yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because everyone should be a grammar nazi :p

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[Off-topic] ridethelight:
BANNED because i agree with you!
[Off-topic] bulletproof1013:
Banned for having nazi and ( :p ) n tha same post.;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because nazis can smile too! :D Besides, grammar nazis are more refined.

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[Off-topic] bulletproof1013:
Self ban for having a win mob phone with android on it cause my sam captivate is in the shop.
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
Ip ban for no grammar nazi related post.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for mentioning the grammar nazis and not having proper grammar :mad: :D

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[Off-topic] A2Aegis:
Banned for using an acronym.
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
Banned for no period at the end of your sentence! Oh, and use of multiple smiles.
[Off-topic] A2Aegis:
Oh gosh, I quoted someone from page 501. That's what I get for not hitting the last page button.

Also, above poster, banned for disliking multiple smilies.
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
Banned for posting your stupid mistakes. :D :D
[Off-topic] poontab:
Banning myself for getting banned on DF.
[Off-topic] ridethelight:
BANNED for....well....that

Edit: Nice avatar lmao
[Off-topic] Thresher:
Banned for sucking up!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for sucking...
[Off-topic] imotz:
banned for your killer knife in your avater
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it is not a killer knife, It's a kitchen knife :) Google santoku knife if you want. It only cuts things that are dead.

Wait, it can be used on zombies too :)
[Off-topic] imotz:
banned because you are a zombie killer :)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because zombie killing is fun :)
[Off-topic] imotz:
banned because making fun about killing undeads

http://www.notdoppler.com/zombietrailerpark.php
[Off-topic] Kanibull:
Ban for using vowels
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I wish this upon you and the only way it will come into fruition is if I take it into my own hands! :D

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me confused :confused:

double ban for saying that he's fruity :p

@the one who quoted me from page 501: banned because you always ban the master and there's nothing that you can do about it :p
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for allowing yourself to be confused by a bananaaaaaaaaa..
[Off-topic] RoseBuds:
I second this!! clowns are super creepy
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you should respect the banana!

Bow to him NOW!!! :mad:

Double ban because the person above me is a ghost
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned because respecting and bowing to a bananaaaaaaaa is demagogy!!!!
[Off-topic] poontab:
Banned for not getting enough potassium.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your name makes me giggle...I'm not even sure why :D

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't have nandroid on my tp2 yet :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you can if you use your imagination! :D

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because google has a new design :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because....really?! :eek:

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because yes

look at the attached screenshot :p

Double ban because I almost bricked my phone (flashed cdma rom without knowing :o)
[Off-topic] idavid_:
banned because you didn't attach any screeenshot :eek:

double banned for almost bricking your phone

triple banned because i'm awesome :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because the screenshot is f**ed up
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not just posting a link...duh :rolleyes: haha

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it will redirect you to google mobile .. duh! :rolleyes: :p
[Off-topic] :
I am already out! I was probably high on sedatives when I was on xda :( Don't you dare doubt me!

Banned for doubting a serious issue!

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[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Banned for being hyper-sensitive today...here, I found you a clown for your amusement
[Off-topic] redmaner:
Banned for posting a clown
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
banned for eating bananas and knockin' clowns...................:eek:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for having a batroid avatar :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for knowing what he has...what's his sign while you're at it? Haha jk ;)

@M_T_M sorry for being snippy I'm still getting over it all haha

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
(I wanted to do this for a loooooooong time, but everyone said I can only do it to you, so...):

Bananananananannananananan

Also, TGIF ban.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because who said that? :eek:

Double banned because I started the banana ban :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Maybe a couple of hundred posts ago...

