yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Im sorry banned for being my bottom bi-t-ch :p( not a curse word modz)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't want this iPhone! I want a Nexus S :D Or G2...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because u should b asleep son
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because:

p/s: Captain Obvious is on shore leave.
[Off-topic] :
You're banned because when my Mom said "I'll get you a desktop computer when pigs fly" I said "Okay get me my catapult!"

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Banned for being a smarty pants with mom. :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you would do it too for an amazing desktop! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned because ur a mommy's boy........

HTC Vision Baby
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for posting a fact
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Banned for pointing out the obvious.:D
[Off-topic] Dirk:
So, so banned.

I assume you want a reason so i would go under the assumption for now that there is a good one and if i feel like it i'll tell you what it is later :)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Bannee for wanting to get post count up . So u posted here and banned someone for no reason just to get ur number up naw'mean :p
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Banned for creating a vicious circle whereby i ban you for banning me for post count increase, followed by you banning me as my post count went up from previous ban and me banning you for your post increase and then an infinite loop of bans until we have filled up all the data storage capacity on the internet and then both of us being banned form the internet for life for crashing it.

Hope that was clear :D
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Banned for confusing me with the vicious circle thing.:)
[Off-topic] :
Banned for getting easily confused...it's not difficult!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Dirk:
It's not difficult to get confused...or banned? :confused:

Now i'm confused so i ban thee for spreading confusion!

Take that :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's not difficult to understand what's going on! And you didn't know the answer to my question!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't imagine a banana using a smart phone or and iPhone, now I'm really confused. :confused:

Double banned for being a traitor and having an iPhone.

Triple banned because I keep mistaking the backspace button with the = button :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I want to get rid of this iPhone, why is it such a pain?! :mad::D

Double banned because the iPhone is simply a trading tool...not a phone :p

Triple banned for keyboard malfunctions!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for wanting to trade an iphone instead of making it your primary device.

Double banned for thinking that getting used to a new keyboard is malfunction.

Triple banned for not learning to type without looking at the keyboard.

Quadraple banned because I am mistaking the shift with the caps lock now along with the = and backspace :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for even suggesting what you just did, that deserves death and or castration....pick.

Double banned because it is a malfunction...in your brain!

Triple banned because I type without looking at a keyboard all the time! :mad::D

Quadruple banned for failing at typing!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because Stacy's mum has got it going on is stuck in my malfunctioning brain :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I got the song from Willie Wonka stuck in my head, I think I got it worse off than you do right now....
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for trying to copy me in something :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for insinuating that I was copying, I was merely having conversation!
[Off-topic] JKILO:
Banned for thinking that was a good comeback
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for reminding me that I still have my converse shoes on
[Off-topic] :
What you just said...it deserved ban...and that's what you are...banned. :p
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you don't have that little signature at the end anymore! :o
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that only pops up when I'm on my phone :D

Double banned because that's common sense! Use it sometime :cool::rolleyes:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because he's using an iPhone that's why xD
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you really want to die don't you?! :mad:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being easily teased with that iPhone of yours

What's next? singing sweet iPhone o'mine?
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I don't even know what this iPhone thing is that you speak of. :o :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being F.O.S :cool::p;)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not reading 3 pages back

Banned for writing shortcuts
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should know he's just lying haha

Double banned because I didn't want to swear inf front of little kids...Skelly...:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I'm not a little kid?... lol.

Is it some sort of phone with an eye in it? Like a camera? My phone has a camera. :D
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if you really don't know what it is then I am shocked haha

Double banned because from now on you are 14 in my eyes. :P
[Off-topic] husam666:
It got screen that it seems to me,

reminds me of android memories

where everything seemed to do real multi-task

Now and then when I see one button

takes me away to a special launcher

And if I'd press too long

I'd probably break it down and cry

Sweet iPhone o' mine

Sweet iOS of mine

^^ Banned for singing that
[Off-topic] :
Banned for putting too much time into that :D
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because I tried to sing that in tune. :(

Obviously I know what the iPhon is, my chick has one. Chick phone!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I know it didn't rhyme correctly, but it was worth giving a shot :)

Double ban because It's now a banana phone ;), or twitch is now a chick :eek:
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because you reminded me of the banana gone song... ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I think twitch just went to trade his iPhone :D
[Off-topic] Skellyyy:
Banned because he's going to trade it with another iOS phone... the Verizon version. :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I didn't...yet. :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for smiling after "I didn't" you should be crying :eek:
[Off-topic] :
I also put...yet!

