yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Bwahahaha epic
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Hah the image URL is just as much win.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Bwaa..hahaha! I'm such a turd sometimes. :D
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
yeah.. I might just buy some of these..

A good friend that used to work at Subway put a sign above the urinal that read "PLEASE stop eating the urinal cakes!!"
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
lol!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Hah awesome.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Lol...the church ones are hilarious.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
tejasrichard

and

PapaSmurf

Where are you??

There are NO DAYS OFF in the OTL!!
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
A quick check of my twitter feed would answer that question, lol!

http://twitter.com/#!/TejasRichard
[EVO 4G General] imheroldman:
Good laugh

Hey guys, newbie here, and loving it.

Had to say the dude with the rocket launcher just made my day. Had a long night as it was my first attempt at rooting and flahsing, up till 5am. Then had a birthday party for my 2 year old boy and I am wiped!!! Thanks for the relief!

Anyhow, just wanted to say hi and possibly get to know some of you guys so I have contacts here as I get familiar.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
What up guy. Crazy ass Jamal ... think we all know a 'Jamal.' LOL

Welcome! My name is Ben. I like to drink.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Trust me, if you make contact with anyone posting in this forum, the LEAST you will need is a massive shot of penicillin and a priest.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Unless he connects with nebs..then he is just ****ed lol
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
What..the..fudge..

Multi-quote is NOT working for me :(

Richard- I just read your last two tweets, not sure if I should be happy or sad for you.. or both. Divorce is ugly but mine was arguably the best day of my life ;)

CB- Where oh where did you find that pic of smoother and his alter ego?? Good one

Noob- Welcome to the looney bin. Don't take anything too seriously and you'll fit in just fine :) but heed Richards warning, the value of inoculations CANNOT be underestimated. Also, you must have caught the wiping/flashing bug something awful.. I'm sure you meant to say you're "whipped" ;)

conqu1stador- my name is Ben too, we're twinkies!! :D
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Yeah Richard it sucks but at the same time it was the best most relieving day of my life and where I am now puts my past life to shame a 1000 times over.

Nebs...um I hacked his drop box lol
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
lulz, brotards! Had you read the last 3 tweets, you'd have gotten the joke!

I do appreciate the support (seriously), but luckily, we aren't getting divorced. That isn't something I would ever want to go through, especially with kid(s) involved. Glad you guys made it though ok...that **** is rough. My parents just split 4 (?) years ago, and even with no child support or any bull**** like that to fight over, it was still hard on everyone

But seriously, I think cumqueeftwatdor is on to something with his suggested title...it really has a nice ring to it. And, Bonus! It would match my new pants (armani, *****es!)

(sweet god, I couldn't even THINK that with a straight face, lol!)
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
LOL

I was about to delete me post ... *gayshameface* ... binge drinking and a full moon, you guys know how that goes :coolbluefacewithsungalsses:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
K, that last one wasn't even technically sexual, but after all the others, it feels like the dirtiest...

Way to corrupt a food that is basically more preservative than food. You win at trolling. Here is your medal:
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Aww, I want one ... would go great with my Purple Hard and Tour of Booty medals.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
(Clears throat).........should I make a speach. LOL

I saved the medal. Ill cherish it for life
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Fine. Yours is here.
[EVO 4G General] aimbdd:
lol saved by click to flash :D
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Ill just leave this here...

http://twitter.com/#!/TejasRichard/status/57268127574134784

no fears, this one is legit.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I am also gonna leave this here...

[YOUTUBE]_sUrQWsUjTA[/YOUTUBE]
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Almost a fail. Ur kinda on topic here
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Wow, you guys think this gay thing is going to take off like the Jesus / FailReligion bit did???
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Dammit. I am such a terrible example. The george takei thing has to be worth SOME points, though. I mean, gods sake, the man looks like Gollum's gay grandfather.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
You have no excuse, it's only a half moon tonight..
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
The air about the Supersonic forums is absolutely electric tonight. It is really 'popping off' tonight. And half moon what? I spotted a fully earlier this evening. Though, it remains to be seen if she had a penis or not.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Well folks, time to pour one for 12many.

