jasper carrot magic roundabout - YouTube jasper carrot magic roundabout Want to watch this again later? Sign in to add this video to a playlist. Need to report the video? Sign in to report inappropriate content. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Loading... Rating is available when the video has been rented. This feature is not available right now. Please try again later. Uploaded on Sep 5, 2009 jasper carrot magic roundabout funny Category Jasper Carrott - News, Photos, Videos, Bio. Free music downloads at MP3.com Jasper Carrott Genres: comedy , spoken word , humour , stand-up , humor Biography Jasper Carrott OBE (born Robert Davis, March 14, 1945) is an English comedian (declaring himself "world famous in Birmingham") Read More... Born in Acocks Green, Birmingham, he was educated at Moseley School. He started his own folk club at 16 called "The Boggery" in Solihull, where he would perform folk songs as well as MC. Before long, his banter with the audience overtook the actual songs and he became known more as a comedian than a singer.

He also worked as a musical agent (in partnership with Harvey Andrews), as Finger-Me-Gig, managing (among other bands) Decameron. He had a surprise UK top 5 chart hit in 1975 with a novelty record called "Funky Moped" written by Chris Rohmann. The B-Side to this single was a risqué monologue parodying the animated children's TV series The Magic Roundabout. The latter was banned by the BBC, an action which is widely believed to have contributed to its commercial success. Read more on Last.fm . User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply. Top Songs Jasper Carrott Lyrics, Song Meanings, Videos, Full Albums & Bios | SonicHits Popular Tracks Dangerous Sports, Baggage Handlers, Vasectomy, Magazines, Cars, Holidays, Jasper At 45, Animals And Dogs, Funky Moped, Magic Roundabout, Australian Insurance Forms, Scunthorpe Baths, Parents, The Mole, Kids, Song Time, Love Hearts, Just Do It, Day Trip To Blackpool, Hasselhoff.

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Live Recordings jasper carrott : definition of jasper carrott and synonyms of jasper carrott (English) 10 External links Early life Born in Shaftmoor Lane, Acocks Green (which he would later describe as sounding like the address for "the home of a professional rapist" [1] ), Birmingham , Carrott was educated at Acocks Green Primary School and Moseley Grammar School . He then worked as a trainee buyer at a city centre department store called the Beehive with schoolfriend Bev Bevan . Rise to fame This section of a biography of a living person does not include any references or sources . Please help by adding reliable sources . Contentious material about living people that is unsourced or poorly sourced must be removed immediately. (April 2010) In February 1969 he started his own folk club, "The Boggery", in nearby Solihull with his friend Les Ward. Here, Carrott performed folk songs and MC duties. Before long, his banter with the audience overtook the actual songs; he became known more as a comedian than a singer.

He also worked as a musical agent (in partnership with John Starkey, who became his manager in 1974 until 1992), as Fingimigig, managing (among other acts) Harvey Andrews. He toured the UK, appearing in rugby clubs. He independently recorded an album, financed by himself, called Jasper Carrot – In the Club, which he sold from the back of his van. It was this album that contained the original "Magic Roundabout". Released in 1973, the LP is quite rare, although it mainly consists of material later used in his first three official LPs (such as "Hare Krishna", "Car Insurance", "Bastity Chelt", and "Hava Nagila") plus the Fred Wedlock song "The Folker". He had a surprise UK Top 5 chart hit in August 1975 with the novelty record " Funky Moped ", written by Chris Rohmann and produced by Jeff Lynne . The B-side of this single was a risqué monologue parodying the animated children's TV series The Magic Roundabout .

This track was banned by the BBC , which is widely believed to have contributed to the single's commercial success, which in turn, ironically, led to his appearance on the BBC's Top of the Pops . By the late 1970s, Carrott had developed a number of anecdotal sketches which he still performs in similar form some thirty years on. Often these sketches purported to be auto-biographical; many of them celebrate Birmingham accent and culture, including his support of his beloved Birmingham City . His sketches were captured on records such as Jasper Carrott Rabbitts on and on and on... and Carrott in Notts which were recordings of live performances. Notable hits were "Bastity Chelt" a complete song in Spoonerism , "The Football Match" describing a visit to Old Trafford , "The Nutter on the Bus" including the well known cry of "Has anybody seen my camel?"), "The Mole" ("There's only one way to get rid of a mole – blow its bloody head off!") and "Zits" – an explanation of an American slang word for spots that brought the word into use in England.

