The IPCC lead authors are experts in their field, instructed to fairly represent the full range of the up-to-date, peer-reviewed literature.


Increased CO2 makes more water vapor, a greenhouse gas which amplifies warming


Water vapour is the most dominant greenhouse gas.


“A leading Canadian authority on polar bears, Mitch Taylor, said: ‘We’re  seeing an increase in bears that’s really unprecedented, and in places  where we’re seeing a decrease in the population


The costs of inaction far outweigh the costs of mitigation.


Greenland on the whole is losing ice, as confirmed by multiple satellite and on the ground field measurements.


While the Greenland interior is in mass balance, the coastlines are losing ice.


Overall Greenland is losing ice mass at an accelerating rate.


While there are direct ways in which CO2 is a pollutant (acidification of the ocean), its primary impact is its greenhouse warming effect.


While the greenhouse effect is a natural occurence, too much warming has severe negative impacts on agriculture, health and environment.


Although it has some very important and beneficial effects, CO2 meets the legal and encyclopedic definitions of a "pollutant", and human CO2 emissions pose a threat to public health and welfare.


This growth stimulation occurs because CO2 is one of the two raw materials (the other being water) that are required for photosynthesis.


Less energy is escaping to space: Carbon dioxide (CO2) acts like a blanket; adding more CO2 makes the 'blanket' thicker, and humans are adding more CO2 all the time.


Satellite and surface measurements find less energy is escaping to space at CO2 absorption wavelengths.


The sun has shown no long term trend since 1950 and in fact has shown a slight cooling trend in recent decades.


Arctic sea ice has been steadily thinning, even in the last few years while the surface ice (eg - sea ice extent) increased slightly.


By that time CO2 emissions had already risen from the expanded use  of coal that had powered the industrial revolution, and emissions only  increased slowly from 3.5gigatonnes in 1910 to under 4gigatonnes by the  end of the Second World War.


Even during a period of long term warming, there are short periods of cooling due to climate variability.


Short term cooling over the last few years is largely due to a strong La Nina phase in the Pacific Ocean and a prolonged solar minimum.


The IPCC blames human emissions of carbon dioxide for the last  warming.


Greenhouse gases have been the main contributor of warming since 1970.


Furthermore, it is physically incorrect to state that the planet is simply "recovering" from the Little Ice Age.


There are a number of forcings which affect climate (eg - stratospheric aerosols, solar variations).


The main reason behind this mid-century cooling was global dimming due to anthropogenic sulfate aerosol emissions.


Early 20th century warming was in large part due to rising solar activity and relatively quiet volcanic activity.


Volcanoes have been relatively frequent and if anything, have exerted a cooling effect.


Warming trends agree well with surface temperatures and model predictions except near the Poles.


The global dimming trend reversed around 1990 - 15 years after the global warming trend began in the mid 1970's.


(Kerr 2007) points out that the sunlight-reflecting haze that cools much of the planet seems to have thinned over the past decade or so.


A natural cycle requires a forcing, and no known forcing exists that fits the fingerprints of observed warming - except anthropogenic greenhouse gases.


The El Nino Southern Oscillation shows close correlation to global temperatures over the short term.


Mount Kilimanjaro's shrinking glacier is complicated and not due to just global warming.


'Gore claims the snowcap atop Africa's Mt. Kilimanjaro is shrinking and that global warming is to blame.


Believers think the warming is man-made, while the skeptics believe the warming is natural and contributions from man are minimal and certainly not potentially catastrophic à la Al Gore.'


The human fingerprint in global warming is evident in multiple lines of empirical evidence - in satellite measurements of outgoing infrared radiation, in surface measurements of downward infrared radiation, in the cooling stratosphere and other metrics.


Fundamental physics and global climate models both make testable predictions as to how the global climate should change in response to anthropogenic warming.


The IPCC confirms that computer modeling predicts the existence of a tropical, mid-troposphere “hot spot” about 10km above the Earth’s surface.


"The Pacific Decadal Oscillation (PDO) is a temperature pattern in the Pacific Ocean that spends roughly 20-30 years in the cool phase or the warm phase.


The atmosphere of the Earth is less able to absorb shortwave radiation from the Sun than thermal radiation coming from the surface.


The effect of this disparity is that thermal radiation escaping to space comes mostly from the cold upper atmosphere, while the surface is maintained at a substantially warmer temperature.


This is called the "atmospheric greenhouse effect", and without it the Earth's surface would be much colder.


Glaciers are in rapid retreat worldwide, despite 1 error in 1 paragraph in a 3000 page IPCC report.


"In 1999 New Scientist reported a comment by the leading Indian glaciologist Syed Hasnain, who said in an email interview with this author that all the glaciers in the central and eastern Himalayas could disappear by 2035.


Satellites and on-site measurements are observing that Himalayan glaciers are disappearing at an accelerating rate.


The geologic record provides us with abundant evidence for such perpetual natural climate variability, from icecaps reaching almost to the equator to none at all, even at the poles.


Different areas of science are understood with varying degrees of certainty.


Poorly understood aspects of climate change do not change the fact that a great deal of climate science is well understood.


Observed sea levels are actually tracking at the upper range of the IPCC projections.


This small warming is  likely a result of the natural alterations in global ocean currents  which are driven by ocean salinity variations.


"The IPCC also made false predictions on the Amazon rain forests, referenced to a non peer-reviewed paper produced by an advocacy group working with the WWF.


The IPCC statement on Amazon rain forests is correct.


On a world scale coral reefs are in decline.


Over the last 30-40 years 80% of coral in the Caribbean have been destroyed and 50% in Indonesia and the Pacific.


If the CO2 effect was saturated, adding more CO2 should add no additional greenhouse effect.


However, satellite and surface measurements observe an enhanced greenhouse effect at the wavelengths that CO2 absorb energy.


While methane is a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2, there is over 200 times more CO2 in the atmosphere.


...Livestock are responsible for 18 per cent of the  greenhouse gases that cause global warming, more than cars, planes and  all other forms of transport put together.


Burning fuel to produce fertiliser to grow feed, to  produce meat and to transport it - and clearing vegetation for grazing -  produces 9 per cent of all emissions of carbon dioxide, the most common  greenhouse gas.


The final amount of extra CO2 that remains in the atmosphere stays there on a time scale of centuries.


[T]he overwhelming majority of peer-reviewed studies  [find] that CO2 in the atmosphere remained there a short time.


CO2 levels are measured by hundreds of stations scattered across 66 countries which all report the same rising trend.


"The Keeling curve, which is widely used to show the increase in CO2 emissions, is based on data from the top of Mount Mauna Loa in Hawaii.


"...the largest of all the positive or temperature-amplifying feedbacks in  the UN’s arsenal is the water-vapor feedback.


Neptune's orbit is 164 years so observations (1950 to present day) span less than a third of a Neptunian year.


"A new storm and a new red spot on Jupiter hints at climate change, USA TODAY and dozens of other sources explained yesterday.


Jupiter's climate change is due to shifts in internal turbulence fueled from an internal heat source - the planet radiates twice as much energy as it receives from the sun.


The "decline" refers to a decline in northern tree-rings, not global temperature, and is openly discussed in papers and the IPCC reports.


"Mike's Nature trick" has nothing to do with "hide the decline", instead refering to a technique by Michael Mann to plot instrumental temperature along with past reconstructions.


The decline in tree-ring growth is openly discussed in papers and IPCC reports.


The divergence of tree-ring proxies from temperatures after 1960 is openly discussed in the peer-reviewed literature and the last two IPCC assessment reports.


Currently, humans are emitting around 29 billion tonnes of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere per year.


Warming causes more moisture in the air which leads to more extreme precipitation events.


Far from contradicting global warming, record snowfall is predicted by climate models and consistent with our expectation of more extreme precipitation events.


Measurements of carbon isotopes and falling oxygen in the atmosphere show that rising carbon dioxide is due to the burning of fossil fuels and cannot be coming from the ocean.


Pluto's climate change over the last 14 years is likely a seasonal event.


There are a myriad of other radiative forcings that affect the planet's energy imbalance.


Volcanoes, solar variations, clouds, methane, aerosols - these all change the way energy enters and/or leaves our climate.


While there are many drivers of climate, CO2 is the most dominant radiative forcing and is increasing faster than any other forcing.


The Independent Climate Change Email Review investigated the CRU scientists' actions relating to peer review.


The Review concluded that CRU's actions were normal and did not threaten the integrity of peer review.


While it's true that any single country's CO2 emissions reductions will make little difference, only if every nation agrees to limit CO2 emissions can we achieve significant cuts on a global scale.


The full data for latitudes 64-90°N reveal the Arctic is warmer today than in 1940.


When you account for the effects which are not reflected in the market price of fossil fuels, like air pollution and health impacts, the true cost of coal and other fossil fuels is higher than the cost of most renewable energy technologies.


The news of expanding Antarctic sea ice stole headlines from global warming alarmists who asserted Arctic sea ice had reached its lowest extent since 1979.'


The result did suggest the sea level  was increasing in the western Pacific, but this was offset by a drop in  the level near the Alaskan coast.


A number of independent studies using near-global satellite data find positive feedback and high climate sensitivity.


It appears, for the entire tropics, the observed outgoing radiation fluxes increase with the increase in sea surface temperatures (SSTs).


When you read Phil Jones' actual words, you see he's saying there is a warming trend


Dropped stations show more warming than kept stations.


Two American researchers allege that U.S. government scientists have  skewed global temperature trends by ignoring readings from thousands of  local weather stations around the world, particularly those in colder  altitudes and more northerly latitudes, such as Canada.


However, studies have determined that current technology is sufficient to reduce greenhouse gas emissions the necessary amount, and that we can do so without significant impact on the economy.


Global warming is an increasingly urgent problem.


The long term trend from albedo is of cooling.


"Earth’s Albedo has risen in the past few years, and by doing reconstructions of the past albedo, it appears that there was a significant reduction in Earth’s albedo leading up to a lull in 1997.


The most interesting thing here is that the albedo forcings, in watts/sq meter seem to be fairly large.


The long term trend from albedo is that of cooling.


Europe and Asia  emit most of the soot from burning coal, wood, dung, and diesel in open  fires or without particulate filters in stoves, chimneys, smokestacks,  and exhaust pipes.


