yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] altae:
Thats nice he wired our non existant hq. The reason why the llamas will never defeat us is the fact we are loosely organized. There is no leader, no hq, no nothing. You cannot find us because we do not exist. The only known places where you can get in contact with us are our enterprises like the hungry llama and this thread. We are like a guerilla group. We are everywhere and nowhere. Now come and try to locate us :-)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I was more about to allude to another dimension when he asked... I was wondering how he placed a Cr-48 laptop in the spirit world...
[Off-topic] altae:
Nice. We will make that our official recipes book as soon as it's finished. Please add our famous llama gratin.
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
I am already plotting your demise you snotty little llama hunters... with ubuntu running on my nookcolor (hellyeah) anything is possible... including the end of your measly little huma kind.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!1111111!!1111111111!11111111111001100111011010100111000011100110110011000011000010001101011110111001000101101110111110101011100001011101010010110... phew
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Psh... I have ubuntu on my fridge. What's the big deal?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Watch this http://megavideo.com/?v=1UG5ETU4
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Hahahah :D :confused: :p ;)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
I have ubuntu on my toilet and you dont see me bragging about it :p

Sudo get toilet paper(enter)

hahaha lol :D :D :P :P :o :o
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Psh... your toilet is horrible...

#sudo no2

#init water jet

#init dryer

#end

and obviously you didn't get the ubuntu on the fridge joke:

I can say that to my fridge :)
[Off-topic] altae:
Good thing your toilet does not run on Windows 95. All those bluescreens would certainly lead to inadequate hygienic conditions :-)

Same thing for your fridge: All the bluescreens would probalbly force you to diet :-)
[Off-topic] husam666:
here's on more link for you

http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/vRfj4Da5o7pfLFWa
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ah well... When I used Windows for the fridge, everything was frozen. When I used it for the toilet... it hung.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Lol
[Off-topic] altae:
Still better than running your fridge on IOS. I mean you would need to get everything you want to put into it approved by Steve :-)

That would even be more difficult with your toilet which would it render quite useless :-)
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Hahaa :D

....
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Fixed it for you :p
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
www.danwilson.tk

You should join our Skype chats. They are goooooood.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Hmm... IOS fridge... If I touch it wrong, would the food spoil immediately? Or is that a new feature?
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
thats a new feature on the rumored 5.0 release od ios :D
[Off-topic] vbetts:
They denied me at Team Llama, and didn't even give me a complementary basket for showing interest. Those damn Llamas, who do I talk to so I can hunt llamas? >=[
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
No you are not denied that Guy doesn't no what he's talking about :p
[Off-topic] vbetts:
Har har, instead of cooking llamas I'm gonna cook Llama hunters.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Yeah that's the spirit down with the hunters!! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Puhleaze... wait til you've tasted a llama burger, or my llama stew. You'll change your mind mighty fast!
[Off-topic] altae:
We got llama gratin on the menu too.
[Off-topic] altae:
This will never happen. And if you really succeed in taking over power we will go underground.

See we are already doing our best
[Off-topic] altae:
Here is one more picture out of our genetic research department :-)
[Off-topic] altae:
Oh no I think we have to strengthen our air defense
[Off-topic] aegentirony:
Thats a decoy we sent in.......stuffed with Pro llama Propaganda!
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I'll volunteer ;)

Sent from my Llama powered N1 courtesy of the xda app! Llama Power!!
[Off-topic] jaszek:
We can use you for our F32 target practice.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I said I would volunteer for air defense... Not target practice! And you have to catch me first!

Sent from my Llama powered N1 courtesy of the xda app! Llama Power!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Another change of heart eh?

:(
[Off-topic] user7618:
What about the wool? If all of the llamas are killed we have to rely on subpar sheeps wool. Blech! I propose a solution, the creation of a Llama Detention Center (LDC). Any llamas wounded in the hunt or captured for interrogation would be brought here. Then, they could be farmed for that wonderful wool until they die from said interrogations or for whatever reason and made into jerky and their bones used for soup stock. We could control the world llama wool market!

