Charlie's Angels Charlie's Angels Sabrina Duncan, Jill Munroe, Kelly Garrett, Kris Munroe, Tiffany Welles, Julie Rogers, Natalie Cook, Dylan Sanders, Alex Munday, Kate Prince, Eve French and Abby Sampson Created by Ivan Goff and Ben Roberts "Once upon a time there were three beautiful girls who went to the police academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie." --spoken intro to each and every show. It was either the greatest discrepancy between quality and popularity known to television or good, clean, escapist entertainment, seventies-style. It did have a sort of style, I guess: the slick music, the sharp clothes and the full-blooded characterizations of Peter Gunn replaced by the hairspray, the nipples and the crazed rapist of the week. But this was, more than anything, the "archetypal jiggle show." It was really awful, really. The premise was that three female police academy grads are recruited by the mysterious but wealthy Charie Townshend of Townshend Investigations to be his operatives. Dashiell Hammett this ain't.

And it sure wasn't any kind of blow for sisterhood, or any kind of improvment on the image of women, as the cast and crew originally, laughingly contended. The Angels' chief M.O. was to go undercover. Over the course of the series they went incognito in such shockingly non-traditional female roles as fashion models, inmates in a women's prison, playmate centerfolds, nurses, massage parlour workers, exotic dancers, figure skaters, beauty contestants, stewardesses, cheerleaders and of course call girls. As Max Allan Collins quipped in The Best of Crime & Detective TV , they did "more damage to the cause of feminism than the Susan B. Anthony dollar." I mean, sheesh, even Barbie was a better role model. And less plastic. It didn't take long for even the show's own stars to deride its blatant sexism. As Farrah Fawcett-Majors noted at the time, "When the show was number three, I figured it was our acting. When it got to be number one, I decide it could only be because none of us wears a bra." Well, duh...

Originally, JILL MUNROE (played by Fawcett-Majors) was the athletic one, KELLY GARRETT (Jaclyn Smith) was the tough one (a former showgirl who had been around) and by default, SABRINA DUNCAN (Kate Jackson) was the "smart one." But Farrah's sudden emergence as some sort of sex symbol went right to her blow-dried head, and she left the show after one season, to be replaced by Cheryl Ladd in the role of her younger, feisty sister, Kris. Soon, introducing a new Angels got to be an almost-annual event. The off-screen hunt for new Angels, in fact, proved to be more entertaining and certainly more interesting than the show itself. Charlie was never seen, preferring to deliver his instructions through a speaker phone (his voice was actually that of actor John Forsythe), and through his go-between, the bumbling Bosley (David Doyle), who served as office manager and purported comic relief.

Only in the final episode, when Kelly is lying in a hospital bed, recovering from a shot in the head (by an embezzler, not a TV critic, as originally suspected), do we finally get a sneak peek at the elusive Charlie. At the episode's conclusion, he dissolves the agency. A grateful nation heaved a huge sigh of relief... And we've come so far. In 2000, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu starred in a big bucks remake. Sheeesh! Some cheese should just be left in an airtight container. Though, actually, the film is actually not bad. Okay, it's not great art, not by a long shot, but on its own terms, it works. Or, at least it's better than the original. Then again, how couldn't it be? Once again the "girls" battle bad guys, while Bill Murray earns a few smiles as Bosley and the action scenes are choreographed well. It was directed by hotshot music video director "McG" (Joseph McGinty Nichol when he wasn't quite so cool). Imagine the Spice Girls, but with Kung Fu.

It even coughed up a 2003 sequel (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle), although it was failed to keep the franchise going. But some ideas, no matter how much they make you cringe, you just can't kill with a stick. In 2011, a new television series was unleashed, promising "edgier" Angels. Yeah. Edgier. Smallville creators Al Gough and Miles Millar said they wanted to make the show more grounded and real, but the Angels are more interchangeable than ever. At least the original -- and the movies -- had a sense of Barbie doll sisterhood/empowerment going for it. You might not have believed they were private eyes, but at least you believed they were friends. The new show doesn't even have that going for it. It's fluff on the order of recycled dryer lint. Making it "grounded and real" just highlights how forced and lightweight the show really is -- and how poorly the writers understood the appeal of the original show. And did the world really need a hunky Bosley? I suggest you hurry up and watch it before they.. WHAT? Nevermind. It's been cancelled.

Classic TV Shows - Charlie's Angels | FiftiesWeb Classic TV Shows September 22, 1976 – June 24, 1981 (110) one hour episodes (5 seasons) in color on ABC Created by: Ivan Goff and Ben Roberts Produced by: Aaron Spelling and Leonard Goldberg CAST Opening Narration Spoken By: John Forsythe Once upon a time, three little girls went to the police academy, where they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie. STORYLINE The plot is pretty simple on Charlie’s Angels. Three very attractive policewomen are recruited into a private detective agency by a wealthy yet reclusive man named Charlie Townsend (voiced by John Forsythe). The three detectives called “Angels” are given their cases by Charlie’s assistant Bosley (David Doyle) or directly from Charlie via speakerphone. Charlie’s Angels are Sabrina Duncan (Kate Jackson), Kelly Garrett (Jaclyn Smith) and Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett). In progressive seasons there are quite a few cast changes among the Angels.

Jaclyn Smith and David Boyle were the only cast members who stayed with the series for all 5 seasons. Replacement characters included: Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett) was replaced in the second season by Cheryl Ladd as Kris Munroe Jill’s sister. Sabrina Duncan (Kate Jackson) was replaced by in the fourth season by Shelley Hack as Tiffany Welles. Then in the next season Tanya Roberts replaces Hack as Julie Rogers. Most of the cast changes were made to accommodate the actors moving on to other projects but unfortunately the public couldn’t keep up and after several top 10 rated seasons the show lost its ratings in the fifth season and wasn’t renewed for a sixth.

