest-running dictatorships of the twentieth century *really.*,1,0.9875540733337402,TODO 0
-1505,1,"But, but ""Intelligent Design!!!!""",Seriack,gifs,2016-12,.... The thing used for fighting makes them pass out if they break one? Thats a pretty shitty design flaw.,1,0.9876416921615601,TODO 3
-1506,1,What do you mean problem?,AerMarcus,SCP,2016-12,"Don't go to the link in that picture, it's a gay porn website. That's the only problem with this SCP, lol.",0,0.6908869743347168,TODO 0
-1507,0,Only when you're alive.,nerdthatlift,Rainbow6,2016-12,Don't you already get points for spotting on both sides?,0,0.7197026014328003,TODO 0
-1508,1,Trump's cabinet is Obama's fault!,BonerHonkfart,politics,2016-12,Can you blame trump for not choosing someone absolutely loyal? Obama nominated a republican who he thought would make the best FBI director and look how that fucked over democrats. After that fiasco I doubt we will see anyone but syncophants put into positions of influence.,1,0.94187331199646,TODO 4
-1509,0,Could be a fried woofer in the bass module.,0011010001110001,iphone,2016-12,And normally I just plug the headphone jack in and it all works,0,0.5685142874717712,TODO 0
-1510,0,I expect Carleton and Goslin to be in Europe by years 4 and 5.,bereanave,MLS,2016-12,"He said big contributor. I expect them to all get minutes, too, but I wouldn't say I expect any of them to be ""big"" contributors next season. I expect them to be big contributors in 1-3 years though, not 4 or 5.",0,0.5538743138313293,TODO 4
-1511,1,Fake news,0011010001110001,books,2016-12,Amazon Introduces Tougher Rules to Fight Fake Reviews,1,0.8327046036720276,TODO 2
-1512,1,"Well to be fair, when you loose your memory, it's hard to know where to deliver stuff.",JorithZ,pcmasterrace,2016-12,"Well, FedEx lost my i7 and memory... Was supposed to receive an i7 6700k on Wednesday from FedEx along with some Corsair sticks for my build. Well, they decided it was a good idea to change my address at their distribution center without letting me know and sent my i7 to God knows where. The Corsair sticks were apparently sent to my house but never arrived. One package was ""delivered"" at 2:02pm and the other at 2:08pm. Needless to say I'm a little pissed and just venting. The driver is supposed to ""retrieve"" my i7 and deliver it to me today. No word on the RAM.",1,0.6677893996238708,TODO 0
-1513,1,"Was expecting the game, dislike, unsubscribe and angery emoji face",UnnamedBeast,gifs,2016-12,Angry Birds,0,0.6315582394599915,TODO 0
-1514,1,foam dildo?,UnnamedBeast,gifs,2016-12,"Science, bitch",0,0.8396015763282776,TODO 0
-1515,0,This is fucking gold,Clsballer23,The_Donald,2016-12,"CNN's Jake Tapper threatens to send men to investigator's house! Claims he has his address, that it was given out at Satanist meeting? This is awful, Satanists or not these unprofessional fake news people have to go. STOP CNN BEFORE THEY KILL AGAIN!",0,0.9665048718452454,TODO 2
-1516,1,you forgot the,NikoMyshkin,uncensorednews,2016-12,"fake saudi arabia is one of our closest allies, those people wouldnt be mean to her.",1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-1517,1,"But the FBI would never abuse it's power, they're the good guys.",donthugmeimlurking,technology,2016-12,Internet Archive successfully fends off secret FBI order,1,0.9869530200958252,TODO 1
+250254,0,Done.,jec68,technology,2011-03,Stop taxing me to subsidize the building of telecom infrastructure.,0,0.9647202491760254,TODO 0
+142,1,Keeping the babymakers at bay does require some placating talk.,KingJosephSmith,exmormon,2016-11,Some cool data presented without commentary:,0,0.7851526737213135,TODO 3
+251138,1,"You're right, that's why I would never go to the gym because that would basically admitting to myself that I lost my battle with obesity and general unhealthyness.",ksmv,AskReddit,2010-03,"Is it a self help book? I never want to read a self help book, it would feel like you have lost, and i'm a winner. But seriously I want to influence people.",1,0.981495440006256,TODO 2
+2159,1,Fire Chavis!,seaslug1,CFB,2016-09,"Holy shit, why do you throw it twice after getting a 6 yard run when we need the clock down? We're averaging 5 yards a carry and instead you insist on drinking it. Then you stop covering the middle of the field so it is just check down after check down. Fuck zone defense and just get in their face!",1,0.9606961011886596,TODO 0
+251340,1,"But we, string theorists/believers, can always add/come up with a new dimension every time we hit a wall.",DrKenshin,circlejerk,2010-01,"Liek totally, they don't even have proof or anything whereas I only believe in things that have been proofed out to the maximum.",1,0.8816841840744019,TODO 4
+1230,1,Cuz they all be sand ppl with nukes ready to kill you the instant to step on their ground right?,gdogg121,EarthPorn,2016-11,How can an American safely visit Iran?,1,0.9839954972267152,TODO 2
+251227,1,Looks like you have been to EVERY European country.,auldnic,AskReddit,2010-04,"i've been there, and for every nice, cultured educated person, there's a soccer hooligan right around the corner. trash is trash everywhere you go. educated are educated everywhere you go.",0,0.5921943187713623,TODO 0
+251243,1,Murderer!,Terex,reddit.com,2009-07,"crap, im black or hispanic, and male and between 18-34 :(",1,0.7638918161392212,TODO 0
+2068,1,Looks like TAC and Vic Pol propaganda has some veracity to it.,Kozij,melbourne,2016-12,Driving on New Year's Eve. Last year there was 251 fatalities on the roads. This year so far there has been 291. Carefull out there tonight. There are some crazy drivers on the roads.,0,0.595450758934021,TODO 4
 1518,0,"I always wear a belt, but if your shirt isn't tucked in depending on the fit of your shrit the belt isn't visible if you are just standing there.",GnarltonBanks,justneckbeardthings,2016-12,"I guess it is only when it's tucked, but when I wear jeans and forget to put a belt on I feel like a hobo, though I generally couldn't tuck most of my shirts in if I tried.",0,0.9837612509727478,TODO 2
-1519,0,"expensive, beautiful, nice weather, some opportunity in movies, biotech, tech, porn, farming",djjjj333iii,California,2016-12,"I'm considering immigrating to California from Denmark. What should i be prepared for? Hello everyone! After graduating in Denmark, I'm considering moving to America, more specifically, California. I have no clue where to start, or what to expect. I'd love your thoughts of Cali, and how life is there. Thanks in advance.",0,0.9225267767906189,TODO 3
-1520,1,"I'm shocked, shocked I tell you",BassFromThePast,trees,2016-12,Beer sales down in legal cannabis states,1,0.987038791179657,TODO 0
-1521,0,Dead,ewoek2,2007scape,2016-12,RIP,0,0.8626685738563538,TODO 0
-1522,0,2 cc2 for takumi distortion,bmcwatt,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-12,"Black Cert Pulsus, BS Troika, more wheels, decals, painted items Crates, keys, any offers Wheels Black Pulsus Guardian Troika Troika Burnt Sienna Orange Spyder Asterias Chakram Discotheque Lightning Looper Turtle Photon Body Roadhog XL Painted Items Orange Bowler Titanium White Mariachi Hat Burnt Sienna or Grey Wizard Hat Decals Dominus Arcana Takumi Distortion x2 Breakout Dot Matrix Turtle Octane Dragon Lord Octane MG-88 Dominus Pollo Caliente (Acrobat or Playmaker) Dominus Royalty Dominus Snakeskin Breakout Vice Sniper",0,0.8987269997596741,TODO 0
-1523,0,"They're literally stored using a bunch of transistors, mainly NMOS I think.",Great1122,TownofSalemgame,2016-12,"How are 32-bit ints stored? I know hex, binary, and octals.",0,0.983066976070404,TODO 2
-1524,0,The miracle jade druid deck barely needs any new cards (max rares you can craft) and is quite a fun and new combo.,gentlegerman,hearthstone,2016-12,"I can't see anything that I want to do! Last time I thought the southsea cultist was OP so made a pirates/weapon deck, that was fun. TGT I made a mash of just random minions and mage, but this time no synergy is jumping out at me.. the obvious synergies I feel like I need a lot of cards to do, and there's nothing fun and janky jumping out at me! OG with all those free packs gave me enough of a start to build decks, but this time I""ve got like.. 10 packs and I'm just not seeing anything.",0,0.951468288898468,TODO 4
-1525,1,"oh boy, high quality shitpost.",blizzyboy,summonerschool,2016-12,I trolled 40+ deaths in ranked. Not even a single punishment.,1,0.7243111729621887,TODO 0
-1526,0,Tbf it has,sexualised_pears,todayilearned,2016-12,a fact I'm glad hasn't been forgotten in Ireland today,0,0.9323092103004456,TODO 0
-1527,0,"You know The Tena's dick was cgi, right?",JohnCarpenterLives,news,2016-12,"Still waiting on ""Irreversible"" directors to come forward and confess the same...",0,0.750445544719696,TODO 2
-1528,1,"A president that doesn't speak fluent English, what better representation could we hope for?",kace91,AskEurope,2016-12,"Well, I know who wouldn't win, the Spanish one",1,0.9752308130264282,TODO 0
-1529,0,Adrenochrome.,Aarno4412,conspiracy,2016-12,What's the benefit to being on the blood juice?,0,0.8114905953407288,TODO 0
-1530,0,Britain seems to go hand in hand with kiddie fucking these days.,sonalisen,worldnews,2016-12,About 350 victims have reported child sexual abuse within UK football clubs,0,0.792492687702179,TODO 1
-1531,0,The only place in town I've seen Fox News playing is the local Dunkin Donuts of all places.,Roadsguy,Conservative,2016-12,Democrats are completely incapable of self reflection. Every single celebrity (with the exception of Scott Baio) and practically every single mainstream news outlet with the exception of Fox News was pushing for Clinton to win. And seriously though when have you ever been to a bar or restaurant with Fox News on?,0,0.887047529220581,TODO 4
-1532,1,Yea but he congratulated her.,ifoundtheidiot,The_Donald,2016-12,Liberals are literally shaking in fear because ''warmonger'' Trump spoke to Taiwanese president and provoke China yesterday. Let's see what their precious president did exactly one year ago.,1,0.9467018842697144,TODO 0
-1533,0,I dare you to post this is a scientific subreddit so they can school you.,LipstickPaper,AskReddit,2016-12,"Biologically speaking, would it have been better for a man in caveman times to go for 12yo or 20yo wives?",0,0.5821360349655151,TODO 2
-1534,1,"Stop being so racist, it's just their culture.",turdovski,uncensorednews,2016-12,Islam is a cult and should be treated as such,1,0.9875572919845581,TODO 4
-1535,0,"You've gotta put a trigger warning before shit like this, man.",mortys_eyepatch,nfl,2016-10,pass 3 straight times run for first down pass another 3 straight times stop with the FB checkdowns on 3rd and long oh god,0,0.6767600774765015,TODO 2
-1536,1,TD Place,EggsForEveryone,ottawa,2016-12,Where to dispose of cfl bulbs? Just finished replacing all the lights in my house to led so I a have a TON of cfls. Where can I take them to get rid of them?,0,0.790415346622467,TODO 4
-1537,0,TILTILTIL,YenTheMerchant,todayilearned,2016-09,TIL about TILception.,0,0.920924961566925,TODO 0
-1538,0,"Yes, they are.",georgepampelmoose,books,2016-12,"Yes but I forgot to ask this really important question in this logic which is that, are these $0.01 books authetic prints? That's what I think made me have this question in the first place. Although I wouldn't have thought that they make it up from shipping 0.01 dollar still sounds like a scam, which doesn't make sense because it's Amazon not eBay so I was kind of confused. Even though I still could risk losing that amount of money I would be bothered just at receiving a bad copy with misprints or something that's not from the legit publishers. Untrustworthy booksellers.",0,0.8223256468772888,TODO 0
-1539,0,AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA,Allvah2,MonsterHunter,2016-09,"""there is a decorated member of the hunter's guild that needs your support...""",0,0.7749056816101074,TODO 0
-1540,0,How many scams have you been contacted by?,rednail64,jobs,2016-12,How to get a job fast POST your resume to the public on indeed or snagajob etc ( Indeed is better ). Recently have done this and so has my engineer brother. Companies use tag words to find resumes and so far we have both got multiple email offers from different companies wishing to discuss. This is a really good option instead of always getting your resume thrown in the garbage while applying everywhere. Since you know for a fact the companies messaging you so far see you as a good fit ( resume wise ).,0,0.9286724328994751,TODO 0
-1541,0,Follow the printed directions,SeattleWontGetNBA,AskReddit,2016-12,What are your Monopoly house rules?,0,0.754416823387146,TODO 0
-1542,0,LOL I love Trump's hat too :),Gilliais,The_Donald,2016-12,Love Trumps Hat,0,0.7256494760513306,TODO 3
-1543,1,Think of all the unborn children that we won't give a flying fuck about when they actually grow up!,blazingarpeggio,Philippines,2016-12,Bakit ba kasi party-list yan? Marginalized ba sila?,1,0.9182400703430176,TODO 0
-1544,1,"Right, it was *leftists* who planned to blow up a mosque and slaughter a housing complex full of Muslims.",InvadedByMoops,politics,2016-12,"The Trumps may not have it in their history, but liberals certainly do. The Left is violent beyond belief, at every turn. Whatever protection is need to protect people from Leftists I am fine with. btw: Where were you on Obama's $100,000,000.00 vacations?",1,0.9843042492866516,TODO 3
 1545,1,Dating people you are not attracted to is a great idea,BlahDeBlaha,niceguys,2016-12,Take a risk,1,0.9722056984901428,TODO 2
-1546,1,We absolutely LOVE them!,PMme10DollarPSNcode,blackops3,2016-12,Where do you fellow redditors stand on cryptokeys?,0,0.6970825791358948,TODO 3
-1547,0,"Remember children of reddit, this is why is best to never do anything physical, or leave the house",Unseenchao5,tifu,2016-12,"TIFU by tearing my ballsack wide open in a bicycle accident On 9/10, I was going to take something over to my neighbor's house 3 blocks away and thought I'd just hop on my son's bicycle. The front tire was almost flat, but I didn't think that'd be a big deal. I got to the end of the driveway, went to turn and the front wheel jack-knifed. The handlebars dug into my crotch as I flew over the top of the bicycle onto the pavement. It ripped a huge hole in my shorts and blood was gushing everywhere. I knew something was really wrong but wasn't sure how bad the damage was. I hobbled back into the house to the bathroom where I could take a look at my bleeding package. On inspection, I had one testicle hanging completely out and a cut above my penis. Drove myself to the E.R. where they ended up taking me into surgery- I had split my scrotum open completely front to back! The most painful part was the ultrasound the gorgeous brunette did on my exposed testicles before the surgery to check that none of the plumbing was damaged. My neighbor now calls me Ziploc.",1,0.6414843201637268,TODO 3
-1548,1,"""We want Bama!""",BatmanReigns,soccer,2016-12,"They've outgrown the league, onto the UCL now.",0,0.5635290145874023,TODO 0
-1549,0,blam yourself my man,BellumOMNI,40kLore,2016-12,Horus. I-I... I don't know how to deal with this heresy.,0,0.642029881477356,TODO 2
-1550,0,I think you hit the paywall,Lil_Negrito,ClashRoyale,2016-12,Need Deck Help My current deck is: - Giant - Bowler - Musketeer - Mega Minion - Tombstone - Lighting - Log - Arrows I am floating around 4200-4300 and I am getting stuck. I am wondering if it would be a good idea to substitute the Hog Rider for Giant due to the introduction of Elite Barbs and the overleveled RGs.,0,0.8311507105827332,TODO 0
+746,1,"There's nothing I want more than to see David Girton, Jace, and Joey play again",mirandaBBfan,BigBrother,2016-11,Yeah I *REALLY* want to see David Girton play again. A first evicted season would be awful,0,0.7881927490234375,TODO 3
+1946,1,You forgot the,fnurtfnurt,australia,2016-12,To clean up labors mess.,1,0.9897177219390868,TODO 0
+250312,0,"Oh I have lurked for a while I know, I just want to give some info on what he was implying.",eldestof14,IAmA,2011-06,"It will help you figure out when someone is asking you a genuine question, trolling you, or using a novelty account. Questions asked by a Troll are not questions.",0,0.9821212291717528,TODO 0
+251537,1,"Yeah, we could have built the Interstate Highway System just like the Amish hold a barn-raising.",seltaeb4,politics,2010-03,"Violence to force you to do things (government) versus volunteerism (coalition of residents) is a big, big difference. They're not the same, at all.",1,0.9683332443237304,TODO 0
+249435,0,"thats so....depressing, damn",jamie1414,IAmA,2010-11,"I think it's a subconscious fear of growing old, becoming unattractive, failing to achieve your long term goals, and dying alone. It's a rather immature mindset, if you really think about it.",0,0.9613341093063354,TODO 0
+250205,1,CALL OF DUTY IS THE ONLY GOOD GAME OUT THERE.,ventusvir,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-10,i love nintendo and im proud of it,1,0.9822819232940674,TODO 0
+249244,0,What are some top notch in demand games boy games?,bobfoot1990,gameswap,2011-05,"Depends on what is offered. I might trade 1-2 gameboy games for a 360/PS3 game...but it would strongly depend on what games. (If all you had was sports games, I would okay a trade for 100 gameboy games to 1 shitty 360 game....since sports games aren't worth much and I don't play them.) If you had top notch ""in demand"" gameboy games, I might do a 1:1 trade. As I said, it strongly depends on the offer.",0,0.936314046382904,TODO 0
+249982,1,Got to admire the dedication though.,hazarabs,atheism,2012-01,"Mother places children in car and drives head-on into tree at 100km/h to kill them: ""I had to protect them from being brainwashed ... the only way was to go to heaven.""",1,0.683550238609314,TODO 0
+251147,1,DEAR GOD a woman showing her clothed chest on the internet WHAT A WHORE,oldirtyrestaurant,IAmA,2009-11,Protip: She posted a picture with her rack in it because she wanted people to notice her rack. Complimenting her rack is just playing to her expectations.,1,0.9867848753929138,TODO 4
+806,0,Lets face it - the last eight years showed the ugly side of racism that still exists in the country and the next fur will show that chauvinism is alive and well.,wrath4771,politics,2016-10,How sexism drives support for Donald Trump,0,0.9687240719795228,TODO 0
+251112,1,"or girls, or boys, but definitely lots of sex before marriage",woody412,AskReddit,2010-10,Probably politics and football.,0,0.7271969318389893,TODO 4
+250354,1,I saw a lot of bullets coming this guys way,bobedwards,gaming,2010-11,I had no idea Halo could be this fast paced,1,0.6961085796356201,TODO 4
+250852,0,This is worth it just for the link to Nicholas Sparks' query letter.,AleisterAeon,writing,2011-02,How Not to Get Published by Regency author Shirley Kennedy,0,0.9336362481117249,TODO 0
+251039,1,Pretty sure the boy scouts are a dangerous militia.,some_douche,guns,2010-05,I never thought of boyscouts as the particularly mentally unstable sort...,0,0.5775721669197083,TODO 1
+250395,0,"well if we shouldn't do it here, we shouldn't do it in school or employment.",CodeandOptics,politics,2011-06,"reddit is used by real people, if we don't have real equality in our society and within our hearts, why should reddit be any different ?",1,0.9763228893280028,TODO 3
+251458,0,"These 'new kinds of cancer' also popped up after 'desert storm', it's just a not so ironic reminder the WMDs the US has is far more destructive than the imaginary ones Saddam has.",chillypacman,worldnews,2009-12,So the weapons of mass destruction... ARE US!,0,0.9801785349845886,TODO 4
+249512,1,That $2K is the price of freedom ... freedom from free health care.,mellowmonk,WTF,2010-08,"Teen saves drowning boy. Hero is taken to the hospital for ""precaution."" Hero gets hit with a $2000 medical bill.",1,0.9676180481910706,TODO 2
+2220,0,Practitioners of identity politics.,hosemaster,politics,2016-10,"My favorite is ""The Regressive Left."" What the hell is that, anyway? Your candidate's campaign slogan is ""Make America Great Again"" - *literally* a regressive statement - and you're caling other people ""regressive?""",0,0.8606454730033875,TODO 4
+251521,1,"odd that they collided in the ocean, and not at takeoff or while merging into traffic at flight level 30...",madhighlandcow,worldnews,2009-02,Nuclear submarines collide in ocean,1,0.5163443088531494,TODO 0
+250242,0,Don't they still make those anymore?,JeanNaRH,reddit.com,2010-10,Does anyone remember how awesome these erasers were?,1,0.5665982961654663,TODO 0
+1031,0,The penis tentacles....,Koresan,youtubehaiku,2016-09,shrek.mp4,0,0.8569170832633972,TODO 0
+2411,1,Because I never need to do anything for myself and you seriously dont need those things at all,BreadAppleFish,funny,2016-09,"Uh, why is that funny? Knives are insanely handy, I have one, shit is awesome when you need it. I can see guns being handy if you do not live in a wealthy suburban area.",1,0.987023115158081,TODO 3
+781,1,profound knowledge comes from **KNOWING** stuff,ktkps,technology,2016-11,"It seems like nobody ever bring these types of things up BEFORE the event, it's always after the election, Super Bowl, World Series, etc. Tell us before hand so it leaves us in suspense while we wait for the verdict. Also, 3 correct guesses in a row is not really that impressive. My cat shits outside the box with the same frequency.",1,0.7106466293334961,TODO 2
+250942,1,"Yes, that makes it entirely benign.",Issachar,canada,2010-10,as an american channel that reports american news.,1,0.9831653833389282,TODO 0
+373,0,"Try his show - he's a very present writer, but his stage persona doesn't communicate that.",serendipitousevent,AskReddit,2016-10,"Aziz Ansari. I really don't know why, I just don't find him funny. Especially his ""Randy"" stuff.",0,0.9754510521888732,TODO 0
+251184,1,"Apparently, we need DRM protected HTML.",lukasmach,programming,2010-03,Facebook Threatens Greasemonkey Script Writer -- Do the have the right?,1,0.9171491265296936,TODO 3
+1184,1,"Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha.",EoinIsTheKing,CasualConversation,2016-11,"Wow, you're a pretty slow runner if it took you 2 years to run 5k.",1,0.6924179792404175,TODO 0
+249993,1,that's racist!,kingvitaman,PoliticalDiscussion,2011-11,Exactly. They once again are trying to play the victim.,1,0.9844080805778505,TODO 4
+2119,0,Plz stop,Canttouch611,Overwatch,2016-10,OH MY H*CK IT'S HAPPENING,0,0.9210001230239868,TODO 0
+1274,0,Didn't Whitney Shrugged have a show on NBC?,PointOfRecklessness,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,"""Whitey Shrugged""",0,0.8901644349098206,TODO 0
+249805,1,No on has EVER thought of that before.,MZago1,pokemon,2011-10,what would you guys think of an MMO based on the pokemon world?,1,0.9868584871292114,TODO 0
+716,0,"I could see you initially writing ""balls"" then changing it to ""gifts"".",Peach_Muffin,Frugal,2016-12,"I can't tell if this is a crazy reddit story or genuine. If it's real, I'm so sorry you received punctured gifts.",0,0.9709389805793762,TODO 2
+659,0,"Today will be so sad, I'm not ready :(",lost_f1_survivor_got,formula1,2016-11,A heartwarming post from JB,0,0.964770257472992,TODO 2
+865,0,That sure sucks for anyone who was using their condo for AirBNB.,BigBreakfast,CanadaPolitics,2016-11,"The way it's structured is the tax applies to *all* residences and you can get out of paying it if you or a tenant declares it as their primary residence. BC's homeowner grant program already requires people to disclose their primary residence and our government's possess a lot of other information in tax records. People could attempt to subvert the law, but committing tax fraud is a pretty risky move for a real-estate investment. I don't think people have fully appreciated the effect this policy might have.",0,0.7464156150817871,TODO 1
 1551,1,They're mesh tho,Vince419,streetwear,2016-12,This isn't allowed,1,0.5089744329452515,TODO 0
-1552,1,Well it sure beats feeding the homeless with that money.,Cadaverlanche,atheism,2016-12,"While good news, it's still astounding to learn that the Gideons group spend $100 million A YEAR distributing bibles.",1,0.9855430126190186,TODO 1
-1553,1,Lazy centurial thinks he's entitled to free stuff!,Cadaverlanche,HistoryPorn,2016-10,"A unknown man during the Great Depression, 1932.",0,0.790071964263916,TODO 4
-1554,0,"Well, I'm an idiot then :(",andreicosta,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,"I know, we don't need visa to go to EU but the tournament is in USA.",0,0.8323025703430176,TODO 2
-1555,1,"You're so right, I should have finished the game when you wanted me to",incognito_ginger,gaming,2016-12,Lol maybe finish a game in less than 3 and a half years then.,1,0.9819674491882324,TODO 0
-1556,1,"Lets watch a 14 year old die but make sure to bleep out the naughty words, we wouldn't want to offend people.",Xilean,WTF,2016-12,Russian teenage thrill seeker falls 100 feet to his death after grabbing high voltage power line.,1,0.9813472032546997,TODO 1
-1557,1,I think you paid them off tbh,MrSirShpee,LetsTalkMusic,2016-12,"This guy knows what he's talking about, take it from me",0,0.640758752822876,TODO 0
-1558,0,"**cough** Rain and Ark's LS do not stack **cough** Anyway, good job",Simon1499,bravefrontier,2016-12,"after countless tries, finally...",0,0.777195930480957,TODO 1
-1559,0,"Nee, 't is om hier te laten.",TheRealShazoo,belgium,2016-12,Ist om mee te neme?,1,0.6063911318778992,TODO 0
-1560,0,Inb4 someone slaps a phallic-shaped object on the monsters to fuel their weird fetishes like 3/4 of the SFM animations out there.,z827,MonsterHunter,2016-09,Show me what you do! I'd love to see!,0,0.500933825969696,TODO 2
-1561,0,Very nice fire arrow on the drop.,-Dub21-,Rainbow6,2016-12,3 seconds left in ranked? 3 enemies ? No problem..,1,0.5194299817085266,TODO 3
-1562,1,nsfw this,godzilla813105,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-12,rip fuxy,1,0.7212939858436584,TODO 0
-1563,1,She's guilty of forcible confinement of a child for 9 months.,Frawg,funny,2016-12,"If a mother miscarries, is it gross negligence? Manslaughter? If the law is going to get involved on what happens pre-birth and make it illegal to terminate a pregnancy, then mothers should be held legally accountable for accidents, too. Right? Also, your equation is nonsense. If sperm+egg=human, then human=sperm+egg. I'm a human, but I am not sperm+egg. Your statement as is, is demonstrably false. You're going to have to flesh it out.",0,0.8287655115127563,TODO 2
-1564,1,"Omg she's like totally appropriating their culture, so offensive!",grape_tectonics,AsiansGoneWild,2016-12,"Super hot, but you don't look Asian. Are you really? Pm me a face pic to prove it. ;)",1,0.9865388870239258,TODO 0
-1565,0,"They'll just edit it to ""assault-style"" shotgun.",TripleMetal,The_Donald,2016-12,"CNN: ""Man with assault rifle enters pizzeria targeted by fake news"" Knocks fake news, then proceeds to be fake news.... (Man had shotgun, which is not an assault rifle)",1,0.9127234816551208,TODO 3
-1566,1,"Can't be Carr, he's obviously a product of that O-line and all those offensive weapons",aceofspadez138,nfl,2016-12,Shocked me that Brady and Ryan were the favourites as of Monday.. I just don't see how it's not Carr or maybe Elliot,1,0.9880234003067017,TODO 3
-1567,0,Nope - that's only in the basketball Hall of Fame.,junkit33,nfl,2016-12,"Do coaches' college records get considered? Genuinely curious, know next to nothing about the *coaching* HOF process. I don't think his NFL career is long enough either, but his total career is pretty long.",1,0.8614287972450256,TODO 0
-1568,0,Yet they lose all the time lol,Swingfire,politics,2016-12,"Where did you get sucks? Outside of manpower, the US has more, better weapons and supplies.",0,0.9006462097167969,TODO 3
-1569,1,Almost 6 years since this and we still have 3 lanes,BoxOfDOG,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"Ah, it's been almost 6 years since this and still we have to wait until level 20 for t3 runes.",0,0.8332701325416565,TODO 4
-1570,0,"Kingship, it looks like the biggest carrier.",alistair3149,starcitizen,2016-12,"Which ship is your FAVORITE ship, why?",0,0.8757091760635376,TODO 4
-1571,0,pm pls,TheSeminerd,Kanye,2016-09,"FIRST SONG OFF TURBO IS CALLED SNOW WHITE 21passive has it on twitter, I have a snippet how do i download a dm video",0,0.8444889187812805,TODO 0
-1572,0,Would it be less weird if we were reptiles and didn't have hair and needed to keep ourselves warm by external heat?,sovamind,AskReddit,2016-12,"Hair. Just think about it for a while, it's so weird",0,0.771277129650116,TODO 1
-1573,0,One of Santa's Workshop Elves escapes,TrollerDohg3,RoastMe,2016-12,Roast him.,0,0.8638709187507629,TODO 0
-1574,0,Umm Wrong sub man,nothanzomain69,niceguys,2016-12,Nerd looking for a match!,0,0.6297239661216736,TODO 2
-1575,1,"Lowering taxes, obviously",PotatoQuie,politics,2016-12,The accelerating changes in the environment of the only planet you can currently live on is not important? Really what is more important right now?,1,0.9844990372657776,TODO 2
-1576,1,Ive had black guys kiss me afterwards...haha You must be white,X0Overdose,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-12,There's no way a black dude would allow this shit. If he was white maybe. White people are open as fuck. Black dudes won't even kiss their girl after she suck their dicks you think he gonna do some gay shit like clean the house?,1,0.9286935329437256,TODO 4
-1577,1,I like the bit where the ESF was totally worried about dying and started to take evasive action.....,t0nas,Planetside,2016-12,"Can someone remind me again, why is this AV option so strong against infantry?",1,0.894885778427124,TODO 3
-1578,1,too soon,ranrow,chelseafc,2016-12,We'll forever have karma on our side cos of Overbo,0,0.6045853495597839,TODO 0
-1579,1,"Sure reference a guy that commited a murder-suicide, that gets the ladies all hot and bothered",ran0427,niceguys,2016-12,"If you stupid, shallow whores gave us short guys a chance, we'll show you that we are actually nice",1,0.7188629508018494,TODO 4
-1580,1,"yes, it's called OBS",zmeul,nvidia,2016-12,Have Nvidia released a GeForce Experience without requiring login yet?,1,0.727107584476471,TODO 0
-1581,1,man your ex is rude,TexasVendee,cringepics,2016-12,A guy started hitting up my ex as soon as he found out we split,1,0.6147373914718628,TODO 2
-1582,0,Historically growth numbers are bigger after a recession not smaller.,ifoundtheidiot,The_Donald,2016-12,"It's kind of unfair, he had to deal with the fall out of the financial crisis.",0,0.9436282515525818,TODO 4
-1583,0,Well logically one entity can exhibit all properties of two separate entities as long as none of those properties are in conflict with each other.,plsnsbra,Showerthoughts,2016-12,It's not hard to explain. It's non-sense.,0,0.7375931143760681,TODO 4
-1584,1,People who actually care about people's reposts making it to the front page clearly are focusing on the important things.,shiddabrik,funny,2016-12,Guardians of the Front Page,1,0.9725368618965149,TODO 0
-1585,0,I'll never win the lottery...... Eh worth a short right?,DeadpoolLuvsDeath,gaming,2016-12,Never say never,0,0.5852880477905273,TODO 0
-1586,0,The best thing that can happen to Cyrus Jones and Pats is that he has Butler moment :),-Deadzone-,Patriots,2016-12,The best thing that can happen to Cyrus Jones now is to get a minor injury,0,0.900042712688446,TODO 1
-1587,1,Because that's not trashy.. at all?,disgruntledadult,teenmom,2016-12,"""Trashy bitch""",1,0.9871305823326111,TODO 0
-1588,0,darius yasuo gangplank,mysterydude489,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. #2,0,0.7514151334762573,TODO 0
-1589,1,"Doesn't seem like a ton, but hey, that could cover the cost of our 2017 recruiting class!",shoobadydoop,CFB,2016-12,Ohio Stadium sells $1.1 million dollars of beer in first year of alcohol sales,1,0.9126354455947876,TODO 2
-1590,0,Yet.,Isotopi,Trucking,2016-10,".. Pretty sure they have exceptions for emergencies, and even if they don't, it's not like the DOT has the ability to monitor ever drivers logs and insta-fines them for violations.",0,0.6914597153663635,TODO 0
-1591,0,"Level 8 when getting the egg from the stop, not when hatching it.",PastelDeUva,pokemongo,2016-12,"So if u hatched lvl 8 dratini today u must have been lvl 8 too. So u leveled just today from 8 to 15, impressive",0,0.9054057002067566,TODO 0
-1592,0,Edgy quote bro!,BPFortyEight,politics,2016-12,"""Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.""",1,0.6755127906799316,TODO 0
-1593,0,"This is a running joke throughout the series, not a fan theory",z3ntropy,FanTheories,2016-12,Dwight Schrute comes from a Nazi lineage,0,0.9740540385246277,TODO 4
-1594,0,Tran Sition,dudieboi,hiphopheads,2016-12,Transssition,0,0.78975909948349,TODO 0
-1595,0,4 tires + 1 shoe is immense stopping power,Strength-Speed,gifs,2016-12,"Car sliding on ice, guy tries to stop it with his foot",1,0.6653196215629578,TODO 3
-1596,1,you dropped the,qkthrv17,Cyberpunk,2016-12,"Automation stealing jobs that human beings should have, again.",1,0.9896043539047241,TODO 0
-1597,1,Pro tip to next time: don't brush your resume with red colour,FunGoblins,blunderyears,2016-12,"Presenting my 2004 Resume! ""they'll hire me for sure"" They didn't.",0,0.8109913468360901,TODO 0
-1598,1,"There is literally 2 karts on the screen, what is our problem?",FunGoblins,gaming,2016-10,Bruh doubledash 2 would need 2 characters on a kart,1,0.7451602220535278,TODO 0
-1599,1,"Dumb broad don't know what real trauma is, am I right guys?",GodlessLittleMonster,Military,2016-12,Lady Gaga reveals she has PTSD. And you thought yours was bad?,1,0.9826567769050598,TODO 4
-1600,0,"You may get a kick out of all that, but I would be careful who you share it with.",AintWastinTimeNoMore,networking,2016-12,"Thank you so much for this. Excellent suggestions enhanced with colorful insults. Hehehe Captain Moron, Lieutenant Dipshit, Sergeant Stupid... but Corporal Clusterfuck has to be my favorite. I couldn't have asked for a more delightful and helpful response! I'll definitely be sharing this with my colleagues. I do like the idea of halting the project until Major Dimwit gets his shit together, but honestly, I think he'd be content to ride it out at a stalemate until he retires, which by all accounts must be soon (and it can't come soon enough). At this point the faculty who were already on the Task Force before I joined seem to be the ones pushing for it - probably just so SOMETHING changes. Sure, it might lead to disaster, but then it would also be pretty damn hard for General ShitForBrains to deny the fact that he dun fucked up.",0,0.9698302745819092,TODO 0
-1601,0,KD saw this in game 6,popupblocker,nba,2016-12,"Steph, KD and Kerr talk about Klay's night",0,0.5839205384254456,TODO 0
-1602,0,"Ah ok, well sorry for the misunderstanding lol",10takeWonder,RhodeIsland,2016-12,"Not bitter, I guess it was kind of hard to understand what you were inferring",0,0.9808065295219421,TODO 3
-1603,0,11 is too predictable he's at least a Smoot.,ZeroSumHappiness,politics,2016-12,"Jong Un thinks he is the king of unpredictability, Trump is off the scale. Trump's unpredictability is all the way up to 11.",1,0.831261157989502,TODO 0
-1604,0,There' no split between the politicians..,A_Norse_Dude,europe,2016-12,Russian gas project splits Swedish politicians in Gotland,0,0.6118535995483398,TODO 3
-1605,0,"He explained it to the guy that asked, not you, asshole.",Miss_Aia,2007scape,2016-12,no shit simple minded pleb but how is that funny? obviously fake,1,0.882098376750946,TODO 4
-1606,0,Bruh,morganlogan23,todayilearned,2016-12,too busy with the heroin,0,0.8802617788314819,TODO 0
-1607,0,"If you're married the curse doesn't apply, it's only if you're not married.",Ephy_Chan,relationships,2016-12,"Ha, well at least if he divorces me I'll have a nice, thick blanket to smother him with!",0,0.6368898749351501,TODO 2
-1608,1,For what it's worth I created 35 000 account when they were giving away free money for account creation.,btcmbc,Bitcoin,2016-12,Coinbase hits 5 million users!,0,0.9154223203659058,TODO 4
-1609,1,"""They hate our freedom""",CredAndBercuses,conspiracy,2016-12,"pretty sure that most of them hate our government, not us. many of the muslim hate videos are western propaganda",1,0.977465033531189,TODO 2
-1610,0,IIRC you can also use a Gameshark.,bookpizza,n64,2016-12,Couple options to play them . The 1st being buy a Japanese system. They are going very cheap. I bought a funtastic colored cib console for 65 us. Option 2 there is a tab in the us console that can be removed so that that Japanese games will fit. Plenty of YouTube videos showing you how.,0,0.9770878553390503,TODO 1
-1611,1,Yeah just pray to the tooth fairy that she gives you a few inches and It is as easy as that,Dunsam,tall,2016-12,Any tips for getting taller,1,0.9271327257156372,TODO 0
-1612,1,"If there's anything I've learned from working with databases, it's that changing history is almost always the correct solution.",Exodus2011,announcements,2016-12,"Wow, don't like the present, so let's change the past right?",0,0.8952078819274902,TODO 1
-1613,1,The shitlords in this thread spreading their oppressive financial patriarchy!,kombatunit,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,She complains that we are never going to be able to afford our own home,1,0.9823222756385803,TODO 1
-1614,1,b-but I thought we can't play Wengerball without Cazorla?,hiatus_,Gunners,2016-12,"Xhaka and Ramsey was beautiful to watch, so fluid.",1,0.9872984290122986,TODO 3
-1615,1,"Nah man, emails and stuff.",dawkbrook,worldnews,2016-12,I feel like the people who question Hillary's moral character should be at least 5 times as angry at Trump,1,0.9827162027359009,TODO 2
-1616,0,I'm not a fan of those jerseys.,DrewFlan,sixers,2016-12,Sixers gotta bring these boys back .....,0,0.8610826134681702,TODO 4
-1617,0,Can confirm.,adyn_,PS4,2016-12,It plays games.,0,0.9298728704452515,TODO 0
-1618,1,What a cross to bear!,snowdrops4ever,childfree,2016-12,"Sorry, all you get is a much higher disposable income. You'll have to suck it up.",1,0.5081286430358887,TODO 0
-1619,0,Lichrally,PM_ME_GAY_YIFF_PICS,h3h3productions,2016-12,LITERALLY,0,0.6536702513694763,TODO 0
-1620,0,What?,skatastrophy,chicago,2016-09,"And I'm sure you could copy & paste from some anti gun site. I lost my private health insurance because John Roberts found a tax clause in Obamacare. Point is, the Supreme Court is the final say (until another case comes before them) so to argue that the decision was stupid is just judicial masterbation. Bring a new case to defeat Heller & I'll wait for Obamacare to fail.",0,0.9814348220825195,TODO 0
-1621,0,*Odyssey to the West* would like to have a word with you.,jklingftm,progmetal,2016-12,"""This heart has chords but not a single one sounds new or fun"" uuuhhhh best lyrics 2016",0,0.8753812909126282,TODO 3
-1622,0,Bonus points for loading everything into a beat up windowless predator van,bschmidt25,AskReddit,2016-12,I like it. Add in some nervous looking over you shoulder. Avoid eye contact or small talk with the cashier as you pay in cash.,1,0.7875030040740967,TODO 1
-1623,1,Probably it takes many many months for a dedicated team to make one so nope not yet.,cripplemouse,Guildwars2,2016-12,So... no new legendary backpack every year?,0,0.9557074904441833,TODO 4
-1624,0,MEN's,frakkity_bye,atheism,2016-12,The crap you get for Christmas when your family doesn't know you're atheist....,0,0.7879220843315125,TODO 2
-1625,0,Resistance is futile.,BazaBaza,AskReddit,2016-12,Joule see worse.,0,0.890367865562439,TODO 0
-1626,0,"DICE didn't make nfs: hot pursuit (2010), they only provided the Frostbite engine..",sohail_16,PS4,2016-12,"Not to mention that you know they released games like Star Wars Battlefront, Mirror's Edge or 2010 Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit that were not necessarily absolute Day 1 purchases... All they have is the Battlefield series which they are good at but tend to have some mishaps here and there like the one with Cops and Robbers (I even forgot the title) which is exactly what makes them middle tier.",1,0.5380148887634277,TODO 3
-1627,0,"I don't enjoy drinking beer/alcohol, my friends find this weird",I_read_TIFU_24_7,AskReddit,2016-12,What is your most REALLY unpopular opinon?,0,0.9447080492973328,TODO 2
-1628,1,How do I talk to my local senator about this?,pk7677,news,2016-12,"12,000 year old forest being mowed down for coal after 40 years of fighting for it's preservation",1,0.6818804740905762,TODO 1
-1629,1,But he pulls Sumo so that's cheating!,LOLgetREKTnerd,powerlifting,2016-12,"Belkin ""shout out"" to Eddie Hall and Benni Magnusson",1,0.9876701831817627,TODO 0
-1630,1,Lmao yeah riot just hates its players,Nickolas_Phage,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"I can't see any logic behind things that Riot does ( and does not ) as a company. First of all i think remake is a perfect idea asked by many thoughout the years, including myself.Although as many things ''it's just there''.No thought behind it, no effort to think behind the tree and think about all the assets of the problem.Why can't we remake a game if a player connects and then disconnects after 30 seconds or 1 or 2 or 5 minutes and never comes back.It just seems dumb to me.I just do not understand it.Also let me paste one more thought of mine.I know it will never be applied but i got nothing to lose.Riot as all companies need money to stay where they are,pay the employee's etc.I would really want to see all the trolls/feeders banned from ranked games but this would really jeopardize the game's and company's reputation.I would rather have ( insert every good but toxic player) in my team rather than a kid who has good manners but has no knowledge of the game.I know the second one won't be applied but i think not letting us remake a game if someone just connects in the game and afk after 20 sec is just plain stupid. I dont think they really want to improve the game. I love and hate this game so much but Riot does not seems to care much about us. p.s excuse my english i am not a native speaker so don't hate me for any mistakes you see.Have a nice one :)",1,0.9820947051048279,TODO 4
-1631,0,audio really confused me,joshisashark,hockey,2016-10,McDavid sets up Lucic for the GWG,0,0.9419319033622742,TODO 0
-1632,0,How do you participate in Reddit secret santa?,MyNameIsBoring,rockets,2016-12,Awesome new gear from my Reddit Secret Santa!,1,0.5761599540710449,TODO 3
-1633,0,It's depressing how far they have fallen.,oh-common-life,Metalcore,2016-09,"We Came As Romans, if they became Crucible",0,0.5647767186164856,TODO 0
-1634,0,you stop that,sergantbito,leagueoflegends,2016-09,"With that logic, then people should give eu credit too?",0,0.6049751043319702,TODO 0
-1635,1,We should encourage people to be more precise about their bigotry,ShamanSTK,Judaism,2016-12,"Let's face it. This isn't about Jews - Danish Jews are merely secondary victims. It's about Muslims. Governments across Europe are st serious risk from the radical Right, and stuff like this and the Burka ban are basically designed to placate them in the absence of genuine anti-Islamist legislation.",1,0.9273316860198975,TODO 2
-1636,0,"Shadow and Shock are so easy to change though, they already have the base model with the generic stormtrooper.",SaintSteel,StarWarsBattlefront,2016-12,"Laziness. It's the same for Shock Troopers, Shadow Troopers, Scout Troopers and X-Wing Pilots. When I pointed this out on the cusp of Death Star's release I was more or less lynched for it.",0,0.8569945693016052,TODO 0
-1637,0,"I'm terrified of the day when I have enough disposable income to buy whatever guns and accessories I want, I'm sure my future wife will hate me.",JAM3SBND,ar15,2016-12,It's not ideal but I have an old Swarovski 2.5-10 that I have laying around. Needs a home so why not?,1,0.5576878190040588,TODO 2
-1638,0,His son,ijoshgeezy,ColorizedHistory,2016-12,This is *gorgeous.* So much captured here. Anyone know what the father is holding in his hand?,0,0.6439898014068604,TODO 1
-1639,1,Denier!,chabanais,progun,2016-12,"I mean I agree but I wasn't going to get into all that, I just don't think that anyone blows up a passenger train because of a lower than average potato yield even if it is a problem.",0,0.7230806350708008,TODO 0
-1640,1,Yea Brate is totally on the same level as Reed,Fly__Eagles__Fly,fantasyfootball,2016-12,"aahha i have winston too, and i kinda like this combo in a potential shootout. But if reed gets at least one full practice i'll start him for sure",1,0.9874067902565002,TODO 0
-1641,1,I'm sure that in the process of destroying many small businesses they've learned something about saving them...,StruckingFuggle,SquaredCircle,2016-12,"Why her? She's part of a global billion dollar company? What about that says ""small business""? I mean with all the money the McMahons donated they better have gotten something but it's weird. Probably couldn't go for a higher more well known spot to save face but still.",1,0.9528476595878601,TODO 1
-1642,1,He's 15 you sick fucks,Assassin1and2,marvelstudios,2016-12,Booty,1,0.9646737575531006,TODO 4
-1643,0,I hate how right you are.,always_tired_all_day,arrow,2016-12,"Oh that's so coming true too... I mean think about it Iris and Barry have by far the most mature and healthy relationship in the CWVerse, there's no way it's allowed to live for long.",1,0.8171843886375427,TODO 2
-1644,1,To be L33T bro,thekingswitness,NHLHUT,2016-12,"jw, why r u using a scuf to play chell?",1,0.7401054501533508,TODO 0
-1645,0,The fact that this was upvoted is a testament to lack of critical thinking that takes place on the internet.,mikeyvegas17,Bitcoin,2016-12,Coinbase Hides In Shame,0,0.9715060591697693,TODO 4
-1646,0,Yeah it's sad I wish I could go back :(.,keepitcasualbrah,LSD,2016-12,Weed really is different after doing LSD.,0,0.8866806626319885,TODO 0
-1647,0,right under Origins before the operating room from MoTD,Monster2099,CODZombies,2016-09,Where is the Buried area?,0,0.9306009411811829,TODO 2
-1648,1,Saul Goodman,Durts,AskReddit,2016-12,What supporting TV character would you most like to see get their own show?,0,0.9465610980987549,TODO 0
-1649,1,So now people believe MSN & the lying liberal press.,jeffinRTP,conspiracy,2016-12,"Anderson Cooper on CNN five years ago, going on about the massive pedophile ring involving 5,000 US Gov't officials and military personnel, some are high ranking. Swiftly swept under the rug and never spoken of again on mainstream media",0,0.5127354264259338,TODO 3
-1650,1,Can't imagine why,Knaprig,mildlyinteresting,2016-12,"For some reason,people decided to give you more downvotes",1,0.9698366522789001,TODO 0
-1651,0,Much love for NZ o/,JinKaiRiu,europe,2016-12,I love you,0,0.8303276896476746,TODO 3
-1652,0,Saw a post the other day that had 32 or 36k upvotes.,xCAPTAINxTEXASx,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,After seeing 20K+ Upvoted posts...,0,0.9767735004425049,TODO 0
-1653,1,Kolarov is a centre back?,Kerbengenier,coys,2016-12,Still better than Kolarov,1,0.53948974609375,TODO 0
-1654,0,"ANYWAY, who's hyped for Super Mario Run?",WaffleWafer,nintendo,2016-12,Jimmy Fallon Debuts the Nintendo Switch,1,0.6688099503517151,TODO 4
-1655,1,"how dare he attempt to make a living off a huge project like hotslogs, fuck that guy",--TaCo--,heroesofthestorm,2016-10,expenses mean a full time salary in this case.,1,0.986998975276947,TODO 3
-1656,0,Fabio,akafamilyfunny,aww,2016-10,Nemo,1,0.6503555774688721,TODO 0
-1657,1,That's what they all say,rudyofrohan,titanfall,2016-12,"I'm the type of player that will actually get out of my Titan, gib the person who stole your battery, and deliver it back to your Titan... Just be sure to give me a shield when I pop that battery in.",1,0.7095902562141418,TODO 0
-1658,1,Gravity is just a theory.,IvoShandor,worldnews,2016-12,Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',1,0.9471997022628784,TODO 2
-1659,0,People claim it's no longer redownloadable but I'm not sure,FreshFrech,3dshacks,2016-12,"I remember downloading 4 Swords in 2011. If I restore my NNID, will I be able to download it again, and do the downgrade?",0,0.9759635925292969,TODO 1
-1660,1,Thats not a bug thats a feature,jettrooper33,RocketLeague,2016-12,IMPORTANT New Batmobile Bug,1,0.772591769695282,TODO 0
-1661,1,holy crap me too :O,BioOrpheus,AskReddit,2016-12,So... you're male...,0,0.9471778869628906,TODO 2
-1662,1,"Why no, I don't know a *single* black person.",farkdog,politics,2016-09,"Haha. Culture of Violence. Look everyone, this guy must spend a lot of time with black people. Do you even know any black people?",1,0.9581665396690369,TODO 0
-1663,0,when you see such an INSANE play you gotta go fast,Twinsanity32,leagueoflegends,2016-12,that was fast,0,0.7461589574813843,TODO 3
-1664,1,This is me looking worried.,atomicmarc,CollegeBasketball,2016-12,"Well, it sucks either way for you. If you win, well it was expected. But if you lose, BAYLOR RUNS THE BIG 12",0,0.936193585395813,TODO 4
-1665,0,I don't think anyone underestimates how difficult getting kills with the mag-scat is,Krivan,Planetside,2016-12,"Yeah I do it on stalker, though I play pretty different compared to normal stalkers(more intensity, less finesse). I have to admit it sometimes turns into soulless tryharding, but it's mostly been a good time. Gotta say this playstyle can get very unnerving and people easily underestimate how difficult it actually is",0,0.64387446641922,TODO 3
-1666,1,"he doesn't, but why not blame the airline and its employees anyways",Dawnless,pics,2016-12,How do you know a flight attendant got it and not one of the peasants from economy class?,1,0.5290010571479797,TODO 2
-1667,0,Seventeen,mhlind,AskReddit,2016-12,What does that cost in Syrup Dollars?,0,0.8144728541374207,TODO 0
-1668,1,"I hate to say this, but, is it wrong to say that the terrorist missed one?",ThatGuyWhoTypes,The_Donald,2016-12,"Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: ""One of the victims of the Ohio State terrorist attack has refused an offer to meet with Trump. More offended about Trump than the terrorist.""",0,0.876835286617279,TODO 2
-1669,0,"Personally I would have stolen the money, credit card and the pictures in his wallet.",gingeytheboywonder,MadeMeSmile,2016-12,Found your wallet,1,0.7585600018501282,TODO 0
-1670,1,TOO LATE MY PITCH FORK IS ALREADY OUT AND IT'S NOT GOING BACK,inlifetroll,Torontobluejays,2016-12,Dear supposed Blue Jays fans... Keep this in mind before putting together your hard hitting analysis.... 1. Not hockey 2. Free agency is not a grocery store 3. It's December 8 4. Not hockey,1,0.6100972890853882,TODO 1
-1671,1,"Huh, so that's what RNJesus is",ShadowCammy,NASCAR,2016-12,Thank Redneck Jesus.,1,0.7019346952438354,TODO 0
-1672,0,Sometimes,m48a5_patton,nfl,2016-12,Have these plays ever drawn someone offside?,0,0.840888500213623,TODO 0
-1673,0,"It takes about the same amount of force to bite a carrot, as it would to bite your own finger off.",p00psymcgee,AskReddit,2016-09,What's the creepiest fact you know?,0,0.8546649813652039,TODO 2
-1674,1,But it's all made within the engine so you can see how good the game will look,SheetStainz4000,pcgaming,2016-12,Basically an animated shot for shot to the first minute of Saving Private Ryan.,1,0.9870542883872986,TODO 0
-1675,1,Yeah homosexuality was so rare in ancient Rome before that,skysonfire,TopMindsOfReddit,2016-12,"If it wasn't for those Top Minds, I wouldn't have known Rome collapsed because of rampant homosexuality and the inevitable slide into beastiality. Truly great minds that are in no way pushing an extreme right wing agenda. No way.",1,0.9873746037483215,TODO 0
-1676,0,Far too many of those damn things headed back towards the cameraman!,NinjaEarl,woahdude,2016-10,Relocating Snakes,0,0.9346287250518799,TODO 3
-1677,0,"I'm finding it damn near impossible to get any space in the box to get a shot, my best hope for scoring is to run to the endline, pass the ball into the middle, and hope for a penalty",DoopsDay,FIFA,2016-09,"Last 5 games on legendary have been 0-0. I am always completely comfortable, however can't score for the life of me. Any tips?",1,0.5629398822784424,TODO 4
-1678,1,Mid range=stormcaller melee,Sp33dy_f31c0n,DestinyTheGame,2016-12,"lol. I've actually never used one, I had one once but it isn't my jammy jam. I prefer pulse rifles usually. although I've been universal remote + sniper rifle whoring my way through PVP :| mid range? what's that mean?",0,0.5914728045463562,TODO 0
-1679,1,yeah guys just because someone has all the requisite characteristics of a fascist doesn't make them a fascist,Onlyinmizzou,ShitLiberalsSay,2016-12,"You are describing every fan ever. Hell, Patriots' fans talk the same way about Tom Brady. Just cause he is a Trump Supporter does not mean he is Fascist",1,0.9859441518783569,TODO 4
-1680,1,Anyone who doesn't watch it opening night isn't a true fan anyway.,J4ke,StarWars,2016-12,"These next weeks will be the hardest Mods, you guys did an amazing job filtering spoilers from TFA. And on behalf of everyone on this sub, I want to thank you again. But it's that time of the year again. These next couple of weeks will be the hardest. Thank you again, and may the Force be with you.",1,0.9819819331169128,TODO 2
-1681,0,'I'm bitter because other people have principles',fitterhappier1,ComedyCemetery,2016-12,It's not that the joke's not funny. I don't even know what the joke's supposed to be.,1,0.8360356688499451,TODO 2
-1682,1,"Don't worry, they're heading straight for Aleppo!",pplswar,SyrianRebels,2016-12,"Al-Nateq News Agency: ""eyewitnesses confirm"" that many cars full of pro-regime militias have withdrawn from Palmyra. ISIS is entering the city from the East.",1,0.7920913696289062,TODO 0
-1683,0,A frozen lasagna I used to get was High for 10 min then 50% for 20 min.,cornholioo,Showerthoughts,2016-12,"So much food and so many recipes say to ""microwave on high"" but I have literally never adjusted the heat on my microwave Nor do I know how.",0,0.9766770601272583,TODO 1
-1684,1,Who told you that?,renden123,GalaxyNote7,2016-12,There are other countries beside US...,0,0.7595857977867126,TODO 0
-1685,0,"Sorry, the comment was meant hyperbolicly.",tevlen,politics,2016-12,That'd set a hell of a precedent. But I doubt it--you see how quickly he backed away from 'jail Hillary'?,0,0.9027789235115051,TODO 3
-1686,1,How dare the police foil the enrichment?,TrUmPoCaLyPsEnOw,The_Donald,2016-12,"Rotterdam terror plot foiled as man with Isis flag, Kalashnikov and explosives arrested by Dutch police",1,0.9833411574363708,TODO 3
-1687,0,Jane and Finch gang,SpecialDonkey,teenagers,2016-09,Aye York region represent,0,0.8589768409729004,TODO 0
-1688,0,Princess Jellyfish!,short_lurker,anime,2016-10,"Josei has so many gems though: Usagi Drop, Honey and Clover, Kids on the Slope, Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu...",0,0.8660249710083008,TODO 0
-1689,1,2020: they gonna remove Bluetooth to make place for jack,powsm,Android,2016-12,Taking the headphone jack off phones is user-hostile and stupid when Samsung does it too,1,0.9079678654670715,TODO 4
-1690,0,"i know, reich?",-my-troll-account-,todayilearned,2016-12,"2017 will be the same as 1939, huh? That's comforting.",0,0.5964503884315491,TODO 0
-1691,1,Reddit and people thinking they know what they're talking about,polarbearsarereal,trashy,2016-12,I'm pretty sure that's not plastic.,0,0.8645930886268616,TODO 3
-1692,1,"I am sure no other player has cursed at a referee before in a similar or worse manner, thus masking this fine completely reasonable and not at all because the NFL enjoys the creating the narrative of OBJ as a whiny player.",macababy,nfl,2016-12,"Odell fined 12k for comment about refs, more fines possible.",1,0.9859303832054138,TODO 1
-1693,0,Because I was inverted,Antal_Marius,KerbalSpaceProgram,2016-12,Easy! Fly upside down.,1,0.6315634846687317,TODO 0
-1694,1,I forgot the,jbnj451,climbing,2016-12,"And Honnold got lowered off the end of his rope by his girlfriend. So girlfriends shouldn't be allowed to belay, either. Even if they are climbers themselves. And Hill forgot to finish tying herself in and cratered from the top of a route. So climbers should't be allowed to have anything to do with belaying. We should just be soloing everything. We'd be so much safer.",1,0.9897953867912292,TODO 0
-1695,1,But everywhere is America!,FuckingFuckPiss,AskReddit,2016-12,I live in Denmark though unfortunately,1,0.9593425393104553,TODO 0
-1696,0,Why would Orlando sign him after kicking him off the team a little over a year ago?,jakedeleon,MLS,2016-12,"He's technically a free agent. I've been hoping Orlando signs him, even if he's just mainly a bench role at this point.",0,0.8118370771408081,TODO 4
-1697,0,Haha... maybe.,bobbyb1996,worldpolitics,2016-12,Eww. Are you saying I should delete it?,0,0.9033051133155823,TODO 0
-1698,1,"And it's all the fault of implicit bias, so they are pretty much victims.",LowPiasa,The_Donald,2016-12,White on black rapes are close to being literally inexistent...,1,0.9817913770675659,TODO 3
-1699,1,you forgot your,ShivHanna,Overwatch,2016-12,"Nothing wrong with Torb or Symm, if played correctly they can be forces to be reckoned with.",1,0.9897352457046509,TODO 0
+2069,0,+1 one regular horn and a softer jingle that just means *cough* *cough*,a1b3rt,AskReddit,2016-09,"Cars should come with an ""excuse me, please"" horn and a ""MOVE MOTHAFUCKA"" horn.",0,0.9289708733558656,TODO 2
+249444,0,Also there's the part where some ape of a guy who probably has inferior genes gets to pass them on while you get trapped.,themastersb,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"Happenned to me once, but at least she got the decency to tell me two months in, and then she aborted. I'm not going to take care of another man kid. Why should I? If the kids are born, and they're like, 2, 3 years or more old, it's another story, but taking the PAIN to endure her pregnancy, along with all the mood swings, and THEN endure the baby crying, shitting, not letting me sleep, with his face when he looks at me is saying **'yo bro-bitch, you ain't my father, my father fucked your girl one night then bailed out, and now you're the fool trapped with me, trololol!'** Nah. Sorry. Bitch find another fool. I'm with you, op, you did the right thing.",0,0.7276065945625305,TODO 4
+1501,1,How is he going to go to Aldi now?,jacoobz,NASCAR,2016-12,He said he's retiring from Driving entirely. So no NASCAR :(,1,0.8690534830093384,TODO 0
+249835,0,"You'd think with all the cure for cancer we've found on Reddit, cancer should be working for us by now.",superwinner,science,2011-01,Been a couple of weeks: Time to cure cancer again,1,0.9589586853981018,TODO 3
+277,0,"I don't think so, better mention it again",Pete26196,aoe2,2016-11,Did he forget to mention they have better trade?,1,0.6162371039390564,TODO 0
 1700,1,Why would you replace your 1050 Ti with a 9800 GT?,Dizzlepop12,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Finally upgraded my graphics card!,1,0.5829306840896606,TODO 0
-1701,0,Not gonna happen :),TheLastGundam186,hockey,2016-12,So fun to see Columbus keep winning. Lots of people waiting for them to fall back to earth and the Blue Jackets refuse!,0,0.9343740344047546,TODO 0
-1702,1,Then clearly you didn't have to go bad enough and should not have taken a break you lazy useless piece of trash.,FlipStik,OSHA,2016-12,Uh.. no... of course not.,1,0.987114667892456,TODO 1
-1703,1,At least now the libtards will stop trying to take our guns,SurprisedSquee,news,2016-12,Drug overdoses now kill more Americans than guns,1,0.9857692122459412,TODO 0
-1704,1,But in the 0.4 seconds he was visible he really showed that Marvel made the wrong choice.,Maydietoday,marvelstudios,2016-12,He *barely* appeared.,1,0.9587318897247314,TODO 2
-1705,0,Nope,famik93,AskReddit,2016-12,Was Chris Columbus not from Portugal?,0,0.935171902179718,TODO 0
-1706,0,Thanks.,Bravo72,fantasyfootball,2016-09,Kickers,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
-1707,1,"If he hates everything, does that mean he hates himself?",GeneralGoosey,IHE,2016-12,Next you're going to tell me that he hates everything.,1,0.5658593773841858,TODO 3
-1708,1,"If it's Scarborough, then like the rest of us, they are having a grand time with super high GPAs",LordDaedra,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"Assuming its st g, they all got that dank gpa anyways",1,0.7169001698493958,TODO 1
-1709,1,Sounds like you need to go to re-education camp.,outbackdude,conspiracy,2016-12,"Dear God, they really are doing it. This is what escalation looks like folks. Next they will be rounding us up on charges of rasicm.",1,0.6848189830780029,TODO 3
-1710,0,Wew,ninjadoge24,MeanJokes,2016-12,Nigger,0,0.9455921649932861,TODO 0
-1711,0,I would pass,tatatatyler,AskReddit,2016-12,cmon dude if she offered her body to you you'd say yes in heartbeat and be thrilled about it,0,0.9301143288612366,TODO 0
-1712,0,Mind sharing the name of that app?,treesmon,Drugs,2016-12,"Because of me having to essentially memorize a textbook for my final and lacking any phone discipline, I downloaded an app that locked me out of my phone except for calls. That'd also be an option I guess.",0,0.9533089995384216,TODO 3
-1713,1,"Well, Russia aren't commies anymore, so it's fine now",DrBoomkin,politics,2016-12,"Yep. They called us borderline commies for decades, and then they turn around and sell us out to Russia. Just mind boggling.",1,0.9844877123832703,TODO 2
-1714,1,How dare you bring up something that you want to discuss!,voicesinmyhand,Conservative,2016-12,Post something about him then.,1,0.9810990691184998,TODO 0
-1715,1,The fuck did you just say about Koichi you little punk I'll fuckn fite u m8,oddish56,StardustCrusaders,2016-12,"I disagree on the characters being better. Josuke is fun and Jotaro is badass as always. But Okuyasu, Koichi and Rohan do not compare to Joseph, Avdol Kakyoin and Polnareff for me.",1,0.6883730888366699,TODO 0
-1716,1,Well isn't that just shitty of them...,HCJohnson,gaming,2016-12,"I don't think you are allowed to play all the maps, only a specific few.",1,0.811663031578064,TODO 1
-1717,1,"Fuck U, Buy A Rubycp3inpacksnow",BasedMasai,NBA2k,2016-12,I'm kinda dumb. What's FUBAR?,1,0.8653020858764648,TODO 0
-1718,1,Gundam Sentinel is going to be animated as an OVA and F91 is getting a full-series,imaginary_num6er,Gundam,2016-12,"What to expect in 2017? well.. 2016 is almost over and 2017 is upon us. i would like to know from you guys what do you expect will happen in the gundam genre for next year? new releases? new announcements? new gundam anime? new gunpla? AFAIK. IBO will still be there for 2017, and since next year signifies the 10th year anniversary of 00, what bandai or sunrise will do about it is up to them (i hope they do a new anime about it. not necessarily a sequel but the prequel of it) but most likely, i expect a remastered version of the anime and new 00 gunpla releases.",0,0.9325353503227234,TODO 1
-1719,0,Something about his general demeanor hinted strongly of that.,tach,bestof,2016-12,"Cool, sounds good to me :) Glad to hear you aren't going to reproduce",0,0.932332456111908,TODO 0
-1720,0,"human being are only birthed at 9 months because females hips aren't wide enough to pass a baby any bigger, babies heads are honestly so oversized it's scary",AlbinoKiwi47,WTF,2016-10,It's mostly due to our brain development taking significantly more time and more energy than most animals leaving less time and energy for the rest of our prenatal development. Off of the top of my head I can't really think of any animals that have gestational periods longer than 9 months. Apes are 8 months for example.,0,0.8318648338317871,TODO 0
-1721,1,saving for later.,Ancient2,youtubehaiku,2016-12,Super Glitching,0,0.8750967979431152,TODO 0
-1722,0,"Get a colostomy bag, don't get a sore anus, profit.",falafelwafflerofl,AskReddit,2016-12,"For fifteen minutes a day you have violent diarrhea, randomly and without warning, in exchange for $1000 a day. How do you adjust your life from now on?",1,0.6099538803100586,TODO 3
-1723,0,"I became a teacher, so does that mean I beat the system?",sdrawkcab_daer_uoy,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,"Yeah... when will you have ""Christmas break"" after college? Maybe grad school. But yeah, have fun working Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, and all the other holidays you had off while in school.",1,0.9030680060386658,TODO 2
-1724,0,Fuck you.,I_AM_TALKING,AskReddit,2016-12,"I see you've been successfully brainwashed by a twelve step program. Anyway, glad it worked for you.",1,0.6829397678375244,TODO 0
-1725,0,That is the most Dwight Schrute looking child I've ever seen.,StoneFawkes,reactiongifs,2016-12,"MRW my code doesn't work, then it does, but idk why",0,0.9162431359291077,TODO 2
-1726,0,Trump: we want gotg2 to make a lot of money but not that much money,Shoki81,marvelstudios,2016-12,"Why is saying it probably won't make a billion doubting it? It's still going to make a shit ton of money, I just don't think it will make that much.",0,0.7626553773880005,TODO 4
-1727,0,Students can no longer do on campus work-study as nude models for art classes.,Bob-Berbowski,AskReddit,2016-12,What rule exists because of you?,0,0.6943038702011108,TODO 0
-1728,1,Exactly.,CloutLordFBG,Vaping,2016-12,So your saying the tsunami or kennedy is the Best RDA for clouds?,0,0.8641359806060791,TODO 0
-1729,0,"I was gonna point out that everyone keeps parts of their beliefs private, so if Hillary is doing that, then she's just another human being... Then I spotted that you have difficulty recognising that grants are not the only way Charity Money is used in Charitable works... you're not worth the effort.",BabiesTasteLikeBacon,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-10,Well we need both her public policies have been released. We would really love to see her private policies that only her corporate overlords are aware of.,0,0.9823547601699829,TODO 0
-1730,0,I hear she could tie the staff of ra in a knot with just her tongue,Xilean,todayilearned,2016-09,"I've studied the subject and with the statuary that we have, its clear Cleopatra was pretty ordinary looking, with a rather large nose (though large noses were attractive at the time). However, she was extremely intelligent and witty, and knew how to seduce men like nobody's business. Marc Anthony and Caesar were likely more interested in her power and intelligence than how hot she looked, but she still got four kids out of them so clearly the fucking was a part of it.",0,0.5960863828659058,TODO 0
-1731,1,"Whats that ""friend"" thing you keep talking about?",SerdarCS,gaming,2016-12,Good guy Mario kart,1,0.6660636067390442,TODO 3
-1732,0,Who the hell wants brake by wire?,LAULitics,cars,2016-10,"Times have changed and its much more difficult to create something as ahead of its time as the original. Everyone was expecting it to have an effect similar to the original and this cant happen. All cars are good these days. However many parts of it are interesting from a technical point of view ( ie break by wire, the use of the electric motors etc) but in a market where numbers and the ""look at me i have money"" factor are all it matters things like that are irrelevant. My biggest gripe is the styling (haven't seen it up close though). The prototype was a quite elegant. As it reached production -and with all the changes in the layout and stuff- it became vulgar and ""heavy"". Kind of like a muscle car.",1,0.6522367000579834,TODO 0
-1733,1,A Rubber Duckie.,xrubalx,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-12,"I have 10 keys on cool down right now, what is the most I will be able to get with that",0,0.9087639451026917,TODO 0
-1734,0,They should label themselves Anti-abortionists because is the only thing they support.,Galphath,childfree,2016-10,"Good article about why being ""pro-life"" is bullshit",1,0.6512973308563232,TODO 0
-1735,0,"I'm only just finishing up my first semester in the program so I can't really comment too much on it but as of right now it hasn't been too bad, but things will probably be different later",Hermitipy,VirginiaTech,2016-12,How's EE been so far? That's what I'm lookin to do.,0,0.983672559261322,TODO 2
-1736,0,Wouldn't that make him a pirate cyborg ninja?,omega1029,Overwatch,2016-12,"If so, he is quite possibly the worst pirate I've ever heard of.",0,0.6130155920982361,TODO 0
-1737,1,Yes this should totally be a 4 mana 7/7 which discovers a 2 mama minion for your opponent.,sarcai,customhearthstone,2016-12,We better make it 5 stat points above curve. Just to make sure it sees play.,1,0.9825069308280945,TODO 0
-1738,1,It's a good thing that people have a clear and concise way to never ever make a typo or have a bad autocorrect ever again so this won't happen.,melance,DnD,2016-12,"It's spelled ""rogue."" ""Rouge"" is a type of makeup and a color. That is all.",1,0.9821288585662842,TODO 0
-1739,1,"But that is ""religious intolerance"" worthy of the death penalty!",over-the-fence,atheism,2016-12,"Listen, the truth is there if you're just willing to open your ears and believe. I can prove it right now in two sentences. Odin said he'd get rid of the frost giants. I see no frost giants. Checkmate atheists.",1,0.9853970408439636,TODO 1
-1740,1,"They just need to bootstrap it up and try harder, being poor is a choice!",ajlunce,worldnews,2016-12,"I don't feel guilty and I don't feel responsible. However, I do recognize the scale of colonial barbarism, whole sale murder and theft of the lands of the first people of Australia was yet another man made atrocity in a long line of them. If we bother to read the original article and what is proposed by the design before being right or left wing ""triggered"", the proposal is a thoughtful and diverse development that includes a section recognizing the loss of nine native tribes of Tasmania and to reconciliation with Australian first peoples. It included a big fuck off commercial development as well, so it is a balanced proposal not aimed at beating 'white australians' over the head with the past. If someone came and murdered your family, and some well meaning people just said 'get over it, it happened in the past, move on' while you struggled to make ends meet, or felt oppressed by the same system that allowed your family to be murdered. How easily do they move on? Just read beyond the surface people and don't let your self be 'triggered' by head lines. For what it's worth, The mayor Sue Hickey is a photo opportunity loving twat who does nothing substantial for the city, like most mayors, cities are run by bureaucrats not mayors.",1,0.9774622321128845,TODO 0
-1741,1,HILARRRRRRRRYYYYY CLLLINTOOOON MOLEST S CHILDREN IN A BASEMENT THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN A PIZZA PLACE ALL FOR HER SATANIST CULT WHERE AFTERWARDS THEY KILL THE CHILDREN AND SERVE THEM AS TOPPINGS.,vonpoppm,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,"It's not just over emails. It's over the entire swath of conspiracy theory bullshit that they believe about her. If I believed that the stuff that conspiracy theorists claim about Hillary was true, I would absolutely choose to elect Trump over her, as heinous as he is. Of course I'm not retarded, so...",1,0.8103897571563721,TODO 2
-1742,1,"But don't you understand, that kind of influence is an act of war!",HillaryBrokeTheLaw,WayOfTheBern,2016-12,"Again, they sidestep the fact that revealing the emails didn't...um...create the content of the emails.",1,0.9869824647903442,TODO 1
-1743,1,When people are so stupid they need an,Reygul,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"""The general consensus is Viper got boosted to Challenger and should be in Plat"" Is this a general consensus just among the mentally disabled?",1,0.990210771560669,TODO 2
-1744,0,It's largely because of the outrage over the Tuskegee experiment that there was a formal development of research ethics in the first place,DoctorforProphet,todayilearned,2016-12,"We also were not signatory to the Nuremberg Code, the United States did not start mandating ethical medical research until the formation the common rule and national research act in the 70s.",0,0.9396664500236511,TODO 4
-1745,1,Wasn't really complaining but thanks for your opinion,captobvious2450,thedivision,2016-12,"Of all things to complain about you complain about this, sorry its not going to happen",0,0.9343100786209106,TODO 1
-1746,0,Spider 2 your Y Banana,SanguineBlade,eagles,2016-09,I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS. TEACH ME CARSON.,0,0.8625772595405579,TODO 0
-1747,0,him and his brother Veracsgiving both celebrate this festive time of year.,FAT_Squad,runescape,2016-12,Who is the most festive Barrows Brother? Christmas Karils.,0,0.9464083909988403,TODO 4
-1748,1,I'd pay $120 for MW2+WaW remastered tbqh,fusrodalek,Cod4Remastered,2016-12,We need that remastered too,0,0.9185659885406494,TODO 0
-1749,0,"For more stunningly old aircraft, look up the C-130 and UH-1.",TedwinV,KerbalSpaceProgram,2016-12,I guess not. I kindof assumed you knew those offhand,0,0.6768348813056946,TODO 1
-1750,1,Oh of course I mean come on the obvious answer if someone is in this state is to kill them,Jamimann,worldnews,2016-12,"Probably best to just get rid of them, then, eh?",1,0.986315906047821,TODO 4
-1751,1,"You forgot to add ""10"" before ""0""",Kyrion530,bravefrontier,2016-10,0,1,0.5334949493408203,TODO 0
-1752,1,no no no I saw him hug a flag he loves us.,Geicosellscrap,news,2016-12,"It makes me sad to think that millions of Americans think/thought that by electing Trump they were electing someone who was for THEM when instead they've been incredibly misled by everything Trump stands for. They think he stands for them and what they want. They're wrong. Trump stands for Trump. No ifs, no ands, no buts about it. If it is good for Trump, then it happens. If that also happens to be good for you? You're lucky. But this has never and will never be about the American people. Trump's race, Trump's election and Trump's administration will always and forever be only about Trump.",1,0.9870456457138062,TODO 3
-1753,0,They should put a teaspoon of oil in the water to keep the waves under control.,w3agle,WTF,2016-12,Rock quarry explosion,1,0.9687151312828064,TODO 4
-1754,0,9gag,MrFox_monk,AskReddit,2016-12,What suddenly becomes 'uncool' when you reach a certain age?,1,0.7890808582305908,TODO 0
-1755,1,But 19 in BC and Sask for some reason....,MWDTech,canada,2016-12,Federal pot task force recommends Canada set minimum age of purchase at 18,0,0.5888243317604065,TODO 0
-1756,1,But she still can't open a water bottle on her own,parkwayy,hockey,2016-12,Spurgeon earned his hot wife tonight,1,0.5036348104476929,TODO 4
-1757,1,Cause that worked so well for Romney,badguy_1,politics,2016-12,I'd like to think that bill is just trying to get on trumps good side. Bill is very good at politics,1,0.9871008396148682,TODO 1
-1758,1,but you need the skills to be above healthbar to have the fancy ui skill level up,wattaplayah,DotA2,2016-12,UI simple solution,1,0.86561119556427,TODO 1
-1759,0,He was quoting chillin Hugo diss... smh,ssesf,SSBM,2016-12,Then you woke up.,1,0.7425193190574646,TODO 0
-1760,1,Everyone who thinks a helicopter is too slow.,Chutiyapaconnoisseur,india,2016-12,Who travels by jet anymore?,0,0.7122204303741455,TODO 0
-1761,1,"Mark this nsfw, this meme contains hawt daddies.",Pm_me_Hanzo_Rule34,Overwatch,2016-12,Me IRL waiting for the holiday event launch,1,0.5452558398246765,TODO 0
-1762,0,hello,robotchickenking,5nafcirclejerk,2016-10,"""Hello"" megathread hello",0,0.9297543168067932,TODO 0
-1763,0,People usually work at Walmart as a last resort when they can't find a place that will provide insurance.,lilbubba77,Political_Revolution,2016-12,Why don't their employees go find someone who will pay them insurance? Why force the company at fine or gun point to do that?,0,0.8475629091262817,TODO 0
-1764,0,...calculate the required amount of poison as the survivor count approaches zero...extermination will require some calculus.,ThinkRationally,todayilearned,2016-12,They probably used a higher percentage mortality than 50%. It may take that 0.000001 mg/kg to kill 50% of the people but it may take 5 times as much to get a 99.9% mortality rate. Figures from my ass but the point is there.,0,0.8787604570388794,TODO 0
-1765,0,"CMC Vellore and St Stephens, among others.",ccombobbreaker,india,2016-12,mfw non Catholic Christian male with no reservation at all anywhere,0,0.9618057608604431,TODO 0
-1766,1,So I should go into surgery instead?,garrett_k,medicalschool,2016-12,You seem like a dick,1,0.8397077918052673,TODO 0
-1767,0,"First one is clearly an event quest Chameleos, followed by good old Shen Gaoren (aka Giant Enemy Crab) followed by some kind of Shen Gaoren subspecies.",Taervon,gaming,2016-09,"""6/10 needs more cat puns"" -some reviewer, probably Seriously though these would be endgame monsters at that size.",1,0.6805475950241089,TODO 1
-1768,1,"I recognize the one on the left, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is an outdated symbol of oppression.",Moojuice4,The_Donald,2016-12,Just a picture of some ancient signs. Anybody know what these are?,1,0.8516860008239746,TODO 2
-1769,1,But muh cock jokes!,HombatWistory,gameofthrones,2016-12,The proper Kingsmoot.,1,0.8757566809654236,TODO 0
-1770,1,Just quit reddit and use tumblr,Spectrekillol,Fallout,2016-12,"Agreed. I'm ok with fallout 4 criticisms, but when people are having questions about a fallout 4 quest and somebody says: ""Just quit fallout 4 and buy New Vegas."" That pisses me off",1,0.9143386483192444,TODO 3
-1771,0,uggghhh I am waiting for that too so that I can have a smaller keyboard :3,Oquadros,buildapcsales,2016-12,"Nice, I dont have a ton of space on my desk so I am waiting until the TKL version comes out but I am definitely interested in the keyboard.",0,0.8212470412254333,TODO 4
+249437,1,"Yeah terror attacks like Munich, OK City bombing, Mogadishu, constant suicide bombings in an Israeli market all were calm",AmericanParty,worldnews,2010-11,"Deadly terrorism existed before 9/11: We've been dealing with the same threats for decades. But we used to be a lot calmer about it, less self-defeating",1,0.9866238236427308,TODO 2
+672,0,So which one of these men is correct?,Myrus316,worldnews,2016-11,Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back',1,0.7342415452003479,TODO 2
+250396,0,Perhaps it COULD work with a mixture of CMYK inks and a conversion of the RGB scan.,CodeandOptics,pics,2011-03,Exact color of a leaf? BAM! Exact color of an apple? FUCK YEA!,0,0.9395555853843688,TODO 1
+1502,1,and we have just the right people in place now to do that!,cooldreamhouse,news,2016-12,We need to fix the criminal justice system in our country.,1,0.9222525358200072,TODO 2
+249702,1,whats the point if you dont have beckham,faffo,sports,2011-03,We're Coming. No Pity. MLS 2011,1,0.9624046087265016,TODO 1
+250619,0,Nothing stopping the public from testing it though.,Lighting,environment,2010-08,"FDA Not Testing Gulf Seafood for Mercury, Arsenic or Other Heavy Metals Because ""We Do Not Expect to See an Increase Based on this Spill"" even tho 'Crude oil contains such powerful cancer-causing chemicals as benzene, toluene, heavy metals and arsenic'",0,0.7256894111633301,TODO 4
 1772,0,Motivator Derrick Henry is a god.,Shasty-McNasty,MaddenUltimateTeam,2016-12,"What type of back do you prefer and why? Are you the kind of person that prefers a power back, such as Derrick Henry. Or do you want the ever elusive card like a Reggie bush or LeSean Mccoy. Or do you want a mix such as Demarco Murray who seems like a jack of all trades, but master of none. Why do you prefer the type of back you prefer, and who is your favorite back so far this year?",0,0.6446974873542786,TODO 0
-1773,1,Trypophobia triggered.,HikaruEyre,vaporents,2016-12,Banksia Pod Micro by Underdog,1,0.6114500761032104,TODO 0
-1774,1,no man they want to eat out every night,crooklyn94,nyc,2016-12,Clearly they're the kind of people for whom the Meatpacking District is the only place to go.,1,0.9867098927497864,TODO 0
-1775,1,yes shitting in your bed is very normal i do it all the time.,potatomaster13,CringeAnarchy,2016-12,White knight beta cuck culture.,1,0.9573336243629456,TODO 2
-1776,1,feeds my suicidal tendencies,chapspls,vainglorygame,2016-12,Upvote for guild name & tag,1,0.6733000874519348,TODO 0
-1777,1,Not our country clubs!,trytheCOLDchai,conspiracy,2016-09,All while our country crumbles.,0,0.8449599742889404,TODO 0
-1778,1,"Yeah, I can't understand what the fuss is about anyways",trytheCOLDchai,conspiracy,2016-09,"oh, well it's settled then.",1,0.8588567972183228,TODO 0
-1779,0,I had a silver burago that came with a sheet of stickers to make your own livery.,chrism17,Autos,2016-12,Still have mine in blue as well! Was that the only color they made?,0,0.9826205372810364,TODO 0
-1780,1,You need the snow tires otherwise your car will keep freezing up,enigmaza,forza,2016-12,"Car freezing but world still moving and ai still driving!?! After the blizzard mountain update every 30 seconds of driving my car will freeze whether in mid air or driving. The trees keep moving and so do the ai cars but my car remains stuck, with the rpm help constant. Anyone else had similar problems?",1,0.8650891780853271,TODO 2
-1781,1,"Ah some real original content, let's keep it off the front page below all the dank ass memes.",Commack,2007scape,2016-12,Bound,1,0.9710112810134888,TODO 3
-1782,0,"True, but I'd still be hella agitated if it was the same old biddy who has caused an issue before giving me the advice, lol.",MadamNerd,breakingmom,2016-09,It does work. If my kid got lice I'd rather do that than sit combing through hair for hours like my mom had to. haha,0,0.9825432300567627,TODO 3
-1783,1,"To be fair it's a ""Big and Tall"" not ""Big or Tall""",KWBC24,tall,2016-12,"As a 6'9"" thin man, you learn disappointment early",1,0.5006359219551086,TODO 4
-1784,1,just like punishment for Kelvin!,shittymmagambler,MMA,2016-12,I think its a punishment for hendriks missing weight...,1,0.7248960137367249,TODO 0
-1785,0,I once had a great day.,TheMapKing,AskReddit,2016-10,"What sentence does your autocorrect create if you start with ""I once""?",0,0.9083322286605835,TODO 2
-1786,0,Dead.,spawnoftheking,magicTCG,2016-12,How old is too old to play? A few times now I have had someone be surprised that I was here to actually play at the local fnm place,0,0.8626685738563538,TODO 0
-1787,0,"McDermott has proven vital for this team for his bench play,",L_carson,chicagobulls,2016-12,"This may be most troubling for Bulls: '15 1st-round pick Portis, DNP-CD '16 1st-rd pick Valentine, DNP-CD McDermott, Mirotic 0-5 from 3",1,0.5905170440673828,TODO 4
-1788,0,Could be better with the free agents available,ragnao,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"not bad, could be worse.",0,0.7033775448799133,TODO 4
-1789,1,I hate the loud fat fucks,snipeftw,CarletonU,2016-12,"Let's talk about greeks. what do we think? I'm just wondering what the general perception of Greeks are. I know lots of students don't like them and I've seen some shitty stuff from them on social media myself, but I want to hear both sides. I have some friends in Greek Life, but I wonder how the average student feels towards them",0,0.8042354583740234,TODO 3
+249610,0,except he said it happens every spring...,Anthaneezy,offbeat,2010-03,A new tradition is born,0,0.9495514631271362,TODO 0
+1057,0,That was the most halfhearted threat I have ever seen.,GuyofMshire,SRSMailbag,2016-11,Very first time getting one of these. I don't even know if I've argued with this one.,1,0.7454674243927002,TODO 0
+251090,1,"The soldiers were just doing their job following orders, it's the government that does the evil things!",CombattingSexism,politics,2010-01,Should I 'Support The Troops' When They Do This? American-led troops were accused yesterday of dragging innocent children from their beds and shooting them during a night raid that left ten people dead.,1,0.9872835874557496,TODO 2
+1504,1,It's because everyone left of Hitler and Franco are goddamn SJWs!,ssnistfajen,SubredditDrama,2016-12,Leftist Hate Machine for renaming streets named after dudes involved in one of the longest-running dictatorships of the twentieth century *really.*,1,0.9875540733337402,TODO 0
+2291,1,"Watch the video, a real lumberjack wedges over a 75 food Douglas fir, it's obviously very useful.",fake_tea,mallninjashit,2016-09,"""One axe please, but make it as useless as possible if you could.""",1,0.855076789855957,TODO 3
+1032,0,one of our fan humor accounts rewatched that and live tweeted it recently...,sasslete,CFB,2016-11,was that the 3-0 game? I still wonder why I watched that whole thing,0,0.9829283952713012,TODO 4
+251446,0,May you be free from harm in all the dark places you must walk.,kingfishr,atheism,2010-05,"""May god stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk."" How can we change this proverb to be acceptable to an atheist?",0,0.8412249684333801,TODO 4
+250754,1,"I stand with my argument that no adult has ever raged at any video game ever, and it is such a childish thing to get upset at something you care about.",Mograne,leagueoflegends,2011-12,"No anger is not a childish emotion, raging about genocide in Rwanda, raging about the disappearing rain forests is understandable. Raging at a video game is childish, so I stick by my comment of ""grow up""",1,0.8598079681396484,TODO 0
+249622,0,BC?,plato1123,web_design,2011-04,"Currently, $65 in Vancouver, although I've been thinking about upping this for quite a while.",0,0.8339325785636902,TODO 0
+1628,1,How do I talk to my local senator about this?,pk7677,news,2016-12,"12,000 year old forest being mowed down for coal after 40 years of fighting for it's preservation",1,0.6818804740905762,TODO 1
 1790,1,"Yeah, just a tombstone, nothing, really",DarthLordVinnie,RWBY,2016-12,"Not only did we never see a body, no one in the show itself said that she was actually dead, sooooo....",0,0.5003607273101807,TODO 0
-1791,0,It's a business expense.,Levitlame,todayilearned,2016-10,"""cock rings are not tax-deductible""",0,0.6894757151603699,TODO 3
-1792,0,Is this movie good?,monkeyharris,NetflixBestOf,2016-12,"Die Hard (1988): NYPD cop John McClane's plan to reconcile with his wife is interrupted when, after he arrives at her office, the building is overtaken by terrorists.",0,0.7045021653175354,TODO 1
-1793,0,Could not agree more.,coppersnark,todayilearned,2016-12,I'm convinced Wilder did most of the writing for Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles (with Richard Pryor on that one) The funniest Mel Brooks movies are the ones where he stays out of the way.,0,0.9607100486755371,TODO 0
-1794,1,Just like how the Timberwolves aren't spooky,leesanity7,nba,2016-12,"I'm all for taking shots at the warriors, but that was just a poor attempt",1,0.902238667011261,TODO 0
-1795,0,"Hmm that's wierd, I'm from eu aswell but I know a few people in my guild and stuff who grinded legend",Joshwilkinson99,Guildwars2,2016-12,I'm not from USA in EU we actually play to earn legend mate.,0,0.9427598118782043,TODO 2
-1796,1,Designers who know their trade...,andrey_shipilov,Design,2016-12,"What is supposed to be this ""crop"" icon?",0,0.5102967023849487,TODO 3
-1797,1,"It's all from California and New York though, and they aren't real Americans.",desmondhasabarrow,politics,2016-12,"It's worse than that. Think about it. Counting Trump, we've had three presidents this millennium. Only ONE has won the popular vote, at least the first time. Party politics don't matter, that is not acceptable in a first world democracy (or Republic, or whatever the fuck we are). Also, Republicans have lost seven of the last eight popular votes. Maybe it's time to give the people what they want.",1,0.9873939752578735,TODO 3
-1798,1,I'm sure they'll get it eventually.,BerningTendies,Enough_Sanders_Spam,2016-12,"On top of TIL with 20K+ updoots, Ronald Regan crushing liberal candidate Walter Mondale in the 1984 election.",1,0.7457564473152161,TODO 1
-1799,1,Something something don't ever go to the gym b/c Killary will find you!,BerningTendies,EnoughHillHate,2016-09,Oh No! The wack jobs over in conspiracy have cracked the email case!,1,0.8686482310295105,TODO 2
-1800,1,Invest all your time and effort into getting the Martini-Henry scout rifle,Camocow08,battlefield_one,2016-12,"Downloading the game now, any pointers? So I decided to muster up $60 to get the game! and now I have to ask what is some tips as to being a good teammate? I've played my share of battlefield games (Bad Company 2 was my last game, fucking loved that game...) and know the basics of putting down ammo and reviving people, has anything else changed? Anything I need to know as a crucial mechanic?",0,0.6960781812667847,TODO 0
-1801,1,"The technology just isn't there yet, my friend.",CMDR_Qardinal,heroesofthestorm,2016-12,"It's been in DotA since the Warcraft 3 days. I have a similar problem with Overwatch where you can't set maximum acceptable matchmaking ping, despite the feature being available in other competitive FPS games like CS:GO and even in HOTS. It's baffling, frankly.",1,0.9808517694473267,TODO 2
-1802,0,"You asked for a source of denying visas for a bad reason, and I think that is alright evidence",zhmija,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,And why does this relate to what I wanted to know?,0,0.6987426280975342,TODO 0
-1803,0,I never said that.,brokensk8er,Political_Revolution,2016-12,"Yes, it does. Considering they did it because of their religious beliefs. Funny how you ignored the mission trips part. And I'd rather be smug beyond comprehension as opposed to being so stupid that I believe religion has literally never helped a single person.",0,0.9538742899894714,TODO 0
-1804,1,"But if I don't insult DE I'll be deemed a ""white knight"".",HRDSalami654,Warframe,2016-12,"Yes, be vocal. However, be civilized. It's hard for devs, let alone anyone, to take constructive criticism when ""Fuck DE"" or ""x dev is a piece of shit"" or ""They are greedy POS"" is spouted often enough. Remember, we are having an argument with DE on why we think we are right. Do NOT resort to personal attacks. Do NOT resort to ridiculing the opposing party's arguments. Do NOT resort to emotional outbursts. Use facts, be honest, be helpful. Say why you don't like it, or why you like this, not ""You are wrong for disagreeing with me"". Just my 2 cents. Actually, in Canada, we don't have pennies anymore, so my 5 cents. Or a nickel.",1,0.9797409772872925,TODO 1
-1805,0,"Hey everyone, it's Laura live from the air force",_Bonesy_,AirForce,2016-12,"That was the best, and it was a two parter. Did you see the sequel everybody becomes friends. Minus the rapists. I laughed, cried, lived and loved",0,0.7564160823822021,TODO 2
-1806,1,Damn Russians at it again!,Trelifaxx1640,worldnews,2016-12,Yahoo discloses hack of 1 billion accounts,1,0.9265391826629639,TODO 0
-1807,1,how the fuck do a milkshake company have 1 million accounts hacked,Wellzism,worldnews,2016-12,Yahoo discloses hack of 1 billion accounts,0,0.952530026435852,TODO 4
-1808,0,"""Where do you think we are?""",JasonKevRyall,AskReddit,2016-10,"With out naming the show, what is one quote that you think everyone could identify?",0,0.6739017367362976,TODO 0
-1809,0,"I know you told me not to, but... what's the deal with lime crime?",MollyLally,MakeupAddiction,2016-12,But the bunnehs :( But seriously you make an extremely valid point. Don't even get me started on LimeCrime.,0,0.7438526153564453,TODO 4
-1810,0,Jim Lahey?,Budmuncher,space,2016-12,"In my town of 5,000 people, our mayor also said he'll be launching several satellites over the Christmas season. From the back of his pickup truck. He said he'd use the satellites ""to see what you fuckers are doing"" when his ""back is turned."" He's also been drinking for the past 36 hours.",1,0.531033992767334,TODO 0
-1811,1,But real Jews are black!,Moth92,CringeAnarchy,2016-12,he was a jew...,1,0.9873611927032471,TODO 3
-1812,0,Sorry it's already been traded :(,burdmane,GameTrade,2016-12,"Also interested in this, verified Paypal. Let me know if the other trade falls through!",1,0.5467228293418884,TODO 3
-1813,0,"Conveniently stopping at 12 when 13-16 are from NA and Bjerg,Sven and Jensen should be counted as NA",xImReD,leagueoflegends,2016-09,The top 12 soloq KR win rate players are all from EU with Zven in 2nd already in Masters.,1,0.5517576932907104,TODO 0
-1814,1,"Basically child abuse, Stop Pushing Her!",Dito250,ChildrenFallingOver,2016-12,The force is strong with this one,1,0.7976697683334351,TODO 2
-1815,1,U mad?,SRDeed,terriblefacebookmemes,2016-12,I hate Facebook so much,0,0.816399872303009,TODO 0
-1816,0,When a player takes a strike right down the pipe and then on the next pitch chases some breaking ball in the dirt.,cdmets57,baseball,2016-12,"What is your biggest baseball pet peeve? For me it's when people say ""the"" MLB. It makes sense for the NBA and the NFL since those are referring to the noun ""league"" which is singular and could warrant the definite article (e.g. he's the best player in the league), but the noun in MLB is ""baseball"" which in this case is a mass noun, and makes about as much sense as saying ""Mike Trout is the greatest player in all of The Baseball."" Ultimately it's just kind of a dumb-guy thing to say like calling the ump the ref or calling runs points. and you?",0,0.8789133429527283,TODO 4
-1817,0,Paging u/fuckswithducks,jdfestus,AskReddit,2016-12,"Female Argentine Blue-Bill Ducks. Instead of a cloaca, the males reproductive organ can be longer than the length of its body. Ouch",0,0.956684410572052,TODO 3
-1818,1,"Yeah, lets let people's lives be tarnished with a criminal record for something that's going to be legal in the meantime",johnF_Kennedy1962,CanadaPolitics,2016-12,No point in a half measure that will just semi legitimize money going to organized crime.,1,0.9829519391059875,TODO 1
-1819,1,good to see all the ones in New York state are all in New York City...,time2fly2124,movies,2016-12,List of IMAX locations showing the 5-min Dunkirk Prologue (via dunkirkmovie.com),1,0.9536861181259155,TODO 1
-1820,0,"Most people will describe limbs the way you did, but you can use 'distal' and 'proximal' in appropriate context.",nukerman,biology,2016-12,"Need a word for the naming of sub-parts of a limb Wrist, elbow, knee, ankle, hip and shoulder I can call joints, what do I call upper arm, lower arm, upper leg and lower leg?",0,0.982631266117096,TODO 3
-1821,1,but teamspeak is so much better,veritascs,archeage,2016-12,"I screenshot where i am standing on the map and post it in our discord with the time they can be harvested, that way if im not on my bros can tag it",1,0.9862319827079773,TODO 0
-1822,1,It's an alternate earth where the seasons are reversed idk,SmellMyCake,Overwatch,2016-12,"Why is the winter brawl taking place in Antarctica at night, where it's summer, and there is no night at the moment? It seems like such a strange decision",1,0.5577829480171204,TODO 1
-1823,0,Are you *sure* you saw Cabin in the Woods?,UberVice,horror,2016-12,That is *the* formulaic movie that made me hate the formula lol,0,0.5162769556045532,TODO 1
-1824,1,Yeah because he hasn't done anything in the last 8 years...,OneObstacle,Music,2016-12,"Thank God he's tackling the real issues, like how many genders can fit in a restroom: and this!",1,0.9865981340408325,TODO 4
-1825,0,The ring came off my pudding can,C_Robicus,AbandonedPorn,2016-12,Not on your life my Hindu friend!,0,0.9178678393363953,TODO 0
-1826,1,This is why Trump won,Sir_Knappan,bakchodi,2016-12,"I jacked off twice last night to this photo of huma, and now my dick don't work :( !!!! AMA",1,0.9649015665054321,TODO 0
-1827,0,Well germany is even worse First game starts at 11:15pm lol,morithebeater,CoDCompetitive,2016-12,Any event that is west coast u just get fucked if ur in the UK. They have to make it logical for the event itself so that things run smoothly. Just cant please everybody thats what it comes down to,0,0.886907160282135,TODO 0
-1828,1,He was just joking,Technoaddict,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,The funny part about this whole thing is that their God emperor conceded that Obama was born in the united States. So are they saying that their beloved burnt turkey face is wrong??,1,0.757860541343689,TODO 0
-1829,1,"Not enough people in voice, 2/10",landophant,VoiceActing,2016-12,Official discord Chat For Animators and voice actors :),1,0.9610262513160706,TODO 1
-1830,1,Nazis sure were feeling generous....,Dblcut3,MapPorn,2016-12,and the three Guyanas to the french,1,0.857892632484436,TODO 1
-1831,0,In the shape,Nameyo,madlads,2016-12,with her finger and her thumb,0,0.8325634598731995,TODO 0
-1832,1,TERRORISM!,blacksoulo,legaladvice,2016-12,"He's trying to pay a city water bill though. Why would they care if he's a Michigan resident or not? They even said he could pay cash if he didn't have ID. Sounds like they just wanted proof of identity because he was using a debit card. But yeah, probably not illegal, just a dumb policy.",1,0.7422769069671631,TODO 0
-1833,1,"I don't think that's gonna run Minecraft on High settings, slap two 1080's in there and you may get 30 fps",LearnToStrafe,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Hi guys is this build good?,1,0.9446668028831482,TODO 4
-1834,1,"yup, so easy lol",DontGearTheReaper,steroids,2016-12,That easy huh?,1,0.809968113899231,TODO 3
-1835,0,I'll see what I can get up to imgur in a second!,bigbigtea,woodworking,2016-12,"OP, we need build photos! Please :)",0,0.9796165227890015,TODO 1
-1836,0,"If hell even exists, I bet it's at the bottom of the ocean.",Tee_shirtNkitty_cats,gifs,2016-12,Deep-Sea Ghost Shark filmed alive for first time,0,0.5324079990386963,TODO 0
-1837,0,Any optical shop,Lives4Glitter,ThriftStoreHauls,2016-12,That's awesome. Where do you go to get custom lenses?,0,0.8770267367362976,TODO 0
-1838,1,Yeah fuck the exams right.,Meowingtons_H4X,Steam,2016-12,"Just play with him, man. He seems like a nice guy.",1,0.981724739074707,TODO 2
-1839,1,BUT IW IS BORING TO WATCH,pickle_man_4,OpTicGaming,2016-12,fuck that was fun to watch tbh,1,0.966783881187439,TODO 0
-1840,1,KD DUMMY,pickle_man_4,pacers,2016-12,"Was Thad Young The Best Off-Season Value Acquisition in The NBA? If you clicked on this thread to write, ""KD, dummy!"" this is not for you. Thad Young has been a hybrid SF/PF with a nifty lefthand in the post and a decent jump shot away from it, but he never developed into a dominant player, instead settling into the world of good-not-great NBA starters who provide consistent value to your team. Some have called Young the George Hill of Power Forwards, and I like that description. To me it means this: ""player who you could imagine averaging 15-19 ppg if he were a top 3 option, who plays hard, has a good bball IQ, and does not demand a huge contract. When the Pacers acquired Young with the 20th pick, I thought it was the best off-season move at the time, concerning value. Consider this: Thad Young will make a little bit more than 800K than Solomon Hill this season, will make 4 million less than Evan Turner, and 10 million less than Chandler Parsons. His contract maintains this value through the next two seasons, after which he will be an UFA. As the fifth option on a good-not-great ""little team"" (Bird), he is posting or matching career highs in FG% and 3P% and has been one of the most consistent players on the court. Sure, KD was the best off-season acquisition, but when considering how the Pacers acquired Young, his play this season, and his contract after a cap explosion that saw Solo signing 10mil+ per year deals, this move has to be considered in the conversation of ""best value""--along with this other guy, George Hill, for the Jazz...",1,0.8195235729217529,TODO 0
-1841,1,Go sensationalism!,EmuFighter,nottheonion,2016-12,UPS delivers assault rifle instead of child's Christmas gift,1,0.5108465552330017,TODO 0
-1842,1,But it's not that hard if you have two minatos,iCue713,NarutoBlazing,2016-12,I need Lee's for hiruzen trial (If you don't have lee I'll accept guy),1,0.9265627264976501,TODO 0
-1843,1,They're unsure of wether or not they love the idea.,jatatcdc,harrypotter,2016-12,That post starts as a statement and ends as a question?,0,0.8543573021888733,TODO 3
-1844,1,Spoken like a true expert on public schools.,Cran-baisins,news,2016-12,Having a brain and understanding how actions are affected by problems.,1,0.9801635146141052,TODO 2
-1845,1,Clearly a false flag by cyclists.,Agrona,SeattleWA,2016-12,"PSA: Tacks are back on Westlake cycle track Heads-up to anyone who bikes or walks a pet that the tacks have returned. Thought I hit something last night near the rowing club, and this morning I have a flat back tire with a tack in it. Thanks for making me late for work, dicks.",1,0.9872533679008484,TODO 0
-1846,0,"I hate myself for thinking this way, but I think if the people were well fed and nourished, they could actually be a threat to the rest of the world.",Drewski87,worldnews,2016-09,Yeah but think of the overwhelming majority of people living in NK that have to live with the consequences of Dear Leader's actions.,0,0.9779550433158875,TODO 0
-1847,1,I think you forgot this:,TravelerHD,MechanicalKeyboards,2016-12,"stop wasting your money on mechanical boards, my apple keyboard can do all the same keys and is more cheap. flat keys are better for gaming anyway. also stop hatting on raser they make good keybords.",1,0.989865243434906,TODO 0
-1848,0,"I end up with about 25% hp left after waiting for snowflakes to spawn, not sure how much longer you are talking about.",Mez_Koo,Guildwars2,2016-12,"you can spend much longer than 1 second on each snowflake. The other day me and some friends completed the jp with one person controlling the keyboard and another one controlling the mouse.This lead to much slower playthrews, basicly stoping on every flake (if you play it on your own you can basicly keep W pressed for the first part - just watch out not to run into not yet spawnd flakes). But if you do have trouble with the flakes despawnign jsut start right after the starterflake has spawned, so you have the maximum amount of time.",0,0.6482778787612915,TODO 1
-1849,1,"I really hope you're black (African American, Colored, etc... whatever the correct PC term is these days), cause if you're not, then that's cultural appropriation as I believe they have the market on the ""Yo Mama"" jokes.",Citizen03281970,The_Donald,2016-12,Yo mama so dumb....,1,0.9408777356147766,TODO 0
-1850,0,I think it's just a character but I don't watch enough prof milk videos to make a good judgment on him,iCue713,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"Nah, I like his videos and find him funny but he just comes across as an asshole sometimes in the way he talks. It's one of those irrational hate things, like thinking someone has a punchable face.",0,0.955851674079895,TODO 3
-1851,0,### wat.,Hunterlanier03,AskReddit,2016-12,"#I LIKE TO DRESS UP IN DRAG WHEN I'M OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. #I DRESS LIKE A WHORE, WITH THE HIGHEST HEELS I CAN WALK IN, THICK MAKEUP, A LONG BLONDE WIG, AND A SKIRT OR DRESS WITH EITHER TIGHTS OR JUST UNDERWEAR UNDER IT. #WE GET HONKED AT NOW AND THEN. BUT SHE'S ENVIOUS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GET HONKED AT ALONE.",0,0.9818744659423828,TODO 0
-1852,1,I would reply with something positive but a level 2 graveyard... sorry,Enshrouded,ClashRoyale,2016-12,lol my cards are 9.5/7/4/2 i have 3 legends in my deck. it useful because graveyard isnt one shot by by level 2 ice wizard or lvl 7 ice golem.,0,0.9173129796981812,TODO 0
-1853,0,"Man, y'all a bunch of grinches trying to read bad intentions into what I said.",wondroushippo,Music,2016-12,Yes. They should provide this music for free and live as hermits.,1,0.9315180778503418,TODO 1
-1854,1,"Gee, I wonder if people left before the trailers because people generally dislike intense advertisement thrown directly into their face.",TheSuitGuy,todayilearned,2016-12,"TIL Trailers were originally shown at the end of a film screening, but they were often ignored by audiences who left immediately after the film.",1,0.9053789973258972,TODO 0
-1855,1,They probably deserved it....,daymcn,IAmA,2016-12,"Also the small factor of supporting your fellow humans, but fuck them right! s/",1,0.8389697074890137,TODO 0
-1856,0,"Hitler was ""real"" too.",MZA87,MMA,2016-12,"I admire the fact that he isn't fake with people. You get fake sports personalities all the time (i.e. Jon Jones) and can't appreciate it. With Perry, it's real.",1,0.8440773487091064,TODO 3
-1857,1,If they painted it black it would look too much like a real gun.,GolgiApparatus1,gaming,2016-12,Idk why people are complaining about the gun looking like a toy. You can just jump over the bullets,1,0.9671986699104309,TODO 0
-1858,1,"Ya, this was probably done to change a headlight.",PM_Poutine,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-12,Zero chance this is just a cabin filter job.,1,0.9159150123596191,TODO 2
-1859,0,Season 7 ranked skin for the victorious line up :3,ThetaOverTime,leagueoflegends,2016-12,He had one job,0,0.8808935284614563,TODO 4
-1860,0,They need a tshirt version of this for those who are in the Southern Hemisphere,ryanherb,leafs,2016-12,Anyone know where i can find this sweater? Couldnt find it on the leafs shop.,0,0.9762601256370544,TODO 2
-1861,0,Get some cut bait and head to el jobean pier,darthstone,Fishing,2016-12,Punta Gorda area fishing? Family is coming together for Christmas in punta gorda and my brother wants to go fishing. Anyone from around that area have any advice for species or locations we can get to without a boat? Would love to shark fish but anything is fun to catch esp . when you are avoiding other members for a few hours.,0,0.6594377160072327,TODO 2
-1862,1,speak for yourself xD,NaturalThe1,Toonami,2016-12,JONATHAN DIDN'T DIE A VIRGIN! HE'S OFFICIALLY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN EVERYONE ON THIS SUB.,0,0.8418474197387695,TODO 0
-1863,0,this article is an amusing conspiracy laden shitpost,whiny_teenager_alt,bakchodi,2016-12,ABCDalit expresses his totally unbiased view on demonetization.,0,0.9131121635437012,TODO 1
-1864,0,Wayrest Castle.,Wraith95,elderscrollsonline,2016-12,"Where is High King Emeric?? - New Life Festival So for the quest Mud Ball Merriment, there is an achievement titled Mud Ball Miscreant and it requires that you pelt each alliance leader with mud balls. I have found the other two but I haven't done any of the Daggerfall quest line and can't figure out where to find Emeric. I know I had to have seen him at one point. Can someone tell me where he is if you haven't interacted previously? I would like to be able to snag all of the achievements for the Festival.",0,0.8098822236061096,TODO 0
-1865,1,wow look at all those stripper poles,BAUDR8,crossfit,2016-12,"My New box used to be a strippercise studio, still has all the poles",1,0.841136634349823,TODO 4
-1866,1,If they actually do a NZ exclusive they might as well do a moon exclusive when they are at it like lunatone,ALeX850,TheSilphRoad,2016-12,"Can anyone think of a Pokemon that could be exclusive to NZ? I looked at them and nothing seems to fit. At the moment, the only thing exclusive we have is exclusion, which is a shame, since it always feels like it costs more to travel places from here, than from anywhere else in the world.",1,0.6916906237602234,TODO 0
-1867,1,Liberals are totally not brainwashed.,NotTiredOfWinningYet,The_Donald,2016-12,Email I recieved from a family member. Deprogramming needed. The bottom half of the image was my response.,1,0.9873120784759521,TODO 1
-1868,0,Well the only thing I recommend is testing the cable.If you are using an HDMI cable try using a DVI or VGA cable if you can or vice versa.,Pharthammer,buildapc,2016-12,Not just yet but I don't anticipate it will - the gpu seems completely fine. I'll check later.,0,0.9836017489433289,TODO 1
-1869,1,Missing the,bexmex,politics,2016-12,"He's got a great point! These idiot celebrities and the rest of the left are setting the bar very low for President-elect Trump. Trump is an extremely smart, extremely capable manager and he's surrounding himself with very serious people. This is going to be a fantastic Presidency. Watch out for 2020. There's a very high chance of Trump bringing us the kind of landslide Republican victories that will remind us of the 1980s!",1,0.9898046255111694,TODO 0
-1870,1,"He's got ups, surprised hi hit him",SpeedOfDarkness33,minnesotavikings,2016-12,GAME THREAD: VIKINGS VS COLTS BETTER LATE THAN NEVER SORRY,0,0.5667271018028259,TODO 0
-1871,1,Who doesn't own legos,Dangerzone-123,pcmasterrace,2016-12,I don't own legos,1,0.6867132186889648,TODO 2
-1872,1,I can see how a blown out speaker is a more serious issue than your beloved Samsung Note 7's batteries burning up.,kamiller42,lgv20,2016-12,"Hate my LGV20 Had it since its release and I already blew my speaker out.It sounds all distorted and makes this crakling sound.I came to the LG from the Note 7 ordeal.I really dislike the phone for various reasons.It randomly goes from having my volume on, to just being silent.Then the camera takes shitty pictures,I really dont have time each individual time I want to take a picture to mess with the trillion settings it has in manual mode.I want my samsung back!!!!",1,0.9713863730430603,TODO 2
-1873,1,At least they did not discuss the investigation.,Texaschick1968,The_Donald,2016-12,"""It was painful to my career listening to topics on grandkids and golf for 30 mins. I'm very sorry it happened, and should have talked about something else.""",1,0.6881744265556335,TODO 0
-1874,1,Sorry missed the,bxblox,politics,2016-12,"You clearly don't get it, science is a methodology that seeks to verify what is real and what is not by using the scientific method, it is the antithesis to belief, the bible on the hand is probably an artificial creation of man to control other men",1,0.9896988272666931,TODO 0
-1875,0,*mechanical movement,PRETTYFLYFORAWHITEG,VACsucks,2016-12,"He was spraying, someone new came on his screen and he tried to shoot at him. Probably thought the jumping guy was already going to be dead",0,0.7632040977478027,TODO 0
-1876,1,nah its the 12 worlds,YellowSC,2007scape,2016-12,Keep in mind that it is the weekend.,1,0.824828028678894,TODO 0
-1877,1,Don't you know all Trump supporters are blue collar geniuses?,mousylion,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,"It's this kind of attitude that lead to Brexit and Donald Trump. The undermining of ""experts"" is not a good thing.",1,0.9869422912597656,TODO 4
-1878,0,Most likely the most famous Austro-Hungarian... other then Franz Ferdinand.,Acesolid,movies,2016-12,Most famous Hungarian ever?,0,0.7028393149375916,TODO 2
-1879,1,Cause auto fight is sooooo quick.,Texas03,ContestOfChampions,2016-12,Then auto-fight heroic. I auto-fight the easier 2 beforehand and 100% explore each. Rewards are rewards.,1,0.9870992302894592,TODO 3
-1880,1,The Pirate Bay does not exist,das-fagenschtaffen,pics,2016-12,I really want to watch that but don't want to give amazon more of my money :(,1,0.9126177430152893,TODO 0
-1881,1,Surprised if they acknowledge the bid considering the bathroom laws,LemonStealer,MLS,2016-12,Steve Malik officially confirms that North Carolina FC will bid for MLS before the January 31 deadline,0,0.6830557584762573,TODO 2
-1882,0,"One undermines the entire Democratic process, which is a lot worse.",pfiffocracy,Ask_Politics,2016-12,Same could be said about a Trump Presidency,0,0.977388858795166,TODO 4
-1883,1,Get Giroux a GPS so he can find the back of the net!,voonoo,Flyers,2016-12,NHL Secret Santa: Philadelphia Flyers edition,1,0.7338663339614868,TODO 0
-1884,1,Force a driver to retire once they've won a championship,E-vest,formula1,2016-12,Exactly. Whats the alternative? Limit an F1 drivers career to 5 years so that more youngsters can take their place?,1,0.5694503784179688,TODO 0
-1885,1,pretty sure he forgot his,thetexan92,worldnews,2016-12,dude wtf?,1,0.9896180033683777,TODO 1
-1886,1,There is a picture of it from space around here somewhere.,ferfecksakes,space,2016-12,"wow, it looks even more like an eye when you zoom out",0,0.9502143263816833,TODO 0
-1887,1,"""If someone is afraid of how difficult recovery from surgery will be, they shouldn't get their inflamed, infected appendix out.""",iarecylon,iamverybadass,2016-12,Tattoos are only for those that like pain,0,0.895158588886261,TODO 3
-1888,1,Both socialist tho,oneeighthirish,politics,2016-12,"Eh, also California, though.",0,0.5783854126930237,TODO 0
-1889,1,"Since the roster name is taken off, I guess you're the 1K2D guy?",nerdthatlift,Rainbow6,2016-12,When I play by myself in casual,1,0.5507662892341614,TODO 4
+250698,1,"Gah, I love England.",mutatedpuppy,MensRights,2010-09,1 in 4 state primary schools in England now has no male teacher,0,0.7559340596199036,TODO 0
+251448,1,Kick off is at 20:30 though...,DeusIgnis,funny,2010-06,England v USA - Kick off 19:30. England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory.,0,0.8240188956260681,TODO 0
+879,0,Keep in mind that different people vote on these awards.,SpOoKyghostah,baseball,2016-11,"Arenado got the Gold Glove and Silver Slugger at 3rd base. So apparently Arenado is a better hitter and fielder than Bryant, but Bryant is more valuable...because reasons, I guess? ?_?",0,0.9713408946990968,TODO 3
 1890,1,\#notallmen,-deebrie-,niceguys,2016-12,"There is a difference between entitled, naive, whiny bitches who expect women to suck their dick for holding doors open and actual nice guys. Just sayin.",1,0.7710647583007812,TODO 0
-1891,1,"Yeah guys, it's fine to add weapons that will fundamentally change the way MWR will be played compared to COD4!",isaiahpmarshall,CODModernWarfare,2016-12,"If these weapons are balanced in the game compared to everything else, then I'm fine with this. They're all weapons from the other MW games or earlier. Nothing crazy like crossbows are shit like that (ahem, BO3)",1,0.9872354865074158,TODO 3
-1892,1,Yeah dude totally wasn't diving in before the slide or anything...,ocxtitan,nfl,2016-12,"I'm sick of this shit. That was a blatant attempt to headshot Cam, AGAIN. When the fuck is the NFL going to start reffing a fair game for the guy? You can take shots on Cam all day long and nobody gives a shit. WTF was that?",1,0.9872855544090271,TODO 1
-1893,0,"Bagi2 jatah, mumpung si bos lagi cuti.",ancient_turd,indonesia,2016-12,Party time!!!! duk tak duk tak!,1,0.7745828032493591,TODO 0
-1894,0,Sign me up!,iogurt,CalgaryFlames,2016-09,"We should all go to the game together, hopefully find some decent tickets and have a nice patch of red in the stands!",1,0.7220344543457031,TODO 0
-1895,1,Hopefully we can start enough hate to prevent the spread of that goddamned tolerance,vis_break,AskReddit,2016-12,"with tolerance and apathy. so thanks liberals you doomed us with your globalism I mean at least according to Aristotle. ""the last remaining virtues of a dying society is tolerance and apathy""",1,0.8455187678337097,TODO 3
-1896,0,"Whelp, found Dom's alt-reddit account.",J_Paul,Fitness,2016-12,"I used to be a professional IG body builder and powerlifter (I would have gone pro if they let quarter squats count. Full squats are bad for your back anyways). SL5x5 is total shit and no one should listen to that old man. OP, if you want to build serious muscle and get all the gains you need to stick to the 4 major lifts: - Curling in the squat stand with the straight bar. - Curling on the oly platform with the oly bar (that extra whip really helps). - Curling with a curl bar while standing over the barbell bench - Curling dumbbells in the power rack.",1,0.8536585569381714,TODO 3
-1897,0,I'm going to fail my math class,orecros,MathHelp,2016-09,What meme?,0,0.649360716342926,TODO 0
-1898,0,It would honestly surprise me if there was no way to upgrade them.,CptLeon,Vive,2016-12,"do you think the screens are replaceable? Wouldn't life be great if we could just swap them out for 4k screens once the technology improves, instead of buying a whole new helmet?",0,0.9806857109069824,TODO 3
-1899,1,Yeah it's such a massive slap in the face when you get something shiny for free.,Iridar51,Planetside,2016-12,Because FUCK YOU that's why,1,0.9830313920974731,TODO 4
-1900,1,"Thank god they have you to speak for them, according to your previous explanation lobbying sounds REALLY HARD and I'm glad someone as smart and level headed as you is the one to deliver the info.",CptLeon,news,2016-12,I don't run for office. I tell those that do what their voters expect.,1,0.973186731338501,TODO 0
-1901,0,"CZ was awesome I was in a team for all three titles CS, CS:CZ and CS:S at one point.",-Silverfoxx,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Only if you count CZ though... and I don't think anyone counts CZ.,0,0.9455702900886536,TODO 1
-1902,1,Surely Snowden is a criminal,All_Work_All_Play,pathofexile,2016-12,Yeah... I'm on your side with this man. Publicizing exploits is some shady shit. Not cool if you ask me. Do it privately.,1,0.9801540374755859,TODO 1
-1903,1,Fucking whitesplainers!,ishkariot,h3h3productions,2016-12,"Why do they have white people ""correcting"" white people telling them how to change? Like aren't they part of the problem??",1,0.9631609320640564,TODO 3
-1904,0,ok,muh_condishunz,politics,2016-12,Race to the stone age!,0,0.9665175676345825,TODO 0
-1905,0,Ale8,johneaston1,AskReddit,2016-12,What is that one type of food/drink that you absolutely love but can't get in the area you live?,0,0.8295328617095947,TODO 0
-1906,0,Olympic rifle shooting.,icesharkk,CringeAnarchy,2016-10,"They aren't comparable...because ""esports"" involves coordinating your finger(s) and the other sports you mention involve balance, hand eye coordination and large muscle groups.",0,0.7078207731246948,TODO 0
-1907,1,All we need is Small Time Boaraneer and Sammy the Silver Hand to fix Hunter and Paladin,nixalo,hearthstone,2016-12,Amnesiac about the Pirate-Package in Rogue,1,0.863802433013916,TODO 4
-1908,1,"Yeah, we should have no choice at all who lives in our neighborhood with us.",Loghery,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,"Yes, that's right, give into the short-term, low likelihood fear and turn to the same autocratic 'tough guy' saviors. They'll save you from the Jews. They'll save you from communism. They'll save you from drugs and criminals. They'll save you from Mexicans and Muslims. ""Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it."" ""Villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.""",1,0.9867488741874695,TODO 0
-1909,0,Did I say that?,ZeJerman,worldnews,2016-12,So....putting your hand over your heart as if to say you hold them in your heart is somehow *more* disrespectful?,0,0.8722028732299805,TODO 0
-1910,1,b-b-but... he's looks Asian!,cresture,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Xpecial isn't Korean.,1,0.9855232238769531,TODO 4
-1911,1,This guy's life is so relatable.,altgr_01,videos,2016-12,"Mark Zuckerberg - After a year of coding, here's Jarvis. - Streamable",1,0.8694428205490112,TODO 4
-1912,0,*Hale's Own Festive Depression*,Captain_Arzt,tf2,2016-12,"When it's five days until Christmas and we haven't gotten any info on the Smissmas update for this year, or even if there will be one",0,0.9059843420982361,TODO 0
-1913,1,"Yeah, who needs Macon anyway?",u1tralord,CrappyDesign,2016-12,"No, this is all around Warner Robins, GA, to support Robins AFB. It's the state's largest industrial complex, and is basically the only reason that middle Georgia has any economy at all.",1,0.98550945520401,TODO 3
-1914,0,Funny and original comment of the day goes to you!,AwessomePossum,politics,2016-12,Yeah but Clinton emails. This is totally worth it.,1,0.9839915633201599,TODO 3
-1915,0,"I mean, the show does have some high steaks",lespaul123,facepalm,2016-12,I think Netflix got this one wrong,0,0.6401857733726501,TODO 2
-1916,0,Lol you're delusional if you think there's any chance of the republican-controlled house impeaching Trump,dumbflame,AskReddit,2016-12,"If he's not impeached... I give it 75:25 odds he gets impeached by the house, 50:50 odds from there that the Senate convicts him.",0,0.9821935892105103,TODO 3
-1917,1,naaaa pretty sure at least 2 of those are HP.,Dizz422,summonerswar,2016-12,He's probably going atk atk atk,1,0.8012537956237793,TODO 1
-1918,0,Very much so,Mr_Internet_User,xbox,2016-12,I do have destiny but is the rise of iron worth it?,0,0.9243475198745728,TODO 0
-1919,1,Gotta admire them playing to both sides of the aisle,Perkisize_With_Tony,AskReddit,2016-12,Trump's appointee for Secretary of Defense is on the board since 2013.,1,0.8443880677223206,TODO 3
-1920,1,I'm sure this won't get circle-jerky at all,xjimbojonesx,MLS,2016-12,"What is Something MLS Does that You'd Like to See Other Soccer Leagues Around the World Adopt? There's a contingent of fans in US/CAN soccer that want us to do things more like Europe and South America do. While I certainly like some things about that model, let's flip the discussion around. What could the Premier League, Bundesliga, Liga, Serie A etc. take from MLS to make their leagues better in your eyes?",1,0.9847053289413452,TODO 1
-1921,0,Underrated answer.,cahnabis,Rainbow6,2016-12,yes,0,0.9633688926696777,TODO 4
-1922,1,Is this the teaser for the live action ?,wowy-lied,videos,2016-12,Are you guys watching Naruto?!,1,0.7726852297782898,TODO 3
-1923,0,Isnt there a new majority owner now?,BasedGod97,phillies,2016-12,"In some circles, this is not a popular opinion, but the David Montgomery/Bill Giles regime was just terrible with the fans. Clueless. Remember when they told us they were a small market team!? Totally out of touch.",0,0.7282584309577942,TODO 4
-1924,0,and a big ass,zuvielkase,Showerthoughts,2016-09,I didn't know she had a sex tape,0,0.8350316882133484,TODO 4
-1925,1,perfect to counter the pirate meta,ZeoaZ,hearthstone,2016-12,"This Week's Tavern Brawl: Clockwork Card Dealer - Standard Card you draw on Turn 1 will be 1 cost, turn 2 is 2 cost, ect...",1,0.8937007784843445,TODO 1
-1926,0,God damn this is scary accurate of so many women in this bum ass town I live in,price-iz-right,videos,2016-09,"You know she tears it up at karaoke bars on the weekend. But by her third song of the night has drank far too many vodka sodas, causing her motor skills and already less-than-perfect singing voice to take a hit. But she doesn't notice. In her eyes she is a rockstar, she *owns* this room! Those people aren't laughing at her! No, they are enjoying her God given gift to lift spirits simply with her voice. By the end of the evening, when she has tired of beating her pleading friends away (who probably only want her to get off stage to give other people a chance), and her vocal chords are raw, she finds a seat at the bar, and waits for the male suitors to come running. But they never do. Likely too intimidated by her soulful voice; fearful they would never bring enough to the table to impress such a beautiful siren. So she is forced to settle for Big Dan, the resident ""biker"" of the bar, who is no more than a morbidly obese accountant by day, who happened to get a great rate on a used Goldwing.",0,0.946168065071106,TODO 4
-1927,1,That was the real problem there,markowalski,TrueReddit,2016-12,Except for being a woman,1,0.562589704990387,TODO 3
-1928,1,"If only Brees had played big blue instead of Montana, the niners would have another ring.",CrannisBerrytheon,nfl,2016-12,Wow. Downvoted for saying that two defenses that won super bowls are not easy to shred. WHAT A CONTROVERSIAL OPINION. Sometimes the level of circlejerking going on in this subreddit makes it hard to keep coming back.,1,0.8717173933982849,TODO 3
-1929,1,It's almost TOO organic...,CallThemRussians,politics,2016-12,It is very refreshing.,1,0.8789914846420288,TODO 0
-1930,1,He sure seems to get a lot of work done from the golf course in HI on that vacation that we're all paying for...,cribby1531,The_Donald,2016-12,"THIS ASSHOLE IS ON MY LAST F'IN NERVES: Final Hours: Obama Moves To Grant Asylum To 1,800 ""High Threat"" Muslims DENIED By Australia - Conservative Daily Post",1,0.9737532734870911,TODO 1
-1931,0,So this thread,0x7CC,AskReddit,2016-12,"People complaining about how crappy a game is and how evil the company that made it is, threatening to boycott that company, and then pre-ordering their next big release.",0,0.7528518438339233,TODO 1
-1932,1,Pro-Life Republicans are the best people.,EggCouncil,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,"Sucks, they'll probably watch a friend family member die within the next 4 years because of how they voted.",1,0.925814688205719,TODO 1
-1933,1,These Chinese are very dedicated to their hoax,DEEP_SEA_MAX,collapse,2016-12,North Pole to warm to near melting point this week: 50 degrees above normal,1,0.9588919281959534,TODO 0
-1934,1,iPark or Pixel Park anyone,tdatcher,MLS,2016-12,"Report: Facing $6B Deficit, Avaya Weighing Bankruptcy Options",0,0.7513800859451294,TODO 0
-1935,1,Username checks out,idiomaddict,AskReddit,2016-12,"I did personally get rid of one girl though and it's so therapeutic. She'd constantly come into work hungover, take time off to go out every weekend or bully the younger staff into working her late shifts so she could do their early shifts and go out to drink. She was also fucking one of our driving staff while she had a boyfriend (in between fucking 4 different lads whenever she'd go out). One day she asked me to cover for her because she had a problem with her tooth, I did, then three hours later she posted a picture of herself in a bowling alley with a cocktail. Fired the next day. Worth the 10 hour shift I had to work that night.",0,0.7828393578529358,TODO 0
-1936,0,Thanks!,Shadow_DragonPlays,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,Aphex Twin - Xtal,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
-1937,0,Will trade breakout dot matrix for distortion,mr_irrelevant215,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-12,Breakout distortion offers,0,0.5565698742866516,TODO 3
-1938,1,"No no no, The Scandinavians have been masters of minimalistic design since 1357, this cabin obviously reflects that",TheDeltaLambda,RoomPorn,2016-12,I highly doubt it. Reddit loves to circle-jerk everything Scandinavian.,1,0.9869073629379272,TODO 3
-1939,0,"I've enjoyed him, he has outperformed James on my squad",LaichItOrlovIt8,FIFA,2016-12,How is SBC Isco?,0,0.9626405835151672,TODO 0
-1940,1,But Modi Ji is pure like Ganga #votebjp,laptop_gpuquestion,india,2016-12,"""#justBJPthings"" FTFY",1,0.9871319532394409,TODO 0
-1941,1,Driving should be the time to start doing things other than driving.,flimbs,Roadcam,2016-12,Hope that text was worth it.,0,0.6474998593330383,TODO 0
-1942,1,Half Life 3,Tijinga,NintendoSwitch,2016-12,Most Unreasonable Games Wanted,1,0.5355162024497986,TODO 1
-1943,1,You are so racist,polakfury,canada,2016-12,"This is a major problem, you even try to have a civil conversation with some people about this issue and you are called a racist.",1,0.9872510433197021,TODO 4
-1944,1,Really I did not know that,1461DaysInHell,politics,2016-12,"In the cold war, the USSR and the US were *enemies*.",1,0.9758946299552917,TODO 0
-1945,1,At least he didn't say deplorable!,B0BtheDestroyer,worldnews,2016-12,That might be the kindest assessment of American intelligence that I've heard this decade. Thanks Duterte :D,1,0.6276577711105347,TODO 0
-1946,1,You forgot the,fnurtfnurt,australia,2016-12,To clean up labors mess.,1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-1947,1,Because if there's one thing you can say about the Western world it's that we have issues not eating enough!,norsethunders,AskReddit,2016-12,iv actually heard that you shouldn't drink a beverage until halfway through your meal at the least because it will fill you up.,1,0.9843180179595947,TODO 0
-1948,0,"Joakim is just ""...the fuck?""",snakeincup,nba,2016-12,KP and KOQ have an interesting handshake.,0,0.9110118746757507,TODO 0
-1949,1,Nah the media says anyone behind our line is a star....,BonerPossessor,cowboys,2016-12,I just wanna take a moment to say thank you to the 2015 backup QB squad that landed us Zeke!,1,0.9775806665420532,TODO 4
-1950,0,What deck did you use?,kageninja,ClashRoyale,2016-12,12th win in a Challenge (12-1) at the last second! 0.1 sec more and I lose!,0,0.9535928964614868,TODO 1
-1951,0,"Repost of the day more like it, I see this gif posted at least twice a month",Cumminj_91,funny,2016-12,Father of the year,0,0.7562519311904907,TODO 0
-1952,0,The face girls make when I feed them green beans.,undeadbill,aww,2016-12,The face girls make when i tell them i like them,0,0.8680943846702576,TODO 4
-1953,1,"Well hell, I think rainbows are pretty when they form in the sky on a spring day, that must make me an expert on this kind of thing!",Throwawayslider,PoliticalDiscussion,2016-12,"He held a rainbow flag though, and that's what really matters apparently",1,0.9545020461082458,TODO 0
-1954,0,You just let some random stranger that you will probably never talk to again tilt you to hell and back....,masonkbr,Overwatch,2016-12,No shit dude. You caught me making a minor semantic error and pounced on it like a fuckin grammar nazi. Well played. There was no choice before and there is still no choice now. Someone should bake you a cake for your victory today. And I'm the ass here?,0,0.6724971532821655,TODO 0
-1955,0,I independently dicovered Warings conjecture as an 18 year old and even was able to derive the bounds for each power with no way to prove it.,paashpointo,math,2016-12,what interesting/hard mathematical problem's have you solved?.,0,0.9737091064453125,TODO 3
-1956,0,Supreme Court justice.,Whiterabbit--,Ask_Politics,2016-10,"What is the general speculation of what Obama will be doing post-Presidency? Barrack Obama is still fairly young it seems, so it would make sense he would remain politically active. I vaguely remember years ago rumors that he would be interested in succeeding Ban Ki-moon, but honestly have no idea. Has he mentioned of what his plans are for after January 20 2017?",0,0.77388995885849,TODO 0
-1957,1,We aren't going to ban his tweets... How else are we going to get paid?,ibbignerd,jailbreak,2016-12,"I agree with you to a point, but if people just keep reposting it clutters the subreddit, and people like coming here less. Also it's a joke",1,0.9620828032493591,TODO 0
-1958,1,"Come now, we only have two 5* guys committed for next season.",EvanHarpell,CollegeBasketball,2016-12,"It really is insane. And the rest of us have come to expect it, too. Hard to see UK and Duke not being good at this point.",1,0.9647734761238098,TODO 4
-1959,1,What part of child bikini contest isn't Presidential to you?,OdinsBeard,news,2016-12,What about putting them in sexual clothing with loads of makeup and having them dance for similar points?,0,0.9181679487228394,TODO 2
-1960,0,"Why did you respond to me, downvote and not the other two who appear to have posted the exact same thing at basically literally the exact same time?",drivefaster,finance,2016-12,Alright I get it my bad.,0,0.9529664516448975,TODO 0
-1961,0,You are a god.,SPcrusader,starcraft,2016-09,"I think a lot of the gripes about protoss can be explained by the fact that people forget that Protoss units are designed to be twice as strong and twice as expensive as other races' units, especially compared to zerg, which are designed to be cheap and weak. So when you're zerg, and you have an army twice the size of Protoss, you may actually still be quite outmatched, despite it looking more even than it is. That said, I've been wondering about this too. Zerg doesn't seem to have great anti-air options. Terran has goliaths, thors, and Vikings. Protoss has Phoenix and carriers. I feel like zerg doesn't have anything that really shreds through air units though. Mutas seem better in smaller numbers as fly-by shooters. Hydra are good, but they're very squishy. I don't play multiplayer though, so I probably wouldn't know.",0,0.8665960431098938,TODO 0
-1962,0,The crigne this week should be 10% low in the ace part,thegodmom,vainglorygame,2016-12,The price of ~~this week~~ crigne is not dropping.,0,0.8232119679450989,TODO 1
-1963,1,yea really seems like he's trying to get it in too,zampe,gifs,2016-12,Taking out the trash,1,0.7093291878700256,TODO 0
-1964,1,"It'd have to be polled, though.",MinisterRage,2007scape,2016-12,Glorious. I will find the time to do this.,0,0.5514314770698547,TODO 0
-1965,0,"Part of learning cpr for the professional rescuer is using chest compressions with respirations every 15 to 30 compressions, depending on the situation.",mikeyp678,StarWars,2016-12,Doesn't do any good if she's not breathing...,0,0.9815396666526794,TODO 4
-1966,1,Type 4,Hobnail1,WorldofTanks,2016-12,What tanks outmatch the E75?,0,0.7288458943367004,TODO 3
-1967,0,No,ExoticPlaysLoL,summonerschool,2016-12,"Kind of a stretch, but would a Twisted Fate Support be somewhat possible? So recently I've been playing a lot of support (Soraka seems to be fun to play and not too underpowered), but I also do really well at Twisted Fate. Is it possible to have a build allowing to play Support as TF? Besides his gold and red card he doesn't really have many support abilities, but would there be any items to build with him for a more support playstyle?",0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0
-1968,1,"Finally, a useful application for Deep Learning",mommylovesme2,artificial,2016-12,Deep Learning Enables You to Hide Screen when Your Boss is Approaching,1,0.9336925745010376,TODO 0
-1969,0,I offer him the bag of skin He politely declines,pickleman42,DnD,2016-12,"Some out of context D&D for you... ""Good thing she was already dead, else I'd have to find one of my own"" - Our cleric, on the topic of 12 year old girls.",0,0.6747847199440002,TODO 3
-1970,1,"Yeah idiot shouldn't have gone and broke his back, what a dumb thing to do",Priddee,cowboys,2016-12,He should've stayed healthy if he wanted to play,1,0.9875603318214417,TODO 0
-1971,1,"""Oh honey!""",greathearted,The_Donald,2016-12,"They wouldn't be lying so they can give themselves an excuse to act like the monsters they actually are inside, would they? No bad tactics, just bad targets. Another day for libtards.",0,0.9345293045043945,TODO 0
-1972,1,Looks like we were well prepared again!,ricker182,Colts,2016-12,"Gmae Thread: Colts @ Raiders In another must win gmae, the Colts head to Oakland to face the Raiders. With everything on the line, the Colts hope to avoid getting stabbed and take home the W.",1,0.9516660571098328,TODO 4
-1973,1,Gotta get in on that sweet sweet karma,UzukiCheverie,jesuschristreddit,2016-12,I wish people wouldn't be that way on reddit. That thread shouldn't have carried on any farther than that.,1,0.8819317817687988,TODO 0
-1974,1,Yeah but that's because urban blacks use it and make our inner cities gross!,Alfredo18,dataisbeautiful,2016-12,Hey at least our government is protecting us from the real danger. Marijuana. Cause we've all lost so many friends to reefer. Fuck the DEA.,1,0.9870643615722656,TODO 0
-1975,0,"It's not that it's slow, so much as it's just a unbelievable constant slew of meth related busts, occasional murders, and nude people, and honestly it gets pretty boring.",PM_ME_UR_FINE_CHINA,nottheonion,2016-12,"The news must be really slow in Bakersfield for the Reporter to sit down with this Ex Con Gang Banger about his ""theory"".",0,0.974643349647522,TODO 2
-1976,1,It's this the K-hole everyone is talking about all the time?,4-Methylaminorekt,researchchemicals,2016-12,TBH the only thing allowed in that hole is K,1,0.7219934463500977,TODO 1
-1977,1,Dropped your,Teleportingsocks,politics,2016-12,This particular topic is getting old. Everyone literate knows by now that trump is a narcissistic puppet and he colluded w/ putin to impact the US election.,1,0.989599347114563,TODO 0
-1978,0,"Nah brah, we light him up every time we see him",Smitty120,penguins,2016-09,Why? Gibson is way better.,1,0.9809747934341431,TODO 3
-1979,0,"Happened to me, I cried",IWasNeverHere80,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,"Years ago, many years ago, when the iPod first came out, it caused problems. People lost their entire music collections. Why? Because up until the iPod came out, virtually ALL other mp3 hard drive players were just that. A hard drive that played the mp3s on it. People added their songs to the iPod, saw them on the device, figure they were safe, and deleted them off of the computer, since why store it in two places? Then, they would sync with iTunes later, iTunes would notice all the songs are gone, and it would delete all the mp3s that they had just loaded on. Only Apple could make software so confusing and game-changing that it would delete entire folders without asking. Of course, NOW it's a little more clear.",0,0.9148183465003967,TODO 0
-1980,1,Definitely Gold Mario,kirbycolours,nintendo,2016-12,"One amiibo characters gets into Smash Bros, who do you pick?",1,0.6512543559074402,TODO 2
-1981,0,Here's to hoping for a full inbox haha!,dreamchanter,askgaybros,2016-12,"Have you heard about Dickmas? On imgur today, you can post Dickmas day requests on all male selfies and they send you dick pics. (sometimes) Sidenote: I may have made up Dickmas, confessed to it and still gotten more dick pics than I could shake a dick at.",0,0.9673132300376892,TODO 0
-1982,1,Yes I wonder why there isn't a way to scream at your teammates,steelbubble,Prematurecelebration,2016-12,League of Legends does not support voice chat. I can't tell you why because I don't know what new excuses they've made since I stopped playing.,1,0.9834127426147461,TODO 3
-1983,1,"But what hurts more, taking a hit and screwing your teeth up, or the L you take putting while wearing a mouthpiece to play basketball.",kobenoyashi,nba,2016-12,It hurts to fuck up your teeth.,1,0.5186339616775513,TODO 3
-1984,1,That's unreasonable how are people supposed to pay that much for headphones you sir are a madman.,acrylicbullet,funny,2016-09,Spend more than $5 on headphones and you'll be fine. I have some motorolla bluetooth headphones that I picked up 3 years ago for $30 and they're only now starting to fall apart (but still work just fine).,1,0.8918973803520203,TODO 2
-1985,0,For what purpose are you farming Murlocs?,Magicbison,wow,2016-09,Farming the infini-murloc spot and even the NPCs know.,0,0.8856397867202759,TODO 4
-1986,1,I guess you'll just have to deal with it then.,Levyathyn,leagueoflegends,2016-12,The last three chest I've opened have been legendary skins.,1,0.6564368605613708,TODO 4
-1987,0,"oops, ma bad :''c sorry",thepilleum,indonesia,2016-12,haha cruel angel's thesis. ^^^^^^tapi ^^^^^^sayang ^^^^^^sekali ^^^^^^lu ^^^^^^tau ^^^^^^kan ^^^^^^orang ^^^^^^sini ^^^^^^pada ^^^^^^ga ^^^^^^demen ^^^^^^shitpost,0,0.9378454089164734,TODO 1
-1988,0,It's the off season-I'm bored.,SirAlex01,baseball,2016-12,"2 no hitters is easier For 3 grand slams, you need a 15+ run inning, and within that extremely rare inning you need the same player to get 3 home runs. At least no hitters are independent events, so going to 3 isn't increasingly harder like getting to 3 grand slams would be Although both are so improbable it verges on the impossible and not worth considering seriously haha",0,0.8207575678825378,TODO 2
-1989,1,If you take the lead I rage quit,nutterbutter28,FIFA,2016-12,"What is your unspoken rule of Fifa? Mine is if you dab and play like a douche against me, I will do the same.",0,0.7543530464172363,TODO 1
-1990,1,Nah m16 is in supply drops,Spetnaz1337,blackops3,2016-12,Right sub?,1,0.8482005000114441,TODO 0
-1991,1,B-b-but fire Kubiak!,jreilly89,nfl,2016-12,"Kubiak doesn't even call the plays by himself. It's shared between three people (him, the OC, and special teams). That puts the blame on THREE FREAKING PEOPLE MAKING THAT CHOICE.",1,0.986011266708374,TODO 0
