UK television adverts 1955-1985 • Children’s songs and games Drinks (alcoholic) There were virtually no advertisements for spirits into the 1960s (due to a secret cartel between the manufacturers) Ansells Bitter: 1983 Showing lads’ night out, with laughing and drinking. Ansell's Bitter men, you can’t beat them. Babycham (1) [with a baby chamois deer] Babycham? I’d love a Babycham, The genuine champagne perry. Mine’s a Babycham! Babycham (3) A man in a bar asks for a Babycham, and it goes very quiet and everyone looks on in horror Cool, tough-looking black guy: Hey, I’ll have a Babycham!” Then everybody wants one. Bring out your best — Bud light Budweiser (3) For all you do, this Bud’s for you! Budweiser (4) Budweiser — the King of beers! Budweiser (5) When you say “Budweiser” you’ve said it all! Budweiser (6) This Bud’s for you. True.

Bulmers Cider: 1968 Bulmer’s Strongbow Cider (1) [William Tell shooting apple off his son’s head: but what were the words?] Bulmer’s Strongbow Cider (2) Live to loaf! Bulmer’s Strongbow Cider (3) ... It's refreshing and clean If you know what I mean, And sparkles a bit in the glass.... So the next time you're out for the evening and ... A change is as good as a rest Have a Strongbow or two And keep smiling through, ’Cos Strongbow's a pint of the best. Bulmer’s Strongbow Cider (4): c.1970 Strong as your thirst! Based on “Je suis un rock star” by Bill Wyman Girl: Went to a cocktail bar … in Leicester Square Met this bloke …said he was a millionaire, Bought me a drink … called Calviere Sounds a bit French … and it’s made with pears. Man: C’est Française … like what I am, Je suis un rock star … j’ai un residarnce, Un grand château …à la south of France.” Girl: Get away!

You work in the chip shop around the corner! [Screenshot of Calviere being poured into a Babycham type glass with a cherry] Campari: 1977 Gentleman: It’s very odd, I don’t even know your name — but after this one Campari and soda, I feel I almost know you. May I freshen your glass? Er, soda of course? Cockney girl: No, lemonade! Cockney girl: Yeah, nice colour innit? Voice-over: Campari with soda, with lemonade, with tonic — but always with pleasure. Gentleman: Were you truly wafted here from paradise? Cockney girl: No, Luton airport! [with Lorraine Chase] I bet he drinks Carling Black Label. Carling Black Label (3) An old fisherman salt battles with a giant squid and torrential weather, then bursts through the pub door saying: I’ve never known a night like it … and I ain’t looking forward to the journey home neither! One customer to another: I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!

Then the pub is shown -- built on a small island in the middle of a boating lake, with a sign outside saying “Row boats for hire”…. Carling Black Label (4) Scene: Two men flying in an aeroplane, and a window cleaner starts working on the outside of their window First passenger: Bet he drinks Carling Black Label! Second passenger: Naaah! he’s missed a bit. Carling Black Label (5) Your best bet for a fuller flavour — Carling Black Label lager. Carling Black Label (5): 1981 Carling (Carling Black label) I’ve got it right — my Jack’s favourite one! He says it saves him money! Carling Black Label I’ve got this — he’s got that! I’ve got it right — end of chat! Carling Black Label — get it right! [A variant commercial has: “We’ve got it right: no frills, no fuss, it’s OK by us!” as the spoken lines.] ?Carling: 1970s Scene: a Birmingham curry house.

A man is quietly scoffing the main course in mixed company, who begin to notice his apparent discomfort and that he’s beginning to puff, obviously feeling the heat. Woman companion: Eh, ’e’s looking really flushed…. Curry eater: Nah, it’s all right this. The lager they order for him clearly quenches his needs. Woman companion: Bet that’s cooled his biryani. Carlsberg lager: 1973 Mankind sometimes sees things in a rather peculiar way. We often admire works of art almost because of their imperfections. (a few bars of the unfinished symphony played here) The Danes however, believe there are one … or two exceptions. (Two pints of Carlsberg shown) Carlsberg! probably the best lager in the world! Cherry B Cherry B, Cherry B, Cherry B, It’s the cherry wine with the zing, zing, zing! Cherry B, Cherry B, Cherry B, It’s the sparkling drink for me! Cherry Heering liqueur Of all the bars in the world, you had to walk into mine.

Cinzano Bianco (2): 1970 Cinzano Bianco … with the bright lights taste! Cinzano Bianco (3): 1978 [Spanish restaurant: Leonard Rossiter as “Nebbish” opposite Joan Collins as “Melissa”] Nebbish: Erm, do you have a Cinzano of some sort, por favor? Waiter: Yes sir, there is Cinzano Rosso, Dry, Bianco, and Rosé. Nebbish: Ah, the complete set! I’ll have a Cinzano Bianco — shaken not stirred hah! Gracias! Aah! How they still achieve that blend of herbs and spices, I’ll never know! Melissa: Hello! Nebbish: Ah, Melissa darling — you’re early! [Looks at his watch and spills his drink down Melissa’s front] Would you like a Cinzano? Melissa: No thank you — I’ve just had one! Cinzano Bianco (4) [Aeroplane: Leonard Rossiter as “Nebbish” opposite Joan Collins as “Melissa”] Stewardess: Your Cinzano Bianco, Signora. Melissa: Thank you.

