Why shouldn't men hit their wives ? When you damage your property it loses value.


Why the NSFW sub? Answer me and some other 5 year old shitheads like me too why the fuck the NSFW, since this sub ain't even close to nsfw as far as I'm concerned.


Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a nigger


Why was Dr. Jekyll's membership application rejected by the KKK? He had a dark side.


Why was Nirvana hard to interview? Because Kurt Cobain kept shooting his mouth off.


Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black


Why was six afraid on seven? Because seven is black


Why was the Chinese dude confused while going down on his girl? It was different from the pussy he normally ate.


Why was the black guy scared of a chainsaw? Cause it went RUNN-NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA


Why was the pastor bad at slang? He took the saying, "I feel you" too literal.


Why wasn’t Luke Skywalker black? Because, he found his father


Why we should all be on board with #MeToo
Mens Rights =/= Anti-***Anything***


Why were the slaves black? You can see them better in the cotton fields.


Why would I be worried about anything other than your upright position becoming somewhat bent over.. Vladmir.


Why would you watch porn... When there's an elementary school right down the road.


Why y'all be so worried about who people fucking if you ain't the one fucking em🤔🤔 how that make any type of sense mind ya business


Why'd the dog bark? Because a nigger was raping a child


Why, are you afraid that your son might come and find you drunk in a bar 20 years later and try to kill you or something ...


Whyd the innocent child go to the bathroom? To load his pistols


Wish I could reply with gifs. @ThisIsFNW I hate when women want to be men. It's not sexist, it's biology. Were just different, accept it.


With some dog breeds, it's advised that you don't look at them directly in the eye. I've found a simple solution to that problem. Anal.


With the polarization and hate I'm seeing, it seems to me that there are a lot of people that are going to die soon.


Woman makes a surprising comment about how men should behave, unknowingly being massively hypocritical if a man were to say the same thing about breast feeding.


Woman takes advantage of her husband, performs deviant act on him despite him saying he was against it beforehand (practically rape)


Women Hate Men Who Care About Them
It seems like they just want to be used because they like being dominated.


Women are like nicotine : you don't actually need one to live but it FEELS like you need one to survive.


Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.


Women are now against the draft since women will be included soon


Women deserve equal rights. And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself


Women don't like being treated equally to men, sees having to pay child support as oppression.


Women in /r/askwomen blame men for their lack of college degrees.


Women just keep coming to me and I just keep raping them. They trust this police uniform way too much.


Women love being treated like pieces of meat by attractive men


Women think sub8 men are creepy; women give birth to sub8 men; therefore women think their sub8 sons are creepy
Women are the shittiest people ever to exist.


Women whose third child is born following a sexual assault will be forced to provide evidence of the rape or face losing tax credits, under controversial plans quietly rolled out by the UK Government (Xpost)


Would it not be better to sack the black workers and employ Whites from the camps .


Would the police release evidence of Marc Lépine and Elliot Rodger being baited and goaded by feminists?


Would you call 911 if you witnessed a SJW having a heart attack?


Wow, look at all these black kids. Hey, I bet they all have the same dad. All black people are totally related.


X-post from ELI5: Why is the gap in pay between genders a prominent political issue, when the gap in life expectancy between genders is not?


X________x RT @SicilianInHeels: Your taxes were intercepted by child support. I don't want your life advice, at all.


Y'RE ALL ANNOYING BITCH YOU'RE NOT MY CLASSMATES ANYMORE


Y'all lonely ass bitches sure do give out a lot of relationship advice....


Y'all said Pusha T was gon 'Get Drake outta here' fucking screaming


YALL MOTHERFUCKER NORMIES WILL GET SPOILERS ON SEASON 8 OF GAME OF THRONES IF YOU DONT LEAVE NOW


YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME HELL NO BITCH #TWDFinale #TWD


YOUR NUDES LEAKED ETHAN !!! ETHAN ETHAN!! Bro your nudes! I thought you'd never take a nude! @EthanDolan #EthanDolanLeaked


Yall need to chill. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people


Yea I hate it when geysers of blood come shooting up from graves .


Yea, but Hill can't touch what Hester did as a returner. Hester just didn't have the smarts to play on offense.


Yeah, I 've gotten annoying responses to people when I told them we were going to home school , but they were n't as `` You 're a weirdo '' as the responses we get for not vaccinating .


Yeah, but you're not like most of them. You're smart & a hard worker.


Yeah, but you're not that kind of Native.


Yeah, child labor IS illegal. Unless you mean "women"? @plaster_cole Girls should not be allowed to be commentators for football games


Yeah, fix the trophy before you fix the competition you fucking clueless pricks @FFA @ALeague


Yeah, it's like when black people dye their hair blonde and wear neon colors. It just doesn't work!


Yeah, well, you can bet HE won't have to pay to go to good college.


Yeah, you might be able to hit a quarter from two miles away with your .300 Win Mag, but I have over 1,000 headshots in Day of Infamy.


Yes indeed it is , and yes he is a jew .


Yes the negroes have been busy the last few weeks but we have to expect it because nothing is being done to them when a crime is committed


Yes, I saw a news broadcast and their ethnic background was a foot note , quickly adding that this kind of abuse happens in all communities .


Yes, a lot of his followers are bots. We have known this. This isn't news.


Yes, for too long Whites have remained absolutely silent about the establishment and its media welcoming everyone else 's community profile but theirs .


Yes, it is a symbol in the past and has no place in the present because when it is used for the advancement of white nationalism it proves to only hold us back so thus it shouldn t be used and should go down in history where it belongs .


Yes, that 's what I tell Black prostitutes in my neck of the woods when the accost me for a good time !


Yes, you're both. @kfuru16: My sister is a woman and Asian. She is the worst driver in America #notracist #notsexist


Yesterday a 14 year old boy came to me and asked, “Doctor, can you analyse me?” I still wonder what “yse” meant. Did I miss something?


Yesterday we saw pics of dead children. Do you think that tomorrow we'll see the photos of the babies we're killing now?


Yet another female mentioning her gender in a completely irrelevant thread.


Yk what, scrolling through the timeline makes me wanna say one thing Fucking millennials


Yo hoe is like a tick so she hunting for a blood


You CUCKS and Patriots....and my Brothers.....UNITE....ITS TIME !


You Know it's Bad When You're Reading "My Twisted World " for the 3rd Time
Ffs, it really IS over.


You a hoe if you ever "fstow" after midnight


You beat a TV remote to make it work again The same can be applied to African American during the 1800s


You bitches wearing leggings everyday are sick. I know y'all wore the same pair 3 days in a row you can't fool me


You call these dark jokes? my future is darker than them


You can tell when a girl genuinely showing her nigga off & when a girl posting shit to prove sumn after she took him back for cheatin


You can't be a high school teacher. You're too pretty, so the boys won't respect you.


You can't be a person of colour; you're too pale!


You can't play with them - they don't speak English.


You can't really call yourself bisexual can you? I mean, you've been with (boyfriend) so long it hardly counts does it? (Sister) is gay, but for you it was more like just a phase, right? I mean, c'mon, you're the straightest person I know!


You communicate like a girl, I just don't get it. I'm a guy. You need to just say what you mean!


You dont have to be the best looking guy in the world to get laid
You just have to be the best looking guy that a girl knows.


You do’t want to be one of these posers that buys a fucking 5D MK.III and L Lenses just to take pictures of their sneakers. *CRINGES*


You drop a jew and a black dude off of a building,who hits the ground first? The black dude cause chains fall faster than ash


You got niggas and I got bitches.
PARTYNEXTDOOR ain't never lied.


You guys know why the Parkland high school is so drafty? It’s so drafty because it’s full of bullet holes.


You have not lived until you have been to the dildo aquarium


You haven't seen the Godfather movies?! You are not really a man if you haven't seen them.


You hear a bunch of machine gun bullets and see a black man slump over dead on your porch, what do you do? Stop laughing and reload


You incels are ugly
This is why you're incel


You just get on an Uber and you keep riding and them get off They are the new whores


You just know she's his mail-order bride.


You know a bitch mad when she throw her drink 😂 now she got to find another nigga to buy her another one


You know it's really hard to remove dirt nowadays. There's a small black spot on the past presidential spots that's hard to remove.


You know shits fucked when
...99% of females aren't even virgins by the time they can legally marry

JUST FUCK MY UNIVERSE UP


You know the only good thing about being a Jewish chimney sweeper in Auschwitz? You get to have all your family and friends around you.


You know the pics.. From being 18 and looking a fucking state, not knowing anything about makeup, 18year olds today and their makeup


You know what the KKK gets up to these days? Oh, just monkey business


You know what they say Once you go black your a single mother


You know what they say about sex in Ukraine Once you go Ukraine you will scream with sex pain


You know what they say about suicide bombers.... You Qu'run but you can't hide!


You know when black people go to school? When it's under construction.


You know, Fortnite actually reminds of school You hop out the bus and shoot everyone you see.


You know, if instead of swatting randoms over call of duty, if you swatted the drug dens and dealers houses in your community the world would be a safer place.


You mad because your bitch found out you a hoe 😂🤷🏽♀


You mean your boyfriend coded it up in a week!


You might want to think about losing weight if you want to get married and have children. Men are very visual creatures.


You must be really insecure or just a fucked up person


You niggas talking to these females trying to get some pussy but dont realize you're only boosting their ego and getting curved.


You only got into [my university] because you're Native American AND Mexican. I had to work harder to get into this same honors program, and that's not fair.


You people make a lot of those, don't you?


You say you on my head, why you talking nigga? No bite all I hear is that barking nigga You hella soft like cotton you ain't rocking nigga


You seem to have no grasp of the fact that it is the jews who have stolen German identities in the first place to blend in .


You still worried about what people gotta say about you ? You're priorities all the way fucked yo


You think fucking with these bitches suppose to keep me around 💯🤦🏽♀ ?


