yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned for numbers in your handle.

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Baned because you have a samsuck
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Baned for not wanting me to do it
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Samsung Fascinate, Verizon

EB01 Superclean 2.9.2

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Nitro's Honeycomb Theme

Stock Kernel
[Off-topic] despotovski01:
Banned for banning someone else for no reason! :D
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because my last ban got sucked into the quote. :(

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Baned because playing with my sisters samsuck vibrant showed me samsuck sucks
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's all preference, stop hatin' haha :D:p;)

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[Off-topic] Hampteezy:
Banned because you post in this thread way too much twitch. Lol
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't have anything better to do, I've modded my Nexus S to content, for now....and I can multitask easily, so why not? Haha :D

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[Off-topic] despotovski01:
Banned for using a keyboard to type. :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for using big words that you think I don't know...besides, who said there was a limit?

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Baned for asking questions
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being lazy! You got a keyboard! Add the extra "n"!

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Baaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd because because I use baned more then banned so it switches it to baned now -_-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because what reason could you possibly have for using baned?! That's not even a real word!

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[Off-topic] :
Banned for not posting links as proof. Check the oxford dictionary website :p

Edit: I'll admit when I'm wrong. :p I blame swype. Try and swype baned, it won't happen :p

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for using an Oxford Dictionary... I'm from Oxford :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm from Florida :)

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned cuz Sparky said so!

Sent from either my Nexus S, N1 or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I can remove Sparkster from this world with some Water :D

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[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because I lol'ed :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because:

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because I used it to see how long it would take for somone to notice
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm on the crapper haha

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned for tmi
[Off-topic] Hampteezy:
Banned because you guys have more free time than me....much more. Lol
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I wanna watch Tosh.0 thanks to your siggy :):p
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because foooooooooood

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned for having to crap
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...what a coincidence I have to crap haha

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[Off-topic] twiz0r:
Banned because I just crapped

swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because I never wanted to know that.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I'm back. What did I miss?
[Off-topic] :
Banned because EVERYONE was sh!tting haha
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because some random dude took a crap.
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because I just shat. Massively.

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because I'm crapping
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the pile of massive crap. WTF?
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because here's an apk of Android Cut the Rope, from a Chinese market. ;)

[highlight]Mod Edit: No Warez Allowed!![/highlight]

You can thank me later.

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Does it work? Baned because its additcting and works
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Yep. Just turn off sound and music.

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
I almost never have sound on expet for tap tap so in essence your bad for telling me somthing useless
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not banning...
[Off-topic] kainepaine:
Banned for banning a non-banning banner.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I semi-lol'ed at your avatard
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned for banning a guy who was banning you for banning a guy who was not banning anyone :)
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
Banned for being boring and unoriginal.

Sent from my CM7 Blade ;)
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned for calling me boring.. CUZ I AM FUNNY :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being delusional.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because we need proof! ;)
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned for exposing me. :(
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it wasn't that hard.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that's what she said...don't worry, erectile dysfunction is no joke.

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the context made it sound like shukla needs to click on the links in spam messages.
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because swype said no I wanna say bad not banned
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the epic swype fail.

Double ban for the lousy grammar.

Triple ban because Swype auto-capitalizes the first word. Always.
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Tripple banned because I have the setting turned off
[Off-topic] fdespotovski:
Banned for tripple banning.
[Off-topic] obsidianchao:
Banned because SUPAH BAAAAAAN
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Super counter ban.
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because cut the rope will be fun pn the crapper
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for putting ropes into your no. 2
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for disclosing the contents of his number 2,
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Joke ban time:

There's this guy who farts mightily in his sleep, so his wife told him that one day, he might fart out his innards.

After years of marriage, she is finally tired of his farts and decides to pull a prank on him. She bought home some gizzards and put them around his husbands ass while he sleeps.

After a few farts, he suddenly felt something cold, screamed and ran into the bathroom.

The wife kept laughing at him, and pretended to sleep.

Then next morning he told that she was right, he really did farted in innards out. Smiling, she asked if he wanted to see the doctor, but he said:

"Don't worry, I put them all back in."
[Off-topic] kainepaine:
Banned for exposing yourself.
[Off-topic] despotovski01:
Banned for not having a picture of yourself for your avatar. :D
[Off-topic] kainepaine:
Banned for being a hypocrite. (Unless you're a blue transformer) LMAO
[Off-topic] despotovski01:
Banned for finding out that I'm a blue transformer!! :D:D:D:D
[Off-topic] :
Banged because I can't imagine how uncomfortable I'd be riding in a transformer....imagine if you farted. :eek:

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for being a ninja banana in the banning thread AND I told Sparky what you said and He's mad

Double banned for making the Sparkster mad! :mad: :p

Sent from either my Nexus S, N1 or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it was all in fair joke :) Sparkster shouldn't be so easily angered, he can get heart attacks that way.