-1992,1,Such vibrant culture!,HolyMackerelSapphire,The_Donald,2016-12,The Somali refugees do that (at times) in the US!,1,0.9777752757072449,TODO 0
-1993,0,"Not going to lie, this gif was a spiritual experience for me.",UbiquitousPanda,whitepeoplegifs,2016-12,Emulating the Bodha,0,0.9761226773262024,TODO 1
-1994,0,"Rats, Rats everywhere!",Anarcho-Heathen,guitarpedals,2016-09,Stephen O'Malley of Sunn0)))'s pedal board.,0,0.9446073174476624,TODO 0
-1995,1,And I'm sure you've seen a lot...,SinceIWasYoung,AskReddit,2016-12,lol not from what I've seen!! It's cool tho,1,0.8062124848365784,TODO 4
-1996,0,So if I recall correctly what was happening was when the Sabertooth salmon dealt damage to an aquatic tame it would deplete oxygen of said tame.,Validfears,playark,2016-12,"Interesting. I know the one with the worst symptoms killed some shortly before symptoms appeared, however, some of the others with milder forms did not.",0,0.9760246872901917,TODO 4
-1997,1,"What are you, gay?",TheBellThatSmells,absolutelynotme_irl,2016-12,Absolutelynotme_irl,1,0.7899402976036072,TODO 1
-1998,1,"Nah dude everything a Head Coach says is 100% true, especially coming from Jason Garrett",mintyfresh21,fantasyfootball,2016-12,The Cowboys aren't stupid. They want to win without getting anyone injured out there in a meaningless game.,1,0.98685222864151,TODO 0
-1999,1,"Great success, i want to be just like him",IRAKILLS,Infinitewarfare,2016-12,Trying to be cool,0,0.6865527033805847,TODO 2
-2000,1,It's a white privilege thing.,iPoopHotLava,The_Donald,2016-12,It seems that this young lady is quite the 4d chess player herself.,1,0.8622995018959045,TODO 1
-2001,0,Press F1 and type combatlog,AnosmiacNL,playrust,2016-10,where do I find this combat log?,0,0.8627459406852722,TODO 3
-2002,0,For ideas on new kitchen clutter that works less well that your existing solution?,disposable-assassin,Cooking,2016-12,This is why I subscribe to this sub! Haha,0,0.925123393535614,TODO 4
-2003,1,Is it illegal to post spots in Hamilton?,xWOBBx,canada,2016-12,Add your favorite toboggan hill(s) to this map and help create a crowdsourced toboggan directory!,0,0.6734764575958252,TODO 0
-2004,1,"yeah, Apparition has 1-2 min longer streams",SlowBurnOsu,osugame,2016-12,bigger jumps =/= harder,1,0.9111865162849426,TODO 4
-2005,0,I want to.,TheBlockMagician,SuicideWatch,2016-12,You don't even know me.,0,0.9678401947021484,TODO 0
-2006,1,Ahem... She is an engineer... a software engineer...,mbnhedger,KotakuInAction,2016-12,"Potentially mentally ill dude turned chick who quickly attention whored their way to being the face of victims of GG by pretend a Navy Seal copy pasta was a legitimate death threat, blamed GG for leaving their dog out in the cold which ultimately resulted in its death, and purposefully creating hate messages against herself on Steam. She is a ""game developer"" but seemingly did no work or little work on her game Revolution 60 which breaks the typical trope objectifying women as sex objects by having female characters in skin tight suits. A game that is so bad that MN9 looks like solid gold by comparison, and that she overworked her other contract developer on and then ""fired"" her when she quit because she was going off contract.",1,0.7827380895614624,TODO 0
-2007,0,So where are these impoverished people who aren't working at minimum wage jobs actually working?,armoured_wankball,ShitAmericansSay,2016-12,"Well, he's not exactly wrong as the minimum wage is poorly targeted. Much of the benefit of the minimum wage accrues to workers, mostly teenagers, who don't live in empoverished households. That doesn't mean we shouldn't have one though as the effects of having minimum wage are still not exactly as clear cut as most would like to think.",1,0.566476047039032,TODO 1
-2008,1,The Queen should never be challenged.,ConceptualTrap,politics,2016-12,What a bizarre interpretation.,0,0.7107917666435242,TODO 0
-2009,0,With a camera rolling.,CaddMonster,popping,2016-12,How can I pop this Nose pimple,0,0.9049410223960876,TODO 0
-2010,1,You Islamaphobe.,Byzantium,exmuslim,2016-12,The Real 'Mufti Shah Sadruddin' Exposed?,1,0.980772852897644,TODO 0
-2011,0,Balls.,spamtardeggs,exmormon,2016-09,"Of course Pride and Prejudice is a true story! Just look at how well it captures life in the early nineteenth century! Balls! Horse-drawn carriages! And when Jane Austen wrote the book, she wrote it in secret, and why would someone write a book in secret unless they were worried that they would be killed for telling the truth! \#ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged \#TenderMrDarcies",0,0.9289767742156982,TODO 4
-2012,0,"Someone tell her about the dangers of dihyrdogen monoxide, please.",bomkum,muacirclejerk,2016-12,DAE do the flame test before using a product on your snowflake skin? Boycott Bath & Butane Works!!!,1,0.5146290063858032,TODO 0
-2013,1,Was Ethan just drinking moonshine throughout the podcast?,Leonard_Potato,h3h3productions,2016-12,H3 Podcast #2 - PewDiePie (Felix Kjellberg),0,0.8240199685096741,TODO 0
-2014,0,"MySpace was still relevant, that really puts into perspective how long it's been.",YardRapist,avengedsevenfold,2016-12,"Can't believe it's been 7 years already. I can remember that day vividly. I was at home watching tv when I got a text from my cousin with the headline, and immediately looked it up to confirm it wasn't some terrible hoax. It didn't register at all until I read Matt's post on A7X's MySpace page. RIP Jimmy.",0,0.8478969931602478,TODO 4
-2015,0,The first banner that [Whis](/int) was on... I don't know why because it wasn't that great of a card at release.,tbeezee,DBZDokkanBattle,2016-10,"What was the first card that you tried really hard to get but never did? In preparation of the tsunami of salt that will engulf this sub once Super Vegito drops, I'd like to take a moment to sit back and reminisce about the first time a card eluded us no matter what. So what was yours? Mine STR SSG Goku. He had good links, card art, and his dragon smash is still my favorite super attack in the game, but I still haven't gotten him.",0,0.9499093890190125,TODO 2
-2016,0,"Bullshit Passage Huntsman's Red Phantom JACKASS ^^seriously ^^^fuck ^^^^this ^^^^^guy ^^^^^^motherfucker Shh, Just Listen to the Calming Music Frozen Meiskirts",xRizux,DarkSouls2,2016-09,Area nicknames? What are your nicknames for areas? Nippon Keep Huntsman's Corpse Free Titanite Chunks Shrine of Bullshit Old Iron Weeb Memory,0,0.5372527837753296,TODO 2
-2017,1,"Yeah sure, only gypsies",-Plastic-,europe,2016-12,"Almost third of them are Albanians, and other 10 % are Serbians, which I suppose means opportunistic Gypseys of theirs. I'm not sure how can they even apply for asylum in the first place. And if I understand correctly, they got nice amount of pocket money. It seems Germany is enabling this kind of behaviour.",1,0.9873894453048706,TODO 0
-2018,1,Das fucking gay dude,OneOtherRedditor,SkyWilliams,2016-12,I MET A CUTE GUY AT WING STOP AND IDK WHAT TO DO OKAY SO I HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY CUZ I CANT TWEET IT CUZ PPL WILL GET ALL MAD CUZ WHATEVER BUT LIKE I WENT TO WINGSTOP AND THERE WAS THIS CUTE GUY AND I WAS LIKE OMG AND THEN I LIKE ORDERED AND HE WAS ADORABLE AND SO THEN I ASKED FOR NAPKINS AND HE WAS LIKE HERE AND IM LIKE OMG THEN I ASKED FOR MORE NAPKINS I DIDNT REALLY NEED THE NAPKINS SO THEN HE GAVE ME MORE NAPKINS AND I USED THEM AND MADE A JOKE ABOUT THEM AND HE LOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IM PATHETIC HELP MEE,0,0.6013980507850647,TODO 0
-2019,1,Now its nine year olds,ToonByte,unturned,2016-12,"No, you see, before this subreddit was eight year olds wanting free to play cod, now they're gone and nothing is left.",0,0.6971535086631775,TODO 1
-2020,1,Similarly Trump and NAMBLA.,MC_Fap_Commander,politics,2016-12,"What is so hard to believe that there are plenty of high government officials who abuse children? It happened in the UK with Saville. It happened at that university. Do I need to mention the Catholic Church. If anyone is above the law and unable to be prosecuted, it's exactly the people pizzagate is pointing at.",0,0.8687623143196106,TODO 4
-2021,0,"He's a raccoon in that skin, same with sej boar changing species, Lucian changing race, and rengar turning into a dots champ",darknessbboy,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Is Pickpocket Twitch still a rat or is he a racoon now? Need to settle a debate. Thx for your help.,0,0.7904871106147766,TODO 2
-2022,1,But do the Russians REALLY count as allies?,Karl9133,Warthunder,2016-12,"IS-1, PT-76, ISU-122 :)",1,0.8139506578445435,TODO 0
-2023,1,"Parents, this is why you should cut off your fingers before having kids.",GeekyNinja,pokemongo,2016-12,Child uses sleeping mom's fingerprints to buy Pokemon gifts,1,0.7022557258605957,TODO 1
-2024,1,"Exactly, why charge someone with terrorism instead of golf old fashioned murder?",JohnBrownsRevenge,news,2016-12,"If slashing someone with a knife is already a serious crime, why does it also need to be a hate crime? I'm honestly curious.",1,0.9631479978561401,TODO 2
-2025,1,Women without hijab are all dirty whores and asking to be raped!,SarcasticAce,exmuslim,2016-12,"Also imagine being fed this propaganda from when you were a little girl, and as you grow older they tell you that youll be tortured in hell if you dont wear it. Not to mention all the slut shaming that you'll get. The Hijab is definitely oppressive in its nature IMO.",1,0.9865286350250244,TODO 4
-2026,1,omg really?,ClubSoda,canada,2016-12,"""Liberal"" government.",1,0.9575134515762329,TODO 0
-2027,1,"There's a TE awakening though, good enough",Spammernoob,PuzzleAndDragons,2016-12,"Ad a lead, it's pretty strong, but mediocre when compared to other heart cross leads like Myr. Lower multiplier, lack of heart orb generation, and lack of TE.",1,0.9066197276115417,TODO 1
-2028,1,Chrysler,pet_the_puppy,cars,2016-12,What car brand are you most loyal to and most a fan of? Why? title,1,0.5855915546417236,TODO 0
-2029,1,"If you don't think about it too much her and renekton kit is essentially the same, both got double distance gap closers, AA resets, and an AoE ability that heals.",Roxstar30,leagueoflegends,2016-12,how is this getting any upvotes? this is not even remotely close to being true camille q xin q. xin has 3 empowered hit with a guaranteed knockup on the 3rd one (loweres cooldown of his abilities) camille e xin e. xin e is targeted point and click but its only a slow. its cd also gets lowered by q so its aviable to use very often. just different abilities camille r xin r. cant really compare those 2. the knockback from xin r can be used very differently and also does burst dmg. also gives him resistances camille w xin w. her w is actually way worse. he just gets healing every 3rd hit and also gains bonus dmg and can activate it for attkspeed. this ability is way better (especially in extended fights). her w is hard to land and doesnt even heal much when used on minions camille w slow cant be compared to xin e slow. just doesnt make sense this is just a completely bs post with stupid comparisons that make no sense and arent even correct its also stupid to compare champs like this when they clearly dont have the same role and playstyle and very different strenghts/weaknesses/powerspikes/and so on this post could just be troll tho so ... dunno its reddit,0,0.9623435139656067,TODO 4
-2030,1,"Yes, identifying with a political movement I overwhelmingly agree with and have participated in is bad!",lordx3n0saeon,worldnews,2016-12,"The fact that you think in terms of ""us"" is a bigger problem than anything that has been said.",1,0.9853702783584595,TODO 1
-2031,1,Swiy.... God I hope automod doesn't flip shit at my,lookingaround00,Drugs,2016-12,"I don't deal, every post I made on this account is a lie.",0,0.5020391941070557,TODO 0
-2032,0,I owned every one of them... totally forgot about Myth II!,aproposnix,linux,2016-09,Found some old Loki Linux Games in my closet.,0,0.9494990110397339,TODO 0
-2033,1,Shes less Henry VIII and more Edward VIII,Fummy,ukpolitics,2016-12,"'You're not Henry VIII,' Jeremy Corbyn tells Theresa May | Politics",0,0.7541837692260742,TODO 0
-2034,1,Warum versuchst Du auch freie Meinungsaesserung zu unterbinden ;),quiteamess,de,2016-12,"WAS ZUM FICK, FACEBOOK?!",1,0.6580418348312378,TODO 0
-2035,0,He has literally been voted as the worst among the 30 NHL teams,Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees,penguins,2016-12,Anyone is better than Steigy. There is no one calling professional games that is worse than that idiot,0,0.8335073590278625,TODO 1
-2036,1,"What do you mean by ""these people"" ?",Legally_Accurate,pics,2016-12,Me too! I don't know these people but I want this picture on my sofa table.,0,0.9796087145805359,TODO 2
-2037,1,Who needs those anyways,manymoney2,europe,2016-12,"Meh, human rights are overrated anyway.",1,0.9836102724075317,TODO 3
-2038,1,"I was opposed to government when Obama was in office, but now that Trump is in office, things aren't so bad!",aletoledo,Anarcho_Capitalism,2016-12,"Guys, Donald Trump is president! Leftism is no longer a clear and present danger to liberty! Good job, goys! We can all relax and go back to allowing Marxists take a shit on us. You don't need guns, anyway. Gary Johnson 2020! LEGAL WEED 420!!!!",1,0.8218073844909668,TODO 0
-2039,1,Maybe he should come pout about it on Reddit instead,PunchHerFartBox69,politics,2016-12,What a joke this guy is. Our Precedent Elect is going to spend more time in court than doing anything else.,1,0.782213032245636,TODO 3
-2040,1,you forgot the,maxxtraxx,WikiLeaks,2016-12,"I'm sure they are clean. The RNC isn't corrupt like the dems, and if they are thye wouldn't be dumb enough to put their nefarious activities in writing.",1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-2041,1,Can't believe how disrespectful Roman Reigns is to the kayfabe of staying professional in a wrestling hold around the fans.,bomberman12,SquaredCircle,2016-12,Owens mocks a fan so much that Reigns can't stop himself from laughing,1,0.9465853571891785,TODO 4
-2042,1,I forgot this,warmechanic,MMA,2016-12,That's some TAM level talking there,1,0.9903126955032349,TODO 0
-2043,0,Ayy Thanks!,Nova_496,discordlounge,2016-12,"Beautiful designs Can we just all agree that Shane has produced some wonderful logos for The Lounge, Arcade and Cinema? ***Give that man a high five***",0,0.9721699953079224,TODO 0
-2044,1,Just means you're bad at playing hide n seek.,saltly,Rainbow6,2016-12,Enemy operators names popping up when you get close should be removed I have had a lot of good hiding spots in plain sight waiting for the right moment just to get killed because my name popped up on my enemies screen. I know that it was my name because I have asked how they saw me many times.,1,0.8467591404914856,TODO 1
-2045,0,I see an otter trying to hug a black micro pig,BonquiquiShiquavius,Aquariums,2016-12,My GF thinks our wood arrangement looks like a tiger wrestling with a bear,0,0.9512676000595093,TODO 0
-2046,1,Because this would be the first time that the security of a piece of technology was cracked and sensitive data was stolen from hundreds of millions of people.,groynshot,technology,2016-12,"Even if they are, so what? Don't murder people and big evil racist murdering cops won't have to go through your digital footprints",1,0.9854117035865784,TODO 2
-2047,1,"No way, whites were slaves all this time, I just didn't know",ShillandTroll,politics,2016-12,Michael Savage: Trump Saved White Children From Slavery,1,0.9876247644424438,TODO 1
-2048,0,Look... Look with your special eyes,thedupuisner,PublicFreakout,2016-12,"It's a park. Just because you skate there doesn't make it a skate park. Those were planters and concrete benches. Ever seen a skate park with trees in it? No. Because it's not a skate park. Also, no ramps or rails. There was a handrail in the background, and it was probably a legit handrail for people to grab when they're climbing stairs. Definitely no ramps though so I'm not sure what you're talking about with that point.",1,0.5852246880531311,TODO 4
-2049,1,Ooooh I hope John goes on a killing rampage in this one.,TheDudeNeverBowls,scifi,2016-12,The most unexpected movie for me is the man from Earth sequel. I mean does the first one make money? Although I really like the first one and I can't wait for the sequel,1,0.6153005957603455,TODO 0
-2050,1,that's called a fetish.,SammyDBella,AskReddit,2016-12,"Related - when I pluck my eyebrow hairs, I feel a tingly feeling in my lady parts.... anyone else?",1,0.5889433026313782,TODO 0
-2051,1,But it makes a nice smooth line!,5-s,magicTCG,2016-12,Polynomial N fit is a terrible way to attempt to draw conclusions from data like this.,1,0.829412043094635,TODO 3
-2052,1,-Rolls eyes- I own a bazooka for the same reason,TriWeeklyHero,AskReddit,2016-12,"You do realize that some people *do* own a gun that is only for self defense, right?",0,0.7888860702514648,TODO 3
-2053,1,I am Niantic.,zslayer89,pokemongo,2016-12,Niantic goes on this sub-reddit! Hopefully they here our ideas!,1,0.6015312075614929,TODO 0
-2054,1,It's truly unfortunate that the patriarchy has encumbered women with so many syllables.,Chopstick2U,pcmasterrace,2016-12,"You're talking from the mans perspective, when this is supposed to be from her perspective. The woman is the one doing the act of ""husbanding"".",1,0.9811866283416748,TODO 4
-2055,0,a show on HBO,gloryversuscj,rickandmorty,2016-12,the fuck is Westworld,0,0.8172734379768372,TODO 0
-2056,1,My bad.,namer98,DebateReligion,2016-12,niqudot are for kids.,0,0.873248815536499,TODO 1
-2057,0,Not as deep as your mom,Judonoob,funny,2016-12,That's deep.,1,0.8311742544174194,TODO 1
-2058,1,"Yeah, it's not like there's a difference between premeditated murder and involuntary manslaughter either..",noc-engineer,BillBurr,2016-12,"stealing jokes = stealing jokes, I see no difference.",1,0.9794960618019104,TODO 2
-2059,1,"TECHNICALLY they're not, because they are also currently apart of the United States as it stands.",Faerco,AdviceAnimals,2016-12,If the people commenting in this thread are the future of this country.... God we are doomed.,0,0.8566587567329407,TODO 0
-2060,1,"They were trolling, they didn't get inhib by 14min",SnipesXP,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"Yesterday I played with a Donger and Zyra bot lane. They said ""Just play safe we'll take inhib by 14 min"" Me and my friends we're obviously thinking they were just trolling until 15 minutes and 10 seconds later bot lane lost their inhib after Donger 1v3'd them. Holy shit those guys were absolute monsters.",1,0.7372145056724548,TODO 1
-2061,1,yeah there is also 100% chance that it's negative you cuck,tridentgum,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,I think there is a non-zero chance that he legitimately has dementia.,1,0.9676028490066528,TODO 1
-2062,1,"But it still gets cold during the winter, and hot during the summer.",Peach-e-Keen,todayilearned,2016-12,TIL That the Ozone Hole Has Shrunken by 4 Million Square Kilometers Since 2000,0,0.757698118686676,TODO 3
-2063,1,Just think about it.,TARTmpls,PoliticalVideo,2016-12,What am I looking for?,1,0.5127258896827698,TODO 0
-2064,1,It's not like John Lewis has experience protesting or anything.,piratelordking,politics,2016-12,"Try to kick John Lewis out of a sit-in, Republicans, that will go well.",1,0.9811838865280151,TODO 1
-2065,0,appreciate you,TheDundies77,streetwear,2016-12,Fake. Boost gives it away easy,0,0.9700114727020264,TODO 0
-2066,1,I think you dropped this.,Kadasix,AskReddit,2016-12,Work to cause autism that is,1,0.9896655678749084,TODO 0
-2067,1,Right Exarchopulous is not greek,BI0WEED,WatchItForThePlot,2016-12,She's french not greek but her father was.,1,0.8198267221450806,TODO 2
-2068,1,Looks like TAC and Vic Pol propaganda has some veracity to it.,Kozij,melbourne,2016-12,Driving on New Year's Eve. Last year there was 251 fatalities on the roads. This year so far there has been 291. Carefull out there tonight. There are some crazy drivers on the roads.,0,0.595450758934021,TODO 4
-2069,0,+1 one regular horn and a softer jingle that just means *cough* *cough*,a1b3rt,AskReddit,2016-09,"Cars should come with an ""excuse me, please"" horn and a ""MOVE MOTHAFUCKA"" horn.",0,0.9289708733558655,TODO 2
-2070,1,"""accident""",PatrioticImgurian,GifSound,2016-12,When you found a very disturbing video by accident. (FIXED),0,0.702393651008606,TODO 0
-2071,1,The problem is they didn't have Decisive Strike,PerfectionGamer,deadbydaylight,2016-12,what's wrong with these perks?,0,0.6474894881248474,TODO 0
-2072,1,It's because of the sanctions.,HillaryClintonsPussy,CFB,2016-12,"Ole Miss Hires North Carolina DL Coach Tray Scott in the Same Capacity Per FootballScoop: ""FootballScoop can now confirm North Carolina defensive line coach Tray Scott will be the new defensive line coach at Ole Miss.""",1,0.9474550485610962,TODO 0
-2073,0,looks like visbubble,Devi1Hawk,Rainmeter,2016-12,"what visualizer, do you have?",0,0.9044070839881897,TODO 4
-2074,0,Yea those require a dedicated gaming computer to run.,Ayepocalypse,HumansBeingBros,2016-12,"oh okay. i was thinking of like the Vive or oculus or whatever. are those their own devices, or are do they have an external console as well?",1,0.8961495757102966,TODO 4
-2075,0,Sure changed my hole,whoinventedclown,AskReddit,2016-09,"That sounds like a sweet deal to me. I'd take $50 for receiving some stupid, useless internet hate! Remember that $50 might have changed your whole, and you don't even know it yet...",0,0.6337713599205017,TODO 1
-2076,0,lol r u that poor?,Brass_Buddha,Destiny,2016-12,Destiny Deletes Thread About Welching On A Bet With A Trump Supporter From His Subreddit When CombatEx and Others Agree That If He Makes A Bet He Should Pay It.(links of him initiating/confirming bet inside),0,0.7524714469909668,TODO 3
-2077,1,"I'm mad because blackface, hurrhurrhurr.",Ghosticus,gaming,2016-12,Twin girls with the best costumes at the party!,1,0.9544897675514221,TODO 0
-2078,1,"Ya fix RNG, it's been ruining the game from the start",MarduRusher,DestinyTheGame,2016-10,"Bungo, please fix this shit.",1,0.9804681539535522,TODO 0
-2079,1,"Yeah, nice to have 'wrong side of history' on your resume",sohetellsme,politics,2016-12,Gotta love her analytics.,1,0.9139488339424133,TODO 3
-2080,0,"Because unless you put in a law that says what people need to be able to do with minimum wage, you are only saying the current national argument needs to be moved to each city.",psilorder,TumblrInAction,2016-12,Why is it a million arguments? Each place is responsible for their own minimum wage. Each person only needs to think about the minimum wage specific to their place. But I think a minimum wage is actually a bad thing and there shouldn't be one. But state by state is at least better than federal.,0,0.5977419018745422,TODO 2
-2081,0,Me in church as a kid.,choppingbroccolini,gifs,2016-09,stuck between two realities,0,0.9414700269699097,TODO 1
-2082,0,and i cant get you to accept reality if you believe in lies but you are going to know you are a delusional liar on the topic,KaieriNikawerake,todayilearned,2016-09,I can't help what you choose to believe,0,0.9813926815986633,TODO 3
+1334,0,"there will definitely be refreshes and changes, but they'll be labeled as ""updates""",GenerationBlue,pcgaming,2016-10,Well that is incredibly disappointing.,0,0.9765847325325012,TODO 0
+251341,1,...this polyurethane based aerogel...,masgrada,science,2010-02,This just in: Aerogel is now cheap enough to produce to be used as housing insulation,1,0.5211507081985474,TODO 3
+250401,0,Ignoring Mohandas Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr.,tau-lepton,politics,2010-08,"No civil war, just rich people being ""enlightened"" and sent on their way to a more ""enlightened"" place. Which, historically, is the only thing that has ever changed the world for the better.",0,0.6687950491905212,TODO 0
+1491,0,Maybe because he is such a nut job he doesn't want to talk to others?,kelliwella,creepyPMs,2016-10,This guy's profile stated to message him if 'your not a Nut job',1,0.733940064907074,TODO 1
+249743,1,"Yeah, reducing caloric intake doesn't do anything.",Gerbil_Juice,gaming,2010-11,"I think you meant ""ignorant fat people,"" since diet coke does not help you lose weight whatsoever.",1,0.9867420792579652,TODO 0
+2317,1,"Yeah what the fuck, bombers hacking",skrullyd,summonerswar,2016-09,How?,1,0.9874375462532043,TODO 0
+250934,1,"Since when did places outside of SF, NY or DC matter?",televised_aphid,AskReddit,2010-12,"no, not really. you can in a big city like SF, NY or DC. but most chinese restaurants in the US are not authentic.",1,0.6907848715782166,TODO 4
+1875,0,*mechanical movement,PRETTYFLYFORAWHITEG,VACsucks,2016-12,"He was spraying, someone new came on his screen and he tried to shoot at him. Probably thought the jumping guy was already going to be dead",0,0.7632040977478027,TODO 0
+1512,1,"Well to be fair, when you loose your memory, it's hard to know where to deliver stuff.",JorithZ,pcmasterrace,2016-12,"Well, FedEx lost my i7 and memory... Was supposed to receive an i7 6700k on Wednesday from FedEx along with some Corsair sticks for my build. Well, they decided it was a good idea to change my address at their distribution center without letting me know and sent my i7 to God knows where. The Corsair sticks were apparently sent to my house but never arrived. One package was ""delivered"" at 2:02pm and the other at 2:08pm. Needless to say I'm a little pissed and just venting. The driver is supposed to ""retrieve"" my i7 and deliver it to me today. No word on the RAM.",1,0.6677893996238708,TODO 0
+336,1,"no, that's Nine Inch Nails, but I can understand the confusion.",bigheadzach,westworld,2016-11,*cue the rains of castamere*,0,0.8644848465919495,TODO 0
+1679,1,yeah guys just because someone has all the requisite characteristics of a fascist doesn't make them a fascist,Onlyinmizzou,ShitLiberalsSay,2016-12,"You are describing every fan ever. Hell, Patriots' fans talk the same way about Tom Brady. Just cause he is a Trump Supporter does not mean he is Fascist",1,0.9859441518783568,TODO 4
+249588,1,And I'm sure it will be a heart felt apology and that he really does regret the action taken by his employees... Murdoch just seems to be a good caring guy like that.,skokage,worldnews,2011-07,Murdoch to apologise for hacking scandal,1,0.9830507636070251,TODO 1
+250606,0,"so add this to the list of things its cool to hate: microsoft, apple, dane cook, priuses, twitter.",Anthaneezy,funny,2009-11,"Yeah, screw that site. I hate it because it exists. Fuck the world, too. I'm angry at everything, damnit. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. LOVE ME. ;)",0,0.6514987349510193,TODO 0
+1380,1,Because it worked so well with glow pucks in hockey in the 90s and everyone loved it.,vprakhov,gifs,2016-11,If they made it easy to follow what the fencers are doing I would absolutely watch that.,1,0.986137330532074,TODO 1
+249996,1,"this is such an original submission, i've never seen anything like it, you are so witty and funny.",lrony,funny,2011-11,Registering for classes,1,0.9871205687522888,TODO 2
+250688,1,That's the exact reason I believe in God.,xwonka,pics,2010-11,"I have no idea if you're right or not, but I upvoted you just in case.",1,0.8626117706298828,TODO 0
+251256,1,Mexican Cartel Leader's Daughter's wedding + Daisy Cutter + Promisory note to his friends = WIN Works in Afghanistan right?,m0deth,worldnews,2010-03,Mexican Police Chief DECAPITATED By Drug Cartel,1,0.91306334733963,TODO 0
+251593,1,He's a muslim?,tehjarvis,politics,2009-09,Hmm. Can anyone see any other differences between this president and every other president preceding him?,1,0.8834565281867981,TODO 3
 2083,0,No he's referring to Alton sterling and he is wrong in the assessment of the video.,Qwikphaze,news,2016-09,"I assume you are talking about Michael Brown here? I am pretty vocal about police violence and how cops aren't held accountable and I hate when that case is lumped in with other blatant abuses of power. In saying that there was no video of what happened, multiple conflicting eye witness statements and the DOJ coming out with a report speaking about how the department treated the citizens I can understand why they might be hesitant to believe the investigators version of what happened.",1,0.7809220552444458,TODO 3
-2084,1,What's Battleborn?,Gosumi,Overwatch,2016-09,Funnily enough Battleborn does this.,1,0.7974424362182617,TODO 0
-2085,0,Yeah but only when they're played in Waco,jimmy4k,CFB,2016-10,WVU-Baylor games are always insane and fantastic to watch.,1,0.7979679703712463,TODO 3
-2086,0,DISGUSTING,Otacon_Prime,TrumpForPrison,2016-09,"Trump used $258,000 from his charity to settle legal problems",0,0.689319372177124,TODO 0
-2087,0,Have you seen a doctor about it?,heatheranne,TwoXChromosomes,2016-09,Has anyone successfully overcome Amenorrhea?,0,0.92592453956604,TODO 0
-2088,1,"Gee that doesn't like a monumental difficult task at all, and for such a huge audience as well, what a no risk project it would be!",miahelf,gaming,2016-09,What really REALLY amazes me about VR is that there isn't a mechanic game but for giant robots. I mean seriously. you've got VR and we have people working in fast food and on cars? why not have a giant robot you can pull apart and examine. You open a leg and there's a bunch of made up circuitry inside it. You see all these tubes and batteries and the massive robot is just standing over you. You have to climb inside this really detailed cockpit and pull panels open to make the thing run better. Test fire the weapons and check ammunition. Why aren't they doing stuff like that? Who cares about virtual pool. Let me dismantle a freaking robot with a chain gun on its arm and put a rocket launcher on it instead!,1,0.9864538311958313,TODO 3
-2089,0,And less likely to need that work seeing as they're continually the #1 brand for reliability.,6sicksticks,politics,2016-09,Toyota: Easier to work on than a Ford and made in America.,0,0.9152675867080688,TODO 1
-2090,1,"Feminism trying to sneak it's way through to Brawlhalla, smh.",txtdata,Brawlhalla,2016-09,"Small Big King's Pass What a name. What about ""Prince's Pass""? Or even ""Queen's Pass"". It could be anything similar. ""Royal Pass"" is another one.",1,0.9335883855819702,TODO 3
-2091,1,"I think he dropped this, might help you:",Ze_Bad_Idea,worldnews,2016-09,You are the ones triggered by an article talking about violence against women. Reddit in a nutshell,1,0.9901870489120483,TODO 4
-2092,0,As it was always meant to be,MrPandamania,pokemon,2016-10,"Well that's why they gave you Ash Greninja, so you can lose to Red's Charizard X.",1,0.6378706693649292,TODO 2
-2093,1,"I'm sure he made absolutely certain to not have any ""non-pokemon"" fun as he traveled across the globe",Diablo_Me,pokemongo,2016-09,"I hope you had another reason to be abroad, because if you spent ~15% of median household income in the US on a game, that's fucking stupid.",1,0.9820459485054016,TODO 1
-2094,1,Yeah because fiat has intrinsic value.,subshophero,StockMarket,2016-09,Sounds like a great reason to stay the hell away from these weird coins.,1,0.9871883988380432,TODO 2
-2095,1,"Yes, that is how we are alerted of the best deals on travel, bulk t-shirt printing, and 50 year mortgages.",AdvancedVirus,sysadmin,2016-09,You had a fax machine to fax them?,1,0.9681716561317444,TODO 4
-2096,0,You also hear it when you teleport back it time during the DE EE....fitting,Slicer35,CODZombies,2016-09,He do hear the time bomb noise on shadows of evil when you shoot the shadow man to skip rounds. If we do see it used again I think it will be the same as shadows.,0,0.8282837867736816,TODO 4
-2097,1,"But that elevator RNG, always gets me.",Ereppy,Overwatch,2016-09,There is no luck in this game,1,0.741142213344574,TODO 0
-2098,0,"Yes, op, stop engaging him in text messages; it'll just feed the fire for useless back and forth arguments you initially wanted to avoid.",Mr_Julez,relationships,2016-10,"When you get older, you'll recognize when to stop talking to someone. I don't mean this as an insult, but it's just a life lesson you'll eventually learn. No good can come from speaking to him any further. Your threat about calling the cops on him was not needed and may only have escalated the situation further. Just ignore him and move on. Any feedback or arguments with him will only fan the flames.",1,0.9583615064620972,TODO 2
-2099,1,That's funny because I started a download more than a year ago and it's about 50% complete.,eshaman,australia,2016-10,Australia is downloading 50% more data than a year ago. Over 2 million TB in the last 3 months.,0,0.9088825583457947,TODO 1
-2100,0,And they gave us the replay just in case you missed it.,Ereppy,nfl,2016-09,"""FUCK!"" - Sproles 2016",0,0.6367499232292175,TODO 2
-2101,0,"We get it, you vape.",littlecolt,pcmasterrace,2016-09,First time with 144hz is like seeing a super model after being stranded on an island with Steve Buscemi for years,1,0.7950809597969055,TODO 0
-2102,0,"They did smear shit everywhere, so I guess they're your ex!",Telanis_SWGOH,AskReddit,2016-09,They'd be my ex too if they smeared shit anywhere,0,0.7006118893623352,TODO 2
-2103,0,"I support protesting too, but not physically pushing people who don't agree with your worldview",FuckYourNarrative,todayilearned,2016-10,"People tend to have a problem with fascist demagogues, that's why your rallies get picketed. I'm not condoning violence, but I completely support protesting that buffoon.",0,0.9646929502487183,TODO 2
-2104,0,Love the eyes,Palatz,Drag,2016-09,No padding,0,0.9593359231948853,TODO 3
-2105,1,Many other poor people... so nobody important,MrBooks,politics,2016-09,You're going to find the ability to enforce that without screwing over many other people in the process is a hopeless fantasy.,1,0.9822409749031067,TODO 0
-2106,1,This is impossible everyone knows racism only exists in the US,astro_eng,news,2016-09,Well spoken man responds to racist remarks,1,0.9850377440452576,TODO 3
-2107,0,#E-L-I,jazzyb,CFB,2016-09,PENCIL YA IN FOR TUESDAY,0,0.6364337205886841,TODO 0
-2108,1,Well I guess piracy makes more sense than listening on YouTube.,G0sick,anime,2016-09,"Quite a bit of people solely download music by ripping from Youtube, too.",1,0.8813762068748474,TODO 4
-2109,0,"I might be missing something, but where is the spacebar?",Gurumanlives,MechanicalKeyboards,2016-09,"Trying out some new caps: 1976 looks pretty good on a 40%! (Sebright, now with bonus Miami)",0,0.8903420567512512,TODO 0
-2110,1,You can just use low settings,Kulamiso,pcmasterrace,2016-09,Tri monitor set? Three set to 4K for gaming? I don't think 2 Titan XP can manage this while maintaining stable 60fps in ultra settings.,0,0.7470731735229492,TODO 1
-2111,1,Man I think we forgot the,Ep1c_DvD,pcmasterrace,2016-09,Read my comment above,1,0.9896092414855957,TODO 2
-2112,1,"Yeah, a poor translation of a misquoted statement is surely the best reason to dislike someone on a personal level...",Ehralur,formula1,2016-09,"I've never really disliked a driver before on a personal level, Verstappen might be setting another first.",1,0.9855291247367859,TODO 0
-2113,0,"Nope, they could still finish 3rd in their group I think",Bobblaster3,CoDCompetitive,2016-09,Is team kaliber guaranteed 1st in their pool already? Happy tweeted that they are,0,0.9715089797973633,TODO 3
-2114,1,You don't understand... someone did this in FOOTBALL!,timmy12688,The_Donald,2016-09,"Not sure why this gets so much media coverage. They should just ignore it. He has the right and freedom to do what he is doing, and while some may view it in bad taste, I really don't get what the big deal is. Let him wear his pig socks, let him sit down if he wants... let others view him as an asshole, but this shit isn't news.",1,0.9494686722755432,TODO 0
-2115,1,I <3 naked callzzzzz.,pug_fugly_moe,AskReddit,2016-09,"finance, specifically the securities markets. They can't tell you the difference between put and a call, preferred stock or common, what an uncovered option is vs a covered option, but fuck me, they know it's all rigged.",1,0.500063419342041,TODO 0
-2116,0,Did you get the key back?,TiFaeri,JUSTNOMIL,2016-09,"Lady Susan steals and eats crackers i just remembered a short but characteristic story that shows just how entitled Lady Susan is. that was after we banned Lady Susan wrom working on our apartment but made a grave mistake: we did not get a key back from her. We went away for a vacation for about a week. Got our friend to pet sit for us, told Lady Susan when we go away and get back but didnt say anything about pet sitting situation. (We were young and naive. We learned) Friend decided to crash on our couch as he has a nightmare of a mother too and was living with her at that point. He buys some junk food and, not expecting an ambush, leaves some of it on a kitchen table. Next thing he knows, it's saturday morning, he wakes up to Lady Susan casually letting herself in. He panics, mumbles something to her and locks himself in the bedroom. Lady Susan, never one to be deterred, helps herself to our coffe, enjoys a sigarette and fucking eats poor guy's food, then leaves. When we came back and confronted her about it, she made innocent eyes and said she thought we left those treats for her. She never explained why she was letting herself in without invitation in the first place.",0,0.819212794303894,TODO 0
-2117,1,"Well duh, you have to ban abortion practices, because how else are you going to adopt an anchor baby?",Cordingly,politics,2016-09,"no, they will deport the parents and adopt all the kids, because they're loving, caring people who care about the children. That's why they don't want abortions! And that's why they adopt all the unwanted children who are born to mothers who can't afford them or don't want them. They're really just the best people. very, very smart and very good. The best.",1,0.9877192974090576,TODO 0
-2118,0,That thing is sweet,pinotpie,AwesomeCarMods,2016-09,Credit goes to my buddy in Mexico.,0,0.9004706144332886,TODO 0
-2119,0,Plz stop,Canttouch611,Overwatch,2016-10,OH MY H*CK IT'S HAPPENING,0,0.9210001230239868,TODO 0
-2120,1,"And superman can reverse time by flying around the planet really fast, because that's the way time works.",neoikon,funny,2016-09,Across the universe in less than an instant... as well as backwards through time.,1,0.7942171692848206,TODO 1
-2121,0,"Depends on the jump, are you going up, down, how far down, how many blocks between.",TheRogerC,Minecraft,2016-09,Does Anyone Know the Exact Jump Distance? Does anybody the the jump distance of the player to about 3 or 4 decimal places? I'm trying to construct almost impossible jumps on a server but I'm not very good at parkour so testing is hard.,0,0.9014590978622437,TODO 0
-2122,1,But the king made a face at me.,Wind-UpRabbit,ClashRoyale,2016-09,Which is where people need to learn how to exercise self control.,0,0.52259361743927,TODO 4
-2123,1,Don't you know that streetcars can hop over stuff like rabbits?,KenadianH,toronto,2016-09,it's almost like they're on tracks...,1,0.9842358827590942,TODO 2
-2124,1,Uber is now a glc,FarhanAxiq,malaysia,2016-10,Najib: Regulation of ride-sharing services in-line with efforts to transform taxi service,1,0.5454238057136536,TODO 0
-2125,0,He certainly supported it.,donglol,politics,2016-09,"Go ahead .... I mean trump voted for that war in iraq, oh wait..",0,0.7124853730201721,TODO 0
-2126,0,Vettel will probably say he did nothing wrong because he didnt get a penalty....,_IronClaw_,formula1,2016-10,Ricciardo and Vettel clash,1,0.5750317573547363,TODO 2
-2127,1,Found the vegan,JimmyJam_D,JusticeServed,2016-09,"Do you eat meat? Because you're paying for the systematic abuse and killing of animals for the *pleasure* of eating them. You can meet all your nutritional needs, and in many tasty ways, through plants alone.",1,0.663233757019043,TODO 0
-2128,0,Dry,RskrAcosta,wsgy,2016-09,arizona,0,0.8943648934364319,TODO 0
-2129,1,"I'm using GoDaddy, so nothing to worry about there!",jlobes,webdev,2016-09,"PSA: a single company called EIG owns nearly every major shared web hosting provider. When you get frustrated and change web hosts, you're probably just moving from one EIG company to another.",1,0.6430937051773071,TODO 1
-2130,0,%3,GalacticForces00,worldnews,2016-09,~10% of Syrians are Kurdish.,0,0.9647020101547241,TODO 0
-2131,0,"Not everyone does it every part because of travel, school, etc., usually we get around 10-12 per part, but the list is: an_actual_potato nevikcrn IcelandBestland Wigmaster999 LacsiraxAriscal 19683dw bluesox patkellyrh GloriousBeachead unklphil ThyReformer Andy0132 Poom3619 5556y Pizzarcatto Msurdej mrweista And then the rankings include the results of the community poll.",patkellyrh,civbattleroyale,2016-09,quick question: is there a list of who is power ranker or is it completely anonymous?,0,0.9812206029891968,TODO 1
-2132,1,you got me bro im really whodatmiami,Aether_Anima,hiphopheads,2016-09,this sub is getting so embarrassing,1,0.889449954032898,TODO 0
-2133,1,Probably the mom of the losing toddler mad cause her kid is a little bitch.,maltastic,todayilearned,2016-09,"Right? I mean, just let them be kids.",0,0.734700620174408,TODO 1
-2134,0,The only proper response to this is to start kneeling for the anthem.,redditsucks9000,nfl,2016-09,"Panthers WRs Devin Funchess, Kelvin Benjamin fined for TD celebration",1,0.8907543420791626,TODO 1
-2135,0,"Well, Clinton supporters laugh knowing it's broadcasted live, at least...",_jerky,politics,2016-10,"""I have a great temperament!"" [audience laughs]",0,0.9558702111244202,TODO 4
-2136,0,How can it be *massless*?,DerDiud,AskReddit,2016-10,"You can't say ""a photon doesn't experience time"" because you can't say a photon really experiences anything, because massless particles do not have a valid rest frame as a consequence of relativity",0,0.8830506801605225,TODO 0
-2137,0,Bet in 5 years every one of those girls will have tattoos,cmcewen,FellowKids,2016-09,EVIL Tattoos are #Lame,1,0.7701737284660339,TODO 4
-2138,0,That shit is vagina poison.,OhSoFragile,relationships,2016-09,"Pick up a bottle of vaginal wash at the store while shopping together, and ask her what ""this stuff is for"". Open it, tell her it smells really good. Maybe she will take the hint. If you tell her outright, then she will never forget it, and will forever be weird about it. You will ruin your sex life.",0,0.7567836046218872,TODO 2
-2139,1,"Yeah, Donald wanting to build a wall is worse than some racist black people destroying their community and hunting down whites.",ThurnisH,politics,2016-09,You really think that's prevalent enough to have the same impact on society as a presidential candidate?,1,0.9848173260688782,TODO 0
-2140,0,"Nah man, he would be an excellent geography/pop culture teacher",Ktajj,AskReddit,2016-09,Borat!,1,0.9805991649627686,TODO 2
-2141,0,Added have sw ace and fuji.,cotunneim,OnePieceTC,2016-10,"- **ID: 107.253.184** - **P-lvl: 270** - **Notable Captain(s): Legend Ace, Ray, Doffy, Sabo and Fuji.** - **Looking for: Any of the above legends.**",0,0.982412576675415,TODO 0
-2142,1,Obviously because they are all wearing bikinis in the pic and only Wimin Wimin wear bikinis.,WalkiesVanWinkle,fatlogic,2016-09,Why are they assuming there are no trans or non-binary persons in the photo? How dare they!,1,0.9876183271408081,TODO 1
-2143,0,"Don't forget that we also had a thriving film industry before he took office, now those jobs are all in Atlanta.",evemeatay,todayilearned,2016-09,"The governor of North Carolina. He has done very little to actually help our state and a lot that hurt us in his time in office, from cutting education to letting duke energy (a company he worked for for nearly 30 years) get away with one of the worst pollution disasters in state history to driving businesses out of the state by refusing to stand down over HB2 and now working to indirectly prevent minorities and poor people from voting. To me he embodies everything that is wrong with American politics today.",1,0.9318553805351257,TODO 1
-2144,0,"Right now it's mob psycho, but once my hype dies down probably FMA: brotherhood.",FourWindsMagi,anime,2016-09,Bones,0,0.9770879745483398,TODO 2
-2145,1,Lmao i think you forgot a,mamoox,bodybuilding,2016-09,and they do look womanly,1,0.9897336363792419,TODO 0
-2146,1,But I'm doing 13k damage with hanzo Get on my lvl son,rvnender,Overwatch,2016-09,"I've lost 5 games in a row in plat because people don't pick what's needed... As someone who does best with dps if i can't play dps i pick what is needed, even support. I dont get why people are such egoistic pricks that they can't pick what is needed, if you want to try out heroes you can do that in quick play and not in the first round of a comp match, in the past 5 matches theres been one or two guys every time that they pick something that isn't needed in the first round and then they finally change to what is needed in the 2nd round but by then it's too late, the enemy team has already gotten their momentum in order to win the whole match... And it makes me sad, that people can't set aside what they are best at if that spot is taken and play what is needed. (and if that's support please don't play Ana, if you are going to go solo healer please pick lucio or mercy, please)",1,0.9682857394218445,TODO 4
-2147,0,"This is oddly fitting, since the church teaches that they are the groom and we are the bride.",NuclearCicadas,exmormon,2016-10,"Like an abusive boyfriend, ""Where will you go, what will you do?""",0,0.7831093072891235,TODO 3
-2148,1,A Trump presidency would be a wonderful place where you can do whatever you want with no fear of a war.,RhysPeanutButterCups,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-10,Yes Pence let's start a war with Russia.,1,0.7824982404708862,TODO 4
-2149,1,But we should help those that pollute our environment.,props_,worldnews,2016-09,Am I in the minority that thinks it not our problem that you've made a product that damages the environment. Changing that is the cosmetics companies problem. you made a gamble it didn't pay out why should society have to pay by giving a grace period.,1,0.9867836236953735,TODO 4
-2150,1,"Yeah, fuck people that don't speak English perfectly.",bapo224,LivestreamFail,2016-09,"I'm glad they did it, because the title actually triggered me. I hate it when people say they did something ""on accident"".",1,0.9875636100769043,TODO 0
-2151,0,How much would you pay for a 0.01fv flip ruby?,20sJeeves,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-09,"380 keys hot high tier knives or skins, mid and low tier aswell.",0,0.5230046510696411,TODO 0
-2152,0,TSM TSM TSM,CrimoNx,leagueoflegends,2016-09,"Good attitude, you wouldn't be a proper fan if you would just bandwagon to the next team because yours is underperforming.",0,0.5839245915412903,TODO 0
-2153,0,"I'm sure if they ever do Reverse Flash in a movie, his origin will be explored in depth displaying his motivation.",Princeromy__,DC_Cinematic,2016-09,"I wonder if Eobard Thawne will be the villain of the Flash movie, and who is going to play him. I love the TV series and how they did Thawne there, but I didn't like how they glossed over his origin and motivation.",1,0.9310002326965332,TODO 1
-2154,0,Who gave you the moral authority to dictate to us how we should form our opinions?,that_nast,MGTOW,2016-09,"Women are people, just like you. Don't get caught up in the BS.",1,0.801722526550293,TODO 3
-2155,1,"Now remember: the Gems are all sexless and genderless, so they're not gay space rocks.",TitaniumGavel,stevenuniverse,2016-09,"Rebecca Sugar, Cartoon Network's first female creator, on writing LGBTQ stories for kids",1,0.9771671891212463,TODO 1
-2156,1,"Wow, their singing sounds very much like the OST.",kikou-shou,hamiltonmusical,2016-09,The family who sang Non-Stop is back at it again with Alexander Hamilton!,1,0.7001132965087891,TODO 0
-2157,1,"But, but I thought tough gun laws were supposed to STOP this kind of thing!",StarshipSentinel,ProtectAndServe,2016-09,"Two off-duty Chicago cops shot, robbed for his badge and gun",1,0.9864007234573364,TODO 0
-2158,1,Yes because no legit player would want their computer to be private.,AnonOmis1000,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,"""People"" ? CHEATERS don't want a more intrusive anti-cheat.",1,0.9873718023300171,TODO 2
-2159,1,Fire Chavis!,seaslug1,CFB,2016-09,"Holy shit, why do you throw it twice after getting a 6 yard run when we need the clock down? We're averaging 5 yards a carry and instead you insist on drinking it. Then you stop covering the middle of the field so it is just check down after check down. Fuck zone defense and just get in their face!",1,0.9606961011886597,TODO 0
-2160,1,I don't see the,Nsyochum,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,Inb4 Pronax dropped again,1,0.990108847618103,TODO 0
-2161,1,Didio would be a great choice,drwasheewashee,DCcomics,2016-09,The Rumoured Return Of The Legion Of Super-Heroes...,0,0.8947265148162842,TODO 2
-2162,0,"I feel like the turning animations or ""turn rate"" with WASD keys makes the game feel slower too, smooth and slow instead of quick and twitchy.",Makezuki,BattleRite,2016-09,"my beta weekend impressions and feedback First ill start with the negatives: * As many have stated, the movement speed is a bit low. Upping it by 5% should really help the game feel more fluid. However the main clunkiness (is this a word?) comes from the running animations. I think the running animations are terrible. It's like everyone is walking or running in a pile of mud. I believe that if those animations are changed, then that will help the game look a lot more fluid. * Getting slowed while M1'ing feels very very bad. It might be okay for ranged champions but for melee, it sucks. It's the reason I'm not playing Freya. She doesn't just slow down, but has this terrible marching / walking animation while M1'ing. I feel like I'm gimping myself while holding my left click. I really have that feeling like I will never reach anyone. The reason Croak feels really good is because he's really mobile with the double jump and also his camo stuns with the first hit meaning you won't feel the movement speed slow while holding M1. * Understanding if your skill is on cooldown is a bit hard. I know that a little popup comes next to your character telling you how many seconds are left but I think the popup is too small. Continuing with the positives: * Battlerites are an awesome addition to the game. I constantly feel like I am adapting to the enemy team by picking different battlerites every game. Love it! * The game is really exciting to play and I really couldn't stop playing during the weekend. TL;DR Overall I really like the game but feel like the walking/running animations are terrible and they really stand out where everything else in the game is lovely.",0,0.9713537693023682,TODO 0
-2163,1,"that's hard, it's better to just kill the poors and addicted scum of the country.",HighOnPotenuse-,worldnews,2016-09,So invest in free birth control instead.,1,0.9878738522529602,TODO 0
-2164,1,I can't wait to see jatt's twitter analysis.,Viktavious,leagueoflegends,2016-09,Can't Wait To See Korean Bootcamp Streams :),1,0.9062165021896362,TODO 0
-2165,1,What a wonderful idea,Aimless_Drifter,india,2016-09,"As Rajan departs, RBI opens door to Islamic finance",1,0.9636216759681702,TODO 2
-2166,1,cuz there are some kids who are not yet men here,iNeroSurge,malefashionadvice,2016-09,Why is this forum called malefashionadvice?,1,0.690056562423706,TODO 1
-2167,1,Everybody who doesn't want illegal immigrants is a fascist!,Midnight_Overdose,worldnews,2016-09,I know right... Fucking alt right fascists all over r/worldnews.,1,0.9866428375244141,TODO 2
-2168,0,My face when I see your art.,_Dragon_King_,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-10,Awestruck!,0,0.8402886986732483,TODO 0
+251239,1,Thanks for the help,tendonut,linux,2009-10,"Yes, but it depends.",1,0.7409301400184631,TODO 4
+250360,1,"Because certainly the only unbiased and neutral source would be Al-Manar, the Hizz media arm, right?",foopirata,Israel,2010-12,What does that have to do with it? I am talking about the Israeli army.,1,0.9871116280555724,TODO 2
+251527,1,"It's a valid defense if you're american, isn't it ?",catOrmOuse,politics,2010-04,Following orders is not a valid defense. Remember Nuremberg?,1,0.7568433284759521,TODO 2
+1373,1,WOW JIJ BENT ZEKER VOOR LAGE STRAFFEN MET DIE D66 REGTERS HE,Kamikaziepiloot,thenetherlands,2016-11,"Ach, ik ben ""links langharig werkschuw tuig"" tegelijk met een progressief liberaal randje. Mijn stem zweeft altijd ergens tussen SP, Groen Links en D66 (ja, D66. Ik zei het. Kom maar met die haat!)",1,0.867287278175354,TODO 0
+1952,0,The face girls make when I feed them green beans.,undeadbill,aww,2016-12,The face girls make when i tell them i like them,0,0.8680943846702576,TODO 4
+251508,1,"Yeah, no one visits youtube anymore.",edward2020,technology,2010-03,"That would cost at least a few million to develop. And then you better have a much better engine than Adobe itself or Apple will not accept it (and rightly so). After that you will need to keep it up to date. Finally, you would discover there is little real demand for it, with such a small screen and flash being predominantly used for annoying ads. In short, not a good business proposition.",1,0.9874839186668396,TODO 0
+248,0,Smh people Scatter Arrow is from Genji,bluesinnoh,Smite,2016-11,"Scatter Arrow one shotting squishies is the most BS thing in the game, needs a rework",1,0.864327609539032,TODO 2
 2169,1,I'm dying laughing.,VeganBigMac,atheistvids,2016-09,Here's the original German version of this song: SCHMETTERLING!!!!,1,0.8464266657829285,TODO 0
-2170,1,"I'm sure the plastics and computers of a 2000+ Camry would be useful, relevant, and intuitive.",Dudestorm,cars,2016-09,"Probably a model A or something like that, any recent car would be impossible to manufacture 100 years ago.",1,0.9717108607292175,TODO 1
-2171,1,"*""I'm so different and mysterious""*",MyUsernameIs20Digits,Tinder,2016-09,"All green flags here, move along",1,0.9686923027038574,TODO 2
-2172,1,"Yeah, especially at parties",MyUsernameIs20Digits,Tinder,2016-10,You sound like fun,1,0.8730195164680481,TODO 2
-2173,1,if clg as 4th doesnt deserve to go then why doesnt skt get flak for going as 4th obviously kr's 3rd would be much more optimal,holycowbbq,leagueoflegends,2016-09,are you seriously comparing clg to skt?,1,0.9119194149971008,TODO 0
-2174,1,Too bad he has internalized racism.,noploop,The_Donald,2016-09,Distressed citizen who is fed up with black-on-black crime shuts down Black Lives Matter movement in one minute.,1,0.9440690875053406,TODO 1
-2175,0,Go into the book and get the armor box again and then infuse it back up,IISycHII,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,"I accidently deleted the days of iron gauntlet for my hunter, Can I get it back?",0,0.9515503644943237,TODO 2
-2176,0,"It's gotta be asked, why is this a thing rather than just providing a patch for repo inclusion?",JoshStrobl,SolusProject,2016-10,Quick & Easy: Compiling PartClone on Solus Linux (Guide),0,0.9821450710296631,TODO 0
-2177,1,Fair and Balanced amirite?,foolmanchoo,politics,2016-09,Fox Paid Roger Ailes Twice As Much As The Woman He Allegedly Harassed,1,0.9830143451690674,TODO 0
-2178,0,that's spot on,FixUntilBroken,starterpacks,2016-09,"Don't forget the ""I don't like to get involved in political arguments but this needs to be shared"" comment on everything political they come across",0,0.9107575416564941,TODO 0
-2179,1,I didn't see anything wrong with his comment I just downvoted because I'm a cutfag,boobie2424,NSFW_GIF,2016-09,From now on can you read all your comments out loud before posting them?,1,0.9006723165512085,TODO 2
-2180,1,Whoop dee fucking doo,Probity3,CODZombies,2016-10,"PSA: Apothicon Servant is full auto Most people know that the Ray Gun is, some know that the Wunderwaffe is, but not many know that the Apothicon Servant is full auto. Well done if you knew all of the above :)",0,0.9272798299789429,TODO 0
-2181,1,"I was told F-16's are good to start with, too.",highspeedlowpass,flying,2016-09,I've been told (by an aerobatics old timer) that the pitts is the perfect starter plane.,0,0.7521904706954956,TODO 1
-2182,1,Your logic isn't welcome here.,OscarPistachios,Showerthoughts,2016-09,"Yah but you guys are all missing the point of why there's a minimum amount for free shipping. Amazon has to draw a line somewhere to make it worth it on their end to give you the free shipping, which they decided to be (what is it, $49?). If they let you just add a donation, what would stop you from getting free shipping on a $5 order and donating $45 to charity? They wouldn't see any of the money so it wouldn't make sense to do that from Amazon's perspective. I do agree that they should give you an option to donate but it's just not practicable to allow a donation to add you up to the minimum free shipping requirements.",1,0.9711597561836243,TODO 2
-2183,0,So level 4 is a player who thinks his opponent thinks he knows what he thinks he has?,twoshoesonesock,poker,2016-09,"Your friends are level 0 players. They play what they feel are good cards and bet randomly in weird spots basically because they don't know what to do. The way to beat a player like that is to play level 1 play. A level 1 player plays tight and aggressive but the key word is tight. Only good cards, minimum bluffs. The way to beat a level 1 player is by level 2 play. A level 2 player makes his plays based off what he thinks you have. Uses his read for 90% of all situations. To beat them is level 3 play. A level 3 player plays based off what he thinks his opponent thinks he has. It goes on and on and on. You must only go up 1 rank when trying to beat someone. Level 2 play doesn't work against a level 0 because you have no idea how to narrow their range. Level 3 play doesn't work against level 1 because the level 1 player isn't reading he's playing his cards. It's easy to practice and once you pin a number on someone it makes keeping track of play styles easier which in turn makes your reads more efficient.",0,0.8435268402099609,TODO 4
-2184,0,"If you post a screenshot, someone ought to be able to either figure out where you are or tell you that you aren't on Earth.",FightingUrukHai,civ,2016-09,"Really stupid question, which map is planet earth? Just played ""earth"" and after about 60 turns of exploration none of the landmass seemed recognizable, dont know if im just being stupid or what",0,0.5778011083602905,TODO 0
-2185,1,Skrillex has it,LynchMaleIdeal,skrillex,2016-09,Slushii has it. Tom has it.,1,0.5456243753433228,TODO 0
-2186,1,You need more courage,PiThePirate,funny,2016-09,Give me tangled cable any day,0,0.5929068326950073,TODO 3
-2187,0,Reminds me of an episode of X-Files about a cursed doll.,PecanLoveNubble,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-09,That's terrifying,0,0.9699315428733826,TODO 1
-2188,0,"No, because Assange never promised when the 2nd dump would be released.",SooperModelsDotCom,conspiracy,2016-09,Anyone else getting tired of these promises?,1,0.7529598474502563,TODO 0
-2189,1,And Muslims sects haven't been fighting each other since the prophet died,Adrewmc,politics,2016-09,"White Christians you mean... and only a select few. White Christians are race traitors that have perpetuated Abrahamic sexism and racism among other things... Defending cult behavior ends up becoming a failed cause. The funny thing is, they would have more power if they actually got along with one another. Southern Baptists, Evangelists and Mormons have a lot in common for example, yet they don't usually talk to each other.",1,0.7651793956756592,TODO 0
-2190,1,Isn't that a copywrite?,dilladog,WikiLeaks,2016-09,"Julian Assange proves Hillary Clinton ""is lying"": 22,000 times she received cables with ""C"" in brackets",1,0.6464583873748779,TODO 0
-2191,1,"Yeah, he was probably an atheist or Catholic.",AdventureMatt,worldnews,2016-09,This article doesn't mention religion?,1,0.9251962304115295,TODO 3
-2192,1,I think this guy is using internet explorer,as0rb,CODZombies,2016-09,Shield parts and buildables?,0,0.5485425591468811,TODO 4
-2193,1,Internet Explorer Master Race,as0rb,CODZombies,2016-09,Got this just in time,1,0.7463542222976685,TODO 3
+251262,1,A parsec is also a measure of distance,iofthestorm,politics,2010-02,He meant to say 12 parsecs.,0,0.8605653643608093,TODO 4
+617,0,Olson.,Singitonetwof,nfl,2016-10,Jacksville Y U BOOOOOO???,0,0.7181288599967957,TODO 0
+251165,0,"Misogynistic, why am I not surprised.",jemenfiche,programming,2009-02,*So a person from trade school cannot be interested in their field.* That's not what I said. It's worse reasoning with you than a woman pms'ing. For chrissakes.,1,0.8788635730743408,TODO 0
+1734,0,They should label themselves Anti-abortionists because is the only thing they support.,Galphath,childfree,2016-10,"Good article about why being ""pro-life"" is bullshit",1,0.6512973308563232,TODO 0
+141,0,I think Petco is great,Surreal_Effect,Padres,2016-11,"1. Theo is locked up for a long time with a fat salary. He could work for any team he wanted, but he signed an extension. 2. The shitshow is being turned around. Did you think someone could just flip a switch and make us perennial championship contenders? 3. Preller isn't trash, I don't know of you've actually been paying attention to what he does. Preller is a great GM. 4. Fowler is a good owner, he is willing to pony up cash for the team. The only downside is that he talks a lot about the team's performance, but I'll take it if it means we have a dedicated and invested owner. 5. Petco fucking blows now",0,0.56557697057724,TODO 2
+717,0,*heavy mouth breathing *,waff1ez,trashy,2016-11,Now this is just all kinds of trashy,0,0.931221604347229,TODO 3
+250789,1,Sexual harassment is hilarious under the right circumstances!,Gothiks,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-07,"Now, imagine if a father-in-law had done this to his daughter-in-law...",1,0.9825531244277954,TODO 2
+251171,1,"You guys are completely lost, God obviously made that toast.",KableKiB,atheism,2009-02,atheist toast,1,0.9565088152885436,TODO 4
+2323,0,"I'd like to know whether this benefits directly or indirectly every citizen, why, why not and how",PuffTheDwagon,europe,2016-09,"Do you want the crazy left 'corporations rule the world' version or the crazy right 'shut up you idiot, liberalize and deregulate all the things' version",0,0.9806874394416808,TODO 3
+250199,0,"Fuck you asshole, a massively disgruntled former Apple customer who got sick of paying a premium for a crap computer in a shiny box.",daveisgay,geek,2011-10,Thanks for changing the cell phone industry.,1,0.8607527613639832,TODO 0
+249387,1,Yeah because reddit is such a minuscule community that no one you see would ever be on here.,geekgirlpartier,AskReddit,2011-09,The guy next to me is on reddit. What do?!,1,0.9865167140960692,TODO 3
+251028,1,Reddit: Open minded and judgment free.,kinneys,atheism,2009-07,The irony is overwhelming.,1,0.8898985981941223,TODO 3
+250212,1,"I don't understand how my parents bought a house for $19,000, yet mine is $500,000",RazsterOxzine,politics,2011-07,"The End of the American Dream: -""There will be more children in the US this year with bankrupt parents than divorced parents."" -""Our national myth is changing, whereas hard work was once seen as the route to prosperity, now the best people can hope for is a lottery win.""",0,0.8167526125907898,TODO 3
+249682,1,Was this the picture from that yearbook they recalled?,atomic811,WTF,2011-06,These aren't my headphones!,0,0.6211348176002502,TODO 0
+89,1,"Thank you, random baseball fan \#33, for mansplaining",Beeb294,TumblrInAction,2016-11,"A backwards K indicates the batter went down looking, instead of swinging.",1,0.922599732875824,TODO 1
+251109,1,"You should know the bombs would only hit the evil Iranians, not the good ones!",IndustrialEngineer,politics,2009-06,How strange is it that many neocons feigning concern for the Iranian protesters advocated dropping bombs on them a few months ago?,1,0.9869340658187866,TODO 1
+2117,1,"Well duh, you have to ban abortion practices, because how else are you going to adopt an anchor baby?",Cordingly,politics,2016-09,"no, they will deport the parents and adopt all the kids, because they're loving, caring people who care about the children. That's why they don't want abortions! And that's why they adopt all the unwanted children who are born to mothers who can't afford them or don't want them. They're really just the best people. very, very smart and very good. The best.",1,0.9877192974090576,TODO 0
+250708,1,"Don't worry, they're most likely brown and/or muslim so it's not like they are people",KaizerZozay,politics,2010-10,"and all you have to do is kill somebody, what a bargain!",1,0.9881117343902588,TODO 2
+1851,0,### wat.,Hunterlanier03,AskReddit,2016-12,"#I LIKE TO DRESS UP IN DRAG WHEN I'M OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. #I DRESS LIKE A WHORE, WITH THE HIGHEST HEELS I CAN WALK IN, THICK MAKEUP, A LONG BLONDE WIG, AND A SKIRT OR DRESS WITH EITHER TIGHTS OR JUST UNDERWEAR UNDER IT. #WE GET HONKED AT NOW AND THEN. BUT SHE'S ENVIOUS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GET HONKED AT ALONE.",0,0.9818744659423828,TODO 0
+606,0,"I looked and you are right, he spends about half the year here, as an accountant in DC.",jomamagain,The_Donald,2016-10,He's lived in the US long enough to become a citizen.,0,0.962546706199646,TODO 4
+250106,0,"I only played red/blue, so this might be out of date, but: * *If* you get a traded Pokemon from a friend, *and* * it had a high-ish level, *and* * you hadn't received a badge (from a gym) that would let you control a Pokemon of that level that Pokemon wouldn't obey your commands.",more_exercise,comics,2011-01,"I thought they would not obey you sometimes? Maybe I am confusing it with the tv show too much. I think it is just that they have been breed for so many generations that they are breed for so many generations that the ""wild"" pokemon are descended from captive ones. It seemed like there were really wild pokemon in the tv shows that wouldnt listen to anyone/be captured.",0,0.9840532541275024,TODO 1
+250836,0,It's so important that everyone's using it!,vegittoss15,programming,2010-02,[evidence needed],1,0.985146462917328,TODO 0
+736,0,Or is it the other way round?,tam_bram,india,2016-11,Hugh Gerection always gets me.,0,0.7552424669265747,TODO 3
+249334,0,"awww... you poor, poor victims.",schnuck,worldnews,2009-05,This is hilarious. It's a blatant lie because you need a pin. But just funny that anything bad that happens to these people is a Jews fault. This is really just evidence that you should never take these Palestinian started stores as true.,1,0.9851937890052797,TODO 1
+250998,1,Nah...grounding is for pussies.,MeanMotherHubbard,DIY,2010-11,"None of the light switches in my newly constructed house are grounded. Problem? House was built new 2 years ago. A light switch recently cracked so I replaced it. When doing so, I noticed that none of the switches in that box were grounded (nothing attached to green ""ground"" screw on the switches. Only two wires on each switch -- black and white.) I started checking other switches and found that none of the light switches in the house are grounded. How serious is this? Should I even worry about it? Is it a code requirement in the US for them to be grounded? How much time/money am I looking at to go back and have the switches grounded? It's a fairly large house with lots of light switches.",1,0.9733424782752992,TODO 0
+679,0,"Looks to me it is between Mexia and Waco, but then again I also feel like I am taking too much time analysing (pun intended) a man's ass.",schmak01,CFB,2016-12,"The Whataburger stickers are great. I feel they missed a chance on the pants to make Waco or Austin be in the butthole of the pants. If you're going to make a pant-map, that's a prime opportunity missed to dig on your rivals. Instead it's wasted on Corsicana/Athens, which I'm pretty sure is Aggie territory.",0,0.9553027749061584,TODO 4
+2073,0,looks like visbubble,Devi1Hawk,Rainmeter,2016-12,"what visualizer, do you have?",0,0.9044070839881896,TODO 4
+249971,1,BUT O NOES IT HAS SOCIAL NETWORKING THAT I CAN'T REMOVE.,zwaldowski,linux,2010-10,Ubuntu 10.10 RC scores close to a ten,1,0.9567004442214966,TODO 2
+7,0,Oh my God I was replying to Billy,Kgb725,movies,2016-12,He wants to see what her insides look like lol,0,0.8889668583869934,TODO 0
 2194,1,lol should've taken the left hand scrub XD,TheGuyWhoIsSitting,bindingofisaac,2016-09,:) I love this game,1,0.956260621547699,TODO 3
-2195,1,Courage comes in 3 flavors: -Wireless for $159 -Lightning enabled for $29 -Adaptable for $9 Please don't question and just accept it.,Oxzyde,apple,2016-09,"Apple needs to buck up and own the iPhone 7: a rant from a fairly passionate customer. ""Oh, we're going to make it with just a lightning port. But here's an aux dongle just in case."" ""Oh, we've got this awesome jet black color. But it scratches easily so you may want to put a case on it."" Just OWN IT, Apple! Geez! Quit being a bunch of pansies and own it! Since when do Apple products come with adapters and warnings? What happened to the confident Apple that just made changes and tried to convince us why it's better? And you can't say Steve Jobs died because since then, they've made the 12"" MacBook with only a USB-C port. No dongles. No adapters. Just oohs and aahs and ""this is better."" I don't care if you make changes for better or worse. I'll decide if I want the product or not. But freaking be confident in your product and don't backtrack.",1,0.570593535900116,TODO 3
-2196,1,You wouldn't want aggro to be made viable right?,schwiggity,magicTCG,2016-09,"You know, incase you wanted some more 2/3s",1,0.9067474603652954,TODO 2
-2197,1,"Oh yea, the Honda Accord CVT is trash but the transmission in the Ford Focus is fantastic!",wk87,askcarsales,2016-09,"Avoid ANYTHING with a CVT. It won't have that ""get-up and go"" torque you need unless it's a V6 or I4-T. Try out the Ford Focus. Very nice handling, accelerates pretty good for a compact, gets competitive mpg.",0,0.8163223266601562,TODO 0
-2198,1,cuz you need 16 champs to play ranked so they used wukong to stop noobs from playing,trulyascumbag,2007scape,2016-09,Why is wukong on that door ?,1,0.930784285068512,TODO 3
-2199,0,"I run Surly Nate 3.8 on snow days :) But yeah, studded tires are probably what you want.",biekden,COBike,2016-09,What tires do you run in the winter? Hey! I commute about 7.5 miles into downtown and was wondering what tires you guys use for the winter. Thanks!,0,0.9166066646575928,TODO 4
-2200,0,"I'm pretty sure Samsung will take care of you whenever, I would just wait and swap it.",donktastic885,samsung,2016-09,"Return Note 7 End Date Does anyone know when the last date to return the Note 7 for a refund is? I can't find anything and I'm still trying to decide what to do with this phone. I'm a little gun shy of Samsung after this, so I was debating on waiting for another phone to come out.",1,0.7484151124954224,TODO 1
-2201,0,"Ditto, from Morth Carolina!",IDontReadToS,AskReddit,2016-09,"Thanks, from Mew Jersey!",0,0.9685574173927307,TODO 0
-2202,0,Rick Synder can suck some donkey balls.,VapingLiterateWolf,politics,2016-09,"After court threat, Mich. removed Flint's power to sue",0,0.8288314342498779,TODO 4
-2203,0,Hilary's entire life has been about helping others so stfu a*swipe,SgtPeppersDrPepper,politics,2016-09,Hillary loves charity so much she travels around the country collecting huge amounts of money from big businesses and gives it to herself.,0,0.5233615040779114,TODO 4
-2204,1,Nah I'm just Californian,matta997,ProtectAndServe,2016-09,You are too kind to be a politician,1,0.5021659731864929,TODO 0
-2205,1,It was courageous!,ymmot7,headphones,2016-09,"The adapter isn't that huge a deal. Not being able to listen to music and charge at the same time on the other hand, sucks ass. Especially in the car. And they didn't give a good explanation on why they got rid of the headphones jack.",1,0.6198095679283142,TODO 0
-2206,0,The uncut version of course.,1UP__VOTE,OldSchoolCool,2016-09,Braids of Glory,1,0.8780117034912109,TODO 4
-2207,0,"Being rude to waitstaff, retail or other people in a service industry.",sexapotamus,AskReddit,2016-09,What is a relationship deal breaker for you?,0,0.9174865484237671,TODO 0
-2208,1,Install a keylogger....,WOLF3D_exe,sysadmin,2016-09,"How much keys did I press today? Low quality post alert (sorry, it's friday). Does anyone knows if there is software available to know how much keys you have actually pressed on your keyboard in a specific time period? Looks fun to know I think.",0,0.8380594253540039,TODO 0
-2209,0,"Wasn't arguing that at all, just filling the blank for ya.",boardentity,hearthstone,2016-09,Thats not a mage card. You can never count on being offered one during draft.,0,0.9823731184005737,TODO 1
-2210,0,Now there's a theory to go with until something better comes along.,rat-biker,MGTOW,2016-10,"(joke?) When you neuter animals sometimes they have a sexually dimorphic change in weight. If you have a female wookie chemically neutered with birth control she might start growing hair in funny places and gaining weight. Whereas the male wookie loses hair and becomes skinny when the overweight, hairy female busts his balls.",0,0.7318843007087708,TODO 2
-2211,1,"Yeah, no one ever talks about Ace Ventura.",TashaLou96,AskReddit,2016-09,Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,1,0.9874475598335266,TODO 3
-2212,0,Cause people don't like Cam,StateFan24,nfl,2016-09,That defender launched himself into cam's head. How can anyone try to defend this? These plays have to be removed from the game for it to survive in the long run.,1,0.8072416186332703,TODO 2
-2213,0,"So... The next generation will be all inbred, and will be killed by their inevitable stupidity.",jonsconspiracy,worldnews,2016-09,This tortoise had so much sex that he's 'saved his entire species',1,0.7402522563934326,TODO 1
-2214,1,Does that even count?,Ali_Safdari,worldnews,2016-09,Prince.... Of Wales!,0,0.5554801821708679,TODO 0
-2215,0,/thread,jb_trp,asktrp,2016-09,so why not just do that instead,0,0.8722752332687378,TODO 1
-2216,1,Insider trading,Blue10022,Eve,2016-09,Glad I sold my lot of 250 of them a week ago lol.,1,0.5379041433334351,TODO 0
-2217,0,Tan(60) * 500 works,beefsticko,ACT,2016-10,How do you solve? I just did the 30-60-90 rule,0,0.9456748962402344,TODO 1
-2218,1,"Yeah, definitely a conspiracy.",RealityIsMyReligion,legaladvice,2016-09,"I strongly advise against selling them or using them. The person leading it wants SOMETHING from you. We don't know what it is yet, but selling it seems like something they'd expect.",1,0.9874904751777649,TODO 0
-2219,1,This guy really goes all out; Setting his house on fire just to cover up?,Mogwoggle,relationships,2016-09,"Well, it turns out there was a good reason. He dropped by about ten mins after I posted. His house caught fire. There are more details in the updated OP. As for the dinner with exes part, I think it depends on the people involved. I myself catch up with old boyfriends. We are legit friends whose relationship just didn't work out, and it turns out we are better as friends. I said annual, but really they just meet whenever. It just happens to be roughly a year apart when they do. He hadn't given me reason to be suspicious of her previously.",1,0.8503074645996094,TODO 4
-2220,0,Practitioners of identity politics.,hosemaster,politics,2016-10,"My favorite is ""The Regressive Left."" What the hell is that, anyway? Your candidate's campaign slogan is ""Make America Great Again"" - *literally* a regressive statement - and you're caling other people ""regressive?""",0,0.8606454730033875,TODO 4
-2221,0,"HAHAHAHA, try 200 dollar access codes at a fucking *community college*.",Graminoids,AskReddit,2016-09,fuck you and your 58 dollar access code (and this is in a 100 level business class),0,0.9032164216041565,TODO 0
-2222,0,hey sir its me ur brother you wont make it,rcametro,DotA2,2016-09,We will my brother... someday,1,0.7482169270515442,TODO 3
-2223,0,"Yes, and all it displays is a black screen when i launch it through the homebrew launcher, is there a fix to this?",TheLordArnoldcoolful,3dshacks,2016-09,"That's weird, mine works perfectly. Do you launch it through the homebrew launcher? ^^lol ^^we ^^have ^^the ^^same ^^2DS",0,0.9636952877044678,TODO 0
-2224,1,Imma downvote you for your post to get collapsed!,throwaway858165304,AskReddit,2016-09,Everybody has the right to say their views. It's wrong to censor people you disagree with.,1,0.9391452670097351,TODO 0
-2225,1,911 was an inside job.,neocatzeo,movies,2016-09,Consider the possibility they posted it,1,0.9744704365730286,TODO 1
-2226,0,A poor system that's easily manipulated.,Emosaa,worldnews,2016-09,thats what upvotes/downvotes are for,0,0.88996422290802,TODO 1
-2227,1,Everyone knows those who hate racists are the REAL racists!,041744,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,Trump won the nomination by running a campaign of explicit racism. Are we really going to pretend like that didn't happen?,1,0.9873235821723938,TODO 3
-2228,0,Arpaio has been charged with a crime himself.,OtroGatoGordo,politics,2016-09,Are there not criminals in your own county that need your attention?,0,0.9409655332565308,TODO 2
-2229,0,Yes but isn't the Rift an enthusiast device too?,Octillerysnacker,Vive,2016-09,"It's hardly a surprise, it's an enthusiast's website",0,0.7067508697509766,TODO 0
-2230,1,Gahmen worker get big stax by working their ass off doing honest to country work,Muggerchugger,singapore,2016-09,"The old adage comes to mind ""no one ever gotten rich doing honest work"".",1,0.9679223299026489,TODO 1
-2231,0,"If you're that close, why don't you just walk over and ask the firemen?",hipsterrobot,astoria,2016-09,Anybody know what's happening on 34th St?,1,0.6000546216964722,TODO 1
-2232,0,Maybe this should be tagged as giveaway because it just looks like OP is a 5 year old,-SammyP6-,pcmasterrace,2016-09,I quit! PCMR rant.,1,0.599233865737915,TODO 4
-2233,1,Just because all that adipose tissue is making fucktons of estrogen doesn't mean doctor's can't give you 5 times the recommended dosage of plan B to counteract the hormones so you can fuck chubby chasers and not worry about not noticing a baby growing until it pops out of your oversized vagina.,GenocideSolution,TumblrPls,2016-09,Biological facts are problematic.,1,0.7852779030799866,TODO 0
-2234,1,It's because of their white cis gendered privledge they got those medals!,Testament42,TumblrInAction,2016-09,"i did a bit of a look through the wiki, cuz i was bored, and 78 white athletes got gold medals. if you break it down the way its officially counted, with teams counting for 1 white people were responsibly for 25 of 46 golds this olympics.",1,0.9872685670852661,TODO 1
-2235,1,"Verified by norton guys, it's safe",SoupToPots,pcmasterrace,2016-09,iStripper - Desire on Demand,1,0.9573875665664673,TODO 4
-2236,1,Did you just assume her sexual preference?,ratchet_ass_hoe,gonewildcurvy,2016-09,What a fool he is,1,0.9023706316947937,TODO 0
-2237,1,When has Mojang every forgotten something?,Borne_Eko,Minecraft,2016-09,I really hope they don't forget this.,1,0.7301710247993469,TODO 0
-2238,1,Working as intended.,pizzamachine,pathofexile,2016-09,"4 years later, Freezing Pulse is still not fixed. This one thing makes it a trash spell.",1,0.9282217025756836,TODO 1
-2239,0,"He's obviously not lacking in the creativity department, I haven't heard any of those before!",fempolitical,GenderCritical,2016-10,"and ""cunts"", ""twats"", and ""bitches""",1,0.9875655770301819,TODO 1
-2240,1,support,LordTJ99,Smite,2016-09,"Anubis. Solo or Mid? I get that Anubis isn't that good of a god. I completely understand that, but where do you think he stands as a better god between those two lanes?",0,0.8514668345451355,TODO 0
-2241,0,"Maybe that's my problem, I always give them a berry cause I need those little shits.",AlesanaAddict,pokemongo,2016-09,"I changed jobs last month, and the new location has a lot of Clefairies. We eventually worked things out. They get an ultra ball right away, and no feeding the wild Clefairy - they always run when I use Razzberries.",1,0.6305362582206726,TODO 2
-2242,1,What if it is an anomaly?,sirius_x,pcmasterrace,2016-09,Kerbal Space Program actually improved my physics grades. So it should get something like negative 10%?,0,0.5561010241508484,TODO 0
-2243,1,Well do better next time.,raptors13jays,imaginedragons,2016-09,"Listen man, I didn't make the quiz",1,0.6153339743614197,TODO 4
-2244,1,But I read the Qur'an!,riyan_gendut,flatearth,2016-09,"Besides the Bible, of course!",1,0.9584935307502747,TODO 0
-2245,0,He better take up sidecar racing!,DepressMode,thisismylifenow,2016-09,"Due to the size of his balls, he's forced to ride a motorcycle to get around",1,0.6856324672698975,TODO 0
-2246,1,They dropped the first week of this season!,heavierthanair,supremeclothing,2016-09,Supreme bowl would be dope,0,0.7651858925819397,TODO 0
-2247,1,"What, icefrog, working at valve?",Adrenyx,DotA2,2016-09,I think Icefrog is already working at Valve.,1,0.7811774611473083,TODO 1
-2248,0,"How about ""My Dog Skip?",AnselmoA,anime,2016-09,That's kind of cruel. You could just as well recommend A Dog of Flanders or All Dogs go to Heaven.,0,0.6888256669044495,TODO 2
-2249,0,That's not how it works friend.,I_Love_Olde_E,TheSilphRoad,2016-09,"The official release date for your location is when you are able to download it via the stores imo. See other comment regarding the ""we're not playing weeks before other players""",0,0.9607328176498413,TODO 1
-2250,0,I'll get back to you in the next life...,jazzology101,Showerthoughts,2016-09,Yeah but what if you're dead?,0,0.5228345394134521,TODO 1
-2251,0,You can get into bars in most states under 21 as long as they're serving food.,Batgirl_and_Spoiler,GilmoreGirls,2016-09,Doesn't Rory go to a few bars before she turns 21? Maybe because all of Logan's friends are over 21 Rory just slips in unnoticed? I know some bars aren't as concerned about checking ID but it seems like she doesn't have any issues with drinking when she wants.,0,0.9584630727767944,TODO 3
-2252,0,People who fall into one of the many groups of people Trump has insulted probably aren't going to be too too mad at the guy pointing it out.,qwerty12345678,hillaryclinton,2016-10,"Mike Pence says Clinton-Kaine is an ""insult-driven"" campaign as Trump tweets insults",0,0.967007577419281,TODO 3
-2253,0,"Even if you are correct, if she can't manage her on health well enough to stay conscious how can she be expected to manage the country.",Dec_12,politics,2016-09,"There's nothing to talk about anyway. She got tired because she's constantly working, and also could have got a touch of heat exhaustion. She's fine.",0,0.9570527076721191,TODO 0
-2254,1,"Oh come on, he obviously needs to get with the times and get a proper striker-fired pistol.",KerrickLong,PucaTrade,2016-09,Can't disagree with that. Owning a 1911 is the least offensive thing in that album.,1,0.9849154949188232,TODO 3
-2255,1,"Good thing his ""healing"" water will save his ankle",LUCIFERx88,nfl,2016-09,"ProFootballDoc: ""Looks bad but believe it to be mild high ankle sprain. Expect mild limitation to @DangeRussWilson but will play Wk 2""",1,0.9767265319824219,TODO 4
-2256,1,"""apple invented with with the iphone""",chinese_horse,interestingasfuck,2016-09,Color photography wasn't invented until late 2007,1,0.9535691738128662,TODO 2
-2257,1,But I thought she walked out and was fine,Thatman5454,The_Donald,2016-09,BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Cancels Plans to Travel to West Coast on Monday and Tuesday,1,0.9840682148933411,TODO 2
-2258,1,seems people didnt see the silent,daggarz,videos,2016-09,Im sure that the people in the other tower were evacuated and safe after the first plane hit. That second plane most likely killed no one on impact right?,1,0.9902758598327637,TODO 2
-2259,1,don't forget to use sand paper and scissors too,Peruparrot,streetwear,2016-09,"Dope, should look better after a wash (hella wrinkled)",0,0.5295304656028748,TODO 1
-2260,1,Thats why they killed Yams,BungusMcFungus,hiphopheads,2016-09,ALLA would've been so much better if Yams had been around. Before he died he said the album was going to be strictly trunk music in the vein of this song. I definitely would have preferred that over Rocky doing some hippy bullshit.,1,0.6416262984275818,TODO 0
-2261,1,The girl learned an important life lesson that day: win or lose on her own merits.,rhosquaredsinphi,gifs,2016-09,"You know that little can be grateful for a change. She had the ball in her hands, when that baby boomer was her age she had to walk up hill both ways to catch a ball. And if the little girl lets her arms grow longer, she'll deserve that ball too. Today that little girl learned that when life hands you lemons, order a pumpkin spice latte and shut the fuck up.",0,0.7647141218185425,TODO 0
-2262,0,Than you know that real money equals 70-75% of steam money.,SosiqSmileqq,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-09,Nope,0,0.6830533146858215,TODO 0
-2263,0,15 stars so far and 2/3 in every category... Womp Womp,Snow2504,starbucks,2016-09,"One day left until Starbucks 4 Life promo ends. Did anyone here win a prize? That aren't stars, unless if the stars are over 125. I've been playing everyday and I got 40 stars.",0,0.7516307234764099,TODO 4
-2264,1,This intense task will only be possible with the overhauled 4K capability of the PS4 Pro,EliteJak,PS4,2016-09,"How to distinguish between full game, trials and demos in my library ? When browsing though the Download List on the website, it doesn't tell me what version I own. Is there a way to find out whether it is a full game without downloading the game first or to go comb through my emails to find the order ?",1,0.9555405974388123,TODO 0
-2265,1,You dropped this.,VoltaicCorsair,pussypassdenied,2016-09,"don't say ""THROW"" say toss or gently set in amongst the garbage... so many haters here. life is a really hard time for pregnant sluts. let's all move on and imbue the world with happiness. .",1,0.989535927772522,TODO 0
-2266,1,"That's right, check your stegosaurus privilege.",MajorMajorObvious,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,"I started worrying about why you had 4 hands, but then saw you were a stegosaurus, so I decided not to question it.",1,0.8804783821105957,TODO 2
-2267,1,NA Masters,xtracom,heroesofthestorm,2016-09,"Don't worry, even at Masters, people don't understand objective timings. I'll be the only one hearthing just before the objective starts so I'm healed for the fight, even though I tell people ""obj soon""",1,0.5234297513961792,TODO 0
-2268,0,"I can't be the only one that immediately started hearing ""The Pensylvania Polka"" playing in their head when they saw this picture.",JBInteractive,NoMansSkyTheGame,2016-09,Bill Murray gets to the center of Euclid,0,0.9808493256568909,TODO 3
-2269,1,Yeah fuck them fat people just trying to walk around and exist on a day to day basis!,neverbuythesun,AskReddit,2016-09,"I think you're misconstruing the point; nudity is outlawed for the reason of being perceived as offensive to the gentle sensibilities of society. In reality I am much more offended by the behemoths walking around walmart with clothes on than I would be a healthy person of any gender without clothes. If we're going to say that parts of the body are offensive and displaying them should be criminal, we should apply it in a more egalitarian fashion. Better yet, not at all.",1,0.9870991110801697,TODO 0
-2270,1,but...he's 20 and enlisting!,goodkiti,creepyPMs,2016-09,Probably the second one. He was using his virgin status for sympathy.,1,0.7023757100105286,TODO 0
-2271,1,Bloody french,templar_,pcmasterrace,2016-09,Sry. french here :3,1,0.877434492111206,TODO 0
-2272,0,Updooted for verification.,kledon,circlejerk,2016-09,source: that,0,0.9573518633842468,TODO 0
-2273,0,Don't get the joke.,20_Antzy_Pantzy_15,movies,2016-09,"whoa hold own, who told you I was born??? please check your facts, I was created in a natural incubator.",0,0.8754836916923523,TODO 0
-2274,1,OP should have turned all the assistance offered down just so they started in the exact same place as you.,dinero_throwaway,financialindependence,2016-09,Your parents bought you a $30k car and let you stay in a house they own for free? Wow am I jealous. They probably paid for your college too,1,0.9495381116867065,TODO 4
-2275,1,That's a big basket.,TheGeneral001,The_Donald,2016-09,"This is in the liberal haven of Asheville, NC! You can't say this isn't a movement people! MAGA!",0,0.7514790892601013,TODO 4
-2276,1,But of course.. Pagpapatayin sila ni Duterte eh,60niera,Philippines,2016-09,Mas mabilis ba tumakbo ang drug pusher kesa sa snatcher?,1,0.9532545804977417,TODO 4
-2277,0,I really like running 3 LPL and an LBX-10,Sajin,OutreachHPG,2016-09,"Just picked up my other two Warhammers, Good God! Small sample sizes from 2 hours worth of matches, but damn these things do some work! Running a Boomhammer (AC40 with 4 SL, STD 280) and Splathammer (3 A-SRM6 + 4 SL STD 340) My third, naturally, is the Dakka Widow that I picked up when Hero mechs were on sale.",1,0.8343102335929871,TODO 4
-2278,1,"No you misunderstand, it's fine to have kids with someone you don't really care about, it's not acceptable to admit you care about someone and not have kids with them.",DylanBarry,childfree,2016-09,Since when do you need to get married to have kids?,1,0.985918402671814,TODO 1
-2279,1,"Yes, but he is WINNING by losing.",sassafrasAtree,politics,2016-09,But Bernie lost.,1,0.8167014122009277,TODO 0
-2280,1,Whaaaaa but what about Skrheli and Epi pen and evil das capitalists?,pobm2f,Economics,2016-09,Harvard Medical School study finds high drug prices in US caused mainly by government granted monopolies and market exclusivity,1,0.9832805395126343,TODO 0
-2281,1,Probably,nathgroom98,SquaredCircle,2016-09,Are you adopted?,0,0.8765886425971985,TODO 0
-2282,0,They recently built a*Church of the Highlands* in my home town.,FourChannel,AskReddit,2016-09,What creepy cults that brainwash people should we be more aware of?,0,0.9359636306762695,TODO 3
-2283,1,Forbes has always had a good grasp on the gaming scene...,Electroniclog,NintendoNX,2016-09,The Nintendo NX Seems Like It's On Track For A Delay,1,0.9761409759521484,TODO 1
-2284,0,"Never lost the title, he vacated it.",Chef_Roofies,MMA,2016-09,Bas Rutten?,0,0.8585724830627441,TODO 0
-2285,1,"What about ""And I Love Her"", which talks about ""her"" the entire song until, in the bridge, Paul says.... ""as long as I have YOU near me"" HMM?",zensunni66,beatles,2016-09,"Biggest plot twist in a song? What is the biggest plot twist in a Beatles song? I know it's a stupid question but I want to know what you think. I have to go with ""the Walrus was Paul""",0,0.7307053804397583,TODO 4
-2286,1,That's not arrogant at all.,BATHULK,CringeAnarchy,2016-09,"I don't exactly want to work for the new York Times, but if I did I guarantee you they'd give me one.",1,0.9830508828163147,TODO 0
-2287,1,Shocking.,kekeface12345,worldnews,2016-09,Germany arrests three Syrian men 'on IS mission' - BBC News,1,0.9861652851104736,TODO 0
-2288,0,Wrong.,itswoot,Overwatch,2016-09,"Ovrrwatch is not DOWN, it's a MAINTENANCE",0,0.8110021352767944,TODO 2
-2289,0,I member!,babyimananarchist,politics,2016-09,Remember when he spent a whole segment just laughing?,0,0.9375500082969666,TODO 3
-2290,1,"Yeah man fuckin fags invading our tough guy space, where's DMX when u need him",furr_sure,hiphopheads,2016-09,This sub is weird as fuck,1,0.9873504042625427,TODO 4
-2291,1,"Watch the video, a real lumberjack wedges over a 75 food Douglas fir, it's obviously very useful.",fake_tea,mallninjashit,2016-09,"""One axe please, but make it as useless as possible if you could.""",1,0.855076789855957,TODO 3
-2292,1,she was only a heroin addict because he was a republican,Ruggsy,videos,2016-09,"The women called him ""a token"". WTF? A token what, ""token concerned father""? This women is utterfucked.",1,0.9621232151985168,TODO 4
-2293,0,Yoast seo local - $$,Matt-Choo,Wordpress,2016-09,"Recommended plugins for businesses with multiple location listings? As the question implies, I'm building a website that has multiple business locations, and they each location them listed on their site. I could build a custom post type and do it myself, but I wanted to see if anyone has had any personal experience with a plugin that handles multiple locations itself. Especially if it handles the google maps API. I'm on a tight deadline, so if I can save time by not building this that would be sweet.",0,0.8690120577812195,TODO 1
-2294,1,"Dude, that's what OS updates and custom ROMs are for!",Mediadragon,Android,2016-09,"If the Pixels are meant to be flagship smartphones they need to have water resistance. I love my 6p, but the lack of real water resistance is disappointing. I'm of the opinion that if Google really wants to position the Pixels as flagship smartphones they need to have water resistance. Samsung offers it, Sony has had it for ages, and now even Apple has it.",1,0.8521029949188232,TODO 0
-2295,0,J Herbin Stormy Grey Noodlers Black Swan in Australian Roses Diamine Red Dragon,slashwhatever,fountainpens,2016-09,"Any ""Must Have"" Inks? After joining the crackhouse in January I've spent my time growing my fountain collection, not too impressive compared to some other people's (obviously) but I'm happy with where it is at the moment. I've spent the past year with only two ink colors, and I've decided that I want to spend my time (or better yet, use my wallet) to increase the variation of inks that I have. Thus far I have 3 colors: Noodler's Black, Noodler's Berning Red, and Noodler's Liberty's Elysium (if you couldn't tell I really like Noodler's). I'm looking for are suggestions as to any inks that are ""must haves."" While I understand that generally ink is a ""what works for you"" thing, I'm looking for inks that everyone generally seems to have, or inks that are held in high-esteem within the FP community. An example of one of the inks I'm talking about would be Noodler's Apache Sunset, as it seems that everyone, or at least a lot of people, have that ink. Pretty much inks that flaunt unique colors or properties that won't clog or stain a pen. So far I've decided on getting Dragon's Napalm and a large bottle of Baystate Blue once that comes back in stock at Goulet Pens (want the free Charlie pen so I don't ruin one of my TWSBIs). tl;dr: In your opinion what are the best inks/must haves?",0,0.9615123867988586,TODO 0
-2296,0,Cat.,Wilfrik,CatsStandingUp,2016-10,Cat.,0,0.9712697267532349,TODO 3
-2297,1,"lol That's because I'm gay, fuccboi",ActuallyAMammal,wallstreetbets,2016-09,Da fuq? Post could do without random homosexuality,1,0.951887309551239,TODO 3
-2298,1,Portlands not even a state!,Roadwarriordude,PublicFreakout,2016-09,"Portland State University students make various uninformed threats against a YouTube ""journalist"" who's shown up at their meeting. One has interesting eyebrows.",1,0.8058189749717712,TODO 3
-2299,1,An ex,kant5t1km3,MechanicalKeyboards,2016-09,I'm so sorry :( What'd you have?,0,0.8892892599105835,TODO 0
-2300,1,"so, more powerful than most modern day consoles",KronoakSCG,gaming,2016-09,2d games and original Xbox and ps2 games are playable 30-60 fps,1,0.8650487065315247,TODO 0
-2301,1,"What a well-worded, fact-based argument!",PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS,news,2016-09,Blah... Blah...Blah guns are the solution. We'll I happen to think excessive guns everywhere MAY also be part of the problem .. fucking shoot me now ...g'sssss.,1,0.8919063210487366,TODO 3
-2302,1,"We've accomplished so much in these wars too, not a penny wasted.",ShitpostBotMarkVI,politics,2016-09,US has spent nearly $5 trillion on wars since 9/11,1,0.9818527102470398,TODO 1
-2303,1,Rocket League,MrHudson2212,linux_gaming,2016-09,"Feral announcing ""massive"" new game tomorrow!",0,0.6403194665908813,TODO 2
-2304,1,It would have been cheaper and far more destructive to implement job-killing Obamacare in Afghanistan and Iraq.,epicreality,politics,2016-09,"Imagine, just freaking imagine, what a $5 trillion dollar investment back into our own country could have done for our economy, people, and infrastructure. It would have changed the world. Instead, we were lied to, economy wrecked, people killed, time wasted, and the profits were funneled up instead of down. Sad fucking state of affairs our country was and continues to be in.",1,0.6995736956596375,TODO 1
-2305,1,DISLIKE BECAUSE IT'S A SPONSORED VIDEO,AvengerMKII,TheCreatures,2016-09,ReCore | Joe of Painting Special,1,0.7615456581115723,TODO 3
-2306,1,"yeah, STABILITY MAINTENANCE FOR THE NX!",Sanchoco3,nintendo,2016-09,"Guys, there was maintenance last week too. It's just maintenance",1,0.6602112054824829,TODO 0
-2307,1,"If you can't do it in makeup, dresses, and high heels you're clearly not a real woman",CueFiery,AskReddit,2016-09,Yes.,1,0.9874924421310425,TODO 4
-2308,0,"It's a ""hypothetical.""",TroublAwfulDevilEvil,politics,2016-10,"Under both Bill Clinton and Obama, the top tax bracket hasn't gone above 39.6%. Neither has eliminated the payroll tax cap for social security either. Raising taxes is campaign rhetoric for the Democratic party, but they never follow through.",0,0.7828588485717773,TODO 0
-2309,1,You misplaced the,MayorMcCheese59,AskReddit,2016-09,Become the richest and most powerful country on the planet.,1,0.9894785284996033,TODO 0
-2310,1,I forgot my,rmbarrett,shittyfoodporn,2016-09,"Cherries are not berries, they're stone fruits. Also Strawberries are not berries.",1,0.9897732138633728,TODO 0
-2311,1,"Yeah, clearly if a person wants someone to talk to, they should find a therapist, get on a waiting list for two months, then shell out $200 to meet them.",WildlifeAnalysis,askgaybros,2016-09,Did you know that askgaybros is not your personal physician or therapist?,1,0.9867762923240662,TODO 3
-2312,0,At least you got something out of it xD All I have to show for this nonsense is a sense if despair for the future,dseaker92,SargonofAkkad,2016-09,"I saw a similar thing at my University at student fair. There was a stand with all manner of posters like what you stated above and BLM, bla bla Racist capitalism. I wasn't motivated to keep the flyer but I took a pin. It was ran by 2 crusty old white guys.",0,0.9772993326187134,TODO 2
-2313,1,Creating such great competition.,xslracket,politics,2016-09,Opioid Companies Lobby Against Medical Marijuana,1,0.9816651940345764,TODO 2
-2314,1,dropped your,InsanE_360,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,Nuke is ***NOT*** CT sided.,1,0.989599347114563,TODO 0
-2315,0,Same here,kogeliz,television,2016-10,Anything that CW produces,0,0.9779690504074097,TODO 0
-2316,1,I normally put all of that AFTER I say hey,Darkotik_X,iamverysmart,2016-09,Romantic tips from a sassy socialist who's obviously very smart,1,0.8284640908241272,TODO 0
-2317,1,"Yeah what the fuck, bombers hacking",skrullyd,summonerswar,2016-09,How?,1,0.9874375462532043,TODO 0
-2318,1,"Well it does, but at least they got rid of that half minute respawn time to make up for this bullshit...",punchrockchest,halo,2016-09,This should never happen,1,0.7775068879127502,TODO 1
-2319,1,Lmfao who uses void in 2k16,aywhosyodaddy,runescape,2016-09,"Pest control is in spotlight again! If you still need void, now is the time to get it. Good luck to you all.",0,0.511554479598999,TODO 1
-2320,1,"Yes, because 1 carry in week 1 is grounds to claim he'll get all the goal line work.",kevinx1995,fantasyfootball,2016-09,He got the only goal line carry week 1.,1,0.9866739511489868,TODO 1
-2321,1,Yeah but a man on his own couldn't do any better!,RowdyPants,todayilearned,2016-09,"I don't care how much you are downvoted, what you speak of is the truth. I am a male who has been in the system since I was an infant. My father could have taken me in after my drug addicted mother was deemed unfit, he spent years in court trying to get custody, but my mother refused to allow it, and in the end the state allowed some couple who lived in a trailer park to adopt me and my brother. A year later that couple divorced and me and my brother were severely abused (adoptive mom taking the divorce out on us), we endured that for 7 years before the state took us away again. Father didn't even know this was going on because the state would not allow contact after the adoption. Fast forward to when I turned 18, I was kicked out of the state run group home with no place to go, no job, and I was refused any sort of assistance because I was what the state considered, ""an able bodied male."" Most charities only help females and disabled, and the state would not help at all. Had to drop out of school because I turned 18 before I graduated. Now I suffer from ptsd every day and have been diagnosed with depression and panic disorder, but still, no help for me because I am male. My brother is fine, but only because he had a child, and the state will pay for that. That's right, you literally have to knock someone up to get assistance nowadays. If there is no female or child in the picture, there is no help for you.",1,0.9811117053031921,TODO 2
-2322,0,This is like hiring the KKK to fix racial profiling.,SexySexyLittleForks,politics,2016-10,Why would anyone expect someone gaming the system to actually FIX THAT SYSTEM!? Give me a break. Because he feels for the little guys? How naive can you be?,1,0.7426526546478271,TODO 0
-2323,0,"I'd like to know whether this benefits directly or indirectly every citizen, why, why not and how",PuffTheDwagon,europe,2016-09,"Do you want the crazy left 'corporations rule the world' version or the crazy right 'shut up you idiot, liberalize and deregulate all the things' version",0,0.9806874394416809,TODO 3
-2324,1,That objectifies women shitlord!,Trumpgonnagiveittoya,satanism,2016-09,"That actually does strike me as odd, considering the flock of sjws that have co-opted that group. You'd think they'd see that as some form of body-shaming women or something...",1,0.9874191880226135,TODO 4
-2325,1,"Sounds like someone has a case of ""Environmental Racism!""",ScarletHound,TumblrInAction,2016-09,"The frequency with which the phrase ""environmental racism"" pops up on my Facebook feed is mind boggling, especially considering it's completely made up...",1,0.8646395206451416,TODO 2
-2326,1,"How about sawing most of the barrel off, saw the stock into a pistol grip and put some rails on it",Lawsoffire,guns,2016-09,"One Gun That is Worth More in Feels, Than Dollar Bills",0,0.6871927380561829,TODO 0
-2327,1,For the satisfaction of an awesome kill death ratio,Killingtimeatwork101,UpliftingNews,2016-09,"i never understood why you'd cheat on CS (stopped playing in Source). It isn't a MMO or progression based game where your data saves and there is a reason to cheat to further your progress. Hell, as soon as you reconnect to a server you lose all of your stuff. Cheating serves no purpose other than to be a dick to the people you're cheating against.",1,0.7218603491783142,TODO 1
-2328,1,yeah ONLY 150+ games,Patriots703,MaddenUltimateTeam,2016-09,They aren't unlimited use in H2H,1,0.9722431302070618,TODO 0
-2329,1,I forgot a,AlexanderVelinxs,politics,2016-09,Birthing and breastfeeding?,1,0.9896941184997559,TODO 0
-2330,0,"And suddenly, everyone forgot how to football",WaldoDidNothingWrong,soccer,2016-10,L. Messi goal vs Manchester City (1-0),1,0.705147385597229,TODO 0
-2331,0,"""In melee and brawl, he's my go to character.""",RazorXFireHD,smashbros,2016-09,Maybe he meant that he still plays him in Smash 4. This is marked for all games,0,0.7721765637397766,TODO 3
-2332,0,"I'd like to believe the first two sections were just setting up for the last one, but the number of points they have is pretty impressive.",Zanthr,Punny,2016-09,The nutritional benefits of venison,0,0.9671876430511475,TODO 1
-2333,0,This!,SandersGuccifer2016,The_Donald,2016-10,I stand with Kathy.,0,0.7837865352630615,TODO 0
-2334,0,It's a shame that they were *once* deserving of that,narcisscisco_,PS4,2016-10,"Great point, couldn't agree more!",1,0.8090578317642212,TODO 0
-2335,0,3 second CD and when you go against grey gadget sparrow riktor belica they can shut your turrets down quickly.,AmoryRose,paragon,2016-10,"Not true because Iggy turrets have no cooldown essentially. If you're playing sparrow or Greystone, you aren't building cooldown or mana, so Iggy wins every time. They are okay counters, don't get me wrong, but they do not beat Iggy. Only a smart jungler can counter that overextending little shit.",0,0.5850816369056702,TODO 1
-2336,0,Sorry you took it that way champ.,malibooyeah,politics,2016-10,*A wild xenophobe appears!*,0,0.8608784675598145,TODO 3
-2337,1,Yeah It's sure better when your ex is a cheat who imply the kids to lie to cover her track.,Criket,canada,2016-09,"Except when you involve unconsenting children. And forget about multiple parties becoming involved in protracted divorce proceedings. And the potential for abuse of ""dependants"" like the guys girlfriend going to school. Wanna live like that? Feel free. Taxpayers shouldn't pay for it though.",1,0.978203535079956,TODO 1
-2338,0,Where is my A then?,zackline,leagueoflegends,2016-09,"Yeahhhhhhh your farm was god awful. S ratings are designed for those who did well overall, not just in some aspects.",1,0.7179290652275085,TODO 0
-2339,1,BUT I CAN 360 NOSCOPEHEADSHOT WITH TEH SENSITIVITY ON 9.,iGumball,pcmasterrace,2016-09,"umm pcmaster race is fine with controllers , just don't use one in a fucking fps",1,0.9684579968452454,TODO 0
-2340,1,Maybe in prison he'll find Jesus and repent,pittiedaddy,atheism,2016-09,Muslim man who bashed gay couple over their heads with chair at Dallas BBQ gets nine years in prison,1,0.7881544828414917,TODO 2
-2341,1,Well I'm sure the media will be satisfied now and stop hectoring him,goonsack,politics,2016-09,Trump Campaign: Obama born in the U.S.,1,0.985531210899353,TODO 1
-2342,1,"Oh, the hillarity!, my stomache can't take anymore !",Victamon,pokemongo,2016-09,The Upcoming Update,0,0.8828808665275574,TODO 0
-2343,0,Roll Ebron this week and see what Barndoor looks like with McCown moving forward.,gaunt_724,fantasyfootball,2016-09,"TIGHT END 0.5 PPR, 10-team league Gary Barnidge v. Baltimore Eric Ebron v. Titans",0,0.9040361046791077,TODO 0
-2344,0,"Why does this feel like 10 years ago, and not 4 years ago",memory00,rupaulsdragrace,2016-09,"Dida, Sharon, Tatianna and Phi Phi back in 2012!",0,0.9268601536750793,TODO 4
-2345,0,"""My shitty behavior and poor grades are excused because everyone else has shitty behavior and poor grades.""",DCSAMA,teenagers,2016-09,"Dont worry, my teacher doesnt do mucb anyways. The rest of the class is on their phone or asleep, we even use our phones right in front of him anyways.",1,0.9813961386680603,TODO 1
-2346,1,"Right, why dream at all?",tingeys,nfl,2016-09,"Honest answer: This has nothing to do with the NFL and no one cares about some 14 year old freshman guard. There are thousands of you. Statistically, you'll probably never play D1 college ball. But don't worry, we're all dumb at 14. Reddit wasn't there to publicly broadcast that fact for the rest of us back than.",1,0.9690041542053223,TODO 1
-2347,0,Something something I bet Harambe loved rain,TheKrusader,funny,2016-09,Adorable Baby Gorilla Despises Rain,1,0.6295252442359924,TODO 3
-2348,1,Cory will sort that out,littlenick27,australia,2016-09,UN human rights office calls on Australia to end offshore detention,1,0.821180522441864,TODO 0
-2349,1,Yea we definitely need more instances like the debacle we caused in Syria,Nickleback4life,politics,2016-09,"Who's going to be like ""Yay, schmoozing with dictators. this is what we need more of in our politics.""",1,0.9868460893630981,TODO 3
-2350,1,except to Canada,RaceCarace,nba,2016-09,DWade is always such a class act.,0,0.5963842272758484,TODO 0
-2351,1,are you inferring brietbart is not fair and balanced...,jazzology101,politics,2016-09,Uh do you have a source better than WaPo. That's basically the Breitbart of Hillary's campaign.,0,0.6205034852027893,TODO 0
-2352,1,"This is why the mac version is better, instant crash on loading this map so we never have this problem.",Muscar,RocketLeague,2016-09,Ball glitches out of Pillars arena in Rumble. Never seen anything like this before.,1,0.9135321974754333,TODO 0
-2353,0,Well that got creepy fast.,QueenOfYas,Enough_Sanders_Spam,2016-09,"I see you've joined reddit recently, how do you like it so far?",0,0.9416710138320923,TODO 0
-2354,1,"Yes, because after-the-fact reports made by a third party who has not real idea of what happened or of what the suspect looked like should definitely be a top priority in this sleepy little town.",thrillerjesus,LosAngeles,2016-09,Prepare to wait about 9 hours for LAPD to show up...,1,0.9867551922798157,TODO 4
-2355,1,Hope he didn't get good times because the scrambles were out on the table.,kclem33,Cubers,2016-09,Ty Marshall - 9.76 Square-1 WR Average,0,0.6138915419578552,TODO 1
-2356,1,Romney winning.,philandy,AskThe_Donald,2016-09,you can ask Romney that,1,0.7063488960266113,TODO 0
-2357,1,"he has a backpack, reported!",00087,RotMG,2016-09,Is This Good?,1,0.9345899224281311,TODO 4
-2358,1,But 3arc would never lock features and unlock them later!,shawntails,CODZombies,2016-09,"Yes it makes perfect sense to wait, because if they released the Super EE on PS4 upon release then most of the pc and xbox community would know the Super EE ending before its even released for them to play. This to me sounds like a typical move for Treyarch in order for everyone to have a chance to not have the TRUE ending spoiled for them. One could argue they didnt wait for the EE's for the previous DLC's, but I would argue back that the previous DLC's were continuation of the storyline not the Ending or quote unquote ""Brackets"" the Blundell said he was going to put on Black Ops Zombies. Also didnt Black ops1 or 2 i think it was 1 that had a cross map EE? With shang? I believe in one of the maps you had to complete all the other EE's to do the one on Shang. With the revelations EE you dont have to. Only have to do all the other EE to get the wisp and that makes no sense to me since by the time you can use the wisp your ready for the boss first and already set up anyway with PAP weapons and what have you.",1,0.9467978477478027,TODO 0
-2359,0,Me.,Bullhead007,worldnews,2016-10,Who the fuck even plays that shitty sorry excuse for a game anymore? Any fan of pokemon realizes what a half baked game it was. If you can even call it a game.,0,0.8528092503547668,TODO 0
-2360,0,"Garage rock, power pop is what the wiki calls it but it is total Cali punk in sound.",ZachAc,stevenuniverse,2016-09,"What would you call the sort of genre that he produces, or at least the one that the episode's song belongs to?",0,0.981541633605957,TODO 3
-2361,0,CNN are reporting that the suspect is a white nationalist of amphibian descent called Pepe.,turnip_juice,The_Donald,2016-09,"'Trashcan bomb' rips through Manhattan: Twenty nine injured, one critical as explosion rocks Chelsea and a second device is found in a 'PRESSURE COOKER' - hours after bombing at military fun run!",0,0.7937904596328735,TODO 1
-2362,0,"I think the director faltered for many reasons, a lot of odd choices made.",wellthatmakesnosense,movies,2016-09,"Loved Penny Dreadful, but I have to respectfully disagree. The main cast is extremely solid, and on the whole they provide excellent theatre. But each actor has some pretty cringey moments at times. Part of it is just some weird direction and dialogue choices, but some of it definitely falls on the acting talent. Overall, I'd say B+. Well above average, with flashes of brilliance mixed in with cringe.",0,0.9819952249526978,TODO 0
-2363,1,Praticamente una stria,CapitanOrsoBlu,italy,2016-09,Margherita (magari con poca mozzarella e poco pomodoro),1,0.6215225458145142,TODO 0
-2364,0,"Odds are really good too, you just gotta BLESS UP",madmike577,sportsbook,2016-09,Why the twins? Duffy is really good,1,0.7188805937767029,TODO 1
-2365,1,Yeah jail is a proven method of helping drug addicts,breakingmad1,tifu,2016-09,"Gotta be the stupidest thing I've read in awhile. I hope it is not true. You need to stop smoking fertilizer, you need to CONFESS TO THE POLICE YOU BURNED DOWN YOUR HOUSE BY SMOKING SYN. You need to Go to JAIL. Then while in jail GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Cause you are killing yourself.",1,0.9869040250778198,TODO 3
-2366,1,"That isn't what downvotes are for, so I downvoted you",Brodoof,AskReddit,2016-09,To downvote people who I disagree with.,1,0.9538707137107849,TODO 0
-2367,0,FanFiction Slash and smut,Elerigo,TrollXChromosomes,2016-09,"I'm so bored.. Trolls, what do you do on the internet?",0,0.6603697538375854,TODO 0
-2368,1,G-Eazy,PandoraKris,popheads,2016-09,Who has the best features of the year so far? a lot of artists have been killing it features wise this year- who has the best so far this year?,1,0.5584225058555603,TODO 0
-2369,1,There is no way an OT loss to the #10 team is better than having 2 losses,Devaginey,CFB,2016-09,"Man, they are really penalizing us for a loss in OT to the now 10th ranked team.",0,0.8166231513023376,TODO 3
-2370,1,"Shhhh don't argue with the great logic that is Paul ""I Know All"" Inouye and Russ ""Absolute Bullshitter"" Bullock.",TheLostBeerKeg,OutreachHPG,2016-09,If energy draw is such a marvelous cure-all for this game Then why do these PTS notes have a scope much wider then tweaking energy draw itself? Energy draw should be able to swim on its own merit if its so great.,1,0.9728903770446777,TODO 2
-2371,0,I'm at the Moe's down the street from this place right now lol.,MrGoobly,pics,2016-09,Quit actin' like a little......,0,0.9798076152801514,TODO 4
-2372,0,At least now you can say you punted a bird 50 yards,AF_Labs,motorcycles,2016-09,Bird decided to commit suicide on my boot this morning.,1,0.5265580415725708,TODO 0
-2373,1,But it worked so well for Occupy!,lordhellion,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-09,"I'm not against BLM but the main difference is MLK and Malcolm X's movements had actual, clear-cut leaders. BLM doesn't seem to have one and it is negatively affecting their image; without a spokesperson the movement looks disorganized and unclear. At least it doesn't look like they have a leader if I'm judging from the reports I get in Canada.",1,0.9860261082649231,TODO 1
-2374,0,did your teacher throw confetti from the stairs?,herpderpimCy,AskReddit,2016-10,"Lol in my high school Latin class we had to do a flash mob in the cafeteria reciting the ""gallia est omnis.."" Passage.",0,0.860991895198822,TODO 3
-2375,0,Sun Wukong :P,MissPetrova,DotA2,2016-09,What if... this is the end of patches P*P,0,0.8524833917617798,TODO 0
-2376,1,GLHF on your date :),Hensyv21,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,ROI is pre loaded. Little up date tonight and we're all good to go,0,0.8930292725563049,TODO 2
-2377,1,What are they thinking turning the Hulk into a woman?,kermikberks,comicbooks,2016-09,Mariko Tamaki and Nico Leon will launch a new Jennifer Walters Hulk series in December,1,0.7836542129516602,TODO 4
-2378,1,What a loss.,ChipCoach,rupaulsdragrace,2016-09,Mongolia Crawncord doesn't do drag anymore,1,0.9033335447311401,TODO 0
-2379,1,"Yeah, I'm sure all the Jews and Gnostic killed by crusaders would've agreed that they were defensive.",spiralsphincter9000,worldnews,2016-09,"Muslims captured Jerusalem to begin with, it had been a mixed city, so the crusades were really more defensive than anything. After that you have the conquering of North Africa, Spain, Iran, Byzantine Constantinople, Georgia, and then of course all the slave raiding in the Caucus and Eastern Europe.",1,0.9870697259902954,TODO 0
-2380,0,"By that logic so should Khris, though",I_Am_Bambi,nba,2016-09,"Paul George is the first option on his team, he should be excluded for the same reason Kawhi and Klay are.",0,0.7070210576057434,TODO 2
-2381,1,OP is a pussie ass kid that can't confront people.,lIlIlIlIlIlII,supremeclothing,2016-09,Wait y'all in the same city? why didn't you in person trade? why aren't you at his place right now?,1,0.6315351128578186,TODO 1
-2382,1,Ninjadude74 X Doomsday Orange is my new OTP,Indiozia,fnafcringe,2016-09,People will ship anything with everything now a days. I wonder if Xarioes X Rock will happen,0,0.702080249786377,TODO 4
-2383,0,"i saw a ""Comming soon"" last week...they just cant win",inlivvingcolour,korea,2016-09,"...followed by every ""Grand Open"" sign nationwide.",1,0.7263275384902954,TODO 0
-2384,1,But is he #Blessed?,EMINEM_4Evah,INDYCAR,2016-09,He's very religious and often shows a lot of humility when in public.,1,0.8229672312736511,TODO 0
-2385,0,chrome,Freakstyle5,SEO,2016-09,"That's odd, it does not look like that on my end. What browse are you using?",1,0.613441526889801,TODO 0
-2386,0,If I had to guess based on past releases I would say some time around the end of the month.,Maughlin,Guildwars2,2016-10,but when does next skins comes out?,0,0.8997253179550171,TODO 0
-2387,0,"But.. the new launcher does not work with Windows XP, the .exe was the only way around this as far as I knew..",Philalethes2480,Eve,2016-09,Bye bye exefile.exe. You were there for us in our time of great need. Press F to pay your respects,0,0.9839667677879333,TODO 3
-2388,1,The time it takes to clear all of those raids for gold is far and above outweighed by the amount I can make picking herbs,the_Gnocci,wow,2016-09,"What's your grinding/farming routine? I have been doing pagle dailies for some time and wondered, what other people grind or farm. I also farm BT, Tempest Keep, ICC as well as heroic Cata raids weekly for gold/mounts.",0,0.7257993817329407,TODO 4
-2389,0,Isn't this KennyS in a nutshell?,zFocus,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,"Despite his team struggling, KennyS has had a 1.28 KD Ratio on LAN and a 1.16 rating",0,0.7447605133056641,TODO 2
-2390,1,"It cures depression, hypothermia, cancer and baldness in men",reddituseryum,Drugs,2016-09,Can Marijuana Really Reduce Pot Bellies And Obesity?,1,0.8860318064689636,TODO 2
-2391,1,"modi2/magni2 uber, same stack :D they so schiity",jalalinator,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,Which one are you using for your stack? Mine is Modi 2 and Magni 2 Uber.,1,0.8316864371299744,TODO 0
-2392,1,We'll just build a wall around NJ,RoyalAssassin82,newjersey,2016-09,Don't forget residents of NYC and PA that would flock to NJ as well.,1,0.9721699953079224,TODO 0
-2393,1,"My wife is German, she has no sense of humor.",stevoblunt83,AskReddit,2016-09,You know the German sense of humor.,1,0.6938191652297974,TODO 2
-2394,0,My money's on rooney he's the only one of the lot with any pressure on him and his agents a complete bellend,theduckofreasoning,reddevils,2016-09,How many people have played under both Managers it seems pretty obvious its Rooney or Carrick,0,0.9325183629989624,TODO 4
-2395,0,Where most of the states population lives outside of Louisville,lfc_redbear,MLS,2016-09,"Disagree with the Kentucky part, unless you mean three counties in northern Kentucky.",0,0.9201380610466003,TODO 3
-2396,1,Hey an old Milwaukee logo!,manofpuck,Mariners,2016-09,A free retro gift for your desktop....,1,0.6978640556335449,TODO 1
-2397,1,"Well, Disney is ran by cis white scum so of course it's cultural appropriation",Gar-ba-ge,TumblrInAction,2016-09,Hasn't Disney kind of been 'culturally appropriating' other cultures/ stories for generations? Don't they want Disney to make films with a POC female lead?,1,0.987718939781189,TODO 4
-2398,0,"He may not play a lot imo, but he'll certainly play when they need to make a play.",jadontheginger,fantasyfootball,2016-09,Yep I agree here. If he plays he will play a lot imo.,0,0.974612295627594,TODO 3
-2399,1,It's much safer in a war-torn country.,ForgedBanana,worldnews,2016-09,Well it's not the safest journey for women and children.,1,0.9683539271354675,TODO 0
-2400,1,"you've seen through my ruse except this is a new account I'm asking for help on, besides that youre spot on",OnlyDota2,DotA2,2016-09,"Yeah instead of buying an account at 4k, buy an account at 5k instead.",0,0.9745893478393555,TODO 4
-2401,1,The media is falsifying charges against cops that definitely were not falsifying charges!,vivid2011,nottheonion,2016-09,"""The media is making more out of police falsifying charges than is really there!""",1,0.769099771976471,TODO 2
-2402,1,"*gasp* i had no idea, it's not like this was all over the front page the last 3 days or anything",frendlyguy19,UnderReportedNews,2016-09,Hillary's IT Guy Caught Asking Reddit How To Destroy Email Evidence,1,0.9874215126037598,TODO 0
-2403,1,"Lol what a scrub, Wilt did it in one game",MagicWade,nba,2016-09,"Allen Iverson drops 100 points through seven straight quarters of the 2001 playoffs: 26 in the 4th quarter of Game 6 of the ECF, 44 in Game 7, 30 in the 1st half of Game 1 of the Finals",1,0.9795255661010742,TODO 0
-2404,0,"I care more for the MBP but I would hope that the refresh the whole ""Pro"" line as they seem to be making that distinction elsewhere.",xajx,apple,2016-09,"I'm not sure we'll hear much about the Mac Pro. The install base for Mac Pro is *extremely* small compared to the iOS devices, and the Mac Pro itself larger and is assembled in USA. So the chances of leaks are smaller. Similar situation regarding the MacBook Pro. Although I do expect *some* information to leak regarding the MBP.",0,0.9841924905776978,TODO 1
-2405,0,So one of each?,Ectomorphed,CFB,2016-09,$33 will be spent by me inside cowboys stadium on beer and cowboyritas. That's the only prediction I'm making,0,0.6429095268249512,TODO 0
-2406,1,I'm sorry I forgot this,chucksimpson,television,2016-09,Whoosh.,1,0.9902432560920715,TODO 0
-2407,1,"Hey, at least it's the best system we got",DJBJ,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-10,Facts. It's mind boggling to think that the necklace she's wearing can change my unborn children's unborn children's lives in an instant.,1,0.9508888125419617,TODO 1
-2408,1,Must be **South African**-Americans.,InFearn0,politics,2016-09,"Here's Donald Trump's ""African American"" Town Hall in Cleveland Heights",1,0.96470046043396,TODO 0
-2409,1,Hell yeah freedom 2A woo.,luminaeus,GunsAreCool,2016-09,Sign at Texas school warns its teachers may be armed,1,0.8827860355377197,TODO 2
-2410,1,"""this is bullsh*t!""",someones_dad,starcitizen,2016-09,10FTC: SE will be delayed again from 3pm PDT timeslot.,0,0.7882952690124512,TODO 0
-2411,1,Because I never need to do anything for myself and you seriously dont need those things at all,BreadAppleFish,funny,2016-09,"Uh, why is that funny? Knives are insanely handy, I have one, shit is awesome when you need it. I can see guns being handy if you do not live in a wealthy suburban area.",1,0.987023115158081,TODO 3
-2412,1,Stripes is liberal propaganda.,PersepolisReborn,politics,2016-09,Former admirals and generals warn Trump is 'dangerous' to military and country,1,0.981007993221283,TODO 1
-2413,1,"He knew there was never a reason to hit a woman, so he let her stab him to death.",weapawn,MensRights,2016-09,Boyfriend was stabbed to death in a frenzied attack by his ex-glamour model girlfriend when he texted her to say 'it's over',1,0.7018689513206482,TODO 4
-2414,0,"The good morally upright people of Alabama, constantly electing jackasses and crooks.",NeuroWorm,politics,2016-09,Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore suspended for remainder of his term,1,0.9077910780906677,TODO 1
-2415,1,"Maybe you prefer Mocha Uson blog over institutionalized media, amirite?",halelangit,Philippines,2016-09,"**GET REKT M8** Haha, katol pa more. **BUT** I still don't like mainstream media.",1,0.8831755518913269,TODO 2
-2416,1,"Just don't use it near children, we don't want them to hear that dirty language.",NoItsNotAnAirplane,europe,2016-09,And I'm learning polish :-\ Wish me luck surviving!,1,0.9484771490097046,TODO 2
-2417,1,"""LOOK GUYS WE GOT ONE OUT OF A BILLION TO SUPPORT US LIBERALS BTFO LOLOLOLOLOLOL""",Feignfame,politics,2016-09,"This has got to be, no, make that definitely, the most pathetic thing posted today.",1,0.8015902042388916,TODO 4
-2418,0,":) no hard feelings, all jokes",dustyjust,ClashRoyale,2016-10,Haha you asshole,0,0.857003927230835,TODO 0
-2419,1,##TreeLivesMatter,Fighterpilot108,youtubehaiku,2016-09,What is the point of destroying a tree at some animal or bug could be using as a home?,0,0.7178113460540771,TODO 0
-2420,1,How dare you?,Shaun8392,xboxone,2016-09,"I like talking about video games, and felt like it could be a fun discussion. I dont see how that would make you upset, as this is just a fun conversation about xbox games.",1,0.9094216227531433,TODO 0
-2421,1,forgot my,Mr_Degroot,hearthstone,2016-09,A card Blizzard is perfectly unaware is completely unplayable and a card that silencing does nothing. Don't pretend for semantics's sake that the card targets anything but Warlocks.,1,0.9896059036254883,TODO 0
-2422,1,It's so much safer to drive with really bright lights that blind drivers coming at me in the opposite direction!,demalo,Damnthatsinteresting,2016-09,I think that second one rides behind me on the highway a lot.,1,0.9764515161514282,TODO 3
-2423,1,But Riot Blade has more potency than Savage Blade,Ayukimo,ffxiv,2016-09,"Getting two days in a row Brayflox in leveling roulette as a DPS and getting a tank that haven't tanked in over a year and doesn't know their Agro rotation, 99% of the time tanking all the mobs as a MCH (I still fell bad for the healers), trying like 10 times to explain the rotation to the tank and in the end they only spam Fast blade/heavy swing.",1,0.7860169410705566,TODO 4
-2424,1,I am sure the police are there to keep the peace and not beat the crowd,ragnar68,Anarchism,2016-09,Pic From Charlotte Says Everything You Need to Know,1,0.983327329158783,TODO 1
-2425,0,"Yeah on one hand it's really cool to see circuits online and to be able to build them with some diy knowledge, but on the other hand it opens the door to people building clones and profiting from the hard work of these small builders (who are already in a niche market).",TimmyPage06,guitarpedals,2016-09,Found an important message in my Caroline Kilobyte,1,0.6035043597221375,TODO 0
-2426,1,\#NOTALLMEN,toni_toni,GenderCynical,2016-09,"I'm, like, 99% sure murder isn't ""typical male behaviour."" From my admittedly limited knowledge of men, they generally frown upon that kind of thing.",1,0.7710647583007812,TODO 0
-2427,0,Fuck outta here.,dragooner00,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-09,Front Of House?,1,0.5914469361305237,TODO 0
-2428,1,You sicken me,hakujin214,XWingTMG,2016-09,"The True Spirit of Scum Contracted Scout (25)+ Deadeye (1), Plasma Torpedos (3), Extra Munitions (2), Overclocked R4 (1), Guidance Chips (0) = 32 Total Contracted Scout (25)+ Deadeye (1), Plasma Torpedos (3), Extra Munitions (2), Overclocked R4 (1), Guidance Chips (0) = 32 Total Fenn Rau (28)+ Push the Limit (3), Autothrusters (2), Concord Dawn Protector (1) = 34 Total 98 Points for a 2 point bid. I may be some sick filth for running this the as soon as I got my hand on the new wave... Only managed to get one game in with this today, and it felt a lot better than the version with the Party Bus.",0,0.695105254650116,TODO 0
-2429,1,Obviously Zoo counters shaman because they can't deal efficiently with the flood,OriginalName123123,hearthstone,2016-09,"N'Zoth Paladin is still doing ok. It usually loses to Shaman, but what the fuck doesn't now? I've gotten to rank 6 using N'Zoth Paladin. Then hit a wall of Shaman's I haven't broken through with anything yet.",1,0.9683288931846619,TODO 4
-2430,1,I'm gonna jump right on that!,durthar,Divorce,2016-09,"Be honest about where you are, and what you are looking for. The other person will then lie and say they are okay with it. They will then fall in love and it will be a messy and heartbreaking breakup.",1,0.6991804838180542,TODO 2
-2431,0,"Thanks for the help anyhow, goodnight.",BallsOfMaster,techsupport,2016-09,"Hm, I'm out of ideas and off to bed. That may be a bit drastic, but may resolve the issue. You could always test on another computer.",0,0.9605026841163635,TODO 4
-2432,1,Poor people should just work harder.,anonymousidiot397,australia,2016-09,"Let's learn from the mistakes that created US poverty, not copy them",1,0.9874829053878784,TODO 1
-2433,1,"Ja, det er et godt argument for at hans udtalelser som holder sig helt og aldeles til peer-reviewed forskning er ukorrekte.",MaDpYrO,Denmark,2016-09,2016 Lomborg Lol,1,0.6763450503349304,TODO 2
-2434,1,Wow never seen that one before.,Gooni6,ClashRoyale,2016-09,So you are fighting me... or am I fighting myself?,1,0.9874425530433655,TODO 0
-2435,1,21:9 Gives you a competitive advantage though.,VoltaX90,pcmasterrace,2016-09,"Titanfall 2 supports 4:3, 16:9, 16:10, 21:9 and it's GLORIOUS!!!",1,0.6393764615058899,TODO 0
-2436,1,Does he end his sentences with,Tadamo7,CODZombies,2016-09,My friend's favorite map is Tranzit. He said I have bad taste for liking Ascension and Kino der Toten...,1,0.9880086183547974,TODO 1
-2437,1,"So I can assume we expect to see a fair, and unbiased write up of the new show!",517634,thegrandtour,2016-09,El Jalopnik?,1,0.9803571105003357,TODO 4
-2438,1,I didn't think I needed the,nenright,baseball,2016-09,I hope this is sarcastic,1,0.9900563955307007,TODO 3
-2439,1,"Yeah everyone loved it, read a great story from SirScoots on how great the event was",Ontyyyy,GlobalOffensive,2016-09,Actually no. Last year a series of DDos attacks was executed not only on the event but also the internet provider. In fact half the capital of Serbia had no internet for hours that day. Other than that it went pretty well. However Efrag are prepared excellent this year.,1,0.6130989789962769,TODO 2
-2440,1,Yes because the source of a legitimate idea means the idea is illegitimate,Ryugi,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,My sister in law,1,0.9867061972618103,TODO 2
-2441,1,Amazing point.,Dinosquid,politics,2016-09,"According to polls there are plenty of ""deplorables"" in the democrat party as well.",0,0.7934423089027405,TODO 1
-2442,1,Think it's stable enough to go inside?,FlyingPiranha,AbandonedPorn,2016-09,Barn falling off into a swamp. Photo by Peter Stratmoen .,0,0.7168916463851929,TODO 0
-2443,0,"That's a good point, this is also very true.",dem_internets,AskReddit,2016-09,"I'm not a server, but I've heard from other servers that can be kind of like a doctor treating another doctor or a lawyer representing another lawyer. This is to say they'll nitpick every single damn thing you do and perhaps think they could do it better themselves.",0,0.9821110367774963,TODO 1
-2444,1,Cigarettes,DrewFlan,PokemonGoNewJersey,2016-09,PSA: Don't forget to bring __________ if you decide to make the 1-2 hour drive to RBB! (fill in the blank),0,0.830566942691803,TODO 0
-2445,1,But you dont understand... *Im* right!,not-Kid_Putin,AskReddit,2016-09,"I feel that a sign of maturity is realizing that people have different opinions, and accepting it. I feel that many young people are way too arrogant about their positions.",1,0.9840667247772217,TODO 2
-2446,1,How dare you disrespect allah!,olmilley,Showerthoughts,2016-09,Allah blue Akbar?,1,0.9866923689842224,TODO 0
-2447,0,Solipsism is weird like that.,TheWarriorDude,bestof,2016-10,"What if you're all robots, and everyone older than me is just making shit up as they go along??",0,0.9301345348358154,TODO 2
-2448,1,That's just his white male privilege speaking,-Reactionary_Vizier-,southpark,2016-09,How the World Works Now,1,0.983024001121521,TODO 1
-2449,0,My vote is for the Absaroka County Sheriff's Department... But that's because I'm currently binge-watching the new season of Longmire on Netflix right now...,RawPacket,ProtectAndServe,2016-09,"With all the hate for the police that's going on, What police department do you think the public likes the most?",0,0.9099372625350952,TODO 2
-2450,1,"Cut her a break, she bumped her head and forgot where she was or what she was supposed to be doing.",growonlittlejobbies,HillaryForPrison,2016-09,Clinton Left Classified Data in Russian Hotel during State Secretary Trip,1,0.6867927312850952,TODO 0
-2451,1,"so if i have fun by running into the towers and dying, its ok cus Im having fun?",IBMBECAUSEIMBETTER,Smite,2016-09,Who cares about awakward team comps in casuals. Calm down and let people have fun.,1,0.5816951394081116,TODO 4
-2452,1,Because we really need rivers that catch fire again,Phoenix-D,politics,2016-09,"It would be, even if that 6% lie was true. Plus not just welfare needs to go but all social programs and impeding regulatory agencies.",1,0.9690404534339905,TODO 3
-2453,1,Artist flair,TheCampfireGamer,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-09,Very Old Springtrap Art I Drew,0,0.8197117447853088,TODO 0
-2454,0,I love plot armor and plot falling churches and plot fog,QuiteMemey,thewalkingdead,2016-09,He has plot armor!,1,0.8682841062545776,TODO 3
-2455,1,"Well, he was a completely innocent victim in that whole thing.",permanent__guest,NYGiants,2016-09,Anyone just watch that nonsense FOX showed with Norman? Wow.,1,0.9821563363075256,TODO 3
-2456,1,Horsepower bro,sput117,Shitty_Car_Mods,2016-09,What's the point of that filter on the front?,1,0.7427343130111694,TODO 0
-2457,1,As if she'd ever do that....,Power_Rentner,WorldofTanks,2016-09,And thank you for that. This honestly just sounds like Rita trying to create more drama.,1,0.6858282685279846,TODO 0
-2458,0,o fuck you're me,edz66,AskReddit,2016-09,o fuck it's me,0,0.8996518850326538,TODO 0
-2459,1,Guaranteed.,HerboIogist,mildlyinteresting,2016-09,So anyone not poor must have achieved their not poor status in an unethical way?,0,0.6389625668525696,TODO 0
-2460,1,Yeah anyone who doesn't drive a Ferrari is a doofus because it's 100% the better car!,run_the_jules,technology,2016-09,Thank you. Not everyone has hundreds of dollareedoos to blow willy nilly,1,0.9867673516273499,TODO 2
-2461,1,Yeah I would call 10-6 consistently mediocre,NtoDyslixec,nyjets,2016-09,"With Rex, this team was fire and ice. When they played to their potential, they could beat any team in the league. With Bowles, they are pretty much just lukewarm all the time.",0,0.7631440162658691,TODO 0
-2462,1,"Oh wow, I've totally never heard this one",MentalHygienx,Jokes,2016-09,My girlfriend just called me a pedophile...,1,0.9875154495239258,TODO 0
+251263,1,"I enjoyed the ""don't trust liberals"" message the entire piece carried...",lotkrotan,politics,2009-11,"The NYT likes to leak things. Important things. Things that change the course of the public conversation. From the Pentagon Papers to the ruined terrorist-surveillance programs of the Bush era, the Times has routinely found that secrecy is a danger and sunlight is a disinfectant. Until now.",0,0.8834345936775208,TODO 1
+193,0,We all know Cal is the true hypebeast,riskyrofl,streetwear,2016-12,ANTHONY FANTANO INSPO ALBUM,1,0.9786739945411682,TODO 0
+250798,1,Obviously that's all the EPA does,E7ernal,PoliticalDiscussion,2011-08,"Economic prosperity does not of necessity require free reign to go dump toxic shit in the drinking water. Clearly, you are not aware of that simple contradiction. Christ, it saddens me that someone bothered to teach you to read and write. They wasted their time, and mine.",1,0.986585021018982,TODO 0
+1261,0,You was right,caterham09,fantasyfootball,2016-10,I FEEL IT BOYS. THE TIME IS NOW FOR LAMAR TO FINALLY REACH THE END ZONE,0,0.7769118547439575,TODO 2
+250271,0,Why does everything have to be diametrically opposed?,Caraes_Naur,politics,2010-01,The Label Factor: Is Obama a Wimp or a Warrior? (would you rather have the smart wimp or the brave idiot?),0,0.702460527420044,TODO 0
+1767,0,"First one is clearly an event quest Chameleos, followed by good old Shen Gaoren (aka Giant Enemy Crab) followed by some kind of Shen Gaoren subspecies.",Taervon,gaming,2016-09,"""6/10 needs more cat puns"" -some reviewer, probably Seriously though these would be endgame monsters at that size.",1,0.6805475950241089,TODO 1
+250672,1,No one gives a shit how smart you are cracker.,NDND,AskReddit,2011-01,"How is this not considered racism? I recently got a notification of denial of admission to an ivy league school which I applied early action to. I have a perfect score on the ACT, full IB diploma candidate, 4.5 gpa, captain of 3 varsity sports, over 500 hours community service, and the interviewer said I was by far the most well-spoken person she had ever interviewed for my field. My black friend who also applied had a 24 on the ACT, took 3 AP classes all throughout high school, has a 3.1, and not a minute of community service or any sports. He was accepted. I was not. Remind me again, how is this fair?",1,0.6826443672180176,TODO 2
+527,0,This is why you move the cows out and use a bobcat (other skidsteer loaders are available) to muck out!,C_M_O_TDibbler,funny,2016-10,"I was helping muck out a barn when I was six, and two cows decided they'd lay against each other as I was trying to get the mess between them. I panicked and dropped to the ground, but for those two seconds I was squished, it was terrifying. Cousin came running over to see what I was hollering about and the dang cows were oblivious.",1,0.755143404006958,TODO 1
+1158,1,You could be twitter famous though!,urfriendosvendo,politics,2016-11,"And then what? People tweet, raise awareness, more people tweet, and everyone just carries on with their day while somehow feeling like they made a difference. It's slacktivism, nothing more.",1,0.6492810249328613,TODO 0
+1229,0,"it goes well beyond ""wanting"" this time ;-)",streetwalker,politics,2016-12,Russia has always wanted someone to win in every modern US election. We don't need to sound the alarm bells every 4 years.,0,0.890095055103302,TODO 4
+31,0,Khan Academy has a ton of stuff about cardio and respiratory,ChaplnGrillSgt,StudentNurse,2016-09,"Perfusion help I'm a first year nursing student and we just began perfusion. I'm so lost already, does anyone have any tips on studying this?",0,0.9712755680084229,TODO 2
+296,0,"For me it was never about Donald Trump; it was about the idiots he'd appoint to his cabinet, the supreme court, and the fact that with him a republican congress could pass socially & environmentally regressive policies unchecked.",Azarias59,worldnews,2016-11,"Pretty much this, which is why I voted for Clinton.",0,0.9829195737838744,TODO 2
+251116,1,Eye for an eye!,qujyqahev,offbeat,2010-10,Only in America.,0,0.7318578362464905,TODO 3
+251201,1,Only for folks who already have a net worth of $10 million or more; otherwise it's socialism.,mellowmonk,reddit.com,2009-02,Obama Should Give Every American 18 Years or Older 1 Million Dollars to Stimulate Economy - Commentary,1,0.9870564937591552,TODO 0
 2463,0,Silkroad Online.,echelon11,leagueoflegends,2016-09,What's SRO?,0,0.8118298649787903,TODO 0
-2464,0,"At some point, being stupid just isn't an excuse anymore.",AppleBytes,politics,2016-09,"To broaden that a bit, he takes advantage of people that are weak and vulnerable to get ahead. With that in mind, consider his strongest supporters are poor and uneducated. They don't know he's grifting them so he can get something he wants.",0,0.942793071269989,TODO 1
-2465,1,"Oh yeah, that week she missed.",chubbyasianfeet,SquaredCircle,2016-09,"I believe she dropped the belt cause she was injured, different case",1,0.6688777804374695,TODO 0
-2466,0,What's the video from?,coachFox,synthesizers,2016-09,"The Legend, Vocoder - Dankmus (Remix of that great Bode Vocoder demo)",0,0.9593638181686401,TODO 3
