yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
It's time to celebrate the, apparently failed, day of rapture. Or rapture day, whichever.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Sorry for the multi-post.

But the pictures load faster.

#Fact

Rapture

#NotFact
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
OMG ... was everyone 'raptured?'
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
"not I".. said the hethen
[EVO 4G General] Evil Bob:
And then this one time at band camp...
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Christ. This story ends with Bob on all fours with a clarinet in his @$$, I just know it :(
[EVO 4G General] newsir:
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haha nice cool gif
[EVO 4G General] oespinoza83:
I really wish images were not blocked on my work pc. For some reason I can see some of the pics in this thread, but others I cant. Boo.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
entertain yourself for a while....: http://illusioncontest.neuralcorrelate.com/cat/top-10-finalists/2011/
[EVO 4G General] Skid71:
RA Recovery

Sorry, wrong place
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Could you at least knock first, next time, instead of just barging in? I mean, the tie was on the door, and everything. THE GODDAMN TIE WAS ON THE DOOR!

(Sorry bout that, baby. Now, where were we? AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Hand me that rubber chicken, baby, and that jar of miracle whip....daddy's ready to get freaky!)
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
(Oh, and...uh...could you give the midget a ride home when we are through? The shame in his eyes always brings me down.)
[EVO 4G General] bender1077:
conqu1stador... I am pleased to present to you....

+1 INTERNETZ!

Had to return to stock tonight to bring in my evo right after work tomorrow. I feel like I did when I neutered my pup...

Also... THIS
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
LOLLOL

Loving the minesweeper one. :D

Bummer about the phone though. Sad face. :(

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[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
LOL.. here's one for ya

I'm watching the Ancient Aliens series on Netflix. This ooold Japanese dude is telling a story (in VERY heavily accented but correct English) of a circular craft that came to shore from the direction of the Dragons Triangle (Japan's Bermuda Triangle) . From it emerged a beautiful woman who carried and protected a box. The people naturally assumed the box contained a severed head, likely that of her lover. The old dude then tells how they thought it strange that she carried a box that was a diffent type from their traditional (drum roll..) severed head box!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
So I guess that makes them ...

*puts on prescription sunglasses*

Asian Aliens.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I don't even know why, but this made me laugh so hard!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Mmmhmmm soft shell crab and almond milk

SNAP

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[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
I had Vietnamese last night. Grilled barbecued pork over rice noodles -- was amazing.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Oh ****. I bet it was. :D

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[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Dinner tonight: bbq'd babybacks and smoked sausage, sauteed squash, basmatti rice.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
My name is Ben, and I'm a squash whore. :cool:

Dig it, sounds you take your food ish pretty seriously. I miss your week's worth of food prep info. :D

And for **** sake, people .... did you guys not get that 'Asian Aliens' bit? Ancient Aliens .... Asian Aliens .... that was some classic ****. Took me like 6 minutes to come up with that. :rolleyes:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Lol, you would have loved last weeks. I did 2 kinds of chicken, 2 kinds of sausage, ribs, and Polynesian-style beef kabobs. Even made a coupla different BBQ sauces from scratch. We just finished the last item tonight: MMMMM! RIBS!!!

To be honest, I didn't get the reference. I caught the CSI bit, but not the rest. In my defense, I haven't watched TV in roughly 3 years...except for college football. Not for any philosophical reason, or anything like that...I just have other things I'd rather be doing.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
LOL yeah that was pretty weak, but in my defense I did type food orgasm gif (why? don't ask) into google and, naturally, got some weird ****. Complete with some fruit / some sort of unidentifiable vegetable being inserted into an asshole. :cool:

That was cool. Sort of.

Nice menu. If I had more time (wait, huh?) I'd commit to a more regulated and consistently awesome weekly menu. I can only be bothered to do so much though. Because, well, you know ...
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
I just cooked a rib eye on the grill, but it was actually disappointing. Makes me look forward to the california pizza kitchen bbq chicken frozen pizza I'll be eating later (sorry, but for a frozen pizza, so good!).

