[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Hello thought i'd put it all together to make it easier to read im still adding but :p feel free to help add to it :D

if you cant tell im bored :/ :D :D :p btw also added txt file if you want to add then re upload :P in []'s is extra info or bits i added to make sense in ()'s is things that were there but don't make much sense

Edit: quite offended by some of the iPad comments on here :p as im using my ipad for the story and pc for typing :p :D

The fat man ran twenty miles round and round until he fell and went to rehab for

falling then he got up and started to dance like a chinpanzee with a very very large

pen in his left pocket, then went to mexico where he dated a rather nice banana in

pinstripes who was suspiciously not what she wanted to eat.

Whilst that's happening far far away on a distant planet where the came back

from the plastic beach geting blown by a mexican guy using a very large thread

closing moderator who closed a very sticky situation.

"Get yourself into a mental rehab" Mcintyre was singing, to an iphone, then found XDA

whilst browsing porn and did stuff with his tiny girl friends hand which was also

another name for a transforming robot which has the power to transform and split into

a HUGELY big piece of junk, which is worthless. Sell it quickly otherwise it will be

an iPhone, then your buggered, unless you dance to the biggest rom chef here whilst

chugging some delicious apple juice, which you made trying to forget about your Apple

with a worm.

Her big headahe caused me agro deep inside my thought about going to get some new

super powers so i can fly to a place where stories end but they don't and continue to

be exruciatingly long when all i want is to smash an iphone over something realy a

work of art like WP7S.

Sink or swim like Captain Planet when he go crying like a dirty girl trying to find

a Golden HD2 party in vegas that had a funny thing attatched [PAGE 10] used for

blowing small little holes in walls and a train that stopped in the middle of the

intergalactic track which was littered with broken iphones which she always hated.

Dark cloudy skies only on Wednesdays or possibly Mondays when there is a spaceship

that used humans for thousands of years as an army to stop apple from taking over

Microsoft Windows Mobile because I love this amazing invention.

Chips glorious Chips wich i threw at your mum with a hot dog in a hallway and

slipped into ROM cooking frenzy but my device dropped into a pile of stinky rotting

apples which i'll eat after, whilst laughing at steve jobs who's such a smoking weed

dude who likes unicorns roasted with sauce on a shiny just washed underpant.

It's about time to watch 'The annoying Orange' advert thats should die very slowly

whilst creating non-lactoseintolerant cheese for his girl friend who likes things

bigger kind of like my big ego [PAGE 15] which also likes tobasco sauce on chilli

con carni and fish and chips in a house with no windows or any apples just palm and

android. Palm was bought by apple machintosh, a stupid brand who has milkshakes and

many cows.However, The cows like to smoke some candy ciggarets on the xda portal and

learn about how to ride starships into orbit whilst eating crispy Kentuck Fried

Chicken and then a big mac attack with fries and mcnugget grenades,whoppers, and

lemonade.

Meanwhile the starship crashed on steve Martin, not jobs, in the market on a sale.

Meanwhile the cockroach was singing with History Maker by Delirious and also with

post man pat, [who] squated and shat on the ipad, which was worse than a frickin

android and palm bad buisnes plan or better put Poop in a pan.

"4 Words bro" said Fallen Spartan laughing his head, Shooting the Armeter with her

hand and then jumped [PAGE 20] out of bed. What a voyage! What a Dream! to the other

side of the world through a wormhole chased the mole through the shoal of sweaty

clothes which then lead to the creation of the cyber phone which killed off

Steve jobs and Apple for good.

April fools day is the beggining to annoy people but its over, not next time because

the oldman died from non stop laughing of a joke about fishing boats and his desire

to feel free swimming in water [being] accused of man slaughter thinking why the

elephant ate a pink ribbon with a text in cuneiform script written in invisible,

about mac os4.0 and it's ability to crap without flushing the toilet and smell like

a decade old.

A new millennium with a giant appetite for apples didn't fill my pocket with lots.

Brush your teeth with a good and very brown chocolate mars bar that everyone hated

[PAGE 25]like an iphone, that people threw in the loo that was nasty just like poo

and like wee little green men [that] seem to run little leprachauns who are evil

No flights allowed due to ash and plane crashes which happened to no one any where.

How's this story going on untill now please advice, which i know makes no sence

but i don't involve myself in any meaningfull conversation [because it] would be

fruitless because he loved all the double posts [because it] help to increase

my post count so i can get 300 posts then get more, nothing to post because a

mod will make you cry for mama.(What the hell are we talking [about] in this thread?