Birmingham Walk of Stars In 1979 he published A Little Zit on the Side, which purported to be a humorous autobiography. The follow-up, Sweet and Sour Labrador, mixed sections of his stand-up routines with similar autobiographical material, much of it related to his world travels. Jasper also was one of the comperes for the Birmingham Heart Beat Charity Concert 1986 , which featured many local bands such as Electric Light Orchestra and the Moody Blues , with a finale that included George Harrison from the Beatles . On 15 September 2007 he was inducted into the Birmingham Walk of Stars at a presentation as part of the Arts Fest 2007 celebrations. The award was presented by the Lord Mayor of Birmingham. Carrott is the second inductee, following Ozzy Osbourne . Jasper Carrott was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award by the British Comedy Awards on 6 December 2008. Career His first appearance on television was a half hour show for BBC Midlands in 1976, A Half Hour Mislaid with Jasper Carrott recorded at Pebble Mill . His big break came two years later when he was invited by Michael Grade to make a pilot for LWT .

It was well liked by Grade; a five further shows were recorded and became his first TV series, An Audience with Jasper Carrott , in 1978, [2] this successful partnership with LWT lasted until 1981, The Unrecorded Jasper Carrott (1979) and Beat the Carrott (1981) are the two best known live stand-up performances from his time with LWT. This was followed by a move to the BBC and Carrott's Lib – a Saturday night comedy show broadcast live – and then by a string of BBC shows. The most notable of these were Carrott's Commercial Breakdown , which broadcast weird and wonderful adverts from around the world, and the sketch and stand-up shows Carrott Confidential , 24 Carrott Gold, The Jasper Carrott Trial and Canned Carrott , some of which also gave TV exposure to the comedy partnership of Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis . In addition to his television work, Carrott made a foray into cinema, when he played Heinrich in the 1987 British comedy Jane and the Lost City .

[3] Canned Carrott also featured a regular police drama spoof called The Detectives , co-starring Robert Powell , which was spun off into its own series. In 2002–2004, he starred in the sitcom All About Me . He performed in several of the Secret Policeman's Ball charity concerts for Amnesty International , and returned to the stage in 2004 for several sell out shows at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham featuring classic routines from his career. He returned to a singing role for the musical Go Play Up Your Own End (written by Malcolm Stent , songs by Harvey Andrews ) in 2005. [4] In 2005, he appeared in and put on the first of Jasper Carrott's Rock With Laughter concerts. He appeared alongside performers such as Bill Bailey , Bonnie Tyler , Lenny Henry , Bobby Davro , the Lord of the Dance troupe and Bev Bevan .[ citation needed ] This has become a regular event at the NEC in Birmingham, usually staged in December and some times alternating with his "Jasper Carrott's Christmas Crackers" events, but there have also been a few summer shows too.

In the summer of 2007, Jasper hosted the Endemol -produced game show Golden Balls for ITV1 . Promising ratings led to a recommission, and the second series began in January 2008. A third series began in April 2008, and a fourth series started in October 2008. A fifth and six series were shown in 2009. He was the host of the Sunday night interactive national pub quiz, Cash Inn, and also an investor in the company, operated by Innterplay. This company has since entered administration. He was 20th in Channel 4 's 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians show. Literary work Jasper Carrott has written three humorous autobiographical paperbacks: A Little Zit on the Side (1979), Sweet and Sour Labarador (1982) and Carrott Roots...and Other Myths (1986). He also wrote an odd novel called 'Shop! or A Store is Born' . Also of interest is a book by Jasper's former manager John Starkey, Jasper and Me (1993; Etsiketsi Books).

Business interests Jasper Carrott turned his hand to business as part-owner of the production company Celador , makers of the internationally successful Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? In 2006, he and wife Hazel sold their shares in the company for over £10m as part of a management buyout deal. Personal life and interests Carrott has been married to his wife Hazel (née Jackson) since 1973. His daughter, Lucy Davis (born 1973), is an actress best known for playing Dawn in The Office . He is a proud supporter and former director of the football club Birmingham City . He was awarded an OBE in 2002. The University of Birmingham awarded him an honorary doctorate in 2004. [5] following a similar award from Aston University in 1995 He currently resides near Solihull , in Darley Green, to the south of Dorridge .

