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Tiring, I've been busy with summer college programs :eek:

On a plus note I got a laptop for college and soon I shall dual boot ubuntu on it. :):cool: When I am finished, I am going to download some old episodes of Barney and have a Barney marathon this weekend. Fun shall be had.

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] :
Nice. I'm gearing up to apply to graduate school and just landed a position doing cancer research.

Dual booting is the way to go. I also plan to download some porn on my laptop tonight.
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
You know, that is a great idea! Keep an eye on your posts guys :P

Better yet, who is my "minion" and how did he get that title rather then underminions?

Well then, I wish you the best on your quest (see what I did there? It rhymes)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
How can I serve my Rom Mistress effectively if I do not have minios of my own to take care of petty details, like which of the 19 patterns to put on the handle of my whip?
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Well, I am your minion my good mistress. Your wish is my command.

On an additional note, I have managed to procur a curio for you:

Us it as you wish my mistress :D
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Hey lil kid!!! Isn't it past ur bed time :p
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Yeah but I get to stay up super late because its Friday!!!
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
I was thinking something more like this:

Now what shall I comand of thee? Hmmm....I am bored
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
No Saturday school for u? Poop u not cool, so what's everyone been up too????
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
He said poop!!!

You remind me of me. I say Pooh :P
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I wont be in class until next fall when I start grad school. I've never been cool. Ive been watching shark week!!
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She said poop!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
for some reason i read that in the voice of the blond guy who gets all the girls in HIIMYM, forgot the name :p

night/dawn all, im going to bed
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
TCP!!! OMG, it's been sooooooo ong since we chatted!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
You can make me do anything... A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

Barney Stinson, Esq. And now, I must away! My perilous quest await me!
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
i no, its because i had a iphone for about a month :( back i gots my gingerbread back :D:D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Mafia, why you get strange when I leave for work?

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
I see no strageness in them...they are actually quite boreing tonight.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
In sakai?

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Sorry... I no can haz strange?
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Sometimes

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Well, the SGS2 can't be obtained until the 29th... when my initial contract ends :(
[Off-topic] watt9493:
They raped you

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
A little... I feel a little sore now... somebody pass me the ice scream :(
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
I thought he always acted like this?
[Off-topic] watt9493:
no. its the presence of a mistress :eek::eek:
[Off-topic] watt9493:
i got ice and one of those donut things ready for you buddy. :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Occasionally, I provide career counseling and life advice, but only when I deem it necessary.

Ask k0sh, or Hus and even watt :D

It doesn't really matter; ice... the damage is done. They didn't even use lube...
[Off-topic] watt9493:
true. youve talked me through some tough sh!t. and i believe the lube costs extra :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Well, family's family :D

And I suppose butter works too :D

Anyway, I'm gonna take a nap. I'm still too tired from the past few days' exertions :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
night, rape was exerting?
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What do you guys think? I think it needs more :eek::eek::eek:
[Off-topic] watt9493:
First problem, firefox and ie. :p second, wtf is going on! My head hurts!

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
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First comment: My laptop, my choice of browser :p

Second comment: I was talking about the overall design :)

Thirdly: Why your head hurt? Too much awesome? :D:cool:
[Off-topic] watt9493:
i prefer everything dark. like my coffee and my women ;)

View attachment 679095

Philadelphia skyline and my negiibors honda civic si. :D
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Bueno, not quite my tastes, but still nice. :p

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
i like monitoring what my computer is doing if you cant tell by the right side :p
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I like monitoring mine too, but you got a lot of unnecessary stuff going on there ;)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
ik, im always plugged in, so idc.
[Off-topic] :
Plugged in meaning...?
[Off-topic] watt9493:
to my charger? youre full of potassium again! :cool:
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Oh! Yeah, that's brutal to your battery. :p But yeah son, I added my old avatar up :) I'm between my phone and laptop right now.

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] watt9493:
mine stops charging once it hits 100 like a phone, then drops to 95 and charges again. no real brutallity
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Hmmm, then your laptop can go f*ck itself haha :) Tonight I download Microsoft office, and Ubuntu...haza! :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
cause my lappys a bau5
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Bouse? O.o Like DeadMau5?

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] watt9493:
bo$$, like scarface
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I'm too tired for this ish haha Dude @_______@ I'm done with my college program! :D But, I get to start college the 22nd! Yay!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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Check a page back, I want opinions on my desktop, what should I do to better it?
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By the way, good morning!!!! :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
can't agree more :mad:

'morning
[Off-topic] husam666:
ok thx it works gave you ur thanx back :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Thanks baiting!

I'll report it to the mods!
[Off-topic] husam666:
be my guest
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nah... too bored...

