Jessica Rabbit (Character) - Quotes Jessica Rabbit (Character) Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Jessica Rabbit : You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. Eddie Valiant : You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do. Jessica Rabbit : I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Roger Rabbit : [after bursting in through the drain, holding a gun] Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it! Jessica Rabbit : Roger, darling! Roger Rabbit : That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. Judge Doom : Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool! Roger Rabbit : That's it, Doom. Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead. So you thought you could get away with it, didn't you? Ha! We toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid. We demand justice. Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks.

[a ton of bricks falls on Roger from above] Jessica Rabbit : Roger! Roger, say something! Roger Rabbit : [Stars circle around Roger's head] Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul. [Jessica and Roger are tied up together, about to get dipped by Judge Doom's Dip-O-Matic Vehicle] Jessica Rabbit : Roger, darling. I want you to know I love you. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit. Judge Doom : Can you guess what this is? [Turns tap handle, Dip pours out onto a silver plate] Jessica Rabbit : Oh my God, it's DIP! Judge Doom : That's right, my dear! Enough to dip Toon Town off the face of the earth! [Removes the curtain, revealing a vehicle that contains a tonne of dip stored] Judge Doom : Vehicle of my own design; 5,000 gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toon Town will be erased in a matter of minutes. Eddie Valiant : Seriously, what do you see in that guy?

[Eddie turns around; Jessica slaps him and walks away] Jessica Rabbit : I hope you're proud of yourself, and those pictures you took. Eddie Valiant : So, how long have you known it was Doom? Jessica Rabbit : Before poor Marvin was killed, he confided in me that Judge Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn't stop at anything. Eddie Valiant : So he gave you the will for safe keeping. Jessica Rabbit : That's what he told me, except when I opened the envelope, there was only a blank piece of paper inside. Eddie Valiant : Ha! A joker to the end. Roger Rabbit : Oh, Love Cup. Jessica Rabbit : [kisses Roger] Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength. Eddie Valiant : Everything's funny to you, ain't it, needlenose? Smart Ass : You got a problem with that, Valiant? Eddie Valiant : No, I just want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip.

[Pulls a lever on a calliope, which plays "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] Eddie Valiant : [singing] Now Roger is his name / Laughter is his game / C'mon you dope, untie his rope / And watch him go insane. [He starts dancing and tumbling around, as the weasels laugh] Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Jessica's Famous Scene - YouTube Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Jessica's Famous Scene Want to watch this again later? Sign in to add this video to a playlist. Need to report the video? Sign in to report inappropriate content. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Loading... Rating is available when the video has been rented. This feature is not available right now. Please try again later. Uploaded on Mar 15, 2011 This is a clip of Jessica Rabbit's famous line, "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Enjoy! I do not own this, I did not make this. "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is copyrighted by Touchstone Picture Films and not me.

Category Jessica Rabbit | Disney Wiki | Fandom powered by Wikia Jessica Rabbit is Roger Rabbit 's Toon human wife and the tritagonist in Disney/ Touchstone 's 1988 hybrid feature film Who Framed Roger Rabbit . In the book Who Censored Roger Rabbit, she was an amoral upcoming star and former comic strip character, over whom her estranged husband, fellow comic strip star Roger Rabbit, obsessed. In the film, she is re-imagined as a sultry but moral cartoon actress and singer at a Los Angeles supper club called the Ink and Paint Club . Contents Background Physical Description Jessica is a tall, voluptuous woman with a curvy and slender hourglass figure with a narrow waist, huge and broad hips. She has fair skin and long, luxurious red hair with sidebangs that usually cover her right eye. Her green eyes are heavy-lidded and seductive with long dark lashes and accented by shimmering lavender eyeshadow. Her nose is fairly small, especially in relation to her full, red pouting lips. Her ensemble consists of a red sequined strapless dress that reveals a lot of cleavage with a low back, sweetheart neckline, and high thigh slit.

