simp
Part of speech: noun
verb
Morphological type: compound
Etymology: 1903. Clipping of simpleton.
Compound parts: sissy
pimp
Inflected forms:
form: simps
pos: noun
tags: plural
form: simps
pos: verb
tags: present
singular
third-person
form: simping
pos: verb
tags: participle
present
form: simped
pos: verb
tags: participle
past
form: simped
pos: verb
tags: past
Senses:
gloss: A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
pos: noun
tags: derogatory
slang
examples: Pimps and simps would fall in from here and there and everywhere, grabbing thousand-dollar advances from the madames and leaving their lady friends in pawn.
Groggy from my nap I turn on the TV and try to watch.... Morons and simps appear in the screen, drool like pinheads and waterheads....
By a cruel irony, however, the elitist power serves the secret ends of the masses whom they despise. The real snobs are the people. The real simps are the intellectuals.
This list has been limited to members and cohorts of the Clinton administration, those simps and ninnies, lava-lamp liberals and condo pinks, spoiled twerps, wiffenpoofs, ratchet-jawed purveyors of monkey doodle and baked wind, piddlers upon merit, beggars at the door of accomplishment, thieves of livelihood, envy-coddling tax lice applauding themselves for their magnanimity with the money of others, their nose in virtue's bum.
“What a simp I am. I can't believe I left it at home.” She leans her forehead against her locker, straightens, and then turns to me. “Can you believe what a simp I am?"
gloss: Someone who is not worthy of respect.
pos: noun
tags: broadly
slang
examples: The JEWS own this country, the IRISH run it, the BRITISH envy it, the GERMANS cuss it, the NEGROES enjoy it, the FRENCH style and perfume it, the CHINESE wash it, BOOTLEGGERS irrigate it, the GREEKS feed and shine it, the JAPS fear it, MEXICANS hate it, RUSSIANS pity it, the ITALIANS fruit it, ALL NATIONS cigarette it, EVERYBODY likes it, and the AMERICANS—well, those poor simps just pay the bills and can keep out of jail if they behave themselves and are very careful about their driving and parking.
All of this, inspired by hypersensitive simps who never once had to demonstrate that, by reasonable standards, they had been victimized in any way.
A real pimp is a gentleman, but these are pimps in gorilla suits. They hang around pimps, they have hoes on the track working for them, they may even look like pimps, but they are straight simps.
Of course,a guy who wanted to run for office would have to get himself snipped BEFORE he had children, but that's not a big deal since most of the officious little simps who go on to be your mayor realize very early on that they're not going to work for a living.
gloss: To be especially deferential to and emotionally vulnerable with a woman, often with the intent of receiving sexual gratification.
pos: verb
tags: intransitive
slang
examples: 1992, Fatlip (The Pharcyde), Passin’ Me By lyrics
Now let me tell you 'bout the feelings I feel for you / When I try or make some sort of attempt, I simp / Damn, I wish I wasn't such a wimp
2013, TravieBASED, Whats Wrong With Simping?
Dudes wanna talk down on other dudes when they start simping like they're feminine or something when in fact the majority of all dudes and even those motherfuckers saying that shit be simping too.
2018, T.y (@Ty_Brazil), Tweet.
G why is simping becoming so popular ? It’s nothing wrong with treating your lady nice , but some of these niggas out straight simping
2018, Penny the Petty Pest (@PineappleGC), Tweet.
Yall be simping in bitches DMs, then trying them on the tl then getting shocked why u getting aired out.
gloss: To obsequiously praise or admire.
pos: verb
tags: broadly
intransitive
slang
gloss: To reminisce melancholically; to recall once fond memories now tinged with sadness, especially regarding a former lover.
pos: verb
tags: broadly
intransitive
slang
examples: 2018, mimi (@splendamami), Tweet.
the dick can't be that good honey stop simping over that boy
2017, Jody Tran, Spotify playlist *simps in vietnamese*
i dedicate this playlist to all my hoes who want to simp in viet. this takes u on an adventure to the modern angsty world of vietnam. this is where we can get into all our feels culturally. we all gonna mfking be CRYING IN THE VIETNAMESE CLUB!!
2016, @jakedeee, Spotify playlist Simping
If I think about my ex while I listen to this playlist, you should too.
Related words: simpering
Derived words: simpish
outsimp
simpable
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