Carrott was a keen runner and supported his local Knowle Fun Run through sponsorship and publicity, including 2001 where he paid out several thousand pounds based on the £10 per person who beat him to the finish line.[ citation needed ] He is also a long time patron and fundraiser for Sunfield Children's Home, a school for children with autism and complex learning needs. The school is located in the village of Clent just outside Stourbridge .

TV and filmography Carrott's Commercial Breakdown 4 (BBC, 5 March 1996) The Jasper Carrott Trial (BBC, 6 episodes, 20 May – 26 June 1997) (based on the original BBC radio series) Jasper Carrott – Back to the Front (BBC, 6 episodes, 24 February – 31 March 1999) All About Me (Colin Craddock) (BBC, 22 episodes, 3 series, 8 March 2002 – 29 October 2004) 24 Carrott Gold: The Best of Jasper Carrott (BBC, recorded live at the NIC in Birmingham, 6 episodes, 6 February – March 2004) Golden Balls (Presenter) (ITV1, 18 June 2007 – 18 December 2009) The One Jasper Carrott (BBC, 9 January 2012) Discography Jasper Carrott in the Club (live LP, Criminal Records 1973) Funky Moped/The Magic Roundabout (DJS 388, 7 inch single

, DJM Records 1975) Jasper Carrott Rabbitts on and on and on..

(DJLPS 462/DJF 20462, live LP, DJM Records 1975) Disco Hits 75 (ADE P 18, compilation LP, Arcade Records 1975) (features Jaspers top 5 hit 'Funky Moped') 20 Original Top Hits (2475 501, compilation LP, Polystar Records 1975) (features Jaspers top 5 hit 'Funky Moped') Bickenhill Rovers Skin'ead Supporters Song/Car Insurance (DJS 649, 7 inch single, DJM Records 1976) Carrott in Notts (DJF 20482, live LP, DJM Records 1976) 12 Days of Christmas/Local Radio Promotion (DJS 10815, 7 inch single/DJR 18002, 12 inch single, DJM Records 1977) A Pain in the Arm (DJF 20518, live LP, DJM Records 1978) Disco Saturday Night 40 (PLD

 8004, Double LP compilation, Pickwick Records 1978) (features Jaspers top 5 hit 'Funky Moped') The Best of Jasper Carrott (DJF 20549, live LP, DJM Record 1978) The Un-Recorded Jasper Carrott (DJF 20560, live at Drury Lane TV soundtrack LP, DJM Records 1979) BBC Fun At One (BBC REB 371, LP, BBC Records 1979)(features one track from Jasper 'Car Insurance') Made in Australia (L 375 16, live in Australia LP, DJM/Festival (Australia) 1980) 12 Days of Christmas (K-8144, 7 inch single, DJM/Festival (Australia) 1980) Beat the Carrott (DJF 20575, live at the London Palladium TV soundtrack LP, DJM Records 1981) The Secret Policeman's Other Ball (HAHA 6003, live LP, Springtime Records 1981)(features one track

 from Jasper 'Australian Motor Insurance Claims') We Are Most Amused:The Very Best of British Comedy (RTD 2067, Double LP, Ronco Records 1981)(features one track from Jasper 'Nutter on the Bus.) The Best of the Chat from Carrott's Lib (DJF 20580, live TV series soundtrack LP, DJM Records 1982) The Stun (Carrott Tells All) (DJF 20582, live LP, DJM Records 1983) Noel Edmonds presents Listen with Mother (BBC REC 525, LP, BBC Records 1984)(Jasper reads 'Gary the Greatest' by Margaret Joy from The Noel Edmonds Show 1982) Jasper Carrott in America (RNLP 817, live in America LP, Rhino Records 1985) Cosmic Carrott (Laugh 1, live in America LP, CBS Portrait Records 1986) Jasper Carrotts Condensed Classics (CCD 30, CD, Chrysalis/Dover Records 1991) The Complete Secret Policeman's Other Ball (ESDCD,