In addition, she wears matching red stilettos, elegant purple opera gloves, and gold stud earrings. Personality She attests to Eddie Valiant that "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Indeed, she proves herself to be selfless and compassionate throughout the movie. Although she seems cool and distant, she has a soft spot for Roger, whom she married because he "makes her laugh", is a better lover than a driver and that he's magnificent and "better than Goofy ". She calls him her "honey bunny" and "darling". She adores him beyond measure and is irrefutably loyal to him. As proof of her love, she tells Eddie that she'll pay any price for Roger and helps prove Roger innocent by assisting with the investigation. She makes it clear that despite what others think of her, she only has eyes for Roger and would do anything for his sake. She proves to be brave, quick-witted and intuitive; she knowingly puts herself at risk to save Roger and Eddie. Yet despite the danger, she maintains a calm composure and exhibits great skill in combat, including handling a gun.

While she maintains a calm and collected demeanor for the most part, the first time she loses her composure is when Judge Doom shows her and Valiant his deadly DIP and machine to destroy Toontown, and when she and her husband are almost sprayed by the deadly substance, she sighs in relief but feels she might faint. Appearances Who Framed Roger Rabbit Jessica is first seen from behind the stage curtains at the Ink and Paint Club, singing "Why Don't You Do Right?" After her show, followed by Eddie, Marvin Acme , owner of Toontown and founder of the Acme Corporation , enters her dressing room and informs her that she absolutely, truly, and honestly murdered the audience one night, and he means it. He says that she was superb while Eddie peers through the keyhole to see what's going on, but Eddie is tossed out into a pile of trash by Bongo , the tuxedoed gorilla bouncer. When Eddie hears Jessica and Marvin talking through a nearby window, he climbs upon a box and peers through a gap in the curtains. Marvin insists that Jessica to play patty cake with him on her bed, but she states that she has a headache.

Marvin says that she promised, and convinces her to do it, so she agrees, but tells him to take off his hand buzzer. While they play patty cake, Eddie pulls out his camera and takes several pictures by order of R.K. Maroon , owner of Maroon Cartoons . Later, after Roger crashes through the studio office window, leaving a rabbit-shaped hole in the glass and blinds, and walks across the road at the Acme factory, crying, he pulls out his wallet to look at photos of him and Jessica on their wedding day, their honeymoon on a beach, and them hugging each other at a bar. The next morning, at the Acme factory, Jessica, angered that Eddie incriminated Roger, slaps his face and scolds him, saying that she hopes he's proud of himself, and the pictures he took. She then storms out. In the deleted sequence, that night, in her dressing room, Jessica, with the wicked Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol , was looked up at by Eddie in search for Marvin's will when the room undarkens. After the removal of his Toon pig mask, Eddie exits his office bathroom, and there is Jessica, waiting.

She states that he's got the wrong idea about her, and asks him help find Roger. She asks him to name his price, and she'll pay it. He says that she must have Roger to make that scam work, but she states that she loves him, and tells Eddie he's got her all wrong and doesn't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way she does. Eddie says that she doesn't know how hard it is being a man looking at her looking the way she does. Then she remarks, "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." Eddie asks Jessica that she wasn't the one he caught playing patty cake with Marvin, and she tells him that he forbade to catch her and was set up to take the pictures because Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. She explains that according to Maroon, if she didn't pose for them, Roger would never work in Maroon Cartoons again, and she says she couldn't let that happen and would do anything for him while she approaches him in a seductive manner with her huge breasts pressed up against him and wraps her arm around him. She claims she's desperate and asks if he can't see how much she needs him.

Eddie's girlfriend, Dolores , steps in the room she is shocked, jealous, and hurt, sees him, with his trousers fallen down, wrapped in Jessica's arms, with her jugs up against him. Eddie struggles to pull up his trousers and as he stands, his head comes up between Jessica's gigantic bosom, making it bounce heavily, then he apologizes. As she exits, Jessica blows a sexy Toon kiss that flutters across the room and lands on his cheek just before Dolores pulls it off in anger. Outside Maroon Cartoons, at twilight, Jessica hits Roger's head with a frying pan and throws her unconscious husband into the trunk of her car, then drops the pan into her handbag. After Maroon's brutal death, she runs to her car and has been looked out the office window and seen by Eddie just before he exits the building. The car chase begins, as he tries to follow her, but she disappears into a tunnel leading to Toontown. Jessica convinces Eddie to help her clear Roger's name. In Toontown, a silhouette of Jessica is seen in a tall apartment building by Eddie.

