Yes, not so Jewish.
More like that man who rode by before.
- We've done it again!
- You silly witches!
(Narrator) History has known many liars -
Copernicus, Goebbels,
Saint Ralph the Liar.
But there have been none quite so vile as the Tudor king, Henry VII.
He rewrote history to portray his predecessor, Richard III, as a deformed maniac who killed his nephews in the Tower.
But the real truth is that Richard was a kind, thoughtful man who cherished his young wards.
In particular Richard, Duke of York, who grew into a big, strong boy.
Henry claimed he won the Battle of Bosworth Field, and killed Richard III.
Again, the truth is very different.
It was Richard, Duke of York, who became king after Bosworth Field and reigned for 13 glorious years.
As for who killed Richard III and how Henry Tudor escaped with his life, all is revealed in this, the first chapter of a history never told, the history of The Black Adder.
Silence, silence for the King!
Now is the summer of our sweet content, made o'ercast winter by these Tudor clowns.
And I that am not shaped for black-faced war... (Cheering)
..I that am rudely cast and want true majesty... (Booing)
..am forced to fight to set sweet England free.
I pray to Heaven we fare well and all who fight us go to hell!
(All) Hurrah!
Absolutely, hurrah!
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