yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] + Que PPC:
Im not... but...

I had a boss in an international Corp called "Flextronics" And i has a friend From IT department... my boss was so stupid and always... I dont know how but... my IT's Friend moves the PC where my boss works on his reports...

He said: Like a Big Cowboy!!!

Hey Danielnnnn!!!! Come on over herennnn!!!!

The machinennnnnn!!!! is moving by itselfnnnnnn!!!!

Oh! ...i say.

Its truth--- maybe you have downloaded a virus with a Pornographic pictures attached...

Ok now go to worknnnnnnn and dont say it to anybobynnnn!!!! i will delete all.....

hahahahahah God damn!!!! he was so Funny!!!!!! :D

and then he tolds me Danielnnnnnn!! come over herennnnn!!!! where is the "W" i cant found it (On the keyboard!!! :eek:)

And I told him, why are you searching for the "W"?

He tolds me... I wanna type " dobliu dobliu dobliu dot CONNNNNNNN!!!! hahahahahaha :p

I told this kind of thing to my IT's friend and next day all the keyboards has the "w" letter on Fluorescent Orange color!!!! hahahaha

Imagine that Im from Mexico...
[Off-topic] TheChampJT:
I don't want to sound like I completely hate IT departments, but I can NOT stand mine!

I go to me guys and tell them about an issue that I have verified with numerous people, but NOOOOOO, the problem is always with me. Really? My computer freezes because of YOUR update? While I'm busting my ass selling all day, they are in the back bs'n about football and browsing the web.

I can't stand them!
[Off-topic] C Brown:
I love how people get soo mad at me when I ask them to restart their machine. Or not to have one hundred excel spreadsheets opened. I have people who will have anything and everything open then get mad cause IE is crashing. Hahaha. The best ever was I had a user that was offsite was really upset that she couldnt use her home networked wireless printer when she was 600 miles away. She kept repeating "It's wireless this is rediculous!!!!! I'm returning it as soon as I get home!!". I mean I could have set it up but come one Im not the at home IT guy.
[About XDA developers] OpenAL:
Update April 2nd: This was of course our April Fools' joke for 2022.

Thank you all for your most amusing feedback and feel free to keep it coming!

...the wait is over...

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We all know those servers aren't running for free and we all sure hate ads. You spoke, we listened. Starting today we'll be selling exclusive Forum Violation Passes so we can stop showing ads tomorrow. Take one more look at the Forum Rules and laugh at them while you're getting one of these bad ass passes.

[FVP] Overview

Daring	Fearless	HOTHEAD
Amount of rule violations	10	25	UNLIMITED
Amount of moderators you may insult	5	15	All of them
Amount of senior moderators you may insult	None	5	All of them
Amount of commercial websites you may spam	3	10	UNLIMITED
Amount of projects you may kang	2	4	UNLIMITED
Amount of members we will ban for you	1	5	20
Validity	Max 365 days	Max 365 days	365 days
Price	199.00 USD	499.00 USD	999.00 USD
Buy Now!	Buy Now!	Buy Now!

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[About XDA developers] Dizzyrul3z:
1st April...love it :D
[About XDA developers] gsser:
Im'a get the most expensive pack and racially insult many peeps

:devilish:
[About XDA developers] ace2nutzer:
Well done! I think some people really need it. And they will be soon very poor.
[About XDA developers] 318cyz:
Is this true? If it true i will LEAVE IMMEDITELY.

Update at 16:12:

Thank god it is a joke.
[About XDA developers] NullCode:
personally I believe there needs to be a package where we can ban any member
[About XDA developers] s.seila:
Long have i waited. Give me.
[About XDA developers] rob219:
thanks to xda i found away to get the unlimited package for only 1.99 without root!!!!
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Just bought the HOTHEAD pass, this is great! Thank you.

That being said, my [FVP] prefix is now showing OK in front of my title but it's not hot pink! Please fix...

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[About XDA developers] Se7enthSe7en:
Ap

April Fool's to you too! 🤣
[About XDA developers] onslaught86:
This will pay for itself in no time once I'm free to ask everyone how to change IMEIs on a commercial scale
[About XDA developers] Raiz:
It's called "senior moderator". It's an unreleased package, you have to bribe a LOT of people to get it, but once you get it, the fun begins !
[About XDA developers] the_scotsman:
Pfft, I can undercut this... I'll do it for half price 😜
[About XDA developers] Timmmmaaahh!:
We're still working out the kinks, of course. But err.. We didn't really foresee Senior Moderators buying these deals so we might regret this deeply :unsure:
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Mods are also regular members!