You used to be able to walk into a shop with £2.00 and leave with all you could possibly need. Now all the blacks are beating us to it.


You're Middle Eastern? Really? It's so good to know there are actually decent Middle Eastern people out there.


You're a girl.  You're not expected to know where it is.


You're actually very pretty. Most dark skinned girls don't have your looks.


You're going by yourself because you have a problem you fucking loser.


You're going to be the expert on all things African American.


You're pure comedy to the WNBA. @itsshaqhoe Not sexist but WNBA is pure comedy to me .


You've told us all we need to know about yourself by throwing around the word autist (which isn't an actual word, btw) as if it's an actual insult. If you actually believe that being autistic is some sort character flaw or insulting epithet, I have zero compunction with concluding you are a truly terrible human being.


YouTube - Black mugger sentenced to 75 years in prison for hate crimes against elderly women YouTube - Cop 's mace vs black guy 's kung fu YouTube - African American man sprays semen on white woman in supermarket YouTube - White guy beaten nearly to death by Blacks for dating a Black woman , no hate crime there YouTube - Broadcast Yourself .


Your White and went to an all black school and had no problem ?


Your boobs are fake, you're a little bitch, you're not cute, and I want to punch you.


Your job is dancing like a hoe laughing it up with sex talk w homosexuals and your anger with pj is displaced. @erikajayne


Your mom is Brazilian isn't she? Maybe she could come to the school sometime for gym and teach the class how to dance samba!


[Crosspost] It makes me angry how often the TIFU sub is full of men getting screwed just because they are men


[Life Fuel] On-duty NYPD officers handcuffed 17-year-old girl, took her to deserted spot and raped her


[META] We knew three years ago that they were creating shill account to control the discussion here.


[Satire] Women should be correctly and systematically euthanized after menopause


[X-Post from /r/science] The Understudied Female Sexual Predator: According to new research, sexual victimization by women is more common than gender stereotypes would suggest.


[X-Post]Gang sexually assaulting, killing men in Mumbai - TOI gives only one inch space on front page.


[X-post from /r/TheBluePill] Pardon the possible over-generalization, but honestly, does a lot of society as a whole just NOT fucking care about women?


``Confrontingthe Girl Who Shot Me In the Face '' -- Dr. Phil - YouTube The female negro is making excuses like its not her fault but we all know its TNB , I feel for that poor white woman


a REAL nigga gone be blunt from the jump and tell you what it is and let you decide if you wanna be apart of it . a lame nigga gone lie 📌🗣‼


a black guy goes to a doctor 's office to get a vasectomy . he shows up in a limo wearing a tuxedo . when it 's his turn , the doctor looks at him and says , " i 've seen a lot of things , but i 've never seen a guy coming in all dressed up like that ! " and the black guy says , " well , if i 'm gon na be im - po - tent , i 'm gon na look im - po - tent ! "


a black man with a parrot enters a bar the bartender asks where did you get it africa answers the parrot


a black woman has seven sons ; jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome and jerome . how does she distinguish between them ? by their last names .


a cop saw a blonde on her knees under a streetlight . " can i help you ? " she asked . the blonde replied , " i dropped my diamond ring and i 'm looking for it . " the cop asked , " did you drop it here ? " the woman replied , " no , i dropped it about a block away , but the light 's better here . "


a friend comes up to me . <repeat> her : i 'm a master me : a master of what ? her : a master of baiting


a gay muslim walks into a bar . <repeat> he ordered shots for everyone .


a jew , a mexican and a black guy walk into the bar . <repeat> the bartender pulls out his gun and says " get the fuck outta here "


a jew and a black are about to get shot, who dies first the jew had coins as body armor while the black dude had child support papers to protect himself


a jew i know tried to get me arrested and set up numerous people i know despite him being a drug dealer himself


a man walks into a bar and asks for an obscure beverage : ' hey , do you serve blacks lager by any chance ? ' the waiter replies : ' no we do n't ' the man says : ' yeah neither would i they start throwing their shit at each other after a pint or two '


a man was brought in on pedophilia and incest charges according to the prosecution , the man had raped his daughter many times . the man however , was very cunning . he had a defense he thought was perfect . in court , the man said , " i have a tattoo on my penis , and i bet my daughter ca n't tell you what it is . " the daughter then said , " well of course i could n't tell , every time you took it out you put it in me . "


a minority 's inner monologue in usa . <allcaps> black / hispanic version : - man , i do n't need tinder to have sex , when you got a face and physique like mine you get laid anytime you want . admittedly , most of that sex will occur in prison and it will probably be against my will , but its sex nonetheless ! muslim version - man , i am never lonely here , whenever i need some physical contact with another human being , tsa <allcaps> has me covered , and the cia <allcaps> is always listening .


a muslim couple just got married it is working out well enough , but the husband will not let his wife drive for at least <number> years . one day the wife go 's up to him and asks why she must wait such a long time . he replies " oh well , to get your drivers licence in this country you must be <number> years or older "


aaron hernandez has beaten everything except a pokemon title . he always uses escape rope .


agreed, there is no reason to make genocide of other races as long as they are in another country and have nothing to do with our affairs !


ain't trusting no bitch or no nigga... hoe or no sucka


alabama where eharmony and ancestry are the same website .


alt-right ideas: quite popular
the alt-right: toxic from a normie perception


and even if he is dating someone why is it anyone's fucking business


another coon giving out about Ireland and as if her opinion counts being second generation London jamican only means her mother was a filthy immigrant who waited till she got off the banana boat to give birth to her litter


antifa pledge of allegiance:

i pledge allegiance 2 the united shills of the media & 2 the globalists 4 which it stands, 1 censorship under antifa with distraction & false narratives 4 all.


anybody that shitted on me, I ain't fucking with none of ya!!!!


anything you can do to bait Rich Black NFL and NBA players into attacking Whites is good


aoibh does this thing where she stops fucking answering me out of nowhere and just goes to sleep and it's annoying


bad bitch in my passenger like bae please put tht gun away


bad drivers are fined $ <number> now that s just sexist .


bad news in the air.... i hate to break it 👐🏼 that's your wife⁉ on the low i hate to say it.... that bitch BASIC‼- @iitsAD


because in that moment if i had told them when i told the school someone sexually assulted me and they didnt do anything would they believe?


bill cosby does n't make rape jokes . <repeat> because he takes it very seriously .


bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t saying nothin’


black people are like tires they work better with chains


black people joke White boy: Every time i come over you dad is never home Tyrone
.
.
Tyrone: I SAID HE IS AT THE STOE


buying pussy or smoking weed could get you more jail time than being a traitor to your countrymen apparently


can bitches at least wait till it's their bday month to put that shit up? damm yall stingy


can't stand a slutty stupid ass girl bro. Hoes have no morals nowadays.


cause I have hella feelings for you, but I don't fucking care, like they ain't even there.


claiming that everybody who doesn't trust Jews or doesn't like living around Blacks is, by definition, a NatSoc is just stupid

America was not a NatSoc Nation for the first 200 years
yet those would've been typical American views


clay is so fucking annoying he asks questions every 5 seconds and never goes with the flow just shut up and listen idk how yall claim


cooking is an important skill . cook for an african man , and he will be hungry for a day less . cook an african man , and all the nearby african men will be hungry for a day less . -- some tribe leader


cripples what do you call three people in wheelchairs stacked on top of each other ? a vegetable rack .


cuck shumer show once again how desperate the democratic party is


daddy , am i more black or muslim ? - why are you asking , son ? - there is a bank on the <number> h floor of a new building , and i do n't know whether to rob it or fly a plane into it .


daily dose of dark jokes <hashtag> <number> ( <number> / <number> / <number> ) what 's white on top and black on the bottom society .


darth vader … was the first black guy to freely admit to being the father .


dead baby joke mom : " why are these scissors so sticky ? " son : " sorry , i cut something wet . " mom : what 'd you cut with scissors that was wet ? <repeat> " son : " an infant 's windpipe "


def leppard is the best music to drive to . <repeat> you can air - drum with one arm and drive with the other .


derby day!! get me too anfield 👊❤ up the fucking reds


describe your sex life with spongebob quotes Patrick you cant talk to her like that shes the teacher!


did you guys see gordon ramsay 's facial surgery ? he 's hot , but he 's no caitlyn jenner .


did you hear about the recent terror attack in a french city ? it was nice .


did you hear about the woman who got hit by a car ? police are questioning why she was out of the kitchen .


did you know Mexicans in Southern California actually use "JAJAJA" Instead of "hahah" pisses me off so much

#DEPORTALLOFTHEM


do n't be a racist be mario he 's and italian plumber created by japanesese people who speaks english and looks like a mexican and jumps like a black man and also grabs coins like a jew .


do you know why beyonce sings to the left ? because everyone knows black people do n't have any rights . <repeat>


does god drink ? because i heard that if you go to his house in texas , you 'll get free shots .


doesnt matter if straights r oppressed or not sayin u hate all of them even if you dont mean it is as bad as homophobes sayin they hate gays


don't care if it's real or fake just know that ass fat.


dont know why posting anti Jewish stuff makes people feel better as they share recent main stream news & blame the Jews White supremacist dont seem too educated to express there own issues that they find themselves or even break away from there Jewish influence there many more issues then jews


drawing for u GOD I AM SO BAD AT DRAWING ITS SO BORING (has pen) god drawing is so fun, omg i wanna drawww (doesnt know where that idiot is)


everyone is in apollo or pth I have a shitty day/am in a bad mood


fascinating how black people are complaining about the oscars having no black nominees . <repeat> now they know how we feel watching the bet <allcaps> awards


fat chicks . <repeat> make uggs look like socks .


