Do not screw me on this, Jim.
We're not in a relationship.
She calls me at night after work.
We talk for a minute, and then she says, "Should I come over?"
And what am I supposed to say?
- You say, "Yes."
- I say, "Yes."
If you're dating someone on February 14th, you take them out on February 14th.
What's February 14th?
- Valentine's Day.
- Yes.
Here's your itinerary.
You made reservations at her favorite restaurant, Dell'anima.
You got her a horse charm for her charm bracelet.
This is a bottle of her favorite wine.
And this is some slutty lingerie for whatever disgusting thing you guys do later.
And the 60-second bathtub is for hygiene?
You can't have sex in a bathtub.
It doesn't work.
Yes, it does.
You just have to slip yourself...
- Thank you.
- I'd like to hear more.
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