Dumb Ape Who Sings Football Jingle Fired For Being Giant Bunghole are you ready for some hitler Dumb Ape Who Sings Football Jingle Fired For Being Giant Bunghole By Add to Flipboard Magazine. Dirtbag clown/redneck millionaire Randall Williams — who goes by his legendary father’s name to better fleece the poors — done went and half-assed called Obama a “Hitler” on the Fox News, and you know you can only do that in code, or while huntin’ coon with Rick Perry or whatever. So the football show has fired “Bocephus.” How could Hank Jr. do this to the South, which was supposed to rise again, like Southern Jesus? This means, we guess, that the football show will no longer have that shitty re-written version of “Hank Junior” doing his shitty 1980s name-dropping Nashville schmaltz, “All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight,” itself a craven sequel to his earlier idiot singalong, “All My Rowdy Friends.” So he compared Obama to Hitler, and Boehner to … Netanyahu?

And then said Joe Biden and Barack Obama were “the enemy.” Then he probably farted for a good long time on the chair and the Murdoch people had to burn it behind Fox News headquarters, in that incinerator they use all the time for “the truth.” Randall Williams is a dumb turd. He should run for president of the Tea Party and the whole of America. He is the perfect Successful American, in that he inherited his lucrative business and still couldn’t buy any talent or brains and also is so dumb that he went walking one time and managed to fall off a mountain, losing his face in the process, which is why his poorly reconstructed head resembles a dumber, less charming version of one of those pan-faced muppets from “The Electric Teeth.” Here’s an article from five years ago when he was arrested for sexually assaulting some teen-ager in a hotel. GO FOOTBALL AND USA NOW!!! [ NBC ] TAGS … Chichikovovich Man, even by country music standards that is some maudlin tripe. If Randall had written that while Hank Sr. was alive, the old man would have tossed this no-talent regression to (below the) mean off the mountain himself.

neiltheblaze The sing-songey rhyming scheme is right out of the Hallmark trash bin. HELisforHEL Oy, it reads like one of those ghost-girl-saves-the-teens-in-the-burning-car stories from 8th grade. He & Kesha should become writing partners. He definitely didn't inherit any of his Dad's talent. I suspect ole Hank's little swimmies must have been packed with booze when they took that trip up Ms. Hank William's girlie bits. Alcohol poisoned zygote production would at least explain why his son is so fukkin stupid. BklynIlluminati I hated that song anyway. The only enemy you have Hank is your colossal ignorance and the fact you seemed have lost your self respect running around looking like that yikes! Barb He's a living monument to the irrelevance of genes in determining ability and/or talent. I don't think his attempted sexual assault on that teen girl should have been mentioned in this article though. He was probably just high on drugs and thought he was at a family reunion. PuckStopsHere Damn. Now THAT is a throw-down! Barb Thanks and good morning!

Texan_Bulldog In Hank's defense, her name was Holly Hornbeak–he probably thought she was a porn star. tessiee Also in Hank Jr.'s defense, any girl in his (ahem) neck of the woods would have been married and divorced at least a couple of times before she reached her teens. Callyson Also: Williams has said he's interested in running as a Republican in 2012 for a U.S. Senate seat in Tennessee. Watch your back, Texas and Arizona–there's a new candidate for wing – nuttiest state in town… Bonzos_Bed_Time Skoalrebel will not be happy to hear this :-( LesBontemps This guy makes Skoalrebel look like Plato. memzilla This is another reason to close the border and put up a big fence. And by "border," I mean the Mason-Dixon Line. carolinaswamp Oh no! Please! Don't leave us down here in the dark alone with the People of Wal-Mart! prommie We'd even lose a chunk of South Jersey, which would not necessarily be a bad thing. Guppy06 The Mason-Dixon Line is the border between MD and PA.

At the time, DE was still part of PA. So both DE and NJ are considered north of it. /pedant worst. Walter Sobchak impression. ever. you're not even fucking Jewish, Hank. Nothingisamiss I found this over at Free Republic: poncho_pilot that's confusing without context. are they comparing Obama to Hitler or saying they both spoke "the truth"? oh, wait…free republic…never mind. Barb How hard up for filled airtime is Fox News if they are pondering, "I wonder what Hank Williams Jr. is thinking about right now?" This is a man who's dog learned to scoot his ass across the carpet by watching his master do it. Hank wrote a song called "McCain/Palin Tradition," which has lyrics referring to Palin as a "good lookin' dish." The dish she most reminds me of is scrapple; chicken lips and pig peckers, help together by mush. LesPaultard Barb is awesome all day – thanks for the visual of scooting! LesBontemps Where do you find a meal like that? 'Cause that's someplace I want to be sure to avoid. lowaltflier Pennsylvania.