He received a weeks vacation for a run-in with the sandy one.

("the sandy one" is not a reference to the mod who banned him, nor any other mod)
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Lmao did he really
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Yep. Word on the street is, someone has been flagging folks.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
That's so retarded. They can flag me all they want. Ill just use an alternate screen name like most people do. LOL. If u get that offended on an internet forum then they prob have some severe mental health issues.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
pfft, one week nothing.

I hope Sandy gets a shower soon..
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Week smeek
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
@nebs and pappa:

A-fvckin-men.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
I say we go on a huge trolling mission. Either that or mmq all the threads in general and q&a lol
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I gots plans, no fears :thmsup:
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Well it must have been bad enough for the mods to do some cleanup.. I can't find any offending posts by 12many..

Only 6.5 more days buddy, hang in there! HAHAHAHAHA
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
He apparently used the word "gay" in a derogatory manner.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
That's so gay!

Kinda like that?
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Also found his mugshot
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Thanks for the nightmares, jerk.
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
LOL confusion and yeast infections .. stuff I'm all too familiar with. Apparently use of the word gay (I love gay people - my best friend is gay!!1! LOL ) is ban-worthy? I dunno, apparently this girl 'tammy' is on a flagging mission (no, not fragging, that wouldn't be cool enough) as of late. Apparently the 'bad word filter' isn't working so MODs are working overtime and changing the word '****ing' in posts to 'heavenly' instead of '****ing.' If that isnt more insulting and suggestive than the latter I just don't know what is. This is XDA ... not some ***** ass second hand forum. I don't know what is more disgusting ... some second rate forum moderation or a yeast infection I have to deal with face to face? Either way, apparently I'm dealing with both.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
I bet t***y is fat..
[EVO 4G General] Toneekay:
Supsup.......
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
It's the eyes! :eek:

Why was he banned?
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Welcome to XDA retardedgay!

I'm certain you will feel most welcome here as we love retards and gays.

Let us know if you have any questions but please remember this thread is the OFF TOPIC LOUNGE. No discussion of the phones or software in this thread.. fun only! :D
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
LolChrist makes me giggle. He's my lolsavior.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
You think YOU love 'em...here in texas, we elect 'em Governor.
[EVO 4G General] retardedgay:
U elect what...gays or retards or both
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Yes.

6chars
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
Anyone else just a huge fan of Gold Toe socks?

I ****ing LOVE Gold Toe socks.

:cool:
[EVO 4G General] LouRock:
Agree.. ;)
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Disagree

I like to dip my feet in industrial grade latex, the stuff you coat tool handles with, about 3 or 4 times a month. Most of the time I can get by without shoes :D
[EVO 4G General] LouRock:
Never thought of it that way.. LOL... :D
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
I have bunyons...will that be an issue?

And, what at least appears to be, an infected corn ... and a hang nail. Its pretty jacked up.

Thoughts?
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
That's a gold toe ... toe. Hope we don't have any Knicks fans in the hizzy.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! who are you, and wtf did you come from? U can't just come up in here, all agreeing with people and sh!t, out of nowhere! introductions are in order!
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
ESPECIALLY if there will be potions involved!
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Just saw a dude call someone a douche basically because the other dude's post included words with more than two syllables. The last sentence of my response was "If your noodle can't handle the sauce, man up or gtfo." This may be my new signature. I hate the demonizing of intelligence that goes on in this country.
[EVO 4G General] *.jpg:
w00t post #10 (sorry for the interruption . . . please continue the o-t discussion :p)
[EVO 4G General] the_scotsman:
I've just a cleanup of the last few pages. While this is an "off-topic" thread, it doesn't give you "free reign" on what you can post. No more offensive, bigoted, racist, demeaning, sexist, or prejudist posts/images or further bans will be handed out.
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
*cries*
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
http://images2.memegenerator.net/Im...pg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Serious-Cat

haha, just kidding. You got it boss, thanks for the warning :)
[EVO 4G General] the_scotsman:
lol...nah, just kidding...we all like a bit of off-topic humour, just remember to keep it clean (as the thread title states)...:)
[EVO 4G General] beesneazy:
Hey I just
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
OMG I totally just got a little sick scrolling down waiting for the infamous "thread locked" icon.