-2467,1,did you just assume my gender,ScootaliciousScooter,CODZombies,2016-09,"Yes, he edited. Used to say coordinates",1,0.9604401588439941,TODO 0
-2468,1,He forgot,dainelbr,undelete,2016-09,Commercial breaks ?,1,0.9904072880744934,TODO 0
-2469,0,The employer doesnt want to be associated with someone that holds those sort of views and is well within their right to manage their public image?,ohbi,unitedkingdom,2016-09,"That is not a fair comparison. In being a racist and obviously so, you only insult one or several people. When you shoplift, you are taking something that doesn't belong to you that is worth money. My phrasing was unspecific. What I meant was when it comes to their opinions and beliefs. By all means, be a racist outside of work, but leave it outside when you step through the door.",0,0.768574059009552,TODO 2
-2470,1,That always works and enough people will definitely do this.,toomuchoversteer,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,Because they're expecting 100 million of you guys to show up tonight!,0,0.8972465395927429,TODO 1
-2471,1,But Cyborg could be champ!,BrownieSundown,MMA,2016-09,Considering half the 135ers can easily drop to 125 and the fact that Peggy Morgan is ranked in the top 10 at 145 pounds with a record of 4-4 this division has zero depth.,1,0.8619655966758728,TODO 0
-2472,1,"Aww, but it's so much easier to cry about SJWs and over-sensitivity than consider that someone may react differently to things.",MetaCanoodle,canada,2016-09,"It's specifically designed to mount outside the window, looking into someone's house. I'm not sure it qualifies as a ""decoration"" so much as an ""alarming prank"". You can complain about over-sensitivity or SJW's as much as you like, nobody's forcing Home Despot to stop selling this thing. They're choosing not to, because it's bad customer relations... capitalism! If you guys still want one to mount outside the window of that woman who rejected you back in high school, I'm sure you can order it online.",1,0.9806450009346008,TODO 0
-2473,0,That's Kings legend Vincent Lecavalier for you.,lazarusmobile,hockey,2016-10,"They remember Kings and Flyers Vinny, which is a shame.",0,0.757239043712616,TODO 4
-2474,1,You're treading on some thin ice with that.,Drewski87,Patriots,2016-09,#BrownsLivesMatter,0,0.916728138923645,TODO 0
-2475,0,"Actually, OGSE is standalone.",Gaylordfaggot420,stalker,2016-10,"You are of good help, comrade, unlike Mr. Ivan Chesnokov. Might have to buy SoC again :(",0,0.5859256982803345,TODO 0
-2476,1,"Yes, because Planted feet is the only thing that makes Invention worthwhile",BerserkerLrd,runescape,2016-09,I don't understand why they are nerfing planted feet are they trying to make invention as useless as firemaking?,1,0.9865484833717346,TODO 1
-2477,1,Check your snowy white Finnish privilege yo!,captain_craptain,ColorizedHistory,2016-09,"What the fuck? In what world does it make sense to think that the sins of fathers pass on to their sons? That's just collectivist nonsense, and also the reason why war exists. I was not alive when WW2 took place, and also, most people involved are now dead. It has nothing to do with me. I am an individual like everyone else. None of this accurately describes Finnish people. In fact, you can't describe Finnish people the same way you can't describe any other nationality, because people are individuals, and large groups have too much variety. Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Where are all these tribalist retards you're talking about? Who the fuck actually thinks that history should be used to create prejudices against millions of people? That's just intellectually bankrupt. Just to make this absolutely clear I am from Finland too, and I know what I'm talking about.",1,0.9363792538642883,TODO 0
-2478,1,Sondern von mehreren?,dabayer,de,2016-09,Er wurde nicht von einem Radikalen ermordet?,1,0.5450781583786011,TODO 0
-2479,0,"Gotcha, makes sense.",ryguy379,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,Sorry my train of thought got jumbled between comments. I didn't mean to include that in this comment. It was fresh in my mind talking about using KB&M on consoles.,0,0.9755033850669861,TODO 0
-2480,0,"I... well shucks, you're right XD",kyokenbyo,40krpg,2016-09,Says DH2 in the title :P,0,0.9083113074302673,TODO 2
-2481,1,Seems like a reasonable tradeoff,devinejoh,CanadaPolitics,2016-09,"A properly executed attack against NK is estimated to cost approximately 30,000 lives in Seoul.",1,0.9347307085990906,TODO 0
-2482,1,Donald has really built up an extensive track record of service.,donedealio,AskReddit,2016-09,Hillary: Typical politician Trump: Citizen trying to serve,1,0.981537938117981,TODO 0
-2483,1,Styrofoam,niqqa888,streetwear,2016-09,Man I still don't even know what a boost is in general.,0,0.7257587909698486,TODO 0
-2484,1,you want 4 noob teammates?,magicalmakx,vainglorygame,2016-09,I just hope they can fine tune the multiplayer modules to allow for 5v5 coz I am personally tired of having 2 noob teammates,1,0.8933616876602173,TODO 0
-2485,1,"But guys, he's not *against* gay marriage, he's *for* family and life!",puckerings,atheism,2016-09,Pope Francis backs gay marriage protests in Mexico,1,0.9866610169410706,TODO 1
-2486,1,Geologist here It's a rock,ObsceneCobra,todayilearned,2016-09,"That makes sense. But what if, like, it was connected in the middle part with really dense rock and the outside rock wasn't as heavy?? Or I guess I just partly answered my own question. It must be made up in some way by different densities of rock so that it balances on the hill. If it was that, plus it was connected too, that would make it real hard to move. Can't they do some kind of rock scan with vibrations or something? Lol do they have that? Like I said I'm not a rock doctor.",0,0.8037695288658142,TODO 0
-2487,1,"Agreed, it's unfair to the ""moderate rebels"" being paid by the US, like the ones that beheaded that 10 year old on video, to lump them in with ISIS.",kaerfasiyrallih,conspiracy,2016-09,Syria think that all rebels are ISIS.,1,0.947624146938324,TODO 1
-2488,1,"Oh my god, fire Benning, seriously.",vancouversportsbro,canucks,2016-09,Best coaching decision in 4 years for the canucks.,1,0.9716327786445618,TODO 0
-2489,1,You're only supposed to vote in those polls if you've been paid!,inbox25,The_Donald,2016-09,"lel no, groups who support candidates aren't allowed support candidates. (they are)",1,0.8840457201004028,TODO 3
-2490,1,Why is his banana clip crooked?,rossiFan,MilitaryPorn,2016-09,Norwegian Army soldier with FN Minimi and M72,0,0.7429258823394775,TODO 0
-2491,1,"Ooops, forgot to write",Johnny5O,MoviePosterPorn,2016-09,"Hey, you said it, not me.",1,0.9899576306343079,TODO 0
-2492,0,"FYI - I'm having trouble keeping up with the requests for this, I'm shocked how many people have hit me up.",too_old_still_party,bassnectar,2016-09,"I have a soundboard of BN from 2006 at Fox Theater in Boulder, CO. PM me your email addy for a copy. It's for SURE soundboard of his entire show. I had a few people PM me about this before, but that was a while back. I'm ready to email it out now.",0,0.9596437811851501,TODO 1
-2493,1,Mouse and Keyboard,radyjko,RocketLeague,2016-09,"What's the best controller for Rocket League? What do you use? What do you think is best? Thinking of getting a new one soon, maybe some of you can help there too.",0,0.5120503902435303,TODO 0
-2494,1,Its shitty content,bengaldude545,AskReddit,2016-09,What makes you come back to reddit EVERYDAY?,0,0.649968683719635,TODO 0
-2495,1,So just normal Li-Ming,ThatGuyThatDoneThat,heroesofthestorm,2016-10,"Li Ming orbs, or missiles. Chromie W.",0,0.5909169912338257,TODO 3
-2496,1,Well this is going to be a fun format...,donogo,yugioh,2016-09,Juunishishi Speedroid Terrortop combos,1,0.9307124614715576,TODO 4
-2497,0,You would have to know the amount of lag your laptop screen has + the amount that your adapter has (some have lag) and then see how much you need to add from there.,anees12579,SSBM,2016-09,Noob question about melee and dolphin and lag.,0,0.9744052290916443,TODO 2
-2498,1,"No, that's Peter Parker.",Aiyon,Spiderman,2016-09,This IS Spider-Man,1,0.6878260970115662,TODO 0
-2499,1,"Ugh, you couldn't have gone out and done it at 6:66 PM?",Ghost_stripes,pics,2016-09,6 Fast 6 Furious,1,0.8432653546333313,TODO 0
-249108,1,i dont wanna see a comic about Saydrah,RoboBama,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-02,Social Media Expert,1,0.6140296459197998,TODO 0
-249109,1,I really do love the IE updates packaged with the Windows updates!,bdpf,reddit.com,2010-09,"Links and feeds I don't want, it's bloat I do not want. First impression - IE doesn't know what I want. Further example would be the setup questions I'm asked every time IE upgrades. There's no defaults preset for me, I have to click next, or say ask me later, click through 3-4 screens before I can surf to a site. Compare this to chrome - I'm presented with google search page on startup. That's it, nothing in my way, I downloaded a browser and that's what I got.",1,0.9323714971542358,TODO 0
-249110,1,"Oh come on, stuffed in the waistband is a much better solution that a holster",Mini-Marine,guns,2010-02,"Well, fair enough. I guess I meant ""in a holster to cover the trigger guard.""",1,0.8191391825675964,TODO 2
-249111,1,"duh, ones american, ones not.",neouto,atheism,2011-02,I honestly don't think there's a difference,1,0.9171727895736694,TODO 0
-249112,0,If a fee is unavoidable then I simply evaluate the cost of the total bill relative to the value of the services that I received.,joe0185,politics,2010-03,"Is it just me? Or is everyone tired of having a ""convenience fee"" to pay almost any bill now? This is just getting effing ridiculous, and seems like almost every one of my monthly bills, has a $1-3 fee just for paying your bill. Decided this month I have had enough, and am refusing to pay that portion of the bill for all of them. Does not matter if I even pay them in person, with cash, it costs money to pay a bill.",0,0.9745416641235352,TODO 2
-249113,1,"If you ask me, the game's been going downhill ever since notch implemented that ""world save"" feature.",aytch,Minecraft,2011-02,"You don't understand!!! Just having it as an option ruins the game because everyone won't be as hardcore as me. They will be cheating. Also, it will make me be tempted to use it!!!! It's just like fast travel in Oblivion. I can't just not use it!!! Tell Notch to stop adding so many options!!!",1,0.9813750982284546,TODO 0
-249114,1,"yeah, but those innocent people had it coming",dead_ed,politics,2011-02,"Yeah, we can all agree its a great thing when a deserving person goes down. But I would rather rather let 10000000000 people who deserve the death penalty get ""off"" with life in prison than let 1 person die for something they didn't do. The fact is, we have killed hundreds of innocents in the name of justice. And thats why regardless of the circumstances, I cannot and will not ever agree with it.",1,0.9869419932365417,TODO 2
-249115,1,Policeman,baconOclock,AskReddit,2011-02,"Was there a job you really wanted, but you weren't smart enough for it? I've wanted to be a doctor for pretty much my whole life but its not possible. What about you?",0,0.7562400698661804,TODO 0
-249116,1,I'm so glad such researches are well funded,Lachtan,conspiracy,2011-02,Fuck The Huffington Post,1,0.9871745109558105,TODO 2
-249117,1,"If it doesn't transform, then I am not impressed.",usernameZero,WTF,2011-02,Chinese man builds 5-ton model of Megatron from Transformers 2.,1,0.9474213719367981,TODO 2
-249118,1,Looks comfy.,chocolateysocrates,aww,2010-11,Re-post from r/offbeat: The way this dog sleeps is amusing,1,0.6360935568809509,TODO 4
-249119,0,Women's Studies,NakedOni,shittyadvice,2010-04,Which is the best major?,1,0.5553080439567566,TODO 4
-249120,1,Space is our perception of impulse transforming.,Jasper1984,philosophy,2010-11,"Time is our perception of energy transforming. If energy can nether be created nor destroyed, only transformed, and time is only our perception of reality, than time is our perception of energy transforming.",0,0.9002246856689453,TODO 4
-249121,1,"Well if Sarah Palin can't see it from her house, it can't be real!",jtucker65,Astronomy,2010-11,Or a plant by George Soros,1,0.9648540616035461,TODO 3
-249122,1,Thank you for this new and interesting picture,frigginwizard,funny,2010-11,wat (NSFW),1,0.7981910705566406,TODO 0
-249123,1,This guy is legit.,plasterofparis,Fitness,2010-12,How *NOT* to do situps,1,0.7979072332382202,TODO 4
-249124,0,His post was oddly full of written words for someone who can't... read...,whatureallywanttosay,reddit.com,2010-12,You're illiterate.,0,0.9268618822097778,TODO 3
-249125,1,"Funny, its a problem when someone says ""Dont' have sex with me without a condom,"" and then you go ahead and do that without his/her consent.",cmicek,politics,2010-12,"One thing I've learned from Assange's arrest: don't have sex in Sweden. If not using a condom is enough to spark an international manhunt, then I'm wanted in two countries and the protectorate of Guam.",0,0.9212930202484131,TODO 0
-249126,1,At least the money's not being wasted...,GeneralRobert,WTF,2010-12,Wikileaks Reveals U.S. Tax Dollars Fund Child Sex Slavery in Afghanistan,1,0.9071469306945801,TODO 0
-249127,1,"My favorite part starts at the 2:00 mark, the player walks into a corner and just start shooting and gets a kill.",MDoubleM,gaming,2010-12,one of the best cs frags movie ive even seen,0,0.7766745686531067,TODO 4
-249128,1,But dude then I can't play my online multiplayer fps games.,zaneyard,gaming,2010-12,"Yes, yes you are. It's called offline mode.",1,0.9874388575553894,TODO 0
-249129,0,"Riyadh 1993-1999 Jeddah 1999-2001 Back around 2000 was when the very first ""tourist"" visas were implemented and handed out to about 5 scuba divers.",tcksam,AskReddit,2010-09,"Different time, different place I would say. While I'm no apologist, there are big problems in KSA, but I do not recognize your picture. Where did you live and when? I live in Jeddah where I have never even seen a mutawwa nor have I experienced any harassment of any form. The Arab news regularly write critical pieces about bad leadership and management, and other papers follow, but of course it still far from the critical press in western countries. Lately the religious influence has diminished a lot. The king has openly fired clerics that try to interfere with his aims to secularise and liberalise. No visa is requires to travel between provinces and cities anymore. The internet is still monitored, but no one is reported to any ministry, a wish from the clerics that the king refused to accept. Everyone uses proxies. I general, the policy is ""don't ask, don't tell"".",0,0.9015605449676514,TODO 1
-249130,1,Because that would be *communism*!,storander,AskReddit,2010-12,"Why are there a million different organizations advocating for different groups rights (women's rights, men's rights, black rights, gay rights etc.) instead of just one giant group saying ""Hey, maybe everyone should just be fucking equal allready?""",1,0.9846882224082947,TODO 0
-249131,1,"Those are nifty pics, I'm so glad they have nice big high-res versions for us to admire.",Backstop,Ohio,2010-12,Cleveland Lighthouse Encased in Ice,1,0.9363229274749756,TODO 2
-249132,1,You're forgetting that all porn is exploitation and all sex is rape.,disposable_human,MensRights,2010-12,"Absolutely - the law treats ""rape"" as a well-defined crime, as far as I am aware. Yet in general discourse, ""rape"" can mean ""I regretted it later."" America has such a weird attitude when it comes to sex. A kid 12 years old can go to a PG-13 movie and see bodies blown up, blood all over the screen, but if there is a female boob on the screen? oh, forget it, it's rated R and we can't let them see that. To me it sure seems like scenes of violent death and murder are much more potentially traumatic to a kid than scenes of the physical act of love between consenting adults.",1,0.9870558977127075,TODO 4
-249133,1,"Yes, let's secede from the union to reestablish slavery as a form of cheap labor.",magnumix,reddit.com,2010-12,"On this date 150 years ago, South Carolina secedes from the union. I am ready for them to do it again.",1,0.9851846694946289,TODO 0
-249134,1,Didn't you know that logic and reasoning are just tools of the patriarchy and dead white men used to oppress the lower classes?,deltusverilan,MensRights,2010-12,I didn't know being a white male made you such a bad person. And Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought all cultures and races used Logic and reasoning? Not just white people?,1,0.9865348935127258,TODO 1
-249135,1,"Right, because there can't possibly be a contraction in demand in response.",bpmf,Economics,2010-12,Every 1 cent increase in gasoline decreases U.S. consumer disposable income by about $600 million per year. The move in oil in the past week alone has almost entirely wiped out the most recent stimulus.,1,0.9868279695510864,TODO 1
-249136,1,"What do you mean, ""becoming""?",dougj182,AskReddit,2010-12,"Lately, people have been honking at me because I wait for ambulances(with lights on) to go through the intersection when I have a green light. I can't go, idiots. Is the USA becoming retarded?",0,0.8847256898880005,TODO 2
-249137,1,"Yes, he totally deserves lifetime prison for carrying Das Kapital and some letters.",bike-curious,india,2011-01,I am one of those who think that Binayak Sen deserves it.,1,0.9869107604026794,TODO 2
-249138,0,"I don't see anything wrong with what she said, I feel the retard guy that posted was just plain stupid.",InCahoots,reddit.com,2010-07,May the Internet Have Mercy on Your Soul...,0,0.9792918562889099,TODO 2
-249139,0,might wanna ask Majupra (mod),Reveillark,hockey,2010-08,"BTW, does anyone know how I can get a Vancouver logo next to my name? I tried asking one of the mod and posted in a thread about logos but haven't had any response.",0,0.5979070067405701,TODO 0
-249140,0,I'm not really sure what you mean by this...,Blnd2Spll,philosophy,2010-08,"It seems to me ""free will"" is a concept imposed on reality that's ""not even wrong."" It doesn't make much attempt to describe the functions involved in human action.",0,0.8777180910110474,TODO 1
-249141,1,Whoa whoa right there... Christian terrorist is a contradiction in terms!,toddffw,atheism,2010-09,Christian terrorist planning to blow up Planned Parenthood arrested.,1,0.9764240980148315,TODO 2
-249142,1,What a surprise.,AmidTheSnow,Health,2010-05,One of the many things they didn't tell you about the Health Care Bill (the high-risk pool to provide coverage for people with pre-existing medical conditions is grossly underfunded.),1,0.9867021441459656,TODO 0
-249143,1,"Lol, but Obama is a socialist communist nazi, so we need to vote the republicans back in.",atwerk2,pics,2010-09,"Ladies and gentleman, this is what happens when you go to war.",1,0.9874453544616699,TODO 3
-249144,1,"Well, you give a bunch of Aussies, Kiwis & Limeys a little bit of alcohol and the rest is history.",centinall,pics,2010-09,"This is pretty disgusting, how exactly does it come to this?",1,0.690005898475647,TODO 3
-249145,1,The Social Network,Anchorage42,AskReddit,2010-09,"Let's say that an alien race visits Earth. What one film would you show them in order to accurately portray humanity as a whole, with all its faults and virtues? What film encompasses us as a species, and what genre would it be?",1,0.5356401801109314,TODO 2
-249146,1,...but we have to learn to live in outer space...,yoda17,science,2010-10,"I guess my question would be, why? The technological advances that came from U.S. and Soviet manned space programs have already been made. It seems further manned space exploration will just be chasing the tail of the diminishing returns curve until we have a suitable power source to make long distance manned space flight a reality.",1,0.9427738785743713,TODO 4
-249147,1,That looks completely safe.,ButtonFury,reddit.com,2010-10,Looking for a more efficient way to break your own neck? Build your own roller coaster in your back yard!,1,0.983228325843811,TODO 3
-249148,1,you forgot the,MarcoVincenzo,Economics,2010-07,Then we should all quit our jobs and go on unemployment compensation. We'd be out of this mess in a jiffy!,1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-249149,1,you just don't fly into Mordor you know,neofuturism,worldnews,2010-07,They could just fly to Wales or Scotland and refuel?,0,0.5156711339950562,TODO 0
-249150,0,"I send that, not only is Magento basically the best open source cart system, it's already zend based.",dawnerd,PHP,2009-04,Isn't magento Zend Framework based?,0,0.9441708922386169,TODO 3
+249495,1,You are free to say anything... as long as we agree with it.,NeoTheta,politics,2011-02,"Man charged with ""Jury Tampering"" for handing out pamphlets on jury nullification outside the court house",1,0.5779584646224976,TODO 4
+249768,1,But they already used up all the interesting source material!,Epistaxis,AskReddit,2010-07,I would like to see more Rome. We were cheated from seeing how kick ass Octavian turned out to be.,1,0.9469587802886964,TODO 3
+2299,1,An ex,kant5t1km3,MechanicalKeyboards,2016-09,I'm so sorry :( What'd you have?,0,0.8892892599105835,TODO 0
+251541,1,She needs to get beaten with a Bible for even saying the words.,fedja,relationship_advice,2010-04,My girlfriend recently revealed to me that she thinks that penises in general are disgusting and she also thinks the vagina is ugly as well. What do I take from that?,1,0.8688126802444458,TODO 3
+1389,0,"He could've ETS'd as an e6 or e7 and just got old, giving him the illusion of looking like a CSM",jhayes88,videos,2016-10,That dude looks like he was a CSM,0,0.8970279693603516,TODO 1
+250498,0,"I'm a big believer in not voting for the lesser of two evils, because really that's a one party system in disguise.",g00dETH3R,australia,2010-03,"i can put labor and libs 2nd last and last, but in the end one of them has to be dead last so the other one is going to get my vote curse you preferential voting",0,0.7272931933403015,TODO 3
 249151,0,TIL that people still play TF2,TehDood,tf2,2010-08,"Guy removes all keys except W and M1, plays Pyro, and gets dominations/killstreaks.",1,0.849754810333252,TODO 3
-249152,0,This would've been front page by now with more catchy title ;),boris33,reddit.com,2010-07,Real ID on Forums CANCELLED,0,0.6588426828384399,TODO 3
-249153,1,So damn racist,timesnewboston,soccer,2010-07,Anyone thought about it?,1,0.9803227186203003,TODO 4
-249154,0,"Same, South African.",munky82,reddit.com,2009-10,I got 10 correct and I'm not even American.,0,0.9700216054916382,TODO 0
-249155,1,Must be Obama has a better work ethic since he's not an American citizen.,Gnarzilla,politics,2010-07,"By this time in Bush's presidency 9/11 transpired, the invasion of Afghanistan, and invasion of Iraq, and Bush had racked up 216 days of vacation time (almost a full year), Obama has 85 vacation days during the same amount of time. Republicans need to shut the fuck up.",1,0.9836102724075317,TODO 1
-249156,1,DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY PRECIOUS DOGCHILD SPARKLES HAS ATTACHMENT ISSUES AND HER THERAPIST SAYS IT IS NORMAL FOR HER TO EXPRESS HERSELF THAT WAY THIS IS AMERICA DON'T LIKE MY FREEDOM TO RAISE MY COMPANION ANIMALS LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEN YOU CAN GO LIVE SOMEWHER ELSE XXX~~~XXX~~~EVERY DAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD~~~XXX~~~XXX OOO~~~OOO~~~THAT'S WHY TODAY IS THE PRESENT~~~OOO~~~OOO,THE_PROMISE,reddit.com,2010-07,Stop Dog Biting,1,0.9777122735977173,TODO 2
-249157,1,"that's helpful, thanks...",anystupidassname,AskReddit,2010-07,Yep.,0,0.7543275356292725,TODO 0
-249158,1,GLAD TO SEE REDDIQUETTE IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THIS THREAD OF COMMENTS,arcadeguy,WTF,2010-07,"Boarding an airplane isn't a fundamental human right, it's a privilege and you have to respect the safety of the other passengers. Seriously, who watches a video of the 9-11 attacks *while on an airplane*? You can't even leave your luggage by itself; THIS isn't going to set off alarm bells? In any case, all they did was ask the father and son a few questions and then let them get on their way. From a security standpoint, asking someone a few questions and being proven wrong is a lot better than letting an airplane full of people die. I feel like safety is a valid concern when you travel in a chair tens of thousands of feet above the ground moving at hundreds of miles an hour.",1,0.9682120680809021,TODO 3
-249159,0,i wish the government would let *me* run a federally sanctioned gambling racket.,sorabji52,Libertarian,2010-08,Funny how the Government never gave a shit about the Indians- then they started making money off of casinos and tax exemptions. Now the government is *very* interested in them.,1,0.9513016939163208,TODO 2
-249160,0,It's really too bad that Rachel Maddow can make even interesting news annoying as hell to listen to.,efox,reddit.com,2010-05,beaver dam twice as big as hoover dam,0,0.9227991700172424,TODO 1
-249161,0,Except theists misrepresent most-**everything** that takes away from the propagation of their worldview.,troffle,atheism,2010-06,"ugh, not sure I like this because it will be totally misrepresented by the theists akin to be analogous to some kind of ""jesus"" camp...",0,0.9769492745399475,TODO 0
-249162,1,How does Wikileaks find any time to do anything when Julian Assange is raping people left and right?,Zmodem,reddit.com,2010-08,WikiLeaks to release CIA paper tomorrow.,1,0.5894015431404114,TODO 2
-249163,1,"If you're not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about.",allahuakbar79,politics,2012-01,"So, just to be clear: - You can be arrested and held indefinitely without trial, lawyer, or chages. - Your electronic communications can be tapped without a warrant. - Surveillance drones and A/V recording lamp posts are being deployed across the country. - They can shut down any web site they don't like (if SOPA/PIPA passes). - They can order your execution without trial if they believe you're a terrorist. - They're monitoring the press for things they don't like. - The TSA can violate the Bill of Rights any way they like. - You can be arrested for protesting and beaten to death by the Police. And none of this is hyperbole. When the shit do we start panicking, here?",1,0.9875085949897766,TODO 2
-249164,1,Yeah you're going to need to root and overclock to run Elite well...,BDaught,mw3,2012-01,Holy shit this runs like crap (using a Nexus S running stock ICS).,1,0.8778216242790222,TODO 4
-249165,1,The scientific method is strong in this one,Very_High_Templar,AskReddit,2012-01,"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. -Harry Lime (Orson Wells), The Third Man",1,0.8370553255081177,TODO 1
-249166,1,"Because the UK, from which the US gained independence from, was formed after the US, right?",AnElite,AskReddit,2012-01,"The USA has been around longer than any currently existing European country*. *Provided you define ""country"" the right way.",1,0.9567266702651978,TODO 2
-249167,1,he's a witch!,Dalviked,gaming,2012-01,My name is Camden and I...I...I owned Superman 64. I actually think I made it to the last level. Don't fucking ask me how.,0,0.6102660298347473,TODO 0
-249168,1,Because she is smoking hot!,jamie1414,OkCupid,2012-01,"Might as well ask why a 5'4, 200 lb woman would list herself as ""curvy.""",1,0.6872153878211975,TODO 3
-249169,1,"Rephrase: ""yes old people *that are not computer savvy enough to recognize phishing* have steam""",rhobes,gaming,2012-01,Don't generalize. [](/troll),0,0.9080505967140198,TODO 2
-249170,1,"Ofc, you have to understand that they are all billionaires with some temporary cash flow issues, so they are really voting in their best interest.",rtft,politics,2012-02,Republican voters are PROUD to vote for people who lie to them and harm them with bad policies.,1,0.9874752163887024,TODO 1
-249171,1,"Sweet, now he can come play back up QB for the Texans and get a chance at another superbowl.",TucaTuca,nfl,2012-02,Peyton Manning medically cleared to resume NFL career,1,0.9415299296379089,TODO 3
-249172,1,"When things don't work, pointing them at your face and trying again is *always* the right choice.",HappyLittleTetrad,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2012-02,Not My Proudest Moment,1,0.8764018416404724,TODO 0
-249173,0,"I believe those are what the scientific community call ""tits"".",monkeyballz4evr,WTF,2011-11,Tori Spelling's Husband Tweeted this picture... *NSFW*,0,0.6342681646347046,TODO 0
-249174,1,"Mmmhmm, because everyone is born with perfect interpersonal communication skills.",Bobsutan,seduction,2012-02,This whole sub reddit is very desperate. Please just to talk to women imagine its one of your guy friends with out douchey jokes. This subreddit analyzes thugs to much and is a bit pathetic.,1,0.9871655702590942,TODO 1
-249175,1,But men are pedos!,Bobsutan,MensRights,2012-02,"No encouragement necessary, there used to be lots of male teachers. Rather we just need to stop chasing them away.",1,0.9870560169219971,TODO 2
-249176,0,TIL Tunisian milk is blue,nonponycountry,todayilearned,2012-02,"TIL All of the old buildings from Star Wars, such as Obi-Wan's house, Mos Espa, and Lars Homestead, are still intact and can be visited at Tunisia.",1,0.6256994009017944,TODO 1
-249177,1,"the resurgence of the friendzone jokes, followed by the female response, i can't wait!",fatmex,AdviceAnimals,2012-02,"No, but they'll surely tell their friendzoners all about it.",1,0.9090651869773865,TODO 1
-249178,1,Germs are just a theory brah,MetalGuitarist,atheism,2012-02,Prevent disease!,1,0.9861233234405518,TODO 2
-249179,1,Because it's cool to hate on stuff other people like.,SuddenDeth,AskReddit,2012-02,"Honestly, why do so many people hate Coldplay? I think they're a good band and I know every band gets its fair share of hate, but I've noticed that Coldplay gets a lot more hate than other bands. So why is this?",1,0.9187947511672974,TODO 2
-249180,1,"Well it would open up a lot of job opportunities for women, mostly the jobs of disposing of dead bodies and what not, but still, lots of glass ceilings being broken!",minibeardeath,MensRights,2011-11,This bigot thinks a virus that would kill all men is: a good idea.,0,0.9424532055854797,TODO 4
-249181,1,I'm so glad I'm a father and therefore unable to hear the cries of early rising children.,drag_free_drift,Parenting,2011-11,"NEW MOMS!!! Are you ready for the daylight savings time change this weekend???? Mwaaahahahahahaaaahahahha. We all dealt with it once upon a time. Prepare for all that sleep training to go out the window and start over on Monday morning. For some reason, babies don't understand the concept of DST.",1,0.935884952545166,TODO 2
-249182,1,Because Facebook revolutionaries are just what the movement needs!,RedMushtoom,occupywallstreet,2011-11,OCCUPY WALL STREET FROM HOME!,1,0.9855718612670898,TODO 3
-249183,1,Ha Ha Ha.,MercurialMadnessMan,AskReddit,2011-11,"Only 2 things come from Calgary private, Douchebag cowboy wannabes and steers, and I don't see any horns on you.",1,0.5200079679489136,TODO 0
-249184,1,"Damn it, I always thought Israel is a theocratic racist autocracy that is worse than nazi germany..",Galil,Israel,2011-11,"Why isn't Israel treated the same as Mauritania? Because Israel isn't a wretched third world country. Seriously, can people that are trying to defend a given action of Israel's stop using this argument? Over here in the states, when a cop shoots and kills an innocent person it's a big news story. When it happens in India or Sub-Saharan Africa it's Tuesday. We don't make a big deal out of it because it conforms to what we expect to happen. That's your answer. People in the West view Israel's treatment of Palestinians with shock and dismay because it contradicts everything else we know and expect about Israel, which is viewed as a liberal democracy. And all its ""defenders"" that are essentially asking it to be categorized with tinpot dictatorships and kleptocratic banana republics aren't really doing it any favors. If your cousin Dave has been hitting the bottle too hard, you get upset and intervene because he's part of your family and Dave can do better than that. If you see some hobo plastered on the street, you're, at best, just going to feel sorry for them and give them a few bucks and walk away. Same principle applies here. Israel isn't full of honor killings and children being burned by their families because someone accused them of witchcraft. It doesn't have a double digit illiteracy rate. There aren't malaria or AIDs epidemics and it's not functionally run by drug cartels. People in other developed countries judge Israel more harshly because Israel has less of an excuse to be fucked up, and because peer pressure from other democracies is more likely to actually achieve something. We think. If its defenders are trying to say that Israel is so fucked up it has no hope of getting its act together, well, that's an argument they might wanna make, I don't happen to agree with it.",1,0.9862333536148071,TODO 1
-249185,0,Somebody's been to a screening... best goddamn night of my life,Sottilde,AskReddit,2011-11,SPOOOOOOOONS,0,0.9141403436660767,TODO 1
-249186,1,"If only the Chinese were to start a war with the US then highlight all of the excess housing we could bomb each other, destroy the excess housing on both sides and save our economies!",snailspace,Economics,2011-11,"You mean to tell me that if you build a ton of houses, the prices will go down? Somebody alert Krugman!",1,0.9145665168762207,TODO 1
-249187,1,"Since I am a smug, know-it-all-as-a-matter-of-fact-atheist, I don't need you self-deluded Santa-worshipper to explain anything, so that's all cool, bro, but thanks for not trying, anyway...",a-t-k,atheism,2011-11,"its magic , i don't have to explain shit",1,0.5494869351387024,TODO 0
-249188,1,"Well, that was both relevant and helpful.",shamrock771,gaming,2011-11,Don't get in gaming politics if you just don't understand how it works.,1,0.9702906608581543,TODO 0
-249189,1,Nice... I bet you will do very well in life then...,SupaFlySnookums,battlefield3,2011-11,I wasn't in class at that time haha. But lecture is just supervised reddit time haha.,1,0.9778273701667786,TODO 1
-249190,1,"YEAH, MORON!",iNNeRKaoS,comics,2011-11,"If you're calling somebody a moron for enjoying something you don't then you might as well not say anything, because nobody is going to care what you have to say.",1,0.7934331297874451,TODO 0
-249191,1,"Yes, this will really solve the problem.",peepeepoopins,starcraft,2011-11,every1 should go report deezer,1,0.9866746068000793,TODO 0
-249192,1,"Exactly, government school are for teaching obedience to the government and authority, not for learning units.",CodeandOptics,reddit.com,2011-07,I hate teachers like this...,0,0.7240405678749084,TODO 2
-249193,1,Such ferocity.,FreeDirt,aww,2011-12,Mean pitbull,1,0.9182112216949463,TODO 0
-249194,1,But remember boys and girls he is just a batshit crazy republican theocratic racist.,PoundnColons,politics,2011-12,"I know. What a kook, right?",1,0.987656831741333,TODO 4
-249195,1,"Oh boy, I sure do miss me some good ol' American sweatshops!",rjung,news,2011-12,"The GOP plan to return us to the Gilded Age is change, right?",1,0.9845585227012634,TODO 1
+2040,1,you forgot the,maxxtraxx,WikiLeaks,2016-12,"I'm sure they are clean. The RNC isn't corrupt like the dems, and if they are thye wouldn't be dumb enough to put their nefarious activities in writing.",1,0.9897177219390868,TODO 0
+1968,1,"Finally, a useful application for Deep Learning",mommylovesme2,artificial,2016-12,Deep Learning Enables You to Hide Screen when Your Boss is Approaching,1,0.9336925745010376,TODO 0
+1937,0,Will trade breakout dot matrix for distortion,mr_irrelevant215,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-12,Breakout distortion offers,0,0.5565698742866516,TODO 3
+249991,0,"Irregardless, if congress doesn't care and most Americans don't do anything to reign in their representatives then the low approval rating is still probably a mute point.",popping_martian,politics,2011-08,"For all intensive purposes, BaconForBrains got the point across.",0,0.9832688570022584,TODO 1
 249196,1,Are you suggesting we still have a two party system?,Sagatious8,politics,2011-12,"It's becoming clear that in a two party system, you need both parties functioning properly or you're in trouble.",1,0.637766420841217,TODO 2
-249197,1,"Yes, because if you own a gun you are a fat lazy hillbilly slob.",Mini-Marine,politics,2011-12,Overweight out of shape hicks with basic guns vs highly trained advanced military Good luck with that,1,0.9870642423629761,TODO 4
-249198,1,KENDRICK LAMAR ... ... ... ... ... ...,Vancityy,hiphopheads,2011-12,Who you know go harder than Jeezy?,1,0.6322730183601379,TODO 0
-249199,1,The fact also that he extrapolates all this from two two minute trailers is astounding.,artman,movies,2011-12,"Or possibly ""tongue in cheek"".",0,0.8978965282440186,TODO 0
-249200,1,Image URL...mind blowing,hobbnet,funny,2011-12,Apparently I've been mispronouncing this for over a year.,1,0.7528659105300903,TODO 3
-249201,1,Thanks for the spoiler...,amorpheous,skyrim,2011-12,Doesn't seem that one-eyed to me...,1,0.9439507126808167,TODO 0
-249202,1,Sorry I forgot to switch accounts to CaptainObvious.,MrMango786,pics,2011-09,thatsthejoke.jpg,1,0.530038595199585,TODO 4
-249203,1,"See guys, the american education system totally sux0rs",veisc2,reddit.com,2011-09,I never saw it. Not a repost to me. Upvote!,1,0.9871834516525269,TODO 4
-249204,0,Have ALL THE BABIES!,vfr,atheism,2011-07,My extremely annoying coffee shop experience quickly followed by a very obvious realization,0,0.7523446083068848,TODO 2
-249205,1,"all bi guys are really gay, or just experimenting and will leave you for a woman in the end.",exasperation,lgbt,2011-09,Or just two stages. For those of us who are bi/pan/pomo.,1,0.9841267466545105,TODO 4
-249206,1,"b...but thats a generalization, how DARE you stereotype any culture at all *ever* you're horrible for even *considering* it",Esparno,reddit.com,2011-09,My concept of Katrina completely changed after reading this article. Southern racism is terrifying.,1,0.9869793653488159,TODO 2
-249207,1,BUT TULIPS ARE WILTING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,the_bob,Bitcoin,2011-09,"Nobody is saying that Bitcoin is dead, except for the trolls.",1,0.9479379057884216,TODO 0
-249208,1,With so many confounding variables I'm stunningly impressed they were able to make such a correlation.,Radico87,science,2011-09,"Breathing in heavy traffic fumes raises your risk of a heart attack for the following six hours, UK researchers discover.",1,0.9663404226303101,TODO 0
-249209,1,How dare you try to provide people with easy access to books?,Ragark,politics,2011-09,"If Tea Party members were sent back in time, would they protest against Ben Franklin's attempts to set up public libraries? I mean...what does an overreaching government need to supply us with books for any way?!",1,0.9859176278114319,TODO 2
-249210,1,"Yeah bro, girls love it when you drunk-text them... Every message brings you closer to winning her affection!",TROLOLERT,funny,2011-09,"Heh, it's not as pathetic as it sounds, she's been out of my life in that way for years (due to other circumstances like distance, not loss of attraction). We're friends and talk often, I just remain taken with her and when I'm drunk, that's what I do. I intend to pursue her again when able and I suppose in the meantime my habits make my intentions clear! Okay, maybe it is as pathetic as it sounds, but it's only pathetic until it's romantic, and I'm a cocky son of a bitch so I'ma stick it out.",1,0.986621618270874,TODO 4
-249211,1,"In their defense, there's no way they could've known that being completely reckless and crashing the economy would result in lower tax revenue.",HotRodLincoln,pics,2011-09,Damn Wall Street!,1,0.9857895970344543,TODO 2
-249212,1,because then you only risk getting lead poisoning and such.,tonedcat,WTF,2011-10,this and the story of the guy who shat on his cell phone is why I don't buy anything on the internet unless it is imported direct from china.,1,0.813792884349823,TODO 1
-249213,1,Wow that's really cool.,bocelot,pics,2011-10,I was nominated for Homecoming Queen and this is what I wore.,1,0.6960486173629761,TODO 0
-249214,1,"Oh, that strategy's worked out great for the War on Drugs.",subheight640,self,2011-10,"you dont get rid of the junkies, you get rid of the suppliers",1,0.984913170337677,TODO 1
-249215,1,If this happened in the playoffs Sedin probably would have gotten the penalty.,wrongnumber,canucks,2011-10,The Methot-Sedin Hit - suspension worthy?,0,0.819011390209198,TODO 0
-249216,1,"Oh yeah, that's totally obvious.",axiss,dotnet,2011-10,Integer division difference in C# vs. VB.NET,1,0.9873902797698975,TODO 2
-249217,1,"yeah, that's worked so well in the past.",486_8088,occupywallstreet,2011-10,To the protesters who are getting raided by the cops and having your stuff thrown away. I think it is time to contact the ACLU. They have seen this before and taken action.,1,0.9871214032173157,TODO 1
-249218,1,There are no stars when you're inside of a hangar in Texas.,daggity,spaceporn,2011-10,where are the stars?,0,0.7420562505722046,TODO 4
-249219,1,Henry,razorhater,MLS,2011-10,Who do you think will win the Golden Boot? It's 15 and 15 with two great scorers and the last week of regular season soccer. Who do you think will take it all? Who do you want to win it?,0,0.713018000125885,TODO 0
-249220,1,"Yup, because this god is so great and mighty that he had to kill this 4-month-old baby for his greater plan...",Voerendaalse,atheism,2011-10,"What I find difficult to wrap my head around is that there are people who believe there's a thing that kills four month old children ""for its glory"" and they think this is a good thing and worship it.",1,0.9872891902923584,TODO 2
-249221,1,Yeah you say that because you ride a hipster-esque Kilo...,skalnik,bicycling,2011-10,"from here on out I'm downvoting anything that use a gross pejorative overgeneralization like ""hipster""",1,0.8989425301551819,TODO 0
-249222,1,Ron Paul is going to have a hard time rounding up all the gays and atheists into camps with his hard-core Christian Theocracy agenda if he keeps this up!,Malkav1379,Libertarian,2011-10,Ron Paul: Heterosexuals in military 'causing more trouble than the gays',1,0.7398496866226196,TODO 0
-249223,0,Upvote for lulz.,lifeinthelittleapple,shutupandtakemymoney,2011-07,snuggie+hoodie=thuggie,0,0.83659428358078,TODO 1
-249224,0,It speaks to the assumption lying dormant in so many of us that all will be better if we could just make more money.,tokenbearcub,Buddhism,2011-07,"Not true, but pretty. Very Confucius. The problems that differ between a poor man and a rich man *can* be solved by wealth. Its the one's that are the same that cannot.",0,0.9742650389671326,TODO 3
-249225,1,All in the name of consumer benefit...,madsonm,reddit.com,2011-07,"Apple, Microsoft, RIM, and bunch of other rivals teamed up and won 6,000 Nortel patents for a cool $4.5 billion... just to fuck with Google/Android.",1,0.726028323173523,TODO 3
-249226,1,"Well, if that is all the evidence we need I guess we'd better gather up the lynch mob and find some rope.",jablair51,atheism,2011-07,"A tall tree in the same area where Caylee Anthony's remains were found was struck by lightning this afternoon. ""God has spoken. Casey's guilty,"" said Nicole Perez",1,0.9464918971061707,TODO 3
-249227,1,"I don't remember that one, link to the original thread?",sxtxixtxcxh,AskReddit,2011-07,I laughed so much there I started banging my fist on the table.,1,0.5215681791305542,TODO 1
-249228,1,Thanks Melvin.,spoiled11,blog,2011-07,"Neither, Owls are the Owls of the Aves Class and Cats are the Cats of the Mammalia Class.",0,0.5618839859962463,TODO 0
-249229,1,That text is nearly impossible to read!,zeroesandones,funny,2011-07,"I wonder, why did you turn a photograph in to a 256-color 8-bit png?",0,0.8480605483055115,TODO 4
-249230,1,That would be a great business decision.,1b2a,starcraft,2011-07,Inb4 Justin TV cancels Destiny partnership on breach of privacy contract.,0,0.5204338431358337,TODO 2
-249231,1,"We can probably still pin it on them, since it seems Breivik's hatred of muslims and multiculturalism contributed to his actions.",Deinosmos,politics,2011-07,Man it's great if this is just one loner and not muslims or something.,0,0.7803784012794495,TODO 3
-249232,1,"I'm white and might i say, i look exactly like that and so do all my white friends!",IR0NFIRE,funny,2011-07,White people,1,0.8680224418640137,TODO 1
-249233,1,"Yes, because making an actual lasagna would take a significantly less amount of time.",JimTokle,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-08,Solution: learn to cook.,1,0.9650223255157471,TODO 0
-249234,1,Could you *have* a more transparent username?,addictedtosugar,reddit.com,2011-08,"3 Muslim men killed after being run over by a rioter. They were selfless, protecting shops that didnt even belong to them for the community. When will the word terrorism be used for people other than Muslims?",0,0.9793056845664978,TODO 0
-249235,1,Not if you factor in AWT.,zorne,Physics,2011-08,"The question rather is, why just the most powerful corporations should influent world finances in smaller extent, than the less significant ones. It would be a sort of oxymoron of the ""powerful"" word. From this perspective the above research is trivial, rather than ""suspicious""..",1,0.5067790150642395,TODO 0
-249236,1,It's shocking that the rich Mario mythology didn't translate well into a big-budget movie,JamesHouse,AskReddit,2011-08,"Super Mario Bros., the biggest, bloodiest rape of them all. ;_;",1,0.9819839596748352,TODO 1
-249237,1,Pinkyflower = pinko = communist!,SlyScorpion,reddit.com,2011-08,pinkyflower? I'm not really good at this game.,1,0.9054955840110779,TODO 0
-249238,1,"I dunno, ""let the bodies hit the floor"" never gets old...",YoYossarian,Minecraft,2011-08,"I have to say, that your choice of music did as much for your video as the scenery did. Please pass this skill on to your fellow movie-makers.",1,0.965285062789917,TODO 1
-249239,1,"Well, that's what you get with a socialist communist president.",JAPH,videos,2011-08,"Just imagine him driving past someone, standing on the roof of an armoured car yelling 'Ve're going to Vawshington!"" Looks on peoples faces would be gold.",1,0.9852396249771118,TODO 4
-249240,1,Damn the opposition and their interference with the elected Administration.,thedarkerside,canada,2011-08,"Canada economy shrinks in Q2, 1st since recession. Q2 annualized GDP fell 0.4 pct, Q1 grew by 3.6 pct and exports down 2.1 pct.",1,0.9678075909614563,TODO 0
-249241,0,"because Jack is an interface layer above the sound device driver, not the underlying driver itself.",Ferrofluid,programming,2009-05,My question is: Why isn't jack used for everything?,0,0.6302268505096436,TODO 0
-249242,0,Bear Grylls would be proud of you,willcode4beer,science,2011-06,Only if I could wash it down with lemonade made from my own piss.,0,0.8746035099029541,TODO 0
-249243,0,Spreadsheet Simulator 2011,ronintetsuro,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-06,"After trying Eve online, this is what I must say to all the players of that game.",0,0.730039656162262,TODO 0
-249244,0,What are some top notch in demand games boy games?,bobfoot1990,gameswap,2011-05,"Depends on what is offered. I might trade 1-2 gameboy games for a 360/PS3 game...but it would strongly depend on what games. (If all you had was sports games, I would okay a trade for 100 gameboy games to 1 shitty 360 game....since sports games aren't worth much and I don't play them.) If you had top notch ""in demand"" gameboy games, I might do a 1:1 trade. As I said, it strongly depends on the offer.",0,0.936314046382904,TODO 0
-249245,0,Only on pizza Fridays.,ArtigianoDelCorpo,fitnesscirclejerk,2011-06,I heard they spend most of their time at the gym.,0,0.7940719127655029,TODO 0
-249246,0,Waffles,BowlingisnotNam,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-05,Pancakes,0,0.9422975778579712,TODO 0
-249247,0,That's not change.... that's more of the same.,sleepyslim,news,2010-02,Obama Grows the Drug War | Budget for arresting and throwing pot smokers in prison to increase by 3.5 percent over FY 2010.,0,0.615420401096344,TODO 2
-249248,0,Teabagger!,WhyHellYeah,reddit.com,2011-05,It's official. all black people can dance from birth.,0,0.6419879198074341,TODO 0
-249249,1,You know Barack Obama?,trabo,AskReddit,2011-05,I know lots of black people who are white.,1,0.7348456382751465,TODO 0
-249250,0,"As an American, I find it sad that you guys over there have been socialized to automatically think that recreational shooting is somehow a negative thing, especially considering that many firearms innovations and designs still used today have emerged from Europe in the first place.",aznhomig,guns,2010-07,"As an European, I find this frightening.",0,0.9830383062362671,TODO 0
-249251,0,This is what I do and it works perfectly.,televised_aphid,Android,2011-05,"It might be worth noting that you can also use Dropbox. Just set your desktop client to monitor a torrent folder in your Dropbox, download torrents into this folder from your phone, and they'll start automatically. It saves you another install if you're running low on space.",0,0.9390820860862732,TODO 1
-249252,0,She was not at the press conference.,JSIN33,politics,2011-06,"There's no evidence that his wife wasn't ok with this. Do you really think that there weren't any married people on chat roulette? They're all cheating? I don't think so. Lots of couples would be ok with this kind of thing - especially because there was not physical sex, or emotional relationship.",0,0.9258794188499451,TODO 0
-249253,0,What year?,disposable_human,MensRights,2011-06,Actually 6% non muslim/jewish. and it's 75% in the US..,0,0.8447898626327515,TODO 4
-249254,0,You can stop when youre dead.,barkbarkbark,Fitness,2011-04,Never stop doing squats.,0,0.7675560116767883,TODO 0
-249255,0,looks interesting might have to reinstall half life 2 for this,cohrt,gaming,2011-06,"Bank Heist Prototype, not to be confused with Payday The Heist, is a coop bank robbery simulation which will be released as a free Source Mod: looks great.",1,0.6138436198234558,TODO 1
-249256,0,"I'll be downvoted to hell for saying this, but *Meet the Spartans* was better than *300*.",mellowmonk,AskReddit,2010-08,"Dear Internet, why are parody movies almost always bad?",0,0.9317328333854675,TODO 0
-249257,0,A Life.,M0b1u5,gadgets,2010-01,"My zune is dying, and I'm getting a Droid in the spring. What should I get in the meantime? Yes, go ahead and tell me how much of an idiot I was to get a Zune in the first place. And when you're done, do you have any suggestions? I'm looking for something that's at least 30 gb (I have a shit ton of music) and supports album art. And preferably something that's supported by MediaMonkey. Not looking to pay more than $50-60, either. If anyone has an old, functioning mp3 that they're looking to get rid of we could possibly work something out over paypal.",0,0.668365478515625,TODO 1
-249258,0,Or pisses the owners off a lot more that they dig in their heels.,staiano,nfl,2011-03,A Judge has ruled that the NFL violated the CBA by negotiating TV contracts that keep paying during a lockout- this makes a lockout MUCH more difficult for the owners if it stands,0,0.9762188792228699,TODO 4
-249259,1,"One time my house got broken into by a white guy, because all white people are thieves.",jceez,videos,2011-05,I bet she can't drive worth a damn....the only accident I ever had was when an Chinese woman ran a red light and T-boned my car. Ughhhh,1,0.9796488881111145,TODO 1
-249260,0,"Quoth Joe Flacco, nevermore.",arichi,sports,2011-01,Baltimore Ravens aren't actually ravens.,0,0.8293508291244507,TODO 0
-249261,0,"*Redditor for one year* take my nod of approval, but your comment is still sick.",derwisch,funny,2010-02,"Damnit, your name makes me think you are into fisting. Internet, you have ruined me.",0,0.9261292219161987,TODO 3
-249262,0,I guess Obama is cooler than we ever imagined.,reddddditer,funny,2010-03,So an idiot Obama-hater tried to prove to me that Obama is gay and smokes crack cocaine by forwarding this video ...,1,0.7829006314277649,TODO 0
-249263,0,You must be white.,MonkeyWrench,politics,2011-05,Op had a random photo of some kids and one happened to look like the kid a little. thats proof enough for me. Why would the op lie? Plus it is on the the front page so it must be true. Also that's a terribly racist and offensive username you have.,1,0.8725735545158386,TODO 1
-249264,0,These are the worst because you never know when you will get to read another one.,allonymous,books,2010-11,It doesn't happen with every book. But the world definitely seemed colorless for a few weeks after I finished the most recent Song of Ice and Fire book.,0,0.875605046749115,TODO 1
-249265,0,Get ready to bend over...,NeoTheta,environment,2011-04,"Record gas prices due to peak oil, IEA believes higher prices still to come",0,0.8233150243759155,TODO 0
-249266,0,Any DunedEnts floating round?,Thalamos,dunedin,2011-05,Tits out for the boys! Any scarfies up in this bitch?,0,0.8455150127410889,TODO 4
-249267,1,mp3's don't age as well as lossless.,probnot,Music,2011-05,"Woah, a file that old must sound crispy like vinyl these days.",0,0.9155578017234802,TODO 2
-249268,0,Good thing for Bill he is not employed by NPR.,IMJGalt,politics,2010-10,Bill Maher: Am I Racist to Feel Alarmed By the Thought of Islam Taking Over the Western World?,1,0.70098876953125,TODO 1
-249269,0,"When he got to the point about how she wasn't there at 11:30, I expected a scene from Falling Down to take place in the local coffee shop.",AngledLuffa,relationship_advice,2011-03,came to this thread expecting something totally different.... Good luck with girl.,0,0.9652543067932129,TODO 1
-249270,0,Don't forget Mattapan!,borkborkbork,WTF,2010-06,"Boston *proper*? You must mean Beacon Hill. Because last time I checked, Roxbury and Dorchester are within the city limits of Boston.",0,0.6956668496131897,TODO 0
-249271,0,Israel already did... long time ago.,jacekplacek,worldnews,2009-03,Israel believes Iran can build nuclear weapons,0,0.9288204908370972,TODO 4
-249272,0,Be prepared motherfucker?,Inabit,AskReddit,2011-03,"Be prepared. (The Boy Scout motto has served me well. I know it is only 2 words, but 2 is all that is needed.)",0,0.8679888844490051,TODO 0
-249273,0,"Excellent article, well worth the time to read.",MarcoVincenzo,economy,2010-04,Jim Rogers: Sovereign Debt Risk (what happens after Greece?),0,0.7991161346435547,TODO 0
-249274,1,"Yes, the person should have to draw every possible configuration and amount of partners potentially included in what's called a family.",Benhen,pics,2011-05,"Forgetting about relationships with more than two people, are we?",1,0.9837606549263,TODO 3
-249275,0,And that's how Team Rocket gets its recruits.,Aerik,reddit.com,2010-10,I'm an Asshole: Drunk Painting,1,0.5930697917938232,TODO 4
-249276,1,That's very scientific of you.,32koala,askscience,2011-05,They'll last longer. An egg isn't rotten until it's rotten. There's no in between.,1,0.9534812569618225,TODO 0
-249277,0,So does this mean you aren't prepared to defend your post and just let it stand as 'not entirely my point of view' while issuing it as a bad pointed jab at the thread you linked?,stp2007,Christianity,2011-05,"Dear lurking Atheists: can you imagine trying to explain things to deaf, dumb and blind people? That's how we feel about you.",0,0.9699086546897888,TODO 2
-249278,0,He has neither power nor money.,big-o-notation,pics,2010-12,I was watching a Nightline program last night that showed me the true image of ASSange. All he cares about is power & money.,0,0.8696027398109436,TODO 0
-249279,0,I'll just report you now...,Messugga,gaming,2010-06,MWAHAHHAHHAHHHAHA!!!,1,0.9237602949142456,TODO 4
-249280,0,I've been living on my own for 2 years :),GragGunslinger,pics,2011-06,"Look like a couple of late bloomers. Great job man, next step move out of mom's place.",0,0.9446379542350769,TODO 4
-249281,0,Why clamps?,throwthisidaway,Fitness,2011-03,In case you don't know: Microloading plates - 4 of these weigh 2.5 lbs total. You will need clamps.,0,0.966663122177124,TODO 0
-249282,0,Meat Missiles,ghostmagic,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-06,What do black gay people have?,0,0.7581088542938232,TODO 0
-249283,1,"Based on what work I've seen from the current parties, even a minuscule amount of effort by this younger group at the job might be well more then that of the current batch of politicians.",GuruMedit,canada,2011-05,"Young NDP caucus will be a strength, not a weakness",0,0.9710959196090698,TODO 1
-249284,0,It's a pretty well established phrase.,eldigg,technology,2010-09,"In fact, no. I hadn't heard this particular phrase before. I see I'm getting downvoted. No doubt by people with odd facial hair.",0,0.7888854742050171,TODO 0
-249285,0,Since the face is completely flat (no loft) it would seem to be a putter... looks like a strange club to me,bmcclure937,golf,2011-05,What kind of golf club is this?,0,0.8684579133987427,TODO 4
-249286,0,He hasn't reached that level yet...,leevs11,AskReddit,2010-04,You forgot to mention that puking is just a way to make way for more alcohol.,0,0.6930591464042664,TODO 0
-249287,0,Enjoying your trolling?,GuruMedit,reddit.com,2011-05,"I didn't realize that we could put politicians in jail for being assholes. Thanks, I'll do that next time I see one.",0,0.8370462656021118,TODO 0
-249288,0,Paying the reasonable $75 is much different than paying the unreasonable hundreds of thousands and even millions.,Paul-ish,news,2010-10,Is this any more sad then someone who opted out of health or life insurance?,0,0.9608042240142822,TODO 2
-249289,0,Sweet mother of mercy...,ashgromnies,gaming,2010-07,Really? Really? Michael Bay?!,0,0.9466391801834106,TODO 2
-249290,0,"So if show up at your house, take your tv, and tell you they are investigating something, but not the tv...",mylescloutier,Marijuana,2009-08,"Feds are still raiding medical marijuana establishments, but they claim they are investigating some unnamed crime not related to pot",0,0.8913462162017822,TODO 3
-249291,0,not chick peas?,platytudepus,funny,2011-06,"Yes, and hummus comes from garbanzo beans.",0,0.8586020469665527,TODO 0
-249292,1,very carefully.,ghostmagic,funny,2011-05,htf am i supposed to read that ?,0,0.866570234298706,TODO 0
-249293,0,But seriously though... boobs are pretty awesome.,funkshanker,videos,2010-09,"Hopefully that wrath is reserved for people who simply write ""upvote"" and ""downvote"" and leave it at that... hopefully.",0,0.8628618121147156,TODO 1
-249294,0,hahaha I've never been downvoted so much for my sarcasm.,otaking,atheism,2010-10,"No, *god.",1,0.824969470500946,TODO 2
-249295,1,Where is the love?,platytudepus,pics,2011-05,"Someone just said that The Black Eyed Peas are the Beatles of our generation... I don't even. So here's a picture of me in a clown nose saying, ""Good job, guy!""",1,0.5067104697227478,TODO 3
-249296,1,It's His Divine punishment for the civil war,adfoote,atheism,2011-05,Tornado in The Bible Belt. After the many recent tornados in the bible belt do you think they think this is god punishing them or just and act of nature? I ask this because i remember many people from the bible belt saying the the earthquake in japan is god punishing them for Pearl Harbour.,1,0.965060293674469,TODO 1
-249297,1,You forgot the,UNCGeek,linux,2011-05,This is different. We're the good guys.,1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-249298,0,THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.,32koala,aww,2011-01,best package ever!!,0,0.8003678917884827,TODO 0
-249299,1,"""He didn't come back for you!""",Issachar,canada,2011-05,They should limit the Order of Canada to people who live in Canada. Robbie Robertson and Michael J. Fox have lived in Los Angeles their whole lives. What the fuck do they know about what goes on here. Same goes for: Shatner Keanu Shania Donald Sutherland Jim Carrey and lots of others. Canadian born does not equal Canadian.,0,0.7466643452644348,TODO 0
-249300,0,"I've done it, it was ok, but now I have an enameled cast iron dutch oven, works awesome.",BusStation16,Cooking,2010-12,Acidic things are said to eat away at the seasoning so I wouldn't do long-simmered tomato sauces in it but something quick is fine.,0,0.9540687799453735,TODO 1
-249301,1,Isn't everyone?,Bipolarruledout,AskReddit,2011-06,My best friend came out to me as bisexual. I don't know how to feel.,0,0.5091199278831482,TODO 2
-249302,1,"Maybe try the ""top hat"" next?",Bipolarruledout,worldnews,2011-04,"Tepco says fuel rods in the spent-fuel-pool of reactor #4 are damaged, fission may have resumed. New plan: move the spent fuel somewhere, somehow.",0,0.5472322106361389,TODO 0
-249303,1,That and commies don't pay for software.,Bipolarruledout,programming,2011-01,"I wouldn't say it was surprising that WP7 had more sales. He said it himself: There was no competition on WP7. There were several on Android, some available for free. It seems that if you have one of those apps that is easily copied, and benefits most from being first, better get it on WP7 now.",1,0.8289509415626526,TODO 0
-249304,1,Hey now.... don't be bringing *numbers* into it.... or the fact that the market share is likely increasing!,Bipolarruledout,programming,2011-01,He made more money on the WP7 version...,1,0.9424331784248352,TODO 2
-249305,0,Nice try CIA,Mokumer,reddit.com,2011-02,"Cuban Redditors: Lets follow in the steps of Tsunia, Egypt and the rest of the world. its been 53 years of this. Freedom for Cuba!!! I know I posted something about this a few days ago but its time to stop the suffering and hurt and misery being felt by so many just 90 miles away.",0,0.5027716159820557,TODO 3
-249306,0,"Assuming you live in Detroit, assemble it into the shape of a house.",5-4-3-2-1-bang,DIY,2011-05,What's a frugal way to store firewood?,0,0.8448047041893005,TODO 3
-249307,1,What about you?,YoureUsingCoconuts,WTF,2011-06,"Don't downvote this guy, he's contributing.",0,0.91347736120224,TODO 0
-249308,0,I'd say it's more of a 6.5 on the Colbert scale.,kodemage,pics,2009-11,8.4 burn factor.,0,0.7630773186683655,TODO 0
-249309,1,lol,Stare_Decisis,gaming,2011-06,"Dragon age 2, I enjoyed the diverse scenery and the epic, tightly woven plot.",0,0.9383133053779602,TODO 3
-249310,0,The answer is so blatantly obvious.,Nixon74,AskReddit,2011-06,"Girlfriend got wasted, ruined friends party, friend hates me, need objective advice. Last weekend we were at a party at my buddy's girlfriend's place. My girlfriend has waaaay too much to drink and does the following: 1. Tries to have sex with my friends girl 2. Asks friend for permission to have sex with his girl 3. Never mentions ANY of this to me (twenty feet away playing beer pong at the time) I had to find out days later when my friend decided to speak to me again. 3. Pisses a girl off by saying she thought she was going to marry the girls boyfriend, a guy I never heard of before. They apparently dated for TWO WEEKS in high school. 4. pisses me off by leaving the apartment to have a cigarette with a different ex boyfriend I didn't know was there and chats with him for 20 minutes until I came out looking for her. 5. And finally, the coup de grace, she pukes all over a couch that belonged to my buddy's girl's dead mother and passes out, leaving me to take the heat for the whole thing and drag her screaming, crying, drunk ass back to the apartment. I was praying we wouldn't get arrested. Then she puked in the bed. I've a somewhat colorful past myself, but because of that I try to stay away from headcases and fuck ups. We have been dating for awhile and she has meltdowns semi-frequently, although this tops everything by a mile. What would you do, Reddit, if you were me?",1,0.7129657864570618,TODO 4
-249311,0,Or Americans.,BrokenDex,europe,2011-03,The UK is secretly governed by Time Lords. Wake up sheeple!,0,0.6153762340545654,TODO 0
-249312,1,Wow look at those low rates,stumac85,WTF,2011-06,"I present to you, the worst commercial ever.",1,0.979432225227356,TODO 1
-249313,1,"It's not that it's easier, it's more necessary...",SisterMaryElement,atheism,2011-06,It's easier to get government money for the latter than for the former. Sad but true.,0,0.7816026210784912,TODO 0
-249314,1,"Oh great, cure the cancer, but give them autism!",rlbond86,science,2011-06,Researchers use human vaccine to cure prostate cancer in mice,1,0.9802402853965759,TODO 2
-249315,1,Make sure to leave in the old code if you have a manager that uses LOC as metric for productivity.,tau-lepton,programming,2011-06,"That is my goal too. i am certain that every time I joined an existing project, I wrote net-negative lines of code. I deleted 500 rambling, defective lines and replaced it with a one-line junior-high math formula. 500x. I deleted a 100-megabyte deployment package of maybe 10,000 files and replaced it with a 200-kilobyte single exe. 500x. This is what makes programming fun. My goal is 500x.",0,0.9742573499679565,TODO 1
-249316,0,"Honestly, my first question was ""Who the fook is Alice?""",doublfit,Fitness,2011-06,Go Ask Alice! Health Q&A Internet site run by Columbia University has a bunch of questions posted on fitness & nutrition.,0,0.8837612867355347,TODO 3
-249317,0,Looks photo-shopped!,litt,Winnipeg,2011-03,WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HAIR?,1,0.8946583271026611,TODO 3
-249318,1,"Personally, I think a Ph.D is the right amount of education necessary before voting",Paul-ish,AskReddit,2011-06,You should hold a college degree (or an equivalent degree such as a vocational school degree) to be able to vote. Stupid people should not be allowed to vote,1,0.7962952852249146,TODO 2
-249319,0,I like you.,pandagron,offbeat,2011-03,"Ahhh, I see. So that wasn't a question so much as a conclusion you reached about me, knowing absolutely nothing whatsoever about me. I wonder why you care so much, since I'm assuming nothing ever offends you. Or maybe you think you are God and only the things that you find offensive actually are. Just in case you are God, could you please do something about Jersey Shore? I *really* have to question your taste that you would let something like that become popular. You're losing credibility fast, my deity friend.",0,0.974388062953949,TODO 0
-249320,1,"Reddit's pretty pro-CNN, so I doubt you'll get much of a response.",redditor3000,worldnews,2011-03,"CNN Removed my comment about invading Libya, so I'm fighting the power and taking it to reddit.",0,0.937321126461029,TODO 1
-249321,0,I saw a recipe for bacon recently on here somewhere.,waitwutok,IAmA,2010-11,EAT SOME BACON DAMNIT.,0,0.964806318283081,TODO 0
-249322,1,"Becuase, Goddamnit, if I can't kill sand niggers, I better be able to let granny wither away...",justaverage,politics,2011-03,"The Republicans did just cut military spending in HR 1, and would happily agree to more defense cuts when paired with biparitsan cuts in social security and medicare.",1,0.9804466962814331,TODO 0
-249323,0,"He's a stutterer, I can't really rip on him for that.",PondoSinatra,Libertarian,2010-10,That and his.......... long breaks in the middle of sentences can be......... quite annoying.,0,0.8345789313316345,TODO 0
-249324,0,Enjoy every sandwich,gobiasomecoffee,listentothis,2011-03,"Warren Zevon - Lawyers, Guns and Money",0,0.8794230222702026,TODO 0
+250654,1,"But guys this is not a war, were just bombing the shit out of another country because the UN said its alright.",ireland1988,politics,2011-03,"Biden, 2007: ""If he gives authorization to war... without Congressional approval, I will make it my business to impeach him!"" Yeay for doublethink!",1,0.9874167442321776,TODO 4
+221,0,"""If you're not with me, you're a green nazi frog!""",Duliticolaparadoxa,nottheonion,2016-09,"To Clinton supporters, that's as good as a Trump supporter. ""If you're not with me, then you're my enemy"".",0,0.5458074808120728,TODO 1
 249325,0,"iFanboi iCirclejerk Re:Re:Re:FWD:Re:Re:Re:""My chosen communication device has more features and elegance than your chosen communication device"" /crapfilledvagina",tupidflorapope,technology,2010-04,iPhone OS 4: All the New Features,0,0.8489490151405334,TODO 0
-249326,1,"Well, they weren't speaking English.",empire11,trees,2011-03,It's unclear why you've assumed they were doing something nefarious.,1,0.9035542011260986,TODO 0
-249327,1,Irrefutable proof that Coca Cola hates black people.,Anthaneezy,pics,2010-12,"Around the beginning of the video the driver has a Coca Cola object in her hand, when the camera looks back you can see the Coca Cola being passed back and that's when the accident happened. I'm guessing the Coca Cola thing took attention away from the road.",1,0.9858249425888062,TODO 3
-249328,1,it's ok tea partiers arent violent.,powercow,politics,2011-03,"He ran for the state legislature in 2008, has identified himself as a good friend and associate of unsuccessful Tea Party-supported U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller",1,0.9877598881721497,TODO 0
-249329,1,"But keep posting those test data, so we know which dumb R-word students are dragging the whole school down.",redcolumbine,Equality,2011-03,VIDEO: First anti-bullying White House conference; reps introduce bill to ban discrimination in schools,1,0.9785826206207275,TODO 4
-249330,1,"...bu...but, the Republicans told us that under socialized medicine we would die in the waiting room...",13143,IAmA,2011-03,It might even be faster!,1,0.9871814846992493,TODO 3
-249331,1,"Yeah, I'm sure it was as simple as the title implies...",xylo36,WTF,2011-03,"Woman give birth with zero complications, then state removes child because the mom refused to pre-approve a C-Section. WTF?",1,0.9761910438537598,TODO 1
+352,0,Guess they're a bunch of math-Nazis.,TheXarath,OutOfTheLoop,2016-11,The looks more like pi than a swastika.,1,0.9399049878120422,TODO 3
 249332,1,fucking conan o'brien wannabe,phukka,pics,2011-03,Bill and Hilary Clinton,1,0.8777138590812683,TODO 0
-249333,1,but what about your permanent record?,assumption_junction,AskReddit,2011-03,i photoshopped a report card. surprisingly never got caught,1,0.875408411026001,TODO 1
-249334,0,"awww... you poor, poor victims.",schnuck,worldnews,2009-05,This is hilarious. It's a blatant lie because you need a pin. But just funny that anything bad that happens to these people is a Jews fault. This is really just evidence that you should never take these Palestinian started stores as true.,1,0.9851937890052795,TODO 1
-249335,1,You forgot this:,SenorCargage,politics,2011-03,"Far less than the 60K it took to fund it's creation. My guess is that it's removal, if bid out to the lowest non-union contractor, would cost about $150. If this bothers any liberals just think of it as a late term ""art abortion"". It's a case of unwanted ""art"" being responsibly disposed of so not to cause an unfair burden on society. I mean it's just a collection of brush strokes on a wall that are not really people and besides it really comes down to choice. Why are liberal progressive unions so against choice?",1,0.990003228187561,TODO 0
-249336,0,and they look just like him!,trabo,pics,2010-02,This is a photo op of the Jackson children. They all* seem happy and normal.,1,0.7171457409858704,TODO 4
-249337,0,if he's your ex boyfriend(s)?,dpadular,AskReddit,2011-03,"If he doesn't think Norm Macdonald is funny or if he doesn't 'get' MST3K. If the only books he ever reads are by Bukowski or Palahniuk or Vonnegut as if those are the only fucking authors that ever lived. If he has a small penis. If he doesn't think sailboats are awesome. If he's a marxist. If he doesn't like the taste of alcohol and makes an 'eww' face when he drinks it. If he is religious. If he has a time machine with a hundred trips loaded and he doesn't pick 'dinosaur time' as his first trip. If he only texts and never actually speaks to me on the phone. If he has an 'interesting' hair cut. If he hates camping. If he's broke, constantly. If he uses Karl Pilkington quotes as his own not thinking I'd notice. If he doesn't know how to fix a flat tire or do anything handy around the house (exception for men who grew up without dads). If he's a truther. If he's a scientologist. If he thinks NASA is a waste of money. Those are just the top ones.",0,0.779053270816803,TODO 4
-249338,1,Barack is only rich 'cause he redistributed wealth into his own pockets!,csours,politics,2011-03,"And white, Barack is also rich but that doesn't count for him",1,0.9844352602958679,TODO 1
-249339,1,But the graphics are so much better and you don't have to collect resources!,Andy_1,Minecraft,2011-04,"wow, did anyone see this? shameless",1,0.9873517751693726,TODO 0
-249340,1,"I woke up to this song every day for about six months, almost killed myself at the end of that",Andy_1,Music,2010-11,"""You Make My Dreams"" - Hall & Oates",0,0.9660947918891907,TODO 0
-249341,1,"Yes, because the western view of female sexual norms is certainly progressive.",DATZNOTMETULLZ,politics,2011-04,You want women to be more progressively sexual? More than they already are? ok.,1,0.9868791699409485,TODO 1
-249342,1,Did you have to have your silicone implants removed?,wasappenin,Dallas,2011-04,This cost me $3K in 10 minutes last night,0,0.8544621467590332,TODO 0
-249343,1,We can't have the TSA looking *bad* can we?,NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-04,That video of the 6-year old being groped by the TSA? It got mysteriously deleted from Youtube. This shouldn't happen in a functioning democracy.,1,0.9281041622161865,TODO 1
-249344,0,What male doesn't enjoy undressing women with our eyes whom we don't find attractive the slightest?,hangadweeb,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"Sure. If you're walking around with the thing flapping in the breeze like that, *everyone* is going to look at it.",1,0.9466508030891418,TODO 2
-249345,1,Because the Social Sciences are on par with climatology.,Scott_Ogilvie,AskReddit,2011-04,"All of us have lived on the Earth since we were born, and that makes us experts on it. The same goes for you. No on has to have a degree in climatology to understand what's happening: it's enough to get stuck in a blizzard or a hail storm and pay attention. We're suspicious of experts who get their credentials from on high, who have incentives to minimize things that are obvious to everyone else. The climate extends infinitely in all directions around us. It seems impossible to get a handle on how it works. How could anyone conceptualize the activities of billion of interacting forces? The idea that you need a complete understanding of the climate to come to any conclusions about it just serves to silence people. By that reasoning, only the best-informed climatologists are entitled to decide whether to go to work in the morning. However informed we are, at every moment we all have to choose whether to continue what we've been doing or try something else. Perhaps instead we can start from our individual positions, looking at the things that are familiar to us. If there are general principles that govern climate, they should be visible from wherever we begin. In this view, a climatologist isn't necessarily more qualified to talk about the Earth than a janitor.",1,0.9777339100837708,TODO 2
-249346,1,TIL women are dumb.,vade,atheism,2011-05,Intelligence is the ability to overcome such instincts or the degree that we have agency outside of them and is inversely correlated with religiosity. Is anyone really surprised?,1,0.9606732130050659,TODO 4
-249347,0,Just make sure to post about it.,isarl,funny,2010-11,"It's a distance learning class, and I highly suspect that my ""professor"" is a grad student or recently got her bachelors, and signed up to teach for extra cash. I'm thinking she would be highly unamused, but I'm also thinking that I can write a paper that's sufficiently bulletproof that any grade except an A would be cause to challenge her grading.",1,0.9214684367179871,TODO 1
-249348,1,Because that's what trans people are like.,quiggy_b,WTF,2011-01,"A hairy, 300lb guy in a dress is WTF and always will be.",1,0.9656177163124084,TODO 2
-249349,1,"Yes, the first 6 years were completely wasted and useless and none of the experience from those iterations had any valuable influence on the final product at all.",wlievens,gaming,2011-01,"The TF2 as we know it probably took about 3 years. Development on that one was started and restarted two or three times, and the final version was completely different from what they were talking about when TFC was all the rage.",1,0.9869998097419739,TODO 1
-249350,1,I am sure GS will use all that data for only the most ethical endeavors.,Mr_Zero,economy,2011-01,"Laugh, cry, or tremble in fear: Goldman Sachs pumps $450 million into Facebook - an in depth analysis",1,0.9866525530815125,TODO 1
-249351,0,I still can't find where it says that ...,vishalrix,atheism,2011-02,"According to that thread you linked, he isn't a mod any more anyway...",0,0.9261156916618347,TODO 0
-249352,1,your response was very appropriate and classy as well BigHarold,Peipeipei,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-01,That sounds very mature ButtFartMcPoopus,1,0.9410335421562195,TODO 1
-249353,0,"funny, but waaaaay late to the party",LouCardz,WTF,2010-11,Facebook Compliment Fail,0,0.9764358401298523,TODO 2
-249354,0,Or how is the motorcycle running?,hybird607,offbeat,2010-07,Dammit now I'm going to be obsessed with wondering how the hell he got in those jeans.,0,0.8666571974754333,TODO 4
-249355,0,"But hoping for that person to ""get back into the fight"" by picking up a weapon, so he could then be killed from hundreds of feet above, is.",tempusrname,WTF,2010-04,"That was not bloodlust, that was rules of engagement; you don't fire on unarmed people who've already been taken out of the fight.",1,0.6402686834335327,TODO 3
-249356,0,"Language is also meant to communicate ideas, something we can't do that well if people are just making up words and sentence structure all willy-nilly.",Diggtionary,politics,2010-08,"Get your little obnoxious head out of your ass. It's a fucking saying, an idiom of American-English. Language is non-uniform, and there are plenty of sayings which make little sense, or imply the opposite of their 'actual' meaning. Language is diverse and changes, that's what makes it strange and beautiful. Too chastise someone for the natural expression, just because you have some asinine hangup about it is immature, childish and makes you seem like a prick who gives out at the slightest thing, not allowing for any organic evolution or flow of language. Go read a book, at one time a lot of words and sayings were introduced to the English language. If narrow minded asshats like you had their way, they would never have been accepted, and English would be a less expressive, less beautiful language. Go do something which actually matters.",0,0.9653118252754211,TODO 2
-249357,1,And you can tell it works SOOOOOO Welll considering you're being downvoted,tracknod,motorcycles,2011-01,"I rarely vote either way and thus had not noticed it before, but yeah, that red box is annoying.",1,0.9747288227081299,TODO 1
-249358,1,I guess this means we need to start treating women the same as men - as a danger to every child in america.,Ctrl-Z,WTF,2011-01,Woman accused of videotaping sex act with a 1-year-old and e-mailing it to her Marine boyfriend in Afghanistan,1,0.9831399321556091,TODO 2
-249359,1,Because winning is more important that governing.,powerob,politics,2011-01,Report: Bush administration broke law in '06 races,1,0.9837693572044373,TODO 0
-249360,1,"only a 2000% upmark, what's wrong with that?",skybike,reddit.com,2011-02,For the rest of Canada with bell it's going to be $2/GB,1,0.9492698907852173,TODO 2
-249361,1,Like eating fish!,opossumsauce,pics,2011-02,There's plenty of ways to get protein and still remain vegetarian.,0,0.5495824813842773,TODO 0
-249362,1,"I'm sure this is exactly the type of bill Americans are really concerned about, as opposed to dealing with the foreclosure crisis or jobs.",ab3nnion,politics,2011-02,"After Patriot Act defeat, Boehner says GOP 'not perfect every day'. With a separate trade bill already pulled from the schedule, Republican leaders have failed to advance three of the five bills they had planned for the week.",1,0.985767662525177,TODO 1
-249363,1,This is pure xenophobia against Vaticanians!,sge_fan,politics,2010-04,Pope's immunity could be challenged in Britain,1,0.8507234454154968,TODO 0
-249364,1,Because the second amendment has been so carefully obeyed?,tsteele93,worldnews,2011-02,"As an American, I would like to suggest a new constitutional amendment, the inalienable right to bear cameras...",1,0.9850762486457825,TODO 1
-249365,1,YEAH 10 YEARS THATS NOTHING.,bronen,reddit.com,2011-02,"I know, such an unbacked and loaded claim, right? What.The.Fuck!!!",1,0.9870049953460693,TODO 4
-249366,1,"Yes, because dissolving a sovereign nation into small factions has no ramifications and is only being held up by the richest of the rich.",Darkjediben,politics,2010-11,"So chop up America into tiny segments, and provide each area what they need to provide universal healthcare and proper education. The areas that are richer can give up some of their largess in order to help the areas the poorer. Oh, wait, that's right - last thing Jeebus or the filthy rich would want is some poor kid getting health care when the rich could buy another cigar. What was I thinking?",1,0.9868249297142029,TODO 1
-249367,1,so you're on record as saying that he is **not** a lemur?,btgarner,pics,2010-12,"He's from Kenya, not Madagascar. Duh.",0,0.725494384765625,TODO 1
-249368,1,Me likely slavery.,Neverborn,politics,2010-11,"I think we should just tax 100% on the lower class and give them food stamps, free board, and free health care.",0,0.7949603796005249,TODO 2
-249369,1,Good thing shes wearing a diaper.,digglez,pics,2010-12,she'll shit bricks?,1,0.5108736753463745,TODO 1
-249370,1,This is exactly the kind of crazy talk that gets Amurricahns mad at the UN!,bokmal,WikiLeaks,2010-12,UN statement on Wikileaks,0,0.7748481035232544,TODO 3
-249371,1,So they should be assassinated without a trial...awesome.,Neiliobob,worldnews,2010-12,Looks like the vast majority of these people either killed Israelis or planned to do so.,1,0.9556492567062378,TODO 1
-249372,0,"If preventing arms smuggling while maintaining a concern for human rights was Israel's aim, they could send food, medicine, clothing, and schoolbooks themselves to make sure nothing sent in could be weaponized.",InspectorJavert,worldnews,2010-04,I agree with you. Nothing has made it easier for arms smuggling than the proliferation of tunnels.,1,0.5760704874992371,TODO 2
-249373,1,i like using it as,calantus,Music,2010-09,when people use LOL as a period it drives me crazy. But when 50 does it seems righteous,1,0.9661509990692139,TODO 1
-249374,1,"yes, because two tall, blond Swedish parents are equally likely to produce a short, black-haired offspring as a Han Chinese couple.",ineedmoresleep,worldnews,2010-09,That doesn't necessarily mean the differences are genetic in nature.,1,0.9860544800758362,TODO 0
-249375,1,But Bush never mispoke and his administration never told the country anything that was untrue.,IrishJoe,politics,2009-02,"wow, maybe she mis-spoke, dumbass",1,0.9866739511489868,TODO 0
-249376,0,Doesn't work in linux/opera.,maritz,WebGames,2010-09,Jabberwocky,0,0.7757407426834106,TODO 1
-249377,1,"Yes, and Toy Story was bout toys",tomek77,MensRights,2010-09,"You know Wall-e was about robots, right?",1,0.9428343176841736,TODO 3
-249378,1,"wow, an n of 9. you can totally make justifiable statements about the whole population based on 9 people.",rocktopotomus,reddit.com,2010-10,"Yep, we're fucked: ""Of the nine to 17-year-olds polled, 39% agreed with the following statement: 'The information I find online is always correct.'""",1,0.9862053990364075,TODO 3
-249379,0,Hey me too!,Nathan2508,pics,2010-02,So did I.,0,0.8813717365264893,TODO 0
-249380,1,"It's ok, because it's not creating entitlements",Grognor,canada,2010-10,So the Conservatives are being fiscally irresponsible to degrade the legitimacy of the census.,1,0.9857709407806396,TODO 0
-249381,1,No.... because the ones that did not get help did not have faith enough,marc_occa,AskReddit,2010-10,"I have a question. If god gets credit for saving 33 miners because he responded to their prayers, does he get the blame for all those who begged for his help before their deaths? What do you think are the stats on this?",1,0.939336359500885,TODO 4
-249382,1,Everyone knew this would happen if the gays were allowed to marry.,beatles910,aww,2010-10,We can all learn from this,1,0.9873932600021362,TODO 1
-249383,1,Black people can tell them apart.,beatles910,reddit.com,2010-10,Clones commit armed robbery???,1,0.9263628125190735,TODO 0
-249384,1,"Yah, you never find Muni bus packed like a fucking sardine can you can barely get on around here...",harsesus,sanfrancisco,2010-10,Maybe. But probably not. And it's not that much of a hassle to board at the front so the driver can check your pass.,1,0.5077816247940063,TODO 1
-249385,1,Remember not to interfere with other sub-reddits!,SageofLightning,MensRights,2011-09,Correct,1,0.6723301410675049,TODO 3
-249386,1,"he put it through a shitty photoshop filter, wrote the word that it was originally posted with up top then he posted it to a much more popular subreddit and got ten times the amount of karma than the original poster on top of that he didn't even link back to the original source pretty original, yup, i'm sure there were no other intentions than to expose it to more people",rojacasm,funny,2011-09,well legba didn't really just repost. He brightened the image and added font. totally his work now. like a remix. yup,1,0.9868199229240417,TODO 1
-249387,1,Yeah because reddit is such a minuscule community that no one you see would ever be on here.,geekgirlpartier,AskReddit,2011-09,The guy next to me is on reddit. What do?!,1,0.9865167140960693,TODO 3
-249388,1,"No, Computers are satan and World of Warcraft is The Matrix incarnate, here is the proof, any questions?",birdieman,wow,2011-09,Am I the only person that thinks this is extremely ridiculous and possibly overblown?,1,0.9345711469650269,TODO 0
-249389,1,It's called ending your comments with,coldacid,science,2011-09,ಠ\_ಠ I wish there was a sarcasm tag.,1,0.9904156923294067,TODO 3
-249390,1,NO your so wrong nobody on the internet is allowed to have a different opinion to me if they do they clearly fail at life otherwise they would agree with me.,Froogels,leagueoflegends,2011-09,"Someone has different priorities than me on the internet? They must be high school drop-outs. infallible logic. He's allowed to point out that a company has failed to follow through on any of their promises, and are about to pull the same shit again, without being bitched out by some idiot. Yes, that's right. you're actually the one bitching. because someone has a different opinion than you on the internet. Calm down.",1,0.9874150156974792,TODO 3
-249391,1,Sons of Guns on Discovery isnt good enough?,Sandy_106,guns,2011-09,"History Channel should bring this show back, or at-least show re-runs...",1,0.8676391839981079,TODO 1
-249392,1,It's funny because women hate sex.,Archontes,funny,2011-09,As a girl why I usually click on NSFW posts...,1,0.9869693517684937,TODO 4
-249393,1,They're just myths maaan.,BrokenDex,trees,2011-09,What about us bisexuals? *smokes spliff*,1,0.9763181805610657,TODO 0
-249394,1,"Yep the reported $30 million notch / mojang has would disappear from their bank account, and the fan base of ES games and minecraft / scrolls / cobalt is 100% mutual, so literally no one would ever buy another mojang game.",SFHalfling,gaming,2011-09,"Company A has popular series that sells millions. Company B prevents it from selling. People hate company B. Simple enough for you, or do I need to make a coloring book out of it?",1,0.9859667420387268,TODO 4
-249395,1,"Yea, can you make one with girls so I can masturbate without feeling guilty.",popctrl,leagueoflegends,2011-10,"this is awesome, can you make one with most of the girl characters??",1,0.847920835018158,TODO 4
-249396,1,Apparently in America only intelligent people vote,col381,pics,2011-10,"Your idiot friend always has as much effect as you do if you are simply voting and not active in politics yourself, regardless of compulsory voting. I think it would surprise you to know how many thinking people are apathetic ones who don't vote, and how the ""idiots"" are quite often the regular voters.",1,0.9821411371231079,TODO 3
-249397,1,She must have gotten confused in her sex-ed classes,MrBlahStrikesAgain,canada,2011-10,"I know right? I once took a girl out for some ice cream, and next thing you know she's sucking my dick. Silly girl, thats not your ice cream cone.",1,0.769105851650238,TODO 0
-249398,1,That's a good argument,soupforthesoul,india,2011-10,"Its robbery at least in India.. Elsewhere, it can be referred as service",0,0.6357778906822205,TODO 1
-249399,1,"To be fair, a map of New Zealand would include a reference to Christchurch.",Jugemu,atheism,2011-10,"Wait, you didn't lose it at a GEOGRAPHY book having God, Jesus and religion.",0,0.6327693462371826,TODO 0
-249400,1,"Fortunately, this is just attacking the rail infrastructure, not the passenger cars, so it'll just be continual scans for anyone who happens to be within 15 miles of a rail line.",experts_never_lie,worldnews,2011-10,Cue rollout of TSA ass probes on Amtrak.,1,0.9154846668243408,TODO 2
-249401,1,"Oh, yes, that's just what I want: Justin Bieber singing in my mouth.",darkon,reddit.com,2011-10,"Guys, you can stop looking, this is what I want for Christmas.",1,0.9760370254516602,TODO 1
-249402,1,"yep, every kid today needs amphetamines to be motivated.",aidaman,pics,2011-10,It's pretty depressing that today's youth needs to be medicated on amphetamine drugs to be motivated to do anything.,1,0.9838168621063232,TODO 1
-249403,1,"....that's the machine that makes those 3D pictures, right?",JonAudette,AskReddit,2011-10,"And I've met a guy who had to ask exactly ""what"" the Holocaust was. The depths of ignorance you can find is amazing sometimes...",1,0.9099536538124084,TODO 0
-249404,1,"Q them like 10 times, then ult ignite repeat",ProfessorLX,leagueoflegends,2011-10,"how the fuck do i play malphite? I seriously can't figure this guy out, he abilities scale off of ap, % of armor/ad, half his armor for bonus damage on E and another ap. Just how on earth do i build him? I try to max E first due to more base damage early on, or Q if it calls for it",0,0.7429912686347961,TODO 4
-249405,1,"ah, I had forgotten how highly touted the Jacksonville offense is...",Edward40Hands,nfl,2011-10,"Both of them have crap offenses though, Baltimore will rebound and get turnovers off them.",1,0.7652247548103333,TODO 0
-249406,1,"Yeah, ice that little bitch out until she learns not to share her thoughts with you.",chavelah,MensRights,2011-10,Your problem is that you let your daughter talked to you that way. She should apologize for what she said and you should put some distance between the two of you until she does. To show her that what she said is insulting.,1,0.7874858379364014,TODO 0
-249407,1,Clearly yelling at the police made them reconsider their actions....,_Tix_,occupywallstreet,2011-10,This is what resisting arrest and second degree trespass look like: Occupy Raleigh.,1,0.9847398400306702,TODO 3
-249408,1,"Seems to be no boobs, you are clearly inferior.",xensoldier,gaming,2011-10,I picked the wrong year to be a guy and to be Link for Halloween. Here's my shot at it.,1,0.9804133772850037,TODO 0
-249409,1,Don't need em.,duhblow7,reddit.com,2011-07,"How about brakes in a car, or headlights?",1,0.5074894428253174,TODO 3
-249410,1,"Transit is for poor people, and we wouldn't want the poor mucking up the carefully polished and homogenized Eastside, would we?",smithmikeg,Seattle,2011-07,As long as the site will be directly served by East Link...,1,0.980262815952301,TODO 1
-249411,0,"besides the fact that this could have been so easily edited that it's laughable, looks like a helicopter conducting some kind of test to me.",Gezbab,skeptic,2011-07,Can anyone tell if this is blatantly fake? Looks pretty legit to me.,0,0.9783843755722046,TODO 4
-249412,1,Might be some trademark stuff going on there.,radleft,guns,2011-07,someone has to organize a group buy.,1,0.6093943119049072,TODO 2
-249413,1,"Yea, there's no black market for weapons",xethus,funny,2011-07,Hahah. Clever. Now stop and think for two seconds about who the *customer* is for those landmines. Doesn't look so much like capitalism to me. It's like saying that capitalism cuts welfare checks.,1,0.9841328859329224,TODO 0
-249414,1,by being on their 'hit-list'.........,levelate,MensRights,2011-07,In what way are we intimidating you?,1,0.5316251516342163,TODO 1
-249415,1,Because no one over the age of 12 likes Metallica.,Eschatos,funny,2011-07,why are they a fanboy instead of a fan?,1,0.9804918766021729,TODO 2
-249416,1,It's because he played violent videogames.,tamasko,WTF,2011-07,"Schoolboy, 16, who murdered his ex-girlfriend over a bet for a free breakfast",1,0.9795880317687988,TODO 3
-249417,0,"Man, none of the roller derby girls around here look that good.",Over9Grand,ass,2011-08,Liberate *this*,1,0.8262807726860046,TODO 4
-249418,1,Hey this isn't the design they had in the movie!,thecabbagemerchant,TheLastAirbender,2011-08,Young Airbender,1,0.87295001745224,TODO 1
-249419,1,"wow, I guess that really proves it then, huh?",_mach,videos,2011-08,"This is psychological. I have been a veg my whole life, and went traveling in places where I had to eat meat. Zero ill effects.",1,0.9315053224563599,TODO 0
-249420,1,"Yes, the fact that she has healthier eating habits than you, and doesn't cut faces into individually sliced cucumbers for her kids, proves she's clearly an international vegetable smuggler with her 3 salad vegetables.",chochazel,offbeat,2011-08,Who the hell gives their kid 3 unpeeled cucumbers and a whole tomato as a snack? On a plane? I think she's full of shit.,1,0.9844299554824829,TODO 2
-249421,1,How is Notre Dame selecting a starting quarterback a slow news day?,goldiegoldie,CFB,2011-08,Slooooooow News day at ESPN. Why do I keep going there for information?,0,0.7704984545707703,TODO 0
-249422,1,"Gary Neville too, right?",abulfurqan,soccer,2011-08,Every player who moves club is a cunt. Thats why we all love Ryan Giggs Right.,1,0.8415013551712036,TODO 2
-249423,1,Let's put everything further away so that emergency services responding to that fire or explosion don't get there in time to save someone's life.,ehmze,pics,2011-08,Makes soo much sense...that way a fire or explosion would only kill maybe a few thousand rather than just a few. I see the logic of being a sardine now.,1,0.9640658497810364,TODO 0
-249424,1,Have you *seen* any political news in the past year?,mildlyincoherent,AskReddit,2011-08,ಠ\_ಠ Am I bad for laughing at the fact that the National news consisted of a teabagging story?,0,0.9457219839096069,TODO 2
-249425,0,"Yeah that is a bit bizarre - christmas decorations up in October... But if the market is there, and the space can be allocated to a slow moving segment for a month, all the power to them.",rainman_104,Economics,2009-11,Home Depot has had their Christmas decorations up for weeks near my house.,0,0.9794187545776367,TODO 0
-249426,0,Lupus?,mynoduesp,pics,2009-09,Inside House M.D.,0,0.8769804835319519,TODO 0
-249427,0,It will now.,Aerik,reddit.com,2010-09,Just saw this in the Kroger parking lot. Think this actually works?,0,0.8550482392311096,TODO 0
-249428,0,These acts all have Orwellian style naming.,Bipolarruledout,politics,2011-06,"Your information is slightly out of date, as of the fair sentencing act of 2010 the ratio is only 18:1. Although with a name like the fair sentencing act it should have dropped it to 1:1.",0,0.6043933033943176,TODO 3
-249429,0,Payouts fall outside the realm of possible.,myotheralt,WTF,2010-06,"Yes, but it's pretty easy to prove what's a glitch. These machines work on very complex math models for which a finite set of results *should* be possible. Anything outside of that is a glitch. They don't just display million dollar glitches for funsies.",0,0.9253233075141907,TODO 0
-249430,0,"Yeah, but lots of people don't seem to either.",fitzroy95,politics,2011-03,"Mercy is one of the greatest human traits along with compassion, understanding, and love. A computer has none of these.",0,0.8862727880477905,TODO 4
-249431,0,"and neither does anyone else, including the authors of the report",fitzroy95,politics,2010-03,"I'm glad you posted all of that and I've read most, if not all, before and agree with it. Nevertheless, those are unofficial statements. The ""official"" conspiracy theory is as stated in the 9/11 Commission Report and released to the public. And I don't accept it.",0,0.8416963815689087,TODO 4
-249432,0,More like: 1) Release bugs 2) Fix bugs 3) Add more bugs,IsThisTheRealLife,OkCupid,2011-01,"you're clearly not a developer. when developing an application, there's three phases involved: 1) Make it work (then release) 2) Make it work well 3) Make it make sense (this includes patching all the holes and problems you created in the first two steps) it's most likely that those metrics were legacy from an earlier stage of OKC and, since it worked, there wasn't a big motivator to devote development resources to 'fixing' it. seems like they finally had some extra resources to throw at the issue; so, now its resolved.",0,0.7084464430809021,TODO 0
-249433,0,"Usually it's more of a promise of something, like a fun evening at a ""youth event"" or ""hell house"" and it turns into pure WTF.",TheRedTeam,atheism,2010-11,"I don't know, in my experience, religious people uses bribes all the time. I've seen fundies giving away drinks and food before, so I guess a measly dollar isn't much of a departure.",0,0.9714178442955017,TODO 0
-249434,0,"He's also the guy who played ""Spear-Chucker"" on MASH the movie.",deanreevesii,WTF,2011-06,"Same guy that appeared in From Dusk Til Dawn. ""Yo Monkey man, Anything you got to say to them, say to me first!""",0,0.9203541874885559,TODO 4
-249435,0,"thats so....depressing, damn",jamie1414,IAmA,2010-11,"I think it's a subconscious fear of growing old, becoming unattractive, failing to achieve your long term goals, and dying alone. It's a rather immature mindset, if you really think about it.",0,0.9613341093063354,TODO 0
-249436,0,"We better be quick, if Gaddafi takes Benghazi our planes will be useless.",borez,unitedkingdom,2011-03,"By the time you read this, Britain may be at war.",1,0.8938489556312561,TODO 0
-249437,1,"Yeah terror attacks like Munich, OK City bombing, Mogadishu, constant suicide bombings in an Israeli market all were calm",AmericanParty,worldnews,2010-11,"Deadly terrorism existed before 9/11: We've been dealing with the same threats for decades. But we used to be a lot calmer about it, less self-defeating",1,0.9866238236427307,TODO 2
-249438,1,"Yes, thank the hard work of the carpenters and plumbers for building the house, but the architect should get no credit.",mcanerin,pics,2011-05,I think you need to thank Seal Team 6 and the CIA.,1,0.8744849562644958,TODO 3
-249439,0,"Haha, that's lovely!",Laurasaur,AskReddit,2011-05,"3 months... I used her car one day and as I turned on the engine I realized that I didn't even need to change the radio station. That night I asked her... I spent the next 10 months looking for a ring and we went to visit my Grandma. When my soon-to-be Mrs went to use the ladies room, Grandma looks at me and says ""So when are you going to ask her to marry you?"" I replied ""I've already done that. Now I need to get a ring."" Grandma walks over to her dresser and hands me an old sapphire ring surrounded by small diamonds and says ""No more excuses..."" So we got the ring adjusted for my wife and I tried to figure out how to give it to her as I had already asked. We had gone to a friends party the night before and Mrs. Olaf got a bit hammered so I got up early the next morning and cleared off the top shelf of the fridge and left the ring box opened as the only thing on the shelf. When she got up she went straight for the juice... and came out of the kitchen crying while wearing the ring. That night we went to another party and we decided to not say anything. She walks into the kitchen and a mutual friend sees the ring and starts yelling ""NOOOOOOOO..."" as his GF had been putting on the pressure. A good friend looks at me once he figures out why our other friend is freaking out and says quietly... "" you bastard."" They were all engaged within 6 months It's been 16.5 years so far.",0,0.9450962543487549,TODO 0
-249440,0,Change.,thebrightsideoflife,politics,2011-04,Obama bans The San Francisco Chronicle's Carla Marinucci from further events for using new media to report the fundraiser protest - reports of additional threats from WH,0,0.6831743717193604,TODO 2
-249441,0,I'm confused: Are these asylum seekers or crew members waiting to be returned to Indonesia?,glengyron,australia,2010-09,Asylum seekers in Darwin break-out protest,0,0.5538792610168457,TODO 3
-249442,0,LOL,NeoTheta,politics,2011-03,YOU BRING THE BOLD AND ITALICS AND I'LL BRING THE CAPS AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!!!,0,0.9383133053779602,TODO 3
-249443,0,"Copyright in some areas may need reform, but it is still important.",cheney_healthcare,politics,2010-06,Kill copyright. That would protect the free flow of media even more.,0,0.9833052754402161,TODO 3
-249444,0,Also there's the part where some ape of a guy who probably has inferior genes gets to pass them on while you get trapped.,themastersb,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"Happenned to me once, but at least she got the decency to tell me two months in, and then she aborted. I'm not going to take care of another man kid. Why should I? If the kids are born, and they're like, 2, 3 years or more old, it's another story, but taking the PAIN to endure her pregnancy, along with all the mood swings, and THEN endure the baby crying, shitting, not letting me sleep, with his face when he looks at me is saying **'yo bro-bitch, you ain't my father, my father fucked your girl one night then bailed out, and now you're the fool trapped with me, trololol!'** Nah. Sorry. Bitch find another fool. I'm with you, op, you did the right thing.",0,0.7276065945625305,TODO 4
-249445,0,Double jeopardy.,veriix,reddit.com,2011-01,"Completely agree in any sort of charge be it rape, murder, assault, or anything else. I HATE when people say ""well the few innocents that get punished are worth getting those who are truly guilty."" Who the FUCK are you to decide someone is nothing more than collateral damage! Plus a good number of those who are actually guilty that go free end up getting caught because they brag about it.",0,0.6633140444755554,TODO 0
-249446,0,"Not just cast, 5 weeks of shooting.",chriswastaken,scifi,2010-10,I had no idea someone else was cast before Fox. Very interesting.,0,0.8403873443603516,TODO 0
-249447,0,Gmail isn't in beta anymore.,douglasr007,technology,2011-04,It's in **Beta** as all Google services are -- forever.,0,0.8092813491821289,TODO 2
-249448,0,Breast picture I've seen today!,belt,pics,2011-06,Would you..........,0,0.8079890012741089,TODO 2
-249449,0,Do you consider the Kindle's display a monitor?,ropers,technology,2009-05,"No, I read the long version too. Fundamentally the concept of a mirror and a computer display are too different. You could completely modify the design of a monitor so that it included reflective elements, but it would no longer be a monitor anymore.",0,0.852821946144104,TODO 0
-249450,0,Oh you kids and your 'winning games'.,weewolf,leagueoflegends,2011-04,Thats how you win games.,1,0.6767773628234863,TODO 0
-249451,0,Or they were practicing disabling the biggest source of energy burst known to humans.,fountainsoda,reddit.com,2010-09,i want to believe they were temporal peace activists.,0,0.6098918914794922,TODO 0
-249452,0,Seriously... why *did* I waste my time waiting for Windows 7 when there were superior alternatives available?,btgeekboy,technology,2010-09,"True, but why waste his time waiting when there are superior alternatives now?",1,0.9080590605735779,TODO 0
-249453,0,"yeah, i actually think the grandson is secretly jealous of grampas sexual virility, so he cock blocks him.",superfusion1,pics,2011-06,"I thought the exact same thing. I mean, what are you worried about? Protecting his reputation? This sounds like the op is uncomfortable, not him. Let the man live his life!",1,0.6410374045372009,TODO 0
-249454,0,It looks like a ski lodge!,pdmcmahon,battlestations,2011-05,my wisconsin battlestation,0,0.8813302516937256,TODO 4
-249455,0,The only way to not get the floor wiped with you every time (because you have to beat several of them in succession) is to use a team of OU Pokemon yourself.,keiyakins,pokemon,2011-06,How are they forcing you to use OU? I'm not following you at all here.,0,0.8159430623054504,TODO 4
-249456,0,TIL there are still idiots who have Dells,evilpeter,technology,2011-02,"Dear Dell, don't try to charge me for a problem on YOUR website.",0,0.6638341546058655,TODO 2
-249457,0,Has anyone mentioned how the librul media sucks and Fox has great ratings yet?,rudieboy,politics,2011-05,"Fox News helped Sen. John Ensign cover up news of his affair. ""That is not the behavior of a news network. It is the behavior of an accomplice.""",1,0.8491036891937256,TODO 2
-249458,1,What's with the picture of the terrorist?,Osthato,reddit.com,2011-05,To everyone on Reddit who has helped others learn about Sikhism. Thank you.,1,0.5859321355819702,TODO 0
-249459,0,Lisa Burke- the designer... not sure about the actual model.,enkiavatar,worldnews,2011-05,"I came to ask who the model is, quite fetching indeed.",0,0.9550372362136841,TODO 0
-249460,0,Good luck.,pHreaksYcle,Ubuntu,2009-07,I'm looking for an IT job in Rwanda. Preferably Linux-related.,0,0.9040355086326599,TODO 1
-249461,0,I never get headaches must be all the weed!,TechnoJesus,science,2011-01,Have you tried? I personally use water for headaches but mine are not that bad most of the time.,1,0.9818135499954224,TODO 1
-249462,0,Thanks!,Jasper1984,redditrequest,2011-05,fixed,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0
-249463,0,I believe there's an achievement for doing just that,kingtrewq,starcraft,2011-05,"If a ranged unit fires missiles/lasers at a stalker and the stalker blinks away before being hit, does the stalker still take damage?",0,0.8171201944351196,TODO 0
-249464,0,"Yeah, my account was hacked too!",faultydesign,AskReddit,2010-05,I used thy excuse once too.,1,0.8538807034492493,TODO 4
-249465,0,AM I the only one thinks the ICP stuff is stupid?,snotrokit,pics,2011-05,Saw some Juggalos last night. One in particular looked rather sad.,0,0.9095902442932129,TODO 2
-249466,0,I key cars like this.,ACE_C0ND0R,politics,2011-05,Wow.,0,0.7689537405967712,TODO 2
-249467,0,Freud would have loved this.,scottklarr,videos,2010-08,I'm pretty sure this prank would mess me up for life,1,0.631452202796936,TODO 3
-249468,0,and it would probably make budda of your lock.,unkyduck,DIY,2010-08,Easily,0,0.8009113669395447,TODO 0
-249469,0,"That would actually require creativity, which the majority of public school systems don't seem to possess.",p0tent1al,pics,2010-01,I wish all of my grammar education could have been presented like this.,0,0.9571064114570618,TODO 2
-249470,0,"you forgot to say ""C-c-combo breaker!""",Tyrus,funny,2010-08,"Lemme guess, this will go on for several years with no mutation whatsoever, much like the ""his name is Robert Paulson"" thread.",1,0.8134291172027588,TODO 0
-249471,0,Can someone explain what this is all about?,rotll,Eve,2011-04,CCP Rescinds Banning Rule for AT9,0,0.9499558806419373,TODO 0
-249472,0,Its not too late to change you identity and disappear....,daemin,AskReddit,2010-12,I'm getting married in 3 weeks. Any man advice?,1,0.6324762105941772,TODO 1
-249473,0,Care to add any thoughts why you wouldn't buy CoD?,Ikkath,gaming,2011-02,"I still wouldn't give him the game, but it would be a tough decision. That said, he wouldn't have had the chance for a public appeal because I wouldn't have to ask my friends if Call of Duty is appropriate for children. Still, that was well-worded and hilarious. Reward him with something, for real. Maybe a ""T for Teen"" game like Rock Band, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed or Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions. Something fun that won't insult his age. So, unfortunately, maybe not Spider-Man. (I used to hate on Sesame Street when I was in grade school because I felt it was ""for babies"". Only later did I realize the true awesomeness of muppets.) Anyways, yeah: this kid is a baller *and* a shot-caller.",0,0.9280555844306946,TODO 1
-249474,0,Even worse in the books.,lounsey,AskReddit,2010-08,"That teacher lady in one of the newer Harry Potter movies, the one who wore pink all the time and was overly fond of cats. Her policies and personality made me want to introduce her face to a brick.",0,0.7919920086860657,TODO 1
-249475,1,God forbid we teach real world occupations at an early age.,GilroyPerkins,politics,2011-05,"So...say we privatize all education, and then we hire teachers to teach in these private schools. What to prevent these teachers, most of which probably came from the public school union jobs, from re-unionizing?? We just took a public workers union that the government has some control over, and made it a ""private union"". Seems like we'd be back to a similar spot - but I suppose the education machinery will be owned by these same billionaires? ""My kid Goes to Exxon High! They have excellent off shore drilling classes!""",1,0.9542855620384216,TODO 1
-249476,0,"I'm imagining they entangled the particles, left one in the lab, took the other with them in the car and drove for 20 minutes while taking readings?",jayknow05,technology,2010-05,Quantum teleportation achieved over ten miles. FINALLY. No more lag in my starcraft games.,0,0.923879086971283,TODO 2
-249477,0,"That's true, but I think here is the point of the moral hypocrisy inherent in not only *not* excommunicating but covering up and defending the priests' actions, even when they run counter to what the Church *should* say about assaulting children, violating chastity, and homosexual behavior, versus the ""automatic"" excommunication of this poor woman, despite her sterling record at this hospital and the mitigating circumstances surrounding this abortion.",Alanna,reddit.com,2010-05,"Keep in mind that the Catholic church is not a democratic body and doesn't especially respond to public criticism. They can enforce any rules they choose on whatever basis they choose. Wear a hat? Excommunicated. Eat Cheese? Excommunicated. It sounds ridiculous, but they have the right to do it. They get to choose what does and doesn't merit excommunication. They have no legal obligation to excommunicate pedophile priests, but what they do have an obligation to do is comply with law enforcement and, when the knowledge is available to the diocese, separate known priests from contact with children.",0,0.9836244583129883,TODO 1
-249478,0,It's a circlejerk about reminding me to post on the Marine Corps Marathon.,uncreative_name,WTF,2010-11,"Maybe, but I can't remember what this thread is about anyway.",0,0.5794353485107422,TODO 0
-249479,0,Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?,junkmale,Libertarian,2009-03,"Honestly, even if every possible bad side effect came about from the legalization of drugs, I would still support it. I just don't understand why these state leeches think they should be able to tell somebody what they can do in their own home.",0,0.9228898286819458,TODO 3
-249480,0,Never said they were so quit making assumptions.,dahlberg123,WTF,2010-06,Yes because all of those that voted for McCain\Palin are intellectually superior to those that voted for Obama.,0,0.9454887509346008,TODO 0
-249481,1,So when is the Secret Service coming to set up for the President's visit?,bdpf,politics,2011-02,Leave it to a democrat to ignore an absolute publicity gold mine.,1,0.7704212069511414,TODO 0
-249482,1,"Yes, because they *really* want less money",Arrathir,codbo,2011-05,Fuck... I really hope Microsoft puts up a fight to this crap.,1,0.9842884540557861,TODO 0
-249483,0,We assumed you had just finished a game...,D-Evolve,AskReddit,2011-06,That should have said watch out not what out!,1,0.5559213161468506,TODO 0
-249484,0,"USE A FUCKING TOOL, BRODOG.",zwaldowski,apple,2010-04,In english?,0,0.8273476958274841,TODO 1
-249485,1,"Well MAYBE if the ""takers"" wouldn't take so much, the ""makers"" would make more for the takers to take.",Lazysaurus,politics,2011-06,"The GOP campaigned, and won, in 2010 on the need to create jobs. Well, where are those jobs GOP?",1,0.9558497071266174,TODO 0
-249486,1,Actually they just put a special JRE in the Kinect itself.,ducttapedude,Minecraft,2011-06,"Looks like he's been spending time re-writing all of his code to work on the XBox with Kinect, unless the XBox has a JVM on it now that I'm unaware of.",1,0.797569990158081,TODO 4
-249487,0,~ Michael Scott,The_Revisionist,AskReddit,2010-10,"-- Somehow, Mark Twain",0,0.5694444179534912,TODO 0
-249488,1,Socialist's brutes,hydroxy,gamedev,2011-06,What's wrong with communism?,1,0.9839911460876465,TODO 0
-249489,1,You jerk!,HighBeamHater,Bitcoin,2011-06,I may be somewhat guilty. I sold off about 70 BTC at ~$30 and took the gf out for a nice dinner. But I bought back in! I still have 100 BTC so I'm still in it for the long haul (minus one $150 dinner),1,0.7561390399932861,TODO 0
-249490,1,The photographer is obviously a hippy with major hippy ideas.,SoSpecial,pics,2011-06,War.,1,0.9691973924636841,TODO 2
-249491,1,I'm so glad I bought that game.,ambivilant,gaming,2011-06,on the other hand MNC is dying despite being less than 12 months old.,1,0.9264954924583435,TODO 0
-249492,1,"I know, I know, I should have added a",glass_canon,Libertarian,2011-06,"The DJIA is not ""the 1%'ers"", it's an economic indicator. Do you have a 401K or retirement plan that is indexed to stocks or mutual funds? I do, and I've seen it's value go up around 70% since Obama took office. The simple question to ask consumers and business owners is: Are you better off now that 2.5 years ago? For the *vast majority* of people, this is true from an economic perspective.",1,0.9898576736450195,TODO 0
-249493,1,Obviously someone with more skin is going to be more concerned with how they look to others!,vornan19,reddit.com,2011-06,Please..Please explain this middle picture...,1,0.9818005561828613,TODO 4
-249494,1,well I'm glad it's FINALLY coming from a respected source!,ninjaDOLEMITE,politics,2011-04,Shep Smith: 'Fox News Can Confirm The President Of The U.S. Is A Citizen Of The U.S. Period.',1,0.9735777974128723,TODO 0
-249495,1,You are free to say anything... as long as we agree with it.,NeoTheta,politics,2011-02,"Man charged with ""Jury Tampering"" for handing out pamphlets on jury nullification outside the court house",1,0.5779584646224976,TODO 4
-249496,1,"god, I'm so glad the GOP is so mature and adult about their policies!",jimjoebob,environment,2011-03,"House GOP to bring back styrofoam cups, even though they're bad for the environment, simply because the GOP wants to tweak Pelosi who was in favor of a greener congress",1,0.987190306186676,TODO 2
-249497,0,Monsanto has one of the worst records out there.,Pher9,business,2010-10,"Monsanto income drops by nearly half, from $2.1 billion to $1.1 billion",0,0.9223076701164246,TODO 1
-249498,1,"We just need to pump up the GDP, increase growth, and pop out more babies and everything will be just fine!",sinkr,environment,2011-03,"Seriously, I saw the headline and thought ""Brink? Someone's in denial.""",1,0.98692387342453,TODO 2
-249499,1,"What are you talking about, it was working class people who took out loans they couldn't repay!",g00dETH3R,reddit.com,2011-03,"They'll get around to this after they regulate the OTC derivatives market that nearly ran our economy off a cliff. Since they didn't regulate even after this crisis, that means never, fyi.",1,0.9853429794311523,TODO 0
-249500,0,it's funny how quickly people forget that their insurance premiums have been increasing before ObamaCare.,woody412,politics,2011-04,I love how everyone is blaming the rise of health care premiums on the health care bill. Because it has nothing to do with some of the most profitable companies in the US using any excuse they can to make more money. Kind of like oil companies.,0,0.9152460694313049,TODO 2
-249501,1,Yeah my friend must be imagining things then...,meltmyface,badcompany2,2011-03,"Except the bullet won't go there, not until your sights have fully come up. I've got a plat with the gol,m24, and working on my sv98 all playing assault recon.",1,0.6784751415252686,TODO 0
-249502,1,"Well, at least she never became a System Lord, and I think SG-1 killed her off eventually.",ScannerBrightly,atheism,2011-03,"God had a wife but edited out in Bible, says British theologian",0,0.8402868509292603,TODO 0
-249503,0,"If this comment gets upvoted to infinity, it only gets one upvote.",throwaway293,pics,2010-04,"When I edit anything using my newfound admin powers, nobody else seems to see the edits. This appears to be another bug.",0,0.8171758651733398,TODO 3
-249504,1,lol.. worth every penny........,Crushgroove1,starcraft,2011-04,MLG Stream is Crystal Clear!,0,0.6707342863082886,TODO 3
-249505,1,"Yeah, must be the increase in the cosmic background radiation causing more new genes to be created.",Laurasaur,AskReddit,2011-04,"Its because these type of genetic diseases are appearing more and more in newborns. I have a sister with Celiac Disease, and she did not know that she had it until a year ago.",1,0.9814093112945557,TODO 4
-249506,1,"Multiple priors, gun charges, I don't understand why shooting the guy was necessary just give him what he wants and he will go away....RIGHT?",sagemassa,guns,2011-04,Robbery Suspect Dies After Being Shot by Victim,1,0.978674054145813,TODO 2
-249507,1,a mandate from the majority!,raziphel,politics,2011-04,"Or, a margin of 0.013%. Crazy.",0,0.7624222636222839,TODO 0
-249508,1,oh yeah....,JhonKa,pics,2011-04,"Got to play with the new Android Tablet, I must say it's WAYYY better than the XOOM",0,0.8589490652084351,TODO 0
-249509,0,"I am a woman, and I approve this message.",Xenologer,AskWomen,2011-05,"Flirting doesn't have to be hitting on a girl. To me, there is nothing more intimate than making a girl laugh. But I'm not an expert, and I'm a dude, so good luck.",1,0.5048092603683472,TODO 4
-249510,0,The OP deleted their post.,fishwish,relationship_advice,2011-01,Next time use the comment box. This shows up as a reply to me.,0,0.9781397581100464,TODO 0
-249511,1,Freedom isn't free.,mellowmonk,politics,2011-01,"After 8 years of American occupation, Baghdad gets less than one hour of electricity a day - Seven years after the 2003-U.S. invasion, power production in the country is still below levels reached under former leader Saddam Hussein.",1,0.8683988451957703,TODO 2
-249512,1,That $2K is the price of freedom ... freedom from free health care.,mellowmonk,WTF,2010-08,"Teen saves drowning boy. Hero is taken to the hospital for ""precaution."" Hero gets hit with a $2000 medical bill.",1,0.9676180481910706,TODO 2
-249513,1,"No way, brah, all it needs is rails on the main tube!",HotelCoralEssex,guns,2011-01,"That looks ridiculous, how about practicing and building the skill necessary to make shots on your own.",1,0.987334132194519,TODO 3
-249514,1,"if it was a white guy filming a black guy getting beat up in the streets, i'm sure you'd call him a racist as well",elshizzo,WTF,2011-01,That is incredibly racist of you to say.,1,0.8019087910652161,TODO 4
-249515,1,"wow, that was funny",elshizzo,reddit.com,2009-08,"The other day I stepped in shit, I didn't know if it was dogshit or horseshit, but in the end realized there is just about as much difference between the two as the bullshit of Bush and Obama.",1,0.9767627120018005,TODO 2
-249516,1,this line of thinking is working very well we just have to guilt fatties into eating less and obesity will be a thing of the past !,shodanx,AskReddit,2011-01,"People have to be held accountable for their own actions. Everybody knows that McDonald's is bad for you. People just don't give a damn. Quit blaming the system. You are the system, so are the fat people, and so am I. Do you think people just all used to be fat before the government stepped in and gave the gift of food education?",1,0.9596319198608398,TODO 1
-249517,1,"uh no, that's three",werealldoodshey,funny,2011-01,15 is this many ... (pic),1,0.6759300827980042,TODO 0
-249518,1,I love when the EFC (Expected Family Contribution) is more money than your parents made in a year.,heelsonholiday,happy,2011-01,Good luck! The biggest problem is for students who work as 75% of the money you make is suppose to go to your college fund or calculated for your EFC. That's what has screwed over everyone I know and myself.,1,0.9231829643249512,TODO 4
-249519,0,That couldn't have been well thought out...and it shows.,terraserenus,politics,2009-09,"Chief Senate Aide: ""All pornography is homosexual pornography.""",0,0.9024152159690857,TODO 0
-249520,1,"It's not that he supports crimes against humanity, he just supports other people's right to commit crimes against humanity.",krunk7,politics,2011-01,Duvalier the Libertarian,1,0.9511375427246094,TODO 0
-249521,1,Your logic: infallible!,pievendor,programming,2011-01,"So I guess you got a free dev phone too? Oh you didn't? Hmm, but I thought MS was better than Apple or Sony?",1,0.9810389280319214,TODO 2
-249522,1,Thank Satan it's being used to further the Military Industrial Complex's world-ending ends instead of being used for knowledge or interconnectedness.,tetral,gaming,2011-01,A real life Pip-Boy? I think so.,1,0.95216304063797,TODO 1
-249523,1,Like I would go outside if I lived there either... pfft.,deanreevesii,pics,2011-02,meanwhile in California..,1,0.9111573100090027,TODO 0
-249524,0,"Ok, but they will be unclean until evening.",PolityAgent,todayilearned,2011-02,Seven up-votes? This needs seven times seven,0,0.8933178782463074,TODO 0
-249525,1,Makes people think I'm smart.,acetv,math,2011-02,Why do YOU like/love math? Just curious,1,0.5255894064903259,TODO 3
-249526,1,"You see, that's the problem with atheists, unwilling to admit.",madwh,atheism,2011-02,"If our agreements makes us a religion, what about all the other subreddits?",1,0.8079589605331421,TODO 0
-249527,1,But but... Sweatshops!,trashacount12345,Libertarian,2011-02,"Good, I wish they had done this when I was that age. I started looking for work in California at 14 and apparently it is illegal for you to have a work ethic at that age. Then, once a year or so goes by and you can legally work, you have to get a permit from school and all this other bullshit. And THEN you can only work a couple of hours, at minimum wage, which means you can make like chump change at max, even if you are an ""A"" student. I wish a hard working 14 year old who wants to buy a Nintendo 64 could just go get a fucking job without having to learn about the cruel realities of nanny legislation and bureaucratic nightmares.",1,0.9873150587081909,TODO 0
-249528,1,you bloody anti-semite.,schnuck,politics,2009-04,What about the soldiers who destroy civilian infrastructures like hospitals and water supplies. Quite easy to rack up a few thousand death toll with people dying from lack of clean water.,1,0.9860408902168274,TODO 0
-249529,0,It was supposed to be a sarcastic title.,thexavier,Freethought,2011-02,Nothing new or sophisticated.,1,0.7248534560203552,TODO 0
-249530,1,"Yeah, Microsoft should totally abandon ship and adapt a POSIX compliant OS!",binary,linux,2011-02,If they went all Apple then this problem would disappear since everyone could simply use FUSE on a POSIX-based Windows then.,1,0.9872410297393799,TODO 0
-249531,0,"Use crackulous to remove drm and back up the apps, then upgrade.",gfsgregresgr,apple,2010-11,Will new ios update erase apps and contacts on ipad that are NOT synced with my computer? My dad got an ipad at a conference he attended. It came preloaded with some special apps related to that conference. I was about to update his ipad to the new os and it gave me a warning that apps will be lost unless I sync them with the computer. It wont let me authorize this computer to sync the apps because we were not the ones who put them on (the conference organizers put the apps on). I am worried if I update the os we will lose all the apps that they preloaded onto the ipad. Any ideas? Thanks.,0,0.9546578526496887,TODO 1
-249532,1,"Because nazis are the only group to do something bad, and it was all of them, every nazi killed a jew.",impyshaz,worldnews,2010-11,"You shouldn't operate on those for whom you harbor strong antipathy, or on your own family. It's professional to request another surgeon to fill in when there is a personal issue between the assigned surgeon and patient. Nazis are the only group I hate unreservedly. I wouldn't willingly assist one, much less save his life. I'd have to be the only surgeon available for a surgery that couldn't be postponed to go through with that.",1,0.987185537815094,TODO 1
-249533,1,Delta - big surprise,Snullbug,reddit.com,2010-11,Tattooed Passenger Asked to Step off Plane,1,0.9690893292427063,TODO 4
-249534,1,B-B-But that helps them create more jobs!,Iamnotyourhero,politics,2010-11,"What's most striking about Obama's deficit reduction committee's proposals is who is being asked to tighten their belts. They call for sacrifices from workers, the elderly, college students and veterans--while corporations and the wealthy are promised lower taxes.",1,0.9870122075080872,TODO 1
+250552,1,Ive got a solution to your misunderstood sarcasm.,xeltius,reddit.com,2011-08,"It was a joke. Also, I am still on reddit, I didn't go break my arm.",1,0.906862735748291,TODO 2
+251240,1,"Yes, clearly Fox news is a great way to stay in tune with the goings on of the world",rainman_104,canada,2009-10,"Have you watched the national news lately? If he got ""the pulse of the nation"" by watching that shit, I'd be even more worried. There's enough pandering to the polls going on in ottawa as it is. That said, I'd sleep better at night if he would've said something like BBC.",1,0.9867215156555176,TODO 2
+250520,1,"Behead those who insult islam, the religion of peace!",bronyraurstomp,comics,2010-10,"I've been blending Peanuts comics with quotes from Ayatollah Khomeini's ""Little Green Book,"" and it's been limitless fun.",1,0.9547615051269532,TODO 2
+2488,1,"Oh my god, fire Benning, seriously.",vancouversportsbro,canucks,2016-09,Best coaching decision in 4 years for the canucks.,1,0.9716327786445618,TODO 0
+250523,1,I bet she's one of those pesky pro-choice heathens.,Rach3,WTF,2010-07,Some people really just don't value life.,1,0.9866803288459778,TODO 0
+251466,0,The rich are citizens of no nation.,hs4x,politics,2009-07,"Yes, yes, they should leave, they made there fortune in this country but they owe it no allegiance at all, just pack up and go where the grass is greener now that there is no money to be made in America, just problems to be solved. You true patriot you.",1,0.6544047594070435,TODO 3
+250171,1,So... it is written by The Onion?,arch4ngel,atheism,2010-10,Christwire is satire. It's even in the FAQ.,1,0.6109375953674316,TODO 0
+1079,0,"It might be because of textures are eventually popped in, they still need to properly load first, thats what makes a ssd do faster I guess",Wolfboy656,blackdesertonline,2016-09,that's weird because friend said there was a huge difference between hdd and ssd. And I think the same thing.,0,0.97687828540802,TODO 3
 249535,1,"Better not dissolve it in a glass of water, you could overdose and face serious complications.",codeki,atheism,2010-11,No side effects? They also have no beneficial effects either,1,0.8683819770812988,TODO 4
-249536,0,"Hey, drinking is an integral part of being young!",slomo68,reddit.com,2009-10,"Don't drink and derive, kids.",1,0.9290701746940613,TODO 1
-249537,1,I love how women think they can get away with shit like this.,benhizen,WTF,2010-11,MTV Teen Mom beats & kicks baby daddy. Police file charges after watching the show.,0,0.7779596447944641,TODO 4
-249538,1,"If you're afraid objC isn't low-level enough, there's the Accelerate framework, C and ARM/Thumb-2 assembly you can use instead.",gfsgregresgr,apple,2010-11,"Stupid question: Are all iPhone/iPad apps written in Objective-C? I'm a Java programmer and I'm thinking about getting my feet wet with a simple app for iPhone and/or iPad. Quick question -- is XCode/Cocoa/Objective-C the only way to build an app for these iDevices? Objective-C seems intimidating, but there are so many apps, it makes me wonder if there is another way to build an iApp that I'm not aware of?",0,0.8750739693641663,TODO 1
-249539,1,"Hey, thanks!",NoahTheDuke,TwoXChromosomes,2010-11,See the link.,0,0.954468846321106,TODO 0
-249540,1,"Yeah, that'll teach her!",quodestveritas,pics,2010-12,"My girlfriend cheated on me, so I rated movies in her netflix account until I reached the desired result.",1,0.9834463000297546,TODO 0
-249541,1,I sure they planted informants in Christian churches after the OKC bombing.,waitwutok,politics,2010-12,FBI plants informant to incite terrorism in a mosque. Muslims are horrified by his jihad talk and... report him to the FBI.,1,0.9810365438461304,TODO 1
-249542,1,Yeah one of them did make the mistake of saving John Terry's life :(,Robzzz,soccer,2010-12,I wouldn't really assume anything positive about the Arsenal medical team.,1,0.7545953392982483,TODO 0
-249543,1,Yes because a 3rd party will win,Atheist101,politics,2010-12,Dont vote for anyone you disagree with. Vote 3rd party. Or write in.,1,0.987205982208252,TODO 2
-249544,1,It's all because we mixed the races...,ericmoritz,WTF,2010-12,"WTF! They were better dressed, could spell, and weren't fat. Even our flag-waving bigots have gone downhill.",1,0.9863224029541016,TODO 0
+1442,0,What were they last year?,Chilly1193,HangoutFest,2016-11,$249. It's on the website,0,0.6614398956298828,TODO 4
+249219,1,Henry,razorhater,MLS,2011-10,Who do you think will win the Golden Boot? It's 15 and 15 with two great scorers and the last week of regular season soccer. Who do you think will take it all? Who do you want to win it?,0,0.713018000125885,TODO 0
+249207,1,BUT TULIPS ARE WILTING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,the_bob,Bitcoin,2011-09,"Nobody is saying that Bitcoin is dead, except for the trolls.",1,0.9479379057884216,TODO 0
+251187,1,"Nice one, Nick.",einsteinonabike,pics,2010-01,Facebook is the new Myspace...,1,0.5499942302703857,TODO 3
+1599,1,"Dumb broad don't know what real trauma is, am I right guys?",GodlessLittleMonster,Military,2016-12,Lady Gaga reveals she has PTSD. And you thought yours was bad?,1,0.9826567769050598,TODO 4
+1486,0,pregnancy test,probshudbworking,AskReddit,2016-12,"What would be the dumbest item to have a ""buy one get one free"" promotion?",0,0.6220917105674744,TODO 4
+249990,1,"But, but... Evolution bro.",JohnsDoe,ronpaul,2012-02,"Whether or not this is completely true or not, it's blatantly obvious that r/politics is filled with a bunch of liberals who hate Ron Paul for varying reasons, most of which are just silly and nonsensical (although SOME do have legitimate issues with his stances, and that's acceptable). However, I don't really give a damn. It is what it is. However, it is sort of funny how biased people are and how they essentially ""censor"" r/politics, and those same people will turn around and slam Fox News for their ""bias"" and ""censorship"". It gives me a bad impression of liberals, honestly.",1,0.987628936767578,TODO 1
+1449,0,Mexican style!,SlothOnes,DanLeBatardShow,2016-10,AIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!!!,0,0.6861824989318848,TODO 3
+1352,0,I get this reference.jpg,Slacker619,magicTCG,2016-11,Stop genociding all my elves!!,0,0.9748539924621582,TODO 0
+250782,1,"And tempest and chronos can stun your whole team, they should be nerfed too!",xpinchx,HeroesofNewerth,2011-10,I'm aware her ult is channeling. It doesn't matter why they nerfed dance floor what matters is how it affects the game.,1,0.9823052883148192,TODO 4
+250703,1,Atheists don't sacrifice babies/children they are our source of food.,ralphie68,atheism,2010-09,"Then they grow into a hyper-majority superpower who insists on sacrificing the children of decent Amurkin Krischuns to the devil and instituting the practice of universal, compulsory, homosexual blood-orgies with farm animals. It's all true, I learned it in a Bob Jones University textbook. **edit**: not enough colorful descriptives for the blood orgy.",1,0.9300395250320436,TODO 2
+250117,0,"An alternative would be Zilker, you could have some folks claim a space and then walk up to them to ""see what's happening"" and then boom, wedding.",miyatarama,Austin,2011-06,I like the idea of it being on Congress when the bats fly because she won't think twice about a large group of people huddled around and there's plenty of green space nearby. Downside: few people anticipate their weddings smelling of guano.,0,0.951959192752838,TODO 4
+785,1,"Uh, hey bud, you fogot this:",daguise73,reactiongifs,2016-11,That is their main advantage. Hopefully we can get away with that eventually.,1,0.9903329014778136,TODO 0
+250767,1,Have Geek Squad build it for you!,TheDogKing,AskReddit,2011-09,"Reddit, I'm going to build a gaming rig... What do I need/need to know? Gentlemen. I've had along and long and unsatisfying relationship with my Hp Pavilion, so I figured it's time to let go. Goal: Build gaming rig with a GTX 560/570 in $900 ballpark",1,0.7304659485816956,TODO 0
+1621,0,*Odyssey to the West* would like to have a word with you.,jklingftm,progmetal,2016-12,"""This heart has chords but not a single one sounds new or fun"" uuuhhhh best lyrics 2016",0,0.8753812909126282,TODO 3
+250028,1,Drag to resize?,bigroblee,pics,2011-10,Especially true for XKCD comics as the mouse-over text is a part of the joke.,0,0.8682800531387329,TODO 0
+249383,1,Black people can tell them apart.,beatles910,reddit.com,2010-10,Clones commit armed robbery???,1,0.9263628125190736,TODO 0
+132,1,EOD Merit Badge 2017 confirmed.,ThatGuyAgain142,BSA,2016-11,"Artillery. I mean, why can't we just blow stuff up? Ya know, for fun.",1,0.8110166788101196,TODO 0
+249423,1,Let's put everything further away so that emergency services responding to that fire or explosion don't get there in time to save someone's life.,ehmze,pics,2011-08,Makes soo much sense...that way a fire or explosion would only kill maybe a few thousand rather than just a few. I see the logic of being a sardine now.,1,0.9640658497810364,TODO 0
+249754,1,"He was a convicted felon, according to all gun control laws, he couldn't get or possess that gun... Gun control - IT WORKS!",BlueFamily,videos,2010-12,"I've gotta say I agree. I have a hard time believing a man like that would go to the effort to get a gun over here in Australia, or any other country with similar gun laws, but in America he probably already had one. All he has to do is wake up one day and forget his anti-depressants, discover his wife cheated on him, get screwed in some legal action, lose a family member, or anything else that causes people to stop caring about their life, and you've got someone capable of causing something like this. It would have been horrible if he'd killed any of those people, but the truth is it's a tragedy that he was lead to that position in life and then died, too. Guns do nothing but give people a horrible amount of power with virtually no responsibility.",1,0.9569597840309144,TODO 1
+251098,1,And y'all thought we was a bunch a rednecks out hare in MO...,slapdash78,science,2009-10,Penny-sized 'nuclear batteries' unveiled,0,0.5642342567443848,TODO 3
 249545,1,Warms my heart to see the Cowboys doing so well this season.,Gandalv,WTF,2010-12,TD Celebration of the Year,0,0.7149739861488342,TODO 4
-249546,1,Yes because only men are the aggressors in rape!,missmymom,TwoXChromosomes,2010-12,It`s about time someone writes one of these for the opposite gender!!,1,0.9861393570899963,TODO 1
-249547,1,The great thing about this joke is that we've used it every year over the last decade.,HyperSpaz,funny,2010-12,"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 1280x800.",0,0.9344584941864014,TODO 0
-249548,1,This is Amurica stop shoving your soshuleest propaganda down our throats,vector86,todayilearned,2010-09,"Reddit, TIL that according to the CDC, if 10% of adults began a regular walking program, $5.6 BILLION in heart disease costs could be saved.",1,0.9707971811294556,TODO 0
-249549,1,As opposed to 'fake' color?,lightspeed23,todayilearned,2010-09,TIL the US Government is making a new $100 bill with real color on it,0,0.6430068612098694,TODO 2
-249550,0,"Big room, acoustic mats whatever... neeeed to clap",flowz,DIY,2010-05,"You clap as well :) My favorite annoyance at the moment is wide screen TV's in Spanish bars, looking for all the room lights reflected on the TV screen. (ex sound/ video eng)",0,0.8052762746810913,TODO 3
-249551,1,I'm ashamed to be white because the mainstream media has trained me to be a self hating white man.,MyMourningPenis,Libertarian,2010-09,"Reverse racism exists, and liberals exhibit it: in experiments, liberals demonstrated a racist bias against whites",1,0.9703245162963867,TODO 1
-249552,1,"Well, it's great to be a Texan.",tutelhoten,atheism,2010-09,"Really Texas Board of Education, Really?",1,0.745031476020813,TODO 2
-249553,0,It has since learned (and learned well) -- I just tried rhythm and as soon as it got the R it figured out the rest of the letters one by one.,skazzleprop,technology,2009-01,I knew it would pick all vowels first. So I went with Rhythm and it got only one letter before losing.,0,0.8793613910675049,TODO 1
-249554,1,"Man, the first was so shitty, this one looks even worse.",gmale9000,comicbooks,2010-10,Ten Brand New Batman Arkham City Screenshots,1,0.5323021411895752,TODO 1
-249555,1,Not enough tits.,Do_your_homework,leagueoflegends,2010-10,LoL could learn a few things about female character design from this.,1,0.590549647808075,TODO 0
-249556,1,"at $15,000 per year its going to fly off the shelves",infinityprime,netsec,2010-10,We released Metasploit Pro today. Yay. Just wanted to let you guys know.,1,0.6073843240737915,TODO 4
-249557,1,Thanks for spoiling the punchline!,mondongo,webcomics,2010-10,So what are YOU wearing?,1,0.8930533528327942,TODO 0
-249558,1,"At the rate things are going, that might not be too long.",khast,worldnews,2010-10,"no way, the US will definitely remain #1 until the heat death of the universe.",0,0.7489166855812073,TODO 4
-249559,1,They had to delay a crack down to justify the 'reasonable' expenditures on security.,bretticon,canada,2010-07,"Section 69 of the criminal code of canada is interesting: **Neglect by peace officer** *69. A peace officer who receives notice that there is a riot within his jurisdiction and, without reasonable excuse, fails to take all reasonable steps to suppress the riot is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.*",1,0.7727810144424438,TODO 2
-249560,1,"Yeah, no Jews no blacks.",rdldr1,IAmA,2010-07,"If a person owns a club, why should it not be their decision who they want in?",1,0.9876890182495117,TODO 0
-249561,0,"Not only that - but Muslim people are more likely to buy the watch, because it's a cheap watch that has a compass built in - several of the listed men cited its usefulness when praying towards Mecca.",besttestersduop,reddit.com,2010-05,This is the reason they torture people. Because they have a particular model of watch.,0,0.9742016792297363,TODO 2
