Question: How to disquise the taste of vegan bacon.
Option 0: To disquise the taste of vegan bacon, which is made of tempeh and some seasoning, you can mix it  into omelets or stir-frys to give a subtle hint of smokey bacon flavor, without subjecting yourself to the actual taste of fake bacon.
Option 1: To disquise the taste of vegan bacon, which is made of tempeh and some seasoning, you should always wear a mask when eating it, so that no one knows it's you and you get only a subtle hint of smokey bacon flavor.
Answer: 0