When he is elevated by Droopy, he opens the door to her apartment only to discover it isn't Jessica as she turns around, drops her hair from her face to reveal ugly Lena, and runs to him with her lips puckering for a kiss, but he slams the door on her, and her lips impale it. After being tricked into plummeting about 500 stories by Tweety Bird and two parachuting Toons ( Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny), but being both saved and kissed by Lena just before she crashes into the wall and knocks herself senseless, he's been pointed at by a gun of Jessica, and a shadow of one pointing itself at him from the other direction casts itself on the wall beside him. Jessica fires at Judge Doom. Then, she shoots, and the gun falls from the shadow's hand. Now Eddie draws his gun, holds her at gunpoint, and tells her to drop hers. Dropping hers, she claims that she just saved his life, but he claims that he doesn't trust anybody or anything. She shows him Doom's gold pistol on the ground, the one that killed Maroon, and Doom pulled the trigger.

Also, she says she was on his tail to Maroon Cartoons, but she was too late to stop him. Suddenly, heard by both, Judge Doom is screaming and running down the alley, and Eddie shoots three times with his Toon gun, but before the bullets reach him, he disappears down a side alley. However, the bullets grind to a halt, then go off in the wrong direction. As Jessica drags Eddie to her car, she is shocked to see the trunk open and empty and asks where Roger is. Eddie replies that he chickened out back at the studio, but she tells him that she struck Roger on the head with her pan and put him in the trunk, so he wouldn't be hurt. Eddie says that it makes perfect sense. She decides that they will take his car. However, he points down the road where swerving tire marks lead off into the distance past burst fire hydrants and knocked-over lampposts and states that he's got a feeling someone already took it, and she says that from the looks of it, it was Roger who was never good behind the wheel.

Just then, they hear a siren, and she warns him that the Toon Patrol is coming, and decides that they'll take Gingerbread Lane. When Eddie sticks out his thumb by accident, Benny the Cab appears out of nowhere. They jump in and speed along the tunnel leaving Toontown. Eddie demands how long Jessica knew it was Doom, and she explains that Marvin confided that Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown and he would stop at nothing before the keeper was killed by a giant safe falling on his head. Maroon gave her his will for safe keeping, but when she opened the envelope, there was a blank sheet of paper inside. And Eddie says, "Huh! A joker 'til the end." So Benny impatiently asks where he's taking them because his meter's running, and Jessica tells him she has to find Roger because she's worried about him and tells Eddie that what she sees in Roger makes her laugh. As they leave the tunnel, Doom tips a barrel of Dip onto the road. Benny spins around on it, screaming in pain, and crashes into a lamppost, tossing Eddie and Jessica out and onto the ground. Now they are taunted by the bullish Doom.

When the Toon Patrol drive out of the tunnel and pull up by their boss, they put their captives in his van and go to the Acme factory. At the factory, Greasy , one of Doom's five weasels, volunteers to frisk Jessica, rolls up his sleeve, and puts his hand inside her bottomless cleavage. However, there is a snapping sound, and he rapidly withdraws his hand from her rack with a bear trap on it, screaming in pain, causing the other weasels to laugh, and Eddie says, "Nice booby trap." Doom whacks Greasy into a pile of boxes spilling false eyes across the floor and asks his Toon minions if she and Eddie have the will or not, but Smarty , Doom's lieutenant, says that it is just Roger's love letter. Doom says that it doesn't count. Then, he warns Eddie and Jessica that if the will won't surface in the next 15 minutes, Toontown will be legally his; lock, stock, and barrel.

