[Xiaomi Mi Pad 5] TheMagicMojoMan:
Great!

Really strange - since Ubuntu 24.04 does not use /etc/apt/sources.list anymore:

themojoman@xiaomi-nabu:~$ cat /etc/apt/sources.list
# Ubuntu sources have moved to the /etc/apt/sources.list.d/ubuntu.sources
# file, which uses the deb822 format. Use deb822-formatted .sources files
# to manage package sources in the /etc/apt/sources.list.d/ directory.
# See the sources.list(5) manual page for details.

themojoman@xiaomi-nabu:~$ cat /etc/apt/sources.list.d/ubuntu.sources
## Note, this file is written by cloud-init on first boot of an instance
## modifications made here will not survive a re-bundle.
##
## If you wish to make changes you can:
## a.) add 'apt_preserve_sources_list: true' to /etc/cloud/cloud.cfg
## or do the same in user-data
## b.) add supplemental sources in /etc/apt/sources.list.d
## c.) make changes to template file
## /etc/cloud/templates/sources.list.ubuntu.deb822.tmpl
##

# See http://help.ubuntu.com/community/UpgradeNotes for how to upgrade to
# newer versions of the distribution.

## Ubuntu distribution repository
##
## The following settings can be adjusted to configure which packages to use from Ubuntu.
## Mirror your choices (except for URIs and Suites) in the security section below to
## ensure timely security updates.
##
## Types: Append deb-src to enable the fetching of source package.
## URIs: A URL to the repository (you may add multiple URLs)
## Suites: The following additional suites can be configured
## <name>-updates - Major bug fix updates produced after the final release of the
## distribution.
## <name>-backports - software from this repository may not have been tested as
## extensively as that contained in the main release, although it includes
## newer versions of some applications which may provide useful features.
## Also, please note that software in backports WILL NOT receive any review
## or updates from the Ubuntu security team.
## Components: Aside from main, the following components can be added to the list
## restricted - Software that may not be under a free license, or protected by patents.
## universe - Community maintained packages.
## Software from this repository is only maintained and supported by Canonical
## for machines with Ubuntu Pro subscriptions. Without Ubuntu Pro, the Ubuntu
## community provides best-effort security maintenance.
## multiverse - Community maintained of restricted. Software from this repository is
## ENTIRELY UNSUPPORTED by the Ubuntu team, and may not be under a free
## licence. Please satisfy yourself as to your rights to use the software.
## Also, please note that software in multiverse WILL NOT receive any
## review or updates from the Ubuntu security team.
##
## See the sources.list(5) manual page for further settings.
Types: deb
URIs: http://ports.ubuntu.com/ubuntu-ports
Suites: noble noble-updates noble-backports
Components: main universe restricted multiverse
Signed-By: /usr/share/keyrings/ubuntu-archive-keyring.gpg

## Ubuntu security updates. Aside from URIs and Suites,
## this should mirror your choices in the previous section.
Types: deb
URIs: http://ports.ubuntu.com/ubuntu-ports
Suites: noble-security
Components: main universe restricted multiverse
Signed-By: /usr/share/keyrings/ubuntu-archive-keyring.gpg