'On June 23, 1988, NASA scientist James Hansen testified before the House of Representatives that there was a strong "cause and effect relationship" between observed temperatures and human emissions into the atmosphere.


At that time, Hansen also produced a model of the future behavior of the globe’s temperature, which he had turned into a video movie that was heavily shopped in Congress.


Had he used the currently accepted value of approximately 3°C warming for a doubling of atmospheric CO2, Hansen would have correctly projected the ensuing global warming.


satellites confirmed measurements from ground stations show a considerable, and naturally-occurring, global brightening from 1983-2001 (Pinker et al., 2005).


Arctic sea ice loss is three times greater than Antarctic sea ice gain, and the amount of solar energy absorbed by the Earth is increasing as a result.


The motions of the massive oceans where heat is moved between deep layers and the surface provides variability on time scales from years to centuries.


The fact that so many studies on climate change don't bother to endorse the consensus position is significant because scientists have largely moved from what's causing global warming onto discussing details of the problem (eg - how fast, how soon, impacts, etc).


When stomata-derived CO2 (red) is compared to ice core-derived CO2 (blue), the stomata generally show much more variability in the atmospheric CO2 level and often show levels much higher than the ice cores.


The data is being reported by the University of Illinois's Arctic Climate Research Center, and is derived from satellite observations of the Northern and Southern hemisphere polar regions (Daily Tech).


Ice mass loss is occuring at an accelerated rate in Greenland, Antarctica and globally from inland glaciers.


Arctic sea ice is also falling at an accelerated rate.


The exception to this ice loss is Antarctic sea ice which has been growing despite the warming Southern Ocean.


The claim sea level isn’t rising is based on blatantly doctored graphs and conspiracy theories that are contradicted by empirical observational data.


The original global temperature schematic which appeared in the IPCC First Assessment Report and seemed to show the Medieval Warm Period (MWP) hotter than Present was based on the central England temperature record, and ended in the 1950s.


"by the 2001 [IPCC] climate assessment...the Medieval Warm Period had been ingeniously wiped out.


The Ozone Layer stops UV radiation from entering our atmosphere.


Weather is chaotic because air is light, it has low friction and viscosity, it expands strongly when in contact with hot surfaces and it conducts heat poorly.


The Independent Climate Change Email Review found the CRU scientists were unhelpful and unsympathetic to information requesters and at times broke FoI laws.


Skeptics who oppose scientific findings that threaten their world view are far closer to Galileo's belief-based critics in the Catholic Church.


"I mean, it - I mean - and I tell somebody, I said, just because you have a group of scientists that have stood up and said here is the fact, Galileo got outvoted for a spell" (Texas Governor Rick Perry)


Ironically, it's those who are mispresenting Hulme's paper that are the ones being misleading.


Science entitled The Scientific Consensus on Climate Change (Oreskes 2004).


For example, geothermal energy is available at all times, concentrated solar thermal energy has storage capability, and wind energy can be stored in compressed air.


Numerous case studies on both regional and global scales have determined that renewable energy, if properly implemented, can provide baseload power.


Trenberth's views are clarified in the paper "An imperative for climate change planning: tracking Earth's global energy".


As it happens, the writer of that October 2009 e-mail—Kevin Trenberth, a lead author of the warmist bible, the 2007 Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) report—told Congress two years ago that evidence for manmade warming is "unequivocal.


But Trenberth’s "lack of warming at the moment" has been going on at least a decade.


"Rapid loss of ice-mass from the glaciers of Greenland and Antarctica are  cited as proof positive of global warming's onslaught.


The latest  measurements involve the use of satellite gravimetry, estimating  the mass of terrain beneath by detecting slight changes in gravity as a  satellite passes overhead.


But gravity measurements of ice-mass loss are  complicated by glacial isostatic adjustments—compensation for the rise or fall of the underlying crustal material.


Maximum warming occurs over the surface during winter while less surface warming is found in summer when heat is being used to melt sea ice.


The authors seem to have jumped right  into statistical  analysis without proposing a physical mechanism that  works.


CO2 changes are closely related to temperature.


Warmer seasons or triennial phases are followed by an atmosphere that is rich in CO2, reflecting the gas solving or exsolving from water, and not photosynthesis activity.


Various independent measurements of solar activity all confirm the sun has shown a slight cooling trend since 1978.


When CO2 emissions are compared directly to CO2 levels, there is a strong correlation in the long term trends.


The contribution of waste heat to the global climate is 0.028 W/m2.


"Global warming is mostly due to heat production by human industry since the 1800s, from nuclear power and fossil fuels, better termed hydrocarbons, – coal, oil, natural gas.


According to the study, as carbon levels have risen, the cold air at high altitudes over the tropics has actually grown colder.


Water vapor helps trap heat, and is a far the strongest of the major greenhouse gases, contributing 36–72 percent of the greenhouse effect.


Statistical analysis of the rate of warming over different periods find that warming from 1970 to 2001 is greater than the warming from both 1860 to 1880 and 1910 to 1940.


Despite the logarithmic relationship between CO2 and surface temperatures, atmospheric CO2 levels are rising so fast that unless we dramatically decrease our emissions, global warming will accelerate over the 21st Century.


As a result, the planet as a whole is becoming less reflective and absorbing more sunlight, which is accelerating global warming.


The measurements of the amount of CO2 made at the Mauna Loa Observatory are accurate and uncontaminated by any emissions from the volcano.


'Mauna Loa has been producing a readout which supports Manning's predetermined goal by showing steady growth in atmospheric CO2 concentrations since 1959.


Also found was that the correlation between solar activity and global temperatures ended around 1975, hence recent warming must have some other cause than solar variations.


Consequently, CO2 levels at around 1,000 to 2,300 ppm were actually low enough to promote glaciation in the southern continent of Gondwana.


Clearly, other factors besides atmospheric carbon influence earth temperatures and global warming."


Hocker is claiming that his model shows that the long-term upward trend in CO2 is explained by temperature, when his methods actually removed the long-term trend.


Thousands of coral atolls have "drowned" in the past when they were unable to grow fast enough to maintain a presence at sea level


There are many lines of evidence which clearly show that the atmospheric CO2 increase is caused by humans.


The clearest of these is simple accounting - humans are emitting CO2 at a rate twice as fast as the atmospheric increase (natural sinks are absorbing the other half).


There is no question whatsoever that the CO2 increase is human-caused.


This increases confidence in other peer-reviewed research predicting sea level rise of 80cm to 2 metres by 2100.


The claim that 2.2 conventional jobs are destroyed   for  every new job created in the alternative energy industry is based on a study which relies on incorrect numbers, cherrypicked dates, faulty theory, flawed methodology, and is disproven by real-world examples.


Continued greenhouse gas emissions at or above current rates would cause further warming and induce many changes in the global climate system during the 21st century that would very likely be larger than those observed during the 20th century.


Fourth Assessment Report (AR4), in which the likely range is given as 2.0°C to 4.5°C, with a best estimate of 3.0°C" (Pat Michaels)


Multiple lines of evidence indicate Greenland's ice loss is accelerating and will contribute sea level rise in the order of metres over the next few centuries.


Sending oscillating microwaves from an antenna inside a vacuum through an electromagnetic field through a dielectric material, such as water, creates radio frequency heating at the molecular level


"The IPCC’s Fourth Assessment Report, 2007, carries in three places a graph in which the Hadley Center’s global mean surface temperature anomaly dataset from 1850-2005 is displayed with four arbitrarily-chosen trend-lines overlaid upon it.


the satellite sensors show less warming in the lower troposphere (approximately 10,000 feet above the earth’s surface) than is reported by surface temperature readings.


"Cloud cover in models is poorly treated and inaccurately predicted.


Given that a doubling of carbon dioxide would change the surface heat flux by only two watts per square meter, it is evident that a small change in cloud cover can strongly affect the response to carbon dioxide."


"There are other possible causes for climate change which could be associated with solar activity or related to variations in the temperature of the liquid core of the Earth, which is about 5,400 degrees Celsius.


Over the last decade, heatwaves are five times more likely than if there had been no global warming.


'Our harmless emissions of trifling quantities of carbon dioxide cannot possibly acidify the oceans.


As a result, "The warmest  year on US record is now 1934.


Nevertheless over the last decade, daily record high temperatures occurred twice as often as record lows.


"The 30 major droughts of the 20th century were likely natural in all respects; and, hence, they are "indicative of what could also happen in the future," as Narisma


Around 1990 it became obvious the local tide-gauge did not agree - there was no evidence of 'sinking.'


What you were not told was that the data that triggered this record is only available back to the late 1970s.


The public understand it, in that if  you get a fall evening or spring evening and the sky is clear the heat  will escape and the temperature will drop and you get frost.


If there is  a cloud cover, the heat is trapped by water vapour as a greenhouse gas  and the temperature stays quite warm.


Economic assessments of proposed policy to put a price on carbon emissions are in widespread agreement that the net economic impact will be minor.


'To suddenly label CO2 as a "pollutant" is a disservice to a gas that has played an enormous role in the development and sustainability of all life on this wonderful Earth.


Mother Earth has clearly ruled that CO2 is not a pollutant.'


Consequently, the total amount of Arctic sea ice in 2008 and 2009 are the lowest on record.


"Twentieth century global warming did not start until  1910.


With 32 years of  rapidly increasing global temperatures and only a minor increase in  global CO2 emissions, followed by 33 years of slowly cooling global  temperatures with rapid increases in global CO2 emissions, it was  deceitful for the IPCC to make any claim that CO2 emissions were  primarily responsible for observed 20th century global warming."


"Of the rise in temperature during the 20th century, the bulk occurred from 1900 to 1940.


That drop in temperature came after what was described in the National Geographic as 'six decades of abnormal warmth'."


"Satellite measurements indicate an absence of significant global warming since 1979, the very period that human carbon dioxide emissions have been increasing rapidly.


The world has entered a 'cold mode' which is likely to bring a global dip in temperatures which will last for 20 to 30 years, they say.


The minute increase of anthropogenic CO2 in the atmosphere (0.008%) was not the cause of the warming—it was a continuation of natural cycles that occurred over the past 500 years."


However, it is unable to explain the long term warming trend over the past few decades.


"[T]he influence of  so-called greenhouse gases on near-surface temperature - is not yet  absolutely proven.


