[Off-topic] M3PH:
Just discovered OT (in my defense this is the first all nighter i've pulled and not had any work to do in a VERY long time) Anyway.....

My Name is Meph and i.... Well, i am a penguin but i also, like the rest of you, suffer from a terrible case of ORD.

It started back in may of 2010. I'd been using windows mobile for about 4 years and then i got my Leo. It was such a happy and sad day looking back on it now because it was the day i got the best mobile phone ever made but it was also the day that i lost my lifes direction. Everything was going fine. I knew where my career was going, i had a girlfriend that was far too good looking for me and there was nothing i couldn't have. But with in minutes of recieving my new pride and joy i discovered a huge problem...... HTC had screwed up and the awesome 1ghz power of my HD2 was nowhere to be seen. A brief search on XDA showed that i was right and the only way to save my Leo was to flash a custom rom!

I decided to try out NRGZ28's energy rom series and this is where the story turns bad. within days my ORD had taken a full hold of my. If i didn;t have my phone tethered to my pc flashing i would start sweating profussly and i couldn't sleep if i didn't have a flash in progress. With in a week i had to replace my £50 keyboard because the F5 key was shot to hell.

The first 10 days had rolled by. By this point i had flashed my phone 20 times and had only one full nights sleep. Then, the next day, (and for the sake of this story i will use fake names) Anjolena walked into my office and said that i was becoming a wreck. That i hadn't spent one night with her since i received my Leo and that i had a choice: Sell the phone or she would leave! I was frought, i didn'tt know what to do. Lose my precious or lose possibly the hottest girl i would ever stand a chance with after much deliberating i had made my decision...... the girl had got to go!

After this everything was ok for about a month but alas things were not as they seemed. I was flashing every day even if it wasn't the energy roms that satisfied my addiction the most, i just needed the fix. It was bad to the point that i started cooking my own roms but it just wasn't the same and cracking the enter key on a fresh download and then watching that sexy green bar count it's way to 100. So one month after my girlfriend dumps me i get a call from my boss and guess what? Yeah, i got fired.

That was 6 months ago now and i've been alot better since. I don;t think the green bar is sexy any more and i have lost the urge to take my leo to bed with me every night.

The shrink says i have an addictive personality. She says thats why i only do the things i like and that's why she likes to "touch" me at the end of our sessions.

The road to recovery will be a long one for me. Apparently i'm not actually a penguin either but a person (WTH is a person anyway?) but i guess i will get there. the first step is to stop flashing then i can have my precious longer and the evil and demonic crows won't take it away from me.

Anyway must go.

I have been Meph and i..... Well, i am a penguin but i also, like the rest of you, suffer from a terrible case of ORD.