 2 CD set, Island 1991) (features two tracks from Jasper 'Australian Motor Insurance Claims' and 'Confessions of a Van Driver') 24 Carrott Gold (EMI TC EMC 3655, live Stratford Upon Avon TV soundtrack 1990, Audio Cassette, EMI Records 1991) Canned Carrott For The Record (EMI 8 31146 2, 2 CD TV soundtrack, EMI Records 1994) Jasper Carrott-Back to the Front volume 1 (TLCD 04, TV soundtrack CD, Sound Entertainment 2000) Jasper Carrott-Back to the Front volume 2 (TLCD 05, TV Soundtrack CD, Sound Entertainment 2000) 24 Carrott Gold – The Best Of Jasper Carrott (TCLCD 58, live at the NIC Birmingham, Sound Entertainment 2004) Classic Carrott volume 1 – Canned Carrott For The Record (2CD TV soundtrack, Sound Entertainment 2005) Classic Carrott volume 2 – 24 Carrott Gold (TV soundtrack CD, Sound

 Entertainment 2005) Classic Carrott volume 3 – One Jasper Carrott (TLCD050, TV soundtrack CD, Sound Entertainment 2005) References 45cat - Jasper Carrott - Funky Moped / Magic Roundabout - DJM - UK - DJS 388 15th Mar 2014 I first saw Jasper Carrott performing "Funky Moped" on the telly in June 1975, but I seemed to have been the only one in my class in school who saw that.

One of the lads in my class (David Williams) thought I was making it up when I said I liked that song "Funky Moped" by Jasper Carrott, and nobody else spoke out to back me up at the time. After a couple of months of not being believed, you can imagine how pleased I was when this single finally entered the charts at the end of August. Back at school in the first week of September, you can imagine what a fool David must have felt for telling me I had been making it up! Oh, how I gloated over that! Lol:) By the time the record had become well-known, the B-side became the subject of a lot of conversations among us. It's a rather vulgar parody of the children's TV series "Magic Roundabout" (as I am sure you all know). Lol:) My copy of this single has a 4-pronged centre, although I have seen a few solid-centred copies around.

Audience with Jasper Carrott - Cult TV - The Official Website from the Ministry of Cineology Audience with Jasper Carrott Published on Friday, 25 February 2011 17:13 Written by Alex J Geairns Hits: 6186 Long before he became the presenter of game shows, I’m of the generation who grew up knowing Jasper Carrott as being something of an underground anti-establishment comedy hero. I remember the sixth formers at Highfields School in Wolverhampton all huddling round a record player, in-between after-school drama sessions, playing the 12” slabs of vinyl from Mr Carrott. It was wild, risqué, the sort of humour you wouldn’t then see of the telly. Having made several appearances on regional television during the mid-1970s, Jasper was launched to a wider audience with his first TV series in 1978. An Audience with Jasper Carrott was a storming success, earning him a Pye Award as ‘Outstanding New Personality’ and turning him into a household name.

Now you can see the evolution of one of our greatest living comedians - and bemoan the fact that he's not doing standup anymore but instead doing game shows. Jasper first came to national attention in 1975, with his Top Five hit “Funky Moped”, which he worked on with Jeff Lynne and Bev Bevan of ELO (I kid thee not!). He even made a rather awkward performance on Top of the Pops! However, the real reason for the sales of the 7” single was the B-side, a salacious version of an alleged script for “The Magic Roundabout”, ironically banned for airplay by the BBC. Definitely X-certificate in its aspect, it was hilarious and acted as Carrott’s springboard to success. From being the outsider who didn’t give a damn, his folk club roots were soon left behind, as he became a regular TV performer in a whole host of his own series. His many awards include a BAFTA (for Carrott’s Lib) and the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2008 British Comedy Awards.

He was twice been voted TV Personality of the Year, and received an OBE in 2003 in recognition of his work for charity. And so, we go back in time to An Audience with Jasper Carrott. In six thirty-minute bursts of relentless stand-up punctuated with the occasional comedy song, obviously filmed in batches as he smashes the illusion there are the same audience present on successive ‘weeks’, Carrott rants about everything from Spaghetti Junction to the Jersey constabulary, medicals to Monty Python... and introduces the word ‘zit’ into the English vocabulary. Knowing that the material going out on the telly would effectively draw a line under the dialogue being used in front of live audiences ever again, this is effectively a compilation of the best of his comedy LPs up until 1978 (“Rabbits on and on and on...”, “Carrott in Notts” and “A Pain in the Arm”). Interestingly, and probably due to the nature of the audience he was playing (a lot older than he was normally used to), his performances are not quite as assured as you hear on the LPs.

