44 fictional character names revealed 44 fictional character names revealed Twitter Cookie Monster has a real name, you’ve just been to big of a jerk to get to know him as a monster. Find out the real names of 44 famous fictional characters, including everyone’s favorite blue glutton, Sid. They got off to a bad start with Poppin’ Fresh, which everyone already knows, but was uphill from there. It never even occurred to me that the prisoner on a Monopoly board would have a name. I just assumed he was Prisoner #24601. Share This Javert | Playing the Point Playing the Point No themes. No focus. Anything goes. Main menu The Saga of 24601 The image comes from Huffingtonpost.com The Positivist Theory of criminal law essentially calls for rehabilitation of the convict. But, as some studies show, prisoners do not tend to reform; they become worse. They are debased and robbed of their self-respect. They transform into animals and are sorrily identified by their prison numbers. Thus, it is no wonder why felons are deemed incapable of redemption. Sometimes, however, a prisoner evolves and becomes a better person due to faith, god, or both.

This is exactly what happened to Prisoner 24601, the fictional inmate known as Jean Valjean. Jean Valjean acts as the central character in Victor Hugo’s French historical novel entitled Les Miserables. Considered as one of the best books of the nineteenth century, the written work has been adopted into a successful Broadway play bearing the same namesake. In December 2012, Victor Hugo’s written piece became even more famous when Working Title Films released the novel’s British musical drama movie version. And taking away the hype, the motion picture does not disappoint. Hugh Jackman, playing Jean Valjean, does not just act the part; he becomes the character. Mr. Jackman accomplished this by shedding weight to credibly play Les Miserables’ protagonist. But, being Valjean cannot not just about losing heft or bulk. The actor taking on the role must effectively show that Valjean is an animal who longs to regain his humanity. Mr. Jackman successfully accomplishes this feat, too. Anne Hathaway, portraying Fantine, also provides a masterful performance. Like Mr. Jackman, she became her character. She lost 25 pounds for the role.

She also morphed into a mother who desperately tried to provide for her child and in the process descended to hell. The way she metaphorically lost her soul surely can elicit a tear from the most stoic person. As for the other actors, they also display impressive acting. Eddie Redmayne takes on the role of the idealistic and hopelessly in love Marius. Amanda Seyfried plays sweet but determined Cosette. Sacha Baron Cohen (more popularly known as Borat) and Helena Bonham Carter portray the roles of Thérnadier and Madamme Thérnadier respectively. They not only provide the comic relief but also steal the scenes. Samantha Barks takes on the role of Éponine, a girl whose love remained unrequited until her bloody demise. The acting is not the only factor worth noting in the film. The costumes and cinematography are first rate. The singing generally must be praised, too. The glowing attributes of the movie, however, do not totally dominate the film. Like any other motion picture, it does fall short on few aspects. First, the running time of 157 minutes can be quite challenging to one’s patience and bladder.

Second, Russell Crowe seems to be miscast as Javert. His acting is beyond reproach. His singing, however, is wanting. In spite of the setbacks above, watching Les Miserables can be quite the experience. Don’t be surprised to hear parts of the audience sing while the movie plays. Do not be taken aback when others weep during dramatic moments. But, regardless of the varied reactions, one thing stands out: viewers will be spellbound. So as the saga of Prisoner 24601 finishes its run in theaters, fans must move on. Hollywood must continue with its business. But, the movie making capital of the world should remember to fill the void soon. It’s time for another Broadway musical to rise. It’s time for “The Movie in My Mind.” NCC-24601 | FanFiction FanFiction Joined 05-23-13, id: 4742285, Profile Updated: 08-06-14 Author has written 12 stories for South Park. TRIVIA: I also write poetry. It's not very good poetry. It's not versed particularly well, it doesn't rhyme...

Oh wait, I'm thinking of normal writing. My name is not 24601. But that's what you're going to call me. That or James. Which is also not my name. But it will be. One day... I fear I'm a bit old for this site. I honestly do not care. I also think I might be the wrong gender for this site given the generous amount of "high erotica" (porn) on here. Nothing against that but the thing is if I get caught reading stories about people from fiction fucking each other raw, people might think I'm gay. Which is halfway accurate, but I'm not ready to come out yet. Oh, anonymity is so nice. The point is I do not care. I like South Park, and that's the only part of this site I'll be touching. Why do I elect to have Les Misérables as my username then? I like Les Mis too. But in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 his prisoner number is also 24601. I appreciate the reference and therefore it all works out, balance is restored to the universe.