Video Clip of Charlie’s Angels Passings Farrah Fawcett died in 2009 of cancer, she was only 62 David Doyle died in 1997 of a heart attack, he was only 67 Welcome to Charlie’s Angels Sabrina Duncan | Charlie's Angels Original TV Series "The Smart One" Portrayed by Kate Jackson Years Active: 1976 – 1979 ESSENTIAL SABRINA EPISODES • Hellride • Dancing in the Dark • Angels In Chains • To Kill an Angel • Hours of Desperation • Angels on A String • Angels in Vegas BACKSTORY Sabrina is an army brat and grew up with a General for a father. It’s implied that she lived abroad during her youth, yet no mention of her mother is ever made. Sometime after college, Sabrina attended and graduated from the Los Angeles Police Academy, where she became friends with Jill Munroe and Kelly Garrett. During this time, she also met and married Bill Duncan, a fellow police officer, however the couple divorced due to Sabrina’s refusal to choose a safer career path.

She then got a job offer from Charles Townsend to work for his detective agency and became not only the first Angel hired but also the un-official team leader. Sabrina served admirably for three years as one of Charlie’s most capable and resourceful Angels. After her third year, the audience is casually told that Bri fell in love, married and became pregnant, never to be heard of again. YEARS OF SERVICE More info on Bri's fighting ability HAIR Did we mention how smart and resourceful Bri was? To be fair, Sabrina had to work side by side with Jill and Kelly who in another life could have been shampoo models. Her hair looked healthy and often cute, but never came close to stealing the spotlight from any other Angels. INTELLIGENCE Sabrina was smart, quick witted, clever and bi….lingual. Sabrina’s brains were one of her best assets and she could outwit bad guy and bad girl alike with a snarky smile and comment while playing a mean game of scrabble with Bosley. MARKSMANSHIP Next to Kelly, Sabrina Duncan seemed to be the most skilled with a firearm.

Quick to shoot a bad guy’s gun out of his hand, or in the leg if necessary, when Bri whipped out her revolver from the back of her pants you knew she was NOT playing with these fools… SPECIALIZED SKILLS • Bilinguist • Vehicular and Hand-to-Hand Combatant • Master of Disguse • Power Drinker • Bar Commander (Ability to conduct entire cases from behind the office bar) RIDE A 1976 orange Pinto hatchback was not even a cool car in 1976, but amazingly enough, Sabrina had the personality to make it work. She drove the hell out that car and looked much more natural and capable in it than Julie or Tiffany ever did. Bri couldn't be bothered about the Pinto's notorious reputation for exploding , and often used it to crash through walls and gates in pursuit of bad guys. FASHION SENSE Sabrina has somewhat unfairly been labeled the fashion victim Angel or the tomboy Angel, but she’s perhaps a hero to those who prefer comfy, practical turtlenecks and jeans over gowns and bikinis. Truth be told, when Sabrina did attempt to go the high fashion route she seemed uncomfortable and out of character.

While her co-workers pulled off haute couture with drop dead gorgeous results, making them seem elite and sometimes unapproachably intimidating beauties, Sabrina dressed up and behaved the most like someone you might actually know. TASTE IN MEN Sabrina tended to be drawn to prolific but age-inappropiate men (Angels on a String, Angels in Vegas), bad guys (Angel in Love) and older pornographers (Lady Killer). Her healthiest and most age-appropriate relationships were with a Gypsy James Darren (Circus of Terror) and a rival womens' football coach (Angels in the Backfield… sorry, couldn’t resist.) WEAKNESSES Despite usually being the most level-headed of Angels, Sabrina might have also been the fastest to get in a funk over a man. The moment she developed feelings for a client or suspect her loyalties would come into question, and she'd start snapping at her coworkers like a lovestruck teenager, risk compromising the investigation, and generally make everyone uncomfortable. It's little surprise that she was the only Angel ever to leave the agency in order to get married. MEET THE ANGELS What's your favorite season of Charlie's Angels?

1 Charlie's Angels - Show News, Reviews, Recaps and Photos - TV.com EDIT "Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties but I took them all away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie." Those famous words were heard every week from 1976 to 1981 during Charlie's Angels 5 year run. This ABC crime series began in September of 1976 introducing three stunning, sexy and young former policewoman, private detectives working for the Charles Townsend Detective Agency. The wealthy Charlie Townsend, voiced by John Forsythe , was their never-seen boss, who relayed assignments via a speaker telephone. The trio of Angels featured Sabrina Duncan; ( Kate Jackson ) the "cool, smart, multilingual leader," Jill Munroe; ( Farrah Fawcett-Majors ) the "athletic angel" and finally Kelly Garrett; ( Jaclyn Smith ) the "street wise angel." The Angels worked with their trusty male counter-part, John Bosley played by ( David Doyle ). Charlie's Angels was a huge success the moment it hit the airwaves in 1976.

The Angels were on gum cards, doll boxes, T-shirts, board games, puzzles and posters. They also graced the covers of Time magazine on November 22, 1976 and TV Guide on September 25, 1976. Charlie's Angels has appeared on TV Guide Cover four times, Sept, 25, 1976; Jaclyn, Farrah and Kate, February 18, 1978; Jaclyn, Kate and Cheryl, December 29, 1979; Jaclyn, Cheryl and Shelley and the last on December 18, 1993; Kate, Farrah and Jaclyn.moreless Question: What were the ... - Today's News: Our Take | TVGuide.com Question: What were the ... by TV Guide News | Jul 15, 2003 4:00 AM EDT Share on Facebook Share on Google Plus Share on WhatsApp Question: What were the character names of Jaclyn Smith , Farrah Fawcett-Majors , Kate Jackson , Shelly Hack, Cheryl Ladd and Tanya Roberts ?  G.Y., Baton Rouge, La.

