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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Damn Unlucky :D Banned because We've got today off still, And friday, and the monday after that XD :D Whole UK has :D :D :p
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
**** you ban. :(
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because I have to wake up at 530 for school and then work until midnight all week and we have state test this week :/
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I had to work today too. Fistbump.
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
banned for working.... Its easter monday (thus Anzac Day in Australia) today :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I have no choice... it's not a public holiday here...
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned from geometry class.

Three more ****ing hours... ugh.
[Off-topic] melvinchng:
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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
**** off ban.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for saying that to an alien speaking code
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm tired...I'm gonna sleep!

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because xda app did not work on my netbook after I busted my a$$ trying to get internet through bluetooth tether just because wifi doesn't work :mad::mad:

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because it's 4 where you are? :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for knowing correct time, yet why does you still fail?! :eek:

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because Yes!!!!!!!!! :D Double ban because I haven't failed in a while :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you failed when getting that Nvidia instead of the ATI...like I suggested! :mad:

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because I'm not getting Nvidia :confused: I havn't got anything yet but going ATI :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I like nvidia more than ati, its simply better :p

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because Nvidia can get so hot it cooks steak :p

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because my board doesn't support SLI, plus you have to have 2 cards for 3 screens, Plus a 6950 looks badass xD
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because thats a reason to go for Nvidia ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because cooking steak is good, just not on your video card, that's not safe haha

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because lol, If I stick my old CPU cooler on my CPU I can get 90c when video encoding, Is that hot enough? :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I have to change the subject

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're all kinds of fail today. :p

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because there are more fails that I did not mention :(

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because....that's sad :p YOU HAVE THE CURSE! That explains EVERYTHING Maxey!

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because no, it's just babydoll messing with my brain with her telepathy skills :mad:

Double banned because for some reason the word curse reminds me of escape the fate :confused:

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because you shouldn't try and lay the blame on the doll :p:D

Double banned because I wanna listen to Escape the Fate now :(

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you brought the flood

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[Off-topic] :
Banged because the old ETF > than the new ETF :eek:

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm not banged :mad::mad:

Double banned for listening to screamo

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because swype makes me lol :D

Double banned for listening to Hannah Montana. :eek:

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because she's good :D

Not!

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[Off-topic] Purple Drama Llama:
Banned because you used to think she was good!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for posting unedited picture of her :D

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[Off-topic] Purple Drama Llama:
Banned because that was edited...... :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for excessive use of disturbing imagery.
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I'm ****ting.

Again, yeah.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I'm having my breakfast.
[Off-topic] twiz0r:
Banged because I need to eat dinner

Swyped via my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
[Off-topic] :
Banned because swype still makes me lulz :)

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because Swype gets better as you use it
[Off-topic] :
Banned because swype is like fine wine, it's bitter at first, but then you realize how awesome it is...then you get drunk and say stupid sh!t :D:D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for some drunk $#!@+
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned for too many $%&*+

:b

Sent from my ADR 6300 with the power of the energizer bunny.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because those are called characters haha

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I just told a girl, きみは美しいですね！

My friend told me how to say that. Gotta memorize it. "You are beautiful." Perfect way to score points.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that actually means "I'm going to rape you at night." :p

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because...

...

...

... Well. Um. No.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it should be this:

あなたは非常に醜いです
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't know any Japanese, or calligraphy :(
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned cuz he was going for a word of the sh!+ variety and put too many characters in place. :b

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[Off-topic] boborone:
Banned for killing two stones with one bird.

What's better than ten dead babies in a trash can?

Sent from a super smooth captivate running andromeda
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
A night with your mom in bed? And banned for asking a question in the banning thread
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for disgusting imagery.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Banned for a weak mind.