I saw them making this on the Dirty Jobs show. Must be an aquired taste. ChuckieJesus Scrapple is Pennsylvania chitlins. And I am the kind of girl who eats the pickled pigs feet, so pass it on over here. Been in the midwest too long, all they got is this weird lye covered fish crap. HistoriCat Ugh – scrapple. My mom used to get that … I tried to tell her that we weren't in a Depression, so there was no need to eat that. These days I guess that argument isn't so convincing. Gretchen wanted to "pick his brain." Slim pickins. tessiee "lyrics referring to Palin as a "good lookin' dish." " Translation: Most of her teeth and a womb that's vacant at least some of the time. GeorgiaBurning "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"- was that Dean Wormer or Hank Senior? If this guy wasn't related to Hank Williams, he'd be the pit man at a Jiffy Lube. mookwrthwilson Pit Man? They wouldn't let this loser anywhere near the cars.

He'd be in the cashier's booth or maybe the guy who points you into the garage bay, although he'd probably fuck that up too. bagofmice mrblifil That one is making my brain hurt. It's like an Escher sketch of "you know who else" jokes. I think if Hitler had had a son, he would have made a more productive contribution to society than Hank Sr. dickheaded failure ever could or ever will. emmelemm Now there's a screenwritin' pitch. (Or a great first novel, if you're, you know, highbrow.) Secret son/descendents of Hitler discovered! (Sort of like the "secret descendents of Jesus"/Dan Brown type stuff.) What diabolical doings have they been up to all this time? Or, conversely, maybe they're the nicest folks in the world, and their lives are ruined by their secret being discovered! Or maybe, they live as normal folks, but as their secret is about to be broadcast to the world, they are forced to silence their betrayers… forever! Someone with more talent and imagination than me get on this, stat!

tessiee ♪ ♫“All my racist friends are comin’ over tonight!”♫♪ Doktor Zoom Aaaand, it looks like the Teatard Talking Point is beginning to coalesce around variations on this, from Freeplandia poster "1malumprohibitum" : Actually he never compared Obama to Hitler. What he said was Boehner and Obama Golfing was like Hitler and Netanyahu golfing. In other words, you could not find two more diametrically opposed people to play golf. He was no more likening Obama to Hitler than he was calling Boehner Netanyahu, ( which wouldnt even make sense as Boehner on his best day couldn’t even polish Bibi’s shoes.) See, it would be ridiculous to compare Boehner to Netanyahu, so there's no way that Williams meant that Obama was like Hitler, although really, when you think about it, he kind of is. But clearly, libruls have just missed the fine subtlety of Hank Williams Jr's nuanced analogy. (For a moment there, I was worried that typing "nuance" in proximity to "Hank Williams Jr." might make my computer asplode…) EDIT: Oh, dear.

Freeper "BenKenobi" thinks he has the winning comparison: To be fair, Obama’s only had 3 million die on his watch frm abortion. UPDATED EDIT: And some post-racial analysis from Freeper "RummyChick": I saw a clip of the black girl on The View raking Barbara Walters over the coals for saying the name on the rock. It was astounding to see. She didn’t have a problem with Whoopi saying it but was greatly offended at Barbara. NOT ONCE DID ANYONE MENTION THAT IT IS THE NAME OF A FLOWER. rahelio I understand the impulse to "study the enemy." Shit, back in the day, I used to read the Loonie Moonie Times for kicks. But going to FreeperKKK.com gives me heart palpitations. Your courage is appreciated. elfgoldsackring FFS, later on Gretchen even says "you're comparing the president to one of the most hated people in history" and he says "that's true". Hoist by his own retard. Nothingisamiss Doktor Zoom….you have great courage, my friend.

Please use the brain bleach, and make sure you drink lots of fluids today to wash out the scum left on your soul. Texan_Bulldog Hahahahaha…you said 'nuance' in the same sentence as Hank Williams Jr. Hahahahaha…gotta go get a drink of water. Tundra Grifter DZ: Well played! Of course, when progressives such as John Kerry and Dick Durbin use "nuanced analogy" regarding the US Military and German soldiers, that is immediately reduced by the right wing to "They called them 'Nazis!'" Fare la Volpe I saw a clip of the black girl on The View raking Barbara Walters over the coals for saying the name on the rock. It was astounding to see. She didn’t have a problem with Whoopi saying it but was greatly offended at Barbara. NOT ONCE DID ANYONE MENTION THAT IT IS THE NAME OF A FLOWER. Can someone please explain to me what the hell she's talking about? I cannot bring myself to waste brain cells figuring out Teatard prattle. Guppy06 Derp, thank you. I caught a bad case of The Dumb this morn.

