yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[EVO 4G General] AlwardC:
Well atleat you onlu have 2 more posts. I have 8 more to go. I guess it pays to start posting from day one. When you final need or want to post you are limited a bit.

But it is worth it and I understand why they do it. :)
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
You gotta be kidding me..

Please read back from post 515 on.

There is a screen shot thread in the themes section. If you new guys are going to vomit out 10 useless posts just to get out of kindergarten please AT LEAST make them entertaining. This is the "off-topic" thread, NOT the "garbage-post" thread.

Thank you.

That's what she said..
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
And don't come back till you have something useless but HUMOROUS to say for yourself!
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
The irony is that dude will probably never open this thread again..

smh.. getoffmylawn style
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Oh and one more thing:

That's what she said.. heheh
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
The worst part was the tears welling in her sad, sad, disillusioned eyes...
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
[YOUTUBE]K7v2mBo7FUQ[/YOUTUBE]
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
They might not be back but atleast u got me in here commenting now....how u guys doin these days....
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I'm doin' great! Flashed a new Rom (destroyer), just got some new toys in, and my daughter just got back from a week and a half at her grandmothers. Things are going well! You?
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Im alright...I love destroyer rom. My daughters gonna come live with me again in april. Shes been living at my brothers house since i got cancer back in september. I cant wait. Also I get to go to my trainer for the first time at the gym tomorrow.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
That is awesome news! Awesome news like that deserves something special....lets see....
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Perfect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI
[EVO 4G General] Toneekay:
Supsup........
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Very well. I got a nice promotion a couple months ago. Very time consuming but it's awesome.

lol.. See, this guy gets it :D

Welcome to XDA guys :)
[EVO 4G General] lugnuttz:
Love this phone... just getting to learn how to root. Just tried Mikfroyo, and love it
[EVO 4G General] burrman:
Hi folks,

Just started to use the forums, have been reading them for a long time and decided to jump in.

Don't really have anything intelligent to add at the moment except

I feel the love, dontcha feeeeel the love ..... I know I do.

I think I need a group hug now.

and a tissue.

Rock on folks.
[EVO 4G General] Laoto:
Same here :)
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Aw geez.... 8-O

I guess nobody told you...

See, Nebs...well...nebs has the herpes. And the clap. And we're pretty sure he has double Aids (don't ask how that works), but the doctors won't get near enough to test him any more, so....

And I guess you know by now how much he hates condoms. And how persuasive he can be. Sorry, guys. At this point, its just something we all deal with.

But, please God, tell me you didn't feel any of fixxxer's love....if you did, do a google image search for "blue waffle disease." I'd post a link, but it would bring back horrible memories of comforting a teary, shame-filled Nebs after his first "fixxxident." Don't worry, they eventually made up and are now best buds.
[EVO 4G General] Laoto:
Say what???
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
To those who don't know: tejasrichard is an aspiring freelance writer..

To tejasrichard: I know how rough it's been since you lost the gig with "Big Milky Jugs" (tri-weekly). I appreciate you keeping it clean.

Also, I hesitate to mention this knowing you took some creative liberty, but the sordid affair was between fixxxer and his alter-ego: smoother
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Marsh! Paging Dr. Marsh! Could TimmyMarsh please come to the offtopic section?
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
What? Does a guy hafta flag his own post to get a little moderation around here?

Hmmm. Lemme try...

timmymarsh!, timmymarsh!, timmymarsh!

...

wait for it...

...

wait for it...

...

wait for it...

Dammit! I was SURE that would work!
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
You could always try a good ole MMQTB ;)

I look that thread up every once in a while when I feel like a good lol..

Anyone who hasn't heard of the MMQTB should do a google search for it and read the thread in all it's glory..
[EVO 4G General] DanBergundy:
I would argue that mine are cuter.

Also, the hot tub thing failed for us once.
[EVO 4G General] barbiedollish:
I sat and read through this entire thread because job boredom sucks.
[EVO 4G General] DanBergundy:
Lol, what job?
[EVO 4G General] notown775:
I too sat here and read through most of this.... ok I lied all of it

Sent from my Satan fone
[EVO 4G General] wildgillis:
Thanks for taking the time to argue but I won
[EVO 4G General] DanBergundy:
Really!?!? that's all you got??