(If you want to know, I pronounce it "Ley Mizerabe" because I'm not French) I'm on Tumblr too. Hit me up . Oh, and I like Star Trek. A lot. If you're reading this in deadpan, you're doing it right. If not, start again and do so. I live in Britain. That's all you're getting. I've seen Heaven and Hell here, in the form of London and Swansea. Avoid Swansea. It's a shit hole. I'm running out of things to say now. I've been told I remind people of Kenny (unfortunately not with regards to male equipment) and Craig (sociopath). People think I might kill someone some day. And I won't. Because once they're dead you can't hurt them any more. Of course by that I mean because I'm really a nice fluffy person who wouldn't hurt anything that has a spine. Except dogs, but they scare the living fuck out of me and I might panic one day, but not deliberately. One day I might do a South Park personality test or something. And one day I might go pony trekking under the sea with Bob Marley.

Cover/Avatar: Both come from Zero Punctuation reviews, something I've been using pictures from for avatars for a long time because Yahtzee is just kind of awesome. The avatar is from Transformers: War for Cybertron and the standard cover is from iPhone games. I use them because they're funny. COOL WALL Further to the right, the cooler it is. I've missed a few out because I can't go through all possible permutations, so I've stuck to either what I've seen or would like to see more of. I've also probably got a few pairing names wrong or made them up. If you're not sure, ask me and I'll hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge. Will be updated occasionally. South Park Personality Quiz: Written live, and you have absolutely no idea how long it took me to find one that had questions/answers that I couldn't aim for immediately. And even then it's a bit obvious. 1) A bully starts harassing you at school. You: Turn the other cheek and ignore him Fight back immediately (Verbally) Run to the principal Plot an intricate revenge scheme 2) Aliens have landed and start giving your best friend an anal probe. What do you do?

Stand by and laugh (That shit would be hilarious) Tell your parents Try to find a moral lesson in the events 3) Which of these celebrities do you most enjoy making fun of? Jennifer Lopez George Lucas (I'm still not forgiving him for Indiana Jones 4 or Star Wars 2) Mel Gibson 4) How important is your religious background to you? Extremely important Pretty important, but it doesn't define me I only go to church every once in awhile Religion? Who cares? (Atheism right there) 5) Your parents are: Always caught up in their own dramas Always willing to give in to what you want Kind of embarrassing (Obvious question alert) Too overprotective 6) Which game interests you the most? Anything on the Nintendo Wii Guitar Hero World of Warcraft (Had an account for years, shut up) 7) How's your love life? You've had many different crushes, but never anything serious You've had a couple of relationships You've had one crush for many years You only get action in your dreams (Am I bovvered though?) 8) Your friend is having an awesome birthday party.

You: Trick them into inviting you Ask politely if you can attend Go if they invite you, find other plans if they don't (I never get invited to anything and I don't like asking) Assume you won't be invited and make other plans 9) What role do you usually play in a group? Always the leader The tag along (Say nothing, do nothing, occasionally make wry observations) 10) What's your home atmosphere like? Kind of poor and downtrodden (This one was tough. There's no secrets, my parents aren't wacky, just embarrassing, and my siblings have long moved out. It's not so much poor, but downtrodden...in a respect. The word I would use is BORING.) Fine, except your sibling gets all the attention Normal aside from your wacky parents Full of secrets and lies 11) Which color do you enjoy the most? (OBVIOUSOBVIOUSOBVIOUS) Orange Red (The blood of angry men! Black: The dark of ages past!) Blue 12) Which of these annoys you the most?

Hippies The stupid schemes your friends come up with Your parents (Used to be people making fun of me but that doesn't annoy me any more) People making fun of you 13) What's the worst thing you've ever done? Lied to friends or family Stolen something (I did give it back later...two years later...) Plotted revenge on someone and never gone through with it Something so terrible it should never be spoken of again 14) When you die, you think you'll end up in: Heaven Hell Neither You plan to live forever (As Riker said to Picard. Yes, I plan to live forever or die trying.) 15)You get sucked into Imaginationland. Which fictional character are you most excited to meet? Aslan the lion (I would be most excited to meet Dr. McCoy actually, but of these Liam Neeson's lion disguise is the one I would like most. Because Liam Neeson.) A leprechaun Snarf from Thundercats ManBearPig RESULT: I am Kenny. Not the best communicator, but a loyal friend. Get made fun of, but stay upbeat and don't let them get at me. Awful luck.