Televisionary: As an addendum to my recent lead answer about Charlie's Angels (and in the order you asked): Smith was Kelly Garrett; Fawcett-Majors was Jill Munroe (1976-77); Jackson was Sabrina Duncan (1976-79); Hack was Tiffany Welles (1979-80); Ladd was Kris Munroe (1977-81) and Roberts was Julie Rogers (1980-81). ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Actress List - American Profile Home Celebrity Q&A ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Actress List ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Actress List Celebrity Q&A, Featured Article Could you list all the actresses who starred on the TV series Charlie’s Angels? —Ron Sawyer, Moore, Okla. There were six throughout the 1976-1981 series. Jaclyn Smith, as Kelly Garrett, was the only one to remain the entire run. The other angels were Farrah Fawcett-Majors as Jill Munroe, Kate Jackson as Sabrina Duncan, Cheryl Ladd as Kris Munroe, Shelley Hack as Tiffany Welles and Tanya Roberts as Julie Rogers.

Charlie’s Angels: The Complete Series is now on DVD. Kelly Garrett (Character) - Quotes Kelly Garrett (Character) from "Charlie's Angels" (1976) The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff. Sabrina Duncan : Well, I knew you were fast, kiddo, but moving in as hostess for the big man on the first day has got to be a record. Kelly Garrett : Must be my bikini. This style's called 'Bottoms up'. Sabrina Duncan : Ok, I'll go with Jill, I know what we're looking for. Now you, eh, keep Bartone off our backs, ok? Kelly Garrett : It's not your backs he's after... Kelly Garrett : But Charlie, how did you manage to ski into a tree? Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] It was a matter of chivalry, Angel. Any woman who expends the effort to wiggle into a pair of pants that tight, deserves the full attention of every red blooded male on the slopes. Jill Munroe : Oh, let us know if anybody writes anything juicy on your cast, Charlie.

Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] How's your breaststroke, Jill? Jill Munroe : Oh, I thought you'd never ask, Charlie. Kelly Garrett : Just swim in that water, Jill, don't drink it. Jill Munroe : Hey, do you know if Sabrina managed to sign on to 'move her tail' for Bartone's airline? Kelly Garrett : She did, but the way he looked her over I think he's after more than coffee, tea or milk. Jill Munroe : Right on schedule, stewardess Duncan. Sabrina Duncan : Only way to fly. [takes a sip from her wine] Sabrina Duncan : Thank you. Frank Bartone : Sorry, but I have to go the wine cellar. Kelly Garrett : I was hoping you'd consider attending to something more pressing, like you and I on the dance floor? Frank Bartone : It is very difficult to refuse an invitation like that, but I must for the moment. Peasant : I don't understand, I say 'Sweet Sue', I get wine, you pay me for wine? Kelly Garrett : That's how Henry Kissinger does it. John Bosley : Have formal charges been filed against Frank Bartone?

Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] In spades, Bosley. The word is, Bartone couldn't even win a leniency appeal from a lady judge and an all woman jury. John Bosley : All of our prime candidates have alibis for the time of the murder. Kelly Garrett : So our assignment is to shoot at the alibis until we find one that leaks? Alec Witt : No, actually, I only carry these around to accent my wardrobe. [indicating his cameras] Kevin St. Clair : I foresee a long and happy relationship for just the two of us. Kelly Garrett : Because I look like Dana Cameron? Kevin St. Clair : I have affairs with all my models, didn't anyone tell you that? Kelly Garrett : I guess they didn't. Kevin St. Clair : So it really doesn't matter who you look like. Kelly Garrett : Oh, I like subtle men, Mr. St. Clair. Kelly Garrett : This jacket is like a tarantula, it keeps grabbing me! Kelly Garrett : Do you think you can coral Woodman? Jill Munroe : Ooh, faster than Roy Rogers! Kelly Garrett : Roy Rogers?

Jill Munroe : Yeah, in my tomboy years, I was a real Roy Rogers freak. Ah, do you know when Trigger died, they stuffed him! [laughs] Jill Munroe : Is nothing sacred anymore? Sabrina Duncan : Well, it wasn't Woodman, that's for sure. Jill was with him and I was following them. Kelly Garrett : Where'd you leave him? Jill Munroe : My house. I said I had a headache, he didn't push it. Kelly Garrett : Gosh, you're over the hill at 24? Jill Munroe : [laughs] Very funny. [turns to Sabrina before she can speak] Jill Munroe : You shut up! Sabrina Duncan : You know, if you had been a couple of seconds later I would've been defiled by that creep. Kelly Garrett : Now, that's the first time I've ever heard you complain about that. Sabrina Duncan : Hey, he wasn't exactly Robert Redford, you know. If he had been Robert Redford, I might have said 'defile away'. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Now I'm going to have to hurry along, Angels. Work, work work.

Sabrina Duncan : Another case, Charlie? Gee, I thought you just finished one. Charles Townsend : I did, and the last one really took a lot out of me. Charles Townsend : [cut to Charlie sitting in a hot tub while a woman in a pink bikini climbs out of a pool and into the tub] But something else just came up, and you know how I put my heart into my work. Bye, Angels! Kelly Garrett : [to Kris] You ready to do some cheesecake? [Bosley knods aprovingly] Dale Woodman : What makes you think that you will succeed here? Kelly Garrett : What makes you think we can't? Dale Woodman : Somehow I knew she was going to say that. Kris Munroe : [watching a belly dancer] How does she do that? Kelly Garrett : I think you need special joints. Kelly Garrett : You're very punctual. Dale Woodman : You will be too, if you come to work for me. Kelly Garrett : I think you're staring at me. Steve : You know I'm staring at you. Kris Munroe : I think I'll mix. [moves off] Kelly Garrett : What do you do?