@tejasrichard - All of that sounds extremely delicious. I just recently started cooking ribs and got them to where they're fall off the bone tender, but I haven't experimented with my own sauces or anything like that.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
You gotta fail extremely hard to not make a great BBQ Chicken Pizza (it has been done) and, in part, yeah the California FP is great.

People wanna hate on the FP idea ... but some good ones can definitely be found. When you find a hidden gem of a frozen pizza, well, it's ON.

Any BBQ sauce recipes, Tejas?

Oh, and I want to go to space for one reason, and one reason only ...

Not just drinking ... but HARD drinking. :cool:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Sure, here's a good one:

(fair warning, this BBQ sauce is NOT what most people are used to. It is mustard based, sweet, tangy, and extremely addictive. Use it as a basting sauce for chicken or pork (or sausage!!!) during cooking, and then serve some warmed as a table sauce for dipping. )

Do NOT cook this in an aluminum pot/pan or use a metal utensil to stir with. If you do, it will add a nasty metallic taste to your sauce. Instead, use a wooden spoon and a nonstick pot, or some other non-reactive pot. You have been warned, I will not be blamed for this if you **** it up.

4 Tbsp. butter

1 TBS onion powder

1 Tbsp mustard seed

1 teaspoon cayenne

1/2 cup yellow mustard (the kind you get at the ballpark)

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/2 cup cider vinegar

1 bay leaf

Salt to taste (i like a big pinch...maybe 1/2 a tsp)

Heat butter over medium-high heat to foaming (assuming you are using real butter)

Add onion powder, mustard seed, and cayenne

Sautee for a few moments to toast the seeds, and really get the aromas going (2-3 minutes should do it)

Add mustard, brown sugar, vinegar, and bay leaf. Stir until the sugar dissolves and it is just starting to boil.

Reduce heat to low and allow to simmer for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally and scrapping down the sides. Sauce should be thick, but still pourable. Don't worry if a skin starts to form while it is simmering, this is normal. Just stir until it dissolves back in. There is no real "done" here...the longer it simmers, the more the flavors will blend. I find 30 minutes to be just about perfect for my needs, and yes, the flavor does get even better after sitting a day or two in the fridge. I don't know what the fridge life is on this...we have never had any around long enough for it to go bad, lol!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Total ****ing #WIN.

Gonna have to give this a check or two. Sounds like it has some potential!

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[EVO 4G General] Evolutionmods:
this is amazing! out of all places i find a recipe :)
[EVO 4G General] PrivateInvestigator:
To all that it concerns,

I am hereby taking over investigative duties. There is no need for continuation on your part.

Thank you,

anonymous
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Hmm, is this just silly? Or could it mean what I think it means? Oh, please let it be the second!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Hmm, now that I think about it ... maybe he means your sauce recipe ...

:suspiciouseyes:

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[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Have a fun and safe day, folks.

Drink some! And if it's a lot, well, don't drive.

Cheers.

oops, lemme try that one again ...
[EVO 4G General] leo72793:
How do i see if i have a novatec screen also WHats the latest on psn store :P
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
http://xdaforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=652

http://xdaforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=655

No offense, welcome to xda.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
is it just me, or is that whole "A drop of Chuck Norris's Semen" sig all the CM users have just f*cking gross or what? makes me cringe every time I read it.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Who is this "all" you refer to? I've been using aosp and cyanogen since darchstar ported it to the hero. That siggy is gross, though.

Sidenote: Damn my balls are SWEATY! Time to go for a swim.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
hahaha! I don't have an issue with CM or it's users, just that fuggin sig. ;)
[EVO 4G General] augoza:
Random

Best-ever images of Black Hole jets captured by radio telescopes

"A team of NASA-funded researchers has captured, with the help of radio telescopes, the most detailed image of particle jets erupting from a supermassive black hole in a nearby galaxy.

The telescopes are located throughout the Northern Hemisphere and the images produced will help astronomers determine how the jet structures are formed.

"These jets arise as infalling matter approaches the black hole, but we don't yet know the details of how they form and maintain themselves," stated Cornelia Mueller, the study's lead author and a doctoral student at the University of Erlangen-Nuremberg in Germany.