Greeley (photos are anywhere from her at 15-16 mons old)

Haviland (He is 3 now)
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Jeez you guys have some ugly kids!!

Just kidding, they could all be Gerber Babies, except the one with the facial hair and glasses :)

(really, I was just kidding, no need to hack my life and steal my identity over it or anything..)

I'm calling it a tie..

I would post pics of my kids but they are all furry and walk on 4 legs, and they sniff each other's butts and crap in the yard.. and one of them actually caught a bird. Poor bird but that was kinda cool seeing her actually catch a damn bird!!
[EVO 4G General] wildgillis:
steal your identity? I got something worse Im sending steve jobs over to your house
[EVO 4G General] mrono:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x90wq4_cats-bitter-disappointment-after-sn_shortfilms

What is with all these sites including trackbacks and twitter links in their comments, I go to read the comments and it's just the article title tweeted over and over!

Cats are cute.

DEBATE
[EVO 4G General] wildgillis:
cats suck

dogs are better
[EVO 4G General] mrono:
http://www.davehitt.com/blog2/never-talk-to-the-police/

Don't talk to the police :D
[EVO 4G General] redrazr7791:
+1 for the dog

More specifically a Sony Aibo :D http://support.sony-europe.com/aibo/index.asp

To bad they quit producing them over 10 years ago :mad:
[EVO 4G General] Minjin:
Alright, I found a use for this thread. ;)

What is up with all the morons posting questions in the General forum? They're even using silly little [Q] tags so they KNOW they are posting a question and therefore in the wrong forum.
[EVO 4G General] wildgillis:
+1

10char
[EVO 4G General] mrono:
idk, retardism runs rampant these days, common sense isn't so common anymore.

http://www.maniacworld.com/tool-to-unclog-your-drain.html

HAIR MONSTER OF DOOM!!!
[EVO 4G General] tgruendler:
I love the tags for this thread:

big boobies, daddy touched me, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, me love you long time, the shocker
[EVO 4G General] redrazr7791:
That or the same crap gets posted...over and over again.

Seriously though, the "General" section is turning into a combination of "Dr. Phil" and "Jerry Springer"! Thank goodness Toast allowed us the opportunity to have an "Off-Topic" lounge :D
[EVO 4G General] rdub4nd:
+1 for the dogs...cats are creppy...l0l I love my Irish Terrier
[EVO 4G General] wildgillis:
meet "Noah"
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Dammit. I had considered..No. I can't do it. The sheer amount of clicking...it boggles the mind. Call me something dirty so I can flag your post.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
this chick cracks me the f*ck up!

http://kotaku.com/#!5784471/the-xperia-play-does-horrible-things-to-one-amazing-lady/gallery/1
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I did a bad thing. Sorry guys. :(
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Don't punish Nebs...

For my bad sense of humor...
[EVO 4G General] NotATreoFan:
Lucky for you, I am a fan (no pun intended :)) of National Lampoon movies, and immediately recognized the text when I read the RP this morning. :p The ban has been reversed.

I actually have this as a ringtone on my phone. Ripped directly from the DVD.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
L..M..A..O!!!!!

Thanks NATF!! You're the best!

Rich, good one..
[EVO 4G General] NotATreoFan:
Full Disclosure: I didn't reverse the ban. It was done by the issuing Mod once I explained what your post meant. :)
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
My post still stands ;)

but I will add a big thanks! To the understanding mod who let me back in the playground to play with all the other kids
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Big time +1. Thanks for explaining things to him, notatreofan. Sometimes my humor doesn't translate well...even to people from the same area I'm in :D

Glad you're back, jerk-face.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Got a bone to pick...

People need to start saying "thanks" (thanks button) more often around here. I've seen many people go out of their way to help other people and not even get a ****in "thank you". Hell...I made 20+ splashscreen and a boot animation that have been downloaded thousands of times and I've only been thanked twice. Y'all need to quit being so self absorbed and show a little gratitude every once in a while.

Sorry, but I'm sick of the selfish bull**** that goes on around here.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
You are working too hard. Try saying more stupid sh!t. That has been my strategy, and would you look at that! So far, it has netted me nearly 5 times the number of "thanks" as you've received.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Lmfao!

