yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I thought that was you? Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for I'MMA GET DAT ***** A CRYSTAL

*****ES LIKE CRYSTALS.

/topic

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for being a **** friend. :'(

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for lack of illustrations as support for your theory:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for reusing a meme.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because meme is a weird word!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because you said it again
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for saying again
[Off-topic] :
Banned for saying saying!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for saying saying saying
[Off-topic] :
Banned for failing haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I'm at Famous Dave's, *****!

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because how do you pronounce meme? :D
[Off-topic] :
Meh me lmao!

Banned because is it as difficult for everyone else to rearrange their homescreen as it is for me?

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[Off-topic] crossfire2500:
Banned for incorrect spelling of banned "baned?" Like Bane, the character from Batman forever with a "d"?
[Off-topic] crossfire2500:
Banned for saying: saying saying saying
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because not really, although mine is a mess to everyone but me XD

Are there folders on Android?

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for not looking :p

Yeah, there are. You set them as when you long click on the homescreen.

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for informing me, thank you, I can drop to two screens now!

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[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for not flaming him for not searching
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that's why I banned him :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] crossfire2500:
Banned for trying to get a date via xda forums...and double banned for not getting one.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you keep banning all over the place, be a better banner!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for A) properly banning him, he's pissing me off. And B) not being at Famous Dave's!

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm having steak for dinner :D

Double banned because that's like 5 minutes from my house...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] crossfire2500:
Banned for thinking about the people who think about banning people for thinking they can ban people.
[Off-topic] Hasseo:
Banned for being so freaking confusing.

Sent from the ACS'd Epic 4G.
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because FREAKY.

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[Off-topic] crossfire2500:
Banned for banning someone who banned someone for quoting someone who was banned by them for quoting someone.
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
God DAMMIT STOP DOING THIS AND READ THE F***ING RULES FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Trolling ass....

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for feeding the troll. :):D

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because... I did.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because the troll is now not hungry because you fed it haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I did the world a favor.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because the world is greedy. It doesn't need favors done but appreciates the effort and will let you get to second base haha :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned cause I have a baseball game on Monday
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I like baseball, good luck :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] 12aon:
Banned for replying to almost any post in this thread :p
[Off-topic] Scabes24:
Banned because im pretty sure this is the only thread that that can be expected and considered "normal".

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you do too :eek:
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because he does what? :confused::D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not reading :D

Double banned for failing :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for not banning for four hours. O.o

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I have better stuff to do :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Zd0s:
Banned cause ya a noob
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because... son of a *****, we just started a war.

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[Off-topic] husam666:
banned because troll war is on :D
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I was talking about Libya.

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because everyone wants to take over that country :D
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I HAVE SO MUCH FUDGING HOMEWORK MOTHERFU-- *brain explodes*

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for doing homeworks, nerd :p
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I'm forced to.

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for letting people control you
[Off-topic] yankele:
This is so ridicules that I'll ban you for that!

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you ban everything that moves :p
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I'm still doing homework.

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not banning your teacher.

we once stole the key and locked teachers outside the class :D
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because that took balls.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I have balls Haha :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] kamranh3:
Banned because you've been banning people for the past twenty pages, give someone else a go :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your more than welcome to ban too ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] myn:
Banned for not knowing the proper context of "you're" and being blissfully ignorant doing it! :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should know that eating a bagel while swyping may cause grammatical errors ;) haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because your razr has swype :eek:;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because my razr is awesome haha ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because Mine's awesomer! It's pink! :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because mine is neon blue :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
banned for the adjective :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for the weak ban! Now my ban will om nom on yours!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for your ban eating my ban... That's just rude :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because sh!t happens haha We all learn to deal with it :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for censoring ****, because I haven't gotten in trouble yet XD

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I still follow the rules haha :p Which is what you should do because the mods won't USUALLY get on someones case unless another forum member reports the post. :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for posting real sh*t
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I got that real sh!t :cool:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for getting real brownie sh!t :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because:

1. I want brownies :(

2. Suggesting weird things to me!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because go to the supermarket and get some :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm poor, thank you for rubbing it in my face :(

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for rubbing erick with your face :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you just had a sentence malfunction haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because my friend is pwning people with eel soup and meat spin :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for mentioning those horrible things!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because they are good to pwn people with
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that doesn't make them any less horrible haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for watching them :p
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because Hey :D
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for only using 3 words to ban
[Off-topic] husam666:
Hey yourself ban :)
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for being slower than me
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for having the guts to ban me :mad:
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:eek: who would do such a thing :eek: (banned) :p
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned due to the simplicity of your ban
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because there is nothing wrong with simplicity! :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because simple is art :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because art is simple? :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for downplaying art making it seem simple :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you always argue about everything
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for I HAVE RETURNED

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I have too! Plus! I shaved my beard ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
so? ban :p
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for beating Husam :D

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because Husam is a silly goose haha :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I saw that :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you didn't see anything! :rolleyes::D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because I saw it though
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're dead, no one cares about what you see haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned cause you won't be saying that when the zombies show
[Off-topic] Androidboy35961:
The random thread...lol
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for not banning
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I will, but I'll be saying it while blowing out their brains with a shot gun :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I bet you've never shot a gun before (I have!).

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[Off-topic] Androidboy35961:
lol..Did you shot one before?
[Off-topic] Androidboy35961:
Ban you for not checking out the awesome site in my signature.
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for double post
[Off-topic] Androidboy35961:
I did double post..lol
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for no ban, improper English, and asking an answered question.

BANNED.