However, that doesn’t stop these being iconic performances of truly classic material – and my wife is now under no illusions as to where I stole most of my humour from! Being from the West Midlands (although I, of course, have to find his devotion to Birmingham City FC truly perplexing, although delightfully self-deprecating!), it’s wonderful to hear humour in our own accent! And talking of things which may be extremely parochial to our area, too! An Audience with Jasper Carrott is out now from Network, with a running time of 150 minutes approx, a ‘12’ certificate, and a RRP of £15.31 – or get it for less at Thanks to Cineology and Network DVD, you had the opportunity to put one of three copies available to win on to your mantelpiece, in our prize competition. All you had to do was tell us the answer to the following question: Which two members of ELO featured on “Funky Moped”? The answer was Jeff Lynne and Bev Bevan, and the three lucky winners were Sue Curtis of Stockton-On-Tees, Julie Henderson of County Down, and James Fenton of Havant. Well done all!

Jasper Carrott - In Conversation - British Comedy Guide Jasper Carrott - In Conversation Written by: Andy Plaice Published: Thursday 28th February 2013 Andy Plaice has this report from the special 'In Conversation' event with Jasper Carrott that took place at Leicester's De Montfort University on Tuesday night. Comedy in the UK is in need of a shake-up, says Jasper Carrott , and he told fans why he is absolutely the right man to do NOTHING about it. The Brummie legend, one of Britain's best-loved entertainers over the past 35 years, was discussing his work, his upbringing and the reasons why he can't be tempted out of retirement. Carrott, 67, rose to fame in 1975 with a novelty hit single, Funky Moped, though it was the risqué B-side - Magic Roundabout - which was the real reason for shifting so many copies. Banned by the BBC, the track gathered momentum once nightclub DJs began selling the record privately.

"Funky Moped sold about 30,000 in the first week and was dead in the water," Carrott recalled, "but then two DJs bought 200 copies from the record company saying that they were going to sell them in the clubs. 'We play Magic Roundabout in the break and it brings the house down' they said." It sold 830,000 copies in 15 weeks, leading to a first and only appearance on Top Of The Pops. Carrott sent himself up, wearing a white suit to perform Funky Moped. "Everyone who knew me thought it was funny but everyone who didn't, thought I was a twat." Maybe Michael Grade missed that particular performance, but Carrott was being noticed by the TV boss for his talent with storytelling and music, and in 1978 - commissioned by Grade at London Weekend Television - six episodes of An Audience With Jasper Carrott were broadcast. While LWT showed them in the early part of that year, this was the era of the ITV regions when station bosses could screen a show whenever they liked.

It took a full 12 months for the series to be aired across the country, Carrott said, and he capitalised on the delay by planning his tours to complement the TV schedules. It was the kick-start he needed for his live shows both in this country and in the USA, encouraged by the likes of Robin Williams - a far cry from the years he had spent working the clubs in the West Midlands. In fact, Carrott reminded the audience at Leicester's De Montfort University, that he'd never intended to be a stand-up anyway. Initially he managed other acts and, for years, was "successfully losing money" but it was the folk club he co-founded in Solihull in 1969 that led to him going in front of the microphone. "The folk scene was vibrant, it was all finger in the ear and 300 verses about dead sailors. I sang funny songs and I chatted in-between. The chats got longer and the songs became less frequent. Our club, The Boggery, was very successful. It held 83 people but we got 200 in, and it was here where I learned my trade.

"In folk clubs you talked to the audience whereas in cabaret clubs you talked at them." This idea of audience interaction was a theme Carrott returned to on more than one occasion during his 75-minute interview with Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival director Geoff Rowe . Carrott couldn't resist the banter. "You're bored out of your bloody brains, aren't you?" he shouted at the audience when he thought he'd dwelt on a point for too long. He sees himself as a storyteller rather than a teller of jokes, more like his American comedy heroes Bob Newhart and George Carlin. He had done the one-liners in the early days, he admitted, nicking jokes off other comedians. "When I started I was pretty crap. I used to go and watch comedians and write down the best jokes. I was lucky if I got three, but when I saw Bob Monkhouse he was in a league of his own; I came back with three pages." And what about people using his stuff? "I don't mind people nicking my material. It's a real honour that you have created something that people want to use. Nobody moans if you make a record and other people want to sing it as well.