In the 11,400 years since the end of the last Ice Age, sea  level has risen at an average of 4 feet/century, though it is now rising  much more slowly because very nearly all of the land-based ice that is  at low enough latitudes and altitudes to melt has long since gone."


Human kind has little or nothing to do with the recent temperature changes.


Over the past 250 years, humans have added just one part of CO2 in 10,000 to the atmosphere.


This argument originates from Angstrom's work in 1901.


"A July 6, 2007 study published in the journal Science about Greenland by an international team of scientists found DNA “evidence that suggests the frozen shield covering the immense island survived the Earth’s last period of global warming,” according to a Boston Globe Article.  ...


[T]he study indicates “Greenland’s ice may be less susceptible to the massive meltdown predicted by computer models of climate change, the main author ... said in an interview. ...


Small amounts of very active substances can cause large effects.


Individual carbon dioxide molecules have a short life time of around 5 years in the atmosphere.


The temperatures are expected to change by as much as 10 Fahrenheit degrees at different places of the globe.


In a paper published online this week in the Journal of Geophysical Research-Atmosphere, economics professor Ross McKitrick says the resulting discrepancies may be leading to an overstatement of the role of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.


"...there is the contention by Wolfgang Knorr of the Department of Earth Sciences at the University of Bristol in England that carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are about where they were 160 years ago." (as quoted by Ken Ward Jr.)


Australia accounts for 1.5 per cent of global carbon emissions.


'Antarctic sea ice set a new record in October 2007, as photographs distributed by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration showed penguins and other cold-weather creatures able to stand farther north on Southern Hemisphere sea ice than has ever been recorded.


"NASA satellite data from the years 2000 through 2011 show the Earth's atmosphere is allowing far more heat to be released into space than alarmist computer models have predicted, reports a new study in the peer-reviewed science journal Remote Sensing.


Arctic summer sea ice has shrunk by an area equal to Western Australia, and might be all gone in a decade.


In fact, the rate of increase from September onward is the fastest rate of change on record, either upwards or downwards.


Together, these two unaltered [sea level] datasets indicate that global mean sea level trend has remained stable over the entire period 1992-2007, altogether eliminating the apparent 3.2 mm/year rate of sea-level rise arising from the “adjusted” data.


'The UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change misled the press and public into believing that thousands of scientists backed its claims on manmade global warming, according to Mike Hulme, a prominent climate scientist and IPCC insider.


Benny Peiser conducted a search of peer-reviewed literature on the ISI Web of Science database between 1993 and 2003.


The report suggests significantly smaller overall  ice-mass losses than previous estimates.


"So  recently the media picked up on the fact that CRU deleted the raw data for this  important global temperature set long ago.


If Senator Wong was really serious about her  science she would stop breathing because you inhale air that's got 385  parts per million carbon dioxide in it


"Global warming data apparently cooked by U.S. government-funded body  shows astounding temperature fraud with increases averaging 10 to 15  degrees Fahrenheit.


Claims have recently surfaced in the blogosphere that an increasing number of scientists are warning of an imminent global cooling, some even going so far as to call it a "growing consensus".


Rather than 100 years of unprecedented global warming as predicted by  IPCC, the global temperatures have leveled off and we seem to be heading  for cooler weather."


There is no single continuous satellite measurement of Total Solar Irradiance (TSI).


Even if the warming were as big as the IPCC imagines, it would not be as dangerous as Mr. Brown suggests.


Cooks ’97% consensus’ disproven by a new peer


Over the three years from 1979 to 1982 when CO2 emissions were decreasing due to the rapid increase in the price of oil that drastically reduced consumption, there was no change in the rate of increase in atmospheric concentration of CO2 proving that humans were not the primary source for the increase in concentration.'


The lower temperatures at this "coldest point" have caused global water vapor levels to drop, even as carbon levels rise.


Thus rather than a "doomsday" cycle of runaway warming, Mother Earth appears surprisingly tolerant of carbon, decreasing atmospheric levels of water vapor -- a more effective greenhouse gas -- to compensate.


While preventing global warming is relatively cheap, economists can't even accurately estimate the accelerating costs of climate damages if we continue with business-as-usual.


Yet the cost of doing something will likely be higher than 6 per cent of GDP" (Bjorn Lomborg)


Venus is not hot because of a runaway greenhouse.


About 60% of the warming observed from 1970 to 2000 was very likely caused by the above natural 60-year climatic cycle during its warming phase" (Loehle and Scafetta)


However, more direct comparisons between solar activity and global temperature finds that  as the sun grew hotter or cooler, Earth's climate followed it with a 10 year lag - presumably due to the dampening effect of the ocean.


that atmospheric CO2 increase that we observe is a product of temperature  increase, and not the other way around, meaning it is a product of  natural variation...


"...there has been no increase in the global average surface temperature for the past 16 years" (Judith Curry and David Rose)


No warming since at least 1995, no melting glaciers and now no rising sea levels.


This was the case last year too, while earlier  years in the DMI analysis period (1958-2010) hardly ever shows Arctic  melt season temperatures this cold (Frank Lansner)


"Disasters Cost More Than Ever — But Not Because of Climate Change" (Roger Pielke Jr.)


CO2 constitutes 80% of the non-condensing greenhouse gas forcing.


the Great Barrier Reef is in fine fettle


And all those holes below 40,000 feet are filled with oil instead of water .


BTW .. update coming soon with info on my drive back to Florida .


The idea that homeschooled kids do n't get socialized is ludicrous .


I take the assumption that your Nation is so crap is not worth remembering .


Dare to speak out in a country with supposed free speech and you 're labelled a bigot !


More likely they 're afraid of having to marry and deal with a snotty GI-Jane-dyke , only to be dragged into court and have the kids and house taken a few years later .


Everything is machined to well today mlst stuff is plug and play .


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nobody said I like him and I dont see the reason to like him to be honest WE HAVE ENOUGH CULTURAL HERITAGE FOR HUNDREDS OF GENERATIONS WE SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT WE DID NOT OF WHAT SOME AUSTRIAN DID !!!


And some people say that the Klan is n't doing anything today to make a difference .


I 'll be at that show AND I 'm a brunette .


I caught this on youtube , I 'm sure someone has posted this at some point on here but it deserves reiteration .


Pretty soon , there 's not going to be anywhere left to run .


damn! at least that sounds more plausable than a stupid sea. maybe look on ebay ??? are u sure there is none left ???


the money he is giving away to refugees and the third world is money Canada does not even have !


Seems none of these pinheads wanted to get dirty .


This is where their `` I 'm a bad ass , I can do whatever I want '' attitute comes from .


Yes, have you seen the Pancrase tornouments in Japan ?


Please let me know if there is anything I can do .


Here are the CDs I want to sell : Beethoven : Symphonies Nos. 5 & 7 - Kleiber Beethoven : Symphony No. 9 - Furtwangler Bruckner : Symphony No. 9 - Furtwangler Handel : Music for the Royal Fireworks ; Water Music - Marriner Howard Hanson : Orchestral Works - Schermerhorn J.S. Bach : Great Organ Works - Hurford Norwegian Classical Favorites - Engeset The Best of Baroque Music - Edlinger Twilight of the Gods : The Essential Wagner Collection - Dorati , Karajan , Sinopoli , Bohm , Gerdes , Kubelik Most of these were recommended by fellow Stormfronters .


This whole situation starts to become really bizarre .


They have properly learnt their Zionist lesson ...


I live in a suburban area with an old spring fed lake that always has water in it .


I am going to try and update my site soon , I did however add a chat room .


These people have no idea about who they are or where they came from and any knowledge that they do have has guilt attached to it .


I believe Abraham 's faith was tested by God when he asked him to sacrifice Isaac , the quran falsely claims it was Ishmael .


The work involves : selling sporting goods and assisting customers with questions or problems .


We are cooking a duck on the rotisserie , catch the fat drippings and cook little potatoes in that , its delicious , we 're also cooking a small turkey , mashed potatoes , carrots , pumpkin pie and butternut squash cut in half and baked with butter and brown sugar .


I do get my Theirs , theres and they 're , mixed up sometimes but i was educated under Labours rule so i cant be completly to blame .


I can give you her Skype and she will answer all your questions .


The white churches ' billboards look like lunch break at the UN .


I was sure that they were lying about the numbers and it 's must be the same in every country IMO .


I was just debating with myself whether I should go to bed or have one last beer ...


An even smaller pellet is probably ideal , #4 Buck , perhaps .


What did those poor monkeys ever do to you ?


Hey, I 'm looking to meet new people maybe find myself a nice white boy .


Should the guy who sang cop killer also have a trial , because he tragted a minority , cops .


Has anyone claiming this method been able to make even one block like that with wedges water and copper tools ?


Hello Everyone on Stormfront Have heard a lot of good things about this forum so I have decided to take the plunge .


Apparently young kids pick languages up very quickly .


it is better with a shaved head.A friend of mine was beaten really bad a year ago because they could have pulled him by his hair .


you gotta stand up for yourself you cant just sit back and take their * * * * but on the other hand you cant go out looking for it either but if it comes down to a fight dont back down


I've been following the events in Ukraine and have noticed some troops using the SKS .


But millions can believe a lie for centuries upon centuries , especially when you make investigating the story a crime .


The Official Website of the British People 's Party A few unpleasant truths re. the zionist ass lickers of the DUP


Maybe they will be resettled deliberately as refugees or maybe they will come for the women like the chinese men are doing .


that prince who married that asian is a freak. imagine his half and half kids growing up and trying to marry into other royal families


Most white girls are taught and brainwashed to love black guys , only way is to properly educate them and show them what savages they truly are .


They do what they always do take something of someone else 's and make it their own .


Hi everyone .... I 'm from Slovenia and I utterly hate every living muslim in this world ....... and I despise even the dead ones


This is the argument homosexuals use to justify their behavior , that because there are no `` red letters '' about it , then homosexuality is not a bad thing .


Those boys will use the plastic whisks as swords , and the girls ' lego creations will consist of dollhouses for the few white dolls , with the dark ones in the adjoining farm pen .


Seeing the teams of white nations have black players in their ranks is a depressing site to see.They should be representing the best of our nations not the worst


Then again , in this modern age of white youth emulating negroes and white adults groveling at the feet of the juden , perhaps it 's an appropriate word after all .


There are so many race mixing ads on TV that it gets overwhelming .


