Any list of things,
"funny things, should be three things long.
"The third one should be the funniest."
He said, "That's right.
"So you should have done three of the things.
"The third one should have been either the Balamory ruler penis
"or the pencil sharpener anus," he said.
"But only the pencil sharpener anus,
"if you'd had the foresight to tie it back in to the bleeding."
(LAUGHTER)
But he said... "What I did," he said,
"You should have gone in there, 1, 2, 3, out."
"What I did," he said, "was I had way more surgical procedures done
"than I knew would be optimally funny."
(LAUGHTER)
"But knowing your work,"
he said, "I've seen you and I know how you work,"
"I knew that you would feel obliged to list them all."
(LAUGHTER)
"And that would mean that while there were pockets
"of hilarity in the room,
"on the whole, a list that long
"would cause the trust and energy in the room to dissipate."
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