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Wonderful. You should be out chief economist. I'm all in for some llama woolly blankets :)
[Off-topic] Purple Drama Llama:
ATTENTION

"Llama hunting tipps/ recipes/ anti llama interest group" IS UNDER A COURT ORDER DATED JANUARY 8 2010 TO STOP DISTRIBUTING THE "Llama hunting tipps/ recipes/ anti llama interest group" OPINIONS AND BELIEFS. A COPY OF THE INJUNCTION CAN BE FOUND

HERE

. "Llama hunting tipps/ recipes/ anti llama interest group", ITS DIRECTORS AND OFFICERS,WILL HOPEFULLY TAKE ALL STEPS TO COMPLY WITH THE INJUNCTION. WE HAVE VERY RECENTLY BECOME AWARE OF UNAUTHORIZED APPLICATIONS ON THE INTERNET PURPORTING TO USE THE "Llama hunting tipps/ recipes/ anti llama interest group" NAME. WE DEMAND THAT ALL PERSONS PART OF THE "Llama hunting tipps/ recipes/ anti llama interest group" GROUP, NAME, OR TRADEMARK CEASE AND DESIST FROM BASHING THE "Team Llama" GROUP. WE FURTHER REMIND YOU THAT THE UNAUTHORIZED UPLOADING AND DOWNLOADING OF COPYRIGHTED WORKS IS ILLEGAL.​
[Off-topic] jersey_609:
Dont you mean January 8 2011
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Haha fail :p not u :)
[Off-topic] Diamond_dawg:
Sure, but do you have the copy? till then you could come here and try some yummy dishes
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Malaysia does not recognize whichever court of law that you are attempting to serve this subpoena, so there's that.

Also, you have back-dated your injunction to prior of creation of the "Team Llama" group, which is illegal.

Additionally, you have not registered your prior trademarks in any PTO office, which I'm sure all my llama breeder friends will not agree with.

Fourthly, we have no actual organization registered with any Registrar of Bodies within any countries. You must serve such subpoena personally to each and every member. Good luck finding us. I'll be waiting at the Llama's Hump/Hungry Llamas for that.

Sincerely,

Chief Cook.
[Off-topic] user7618:
Scarfs, mittens, and socks, too! We'll be all toasty warm! But, in order for us to truly realize massive profits, we must kill all of the sheep. Or, on the ones we sell, we cut it with 60% sheeps wool and market it as 100% llama wool. People won't know the difference!

Also, any llama sympathizers captured can run the looms. Any that refuse or turn out bad products will be beaten with a llama wool sock filled with hard-boiled eggs.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I was more thinking that they should be punished by brainwashed llamas kicking their asses out... now that is gleefully ironic :)
[Off-topic] altae:
Lo and behold team llama got themselves a lawyer. Great! I think we need one too so we can sue them for the coup d'état they are planning.
[Off-topic] altae:
But before we employ any lawyers I suggest the following: I finally got my copy of "Call of Duty Modern Warfare: Reflex Edition" for Wii. What about that war we planned? Anyone still interested? I am ready now.
[Off-topic] husam666:
just a note: all the judges are in team llama
[Off-topic] altae:
NP all judges are corrupt it's only a matter of the amount :-)
[Off-topic] user7618:
Hmm... your idea is deliciously ironic! I likely!

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Gentlemen, like I said, we don't have to recognize the llama lawyers or the llama court, just like a kangaroo court does not need to re recognized by humans. I suggest that instead of spending your money on lawyers, spend your money like I did, with the following items:

I'll be at my bunker/kitchen :)
[Off-topic] nrfitchett4:
that's ok. your modules have already force closed and turned off...

what time is dinner???

:D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Dinner? Thanksgiving...

Remember the llamaturducken?
[Off-topic] sweepingzero:
I know where you are
[Off-topic] user7618:
Don't forget these:

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I was going to experiment with the kurdish roast method, where they leave the fur on the carcass to retain moisture. Unless... they are used to remove something else...
[Off-topic] user7618:
Use your imagination! :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Those are a delicacy reserved for the recently married ;) Lulz
[Off-topic] :
Team Llama fight party!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Llama hunting party :)
[Off-topic] :
Well proceed to the llama fight party thread and prepare sir.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I'm there :)
[Off-topic] altae:
Nice set of tools. And for the unlikely case that we loose the fight against the evil llamas we have a very mighty weapon at hand. Still better than letting the llamas rule xda.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I lulzed. Coworkers staring at me now :p
[Off-topic] altae:
Are your coworkers llamas :-)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
No... they are nice people... but I have a weakness for puns :)
[Off-topic] DavidinCT:
All this talk of cooking Llamas is making me hungry !