I have a dream - one of these days Black occupation of America will be history !


While they are in prison the kikes should get the same food the regular prison population gets ...


Their lies are so thick and many that people do n't see the truth when it is in front of them !


The jew media likes to prop this whites becoming the minority non sense up because they want to try and scare whitey , the media plays on the fears that the average retard thinks hispanic or latino is a race and they play word play with titles like white hispanic and white non hispanic it is all a magic show nothing more .. But Whites becoming a minority in Europe the homeland is a much more serious issue that concerns me greatly .


why did god give negroes good rhythm ?? because he messed up their lips , hair , nose and skin so yes they are ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tralee is a disgrace , the place looks like a town in africa nowThe day Ireland becomes a muslim country is the day i stop breathing !


If Canada was small the nonwhites would be everywhere but so many whites live rurally or in small towns so they do n't see the racial disaster unfolding on Canada .


I 'm sure I would have done great in public school if the Mexican gang members stopped kicking my * * * long enough for me to get my homework done ...


If you want to hear what a black `` intellectual '' ( lol ) sounds like , check out the woman in this video trying to debate Dr. William Shockley .


By their words and deeds , they declare themselves to be staunchly in favor of the genocide of our people .


Whites have the following Too many abortions , too many mixed marriages , too many no kids marriages , and too many liberals .


18 times in the last 20 years It 's time for the next generation to fight back to regain our country ..... the baby boomers will lose it for us if we do nothing .


I just need to turn on a tv and I see it advertised everywhere , mostly African apes with attractive white woman .


God please bless with wisdom the judge and jury against this group of thugs that they all might be hanged .


Its simple , they want to create white guilt , .


Miami,( I do n't know how Don can stand living down there ) Hispanic - 279,456 ( 70.0 % ) Black alone - 64,993 ( 16.3 % ) White alone - 47,622 ( 11.9 % ) Asian alone - 3,649 ( 0.9 % ) Two or more races - 2,642 ( 0.7 % ) Other race alone - 676 ( 0.2 % ) American Indian alone - 361 ( 0.09 % ) Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone - 58 ( 0.01 % ) Read more : Miami , Florida ( FL ) profile : population , maps , real estate , averages , homes , statistics , relocation , travel , jobs , hospitals , schools , crime , moving , houses , news , sex offenders


Both Asians and whites are composed and calm and blacks seem to have no self control .


On a short holiday , Go back and do something about your own country and stop putting crap on our doorstep !


Laugh it up ape cause without yt to protect your race Asians will probably do the world a favour and wipe your kind from the face of the Earth .


Like the parasites they are they simply moved to a new host , to continue their destruction of Western White civilization and culture


The Jewish race is without any doubt the greatest threat to the survival of the White race .


And the sad thing is the white students at those schools will act like that too .


I 've always considered teaching as one of the professions I would like to get into , but not in a neighbourhood like that ... never. kids like that disgust me .


I could never picture the site of one of the women of the Holy Rus shacking up with some Islamic mud from that fithy , impoverished , and godforsaken mountainous * * * * hole !


Most of these videos belong on the Animal Planet tv channel .


But as for them adopting kids , the answer is NO .


the kind of perversion that leads to homosexuality also leads to pedophilia. why take the risk , and even if the homosexuals turned out not to be pedophiles why would anyone want a child to live with two perverts .


Its a disgrace my sister has been on the waiting list for 6 years and their giving away houses to these scumbags


I'm not sure what sort of information you 're seeking but I recently found a number of Blacks who have been convicted for knowingly transmitting HIV/AIDS : Kouassi Adaye http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/3389735.stmJohnsonAzigahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_AzigaStanislasKanengele-Yondohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislas_Kanengele-YondjoTrevisSmithhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevis_SmithAdrienSylverNduwayohttp://www.thenownews.com/issues06/0...031206nn2.htmlWillieAtkinshttp://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....32a4d9fd.htmlNushawnWilliamshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nushawn_WilliamsSimonMolhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_MolEversonBandahttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...=5&expand=truePeterMwaihttp://www.crime.co.nz/c-files.asp?ID=36WilliamKaranjahttp://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives...n_rapist_j.phpLinkoyMuhurihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/3256352.stmMohammedDicahttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/3190626.stmFestonKonzanihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...es/4267433.stmGabrielVengesaihttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv ... n _ page _ id = 1770


I just wanted to say hello to The Jew is Evil .


It just goes to show that the IRA are just criminals and not freedom fighters as they claim .


agreed, there is no reason to make genocide of other races as long as they are in another country and have nothing to do with our affairs !


I know how you feel BreakTheSilence luckily this is your last year in school and it is almost over otherwise I would say you should look into independent study where you do not have to put up with all the filth that is in the public education system .


So you would refuse even other Nordic whites fleeing the brown chaos in the south ?


Lay her off and cart her back to India where she can poop in the Ganges river next to her dead grand parents .


Black and Asian immigrants who are coming in and those who were borne here and their breading patterns are the threat to our gene pool and not other white Europeans such as polish people .


The only thing that they care about is welfare and mooching of all the rest of us .


There is nothing I would love to see more than the arrest , trial and execution of these murderous and genocidal Zionists !


All we have is blacks and a few mestizos and all are pretty well behaved , we keep them that way around here


The red scum will never wake up , ignorant lefties fight for `` their class '' when their making a mockery of their culture and heritage . commie scum ..


The only good thing about Indians is their married women are so loose that prostitution fails in Indian areas .


Only a f' n jew would have the nerve to hide away in a black country , a fugitive from US law , while making campaign promises at the same time as suing the company he defrauded .


You got that right in one go.Lets hope he gets well soon and on his way home If you do n't have these apes in your great Country then count your blessings


the white race will soon be on the brink of being a minority in a few years if nothing is done to stop these vile hordes invading our lands , I for one do not want to live in a city like Bradford or Birmingham where we are outnumbered 2 to 1 or worse


Although many have asked us to put it aside in politics , this thread is for all those who see where HATE FITS IN and why WE NEED THE HATE WAVE TO CONTINUE .


Jews have been poisoning wells since Biblical times .


He's a retarded feral negro ( yes , feral humans who cannot talk occasionally pop up , having been abandoned as children. ) .


Sometimes I wonder if it is Because Whites are so much smarter that they find it harder to run together , as opposed to , independently .


Thomas Fire:

Total Acreage: 242,500 Containment: 30%


Those two songs also seem to be the basis of 70% of Wild Nothing songs. Not really an insult since Wild Nothing is one of my favorite bands


Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy right hand hath holden me up, and thy gentlen…… https://t.co/jgCgImdkK5


Thread I made on r/askreddit that broke no rules is removed because it could redpill males.


Time has never gone slower than when you are rolling up your window as a bee is trying to flying in 🐝


Time to finish reading Flaubert's Parrot. I like how it is essentially a breakdown of the history of literary theory incorporated in plot.


To all my fellow gays, love who you want to love without any guilt. Be free. Mind your own business and live happily ever fucking after.💁🏽❤


To be clear, I'm not in trouble. And the call with PD has nothing to do w/call with lawyer, both related to work :P @MrTheGeoff


Today I found out what the world inferior really meant
I was nothing compared to the highly nt group i was eating lunch with, absolutely nothing.


Today I just realize it's been a year since The Inauguration of The Presidency Of The United States Of America President Trump and to celebrate this let's play some Lee Greenwood


Today is a fucking shitty day and I can't wait for it to end.


Today's read is ANOTHER book published today - @jon_mcgregor Reservoir 13 - couple of chapters in and I want to just sit all day+ read


Told Red just Remember Da 1'z who did stay dwn and have Always (Supported)❗#not2many #harley #barely #RawGMula


Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. —Les Brown #MFCSP #AForceToBeReckonedWith


Trade free follows 200x200 or less I don't go first liars get blocked & reported team up 30x30 tweet me 👻


Trade free follows 240x240 or less I don't go first liars get blocked & reported team up 30x30 tweet me 🏈🏈


Travelling with #flybe we will track your flight so we will always be at the airport in time awaiting your arrival @nolantaxi


Treated myself to a small iced latte, haven't had this much caffeine in 12 weeks, currently dying of a heart attack 😳


Trying a new concurrency architecture for PewTube, please let me know if you run into any latency!


Trying press-on nails to manage my onychotillomania. How the fuck does anyone do anything with even two mm of nail?


Trying to figure out how I can convince Spencer we need to go grocery shopping at Trader Joe's after we do our beach run later...


Trying to make a band in Portland, Oregon..FML..know anyone who can sing or know instruments? No acoustic plzzz!..


Trying to read at least two novels a month at the moment and I'm debating if reading all the Alias volumes counts as one...


Tweet number correlates perfectly with number of research projects I am supposed to be marking. From my death bed* as well! *a bit poorly


Two points to a line

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One point

floats,

three

points

flatten


Type Illuminati backwards and add .com

Check out where you get to

Www.Itanimulli.com


UN Experts Arrive Nigeria To Deal With Landmines Scourge https://t.co/2YkWyJ5Wo8 https://t.co/DYkB2bKHIY


Unsupervised detection techniques are especially attractive as they require no prior knowledge and are easier to deploy.


Until twitter provides us with a way to filter new accounts or provides a higher barrier to entry, these are just words that mean little.


Until we have a dedicated cable television station , there 's always the opportunity to use the free cable access airwaves as per this thread : Make a Cable Access TV Program !


User in twox advocates false reporting of assault and rape


User talks about his perspective on being a young parent


VINTAGE MOD SUSIE SAD EYES SOUL SISTER BLACK DOLL PRE BLYTHE / KEANE https://t.co/fcuy8rIqU8 https://t.co/y1gLt2Sjmh


Very easy Rebel Robbie , our bluebells have flowers which droop down , the Spanish variety have flowers that stick out horizontally , and yes they do cross very easily between species which is why people are asked to destroy the Spaniards before they wipe out our own bluebells .


Video: Brawl At St. Louis Community College ! ( One Lady Fighting With Her Own Baby In Arms & Another Dude Swinging On Girl )


Vince once again fucked over Undertaker over a blind push. 'Taker is over now, and so is me as a @WWE fan. #VinceScrewedTaker


Vince you fucked up. Now turn Roman heel. #Wrestlemania


Virtual enough for me so I accept the job as it leaves me free to concoct whatever stories I will about Dalek and let Big Hal take the rap.