Steve : What do you like? Kelly Garrett : Oh, I'd like to know what you do. Julie Rogers : That's a tough operation down there. Bosley : Yeah, I know. Julie Rogers : I don't think you do. I was raised in a neigborhood like that. And what you see from the outside looking in, it's worse from the inside looking out. Kelly Garrett : I get the feeling she knows what she's talking about, Bos. Julie Rogers : Believe it, I do. Charles Townsend : [over intercom] I talked to the police commissioner this morning. He was as pleased with Julie's work as I was with yours. So we came up with this terrific idea. Kris Munroe : Which is? Charles Townsend : [over intercom] Well, the commissioner is willing to make an exception in Julie's case and issue her an investigator's license, on a trial basis. Kelly Garrett : She'd be working here, with us? Bosley : That's the general idea. Kelly Garrett : I guess It's alright to sit here, since I'm alone. [Haines shakes his head and finger negatively] Kelly Garrett : How do you know?

Mark Haines : I make the rules, I run the house. Mark Haines : Two winners in a row, must be my day. Kelly Garrett : I'm into questions. Kelly Garrett : Maybe those shots weren't meant for you, Frank. Frank Howell : No, they were meant for the sand! Kelly Garrett : Mr. Slocum, as you can see, this is a revolver I'm pointing at you. Kris Munroe : [Kris, opens door with excitement on her first day] Hi! well, I'm here. [Kelly and Sabrina looking puzzled] Kris Munroe : Kris... Kris Munroe. Sabrina Duncan : As in, Kris Munroe, Jill Munroe's younger sister, pigtails and braces? Kris Munroe : [Points to Sabina, with excitement] You got it! Kris Munroe : Ah excuse me, isn't that dance illegal? Kelly Garrett : Joke all you want. The hula's really great exercise. Kris Munroe : Uh huh. I'm just talkin' about what else it is. Kris Munroe : Hey, is that it, is that the speaker that Charlie talks to you on?

Kelly Garrett : There is no Charlie, Bos' made him up. Kris Munroe : I can't believe it, Charlie's been kidnapped and I haven't even seen him yet. Kelly Garrett : So what else is new? Kelly Garrett : She almost had us in her pocket. Sabrina Duncan : Almost only counts in horse years, huh? Kelly Garrett : Four questions, we split. Ok, sister? Kelly Garrett : That's one. Two: have you heard from Leilani Sako? Kona : Yeah. That's two. Kris Munroe : Hey, you know what, we could get killed trying this. Sabrina Duncan : Well, if we do, I have only one wish: Kelly Garrett : Yeah, that before we die... Kris Munroe : We all get to see Charlie. Jill Munroe : Hey, I'm gonna take the girls for some pizza, kind of a 'almost victory' party. Y'all come along? Kelly Garrett : I'm sorry, but we've got, eh, other plans [gives Alan a meaningful look] Jill Munroe : Oh, well, that's a healthy activity too. See ya! Dr.

Alan Samuelson : [sighs] Is there anything you're not terrific at? Kelly Garrett : [laughs] Navigating submarines. I never could get the knack. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Good morning, Angels, I'll get right to business. One of our informants called early this morning. He heard through the grapevine that there may be an attempt made on Kelly's life. Kelly Garrett : I'm afraid your grapevine doesn't grow fast enough, Charlie, the attempt was made last night. Sabrina Duncan : Ok, in the meantime, do you have a place to keep a low profile? Kelly Garrett : A motel in Burbank. Jill Munroe : Well that's as low as a profile can get! Jill Munroe : [Kelly has just had a disturbing phone call] Our limping friend? Kelly Garrett : Hm-hm. He wanted to express his appreciation for our staying in one place. And to let us know there's a lot more explosives left. Jill Munroe : Oh, that's terrific. My life's ambition has always been to be a sitting duck. Kelly Garrett : Do you ever get serious? Jill Munroe : When I'm being shot at? Never.

"Charlie's Angels: One Love... Two Angels: Part I (#4.24)" (1980) William Cord : I'm not selling encyclopedia's, I swear. Kelly Garrett : Oh, you never are It's, eh, 'Education', or 'Research Material', but if I let you in and you open up that case, out pop those beautiful leather bindings and in 15 minutes you'll have sold me a whole new set of encyclopedia's William Cord : Do you already have a set of encyclopedia's? Kelly Garrett : [small voice] Two sets. Kelly Garrett : You three and Charlie, you're the only real family I have. John Bosley : Unless Oliver Barrows is your father... William Cord : Are you alright? Kelly Garrett : You mean aside from being terrified? Kelly Garrett : Oh, I'm fine! Glenn Staley : Well, you were right, she's everything you've said. Kelly Garrett : Well, I don't know what he told you, but... Glenn Staley : Well, he told me you were very lovely and very intelligent, but strangely enough not in that order. Oliver Barrow : So you're miss Garrett, if that's your real name...

Kelly Garrett : Oh, I don't know my real name. Garrett is the family name of one of the sisters at the orphanage where I was raised. Oliver Barrow : I see. And you believe your true name might be the same as mine, Barrows. Kelly Garrett : I don't know what to believe, Mr. Barrows, but I've done quite well with Garrett. Kelly Garrett : Charlie, this is Kelly. Charles Townsend : [on the phone] Kelly, you sound strange. Something wrong? Kelly Garrett : Oliver Barrows is dead. Charles Townsend : [on the phone] I'm sorry, I truly am. If there's anything I can do? Kelly Garrett : I want to hire you. I need to know who I am. Kelly Garrett : Back so soon? Kris Munroe : Yes, it got a little heavy. Tiffany Welles : You mean he got rough? Kris Munroe : No, he got very gentle. I got a little rough. Edward Rourke : If there's a gun in that purse, you'd best leave it right where it is. Kelly Garrett : Why would I have a gun? Mr. DeMargerin : Perhaps you were...

just reaching for a lipstick? Kelly Garrett : Well, you know... unexpected company, a girl likes to look her best. Mr. DeMargerin : [takes her gun out of her purse] Hm. You wouldn't look very pretty wearing this. Kelly Garrett : Like mother always said: 'pretty is as pretty does'. Mr. DeMargerin : I suppose you're not detectives, either? Kelly Garrett : I'm not denying that. Mr. DeMargerin : And you're all on a vacation? Kelly Garrett : Detectives do take vacations, like everybody else. Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] Angels, since you'll be shooting in the blind on this one, and Judy may not confide in you either, I suggest you establish some kind of cover going in. Kelly Garrett : I agree, Charlie. Perhaps we could enroll as music students in your school. Mr. Harkins : Oh? You're musicians? Kelly Garrett : Well, I can dance, and ah, Kris is a singer. Tiffany Welles : I play the violin, when it's not in the repair shop. Kelly Garrett : Well, we'll think of something. Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] Keep good thoughts, Mr.