Anyway, how are you planning to celebrate 10,000 posts?
[Off-topic] husam666:
idk, leave this user in peace and create a new user, then wait another year and get to 10,000 :p

jk

maybe create a new thread and that's all
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Hey Milad

Screencap it for all that is good :D

Anyway, I gotta do my laundry now... damn I need to get a woman :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
lol. i'm doing the laundry too :eek:
[Off-topic] mprou:
You know where this is going right?:eek::p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nope. We're thousands of miles away... so... I'm not sure what you're getting at :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
yeah, but milad is like one country away from me

*creepy smile.jpg*
[Off-topic] husam666:
nope not that one :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
what about what we said :rolleyes: :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
about you being closer :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
no, im not :eek:

i just say some stuff for teh lulz
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Awkward...
[Off-topic] husam666:
that awkward moment when the first guy who was milking the cow was asked what he was doing to the cow
[Off-topic] idavid_:
The awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward at all :p

Swyped from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] husam666:
twitch is here? :confused:

@idave hui :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
im heading for a shower, laterz :)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
@ twitch CLICK ME!! :p also get chrome
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
he who has summoned me, has 3 wishes, speak them now, or stay silent for ever :mad:...........

SUP HUSAM!!!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
noting much LD <-- real typo xD

i thought you can't be summoned anymore

and we have to rub you first :eek:
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
haha LD, u are almost correct, max us the only one who has to rub me (dont ask where LD) any one else can summon me
[Off-topic] husam666:
never gonna ask :p

so what happened to the sig war, max couldn't beat you?
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
i forgot about that lol, yea i guess he gave up, what happened to him anyways?
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Morning guys

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[Off-topic] T.C.P:
morning watt!!!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
he disappeared :eek:

anyways, i gotta go nao, going with a friend FINALLY
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
dont forget the lube, and condom :D:D have fun
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
For all you that are wondering why your thread disapeared for a minute....it was not me ;)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
someone must b bored :p
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
I meant to delete a post not the entire thread. My bad
[Off-topic] watt9493:
That's why it took so long to refresh.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Good evening my good mistress. The hour is late, and I have finally completed my perilous quest of ironing my working clothes.

Now, I must away to my bed, and to dreamland. For it is there that I belong, lest I awaken too late in the morrow for my morning prayers.

I bid thee all, a good night, and may you rest in peace. Or pieces, if you're into that.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
aww u doin thread cleaning??
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Night sakai

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[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
All that just to say goodnight? Well, sweet dreams minion.

Oh no, only the one that said "wrong thread" or something
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
night sakai :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Is that too much crap on the right side of the status bar or its it just me?

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[Off-topic] :
I don't use internet explorer, I just left it there. :p If any of you noticed before you assumed, my dock in upper area of the desktop only has firefox on it. That's what I use to access all my need to access applications. So as far as I'm concerned, you all fail for assuming. :p

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] :
Morning (Afternoon) everyone :)

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
You fail at organization

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[Off-topic] :
How so?

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Trololololol.....glad to see the twitching nana is back.

Trolling time....who likes Hanna Montana?
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Is she dressed like a banana?! :D haha

By the way, give me some advice about my desktop? (NOT pertaining to the applications on it, but the overall design; I feel as if it's missing something.)

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] husam666:
a best friend who happened to be a guy :eek:

@erick a lube an a condom, seriously??? :eek::eek:
[Off-topic] :
It's Erick, what more can you expect? :)

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] husam666:
nothing :p

how's it going? :D
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It's going good :) I'm sitting here listening to Pearl Jam wishing I had money to buy a good fps for my desktop.

How you Husam?

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] husam666:
happy that finally someone cared about me, and i got out of the house, it's been like a week :eek:
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Spam??? :p jk husam LD how did i go?
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Where you heading off to? :D

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] husam666:
i just came home lol

@erick, what? :p
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
nada husam,

@ everyone I am suffering from the effects of using a iPhone, what is new in the android world?
[Off-topic] husam666:
im really lost nao :confused:
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Android 2.3.5

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[Off-topic] T.C.P:
thank you meatwad, i mean watt :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
how's the poisonous light bulb business going? :p
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
im out of it, college for me :D:D
[Off-topic] husam666:
oh cool, how old are you again?
[Off-topic] :
What courses are you taking, and what kinda program?

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I'm so glad you got your laptop. :D

On another note....

Hi EVERYBODY (you know who you are.... :p ;) )

Sent using two tin cans and some string.....
[Off-topic] boborone:
Morning sleepy head

-Figured i needed a signature for my phone. This is it......
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Whaddya mean sleepy head? I've been awake since 11:30 this morning... :p :p

Sent from my ENG S-Off Sensation (Pipsqueak approves of this message)
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Lol you lot r jokezz
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Y u no say hi

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Babydoll! :D I don't know why but I feel genuinely concerned for you.