following an uprising that forced its longtime authoritarian president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, #YemenBleeds


fred needs crutches , thomas has a terrible stutter they 're best friends . one day , they hear that a faith healer is in town . thomas tells his friend they should go and see if they can make it on stage . fred reluctantly agrees , and they go . even better , they get called on stage . fred explains that he 's always had tto use crutches , even as a child , while thomas talks , with great effort , about how he 's had to deal with his stutter since he could talk . the faith healer loudly proclaims that as along as they believe , they shall be healed , and leads them behind a curtain so he can pray for them . shortly after , he reappears and hypes up the crowd , then shouts ' fred , throw out your crutches ! ' . a pair of crutches come sailing across the stage , and the crowd goes wild . the faith healer then yells ' thomas , say something ! ' . the reply follow quickly ' ffffred ffffell ' .


from what i understand most major religions all pray to the same god . after tragedies often i hear ' god has a plan ' well , frankly i think they are right . like after sandy hook , you know , like <number> kids were murdered . that was part of gods plan . i mean , how else is he going to keep coming up with virgins for the suicide bombers .


fucking bad night of my life because of that savage!


get you a nigga who's gona gas you the fuck up even on ya worst days


global recession with the collapse of government revenues after the fall in the oil price. Corruption needs to be checked.” 355. Mr


hate to break it to you but believe it or not it makes you seem like a dick


have you been in studentski grad in Sofia , you should go and see young student girls from FYROM geting down with Bulgarians serbs and albanians get ur booty too VIKI RALEVA VELIKI BRAT ПС.ВО КУМАНОВО СЕКОЈА ВТОРА Е СО СИПТАР ХАХА


hear about the new black barbie ? <repeat> she comes with <number> kids , aids , <allcaps> and a welfare cheque !


her: go eat. me: im not hungry. her: i swear to fucking god dont be that way


hey don't rt hentai on my tl while im at school or I'll slit your fucking throat


hey have you seen rolling thunder ? last time i saw him he was burning rubber with the new wheelchair he got from his disability benefits outside of wal - mart .


hey remember the Japanese where on the Good side during WW2 on a light note , ya , I can be idolized and all my coworkers , we are all heroes ready to build the next rail gun cannons that will power WW3


hey, im from manhattan. its really rough havin beliefs like us and living in a city like new york. if anybody would like to meet or talk to a white nationalist , neo-confederate , klansman , teenager from manhattan , just email me sk8terxxl@aol.com


his gov't fucking BANNED syrians from going to US. his admin is friendly w/putin who supports assad regime.


how absurd is the saying ''art is a way of survival'', don't you know artists, all they wanna do is die


how can a nigger bitch tell she 's pregnant ? when she pulls the tampon out of her cunt and the cotton is already picked .


how can you tell if a shark met an asian ? its fins are missing .


how did the alter boy know the nun was on her period ? the priest 's cock tasted like blood .


how did the jewish kid cheat on his math test ? he used the numbers on his arm .


how do they know what shampoo everyone in the twin towers used? they found their head and shoulders everywhere


how do you call a black man you call his cell number


how do you fit a fat woman in a bikini ? take the f out of fat and the f out of weigh .


how do you fit a group of jews into a mercedes ? <number> in the front , <number> in the back and <number> in the ashtray .


how do you get a nigger to stop talking in a car ? wet his lips and stick them to the window


how do you give a redneck aids ? get a black guy to rape his sister


how do you kill a retard ? hand him a knife and ask him " who 's special ? "


how do you make a dead baby float ? <number> scoop of ice cream , <number> scoops of dead baby


how do you make a gay guy fuck a woman ? shit in her cunt .


how do you make a jew prematurely ejaculate ? pay for dinner


how do you pickup a jewish girl ? broom and dustpan .


how do you prevent black people from stealing your stuff ? hide it at the bottom of the pool


how do you start a rave in the k <elong> you put a black person in an elevator .


how do you starve a black guy ? hide his food stamps under his work boots . i got this joke from : <url>


how do you starve a black man . <repeat> put his food stamps under his work boots .


how does a redneck find a sheep in his field ? sexy .


how is kermit the frog similar to a child who has been molested ? they were both forced to be felt .


how long in the microwave does it take for a black baby to explode ? dunno . i close my eyes when i masturbate .


how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb ? feminists ca n't change anything .


how many jews can you fit in a kia ? <number> in the front <number> in the back <number> in the ashtray


how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman ? none .


how many times can you screw a blonde ? i do n't know , how much time you got ?


how much did it cost to participate in the boston marathon ? an arm and a leg .


how the heck did we go from talking about advertising to politics to the fucking Kardashians #GodHelpUsAlln @janny1125 @guacamollyyyy


how to make sure you crush loves you. kidnap her and let stockholm syndroom do its work


how to pick up chicks how do you pick up a black chick ? noose . how do you pick up a mexican chick ? border patrol . how do you pick up a muslim chick ? body bag . how do you pick up a jewish chick ? dustpan and brush . how do you pick up white chicks ? flunitrazepam .


how u gon block me but have people reporting to u about me? STAY MAD BITCH LMAOOOO


i 'll be fucked . <repeat> . <repeat> f this rape whistle does n't work .


i 'm a muslim man with a muslim wife . <repeat> . <repeat> he other day my wife called me a paedophile , so i said " that 's a big word for a five year old "


i 'm not racist there are black people in my family tree .


i absolutely love north korean restaurants . <repeat> i never have to wait in line !


i am probably richer than all the normalscum here
i probably get more in weekly allowance from my parents/govt then you make wagekeking in a week


i am reading the fellowship of the ring and i swear i don't remember boromir being so damn annoying


i ca nt wait for harriet tubman to be on the $ <number> bill i can finally use black people as currency again .


i called the rspca <allcaps> and said , " i caught my wife having sex with our dog last night . " " that 's disgusting , " she replied , " who would do a thing like that ? " i said , " i know , she must 've got him drunk . "


i cant grow a beard
do i have low testosterone or something

my dad can grow a beard and the brothers of my mother can grow a beard too, i am 19 years old btw


i cant wait , i 've been wanting something to say to these wiggers , but i can never find the right words .


i date women like i like my eggs in the morning . <repeat> whites only


i dislike hateful bitches who are so full of themselves they think something good about someone but stay silent. Complements r a good thing.


i do this and the looks i get out of disgust are regular but i happily carry on walking and laugh them off , they think showing me a few pictures of negro kids on a poster without a burger is going to make me want to give money to them ?


i fuck my wife the same way islam fucks muslims . <repeat> <number> times a day and she has to face me while being submissive .


i fucking hate my life and i hope someone murders me goodnight


i fucking hate when people pressure me to do things


i got arrested for killing a black guy why ?


i got arrested for killing a black man . they charged me for impersonating a police officer .


i guess bradley manning really is a woman i mean , how else could he fuck up killing himself ?


i hate ole dusty ass mississippi but jus for these moments i gotta be there


i heard they 're filming the new terminator movie in france . can you believe there 's another truck scene ?


i just fucking sneezed while brushing my teeth and now there's toothpaste everywhere


i just went an bought a puppy for my son . <repeat> . <repeat> ut it died yesterday , and now i 've got this stupid puppy to care for .


i knew a guy who died in a terrorist attack . <repeat> his last words were " allahu akbar "


i kno this aint canon but tbh cyaron's leader should be you, AZALEA's dia and Guilty Kiss' yoshiko xndnaxmks


i know ive said this millionth times already but HARRY FUCKING STYLES.


i like jesus like i like my paintings . <repeat> nailed high enough so everyone can see .


i like my coffee like i like my black people . <repeat> i fucking hate coffee .


i like my lakes like i like my white men . superior .


i like my pizza the same way i like my jews . <repeat> thin and crispy .


i like my popcorn like i like my black people, hung and dried before cooked.


i like my women how i like pizza . cut into pieces and in a box .


i like my women like i like my wine . locked in the cellar in my basement


i like my women like my wine aged <number> years and stored in the cellar


i like my women the way i like my fish . . . battered .


i like wanking whilst looking at myself in the mirror . my driving instructor does n't .


i lost seven pounds this week … or as my wife calls it , “ the baby . "


i love how the local news is making sure to send their mulatto reporters to cover the honky-pocalypse in Charlottesville.


i named my son michael simon albert timothy charles brian kevin andrew nicholas frederick anthony donald victor alfonse lawrence theodore stephen william jacob alexander richard benjamin arthur daniel aidan lucas john oliver david sebastian henry ryan julian evan cameron dominic leonardo . <repeat> . <repeat> ut the little fucker still did n't drown at the christening .


i never understood why people say black guys are so well hung . <repeat> until i learned about lynching in history class .


i painted my laptop black so it would run faster . <repeat> and now it wo n't work


i ran out 😩 RT @sadonna_rae: This hoe just texted me asking to borrow a roll of tissue until tomorrow 😫😫😭😭😭


i respect that i like dont like ur opinion but i do respect it. your not gonna change who i am.. sorry haha i say gay allot and wont have a problem saying it either...


i think i need to find a new girlfriend she is starting to learn to talk now


i tried searching for " paul walker 's car " on my computer . <repeat> but then it crashed .


i use it as way to intimidae jew to show them that there are still people who are aginst them it did originate in Roman it was called the wariors salute


i use to have an eve cigarette garbage can in the bedroom downstairs. and if their was some baby fucking whore that would leave an eve


i want to be reincarnated as a bacteria living in the pubic hair of the artist IU


i welcome the Normie Invasion
it'll be a huge sign of progress when the Popular Page looks more like Breitbart and less like Stormfront because the Breitbart-tier folks are where Pro-Whites recruit from

more ppl is good
more basic bitch conservatism is good
more lolbertarians is good
more is good


i went to the doctor because my dick hurt . <repeat> he did n't care what my daughter thought .


i will never forgive the rihanna navi for letting KIB flop but that trash ass Needed Me and equally bad LOTB are legitimate HITS!!


i wish i were gay but i ca n't fuck something that i respect [ source jim jeffries ]


i woke up after dying satan told me that i will be sent back to earth since its the worst punishment


i woke up bc period cramps, holy shit what terrible pain


i would never <allcaps> rape a woman children are far too fun to pass up .