Banned for not paying attention!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] rr5678:
Banned for being in 2nd place in the post ranking
[Off-topic] husam666:
banned because you're not the first anymore :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...who is first?!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it's me of course with 829 bans,

You're the second with 738 bans :p

max is behind you with 5xx bans then comes sakai with 4xx bans
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you have no life :p lmao

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I don't have an iPhone too :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I can get Sakai to kill you...

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I don't kill... I cook. Leave the killing to the butchers :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you kill if I tell you to! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because I have integrity. I will never kill, but I will always cook. Go get someone else to do the wetwork, then I'll... dispose of the meat :)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if you could find someone to kill him for me that'd be awesome.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because... no. Find one yourself... I already have a butcher :)
[Off-topic] droidzach:
Like 2livecrew all of you Banned in the USA!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me lol at our posts :D

Double banned because cooks kill lobsters ;)

@twitch: I know someone from jordan here on xda, but I'll never give you his ID :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you rep droid and not android :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I wouldn't really kill you...just take a tooth! Haha

Happy birthday by the way, I was going to wait till it was actually March 5th here, but I don't wanna miss the chance to say it.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] droidzach:
Banned for not being twitch154 or twitch8million :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because twitch154 is my trademark :mad:
[Off-topic] droidzach:
Banned because twitch154 is your trademark ....twitch154™
[Off-topic] droidzach:
I ban you and everyone else for making me waste 20 mins reading 7000+ posts!

...wow I must be bored...
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because if you search the off topic, you'll realize that I used twitch154 before anybody else :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I don't remember this...:eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] droidzach:
Banned because you told me to deviate from this incredibly important topic by searching off topic. :) btw I hearby trademark twitch155™ through twitch8million™ ;)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for lulz

P.S: there is already a husam667 so don't rush things :p

@twitch: Magnets and hard disk drives don't mix. you need a system restore :p
[Off-topic] twitch152:
Banned... Just banned
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I finally fried your circuits :p

:D:D:D:D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nike Ban.

Just do it :)
[Off-topic] twitch152:
banned because what are you talking about?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me lol hard :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[Off-topic] twitch152:
i ban everyone here because!!! I AM THOR!!!!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because Thor The Movie™ isn't out yet.

Snet from me HTC Dserie using lé XDA app. Excuse typoz.
[Off-topic] twitch152:
banned because the movie is based on me :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because android writes the trade mark sign as (& trade; ) so it doesn't appear like it should on my netbook :p
[Off-topic] twitch152:
banned because u sir failed, i beat u to it :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for using your iPhone :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for saying that dirty dirty word. Why would you even say that?!
[Off-topic] twitch152:
banned for not having a iPhone, it only does everything :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
read a few pages back, twitch replaced his n1 with an iPhone.

he even sings for it

Banned because you can use it as a toilet scrubber, it will do an excellent job :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your toilet doesn't even deserve that.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't think of anything that does :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Banned for not being able to think of anything else. :D
[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Banned for making me find this less intimidating picture.

