YEAH, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT."
"WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CAREER?"
YOU THINK I'M GONNA RELY ON MY BODY TO GET WOMEN?
NO.
MY 18th BIRTHDAY, I STOOD NAKED IN THE MIRROR,
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU BETTER WRITE SOME JOKES."
YEAH, IT'S ALSO EXHAUSTING BEING A GUY.
A GIRL SAID RECENTLY...
SHE GOES,
"I'M SO SICK OF GUYS HITTING ON ME."
GREAT, I'M SO SICK OF HITTING ON YOU.
IT'S BORING.
IT'S SO...
YOU DON'T THINK I HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?
I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE.
I'M THERE.
IT'S ALSO SO TIME-CONSUMING.
LIKE, I JUST WANT TO, LIKE, RUN INTO THE STORE AND RUN OUT.
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M STUCK IN THE PARKING LOT,
LIKE, "HEY, MISS, I LOVE YOUR BLOUSE."
"WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
"I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT,
BUT MY DICK WANTED ME TO ASK."
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