Nebbish: Ah yes, gracias. Stewardess: Ah due? Nebbish: On, no, no, no, no, mine was a Cinzano as well…. Ah, now that’s better. Oh, can’t you just smell those Italian wines, suffused with herbs and spices from four continents! Melissa (in unison): … suffused with herbs and spices from four continents! Nebbish: I’m being boring. [Knocks into Melissa] Oh, sorry. Sorry. [Tips Melissa’s seat right back] Getting your head down, dear? Jolly good idea. Voiceover: From the House of Cinzano: Cinzano Bianco. Coates Cider Coates comes up from Somerset, Where the cider apples grow, There’s nothing like sweet cider To make a party go. [Understood to have been sung by Adge Cutler and The Wurzels] Cockburn’s Special Reserve port: 1980 Set on a Titanic-style lifeboat, with upper- and working-class survivors. The captain, played by Robin Bailey has only managed to save one bottle of port. A lady (played by Rosalind Knight) says: Did anyone bring the petits fours?

Cockburn’s Vintage Port (Scene: Port wine cellar in the Douro Valley) Elderly local man (subtitles are used): When do you think it will be ready? Cellar man: Five … maybe six years. Elderly local: So soon?! Voiceover: Cockburn’s Vintage Port — better late than never! Cointreau (1) The juice of or-an-ges, ripened in the midday sun. Cointreau (2): 1974 Thees Cointreau and ice is like zee warmth of we French and zee cool of you Engleesh…. Voilà! zee ice she melts! Colt 45 (American malt beer) (1) Any Tom Mack or Walt Who likes the taste of malt, Will enjoy the malt in a Colt 45. Colt 45 (American malt beer) (2): 1960s If you feel like a malt liquor, Don’t be tempted to drink it quicker, Drink it with grace, Sip it at a snail’s pace, And remember … Never bolt a Colt.

Courage AK Bitter [?]: 1970s Two men are sitting in a bar Voiceover: Both these men fancied a change from their usual pint. George here's trying a pint of crème de coconut shandy lime, with a stick of celery and topped with three maraschino cherries — very different from his usual pint. Charlie's trying a pint of ?Courage AK bitter, a clean tasting beer with a slightly more bitter taste than his usual pint. [Cut to glasses side-by-side with the levels going down … or not] Barman's voice: Same again Charlie? Charlie: Yes, please. Barman's voice: Same again George? George: No thanks. Voiceover: Courage AK bitter(?). Different … but not that different! Courage Beer (1) It’s what your right arm’s for! Courage Beer (2) Mine’s a pint of Best, gertcha, Courage Best! Courage Tavern Keg Bitter, c.1970 Barmaid (Andrea Lawrence) serving a man with a pint of Tavern Keg) tells him that she doesn’t know what men see in beer.

The customer offers her a taste of his pint, and sshe laboriously picks it up with both hands, takes a small sip, and pulls a face. Barmaid: Oooh, I don’t like it. But I like the men who drink it! Croft Original Sherry: 1985 Bertie: You know Jeeves — there’s only one snag about spending the weekend here with Lord Glastonbury … Jeeves: His Lordship’s sherry, Sir? Bertie: Absolutely Jeeves! Jeeves: That’s why, Sir, I took the liberty of bringing a bottle of your Croft Original. Bertie: Oh Jeeves! Top hole! Beats me why the old buffer doesn’t get some in! Jeeves: Well, Glastonbury is very set in his ways, Sir. I fear he regards a cream sherry like Croft Original— with its light delicate colour — as somewhat too modern for him! Bertie: Sheer nectar Jeeves! Compared to this jolly old brown stuff, Croft’s a clear winner! I say Jeeves: clear winner! That’s a joke!

Jeeves: Very nearly, Sir! Voice-over: Croft Original Pale Cream Sherry — one instinctively knows when something is right! Cutty Sark Whisky (1): 1973 Don’t give up the ship! Cutty Sark Whisky (2) Davenport’s Beer at Home: 1960s Beer at home means Davenports! That’s the beer! The finest malt with hops and yeast, Turns a snack into a feast. Straight from breweries to your home, Why collect? Soon you’ll know why folks all say: “Beer at home means DAVENPORTS”! De Kuyper cherry brandy (Seasonal Christmas UK TV Promo, c.1966) This year buy cherry brandy from Ke Duyper … Kuyp Deer! … er Keep Dyar! … (ahem) … This year buy cherry brandy from De Kuyper!” Dewar’s Scotch Whisky Amber bright, plenty of body! Double Diamond — the beer the men drink! Double Diamond (2): 1968 A Double Diamond works wonders, Works wonders, works wonders, A Double Diamond works wonders, So drink one today!

[Tune: “There’s a hole in my bucket”] Double Diamond (3) I’m only here for the beer: it’s Double Diamond! Double Diamond (4): mid-1970s My uncle brews beer in a plastic dustbin, He keeps it in the yard for days on end. A pint costs half a p But it tastes like stagnant tea, A sniff of it would drive you round the bend. So if I go and stay with my old uncle, I have to take an extra case with me. Wherever you may roam You’re never far from home ’Cos you know where you are with DD. “No thank you, Uncle!” You know where you are with DD! Double Maxim Oh, pour me a Double Maxim, The one with the special flavour, Oh, pour me a Double Maxim, The greatest of beers! Oh we all love a Double Maxim, The one with the special flavour, Oh we all love a Double Maxim, The greatest of beers! (1) Dubonnet, s’il vous plaît. (2) Do ’ave a Dubonnet.