i'ont neva chase hoes they move to slow i let em chase me


idgaf if i'm annoying, you ain't my nigga so i'll purposely be annoying to you tf


if a muslim beats his wife is it domestic violence or child abuse ?


if a muslim blows up and nobody 's around to hear i t . . . does anyone give a fuck ?


if any one has any info on the austin texas band Straight Laced any info please contact me at skinranger@yahoo.com white power 88


if i had a dollar for every gender . <repeat> i 'd have $ <number> and a pile of counterfeits .


if i still a virgin at the age of 20 years I KI-LL MYSELF
i promised this when i was 17yo kek


if orange is the new black , does that make trump our <number> d black president ?


if smartphones are so smart, how come mines black?


if you donate just <number> pound a month . . . you can help us make another advert with sad looking african children in it .


if you drink or smoke during a pregnancy , you could lose the baby . <repeat> it is worth a shot , before you splash out on another abortion .


if you want improvement in society then fucking do something. calling someone racist for something they did in ignorance isn't progress


if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first ? the dog because he shuts up after you let him in .


illegal check to the head? are you fucking stupid???


illegal mexicans get to murder white girls in cold blood and walk free

meanwhile Cantwell is still in jail even though he didn't hurt a single person


im really sad ryans mom fucking hates me bc im not a korean/american right wing christian and hasn't given me a chance


imagine bumping into katie mcgrath on the street though i'd be fucking shook to my core to even function


imagine if white people said "my honkey" instead of "my nigga" lol


important sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman . a good example : “ i used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday ! ”


in <number> guido kratschmer raced in the olympic decathlon and won the silver medal . <repeat> he lost to a " girl " . what a fag .


is the glass half full or half empty ? i really do n't know , because there 's different ways to look at it : - optimism : the glass is half full . - pessimism : the glass is half empty . - feminism : the glass is raping me .


it 's a good thing omar mateen never lived to find out ghost buster 's <number> was filmed in boston and brookline . <repeat> it would suck die painfully only to find out you were responsible for <number> 's <number> d worst mass shooting .


it 's been <number> days since suicide squad was realeased . why is no one talking about how amazing robin williams was in it ?


it 's unfortunate that roger moore could n't die another day . [ removed ]


it's a shame that some folks can't act like they got a little bit of sense


it's fucking disgusting & of course Trump isn't doing shit. Mr. I'm gonna defeat isis bc I've got a plan to in under 30 days. Wya dude????


it's over
just your daily reminder that its over


jesus is so elusive . <repeat> that even the romans thought he was hard to pin down .


jesus may have given <number> jews bread . <repeat> but hitler did him one better and made <number> jews toast .


jew joke what was the gas the came from the smoke stacks in the concentration camps ? cojew


jewish jokes what 's the difference between a jew and a stiff nipple . <repeat> othing because they both disappear after hot shower


jews what 's the best jew joke ever ? the holocaust


jokes can be offensive . it 's all about the intent behind it . it 's why i can say " kill all the jews " , but hitler ca n't .


jotaro, @ dio: don't look at my fucking boner when we fight


just like i made you hoes come for me , i can make yall go away 👐✌


just ordered <number> legs and a breast from kfc <allcaps> or as i like to call it . <repeat> he amputee breast cancer orgy


just ordered horny goat weed
this shit better fix my ed


kids of yesterday use to work go to school and work again the kids of today live in basements and play games and text 247 thank you liberals


let 's be honest here . <repeat> the real reason why the great irish potato famine happened was because the irish figured out that they could also eat the potatoes .


little johnnie found a body . <repeat> . <repeat> e told his parents what he found and they called the sheriff . little johnnie walks to the riverbed and shows the sheriff a black guy completely bound with chains . little johnnie says to the sheriff " ya know i think someone might 've killed this guy " . the sheriff says " no that ca n't be , little johnnie . that nigger tried stealing more chains than he could swim with "


lmaoooo and now shes doing a gofundme for her honeymoon i want to donate $6.66 bc shes super religious and it would be a bad omen for her


lock that bitch too… keep the heat out RT @Ms_Marrie: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!


lol at angry men writing me essays through Facebook messenger that amount to "be nicer when you're being harassed"


lol, that chick from last night is still raging about me blocking her, i guess.


looking for a white only female for friendship or more .must have strong moral background and a sound beleif in the white race.lets talk .


man dem hoes crazy dey want dat house an money so fuckin bad dey tryna get it buh it aint goin noweher he done its ova n shits fucked up 😂😂😂


mfs should not have iPhone 5c's those shits so ugly


money before bitches, bc bitches follow money.


my african friend asked me if he could ask for bob and vegene i told him "u better ask for food"


my boyfriends phone is glued to his face 24/7 .. so fucking annoying man


my dad got stupid mad yesterday that he went to my room got all my clothes and my makeup threw them outside my door. I hate him so much.


my first highschool football game was alot like my first time having sex . i was bloody and sore at the end . but at least my dad came .


my friend thought she was lesbian just for having short hair . <repeat> " you ca n't assume that , " i said , " she 's not obese . "


my mother literally gets off on my suffering
whenever i'm unhappy she's happy, whenever i'm happy she's insufferable.


my weed is like the qur'an . <repeat> i burn it until i get stoned .


my wife told me to get our ginger son ready . . . my wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school . so i punched him in the face and stole his dinner money .


name something that you can trust more than trump or hillary? A home done abortion😂


needs to pay a visit to the Joy Reid's of the world!


niggas always tryna hate on music I like on twitter. y'all niggas got some retarded ears.


niggas always want to take advantage of everything . just stupid


niggas be fucking me over not knowing what they got 🤣 bettttttttttt


no matter what you fucking say or what you do, i'm done! gone.


no one else in the fucking universe likes trans girl fox


no sorry once again i tried to quote the comment i made in the previous post , i dont know how to do it my fault adam 88 : [ ] !!


none of them 3 bitches look like dey ca boil a egg, but working at buds broiler....


normies dont know what its like to suffer
there whole life they have had it easy,barley lonely,never had to deal with mental illness,and yet they pass judgment on us,we have every right to dislike them


normies literally condone females selling their poo online
fucking disgusting


not wanting illegal immigrants makes you a bigot apparently. yeah just let them in our countries hahah what's the worst they could do hahaha


nytimes.com/2017/09/28/opinion/valerie-plame-anti-semitism.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur … Yes, I admit, I have many wonderful Jewish friends, but they are NOT Zionists!


of course you want to make those habanero pickles, what with this goddamn head cold


offensive joke . well , i hope anyway a little black jewish boy says to his daddy , " dad am i more black or jewish ? " " why do you ask ? " , says the dad . the boy says , " well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $ <number> and i ca n't decide if i want to haggle him down to $ <number> or just steal it . "


oh look that's another reason to fucking hate my shit-ass group


omfg on the local news they are now arguing about #thedress


omg. y'all. ace boog1e really thought he could make that jump with his stick in his mouth. the look of shame afterw… https://t.co/sqCAcXsep0


on a hotel shower: making you feel mildly retarded since 1947.


one time for the real niggas , two times for the bad bitches .


or when they hype him up just to diminish what the other boys are doing ?? FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


people say never let go of one you love. that's what I tell the girl chained in my basement.


phantom turned evil in the end, just like they always insist ghosts will. fenton may be a fucking loser who died immediately but. not him


pink shutters a man walked into a whore house and asked the man running it to give him the biggest black woman that the whore house had . the man at the counter said alright that will be <number> and told him to go to room <number> the man went up to room <number> and the biggest black woman he had ever seen answered the door . the man walked in and asked the woman to take off all her clothes , lay on the bed and spread her legs . <repeat> she did as she was told , the man stood there and just looked at her for a minute , then he said ok i m finished you can put your clothes back on . <repeat> the woman got up and was confused as she asked , " why did nt you do anyting ? " the man replied . <repeat> well i am painting my house brown and i wanted to see what it looked like with pink shutters


pls dont let poland qualify with a boring ass ballad like they did in 2015


porn is like a cancer ward way better when you see kids in it


psychologist makes fun of her patients
when shes outside with her friends or her chad bf she makes fun of you, she talks about that 'shy and weirdo patient' 'IM SURE HE IS A PORN ADDICTED VIRGIN' she said


put the kids in a ophanage and arrest the whore of a mother to a point of not having more biracial kids 8 kids have to suffer all their lives to due a whore


r/justneckbeardthings makes fun of a guy again for existing while being overweight/ not attractive.


r/thebluepill upvotes a post about a woman who's starting to hate men.


racism😴 isnt real🙅🏻♂ anymore, you stupid niggers😂😂😂


rather not fuck w/ a lot of ya, all yall do is talk shit about each other and then party w/ the same ppl you just finished shitting on.


remember when muslims massacred americans and george w. bush responded by bringing in more muslims


rhyme roses are red , violets are n't magenta , if you have a baby , i 'll eat the placenta


river <allcaps> deep <allcaps> one day two kids were wandering around near a stream . one of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream . the boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely , so he went to find his other friend . when he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away . the boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked , " why did you run away . " the other boy said , " my mom said that if i were to ever see a naked woman i would turn to stone . then i felt something get very hard so i ran . "


season's greetings (unless you're jewish) Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, squirrels burning at the stove. Reindeer entrails splattered on my front tire, and your mangled corpse in the snow.


shopkeeper runs the numbers . fifteen skinheads chased a pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him . eventually , the police arrived and arrested everyone . one of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen . when the clerk replied , " yes , " the cop asked why he did n't help out . " i thought fifteen was enough , " came the reply .


shoutout to all the people who creep on my shit and hope to see i'm doing bad.. y'all right. y'all win. 😂


slow replies make me feel like a retard and I just want to put my foot through a wall... hjhdyhdhlgjdftilh


sluts dont have hormones they have whoremones


so a priest and a rabbi are walking by an orphanage . <repeat> and they see a young boy bending over to pick up a ball . the priest says , " tell me you do n't wanna fuck that little boy . " the rabbi responds , " yes , but out of what ? "


so george michael has died . <repeat> rumour has it that in his last moments he let out one last careless whisper : " i 'm never gon na dance again . <repeat> "


so i added paul walker on xbox . <repeat> he just stays on the dash board .


