User1: I have updated my firmware to my router and believe the exploit has been fixed. Can somebody test?
User1: ummm...hello? How can I get back on the #ubuntu channel now that I have fixed my router's exploit?
User1: please test me...
User1: really NOBODY is here?
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Pici]  by ChanServ
User1: User2 are you an ubuntu op? Can you test me to see if I have fixed my router's exploit?
User2: User1 I only have op priveleges in -offtopic, so I wouldnt be able to check and unban you from #ubuntu, sorry
User1: ok. thanks for responding, though.
User1: !exploit
User3: There are people around who think it is funny to abuse a bug in certain routers by sending invalid DCC commands. When bitten by this bug ops in #ubuntu remove users so they are no longer targets. To fix it have a look here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/FixDCCExploit
User1: !test
User3: failed
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v nixternal]  by ChanServ
User1: User4 do you have op privs to help me get back on the #ubuntu channel now that I have fixed my router's exploit?
User4: when were you banned?
User1: today
User1: (I hadn't tried in awhile though)
User4: I don't even see you in the ban list
User1: I'm an idiot. I just joined #ubuntu. Sorry for wasting your time.
User2: I see whyameye!*@*!#ubuntu-read-topic from Aug 20th
User4: ya, same here
User4: 01:28 CST as a matter of fact
User5: heh nick ban
User5: he is using a different nick :)
User1: ok so whyameye is still banned then, huh?
User4: User1 please join me really quick in ##nixternal
User4: User1 I unbanned ya in #ubuntu
User1: User4 thanks! :-)
User4: no problem
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v rob]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Jucato]  by ChanServ
User3: overclucker called the ops in #ubuntu
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Seveas]  by ChanServ
User6: can someone help me join #ubuntu?
User7: !staff | #ubuntu
User8: whoa...
User9: User7 they're on it
User6: ?
User3: #ubuntu: Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick, seanw, BearPerson or ompaul! I could use a bit of your time :)
User9: User6 why can't you atm?
User6: it said to change my port from the default port
User6: it redirected me to the router problem page or something
User6: something about DCC spamming
User9: :(
User4: heh
User6: atm?
User9: User6 Looks like you didn't fix the problem yet.
User6: how do i fix it?
User6: I changed the port like it said
User5: !register
User3: Information about registering your Freenode nick is at http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#contents-userregistration
User5: ubotu, ?
User5: left1, you need to register your nickname with nickserv, we are being hit by bots
User6: oh ok
User5: yes we know.
User5: +r
User6: it doesn't say that on the page
User5: I think I've got most of them now
User9: User5 No, left1 is !exploit vulnerable.
User5: oh
User6: !exploit vulnerable
User9: !exploit
User3: There are people around who think it is funny to abuse a bug in certain routers by sending invalid DCC commands. When bitten by this bug ops in #ubuntu remove users so they are no longer targets. To fix it have a look here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/FixDCCExploit
User6: Yeah i did that. This is what is says "Upon fixing this issue you will NOT automatically be allowed to rejoin #ubuntu if you have been temporarily forwarded to #ubuntu-read-topic. You will need to join the #ubuntu-ops channel and alert an op to the situation. An op will then assist you in rejoining #ubuntu.   "
User5: now that my work is done, I'm going to change my daughters nappy. If they come back ping me as I'll be afk for about 5 minutes
User9: User6 Yes, but you failed the test I just ran (hence your last disconnect), so there seems to be more work to be done.
User9: User5 What's this?  Putting your daughter ahead of IRC bots?  What priorities...geez.  ;)
User6: Well i guess i can't join ubuntu cuz i'm not updating my router firmware
User5: actually I put the irc bots first, but yeah :)
User9: I was trying to be funny....but now it's sad.
* tonyyarusso sends an "It's okay..._somebody_ must love you." card to rob's kid
User10: What happened in #Ubuntu?
User11: User10 bots
User4: I hate people who just sit there an ban evade and make it known
* Jucato waves to nixternal
User4: I will ban everyone of that idiots dialup accounts
User4: hiya Jucato 
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Hobbsee]  by ChanServ
User8: nixternal, who?
User8: nice to see your connection is a little less epileptic today
User12: Hi  Hobbsee
User13: hi DaSkreech
User12: :-)
User14: User12 have a fight with nickserv?