Vonny Watts, Jean Hatchet, Fulwood, faildox?


WH statement: "ANY DEAL ON DACA MUST END CHAIN MIGRATION, ELIMINATE THE VISA LOTTERY, AND FULLY SECURE THE BORDER, INCLUDING WITH A WALL."


Wait hold up.......It was all just a bad ass dream???? #GrimmFinale


Waiting to get released from the emergency room ran test nothing show up but they know something wrong need go see a specialist


Waiting to hear Ada Limon read her wi derfil poetry. https://t.co/rBj64sJcym @ Alley Theatre https://t.co/aYlNK7WDCw


Walked n from the SEMO @MomsDemand mtg n time 2 hear the TV show @ABCDesignated Survivor talk abt gun safety.Can I live n that alt universe?


Want to play Pokkén, don't feel like playing ranked and no one is responding to matchmaking requests.


Wanting to meet MRAs in the Perth metro region
If there are any MRAs who would like to meet up in Perth (WA), please drop me a line on secretdiaryofchristinaheaslet@gmail.com


Wasn't that when Steve and Bean got their heads cracked opened ?


Watched one horror movie and now i'm fucking quivering in my boots


Watching gaters confuse @ggautoblocker and @theblockbot while screetching at @popehat. just another morning. <3


We are all entitle to our feelings toward any politicians (R or D)...just don't @ me, unless I ask for your feelings.


We are cooking a duck on the rotisserie , catch the fat drippings and cook little potatoes in that , its delicious , we 're also cooking a small turkey , mashed potatoes , carrots , pumpkin pie and butternut squash cut in half and baked with butter and brown sugar .


We have a #competition running over at Delve to celebrate the new #kickstarter Check it out below #boardgames… https://t.co/P5hR6HN9jC


We have a saying in South Africa : As die kop dom is moet die lyf sukkel .


We live ina generation where we praise these hoes.


We need 3-4 men to help us carry these boxes.


We should have some more info posted about OAPI soon. Lots of questions about if we are hiring. Glad to see people so excited!


We were just kids when we fell in love Not knowing what it was I will not give you up this time.<3 — thinking about old memories


We're back underway at the OPEL ARENA! Let's have some goals in the second half, lads. (46') #M05RBL 0-0


We've got only one of two players in the squad playing today who has what it takes to up the game when it's needed the most.


Well I hope you didn't hurt his feelings.


Well done to all involved in the @PenguinsGolf Audi open. Enjoy the @CheltenhamHC #clubdinner this evening #goodblokes


Well i have changed my Signature , i think it was stupid i was forced to do so just because some people dont like what i have to say , but i do hope my new one is acceptable. : attack


Well that 's your misery I hope this will help : 1 m = 100 cm 1000 mm 1 " = 25,40 mm = 2,54 cm = 0,0254 m 1 ' = 304,48 mm = 30,48 cm = 0,3048 m 1 ' = 12 `` Then ... start calculating


Well we have lots of shirts that you can order and a different design will be done probably early this next week and we will be putting them up on kijiji as soon as we pick them up .


Well we must send money so you can arm yourselves .


Well, I have trouble concentrating too sometimes. Everybody does. Some people can manage it, though, and some can't.


Well...the recent news about shariff Floyd may change our draft plans a little bit. #Vikings #InjuryBug


Wells Fargo on Tuesday said it has fired four current or former senior managers amid the U.S. banking giant's internal investigation of a


Welp, my Saturday night just got better because cernovichleaks.com - Thanks @Angel_Eyes


What a fucking goal! Zaha to Puncheon to Townsend to Benteke Goal!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥


What a nice feeling to be in love with God. No pain. No heartache. No disappointment. Just blessings and non stop joy.


What an excellent book, reading it now and seeing clearly the cycles that repeat.


What can an ugly guy do to get a girl's attention?


What happened to all of our autist posters
Gambler / zyrros etc... :,( lol


What is that in the background, a giant lawn chair?


What is your favorite "dis is why u incel" quote?


What like advice would you give someone in their early 20's? by Lukasz Laniecki https://t.co/rfxnvMLg6x


What were the best r/pussypassdenied moments in your life?


What's a balanced alimony/child support system would you recommend?


What's a decent RoR on 401(k)s? I've averaged 9.2% over the past few years. Not sure if that's decent or not.


What's she got that stick for if she can read [that book]?


What's the American national bird? The desert eagle.


What's the pinnacle of sadism? Going to Venezuela and feeding bread to the ducks


Whats a good joke directed at Caucasian people?


Whelp gotta simplify the control scheme because my original media is gone forever that or I spend a year remaking my first album.


When I asked my mom if by any chance I was adopted... She replied, "That's hilarious! Why on earth would we have chosen you!?"


When I go home I'm watching cartoons with my baby all night with his bad ass 😂


When I was younger I used to think I'd always be happy and never turn out like other people do. But now I'm just not who I used to be.😓😓😓


When all the technology starts fucking up ... don't get upset or frightened just know it's the end of this world as we know it


When everything is going accordingly the enemy always try to come creep up on you but I aint havin it !! buhh byee


When i first met you i never thought i would fall for you, After i fell for you i never thought i would TANNER ForStarMusic TMI


When i'm rich off my app/software ideas, ur gonna catch me dressin up like Asap Rocky or Travis Scott while speaking to thousands of people.


When the power goes out and you're in a room full of dead cats and you find out there was just an earthquake that you didn't feel :-----) oh


When u realize Syria is a non-Rothchild bank country and stands in the way of a major oil pipeline deal to feed Europe. Same shit, diff year


When you can be arrested and imprisoned for tweeting your opinion, your government might have too much power.


When you complain about your own situation to a Volunteer, it needs to be damn good! #YouThinkThatsBad


When you just realize you brought everything for your camera BUT the damn lenses. Stupid blown


When you say you love me, know I love you more . And when you say you need me, know I need you more


Whens the last time i female voluntarily interacted with you
For me its been at least 5 yrs but probably more like 10 or more


Which do you think is more helpful:  Inspirational literature that shows how things could be or dystopic works that warn what may yet happen?


While I don't agree with #VoxDay on many things, he has some good ideas on combating hate speech.


While you have difficults to even have one girlfriend, there are people who have multiple side chicks and cheat on their wifes


White Guy known on campus for hitting on Asian women:: Ni hao ma. Me:: I'm not Chinese. Guy:: Oh sorry... Konbanwa. Me:: I'm not Japanese either. (Starts walking away) [White Female on the other side of me walks by him] Guy (to White Female):: Hi... He spends hours sitting and waiting for Asian females to walk by to strike up a conversation, usually opening with "Ni hao ma." I've met him 4 times already, and he still doesn't remember we've met. For someone who knows Chinese, Japanese, (and to my knowledge he apparently knows Korean too), I'm shocked and outraged he spends so much time talking to Asian females, yet can't remember who he has and hasn't met. I explained the third time we met. The fourth time I would have called him out but I had to finish my assignment before the deadline.


Who am I without you, that’s why I tell you that I love you. #MAYWARDFlyHigh


Who is the only superhero that couId beat Captain America? Captain vietnam


Who to define the way i vote from the way i believe.. no one thats who why because freedom that why being me but voting Republican dont mean my vote truly defines my moral value or Belifes for a free nation.


Whom do you dislike more, your mother or your father?


Why am I crying that I wasnt able to watch last night and all of my friends were telling me how good it was?


Why are we here, just to suffer.....
Incels can't reproduce because no one will have sex with us so we can't pass on our DNA, employers will promote chads over incels because "he looks like a leader" so we can't really accomplish anything, so why are we here, is it all some cruel twisted joke.


Why do we have child support in cases where the mother solely chose that the child was born and the father had no say?


Why do we let parents choose their children's names?


Why do you feel a need to talk about this publicly ?


Why does a drunk and average looking guy who is broke have more social skill and meets women than an incel with stable job?


Why hasn't Jeff Sessions brought any indictments towards the Clintons, Obamas, James Comey, Lorretta Lynch or Wasserman-shultz yet?


Why have me and decided to go drab for a meal on the busiest fucking day


Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?


Why isnt there Mom jokes? Cause it's not funny


Why the fuck am I getting a “Wow, such empty” message?


Wind 0.7 mph E. Barometer 1004.5 hPa, Rising slowly. Temperature 8.1 °C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 72%


Wind 6.6 mph NNW. Barometer 1029.3 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 15.5C, feels like 12.4C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 51%. f1.


With the help of God we will be congratulating an Irish WN Party on their election success in the not so distant future .


Won't be able too make bro funeral but it's all love my way 💪🏾 get ya rest bro love ya 🙏🏽 #longliveellis #EH45


Worker: Thank you , I took a note of all that information and will use it to the best of my ability .


Worst feeling ever when you like someone and they couldn't give a shit


Would Jason Vorhees be considered a chad because of his size and strength?


Wow, you are getting pretty good at that thing.


Y @MamtaYPatnaik y we never get vitharv dance performance? Don't u think that they r like dolls n they should dance together? 😭🙏👫💃 dedo


Y se acabó!! Mexico wins 3-0! That's my team bitches ❤💚 #VIVAMEXICO


YOU FUCKING GO SHIVA.AAAAA. YOU FUCKING GOOOOOOO #thewalkingdeaduk


Yay!!! That was fun. Y'all had me cracking up...when I wasn't crying, that is. Lol. Thanks, #XFRewatchCrew. See ya next week! #tbtXFiles


Yeah I watch the History Channel all the time and I am in all the Honor classes I just wanted to do something and yes I do have the muscle to back it up .


Yeah, but no one will ever hear of this .


Yep same here , i have my wife here and we have 2 kids a 2 year old and a 1 month old .


Yes, I'm aware of GGs efforts with the IRS. No, it won't matter. Don't bother responding to them. Better uses for bandwidth. ❤


Yo, don't even talk to me about April the fucking giraffe unless the baby is here.


Yo, security folks. Any thoughts on self-encrypting drives, specifically WD Passport Ultra?


You can cope however you want, women are capable of pure love and will geniunly take care of you but we will never have it


You gotta learn to cope in a world that's fucked up and twisted


You heard it from Daddy-O Dewey it's #AlvinPresney Spread the word!😂 @KeirODonnell #SunRecords #RenewSunRecords


You just said you wanted forever , but you suddenly left , you said it is unbreakable and you simply smashed it , you lied , you just lied .