Will do...
[EVO 4G General] Tonyphase:
I really like pizza.
[EVO 4G General] aham83:
There should be a like and a dislike button.
[EVO 4G General] odawg1022:
Posting

How long or how many post do you have to do before you can post in the rom section?
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
You have to hit 12many's thanks button, post something in this thread that's so funny/outrageous that tejasrichard spits beer out his nose when he reads it, then start a new thread about the EVO 3D specs.

Actually, before you are allowed to post in the development section all you have to do is make 10 posts but before you do please refer to THIS POST.

Welcome to XDA
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Against my better judgement, I thanked you for this post...even though it though it was more informative than stupid. Please don't make a habit of this, or we will be forced to remove you "senior member" status, and take back your official xda troll id card.

Edit: you know what is really funny? After all that hullabaloo, we still haven't seen Timmymarsh...
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
He probably gets a little indigestion thinking about the Hero section..
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
I almost forgot the (arguably) most important step to earning your right to post in dev.. You must add 2 lol-inducing tags to this thread.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
You forgot the $1,000 membership fee. ;)
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Sweet baby jesus in a basket, I'm bored...I am so bored, my brain has begun the final decent into entropy, and I can no longer even think of things to do to amuse myself. I'm so bored, I may buy a puppy just to give it a swift kick. At least comforting it and trying to regain its trust would give me something to do. I'm so bored, I may cruise the CL personals in the hopes that a good case of crabs would be a distraction.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Holy crap I almost pissed myself reading this. Timmmmmyyyyyyy where r u. Just be happy fixxxxer stays out of this thread. Just remember where the off topic lounge came from (raising hand for creation of thread in hero cdmahero forum) I also recall helping u get unsuspended LOL.

Tre....I dare u the mmqtb this whole thing. That'll get u heard
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Lol, Big Papa, we just got Nebs unbanned...I am NOT ABOUT to stick my hand in the bear-trap again!
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
<------ pushes bear trap closer closer. Here neeeeeeebbbbbbbsssssssss
[EVO 4G General] odawg1022:
Thanks for the info. I'm new to xda I've had my evo since day 1 but i recently decided to root. I try alot of roms so i would like to give my feed back on a few of them.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Ok, I actually LOL'd! Teehee!
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Oh, no you don't! Not in here! This is Off Topic! No on topic discussions will be tolerated!
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
lmao, I turn my attention towards work for two hours and you guys are plotting??

What the butt??

I have a feeling the third time will not be very charming

odawg, you're walking a thin line buddy, I can only hold these guys back for so long..post up something funny or suffer the consequences.

(we're just kidding with you, and only because we're starving for lol's)
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Ill just use my negotiating skills and break u out of jail again. We need a little excitement around here.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
LOL! You did bust out some serious negotiating on my behalf :) we should have sold the micro-drama right to Lifetime. Which reminds me of something humorous.. my cousin refers to Lifetime as "Lifetime, television for idiots" lol
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Lol's = "Lots Of Lesbians"
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
SEE?!?!?! You're doing better already!
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Is this Radius from CB?
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Wow...I just got called a troll for disagreeing with someone. "Troll" must be a pretty loose term nowadays. Lol

I'm hiding in here for a while. The stick to butt ratio is way lower here.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
If that question was directed at me, I have no idea what you are asking and those words don't appear to make sense in that order, so...Imma pretend you asked "What is the Radius of a Circle who's area, when changed from units squared to degrees Kelvin, and then plotted on a color scale, shows up as burnt umber?" The answer, as always, is 42.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
You remind me of a dude that goes by the handle "Radius". Avatar is similar as well. Obviously you're Stephen Hawking, so my bad. Lol
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Yeah, I got that, I was just being a smartass. But, no I'm not that other dood. tejasrichard has been my handle for a long time now. Should you see another tejasrichard on some other forum, chances are, he is me. As far as the avatar goes, that is actually me. It was taken 2-3 months ago (sometime after christmas, but before valentines day) with my evo. It is actually the least disturbing of three shots I took at the same time. Additionally, it has not, in any way, been doctored, nor were any filters or special effects used, of any kind. That is exactly what the shot looked like when it was taken (lowish light, indoors, flash on, from close range).
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
...and people say the Evo's camera sucks. Pfffft! What do they know?!
[EVO 4G General] aka.karasawa:
First off I wish to apologize about the 9 other posts coming up. Unfortunately the 10 post limit is a tad bit annoying when you are trying to ask a legitimate question in an "advanced form". Again I'm sorry.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Holy christ