-249562,1,What a waste of ad space.,nobody2008,science,2010-05,"To all scholarly publications, please do this from now on. It would make everyone's life a lot easier.",0,0.5088000893592834,TODO 4
-249563,1,Because Jews only give loans to whitey.,imbcmdth,pics,2010-05,Why does he assume that less whitey means less prosperity?,1,0.9877225160598755,TODO 0
-249564,0,"sudo ""make me a sandwich""|xargs mv knife ~/.Trash",javadi82,pics,2010-05,I got a complimentary side at Subway!,1,0.5851278901100159,TODO 0
-249565,0,"Take any job that is related to your field.. get experience, then move on.",TheDogKing,AskReddit,2011-09,"Dear Reddit, How do I make sure I choose the right job as a new grad? I will be graduating this year with a degree in computer science. I have a solid GPA and have a couple years of internship experience. So, I think I should be able to get a few different job offers. My problem is that my real passion is more for business than tech. I enjoy coding, but it is definitely not something that I want to do forever. I think I have good people skills, can write well, and don't mind speaking in front of groups. I know I would eventually like a job in some sort of managerial role, but am not sure how to best go about doing that. Should I try for a job where I can work in a more business role right away and risk losing out on a few years of experience as a software engineer? Should I take a job with as a software engineer and then attempt to transition to a more business-like role? How important is getting a job with a big name company? If I get a job with Microsoft or Google, would I pretty much be set? Is considering smaller companies a good idea for a first job? I have worked really hard the past 4 years to get good grades and have solid internships. I just want to make sure that I do not waste that work by not getting the job that best sets up my career. Thanks for any good advice you guys might be able to lend this evening.",0,0.9371554851531982,TODO 1
-249566,1,Shocking.,benjamindranklin,politics,2011-09,Tea Party Gets the Constitution Wrong,1,0.9861652851104736,TODO 0
-249567,1,"Wow, what a balanced article.",rngdmstr,worldnews,2011-09,"Hugo Chavez orders Venezuela's $29 billion in international reserves out of traditional havens in Switzerland, Britain and the U.S. to banks of its principal creditor nations - China and Russia.",1,0.9869486093521118,TODO 1
-249568,1,The finance industry uses advanced probability and statistics to work out that nothing useful will ever come out of mathematics that isn't probability and statistics.,lokithecomplex,ukpolitics,2011-09,"Actually, this is fucking unbelievable. Thinking about it, the reason why applied probability and statistics is still being funded is due to the insurance and finance industries!",0,0.6077967882156372,TODO 1
-249569,1,"NAW BRO, 720p=FLAC....DUH... cant wait to spin all my dope azz dubz in the club that i dl'd straight from utube.. dont worry they were all hd tho BRO ;)",kirkip,realdubstep,2011-09,No matter how you upload on youtube it wont sound too good,1,0.9862293004989624,TODO 1
-249570,1,"""Get that muthafuckin AK and spray, spray, spray..."" - Martin Luther King Jr.",Hikikomori523,Anarcho_Capitalism,2011-09,"To some degree yes, outright vengeance is a contradiction, however I think that the time may come when the state is in its death throws and one little push may be needed to get rid of it. I think since the state is in a constant well state of imposing violence on others reactionary violence towards those members of the state who most support its violence may not be unjustified in certain cases.",0,0.8615642189979553,TODO 0
-249571,1,Because there aren't thousands of people who would pay hundreds of dollars for it,sticker14,gaming,2011-09,"Konami, y u no make Complete Collection?",1,0.8803079724311829,TODO 0
-249572,1,"Probably because they spent all of their dole money on drugs, booze and TVs",cwstjnobbs,unitedkingdom,2011-10,Sharp rise in demand for food handouts from poverty-stricken families,1,0.9582342505455017,TODO 3
-249573,1,"Because of course if a girl dances with you, you're entitled to sex...",bakonydraco,pics,2011-10,Sheltered College Freshman at a Dance Club,1,0.9871755242347717,TODO 4
-249574,1,"Yes, because humans haven't yet invented technology wherein we can point a device at something and watch it remotely on a screen that is far removed from aforementioned something.",bonochromatic,pics,2011-10,"I agree most zoos do not provide particularly great habitats. However, if we value zoos for the preservation and educational effect, you have to agree that an enclosier must be small enough that you can actually see the animals inside.",1,0.9874787330627441,TODO 0
-249575,1,"It should have Modern Warfare in the title, or some sort of sports game with a new year in the title.",richdub,gaming,2011-10,"So what do you think a $60 game should contain to justify it's full price? So, lately I see a lot of complaining about DLC and pre-order bonuses. More specifically, people complaining that developers taking things out that should be in the game and charging us extra for it. I've been gaming for 10 years now, and from what I've seen, games for the most part have gotten bigger and longer while remaining at more or less the same price. So the way I see it, the DLC/pre-order bonuses are indeed ""extras"" that add to the game. I have never played a game and felt that it was incomplete because I didn't get a piece of DLC or pre-order bonus. So with that said, I'm curious. What does a game need to have to make you satisfied to pay a full $60 for it, and not feel like anything was missing. let's get a standard formatted poll going, list a genre, and what you think needs to be in the game for you to be happy that you paid $60 for it. (Assuming it is a game you enjoyed) I'll start. Shooters (1st and 3rd person) * 10 + hour single player campaign * 12 + weapons * Competitive multiplayer with at least 4 game modes and 10 maps * Some form of co-op multiplayer, either campaign or horde. One or the other.",0,0.7995727062225342,TODO 0
-249576,1,"Men, can you do humanity a favor and stop being stupid, mean, and violent?",NiceGuysSTFU,MensRights,2011-10,"Ladies, can you do humanity a favour?... and stop having sex with stupid, mean and violent men? Could you at least think about it?",1,0.8941083550453186,TODO 2
-249577,1,Hello this is all well and good but remember Optimus Prime is not real,tnftlineevrytime,atheism,2011-10,"If people are going to worship a fictional character, they may as well pick a better one.",1,0.9116043448448181,TODO 1
-249578,1,"Psh, doesn't look OP at all.........",Jdban,starcraft,2011-10,Did anyone else see those 2 shredders just destroy lings?,1,0.9869677424430847,TODO 4
-249579,1,Give the guy a break - it took Hitler a few years to transition from democracy to dictatorship too you know...,richmomz,politics,2011-10,What took him so long?,1,0.89922696352005,TODO 4
-249580,1,So why aren't they buying robots from china then?,2coolfordigg,politics,2011-10,Alabama farmers facing severe labor shortage after legal and illegal immigrants flee the state following passage of a strong anti-immigration bill.,1,0.792570948600769,TODO 0
-249581,1,"OK, yes, I'm jealous.",Lana_Kane,pics,2011-10,"Be gentle. I'm no cosplay enthusiast, just a rabid Archer fan. (My Lana Kane Halloween costume)",0,0.9559242129325867,TODO 0
-249582,1,Let's just not dress up in costumes or have any fun of any kind ever again in case it might offend someone.,MySonIsCaleb,pics,2011-10,"Stop the butt hurt. That costume is hilarious, regardless of your culture.",1,0.9834539890289307,TODO 4
-249583,1,Are you lady gaga?,funnyfarm299,Bacon,2011-10,This Halloween I tried to bring grease and joy to all I met,0,0.8090007305145264,TODO 4
-249584,1,"Yea, sure, like that exists.",nwbenj,funny,2011-07,we need a sarcasm font.,1,0.973126232624054,TODO 1
-249585,1,and I'm sure he's the only congressman spending hundreds of dollar on a meal.,McLargepants,politics,2011-07,"I think the point is more along the lines of: Here's a guy who is playing a huge role in deciding how people's lives go, yet it's clear that he has no concept of how most people live.",1,0.9867287278175354,TODO 1
-249586,1,"Wow, didn't know he retired so young.",lurkerer,soccer,2011-07,"Paul Scholes, who retired from international football aged 29 citing his club career with Manchester United as being more important, criticises ""selfish players"" for putting personal glory above England",1,0.9491462707519531,TODO 1
-249587,1,He's obviously a traitor.,obviousoctopus,worldnews,2011-07,"Colombian army colonel admits his unit murdered 57 civilians, then dressed them in uniforms and claimed they were rebels killed in combat.",1,0.9875921607017517,TODO 0
-249588,1,And I'm sure it will be a heart felt apology and that he really does regret the action taken by his employees... Murdoch just seems to be a good caring guy like that.,skokage,worldnews,2011-07,Murdoch to apologise for hacking scandal,1,0.9830507636070251,TODO 1
-249589,1,Thank you for your helpful and contributive response to my question.,SamZR,atheism,2011-07,It means you are 12 and what is this?,1,0.9764856100082397,TODO 1
-249590,1,So it'd be cheaper if we just shot em all right?,ordig,politics,2011-07,-- The $319 billion dollar /yr problem: The Cost Of Dropping Out in America,1,0.9603407382965088,TODO 2
-249591,1,"That was a nicklecade, dumbass.",BowlingisnotNam,pics,2011-07,"While I can not vouch for the statements this man makes, I can tell you that growing up our local arcade had tokens very similar in size to nickels, and a number of the machines couldn't tell the difference. Good times were had by my friends and I on those machines.",1,0.7750520706176758,TODO 0
-249592,1,you forgot the,dreamweaver1984,politics,2011-07,"That was 2006. There's a difference between a symbolic vote in a stable economy, and genuinely threatening to drive the country off a cliff during the worst global economic crisis in 100 years. There's hypocrisy, and there's madness.",1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-249593,1,We gotta wait and see if the perpetrator was brown.,skater95,news,2011-07,"I'm confused by Salon's use of the word ""potential."" The building did have a lit molotov cocktail thrown at it.",1,0.9554787874221802,TODO 0
-249594,1,This is why we shouldn't increase taxes on corporations,freedomfilm,worldnews,2011-08,"HSBC posts $11.5 billion profit, announces plan to slash 25,000 more jobs",1,0.8927256464958191,TODO 2
-249595,1,Isnt god amazing!,o0Ax0o,videos,2011-08,"Check out the face in the cloud at 1:33, it's unbelievable.",1,0.9848635792732239,TODO 0
-249596,1,Now I'll never be bored!,mavriksfan11,todayilearned,2011-08,TIL there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free,1,0.7971808314323425,TODO 0
-249597,1,"Wow, a post with 2 upvotes and 7 comments, definitely a vast conspiracy!",yairchu,worldpolitics,2011-08,In case you're wondering why any comment you make against Israel gets immediately downvoted in minutes... here's why... (you're on a list.),1,0.9874690771102905,TODO 3
-249598,1,"Well, if you're gonna get shitfaced over the boogie, do it in style.",womanonymous,news,2011-08,"Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: First Lady accused of spending $10m in public money on her vacations",0,0.5008610486984253,TODO 3
-249599,1,"my heart really goes out to him, he is a true patriot",cheatch,politics,2011-08,"GOPer Complains About $174,000 Salary, Says His Job doesn't Mean Much to Him",1,0.5854764580726624,TODO 4
-249600,1,....,deejmeister,motorcycles,2011-08,Look at those chicken strips.,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-249601,0,Stopped jerking off so much?,DJBJ,AskReddit,2011-05,"18 and now i have many friends, a girlfriend, and a pretty fulfilling life",0,0.5517361760139465,TODO 0
-249602,0,"right, because women are known for being straightforward and honest.",woofoo,AskReddit,2011-09,"Then here is the best advice you will get: ask her! Seriously don't be afraid to ask, it makes you both have better sex.",1,0.9861544966697693,TODO 4
-249603,0,"if it's anything like battlefield heros, I'll give it a miss, that game was annoying as fuck with having to buy things to progress",BTT2,gaming,2011-06,"Valve just released Teamfortress 2 as a free-to-play, I reccomend giving it a try.",0,0.9743486642837524,TODO 0
-249604,0,Your coworker is awesome.,madwh,reddit.com,2010-10,My coworker just dropped this on my desk,0,0.7907222509384155,TODO 1
-249605,0,except that they're locking people up in jail for being unable to provide a birth certificate in arizona...,mordaunt0,news,2010-06,"The same way it's done now when a birth certificate is lost, misfiled, etc. Through testimony and eyewitness accounts. It's a hassle, to be sure, but the point here is that the child WILL BE A US CITIZEN. There's nothing in the bill that would deny that.",0,0.8982182741165161,TODO 0
-249606,0,"In Australia, they also measure it in time.",ethraax,reddit.com,2010-04,"In America they measure distance in miles. In Canada, they measure it in time.",0,0.7760891318321228,TODO 4
-249607,0,"Yes, his ""mouth.""",outwrangle,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-05,Out of your mouth?,0,0.7622173428535461,TODO 1
-249608,0,Yay magnetism.,Bob3333,space,2010-10,Today I noticed Earth was hit by a powerful coronal mass ejection. Here is a GIF I made as it happened.,1,0.7315361499786377,TODO 0
-249609,0,Sorry to diagree but my guys suck too :(,staiano,news,2010-02,I agree congress sucks. Except for my guy.,1,0.5373350381851196,TODO 4
-249610,0,except he said it happens every spring...,Anthaneezy,offbeat,2010-03,A new tradition is born,0,0.9495514631271362,TODO 0
-249611,0,The new Murdoch-owned WSJ is more like the Murdoch-owned Fox News Channel.,IrishJoe,politics,2009-07,"Echoing Boehner, WSJ editorial falsely claimed public plan would cost $1 trillion",0,0.9070995450019836,TODO 0
-249612,0,"They have a term for this now, ""Adult Children"".",garyp714,MensRights,2009-07,"Good for you. Unfortunately many guys these days are abused and, in many cases, traumatized to such a degree, they cannot even go through a normal teenage rebellion. The ""creepy 40-year-old son in the basement"" is not born, he's made.",0,0.7605061531066895,TODO 2
-249613,0,Why do you think she was in Alaska?,plbogen,neoprogs,2011-03,That hazardous waste should really be disposed of properly.,0,0.5100048780441284,TODO 0
-249614,0,Knife Eagle is gunna fuck you're shit up.,Badmojoe,GetMotivated,2011-06,"It might just be that I find eagles inherently bad ass, but this guy always motivates me.",0,0.6512711644172668,TODO 2
-249615,0,Are you trying to say that you need proof that Abu Ghraib happened?,KnightKrawler,worldnews,2010-09,"Hmm. If they're not being prosecuted maybe it's another tinfoil hat massive conspiracy. Or alternatively, it didn't happen. Not saying for sure it didn't happen, but some evidence of some kind would be nice.",1,0.8715586066246033,TODO 3
-249616,0,And Ghandi was prejudiced against black African people.,ours,gaming,2010-01,"Absolutely. The world isn't black and white and neither are people. Even Hitler was once a child, an artist and friend. And Ghandi was a little weird with his sleeping around for temptations sake.",1,0.935470461845398,TODO 0
-249617,0,Why don't you tell us how you really feel...,edifus,WTF,2011-03,"Who the FUCK is Peter Coffin? Also, how in the sam hell did two posts about this worthless shit make it to the front page? Seriously, what the fuck? I've never heard of this guy, or the disgustingly monstrous ""model"" that's arguing with him. Enough.",1,0.7140608429908752,TODO 0
-249618,0,"Apparently, speaking the truth is offensive...",NeoTheta,politics,2011-06,"Thatcher aide: ""Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts.""",1,0.7465789914131165,TODO 3
-249619,0,"We aren't discussing Obama, we're discussing Ron Paul, but if you can't stand up for your guy without having to say ""they did it too"", I can't say I recall Obama saying he was against anything about executive decisions and not using them.",dfaraci,politics,2011-04,More so than Obama?,0,0.9816586375236511,TODO 4
-249620,0,You're geekier than the birds.,mellowmonk,offbeat,2009-06,I was more thinking they were reenacting the rescue of Gandalf....,0,0.7862297296524048,TODO 0
-249621,0,Two thousand zero zero party over whoops out of time.,mellowmonk,environment,2009-02,"Good news young people, no need to save for retirement! The earth's natural systems are nearing collapse and it will probably happen in your lifetime. The collapse will mean no food or water for billions, resulting in war and famine on a global scale.",0,0.8671455979347229,TODO 2
-249622,0,BC?,plato1123,web_design,2011-04,"Currently, $65 in Vancouver, although I've been thinking about upping this for quite a while.",0,0.8339325785636902,TODO 0
-249623,0,"Did the stuttering only start after you were disfigured, or did you always have it?",oditogre,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-06,T-t-t-talk? To a g-g-girl?,0,0.969833493232727,TODO 0
-249624,0,"only he's just saying that with the intention of making Lebron angry, anyone knows its not true.",elshizzo,sports,2010-07,my favorite part was when he basically said they weren't motivated to win before but they're actually going to try really hard now to show up lebron. if they had just been motivated to win before james may have stayed and all would be happy. when someone explains this to him tomorrow he's going to feel like an idiot.,1,0.9407963752746582,TODO 0
-249625,0,i dont care,byttle,apple,2010-10,VLC is coming to the iPhone,0,0.9224007725715637,TODO 1
-249626,0,"It's fiction, but not science fiction.",dead_ed,entertainment,2010-09,"Don't worry, WWE Smackdown! will shortly join WWE Superstars in SyFy. Pro wrestling's gotta be better than Sharktopus, right? :D",0,0.8693443536758423,TODO 2
-249627,1,"Oh yeah for sure, it allows a government to form a majority when only 40% of the popular vote supports them.",pempem,canada,2011-05,Are there reasons to continue with the FPTP voting system? Just curious if there are any good reasons NOT to use representative voting.,1,0.9833870530128479,TODO 3
-249628,0,upvoted for ideal username + impersonation combo,temp9876,pics,2010-04,THE LATE BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE UNBEATABLE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!! DOES YOUR COUCH HAVE A NUMBER OF CONSPICUOUS BODILY FLUID STAINS? NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE? NO SPLOOGE STAIN CAN BEAT THE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!!,0,0.9648061990737915,TODO 0
-249629,0,This is why I love the internet.,redAppleCore,gaming,2010-04,8-Bit Dr. Horrible (Act 1),0,0.5991796255111694,TODO 3
-249630,0,Go on...,Unlucky13,pics,2011-04,I'm a straight woman and even I find them appealing.,0,0.8997112512588501,TODO 0
-249631,0,"Okay, but you know it's from Google so it can be trusted, unlike an app from a random third party developer you've never heard of before.",Xiol,Android,2010-08,The Google Maps live wallpaper?,1,0.8727810978889465,TODO 2
-249632,0,"If people in free markets didn't capitalize on their goods and services, there would be no reason to trade.",CodeandOptics,Economics,2011-05,"No, big corporations and governments hate free markets...they love capitalism",1,0.9286799430847168,TODO 0
-249633,0,"You speak in pure poetry, my friend.",zeroesandones,pics,2011-06,I would drag my dick through glass just to smell her farts.,0,0.7466244101524353,TODO 4
-249634,0,Space expanded.,HurricaneFloyd,reddit.com,2011-05,I'm a little confused. How can we see a radius of 46.5 billion light years when the universe is only about 14 billion years old?,0,0.744139552116394,TODO 4
-249635,0,"If you thought of Oprah as the ape, you are racist!",Gemdiver,funny,2011-03,My racist TV guide.,1,0.9797318577766418,TODO 4
-249636,0,"Confusing libertarianism and fascism, that's a new one.",bantab,politics,2011-05,"There are a lot of Americans. A few (Kucinich-lovers) are hipster socialists (not that there's anything wrong with that), some more are hipster crypto-fascists (they just don't know it yet).",1,0.9100213646888733,TODO 4
-249637,0,Restrepo?,JJaX2,videos,2011-04,Firefight at an isolated mountain outpost between US Army Cavalry Scouts and mujahadeen fighters.,0,0.8501260876655579,TODO 0
-249638,0,Which one of you is Spartacus?,officeroffkilter,politics,2010-12,Hundreds of WikiLeaks mirrors appear,0,0.7341949939727783,TODO 0
-249639,0,"Quick, to the Googlemobile!",rockeh,AskReddit,2011-06,"Mostly unrelated, but this instantly popped into my head when I read the title: About 7 or so years ago, when I was in college, I was bored and googling my own name. I just happened to come across a piece of fan fiction from a Gilmore Girls site. The story was based around girls sitting around at a slumber party or something and naming off the guys they would sex. Lo and behold, there was my name. To be fair, there were other names. Most of them were people I went to high school with, so I'm not gonna flatter myself. She (he?!?) probably just put some random names. Either way, I was pretty creeped out. tl;dnr: Googled my own name to find it in some Gilmore Girls fan fiction.",0,0.5468984842300415,TODO 3
-249640,0,Because later we can all buy back what we already had.,ZOIDO,ukpolitics,2011-03,how does cutting public services and making people unemployed encourage new investment?,1,0.9583083987236023,TODO 0
-249641,0,"HCE, we are old men...I barely remember that.",sagemassa,guns,2010-12,"Remember when song writers, teachers, and journalists were actually intelligent and well read?",1,0.511438250541687,TODO 1
-249642,0,This song is dope :],daminkz,happyhardcore,2010-11,Styles & Breeze - Come With Me (Unique Mix),0,0.9455580711364746,TODO 4
-249643,0,"To be clear, I'm with the OP for calling the person on the bullshit and standing up for themselves.",Bobsutan,reddit.com,2011-06,"Not sure if your agreeing with that post or disagreeing... if your agreeing, keep my upvote!",0,0.981662929058075,TODO 4
-249644,1,"well yeah, because the black guys are all arrested after the first killing, you see a black guy could only murder once, a white guy has to do a SHIT load of murdering to be noticed, IT'S SO HARD TO GET ATTENTION DAMMIT",BTT2,AskReddit,2011-05,Hey don't sell yourself short. The majority of serial killers are white men. You and I can totally do it.,1,0.9877569675445557,TODO 2
-249645,0,*gasp*,Nurgle,business,2010-05,"Observe, ladies and gentlemen, at no time do I touch the money with my hands...and it's gone.",1,0.8012576103210449,TODO 0
-249646,0,"Frr, juvyr jngpuvat guvf V jnf yvfgravat gb gur Bprna'f 11 12 naq 13 fbhaq genpx, fb V unq ivfvbaf bs Tnyraqbe pyvzovat gur bhgfvqr bs gur vaa, be oybjvat ubyrf va jnyyf gb trg gb Xryyra'f ebbz.",I_divided_by_0-,math,2009-12,Two logic puzzles,0,0.7819126844406128,TODO 0
-249647,0,"If they're as good at fighting as they are at parking, it will be one quick fight.",wretcheddawn,pics,2010-08,That will also get you a broken nose with most of these types of people.,0,0.6167402863502502,TODO 1
-249648,0,uuuuhhhh.. i'll be in my bunk.,jewdea,LadyBoners,2011-04,"Adam Scott, GQ fashion model",0,0.63995361328125,TODO 0
-249649,0,?,SoBoredAtWork,running,2011-06,Stop it.,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-249650,0,longer perhaps?,kieranmullen,reddit.com,2010-07,Hey Reddit! I wrote a song for @OldSpice,0,0.9116076231002808,TODO 4
-249651,1,A perfectly innocent investigation He's a fine officer.,Superconducter,reddit.com,2010-06,Police officer exposing himself to workers Sears,1,0.6061540246009827,TODO 2
-249652,0,Is there somewhere you can download a computerized voice with an accent like this?,greg25,soccer,2010-11,The voices are the funniest part. Something about the computerized English accent.,0,0.9826958179473877,TODO 1
-249653,0,You know society is awesome when we study how to emotionally manipulate criminals for our own benefit.,scottklarr,science,2009-07,Want to keep your wallet? Carry a baby picture,1,0.9379475712776184,TODO 1
-249654,0,"So they just admitted to Facilitating Piracy?,",PacketScan,cyberlaws,2010-12,MasterCard may cut off file sharing sites over piracy,0,0.6438822150230408,TODO 0
-249655,0,I wish we could have a rational discussion about this rather than the simple privatization is ALWAYS GOOD/BAD kind that seems to be the basis of political debate.,bretticon,canada,2010-06,"The government SHOULD NOT BE IN THE PROFIT BUSINESS... They exist to provide public goods, when the gov't is involved in profit generating business they create DWL through monopoly... Specifically speaking LCBO how good would it be if it was private and was open past 10pm?",0,0.9791901111602783,TODO 1
-249656,0,anyone have an idea for the scale of this?,bothra,pics,2011-05,"Piles of salt waiting to be harvested, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.",0,0.9666778445243835,TODO 2
-249657,0,"don't go back, your memories will always be better then starting again.",duhc,pics,2010-07,"Holy cow, that's 3 UO references in a week for me. I WILL NOT GO BACK!",0,0.8449328541755676,TODO 0
-249658,1,"WELL THEY HAVE NO WAY TO TEST THE DRUGS TO MAKE SURE IT'S REAL, YOU NEVER KNOW THESE 12 YEAR OLDS COULD BE CHOMPING DOWN ON DISGUISED ECSTASY",ex_ample,politics,2011-05,"In junior high, my school banned Advil. As far as I know, no one ever actually got in trouble for it, but it was a completely absurd overextension of school power.",1,0.975131630897522,TODO 3
-249659,1,"Thanks a lot, NRA.",rjung,news,2011-05,Nothing illegal about a stupid person buying a gun. Happens every day.,1,0.8489311337471008,TODO 4
-249660,0,I think it's ASCII art porn.,Jonathan_the_Nerd,linux,2011-03,Is that Dwarf Fortress?,0,0.6452533006668091,TODO 0
+251217,1,Are you talking about Glen Beck and Fox News or are you talking about religion and religious texts?,kitsy,politics,2010-08,"I have no problems with people exercising free speech. I do have a problem with people who intentionally misinform millions of idiots and convince them of a whole bunch of anti-facts, masquerading as legitimate news sources.",0,0.8816138505935669,TODO 2
+211,0,I like the idea of towering wheels of fire covered with eyes having sex with a human being.,zbobby1990,insanepeoplefacebook,2016-11,Reads like something you'd find scratched into the wall at an insane asylum,1,0.621746838092804,TODO 0
+249119,0,Women's Studies,NakedOni,shittyadvice,2010-04,Which is the best major?,1,0.5553080439567566,TODO 4
+250867,0,I'd like to see DirtyBinLV cite sources for the dozens of clips.,LindaDanvers,politics,2010-06,"encouraging unbiased and truthful journalism =/= ""protecting these fucks"" Both of you need to cite your sources if you really want to make claims about reports that you've seen.",0,0.592475414276123,TODO 0
+249134,1,Didn't you know that logic and reasoning are just tools of the patriarchy and dead white men used to oppress the lower classes?,deltusverilan,MensRights,2010-12,I didn't know being a white male made you such a bad person. And Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought all cultures and races used Logic and reasoning? Not just white people?,1,0.9865348935127258,TODO 1
+1243,0,You're right.,FourthNephite,exmormon,2016-09,"I don't think you were alone when that was going on that day. I believe there were others. And like you, they kept their mouths shut thinking they were the only ones.",0,0.7468022108078003,TODO 2
+288,0,Cute but I'm waiting for the shower and not a bath.,gaseouspartdeux,Eyebleach,2016-11,Cats Love The Shower,0,0.8791645169258118,TODO 0
+415,0,A dozen :),sunjay140,Android,2016-10,"There are dozens of H10 owners out there, right?",0,0.8153139352798462,TODO 0
 249661,0,AdBusters would love that image I am sure.,Kanuck88,pics,2011-03,Nike. Just do it,1,0.8902183175086975,TODO 1
-249662,0,At least the man gets props for doing what he says he would!,rodantheman,WTF,2011-04,"Our country is already dominated by radical Islamists-- that is, the irrational fear of Islam which. In return we get cuts to public programs and an increase in spending on 'defense'. Osama Bin Laden's goal was to bankrupt America and scare the shit out of us. Achievement unlocked.",1,0.8555964231491089,TODO 2
-249663,0,"Well you include CSI: Miami, too?",bdpf,reddit.com,2011-03,I hate the Miami Heat even more now,1,0.5517860054969788,TODO 0
-249664,1,Obviously the only solution is to jail the entire internet and put it on trail for treason.,TechnoJesus,gaming,2011-06,After the PSN fiasco it's mind bogglingly poor judgement that they haven't done an audit on all of their publicly facing data entry points. The fact that it was a sql injection attack AFTER all that's happened is dildos.,1,0.9820469617843628,TODO 3
-249665,1,"Yeah, those aren't shady at all!",postama,todayilearned,2011-06,you mean like drugs and prostitution?,1,0.9869982600212097,TODO 0
-249666,1,"The stimulus package really did a lot more than the tax breaks, I don't know how nobody sees that.",swiheezy,politics,2011-06,"We gave taxbreaks and still no jobs. the GOP economic policy is the worst failure in the history of the USA, and yet the media is too afraid to say anything. Why? You are a fool if you think the US is a free country.",0,0.586400032043457,TODO 2
-249667,0,Definitely not,RevOxley,pics,2011-04,I guess I wasn't the only one to recognize the tablet. Nice.,0,0.713072657585144,TODO 0
-249668,1,that'll teach 'em to leave their kitchens,GreenGlassDrgn,politics,2011-06,"Republican policies have gotten a school shut down that had a 100% graduation rate for teenage mothers and their children, giving them a chance at a future. Now that future is gone.",1,0.9476627111434937,TODO 0
-249669,0,That's far better than GOVERNMENT CONTROL or OBAMA DEATH PANELS,jerryF,reddit.com,2009-08,Woman denied transplant due to pot use; dies.,1,0.8249793648719788,TODO 1
-249670,0,I hope they all watch that NatCen4ScienceEd Video on how to handle debates & interviews.,SND_Crow,science,2010-11,"In a pushback against congressional conservatives, 700 researchers have agreed to speak out on the issue of climate change, with some prepared to go before hostile talk-radio and TV audiences.",1,0.8718260526657104,TODO 3
-249671,0,"Kicking is good, too.",eddie964,martialarts,2011-06,Why leave out kicking? Or was that unintentional?,0,0.6759213209152222,TODO 1
-249672,1,"If a man wants to be called The Edge, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man The Edge!",Qwirk,Music,2011-06,"I wouldn't hate them so much if their guitarist didn't call himself ""The Edge"".",1,0.9690080881118774,TODO 2
-249673,1,"and no one is watching Nick Flora, what a shame",jk1150,reddit.com,2011-06,"America, I am disappoint.",1,0.9605985879898071,TODO 0
-249674,0,Dwarfism is a completely different thing.,trabo,IAmA,2010-02,Being able to describe someone is a necessary part of our world. I've always felt dwarf should be acceptable as it is largely a medical term for someone who's limbs are not proportional to the body for some reason but dwarves got a negative attachment at some point.,0,0.8516583442687988,TODO 0
-249675,1,This resort is probably secretly funded by Zionists to divert the world from the humanitarian/apartheid situation in the region.,patcito,Israel,2011-06,The humanitarian crisis of Gaza's Palm Village Resort. The horror!,1,0.9808003902435303,TODO 0
-249676,0,"I can corroborate that, seen the page before changes as well.",fedja,AskReddit,2010-11,If you read the old description it is definitely pubic lice. They took down the real description to avoid legal heat.,0,0.97380530834198,TODO 3
-249677,1,But that's not what I want.,1137,Economics,2011-06,I am not referring to white collar jobs. I am referring to toting bricks for a local contractor or digging ditches. Grunt work to get a paycheck. Things a person would have to do if there was no safety net.,1,0.8193855881690979,TODO 0
-249678,0,Wooop woop wop wop wop wop.,Yoy0YO,WTF,2010-06,HELL YEAH!!,0,0.9460020661354065,TODO 0
-249679,0,Stop being a douchebag?,DanPinto,AskReddit,2010-10,"""Douchebag"" seems to be the most popular insult thrown around lately. What would be a good response? I'm usually pretty good with the quips, but I could use a couple good ones to save for later.",1,0.5973219871520996,TODO 0
-249680,1,"Bah who needs hammers, when you have slaves!",mind-blender,civ,2011-06,How are you going to have enough production in your city to make a space thruster if you don't have basic health buildings? All your civvies are just gonna die.,1,0.9292199015617371,TODO 3
-249681,1,"Oh sure, pick the reasonable option that requires far more effort.",Bipolarruledout,pics,2011-03,we could use less energy than we do now.,1,0.942450225353241,TODO 1
-249682,1,Was this the picture from that yearbook they recalled?,atomic811,WTF,2011-06,These aren't my headphones!,0,0.6211348176002502,TODO 0
-249683,0,"you mean a mosquito, don't you?",roo-ster,pics,2011-01,Probably a tiger.,0,0.6953855156898499,TODO 2
-249684,0,Yet no one cares =(.,GuruM,WTF,2009-05,You'd think someone would've sued by now.,0,0.8143775463104248,TODO 1
-249685,1,well that absolves them from any wrong doing.,criminolelawyer,CFB,2011-06,BMV finds no wrongdoing in Ohio State car deals,1,0.9868000745773315,TODO 2
-249686,0,CDO,ACiDGRiM,atheism,2011-03,I feel that we are all anal retentive about things around here. I love it. Even to the detail that we aren't supposed to be calling it OCD anymore ;),0,0.8597484827041626,TODO 0
-249687,0,I think we can all jointly agree on this.,BarbarousWalters,politics,2011-06,No need to be so blunt.,0,0.8833872079849243,TODO 0
-249688,1,Isn't God amazing!,hesperidisabitch,todayilearned,2011-06,That is absolutely incredible. Life is so amazing sometimes it makes me want to punch myself in the face.,1,0.9848635792732239,TODO 0
-249689,1,what does he know he studies meteors,elitist-jerk,environment,2011-06,"""Never in my 30 years as a meteorologist have I witnessed a year like 2010--the astonishing number of weather disasters and unprecedented wild swings in Earth's atmospheric circulation were like nothing I've seen.""",1,0.921416699886322,TODO 0
-249690,1,"Nope, everything is Obama's fault",NoNoLibertarians,Conservative,2011-06,"TIL not only did Reagan grant amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, but he is also responsible for the unfunded federal mandate requiring hospitals to provide them with free healthcare",1,0.9862741827964783,TODO 4
-249691,1,"Hey, it happens to the best of us.",Down-Syndrome-Danny-,politics,2011-03,"Anti-Gay Pastor Wasn't Masturbating, he 'just had his pants open and his hand inside his zipper' in public",0,0.6020037531852722,TODO 1
-249692,0,Up Jesus's butt!,jeremybub,relationship_advice,2010-03,This is exactly right. Ignore your friend and go get the girl. Leave that jealous little bastard sit alone at home masturbating into his dirty socks.,0,0.7597482800483704,TODO 0
-249693,0,abu ghraib ftw?,suparabbit,worldnews,2009-03,I am so glad that no one in the U.S. military has every done anything like this.,1,0.8190827965736389,TODO 0
-249694,1,"Just like those people who downvote and argue are assholes who need to accept ""fact"" about reddiquette and behave.",Inabit,reddit.com,2011-03,"Here's how you browse Reddit: Top of the comments: Pun threads/meme bombs/circle-jerks. 2nd-4th comment thread: Actual discussion with some douchebaggery thrown in. 5th-Xth: Opinions/anecdotes. Xth (X is proportional to the number of comments.)-hundreds: Downvoted poorly-written comments mixed in with some good comments no one upvotes. About the rebuttal thing, it's true. You can't say anything without having some skinny white kid in a purple hoodie and black-rimmed Prada glasses (this is how I picture them.) telling you how your OPINION is wrong and that you should accept 'fact'. Thing is, 'fact' is, most of the time, their opinion. So, they expect you to take the words being typed by their scone-soiled fingers as law. You: ""I think oranges are tasty. I like to eat them in the morning."" Some Redditor (Between sips of his/her organic fair-trade de-caff white chocolate soy latte) ""Why? Bananas are so much better. They're yellow and they look like cocks. Why some people prefer oranges is lost on me."" It'd be okay if the latte-sipping liberal blogging on his/her iMac would acknowledge your opinion as valid and present an opinion that adds to the discussion rather than form animosity. Correct response: ""Oranges *are* tasty. I like bananas, personally."" **TL;DR**: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, when wants he goes insane with mass decapitation.",1,0.7410470247268677,TODO 3
-249695,0,Is that supposed to be like 'cool hwhip'?,Burlapin,IAmA,2009-12,Hwil Hwheaton!,0,0.7789109945297241,TODO 0
-249696,1,...because *clearly* they have as much influence as any regular extremist mullah.,foopirata,Israel,2011-03,...especially mullahs like Rabbi Ovadia Yosef and all the Kahanists.,1,0.9866548776626587,TODO 0
-249697,1,the same way we are all fish.,SPACE_LAWYER,atheism,2011-03,So....we're all African? Wassup my brotha!,0,0.6606030464172363,TODO 3
-249698,1,Yay for anti-male stereotyping.,Bobsutan,OneY,2011-03,Communication is Key,1,0.9538777470588684,TODO 1
-249699,1,"It's not religion, it's culture.",dVnt,atheism,2011-04,religion.. so divisive. Sorry about how it seems to have broken up your family.,1,0.9831279516220093,TODO 2
-249700,1,"Remember, we have to respect other people's beliefs....",dVnt,worldnews,2011-02,14 year old girl whipped to death by Islamic clerics,1,0.983348548412323,TODO 3
-249701,1,Yeah because murder and accidents have nothing to do with health,crudnick,IAmA,2011-03,"An artificial doctor shortage does not necessitate that it's crappy. The U.S. has, statistically, some of the best health care in the world (And before anyone misquotes me or tries to use bullshit statistics, make sure you take the murder/accident rate out of life expectancy).",1,0.9860664010047913,TODO 0
-249702,1,whats the point if you dont have beckham,faffo,sports,2011-03,We're Coming. No Pity. MLS 2011,1,0.9624046087265015,TODO 1
-249703,0,"Of the subject, he is quite the master, Bateman.",anystupidassname,todayilearned,2010-11,"TIL that Bateman's principle of biology is why I always want to have sex with women, and why they never want to have sex with me.",0,0.6791132092475891,TODO 0
-249704,0,I drive for Wings Over happy Valley.,JoeThankYou,PennStateUniversity,2011-02,"Who Works Where? Keeping in the spirit of trying to make better use of this sub-reddit, I figured I'd conduct a small survey for networking purposes! Though I'm a certified Apple tech and a double BFA Art Major (graduated), I'm working at Qdoba as a cook. Been applying places like mad since the summer, but I'm not complaining, at least I have a job. It pays the bills and I enjoy working with food. I'd be happy to ask any questions regarding that place, as it can get very busy during lunch and I'm sure some of you eat there. Also, if you're ever there during the day M - F, ask someone on the line for Chris and I'll see if I can hook it up for a redditor. I saw someone browsing in there during lunch one week, but I was super busy and didn't wanna bother (whoever you were). The rest of you: Where you workin?",0,0.7199726104736328,TODO 2
-249705,1,No.,MrPon,trees,2011-03,"Should I Start smoking weed again? I haven't smoked since last 4th of July, i am glad i actually have money in my wallet and i don't really miss it... however sometimes i miss the high and the fun time with friends i had while high",0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0
-249706,1,What a coincidence that two college students visit Reddit.,whatwhat888,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Its a small world,1,0.982042133808136,TODO 3
-249707,1,I feel safer knowing this woman is locked up.,Narian,politics,2011-03,25-year-old Mother of four in OK gets 10-years in prison. For what? $31 of weed.,1,0.9846568703651428,TODO 4
-249708,1,But if we cut defense we can solve all our problems...,CodeandOptics,Libertarian,2011-02,"Entitlement Nation: What Does Government Do? Mostly Cut Checks to Beneficiaries, $2.3T in 2010",1,0.9870703220367432,TODO 2
-249709,1,Imagine what he could have accomplished if he never ingested the evil plant?,Mr_Zero,todayilearned,2011-04,TIL that Carl Sagan smoked pot and wrote papers on its merits,1,0.8948895931243896,TODO 0
-249710,0,How much of the dog population do you think that represents?,llieaay,dogs,2011-04,"While generally its best to get an animal from a shelter you need to have purebreds around. If you own sheep, hunt, or are a cop you need to be sure the dog can do what it's supposed to. Breeders are the only way to do this.",0,0.9062670469284058,TODO 2
-249711,1,"well, he IS black",LaserDinosaur,pics,2011-04,That literally took 5 minutes and made my heart jump. ...then made me feel a little guilty.,1,0.9759289622306824,TODO 0
-249712,0,courage is contagious,hackhumanity,worldnews,2011-02,The Zimbabwe authorities have detained 46 people for attending a lecture on the unrest in North Africa and the Middle East,0,0.8515914082527161,TODO 0
-249713,1,Good thing they didn't go after Wachovia for laundering billions of dollars of drug money.,FrancisC,poker,2011-04,Thanks Obama. God damn it.,1,0.9143691062927246,TODO 0
-249714,1,yeah because we all know soldiers are all like that,tact242,AskReddit,2011-04,"Or, you know, let rape-victim-murdering, acid-throwing, woman-disfiguring people have the run of the place?",1,0.9862750768661499,TODO 0
-249715,1,Women can't do science.,teh_g,gaming,2011-04,She got experiments to run.,1,0.9862141013145447,TODO 4
-249716,1,Oh Mike Milbury...what an expert.,musicfanatic2071,hockey,2011-04,I actually like Pang. Now Milbury and Pierre... and Beninati before they canned him...,1,0.9788007140159607,TODO 0
-249717,1,They extended the comic to MAKE IT EVEN LONGER =D,SirNarwhal,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"Nice story, but what did the cousins have to do with any of it?",0,0.627450168132782,TODO 4
-249718,1,"Yeah, I'm sure you don't",bashmental,todayilearned,2010-10,"I don't have an issue with black folks, just niggers. I had enough of those of every color in the neighborhoods of my youth.",1,0.956159234046936,TODO 2
-249719,1,How dare the NBA try to be a classy organization!,Keam,AskReddit,2011-04,He was fined 100K for cursing how retarded is that!?,1,0.9860813617706299,TODO 0
-249720,1,"They will get all ""boot Strappy.""",BadInPublic,uspolitics,2011-05,Self: Wondering what the people that were affected by the horrible Tornadoes are going to do with government having limiting funds?,1,0.7132086753845215,TODO 0
-249721,0,"While I do see silly stuff coming out of Arizona, it pales in comparison to the awesomeness that is Texas.",terraserenus,WTF,2010-01,"Arizona is the new laughing stock of the country. The most fucked up shit comes out of here and Reddit proves it on a daily basis. I say this as a resident. In my defense of Phoenix, however, the 9200 block of Apache Trail is trailer trash East Mesa. It's only cause they reported from the downtown jail does it seem like it happened here. I hate it when my city gets corrupted by its suburbs.",0,0.5893670320510864,TODO 2
-249722,1,"Damn straight, there's only one choice and Steve has already made it.",daveisgay,apple,2011-01,So you actually prefer the status quo of _not_ having a choice in the matter?,1,0.6761912703514099,TODO 0
-249723,1,Maybe if you were smarter you could come up with some.,Plemer,listentothis,2011-01,"Oh wow, in all the years I've known the Aphex Twin version, I've always spelled it and called it ""Film"". Words cannot describe how goddamn stupid I feel.",1,0.9119787812232971,TODO 1
-249724,1,Public rejection is fun!,garyp714,reddit.com,2011-01,Forever alone faces (Bachelorettes),1,0.9739753603935242,TODO 4
-249725,1,Part of what I said.,yearrgh,worldnews,2011-01,How is owning a firearm barbaric? Doesn't this article prove how necessary it could be to arm one's self.,0,0.9709630608558655,TODO 0
-249726,1,Better late than never,0rigin,politics,2011-01,"""We have backed the wrong horse for 50 years,"" said former CIA officer Michael Scheuer. ""To think that the Egyptian people are going to forget that we backed dictators for 50 years, I think is a pipe dream.""",0,0.8792309761047363,TODO 1
-249727,1,"Yes, I built up a large HTML background, it proved to be great when I finally discovered the web.",alexbustin,programming,2011-01,"I take it you came to the web from a HTML background, and thus never dealt with real security issues in language / system design?",1,0.8626807928085327,TODO 2
-249728,0,Do you like cute little stuffed toys?,tracknod,PS3,2011-01,niether,0,0.9518375396728516,TODO 2
-249729,1,perhaps I should have included an,PullTheOtherOne,science,2011-02,You've obviously never spent much time around dogs.,1,0.9895542860031128,TODO 0
-249730,1,He should have asked if they planned on killing him or if they planned on knocking him out and gently setting him aside before he shot them.,InvalidConfirmation,WTF,2011-02,"Also, getting hit in the head with a bat could kill you. (Anyone else want to say it?)",1,0.6716235876083374,TODO 1
-249731,1,"Shush you, he needs to get my sparkle on for Valentines day if he really loves me!",temp9876,TwoXChromosomes,2011-02,"If I see one more freakin' ""Every Kiss Begins with Kay"" commercial I am going to find whoever is responsible for that nonsense and take a big fat poop on his face.",1,0.9408822655677795,TODO 3
-249732,1,Um... but she's... *Canadian...*,godofallcows,television,2011-02,Colbie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother) confirmed for The Avengers,1,0.9705926179885864,TODO 4
-249733,1,"I have a better idea, why don't we just evaporate it!",lightspeed23,funny,2011-02,A great thinker of our time.,1,0.7405515313148499,TODO 2
-249734,1,"Why, haven't you heard - it's a race to get children!",JabbrWockey,pics,2011-02,"I played ""house"" too early and too long with the wrong woman. It's nice being single now. Not sure what the big deal is with some people. I have a long life ahead of me, why rush it?",1,0.9870338439941406,TODO 2
-249735,1,giving everyone money is sure to solve the inflation problem,bpmf,Economics,2011-02,The Saudi solution to social unrest: buy peace,1,0.986855149269104,TODO 0
-249736,1,"If I'm angry, it's someone else's fault and they deserve whatever I think they deserve!",ammderlu,videos,2011-02,Crazy driver hits cyclists,1,0.9751924276351929,TODO 0
-249737,0,"Of course atheists celebrate christmas, asshole, it's a fucking commercial holiday more than it is a religious one...where have you been?",interweb_repairman,AskReddit,2010-12,"Reddit, how many of you are atheists, but still celebrate Christmas? Do you take the day off? Do you say Merry Christmas? Do you have a tree with lights? Do you put lights on your house? Do you open gifts?",1,0.9564707279205322,TODO 4
-249738,1,not sure if,jec68,Libertarian,2010-11,"But surely NBC is a governmental organization based on its power over laws, elections, and people's lives. The more freedoms are extended to these gigantic corporations, the less freedom the people and smaller organizations have, as we have seen clearly over the past 30 years.",1,0.9903959631919861,TODO 1
-249739,1,only if they are white,atheos,WTF,2010-11,I want to know how the local police can drop the assault charge. Assaulting a postal worker is a federal offence if I recall correctly.,1,0.9488966464996338,TODO 1
-249740,1,"Yeah, that Linus guy was a loser.",krunk7,programming,2010-11,"There is something about intelligent people spending their lives on.... redundant hobby projects that makes me sad. Drive like this is rare, I wish he had attempted something that would have pushed the species forward a bit.",1,0.9837724566459656,TODO 4
-249741,1,"Obama is a MUSLIM,",JoeThankYou,atheism,2010-11,I'm skeptical of Obama's christianity. I've always thought that he might be an in-the-closet atheist.,1,0.9104793071746826,TODO 3
-249742,1,"No, letting children be bought up with little hint of a father figure and just enough money to put a roof over their head is something that is morally fine!",TNTGav,AskReddit,2010-11,"If you can afford the child support, is it then wrong to breed a lot of women? You're doing something for most of them and you might even be an active parent to some depending on how many women you breed.",1,0.9816697835922241,TODO 2
-249743,1,"Yeah, reducing caloric intake doesn't do anything.",Gerbil_Juice,gaming,2010-11,"I think you meant ""ignorant fat people,"" since diet coke does not help you lose weight whatsoever.",1,0.9867420792579651,TODO 0
-249744,0,Fucked up,chocolateysocrates,trees,2010-11,The drug war summed up in one picture.,0,0.9622970223426819,TODO 0
-249745,1,"Yeah, fuck peace, that shit's stupid.",m4ngo,videos,2010-11,what a bunch of cheesy bullshit. Reminds me of sitting in my Peace Studies class.,1,0.9412258863449097,TODO 2
-249746,1,I am shocked how you were downvoted for your opinion.,dakotahawkins,gaming,2010-11,"I am shocked how much I love the kinect, it's a ton of fun",1,0.9798745512962341,TODO 3
-249747,1,This looks legit.,sagemassa,guns,2010-12,Nice photoshop CTD.,1,0.9497538805007935,TODO 4
-249748,1,Didn't see that coming at all.,ElliotofHull,pics,2010-12,Rihanna's IQ is 117 can you beat her?,1,0.9857035279273987,TODO 0
-249749,1,Do I really have to use a sarcasm tag?,MrMunchkin,reddit.com,2010-12,"You really think forgetting the time zone is an ""Epic"" fail? I do not think you know the meaning of that word.",1,0.983215868473053,TODO 1
-249750,1,no seriously.... how do you handle your break ups?,SilentRunning,AskReddit,2010-12,"I goddam remember that I am a god among men, that Michael Jordan was cut from his basketball team, that Led Zepplin was told they had no talent, that Fred Astaire was too bald to be an actor, that the President of IBM said that there was a worldwide market for computers of maybe 5, that everyone mocked Obama for even thinking of running, and that there is a girl out there who told me, after I'd slayed that tail, that I was Jesus Christ. I burn or shred every picture of the two of us, delete every mention of her from my life, but when anyone brings up that we're no longer dating, I simply say, ""Meh. She was pretty cool."" Then, immediately thereafter, I find someone, anyone with a pussy and a pulse and I use every trick, every technique, every sensual motion I've ever learned and I put it to good use. I do the dirtiest, nastiest things possible to this poor girl and when she's lying there with a look of gratitude tinged with terror, I say, ""Yeah, I need a couple bucks to get home"", and get the fuck out. But most of all, I don't regret a goddam thing because the only reason to be with someone is because they want to be with you and there's no point in hanging around like a fucking pussy, crying over the relationship that never was and trying to work out why she left. Then I'll probably watch Primer, because my brain can only take so much thinking and Primer maxes me out.",0,0.5565916895866394,TODO 0
-249751,1,"You've gotta admit, everyone who's ever attacked Pearl Harbor was Japanese.",greenstriper,pics,2010-12,"LOL, all Japanese are terrorists.",1,0.88700270652771,TODO 2
-249752,1,I am sure we will all sleep more soundly now that this menace to society is going to spend 15 days in jail for such a heinous crime.,shallah,Marijuana,2010-12,"Man 'pleaded no contest to maintaining a drug trafficking place, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia' for growing 'more than 10 marijuana plants' in his basement.",1,0.9870102405548096,TODO 1
-249753,1,"Yeah I really thought all the characters were inspirational except that one young kid, oh what's his name, his mom was the doctor.",DimaChico,bestof,2010-12,"I was introduced to Star Trek, The Next Generation. I saw in that show, in Picard, Data, Crusher, Geordi, an example of what we might one day become. as I saw the possibility and promises of science and medicine, I felt my misanthropy and depression melt away.",1,0.8765730857849121,TODO 1
-249754,1,"He was a convicted felon, according to all gun control laws, he couldn't get or possess that gun... Gun control - IT WORKS!",BlueFamily,videos,2010-12,"I've gotta say I agree. I have a hard time believing a man like that would go to the effort to get a gun over here in Australia, or any other country with similar gun laws, but in America he probably already had one. All he has to do is wake up one day and forget his anti-depressants, discover his wife cheated on him, get screwed in some legal action, lose a family member, or anything else that causes people to stop caring about their life, and you've got someone capable of causing something like this. It would have been horrible if he'd killed any of those people, but the truth is it's a tragedy that he was lead to that position in life and then died, too. Guns do nothing but give people a horrible amount of power with virtually no responsibility.",1,0.9569597840309143,TODO 1
-249755,1,"My appy polly loggies for not following up my ""0 time pad"" with a",HotelCoralEssex,netsec,2010-12,"Encryption isn't really valuable if you can't retrieve the data back... I'm not sure wiping a drive and shooting it is ""encrypting"".",1,0.9904525279998779,TODO 4
-249756,1,"You forgot your closing tag, assuming you're using XHTML",corevette,atheism,2010-09,I know God is real. Jesus is LORD. I tell everyone I can because it is very important to know. Be good and loving to all even if they're not good and loving to you.,0,0.5577257871627808,TODO 1
-249757,0,Looks like alien vs predator or something,peety2269,gaming,2010-01,I have a screen shot but don't know what game it is. Does anyone recognize what it's from?,0,0.8934923410415649,TODO 4
-249758,0,"If they did, more women would enjoy giving blowjobs.",TearsOfRage,Frugal,2010-07,Orgasms don't taste like strawberries. :(,0,0.5322115421295166,TODO 4
-249759,0,...and their owner is evidently a raging douche.,MinnowsLikeAPorno,funny,2010-09,"My money is with you guys. I was going to order some buckyballs a few weeks back(was oblivious to your Zen magnets), but their website is so abusive and cluttered I just could not bring myself to support that.",0,0.8659257292747498,TODO 4
-249760,1,I enjoy watching him play videos I saw on here a month ago and dragging out the jokes until the video isn't funny anymore.,NoxiousNick,entertainment,2010-09,You love Tosh.0? Dear god why?,0,0.6271203756332397,TODO 3
-249761,1,"Apparently ""the Jews"" don't like being called out.",hopstar,news,2010-10,Rick Sanchez fired over remarks about Jews and Jon Stewart.,1,0.8767691254615784,TODO 2
-249762,0,"[](/ok ""Big vagina."")",jkh77,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-10,"i was with a girl who was guilty of the same. she always wanted to talk about my fucking childhood or some shit, or try and explain to me why she was so fucked in the head. fuckin great sex though. she was into yoga and had a gap bigger than the mall of america.",0,0.6457390189170837,TODO 0
-249763,1,Way to show respect for your fellow man.,beatles910,WTF,2010-10,The Mormon Fleshlight (NSFW),1,0.9427159428596497,TODO 3
-249764,1,And yet life didn't form anywhere in the universe besides on our little planet.......,digiorno,science,2010-10,"Colossal Galactic Supercluster Discovery= 800 Trillion Suns, Several Hundred Galaxies; And it's lightwaves just arrived after a 7 Billion Year ride.",1,0.5612340569496155,TODO 1
-249765,1,But e.coli has enzymes!,evange,AskReddit,2010-10,"ask r/food personally, I enjoy killing things like e. coli by cooking, but that's just me.",1,0.9053668975830078,TODO 0
-249766,1,"Yeah, let's give BP the benefit of the doubt, because we like to think we're fair and will appraise the evidence on its own merits.",pkaro,WTF,2010-10,"can't they be doing both? It's also unclear if the digger is working for BP, or if it's even burying the fish at all. This was basically a video of a guy walking on a dirty beach pointing out dead fish an a small jcb.",1,0.9787786602973938,TODO 0
-249767,1,"Sure, bring back Bruno Brookes and Milli Vanilli, all is forgiven.",JRugman,unitedkingdom,2010-07,"I've had stuff played on John Peel too, I must admit it was a great feeling to be recognised by a legend. Radio one used to be great, it's just gone down hill since the early 90's and pop music has never been as homogenised as it is today. You could blame computers with the ability to auto-correct everything, but there is some great music out there being done on computers that doesn't sound this way. My run in with that radio plugger just put the whole thing in perspective to be honest, it's become about money, not music.",1,0.9813430905342102,TODO 1
-249768,1,But they already used up all the interesting source material!,Epistaxis,AskReddit,2010-07,I would like to see more Rome. We were cheated from seeing how kick ass Octavian turned out to be.,1,0.9469587802886963,TODO 3
-249769,1,"Thanks for the polite, constructive feedback",clownprince_,AskReddit,2010-07,Read a summary. Next!,1,0.9668018221855164,TODO 0
-249770,1,Why are you atheists so bitter all the time anyway?,DanPinto,atheism,2010-07,Maldives atheist who felt persecuted 'hangs himself',1,0.7567800283432007,TODO 3
-249771,0,Perhaps A _for _Asshole would be a more appropriate name?,anonymgrl,AskReddit,2009-12,"Yes. The sex is just too good. Jane must be tight, wet and wild, and she probably gives ass and awesome head. OP's father already took the decision to let her ruin him and told him so; why wait if nothing will change? I say move out immediately. Perhaps with sister. Of course, I'll also suggest an incestuous relationship with the sister.",0,0.862155020236969,TODO 0
-249772,1,"Gentoo of course, for that -O3 goodness!",KeX3,geek,2010-07,"Really. OK, what would you call it? And your smug got in the way of answering my question.",1,0.8672570586204529,TODO 4
-249773,1,"Wow, way to treat the subject with respect, CNN.",foxfaction,offbeat,2010-08,Getting paid to be a pot critic - Video - Business News,1,0.966366708278656,TODO 3
-249774,1,And open source loves ms,martinmarkovski,opensource,2010-08,Microsoft: 'We love open source',1,0.9328876733779907,TODO 3
-249775,1,Fucking rich people.,tennis87,comics,2010-08,"The rich section of town here has their lights on major thru roads calibrated so they flip flop, i.e. when one turns green the next turns red. Such a fucking pain in the ass, especially because they're close enough together that with any amount of traffic you are guaranteed to get stuck at the green light because the next light is completely backed up, then your light turns red again when the next light turns green and releases the backup.",1,0.985506534576416,TODO 1
-249776,1,"I'd hope that they'd have the decency to give the patriotic, anti-terrorist, hero paid leave before inconveniencing him with matters of legality, brutality, or morality.",bowtieninja,Bad_Cop_No_Donut,2011-12,"An Oakland police officer who shot an Occupy protester with a beanbag last month as the demonstrator took video of officers in riot gear has been removed from street duty along with his supervisor, pending an investigation",1,0.6212695837020874,TODO 3
-249777,1,"yes, because AK's never jam...",michellebrookeg,guns,2011-12,"If you look carefully at the weapon in the video, its easy to see what the problem is, that man is carrying an M4!? Someone needs to get that man a Kalashnikov. AK 47 if the range/accuracy doesn't matter, AK 74 if it does.",1,0.9874337315559387,TODO 0
-249778,1,"Well, it seems like Romney will get way more votes anyway, so why should anyone bother actually voting for Paul, wouldn't us just campaigning have more of an impact?",MagicTarPitRide,politics,2011-12,"he will have more impact if he wins. and he will have a better chance at winning if he goes to the debate. besides, he knew the congressional vote wasn't close enough for his one vote to tip the scales.",0,0.6582520604133606,TODO 3
-249779,1,"Right, because no women play Skyirm.",Imxset21,gaming,2011-12,Sounds about right to me!,1,0.9875434637069702,TODO 4
-249780,1,She really *is* an Einstein.,Spaceman_Spif,humor,2011-12,"No, I believe you're thinking of Kesha.",0,0.6918035745620728,TODO 0
-249781,1,And being as the apocalypse is occuring sometime in late 2012....,claytoncash,movies,2011-12,I can't wait. 2012 is going to be an epic year for movies.,0,0.8054649233818054,TODO 1
-249782,1,Who cares the Greeks are lazy .,AanonymousS,worldnews,2011-12,Greek Hospitals Turning Away Expectant Mothers Who Can't Pay New Fees,1,0.9597229361534119,TODO 1
-249783,1,"Yeah, that mutual benefit and welfare schtick is more of a loose moral guideline.",langoustine,judo,2011-12,"He's a douche, no doubt. But stop being a pussy as well. It's judo man, stuff like this happens all the time.",1,0.723915696144104,TODO 3
-249784,1,Don't wish him Merry Christmas you asshat!,CtrlAltDeleteDie,WeAreTheMusicMakers,2011-12,"Thanks man, Merry Christmas, have an awesome day! Fuck all this internet bickering, only shows the venom we're capable of spewing at each other.",1,0.8716273903846741,TODO 0
-249785,1,How do we know you didn't just make this story up to make IonBeam2 feel bad?,iambecomedeath7,todayilearned,2011-12,Interesting. I'm transgender and an activist for the community and I am pretty much as far away from being a pathological liar as a person can get. I'm sorry you hold such prejudice for such a largely diverse social group.,1,0.9457434415817261,TODO 1
-249786,1,Jameson's.,jdkeith,collapse,2011-12,"How do you deal with everyone not seeing what you see? Maybe 'collapse' is not where this belongs; but in this Christmas season, with people getting (or expecting to get) iPhones, iPads, Kindles and all the rest...where is reality? How is it that I see peak oil, underfunded state pensions, massive growth in government unpaid for by any taxes, on the brink of war with Iran and in a quagmire economically; but everyone else seems to be so merrily going along their normal way? Do people not notice that this is not going to last? That they should be buying silver or gold instead of consumer goods, and thanking their stars that they have money to do that with in the first place? Did we not just, merely three years ago, go through an economic hell that we closed the lid on so quickly by changing the rules of the game?",0,0.7122762203216553,TODO 0
-249787,1,Socialism!,BlendedCotton,AskReddit,2011-09,That is how politics works. Why else would anyone ever donate money?,1,0.8776999711990356,TODO 0
-249788,1,Yeah because it worked so well for Apple.,BbIT,technology,2011-09,Microsoft Ditches Flash in Windows 8 Metro IE10 in Latest Setback for Adobe,1,0.9870350956916809,TODO 1
-249789,1,Wow this will REALLY make a difference.,fannyalgersabortion,reddit.com,2011-09,"Courtesy of Anonymous: Live View of the ""Occupy Wallstreet"" Protests that the MSM is Ignoring.",1,0.9864374399185181,TODO 2
-249790,1,I will assume otherwise until he adds his,WoollyMittens,worldnews,2011-09,"pretty obvious he wasn't making an argument, just a sarcastic remark",1,0.9902780652046204,TODO 0
-249791,1,Looks like a good day's huntin'!,Efanito,pics,2011-08,First class seating.,0,0.7883122563362122,TODO 4
-249792,1,Welcome to America,Dethread,pics,2011-09,They're all so fat.,0,0.5120366215705872,TODO 0
-249793,1,GET THE FUCK OUT,xboxer102,Music,2011-10,I like this...and I like the original. I like Blink-182 and I like Angels and Airwaves.,1,0.5926043391227722,TODO 0
-249794,1,"Yes, by all means, tell her that all the bad things that may happen to her are her fault if she's unwilling to leave her mother's house at the age of 12.",chavelah,MensRights,2011-10,"Have a talk with your daughter and let her know you are open to the idea of taking her in and that it wouldn't be a cake walk, but if she is prepared to accept you as head of household and your rules, she'd be welcome in yours. If she decides to stay with her mother, her 'tales of woe,' like her mother's, are on her.",1,0.9859946966171265,TODO 2
-249795,1,How else are they going to keep the rapists away?,Canadian_Infidel,Fitness,2011-10,"RANT - What the Fuck? The campus gym now has ""Women Only"" times. The period is essentially my favourite 2 hour window for a session on a Saturday morning - 10am-12pm. I can't really see why they've done it either, I've been going pretty consistently around that time for the last 4 years of study on this campus, and it tends to be pretty quiet, with a fairly even mix of blokes and girls (literally 2-3 of each at most). That's why I chose that time frame! I'm not aware of any of the guys taking the piss out of the girls, or jeering/leering - I've seen more of that from the ladies than the gents! **Sorry guys, rant over** TL;DR - Gym is now women only between 10 and 12 on saturday mornings, even though it was already pretty dead at those times - but it was my favourite time to go!",1,0.9871593713760376,TODO 0
-249796,1,"Yes, that's a great idea to make your relationship problems disappear, because everyone knows that married couples are constantly shitting rainbows and never fight...",this_party_sucks,sex,2011-10,"Solution: get married. Expect the ""i love you i hug you i love you"" to drop significantly fast.",1,0.9864944219589233,TODO 0
-249797,1,Because swamp-ass certainly doesn't affect anyone else in the world other than the obese.,azulhombre,reddit.com,2011-10,"Or, you know, lose some weight you fucking fat ass.",1,0.9871547222137451,TODO 0
-249798,1,"Well, the Palestinians shouldn't have settled in Israeli lands.",Xoebe,worldnews,2011-10,"Spanish cooperation buids a solar plant in Palestinia, provides electricity to 40 families of Emnaizel, a school and a medical center. Israel decides to demolish it in two weeks.",1,0.9686155915260315,TODO 0
-249799,1,"But now that the guy is in a wheelchair, he might be more dependent on those special transport-vans which use fossil-fuels, which would increase our dependence on oil-producing countries, and therefore endanger our freedom.",hazarabs,atheism,2011-10,"Herp derp lets make fun of people who don't pledge derp(political cartoon). And my response. And Yes, I let my comment sit for 17 hours and no one dared to respond.",1,0.9857299327850342,TODO 4
-249800,1,That's 26k more than $0,luisarmando,economy,2011-10,"50% of All Workers Made Less than $26,000 in 2010",0,0.5979166626930237,TODO 0
-249801,1,Autoglasspro cleaner will get that film off your lense.,Flytape,itookapicture,2011-10,ITAP (on film!) of a hot-air balloon being inflated,1,0.6351931691169739,TODO 0
-249802,1,"Yeah, I can't imagine what happen if Obama was forced to debate Paul.",theantirobot,politics,2011-10,"Ron Paul is a joke of a presidential candidate, and I really wish so many people didn't take him seriously.",1,0.976595401763916,TODO 2
-249803,1,Everyone knows browsing the internet on a 4in phone screen is just as good as using a 13in laptop,skubiszm,pics,2011-10,"Using the browser on my Android phone. It most definitely *is* competing quite nicely against ""full program"" browsers.",1,0.987496018409729,TODO 1
-249804,1,But dat ass!,ENTlightened,trees,2011-10,This makes me want to do acid,0,0.7736608386039734,TODO 4
-249805,1,No on has EVER thought of that before.,MZago1,pokemon,2011-10,what would you guys think of an MMO based on the pokemon world?,1,0.9868584871292114,TODO 0
-249806,0,Too bad he has a NTC,abhinium,hockey,2011-07,Only Komisarek left to go.,1,0.7199413180351257,TODO 1
-249807,1,That's so gay!,superfusion1,reddit.com,2011-07,Who was looking for boners?,1,0.9037749767303467,TODO 1
-249808,1,leave it to pics-or-didnt-happen to complain about video!,helmvisit,WTF,2011-07,There is nothing about this that I do not find awesome... except the video.,1,0.5068897008895874,TODO 3
-249809,1,"Yeah, because that's likely in America.",OsterGuard,atheism,2011-07,perhaps christianity was blocked but somebody already requested it taken off.,1,0.9865239858627319,TODO 2
-249810,1,But... but... but... I keep seeing all those internet polls showing him winning the presidency!,RON-PAUL-SUCKS,EnoughPaulSpam,2011-07,Here is more. He didn't win a single county in a primary state. He won 18 counties out of 600 in caucus states. That's 18 counties in the entire United States!,1,0.9871706366539001,TODO 3
-249811,1,"Yes, it would make so much more sense to eulogize them at some randomly chosen point in time.",humanspace,circlejerk,2011-07,"We salute you, person who died. Your life impacted us for about a week, specifically the week after you died. RIP.",1,0.9865568280220032,TODO 1
-249812,1,Because socialism.,muad_dib,canada,2011-07,"Out of idle curiosity, could you explain why you disbelieve crime statistics?",1,0.9319581985473633,TODO 0
-249813,1,"Yes they are, just like the US is the fault of every problem in the world these days.",Solkre,politics,2011-07,"Apparently, terrorism is only terrorism if committed by a Muslim. Otherwise, it's extremism.",1,0.986987829208374,TODO 0
-249814,1,"Yeah, let's just let their children die from their poor life choices",tborwi,AskReddit,2011-07,the difference being all of the things you listed are LEGAL while drugs are illegal. i have zero problem with drug testing for illegal substances if you want to receive welfare or assistance from the government. People have to drug test just to get some jobs to earn money. we should drug test if you are getting free money,1,0.9873331785202026,TODO 1
-249815,1,"yeah, god forbid he stop a war",howardRoark36,politics,2011-07,"So, sounds like everything could go really haywire if no debt deal is reached.",1,0.9840340614318848,TODO 1
-249816,1,The article wasn't biased at all.,ahalenia,politics,2011-07,Senate rejects debt bill.,1,0.987179696559906,TODO 1
-249817,0,"Not bad, but I'm seriously not liking the sound of that triggered drum, and that usually doesn't bother me.",TheEerieCold,Metal,2011-08,Skeletonwitch - The Infernal Resurrection (new song),0,0.9796336889266968,TODO 1
-249818,1,"B..b..but both parties are the same, I'm sure Democrats do the same thing all the time",x86_64Ubuntu,politics,2011-08,Right wing American patriots: try to prevent votes from being counted if you don't agree with the voter's choice.,1,0.9857418537139893,TODO 0
-249819,1,I believe you'll find the appropriate term is 'gaijin'.,theroguesstash,Fitness,2011-08,"That's some fantastic arm-chair science.. but unfortunately it's off on several points. Rice is starchy, which illicits a much slower insulin response than refined carbs. So that helps. Asians may very well not respond to carbs with the same level of insulin. Plus they tend to walk and bicycle more than their gringo counterparts. Do they even *have* pizza over there? I'm just throwing out plausible factors. Enough to throw some doubt on your ""it's all thermodynamics"" quip.",1,0.7266977429389954,TODO 2
-249820,1,I didn't realize it was so easy to convert currencies!,so_what_who_cares,gaming,2011-08,"Killing floor on sale cheap, double the price if you live in the UK.",1,0.9155362248420715,TODO 0
-249821,1,"I, for one, am SHOCKED!",nickellis14,Economics,2011-08,Gold futures extend sharp losses,1,0.9869062304496765,TODO 0
+410,0,Helps if you are in Barovia.,HeyThereSport,DnD,2016-12,Haha when I DM half my voices end up sounding like bad Russian accents. I think I have what you have,0,0.9643048048019408,TODO 4
+1344,1,Obviously you didn't catch the split second subtext hidden in the eye contact that Bucky and Steve shared during the finale of Winter Soldier,presidentdinosaur115,marvelstudios,2016-11,Making any overtly heterosexual character gay.,1,0.935180127620697,TODO 1
+250081,0,Email him through his site.,Rsardinia,reddit.com,2009-04,This is some truly amazing work. Would your brother possibly be interested in doing any contracted work? I will be planning a wedding within the next year and wanted something truly amazing and fitting with my & my fiance's personalities for our invitations. It would be interesting to see what he might come up with with this gorgeous art style.,0,0.7098143100738525,TODO 3
+1497,1,you forgot,cgilbertmc,WTF,2016-12,And those aren't even shitty frozen nuggets from the store! That you can get a giant bag of for like $5. Those are specifically McDonalds McNuggets. So he really went out of his way to get the good stuff.,1,0.9901838898658752,TODO 0
+150,0,"for some reason Tank shells only dmg the area where you can repair the plane... So tips of wings, tail and some joints wont connect Just like shooting Tank tracks",Cozichacozee,HeroesandGenerals,2016-09,"While I'm not disagreeing, I'm not agreeing either. I've played some games on an AA where the team keeps the skies clear, and there are other games where a single sneeze of HE rounds from a plane clears all the AA batteries and run rampant over the map. On a slightly related note, why do tank shells seem to dust off planes with no effect, and the few that do connect, why do they seem to do no damage?",0,0.955248773097992,TODO 0
+1863,0,this article is an amusing conspiracy laden shitpost,whiny_teenager_alt,bakchodi,2016-12,ABCDalit expresses his totally unbiased view on demonetization.,0,0.9131121635437012,TODO 1
+249455,0,The only way to not get the floor wiped with you every time (because you have to beat several of them in succession) is to use a team of OU Pokemon yourself.,keiyakins,pokemon,2011-06,How are they forcing you to use OU? I'm not following you at all here.,0,0.8159430623054504,TODO 4
+250439,0,"If you're looking for something that's 62 proof, you might as well get liquor, not beer.",greenw40,WTF,2009-12,Tactical Nuclear Penguin goes where no beer has gone before - 32% alcohol,0,0.705375611782074,TODO 3
+251140,1,HAHAHAHA They don't speak English!,daramel,atheism,2010-04,He Has Raisin!,1,0.7119922637939453,TODO 0
+1489,1,Maybe for a mutant a belly roll is normal....get it together girl.,JLive23,OldSchoolCool,2016-12,"I'm a woman, around size 4, and sometimes I'm self conscious because even though I'm slender, I sit down a certain way and get a tummy roll. But then I see photos like this and remember that tummy rolls are normal and often cute!",0,0.5472282767295837,TODO 4
 249822,1,It's not a crime when government does it...,jacekplacek,Economics,2011-08,"Everyone was shocked about Enron accounting fraud; we are now doing the same thing on a massive scale! Mark-to-market rules ... were twice suspended. Now it seems they have been postponed indefinitely, if not scrapped altogether for the benefit of Citigroup and B of A.",1,0.9844253063201904,TODO 2
-249823,1,nice taste,b3nny,pics,2011-08,Nice shorts (NSFW),0,0.9387009143829346,TODO 3
-249824,1,1.56 million.,bikemaul,Astronomy,2011-08,I wonder how many kilotons of TNT would be needed to unleash the same energy.,0,0.7219699621200562,TODO 0
-249825,1,"Yup, must be the UK.",ScreamingSeagull,videos,2011-08,"He's probably in the UK, where it is illegal to own anything resembling a firearm.",1,0.8596309423446655,TODO 0
-249826,0,Say... that you?,borez,reddit.com,2010-02,"Say, you that?",0,0.7914270758628845,TODO 0
-249827,0,Advice,jimflaigle,offbeat,2011-03,Typo right in the first one. 35) Proofread your wise advise before publishing it,0,0.8654916286468506,TODO 3
-249828,0,"I was speaking with a friend in the financial sector, and he was as surprised as me that anyone *anywhere* is still using idiotic insane crap like SOAP.",uriel,programming,2011-01,"P.S. I was in the financial sector. And while SOAP was popular, by far the most popular interconnect standard was FIX. This is a TCP-based protocol with two-way message passing and built-in support for stuff like resending missed messages. It made both SOAP and REST look like a joke.",0,0.9832786917686462,TODO 1
-249829,0,"Because they ruin the r/keto community and, to some degree, contribute to a spread of misinformation.",thelastbaron,Fitness,2011-06,"Why do you care, if someone is wrong on the internet?",0,0.6976771354675293,TODO 1
-249830,0,"what is the point of them being waterproof when your earbuds which you place inside them, not to mention your ipod are not?",kieranmullen,videos,2011-03,"i think you missed the point (entirely?) no batteries and waterproof, these things would be sweet to travel with, off the beaten path that is :P",1,0.7374565601348877,TODO 1
-249831,0,palmela handerson?,vinny962,reddit.com,2011-05,That's just what he calls his hands.,0,0.7026547789573669,TODO 0
-249832,0,Keep reading your Maclean's and other assorted favorite right wing rags.,jasminc,canada,2011-04,Most of that money goes to corruption in Quebec so they dont see a lot of benefit from it. But Im happy my taxes are helping someone.,1,0.7109392285346985,TODO 2
-249833,0,Except tap water comes from wells too.,pkaro,skeptic,2011-05,Tap water!,0,0.8832800984382629,TODO 4
-249834,0,Butter... can't beat it...,lightspeed23,sex,2010-09,"Lube for Anal? My wife and I have been married for about 13 years and about 2 years ago, we finally got the anal thing going. Luckily she loves to take it in the ass. Anyways... we have always used just normal plain lube, but I was wondering about ""warming"" lube or the ""sensual"" lubes for anal. Is that a good idea or would it be like she had mexican food the night before? thanks",0,0.8578419089317322,TODO 0
-249835,0,"You'd think with all the cure for cancer we've found on Reddit, cancer should be working for us by now.",superwinner,science,2011-01,Been a couple of weeks: Time to cure cancer again,1,0.9589586853981018,TODO 3
-249836,0,"Well, I think it really comes down to who should be deciding what's ""right"" - the citizens, or the plutocrats/technocrats.",richmomz,worldnews,2011-03,"One could counter with the age-old adage ""What is popular is not always right, what is right is not always popular."" There are some things that the public does not and cannot understand due simply to a lack of specialized knowledge. Targeted utilitarian morality, for example, does not sit well with many Americans who prefer to rely upon idealistic world views, yet the former is the only viable option for foreign policy.",0,0.8108686208724976,TODO 2
-249837,0,What's a lither?,TheAngrySpanker,funny,2011-04,Wrod Srcambel,1,0.6590829491615295,TODO 0
-249838,0,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,ninjaDOLEMITE,pics,2011-05,I suppose I'll be the one to break this to you. It is a Pokemon. He double-reverse-whammy trolled you.,0,0.9762709140777588,TODO 0
-249839,0,"It doesn't, but bacteria feed on the sugar, and breed, and it's the bacteria that decays teeth.",brock_lee,AskReddit,2010-12,Why does sugar decay teeth?,0,0.8549873232841492,TODO 2
-249840,0,The Wars of the Roses,tendeuchen,AskReddit,2011-05,"Hey Reddit I'm in 8th grade and looking for an interesting war to do a report on. Have any ideas? I was considering the Cold war but it turns out a fellow classmate is actually doing that, If you guys know any interesting wars(with enough information to present) please share!",0,0.8367025852203369,TODO 1
-249841,0,"I have a list of 3, Scott Gomez Marian Gaborik Chris Drury",musicfanatic2071,hockey,2011-06,"Who is the most OVERRATED player in the NHL? In contrast to the underrated player post, who are the most overrated players in the NHL?",0,0.8416195511817932,TODO 1
-249842,0,"i've never actually *watched* him wipe his ass, but i do know he buys the super thick plush stuff, (one sheet will do for me, and i consider myself a **very** thorough wiper) as to toothpaste, i have no idea...",nopodcast,AskReddit,2009-10,Does he split the 2-ply toilet paper so the roll lasts twice as long? Does he cut open the toothpaste tube to get the last dregs out of there?,0,0.889362096786499,TODO 2
-249843,0,*groan*,NoahTheDuke,baduk,2011-01,"Or maybe... ""Slow down, you *go* too fast.""",0,0.9393454790115356,TODO 0
-249844,0,"Well, he was our ally, just like Saddam...",NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-02,"The plot thickens: Libya's ruling family tried to coerce billions of dollars from Libyan and foreign oil companies, and its leader Muammar Gaddafi exhorted the United States to sow division in Saudi Arabia, leaked American diplomatic cables reveal.",1,0.9404005408287048,TODO 0
-249845,0,"To be fair to Philly, they themselves did get bumped because of Real Salt Lake's CCL run.",DoctaStooge,MLS,2011-05,"Heheh. No doubt. Generally though, the complaint here is that the MLS deliberately left October sparse so that teams in extra competitions would have some time. Sounders are in these competitions, and the Union is not. It therefore seems pretty unfair that the Union gets to clog up the Sounder's schedule simply because they want in on the Friendly action.",0,0.5375205278396606,TODO 3
-249846,0,"If that is NSFW, quit and save your soul.",panfist,Music,2010-10,Censor Bars! (NSFW),1,0.5854411125183105,TODO 0
-249847,1,You forgot FOX.,myredditlogintoo,politics,2010-10,"If we all wrote CNN, BBC and NYT reporters about breaking the story then one of them might, right?",1,0.5639122724533081,TODO 0
-249848,0,Darwin Award!,bdpf,reddit.com,2011-02,"Friend was texting. Went off the road, hit a tree. His car caught fire. He was trapped in the car by the seatbelt. He burned alive. All because he couldnt wait a few goddamn minutes. Just a friendly reminder, dont text and drive.",0,0.7649449110031128,TODO 0
-249849,0,"And it's pronounced like a *K*, not an *X*.",jambonilton,pics,2010-05,"My first thought was, ""it's LaTeX, not Latex"" Craps I'm such a nerd",0,0.5566012263298035,TODO 0
-249850,0,"The issue with that is we are looking to stay near the Legg Mason building, so in case she has to work late, she is within a couple blocks of the apartment so its mitigates the late night danger as much as possible.",OMEGAaccelerator,baltimore,2011-01,"Greektown may be a cheaper alternative. It's not far from Fell's, and the housing there will likely be much cheaper. Not to mention there will be less traffic from the bars on weekends.",0,0.9716989398002625,TODO 0
-249851,0,youporn,sabotank,reddit.com,2009-10,"youtube is down, what's another good video/entertainment site?",0,0.7332790493965149,TODO 0
-249852,0,"Dude, it's Atletico vs Real.. need I say more?",qtx,soccer,2010-08,What the hell happens here and why is the ball boy involved?,1,0.8257623314857483,TODO 3
-249853,0,Youtube would love to be able to show you that without a lawsuit,narf865,reddit.com,2011-04,It's shit like this Youtube!,0,0.7181139588356018,TODO 0
-249854,0,Because we had greater ability to install and prop up their fucktards?,officeroffkilter,politics,2010-02,Because the rest of the world had a lot of fucktards back in the day.,0,0.7324343919754028,TODO 2
-249855,0,"So you're too much of a pussy to stand up to your roommate, and you get back at him by stealing his TV ?",diaperboy19,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-05,and le that's le how le you le STEAL a le tv,1,0.5054402351379395,TODO 0
-249856,1,Take all my up-votes!,HedonisticRush,pics,2011-05,Kitten with a bow tie,0,0.6687251329421997,TODO 3
-249857,0,China - Hong-Kong I'll give you those two countries out of the hundred of others in Asia... *eyes roll* I also guess sarcasm doesn't work on stupid.,skankingmike,science,2010-11,"Um.. Europeans never colonized China, Japan, or Korea",1,0.5917717814445496,TODO 2
-249858,0,"Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to a hundred memes, but take it from this old Internet rat, I've spent my entire adult life online, and a program like this can haz more harm than good.",xwonka,gaming,2010-09,I bet I can 100 memes.,0,0.9809215664863586,TODO 1
-249859,0,not for long,PacketScan,politics,2011-03,It's the top comment on my screen right now :D,0,0.9160156846046448,TODO 4
-249860,0,yes,flaxeater,sysadmin,2011-02,Can I get a server to email me when one (or multiple) drive space becomes low? Can I get a server to email me when one (or multiple) drive space becomes low?,0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-249861,1,"Yeah, and they are the only violent ones too.",uncleawesome,worldpolitics,2011-05,But I thought that Islam was the only religion that oppresses women?,1,0.9866657853126526,TODO 0
-249862,1,You act like nepotism is a bad thing,taitcha,AskReddit,2011-05,That's not cool. Corruption.,1,0.7697803378105164,TODO 3
-249863,1,Hot.,nzhamstar,WTF,2011-05,My wife recently moved from pediatric nursing to a care-home for infirm elderly patients. One of her jobs is to help the oldies who are constipated to take a shit by pushing her fingers into their butthole and helping them to work the stool out. Her favorite joke lately is to tell me the story just before she sticks her fingers in my mouth.,0,0.8416623473167419,TODO 3
-249864,0,Maybe because someone else wrote it...,gandhii,videos,2011-03,Surprisingly well composed and intelligent for a 13 year old...I can't imagine the crap I woulda said at 13 if it were me haha,1,0.6114844083786011,TODO 0
-249865,0,"Not a great place there, doc.",Aerik,Health,2009-10,Science to 'stop age clock at 50',0,0.8352376222610474,TODO 2
-249866,0,You are making me feel old and I'm only 22!,StaticPrevails,AskReddit,2010-03,Is that the family lawyer from Arrested Development?,0,0.8447034358978271,TODO 1
-249867,0,"We're not talking about total government spending here, just individual contribution rates.",greengordon,politics,2010-09,Not a $3 trillion/year one.,0,0.8845824599266052,TODO 2
-249868,0,Too bad you didn't have a GM which the US gov't actually saved.,ballstein,funny,2010-03,"Craigslist user feels strongly about my car ad, leaves voicemail to let me know",1,0.5964648127555847,TODO 1
-249869,0,*clap clap clap*,mkrfctr,AskReddit,2009-01,Did they ever get the gerbil out?,0,0.957771360874176,TODO 0
-249870,0,"Probably the same thing I think every morning: ""FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-""",RyanFuller003,AskReddit,2011-03,What was your first thought when you woke up today?,0,0.9254477024078369,TODO 1
-249871,0,The hivemind disapproves of his christian beliefs.,Bedeone,AskReddit,2011-01,"-2 karma... The internet is cruel to its memes. Norris is exalted one day, cliched the next.",1,0.5997308492660522,TODO 3
-249872,1,"Teenage pregnancy is on the ""cool"" list I hear.",Shadow703793,reddit.com,2011-05,Isn't she like 13?,1,0.9114302396774292,TODO 0
-249873,0,*Ripped from the headlines...* **DUN DUN**,gmale9000,WTF,2010-10,"Holy Shit. Guy skips out on second part of a clinical trial, now he has only days to live unless they find him in time.",0,0.8442744612693787,TODO 0
-249874,0,Toking away with mine with its handy AC power adapter [4],hazardous69,trees,2011-05,Magic Flight Launch Box just arrived. It is the cats pajamas. [7],0,0.6440237760543823,TODO 3
-249875,1,"Oh, well that MOS doesn't go through combat training or anything.",Rabbitbunny,Libertarian,2011-05,Marine was a bulk fuel specialist.,1,0.97646164894104,TODO 0
-249876,0,"No, but I am sure I will.",btgarner,pics,2011-05,*Fanfair* You have heard of me!,1,0.7577288150787354,TODO 1
-249877,0,Give all of his money to me then kill myself in public.,tetral,AskReddit,2011-03,You wake up tomorrow and you're inside the body of CHARLIE SHEEN. What do you do now?,1,0.727493405342102,TODO 2
-249878,0,"I'm pretty sure she IS Christina Aguilera, though.",RambleMan,AskReddit,2011-02,She's also not Aretha Franklin.,1,0.6865139603614807,TODO 1
-249879,0,GOD I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ALCOHOL THE STUPID IT BURNS IT BURNS,csours,videos,2011-03,"If this song doesn't make you want to kill yourself / others, nothing will.",0,0.9066430926322937,TODO 2
-249880,1,Oh well that makes it okay then.,db2,atheism,2011-01,This is a common practice with schools in the south.,1,0.986566960811615,TODO 1
-249881,0,Dogpile?,this_barb,pics,2010-12,Life before Google,0,0.7229413390159607,TODO 0
-249882,0,That still never explains why Taela was the only one of her people that talks weirdly while the rest just talk like regular folk... wraith DNA?,bretticon,scifi,2010-03,"Actually, no. That was the production explanation for a long time (and was given in a few documentaries), but it was never presented that way in-story, and numerous episodes seem to directly contradict that. The canon explanation is that the English language spread throughout the galaxy thousands of years ago as the result of events in the season 8 finale, Moebius.",0,0.8827441930770874,TODO 3
-249883,0,Think about that.,cdelongo,codbo,2011-02,I justify it because the RC Car SHOULDN'T be a 3 killstreak and noobtubes are annoying as hell. How can it be compared to somebody who has just beaten you in a gun battle???,0,0.7962890863418579,TODO 0
-249884,1,But that's slavery!,ac3raven,politics,2011-05,"no one has a ""right"" to healthcare but by denying basic healthcare to the population we all pay for it anyway via higher taxes, higher insurance premiums. etc. when all the people without insurance go to the E.R. when their health reaches critical conditions but they have no money or insurance to pay for it who do you think pays for it?? all of us. and we're all paying dearly for it. basic, preventative healthcare should be available to anyone who needs because we all pay for it anyway.",1,0.9834561944007874,TODO 0
-249885,0,"The fee is for land border crossings, Canadian and Mexican",spdracr99,WTF,2010-03,"Here is something funny: Mexicans have being paying 6 dollars for a permit to enter more than 100km north of the US of A- Mexican border... but if we go in through the Canadian border, we can get the same permit free of charge. How is that not discrimination?",0,0.5501556396484375,TODO 4
-249886,0,Build a fire.,Rion23,canada,2011-03,"This is ridiculous beyond comprehension, even if you exclude the fact that his heating was turned off in the middle of winter. I can think of 100 things to do if I'm in danger of dying from cold in Canada - and if all of them fail, the 101st is calling 911. This man was not sane.",0,0.672147810459137,TODO 0
-249887,0,"Damn, this outraged Tiger fan came here to post something similar.",cmotdibbler,atheism,2010-06,He was out.,1,0.9227153062820435,TODO 0
-249888,0,because he just got his ass kicked by a bunch of pissed off red frogs that had weapons and all he had was a karate book duuuuhhhhh,refreshbot,AskReddit,2009-12,"the drawing is great no doubt; but i'm confused, why is he fighting *away* from the castle?",1,0.9720355868339539,TODO 3
-249889,0,My bad.,rebel,IAmA,2011-06,"1) We only prepped at lunch time. We had everything set so we didn't have to do shit during dinner time. 2) I don't understand this at all 3) You're really caught up on the fried egg thing? I crack the eggs, I mix them in a bowl with my fork (usually the same bowl that that the fried vegetables came in), then I put that on the grill. You want to ask me about the eggs that get stuck to the bottom of the bowl because they get cooked in the dishwasher because our dishwasher doesn't wash them properly. You want to ask about the perfectly oval eggs that I take time to choose so I can spin them on my spatula when I do the egg tossing trick. 4) Weird, because I cook fried rice at home and it tastes pretty damn good. Maybe you just have a shitty recipe. 5) You're abso-fucking-lutely wrong about that. We cook a huge pot of rice in the rice cooker near the end of the night. Our kitchen helper then folds melted butter into and and it goes into the walk-in over night. 6) Check the description, I've linked a picture to my tools. 7) Cool story bro.",0,0.873248815536499,TODO 1
-249890,1,oh wow this is SOOO FUNNEH LOLOLOL,daChikn,geek,2011-06,some deep stuff 001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110000001100000011000100110000001100010011000100110000001100010011000100110001001100000011000000110001001100010011000000110000001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110001001100000011000000110001001100000011000100110000001100010011000100110001001100000011000000110000001100000011000000110001001100010011000100110000001100010011000000110000001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110000001100000011000100110000001100010011000100110000001100010011000100110001001100010011000000110001001100010011000000110001001100010011000100110000,1,0.9802338480949402,TODO 0
-249891,0,Let me guess: They needed to borrow your lighter?,oneangryrobot,trees,2011-06,Went to go smoke in the woods and look what we found!,1,0.6098129749298096,TODO 3
-249892,1,Please tell me you didnt ask out this winner amongst winners.,BobTheBird,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-06,10pm?,0,0.8961633443832397,TODO 0
-249893,1,"Sons of dictators are supposed to be liberal reformers, didn't you get the memo?",wq678,worldnews,2011-06,"Business as usual in Syria. The eyedoctor/president/dictator put a nice veil over all the dirty stuff for a while, but everyone knew what was going on.",1,0.9832057356834412,TODO 1
-249894,0,You need Penny Arcade to legitimize LoL?,tpfour,leagueoflegends,2011-06,Does this mean my hobby has legitimacy?,0,0.7810489535331726,TODO 3
-249895,0,google it,pooshingthelimit,videos,2011-06,What is wrong about memri?,0,0.8740942478179932,TODO 0
-249896,1,"Yeah, cats are definitely better than dogs.",whatsadigg,pics,2011-06,My cat bit me and I'm allergic. But wait..,1,0.9848500490188599,TODO 3
-249897,0,Tell your friend she is a cunt would you kindly?,Bravo9000,reddit.com,2010-11,"Hey, that's me. Thanks. :)",0,0.6815972328186035,TODO 4
-249898,0,Waiting for him to respond.,phynn,politics,2010-03,Me vs. a Republican on Facebook. Figured you may enjoy it.,0,0.7802866101264954,TODO 0
-249899,1,Next time take a more blurry pic please.,Dubbys,motorcycles,2011-06,"Has anyone else encountered problems using this type of locked gas tank? I can't get the key to turn all the way and open it, and I fear breaking the key.",1,0.8194035887718201,TODO 1
-249900,0,"You can try it too, eat some Shrimp",Sfork,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Godzilla???,0,0.8445996642112732,TODO 0
-249901,0,She said they both work full time.,annemg,AskReddit,2010-07,I think she meant that she did the cleaning because he paid all the other bills,0,0.829883873462677,TODO 1
-249902,1,It is just a typical 10/22 pattern,liontigerbearshark,guns,2011-06,"Gauge, choke, shot?",0,0.8178199529647827,TODO 0
-249903,1,So that's how they took down the towers on 9/11!,geak78,reddit.com,2011-06,"X-37B: Is the orbital drone of USAF/NASA, triggering world wide earthquakes???",1,0.8929402828216553,TODO 0
-249904,1,take a week off..then quit..then take up tennis,joetromboni,golf,2011-06,"no matter how slow the swing, how forgiving the wedge, or what ball it is... every time!!!",0,0.8443096280097961,TODO 0
-249905,0,Do you understand the difference between state and federal jurisdiction?,Andareed,environment,2011-06,"Well then, if a boat carrying a ton of cocain gets loaded in international waters, then lands in the US they are good right? That is what this sets a precident for if lawmakers let it happen. Then again, guess who is a major contributor to re-election campaigns. :(",0,0.9753892421722412,TODO 3
-249906,1,"Yeah, cause a big central government has worked out so great for us.",jscoppe,AskReddit,2011-06,"There is concentration of government in the EU, it is just that that government is weak and somewhat powerless w.r.t. the member states - were the EU to adopt a US-like approach with a true central government, we might have better results.",1,0.9869959354400635,TODO 2
-249907,1,"Yeah, people free to live their life and make their own choices without force or coercion pft, stupid!",CodeandOptics,politics,2010-08,Libertarian sense? That's one of the biggest oxymorons I've ever heard!,1,0.9859370589256287,TODO 2
-249908,1,Too bad the Darwin Award winner was able to propagate fist before getting his Darwin Award!,bdpf,videos,2010-09,never let kids play with guns,0,0.5600371360778809,TODO 1
-249909,0,You forgot the part where you move on to the next talking point before your guest has the opportunity to respond to your factually dubious propaganda.,a1chem1st,politics,2011-03,"Step 1: Ask a loaded question. Step 2: Let the subject start to answer, then when they break the party line, interrupt with propaganda. Step 3: Repeat",0,0.9262261390686035,TODO 1
-249910,1,can't wait for glenn beck to rip these protesters a new one!,epicmuffin,politics,2011-03,"Muslims hold a fundraiser to raise money for the homeless and for women's shelters. Republicans show up to protest, chant ""go back home!"", and call what they're doing ""unadulterated evil"".",1,0.9341029524803162,TODO 4
-249911,0,"Does your racist, fucked up grandma have a reserved seat in the front row for every Presidential press conference?",OmicronPersei8,reddit.com,2010-06,"Fuck everyone hating on Helen Thomas. She's the grandma of the nation, and even though Grandma says some fucked up shit, she's still got a good soul.",0,0.7391698956489563,TODO 4
-249912,1,"Yes, because Matt Damon sending a check for a few million to the US treasury will solve all of our deficit / economic problems.",snrjames,politics,2011-03,"If these people feel that strongly about the tax burden being too light on themselves, they are more than capable of cutting a check, in any amount they see fit, to the United States Treasury at any time.",1,0.9870682954788208,TODO 0
-249913,0,"I would have enjoyed Arcade Fire, too, if their first song didn't induce epilepsy and their second song didn't have a commercial overlaying it.",arcadeguy,DoesAnybodyElse,2011-02,Although the Mumford/Avett/Dylan performance was pretty great.,0,0.9366800785064697,TODO 4
-249914,1,Racist.,EatMoreFiber,sports,2011-03,who is who? All Barbers look the same to me.,1,0.9860246777534485,TODO 4
-249915,1,Well then the solution is obviously more Federal funding...,richmomz,Libertarian,2011-03,"Dept Of Education: 82% of US schools may be labeled ""failing""",1,0.9871798157691956,TODO 3
-249916,1,TIL people in Norway are going to hell.,imright_anduknowit,atheism,2011-03,Atheist living in norway...,1,0.8222399353981018,TODO 0
-249917,1,BREAKING: RON PAUL VOTES AGAINST SPENDING ON PUBLIC PROGRAM....,cheney_healthcare,politics,2011-03,if Ron Paul wrote the resolution then I would say he has gone off the deep end. The fact that he voted for this does not even make me bat an eye.,0,0.7028047442436218,TODO 2
-249918,1,Yeah... democracy costs too much!,arcticfox,canada,2011-03,What a waste of taxpayer dollars. Hopefully the country punished the LIEberals and give Harper a majority.,1,0.9834831953048706,TODO 2
-249919,0,"On a side note, what's the point in making a game look as good as you can and then covering your screen with blotchy ugly smudges that make it so you cant see anything?",unchow,gaming,2010-01,"RAMIREZ, DO EVERYTHING!",0,0.936892032623291,TODO 1
-249920,1,Its not in the Bible.,Tiger337,atheism,2011-03,it could be there. PROVE IT ISN'T,1,0.9615049958229065,TODO 0
-249921,0,Kid is nothing compared to TheUltimateDouche.,TheSuburbs,pics,2011-01,"Is it too late to nominate for ""Classiest Redditor of the Year?""",0,0.830263078212738,TODO 1
-249922,1,Good thing Zuffa had it taken down.,misterkim,MMA,2011-03,Gracie Breakdown: UFC Ultimate Fight Night 24 feat. the Twister.,1,0.9019775986671448,TODO 1
-249923,1,"Well you now know that there are 65,414 Commie Nazis in Ohio!",2coolfordigg,politics,2011-03,"Ohio House Republicans order removal of 65,414 signatures against SB5 (bill limiting collective bargaining rights)",1,0.9208515882492065,TODO 0
-249924,1,"Impossible, there are strict gun control laws in the UK.",0per8nalHaz3rd,guns,2011-03,"Less than a mile down the road from where I live, a five year old is caught in gang crossfire. No matter how the law disarms the innocent, there will always be illegal gun violence in the UK.",1,0.9838843941688538,TODO 1
-249925,1,I'm so sorry for offending your exquisite taste in humour.,ColdFusion87,AskReddit,2011-03,Everyone needs to stop thinking this joke is worth mentioning.,1,0.9816697835922241,TODO 0
-249926,1,Why didn't we wait another month?,NeoTheta,environment,2011-03,U.S. Sends Radiation-Hardened Robots to Battle Nuclear Threat in Japan,1,0.8974833488464355,TODO 0
-249927,1,"Obviously, the Patriot Act doesn't give them enough power...",NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-02,FBI to announce new internet eavesdropping effort,1,0.9796772599220276,TODO 3
-249928,1,"what, did you guys need a",thrik,confession,2011-04,yeah I would say prostitution while having a bf is considered cheating,1,0.8120958805084229,TODO 4
-249929,1,I thought things like this only happened in America.,hangadweeb,worldnews,2011-04,You can't legislate the *bad will* out of people.,1,0.9866481423377991,TODO 0
-249930,1,Pretty much nullifies the role white American culture had in the slave trade imo.,ninjaDOLEMITE,WTF,2010-08,First guy to own slaves in Virginia was... Black?,0,0.9733221530914307,TODO 1
-249931,1,"Looks shopped, I can tell by the pixels.",IronWolve,politics,2011-04,White House released Obama's long form birth certificate,1,0.9764615297317505,TODO 4
-249932,1,So I guess those mega-prisons Harper wants are justified after all.,Xlyfer,canada,2011-04,"Canada's 15-year-olds are among the world's No. 1 teen pot smokers, according to an expansive new drug and alcohol study funded by Health Canada.",1,0.9566155076026917,TODO 2
-249933,1,"Well, that's what they get for opposing gay marriage.",MarcoVincenzo,atheism,2011-04,ATTENTION Southeastern United States: God will continue murdering people until he receives your full and undivided attention.,1,0.9838665723800659,TODO 1
-249934,0,that's what they said about cell phones when they first came out,jk1150,technology,2010-02,No different to talking to someone next to you IMO.,1,0.5766610503196716,TODO 4
-249935,1,Married people?,Cagacazzo,geek,2011-04,Wolfram sure knows their audience.,0,0.8045865297317505,TODO 2
-249936,1,You've forgotten clip-on tie,wagnerwork,malefashionadvice,2011-01,get a tie pin or tie a different knot. Those are your only two options.,0,0.561637818813324,TODO 0
-249937,1,"Nah, we all know the Mexicans are getting their full-auto guns by the thousands from the mom and pop gun stores in AZ.",Gadsden,worldpolitics,2011-01,Investigation closes in on Heckler & Koch over illegal arms deals with Mexico,1,0.9877556562423706,TODO 0
-249938,0,"Me too, I love downloading my cash ;P",centinall,Android,2010-11,I'm stoked for quick deposit. Now I have no reason to go to a bank.,1,0.5944088697433472,TODO 3
-249939,1,Couldn't we take this as a final sign to ditch the metric system and go back to using pounds and inches like right thinking people do now?,jimflaigle,science,2011-01,Scientists will consider a new standard for the kilogram today based on Planck's constant,1,0.9295991659164429,TODO 2
-249940,1,"Gosh, lucky for them he had that, otherwise he'd just look like all the rest of them.",mrmyxlplyx,guns,2011-01,Fucking Darwinism. Good thing that guy was such a dumbass. Easier to identify. He practically has it tattoo'ed across his forehead.,1,0.976664125919342,TODO 1
-249941,0,Potato salad on toasted sliced sourdough and dill pickles.,tainted_nuts,AskReddit,2010-06,"Hey reddit, what's your favorite homemade sandwich recipe? I just made a new one that was fantastic. Mayo mixed with red chili sauce on whole grain bread with turkey, spinach, and cheese.",0,0.9521524906158447,TODO 0
-249942,0,what the fuck,Wilshire3030,atheism,2009-10,"I've seen a better one, the caption said ""jesus is coming, run for your lives!"" It was a digital rendering of a 50 foot tall jesus using the holes in his hands to masturbate with.",0,0.9785063862800598,TODO 0
-249943,1,As long as we agree in the end!,bitingmyownteeth,worldnews,2011-02,I want the reddit hivemind to always do this. I want us to be one of the largest critically thinking groups on the planet.,0,0.6397643089294434,TODO 4
-249944,1,So she has your balls too?,rootlinuxusr,MensRights,2011-02,What a tool. Reach down find your balls and man the fuck up. What a little bitch. There is a difference between being an equal member in a marriage/relationship and being someones pet project. But to admit it on TV. FFS. My wife has more balls than him.,1,0.5367217659950256,TODO 4
-249945,1,You seem objective and fair.,iKs279,worldnews,2011-02,"I agree with the anti-religion being BS. But I went to turkey a little over 3 years ago and it was an absolute shit hole. The people were rude and generally unpleasant towards women. Having lived in Cyprus (greek side, but I'm English) as a kid I recall visting nicosia and heading towards the dividing wall where the turkish side has somewhat overflowed. Same story unpleasant to western women (I imagine due to non muslim dress) and a general shit hole.",1,0.9761910438537598,TODO 0
-249946,1,"nope, it's a camera",kryptobs2000,gaming,2010-11,"Woah. Let's give Microsoft a little more credit, here. The amount of technology packed into the Kinect is incredibly impressive, even if it doesn't work 100% as planned. Despite the fact that it's being touted as too expensive, I'm still amazed that stuff like this is possible.",0,0.6344492435455322,TODO 0
-249947,1,"Yea, I upvote you for that - but I am sure that many are missing it... You may want to give that post up top an edit and throw in a quick",OMEGAaccelerator,atheism,2010-11,I really hope my upvotes were coming from people who realized I was listing all the areas I could think of off the top of my head which rely heavily on evolution and had their sarcasm detectors up and running.,1,0.987598717212677,TODO 1
-249948,1,"It's not bad english, it's artful prose.",anon_by_design,reddit.com,2010-11,I guess using proper and understandable English wasn't a requirement; that was awful.,1,0.9098396897315979,TODO 1
-249949,1,Yeah but imagine the embarrassment of having a president who doesn't believe in evolution.,CowWithBeef,WTF,2010-11,"Great read - and I liked one point: people who actually care about the idea of ""freedom"" can be found in BOTH parties, even though neither party's leadership gives a shit about individual freedom. If someone could attract Democrats AND Republicans who care about their freedom (instead of the faux-freedom-waving flags and parroting Lee Greenword songs), it's possible that progress could be made.",1,0.8850859999656677,TODO 4
-249950,1,washing the dishes obviously,rmkbow,funny,2010-11,Where did her arms go?,1,0.930532693862915,TODO 0
-249951,1,It dual boots Windows CE,snyperof1,notionink,2010-11,Bonus Mystery Feature speculation What the hell do you guys think it'll be?,0,0.7052729725837708,TODO 0
-249952,1,"Yes, I'm sure she was put in the first two for her acting skills",dghughes,pics,2010-07,"megan fox got scraped, shes not in it, shes a terrible actor anyway",1,0.9869575500488281,TODO 1
-249953,1,"It's almost as if they go to some sort of school to learn to speak that way, weird.",dghughes,science,2010-07,Has anyone ever noticed that all news anchors speak exactly the same way?,1,0.8940975069999695,TODO 2
-249954,0,1984 here we come...,ace_wolfgang,gadgets,2009-02,Take that CCTV! Did they say they were going to use it at war or in the cities?,1,0.6768388152122498,TODO 0
-249955,0,it runs javascript,takeda64,programming,2010-06,"Funny, but not programming related",1,0.7477459907531738,TODO 4
-249956,1,"I heard you're getting retroactively revocable consent over on your side of the pond (think it started in Canada), so you don't really need to have consent withdrawn pre-sex at all anymore, they can just do it 2-3 months later.",WindKin,MensRights,2010-12,"Uh, I'm pretty sure if you come to America and fuck a girl after consent is withdrawn, you're considered a rapist here, too.",0,0.885854959487915,TODO 4
-249957,1,"Truly, a hero of the internet.",revx,reddit.com,2010-12,I undid a close tab at the last minute so I could come back and upvote you.,1,0.8954793810844421,TODO 3
-249958,1,ill riot when it personally affects me...,illtakethebox,AskReddit,2010-12,Why dont Americans riot? I mean the British started to riot over a small college tuition increase yet Americans wont riot over some serious shit such as how the Republicans blocked the 9/11 health care bill or how the politicians killed the public option. The list goes on and on.... Why is there no rioting? That is the only way that the gov gets the message.,1,0.8353606462478638,TODO 4
-249959,0,Appbrain works as a temporary solution.,throwingks,Android,2010-12,"Market keeps getting a server error since update Since I got the new market it works fine if I am downloading apps but if I go into the My Apps section to check for updates I get this error each time and nothing loads. ""Attention: A server error has occurred. Retry, or cancel and return to the previous screen."" Retry does nothing except reload the error. I have tried deleting the data and cache on the Market app and still get the same error. Anybody know what's up? [Rooted Droid X 2.2]",0,0.8984938263893127,TODO 1
-249960,1,"Wait, you actually *got* something...?",Phrea,secretsanta,2010-12,"I want to unsubscribe from SS because seeing all the cool gifts make me jealous Seriously, I received a Rage Against the Machine poster which is gonna end up at the back of a closet. Zero stalking involved, seems like a completely lazy random gift. I have to say I went poker face went I opened it. I would've prefered a trollgift instead of that, at least it would have been funny instead of ultimately dull.",0,0.6123652458190918,TODO 0
-249961,1,i'm sure that man had a fair and balanced trail.,Peter89,worldnews,2010-12,"Iran has hanged a man found guilty of working as a ""spy"" for Israeli intelligence service Mossad, state media say. Espionage is punishable by death under Iranian law.",1,0.9859824776649475,TODO 1
-249962,0,*att*ributed to,coleman57,news,2009-09,"He may have been the biggest fuck-up President in the history of this country who did not deserve any of the luxuries and privileges he enjoyed throughout his entire life, but god dang it I'll forgive him because he is being polite right now... I'm pretty sure Dubya never meant to do much of anything in his life, and that it was all set out for him. He pretty much failed in whatever he did get his hands in to, and regardless of his intentions, he is the one who a lot of the problems in this country right now can be contributed to. You can't forgive a man like that, even if his wife still has some class.",0,0.6121991276741028,TODO 0
-249963,1,That is racially insensitive!,arvinja,reddit.com,2010-09,kudos to Leo for calling a spade a spade. Arrington is a Grade A moron.,1,0.9760389924049377,TODO 0
-249964,1,you require more,maxxusflamus,politics,2010-09,There is no logic -- I was joking!,1,0.9786633253097534,TODO 0
-249965,1,Well...he is black.,belltollsforthee,trees,2010-09,"OP, please confirm or deny",1,0.967680037021637,TODO 0
-249966,0,Because those chickens have exactly what they want: control to do whatever the fuck they want.,holycrap_lions,reddit.com,2009-12,"The terrorists would be jealous of what our own government can do to us. Osama bin laden wouldn't dream of being capable of causing so much inconvenience and so many problems to so many people without our help. I don't know why our leadership cant see that running around like a chicken with its head cut off with these ridiculous restrictions causes more harm then one failed ass-bomber on a plane. Our leadership are responsible for 99.99% of the damage caused by terrorism, with their overreaction and fearmongering and neglecting sources of real danger in favor of fighting terrorism.",1,0.9063127636909485,TODO 1
-249967,1,I thought the whole point of the bolt gun was so that you didn't have to *shock* the animals.,pannedcakes,AskReddit,2010-09,"A guy I worked with asked me if the captive bolt gun, used to euthanize pigs, would work on humans. He was shocked by the answer.",1,0.6261138319969177,TODO 1
-249968,1,Because what carriers do with phones has no affect on the Android OS!,TheHeretic,Android,2010-09,"Why are we shilling for carriers by having their icons next to our names? I'm here to support a phone OS, and could care less what for what most carriers are doing with it.",1,0.9869657754898071,TODO 4
-249969,1,You're so clever!,Pher9,AskReddit,2010-09,"HERPA DERP DERP! LISTEN TO ME, I'M A SPOILED LITTLE REDDITOR WHO WAS BORN IN THE 80S, MAYBE THE 90S WHO GREW UP IN FREE WESTERN SOCIETY, BUT NO, MY COUNTRY IS A FUCKING POLICE STATE BECAUSE I CAN'T LEGALLY SMOKE WEED, YET!!! HERP DERP DERP AMERIKKKA!! ENGLAND IS CURRENTLY AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE!!! FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A REAL POLICE STATE IS AND NEITHER DO I AND I'M FUCKING GLAD I DON'T.",1,0.9825522899627686,TODO 0
-249970,1,Imagine how nice it looks over in Iraq/Afghanistan with all that money they're collecting.,tokenbearcub,pics,2010-09,Its a matter of Homeland Security,1,0.9708157181739807,TODO 3
-249971,1,BUT O NOES IT HAS SOCIAL NETWORKING THAT I CAN'T REMOVE.,zwaldowski,linux,2010-10,Ubuntu 10.10 RC scores close to a ten,1,0.9567004442214966,TODO 2
-249972,1,"Yes, the fact that labels are screwing musicians is a reason for you to screw musicians even more.",AleisterAeon,AskReddit,2010-10,Isn't the fact that the labels are profiting enormously reason to pirate? Especially when labels do immoral things like sue people for $10K over a $.99 song?,1,0.975816547870636,TODO 0
-249973,0,Upvoted for being Gimli,snipewiz,television,2010-07,And Sam Axe!,0,0.9383900165557861,TODO 0
-249974,1,Good to see you read it with an open mind.,WhodidCainMarry,atheism,2010-10,"That book was the most fictitious book I've read since The God Delusion. Never before in a book billed as the slam-dunk case for evolution have I seen so many ""probably""s, ""possibly""s, ""it could have been""s, ""it appears to be""s, etc.",1,0.9105278849601746,TODO 3
-249975,1,So did NZ exist before LOTR?,Digg4Died,funny,2010-10,That's actually how everyone views New Zealand.,1,0.5405202507972717,TODO 0
-249976,1,"When in doubt, blame Canada.",FluffKitty,canada,2010-10,Ottawa tells Republican candidate that 9/11 hijackers did not come from Canada,1,0.7345247864723206,TODO 0
-249977,1,That's even more work!,gigitrix,programming,2010-10,"Add an entry to hosts for 'l' to 127.0.0.1, and type in 'l/'?",1,0.5666728019714355,TODO 1
-249978,1,"The Democrats on Reddit were just about to see the wisdom of libertarianism, when you drove them away with your sarcastic comment.",stemgang,Libertarian,2010-07,Democrats push for new Internet sales taxes. But at least they stopped the wars and are taking care of the environment.,1,0.8617095351219177,TODO 3
-249979,0,"My bad, I couldn't remember, for some reason I was thinking it was 32 bits not 16.",ezraallan,programming,2010-08,"This is C. MAXINT is 32767 for signed integers, 65535 for unsigned integers.",0,0.9735852479934692,TODO 1
-249980,1,I'd say that if they're across the street that you have one or 2 good blinks before being killed.,NWAH_OUTLANDER,pics,2012-01,Blink and you're dead.,0,0.77211993932724,TODO 1
-249981,1,Your username spells a word if you pretend the 5 is an S.,LaterGatorPlayer,Jokes,2012-01,Still not worth it,0,0.7426558136940002,TODO 3
-249982,1,Got to admire the dedication though.,hazarabs,atheism,2012-01,"Mother places children in car and drives head-on into tree at 100km/h to kill them: ""I had to protect them from being brainwashed ... the only way was to go to heaven.""",1,0.683550238609314,TODO 0
-249983,0,Information on size/how to get PSN card that you are asking for?,SnillorLFC,gameswap,2012-01,"Level 30 League of Legends Account with 42 heroes PSN Card Level 30, no ranked games played, 42 Heroes from both champ packs as well as Trundle and Udyr. Champions: *Champion Bundle* (3410 Riot Points) * Anivia * Ashe * Blitzcrank * Corki * Dr. Mundo * Gangplank * Heimerdinger * Jax * Karthus * Kassadin * Katarina * Master Yi * Nunu * Shaco * Singed * Sion * Soraka * Taric * Twisted Fate * Twitch *Retail Collector's Edition* (29.99 USD or 3900 Riot Points) * Alistar * Amumu * Annie * Cho'Gath * Evelynn * Fiddlesticks * Janna * Kayle * Malphite * Morgana * Nasus * Rammus * Ryze * Sivir * Teemo * Tristana * Tryndamere * Veigar * Warwick * Zilean *Independently Bought Champions* * Udyr (975 Riot Points) * Trundle (975 Riot Points) Skins: Silver Kayle (from retail champ pack) Junkyard Trundle (975 Riot Points) Grungo Nunu (975 Riot Points) Ninja Rammus (975 Riot Points Jaximus (Gladiator Jax Skin, 975 Riot Points) Runes: Greater Mark of Desolation x 9 Greater Mark of Insight x 4 Greater Seal of Clarity x 9 Greater Seal of Evasion x 6 Greater Seal of Resilience x 9 Greater Glyph of Force x 9 Greater Glyph of Fortitude x 1 Greater Quintessence of Alacrity x 3 Greater Quintessence of Evasion x 1 Currency: RP = 468 IP = 927 Total amount of Riot Points poured into this account is 11678 which equates to roughly 80.00 USD When you use the cheapest purchasing method. (7200 RP at 50.00, 2800 RP at 20.00 and 1380 RP at 10.00 is 11380 RP).",0,0.9650570750236511,TODO 4
-249984,1,But generalising all rapists as men is one of the core tenets of one of the many arms of your non-monolithic movement,OThomson,Feminism,2012-01,"As someone who is involved in men's rights, when I see ""bitches be crazy shit"" like this, I just think ""dudes be crazy too."" I think generalizations need to stop. They're dumb.",1,0.7133874893188477,TODO 2
-249985,1,But we have no way of enumerating the number of Canadians now burning in hell because of it.,HoppyMcScragg,atheism,2012-02,In 2005 the Canadian government legalized gay marriage across the nation and in the 7 years since...,1,0.7767735719680786,TODO 3
+1602,0,"Ah ok, well sorry for the misunderstanding lol",10takeWonder,RhodeIsland,2016-12,"Not bitter, I guess it was kind of hard to understand what you were inferring",0,0.980806529521942,TODO 3
+250866,0,You mean capitalism?,weazx,funny,2010-09,The most personal way to kill someone is to marry them and slowly choke off all their dreams over the years and beat down their self respect until the stress takes them in an agonizing heart attack.,1,0.898757815361023,TODO 2
+1550,0,I think you hit the paywall,Lil_Negrito,ClashRoyale,2016-12,Need Deck Help My current deck is: - Giant - Bowler - Musketeer - Mega Minion - Tombstone - Lighting - Log - Arrows I am floating around 4200-4300 and I am getting stuck. I am wondering if it would be a good idea to substitute the Hog Rider for Giant due to the introduction of Elite Barbs and the overleveled RGs.,0,0.8311507105827332,TODO 0
+251189,1,"If this isn't proof of the link between school shootings and video games, I don't know what is.",aliengoods1,technology,2010-02,"Canadian gamer may have prevented a US school shooting. Alerts RCMP after chatting with a high school crazy on Xbox live, who detailed plans.",1,0.9522653222084044,TODO 2
 249986,1,"Yeah, he sounds like a bastard, what with the not giving you a ticket and all.",thndrchld,AskReddit,2012-02,Once I turned right on a red on a corner where it is not allowed. I got pulled over and it turned out that I had expired proof of insurance and expired proof of registration. Douche bag cop let me go with a warning.,1,0.9600447416305542,TODO 0
-249987,1,"Oh look gueys, a pro player who would know what it takes to win at any level of competitive team play.",Sher101,leagueoflegends,2012-02,"Reginald has the right attitude to lead his team to victory. If you guys only knew what it takes to win at any level of competitive team play, you wouldn't be so hard on Regibro.",1,0.98675936460495,TODO 4
-249988,1,OMFG LOOK AT THAT KDR,power_of_friendship,Team_Awesome,2012-02,Tank whore reporting for duty x/post from r/battlefield3,1,0.9041685461997986,TODO 4
-249989,1,Isn't this copyright infringement?,Buckwheat469,robotics,2012-02,"Pentagons project Avatar: same as the movie, but with robots instead of aliens",1,0.8544604182243347,TODO 2
-249990,1,"But, but... Evolution bro.",JohnsDoe,ronpaul,2012-02,"Whether or not this is completely true or not, it's blatantly obvious that r/politics is filled with a bunch of liberals who hate Ron Paul for varying reasons, most of which are just silly and nonsensical (although SOME do have legitimate issues with his stances, and that's acceptable). However, I don't really give a damn. It is what it is. However, it is sort of funny how biased people are and how they essentially ""censor"" r/politics, and those same people will turn around and slam Fox News for their ""bias"" and ""censorship"". It gives me a bad impression of liberals, honestly.",1,0.9876289367675781,TODO 1
-249991,0,"Irregardless, if congress doesn't care and most Americans don't do anything to reign in their representatives then the low approval rating is still probably a mute point.",popping_martian,politics,2011-08,"For all intensive purposes, BaconForBrains got the point across.",0,0.9832688570022583,TODO 1
-249992,1,Such a communist motto.,warfangle,atheism,2011-11,"""Out of many, one"", for the lazy.",1,0.9393522143363953,TODO 0
-249993,1,that's racist!,kingvitaman,PoliticalDiscussion,2011-11,Exactly. They once again are trying to play the victim.,1,0.9844080805778503,TODO 4
-249994,1,"Oh, well that makes genocide totally acceptable.",Adamski42,DebateReligion,2011-11,"Actually, a good deal of those instances were last resorts after God had tried other tactics, but could not dissuade them without violating free will.",1,0.9865036010742188,TODO 0
-249995,1,Good thing this post isn't in really bad taste.,johnriven,AskReddit,2011-11,Females take wealth from males and nobody cares; society condones such behavior from females. However males who rape are shunned by society. When males take females' only resource society is in uproar. Why is that? Why do we care so much about rape? Is it because males get jealous of the rapist who has perhaps from their point of view sullied a female and made it so that they end up with sloppy seconds?,1,0.8741010427474976,TODO 0
-249996,1,"this is such an original submission, i've never seen anything like it, you are so witty and funny.",lrony,funny,2011-11,Registering for classes,1,0.9871205687522888,TODO 2
-249997,1,Nawwww...that's crazy!,infinite0ne,environment,2011-11,"Hey guys, remember BP? The company that destroyed the Gulf? Their biggest shareholder is JP Morgan Chase.",1,0.8808845281600952,TODO 3
-249998,1,"Those hockey players are pretty tiny, skinny dudes, I'd be careful man.",Floppyboobsack,Fitness,2011-11,"I'm trying to gain more muscle..which i guess you would call bulking..but I also play semi-professional hockey, so i'm doing 30-35 minutes of cardio at the same time to just maintain/improve stamina, endurance..will this create a problem for muscle gaining?",0,0.623838484287262,TODO 4
-249999,1,you bitch.,Thomas1122,AskReddit,2011-11,I'm fat.,1,0.6503210067749023,TODO 4
-250000,1,Death to america!,scottbob3,furry,2011-11,DPRK Squirrels: The Greatest Show Ever! The North Koreans know how to make a Furry show...,1,0.7837523221969604,TODO 1
-250001,1,Why was my husband not informed of this option when he donated a kidney?,arichi,todayilearned,2011-11,"TIL surgeons can remove the kidney through the vagina, and recommend it to donors.",0,0.6797998547554016,TODO 2
-250002,1,Because only Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere.,Freyz0r,WTF,2011-11,Bottom of a Smoothie pack,1,0.9805339574813843,TODO 0
-250003,1,"Didn't watch either video, but I must recommend tmarTn's over iFly... That guy is such a douche.",LoveEveryday,mw3,2011-11,This. Is. Awesome.,0,0.927979588508606,TODO 4
-250004,1,Maybe they should eat something before the games?,judgemebymyusername,CFB,2011-11,"Woods from USC has been doing it all year, so people are copying. It means he's hungry.",1,0.7879810333251953,TODO 0
-250005,1,"Right, because when I see two people debating and one of them is calm and composed and making cogent points and the other is freaking out and spouting platitudes I tend to side with the latter.",TheCaterpillar,atheism,2011-11,"You can remain calm and composed as you want, but when you're surrounded by people who not only want to attack you on the jump, but somehow find themselves the ones ""belittled,"" there's very little to do anyways. Although, I do agree that this can be the case sometimes.",1,0.9866488575935364,TODO 1
+249401,1,"Oh, yes, that's just what I want: Justin Bieber singing in my mouth.",darkon,reddit.com,2011-10,"Guys, you can stop looking, this is what I want for Christmas.",1,0.9760370254516602,TODO 1
+376,0,"Not until they pry my vote from my cold, dead hands.",NonnyO,Kossacks_for_Sanders,2016-11,Because they own our votes and we need to just hand them over already.,1,0.8846022486686707,TODO 3
+460,0,"We have kickass light rail in Portland, traffic is still a nightmare",miah66,Seattle,2016-12,"I think self driving cars will alleviate things sooner than light rail tbh. 1. Seattle is rich, and full of early adopters. I see more Teslas here in a day than my buddy in NOLA sees in a month. 2. The light rail seems to be somewhat outgunned both in carriage size and number of stops. 3. Deploying smart vehicles that brake and merge correctly seems faster and sexier/more luxurious than a public transport solution. 4. Seattle is politically progressive, and would be more likely to legalize self driving vehicles sooner than other municipalities. I'd love to hear counter arguments however, as it would be sweet if the light rail is actually the savior we need.",0,0.961114227771759,TODO 3
+1510,0,I expect Carleton and Goslin to be in Europe by years 4 and 5.,bereanave,MLS,2016-12,"He said big contributor. I expect them to all get minutes, too, but I wouldn't say I expect any of them to be ""big"" contributors next season. I expect them to be big contributors in 1-3 years though, not 4 or 5.",0,0.5538743138313293,TODO 4
+690,0,"My theory is that if it smells good it will be less noticeable, so it smelling bad means it's really obvious that it is leaking.",SocialistKerbal,airsoft,2016-11,Which brings up a general first-world problem: why can't they make it smell like something good? Why can't I have vanilla-smelling propane?,0,0.9182022213935852,TODO 2
+162,0,"Science, bitch!",xVoltage360,AskReddit,2016-09,I still can't believe they shit cubes. Like how?,0,0.5242940783500671,TODO 2
+249794,1,"Yes, by all means, tell her that all the bad things that may happen to her are her fault if she's unwilling to leave her mother's house at the age of 12.",chavelah,MensRights,2011-10,"Have a talk with your daughter and let her know you are open to the idea of taking her in and that it wouldn't be a cake walk, but if she is prepared to accept you as head of household and your rules, she'd be welcome in yours. If she decides to stay with her mother, her 'tales of woe,' like her mother's, are on her.",1,0.9859946966171264,TODO 2
+1033,0,Fascists gonna fascist.,rguin,politics,2016-11,What a stupid idea. Just enforce the laws on the books for that kind of behavior. They already exist.,0,0.8299877047538757,TODO 0
+1457,1,"They're just gonna have it start at 9:30am London time instead so it'll start at 4:30am ET, duh!",Chibears85,nfl,2016-11,Well its going to be interesting to see how that works out since they're allegedly scrapping the 9:30am start time for london games.,1,0.9772401452064514,TODO 4
+2052,1,-Rolls eyes- I own a bazooka for the same reason,TriWeeklyHero,AskReddit,2016-12,"You do realize that some people *do* own a gun that is only for self defense, right?",0,0.7888860702514648,TODO 3
+251301,0,Oh I get it... shaved pussy!,bagpulistu,WTF,2010-06,"Orangina is a juice drink in france, which makes this commercial even more WTF",0,0.5078877210617065,TODO 0
+1050,0,Though he had hella more than that.,Alexrock88,hiphopheads,2016-11,I thought he went from 2 mill to 1.9 mill during the 99 posts,0,0.761869490146637,TODO 0
+1483,1,People not playing 4k/1440p in 2016/17 rip.,sojiki,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,JasonR Awp Ace Rank S,0,0.8194848299026489,TODO 3
+249203,1,"See guys, the american education system totally sux0rs",veisc2,reddit.com,2011-09,I never saw it. Not a repost to me. Upvote!,1,0.9871834516525269,TODO 4
+1107,0,"He is going through the back, for sure",ey_meng_u_mad,trashy,2016-09,I think he is implying he is going back,0,0.7428147792816162,TODO 1
+229,0,"Idk, I bought the last taylor swift album dlx edition during release week for 14$, I just assume all CDs are around that price",squeakyL,Music,2016-12,Are CDs back down to $10? Shit I haven't walked into a music store since 1999 when they were ridiculous like $18 . Maybe I can uninstall Napster now,0,0.8074132800102234,TODO 0
+691,0,Miss Doctor can fix me anytime!,i_am_banana_man,marvelstudios,2016-10,Call her Doctor.,0,0.6965369582176208,TODO 0
+251051,1,"But of course no profiling will occur in determining who sparks ""reasonable suspicion!""",apesalive,politics,2010-04,"Sure sounds like it to me... so when a cop suspects your illegal how do you think he's going to ""determine the immigration status of the person""? Papers please!. 20 B. FOR ANY LAWFUL CONTACT MADE BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OR AGENCY OF THIS STATE OR A COUNTY, CITY, TOWN OR OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THIS STATE WHERE REASONABLE SUSPICION EXISTS THAT THE PERSON IS AN ALIEN WHO IS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE UNITED STATES, A REASONABLE ATTEMPT SHALL BE MADE WHEN PRACTICABLE, TO DETERMINE THE IMMIGRATION STATUS OF THE PERSON. THE PERSON'S IMMIGRATION STATUS SHALL BE VERIFIED WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 26 PURSUANT TO 8 UNITED STATES CODE SECTION 1373(c).",1,0.9863036274909972,TODO 4
+630,0,"Scrum: ""Anyway, here's your retro.""",eq2_lessing,AskReddit,2016-12,"What is your hobby/profession's ""Anyway, here's Wonderwall""?",0,0.599220871925354,TODO 0
+249260,0,"Quoth Joe Flacco, nevermore.",arichi,sports,2011-01,Baltimore Ravens aren't actually ravens.,0,0.8293508291244507,TODO 0
+249978,1,"The Democrats on Reddit were just about to see the wisdom of libertarianism, when you drove them away with your sarcastic comment.",stemgang,Libertarian,2010-07,Democrats push for new Internet sales taxes. But at least they stopped the wars and are taking care of the environment.,1,0.8617095351219177,TODO 3
+249791,1,Looks like a good day's huntin'!,Efanito,pics,2011-08,First class seating.,0,0.7883122563362122,TODO 4
+42,0,Where does it say about the pulmonary embolism?,B-VOLLEYBALL-READY,KotakuInAction,2016-12,"Thanks to mom, the kid is getting an early start on his permanent victim status. I'm sure it will take him far in life.",0,0.967308521270752,TODO 0
+1134,1,You had me at ISS feed...,oswaldcopperpot,UFOs,2016-11,"Spotted from the ISS feed, thoughts? credit to MongooseCowboy for letting me re-upload",0,0.7898293733596802,TODO 0
+256,0,George Bush = Hillary Clinton,stuballs_omnicorp,JoeRogan,2016-11,This Hunter S Thompson quote.,0,0.5813038945198059,TODO 0
+1718,1,Gundam Sentinel is going to be animated as an OVA and F91 is getting a full-series,imaginary_num6er,Gundam,2016-12,"What to expect in 2017? well.. 2016 is almost over and 2017 is upon us. i would like to know from you guys what do you expect will happen in the gundam genre for next year? new releases? new announcements? new gundam anime? new gunpla? AFAIK. IBO will still be there for 2017, and since next year signifies the 10th year anniversary of 00, what bandai or sunrise will do about it is up to them (i hope they do a new anime about it. not necessarily a sequel but the prequel of it) but most likely, i expect a remastered version of the anime and new 00 gunpla releases.",0,0.9325353503227234,TODO 1
+1105,1,we need more posts about them TBH... I LOVE IT,Saharajoe,MaddenUltimateTeam,2016-11,We get it Brown and Clowney are a grind Do we really need 5 posts a day that you grinded out Brown or Clowney?,0,0.7876543402671814,TODO 3
+251143,1,"yeah, it's because he's jewish...that's why people hate him so much...",TuctDape,pics,2010-01,Complete with racist Jewish horns. Clever.,1,0.9868664741516112,TODO 3
+335,0,"never had a bad uber experience, could not have a bad ola experience since I never actually got to book it - either the cabs weren't available or the drivers too clumsy/finicky",Leto_,india,2016-09,Some of these drivers are just lying fucks. They get better incentives with Uber as compared to Ola. That's all the reason they need. Most of these drivers deny duties after asking for drop point. I never cancel such rides. Why should I pay for your excuse asshole? Ola has been a delight to use. Their customer support is good and I prefer it over Uber anyday.,0,0.983245015144348,TODO 1
+249428,0,These acts all have Orwellian style naming.,Bipolarruledout,politics,2011-06,"Your information is slightly out of date, as of the fair sentencing act of 2010 the ratio is only 18:1. Although with a name like the fair sentencing act it should have dropped it to 1:1.",0,0.6043933033943176,TODO 3
+1571,0,pm pls,TheSeminerd,Kanye,2016-09,"FIRST SONG OFF TURBO IS CALLED SNOW WHITE 21passive has it on twitter, I have a snippet how do i download a dm video",0,0.8444889187812805,TODO 0
+2409,1,Hell yeah freedom 2A woo.,luminaeus,GunsAreCool,2016-09,Sign at Texas school warns its teachers may be armed,1,0.8827860355377197,TODO 2
+249706,1,What a coincidence that two college students visit Reddit.,whatwhat888,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Its a small world,1,0.982042133808136,TODO 3
+862,0,They misspelled Reagan.,GracchiBros,politics,2016-10,"Baby boomers have been a disaster for America, and Trump is their biggest mistake yet",1,0.6780471205711365,TODO 0
+688,0,11-1!,undeadastronaut,AskReddit,2016-12,"Conservative. Don't care if people are gay or smoke weed, they should both be legalized",0,0.8786394596099854,TODO 0
+198,0,Only if you stay in the safest of routes.,Czsixteen,starcitizen,2016-11,I could imagine hauling Cargo will be pretty chill,0,0.5904916524887085,TODO 3
 250006,1,"VB, XXXX, Foster's!",xorgol,firstworldproblems,2011-11,Name some good ones.,0,0.8442914485931396,TODO 0
-250007,1,"Yeah, they haven't been talking about campaign finance or bailouts in society.",unitedstates,occupywallstreet,2011-12,"People on reddit have been talking about these issues, but in the larger society they are not talking about these issues. They don't talk about underlying causes of these problems. It boils down to what can President Obama do to save the world or on the right how President Obama is bringing his nazi muslim soldiers to take away all of your money and give it to his kenyan family. It's been despicable from both sides, and you can see how OWS has brought issues like income inequality into the mainstream discussion. I apologize for making assumptions about you, but you have done the same and I see no solutions from you either.",1,0.9484515190124512,TODO 3
-250008,1,"Wow, I've never heard that one before...",bombtrack411,politics,2011-12,"""They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."" -Benjamin Franklin",1,0.9874138832092285,TODO 0
-250009,1,I thought the minstrel was a better class :(,Slashgate,Guildwars2,2011-12,Introducing the Minstrel!,1,0.5605495572090149,TODO 0
-250010,1,"Yeah, I'm sure that's totally the best decision for the team...",DukeEsquire,starcraft,2011-12,Quantic is being a little too soft. They could have condemned Naniwa's behaviour but at the same time sent a message to how terribly GOM handled all this. All I want to see in the future is Naniwa reaching the finals of GSL and proberushing 4 times in a row.,1,0.986872673034668,TODO 1
-250011,1,"Ah well I see you're sharing your opinions and strategies, you should be DOWNVOTED!",TheRadler,battlefield3,2011-12,"Is the gun really more powerful in the F-35? Playing a few short rounds, I found it to be much more effective against the Flankers than their cannon was on me. Protip from a pilot into beating a Flanker with an F-35... coax them into a rolling scissors (not a turning battle), and when they start to close distance and are at an oblique angle (you can tell from your radar where their nose is pointed), and they'll fly right by. Despite not having the turning ability of the F-18 or Su-35... I like it more. Better jet for actually influencing the battle on the ground.",1,0.9849104285240173,TODO 3
-250012,0,Sweet cassette rack bro.,assumption_junction,WTF,2011-12,"Son, what would you like for din-OMG",1,0.8538818359375,TODO 0
-250013,1,"Yes, I'm sure the *only* reason people voted for Gabe was because they really love Steam sales.",Piemonkey,Games,2011-12,"that's how it works, people vote for Todd Howard because Skyrim hype is still strong, same with Gabe, they voted for him because of the undergoing/upcoming (depends when were the votes taken) Steam sales.",1,0.9870505332946777,TODO 3
-250014,1,"if Walmart did it, it would magically become ok because it is endorsed by a large company that we can all trust",bugler30,IAmA,2011-12,And risk losing their base?,1,0.9589087963104248,TODO 4
-250015,1,TIL Commercials AREN'T real.,CQH,todayilearned,2011-12,"TIL The Most Interesting Man In The World is 73 years old, and fakes the accent used in the commercial.",1,0.7233278751373291,TODO 3
-250016,1,EDGY,HooBeeII,AdviceAnimals,2011-12,"Jesus is fucking dead, he doesn't care either way.",0,0.6823721528053284,TODO 0
-250017,1,as true then as it is now.,chitwin,funny,2011-12,dating advice from the '30s,0,0.9278296232223511,TODO 0
-250018,1,Can you write about the recent dramatic rise in vehicle break-ins in the airport parking lot?,epicause,asheville,2011-12,Working on a blog for Asheville Airport,0,0.8060250282287598,TODO 0
-250019,0,"Read what I said, not what you want to defend and it will make much more sense.",hmmwellactually,Libertarian,2011-09,"It's still weasel talk, and I'm pretty sure that you're aware of that. WHy not actually explain Paul's position in full without just telling everyone that he wants to take away their freedoms.",0,0.9824376702308655,TODO 0
-250020,1,I don't think yelling at his family is going to get his cat back,mr_zoob,AskReddit,2011-09,That's one of those volunteers.,0,0.9130168557167053,TODO 3
-250021,0,implying third world countries have bad internet connections,oly_koek,comics,2011-09,"I laughed, but then again, you might not be kidding. Downloading DVD quality might actually take longer then having it delivered by mail. It's like a third world country over there :)",1,0.6434277296066284,TODO 0
-250022,1,Republicans?,hmmwellactually,reddit.com,2011-09,"We have ""anti-rape activists"" now? Are there people who publicly hold a pro-rape position?",0,0.6448220014572144,TODO 0
-250023,1,Pour Lysol into oceans?,orus,science,2011-09,Scientists: Bacteria spreading in warming oceans,1,0.5681485533714294,TODO 0
-250024,1,Their civil cases will get thrown out of court also because the police were just doing their jobs and can not be held accountable for their actions in the performance of their duty because the public good trumps the collateral damage caused by these cowboys.,hafetysazard,guns,2011-09,"No, they'll be arrested for interfering with a police investigation.",1,0.967172384262085,TODO 2
-250025,1,Maybe they are friends.,bigfig,pics,2011-09,Can't be real. There is no way they would get into this position without one striking the other first.,1,0.7226471304893494,TODO 4
-250026,1,They make square iPhones now?,niking,pics,2011-09,imgur: Not So Much,1,0.7750339508056641,TODO 0
-250027,1,"It can only mean one thing, the Western media made it up.",CommentHistory,worldnews,2011-09,I live in ShangHai and frequently watch the news. I have honestly not heard about this... what does that tell you?,1,0.9820614457130432,TODO 2
-250028,1,Drag to resize?,bigroblee,pics,2011-10,Especially true for XKCD comics as the mouse-over text is a part of the joke.,0,0.8682800531387329,TODO 0
-250029,1,Lets all downvote him/her for speaking the truth...,redbaron1019,AskReddit,2011-10,"I beg to differ - relationships almost always start from phyiscal attraction. Unforunetly, why most guys (and girls) are forever alone is because they arnt attractive. Welcome to life. Enjoy you stay.",1,0.9847018122673035,TODO 3