I'm thinking of DEEP FRIED Llama...Yummmm !!!!
[Off-topic] jholtom:
I love my llama skin slippers when I'm cooking. (A new Rom)

Llama is really tasty.

I am a llama hunter!! :evil laugh:
[Off-topic] nrfitchett4:
with a bloody llama mary on the side!

:p
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
I lol'ed at the pic too.... xD
[Off-topic] :
Mercy bump
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
What? You still here? We're kinda busy, what with training our penguins and all...
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Penguin skin coat lined with Llama fleece. Sounds like a marketable product...

:D
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Ummmmm... Ew.

Sent from my Llama powered N1 courtesy of the xda app! Llama Power!!
[Off-topic] user7618:
Waterproof and warm. You may be onto something here. Penguin skins just wont do. Let's use ducks or maybe seals.

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
I was thinking of baby seal skins for the pockets but i've decided to go with Panda cubs for those. :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
ATTN:​

Team llama is closed no more lame llama avatars..etc​
[Off-topic] jaszek:
WE WON!!!!!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
you didnt we rebelled :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Whoop! Whopp!
[Off-topic] jaszek:
No. Rebel and giving up are two different things.
[Off-topic] westicle:
WE WON!!!!

Scent phrum mie fone!
[Off-topic] jaszek:
Ve are moving.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=930655
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Due to the recent rise in Llama skin popularity, all Llamas have now been hunted to extinction.

Also, For Sale..

Gloves

Hats

Coats

Bags

All genuine Llama skins at reasonable prices. Everything must go!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I'm keeping my llama hat for collection purposes :)
[Off-topic] Dirk:
PICS?!? :D

Perhaps Valve could introduce them in the next TF2 update? The Engie would look particularly fetching!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
It's a private collection. We'll meet by thanksgiving for the llamturducken and then I'll show you :)
[Off-topic] altae:
Fantastic idea. You could be the official cook of the llama hunters. We would provide a steady flow of fresh llama meat and you would invent ever new llama dishes.
[Off-topic] altae:
They certainly wont hear because we are not stupid enough to label you as spy. We can also make an exception when it comes to your avatar since an anti llama one isn't really useful in your case.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Hmm... I was thinking of a llama pate too. The fat structure of the llama's back should create a wonderful marbling structure.

Sharks, all this talk of food and I forgot that dinnertime is 3 hours overdue...
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
Kkkool with a triple k
[Off-topic] altae:
You are right, time to get a fire going and grill some llama.

I will soon create a members list of the llama hunters. We got two 3 members yet (myself included) although for one member we have to keep his identity secret.
[Off-topic] altae:
First post updated. Now all infos about our group are there.

Do you like my new sig?
[Off-topic] flyboyovyick:
why are some people in this thread have team llama sigs?

undercover?

btw: can i join?
[Off-topic] altae:
We have an undercover agent (the one referred to in the members list as "secret"). His job is to infiltrate team llama and report back to us. Maybe he can also do some sabotage.

Hell sure you can join. Like I wrote we have a lot of jobs to offer. What post would you like?

P.S. Once again updated my sig.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
a trator! I shall play angry birds, then report you to the dramallama!
[Off-topic] altae:
No traitor, a fighter for the just cause.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

You are in team llama! We accepted you! I even gave you a promotion.... Don't make me fire you :D And what about the site :p;):D

http://teamllama.tk
[Off-topic] altae:
No comment on relations between our group and potential team llama members.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Come on uber!!!! Don't join them :D
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
what!!! o no you didnt.............

.........

.................

.

...................
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
yea i dont think you'd like to do that
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
I dare you
[Off-topic] Diamond_dawg:
How about roasting them?
[Off-topic] altae:
That's a nice suggestion. I like em roasted.
[Off-topic] altae:
See our strategy to cause internal disruptions in team llama is starting to work. It's only a matter of time until they will be defeated.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
I think you should eat a llama packed with live C4.

