Simply the worst attempt at Mediterranean food I've tasted in years - or ever - there's just no Turkish food to be had here. \n\nNO MORE DONNER KABOB, they don't make it anymore and we had made a detour on the way to the airport for it. Not much else to chose from really\n\nOK, so I ordered a $10 Gyro platter, only this \"thing\" had never gyrated. Instead what I got were paper thin slices of frozen lamb baloney, greasy too. My wife asked if it was fried Spam. It did look and taste like fried luncheon meat. Even the rice was uneatable, and the two small grape leaves which came with it weren't even as good as the canned ones we buy at Agora.  Just awful, avoid!\n1 star\n\nThe other dish was the appetizer sampler, unimpressive considering it's $11. There was two really hard and bland falafels totally meh I only took a bite and lost interest. A bit of hummus which tasted nothing like a hummus only garlic and oil, my wife thought that possibly they didn't use chickpeas in both the hummus and the falafel. Again a bit of babaganoush, was tasty, very smokey but I didn't mind, and the tabouli was passable. \n2 stars because I didn't die \n\nDesert? They're out of Baklava and didn't suggest anything else, we had a plane to catch so that's it. I didn't see ANY of the items that previous Yelpers had taken pictures of and got the feeling the owner has given up.