There's got to be a better test out there. I started one once, never finished it, if someone could send me one that's not blatantly fucking obvious then I will be so happy. I Never Thought it'd be You by mcwhoredick reviews After Wendy calls off her and Stan's relationship on New Year's eve she's positive they're over forever, then she finds herself falling for someone she never expected. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Wendy Testaburger, Kenny M.] Bebe S., Stan M. Three Dresses by indirectkissesiniceland reviews If Mom could afford to buy you dresses, she would. Since she can't, she makes due.

South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] Stuart M., Carol M. - Complete Simple and Clean by rensrenegade reviews Chaos and kismet mixed and mingled to create an unavoidable outcome as the two almost innocent boys slept. The bitterness of fate, the oblivion of love, and the wish of destiny held tightly to the two bonds forever sealed. All that was meant to be was forgotten as all that is and should be took its place. And there was nothing the unaware ten year old boys could do.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 466,313 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] Moonlight Cabernet by Courtanie reviews For five months they've been building to this moment, and in the woods in a truck bed with only wine and each other, they're ready to sing that song that only they can understand. K2 South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete Hostage Hand by absababs reviews Kenny likes to hold Craig's hand. Craig may grow to like it. Not that he'd ever say so.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] To Have and to Hold by Courtanie reviews Craig finds himself in possession of his own farmhouse on the outskirts of town. In order to make this new acquistion a home, it's going to take some elbow grease, some new furniture, and a long-awaited redheaded pet of his own. Cryle/K2; N/C, Violence. South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,431 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Craig T., Kyle B., Kenny M.

- Complete This Is Not Your Parent's K2 by fallingwthstyle reviews Kenny once again wakes up in bed newly reincarnated, only this time his former self (who didn't die) walks into their room a few minutes later. Now that there are two of them, they have much to figure out in terms of what to do about their family, social life, and their boyfriend. But…first things first! Kenny/Kenny. "K2"/Butters. COMPLETE. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete An Unhealthy Obsession by Miroir Twin reviews "I want to put you in a cage, it'll be like you're my own pet that I can play with and feed." Kyle keeps on receiving anonymous notes from an apparent stalker and no one can figure out who it is.

He's 99% sure it's his frenemy, Cartman but he denies it. It has to be Cartman, no one else is obsessed with him like Cartman is...right? Yandere!Craig Cryle Oneshot South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Kyle B., Craig T.] - Complete Oiled, Boiled, Sozzled, and Blotto by Courtanie reviews The boys fall off their rocker and into a bed, and Kyle's way too high to know what he's getting himself into. Stylennyman; drug use.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete The Old Boat House by Bro love ski reviews During a storm, Kyle and Kenny are forced to wait it out. K2 South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Kyle B., Kenny M. Lesson Learned by Courtanie reviews Kyle really needs to stop making bets with Kenny, because this last one lost is going to send him down a path he never wanted. Or so he thought. Rated M for ST.

K2 South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete A Favor For A Friend by RileyRiott reviews Stan loses a bet and goes to Kyle with an unusual (and intimate) request to help pay off his debt. In most cases Kyle wouldn't hesitate to help his best friend, but this "favor" could expose his true feeling for Stan and possibly destroy Kyle and their friendship. But what else can Kyle do? Stan needs him and he needs to be needed by Stan...even if it's just for a night. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kyle B., Stan M.

To Fall by scarylolita reviews Craig's boyfriends always leave with the same complaint: "You're high maintenance." He is manipulative and Clyde always falls into his traps. This time, however, he has a hard time getting out. Soon enough, he's drowning. Slash. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] Jason - Complete Strippers of Catan by Courtanie reviews Kyle, Kenny, and Stan are playing a board game as usual, until someone raises the stakes. Now they must fight for resources using...their resources. Rated M for a reason. South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Kyle B., Kenny M.

- Complete Mario Kart turns into a drunken bet that Clyde Donovan and Craig Tucker are both unwilling to lose. Written for Uki's Secret Santa for Mark. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2015 The Blackened Minds by Lana Del Something reviews A South Park fanfic set in an alternate universe. In 1940's Germany each one of the four boys plays a certain role in World War 2, some good, some evil. Rated M for Death, scandal, infidelity, violence and revolution. South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.