User12: User14 IN TERMS OF?
User12: Whoops
User14: User12 you make up with nickserv yet?
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v nixternal]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Amaranth]  by ChanServ
User4: User8 damn you for jinxing my connection! :)
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v ompaul]  by ChanServ
User15: User14
User15: <Zic> hi, I'm a recently approved ubuntu member, and it seems I should told you to activate my ubuntu member cloak, so ... Can you activate it ? thanks !
User15: <Zic> my launchpad page is https://launchpad.net/~zic
User15: Have you read and followed http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#nicksetup?
User15: <Zic> yes :)
User15: could you be so kind? :)
User16: wha
User16: you ask
User16: Seveas, :P
User15: ompaul, mornin' :)
User16: Seveas, morning
User16: nalioth, I'll do that as you are asleep :)
User16: Seveas, done
User15: grazie
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Amaranth]  by ChanServ
User16: Seveas, is ubotu.ubuntu-nl awake?
User15: ompaul, it should be
User16: okay
User16: % btlogin
User16: <ubotu> An error has occurred and has been logged.
User16: Seveas, ^^
User15: it just doesn't like yoy
User15: you*
User15: @trlogin
User15: @btlogin
User3: An error has occurred and has been logged.
User15: @reload LpLogin
User3: OK
User15: @btlogin
User3: An error has occurred and has been logged.
User15: OperationalError: database is locked
User15: fun
User15: @btlogin
User15: fixed
* ompaul is evil :)
User16: @btlogin
User8: it does the error thing randomly to me on a regular basis recently
User15: ompaul, another cloak request: davromaniak
User16: !lol Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this is irc not IM and using them lines on their own is not required, it is rather annoying to the rest of the people in the channel thanks
User3: I'll remember that, ompaul
User16: done
User15: err
User15: !forget lol Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this
User3: I know nothing about lol Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this yet, Seveas
User15: !lol
User3: Sorry, I don't know anything about lol - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi
User15: !search lol
User3: Found: lol please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this, oneko
User15: !forget lol Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this,
User3: I know nothing about lol Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this, yet, Seveas
User15: funky
User16: what has oneko to do with lol oneko is very serious
User15: !lol is <reply>Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this is irc not IM and using them lines on their own is not required, it is rather annoying to the rest of the people in the channel thanks
User3: I'll remember that, Seveas
User16: Seveas, done
User15: !forget lol please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this
User3: I'll forget that, Seveas
User15: gracias
User16: !lol
User3: Please don't use lol and omg and so forth on a regular basis. this is irc not IM and using them lines on their own is not required, it is rather annoying to the rest of the people in the channel thanks
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Gary]  by ChanServ
User16: #ubuntu is just nuts
* ompaul wanders away
User16: I can't do that any longer
User16: :)
User16: sanity here I come
User17: lol
User16: Gary, I have logged into work to do some scripting of stuff rather than continue with this :)
User17: awww
User17: it's a sunday, mute the channel, say it is for religious reasons
User17: problem solved
User16: haha
User16: then we would have to mute it friday saturday and sunday
User16: that would be cook
User16: cookie or cool
User16: not sure
User17: dare ya
User17: :-D
User16: not even a double dare with a curly wurly would work :)
User17: tripple dare?
User16: no
User16: tribble
User16: how do they do the upside down p
User16: haha
User16: someone asking how to do they do the backwards   d for do-ob
User17: lol
User18: rawr
User17: woooo
User19: bold is fun
User19: i forget how to do reverse
User17: pretty pink
* Gary hides
User19: more of a purple here
User19: sort of a mix
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v PriceChild]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v jrib]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Amaranth]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Amaranth]  by ChanServ
User3: IdleOne called the ops in #ubuntu
User3: Jack_Sparrow called the ops in #ubuntu
User18: Would it not be better to catalyze troll's instead of instant ban if people call it on the channel?
User20: Catalysis is fine with me, so long as it involves nasty chemicals being used on the trolls.
User3: In ubotu, zhahak said: who is your Creator?