BaldarTFlagass Wait, "niggerhead" is the name of a flower? Who the fuck named that? Davis Jefferson Linnaeus? Fare la Volpe The same guy who named it Rapeseed . not that Dewey The NYPD prefer this variety. tessiee "Actually he never compared Obama to Hitler. What he said was Boehner and Obama Golfing was like Hitler and Netanyahu golfing." OK, so he never *compared* Obama to Hitler. What he said was that Obama was *like* Hitler. That clears up the… Oh, wait. No. No, it doesn't. It just demonstrates that the person who posted that is a dumb shit who doesn't understand the meaning of simple words like "compare". Native_of_SL_UT I see the nuance here. He's not comparing Obama to Hitler. He's just saying that we can solve our political problems by sending one side of the debate to the "Showers." tessiee That sounds like a very, um, final solution. OkieDokieDog What FOX exec thought it would be a good idea or gee, I don't know – relevant, to even ask Hank Jr. to "weigh in" on the GOP field?

Was Ted Cat Scratch Fever not available? poncho_pilot The same idiots who would ask Sarah Palin to comment on middle east peace negotiations. LetUsBray Nooge heard the old head of his local draft board was in town and therefore just to be on the safe side busy accumulating a week's worth of dump in his pants like the big tough guy he is. CapnFatback This is good news for Toby Keith. (I know, I know, it's my second Toby Keith snark in a week's time. Blame it on the comedy rule of the "hard c.") FNMA Let's see, Tony Keith is a cocksucker. OK, I see how that works. NorthStarSpanx On a slightly redeeming side, I thought it was pretty cool of Toby Kieth to embarrass Fox News re: Sarah Palin's Real American Stories: "Fox lifted an old interview I gave in 2008 to someone else & are misrepresenting to the public in order to promote Sarah Palins Show. WOW," [LL Cool J] tweeted. Likewise, Toby Keith never sat down with Sarah Palin, Keith's spokesman told HifFix. "We were never contacted by Fox," Keith's spokesman said.

"I have no idea what interview it's taken from. They're promoting this like it's a brand new interview." HarryButtle Fox News. Perfect fer folks who done fell off'n a mountain and landed on their heads. Guppy06 Teabagger boycott in 3… 2… Seriously, Disney is biting the hand that feeds them in this case. HeadsIWin After Rush and Hank Jr. – for balance- they would bring in Sharpton for color commentary and have Kanye produce the next awful intro number except rednecks are apparently the only demographic gullible enough to lure in their advertisers. Come on, progressives, drink more shitty beer! That boy, I say that boy is about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal. tessiee [sotto voce a la Foghorn Leghorn] Pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy. Negropolis I do declare that this gentleman is a few crows short of a proper murder. I say, that boy's a few ears short of a bushel, even, a few fathoms short of a riverbottom.

I do say that he's about as self aware as boll weevil in a cottonbud, and as satisfied as a tick on a dog, I'll tell you what. I'm running out of (made-up) homespun Suthanisms… Biel_ze_Bubba "A few cans short of a six-pack" should cover it for this goober. Nopantsmcgee I say, that boy''s about as sharp as a sack o' wet mice. MICE that is. Barb I just went over to Amazon.com and looked up Hank's song, "A Country Boy Can Survive." The release date was September 21, 1993 and under "customer reviews" there are NONE, not a single one. Even Playtex Tampons got one review: "It was a decent buy, it is not my first choice for feminine products but serves it purpose. Packaging was very good." Five days a month, cramps, bloating and all, people care more about tampons than Hank. OkieDokieDog Hank Jr. should start selling Bocephus tampons for GOP/Teabagger candidates. When your bunghole needs plugging cause it won't stop running.

or something. rahelio Considering a used tampon has more sense than good ole Randy here – three drinks ago – it makes sense. snoopyfan2010 Were the tampons listed in the "Those who viewed this item also viewed these" section? If so, that is your answer to why country boys can survive. Tampons are useful. Hank, not so much. Barrelhse Bloody shame. __kth__ "Country Boy Can Survive" , in case anyone was unaware how godawful dumb and horrible that song is. A really great glimpse into the abyss that is Hank Jr's mind. HistoriCat Come on I love that song! Idiot rednecks boasting about how they can survive without any help from anyone. As long as they can buy ammunition and gasoline, of course. Wait – what do you mean there's no more ammo and gas after society collapses?? You want me to walk?? That's not Real Mercan! tessiee "Look, all I need is a cabin in the woods, some food, gas, electricity, water, a girlfriend, a gun, a hunting license, and some ammo! ' You nailed it, Jr.!