That so scary now? :p
[Off-topic] Captainkrtek:
Banned because its not as intimidating as this
[Off-topic] :
removed.
[Off-topic] Captainkrtek:
Banned for not getting sarcasm :p
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
Banned for not defining sarcasm...
[Off-topic] ceesheim:
Banned for not being sarcastic .
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned because I like your banning
[Off-topic] egzthunder1:
Banned for asking me to stay tunned in your siggy...
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned for having an EVO

(by the way how is it?)
[Off-topic] Zecanilis:
Banned for not having a EVO!
[Off-topic] ceesheim:
banned for being a mod
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned because you use pyjamas
[Off-topic] Zecanilis:
Banned because of the VAT increase in Portugal!
[Off-topic] pulser_g2:
Banned because it's raining in the UK :p
[Off-topic] VOODOOTRIP:
Banned because you sound surprised about this.

sent from my VooDoo phone...
[Off-topic] junkdruggler:
Banned because I just changed my signature in the xda app...

Look at your phone, look at my phone, now back at your phone, now back to mine. Sadly your phone isn't mine, but if it stopped using that theme, it could look like mine..
[Off-topic] egzthunder1:
Banned for the mismatch between flag and location.
[Off-topic] Just_s:
You're all banned for making me waste 45 minutes of my Monday morning! I feel like I just got suckered into watching The View!:eek::mad:

Edit: I'm banning myself for wasting 48 minutes of my Monday morning and for mentioning The View in public. :( I'm off to kick my own ass and take in a few hours of Lifetime followed by an Oxygen marathon.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Banned for only commenting about a ban you would do but didn't
[Off-topic] orb3000:
Banned for such strange bann and for not quoting who are you bannning
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Banned for having the xda logo in your avatar
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:eek: Banned because twitch has an iPhone :eek:
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
banned because the God of War is not a twitching banannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaa!! :D :D :D
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because Thor isn't the God of War, doofus :)
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned because you seem to have an affliction to banannnnnnaaaaaaaasssssssss......:(
[Off-topic] thepinkrabbit:
Banned because you banned.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for the stupid reason.

double banned for trying to get your post count up here
[Off-topic] Smartenup:
Banned for wild accusations! :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because girls have gone wild!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I think you mean they love it wild ;)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because only wild girls like cowgirl
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned just like metal music in jordan :p :D

(it is banned for real :eek:)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because we have a copy cat and I have a strong feeling that it's Erick.

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because What are you talking about
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I see twitch152, I now think you're the one who made it...now delete it and I'll forgive you because it's your birthday! :mad:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
I did not do it :mad:

Banned because I wont tell who did :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if you don't tell me who did it you're out of the mafia :p:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I stick for my word, and I told him/her that I won't say who :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you should remain loyal to the don above all else! :mad::D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I think you know best what happens if you don't stick for your word, that aint good :(
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned. I can't think of why.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for banning your follower! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because finally after all these ages :D

that feels good :D:D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned 10000000000000000000times for stealing my ban :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned for being partially obsessive, do you need to talk about it? Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for trying to become a shrink.

Dry clean only
[Off-topic] :
Banned because shrinks get paid a lot of money! :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because people are stupid enough to pay them ;)
[Off-topic] :
Banned because people are stupid regardless....it's a disease! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for assuming I made the other account
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...why wouldn't you? You get bored haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that made me laugh! Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
deleted. I shouldn't double ban

Nothing to see here... Move along.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
deleted.

Nothing to see here... Move along.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because crazy always reminds me of Mr. clown who happens to be scary :(
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned. (Yeah clowns are scary.) But, I digress, back to the the business of banning you, my friend. Banned... For now AND later

Nothing to see here... Move along.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for telling me to move along away from the banning thread,

Double banned because trackpad makes me accidentally click the link in my signature making me go to the mafia thread every time :D
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned because the trackpad on my cr-48 sucks toooooooooo. Banned for having something in common.