I'm sure it'd give a great taste.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
+1 :D:D:D

Definatley ;p
[Off-topic] nrfitchett4:
wait, I have to apply? I thought being on their official hated listed made me an automatic member?

I think a nice llama shoulder roast in the crock pot with potatoes, carrots, and onions would make a great sunday afternoon meal.

(grabs his rifle and heads over to the llama nation thread...)

:D:eek::D
[Off-topic] altae:
Beeing on their hatelist clearly qualifies you as a llama hunters member. I will set you on our list as honorary member. Feel free to choose whatever post you like.

Your proposal for a llama dish sounds tasty. You should contact our cook.
[Off-topic] altae:
Here's another suggestion for a nice llama dish: What about llama gratin?
[Off-topic] westicle:
I want in. I can be chief llama testicle remover. Castrate so no more birthing!

Scent phrum mie fone!
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
lol best llama hater yet :D ^^^
[Off-topic] westicle:
Lemme get my official title goin on!

Scent phrum mie fone!
[Off-topic] Diamond_dawg:
I waant to be the Hunter...
[Off-topic] Master™:
Llama Delight

What you will need:

-1lb of freshly killed llama

-1 pinch of salt

-1 pinch of pepper

-2 Potatoes

Instructions:

-Take your freshly killed llama meat & cut it into 1inch x 1inch chunks

-Boil water on your stove top

-Put the freshly killed llama & dump it into the water

-Cut your potatoes up into chunks and dump them into the water

-Put a pinch of salt & pepper into the water

-Stir & cook for aprox 45mins

--Team Llama Hater Club--
[Off-topic] Diamond_dawg:
Now that sounds delicious
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
hmm... you guys should really get a website... make one at weebly.com and get it redirected via dot.tk...

weebly requires no skill what so ever by the way (how do you think i made the team llama one :p)

also ... anyone here got age of myth??
[Off-topic] nrfitchett4:
oooh, love me some gratin!!!

LOL!

And I wish to be director of Llama Interrogation. Before we give them to westicle, I can threaten them with castration to get vital llama secrets, then pass them over to chief castration officer anyway!!!
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
[Off-topic] husam666:
you can kill llams by joining team llama and stop fighting them :D;)
[Off-topic] altae:
Wish granted. You are officially hired as chief llama testicle remover. Congratulations.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
But :eek: I made you sig westi :eek: I made it :eek:
[Off-topic] altae:
Accepted. I updated the list, you are now our director of llama interrogation. I hope you can apply some experimental interrogation techniques. If you haven't got enough creative ideas feel free to consult our friends in Langley. I'm sure they will be able to help you out.
[Off-topic] altae:
Done. You are our hunter from now on. Get us some fresh llama meat. Oh wait could you bring in some of em alive? So our director of interrogation and the chief testicle remover can do their jobs?
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Could a mod please close this thread, It is simply a hate thread wanting death to another species (llama in this case) :rolleyes:;):p:D
[Off-topic] altae:
What do you guys think? Do we need a website?
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Yes. So team llama can ddos it.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
This reminds me of iPhone-developers and xda-developers :p:rolleyes:;):D
[Off-topic] altae:
See the evil llamas are trying to bring up the existing powers against each other so they can easily take over xda. We have to work even harder to stop them.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
You guys should have an animal.

To us, you are llama haters.

To you, we are llamas.

FIND A DAMN ANIMAL SO WE CAN HATE YOU!

Calm face... Calm face...
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
I think team llama may have found the cure to OCD rom flashing :eek: (Apart from the fact i cant flash yet but eh) ;):D:D:D
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
How bout team ass???
[Off-topic] altae:
You are the llamas and we are the hunters. I don't think any kind of animal is very fond of hunters. So this should be enough of a reason to hate us :-)

Serious on: I don't hate anybody it's just for fun. Only wanted to clarify this once and for all. Serious off.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
We know you love us.

And we love you.

No homo.

No bestiality.

XD
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Your all nuts!! Oh by the way...can I join?? :-)
[Off-topic] altae:
Hell sure you can join! What would be the post of your choice? Based on your comment I suggest chief therapist. Maybe the llamas are in fact "illamas" and their insanity can be cured :-)
[Off-topic] westicle:
Mac max is allowed to keep one of his balls, since he made my sig. Now pick max, right or left

Scent phrum mie fone!
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
hahaha! :D

Umm.... I'll keep my left one ;) :p
[Off-topic] westicle:
Lol, left it is!