Emva Cream Sherry: 1983 [One of a series of Emva adverts starring “Hinge and Bracket”] Dame Hilda Bracket: (Singing at the piano) Tra-la-la, cough, cough. Dr Evadne Hinge:You sound in need of lubrication! Hilda: Lubrication dear?! I’m no Morris Minor dear! Evadne: No, but something rich, warming — Emva Cream perhaps? Hilda: Emva Cream! … Delicious! I feel I can hit a top C and hold it for hours! Evadne: Well, don’t expect me to accompany you! Hilda: Oh no dear, and for high C’s I shall choose a sailor! Ha-ha! Voice-over: Emva Cream — by appointment to the upper bracket! Emva Cream Sherry (2): 1983 (Evadne is at the piano — Hilda enters the room) Hilda: That’s a pretty piece dear! Evadne: It’s Verdi’s Drinking Song dear! Hilda: Ah-hah! and … you want your Emva Cream don’t you? Evadne: Frankly, I thought you’d never ask!

Hilda: Oh sorry dear … patience is a virtue as well as an opera, ha-ha-ha! Evadne: Mm, delicious Emva Cream dear — such a pleasure after wrestling with Verdi for hours! Hilda: Who-o won? Voice-over: Emva Cream Cyprus sherry — by appointment to the upper bracket! Flowers Fine Ales For the best picket in a brew flade, pick Flowers (Stanley Unwin) Foster’s lager (1) Strewth! There’s a bloke down there with no strides on!” [Paul Hogan at the ballet] Foster’s lager (2) Scene: London Underground. Paul Hogan walks past a Japanese tourist, who is looking at a map Japanese tourist: Excuse me. Do you know the way to Cockfosters? Paul Hogan: Yeah. Drink it warm, mate! Foster’s lager (3): 1981 (A group of Greek men are sea-fishing from a rocky pier) Paul Hogan: G’day! This takes me back to me shark fishing days … back in Oz.

Wrestle with one of those fellas for a few rounds and it really sets you up for a pint of the golden throat charmer! (Drinks from a pint glass labelled Foster’s … while the fishermen, to great excitement, land a huge fish) Scuse me mate — mind if I borrow some of your bait? (Takes the prized fish and puts it on a hook … ready to cast) Ta sport! Voiceover: Foster’s — the Australian for lager! Foster’s lager (4): 1984 Hogan: What’s that, Fred? Fred: Morris dancing. Hogan: Which one’s Maurice? [Paul Hogan sitting outside an English country pub] Golden Godwin: c.1955 Diana Dors (wearing a tight fishtail skirt): I never say no to a Golden Godwin! Gordon’s Gin (1) It’s got to be Gordon’s! (2) Born London 1769 Grants of St James’s wines: 1970s There are many ways of choosing a good wine … by the clarity … the bouquet … the taste.

But with Grants of St James’s on the label … whatever you choose you needn’t take too long about it! Grants of St James’s means good wines! Get to know Grants of St James’s! Greenall Whitley beer (1) Smile please, you’re in Greenall Whitley land! Greenall Whitley beer (2): 1970s I wish I was in Greenall Whitley land, Where hearts are warm The girl I left behind, Perhaps you think of me, as I think of you, The jokes, the warmth, the fun, the girl behind the bar, But most of all, Greenall Whitley’s, most of all I’m missing you, Some day I’m going back, to the taste I know so well. Guinness (1) Guinness is good for you! (2) My goodness, My Guinness! (3) See what one or toucan do! (4) Good things come to those who wait. (5) Get together with a Guinness (c.1973) Haig whisky Don’t be vague: ask for Hague! Harp lager (1): 1974 H. A. R. P.

– hear the call. Harp lager (2) I’ve got this friend called Malcolm, well I wouldn’t say he’s tight, But his wallet would make a quiet place for moths to spend the night, He’s first out of the taxi and last into the pub, Then says “I’d like to buy a drink but” (and here’s the rub) He’s “just a little short right now” and could he “have a sub”? I stood him for another and he swore he’d “get them in” Then, going over to the mic, I announced above the din: “Tonight is Malcolm’s birthday and the drinks are all on him.” Harp — stays sharp to the bottom of the glass. Harp lager (3): 1980s Off down at the local on a Saturday night, Met this girl from Birmingham, and she was all right. She was very intellectual (“Ta very much!”), The way she ate her crisps had a feminine touch! But the gorilla she had in tow was just a bit much! (Stay sharp! Harp stays sharp till the bottom of the glass!) I said I was her brother, so I stayed and had another!

The cool fresh flavour didn’t waver by a quaver! She said it was a pity but had to hurry home – Her 80-year-old mother was all on her own! So she kissed him very nicely and said she’d phone! (Stay sharp! Harp stays sharp till the bottom of the glass!) Harp lager (4) It’s the full 43% Irish! Harp Lager (5) Harp puts out the fire! Harveys Bristol Cream (1): 1970s The best sherry in the world. Harveys Bristol Cream c.mid-1980s Heineken (1) Drink, drink, drink your Heineken [Parody of Men’s Chorus from “The Student Prince”: what were the rest of the words?] Heineken (2) How refreshing, how Heineken. Heineken (3) In his dairy in Switzerland, Hans Schnitzel makes magnificent cheeses. The holes in them are works of art! But today Hans is about to be very cheesed off, because his son Peter’s very first cheese contains not a single, solitary hole! Obviously, Peter’s hole-making skill lacks refreshment.