I'm reporting it..
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
There is no doubt in my mind it had been made clear THIS IS THE OFF-TOPIC THREAD, NOT THE GARBAGE POST THREAD!!! Which leaves me with no doubt you have not read any of this thread.

karasawa- a good "rule of thumb".. If you feel the need to apologize for something BEFORE you do it then just DON'T DO IT!!

smh

Mods- any chance we can get these useless posts removed??

Please and thanks
[EVO 4G General] pulser_g2:
Thread cleaned of 10-post spam
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Any way the jerk can have his post-count reset? I mean, what is the point of having a minimum post requirement if it can be circumvented so easily? Or perhaps a one month ban? I'd be happy to swear I was deeply offended and insulted by each and every one of those 10 posts.

Edit: never mind! I see that my wish was granted in advance. You crazy cats! I love the voodoo that you do so well!
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
so totally off topic, since this is the thread for it...

today, for ****s n giggles, i turned on my old Heroc.

and I laughed and laughed and laughed.

'nuff said. ya'll know what I mean.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
I for one so very much know what you mean! My Hero now sits on my coffee table and serves as a wifi-only micro portal to the internet.

It's very comical how obsessed I was with that phone and NEVER thought it was too small!! LOL
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Every once in a while, I'll fire up one of my old Blackberries.....and point and laugh at it until my GF tells me to "stop it!".
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
LOL!! I LOVED my BB Curve, omg tech has come a long way and fast!
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
Bwaahaahaa! OK, this is a sad and hilarious example of the modern world we live in. I love it.

http://gizmodo.com/#!5785898/sad-website-will-create-sad-virtual-girlfriend-for-your-sad-life

help me get a fake GF fellas!

http://cloudgirlfriend.com/51tdo
[EVO 4G General] Johnny Jez:
I am rooting and flashing my first Rom!!!
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
congrats! welcome to your new obsession! ;) and welcome to the comunity.

be sure to read the rules, post in the right sections, and as always, use the search before asking/posting!

:D
[EVO 4G General] blakeboys:
Sweet!!! What rom? also make sure once you set it up to your liking, reboot into recovery and do a nandroid backup so you will be protected once you start playing with roms. ENJOY!! :p
[EVO 4G General] Johnny Jez:
I went with Myn’s Warm TwoPointTwo. Good idea on the nandroid backup!
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
One more thing, you bes' come correct, cause I WILL NOT HESITATE to slap a fool!
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Also, reading through this thread, in particular, will give you a pretty good idea who is full of ****, and which crowd you don't want to hang out with. Namely, the jackasses that loiter in here all the time.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
thats a great choice to start with, super stable, really slick theming throughout, nice animations.

can't go wrong with that one.

once you get it set up, nandroid it (inc. A2SD ext and android secure partitions), then start playing around with some others.

miui is fun to play with, not my thing though.

CM7 is coming along nicely, careful though, you might become a nightly addict. ;)

Also Myns Warm-Z is nifty, but not fully finished.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
U r on topic...this is off topic lounge. Trolling of that kind is not tolerated is these parts. To redeam urself u must post something humorous.
[EVO 4G General] odawg1022:
Your so right about obsession I flash a new rom every couple of days.... I wonder how many phone calls I miss now. Lol

EVO 4G-VirusROM RC 6-Launcher Pro
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Why the hell is everyone on topic??!!?? I don't understand this! You have 4 whole forums and innumerable threads to discuss you love of all things evo and rom related! For god's sake, do you talk up the evo while throwin the old lady a bone? Well, honestly, sometimes I do, but I'm just nasty like like that. And this is beside the point. The point is, other than trying to keep Nebs out of Siberia, we have mostly been trying to keep you doods off topic. Why?!? We can't keep you ON topic anywhere else, so what in the name of all that is perverted makes you come in here and be all clean cut and lovey dovey? "ooo! my evo is SO AWESOME! I can't wait to flash a nandroid on it! hurp durrp!" Seriously? WE HAVEN'T A BOOB SHOT POSTED IN FRIKKIN DAYS!!!

