yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I do. The whole porpoise of life is to have fun, which dolphins do most of the time.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because dolphins don't have fun! They get hunted for tuna and attacked by sharks :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because what I wanted to say would have gotten me banned, but here's the links.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphins#Reproduction_and_sexuality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphins#Jumping_and_playing

p/s: Mods, I'm just linking to wikipedia. Is that an offence too?
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because shamu killed someone at seaworld
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because... well... I never liked dolphins anyway...
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because dolphins bombed the chinese :o
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I think that if there's a species that the Chinese never ate, I think it is the dolphin.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because u are wrong they have never ate dogs :o :p (r.I.p spot :( )
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat#China_mainland

Banned because you were just pwned by the internet. And a Chinese Malaysian.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that's a horrible thing to prove!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I just had an exam and have another one in two hours. :p Haha
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for having exams when it's still the second week of the second semester here :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for having exams... I'm working now so I never have to have exams... wait...

Damn ACCA.
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
You guys are both banned because the both of you banned the same person. ;) The exam
[Off-topic] henreeg:
banned because your name is Skellyyy.
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you insulted my second name with an extra two y's added on. :p Double ban because you have an exclamation mar in your name!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for forgetting the K, you should respect those :p

Double banned for reminding me of Scully from The X-Files
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for watching X-files. ;)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because the truth is out there ;)
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for saying something relating to X-files. :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I lost my banning powers :(

Damned twitch took the banhammer from me :mad:

:D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for thinking you ever had the ban hammer :cool: That was originally mine! :D:D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm the master here :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for having a very inflated head :) We all know who the true master is here....me :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because XDA says otherwise :p
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because we all know who's going to be top of that list. Give it time. ;) lol
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being delusional, obviously it's going be me :D You guys are crazy!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because if it wasn't the same three or four people that ban each other I would be able to. :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because yeah, we need more people haha :p Don't give me something to agree with!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for agreeing. Yeah, you're not allowed to. :D Yeah I mean, c'mon, don't people get bored of just going to there phone's part of the forum and staying in there? EXPLORE! :cool:
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for outing my number in your blacklist :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't appreciate spam haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] legend221:
Banned for reminding me that I have to sign up for the do not call list just so the government can ignore the complaint.

Sent from my XDA optimized Inspire 4G
[Off-topic] michaelg117:
Banned for having to sign up So the man doesn't call you
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for having the same phone as me :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for having a Galaxy phone when you have a perfect good Nexus One haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm at the allergist's, I can't listen to it now...:(

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for having allergy :-)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because a lot of people have allergies, that's like banning someone for having an anus haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Banned for having one of those too!!! :cool:
[Off-topic] :
M_T_M tu no quieres un ano y para que te estoy prohibiendo. Si usted no recibe esta vergüenza entonces por usar traductor Google.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Que!?

Banned....never mind...I'm still laughing at the anus offering :eek: hahahaha, you are something else 'nana ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not knowing me by now ;) haha

Double banned for not wanting an anus! What's the matter with you?! Haha :D:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned for making me LOL on the previous pots:D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not banning in ages!

@M_T_M banned for having a sick mind! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned for banning every day, no need for me to ban often if you are around:D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for using logic....! We don't do that!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] captain-morgan:
I ban you all for excessive banning!
[Off-topic] :
Banned for banning people for banning, that is just redundant haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] The_Zodiac:
banned for having an avatar of a pedophile banana!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for talking to the banana directly :eek:
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for having 666 in your name. :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's cold and you're going to be my scape-goat and take the blame for this one. You're the reason I have T.H.O! :(:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Please don't tell me that by T.H.O you mean this

Banned for mixing threads
[Off-topic] :
Banned because the old guy sitting next to me smelled like old christmas ornaments! And yes! That! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for TITANS <- remove AN.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for referring to the TP2 ancestor HTC Titan :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I like everything that has T, I and S in it. Of course, put another T between I and S
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you are too coward to write the word on xda :p

JK :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because of the compeTITionS.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't beat that :D

loool
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you just lost the game :)
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I love TITTIES. lol.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I love them too. Here's a pair of blue tits.
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because blue tits aren't even that blue. I rather the white ones.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you're gonna get banned for real :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I have to get these out of the way:

1. I like a pair of tits, no matter what the colour.

2. I heard one of them had cancer and had to be cut off.

3. Usually, guys like to watch tits. They are called birdwatchers for some reasons.

4. Tits usually comes in pairs, one on the left, one on the right.

Here's another pair, for reference:
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for having a long post... Damn those tits have nice pecks! :eek: lol
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the giggity. Pecks... *lol*
[Off-topic] Anzen:
Banned for writing "lol" without the lafter behind the screen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up-RX_YN7yA
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being a noob

we hate noobs!
[Off-topic] Marchief:
Banned for hating
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not trying to create your own sense out of the nonsense :confused:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for calling me a noob and not proving it! :mad:
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Banned for using the grammatically correct spelling of n00b. It's the internetz and you have to modify it. That's the law!
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Seriously. Banned for doing it wrong. It's teh* interwebz. God. -sigh- lol.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because:

1.Teh webz iz not for dah non-10100111001

2. No you iz nots 10100111001...

3. Leanr deh binarie!

4. YOU CAN'T HAS CHEEZBURGERS

5. Lolz

6. You are my new ban punk, you will be banned in 5....4....3....2....1....

7. You're banned for being banned by me!
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
You're banned because of that gay post. ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not realizing	I was mocking people who talk like that.