(Hans reaches for two cans of Heineken and hands one to Peter) Fortunately, his father knows an old remedy … the cold Heineken. Now, fully refreshed, Peter prepares another cheese. Let’s come back in six months. One, two, three, four, five, six. Ah! sure enough, the cheese is good and hole-some! Only Heineken can do this — because it refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach, thus making Peter feel a hole lot better! Heineken: 1984 Scene: The School of Street Credibility. Ron, the voice tutor (played by Bryan Pringle) points to a board which says: “The water in Majorca don’t taste like what it oughta” and is trying to teach a posh girl (played by Sylvestra La Touzel) how to say it in Cockney. Posh girl: The water in Ma-York-ah doesn’t taste like what it ought to. Ron: No! no, no, no! The wart-er in Ma-jaw-ca don’t taste like what it oughta! Posh girl: The water in Ma-York-a doesn’t taste quite how it should?

Ron: Ma-jaw-ca! Posh girl: Ma-York-ah? An exasperated Ron: Oy, Del — any danger of some refreshment in ’ere? Del: ’Ere y’are — get yer laughin’ gear round that! (hands a can of Heineken to the girl) Posh Girl: Oh golly! …. The wart-er in Majawca (Ron: Wassat?) don’t taste like what it oughta. Oh gosh! The wart-er in Ma-jaw-ca don’t taste like what it oughta! (Sniff) Ron: She’s crackin’! She’s only cracked it! Del: Yah, absolutely Ron! Voice-over: Heineken — refreshes the parts what other beers cannot reach! [A parody of Pygmalion or My Fair Lady, voted one of the best UK ads ever in a Channel 4 poll.

“Majawca” (for Majorca) has stuck with many Brits ever since.] Heineken Draught Lager Beer: 1970 With James Hayter (who also did the Mr Kipling adverts) drinking a pint and sitting in a draught There’s a terrific draught in here. There’s a terrific draught at your local, The world famous lager is here, There’s a terrfic draught at your local, Heineken, Heineken, draught lager beer! Hemeling lager Wouldn’t you rather be Hemeling? Hofmeister lager For great lager, follow the bear! Holsten Pils: c.1983 (Griff Rhys-Jones in one of the black and white, well-loved “Old Movies” Holsten adverts (1983–88). The adverts featured black and white remakes of famous film stars, and in this one Nobby was Humphrey Bogart) Griff: Hello Nobby! I brought you some Holsten Pils — most of the sugar turns to alcohol you know! Nobby: Funny, us three back together again!

Griff: Yeh, you, me and a bottle of Holsten Pils. I’ll save this for you until you get out … how long is that? Nobby: Nine more years and six months in this hole! Griff: Mm, shame to let it go flat then! (Nobby is taken away by the prison guard) Griff calls out: I’ll bring you another one to look at next week Nobby! Cheers, cheers! Ind Coope Light Ale: mid-1970s For the Southerner, it’s the governor! John Bull home beer kit: 1970s So good, it could put the pubs out of business! John Smith’s: c.1983 Go and have a pint of magic. Go and have a pint of magic. Smooth, dark and satisfying — John Smith’s magic! Go and have a pint of magic John Smith’s beer (1): 1984 Got me LA shirt and me disco trousers All topped off with an Elvis quiff The night is young, and I smell like a surfer — Got some mates to go out with … Got a mate called Jones and a mate called Brown — And now I’ve got a mate called Smith!

[Tune:Stop the Cavalry] John Smith’s beer (2): early 1980s Two furnace workers invite their new Asian workmate to the pub after work and he downs his pint in one Furnace worker: Blimey! You’d think ’e were born ’ere! Asian: Ah were, lad … Ah were. John Smith’s lager: 1984 Say hello to El Billo, El Jimmo, and El Siddo After two weeks in the sun I think we’re nearly done But me two and a half twister’s gone a bit skew whiff — So I chat this senorita By the name of Juanita, But her sister Margarita’s Who I end up with. She says I drive her frantic But her shoulders are gigantic! And I really miss my mate called Smith! John Smith’s lager — with that little bite bueno! It’s not easy for a fella Facing mountains of paella And be sitting in a cellar — Full of sangria. Well they never let you near And it’s time that we weren’t ’ere, So we’re off to see our mate At the local for a jar.

When you’ve ’ad enough of jets And clickin’ castanets … You’re glad to see your mate called Smith! [Tune: Stop the Cavalry] John Smith’s Yorkshire Bitter: 1983 (Two men and a dog in the pub) Like your new dog Arkwright! Here boy — up-up — down — sit — heel — fetch … don’t do much does ’e? Arkwright: Fancy a drop of John Smith’s? (The dog springs to life, jumps up, spins, turns cartwheels, juggles …) Arkwright: He just needs a bit of motivation! Voice-over: John Smith’s Bitter — a tough act to follow! Johnny Walker Black Label Whisky If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list! Jubilee Stout: c.1960 Jubilee, Jubilee, Jubilee suits me, And you'll find it suits you too! Lamot Belgian lager (1973) Long Life Beer (1): 1972 Opening time is anytime with Long Life! Long Life Beer (2): 1973 Long live Long Life!