Got me :p
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Thanks for the warning (as opposed to bans!)

And seriously..this image?

I'm stealing it. It is already stolen. I already have threads in mind where this will be put to good use.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
U might want to change the thread name to the politically correct/censored keep light like fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers off topic thread.
[EVO 4G General] Product F(RED):
How messed up is this guys?

http://www.9news.com/news/article/1...-be-tested-for-HIV-after-flu-vaccines-reused-
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Only read the link but have to say those responsible need to be shot b a firing squad
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Very...smh
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Yeah, pretty damned messed up. We found out a couple if years ago that the blood samples that were taken when our kid was born, along with who knows how many hundreds of thousands of others, which were supposed to be used for testing for blood-born diseases etc....well, they were actually being warehoused, databased, and then sold by the state to drug and effing cosmetics companies to do testing with. There is a class-action lawsuit in the works.
[EVO 4G General] Product F(RED):
Holy **** man, that's insane :eek:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I blame fred for the lack of funny in here today. Way to be a downer, fred.

Way. To be. A downer.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
CAPTION CONTEST:
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Love it. 10char
[EVO 4G General] CrippleB:
nice.......
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Pappa: What? Traning? No! Who needs training to perform vasectomies? I'm pretty sure I got this. Drop trou, Nebs...
[EVO 4G General] :
Haha I love this thread! You guys hear what happened over in MIUILand? :(
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
No, what happened? (he says, hoping it is something off-topic) ((and juicy))
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Anybody wanna compare gun collections? :D

I'm having trouble deciding what to add to my arsenal next..
[EVO 4G General] the_scotsman:
Only weapon I need is my ban hammer:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Hot off the Pit:

Tonight's meal:

1. Marinated Ahi tuna steak

2. Grilled corn on the cob

3. Cilantro-lime rice (well, this wasn't on the grill, but it was very tasty!)

Grilled for later in the week:

1. Slow-roasted Beef crusted in salt and cracked black pepper

2. Blackened chicken (will be used in an Alfredo sauce over linguine)

3. Traditional BBQ chicken

4. Brined pork chops

Marinating for tomorrow:

Fajitas
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Mornin' nebs...morning tejasrichard...Mornin' papasmurf51...and everyone else
[EVO 4G General] t91180:
Good morning everyone!

Who sent all this snow?! =p

Teresa

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[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Oh hai.

Morning.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Mornin ... u get busted out of the slammer. The ban hammer got thrown around here last week huh. I got two days for saying a word similar to what urs was. It was weak but hey.....
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Yep...still got a bruise from getting wacked with the ol vacation mallet.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Dayum, you guys got banned? :confused:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Conqu1stador, he don't follow so good, ya know? ;p
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Yup for using words in everyday language that arnt curse words. Yeah confused me too but whatcha gonna do when the mod who wackes ya wont even communicate with u. But then again some just hide behind their powers. Oh well we r back and ready to party again.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Hah been bed ridden the last week. Haven't been keeping up with the news. ;)
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
welcome back gays!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
edited for cleanliness
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Ban hammer in...5...4...3...2...never mind only certain people were targeted. Ur safe this time my friend but be careful don't say any thing about the functianly challenged
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
smh.. That was a typo.. I meant to say "welcome back gays!"

sheesh I feel like such a retard :o
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Wow calm down there tiger...two ban words in one post. I see that ban hammer coming ur way. If u ask me that large ban hammer pic posted a few post up might be over compensating for something but that's just a guess and an opinion and in no means meant to be disrespectful to anyone on here. Maybe I should try to be more politically correct...

