[Miscellaneous Android Development] blarae:
EDIT: Took me a couple hours but I finally figured out the stuff after root after a night of a hardcore game of keyword search. What I learned:

Have to give ADB a "Path" in order to use "adb XYZ" stuff in Powershell/Command Prompt/Ubuntu

Have to install ADB into Ubuntu separately from how it's installed on windows

PART 1: ROOTING THE PALM

You can follow the guide found here. Down below is the same thing pretty much, but I have cleared up some things I was confused with when I was going through the guide:

On the computer, download the following: CLICK HERE

Extract Sugar_QCT_SP.zip to a folder anywhere

Inside the extracted folder, install the SUGAR QCT.exe

Inside the USBDriver folder, install the Setup.vbs

Inside the extracted folder, is the USERNAME and PASSWORD you'll need PLEASE DO NOT POST IT HERE

On the Palm, boot it into recovery

Hold the power button to restart the Palm several times, the 3rd or 4th time the splash screen appears you will see "Entering Recovery mode…" at the top and you may release the button

Select the option to go into Emergency Download/EDL Mode

It will take you to a screen telling you to "long press" to enter, "short press" to exit; simply hold down the button until the screen changes

Plug the Palm into the computer

On the computer, launch the recently installed Sugar QCT application

Skip the update

On the top left drop-down list, select pepito/PVG100 (US) or pepito_vdf (Vodafone)

On the top right click Upgrade, this will download the Palm's firmware package and flash it to the device (may take 10~ minutes)

DO NOT CLOSE SUGAR when it finishes

The Palm should have rebooted at this point (if not, hold/use a strong enough rubber band to hold the power button for a few minutes so it will restart out of EDL Mode)

SIDE NOTE: At this point this is a clean flash, so if you just wanted to get the Palm back to stock, you can stop here

On the computer, Go to where you installed Sugar QCT is installed (C:\Program Files (x86)\SUGAR QCT_SP_Gotu2\)

Enter the bin folder and copy the PVG100-XXXX folder (the Xs are the Palm's serial number) anywhere else

In the copied PVG100-XXXX folder, look for BXXXXXXXXXXX.mbn (it's a file that starts with a B) which is the boot.img

Copy the BXXXXXXXXXXX.mbn file to the root of the Palm

Download Magisk Manager (google it, I cannot hyperlink to it here)

Copy the .apk to the root of the Palm

On the Palm, install Magisk Manager

Open the Palm's Settings > Storage > Files

Install the MagiskManager.apk that you should have moved in there earlier

Open Magisk Manager and Select and Patch a File

Find and select the BXXXXXXXXXXX.mbn file (you may need to Show internal storage to find it)

Once it finishes, it should have created a patched .img file in the Palm's Download folder

On the computer, rename the created .img to BXXXXXXXXXXX.mbn

Inside the copied PVG100-XXXX folder, use the renamed BXXXXXXXXXXX.mbn to replace the original BXXXXXXXXXXX.mbn file (you should be able to tell them apart via the files' Date modified)

On the Palm, boot it back into Emergency Download/EDL Mode as instructed in #2

Close and relaunch Sugar QCT

Copy the copied PVG100-XXXX folder back into the bin folder where the Sugar QCT application is installed (be sure it follows the same folder structure, overwrite if necessary)

In Sugar QCT, select pepito/PVG100 (US) or pepito_vdf (Vodafone) again

Press Upgrade again, this will flash the modified firmware to the device

When it restarts and powers up, just go through the setup wizard, install Magisk Manager again, and you should be rooted

PART 2: DEBLOATING THE PALM ON WINDOWS

PREREQUISITES:

Rooted the Palm (should be done if you followed the guide above)

Enable USB Debugging on the Palm

ADB (r27.0.X worked for me), Fastboot, and Drivers installed properly

Create an environment variable for ADB:

This PC > Properties > Advanced system settings > Advanced > Environment Variables… > System Variables > Path > Edit… > New > [DIRECTORY WHERE ADB IS INSTALLED]

Ubuntu (find one that allows you to use Ubuntu Terminal and run Ubuntu command line utilities including bash, ssh, git, apt and etcetera)

Install ADB to Ubuntu:

Launch Ubuntu and execute the following:

sudo apt update
sudo apt install android-tools-adb android-tools-fastboot

Alright to begin with the Debloating:

On the computer, download the file attached in this thread: CLICK HERE

Extract palm.zip to a folder anywhere (inside the extracted folder, make note of the exec.sh file and — inside the push folder — the palm.sh file)

Launch either Powershell OR Command Prompt and start the ADB server (I couldn't get it to see my device if did this step in Ubuntu)

adb start-server

Launch Ubuntu via holding the SHIFT key and right clicking the extracted Palm folder, confirm your device is recognized by executing the following:

adb devices

Begin the Debloating process by executing the following:

bash exec.sh

Read carefully and follow the instructions:

You can ignore the following errors:

adb: failed to install apks/[APP.apk]: Failure [INSTALL_FAILED_ALREADY_EXISTS: Attempt to re-install [APP] without first uninstalling.]
(why? the above just tells me that the .apk is already installed)
adb: failed to stat apks/myapps/*.apk: No such file or directory
(why? the above just tells me that there's nothing there, and if I check inside the actual directory, there actually is nothing there)

Otherwise stop and troubleshoot (I don't know any other errors that might pop up so if you do come across different ones, you're on your own)

If you follow the rest of the instructions that display in Ubuntu, you should be good to go

If you missed the Superuser Grant alert it won't pop up again, you have to then allow it in Magisk Manager in the Palm

Done