Look in at the local (with Mr & Mrs Bobby Moore) Bobby: Tina’s not the best dart player in the world, but she enjoys a game while she’s waiting for me. After a match we often meet our wife in the local: it’s a nice friendly place. Tina reckons I’ve rigged the darts. It’s not true. Anyway, it’s great to get together for an evening out. Voiceover: Like Mr & Mrs Bobby Moore, look in at the local! McEwans beer (Tune: “The More we are Together the Merrier we Shall be”) McEwans is the best buy, the best buy, the best buy, McEwans is the best buy, the best buy in Beer Aye McEwans, the best buy in beer! Mackeson (1) When old Ned Dyson fell off the church steeple, the first thing he said was, “Force a drop of Mackeson between me lips.” Drop! ha-ha-ha — he didn’t leave a drop in the bottle! Next thing he was up on his feet.

Well, Mackeson would put anybody on their feet It looks good, tastes good, and by golly it does you good. Mackeson — beautiful Mackeson, Mackeson, makes you feel so good: Enjoy life, enjoy life, exactly as you should! Mackeson (3) An Eskimo is fishing on a lake in his kayak but is very cold, so breaks a bit off his kayak and set fire to it. He is warm for a few minutes until the fire goes out, so he breaks off a bit more and sets fire to it. So it goes on until the kayak sinks And that’s the origin of the Mackeson maxim “You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.” Mackeson (4) An advert involving a gnu And that’s the origin of the Mackeson maxim “You can’t teach an old gnu [pronounced 'new'] dog tricks.” Mackenson (5) A skunk decides to bathe in nice perfumes before going to a party with lots of food. When he arrives, the other skunks will not let him in because he doesn’t smell right.

So he wanders off and rolls around in the smelliest things he can find and then goes back to the party where the other skunks welcome him with open arms And that’s the origin of the Mackeson maxim “A niff is as good as a feast.” Mackeson Milk Stout It does you double good! Mackeson [or Manns?] A middle-aged man is thinking back to what his wife used to look like – a pretty sweet young thing. Then suddenly he is snapped back to the present time with her extremely loud cackling laughter. He looks at her with some derision, blows hard, and says as he sips his drink: At least some things never change. Malibu (1) The sun always shines when it pours! Malibu (2): 1985 (Young chap is chatting-up a beautiful girl in a bar) We’d better hurry if we’d like another, they close at … er … ten-thirty! To waiter: Malibu on the rocks and … er … and one with pineapple. To girl: Did you know that it… er… comes from a lost island paradise? Oh yes!

Apparently, the Malibu islanders blended the finest white rum with tropical coconuts — as an offering to their Gods. In fact — I’m thinking of shooting my next movie on Malibu Island. I’ll call a cab… chauffeur’s night off. Waiter to girl: Huh — you didn’t believe that did you? Girl: No-o-o! I know you close at eleven! Voice-over: Malibu — it comes from paradise and tastes like heaven! Mann’s Brown Ale Mann’s is the best brown ale, Best brown ale, best brown ale, Mann’s is the best brown ale, Let’s have one now. Say “Mann’s brown, Mann’s brown”. Say “Mann’s brown, Mann’s brown”. Mann’s is the best brown ale, Let’s have one now. Martini (1): 1971 Any time any place, anywhere, There’s a wonderful world we can share, It’s the right one, the bright one, It’s Martini. This is the Martini time of day Martini Rosso Any time, any place anywhere Because Martini is the right one Martini & Rossi vermouth For people who share a taste for excitement!

Newcastle Brown Sung by Owen Brannigan in a Geordie accent, to to tune of "Cushie Butterfield" Scene: a small cosy bar If you want a beer that’s perfection indeed I give you a guide to fulfilling your need, At home by the fireside, in club or in bar The sign of good taste is the famous blue star. It’s the strong beer, it’s the bottled beer With the North’s biggest sale, For complete satisfaction (repeat on falling notes) Newcastle Brown Ale. Noilly Prat vermouth (1): early 1960s At the bar at the Europa Hotel (now the Marriott), with Pete Murray (then a dashing youngish DJ) swanning in to meet a couple of the “beautiful people” with much clinking of ice in glasses. When Pete meets his friends for a drink at the Europa, What do they drink? — Noilly Prat! Noilly Prat vermouth (2): early 1960s When we say Noilly Prat vermouth is extra dry, we mean it’s extra dry! Oranjeboom Put your money on a Pony, The little drink with the big kick.

Sandeman’s Port The Sandeman Man used to wear a black hat and a long black cloak. All you saw of him was the cloak swirling around as he was chased. When he was finally caught all that was left was the cloak and hat in a heap on the floor, and a bottle of Sandemans port. Murder mystery in Agatha Christie style at a dinner party in stately home. The shadow shape of the Sandeman caught in various locations causes speculation as to the “suspect”, who is finally illuminated in the doorway and is revealed as the Jeeves-like butler with the Stilton aloft on a board looking in silhouette like the Sandemans Spanish hat. Woman dinner guest: It’s the Sandeman Partners Port … now I’ve got it. Host: Yes, but please pass it round. Seagers Egg Flip: 1950s Don’t flop — have a flip! Skol lager (1) Skol lager, ?lovely lager, lager Skol. Skol lager (2): 1976 Skol drinking. It's the taste that makes you do it.