-250030,1,"Wow, you are a really unique girl going against the grains of what it means to be a homecoming queen...",betterredthendead,pics,2011-10,I was nominated for Homecoming Queen and this is what I wore.,1,0.920535683631897,TODO 4
-250031,1,It will be hard to shoot them if it's on the floor...,fortuna_matata,guns,2011-10,Zombies? Not on my hardwood floor.,1,0.5614383220672607,TODO 0
-250032,1,so lets just stay home and keep submitting resumes and wait till unemployment runs out.,friednoodles,pics,2011-10,Base level retail pays enough to live? Are you fucking kidding me? Is your ideal standard of living eating ketchup packets while sleeping on a bench?,1,0.9339310526847839,TODO 3
-250033,1,When almost everyone on r/minecraft has better ideas than Notch that simply must be implemented...,MacWack,Minecraft,2011-10,"Minecraft terror is... when you attack an Enderman and he teleports away, but doesn't appear again...",1,0.8761398792266846,TODO 2
-250034,1,"Just putting his money where his mouth is, can't blame him for living by his principles",a3q,news,2011-10,"Sponsor of gun-in-bars bill arrested on gun, DUI charges",1,0.7981357574462891,TODO 1
-250035,1,Didn't see this one coming.,fanboy_killer,JRPG,2011-10,Final Fantasy 5 coming to PSN as a PSOne classic | PSOneClassics,1,0.9857321381568909,TODO 0
-250036,1,"Yeah, because he'll pay the increased government spending out of pocket",iTroll_irl,politics,2011-10,Plead innocent. Make every damn case go to a jury trial. Fuck Bloomberg.,1,0.9867762923240662,TODO 2
-250037,1,"Yeah half a dozen announcements a week, a new champion every two weeks, a kick ass support team that gives you free shit for drawing shitty stuff in MSPaint, a dev group that listens to the a ton of forum and community feedback, and a very solid game totally doesn't encompass bullet one.",Ultramerican,leagueoflegends,2011-10,too bad bullet point one doesnt exist :(,1,0.9870232343673706,TODO 0
-250038,1,Yay more minecraft clones!,omgsus,programming,2011-10,3D Cube World Level Generation,1,0.9791562557220459,TODO 0
-250039,1,"....Because this post, for example, was very insightful and relevant to the thread.",appropriate-username,AskReddit,2011-10,I hate always getting downvoted,1,0.9855509996414185,TODO 0
-250040,1,"Lies, I own a copy of Hamlet *in book form*.",HideousInfant,AskReddit,2011-10,Not a book but Hamlet. Goddamn that is a badass story.,1,0.7011305093765259,TODO 2
-250041,1,SIEG HEIL!,Ashtefere,reddit.com,2011-07,america is a police state,1,0.5343108773231506,TODO 0
-250042,1,That's what any good friend would do!,baconOclock,funny,2011-07,My neighbors have a friend visiting. They were nice enough to set this up for him.,1,0.7980870008468628,TODO 1
-250043,1,"Yep, they're the exact same computer except for the Apple logo.",wingnut21,apple,2011-07,LOL half the price,1,0.6944040656089783,TODO 2
-250044,1,I should have added,pifarm,pics,2011-07,"Ah, jetfuel can't *melt* steel, but it sure as well can make it lose its structural integrity. Hence: mailbox. But with aluminum or some other cheap shit.",1,0.9903448224067688,TODO 0
-250045,1,That was definitely worth 10 minutes of my time.,nonthrowaway,Minecraft,2011-07,Im generally against griefing but these guys hit gold...,1,0.9355143904685974,TODO 0
-250046,1,Butt sex perhaps!,SurpriseButtSexer,explainlikeimfive,2011-07,"A purpose is an intention- therefore you would find that more traditionally classified under theism rather than deism. Just out of interest, what sort of purpose might a non interventionalist deity have? Could you give an example?",0,0.8767005801200867,TODO 4
-250047,1,Doesn't sound like the first world to me.,Jurgen_HaberBoss,firstworldproblems,2011-07,Clubs are closed in my country during Ramadan,1,0.5026742219924927,TODO 0
-250048,1,"Come on , no savage could do that",dieselgeek,guns,2011-08,So who here likes accurate rifles?,1,0.9056910276412964,TODO 0
-250049,1,That's a Huge Bitch !,loojit,pics,2011-08,"Vogue's feeling proud of using a plus-size model for their spread... I think it would be more helpful to stop referring to people like this as ""plus size""",0,0.8102307915687561,TODO 3
-250050,1,"Yeah, it's still pretty much the Thunderdome down there.",mr_jellyneck,pics,2011-08,Why would I go to New Orleans? Didn't you see the pics of my original post?,0,0.5631143450737,TODO 0
-250051,1,Sounds reasonable.,obviousoctopus,news,2011-08,"Woman says cops tasered her naked after a homeless man ""sprayed her with bear Mace,"" during a dispute, and the irritant made her strip off her clothes to ease the pain on her skin",1,0.9629887938499451,TODO 0
-250052,0,I await the movie to commerate this day by Roland Emmerich.,colberre,pics,2011-08,Never Forget,0,0.9448685050010681,TODO 1
-250053,1,damn terrorists,mysticalone,AskReddit,2011-08,"Thank you, come again!",1,0.9837267398834229,TODO 2
-250054,1,Because feminists are always the voice of unbiased opinions and reason these days.,10z20Luka,mylittlepony,2011-08,"Mm, feminists don't like it, apparently.",1,0.9868539571762085,TODO 0
-250055,1,"Nah, *dubstep* is where it's at.",rockerode,Music,2011-08,"Hey guys, anyone else like Sublime?",1,0.9378607273101807,TODO 0
-250056,1,This seems like a healthy relationship.,vw209,atheism,2011-08,What did the sofa have to do with anything?,1,0.9780232310295105,TODO 4
-250057,1,This post clearly does not belong in the guns subreddit.,avengingturnip,guns,2011-08,ATF Director Reassigned; U.S. Attorney Out Amid 'Fast And Furious' Uproar,1,0.945160448551178,TODO 0
-250058,0,like a katana ;-),willcode4beer,WTF,2011-02,"A Glock is NOT meant for anything other then being drawn from a holster and fired. If it is loaded, chambered, and out of a holster yet not being fired it is being used wrong.",0,0.5252810716629028,TODO 0
-250059,0,belltown sounds like quite the neighborhood.,tallwookie,Seattle,2011-05,Businesses on 2nd & Bell begin handing out letters to crack dealers.,1,0.7480151057243347,TODO 0
-250060,0,How is that hypocrisy?,kingcobra5352,pics,2011-09,very true.... typical political hypocrisy,0,0.9369534850120544,TODO 0
-250061,0,Why would I?,backpackwayne,WTF,2010-06,You saw it?,0,0.5316304564476013,TODO 0
-250062,0,"He's still holding it, but with the force, and not his hand.",Gyvon,AskReddit,2010-06,Vader throws his light saber and it doesn't shut off.,0,0.8711579442024231,TODO 1
-250063,0,Yes but the article says that Blizzard made a fuck ton more money from their games than Activision did from theirs.,ekki,gaming,2010-06,They probably came into the Blizzard office with wheelbarrows full of money and sunken treasure.,0,0.980322539806366,TODO 0
-250064,0,It never was.,WhyHellYeah,politics,2010-08,Experts: Drilling ban may not be needed any more - AP,0,0.7820250988006592,TODO 0
-250065,0,Bing eyes for the win!,bdelgado,AskReddit,2010-09,Googly Eyes.,0,0.5562651753425598,TODO 3
-250066,0,"Honestly, he seemed kind of alzheimeristic :(",PersonOfInternets,entertainment,2010-11,anyone else see harrison ford high on Conan last night?,0,0.8762308955192566,TODO 4
-250067,0,"Got to wave 11, just too hectic to survive.",syuk,WebGames,2010-12,Invader Panic,0,0.9079636335372925,TODO 0
-250068,0,I haven't been laid in months.,dannylandulf,AskReddit,2011-05,"Reddit, what characteristics do you have that you think are common to other Redditors? Reddit, what characteristics do you have that you think are common to other Redditors? I am naturally curious, willing to help when I think the circumstance warrants it and also willing to cut someone down when I may get a laugh.",0,0.8263184428215027,TODO 0
-250069,0,"For a tech blog, they know remarkably little about the Internet, especially the care and feeding of trolls.",knumbknuts,technology,2010-11,"Gizmodo editor tells readers ""you don't get to get to call us unprofessional"" and ""fuck you"".",0,0.9662622809410095,TODO 1
-250070,0,"All generalizations are false, including this one.",argv_minus_one,IAmA,2010-11,"I'm in a very similar situation to you, other than being male and a bit younger. Let me tell you now that most people do not understand the situation we're in - white people (generalization) do not understand the culture we come from (generalization) and our families (generalization, again). Your friends (and redditors here) will tell you to just tell them and bear the consequences but you and I both know that its not that easy. Just sayin, think about what you're going to do before you do it.",1,0.6761970520019531,TODO 0
-250071,0,They'll gladly pay a 2 million fine as long as they got to illegally funnel a million dollars to get their guy elected.,IrishJoe,politics,2010-09,Republican Governors Association Ordered To Pay Former Texas Democratic Candidate Two Million Dollars,0,0.814289391040802,TODO 4
-250072,0,Newsflash: Penn & Teller can also be wrong.,florinandrei,politics,2010-05,"To be fair, Mother Theresa wasn't even close to a saint. She was horrible person. She built convents for people to literally lie around in and die painful deaths. There's a Penn & Teller's Bullshit! episode about it, and also Gandhi, and the Dalai Lama, if you care to go find it. They aren't exactly as good as we like to make them out to be. Not even close.",0,0.8267495632171631,TODO 2
-250073,0,Get the Picture!,Theditor,DoesAnybodyElse,2011-02,Whatever!,0,0.7699407339096069,TODO 0
-250074,0,It's a series of tubes!,dnew,funny,2011-01,"Porn is filled with a network of warm holes; you might splurge on someone else's face, or maybe on mine...",0,0.7090269923210144,TODO 1
-250075,0,So did they build those mountains surrounding it?,snookums,scifi,2010-10,Picture of beautiful futuristic building-city.,1,0.7047874927520752,TODO 0
-250076,0,"Tilting at windmills, a veritable Don Quixote of politics I am.",IMJGalt,politics,2011-03,Sounds like a tough sell.,1,0.8777791857719421,TODO 4
-250077,0,Maybe if she ate some meat she would have the energy to sit upright.,IMJGalt,pics,2010-05,Vegan actress Alicia Silverstone took it all off,1,0.8887330293655396,TODO 0
-250078,0,They released like 3 rc's in the last day.. The final release is out now as stated by florian_,qtx,technology,2010-03,Opera 10.50 RC 4 out. Looks like they are planning a snazzy new release to coincide with the implementation of the European browser choice screen,0,0.961142897605896,TODO 3
-250079,0,it's probably also virus scanning the newly found folder/cd.,powercow,AskReddit,2010-09,Because there is a lot of overhead when spawning a new process and on less powerful machines it is more efficient to have it disabled. On something like an i7 with near infinite RAM then it is very effective.,1,0.7611613273620605,TODO 0
-250080,0,"I have the urge to beat you right now, with a large valve pump.",InvalidConfirmation,pics,2011-03,You have the urge to beat them for staging a peaceful - and silent - protest?,0,0.5191024541854858,TODO 2
-250081,0,Email him through his site.,Rsardinia,reddit.com,2009-04,This is some truly amazing work. Would your brother possibly be interested in doing any contracted work? I will be planning a wedding within the next year and wanted something truly amazing and fitting with my & my fiance's personalities for our invitations. It would be interesting to see what he might come up with with this gorgeous art style.,0,0.7098143100738525,TODO 3
-250082,0,Irony,platytudepus,worldnews,2011-05,"Germany: Cops attend a peaceful protest undercover... get mazed and punched in the face by cops on duty ""for no reason"".",0,0.8563975691795349,TODO 0
-250083,0,"Two people committed to each other and living life in a household, sharing resources and having children... I don't see why my gender means I have to have up to 1400 less benefits in the eyes of the government.",tact242,politics,2011-06,"They recognize women, as women. If you're a man, would you endlessly campaign that they recognize you as a woman even though you're not? Seems utterly pointless to me.",1,0.8333762884140015,TODO 2
-250084,0,Basketball ain't exactly been a hot spot for you guys lately either.,EatMoreFiber,CFB,2011-01,fuck these last 3 years of football,0,0.919975996017456,TODO 4
-250085,0,"It's FOX news, what do you expect?",Xlyfer,canada,2011-03,"""Canada's **coalition** minority government... fell today"" ??",1,0.7006709575653076,TODO 2
-250086,0,Some people just want to watch the world burn.,Fyzzle,worldnews,2010-12,"Anyone else notice the big smiles on the faces of some Haitian Rioters? They aren't rioting for a cause, they are rioting because its fun.",0,0.8751985430717468,TODO 0
-250087,0,"Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.",khast,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"if you do that, when you die you will go directly to hell.",0,0.8729094862937927,TODO 0
-250088,0,It's worse when the prof is an engineer or computer scientist.,baconated,funny,2011-04,Inept,0,0.9070457220077515,TODO 1
-250089,0,dat's racist,Mumberthrax,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-05,White people...,1,0.9793405532836914,TODO 4
-250090,1,Good thing you didn't blur out any of the names.,ForAHamburgerToday,funny,2011-05,Nice political views. Dumbass.,1,0.7685382962226868,TODO 1
-250091,0,It's always the one in the center.,pHreaksYcle,pics,2010-08,Motherfucker!,1,0.6676610112190247,TODO 0
-250092,0,I'm a Canadian outside with shorts and a tshirt on AMA.,aradil,WTF,2010-08,And Canadians. No Winter Coats? Phooey.,0,0.9361827969551086,TODO 4
-250093,0,"an underrated skill, this one",srtpg2,AskReddit,2010-10,Keeping your mouth shut.,0,0.6664058566093445,TODO 1
-250094,0,I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far.,jceez,funny,2010-01,This is the best Facebook ad I've seen thus far.,0,0.6801795959472656,TODO 2
-250095,0,Thank you and your brother for taking the time to create this.,aijoe,atheism,2011-05,"I made a video series about ExMormons. This video is of my brother, and it hits very close to home. I hope you like it r/atheism.",0,0.8581317067146301,TODO 0
-250096,0,Some how I don't think that is actually for like regular home use though.,blkrabbit,funny,2011-04,$1650.99 HDMI Cable Reviews:,0,0.9687198400497437,TODO 3
-250097,0,"She's so fat, Jabba the Hutt was like, ""Daaaaammn!!!""",mellowmonk,pics,2009-01,Head. Shoulders. Knees and Toes.,0,0.8387327194213867,TODO 0
-250098,0,Truck nuts.,mcanerin,reddit.com,2010-10,"Are your nuts in your driveway? If not, you may want to place them there so that the FBI may suck them more easily.",0,0.9473459124565125,TODO 0
-250099,0,The finger.,byttle,gaming,2011-02,What If Phoenix Wright Was In Marvel Vs Capcom 3? Things Would Kick Ass.,0,0.8050699234008789,TODO 0
-250100,0,So the chocolate rations will be increased then?,gonzone,reddit.com,2010-07,"Remember the man who bought all of Europe's cocoa? Guess what he is using it for? He will be creating two chocolate bars for every man, woman and child living in a third world country, and using a good deal of his money to see that it is delivered to each individual, not in the hands of a warlord.",1,0.6786479949951172,TODO 0
-250101,0,I use fences to help keep me from falling off a huge cliff into lava,rogue780,Minecraft,2011-06,"You're missing the point. It's for aesthetic reasons we want fences. Doors work just fine, but look silly. I'd imagine using pistons would be about the same except more complex and more silly.",1,0.5185580253601074,TODO 3
-250102,0,Can do.,TBcasualty,AskReddit,2011-06,give your gf a high five on the butt from me,0,0.9095935225486755,TODO 0
-250103,0,The party could only last so long.,Bob3333,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"Based on the fact that the average reddit comment looks nothing like an average youtube comment, I kind of have a slightly higher standard for people who post here. I guess maybe I shouldn't?",0,0.8735429048538208,TODO 4
-250104,0,"Yeah, that short blond girl who wants to hit people in the eye with a hammer sounds hot.",originalone,comics,2010-01,I want to trade my friends for that guy's friends.,1,0.9753281474113464,TODO 3
-250105,0,Take it to r/business.,txstoploss,technology,2011-03,"Apple Sues Amazon Over Term ""App Store""",0,0.5622950792312622,TODO 3
-250106,0,"I only played red/blue, so this might be out of date, but: * *If* you get a traded Pokemon from a friend, *and* * it had a high-ish level, *and* * you hadn't received a badge (from a gym) that would let you control a Pokemon of that level that Pokemon wouldn't obey your commands.",more_exercise,comics,2011-01,"I thought they would not obey you sometimes? Maybe I am confusing it with the tv show too much. I think it is just that they have been breed for so many generations that they are breed for so many generations that the ""wild"" pokemon are descended from captive ones. It seemed like there were really wild pokemon in the tv shows that wouldnt listen to anyone/be captured.",0,0.9840532541275024,TODO 1
-250107,1,Wiser words were never spoken.,Vermea,conspiracy,2011-05,FUCK NO BITCH!,0,0.6417129039764404,TODO 3
-250108,0,I think we were essentially trying to say the same thing :) I don't think the comparison is fair to compare a TN-film budget monitor to a state of the art H-IPS monitor.,inertiadriftsc,AskReddit,2011-05,I'm absolutely not shitting on Apple. I love Apple; I mentioned that I use a MacBook. I was combating that he compared mid-range monitor to something state of the art. Doesn't make sense.,0,0.983066976070404,TODO 0
-250109,0,"Fair enough, but when most of what you see out of a group or movement is stuff you don't like, you stop wanting to associate yourself with it even if some people claim that its aims are the same as yours.",lynn,TwoXChromosomes,2009-12,"I can sympathize with being frustrated by certain sexists using the feminist movement as a safe space to employ sexism and other assorted -isms. In fact, third wave feminism cropped up in no small part due to frustrations with racism within the mainstream feminist movement at the time, which seemed to be telling women of color, ""If you're not a middle-class white woman, shut up and wait your turn. We'll get to your problems once the middle-class white women are equal to middle-class white men."" That doesn't mean it's bad to call yourself a feminist because those people exist, though. If you don't like what they have to say, you can say that without having to disown the whole of feminism. If all the moderates were to abandon feminism, they'd effectively be ceding a historic, effective, empowering and diverse movement to radicals and sexists. I'm a Democrat. I don't agree with everything done by Democrats. I don't care for various liberal/progressive authors' opinions. I'm not especially fond of Al Gore, for starters. I voted for one Republican, one Libertarian and one Green last year, with the rest of my ticket being all Democrat (except for a couple non-partisan local appointments like judges). But I'm still a Democrat, and a very active one at that. Not that you have to call yourself a feminist to be ""good people"" in my book. But if you believe in gender equality, I personally consider you a feminist ally, whether you self-identify as a feminist yourself or not.",0,0.9840285181999207,TODO 2
-250110,0,I have to believe these are filmed with props and sound effects added later because there is no way these stunts don't hospitalize them for months.,kafro,videos,2011-05,Best Fail video I have seen in a while... :'D,0,0.9362048506736755,TODO 0
-250111,1,It's called *fabulous*.,Bipolarruledout,AskReddit,2011-06,"And who knows, after 9 months of sharing a dorm suite with you if one of them is a homophobe you may just be able to enlighten them and make them a better person when they realize that being gay doesn't make you some kind of freakish sex monster and that you're actually a pretty cool dude. You are a pretty cool dude, right? ;P",1,0.5457718968391418,TODO 0
-250112,1,"Yeah, those ragecomics were better when they were not popular...............",specialk16,pics,2011-06,That was just as horrible as I imagined it would be. Thank you.,1,0.9661454558372498,TODO 3
-250113,1,and we'd love some details about those *farmers*... uh i mean taliban elite soldiers ...,pooshingthelimit,worldnews,2011-06,"""Pun fired more than 400 rounds, launched 17 grenades and detonated a mine to repel the Taliban assault on his checkpoint"" Good job!! However I wouldn't say that 400 rounds, 17 grenades and a mine is limited ammo.",1,0.861318051815033,TODO 2
-250114,1,All the aborted jewish babies?,zpweeks,OneY,2011-06,That's what *I* was thinking! And what does antisemitism have to do with abortion?,1,0.9818843007087708,TODO 2
-250115,0,Selkies is *epic*,clownprince_,Music,2010-08,BTBAM top 3 solo sections - anyone else a fan of this versatile metal band?,0,0.8664076924324036,TODO 0
-250116,0,source?,figureoflight,atheism,2011-06,Proven facts about atheists,0,0.6271714568138123,TODO 0
-250117,0,"An alternative would be Zilker, you could have some folks claim a space and then walk up to them to ""see what's happening"" and then boom, wedding.",miyatarama,Austin,2011-06,I like the idea of it being on Congress when the bats fly because she won't think twice about a large group of people huddled around and there's plenty of green space nearby. Downside: few people anticipate their weddings smelling of guano.,0,0.9519591927528381,TODO 4
-250118,0,"You can read my old comments in other threads, I fully believe the science, but these kind of stories do no one any good.",daledinkler,environment,2009-12,"Climate change: Scientific Fact, Not Political Issue",0,0.9840027689933777,TODO 1
-250119,1,Misogyny in a pill.,Liverotto,MensRights,2011-06,By 2015 we can take back the power! Reversible male contraception method lasts 10 years trials have begun!,1,0.6830896139144897,TODO 0
-250120,1,you sure those weren't protesting postal workers?,MrFlagg,canada,2011-06,Just some pictures of some Canuck fans doing their city and team proud!,1,0.8661587238311768,TODO 1
-250121,1,Must be a slow day at City Hall.... glad to hear that there's so little city business that needs attending to though!,Okit,toronto,2011-06,Must be a slow news day...,1,0.9740980267524719,TODO 3
-250122,1,Surely he owes everyone something.,5celery,doctorwho,2011-06,Don't worry! Moffat will clarify..... nothing!,1,0.9685772061347961,TODO 0
-250123,1,"Right, like Milton Friedman's monetarism hasn't influenced our boom and bust cycles of last 30 years much, much more than Keynesian ideas.",blancs50,skeptic,2011-06,"That's because economics is not a science like physics or chemistry, predictions are difficult due to the a priori nature of economics. Besides, most economists are Keynesians which hasn't exactly proven itself as a great predictive tool.",1,0.979933500289917,TODO 4
-250124,0,You can tell by all the silly Trollegraph Headlines,degriz,reddit.com,2009-02,Cocaine now cheaper than beer and wine.,1,0.739552915096283,TODO 0
-250125,0,Through Views Export or what?,quodestveritas,programming,2009-10,"Whatever. Drupal gives you more out-of-the-box than Rails or Django, and gives you more flexibility than something like Wordpress. All of which means is that, like any other tool, it has some things it's good for and some things it's not. BTW, that ""it stores templates in the database"" thing? That's just during development. You're _supposed_ to then copy the views out into code (which is automatically generated) and delete the views from the database. I will agree with him that the default usability and navigation is not very good.",0,0.914956271648407,TODO 2
-250126,1,I was about to spell out the,savanttm,politics,2011-03,I was about to say the same thing,1,0.990447998046875,TODO 0
-250127,1,It's entirely possible that the wave could cross the Rockies,generalchaoz,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Really??? (100% true story),0,0.8825532793998718,TODO 0
-250128,1,So ever texan scientific paper has to cite the bible?,Renovatio_,todayilearned,2011-03,TIL Texas doesn't ban sex/gender/race discrimination but soon will ban creationist discrimination.,0,0.6091444492340088,TODO 3
-250129,0,That was not much cooler than I thought...,KopOut,videos,2011-02,Badass drifting R/C cars...much cooler than you'd think,0,0.9391913414001465,TODO 0
-250130,0,"Call a tow truck company, let them know his schedule.",eakius,pics,2009-05,"Redditors -- seriously -- should I key this douchebag's car? He does this every day, and spots are scarce. If no, what should I do?",0,0.7051882743835449,TODO 4
-250131,1,"Isn't the use of ""females"" offensive now?",punoying,atheism,2011-03,"Why I left. Females, you'll really love this one.",1,0.7769693732261658,TODO 1
-250132,1,"Yeah but you see, the Nobel Prize is liberal propaganda.",throwaway3940,IAmA,2011-03,"Trickle down economics is bullshit. Demand drives economic spending, not supply. Giving money to rich people may expand their capital, but it does nothing to drive demand. Thus, it creates no jobs until sufficient demand stimulates the need for workers. Not to mention that a dollar has a decreasing marginal utility. Giving a dollar to a millionaire is not the same as giving a dollar to a middle class person. The middle class person will spend that dollar on goods and services, whereas the millionaire is most likely to invest it in financial markets. Markets are great, but they don't create jobs in the same way that demand does. I suggest reading someone other than Friedman. He was wrong. And pretty much everyone except for conservatives now realize that Friedman's economic model was fundamentally flawed. Paul Krugman won a Nobel Prize too and he doesn't believe in trickle down economics, so I guess that negates your appeal to authority.",1,0.9873176217079163,TODO 1
-250133,1,Time to boycott Valve again for charging for items?,weewolf,gamernews,2011-03,"Team Fortress 2 store is stocking three new in-game cosmetic items, proceeds go to American Red Cross disaster relief fund",1,0.9455045461654663,TODO 4
-250134,1,shut the fuck up anti-semite they are god's chosen people says so right here in this book they gave me they can do anything they want because they are jewish and Israel can do no wrong THEY JUST WANT THE RIGHT TO EXIST why do you hate them so much for being jewish?,thereisnosuchthing,conspiracy,2011-03,The atrocities of the past are the atrocities of the past. The Zionist state of Israel is a current and on going atrocity to the Palestinian people.,1,0.9875659942626953,TODO 2
-250135,1,"That's true, but it's what the majority wants.",liberty_pen,politics,2011-03,Democracy is retarded.,0,0.9474468231201172,TODO 0
-250136,0,Yes it exists.,spiralingintocontrol,AskReddit,2011-03,"Reddit, does love actually exist? Feeling pretty heartbroken. Do you have stories where things actually turned out?",0,0.713051438331604,TODO 0
-250137,1,"It's nice to see that the US is on it's way to an election year, without the hype-cycle taking every word spoken by potential candidates and interpreting them as if they were the die-hard, absolute and unchanging desires of that person.",notflipmo,atheism,2011-03,"Huckabee, not content with just being religiously crazy, now wants to use guns to enforce his religious craziness; wants to force everybody to listen to David Barton, evangelical preacher and historical revisionist, AT GUNPOINT",1,0.9543729424476624,TODO 3
-250138,1,"Thank you, enlightened one.",gettempapa,worldnews,2011-04,Whether it's real or fake its still just some guy who made this shit up.,1,0.9127610325813293,TODO 0
-250139,1,"yeah, those hairy legs are a big turn-on",CochlearBoy,AskReddit,2011-04,i in turn like when men bring out the sexy sun dresses.,1,0.9435719847679138,TODO 4
-250140,1,DEMOCRATS: ALPHA AS FUCK,L4UGH,politics,2011-04,"Stay classy, Mississippi: 46% of Mississippi Republicans still think interracial marriage should be illegal",1,0.8410719633102417,TODO 0
-250141,1,Well cause you know the bible says to go forth and multiply.. so the fact that you aren't OBVIOUSLY means you're defective in some way!,tinkerfaery,TwoXChromosomes,2011-04,"i also REALLY hate this. i got married ~ 6 mo ago. (side note: i work in the medical field). anyway, as soon as the knot was tied, ppl started asking me when we were going to have children. i would reply with, 'well, i don't think that we will ever have children.' they would then gasp and ask 'why not? i mean, is there something wrong with you?' implying that i had a physical defect that wouldn't allow me to have children. how shallow and narrow-minded.",1,0.9878089427947998,TODO 0
-250142,0,"That was my assumption, but kind of a shitty ride for a lawyer who clearly makes good money.",gbo2k69,pics,2010-02,Maybe that's the lawyer's car.,0,0.975411593914032,TODO 0
-250143,1,"Obama, he is good at changing his birth information",thewormauger,gaming,2011-04,Who should I talk to about a birthday change?,1,0.7532118558883667,TODO 1
-250144,0,And a good effort if you ask me.,nzhamstar,AskReddit,2011-04,"triple negative... wow, that's a doozy.",1,0.5411857962608337,TODO 0
-250145,1,You're hideous!,srry72,pics,2011-01,So THEN what happened?!? An *UPDATE* from the lass who drew that comic for that lad.,0,0.7786977291107178,TODO 0
-250146,1,Because firefighters sure don't need 'em.,cornflake_girl,politics,2011-01,"California Gov. Jerry Brown orders 48,000 cell phones confiscated .. ""It is difficult for me to believe that 40 percent of all state employees must be equipped with taxpayer-funded cell phones,"" Brown said in a written statement.",1,0.987578809261322,TODO 1
-250147,1,"Vatican says JPII cured a nun of Parkinsons, so it must be true!",Tuscany007,atheism,2011-01,Bet you'll believe in miracles now!,1,0.966829240322113,TODO 0
-250148,0,"Have another toke, Towlie.",maryjayjay,comics,2010-10,i have no idea what's going on....,0,0.8948976993560791,TODO 0
-250149,1,"If we never talked about them, they wouldn't know!",rampion,todayilearned,2011-01,HEY TERRORISTS! CHECK OUT OUR WEAKNESSES,0,0.505186140537262,TODO 3
-250150,1,Hhhaaha doing this in a third world country!,repo_my_life,worldnews,2011-02,"Brazil is to provide free medicines for everyone suffering from high blood pressure or diabetes. The drugs will be distributed through a nationwide network of budget pharmacies, where many medicines are already heavily subsidised.",0,0.9037691354751587,TODO 0
-250151,1,He hated us for our freedom...,richmomz,politics,2011-02,A 48-year-old Afghan citizen dies at Guantanamo after 9 years in a cage and no charges filed against him,1,0.9347957968711853,TODO 2
-250152,1,Time well spent....,evilpeter,offbeat,2011-02,Amazing Beautiful Picture Made Out Of Nails,1,0.578163743019104,TODO 4
-250153,1,"Yeah, what does the quadriplegic gamer starting the petition know about what's easiest?",zachattack82,gaming,2011-02,"I agree with brulez, for the PC, AutoIT or AHK scripts are all you need to implement this support in any game or application. Using non-built in programs it's possible to do many complex actions, remappings being the most simple. In-game remapping, while convenient for most, doesn't seem like it would actually help a severely disabled person play these games. Most people who actually REQUIRE remappings to play a game would probably need something more advanced than simple remappings to make gameplay viable.",1,0.8178132176399231,TODO 0
-250154,1,"Of course, I always go with the random guy on the internet, like you, over someone who makes money observing, forecasting, and reporting the weather.",knumbknuts,environment,2011-02,"Awesome, my local weather man is a climate change denier.",1,0.9579914212226868,TODO 4
-250155,1,your comment goes here,giveitago,todayilearned,2011-02,"Oh right. I knew I heard about it almost every day for about a year before this, I just couldn't remember *when*.",0,0.8196138143539429,TODO 3
-250156,1,And thus men saw God.,SmoothWD40,reddit.com,2011-02,Troll your brain.,0,0.5301828384399414,TODO 2
+2171,1,"*""I'm so different and mysterious""*",MyUsernameIs20Digits,Tinder,2016-09,"All green flags here, move along",1,0.9686923027038574,TODO 2
+2415,1,"Maybe you prefer Mocha Uson blog over institutionalized media, amirite?",halelangit,Philippines,2016-09,"**GET REKT M8** Haha, katol pa more. **BUT** I still don't like mainstream media.",1,0.8831755518913269,TODO 2
+1687,0,Jane and Finch gang,SpecialDonkey,teenagers,2016-09,Aye York region represent,0,0.8589768409729004,TODO 0
+249970,1,Imagine how nice it looks over in Iraq/Afghanistan with all that money they're collecting.,tokenbearcub,pics,2010-09,Its a matter of Homeland Security,1,0.9708157181739808,TODO 3
+271,0,You wouldn't want to come over all ~~Prince Charles~~ Mark Zuckerberg.,ContainsTracesOfLies,britishproblems,2016-12,"I can never have Mark Zuckerberg's home automation device, Jarvis, because I'll just think of the character from the Mary Whitehouse experience whenever I use it. Well, hello.",0,0.8263357877731323,TODO 0
+2476,1,"Yes, because Planted feet is the only thing that makes Invention worthwhile",BerserkerLrd,runescape,2016-09,I don't understand why they are nerfing planted feet are they trying to make invention as useless as firemaking?,1,0.9865484833717346,TODO 1
+2139,1,"Yeah, Donald wanting to build a wall is worse than some racist black people destroying their community and hunting down whites.",ThurnisH,politics,2016-09,You really think that's prevalent enough to have the same impact on society as a presidential candidate?,1,0.9848173260688782,TODO 0
+250375,0,Offer not valid in Tennessee.,Taughtology,reddit.com,2009-12,"Disclaimer: bacon narwhal internets can only be exchanged for material goods in the secret cookie shop of reddit, who's URL can only be found by those who aren't looking for it and changes by the minute.",0,0.8877911567687988,TODO 0
+249390,1,NO your so wrong nobody on the internet is allowed to have a different opinion to me if they do they clearly fail at life otherwise they would agree with me.,Froogels,leagueoflegends,2011-09,"Someone has different priorities than me on the internet? They must be high school drop-outs. infallible logic. He's allowed to point out that a company has failed to follow through on any of their promises, and are about to pull the same shit again, without being bitched out by some idiot. Yes, that's right. you're actually the one bitching. because someone has a different opinion than you on the internet. Calm down.",1,0.9874150156974792,TODO 3
+165,0,Are very real* Incomplete grammar proves you're Chinese.,VincentKenway,Overwatch,2016-11,"The hate between china, koreas and japan is very real.",1,0.7502167224884033,TODO 3
+249326,1,"Well, they weren't speaking English.",empire11,trees,2011-03,It's unclear why you've assumed they were doing something nefarious.,1,0.9035542011260986,TODO 0
+1482,1,Yes but are you comfortable taking that risk when SHTF and insurgents are shooting at you in 125 degree weather you non-operator plebian fool,flcv,ar15,2016-12,"Got a great deal, and I as far as I recall, wasn't the main issue with holding zero at extreme temperature changes?",1,0.9015306830406188,TODO 2
+1656,0,Fabio,akafamilyfunny,aww,2016-10,Nemo,1,0.6503555774688721,TODO 0
+1160,1,"""That's for wearing a tie sellout"".",pigwalk5150,WTF,2016-11,John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) hit in the head with glass bottle while on stage in Chile.,1,0.9590548276901244,TODO 0
+76,0,"So did I, but I was awarded the freeman dollars anyway.",Wibbington,TomorrowChildrenPS4,2016-11,Oh. Thought that was just for people who actually played during the time of connection issues.,0,0.8760485053062439,TODO 0
+250566,0,"Good read, God bless your's.",bdpf,reddit.com,2010-04,A grandmother's culinary legacy,0,0.9788723587989808,TODO 1
+1187,1,I hope the judge apologized to him for the inconvenience.,danbuter,uncensorednews,2016-11,"A man accused of sexually assaulting one 15-year-old girl, and sexually interfering with another, walked out of a Timmins courtroom a free man on Thursday after he was given an exceptionally lenient plea bargain meant to preserve his chances of becoming a Canadian citizen.",1,0.5085452795028687,TODO 0
+705,0,In Jeopardy you answer needs to be in the form of a question mate.,BrotherYoungBuck,soccer,2016-09,Pogba plays for man utd,0,0.9014965891838074,TODO 3
+1177,0,Huh makes sense,TheFagOverThere,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,"Because you just started mass murdering your own soccer team, all eleven of you are part of it. The goalie shat his pants and ran the fuck away into the horizon. And 4 of your *teammates* are shaking with fear. 11 players which of one is you. And goalie got the fuck away from that shit. So 9. Which consists of the enemy team and your teammates. Logic.",0,0.6784241199493408,TODO 0
+250443,1,"Yeah.... but... but... kids should exercise ""personal responsibility"".",Bipolarruledout,reddit.com,2011-06,That's why you don't let kids chose what they eat.,1,0.9854252934455872,TODO 1
+2450,1,"Cut her a break, she bumped her head and forgot where she was or what she was supposed to be doing.",growonlittlejobbies,HillaryForPrison,2016-09,Clinton Left Classified Data in Russian Hotel during State Secretary Trip,1,0.6867927312850952,TODO 0
+251011,1,Let me tell you the muslim extremists are way fucking out of hand here in Oklahoma.,cotton_mouth,politics,2010-06,"Last straw! Oklahoma tired of living under Sharia Law, bans it outright",1,0.8740801215171814,TODO 3
+1554,0,"Well, I'm an idiot then :(",andreicosta,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,"I know, we don't need visa to go to EU but the tournament is in USA.",0,0.8323025703430176,TODO 2
 250157,0,"Ahhh, the sound of rationality is sweet.",tdreyer1,pics,2010-05,Since we're somehow on the subject of asshole drivers and zippers...,1,0.8379703760147095,TODO 0
-250158,1,"Yea, last I heard all polygraph machines were being destroyed for being completely useless",cuteman,MensRights,2010-11,"I call BS. No one uses lie detector tests anymore, much less a ""30 yr veteran of the FBI,"" as you claim. Besides, they're not admissable evidence.",1,0.9510526657104492,TODO 0
-250159,1,"What are you talking about, the GOP isn't related to FOX news in the slightest!",AlteredQ,worldnews,2010-11,"problem in the US is that an ""indepentent"" group would do all of the lying ads, while the politician would remain clear.",1,0.9871116280555725,TODO 2
-250160,1,Car Chase = Ass whooping; haven't you seen cops?,PacketScan,Bad_Cop_No_Donut,2010-11,"Alleged Police brutality: Bryce Scott, a Northwest Peoria man, was brutally kicked and stomped by police after a car chase in May. Video taken from the dashboard camera of a Peoria squad car involved in the chase",1,0.973622739315033,TODO 2
-250161,1,I am suprised they didn't stone the girl.. it is all her fault anyway,LucidMan,atheism,2010-11,"Muslim cleric jailed after molesting girl, 15, who he was teaching the Qur'an",1,0.9861184358596802,TODO 4
-250162,0,"He's not, actually, and he admits that.",ahamkara,politics,2010-12,"He's using ""conservative"" in the exact same sense as his uncle.",0,0.95339435338974,TODO 0
-250163,1,"Yeah, fuck those little bastards.",takatori,entertainment,2010-12,Does anyone else get annoyed that kids hardly ever die in movies? It's annoying to see so many kids easily outrun and outmaneuver adults and monsters that should be able to get them easily. Especially when adults get killed off by those same baddies with no problem. One example is Jurassic Park. A great example of a Hollywood movie that goes against it is Sleepy Hollow.,1,0.9873073101043701,TODO 0
-250164,1,"Shut up, fatty.",vox35,comics,2010-12,He was a total dick to that completely nice person based on one aspect of his personality which happens to be physically apparent. Seems like a bit of a bit of an asshole to me. __Disclaimer:__ I am fat.,1,0.9150300025939941,TODO 0
-250165,1,We need to get more of our atheist brothers in jails.,zorbix,atheism,2010-12,"Actually, it probably says quite a bit more about the typically atheistic demographic- I assume it would be a bit more affluent, and a bit more white.",1,0.9850823879241943,TODO 3
-250166,0,"Who, the security theater vendors?",treebright,worldnews,2010-03,Don't give them ideas!,0,0.7666241526603699,TODO 2
-250167,0,FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU,martinmarkovski,4chan,2010-12,The writer of this Wikipedia article clearly doesn't understand the rules.,0,0.9692757725715637,TODO 0
-250168,1,"And don't forget that this tactic is described in chapter 5, section IV of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, folks.",zendak,worldnews,2010-12,"This particular incident smells very much like an american instigated ""sting"" operation, for the purpose of keeping the Dume Danen as an american poodle in the wars against Islam.,,, this cannot be something that was thought up without the funding and inspiration of the CIA. Very convenient that this was ""discovered"" at the last minute.",0,0.81565922498703,TODO 2
-250169,1,Good because it was really offensive to muslims.,SkepticalSagan,atheism,2010-09,"TIL after the Muhammad South Park controversy, South Park Studios will no longer stream the episode Super Best Friends which originally aired in 2001 with no controversy at all...",1,0.9807407259941101,TODO 1
-250170,1,"Awesome, I think you're about ready to go play a real class now",ajooha,tf2,2010-10,Putting in a full day's work. Feels good.,0,0.5871369242668152,TODO 3
-250171,1,So... it is written by The Onion?,arch4ngel,atheism,2010-10,Christwire is satire. It's even in the FAQ.,1,0.6109375953674316,TODO 0
-250172,1,Heh then you need to end your post with,davidlovessarah,IWantToLearn,2010-10,just yankin yer chain man,1,0.990303099155426,TODO 0
-250173,1,Because you have to give up dignity and freedom to stay safe.,stemgang,reddit.com,2010-10,"So, when travelling by air in the US, I have the choice of a stranger viewing images of my wife's naked body or groping her body with their hands? How is this okay with ANYONE (other than the TSA)?!?!",1,0.9816362857818604,TODO 2
-250174,1,To bad the earth doesn't understand money otherwise it would be ok with coal burning.,dalik,technology,2010-10,"Clarifying the solar vs coal issue: Solar power has great potential but it is not cheaper than coal, yet.",1,0.959650456905365,TODO 1
-250175,1,Wait...I didn't see God anywhere in there :\,drbeer,pics,2010-10,"I told one of my 7th grade life science students that he would get extra credit if, using his knowledge of evolution, he drew me a picture of which came first the chicken or the egg. How much extra credit should I give him?",1,0.7763565182685852,TODO 0
-250176,1,For once I agree with Jobs.,DroppaMaPants,technology,2010-07,"Steve Jobs to angry customer: ""It's just a phone. Not worth it.""",0,0.7347760796546936,TODO 1
-250177,0,"You must have quite a large collection of 8,9 and 10 digit friends to have gathered sufficient data to formulate this confident conclusion.",oldf4rt,politics,2010-07,"No. SUPER-rich people (10-digit wealth) do. 8- and 9- digits would rather there be universal health care, so they can compete with their businesses on a global scale. (disregarding the obvious moral sanctity of 'be nice to others')",1,0.9401142001152039,TODO 3
-250178,1,The correct response: Would you fancy a threesome?,NerdBot9000,offbeat,2011-12,"Asking what kind of cake the couple will be having at their wedding is a perfectly legitimate response. What's wrong with liking cake? Weddings always have cake, and they are usually the centerpiece of the reception. I would go to a wedding just for a slice of fancy cake.",0,0.7829996347427368,TODO 1
-250179,1,"It's a good thing the OP doesn't have a union at the workplace, because the union would probably screw the company over by defending a lazy employee like the OP who was fired for clearly valid reasons.",DiscordianStooge,atheism,2011-12,I've just decided to be more proactive in helping theists to become less stupid.,1,0.9618561267852783,TODO 0
-250180,1,"Yeah, we've all seen how unpopular the NBA became with the Three Amigos in Mia, the Big 4 in Boston, and Amare and Melo in NY.",MineShafted,nba,2011-12,"Thank you David Stern for saving the NBA...I don't hate the Lakers but Howard, Paul and Kobe would kill the NBA for the next 5 years for me",1,0.986349880695343,TODO 4
-250181,1,"Don't suggest that I be skeptical, you menstrual, nazi-cunt bitch!",superfusion1,politics,2011-12,"Don't make the mistake of bringing that up, or that people are innocent until proven guilty, even cops. I've been called a nazi, a cunt, a menstraul bitch all for suggesting people be skeptical.",1,0.9061018228530884,TODO 4
-250182,1,"Might as well just buy from, and only from, BD",Aww_Shucks,bicycling,2011-12,Man I want to love Cinelli road bikes but I just can't. They charge an absolutely outrageous amount for Taiwanese aluminum and carbon frames with the only justification for their massive price premium being there is a Cinelli sticker on the bike. Pretty picture though.,1,0.923458456993103,TODO 0
-250183,1,Stupid first world problems...,dorkrock,atheism,2011-12,"Actually, I suspect that what most of us cares about is ""will I make rent this month,"" ""is my job security ensured,"" and ""what am I having for dinner?""",0,0.7665238380432129,TODO 0
-250184,1,"[Take over Whiterun with the Stormcloaks (or whatever hold your stuck in), once you win it should let you continue with the peace treaty, only it may not be Ulfric you're negotiating with.]",xakryn,skyrim,2011-12,I encountered a bug that I don't know how I can get out of. It breaks my main questline. [I'm trying to bring Tulius and Ulfric for a peace treaty. But I'm also in the Join the Stormcloaks storyline too. I never get the dialogue for either questline now. It just repeats the same dialogue over and over again.](/m),0,0.8462604284286499,TODO 0
-250185,1,"Thought it was ""mute point?""",CoolerRon,gaming,2011-12,Future generations will make it a moo point.,0,0.6567851305007935,TODO 1
-250186,1,"You might as well just throw it out, then.",Upward_Spiral,baseball,2011-12,I can't explain why but I just like leaving the sticker on. I like it. the only down side is when the sticker starts peeling off and you're stuck with a hat you like but the sticker is gone and a circle remains in its place,1,0.8523865342140198,TODO 0
-250187,1,I'm not familiar with that theme.,awesomemanftw,WTF,2011-12,Firefox.,0,0.9453098773956299,TODO 0
-250188,1,I am disgusted with the fact that people like you exist.,Fauxy,carporn,2012-01,"I always thought this was a really, really ugly car. (But then again I acknowledge the very real possibility that I *just don't get it*.)",0,0.7847909927368164,TODO 0
-250189,1,In some cultures explosive shits is considered a sign of virility and youth... **The More You Know...**,potatosack,self,2011-09,Also it gives me explosive shits. Thats my concern.,0,0.9501979947090149,TODO 2
-250190,1,And harm them emotionally by teaching them they should deny their natural instincts and be forever lonely,Aceofspades25,Christianity,2011-09,"Determining whether or not homosexuality is ok or not is not as important as remembering that we need to love **everyone**. Maybe homosexuality is wrong, but it is not up to us to judge others, it is up to God. I'm not quite sure if I agree with the author of the article in regards to homosexuality, but I do agree with what he said at the end about loving homosexuals and treating them properly. Treat them like you would any other human being, including letting them be a part of your church body and loving them like any other member.",1,0.8781066536903381,TODO 0
-250191,1,AHHH SPOILERS BRO **EDIT**,Bromleyisms,gameofthrones,2011-09,Except Black Walder. Don't forget he died in the wine accident.,1,0.9721996188163757,TODO 0
-250192,0,"Then occupy the property, but if the property owner shows up they will have the right to evict you (of course they must prove their ownership).",reapfreak,Anarcho_Capitalism,2011-07,Land untouched for 10 years... what if you're dead? what do you own if you're dead? No on claims it the land can't just sit there to rot until the end of time.,1,0.6876176595687866,TODO 4
-250193,1,There are no pens there; this workbench blows.,Efanito,guns,2011-09,"Gunnit, this is my favorite spot in the house. Show us your ""workbench.""",1,0.5583703517913818,TODO 0
-250194,1,Sounds awesome.,rILEYcAPSlOCK,Autos,2011-09,"We all have our opinions. Personally I like not being able to go over speed bumps, plus in a strange way makes me drive slower and pay more attention to my surroundings so I don't crack my oil pan. One thing I do not like about being low, once I was driving back from a drift event at CFRC in Orlando at about 2am and drove over a towel. It got wrapped up into my driveshaft. Two hours on an overpass cutting away at it with a box knife. Worst night ever.",0,0.8038104772567749,TODO 1
-250195,1,STOP ALL THE SHOW LOVE THREADS!,kmkg,starcraft,2011-09,screddit...where we make dreams come true,1,0.8437828421592712,TODO 3
-250196,1,"But.. but.. but.. **COMMUNISM** You want more of that Obamunism, son?",PasswordOptional2,pics,2011-09,"Thats it, I'm moving to europe.",1,0.9850002527236938,TODO 1
-250197,1,The obvious way to break this circle is to create true artificial intelligence overlords an let them govern.,mjpirate,Libertarian,2011-09,Why we need government,1,0.7793347239494324,TODO 0
-250198,1,This is how you emphasize you are being sarcastic when it's not clear.,sevenalive,lost,2011-10,"So, um, **JOKE**.",0,0.7157129049301147,TODO 4
-250199,0,"Fuck you asshole, a massively disgruntled former Apple customer who got sick of paying a premium for a crap computer in a shiny box.",daveisgay,geek,2011-10,Thanks for changing the cell phone industry.,1,0.8607527613639832,TODO 0
-250200,1,Valverde's got more guts though!,rightc0ast,baseball,2011-10,"I completely agree with you. And the job is preventing runs. And Mariano did that better. (so did Joe Smith, Aceves, Robertson, and others) I can repeat my analogy if you want, but the point is simple. You should make decisions and valuations based on what the person controls, not happenstance outcomes. If you could pick a reliever from this year for one game, one inning you pick based on the skills they have (which is preventing runs through their pitching ability).",1,0.7409696578979492,TODO 0
-250201,1,Like politics?,VerbalJungleGym,conspiracy,2011-10,"This should be in r/politics. It is based on facts, not theory.",1,0.7517402172088623,TODO 4
-250202,1,"If only they had on full-body lycra, too.",opaeoinadi,bicycling,2011-10,"needs more high end race bikes. Anyhow, if anyone gets a hold of hi-res photos for wallpaper purposes, do share.",1,0.8069697022438049,TODO 4
-250203,1,But Valve does no wrong on Reddit.,brownchickenbr0wnc0w,gaming,2011-10,"Two things: One, the engine has changed to include some extras that weren't in MW2. Two, if your only complaint is that the engine hasn't changed I'm wondering what you think of Valve with their seven year old Source engine as opposed to Infinity Wards six year old IW engine.",1,0.9868941307067871,TODO 3
-250204,1,Only stream zergs because heart of the swarm is incoming!,musemike,starcraft,2011-10,WTF Blizzard Streaming Matchups,1,0.8651895523071289,TODO 4
-250205,1,CALL OF DUTY IS THE ONLY GOOD GAME OUT THERE.,ventusvir,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-10,i love nintendo and im proud of it,1,0.9822819232940674,TODO 0
-250206,1,"Right, because no woman ever would get off on the idea of using a flesh light on a guy...",edfreemen,pics,2011-10,"I see it as a matter of what can be used during actual sex as well as during masturbation. Dildos generally vibrate, so they can be used during sex as well for clitoral stimulation and such, while man + woman + fleshlight = either woman or fleshlight being left out of the fun. Fleshlight is very FOREVER ALONE that way.",1,0.986522376537323,TODO 4
-250207,1,I see a bright future for our country.,azgeogirl,AskReddit,2011-10,"I teach at a private high school in the midwest. Our administration does not allow us to give grades lower than a 60 in any given quarter (a 70 is passing). So a student can literally do nothing for half of a year and make it up with minimal effort in the other half. Also, I know for a fact that the local public school is even worse. They don't want to lose their ""excellent"" rating so they have a policy that teachers are not allowed to fail students at all. At the worst they are sent to lower level classes in the next year (where they miraculously learn even less)",1,0.9807555079460144,TODO 0
-250208,1,"Sould add Max's severed and similar, too, then!",Tordek,tf2,2011-07,"Well you can find or trade for them, so technically no.",1,0.6842138767242432,TODO 2
-250209,1,"Well what does it matter, the prisoners probably have better health care than the guards.",Caraes_Naur,politics,2011-07,Beyond conservative. Clarence Thomas believes that prisoners have no protection from being severely beaten by guards.,1,0.9795401096343994,TODO 0
-250210,1,OH NOES WHAT ABOUT RULES 1 AND 2,G-Zom,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-07,"I tend to credit everything from the internet to the internet in general, except for real comics like XKCD and QC, which both get their proper respect. That means I mention reddit, SA and 4chan all in the same way! WHahahaha",1,0.9446994662284851,TODO 3
-250211,1,We couldn't possibly have figured out any other conventions in the meantime.,Terr_,todayilearned,2011-07,TIL there is a puncuation mark that was first proposed in the 1580s to denote sarcasm or irony.,1,0.8149814605712891,TODO 0
-250212,1,"I don't understand how my parents bought a house for $19,000, yet mine is $500,000",RazsterOxzine,politics,2011-07,"The End of the American Dream: -""There will be more children in the US this year with bankrupt parents than divorced parents."" -""Our national myth is changing, whereas hard work was once seen as the route to prosperity, now the best people can hope for is a lottery win.""",0,0.8167526125907898,TODO 3
-250213,1,Yeah but does he have a closers mentality?,slap_bet,baseball,2011-07,"It's not really ""addition by subtraction"" for the team on the field, since he's been great for the Mets. It's addition by subtracting his terrible contract, though. No team should ever pay that much for a closer. Parnell has almost identical ERA, WHIP and K/BB ratio since 2009, for league minimum.",1,0.8827885389328003,TODO 0
-250214,0,Rex will always teach you a new word.,dsannes,canada,2011-07,"Rex Murphy: America destroying itself from within: If America falls, it will not be from external enemies. It will be by her own hand. Reckless Endangerment.",0,0.837381899356842,TODO 4
-250215,1,Because the opposition being able to stop legislation is working out so well in the US.,TybaltCapulet,videos,2011-07,"Unfortunately ""Rabble Rabble"" is all they can do. The parliamentary system allows the ruling party to govern like a dictatorship so long as they have a majority. Opposition MPs can yell and screem but can't stop legislation",1,0.9863335490226746,TODO 1
-250216,1,It goes to Mexico to help keep the war on terror going.,swerdna,todayilearned,2011-07,makes you wonder what they do with the harvest that they don't send to these 7 people.,1,0.894787073135376,TODO 1
-250217,1,"Yes, because some people are more equal than others.",dapperdave,WTF,2011-07,"""more"" serious. There are varying levels of severity in the world.",1,0.9872640371322632,TODO 2
-250218,1,"Yes, Amy Winehouse is a much bigger story",loojit,AskReddit,2011-07,What happened to the Murdoch phone hacking scandal? Did every news outlet just stop reporting on it?,1,0.9825466275215149,TODO 3
-250219,1,sounds like you totally understand what bleeding through your vagina is all about,gypsiequeen,gaming,2011-07,"Given the unbridled fury that the crimson wave can bring, female gamers on their period must get massive killstreaks. Even their teammates just get torn to shreds if they get in the way.",1,0.9816210865974426,TODO 0
-250220,1,parent definitely warranted being downvoted,exoendo,Minecraft,2011-07,"I don't think that's always true. I build pixel art with a purpose. For example, I made a big hole in the ground for a separate project and put characters climbing out of the pit on a ladder as decoration.",1,0.9542644619941711,TODO 0
-250221,1,Your logic is flawless.,wingnut21,Feminism,2011-08,Right after everyone isn't considered a man unless they do something stupid whence they become a bitch. And right after mankind is not widely used to refer to men and women.,1,0.975971519947052,TODO 2
-250222,1,Scumbag Riot: Offering sales on champions.,BankaiPwn,leagueoflegends,2011-08,"Scumbag Riot: Offers sale on Taric, makes him free next week.",1,0.9685132503509521,TODO 1
-250223,0,"Well what do you expect from ""she""..",daChikn,AskReddit,2011-08,"My employer hired a programmer who claimed in the interview to have developed a 'medical billing system' (not a simple task) and had 10+ years experience in the languages and platform we were using. She did not know how create a source file, did not know how the compiler worked, and managed to completely destroy critical database files completely unrelated to any project she was supposed to be working on. She also couldn't understand why we didn't make print outs of all our source code 'in case we needed to type it all back in'....still pisses me off thinking about it seven years later.",1,0.7532923817634583,TODO 0
-250224,0,"Hey, at least someone is being honest.",Marimst,reddit.com,2011-08,"Bullshit, reddit doesn't need help from stormfront to be racist. Hell, I don't think I'm racist and I laugh at some of the racist shit on here.",1,0.8651424646377563,TODO 1
-250225,1,"US congressmen, I cant think of anyone who has it harder",brianw824,AskReddit,2011-08,"What do you feel is one of the most under-appreciated professions in the world? People who clean public restrooms, and also garbage men.",0,0.5105653405189514,TODO 0
-250226,1,Fabulous!,mihaidxn,gaming,2011-08,One of the greatest costumes I have ever seen.,0,0.8424917459487915,TODO 0
-250227,0,They even charge taxes for countries that doesnt have tax on digital distribution(Norway),martincake,gaming,2011-08,A concept I feel is lost on most publishers,0,0.8691649436950684,TODO 2
-250228,1,"Whores don't cry, they can't produce tears.",monkeyballz4evr,Israel,2011-08,"You'd cry like a a whore about anti-semitism and jew-hate if one says ""ashkenazi jews should get the hell out of Palestine"" and go back to Europe?",0,0.5700919032096863,TODO 0
-250229,1,But politicians and military personnel are employees who simply have employer provided benefits.,mmccaskill,progressive,2011-08,"It amazes me that our politicians have socialized health care and yet they are able to persuade the population that it is a bad thing for us. Our military have it, our elderly have it and some of the poor have it but it is not good enough and too expensive for the working class people to have socialized health care.",1,0.9857975840568542,TODO 3
-250230,1,Nice spin there.,Moobyghost,Conservative,2011-08,The welfare riots of Britain have leftists in denial even now,1,0.6106024384498596,TODO 3
-250231,1,Hey girl how you doin?,longerbeach,pics,2011-08,Have you ever felt like someone came into your bedroom and painted you without your knowledge? Cause I feel like that right now,0,0.6678797006607056,TODO 4
-250232,1,"Yes, because atheists are completely incapable of irrational thought.",aflamp,atheism,2011-08,"An atheist who puts stock in conspiracy theories is, to me, a hilarious creature.",1,0.9853081107139587,TODO 0
-250233,1,"Exactly, it's not like cops ever abuse their power or anything.",hazardous69,australia,2011-08,What does it matter if it is a police car? If you're not speeding or doing anything wrong then you shouldn't be concerned.,1,0.987285315990448,TODO 1
-250234,1,Maybe they have nowhere to go but up?,razzmataz,business,2011-08,What have you been smoking? I shares of HPQ went down more than five dollars a share.,1,0.6374521851539612,TODO 0
-250235,1,Let's all give this guy money!,daveyhanks,pics,2011-08,"bloodberrypie, I loved your drawing, so I colored it!",1,0.9503934383392334,TODO 4
-250236,1,"Of course it has no modern relevance, sex, violence and irony all have no place in our world.",weezer3989,reddit.com,2011-08,"Yes, it's true, most high schoolers have no clue what Shakespeare is about. Back in our AP English classes we read some and went to a few plays locally, and everyone was bored and when we did the recap most people said that it's impossible to relate to Shakespeare because the things he's talking about have no relevance in today's world.",1,0.9873433113098145,TODO 4
-250237,1,Usually trivial pursuit is so easy.,Tak_Galaman,AskReddit,2011-11,same. adds that extra challenge.,1,0.9370765686035156,TODO 0
-250238,0,Hehehe I *knew* someone would pick up on that,Torquemada1970,politics,2011-05,"LOL, trees.",0,0.7799180150032043,TODO 0
-250239,0,"Oh, your cool then.",MsgGodzilla,gaming,2010-09,"I own all the Monkey Island games, I don't deny they are awesome, just disappointed that it's on sale every day of the weekend.",1,0.8300703763961792,TODO 0
-250240,0,I love you for your monocle.,Python422,Eve,2011-06,This AMA is going to be ridiculously uninteresting.,0,0.9196332097053528,TODO 3
-250241,0,you should thank Nokia for the fact that your iPhone is even functional as a GSM phone.,specialk16,technology,2010-05,"Nokia is a patent troll in my books. In the last while they have been suing, RIM, HTC, Apple, etc.",1,0.894669771194458,TODO 0
-250242,0,Don't they still make those anymore?,JeanNaRH,reddit.com,2010-10,Does anyone remember how awesome these erasers were?,1,0.5665982961654663,TODO 0
-250243,0,Hope it burns like thermite...,CodeandOptics,Libertarian,2011-01,Protesters Set Egypt's Tax Authority on Fire,0,0.660427451133728,TODO 0
-250244,0,It's hilarious that half the responses you get to this are people calling religion completely wacko...,BarroomBard,AskReddit,2011-05,It's unfortunate the Reddit seems to believe anyone who believes in religion is a complete wacko. I just keep my mouth shut normally.,0,0.9828675985336304,TODO 2
-250245,1,"definitely needs more flames, stripes and sparkles",te_anau,motorcycles,2011-05,"I talked the seller down to $3600. It's a 2003 Suzuki GSXR600 in amazing condition with a little custom work, lowered body, mirrored windscreen, and a few other extras.",1,0.9729147553443909,TODO 3
-250246,0,Too much of his account reeks of cheap populism.,Kalium,politics,2010-01,"Flight 253 passenger Kurt Haskell: ""Today is the day that I realized that my own country is lying to me and all of my fellow Americans.""",0,0.9369786977767944,TODO 4
-250247,0,Oh it'll still be like that should we require a draft.,BinaryShadow,MensRights,2011-01,"good, about damn time. how is it fair to let men be the only ones to be sent to fight, die or lose their limbs",0,0.7347489595413208,TODO 0
-250248,0,"Multi Layer Displays already exist, but not with 100 layers.",dghughes,technology,2009-02,You are sexy when you use all those big words,0,0.9681953191757202,TODO 0
-250249,0,"Wow, I'm usually against the hivemind when I disagree with you, and now I'm against the hivemind in agreeing with you.",dclowd9901,funny,2011-05,Probably because it's stupid.,1,0.8356764316558838,TODO 0
-250250,0,It would cost the same just to buy the OEM version.,c0nv1ct,techsupport,2011-05,"Moral question for people here: Do you think it would be wrong to torrent Vista and then upgrade to Windows 7, after buying the upgrade? I'm not saying I've done this or that anyone should, just want to get some opinions on it.",0,0.7584042549133301,TODO 2
-250251,0,It says it's great to be a shareholder.,unkyduck,reddit.com,2010-02,"I stayed in the ER over night, and the bill came to $8000+. Fortunately, my insurance paid about $7900 of it. Not sure what this says about American medical insurance and service.",1,0.535738468170166,TODO 2
-250252,0,Ouch!,IrishJoe,politics,2009-02,Obama dumps Commerce pick Gregg (R). Proceeds to bitch-slap.,0,0.9629547595977783,TODO 0
-250253,0,"Has she done so already, at least in part?",officeroffkilter,politics,2010-02,Maybe she could 'wean' herself off of oxygen.,0,0.9621264338493347,TODO 0
-250254,0,Done.,jec68,technology,2011-03,Stop taxing me to subsidize the building of telecom infrastructure.,0,0.9647202491760254,TODO 0
-250255,0,I'm using that one.,acetv,AskReddit,2010-09,"Someone told me ""...and then you will need an abortion, but it will be worth it.""",0,0.9488964676856995,TODO 1
-250256,0,"there's just one thing they need to understand: israel doesn't want peace, never will.",schnuck,worldnews,2009-05,"Do go on malcontent, what must they understand about their occupiers so that they can be free?",0,0.6200448870658875,TODO 3
-250257,0,Afraid of getting a baton to the face?,testu_nagouchi,WTF,2011-04,Are you on drugs? Why would I antagonise a police officer to record his reaction for you?,0,0.7941209673881531,TODO 0
-250258,0,Because we are so free.,Mr_Zero,politics,2010-01,POLICE STATE: Why Does The United States Have Such A Huge Prison Population,1,0.9769501686096191,TODO 4
-250259,0,THIS.,EatMoreFiber,circlejerk,2011-03,a pun,0,0.7837865352630615,TODO 0
-250260,0,You people are weird.,whozurdaddy,funny,2009-03,"Remember that awesome cat? Here's a full compilation of Maru, the BEST CAT EVER!",0,0.8812472224235535,TODO 2
-250261,0,WOW,AbanoMex,gaming,2011-04,Remembering the Most Ridiculous Boss Attack in History.,0,0.8174428939819336,TODO 0
-250262,0,"non-active, but Bernie Kosar is a great color commentator, unfortunately he sounds like he is drunk in the booth.. But if you watch the Browns preseason games when he does this.. he knows his stuff and often tells you what the defense is going to do even before they do it.. There is a reason why he has the most consecutive pass attempts without an interception..",mtux96,nfl,2010-12,"IAE excited now about the possibility of Peyton Manning becoming a color commentator after he retires? What other active players would be good announcers? I'm not even really a Colts fan, but I'm already looking forward to having Peyton Manning on NFL broadcasts. He's well-spoken and obviously knows his shit.",0,0.982408344745636,TODO 2
-250263,1,Everybody knows that the economy will crash and burn unless the government manages it carefully,getfuckingreal,Economics,2011-05,Paul Ryan's roadmap to recession,1,0.9869458079338074,TODO 2
-250264,1,This is for the children after all,getfuckingreal,politics,2011-02,Wisconsin's largest school district is closed today because too many teachers called in sick to protest the union-busting attempts of the Governor.,1,0.9769758582115173,TODO 2
+249839,0,"It doesn't, but bacteria feed on the sugar, and breed, and it's the bacteria that decays teeth.",brock_lee,AskReddit,2010-12,Why does sugar decay teeth?,0,0.8549873232841492,TODO 2
+250367,1,"It's not your fault, you're Irish...",bronyraurstomp,AskReddit,2010-09,I'm Irish and I love to drink. I guess it's my fault.,1,0.9610111713409424,TODO 0
+1023,1,They'll sooner die than accept help from carpetbaggers,rdee3,politics,2016-11,"Great, so the blue states will obviously have abortion laws and proper birth control measures, while the other states don't. Red states yet again will need to be subsidized and supported since they'll have unmitigated population growth dragging things down.",0,0.8482856154441833,TODO 4
+250952,1,that's not funny...,david-me,AskReddit,2010-08,A man walks into a bar. He has an alcoholic problem and abuses his wife.,0,0.925972580909729,TODO 2
+250882,0,The troll face also doubles for everyone outside the US who has no idea what is happening here.,A-punk,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-01,8-9,0,0.9602994918823242,TODO 0
+250189,1,In some cultures explosive shits is considered a sign of virility and youth... **The More You Know...**,potatosack,self,2011-09,Also it gives me explosive shits. Thats my concern.,0,0.9501979947090148,TODO 2
+250245,1,"definitely needs more flames, stripes and sparkles",te_anau,motorcycles,2011-05,"I talked the seller down to $3600. It's a 2003 Suzuki GSXR600 in amazing condition with a little custom work, lowered body, mirrored windscreen, and a few other extras.",1,0.9729147553443908,TODO 3
+818,0,You would think dems could get behind this now that republicans control everything.,DeepThought007,Conservative,2016-12,Texas leaders call for convention to challenge federal power,1,0.6871314644813538,TODO 1
+2490,1,Why is his banana clip crooked?,rossiFan,MilitaryPorn,2016-09,Norwegian Army soldier with FN Minimi and M72,0,0.7429258823394775,TODO 0
+251538,1,"Colored people have to have hyphenated labels like Mexican-American, African-American, and Indian-American, it helps them fit in.",InCahoots,reddit.com,2010-03,"Why does the headline not say ""Joe Wong being hilarious on C-Span""? Categorizing the guy as his ethnicity instead of using his name is pretty weak.",1,0.9553177356719972,TODO 4
+249856,1,Take all my up-votes!,HedonisticRush,pics,2011-05,Kitten with a bow tie,0,0.6687251329421997,TODO 3
+1370,1,Are you sure she's not Mexican?,endlessace,JusticePorn,2016-11,2 drunks harassing Chinese waitresss get dealt with by customer! Netherlands 2016,1,0.8249861598014832,TODO 1
+442,0,Trade verified!,silverlitecoin,Pmsforsale,2016-11,I'd like the Iguanas please,0,0.9748085737228394,TODO 0
+249663,0,"Well you include CSI: Miami, too?",bdpf,reddit.com,2011-03,I hate the Miami Heat even more now,1,0.5517860054969788,TODO 0
+136,1,"Pfft, toll roads are for the side of town where people don't have the money/clout to fight against them.",cs76,Austin,2016-11,"What?? No pushing toll roads?? We better buy a lotto ticket, it's our lucky day!",1,0.9744030833244324,TODO 0
+249767,1,"Sure, bring back Bruno Brookes and Milli Vanilli, all is forgiven.",JRugman,unitedkingdom,2010-07,"I've had stuff played on John Peel too, I must admit it was a great feeling to be recognised by a legend. Radio one used to be great, it's just gone down hill since the early 90's and pop music has never been as homogenised as it is today. You could blame computers with the ability to auto-correct everything, but there is some great music out there being done on computers that doesn't sound this way. My run in with that radio plugger just put the whole thing in perspective to be honest, it's become about money, not music.",1,0.9813430905342102,TODO 1
+251136,1,The water was being used to build rockets.,mst3kcrow,worldnews,2010-03,I bet anyone $5 Israel will find a way to place blame on the Palestinians.,1,0.6960898041725159,TODO 4
+251493,0,Yet Another Clueless Rich Guy Blogging About Something He Knows Nothing About.,jo42,programming,2009-08,Mark Cuban: The Internet is about to change. Take this opportunity to learn about Web Hooks and PubSubHubBub.,0,0.5057598948478699,TODO 4
 250265,1,"He's burning in hell for his hateful doubts, just like Richard Feynman!",Mordred19,atheism,2011-05,Carl Sagan on wishful thinking,1,0.9048743844032288,TODO 0
-250266,0,In his case **Enough is too much**,NoNoLibertarians,reddit.com,2011-06,"It's funny..., I say the same thing about Ron Paul: **""Enough is Enough!!!**",0,0.7895410060882568,TODO 2
-250267,0,"glad i could help cheer you up over there, even if just a little.. :-)",jrb,videos,2011-05,"This has made my unbearably terrible weekend much, much better. Thank you.",0,0.9619289040565491,TODO 4
+2447,0,Solipsism is weird like that.,TheWarriorDude,bestof,2016-10,"What if you're all robots, and everyone older than me is just making shit up as they go along??",0,0.9301345348358154,TODO 2
+250623,1,"Well Obama did screw him, he didn't agree to all of the conservative demands.",kmeisthax,politics,2011-05,after which I had to see facebook posts from several military family members about how Obama was trying to screw them.,1,0.9440962076187134,TODO 1
+975,0,Closed captioning didn't help.,Fat_Brando,videos,2016-12,Kid's got personality and well edited. Didn't understand any of the local youth colloquialisms but that just made it all the more intriguing.,0,0.8218976259231567,TODO 1
+250449,0,I N C E P T I O N,Arbel,WTF,2011-06,"So is the WBC possibly trying to help gay people, just in an extremely roundabout way?",0,0.9483084082603456,TODO 0
+364,0,Do you dip into a matching liquor?,Pacattack57,anime_irl,2016-10,I like a nice cigar once and a while senpai. Real nice to have with some friends,0,0.9284980893135072,TODO 0
 250268,0,He's waiting for Ghost Dog.,artman,pics,2011-02,That dog is not interested in selling you ice cream.,1,0.5547986626625061,TODO 2
-250269,0,TIL the drummer for Jimi Hendrix was Mitch Mitchell.,hopscotchking,til,2011-02,"I just realized that Billy Dee Williams' name is ""William Williams"". I'd love to head the decision making process on that one.",1,0.6859406232833862,TODO 0
-250270,0,I want this shirt.,EGX,pics,2011-02,There's a few on reddit that will get this,0,0.9798897504806519,TODO 0
-250271,0,Why does everything have to be diametrically opposed?,Caraes_Naur,politics,2010-01,The Label Factor: Is Obama a Wimp or a Warrior? (would you rather have the smart wimp or the brave idiot?),0,0.702460527420044,TODO 0
-250272,0,"Well, he does have a great ass!",dezmodium,videos,2009-01,Yay! Frisbee...of Death!,0,0.5613896250724792,TODO 2
-250273,0,Or just perhaps YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING WORKING NOT DICKING AROUND ON REDDIT.,IMJGalt,reddit.com,2010-07,"Here's a fucking idea. If you can't look at whatever the fuck you like at work, save the fucking link and look at it when you get the fuck home.",0,0.8565525412559509,TODO 3
-250274,1,"That's the nice thing about fines, they are flat rate so if your going to do it then you best get your monies worth.",Bipolarruledout,worldnews,2011-04,Totally safe! Otherwise they wouldn't be doing it.,1,0.5283074378967285,TODO 2
-250275,0,"Yeah.. you don't even appear to know what a *link* is, if I were you I'd be facepalming too.",db2,atheism,2009-09,*face meets palm*,0,0.7338047623634338,TODO 0
-250276,0,"Suck it, Nazi!",harsesus,reddit.com,2010-07,"What's worse is when people throw a hissy fit when you correct them rather than say, ""Thanks. Duly noted. I won't do it again."" Instead they illiterately wax lyrical about how pompous you are in a futile attempt to hide their own ignorance. Cretins the lot of 'em.",1,0.8457537889480591,TODO 0
-250277,0,"Also: ""A Happy Death""",Magnora,AskReddit,2011-05,The Stranger by Albert Camus,0,0.8481916785240173,TODO 1
-250278,0,I'm agreeing with you that no prison time is far better than the current alternative.,acpawlek,cannabis,2010-10,What?,0,0.9759812951087952,TODO 2
-250279,0,"Or playing with friends.....""stand right there a second.""",acpawlek,gaming,2009-11,"I've watched those, and I have to wonder how much of that is ""record every game I play and take the best 10 minutes to show on YouTube.""",0,0.8966290950775146,TODO 1
-250280,0,Five Points = A Star (but does it count?),ardvarkmadman,Seattle,2010-05,Space-themed bars in seattle? I just want to leave earth behind.,1,0.7663940787315369,TODO 1
-250281,1,Look at that pollution.,matty8888,reddit.com,2011-05,Screenshot of Endeavour Space Shuttle as it was launching just minutes ago.,1,0.9191793203353882,TODO 4
-250282,0,Alfred E. Nueman,beatles910,pics,2011-04,"I was watching american idol last night for the first time, and all I could think of was Alfred P Nueman from Mad magazine when this guy came on.",0,0.6263259649276733,TODO 0
-250283,0,Shazam can help.,Antebios,videos,2010-10,What is that song? Gotta know.,0,0.8934727311134338,TODO 4
-250284,0,Keep yourself under 12 credits and you should be fine.,folderol,reddit.com,2011-06,What about the other way around?,0,0.8491248488426208,TODO 2
-250285,0,Why are we discussing quotes from revenge of the nerds?,Aerik,Physics,2011-02,"Am I mostly tiny, or mostly huge? So quarks and such are really tiny, and supernovas are really huge. Where does ""human size"" fit on that scale? In other words, if I begin at default ""human"", would I need to zoom in more to see the smallest known particle, or out more to see the largest known astronomical body?",0,0.7983753681182861,TODO 0
-250286,0,We must be friends,dallen,Music,2009-08,The Decemberists!,0,0.8800460696220398,TODO 4
-250287,0,"Why bother healing when you sleep, when if you want easy mode you can just put it on peaceful and eat a pig?",rdeluca,Minecraft,2011-04,"this sounds like a wonderful idea (and a method to implement other things such as healing when sleeping, and other things that make Minecraft ""too easy""). Upvoted. =)",1,0.8499132394790649,TODO 0
-250288,1,good to see rehabilitation in progress.,mjallday,news,2011-05,"Louis Theroux Goes To The Miami Mega-Jail --- Documentary maker steps inside brutal confines of Miami jail system where inmates unconvicted of any crime await trial, sometimes for years. They live 24 to a cell, with one shower and two toilets, fighting for snacks and all else",1,0.8014926314353943,TODO 1
-250289,0,your parents/your insane country/israel/palestine/afghanistan/osama/religious fundamentalists the world over,bitcloud,WTF,2010-02,Thank you zit-faced college person for your ill conceived chalkboard rant against your parents ethos,1,0.567097544670105,TODO 0
-250290,0,"ZOOM IN, ENHANCE!",BTMPL,gamedev,2011-05,New algorithm for 8-bit to vector conversion,0,0.8002012372016907,TODO 0
-250291,0,Its like North Korea decided to try and beat Japan in the robot way and then scrapped that and made robots out of their citizens.,greyscalehat,videos,2010-02,Hypnotizing North Korean Traffic Girl in action,0,0.5498958826065063,TODO 3
-250292,1,Maybe it'll allow me to blow up the environments too,thedeathsheep,gaming,2011-05,"Crytek: Crysis 2 DirectX 11 update will ""blow your mind"", official media update soon.",1,0.8163228034973145,TODO 0
-250293,0,"It's not I who will die, it's the world that will.",joe0185,politics,2009-11,"That's what I said to this friend of mine who is uninsured and dying of cancer. I told him: Stop being distracted from the real issues. It's like he wants the wool to be pulled over his eyes, you know? It's sad.",0,0.7119681239128113,TODO 0
-250294,0,"Just want to say good guide, and as a side note your voice is just so pleasant to listen to :P",dual-moon,leagueoflegends,2011-06,Orianna Guide and Initial Impressions,0,0.979568600654602,TODO 1
-250295,0,"Well they make licensed inserts of pornstars for Fleshlights, why not buy the complete package?",Omnicrola,pics,2010-07,You mean THE real doll factory don't you? I wonder why they don't use nearly correct (unlicensed) or correct (licensed) celebrity faces for these. or do they? They could at least let you choose a pornstar face. or even send in a face (picture)!!! (like your girlfriends sister).,1,0.893804669380188,TODO 1
-250296,0,This song always takes me back to being a kid.,Yeeaaaarrrgh,Music,2011-02,John Lennon - Watching the Wheels,0,0.9569488763809204,TODO 1
-250297,1,"In the comments, duhhhh",chiguy,politics,2011-06,Where does that article even mention tax cuts?,1,0.9023339748382568,TODO 3
-250298,1,"Yeah, she's a republican and you suffer from clarity of vision.",CodeandOptics,WTF,2010-12,"It is very easy for us to judge and complain about people who seem to cheat the system or get something for free, but imagine having nothing in life and struggling for the basics to live. When you got some money wouldn't you buy clothes or a television so that you felt good about yourself or had something to enjoy? When I was younger and worked at a supermarket people would come in with food stamps but had on $100 pair of sneakers and new clothes. Then I thought later in life, but what if that was the only clothes they had for a few months. On the other side, if she has the money and is cheating the system then well she must be a Republican.",1,0.9802046418190002,TODO 4
-250299,1,That's why I support state's rights.,tau-lepton,WTF,2011-06,Georgia's new bill would require women to file police reports when they miscarry,1,0.9524871706962585,TODO 3
-250300,0,That's so fucking metal.,storander,wikipedia,2010-12,TIL there's a black metal album that features a photo of the band's post-suicide lead singer as its cover(NSFW),0,0.7653023600578308,TODO 3
-250301,1,"Yes, fining cyclists for doing something that has no detrimental effect on others sounds like a terrific idea.",SprocketJockey,videos,2011-06,"To be honest, good.",1,0.986735463142395,TODO 2
-250302,0,God covered 70% of our planet with uninhabitable undrinkable water because he loves us!,otatop,atheism,2010-12,"This planet isn't perfect (for us) by any stretch of the imagination, there are huge swaths of uninhabitable land, not to mention the unforgiving sea.",1,0.9830106496810913,TODO 4
-250303,0,Jeans.,pmar,AskReddit,2009-11,"Hey Reddit, what is your style? What are you wearing now? Don't be shy, post a pic!",0,0.8370694518089294,TODO 0
-250304,0,the little dude abides...,wafflesid,pics,2010-07,My girlfriend was a bit concerned about a kitten. It's been sitting in the exact same spot for three days. I think the kitten is just biding its time. Here is a picture I took of it yesterday.,0,0.8972874283790588,TODO 0
-250305,0,Where did you buy that monitor stand?,MyMourningPenis,reddit.com,2011-06,How I surfe reddit.,0,0.6893689632415771,TODO 0
-250306,1,Right.,Yage2006,pics,2011-06,"Don't jump to conclusions, guys. I think he's trying to put it out.",1,0.5312874913215637,TODO 0
-250307,0,"Oh my, it's the lookofdisapprovball!",KeX3,gaming,2010-07,"This is the first time in a LONG time I have clicked an ad that said ""Click to Play"". I was not disappointed. Thanks Reddit.",0,0.9339181780815125,TODO 0
-250308,1,fucking commies,myk94901,worldnews,2011-06,Italy Overwhelmingly Says 'No' to Water Privatization,1,0.980133056640625,TODO 3
-250309,1,So... it is low E?,ArtigianoDelCorpo,fitnesscirclejerk,2011-06,It was a joke because I'm diabetic,0,0.5189715623855591,TODO 1
-250310,1,This is clearly worth its own thread.,Dubzex,starcraft,2011-06,Me on the Destiny hacker situation,1,0.8806333541870117,TODO 0
-250311,1,"Rehashing his routines over and over again was a factor in him quitting, keep it up",subgenius37,pics,2011-06,"I'M RIPPED, BEE-ATCH!",0,0.9560505151748657,TODO 0
-250312,0,"Oh I have lurked for a while I know, I just want to give some info on what he was implying.",eldestof14,IAmA,2011-06,"It will help you figure out when someone is asking you a genuine question, trolling you, or using a novelty account. Questions asked by a Troll are not questions.",0,0.9821212291717529,TODO 0
-250313,0,"Sure, you caught a fish, but Law & Order jumped the SHARK!",ammderlu,funny,2011-02,"Lmfao Man I have no clue, I don't even watch Law & Order. I posted in this thread just to have some fun and see if I could catch a fish, I caught a fish and had my laugh (dx30).",0,0.8854591250419617,TODO 1
-250314,1,"Religion, money, and celebrities.",Stargaze20,AskReddit,2011-03,How can 6 1/2 billion people live together?,0,0.6322424411773682,TODO 2
-250315,1,the partial derivative with respect to x of an expression that does not contain an x or any variables dependent on x... hmm... SO HARD!,Gemini6Ice,math,2011-03,"Just to prove you are a human, please answer the following math challenge. (mandatory)",1,0.9725869297981262,TODO 0
-250316,1,I will continue to drive my gas-guzzling V8 F-150 and pay $4 a gallon for gasoline because **I AM AN AMERICAN**.,ibrudiiv,reddit.com,2011-03,"tell that to the dc metro area. People around here are god damn face slapping morons. Traffic sucks epic balls. EPIC BALLS. But all they want are more roads, more lanes on highways and could give two shits to expanding metro. If you consider ONE rail car can take nearly 90 people that's damn near 90 cars off the road. IN ONE CAR. In an 8 car train that's nearly 500 cars off the road in one go. If every person drove a mini cooper on a three lane highway, that's still nearly a half mile of cars disappearing off the road instantly. But nooooo- god damn suburbia is too damn head up own ass to take public transit. They'd rather sit there in traffic and rage than divert road funding to public transit to make their own lives easier.",1,0.9099425077438354,TODO 0
-250317,1,:( awww...too bad it creates crazy colored fake money and not real 'Merican dollars!,genital_furbies,gaming,2011-03,The Nintendo Wallet Secret,1,0.9283115267753601,TODO 3
-250318,1,Priorities...,NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-02,"Dylan Ratigan: ""We Spent Four Times More On Clinton's Blowjob Than We Did Investigating The Financial Crisis""",0,0.5039165616035461,TODO 0
-250319,1,"Thank god, I'd rather blow Libya up and steal their oil than have to listen to any more of the commie NPR bullshit.",tendeuchen,politics,2011-03,"Today the US shot 119 Tomahawk missiles into Libya. At a cost of $575,000 Per missile the total cost is $68,425,000. Or 8.425 Million more than NPR receives in a year.",1,0.977503776550293,TODO 0
-250320,0,"I had to mouseover that like 6 times (and no, I'm not going to install some script because I'm lazy).",TheAutumnalCity,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-02,"[](/foreveralone ""Whats wrong with WoW? I have many online friends who I see and socialise with regularly, there's nothing wrong with that. Even my girlfriend, who I haven't actually seen, or heard on mic to confirm its a girl, agrees with me. We like to go on raids and do all sorts of cool shit that you just can't do in real life. I mean, slaying dragons the size of blocks of houses is AWESOME BRO. I feel like such a warrior everytime I log into WoW. People really respect me in that game, and we all have such a great time. It doesn't matter that I live in my moms basement and the lightbulb blew and I can't afford a new one so I use one candle on my desk, or that my acne has gotton worse because I don't see daylight anymore. Or that I've gained 100lbs in the last 6months. NOTHING, MATTERS, EXEPT WoW WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT"")",0,0.9116842150688171,TODO 4
-250321,1,"And they should be forced to wear a yellow crescent moon on their clothing when they go out in public, too.",IrishJoe,politics,2010-08,"75 percent of 760 AM listeners in San Diego think Muslims should register on national database .. It is no longer extreme, if referring to this particular group of people. Arbitrary compulsory registration is exactly what the Nazis did to the Jewish population of Germany.",1,0.963166356086731,TODO 2
-250322,1,"Oh, come on the World Wrestling Federation never fakes anything.",IrishJoe,energy,2009-07,The WWF report on CO2 going around in the news? It is complete garbage: they falsified the numbers,1,0.9871580004692078,TODO 0
-250323,0,Guess it really was your last trip to costo.,Digg4Died,funny,2011-01,"My Last Trip to Costco (emailed to me by my uncle) Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, Casper, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me . I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.",1,0.5820184946060181,TODO 0
-250324,1,"Don't hate too hard, it came out long and not too cool, but this is what God sent upon me and I'm proud of it!",danyukhin,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,Apple is such a great corporation,0,0.7349292635917664,TODO 0
-250325,1,I like how there are no ads on this website.,thepsionicstorm,ZenHabits,2011-04,A List of Things You Should Do Everyday. Everyday.,1,0.9639739394187927,TODO 3
-250326,1,"Nobody uses those programs anyway... Well, at the very least, the people that do don't deserve it, right?",c0nv1ct,politics,2011-04,Eliminate more government programs.,1,0.9814534187316895,TODO 2
-250327,1,Lo bueno es que el Gobierno Federal tiene claras sus prioridades.,waiv,mexico,2011-04,Gobierno Federal decomisa 18 camiones de 14 toneladas cada uno de pirateria en el Centro de Monterrey,1,0.7933570742607117,TODO 0
-250328,0,Upvote for the Devil from Iron Maiden's *Number of the Beast* album cover in the cinema.,Wolfshawk,WTF,2010-12,What scientologists really believe - major WTF batman,0,0.9592009782791138,TODO 1
-250329,1,"Coming from someone that thinks dubstep is defined by an LFO on a LPF, that's quite an insightful comment.",fripletister,dubstep,2011-01,Because he's an idiot.,1,0.925217866897583,TODO 3
-250330,0,I would completely lose my marbles if I was high on a plane.,interweb_repairman,trees,2010-09,"Oh wow, I didn't realize this would make me look like i'm high on a plane. I just saw this picture on facebook, sorry for the mislead.",0,0.8190770745277405,TODO 0
-250331,1,"Well, maybe you are a sleeping agent in the Muslim long term plan to conquest America?",fragerrard,WTF,2011-01,"I'm a Nigerian Canadian. My parents were both born in Nigeria and immigrated here to attend university. My siblings and I were all born in Canada and have clean records. You can probably imagine the problems I've been having crossing ever since a Nigerian man attempted to detonate explosive materials on a plane over Detroit last winter. My brother during one incident was so awfully harassed trying to enter the States so he could see his GRE exam location that he actually snapped on a a few border agents who later apologized for their unacceptable behaviour. I have been flagged at the border and been questioned about my place of birth, my parents origins, my intentions in the US and so on. Honestly I believe you. I don't understand how they can possibly think they're helping. I'm fucking Canadian for heavens sakes. What Canadian has attempted terrorists attacks on the US?!",1,0.9559926390647888,TODO 4
-250332,1,Post in LGBT,GeneralRobert,pics,2010-10,I've been looking for this stuff everywhere!!!,0,0.6972974538803101,TODO 0
-250333,1,I bet they like the first half.,maleman,politics,2011-01,It's an absurd conclusion to think War & Peace would be the favorite book of a Republican.,1,0.6978738307952881,TODO 2
-250334,1,"They were trying to get rid of those items, and they paid you 5 cents each to dispose of them.",maleman,funny,2010-07,"I hate shit like this, stores often have no common sense when it comes to pricing. A long time ago at my local Safeway they had mini bagels with cream cheese for 45 cents, but there was a tag under them that said 50 cents off. I got two of them and when I got the register they actually gave me 10 cents and I left. I was stunned.",1,0.7512387037277222,TODO 4
-250335,1,"Sorry but your are WRONG, everything is OK, just read reddit",SeriousDude,pics,2011-01,I had a terrible nightmare about the USA.,1,0.9857447743415833,TODO 3
-250336,0,"I sometimes wonder whether I should spend a life filled with pain, like you're about to attempt.",roodammy44,philosophy,2010-10,"Ehh do it son! I just landed myself a full time job in I.T and about to start post-graduate work in Philosophy. I figure I can do both, if not I'll bleed myself dry trying. No reason I have to choose. Academic work for me is more a hobby. Something I enjoy doing and love. The I.T stuff is career.",0,0.752694845199585,TODO 1
-250337,1,But..but..they're terrorists!,CallHimAR,worldnews,2011-01,When Hamas captured that Israeli soldier it was called kidnapping.,1,0.9864973425865173,TODO 2
-250338,1,Ummmm no silly god created them perfectly the first time.,a_few,atheism,2011-01,"If the climate is getting warmer, will farmed animals adapt? Example: Shall sheep sizzle in the summer?",1,0.9878809452056885,TODO 4
-250339,1,Right... like you have the capital to start your own applied nanotech firm,MacBelieve,pics,2011-01,oh these jobs are definitely legit...,1,0.9639469981193542,TODO 0
-250340,1,I guess when they pick up their calculator?,ninjin,PhilosophyofScience,2011-01,How is pure-math a science? At what point in writing a proof do you go out and empirically test it?,0,0.512345552444458,TODO 0
-250341,1,The communists have won!,chrisk9,politics,2011-01,Obama loosens travel restrictions to Cuba,1,0.925786018371582,TODO 0
-250342,1,Of course it's totally reasonable to believe that God came down from heaven and fucked over someone else just so you could have some textbooks while there is people dying of starvation and disease all over the world.,cjcrashoveride,pics,2011-01,Do you really think that's a justifiable reason?,1,0.9866958856582642,TODO 0
-250343,0,It's so bad.,LeakyPenny,pics,2011-01,so how was the powerglove?,0,0.6583789587020874,TODO 1
-250344,1,OP should make one of those facebook pages for this.,787seattle,pics,2011-01,One bad thing about birthdays,0,0.7327833771705627,TODO 3
-250345,1,"Also, the article ignores all Biblical evidence showing how the world was really created.",waitwutok,science,2011-01,"And additionally, there's an important distinction between _life_ being seeded on Earth (which implies that living organisms or their immediate precursors were deposited on the planet by an impact) and _chemicals that later formed important components of life_ being deposited. The article is much more clear about this distinction than the OP's headline.",0,0.954860508441925,TODO 0
-250346,1,At least we are exporting SOMETHING.,Numlocks,worldnews,2011-01,that's just a little exported freedom,1,0.8289737701416016,TODO 0
-250347,1,I take this as commentary on their corporate parent's political views.,knumbknuts,entertainment,2010-10,The sinking ship that is NBC,0,0.810234010219574,TODO 2
-250348,1,Look at the heros saving our freedom.,anus5,politics,2011-02,"U.S. strategy to bomb countries ""back to the Stone Age"" in action. 49k lbs of explosives wipe small village off the map.",1,0.9852312803268433,TODO 2
-250349,1,"Yeah, I can't believe we're still talking about *Debian*.",thephotoman,linux,2011-02,"Hell, *10* years is a really long time for software.",1,0.9758668541908264,TODO 3
-250350,1,"Like she needs to eat cake, with her fat ass.",Jesus_Harold_Christ,funny,2011-02,cant we just be happy that paris didnt get to eat her cake and leave it at that?,1,0.7808548212051392,TODO 4
-250351,0,Sri Lanka,spoiled11,reddit.com,2009-03,SL cricket team attacked by terrorists in Pakistan. 5 wounded.,0,0.6664388179779053,TODO 0
-250352,1,"I'm sure with a name like ditka354, there's absolutely no chance that you're a bitter Bears fan.",aliengoods1,sports,2011-02,"Gambling would definitely be number 1. Throw 20 Euro down on the game (on the Steelers. I dont see the Packers standing a chance). This will give him a side to cheer for. Games are way more exciting when you choose a side. Give him a little backstory. Let him know who the star players to watch out for are (troy polamalu, mike bradley, greg jennings, clay matthews) Tell him why everyone hates Ben Rapelisberger, and how the packers suck and everyone loves the bears.",1,0.9790864586830139,TODO 1
-250353,1,"Well, at least we're forced to buy insurance now, so that's nice.",aliengoods1,Economics,2009-12,"""Did you get that? You can still be bankrupted in America by medical costs even after this bill passes. No other major developed country allows this.""",1,0.9459143877029419,TODO 3
-250354,1,I saw a lot of bullets coming this guys way,bobedwards,gaming,2010-11,I had no idea Halo could be this fast paced,1,0.6961085796356201,TODO 4
-250355,1,Because that was totally not shopped from the beginning!,TheAngrySpanker,funny,2010-11,Probably not doing it right,1,0.986873209476471,TODO 0
-250356,1,The first Uppity President of the United States?,BZenMojo,Libertarian,2010-11,American Narcissus- President Obama and his sense of self,1,0.8574243783950806,TODO 4
-250357,1,"And the simplicity of screenshotting, cropping, uploading, and submitting exists as well.",byttle,funny,2010-11,The permalink option exists for a reason.,0,0.793976366519928,TODO 0
-250358,1,"Yeah, remember the good old days when we could just burn their houses down?",STUN_Runner,AskReddit,2010-11,What a sad statement on the current condition of the planet. A hetero male has to second guess himself on how to react to homosexual advances? This is nuts.,1,0.986741840839386,TODO 1
-250359,1,"Great, another place to get the same old public domain books.",necuz,books,2010-12,Google Announcing Google eBooks!,1,0.8886745572090149,TODO 2
-250360,1,"Because certainly the only unbiased and neutral source would be Al-Manar, the Hizz media arm, right?",foopirata,Israel,2010-12,What does that have to do with it? I am talking about the Israeli army.,1,0.9871116280555725,TODO 2
-250361,1,"just think, the books in the landfill are sequestering carbon",willcode4beer,technology,2010-12,"Citizen, failure to assisst in the efficient use of manufactured landfill, failure to support the trinket trickle down economy. Anti-Citizen status, accepted.",1,0.941319465637207,TODO 2
-250362,1,Because It wouldn't be expensive if it wasn't the best right?,Sfork,AskReddit,2010-12,"How did your boss get his balls SO fucking big that he can charge that much for snake oil and the more important part, ACTUALLY GET PEOPLE TO PAY IT?",1,0.9702165722846985,TODO 1
-250363,1,...because Marines have to be tough and love no one.,electricfoxx,lgbt,2010-12,"Marine Corps Chief: ""distraction"" of gays could result in Marines being maimed",1,0.9867318272590637,TODO 3
-250364,1,THE BIBLE.,LimpyDan,AskReddit,2010-12,"Reddit, what's your favorite NON-fiction book?",1,0.7978851199150085,TODO 0
-250365,1,"But obviously she was a great threat to society, being a prostitute and all.",iltat_work,offbeat,2010-09,How this inmate died really ticks me off,1,0.9870376586914062,TODO 2
-250366,1,"It's a good thing drugs are illegal, or bad things might happen!",greenwizard,worldnews,2010-09,'I would sit there wondering how people could be that bad',1,0.9847627282142639,TODO 1
-250367,1,"It's not your fault, you're Irish...",bronyraurstomp,AskReddit,2010-09,I'm Irish and I love to drink. I guess it's my fault.,1,0.9610111713409424,TODO 0
-250368,0,You're probably thinking of aluminum tape,hungryhungryhippo,geek,2010-09,Isnt there a certain tape that looks like duct tape but 10 times more awesome? i remember reading that it is so good even airliners use it as a temporary fix.,0,0.6729733347892761,TODO 0
-250369,1,Who's that blonde chick on the cover?,Starscream918,MW2,2010-09,"By request, a thread with some substance...",1,0.7224472761154175,TODO 0
-250370,1,It's nice to see the tea party isn't a bunch of racists.,astrofizix,tea_party,2010-10,Right now millions of government employees are using your money to figure out ways to enforce the belief that being with your own is unnatural.,1,0.9850864410400391,TODO 3
-250371,1,Because men are icky and have cooties,liveart,gaming,2010-10,"I don't know why you got downvoted- it's true. When a man posts a picture of something on Reddit and includes himself in the pic, it's like talking to a stranger in the men's room. YOU. JUST. DON'T. DO. IT.",1,0.9824956655502319,TODO 2
-250372,0,Start a hedge fund and target charities?,pwner,pics,2009-08,Do they still do that sub-prime thing? Because I think I can totally afford the payments on this...just ignore my credit score and current income.,0,0.9037954211235046,TODO 0
-250373,0,Nice try Mr.Unemployed.,MDoubleM,AskReddit,2010-07,"I think it would be equally, or more, interesting to find out what are the _best_ resumes/CVs that people have seen.",0,0.5904507637023926,TODO 3
-250374,0,Wanking chamber,Wilshire3030,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-07,Wash chamber,0,0.8834322690963745,TODO 0
-250375,0,Offer not valid in Tennessee.,Taughtology,reddit.com,2009-12,"Disclaimer: bacon narwhal internets can only be exchanged for material goods in the secret cookie shop of reddit, who's URL can only be found by those who aren't looking for it and changes by the minute.",0,0.8877911567687988,TODO 0
-250376,1,suck up,mintyice,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-07,"Hey, not all of us flipped out. I think Reddit Gold was a great idea.",1,0.7855737805366516,TODO 0
-250377,1,dir,ezraallan,pics,2010-07,you realize that at the command line I could easily find these. Just set it to copy all files in the folders recursively to a given directory.,1,0.6694422960281372,TODO 0
-250378,1,should have added the,chriswastaken,Physics,2010-08,Whoosh? ...or in on it?,1,0.9896563291549683,TODO 0
-250379,1,Because promisc mode SUCKS!,neoice,netsec,2010-08,... why?,1,0.8317782282829285,TODO 0
-250380,1,"But you could have changed him, made him better...",HarshBagel,AskReddit,2011-07,"When everyone hit puberty and started getting ""girlfriends and boyfriends"" (I say that lightly because we were all so young and didn't really do anything but hang out) I was interested in befriending this little blonde boy in art class. He ended up bullying me with a bunch of other kids because I was quite the ugly duckling, however at the end of the year, he asked me out and when I declined, he made my life hell by recruiting other kids to harass/physically harm me. I'm now 24 and married and going to college while blondie is addicted to drugs, a self-proclaimed ""redneck"" and hooking up with questionable barfly women. (Y'know, the kind that you feel dirty just looking at.) Yeah, dodged a bullet there....",1,0.9509984254837036,TODO 2
-250381,0,One of the main reasons I am against religious schoolin'.,bananamania,AskReddit,2011-07,"When told by his Catholic teacher that evil exists in the world because God gave us free will, my brother put this question to her. ""If God's all-powerful, all-knowing and all-loving, why couldn't He give us free will without the evil?"" She looked at him for a bit, then told him to get out of the classroom for asking stupid questions. Turns out his question was essentially the Problem of Evil, one of the greatest areas of theological discussion there is. Far from a 'stupid question'. **tl;dr** Brother pwned teacher with reason.",0,0.9656509757041931,TODO 0
-250382,1,should have shot him or strung him up from a tree just in case,punkfunkymonkey,WTF,2011-07,well he could've been a pedophile the womand did the right think imo better safe then sry,1,0.8190118074417114,TODO 2
-250383,1,TIL that banks only lend out money to fund new business from deposits of the ultra wealthy.,FlimFlamStan,politics,2011-08,"Matt - Your money managers are probably either directly or indirectly funding new small businesses you fucking retard. Money is never stashed under a mattress people. Even if it's in non-interest bearing accounts in a bank, it's still being used. Nobody on this site ever talks about the negative impacts of raising taxes on the successful are. Nobody considers the behavioral changes and how fucking up the incentive system undoubtedly has negative long term impacts. To understand why the rich are getting richer and the middle class is stagnating, you need to understand value based on scarcity of skills. Lebron James is paid millions of dollars because there are few or no equivalent alternatives to Lebron James. I face-roll every time someone on this site tries to make an argument that a CEO doesn't deserve 100x the salary because he doesn't work 100x as much as the receptionist. Republicans are about preserving the incentive system. They stand for something much greater than just ""protecting the wealthy"". They are trying to protect the idea that ""you reap what you sow"" which is at the core of what has made this country an economic powerhouse.",1,0.8541584610939026,TODO 0
-250384,1,lol Gamebattles Elitist I hope one day we are gracefully able to enter your prestiged website and bask in your glory.,mrm3x1can,codbo,2011-08,"That was me accepting with conditions, That is not a dodge. Let me know when you all are on GB and winning. I would very much like the free points from farming you and your Pub Star friends.",1,0.9161149263381958,TODO 0
-250385,1,It's all so white; just like God's plan.,duckandcover,reddit.com,2011-08,Come with us to the forest Joesph Smith. I swear it's totally not gay.,1,0.9878250360488892,TODO 1
-250386,1,"You're right, Moar hardcore games on casual gaming platforms, I demands it",thebluemonkey,gaming,2011-08,"Where are all the hardcore games for iPad? I mean, I know my iPad is more powerful than the first COUPLE generations of consoles. Why aren't they importing libraries of games for smartphones and tablets now? They won't all work that well because the lack of controllers, but I keep thinking about playing stuff like Final Fantasy VI on my iPad when I'm bored, and I can't think for the life of me why the hell they don't do that. Or at least make some old school RPGs, stuff with point and click, menu selection. That can't be that hard to program for the iPad. The only real game I bought for the iPad is Infinity Blade, which would probably be better on the iPhone or Touch, since you have to swipe your finger so much on it and its designed to use your thumbs on corner 'buttons'. I don't get it. The iPad app store is full of crap little games for people who liked Farmville, and very little that interests me, a pretty hardcore gamer. I also think the demographics overlap between iPad owners and hardcore gamers. This casual gaming crap annoys the hell out of me. I paid hundreds of dollars for an advanced tablet computer, and the only game I play frequently on it is freaking SCRABBLE. The hell?",1,0.9850355386734009,TODO 0
-250387,1,I blame Bush,knumbknuts,news,2011-08,Gallup: Obama job rating sinks below 40% for first time,1,0.939597487449646,TODO 0
-250388,1,That's the most original idea ever!,Indigoh,Minecraft,2011-08,"actually this gives me an idea, the endermen could behave like weeping angles from Doctor Who, they freeze when you look at them and move pretty quick when you dont. it would make for some creepy as heck encounters, as being all black when you look in their direction they would be stationary, and at night much harder to spot.",1,0.9840627908706665,TODO 1
-250389,1,lol im 12 and this is funny.,Manalore,AskReddit,2011-08,Especially 69.,1,0.920486330986023,TODO 2
-250390,1,"Wow, they surely acted like real men.",alatare,funny,2011-08,What's shaking?,1,0.9865434765815735,TODO 3
-250391,1,"Well, this guys actions were clearly horrible and evil because they were rooted in Christian faith and Christianity produces nothing but horrible evil, right guys?",Brad3000,history,2011-08,"Shocking photo created a hero, but not to his family. (TrueReddit x-post)",1,0.9871066212654114,TODO 2
-250392,1,"Yes, because isolationism worked sooooo well for us in the past.",BluegrassGeek,politics,2011-08,"Its time for america to focus soley inward, starting with our flawed political and judicial system and moving through our educational and tax systems. Everything must change in order to restore the value to our dollar, and faith to our citizens in our countries stability and leadership.",1,0.9870848059654236,TODO 1
-250393,1,I'm glad Politico is going to the experts on this.,Down-Syndrome-Danny-,politics,2011-08,Barack Obama's Gun Control Is 'Under the Radar' - By Chuck Norris,1,0.9822438359260559,TODO 2
-250394,0,Good thing you have a lot of time to plan.,hearforthepuns,hockey,2010-10,"Should the day some the Leafs win the cup, I will mercilessly troll HFboards. And that day will be glorious.",1,0.8890882134437561,TODO 1
-250395,0,"well if we shouldn't do it here, we shouldn't do it in school or employment.",CodeandOptics,politics,2011-06,"reddit is used by real people, if we don't have real equality in our society and within our hearts, why should reddit be any different ?",1,0.9763228893280029,TODO 3
-250396,0,Perhaps it COULD work with a mixture of CMYK inks and a conversion of the RGB scan.,CodeandOptics,pics,2011-03,Exact color of a leaf? BAM! Exact color of an apple? FUCK YEA!,0,0.9395555853843689,TODO 1
+249467,0,Freud would have loved this.,scottklarr,videos,2010-08,I'm pretty sure this prank would mess me up for life,1,0.631452202796936,TODO 3
+249414,1,by being on their 'hit-list'.........,levelate,MensRights,2011-07,In what way are we intimidating you?,1,0.5316251516342163,TODO 1
+251509,1,"Yeah, I am sure that was an accident.",skydivingdutch,WTF,2009-11,Man accidently ejects himself from plane.,1,0.9870476722717284,TODO 1
+790,0,BOYCOTT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA,Penguinsoccer,The_Donald,2016-11,YFW you realize America has been saved,1,0.631136953830719,TODO 2
+251430,1,"Sweet opinion ... Oh and thanks for helping your arguments by adding another tired old meme by saying it's ""shopped""",Greedfeed,conspiracy,2009-06,"So I just watched ""The Hangover"" and I have one thing to say: Fuck hollywood and its fascist tazer humor. Oh, and fuck the whole concept of Las Vegas. It's old meme, and it's totally shopped.",1,0.8347472548484802,TODO 2
+2487,1,"Agreed, it's unfair to the ""moderate rebels"" being paid by the US, like the ones that beheaded that 10 year old on video, to lump them in with ISIS.",kaerfasiyrallih,conspiracy,2016-09,Syria think that all rebels are ISIS.,1,0.947624146938324,TODO 1
+1416,0,"Cool story, bro",habituallysuspect,hockey,2016-11,He faced over one hundred shots in a game.,0,0.698582649230957,TODO 3
+249211,1,"In their defense, there's no way they could've known that being completely reckless and crashing the economy would result in lower tax revenue.",HotRodLincoln,pics,2011-09,Damn Wall Street!,1,0.9857895970344543,TODO 2
+991,1,"Ignore it, everything is fine",thestickystickman,worldnews,2016-11,Alright. what's your solution?,1,0.7529676556587219,TODO 2
+249975,1,So did NZ exist before LOTR?,Digg4Died,funny,2010-10,That's actually how everyone views New Zealand.,1,0.5405202507972717,TODO 0
+1866,1,If they actually do a NZ exclusive they might as well do a moon exclusive when they are at it like lunatone,ALeX850,TheSilphRoad,2016-12,"Can anyone think of a Pokemon that could be exclusive to NZ? I looked at them and nothing seems to fit. At the moment, the only thing exclusive we have is exclusion, which is a shame, since it always feels like it costs more to travel places from here, than from anywhere else in the world.",1,0.6916906237602234,TODO 0
+478,0,Gz on arang!,futoohell,summonerswar,2016-11,I can't believe this happened...literally,0,0.950508713722229,TODO 0
+249553,0,It has since learned (and learned well) -- I just tried rhythm and as soon as it got the R it figured out the rest of the letters one by one.,skazzleprop,technology,2009-01,I knew it would pick all vowels first. So I went with Rhythm and it got only one letter before losing.,0,0.8793613910675049,TODO 1
+250787,1,Like vaccines?,General_Mayhem,science,2011-07,Stanford twin study suggests non-genetic factors play surprisingly large role in determining autism,1,0.9653745889663696,TODO 0
+249813,1,"Yes they are, just like the US is the fault of every problem in the world these days.",Solkre,politics,2011-07,"Apparently, terrorism is only terrorism if committed by a Muslim. Otherwise, it's extremism.",1,0.986987829208374,TODO 0
+924,0,Have you tried sticking something in it?,CharChar12,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,"I'm browsing on an iPhone 6s Plus, which holds great charge and does everything I need to. It does have this weird hole at the bottom though, think it's for headphones, not sure, I've never used it.",1,0.7462786436080933,TODO 0
+249762,0,"[](/ok ""Big vagina."")",jkh77,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-10,"i was with a girl who was guilty of the same. she always wanted to talk about my fucking childhood or some shit, or try and explain to me why she was so fucked in the head. fuckin great sex though. she was into yoga and had a gap bigger than the mall of america.",0,0.6457390189170837,TODO 0
+249403,1,"....that's the machine that makes those 3D pictures, right?",JonAudette,AskReddit,2011-10,"And I've met a guy who had to ask exactly ""what"" the Holocaust was. The depths of ignorance you can find is amazing sometimes...",1,0.9099536538124084,TODO 0
+946,1,your looking pretty strong though,TheWakaWakaMan,rugbyunion,2016-11,It's because the boks are Shit right now.,0,0.6161177158355713,TODO 1
+250612,0,The launch was delayed until tomorrow after problems with a battery.,HyperSpaz,space,2010-09,It's over. Any youtube links?,1,0.5483822822570801,TODO 0
+1928,1,"If only Brees had played big blue instead of Montana, the niners would have another ring.",CrannisBerrytheon,nfl,2016-12,Wow. Downvoted for saying that two defenses that won super bowls are not easy to shred. WHAT A CONTROVERSIAL OPINION. Sometimes the level of circlejerking going on in this subreddit makes it hard to keep coming back.,1,0.8717173933982849,TODO 3
+622,0,You guys wonder why chivalry's community is dead.,robbielarte,ChivalryGame,2016-11,"go to ur customization.ini file and delete it along with deleteing the local content of the game on steam. this will trick ur game into thinking uve hacked it and give u the option to customize cross team. however, theres one catch: stay small u fucken retard loser ahahahah",1,0.901327669620514,TODO 0
+250055,1,"Nah, *dubstep* is where it's at.",rockerode,Music,2011-08,"Hey guys, anyone else like Sublime?",1,0.9378607273101808,TODO 0
+249755,1,"My appy polly loggies for not following up my ""0 time pad"" with a",HotelCoralEssex,netsec,2010-12,"Encryption isn't really valuable if you can't retrieve the data back... I'm not sure wiping a drive and shooting it is ""encrypting"".",1,0.990452527999878,TODO 4
+251552,1,"Seriously, all that gyrating tits and ass... just made me cringe.",Tronus,entertainment,2009-12,"Yeah, the Fly girls were the worse part of the show.",1,0.6711684465408325,TODO 0
+2016,0,"Bullshit Passage Huntsman's Red Phantom JACKASS ^^seriously ^^^fuck ^^^^this ^^^^^guy ^^^^^^motherfucker Shh, Just Listen to the Calming Music Frozen Meiskirts",xRizux,DarkSouls2,2016-09,Area nicknames? What are your nicknames for areas? Nippon Keep Huntsman's Corpse Free Titanite Chunks Shrine of Bullshit Old Iron Weeb Memory,0,0.5372527837753296,TODO 2
+250678,1,BUT THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH WANTS TO PICKET A FURNERAL IN *MY* HOME TOWN SO I WANT AN EXCEPTION TO BE MADE BECAUSE THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL,noreallyimthepope,Libertarian,2011-02,"""Freedom of speech is not meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you agree with. It's not even meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you disagree with. It's meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you despise.""",1,0.9817118644714355,TODO 3
+241,0,7-11 is shit compared to wawa or QuikTrip,OscarPistachios,AskReddit,2016-09,bro. you havent lived until you enter the wonderland that is 7-11 when youre high as fuck. lmao,0,0.9381510615348816,TODO 2
+687,0,Haha sorry that sounded brutally harsh... hope you guys can figure it out soon!,you-asshat,hockey,2016-10,"Oh, i agree completely",0,0.9812808632850648,TODO 4
+1268,1,Freddy Fazbear?,RandomRedditor44,todayilearned,2016-12,"TIL Peter Jackson wrote a script for Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. In his version, Freddy had become so weak in the dream world that teenagers would take sleeping pills to go into the Dream World and mess with him.",0,0.6247116327285767,TODO 0
+1205,0,"Good pulls, that's a funny joke I got a Kante in them though so I guess I can't complain :P",JaysFan26,FIFA,2016-10,"Packs yielded, must have got some good drops",0,0.9702150225639344,TODO 0
+249720,1,"They will get all ""boot Strappy.""",BadInPublic,uspolitics,2011-05,Self: Wondering what the people that were affected by the horrible Tornadoes are going to do with government having limiting funds?,1,0.7132086753845215,TODO 0
+250739,0,there you go,howardRoark36,Anarcho_Capitalism,2011-09,"Now I can attend Freedom meetups and participate more in local agorism. So I feel better about that. I think I am going to start volunteering over at the Fernbank science center too. Perhaps fill my trunk with sandwiches and instant hot coffee drinks and help those homeless poor souls when winter hits. But still, I feel like I lost.",0,0.895723283290863,TODO 0
+1885,1,pretty sure he forgot his,thetexan92,worldnews,2016-12,dude wtf?,1,0.9896180033683776,TODO 1
+249156,1,DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY PRECIOUS DOGCHILD SPARKLES HAS ATTACHMENT ISSUES AND HER THERAPIST SAYS IT IS NORMAL FOR HER TO EXPRESS HERSELF THAT WAY THIS IS AMERICA DON'T LIKE MY FREEDOM TO RAISE MY COMPANION ANIMALS LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEN YOU CAN GO LIVE SOMEWHER ELSE XXX~~~XXX~~~EVERY DAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD~~~XXX~~~XXX OOO~~~OOO~~~THAT'S WHY TODAY IS THE PRESENT~~~OOO~~~OOO,THE_PROMISE,reddit.com,2010-07,Stop Dog Biting,1,0.9777122735977172,TODO 2
+1562,1,nsfw this,godzilla813105,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-12,rip fuxy,1,0.7212939858436584,TODO 0
+250587,0,Even better is when they tell you it's your responsibility to provide your own writing implements.,Colecoman1982,pics,2011-06,"Yes. That, and when they tell you they have only blue pens, not black pens, and maybe next month.",0,0.8232733607292175,TODO 0
+455,0,"Immune has such a small health amount, it will done in a shot or 2",MrReey,thedivision,2016-10,"Walk out of the checkpoint, throw down an immunizer support station and kill the firecrest person because that build is garbage if they can't light you on fire.",1,0.6088538765907288,TODO 0
+250803,0,you might be right- damn,_Woodrow_,lost,2010-05,"I thought that when he was wiping his knife, but I just re-watched the whole episode, and I am thinking that he wiped his knife from Zoe's throat blood only.",0,0.9267079830169678,TODO 2
+249844,0,"Well, he was our ally, just like Saddam...",NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-02,"The plot thickens: Libya's ruling family tried to coerce billions of dollars from Libyan and foreign oil companies, and its leader Muammar Gaddafi exhorted the United States to sow division in Saudi Arabia, leaked American diplomatic cables reveal.",1,0.9404005408287048,TODO 0
+1864,0,Wayrest Castle.,Wraith95,elderscrollsonline,2016-12,"Where is High King Emeric?? - New Life Festival So for the quest Mud Ball Merriment, there is an achievement titled Mud Ball Miscreant and it requires that you pelt each alliance leader with mud balls. I have found the other two but I haven't done any of the Daggerfall quest line and can't figure out where to find Emeric. I know I had to have seen him at one point. Can someone tell me where he is if you haven't interacted previously? I would like to be able to snag all of the achievements for the Festival.",0,0.8098822236061096,TODO 0
+1153,1,"My mistake, I forgot voter purges are only a bad thing when it only gets your candidate of choice.",givesomefucks,politics,2016-11,"No, but nice try",1,0.9866785407066344,TODO 1
+251409,1,Well that makes me want to vote for them.,borez,ukpolitics,2010-04,"UKIP poster launch: ""Sod The Lot"" is a step up from ""Get Lost We're Full""",1,0.9623011350631714,TODO 3
+2048,0,Look... Look with your special eyes,thedupuisner,PublicFreakout,2016-12,"It's a park. Just because you skate there doesn't make it a skate park. Those were planters and concrete benches. Ever seen a skate park with trees in it? No. Because it's not a skate park. Also, no ramps or rails. There was a handrail in the background, and it was probably a legit handrail for people to grab when they're climbing stairs. Definitely no ramps though so I'm not sure what you're talking about with that point.",1,0.5852246880531311,TODO 4
+1825,0,The ring came off my pudding can,C_Robicus,AbandonedPorn,2016-12,Not on your life my Hindu friend!,0,0.9178678393363952,TODO 0
+145,0,Doa called it after their first game in LCK,FuryII,leagueoflegends,2016-10,The True Prophet: Prediction made after week 1 of LCK Spring,0,0.666771411895752,TODO 0
+305,0,I would buy something like this.,hsizeoj,pics,2016-11,"Reddit, I Learned the Bob Ross Way From TV And Have Developed My Own Style, Do I Have A Chance?",0,0.975162148475647,TODO 0
+1484,0,wtf,oskarstenlund,mechanicalpencils,2016-12,"I bought rOtring 600 pencil and I pushed a bit too far, how do I pull the lead back into the pencil? I'm not very smart and familiar with mechanical pencils... I couldn't find a way. Is that impossible? Do people use a scissor to snip off to make lead length ideal?",0,0.9742815494537354,TODO 0
+1141,0,Random white walker confirmed,XTCGeneration,MMA,2016-12,Hopefully not a speaking role,1,0.8665138483047485,TODO 1
 250397,0,Damnit Marge.,blaid,AskReddit,2011-08,"""'Copyright 1969'. Hmm, determined or not, that cat is long dead. That's kind of a downer.""",0,0.8986244201660156,TODO 0
-250398,0,That is NOT attractive at all.,NoSalt,WTF,2011-01,Doing something... with her tongue,0,0.9237070679664612,TODO 0
-250399,0,Loosen your tin foil hat buddy....,cheney_healthcare,trees,2011-03,"Ron Paul is full of shit and if president who do NOTHING different than any other scumbag that has been ""installed"" in that position. You guys are kidding yourselves. All politicians are fucking LIARS.",0,0.792336642742157,TODO 0
-250400,0,Maelstrom is in Cata.,organic,wow,2010-10,"I've actually put some thought into this before. Here's my logic: There are seven types of damage in WoW: Physical, Shadow, Frost, Fire, Nature, Air, Holy. There have been four flavors of WoW that have come out, each corresponding to one of these damage types: Vanilla (Physical, for the physical world of Azeroth), BC (Shadow, because of the heavy demonic presence in Outlands), WotLK (Frost, because dur, it's the Lich King), and Cataclysm (Fire, because from what I understand it plays a heavy part in the expansion). This leaves three damage types left: Nature, Air, and Unholy. We also have 15 levels left until 100, and it looks like Blizzard is doing a trend toward 5-level increments on new expansions. I remember reading an article quite some time ago stating that Blizzard wanted to eventually run WoW up to 100 levels. For Nature: Emerald Dream. For Air: Maelstrom. For Holy: Fight Sargeras. Sargeras is the Satan of WoW, and they've pretty much indicated that he'll be the final ""real"" boss. Sargeras was one of the original titans until he was turned to the dark side. I could also see the space-titans coming back to unmake Azeroth because it had become so corrupt, and having to fight the very gods themselves. Anyway, that's my 2c.",0,0.7668910622596741,TODO 0
-250401,0,Ignoring Mohandas Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr.,tau-lepton,politics,2010-08,"No civil war, just rich people being ""enlightened"" and sent on their way to a more ""enlightened"" place. Which, historically, is the only thing that has ever changed the world for the better.",0,0.6687950491905212,TODO 0
-250402,0,I wouldn't say that...this is the first year in a while that the home kit is atrocious...last few years have been great.,Rouhani_9,soccer,2011-08,dayum those barca shirts are becoming shittier by the seasons.,0,0.9769735932350159,TODO 4
-250403,0,"something always pops into my head when I see Brock, Is he Blind?",redditFTW1,pokemon,2011-03,The many faces of Brock...,0,0.6947718262672424,TODO 3
-250404,0,"Mmmmm, Curds, the most deliciously cheesy ethnic minority.",Czech_Hedgehog,AskReddit,2011-05,"My point is that yeah: The holocaust was a crime and so was the use of nerve gas against the Curds in Halabja etc... But you know..... ""Crimes"". Something you and your buddies could do if you set your mind to it. And don't say ""use sarin against curds"".",0,0.6537450551986694,TODO 0
-250405,0,"check the comments other people left on the page you got it from, the answer is probably there",elshizzo,torrents,2009-12,"I never had a password to begin with...I just got this straight from ISO Hunt, and it doesn't tell me my password is bad when it keeps knocking off progress...",0,0.9813589453697205,TODO 3
-250406,0,"A little over 528 gallons, or 12.5 barrels.",oditogre,funny,2010-10,"I know someone who, when setting up the fuel truck to be filled, set the filler computer thing to 22,000L when the truck's capacity was 20,000L. Then he walked away. I might be wrong about the capacity numbers but I know there was 2000L spilled. Fun.",0,0.8002762794494629,TODO 1
-250407,0,Especially when those shifts are 6 hrs long!,Jalisciense,IAmA,2009-12,"My thoughts exactly! It's an immensely rewarding and educational job. You drink wines you could never afford and when that one customer per night tells you that you're fantastic and that their dinner was win, it's a very nice feeling. I often find myself blushing (a rarity). As far as income, I find I'm pulling in about $50,000 - $60,000 annually, including tips. A decent living for four to five nights a week.",0,0.7845777273178101,TODO 4
-250408,0,"You know what YoDuh meant, smartass.",NBegovich,funny,2010-04,Even if it has uses in other situations?,1,0.7818205952644348,TODO 2
-250409,1,Stupid atheists stealing the bible to prevent us from getting our great lord's work out.,poo-poo,todayilearned,2011-05,TIL the most shoplifted book in the world is the Bible. So much for the Ten Commandments!,1,0.9873384237289429,TODO 2
-250410,1,I suppose they have to keep their divorce options open also.,Neurojazz,todayilearned,2011-05,"TIL that abortion is permissible in Islam before the fourth month of pregnancy, because that is when the soul is believed to have developed.",1,0.7150349020957947,TODO 2
-250411,1,its great that we need a little footnote in there: ps its not just them moslimanian wackos,merik42,politics,2011-05,"Small armies of volunteers now walk the streets of US cities, part of a movement whose leaders have written extensively about their belief that it is necessary to burn books and art, and other objects they consider blasphemous and idolatrous. The movement is not Muslim. It is Christian.",1,0.7046638131141663,TODO 2
-250412,0,I also wonder why they adopted the religion of their masters which permitted them to be enslaved.,wingnut21,pics,2011-03,"As a non-American, I'm left wondering why blacks didn't all move north, both when the emancipation proclamation was first declared, and immediately after the war, when the north was all for freedom, and the south still wanted slavery. I have to admit that my knowledge of the American Civil war is based wholly off Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.",1,0.8476898074150085,TODO 2
-250413,0,Exceptional.,deepthot42,gaming,2011-01,Zelda II: The Adventure of Link,0,0.8083935976028442,TODO 0
-250414,1,For all those pot smokers duh!,jerry_d71,ottawa,2011-05,"Crime keeps going down, but we need more prisons!",1,0.9876883625984192,TODO 3
-250415,0,you're right...muslims never blaspheme the way christians do.,werealldoodshey,videos,2011-06,Allahu akbar is used differently.,1,0.9872846007347107,TODO 3
-250416,0,Like birth but worse.,AtomicDog1471,AskReddit,2010-03,"Guys of reddit: What does it feel like to be kicked in the nuts? so...what's it like? I don't have nuts but I remember guys in highschool, laying all over the place, especially during dodgeball when this would happen... So yea please amuse me with your best definition!",0,0.7118641138076782,TODO 1
-250417,0,Soda comes in liters and that is fucking enough.,Lurking_Grue,AskReddit,2011-02,"Why won't America go metric? Seriously, as a non-American I have always wondered. Is there an 'anti-metric' league? Is someone making money out of staying the old way? Or is it just as grampa Simpson suggested; ""the metric system is the tool of the devil""?",0,0.7243295907974243,TODO 3
-250418,0,I will be really interested to see this marker in a couple of months after you beat the hell out of it in the woods :),JagoDago,paintball,2011-05,Getting back into the game and thought I'd give my second-hand 98C a facelift. What do you think?,0,0.7876646518707275,TODO 0
-250419,0,This is much like a police investigation clearing a crooked cop.,IMJGalt,environment,2010-07,'Climategate' review clears scientists of dishonesty,0,0.8961367607116699,TODO 3
-250420,0,"Now how will I know how ""terrified"" to be?",digger_ex_pat,news,2011-01,No more color-coded terror warnings: Homeland Security Dept. plans to scrap color-coded terror warnings.,1,0.9097649455070496,TODO 0
-250421,0,"They wouldn't exist there if the American people had the good character to examine the facts and do the right thing, but instead we let right wing fears set our agenda again and again.",thinkB4Uact,politics,2010-07,"Obama's Drug War: $1.7B Worth Of Pot Seized In Calif Sweep - ""Tremendous devastation has been done and continues to be done by these industrial-sized grows,"" said Gil Kerlikowske, who directs the White House's Office of National Drug Control Policy and was in Fresno on Thursday to support the raid.",0,0.8625491857528687,TODO 2
-250422,1,Ineffability.,Xenologer,DebateAChristian,2011-05,"Why does God get credit but never blame? Listening to the radio today, the host talked about how it was a miracle from God that a man lived after being thrown 150 feet during the tornado in Alabama. Even though his girlfriend was standing beside him and was killed. So God gets credit for saving the man, but no blame for killing the woman? Or even for the tornado?",0,0.727782666683197,TODO 0
-250423,0,Well hopefully in a way that I like.,aywwts4,funny,2010-11,and how does one cut it?,0,0.9071445465087891,TODO 3
-250424,0,"Again, you don't get to define reality based on your political bais.",crackduck,politics,2010-09,"You can call it nonsense all you want. It's called reality. Whether you believe in it or not, it's the way the system works.",0,0.9651849865913391,TODO 2
-250425,0,Duh.,AmidTheSnow,politics,2010-03,Is The Coffee Party Shilling For The DNC?,1,0.5611773729324341,TODO 0
-250426,0,He did.,Bobsutan,pics,2011-06,"Didn't watch the video, but I'm imagining he held his gun sideways, thug style.",0,0.8306398987770081,TODO 0
-250427,0,Condoms.,christianjb,AskReddit,2010-01,hey Reddit what's your favorite virus protection program? I'm using Webroot because it came on my computer and it hasn't let me down yet,0,0.7270495891571045,TODO 0
-250428,0,Is that not grounds for a lawsuit?,fazon,food,2010-12,Ramsay fails all Hell's Kitchen winners- No one gets to be head chef. A follow-up post,0,0.6868085861206055,TODO 0
-250429,0,"Ah, a meetup in the security line at Frankfurt airport then....",hughk,frankfurt,2011-05,Same here.,0,0.5936397314071655,TODO 1
-250430,0,Who let them in in the first place to take advantage of their cheap labor?,mellowmonk,worldnews,2009-06,Dutch politician Geert Wilders seriously considers deportation of milions of European muslims and robbing them of their nationality.,0,0.8799296021461487,TODO 4
-250431,0,Leeches?,greengordon,politics,2009-09,And we are.,1,0.7256754636764526,TODO 0
-250432,0,I think your behaviour is bad enough.,dbzer0,Anarchism,2010-03,"Sorry, I meant dishonest *academic arguments*, not just comments. Yes, my comments were deceitful. But my arguments are not. What I said in that apology was completely honest. The screen jab was completely dishonest. So yeah, *somewhat* deceitful is an apt characterization for my behavior. If were fully deceitful, then I could have engaged in a lot more ""bad"" behavior.",0,0.6366358399391174,TODO 1
-250433,1,"I like theirs: Planet, people, profit.",Lachtan,environment,2011-05,9 of 10 Climate Denying Scientists Paid by ExxonMobil (What a surprise!),0,0.6521885395050049,TODO 2
-250434,0,Nice girls and other girls with fat friends will probably be offended and not respond to him if he adds that.,CACuzcatlan,OkCupid,2011-06,"You should do it. Most fat girls will be offended but it'll save a lot of trouble on both ends. Also Cute girls usually don't need to initiate the conversation. I posted a profile for my friend on a site other than OK cupid and she was swarmed within seconds, I didn't think it was possible to get the number of messages she did.",1,0.5221749544143677,TODO 4
-250435,0,Gosh I hate liberals...,massivepanda,pics,2010-10,4-Chan rips on USA (ouch),1,0.9855294823646545,TODO 1
-250436,0,This outdoes the time I saw a monkey eat his own poo in a zoo as a kid.,lectrick,nsfw,2010-01,"In this video, a walrus takes self-love to a new level, by appearing to pleasure himself orally at an aquarium while visitors shriek in dismay.",0,0.9259814620018005,TODO 1
-250437,0,Gays: Mike Pence is worse than gays or a bad economy.,officeroffkilter,politics,2010-10,Rep. Mike Pence: Gays Are Worse Than a Bad Economy,1,0.8248211145401001,TODO 1
-250438,0,Because it's not that great of a comment?,muad_dib,Music,2011-03,I'm not sure I understand why this comment hasn't been bestof'd.,0,0.8773287534713745,TODO 2
-250439,0,"If you're looking for something that's 62 proof, you might as well get liquor, not beer.",greenw40,WTF,2009-12,Tactical Nuclear Penguin goes where no beer has gone before - 32% alcohol,0,0.705375611782074,TODO 3
-250440,0,Might be because she looks a little like Rachael Ray.,IrishJoe,politics,2010-09,Can someone explain the popularity of Christine O'Donnell to me? Anyone?,0,0.5176044702529907,TODO 4
-250441,0,How many read 44-D and thought NSFW.,IrishJoe,politics,2010-02,44-D LiveStream: Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS Initial Meeting + President Obama Holds Town Hall in Nashua New Hampshire,0,0.7188771963119507,TODO 0
-250442,1,And they say atheists have no faith.,Bipolarruledout,worldnews,2011-06,reddit is full of nuclear industry shills for some reason...,1,0.7685016989707947,TODO 3
-250443,1,"Yeah.... but... but... kids should exercise ""personal responsibility"".",Bipolarruledout,reddit.com,2011-06,That's why you don't let kids chose what they eat.,1,0.9854252934455872,TODO 1
-250444,1,"The ""profit motive"" is *always* OK!",Bipolarruledout,science,2011-04,"I can see the reddit headline for when you add in total production and shipping costs and each until costs 30 cents. ""Corporation distributes aids tests at 1000% mark up, how is this ok?"" I still love you guys.",1,0.9842911958694458,TODO 0
-250445,0,If you believe his rank is pretty high you might try Your Highness.,Superconducter,shittyadvice,2010-10,"Properly addressing an officer, unsure of rank so I am trying to send an email to a US Navy officer to ask about the nuclear propolsion program, and I cannot remember what his rank is. How do I address him in the email?",0,0.6451905965805054,TODO 1
-250446,1,oh wow i've never seen this posted on reddit before.,shunt110,funny,2011-05,90's Rage,1,0.9871101379394531,TODO 3
-250447,0,"Except if you're arguing about comments in particular functions, you're far below the level of ""the whole design.""",dnew,programming,2011-03,So you abstract away the bad parts of the interface code so that it's contained to one small section of your codebase and doesn't infect the whole design.,0,0.976715624332428,TODO 3
-250448,0,It looks like it could be stationary and the movement is the camera slowly turning to the left.,cedargrove,UFOs,2009-01,"Video: Large Bright White UFO - Rancho Cuchamonga, CA - 1/22/09",0,0.9673182368278503,TODO 4
-250449,0,I N C E P T I O N,Arbel,WTF,2011-06,"So is the WBC possibly trying to help gay people, just in an extremely roundabout way?",0,0.9483084082603455,TODO 0
-250450,0,"Sorry, I won't bite :)",joelthelion,business,2010-01,Well enlighten me ;),0,0.8434147238731384,TODO 0
-250451,0,"It's not like these processes are beyond medical precedent, most of our pregnancy hormone is still filtered out of pregnant womens piss today.",dopafiend,Drugs,2011-03,Someone who has done a bit too many drugs... (pic),1,0.747290313243866,TODO 2
-250452,0,And in the winter...,freehunter,funny,2010-01,That's OK we feel bad for you in the summer....,0,0.8354737162590027,TODO 0
-250453,0,he has corrected it.,WSR,comics,2010-06,Betraying a person who remained silent should yield a greater reward than remaining silent along with him.,0,0.9522172212600708,TODO 0
-250454,0,"""war is wrong"" is a simplistic and shallow statement.",Travesura,AskReddit,2010-07,"How do I show my jingoistic mom that war is wrong? She's a registered democrat but supports the war and torture (confuses the hell out of me). We're Americans living in Germany, so she gets really upset that European countries don't have large defense budgets and that they rely on the US for support. She's rightfully upset about Islamic people who enter foreign countries and then attempt to impose their religious laws on others, but for some reason she can't see that our military efforts don't really prevent this. What inspired me to post this, was her reaction to Reservoir Dogs, especially the torture scene (it scares me that she can't see the hypocrisy). She was freaked out by the excessive violence and casual disregard for human life. Any good documentaries or reports that might do the trick? Thanks for the help. **tl;dr: Mom supports war but is shocked by actual violence**",0,0.9206163287162781,TODO 2
-250455,0,everytime you see a zombie you take a drink.,N473,drunk,2011-03,There needs to be a drinking game for black ops zombies any one have ideas for its rules,0,0.8159918785095215,TODO 0
-250456,0,Why don't you work as a code monkey for a while until you find a job doing what you want to do?,MagicWishMonkey,IAmA,2010-09,"I have a BA from VPI, a BS (honors), MS, and PhD from another university. My field is materials engineering and I have 5 first and an additional 32 articles in peer reviewed journals that have generated over 250 citations. Unfortunately, I was not in the top 1/2% to get a tenure track position. Oh, I also have half an MS in imaginary engineering. My field is thin films and I consider myself a materials characterization specialist. The field is the kind where most of my peers are being laid off. Unfortunately, I have never worked with photovoltaics, aerospace, or electronics. My user name is because I am from Montgomery County.",1,0.5212152600288391,TODO 1
-250457,0,"in this post you complain that other officers have a ""better than everyone demeanor"" while your whole point seems to be that your wife is so much better than all the other officers",jk1150,IAmA,2011-05,"Again it largely comes down to attitude. I visited her when she was going through the academy, and when there were a large number of officers around with no other ""public."" This provided an interesting view into their attitudes when not having to act in an official duty. During this time it was very apparently the ""better than everyone"" demeanor that most of them had. There was a constant one-upmanship that was present, and not in a good team building way.",0,0.9748063087463379,TODO 1
-250458,1,There is zero doubt in my mind the Mavericks would had won 03 WCF if Dirk didn't got hurt.,prmaster23,nba,2011-05,"Best possible scenario, Mavs win the Finals and Cuban sells the team. BTW, Manu's arm was broken. There's zero doubt in my mind we win the Finals with a healthy Ginobili.",0,0.8727179169654846,TODO 3
-250459,0,"Too soon, but when I heard NBC say the speed he was traveling, I LOLed",tendonut,worldnews,2010-02,88 mph? If only he had his flux capacitor....,0,0.9809483289718628,TODO 2
-250460,0,"[](/pickletime ""you liked it"")",mintyice,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-02,At first I didn't see what he was actually doing. Just saw his face. Then I did. Wish I hadn't.,0,0.9540753960609436,TODO 0
-250461,1,That broadcast seems legit,dsannes,conspiracy,2011-06,TRUNEWS - The Real Reason The West Is Trying To Kill Colonel Gadaffi,1,0.953730583190918,TODO 0
-250462,1,"Of course they are, just like they did for the Gear 2 beta.",keepinithamsta,gaming,2011-06,How do you know that they're not taking the beta information they received to heart?,1,0.9745455980300903,TODO 4
-250463,1,Must be global warming.,chemistry_teacher,environment,2011-06,310 U.S. Cities Saw Record-High Temperatures Yesterday,1,0.9878938794136047,TODO 0
-250464,1,You might should have remembered the,dual-moon,sex,2011-06,WHAT THE FUCK YOU FREAK,1,0.9900450110435486,TODO 0
-250465,0,How does 'toothpaste' indicate gender?,helm,todayilearned,2010-07,"Actually it's not exactly the case in Germany anymore. Nowadays the name only has to be somewhat reasonable and, as the main requirement, has to be destinctive male or female. There of course is still the book but it's used as a guideline, not a manual.",0,0.7568846940994263,TODO 0