Honestly, I am a bit tired to follow the rules... I mean Mods are the ones who should show the example and it's sometimes frustrating, we need to be careful anytime... This is why I've bought the HOTHEAD pass.

Well that means I won't have the hot pink... Hmm... not a big deal, this is a minor issue. Thanks anyway man!

Now I can profit!! After 5 years being a mod, all those constraints are gone!
[About XDA developers] SanHelios:
Well, there's market for everyone...
[About XDA developers] dr.ketan:
Well, April Fool ! :D
[About XDA developers] bitpushr:
Ugh I had to shell out for Hothead version. Pls don't ban me!
[About XDA developers] NOSS8:
Not expensive enough... 🤑💲💲💲💲
[About XDA developers] InternalMonologue:
It's real guys. I just bought F E A R L E S S
[About XDA developers] Badger50:
[FVP] Forum Violation Passes​
[About XDA developers] matt4321:
Can I pay for the HOTHEAD package in instalments?
[About XDA developers] rigattoni:
Nice try!!! :ROFLMAO:

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Matt!!

I think so, I will send you the correct bank details... :p
[About XDA developers] IamTheBRAVE:
Me too, please! I can pay 0.01$ per year... you know, 'cause of the inflation an' all 🤑💲💲💲
[About XDA developers] matt4321:
Long time no see! Do send the bank details! ;)
[About XDA developers] Hausemaster:
The hothead package is perfect, I bought it on my alternate account, and it's great, now it's time for the chaos to begin!!! (Just kidding, April Fools Everyone)
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Yeaas man, nice to see you around. BTW your title is truncated "When red-headed people"... Would you need something else written there to fix this?

Will do ;)
[About XDA developers] Sachin:
Noiceeee Garry! 😆
[About XDA developers] matt4321:
I did notice it yeah! I'm happy for you to get creative with it ;)
[About XDA developers] woodman:
"Retired Senior Moderator - The Real Matt"

?
[About XDA developers] rcky844:
Just bought the H O T H E A D pass and gotta recommend it, definitely worth the 999 when you get this much.

Click here to buy with me!
[About XDA developers] gringo80:
I

i bought 'em all ... but nothing works !

i want to be refunded.
[About XDA developers] rcky844:
To see someone with the courage to buy all of them, I am impressed. So impressed that I bought all of them too.
[About XDA developers] matt4321:
I like it!
[About XDA developers] Virgo_Guy:
After thoroughly going through expert opinions and reviews, I ended up buying the retail unit of the HOTHEAD version in the morning. Delivery was fast and loved the packaging too.

However, I couldn't find any Certificate of Authenticity inside the box and so returned it immediately.
[About XDA developers] edufpaz:
Glad to know there's life upstairs.

HAPPY FOOLS DAY!!!!!
[About XDA developers] headzy:
Do you accept paypal?
[About XDA developers] MikeChannon:
We accept anything really....

Mike
[About XDA developers] MikeChannon:
I wouldn't go quite that far!;)

Mike
[About XDA developers] MikeChannon:
Not sure who agreed to supply you with "packaging"..... there is no "packaging" budget..... somebody's job will be on-the-line for this mixup.

Mike
[About XDA developers] MikeChannon:
Why are you spreading fake news......

Mike
[About XDA developers] Blob Blobbed:
omg i wish this was real
[About XDA developers] ardwivedi16:
Can you please give me your wallet details so that I can send bitcoin and buy the pass ( I need it urgently)
[About XDA developers] MikeChannon:
Unfortunately, my wife won't let me have my wallet details .

Mike
[About XDA developers] Timi25062010:
Nice April Fool!
[About XDA developers] ardwivedi16:
No it isn't.
[About XDA developers] strongst:
Wanted to insult the OP, but

Spoiler content hidden.
[About XDA developers] Oswald Boelcke:
Bro. When OTA update via VoLTE? Want to buy!
[About XDA developers] jerryhou85:
In for one 999$
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
I can't give you 999$ but I can give you 999 karandpr tokens which are backed by a blockchain web3 crypto nft ai vending machine learning ufo tech.

You can use the tokens to sell keto gummies, black magic babas, UK furniture (@matt4321 's venture btw), right here on forums.
[About XDA developers] Oswald Boelcke:
Link, bro?
[About XDA developers] woodman:
So you're da guy behind keto and baba!?! Crap!
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
shorturl.at/lmA67

Thats @shadowstep ....
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
Just for today, people buying hothead pass get free RD title.
[About XDA developers] rainforce279:
Damn, this is what i'm looking for :p
[About XDA developers] zetsumeikuro:
Swiped so hard and so fast. Time to go insult some mods <3!
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Meanwhile @Timmmmaaahh!
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Good idea, that will give less workz for the DC. :LOL:
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
Timmmmaaahh! You failed to mention that for a few years of life force all XDA mods can buy the enhanced Hothead FVP, Overlord.