Skol lager (3): Early 1980s (An impromptu party at Harry’s place) Harry has eight cans of Skol. He drinks one himself, then gives one each to Bert and Jack. Then Jim pops in with four more cans — but he’s got Val and Samantha with him — and they all have one each. Then Paul and Malcolm turn up with a couple of friends — and they drink another four. Being a Skolar, Harry has calculated that he’s still able to enjoy a quiet can of Skol … When you know lager … you’re a Skolar! Skol lager (4): 1985 (Hagar the Horrible and his many pals are in the pub singing) Skol, Skol, Skol, Skol, At Stella Artois we’ve never contemplated using cheap hops. We’ve never, never been tempted to use cheap barley — And as for maturing our lager in a hurry … perish the thought! Yet, apparently, some people still can’t get used to our prices! Stella Artois! Reassuringly expensive! [Background music: “We’re in the money”] Stone’s bitter It goes down great guns!

[The bottle had a cannon on the label] Taunton cider: 1973 Arthur Moore, master cider maker, came to Taunton in 1911. I suppose you could say he’s responsible for the ciders we sell today, because though old Arthur’s long gone now, his art, and it is an art, remains. Autumn Gold and Blackthorn — from The Taunton Cider Company — where I’m happy to say the cider-maker’s art is still recognised. Tetley’s Bitter If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! Tetley Mild (early 1980s) Man in a pub at the bar with a pint of mild and saying to the camera: Ready when you are, Bob! Tia Maria (1) I drink Warninks — Warninks Advocaat. Watney’s Ale (1) What we want is Watney’s! Watney’s Ale (2) Watney’s Brown, Watney’s Pale, What we want is Watney’s Ale!

Watney’s Ale (3): c.1970 We’ll drink a drink a drink To make you think a think a think Of Watney’s Pale, So you can keep your medicinal compound Now we’ve discovered Watney’s Pale. W-e-e-e’ll drink a drink a drink To make you think a think a think, Of Watney’s Pale, [The Scaffold, to the tune of “Lily The Pink”] Watney's Pale Ale: c.1970 Sung by the group Mungo Jerry on a Wild West stagecoach to the tune of "Going Up Country" by Canned Heat Hit the pale trail Oh hit the pale trail, With Watney's ale! Watney’s Red Barrel (1) Red Barrel! Red Barrel! Red Barrel men say “The same again” To a fistful of flavour, First-class beer. Watney’s Red Barrel (2): c.1970 The Red Revolution. Watney’s Red Barrel (3): c. 1970 Roll out the barrel!

Watney’s Red: from 1972 Watney’s dropped the “barrel” from their beer’s name for this campaign (spoken): “Watney’s Red, that’s the best thing you’ve said!” Webster’s Green Label (A beer that was brewed at the now closed Fountainhead brewery in Halifax) If ah were a drinking man Which after t’match I am sir, The soort o’ beer that ah would drink Would be Webster’s Green Label. Ah sup it up, We all sup it up together, We’ll be all reet on a Saturday neet, Suppin’ it up together! Webster’s horses conversing over stable door Horse 1: Can I have a pint of Websters? Horse 2: It’s “may”. Horse 1: Sorry? Horse 2: It’s not “can”, it’s “may” — “May I have a pint of Webster’s?” Horse 1: Oh, OK, may I have a pint of Webster’s? Horse 2: No you cannot. Whitbread Tankard (1): 1970s Cartoon character Stanley leaping chasms on horseback and other derring do.

Questioner: How do you do it, Stanley? Stanley: Well it’s Tankard that helps me excel, after one I do anything well! Whitbread Trophy Bitter: 1976 Whitbread (big head) Trophy Bitter, The pint that thinks it’s a quart! It’s got the body, the body that satisfies It can’t be modest no matter how it tries ’Cos it’s the Whitbread Bitter, Trophy Bitter — The best that you ever bought (give him a trophy) Whitbread, Whitbread, Trophy Bitter The pint that thinks it’s a quart! Woodpecker Cider (1) Woodpecker, Woodpecker, yes I would! Woodpecker Cider (3): c.1972 When the Woodpecker knocks, be sure to let him in… Voiceover: Be sure it’s Woodpecker Cider, by Bulmer’s. Worthington Beer: 1960s Oh, what about a Worthington? Britain’s finest beer. It makes you want to cheer It’s clean and bright and full of life … (A man interjects something like) What about a kick in the rear?

Oh What about a Worthington? … Worthington E (1) Worthington E’s the Beer, There’s satisfaction here, It’s the Worthington taste that satisfies, Your worthy Worthington. We make E the way you like it — really like it! E’s so easy! Worth passing a few pubs for. Bailey’s Irish Cream Bell’s Whisky (Was “Afore ye go” used on television?) Blue Nun Dewar’s White Label Scotch whisky Emva Cream Martini Rosso "Anytime, any place, anywhere" (30 second edit) - YouTube Martini Rosso "Anytime, any place, anywhere" (30 second edit) Want to watch this again later? Sign in to add this video to a playlist. Need to report the video? Sign in to report inappropriate content. Rating is available when the video has been rented. This feature is not available right now. Please try again later. Uploaded on Mar 28, 2011 One of my favorite ads from the 80s, symbolizing the glamor, wealth, and decadence of millionaires from that era.