MiniMencken Well, when Hank Williams, Sr. was Junior's age, he'd been dead for 33 years. Sometimes the fruit does fall pretty far from the tree. henrypuppyhead I don't think ESPN had any issue with his comments (this is Disney after all). I think they were just flat out embarrassed by the sheer buffoonery. "Hehe, sure like me some of them Gretchen titties, mmmhmmm." Negropolis Dumb Ape Who Sings Football Jingle Fired For Being Giant Bunghole Wait, you can be fired from Fox for that? Behold, humanity, your master race! Negropolis Are you ready for a pitfall! DesertTed Fox news, will you please have Faith Hill on so she can say something stupid and then NBC will get rid of her crappy opening song on Sunday Night Football? Texan_Bulldog I think Faith & her hubby Tim are closet Dems (she sang at one of Obama's inauguration balls). Don't think they're going to be mouthing off something stupid like that. And, no, I'm not a country music fan.

Limeylizzie I have met her and she is really nice, not so pretty sans make-up, but a lovely human-being. usernameguy OBammer Is Hitler *Belch* Yep… Derp. *Fart* I HEAR he's a Muslin Just LIKE HITLER *Belch* *FART*. Today Tea Party Amercia has found it's new All American Leader. Rotundo_ Or at least Tenessee has found a new Senator to represent their contributions to the Confed(oops) United States of America! Come here a minute Randall Williams is wearing the same disguise as FLOTUS wears to Target! "Hank Jr.", you can go to Target and nobody will care about your face. glamourdammerung I wonder if he was on Fox to make up for its quota of mentally challenged drug addicts since they fired Beck. RedneckMuslin Well, if Obama didn't want to be thought of as Hitler he shouldn't wear that stache in his photo at the TB rallies! (Everytime he does that I have a little more love for der fuhrer). BaldarTFlagass I want to ride in The car Hank died in.

Barrelhse I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac. mavenmaven The scary part is the fox anchors keep joking with him and asking for his "opinion" on things. Should go in the reel along with the teabag crowd booing the gay soldier, etc. Negropolis I was shocked that they had genuine looks of "oh shit, did he really just say that?" on their faces when he dropped the bomb. mavenmaven He's a stinking turd who should have been banned from any decent media after this song … SenileAgitation Maven, my ears! It's a fountain of idiocy. Though I did have to give grudging nod for mention of Wolverton Mountain, johnnyzhivago You would hope the dumb fuck would go crawl into a hole, but he'll probably be a hero now. Right here in NJ yesterday I saw a pickup truck (with NJ plates) with a confederate flag attached to the gun rack in the back. America: 300 million assholes strong! Negropolis This is a very rare sighting up North, but I have seen a few Northerners (I can count on one hand in fact) with Confederate flags.

It's one of the few things that really make me see red. Forget the meaning of the flag, you're living in states that sent men that died to keep your stupid asses in the Union. I hear it's a lot more common to see this shit in Indiana than where I live. Barb I can deal with the flag after vomiting. It's the attitude that "hey, the blacks are lucky that we brought them here and gave them Christianity" that pisses me off. YasserArraFeck Not common, but not particularly rare here in the Pittsburgh, trapped in the empty quarter between the rust belt and West Virginia. People may live in the 'burbs here, but they're swamp-hopping hillbillies at heart…Hell Yeah!! SorosBot It's something I've seen on the rare occasions I've been forced to go into the Pennsylvania hinterlands; and fuck is it scary. I feel like screaming to people, "you do know we were with the good guys in the Civil War, the side that won, right?" It does help explain why my city keeps getting fucked over by the state. Pres.Libunatic Pennsyltucky, ftw!

If you are a Philadelphian, you're right on. Philly is chronically starved of mass transit money because the 'Tuckians don't want to see the Poors riding around on SEPTA, the result being that Philly has a 70's style mass transit system (with about the same reliability). It was very frustrating when I lived there. I mean, you still have to use tokens unless you have a SEPTA pass. For some reason Pittsburgh seemed immune to that sort of vaguely racist and classist attitude, maybe because the Burgh is full of Pennsyltuckians itself. SorosBot Yep, Philly. And fuck SEPTA still using the tokens when all other mass transit systems switched to card-based fares over a decade and a half ago. They also keep the city starved of state funds, as we pay a lot more tax money than we get from the state, subsidizing those Pennsyltucky assholes who complain about their money going to "those people" in Philly even as the truth is the other way around.

Beowoof Always here the locals here in Western NY say that we support all that welfare in NYC, when the opposite is true, the taxpayers in NYC support their dumb asses upstate. As with most teatards, never let facts get in the way of their dumb opinion. emmelemm Pres.Libunatic There is a large part of NJ which is geographically south of the Mason-Dixon Line if you kept drawing it across the Delaware River. I'm talking Salem County (home of the Cowtown Rodeos), Cumberland County, parts of the southern shore counties, etc. And the Pine Barrens can be a fascinating place at times. Shit, there are rednecks everywhere. I knew a guy in college who was from the burbiest of NJ suburbs and fancied himself a True Suth'run, complete with the Stars 'n Bars fluttering from his dorm. An_Outhouse Upstate NY reporting in: unfortunately confederate flags are popular with the fetal alcohol survivors. Beowoof Yes, get south of Rochester and there they are the dumb bastards driving huge pick up trucks to compensate for small dicks and big ole confederate flags. Driving around wasting gas in the pretend work trucks.