Overlord allows the unlimited use of stealth mode on any member. Make any member's posts and threads invisible to all except other Overlord holders.

All Administrators get an automatic upgrade to Overlord.
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
No thank you. Being an overlord is too much work.

You got run all these keto schemes, and **** in free time.

I mean, yeah overlord pass should be a thing...

*pls don't flog me, overlords*
[About XDA developers] matt4321:
Hey that startup of mine is meant to be a secret!!
[About XDA developers] :
I used a magisk module to get it for free!!! :cool: Now i can insult everybody
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
Did I mention that Overlord bearers also get unlimited dup account privileges?

Argue and banter with yourself as much as you like. These dup accounts are also exempt from stealth mod.

You too can be a mod god, omnipotent and untouchable. One on the forum ghosts.

But wait! There's more!

Bonus: Overlord holders can manipulate any trading stock by a 10% margin. Overlords can band together to throw a single stock margin up to 90%. Delight your friends, befoul your enemies!

Don't be left out, supplies are limited, order your Ronco* Overlordmatic® today!

*But wait there's even more!

Hi, I'm Ron Popeil and I came back from the dead to give you this special bonus offer simply too good to ignore! You not only get all of that but an eternal membership once you die. You maybe in ghost mode but your posts, threads and influence on the living are not! Note, internet connectivity may vary eon to eon, wherewithal not included.
[About XDA developers] Timmmmaaahh!:
I could've used you on the brainstorm yesterday 😆
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
Your's was one of best internet April Fool's spoofs I've seen in a while😎
[About XDA developers] IamTheBRAVE:
Sign me up for one!

When i die, i want to haunt all my friends @XDA. Especially @Oswald Boelcke 😀
[About XDA developers] redsmith:
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
[About XDA developers] Timmmmaaahh!:
Gladly!
[About XDA developers] WhiteMask:
I don't need any passes. I can still violate rules without them. :p
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
Yeah,

that's what the porcupine thought...
[About XDA developers] mrjuniork:
@Badger50

Mate, you got your new zodiac, fits you way better 😂
[About XDA developers] mystifuzz:
Pay to break rules, what? 😂
[About XDA developers] Austinredstoner:
Is this an April fool's joke?

Edit: looked again it is an April fools joke.
[About XDA developers] vandyman:
Am I grandfathered in with the ball breaker pass from last year?
[About XDA developers] Oswald Boelcke:
Although it was (like very often @Timmmmaaahh! idea) it became a collaborative effort surprisingly very quickly. And that he succeeded to even get the portal on board requires another compliment... But here in the public: Well done, @Timmmmaaahh!
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
I told you to not to share it outside the telegram group.
[About XDA developers] Oswald Boelcke:
Isn't that the one that was blocked by Johnwu?
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
I downloaded the warez Hothead FVP for free but it put XDA ads on my phone...
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
Maybe some other group...

thanks for donating your phone to XDACoin botnet.
[About XDA developers] azoller1:
Can I purchase with BTC?
[About XDA developers] Timmmmaaahh!:
Sure thing! 1 will do 😬
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
As long as it's free... it's not like ads ever harmed a user's experience. The dark web obscene dancing panda bears are a little over the top though.
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
Thanks for the feedback. We will get @Timmmmaaahh! obscene alpaca costumes.
[About XDA developers] azoller1:
Sure thing. Drop that BTC addy and I'll give you 0.000000000000000000001 BTC 😉
[About XDA developers] Compusmurf:
Geez, I bought 10 HOTHEADS to cover me for the next 10 years. They haven't shown up yet!!!! ;)
[About XDA developers] IronTechmonkey:
I've already got a lifetime Hothead membership and am a [Recognized] Curmudgeon with disdain for April fools jokes in development but @Timmmmaaahh!, this is brilliant. Thank you! :D
[About XDA developers] Amer28:
So, just a question.

What happens when two hotheads want the other one banned?

Play rock paper scissors? ☺️
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
Unrestricted flame warfare, of course.