You know , wheat and corn grow pretty fast .


You know it's over when you get more direct messaged on r/Incels than on your phone
It's over


You know the world has moved on when a "smoke test" becomes a "vape test"  OTOH, I've seen lots of engineering errors from vapidity.


You know what sounds good, eating whatever food we decided on in bed cuddling up watching tv and under the covers with my baby and yogi


You might be gleefully anticipating a day off, only to be conf... More for Aquarius https://t.co/mxHOCifbtT


You might have a lot of money, but if you don't have your own personality or are a shitty person, money can only get you so far.


You should have heard of him becouse he is the greatest chess player of all times .


You will have to get some space in your apartment. clear out a 6x6 foot space of floor and do floor exercises , stretch , do deep breathing , get a couple of dumbbells .


You've managed to climb your way out of the valley of deceit and you 've found your way to the pastures of truth .


YouTube - Euclid Square Mall , 2007 ( Dead Mall ) Can anyone report in from Euclid , Ohio ?


YouTube - Fight At Chuck E. Cheese In California !


YouTube banning gun channels? Gun channels banning YouTube.


Your hair is so cute!  What are you mixed with?


Your in ya cell 22 hours a day here u dont in general walk around the landings .


Your parental rights as a father are not assumed.


Your post sure had something that was breaking the rules of this board , maybe was too insulting to be posted here .


[ 💌 ] ting tong! — @tinqeubels “ you're verified as keira ” put baelats on your profile 🌙 https://t.co/jJjoyYaXd6


[Meta] remove autochaderator It's annoying and pointless.


[Repost] AMA with Dr. Warren Farrell, 2014


[Serious] Why do normies and chads on reddit think that the way we talk on /r/incels is how we roll IRL?


[quote=Holston;7597407] God is the one that claims to be merciful and not like nature .


``Policeand SPCA officials found over 50 carcasses of pigs on National Council of Province 's Chairperson Thandi Modise 's Potchefstroom farm , and the remaining 85 resorted to eating the dead bodies and drinking their own urine to survive .


``TheDark Romance of Dian Fossey '' ( 1990 ) by Harold TP Hayes Under the mentorship of noted anthropologist Louis Leakey , Dian Fosse spent 16 years in Africa researching the last remaining mountain gorillas .


a new war would be different with targets like Yellowstone Caldera, earthquake faults etc, https://t.co/3xSidsYp8j


a priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair , " do you have any last requests ? ” " yes , " replies the murderer . " can you please hold my hand ? "


a serious question for the girls
how important is it for your boyfriend/husband to be university educated?


acmc_clock_amer: #Uranus is now (13h28m01s UT) rising at 23°37'35.3'' #Aries conjunct #ascendant at Denver, USCO


ah why is brushing the hair so damn difficult and exhausting ;-; that's the worst part every morning


also the context of this is just, Fucking Horrible


and nothing making me happier than having one of my all time favorite books comes to life, and the show itself had an amazing cast


bitch i want to have mutant powers i want to be a fucking x-men


brah I wish I colored eyes so bad, just finna wear a pair for a day....just a fucking day


btw, guys. I'm an admin of the OpenBSD facebook group. So, you know. COLLUSION.


but you know whatever everything is my fault because i'm the fucking bad guy


can't sleep? take two nyquils. bad mood? take two nyquils. boyfriend pissing you off? two nyquils and an advil bored? meth


countdown to more companies following suit after seeing the way that was handled.


d.va did <number> / <number> got bored so i made [ this] <url> )


dedicated to teaching, discussing and collaborating about creating learning solutions


did you guys see the ending of super mario odyssey?


did you hear about the ariana grande benefit concert ? [ removed ]


did you know eazy e covered the k <elong> 's anthem ? " boys in the hood "


dude i vividly remember this book cover but forgot the title & actual plot how the fuck do i go about finding it


fame/money is an escape from inceldom
for people who say there's no escape from inceldom, look at ugly celeberties

some uglyish rappers who still get bitches for example:

lil jon

jay z (dis nigga got beyonce)

thugger

earl sweatshirt


feelings of resentment have been ' riffling ' through the orlando gay community since omar mateen first set foot in the pulse nightclub .


for a club called pulse , its very ironic they lost theirs .


frankly i think were all a bit tired and have enough on our plates some of its unavoidable since antis are babies on the attack but pls


fuck i meant 10. i cant type bc the bus is violently vibrating and its also almost midnight


gab is still frustrating in many ways, particularly the lack of a reliable hover/preview function.


gander mountain told me there is no money in it surely there is some where what a great trade it would be


getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting


great posts. see how the media has been lying to us for decades about what actually happened and what it was actually all about .


he was cute tho, with long hair & clear, golden skin. ooh & he was wearing a leather jacket and dope boots


hello all , i have just found this site by accident and after reading lots of the posts i felt i had to join , my husband and i will be proud to be voting BNP as usual in the nxt election


hello my name is shane i live in eka i like to surf talk be around kids enjoy people the arts have fun camp fish love my mom have a few close friends but a big support system i go to cr its good i like it also if you need more write me back


helloo i love serah and clara and the doctor and john and sherlock and jughead and bill even tho we don't really know her yet


hi @Harry_Styles, if you're reading this, I want you to smile and remember you're unique! Have a nice day. I love you. ♡ x9,632


holy shit she's coming baaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


how they get all these grown celebs & these young half celebs in this movie & it still aint go no where


https://t.co/6sjB3XlaEn | Cover crop | Buckwheat, but also mangel seeds and broadbeans just because https://t.co/4xwzvivfXC


i feel weird whenever an acquaintance suddenly likes one of the grps i like / rts something related to them........


i find sometimes no opportunities are presented to me and then as soon as 1 appears, many follow. i go from having none to having to choose


i hate knowing someone next to me did something wrong bc i start acting super shady to the point where i convince myself i'm the guilty one


i have never been noticed in a crowd for my tattoos.i have never seen anyone walking in a crowd just looking and concentrating on people with tattoos .


i honestly dont know what my eye color is ... they look green , but at times grey or dark blue .. sucks i cant determine my actual eye color .


i hope the government shuts down and this time for like a month or something


i just had a nightmare and i just woke up fucking screeeaaaming ugh


i know how difficult is to accommodate all requests, and that my prayer it's one more in the crowd but jack and jack, i'll never give up


i know some may disagree with me but this man is one of my hero 's we need some guys like this over here now


i love this web site cause i can be free to do what i want on other socal sites i feel the squeeze its like a police state


i spent 30 minutes not listening to music so my phone could charge only to find out it wasn't plugged in properly 😔


i want to vote yes and at the same time i do n't.the way i look at it is either way we loose .


i was shocked that the New Age Tattoos parlor did my celtic cross but he did charge a lot of money for a simple black and white tat $ 130 for it


i will personally fight anyone who thinks its jihoon fault for china line / joshua or literally member that doesnt get as many lines


i wish i had somebody to talk to,like i have people to talk to ya'know,but not about the things that keep me up at night...


i'd go to jamaica n attend those wild dancehall events, to jus five star frog splash a bitch off a tree n get on #WSHH


if i end up with kids i would prefer to home school them. i worry about it though as i am not very intelligent , nor do i have experience with kids or educating them. i guess i couldnt do much worse than the public schools though. i do have a kind of plan as far as social skills. i would put my kids in sports and classes like gymnastics and karate .


if someone trusts you with something they're insecure about you don't then go and make fun of that thing all the time as a 'friendly joke'


if the Grand Prix of Paris is such a prestigious and important tournament then why not actually rank the guy who won it, Jimmy Kennedy


if u need an update don't hesitate to msg me abt ur commission, i hope to finish them all this month. i nvr realize how fast time nyooms by


ifff you see me at GDC or the blizzard thing tonight and you ask me if i am wearing a wonderwoman outfit, i will not be able to deny it


ik was watching a outdoors hunting show in Canada today. looks to me they have every thing we have channel 604 on direct tv


im genuinely getting mad at this children's video game about mickey mouse and darkness and big keys


in /r/AskFeminists a poster gives a brief history of NOW's campaign to make draft laws equal between men and women


in at halle's so she can get stuff to spend the night and i kid you not, i have been in her dang car for a good 20 mins


is cystic fibrosis like yolo ? <allcaps>


it seems that what I wanted to convey the outstanding movie works has finally become the current standard.


it's a week away from the assignment's due date but i'm still in the 'brainstorm' stage without having written anything...I'M SO FUCKED


it's just really fucked up how someone can treat you after all ya been through together ...🤷🏾♀


it's not fair
it's just not fair

why do we have to keep suffering


j A friend of mine had a new car and brought it to jiffy lube and they forgot to put oil in it .


just a quick reminder: you're an angel and you are truly the most deserving of all that is positive you could think of 🌺 @Harry_Styles


just broke my phone screen at the gym
is it a sign that i should never go outside ?


k <elong> 's favorite christmas song white christmas


lel, I have a dentist appointment in a bit even tho it was supposed to be yesterday but it got changed


like the whistling rabbit on the merry-go-round: during the first spin, the rabbit does safety-check;  the second go-round is the one time when the rabbit does celebrate; by the end of the third lap the rabbit is gone, having told nobody good-bye


lisa: plays message on machine lisa, halfway through the message: leaves the fucking house


lol This reminds of that story of the guy who overdosed/killed himself while on his digital camera in a chatroom while everyone was cheering him on .


look at this fucked up unfinished universe that searches for director


made a very intricate and beautiful song and now it's time to finish this bottle of wine and make stupid shit to make the clurb go dumb 2


me writing les mis: how do i explain the french names me writing kylux: how can i make these french instead of GALACTIC EDGELORD


me: do you know who the latest power rangers are from? kids: YES, 2A7! (Their own class) me: /rofl SHUDDUPP


me: looks at playlist live dc just for kicks *tickets are reasonably priced, i could probably meet julien, jenna and others* me: 😩😩😩😩😩


me: my phone was off for 5 hours and I had one snapchat my sister: phone off for 5 hours also, had 28 snapchats


mist was live, still crying and feeling hurt after the fact @realmostack did show.. mo stack more like no stack😭😭


my chancla broke. fucking 1 day of having it and it broke.