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Still not as much as you

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[Off-topic] :
Word haha

Hi Watt! :)

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] watt9493:
how goes it my potassium enriched banana compadre?

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I need to use the facilities, but my Mom is talking to me :(

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Well do your business. She doesn't need to know

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Right then and now while I'm standing right next to her?! I think that's not very sanitary haha

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Y U no let me know u online?

Hi.

Sent from my ENG S-Off Sensation (Pipsqueak approves of this message)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Party to set up for, work, slacking at work

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[Off-topic] :
Why we need let you know we online?

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] boborone:
Some cat pic comes to mind

I be in ur something watching u something

-Figured i needed a signature for my phone. This is it......
[Off-topic] watt9493:
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I be in your forum, watching you fail haha I can imagine that, it'd be amazing. :D

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Good Morning

Man, I never played a song on loop in my entire life, and here comes pink floyd with their wish you were here, and I can't stop it :eek:
[Off-topic] :
You're looping it multiple times? I could never do that...Morning :)

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
morning husam, man who understands women :o :(
[Off-topic] :
Man who understands, yet doesn't have women?

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
so by that you mean, ppl who has no girl, yet they read online what its like, so they assume they know everything, but yet when they get close to a lady, they start stuttering, and cant say anything, so they go back and read how to approach a woman... etc...etc... ????? :D:D:D:D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
anyone still up? i need a new rom to flash. gonna give miui a spin again
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
is my c0ck normal size??
[Off-topic] husam666:
where did you get that idea from?:confused:

and no

hi all btw :D
[Off-topic] :
You're also full of it haha ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
I had diarrheal this morning, so I'm not full of it :mad: :p :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] :
That's....lovely, thank you haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
lulz <-- :p
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I'm currently dropping a deuce so....yeah ;):p:cool:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
it was over a long time ago, the time it happened to be exact :p

now I'm sitting on the couch wondering when will my netbook battery die

and why should I wake up at 6 :(
[Off-topic] :
You should wake up at 6 because you need to get your edumacation!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Bump! :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Nighty night Husam :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ah.... I hit a nice form yesterday with the Transformer porn. Still lulzing today about it.

No Pi day for me, but I'll get a pie for dinner as a form of celebration.
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What kind of pie good sir?

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banana cream pie?

Sent from either my N1, Nexus S or telepathically using two tin cans and some string (I still can't decide I really love string)
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Blasphemy! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Blast-pie-me?

Gosh you're sooooo full of it this morning twitch.

/innuendo
[Off-topic] :
My god, those jokes are so corny but funny at the same time :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I just had an image... of cornflakes... does that make me weird?
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Kind of but we're all a little strange in the big OT ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But who isn't?

I submit to you that normalcy is soooo rare and difficult to achieve to the point that someone has to be insane to be perfectly normal.
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I submit this button. :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] watt9493:
thats normal mee thinkks
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
really??? mmmm.. all the girls say i haz a big c0ck
[Off-topic] watt9493:
i get told the same thing..... hmmmmm
[Off-topic] husam666:
g2g now, be back soon :)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
tits or gtfo!!! o, i mean pics :p

and bye husam
[Off-topic] husam666:
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU still 15 minutes, I feel stupid :mad:
[Off-topic] watt9493:
already flashed cm7 to see what the changes were :p
[Off-topic] RinZo:
I'm here :)
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Heeeeeey :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Morning nanna family. My girlfriend comes home tomorrow, so i wont be on

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Honeycomb is better.

At least on a DZ it is. :P
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Hey Mr Dan, did you enjoy your time out? Did it give you plenty of time to think about things and are you going to be a good boy now?
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
XD lmao :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I had a hc port

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
XD

Considering how it wasn't my idea, and a certain other member of this forum also did what I did, I think my ban concerning puppies was uncalled for.

What I have learned is to use a proxy next time.

I mean.. Erm...

Never ever ever ever ever do bad things in the wonderful XDA, and always bow down to TheRomMistress.

Unless using a proxy.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Aaaww, poor watty doesn't have a dev prepared to make a Honeycomb port. How saad. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Well it looks like that certain other member went undiscovered. Thats what you get for not covering your tracks silly.

Any yes, always obey TRM, it will get you cookies. And I have found puppies while they using a proxy. Its all in the attitude :P
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
XD lmao, lesson learnt then ;)

Also [QUOTEosting LemonPartys all teh time. Expect some brilliant EelSoup, try your hand at the GoogleHammer and see if you can find my TubGirl! If you stay overnight I'll have me pet midget cook you some BlueWaffles and maybe get some MeatSpinning.

