I'm going to miss that.
Oh, so, my, uh, parents' 40th anniversary's coming up and I can't think of a thing to get them.
Damn, can you imagine being married to someone for 40 years?
Not anymore.
Anyway, any ideas on a gift?
Well, what are some of the things they like?
They used to like going to the Mumbai Symphony, but last year my mom thought they were phoning it in.
Then my dad said based on their love life, she should know about phoning it in.
He said that to her?
Well, they weren't speaking at the time, so he had a servant say it to her.
Oh, maybe I could make a gift for them.
I know how much you guys love the coasters I made for you.
They're yours in the divorce.
Hey.
What're you working on?
Remember when I said if you went through with your surgery, there was a one-in-700,000 chance of dying?
Yeah...?
Well, I've been crunching the numbers, and so far, I've gotten your probability of death all the way to a sphincter-tightening one in 300.
Great timing.
My "check sphincter" light just went on.
Leonard, what if you have an allergic reaction to the surgeon's latex gloves?
I'm not allergic to latex.
Well, then why don't you wear the rubber gloves
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