Harkins. Kelly Garrett : Okay, so what do we have? A woman beater we can't procecute, a victim we can't talk to, a hooker named Rose who doesn't like her, but thinks Tiff and I will do great on the street. Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] That may be the best way to proceed, Kelly. Tiffany Welles : You're not suggesting we 'go into business', as they say? Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] It's exactly what I'm suggesting. Kris Munroe : No, Charlie's right. Tiffany Welles : All right, so the question is: where did Judy get a fist full of fast cash? Kelly Garrett : On the street. There are any number of ways: gambling, floating crap games, dope, numbers. Big Larry : Love what I see, love what I hear. Step into my garden of delights, my dear. Kelly Garrett : I bet you say that to all the girls." Big Larry : I say that to everybody!" Freddie : Get in the car, we're going to a party. Kelly Garrett : If we're going to a party, how come no-one's smiling?

Freddie : [without changing his sour expression] I am smiling. Get in the car. "Charlie's Angels: Fallen Angel (#4.5)" (1979) Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] Mr. Roth is a man with James-Bondian tastes, means and charm, also known to be an extraordinary jewel thief, he actually socializes with the very people he steals from. He always works in the daytime, with lots of people around, and he has never been caught. In fact, no-one in the jet set would even dream of accusing him. John Bosley : Some people vulgarly refer to him as the Ice Cat. John Bosley : Ah, most definitely, although in the past couple of years, he has branched out into emeralds and rubies as well. Tiffany Welles : Okay, we know who the suspect is. Kris Munroe : And we know what he's after. Kelly Garrett : So what's the catch? Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Roth is the catch, Angels, he's extremely self-contained, practically impregnable. And I have heard that he's impervious to feminine wiles.

Kris Munroe : Hm, that sounds like a challenge. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Well, it's certainly not a piece of cake. Damien Roth : I'm very flattered, but I don't give interviews. Kelly Garrett : Well, my blanket is right over there, and I have a tape recorder and a slew of questions. Damien Roth : I'm sorry, but the answer's no. Kelly Garrett : But your life is fascinating, I mean, you're a world traveler, a hobbyist, a sportsman... Damien Roth : And sometimes an artist, but also, you see, I'm a recluse. Jill Munroe : Stop following me around. It's not doing any of us any good. Kelly Garrett : What do you want us to do, just turn our backs and walk away? Jill Munroe : What are you talking about? I just wanna lead my life my own way. Kelly Garrett : Jill, don't you think that this has gone far enough? What's going on? You've gotta tell me the truth. Jill Munroe : There's this guy, Damien Roth. I think you've heard of him. I love him.

Kelly Garrett : We used to be so close. Jill Munroe : We used to respect each other's privacy too. Kelly Garrett : Jill, what's happening to you? Jill Munroe : I'll tell you what's happening to me. I'm feeling pressured by people I thought were my friends. I don't like it. Kelly Garrett : Do you really know Damien Roth? Jill Munroe : Oh, give me a break! How do you ever know if you really know someone? I thought I knew you and Kris. Kelly Garrett : Okay. Let's say you don't give a damn about what happens to you. Kelly Garrett : You're a good guy, Charlie. Like to tell you that to your face some day. Kelly Garrett : How do you hide a gun in a bikini? John Bosley : Very carefully. Kris Munroe : [upset and incoherent] Oh man, she was so scared. And it was like she knew something. Maybe about the murders. And I don't know, she was so lost and... and I was the only person that she could talk to, only, only I couldn't get through to her. Kelly Garrett : Slow down, Kris.

Kelly Garrett : [on speakerphone, slightly annoyed] Translation, someone, please. Lt. Francona : Then you had to be the last one to see her alive. Kelly Garrett : Betsie's killer was the last person to see her alive. Lt. Francona : If I want the cutes, honey, I'll turn on TV, ok? Kelly Garrett : We didn't realize this was lover's lane. Lon Molton : You have a way of showing up where you don't belong. Kelly Garrett : Well, that's why I'm with Kris. She's giving me belonging lessons. Kelly Garrett : Well, What do you think of Utopia? Kris Munroe : Are you kidding? I'm so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant. Kelly Garrett : Oh, it's running. You just haven't caught up to it yet. Kelly Garrett : [reading a newspaper clipping] Still No Clue in $2M Skyjack, B.J. Smith Disappears Over Idaho With Money. Kris Munroe : Hey, I remember that. It was a couple of years ago. This guy extorted money from an airline and then he escaped by parachute. They never did find him or the money.

Kelly Garrett : [on phone with Charlie] About six feet tall, medium build. He wore a stocking mask. Eh, aside from that he was strictly your average closet creeper. Kelly Garrett : I agree. Julie Rogers : I don't agree, about the unmotivated part. However twisted and crazy it is, whoever killed her friend had his reason. We've just got to figure out what it is. Waitress : You're eating or drinking? Kelly Garrett : You serve food? Waitress : Not much, the cooks a fool. Kelly Garrett : How's the bartender? Waitress : He's the cook's idiot brother. Kelly Garrett : I feel like I'm sitting on a keg of dynamite with the fuse lit. Kelly Garrett : I won't let him make me run scared. John Bosley : Kelly, if you're not scared, you should be. Kelly Garrett : I'm scared, I'm just not running. Mac Gossett : Hey, where'd you learn how to drive? Kelly Garrett : Hold on Mac, we don't have any breaks! Kelly Garrett : No, I'm not kidding. Jake Barnett : In a month they'll be busted. Kelly Garrett : Wrong, Jake!