bflrtsplk Hank Jr. for Preznet (Say it real slow with the thickest deepest Suthen drawl you can manage). I'll drink to that … and drink … and drink … and drink … and drink … x111e7thst Hey at least Jr. is still fat and pasty like a real Amerikkkan. Texan_Bulldog I bet he still has his open invitation to Niggerhead though. Doktor Zoom NOT ONCE DID ANYONE MENTION THAT IT IS THE NAME OF A FLOWER. –Some genius on Free Republic DashboardBuddha I know, right. Flower it may be, but it's a shitty name, it's history of a sorts…and if you name your stupid big hat ranch after something with a shitty name, you're just being a dick. Fox News amazed that an unregenerate racist asshole would act like one when given a forum. ESPN shocked that an uncultured boob who they featured for 20 years might be a racist. We live in astonishing times. freakishlywrong If by "astonishing" you mean "completely fucked up and down the rabbit hole", then, agreed.

HELisforHEL "Uncultured boob" describes the bulk of Football's fan base. Negropolis America, this is why we can't have nice things. not that Dewey FOX PRODUCER: We got the "Gretchen Carlson is hot" joke in 5..4..3….Cue the slide whistle! And… oh. Kilmeade just pooped in his pants. Alright. Somebody get this dumb redneck outta here. LowProfileinGA Gretchen Carlson Upskirts: not that Dewey Being compared to dumbass brain damaged stain of Hank Williams Sr's legacy that's insulting to Apes and Bungholes. Indiepalin I'll have what he's having. Barb Some sort of redneck nervous breakdown? Negropolis My guess is that it's equal parts meth, horse tranquilizers, and fat on the brain leading to early-onset dementia, bless is enlarged, cholestoral-ridden heart. Either that, or simply falling hundreds of feet directly on your face can fuck you up in more ways than one.

Tundra Grifter IDP: Apparently his son "Hank 3rd," although Randall really isn't "Hank, Jr." thinks his Dad had a wake 'n' bake. He suggested "politics and weed don't mix." I'm not so sure about that… PuckStopsHere This is great news for Puck! This could create the opening I've been looking for to get some airplay for a couple MONSTER country tunes I've been working on. To wit: "Come Back When You're Younger" and "It Hurts So Much Since You've Been Gone, It Feels Like You're Still Here." Quality studio time w Gretch is right around the corner! I can feel it. Should I compare NObama to Stalin or Mussolini, tho? Your thoughts, please. johnnyzhivago Puck, I hope your songs include a healthy serving of references to your dog and your truck.

My suggestion is to change them to "Drive your truck back here when you're younger" and "It Hurts Since You've been Gone (and Bring my Dawg Back you bitch)" I think you're on target with your interview idea, but to make some headlines you need to include a noose reference in there. Barrelhse All good, but I think Jesse James did one called "Come Back When You're Younger, Cole." alzronnie The real Hank Williams said that "the best part of him went down my leg." baconzgood Hey Mr. Producer on Hank's set. Was this your first day? Couldn't you trip over the cord or somthing? Did we learn a lesson about telling fat washed up dick head country music stars "Just say what you feel and it'll be fine. We're live in 3,2.." P.S. On a personal note: I don't want to find common ground with you either Hank. freakishlywrong Bread, circuses and hate. America 2011. baconzgood If we get a new Monday Night Football game I suggest the John Spencer Blues Explosion. NOT EVEN REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK!!!! BUT FUCKING AWSOME NO LESS!!!!

I loved the statement at the very end from Wretchin that the Bung Hole’s views don’t represent FOX News. I bet Fox gives him his own news show after this interview. freakishlywrong I know, right? You couldn't invent a more classic Fux watcher in a lab. (Even a meth one). johnnyzhivago Actually, if the "south woulda-won" WE would have had it made, because most of America's dumbasses would be in a different country. Except the CSA probably would have become the Greece of the western hemisphere and we'd be bailing them out right now. Negropolis Hell, Texas would have eventually broken away from the CSA, and then probably invaded the CSA. Seriously, though, the CSA probably would have lasted for a decade, at best, before it fell into its infighting. tessiee "the CSA probably would have lasted for a decade, at best, before it fell into its infighting." It wouldn't even have lasted that long. While the Civil War was still going on, Missouri tried and South Carolina at least threatened to secede from the Confederacy: Chaz Bono looks awful in this interview. Is s/he blind now too?