Mueller and her team targeted Centaurus A (Cen A), a nearby galaxy with a supermassive black hole weighing 55 million times the sun's mass. Located 12 million light-years away in the constellation Centaurus, it is one of the first celestial radio sources identified with a galaxy.

With the help of an intercontinental array of nine radio telescopes, researchers for the TANAMI (Tracking Active Galactic Nuclei with Austral Milliarcsecond Interferometry) project were able to effectively zoom into the galaxy's innermost realm.

The enormous energy output of galaxies like Cen A comes from gas falling toward a black hole weighing millions of times the sun's mass. Through processes not fully understood, some of this infalling matter is ejected in opposing jets at a substantial fraction of the speed of light.

The jets strongly interact with surrounding gas, at times possibly changing a galaxy's rate of star formation. They play an important but poorly understood role in the formation and evolution of galaxies."

Source: http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/152424/20110526/best-captured-images-black-hole-jets-nasa-radio-telescopes-centaurus-a-supermassive-black-hole-star.htm, @apod

*One light-year is about 6 trillion miles
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Excellent OT post augoza, thanks :D
[EVO 4G General] augoza:
haha no problemo :)
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
God, I love the internet.
[EVO 4G General] alaman68:
sick of it as well. kind of funny last october....
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Hahahaha, I'm such a neck sometimes..

Check out my first ever YouTube video: CHICKENS!!

Getting them was my girls big idea but I admit I've quickly grown fond of them. They're so cute :)
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Cool video man, those chickens are cool i want some now! I lol'd at the one who stayed on the shovel as you lifted it. As weird as this sounds they are kinda cute (I think im supposed to say no homo)
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
Silly chickens. They are little cuties, 4sure.
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
I just remembered something fixxxer-related:

RAM CHEWER

lolol
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
This might have been b4 my time, I didn't meet him until heroc launch lol.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
HAHAHAHA, that was some funny ****. Everything was "chewing up ram" on that poor hero, lol

Thanks for watching the vid guys. They are something else, voracious appetites for work!

When my girl said she was getting chickens I gave a classic "meh", but they've been a lot of fun so far.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
'freshly turned soil' LOL

chickens are crazy though

guys, guys - I need some advice .... this is pretty serious

what should I name my blog? :confused:
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
He's still alive lol no banhammer! Blog hmmm. I vote for "bury my heart at wounded knee" jkjk
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
lollol

yeah it was wild, I just rolled under it ;)

i'm racking the brain, scribblin' some ideas down hmm
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Lol! Love the sig, conq.

"Odyssey of a Savant"
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Im usually on the app but when you said that I went online lololol. That sig is epic :eek:
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
I was thinking I should remove it .... replace the avvy with;

Thinking of turning over a new leaf ...

... in the Necronomicon!

In all seriousness, I am sorry I got that thread closed. "My bad."
[EVO 4G General] leo72793:
htc evo ota update is out

virus is working on a DEODEX and ODEX version and so far it looks good.
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
lols
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
lmao

'how cumm'

'merica, home boy, that's how cumm
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Dudes, I take one evening off and all Hell breaks loose? WTF happened? "People calling out mods in the marketplace?" WTF was that comment about? I am assuming the fixxxxxxxxxxxxxer thread was cleaned, cause I didn't see anything lock-worthy...or not anymore lock-worthy than when the thread started.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Yeah I didn't get the market comment either. Not sure what happened. Think I missed the good stuff. Went to bed and woke up disoriented and disappointed.

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[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Wait...you got laid, too?
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Yeah, didn't I mention that infection?

It was pretty bad, bro.

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[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Last night /yesterday was all about matty. You missed it lol
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Dry hump? Pssh. Try fry hump. Blisters and scabbies are totally in these days.

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[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
HAHAHA

he's been dry-humping fixxxer..lol
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
MMMM! Crunchy!
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Who dry humps anyways, isn't that for middle school kids? Last time I dry humped I was like 14 lol. If my spongebob (hehe) boxers come off there is no dry humping, were bumping uglies.

Not nowadays I have a fiance now but the old me......wouldnt think twice lol
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Middle schoolers and people meeting up online, apparently. You know, AIDS and all that good stuff.

