==Jetta's Castle Boutique Scavenger Hunt==\n\n1) Guy reads porn titles out loud as if to try and make sense of them. \"Toe Sucking Lesbians 4? Wait. Toe...Sucking...Lesbians? 4? There's a 1, 2, and 3?\"\n\n2) Boyfriend learns a little too late that his girlfriend likes handcuffs and paddles a lot more than he does.\n\n3) Dumb sack of shit who tries every sample bottle of lube and then can't hold anything in his hands the rest of the night.\n\n4) Group of women giggling profusely in \"penis-shaped novelties\" aisle.\n\n5) Guy with inferiority complex looks devastated at selection of big black dildos.\n\n6) Guy trying desperately to convince girlfriend to let him buy her the \"naughty nurse\" outfit.\n\n7) Girl who relates to her friend her personal experiences with every model of vibrator on the wall.\n\n8) Clerk whose a little too interested in knowing about what you intend to do with that new purchase.\n\n9) Guy in gay porn section constantly checking his back to make sure nobody knows he's in the gay porn section.\n\n10) Guy with pregnancy fetish magazine in hand who asks anyone near him how anyone can be turned on by watersports, bondage, or interracial porn.\n\n11) Guy who spends entire fucking visit yelling \"Hey guys! Check this out!\" to friends on the other side of the store.\n\n12) Token virgin.\n\n13) Tranny who spends most of visit browsing through the book section, like it's any better than the blow up doll section. 50 percent chance this is me. Say hello and I'll give you an altoid from my purse.