(Simon posting crazy, pimple or boil?, for food or increased post count, no more

flashing, my eyes hurt so i need [to] go to specsavers and get a cool pair of Orsis

sunglasses, Please ban simon [PAGE 30] just because he is quadrupling his post count

haha)

(Feel like puking on this forum because it's something, something green yellow and

blue and that douche called me noobie as well all were once smoke to much simon

posts noncense he wont quit and keep posting read this post Please ban simon second

the motion y'all are mean we are not yes you are why you little amazingly handsome

person you wish buddy like the other no0b that went looking 4 a girlvery very

unlikley he gets love,in his dreams likley to be wet beond measure unless with a

rulerGramatical error encountered stop replying to "the frog went" [Nice try to

start the story again there by M_T_M :p] everything i post no frog reply? whadaya

mean by frog)

"Anyway how are you doing today?" "I'm going to make out with your left hand"

also with my HD2 that i use for cooking dinner for my [PAGE 35] beautiful

HTC device.

Rock around the clock, 1 o'clock , no [it's] actualy 3, [oh wait] or maybe 4

when i went to kick (the) steve jobs because of his job trying to build a barbie

house out of iPad's on a piece of broken cardboard whichh happened to have a

HTC HD2 in it, [although] that was broken.

(i Hate braces by XDA forum)

Recieving a punch right at the nose of your very first wife "arhhhhhh~~!!!~!!"

she shout[ed] "pull it out" and kiss my three yellow zucchinis in my hand that i

punch[ed] you [with] in a private place leaving me unconcious because it's big.

(bad grammar again, btw afaic imnsho, speaking in tounges, with avatar accent)

Whilst texting friends from holy tree to a Wower ( Out of idea's hi mr.clown)

and Master Yoda, Shower he took in his pants, a dangerous weapon lurks waiting

for the use on (a hot laptop) an innocent person [and] an elderly woman

who was hot [PAGE 40] he then lol'ed at the age of 85.

Enjoy living in college, this big thing he found yesterday was round and long,

kind of smelly like a soccer ball, or baby even.

Keep her happy for 48 hours, (and) [also] the baby cried for candy that was

spicy and very sweet according to her tounge [which was] used for collecting

more samples, which enhances recreational activities during practice on

monday evenings, running around naked in his house.

(Dang your fast, your just old, but better looking, you wish @ , the age of

50 whilst im only 15 and good looking Beat that, bed ridden always, im sexy

and amazing and every one loves me, high on crack (obviously) and this old

, ignored by old)

The man mentioned in the OP is my bestfriend and also my dress is stained red

like those in my closet that look awful to me and (rock roll animal)

(a mi no me gusta rock musica) potatoes and goats.

[PAGE 45] like llamas and french calendar cookies who enjoy a good cup of

my new senior member memberness.

(that's cheating dude, that's completley right)

Once upon a time there was ( i like desire, i like me, sense made none

mocking you are, forgive me peace, i love u 2,)

Old school stuff is just a joke today from a clown who's named Bozo,

or Mr.Pennywise who makes funny jokes of lemons out of his list of

victims and People magazine [whilst] sharpening his knife [and]

gutting [a] big deer, thinking about stuff [like] the new iphone 4

(random iphone reference??) that was trashed by a gnome.

"Drink more beer" "Out of rum?"

(needs some posting, stop double postingn stop stopping me, you old man, why

i oughta)

Why don't you run like hell outa this website and [then] rush back because of

ORUD.

(whoever that is??, this still going??, amazingly yes continue,Anyway

where were we?, playing this game [PAGE 50], an ORUD is

obessesive Rom updating dissorder, game in overtime , or rolling ur dum butt,

that 3 plus,learn to count,Going party now, well deserved Orb,

arriving from party, welcome back orb.)

Nite, work tomorow,dance all night sleep

all day, Now @ work, i saw something /"\ hahaha, very mature indeed, and sometimes

childish, with some new direction of thinking, whil task 29 phone, when your strange,

strange what galaxys???, thats goors lyrics,obscure reference now, Nonsense funny

thread,)

Miliz is old (why you little) but wise enough to fry squirrels and eat them and

[then give] (gave) them to my hackintosh.

(yo quireo un Hackintosh,) one fine day,( with old men, what the hell, just happened

here?,) withh all this, insane music playin whilst vigrously touching a bald eagle

on a tree branch eating raw monkey flesh till [THE] (he) (grammatical error above)

teacher flunkeed (you) [him] whilst drinking something he doesnt like [PAGE 55]