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[EVO 4G General] Papa Smurf151:
I like the danger factor of dry humping with internet sluts. Keeps me on the edge. Lmao
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
LOL

http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=7140066&postcount=32
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Omg omg omg omg that's all his personalities in one post! I never knew this post existed. Wow im lost for words "chews up ram" hahahahaha

Smoother, markus del marko, fixxxer2008 = fixxxer2008 :-)
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
HA to the HAHA.. MOTHERFUCKIN HA!

Thank you for finding that post. Classic.

I just logged on to say I'm craving some more fixxxer bashing thread and conq you're a bastard for getting that magnificent thread closed.. jk ;).. although I don't really think it was bashing so much as "shedding long overdue light on sad sad reality"

ahh, what a couple of days..
[EVO 4G General] fixxxer2008:
wow i feel immortalized on xda you guys talk about me so much, thanks! ;)

so much fail in this thread!
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Fixxxer you Fu*cking rock dude! You're old news though, seems to be a new doucher in town.......
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
I let you guys down. I let ya down.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I am far more concerned with your lackadaisical attitude concerning your carnal joinings with fixxxxxxxxxxer, than I am with your spoiling our good time. COME ON, MAN! YOU MADE THE SQUISHY WITH A DOOD WITH A TINY, TINY MUSTACHE! WHERE IS YOUR SELF-RESPECT????
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
Lesson one: Pretends that you like it. This principal has been widely misunderstood as it is intended to ward off threats BEFORE they attack. The misinterpretation of this self defense principal has led to the terrible misconception that "no means yes".

The following quote is an example of proper execution, however this individual disregarded the relevance of time. His comment was way too late to have the intended affect. When this comment was made the attack was over, the damage was already done.
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
He had Twizzlers. And whores from Craigslist. What the **** else was I supposed to do? I was powerless. His stupid mustache and weird nose were, at first, a total turn off. But, bro, Twizzlers!

It was a little weird though, his dad was there ... I knew I recognized that creep;
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
In all seriousness, no worries dood. I am blown away that thread lived 2 and a half days, what a statement by the mods.. "fixxxer we're tired of your lame bull****" lol

matty needed to hear what you said, even if he doesn't think so. Your closing arguments were the icing on that cake. (ok I think now I'm the one that needs to disclose: no homo, lol)

Viva la revolution!!
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
hahaha now that's a sick ****

"I want you to jack off on my floor then pretend like you are a giant monster that's terrorizing the town you just ejaculated on, but I'm not gay. Don't go getting any crazy gay ideas"

and imitation crab meat??????? what_the_hell_man

Seriously, what kind of drugs are people on to get into this kind of ****?? No way in hell people do ish like this sober..
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Yes, matty needed to hear what conq said yesterday....

But I believe that's going to be him posting on Craigslist if he doesn't " find out who he is on the inside" lol.

Rawr!!!!! is I love you in dinosaur, now JO on my trains and parade around like Godzilla...
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Comon, guys! You're hurting my feelings. It was just the one time. Besides, we only stomped the trains a little. And really, when Costco has the imitation crab marked down, who doesn't go a little crazy, ya know?
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
I've never seen a costco in Houston......we have sams club (aka giant Walmart)
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
*reads through*

Yeah yeah, this is nothing new -- the ol' godzilla trainstomp after some m2m groping. Boring......WAIT, IMITATION CRAB MEAT??!!??

lolol

---------

Meh, I'm bored. I may actually root my NS4G.
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Respect the Whitefish! RESPECTIT!

EDIT:

SIDENOTE- Dinosaur Jr is so fvcking badass! Just fvcking killer, man!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Hey man, the classics are the classics. It's like throwing on that old Ace of Base CD and going back in -

Nevermind.
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
Never really listened to Dinosaur Jr., although, I remember they had a song with Del Tha Funky Homosapien on the Judgement Night soundtrack. :P
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Hey man! No worries! Even Ace of Bass would sound good, tonight! I got the beer/bud ratio rockin just right, I'm finally getting the system really dialed in, the stream is on random, and fvck me if Alice in Chains Them Bones didn't just come on!
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
Junkhead <3
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
I love del. And Mr Dibbs. Anyone else remember Prince Paul and Dan the automater doing Handsome Boy Modeling School?
[EVO 4G General] nebenezer:
As depicted in the contemporary classic Idiocracy
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Dinosaur jr had this one song on rockband 2 and I couldn't beat it on expert to save my life. It was back in 08' and i dont remember the name but what a great song.
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
I have Handsome Boy Modeling School on cd. Prince Paul and Dan are both amazing. Speaking of similar projects: Deltron 3030

Dibbs is crazy. I've been to Scribble Jam in Cincinnati a couple times ('01 & '02).
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Ahh, no doubt.

And Del is some classic stuff. :cool:

This is worth a check, from the Dr. Octagonecologyst album;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfrShCSEg9E
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
But yeah, I love DeL -- especially the 'No Need For Alarm' album.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I083BfTFOGs

Hiero was so dope.
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
I had to put this here: one of the best forgotten rock songs from the 90's. Ill give you a hint, the band is from Texas.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Busdriver

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...2ZmfAQ&usg=AFQjCNE53VW6T69ERtSdWmQpQmF7JEKh9A

Here's another :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlwG2ax26f0&sns=em
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
I respect Busdriver's style & approach, but never really got too deep into his stuff.

I do like this song a lot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL85ZNlDx4M
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
Too bad I haven't liked anything Hip Hop-wise in quite some time.

You like Cecil Otter?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XX12TKnXlE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsi_QS1kHys

Edit: this one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nse8AXqfT00
[EVO 4G General] dirkyd3rk:
Damn you guys are throwing some hip hop at me I've never heard of but its sick. Am I that young (25) lol?
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
That's pretty good stuff. My tastes go all over the place. Jazz, some classical, metal, folk, rock, hip hop, trip hop, spoken word, Singer/songwriter, Americana, blues, some zydeco, good country, hell...I was watching Everything is Illuminated last a couple of nights ago, and found myself wanting the soundtrack....the entirety of which is in some Eastern European language...it may be Russian. I love music. I spend more time on music-related stuff than I do even on XDA.
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
So I was just following wierd links n searches until I got to this:
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Lol, I'm 31. Is that old?
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
that Busdriver stuff is tight! I'm an early 90's HH/Rap fan, generally. (Not to mention ... all the other **** I love 'tween Mel Torme' to Propaghandi.) But I like hearing about something new (to me) esp if it's got a bit of intelligent about it.

If you liked the Everything Is Illuminated soundtrack, check out a band called Gogol Bordello (if you didn't already know), the singer plays the Eugene character.

edit: also, curious, what You mean by "Americana"?

2nd edit: since "everyones doing it", 40.
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
32 here.

Yes, LOVE 90's hip hop. I've got a huge box of CDs in my office that I'm going to go through this weekend -- all 90's hip hop. I'm looking forward to it.

Not hip hop related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dIoRhnX3oY
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Ha! I knew it! I told my wife, at one point, that I was sure that was him singing on the soundtrack!

Gogel Bordello actually plays here a lot. Some of my friends are BIG fans.
[EVO 4G General] funcrusher:
Goodnight guys.

Here's some Tobacco:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxl1wbIhViM
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Here's a lil glimpse of Cass Tejas, and what I'm up to tonight. Pardon the ****ty camera work. The room is a work in progress. Should be completed this summer.

http://s675.photobucket.com/albums/vv111/TejasRichard/?action=view&current=VID_20110603_235153.mp4

If that one doesn't work, try:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6LrH2IIQwI
[EVO 4G General] kingdazy:
sell me the sailing ship painting?
[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Lol, sorry bro. I've had that painting longer than I've had my wife...it's not going anywhere!
[EVO 4G General] mmegalodon:
Ahh yes, Blackalicious! Awesome. You ever hear The Grouch / Living Legends? Ever since I first heard the dude that's been my go to. They're all pretty good.

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[EVO 4G General] tejasrichard:
Nope, I'll hafta check 'em out.