Scent phrum mie fone!
[Off-topic] altae:
I see you take your job seriously. That's what we wanna see :-)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Can i join the llama hunters, i want to learn your methods so that i can be safe:p
[Off-topic] altae:
Has someone become afraid for his balls?
[Off-topic] husam666:
umm no :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
:( :eek::eek::eek:
[Off-topic] altae:
So your only goal is to spy and report to team llama our tactics. Hmm, we might want to introduce an extra hatelist just for you :-)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
i want to join to so that way when i get mad at some of our team peoples i can take them out. Pretty please??? ill take you off the hater list :D :o :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
why are u sad im not joining :D:)

you can do that:eek:, cuz if you do that would be great :D:cool:
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
O i no, put my name as P.T.C that way no one will ever suspect me, i mean him of being Me :D :o
[Off-topic] altae:
Wish granted. You got your special hatelist now.
[Off-topic] altae:
I could make a list of "maybe" sympathizers for you.
[Off-topic] altae:
Got an idea. Maybe both of us could appoint an ambassador. They would try to negotiate a peace treaty :-)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
ok i apoint me for ambassador :p what are my needs???............lol
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Nope.

We will not agree. Unless there are cookies.

And full control over XDA
[Off-topic] altae:
You have to be able to say bad things in charming words. It's called diplomacy.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
and eel soup for max abd husam!!!!
[Off-topic] altae:
You just brought up a complete new llama dish: Llama cookies (I wonder what they taste like) :-)
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
I've found more recipes than the llama haters have! :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
like eel llama soup?
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
what!!!! thats just wrong
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
When you go on skype we'll tel/show you.. it was some dirty trick from dan :p:D;)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
i no i was their, it made me sick in my tummy
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Man that was good.

NSFW.

NSFC.

Not Safe At All.
[Off-topic] husam666:
have you seen this link www.AntiLlamaTeam.tk
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
But www.danwilson.tk is waaay better.
[Off-topic] nrfitchett4:
begging for your balls makes you a weak llama!!! ;)

If there was ever a species to kill.... :)

websites sound like work. It might take away from llama hunting and eating time.

Make sure you send him for interrogation first. I borrowed my hospital's mammography machine and changed the settings from breasts to testicles!!! I'll "squeeze" the info out of him.

Then you can have what's left of the right testicle.

Maybe "he" doesn't have any.

Macarony Max
[Off-topic] jaszek:
Dip it in eggs, bread it, throw it on the pan on low heat.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Llama recipes

Sorry for being absent over the weekend, I was too drunk/elated with my new GPU to care about anything other than overclocks and benchmarks :)

As an apology llama hunters, I will be posting FULL llama recipes in this here post. Keep in mind that these recipes are quite genuine, and will work if you substitute llama with horse-meat (yes, some inspiration there), beef and/or lamb. Beef seems to work best.

But first, an intermission...

Some people might say that we (the llama hunters) hate llamas. The opposite is actually true. WE LOVE LLAMAS. Why? Go around to Paris, or New York and look for food connoisseurs and gourmands that specializes in one specific food type. Let's say, Kobe beef. Yeah, they're killing them Kobe bovines, but you don't call them Kobe hates. You call them Kobe LOVERS. And without further ado...

Introduction:

Llamas are often used as pack animals in the South American countries. They are also known to produce milk that are often used to produce cheese. A little research found them to be quite similar to beef:

http://www.exoticmeatsandmore.com/llama.aspx

Notable differences is that llama meat is leaner (thanks to heritage as a pack animal) and slightly sweeter. Overall the taste should be very similar and hard to differentiate unless you are a meat afficianado. And yes, llama is considered a red meat.

As such, most recipes will be drawn from my experience cooking with beef, as my fridge/schedule couldn't fit a llama at the moment.

Llama Root Stew

p/s: Click that thanks button if you tried this recipe and loved it. For real.
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
check this: http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=892765&page=55

you damn llama haters... soon our name will be seen everywhere :D MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA