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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yeah, the crash would be totally awesome, but the way his ride is spec, I don't really think it was possible for a cop car to even get near him... unless there was a traffic jam.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Whats he got sakai? Im interested....

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Current car or the one he (claimed) to have crashed the cop car with?

His current ride is a soft-modded Skyline GT-R (R35), the old thing was an RX-7 with all the trimmings. With all the farting that car did, I suppose he plugged in a turbo kit or something. I just made sure that I strapped in the bucket seat real tight before he even start the car.
[Off-topic] :
+1 I wanna know too!
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Damn. I want a nice car.... even an STI and i would be happy.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I'm a guy and I drive an urban compact. It is all relative to what you want from a car. For me, it is a machine that gets me from A to B. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Haha when youre 17 its a brick and some jigglers! ;) or the explorer i have out front. Either one works

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nah... my parents gifted it to me as a graduation present. Pretty much made up for all the birthday presents I missed out on. So I'm kinda thankful that I don't have to walk or take up a loan :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I bought my own. Lucky bastard. :p

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Hehehe... of course :D

What would you choose, a car or 21 years of birthday gifts (minus 3 years he accidentally got me something)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Considering i never got poop for my birthday, AND had to buy my own car, phone, ps3, ect. Id take the 21 years of gifts

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Hehe... that'll teach you to stand up on your own. Seriously, I had a good life, and I'd be buggered to waste my headstart on carp.

So I'm going for my professional papers this year, and hope to finish on a high note :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Best of luck to you sakai. I gotta get up at 5 for school, night guys.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nights!

so many chars needed
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I'm also heading to sleep too...goodnight! :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Alright buddy, bite the bedbugs!
[Off-topic] :
That's how I get my nightly nutrition. ;)

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Why has teh guns!

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Good Mornin' y'all :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Mornin' Hus...

I nearly got into an argument with my clerks... sooooo agitated...
[Off-topic] husam666:
we all know that in the end you always win :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Because I wanted to travel across the phone line and strangle her...

But then I realized that the mistake was due to the program, which means I would now like to kill the programmers, then my boss.

And my boss.... gosh...

I gave him a report, he didn't like the layout, asked me to change it, then when his version came out, it was too congested to see anything and he realized that MY layout was much better. FML.
[Off-topic] husam666:
oh man!

can I travel across the net and kill them for you :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
The clerks work in the estate, where there is no internet... can you get across a fax transmission?
[Off-topic] :
Fortunately for you, I can ;) But it'll cost you, that's right....all the peanut butter!

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Ill make you a virtural monster truck, so you can virtually drive through said fax line, then you can do all the strangelin you want. And make a clean escape! About the boss thing, i cant really help. As my boss is as big of a d*ck

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Hey there

still loving my touch pro2
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Banned for quoting.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for mixing threads

Double banned because I did not quote :p

still loving my touch pro2
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Banned for not seeing the sarcasm.

Double banned cos I know you looked back at that post to see the sarcasm.

XD
[Off-topic] husam666:
Let me put it in a way so that YOU understand:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
You know what is fail? I got an email telling me that Bondage Engineering now follows me on Twitter.

I've never tweeted (tweeted? twat? twote?) about S&M, so what the ****?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Internet 101:

That's called a spam

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
But bro. Why bondag-- OH GOD ITS THE LLAMA!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Should that name mean something special?

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
I dunno.

I am hungry though...
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I just had kona monster and a chocolate bar for dinner. -_-

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
My head hurts and I'm hungry and it's all your fault.

Oh, wait wrong thread. Sorry. ;) :p

Hi everybody.

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[Off-topic] :
Hey babydoll! I just saw the Nexus S sense ui build in action, looks pretty cool. :p

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Really? I like Sense. I have a NS. Yay!

Edit: My phone has a mind of it's own today... Posted this b4 I was finished writing it....

Hi Twitch.

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Yeah but it's still in need of some massive development :p

How are you babydoll? I can't wait to see that Rom on our sexy s-amoled screen :)

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
My head hurts, I'm hungry, my parakeet Pipsqueak won't go back in her cage, Sparky's STILL at work... Other than that peachy keen...

How about yourself?

And yeah I wants that ROM!

AND I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! ;)

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[Off-topic] :
1. Take an aspirin.

2. Punch the bird haha

3. Eat the bird to help with the hunger. :)

4. If you want the rom, flash, flash, flash, and...flash haha

My head hurts too, quite badly. I'm going to get glasses Thursday and I don't know if I'll like them. Besides that I'm just living life as the seconds pass me, like tiny martian UFO's that fly by your face but they are so tiny you can't reach them!

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
1) I suffer from migraines ( aspirin doesn't work :(

2) No, I can' t punch the bird ( she bites)

3) if you don't like glasses try contacts... I wear them and I like them alot.

4) I'm gonna have a bowl of Reeses puffs cereal instead ;)

5) I'm too lazy to flash a ROM right now maybe tomorrow....

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1. I suffer from them too, that's why I'm getting glasses.

2. Then...grab the brick...;)

3. I would do that, but I only need it for working with computers.

4. I like that cereal!

5. Well...don't be lazy haha

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
1) then you know Treximet is a rip off...

2) Sssshhhhh She might hear you. ;)

(like I said she bites)

3) ok

4) it's my favorite cereal that and maple frosted mini wheats

5) I'm in lazy mode until Sparky shows up..... Anyone seen Sparky?

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Bricking the bird will be my new code-name for mast...urb...ation...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Now you've made my bird mad

You won't like her when she's mad...

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1. I never heard of it, but I tend to avoid pills.

2. I ain't scared of no bird! Bring it!!

3. I don't know...I like a lot of cereal haha

4. I have! I have! He's at work haha

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
1) It's a reformulation of imitrex (they added ibuprofen or tylenol I can't remember which and I'm too lazy to look at the bottle)

2) this is no ordinary bird. This. Bird. Is. Fearless.

3) cereal rocks! I changed my mind and stole another one of Sparky's pizzas :) XD

4) yeah I know :(

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[Off-topic] :
So what is your reason for banning me? Haha :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Does she turn green?
[Off-topic] :
She self destructs haha

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
I've walked like 6 miles today. Twitch, can I borrow those hamster powered roller skates?

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Ummm...... Cuz I have pizza and you don't. ;)

I can't think of the reason just now... Migraines make me fuzzy in the head...

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
ehehehehehehehehehehehehe

For both of you.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
No. Shes yellow but she gets all fluffed up and mad looking. It's scary :eek:

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[Off-topic] :
That would be hilarious to see!

@Watt, hell yeah you can! Why'd you walk so far...? :eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I'll try and get a pic or video of it... It really is freaky (she once got mad and was perched on the back of the futon and just puffed up out of nowhere and bit Sparky on the ear... :eek:

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Hahahahahaha! I wonder if she could float when she's all puffed up....:confused:

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I am of the opinion that if a pet misbehaves, I would like to smack it across the nose (I'm a dog guy) or blast his face with a strobelight.

Reminds me of a story:

A preacher bought a pet parrot from a sailor. Being blessed with "salty" language, the bird never ceases to cuss, and despite the preacher's best efforts and exhortations, the bird refuses to change its ways:

Preacher: Blessed are th-

Bird: cheesemakers!

Preacher: Thou shalt not

Bird: bugger off!

Preacher: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not wa-

Bird: wank!

After a while, even the preacher lost his patience:

Preacher: Oh bird, what shall I do to make you silent?

Bird: Waaaank!

Preacher: That's it! I'm putting you in the fridge!

The first few minutes in the fridge, the bird was still shouting profanity (which I will not repeat here unless I wanna get banned), but after a while, it went silent.

The preacher, being the kind soul that he is, decided to check on the bird and open the fridge.

To his surprise, the bird immediately sang a hymn. The preacher then put the bird back on his perch.