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[Off-topic] boborone:
Banned cause I never should have gotten married to a thick girl. She is now a cow and won't have sex. Not that I want to nail Free Wily, but the offer would be nice.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for making such a horrible mistake, I'm sorry bro haha

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[Off-topic] twiz0r:
Banned for saying bro

swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because you shall never get laid
[Off-topic] twiz0r:
Banned for being homosexual

But at leadt you'll get laid lol

swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I get laid, lets be mature gentlemen...it's because I'm a boss :cool:

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Seconded. I'm not banning you, just twitch. He ain't no boss, unless he's getting bossed around.

So here's a ban twitch :P
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I do get laid, now me being a boss...figuratively I am, but not realistically haha

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because your hand doesn't count as getting laid
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I need to give you an internet high-five.
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because highfives :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because my girlfriend takes over those duties now :)
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because I used a rubber glove to highfive
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for an insincere high-five
[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned for actually working out.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not making out.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if she loves you she'll swallow ;)

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[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because she wont love it if she chokes and dies.
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned for a kissing a girl with cum in her mouth
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not being a hunter, eating what you shoot.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I never said I was gonna kiss her. :p

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[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Unbanned for making me laugh out loud with that comment.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for unbanning...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm gonna go eat brownies, like a fat a$$...:);):D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for eating fat brown people... you racist.
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned cuz I'm a fat brown person
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I don't mean to be racist
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because I never considered you a racist.. I was just pointing out that im fat and brown and that if twitch is hungry, he can eat me..
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I had to pick my jaw from the floor...

You have earned an XDA +1. Enjoy it.
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because I think I made you horny
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I'm horny all the time... how could you make any difference?
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because I'm rubbing my nipples right now and licking my shoulder at the same time
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I don't know how to ban you anymore... Can I have some of the stuff you are having?
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned for asking if you can have the stuff.. of course you can, Master :eek: :cool:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I can't smoke shiat here without having my ass hauled to jail... it's probably the only frkn country in the world where smuggling drugs get you hanged by the law.
[Off-topic] Scabes24:
Banned because I am the law!
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
Banned because abiding by the law is for squares.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being the Mayor of Law in foursquare
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because Nintendo sucks and sex smells salty
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because the that video was funny as hell
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I'm in school, I can't watch videos :D
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because your not too cool for school
[Off-topic] :
Banned because school is too cool for me....:(
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because that is exactly what I said :P
[Off-topic] :
Banned because technically that isn't what you said :):D You said that I wasn't too cool for school, not that school was too cool for me! :eek::eek::eek:

Like how a square can always be a rectangle but a rectangle can't always be a square :cool::rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banged because its SpongeBob SQUAREPants... Not SpongeBob RECTANGLEPants
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not learning your Geometric rules! Proofs were a pain in my a%#!

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[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because you should know by now.. I'm TOO COOL for SCHOOL :).. Geometry is taught in school...
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because your not to cool your just to stupid
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Banned because you can't call anyone stupid with a post that has this much fail.

Fixed the grammar, and added a ****ing full stop you incompetent fool!
[Off-topic] willsnews:
Banned for my amusement

Anonymous
[Off-topic] JimJam707:
Banned since I am awesome.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because you are soo Lucky :p
[Off-topic] willsnews:
Banned for noone else banning you

Sorry dude thems the breaks

Anonymous
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because it's because they're scared of my moderator powers! ;)
[Off-topic] willsnews:
Banned for implication of idiocy I'm an alcoholic not an idiot theres a difference, it might not be a big difference but there is one

Anonymous
[Off-topic] :
Banned because they have the same side effects.
[Off-topic] rr5678:
banned fir hating my luck :p

Banned fir no reason whatsoever :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for confusing your "i" with your "o". Learn your vowels! "Y" is the only one that can be a vowel when it wants to be!
[Off-topic] rr5678:
banned for making me notice a typo :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not noticing it yourself :cool:
[Off-topic] bubano:
Banned for too slow.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not making a complete sentence. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] rr5678:
Banned for banned :p

There. Another incoherent line full of babble.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you stole my cookies! :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for calling him Chick Norris! Now he's going to look at you until you explode! Which should be riiiiight about.......now! Bam! You're exploded...:p
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
banned for calling "Chuck Norris - Chick Norris":p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for saying everything in English besides "Señor Payaso"!

Language fail! :D
[Off-topic] Mr. Clown:
Thanks M_T_M, and banned for not following up the FSM Mod talk where I posted that I was back :D
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Mr Clowns Back!!! :D :p Wher've you been?