As Roger is entering the factory, Doom walks up to a large object covered by a tarp, drops a silver tray onto the floor, pulls it aside, and opens a valve releasing a green liquid onto it which starts to corrode, then asks if Eddie and Jessica can guess what that is. Jessica screams, "Oh, my God, it's...DIP!!!!" Doom pulls the tarp away to reveal a large pressurized machine that carries 5000 gallons of Dip , ready to pump at enormous velocity. When he responds that Toontown will be erased in minutes, Jessica supposes that he thinks no one will notice it has disappeared. He replies, who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when she and Eddie were driving past at 75 miles per hour. She convinces him that there isn't a road past Toontown, but he says almost. Then, he explains that several months ago he stumbled upon a plan of both city councils for a freeway. When Roger pops out of a manhole, he holds the Toon Patrol at gunpoint and says that if they don't lift their hands, he will let Doom have it, and he is reunited by Jessica.

When a pile of bricks lands on him, she rushes over and tells him to say something, and he shows her stars around his head, saying to himself, "Ready when you are, Raoul." Then, Doom commands the Toon Patrol to tie them together on a giant hook and use escape-proof Toon rope. While Greasy activates the Dip machine, Jessica tells Roger that he was magnificent and better than Goofy and wants him to know she loved him more than any woman ever loved a rabbit. Before his departure, Doom advises Smarty to let Eddie watch the Toon couple get dipped, then shoot him. When Eddie activates a music machine in order to make the Toon Patrol laugh like crazy, Jessica declares that he's lost his mind, but Roger disagrees. Then, she helps Eddie finish his next verse, like "Running out of time!" After the Toon Patrol's defeat, he turns the cannon the other way by accident just before the villainous Doom returns, slides across a line to strike him, and sends him flying just before they are dueling. While Doom's body is flattened like a pancake by a steamroller, the Dip machine is getting closer to Roger and Jessica, but Eddie deactivates it.

However, when Doom reaches an oxygen tank and reinflates himself, revealing himself as a dastardly Toon bank robber with evil crimson eyes who killed Eddie's brother Teddy, Acme, and Maroon, he starts it again to kill Roger and Jessica. While the deadly Dip is getting extremely close, she bids him goodbye, protesting, and as the Dip level in the machine runs out to let the jet of Dip from it die out, she says that she thinks she'll faint. After Doom's sudden death, Eddie grabs a remote control and presses a button, and the large hook on which Roger and Jessica are hanging moves out of the encroaching Dip machine's way. When it crashes through the factory wall and is hit by a speeding train, Roger asks Eddie how he and Jessica will get down if there's Dip all over the place, and Eddie cleans it up with a fire hose. After Eddie unties them, Roger replies that that was a close shave and he thought for sure their goose was cooked. Jessica dubs Eddie her hero, then saunters over to her "honey bunny", kisses him all over his face, and tells him that he was a pillar of strength just before Benny, Dolores, Lt.

Santino and the police arrive. When hundreds of Toons (including Mickey, Minnie Mouse , Donald Duck , Goofy, Pluto , Bugs, Daffy Duck, Sylvester Cat, Tweety, Porky Pig, Foghorn Leghorn, Snow White , Dopey , Pinocchio , Dumbo , Bambi , Pedro the Mail Plane , Peter , Yosemite Sam, Woody Woodpecker, Baby Herman , Zeke Wolf , Bongo (now reformed), and the rest) pop out from Toontown through the giant cavity in the wall, Eddie asks Roger to read a love letter to Jessica that he wrote at the Ink and Paint Club with her lipstick, and Roger does so. Jessica and Roger Rabbit However, being interrupted by this, words start appearing on the paper, and as Roger keeps reading, he discovers it is Acme's will that they were looking for! Then, as he finishes reading, the Toons applaud and cheer. Also, he tells Eddie that was a pretty funny dance he did with the Toon Patrol and asks if his days of being a sourpuss are over, and he says that only time will tell.