An Education by hollycomb reviews AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.' South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete What Remains by scarylolita reviews Craig and Kenny's relationship is hardly vanilla, but they like it that way. Dysfunction is something the both of them have grown comfortable with. Sadly, their seemingly perfect romance goes down the drain after Kenny makes a drunken mistake. Craig doesn't hesitate to retaliate and it causes a bigger stir than they anticipated. Slash/warnings inside.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] Bebe S., Red - Complete Stranded by Ben Barrett reviews Kenny, Cartman and Butters are on their high school senior trip, driving across the country. When the car breaks down in the wilderness not far from South Park, Kenny meets a kid named Stan Marsh. But Stan is not all that he appears to be. He's hiding something. And when Kenny discovers the truth, it is the last thing he was ever expecting. AU. Oneshot. Style. South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete Positive and Negative by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews AU.

I have been recently adopted, have a rough past, find myself in a ridiculously superstitious country village, not to mention in 1782 England, and it seems that one of those mysterious 'fairies' that everyone is afraid of will not leave me alone, claiming that he, 'Kenneth McCormick', is somehow in love with me. Oh well, he is better than that Damien. Poor Phillip. Bunny, Dip. South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,514 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] [Damien, Pip P.] Serendipity by amporasbutt reviews Wherein Craig Tucker struggles to cope with the fact that he might not have to do everything on his own.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete I Would Be So Happy by BreakfastWithBlockhead reviews Bebe and Clyde have been on again, off again since elementary school. Craig is Clyde's roommate and an antisocial asshole. A turbulent love triangle ensues and Craig discovers that sometimes it's possible to only really meet someone after having known them for years. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Craig T., Clyde D., Bebe S. Cold Blood by scarylolita reviews Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete Kings over the Parkway by rensrenegade reviews Valentine's Day. "They... they were... together?" he strained to ask through his crying. Stan sniffled. "No, Ky..." Stan trailed off as he looked up at the ceiling. His vision blurred and his cheeks burned from heat, "they are together." He closed his eyes, and let the tears finally fall.

"And they always will be." South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete A Letter From Stan by Llama-Egg reviews "I've only got seven days," Those were the words that Stan feared most after speaking to his Super Best Friend for the first time in a year. Startlingly, it seemed he only had a week before Kyle was gone for good; there would be no avoiding death this time, and there would be no last minute hero to save the day. South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.

Pockets Full of Stones by rensrenegade reviews Why didn't you like call the cops or something?" "Cops can't be involved, even I know that's how Kenny works. You guys honestly think I would let someone drown." He didn't ask, he stated his question. Kyle looked at him and he shook his head, "it's not like I don't actualy care about anything at all." Creek. Bunny. Style. South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete Mouths Making Foreign Sounds by scarlettshazam reviews Everybody's slept with Kenny McCormick. One night, boyfriends Craig and Tweek decide that it's a good idea to make the two of them the three of them instead - and invite Kenny to join them in the bedroom. Porn PWP. Oneshot.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete Memento Mori Memento Vivere by rensrenegade reviews "Years had passed. First it was five years. Then ten. Twenty. Then fifty came around. One hundred. Two-hundred. And after that... well, he never lost count. It was the only thing that kept him sane. He had never allowed himself this moment. He couldn't bear it. But now... he had to..." Warnings: Implied, mentioned slash but can be looked over. Death. South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.

- Complete Stan's Gift by Completely Original Pen Name reviews RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete Where the Sun Shines by scarylolita reviews Lies spread like wildfire and when the truth finally shows itself, Craig Tucker finds it hard to accept. Slight Crenny. South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M.

- Complete Wo Ai Ni by X180 reviews In which Kevin is bilingual and Clyde desperately wants to know what he's saying. ONESHOT/ STOLOVAN South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Clyde D., Kevin S.] - Complete Misunderstood by Gwendolyn Marie T reviews Randy has a big misunderstanding.. South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Stan M., Red - Complete Lunch time with a poor boy by SPlover187 reviews Kyle and Kenny eat lunch together. Kenny has a gross cheese sandwich while Kyle has a turkey sandwich. This can only end in a few ways. ONE SHOT K2!

South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete Toward the End of Time by hollycomb reviews Kyle is back in South Park for Thanksgiving. Stan gets in touch, as usual. South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete Hold Fast by scarylolita reviews Kyle returns to South Park after being gone for nearly ten years; however, the person to return isn't the one who left. Kenny now has to deal with past relationships, broken friendships, a sick roommate, his drug dealing family, and a very secretive redhead all while trying to maintain normalcy. In the end, it's harder than it looks and he seeks comfort in danger.