I'll drive for them, I have friends that'll drive for them. We're not gonna let you put them outta business. We're not gonna let you win. Kelly Garrett : I picked up a 5'4" ventriloquist with a 6'4" dummy. Kris Munroe : [laughs] I hope you charged them two fares. Kelly Garrett : Well, I couldn't. The ventriloquist was sitting in the dummy's lap. Kelly Garrett : Where to? Mac Gossett : Where ever, eh, I wanna see this town. Just follow the front of the cab, I'll tell you where to turn. Kelly Garrett : Reasonable. Kelly Garrett : You think the gate guard's gonna buy this? 20A and 20B? John Bosley : Well, if he says anything, tell him you're part of an entry. You know, like in a horse race. Kris Munroe : Yeah, but what if he doesn't know from entries? Then what do we do? John Bosley : You're in running clothes, outrun him. Kelly Garrett : [referring to Sheick Hassir] Is that the grim reaper or a man in a shawl?

Kris Munroe : Or a very ugly lady in a shawl. Sabrina Duncan : Well, if you gotta be run down, better by a limo, huh? Twilliger : Oh, I thought we said goodbye earlier. Kelly Garrett : Oh, well we decided to stick around and help you with your problem. Twilliger : Aw, well, my problem is that you're sticking around. "Charlie's Angels: Bullseye (#1.9)" (1976) Kelly Garrett : Charlie Townsend is a no good, sadistic, totally insensitive, male chauvinist pig! Sgt. Billings : [Impressed by Kelly's results at target practice] You shoot well. Never seen a recruit take to it so quick. Kelly Garrett : Well, I was raised in Texas. Daddy had me shooting ducks from my stroller. Jill Munroe : [Complaining about Sgt. Billings' brusque manner] I get the feeling he knows his way around a gas chamber. Kelly Garrett : Yeah. He must've done his basic training at Auschwitz. Sabrina Duncan : Gloria Gibson, huh? I saw every film she ever made. She's just incredible.

Kelly Garrett : Yeah, I saw one of her pictures on TV last week. Ah, a western. Jill Munroe : She's a very heavy lady. Charles Townsend : [over speaker phone] A very nice lady. Ed : Hey, what are you doing for dinner? Kelly Garrett : Oh, I only eat nuts and berries. Ed : Oy. Some of my relatives do that. Personally I find it disgusting. Sabrina Duncan : [aiming her gun at bad guy # 1] Hold it! This makes a very nasty hole. Jill Munroe : [whips out her gun and points it at bad guy # 2] You can't be a beacon if your light don't shine, you know? Kelly Garrett : [walks up to bad guy # 1 and takes his gun] Whould you think I was pushy if I asked why you were shooting at me? Kelly Garrett : [aiming a gun at Brown & Michaels] I'm gonna ask quick, and I want a quick answer. And I'm in no mood for any cute stuff. Where's Murdock? Kris Munroe : [to Bri] Would you like something to eat? John Bosley : No, no, no.

You starve a cold, you feed a fever. Kris Munroe : I thought it was 'feed a cold and starve a fever'. Kelly Garrett : Well, she has both, so we can go either way. Kris Munroe : Listen, do you think Bosley will realize that I never drove a stationwagon? Kelly Garrett : Couldn't hardly what? Miss Withers : See. He wore very thick glasses. Kris Munroe : [looking at a picture of Ted Markham] Eh, Bosley, you can tell Charlie that I'll take the assignment. Julie Rogers : Hey! Wait a minute, don't we get to vote on this or something? Kelly Garrett : Well, I vote that eh, Mr. Markham spend some of those bills on me. John Bosley : I would say that you two have been outmaneuvered. Kelly Garrett : [having just fired a warning shot at Boris] Guess where I'm gonna put the next one if you don't put that gun down? Sabrina Duncan : What, Charlie, what is this, somebody's birthday? Charles Townsend : [on speaker phone] Good guess, Sabrina, that's exactly what it is.

Kelly Garrett : Well, it's not my birthday... Eleanor Willard : I see a white line... Kelly Garrett : Where, what is the line? John Bosley : What does it mean? Eleanor Willard : Well it, it may mean her life. Julie Rogers : It's really odd, you know? Kelly Garrett : Well, what do you mean? Julie Rogers : Well, a few days ago I was alone and then all of a sudden were here together and now, I'm, I'm being torn up inside about a girl I hardly even know. Kelly Garrett : Well, you can get to like Kris very quickly. I remember I did. Kelly Garrett : I don't know who you are, but you've got about two seconds to drop that gun. And one of them's already gone. "Charlie's Angels: Nips and Tucks (#4.21)" (1980) Kelly Garrett : The woman, do you know who she is? Angela : [sighs] Well, she was a patient, some time ago. For a long while I thought that's just what it was: a fascination, a pride in what he'd accomplished.

You see, she, eh, she is truly beautiful. Kelly Garrett : Mrs. Redmont, have you taken a look in the mirror lately? Angela : But it's different, don't you see? He did it. He created her. She was everything. The crystallization of his work, his sense of beauty. Her face came to life at his fingertips. I can't compete with that. Kelly Garrett : My bet is you can. Much better than you think. Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] From terrorist to hit-woman in three years. that's quite a move. Charles Townsend : [over speakerphone] Ah, of course. Hit-person. Sorry, Kelly. Kelly Garrett : What happened? You were supposed to have Collins. John Bosley : Yeah, they just now wheeled him into surgery John Bosley : Redmont's gonna take her in there with him. Kris Munroe : But she's not a surgical nurse. John Bosley : I know, and neither are those two goons of Collin's or Barbara whatshername. Kelly Garrett : You mean they're all in there? John Bosley : I thought you weren't speaking to me?

