[G1 General] Obsidiandesire:
Hate to burst your bubble, there's no phone out there that I know of that can even remotely run PS2 games... The pandora http://www.openpandora.org Might be able to run ps2 games (at a push), but it takes significantly more processing power to emulate a system (and more RAM)

Not to mention, a ps2 is a strange thing, it has a 128bit processor, the G1 has a 32bit proccessor (to the best of my knowledge), which is why it's hard to emulate a ps2 on a system with a 2.3Ghz processor and 1GB RAM (which is the last machine I ran a ps2 emu on) It would be insanely difficult to write a ps2 program in java, which runs dog slow (In my opinion) compared to C or Assembly.

After doing a little research, looking at the current development cycle, your friend would have some difficulty playing PS1 games on his phone, and currently no ps2 emulators run on ARM architecture (assuming he's using a windows mobile/iPhone/G1) although I'd be interested to know what phone he has to research this further.

The fact that the files were torrents does not change anything (Not to mention it's illegal to download games, whether you own them or not, and making backup copies of them is questionable)

rar and zip are just compression formats, which enable large files to be made smaller. An example, instead of writing out 7777777777 you could say 7(10) which is smaller. That's a very basic understanding (If anyone wants to correct me feel free)

apk is also a type of compression format with other things added onto, it's more like a .deb file for debian or ubuntu (look it up for more info). There would be no way to "Convert" rar or zip to apk so it would work... it'd be asking if there was a way to make a banana into an apple, they're both fruit but that's all they really have in common.

It's completely possible, however to have a full DVD on your microsd if you want to. I use a program called SUPER to convert my videos to a usable format... I don't see any reason for your movie to be in parts on your phone unless again, you downloaded it from a questionable source. I freely admit to converting my DVD's to a format I can use on my phone (namely mp4 for me)

If you want any advice at not being a "noob" then hopefully the following points are useful. Keep in mind that I don't wish to patronise you or make you feel like an idiot (I've seen far worse questions/comments before)

Spelling is key, Take a few minutes to type things out properly, such as phone as apposed to fone, thanks/thanx, people/ppl etc. A lot of people on the internet will refuse to help you, as they (and I) know that "words" such as "ppl, thx, gr8, hya, ty" and suchlike, were invented to shorten text messages, which obviously cost people money. On the internet, there are no such limits, and so that language is considered "lazy". This is not me having a go at you, this is just me stating the facts (you seem like a nice enough person to me)

Also, one of my gripes, is lack of research. Please don't just post on a forum for a question, and especially if you're not willing to hang around/periodically check for answers (hence giving me your email), i'll send you an email containing this exact text anyway.

Anyway, if you managed to read through this epic piece of text, i'll take the time out to compliment a fellow Muse fan on his taste in music :) (I recognise the two song titles in your username and email)

Sorry I can't be of anymore help :)