It'll work, you'll see.
Cartman!
I will not stand by and let you cheat your way to winning the Special Olympics!
Why?
Because.
What are you gonna do, Kyle?
Tell on me?
Then you'll be a great big no-good double-faced poopy-pants tattle-tale!
Is that really how you deal with your problems?
!
Grow up, Kyle!
All I have to do is make people think I'm handicapped, and I get a thousand dollars.
It won't be easy, but nothing worth having ever is.
Darrrr.
Durrrr.
I wanna be in the Special Olympics.
Bull's eye!
Oh!
Agh!
Just, just a second!
Hang on, I'm I'm, coming.
Jim, it's your father!
I said I'm coming!
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