input: TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Amy: This is nice, that we all get to eat together. Leonard: Absolutely. Amy: Hmm. Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actualhuman conversation? Sheldon: We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs, we don't have to. Penny: Guys, guys, you're never gonna believe this. Leonard: What happened? Penny: I just got a part on a TV show. Amy: Congratulations. Leonard: What? That's great. Guys. Howard: Oh, yeah Sheldon: Yay, Penny. Amy: What's the show? Penny: Um, NC... II... or, you know, NCSTD... I don't know, it's, it's, you know, it's the one with the letters and I'm gonna be on it! Leonard: That's amazing. Penny: Yeah. Howard: What's your part? Penny: Um, I play a customer in a diner and I flirt with Mark Harmon. Raj: Ooh, Mark Harmon, he's a dreamboat. Leonard: So it, it's just flirting? Penny: Well, yeah. Why? Leonard: Uh, no reason. I just think it's sexier when things are left to the imagination. Amy: He's wrong. Credits sequence. Scene: The Cheesecake Factory. Raj: So I read a study that says a man with a dog is three times more likely to get a woman's phone number. Leonard: Is it true even when the man lets his dog lick peanut butter off his tongue? Raj: I don't see why not. Howard: If you're really desperate to meet women and like having food eaten out of your mouth, I could set you up with my mom. Sheldon: Why is that funny? That's just unhygienic. Leonard: It's a joke. Sheldon: I don't think so. I believe that a joke is a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist. For example, uh, Wolowitz's mother is so fat that she decided to go on a diet, or exercise, or both
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output: <extra_id_0> Penny is ecstatic to get a minor role on NCIS but is devastated when her scene is cut. While comforting her, Leonard accidentally suggests her scene would have made no difference to her career, which upsets her. She demands he honestly tell her his opinion on her acting, and he admits to believing she has unrealistic ambitions for success. Later realizing his honesty may have hurt Penny, Leonard brings her an offer to audition for a part in the new Star Wars movie by submitting a video. Penny gets drunk and proposes to Leonard after thinking the only good thing in her life is him. Because Penny is upset and drunk, Leonard hesitates to answer, so Penny leaves, and Leonard is left wondering if their relationship might be over. At Howard's advice, Raj and Stuart go to the mall to improve their ability to talk to women but only talk to the security guard. After realizing no-one finds him funny, Sheldon wants to learn to become more humorous and attempts to develop a universal theory of humor. He bores Amy by asking which words she finds funny. Amy meets up with Howard and Bernadette. Bernadette admits to Howard she often fakes a laugh at his jokes.<extra_id_1>