Google the bold ***. Also Not Safe For Work. Or the Sensitive **** out there. Or children. Like me... ][/QUOTE]

XDXD lmao wha?
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Yes that certain other member did. And I would've covered my tracks but teh damn proxy was slow as hell and I just gave up.

You banned both my accounts before I even had a chance to do anything :(

Anyway - COOKEHS?!?
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
XDXD lmao wha?[/QUOTE]

Um...is Daboy loose again?
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
XDXD lmao wha?[/QUOTE]

XD I'm sure that

is

a lesson learned bro.

Also - thats been there for ages. Same as the hidden penis in my sig lulz.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
If I throw a penny at you does that count?

And its pretty epic.

And I want an AndyPadPro. Spare some moneys?
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
I dont ban, and dont member who banned you. I just laugh in your face instead. Is that bad?
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
You didn't ban me? I'm guessing it was NotATreoFan then?

Also - I'm so hungry now. Anyone in Glasgow feel like delivering me some foods?
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Ooohhh Its you! Tsk Tsk....and I can't bleep oout your signature...but a SM can...lalala **running off to tell on you**
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Probably him...that sounds bout right :)
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
oooo, does that mean you are the one with a double? And you have no special points about u that would lead me to your twin...DAMN YOU PROXY
[Off-topic] watt9493:
We have a dev actively working on it, just not much use without a phone

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Aw. Is that another ban then? I'll know cos there's always half the XDA mods in the thread I get banned in... Or admins...
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
I'm so busy messing here my port has frozen. But still. Its but a side project.
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
lol, we flock to the action...and no, you can bleep out Bi^^^ and Pu^^^^ and I will leave you alone. I am feeling generous
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
I've noticed. How do you all know when something is happening? Or do mods just follow the trouble makers around?

And if I don't? :p
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
We have are ways...and...

Thems fighten words right there.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Indeeds they is.

What y'all gon do ya redneck scum? (Or something that fits into our current dialect)
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Ima take this heree report butin and shuv it up ya....MAMAAAA, this guy iz given me the troubles, get ur shot gunn! Oh and...

LMAO, literally. I was referring to having a puppy around here based on your comment of using proxies. DUH! You know double, twin, etc. The special feature was referring to your online persona/sig and what not. It is hard to find you amongst other OT ppl...but I am sure if I digged around I could figure you out.
[Off-topic] RinZo:
Any one watching any shark week??
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Two things.

1. I'm confused. You want to shove a button up my mother? Or up my dots?

2. I could pwn your ass any day. Just the fact that you're a mod and that I've / we've (the Mafia, even though I ain't in it) already been told off by mike. You know, that admin guy who would probably get pissed if I started abusing his mods.

Speaking of, does he ever stop by here?

If he does, HERRO MR BIG TOP OF TEH FORUM GUY!

Also - does getting banned a lot hinder chances of being a recognized dev? It'd be unfortunate if it did.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
I'm pretty sure that 74.134.987.13 is the same as an hour ago though.

I has me sources.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
XD back :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Dan, stop acting tough. Seriously. Youre on the internet making an ass of yourself. Grow the fvck up.

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Soz son. Didn't know I'd piss you off soo much. Its the f*** off topic and a **** thread populated with trolls.

If anything, you should "Grow the fvck up" and learn to take a joke. I'm pretty sure anyone who I've been "acting tough" to knows I'm just messing. If they don't I've either been doing well or they're being slow.

Now if you don't approve of this kinda **** either leave or tell a mod. I don't give five **** if I'm banned again. **** happens. I've learned to give and take abuse.

@m1l4droid I know. I was seeing if I could scare you. I guess you either know your IPs or you checked in fear ;)
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Ok let me see if I can get this straight.

1. The question should be..Do you want me to shove a button up your mother or should I shove it up your dots?

2. I would like to see you try :P Wait nm...the internet is capable of wondrous yet treacherous things.

3. Only if I/we (meaning the mods) flag him...but I am sure he lurks

4. What do you think? Would you recognize someone for not following the rulez?
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
goooosfrabaa
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
I have a list of IPs you have used....I dont feel like checking them ALL
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
1. I don't care much for my dots. They ain't earned me much money. Have fun.

2. XD I've scarred Jamie for life on the intaweb. How hard can anything be? :rolleyes:

3. Ah. I'm sure he would. Hello Mr Mike!

4. Well, I'm well behaved in the DZ forums. Just not here :P
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
1. are you talking about these dots?

2. Who is Jamie?

3. Hi Mike!

4. This is true. I think I only had t torture you like once over there. Not possitive tho