[Off-topic] Father Ted:
Who's angry?

Look............ I'll give it one more try.

I am going to tell you a story, and I want you to try and imagine the situation, and tell me what

you

would do.

You go into a bar, and you see this stunning beautiful woman - legs up to her armpits, hourglass figure and thee most bodacious set of tata's perched under a skin tight blouse.

She is amazing!

You stand at the bar admiring her, and lo and behold, she comes over and starts talking to you.... you buy her a drink, then another, and you chat together for the whole evening.

You invite her back to your apartment, she accepts, and you think 'whoo hoo'...... and the wee man between your legs lifts his head, smiles, and goes "Helllllooooooooo!!!"

You are sitting on your sofa. You can see down her cleavage..... her skin is creamy soft, you can see the outline of her breasts and if you concentrate, you can actually see her nipples through her bra - and at the same time you are hoping she doesn't see your massive erection.... I mean you don't want to scare her!

She gets an SMS... she then looks at you and says;

"Sorry - I have to go. It's my father, and he's wondering where I am"

Fair enough you think, and ask if you can meet with her again - would she like to come back to your apartment next weekend for a meal?

She says yes........ 'WhooHoo!'

You spend the whole week dreaming about her - she even sends you an SMS saying how she is looking forward to it.

You keep telling the 'vomiting dummy' between your legs to lie down and be good.

Saturday night arrives, and you have everything prepared - candles, fine wine.... everything is perfect.

The doorbell rings and you open the door.

This vision stands before you - she is even more beautiful than you remembered.

Immediately you feel the tingling between your legs and have to think about kissing your grandmother to stop your erection.

The meal is excellent, the wine flows and you are back on the sofa. She kisses you, throws her leg over yours and runs her hands over your body. You slip your hand inside her blouse......... she doesn't resist!

You have an erection so hard, it hurts. You don't care if she notices.

Next thing she sits up and says she has to go.

She promised her father she would be home before midnight.

You could scream and punch a hole in the wall!

But you keep your frustration hidden and say you understand..... and in return, she looks at you with a sexy glance, asking if she can be allowed to make it up to you next weekend.

Of course you say yes.

As soon as she leaves, you go and choke the chicken - there is only so much testosterone a man can carry!

During the week, she sends SMS's telling you how much she wants you..... she even sends MMS's of her in her underwear.

That chicken gets choked many many times.

She rings you on Friday and asks you if she could stay in your bed on Saturday night - she told her father she was sleeping at a friends house.

Holy ****! - all your birthdays are going to arrive in one day!

All day saturday you clean the apartment, you change the bedsheets, and spend 2 hours in the shower scrubbing your scrotum with a wire brush and disinfectant till they are red raw and shining.

You scream the silent scream when you spray 'Calvin Klien' all over them ...... but it's worth it.

7pm and you are ready, patiently anticipating the sexual dream that is about to come true.

The phone rings.

It's her.

"I can't make it.... my father found out that I was going to sleep at your place!"

So what do you do?

1. Do you tell her to f**k off? - that anymore weight in your ball bag and you're going to need a wheel barrow to carry them about?

Tell her that you cannot take this frustration anymore?

Tell her that her father is an a**hole - a paranoid man who cannot dictate how she lives her life.

Yes, she came out of his loins, nobody deny's that or can change that fact..... but her father has to accept that she is a grown woman now!

2. Do you try and understand, try to be nice...... appreciate that her father is just trying to protect her.

You don't know him, he doesn't know you, so why hate him?

I mean she is beautiful, and she is his daughter - and I am quite sure than many men want into her knickers.

So what would you do?

And what if I told you her name was Anastasia

And what if I told you her fathers name was DINIK

You see, the problem is that on xda, there is only enough blood in a man's body for one head, so many tend to choose option 1 under such circumstances. :p

But I'll still shake your hand anytime DINIK.

Anytime at all.

You have a beautiful daughter ;)

Now go read this post again to fully understand what I am trying to say.

Nobody is angry!

Nobody wants to rape Anastasia! - but many members on xda would like to make love to her.