But one night, he'd gone to a feast in a villa and there near his village, as he was returning home, his horse reached a crossroads and would go no further.
He saw a woman in black nearby the church.
"Do you need anything, ma'am?" And the lady asked him if he could take her home.
He helped her to sit on the gig and whipped the horse.
But the horse, instead of going to his village, turned down the road leading to the cemetery and stopped there right outside of the gates.
He kept whipping the horse, but it wouldn't move.
"This is my home," said the lady.
"Help me down, please."
He didn't know how much was in his pocket.
What could he do?
He got down and went around to help the lady.
"Give me your hand, ma'am." The lady then stood and said to him,
"My hand?
You have my hand!"
Blessed Mother, you scared me to death!
You scared the kids!
- Do you know any other stories?
- You scared me to death.
- Damn it!
- What happened?
He fell in the manure!
Cow manure.
Or did he do it in his pants?
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