so i almost dated this cute muslin chick in middle school but after her social media phase , she kinda blew up . <repeat>


so i saw a black guy holding a tv walking down the street . <repeat> i immediately thought : " fuck , is that mine ? " so i quickly rushed home . luckily daquan was right there , cleaning my shoes .


so i was walking down the street last night . <repeat> . <repeat> when i saw a black man walking with a new looking bicycle . i thought sh*t that looks like the one i own . so i ran to my house as fast as i could . luckily mine was still in the cellar cleaning my boots .


so mcdonald 's is having a special in honor of michael jackson 's death . a <number> year old piece of meat in - between two <number> year old buns .


so muslims kill <number> people in san bernardino and a muslim kills <number> people at the pulse in orlando . <repeat> . <repeat> nd a black man kill <number> police officers in dallas , tx . man black people really are <allcaps> lazy


so my daughter killed a butterfly because she killed a butterfly i said, ¨no butter for a month because of that!¨ later in the kitchen she smashed a cockroach and i said ¨nice try!¨


so the federal government said we are no longer allowed to call people from indiana " indianians " . <repeat> now we must refer to them as " indyots " .


so we driving & we smell like a shitty sewage smell 😩 & hope is like brooo wtf that smell is horrible 😂😂😂


some people say i do n't let my wife choose anything , but that 's not true ! i let her choose between front hand and back hand .


some times Whites are forced to live around a lot of blacks .


somebody``hcf''calledputin``ahero''!lololol!This``hero''finallytransformedformersovietjewnion in ``russian''judea!In this misery-torn country-are there-70 officially billionaries , tens f thousands millionaries , and tens of millions of poor and miserable who look for their pittance at the garbage places !


spreading a woman 's legs is like spreading butter it can be done with a credit card fairly easily , but i prefer to use a knife


squaring numbers is just like women . <repeat> . <repeat> f they 're under thirteen just do them in your mind .


still fucking fumin we drew against Bourneshite, cant wait to get molested at Britannia tmrw


such a nice feelin to know ur lost camera w all yr undeveloped photos of u and yr friends is probably in some gross hipsters hands :')))


sure it was , yes of course , what was i thinking ?


sweetie, you wandered into my mentions threatening me with financial consequences. this isn't bullying. it's backbone. @PeerWorker


telling your mates what girls have told you in confidence because they trust you makes you a shitty guy sorry about it


tfw you are the first failure in a winning streak of evolutionary successes going back thousands of years
feels bad man.


tfw you just got Wish but remember you'll lose it • r/ForeverAlone


that is absolutely * * * * ing unbelievable.they can just go route one now.no more messing about going through europe.in bongo land one minute jump on the plane and 5 hours later hop off the plane with the biggest negro smile and shout ASYLUM.i am totally depressed hearing this


that prince who married that asian is a freak. imagine his half and half kids growing up and trying to marry into other royal families


that's how fucked-up our thinking has become because we're conditioned to compete for the attention of men, kadiri talaga sobra


the Brexit snake May must be pleased that throwing that election is bearing fruit.. bitch will fuck Brexit and play the victim - maybe a tear at some stage ?


the Nina is my bitch & I might have to rape a nigga , the heater on my waist and I might have to bake a nigga!


the average US White is 98% European
the average US Black is only 73% African

yet nobody questions if Black Identity is real or not
while everybody is taught that White Identity doesn't real - or is only for losers


the blacks and special needs are cursed with ? tardiness


the entire system of classes are a marxist invention. the judeo-bolsheviks are using this to divide our society. in other words ' Divide et impera ' .


the fucking thought of you with somebody else I don't like that


the klu klux klan . <repeat> the original boys in the hood


the organizational and social strategy of 'dune coon' movements like Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood are light years beyond the machinations of the white master race in virtual space, even if we adjust for contextual differences.


the prophet mohammed and his wife walk into a pub and the barman says , " sorry , mo , kids have to stay outside in the garden . "


the recent terrorist attack in france could n't have happened to nicer people


the young homeless girl was delighted when i asked if i could take her home . she was n't too excited when i walked off with her cardboard box .


there are <number> white things for each black person the teeth , the bones and the owner


there's working class and there 's chav. they 're the only ones breeding yet aspire to act like blacks. they needed direction and national service .


they say it 's a bad time to be a pop singer right now . i beg to differ . christina grimmie gets free shots and ariana grande gets free explosive effects .


this is a retarded question but what's the Pokemon in your avatar


this is the first time he's done this and i'm taking it too personally lol. poor thing doesn't know his momma is the literal Satan(TM)


this isn't about Capitalism vs Socialism
i don't give a fuck anymore
this is about racial survival

if fucking Full Communism prevents White Genocide by making us so poor nobody wants to immigrate here, then i'm for Full Fucking Communism

Bring it on
it appears to have saved Eastern Europe


three jews walk into a bar . <repeat> i lied it was a gas chamber


today was just terrible 💯 and i learned even family aint shit 😴


trump has been fucking toxic from the start and you fucks who voted for him are just NOW seeing this? IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG #PrayForSyria


trump is an idiot . minorities ca n't take our jobs if they ca n't keep our jobs .


twitter now has a super lockout feature apparently, they lock you out and clim yu can still dm but you cant, very odd, explore this feature by calling jack dorsey a cunt.


u mad bc i dont send nudes? well surprise!!!!! fuck yourself u idiotic jerk.


uh @TommytheTank3 @SaintMarche whatever about a man (sorry im not sexist) but a woman should never let herself go...


ukwon: [singing, but the camera isnt centred on him] me: WHERE HE AT BITCH


volkswagen gas emissions scandal . the germans are still trying to gas us .


wanna be like hitler , but have no oven ? throw a penny off a cliff .


watch out for these foul hoes and flagrant niggas!


watching catwoman......Halle berry is so much better than this 😭this shit is so bad but I can't stop watching it.


water fight the kid next door just challenged me to a water fight , so i thought i 'd post this while i wait for the water to boil .


we are literally at the point in our late-stage democracy that politicians are cynically seeking political points by proposing laws that already exist but everyone forgot about


we really DO NOT need to see king mo and rampage go at it again that was fucking terrible


we should not help poor african children
they are not entitled to food, they should be confident and funny


we should teach more inclusive history: replace confederate memorials with statues of african slaver-kings selling castrated boys to arabs


we still haven't been told a motive for Las Vegas

this is bullshit


we've gone from "Don't Believe It Unless You Hear It Direct From Trump" to "Don't Believe It Even When You Hear It Direct From Trump Cause Sometimes Trump Says The Exact Opposite Of What He Means"


wearing ur boyfriends jacket is all cute until it no longer smells like him and u find it and ur like? what hobo left this at my house?


welp, im about to text my oneitis of 2 years again
i dont have any friends and im lonely so im gonna do it

even though she already has a 6'1 tyrone bf

im so pathetic


went to a paris restaurant for snails today . <repeat> pretty disappointed . <repeat> came out with a gut full of slugs .


what 's a mexicans favourite sport ? cross country


what 's black and screams ? stevie wonder answering the iron .


what 's black and white and rolls down a hill ? a maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head .


what 's hitler 's favorite type of pornography ? shower sex


what 's the best part about sending a schoolbus full of orphans off a cliff ? you do n't have to write an apology letter to their family .


what 's the best way to wash down five hundred chocolates ? katrina .


what 's the difference between <number> / <number> and a milk cow ? there is n't one - muslims keep doin' em both . edit : fixed the punch line , it 's too late for this crap haha


what 's the difference between a bag of shit and a nigger ? the bag


what 's the difference between a black and a bucket of shit ? the bucket . what do they have in common ? neither of them do anything .


what 's the difference between a black man and a lawn decoration ? a footstool and some rope .


what 's the difference between a boko haram training camp and a nigerian refugee camp ? i do n't know , i just fly the fighter jet .


what 's the difference between a boy scout and a jew ? a boy scout comes back from the camp .


what 's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich ? i do n't rape a sandwich before i eat it


what 's the difference between a jew and a bullet ? a bullet can escape the chamber


what 's the difference between a pizza and a baby ? i do nt fuck my pizza before i eat it


what 's the difference between a sack of shit and a nigger ? one is black , useless , and stinks and the other is a sack of shit .


what 's the difference between an ariana grande concert and a faggot ? faggots bang in the end and ariana grande ends in a bang .


what 's the difference between batman and a black man ? batman can go to the store without robin .


what 's the difference between feminists and a lead brick ? not much , they 're both thick , dense and toxic but on a lead brick can way <number>  pounds and still fit through a doorway .


what 's the difference between feminists and hockey players ? hockey players shower after <number> periods .


what 's the difference between harry potter and jews ? harry escaped the chamber


what 's the difference between jake paul and hitler ? hitler knew when to kill himself .


what 's the difference between my wife and my pc ? <allcaps> my pc does n't scream and cry when i beat the shit out of it .


what 's the difference between paul walker and a cow ? you ca n't milk a cow <number> years after its death .


what 's the difference hitler and <number> million jews ? hitler actually made it down in history .


what 's the hardest part about being a muslim ? pilot school


what 's the meanest thing you can do to a blind person ? give them a cheese grater to read .


what 's the most common type of shooting range ? a school .


what 's the same about feminism and the holocaust ? they 're both irrelevant and mean nothing to society .


what 's the worst thing about being told you have alzheimer 's ? it dosen't happen at once


what 's with all the recent terror attacks ? its ramadan . and you 're not you when you 're hungry .


what did hitler say to the defeated jewish cowboy ? reich for the sky !


what did the african kid get for christmas aids


what did the black kid get his friend for his birthday? my bike.


what did the child leave santa with ? a hard on


what do Avengers Infinity War and Schindler's List have in common?