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[Off-topic] Androidboy35961:
How the hell was that not proper English?
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're just assuming. I've shot a gun plenty of times. :p I play skeet out at my land in Cuba, New York :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Ah, sweet, man! NY's asshole firearm laws are super restricted, so it's a common consensus that most people haven't shot.

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Did you shot one before? Uh... dude.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for using common consensus haha :p Obviously us two aren't the same as most people in Buffalo, we have smartphones! And we know how to use them :D

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for us being nerds!

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because we aren't nerds we also shoot guns haha Hey, what letter day is tomorrow? Do you know?

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for thinking you are not a nerd. NERD!!! :D:D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm not a nerd! I'm a super nerd :D One of the very special hybrids that can function in society but prefer the company of their electronics :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I'm also a super nerd.

And, uh, letter day?

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I figured it out, I meant for school but it works :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for having a Motorola Razr that is unworthy of the XDA app! :D:p:o:p JK
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I agree!

I love my Fasc.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's obvious I don't exactly have a razr :)

I own a Nexus S!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for fraudulent signatures than
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're not using the tapatalk app you're using the xda app :p So whose the fraudulent one now?!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for not owning a Samsung Fascinate.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because my phone is better :p:p:p

Plus...I have T-Mobile so that would pose as a problem to me haha

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Bull**** it is!

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for your mouth Mister :p Go to the corner :)

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I should just ask my Mexican pal how to curse in Spanish.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I know Spanish.

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I think you said something mean.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I did....I did indeed haha :) But I'm jk

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS MAN, BROS

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because we is but all Bros show other bros no benevolence if you are a bro you get all of the bro haha It's part of the bro code ;)

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
But bro bro mcbrobro brobrobro bro brobrobrobro brobrobro.

Banned?

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I wanna watch Red vs Blue :) So I'm gonna!

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because you are now, truly, my bro.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because technically my Mommy's no no parts did not touch your father's no no parts haha :p

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because there's a difference between bro and bro.

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for talking about no-no parts

Sent from either my N1, Nexus S or telepathically using two tin cans and some string (I still can't decide I really love string)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because no no parts are a natural thing but should only be discussed in the privacy of the interwebs haha

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because... ****. I'm out of ideas.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm going to sleep, goodnight Mr.Highiqbutcan'tcomeupwithagoodban :p;)

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[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Goodnight Mr. Iliketobeanasswhenithasnorepercussions >.>

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[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for making me read that... plain and simple. And as for the app, it actually is Tapatalk. I have it for more forums than just here.
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for not just being on XDA, traitor!

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[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Banned for using a stock kernel.

Plain person.!
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because I have a **** ton of AP Biology to do, its late, and I'm pissed off. Thus I'll take it out on you.
[Off-topic] crossfire2500:
Banned for thinking that we care for your biology hw.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not caring. You heartless bastard.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for becasue I hate her :mad:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you need to love someone to truly hate them. Or because hate attracts like love. Or because I had sex with a girl who hated me to my guts (yes, she was hating me at the time. And I still have my testicles. Why do you ask?)
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for having sex with a woman and being hated. You must have sucked.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for forcing out the story from me:

Long ago, the chick and I met up, and we were working on certain projects together. We got together, and certain disagreements developed. Needless to say, my ego demanded that I was right, while she disbelieves it. It later developed to a slight flare up, which caused me to lose my tempers a little bit more than I should and things were said that couldn't be unsaid.

At the end of the project, I was proven partially right and she was proven completely wrong (too complicated to explain further) and she was very pissed off at our boss. So she accused me of being a prick, and my boss of being a sexist basterd.

So, she cut off contact with us and left the team. While I was kinda cool with the whole debacle, my boss wasn't and neither was she. So, to cool things down, I had to go talk to her. So I invited her for a peace dinner (yes, it sounded tribal) and tried to smooth over our differences. Of course, she didn't know at the time that I would be immediately promoted as her supervisor and a major part of my assessment hinges on me being able to handle a "difficult" subordinate: Her.

Of course, right after the dinner we got splattered and ended up in a hotel room. I drove her back to the restaurant, and we split ways. That morning in the office I asked her if everything was cool between us and she just said that she would have castrated me that morning if she could find a sharp enough knife without waking me up. I backed away slowly and hid the card behind my back (yes, I was a coward when it comes to my family jewels).

Two weeks after I got my promotion, she left the company. She still calls me sometimes, when she is bored and/or when she ran out of people to terrorize. She said she has pictures of my junk but I haven't seen the pictures, so...

Anyway, banned again for making me write up a CSB.
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
tl;dr ban.

For the next person, I work for tmobile, to make it easy for you. :|
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I'm so sorry.

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because in Buffalo you can't show sympathy haha To the person above him...Don't let at&t teach you bad customer service methods haha

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because in Soviet Russia people ban bans
[Off-topic] :
Banned because Soviet Russia collapsed long ago :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it did? :eek::p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should probably read up on some history ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for telling me to read about things that happened long time ago.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because history is and always will be important to figuring out our future :D;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because reading about the past wastes the future time :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because the future won't go anywhere. It'll be there tomorrow too. You may not be but it will be ;):D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] jfangx:
ban

Ban for being before me.
[Off-topic] mudrock1000:
Banned for using the word ban instead of banned.
[Off-topic] jfangx:
ban for not making the sonic screwdriver.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for screwing a driver :eek:
[Off-topic] jfangx:
ban because i cant top that.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you topped the driver ;)

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[Off-topic] jfangx:
ban for improper use of a banana on a Monday.