Category Winspiration - Advertising Slogans Winspiration A-1 makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers Abbey National Access takes the waiting out of wanting Does you does, or does you don't take Access? Acura The True Definition of Luxury. Yours. Adelma Mineral Waters Clearly Canadian Sparkling Mineral Water in Wild Fruit Flavours Alba Dry Milk Skim milk does not come from skinny cows Alka Seltzer I can't believe I ate the whole thing! Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! Try it, you'll like it Allinson's Bread (1985) Bread wi' nowt taken out Allstate Insurance You're in good hands with Allstate Almaden Grapes, like children, need love and affection Alpo Dog Food Doesn't your dog deserve ALPO?

American Airlines (1973) Rest, keep warm and drink liquids Doing what we do best Tobacco is our middle name American Coach Lines If man were meant to fly, God would have lowered the fares American Express Charge Card Don't leave home without it American Home Magazine American Home has an edifice complex American Library Association (1961) A, B, C, D, E, ...Your public library has arranged these in ways that make you cry, giggle, laugh, love, hate, wonder, ponder and understand American Telephone & Telegraph (1982) Reach out and touch someone Amtrak See America at see level Anadin Nothing acts faster than Anadin Andrews Liver Salts Soft, strong and very long Apple Computers The Power to Be Your Best No bottles to break - just hearts Promise her anything, but give her Arpege Charles Atlas You Too Can Have A Body Like Mine AT&T Reach out and touch someone Automobile Association To our members, we're the fourth emergency service Avis Rental Car (1960s) We're number two.

We try harder Babycham Things happen after a Badedas bath Bells Scotch Whisky Next to myself, I like BVD best Bank of America (1980) Think what we can do for you Barnum & Bailey Circus The Greatest Show on Earth Bayer Aspirin Worth a guinea a box Beecham's pills make all the difference Benetton The United Colors of Benetton Benson & Hedges Victory won't wait for the nation that's late Birds Eye Frozen Foods Come home to Birds Eye Country Birds Eye Peas (1956) Sweet as the moment when the pod went 'pop' Bisto The ultimate driving machine Warner's Body Bra Do you want a shape like a bra? Or do you want a shape like a woman?

Bonded Tobacco Company Making smoking 'safe' for smokers Borden Inc If it's Borden's, it's got to be good Bounty candy bar Bounty - the taste of paradise Bournvita (night drink, 1960s) When you've got it, flaunt it British Airways We'll take more care of you British Army We never forget you have a choice British Egg Marketing Board Go to work on an egg You can rely on the lion There is a lion on my egg Was there a lion on your egg this morning? British Gas Don't you just love being in control?

British Rail Let the train take the strain This is the age of the train We're getting there Make someone happy with a phone call Britvic Britvic - simply the best there is Bromo-Seltzer If you keep late hours for Society's sake, Bromo-Seltzer will cure that headache Brooke Bond Dividend Tea (1930s) Spend wisely - save wisely A little dab'll do ya Budweiser Beer When you say Budweiser, you've said it all Where there's life, there's Bud Buick Today the discriminating family finds it absolutely necessary to own two or more motor cars Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

It makes you feel like the man you are When better automobiles are built, Buick will build them Bulova Watches Equal Pay, Equal Time The mainspring in a Bulova is made to last 256 years or 146 leather straps - whichever comes first Burger King We do it your way Burger King - the home of the Whopper It takes two hands to hold a Whopper Burma Shave Shaving Cream So creamy it's almost fattening Burma Sauce The only 'sauce' I dare give Father Busch Beer A glass and a half in every half pound Cadbury's Drinking Chocolate Hot chocolate, drinking chocolate - the late, late drink Cadbury's Milk Tray And all because the lady loves Milk Tray Cadbury's Flake Everyone's a Cadbury's Fruit and Nut Case Cadbury's Roses Bridge that gap with Cadbury's Snack Cadillac Click here for Cadillac slogans Calvin Klein Jeans Nothing comes between me and my Calvins Canada Dry Tonics and Mixers Emigrate to Canada Dry (for the sake of your Scotch) You are in a Beauty Contest Every Day of your Life You'll look a little lovelier each day, with fabulous pink Camay Perfume worth 9 guineas an ounce Camel Cigarettes I'd walk a

 mile for a Camel For Digestion's Sake - Smoke Camels Camel - where a man belongs Campari The first time is never the best Campbell's Condensed Soup Drink Camp - its the best!

Don't be misled!!! I bet he drinks Carling Black Label Carlsberg Probably the best lager in the World Carlton Cigarettes If you smoke, please smoke Carlton Carnation Milk Now they whisper to her ... not about her Castlemaine XXXX Lager (1986) Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else Castrol Motor Oil Castrol - liquid engineering Central Park Zoo Come to the Central Park Zoo Cafeteria. Let the animals watch you eat for a change Cerebos salt See the USA in a Chevrolet The road isn't built that can make it breathe hard! Eye it - try it - buy it! Chivas Regal Scotch Isn't that a lot for a bottle of Scotch? Yes Are your friends living beyond your means? Cinzano If enough people would stop smoking and start drinking, we could get out of ashtrays and into vermouth Does she or doesn't she? If I've only one life, let me live it as a blonde!