Oh, and banned because even if you started it, you don't own the trademark to it :P
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for messing up the bananannnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaa

HTC Vision Baby
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for making a mess. Clean this place up before you leave.
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
Banned for sounding like my mom.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Your momma so _____ she got banned.
[Off-topic] ridethelight:
Banned for making the worst joke on the entire forum.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned you because I agree. Therefore, I have to ban myself :(
[Off-topic] ridethelight:
Banned for copying a ban that Ive used before to ban me.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ban because... well... just to keep the banter up... and TGIF :)
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Banned for some arbitrary and ambiguous reason that, although not yet discernable, will become apparent in the fullness of time.
[Off-topic] ridethelight:
banned for pretentious use of big words
[Off-topic] :
Banned because those big words aren't so big, maybe you need to go back to school :p Or, stay in school. :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because THIS is a big word.
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned because eva has had enough sakai.....:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I read that like a dozen times before I got it. Lulz. I need zzz
[Off-topic] StAlphonso:
banned for reading something more than 11 times...
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
Banned for....I don't know, you're just banned.
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
I lived there for 26 years, actually in Grapevine now, though.:o

Banned for no mention of rednecks, lifted trucks, and Billy Bob's!
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Banned for the irony!

Floccinaucinihilipilification.....now that's a big word, although not the biggest!

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is pretty big too.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for using words that make me woozy... I need to lie down now. :\
[Off-topic] RuizGT:
Banned for no mention of the mall talking to you in spanish. I hate that place, haha. Mostly all outlet stores now, and ****ty kiosks. They even closed the skatepark, but there's supposed to be a Legoland taking it's place, and a big aquarium taking the place of Gameworks.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for sticking your head out of the car window while going to the mall. :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I want flan and you lack the culinary skill to make it! :mad:

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because w-lan is faster :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for that horrible joke! Haha and no! Lan would be faster if you were using fiber optics so smd ;):D jk

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[Off-topic] redmaner:
You are BANNED because I am using fiber optics

Sent with tapatalk
[Off-topic] imotz:
banned for not using an HTC device
[Off-topic] :
Banned for assuming he's not :p

Double banned because I am :D

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for telling us all about a cartoon you used to watch :D ;)
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Banned for reposting the mole molesting the fish............ :p
[Off-topic] Zd0s:
banned for pointing out stuff that is too clever for everyone to understand
[Off-topic] Moorio:
Banned for havibg that type of image

Sent from my SPH-M900
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Banned because you probably don't know another language :p
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
Banned for thinking we aren't as clever as Munderscore..

Edit: damn I didn't see those last 2 posts...
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned because you do know another language
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Banned because you too :p
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for not being able to speak chinese

哈哈小丑先生现在不太好 :p ;)
[Off-topic] Zecanilis:
Banned because i want to!
[Off-topic] Roxy:
Banned for having the ' awesome naked chicks ' link in his signature :D
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[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Banned for not having it in yours. :p
[Off-topic] bruno1211:
Banned for not being hot like Foxy Roxy :p :p
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for being hot like Foxy Roxy :p

JK :D
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
Banned for living in a town/city that's a 12 hours 17 mins walk away from me.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Haha LoL ;) Banned for not saying your City :D
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
It's not very big though ;)

It's near bracknell.

Banned for presumably being older than me.
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Banned both because you live in the old continent...
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
Banned for not living in england ;)
[Off-topic] ndwgs:
Banned because.... I got nothing...

Oh wait... wait I got one.

Banned because.... because.... I thought i got something.

Banned for living with the IRISH!
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I had school...:eek:

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[Off-topic] :
Banned because school is overrated. Double banned for learning.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being schooled
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not banning Mr.ColdSkies ;)

Double banned for allowing me to be schooled! Go fix this! Haha

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[Off-topic] Scabes24:
Banning both of you because it seems you might be spending too much time in here, slowly losing your minds ;)
[Off-topic] :
I'm currently banning you because you haven't heard of the "Off topic syndrome" :eek:

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yeah. First you're doorknob will feel like an ankle and then you'll have a cold.

Banned for that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYN4djSq7o
[Off-topic] Scabes24:
Although your posts made me laugh a little, I feel I'm forced to ban both of you again for proving my point.. :P

And quad-ban you (double ban for each of you) for your banning teamwork.
[Off-topic] poontab:
Banned for not quoting.
[Off-topic] StAlphonso:
banned for your creepy avatar
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your avatar could feed starving children in Africa, but no! You wanted to tempt all of us with it! :D

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[Off-topic] StAlphonso:
banned for thinking about others before yourself!
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I never said I was thinking about their good will, I was simply stating a fact ;):D haha

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[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for simply stating facts and not thinking.....:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for assuming otherwise, again smarten up dunce haha ;) I am thinking, just not about them.

