Question: Carve a funny face into an apple.
Option 0: First draw the face onto the apple with a felt tip pen. Make it funny or scary, or happy. Then use a fine tipped pocket knife to cut out the shapes of the face. Voila! These can be put on a ledge to dry and over time they will become even funnier.
Option 1: Boil the apples first to make them softer to carve into. Let them dry and then draw your funny face onto the apple with a felt pen. Do not use a pocket knife. The knife should be blunt so that children will not hurt themselves while carving.
Answer: 0