Then, to shake his hand and congratulate him, Roger tricks him with Acme's hand buzzer, causing the Toons to gasp in shock. However, with no sense of humor, smirking, he toughly grabs Roger by the neck and gives him a big kiss. At the end, Jessica states that she will bake him a carrot cake just before the Toon couple, Benny, Baby Herman, Eddie, Dolores, and the Toons begin walking out toward Toontown through the hole, singing " Smile Darn Ya Smile ". Spin-off short films Roger fantasizes over Jessica as a park ranger, calling her a "babe in the woods" and panting like a dog. Book Appearances Comics Jessica also appeared frequently in the Roger Rabbit comic book series, and she had her own feature in most issues of Roger Rabbit's Toontown such as “Beauty Parlor Bedlam,” where she comes face to face with female weasel counterpart, Winnie. Disney Parks Jessica Rabbit with Wheezy in Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin at Disneyland . With the success of the film and upon the opening of Disney-MGM Studios on May 1, 1989 , the film's characters featured prominently in the company.

After taking the Studio Backlot Tour , various props decorated the streets including two different photo opportunities with Jessica: a glittery cardboard cutout and "The Loony Bin" photoshop which allowed you to take pictures in costume standing next to an actual cartoon drawing of characters from the film. There was also a plethora of merchandise including Jessica rub-on stickers called "pressers". In 2000, Disney-MGM Studios stopped using any character memorabilia in the park, though some props are still present. These include a Maroon Cartoon billboard featuring Roger, Jessica, and Baby Herman across from the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular! show, Eddie's office, and a cut-out of Roger on the blinds of a neighboring window near the 50's Prime Time Café, and the "ton of bricks" hanging near the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: Movie Set Adventure . In 2013, as part of the Disney Dreamers Everywhere special event at Disneyland Paris , Jessica made her first appearance as a walk-around character in any Disney park alongside Roger and Eddie. (However, some fans have expressed criticism for her not being a "face" character). She also plays a large role in the Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin attraction.

She can first be seen tied up in the trunk of the Toon Patrol's car and then later with a giant mallet making her escape. Jessica Rabbit Store The Jessica Rabbit Store, entitled "Jessica's", was once part of Pleasure Island , Disney’s nightclub attraction and shopping area. It featured nothing but Jessica merchandise, from her signature nightgowns and jewelry to shower curtains and beach towels. A giant 2-sided neon Jessica signs with a sequined dress and swinging leg sat atop the light purple colored building. A floor-to-ceiling windowed corner of the store allowed light to shine in during the day. Another corner of the store had a large stage door with her name on it. The inside was art deco in style and was very similar to designs used in the film's Ink and Paint Club scene. There was a cardboard cutout of Jessica reclining above the cash register area and another of her, Roger and Benny. Cast members wore regular uniforms, and there were no special shopping bags or print material for the store other than mentioned in the Pleasure Island guide map where they invited people to visit. It was abruptly closed sometime in 1992.

The large neon Jessica sign was relocated to another area of the park alongside a "Pleasure Island Tonight!" sign where it stayed for many years until it was removed in June 2006. Tomart's Disneyana Magazine #66 featured a special article about the store complete with merchandise pictures and interior photos. Walt Disney's World on Ice Jessica appeared in one incarnation of the show with Roger and Eddie. She apparently was the only one to cheer up Scrooge McDuck with her "jokes." Gallery The Disney Wiki has a collection of images and media related to Jessica Rabbit . Trivia According to Gary K. Wolf, the original creator of Jessica in his book Who Censored Roger Rabbit, she is based on Droopy's girlfriend Red Hot Riding Hood/Miss Vavoom (a cartoon character he lusted after as a boy), Tinker Bell , (her attitude) and Marilyn Monroe (her design). Jessica's dress was originally going to sparkle all through the film, but this would have been too expensive, so it was done for only her "Why Don't You Do Right" scene, and after that is was put down to stage lighting.

