[Android Software/Hacking General [Developers Only]] Cloned2:
I want to be able to have multiple android versions on my device and be able to choose which one at boot, also I want to be able to plug my phone into my computer, and boot my computer through USB and have android,or chrome OS (whatever) running on my computer. And I want this while my phone is running. I want it the whole OS stored in ram so I can then proceed to remove my phone. I want automatic wireless adb support. I want to be able to run eclipse in this OS.. I want better emulator support so I don't have to hit short cut keys to rotate orientation

( I'm asking alot aren't I ) I also want more $ resources allocated to the developing team to hire more people.

I want eclipse set up to automatically include the source code for developers and I want it to be modifiable, and upon modification, I want it to automatically move into my project files, and I also want it to be automatically submitted to google so that they can review if the modifications are worthy of going into future updates.

I want special incentives in forms of different additional features available through google given to android developers who have apps out. How about since android developers are struggling to make money, how about some sort of check with the registered google account to allow for google voice to make phone calls from google voice. How about you land some sort of deal with the carriers to extend free phone service or internet to developers who have applications with a certain amount of downloads.

And I want all this in the next 7 days.

I want better batteries, for sale on the cheap for all preexisting android phones. and just go ahead and put a big ole 2.3 sticker on them as well just for the hell of it.( if i cant jump start my car with it, its not strong enough) I want people to receive $5 dollars of their phone bills for referring any friend to buy an android phone, irregardless of which carrier they use. I want multiple launchers in place that have 1 home screen with a more seamlessly designed unmovable widget that can give immediate access to applications for various (not so savvy) user types.

For instance I want texters to be able to immediately begin texting straight from the home screen without having to launch an application, I want people who talk alot to have their dialers built directly into the home screen, I want surfers to have a webview gui built directly into the home screen, and I want these not so savvy users to not have the option to remove these. Not so savvy users have to learn a few things before they can put stuff like this on their phones themselves... How about we make it so they have to learn a few things to get rid of it. I want the operating system to be able to appeal to uninformed consumers we are marketing to.

I want someone to crack down on HTC and bring out phones with more durable hardware or more sleek designs. I want trackball support that is smooth and functions in a way similar to touch screen support when you do the fling movement. I don't want to see another phone hit the market that has cheap crappy paint sprayed on buttons that upon usage begins to peel and show that the button is not actually silver, but some cheap red plastic, (probably recycled legos). I don't know about you but my stupid phone, turned off, and charged from a USB, proceeds to freeze 90% of the time on boot up, as if its trying to boot from usb, and I hate it.

Upon purchase of a new phone, I want my old phone and new phone to be able to connect through wifi or blue tooth or something and I want the entire thing synced, apps, sd card, everything!

I want some sort of wireless technology that'll allow my phone to become a decent alternative to my computers keyboard and mouse.

I also want some sort of pop out programmable magnetic strip that I can swipe as my credit card. I always want it to hold my drivers license and have something that I can accept my paper money and keep it compressed within it. I also want a small back up battery that can give me an additional thirty minutes of usage if I choose to reboot after the phone dies.

If i cant put my money into it, I want you to sell a custom RFID cheap that can be put into my wallet that my phone detects, that way if I wander too far from my wallet or my phone, my phone can detect which object is still or moving and then start making a fuss saying.. "Wait your Wallet!!" or "Hey you forgot about me!" same thing with my car keys too. And I want this functionality extremely easy to program at what times you need to have your phone, keys, wallet all together.

I also want my phone to detect whenever a customer service call is being directed to outside my home country and then I want to be able to exit that call and have my cell phone provide dynamic prerecorded conversation so that there can be thousands of us at a time wasting the time, efforts and money of people shipping our jobs out of our countries. I also want android to land a deal with american manufacturers and so that they can place special RFID chips into or on their products that let my phone inform me that I am nearing one of those rare elusive american products so that I and others can more readily make better informed buying decisions, and maybe I can quit hearing people complaining about jobs, and/or stop paying taxes towards paying a bunch of unemployed people.

Also, if I have alot of change, I want my phone to be able to count it for me.

I want an rfid chip to put into my car, so that when I'm with my car and my phone, it can detect the speeds im driving, the mileage, calculate my mpg, and then start giving me a heads up when i'm getting low on gas and automatically start searching for the cheapest gas available in a 5 mile radius. I also want my phone to alert me of whenever I'm nearing any gas station that is charging 10 cents + extra for gas, because I want to know where to dump my litter at.

Another thing.. In those racing video games, you can always see a color coded description of the status of your wheels... ETC.. figure it out, make some deals and get some rfid chips, I want em in my break pads so when they get low enough the rfid chip gets destroyed and my phone can tell me I need new breaks. or tires ..ETC!

I also want google to buy this website and remove and permenantly delete the forums for windows developement, and then I want free top of the line developer phones for anyone who has ever posted on the android sections of these forums. Throw in some stock options while your at it.

Also when we start buying american products, to smooth things over with the chinese and appeal to my stomach, I want a button on my phone that I can press which will trigger a server to fax my information and typical order over to the nearest generic chinese restaurant so that I can get my general tso's on. And I want a deal to be made with all them, for all the extra business, to give developers 3 free meals a week. And I want free meals for life, I'm submitting the patent right now.

Additionally I'd like a feature and service that allows for a specified amount of money to be taken out of my cell phone account, and allocated for a surprise birthday party for me, and the gifts better be things google knows I like and look up, no and ifs or buts. You guys are checking me out, you could atleast know how to throw an awesome birthday party for me as well.. How about the same thing with christmas? I want a guy in a Google/Santa vehicle driving up to my house dressed as Santa Claus with the colors of Google making up his outfit and I want you guys knowing what I want for christmas before I even do.

Also, whenever I schedule too many things in my calender, I want a service that allocates a google representative that sounds just like me, and I want you to call my work and give them a good excuse as to why I can't come in.

If this is all too unrealistic to you, how about you just hire me and give me a team of people and i'll make them make it happen myself. :rolleyes: The economy has already steve'd my job, im not ready to let that happen again.

I also want a lighter in my phone because I smoke 40 cigarettes on a good day. a mini vac or blower would be great to help get all these ashes out of from inside and on top of my keyboard..

Hey how about one of those optical lights so I can use my phone as a wireless mouse if I want to.

Also, I want preinstalled non removable software on my kids phones, that'll make my phone alert me if my kids sneak out or are out passed curfew, so that when they do get home, I can whoop some ass.

I haven't check since 1.5 but it wasn't any easy task for the typical user to add additional ring tones or notifications.

And for the RFID chips, do me a favor and buy out KMA Global solutions so I can get a return on my investment. Even with the ridiculous shoplifting trend, I don't think the returns going to cut it for all the vacations and christmas gifts I want by years end.