-250466,0,What scares me are conspiracy theorists like you.,GuruM,programming,2009-11,"It's mostly just Reddit. There are massive multi-billion dollar industries depending on flaws in Windows - anti-virus, anti-spyware, system recovery, data salvage etc, etc. They employ thousands of people who have few other skills. They're like those little fish that hang around scavenging titbits of big sharks. I suspect a lot of these Redmond Remora hang out here to vote each other up, troll the Linux subreddit and say sycophantic things about MS.",0,0.6880022883415222,TODO 0
-250467,1,Because spelling and grammar are fascist elitist concepts and why bother with details like that when you're calling for **WORLD REVOLUTION**?,zendak,worldnews,2011-03,"Christ, why are they so incapable of proofreading and spellchecking?",1,0.9826184511184692,TODO 0
-250468,1,Leave it to America to create the most expensive way to execute people yet.,3HourLineForSanta,videos,2011-03,Airplane Truck Drop,1,0.7441544532775879,TODO 0
-250469,1,... sticks that can be made into fire to roast your heathen ass!,cmotdibbler,atheism,2011-03,"I for one believe that ladders are created because they are irreducibly complex, break the ladder into components and you are left with sticks which are... Shit.",1,0.8273077607154846,TODO 4
-250470,0,"Correct version would be ""Ihre Papiere, bitte""",andre2003s,news,2010-05,"Danke. It's been a long time since high school German class. Should not ""papieren"" be capitalized, though? Aren't all nouns capitalized?",0,0.9108322858810425,TODO 2
+1935,1,Username checks out,idiomaddict,AskReddit,2016-12,"I did personally get rid of one girl though and it's so therapeutic. She'd constantly come into work hungover, take time off to go out every weekend or bully the younger staff into working her late shifts so she could do their early shifts and go out to drink. She was also fucking one of our driving staff while she had a boyfriend (in between fucking 4 different lads whenever she'd go out). One day she asked me to cover for her because she had a problem with her tooth, I did, then three hours later she posted a picture of herself in a bowling alley with a cocktail. Fired the next day. Worth the 10 hour shift I had to work that night.",0,0.7828393578529358,TODO 0
+249465,0,AM I the only one thinks the ICP stuff is stupid?,snotrokit,pics,2011-05,Saw some Juggalos last night. One in particular looked rather sad.,0,0.9095902442932128,TODO 2
+556,0,Munchkins!,Miora,AskReddit,2016-09,"What is the best household game, (that doesn't involve/very mininal screens) that teenagers can play?",0,0.9455726146697998,TODO 0
+1113,0,Do you have something else to recommend that contains similar content?,Vichnaiev,unrealengine,2016-12,"As wonderfully written as this book is I do not recommend using it to learn coding for unreal engine. It uses 4.5.1 and if you use a version of unreal that is newer you will have spend time researching why your code isn't compiling. I'm using it for an unreal class right now and the changes in the unreal code has caused me to lose a lot of time researching and finding updates. If you do decide to read this book, the plus side is chapters 1 through 7 will be useful and is very easy to read and not too wordy like many programming books. These chapters are to teach you the basics of c++. Chapters 8 through 12 begin introducing you to unreal engine. They use version 4.5.1 which will require visual studio 2013 to run (should you choose to do 4.5.1). I believe from 4.6.x and onward uses visual studio 2015. Oh and if you use a newer version of unreal from 4.5.1 your asset names will be different. For example, your character mesh skin will not have the same names. I would highly recommend that you follow closely to the source code that this book gives. They tend to leave out little details like your #include headers and it will give you errors. Small things such as this is easy to overlook when they spoon feed you the code to write. One last thing, in chapter 8 you will be putting some UPROPERTY's in your code. If they contain a property that is BlueprintReadWrite and any other BlueprintX property you have to put them under public declaration. By default they are private and will cause compilation errors if you put them under the GENERATED_BODY() like the book shows.",0,0.981554388999939,TODO 2
+98,0,"I get that Keuchly is an amazingly talented player, and he got hurt tonight, but if you think anyone in our division has earned more respect than Drew Brees, you're tripping fucking balls right now.",dean815,nfl,2016-11,Who would you say is the most respectable player in your division?,0,0.9826992750167848,TODO 4
+251505,1,"Good, now only the strong shall survive!",curiousdude,Health,2010-04,"Tennessee removes 100,000 mostly elderly or disabled people from Medicaid",1,0.6928073167800903,TODO 1
+1260,0,"Ik niet, maar mijn vriendin wel.",WilrikDeBaas,thenetherlands,2016-12,"NL-Alert, wie heeft het controlebericht ontvangen?",1,0.5402013659477234,TODO 0
+786,1,lol It's a great thing Bush was held accountable... Now look how much he's suffering the consequences of his actions,TiDDeR-,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"This is why Trump will make a good President, as all others would not apply",1,0.8241235613822937,TODO 3
+249984,1,But generalising all rapists as men is one of the core tenets of one of the many arms of your non-monolithic movement,OThomson,Feminism,2012-01,"As someone who is involved in men's rights, when I see ""bitches be crazy shit"" like this, I just think ""dudes be crazy too."" I think generalizations need to stop. They're dumb.",1,0.7133874893188477,TODO 2
+251271,1,"sure, why blame the established parties who have cultured hate against certain groups or schools of thought, they have nothing to do with encouraging violent bahavior.",aliciamae,politics,2009-06,Pointing angry fingers at large organizations or groups or religions for yesterday's tragedy does not help the situation. Reddit needs to be smarter than to make the types of blanket remarks that are beginning to accuse people who have nothing to do with it.,1,0.9860213398933412,TODO 2
+250266,0,In his case **Enough is too much**,NoNoLibertarians,reddit.com,2011-06,"It's funny..., I say the same thing about Ron Paul: **""Enough is Enough!!!**",0,0.7895410060882568,TODO 2
+251401,1,Add me!,whowhatwherenow,news,2010-08,Facebook Game 'Mafia Wars' Being Sued By EA Founder,0,0.9557049870491028,TODO 0
+968,0,dicks out?,ocho-muerte,CFB,2016-09,Iowa died for this,0,0.897047221660614,TODO 0
+251174,0,"Well, if she so chooses to live her life - by all means - she's an adult.",Cassio,MensRights,2010-08,"If a woman becomes less obedient as the relationship builds, of course I would not stay with her. Why would I be less interested in her as she becomes more sexually interested? Has a backbone? What does that mean to you? My girlfriend has a backbone. My girlfriend meets all my requirements. She's in her early 20s. Of course she knows what she's getting into - a solid, lasting relationship with a high quality male. One who sees the reality of the world and isn't afraid to talk about it.",1,0.9209179282188416,TODO 1
+1431,0,I'm terribly sorry that you took my comment as a slight against your favorite game instead of as a joke primarily making fun of BMW drivers than plays off of monetization practices common in the video game industry.,maveric101,tifu,2016-10,Too bad all the DLC content for GTA V has been free.,1,0.8108969330787659,TODO 0
+247,0,#bluecrestsmatter,De_Niza,DestinyTheGame,2016-11,"5 ways to improve your gameplay in Supremacy Hey guys, as the title says I've got 5 tips on how to improve your winrate in the Supremacy game mode. Here they are: 1. Collect the crests 2. Collect the crests 3. Collect the crests 4. Bring a shotgun 5. Collect the motherfucking crests Hope you guys found this helpful, feel free to leave some feedback and any other tips in the comments below :)",1,0.6411451101303101,TODO 0
+250906,1,"Makes perfect sense, like how you wouldn't let a woman judge a case on abortion",ThereWillBeSwearing,politics,2011-04,So Judge Walker finally admitted he's gay. Guess what happens next?,1,0.960565149784088,TODO 0
+249395,1,"Yea, can you make one with girls so I can masturbate without feeling guilty.",popctrl,leagueoflegends,2011-10,"this is awesome, can you make one with most of the girl characters??",1,0.847920835018158,TODO 4
+249587,1,He's obviously a traitor.,obviousoctopus,worldnews,2011-07,"Colombian army colonel admits his unit murdered 57 civilians, then dressed them in uniforms and claimed they were rebels killed in combat.",1,0.9875921607017516,TODO 0
+1070,0,Zul je zien dat al die foutschrijvers het daarna weer zonder de 't' gaan schrijven.,Nemephis,thenetherlands,2016-09,Het wordt zo vaak fout geschreven dat je je af kan vragen of het niet gewoon *hij wilt* moet worden.,1,0.6814788579940796,TODO 0
+250632,1,You aren't asking enough of the girl to merit receiving our votes.,df1,offbeat,2011-04,"Reddit, if i get this girl 30 more votes on a facebook hair competition she will go on a date with me, PLEASE VOTE im 26years old & never had a girlfriend in my life",1,0.9364246129989624,TODO 4
+2386,0,If I had to guess based on past releases I would say some time around the end of the month.,Maughlin,Guildwars2,2016-10,but when does next skins comes out?,0,0.8997253179550171,TODO 0
+2309,1,You misplaced the,MayorMcCheese59,AskReddit,2016-09,Become the richest and most powerful country on the planet.,1,0.9894785284996032,TODO 0
+1315,1,"Oh OK, well that clears that up then!",gary_f,politics,2016-11,Illegal immigrants aren't voting in any significant numbers.,1,0.6812034249305725,TODO 4
+1948,0,"Joakim is just ""...the fuck?""",snakeincup,nba,2016-12,KP and KOQ have an interesting handshake.,0,0.9110118746757508,TODO 0
+249198,1,KENDRICK LAMAR ... ... ... ... ... ...,Vancityy,hiphopheads,2011-12,Who you know go harder than Jeezy?,1,0.6322730183601379,TODO 0
+250596,0,Now do the Hangover!,hadees,funny,2011-06,"Dodgeball... Throughout the whole movie, the blonde is the love interest for Vince Vaughn and everyone keeps telling him she's a lesbian. He makes a couple side comments about how a bisexual woman is what they call ""a jackpot"" (that and/or a threeway). Anyway, at the end, her college buddy (old friend) comes up and they make out (also, the gif was edited from the original to make it look like CN was thumbupping their kiss) and everyone's like ""WE TOLD YOU SHE WAS A LESBIAN!"" And, she's like, ""I'm not a lesbian. I'm bi!"" Then Vince gets a shit-eating grin on his face.",0,0.829616904258728,TODO 0
+249952,1,"Yes, I'm sure she was put in the first two for her acting skills",dghughes,pics,2010-07,"megan fox got scraped, shes not in it, shes a terrible actor anyway",1,0.986957550048828,TODO 1
+250014,1,"if Walmart did it, it would magically become ok because it is endorsed by a large company that we can all trust",bugler30,IAmA,2011-12,And risk losing their base?,1,0.9589087963104248,TODO 4
+250948,1,Imagine if the whole system was as bloated and overpaid as this.,KinfeMe,news,2010-07,"Community groups in Bell, Calif furious demanding the resignation of city council members, most of whom make $100,000 a year; police chief, who makes $457,000; and city manager, who makes $787,637.",0,0.7743530869483948,TODO 0
+251437,1,Who would have thought.,Antares42,atheism,2010-08,"Washington Times op-ed calls atheists ""Shallow, smug, arrogant"" - pot, kettle, black",1,0.9739457964897156,TODO 0
+250149,1,"If we never talked about them, they wouldn't know!",rampion,todayilearned,2011-01,HEY TERRORISTS! CHECK OUT OUR WEAKNESSES,0,0.505186140537262,TODO 3
+1127,1,"The Constitution is a racist, sexist document that was made by patriarchal white slave owners and has no place in [current year]!",AccountAttempt2,The_Donald,2016-10,"Liberals distort the 2nd amendment and, if she has the SCOTUS. What constitution are you talking about. It died the day she took office.",1,0.9867432117462158,TODO 4
+1668,1,"I hate to say this, but, is it wrong to say that the terrorist missed one?",ThatGuyWhoTypes,The_Donald,2016-12,"Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: ""One of the victims of the Ohio State terrorist attack has refused an offer to meet with Trump. More offended about Trump than the terrorist.""",0,0.876835286617279,TODO 2
 250471,1,yeah yeah but yall have to wait in lines... which is much much much worse than not having health care at all.,powercow,worldnews,2011-03,"People living in England enjoy better health than Americans, despite less investment in healthcare, research published in the US has revealed",1,0.966211199760437,TODO 1
-250472,1,Wow sounds like you have really good judgement ...,nickcrz,technology,2011-03,"I had to buy it because I couldn't find anywhere to sell me a 250gb xbox without it. It was an extra 100 bucks and I just kinda figure my niece and nephews will play around with it whenever they visit. It's still in the box. I'll never touch that thing. Why? Is it cool? If there were cool games like there are on Wii, I'd hook it up. But the game that came with it looks like Gyromite to me. No thanks.",1,0.981357216835022,TODO 1
-250473,0,"Then that of course begs the question; why aren't alcohol, nicotine, and caffiene made illegal?",impyshaz,worldnews,2009-07,Because others want the freedom from obliviated people and the problems they cause.,1,0.5311521291732788,TODO 3
-250474,1,"Yea, Carlos Boozer is a defensive stopper.",little_evil6,nba,2011-03,Knicks - bad defenders. But the Bulls? Come on!,1,0.972426176071167,TODO 0
-250475,1,"I don't have an xbox, but it sure pisses me off when I buy a new 2011 game for PC and it forces me to update my version of DirectX 5, not just the game.",hookeslaw,gaming,2011-03,Xbox 360 Update Rage,0,0.7755763530731201,TODO 0
-250476,1,"oil, water or acrylic?",alpharaptor1,pics,2011-03,A painting I did when I was 19 after a shitty relationship with my ex.,0,0.9044322967529297,TODO 4
-250477,1,This lady's signature at the bottom is great and really defines her.,iKevFtw,funny,2011-03,Worst parents ever.,1,0.6520633101463318,TODO 2
-250478,1,Maybe he's got the left-handed edition?,dopplerdog,Guitar,2011-03,"I'm also looking at page 351 of ""The Complete Scores. Looks like you got the ""tab"" notation backwards. Should be: EADGBE xx0013 Guitar I 355533 Guitar II x5xx Bass Otherwise right-on :-)",1,0.7079457640647888,TODO 2
-250479,1,Bahrain no fly zone!,rossiFan,worldnews,2011-03,Where are the UN resolutions to protect civilians in Bahrain?,0,0.5624195337295532,TODO 0
-250480,1,"no, because the glocks have a trigger safety so the gun can't go off unless you pull the trigger!",tosss,guns,2011-03,One in the chamber poses a danger.,1,0.9434753060340881,TODO 0
-250481,1,"As opposed to something like DailyKos or HuffPo, which are known for their completely objective in-depth non-political journalism.",LWRellim,business,2011-04,"WSJ is notorious for stupid and illogical and phony (did I leave something out) Op Eds. The news side is good, but they gag at the political side.",1,0.9870983958244324,TODO 2
-250482,1,"Of course not, my gold coins Mr Beck suggested I purchase are just fine.",dblagbro,politics,2011-04,"Given your borderline incoherent multi-paragraph rants, it appears that you have a peculiar way of ""ignoring"" people. Are you thinking of creating a new currency, perchance?",1,0.971750020980835,TODO 2
-250483,0,"""pet"" project.",mnkypirate,funny,2010-11,"This is my life, anyone can relate?",0,0.8270593285560608,TODO 3
-250484,0,"yes it is... but, why would you prostitute yourself for a visa?",repo_my_life,travel,2010-12,"Is it possible to become a mail order husband? Problem is, I don't agree with marriage. But, if such a contract would get me somewhere, I suppose I'd do it if I met someone compatible enough.",0,0.8153282999992371,TODO 0
-250485,0,They're Hexalicious!,MJG2007,funny,2011-04,The Best (and most straight forward) Cereal Ever.,0,0.6832356452941895,TODO 0
+409,0,Pretty Little Liah.,johnmalcovich91,BigBrother,2016-10,"Shelby is a pretty good liar, I just wish she would use that trait to convince Cornbread and Danielle that she likes them.",0,0.8520788550376892,TODO 1
+2163,1,"that's hard, it's better to just kill the poors and addicted scum of the country.",HighOnPotenuse-,worldnews,2016-09,So invest in free birth control instead.,1,0.9878738522529602,TODO 0
+2056,1,My bad.,namer98,DebateReligion,2016-12,niqudot are for kids.,0,0.873248815536499,TODO 1
+251496,1,"9, but apparently there will be 9 new ones!",DHDXero,tf2,2010-05,How many classes are there in TF2?,1,0.6892401576042175,TODO 4
+250102,0,Can do.,TBcasualty,AskReddit,2011-06,give your gf a high five on the butt from me,0,0.9095935225486756,TODO 0
+2179,1,I didn't see anything wrong with his comment I just downvoted because I'm a cutfag,boobie2424,NSFW_GIF,2016-09,From now on can you read all your comments out loud before posting them?,1,0.9006723165512085,TODO 2
+249872,1,"Teenage pregnancy is on the ""cool"" list I hear.",Shadow703793,reddit.com,2011-05,Isn't she like 13?,1,0.9114302396774292,TODO 0
+249490,1,The photographer is obviously a hippy with major hippy ideas.,SoSpecial,pics,2011-06,War.,1,0.969197392463684,TODO 2
+338,0,which one do you find yourself spinning the most?,cubs1917,hiphopvinyl,2016-12,Just found this sub. Heres were im at so far.,0,0.929040253162384,TODO 0
+249470,0,"you forgot to say ""C-c-combo breaker!""",Tyrus,funny,2010-08,"Lemme guess, this will go on for several years with no mutation whatsoever, much like the ""his name is Robert Paulson"" thread.",1,0.8134291172027588,TODO 0
+1139,0,I've just been in this place before!,StikElLoco,pcmasterrace,2016-11,deja vu,0,0.9151955246925354,TODO 4
+2376,1,GLHF on your date :),Hensyv21,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,ROI is pre loaded. Little up date tonight and we're all good to go,0,0.8930292725563049,TODO 2
+1339,0,"It's some weird messaging from Origin, I hope the update pass clears some of this up.",bamer78,starcitizen,2016-11,"You're right, it's a GT car.",0,0.9549439549446106,TODO 0
+1328,0,Pittsburgh - this year.,dutchbone,funny,2016-11,I bet you can't guess the decade...,0,0.798024594783783,TODO 4
+2203,0,Hilary's entire life has been about helping others so stfu a*swipe,SgtPeppersDrPepper,politics,2016-09,Hillary loves charity so much she travels around the country collecting huge amounts of money from big businesses and gives it to herself.,0,0.5233615040779114,TODO 4
+250633,0,"I've also seen many more women steal needless things from grocery stores, whereas many men will come back in if they find they've not paid for something.",phukka,MensRights,2011-06,Women are more selfish than men and more likely to bad-mouth their friends says study,0,0.9811179041862488,TODO 2
+250762,1,Last year.,yakimushi,motorcycles,2011-09,"Hmm, I didn't know the CB750 was the first with disk brakes. I wonder when HD first used them",0,0.8514992594718933,TODO 4
+608,0,Yup,FRedington,sjwhate,2016-12,The right for women to vote?,0,0.9515025019645692,TODO 0
+73,0,That's not a good thing,Zeno84,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,"It's a good thing we use the electoral college instead of the popular vote. And you know, most of those votes came from California. If you look at most other states, they are very close together, so no, America didn't choose her, California did.",0,0.9487380385398864,TODO 1
+249671,0,"Kicking is good, too.",eddie964,martialarts,2011-06,Why leave out kicking? Or was that unintentional?,0,0.6759213209152222,TODO 1
+249735,1,giving everyone money is sure to solve the inflation problem,bpmf,Economics,2011-02,The Saudi solution to social unrest: buy peace,1,0.986855149269104,TODO 0
+112,0,Aaron Rowand forever,iamyourlager,baseball,2016-12,"Who were some players that were fan favorites, but only played a short duration (season or two) for your team? When I saw the Michael Moorse signing I thought about how instantly he became a fan favorite for the Giants, and it got me wondering who were some other players that fit under that category.",1,0.5446264147758484,TODO 0
+1008,0,People are too busy banning diablo+rhegod,Luvs_to_drink,heroesofthestorm,2016-12,"As a Tychus (more-or-less) main from Day 1 that is enjoying the fact that he is finally relevant, I've actually been surprised at how infrequently I've seen him banned over the past few weeks post-Rag. Maybe I've just been lucky, though.",1,0.8921889066696167,TODO 0
+2310,1,I forgot my,rmbarrett,shittyfoodporn,2016-09,"Cherries are not berries, they're stone fruits. Also Strawberries are not berries.",1,0.9897732138633728,TODO 0
+1136,0,At least you stopped doing so and realized what you were doing was wrong :] can't ask for more than that.,iTzKPanda,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Fuck i did that for like 2-3 months and it is the thing i regret the most of my entire life. I make people cry as they make me whn i was a kid. I was a fucking trash tier human being.,0,0.6953681111335754,TODO 2
+249364,1,Because the second amendment has been so carefully obeyed?,tsteele93,worldnews,2011-02,"As an American, I would like to suggest a new constitutional amendment, the inalienable right to bear cameras...",1,0.9850762486457824,TODO 1
+325,0,"I want to splice in a scene from a TV drama where a police detective is ""hacking"" between these two discovery options.",Cadogan102,hearthstone,2016-12,Scamaz,0,0.977756917476654,TODO 3
+324,0,If the ledger got stolen or damage is there a way to recover it?,iamradnetro,ethereum,2016-09,I have it and it's great. Love the build quality.,0,0.9795944094657898,TODO 3
+250105,0,Take it to r/business.,txstoploss,technology,2011-03,"Apple Sues Amazon Over Term ""App Store""",0,0.5622950792312622,TODO 3
+2101,0,"We get it, you vape.",littlecolt,pcmasterrace,2016-09,First time with 144hz is like seeing a super model after being stranded on an island with Steve Buscemi for years,1,0.7950809597969055,TODO 0
+250562,1,THIS IS DEFINITELY REAL,TheSuburbs,pics,2011-08,Never Underestimate...,1,0.635236382484436,TODO 3
+61,0,What is more sexually frustrating than a dead partner?,J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS,Showerthoughts,2016-11,"So any old poem is just sexual frustration? Even ""Quoth the raven: Nevermore""?",0,0.723824679851532,TODO 0
+404,0,Yer a wizard Larry,TruckNutz69,pics,2016-09,"Don't worry, you're gonna make it li'l brudder.",0,0.9155837893486024,TODO 0
+249440,0,Change.,thebrightsideoflife,politics,2011-04,Obama bans The San Francisco Chronicle's Carla Marinucci from further events for using new media to report the fundraiser protest - reports of additional threats from WH,0,0.6831743717193604,TODO 2
+249790,1,I will assume otherwise until he adds his,WoollyMittens,worldnews,2011-09,"pretty obvious he wasn't making an argument, just a sarcastic remark",1,0.9902780652046204,TODO 0
+810,0,Last verse in Every Grain of Sand,alyons108,bobdylan,2016-11,"What's your favourite verse in a Dylan song? My favourites are the first verse of Shelter from the Storm, and the last verses of Mr Tambourine Man and Visions of Johanna.",0,0.8567895293235779,TODO 0
+250743,1,yea but god gave us obama..,stevenr21,news,2011-11,"a god? no. But since there was a Democrat in the oval office, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed in September. So today Lance Bass is free to respond to one of these requests.",1,0.9859961867332458,TODO 4
+899,0,"Since P3FES is the only reference you have for a SMT game, I've got three words of advice for you: Buckle up, princess.",razikain,Megaten,2016-12,"Thinking about starting Nocturne, and I have a few questions! Had it laying around for a little over a month now, thinking about starting it soon. Whats something that I need to know going into this game? Especially after coming off of Persona 3 FES last year. Is the game mostly gameplay or is there something like the Social Links where there's more story for you to learn about?",0,0.5527016520500183,TODO 3
+607,1,You must be a great developer of USB devices if you don't get what apple is forcing with this release.,lamfabulous,apple,2016-11,"This mbp has been turned into an entertainment machine for people who don't game. Fanboys with disposable income love it. Professionals who need a performance macos machine are rightly pissed. I'm one of them, at least this let me unstick my head from the sand and notice that ""gaming"" laptops are starting to look professional and contain better parts for **HALF** of the cost. I'm literally a usb device developer and not only do I not own a single usb-c thing, I have not had anyone come to me yet to ask for something with usb-c. I've looked at it as far as professional development but have not touched it yet as a usb developer or as a consumer. Who is it that needs a netbook with all its io resources devoted to usb-c? This is one of the most ridiculous apple releases ever. They should have held this release back, release it sometime next year with kabylake AND CALL IT A ""MACBOOK"" because we are getting the impression that apple has left the performance computer market if this is the most pro machine they can come up with.",1,0.8805338144302368,TODO 2
+396,0,"Boo, you cat lover.",RafeHaab,CatsAreAssholes,2016-12,Yes cats are just trying to stop the babies from destroying the planet!!,1,0.7794169187545776,TODO 0
+251042,1,Because diversity is our strength.,Travesura,AskReddit,2010-06,Why is multiculturalism forced on white nations only?,1,0.9837988615036012,TODO 0
 250486,0,"Notice the little heading underneath the item: Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought not, Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought",Erobern,atheism,2009-03,*Who* is the crazy one??? She's pocketing $135 per copy of this book. She sounds pretty smart to me.,0,0.935627818107605,TODO 4
-250487,1,I am sure frat boys picking up wasted girls are doing it for power and domination.,stower,pics,2011-04,"It's really not that interesting a view, read a little Foucalt. Or other theorists on power and domination.",1,0.9701290726661682,TODO 1
-250488,1,If they aren't crying or screaming they aren't in any pain right?,bigfloppydonkeywang,WTF,2011-04,You mean giving someone full paralysis followed by respiratory arrest followed by cardiac arrest is not a humane death??,1,0.9847742915153503,TODO 2
-250489,1,shes such a genius,CaptainPain,videos,2011-04,Lady Gaga Falls off her Piano,1,0.9868733286857605,TODO 0
-250490,1,The best health care in the world.,officeroffkilter,politics,2011-04,"At Oakland Coliseum, People Stand All Night In The Cold To Get Free Medical Care (Video incld.)",1,0.9248747825622559,TODO 1
-250491,1,"If it ain't from a chain, I'm not buyin' it!",medzy,politics,2011-04,"It shouldn't be sold in stores where people are not thoroughly notified of the potential dangers. However, these products should continue to remain available to consumers who wish to buy them. You can buy raw milk from local dairy farmers (like my family did until the farmer died of old age....not bad dairy). Some can be found online and at farmers' markets. Not everything you buy has to come from a store.",1,0.9223549365997314,TODO 0
-250492,1,And Europeans just stood back and watched those imperialist Arabs and played no part in the colonization of Africa.,Wraith12,worldnews,2011-01,"Hundreds of years ago Arabs, who were very imperialist, colonized parts of Solomia, Sudan, etc. The Muslims in Somalia consider themselves the descendants of the Arabs who colonized Africa. Hence they don't consider themselves African, but Arab.",1,0.9869814515113831,TODO 3
-250493,1,"You see, some folks just have theire priorities set right.",WhatsUpWithTheKnicks,soccer,2011-01,And lose money from people hankering to see marquee players? Never!,1,0.883690595626831,TODO 2
-250494,1,"Clearly we need a ""Zero-Tolerance"" policy.",mind-blender,Libertarian,2011-01,"School junk food bans create underground black market .. An eighth-grade student body vice president in Connecticut was forced to resign after buying Skittles from an underground ""dealer.""",1,0.9865619540214539,TODO 3
-250495,0,Ship em to Haiti.,DrKenshin,shittyadvice,2010-01,WHERE CAN I PUT ALL THESE FUCKING RAISINS THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE,1,0.7226014733314514,TODO 0
-250496,0,"details, please.",stemgang,pics,2010-09,"If the ship I was based on attempted a turn like that, the front would fall off.",0,0.9279875159263611,TODO 0
-250497,1,He went to prison to avoid having to pay child support!,stemgang,MensRights,2011-01,Man imprisoned 17 years for a rape he didn't commit has wages garnished for child support payments he couldn't make in prison,0,0.6132633090019226,TODO 2
-250498,0,"I'm a big believer in not voting for the lesser of two evils, because really that's a one party system in disguise.",g00dETH3R,australia,2010-03,"i can put labor and libs 2nd last and last, but in the end one of them has to be dead last so the other one is going to get my vote curse you preferential voting",0,0.7272931933403015,TODO 3
-250499,0,Absurd.,Archaneus,atheism,2010-09,"You don't, because using rationality against irrationality is pointless.",0,0.8027713894844055,TODO 0
-250500,0,Please let me rotate using the keyboard while I draw!,alexbustin,programming,2011-01,Sketch in 3D With Animating Lines on HTML5 canvas,1,0.7466822862625122,TODO 1
-250501,1,but only if verified by the mods!,randomlurker82,4chan,2011-02,"AMA Request: The guy who invented ""LOL""",0,0.6229116320610046,TODO 0
-250502,0,EVA's cost money.,eldigg,pics,2009-08,What happened to Japan??,1,0.5515595078468323,TODO 2
-250503,1,TNT is always pretty.,N473,Minecraft,2010-11,What should I build in this space?,0,0.9190497398376465,TODO 0
-250504,1,"Yeah, it's because England's an island that gun control works there.",RentalCanoe,politics,2010-11,"Neither are 'OK'. But if you ban guns, then only criminals will have guns. If we were an island like England or Australia, it might be a workable solution - get rid of them all and don't let any more in. But we're not. And we're not *going* to be able to get rid of them all. So I'd rather more good guys have guns than bad guys.",1,0.9868606925010681,TODO 1
-250505,1,"Yes, because your computer and Internet access have no function other than looking up listings in phone directories.",IllBeBack,reddit.com,2010-11,"No. I use them. In my experience I have found the yellow/white pages directories to have a much more comprehensive listing that the online versions. I don't need to spend 100s of dollars on a PC and a monthly internet access fee to view them either, and they're just the right size for a front wheel block for my indoor bicycle trainer.",1,0.9872239828109741,TODO 4
-250506,1,"Redditer, no doubt - you just missed the",YYYY,bicycling,2010-11,"So today I was Cycling in my Reddit jersey when someone in an SUV yelled out of his window ""Reddit sucks!"" as he was driving by. He must have been from digg.",1,0.9901160597801208,TODO 0
-250507,1,I love subreddits where people like you get downvoted for asking questions.,Grognor,atheism,2010-12,"When exactly did conservative *not* mean corporate shill? as far as I can tell it was maybe Eisenhower, but the republican before him was Hoover and Hoover was definitely a corporate shill. I think conservatives are a little bit deluded about their own history. Progressives have, historically, introduced new social programs but they are always funded. It is under ""conservative"" regimes thatthe role of government gets expanded and deficits soar. Now, I could very well be missing something and I don't mean to deride your views because I too like to think of myself as fiscally conservative, but I am definitely a liberal. I cannot for the life of me, however, find a conservative administration that would qualify as fiscally conservative.",1,0.7694660425186157,TODO 3
-250508,1,It's because it's his stand-in singing because DUH PAUL IS DEAD.,rapier_ape,Music,2010-12,He makes a minor mistake and misses a note or two on the bass at 0:37. I have officially found proof that he is indeed human.,1,0.9844085574150085,TODO 0
-250509,1,Maybe you need a shower?,Croooow,Metal,2010-12,"No, because when I go to shows all the metal guys leave a wide radius around me and avoid eye contact at all cost. Me: not atrociously ugly single female who likes metal. All of you: HUGE PUSSIES.",1,0.5455917716026306,TODO 3
-250510,0,downmod for beeyatch,BCHarvey,webcomics,2010-02,"Man, Rapunzel is one demanding be-oytch. That's how you spell that, right? Be-oytch?",0,0.5282222032546997,TODO 0
-250511,1,I'll make a box from mirrors and test that then,Jasper1984,askscience,2010-12,"The best black body absorbers are actually cavities: a box with an opening on one side; the cavity is a black body approximation. It's usually better at absorbing light than even the blackest paint. So, yeah, mom's right.",1,0.601403534412384,TODO 4
-250512,1,Communists.,hootorama,reddit.com,2010-12,Not America.,1,0.7694383263587952,TODO 0
-250513,1,understood,groggyjava,politics,2010-12,*WOOSH*,0,0.9806159734725952,TODO 0
-250514,1,Uhuh... Totally believe him.,natalee_t,WTF,2010-12,23 year old accidentally shoots 50 year old wife in head during sex,1,0.9857786893844604,TODO 0
-250515,0,"Ani, is that you?",InCahoots,movies,2010-09,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,0,0.7492815256118774,TODO 0
-250516,1,Shocking,blindingdawn,conspiracy,2010-09,Bono's ONE foundation under fire for giving little over 1% of funds to charity,1,0.9861652851104736,TODO 0
-250517,1,Yeah because that was obviously my point.,vtmeta,atheism,2010-10,Who cares about the first amendment?,1,0.9826305508613586,TODO 1
-250518,1,Are you implying that the large oil companies shouldn't pay negative taxes in the US or be owed money by the US taxpayers due to the fact that they pay high taxes overseas?,gconsier,politics,2010-10,"Obama Rejects Tax Cuts for the Rich, Calls for Big Oil to Pay Fair Share",0,0.6444714069366455,TODO 3
-250519,1,"Yeah, I bet Einstein would have really liked that...",fhernand,pics,2010-10,Crew of the first nuclear aircraft carrier standing in possibly the coolest formation ever,1,0.9845319390296936,TODO 0
-250520,1,"Behead those who insult islam, the religion of peace!",bronyraurstomp,comics,2010-10,"I've been blending Peanuts comics with quotes from Ayatollah Khomeini's ""Little Green Book,"" and it's been limitless fun.",1,0.9547615051269531,TODO 2
-250521,1,"Yeah, revealing that Obama wouldn't give Blago money would really sink his presidency...",palsh7,politics,2010-07,"Not surprising that the media is trying all they can to under report this. I hope Blago blows Obama out of the water. But then again, the Obamabots don't care. They will follow Obama off a cliff and that's what's happening right now.",1,0.9830799102783203,TODO 0
-250522,1,if isclear(word): dothis else: do this Duh... totally automated.,kryptobs2000,todayilearned,2010-07,That doesn't really work when you want to automate it.,1,0.9828348159790039,TODO 3
-250523,1,I bet she's one of those pesky pro-choice heathens.,Rach3,WTF,2010-07,Some people really just don't value life.,1,0.9866803288459778,TODO 0
-250524,1,"He could have arrested the cyclist for 'obstruction of justice', the kid got off lightly.",Ferrofluid,WTF,2010-07,"NYC cop runs red light while driving down the wrong side of the road and slams into a bicyclist - breaking his hand, nose and causing lacerations. What did the cop do the make it better after he failed to report it and left? He gave him a Kleenex.",1,0.8816974759101868,TODO 1
-250525,1,But it's still not Windows.,manbitesdog,linux,2010-07,Linux *is* ready for the desktop!,1,0.7994723916053772,TODO 0
-250526,1,noooo.,fromkentucky,AskReddit,2010-08,Wait are you telling me Bush and Co own stock in a company that is rebuilding iraq?,1,0.5564149618148804,TODO 0
-250527,1,Obviously I'm from Portage la Prairie.,litt,canada,2010-08,Where are you from? Obviously not Winnipeg.,1,0.8758152723312378,TODO 0
-250528,1,"Yeah, because you can't say no to recruiters.",RonReagan,pics,2010-05,Two hippies putting things in perspective,1,0.9749214053153992,TODO 0
-250529,0,Collecting his paycheck no doubt.,catOrmOuse,politics,2010-05,Mr. Cheney goes to Riyadh -- mysteriously | Foreign Policy Passport,1,0.6737039089202881,TODO 0
-250530,1,...drinking?,Sibilantjoe,worldnews,2009-09,cuz an Eastern European don't stooooop.,0,0.9452585577964783,TODO 0
-250531,1,"Fuck yea, racism!",zingzong70,AskReddit,2011-10,"Don't you mean We doon't tolk this waey, soory.",1,0.9291957020759583,TODO 3
-250532,1,I don't know ... illegal camping is so dangerous it requires desperate measures ...,bsiviglia9,occupywallstreet,2011-10,Police snipers spotted on rooftops at Occupy Toledo,1,0.9748918414115906,TODO 2
-250533,1,"Yeah, I'd much rather trust someone named ""Newt"" or ""Mitt"".",lundah,politics,2011-07,I trust the political opinions of a guy who names his kids Moon Unit and Dweezel....,1,0.9845631718635559,TODO 0
-250534,1,A very modest proposal; perhaps it should be carried out.,madcowbomber,Christianity,2011-07,This thread is a monthly occurrence. We should make the atheists wear badges and sign in every time they come into this subreddit. I think we've had enough suggested solutions. This could be the final one.,0,0.5972619652748108,TODO 0
+250057,1,This post clearly does not belong in the guns subreddit.,avengingturnip,guns,2011-08,ATF Director Reassigned; U.S. Attorney Out Amid 'Fast And Furious' Uproar,1,0.945160448551178,TODO 0
+2043,0,Ayy Thanks!,Nova_496,discordlounge,2016-12,"Beautiful designs Can we just all agree that Shane has produced some wonderful logos for The Lounge, Arcade and Cinema? ***Give that man a high five***",0,0.9721699953079224,TODO 0
+2307,1,"If you can't do it in makeup, dresses, and high heels you're clearly not a real woman",CueFiery,AskReddit,2016-09,Yes.,1,0.9874924421310424,TODO 4
+596,0,"Sorry, I thought you were hinting that this is something they would actually try.",unklestinky,politics,2016-11,"It was started with the concept ""Trump could be universally popular like FDR if he never does anything unpopular ever"". Of course it is silly. My entire point is if he wants to go through with his or Pence's unpopular ideas *he can*. This isn't a call to action saying he will. We don't need intent from Trumo to prove he can do unpopular things.",0,0.5319518446922302,TODO 0
+249283,1,"Based on what work I've seen from the current parties, even a minuscule amount of effort by this younger group at the job might be well more then that of the current batch of politicians.",GuruMedit,canada,2011-05,"Young NDP caucus will be a strength, not a weakness",0,0.9710959196090698,TODO 1
+249974,1,Good to see you read it with an open mind.,WhodidCainMarry,atheism,2010-10,"That book was the most fictitious book I've read since The God Delusion. Never before in a book billed as the slam-dunk case for evolution have I seen so many ""probably""s, ""possibly""s, ""it could have been""s, ""it appears to be""s, etc.",1,0.9105278849601746,TODO 3
+1435,1,"Trump's not anti-gay, he's simply *pro*-anti-gay, so it's fine.",UrukHaiGuyz,politics,2016-11,"Trump May Not Be Anti-Gay, But Much of His Senior Staff Is",1,0.9858522415161132,TODO 3
+251082,1,My two favorite things...flash ads and facebook.,anyletter,ads,2010-03,"wait, what?",1,0.8277118802070618,TODO 4
+250432,0,I think your behaviour is bad enough.,dbzer0,Anarchism,2010-03,"Sorry, I meant dishonest *academic arguments*, not just comments. Yes, my comments were deceitful. But my arguments are not. What I said in that apology was completely honest. The screen jab was completely dishonest. So yeah, *somewhat* deceitful is an apt characterization for my behavior. If were fully deceitful, then I could have engaged in a lot more ""bad"" behavior.",0,0.6366358399391174,TODO 1
+1288,0,One more stop for this Trump train.,jelneutron3,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"Solid, timely advice to enjoy the holiday",0,0.5709960460662842,TODO 4
+2026,1,omg really?,ClubSoda,canada,2016-12,"""Liberal"" government.",1,0.9575134515762328,TODO 0
+1038,1,Fugging tankie,CallMeDucky,Anarchism,2016-11,How am I?,1,0.9256405234336852,TODO 0
+250925,1,"Finally, conclusive evidence that Day9 is racist!",wafflesburger,starcraft,2011-02,"We're all thinking the same, upboat.",1,0.9804955124855042,TODO 0
+251207,1,"He must be lying, because George W Bush said that the US does not torture.",sge_fan,worldnews,2010-07,"Iranian scientist Shahram Amiri returns home, says US kidnapped him and subjected him to ""the harshest mental and physical torture""",1,0.985850751399994,TODO 3
+362,0,"Damn, he just can't get a break",justmadman,soccer,2016-11,He's banned for the Arsenal game. That's the only reason he got 90 mins tonight,1,0.8457003831863403,TODO 0
+1637,0,"I'm terrified of the day when I have enough disposable income to buy whatever guns and accessories I want, I'm sure my future wife will hate me.",JAM3SBND,ar15,2016-12,It's not ideal but I have an old Swarovski 2.5-10 that I have laying around. Needs a home so why not?,1,0.5576878190040588,TODO 2
+1236,0,Yeah I just realized that contact lenses can't be purchased until after hooktail.,ExplosiveSeal,papermario,2016-11,I don't think you can even get into West Rogueport pre-Hooktail.,0,0.9611830711364746,TODO 0
+249656,0,anyone have an idea for the scale of this?,bothra,pics,2011-05,"Piles of salt waiting to be harvested, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.",0,0.9666778445243835,TODO 2
+1942,1,Half Life 3,Tijinga,NintendoSwitch,2016-12,Most Unreasonable Games Wanted,1,0.5355162024497986,TODO 1
+2102,0,"They did smear shit everywhere, so I guess they're your ex!",Telanis_SWGOH,AskReddit,2016-09,They'd be my ex too if they smeared shit anywhere,0,0.7006118893623352,TODO 2
+251078,1,"Yes, you certainly seem to be a perfect example of not-awful humanity.",borkborkbork,AskReddit,2010-06,How about dispatching a bullet into your brain. If you think humanity is awful then please kill yourself.,1,0.952519416809082,TODO 2
+973,0,tl;dr conspiracy theorists are reaching really hard.,dragunityag,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Offseason poaching explained,0,0.6204107403755188,TODO 0
+251250,0,and that point is different from how the rest of the internet functions how?,cmschmidt,AskReddit,2010-05,"You should be interested in where they come from, because most opinions are formed around certain facts, and those facts might be completely made up, thus rendering the opinion a stupid mess of words that someone still might believe.",0,0.9713526368141174,TODO 1
+249314,1,"Oh great, cure the cancer, but give them autism!",rlbond86,science,2011-06,Researchers use human vaccine to cure prostate cancer in mice,1,0.980240285396576,TODO 2
+977,0,11% for every million we offered him over what y'all did.,cdgodin,nfl,2016-10,We should measure it in dollars per completion,0,0.6808696389198303,TODO 0
+1303,1,Thank you Trum for the first amendment.,yayfori,trashy,2016-11,"That's fine with me, Because of trump you have a freedom to do so!",1,0.7442141175270081,TODO 0
+250794,1,But herp derp Valve isn't original they just buy all their ideas!,latticusnon,gaming,2011-08,"It was a student project fercryinoutloud.... That's one successful student project. For the curious, should you actually play this game, don't expect much. You'll see the basic portal in there, but it otherwise bears NO resemblance to the Portal games you know today. Consider yourself warned.",1,0.9871151447296144,TODO 2
+251106,1,Sieg heil for Jesus!,florinandrei,WTF,2009-05,"similar thing happened to a Christian school here in SC. Group of about 30 in the senior class, all but 3 attended a party during Christmas break...snitch girl heard about it and went to the principal. The principal showed up with police and every thing. Yes, 3 people graduated...27 were expelled. You are held responsible for your actions outside of school when you attend a Christian school.",1,0.7094215750694275,TODO 0
+250141,1,Well cause you know the bible says to go forth and multiply.. so the fact that you aren't OBVIOUSLY means you're defective in some way!,tinkerfaery,TwoXChromosomes,2011-04,"i also REALLY hate this. i got married ~ 6 mo ago. (side note: i work in the medical field). anyway, as soon as the knot was tied, ppl started asking me when we were going to have children. i would reply with, 'well, i don't think that we will ever have children.' they would then gasp and ask 'why not? i mean, is there something wrong with you?' implying that i had a physical defect that wouldn't allow me to have children. how shallow and narrow-minded.",1,0.9878089427947998,TODO 0
+251523,1,Everyone knows that the pentagon is the bastion of moral authority here.,hans1193,politics,2010-08,"The Pentagon tells Wikileaks to ""do the right thing""",1,0.9871423244476318,TODO 3
+1833,1,"I don't think that's gonna run Minecraft on High settings, slap two 1080's in there and you may get 30 fps",LearnToStrafe,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Hi guys is this build good?,1,0.9446668028831482,TODO 4
+249903,1,So that's how they took down the towers on 9/11!,geak78,reddit.com,2011-06,"X-37B: Is the orbital drone of USAF/NASA, triggering world wide earthquakes???",1,0.8929402828216553,TODO 0
+250472,1,Wow sounds like you have really good judgement ...,nickcrz,technology,2011-03,"I had to buy it because I couldn't find anywhere to sell me a 250gb xbox without it. It was an extra 100 bucks and I just kinda figure my niece and nephews will play around with it whenever they visit. It's still in the box. I'll never touch that thing. Why? Is it cool? If there were cool games like there are on Wii, I'd hook it up. But the game that came with it looks like Gyromite to me. No thanks.",1,0.981357216835022,TODO 1
+250387,1,I blame Bush,knumbknuts,news,2011-08,Gallup: Obama job rating sinks below 40% for first time,1,0.939597487449646,TODO 0
+249111,1,"duh, ones american, ones not.",neouto,atheism,2011-02,I honestly don't think there's a difference,1,0.9171727895736694,TODO 0
+2338,0,Where is my A then?,zackline,leagueoflegends,2016-09,"Yeahhhhhhh your farm was god awful. S ratings are designed for those who did well overall, not just in some aspects.",1,0.7179290652275085,TODO 0
+1318,0,Like those Obama terms.,SauthEfrican,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-11,"Damn, two in a row.",1,0.8099310398101807,TODO 2
+1477,0,"Ah, that explains why I could only find that spot a few times.",Jarmen4u,woweconomy,2016-12,That area underneath the tower has basilisks only during a WQ. The only reliable Felfire Basilisk spot are the north lava pools.,0,0.6696398258209229,TODO 0
+249906,1,"Yeah, cause a big central government has worked out so great for us.",jscoppe,AskReddit,2011-06,"There is concentration of government in the EU, it is just that that government is weak and somewhat powerless w.r.t. the member states - were the EU to adopt a US-like approach with a true central government, we might have better results.",1,0.9869959354400636,TODO 2
+1496,0,Hansol?,OppaiOppa,kpop,2016-12,NCT 127 - Limitless,1,0.5453515648841858,TODO 0
+382,1,"Yeah, on all those rainy days we have.",DuckPhlox,LosAngeles,2016-12,"I don't mean this unkindly, but if you can't drive when it's wet, maybe you should practice more before you get your license?",1,0.9675093293190002,TODO 0
+250747,1,Man Bon Iver is just the new Lady Gaga.,jshufro,Music,2011-12,I'd be surprised to hear any radio station playing Bon Iver. I can assure you my music library is more than sufficient.,1,0.9648836851119996,TODO 4
+2084,1,What's Battleborn?,Gosumi,Overwatch,2016-09,Funnily enough Battleborn does this.,1,0.7974424362182617,TODO 0
+249628,0,upvoted for ideal username + impersonation combo,temp9876,pics,2010-04,THE LATE BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE UNBEATABLE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!! DOES YOUR COUCH HAVE A NUMBER OF CONSPICUOUS BODILY FLUID STAINS? NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE? NO SPLOOGE STAIN CAN BEAT THE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!!,0,0.9648061990737916,TODO 0
+2132,1,you got me bro im really whodatmiami,Aether_Anima,hiphopheads,2016-09,this sub is getting so embarrassing,1,0.889449954032898,TODO 0
+854,0,I still don't understand the logic behind that.,jcskarambit,AskReddit,2016-10,It looks like we need two turnips and heat :D,0,0.8738328218460083,TODO 2
+1587,1,Because that's not trashy.. at all?,disgruntledadult,teenmom,2016-12,"""Trashy bitch""",1,0.9871305823326112,TODO 0
+1388,0,"""As a mother and a fireman..."" -caller on GTA: San Andreas radio station",drdoubleyou,AskReddit,2016-11,"Gamers of Reddit, what is your favorite video game quote?",0,0.873785138130188,TODO 2
 250535,1,Color me shocked.,csguydn,economy,2011-07,Shares in Portuguese and Spanish banks fell sharply a day after Moody's Investors Service downgraded Portugal's sovereign-debt rating to junk and warned that the country may need another round of aid from the European Union.,1,0.9870533347129822,TODO 0
-250536,1,"Well, there ARE gaps between all molecules.",misermiser,AskReddit,2011-07,I had this health teacher for both 10th and 11th grade that I could not stand. She was really into spiritual well being chakra astro plane projection type stuff-she told us she believed she could by sheer force of will vibrate through walls.,0,0.603676974773407,TODO 0
-250537,1,That's all you need to know.,lifeinthelittleapple,IAmA,2011-07,He's a black guy,0,0.5253039598464966,TODO 3
-250538,1,That's all?,osamabenbernanke,conspiracy,2011-07,"Woman Facing 93 Days In Jail For Growing Vegetable Garden, Police State In Action!",0,0.5381436944007874,TODO 0
-250539,1,no.,savagejesus,reddit.com,2011-07,Sarcasm??,0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0
-250540,1,"Clearly, you know nothing of tradition.",cheney_healthcare,Libertarian,2011-07,"The correct answer to the question, ""Why don't they hold diamonds?"" is ""Diamonds could be used as money, just not nearly as effectively as gold."" Of course, this would only beg the question Bernanke doesn't want anyone asking, ""Well, what does gold have that makes it *good* money relative to diamonds?"" The answer reveals just how poor the money issued by the Fed really is.",1,0.9513147473335266,TODO 0
-250541,1,"Yes, repatriate all Christians to America at government expense",wanderingmind,india,2011-07,"Barkha Dutt upto her old tricks again. Obviously the Quran is foreign. Obviously the Bible is foreign. They way they came to this country is through bloody war. And the Hindus are expected to forget the legacy and baggage of these contentious religions? The Gita is a philosophical text within the Mahabharata which draws inspiration from the most respected shruti texts. We can't teach our children that but we CAN TEACH our children the story of an incestuous madman(Hamlet) in a play where everyone dies with absolutely no discernible moral content. But we CAN teach our children how Caesar was murdered in cold blood. But we CAN teach our children the story of a despot who murders with impunity(Richard 3). We CAN teach our children a heavily colonial play which talks about the natives of other countries in disparaging ways(Tempest). The major issue of disrespect towards our cultural heritage is over shadowed by these sickular warriors out to whitewash the past of our antagonizers WHILE such nonsense still maligns the textbooks of the children of this country. I think his greater point is referring to the Saudi and other Gulf sources which fund Madarssas and other Islamic institutions, especially in Kerela. I think he is also pointing out the HUGE inflow of money for the Christian organizations out to harvest the souls of the tribals and saps. In fact a recent article raised alarm that the missionary organizations have been the largest recipients of overseas donations in the last fiscal year(and have been for some time now). The billions of dollars flow into the conversion machines TO PROP UP FOREIGN IDEOLOGIES BACKED BY FOREIGNERS. Hence he makes a very valid point that the ""outsiders"" should shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.",1,0.9848939776420593,TODO 2
-250542,0,Couldn't have said it better myself.,quiggy_b,DoesAnybodyElse,2011-07,"word, it's like the people who thought it was okay to call black people ""niggers"" because of chris rock's standup routine. ""but i don't mean *all* black people, just the ones who act like *niggers!""* this doesn't justify anything, except your own dickish attitudes toward other human beings. it's pretty terrible.",0,0.9238134026527405,TODO 0
-250543,1,Thumbs up if you love America!,CalmerPolice,pics,2011-07,Feels like I'm on YouTube reading the comments in this thread..,0,0.5816588997840881,TODO 3
-250544,1,You're so right.. now where did I put my Obama poster?,tossertom,Libertarian,2011-07,How did this perceived support from the military transfer into votes in 2008? Apparently all the folks who send money to Paul fail to vote. Did you know he set a one day fund raising record in 2008? That didn't helper either! RATING: TRUE,1,0.9169222712516785,TODO 2
-250545,1,"Whoa guys, this guy's really getting at something here!",WtfWhereAreMyClothes,worldnews,2011-07,butthurt jew sympathizer,1,0.9709661602973938,TODO 4
-250546,1,"Yes, because the most responsible way of dealing with debts is to refuse to pay your creditors.",chochazel,Libertarian,2011-07,Scumbag Reddit...,1,0.9869792461395264,TODO 3
-250547,1,But it's different circumstances this time......,PBRBeer,Libertarian,2011-08,Debt-Limit Vote Breaks GOP Pledge to Post Bills Online for 3 Days Before Vote,1,0.8822089433670044,TODO 2
-250548,1,"I am a Republican and support anything that discredit climate changes (or, second best, make Obama look bad)!",prider,science,2011-08,We really shouldn't encourage this kind of bad reporting. *Statistics* are the way to track climate trends.,1,0.8937389850616455,TODO 1
-250549,1,OMG it's the girl from paramore...,Tenshik,gonewild,2011-08,"I finally took up the courage to make a throwaway. So, what do you think? Should I Go Wild?",1,0.8814631700515747,TODO 4
-250550,1,All you have to do is pray and the you will know the truth.,designerutah,atheism,2011-08,The truth of Poe's Law makes this nearly impossible to answer.,1,0.9380519986152649,TODO 3
-250551,1,It's always who you least suspect.,JoelDaMan,atheism,2011-08,"Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures",0,0.7224804162979126,TODO 0
-250552,1,Ive got a solution to your misunderstood sarcasm.,xeltius,reddit.com,2011-08,"It was a joke. Also, I am still on reddit, I didn't go break my arm.",1,0.906862735748291,TODO 2
-250553,1,Shockingly most violence by men is perpetrated against.....men!,Slep,pics,2011-08,"The funny thing is that today most people don't even realize, or outright deny, that women abuse men physically. This, while statistics have shown that women are more likely to be the attacker in a violent home.",1,0.9324439764022827,TODO 2
-250554,1,"Well duh, they're in the west, everone knows that all western countries are peace loving democracies where everyone is allowed to do everything.",martincake,worldnews,2011-08,"""If the UK government restricts social networking in answer to the riots, what separates it from the Arab tyrannies and China?""",1,0.9858478307723999,TODO 0
-250555,1,You're good at this.,Rabbitbunny,OkCupid,2011-08,"also, you're horny.",0,0.7270968556404114,TODO 1
-250556,1,"But dude, we don't want them capturing our base!",wcmbk,tf2,2011-08,i think you should talk to the new engineers who build everything back at the base and leave all their stuff there being useless for the entire round,1,0.9873389005661011,TODO 3
-250557,1,"To be fair, we did Christianize 'em.",WhiteBlade3000,pics,2011-08,Totally. Lets all keep dwelling on that as a society. Fuck progress.,1,0.8697687387466431,TODO 0
-250558,1,we are speaking *to* the Devil not speaking *of* the Devil you attention whor(n),jsmayne,atheism,2011-08,Yes?,1,0.9371814131736755,TODO 2
-250559,1,four-year disintegrating relationships are so hot.,oly_koek,gaymers,2011-08,"So, I came out to my sister while visiting home a couple years ago. I'd made some comment about a four-year relationship disintegrating and a day or two later she asked ""What's the story with this girl you're broken up about?"" me: ""Uhh... Well, not a girl."" her (barely pausing): ""Hot."" I was amused :)",1,0.9680433869361877,TODO 4
-250560,1,"No, it will be the year of Desktop Linux!",opk,technology,2011-08,Will 2012 be the year of 3D printing?,1,0.888355553150177,TODO 4
-250561,1,I can see why it took them so long to make these variants.,wieland,Android,2011-08,"AT&T, T-Mobile, And Sprint Galaxy S II Models Outed In Leaked Image",1,0.9454497694969177,TODO 4
-250562,1,THIS IS DEFINITELY REAL,TheSuburbs,pics,2011-08,Never Underestimate...,1,0.635236382484436,TODO 3
-250563,0,"Wait, I'm confused, I thought we had a no texting while driving law already, and it's saying that Perry vetoed it?",rapier_ape,Austin,2011-08,85 MPH! But wait... age-related cellphone restrictions?,0,0.5263097882270813,TODO 2
-250564,1,You must be a holocaust denier.,JSIN33,worldnews,2011-08,Jews have been doing this in NYC for years and no one says a word.,1,0.9594395160675049,TODO 0
-250565,0,Am I the only one who didn't care when I saw that scene?,skooma714,AskReddit,2010-02,"First ten minutes of Up, time and time again.",0,0.9599054455757141,TODO 1
-250566,0,"Good read, God bless your's.",bdpf,reddit.com,2010-04,A grandmother's culinary legacy,0,0.9788723587989807,TODO 1
-250567,0,I wonder why I got voted down and you didn't?,RabidRaccoon,worldnews,2009-09,"Just did, we agree ;-)",1,0.8799272775650024,TODO 3
-250568,0,who doesn't love ruffles on a body like that?,cosby,gonewild,2009-12,Hope you like rufles!,1,0.7164353132247925,TODO 4
-250569,0,That was fucking awsome.,duglock,MensRights,2011-02,"Man defends girlfriend from two female attackers, and gets this, ""You don't fucking touch a fucking female!""",0,0.9563860893249512,TODO 3
-250570,0,Exactly.,charlie6969,trees,2011-01,These people hating on cigs are the same people who have a hissy fit when someone tells them the negatives about puffin weed. In my opinion smoke what you want but dont rain on someone else parade when you don't share the same opinion. If you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all ;o),0,0.8641359806060791,TODO 0
-250571,0,That explains all the marching.,IsThisTheRealLife,todayilearned,2011-04,TIL that the Olympic torch was not an ancient Olympic tradition but was a Nazi innovation for the Berlin Games,1,0.8076649308204651,TODO 0
-250572,0,"The protests are about banker-fraud and a lying government, not that the young are not going to be allowed to pay for the old's retirement!",mvlazysusan,worldnews,2010-10,France Shut-down Over Retirement Age Battle - Workers are enraged that Sarkozy is re-neging on his campaign promise to not raise retirement age.,0,0.5525243878364563,TODO 1
-250573,0,jesus christ monkey balls,aesamattki,Android,2010-06,2GHz Motorola Android smartphone tipped for 2010 | Android Community,0,0.9715887904167175,TODO 4
-250574,0,As nutty as they are in N. Korea it's no worse than Dubai where you get sent to prison for kissing your girlfriend on the cheek.,dghughes,offbeat,2010-05,The most bizarre country in the world,0,0.8754206299781799,TODO 1
-250575,0,I was with a similar girl once and her breasts were like bags of sand,dboti,IAmA,2011-06,What were her breasts like?,0,0.9633967876434326,TODO 4
-250576,0,Bwhahaha,ZaxKellens,Minecraft,2011-05,"Nvm checked changelist, fuck...",0,0.7530086040496826,TODO 0
-250577,0,"We will, if Hamas uses it to launch rockets as they do with schools and hospitals.",foopirata,worldnews,2011-06,The idf will bomb it and kill every body in it.,1,0.727989137172699,TODO 2
-250578,0,This is how I remember it very.,stower,funny,2011-06,"too or to, it's easy, if you mean ""very"" than you need an extra o",0,0.9576526284217834,TODO 0
-250579,0,Innovationinnovationinnovation,itsnickk,rit,2011-05,They're fascinated by Innovation,0,0.6411659121513367,TODO 0
-250580,0,It's not a competition.. and two cultures can mutually share an aspect of their own cultures.,itsnickk,AskReddit,2011-02,FUCK YOU FOR SAYING DEMOCRACY! YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. You people steal fucking EVERYTHING from the french.,0,0.9739302396774292,TODO 0
-250581,0,"Really tired of the cowards in society that think he should of just taken the crippling beating, because self defense the results in the attackers death is wrong... Fucking downfall of society is cowards like you.",IronWolve,politics,2010-09,Glock 22 Packing Pizza Hut Delivery Man Blows 2 Assholes Away during a Robbery .. No charges have been filed against the deliveryman.,0,0.9421685338020325,TODO 3
-250582,0,"Not really assigned a job, just helped out if unemployed.",Shredder13,politics,2010-12,I'll admit my knowledge of France is limited. I had a job while there but I never heard of anyone being assigned a job in that way.,0,0.9735468029975891,TODO 1
-250583,0,"When they say he is enlightened, they aren't talk about pot.",plbogen,science,2010-01,We are both enlightened. Close enough for me.,0,0.6679295897483826,TODO 3
-250584,0,I've heard pneumonia2 is the root of all evil.,sunshine-x,canada,2010-09,"My sister works at Tim Hortons and they're starting their yearly ""Smile Cookies for Charity"" week. She told me a story from last year today... She works the night shift at the Tim Hortons near Kipling Station in Toronto, last year a man bought a cookie in the drive-through but told her to give the cookie to the car behind him. The car behind pulled up and she told him, ""The car in front of you bought one of charity smile cookies for you."" The guy was so impressed he did the same. The car behind that guy did as well. The cookie car chain continued until 173 cars had gone through and bought cookies for the cars behind them in the middle of the night. One of her regular customers also had a story about what this week means to him. When he found out about how the money from the Cookies in my sister's store goes to Sick Kids' Hospital, he told her how it had a special meaning for him because when he was a boy growing up in Nova Scotia he contracted double-pneumonia. The doctors had given him about 24 hours to live, but a specialist from Sick Kids Hospital flew in and removed one of his ribs and inserted a tube that drained his lungs, and also performed two other operations on him. This was in 1936. He survived, and told my sister this story at the spritely age of 93. If you're picking up a coffee this week, spring for a cookie, and if you don't want it, pass it along!",1,0.8486751914024353,TODO 0
-250585,1,thats because they are not funded enough.,enterence,politics,2011-05,I'm more interested to know how our intelligence agencies could possibly have had no clue he was there until last year.,1,0.9661802649497986,TODO 2
-250586,0,"Oh I do like this idea, need to figure out a good place to use my camera on timer :P",meeeow,AskReddit,2010-10,"What would REALLY! get me is if you took single pictures of you getting undressed down to something sexy (or naked) and then putting on some tall boots and a trench coat. Hold up cute little signs like 'Happy BDay!' 'Miss you!' etc. Send out one or two pictures a day (or however often the post will reach him), so that every day he gets a new picture of you wearing less. Then some with you putting the coat and boots on. When you go and see him, wear what you were wearing under the coat in the last picture. Flash him in the middle of the train station and ask him if he prefers the pictures or real life better?",0,0.9803579449653625,TODO 1
-250587,0,Even better is when they tell you it's your responsibility to provide your own writing implements.,Colecoman1982,pics,2011-06,"Yes. That, and when they tell you they have only blue pens, not black pens, and maybe next month.",0,0.8232733607292175,TODO 0
-250588,0,"If the girl said yes, she would have been lying.",formfactor,pics,2011-05,Everyone's calling the OP a horrible friend. How do we know he didn't ask permission before posting this photo?,1,0.9124426245689392,TODO 4
-250589,0,There's a big difference between voluntarily using drugs and being captured and forced to do something you don't want to do.,omega2079,Libertarian,2011-05,"You run into the same underground black market problems with human trafficking, slavery, and sex trade but I'm sure you wouldn't say that those too should be legal.",0,0.9820101857185364,TODO 2
-250590,1,Guess we'll just have to take them.,bdpf,reddit.com,2011-01,They aren't going to *give* them back.,1,0.953188419342041,TODO 0
-250591,1,"So stupid, it is not worthy of a rant!",bdpf,reddit.com,2010-06,Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution,0,0.7909127473831177,TODO 2
-250592,0,Change I can believe in!,gonzone,politics,2010-05,Obama succeeds at reducing private sector paychecks to the rich while increasing the payout of government handouts to the poor.,1,0.6723946928977966,TODO 2
-250593,0,But did he do lines with them?,IrishJoe,politics,2010-01,"Fair enough, he's basically taking the entire political process to task. Answering questions in the spirit of bipartisanship; but also pointing out that ""politics"" all too often get in the way of progress because once you've painted he other party as the enemy, you can no longer negotiate with them without losing votes with your own constituents. Very good talk among everyone in the room, including many of the republicans.",1,0.6437697410583496,TODO 1
-250594,0,"HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY HAS NEWSPAPERS!",VapidStatementsAhead,IAmA,2011-01,"My fiance and I were at the mall to pick up his tux for our wedding 2 days hence. A few hours before, we'd stopped at a local eatery and, feeling frisky, I decided to try a new item on their menu. As I waited in the tux store for his fitting to conclude, I felt a slight rumble in the tummy but as an experienced poop-manager (I have mild IBS), I figured I had about an hour before I would need to start worrying. 15 minutes later, I revised my estimate -- disaster was imminent. As the cashier fiddle-farted around with ringing us up, my fiance finally noticed I was pale, sweating and whimpering and he asked what the problem was. I told him I was going to go to the bathrooms in the food court and would meet him there. I did the butt-clenched fastwalk through the store, down the loooooong hall, into the food court, and just as I hit the door to the bathroom, I lost it. I duck-walked into the nearest stall and surveyed the damage: underwear were a complete loss (but thank god I'd actually worn them that day!), shit all over the waistband of my jeans, shit running down my legs into my socks...and shit had soaked up into the tail of my white t-shirt. I was boned. My fiance kept texting me to see if I was OK and I finally told him to just wait for me in the car. He kept bugging me, wanting to know what was going on, and I finally texted back: ""I SHIT MYSELF OK? HAPPY NOW?"" His reply: ""Oh. Bummer."" There was little I could do to repair the damage. I tossed the panties and socks in the trash, braced myself, and ran out the restrooms, through the foodcourt, and outside to the parking lot...where my fiance was waiting with the car, passenger door open, seat lined with newspapers. On the way home, he serenaded me with 'Everybody Sharts' (to the tune of 'Everybody Hurts' by REM). Married 4 years...because if they love you even after you've crapped yourself, it's real.",1,0.6058433055877686,TODO 4
-250595,0,"Yeah, funny how the state should have the say on marriage, yet when they have the say on drugs, the federal government says ""not so fast there"".",arizonaburning,politics,2011-06,"Great! Can we have the same deal for drug prohibition? We're lucky that there aren't entrenched, federally funded law enforcement agencies breaking down the doors of gay, cohabiting couples or stopping them at the border, or he'd never allow the states to do what they like.",0,0.797149121761322,TODO 3
-250596,0,Now do the Hangover!,hadees,funny,2011-06,"Dodgeball... Throughout the whole movie, the blonde is the love interest for Vince Vaughn and everyone keeps telling him she's a lesbian. He makes a couple side comments about how a bisexual woman is what they call ""a jackpot"" (that and/or a threeway). Anyway, at the end, her college buddy (old friend) comes up and they make out (also, the gif was edited from the original to make it look like CN was thumbupping their kiss) and everyone's like ""WE TOLD YOU SHE WAS A LESBIAN!"" And, she's like, ""I'm not a lesbian. I'm bi!"" Then Vince gets a shit-eating grin on his face.",0,0.829616904258728,TODO 0
-250597,0,"Unless they were harming someone at the time pretty much anything done by anyone at 8:15am August 6, 1945 in Minami-ku.",sunnygovan,atheism,2010-12,I challenge you to come up with a single action that doesn't have the potential to have repercussions which cause harm to someone down the road.,0,0.9635945558547974,TODO 4
-250598,0,Envy is a drink best served green.,ropers,pics,2011-01,something something only rich dbags drive them,0,0.8643704652786255,TODO 1
-250599,1,"Yeah, it's okay to kill civilians as long as you didn't mean to.",treebright,worldpolitics,2011-05,That's not the definition of a terrorist. A terrorist specifically and intentionally attacks civilian targets to strike terror in the general populace.,1,0.9869013428688049,TODO 1
-250600,1,So you're saying aliens genetically engineered us and left us here?,Bipolarruledout,science,2011-01,"And additionally, there's an important distinction between _life_ being seeded on Earth (which implies that living organisms or their immediate precursors were deposited on the planet by an impact) and _chemicals that later formed important components of life_ being deposited. The article is much more clear about this distinction than the OP's headline.",1,0.9191651344299316,TODO 0
-250601,1,Save the bleach for the backdoor.,Bipolarruledout,sex,2010-11,please dont bleach your vagina. PLEASE.,0,0.5577959418296814,TODO 0
-250602,0,Denial is also not just a river in Egypt,IMJGalt,worldpolitics,2011-05,Torture is Never Legal and Didn't Lead Us to Bin Laden,0,0.912643551826477,TODO 0
-250603,0,Jeff Spiccoli,IMJGalt,Marijuana,2009-09,What does your inner monologue sound like?,1,0.605586051940918,TODO 0
-250604,0,donald trump is an robot controlled by an alien that looks like a toupee,CodeandOptics,AmericanPolitics,2011-04,"Donald Trump is such an embarrassment to American Conservatives, they're accusing him of being a plant by the Democrats (video)",0,0.7739569544792175,TODO 1
-250605,0,Because he admitted that he read the fan fiction before Rowling's material and then admitted that he agrees with an opinion in public.,vplatt,books,2011-05,What does that have to do with anything?,0,0.6845179796218872,TODO 3
-250606,0,"so add this to the list of things its cool to hate: microsoft, apple, dane cook, priuses, twitter.",Anthaneezy,funny,2009-11,"Yeah, screw that site. I hate it because it exists. Fuck the world, too. I'm angry at everything, damnit. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. LOVE ME. ;)",0,0.6514987349510193,TODO 0
-250607,0,I think you have the wrong subreddit.,Nougat,atheism,2009-08,Is eternal punishment a contradiction of Gods love?,1,0.5142853856086731,TODO 2
-250608,0,Homophobic turtle doesn't like you fucking your favorite twink.,Liverotto,pics,2011-06,"Googled ""awkward turtle"" and got this.",1,0.7942491173744202,TODO 4
-250609,0,The tactic works well and no boys in blue get into trouble for it so they will keep doing it.,thinkB4Uact,politics,2010-10,Violent Protesters Exposed As Undercover Police Agents at Toronto G20,1,0.8802261352539062,TODO 1
+249243,0,Spreadsheet Simulator 2011,ronintetsuro,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-06,"After trying Eve online, this is what I must say to all the players of that game.",0,0.730039656162262,TODO 0
+965,0,"First rule is to never say ""conversating""",atlasmcbot,socialskills,2016-10,Conversating with new people,0,0.8777709603309631,TODO 3
+250660,1,"Yes, people with depression are selfish for not understanding that everyone goes through bad shit and you need to just snap out of it.",misfitx,funny,2011-03,"Very sad for the people he left behind... He was just stupid imo. I understand it was his passion, but killing yourself over it, despite being able to function like a normal human being, is just plain retarded and selfish.",1,0.986973524093628,TODO 2
+205,0,"Knowing this is Reddit, I'm guessing Clinton.",mjmannella,GradeAUnderA,2016-10,"""Hillary is a fuckwit"" ""DAE DRUMPF SUPPORTER"" ""Trump is a fuckwit"" DAE HILL SHILL"" Heaven forbid somebody have a neutral or apathetic stance, and I say this as a supporter of one of them.",0,0.532314121723175,TODO 3
+1916,0,Lol you're delusional if you think there's any chance of the republican-controlled house impeaching Trump,dumbflame,AskReddit,2016-12,"If he's not impeached... I give it 75:25 odds he gets impeached by the house, 50:50 odds from there that the Senate convicts him.",0,0.9821935892105104,TODO 3
+249894,0,You need Penny Arcade to legitimize LoL?,tpfour,leagueoflegends,2011-06,Does this mean my hobby has legitimacy?,0,0.7810489535331726,TODO 3
+250050,1,"Yeah, it's still pretty much the Thunderdome down there.",mr_jellyneck,pics,2011-08,Why would I go to New Orleans? Didn't you see the pics of my original post?,0,0.5631143450737,TODO 0
+1227,0,Inoreader,cybertex1969,italy,2016-10,Feedly vs Inoreader?,0,0.9167925715446472,TODO 0
+1400,1,The war on Christianity continues.,dakeyjake,atheism,2016-11,IRS Denies Exempt Status To Christian Coffee Shop,1,0.9444547295570374,TODO 1
+635,0,I don't trust Roger Ver's morals.,turpin23,Bitcoin,2016-11,"Roger Ver finds it ""difficult to support segwit"" because he is ""more concerned about morals of the people who came up it"", than the technology itself.",0,0.6041761636734009,TODO 3
+441,0,What the fuck how do you have that many gyms,alexzejason,pokemongo,2016-10,2?? I have 7 and I'm still willing to pick up a few more for leaving in gyms.,0,0.8996376395225525,TODO 0
+249521,1,Your logic: infallible!,pievendor,programming,2011-01,"So I guess you got a free dev phone too? Oh you didn't? Hmm, but I thought MS was better than Apple or Sony?",1,0.9810389280319214,TODO 2
+866,0,Someone might want to fix the auto-flair bot,dumberanddumbest,WorldOfWarships,2016-11,Overhaul of the camouflage system,0,0.7178927063941956,TODO 0
+249459,0,Lisa Burke- the designer... not sure about the actual model.,enkiavatar,worldnews,2011-05,"I came to ask who the model is, quite fetching indeed.",0,0.955037236213684,TODO 0
+250411,1,its great that we need a little footnote in there: ps its not just them moslimanian wackos,merik42,politics,2011-05,"Small armies of volunteers now walk the streets of US cities, part of a movement whose leaders have written extensively about their belief that it is necessary to burn books and art, and other objects they consider blasphemous and idolatrous. The movement is not Muslim. It is Christian.",1,0.7046638131141663,TODO 2
+249782,1,Who cares the Greeks are lazy .,AanonymousS,worldnews,2011-12,Greek Hospitals Turning Away Expectant Mothers Who Can't Pay New Fees,1,0.959722936153412,TODO 1
+250290,0,"ZOOM IN, ENHANCE!",BTMPL,gamedev,2011-05,New algorithm for 8-bit to vector conversion,0,0.8002012372016907,TODO 0
+250412,0,I also wonder why they adopted the religion of their masters which permitted them to be enslaved.,wingnut21,pics,2011-03,"As a non-American, I'm left wondering why blacks didn't all move north, both when the emancipation proclamation was first declared, and immediately after the war, when the north was all for freedom, and the south still wanted slavery. I have to admit that my knowledge of the American Civil war is based wholly off Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.",1,0.8476898074150085,TODO 2
+2039,1,Maybe he should come pout about it on Reddit instead,PunchHerFartBox69,politics,2016-12,What a joke this guy is. Our Precedent Elect is going to spend more time in court than doing anything else.,1,0.782213032245636,TODO 3
+122,0,Do things I love to do.,NinjaHDD,AskReddit,2016-09,What do you do to get rid off stress?,0,0.8602467775344849,TODO 3
+251279,1,Oops mine too:,garyp714,politics,2010-07,I hope you noticed the massive pile of sarcasm in the headline.,0,0.9426724910736084,TODO 0
+939,0,But if Hillary won we can say the same thing in regards to media.,coolman1581,politics,2016-11,So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?,1,0.9110930562019348,TODO 0
+250928,0,"I'm covered, I don't want to get into detail but I will be fine.",gh0st32,AskReddit,2009-06,Do you have a plan in the event that society should collapse?,0,0.9786160588264464,TODO 2
+250285,0,Why are we discussing quotes from revenge of the nerds?,Aerik,Physics,2011-02,"Am I mostly tiny, or mostly huge? So quarks and such are really tiny, and supernovas are really huge. Where does ""human size"" fit on that scale? In other words, if I begin at default ""human"", would I need to zoom in more to see the smallest known particle, or out more to see the largest known astronomical body?",0,0.7983753681182861,TODO 0
+251557,0,Don't feed the trolls.,itstallion,WTF,2009-06,"Tell me, sardonica, what do I have to gain from lying about my girlfriend being raped on an internet website?",0,0.923075795173645,TODO 0
+974,0,"yeah, i play support and help my friend when hes tanking, you know why i don't in pub, because the minute you jump out and try to repair the mother fuckers always drive off headfirst into trouble.",pc_usrs,Battlefield,2016-12,"I have never seen anyone hop out of my tank to repair. At least, I refuse to believe this happens in pub games, or without having friends on voip. That's a level of cooperation I'd love to see, though.",0,0.6985180377960205,TODO 0
+203,0,"Sick ""Home Alone"" reference.",ItsDarts,gonewild,2016-12,"Good morning, ya ilthy animals",0,0.9428322911262512,TODO 3
+249573,1,"Because of course if a girl dances with you, you're entitled to sex...",bakonydraco,pics,2011-10,Sheltered College Freshman at a Dance Club,1,0.9871755242347716,TODO 4
+250448,0,It looks like it could be stationary and the movement is the camera slowly turning to the left.,cedargrove,UFOs,2009-01,"Video: Large Bright White UFO - Rancho Cuchamonga, CA - 1/22/09",0,0.9673182368278505,TODO 4
+1982,1,Yes I wonder why there isn't a way to scream at your teammates,steelbubble,Prematurecelebration,2016-12,League of Legends does not support voice chat. I can't tell you why because I don't know what new excuses they've made since I stopped playing.,1,0.983412742614746,TODO 3
+251037,1,Good to see that Blizz is supporting us Elemental shamans as much as they have in the past.,BevansDesign,wow,2010-05,Cataclysm loot leaks! Blackrock caverns lvl78 blues /drool,1,0.9729143977165222,TODO 0
+766,0,"10/10 design, can't believe it took thwm this long to make a card that rivals the likes of reno",Jpgesus,hearthstone,2016-11,Im so damn hypedd for this card from MSoG!,1,0.8989076614379883,TODO 4
+251406,1,That's exactly what you should do.. Fuck off and die.,PacketScan,reddit.com,2009-07,"A question for those who oppose universal heath care: If I am working, earning too much for medicaid but too little to be able to afford health insurance, what exactly am I supposed to do when I get a major illness that requires expensive treatment? Just fuck off and die, or go bankrupt?",1,0.8867894411087036,TODO 0
+251353,1,"Don't tell me what to do, you fascist.",Nougat,atheism,2009-08,"Stop posting these ""How do creationists explain _____?"" self.atheism posts. If there was some magic bullet logical argument that could destroy creationism once and for all, we'd have done it by now. A favorite creationist mantra: ""It's called FAITH for a reason."" That's just what they're trying to avoid: reason. Let's accept that logic is lost on biblical creationists already.",1,0.9831337332725524,TODO 0
+2293,0,Yoast seo local - $$,Matt-Choo,Wordpress,2016-09,"Recommended plugins for businesses with multiple location listings? As the question implies, I'm building a website that has multiple business locations, and they each location them listed on their site. I could build a custom post type and do it myself, but I wanted to see if anyone has had any personal experience with a plugin that handles multiple locations itself. Especially if it handles the google maps API. I'm on a tight deadline, so if I can save time by not building this that would be sweet.",0,0.8690120577812195,TODO 1
+250768,1,Water = The universal solvent..,Equa1,sex,2011-09,They don't make rape kits survivor man style.,1,0.8248592019081116,TODO 4
+249536,0,"Hey, drinking is an integral part of being young!",slomo68,reddit.com,2009-10,"Don't drink and derive, kids.",1,0.9290701746940612,TODO 1
+251358,1,"What, no subtext?",azreal156,pics,2009-03,Not amused,1,0.9154664874076844,TODO 0
+249823,1,nice taste,b3nny,pics,2011-08,Nice shorts (NSFW),0,0.9387009143829346,TODO 3
+2420,1,How dare you?,Shaun8392,xboxone,2016-09,"I like talking about video games, and felt like it could be a fun discussion. I dont see how that would make you upset, as this is just a fun conversation about xbox games.",1,0.9094216227531432,TODO 0
+251285,1,"Yeah, because the media is a reputable source of factual information as well.",Imidazole0,politics,2010-07,"Uhh, all three media outlets given early view by WikiLeaks have said that the documents themselves offer scant evidence that this is actually true. (in fact many of them point against it). Don't let that slow down your reddit groupthink.",1,0.9869354367256165,TODO 0
+251219,1,"You are, none of the rest of us want that.",BusStation16,gaming,2010-05,Am I the only one who thinks a well made Firefly MMO would be the most amazing thing ever?,0,0.828162431716919,TODO 1
 250610,0,You can't let one side get too far ahead.,frostek,worldnews,2010-09,"Well thats funny. America gave saudi arabia 500 billion dollars worth of weapons a few years ago, no outrage with that....",0,0.735653281211853,TODO 0
-250611,0,What college did you go to?,sumzup,IAmA,2009-12,"I LOVE my job. I think I missed a question earlier that asked about my college, but yours reminded me. I went to college for Criminal Justice but didn't finish my degree because I got distracted by Culinary Arts and then Literature. We have, I have to say, the best stories. It's difficult. Speaking another language is a HUGE plus. Keep an eye out for hiring opportunities. I will say the last time a huge airline hired it was like 2,000 people out of 80,000 applicants. So, there's that. It's more like you put in your years of being their on-call-bitch. 3 am calls and the like.",0,0.9481411576271057,TODO 3
-250612,0,The launch was delayed until tomorrow after problems with a battery.,HyperSpaz,space,2010-09,It's over. Any youtube links?,1,0.5483822822570801,TODO 0
-250613,0,Is a check okay?,doubleD,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-09,Do you have $20?,0,0.9195645451545715,TODO 1
-250614,0,God damn he is good with those small frame glocks.,mattdahack,guns,2010-11,Hickok45 on Accuracy,0,0.5451979041099548,TODO 1
-250615,0,"I thought after multiple surveys, Reddit's primary use rbase was the 23-28 range?",mystikraven,blog,2011-05,I would strongly disagree on both points. By definition teenagers (which reddit is) are neither logical or reasonable. They just have an inflated sense of self-importance.,0,0.9202495217323303,TODO 3
-250616,0,It didn't even look like the cat was looking at the ipad...,neoform3,humor,2010-06,Obviously a fake. Cat isn't responding to the images he's responding to something else,0,0.7768599987030029,TODO 4
-250617,0,fingers crossed!,col381,atheism,2010-06,Whoa! Come on now Julia! If you just threw away your Christian lobby vote then you might as well dump Conroy and his internet filter; the Christians and Family voters seem to be the only supporters of it.,0,0.6024479866027832,TODO 0
-250618,0,So do most of us.,loki_racer,reddit.com,2010-08,"""Or is it because we want to hold cops to a higher standard?"" I'm sorry but when youre the collectivized force for moral order in a society youre GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD BE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD. They have GUNS mother fucker!",0,0.9182085990905762,TODO 0
-250619,0,Nothing stopping the public from testing it though.,Lighting,environment,2010-08,"FDA Not Testing Gulf Seafood for Mercury, Arsenic or Other Heavy Metals Because ""We Do Not Expect to See an Increase Based on this Spill"" even tho 'Crude oil contains such powerful cancer-causing chemicals as benzene, toluene, heavy metals and arsenic'",0,0.7256894111633301,TODO 4
-250620,1,"Of course, a man raping a 14 year old girl would only get 30 days and probation...",NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-03,"So much for gender equality. Oregon woman gets 30 days for raping boy, 14.",1,0.9758609533309937,TODO 4
-250621,0,So did he just admit to committing a felony?,msiekkinen,reddit.com,2010-11,"Adam Savage: ""What the fuck, TSA? You saw my junk but you missed this?"" (Hold up 2 12 inch long razor blades)",1,0.5203184485435486,TODO 0
-250622,0,"Yo dawg, I heard you like addons, so I gave you an addon that lists your addons...",cecilkorik,technology,2010-06,You should get MR Tech's Toolkit so you can just paste a list of your addons next time.,1,0.6829338073730469,TODO 1
-250623,1,"Well Obama did screw him, he didn't agree to all of the conservative demands.",kmeisthax,politics,2011-05,after which I had to see facebook posts from several military family members about how Obama was trying to screw them.,1,0.9440962076187134,TODO 1
-250624,0,"Die, automobile.",yellowcakewalk,environment,2010-01,"America's love affair with cars stalls as car sales slump to record low. More cars scrapped than sold in US for first time since second world war. ""This is not a one-time event. We expect the shrinkage to continue into the indefinite future"".",0,0.7199780941009521,TODO 0
-250625,1,Because you wouldn't help someone train their crowd sourced algo...,drivefaster,finance,2011-05,Why not just play on a paper account instead?,1,0.6920934915542603,TODO 0
-250626,0,I slept right through it.,stln00b,StLouis,2011-02,Everyone make it through the latest tornado okay?,0,0.8755457997322083,TODO 2
-250627,1,they've taken to poisoning us in V patterns now...,LostUser_2600,pics,2011-05,ozu yazib ozu like edenler))),0,0.7495110630989075,TODO 0
-250628,0,"Viennetta, what happened to that shit?",BusStation16,AskReddit,2010-05,What are your favorite things that you can't get anymore?,0,0.818217396736145,TODO 2
-250629,1,I guess no one at google's ever been on a plane and wanted to listen to their music library.,johnlnash,Android,2011-06,Google moving away from using SD cards... I hope this isn't true,1,0.6400623321533203,TODO 2
-250630,0,Did he apologize to the whores?,officeroffkilter,politics,2009-10,"Grayson Has No Plans to Pull His Verbal Punches : Alan Grayson said he doesn't plan to rein in his bombastic rhetorical style one bit, even after his recent apology for calling Linda Robertson, a former Enron lobbyist-turned Federal Reserve adviser, a ""K Street whore.""",0,0.676867663860321,TODO 0
-250631,1,"No, the research should be done at a junior college outside of Pittsburgh.",df1,Physics,2011-06,Do you think research into the origin of life should be done at CERN?,1,0.8025171160697937,TODO 3
-250632,1,You aren't asking enough of the girl to merit receiving our votes.,df1,offbeat,2011-04,"Reddit, if i get this girl 30 more votes on a facebook hair competition she will go on a date with me, PLEASE VOTE im 26years old & never had a girlfriend in my life",1,0.9364246129989624,TODO 4
-250633,0,"I've also seen many more women steal needless things from grocery stores, whereas many men will come back in if they find they've not paid for something.",phukka,MensRights,2011-06,Women are more selfish than men and more likely to bad-mouth their friends says study,0,0.9811179041862488,TODO 2
-250634,1,What you want socialized internets ?,Yage2006,technology,2011-06,"Wisconsin's ""WiscNet"" provides affordable network access to the state's schools and libraries, but it is fighting for its life: Governor Scott Walker and big ISPs want to kill it off",1,0.9201760292053223,TODO 3
-250635,0,Not without some help you don't.,cartola,sports,2010-06,"""I got next""",0,0.8305037617683411,TODO 4
-250636,0,So I guess there is hope for Digg yet,IbnReddit,business,2011-03,Kevin Rose Resigns From Digg,1,0.7318012714385986,TODO 0
-250637,0,Good handling of construction and value but I'd like to see something that isn't a copy of a photograph.,robro,trees,2011-06,"Hey Ents, trees helped give me the patience to start drawing again. What do you think?",0,0.955204963684082,TODO 2
-250638,0,It's like TJ Maxx,---sniff---,Frugal,2010-05,What's Ross?,0,0.5095707178115845,TODO 0
-250639,1,You should be in charge of the DEA.,Soldier99,todayilearned,2011-06,"Back In Nam we had our own way with dealing with those men who had lost touch with the world around them and turned over to the hippie junkie movement. If we gotta recruit who was far overboard from the poppy poison we would tie them up to a tree and cover them with nectars and sugar. Eventually bugs would swarm sting and bite them. After one ""drug bite"", as we liked to say, many never touched a narcotic again, instead picked up their guns and fought.",0,0.553562581539154,TODO 2
-250640,1,Because the city is really the important part.,alekgv,reddit.com,2011-06,"Only someone from Texas would use a shortened version of a city's name and assume that was clear enough for reddit, an international community.",1,0.9855550527572632,TODO 3
-250641,1,It is odd that people actually want to watch other people play sports.,theevilspirit,gaming,2011-06,I play a lot of video games and it's still odd that people actually want to watch others play them.,1,0.7465664744377136,TODO 2
-250642,0,"Hi, I'm a lame attention whore.. tee hee!",moodswung,videos,2010-11,Drunk girl gives lap dance at a Cowboys game,1,0.7937138080596924,TODO 2
-250643,1,"Quick, let's marshal all the white supremacists and have a racial war in PEORIA!",barbam,politics,2011-06,Police instructed to not comment on reports of large mob terrorizing Peoria neighborhood,1,0.9726895689964294,TODO 1
-250644,1,Socialism failure number:4592 it will work the next time...,CodeandOptics,worldnews,2011-06,"4 top Khmer Rouge leaders face trial for first time - Charges include genocide & 'crimes against humanity' over deaths of up to 2,000,000 Cambodians under Pol Pot's regime, 1975-79",0,0.5768051147460938,TODO 1
-250645,1,"They may be ok with giving our children dog food grade meat, but the state will provide you with the highest quality healthcare and healthcare products.",CodeandOptics,WTF,2010-12,US fast food and public school lunches now contains 'defatted beef trimmings previously only used for pet food',1,0.9368086457252502,TODO 2
-250646,1,The Founders obviously didn't understand their original intent.,Bodhinature,todayilearned,2011-06,"TIL that the Treaty of Tripoli, Drafted during the Washington Presidency, and ratified in 1797 by the US Senate, which included many of the ""Founding Fathers"", declares that ""the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion""",1,0.9359329342842102,TODO 1
-250647,0,"Well, he does talk about gods in plural and ""us"" and ""we"" instead of ""I"" half of Genesis...",Antares42,atheism,2011-03,"That's interesting, and it may explain several of these moments that are in the OT. Although there are plenty of these in the NT. Though one wonders why different divinely inspired documents describing the same events would differ on important points, if they were truly the word of God. Unless God has multiple personalities.",1,0.5582099556922913,TODO 2
-250648,1,"Yeah, the real estate market is terrible for buyers right now.",Peonuprising,AskReddit,2011-03,Working on it. He's adamant on staying in his current place. I think he's scared shitless of finding a new place.,1,0.9860159754753113,TODO 2
-250649,1,But they're whole grain now!,doublfit,loseit,2011-03,That's exactly the sort of advertisement I would expect on a diet website...So helpful.,1,0.9270827174186707,TODO 0
-250650,1,I am sure that the control group actually refrained from looking at breasts for *five years*.,sci_fientist,nsfw,2011-03,"You hear that, at least 10 min a day!(SFW)",1,0.8980313539505005,TODO 1
-250651,0,SCOOTER!,justpickaname,politics,2011-03,Look at the obesity problem. What's rational about eating yourself into a wheelchair?,0,0.598091721534729,TODO 0
-250652,1,I don't know how to annotate sarcam,originalone,AskReddit,2011-03,"By amount of upvotes I'm guessing people think I meant I'm weak. Sadly, Internet is missing ""sarcasm"" font - I should've used it in that comment.",0,0.8641119599342346,TODO 0
-250653,1,How is it possible that people are protesting a war that Obama ended as the first thing he did as president which we took to the bank anyway?,Sherlock--Holmes,politics,2011-03,How can this be when the far right on reddit has assured me that the left no longer cares about Iraq because a Democrat is president?,0,0.6660667061805725,TODO 0
-250654,1,"But guys this is not a war, were just bombing the shit out of another country because the UN said its alright.",ireland1988,politics,2011-03,"Biden, 2007: ""If he gives authorization to war... without Congressional approval, I will make it my business to impeach him!"" Yeay for doublethink!",1,0.9874167442321777,TODO 4
-250655,1,"""Theys"" spellings and grammers is bad.",Kirksteel,pics,2011-03,I'm getting pretty sick of my 13-year-old niece not going to school.,0,0.6374385356903076,TODO 1
-250656,0,"What about the Eurostar service, or a ferry?",Gusfoo,london,2010-12,"Help please! So me and my girlfriend were supposed to be in Paris this week but due to the adverse weather our flight has been cancelled. We are still keen to go away for the week and are considering going to London instead. If any of you know a nice (reasonably priced) hotel that will have rooms available at this busy period it would be greatly appreciated. We are looking to stay for 3 days from the 21-24th December. Location wise, something around the South-bank area would be ideal but we are willing to travel slightly further afield if needs be. Thanks",0,0.7406899929046631,TODO 0
-250657,1,"I need to get a few of those turtles, maybe i can get them to poop money.",wasappenin,environment,2011-03,Turtle found that pooped plastic for a month. Can we ban single-use plastics now?,0,0.7079198360443115,TODO 3
-250658,1,I thought a non-fox viewer has only 3/5th the weightage as a single fox viewer has?,orus,politics,2011-03,"Fox Lies: Chris Wallace says ""Fox News Sunday"" has more viewers than all other Sunday morning shows; actual evidence proves they have lowest ratings",0,0.6086878776550293,TODO 4
-250659,1,But then contracts would dry up and Private Corporations would be deprived of their God-given right to Corporate welfare.,nutmeggerking,politics,2011-03,"Ok, so let me get this straight. Our tax dollars went to pay these soldiers, who then killed these civilians. Then our tax dollars went to pay for prosecution of these bastards. Now our tax dollars are going towards incarceration, room and board, for any and all that are convicted. You know, I'm pretty sure if a few people pitch in, we can buy a rope. We can then just reuse it, and dump them all in a single hole in the ground. I'm tired of seeing my hard-earned dollars going towards atrocity after atrocity, but not towards teaching our children critical thinking.",1,0.9828866124153137,TODO 2
-250660,1,"Yes, people with depression are selfish for not understanding that everyone goes through bad shit and you need to just snap out of it.",misfitx,funny,2011-03,"Very sad for the people he left behind... He was just stupid imo. I understand it was his passion, but killing yourself over it, despite being able to function like a normal human being, is just plain retarded and selfish.",1,0.9869735240936279,TODO 2
-250661,0,Would look better on a girl.,Bloodlustt,pics,2009-01,"This just screams, ""I'm a tool!""",0,0.7348703145980835,TODO 4
-250662,1,Budget cuts alone have done very well on your side of the pond!,beedrue,economy,2011-04,too scared to attack the defence budget?,1,0.9073699712753296,TODO 2
-250663,1,But I thought RPI was the golden child of upstate education.,skelooth,Albany,2011-04,"In an apparent effort to protect their reputation, RPI issues warning to students to behave (x-posted to /RPI)",1,0.9840954542160034,TODO 2
-250664,1,"Yup, the Jews control EVERYTHING!",jeconti,politics,2011-04,"I know it's what he says he wants to do. The difference is that the wars are for Israel, and that's a motherfucker of a lobby. It's worth ten NRAs plus two MPAAs, at least.",1,0.9872488379478455,TODO 1
-250665,1,"Those 50 people were Americans, everybody knows American lives are worth x1000 foreigner lives; Fuck Yeah!",slitheringmadness,chapelhill,2011-04,"I'm not trying to diminish how bad the storms were here, but WTF?! 50 People dead from a severe t-storm is worse than a 9.0 Earthquake/Tsunami/Nuclear disaster?! (X-post from WTF).",1,0.9877803325653076,TODO 0
-250666,1,but ur not smart if u don't get a college dregree!,houseofholy,reddit.com,2011-04,"Perhaps if college will put you 40K in debt, you might want to consider whether it's really worth it to get a diploma that won't better your chances of paying off said debt. I absolutely love political science, but I didn't major in it because I knew that 1) a good school would put me way into debt 2) a degree in political science wouldn't improve my chances of getting a well-paying job enough to make the debt a good idea.",1,0.9872676730155945,TODO 3
-250667,1,"So why stop there, let's go andremove the wealth of all those who inherit it, their ancestors may have done well but that gives them no right to benefit.",Fidget11,canada,2011-04,I see the monarchy as a whole as archaeic and something that needs to be done away with. They honestly serve no purpose in the 21st century and are a remnant of the medieval ages. No reason why a group of people should have all of that wealth just because of their last name.,1,0.8654695153236389,TODO 2
-250668,0,The reason I looked for the option is 2 enemies were running at me and I couldn't manage to shoot either one even though I had the drop on them.,BrownBear1979,codbo,2010-11,"Aim assist ruins more shots than it helps with. I definitely will turn it off now that I know about the option, thanks!",0,0.9823381900787354,TODO 4
-250669,1,But what about our cheap clothes?,Shazzbot,Anticonsumption,2011-04,Sweatshops are still supplying high street brands,1,0.9761489033699036,TODO 0
-250670,1,"Parents reading books to their kids, what are you, some kind of time traveling wizard from the past?",cawfee,WTF,2011-01,"Fuck everything about this. I remember my dad reading that book to me as a little kid, keeping every injun and nigger intact. ""Those are things people said back then, bud, but it was a different time. You shouldn't use those words today."" That's all it took. Don't like it? Don't read the fucking book.",0,0.6761970520019531,TODO 0
-250671,1,"BRB gonna slay some politicians with a bow and arrow, old school yo.",mike10010100,reddit.com,2011-01,"and Sarah Palin PAC != GOP but I would even argue that a bow and arrow can be dangerous as well. Gun = deadly weapon Bow and Arrow = Deadly weapon Both are bad, but perhaps both sides should take heat for using such images that can incite violence.",1,0.6676193475723267,TODO 1
-250672,1,No one gives a shit how smart you are cracker.,NDND,AskReddit,2011-01,"How is this not considered racism? I recently got a notification of denial of admission to an ivy league school which I applied early action to. I have a perfect score on the ACT, full IB diploma candidate, 4.5 gpa, captain of 3 varsity sports, over 500 hours community service, and the interviewer said I was by far the most well-spoken person she had ever interviewed for my field. My black friend who also applied had a 24 on the ACT, took 3 AP classes all throughout high school, has a 3.1, and not a minute of community service or any sports. He was accepted. I was not. Remind me again, how is this fair?",1,0.6826443672180176,TODO 2
-250673,1,Too bad we bailed them out,dsfox,business,2011-01,GM sells more autos in China than US for first time in their 102 year history.,1,0.9485474228858948,TODO 1
-250674,1,I suppose I needed a,redAppleCore,gaming,2011-01,...isn't it?,1,0.9900318384170532,TODO 3
-250675,1,"After all, why go through the effort to protect the environment from oil spills when you can just ""solve"" them with Corexit?",indeh,environment,2011-01,"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called Tuesday for the elimination of the Environmental Protection Agency, which he wants to replace with a new organization that would work more closely with businesses and be more aggressive in using science and technology.",1,0.9855430126190186,TODO 0
-250676,1,but copying to the clipboard and saving in MSpaint is so much more efficient,dotpyfe,pics,2011-01,This was a Triumph.,1,0.9763337969779968,TODO 0
-250677,1,Because they are always the victims.,evileddy,videos,2011-02,"What I don't understand is why women blame men for the dichotomy, when it's women who promote it.",1,0.9872145652770996,TODO 3
-250678,1,BUT THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH WANTS TO PICKET A FURNERAL IN *MY* HOME TOWN SO I WANT AN EXCEPTION TO BE MADE BECAUSE THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL,noreallyimthepope,Libertarian,2011-02,"""Freedom of speech is not meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you agree with. It's not even meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you disagree with. It's meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you despise.""",1,0.9817118644714355,TODO 3
-250679,1,Fucking atheists.,Arbel,reddit.com,2011-02,Man caught eating his newborn baby.,1,0.9801681041717529,TODO 3
-250680,1,Silly atheist... *EVERYTHING* revolves around the earth.,zeroesandones,pics,2011-02,"i agree wholeheartedly but we'd be in jupiter's orbit if it were here technically, and the sights would be amazing! only bad part is jupiter would eclipse the sun quite often...might be cooler on earth...but who knows",1,0.9875560402870178,TODO 1
-250681,1,Oh well I guess that is a completely accurate representation of actually playing it.,wafflesid,gaming,2011-02,"I waited for it to be out for a while, read lots of reviews, watched lots of gameplay, and the combat looked boring to me.",1,0.9592330455780029,TODO 3
-250682,0,A man would deal with the fact he is responsible for his friends death,ajooha,Minecraft,2010-10,At least he is a man. Can't say the same for you.,1,0.8818525075912476,TODO 4
-250683,0,"They think it's gonna take them 18 months to finish HotS... that's more development time than a $20 dollar game is worth, I'd say.",DanielDoh,starcraft,2010-07,"I was hoping $20 each... that makes sense, right? $40 for the core game? $100 for the whole thing?",0,0.9056783318519592,TODO 0
-250684,1,"""It's not important.""",madcow44820,politics,2010-11,"You don't understand the concept of an impartial judiciary, do you?",1,0.7817746996879578,TODO 0
-250685,0,More likely next two matches.,musingson,soccer,2010-07,"Nope, he just is ineligible to play for the next match.",0,0.876246988773346,TODO 2
-250686,1,"They would bribe congressmen to change the law, since it is clearly anti-competative and anti-capitalist, and therefore socialist.",fitzroy95,politics,2010-11,"If all medical industry players couldn't get one more state or federal cent, what would happen next?",1,0.9816352128982544,TODO 3
-250687,0,"There is good weed in all 50 states, not all of them have it in abundance like California but I get pretty sick of people acting like it is the only place you can find good pot in the States.",bearlokey,AskReddit,2010-09,"It is? Sorry Colorado, I was having too much fun over here with my beautiful coastline, perfect weather, and superior weed to notice.",0,0.9834198951721191,TODO 3
-250688,1,That's the exact reason I believe in God.,xwonka,pics,2010-11,"I have no idea if you're right or not, but I upvoted you just in case.",1,0.8626117706298828,TODO 0
-250689,0,You will see how when it comes right down to decision time the numbers will be magically different.,manbitesdog,politics,2010-07,Yes on Prop 19 Winning 52%-36%; Majority Supports Legalizing Marijuana,1,0.9205624461174011,TODO 1
-250690,1,"yeah thats what we need, to bring the worlds attention to bittorrent.",nearlyfond,AskReddit,2010-12,Why doesn't wikileaks just leak documents via bittorrent?,1,0.9813018441200256,TODO 0
-250691,1,If the frogs are evolving then why don't they turn in to people?,Sabin10,science,2010-12,Frogs around the world showing signs of developing resistance to the chytrid fungus that has been threatening them with extinction.,0,0.5349404811859131,TODO 2
-250692,1,What's Opera?,douglasr007,Enhancement,2010-12,Question. Now that Opera 11 supports extensions will RES become a full extension in the near future. /crossesfingers,1,0.7827121019363403,TODO 0
+650,0,I know what you mean but I actually do travel to places where you either eat meat or you get stuck to really bad vegetables,destructivecreator,AskReddit,2016-10,"I know what you mean. I travel from the living room to the kitchen all the time, and I find it just impossible to be a vegan there.",0,0.983382523059845,TODO 1
+249418,1,Hey this isn't the design they had in the movie!,thecabbagemerchant,TheLastAirbender,2011-08,Young Airbender,1,0.87295001745224,TODO 1
+1499,0,"Can't get on my computer today, I'll send it tomorrow though.",cookieyo,Minecraft,2016-09,"Post a world download if you can , I'd like to be able to try it for myself as well.",0,0.965986669063568,TODO 2
+249568,1,The finance industry uses advanced probability and statistics to work out that nothing useful will ever come out of mathematics that isn't probability and statistics.,lokithecomplex,ukpolitics,2011-09,"Actually, this is fucking unbelievable. Thinking about it, the reason why applied probability and statistics is still being funded is due to the insurance and finance industries!",0,0.6077967882156372,TODO 1
+1580,1,"yes, it's called OBS",zmeul,nvidia,2016-12,Have Nvidia released a GeForce Experience without requiring login yet?,1,0.727107584476471,TODO 0
+1349,0,Did you dare criticize Bernie on Reddit?,BrewsterTheGreat,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,He would have been better than the alternatives. Still not sure why you think a Democratic socialist would be best for the US at this current moment. The time for a Bernie character will come - but we need some time,1,0.953724205493927,TODO 3
+399,0,I'd say it's Harden Gordon Ariza Anderson Capela Run James at the point and we're a scoring machine.,EnterAdman,nba,2016-09,Beverley Harden Ariza Anderson Capela Basically the starters,0,0.7807207703590393,TODO 1
+1915,0,"I mean, the show does have some high steaks",lespaul123,facepalm,2016-12,I think Netflix got this one wrong,0,0.6401857733726501,TODO 2
+251380,1,"Hey, beer does the same thing for me!",genuinepolitician,funny,2009-08,exactly! being high while interstate driving long distances is the only way to keep me interested enough in my surroundings so as to not fall asleep at the wheel.,1,0.5196423530578613,TODO 0
+1505,1,"But, but ""Intelligent Design!!!!""",Seriack,gifs,2016-12,.... The thing used for fighting makes them pass out if they break one? Thats a pretty shitty design flaw.,1,0.98764169216156,TODO 3
+249585,1,and I'm sure he's the only congressman spending hundreds of dollar on a meal.,McLargepants,politics,2011-07,"I think the point is more along the lines of: Here's a guy who is playing a huge role in deciding how people's lives go, yet it's clear that he has no concept of how most people live.",1,0.9867287278175354,TODO 1
+697,0,Finally got around to listening to this and I thought it was pretty good,BloodFartTheQueefer,SSBM,2016-09,D1 and Tafo discuss Smash and FGC with UltraDavid and James Chen,0,0.979171335697174,TODO 1
+249988,1,OMFG LOOK AT THAT KDR,power_of_friendship,Team_Awesome,2012-02,Tank whore reporting for duty x/post from r/battlefield3,1,0.9041685461997986,TODO 4
+1604,0,There' no split between the politicians..,A_Norse_Dude,europe,2016-12,Russian gas project splits Swedish politicians in Gotland,0,0.6118535995483398,TODO 3
+1056,0,Is that the cheatcode to the bonus level on Mario?,DouglasRoad,ireland,2016-12,"Ctrl-F ""Alt Right""",1,0.8231459856033325,TODO 0
+2176,0,"It's gotta be asked, why is this a thing rather than just providing a patch for repo inclusion?",JoshStrobl,SolusProject,2016-10,Quick & Easy: Compiling PartClone on Solus Linux (Guide),0,0.9821450710296632,TODO 0
+2217,0,Tan(60) * 500 works,beefsticko,ACT,2016-10,How do you solve? I just did the 30-60-90 rule,0,0.9456748962402344,TODO 1
+1764,0,...calculate the required amount of poison as the survivor count approaches zero...extermination will require some calculus.,ThinkRationally,todayilearned,2016-12,They probably used a higher percentage mortality than 50%. It may take that 0.000001 mg/kg to kill 50% of the people but it may take 5 times as much to get a 99.9% mortality rate. Figures from my ass but the point is there.,0,0.8787604570388794,TODO 0
+250435,0,Gosh I hate liberals...,massivepanda,pics,2010-10,4-Chan rips on USA (ouch),1,0.9855294823646544,TODO 1
+2114,1,You don't understand... someone did this in FOOTBALL!,timmy12688,The_Donald,2016-09,"Not sure why this gets so much media coverage. They should just ignore it. He has the right and freedom to do what he is doing, and while some may view it in bad taste, I really don't get what the big deal is. Let him wear his pig socks, let him sit down if he wants... let others view him as an asshole, but this shit isn't news.",1,0.9494686722755432,TODO 0
+251592,0,D- at least we arent zimbabwe... yet,rothbardmises,Economics,2009-09,How Well Has The Federal Reserve Performed for America?,0,0.5435568690299988,TODO 0
+1035,0,Op might be counting pts Nike also,verfinder,Smite,2016-12,It's been less than a week.,0,0.7588368058204651,TODO 0
+251005,1,"I will enhance the image and extract the number plate, give me a few hours!",lespak,reddit.com,2010-07,"Reddit, the driver of this car has broken into cars in my neighbordhood 4 times now. Help us identify the make/model, pelase?",0,0.5222903490066528,TODO 3
+251382,1,Waiting for the reunion tour so I can get charged double for tickets!,BonJoevi,Music,2009-08,"Noel Gallagher quits Oasis, blames his brother",1,0.780769944190979,TODO 2
+1911,1,This guy's life is so relatable.,altgr_01,videos,2016-12,"Mark Zuckerberg - After a year of coding, here's Jarvis. - Streamable",1,0.8694428205490112,TODO 4
+250217,1,"Yes, because some people are more equal than others.",dapperdave,WTF,2011-07,"""more"" serious. There are varying levels of severity in the world.",1,0.9872640371322632,TODO 2
+250177,0,"You must have quite a large collection of 8,9 and 10 digit friends to have gathered sufficient data to formulate this confident conclusion.",oldf4rt,politics,2010-07,"No. SUPER-rich people (10-digit wealth) do. 8- and 9- digits would rather there be universal health care, so they can compete with their businesses on a global scale. (disregarding the obvious moral sanctity of 'be nice to others')",1,0.940114200115204,TODO 3
+2331,0,"""In melee and brawl, he's my go to character.""",RazorXFireHD,smashbros,2016-09,Maybe he meant that he still plays him in Smash 4. This is marked for all games,0,0.7721765637397766,TODO 3
 250693,1,"Interesting, I'm not sure this question has been asked before...",halo1,AskReddit,2010-12,Why on YouTube does the advertisement load with no problems but the video seems to struggle?! Fuck corporate greed.,1,0.928259551525116,TODO 3
-250694,1,"Yes, that's the only logical conclusion.",whatureallywanttosay,reddit.com,2010-12,so lets close down all the soup kitchens and use the money to educate the poor ya?,1,0.986396074295044,TODO 0
-250695,1,This is proof that we must increase funding for counter-narcotics efforts and increase punishments for drug dealing.,BBQCopter,worldnews,2010-12,"Last police officer in Mexican border town missing - Ericka Gandara, 28, hasn't been seen since Dec. 23 in Juarez Valley city of Guadalupe",1,0.9848029017448425,TODO 3
-250696,1,this is a great way to get back all that time i spend on reddit.,the_cereal_killer,videos,2010-12,I've been doing it wrong all my life,1,0.9223419427871704,TODO 3
-250697,1,"Yeah, but they have great 3G coverage.",HyperspaceHero,funny,2010-12,"Funny stuff, but I am not really sure why anyone would need proof that Verizon sells your info. In all of my dealings with them, Verizon has shown themselves time and again to be nothing but money grubbing cockamole sandwiches.",1,0.9583979249000549,TODO 2
-250698,1,"Gah, I love England.",mutatedpuppy,MensRights,2010-09,1 in 4 state primary schools in England now has no male teacher,0,0.7559340596199036,TODO 0
-250699,1,"Don't burn books, burn the protestors.",Hammrsigpi,politics,2010-09,"I hate to suggest this, but if the whole Koran-burning is not canceled in light of the threat to our troops, perhaps we should organize a Bible-burning for the same day to show our Muslim friends that a free society works both ways?",1,0.6737039089202881,TODO 2
-250700,1,But then how are the super-rich going to save the economy?,Evilsnoopi3,politics,2010-09,"Obama refuses to extend the Bush Tax Cuts for the rich. Oh, hell yes.",1,0.9874546527862549,TODO 1
-250701,1,"Maybe, if we crack down on the use of tobacco, this problem will go away.",electricfoxx,Libertarian,2010-09,The new cigarette tax in New York has led to a spike in cigarette related crimes.,1,0.9872267842292786,TODO 0
-250702,0,Think how much in earmarks you could slip in with a $300 trillion spending bill!,treebright,politics,2009-12,"""It also contains 5,224 so-called earmarks totaling $3.9 billion, according"" You could state that there shouldn't be any earmarks in a bill [it's a bad way of doing things], but 3.9 billion, in a 1.1 -trillion- dollar bill? That's throwaway money. If it was a tip, the waiter would throw it at you in scorn.",1,0.607796311378479,TODO 0
-250703,1,Atheists don't sacrifice babies/children they are our source of food.,ralphie68,atheism,2010-09,"Then they grow into a hyper-majority superpower who insists on sacrificing the children of decent Amurkin Krischuns to the devil and instituting the practice of universal, compulsory, homosexual blood-orgies with farm animals. It's all true, I learned it in a Bob Jones University textbook. **edit**: not enough colorful descriptives for the blood orgy.",1,0.9300395250320435,TODO 2
-250704,1,"i appreciate it, thank you for your constructive criticism.",soccern00b,pics,2010-09,Sounds like you get annoyed too easily .,1,0.9099761843681335,TODO 0
-250705,1,"Yeah, because Family Guy isnt making money or anything... And if it's one thing Seth is known for, its kissing the asses of celebrities.",thinkbox,entertainment,2010-10,That's because he needs to kiss ass to get on more Family Guy episodes to help his career.,1,0.98713219165802,TODO 4
-250706,1,"Yayyy, SD streaming yayyyy!",5-4-3-2-1-bang,entertainment,2010-01,Nintendo Wii Will Soon Stream Netflix,1,0.9279164671897888,TODO 0
-250707,1,But...but...they always said they were committed to truth!,TheRnegade,atheism,2010-10,Not least because they did a 180 on polygamy in order to get statehood for Utah (timeless moral values!). Any mention of it now gets treated like baseless anti-Mormon slander.,1,0.9868417978286743,TODO 3
-250708,1,"Don't worry, they're most likely brown and/or muslim so it's not like they are people",KaizerZozay,politics,2010-10,"and all you have to do is kill somebody, what a bargain!",1,0.9881117343902588,TODO 2
-250709,1,That's sweet...,Monotropy,AskReddit,2010-10,She exists. I don't really ask anything of her though. I just give thanks for what I already have.,0,0.9065055251121521,TODO 0
-250710,1,I mean she is a witch.,SomethingNew71,politics,2010-10,"Yes, if twilight qualifies as the constitution.",1,0.6139829754829407,TODO 2
-250711,1,Stop being rational,JohnStamosBRAH,AskReddit,2010-10,"A lack of morals/disregard for human life is not the only way a business person can cause people to die. The business side of healthcare has a huge influence on quality of care for patients. If business people make a bad decision (expanding into the wrong areas, investing incorrectly, pissing off physicians, etc.) it can have a major impact on patient care. Another part of this is how well business people encourage teamwork between different levels of an organization. If the business side is not ensuring engineering and infection control are working together, you suddenly have an isolation room that doesn't isolate properly. You'd be amazed at how often a lack of departmental cooperation causes adverse patient outcomes and how often it could have been prevented if organization leaders had stepped in earlier. So, there are cases where business people, with the best of intentions, can make a bad decision that majorly affects quality of life for people.",1,0.9599059820175171,TODO 0
-250712,1,"Welcome to reddit - the smallest, most private community possible.",dotwaffle,netsec,2010-10,"I guess you could call me an elitist, but I prefer smaller private communities.",1,0.8345561623573303,TODO 0
-250713,1,"ur so right, religion has no influence in this at all",painted82,wikipedia,2010-07,"No, the force of arms gives them their validity.",1,0.9864184260368347,TODO 2
-250714,1,It doesn't show...,IsThisTheRealLife,politics,2010-07,My sister went to college with him - he was a narcissistic jerk even before he was famous.,0,0.8978505730628967,TODO 2
-250715,1,"Yeah, just like that.",borez,politics,2010-07,Deposit the money BP! NOW.,1,0.7775458097457886,TODO 0
-250716,1,Bueno ... viva las esquadrones de muerte de la NED y del gobierno colombiano,yellowcakewalk,worldnews,2010-08,"BREAKING - Colombia confirms that their government has filed a case against Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to the ICC, and against the Venezuelan state to the IACHR",1,0.757453978061676,TODO 0
-250717,1,Hooray for lighting aluminum on fire!,AlwaysUnemployed,trees,2010-08,I love these.,1,0.9474464058876038,TODO 3
-250718,1,These pervasive statutory rape laws are shameful!,monkeiboi,WTF,2010-08,"An 80-year-old man was arrested for fingering a 4-year-old girl in her ""poopoo"". He is being charged with 1st-degree statutory sodomy.",1,0.9772573709487915,TODO 2
-250719,1,It is good to see that politicians are dicks everywhere.,Lu-Tze,india,2010-08,"Pakistan changes its mind, now declining the $5 million aid offer from India for flood victims unless it is routed through the United Nations.",1,0.943103015422821,TODO 3
-250720,1,How sweet...,Catbunny,TwoXChromosomes,2010-05,"UGH what a jerky thing to say! My grandma did the same thing at our wedding. She also told me that our gift was for ME and that when we divorced (not if), that I was to be the one who took it with me.",1,0.5370610952377319,TODO 0
-250721,0,"be careful, that little girl will sprinkle voodoo dust on you and make a zombie out of you",Rip_Van_Winkle,pics,2010-03,"I spent 9 days in Haiti, and this little girl had one of the coolest shirts I've ever seen",1,0.6697295904159546,TODO 4
-250722,0,Me Hoova,smithmikeg,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2012-01,Bubbly Drinks,0,0.9308220148086548,TODO 0
-250723,1,but there's a nice view behind it!,missmurrr,bicycling,2012-01,A fucking bike,1,0.8835206627845764,TODO 3
-250724,1,"Yes, he slipped on water that Thomas threw 10-15 feet away.",mitallust,hockey,2012-01,looks like the puck slipped on some water and then so did Read,0,0.5079135894775391,TODO 4
-250725,1,Because the text in the back is in Russian,CSI_Tech_Dept,videos,2012-01,How do you know these firemen are french?,1,0.7204493880271912,TODO 0
-250726,1,Checkmate Christians.,whatshisnuts,Jokes,2012-01,Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31(oct) = 25(dec),1,0.8419171571731567,TODO 0
-250727,0,In the bag,PaulJuice,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2012-02,"I'm confused. Was the orange already pealed when she came in, or did she peel it while it was in the bag?",0,0.8341883420944214,TODO 3
-250728,1,Imagine how peaceful it would be once we've all been annihilated.,portablebiscuit,politics,2012-02,"Certainly. The point of the ""mutually assured destruction"" concept is to ensure peace by making war impossible for any side to win.",1,0.8868308067321777,TODO 0
-250729,1,Yea I'm sure cutting bonuses will be their first line of defense.,gthing,science,2012-02,Man this is gonna have a huge financial impact on the life insurance companies. They made those policies and set premiums trusting in the data that science and research gave them. Now they may have to tighten their belts and cut their bonuses to survive. Tl;DR fuckem,1,0.9851843118667603,TODO 2
-250730,1,"Because god gave us dominion over them, duh.",rboswellj,TrueReddit,2012-02,"Two hundred thousand years ago, the world's most powerful predator arrived: Humans. So why haven't animals evolved effective defenses against us?",1,0.9875356554985046,TODO 0
-250731,1,What a shocker.,CanadianFootball,canada,2012-02,Montreal ranks as Canada's best student city,1,0.9865946769714355,TODO 0
-250732,1,Just what the Republican party needs to deal with their lack of enthusiasm for any of the current candidates.,BlankVerse,politics,2012-02,"Amid uncertain GOP race, talk of a brokered convention",1,0.8741424083709717,TODO 1
-250733,1,I DISAGREE ARRGGHH DOWNVOTE WHARGARBL,hobdodgeries,funny,2012-02,I don't get why people hate this so much... If the person wants to keep the tag on its his FUCKING CHOICE... plus some of those tags look good.. no idea why people get annoyed from something that doesn't affect them in the least..,1,0.9697130918502808,TODO 0
-250734,1,Can you try to me more succinct!,affluenza,guitarlessons,2012-02,tl;dr end melodic runs on a chord tone.,0,0.6103842854499817,TODO 0
-250735,1,because she was stupid for thinking that she could be anything but?,secretvictory,funny,2012-02,how can people look down on porn actresses/actors when everyone watches porn?,1,0.8603057861328125,TODO 2
-250736,1,I think you mean Andy Samberg,GrossEwww,movies,2011-11,I like how Jesse Eisenberg is the last pic. I see what you did there.,1,0.5748289227485657,TODO 2
-250737,1,I'm sure his parents would totally agree with you there,alphabeat,videos,2011-11,Wow... that's like something out of a movie. Kinda awesome.,1,0.9798213243484497,TODO 1
-250738,0,Dat gap.,HAHA_U_SO_FUNNY,pics,2011-11,Misty & May Halloween costumes :D,0,0.7658259868621826,TODO 0
-250739,0,there you go,howardRoark36,Anarcho_Capitalism,2011-09,"Now I can attend Freedom meetups and participate more in local agorism. So I feel better about that. I think I am going to start volunteering over at the Fernbank science center too. Perhaps fill my trunk with sandwiches and instant hot coffee drinks and help those homeless poor souls when winter hits. But still, I feel like I lost.",0,0.895723283290863,TODO 0
-250740,1,I think you forgot the,Shadynastey,politics,2011-11,Cops are just Better People.,1,0.9895707368850708,TODO 0
-250741,1,"What would you expect from the 99%, right?",l00pee,pics,2011-11,"Seriously. Get a job, neutrinos.",1,0.8658056259155273,TODO 2
-250742,1,It must be a conspiracy.,enterence,worldnews,2011-11,"Sarkozy calls Netanyahu a ""liar"", Obama also expresses displeasure with the Israeli PM",1,0.9861130118370056,TODO 0
-250743,1,yea but god gave us obama..,stevenr21,news,2011-11,"a god? no. But since there was a Democrat in the oval office, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed in September. So today Lance Bass is free to respond to one of these requests.",1,0.9859961867332458,TODO 4
-250744,1,I believe this because it's in the form of a rage comic.,theothercoolfish,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-11,Job religion rage,0,0.6017067432403564,TODO 0
-250745,1,I have a brother who can't walk... way to be insensitive,HAHA_U_SO_FUNNY,pics,2011-11,Anyone else find this really lame?,0,0.6273513436317444,TODO 3
-250746,1,WikiLeaks Fault...,iiiears,worldnews,2011-11,U.S. spy rings busted in devastating blow. Iran and Hezbollah round up more than a dozen CIA spies after what some are calling major tactical blunders.,1,0.9689319729804993,TODO 4
-250747,1,Man Bon Iver is just the new Lady Gaga.,jshufro,Music,2011-12,I'd be surprised to hear any radio station playing Bon Iver. I can assure you my music library is more than sufficient.,1,0.9648836851119995,TODO 4
-250748,1,TIL LGBT people have no religious affiliation.,mrascii,pics,2011-11,Ultimately it's about giving special additional rights to LGBT people even if that means removing rights to people of religious affiliation who would have their rights diminished if LGBT people were given these extra rights.,1,0.8813782930374146,TODO 2
-250749,1,Just put them all at 10,ultraelite,guitarlessons,2011-11,"So, the knobs on my amp.. I'm not sure what the function of each knob is. Is there a standard set up for the High, Mid, and Low? Also what should the drive be at?",1,0.7896188497543335,TODO 0
-250750,1,It's nice to see a media outlet bringing truth and honesty back into the game.,Oprah_Pwnfrey,worldnews,2011-11,"German magazine 'Der Spiegel' labels republican candidates as 'liars, demagogues and ignorant'",1,0.9629520773887634,TODO 3
-250751,1,Sounds reliable.,dhibbit,IAmA,2011-11,"Clemson football is one of the dirtiest institutions in CFB, imo. They were going to buy one of my HS's offensive linemen a BMW after they heard he was getting a ride from a friend while his truck was in the shop. Told him he would get anything he wanted for free. They found out he knocked up his girlfriend less than a day after she found out herself, and told him they would pay for the abortion and nobody would ever know. Thankfully, he was one classy motherfucker for being a lower-middle class kid from the sticks, told them that that was his baby and he would do what he needed to do. He dropped out of high school to work full time to support his family. They wanted him badly and would do or say anything to get him. Heard from some of the staff at Clemson that they were offered payouts by some alumni to sideline one of their players so the alumni's relative would get the starting spot in the USC-Clemson game. I was a trainer/manager for 2 years in high school if you were wondering how I heard about this stuff. Also, I would like to take a moment and thank your school for making my decision to purchase Georgia Tech season tickets completely worthwhile. I'd have paid $300 for the priviledge of watching Climpsun fans cry and walk out of the stadium with 7 min left in the 4th.",1,0.9678808450698853,TODO 0
-250752,0,Everyone who thinks the OP in that stupid thread should just buy a new computer... up vote this.,Crushgroove1,starcraft,2011-12,"If everyone who agrees that the countdown should start after the loading bar could post in this thread, it will get noticed by blizzard.",0,0.8469509482383728,TODO 2
-250753,1,"That is such an insult, that you might as well be calling him the son of a whore!",N0V0w3ls,todayilearned,2011-12,I'm a Jew. All the Jews I've talked to about it think Jesus was a very good man. We just don't think he was the Messiah.,1,0.8441126346588135,TODO 1
-250754,1,"I stand with my argument that no adult has ever raged at any video game ever, and it is such a childish thing to get upset at something you care about.",Mograne,leagueoflegends,2011-12,"No anger is not a childish emotion, raging about genocide in Rwanda, raging about the disappearing rain forests is understandable. Raging at a video game is childish, so I stick by my comment of ""grow up""",1,0.8598079681396484,TODO 0
-250755,1,But you should garner enjoyment from the game the same way we do!,MrCarbohydrate,footballmanagergames,2011-12,"haha, that hasn't stopped others from judging. I didn't think this subreddit could muster more than one downvote.",1,0.9521071910858154,TODO 0
-250756,0,Came here to say that very thing.,limitedhangout,Documentaries,2011-12,Who the fuck shares shit that is on a paid-for network? Go find a ripped version or something.,0,0.9552011489868164,TODO 0
-250757,1,I can't decide....,I_live_in_a_trashcan,nfl,2011-12,"Which team are you rooting for tonights game, San Francisco 49ers or Pittsburgh Steelers?",0,0.6809180378913879,TODO 0
-250758,1,You mean SWTOR isn't a single player experience?,biosehnsucht,Games,2011-12,"KOTOR III. Yes, I know SWTOR is supposed to be KOTOR 3,4,5, etc. but KOTOR III was a project that was scrapped and I think a single player experience would have been much better.",1,0.9793932437896729,TODO 4
-250759,0,I would buy the shit out of that.,itsfloppy,TwoXChromosomes,2011-10,"**Shameless Plug** My friend has this fantastic idea for a totally piratical (yes, it is a word!) woman's tee, and he wants the opinons of the lovely ladies of Reddit! Thoughts?",0,0.9632576107978821,TODO 2
-250760,1,"Yeah, this is obviously rape.",kreiger,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-12,Because it's perfectly OK to rape your girlfriend... proof that men think with their small dicks and couldn't give a shit about women.,1,0.9876281023025513,TODO 1
-250761,1,How dare he change his mind after only twenty years of life experience.,Creabhain,todayilearned,2012-01,"TIL that in 1992 Ice Cube released a single, ""True to The Game,"" calling out Uncle Tom rappers who abandon hardcore rap in order to cater to white audiences. Mr. Cube has since been renewed for 5 seasons of the hit family sitcom ""Are We There Yet?""",1,0.9858242273330688,TODO 1
-250762,1,Last year.,yakimushi,motorcycles,2011-09,"Hmm, I didn't know the CB750 was the first with disk brakes. I wonder when HD first used them",0,0.8514992594718933,TODO 4
-250763,0,"I'm fairly sure the lazy will just go away or become lurkers, and the quality posts will surface.",hardethanolninja,starcraft,2011-09,"+1 i agree with you that the content is often not the greatest and quite lazy... but are you confident in lazy people to come out of the woodwork, create meaningful self-content or take the time to evaluate self posts and upvote them?",0,0.8728682994842529,TODO 0
-250764,1,GOD you guys are gay,tehreal,amiugly,2011-09,Thanks bro. I feel as though we should live in a world where males can compliment other males without being labelled homo.,0,0.6584905385971069,TODO 4
-250765,1,Because 'merica fuck yeah.,BonzoTheBoss,reddit.com,2011-09,"Why did Ron Paul get booed for stating the real reasons Al-Qaeda attacked the US? In the debate tonight, Ron Paul was booed for saying the following? I'm paraphrasing here, he said, ""Al-Qaeda doesn't hate our freedom, they hate our bombing and occupation of their lands, and our socioeconomic treatment of their cultures.""",1,0.9367575645446777,TODO 0
-250766,0,This can be true given the brain chemistry of gay men and women.,Santaferra,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-08,TIL gay men are more like women than women are. Motherfucking science.,0,0.7219379544258118,TODO 4
-250767,1,Have Geek Squad build it for you!,TheDogKing,AskReddit,2011-09,"Reddit, I'm going to build a gaming rig... What do I need/need to know? Gentlemen. I've had along and long and unsatisfying relationship with my Hp Pavilion, so I figured it's time to let go. Goal: Build gaming rig with a GTX 560/570 in $900 ballpark",1,0.7304659485816956,TODO 0
-250768,1,Water = The universal solvent..,Equa1,sex,2011-09,They don't make rape kits survivor man style.,1,0.8248592019081116,TODO 4
-250769,1,"I just don't get why Iran is acting so paranoid; it's not like we've invaded and occupied its 2 largest neighbors over spurious reasons, threatened to bomb it on multiple occasions or actively supported a nation that invaded and used chemical weapons on them.",ecrw,worldnews,2011-09,"Why should Iran ""surrender its nuclear program""? All its major enemies (Israel, USA) have the bomb, so why shouldn't they?",1,0.917104184627533,TODO 3
-250770,1,"Yeah, blops was so boring and slow.",worfres_arec_bawrin,mw3,2011-09,"i don't know, but if they move as slow as they do in black ops, i'm going to be pissed",1,0.9869373440742493,TODO 0
-250771,1,What makes you think that?,AJockeysBallsack,reddit.com,2011-10,"wow, uganda really hates gay people.",1,0.6551930904388428,TODO 0
-250772,1,fuck people that are more successful than me!,filmeister,reddit.com,2011-10,Stay classy Reddit!,1,0.9700099229812622,TODO 0
-250773,1,ಠ\_ಠ How dare we show appreciation towards someone who takes time out of their day to make our days better.,I_Have_A_Van,AskReddit,2011-10,Why do you care? People like you make me hate humanity.,1,0.9809557795524597,TODO 0
-250774,1,"Sorry babe, but Reddit women aren't worth going down on in the first place.",CapnKidd,science,2011-10,Do NOT fuck with my ability to receive cunnilingus. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.,1,0.9247186183929443,TODO 4
-250775,1,Because he is the lord and savior of PC gaming and should be treated as such.,Jagxyz,gaming,2011-10,"Their application covered all uses in nearly every field. TV Shows, games, clothes and the like. Exactly why should Notch be graded exclusive control over a simple english word?",1,0.9855988025665283,TODO 0
-250776,1,"No, we prefer to talk to trolls pretending to be rich.",Filipp0,IAmA,2011-10,"Would Reddit like an IAmA from my 87 year old German grandmother who was raised in Nazi Germany, went through the Hitler Youth, and survived multiple bombing raids throughout the war?",1,0.9218923449516296,TODO 3
-250777,1,Thank you verizon.,adfectio,Android,2011-10,"People in IT where I work call them ""Droids"". *shivers*",1,0.8149257898330688,TODO 0
-250778,1,"Good thing bullets never land, some of those are still traveling out in space.",Diggtastic,videos,2011-10,TIL that these guys are crazy.. i mean really..,1,0.7814376354217529,TODO 4
-250779,1,You're blaming the *victim*!,EasilyEnthused,MensRights,2011-10,"Don't. He clearly knew what he was getting into. You can't hide that sort of crazy for very long and by the sound of it, I doubt she even tried.",1,0.9512313008308411,TODO 3
-250780,1,I didn't know they required that for second grade English,SubmittedToDigg,AskReddit,2011-10,"I reading it now, it's good but the book is confusing. Or I didn't pay attention:",1,0.8173190355300903,TODO 1
-250781,1,conceding 4 goals is the greatest feeling?,Ajinho,soccergaming,2011-10,The greatest feeling in FIFA...,1,0.9325350522994995,TODO 2
-250782,1,"And tempest and chronos can stun your whole team, they should be nerfed too!",xpinchx,HeroesofNewerth,2011-10,I'm aware her ult is channeling. It doesn't matter why they nerfed dance floor what matters is how it affects the game.,1,0.9823052883148193,TODO 4
-250783,0,rewind was op anyway,houseofholy,AskReddit,2011-07,Nerf.,1,0.8552657961845398,TODO 0
-250784,0,"yeah, his reviews led me to the puresmoker icon which I've been enjoying since November and I'll probably check his reviews again when i'm looking to get a 5v or feeder mod.",element8,electronic_cigarette,2011-08,I like this guy.,0,0.9839921593666077,TODO 4
-250785,1,Does everyone need a hug?,aaaaaasdfgrdgbfzs,Libertarian,2011-07,"Just wanted to say that all the name calling and curse words in the one conversation here are way worse for convincing non-libertarians than any utilitarian OR moral argument, by far.",0,0.8203627467155457,TODO 3
-250786,1,That's so funny.,PoochDoobie,pics,2011-07,"Funny, this is how my Uncle's house looked when we helped him clean it up. ...except it was Canadian Whiskey bottles. ...Oh, and he was *dead from liver damage* Good luck on your recovery. Stay sober, my friend.",1,0.9786761403083801,TODO 2
-250787,1,Like vaccines?,General_Mayhem,science,2011-07,Stanford twin study suggests non-genetic factors play surprisingly large role in determining autism,1,0.9653745889663696,TODO 0
-250788,1,"Wow, never seen this posted before!",valtism,Music,2011-07,Johnny Cash - Hurt,1,0.9868505001068115,TODO 0
-250789,1,Sexual harassment is hilarious under the right circumstances!,Gothiks,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-07,"Now, imagine if a father-in-law had done this to his daughter-in-law...",1,0.9825531244277954,TODO 2
-250790,1,"Yeah, but if we tax them, they will just pack up shop and leave taking all the newly generated jobs with them.",TopNFalvors,pittsburgh,2011-07,"Panel suggests hikes in Pa. vehicle fees, gas tax",1,0.9834110140800476,TODO 1
-250791,0,Homophobes.,Rabbitbunny,reddit.com,2011-07,Eagle Scout? Who would put that on their CV?,1,0.7858788371086121,TODO 0
-250792,1,That's the sort of lasting impression I hope to make on the undergrads that take pchem with me as their reci TA.,chemmon1,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-07,Fuck PChem. That is the worst class ever. It made OChem look happy and joyous and full of daisies. ... fucking pchem,0,0.6987499594688416,TODO 0
-250793,1,But... but they hunt whales.,Syujinkou,AskReddit,2011-07,"""In respect for the victims, we will create an even better society."" ""We will together punish the murderer. Our punishment will be more generosity, more tolerance and more democracy."" - Don't you wish all people could be more like Norwegians?",1,0.9872217774391174,TODO 0
-250794,1,But herp derp Valve isn't original they just buy all their ideas!,latticusnon,gaming,2011-08,"It was a student project fercryinoutloud.... That's one successful student project. For the curious, should you actually play this game, don't expect much. You'll see the basic portal in there, but it otherwise bears NO resemblance to the Portal games you know today. Consider yourself warned.",1,0.9871151447296143,TODO 2
-250795,1,Somebody should award this man a Nobel prize for his tireless peace efforts.,GoogleitoErgoSum,politics,2011-08,He also started three more. Now that's accountable!,1,0.967793881893158,TODO 0
-250796,1,Yeah because being a crossdresser totally means you are are gay..,SplinterClaw,pics,2011-08,Apparently the greatest physicist of our time enjoyed the occasional balls gargling...,1,0.9867412447929382,TODO 1
-250797,1,Helmets on a motorcycle are there just so they can find your head after you crash.,Clegko,pics,2011-08,"You may be able to find a metal helmet, especially if you look at motorcycle helmets and stuff. However, the good thing about plastic and foam is that it will deform and break. This will increase the amount of time in which whatever is hitting you acts, and will therefore decrease the amount of damage done to you, rather than just transferring the force directly to the skull, as a purely metal helmet would. It will still protect you, and possibly done a better job, in the process of breaking. Also, when I was looking around at motorcycle helmets it seemed that they have the additional problem of decapitation, though whether that's partly due to their higher speed rather than helmet design I couldn't say.",1,0.519065797328949,TODO 3
-250798,1,Obviously that's all the EPA does,E7ernal,PoliticalDiscussion,2011-08,"Economic prosperity does not of necessity require free reign to go dump toxic shit in the drinking water. Clearly, you are not aware of that simple contradiction. Christ, it saddens me that someone bothered to teach you to read and write. They wasted their time, and mine.",1,0.9865850210189819,TODO 0