Everyone worth anything needs a mortal enemy.
[About XDA developers] IamTheBRAVE:
"Damn you @Oswald Boelcke 🧐 You insulted my mother's Keto Powermax™ biceps 💪 for the last time!"
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
We start a bidding war. The guy who pays most wins.
[About XDA developers] blackhawk:
That crossed my mind but that be too much like winnning a state or defense contract.

The brains need entertainment...
[About XDA developers] woodman:
Well done @Timmmmaaahh! and @a.cid

Hats off!
[About XDA developers] Timmmmaaahh!:
Cheers, mate! Didn't have much time today but also prepared a little thank you...
[About XDA developers] Timmmmaaahh!:
Hey everyone! Sending this post from the island I bought with all your money, suckaaahs! 🤪

Yeah, that's right, it wasn't real! I know, no one saw that coming, it's a complete surprise to all of you.

Chaos hasn't arrived after all. You'll still be getting ads and you still need to abide by those blasted rules.

But let's get serious for a bit. This was absolutely amazing! I really enjoyed the many original messages we received in response of this. It was heart warming to see the community having so much fun together. I'd say we fully succeeded at making April 1st a fun day at XDA Developers. You won't believe it but it was actually a spur of the moment kind of thing and we managed to get moderators, administrators and the portal on board pretty much overnight. It makes me so proud to call myself a staff member of such coherent team. Most of all it was a pleasure to witness the dynamic of this community that ensued.

An incredible thank you to @a.cid and everyone at the portal for creating the article on such short notice and for all the great content we get to read there every day. Major kudos to @MikeChannon and the admin team for the banner and for keeping this forum's gears ticking.

The banner that brought most people to this thread.

I also want to send out a virtual fist bump 👊 to all fellow moderators that work very hard with the help of the rest of the community to keep this a fun platform for all. Last but not least: thank YOU for being here, for engaging, for sharing, for helping, for asking, for developing, for scripting, for modding, for flaming. No wait, scratch that last one.

Tl;DR: Thank you all!

-Timmy
[About XDA developers] IamTheBRAVE:
Thank you @Timmmmaaahh!

Can you please pm me your latitude/longitude coordinates? I'd like to send you a special gift on behalf of all of us patrons 🚀💣💥
[About XDA developers] Oswald Boelcke:
I thought I'm the one responsible for "air deliveries"? And the coordinates we got from tracking @Timmmmaaahh!'s device are sufficient.
[About XDA developers] IamTheBRAVE:
@Oswald Boelcke thanks for the coordinates. I'll be heading there asap.

@Timmmmaaahh! my bags are packed. Full of knives... Kitchen knives obviously. I'm told i make a mean bone stew. You're... It's gonna be delicious.

Ps: don't sip too many margheritas, it will spoil the taste of the stew. You don't want that.
[About XDA developers] :
telegram? tox is fully anonymous 🤖🤖🤖🤖
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
Nothing is anonymous on the internet.
[About XDA developers] :
its satire
[About XDA developers] karandpr:
I am stunned at this revelation.
[About XDA developers] David B.:
Am I the only one who has no idea what "kang" means? :oops:
[About XDA developers] Oswald Boelcke:
Definition taken from https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kang

On XDA, we occasionally also "steal" the post of somebody else and re-post that as our own one. As a joke we also call this a kang but usually mark it like this if I kang your post:
[About XDA developers] David B.:
That's actually pretty funny. Thanks for the explanation! 😆
[About XDA developers] IronTechmonkey:
Kang: usage example.

A favorite feature of mine in CM/LOS were/are cursor arrow keys in the status bar which, IIRC, were KANGED from AOKP which coincidentally stands for Android Open Kang Project. True story, but the code was more donated than stolen.
[About XDA developers] David B.:
I really should hang out on XDA often so I can learn these terms lol.
[About XDA developers] Bill720:
Too bad it wasn't real. There are certainly enough trigger-happy moderators around here that XDA could probably earn sufficient funds from the FVP program not to have to run ads anymore.
[About XDA developers] IronTechmonkey:
Tiger Harpy Moody Raters?
[About XDA developers] IronTechmonkey:
It might not help. I'm here quite a bit and had to look it up. I used to think kang meant to "wreck" or "total" a car but was just confusing kang with prang.
[About XDA developers] purpleish:
Nice, I was here. Thanks XDA forum newsletter for putting this on top.
[Android Head-Units] aidan929:
Hi all,

Recently purchased the Binize Android 10 10” radio for my 04 Silverado. So far I love the massive touch screen with car play and it’s works great. Except one thing I’ve been having the worst time ever with. I tried contacting support over messenger they are pretty worthless.