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[Off-topic] StAlphonso:
banned for banning twitch before i could
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for not banning quickly!!!!!:D:D:D
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for being a babydoll

HTC Vision Baby
[Off-topic] :
Banned for having a contradicting name haha

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[Off-topic] pl0ppy:
WHOEVER SEES THIS POST, there is no turning back now!

YOU'RE BANNED!

muhahahaha
[Off-topic] :
You're more banned than anyone else on here....go home haha

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[Off-topic] Smartenup:
BANNED

HTC Vision Baby
[Off-topic] :
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Spam banned! :D

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[Off-topic] StAlphonso:
banned for using more than the standard allotment of the word banned in one post

also banned for being inconsistent and not capitalizing the last banned you wrote
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I am fulfilling the 35% prophecy haha

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[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Banned for spending more than a third of your life on the crapper!
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
With his phone...............:eek:, BANNED!
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being a hypocrite haha You know you spend time with your smart phone on the pooper :D

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because my sig in the other thread doesn't fail ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your sig fails hardcore!

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:( banned because you didn't post one :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being a cry baby :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because signatures aren't important!

As long as the needed information is relayed then I'm good :)

Double banned for finding things that are unnecessary necessary haha

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because your banana eyes are failing on you.

Do you see max above you? NO!

:p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because....I do need glasses haha :D

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[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Banned for buying a smart phone instead of glasses.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Banned for using generic sig in app
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being a cowboy, howdee partner :p
[Off-topic] boborone:
Banned for saying howdy wrong
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for simulating an english teacher
[Off-topic] pl0ppy:
Banned for banning people
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for booooooring ban...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because somewhere out there, there are poor African children that don't have enough money to pay for hookers, and good sir it is your fault!

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[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Banned for providing me with a ROM to flash when it was not complete .......false advertisement ban ;) hehehehehe

*I'll wait for you guys to fix the present issues before I flash*
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're a mod yet I have a better phone than you ;)

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[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Naive 'nana.....banned for even thinking that your Nexus is better than an HD2 :eek: It's like saying that 30 Seconds to Marz is better than Metallica .....silly boy...you so crazy ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it is, my poor naive poppet :D

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for needing to improve your grammar! Poppet is also a word ;)

-There is a 35% chance that right now I am on the toilet-
[Off-topic] :
Banned for having a child-like mind :D haha That is why I call you poppet.

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[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because people want me to download android vibrator app :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned! Don't give into peer pressure! :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you must conform to your peers. After all, you will be judged by a panel of jury of your peers
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I really want to :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ban, banananan, ban ban ban ban ban...
[Off-topic] boborone:
banned for making a music reference that i cannot understand
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for sarking musically.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for singing without music
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because my voice is music.
[Off-topic] bulletproof1013:
Banned. Bc did u watch that scrubs episode also?
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because what does my singing has to do with Scrubs?
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you didn't watch the episode of Scrubs haha :D You should watch it, it's a funny show. :)

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for causing the words "scrub" and "toilet" to appear in the same post, causing massive confusion to me.
[Off-topic] imotz:
banned for having 8.51 posts per day
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for using a noob ban. Sheesh... can't you even think of something funny?
[Off-topic] X10_minipro:
Banned for being you xD

Also this is my first post on this forum i think ...
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for yet another boring post!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for going banana :confused:
[Off-topic] Enki2011:
Banned 'cos... I can't remember... but you're banned anyway :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for forgetting who you are :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because... of amnesia...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being ten seconds tom :eek:

[YOUTUBE]Jk7WuvNKe_g[/YOUTUBE]
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for use of copyrighted materials
[Off-topic] duckly:
Please do not ban me
[Off-topic] :
Banned for begging
[Off-topic] avgjoegeek:
Banned because I'm going to be unemployed as of 4/29 and I can't Ban the contract.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not going out of your job with style! Take some staplers haha :D