They both feature people being turned into ash


what do pro - choice and pro - life people have in common ? they think aborting black people is a miscarriage of justice .


what do you call a bitch that is also a nut ? a pea - cunt .


what do you call a black feminist ? niggered


what do you call a black guy fucking a pile of shit ? incest .


what do you call a black shooter in space ? cosmonaut


what do you call a black woman who 's had <number> abortions ? a crime fighter


what do you call a good looking muslim ? asif


what do you call a high person with downs syndrome ? a baked potato .


what do you call a homosexual on rollerblades ? rolaids


what do you call a jew that jumps out of a plane a falling star


what do you call a jewish person who 's just been for a shower ? cleansed


what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer ? ash


what do you call a letter from a feminist ? hate male


what do you call a mentally handicapped jew ? aushwistic .


what do you call a mexican fighting a catholic priest ? alien vs. predator


what do you call a muslim at a peace rally ? lost .


what do you call a muslim feminist ? dead .


what do you call a nine year old with no friends ? a sandy hook survivor


what do you call a redneck priest ? dad , father and daddy .


what do you call a retarded jew ? auschwistic


what do you call a sheet of metal leaning on a tree ? free aboriginal housing .


what do you call a smart black person ? nonexistent .


what do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do ? wrong .


what do you call an american rice cooker? a falling nuke


what do you call an ethiopian athlete who uses steroids ? lance no - armstrong


what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection ? a quarter pounder with cheese .


what do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth ? a rake .


what do you do after getting the thightiest pussy ever? you put the diaper back on


what do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? stop laughing and reload


what do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bath ? throw a load of dirty laundry in .


what do you do when your dishwasher stops working You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties


what do you get when you blend a nazi and a communist together ? ground meat .


what do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus ? i do n't know but it 's damn good at picking cotton .


what do you give an african child for its first birthday ? roses on its grave .


what do you say to mike tyson after his arms and legs get cut off ? " hey nigger . "


what do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? nothing you already told that bitch twice .


what does a muslim do with their iphone <number> ? just kidding ! they prefer the note <number>


what does a nigger have that i do n't ? my television


what happened to the girl who had a black heart ? cardiac arrest .


what happens when you boil a cabbage ? i do n't know , a japanese guy stabbed him before i could find out .


what is a muslim 's favourite band ? the taliband , their performances always blows the audience away


what is black , yellow and makes you laugh a bus full of black people driving of a cliff


what is brown , red , orange , yellow , green , blue , and purple and chained to the fence around my yard ? my nigger . i 'll paint him whatever color i want .


what is called when an african american man has erectile dysfunction ? black cock down


what is ironic about the lgbt <allcaps> flag ? all the colors are straight .


what is the difference between a black person and a bench ? at least a bench can support a family


what is the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest ? i can turn on a suicide vest .


what is the difference between a homosexual and a mentally ill person ? nothing .


what is the german translation of ' harry potter and the chamber of secrets ? " harry hitler and the chamber of gas .


what is the most important part in a good isis <allcaps> joke ? the * execution *


what is the point of feminism ? to remind us how men end up murdering and raping people .


what is the toughest part about being a pedophile ? fitting in .


what is the usual woman 's response to a black guy 's pickup line ? rape ! <allcaps>


what is the war for the planet of the apes about? i don't know, but by the sounds of it, those damn niggers are starting wars again


what phrase do black men always love to hear ? " you are not <allcaps> the father ! "


what s the difference between a black person and a colorful explosion in the sky ? fire works


what s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine ? you can dump a load in a washing machine and it wo nt hassle you for the next two weeks . <repeat>


what s the difference between a gay guy and a freezer ? the freezer does n't fart when you pull the meat out .


what s the difference between a passed out college chick and a pickle jar i ca nt fit my fist in a pickle jar


what s the main cause of paedophilia sexy kids


what s your favorite flavor of jew ? smokey bbq


what was dave black 's last hit ? a metro train .


what was the last thing diego 's mother said to him before getting shot by the border patrol go diego go


what would be another name for black lives matter ? rise of the planet of the apes .


what ’s the hardest part of having sex with someone you love ? rigor mortis .


what's the difference between a tire and a black person?  A tire doesn't scream when I put chains on it.


whats a gay guys favorite restaurant? five guys


whats the difference between a black person and a jew? Depends on the type of fire


whats the difference between a pedophile and an orphan? my uncle isn't an orphan


whats the diffrence between princess diana and my computer When my computer crashes I actually give a fuck


whats the worst part about eating vegetables the wheelchair


what’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? the Bucket.


what’s the phenomenon that makes women bleed from their uterus for 4-7 days diy abortions


when are you crackers going to realise that your race doesnt dictate wether youre superior or not and stop thinking everything you say+


when asked if he raped <number> people , bill cosby said no . <repeat> but he really meant yes .


when bitches change and start acting like the nigga they with <<<<<<


when corey haim was young . <repeat> . <repeat> is ass was so shiny that you could see a sheen on it .


when does a jew fuck his wife ? when he finds a free condom .


when does a joke become a dad joke? when it takes a 23 year trip to the corner store


when i was a child , i remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for santa to come . <repeat> then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left .


when i was in t - ball as a kid , i could tell my coach was catholic as soon as i joined the team from the way he molested me the same way my priest did . i mean like to a t.


when she wants to date you but shes ugly and fat


when ya name gain weight ya ex hoes can't let go


which sex position produces the ugliest children ? go ask your mother . <repeat>


while looking through a magazine with my daughter , i said , " hey what do you think of this hairstyle ? " while looking through a magazine with my daughter , i said , " hey what do you think of this hairstyle ? " she liked it . " well it 's too bad you can only have this one , i said , pointing at a picture of vin diesel on the next page . she started crying as the nurse set up her next round of chemo treatment .


who 's visiting millions of african children every year on christmas eve ? death .


who do mexicans call when someone breaks into their house ? <number> juan juan !


why are aspirins white ? because they work


why are black people so good at excel ? they know a lot about cells


why are blacks the most common users of vine ? because it brings them back to when they were swinging on the vines <number> years ago .


why are the black man 's eyes always red after sex ? the mace .


why are the japanese so skinny ? it did n't end very well for them the last time a fat man was in their country .


why are women like clouds ? because they dampen your day when they 're around but once they 're gone the day is much better .


why did Stephen Hawking do one liners? he couldn't do stand-up


why did a black man cross the road ? hey ! gimme back my wallet !


why did god give women more brain cells than cows ? so they do n't shit on the floor while doing the dishes .


why did jesus cross the road ? trick question . jesus just rode across .


why did nobody told me asians are bad drivers ? i tried to install one inside my computer but i think he dead now .


why did the cat do a shit in my dressing room, on the cream carpet! BAD CAT!


why did they plant trees in harlem ? for free public transit .


why do black people always end up in jail ? it 's cause chimps always get placed in a zoo when they are caught .


why do black people like the pokemon anime ? because they can relate to the main character 's fatherlessness .


why do black people take so long to check out at the grocery store ? mixers in one transaction , booze in the other


why do jews get circumcised ? jewish women wo n't touch anything that is n't <number>  off .


why do negros dance to the left ? because they have no rights .


why do nt jews like the internet ? because they always got roasted by nazis


why do so many people think teen boys only want sex?


why does a gorilla always have a frown ? because in <number> million years it will be a nigger


why does beyonce sing " to the left , to the left " ? because black people have no rights .


why hasn't jimin gone to go and help georgie and care for her while she's sick ?? some husband he is


why is Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, Hitler made 6 million jews toast.


why is jesus probably black ? because he can not tell who was his real father .


why is obama left handed ? because blacks do n't have rights .


why should you never marry a jewish woman ? when dinner time comes , they 're too scared to get near the oven


why was james earl ray arrested ? he was shooting shit off a balcony .


why were <number> negros sterilized ? because it was a year between <number> and <number> in north carolina and they were deemed mentally ill or mentally deficient .


why were all of the inner - city schools changed into conservatories for the arts ? people realized that the only way a negro could be successful is by playing jazz , singing , dancing , or playing sports so they decided not to waste money by teaching them things that would n’t prepare them for the real world .


why would anyone want any type of relationship with a woman that isn't sexual and exclusive?


woman : what were the results from the test ? doctor : there are good news and bad news , the good news is that your child will always find a parking space


women are gay
women are all lesbians and thats why they feel no compassion for men they use us for status and then go eat psusy its gay


women are like wine . <repeat> some are white and dry while some are dark and full bodied . but to be honest , i could n't care less what mine are like as long as they 're cheap and go down nice and easy . <repeat>


xpost from r/news - Woman arrested for false rape claim


yall i cant im so fuckng mad at this bc every dot point is jus,,,, the sixth sense bitch ill kms


years and somebody just like me going to kick your filthy fucking asses out of here again. its a pattern you have, i guarenfuckigntee it


you can tell a lot about a man by the car he drives for example , if it 's a black man , it 's not his car .


you don't have to kill your rape victims if you do it properly, they do it themselves.