my instagram is 50% people throwing clay on pottery wheels and 50% paint being mixed with palette knives. my art major is showing


never underestimate the importance of a comfy office chair. especially if you're gonna be parking your ass there for hours :|


no offense but harry is a fucking legend this is not a joke he is an icon


normie here
I just wanted to say I feel for you guys and I'm sorry you're suffering


o___O Im gonna see if i can get them on my kobo . .... damn nope .


of him walking by late at night. You both reached the water fountain at the same time. The class difference was immediately noticeable.


oh god oh god oh god never point a microscope at skin


oh you don't even know me at all but I was made for loving you @boyband_russell #WeLoveRUSSELL5ever


okay i love people who text back fast but at the same time i get hella annoyed when they reply too fast ????????


omg twitter you are killing me with dumb this morning.


omg. if @bsdtrhodes goes to #bsdcan, there's going to be trouble.... <3


on a scale of <number> to <number> how much do you love children ? hollywood


one. collage. texture + sound + color. How it moves. Why it moves. moments form image. what stories are we telling?


or so I can direct parents there around xmas time. :P


plz stop posting pics of me that i posted a few weeks ago. i care so much about what people think of my appearance. it's what i live for.


pm me or email me at boycottkosher@aol.com once i get enough money together ill be getting a car and ill be able to get to milwaukee quite easily .


president Carrot Top Has taken us to war 🤦🏽♀it hasn't even been 100 days... they have Chemical Weapons... Lordt


r/incels now has reached exactly half as many subscribers as r/foreveralone
Only a matter of time before we become the more popular sub


r/starterpacks creates an incel starterpack that makes 0 sense.


saw a bunch of anti circumcision protesters in indianapolis today
Looks like we are making waves publically on some fronts.


search Twitter for "Hello #Twitter" and then check the date of account creation, if they have been opened recently, tell people it's me, and spread it, see if they are auto banned


see, if you're a misfit and feel out of place or you don't like how you look, it's okay 'cozsomeone will, but you need to love yourself 🎶


shaw, who biked to another fucking state bc she was worried about the mission aka root


should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums.


so elliot rodger only went a year incel
reading the faq its says incels are over 20 but elliot was only 21 so is it okay to say he was only a year incel i dont think so the age should be moved down to a individual number whenever a person feels a attraction and is rejected i think or at least 18 20 just doesnt make sense to me


so i got a new truck today and my friend 's reaction was . <repeat> " nice ! "


sorry if ur seeing my depressing ass tweets on ur tl


spanish stereo types are so false bc i'm spanish as fuck and i hate spicy food and have no rhythm in my hips


spirited away is the only anime ill ever watch and alicia has seen like every anime but that one probably


that it's strongest and greatest growth was in the cities of the Empire. the word pagan refers to the unconverted folks in the countryside.


that moment when you silence a mage and they start backpedalling and you just KNOW it's about to go down


that was where my pet salamander went when I was young


that's why I hate working on school days... be fucking up my schedule


the 2nd AC on this set literally slaps the sticks on the slate so damn hard every time we're about to go in i think i'm going deaf


the Marriott Resort, Sundowners, Senor Frijoles, Jimmy Johnson's Big Chill and the Caribbean Club


the ability to lock a unique phone # to your account already exists. eng/infra is already there. expose if a # has been added via metadata.


the level 99 one was so fucking bonkers it was glitched im fucking yelling


the most official report put out on the number of deaths in those camps was the report by the Red Cross .


there once was thug named brown who bum rushed a cop with a frown three shots a thunder he 's now <number> foot under and so 's the rest of the town


this april fools day we got the premier of SNK S2 a S3 trailer for voltron and a stream w ALL of rick and morty S3 i'm gonna fucking bust a


this batch of commissions has made me fucking STUPID


this mini henny housewarming idea really got me geeked my bday gift to myself really might be my own casa man it's beyond time


this shit terrible. but god got me so i'm never worried.


today: meetings, meetings, phone calls, so much prep for announcement tomorrow!


u kno the original allura design was cute but DANG SHES SO MUCH CUTER NOW I LOVE 😍😍😍 team voltron did a great job on her shes the cutest ;v;


upmost respect for women and for men. He doesn't deserve to be name called and to be in the mouths of people that know nothing of him.


video deleted reupload please please people make maximum stuff graphics wall painting video and stuff dont let media and internet censorship minimize this affair .


we always have to wait 5ever for new music from @YFNLUCCI but i swear it's ALWAYS worth it . #LongLiveNut 🙌🏾❤😎


we need to bring back monster trucks, guns, heavy metal 1776 MAGA I want trumps next speech to have monster trucks jumping over an ac/dc concert


we were watching a ww2 documentary & my allergies started acting up & making my eyes water so people thought I was crying🙄


well since we have all of us from phoenix lets exchange numbers and meet up dont laugh at the email addy it was a joke hehe pure _ tattooed _ white _ trash@yahoo.com


what about a gab online party?countdown to 2018  anyone want to join in tomorrow night here?


what are your best <number> / <number> jokes ? [ removed ]


what does my ferrari and my will to live have in common ? they 're both nonexistent


what subreddit should i post on
other than this one, i need a good subreddit


when moonchild is coming to ny for less than $20 in a train accessible place but it's on a Friday night <<<<<<


when neighborhoods came out EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHERS were taking shit about bc the album sounded different of couse it was different


when someone uses my last name to introduce or address me, i always feel like i'm in trouble.


when you attend @khloekardashian jean launch at the grove and don't make it on @KUWTK https://t.co/ca9Bc4xImM


why do mentally disabled women have short hair ? i 've seen women with only slight mental disorders still have their hair kept no longer than an inch or two . is it to make hair management easier or what ?


why was the lord of the rings trilogy filmed in new zealand ? cause the us were missing the two towers .


wish I had an off switch...
or you know.. a gun


y'all know the weather getting bad tomorrow cause even Chad closed Rockin' Jump for the day and that never happens 😂


yo if you ever broke a PINKY PROMISE. that's fucked up. unforgivable.


you hear jason aldeens new killer hit ? ‘ what happens in vegas stays in vegas’ off his new album ‘ making history’


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मानस एकम् वाचस एकम् कर्मण एकम्।
महात्मनाम् ॥
Thoughts, Speech & Actions - Unity/Consistency of these makes a great man.


“Any society which suppresses the heritage of its conquered minorities, prevents their history or denies them their symbols, has sown the seeds of their own destruction.”
Sir William Wallace, 1281


“Compassion is no substitute for justice.”
― Rush Limbaugh


“Even in an empire of atheists the dead man is always sacred.” – G.K. Chesterton (In Defense of Sanity).


“Fish are born swimming, but eagles ain’t born flying.”


“The key argument of eco-socialism is that capitalism is the cause of the ecological crisis...Marx and Engels were among the first ecologists...They viewed the world as a whole greater than the sum of its parts, produced and reproduced by continuous change,” Saks said.


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🔥 up your Ivory's and yeldons? Don't they have hurt OLmen. [...] Fade all the jags?


😂 Well you remember the rumors of her and jack having a baby...they will tell you it's kangaroo meat


When two fat American's have sex it's... MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE.


When u hitting it from the back u gotta call her "bitch" they love that but don't u dare call em "slut"


When women still would rather use a dildo than have sex with us...


When you ask a question and the person can't answer it without fckn arguing or jumping to something irrelevant. Well, thanks anyway!


When you fucking on that nigga, hope you thinking about me...


When you meet her family for the first time and her brother says... "So this is the guy that's been getting my sloppy seconds?"😂


When you're a straight female but you and your guy friends still stare at ass together #AssForDays #friends #Guyfriend


Whenever I'm single I feel the desperate need to be with someone. You need therapy, and you need to build up your self esteem, cause currently you have none. [...] Put yourself first for once.


Where are Jews most found? In the atmosphere.


Where are all the feminist and leftist riots/rallies in the streets against Hollywood's pedophilia and sexual harassment culture?


Where could you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him.


Where did Suzy go when she got lost in the minefield? Everywhere.


Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere


Where do black and white people meet for the first time? The auction.


Where do gay Jewish boys hide when the nazis are searching their house? The closet


Where do jews go when they die? Out the chimney.


Where do people in China buy their groceries? Pets at Home.


Where do you send an ADHD Jew A concentration camp


Which Magic Wand can only make Men disappear? Pregnancy Test Sticks


Which state holds the highest number of Jews? The gaseous state


While shallow and ineffective, the trolls are amusing here.


While sitting with a friend, observing the art at Museum of Modern Art, a museum security employee approaches us. Employee:: So, where are you from?  (to my friend)  Lemme guess, Japan? Friend:: Uh, no, Korea. Employee:: Ah, and you... (to me) Where are you from?  Puerto Rico? Me:: No, I'm from California. Employee:: Right, but you probably are Puerto Rican. Me:: I'm not. Employee:: Are you sure?  You *must* have some Puerto Rican blood in you! Me:: I assure you, I don't.


While talking to a co-worker over our break... Co-Worker:: Why do you have all those State Park brochures? Me:: I want to get into camping. I never did much of that growing up. Co-Worker:: You should find an outdoorsy guy to date! Then he can teach you all that stuff. I am a queer woman who is not interested in men.


Whilst many German women are sexually assaulted in Berlin on NYE by Muslim migrants the German establishment is far more concerned about prosecuting those MPs who tell the truth about the attacks


White Americans and White Europeons have too few children .


White South Africans should be free to move where ever they like in Euorpe .


White babies are by far our nation 's most precious resource .


White men don’t understand what it’s like to be under attack -Lena Dunham Bitch PLEASE. This one time I was mending the chains in my dungeon, one of the whores tried to choke me out!


White people don't shoot each other on the streets like black people do We shoot each other in schools because we have class


Whites in all their glory against impossibly large hordes of non-whites .


Who invented the triathlon? Black people.

They walk on foot to the pool, swim, and come back with a bike.


Who is every jew's hero? Santa Claus! He's the only one who got out of the chimney alive.


Who is the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch.


Who is this Rape guy? And why does every chick I have sex with scream his name?


Who was Hitler? A man with a K/D ratio of 6,000,000/1


Who would be interested in a multi-party attempt to regularly scatter red pills at conservative tree house?