A One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Sent from a super smooth captivate running andromeda
[Off-topic] Emacore:
Banned for having captivate

@Motorola Milestone 2
[Off-topic] boborone:
Banned for weak ban of the day

Sent from a super smooth captivate running andromeda
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ban of the day is mushroom soup. Take it or leave it.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned cuz ill leave it thanks. :-P

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[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because GTFO
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned because thats not a nice way to end my awesome day. :b

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it is. Take it as an instruction, one word at a time. That's absolutely awesome.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me run out of reasons

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for running with scissors.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because its perfectly safe when you have the blades pointed to your eyes :)

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[Off-topic] lordxentris:
Ban them all :P
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banning the pokefan.
[Off-topic] janisarian:
Banned for banning banners..
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for banning banners for banning banners

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
Banned because banners are something completely different :rollseyes:

This post changes everything. Again.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for the wrong usage of the roll eye emoticon

its :rolleyes: (without an S)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm not gonna read all that :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it could have gone to infinity.
[Off-topic] husam666:
top:

Console.WriteLine("Banned for using an infinity loop");

goto top;
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for using code to cheat your way to infinite.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it's the easiest way :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for making a statement that I'm forced to agree with.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I forgot my walkman at home and now I'm on the bus sitting alone and not listenening to pink floyd :(

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because your pathetic attempt at editing has been foiled. Badly.

Check the Mafia thread ;)
[Off-topic] husam666:
banned for mistaking threads
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because crossing threads is fun!
[Off-topic] :
Banned for enjoying cross dressing :eek: I had no clue Sakai....

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[Off-topic] husam666:
banned for using email notifications to make me fail
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the fail is too epic. You couldn't escape from the universe when it decides you should fail that epically.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you bullied the hell out of Husam, which just....makes my day :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I am the vengeance, I am the night, I am morbidly obese, I am Fat Man! :D

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being a perfect example of an american: fat, gamer.... :p

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because... yeah, I'm fat. I'M WORKING ON IT. SORT OF. MAYBE.

... In other news, I feel amazing~~
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because nobody asked you about how you feel

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
... *sobs* ban
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for a tiny ban

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned because I love your signature

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Study hall ban.

So bored.

Pokemon time.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I hope that your teacher take your phone :p

Jk, that would be horrible :eek:

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Oh God, I would die.

Banned because I know where and when I'm allowed to use my phone!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you use it when you're not :rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because, actually, no, I have a MASSIVE petrifying fear of losing this phone.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because welcome to the club :D

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because the Gears 3 beta is amazing, and that's coming from someone who ****ing despised Gears 2 multiplayer.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not saying what gears is

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because Gears of War...?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it's been ages since I last played a real game :(

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Sympathy ban. :(
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for feeling others pain :p

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because I think you mean feeling for others... other wise... Woaah! Keep your hands to yourself :eek: :D :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because WTF is wrong with people today, stop hating me :eek:

:D

Jk

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because it's everything hahha :D :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you have to go and kill ot :(

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned because I just flashed a new rom

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I don't remember the last time I flashed

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned for amnesia. Double banned for not changing a Rom on your tp2

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Geometry class ban!
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Hey! I miss the toilet bans. Banned

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me want to use the toilet :mad:

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I really have to piss and I refuse to use school toilets.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned cause i agree ban

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because if there are toilets in the library (if it was huge) use them, cuz nobody goes there, so they are clean ;):p

Tis what I do :D

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because this library sucks. :'(
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you should sneak into the teachers room ;)

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[Off-topic] Davixxa:
Banned Because of you dont develop roms.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I used to develop my own once

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because saame.. But they were private :cool:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because people does better job than us ;)

Also mine was full with warez :D

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned because that would get you banned

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
hahaha Mine had a lil in xD Yeah.. It's easier to let other people do it :p I change mine around a lil sometimes but eh xD
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not banning

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because damn! Is his the real thread or not? :p
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for thinking any thread other than ones created by a Mafia member matters! ;)

Sent from my Nexus S because it decided to play nice....or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because Haha We need a mafia 3 word story :p
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned because the 3 word story is mostly mafia. Double ban because we need a mod/admin in our ranks

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned cause I shall try. I'm friends with NotATreoFan and we live in the same town. :P :D

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
In which section is he mod?(currently on xda app, so I can't check)

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Banned because you can check, just find his profile :p

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't think he can accomplish what I dream of....:eek: We're not going any further than that haha Hey M_T_M! ;)

Edit: THAT VIDEO IS HILARIOUS! :D

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned because i dont know what requirements a mod would have to meet

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because being a mod is a thankless job. Just look at Dan.... You try moderating THAT. ;)

Sparky says Hi. :)

Sent from my Nexus S because it decided to play nice....or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.
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Banned because I'd ban Dan :p
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for agreeing with me, neighbor... ;)

Dan is bad. Bad, bad Dan.