On a side not my gf's son just put a bumper sticker on his car that says...

Bamaism"work hard other people need your money" lol
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Hahahahaha!
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Hmmmm....what to make for dinner. Think I might grill up some random forum member. :D
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Might be a little grisley
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Yeah...probably taste a little gamey too.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Kinda like a wild turkey
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Alright, guys, this has to stop.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Lmao at the quote edit
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
I'm scared.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Speaking of quote-edits: read posts 13 & 14 of this thread

I got a REALLY good laugh out of that one.. :D
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Wow does cheezynuts want to c peoples feces
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Omg....I just laughed and gagged at the same time. Interesting experience....
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Carl's qpo
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Are you drunk again dude? Lol
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Coffee with 2 eggs (scrambled) and a fried slice of Canadian bacon FTW.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
What? Me? Nah. I'm cool, bro.
[EVO 4G General] smuglife101:
I love my Evo 4G so happy!
[EVO 4G General] t91180:
LOL me too!

Teresa

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[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Mmmm....hotdog buns and marshmallow eyeballs...

*drools*
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Just read an article that a company is recalling 7 million candles cause the pose a fire hazard...really there r some really stupid people in this world
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
lollol

though i do remember a candle recall involving these semi-gelatin like candles or something that would explode in waxy sexy disfiguring goodness. hotness. both literally and figuratively.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
I was thinking about lighting my ear wax on fire to see if it burns....or better yet, light a used (well coated) q-tip on fire. It would be like holding a miniature torch...or even better, light a bunch of waxy q-tips on fire and insert them into the hands of my son's action figures, then arrange them in a circle on my neighbor's front porch.
[EVO 4G General] tC05:
lmao well then maybe they should also recall matches and lighters cause they also post a fire hazard O.O
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn you, Benny Hinn! Damn you!
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Where the hell have Nebs and tejasrichard been? I need someone to pick on. Lol
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
***POOF***

YOU CALLED?
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
arrr.. I'm here matey. What can I do you for?
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Sup buddy buddies? Trying to think of a creative way to get banned. Maybe post a pic of me naked riding a a teeter totter with a knife in my teeth and a forty oz of Colt 45 in my hand?
[EVO 4G General] gatorz77:
Gotta be a little more creative :D to get banned lol jk
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
Oh, I love pigeons more then anything else in this world... besides oatmeal.
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
I know two words u can say to get the ban hammer(chisel for some) thrown at u.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
W'sup papa smurf? J/K about getting banned. Kinda sucked not being able to post for a week....especially when "you know who" was running his mouth all over the forum. Anyway...gonna finish this nightcap, then hit the hay. :D
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Interesting...

DELL iMD-3487FNT

Specs don't exactly blow me away but they aren't terrible.. for a netbook/tablet combo.. for $520. I think I like it :)
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Dude, that's retarded. Avoid. Like a void.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
easy now, careful with that language..

Not even close to considering it, just think it's interesting.

I wish I could find the perfect laptop or netbook. Had my eye on the Asus 1215N for a while.
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
That thing is f*cking hideous. I'd rather drink kerosene, then piss on a camp fire than own one of those.

*smacks nebs upside the head*
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Was 'kinda' kidding. I'm in the market for a new notebook as well. Was about to start looking into it when a CR-48 showed up, putting my search on hold. You in a specific price range? Size? Was just looking at a Lenovo Presser I think for something dropping soon if not already. Got the Chrome Notebooks on the horizon as well ....
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Man, this place has become too tame.

Bannzorz is lamez
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Yeah I'm still in the market.

12-13"

Dual core (at least) cpu

Dedicated graphics

500-700

Like I said, the Asus 1215n caught my eye a few months back but I just haven't pulled the trigger yet. There is an updated unit: the 1215B that has gotten some excellent reviews. I'll probably go with it (@ $450 on newegg) if I don't find anything better in the next couple weeks.