Double banned because if you paid any attention you'd know I prefer proper grammar haha I don't even say lol!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for not saying lol on the internet. That's the main point of the internet... to say lol.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being the main cause of the disappearance of babydoll :(

anyway good night cya later :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for your false accusations! Good day to you sir! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for talking, we all know you're my stalker haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for lacking common sense! Obviously I can't be the one stalking you if YOU are the one banning me!

Double banned for not needing an anus! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because I haven't banned anyone for about 400pages :eel:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for slacking on your duties! You're one of the originals! You must hold your position!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
BNned because I shall :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for needing serious surgery haha :eek:

No homo haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for not noticing chopper has gone :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for trying to get people to ban me! How sadistic are you?! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for making me ban the don :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for releasing classified information haha But it's okay that's part of the game ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Well... I ban you for retracting a ban. I don't think you're allowed to do that :p

(I bet I get banned now for bringing rules into this ban spree :D)
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
I just checked the op...there are no rules... So, I ban you for thinking...
[Off-topic] cchaos:
Banned for using the XDA app
[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Come on... we've had that one about a zillion times :D

Banned for banning someone for using the XDA app... You can't tell if I'm using the XDA app btw :) I might be... I might not...
[Off-topic] Captainkrtek:
I dont care that Im not banning the person above, not banned for watching the same show I did as a kid :D

Now next person proceed to ban me for not banning :p
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Thank you :p, Banned for not banning anybody.
[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Banned for giving an obvious ban ;)
[Off-topic] ceesheim:
I ban you for using wm6.1 on a phone .

lol , and I ban my self for trying to read this whole thread :D
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
banned for being right.
[Off-topic] bruno1211:
I ban myself for not trying to read this whole thread...

And for having superawsome avatar... :D :)

B-)

Sent using XDA app from my Desire
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Banned for judging my preferences.
[Off-topic] Captainkrtek:
Banned for being a clown :p
[Off-topic] ceesheim:
banned for banning a clown
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Banned for judging my appearance and my job.:p
[Off-topic] ceesheim:
and of course you are banned for starting this thread and made me read all of it .
[Off-topic] chopper the dog:
Obviously banned for reading it all. It's amazing how many mods ban each other throughout this thread.

good day.
[Off-topic] Captainkrtek:
Banned because we get bored and come in here to intimidate :cool:

Hope its workin
[Off-topic] ceesheim:
banned because I feel intimidated
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
banned because you need to...
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
banned because you don't understand that we need to relax first here and then go mod and make real bans in the site :D

ahhh...good day ;)
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned. Just because I'm confused haha. :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being confused! Read and you will know haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Oh shiiiiz ;) banned for admitting it... It should be a secret always :p :D
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for forgetting he can also hide on the floor and make be slip :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because this is the most active this thread has been :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] surgeon:
Banned for having an inappropriate avatar picture.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being inappropriate, it's only inappropriate to the inappropriate minded haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because I got corrected on the way I say deffy (motorola) :eek: earlier

I always say.. Deaf-e

Or is it supposed to be

De-feye
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you even spell defy wrong haha! Fail maxey, fail...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for pwning Max...

Or should I say, banned for the AWESOME PWNAGE!
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being like every other interwebz hoe haha :D

But yes, he is pwned indeed...:cool:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the hoe won't work on the internet:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it will work on people on the interwebz haha ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because for it to work properly, it needs to be applied directly on the head :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for reminding me of that weird commercial! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the above^
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that commercial made my head hurt if I didn't even have a headache before hand...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it is just a placebo :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I would never take it anyways! Those kind of things are a waste of money...:mad:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because its my horse :-)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because Ed Edd and Eddy was one of the most amazing cartoons ever! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for making me agree with u
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if you swype banned on this thread incorrectly you could accidentally bang someone! :D:D:D

Banged for swype failures...haha!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] AZTECHKA:
Banned for agreeing with paisa.

p.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because I don't use swype
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I read that as "I don't wipe"
[Off-topic] :
Banned for reading it the same way I did :D Odd....:eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for simul-lulz-ing with me... But hey, I'm constantly distracted, so...
[Off-topic] :
Banned for having ADHD! Like myself...:p It's easy to get distracted but more easy to pretend you're not paying attention.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
ADHD Ban. You need to learn how to focu- oooh... what's that shiny thing?
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that shiny thing is the sight on my sniper...don't blink ;).....banned! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because real snipers put a wire mesh on the front of their lense to prevent glare. D'oh...
[Off-topic] Scabes24:
Banned because real snipers don't spend all day banning people either. :P

Sent from my HTC Inspire
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because if I'm banning people all day, I'd be at it all day... wait, that doesn't even make sense, does it?