(He wants me to video me slapping Sparky in da head)

Sparky says Hi. :)

Sent from my Nexus S because it decided to play nice....or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
I agree. Only a day at a time though

Banned cause i agree

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned for not banning(I saw the edit)

Cheater..

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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned cause i forgot what f$%#@+ thread i was in

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Banned because there are no openings for mod positions as of right now :(
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for wanting to deal with the likes of Dan....

Why would you want to do that?

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult. Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned for nit seeing the joy in that

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for having eyes

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned cuz....well, you know. ;)

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because excessive telepathy almost destroyed my brain yesterday and made me full of fail :mad:

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because...Pikachu approves :p
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because Pipsqueak beat Pikachu up. Didn't you hear?

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because that's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil hat when I'm working!

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I now must kick your bird, I apologize but it is the right thing to do :cool:
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned cuz you will lose your foot and won't be able to do those awesome ninja moves. Pipsqueak bites!

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you were the one who told me that ur tin foil proof

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Well, banned for interfering with my evil plans using telepathy... Still it should afford you SOME protection...

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because her unlimited data plan just capped so the mind reading won't work correctly if there is interference like tin foil :D

@Babydoll, I'll wear steel toe boots :cool:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I was wearing this hat the whole day if that what you mean :p

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for THAT hat ;)

JK :p

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because my data plan is UNCAPPABLE! (is that even a word?)

Edit: Twitch: not good enough, this IS PIPSQUEAK we are talking about...

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it's the best protection from you :eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because NO ONE is safe from me! :eek: ;) :p

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Except me. My hair protects meh

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because omg you're right :eek:

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[Off-topic] idavid_:
Banned because I have to use Button Savior because my hardware keys are broken :mad:

This post changes everything. Again.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Banned for improper button pressing. :b

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it's called the reset button :p

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you keep popping out of nowhere :mad:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for giving advice.

Even in jest.

Watt: Wrong! Nothing can protect you from my all powerful telepathy

(just ask Husam)

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because not even a 10 inches thick lead and concrete wall :eek:

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
How about a 2m Pb wall

Edit: forgot to. ban. Again .

iSleep go now bye

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Banned because I am safe from your telepathy, I lack a mind for I am just a simple fruit ;)

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because....

No. No one is safe from my power of telepathic spam!

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Useless, she's strong I tell you

Banned for forgetting to ban

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[Off-topic] Chandelure:
Banned because your post is # 11385.

Post number 11385 must NEVER GO OFF TOPIC.

God damn it, by the time I posted, like 3 other people already had...
[Off-topic] :
Haha Banned for not being quick enough...being slow isn't always the best thing :D

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because people talk in a loud and slow way with him ;)

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because they do that with me too...:eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for making people talk to you like that ;)

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[Off-topic] husam666:
BBBAAAAAANNNNNDDDD CAAAAANN YOOOUUU UNDERSTAAAAAANND?

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because it gets boring having normal conversation! We must scream! AND YELL! AND KUNG FU FIGHT!

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because speaking about kung fu, where is ipanda?

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for bringing up good questions, maybe Poland?

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for lolpoland
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because he and jam live 10 minutes away from each other (f***ed up grammer I know)

10 post limit for the off-topic or close xda
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for knowing that!

Sent from my N1 cuz my NS wants to be difficult.(or I killed it's battery) Or telepathically cuz I can read your mind...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you're high and we're not, give us some dope :mad:

10 post limit for the off-topic or close xda
[Off-topic] rr5678:
Banned because the XDA servers will never die :p

(in my delusional world :p)
[Off-topic] willsnews:
Banned for the second emoticon having a double chin

Times never wasted when your getting waisted
[Off-topic] :
Banned for spelling incorrectly and having a false quote. :D
[Off-topic] rr5678:
Banned for not seeing that that sentence has parenthesis around it :p

Banned for banned :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for improper banning :mad::p:D
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for having mixed emotions about the person you banned :) :p