In 2008, Jessica was selected by Empire Magazine as one of The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time. A 57-year-old British grandmother, Annette Edwards, has spent thousands of pounds on plastic surgery and more to turn herself into the living embodiment of Jessica. For her 2010 Halloween show (partially played in 3-D), Rachael Ray and her husband dress as Roger and Jessica. In the first Tiny Toon Adventures episode, Babs Bunny turns into Jessica and Buster Bunny mentions Roger. In another episode, she made a cameo riding in a limo with Roger (with him voiced by Steven Spielberg). Jessica has her own website at ImNotBad.com The "Oh My God" music video featuring Lily Allen as an animated femme fatale is based on the famous "Why Don't You Do Right" scene. A scene from All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 called "Count Me Out" sang by Sheena Easton, has similarities to Jessica's "Why Don't You Do Right" scene. There is an old photo seen in the background in the movie, revealing what Jessica was really supposed to look like.

In it, she is given a dress that covers her cleavage and neck, shorter gloves, and Kathleen Turner's features and hair. When concepts for a Roger Rabbit sequel were being tossed around in the early 90's, Jessica was going to be shown as a Nazi spy, before she meets Roger and later becomes his wife, thus a star. While Jessica is attractive to the point where even human males lust after her, there are a few male characters who don't show an attraction to her, such as R.K. Maroon , Judge Doom , Baby Herman , Smarty , Psycho , Wheezy and Stupid . In the original release of the film, there was a brief scene of nudity when Judge Doom tipped the Dip onto the road and Benny drove into it; when Jessica and Eddie went flying from the crash, a few frames of her without panties can be seen. This was altered in the home video and DVD release. Many adults complained about this, and it is rumored by many of them that "Writers drew Jessica without clothing".

Top 21 Worst Cartoon Characters Of All Time Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Top 21 Worst Cartoon Characters Of All Time September 20th, 2012 - David Schwartz Nothing beat Saturday morning cartoons when you were growing up. That feeling of waking up stupidly early so you could sit cross-legged and transfixed on the TV for hours on end is hard to beat. Sure, as adults, we have sex, sleep-ins and cars to entertain us during the weekends ? but are they really as good? OK, yes, they are, so we won?t labour the point. Anyway, cartoons are great. But, let?s face it, some of the cartoons and cartoon characters they used to inflict on us were just terrible. They were tantamount to child abuse, seriously. You know which ones we mean ? and we can only assume the people who created them had miserable childhoods. They hated children and wanted to get back at us for some hideous playground incident back when they were nine. How else do you explain Lisa Simpson? Or even Scrappy Doo? We can only live in hope that the person responsible for Scrappy Doo will spend their after-life in the ninth level of Hell ?

alongside Hitler, Stalin and the guy who played Jar Jar Binks. Anyway, here are the cartoon characters which annoyed us the most ? please feel free to suggest your own, Enjoy! 21. Tweety Bird From: Various cartoons How cute: a little canary with a New Jersey accent.? Please eat him Sylvester and floss with his birdie bones. 20. Pebbles and Bam-Bam (especially when they grew up) From: The Flintstones Seriously, what was the point? 19. Teddy Ruxpin From: The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin Could he be more earnest and annoying? You?re a bear for God?s sake, go nick some picnic baskets or kill something! 18. Porky Pig From: Various cartoons A pig with a stutter ? just great! Genius! What next? A hare with a harelip? A monkey with a drug habit? A hedgehog who fantasises about having sex with rhinos? Actually? 17. Pepe Le Pew From: Les Adventures de Pepe Le Pew or something A French skunk who smells and is a bit of a sex pest.

Now, we are no fans of our neighbours over the Channel, but that?s some serious stereotyping going on there. He should have been lazy, eat anything that isn?t tied down and carried a white flag with ?strike? on it too. Wait a minute! 16. Olive Oyl So why were they fighting over her again? 15. Luigi From: The Super Mario Brothers Super Show Luigi was the halfwit brother of videogame icon and fellow plumber Mario. He also was one of the main reasons Mario Bros the cartoon sucked. 14. Gazoo From: The Flintstones Whatever the Flintstones creators were on when they came up with a snotty, tiny green alien who only Fred could see should be banned immediately. 13. C-3PO From: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO George Lucas ? you are going to Hell 12. Rubik From: Rubik, The Amazing Cube Even more annoying than a Rubik?s Cube. Do you know anyone who has actually solved one without cheating? Geek. 11. Angelica Charlotte Pickles Whoever unleashed Rugrats on an unsuspecting world deserves being tortured by Jack Bauer. 10.