-250799,0,Finishing off a bottle of Myers's Rum and sneaking away from the party to get my *real* present.,fredbnh,AskReddit,2011-03,"What were you doing when you turned 18? My brain doesn't work right, so I could use some help understanding this. Were you acting like an adult when you were 18? What did you do? Do you expect most people to act like adults when they turn 18? Was it the best years of your life?",0,0.8184605836868286,TODO 3
-250800,0,that's a good one,thereisnosuchthing,politics,2011-06,People like you are why our republic continues to fail. Good job on being an apathetic and shitty citizen.,0,0.9356276392936707,TODO 1
-250801,0,In 100 years that thread will be taught in Social Studies.,bboytriple7,4chan,2011-04,the dick-skull thread was still pretty legendary in my mind,0,0.8004294633865356,TODO 1
-250802,0,Well the pub manager is suspected to have falsified signatures on her canadidacy application.,shawa666,canada,2011-05,"you forgot a pub manager, highschool teacher, and a polit sci student. :)",1,0.6650983095169067,TODO 4
-250803,0,you might be right- damn,_Woodrow_,lost,2010-05,"I thought that when he was wiping his knife, but I just re-watched the whole episode, and I am thinking that he wiped his knife from Zoe's throat blood only.",0,0.9267079830169678,TODO 2
-250804,0,"I think it goes something like this, ""I got a science joke; I'm smart!""",hobbit6,AskReddit,2011-04,"I'm also very surprised by ""Big Bang Theory""'s ratings. That show is full of lazy jokes yet it is extremely successful.",0,0.5015051960945129,TODO 1
-250805,0,In porn it does.,PrettyCoolGuy,funny,2010-04,Really? *no*.......... It works that way in the gay community?,0,0.7785906195640564,TODO 0
-250806,0,Nah I'd get on my computer and concuct some bullshit fantasy to make myself sound tough on the internet.,AtomicDog1471,politics,2010-10,"Yeah, I guess I'm a bad guy for saying I would step in to stop this regardless of political affiliation. I guess you would just stand around waiting for government to do something. AMIRIGHT?",1,0.9030113816261292,TODO 3
-250807,0,Damned near all of them.,napalm_beach,AskReddit,2011-05,"Which TV show do you wish had been cancelled before it went down hill? I may make a few enemies by saying this, but I wish they had pulled the plug on the Simpsons about a decade ago.",0,0.9009782075881958,TODO 0
-250808,0,Did Fox ever broadcast straight from the Whitehouse without allowing any dissenting views to be heard?,avengingturnip,guns,2009-06,Just because this is slanty doesn't mean Fox news isn't blatantly partisan bullshit parading around in neutral clothes.,0,0.8816702365875244,TODO 2
-250809,0,"If it has Thor, The God of Thunder, there are pretty good chances I'll watch it.",robotevil,entertainment,2011-02,"Trailers for action movies always look good. I figure they choose many of the scenes for the movie based on what would look good in trailers. But, yeah. It has got Natalie Portman. Chance are I'll watch it.",0,0.7969440817832947,TODO 1
-250810,0,I think there were other groups besides the religious fundamentalists who were part of the revolution.,hb_alien,politics,2011-01,"But by overthrowing the Iranian democratic gov't, and then backing the Iranian dictator who crushed dissent so ruthlessly that there was no opposition except religious leaders, the immoral US gov't brought any problems in Iran on themselves.",0,0.9741026759147644,TODO 3
-250811,0,More like plotting in secrecy.,Mr_Zero,politics,2009-11,"Is George W. Bush Hiding? Not that I am complaining, but there hasn't been a peep out of him since January 20... Other retired Commanders in Chief seem to have had some kind of post administration impact, but were has he been?",0,0.8056752681732178,TODO 0
-250812,0,"Liquid in, liquid out.",GloriousDawn,pics,2010-09,"I present to reddit, my greatest invention EVER...",0,0.8230894207954407,TODO 0
-250813,0,Grow op UP.,zotquix,gaming,2011-06,Grow up OP.,0,0.608151912689209,TODO 0
-250814,0,Living in a third world country doesn't actually mean that you are poor.,waspbr,Android,2011-05,You live in a third world country and you're worried about android phones?,0,0.9551475048065186,TODO 0
-250815,0,"please tell me, you don't think passwords on zip files provide any kind of security whatsoever",willcode4beer,technology,2011-04,"I'd love to see it crack even a simple zip file with a password like ""ASUJFbhuw8132rth24809gwfn24ijwrug*YW%*R(U#98jq38fj3f82r80j*)#R)*H#RT(&Hg""",0,0.9716840982437134,TODO 0
-250816,1,I dunno...eating 3 double cheezeburgers at Brittain every day is pretty appealing,Disench4nted,gatech,2011-05,I have an unlimited meal plan at my college but I hate all the food they serve (x-post from r/firstworldproblems),1,0.9131330251693726,TODO 0
-250817,0,India and Vietnam would be very happy to replace China and supply the world with cheap crap and they are starting to do so.,darkgatherer,worldnews,2011-05,"What hes saying is the world loves its cheap crap and has almost unanimously voted with its wallet to continue buying its cheap crap...Until you find a new hellhole that willing to produce cheaper crap, then China will continue to have a strangle hold over said balls...",0,0.9425020217895508,TODO 0
-250818,0,"Yeah, but they'll complain about you endlessly when you can't hear them, and that's all that really counts.",smacksaw,LearnJapanese,2011-04,"They don't want homeless people or troublemakers loitering there, so they put those signs up. I'm sure if you're there reading books, no one will say anything to you.",1,0.861993670463562,TODO 0
-250819,0,See human kind,shunt110,AskReddit,2011-05,How would you best sum up humanity in one sentence?,1,0.6826311349868774,TODO 0
-250820,0,"so long as it isn't 10 man hours maintenance for every 1 in the air, we are stepping up, I wouldn't worry about it.",monolithdigital,canada,2010-07,Navy helicopter contract renegotiated: The federal government is dropping key performance standards for navy helicopters due this fall in exchange for the manufacturer's promise to guarantee another $80 million in work to Canadian aerospace companies.,1,0.6023761034011841,TODO 2
-250821,0,"I've never had an upgrade screw up on me, but I always waited till the RC to do them, this is a beta so I'm not sure if its wise.",superwinner,Ubuntu,2010-09,I Always do fresh installs. I have had more fail than succeed,0,0.9831699728965759,TODO 1
-250822,0,[citation needed],pacman42,politics,2010-11,"Palin calls for repeal of health law, says it will increase abortions.",0,0.8921573162078857,TODO 3
-250823,0,BP to the rescue.,P-Dub,pics,2010-07,What you have just described is one of the most terrifying things I can imagine. *Fuck the ocean.*,1,0.6876652240753174,TODO 0
-250824,0,Because it is not murder.,Ze_Carioca,reddit.com,2010-11,Isn't there some value of money for which human life is valued? I thought the UN had something like that. Why don't we consider theft of a large enough value murder?,1,0.8946221470832825,TODO 2
-250825,0,Jesus did it.,Rhode,science,2009-03,"Dear Science Reddit, can you present a better explanation for this unsolved scientific mystery? I was loving this article until in the last paragraph the author pulled some hokey mumbo-jumbo explanation out of his arse. Do you have a better one?",1,0.920619547367096,TODO 0
-250826,0,"Then comes saturday, and sunday after that.",testu_nagouchi,Austin,2011-05,all I can say is I'm looking forward to Friday!,0,0.805485188961029,TODO 0
-250827,0,Would you take its cherry?,probnot,pics,2011-05,I'd hit that.,0,0.8443485498428345,TODO 0
-250828,0,Am I the only one who half expected one of those screens to crack?,cultured_banana_slug,reddit.com,2010-09,I laughed so fucking hard at this,0,0.9530928730964661,TODO 2
-250829,0,Add: National ProSource DICE Monster etc...,Antebios,houston,2011-05,Thanks,0,0.9203867316246033,TODO 0
-250830,0,Why is that blood so brightly coloured?,Benhen,pics,2011-05,Never forget the consequences of war.,0,0.7836046814918518,TODO 0
-250831,0,"Yeah like all those, clueless hipsters at NASA, Google and Facebook, who use Macs for their work.",noiserr,technology,2011-04,Which planet do you live on where Apple represents anything but clueless hipsters and soccer moms?,1,0.987261950969696,TODO 1
-250832,0,It works with the auto companies... just add your last part about lowering the speed limit for certain cars.,SilentRunning,politics,2010-12,That's a pretty terrible analogy. It's more like having a road construction company own all the roads that lead into a particular town and then lowering the speed limit only for people driving particular makes of cars.,0,0.7555001378059387,TODO 2
-250833,0,How'd you get in a head in the first place?,cravf,pics,2010-08,I don't really have a preference. I always come out ahead anyway.,0,0.8600876927375793,TODO 4
-250834,0,"Nope, still NSFW.",darwin_wins,WTF,2011-06,Do you at least get to fap at work?,1,0.8671596646308899,TODO 0
-250835,0,"They can, but they will need to negotiate royalty payments to the former Governor paid until the child dies or changes her name.",IrishJoe,politics,2011-06,"so that what, no Palin family can ever call their newborn daughter Sarah ever again?",0,0.8207412958145142,TODO 2
-250836,0,It's so important that everyone's using it!,vegittoss15,programming,2010-02,[evidence needed],1,0.9851464629173279,TODO 0
-250837,0,Or go work for a cable news channel,bonestamp,politics,2011-06,He will now have more time to do reddit AMA's,0,0.6427567601203918,TODO 1
-250838,1,"Yes, because other issues were felt to be of more importance and the organization has limited resources he *must* be full of shit.",Bipolarruledout,politics,2011-05,What ever happened to that big bank leak that was supposed to happen months ago?,1,0.9877045154571533,TODO 2
-250839,1,It's all about *transparency*.,Bipolarruledout,politics,2011-05,"I agree that this is awful. No doubt. We have no right. But I think that we've been doing this for decades (SEALS, other special forces, CIA) and the only real difference is that now it's being officially legislated.",1,0.9241267442703247,TODO 0
-250840,1,It's funny because Asians can't drive.,Bipolarruledout,AskReddit,2010-09,"This will probably get buried, but I think I'll still share this Facebook message my mom recently sent me. If you can't tell, she's Asian. my bad luck today, I park in the blue spot , next to handicap spot to pick up quen ee, and I got a ticket 275.00. now I learn, never take change. my co-worker drive at the carpool lane , fine for 271.00, uncle jimmy complained about quen ee made him park at the fire drain for loading for 2 mintes, and pay 275.00, and quen ee hold a baby on her and seat belt on, and pay 85.00, now I learn , like when I drop weipa at Macarter, take the chance at red line, they told me, will be 400.00 fine. I will learn, no more next time.",1,0.9872497916221619,TODO 2
-250841,0,Maybe a little Ritalin might clear this up.,Protonoia,funny,2011-05,"Went to use my computer this morning, this story popped up, written by my 11-year old sister.",1,0.8867771625518799,TODO 4
-250842,0,"secretssss my precious, secretsssss",xenocidal,Minecraft,2010-10,How can you check for duping?,0,0.6151427626609802,TODO 0
-250843,0,"well, we also have to debate whether gays and minorities are people too.",kwansolo,politics,2011-05,"The fact that this guy has to actually convince other senators and remind them that torture is bad is the scary part. Why do we have to remind them of this? Why is it even a question? Like 24 hours ago torture was still debatable or maybe being on the fence was about torture ""maybe being OK"" was a good position. Fucking spineless idiots in out own senate.",1,0.9585670232772827,TODO 1
-250844,1,Because *that* part isn't relevant in today's society.,russphil,AskReddit,2011-05,To all you religous women... How do you justify protesting against gays when in the bible it says that you women are not to have power over any man? it just seems a little ironic to me... Please dont reply with a bunchof religous babble bullshit just tell me straight up.,1,0.9537381529808044,TODO 2
-250845,1,Pelican case,bboytriple7,guns,2011-05,Any good ways to keep a CCW dry while sweating during a jog or walking through the rain? Was thinking of putting the pistol in a large zip-lock bag first. Do guns still fire when there is no air around them? Any big reasons why a zip-lock bag is stupid? Thank you.,0,0.6098047494888306,TODO 2
-250846,0,"Totally, totally fucking wrong and illegal.",greenwizard,politics,2010-01,"I've worked for a few corporations that had PACs and some were bold enough to ""suggest that as a management employee you should contribute $XXX"". I've had others that were even more bold and treated the contribution as an opt out program and would include the PAC auto deduction in the new hire paperwork for employees with the amounts already filled in. Most new hires were pressured into automatically signing because they didn't want to start the job under a negative perception.",1,0.8067986369132996,TODO 2
-250847,0,Which seems to keep most of the idiots out.,ChiXiStigma,reddit.com,2011-04,Costs money,0,0.8971351981163025,TODO 2
-250848,0,I'm so sorry.,duglock,AskReddit,2010-10,"Well fuck, I've done this and I'm gay.",1,0.7146217823028564,TODO 0
-250849,0,Pain being one of them?,icefreez,pics,2009-06,Drop bleach in anyones eye and you'll get some freaky effects.,0,0.865874707698822,TODO 0
-250850,0,"When in doubt, whip it out.",luster,shittyadvice,2010-10,"Dear SA, I don't know how to approach college girls when I ride the bus with them. What do?",0,0.7276417016983032,TODO 0
-250851,0,The drink or the hand job?,ralphie68,atheism,2011-04,Me too. I was kicking back with an Old Fashioned.,0,0.746721088886261,TODO 1
-250852,0,This is worth it just for the link to Nicholas Sparks' query letter.,AleisterAeon,writing,2011-02,How Not to Get Published by Regency author Shirley Kennedy,0,0.9336362481117249,TODO 0
-250853,0,"""This is definitely a female A350.""",GilroyPerkins,funny,2011-05,"Yes, IT IS an impressive airplane!",1,0.6314838528633118,TODO 1
-250854,1,That's strange because every 13 year old smokes pot.,theorys,offbeat,2011-05,I'm surprised the 13 year old son didn't want any.,1,0.9874581694602966,TODO 1
-250855,1,Clearly your issue is that you have a virus then...,WhiteZero,software,2011-05,none,1,0.962329089641571,TODO 2
-250856,0,"I would have been pissed off by this post, but Marijuana made me ""easy going.""",beatles910,trees,2011-03,"I hope nobody takes this the wrong way, but DAE ever feel this way?",1,0.7705456018447876,TODO 0
-250857,0,Check your inbox.,erkokite,videos,2010-10,"To help anybody that wants videos of an overweight, unemployed, balding loser with anxiety disorder masturbating a half flaccid micro-penis with only the sadness of his own tears as lubricant, PM me.",0,0.9430142641067505,TODO 0
-250858,1,I find it offensive that F# isn't in this list,Jazzy_Josh,Eve,2011-05,"It's not Java / C# / C-shell script! (I kid, I kid. I fucking love Python.)",1,0.8993882536888123,TODO 2
-250859,1,I am sure Obama will veto any said taking of our freedoms,m3gaman,politics,2011-05,"""While our soldiers are overseas fighting for our freedoms, Republicans are safely at home, fighting to take them away."" - Jon Stewart",1,0.9816407561302185,TODO 1
-250860,0,"Guns don't work when you're not there, my AST is always home.",PornStarJesus,guns,2010-11,"I love dogs, but they don't make a complete defense plan.",1,0.6159972548484802,TODO 1
-250861,0,BTDT.,doubleD,AdviceAnimals,2011-01,Dad says no? Tell him Mom said it was okay.,0,0.7519088387489319,TODO 0
-250862,0,Why wasn't this posted in r/circlejerk?,kuhawk5,pics,2010-04,Dear Mr. President...,1,0.6210964322090149,TODO 0
-250863,1,They know their place?,binarybandit,videos,2011-05,"This... Who gives a fuck what color any of them are. You could just easily spin it by saying, ""Why are the black kids sitting in the back of the bus."" Come on Reddit, don't be ignorant.",1,0.9380691051483154,TODO 4
-250864,0,I've noticed that people that are quick to call other people names in their responses aren't bright enough to understand what they are responding to.,spdracr99,reddit.com,2010-07,"This study is not done according to gov't sources, idiot. If it's done according to gov't sources, NK would've ranked near the top. But it's also ranked very low.",0,0.9826626777648926,TODO 3
-250865,0,also it's malware,johnpickens,funny,2009-08,Thanks :) NoScript seems to prevent the custom categories from showing.,0,0.8789596557617188,TODO 0
-250866,0,You mean capitalism?,weazx,funny,2010-09,The most personal way to kill someone is to marry them and slowly choke off all their dreams over the years and beat down their self respect until the stress takes them in an agonizing heart attack.,1,0.898757815361023,TODO 2
-250867,0,I'd like to see DirtyBinLV cite sources for the dozens of clips.,LindaDanvers,politics,2010-06,"encouraging unbiased and truthful journalism =/= ""protecting these fucks"" Both of you need to cite your sources if you really want to make claims about reports that you've seen.",0,0.592475414276123,TODO 0
-250868,1,I can tell you are a liar because you make having kids sound fun!,dVnt,atheism,2011-06,"Why I lie to my children. This is something we put in our parenting toolbox really early on. Telling them wild stories has turned them into great critical thinkers. My husband is much better at the bullshit than I am, but I've been known to pull it off really well from time to time. The stories have to be a way to explain something, they have to be wildly illogical, magical, or otherwise impossible, and I have to deliver them with complete sincerity and conviction. I love watching my son's face as he's listening, then I can see him processing the information. Then the inevitable barrage of ""why"" and ""how"" questions start. Eventually he will just laugh in my face and say ""Mom, you're just making that up. I think xyz happens because of this."" And then we learn about it together. He has an insatiable appetite for learning about the way the world works. The other day, we were sitting outside and the neighbor girl was showing us her loose tooth. I asked her what she was going to do with it when it fell out, and she told me about the tooth fairy. My son got the same look on his face, then asked all his questions, then freaking *laughed in her face* and announced that she was being silly. Sort of an embarrassing parenting moment, but it was nice to see that his bullshit detector isn't just tuned for me. I hope he didn't spoil her fun. :/ And we haven't even talked about God yet. We've talked a little about Jesus and what Easter is, and why Mormons won't let us in their ""castle"", but that's been necessary in our area.",1,0.8983824253082275,TODO 1
-250869,0,I am more than happy to compare these leftist protests with Tea parties any day of the week.,IMJGalt,politics,2010-05,"So in other words, you *can't* defend it, but instead feel the need to point to other violence? Does that somehow excuse Teabagger violence? What are you, twelve?",0,0.5149400234222412,TODO 0
-250870,1,"I wasn't going to watch this video, but then when I found out it was a white kid triumphing over a black guy I decided to check it out",SarcasmOD,videos,2011-06,Black Guy Gets Knocked Out By A White Kid.!,1,0.7372872829437256,TODO 1
-250871,1,"Yeah, TSL3 was sooo horrible",MatronStarcraft,starcraft,2011-06,"Day9 and Husky... sounds like a dream for a brand new bronze fan. Sounds pretty old and boring for everyone else. Better get your earplugs ready guys, gonna be alot of random screaming in these casts.",1,0.9873374104499817,TODO 2
-250872,0,At least massive units kill forcefields now :) That makes me happy.,plasterofparis,starcraft,2010-05,"The new Ultras are completely inferior to 3 hyrdas All numbers without upgrades. Cost: 300/200 for ultra 300/150 3hydras Food: 6 ultra. 6 3hydras Damage: against normal/armor/building Ultra: 15/40/75 3hyrdas: 36/36/36 But the hydras shoot faster (.75 vs .861.) Meaning over a few seconds the hydras actually do MORE damage to armored than ultras (against buildings ultras still win) Health: ultra 450 vs 3hydras 240 (only category ultras win) Speed: same Since ultras are melee and have to move up, that pretty much guarantee one free shot from the enemy. ~20 marauders kill an ultra instantly. 3 Hydras do more damage to units, cost less, are ranged, and shoot air and ground for LESS than one ultra, which requires much higher tech. Ultras do splash, only thing making them close to worth it. Someone with good micro should not let them cleave though. Frenzy better be fucking awesome for me to ever bother getting them over hydras.",0,0.7324870228767395,TODO 4
-250873,1,maybe they realized the game was pretty solid and couldn't make improvements to warrant making a sequel so they do some dlc occasionally and moved on to other new IPs,element8,gaming,2011-06,"Why did they stop making Burnout games? There is like a new need for speed game every year, but why not Burnout?",0,0.5882608294487,TODO 0
-250874,0,Judging by the grime behind the trigger maybe they should try cleaning it.,cheshirelaugh,guns,2011-06,M4 selector switch redesigned for accuracy,1,0.8422650098800659,TODO 0
-250875,1,I don't know if anyone has said this yet but I think she has makeup on.,Valid_Argument,pics,2011-06,"This pic of Olivia Wilde ""without makeup"" has been getting traction...thoughts?",1,0.6454827785491943,TODO 0
-250876,0,Are you still alive?,shortbusorf,self,2010-02,"I just landed in Maui, and I have to evacuate because of a tsunami, AMA. Woot. Questions will be answered if I live.",0,0.7275144457817078,TODO 0
-250877,1,And.... OP just caused that poor man to loose his job.,Shadow703793,pics,2011-06,This is my company's IT guy. What makes him special? He refuses to block REDDIT on the corporate severs! All hail are real HERO!,1,0.9735011458396912,TODO 1
-250878,1,"No shit, I was happy when those people had to fend for themselves in New Orleans and I'm still angry about the feds working with NY after 9/11.",x3n0s,news,2011-06,State issue. On your own Texas...,1,0.6058403253555298,TODO 2
-250879,0,"Gotta get in there before its ""Le Hither"" and ""Le Yon""",BoinKlasik,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,"You get an upvote for ""Hither and Yon."" I'm so tired of the Herp and Derp, herpsville and derptown, or whatever nonsense most posters would have put there. Was a refreshing change.",0,0.6005853414535522,TODO 0
-250880,1,They designed it that way so it's always turning to the left.,gobiasomecoffee,aviation,2011-03,What's wrong with this picture?,1,0.8826707601547241,TODO 3
-250881,1,Good thing we don't bother with courts in cases like this any more.,dnew,reddit.com,2011-03,"In either case, any confession elicited under duress would not be admissible in civil court. If the same man who is described in the process of confession cannot sit in a chair in front of a judge and describe the exact same scenario, it's hardly a confession. If a paper with a signature can be used to convict a military prisoner like so, I can only say, ""Stalin would be proud.""",1,0.9852843880653381,TODO 2
-250882,0,The troll face also doubles for everyone outside the US who has no idea what is happening here.,A-punk,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-01,8-9,0,0.9602994918823242,TODO 0
-250883,1,You probably think the song is about you.,officeroffkilter,funny,2011-03,A bit of a troll-ish song if you think about it. I don't think she's gone public with who the song is actually about yet.,0,0.538881242275238,TODO 4
-250884,0,looks fine to me.,matjam,Ubuntu,2011-01,processor 0: 800 MHZ. Processor 1: 800 MHZ,1,0.8894791007041931,TODO 2
-250885,1,LOL THATS SO FUNNY,LollyPoopdeck,AskReddit,2011-03,"LOL, I remember one time my dad had to stop really quickly because someone slammed on their brakes. My ""seat belt""? His forearm across my chest. Effective. Not long after that seat belt laws started going into effect. I have no problem with protecting children in cars, though. That's just good common sense.",1,0.9857476353645325,TODO 3
-250886,0,"That's the one I use followed by, ""make a move and I'll rip your balls off""",Not_Reddit,funny,2010-05,"Just wow. I didn't know there was a name for that move, let alone such a precise description.",0,0.8545535802841187,TODO 4
-250887,1,I carry around a portable eftpos machine on all my deliveries!,Exiatron,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Well... Do you!,1,0.7414956092834473,TODO 0
-250888,1,Facebook statuses on Reddit are *always* legit.,deathmouse,pics,2011-03,What kind of friends do you people have? i haven't seen a single status about Pearl Harbor?,1,0.9822636246681213,TODO 3
-250889,1,Go go downvotes for peoples beliefs.,vertigo42,reddit.com,2011-03,"Brave is not the word, God bless them.",1,0.8251286745071411,TODO 3
-250890,1,Good point -- my tax dollars fund nascar.,slow_pretty,politics,2011-03,"defund NPR, but for god's sake keep the Nascar team intact!",1,0.8748029470443726,TODO 1
-250891,1,"Sorry, windows millenium was still better.",blizzardice,AskReddit,2011-03,I'm gonna be that asshole... Windows 7.,1,0.8095014095306396,TODO 0
-250892,1,"Stopping wars, legalzing drugs, stopping corporate subsidies, allowing gays to do whatever they want without the government interfering... Libertarianism is surly rubbish!",cheney_healthcare,politics,2010-11,"Agreed. And when you realize that the political philosophy of libertarianism is wildly different than the sort of rubbish that Libertarians (mind the capitalization!) espouse, you end up realizing that slamming a political philosophy based on the tripe that gets posted on reddit is fucking daft.",1,0.9852437973022461,TODO 1
-250893,1,Enjoy poverty.,shiftty,firstworldproblems,2011-03,"With a small TV (36"" and less), the lines of pixels are put so close together that from regular viewing distance you wouldn't be able to tell the difference in definition/quality between 1080p and 720p, even a video expert would have a hard time distinguishing them. So he actually saved money by getting a 720p...",1,0.5728098750114441,TODO 0
-250894,0,You got a little derp on your face...,greenghoulie,pics,2010-10,"Reddit is the largest collection of Herp Derpers in the world, it will never stop =|.",0,0.9216611981391907,TODO 1
-250895,1,"Why you gotta be so uppity, InappropriateIcicle?",morris198,atheism,2011-03,"You know, telling people that the fairy tale they believe about big daddy in the sky is just a little bit wacky and how it's hard to grasp how an intelligent person could hold such ideas. This contrasts with ""good atheism"" where you keep your mouth shut and don't embarrass your mother in front of her social club, erhhhh church, friends.",1,0.9305942058563232,TODO 0
-250896,0,"Bravo!, friend.",garritt24,AskReddit,2011-03,"Hey, glad to help out. The DEA never fails to put a negative spin on light-hearted things either. That's how they make their money, in fact. Thanks for the opportunity to rant some more about what evil, thieving, murderous, dog-killing, family breaking, country bombing brigand assholes those fuckstick DEA agents are. You can continue to expect such comments until the US has sane drug legislation.",0,0.9714690446853638,TODO 4
-250897,1,You've convinced me!,silverbullet1,canada,2011-04,you suck.,1,0.9338867664337158,TODO 0
-250898,1,Good effort.,Zulban,geek,2011-04,"Oddly enough my comment provided about as much insight as the original infographic did, possibly more.",0,0.7455908060073853,TODO 0
-250899,1,You may well just break the news to him that he sucks and save him any further embarrassment.,johnyquest,offbeat,2011-04,"My Dad finally picked up his old hobby of wood carving, but he doesn't think he's that good. This is only his second one!",1,0.6750485301017761,TODO 2
-250900,1,Gosh because if you weren't such a slut you wouldn't have to worry about it!,jayknow05,news,2011-04,Why not?,1,0.9874699711799622,TODO 0
-250901,1,good thing i dont get paid in euros,apextek,AskReddit,2011-04,"Do US redditors realize that in 2003 their $100,000 job made them 95,000 euros and today it makes them 70,000 euros? In January 2003 the exchange rate was 0.94-0.95 eur / usd, today it's 0.70 eur / usd. Basically while your economy is growing on paper, your paper is steadily growing worthless. Unfortunately I'm only aware of this fact because I'm in the minority of EU citizens who make their money in USD. Has this affected your lives at all? I mean OK, trips to Europe are much more expensive for you guys now, but how about the imported stuff? Have the prices gone up at all?",1,0.7034623622894287,TODO 1
-250902,0,"Hey Bernanke, what's the ticker say?",Pillowtalk,Economics,2009-07,Dow closes... yes...,1,0.7087945938110352,TODO 0
-250903,1,Why DOESN'T REDDIT HAVE A LIKE BUTTON,pwndrone,technology,2011-04,"E-Mails Prove Zuck Stole 50 Percent of Facebook from Investor, Suit Claims",1,0.7442358732223511,TODO 3
-250904,1,"Yes, he should ask his grief-stricken mother about predestination while/just after her mother dies a painful, prolonged death from cancer.",Alanna,atheism,2011-04,"But..........doesn't God know everything? So he knows if your grandma will get better so the outcome is already determined, rendering the ""faith healer"" completely unnecessary! Seriously- ask the person who invited the faith healer this question.",1,0.9422720670700073,TODO 2
-250905,1,I know I feel safer now.,slice_of_life,trees,2011-04,"Antoine Dodson, accidental internet sensation known for Bed Intruder Song, arrested for marijuana!",1,0.9864011406898499,TODO 3
-250906,1,"Makes perfect sense, like how you wouldn't let a woman judge a case on abortion",ThereWillBeSwearing,politics,2011-04,So Judge Walker finally admitted he's gay. Guess what happens next?,1,0.9605651497840881,TODO 0
-250907,1,"See, that is what I am saying... people would never be held against thier will without a proper trial in a democracy.",Strichnine,worldnews,2011-04,China Releases Human Rights Activist Teng Biao,0,0.6190444231033325,TODO 4
-250908,1,IF THIS WASN'T A LAW THE HANDICAPPED WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO PEE,baconated,Libertarian,2011-04,"In Norway, all new homes are required by law to have a handicap bathroom",1,0.8200824856758118,TODO 2
-250909,1,And what a gift it is.,jackolas,lgbt,2011-04,Church Billboard: Being Gay is a Gift from God,0,0.6831114292144775,TODO 2
-250910,1,I don't see what any of this has to do with Justin Biebers haircut or Twilight.,nrfx,politics,2011-01,"While it is a problem of young voters, trying to pressure this group to vote is absolutely pointless. The Democratic party has no CLUE what it's doing when it comes to targeting the 18-25 demographic. Jon Stewart flat out told the campaign managers, ""Hey, you guys are doing this completely wrong. You're going to lose big time."" They laughed it up right up to the point when the election results came back. For fuck's sake, listen to the guy that has the under 25 demographic locked in, he probably knows what he's talking about. Seriously though, ""don't give them back the keys?"" Were they going for the middle aged soccer mom segment there? Quite simply, young voters are going going to go out and vote unless you interest them, and you're not going to interest them by telling them it's their fault, or by pulling out cheesy taglines, or even trying to explain dry political strategy. You interest them by getting right the fuck in their faces and yelling, ""HEY, YOU SEE ALL THIS SHIT THAT'S FUCKED UP? YOU LIKE IT BEING FUCKED UP? DO YOUR FRIENDS LIKE IT BEING FUCKED UP? VOTING BOOTH IS THAT WAY."" I will never understand how a large political party could go from a powerful message like ""Hope and Change"" to the joke of this election season. Or how you manage to take an issue like weed legalization, and not bother to market it to the right segments. Or perhaps how you take many hours if not days worth of clips of your opponents contradicting themselves, acting like total asses, and flat out lying, and not actually use that in any way shape or form. Here's a shocking bit of news, politics is a complex game. The Republicans are playing for keeps, while the Democrats are sitting on the sidelines listening to the coach tell them how they need to win. Stop saying you need to win, and get out there and fuckin win already.",1,0.8498073220252991,TODO 0
-250911,0,he just invalidated himself when he talked about adobe products and useability,aberant,programming,2009-06,"bitquabit - ""Open-Source Software Sucks""",0,0.9605466723442078,TODO 3
-250912,1,It wasn't like they foreshadowed the alien throughout the entire series.,GragGunslinger,AskReddit,2011-01,"Yeah, the idea of aliens is *outrageous* in a world full of superheroes.",1,0.9145508408546448,TODO 1
-250913,0,Just report them.,Hammrsigpi,reddit.com,2010-12,STOP POSTING THIS CRAP TO REDDIT!,1,0.8299204707145691,TODO 4
-250914,1,"He was an atheist, so how could he possibly be something other than a left winger?",markevens,politics,2011-01,"Same way the Tea Party spammers have been doing all weekend, trying their hardest to paint the shooter as a ""leftist"". Wouldn't surprise me at all if Beck claims this as a ""false flag"" type situation.",1,0.9590616226196289,TODO 3
-250915,1,They left out the part where he used the donations from a Muslim church,ihateyourface,politics,2011-01,"Tragedy in Tucson: Questions of How Jared Lee Loughner Paid for Expensive Glock 19 Firearm - $1000 for the Glock, additional magazines and ammunition.",0,0.7250152826309204,TODO 3
-250916,1,"Look, those nice coach buses were clearly paid for by grassroots...oh nevermind...Koch brothers!",KidDynamo0,politics,2011-01,You don't see them because the special interests stopped bussing people around to the different townhalls.,1,0.975975513458252,TODO 3
-250917,0,A better way to phrase the question is: What happens if Citigroup is forced to sell it assets?,_red,Economics,2009-03,What happens if Citigroup fails?,0,0.9757983088493347,TODO 3
-250918,1,Yeah but then he wouldn't be able to eat his fill of doughnuts.,sickasabat,AskReddit,2011-01,"Quotas are so easy to fill if they want to fill them. He doesn't have to do it in a cheap way. I bet he could pull over 10 times as many cars as he needs to, without even hiding.",1,0.718980073928833,TODO 0
-250919,1,"I'm sure these all have legitimate, necessary to know meanings.",pikk,WTF,2011-01,WTF terrorism signs?,1,0.9835497140884399,TODO 1
-250920,1,Yeah everything America's fault,IentrancedI,worldnews,2011-01,CIA protecting american interests,1,0.9860385060310364,TODO 0
-250921,1,"Well, I don't see any T-Rexs running rampant nowadays, natural selection",zgh5002,gaming,2011-02,"Brain cavity in the skull. Someone once commented that the part responsible for vision looked similar to a frogs. And since some frogs have vision based on movement, T-Rex must be the same. Which is dumb, because why would an active *predator* have vision based on movement? It wouldn't help at all when you surprise your prey and it freezes at the sight of you.",1,0.8370704054832458,TODO 4
-250922,1,Oh I'm sure that's proof of global warming too.,geekisthenewcool,climateskeptics,2011-02,Alarmists and their enablers in the media want to blame record snow on excess moisture due to global warming -- but moisture content is actually BELOW normal,1,0.9874651432037354,TODO 1
-250923,1,The cigarette really makes him look cool,WallterSobchak,pics,2011-02,He will never have a girlfriend...,1,0.911016583442688,TODO 0
-250924,1,a million here a million there pretty soon you are talking about serious money,IMJGalt,reddit.com,2011-02,"And I'm sure that few million for NPR and PBS will make a real dent in. We probably spend more on fuel for tanks, than will be saved from defunding NPR and PBS.",1,0.8769206404685974,TODO 3
-250925,1,"Finally, conclusive evidence that Day9 is racist!",wafflesburger,starcraft,2011-02,"We're all thinking the same, upboat.",1,0.9804955124855042,TODO 0
-250926,1,"Because if you can't get rid of animal products completely, you should stop trying at all!",Czech_Hedgehog,reddit.com,2011-02,Veganism is bullshit,1,0.9855679273605347,TODO 1
-250927,1,That sounds like something a frenchie would say!,_ack_,politics,2010-11,Seriously? That's your answer? France == Europe? ... Wow.,1,0.6887816190719604,TODO 0
-250928,0,"I'm covered, I don't want to get into detail but I will be fine.",gh0st32,AskReddit,2009-06,Do you have a plan in the event that society should collapse?,0,0.9786160588264465,TODO 2
-250929,1,"It can't be sold there, because according to Mark Zuckerburg it's a computer, not a mobile device.",pdmcmahon,apple,2010-11,iPad Hitting Best Buy Mobile,1,0.9136610627174377,TODO 0
-250930,1,"Looks like someone hacked the NYT's autocorrect and changed ""A Muslim communist"" to ""the president of the United States""",c0pypastry,politics,2010-11,"""Barack Obama is the president of the United States."" The NYT: Tellin' it like it is.",0,0.8527501225471497,TODO 4
-250931,0,Come with me if you want to live!,SirPsychoS,funny,2010-09,Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!,0,0.7242881059646606,TODO 0
-250932,1,not gaudy at all.,b00ks,Design,2010-11,Olympic Tower - Rio de Janeiro (pics),1,0.9601016640663147,TODO 0
-250933,1,The family part.,PathogensQuest,atheism,2010-12,"Eat, drink and be merry with family and friends? What's not to love?",0,0.7225342392921448,TODO 2
-250934,1,"Since when did places outside of SF, NY or DC matter?",televised_aphid,AskReddit,2010-12,"no, not really. you can in a big city like SF, NY or DC. but most chinese restaurants in the US are not authentic.",1,0.6907848715782166,TODO 4
-250935,1,"It's because they're black, isn't it?",armannd,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-12,DAE think The Cleveland Show is awful? Just wondering..,1,0.973499596118927,TODO 0
-250936,1,"Sorry,",gunner_b,canada,2010-12,"Um, Harper?!? While I don't like Harper at all but there is no relation to Harper in this story. Give credit where it is due to the spend happy McGuinty government whose regressive policies bring us closer to the republican party.",1,0.5862242579460144,TODO 0
-250937,1,Freedom isn't free.,mellowmonk,politics,2010-06,"US Military Campaigns In Iraq And Afghanistan Cost More Than USD1 Trillion - According to a report, the ongoing military operations in the two war-ravaged nations are the most expensive ever carried out by American forces since the end of the Second World War.",1,0.8683988451957703,TODO 2
-250938,1,... testing our faith.,mellowmonk,atheism,2009-01,God is..,1,0.7714175581932068,TODO 4
-250939,1,"But of course, if there was no religion we'd all end up being 200% more productive and arguing over way more important issues.",chiddler,AskReddit,2010-09,This is what religion does. We spend endless hours arguing about such inane bullshit. It never ends. One controversy after another. I give up and I don't care.,1,0.9847912192344666,TODO 2
-250940,1,You're supposed to trade up for a newer model.,Cryogen_at_work,relationship_advice,2010-09,Girlfriend tells me last night that the relationship is not as exciting anymore. We've been together for almost 2 years now. This is hers and mine's first real relationship. I've sort of been noticing the same thing as well. We still both love each other very much but is this type of thing normal over the course of a relationship with someone? It definitely doesn't feel like the first few months but I figure that feeling doesn't last forever. We had much discussion last night and decided to change a few things around so it doesn't seem so routine. Is there anything else we could do to bring that excitement back?,1,0.5085509419441223,TODO 4
-250941,1,Because this is America!,Zorb750,politics,2010-10,Spain didn't fall apart when it legalized same-sex marriage five years ago. Why can't the United States follow suit?,1,0.8974049091339111,TODO 0
-250942,1,"Yes, that makes it entirely benign.",Issachar,canada,2010-10,as an american channel that reports american news.,1,0.9831653833389282,TODO 0
-250943,1,The only people who know true persecution,bezenartw,WTF,2010-10,From the mouths of suburban white kids.,1,0.9643388390541077,TODO 0
-250944,1,I was thinking we could invade Iran.,uncreative_name,AskReddit,2010-10,"If you could spend 1 trillion US Dollars on one endeavor, what would it be? Build a civilization on Mars? Drop millions of $100 bills onto cities via armies of cargo helicopters? Turn third world countries into first world countries? Donate it all to Reddit to help with hosting costs? Build an underwater metropolis? Give it all to the Red Cross? Have your face carved onto the surface of the moon?",1,0.8844846487045288,TODO 0
-250945,1,"Yea... when I think of a ""clean"" font, I always think of cooper...",gandhii,technology,2010-10,"I love what they consider ""Clean Logo Design"".",1,0.9682308435440063,TODO 0
-250946,1,This is the special Creation Museum edition sold exclusively in their gift shop.,zombiegirl2010,atheism,2010-07,Hey LEGO! WTF?,0,0.562382698059082,TODO 2
-250947,1,"Well let's just open up reddit to a bunch of advertising agencies, we could attach then to all submissions, that would be fun.",borez,self,2010-07,But it's entertaining marketing. Why you all gotta make it sound so sinister?,1,0.958926796913147,TODO 3
-250948,1,Imagine if the whole system was as bloated and overpaid as this.,KinfeMe,news,2010-07,"Community groups in Bell, Calif furious demanding the resignation of city council members, most of whom make $100,000 a year; police chief, who makes $457,000; and city manager, who makes $787,637.",0,0.7743530869483948,TODO 0
-250949,1,um... you need to get with the program,drhugs,canada,2010-07,"I'm looking at it this way - we should adopt the policies that create the better society. Some say that's done with smaller government and a market that decides almost everything, others say we're better off with a larger government that tries to distribute wealth and keep things fair. I'm just trying to be pragmatic and say, well, whatever works works. So if you're living in an (hypothetical) oppressive, unfair society where information is a commodity, and all that's on your mind is, ""at least my ideology won,"" that, to me, is a serious issue.",1,0.9358996748924255,TODO 2
-250950,1,"If only my iPhone came with an iPod application and the necessary storage for thousands of MP3 files, then we wouldn't even need things like Grooveshark!",psychometry,netsec,2010-08,"just add grooveshark, and me and you are cool. :)",1,0.9627570509910583,TODO 3
-250951,1,I am sure it was all a concern over property rights.,matts2,politics,2010-08,"According to Gallup in 1964, 80% of the South opposed the Civil Rights Act",1,0.98363196849823,TODO 2
-250952,1,that's not funny...,david-me,AskReddit,2010-08,A man walks into a bar. He has an alcoholic problem and abuses his wife.,0,0.925972580909729,TODO 2
-250953,1,Well Stop being Gay.,malarie,reddit.com,2010-05,Moment of silence,1,0.9783032536506653,TODO 1
-250954,1,Well it's on CNN so it MUST be true...,draebor,news,2010-06,"Michigan attorney refutes police claims in girl's shooting: ""'He shot purposely,' Fieger said of the officer. 'What he was aiming at, I can't tell you. But I can tell you it was not an accident.'""",1,0.9873257875442505,TODO 0
-250955,1,Everyone knows those are the only two races that count!,CJGibson,scifi,2010-06,It wasn't the first interracial kiss. It was the first kiss between black and white people.,1,0.9875305891036987,TODO 0
-250956,1,"Yeah, real friends wouldn't say anything",weazx,funny,2010-06,"Oh, your ""friends"" told you that you're ""too patronizing"", that's sad. No, really.",1,0.9863237142562866,TODO 3
-250957,1,"Left hand holding my Combo #1, right hand holding up my cellphone, left knee steering the wheel.",krazykipa-,AskReddit,2010-06,Where do you put your hands while driving? Based on the old clock analogy: I think we can all agree that 10 and 2 sucks. I like 8 and 4 or just a one handed 12 if the music is right.,0,0.8787729740142822,TODO 1
-250958,1,How dare they cover soccer and not Afghanistan / Iraq or the oil spill,paullyjunge,offbeat,2010-06,So Fox New doesn't think USA winning is front page worthy...but CNN sure does,1,0.9839099645614624,TODO 3
-250959,1,Who the fuck is Mel Brooks?,hopscotchking,AskReddit,2010-06,"Mel Brooks is 84 today, whats your favourite quote from his movies?",1,0.6961868405342102,TODO 0
-250960,1,yeah... but it's so blurry that you might be able to tell it's a plane...,LouCardz,pics,2010-06,"Bah, I can still see it, stealth **FAIL**.",1,0.9479396343231201,TODO 0
-250961,1,"Well, they didn't *watch* it, of course!",VoodooIdol,reddit.com,2010-03,"Wait a minute, the Mr. Rogers television show began airing in 1968 and was in production till 2001. From what I could decipher from this Fox News clip they are saying he caused the students of today to have a sense of entitlement. These jokers were kids when Mr. Rogers was being aired, why don't THEY have a sense of entitlement? Jesus Apes Christ, civilization is going to hell in a handbasket.",1,0.9476318955421448,TODO 4
-250962,1,It's a good thing reddit is immune to propaganda!,jk1150,politics,2010-03,No I believe this is the is the best explanation of American politics (pic),1,0.9783629179000854,TODO 3
-250963,1,"They used to be this great organization when they supported the same candidate I do, but now they are really just a bunch of racists destroying our country.",jk1150,politics,2010-02,"If this poll was taken a year ago, when Tea Parties were organized by Ron Paul and libertarians, I would have voted for ""Small government and fiscal responsibility"" But current tea parties are mostly about expanding the military complex, invading Iran, questioning Obama's birthplace and general racism.",1,0.7544541358947754,TODO 0
-250964,1,"Yah, How long has it taken Sony to implement a cross game party chat?",SND_Crow,gaming,2010-03,only 3 years after the ps3!,1,0.868045449256897,TODO 0
-250965,1,Yes by all means lets refuse people interested in our concepts admission to the tent.,IMJGalt,Libertarian,2010-03,DEAR FELLOW LIBERTARIANS... Can we please stop allowing these Republican Neo-Con ASSHOLES to claim to be Libertarian. They are hijacking our cause and linking their cancerous party to US,1,0.9866827726364136,TODO 2
-250966,1,Everyone knows you shoot up high grade marijuana with needles.,PacketScan,Marijuana,2010-03,"I like how they associated the image of the syringe with a story about weed. Everyone knows that people are shooting weed these days. Its that strong now. They probably left the syringe there, too. A-holes.",1,0.9862995743751526,TODO 2
-250967,1,lol go kill yourself.,Verroq,AskReddit,2010-03,"I'm a 19 year old college student going through some sort of quarter-life-crisis type thing, does anyone have advice? I am a 19 year old in college, and I feel like I am wasting my life away. I think one of the things which weighs down on my heavily on a day to day basis is the fact that I don't have, and have never had, a girlfriend. I know on a rational level that I shouldn't worry about it, and that I should just be myself and things will work out the way they are supposed to, but no matter how many times I tell myself this, there is still a nagging feeling in the back of my mind that something must be *wrong* with me or something I'm doing, whether that be body language, the way I dress or look, etc. I think that's the number one thing that bothers me, really. Of course, there are other things I haven't done in college that I'd like to do, like get drunk or go to parties, or just have new experiences in general, because I feel like this is probably the best opportunity in life that I will get to do those things, and spending my time in college sitting in my room listening to music and browsing the internet just seems like a terrible waste. I don't want to wake up one day and realize that I'm 45, I work in a dead end job, and I've lived a hideously boring existence devoid of meaning, but I feel like I'm headed straight down that path. I kind of know in a general sense what I would need to do to change this (get more involved on campus, get off the internet, reach out to people, work out at the gym, develop hobbies), but I seem to be having some serious trouble motivating myself to do, well, anything. Anyway, I just feel like I'm not the person I wanted to be when I got to college, and if anyone has any advice they can give to help me move forward, it would be appreciated.",1,0.7723894119262695,TODO 0
-250968,1,I didn't know macs could take screenshots either!,dawnerd,reddit.com,2010-03,I didn't even know I had the option!,1,0.8390399217605591,TODO 0
-250969,1,Socialism,Powerfury,politics,2010-03,How do you spell Public Option?,1,0.8776999711990356,TODO 0
-250970,1,yeah thats better,TwoChe,AskReddit,2010-04,"you guys really muff it on the delivery, try to be more eloquent. let s try ... talking to the girl. ""I would suck his dick, just to see what you taste like""",1,0.8494863510131836,TODO 0
-250971,1,New evidence!,flowz,WTF,2010-04,"If you watch the video backwards, the cops stop beating the man and he happily skips away.",1,0.8781617879867554,TODO 4
+250260,0,You people are weird.,whozurdaddy,funny,2009-03,"Remember that awesome cat? Here's a full compilation of Maru, the BEST CAT EVER!",0,0.8812472224235535,TODO 2
+250563,0,"Wait, I'm confused, I thought we had a no texting while driving law already, and it's saying that Perry vetoed it?",rapier_ape,Austin,2011-08,85 MPH! But wait... age-related cellphone restrictions?,0,0.5263097882270813,TODO 2
+250348,1,Look at the heros saving our freedom.,anus5,politics,2011-02,"U.S. strategy to bomb countries ""back to the Stone Age"" in action. 49k lbs of explosives wipe small village off the map.",1,0.9852312803268432,TODO 2
+2077,1,"I'm mad because blackface, hurrhurrhurr.",Ghosticus,gaming,2016-12,Twin girls with the best costumes at the party!,1,0.954489767551422,TODO 0
+1820,0,"Most people will describe limbs the way you did, but you can use 'distal' and 'proximal' in appropriate context.",nukerman,biology,2016-12,"Need a word for the naming of sub-parts of a limb Wrist, elbow, knee, ankle, hip and shoulder I can call joints, what do I call upper arm, lower arm, upper leg and lower leg?",0,0.982631266117096,TODO 3
+1327,1,No,DankWiz,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-11,The market is just starting to feel the effect of Donald Trump's presidency,0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0
+250461,1,That broadcast seems legit,dsannes,conspiracy,2011-06,TRUNEWS - The Real Reason The West Is Trying To Kill Colonel Gadaffi,1,0.953730583190918,TODO 0
+250973,1,It isn't if it supports your world view!,joephus420,reddit.com,2010-04,A population of 1 is a bit too small to conclusively disprove the existence of a syndrome.,1,0.957183599472046,TODO 0
+251265,1,"It's because you eat cereal with milk, duh!",scottklarr,science,2009-12,"Another interesting quirk is adult northern Europeans are unique in the ability to be able to digest milk, the majority of people in the world can't digest or have trouble digesting milk. It's not lactose intolerance it's normal, we white folk are the genetic weirdos. Maybe it's similar to the blonde hair and blue eyes that were *""infantile traits that were just swept along accidentally.""* btw there isn't any vitamin D in milk it's added during processing.",1,0.9869660139083862,TODO 0
+251305,1,"I just wanted to let you know that I have seen it, hoping that it would make your day better.",okamiueru,reddit.com,2010-03,Has anyone else still not been bothered to go see Avatar yet? I haven't.,0,0.9772481322288512,TODO 0
+738,1,but people can't see the difference,loamfarer,PS4,2016-11,It's so strange to watch 60fps part and then jump into 30fps one...,1,0.967329740524292,TODO 2
+91,0,"Hell, if he's still alive, I'd at least trip him.",BabyPunter3000,exmormon,2016-11,Wish we could go back in time and kick his ass.,0,0.9028313755989076,TODO 0
+543,0,I'm not sure how this is related at all?,Livingitright,funny,2016-11,The Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series,0,0.8106170892715454,TODO 1
+250428,0,Is that not grounds for a lawsuit?,fazon,food,2010-12,Ramsay fails all Hell's Kitchen winners- No one gets to be head chef. A follow-up post,0,0.6868085861206055,TODO 0
+2070,1,"""accident""",PatrioticImgurian,GifSound,2016-12,When you found a very disturbing video by accident. (FIXED),0,0.702393651008606,TODO 0
+250263,1,Everybody knows that the economy will crash and burn unless the government manages it carefully,getfuckingreal,Economics,2011-05,Paul Ryan's roadmap to recession,1,0.9869458079338074,TODO 2
+250016,1,EDGY,HooBeeII,AdviceAnimals,2011-12,"Jesus is fucking dead, he doesn't care either way.",0,0.6823721528053284,TODO 0
+249118,1,Looks comfy.,chocolateysocrates,aww,2010-11,Re-post from r/offbeat: The way this dog sleeps is amusing,1,0.6360935568809509,TODO 4
+249821,1,"I, for one, am SHOCKED!",nickellis14,Economics,2011-08,Gold futures extend sharp losses,1,0.9869062304496764,TODO 0
+249523,1,Like I would go outside if I lived there either... pfft.,deanreevesii,pics,2011-02,meanwhile in California..,1,0.9111573100090028,TODO 0
+250578,0,This is how I remember it very.,stower,funny,2011-06,"too or to, it's easy, if you mean ""very"" than you need an extra o",0,0.9576526284217834,TODO 0
+251198,1,;) ==,hungryhungryhippo,gadgets,2009-10,Since when is hardware free?,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
+250035,1,Didn't see this one coming.,fanboy_killer,JRPG,2011-10,Final Fantasy 5 coming to PSN as a PSOne classic | PSOneClassics,1,0.9857321381568908,TODO 0
+249679,0,Stop being a douchebag?,DanPinto,AskReddit,2010-10,"""Douchebag"" seems to be the most popular insult thrown around lately. What would be a good response? I'm usually pretty good with the quips, but I could use a couple good ones to save for later.",1,0.5973219871520996,TODO 0
+2397,1,"Well, Disney is ran by cis white scum so of course it's cultural appropriation",Gar-ba-ge,TumblrInAction,2016-09,Hasn't Disney kind of been 'culturally appropriating' other cultures/ stories for generations? Don't they want Disney to make films with a POC female lead?,1,0.987718939781189,TODO 4
 250972,1,Britain are current reigning World War Champions dontcha know?,_Born_To_Be_Mild_,politics,2010-04,Not that the Brits haven't been doing a notable share of war and killing over the last decade.,1,0.9578009843826294,TODO 0
-250973,1,It isn't if it supports your world view!,joephus420,reddit.com,2010-04,A population of 1 is a bit too small to conclusively disprove the existence of a syndrome.,1,0.9571835994720459,TODO 0
-250974,1,\*sigh\*,Taughtology,atheism,2010-01,"Except that it's not. Ever. We are expected to believe that God is *an* entity, comprised of three separate and distinct entities that are *not* equivalent to one another, yet somehow *are*. It's inherently a logical fallacy. A == B, A == C, B == A, C ==A, but B != C ?",1,0.7059884667396545,TODO 0
-250975,1,And the economy in those days was just great!,IrishJoe,politics,2010-01,"Yes, but in 1931 the top tax bracket was 25%.",1,0.9856250882148743,TODO 0
-250976,1,"Yea, they're so much less intellectual over there...",sunshine-x,reddit.com,2010-01,"DURR FUCK M$ HURR There, I've paraphrased the Slashdot reaction to this story.",1,0.9870418310165405,TODO 0
-250977,1,And..that is stopping you how?,jeet404,WTF,2010-02,I'd need a sex change first.,0,0.9721259474754333,TODO 0
-250978,1,"Yes, otherwise the mods would never be able to locate the off topic links.",treebright,programming,2009-11,"Just report the link if it is out of topic, the mods will get it.",1,0.9439650774002075,TODO 0
-250979,1,Unlike the US which has absolutely no issues with intolerance.,HBOXNW,worldpolitics,2009-11,U.S. State Department finally getting it: Israel is not a tolerant society,1,0.9844400882720947,TODO 2
-250980,1,Less abortions means more *unwanted* children -- which might just end up in the competent caring hands of the kind of individuals recently mentioned in the Murphy Report.,ropers,worldnews,2009-12,"More abortions means less children, the church is just looking out for its interests.",1,0.9491076469421387,TODO 1
-250981,1,you forgot the,Imrightyourewrong,politics,2009-12,"Yes, the democrats are serious about healthcare.",1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-250982,1,If only we had less regulations our telecom companies would be able to offer faster speeds and lower prices.,StudleyHungwell,technology,2009-12,Finally. Broadband in the states is pitiful compared to overseas.,1,0.9842203855514526,TODO 0
-250983,1,uhhhh...,Scalawag,gaming,2009-12,"There is nothing wrong with AWP. You can pretty much kill anyone at any range in the standard maps with the AK/M4 in ~1 second, miss with that AWP and you've just wasted almost 5k.",0,0.7588569521903992,TODO 0
-250984,1,Because *women having sex* is bad and dangerous and therefore we should implement as many caveats as possible.,leahlionheart,IAmA,2009-12,Why are we still living in the dark ages when it comes to surgery(or implanting devices) on females? Is a little concious sedation really that much to ask for? People get it for colonoscopys for christ sake!,1,0.987106442451477,TODO 4
-250985,1,Good luck with that one.,ctour95,politics,2009-12,McConnell Hints That GOP Will Campaign On Repealing Health Care Reform,1,0.5436360836029053,TODO 1
-250986,1,"ofcourse the ""liberal mainstream media"" would call us patriots stupid Drop out of school, kids",elshizzo,politics,2009-09,Stupid. Just stupid.,1,0.9816814064979553,TODO 2
-250987,0,Theres a good chance their is oil off the coast.,sofiseymor,politics,2009-09,"You know why Costa Rica has never been invaded? There is no gold here, something a guy explained to me while drinking some Imperial. As for the rest of your post... I am just speechless...",0,0.8062304258346558,TODO 1
-250988,1,of course.. a culture only consists of its most radical parts.. and then only the judicial parts of that..,fforw,reddit.com,2009-09,You mean the Sharia Courts in the UK where women and gays have no rights?,1,0.9627472162246704,TODO 4
-250989,1,Upvoted because Al-Jazeera commenting on Israel is so obviously unbiased.,dhamon,worldnews,2009-10,"More than 80 Israeli students have announced their refusal to serve in the Israeli military: ""the occupation is a violent, racist, inhumane, illegal, undemocratic, immoral and an extreme condition that presents a mortal danger to both peoples""",1,0.9869513511657715,TODO 3
-250990,1,Clearly this is why we need Capital Punishment - to rid the world of criminals like this who later prove their innocence.,rainman_104,canada,2009-10,"Kyle Unger, who served 14 years in prison after being convicted in a teenage girl's grisly slaying, is expected to walk out of a Winnipeg courtroom today with his freedom and name fully restored.",1,0.986201822757721,TODO 1
-250991,1,Because climate change happens instantly.,pandemik,environment,2009-10,"At the UN's World Climate Conference -- an annual gathering of the so-called ""scientific consensus"" on man-made climate change -- Latif conceded the Earth has not warmed for nearly a decade and that we are likely entering ""one or even two decades during which temperatures cool.""",1,0.9870185852050781,TODO 2
-250992,1,I'm making a note here tagged,nyeus,gaming,2009-08,THIS WAS A JOKE?,0,0.9768442511558533,TODO 0
-250993,1,*only* four years?,GuruM,canada,2009-05,she's been gg for four years and glowering in pride is sending some mixed messages,1,0.5758647322654724,TODO 4
-250994,1,ahh...these people are surely our equals.,ThickGreenPuke,pics,2009-04,Life in the Ghetto,1,0.9619746208190918,TODO 2
-250995,1,"You believe this, yet you can't even prove it to me.",Blnd2Spll,philosophy,2009-04,And water is wet.,0,0.8161957859992981,TODO 0
-250996,1,You know it's a fair system when they offer castration as an alternative to forced medication.,sfacets,wikipedia,2009-01,Medroxyprogesterone acetate treatment,1,0.91119384765625,TODO 0
-250997,1,I think he had me at Obama.,klavin1,environment,2010-10,"I was with you until you took a shot at Obama, sense motherfucker, do you have any?",0,0.5713154673576355,TODO 4
-250998,1,Nah...grounding is for pussies.,MeanMotherHubbard,DIY,2010-11,"None of the light switches in my newly constructed house are grounded. Problem? House was built new 2 years ago. A light switch recently cracked so I replaced it. When doing so, I noticed that none of the switches in that box were grounded (nothing attached to green ""ground"" screw on the switches. Only two wires on each switch -- black and white.) I started checking other switches and found that none of the light switches in the house are grounded. How serious is this? Should I even worry about it? Is it a code requirement in the US for them to be grounded? How much time/money am I looking at to go back and have the switches grounded? It's a fairly large house with lots of light switches.",1,0.9733424782752991,TODO 0
-250999,1,as a religious man i see no problem with that.,AWentzlof,pics,2010-07,"So someone posted claiming half of Hollywood has coke all over their faces, and you demand a citation from the person calling BS? Wow... I hope that was a joke xD",1,0.8545174598693848,TODO 2
-251000,1,Yay more self-serving advertising on /trees.,420patience,trees,2010-07,7 grams in this bad boy,1,0.9819834232330322,TODO 3
-251001,0,i'd go straight to the A,beattie,nsfw,2010-06,My pussy ready to be used,0,0.8464781045913696,TODO 0
-251002,1,I'm so glad this comes from a source that's non-partisan and clearly understands economics.,throughactions,politics,2010-07,"Every dollar spent by the government on benefits for the unemployed produces an overall return of $1.61 for the economy -- dollar-for-dollar, it's five times more stimulative than the Bush tax cuts",1,0.98712557554245,TODO 2
-251003,1,I'm sure they're just protesting Israel's policies.,misterAction,reddit.com,2010-06,Jewish dance group stoned in Hanover,1,0.9872727990150452,TODO 4
-251004,1,but isn't shiny worth a 1000 dollars on the open market?,skeletorcares,AskReddit,2010-07,"How about that they're fucking EXPENSIVE? Meaning the sum of the parts is far less than the whole, which seems stupid when buying a computer.",1,0.9173239469528198,TODO 0
-251005,1,"I will enhance the image and extract the number plate, give me a few hours!",lespak,reddit.com,2010-07,"Reddit, the driver of this car has broken into cars in my neighbordhood 4 times now. Help us identify the make/model, pelase?",0,0.5222903490066528,TODO 3
-251006,1,We can safely chalk this up to a series of very lucky accidents.,macinit1138,politics,2010-07,"The 400 richest families in America, who saw their wealth increase by some $400 billion during the Bush years, have now accumulated $1.27 trillion in wealth. Their tax rate is the lowest on record.",1,0.751285970211029,TODO 1
-251007,1,"Yes, because the puppy with its cuteness and inability to give consent was just asking for it.",OldRice,promos,2010-08,"Well, did the puppy seduce you?",1,0.9872093200683594,TODO 0
-251008,0,"Without profits, they can't ""look after people""",Kcoolio,Economics,2010-05,"I would like to think that pharmaceutical companies were in the business of looking after people but no, profits come first.",1,0.928945779800415,TODO 4
-251009,1,I suspect we're missing the,barlister,WTF,2010-05,"If they did not render the service, how is it okay to give a refund as a gift certificate instead of actual cash?",1,0.9897184371948242,TODO 0
-251010,1,"This story must be completely true, seeing as how the Daily Mail is the most reliable news source available!",Pidggit,MMA,2010-05,American cage fighter 'rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil',1,0.9869252443313599,TODO 0
-251011,1,Let me tell you the muslim extremists are way fucking out of hand here in Oklahoma.,cotton_mouth,politics,2010-06,"Last straw! Oklahoma tired of living under Sharia Law, bans it outright",1,0.8740801215171814,TODO 3
-251012,1,When they scored a goal?,qtx,soccer,2010-06,How did the tradition of yelling 'gol' start? I've never found an answer for this.,0,0.6421054601669312,TODO 2
-251013,1,My favorite part was being able to sort the columns.,rnawky,linux,2010-03,BitTorrent Client Performance Comparison,1,0.8642176389694214,TODO 0
-251014,1,But Japan did not have Obama.,luster,Economics,2009-05,Following the Failed Japanese Economic Playbook: 10 Charts Comparing the Japanese Lost Decade to the United States.,1,0.8110687732696533,TODO 4
-251015,1,and authentic Muslims to shoot at!...,JesusWuta40oz,worldnews,2010-04,How dare they use fake mosques! I pay my taxes for this shit? I demand they start using authentic mosques.,1,0.8258640170097351,TODO 3
-251016,1,"That's easy, the devil himself to poison the minds of our young and innocent!",massivepanda,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-04,DAE wonder who actually puts all the porn in the woods for kids to find? Is it a type of moth?,1,0.9834735989570618,TODO 3
-251017,0,Where are the sharks with the friggin' laser beams?,washcapsfan37,offbeat,2009-03,7 Insane Military Attempts To Weaponize Animals,0,0.8033475279808044,TODO 0
-251018,1,"I don't mean to sound like a dick... But that's because you are white, and your father and brothers are all cops.",a5ph,self,2010-01,"Here on Reddit we often see stories of horrible and abusive police officers. Well last week I got picked up for a crime I legitimately committed, was treated fairly and processed quickly and without abuse. Not all cops are horrible. Just some, and we tend to hear about the bad ones more than the good ones.",1,0.9111384153366089,TODO 1
-251019,0,Congrats!,nathansu,lgbt,2009-10,My partner of 11 years proposed to me last night. And I said YES! We've always been kinda keen on the idea but last night he popped the question. We are going to get married in Iowa on 2/5/10. I am so happy I could shit.,0,0.9411478638648987,TODO 0
-251020,1,Everything is as it should be.,DirtPile,pics,2010-01,These guys really like fried chicken...,1,0.8161472082138062,TODO 0
-251021,1,It's a shame that the employee's family isn't allowed to go out and purchase a life insurance policy so that they would be protected in the event that they lose the income represented by the employee.,netsloth,business,2010-02,Big corporations in Houston have taken out life insurance policies on their low-level employees and received hundreds of thousands of dollars when a worker died,1,0.9618979096412659,TODO 2
-251022,1,He must be a closet liberal.,numbakrunch,politics,2009-11,"Huckabee Calls Knee-Jerk GOP Attacks On Obama ""Deplorable"" And ""Shameful""",1,0.961676836013794,TODO 1
-251023,1,i guess i forgot my sarcasm tags,way2sl33py,gaming,2009-12,"it is a bug. it's a confirmed bug. this game is also called ""modern warfare"" not ""fanatical terrorism"". the ""suicide bomber"" is also not implemented explicitly in the game. you can't get a vest and a dead-man's switch in the game. if they had put that in then you would be right, but then again nobody would really want to play it... hence the complaints. while logically it does employ the same strategy that a suicide bomber would take advantage of in real life, that was not supposed to be the case... which is why it is apparently being fixed...",1,0.9868524670600891,TODO 2
-251024,0,I made babbage's calculator from his plans and then did the calculations with that.,Imrightyourewrong,reddit.com,2009-12,I made knots in a piece of string according to the 5000 year old Incan accounting system of quipu.,0,0.8794341087341309,TODO 1
-251025,1,"yeah, because everything is just one dimensional.",takeda64,Libertarian,2009-10,"And I didn't say that, at all. *However*, it's certainly more likely. I'm on the Left- odds are, therefore anyone who disagrees with me politically is more likely to be on the Right. That said, I don't think that Obama deserved the award. It's way too premature.",1,0.9872855544090271,TODO 0
-251026,1,I like the part where he says how much the system cost and shows some benchmark numbers.,MagicWishMonkey,programming,2009-10,"It's a real live supercomputer sitting on my table, and it's affordable",1,0.801476776599884,TODO 2
-251027,1,I'm surprised they're not charging the 17 and 14 year old for getting this poor woman drunk and taking advantage of her.,AlphaNeonic,reddit.com,2009-10,"'Vulnerable, drunk woman had sex with 14-year-old' ... can't help but think this would be titled differently if a man did it.",1,0.9687780141830444,TODO 1
-251028,1,Reddit: Open minded and judgment free.,kinneys,atheism,2009-07,The irony is overwhelming.,1,0.8898985981941223,TODO 3
+634,0,Reminder that I was supposed to go to fucking bed yesterday is just what I needed,radyjko,masseffect,2016-11,Now it's officially November 7!!!!!,1,0.7601103186607361,TODO 3
+251166,1,You can always depend on Chomsky for some cutting-edge original thinking.,mrdarrenh,business,2009-04,"Noam Chomsky: ""Too Big To Fail Has Become A Government Insurance Policy... It Says 'You Can Take Huge Risks and Make Plenty of Profit, and If Anything Goes Wrong, The Taxpayer Will Bail You Out""",1,0.9639009237289428,TODO 2
+249734,1,"Why, haven't you heard - it's a race to get children!",JabbrWockey,pics,2011-02,"I played ""house"" too early and too long with the wrong woman. It's nice being single now. Not sure what the big deal is with some people. I have a long life ahead of me, why rush it?",1,0.9870338439941406,TODO 2
+1077,0,i'm sending you an invite,goofynarwhal,Fireteams,2016-10,LFG WOTM AKSIS 2 378 WARLOCK Basically title. Nathan_0015 378 warlock for aksis phase 2,0,0.969620168209076,TODO 0
+250123,1,"Right, like Milton Friedman's monetarism hasn't influenced our boom and bust cycles of last 30 years much, much more than Keynesian ideas.",blancs50,skeptic,2011-06,"That's because economics is not a science like physics or chemistry, predictions are difficult due to the a priori nature of economics. Besides, most economists are Keynesians which hasn't exactly proven itself as a great predictive tool.",1,0.979933500289917,TODO 4
+250917,0,A better way to phrase the question is: What happens if Citigroup is forced to sell it assets?,_red,Economics,2009-03,What happens if Citigroup fails?,0,0.9757983088493348,TODO 3
+249852,0,"Dude, it's Atletico vs Real.. need I say more?",qtx,soccer,2010-08,What the hell happens here and why is the ball boy involved?,1,0.8257623314857483,TODO 3
+250145,1,You're hideous!,srry72,pics,2011-01,So THEN what happened?!? An *UPDATE* from the lass who drew that comic for that lad.,0,0.7786977291107178,TODO 0
+249672,1,"If a man wants to be called The Edge, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man The Edge!",Qwirk,Music,2011-06,"I wouldn't hate them so much if their guitarist didn't call himself ""The Edge"".",1,0.9690080881118774,TODO 2
+166,0,Secret to lying well: don't mention applause,reallydark20,CringeAnarchy,2016-11,"What is it with all these ""I'm a hero on the bus"" stories lately? Secret to lying well: make it believable.",0,0.5141647458076477,TODO 3
+250944,1,I was thinking we could invade Iran.,uncreative_name,AskReddit,2010-10,"If you could spend 1 trillion US Dollars on one endeavor, what would it be? Build a civilization on Mars? Drop millions of $100 bills onto cities via armies of cargo helicopters? Turn third world countries into first world countries? Donate it all to Reddit to help with hosting costs? Build an underwater metropolis? Give it all to the Red Cross? Have your face carved onto the surface of the moon?",1,0.8844846487045288,TODO 0
+1478,0,do 41K on the kara and ill take it :)?,HOPE-Keytrader,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-12,"QS BTA Kara Night FT, Icarus Fell MW 45/16 k",0,0.5946950912475586,TODO 0
+855,0,RIP chat if there is any ship similar to the gearing or Atlanta.,FLABANGED,WorldOfWarships,2016-09,"**Canada**: Every hit is immediately followed by a ""Sorry.""",0,0.9813573360443116,TODO 2
+249620,0,You're geekier than the birds.,mellowmonk,offbeat,2009-06,I was more thinking they were reenacting the rescue of Gandalf....,0,0.7862297296524048,TODO 0
+1653,1,Kolarov is a centre back?,Kerbengenier,coys,2016-12,Still better than Kolarov,1,0.53948974609375,TODO 0
+250805,0,In porn it does.,PrettyCoolGuy,funny,2010-04,Really? *no*.......... It works that way in the gay community?,0,0.7785906195640564,TODO 0
+1783,1,"To be fair it's a ""Big and Tall"" not ""Big or Tall""",KWBC24,tall,2016-12,"As a 6'9"" thin man, you learn disappointment early",1,0.5006359219551086,TODO 4
+251203,1,It's from prisonplanet so it must be true!,boot20,reddit.com,2009-04,A Futile Bailout as Darkness Falls on America,1,0.976914882659912,TODO 0
+1831,0,In the shape,Nameyo,madlads,2016-12,with her finger and her thumb,0,0.8325634598731995,TODO 0
+249353,0,"funny, but waaaaay late to the party",LouCardz,WTF,2010-11,Facebook Compliment Fail,0,0.9764358401298524,TODO 2
+992,1,Totally.,Domin0e,pokemon,2016-11,So it was an order then?,1,0.8540977239608765,TODO 0
+250436,0,This outdoes the time I saw a monkey eat his own poo in a zoo as a kid.,lectrick,nsfw,2010-01,"In this video, a walrus takes self-love to a new level, by appearing to pleasure himself orally at an aquarium while visitors shriek in dismay.",0,0.9259814620018004,TODO 1
+249388,1,"No, Computers are satan and World of Warcraft is The Matrix incarnate, here is the proof, any questions?",birdieman,wow,2011-09,Am I the only person that thinks this is extremely ridiculous and possibly overblown?,1,0.9345711469650269,TODO 0
+890,0,Then he need to sign a fight with Golovkin,vazz94,Boxing,2016-10,I wanna see Eubank in a proper war,1,0.7439641356468201,TODO 0
+55,0,Maybe she died in a fire.,franklindeer,MensRights,2016-10,Ahhhhh - Jess Phillips Wasn't Available To Hear Phillip Davies MP Request A Parliamentary Debate For International Men's Day In The PARLIAMENTARY MAIN CHAMBER for 2016.,1,0.7131698131561279,TODO 0
+250142,0,"That was my assumption, but kind of a shitty ride for a lawyer who clearly makes good money.",gbo2k69,pics,2010-02,Maybe that's the lawyer's car.,0,0.975411593914032,TODO 0
+249533,1,Delta - big surprise,Snullbug,reddit.com,2010-11,Tattooed Passenger Asked to Step off Plane,1,0.9690893292427064,TODO 4
+1884,1,Force a driver to retire once they've won a championship,E-vest,formula1,2016-12,Exactly. Whats the alternative? Limit an F1 drivers career to 5 years so that more youngsters can take their place?,1,0.5694503784179688,TODO 0
+250579,0,Innovationinnovationinnovation,itsnickk,rit,2011-05,They're fascinated by Innovation,0,0.6411659121513367,TODO 0
+467,0,I still have a grudge against this band because I miss Vasaeleth.,CCCXXXIII,TapeKvlt,2016-11,"Khemmis - Hunted, metallic gold and blue-gray tint cassette out today",0,0.8100157976150513,TODO 0
+249236,1,It's shocking that the rich Mario mythology didn't translate well into a big-budget movie,JamesHouse,AskReddit,2011-08,"Super Mario Bros., the biggest, bloodiest rape of them all. ;_;",1,0.9819839596748352,TODO 1
+1913,1,"Yeah, who needs Macon anyway?",u1tralord,CrappyDesign,2016-12,"No, this is all around Warner Robins, GA, to support Robins AFB. It's the state's largest industrial complex, and is basically the only reason that middle Georgia has any economy at all.",1,0.98550945520401,TODO 3
+251084,1,It was definitely the rap music that showed the parents how (not) to raise their children well.,darkscyde,reddit.com,2010-03,"Teenage girl beaten savagely at middle school; Sheriff not sure if ""video games or the rap music"" are to blame",1,0.9536327719688416,TODO 2
 251029,1,or at most second-best...,zj5u3n3,obama,2009-07,To adopt the Republican position on health care requires believing that every other country in the world is wrong.,0,0.9029327034950256,TODO 1
-251030,0,capital gains,olddoc,business,2009-07,"You are confusing income tax and capitol gains tax. If you start a company like Microsoft, you own stock in the company. When that stock appreciates, its considered capitol gains. They are taxed at a lower rate. Income taxes apply only to income, not capitol gains.",0,0.7263604998588562,TODO 0
-251031,1,right... because only progressives are intelligent.,rothbardmises,WTF,2009-08,Why America will never be a progressive country (PIC),1,0.9867652654647827,TODO 2
-251032,1,"...And judging from their track record against the US, there's no doubt they'll win.",MAC777,politics,2009-06,Russia declares war against U.S. dollar,1,0.96645188331604,TODO 0
-251033,0,"I love how IAB's ""content"" finally got ripped off by somebody else, instead of the other way around the way it usually is!",shanchan04,pics,2009-06,"That is awesome; how did she get that translucent ""i am bored"" logo to hang in front of her like that?",1,0.67086261510849,TODO 3
-251034,1,Why can't it play on the Wii?,jamesallen74,gaming,2009-04,BioShock 2 Debut Gameplay Video,1,0.7593376636505127,TODO 3
-251035,1,"As any woman can tell you, rape is a lot worse than death....",superwinner,WTF,2009-02,"You won't believe this either. I played a game the other day where you could, wait for it, KILL PEOPLE!",1,0.620004415512085,TODO 1
-251036,1,It's a useful debugging tool,benoror,programming,2009-02,"Who else thinks that javascript alert() is an annoying, lazy, and ugly way to notify me of something on your site.",0,0.731669008731842,TODO 0
-251037,1,Good to see that Blizz is supporting us Elemental shamans as much as they have in the past.,BevansDesign,wow,2010-05,Cataclysm loot leaks! Blackrock caverns lvl78 blues /drool,1,0.9729143977165222,TODO 0
-251038,1,ALL HAIL THE INFALLIBLE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE FREE MARKET.,interweb_repairman,pics,2010-05,"I'm sick of seeing news sites blamed for the crap on their front page. They know exactly what people are clicking on, and tailor it to match. We are the problem, not them.",1,0.9859614372253418,TODO 4
-251039,1,Pretty sure the boy scouts are a dangerous militia.,some_douche,guns,2010-05,I never thought of boyscouts as the particularly mentally unstable sort...,0,0.5775721669197083,TODO 1
-251040,1,He's cheating!,VapidStatementsAhead,AskReddit,2010-06,"I am a married woman, and I have male friends. They are *just* friends. Never has there been sexual tension of any kind. My husband knows most of them, and a few of them could be considered mutual friends. He has no problem with my hanging out with other men as friends. My husband is, however, a remarkably secure person. I asked him if it never occurred to him that other men might find me attractive. He said ""Well, sure. But that doesn't mean you're going to fuck them! *That's* something that never occurs to me."" So, in answer to your question, if you genuinely believe that you like this woman as a friend and nothing more - and if she feels the same way - it doesn't have to be weird, as long as everything stays above-board.",1,0.8694374561309814,TODO 0
-251041,1,Thanks for flagging that NSFW,Messugga,funny,2010-06,"no, THIS is shocking.",1,0.9164304733276367,TODO 0
-251042,1,Because diversity is our strength.,Travesura,AskReddit,2010-06,Why is multiculturalism forced on white nations only?,1,0.9837988615036011,TODO 0
-251043,1,I can't believe we humans are messing around with *God's* time,fatalvaux,AskReddit,2010-03,Why can't we just abolish daylight savings time? I fucking hate it.,1,0.9242780208587646,TODO 0
-251044,1,This is very surprising!,koavf,worldnews,2010-03,Oh shit. Venezuela's Chavez calls for internet controls: 'The Internet cannot be something open where anything is said and done',1,0.9816954135894775,TODO 0
-251045,1,You put the punchline in the title!,atleast5letters,politics,2010-03,"Jury Refuses To Convict Medical Pot Growers In San Francisco - "" felt bad for the dad -- he testified that he won two Bronze Stars in Vietnam and he suffers insomnia from the terrible experiences he had 40 years ago.""",1,0.6113662123680115,TODO 0
-251046,1,No it doesn't bother me at all.,ekki,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-03,DAE HATE getting into bed to find you've forgotten to do something and you have to get back up?,1,0.921397864818573,TODO 0
-251047,0,"There is a difference between moonlight-sonata-like-simplicity and this, which frankly can be almost recreated using a random approach.",lukasmach,reddit.com,2010-03,"Isn't simplicity often beautiful? Like water flowing over rocks in a quiet forest. Yes it can get boring, but for a some moments, it's inspiring. This song is lonely in its simplicity.",0,0.9833108186721802,TODO 1
-251048,1,There ya'll go wastin' good food....don't you know there's people starvin' in Africa!,Wolfshawk,guns,2010-04,"Don't throw away those plastic easter eggs If you fill them with flour, they make great targets. When you shoot them, they explode into a nice white cloud. They're great for rifles with iron sights. Hopefully, they'll be on sale everywhere for the next few days. One cheap bag of flour will fill a lot of them.",1,0.9875689148902893,TODO 2
-251049,0,"Why yes, that they are",ajv570,gonewild,2010-01,My cups are very (f)ull...,0,0.8471770882606506,TODO 0
-251050,1,"Yeah that's why I'm being downvoted, because terrorists are only supposed to be Muslims...",Toallpointswest,Israel,2010-04,They are acting within the definition of terrorism though: attacks launched on civilian targets with an intent to force a political outcome via instilling fear.,1,0.9803471565246582,TODO 3
-251051,1,"But of course no profiling will occur in determining who sparks ""reasonable suspicion!""",apesalive,politics,2010-04,"Sure sounds like it to me... so when a cop suspects your illegal how do you think he's going to ""determine the immigration status of the person""? Papers please!. 20 B. FOR ANY LAWFUL CONTACT MADE BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OR AGENCY OF THIS STATE OR A COUNTY, CITY, TOWN OR OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THIS STATE WHERE REASONABLE SUSPICION EXISTS THAT THE PERSON IS AN ALIEN WHO IS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE UNITED STATES, A REASONABLE ATTEMPT SHALL BE MADE WHEN PRACTICABLE, TO DETERMINE THE IMMIGRATION STATUS OF THE PERSON. THE PERSON'S IMMIGRATION STATUS SHALL BE VERIFIED WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 26 PURSUANT TO 8 UNITED STATES CODE SECTION 1373(c).",1,0.9863036274909973,TODO 4
-251052,1,"dihydrogen monoxide is a very dangerous compound as little as a tablespoon inhaled can KILL YOU in 2004 the CDC stated 3,308 died due to dihydrogen monoxide or NINE PEOPLE PER DAY.",infinityprime,trees,2010-01,"Actually, I use a smoking device with a large chamber filled with the chemical dihydrogen monoxide. The negative air pressure created by my inhaling pulls the smoke through the chemical dihydrodgen monoxide, cooling it, allowing me to ingest a larger quantity of the smoke before the heat creates discomfort in my throat.",0,0.9598855972290039,TODO 0
-251053,1,"I think they call it Times New Roman, invented by the New York Times to indicate sarcasm",ardvarkmadman,self,2010-01,There should be a typeface that indicates sarcasm on the internet...just sayin...,1,0.7883898019790649,TODO 4
-251054,1,"Yes, because that video show people attempting to do that and doesn't present other real uses for the technology.",mccoyn,technology,2010-01,Thank god that got invented so they could continue planting crops in permafrost and snow.,1,0.9865456819534302,TODO 3
-251055,1,"But, corporations are people, and we all know that you can't have a system that is separate but equal, so they should have the lowest income tax bracket, because everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.",science_diction,politics,2010-01,"Oregon Becomes The First Sane State In America: Votes To Raise Taxes On Super-Wealthy, Corporations",1,0.9870625138282776,TODO 2
-251056,1,It's cuz god is a conservative.,terraserenus,atheism,2010-01,"Not that anyone ever had any doubts, but here is absolute proof the discovery institute is full of crap. What does this have to do with anything related to evolution or creationism?",1,0.9780423045158386,TODO 1
-251057,1,They have to keep pace with inflation and cost of living increases!,el_chupacupcake,reddit.com,2010-02,Wall Street Bonuses Said to Rise 17% in 2009,0,0.6587953567504883,TODO 2
-251058,1,Those bloody atheists!,Xiol,reddit.com,2009-11,"I think it's very hard for generally kind-hearted, honest people to fully grasp how genuinely nasty some of their fellow humans can be. The nice folks can't ever see themselves doing something as vile as stealing somebody's photos, so they assume everybody else is the same way. Unfortunately the real world doesn't work like that, and all people are most definitely *not* created equal when it comes to morals and ethics. Some people just don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.",1,0.9869170188903809,TODO 3
+2106,1,This is impossible everyone knows racism only exists in the US,astro_eng,news,2016-09,Well spoken man responds to racist remarks,1,0.9850377440452576,TODO 3
+887,0,People use incorrect grammar all the time.,FluffyPillowstone,iamverysmart,2016-09,"As someone who has weekly problem sets, i have 100% heard people use homeworks to refer to several problem sets.",1,0.5475100874900818,TODO 1
+251131,0,"LaTeX is for the final output, but yes, the test generating part could build a file which LaTeX could turn into a pdf.",niloc132,programming,2010-02,"Yeah, that's kind of what I'm thinking about. I also found a program called LaTeX that might be useful. Thank you for posting this link, I appreciate it.",0,0.9835799336433412,TODO 1
+249370,1,This is exactly the kind of crazy talk that gets Amurricahns mad at the UN!,bokmal,WikiLeaks,2010-12,UN statement on Wikileaks,0,0.7748481035232544,TODO 3
+249843,0,*groan*,NoahTheDuke,baduk,2011-01,"Or maybe... ""Slow down, you *go* too fast.""",0,0.9393454790115356,TODO 0
+249453,0,"yeah, i actually think the grandson is secretly jealous of grampas sexual virility, so he cock blocks him.",superfusion1,pics,2011-06,"I thought the exact same thing. I mean, what are you worried about? Protecting his reputation? This sounds like the op is uncomfortable, not him. Let the man live his life!",1,0.6410374045372009,TODO 0
+510,0,I'm less convinced that people voted **for trump** than I am that they voted **against** Clinton.,electricalnoise,todayilearned,2016-11,A lot of people voted for Trump. It doesn't take much of a lie to get a lot of people to believe it.,0,0.982166588306427,TODO 3
+250357,1,"And the simplicity of screenshotting, cropping, uploading, and submitting exists as well.",byttle,funny,2010-11,The permalink option exists for a reason.,0,0.793976366519928,TODO 0
+249136,1,"What do you mean, ""becoming""?",dougj182,AskReddit,2010-12,"Lately, people have been honking at me because I wait for ambulances(with lights on) to go through the intersection when I have a green light. I can't go, idiots. Is the USA becoming retarded?",0,0.8847256898880005,TODO 2
+250418,0,I will be really interested to see this marker in a couple of months after you beat the hell out of it in the woods :),JagoDago,paintball,2011-05,Getting back into the game and thought I'd give my second-hand 98C a facelift. What do you think?,0,0.7876646518707275,TODO 0
+287,0,Oh,KPC51,LifeProTips,2016-12,Then you are doing good work. We don't need anymore plagues.,0,0.9502205848693848,TODO 0
+466,0,"Pioli, Casserio, too (if we include personnel people)",ElliotRosewater1,nfl,2016-12,"Except the people who hired Saban, Ferentz, Crennel, Weis, McDaniels, O'Brien, Mangini...",0,0.7723632454872131,TODO 2
+671,0,The title says sage mode naruto not six path sage mode naruto,WarpzT9,Naruto,2016-11,Naruto can now enter six paths sage mode for as long as he can which is the peak of sage mode. Kabuto doesn't even have perfect sage mode which naruto already had when he fought Pain.,1,0.6934065818786621,TODO 0
+2474,1,You're treading on some thin ice with that.,Drewski87,Patriots,2016-09,#BrownsLivesMatter,0,0.916728138923645,TODO 0
+250,0,Nah it's my fault- I misread your post but I definitely agree with you.,androidenthusiast08,relationships,2016-10,Sorry for being wound up. I was ranting.,0,0.9143941402435304,TODO 0
+250462,1,"Of course they are, just like they did for the Gear 2 beta.",keepinithamsta,gaming,2011-06,How do you know that they're not taking the beta information they received to heart?,1,0.9745455980300904,TODO 4
+250819,0,See human kind,shunt110,AskReddit,2011-05,How would you best sum up humanity in one sentence?,1,0.6826311349868774,TODO 0
+251156,1,Way to take the low road; you sure showed them!,oditogre,AskReddit,2009-12,"I lost a good friend to religion. Now he's a nutjob fanatic. I went to his halloween party as Satan and passed out free copies of The God Delusion, Origin of Species, and old high school Biology textbooks. That was my final, ""fuck you"" fallout.",1,0.957454264163971,TODO 1
+1279,0,My dad already has died so i couldn't handle my mother passing away.,Coffee_cats,AskReddit,2016-12,"What I find scariest is my mom's death. I know I have to accept human mortality and all, but I just love her so much, and we have such an amazing relationship. Sometimes we're just laughing out loud or watching a movie together while eating popcorn, and I cannot avoid thinking how devastating it would be to not have her around. Whenever I feel like scrolling through Reddit or playing video games instead of chilling with her, I instantly think how I'm gonna regret it when she's not with me anymore. She's 16 years older than me, and I'm young, so, hopefully, she will be around for a long time. I don't have a creepy codependent relationship with her, and we don't even spend that much time together, but I cherish her more than anyone in my life.",0,0.9518172144889832,TODO 1
+613,1,Stable - always stable,ItchyDog64,thedivision,2016-11,"Daily AlphaBridge SMG ""what to roll"" thread #31562 - MP5 - Brutal, Responsive (rolled), Fierce (free). - MP7 - Self-Preserved, Capable, Competent (free). Do I re-roll Self-Preserved or Capable? Inclined to keep Capable. Please advise. Do I roll for Unforgiving or Deadly? Initially inclined towards having Unforgiving. Please advise. Thank you!",1,0.6069719195365906,TODO 0
+246,0,Sounds full of shit,darthjawafett,Terraria,2016-11,its the rare poop block...,0,0.7028093338012695,TODO 2
+251461,1,i call 'shopped,malakon,nsfw,2009-12,"""Eww! You can be Lisa's!""",1,0.7925183176994324,TODO 0
+250276,0,"Suck it, Nazi!",harsesus,reddit.com,2010-07,"What's worse is when people throw a hissy fit when you correct them rather than say, ""Thanks. Duly noted. I won't do it again."" Instead they illiterately wax lyrical about how pompous you are in a futile attempt to hide their own ignorance. Cretins the lot of 'em.",1,0.8457537889480591,TODO 0
+958,0,"""On wearer"" is when you have it equipped, ""when active"" is when you have the weapon out.",HiDefSheep,tf2,2016-11,"Really Stupid Question Does ""damage vulnerability on wearer"" only mean when the weapon is active or when the weapon is in a slot?",0,0.9774274826049804,TODO 3
 251059,1,We're saved!,MMX,politics,2009-11,Health Care Bill Passes House!,1,0.7608906626701355,TODO 0
-251060,1,"It's a _sin_, remember?",AMerrickanGirl,WTF,2009-11,"Wow, What the hell did that principal think was going to happen with a lesbian couple attending a prom? Plague? Volcanic eruption? Zombie outbreak? Tsunami? Genocide? Demon invasion? Nuclear holocaust? Or maybe just another teen couple having fun at the prom? Pretty fucked up to expect her to go alone after all the effort she put into it.",1,0.9856483936309814,TODO 0
-251061,0,Because you wouldn't be clicking your mouse so much...right?,Tymeteller,AskReddit,2009-11,My right hand would be less sore...,1,0.9096399545669556,TODO 2
-251062,1,tee hee.,blancacasa,news,2009-11,Self-identified feminine characteristics? I... don't even know how to respond to that. I get giggly when I'm drunk?,0,0.9183793067932129,TODO 0
-251063,1,Relationship Status: Single,ACiDGRiM,technology,2009-12,Either Mark Zuckerberg got a whole lot less private or Facebook's CEO doesn't understand the company's new privacy settings.,0,0.8482089042663574,TODO 4
+2306,1,"yeah, STABILITY MAINTENANCE FOR THE NX!",Sanchoco3,nintendo,2016-09,"Guys, there was maintenance last week too. It's just maintenance",1,0.6602112054824829,TODO 0
+2269,1,Yeah fuck them fat people just trying to walk around and exist on a day to day basis!,neverbuythesun,AskReddit,2016-09,"I think you're misconstruing the point; nudity is outlawed for the reason of being perceived as offensive to the gentle sensibilities of society. In reality I am much more offended by the behemoths walking around walmart with clothes on than I would be a healthy person of any gender without clothes. If we're going to say that parts of the body are offensive and displaying them should be criminal, we should apply it in a more egalitarian fashion. Better yet, not at all.",1,0.9870991110801696,TODO 0
+250239,0,"Oh, your cool then.",MsgGodzilla,gaming,2010-09,"I own all the Monkey Island games, I don't deny they are awesome, just disappointed that it's on sale every day of the weekend.",1,0.8300703763961792,TODO 0
+369,0,and the Montreal Impact announce that they have signed Schweinsteiger to replace Drogba when he retires at the end of the season.,not---a---bot,soccer,2016-11,Chicago Fire offer Bastian Schweinsteiger a 3-year contract worth $16.5 million,1,0.8017584085464478,TODO 1
+250943,1,The only people who know true persecution,bezenartw,WTF,2010-10,From the mouths of suburban white kids.,1,0.9643388390541076,TODO 0
+251035,1,"As any woman can tell you, rape is a lot worse than death....",superwinner,WTF,2009-02,"You won't believe this either. I played a game the other day where you could, wait for it, KILL PEOPLE!",1,0.620004415512085,TODO 1
+250082,0,Irony,platytudepus,worldnews,2011-05,"Germany: Cops attend a peaceful protest undercover... get mazed and punched in the face by cops on duty ""for no reason"".",0,0.8563975691795349,TODO 0
+209,0,I hope everyone has a happy and pleasant Diwali.,ThomasJCarcetti,CFBOffTopic,2016-10,Monday Morning Early Thread brought to you by Halloween candy going on sale.,0,0.9257692098617554,TODO 2
+250085,0,"It's FOX news, what do you expect?",Xlyfer,canada,2011-03,"""Canada's **coalition** minority government... fell today"" ??",1,0.7006709575653076,TODO 2
+1049,1,"Well, technically there's no verse directly addressing pedophiles and associated legal expenditures, so...",inside_chron_job,exjw,2016-11,I want to slap him in the face with 1 Corinthians 4:6.,0,0.9030106663703918,TODO 3
+2297,1,"lol That's because I'm gay, fuccboi",ActuallyAMammal,wallstreetbets,2016-09,Da fuq? Post could do without random homosexuality,1,0.951887309551239,TODO 3
+250608,0,Homophobic turtle doesn't like you fucking your favorite twink.,Liverotto,pics,2011-06,"Googled ""awkward turtle"" and got this.",1,0.7942491173744202,TODO 4
+249914,1,Racist.,EatMoreFiber,sports,2011-03,who is who? All Barbers look the same to me.,1,0.9860246777534484,TODO 4
+1905,0,Ale8,johneaston1,AskReddit,2016-12,What is that one type of food/drink that you absolutely love but can't get in the area you live?,0,0.8295328617095947,TODO 0
 251064,1,But God guided their hand when they designed the brakes!,brokenarrow,atheism,2009-12,"I've recently made a point to point this out in a non-dickish way. ie. when my aunt almost rear ended a car, she said ""Thank God!"" after she stopped in time. I said, ""thank the engineers who designed your brakes, too!"" The little things.",1,0.9726382493972778,TODO 1
-251065,1,This wouldn't apply to Reddit,pwarnock,reddit.com,2009-09,"The Dirty Little Secret About the ""Wisdom of the Crowds"" - There is No Crowd",1,0.8837283849716187,TODO 3
-251066,1,"The one that's America, obviously.",xb4r7x,AskReddit,2009-10,What makes the greatest country in the world? I ran into this person after a traffic court hearing today. These two guys were talking like they were spawns of Glenn Beck so I tried to be polite and have a conversation with some intelligent input with little success. I at least made them think. Well this one guy stated The United States is the greatest country in the world. So I talked with him for awhile and I asked him What makes a country the greatest country in the world? His answer: the one with the most money and the largest army. My answer: the one that provides the most benefit to mankind. What do you think reddit?,1,0.9788528084754944,TODO 0
-251067,1,"Quit staring at me like that, and put some clothes on, your supposed to be fixing my sink!",ace_wolfgang,nsfw,2009-02,The Plumer....!!,1,0.8226354122161865,TODO 0
-251068,1,"Yeah, but McCain is White and that's what really matters.",enemyseven,politics,2009-07,Anyone find this conservative birther movement ironic? John McCain was born in PANAMA. Not that McCain's spearheading the effort or anything. But imagine patches of liberals pestering their congressional representatives about the authenticity of McCain's presidential eligibility. We'd actually have a substantive claim.,1,0.987257182598114,TODO 1
-251069,1,It looks so horrible in Amsterdam,tolley,reddit.com,2009-07,"Dutch answer to O'Reilly's ""Amsterdam is a cesspool"" claim.",1,0.8505288362503052,TODO 2
-251070,1,"You see, chap, this one is *cultured*.",efox,pics,2009-05,"Ahh, how Reddit cries about 4chan Memes making the front page. This one actually got me laughing though.",1,0.9322516322135925,TODO 0
-251071,1,What else would you expect from socialized medicine ?,PLanPLan,WTF,2009-05,"Woman goes into hospital with kidney stone, gets all limbs amputated. Jury says suck it up. (Judge disagrees.)",1,0.9081467390060425,TODO 0
-251072,1,"Genius retort, keep up the good work my man, you're amazing!",itstallion,business,2009-06,LOL,1,0.8265582323074341,TODO 1
-251073,1,Ok.,jerryF,reddit.com,2009-06,Did you watch The Obama Deception?,0,0.9665175676345825,TODO 0
-251074,1,But it's different because BrkneS is actually *right*!,sumzup,politics,2009-03,"Here's the thing, though... you didn't get your opinions from personal experience and rigorous research either. You got it from some other nutjob's writing that you read (or more likely several over a period of time). Don't pretend like you're any better just because you choose to believe in a different remote and anonymous source than the other guy.",1,0.9835909008979797,TODO 2
-251075,1,"I sense sarcasm, but it's not clear without a",david76,politics,2010-05,Privacy is only beneficial to society when applied to government and corporations. We need to make the citizenry transparent to be safe from terrorism.,1,0.9899144172668457,TODO 4
-251076,1,"Yes, definitely a fireable offense.",Guybrush1882,entertainment,2010-05,"LA Times television ""critic"" misunderstands simple but major aspect of the Lost finale, writes terrible review, probably still has a job.",1,0.9813925623893738,TODO 0
-251077,1,"But reddit has secret santa, donate to haiti, blahblahblah and I'm commenting on how awesome it is even though I don't participate in them.",c_megalodon,reddit.com,2010-05,"the best is when redditors hate on 4chan i mean, let's face it here, at least 4chan accomplishes things",1,0.9799260497093201,TODO 3
-251078,1,"Yes, you certainly seem to be a perfect example of not-awful humanity.",borkborkbork,AskReddit,2010-06,How about dispatching a bullet into your brain. If you think humanity is awful then please kill yourself.,1,0.952519416809082,TODO 2
-251079,1,"Oh wow, somebody posted something on 4chan, shit's about to become serious now.",interweb_repairman,reddit.com,2010-06,The Hurt Locker suing people for piracy. 4chan is gathering to do something.,1,0.9703735709190369,TODO 2
-251080,1,"No I refuse to listen to logic, I am going to hold my hands over my ears and scream google is evil over and over.",AttackingHobo,WTF,2010-06,"Did any of you actually look into this before flipping shit? * The application removed didn't do ANYTHING for the user. It was falsely promoted as something that did, but in reality just ran a security audit in the background and reported back to the developer (shady). * The developer itself had removed the app from the market already. * Google removed the app from phones because not only was it falsely marketed (and then removed from the market altogether by the dev), it didn't do anything for the user (and didn't tell them about reporting security audits to home base), but the server it reported to was no longer running. It was literally just going to waste space and/or battery. Google was in the right here, and they sent notifications to the users involved, as well as telling the public exactly what/why they did it. I'd say that is 100% legit.",1,0.9861258864402771,TODO 1
-251081,1,That's totally an examination of all the factors.,Kcoolio,politics,2010-03,"The U.S. economy could have produced $14 trillion in goods and services this year. Instead, we will produce $13 trillion. We will never make up that missing trillion dollars and the jobs it represents.",1,0.9589687585830688,TODO 0
-251082,1,My two favorite things...flash ads and facebook.,anyletter,ads,2010-03,"wait, what?",1,0.8277118802070618,TODO 4
-251083,1,I know that's dumb... why bother drawing if you can already find photos all over the internet for free....,Bloodlustt,WTF,2010-03,**This is why modeling software is popular.**,1,0.9296759366989136,TODO 4
-251084,1,It was definitely the rap music that showed the parents how (not) to raise their children well.,darkscyde,reddit.com,2010-03,"Teenage girl beaten savagely at middle school; Sheriff not sure if ""video games or the rap music"" are to blame",1,0.9536327719688416,TODO 2
-251085,1,So be like everyone else and put in an AMA request for Richard Branson,---sniff---,scifi,2010-03,"I can't imagine how awesome it would be to say ""my spaceship"" and mean it. Someone should ask Richard Branson how it feels.",1,0.8352453708648682,TODO 0
-251086,1,What if you put your face really close to the screen?,abhinium,movies,2010-03,"James Cameron: 'Watching Avatar on an iPhone is dumb' .. ""I think it's dumb, when you have characters that are so small in the frame that they're not visible.""",1,0.5102102160453796,TODO 2
-251087,1,Silence is an effective protest.,stp2007,atheism,2010-04,"there are two ways of looking at this ... there is your glass-half-empty way, which is ''I assume all catholics approve of child abuse unless they state otherwise'' or there is the glass-half-full way of looking at it, which is ''I assume all catholics do not approve of child abuse unless they state otherwise'' I choose the latter",1,0.6022107005119324,TODO 4
-251088,1,"Well, I imagine she would have been a lot more effective if she had given up her seat, and then later been sure to vote the right way.",kingfishr,reddit.com,2010-04,"According to karmanaut's logic, Rosa Parks shouldn't have done what she did.",0,0.8818842172622681,TODO 3
-251089,1,"yeah, because all those coal fired plants belching out smoke and ash is so much cleaner,",Rip_Van_Winkle,worldnews,2010-04,120000 People protest against nuclear power plants in North Germany,1,0.9869764447212219,TODO 0
-251090,1,"The soldiers were just doing their job following orders, it's the government that does the evil things!",CombattingSexism,politics,2010-01,Should I 'Support The Troops' When They Do This? American-led troops were accused yesterday of dragging innocent children from their beds and shooting them during a night raid that left ten people dead.,1,0.9872835874557495,TODO 2
-251091,0,I bet you heard it on Jay Leno as part of 'Great moments in Black History'.,blancacasa,todayilearned,2009-11,TIL that Hulk Hogan passed when he was offered what would become the George Foreman Grill. George has made $150 million from the grill,1,0.773648738861084,TODO 2
-251092,1,Just what we need...less thinking.,terraserenus,howto,2010-01,How To Think Less And Do More: Turning Life Into Flow,1,0.5575604438781738,TODO 3
-251093,1,"Well, black is black, and they can ""see"" that right?",gbo2k69,atheism,2010-01,"I recognize that as the ""point."" But the point is irrelevant if it's not accurate. According to this guy, god must not exist to blind people because they cannot perceive the color blue. Blue exists regardless of the blind person who does not see it.",1,0.9863889813423157,TODO 0
-251094,1,"but they matched their legs up to the legs in the picture, so much cooler!",Manitcor,reddit.com,2010-02,"Was anyone else annoyed at his friend taking real-time video? Here is this guy in front of a whole lot of people, getting embarrassed because he is telling the dude to pan to the corner to show an important aspect of his presentation. Instead the moron ignores him and shows the rest of them jerking off in front of the stand. Way to let down your friend, buddy...",1,0.9837241172790527,TODO 0
-251095,1,Yea but he's not going to torture them so he won't get any valuable information out of them anyways.,Nathan2508,politics,2010-02,Obama has caught more Taliban Leaders in 1 month than Bush/Cheney did in 6 years,1,0.9403684139251709,TODO 3
-251096,1,Obama the war-monger needs this.,AmIsGod,reddit.com,2010-02,John Yoo is an abscessed pustule on a horse's cock,1,0.9532216787338257,TODO 1
-251097,1,"What, they accidentally attached a few more testicles?",slapdash78,sex,2009-11,They botched mine. I'm more potent than ever!,1,0.6791744828224182,TODO 0
-251098,1,And y'all thought we was a bunch a rednecks out hare in MO...,slapdash78,science,2009-10,Penny-sized 'nuclear batteries' unveiled,0,0.5642342567443848,TODO 3
-251099,1,"I like the fact that she's young and hot, I just hope she's old enough for it to be morally right.",p0tent1al,nsfw,2009-11,I hope she is legal,1,0.5179736614227295,TODO 1
-251100,1,"To be fair, they are playing on the PS3.",SND_Crow,gaming,2009-12,the guys he was playing against were terrible.,1,0.8516209721565247,TODO 3
-251101,1,Yeah I especially like being the first to grab the new editions of teen magazine.,scottklarr,funny,2009-09,Must be convenient buying all your reading material from the same place you get your prescriptions filled.,1,0.9800763726234436,TODO 4
-251102,1,I am not a Republican lawmaker.,cranktheguy,politics,2009-10,Are you saying you want them to die quickly?,0,0.938752293586731,TODO 4
-251103,1,"You see, this is the exact sort of rationing of health care that *true* Americans are worried about with ObamaCare.",Arkady32,worldnews,2009-07,22 year old alcoholic in england is refused liver transplant. This a good thing. A line has to be drawn somewhere. I draw it here and I'm not going to feel bad about my lack of sympathy.,1,0.9653726816177368,TODO 0
-251104,1,"Yea, like bringing the patriot act to a vote before anyone had a chance to read more than the title... such kinds of tactics are so wonderful!",uriel,politics,2009-08,"If this is true is really pretty intelligent stuff. I've always though finding a path of least resistance is the best way when trying to get difficult things done. Regardless of my views, this is pretty bright stuff.",1,0.9868384003639221,TODO 3
-251105,1,"On the plus side, Germany's far-right extremists are going to love those names...",ropers,reddit.com,2009-08,"Listened to whom, NetSol? I cannot imagine who requested these changes.",1,0.8609702587127686,TODO 2
-251106,1,Sieg heil for Jesus!,florinandrei,WTF,2009-05,"similar thing happened to a Christian school here in SC. Group of about 30 in the senior class, all but 3 attended a party during Christmas break...snitch girl heard about it and went to the principal. The principal showed up with police and every thing. Yes, 3 people graduated...27 were expelled. You are held responsible for your actions outside of school when you attend a Christian school.",1,0.7094215750694275,TODO 0
-251107,1,"How dare you question anything Israelis do, you anti-semites.",yellowcakewalk,politics,2009-06,"Israeli's In Jerusalem Respond To Barack Obama's Cairo Speech: ""Fuck that nigger, white power"" ""He's definitely a Muslim terrorist""",1,0.987220823764801,TODO 3
-251108,1,"From an AdBlock Plus user: what are these ""banners"" you speak of?",shanchan04,funny,2009-06,"I liked the ""screw star ratings"" banner more than the video.",1,0.5811625123023987,TODO 2
-251109,1,"You should know the bombs would only hit the evil Iranians, not the good ones!",IndustrialEngineer,politics,2009-06,How strange is it that many neocons feigning concern for the Iranian protesters advocated dropping bombs on them a few months ago?,1,0.9869340658187866,TODO 1
-251110,1,o rly?,GuruM,pics,2009-06,I hear there might be something in the HTML 6 standard...,1,0.8566386103630066,TODO 0
-251111,1,"way to go limbaugh ... yeah, that's exactly what bipartisanship means!",timberspine,politics,2009-03,"The Daily Show: ""Apparently the only time you have to love this country is when it's controlled by Republicans.""",1,0.9838565587997437,TODO 3
-251112,1,"or girls, or boys, but definitely lots of sex before marriage",woody412,AskReddit,2010-10,Probably politics and football.,0,0.7271969318389893,TODO 4
-251113,1,But then what's the incentive to become rich if you end up facing the equivalent disncentives for breaking the law as poor people?,sprashoo,technology,2010-10,"That's because the law doesn't apply equally to the poor an the rich. Imagine how much a $200 speeding ticket bothers Bill Gates, vs how much it bothers a single parent on their way to their second job to support their sick child who they can't get insurance for?",1,0.8379845023155212,TODO 1
-251114,1,"Not quite identical, you can only purify so much, that 0.1% composition is important!",Tiak,reddit.com,2010-10,"What the hell, if you're already inventing differences between chemically similar things, why not go all the way and make up differences between chemically identical things.",0,0.9720661044120789,TODO 0
-251115,1,"I'm 32 and my wife is 16, it's good to get them directly from their mothers when they're nice and young so you can ""raise"" them the way you like, to be obedient and submissive.",jacobcrogers,AskReddit,2010-10,"Any Redditors with girlfriends, wives, boyfriends or husbands with significant age gaps? Is it ever a problem?",0,0.9608362913131714,TODO 3
-251116,1,Eye for an eye!,qujyqahev,offbeat,2010-10,Only in America.,0,0.7318578362464905,TODO 3
-251117,1,Sanity officially restored.,PondoSinatra,pics,2010-10,Best sign I've seen so far.,0,0.6794015169143677,TODO 0
-251118,1,What would they want to hide?,mikehosek,worldnews,2010-07,The megaphone affect is staggering. Almost as if they want to hide something.,1,0.86940997838974,TODO 0
-251119,1,It's about time the libruls at CNN realized that we should be sending all of the Muslims to the moon!,ShellCompany,science,2010-07,I'm shocked that this CNN Poll question is even an issue. (PIC),1,0.9667019248008728,TODO 3
-251120,1,Can I use toothpaste?,Wilshire3030,techsupport,2010-07,Everybody forgets the thermal paste.,0,0.6675081253051758,TODO 1
-251121,0,I bet he enjoyed giving *her* shit for a change.,niceface,science,2010-07,Woman has husband's stool inserted into her own colon - is cured of bacterial infection.,0,0.593967616558075,TODO 2
-251122,0,Anyone notice the complete whiff that actually managed to fake out the keeper for the second goal?,ThisBoysGotWoe,soccer,2010-07,Most Unfriendly Friendly Ever: Cagliari and Bastia Abandoned Due to Very Big Fist Fight,0,0.8719421029090881,TODO 1
-251123,0,lewl,AlwaysUnemployed,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-08,Editing comments,0,0.856819748878479,TODO 0
-251124,1,Both prominent homosexuals!,PolishDude,todayilearned,2010-08,He was also nominated to the bench by both Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush!,0,0.852691650390625,TODO 0
-251125,1,Get to the back of the neighbourhood please.,spydereleven,politics,2010-08,You Know Where Mosques are Built? Islamic Neighborhoods.,0,0.6538296937942505,TODO 0
-251126,1,"Oh, come one... They spoiled the entire story line.",maritz,gaming,2010-08,The Witcher 2 Gamescom Gameplay Demonstration Looks Amazing!,1,0.9812071919441223,TODO 4
-251127,1,I know I'm shocked about this.,Qikdraw,politics,2010-08,"Turns out that one of the people who turned the ""9/11 Mosque"" into an issue wants to kill all Muslims",1,0.9868821501731873,TODO 0
-251128,1,"Yes, they must pay for their thought crimes.",isionous,TwoXChromosomes,2010-08,These people should be gassed.,1,0.9812016487121582,TODO 1
-251129,1,Did not see that coming.,bobsil1,business,2010-08,Blockbuster tells Hollywood studios it's preparing for mid-September bankruptcy | Company Town | Los Angeles Times,1,0.9858615398406982,TODO 0
-251130,1,Yup -sounds like good ole American justice to me.,GreenGlassDrgn,politics,2010-05,US citizen faces a lifetime of solitary confinement in a Colorado supermax prison for a conviction based on a confession tape OBTAINED UNDER TORTURE in Saudi Arabia. Evidence of torture was not allowed to be presented at trial.,1,0.967260479927063,TODO 1
-251131,0,"LaTeX is for the final output, but yes, the test generating part could build a file which LaTeX could turn into a pdf.",niloc132,programming,2010-02,"Yeah, that's kind of what I'm thinking about. I also found a program called LaTeX that might be useful. Thank you for posting this link, I appreciate it.",0,0.9835799336433411,TODO 1
-251132,1,God will destroy us if we oppose them.,Diggtionary,AskReddit,2010-05,"Someone educate me on why Israel deserves any aid or international sympathy at all. From what I read over the years, it seems they enjoy spreading misery to everyone except their own.",1,0.9305137991905212,TODO 0
-251133,1,"oh no, not THE FLAG",beattie,soccer,2010-06,"Liverpool fans burned American flags in a protest against the club's owners outside Anfield, following the departure of manager Rafael Benitez.",1,0.8579801917076111,TODO 0
-251134,1,"Why yes, I think every woman is able to schedule when she's going to be raped and be prepared ahead of time.",5-4-3-2-1-bang,sex,2010-06,'Toothed' condom hits rapists where it hurts (nsfw),1,0.9859862327575684,TODO 4
-251135,1,"WOW, I didn't know Digg has the *same* content (not to mention the community) that Reddit has.",javadi82,AskReddit,2010-03,"Digg does this automatically, you could go there.",1,0.9465346932411194,TODO 0
-251136,1,The water was being used to build rockets.,mst3kcrow,worldnews,2010-03,I bet anyone $5 Israel will find a way to place blame on the Palestinians.,1,0.6960898041725159,TODO 4
-251137,1,"Media Matters, now there's an honest website",Hawk2007,politics,2010-03,Corporate Fuck Face (FOX Cultists) Caught Lying to America,1,0.8791717290878296,TODO 2
-251138,1,"You're right, that's why I would never go to the gym because that would basically admitting to myself that I lost my battle with obesity and general unhealthyness.",ksmv,AskReddit,2010-03,"Is it a self help book? I never want to read a self help book, it would feel like you have lost, and i'm a winner. But seriously I want to influence people.",1,0.9814954400062561,TODO 2
-251139,1,"Yes, because a 5 year old should suffer for supporting Hamas and the rest of the terrorists.",YourNeighbour,worldnews,2010-03,"Gee, they have fatah and hamas to guide them and provide role models and leadership, what could have possibly gone so wrong?",1,0.9871560335159302,TODO 1
-251140,1,HAHAHAHA They don't speak English!,daramel,atheism,2010-04,He Has Raisin!,1,0.7119922637939453,TODO 0
-251141,1,Just like having violent video games encourages people to commit acts they see/do in the video games.,mkrfctr,worldnews,2010-04,"Because there would be an argument to say that having material like this available, depending on how it is presented, may encourage people to commit acts like this, which I imagine is one of the reasons for the legislation. I'm not saying I agree with it, just saying I can understand where people are coming from.",1,0.9817913770675659,TODO 3
-251142,1,That fruit fly research is a huge waste too.,uncreative_name,science,2010-04,Most useful technological achievement in the history of mankind. Thanks IBM.,0,0.5277116894721985,TODO 3
-251143,1,"yeah, it's because he's jewish...that's why people hate him so much...",TuctDape,pics,2010-01,Complete with racist Jewish horns. Clever.,1,0.9868664741516113,TODO 3
-251144,1,-_-,Confucius_says,AskReddit,2010-01,Speak for yourself.,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-251145,1,"But Obama's WRONG, America doesn't need HIS SOCIALIST tax-breaks for small businesses, American needs OUR CAPITALIST tax-breaks for small businesses, don't you unserstand the difference?",coyote1284,politics,2010-02,"TIME: Obama Calls Out Republicans, But Nobody's Home",1,0.9879456758499146,TODO 3
-251146,1,"I'm totally going to that festival with Creed, Nickelback and Staind headlining - I hear the Spin Doctors are opening!",greenghoulie,funny,2010-02,Finally! An explanation of the success of Nickleback,1,0.9112005829811096,TODO 3
-251147,1,DEAR GOD a woman showing her clothed chest on the internet WHAT A WHORE,oldirtyrestaurant,IAmA,2009-11,Protip: She posted a picture with her rack in it because she wanted people to notice her rack. Complimenting her rack is just playing to her expectations.,1,0.9867848753929138,TODO 4
-251148,1,That's hilarious.,tom_mandory,funny,2009-11,"Thankfully, the guy was able to find my jacket...",0,0.8270174860954285,TODO 0
-251149,1,"Yea, we dont like ur kind around here though",holycrap_lions,IAmA,2009-11,Once you get citizenship can you pretty much work or stay anywhere in Europe?,1,0.8655248284339905,TODO 4
-251150,1,"Yeha, god's the one that caused those fish to levitate, not some fancy gravity-thing you guys keep griping about.",ShasOFish,atheism,2009-11,"How is this supposed to be proof of evolution? Anyone who believes in creationism is just going to look at this and say ""This proves that evolution isn't real. How can you believe that something like this happened randomly?""",1,0.9088668823242188,TODO 4
-251151,1,I am so glad to see the real criminals in this country get the charges they deserve.,scottklarr,WTF,2009-12,"Woman tapes parts of her sister's surprise party while the movie ""New Moon"" is playing in the background. Woman records 3-4 minutes of the movie and is arrested, spending 2 nights in jail and facing up to 3 years in prison.",1,0.9854766726493835,TODO 2
-251152,1,"Yes, because we should defer to the general public in labeling scientific concepts instead of using what the scientific community does.",belt,reddit.com,2009-12,"The media can call it climate change all it wants, the people have spoken.",1,0.9870927333831787,TODO 2
-251153,1,They were probably wall hacking anyway.,SirKeyboardCommando,WTF,2009-12,26 Asian students were beaten in one day at a high school in Philedelphia,1,0.9767732620239258,TODO 0
-251154,1,"All TF2 jokes has this as the punchline, so you know its funny: It was a a spy.",MrValdez,tf2,2009-12,TF2 Joke What do you get when you mix the Ambassador with an Uber Charge? Diplomatic Immunity!! I thought you all might enjoy that.,1,0.5474451184272766,TODO 0
-251155,1,They forgot to mention the FFRF's connection to Hitler's Third Reich!,RevOxley,atheism,2009-12,Christians apparently upset that the FFRF is effective.,1,0.6956003904342651,TODO 0
-251156,1,Way to take the low road; you sure showed them!,oditogre,AskReddit,2009-12,"I lost a good friend to religion. Now he's a nutjob fanatic. I went to his halloween party as Satan and passed out free copies of The God Delusion, Origin of Species, and old high school Biology textbooks. That was my final, ""fuck you"" fallout.",1,0.957454264163971,TODO 1
-251157,1,"And the tail doesn't scream ""I'm a furry.""",lordvirus,pics,2009-09,"This just screams ""I had no other clean shirts"".",0,0.8276214003562927,TODO 2
-251158,1,SWEET THANKS MAN NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE SHIFT ANYMORE!,Erobern,science,2009-09,Caps Lock is to the left of your keyboard.,1,0.8395220637321472,TODO 1
-251159,1,Wow you clearly are an expect on this industry.,mojomofo,IAmA,2009-10,"I'm not trying to bang on you personally, or call you a bad guy. I'm sorry to hear about your situation. But Christ - an 80k bonus for a marketing exec? On top of a 150K salary? That sounds more like a sales compensation package to me. To me that illustrates the major issues with the FS industry. Those are poorly resourced shareholder dollars.",1,0.9824309945106506,TODO 3
-251160,1,There will never be another person that plays other peoples music like him,jabb0,celebrities,2009-10,Did DJ AM Get Too Close to His Demons?,0,0.6714413166046143,TODO 3
-251161,1,"You're right, we should leave them in the hands of telecoms.",jayd16,politics,2009-10,Why do we need a bill? More regulation is not the answer to Net Neutrality. We need to stop handing our civil rights and liberties over to the laws of the Federal Government.,1,0.9870727062225342,TODO 2
-251162,1,"Wow, I will completely believe this random tweet cited when others are linking to identified G1 devs in the forums.",inspired2apathy,technology,2009-08,Have you T-Mobile G1? You have made a big mistake.,1,0.9866752028465271,TODO 0
-251163,1,Can't you see we're apparently very busy with the hot button issue of Sears dept stores....Come back in a week or so,ajv570,reddit.com,2009-08,Marriott hotel sues lady that got raped. WTF. No more business trips at the Marriott for me. *THIS* deserves a boycott.,1,0.9750927686691284,TODO 2
-251164,1,Nice to see he learned his lesson,gtmills1,technology,2009-06,"Ah, spamming.",1,0.9590654373168945,TODO 3
-251165,0,"Misogynistic, why am I not surprised.",jemenfiche,programming,2009-02,*So a person from trade school cannot be interested in their field.* That's not what I said. It's worse reasoning with you than a woman pms'ing. For chrissakes.,1,0.8788635730743408,TODO 0
-251166,1,You can always depend on Chomsky for some cutting-edge original thinking.,mrdarrenh,business,2009-04,"Noam Chomsky: ""Too Big To Fail Has Become A Government Insurance Policy... It Says 'You Can Take Huge Risks and Make Plenty of Profit, and If Anything Goes Wrong, The Taxpayer Will Bail You Out""",1,0.9639009237289429,TODO 2
-251167,1,"Sorry, I forgot:",Mr_A,Music,2009-01,wow. thanks. i really like it a lot but i haven't gotten too many other people to care about it.,1,0.9902852177619934,TODO 0
-251168,1,The land of the free and the home of the brave!,paraedolia,politics,2009-01,Wonder what a Homeland Security file of your travel might look like?,1,0.9829403758049011,TODO 4
-251169,1,But he's keeping his promise -- it's a trap!,sumzup,politics,2009-01,This isn't breaking - he's said this for months.,1,0.9518699645996094,TODO 0
-251170,1,"Yes, cuz tax cuts will help those w/o jobs!",crusoe,reddit.com,2009-02,The vast majority of Republicans rallied behind the idea that the appropriate response to the abject failure of the Bush administration's tax cuts is more Bush-style tax cuts.,1,0.9868494272232056,TODO 2
-251171,1,"You guys are completely lost, God obviously made that toast.",KableKiB,atheism,2009-02,atheist toast,1,0.9565088152885437,TODO 4
-251172,1,Your cop buddy is the fucking problem: 1. no respect for the rule of law 2. immediately wants to solve it through a beating He is SOOOOO different than the cops in the video.,chronicdisorder,reddit.com,2009-02,"I sent this to a cop buddy of mine. His response. ""Give me a couple minutes alone with these cowards and I can promise you they'd never raise a hand against anyone again.""",1,0.8528067469596863,TODO 3
-251173,0,"What a rambling, confused and utterly worthless article... I want my two minutes backs.",theozoph,reddit.com,2009-04,What you never knew about Columbine,1,0.8479005098342896,TODO 1
-251174,0,"Well, if she so chooses to live her life - by all means - she's an adult.",Cassio,MensRights,2010-08,"If a woman becomes less obedient as the relationship builds, of course I would not stay with her. Why would I be less interested in her as she becomes more sexually interested? Has a backbone? What does that mean to you? My girlfriend has a backbone. My girlfriend meets all my requirements. She's in her early 20s. Of course she knows what she's getting into - a solid, lasting relationship with a high quality male. One who sees the reality of the world and isn't afraid to talk about it.",1,0.9209179282188416,TODO 1
-251175,1,Must be Bush.,mnocket,politics,2010-08,Who's to blame for the terrible floods in Pakistan?,1,0.8732600808143616,TODO 0
-251176,1,"And yet somehow, this is all Obama's fault",snotrokit,todayilearned,2010-08,"TIL that days before W took office, The Onion predicted a massive increase in defense spending, a Gulf war, a recession brought on by substantial tax cuts, deregulation of industry, defunding of social-service programs, and a return to deficit spending. And America.....laughed?",1,0.9860460162162781,TODO 0
-251177,1,I'm happy to see someone other than Watterson making money off this.,tgiokdi,worldnews,2010-05,"Every single Calvin and Hobbes strip ever made, ever, all in a slick AJAX interface with instant full-text dialog search.",0,0.5540645122528076,TODO 2
-251178,1,"Mexico is my idol, I think that all American law and culture should have Mexico as the standard.",matts2,politics,2010-05,Mexico's laws regarding illegal immigrants are far tougher then Arizona's.,0,0.9552989602088928,TODO 3
-251179,1,"Evil evil socialism ... including socialized medicine, socialized training facilities, socialized transportation ....",xaviervalentine,pokemon,2010-05,How the hell did the economy run when so many people were off being pokemon trainers?,1,0.9761409759521484,TODO 0
-251180,1,"""on a good day""",helloall123,science,2010-06,Smart chimpanzee solves non-trivial puzzle,0,0.9124788641929626,TODO 1
-251181,1,That's definitely a better solution.,boris33,programming,2010-06,"Depending on the structure of the software the fix for SQL Injection is not trivial. In fact, I would guess that fixing almost any system that is vulnerable to SQL injection is not a 3 minute ""trivial"" fix. Rewriting every query to be parametrized is not ""trivial"". Yes it is trivial when starting from scratch and building in protection, but fixing a system with hundreds of thousands of lines of bad code could take a long time. I ran into this situation once at a place I worked. Thousands of queries spread across thousands of source files. Luckily all of the queries eventually went through a handful of .dll functions so we were able to put in some regular expressions to catch most common injection attempts.",0,0.8840146660804749,TODO 3
-251182,1,"Yeah seriously, Ricky Gervais is funny, but the Office just isn't his thing.",TheMarshma,entertainment,2010-06,"Sure, he's funny, but I don't think he could pull of an acting job like The Office.",0,0.7133318781852722,TODO 2
-251183,1,Even worse they're Veterans!,bretticon,politics,2010-03,"Wasn't it a private company, not any military branch? They are more like Blackwater types - and I assure you that the people who voluntarily go specifically to Iraq to fight for pay are exactly the type of people caricatured in Avatar.",1,0.6065952777862549,TODO 1
-251184,1,"Apparently, we need DRM protected HTML.",lukasmach,programming,2010-03,Facebook Threatens Greasemonkey Script Writer -- Do the have the right?,1,0.9171491265296936,TODO 3
-251185,1,"I, however, am one hundred percent serious.",sideways8,AskReddit,2010-03,It was a joke.,1,0.8397184610366821,TODO 0
-251186,1,RuneScape.,ethraax,gaming,2010-04,"Looking for an MMO I can play on a netbook I'm a fan of MMO, but these days I spend most of my time on a netbook; putting a large amount of games off-limits. Bonus for the game being free, can be of any genre.",0,0.5729495286941528,TODO 0
-251187,1,"Nice one, Nick.",einsteinonabike,pics,2010-01,Facebook is the new Myspace...,1,0.5499942302703857,TODO 3
-251188,1,How did they get the brain into the robotic arm?,an800lbgorilla,science,2010-01,Monkey controlling robotic arm with brain. Crazy.,0,0.6713070869445801,TODO 2
-251189,1,"If this isn't proof of the link between school shootings and video games, I don't know what is.",aliengoods1,technology,2010-02,"Canadian gamer may have prevented a US school shooting. Alerts RCMP after chatting with a high school crazy on Xbox live, who detailed plans.",1,0.9522653222084045,TODO 2
-251190,1,"If they found an actual skeleton on the moon, then it is clearly because that is where Elijah's physical body was shed as he was taken up into the heavens by god.",hcice,atheism,2010-02,"If it were an article about an actual skeleton on the moon, No... They would come up with something that fits perfectly in God's perfect plan. (perfectly)",1,0.8400619029998779,TODO 4
-251191,1,"There is no such thing as originality, just authenticity.",acpawlek,comics,2010-02,"Gene Simmons' son, Nick Simmons, plagiarizing off of BLEACH (manga) for his INCARNATE (comic)?",1,0.669744610786438,TODO 0
-251192,1,"Well to be fair, they could just be praying that he dies of swine flu.",vigorouslydead,politics,2009-11,"Trolling for Assassins: The right wing is selling t-shirts telling people to ""Pray for Obama"" by reciting Psalm 109:8, which is just another veiled reference at praying for his death.",1,0.8685641288757324,TODO 0
-251193,1,"Anything by Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Michael Chriton, or Dan Brown.",vulcan99,AskReddit,2009-12,"What's the best book you've ever read? I'm starting this because I want some ideas on good books to read over the semester break, now that I actually have time to read :).",0,0.8797386288642883,TODO 0
-251194,1,"gee, this hasn't been posted a hundred times already.",ahamkara,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-12,"DAE grab an item from the back of the shelf rather than taking the first one? I started doing this a couple years ago for whatever reason, probably to keep ""sanitary"". I just noticed today that it's become a compulsion and I can almost never grab the first of anything, I at least have to grab the second one if not one way in the back.",1,0.9859895706176758,TODO 4
-251195,1,"I'm sure that, on his way back to Buckhingham Palace, that he had quaffed deeply the endless despair the homeless endure every day",yellowcakewalk,news,2009-12,prince william sleeps on the streets for homelessness charity,1,0.8933876156806946,TODO 1
-251196,0,"I thought that, statistically, women were more likely to shoplift than men.",genuinepolitician,AskReddit,2009-07,"I used to work in a used CD store; we would let the females carry their purse but make the males leave any bag up at the front where the bags were visible to everyone. It's a game of statistics; more often a male was likely to steal a CD than a female, however all the females with purses were watched more carefully. If a female acted suspicious, we would ask her to open her purse on the way out.",1,0.6588683724403381,TODO 2
-251197,1,Everyone that carries a gun is looking to kill anyone who gets in their path.,magneticfield,politics,2009-09,"One the one hand I agree, in that having spokespeople like this makes Republicans impossible to be taken seriously by the average middle-of-the-road voter. However, I'm troubled by the fact that those unhinged people who take them *seriously* have the potential to do people real harm (like bringing guns to town hall meetings). I'm uncomfortable with the fact these lunatics have access to the public airwaves to stir the pot in such a malicious manner.",1,0.9555745720863342,TODO 4
-251198,1,;) ==,hungryhungryhippo,gadgets,2009-10,Since when is hardware free?,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0
-251199,1,As long as it's only Protestant churches and no Catholics!,mattguard,politics,2009-08,"The owner of this website, Mr. Terry Kemple, is renting billboards all over Tampa Florida for his website ""No Separation .org"". Mr. Kemple believes there should be no separation of church and state within our local, state and federal governments.",1,0.9407873153686523,TODO 4
-251200,1,Also the minorities would be high on drugs and have a fast heartbeat so it would be more dangerous to them,nmcyall,WTF,2009-08,"It surprises me a little. I wasn't really aware that they have different degrees of voltage with the one weapon - different models, sure. So they can set phasers to black and Hispanic? Troubles me a bit to think the cases of deaths by taser may have been avoided if they were simply set on a lesser voltage.",1,0.964562177658081,TODO 3
-251201,1,Only for folks who already have a net worth of $10 million or more; otherwise it's socialism.,mellowmonk,reddit.com,2009-02,Obama Should Give Every American 18 Years or Older 1 Million Dollars to Stimulate Economy - Commentary,1,0.9870564937591553,TODO 0
-251202,1,But this time they know what they are doing... Honest...,jacekplacek,Economics,2009-04,He seems to forget that they got us into the current mess to begin with.,1,0.9540321230888367,TODO 1
-251203,1,It's from prisonplanet so it must be true!,boot20,reddit.com,2009-04,A Futile Bailout as Darkness Falls on America,1,0.9769148826599121,TODO 0
-251204,1,"We can't have that, because politicians know so much better what is good for you, and people are too stupid to be allowed to be free.",uriel,politics,2009-02,"[Medical] marijuana. Now if they would do the same with drug prohibition, gun control, and every other issue that was never meant to be a part of Federal jurisdiction...",1,0.987208902835846,TODO 2
-251205,1,"Ah sorry, all you ex-french sound the same, Prolly something in the sugar you choke down.",Darkmere,politics,2010-07,"I don't understand what point you are trying to get across here? Also no one says ""fucking pakis"" in the US. That's a british expression.",1,0.9193553328514099,TODO 0
-251206,1,who wants to read the **whole** article!,spdracr99,technology,2010-07,"Interesting how you said it appears no where in the article, but that exact quote is in two places. Idiot",0,0.7929216027259827,TODO 1
-251207,1,"He must be lying, because George W Bush said that the US does not torture.",sge_fan,worldnews,2010-07,"Iranian scientist Shahram Amiri returns home, says US kidnapped him and subjected him to ""the harshest mental and physical torture""",1,0.9858507513999939,TODO 3
-251208,1,Let's all get serious about this and not laugh at the humor.,shadowryder,pics,2010-07,Spongebob is not happy.,1,0.9521505236625671,TODO 0
+251562,1,Why people wont appreciate when Israel tries so hard to cheer Palestinians with fireworks?,BanX,worldnews,2009-03,Photographs of White Phosphorus use.,1,0.6981512904167175,TODO 0
+258,0,He was adopted by white parents.....god I hope they aren't cops too!,SnazzyD,AskReddit,2016-09,No.,1,0.9416518211364746,TODO 1
+216,0,Then why did you delete it?,I_was_serious,TwoXChromosomes,2016-09,I was serious.,0,0.8901816606521606,TODO 0
+1200,0,One bee.,justnfree,OSHA,2016-09,Exactly. A sneeze could end that dude's life.,0,0.8935571312904358,TODO 0
+1237,1,WOW you fucking homophobe.,Vance87,The_Donald,2016-11,"I dunno man, the straight six I had the pleasure of driving just never fucking died no matter what. It was nice.",1,0.9801536798477172,TODO 0
 251209,1,"She is playing it up, that was a dive",wpgbrownie,pics,2010-07,Some are more aggressive than others.,1,0.894158124923706,TODO 3
-251210,0,"Should be named ""Jewish Propaganda.""",ThickGreenPuke,entertainment,2009-07,Inglourious Basterds - French Trailer (This looks a lot better than the American trailers),0,0.6647815704345703,TODO 0
-251211,1,"Because only Republicans use their political positions to grind axes, right?",orangeheaven,politics,2010-07,This woman is insane. What about that little bullshit Iraq war. How about war criminals George Bush and Dick Cheney.,1,0.9856333136558533,TODO 2
-251212,1,"it's very, *very* difficult to just stop killing people.",sorabji52,politics,2010-07,dude. We have a president who can leave Afghanistan tomorrow if he wanted. Yet you blame the conservatives here? WTF world are you living in?,0,0.8443677425384521,TODO 3
-251213,1,"Well, let's look at the upside - at least next year after the VAT increase too, we'll be starving and without any luxury goods but at least the deficit is being cut!",Axius,unitedkingdom,2010-08,Food prices set to increase by 10%.,1,0.9712662696838379,TODO 4
-251214,1,"You're right, taxpayers in general should be arrested.",jkh77,news,2010-08,"The taxpayers ARE the retards in question, so of course they should pay for it.",1,0.9788030982017517,TODO 2
-251215,1,Another idea from the party that wants to get government off our backs.,mellowmonk,reddit.com,2009-02,Utah wants to create a database to track the identity of anyone having an alcoholic drink at a bar or restaurant,1,0.8537910580635071,TODO 2
-251216,1,"Yes, clearly the money allocated for the NBN can be better spent on a tax break for companies, to avoid creating mining tax.",poopooonyou,australia,2010-08,"All the kiddies on reddit will cry about losing the NBN - their only hope for being able to download pirated games, movies, TV shows and porn at breakneck speeds, which is clearly the most important issue this country has ever faced.",1,0.9869434833526611,TODO 2
-251217,1,Are you talking about Glen Beck and Fox News or are you talking about religion and religious texts?,kitsy,politics,2010-08,"I have no problems with people exercising free speech. I do have a problem with people who intentionally misinform millions of idiots and convince them of a whole bunch of anti-facts, masquerading as legitimate news sources.",0,0.8816138505935669,TODO 2
-251218,1,Looks about right.,borez,reddit.com,2010-03,Went to the Creationist Museum last week. Here's an animatronic human next to a dinosaur.,0,0.8003610968589783,TODO 2
-251219,1,"You are, none of the rest of us want that.",BusStation16,gaming,2010-05,Am I the only one who thinks a well made Firefly MMO would be the most amazing thing ever?,0,0.828162431716919,TODO 1
-251220,1,"Let's cut taxes for the rich, since the trickle down theory has worked so well.",tainted_nuts,politics,2010-05,"Dems' New Plan To Save Economy? Raise Taxes - Democrats in the state Senate on Monday countered Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's proposed budget cuts with a plan to raise taxes by nearly $5 billion, largely by extending temporary taxes and delaying corporate tax breaks for two years.",1,0.9873421788215637,TODO 2
-251221,1,"But.. but.. but we could privatize the police, how could that go wrong?",Night-Man,Anarchism,2010-06,"One only needs to look at how the historical rise of capitalism is and the extensive state violence required to maintain it at every point. From the enclosures of the pre-industrial era, to the imperialism of the imperial era, to the protectionism of trade, decimation of native population for their land's natural resources and so on. More theoretically, a capitalist system cannot sustain itself without an enforcement agency willing to protect private property claims from tenants unwilling to pay rent or workers taking over their means of production.",1,0.9867510199546814,TODO 3
-251222,1,Because clearly capitalism didn't bring this about.,cartola,politics,2010-03,You can hardly call our government systematically handing over all our wealth to this banks while protecting them from failure capitalism.,1,0.9867281317710876,TODO 0
-251223,1,"So now ""change"" is bad?",toconnor,Economics,2010-03,It means no change for me. Which is good.,1,0.5330363512039185,TODO 1
-251224,1,"The day they add emacs to AppStore, I'll buy an iPad.",the_smell_of_reddit,pics,2010-04,I just opened up my brand new iPad and was SHOCKED with what the internals looked like.,1,0.6058771014213562,TODO 0
-251225,1,"Prop 13, fuck yeah!",kryx,AskReddit,2010-04,Many areas freeze property taxes for seniors too so that can be a negligible concern in retirement.,1,0.7452247738838196,TODO 0
-251226,1,Yes.,lordofthejungle,sports,2010-04,Should soccer leagues(such as the Premier) have playoffs?,0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-251227,1,Looks like you have been to EVERY European country.,auldnic,AskReddit,2010-04,"i've been there, and for every nice, cultured educated person, there's a soccer hooligan right around the corner. trash is trash everywhere you go. educated are educated everywhere you go.",0,0.5921943187713623,TODO 0