Club Med Resorts Vacation is a world where there are no locks on the doors or the mind or the body Coal Board Come home to a real fire Coca Cola Click here for Coca Cola slogans Colgate Toothpaste (1945) It cleans your breath while it cleans your teeth Colgate Toothpaste (1967) The Colgate ring of confidence Colman's Mustard (1979) C'mon Colman's, light my fire Comfort fabric conditioner Softness is a thing called Comfort Commercial Union We won't make a drama out of a crisis Communist party, Soviet Union Toilers in Agriculture! Strengthen the fodder basis of animal husbandry! Raise the production and sale to the state of meat, milk, eggs, wool and other products! Compaq Has it changed your life yet? Consulate Cigarettes Cool as a mountain stream The Good Gets Better With Golden Flake The Favorite Chip of The S.E.C.

One Taste And Your Stuck On Golden Flake The Crispiest Chip In The South Golden Flake...It's Where You Find The Flavor Goodyear Tyres The best tyres in the world have Goodyear written all over them I'm convinced the Goodyear Grand Prix-S is a major contribution to road safety Out front. Pulling away. No wonder the English have kept cool for 192 years It's got to be Gordon's Grape-Nuts Flakes Cereal Roar, Boys, Roar, It tastes like more, What a flavor, Zippity-zow - its grand - and HOW Guinness I feel like a Guinness - I wish you were Guinness is Good for You Lipton's gets into more hot water than anything Listerine Mouthwash Often a bridesmaid - but never a bride. Even your best friends won't tell you Her Honeymoon - and it should have been mine! The taste you love to hate (twice a day) Stops halitosis! Air Power is Peace Power - Lockheed Lucent Technologies We make things that make communications work Lucky Strike Cigarettes Do you inhale? Of course you do!

Lucky Strike has dared to raise this vital question because certain impurities concealed in even the finest, mildest tobacco leaves are removed by Luckies' famous purifying process Reach for a Lucky instead of a sweet No throat irritation - no cough Where was Moses When the Lights Went Out? - Groping for a pack of Meccas Meow Mix Cat food Tastes so good cats ask for it by name Mexican Brewery The beer that made Milwaukee jealous ... Microsoft Where do you want to go today? Midland Bank Come and talk to the listening bank Together we make a great team Miller Beer No matter what what's-his-name says, I'm the prettiest and Lite's the greatest Milky Way The sweet you can eat between meals (without ruining your appetite) Mohara Suits Only 1 out of 25 men is color blind. The other 24 just dress that way Morton Salt (US 1911) When it rains, it pours Mum Deodorant Has your girl turned into a refrigerator? If her air is arctic, try ...

MUM Murray Mints All the news that's fit to print NYSE The world puts its stock in us Nike Shoes If it feels good then just do it 9 Lives Cat Food The cat who doesn't act finicky soon loses control of his owner Old Gold Cigarettes We're tobacco men ... not medicine men. Old Gold cures just one thing. The World's Best Tobacco Not a cough in a carload Old Spice The thrill of Roses Spiced with excitement Speaking of love Omo washing powder Omo adds brightness to whiteness Orange mobile phones The future's bright, the future's Orange Opal Fruits Opal Fruits - made to make your mouth water Orlon Fabric Dancing pleats that won't sit out Oxo Oxo gives a meal man-appeal PAL dog food Give your baby something you never had as a baby. A drier bottom Pan-American Coffee Bureau (1961) Good coffee is like friendship: rich and warm and strong Pan-Am World Airways Live today.

Tomorrow will cost more Panasonic Just slightly ahead of our time Paul Masson Wines We will sell no wine before its time Pearline washing powder (1896) Pearline keeps white things white and bright women bright Pears' Soap Cleanliness is next to Godliness Good Morning! Have you used Pears' soap? How do you spell soap? Why P-E-A-R-S, of course Preparing to be a beautiful lady Since when I have used no other Pedigree Chum Dog food All you add is love Red Cross (1961) The greatest tragedy is indifference Road Safety (UK, 1960s) You know it makes sense Clunk click every trip Rolls Royce At sixty miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock Rowntree's Fruit Gums Don't forget the fruit gums, Mum Royal Crown Cola Click here for Royal Crown Cola Safeway Supermarkets Everything you want from a store and a little bit more Sara Lee Food Products Nobody doesn't like ... Sara Lee Schlitz Beer Schlitz ...

the beer that made Milwaukee famous Schweppes mixer drinks What is the secret of Schhh Schweppervescence lasts the whole drink through Tonic water by you know who Seagram's Gin (1961) Dryest gin in town. Ask any Martini Senior Service cigarettes A product of the master mind Senior Service satisfy Takes the 'ouch' out of grouch The priceless ingredient of every product is the honor and integrity of its maker For years we've been making our products as if lives depend on them Steinway Pianos (1928) Steinway: the instrument of the immortals Stetson (1930s) Step out with a Stetson Stork Margarine Can you tell Stork from butter? Subaru The beauty of all wheel drive Sunblest Bread Fresh to the last slice Sunday Times Sunday isn't Sunday without the Sunday Times The Sunday Times is the Sunday papers Sun Microsystems We put the . in dot.com Surf Washing Powder Hold it up to the light, not a stain and shining light Swan Vesta matches Smokers are requested to use Swan Vestas The smoker's match

Question: What drink advert launched the slogan 'The Right One' in 1970?
Answer: Martini