Preacher: So...

Bird: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned in my words.

Preacher: Ok...

And all was at peace in the household.

Many days later, the bird asked:

"Say, Father, what did the chicken did to you?"
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I dunno but she can still fly cuz after she bit Sparky she flew back in her cage (smart bird)

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Hahahahahahaha XD

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Well, if the bird pisses off sparky, I don't think he'll just end up with a dent.
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The bird will self destruct on Sparky! :eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
The bird is smart enough to hide underneath her newspaper when Sparky is mad... Besides Sparky's doesn't hurt women or animals he just looks really mad. (when she bites him) (She doesn't bite me I feed her) He did get a nice mark on his ear though...

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Heheh... kinda like myself... I get mad, I shout and scream, but I keep my hands to myself...

Does the bird poop a lot? Or smell funky? I want a new pet...
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That's every gentleman Sakai :)

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I try to be nice :D
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Thanks twitch. And my girlfriend, personal "problems", you get the idea ;-) but overall im royally f*+&ed.....

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Did Prince Charles came over? Last I heard he was screwing some broad named Kate.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Its not that kind. Gf missed her period, but thats another story.... just hope im not a daddy guys.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Whoa. Well, too late to do anything, but do you have plans?
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Ill grab a second job. Which will work out, cause im home schooled. So i can make enough money to support us, and if it doesnt happen, well im hella lucky. Considering that im 17 and shes 15 (almost 16) idk how her parents would take it.

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[Off-topic] :
I'm gonna head to sleep but you better hope you're good, you should have wrapped it up! :eek:

I mean there are other methods but that's another story and shouldn't be discussed of. :)

Goodnight, I've said my piece. :D

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Night twitch. And i did. -_- ugh.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Time to man up?

I suppose that being young doesn't excuse from responsibilities. I would also advise that you try to talk to your family (and hers). Being a grownup means accepting responsibilities and facing the consequences of your actions.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I know. I will. I wouldnt even think about leaving. I couldnt do that.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
What about her? What does she think?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Hello?

Anyone?

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yes.

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Shes scared if its actually happening. But she could just be late, or pregnant. To be honest, im scared too....

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
Can I join? :)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Anyone is welcome to join! Just put the picture in the first post in your sig/avatar so people know your part of the mafia.

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Which I see you haven't done.

(No strikethrough? :( )

Scrub that. You aren't in the Mafia. HIGH FIVE!
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I haven't been on a computer in days. Im sorry. Been a really stressful time and I haven't been home.

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Ah. So are you in the Mafia?

:confused:
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Yes. I was accepted. No time to edit avatar or sig. :/

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Ah. Its just Husam hasn't updated the first post.

Hence my thinking you weren't a member.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Thats on husam. :P sakai said i could join and so did twitch

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
I hope nobody kills me for joining without asking :p jk
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Im in the same boat. Youll be fine... on a side note what was your guys breakfast?

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Is anyone alive out there in mafia land?

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
I am...

Edit: hey husam, after what happened in the ban topic, may I request a higher rank ?

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You may request one from me :p Husam is the first poster but I'm still the leader ;)

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By the way, if anyone wants to join...even if you are accepted you still need to pm Husam and let him know so he can edit the first post :p

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
U

Ooops... sorry Don but I haven't seen you around for a while, so I though I should contact the Consigliere... I hope you don't frie me alive

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....hmm...I'll consider benevolence for today considering I'm in a good mood ;) What rank were you thinking of? :eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
What's up Twitch?