Oh, **** it! I ban you anyway
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for trying to use an eel soup emoticon :eek:

Banned for trying to be funny :p
[Off-topic] Marchief:
Banned for not being funny
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not knowing what eel soup is :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the eel soup is good for your one-eyed monster. Or that's what she said :)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because that's not what she said,

Double ban because I can't say what she said, it's a secret ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for bringing up such horrible things haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't ban you using my new netbook yet :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...you finally got a netbook?! :eek: Kudos haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because arabic windows is worse than google translate :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because android has a google translate app...fail!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because....wow I'm that oblivious?! :D lmao!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
banned for being obvious
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for forcing the reappearance of the good Captain:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because stupid has no speed it's too...slow! :D:D;):D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the pun.

Double banned because the speed of stupidity is as fast as the speed of darkness; they are already there since the dawn of time, waiting for light to arrive
[Off-topic] :
Banned because the light will never arrive to the stupid. They choose to be the way they are :)

Double banned for banning me for punning! You do it all the time...! Banned for being a hypocrite haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] bulletproof1013:
-1ban for good ban
[Off-topic] :
Did you subtract your ban...? :o

Banned for not banning me! Come on! Do it! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because... well, you made me do it.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for listening to jedi mind tricks haha It works!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned for reminding me of Star Wars. I AM YOUR FATHER.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I am the true father! Not you!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you can say that to me, as my name is Luke. :(
[Off-topic] sepherian:
Banned for having an androidify picture!!!

sent from my rooted captivate
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you don't have a parrot on your shoulder and you're just jelly.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because everyone has them now! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you and I are probably the few Lords of Off-Topic left without an Androidify avatar.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I never considered myself a lord of off-topic, but it's an honor :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] michaelg117:
Banned for being a lord of off topic even though there are probably better things you could be doing that are useful like making some cereal or even helping out the noons or better yet, trying to gets some pet tits so you don't have to play with everyone else's. Owned. Lol
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you need a box full of comas:

Double banned because you could have done the same instead of coming round here banning people.

Triple banned for being a hypocrite.

Quadruple ban because you can have your very own pair of tits for 2.99

Quintuple ban for making me ban you so many times.
[Off-topic] Nicgraner:
Banned for over banning
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...there is no such thing as over banning....just under banning. ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for actually being a complete hypocrite! Whose playing with tits now?! :eek:

Owned.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned from my netbook and university :)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for posting from your university when you should be out... playing with the tits... as an ornithologist, I mean.

Man, uni days was when I chased tail like a hound-dog... beavers too... I was out hunting every single night. And day.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm on my way to school and I'm ****ing cold! :( And it's your fault the weather is so frigid!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you have school. ;)
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned because you dont
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for stating the obvious...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because this is not accepted by the community here, you can end up dead for real :eek:

Banned for repeating bans over and over :mad:
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for being a legend in his own mind!!! :(
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not trying to be one :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for not realizing I am one!! :eek: :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm 2 :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being no.2
[Off-topic] gatesmarch123:
Banned for quoting the post above his because that poster is banned.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I laugh at scorn at your feeble attempt at banning.

Wise up nüb.

^I hate to do this but I'll add a postscript here:

p/s: Keep it up. Or just read a few pages back and see how the pros do it :)
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned. My first ban in awhile ;)
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Well then, banned for being a while!
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for being funny! ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for replacing your nexus one with a nexus s :eek: Is it better? :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Banned for asking a question you already know the answer to :D
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Banned cuz this is the Ban the person above you thread:D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if sakai was here he would summon his captain obvious! :D I love how xda is so esoteric :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for liking Mr. Obvious

Double banned for not stopping using weird words.

Triple ban for banning babydoll and not leaving her to me :(

:D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because he good sir is a captain!

Double banned because big words aren't a thing to be afraid of :D

Triple banned because you should have been more quick than that!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for typing with your thumbs :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't type, I swype ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] dharvey4651:
You're banned for smiling too much.
[Off-topic] :
You're banned because smiling is good for you, maybe you should try it sometime Senor Birdman (see ultimate O-T thread) :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because what happens in a thread stays in that thread
[Off-topic] :
Banned because....this isn't Vegas *****!!!!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because this is worse, this is the xda
[Off-topic] :
Banned because this....is....Sparta!!!!!!!!!!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you it appears that I was on the wrong bus :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being on a bus...we fly!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being a banana fly :confused:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that was a bad pun haha Don't try anymore! Jk

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you're not JK,

Double banned because I know it was stupid, that's why I followed it with a confused emote. :p
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because I havent banned u in a long time
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I have a iphone I don't want haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because u should b asleep
[Off-topic] michaelg117:
Banned for trying to be his mon
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because he is my (insert prostitute name here here)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for trippin! I ain't no one's prostitute Shanaynay! :rolleyes:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-