Jake Webner : 'Marion and her Merry Maids'. Well, you're a pretty maid, you know that don't you? Kelly Garrett : And you sure are a fine figure of a man. Jake Webner : Oh, she speaks with sweetly blessed lips and each word flies like tender doves on the morning air. "Charlie's Angels: Avenging Angel (#4.3)" (1979) Kelly Garrett : Who are you? What are you doing? Harold Sims : Please, Miss Garrett, let's not waist time with word games. You stole two kilo's of heroin that belong to us. That's street value two million dollars. We want it returned. Kelly Garrett : Heroin? I don't know anything about any heroin. Harold Sims : Your obviously a user! And that denial makes you appear quite stupid. Kelly Garrett : You've been a loser all your life. You were born a loser! And If I had'nt blown it for you four years ago, you would have messed it up on your own! Frank Desmond : All my life nobody cared about me, much. I mean if they did, I didn't know about it.

But when you helped me in there, and when you helped me through that hole in the roof, when you helped me, everything changed somehow. I mean, can you believe that? Kelly Garrett : If you can. Frank Desmond : I am obliged to you. Thank you. Kelly Garrett : You lay into me like that and I'll climb down your throat. Kelly Garrett : The clock's ticking, my feet hurt, and tomorrow I have some heavy waltzing. Kelly Garrett : Well, look, eh, Charlie discovered through his Earthly contacts that 'Cathy Wade' was a ficticious name. Her real name was Cathy Brendleberry. Kris Munroe : Hm. No wonder she changed it. Peter Russell : [venturing a guess why Kelly is here] You have been out of body. Kelly Garrett : Not since puberty. Kelly Garrett : [Kelly finds a dog guarding Brendleberry's Antiques] Eh, is anybody here? Mrs. Brendleberry : [off screen] Just you, me and the dog, deary. Kelly Garrett : He's growling. Will he bite? Mrs. Brendleberry : Only if you don't buy anything. Sally Miles : What?

Kelly Garrett : Next time you think about getting engaged, let me check him out first? Sabrina Duncan : You know, one thing about professional hitmen: they don't like complications. They want one shot, neat and clean, then a fast exit. So from now on, we'll all walk close together, we'll shift positions, we'll never give him a clear shot, him? Kelly Garrett : Right. Like Kris said, it beats hiding in corners. Kelly Garrett : How long has it been since you've been sprayed? Maxine : You have half an hour to get ready, girls. Kelly Garrett : Ready for what? Maxine : You're going to a party. And believe me, it's an invitation you can't refuse. Sabrina Duncan : Did you get anything? Kelly Garrett : You mean beside multiple bruises? Sabrina Duncan : Don't be like the Lone Ranger. The one I'm with's got hands like a linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys. Kris Munroe : There's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears. Sabrina Duncan : I have not heard this theory before. Kelly Garrett : I haven't either.

Kris Munroe : Well, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are. Kelly Garrett : Honey, listen to me. When you had the accident outside Rosie's, they threw a package into your truck. It was full of diamonds. Larry Kantrelle : [wondering who Kelly is] Who are... Kelly Garrett : [interrupting] It doesn't matter who they are, I'm your wife and I love you. Kelly Garrett : You've heard of the good guys and the bad guys? Nancy Coleman : Yeah, I made some of them what they are. "Charlie's Angels: Mother Goose Is Running for His Life (#2.20)" (1978) Kelly Garrett : Order me a black and tan and eh, I'll tell you a lot of things you don't want to hear. Jack Orwell : Tha'ts bad logic. If I don't want to hear it, why should I listen to it? Kelly Garrett : They may save your life. Motorcycle Cop : Hey, what's going on here? Kelly Garrett : This man's kidnapping me! Jack Orwell : Kidnap? She's just trying to get me into trouble, officer.

We had a lover's quarrel, you know. Would she be driving my van if I was trying to kidnap her? Kelly Garrett : He's lying, he forced me to drive! Motorcycle Cop : You call that driving, lady? Alexander Cruz : That was yesterday when your name was Walker. Today is today, Mr. Bosley. John Bosley : And tomorrow is tomorrow is tomorrow. Kelly Garrett : If we're gonna stand around quoting Shakespeare, it's gonna be a very tedious day. Kelly Garrett : I'm gonna make you one more offer, Bosley, and you're going to take it: thirty thousand dollars. John Bosley : Your offers are as tedious as my Shakespeare. Kelly Garrett : [nervous laughter] I quit! Kelly Garrett : Does he have to be here? He makes me antsy. Leonard Chaffey : Now, eh, what have you got against bodyguards, honey? I might have to guard your beautiful body some day. John Bosley : We have learned one thing that could tie Mrs. Mallin to Samuels and the truck driver. Jill Munroe : Mrs. Mallin was a dancer in the chorus line at... Sabrina Duncan : Mr. and Mrs.

Samuels worked as a waiter and a waitress at... Kelly Garrett : Sydney Carver makes weekly deliveries on Wednesdays to... John Bosley : ...The Versaile Hotel in Las Vegas. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] All right, that's the trail we have to follow. You'll all have to go up to Vegas. John Bosley : Only problem is: we don't have any real lead once we get there. Jill Munroe : Charlie, we've got to talk to Mrs. Mallin. Kelly Garrett : And without that, we could spend six months in Vegas and come back with nothing but a suntan. Charles Townsend : That's more than a lot of people come back with. "Charlie's Angels: He Married an Angel (#5.8)" (1981) Julie Rogers : When a nice, intelligent woman like Monica Regis lies, Charlie, she's definitely in love. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Hoho, is that how a man tells when a woman's in love, Julie, she lies? Kelly Garrett : A fool's pursuit, Bosley. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] It seems Professor Thornwood has given us a rather naughty problem, Angels.