I’m trying to use Torque Pro for gauges with my Duramax, however I couldn’t get Torque to talk to the ECU, and now not even my adapter.

I started off with a Bluetooth adapter, actually three different ones and all presented the same issue. I tried, Veepeak, OBDator ELM, and BAFX one. All three, Torque could not communicate with ECU and from the looks of it didn’t even make a connection to adapter. So I gave up.

I then tried using a usb obd adapter in hopes it wold actually work, but… no. When I plug it in it even opens Torque, so it at least knows somewhat of what’s connected. But when I tell torque to communicate with the adapter it doesn’t work at all. I think at this point I’m SOL unless anyones got ideas.

Thanks!
[Android Head-Units] apblack:
I’m in the same boat. 2017 Dodge Grand Caravan, OBD works with other devices but not the Binize. I’m having a love/hate relationship with the custom Android stuff but overall I really like the unit.
[Nexus 6P General] paulmerrill:
A strange problem. I flashed 18.1 and it seems to work (I can boot into a minimal system) but now I can't get into TWRP Recovery even though I used it to flash 18.1 in the first place. The phone powers up fine but when I hold down Vol- and power, it does not boot into TWRP but boots into Lineagos. If I try ADB, then it sees the phone but it's offline and I've tried all the tricks to get it back online.

I also notice that when the android on his back is displayed, then Download Mode at the bottom is indicating Disabled.

Any ideas, or is it completely stuffed?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Questions & Answers] rjnbom:
How to change note 9 csc ATT to XAA or XAC

Thank you
[General Topics] munzab:
Hi all

i have a problem.

its not related to only one pc but all windows xp machines ive used ( im not going down vista route at all).

nearly everytime i connect my phone/ppc to windows, it crashes, ie, i get the windows 32 process host or something has an error then the RAPC window with 1 minute countdown comes on and my computer crashes or restarts.

then if i connect my ppc, its fine.

its not only with 1 pocket pc, its with the 2-3 ive tried.

they all run windows mobile 6 or 6.1...

anybody have the same problem and know what to do? activesync 4.5, u can see the icon connecting and it has made the noise its found the pocket pc, then bam...

i couldnt find this topic anywhere in xda, dont know where else to look

Cheers
[General Topics] Junner2003:
It is not the PPC's at all - rather incompatible hardware on your desktop, such as an installed dial-up modem or other network device.

I had similar difficulties back in time on a Dell desktop until I removed a special DS Sound Card. A friend of mine had similar problems until he removed - following my recommendation - his dial-up modem card.

You will have to figure out what device on your desktop causes this incompatibility - please: before plugging out anything, remove the installed drivers first!
[General Topics] munzab:
oh man. they are both laptops. thats going to be tough to remove something/uninstall drivers - doable but its going to annoy me everytime i log in
[General Topics] Junner2003:
Hmmm,

try running your pc in save mode and run only what is needed for ActiveSync to work - not a nice solution but at least you can determine if this is an incompatibility issue or not.
[XPERIA X1 General] veletron:
Hi

How do I get album art to appear in the media panel when I browse through my albums?? All my tunes are on a microSD, and each album has a jpg album cover within its folder. WMP can see the album covers, but the SE media panel just shows the default turntable icon.

Any idea's?

Nigel
[XPERIA X1 General] imacken:
I would like to know this as well.
[XPERIA X1 General] veletron:
I real elsewhere that this is a no - which makes the media panel all but useless for me - I am too used to nav via pics!

Try Kinoma Player (or free player) which does do album-art.

Nigel
[XPERIA X1 General] artesea:
No idea, one of my albums has art appearing, the other 20 don't.
[XPERIA X1 General] Deebens:
I've got album art appearing on my media panel for just about all my albums, i think the trick is to embed the album art into the MP3s themselves, rather than using an external jpeg image, which is something i did a long time ago for my PSP... looking through my collection the only ones without album art are the albums i have got since i last updated my PSP, so i think that's a fairly safe bet.
[XPERIA X1 General] ipporek:
sheesh... then I've got to embed my MP3s with the album art one by one? Hmmm... if so guess that's one area where my Touch Pro's media player's better. All I need is the album art named as 'folder.jpg'. Thought it'd work for this as well.
[XPERIA X1 General] DA BOSS:
Album art

if its a win mobile phone jus sync with window media center easy as can be can even copy album art else were and paste rite into your media center NYC BayBee
[XPERIA X1 General] ipporek:
Realized that when playing in Windows Media Player, I can see the album art. Not only that, I can see the chinese font (whereas using the media player panel, all I see are question marks).