You can't copyright the spoken word. I could go out and do Michael McIntyre 's complete act and not have to pay a penny." Rowe wondered about the potential for a Jasper Carrott tribute act. "Yes, the Counterfeit Carrott," the man himself replied. "I'd go along and heckle." But inevitably, with a comedy legend in the hot seat, the conversation had to switch at some point to whether he thinks British comedy is any good any longer and whether he'd be tempted to get in front of the mic again... "Comedy is in good hands but it needs to progress, and that will come in time. People will get fed up with 'isn't it difficult to unwrap cheese?' "But, you see, nobody is doing comedy about what is wrong with the world. For example: does the USA really want a cure for cancer? In the American Cancer Society, six thousand staff are on six-figure salaries. If they get a cure for cancer, they'd all be out of a job! Now: how do you make that funny? Over to you." Warming to his theme, he added: "I think that is where comedy is at fault. It's too easy to make money now.

Michael McIntyre - good luck to him, he's funny but I want to see stand-ups push the limits." Rowe reminded Carrott that he'd been asking him to perform at the Leicester Comedy Festival for the past 10 years. What about a comeback then? "I've thought about it but I just don't have it in me. Touring is draining and I don't think I would be up to it. When you become very well-known there is nowhere to die without it being front page news. "So comedy is a young man's game and one of the major elements of comedy is surprise. You are taking them in one direction and suddenly you hit them with something else. "Surprise is very difficult when you have been doing it for twenty years. All you have left is excellence. So now if I was to do an excellent show people would say, 'Well yes, that's what we expected. What else have you got?' "And that's why I have not done it for so long. I don't want to live off nostalgia. I could do half an hour but it would be old material.

"If I was forty-two I would know the direction I would take but at my age, and knowing the effort it would take, I can't be arsed." Carrott on his Dad... "He was never right in the head. When I was a kid my Dad had the Morning Star delivered. That was so rebellious - a Communist newspaper delivered! He never had a proper job. My Mum was the one who worked, doing cleaning jobs at the school, for instance, and I hardly ever saw her. What I learned from my father was how not to do it and it's been invaluable." Carrott on Cameramen... "They were the most cynical bunch in the world. They'd just stand there [pulls miserable face] laughing at nothing. All they would laugh at were the knob jokes." Carrott on Insurance Claims... "I got the idea for these routines from the Reader's Digest. 'I drove out of my drive at 7am and drove straight into a bus. The bus was ten minutes early.' They were genuine, I never made them up. The reality is even funnier. I point out things that other people know but don't realise everybody else knows.

Like the nutter on the bus." The event photos are reproduced with the kind permission of Jason Senior. (c) REDPIX Rock the Carrott as Jasper climbs back on stand-up circuit (From Swindon Advertiser) Rock the Carrott as Jasper climbs back on stand-up circuit Rock the Carrott as Jasper climbs back on stand-up circuit 0 comments IT is hard to believe that it has been 27 years since Jasper Carrott’s last UK tour. At last the man hailed as the godfather of comedy is back on the road with his best friend Bev Bevan and merry band of musicians. Eighteen months ago Bev suggested the pair tour together locally. Before they knew it they had clocked up 70 shows and counting. The Brummie comedian’s career began in 1969, when he launched the Boggery Folk Club and proceeded to act compere and play ‘silly songs’. He owes his stage moniker (he was born Robert Norman Davis) to his puzzling childhood nickname of Jasper. He added Carrott but cannot for the life of him remember why. He rose to fame in 1975 with novelty hit single, Funky Moped.

The risqué B-side, Magic Roundabout , was the real reason for shifting so many copies. Banned by the BBC, the track gathered momentum when nightclub DJs began selling the record privately. In 1978, his TV show An Audience With Jasper Carrott firmly established him as the frontrunner of the alternative comedy scene. Doing away with the hackneyed Irishman jokes and easy digs at mothers-in-law entirely, his gutsy material propelled him to stardom. He went on to conquer America in the 1980s, rubbing shoulders with the likes of Seinfeld and Patricia Heaton, of Everybody Loves Raymond fame. Now back on stage, but staying firmly away from large stadiums and arenas, Jasper is fusing his two passions in Stand Up And Rock. Half comedy show, half concert, with a catalogue of pop hits performed by Bev Bevan and co, it is his most exciting project to date. “We get standing ovations every time and we have earned them,” says the 70-year-old. “It’s so satisfying.

