yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for the lameness coming from your post....

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
I ban myself for posting within twitch's quote. :-D
[Off-topic] Steven855:
banned because I have no idea why we are talking about hippos anyway
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for having no idea about twitch's fantasy about babanaaaaaaassssssss :)
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
What is a babana? Banned!
[Off-topic] AJC3 Designs:
Baby Banana? I am guessing....
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Lol! Maybe youre right but look man, this is a very important thread and, if you can't stay within the subject matter, I'm afraid you'll have to be... wait for it... wait for it... BANNED! :-D
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Really like that Droid in space wallpaper, btw. But you're still banned. ;-)
[Off-topic] overground:
Banned because Muppets in Space is much better.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's piiiiiiiiigs in spaaaaaace!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because pigs can't do well in space. They are too busy trying to save their bacons.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for mentioning bacon in front of an American, you know we love that **** haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for loving ****.

Double banned because I didn't know

Triple banned for the lulz that came out of it

p/s: It's amazing how a quote could be completely r@ped and then reprogrammed to cause embarrassment, don't it?
[Off-topic] :
Banned for thinking that I got embarrassed. :p You think that of embarrassing?

You have never met me...I mind rape people making them look like complete a$hholes. :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because your sig is a prime example.

Double banned because I do it too. Look at my full sig.

Triple banned because I do it three. Remember the pair of ducks?
[Off-topic] :
Banned for knowing the truth...:eek:

Double banned for having that same sick pleasure of making people look stupid as I do.

Triple banned because I do remember...and that link was cool! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the pair of ducks thing was best used with Schrödinger's cat. Then the pun is complete.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your style of jokes reminds me of Abbot and Costello...I think I already said that though...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Banned for commuting violent sexual crimes against defensless quotes.
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Banned for beating me to the banning. :(

Both of you!
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not being quick enough! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because enough... sometimes, just isn't enough. How much is enough anyway? Could it be represented in algebraic form, like 0.9(enough)?
[Off-topic] :
No, it would be more like 9(30x^ enough).

Banned for not knowing these things!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the correct equation that sums up my life is:

$=/=(enough)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for one upping me! :mad: I should have thought of that :(:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because that's what happens to all my ideas... there's this idea for a really cool movie in my head... but it'll never see the light of day because I can't still long enough to flesh out the entire story.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being just as spastic as I am :P

Double banned for making me correct you!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banning plastics. Don't you know that they are bad for our environment, like really bad? The other day, I was like, going through the mall and stuff, and you couldn't believe how much plastic was in the mall. It was like, a whole mountain of that stuff, and I heard that there's like an island in the Pacific Ocean that was ALL PLASTIC. I was thinking, "Oh. My. God." that's a HUGE load of plastic just floating around. And did you see that movie Oceans Eleven, or Twelve or something, cause I didn't. I think I lost count around eight. Oh yeah, eight is like, a lucky number for the Chinese, you know. It's kinda like lucky number seven, but they like eight. So, they'd go like "Eight, eight, eight!" or something in the casinos or something. Oh, did you ever made it to Las Vegas? I was totally going to go to Vegas but when I heard the TSA was, like, groping people around before they let them on the plane? I was, like, totally not cool with that so there's NO WAY I'm gonna pay to get some under-educated troglodyte touch my junk. By the way, you know most of the junk in our landfills are not biodegradable because they are made of plastics? Yeah. Hey, ain't it cool right, that talking about plastics brings us right back round to plastic? Wait, that's...
[Off-topic] :
Banned for rambling on like a pre-teenage girl! My lord you sound like my little sister haha Cut back on the coffee friend.

Double banned because I haven't been to Vegas.

Tripled banned because I see what you did there...:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I'm laughing too much at my own exploits.... here's another one:

Banned for needing a hint: Say it all loud, really fast.

Banned for needing another hint: It's a song.
[Off-topic] mad-murdock:
Banned for you two making me laugh when getting up.

Banned for listening to culture club

Banned for implying there are karma chameleons

Banned because i world have known the answer without a clue

Swyped with cyanogenmod 7 powered HTC Desire HD. Excuse typos.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for laughing. Humour is a serious business.

Banned because, for a side note, today is when I'm hitting one of my best forms in terms of humour.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because Humor is a dangerous business too....ask the Clown mobsters haha

Double banned because it'll all be downhill after this...:rolleyes::D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for cursing my comedic genius. Even if I fall, I will rise up, stronger, better and funnier.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your lack of faith disturbs me....

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I think that is the best demotivational poster ever :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it has made the rounds soooo many times :)
[Off-topic] :
Yeah but it's still awesome haha

Banned because the old things are always the best things :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
banned because im black...uh ... I mean back :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for drinking while banning ;) That's dangerous stuff mister haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for stuffing the mistress.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for the bad pun haha It's too early for that! :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not being specific. Is it too early for bad puns, or is it too early for stuffing the mistress?
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not realizing that it's too early for both haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
It's 4pm on a Friday afternoon. I've just donated blood and had a cup of cocoa. The air-cond is cool, and my colleagues, colder.

The crisp sound of the copier machine struggling with my reports, and sheer frustration that my boss would want to make infinitesimally small changes to an already perfected document grates on my nerves.

