You might be at the Paris Hotel or in Paris, France\nYou might like to gamble, you might like to dance\nBut no matter which Paris you are in, when you go to a cafe\nYou want both good service and food, you don't want it any other way\n\nWifey and I walked into this cafe after a showing of Jersey Boys\nAll three workers there from the get-go were immature without poise\nCustomers didn't know where to order, so there were all these different lines\nOne girl scolded each customer if the right place to order he didn't find.\n\nWait staff, just serve somebody, don't scold us 'cause the order place isn't clear\nStop talkin' and just serve somebody\nDon't embarrass us in a way the whole store can hear!\nStop complainin' and just serve somebody.\n\nSo the girls scolded and helped the customers in a random mish-mash way\nSome people who came later got helped before because the right line they did stay\nEventually we ended up getting our fancy dessert food.\nLet me tell you, the gelato was OK, but the chocolate mousse cake was good!\n\nThe mousse cake had rich chocolate flavor with hints of pistachio\nThe gelato had bursts of fresh tropical tasting mango\nWe asked for water, but the girls all said, we don't give out tap water here\nIf you want, you can buy the bottled water, but none for free, is that clear?\n\nWait staff, just serve somebody, and please a little courtesy show\nStop talkin' and just serve somebody\nChange girl, please don't talk for three minutes while the line behind us does grow\nStop chattin' it up and serve somebody.\n\nWhile we savored our sumptuous splendorous sweets\nOne girl is scolding another, telling what she did wrong\nI'm not here to hear about your problems\nWe ate quickly, stayed not for long.\n\nIf we ever go back to the Paris Hotel, I must get that dessert again\nBut I'll get it to go, unless the servers are trained to be cordial women and men.