[Touch Pro2, Tilt 2 Windows Mobile General] cproaudio:
Apple: Hi Billy

MS: Hi Stevo

Apple: So did you hear that I got an App store

MS: Yeah I heard, Congrats. I don’t need an application store though. My programs are all over because I don't limit developers on what they do. But just to make everyone happy I also got an app store too. But since you probably copyrighted it, trademarked it and patented it, I call mine the "Market Place".

Apple: That’s good. For me, I have to know who’s making apps for my iphone because I need to be in control.

MS: Nah, not me. I'd say let them have their fun.

Apple: So did you know that I got an app for everything.

MS: Yeah I know you got an app for everything. So do I but I don’t go around bragging about it though.

Apple: Yup, you name it, I got it. You want GPS navigation, there's an app for that. You want me to ID your music, there's app for that too.

MS: That's nice but for my WinMo, there's a crack for that app.

Apple: Oh no no no, tampering with my iphone is strictly forbidden. I do not condone jailbreaking.

MS: Who said anything about jailbreaking? I can do that right out of the box.

Apple: Seriously, I am very strict about my iphone. That’s why I am exclusive to AT&T

MS: I know about you and your homey milking every penny....

Apple: What??

MS: what??

Apple: huh??

MS: nothing

Apple: ohh...

MS: I understand your precious iphone and your homo... I mean AT&T partnership and all that apps are cool but seriously?? do you really have to charge so much just to own your iphone?

Apple: WHAT!?!?

MS: huh??...I'm just sayin...

Apple: ohh...Yes because iPhone is the best phone in the world and best phone deserves the best network and service.

MS: I can understand that there’s an app for that but come'on, there's a charge for that??

Apple: Well, if you want my exclusivity you gotta pay the price.

MS: I'm pretty open about who can have my WinMo. For me, there's a carrier for that.

Apple: I recently added new features to my iphone.

MS: What features?

Apple: I can do video recording, high speed internet at 3G speed, sending and receiving multimedia message, voice control and cut & paste.

MS: really?? it took you 3 generations of evolution to do just that?

Apple: Yes. I work slow but When I add a feature to the iPhone, it's news to the world.

MS: Anything else you can do?

Apple: What do you mean? My new features are cutting edge technologies It's years ahead of everyone else.

MS: Can you do video calls? or video share?

Apple: video what?? call what? video share what?? I got video recording!! That’s cutting edge technology man!

MS: How about push to talk?

Apple: push to what? I got a button in the front of the phone that you can push to take you to the home screen.

MS: I take that as a no. How about multitasking?

Apple: I can multitask. I can play music and use the calculator at the same time.

Nokia: I can do the same too.

Apple: hey A and B are having a conversation so see your way out of it.

MS: No I mean real multitasking like play a movie in the background while editing excel file and reply a SMS and tethering to a laptop.

Apple: .....

MS: well??

Apple: Hold on I'm thinking.

MS: I take that as a no.

Apple: Speaking of playing movies, I can watch the "Office" on my iphone.

MS: Yeah I know about your "Office"

Apple: Damn right "Office" is cool

MS: How about playing The Office, Scrubs, Desperate House Wives, My Name Is Earl, True Blood, The Big Bang Theory at the same time and switch between them on the fly?

Apple: How about the who and the huh and the what??

MS: I take that as a no.

Apple: I can touch my music. Can you.

MS: I can touch it, caress it, grab it then rape it.

Apple: awhh..... that's dirty.

MS: I meant mp3, flac, ogg, wma, aac, ac3, wmv, mp4, avi, 3gp, mov, mkv, mpg You name it I can play it.

Apple: I can... I mean I got....

MS: :buzzer sound: you loose.

DevTeam: :nudge: :nudge: :wink: :wink: - You're not doing so hot right now

Apple: Who the **** are you??

DevTeam: Dev here, you want some PwnageTool??redsn0w?? how bout Ultrasn0w??

Apple: :SLAP: shut the **** up dev... no one wants to buy that crack.

MS: I'll leave you 2 alone.