I wish that I have more time, and I wish that time would fly. Too much stress over the week, and much more to come.

Some good news on Monday, that I passed my exams, but the joy was tempered by the grim horizon; there are four more papers to come. Still, a little congratulatory pat on the back is at hand.

As I stare at the clock, and back at the printer... I wonder what would I do if I had all the time in the world. What would I do... And then, like Edison's light bulb, old and clichéd and totally irrelevant to the current discussion, it dawned on me like the Black Obelisk from the 2001: A Space Odyssey...

I Ban You
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned for your loooooooooooooooooooooong post, can´t even make a quote of it
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not snipping. Also;

frowns upon your in-acceptance of long stuff.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for liking long stuff :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because long cat is displeased with you :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] substancer:
banned.

just because i want to!
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should have a better reason than that!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you should have a better reason than that!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for your mimicry! Gtfo! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for your mimicry! Gtfo! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
You know what? Banned from the mafia if you mock me once more!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not allowing me to copy you :(:p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't like being mocked :p

Don't test me haha ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for quoting green day :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because Green day is an awesome band :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] substancer:
banned because you're using t-mobile :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
German auto-ban!
[Off-topic] :
Banned because this thread has lasted an awfully long time :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you want us to forget our favourite thread :( (notice the U :p)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for thinking that, I implied no such thing!

Double banned for adding the "u" learn American english haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
Banned for lieing.

Technically they live in ireland.

Not england.
[Off-topic] bruno1211:
Banned for living on an island...

Wait... You two live in the same country, but you (JJ) live in England and he (MacMax) lives in UK???
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
The UK is the whole thing and england is just england.

Banned for asking questions :)
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
banned for confusing people about UK and GB :p
[Off-topic] bruno1211:
Banned for complicating things

Wales + England + Scotland + N. Ireland (missed something?) = UK a.k.a. GB

Why not just GB???
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because i prefer the look of the GB flag to the England flag ;) :p
[Off-topic] bruno1211:
Banned because banning me for lame reason :p
[Off-topic] orb3000:
I bann myself for 30 hrs. because I need it!

starting just now...

Ce ya :D
[Off-topic] TangoChen:
Banned for not adding such a hot thread to front page:p
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because it is on the front page ;)
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
Banned for being with vodafone :)
[Off-topic] bruno1211:
Banned for being with T-Mobile :p:p:p
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Banned for hating on TMobile.. :p
[Off-topic] bountyhunter644:
Banned cause this is the first time i've posted here since i signed up in 1/09
[Off-topic] Master™:
Banned for not posting since you joined back in 09..
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
Banned for banning someone while having the morning stiffness.. You should always piss first thing in the morning
[Off-topic] chopper the dog:
What tha, Dude you are banned for suggesting how M_T_M should handle his junk in the morning.

good day.
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
That goes for everyone.. banned for not taking my unprofessional opinion seriously..

Sidenote, people call me junk all the time.. I'm gonna laugh and think of morning stiffness everytime it happens now..
[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Banned for lowering the tone of this highly important and on-topic discussion of bans :p
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
I apologize and retract my ban. Please forgive me...

No, but really, I ban you for the hell of it..
[Off-topic] Mehu:
Banned for double banning.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not double thinking before banning
[Off-topic] starfire9xyz:
Banned for not accepting an earlier ban.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not banning earlier than expected because we accepted the fact that you didn't ban :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it looks like you smile a lot :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I do smile quite often :) I'm ignorant to the ignorance that surrounds me on a daily basis haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
banned because u spend 35% of the day on the toilet :rolleyes: :o
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I averaged that out of a year not a day :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for trying to discriminate yourself :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I think you used discriminate incorrectly.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] milpan:
Banned!

Banned because Im a n00b!

- Lets allow no know people onto the forum ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're a noob!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you are a noob too :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being delusional :mad::D You should know I'm no noob ;):p

Double banned for insulting a banana! :eek::eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being a boob
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for calling somebody a noob.

I just needed to get in to this thread. :p
[Off-topic] kaze06:
Banned for bad reasoning :)
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for thinking your reasoning is better............:(
[Off-topic] :
Banned for thinking anyone's reasoning is "better"....this is xda haha AND it's off-topic :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned fire using unlicensed seasoning that is not approved by the FDA

Snet from me HTC Dserie using lé XDA app. Excuse typoz.
[Off-topic] AndroidTipster:
I ban all those not using super amoled screens!!!!

Sent from my super charged Galaxy S Mesmerize.
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for being a plastic junkie

HTC Vision Baby
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for not owning a HD2. Best phone ever. :D
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for being a member of the delusional club!!! ;) :) :) :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because for once me and you agree on something :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for always arguing with each other
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned because that is about to change, twitch153 and I are now best buds...............;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...we are...? :eek: Where is said treaty? And I want treaty cookies haha :D;)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being shocked :eek:
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for saying the word 'bud' bud!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for saying that I'm a flower :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for reminding me about wolverine...:p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for simultaneously banning with me!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I banned before you :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because we both banned at 8:31 haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you have that ignorance thing in every post. :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not realizing that is my xda app signature. Why aren't you smiling?

