Tao is pretty much the default club of Vegas. It sets the standards of clubbing. Everyone makes a pit stop here and we sure enough did that the first night of JC's opening day party.  After my experience at Tao Beach, it was pretty much returning to the scene of crime where I was served cheap booze at the open bar and basically passed out in my room.\n\nFortunately in the back of mind I was slick enough to set my alarm to 9PM and wake up on time. I woke up still with a pounding headache, but somehow managed to shave, shower, get into a nicely ironed shirt and blazer (dry clean your shit before you leave and toss it in the car!) within the hour. I don't remember who I took the cab with to the Venetian, but I found my way there. \n\nAt the doors of Tao it was complete mayhem as always. But when you got the JC free pass, there is never a line and no worries. I walked up to the clipboard host and told him my deal. He got me in this side line with like 4 or 5 people.. opposed to the other line which had about 100 people and maybe 60 of them are scantly clad hot women in their club dresses. haha Sucks to be them spending all that time getting ready. \n\nSo within minutes I roll into Tao and as usual I have to walk my way up through the restaurant with the weak ambient music. I get up to the club level and saw my favorite girls in the bathtub and washing themselves. Nice! I wonder why the petals never fall off the nips.. how do they do it? \n\nI got with my boys and open bar was yet again ON and cracking. I looked at the vodka, and sure enough it wasn't the cheap stuff. It was sky..so I decided to tear it up again. Not to mention this time around they were hooking up vodka redbull. So about  an hour goes by f'in around with the boys and I m super hammered. I went to bathroom and I came back and pretty much lost everyone. I managed to find Cody.. one of D's boys and he was like \"hey where did everyone go?\" I just told him.. \"forget them, lets just follow the asses and it always leads you to where you need to be\". He just agreed and tagged along. \n\nSo we saw the bottle service girl, and she had a great ass. We followed her up the stairs to Tao Beach, and sure enough she led us to the JC table with Nassau. Everyone else was there already partying it up. I see MysticalSavage busting moves from Saturday night fever. He worked it in very well with the house music of today. PS you gotta see KC's videos to see those sick moves. \n\nThat pretty much summed up my night at Tao. Not so cheap booze, great asses, and MysticalSavage busting out moves from Saturday night fever.