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[Off-topic] duckly:
Oh no, I have been banned, I ban you all.
[Off-topic] raviluke:
since you were banned, you are banned again
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should expect to be banned if you're in this thread...if not, stay out :mad::D haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
You're banned because the sky is blue and I have mini toast! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] biglacio:
I ban the next guy from banning me.
[Off-topic] Curious!:
banned because of not having hd2
[Off-topic] raviluke:
my hd2 is better than urs, so you are banned
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not making sense, how can one hd2 be better than another? Unless you programmed your hd2 to prepare your food, it's not better. :rolleyes:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because tmous hd2 has more ram ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for making me remember something I forgot! :D Either way...it would only be better if it could prepare food for it's owner.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it's not iHD2 :p
[Off-topic] Marchief:
banned for making me look up TMOUS TP2
[Off-topic] :
Banned for thinking any idevice has that capability haha :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for thinking that I think
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not smiling then ;) haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm not ignorant, things just pop without thinking :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not grabbing your special helmet and ramming into people with me! Our retardation will rule dah worlds haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you think I'm a retard :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because everyone is a little retarded ;)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm more like guitarded

http://www.shannonday.net/guitarded logo2.jpg
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not realizing that is still a form of retardation!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't turn on my logic mode, I'll be more confusing than sakais sig
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should always be in logic mode ;) Logic is something most others lack.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because we need to bring up some funny sh*t or bring down xda server ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not discussing this in our meeting area. :p What exactly did you have in mind my friend?

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned because with so many bans the server will eventually go down..
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because this was done before and we have to do it again ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for giving me something to agree to. Yeah we need to do it again.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] tarekkkkk:
Banned because you didnt learn from the first one ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because we don't learn from Nameks haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for using a weird noun
[Off-topic] tarekkkkk:
Banned because im not from namek :P just a fan
[Off-topic] :
Banned for never watching Dragon Ball Z :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for wasting your time :p
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because DBZ was one of the great influences of Japanese Manga. 99% of current shounen mangakas are influenced by Akira Toriyama's work to some extent.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for knowing that. :eek: I love anime, I'm a total nerd haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because all three of the currently most popular mangas are also influenced by DBZ.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I bet I can name them :p

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] boborone:
banned because manga only good if it has an octopus
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because so can any manga fan.

Double banned because your sig made me chuckle a little.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for pointing out the obvious....:D

Double banned because it should :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
This ban is brought to you by:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I would have expected a more witter comeback from you haha :D It still works though...I guess.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because although I hate to disappoint, the good Captain compelled me. And I had to oblige.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for having to comply to the good captain, he never fails though. :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because obviously, the good Captain doesn't.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for knowing, he does not haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for missing the wordplay :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not knowing that I did notice it, but I believed that the good captain was funnier :):D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I like puns better.
[Off-topic] Marchief:
banned for having a crazy quote in your sign
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because that is the whole point :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for threatening me with the whole point! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Banned for being afraid of a harmless, tiny little point!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because if you focus all the force on to a smaller point, there's more chance of penetrating the molecular layer. For instance, pressing a 4-pound hammer on your skin won't do much, but pressing a half-pound knife (sharpened, of course) will penetrate your skin and cause you to bleed. And if it hits a major artery, you'll bleed to death.

Another cause for you to be banned is because a surgeon wielding a scalpel will earn about 1,000 times the income of mason wielding a hammer.
[Off-topic] c_live_lee:
Banned for excessive explanation.

Doubled banned because if you swing the hammer rather than press it, it's likely to break not only the skin but, everything beneath the skin. :-)

Triple banned because when the Mason finds out how badly he's being screwed on the money, he may be just mad enough to swing that hammer. :-D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because with using a fine sharp weapon you also tend to have more elegance and precision to you, instead of swinging a hammer which tends to convey the idea of brute force. :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Mexican bann

Banned because I agree Paisa
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
De nada BAN