I'd really love to just go get a XOOM but I can't justify it until the price drops a couple hundred, wifi only would be just fine with me.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
That 1215T looks like a pretty formidable netbook, poking through some links

http://shop.lenovo.com/SEUILibrary/...CE1BC569A&tabname=&filter=Starting at Price_1

http://shop.lenovo.com/SEUILibrary/...-category-id=653343E0DE54435882FABC3CE1BC569A

I know some people, who know some people ... no, but seriously, have had some hands on time with some of these Edge models and Lenovo still gets it done. You can always find some good deals, especially with some slightly dated models ... and some people are really into resellers when it comes to getting a decent Lenovo for a good price as they are quality machines, refurbed or not. I, personally, don't go down reseller routes ... but, food for thought.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...ATCH&Description=Lenovo+Thinkpad+Edge&x=0&y=0

Why am I pimping Lenovo? :confused:

Look at that keyboard ... I'm a keyboard whore, and that one makes the girl in me tingle.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
And if you case-mod your evo, they would even match!
[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
Gotta post this here...

This is from my girlfriends 15 ye old son. Its from a biology project book he had to make about viruses and such...

And then here's a pic of our new toy we just put a deposit on yesterday...
[EVO 4G General] 12MaNy:
Mornin' fellers....

Nice boat Papa Smurf151. You should name it "Suck My Wake".

I'm feeling bulletproof today. Might get outta town for the day. :D
[EVO 4G General] dmc971989:
im deff watchin it... i think it might be able to top Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
[EVO 4G General] dglowe343:
On a bit if a serious note, my friend has been a little bothered by the approval of a mosque to be built half a block from Ground Zero. My opinion, the Muslim religion doesn't represent the worthless POS's responsible for that day. What are your thoughts?
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
I think there are too damn many Muslims to go labeling them all bad because of a (small I hope) percentage of maniacs.

I don't think enough people deal in terms of reality.

It would be no fun if EVERY Muslim person thought I was a neo nazi white supremacist because SOME white people are. I have had several Muslim friends over the years.
[EVO 4G General] dmc971989:
your both wrong... every muslim is 100% evil, my friend told me so i know its true
[EVO 4G General] wildgillis:
America is supposed to represent freedom, one of those is freedom OF religion

Vote common sense (aka libertarian)
[EVO 4G General] mrono:
I just spent 12+ hours playing MW2 on the 360 >.<
[EVO 4G General] nicholaaaas:
redrazr:

did you shed a tear duing this year's tdf?
[EVO 4G General] nicholaaaas:
does that mean the all fall under the "clean: motif?
[EVO 4G General] nicholaaaas:
to some extent it does, so it would be prudent for them to just let it go. it's just not a good idea. this guy pretty much sums it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjS0Novt3X4&feature=player_embedded
[EVO 4G General] EliWay:
This guy is a nutjob, sorry. He lost me when he said "The religion that murdered them". The religion didn't murder anyone. Religion does not kill people. People kill people. There are billions of people who are islamic, In fact I just checked Wikipedia and it's the 2nd largest religion in the world. If they are all terrorists like he's implying, why hasn't the world imploded yet?

I am not concerned though. This guy does not represent the next generation of people on earth thus he's not gonna make much of an impact.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
lol, this reminded me of a Kevin Nealon quote..

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people. That's why I don't keep people in my house"

hahaha
[EVO 4G General] redrazr7791:
DUDE!

The day that he announced that he wasn't going for 8 and was just going to ride out the next 3 weeks...I kicked a cat :mad:

I can just IMAGINE what was going through his mind as he stood over the fallen riders :eek:
[EVO 4G General] barbiedollish:
A boring desk job where I do absolutely NOTHING at all but scour forums and tech blogs and tweet lol
[EVO 4G General] DanBergundy:
Doesn't sound like a bad life to me.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
That's a pretty good description of my job too. Believe me, it sucks.

I would rather be doing something productive.
[EVO 4G General] nicholaaaas:
i'm glad he's gone
[EVO 4G General] nicholaaaas:
no the real nutjob is the cleric who wants to build the mosque and wants America to follow sharia law