- Mm-hmm.
You mean to tell me that for a full year you were on the run
- from the Russian mafia?
- Well, a Russian mafia.
I can't believe you never told me any of this stuff.
I just thought you were a dumb freeloader who ate all my food and played video games all day.
You should have seen me in high school.
- There was this one game, Decapathon.
- I remember that game.
I was up for Dr. Decapitator in the movie version.
They said they wanted someone hipper, but the part ended up going to Robert Downey.
- Junior?
- If it was Junior,
I would have said, "Junior."
That game basically destroyed my life.
I flunked out of school, my girlfriend left me.
I mean, I didn't stop playing until my mom threw me out of the house.
I mean, that's when I first realized, you know,
- I'm a total screw-up.
- You're not a screw-up anymore, Todd.
You're about to have a hit rock opera on your hands.
I'm really glad you think that.
I got Princess Carolyn to invite Virgil Van Cleef
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