LowProfileinGA Ape libel! freakishlywrong So far, the best description of greasy Hank there has been Bob Cesca. He describes him as a "character in a Rob Zombie movie". I concur. … Pithaughn Me and my buds opened for Jr once in Denver. His band played for 15 minutes, he came out and sang 4 songs, and that was it. Serious disappointment. We did get paid though. Chichikovovich And the disappointment came because you were hoping for zero songs? (If Randall just lay in a drunken horse tranquilizer stupor in the back of his luxury RV, they might have just played Hank Sr. songs over the sound system for 3 hours. Better than what you got.) Negropolis I've been trying to think of who he reminds me of in this appearance, and I've finally figured it out. He looks like a veritable recreation of Weekend at Bernie's. He actually looks like a (barely) reanimated corpse, some taxidermy experiment gone horribly wrong, a Southern Frankenstein's monster, of sorts. You know, like something you put up in your farmfield to scare birds and small children away.

GunToting[Redacted] weejee As has been pointed out, talent-wise this nut fell far from the tree. This might get me to take a look at Monday Nite feetzball. Nah, that would require getting cable, and Mrs. weejee and I would prefer to spend that extra $5/day at the neighborhood small shops than give $150/mo to Comcast. KeepFnThatChicken The worst part? His fans will now embrace him even further. He didn't have to make a salient point, or prove anything, or show his hand. All he had to do was speak his mind, and he'll now be even more endeared to the rednecks. … FakaktaSouth Hey fucktard, how bout not talking about our President while wearing that God Damned Camo Alabama hat. That's bad for recruiting. Coach Saban says fuck off. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. elviouslyqueer What's even more amazing to me is that he's a Tide fan. I thought all rednecks naturally migrated to Auburn. FakaktaSouth You just made my whole day. prommie I'm not saying nothing. You told me I got to be sweet.

prommie Hey, I think you may have just created a new term, henceforth, I will never call it just plain "camo," from now on, it will always and only be "God Damned Camo." Capital letters and all. FakaktaSouth God Damned Camo forever. Thanks for being sweet in spite of what I am sure is better judgment. The boring "we're not all bad thing" in my defense: I live in a 30% African American county (and now zero hispanics, like even ones born here I think) that went 48% Obama and our mayor is so progressive he has been touted on the national stage for higher positions in the D-partay. Everyone here, including stupid republicans LOOOOOVE and seriously support him so much he ran unopposed last election. Also, football is fun. prommie I miss SEC football. I went to a Penn State game 2 weeks ago (Weekend at JoePa's) and the stadium was only half full, and they play stupid beer commercial music real loud on the PA between plays, what the holy fuck is that shit about? I wanted to hear the bands and chants and all thst stuff.

However, Temple has a dance squad that dances like the Fly Girls, and they are barefoot, they go barefoot, all of them, and there is nothing dirtier than a barefoot girl swinging her hips around. FakaktaSouth Half empty? That makes me mad. The only reason that we didn't get to go to the PennSt/Bama game was the lack of available tickets. Do they sell beer there? That. Sucks. (LSU went to West Virginia and got to drink beer. The WVU concessions reported that beer sales for that game equalled the consumption of all the beer consumed at the three games prior to their arrival. Again, fun!)And, I have seen those barefoot Temple girls. That is a great answer to the white platform go-go boots the basically nekkid girls here have worn here since the invention of go-go-ing… prommie I wish I could post the picture of my son and I posing with the temple cheerleaders. The game was in Philadelphia, which explains the attendance, Penn State home games are always full. I am not a fan of Penn State, unless they are beating Notre Dame, which I hate almost as much as FSU and Georgia and Mississippi and LSU and above all, Auburn.

I am still kicking around the idea of making an effort to get to a game this year, a real game, a Florida game, somewhere, any fucking where. I haven't been to a game in over 20 years. tessiee I actively dislike country music — not as intensely as I dislike football, but still pretty vehemently — but even I know that Hank Williams Jr. is *by far* the worst of all the Hank Williamses; Hank Williams Sr. being by far the best, Hank Williams III acquitting himself decently well in second place, and Hank Williams Jr. trailing disgracefully last. KeepFnThatChicken I actively ignore country music — as played on the radio. Give me Marty Robbins, Buck Owens, Dwight Yoakam, Waylon Jennings and Brad Paisley. To acknowledge any of those Williams coonasses just encourages them. Chichikovovich Not just the Hank Williamses: he's worse than Hank Snow, he's worse than Junior Kimbrough, and he isn't fit to change the oil filter in Lucinda Williams' Corvette.