Banned because I was walking down Oxford street earlier when me and my friends went to HMV, in HMV in the movies section was the movie IT, and on the front of it was you so I shouted out Its Mr.Clown! Making me look wierd :p
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned for making me laugh really hard! :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I just woke up and I'll be late for work.

Snet from me HTC Dserie using lé XDA app. Excuse typoz.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being late, I thought you Asians were punctunal :confused:;)
[Off-topic] twiz0r:
Banned for not knowing how to spell :)

swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not knowing this! Of course I know how to spell....I take that as an insult; NOW WE KUNG FU FIGHT! :mad::D
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned for not fighting with the monkey nuckle
[Off-topic] :
Banned for misspelling nothing :p Come on! CONFORM!

Double banned because I got Fable: The Lost Chapters working on my computer :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not playing Crysis 2 instead. Amateurs...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I was actually looking for Crysis 2 but couldn't find one with online play so I'm gonna wait to buy it. :)

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you are wrong. And double ban for still using torrent. Amateurs...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you are right.

Double banned because I can only use torrents, I lack a job. :p

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you need to learn how to use direct downloads...
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should teach me the ways of your Asian greatness haha :D

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you need about USD 10 per month to use it.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should share your account with me? ;) haha jk

I lack the finances for that.

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because twitch is. A twat
[Off-topic] muerteman:
banned because i got an infraction. :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned for not explaining why :eek:

@Dakky, if you got beef say something :p

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[Off-topic] muerteman:
Banned because I jokingly swore at someone.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you need to get used to those pansies...
[Off-topic] :
Banned for giving me something to agree too.

So Sakai did you get in trouble for being late? :eek:

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because the boss isn't in. And the others always come late, so it's a refreshing change to see the "pimp" come in late too.
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because the op never knew this would get this big
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you got beef :p:D

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[Off-topic] muerteman:
banned because your prolly right
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you actually quoted...that's crazy!

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for crazy quote.
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because I just sneezed and some how that caused me to fart at the exact same time...
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because I just like watching twitches reactions when I call him somthing
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ban because...
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
....because ban
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because your nick sounds like LSD
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for having a point

Double ban bevause I havent banned in a while
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because I still haven't held your pinky/thumb :(
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the bevause...
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
banned because i want to see butthead
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for sitting on your head.
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Goodnight ban
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned because sleep is for the weak / non carriers of tigerblood
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because sleeping makes you stronger
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I have dragon blood in my veins. Charlie Sheen would've failed against me.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because dragon blood is spicy
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned because YOURE A LIAR. charlie sheen does not fail. 78% of the time, sheen wins everytime.
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned myself because i phail at posting fast enough.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for tasting something non-halal.

(Ok, memory serves me right, blood is not halal, right?)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you're right :D
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned because thats just not fair :confused: you cant ban someone for being right. its cruel.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I'm the Ban Master ©®™ I decide what's right and wrong :mad:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I thought your handles says ejact guy...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for ejecting :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for that reason exactly... ejac-ul-ating guy... wow...
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned because you guys wish your name looked like ejactguy at first glance.

jealous.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I love being a sakai. I love it so much that I would be one forever.

Double banned because sometimes the "e" looks like a "c"
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you don't have a GF that's why you ejact
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because you ejaculate after intercourse, be it with your hand, you GF or the sofa.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me disgusted :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being such a prude :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
banned because I have to go
[Off-topic] blackmamba0730:
Banned for leaving!

Bricking builds character
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for bricking characters.
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned for opposing the idea of building character
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for building opposite me.
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned for being playihg ball like a girl and for bobbing for apples in the toilet.. and liking it.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you never said I couldn't clean the toilet....or even do it out of a brand new one ;):D

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[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned for... well, i guess for proving a good point. damn :(
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for being an invertebrate animal.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for insulting invertebrates:eek:
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned because isn't cut the rope paid? :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if it isn't on Android how could we be playing it? I'm SURE you mean on the market ;)

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because you think your to cool for the humpty hump

Yes digital underground :D
[Off-topic] rosser725:
i don't get this thread.
[Off-topic] JDM Civic EG8:
You're banned because your username"rosser" is my last name no lie lol
[Off-topic] ejeetguy:
banned because youre a damn liar.
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Banned because I have post 9888.

Or something.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that's a damn lie haha

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[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Teh cake is da lie.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because....wait....WHO TOLD YOU?!

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[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Banned because you suck mcnuggets
[Off-topic] Zer0_:
Banned because McNuggets make you fat.. LOSE WEIGHT!!
[Off-topic] :
Banned because burgers make you fatter! Fatty fatty two chinned fat fatty!

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[Off-topic] twiz0r:
Banned for using the letters f, a, and too much

swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
[Off-topic] JDM Civic EG8:
banned because I wasn't lying haha!
[Off-topic] rickymvp:
I think I get it ,hehe