We would get 100 per cent of standing ovations if 100 per cent of our audience could stand.” Stand Up And Rock will take over the Wyvern Theatre on Tuesday, June 23 and Wednesday 24 at 7.30pm. Tickets are £26. To book call the box office on 01793 524481 or visit swindontheatres.co.uk. Jasper Carrott - Nearly Three Hours of Jasper Carrott - 🔥Demonoid🔥 Details for Jasper Carrott - Nearly Three Hours of Jasper Carrott Created by Audio Books : Humor : MP3/64Kbps : English Jasper Carrott - Nearly Three Hours of Jasper Carrott Source Cassette Tape FhG MPEG 1 Layer III 64 Kbps CBR 44100Hz, 16-bit, Mono The book 3 sets of tapes found in a Charity Shop, no cases, no inlays, just lying around bound up with an elastic band, cost 75p.

The author Jasper Carrott, the stage name of Robert Norman Davis OBE (born 14 March 1945), is an English comedian, actor, television presenter, and personality. Born in Shaftmoor Lane, Acocks Green (which he said sounded like the address for "the home of a professional rapist"), in Birmingham, Carrott was educated at Acocks Green primary school and Moseley School. He worked as a trainee buyer at a city centre department store, the Beehive, with schoolmate Bev Bevan. In February 1969 he started his own folk club, "The Boggery", in nearby Solihull with his friend Les Ward. Carrott performed folk songs and as an MC. His banter overtook the songs and he became more a comedian than singer. He also worked as a musical agent (with John Starkey, who was his manager from 1974 to 1992), as Fingimigig, managing among others Harvey Andrews. He toured UK rugby clubs. He recorded an album in 1973 called Jasper Carrot ? In the Club, which he sold from his van.

The album contained the original "Magic Roundabout", although mainly material used in his next three LPs (such as "Hare Krishna", "Car Insurance", "Bastity Chelt", and "Hava Nagila") plus the Fred Wedlock song "The Folker". He had a UK Top 5 chart hit in August 1975 with the novelty record "Funky Moped", written by Chris Rohmann and produced by Jeff Lynne. The B-side was a risqu? monologue parodying the children's TV series The Magic Roundabout. This was banned by the BBC, which is widely believed to have contributed to its success, which in turn led to his appearance on the BBC's Top of the Pops. By the late 1970s, Carrott had developed anecdotal sketches which he still performs 30 years on. Often they purport to be auto-biographical; many celebrate the Birmingham accent and culture, including his support of Birmingham City. His live performances were recorded as Jasper Carrott Rabbitts on and on and on... and Carrott in Notts.

Notable hits were "Bastity Chelt", a song in Spoonerism, "The Football Match" describing a visit to Old Trafford, "The Nutter on the Bus" including the cry "Has anybody seen my camel?"), "The Mole" ("There's only one way to get rid of a mole ? blow its bloody head off!") and "Zits" ? an explanation of American slang for spots that brought the word into use in Britain. In 1979 he published A Little Zit on the Side, a humorous autobiography. The follow-up, Sweet and Sour Labrador, mixed sections of stand-up routines with similar autobiographical material, much of it related to his world travels. Jasper was once a comp?re for the Birmingham Heart Beat Charity Concert 1986, which featured local bands such as Electric Light Orchestra and the Moody Blues, with a finale that included George Harrison from the Beatles. On 15 September 2007 he was inducted into the Birmingham Walk of Stars at the Arts Fest 2007 celebrations. The award was presented by the Lord Mayor of Birmingham. Carrott is the second inductee, following Ozzy Osbourne.

Carrott was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award by the British Comedy Awards on 6 December 2008. Show Demonoid some love with

Question: What was the B-side of Jasper Carrott's hit record of 1975 - 'Funky Moped' - banned by the BBC?
Answer: 'MAGIC ROUNDABOUT'