[Note: I have no hard information indicating that Lucinda Williams has a Corvette.] [Note 2: But of course she does.] tessiee "I have no hard information indicating that Lucinda Williams has a Corvette" The only Lucinda Williams song I know is the one about how it's over, but she can't let go, but I figure her for a Camaro kinda gal. Ironically, his daughter Holly (Hank III's sister I mean) is a very capable songwriter and has quite a voice. Talent skips a generation. Toomush_Infer Pretty sure the story is the vetting process for informercialpolitiganda at FAUX – who decided it would be ok to let this drunken asshat on the show?… and where is that vetter now?… starfanglednut I have a great affection for Hank Sr. I don't really watch TV so excuse my ignorance, but who the hell is this greasy, rotund, hateful, stupid, and, judging from the links, absolutely abominable musician? And why is he being interviewed by anyone, anywhere? DashboardBuddha OT: Dear Lord…thou knows I leave for Texas in 4 days.

Please help me keep my mouth shut as I encounter Big Hat Dumbassery. BaldarTFlagass Buddha—voice of experience here, just nod and smile and ask for another Shiner Bock. DashboardBuddha Is that a good beer? I see a lot of them in my future, I think. BaldarTFlagass Well, it's a big Flagass Fave. Drink it out of the longnecks; lots of beer distributors/bars are lazy about cleaning out their pipes and on draft can be a bit of a gamble. What town are you headed to? DashboardBuddha Dallas/Ft. Worth area. Hey…it just dawned on me, if there are some wonketeers that live there abouts, I won't have much time, but I'd really dig meeting some of you. BaldarTFlagass I believe there are some here, but I ain't one of 'em. Maybe some DFW denizens can recommend a good bar; if not, there is a Texas chain that's pretty good called Sherlock's/Baker Street; English pub theme, very cheap drinks (at least at the San Antonio branch), there are several in the DFW area. Have fun!

DashboardBuddha Great tip…I'm a SH fan. HELisforHEL To me one of the best things in Texas. That, Gruene Hall and Austin. And San Antonio is pretty, but I hear it's overrun with redneck goons these days? BaldarTFlagass 30% white, 60% hispanic, 10% Af-Am or other. The rednecks don't make much of a dent here, which is why it's pretty nice. HistoriCat I second BTF on the Shiner. Hope your trip turns out OK – I'm not a big fan of the DFW area but I'm sure pockets of it are tolerable. Barrelhse So the GOP is bringing out the "intellectual heavies" of the right-wing. This should finally raise the quality of political discourse to a meaningful, thought-provoking, issues-oriented level. Thanks, FOX, for helping to make this ugly country what it is. Today Wall St., tomorrow FOX "News." smitallica ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BRANSON DINNER THEATER?? Tundra Grifter Apparently Ted Nugent wasn't available. Or Chuck Norris. Or Jon Voight.

Or any other C-List "entertainer." Cat_Damon "Williams, from Tennessee, has said he would run as a Republican for the U.S. Senate in 2012." – ESPN. Bocephus is ancient Greek for greasy phallus. Dude is in serious need of a bath. elviouslyqueer I actually enjoyed that clip, as I haven't seen that much collective pants shitting in, oh, ever. Well played, fugly redneck. Well played. El Pinche Hank Jr. is wrong, but he's entitled to his opinion. Dubya was Hitler. That's mine. Side note: In East Texas, there's an inbred division of the KKK which uses Hank Jr.'s visage as their mascot. They have his ugly ass mug on their sheets and white pickup trucks. HENCEFORTH, Hanky is the face of the KKK. emmelemm Is that like Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo? Cuz this guy looks like a big pile of poo. tessiee Nah. Hitler actually got a majority of the vote. Negropolis The KKK was shamed into dissolution up here in Michigan a decade or two, ago.

The only thing that effectively happened, however, is that they simply formed skinhead groups. KeepFnThatChicken So NOW is it okay for us to listen to the Dixie Chicks? crybabyboehner This is just a publicity stunt for his new record with David Allen Coe. BaldarTFlagass I didn't watch, did Hank give his views on the Occupy Wall Street movement? Chichikovovich After they cut to commercial, Randall continued: "I mean, it would be like Ollie North giving cakes to the Ayatollahs, or Reagan selling Arms to Iran, or Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussein and selling him WMD's or Bush giving a big ol' smooch to king of the country where almost all the 9-11 hijackers came from, or….Why are you making those faces and waving your hands like that?" Guppy06 It's like Adolf Hitler and Benjamin Netanyahu playing golf, talking about nationalist agendas like pushing out the inferior races and getting some living space. … wait, what? Wish I could upfist more than once for this comment, you naughty little fish.