Nothing to see here... Move along.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Good night ban

cya later :)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Good morning ban

It is now 7.46am
[Off-topic] :
Good night ban! It's still 6:49 here :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
You saw the phoney? Kill him! Haha

Banned for being poetic about my fake phoney! Albeit it was a okay poem haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because your poetic skills surpass even that of Shakespeare :D And because you're hispanic and you're talking about beans, the irony...the irony :)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] twitch152:
banned because i am god :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because you're nobody! I am Thor! Gawd of thundah!!! You're....no one :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] twitch152:
banned because i am someone... my mommy told me :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because no one has a momma! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being a fake orphan just to get some sympathy. :eek:

What a shame :(
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for not showing sympathy, you monster!
[Off-topic] :
Banned because there's no sympathy for the dead :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned. :eek:

Sent from either my Nexus S, N1 or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because isn't caviar actually expensive....? :eek: I don't think beans are haha Plus I love beans, so stuff it :D And I'm not bad peoples!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Si u are
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Banned for not banning anyone/anything in your post that's in the banning thread. Not banning in the banning thread is how you get banned.

Sent from either my N1, Nexus S or telepathically using two tin cans and some string (I still can't decide I really love string)
[Off-topic] :
You forgot one part,

Banned for being above me :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you banned and here you are banned again by me :)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for being shallow and always stealing my banns :mad:
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
You are now above me. However, I am not above banning you while in the banning thread. So, you are banned.

Sent from either my N1, Nexus S or telepathically using two tin cans and some string (I still can't decide I really love string)
[Off-topic] twitch152:
Your just banned

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for lulz :D:D:D
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because I am cool
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for posting a fact ;)
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
banned because you have more post than me :mad::mad::mad:
[Off-topic] Marchief:
Banned for counting posts
[Off-topic] :
Banned because posts don't matter, yet it is important to xda society haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you are not the real twitch :p nor the don :p:p
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned for saying the obvious
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for faking it
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
banned for assuming im faking it? no husam thats a real orgasm i dont fake them... :o
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for misunderstanding me :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because...that's just gross! I didn't think he was still summoning you...:eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
banned because he did :(
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if it was real why are you frowning?

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] twitch152:
Banned because if it was real why are you frowning?
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for forgetting your xda app siggy
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Banned because he was using his PC duh
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for saying that I summon you and :mad::mad::mad::mad:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for summoning the diarrhea into my body.

Snet from me HTC Dserie using lé XDA app. Excuse typoz.
[Off-topic] :
Banned for letting the lords of sh!t awake you :D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for that pot of nasty
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I am now leaving to better myself by learning in an establishment of education. :D Hello retardation! My school system is sh!t with a capitol "!" Haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for studying in the capitol of sh!+
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for not having enough power to control your digestive system :eek:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because when sh!+ happens, it just flows.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because it stops in the end ;)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because it ended with a splatter.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me imagine it :(
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned for the lulz. I should have recorded the sound at least... it was like a mudpie :)
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you really need to stop :mad:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if it really bothers you then don't imagine it, you shouldn't imagine it anyways! ;):D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I can't.

It's jow my brain functions.
[Off-topic] :
Banned because people who speak Spanish don't believe in the letter "h". :D

Double banned because you can't speak spanish! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I really want to learn.

P.S tjat was a typo but I decided to leave it tje way it was :p jajaja:D:D:p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because if this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM

And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance ;):D

jajaja! :D:)

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
banned because here's a real kitten song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I can has cheeseburger, I can has your soul!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because you have to watch what are you doing with that paper clippuh :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because that song was funny...:D

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because looks like that texican whopper meal that I ate a few hours ago is changing direction :( :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned for reversing Sakai's action from earlier! :eek:

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for making me imagine that I'm vomiting diarrheal :( :p
[Off-topic] 007K:
BANNED for ....Quoting:p
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because suckers like soccer :p
[Off-topic] :
Banned because I want chicken fingers and you're not supplying them to me!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's called football!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
banned because it's called sucker
[Off-topic] :
Banned because it's called successor!

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned because I don't care, he is a monkey and monkeys eat bananas!! :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Banned because....I'm a banana! :(

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
[Off-topic] husam666:
Banned for summoning captain obvious...
[Off-topic] :
Banned for summoning Erick...sicko haha

-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-