Dear Shitty Floor Manager at Fry's,\n\nI know that your store's prices are cheaper than almost any place locally. There's a reason I'm buying my MacBook there. However, this does not give you carte blanche to act like a total dick when I don't buy your warranty, nor does it mean you should make me wait 15 minutes just for you to go grab a laptop (one which you yourself admitted you were overstocked on).\n\nWhen someone approaches you in the middle of our conversation to tell you that the keyboard you directed them toward was located in a completely different section of the store than where you sent them, this means you should apologize. It does not mean you should roll your eyes at them.\n\nAnd when I say thanks and begin to walk away, you probably should keep in mind that I can hear you when you tell me \"good luck\" in reference to my not buying your stupid warranty. The reason I don't want your warranty is because it means I would have to come back and talk to you. I've never broken a laptop in my life, and I'm not going to break this one either. So do your job and shut your mouth.\n\nLove,\n-Kevin\n\nPS: Young polite girl at register, you're A-OK.