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you ever tell someone your plans and you've kept your mouth shut until now and all of a sudden they get canceled or ruined? BRUJERÍA MIJO


you hear about trumps new wall to keep out blacks ? yeah , he plans to make a really long row of " now hiring " signs .


you know it’s ogre when
your 11 year old stepsister has had more conversations on the phone with friends than you have had in 20 years and has more contacts

I have 7 contacts including family and former employers

kek


you know that kid in sex ed videos who's like 'how will I pee w a tampon!!' and they're like haha u fuckin dum dum you can't put shit there


you know what the best part about fucking a <number> year old girl is ? . <repeat> lipping her over and pretending she s a <number> year old boy .


you loose your black friend in the dark , where do you lose your muslim friend ? in an explosion


you may have a family that love you, real love, and that ever nagging resposibility that feels inescapable . still, once black, you never go back home to the kids


you see , i am a doctor . today i had to save a black guy 's life i told his family : i did everything i could , but unfortunately he survived .


you want to hear a joke ? women 's rights


your face is awful. @DarkSim7 @InvisibleJimBSH @iam8bit


your not gonna change a nigga.he is who he is either you accept it or you dont. you cant turn silver into gold.🤷🏽♀😴


“I think a lot, but I don’t say much.” ~ Anne Frank But lately she’s been proven to have not said anything for almost a century


Fellas we gotta invade Iran for feminism and gay rights


COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (CNN) -- Sri Lankan soldiers have seized a key rebel stronghold after launching a surprise attack early Sunday morning, the head of Sri Lanka's army announced. Sri Lankan army chief Sarath Fonseka says a key Tamil town has been taken in a national TV broadcast Sunday. Troops crossed a lagoon and entered the town of Mullaittivu before encountering heavy resistance from Tamil fighters, according to the government-run news agency. "Our troops fought their way through a 40 km (25 mile) thick jungle track," Lt. Gen. Sarath Fonseka said in a televised address on Sunday. "This is the long awaited victory and I am happy to say that our heroic forces today captured the Mullaittivu town after 12 years," the Sri Lanka Army chief said. There is no confirmation from the rebels that the strategic garrison has been overtaken. The Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) -- commonly known as the Tamil Tigers -- have fought for an independent homeland for the country's ethnic Tamil minority since 1983. The civil war has left more than 70,000 people dead. The rebels gained control over Mullaittivu in 1996 and established a military garrison there, according to the government. In recent days, the military has made significant progress in its campaign to recapture rebel strongholds. It had been in rebel hands for more than nine years. The re-capture enabled the government to use a highway linking the mainland to the peninsula to move troops and supplies. Previously, it was done by air and sea. "The area that the LTTE has dominated has shrank phenomenally," Sri Lankan High Commissioner to India, C.R Jayasinghe, told CNN. "They lost... about 90 percent of what they had." Despite major government gains, critics point to ongoing civilian casualties resultant from the conflict. "This is an important strategic success for the army, but literally tens of thousands of people, children, are in the line of fire," United Nations spokesman James Elder said in a phone conversation Sunday. "Some Sri Lankan U.N. staff are trapped there," he added. "Convoys are going to the area, delivering emergency supplies, but these are not sufficient for the number of people in need." Sri Lankan authorities are barring journalists and humanitarian aid workers from areas where heavy fighting is taking place. Amnesty International spokesman Shuransu Mishra estimated that "over a quarter of a million of the population, mostly Tamils, are trapped between the two sides." The organization says greater access and protection for aid workers and journalists are needed as news agencies struggle to report an accurate picture of the conflict. "The Sri Lankan authorities are doing little to ensure the safety of the country's media, or to prosecute those responsible for murdering or attacking them," Amnesty International spokeswoman Yolanda Foster said in a written statement on Friday. "They (Sri Lankan authorities) are also directly responsible for subjecting journalists to harassment and interrogation," she said. At least 14 journalists have been killed since the start of 2006, according to the statement. Others have been driven from the country by death threats, or in fear of detention and torture by government authorities, it said.
We attempt to answer:Which northern town did troops regain control of?
Answer:Elephant Pass


BOGOTA, Colombia (CNN) -- A key rebel commander and fugitive from a U.S. drug trafficking indictment was killed over the weekend in an air attack on a guerrilla encampment, the Colombian military said Monday. Alleged cocaine trafficker and FARC rebel Tomas Medina Caracas in an Interpol photo. He had been in the cross-hairs of the U.S. Justice Department since 2002. He was charged with conspiracy to import cocaine into the United States and manufacturing and distributing cocaine within Colombia to fund the FARC's 42-year insurgency against the government. U.S. officials alleged Medina Caracas managed the rebel group's sales of cocaine to international drug traffickers, who in turn smuggled it into the United States. He was also indicted in the United States along with two other FARC commanders in November 2002 on charges of conspiring to kidnap two U.S. oil workers from neighboring Venezuela in 1997 and holding one of them for nine months until a $1 million ransom was paid. Officials said the army's Rapid Response Force, backed by elements of the Colombian Air Force, tracked Medina Caracas down at a FARC camp in the jungle in the south of the country. "After a bombardment, the troops occupied the camp, and they've found 14 dead rebels so far, along with rifles, pistols, communications equipment and ... four GPS systems," Defense Minister Juan Manuel Santos said at a news conference. "The death of 'El Negro Acacio' was confirmed by various sources, including members of FARC itself." Medina Caracas commanded FARC's 16th Front in the southern departments of Vichada and Guainia. Established in 1964 as the military wing of the Colombian Communist Party, FARC is Colombia's oldest, largest, most capable and best-equipped Marxist rebel group, according to the U.S. Department of State. E-mail to a friend

Journalist Fernando Ramos contributed to this report.
We attempt to answer:Who helped manage cocaine network?
Answer:The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (or FARC)


The artificial heart based on satellite and airplane technology was presented in Paris. The device could save millions of lives and beats almost exactly like the real thing using electronic sensors to regulate heart rate and blood flow. Developers Carmat, funded by the European space and defense group EADS, presented the device at a press conference in Paris on Monday. Carmat's chief operating officer Patrick Coulombier told The Associated Press: "it's the same principle in the airplane as in the body." Coulombier explained that the same tiny sensors that measure air pressure and altitude in an airplane or satellite are also in the artificial heart. This should allow the device to respond immediately if the patient needs more or less blood. The French design has so far only been tested in animals, and now needs approval from its authorities before pushing ahead with clinical trials. Previous artificial hearts have been unable to automatically vary their pumping speed and must be tweaked externally. The French heart is also the most lifelike, with two pumps to send the blood into the lungs and the rest of the body, just like a real heart. Past artificial hearts have only had one pump. The French model is made from natural materials including polymer and pig tissue, which have already been used in heart valves implanted into people. The artificial heart would initially be for patients who had suffered a massive heart attack or who had heart failure, but might eventually be used in patients who are not that sick. Heart disease is the world's top killer, claiming some 17 million lives a year. According to the American Heart Association, about 2,200 heart transplants were performed in the U.S. in 2006. Thousands more patients would benefit if more donor hearts were available. The artificial heart is expected to cost about 150,000 euros or $192,140.
We attempt to answer:Who unveiled prototype
Answer:French scientists


As manager of the Sex Pistols and owner, with his then-lover Westwood, of the Sex boutique in London during the mid-1970s, McLaren was considered one of the pioneers of the punk movement. "When we were young and I fell in love with Malcolm, I thought he was beautiful and I still do," Vivienne Westwood said in a written statement. Westwood's son with McLaren, Joe Corre, her other son, Ben Westwood, and McLaren's girlfriend, Young Kim, were with him when he died in Switzerland after a battle with mesothelioma. "I thought he is a very charismatic, special and talented person. The thought of him dead is really something very sad," said Westwood. The lead singer of the Sex Pistols, John Lydon, better known as Johnny Rotten, also paid tribute to the band's former manager. "For me, Malc was always entertaining, and I hope you remember that," Lydon said. "Above all else, he was an entertainer, and I will miss him, and so should you." McLaren and the Sex Pistols had a turbulent relationship during the band's brief, spectacular and controversial career. Originally known as the Strand, McLaren drafted in Lydon as lead singer and renamed the band the Sex Pistols. Lydon had been spotted wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt with the words "I hate" added to it. The Sex Pistols' raucous public appearances and raging lyrics on songs like "Anarchy in the UK" and the sneering "God Save the Queen" -- which became a hit despite the BBC's refusal to play it -- made the band notorious on both sides of the Atlantic by 1977. The Sex Pistols broke up in 1978 after one studio album, in large part because of a feud between McLaren and Rotten, who walked off stage at the end of the band's last show declaring, "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" The band's surviving members have regrouped for periodic tours since 1996, but its official Web site still refers to McLaren as its "(mis)manager." McLaren went on to assemble the pop act Bow Wow Wow and record several albums of his own in the 1980s and '90s. CNN's Stephanie Halasz and Todd Leopold contributed to this report.
We attempt to answer:what did he die of
Answer:mesothelioma, a type of cancer that originates in the lungs, throat, or larynx, as well as laryngeal nodules


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Capitol Police arrested a man Friday after an officer spotted a rifle in his car when he stopped the officer to ask for directions two blocks from the Capitol building. Police inspect the suspect's vehicle in Washington on Friday. Kimberly Schneider said. In addition to the rifle -- an AK-47 -- police found a grenade, a pistol, ammunition, loaded magazines "and several other items of concern to the police" in the Jeep Cherokee he was driving. Authorities said Timmons was convicted of carrying a concealed weapon in March in Albemarle County, Virginia, and served a month in jail. In that incident, Timmons had two grenades in his car, said Albemarle Police Chief John Miller. The pins had been removed and the grenades were filled with powder, authorities said. They had an adhesive on top to close them and a firecracker for a fuse. Law enforcement sources said the grenades were similar to an item found in Timmons vehicle Friday. That device has been taken to the FBI facility in Quantico, Virginia. Members of the joint terrorism task force are involved in the investigation, sources said, but so far no one is suggesting Timmons was planning an attack of some kind. CNN Justice Correspondent Kelli Arena contributed to this report.
We attempt to answer:Who was convicted on weapons charges?
Answer:Christopher Shelton Timmons, 27