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it was page 666 :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for your obliviousness!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm bored to death :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not being constructive, find something fun to do :D Learn something!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for being on XDA on your phone too much!

It says I'm on a Nexus One but I'm really on a HD2. My phone is just that cool.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm always on my phone, what's the point of having a phone and not using it?

My phone is really a Nexus One so I'm cooler :cool:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
I am too, but not XDA. ;) Banned for not being able to run.WP7 on your phone. :p
[Off-topic] designfears:
Banned for encouraging people to use WP7
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I'm not. Its a horrific OS and couldn't stand the whole OS. Its just an option on my phone. ;)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for teasing me with your HD2 :( :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you need a new phone, badly haha :p

Also banned because WP7 blows!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because NY screen is acting up and it keeps going blue and then freezing! Only got it replaced today. :p why does the back of my iTouch feel like a dildo right now?
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because blows can mean good or bad. :p
[Off-topic] akaine2001:
Banned for participating and name =/
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that made no sense haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for hahaing :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you like cracks!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for insisting on giving me something I don't want :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should still learn!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I have to go to school now :(, cya later :)
[Off-topic] hockeyaddict:
banned for being emo
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being an addict, you need to go to HAA ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] hockeyaddict:
ban myself for being stupid
[Off-topic] urbanengine1:
banned for banning yourself
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not allowing him to be emo...:o

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7IxliAPjAk
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that skit is older than dirt.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for eating my dust :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because another bites the dust
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for having the numbers 6 and 9 in your post #.
[Off-topic] EleCtrOx666:
Banned for noticing useless things.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm eating bacon and eggs and you are not ;):p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] benz0076:
Ok really....you should all be banned for using the xda servers for crap threads like this
[Off-topic] :
Banned for partaking in something you abhor. If you got a problem don't get on the thread :p As far as I know no one is holding a gun to your head.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because I just moved my room round :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I just...farted haha :p:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for farting again!

HTC Vision Baby
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not understanding! I can't help it! It's gas! Haha I blame the duck that travels behind me!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] rr5678:
Banned because I'm not smiling because my ignorance made me jump out an airplane! :p
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I'm sitting here waiting for my phone to flash a ROM... Btw, I like your sig. ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because the HD2 is a good phone but I don't know...I don't really miss it haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you whore this thread out to get your post count up! :p xD

Yeah I love mine, but I'm just finding it so time-consuming, trying new ROM's like everyday. I think I'm going to try get my hands on a Desire Z. :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for insulting me like that! I have no use for post count, it serves no purpose to me!

Double banned because the hd2 lacked stability to me :p

Triple banned because I want a G2...:)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you said outrageous statements (lol).

Unbanned because we want the same phone, and the same great tastes. :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for unbanning me that defeats the purpose of this thread haha ;)

Double banned because the g2 is an awesome phone so of course we're gonna have that same great taste haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for living in the US where it's the G2 and not the Desire Z with that sexy fast boot. ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because either way my phone is better than your phone. ;) I prefer milestone phones, I don't know why...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because mine is HUGE. ;) lol. Haha I probably would too if Motorola continued to release phones in Europe by carriers. :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because bigger isn't always better ;) haha

Double banned for misinterpreting what I said when I said milestone devices :P

Triple banned for making it to easy to ban you haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
I think I might just have to take out my BANHAMMER for banning me so much. Banned for banning me thrice in one post. :p

What did you mean by milestone then lol?
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm Thor! Gawd of ban! Only I can own the real banhammer haha

Milestone: http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=milestone&o=0&l=dir

Haha ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you used a GoW reference (I think). :p

Oh, I get you now! So like phones like the G1, N1, Atrix (first dual-core) etc? :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Curb-stomp ban. Now where's my chain-saw assault rifle.
[Off-topic] rr5678:
Banned because I bet you gave it up before MAGLDR showed up :p

Banned for having an illegal weapon. BAD! :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I gave it up after MAGLDR, but shortly after, about a month.

Double banned because illegal weapons are always the best! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because when weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have weapons.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because we're mobsters...does it matter what the law is? Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] J4CC3B:
Banned for laughing at your own question!
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not realizing it was a hypothetical :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] J4CC3B:
Banned for making the adjective hypothetical a noun in your post. :)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because we said so. It's been a bad day and it's only 11am, so stop messing with us mobsters. Capishe?
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's okay Sakai heel :) It's all fun and games in this thread. :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
banned for mentioning sakai's heels, what if he lost his legs in war :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because maybe sakai is the guy in front of the tank?! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I nearly committed murder this morning. I certainly did in my mind though. :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for attempting murder :D

Double banned for not telling us how you killed them. :):D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for enticing me to make graphic descriptions of gratuitous violence. Just imagine the worst thing that you can do to a fugly women and multiple the violence index by... say... over 9000.
[Off-topic] PGleo86:
Banned for using old meme

Sent from my Droid Incredible Running CM7
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you mentally put use of your custom clever. ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because there is no such thing as an old meme, just an old you.

Banned because that was the whole point. Or, shall we say, edge.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you love puns too much :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-