ok here we go...went this past weekend...my goons and I got in with VIP escort...or so we thought.  my dude had on Nike Board shorts, we're in line checking IDs and the bouncer starts feeling on his trunks, guy says \"these are too casual\"...#HUH my dude showed him the netting, told him there Nike swim shorts, not sure what else he could have done.   Bouncer apologized in advance but re-iterated that they were \"too casual for this pool\" he had to go back up to the room and change...minus 1 star......we VIP walk in, cant comment on wait times or lines, pools crazy, folks everywhere having a great time.  we quickly realize we need a locker because we want to get in the pool, lockers are $40...FORTY DOLLARS....minus 1 star....my buddies wife was dancing having a great time, next thing i know i look up and a bouncer is near her telling her to \"grab her stuff\", now im not sure what she did, i didnt see anything happen, maybe she fell down or tripped but I heard the bouncer say \"grab your stuff, you're too drunk\", homie everyone here having a blast is intoxicated, people trip, it happens, it doesnt mean shes hiding Molly in her snatch or snorting coke in the bathroom, let her just go back to partying, but no she got kicked out, for tripping or falling (speculation, but more likely than not)....minus 1 star.....and last but not least....actual lifeguards...like real life, lifeguards...with whistles and red floaties, in the water, blowing their whistles...im not even sure i have to waste anymore time writing...minus 1 star.....