Kelly Garrett : If Monica gets hurt, and I know she will, Charlie, I'll personally crucify Thornwood. "Charlie's Angels: Angels Ahoy (#3.8)" (1978) Kelly Garrett : Hi doc, you wanna check out a costume for tonight? Doc Harris : No, I don't need a costume, my dear. I pretend to be sober, that's my guise... Kelly Garrett : [referring to suspect Mark Correll] You think you can get a look around his cabin? Kris Munroe : I don't think that's gonna be a problem. Sheriff Hayden : Boy, you three, you're prettier than fresh fold fillies. Kelly Garrett : [the Angels giggle] You really know how to turn a phrase, sheriff. Sheriff Hayden : How's that? Kelly Garrett : You have a way with words. Kelly Garrett : We'll contact you if we make any progress. And by the way, we're all incognito.

"Charlie's Angels: Angels on Wheels (#1.12)" (1976) Kelly Garrett : [Attempting to charm the brawny, bare-chested apartment manager who caught her snooping] You know, Red, I think you'd make a great "Stud of the Month." You make Burt Reynolds look like one of the Seven Dwarfs. Red Loomis : Forget it! You know, you Gloria Steinem-type broads turn me off. Just because a guy's put together right you think he doesn't have a brain in his head. Y'know, I get real tired of being looked at like nothing but a sex object. Jill Munroe : [Discussing the case with Kelly and Sabrina] One thing I do know: he's not involved in Karen's murder. Sabrina Duncan : Where have you been? Kelly Garrett : Well, I've, eh... been to about two thousand feet, I've been upside down, downside up, broadways, backways, some ways I can't explain... Kelly Garrett : Ehm, I drank wine from a paper cup under a tree in a meadow, named an airplane, came home. Kris Munroe : Ooooh.

And what did you do for excitement? Kelly Garrett : [Bill is preparing his plane] Ah, good. You're not using wax. Kelly Garrett : Icarus the Greek? He used wax on his wings. Bill Freeman : And the sun melted it and he fell to earth. Kelly Garrett : There's a lesson in there, somewhere. Bill Freeman : [laughs] Never fly with a Greek guy. Steve Briggs : I don't get it. Kris Munroe : You're definitely the next target. Kris Munroe : [holding a suspicious candle stick] Kelly, look at this. Kelly Garrett : Well, it's not exactly a smoking pistol, Kris. Charles Townsend : [on the phone] I have a nasty feeling someone wanted all of you out of the picture. Do you remember that near miss accident the three of you had last week? Kelly Garrett : Well, that could have been a coincidence. Charles Townsend : Maybe, but I don't want to take any chances. Michael Durano : Divine justice is what I'm after. An eye for an eye, like it says in the Bible. Those six months that I spend in jail were like an eternity in darkness. Kelly Garrett : How poetic.

Michael Durano : Sweetheart, I'm glad you think so, because an eternity in darkness is what the three of you are going to suffer in return. Kelly Garrett : I feel sick. Carol : Too bad. These guys look like an awful lotta fun... Kelly Garrett : Darn. It's a shame we have to miss it. Sabrina Duncan : Darn it! Dr. Eggars : [Dr. Edggars has spilled some of his tobacco on Kelly's arm] Oh, oh. Sorry, I'm sorry. Kelly Garrett : [laughs it off] Oh, no problem. Eh, nice aroma. Kelly Garrett : I beg your pardon? Dr. Eggars : It's called 'Snic'. That's short for, eh, 'Six Nights in Copenhagen'. Kelly Garrett : Well, that eh, that sounds like fun. "Charlie's Angels: The Killing Kind (#1.6)" (1976) Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Sorry to interrupt your pursuits of happiness on a gorgeous day like today, Angels, I've had an emergency come up that needs the feminine touch. This one came in from my ex-wife along with a request for more alimony.

Jill Munroe : I didn't know you were married, Charlie? Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Once was enough to convince me that I am not monogamous by nature. Kelly Garrett : What a shame. Kelly Garrett : [having just had a rough massage from Inga] I feel like the Roller derby was just run on my spine. Any minute I thought she was gonna start singing 'Strangers in the night'. Kelly Garrett : [In the breakroom at the Academy, Kelly turns to a couple fellow cadets] Say, could you give a girl some change? Barton : Sure thing, sure Sabrina Duncan : What about his hair? This secrecy's gone on long enough. How tall is Charlie? Kelly Garrett : What color are his eyes? John Bosley : Now, now ladies, you know I cannot divulge anything. Jill Munroe : Could you at least tell us his shirt size? How else are we gonna get him a present for his birthday? John Bosley : His birthday? Where were you when it was my birthday? Nobody asked about that, nobody! Tony Mann : Now they're killing off the centerfolds. Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] That's where you come in.

Kelly Garrett : As centerfolds? Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] Kelly, when you took this job you knew there'd be a lot of undercover work. Jill Munroe : That's not undercover, that's not any cover at all. Glenn Staley : No, it's all right. Kelly Garrett : But the real poison was greed wasn't it? A greed by the name of Carver Industries. Sharon : Am I lucky or am I lucky? Kelly Garrett : [smiles] Maybe a little of both. Kelly Garrett : [about Tracy] She looked really shook. Sabrina Duncan : Well she wasn't when I was there, butter would've melted in her mouth. John Bosley : Well, we're gonna have to have somebody out at the estate, to be a bodyguard. Tim Stone : Oh, I've arranged for Kris to be Uncle Jake's houseguest. John Bosley : Oh, well, eh, we were planning on putting Kelly inside the house. Tim Stone : [glances at Kelly] No, it, it'd better be Kris.

Question: Jill Munroe, Sabrina Duncan, Kelly Garrett, Kris Munroe, Tiffany Welles and Julie Rogers were characters in which US TV series?
Answer: Charlie's Angels