Dungeon Master From: Dungeons and Dragons Can anyone be more smug? Or have worse hair? Put it this way: would you trust someone with that hair who calls himself ?Dungeon Master?? 9. Uni From: Dungeons and Dragons While we are on the subject of Dungeons and Dragons, were we the only ones who wished that bloody unicorn and that annoying noise it made would die a horrible death? 8. David the Gnome A gnome. Named David. Thanks for this one, continental Europe. 7. Roadrunner From: Roadrunner or something like that Were we the only ones rooting for the coyote? 6. He-Man From: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Stupid and stupid voice ? some hero. 5. Bonkers D. Bobcat Highly annoying Roger Rabbit rip-off ? without Jessica Rabbit. 4. Snarf From: Thundercats Cursed with the most annoying voice on the planet, this alien cat nursemaid (now that is just odd) was simply a pointless character. 3. Orko From: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe We all wished He-man?s court jester would make himself disappear. 2.

Lisa Simpson From: The Simpsons Yes, we know she plays an important role in the show, but did they really have to make her so annoying? 1. Scrappy -Doo From: Scooby-Doo Whoever came up with idea of Scrappy-Doo was a lonely, bitter person. He brought misery to millions of children. We hope you are happy. 50 Great Movie Quotes 50 Great Movie Quotes Return to Entire Quotes Index 50 Great Movie Quotes of the Last Half Century 50 Great Movie Quotes: In the July 30, 2004 article entitled "Now Hear This" in Entertainment Weekly, the magazine's editors provided various lists of the greatest cinema quotes ever. Almost all of the article's selected or honored quotes have already been listed on this site (found within the Greatest Film Quotes by Decade pages), but not in this particular configuration or grouping. 50 Great Movie Quotes (listed in ranked order) "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.

I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." - TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront (1954) Play clip (excerpt): "We all go a little mad sometimes." - NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho (1960) Play clip (excerpt): - BEN BRADDOCK (Dustin Hoffman) in The Graduate (1967) Play clip (excerpt): - ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977) Play clip (excerpt): "She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter!

My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter." - EVELYN CROSS MULWRAY (Faye Dunaway) in Chinatown (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - DAVE BOWMAN (Keir Dullea) in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Play clip (excerpt): - TAYLOR (Charlton Heston) in Planet of the Apes (1968) Play clip (excerpt): "Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world." - BREE DANIEL (Jane Fonda) in Klute (1971) Play clip (excerpt): "So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me.

And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980) Play clip (excerpt): "Hitler was better-lookin' than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!" - FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars) in The Producers (1967) Play clip (excerpt): "No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform." - ED WOOD (Johnny Depp) in Ed Wood (1994) Play clip (excerpt): "...Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message?

I'll see that she gets it." - REGAN MacNEIL/SATAN (Linda Blair) in The Exorcist (1973) Play clip (excerpt): "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass." - MARCELLUS WALLACE (Ving Rhames) in Pulp Fiction (1994) Play clip (excerpt): "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Play clip (excerpt): "He won't come after me...He won't. I can't explain it.

He, he, he would consider that rude." - CLARICE STARLING (Jodie Foster) in The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Play clip (excerpt): - BART (Cleavon Little) in Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!" - AURIC GOLDFINGER (Gert Frobe) in Goldfinger (1964) Play clip (excerpt): "You know what I am? I'm your worst f---in' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge. That mean I got permission to kick your f--kin' ass whenever I feel like it." - REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1982) Play clip (excerpt): - "Kid. The next time I say: 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia." - "Next time." - BUTCH CASSIDY (Paul Newman) in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Play clip (excerpt): "Wendy?...Darling.

Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in! Ha, ha." - JACK TORRANCE (Jack Nicholson) in The Shining (1980) Play clip (excerpt): "Then I just hate you and I hate your ass face." - CORKY ST.

CLAIR (Christopher Guest) in Waiting for Guffman (1996) Play clip (excerpt): "Look, you shoot up a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught." - LOUISE (Susan Sarandon) in Thelma & Louise (1991) Play clip (excerpt): "And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper." - MARGE GUNDERSON (Frances McDormand) in Fargo (1996) Play clip (excerpt): "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects (1995) Play clip (excerpt): "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. The problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf." - DAVID ST. HUBBINS (Michael McKean) in This Is Spinal Tap (1984) Play clip (excerpt): "That's what I love about these high school girls, man.

I get older, they stay the same age." - WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey) in Dazed and Confused (1993) Play clip (excerpt): "...I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" - JACK BYRNES (Robert De Niro) in Meet the Parents (2000) Play clip (excerpt): "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - DEAN WORMER (John Vernon) in National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) Play clip (excerpt): - "Who told you to step on my sneakers, who told you to walk on my side of the block, who told you to be in my neighborhood?" - "I own this brownstone." - "Who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood, on my side of the street? Yo, what you wanna live in a Black neighborhood for, anyway?

Man, motherf--k gentrification." - BUGGIN OUT (Giancarlo Esposito) in Do The Right Thing (1989) Play clip (excerpt): "There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand." - PEE-WEE HERMAN (Paul Reubens) in Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Play clip (excerpt): "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" - CAPTAIN OVEUR (Peter Graves) in Airplane! (1980) Play clip (excerpt): "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000) Play clip (excerpt): "Well, bring the dog, I love animals. I'm a great cook.

Come on." - ALEX FORREST (Glenn Close) in Fatal Attraction (1987) Play clip (excerpt): "And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They will discover I can't act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while." - ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) in Notting Hill (1999) Play clip (excerpt): "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up." - WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) in A Fish Called Wanda (1988) Play clip (excerpt): "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings.

All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets." - DANTE (Brian O'Halloran) in Clerks (1994) Play clip (excerpt): - AURORA GREENWAY (Shirley MacLaine) in Terms of Endearment (1983) Play clip (excerpt): "Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic." - CRASH DAVIS (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham (1988) Play clip (excerpt): "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" - JESSICA RABBIT (Kathleen Turner) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended) "Do you want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference? She'll be fine.

It's not as if it's gonna rain or something." - CLARK GRISWOLD (Chevy Chase) in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Play clip (excerpt): "When you first came into breakfast, when I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke. So, now that your, uh, soft, little underbelly's all exposed, tell me, why did you bring me here?" - CAROL CONNELLY (Helen Hunt) in As Good As It Gets (1997) Play clip (excerpt): "When it comes down to makin' out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV." - MIKE DAMONE (Robert Romanus) in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) Play clip (excerpt): "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.

I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them." - PRIVATE JOKER (Matthew Modine) in Full Metal Jacket (1987) Play clip (excerpt): - JERRY (Jack Lemmon) in Some Like It Hot (1959) Play clip (excerpt): "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." - MAXWELL SCOTT (Carleton Young) in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) Play clip (excerpt): "Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more.

It's contrast." - VIRGINIA WOOLF (Nicole Kidman) in The Hours (2002) Play clip (excerpt): "Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate." - CRAIG SCHWARTZ (John Cusack) in Being John Malkovich (1999) Play clip (excerpt): "Jerry, d'you know the human head weighs eight pounds?" - RAY (Jonathan Lipnicki) in Jerry Maguire (1996) Play clip (excerpt): "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek." - SAMANTHA (Molly Ringwald) in Sixteen Candles (1984) Play clip (excerpt):

Question: Which cartoon character said in a 1988 film “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”?
Answer: Jessica Rabbit