In short I would REALLY like to shove my broken ass foot up this UMC's bungholio. Maybe I'm just brusque because I am in no better shape than I was before this visit. Nope, UMC just sucks.\n\nNo Radiologist on site to read my x-rays.....so who read them? Better yet, who did I pay to read them? Maybe it was the manager's daughter in her early 20s in a Walmart sundress who sounded like she was on Oxycontin and just smoked ten packs of cigs. I love when I am at these places and hear such random conversations I shouldn't be hearing. \n\n2nd. I can barely walk. Yes, it's my fault I'm such a clutz. The doctor says it's severly sprained and throws me a script for Tylenol with Codeine and has a nurse wrap my foot and tells me to go buy a cane or my own brace. WTF?! She also says it may be fractured, but I need to see a Podiatrist to find out for sure, oh and I can't workout for 8-10 weeks........Why did I come here again? Ughhh.\n\nThe TWO STARS is because this bullshit only took me a little over an hour and I was out. We all know that deserves stars. \n\nIf you happen to stumble into my office today I am the cranky one drooling with my swollen foot on the desk watching Facts of Life reruns not doing diddly and possibly sleeping.\n\nDO NOT WAKE THE DRAGON.