User11: !ubotu > zhahak
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Hobbsee]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Jucato]  by ChanServ
User3: In #ubuntu-offtopic, MenZa said: !copperhead is <reply> Information about Razer's Copperhead mouse and how to set it up in Ubuntu can be found at http://help.ubuntu.com/community/RazerCopperHeadMouse
User3: In #ubuntu-au, kgoetz said: User3 stripping is a feature
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v kgoetz]  by ChanServ
User21: btw, i didnt want ubotu to edit, i was talking to it ;)
User21: thats all
User22: O.o
* Pici blinks
User13: ...okay then?
* Hobbsee thinks that a sunday night is an odd time to be drunk.
User23: Hobbsee, i think the conversation was actually very honest...
User23: bah
User23: they were talking about stripping =='s from code afaict
User3: dooglus called the ops in #ubuntu
User8: is he *ever* going to learn?
User8: he does it like every other week still, ffs
User23: I've had a little pm from our old friend "demon" or however he wants to spell it...
User2: oh?
User17: was it a nice pm?
User23: was away, seems like he hasn't been up to any mischief though...
User23: it was very polite... though a little too informal: "Hello joseph..."
User17: I bought 5 tshirts this afternoon, got to go cut out my transfers and iron them on now
User17: these are for my LUG for software freedom day
User2: "Hello Joseph" "My name... is... PriceChild"
User2: er, sorry, I just watched the matrix the other day.
User17: lol
* mc44 hugs Seveas
User24: congrats :)
User17: mc44, whats he done?
User24: User17 check the planet :P
User25: User15 congrats!
User15: thanks :)
User9: ooooh
* tonyyarusso is in the loop now
User9: User15 yay!
User2: User15 Woo! Congrats!
User26: seveas, can we have ubotu in our loco channel #ubuntu-ir ?
User15: @join #ubuntu-ir
User15: !ir
User3: #ubuntu-ir baraye Farsi zabanan mibashad ke channele rasmie goroohe Iran-ie ubuntu ast.
User26: I'm there :-)
User26: seveas, ty :-)
User15: MehdiHassanpour, is farsi a right-to-left language?
User26: User15 yep!
User15: Could you write a translation of the !ir factoid in farsi so we can add it as separate line?
User14: yes, please  :)
User26: persian/farsi is a right to left lang. but we mostly write persian/farsi with latin characters
User15: ah ok
User26: sure, I will
User26: as some IRC clients don't support unicode or show persian bad
User14: User26 ours do  :)
User14: User26 and so do yours
User26: ubuntu-ir#
User26: User14 gaim/pidgin support persian well :-)
User26: this is the translation of factoid in persian
User27: this line is wrapped wierd :?
User14: ubuntu-ir#
User26: User14 it's fine! and is RTL (right to left)
User14: User26 i just made an alias of what you wrote in here  :)
User26: User15 so that should be fine to be add to ir factoid :-)
User14: User26 i've added this one along with my others
User14: #ubuntu-ge - ~ For Georgian language support, please join #ubuntu-ge
User14: #ubuntu-cn  #ubuntu-tw   #ubuntu-hk
User23: aww @pony is disabled :(
User26: User14 cool :-) seems you're interested in other langs ;-)
User14: User26 i speak a couple  :)
User26: cool
User26: User14 what are they?
User14: User26 little bit of french, little bit of spanish, some german, and a smattering of others
User26: :-)
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Mez]  by ChanServ
User17: Seveas, but, you promised me :-D
User14: User17 what were you promised?
User24: a shotgun wedding
User17: Seveas said I was the only one for him
User17: I made my SFD t-shirts :-)
User14: alrighty then
User17: :D
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Mez]  by ChanServ
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Amaranth]  by ChanServ
User11: hmm, how about having ubotu default to linking to the wiki page for X if factoid !X does not yet exist, but the wiki page does?
User3: mc44 called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic
User3: In #ubuntu, gnewsensical said: !downloader is a download manager. To see a comparison of popular download managers for Linux, Windows and Mac, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_download_managers
* xp_killer hi 
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Gary]  by ChanServ
User19: User11 but then ubotu has to read https://wiki.ubuntu.com/X and parse it to see if it's the non-existent page template or not
* mode/#ubuntu-ops [+v Pici]  by ChanServ
User9: User19 or it could sync the existing pages list weekly and scan that
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