The long-awaited story of... (bleating)
That week started just like any other.
Barney woke up in some girl's bed.
In my experience, the way this normally goes is,
We lie here for a while,
Make a little awkward chitchat.
Check.
Then I make up some cabinet meeting, heart surgery,
Rocket test flight I've got to be at,
Slip out of the apartment and never call you again.
And later at the bar,
You tell your good friend robin
The story of your latest conquest,
And she thinks to herself,
"who is this sad, self-loathing idiot
Who climbed into bed with barney stinson?"
Hmm.
Actually, you usually say that out loud.
(sighs)
So...
I just slept with my best friend's ex-girlfriend.
And I just slept
With my ex-boyfriend's really good friend.
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