I'd like to know...
Are you single?
Well, yes, woman who should be selling it a little more, I am single.
[Groans]
Come on!
No, it's good.
You got picked for the after-party.
Oh, see if you can get a plus-one.
Oh, oh.
So I'll be in my chair and all comfy watching TV, without fail...
"Jeff, can you come in here?
"We need to discuss something unimportant that can absolutely wait."
"Oh, I'm Audrey.
What would I rather have, $800 or a closet full of yarn?"
- Jeff.
- Hold on, I'm on a roll here.
Here's a little tip.
Don't ever ask your mom "how was your day?"
Unless you've got an hour to kill.
Jeff.
How was your day?
What you've heard is true.
For some women, the satisfaction I provide is almost too intense.
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