Yeah, and I told you not to be so fussy and to get stuck in.
You're more likely to get somewhere with a fatso, cos they're grateful for the attention.
Even from a loser like you.
- Dad.
- They say any port in a storm, and she was the size of a fucking port!
I know what you're up to.
You think, cos she's so massive, she'll count as two shags.
Well, she doesn't!
- I get plenty of girls.
- No, you bloody don't.
And even if you did, what could you do with that thing?
- It's like a McDonald's chip!
- Dad.
You definitely take after your mum in the cock-size department.
- She ain't got one either!
- Can you just leave me alone for once?
All right, all right.
Bloody hell, he's just like his mum.
Make one little joke and he has a shit fit!
Fuck this.
Are these the only toilets, then?
Oh, God.
I'd give trap number two a couple of minutes.
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