Dark themes, K2. South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] [Tweek T., Craig T.] - Complete Spirit Animals by hollycomb reviews Cartman wants to film his amateur ghost hunting show at the site of the grisly McCormick massacre. Stan hates the idea but can't stay away, because Kyle will be there.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete A Wallet, a Theatre, and Some Aliens by Tikal Tyrant reviews It is a few weeks until Stan's birthday, but more pressing matters are at hand when a trip to the mall turns into a visit with a hungry alien queen. Is Stan and Kyle's super best friendship strong enough to save them both, or will one have to be sacrificed? South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete Summer Sucks by scarylolita reviews Kenny is a rentboy in trouble, sinking deeper and deeper into the town's dark underbelly.

Kyle wants to pull him back to the surface, but Kenny isn't one to accept help easily. Slash, K2. South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete Of Touching and Torture by Kayotics reviews Stan wants to just comfort and calm Kyle down with some soft touches, but all he's really doing is turning Kyle on.

[Stan x Kyle, One-Shot, Style, M/M, Rated M for sexual content] South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete (Don't Go) Chasing Waterfalls by daiikenkai reviews Karen is hiding something and Ruby Tucker is very determined to get it out of her - and of course, use it against her every chance she can. Karen/Ruby. PWP. Also sort of a crackfic? Idk, I thought it was funny. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Karen McCormick - Complete Some Dieting by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman.

But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot - South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete The Final Funeral of Kenny McCormick by ArtsySkat reviews This is it. This is the end. He's really gone. Oneshot. Style and Crenny side pairings. South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Kenny M. - Complete (I'm Trying To Be Sincere) by 1kgal reviews Kenny loves fireworks. He also loves other things- like the gum under his desk and surprising people in bathroom stalls. He's not the ideal guy for...anything, but that doesn't matter. Why avoid the inevitable?

Why not have fun as the dirty guy he is? [Previously titled "Fireworks"] South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,501 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. Please Remain Indoors by howtodisappearcompletely reviews "It is 472 days since the Event. The season is currently: the Dark Season. This is the Survival Broadcast for March: We have had no further contact from Washington since connection was lost, there are no new developments to report. Please remain indoors." Hiding underground with the other survivors, Kyle has all but given up. But is everyone else really dead?

South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete What Happened in 1637 by pinkfloyd1770 reviews Clyde sells tulips and wonders about his lot in life. Craig has allergies. Together, they make it work. Craig/Clyde South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews "Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me.

And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete The Talk by Fudgyokra reviews "This time I won't accidentally tell everyone that you call me 'daddy' in bed." South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete Closest to Heaven by scarylolita reviews Kenny wants freedom, but Kyle isn't quite ready to let him go. Slash.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete Gone by scarylolita reviews Death is a frequent visitor in the town of South Park. When he claims his latest victim, Craig acts like everything is fine; however, Kenny knows him better than that. Slash, Crenny. South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete He's A Waitin' by cybergothhh reviews Kenny's not the one Craig's waiting for.

[One Shot] South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete Nowhere to Go by Lana Del Something reviews A story about Kenny, focused on Kenny's abuse and anger. Possible slash scene/smut in chapters to come. Slight RedxKenny depending on your view South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M., Red - Complete Victims of Immolation by Koi Carp reviews Years of working with Christophe and Gregory has turned Kyle into a heartless killer. But as two old friends merge back into his life, Kyle learns that he is not completely dead inside. Slash.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,065 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete Pass the Salt by Fudgyokra reviews Stan and Kyle had a simple plan: To come out as a couple to the Broflovskis during dinner one night. It seemed easy enough, but then Stan slips up and arbitrarily traumatizes the entire family. South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete Things That Hurt by scarylolita reviews Craig is on a downward spiral and Kenny is trying hard to keep him sane. Slash, Crenny.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete Submissive by kai-kakashi reviews Craig's been naughty, he's being 'punished' for it X) South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete Bookmarks by Eerily reviews Craig left for college, leaving Tweek alone in their empty apartment. Lonely and desperate, Tweek finds small comforts in the icy blue eyes of another. TWENNY, but Creek at heart.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete Cursed by scarylolita reviews Kenny is tired. He's tired of living, dying, and everything in between. Kyle wants to help, but unfortunately, Kenny isn't the only one in South Park with problems. K2. South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,988 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews The last few days were treacherously warm.

WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete Doggie Style by Koi Carp reviews Kyle's being a bitch and there's a dog leash. Let drunken Stan do the math. M for stupid smut. South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete Where Is My Mind by spazmoid reviews sibling story to "And the Angels Sang":: It was Kenny's fault for them falling apart. Their red string had still been there, he just had not wanted to grab it.