(CNN) -- "It was booked as a Kids in the Hall tour, but the stages were too small." They're calling it "Two Kids, One Hall." "They could only fit two-and-a-half of us," he says, "So we fired two-and-a-half, and the other guy didn't want to come as a half. After some contract negotiation, it became Scott and I." Longtime fans of the legendary Canadian sketch comedy group know the full cast as also including Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch and Mark McKinney. (McDonald didn't specify which of these three was asked to be half a man on the tour, but the smart money is on Foley.) From 1989 to 1995, the Kids in the Hall enjoyed TV success, and many of their sketches and phrases have become a part of pop culture lore. For instance, if you've ever crushed somebody's head, you, sir, have enjoyed a Kids in the Hall moment. There's plenty more from their catalog of absurdity, and you can pretty much find them all somewhere on the Interwebs. But if you're looking for a place to start, this author's personal favorite is a sketch called "Citizen Kane." And my friend Paul favors one called "Wrong Number." So, here, now, you have some Kids in the Hall advice from somebody named Paul, and somebody with the last name Bellini. Feel free to touch us. Despite being known for their sketches, the current Scott Thompson/Kevin McDonald tour is actually more focused on stand-up comedy. Thompson says, "I never liked it until very recently. I always felt too exposed and out of control." It's definitely something new for Thompson and McDonald, and, perhaps, even more new for their fans. But the chemistry between the two comedians comes out best when they share the stage during moments throughout the show. And it certainly came out when we sat down with them in Atlanta before their performances at The Punchline. As you'll see in our video, Thompson and McDonald feed off each other with ease, often completing each other's thoughts. Certainly, like all comedy, the Kids in the Hall aren't for everyone, but there's no denying their success; especially if catching the eye of a young Uma Thurman is the barometer of that success. Thompson recalls meeting her backstage after a show early in the group's career. "Uma Thurman at the time was the sexiest woman in the world," he says. "We had never met a celebrity before. We all thought she wanted to sleep with us. It really was a big launching pad for us. It made us think that wow, we're in the big leagues. She was the first responder." She didn't sleep with them.
We attempt to answer:What is the name of sketch comedy group McDonald and Thompson were part of?
Answer:The Kids in the Hall


(CNN) -- Fashion designer Vivienne Westwood and members of the Sex Pistols have led tributes to the band's former manager Malcolm McLaren who died of cancer on Thursday aged 64. As manager of the Sex Pistols and owner, with his then-lover Westwood, of the Sex boutique in London during the mid-1970s, McLaren was considered one of the pioneers of the punk movement. "When we were young and I fell in love with Malcolm, I thought he was beautiful and I still do," Vivienne Westwood said in a written statement. Westwood's son with McLaren, Joe Corre, her other son, Ben Westwood, and McLaren's girlfriend, Young Kim, were with him when he died in Switzerland after a battle with mesothelioma. "I thought he is a very charismatic, special and talented person. The thought of him dead is really something very sad," said Westwood. The lead singer of the Sex Pistols, John Lydon, better known as Johnny Rotten, also paid tribute to the band's former manager. "For me, Malc was always entertaining, and I hope you remember that," Lydon said. "Above all else, he was an entertainer, and I will miss him, and so should you." McLaren and the Sex Pistols had a turbulent relationship during the band's brief, spectacular and controversial career. Originally known as the Strand, McLaren drafted in Lydon as lead singer and renamed the band the Sex Pistols. Lydon had been spotted wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt with the words "I hate" added to it. The Sex Pistols' raucous public appearances and raging lyrics on songs like "Anarchy in the UK" and the sneering "God Save the Queen" -- which became a hit despite the BBC's refusal to play it -- made the band notorious on both sides of the Atlantic by 1977. The band's surviving members have regrouped for periodic tours since 1996, but its official Web site still refers to McLaren as its "(mis)manager." McLaren went on to assemble the pop act Bow Wow Wow and record several albums of his own in the 1980s and '90s. CNN's Stephanie Halasz and Todd Leopold contributed to this report.
We attempt to answer:when did the band break up
Answer:In 1978.


(CNN)  -- England international footballer Steven Gerrard was found not guilty of affray by a court in his home city on Friday. England international Steven Gerrard was cleared by a court in Liverpool of affray. The jury at Liverpool Crown Court took a little over an hour to clear Gerrard of charges relating to a fracas in a nightclub bar in the north-western of England city on December 29 of last year. They accepted the Liverpool captain's version that he acted in self defense in punching businessman Marcus McGhee. The 29-year-old was the only one of the seven defendants in the case to be cleared after an incident which was described by judge Henry Globe as an "explosion of violence." Gerrard spoke of his relief outside the court. "Can I just say how pleased I am with today's verdict," he said. "I'm glad to put this case behind me and I am really looking forward to the season ahead and concentrating on my football now. "I would just like to say a big thank you to my legal team and to my friends and family and everyone at Liverpool football club for supporting me." His comments were met with a round of applause from a large group of fans of the Premier League club who had gathered outside the court, before he was ushered away. Gerrard was celebrating in the Lounge Inn in Southport, a suburb of Liverpool, after scoring twice his team's 5-1 win at Newcastle which took them to the top of the Premier League. Video footage, which was available to the court, showed the moment around 2.am in the morning when trouble flared. Gerrard apparently wanted to change the music on the CD player and the 34-year-old McGee said the football star had acted aggressively in trying to grab the device. He claimed, and his version was accepted by the jury, that he believed he was about to be attacked himself. "You did not start the violence, it was started by the violent elbowing of Marcus McGee in the face by one of your friends, John Doran," Globe said. "The victim's consequential actions of reeling backwards and then forwards and your actions in response to that movement forward has to be seen against that background," he added. Five other men have already pleaded guilty to affray and another admitted a lesser charge of threatening behavior. They will be sentenced at a later date.
We attempt to answer:What did Gerrard admit doing?
Answer:He admitted throwing three punches but said only one connected.Gerrard admitted punching and elbowing McGee.


Editor's note: Campbell Brown anchors CNN's "Campbell Brown: No Bias, No Bull" at 8 p.m. ET Mondays through Fridays. She delivered this commentary during the "Cutting through the Bull" segment of Tuesday night's broadcast. CNN's Campbell Brown says "having no life" isn't a requirement for a man to get a job. (CNN) -- How many times have politicians been warned about the dangers of an open microphone? And yet, on Tuesday, the lectern mic at the National Governors Conference picked up this little nugget from Pennsylvania's Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell. He's having a conversation near the lectern about President-elect Barack Obama's choice for to lead the Homeland Security Department, Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano. Here is what Rendell said about Napolitano:

Rendell: Janet's perfect for that job. Because for that job, you have to have no life. Janet has no family. Perfect. She can devote, literally, 19-20 hours a day to it

Wow. Now, I'm sure Gov. Napolitano has many qualifications for the job beyond having no family, and therefore the ability to devote 20 hours a day to the job. Watch Campbell Brown's commentary Â»

But it is fascinating to me that that is the quality being highlighted here as so perfect. C'mon. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is married with two grown children. His predecessor, Tom Ridge, had a family. Anybody remember a debate about whether they would have trouble balancing the demands of work and family? Now, I am a fan of Gov. He has been on this show many times. I like him for his candor. In our attempts to cut through the bull, he delivers far less bull than most politicians. But it is his frankness here that raises so many questions. 1. If a man had been Obama's choice for the job, would having a family or not having a family ever even have been an issue? Would it have ever prompted a comment? Probably not. We all know the assumption tends to be that with a man, there is almost always a wife in the wings managing those family concerns. 2. As a woman, hearing this, it is hard not to wonder if we are counted out for certain jobs, certain opportunities, because we do have a family or because we are in our child-bearing years. Are we? It is a fair question. 3. If you are a childless, single woman with suspicions that you get stuck working holidays, weekends and the more burdensome shifts more often than your colleagues with families, are those suspicions well-founded? Probably so. Is there an assumption that if you're family-free then you have no life? By some, yes. Again Gov. Rendell, I don't mean to rake you over the coals. I know what you meant to say. But your comments do perpetuate stereotypes that put us in boxes, both mothers and single women. In government and beyond, men have been given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to striking the right work-life balance. Women are owed the same consideration. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Campbell Brown.
We attempt to answer:Rendell is a good choice because she has what?
Answer:absolutely nothing


NEW YORK (CNN) -- Consumer advocates Wednesday hailed the settlement of a class-action lawsuit over Sears stoves in which the retailer agreed to install safety brackets for free to prevent the appliances from tipping over or provide other reimbursements. Stoves in danger of tipping over can be fixed for free under terms of a settlement announced Wednesday. According to the court-approved agreement, Sears will notify nearly 4 million customers who may have bought stoves between July 2000 and September 2007 that they either can get anti-tip safety brackets installed for free or receive gift cards or reimbursements of up to $100 to qualifying customers. The brackets keep the appliances bolted to the floor or wall to prevent them from tipping over. Such accidents have caused more than 100 deaths or injuries, mostly from scalding and burns, according to the nonprofit consumer group Public Citizen. The value of the settlement depends on how many customers respond to Sears' offer, but Public Citizen said it could end up costing the retailer more than $545 million. "This agreement by Sears and the lawyers for the consumer is a real deal," said Joan Claybrook, president of Public Citizen. "This is a fantastic deal for a lawsuit to make this headway and get the protection for the consumer." Sears Holdings Corp. spokesman Chris Brathwaite said the plaintiffs' counsel is overestimating the settlement's monetary value. "The parties dispute many aspects of the case, including the value on this settlement -- which Sears estimates to be a small fraction of what plaintiffs' counsel estimates," Brathwaite said in a statement. Claybrook and other consumer advocates said they would like the Consumer Product Safety Commission to require anti-tip brackets for all stove installations. Installing brackets is now voluntary. Claybrook said the agreement "sets a model for what the Consumer Product Safety Commission should do and should have done. They've known about it for 25 years and done nothing." She said an amendment requiring anti-tip stove devices should be added to Senate legislation intended to beef up the safety commission. Commission spokeswoman Patty Davis disagreed, saying, "The statistics and risk do not support mandatory rule-making at this time. We believe the voluntary standards are working." Brathwaite said customers can visit the Web site  http://www.searsrangesettlement.com/ for information. E-mail to a friend
We attempt to answer:What company will install brackets at no cost?
Answer:Sears