Hello Mafia

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[Off-topic] :
Hey babydoll :D I'm going to get my eyes checked out soon and hopefully get glasses. :eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
At least it should help you with your headaches. Make sure you ask your eye doctor for your prescription. (it's good to have in case you switch doctors, decide to get contacts also, it can also be a reference point for your yearly exams so you can keep track of how/if your vision is/isn't changing)

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
Well, maybe something like capo bastone , lieutenant or my own ultra powerful rank such as "the chemist" (you know like boom boom and baths of pure acid for our enemies). Anyway you are the Don, you decide ;)

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:eek: Oi!! I am still here! Even if Im away ;) hahaha :D Capo Bastono is my postition ;) :p
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Relax max, I don't want to take your place, I just thought that there could be 2 capo bastone... ;p ;)

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I'm sure there can be :) But you could be in charge of interrogations and cruel and unusual punishment :D
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Sounds tempting, but isn't that sakai's job(cook) ?

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True. Sakai is the "cook".....hmm, I'm not sure...safe cracker/heist guy?

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
Nah, I'd rather make bombs. I'm looking for something "cleaner"

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
How about.... The cleaner then? ;)

Also hehe I knew dont worry :p
[Off-topic] :
Yeah! He'll be "The cleaner" and he'll own a dry cleaner store called "The cleaners" no one will ever have guessed :eek::eek::cool:
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Sup guys? Remember I said I was trading an iPhone 4 for a Nexus S? Me being clumsy me cracked the gayPhone's screen which lead to a dent sort of thing in the screen so I'm not trading anymore. :( I'm trying to sell my HD2 to get money to get it fixed and sold though. YAY!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ouch!

Hey guys :D

@ Dexter: What did you do to deserve a higher post? Huh?
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
DOUBLE POST!!!! (I can't multi-quote properly on bloody Firefox)

Yes, it is my job. I "cook" the "chickens" until they're ready to "squawk"
[Off-topic] watt9493:
What's my "offical" position? I was thinkin something like car thief\gearhead and resident metalhead?

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
You can be the Head Gearhead.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Now I just pm husam?

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yeah, tell him the Cook says so :)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I did :P

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[Off-topic] :
I order all, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA&feature=BFa&list=SP505BA1F19CCEF7C2&index=5

:D
[Off-topic] :
Also, how is everyone? :D

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[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
I'm good. :D I've had a really good night, now I'm just up on teh inturwebz at 3am. You? :)

Btw: 1000th post next! :D Should I make a new topic? ;)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I'm having a TGIF epiphany.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yes. It's good. Remember to take a screencap.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Girlfriend is getting her period!!!!! Yes!!! She just turned out late! Although a week late but ill still take it! On a side note, my dad thinks I'm a piece of useless trash and if doesn't want me. Eh, you who some, you loose some. F@#K YEAH I'M NOT A FATHER YET!

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Heheh... now that you're feeling much better, it is time to talk about... protection.

Remember to stay safe ;)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Ik sakai. Last time i F%&K up this bad, ever. Never ever going unprotected again.

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Night guys. Gotta wake kyla up for school tomorrow since she DOES NOT wake up to her alarm. :p

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Night buddy, and take care ;)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Will do. You too sakai.

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[Off-topic] :
Congrats Watt, just remember, "Don't be silly wrap that willy." ;) You don't want a microwatt right now do you?

How is everyone else? Accident free I hope. :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I'm safe... unless my right hand is in danger of getting preggers.
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Hehe... I beat a banning n00b in the ban topic ,breaking husams 6 ban in one record....

Morning people

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nah. We do it all the time, so no higher post for you.

But I suppose I could make you the Knight Executor of Bannation. But, of course, which such a post, you may have to shoulder some responsibilities and there will be "obligations".
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Such as?

Edit:

Actually I don't want a higher rank, but a special position

so far weve got 1) the cleaner 2) the chemist 3) the knight executor of bannation (although the last isn't so mafia like )

Vote ladies 1 2 or 3

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
The Knight of Chemical Cleaning.
[Off-topic] :
Think I'll have to go with 1. That's the shortest title haha :D

How is everyone?

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
Hmm so if I'm accepted, what is my official title? :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Polisher of sakai's leather shoes.

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
man! why are you always that evil? :P

He could be the plumber XD

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
Lol

10chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Morning guys!

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
Morning (evening for me lol)
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Then good evening to you sir :P

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