Who's downtown and wanna buy me a coffee and food bc Wells Fargo is fucking me


Who's faster? An old man or a nigger. The old man. He doesn't have any chains attached to a pole.


Why Did The Female Rooster Cross The Road? She Wanted To See What That Cock Could-Do-Do-Do


Why Do Dads Have To Apply For Parenting Orders But Moms Don't Have To?


Why a woman has more chromosones than a cow So she wouldn't shit herself while doing the dishes


Why any man accepts to marry a non virgin is beyond me
It's like thousands of years of human history have been forgotten.


Why are Alabamans so great at sex? They got their entire childhood to practice.


Why are all blacks and gays left handed? They all have no rights.


Why are all women left handed? Because they don't have rights.


Why are all women lefty Because they have no rights


Why are black fathers and Shaq's free throw attempts the same? They're always missing.


Why are black guys so bad at eating pussy? They never áte anything before


Why are black men good at basketball? The whole point is to run, shoot and steal. Oh and their knee grows.


Why are black men so fast? Cause they already caught the slow ones...


Why are black people afraid of pooping? Because they think they're melting.


Why are black people scared of chainsaws? RUUUNNNN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA.


Why are black people so fast? The slow ones are in the prison.


Why are black people so hard to find in a snow storm? Because no one's looking for them.


Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows.


Why are black peoples palms white? Cause they were praying when god burned them.


Why are jews ok with holocaust jokes? Because they're used to being roasted


Why are matches like humans The black ones don't work


Why are paracetamol white??? Because they work


Why are people gay? Because they can't spell straight.


Why are sexist jokes great? Cause they can't offend a human


Why are the dogs in china really fast? the slow ones were eaten


Why are the hands of black people white? From picking up all the cotton


Why are there so many party stores in the ghetto? Like do all the poor people like to celebrate they're poor?


Why are there so many trees in Compton? Public transport.


Why are women raped? It’s only rape if you fuck a person


Why are your mom jokes not your dad jokes? Because the creator of the first "your mom" joke was black


Why aren't Pakistanis good at football? Because whenever they get a corner they open up a shop.


Why aren't there any women who idolise virginity in men the same way men do in women?


Why aren't you a part of the LGBTQ community? You don't want to hang out with people like you?


Why black girls gotta be thots? Ain't nobody bringing up the fat white hoe you fucked back in middle school. #LoveOurWomen


Why can women only turn left? They have no rights.


Why can't all Black Women wear their hair like yours?


Why can't muslims eat pork? Because it would be cannabalism.


Why can't orphans play baseball? Why can't orphans play baseball? They dont know where home is.


Why can't you act like a normal person? You don't have Asperger's. There's nothing wrong with you. You're just looking for attention/excuses.  If you'd just stop behaving so oddly, you wouldn't need to blame it on a disease.


Why can’t Stevie wonder drive? Because he’s black


Why colored soap create white bubble ? Because jews are white


Why couldn’t Sally go to school Sally has crippling depression


Why did Avicii never get wise? "I'll grow wiser when I'm older"


Why did Beyonce say "to the left,to the left"? Because black people have no rights.


Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars? If he chose SpaceY, he'd land on 14 year old kids


Why did Hitler kill the nazi? It was past its jew date


Why did Hitler kill the out-of-time drummer? Rhythmic cleansing


Why did I decide to leave kindergarten? The kids were calling me a pain in "their" ass.


Why did I get a white car? So it would actually work!


Why did Stacy cross the road? She forgot to put on her seatbelt.


Why did hitler kill the Jews? He obviously never actually went to Africa


Why did so many blacks die in combat during Vietnam? Every time the Sergeant yelled, "GET DOWN!" they would get up and dance.


Why did the African new born start crying? Midlife crisis.


Why did the Arab cry? His religion compels him to sacrifice a virgin goat.


Why did the Asian student not win the math contest? He was outsmarted by his brain tumor.


Why did the Jew cross the street? To get some gas.


Why did the arrested black man have a gun? The cops couldn't find it, so they gave him one.


Why did the black kid go to the Catholic Church To find a father.


Why did the esports gamer paint his computer black? So his computer would run faster.


Why did the feminist jump off the building? She was trying to equalize the suicide rates


Why did the nigger cross the street? He didn't, i shot him dead before he could


Why did the plumber cry? Because his family was murdered


Why did the sun never set on the British Empire? Even God didn't trust the English in the dark.


Why did the white family adopt a black child? Because it was half price


Why did the young Muslim girl wear a burqa? Incest birth control.


Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? Concentration problems.


Why didn't any Jew survive Auschwitz? Because they heard the gas being used is expensive and they can have it for free.


Why didn't the black man cross the road Because he couldn't get out of my basement


Why do Americans eat so much. So that Africans dont have to.


Why do Black people only have nightmares? Because the one with a dream got shot


Why do Ethiopian children have round bellies and thin arms? Because they eat so much and work so little.


Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.


Why do Japanese people have such squinty eyes? Atomic bombs are pretty bright.


Why do Jesus and the disciples always sit on one side of the table? The other side is for the little boys that come in after the photo shooting.


Why do Jewish women only ride circumcised dicks? They won't touch anything less than 50% off


Why do Jews stink? Cause they’re not falling for the shower one again .


Why do Puerto Ricans hang the Puerto Rican flag in their car? So they dont steal from each other.


Why do black men jump higher? To reach the noose


Why do black people have white on their palms and the soles of their feet? Everybody has a little bit of good in them.


Why do black people like basketball? Because they can shoot, steal and drive.


Why do black people love church? It's the only place where they have a father


Why do black people obsess over Wakanda? Because that's the dream they'll never see with REAL African countries.


Why do black people only chill and kick it? Because they don't like to hang.


Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream


Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one with a dream


Why do black people say blow, hand, or rim? Because they don't know what a job is.


Why do black people score lowest on the IQ test? IQ tests are made for humans, not monkeys


Why do black people smell so bad? So that even blind people can hate them.


Why do black people turn left? Because they don't have rights.


Why do black peoples have white palms? Because there is a bit of good in everyone.


Why do black rappers always wear jewelry? The chains remind them of were they came from.


Why do blacks only have nightmares?
Because the rednecks shot the only one with a dream.


Why do epileptics bexome atheists in December? Because they found out that "Jesus is the reason for the seizin'"


Why do hookers like blackjack Because they hit on 21, but always end up with 14


Why do niggas have white palms? There is something good in everyone.


Why do police officers never get incarcerated for shooting unarmed black men? Because animal cruelty is not punishable by jail time.


Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Jews have 10 fingers


Why do showerheads always have more than 11 holes? Because jews only have 10 fingers.


Why do so many filthy wetback half-breed spic savages live in #LosAngeles? None of them have any right at all to be here.


Why do some people call Jews filthy? Shouldn’t they be clean after all those showers?


Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So that people don't confuse them for feminists.


Why do the white kids only shoot up schools? cuz all the black kids shot each other


Why do they even have the smaller urinal in offices? It’s not for the kids, it’s for the Mexicans.


Why do they let Barkley talk on TV. He sounds like an idiot


Why do they put cotton at the top of pill bottles? To remind blacks that they were cotten pickers before they were pill pushers.


Why do they say, "once you go black, you never go back?" Because HIV really limits your options.


Why do we celebrate Hitler's birthday with weed? Cause' he already smoked all the jews.


Why do white people have such a pleasant scent? So blind people can distinguish them from animals too.


Why do women always show there curves
Every time I walk down the street I catch myself stairing at a girls tits or ass why can't we be like Islamic country's where women where berkas


Why do women only turn left? Because they don't have rights


Why do you listen to 'Chinese music?' You don't even understand and they all look the same anyways.


Why does Beyoncé always sing "To the left, to the left" Because black people have no rights.


Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate? They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy


Why does a nigger hate the mines? He's always mistaken as the charcoal


Why does being a Black Jew suck so much? Having to sit in the back of the oven.


Why does it suck to be a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven


Why does nigger only go once to the drive-through? Trick question it's a drive-by.


Why does the KKK need to be stopped? Coz the keep killing our fuckin slaves


Why does the devil totally freak out when he sees black people? They stole the soul.


Why does the myth that women rarely lie about rape persist?


Why does the top of Everest look like a trash dump? Everyone leaves a flag, and a body


Why doesn't Mexico have an Olimpic team? All the ones who can run,jump or swim have allready crossed the border.


Why doesn't she look like a girl? She looks like a boy.


Why don't Africans need help? They already have aids.


Why don't Africans play on Minecraft servers? They're on the blacklist


Why don't Asians like Monopoly? They can't buy any of the corners to turn into a shop.


Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? Because KFC is not open on holidays!


Why don't bookmakers take bets on the special Olympics? because they're all winners


Why don't jews like 4/20? When they get baked they're inside an oven.


Why don't sharks bite black people? They think they're whale shit.


Why dont we just put them in my spot and then drop a few bombs.I am serious they are making fools out of the Irish .


Why don’t Jews get gifts for Christmas? Cuz why the fuck would you give a gift to a pile of ashes


Why don’t the Jews eat Pussy? ‘Because it’s too close to the gas chamber’


Why has the city of Sinjar not been taken back yet?


Why is 4/20 a national holiday? Hitler got lit with the jews and now to honor him we get lit on his birthday. What goes around comes around I suppose.


Why is Mexico so bad at the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump and climb is allready on the U.S.A


Why is all medicine white? Blacks don't work


Why is bottom of the ocean so dark? Coz niggers can't swim


Why is chess prohibited in Islam? Because the queen moves freely.


Why is chinese the best race? They can do everything with their eyes closed.


Why is it called a murder of crows? Cause thats what usually happens when a bunch of blacks get together


Why is it so easy to kill a Chinese knight? Because he's got a chink in his armor.


Why is laundry the favourite activity of racists? Because they separate the colors from the whites.


Why is religion so against gay marriage? Because the gayest thing that should happen in a church should be between a priest and his choir boys


Why is the Indian Military nicknamed the SS? Because they're all street shitters


Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? Because it’s filled with Arab seamen


Why is the iPhone X cheaper in asia? They had security failures with the facial regonition


Why is the monkey sad ? Just learned that it will be a nigger in a million years.


Why is there so much pollution currently? Because there is so much Jew dust in the air


Why should they ban weed from hospitals? I don't like my vegetables baked.


Why should you never rape elderly women? because sex is for procreation you fucking Heathen!