-251228,0,The ferrets will not be amused.,apesalive,reddit.com,2010-04,Goddammit I forgot to buy the mice!,0,0.9352269768714905,TODO 0
-251229,0,"Everyone who ever said ""we should fly on airplanes"" better run to the site of any airplane crash to help cleanup!",isthis,reddit.com,2010-04,"""Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty""",1,0.793721079826355,TODO 4
-251230,1,Amazing that the concept of sending electronic mail would be represented by an envelope.,DigitalEvil,pics,2009-11,Does Google love Reddit or what? Google Voice's front page orangered envelope...,1,0.6878926753997803,TODO 0
-251231,1,The system works!,alragusa,WTF,2009-12,Man has served 25 years for rape and murder. Only now the feds realize it was another man's semen on the body,1,0.8897407054901123,TODO 1
-251232,1,The airlines should not be better for all of us?,Cxan,politics,2009-12,More important people should be flying first class. Their time is important and they can do more if they fly better.,0,0.7796152830123901,TODO 0
-251233,0,I hope it's for Qaddafi's psychological treatment because that guy is c-r-a-z-y,aliciamae,politics,2009-09,"Obama plans on giving $400,000 to a Libyan Charity run by the Gaddafi family",1,0.5276164412498474,TODO 4
-251234,1,1. digg 2. reddit,5PK,AskReddit,2009-09,"Your #2 site after reddit? For news, I mean. Don't say Gmail or Facebook :P",0,0.8021080493927002,TODO 3
-251235,1,Where can I go to give Obama a virtual hug?,1000Steps,funny,2009-09,"""Maybe Obama can pass a law to 'cure' us of himself.."" {PIC}",1,0.6170112490653992,TODO 0
-251236,1,Small government FTW!,florinandrei,reddit.com,2009-09,"Every American voter should be required to look at this chart. It is the history of the United States National Debt from 1940 to now. Then they should ask themselves: ""What changed in 1981?""",1,0.9820802211761475,TODO 2
-251237,1,"Yeah, I'll bet he didn't even know about ad hominem fallacies and stuff like that.",JesusHusseinChrist,reddit.com,2009-09,"Yes, unfortunately a dude that plays guitar is in no position to make such claims about education.",1,0.7444430589675903,TODO 2
-251238,1,How can anything go wrong with such a database?,sofiseymor,technology,2009-09,"FBI moving from fingerprint database to a system that keeps DNA, iris scans, palm scans and voice scans on file - and can positively ID someone in 10 minutes or less",1,0.7385258674621582,TODO 2
-251239,1,Thanks for the help,tendonut,linux,2009-10,"Yes, but it depends.",1,0.7409301400184631,TODO 4
-251240,1,"Yes, clearly Fox news is a great way to stay in tune with the goings on of the world",rainman_104,canada,2009-10,"Have you watched the national news lately? If he got ""the pulse of the nation"" by watching that shit, I'd be even more worried. There's enough pandering to the polls going on in ottawa as it is. That said, I'd sleep better at night if he would've said something like BBC.",1,0.9867215156555176,TODO 2
-251241,1,"Boy, its a good thing he defines CPI or else I wouldn't know what the hell that article is about",Gipetto,Economics,2009-07,No wonder I felt squeezed last 5 years: What's the Real CPI?,1,0.9751867651939392,TODO 1
-251242,1,Will this stop global warming?,TheWhiteGripes,science,2009-07,The Big Picture - The longest solar eclipse of the century,1,0.9650309681892395,TODO 0
-251243,1,Murderer!,Terex,reddit.com,2009-07,"crap, im black or hispanic, and male and between 18-34 :(",1,0.7638918161392212,TODO 0
-251244,1,"Yes, why else would we care?",xerxes923,science,2009-06,"100,000,000 horny guys want to know.",1,0.9872768521308899,TODO 1
-251245,0,or more,LeeJunFan,reddit.com,2009-03,Don't be surprised if you get just as many downvotes as upvotes on this one...,0,0.8718245029449463,TODO 0
-251246,1,"He's trying to tie it in with the communists by mentioning it in close proximity to the Soviet Union, and you know we all have to fear them dirty commies",neonic,politics,2009-03,"what the fuck, how can he just lump that in there?",1,0.9877925515174866,TODO 1
-251247,1,Yah maybe if they went back to communism everything would get better.,thelaser08,politics,2009-04,Interviews with Russians at a soup kitchen. Has Capitalism failed?,1,0.9877041578292847,TODO 0
-251248,1,Sounds like a great movie,eakius,WTF,2009-01,The teen walked into a Chicago police station yesterday and managed to get an assignment patrolling in a squad car for five hours before somebody figured out he's a kid.,1,0.706765353679657,TODO 2
-251249,1,"After all, they may be smuggling in weapons on a humanitarian aid mission.",jo42,reddit.com,2009-01,Israel has refused to allow a French-made water purification system into Gaza amid a drinking water crisis in the Palestinian strip.,1,0.9275175929069519,TODO 3
-251250,0,and that point is different from how the rest of the internet functions how?,cmschmidt,AskReddit,2010-05,"You should be interested in where they come from, because most opinions are formed around certain facts, and those facts might be completely made up, thus rendering the opinion a stupid mess of words that someone still might believe.",0,0.9713526368141174,TODO 1
-251251,1,Finally the Canadian Conservatives will get the fair and balanced view they deserve.,KishCom,canada,2010-06,"""Fox News North"" Right-leaning new TV channel in the works",1,0.9841104745864868,TODO 2
-251252,1,Did you say something about being easy?,goots,DIY,2010-06,THAT WAS EASY!,0,0.5713861584663391,TODO 0
-251253,1,"FREEDOM sucks, apparently so do Republics.",InCahoots,reddit.com,2010-03,Texas must be destroyed to preserve the Union! They've removed Thomas Jefferson from Texas School curriculum! This is fucking insane!,1,0.7996874451637268,TODO 2
-251254,1,So no one here understands sarcasm either?,tenshimaru,funny,2010-03,"It's misleading, so it doesn't count.",1,0.9529715180397034,TODO 2
-251255,0,Robots.,angryostrich,AskReddit,2009-07,Does Reddit prefer pirates or ninjas?,0,0.7976956367492676,TODO 0
-251256,1,Mexican Cartel Leader's Daughter's wedding + Daisy Cutter + Promisory note to his friends = WIN Works in Afghanistan right?,m0deth,worldnews,2010-03,Mexican Police Chief DECAPITATED By Drug Cartel,1,0.9130633473396301,TODO 0
-251257,1,"Incidentally, that series has the best sequel naming convention I've ever heard of.",invisime,AskReddit,2010-04,...last summer.,0,0.9247662425041199,TODO 1
-251258,1,"No, I fucking LOVE it!",Unlucky13,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-04,DAE hate when people congregate in areas you need to walk through? I never understood why groups of people would decide to stop and hold conversations at the top of stairs and in doorways. There is plenty of space away from those areas and it becomes awkward when you have to squeeze through to get where you need to go. It's even worse when some of those people give you dirty looks for interrupting their conversation. This happens to me almost every day at work!,1,0.5385817289352417,TODO 3
-251259,1,Commie!,Lurking_Grue,business,2010-01,"1. It is a world view issue mostly. There are many of us here who believe that such a huge disparity between ordinary average workers and high fliers is intrinsically wrong; morally, socially and economically. However we may also win ourselves the label of commie, pinko, liberal, hippy etc. Any society that has such an enormous disparity between the ruling elite and the ordinary folks is more than likely destined to have problems of the revolutionary variety when as the gap continually increases while the quality of life of Jo and Joanne Ordinary just gets worse. 2. I believe they were highly aware of the time bomb they were setting off by encouraging the sort of scale that the derivatives markets can reach when you start buying and selling debt that belongs to people who could never afford to pay it back in the first place. I believe there is a moral responsibility on banks to ensure that the type of products they produce benefit not just their own management but the economy as a whole. Their primary motivation is utterly selfish which runs counter to my own personal philosophy on life.",1,0.9566648006439209,TODO 0
-251260,0,"I believe the question refers to the quantitative, rather than qualitative, properties of the asker's losericity.",iveL,WTF,2009-10,It makes you a pathetic loser.,0,0.9651919603347778,TODO 3
-251261,1,...and it would definitely benefit the creator of the original artwork.,this_barb,WTF,2010-02,I really hope my local comic book shop has a copy as owning this would bring great joy to my life.,1,0.6411034464836121,TODO 1
-251262,1,A parsec is also a measure of distance,iofthestorm,politics,2010-02,He meant to say 12 parsecs.,0,0.8605653643608093,TODO 4
-251263,1,"I enjoyed the ""don't trust liberals"" message the entire piece carried...",lotkrotan,politics,2009-11,"The NYT likes to leak things. Important things. Things that change the course of the public conversation. From the Pentagon Papers to the ruined terrorist-surveillance programs of the Bush era, the Times has routinely found that secrecy is a danger and sunlight is a disinfectant. Until now.",0,0.8834345936775208,TODO 1
-251264,1,Bandwidth exceeded = classy.,CJGibson,pics,2009-12,"lol, Photobucket.",1,0.6041814088821411,TODO 0
-251265,1,"It's because you eat cereal with milk, duh!",scottklarr,science,2009-12,"Another interesting quirk is adult northern Europeans are unique in the ability to be able to digest milk, the majority of people in the world can't digest or have trouble digesting milk. It's not lactose intolerance it's normal, we white folk are the genetic weirdos. Maybe it's similar to the blonde hair and blue eyes that were *""infantile traits that were just swept along accidentally.""* btw there isn't any vitamin D in milk it's added during processing.",1,0.9869660139083862,TODO 0
-251266,1,really?,sabotank,entertainment,2009-10,It's official: 'Futurama' is reborn!,1,0.6881616115570068,TODO 0
-251267,1,But statistically blacks are responsible for more violent crime so they would be justified!,acousticcoupler,LadyBashing,2009-10,"Hmmm what if this was about race? What if it was a black man who happened to be walking behind a white man. And the white man is afraid he'll be attacked, but is basing this on nothing but the man's race. What if the black man decided to play with the white man's fears in a similar way as this ""jerk"". I'm not saying I condone this ""jerk's"" behavior at all. But, I'm deliberately asking a difficult question because I know I find one situation funny and the other not and I don't know why.",1,0.9879032969474792,TODO 0
-251268,1,"If someone fails and didn't post it on the internet, and no one saw them fail, did they really fail?",ACiDGRiM,guns,2009-08,well I tried,1,0.5279980301856995,TODO 3
-251269,1,Thank you for your contribution.,iveL,AskReddit,2009-08,this is the most asinine thing i've ever read.,1,0.7902491688728333,TODO 0
-251270,1,This is a very clear example of why you should not be allowed to have more than ten rounds in a magazine.,WallPhone,guns,2009-05,"Apartment invaded by 8-10 people and residents fight them off. One wrestles gun away, kills an intruder, and shoots others. 8 other intruders flee",0,0.6342899203300476,TODO 4
-251271,1,"sure, why blame the established parties who have cultured hate against certain groups or schools of thought, they have nothing to do with encouraging violent bahavior.",aliciamae,politics,2009-06,Pointing angry fingers at large organizations or groups or religions for yesterday's tragedy does not help the situation. Reddit needs to be smarter than to make the types of blanket remarks that are beginning to accuse people who have nothing to do with it.,1,0.9860213398933411,TODO 2
-251272,1,"Damn those oil fairies, why do they keep stealing oil from the crust of our planet?",M0b1u5,Economics,2009-06,World oil reserves fall for first time in decade,1,0.984569251537323,TODO 0
-251273,1,"instead use parts of the body, that makes more sense",Guybrush_Threepwood,wikipedia,2009-06,at what time of year was it created and then at what time of year was it found to be too long? was it discovered to be too long in a hot room? Rule 17: don't use transformable physical objects to define international standards.,0,0.6256759762763977,TODO 1
-251274,1,"You can customize it though, they ask if you want it to be the default browser!",dawnerd,technology,2009-06,"You might want to uncheck the IE8 box for ""customizability."" Having features is not customizability. Being able to choose which features one wants is customizability.",0,0.9731082916259766,TODO 0
-251275,1,Well obviously with the added revenue from this they are going to lower ticket prices.,Dildozer,hockey,2009-04,MSG superimposes ads on glass behind the goals during Ranger's game. What do you think?,1,0.9864826202392578,TODO 0
-251276,1,Aah.. Accenture.. Fond memories,interstate,business,2009-02,"I'll see your anecdotal story and raise you one: many consulting companies hire (American) liberal arts grads, rush them through a 6 week quickie IT class, and then charge clients $200/hr for their ""expertise"". I think the fault here lies in too many company hiring the cheapest, rather than the best value, consultants.",0,0.9231854677200317,TODO 0
-251277,1,"Sure, everyone plays soccer growing up, but when you get into high school you gotta pick a REAL sport.",Guybrush1882,sports,2010-07,"Do Americans hate soccer? The US-Ghana game drew 19.4 million viewers, more than watched last year's World Series, which was broadcast in prime time. More American children play it, informally and in organized leagues, than any other team sport.",0,0.5536693334579468,TODO 3
-251278,0,"Oregon perhaps, they are wearing orange and black",Arkady32,pics,2010-07,"i googled ""time beavers"" and found this -- NSFW-Nudity",1,0.7081672549247742,TODO 0
-251279,1,Oops mine too:,garyp714,politics,2010-07,I hope you noticed the massive pile of sarcasm in the headline.,0,0.9426724910736084,TODO 0
-251280,1,my bad:,garyp714,politics,2010-02,"I don't think you gave me a point, I'm at -1.",0,0.873248815536499,TODO 1
-251281,1,"Fuck you, that was the Thriller of the 90s.",robfs,AskReddit,2010-07,"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahhh...",1,0.8860386610031128,TODO 0
-251282,1,Ahhh...feels good when justice is served.,3danimator,news,2010-07,New York police officer escapes prison for violently pushing cyclist off bike,1,0.7898839712142944,TODO 1
-251283,1,"Well, at least they didn't have guns.",roadkill6,reddit.com,2010-07,Will County board chairman's son charged in stabbing,1,0.9877249598503113,TODO 1
-251284,1,But isn't that communism or something?,Araya213,politics,2010-07,"Exactly. The government had to do *something* to prevent economic collapse, and giving 700 billion dollars to the banks certainly was *one* way to accomplish that goal (at least in the short term). A *better* way would have been to *buy* the banks with those billions of dollars and temporarily nationalize them so that the corrupt leadership festering at the top of the banks could be replaced and other affairs sorted out, which sadly hasn't happened...",1,0.985771656036377,TODO 0
-251285,1,"Yeah, because the media is a reputable source of factual information as well.",Imidazole0,politics,2010-07,"Uhh, all three media outlets given early view by WikiLeaks have said that the documents themselves offer scant evidence that this is actually true. (in fact many of them point against it). Don't let that slow down your reddit groupthink.",1,0.9869354367256165,TODO 0
-251286,1,"oh yeah, that's sure to convince them.",tallwookie,news,2010-08,"Mexico's President Felipe Calderon, ""The best reason for ending drug prohibition is to save Mexico"".",1,0.984386146068573,TODO 1
-251287,1,Didn't see that coming...,geoshua,pics,2010-08,Name an Imaginary Creature that you once Thought was real.,1,0.9863514304161072,TODO 0
-251288,1,So what's your excuse then?,barichards,blog,2010-08,Let's see: (11M pageviews / day) / (5 admins) / (86400 seconds/day ) = 25 pageviews / (second * admin).,0,0.8954692482948303,TODO 1
-251289,1,Digg definitely sticks to their guns.,Bizong,reddit.com,2010-08,"Interesting quote from Kevin Rose circa 2007 - ""You've (users) made it clear. You'd rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company""",1,0.8960381746292114,TODO 0
-251290,0,Glad to see myspace in its rightful place,mikelr,gaming,2010-08,Social Media Monopoly Board Game - I think we can all agree that Reddit should be higher.,1,0.8861821293830872,TODO 4
-251291,1,"Yes, it's the same as a racial epithet.",natetheTANK73,politics,2010-05,"""Teabagger"" equivalent to the 'n' word, tea-partier claims. Teabagger please",1,0.9598531723022461,TODO 0
-251292,1,"Possible, but might kill ya!",bdpf,AskReddit,2010-05,"Is it possible for me to ingest one compound, and my friend another, so that if we mix our urine it will undergo some sort of color-change or precipitate-forming reaction? I've got a great idea that involves theater lighting and something like this. Let's please stay away from anything very exothermic, that'll just get really gross really fast; no one likes a pee sauna. Safety is a plus, though not necessary if you are only speaking hypothetically. Thanks.",0,0.6199254393577576,TODO 0
-251293,1,Grumpy old man sharpens his prang and stocks up on ammo.,bdpf,reddit.com,2010-05,"The elderly have a duty to die, now get out there and do your jobs!",0,0.8766113519668579,TODO 1
-251294,1,Or just scroll down till it goes awat.,bdpf,reddit.com,2010-04,"Why don't we have some sort of ""hide"" button for the section on the right? The area with the search bar, recently viewed links, ads, etc., should be able to be minimized to the right. That way, those of us (perhaps only me) that have the browser window on only half the screen or less can have a non-scrunched reddit. :)",0,0.8523518443107605,TODO 0
-251295,1,Ultralisks will now be able to consume protoss buildings 1 at a time.,plasterofparis,starcraft,2010-05,mirror eyes.. reflects colossus laser beams!,1,0.722373902797699,TODO 0
-251296,1,"If my kid screamed like that, I wouldn't think twice about doing this",Yoy0YO,pics,2010-05,"same Idiot of the Year, different angle. Thai puts his kid on top of protest barricade.",0,0.9402832388877869,TODO 1
-251297,1,... or yes?,sorryDontUnderstand,funny,2010-05,Satan would not be pleased.,0,0.8721888661384583,TODO 0
-251298,1,It's AGW gone mad... WE ONLY HAVE OURSELVES TO BLAME!,borez,reddit.com,2010-04,"The volcano is spewing too much CO2. We'll have to nuke Iceland to save the planet. The most abundant gas typically released into the atmosphere from volcanic systems is water vapor (H20), followed by carbon dioxide (C02) and sulfur dioxide (S02).",1,0.8619158267974854,TODO 0
-251299,1,Yah the physical play is really boring huh.,gusbustafunk,hockey,2010-06,This game is every bit as boring as the last one was exciting.,1,0.8496008515357971,TODO 3
-251300,0,"As a Green Bay Packer fan, the Bears still suck!",BonJoevi,sports,2010-01,Bears Apologize For Shitty Season in Full-Page Ad,0,0.7426299452781677,TODO 0
-251301,0,Oh I get it... shaved pussy!,bagpulistu,WTF,2010-06,"Orangina is a juice drink in france, which makes this commercial even more WTF",0,0.5078877210617065,TODO 0
-251302,0,"Yes, the only reason I'm posting this is because there are currently 39 comments.",vulcan99,AskReddit,2010-03,"Anybody see an interesting article and want to comment, see 400+ comments, and say ""Fuck it, I'm too late to get a response?""",1,0.9802398085594177,TODO 0
-251303,1,"Yeah, why should we pay if this kid got AIDS because his gf cheated on him!",tcksam,politics,2010-03,"Wait, wait, wait! What it doesn't say is *****how***** the person got AIDS! I don't want my money spent on junkies or people that engage in dangerous sex!! And I certanly understand (and aprove) a company not wanting to pay up to this kind of person.",1,0.985816478729248,TODO 1
-251304,1,This will definitely convince decision makers that violent video games are safe for children.,throwaway293,gaming,2010-03,Aussies are doing a Zombie Protest March against the violent video game bans,1,0.9834764003753662,TODO 3
-251305,1,"I just wanted to let you know that I have seen it, hoping that it would make your day better.",okamiueru,reddit.com,2010-03,Has anyone else still not been bothered to go see Avatar yet? I haven't.,0,0.9772481322288513,TODO 0
-251306,1,OMG LIGHT UP THAT VAN THERES KIDS IN THERE AND THEY'VE MOST LIKELY RIGGED THEM UP WITH BOMBS!,Facepuncher,WTF,2010-04,"Wikileaks video just got released. It's titled ""Collateral Murder"" and it is an unedited gun-cam video that Wikileaks decrypted. It will probably get taken down so watch it while you can.",1,0.9811789393424988,TODO 1
-251307,1,"But that was the god Reagan, and this is some black Muslin dude who is ruining our country!",daychilde,politics,2010-04,"Republicans are so predictable. Obama announces a change to our policy about nuking the shit out of a country, and the Republicans wet themselves and say Obama is making America less safe. What about Reagan's START treaty with the USSR?",1,0.9875814914703369,TODO 0
-251308,1,because governments like to focust on the important stuff like busting potheads and prostitutes... They're the cancer that is killing society.,thenaughtyprofessor,worldnews,2010-04,I always thought that kidnapping and rape were crimes with harsh penalties. Why not chase kidnappers and rapists instead of sex workers? You'd get a lot more bad guys.,1,0.9871447682380676,TODO 2
-251309,1,"Oh, that makes it alright then.",ineedmoresleep,WTF,2010-04,"It is not just Islam that places importance on being a virgin when you marry. It's only recently that it has become less of an issue in Western society and even then it's still important to many people. For example, Princess Diana had to go through a virginity test before she could be married to Prince Charles.",1,0.9805709719657898,TODO 0
-251310,0,Not as much as a DAE post.,chronicdisorder,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-12,DAE think that the Facebook Status Updates are just a way for people to attention seek?,0,0.7694287300109863,TODO 0
-251311,1,"Oh, good, I thought you were entirely serious about the punishment thing.",zwaldowski,PS3,2010-02,It was a joke.,1,0.9674227833747864,TODO 1
-251312,1,Best retort ever.,DanielDoh,reddit.com,2010-02,:),1,0.9351804852485657,TODO 1
-251313,1,Blame the overwhelmingly radial left wing media where Fox News stands alone!,Powerfury,politics,2010-02,88% believe (incorrectly) that Obama raised their taxes. Why? Because dems never talk about it,0,0.7472195625305176,TODO 2
-251314,1,Great advice about racial stereotyping from a guy who's handle is *Neo-Nazi*,Kyusu,worstof,2010-02,This is not racism. The poster is simply pointing out the fact that most stereotypes about black people can be backed up with an ample amount of evidence. The other poster added nothing to the conversation except for white guilt. For commenting with no contribution to the subject matter he was down voted mercilessly. Racism is not an arguement against facts you do not like.,1,0.9341079592704773,TODO 4
-251315,1,and next your going to tell me that hackers is an accurate documentary.,econnerd,programming,2010-02,"Have you never seen ""the pursuit of happiness""? you'll become a millionaire!!!",1,0.9469731450080872,TODO 0
-251316,1,"Good point, they certainly should sue the company that sold that camera...",glentoran,worldnews,2010-02,What was the video shot on? Maybe they can press charges on some Sony employees for making cameras too.,1,0.9493441581726074,TODO 1
-251317,1,"Yep, for most pro-lifers, it's all about control.",justpickaname,politics,2009-11,I can tell how clever you are by the username you chose. Good one. Have you ever been pregnant? Ever held a baby? Big difference between those two things. What is illogical is deciding for someone else what the best decision for their life and their body and their family. Please. Move along and try to control people who fall for this line of thought. I'm not one of them.,0,0.8896424770355225,TODO 1
-251318,1,how dare the government prevent the sick and infected from their right to go out in to the public and spread their disease...,Rip_Van_Winkle,worldnews,2009-09,But that's discrimination...,1,0.9871355891227722,TODO 2
-251319,1,Well good cops don't want to be accused of rape.,ACiDGRiM,worldnews,2009-10,"Evidently, the chief was compelled to use his taser by the life-threatening dangers associated with any attempt to successfully run down a teenage girl and physically overwhelm said teenage girl in close confrontation. Police are highly trained professionals, but there are some threats even a police chief can't rationally expose himself to.",1,0.9824331998825073,TODO 1
-251320,1,"Once, I ate at McDonalds and didn't completely regret it 5 minutes later.",dirtwalrus,pics,2009-08,McDonalds signage speaks volumes,0,0.9398516416549683,TODO 1
-251321,1,What else will the slaves have to do if the flag can't be raised in the morning?,pHreaksYcle,AskReddit,2009-05,Can someone please explain why Southerners still wave the Confederate flag,1,0.938502848148346,TODO 1
-251322,1,"Just fucking, what?",girmad,sex,2009-06,Just fucking.,0,0.9774979948997498,TODO 0
-251323,0,Because clearly we only have two possible choices for how to run an economy.,interstate,Economics,2009-03,Why do people still think the interaction of free individuals is a superior economic system to one directed by Harvard Ph.D.s?,1,0.9873132109642029,TODO 0
-251324,1,Can't imagine why Russian troops in Afghanistan is out of the question...,btl,worldnews,2009-02,"Breaking news: NATO documents about Afghanistan have been cracked, Jordan is secretly still involved in the war, Russian troops in Afghanistan is ""out of the question""",1,0.9807453155517578,TODO 3
-251325,1,what a bright future they both have...,col381,WTF,2009-02,Boy is a dad at 13,1,0.9749963283538818,TODO 2
-251326,0,It's still an interesting thought experiment considering the hung parliament situation at the moment.,catOrmOuse,worldnews,2010-05,Our military could fuck them right up...if it could all get there. Unfortunately we're a little low on ships and the like - and are several thousand miles away. We have something like 50% of the ships we had back then.,0,0.9758080244064331,TODO 3
-251327,1,"Oh yeh, getting shot is no big deal.",Rion23,guns,2010-05,"The muzzle of the pistol never sweeps his torso, I don't see what you're all up in arms about. Worst case scenario he shoots the back of his calf or his foot.",1,0.9864700436592102,TODO 4
-251328,1,"If the IDF said it, it must be true.",yellowcakewalk,Israel,2009-06,"Official IDF counts of Palestinian casualties in Cast Lead: 1166 total, of which 295 were non-combatants, of which 89 were under 16",1,0.9871374368667603,TODO 0
-251329,1,Next the CT people will be claiming that large earthquakes alter Earth time and shift the Earth's axis... shakes head,Ferrofluid,WTF,2010-03,"Guy correctly predicts there will be a large earthquake on Feb 27th 2010, but lets himself down by having whole prediction in capital letters.",1,0.5718178749084473,TODO 1
-251330,1,This needs to be stopped for the good of society.,metal_head_3767,happy,2010-06,"'Wow, what a long engagement that was!'",1,0.8026863932609558,TODO 3
-251331,1,Let's just criminalize being poor and be done with it.,chainersedict,politics,2010-03,"San Francisco Mayor, Police Chief: It Should Be A Crime To Sit On A Public Sidewalk",1,0.985121488571167,TODO 1
-251332,1,Clearly you must be a terrorist for questioning this noble bill...USA USA USA.,MuuaadDib,politics,2010-03,How could a former pow push for this crap.,1,0.987557053565979,TODO 3
-251333,1,"Yeah, Jefferson was a well-known idiot.",cmotdibbler,Christianity,2010-03,"epic cherrypicking, Mr Jefferson. Well, at least the other Apostles approved of Paul's teaching -even if Jefferson didn't.",1,0.9862631559371948,TODO 2
-251334,1,How utterly surprising,catOrmOuse,worldnews,2010-04,The Israel Defense Forces' license to kill: leaked documents reveal IDF assasinations of Palestinians in defiance of Israeli High Court decision outlawing them,1,0.9866276383399963,TODO 0
-251335,1,The internet knows you should not pay for stuff you can download for free,makemeking706,anime,2010-04,"I'm trying to buy Akira on DVD online, but it's proving difficult. Anyone know why? Anywhere I find that has it only has second-hand copies. Has it been discontinued or something?",1,0.9167423844337463,TODO 4
-251336,1,A nuanced and intelligent opinion.,ashgromnies,gaming,2010-04,"GTA IV uses the invasive Securom DRM. I refuse to buy it because of this, and have thus never played it. Just Cause 2 uses Steam only. I will try the demo and will consider purchasing it. Without having played either game, I already like Just Cause 2.",1,0.983343780040741,TODO 3
-251337,0,That person has almost no idea what they're doing.,kryx,pics,2010-04,"Alright, which one of you goes to my school?",0,0.9655201435089111,TODO 0
-251338,1,"Judging from your grammar, you are very educated and I should consider your opinion as very credible",NakedOni,news,2010-01,"Bow and Arrow too big to carry. Knife chance that victim can fight back or get away. Gun will make people listen to what you got to say, and business can be done without a handshake. So people said if everyone got guns for protection than that kind of thing won't happen. Ok, How much crap we need to carry, you know how heavy the gun is to carry around? Than you have to worry about somebody steal your gun and do a bad deed, You can't get piss off at people because they also got guns and you don't know how crazy they're, you have to worry about somebody might shoot your ass if you look at them wrong. Yeah, I had to work in that kind of place for 3 year, doing work in middle of Oakland, CA, Streets of SF, South SF, EPA. There I work in place that damn near everybody got guns and it was no where safe!!! Just live with fear, but safe not my kind of living. Stop reading stupid crap NRA put out. Nobody is taking away guns, ban and restriction are put in places that have high crime. A lot of guns on the street are bought and sold in USA.",1,0.9794248342514038,TODO 3
-251339,1,That's racism!,mives,atheism,2010-01,"Well, on reddit you need 2. Don't be a circumcised dick.",1,0.954730212688446,TODO 3
-251340,1,"But we, string theorists/believers, can always add/come up with a new dimension every time we hit a wall.",DrKenshin,circlejerk,2010-01,"Liek totally, they don't even have proof or anything whereas I only believe in things that have been proofed out to the maximum.",1,0.8816841840744019,TODO 4
-251341,1,...this polyurethane based aerogel...,masgrada,science,2010-02,This just in: Aerogel is now cheap enough to produce to be used as housing insulation,1,0.5211507081985474,TODO 3
-251342,1,Anyone who's played CS 1.6 knows how to snipe with an M4...,frozenfire,todayilearned,2010-02,"That isn't a sniper. He is armed with a M4 or a C7 carbine, which is a very common weapon carried by local police all over north america when they need a bit more firepower than a pistol. It is NOT a snipers weapon.",0,0.8081049919128418,TODO 3
-251343,1,sounds like a realistic scenario,bushwakko,Libertarian,2009-11,"Freedom of Press Takes HUGE Blow. Congress Passes Bill that Forces Reporters to Reveal Sources in ""National Security"" Cases. Obama WILL sign.",1,0.9665534496307373,TODO 0
-251344,0,"Do you ever believe that this would stop hurting you, and what stopped you from sending him to jail or at least reporting him to the cops?",killerrebelx,IAmA,2009-11,I was raised from birth sexually molested by my father. Eventually I got too old for him and moved on in life. Now I have a family of my own. AMA,0,0.9780551791191101,TODO 1
-251345,1,Oh whatever would we have done without the Mormons.,joe0185,politics,2009-11,Salt Lake OKs gay rights laws with Mormon backing,1,0.9858517050743103,TODO 0
-251346,1,"hey, fox news is fair and balanced",polymath22,politics,2009-11,"Hahah, ""legit new organization""!!! You crack me up!",1,0.9865878224372864,TODO 2
-251347,1,Yes and this historically has been the pattern in most repressed societies in the past; rent a billboard for a few months announcing the revolution and then have the revolution.,xoites,reddit.com,2009-11,Renting a billboard for a couple of months is only a couple hundred bucks. This is likely from some sort of group which means a ton of people are probably chipping in.,1,0.5551291108131409,TODO 0
-251348,1,What else do you do with a war you don't want besides ignore it?,dclowd9901,pics,2009-12,America's not at war. Marines are at war. America's at the mall.,0,0.9164855480194092,TODO 1
-251349,1,Downvoted for Nickelback,SirPsychoS,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-12,"It's ok if they say they upvoted due to only one or two items on a list, like if someone posted their favourite bands as The Beatles, Nickelback, and Jimi Hendrix, saying ""Upvoted for Beatles and Jimi"" lets you put your support behind just those parts of the list.",1,0.9141770005226135,TODO 0
-251350,1,"They prefer to be called ""African-Americans"" now",leeferman,WTF,2009-09,Black man runs for governor in Russia for the first time in history,1,0.7729611992835999,TODO 0
+249197,1,"Yes, because if you own a gun you are a fat lazy hillbilly slob.",Mini-Marine,politics,2011-12,Overweight out of shape hicks with basic guns vs highly trained advanced military Good luck with that,1,0.987064242362976,TODO 4
+250675,1,"After all, why go through the effort to protect the environment from oil spills when you can just ""solve"" them with Corexit?",indeh,environment,2011-01,"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called Tuesday for the elimination of the Environmental Protection Agency, which he wants to replace with a new organization that would work more closely with businesses and be more aggressive in using science and technology.",1,0.9855430126190186,TODO 0
+1567,0,Nope - that's only in the basketball Hall of Fame.,junkit33,nfl,2016-12,"Do coaches' college records get considered? Genuinely curious, know next to nothing about the *coaching* HOF process. I don't think his NFL career is long enough either, but his total career is pretty long.",1,0.8614287972450256,TODO 0
+1291,0,"Cannot comment on Carnival or Norwegian, but Royal Caribbean has class.",MrSmartAlex,PublicFreakout,2016-11,"I have been on a number of cruises and I have learned the hard way that it is very worth it to spend a little extra and go Royal Caribbean, or Norwegian. Carnival is the bottom of the barrel.",0,0.9691164493560792,TODO 3
+250450,0,"Sorry, I won't bite :)",joelthelion,business,2010-01,Well enlighten me ;),0,0.8434147238731384,TODO 0
+184,0,I'd settle for even just the raw data really.,thebiggiewall,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Hey! So I posted a comment asking if ppl would be interested in seeing the results, if there are enough people I will definitely either add an edit here or post another thing later... I'm wondering if people would rather see some raw data (since there's quite a lot and I'm not sure how to format it), or would rather see my final paper? As for when I'll be done... For sure November 31st (the due date lol) but I'm aiming to finish sometime next week... Before the 25th?",0,0.9536253213882446,TODO 0
+250059,0,belltown sounds like quite the neighborhood.,tallwookie,Seattle,2011-05,Businesses on 2nd & Bell begin handing out letters to crack dealers.,1,0.7480151057243347,TODO 0
+492,0,Convince your friends too please.,MatchedFilter,politics,2016-11,"I don't live in CA, but **I'll vote for them to leave.**",0,0.9019542336463928,TODO 4
+1323,0,n64 uptilt and dair,spvamp,SSBPM,2016-09,i should tell the kirbies to make something like this :O,1,0.561004102230072,TODO 0
+250235,1,Let's all give this guy money!,daveyhanks,pics,2011-08,"bloodberrypie, I loved your drawing, so I colored it!",1,0.9503934383392334,TODO 4
+2075,0,Sure changed my hole,whoinventedclown,AskReddit,2016-09,"That sounds like a sweet deal to me. I'd take $50 for receiving some stupid, useless internet hate! Remember that $50 might have changed your whole, and you don't even know it yet...",0,0.6337713599205017,TODO 1
+250550,1,All you have to do is pray and the you will know the truth.,designerutah,atheism,2011-08,The truth of Poe's Law makes this nearly impossible to answer.,1,0.9380519986152648,TODO 3
+737,0,"itd be nice if it was a option, it also couldnt be that hard fitting small 3 death icons",pIeasekilIme,vainglorygame,2016-11,It'd be really cluttered and reduce screen space on phones if that were implemented.,0,0.972525954246521,TODO 4
+250215,1,Because the opposition being able to stop legislation is working out so well in the US.,TybaltCapulet,videos,2011-07,"Unfortunately ""Rabble Rabble"" is all they can do. The parliamentary system allows the ruling party to govern like a dictatorship so long as they have a majority. Opposition MPs can yell and screem but can't stop legislation",1,0.9863335490226746,TODO 1
+250124,0,You can tell by all the silly Trollegraph Headlines,degriz,reddit.com,2009-02,Cocaine now cheaper than beer and wine.,1,0.739552915096283,TODO 0
+250889,1,Go go downvotes for peoples beliefs.,vertigo42,reddit.com,2011-03,"Brave is not the word, God bless them.",1,0.8251286745071411,TODO 3
+250776,1,"No, we prefer to talk to trolls pretending to be rich.",Filipp0,IAmA,2011-10,"Would Reddit like an IAmA from my 87 year old German grandmother who was raised in Nazi Germany, went through the Hitler Youth, and survived multiple bombing raids throughout the war?",1,0.9218923449516296,TODO 3
+2347,0,Something something I bet Harambe loved rain,TheKrusader,funny,2016-09,Adorable Baby Gorilla Despises Rain,1,0.6295252442359924,TODO 3
+250291,0,Its like North Korea decided to try and beat Japan in the robot way and then scrapped that and made robots out of their citizens.,greyscalehat,videos,2010-02,Hypnotizing North Korean Traffic Girl in action,0,0.5498958826065063,TODO 3
+1280,1,They'd have to get rid of 2 regulations for everyone 1 they put on though right?,skunkmoor,politics,2016-11,"The congress won't fund any actions against medical states, they might allow him to put some further regs on it.... but I dont see reason for concern for medical state industries.",1,0.8657175302505493,TODO 2
+251602,0,I did not know it was quite that bad.,xerxes923,science,2009-06,"How did 100,000,000 Women Disappear?",1,0.5789745450019836,TODO 1
+329,0,"why did the cop need to wait for the guy to threaten her in some elaborate threat loophole when a simple ""I'm a cop, knock it off"" would've done?",mmdotdotfood,thatHappened,2016-09,"The train, itself, clapped.",0,0.608773410320282,TODO 1
+1540,0,How many scams have you been contacted by?,rednail64,jobs,2016-12,How to get a job fast POST your resume to the public on indeed or snagajob etc ( Indeed is better ). Recently have done this and so has my engineer brother. Companies use tag words to find resumes and so far we have both got multiple email offers from different companies wishing to discuss. This is a really good option instead of always getting your resume thrown in the garbage while applying everywhere. Since you know for a fact the companies messaging you so far see you as a good fit ( resume wise ).,0,0.9286724328994752,TODO 0
+251419,1,I know seriously as if any true democrat would criticize another democrat.,joe0185,politics,2009-12,"I very seriously doubt that you have ever voted for a Democrat, Wisco.",1,0.9101213812828064,TODO 0
+249479,0,Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?,junkmale,Libertarian,2009-03,"Honestly, even if every possible bad side effect came about from the legalization of drugs, I would still support it. I just don't understand why these state leeches think they should be able to tell somebody what they can do in their own home.",0,0.9228898286819458,TODO 3
 251351,1,No healthcare for illegals!,jayd16,reddit.com,2009-10,"State healthcare just saved my dad's life, in Ireland, for free. He's not from Ireland. My parents are on holiday in Ireland, and yesterday suddenly my dad gets very sick. They go to a doctor, and he spends a night in hospital. The care was excellent, the food was even good. Today when they release him he asks what the bill is. No charge. None at all. Not for the doctor's visit, or die stay in hospital. Not even for the great food. He's a foreigner. How can having this kind of medical car be a bad thing?",1,0.6871505379676819,TODO 2
-251352,1,"Besides, HL: Source removes the fun box physics that we all remember and love!",snuxoll,gaming,2009-10,"Oh right completely forgot. In that case he wouldnt be able to get away with HL: Source, he'd need the original Half-Life.",1,0.7164355516433716,TODO 0
-251353,1,"Don't tell me what to do, you fascist.",Nougat,atheism,2009-08,"Stop posting these ""How do creationists explain _____?"" self.atheism posts. If there was some magic bullet logical argument that could destroy creationism once and for all, we'd have done it by now. A favorite creationist mantra: ""It's called FAITH for a reason."" That's just what they're trying to avoid: reason. Let's accept that logic is lost on biblical creationists already.",1,0.9831337332725525,TODO 0
-251354,1,Is it programmable?,jeremybub,reddit.com,2009-08,"Hi Reddit, I got tired of computers so I built a letterpress today. Why not get your Gutenberg on?",0,0.8047432899475098,TODO 0
-251355,1,I really don't see what could go wrong with this..,m-p-3,pics,2009-08,Redneck child bike seat,1,0.9097792506217957,TODO 2
-251356,1,"Yes, only white male property owners should be allowed to vote too!",kieranmullen,business,2009-05,Because it is popular to be a democrat right now and Barney is a democrat. I think there should be a test to be able vote...or until such a test can be developed bring it back to only allowing property owners to vote. We're the ones paying for the government. You other hooligans/whippersnappers just want a free lunch. :),1,0.9870558977127075,TODO 1
-251357,1,"""from a rate of from 3 percent to 4.5 percent"" omg nooooooo!",Pillowtalk,Libertarian,2009-03,Illinois considering suicide pill: 50% rise in income taxes,1,0.9667041301727295,TODO 2
-251358,1,"What, no subtext?",azreal156,pics,2009-03,Not amused,1,0.9154664874076843,TODO 0
-251359,0,E = sqrt(p^2c^2 + m^2c^4) meh,madhighlandcow,science,2009-02,Aircraft carrier crew spell out E=mc2 on flight deck.,0,0.7969949841499329,TODO 0
-251360,1,"Dawkins also has a reputation for being harsh, strident and militant.",troffle,atheism,2010-06,Dawkins has a knack for making atheism sound more and more like religion.,0,0.9115661382675171,TODO 0
-251361,1,"Well, it cant be exploited on a yearly basis, so I'm not sure why the industry should bother",BoinKlasik,gaming,2010-06,"I actually think THQ was working on HW3. As for Freelancer... I have no idea, but i do know there is a very active modding community for that game still around, and they would quickly support a new game.",1,0.9436895251274109,TODO 1
-251362,1,"Yeah, 'cause in the world of international politics countries always are upfront about their motives.",edward2020,worldnews,2010-06,They're doing this because Israel put a blockade on Palestine.,1,0.9870961904525757,TODO 0
-251363,1,"At least they're only reporting the story and, you know, not getting involved in it.",allenjd,reddit.com,2010-03,Fake Grassroots Activism at it's Worst - Fox urges citizens to call Congress and oppose Heathcare.,1,0.8914297223091125,TODO 3
-251364,0,"I've just done a similar project, it support arrays, u can mail me if u're interested!",benoror,programming,2009-05,"As part of a course on compiler construction, a friend and I have written a compiler for a simple procedural laguage. Any suggestions for programs we can write in this language to demonstrate our compiler? (more info in comment thread)",0,0.983801543712616,TODO 3
-251365,1,Yay I really need an up vote!,leevs11,reddit.com,2010-03,"So...Now that the Healthcare Bill was passed, we should enjoy a nice...KARMAPARTY! A promise is a promise Rush.",0,0.5726649165153503,TODO 3
-251366,1,I think 63360 inches in a mile is pretty easy to remember it is so intuitive.,Baconfat,comics,2010-03,"Everybody may know what you mean in your country, but things change when you start crossing borders. We *could* have made the international standard imperial, but 1000 metres in a kilometre is a lot more intuitive than 1760 yards in a mile.",1,0.9505992531776428,TODO 1
-251367,1,"Yeah, I can't imagine an evangelical Christian organization attacking the Catholics, it is simply unheard of!",Locke92,atheism,2010-03,I am shocked that Fox actually did that. They actually criticized the Catholic church openly. What is the world coming to?,1,0.987409234046936,TODO 2
-251368,0,I pray that they just screwed up really bad and that it wasn't done intentionally to make a point about the budget cuts.,pwarnock,reddit.com,2009-10,Did Feds Cause the Station-fire Disaster,0,0.7879648208618164,TODO 1
-251369,1,"No, you see, that's barbaric!",annemg,AskReddit,2010-04,Don't bother. Every time I post a comment viewing guns as anything but an aberration I'm downvoted into oblivion. I agree with the reddit hive-mind most of the time except when it comes to our second amendment rights being infringed on a daily basis. Seems most people don't realize the only reason the first amendment is safe is because the PEOPLE keep it safe with the second.,1,0.986440122127533,TODO 0
-251370,1,"Next up, seek a cure to being black!",I_divided_by_0-,Equality,2010-04,Disgusted,1,0.7876351475715637,TODO 0
-251371,1,"It's bad that they're using those weapons on Palestinians but honestly if it's not the Israeli's doing it, what do you expect us to do about it?",bdelgado,worldnews,2010-04,Egypt uses chemical weapons on Palestinians... no one gives a shit. I wonder how many hundreds of links and thousands of upvotes this would have generated if it were Israel doing it?,1,0.6222161650657654,TODO 1
-251372,1,And what a sitcom it will be ...,phoxphyre,entertainment,2009-11,Turning a twitter feed into a sitcom is so easy a caveman could do it.,1,0.6193656921386719,TODO 0
-251373,1,...but they said fuck.,UniqueUsername,Music,2009-12,"what's up with the haters in here? RATM opens the piece by coming out against the wonderbread-ization of culture, and ends the piece by purposefully getting kicked off the BBC for performing their own art the way they want to perform it. the scenario could not have played out more perfectly.",1,0.8145654201507568,TODO 0
-251374,1,"Great, more lame posts and karma whoring..",satori_moment,reddit.com,2009-12,"BaconBits, A BitTorrent Tracker for Redditors Only | TorrentFreak",1,0.6577271819114685,TODO 2
-251375,1,there're dentists in the UK ?,BrainInAJar,reddit.com,2009-09,"manlaq is absolutely correct. Getting access to UK dentistry is difficult at best, and for many quite impossible. It is not a coincidence that virtually the only part of the UK health system that is highly privatised is dentistry.",1,0.707777738571167,TODO 0
-251376,1,"No he's right, there is nothing remotely interesting about any problem that has anything to do with end of life decisions.",flaxeater,programming,2009-09,Since when did badassery equate to morality?,1,0.9872434735298157,TODO 1
-251377,1,haha......fag,Wilshire3030,pics,2009-10,Coming out of the closet is not easy when you have friends like this ...,1,0.5606321096420288,TODO 0
-251378,1,"I believe apple did that (memory erasing) to remind the mac users that they have it pretty nice when compared to ""PC Users"".",killerrebelx,technology,2009-11,Ruh Roh...huge bug in Apple's Snow Leopard deletes all users data when they log in and out on the guest account.,1,0.8253952264785767,TODO 2
-251379,1,"Oh yes, the Internet is well known for its Journalistic conservatism and Editorial Control.",hs4x,entertainment,2009-07,"kudos to you. thats awesome as many online publications dont give their writers that freedom. but still. hes retarded, peter jackson ftw :)",1,0.9870686531066895,TODO 3
-251380,1,"Hey, beer does the same thing for me!",genuinepolitician,funny,2009-08,exactly! being high while interstate driving long distances is the only way to keep me interested enough in my surroundings so as to not fall asleep at the wheel.,1,0.5196423530578613,TODO 0
-251381,1,"by your logic, the part about women's immune systems being superior doesn't belong in the headline, as everybody know there are no women on reddit.",coleman57,science,2009-08,"Some of the other reddit favorites: * Masturbation prevents prostate cancer * Smoking weed prevents^W cures cancer and makes you shit rainbows * Not having a girlfriend is essential to a healthy lifestyle, girls have cooties * Cock size is reverse-correlated with intelligence, wealth and success",1,0.985316812992096,TODO 4
-251382,1,Waiting for the reunion tour so I can get charged double for tickets!,BonJoevi,Music,2009-08,"Noel Gallagher quits Oasis, blames his brother",1,0.780769944190979,TODO 2
-251383,1,"yeh, because this never happened during Bush",elshizzo,Libertarian,2009-08,Town-hall clash! Arrest threat over Obama 'Joker' poster : Officer to protester: This ain't America no more,1,0.9866830706596375,TODO 0
-251384,1,From the thumbnail I would have never guessed it was NSFW,DigitalEvil,pics,2009-09,"I love you, Wikipedia.",1,0.9339501857757568,TODO 0
-251385,1,"come now... the obamabots would never concede to such an idea... it's always, only bush's fault.",ReverendWolf,reddit.com,2009-05,"Just wondering, at what point does this officially become the Bush/Cheney/Obama torture regime?",1,0.987625777721405,TODO 2
-251386,1,It's actually KFC today,freezmachine,pics,2009-06,YEAH! *continues enjoying taco bell meal*,0,0.7768423557281494,TODO 2
-251387,1,"Contractors have worked so well in the past, what could go wrong?",figureoflight,politics,2009-06,Obama's Cybersecurity Plan: Bring in the Contractors,1,0.9862710237503052,TODO 2
-251388,1,God did it,pwner,science,2009-06,I followed you up until you said 'conceptualizing'. Life probably doesn't need any 'conceptualizing' from us to get started.,1,0.935141384601593,TODO 0
-251389,1,but israel has a right to defend itself!,suparabbit,worldnews,2009-04,Jewish settlers rampage through West Bank village smashing car windows and damaging homes,1,0.984291672706604,TODO 2
-251390,0,This is one of the very few movies I paid money to go see.,efk,atheism,2009-01,Religulous Full Movie,0,0.9674893617630005,TODO 1
-251391,1,"Look at those Europeans, so backwards!",skazzleprop,science,2009-01,Evolution belief by country,1,0.9821771383285522,TODO 4
-251392,1,"Another example of a fine, upstanding, forthright individual that I trust looking at a naked picture of me produced by one of those wonderful body scanners that can never ever ever save the images they produce.",eromitlab,news,2010-05,TSA Agent and Airport Cop Caught Stealing Food and Assaulting Clerk,1,0.9855802655220032,TODO 0
-251393,1,"Sure, the guy with the stick is obviously handing it to his friend so he can give the frightened child a hug.",TheAutumnalCity,pics,2010-07,"Lacks context. I don't know where that is, what the situation is, what the cop is actually going to do or what that kid just did. Could literally be anywhere on the scale of justice.",1,0.9606435894966125,TODO 1
-251394,1,Who needs math when we have Paul the octopus!,musingson,soccer,2010-07,Mathematical formula predicts clear favorite for the FIFA World Cup,1,0.6884236931800842,TODO 3
-251395,0,Why does this article make it seem like they narrowly escaped a major tragedy...,KinfeMe,entertainment,2010-07,"Christopher Nolan decided to sneak into a theater to check out the audience reaction to 'Inception'. Unfortunately, the theater he chose had an A/C failure that forced them to stop the movie at the 100-minute-mark. Then, chaos ensued...",0,0.7246238589286804,TODO 1
-251396,0,"Well between accounting homework and fixing the parent's computers haven't had time yet to do the Pm's, but a Huge thanx to Monsieurlee for that list!",thenaughtyprofessor,meetup,2010-04,Mountain View Meetup Apr 25th @ 3pm. Molly Magees or Rancho San Antonio Park,0,0.9516032338142395,TODO 0
-251397,1,It's a good thing that nothing completely false has ever been posted to the front page of reddit...,jk1150,pics,2010-07,Fake Story by the Onion gets blown out of proportion.,1,0.9861168265342712,TODO 3
-251398,1,"Right, we're economically worse off because we don't have to manually pump plants for oxygen.",monximus,Economics,2010-07,Starvation. At least until we adapt the way we distribute output.,1,0.9871325492858887,TODO 2
-251399,1,Nice one.,JonAce,reddit.com,2010-07,"Hmmm, since no one can see this right now, I am going to type the word ""penis"" many times. Reply if you can see this comment. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS",1,0.6003654599189758,TODO 3
-251400,1,"Yeah, my guitar REALLY kills my soul.",DikembeMutumbo,IWantOut,2010-07,material goods kill the soul.,1,0.980622410774231,TODO 0
-251401,1,Add me!,whowhatwherenow,news,2010-08,Facebook Game 'Mafia Wars' Being Sued By EA Founder,0,0.9557049870491028,TODO 0
-251402,0,"hey, do you like fish dicks?",Rip_Van_Winkle,atheism,2009-11,"hey, do you like fish sticks?",0,0.5649106502532959,TODO 0
-251403,1,Because he gave her that little boost of self esteem that only surgically enlarged breasts produce...,raspy_wilhelm_scream,IAmA,2010-05,"Being a 22 year old female, full time college student who works 40+ hours a week, I am disappointed hearing this. Why? Because my parents are ""well off"" and was disciplined to purchase everything on my own. Even college. All 50k of my college loans are in my name and I am solely responsible for paying them back. I work full time and attend a 4 year university full time at 18 credit hours a semester. I am working hard to make enough money to pay my way through a degree. I cut coupons in the newspaper to purchase my groceries. I still look damn good wearing hand-me-downs from Platos closet. I eat ramen for dinner and play on reddit in my free time, for free. When something of mine breaks, or is stolen, I feel it. I work my little ass off for everything I own and i appreciate what I have more than one would think. Now tell me..... What part of purchasing something so unnecessary makes you feel like you have done something good for your daughter?",1,0.9521237015724182,TODO 3
-251404,1,I can tell by the shadows.,Conscience_of_Reddit,politics,2010-05,My thoughts are that this is photoshopped...poorly,0,0.6222034692764282,TODO 0
-251405,1,But But think about the kids.. ooooh..,PacketScan,politics,2010-05,I have two kids born in BC in the last 11 years. I'll be requesting their DNA back. I thought we were supposed to be better than this? Who the hell green lit THIS idea????,1,0.9852547645568848,TODO 1
-251406,1,That's exactly what you should do.. Fuck off and die.,PacketScan,reddit.com,2009-07,"A question for those who oppose universal heath care: If I am working, earning too much for medicaid but too little to be able to afford health insurance, what exactly am I supposed to do when I get a major illness that requires expensive treatment? Just fuck off and die, or go bankrupt?",1,0.8867894411087036,TODO 0
-251407,1,"Because this is America and it's their freedom to do so, duh.",shihchiun,WTF,2010-05,"Dammit reddit, why does stupidity happen? Maybe it's not direct stupidity, but it comes off as it. I went outside to walk my 1-year-old daughter on my shoulders so we could have some us time. The second I get out of my door I hear ""That bitch is sexy!"". It was an African American male talking to another African American female. They (4-5 guys) were cussing on the top of their lungs making racist, sexist and crude jokes. I don't hate or even really *dislike* these people, more like pity them. However, when it affects my daughter it really pisses me off and I just walked right back inside. What the fuck is wrong with people?",1,0.9872127175331116,TODO 2
-251408,1,"Well you know, he did follow America into Iraq and Afghanistan,not that he had a choice mind you, we still owed the Americans a debt from a WWII loan, the loan was finally paid off in 29 December 2006 but you know, he still did the right thing.",borez,worldnews,2010-06,Blair to receive US peace medal (not the Onion),1,0.9689483046531677,TODO 0
-251409,1,Well that makes me want to vote for them.,borez,ukpolitics,2010-04,"UKIP poster launch: ""Sod The Lot"" is a step up from ""Get Lost We're Full""",1,0.9623011350631714,TODO 3
-251410,1,"Name-brand shills, that's who.",snipewiz,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-06,Who downvotes a DAE?,1,0.9018363952636719,TODO 4
+250413,0,Exceptional.,deepthot42,gaming,2011-01,Zelda II: The Adventure of Link,0,0.8083935976028442,TODO 0
+439,0,I've seen plenty of industrial shelving in my time and I cannot think of more than a couple that were installed as poorly as this one.,trollking66,gifs,2016-10,"While the shelving system was probably way, way overloaded for its weight rating and might not have been secured properly, the forklift probably weighs about 3 or 4 tons, twice the weight of most modern cars. Even a 'light bump' from that thing can cause some serious momentum.",0,0.9772962927818298,TODO 0
+249817,0,"Not bad, but I'm seriously not liking the sound of that triggered drum, and that usually doesn't bother me.",TheEerieCold,Metal,2011-08,Skeletonwitch - The Infernal Resurrection (new song),0,0.9796336889266968,TODO 1
+1317,0,How exactly does anyone have time to do anything with traffic like this?,ShadowthecatXD,gifs,2016-11,I think living in a metropolis is more fun than living on a wasteland with few opportunities. But that's just me.,0,0.9408212900161744,TODO 4
+249792,1,Welcome to America,Dethread,pics,2011-09,They're all so fat.,0,0.5120366215705872,TODO 0
+2288,0,Wrong.,itswoot,Overwatch,2016-09,"Ovrrwatch is not DOWN, it's a MAINTENANCE",0,0.8110021352767944,TODO 2
+2164,1,I can't wait to see jatt's twitter analysis.,Viktavious,leagueoflegends,2016-09,Can't Wait To See Korean Bootcamp Streams :),1,0.9062165021896362,TODO 0
+251222,1,Because clearly capitalism didn't bring this about.,cartola,politics,2010-03,You can hardly call our government systematically handing over all our wealth to this banks while protecting them from failure capitalism.,1,0.9867281317710876,TODO 0
+249299,1,"""He didn't come back for you!""",Issachar,canada,2011-05,They should limit the Order of Canada to people who live in Canada. Robbie Robertson and Michael J. Fox have lived in Los Angeles their whole lives. What the fuck do they know about what goes on here. Same goes for: Shatner Keanu Shania Donald Sutherland Jim Carrey and lots of others. Canadian born does not equal Canadian.,0,0.7466643452644348,TODO 0
+586,0,I honestly don't even think the guy that did it could answer that question.,Matt1243,AskReddit,2016-11,WHY.,0,0.9688869714736938,TODO 4
+249110,1,"Oh come on, stuffed in the waistband is a much better solution that a holster",Mini-Marine,guns,2010-02,"Well, fair enough. I guess I meant ""in a holster to cover the trigger guard.""",1,0.8191391825675964,TODO 2
+2349,1,Yea we definitely need more instances like the debacle we caused in Syria,Nickleback4life,politics,2016-09,"Who's going to be like ""Yay, schmoozing with dictators. this is what we need more of in our politics.""",1,0.986846089363098,TODO 3
+249609,0,Sorry to diagree but my guys suck too :(,staiano,news,2010-02,I agree congress sucks. Except for my guy.,1,0.5373350381851196,TODO 4
 251411,1,"Well that's just gay, isn't it?",fro2020,WTF,2010-03,What about two guys?,1,0.8959753513336182,TODO 1
-251412,1,"Yeah because when you do heroin, it makes you horny as fuck.",niceface,funny,2010-03,Nice Jorb Gawker.,1,0.9836924076080322,TODO 0
-251413,1,"reddit is too mainstream now, I liked it better when it was on vinyl.",c_megalodon,todayilearned,2010-04,"TIL that there is another reddit out there that is evil, and rips aliens heads off :(",1,0.8888176679611206,TODO 3
-251414,1,They're all Atheists.,themastersb,pics,2010-04,Resist.,1,0.9869837760925293,TODO 3
+249925,1,I'm so sorry for offending your exquisite taste in humour.,ColdFusion87,AskReddit,2011-03,Everyone needs to stop thinking this joke is worth mentioning.,1,0.981669783592224,TODO 0
+1245,0,"Can confirm, am Tyler Falbo.",funnyferret,videos,2016-12,"Can confirm, he actually is Tyler Falbo. But really, there's a little Tyler Falbo in all of us.",0,0.642598032951355,TODO 0
+249145,1,The Social Network,Anchorage42,AskReddit,2010-09,"Let's say that an alien race visits Earth. What one film would you show them in order to accurately portray humanity as a whole, with all its faults and virtues? What film encompasses us as a species, and what genre would it be?",1,0.5356401801109314,TODO 2
+601,0,The best part is that this discussion was on this sub...,X_BlueJay_X,iamverysmart,2016-12,I don't really know how to title this...,0,0.9037248492240906,TODO 1
+251332,1,Clearly you must be a terrorist for questioning this noble bill...USA USA USA.,MuuaadDib,politics,2010-03,How could a former pow push for this crap.,1,0.987557053565979,TODO 3
+250961,1,"Well, they didn't *watch* it, of course!",VoodooIdol,reddit.com,2010-03,"Wait a minute, the Mr. Rogers television show began airing in 1968 and was in production till 2001. From what I could decipher from this Fox News clip they are saying he caused the students of today to have a sense of entitlement. These jokers were kids when Mr. Rogers was being aired, why don't THEY have a sense of entitlement? Jesus Apes Christ, civilization is going to hell in a handbasket.",1,0.9476318955421448,TODO 4
+250453,0,he has corrected it.,WSR,comics,2010-06,Betraying a person who remained silent should yield a greater reward than remaining silent along with him.,0,0.9522172212600708,TODO 0
+251456,1,"Well, at least we've destroyed biodiversity, so that should help us in finding a solution.",aliengoods1,environment,2010-02,GM Crops Facing Meltdown in the USA,1,0.9797862768173218,TODO 4
+1868,0,Well the only thing I recommend is testing the cable.If you are using an HDMI cable try using a DVI or VGA cable if you can or vice versa.,Pharthammer,buildapc,2016-12,Not just yet but I don't anticipate it will - the gpu seems completely fine. I'll check later.,0,0.9836017489433287,TODO 1
+249305,0,Nice try CIA,Mokumer,reddit.com,2011-02,"Cuban Redditors: Lets follow in the steps of Tsunia, Egypt and the rest of the world. its been 53 years of this. Freedom for Cuba!!! I know I posted something about this a few days ago but its time to stop the suffering and hurt and misery being felt by so many just 90 miles away.",0,0.5027716159820557,TODO 3
+250021,0,implying third world countries have bad internet connections,oly_koek,comics,2011-09,"I laughed, but then again, you might not be kidding. Downloading DVD quality might actually take longer then having it delivered by mail. It's like a third world country over there :)",1,0.6434277296066284,TODO 0
+249723,1,Maybe if you were smarter you could come up with some.,Plemer,listentothis,2011-01,"Oh wow, in all the years I've known the Aphex Twin version, I've always spelled it and called it ""Film"". Words cannot describe how goddamn stupid I feel.",1,0.9119787812232972,TODO 1
+1815,1,U mad?,SRDeed,terriblefacebookmemes,2016-12,I hate Facebook so much,0,0.816399872303009,TODO 0
+170,0,Look up the definition of thug.,Damn_Croissant,JusticeServed,2016-11,i cant watch the but by thugs i assume you mean black people?,0,0.856205403804779,TODO 4
+1076,1,If Hillary were president you wouldn't need a living permit,Truck-E-Cheez,The_Donald,2016-11,"Dude, not shit but my British buddy and my Dutchman self want to move to the USA to make America great again when we have our degrees. How difficult is it for two graduates to get a living permit in the USA? He'll have a bachelor's in economics and I'll have a master's in law. Let us help you drain the swamp!",0,0.5536762475967407,TODO 4
+2131,0,"Not everyone does it every part because of travel, school, etc., usually we get around 10-12 per part, but the list is: an_actual_potato nevikcrn IcelandBestland Wigmaster999 LacsiraxAriscal 19683dw bluesox patkellyrh GloriousBeachead unklphil ThyReformer Andy0132 Poom3619 5556y Pizzarcatto Msurdej mrweista And then the rankings include the results of the community poll.",patkellyrh,civbattleroyale,2016-09,quick question: is there a list of who is power ranker or is it completely anonymous?,0,0.9812206029891968,TODO 1
+2428,1,You sicken me,hakujin214,XWingTMG,2016-09,"The True Spirit of Scum Contracted Scout (25)+ Deadeye (1), Plasma Torpedos (3), Extra Munitions (2), Overclocked R4 (1), Guidance Chips (0) = 32 Total Contracted Scout (25)+ Deadeye (1), Plasma Torpedos (3), Extra Munitions (2), Overclocked R4 (1), Guidance Chips (0) = 32 Total Fenn Rau (28)+ Push the Limit (3), Autothrusters (2), Concord Dawn Protector (1) = 34 Total 98 Points for a 2 point bid. I may be some sick filth for running this the as soon as I got my hand on the new wave... Only managed to get one game in with this today, and it felt a lot better than the version with the Party Bus.",0,0.695105254650116,TODO 0
 251415,1,still beats eminent domain...,refreshbot,pics,2010-01,This is what happens in China when you don't want to sell your land to a company that bought everything around your house.,1,0.7335730791091919,TODO 0
-251416,1,You n00bies will never be 1337 hax0rz like the CEO's of AIG/BOA/Blackwater,Raging_Dick_Head,politics,2010-01,Loopholes and clever arguments only work for the elite.,1,0.8999304175376892,TODO 0
-251417,1,My browser doesn't render sarcasm correctly unless you tag it.,LaurieCheers,programming,2010-02,"ha, well, yes, note the sarcasm",1,0.9893117547035217,TODO 2
-251418,1,"Wow, hard to believe his comment karma is so low.",AlphaNeonic,WTF,2009-11,Hard to believe you could fit this much crazy in one day of Reddit.,1,0.9498569965362549,TODO 3
-251419,1,I know seriously as if any true democrat would criticize another democrat.,joe0185,politics,2009-12,"I very seriously doubt that you have ever voted for a Democrat, Wisco.",1,0.9101213812828064,TODO 0
-251420,1,The video makes this one so much better than the dozens upon dozens of text articles about this over the past 20 years!,Volaine,reddit.com,2009-09,Atari Buried millions of cartridges of the worst game they ever made in a desert landfill...,1,0.9096511006355286,TODO 1
-251421,1,Unless you count Killing Floor,pootedesu,gaming,2009-09,And there hasn't been a better FPS to come out.,1,0.689972996711731,TODO 0
-251422,1,He should have been sentenced to go to a Yankees game!,SleepingSheeple,baseball,2009-09,Iowa Court Temporarily Releases Sox Fan From Jail To Attend Game,1,0.8146620988845825,TODO 0
-251423,1,This is why everyone should have a gun!,Stormwatch36,reddit.com,2009-10,"Cops accidentally shoot homeowner when responding to home invasion call. Six times in the back. And then the cover up starts. Too bad 911 recorded it all. . .Nevermind. ""CLEARED OF WRONGDOING""",1,0.9856550097465515,TODO 0
-251424,1,What rest of Canada?,GuruM,canada,2009-10,Great. Now what about the rest of Canada?,0,0.5145195722579956,TODO 1
-251425,1,"Gee, I wonder if soldiers or others whom they would deem enemy combatants who have sworn to destroy their nation would have been treated the same way.",frogmeat,politics,2009-10,"A NY Times reporter was held hostage by the Taliban. He was not waterboarded. ""They vowed to follow the tenets of Islam that mandate the good treatment of prisoners. In my case, they unquestionably did. They gave me bottled water, let me walk in a small yard each day and never beat me.""",1,0.8765749931335449,TODO 3
-251426,1,"Hey, at least you can always pick up a few sexy 13-year-olds at the exciting TO Promenade if you're bored...",SisforEskimo,AskReddit,2009-10,"CSU Channel Islands. Somebody save me, please.",1,0.9199572205543518,TODO 1
-251427,0,"That is so ""trivial!""",gtmills1,religion,2009-06,"Wow, that like blew my mind man. It makes me think that like were all like in this together, you know? And its like okay to just be, you know?",1,0.8426214456558228,TODO 0
-251428,1,"Yeah, they should totally be more like the hosts on Air America.",Cdwollan,politics,2009-08,Beck and his contemporaries are so mean and bitter. It's sad what some people will do to increase their viewers and advertising revenue.,1,0.9866411089897156,TODO 0
-251429,1,you're all buried!,bagpulistu,programming,2009-08,"Type in javascript:$("".up"").click()() in the address bar and it upvotes everything on the page. Any other cool reddit hacks out there?",0,0.627776026725769,TODO 0
-251430,1,"Sweet opinion ... Oh and thanks for helping your arguments by adding another tired old meme by saying it's ""shopped""",Greedfeed,conspiracy,2009-06,"So I just watched ""The Hangover"" and I have one thing to say: Fuck hollywood and its fascist tazer humor. Oh, and fuck the whole concept of Las Vegas. It's old meme, and it's totally shopped.",1,0.8347472548484802,TODO 2
-251431,1,She appears to have an issue with the driver.,icefreez,worldnews,2009-06,"Screw You, Ahmadinejad!",0,0.8282772302627563,TODO 2
-251432,1,Looks like all the global warming conspiracy theorists have some splainin to do.,Tymeteller,environment,2009-01,"US freezes as Arctic air blasts in from Canada - Alabama was colder than Alaska, water fountains froze into ice sculptures in South Carolina",1,0.9652736186981201,TODO 4
-251433,1,"Yeah, Starcraft is much better than Go, or Bridge, or Chess...",panfist,gaming,2009-01,amen. best GAME ever. not just RTS. not just video game.,1,0.9805902242660522,TODO 0
-251434,1,"No, you see, god is making it do that to kill all the fags.",angryostrich,Health,2009-02,Creationists: still want to argue about evolution being real and observable?,1,0.9874561429023743,TODO 0
-251435,1,At least you're not in the Copper league !,GuiSim,starcraft,2010-07,"""Congratulations""? I sure don't feel very happy.",1,0.6506896615028381,TODO 2
-251436,1,"How can you hate Space ""Ferngully/Dances with Wolves/Pocohontas""?",DC_Gooner,todayilearned,2010-07,"ARrrrggg, I hate that movie.",1,0.5191895961761475,TODO 4
-251437,1,Who would have thought.,Antares42,atheism,2010-08,"Washington Times op-ed calls atheists ""Shallow, smug, arrogant"" - pot, kettle, black",1,0.9739457964897156,TODO 0
-251438,1,"Yeah, just like fixing the M9 and MG4 silencer glitch.",SmokyMcBongster,MW2,2010-08,Quick fix: OMA and scavenger doesn't replenish explosives. Simple as that. Surely that wouldn't be too hard to implement?,1,0.9767009615898132,TODO 0
-251439,1,"There's currently a loophole with mobile games, but thankfully our paren-- the government is working hard to close it.",jfarquhar,gamedev,2010-08,"As long as Australia forbids ""non rated"" games, Microsoft is not allowed to bring them to Australia. There is the workaround with an us account though. ;-)",1,0.9760783910751343,TODO 0
-251440,1,It's a good thing we put those on the endangered species list.,JViz,pics,2010-08,Look what was found on the lawn the other day... In Pennsylvania.,1,0.9709427952766418,TODO 1
-251441,1,Who knew,mikelr,pics,2010-08,All the top news on Digg are from reddit.,1,0.929304301738739,TODO 0
-251442,1,i thought that statement was outlandish enough it didn't need the,ilovelegos413,Marijuana,2010-08,[insert your username here],1,0.9900370836257935,TODO 1
-251443,1,Because corporations *are* people dummy.,midge,politics,2010-05,"Separation of Church and State makes sense. But, why don't more people push for a separation of Corporations and State? I mean, isn't corporate lobbying just another word for corporate bribery? Can you think of another possible change that would do more to improve the integrity and functionality of Western democracy?",1,0.9877245426177979,TODO 2
-251444,1,i think this is shopped,besttestersduop,pics,2010-05,"To be a man, you must have this AMAZING BODY",1,0.5606135129928589,TODO 0
-251445,0,Don't forget you'll need a 3D TV to take advantage of it.,endperform,PS3,2010-05,3D games on my PS3 sounds awesome!,1,0.8913449645042419,TODO 3
-251446,0,May you be free from harm in all the dark places you must walk.,kingfishr,atheism,2010-05,"""May god stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk."" How can we change this proverb to be acceptable to an atheist?",0,0.8412249684333801,TODO 4
-251447,0,The only question that really matters here.,helloall123,reddit.com,2010-06,So... Fappable?,0,0.6440179347991943,TODO 0
-251448,1,Kick off is at 20:30 though...,DeusIgnis,funny,2010-06,England v USA - Kick off 19:30. England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory.,0,0.8240188956260681,TODO 0
-251449,1,Who knew that there are politicians on Reddit?,bearlokey,technology,2010-06,Because we just have to trust that the government uses our money wisely. They know best after all. Transparency would just let the terrorists know what we are up to.,1,0.9298948049545288,TODO 3
-251450,1,"lol loving the downvotes, maybe I needed to end this with",Sqwalnoc,pics,2010-06,"that seriously wouldn't work... the materials needed to make the boilers would be so heavy that it couldn't fly, not to mention the amount of coal needed to fuel it",1,0.9903358221054077,TODO 3
-251451,1,Well he *certainly* doesn't look the part.,P-Dub,gaming,2010-03,It's as though he was a gamer himself.,1,0.6355322599411011,TODO 2
-251452,1,"Yes, yes, very clever, you snide sunuvabich!",MinnowsLikeAPorno,IAmA,2010-03,"With the amount of this in that post, I am surprised someone would ask you to do this. This is assuming they'd seen that you write like this.",1,0.9740774631500244,TODO 0
-251453,0,... wrong?,GuruM,gadgets,2009-08,"Before clicking the link, *I'm* going to bet it's a picture of a graphics card submerged in bovine urine. How'd I do?",0,0.8110021352767944,TODO 2
+250076,0,"Tilting at windmills, a veritable Don Quixote of politics I am.",IMJGalt,politics,2011-03,Sounds like a tough sell.,1,0.8777791857719421,TODO 4
+251385,1,"come now... the obamabots would never concede to such an idea... it's always, only bush's fault.",ReverendWolf,reddit.com,2009-05,"Just wondering, at what point does this officially become the Bush/Cheney/Obama torture regime?",1,0.987625777721405,TODO 2
+249691,1,"Hey, it happens to the best of us.",Down-Syndrome-Danny-,politics,2011-03,"Anti-Gay Pastor Wasn't Masturbating, he 'just had his pants open and his hand inside his zipper' in public",0,0.6020037531852722,TODO 1
+249210,1,"Yeah bro, girls love it when you drunk-text them... Every message brings you closer to winning her affection!",TROLOLERT,funny,2011-09,"Heh, it's not as pathetic as it sounds, she's been out of my life in that way for years (due to other circumstances like distance, not loss of attraction). We're friends and talk often, I just remain taken with her and when I'm drunk, that's what I do. I intend to pursue her again when able and I suppose in the meantime my habits make my intentions clear! Okay, maybe it is as pathetic as it sounds, but it's only pathetic until it's romantic, and I'm a cocky son of a bitch so I'ma stick it out.",1,0.986621618270874,TODO 4
+250460,0,"[](/pickletime ""you liked it"")",mintyice,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-02,At first I didn't see what he was actually doing. Just saw his face. Then I did. Wish I hadn't.,0,0.9540753960609436,TODO 0
+1132,0,"""Everyone who disagrees with me is an idiot.""",_Relevant__Username_,PoliticalHumor,2016-12,Don't confuse Charisma with arrogance. Obama actually knew what he was speaking about. It's pretty easy for Trump to energize a crowd with bullshit lies when the average IQ of the crowd is equivalent to that of an Earthworm.,1,0.9769679307937622,TODO 2
+249760,1,I enjoy watching him play videos I saw on here a month ago and dragging out the jokes until the video isn't funny anymore.,NoxiousNick,entertainment,2010-09,You love Tosh.0? Dear god why?,0,0.6271203756332397,TODO 3
+307,0,Hope and Change,Wand_Cloak_Stone,news,2016-11,One can only hope.,0,0.5733761787414551,TODO 2
+2418,0,":) no hard feelings, all jokes",dustyjust,ClashRoyale,2016-10,Haha you asshole,0,0.857003927230835,TODO 0
+249563,1,Because Jews only give loans to whitey.,imbcmdth,pics,2010-05,Why does he assume that less whitey means less prosperity?,1,0.9877225160598756,TODO 0
+249838,0,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,ninjaDOLEMITE,pics,2011-05,I suppose I'll be the one to break this to you. It is a Pokemon. He double-reverse-whammy trolled you.,0,0.9762709140777588,TODO 0
+642,0,The craziest thing is even though curry went off it was still a very competitive game,jordank94,nba,2016-11,"After not making a 3pt FG for the first time in 157 games, Steph Curry bounces back by setting the NBA record for three pointers in a game. He just hit his 13th with 2 minutes to go in the 4th, breaking the record of twelve which was shared by Curry himself, Kobe Bryant, and Donyell Marshall after going 0-10 against the Lakers last game.",0,0.9658651351928712,TODO 0
+473,0,"I'd recommend the HP Omen, preferably.",Drj10156,gaming,2016-12,Is this a good gaming laptop.,0,0.8620471358299255,TODO 0
+1641,1,I'm sure that in the process of destroying many small businesses they've learned something about saving them...,StruckingFuggle,SquaredCircle,2016-12,"Why her? She's part of a global billion dollar company? What about that says ""small business""? I mean with all the money the McMahons donated they better have gotten something but it's weird. Probably couldn't go for a higher more well known spot to save face but still.",1,0.95284765958786,TODO 1
+251114,1,"Not quite identical, you can only purify so much, that 0.1% composition is important!",Tiak,reddit.com,2010-10,"What the hell, if you're already inventing differences between chemically similar things, why not go all the way and make up differences between chemically identical things.",0,0.9720661044120787,TODO 0
+249867,0,"We're not talking about total government spending here, just individual contribution rates.",greengordon,politics,2010-09,Not a $3 trillion/year one.,0,0.8845824599266052,TODO 2
+562,1,They inject three proteins,WWalker17,powerlifting,2016-11,Can someone explain how untested elite lifters get stronger? It's like we see them add crazy weights to their numbers every few weeks. But what happens in between exactly?,1,0.5033406019210815,TODO 0
+250765,1,Because 'merica fuck yeah.,BonzoTheBoss,reddit.com,2011-09,"Why did Ron Paul get booed for stating the real reasons Al-Qaeda attacked the US? In the debate tonight, Ron Paul was booed for saying the following? I'm paraphrasing here, he said, ""Al-Qaeda doesn't hate our freedom, they hate our bombing and occupation of their lands, and our socioeconomic treatment of their cultures.""",1,0.9367575645446776,TODO 0
+2233,1,Just because all that adipose tissue is making fucktons of estrogen doesn't mean doctor's can't give you 5 times the recommended dosage of plan B to counteract the hormones so you can fuck chubby chasers and not worry about not noticing a baby growing until it pops out of your oversized vagina.,GenocideSolution,TumblrPls,2016-09,Biological facts are problematic.,1,0.7852779030799866,TODO 0
+1273,0,"Oh yeah, Horizon Edition care are a whole lot more rare, so consider yourself lucky.",Diarangus,forza,2016-09,Somehow managed to get this in a spin. Should I consider it a rare item?,0,0.6489760279655457,TODO 4
+249146,1,...but we have to learn to live in outer space...,yoda17,science,2010-10,"I guess my question would be, why? The technological advances that came from U.S. and Soviet manned space programs have already been made. It seems further manned space exploration will just be chasing the tail of the diminishing returns curve until we have a suitable power source to make long distance manned space flight a reality.",1,0.9427738785743712,TODO 4
+250356,1,The first Uppity President of the United States?,BZenMojo,Libertarian,2010-11,American Narcissus- President Obama and his sense of self,1,0.8574243783950806,TODO 4
+113,1,Who would've thought?,masonvd,canada,2016-11,"You won't hear it from media, but the suicide rate of transsexuals goes up after having reassignment surgery. Perhaps it's because they actually *are* mentally ill",1,0.9691696166992188,TODO 0
+1503,0,Not to be a bummer but I doubt that Waka is gonna come back,glass_head420,bonnaroo,2016-12,I'm tryna do Wakarusa and Bonnaroo back to back,0,0.9473232626914978,TODO 0
+1593,0,"This is a running joke throughout the series, not a fan theory",z3ntropy,FanTheories,2016-12,Dwight Schrute comes from a Nazi lineage,0,0.9740540385246276,TODO 4
+251300,0,"As a Green Bay Packer fan, the Bears still suck!",BonJoevi,sports,2010-01,Bears Apologize For Shitty Season in Full-Page Ad,0,0.7426299452781677,TODO 0
+1719,0,Something about his general demeanor hinted strongly of that.,tach,bestof,2016-12,"Cool, sounds good to me :) Glad to hear you aren't going to reproduce",0,0.932332456111908,TODO 0
+1561,0,Very nice fire arrow on the drop.,-Dub21-,Rainbow6,2016-12,3 seconds left in ranked? 3 enemies ? No problem..,1,0.5194299817085266,TODO 3
+662,0,"Well it's certainly uncommon, so I'd say it's worthy of a post.",WraithCadmus,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-10,"Remember when this sub was mechanical failures and not ""spotted"" ?",0,0.824353039264679,TODO 0
+361,0,"Was just one of those jokes based on the avarage gamer/completely true in my case :P Anyways, thanks for the advice ;-)",Mogel89,RocketLeague,2016-09,You will! Just make sure she likes video games or doesn't mind you playing often if it's something you enjoy. Sometimes if was hell. Rumble cleared that all up though. We played almost all day yesterday and didn't do anything we were supposed to do. It was great,0,0.9838228821754456,TODO 0
+568,0,"Mafia has been my favourite franchise for most of my life, along with Rainbow Six and they pull this shit Brilliant, 2K",wakingdemons,pcmasterrace,2016-10,They can kiss their asses goodbye then. What a fucking joke.,0,0.6830069422721863,TODO 1
+77,0,That's funny coming from someone who didn't finish middle school.,voteferpedro,PussyPass,2016-11,"""I know you are, but what am I!!"" Ahh, the middle school defense.",0,0.9065399765968324,TODO 2
+249534,1,B-B-But that helps them create more jobs!,Iamnotyourhero,politics,2010-11,"What's most striking about Obama's deficit reduction committee's proposals is who is being asked to tighten their belts. They call for sacrifices from workers, the elderly, college students and veterans--while corporations and the wealthy are promised lower taxes.",1,0.9870122075080872,TODO 1
+700,0,"Thanks, y-you too!",madeanotheraccount,4chan,2016-09,"Wow, epic roast my friend.",0,0.9733877778053284,TODO 0
+2062,1,"But it still gets cold during the winter, and hot during the summer.",Peach-e-Keen,todayilearned,2016-12,TIL That the Ozone Hole Has Shrunken by 4 Million Square Kilometers Since 2000,0,0.757698118686676,TODO 3
+249916,1,TIL people in Norway are going to hell.,imright_anduknowit,atheism,2011-03,Atheist living in norway...,1,0.8222399353981018,TODO 0
+1459,1,"Wait, are you saying that lining up in the exact same position 95% of the time and running the exact same fly rout over n over ISN'T good coaching?",AbstractLogic,miamidolphins,2016-11,"I'm not mad at Wallace at all. He probably would've been great for us under Gase. I don't think he quit. I don't think he had ""bad chemistry"" with Tanne. I think he failed to live up the contract he was given because our offensive staff sucked and plays could never develop downfield because we've had the worst OLine in the league the three years prior to 2016.",1,0.9604196548461914,TODO 1
+1493,1,Yes because clearly the purpose of government is to provide stable jobs to career politicians who politely wait their turn.,ahfoo,Marijuana,2016-12,"Legalization is a hot potato issue. Legislators are afraid of supporting it, even if the polls seem to be in favor, because they fear a potential voter backlash that might cause them to lose their jobs. That's why some Congresspeople favor a state's rights approach. It's essentially a kick-the-can-down-the-road stance: let it be someone else's problem. Most legislators aren't going to feel comfortable voting to advance a legalization bill until legalization is reliably polling at more than two thirds, close to 70%. Thankfully, public opinion continues to evolve.",1,0.9868935346603394,TODO 4
+249319,0,I like you.,pandagron,offbeat,2011-03,"Ahhh, I see. So that wasn't a question so much as a conclusion you reached about me, knowing absolutely nothing whatsoever about me. I wonder why you care so much, since I'm assuming nothing ever offends you. Or maybe you think you are God and only the things that you find offensive actually are. Just in case you are God, could you please do something about Jersey Shore? I *really* have to question your taste that you would let something like that become popular. You're losing credibility fast, my deity friend.",0,0.974388062953949,TODO 0
+251193,1,"Anything by Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Michael Chriton, or Dan Brown.",vulcan99,AskReddit,2009-12,"What's the best book you've ever read? I'm starting this because I want some ideas on good books to read over the semester break, now that I actually have time to read :).",0,0.8797386288642883,TODO 0
 251454,1,"Yes, for the two are *definitely* mutually exclusive.",talonparty,atheism,2010-01,"Indeed, same here. The tattoos are off putting. A plain, nice looking girl that isn't going to end up with weird coloured blotching arms as she gets older is much more my type, and one that has a rebellious attitude but shows it intellectually, rather than with tattoos.",1,0.901879072189331,TODO 0
-251455,1,"stop whining about racism black people, it obviously still doesn't exist.",mordaunt0,news,2010-01,"4 cops beat a black suspect, one hitting him over 15 times in the face with a flashlight, while another calls him a nigger. The flashlight-swinging Asher was suspended for six months without pay in 1997 when caught on video kicking a black suspect who had already been handcuffed in the face.",1,0.9876832365989685,TODO 2
-251456,1,"Well, at least we've destroyed biodiversity, so that should help us in finding a solution.",aliengoods1,environment,2010-02,GM Crops Facing Meltdown in the USA,1,0.9797862768173218,TODO 4
-251457,0,Yes.,AmIsGod,funny,2010-02,"The people doing it, or the people driving?",0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0
-251458,0,"These 'new kinds of cancer' also popped up after 'desert storm', it's just a not so ironic reminder the WMDs the US has is far more destructive than the imaginary ones Saddam has.",chillypacman,worldnews,2009-12,So the weapons of mass destruction... ARE US!,0,0.9801785349845886,TODO 4
-251459,1,Couldn't happen to nicer people...,AtomicDog1471,worldnews,2009-11,"The Dark Side of Dubai: Dubai was meant to be a Middle-Eastern Shangri-La, a glittering monument to Arab enterprise and western capitalism. But as hard times arrive, an uglier story is emerging.",1,0.9855273962020874,TODO 2
-251460,1,That's racist you know.,I_divided_by_0-,politics,2009-12,"""unfairly targets illegals."" Are you kidding me. It's ok to be illegal but not to be unfair?",1,0.9860700368881226,TODO 4
-251461,1,i call 'shopped,malakon,nsfw,2009-12,"""Eww! You can be Lisa's!""",1,0.7925183176994324,TODO 0
-251462,1,That Jordanian army is really scary you know,InspectorJavert,worldnews,2009-12,considering their neighbors and their potential threat it's not a bad idea.,1,0.9432000517845154,TODO 0
-251463,1,Club Penguin!,crystalcastles,WebGames,2009-12,Are there any good multiplayer webgames reddit?,1,0.6385939717292786,TODO 1
-251464,1,"Your right, gun crime is almost non-existent in Mexico.",NinjaBob,reddit.com,2009-10,"Drugs are easier to smuggle, more profitable, and in some cases can be manufactured locally. How about instead of making bad sarcastic comparison, you look at how it actually works in countries that do ban guns? (Turns out they're not actually widely available!)",1,0.9872703552246094,TODO 2
-251465,1,"Well clearly, you haven't been looking for it because, if you had, you would agree with her!",ThisBoysGotWoe,LadyBashing,2009-12,"OK, what the ***fuck*** is this ""entitlement"" shit? I'm not the one who made a claim; I'm the one who disputed a claim. Why should I believe claims that aren't substantiated or quantified in any way? And take abuse at the same time? Fucking ridiculous.",1,0.5632922053337097,TODO 4
-251466,0,The rich are citizens of no nation.,hs4x,politics,2009-07,"Yes, yes, they should leave, they made there fortune in this country but they owe it no allegiance at all, just pack up and go where the grass is greener now that there is no money to be made in America, just problems to be solved. You true patriot you.",1,0.6544047594070435,TODO 3
-251467,1,"Yeah, I am sure that this is a better use of money that anything we can do terrestrially to produce clean energy.",Mr_Zero,energy,2009-07,"PowerSat, one of the companies working on putting satellites into space to grab up solar energy, estimates that each 10-ton satellite could grab around 17 megawatts a piece",1,0.986599862575531,TODO 1
-251468,1,Use all the awesome themes and customization options which are supported by Apple to make it even more personal.,formode,atheism,2009-07,What will I do with my Mac the rest of the time?,1,0.9597485065460205,TODO 2
-251469,1,That would be a great tattoo to go with my popped collar!,Gremlin87,reddit.com,2009-07,Most complicated Chinese character (57 strokes!),0,0.826612651348114,TODO 2
-251470,1,I appreciate your contribution to reddit and your support of interesting and robust discussion,derekaw,technology,2009-07,"Finally, something I can up mod.",1,0.9704338908195496,TODO 3
-251471,1,I'm really glad this is the top thread.,benihana,science,2009-08,I spent about 20 seconds trying to figure out how you were separating my name....then my head fell in shame. I hate you =(,1,0.9420933127403259,TODO 2
-251472,1,Whooosh.,mylescloutier,happy,2009-08,Most of them? Really? Some of them sure.,0,0.8048627376556396,TODO 0
-251473,1,Its great to know that such a highly regarded economist spoke grammatically correctly.,isthis,politics,2009-05,"Keynes ""Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.""",1,0.9843801259994507,TODO 2
-251474,1,"By all means, put more white men in there.",greenvortex,politics,2009-05,"Prominent Libertarian, Cato Inst. Sr. Fellow: ""Supreme Court nomination ... hould not be treated as an opportunity to practice affirmative action.""",1,0.9867070913314819,TODO 2
-251475,1,"Yeah, I can't wait to get one of those.",jemenfiche,tech,2009-03,Amazon DMCA madness,1,0.961422324180603,TODO 0
-251476,1,"Yeah exactly, its not like anyone uses Linux for their servers at any major datacenters, not like Linux makes up a huge chunk of the server market that's probably running the very website you're looking at.",ShrimpCrackers,technology,2009-01,"Open Source OSs are more often than not a complete waste of time and effort. They suck and have no true value outside the ""geek"" niche.",1,0.9845700860023499,TODO 4
-251477,1,I forgot the,Wordie,politics,2010-10,"While useful, nothing about this chart is ""confidential"" or ""leaked"".",1,0.9897953867912292,TODO 0
-251478,1,But he was just protecting her!,ParanoidAndroids,politics,2010-10,Yaaaay! Rand Paul supporter who stepped on woman's head has just been charged with assault!,1,0.9873440265655518,TODO 0
-251479,1,"Of course, if this were Twilight, the protagonists would be seventeen... And I'm sure society would totally be cool with more than twice as old males drooling over them...",ropers,funny,2010-07,Now THAT'S a Twilight I would watch (NSFW).,1,0.9846407175064087,TODO 1
-251480,1,REMINDS ME OF THE PROLOGUE TO THE ORIGINAL NOVEL DICK,IanMcKellen,pics,2010-07,Reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park 2 (or was it 3?) where that girl on the beach gets devoured by small dinosaurs.,0,0.9459565877914429,TODO 1
-251481,0,I think it would be a good joke but it was ill-timed in this instance as Christian Horner and Red Bull were the big story of the weekend.,allenjd,formula1,2010-07,BBC furious as Ron Dennis sabotages Eddie Jordan,0,0.9811896085739136,TODO 0
-251482,1,Oh thank God.. I can sleep easier tonight knowing Yahoo is looking out for me and my family.,jewdea,conspiracy,2010-07,"Don't Worry: Doomsday Mega-Bubble Theory ""Debunked"" by Yahoo",1,0.9816198348999023,TODO 0
-251483,1,"Well, he didn't assassinate Obama bin Biden, did he?",uncreative_name,politics,2010-07,9/11 was Clinton.,1,0.6998665928840637,TODO 0
-251484,1,"hes black, hes a socialist, hes a communist.",makotech222,politics,2010-07,"To Reddit Republicans! Please post the three things you most dislike about Obama I am primarily asking US Republicans why they dislike Obama so much. Just the 3 main reasons, please, not a long list. Honestly trying to understand what the main issues are.",1,0.9876137971878052,TODO 0
-251485,1,"So that the Africans don't feel to need to compete with the subsidized producers, of course.",niceworkthere,science,2010-07,why must government subsidize it though?,1,0.9687545895576477,TODO 4
-251486,1,But it's Fox News!,ang3c0,politics,2010-07,"WTF is this shit? Anyone could have made that phone call, or recording. WTF does it have to do with Fox News? Down voted for wasting my time.",1,0.9821450710296631,TODO 2
-251487,1,I'm so thankful that those cold days last winter PROVED there is no global warming.,eldub,reddit.com,2010-07,God DAMN it's hot outside,1,0.9875182509422302,TODO 3
-251488,1,"Christians like compassion, mercy, forgiveness and tolerance so much that they keep it for themselves.",thexavier,atheism,2010-08,"Tormenting and mocking a critically ill person in need of urgent medical care? Christianity at its finest, there.",1,0.8180893659591675,TODO 0
-251489,1,because the Americans reading this message have all yet to see the episodes,accountII,Sherlock,2010-08,Sherlock coming to PBS this fall!,1,0.8338899612426758,TODO 2
-251490,1,I get all my business news from infowars.com!,eromitlab,business,2010-08,"North Dakota, currently the only state owning its own bank, also happens to be the only state sporting a budget surplus, and it has the lowest unemployment rate in the country.",1,0.9492579698562622,TODO 3
-251491,1,"And who fucking cares about how they feel, eh?",Breakingbad8,IAmA,2010-08,"Guilt may eat me alive. It will be interesting to see. I don't know what will happen in a month or a year, but I got to get the fuck out. Who knows, maybe I'll be back next week. I kinda doubt it though, based on how I've been feeling.",1,0.8516712784767151,TODO 1
-251492,1,I wonder if he can now be named as a co-plaintiff in the soon to happen stalking case.,spdracr99,reddit.com,2010-08,Joss Whedon Autographs Fan Script intended as a gift of love for Eliza Dushku.,1,0.5319458842277527,TODO 2
-251493,0,Yet Another Clueless Rich Guy Blogging About Something He Knows Nothing About.,jo42,programming,2009-08,Mark Cuban: The Internet is about to change. Take this opportunity to learn about Web Hooks and PubSubHubBub.,0,0.5057598948478699,TODO 4
-251494,1,"No, I just love condescending douchebags.",nateschumacher,DoesAnybodyElse,2010-05,"DAE hate it when someone assumes you're an idiot? And I don't mean random people assuming your intelligence level is low, I mean someone you're familiar with and interact with on a frequent basis who knows your level of expertise and yet continues to waste your time lecturing you on various subjects that you know just as much (or more) about than he or she does. This is something that the person will continue long after you've already made it clear to them several times that you're both having your time wasted by this behavior; but people mean well (mostly) when they do this, so you don't necessarily want to offend them. Either way, it is a sure-fire way to piss me the hell off any time, all the time.",1,0.9202214479446411,TODO 3
-251495,1,"Drill, baby, drill.",PhoenixReborn,politics,2010-05,"Obama to BP: ""Plug the Damn Hole""",0,0.8252124190330505,TODO 2
-251496,1,"9, but apparently there will be 9 new ones!",DHDXero,tf2,2010-05,How many classes are there in TF2?,1,0.6892401576042175,TODO 4
-251497,1,"He got absolutely rocked last night... 7 IP, 2 ER",opsn,sports,2010-06,Will Ubaldo Jimenez win 15 games by the All-Star break?,0,0.831188440322876,TODO 0
-251498,1,"Yes, that is exactly what this chart says....",jayd16,gaming,2009-08,"So basically, if I want a monstrous collaboration of the latest technological standards slapped poorly together in one machine designed to make me feel better about having a small dick, I should buy the PS3. But if I just want to play some games, have a good time, and I feel okay enough about my penis that I don't need the satisfaction of having the ""latest and greatest"" to brag about, I should buy the Xbox.",1,0.9852708578109741,TODO 0
-251499,1,Nice conspiracy theory there.. what a bunch of fucking nutjobs over there at the UN.,thebrightsideoflife,Economics,2010-07,Scrap dollar as sole reserve currency: U.N. report,1,0.9698340892791748,TODO 3
-251500,1,"Yup, that kind of generalization isn't hypocritical at all!",ckcornflake,IAmA,2010-03,"Please don't take this the wrong way (as a personal attack), but I'm glad people who think like your grandmother are dying out.",1,0.9867541193962097,TODO 4
-251501,1,Especially if they are black,oldf4rt,WTF,2010-03,"Honestly politicians have to do that. They shake so many hands a lot of people are going to have colds and the only way to avoid getting sick is to sanitize your hands before you touch your face. So I'm assuming that it becomes habit. It's really drilled into them, if they do get a cold they usually lose their voice.",1,0.9569940567016602,TODO 0
-251502,1,"Yes, but they don't need a constitutional law professor to tell them what the constitution REALLY means... So sayeth Mistress Sarah",bored-now,politics,2010-03,Obviously someone doesn't understand how treaties are signed. Aren't Tea Partiers supposed to love the Constitution?,0,0.572356641292572,TODO 2
-251503,1,"When you're young, everybody is seen in black and white, but as you gain wisdom and experience it all merges into a kind of gay area",akallio9000,AskReddit,2010-03,"Yes, but now I know everything is just slightly gay.",1,0.5572389364242554,TODO 1
-251504,1,they hate our freedom to choose Coke or Pepsi!,kikimonster,politics,2010-04,You're smart enough to know that's simply not true. No one will ever point to the record. Our grandchildren will hear the same tired story that we're hearing 'They're attacking us because they hate our freedom'. Only a complete moron would buy that line.,1,0.9725610017776489,TODO 2
-251505,1,"Good, now only the strong shall survive!",curiousdude,Health,2010-04,"Tennessee removes 100,000 mostly elderly or disabled people from Medicaid",1,0.6928073167800903,TODO 1
-251506,1,"hey look on the bright side guys, maybe they'll just skip 2.1 and wait a bit to give us 2.2!",sadrobot,Android,2010-04,HTC Hero firmware update delayed again - until JUNE.,1,0.9632614850997925,TODO 4
-251507,1,Not as long as it's in 3D!,BrownBear1979,AskReddit,2010-04,Are you people tired of seeing the same recycled shit from movie makers over and over again? Same applies to recording artists.,1,0.7700477838516235,TODO 4
-251508,1,"Yeah, no one visits youtube anymore.",edward2020,technology,2010-03,"That would cost at least a few million to develop. And then you better have a much better engine than Adobe itself or Apple will not accept it (and rightly so). After that you will need to keep it up to date. Finally, you would discover there is little real demand for it, with such a small screen and flash being predominantly used for annoying ads. In short, not a good business proposition.",1,0.9874839186668396,TODO 0
-251509,1,"Yeah, I am sure that was an accident.",skydivingdutch,WTF,2009-11,Man accidently ejects himself from plane.,1,0.9870476722717285,TODO 1
-251510,1,"Yep, two video show a full and complete cross section of a country.",edifus,videos,2009-11,I can't believe how fucked up this country is. Yet another horrifying video from Lithuania.,1,0.9301435947418213,TODO 3
-251511,1,being a non-jew trying to live in land God promised to the jews for ever and ever is obvious anti-semitism,plato1123,worldnews,2009-12,That is pretty antisemitic of them.,1,0.9809777140617371,TODO 2
-251512,1,How could this possibly end badly?,wrc-wolf,politics,2009-12,"Obama May Expand Drone Attacks Into Urban Areas Of Pakistan - The prospect of Predator aircraft strikes in Quetta, a sprawling city, signals a new U.S. resolve to decapitate the Taliban. But it also risks rupturing Washington's relationship with Islamabad.",1,0.9851469397544861,TODO 1
-251513,1,"Yeah, because that won't produce self-absorbed entitled brats obsessed with themselves.",Leiya,AskReddit,2009-09,Children should first and foremost be instructed in absolute respect for SELF. All else derives directly from that.,1,0.9824726581573486,TODO 3
-251514,1,He is a Kenyan Communist fascist Marxist atheist radical socialist robot or wax sculpture that doesn't have a birth certificate.,TheLtOfInishmore,funny,2009-09,"FINALLY! Proof that President Obama is a robot. Or, possibly a wax sculpture.",1,0.9571528434753418,TODO 3
-251515,1,"I prefer my FuBu, nikes and a grill.",duglock,pics,2009-08,"Suits, hats, cigars, and tommy guns are the classiest things ever.",1,0.9038534760475159,TODO 0
-251516,1,Contra round 2 - change we can believe in!,nathansu,Libertarian,2009-06,CIA has Distributed 400 Million Dollars Inside Iran to Evoke a Revolution,1,0.6949493288993835,TODO 2
-251517,1,If only we had strict gun laws like Mexico - which bans basically everything - we could have a safe society.,_red,politics,2009-03,"National Gun Violence Prevention Organizations Call for Effective Federal Assault Weapons Ban in Wake of Alabama Rampage Shooting Leaving 11 Dead, Including Shooter",1,0.9823492169380188,TODO 3
-251518,1,He was conditioned to be a good law-abiding citizen.,TearsOfRage,WTF,2009-03,Obviously didn't care about his mom,1,0.9440948963165283,TODO 3
-251519,1,you forgot the,hseldon10,science,2009-04,"I've got a **CRAAAAAAaaaaZZZYYYy*** idea! How bout these people follow the word of God? There are pockets of morally corrupt people throughout Italy, and this town happened to be one. Italians tend to be ferocious anti-semites (and refused to help in the war on terror). Hopefully the rest of Europe got the message.",1,0.9897177219390869,TODO 0
-251520,1,I thought the vp was the leader of the senate?,liquidpele,atheism,2009-04,vp isnt the second highest position of power. at least not according to the US constitution...,1,0.5589466691017151,TODO 0
-251521,1,"odd that they collided in the ocean, and not at takeoff or while merging into traffic at flight level 30...",madhighlandcow,worldnews,2009-02,Nuclear submarines collide in ocean,1,0.5163443088531494,TODO 0
-251522,1,"I know, I just saw Ice Age!",zdiggler,nature,2010-07,"Global warming evidence is 'unmistakable' -- A new climate change report from the Met Office and its US equivalent has provided the ""greatest evidence we have ever had"" that the world is warming.",1,0.8458144068717957,TODO 2
-251523,1,Everyone knows that the pentagon is the bastion of moral authority here.,hans1193,politics,2010-08,"The Pentagon tells Wikileaks to ""do the right thing""",1,0.9871423244476318,TODO 3
-251524,1,Time to fight minorities with minorities!,kyookumbah,lgbt,2010-08,Gay bar proposed next to ground zero mosque.,1,0.878311276435852,TODO 0
-251525,1,not as smart as the Chinese my boy,pav413,funny,2010-05,"I was asked this morning by my little nephew. ""Are all electronics made in Japan, they must be very smart. Americans only make paper and pencils""..from a 7 year old.",1,0.8678069114685059,TODO 1
-251526,1,"Its not a myth, but its just a theory...",stathibus,AskReddit,2010-05,That evolution is a myth.,1,0.8887730240821838,TODO 2
-251527,1,"It's a valid defense if you're american, isn't it ?",catOrmOuse,politics,2010-04,Following orders is not a valid defense. Remember Nuremberg?,1,0.7568433284759521,TODO 2
-251528,0,"Doesn't matter, the tax money goes away one way or another.",nobody2008,pics,2010-05,When will GM start selling the MRAP II to self absorbed soccer moms?,1,0.569165825843811,TODO 0
-251529,1,I wonder if they have to wait through all the preview crap or if they can skip ahead,dghughes,pics,2010-05,A pic I took in Cannes,0,0.7337427735328674,TODO 2
-251530,1,Where the right to make a profit is defended more vigorously than the right to healthcare.,tempusrname,worldnews,2010-05,Welcome to reddit.,0,0.6513151526451111,TODO 2
-251531,1,You are obviously part of a secret jew conspiracy.,muyoso,politics,2010-06,"So lets take stock of the article: * Eyewitness #1: a mother who hid in the bathroom with her kids. * Eyewitness #2: a 72 year old who in his room and was told by someone else how horrible it was * Eyewitness #3: ""not a single passenger ...raised a club"", which contradicts every single video on youtube. Yeah, I'm convinced. Clearly solid journalism based on reliable witnesses. (And who brings young children along to a blockade-breaking effort anyway? It's not like they expected smooth sailing). that article is pure bullshit.",1,0.9825392961502075,TODO 0
-251532,1,"B-b-b-b-ut, you can't judge all the Tea Party by the lunatic fringe!",mookiemookie,obama,2010-06,"The competition is always fierce, but the Republican party has a new chief asshole: Steve King of Iowa",1,0.9872430562973022,TODO 2
-251533,0,Dude!,SleepingSheeple,circlejerk,2009-11,Who else loves Primer? Primer is such a complex mindfuck I feel that no one else gets it like I do. Who else has this problem?,0,0.8361763954162598,TODO 0
-251534,1,Palin with an ethics violation... I'm truly shocked.,TehDood,politics,2010-06,"Palin Guilty of Major Ethics Act Violation: Must Return $386,000 in Contributions",1,0.9866331815719604,TODO 0
-251535,1,Is it wrong to lie?,officeroffkilter,politics,2010-03,"Karl Rove is wrong, again: Bush did lie us into war.",0,0.700705349445343,TODO 2
-251536,1,All extremists should be shot.,officeroffkilter,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-03,Fuck people who hate generalizing!,1,0.9816869497299194,TODO 0
-251537,1,"Yeah, we could have built the Interstate Highway System just like the Amish hold a barn-raising.",seltaeb4,politics,2010-03,"Violence to force you to do things (government) versus volunteerism (coalition of residents) is a big, big difference. They're not the same, at all.",1,0.9683332443237305,TODO 0
-251538,1,"Colored people have to have hyphenated labels like Mexican-American, African-American, and Indian-American, it helps them fit in.",InCahoots,reddit.com,2010-03,"Why does the headline not say ""Joe Wong being hilarious on C-Span""? Categorizing the guy as his ethnicity instead of using his name is pretty weak.",1,0.9553177356719971,TODO 4
-251539,1,Before or after they're electronically changed?,BellRd,news,2010-03,"This is the sort of environment that Rand Paul faces in the upcoming Senate election. His opponent, Trey Grayson, is Secretary of State, and gets to count his own votes.",0,0.8515301942825317,TODO 2
-251540,1,*sigh*,paulderev,reddit.com,2010-04,"They're not communists any more, paulderv. They're a federation of independent liberated states.",1,0.7059884667396545,TODO 0
-251541,1,She needs to get beaten with a Bible for even saying the words.,fedja,relationship_advice,2010-04,My girlfriend recently revealed to me that she thinks that penises in general are disgusting and she also thinks the vagina is ugly as well. What do I take from that?,1,0.8688126802444458,TODO 3
-251542,1,"No, not biased at all.",HBOXNW,reddit.com,2010-04,"Donkey, Horse and Cat in Israeli Jail Yes this is real. LOL a cat was sentenced to life in prison at the Negev Jail.",1,0.9867100119590759,TODO 0
-251543,0,"Jewish is an ethnicity, not just a religion.",CombattingSexism,WTF,2010-01,"Imagine the shitstorm if ""muslim"" was replaced with say ""jewish""...",0,0.8987981677055359,TODO 2
-251544,1,Unlike the extortion of having a foreign nation anchor off your shores to take your fish or dump waste into your waters - that's not putting a knife to people's throats at all,mantra,Economics,2010-01,"As much as I agree with this sentiment, there is absolutely no excuse for extortion on a personal level ie. cruise ships or vacationing yachts.",1,0.9866434335708618,TODO 4
-251545,1,Because the Jews run the world media and they only care about themselves?,TalesAbound,worldnews,2010-02,"This is disgusting. I agree. Whats also wrong about this ariticle is the fact that they imply that the Holocaust only killed 6 million people. Why does the world constantly forget that Slavs, gypsies, handicapped, homosexuals were also put to death and that the number is killed is closer to 11 million? Jews weren't the only ones.",1,0.9866068363189697,TODO 1
-251546,1,"Being black is a choice, just like being gay.",midareashi,atheism,2010-02,"If God created Adam and Eve, how do hardcore Christians explain the existence of black people? We all know the obvious answer, God did not create Adam and Eve. I was wondering though, through their perspective, how do Christians explain this phenomenon?",1,0.9831055998802185,TODO 0
-251547,1,Clearly...,vegittoss15,programming,2010-02,yes,1,0.9209415316581726,TODO 0
-251548,1,Oh you are quite the victim.,Paul-ish,relationship_advice,2009-11,"Yes it is, and it's fucked me over real hard",1,0.9101020693778992,TODO 3
-251549,1,"Oh, oh, I'll take your word for it then",belt,AskReddit,2009-11,"Trust me, you don't want to.",1,0.9112963676452637,TODO 3
-251550,1,This never happens on dedicated servers!,chillypacman,gaming,2009-11,I love when his gun gently floats down from the top of the screen.,1,0.9866476058959961,TODO 0
-251551,1,Next you'll tell me the ten commandments aren't in the constitution.,IrishJoe,politics,2009-11,"According to sources who have read the nation's charter, the U.S. Constitution and its 27 amendments do not contain the word ""God"" or ""Christ.""",1,0.9396615028381348,TODO 0
-251552,1,"Seriously, all that gyrating tits and ass... just made me cringe.",Tronus,entertainment,2009-12,"Yeah, the Fly girls were the worse part of the show.",1,0.6711684465408325,TODO 0
-251553,1,Well that's proof enough for me!,daiz-,reddit.com,2009-12,Microsoft employee fired by Ballsack Ballmer for not saying BING! enthusiastically enough,1,0.6790351271629333,TODO 3
-251554,1,She needs to open up her coat and show more breast if she wants me to take her seriously.,ChangingHats,WTF,2009-09,A woman is using a sign written on the back window of her car to stop what she said are unwarranted traffic stops made because she is attractive. (Citation needed),1,0.8845314383506775,TODO 3
-251555,1,A font would be so much better than a tag,Nutsle,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-10,"DAE think there should be a dedicated ""sarcasm"" font, since it almost never comes through via text?",0,0.7173760533332825,TODO 0
-251556,1,"that's TOTALLY what i did, i scammed reddit out of sympathy and 200 meaningless and completely arbitrary ""points"" that mean so much to me and can be traded in any market by digging through my back issues of OUT magazine until i found a story i thought would capture the mind of the reddits, yeah, you've sure got me ALL figured out...way to go, you should feel smart",nopodcast,reddit.com,2009-10,"the only people who believe your bs are people who are desperate to believe anything negative about G-d. your story sounds like it was ripped from a gay periodical, it's ridiculously obvious that you're lying.",1,0.9838147759437561,TODO 3
-251557,0,Don't feed the trolls.,itstallion,WTF,2009-06,"Tell me, sardonica, what do I have to gain from lying about my girlfriend being raped on an internet website?",0,0.923075795173645,TODO 0
-251558,1,glad to see you're not falling into the #1 most overused republican trap of the rove-ian era: oversimplification...,ifatree,worldnews,2009-07,"Day by day, he's morphing in Bush. That's not change I can believe in.",1,0.7831545472145081,TODO 4
-251559,1,"I'm glad far-left, Third-Worldist conspiracy theorists are here to tell me the truths the Zionist media won't!",eaturbrainz,Israel,2009-08,"Israeli agents working in Iraq's Kurdistan, Iran: report - Democratic Underground",1,0.9795753359794617,TODO 2
-251560,1,Hurray for piracy!,Dasmitch,reddit.com,2009-08,Shakeycam FTW,1,0.9770780801773071,TODO 0
-251561,1,How can anyone be wrong who is doing God's Work?,cultured_banana_slug,obama,2009-08,Republicans have done no penance. They just pretend that they did nothing wrong.,1,0.9728028178215027,TODO 2
-251562,1,Why people wont appreciate when Israel tries so hard to cheer Palestinians with fireworks?,BanX,worldnews,2009-03,Photographs of White Phosphorus use.,1,0.6981512904167175,TODO 0
-251563,1,It doesn't matter: the profits that Monsanto earns with it will be used to create *something* in the future that will more than compensate for the risk incurred.,silverionmox,environment,2009-01,research from Austria shows that a commercial strain of Monsanto-made GE corn causes mice to have fewer and weaker babies. What is this doing to human fertility?,0,0.7471925020217896,TODO 2
-251564,1,I'm sure glad this article links to the patch.,signalwarfare,technology,2009-01,More than nine million computers around the world have been infected by a digital virus in what experts believe is a multi-staged attack.,1,0.9833521246910095,TODO 1
-251565,1,you forgo,dberis,worldnews,2009-02,"But barely 50 years later and the eye witnesses are beginning to die, and both sides of the ""argument"" are just voices shouting out of a void to new people. It's too bad we don't have audiovisual recording technology to artificially extend our racial memory.",1,0.9376755952835083,TODO 0
-251566,1,"I gave up digg for reddit, but I've never logged on to lent.",LeeJunFan,reddit.com,2009-02,Giving up Reddit for Lent,0,0.8208388686180115,TODO 3
-251567,1,How do I learn things that aren't on Wikipedia?,Sexually_Frustrated,AskReddit,2010-06,"Do you know how to seduce a girl? If not, learn. She wants you to make the move.",1,0.738515317440033,TODO 0
-251568,1,"Right, because once you have something the size of a watermelon come out, it's going to make the activity that caused it more attractive...",wnoise,science,2010-06,"I've seen lesbians who marry a man, have babies, then realize they're gay. A lot of times that depends on how they've been raised. My father, for example, believed I'd grow out of the lesbian phase once I had a child. And of course there are tons of people who think lesbianism is a sin. Sometimes it's hard to break that early indoctrination.",1,0.9862100481987,TODO 1
-251569,1,So why do you hate the Jews?,Gusfoo,worldevents,2010-06,"I should qualify. I'm definitely not saying that we should avoid comparisons. Historical comparisons are a useful way of understanding contemporary events, and I'm not sure we'd have much to talk about at all if we couldn't call upon the richness of history. What I'm opposed to are comparisons that draw attention away from the event itself and back on to a subject that people are familiar with, or that they want, for whatever reason, to keep in the spotlight. So don't take this as a jeremiad against comparison.",1,0.895935595035553,TODO 3
-251570,1,"but..but..animals have emotions and morality, and altruism, etc",p3ngwin,WTF,2010-06,Chimpanzee Rapes a Frog...Seriously,1,0.9872909188270569,TODO 1
-251571,1,Yeah because we all know how well terrifying abusive experiences help teach people not to abuse others,dopafiend,AskReddit,2010-06,"Tie him up, feed him full of acid and kick the shit out of him. Make it the most terrifying experience of his life.",1,0.9869207143783569,TODO 1
-251572,1,If Israel doesn't terrorize children then the terrorists win...,PumpyChowdown,worldpolitics,2010-06,"Israel detains Palestinian children in the middle of the night, holds them in conditions of fear and pain before their interrogations, and interrogates them without the presence of their parents or a lawyer.",1,0.9800305962562561,TODO 2
-251573,1,This is what should happen to all Obama supporters.,PumpyChowdown,pics,2009-09,WW2 Civilians shave the head of a young woman as punishment for wartime collaboration....,0,0.6071417927742004,TODO 4
-251574,1,"Nice try, Crest advertising department.",mkv,pics,2010-06,PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE! Laser Cats are REAL!,1,0.5626686215400696,TODO 3
-251575,1,"Yeah, those stupid civilians should have taken heed.",Travesura,politics,2010-03,Can't say he didn't warn them.,1,0.986971914768219,TODO 2
-251576,1,And probably hurt her credit rating too.,Travesura,reddit.com,2009-12,"It wouldn't hold cause the charges are at the discretion of the police and prosecutor, not her. Sure she lied and she should get slammed but perjury is a better charge - it's a felony with mad prison time and looks HORRIBLE on a record. AKA it screws her at any future job.",0,0.7394729852676392,TODO 3
-251577,1,"""Spiritual awakenings with Deepak Chopra"" or Exploring Theoretical Physics with Michio Kaku"" Yeah... that's the same.",tupidflorapope,todayilearned,2010-03,Michio Kaku is a crank. He is no more a credible source for physics than Chopra.,1,0.9795921444892883,TODO 0
-251578,1,SOCIALISM/FASCISM/COMMUNISM/DICTATORSHIP BLARG BLARG BLARG!,Atheist101,politics,2010-04,"I don't understand the thought process behind NOT having a public option. If I pay my taxes, and this option is covered under my taxes (payroll, property, sales, federal), isn't that a bit more balanced than me having to subscribe to the laws of an insurance company (who make their own rules, and are hardly regulated)? If I have to pay a penalty for NOT having insurance, couldn't that money instead go into the pool for the public option and provide me with adequate healthcare instead of into a ""fund"" for being a ""bad person"" which will be used to fund un-proportioned activities which I do not agree with such as war? As a tax payer, shouldn't I have a say with what MY money is going towards?",0,0.7993274927139282,TODO 0
-251579,1,Plan the parade!,Reveillark,hockey,2010-04,Habs take Game 1 in OT! Upset omen?,0,0.8003061413764954,TODO 1
-251580,1,"Yeah, fuck commercialism!",iNNeRKaoS,reddit.com,2010-04,Stop linking me to video that starts with commercials...... I'm on reddit for a reason and its not to watch mindless advertisement. I would like to see some warning that warns of this so I can just pass on to another topic.,1,0.9871616959571838,TODO 0
-251581,1,"Bunch of lazy bastard just don't want to work, or they'd be up here in the top quintile with me.",Skyrmir,economy,2010-04,"How much do average Americans make after the Great Recession? Examining the income of U.S. households. 65 percent of U.S. households live on $65,000 or less.",1,0.9649469256401062,TODO 1
-251582,1,Good riddance!,DroppaMaPants,worldnews,2010-01,"In 1998, scientists predicted that Bolivia's Chacaltaya glacier above La Paz would have completely disappeared by 2015. They were wrong. It will be completely gone this year.",0,0.7458151578903198,TODO 1
-251583,1,But think of the jobs it creates.,terraserenus,reddit.com,2010-01,"Full-body scanners: they're not just a dumb idea, they don't actually work.",1,0.987231433391571,TODO 1
-251584,1,"Seriously, I only trust Fox News for my infotainment.",GAMEOVER,WTF,2010-01,"What, that rag? Yeah, not cool at all. I prefer the Daily KOS since it's not a promoter of quackery.",1,0.967987060546875,TODO 2
-251585,1,"Yes, he should definitely buy a plug n play, but where do they sell those.",PhilxBefore,gaming,2010-01,wouldnt a plug n play work?,1,0.8498266935348511,TODO 3
-251586,1,The straw epistle of James.,avengingturnip,Christianity,2010-01,Ask Martin Luther. He took a bunch of them out and wanted to remove even more.,0,0.8358535766601562,TODO 0
-251587,1,Oh obviously...,TheLoneHoot,reddit.com,2010-02,"This is obviously his ""War on Noobz"" account. I'm sure he's got thousands of awards for his real account.",1,0.974767804145813,TODO 0
-251588,1,"Nothing explodes, not interesting.",lalop,technology,2010-02,"So, anyone submitted this to the Mythbusters yet? :)",1,0.5849722027778625,TODO 3
-251589,0,I lost the skin on my dick once and it hurt like hell.,TheWhiteGripes,WTF,2009-11,Meh.. I like skin on my dick.,0,0.9031508564949036,TODO 0
-251590,1,Should have voted for McCain!,Testikall,politics,2009-12,Democrats are fuckin pussys right now and I voted for Obama.,1,0.9459342360496521,TODO 3
-251591,1,I liked the part where he said racist things and I laughed.,bobsil1,entertainment,2009-12,"Oh, good. He's an amusing enough stand-up, but that show was terrible.",1,0.7838531732559204,TODO 4
-251592,0,D- at least we arent zimbabwe... yet,rothbardmises,Economics,2009-09,How Well Has The Federal Reserve Performed for America?,0,0.5435568690299988,TODO 0
-251593,1,He's a muslim?,tehjarvis,politics,2009-09,Hmm. Can anyone see any other differences between this president and every other president preceding him?,1,0.8834565281867981,TODO 3
-251594,1,I don't want any black people on my Republican website!,thetreece,politics,2009-10,I couldn't resist: Welcome to the new GOP.com!,1,0.923914909362793,TODO 0
-251595,1,offline play is for pirates.,unchow,gaming,2009-07,So no offline support whatsoever?,1,0.9233375191688538,TODO 3
-251596,1,let them murders and rapist go free what we gotta do is put people smokin weed at there home in the can for life at the third joint we find !,mvlazysusan,news,2009-07,Shoplifter Gets Life Sentence in Texas,1,0.9538798332214355,TODO 1
+251394,1,Who needs math when we have Paul the octopus!,musingson,soccer,2010-07,Mathematical formula predicts clear favorite for the FIFA World Cup,1,0.6884236931800842,TODO 3
+1957,1,We aren't going to ban his tweets... How else are we going to get paid?,ibbignerd,jailbreak,2016-12,"I agree with you to a point, but if people just keep reposting it clutters the subreddit, and people like coming here less. Also it's a joke",1,0.9620828032493592,TODO 0
+1239,0,If it was November 2009 Obama would already be **President** Obama not **President Elect** Obama,Toomuchdata00100,forwardsfromgrandma,2016-11,FWD: FWD: WOULDN't HAPPAN IF IT WAS OBUMMER!!1!!,0,0.6880300045013428,TODO 0
+250342,1,Of course it's totally reasonable to believe that God came down from heaven and fucked over someone else just so you could have some textbooks while there is people dying of starvation and disease all over the world.,cjcrashoveride,pics,2011-01,Do you really think that's a justifiable reason?,1,0.9866958856582642,TODO 0
+612,0,"Really, anything that has Seasonic parts in it will be good.",Azure_Flare,pcmasterrace,2016-10,And don't cheap out.. or you will end up without your CPU and GPU. I recommend EVGA G2 or GS.,0,0.9194475412368774,TODO 1
+251291,1,"Yes, it's the same as a racial epithet.",natetheTANK73,politics,2010-05,"""Teabagger"" equivalent to the 'n' word, tea-partier claims. Teabagger please",1,0.959853172302246,TODO 0
+250758,1,You mean SWTOR isn't a single player experience?,biosehnsucht,Games,2011-12,"KOTOR III. Yes, I know SWTOR is supposed to be KOTOR 3,4,5, etc. but KOTOR III was a project that was scrapped and I think a single player experience would have been much better.",1,0.9793932437896729,TODO 4
+1765,0,"CMC Vellore and St Stephens, among others.",ccombobbreaker,india,2016-12,mfw non Catholic Christian male with no reservation at all anywhere,0,0.9618057608604432,TODO 0
+250724,1,"Yes, he slipped on water that Thomas threw 10-15 feet away.",mitallust,hockey,2012-01,looks like the puck slipped on some water and then so did Read,0,0.5079135894775391,TODO 4
+1399,1,Shhhhh I want to actually have a shot at it this year!,pabuum,MakeupAddiction,2016-11,Too Faced Cyber Monday Box I just got an email and Too Faced will be doing the cyber Monday box again. It will be 39 dollars!,0,0.9622483849525452,TODO 4
+249266,0,Any DunedEnts floating round?,Thalamos,dunedin,2011-05,Tits out for the boys! Any scarfies up in this bitch?,0,0.8455150127410889,TODO 4
+250963,1,"They used to be this great organization when they supported the same candidate I do, but now they are really just a bunch of racists destroying our country.",jk1150,politics,2010-02,"If this poll was taken a year ago, when Tea Parties were organized by Ron Paul and libertarians, I would have voted for ""Small government and fiscal responsibility"" But current tea parties are mostly about expanding the military complex, invading Iran, questioning Obama's birthplace and general racism.",1,0.7544541358947754,TODO 0
+2464,0,"At some point, being stupid just isn't an excuse anymore.",AppleBytes,politics,2016-09,"To broaden that a bit, he takes advantage of people that are weak and vulnerable to get ahead. With that in mind, consider his strongest supporters are poor and uneducated. They don't know he's grifting them so he can get something he wants.",0,0.942793071269989,TODO 1
+1146,0,Or tell a child who's mother died and father Joseph sent on a mission that God has commanded her (a 16 year old child) to be his wife... Well I guess I am just to damn picky for heaven.,thatgayguy12,exmormon,2016-10,He's right. I should expect a prophet to fuck the wives of married men. How could I have been so silly to think otherwise,1,0.9036733508110046,TODO 2
+250119,1,Misogyny in a pill.,Liverotto,MensRights,2011-06,By 2015 we can take back the power! Reversible male contraception method lasts 10 years trials have begun!,1,0.6830896139144897,TODO 0
+251355,1,I really don't see what could go wrong with this..,m-p-3,pics,2009-08,Redneck child bike seat,1,0.9097792506217957,TODO 2
+549,1,"Well yeah, but mainly the ref's a bloody cheat too",FKJVMMP,rugbyunion,2016-11,Are they also suffering from food poisoning?,0,0.5389156341552734,TODO 0
+1789,1,I hate the loud fat fucks,snipeftw,CarletonU,2016-12,"Let's talk about greeks. what do we think? I'm just wondering what the general perception of Greeks are. I know lots of students don't like them and I've seen some shitty stuff from them on social media myself, but I want to hear both sides. I have some friends in Greek Life, but I wonder how the average student feels towards them",0,0.8042354583740234,TODO 3
+249129,0,"Riyadh 1993-1999 Jeddah 1999-2001 Back around 2000 was when the very first ""tourist"" visas were implemented and handed out to about 5 scuba divers.",tcksam,AskReddit,2010-09,"Different time, different place I would say. While I'm no apologist, there are big problems in KSA, but I do not recognize your picture. Where did you live and when? I live in Jeddah where I have never even seen a mutawwa nor have I experienced any harassment of any form. The Arab news regularly write critical pieces about bad leadership and management, and other papers follow, but of course it still far from the critical press in western countries. Lately the religious influence has diminished a lot. The king has openly fired clerics that try to interfere with his aims to secularise and liberalise. No visa is requires to travel between provinces and cities anymore. The internet is still monitored, but no one is reported to any ministry, a wish from the clerics that the king refused to accept. Everyone uses proxies. I general, the policy is ""don't ask, don't tell"".",0,0.9015605449676514,TODO 1
+250206,1,"Right, because no woman ever would get off on the idea of using a flesh light on a guy...",edfreemen,pics,2011-10,"I see it as a matter of what can be used during actual sex as well as during masturbation. Dildos generally vibrate, so they can be used during sex as well for clitoral stimulation and such, while man + woman + fleshlight = either woman or fleshlight being left out of the fun. Fleshlight is very FOREVER ALONE that way.",1,0.986522376537323,TODO 4
+249718,1,"Yeah, I'm sure you don't",bashmental,todayilearned,2010-10,"I don't have an issue with black folks, just niggers. I had enough of those of every color in the neighborhoods of my youth.",1,0.956159234046936,TODO 2
+250733,1,I DISAGREE ARRGGHH DOWNVOTE WHARGARBL,hobdodgeries,funny,2012-02,I don't get why people hate this so much... If the person wants to keep the tag on its his FUCKING CHOICE... plus some of those tags look good.. no idea why people get annoyed from something that doesn't affect them in the least..,1,0.9697130918502808,TODO 0
+2480,0,"I... well shucks, you're right XD",kyokenbyo,40krpg,2016-09,Says DH2 in the title :P,0,0.9083113074302672,TODO 2
+1085,1,Are 3.5 bards REALLY casters?,ravenclaw567,oots,2016-11,"Ah, but the Order still has once spellcaster in reserve! ...What? Elan counts! Technically.",0,0.5048404932022095,TODO 0
+250891,1,"Sorry, windows millenium was still better.",blizzardice,AskReddit,2011-03,I'm gonna be that asshole... Windows 7.,1,0.8095014095306396,TODO 0
+251325,1,what a bright future they both have...,col381,WTF,2009-02,Boy is a dad at 13,1,0.9749963283538818,TODO 2
+250441,0,How many read 44-D and thought NSFW.,IrishJoe,politics,2010-02,44-D LiveStream: Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS Initial Meeting + President Obama Holds Town Hall in Nashua New Hampshire,0,0.7188771963119507,TODO 0
+250823,0,BP to the rescue.,P-Dub,pics,2010-07,What you have just described is one of the most terrifying things I can imagine. *Fuck the ocean.*,1,0.6876652240753174,TODO 0
+1792,0,Is this movie good?,monkeyharris,NetflixBestOf,2016-12,"Die Hard (1988): NYPD cop John McClane's plan to reconcile with his wife is interrupted when, after he arrives at her office, the building is overtaken by terrorists.",0,0.7045021653175354,TODO 1
+1978,0,"Nah brah, we light him up every time we see him",Smitty120,penguins,2016-09,Why? Gibson is way better.,1,0.9809747934341432,TODO 3
+2329,1,I forgot a,AlexanderVelinxs,politics,2016-09,Birthing and breastfeeding?,1,0.989694118499756,TODO 0
+1426,1,Lol But but but Drumpf has 2 bankruptcies out of 500 business,throwawaymd123,The_Donald,2016-11,Redistribution of Wealth: Sanders fleeced poor Liberal Arts students for $200 million. Hillary conned the mega rich to the tune of 800 million. And now Jill Stein has suckered sore losers out of 7 million. Total haul: $1.007~ billion.,1,0.9836246967315674,TODO 3
+249410,1,"Transit is for poor people, and we wouldn't want the poor mucking up the carefully polished and homogenized Eastside, would we?",smithmikeg,Seattle,2011-07,As long as the site will be directly served by East Link...,1,0.980262815952301,TODO 1
+2116,0,Did you get the key back?,TiFaeri,JUSTNOMIL,2016-09,"Lady Susan steals and eats crackers i just remembered a short but characteristic story that shows just how entitled Lady Susan is. that was after we banned Lady Susan wrom working on our apartment but made a grave mistake: we did not get a key back from her. We went away for a vacation for about a week. Got our friend to pet sit for us, told Lady Susan when we go away and get back but didnt say anything about pet sitting situation. (We were young and naive. We learned) Friend decided to crash on our couch as he has a nightmare of a mother too and was living with her at that point. He buys some junk food and, not expecting an ambush, leaves some of it on a kitchen table. Next thing he knows, it's saturday morning, he wakes up to Lady Susan casually letting herself in. He panics, mumbles something to her and locks himself in the bedroom. Lady Susan, never one to be deterred, helps herself to our coffe, enjoys a sigarette and fucking eats poor guy's food, then leaves. When we came back and confronted her about it, she made innocent eyes and said she thought we left those treats for her. She never explained why she was letting herself in without invitation in the first place.",0,0.819212794303894,TODO 0
+1520,1,"I'm shocked, shocked I tell you",BassFromThePast,trees,2016-12,Beer sales down in legal cannabis states,1,0.987038791179657,TODO 0
 251597,1,"Yeah, while other companies are censoring on their own.",drakshadow,programming,2009-08,It wasn't google's idea. China made google censor china.,1,0.7576113939285278,TODO 4
-251598,1,"Here, you dropped this:",zyl0x,reddit.com,2009-08,This thread is certainly helping.,1,0.9896057844161987,TODO 0
-251599,1,"but don't say you ""chose"" to be gay, didn't work for me",johnpickens,AskReddit,2009-08,...and the clincher...a closet homosexual.,1,0.7137296199798584,TODO 1
-251600,1,Wow that's genius.,campkev,reddit.com,2009-05,My Unorthodoxed Frozen Pizza Preservation Method,1,0.7134308218955994,TODO 0
-251601,1,"I wonder, what reason would someone have for being scared of the police?",Jonathan_the_Nerd,WTF,2009-05,"Taser Death in Detroit: ""Mom wants to know why police felt they needed to use a Taser on a scared, 16-year-old, learning-disabled boy with no criminal record."" CNN puts the words 'no excuse' in quotes. These Cops deserve a taser to the throat",0,0.8702736496925354,TODO 3
-251602,0,I did not know it was quite that bad.,xerxes923,science,2009-06,"How did 100,000,000 Women Disappear?",1,0.5789745450019836,TODO 1
-251603,1,Respect your elders you little snot.,Tiffany_Butler,sports,2009-06,"Aren't you a little old to be on the internet, gramps?",1,0.8526491522789001,TODO 1
-251604,1,I'm just glad they won't be using taxpayer money to investigate who made the posters and hurt the Police Chief's feelings.,harryballsagna,canada,2009-06,"""I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.""",1,0.9744580984115601,TODO 0
-251605,1,what.. with this awesome narration?,aberant,lost,2009-04,"So far, so lame.",1,0.8093979954719543,TODO 1
-251606,1,He looks trustworthy.,permaculture,unitedkingdom,2009-01,"""I don't care"" says Lapland boss",1,0.9797381162643433,TODO 4
-251607,1,"Well yeah, but it'll work this time.",SovereignMan,politics,2009-02,"When their efforts failed, as they usually did, Governments then put the blame on the wickedness and dishonesty of their subjects, rather than upon the ineffectiveness of the official policy.",1,0.9752825498580933,TODO 1
+250613,0,Is a check okay?,doubleD,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-09,Do you have $20?,0,0.9195645451545716,TODO 1
+250707,1,But...but...they always said they were committed to truth!,TheRnegade,atheism,2010-10,Not least because they did a 180 on polygamy in order to get statehood for Utah (timeless moral values!). Any mention of it now gets treated like baseless anti-Mormon slander.,1,0.9868417978286744,TODO 3
+250573,0,jesus christ monkey balls,aesamattki,Android,2010-06,2GHz Motorola Android smartphone tipped for 2010 | Android Community,0,0.9715887904167176,TODO 4
+491,0,Write them a letter expressing your hatred of good surprises.,RolfIsSonOfShepnard,guns,2016-12,"I like my ammo a *specific way*. You knew I wanted reloads, yet you specifically went out of your way to give me more than what I wanted. Needless to say, you have just lost yourself a customer.",1,0.6751787662506104,TODO 1
+249356,0,"Language is also meant to communicate ideas, something we can't do that well if people are just making up words and sentence structure all willy-nilly.",Diggtionary,politics,2010-08,"Get your little obnoxious head out of your ass. It's a fucking saying, an idiom of American-English. Language is non-uniform, and there are plenty of sayings which make little sense, or imply the opposite of their 'actual' meaning. Language is diverse and changes, that's what makes it strange and beautiful. Too chastise someone for the natural expression, just because you have some asinine hangup about it is immature, childish and makes you seem like a prick who gives out at the slightest thing, not allowing for any organic evolution or flow of language. Go read a book, at one time a lot of words and sayings were introduced to the English language. If narrow minded asshats like you had their way, they would never have been accepted, and English would be a less expressive, less beautiful language. Go do something which actually matters.",0,0.9653118252754213,TODO 2
+250147,1,"Vatican says JPII cured a nun of Parkinsons, so it must be true!",Tuscany007,atheism,2011-01,Bet you'll believe in miracles now!,1,0.966829240322113,TODO 0
+1384,0,"It is not on Steam or Origin, so it is not in an acceptable format, so therefore, it isn't available on the PC.",CircularMatrix,pcgaming,2016-12,It's on PC. It's already on the platform your playing on.,1,0.9062361121177672,TODO 2
+1536,1,TD Place,EggsForEveryone,ottawa,2016-12,Where to dispose of cfl bulbs? Just finished replacing all the lights in my house to led so I a have a TON of cfls. Where can I take them to get rid of them?,0,0.790415346622467,TODO 4
+251225,1,"Prop 13, fuck yeah!",kryx,AskReddit,2010-04,Many areas freeze property taxes for seniors too so that can be a negligible concern in retirement.,1,0.7452247738838196,TODO 0
+249772,1,"Gentoo of course, for that -O3 goodness!",KeX3,geek,2010-07,"Really. OK, what would you call it? And your smug got in the way of answering my question.",1,0.8672570586204529,TODO 4
+249820,1,I didn't realize it was so easy to convert currencies!,so_what_who_cares,gaming,2011-08,"Killing floor on sale cheap, double the price if you live in the UK.",1,0.9155362248420716,TODO 0
+1099,0,"Im in, thank you.",tg_wl,pcmasterrace,2016-09,$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway,0,0.9721882343292236,TODO 0
+1966,1,Type 4,Hobnail1,WorldofTanks,2016-12,What tanks outmatch the E75?,0,0.7288458943367004,TODO 3
+250597,0,"Unless they were harming someone at the time pretty much anything done by anyone at 8:15am August 6, 1945 in Minami-ku.",sunnygovan,atheism,2010-12,I challenge you to come up with a single action that doesn't have the potential to have repercussions which cause harm to someone down the road.,0,0.9635945558547974,TODO 4
+250691,1,If the frogs are evolving then why don't they turn in to people?,Sabin10,science,2010-12,Frogs around the world showing signs of developing resistance to the chytrid fungus that has been threatening them with extinction.,0,0.5349404811859131,TODO 2
+250347,1,I take this as commentary on their corporate parent's political views.,knumbknuts,entertainment,2010-10,The sinking ship that is NBC,0,0.810234010219574,TODO 2
+2267,1,NA Masters,xtracom,heroesofthestorm,2016-09,"Don't worry, even at Masters, people don't understand objective timings. I'll be the only one hearthing just before the objective starts so I'm healed for the fight, even though I tell people ""obj soon""",1,0.5234297513961792,TODO 0
+417,0,"This isn't something I did but in the beta I thought that the higher the rank the better your rating was so I saw people who were like 17 and I was like ""man they must not be very good"" I realized shortly after I was wrong.",_Swiggity_,deadbydaylight,2016-11,"What was the 'noobiest' thing you did when you first started and are ashamed to admit? I'll start, when I first got Spies from the shadow, I thought the head movements the crows did while standing still was the perk working as if they're pointing towards the survivors, it took about 3 games to realize the explosion noises were the crows and not my idiot self thinking it was the animation the crows were doing. Other noob moment was whispers for the first time thinking that it was sound directional and just not being in the area, I felt so stupid when I realized it.",0,0.981437921524048,TODO 2
+251153,1,They were probably wall hacking anyway.,SirKeyboardCommando,WTF,2009-12,26 Asian students were beaten in one day at a high school in Philedelphia,1,0.9767732620239258,TODO 0
+250543,1,Thumbs up if you love America!,CalmerPolice,pics,2011-07,Feels like I'm on YouTube reading the comments in this thread..,0,0.5816588997840881,TODO 3
+1350,0,"So, how many pounds were seized?",mad-n-fla,news,2016-10,"Coast Guard Cutter Returns with 29,000 Pounds of Seized Cocaine",0,0.6329740285873413,TODO 0
+251520,1,I thought the vp was the leader of the senate?,liquidpele,atheism,2009-04,vp isnt the second highest position of power. at least not according to the US constitution...,1,0.5589466691017151,TODO 0