Chichikovovich I remember when the Dixie Chicks were critical of Bush (nothing like comparing him to Hitler, just saying they were ashamed to share a home state with him) and there was a huge hullaballoo about "criticizing the Commander in chief" (sometimes adding:) "while our troops are putting their lives at risk overseas". Remember this open letter from a navy officer – the word "president" occurs only once, the phrase "commander in chief" three times. ("Bush" not at all. And "Chimpy" is right out.) … And then there was the Diane Sawyer interview on ABC with these gems: “If you do support the troops, should you be attacking their Commander-In-Chief?” and “But even people who said it’s fine to question the war, were shocked that someone would stand on stage and attack the Commander In Chief.” Do a Google search on "Dixie Chicks" and "Commander in Chief" – thousands of hits. But somehow, since around January 2009 I don't hear "Commander in Chief" anymore. And we still have troops putting their lives in jeopardy in Afghanistan and Iraq. I wonder why that is?

I suppose it must be that Diane Sawyer, that Navy aviator guy, and Fox news just aren't very patriotic anymore, and don't support the troops. elviouslyqueer Silly Chichi, that whole "patriotism" thing only applies when the president/CiC isn't a Half-bred Kenyan Muslim Manchurian Candidate Nigger™. NorthStarSpanx Hank Jr:don't retreat…reload! (Steps aside bc his 1st Amend.rights ceased 2exist thx 2activists trying 2silence"isn't American,not fair") less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Sarah Palin SarahPalinUSA Hank Jr.=even more powerful & effective w/out the shackles, so watch out Constitutional obstructionists. And b thankful 4 his voice,America! less than 2 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Sarah Palin SarahPalinUSA Hank Jr.=popped in your 8track & rocking 2 u as blez'd American. Guzzling Diet Dr. Pepper & my nice big SUV guzzles good clean energy! Free Speech, got to celebrate it!

less than 3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Sarah Palin We found a reason Hank Sr. started drinking, and ultimately left us all too soon. BaldarTFlagass I thought that equating Obama with Hitler was part of the whole Fox raison d'être. Shouldn't Hank get a break, since what he said was nothing more than anyone who goes on that network is expected to say? tessiee Yeah, but not so overtly that you could actually, you know, be held accountable. You can call Obama a Muslin Socialist Communist African Nazi, but if you don't say it in an *encrypted* way, there goes your plausible deniability up shit's creek. stew1 Ah, go fuck your fat cousin! tessiee Why? Are all his sisters out of town? ttommyunger "…Randall Williams is a dumb turd." . Really, Wonkettet, Jr. (if that is your real name)? I would like to inform you that I, myself, and several of my friends and acquaintances have been identified with that description on many occasions just for the simple fact that we continue to live in Georgia.

Although I make no unusual claim to above-average intelligence or hygiene, I totally reject your comparison to this knuckle-dragging buffoon. This moron obviously eats with his feet, shits in his bed and flings his feces in all directions without rhyme or reason. The very idea that he might one day rise to the level of a "Dumb Turd" is offensive and hurtful to Dumb Turds everywhere. Accordingly I and my friends have determined to file suit for Libel and in furtherance of this goal have retained the services of Dewey, Phuckem and Howe for that purpose. This will not stand! drawingporno I find myself intrigued by the proposition being put forth here that there exists certain occasions wherein the flinging of feces in all directions does indeed comport with some measurable understanding of rhyme and reason…It's just good to know that if I ever find myself somehow caught in a literal shit storm that there might be a perfectly rational, logical and (at least to the person(s) responsible for the airborne fecal material) justification behind it. BaldarTFlagass Your move, Lester Bangs.

KeepFnThatChicken It would seem there were tremors during Chubby Checker, and a full-scale pall when Stryper emerged. But, like L.A., you get used to the shaking. beavis420 Jesus Christ How did they think that his freak face and obscured eyes was a good thing to put on TV Schmannnity Doocy's face at 1:35 says: "that's too fucking stupid for even this show." Gleem_McShineys Steve Doocy is able to recognize something as being "too stupid"? This has to be some kind of divides-by-zero paradox. When does the wormhole open up? James Michael Curley I've been getting warnings from my virus software, McAfee, that it 'blocked content from suspicious sites' when Wonkette puts up a FauxNews video. Anybody else? tessiee Me too, also too. James Michael Curley Nice to know that Mc Afee has better taste then most Republican in its choice of viewing material. Beowoof And the irony is to watch black guys excel in professional athletics.

thefrontpage Randall Williams and Ted Nugent are secretive homosexual lovers, and the consistently caffeinated psychoness that spews from their mouths like volcano lava is simply psychological over-compensation for their shame in simply knowing other men in the Biblical sense. Or they're just dumb hillbilly rednecks. Troglodeity I will play Devil's Advocate here. Williams wasn't actually making a direct comparison of Obama to Hitler. He merely said that Obama and Boehner talking made as much sense as Hitler and Netanyahu talking. So you might just as well say he compared Boehner to Hitler. Which I think we can all agree would be perfectly reasonable.

Question: What country and western singer recently lost his lucrative gig singing the theme to Monday Night Football based on an ill-considered Hitler reference?
Answer: Hank Williams, Jr.