Now all he had were the "maybe's." South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete And the Angels Sang by spazmoid reviews Wanting. He wanted so much moremoremore than liquor, wine, vodka and beer. He wanted more than laundry that spilt onto the floor now, and the insane wanting was sending him down, farther and farther. South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete His Motivation by Koi Carp reviews Kenny's been chopping wood for over an hour and Kyle wants to know how he can keep on going. The blond tells him with a little too much detail. M for Kenny's dirty mouth.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete Edge of the Knife by D.D.Darkwriter reviews Kenny and Kyle can't wait to get back at Cartman for always being a racist jerk. But, when it comes to payback, is there a limit in what they will do? Doubtful when Dark Kenny is involved. Rape, violence, gore. MXMXM contact, noncon. Little OOC. South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. An Exercise in Relaxation reviews Kyle spends far too much time on his university work, and he's getting stressed out by it. His roommate has had enough.

South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] A Watery Hole in the Ground reviews World War One. Kenny McCormick, who has signed up to the British Army to escape from his life as an orphan, now effectively lives in a small dugout on the front line in northern France with his friend Butters and four other men. All there is to do is watch the German line and wait for orders to arrive. But when they come, Kenny finds himself wishing to have those dull days back. South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Kenny M., Butters S., Craig T.

- Complete A Hundred Oneshots for a Hundred Prompts reviews In which I swing in late to join in PinkXCloud's and SpellboundWinter's challenge thing. Focusing a bit on Crenny (obviously) and Stendy. No promises of anything so I'll rate M just to play safe. South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] Chess reviews Kyle plays chess against himself in his spare time, there not being any other people who can play the game at his level in town. Then an opponent appears for him. Unfortunately for Kyle, the stakes in the game he ends up playing are really high - he cannot afford to lose.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete Divorce reviews Sheila Broflovski wants a divorce from her mentally ill husband. He agreed. Kyle heard him agree. So how, Kyle wonders, did it come to this? Written for the SPRMB 2013. South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M., Gerald B. - Complete Juggling reviews Kenny loves Kyle. Kyle loves Kenny. Kenny loves Craig. Craig loves Kenny. And Kenny would very much like it if he could keep them both in the dark about each other. Written for the SPRMB 2013.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete Field Trip reviews Craig (very reluctantly) goes on the history field trip to Machu Picchu in Peru. It doesn't exactly take long for him to end up in a delicate situation regarding a blonde, some photographs, and a fatass with a penchant for making other people's lives miserable. Written for the SPRMB 2013. South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] Eric Cartman - Complete Rise reviews After his actions during a riot, Kenny finds himself doing some soul searching. After getting advice from the least likely of sources he finds himself firmer in his beliefs and opinions of right and wrong.

And when rumours of conspiracy rise amid the crisis, Kenny starts taking action. South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Kenny M. - Complete Day One reviews Craig's first day of preschool looks set to be a horribly boring affair - right up until another kid, through no fault of their own, earns his ire. South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete More Ways to Die reviews For an end-of-term school project, Kenny teams up with Craig to research and make a presentation on crime and punishment - or more specifically, capital punishment. Over the course of the project, though, Craig ends up finding out a little more than he bargained for.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete Mentos reviews In the wake of the premature death of one of the boys, Kyle quickly discovers that while the unfortunate boy may not have been his best friend, the loss will affect him more than he'd anticipated. T because of language and something a little bit nasty at the end. South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete South Park 101 reviews While far from everything you will need to know about life in your new home in South Park, memorise this and you'll know enough that if it's a quiet mountain town life you're looking for, you've made a horrible, horrible mistake.

(T is for one incidence of horrifying language, yay first submission, all that stuff) South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete Translation of Jean valjean in English Free Download Now! Jean valjean in English Jean Valjean is a fictional character and the protagonist of Victor Hugo's 1862 novel Les Misérables. Hugo depicts the character's 19-year-long struggle to lead a normal life after serving a prison sentence for stealing bread to feed his sister's children during a time of economic depression and various attempts to escape from prison. Valjean is also known in the novel as Monsieur Madeleine, Ultime Fauchelevent, Monsieur Leblanc, and Urbain Fabre; the libretto mentions he is Prisoner 24601. Unlike the others, Monsieur Leblanc is not an alias that Valjean uses but a nickname given to him by Marius because of his white hair.

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Question: Which fictional Frenchman was prisoner 24601?
Answer: (Jean) Valjean