;) I'm just teasin, y'all! Don't mind me! (But seriously...Tits or GTFO)
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
(made that just fer yoooo!)
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
BAHAHAHA! 2 dollars if you can find a picture of Nebs and put his head on it!

Waaaiiittt a second...N...Nebs? Is that already you?
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Hows this man...

This was nebs pic on gtalk lmao
[EVO 4G General] teh roxxorz:
Tag, you're it.

No tag backs.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Tag! you have the venereal disease!

No re-infections!
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
I was gonna say the same thing. Its hard to be infected when u already have it LOL.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
"oh Richard, I know you love it but enough about the phone.. just make the sweet love to me"
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Lmao the guys legs look just as Harry as the pic I posted of the man Bobbies.

Is that u nebs.....I bet it is. U like those big girls. More cushion...
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Don't sweat it though nebs I found Richards pic online earlier. He looks really happy atleast

And these are the tattoos he had

My lattest adventure
[EVO 4G General] fixxxer2008:
so im tired and bored but cannot go to bed till late. im on call this weekend for a 1700 unit apartment complex. im just waiting for all the drunks to get home and be locked out. :rolleyes:
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Good morning!!! :D

Just kidding. I f'ng hate mornings....
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Holy ****....I just ate a bad M&M. *gags*
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Ugh, I know what you mean. Few things piss me off more than opening a bag of M&M's only to see half of them were misprinted and read "W&W"!!

HELLO people at the M&M factory, I think it's time to calibrate your equipment!
[EVO 4G General] blakeboys:
EVO 3D GSM PRICE RELEASED
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Lol...yeah, a bad M&M can ruin a guy's faith in candy coated chocolate.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
I'll take four please..
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
So I have to ask: What was bad about it? Was it filled with something brown that wasn't chocolate? Was it old and tasted like it had sat in a smokey bar for ten years?
[EVO 4G General] blakeboys:
Thats all?
[EVO 4G General] billodell:
what exactly does a bad m&m entail? never seen one lol
[EVO 4G General] fixxxer2008:
WOW that's pretty high for a phone. ill go with the nexus s.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Moldy peanut inside. Tasted like hell...
[EVO 4G General] blakeboys:
Ya its pretty outrageous. I

I'll probably still buy it and return it if its not worth the money.just like I did the touch pro 2
[EVO 4G General] teh roxxorz:
So someone stole my Evo right before calculus III today...I'm not a happy camper.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
PappaSmurf, this is your doing isn't it?!? I will NOT put my foot in your bear trap. Sneaky jerk.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
:eek:that ****in sucks.:(

use any phone locator apps? find them and initiate a beatdown?
[EVO 4G General] blakeboys:
You said it!!! I'd pound the $h!t out of someone for stealing my precious. :p
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Soooooo....what you're saying is, you're a dirty, dirty **** pounder?
[EVO 4G General] blakeboys:
Wouldn't you like to know? :rolleyes:
[EVO 4G General] teh roxxorz:
I would...I'm in a fighting mood. But no, I didn't have any, only had my mobile data on, and my gps was off.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
That wasn't my bear trap...that was some douche talking On-topic in the OFF-TOPIC area. Looks like someone hasn't learned how to read even though they r in a high tech forum where reading is a necessity.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Just look for the next person asking a weird question about the evo in the dev section. They probably found ur xda app and r retarded and ask in the wrong question.
[EVO 4G General] teh roxxorz:
I WISH someone was dumb enough to do that, because on the lock screen/notification bar it says teh roxxorz, this sn and my xbl tag...I'd be breaking faces at that point.
[EVO 4G General] htcevoowner:
hi all I love the community and your guys work!
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Thank you....and welcome to xda. :)

Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
*yawn*.. It ain't easy being a jackass all day every day.

Welcome to xda
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Speak for yourself....

For some of us, it comes naturally. :p
[EVO 4G General] teh roxxorz:
Maybe you should take it as a sign and be done with that old horse.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Just stop that retard train right there. Someone has to see to the erotic needs of our deceased equine friends and, if I have any say in the matter, that person will be Nebs. You just let him keep at it till one of them is satisfied.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Man.....*yawns intensely*

I need some coffee and a miracle today.