[Off-topic] timvonlee:
I found these jokes in a thread sometime in 2011, resharing.

- You know you're rooted when you spend more time on the XDA forums than with your family.

- You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.

-You know you're rooted when bootloops don't scare you anymore

-You know you're rooted when you flash a new ROM, set it up just the way you want, install all applications, restore all user data ... and you discover Phone.apk crashes when trying to make a call, two weeks after flashing. True story.

-You know you're rooted when you hand someone your phone and they don't know how to unlock it. LOL! (True Story)

-You know you're rooted when your girlfriend looks in your messages and gets suspicious cause you have none.

-You know you're rooted when your girlfriend can't get hold of you for an hour because you're in recovery.. and she becomes suspicious

-You know you're rooted if you have any emotional feeling when you feel the boot animation vibration

-you know you are rooted when someone at a party says "hey you have that awesome 12/8 mp camera phone right? please take a pic of us" and you can only sheepishly reply "cm doesn't have working camera yet"

-You know you're rooted when you see somebody with an iPhone or a Blackberry, showing to his/her friends, thinking it's the best thing ever, and you think "lol noobs"

-you know when your rooted if xda is your only friend

-You know you're rooted when other people want to do a jailbreak and take 1h to do it and we're like "please, I'm done with like 30 secs"

-You know you're rooted when you realise that a kitchen isn't a place for the preparation of food, a jig isn't a little dance, a launcher isn't used for rocket propulsion and flashing isn't exposing yourself to random strangers.

-You know you're rooted when you have bought more than 10 apps that need root access on Market.

-You know you are rooted when you speak with your friend starting with "I made a new look for phone, new cool UP, and amazing config for Undervolting..."

-You know you are rooted when you realize that you don't remember where is needed app since changing launcher 2 times per day

-You know your rooted when you wake up and the mobile is still in your hands.

-You know your rooted when wipe, wipe, wipe, is something you do other than in the bathroom

-you know you're rooted when you flash a new rom, setup your phone for about 2-3 hours with the perfect background, perfect icon and widget arrangement, undervolt it and suddenly stumble upon an even cooler rom, do a full wipe and start all over again...

-you know you're rooted when checking xda more often then facebook.

-You know you're rooted when ur microUSB cable connected to your PC is used more often than your mouse.

-You know you're rooted when you actually feel like a superuser.

-You know when you're rooted when stock rom means nothing to you

-You know when you're rooted when you remember the root procedure

-You know your rooted when, while trying to think of "you know your rooted " jokes, your flashing the latest ICS release.

-you know your rooted when you cringe at the word "iPhone"

-You know you are rooted when other people come to you to get their phone rooted.

-You know you're rooted when ... what is facebook?

-You know you're rooted when you can restore your phone from brick faster than you can brush your teeth.

-You know you're rooted when you see an "Unroot" option and you go : "OMG WHYYYYYYY?"

-You know you're rooted when you flash a new kernel before going to the bed and you wake up in the middle of the night just to check how much battery has drained

-you know you're rooted when you ask a android newbie "have you rooted?" and getting a reply "what is it?" and having a thought OH!! **** i have to repeat the same old grandma rooting story again

-You know your rooted when you get a back up phone so you can make calls when flashing.

-You know your rooted when you put your friends phone in recovery/download mode just to see the freaked out reaction to what just happened to their phone

-You know you're Rooted when...anytime a friend has a problem with their Android phone, you say "If you Root it, you wouldn't have that issue."

-You know your rooted, when you walk into a phone shop and play around with their fones, just to laugh at how slow it is compared to yours

-You know you are rooted when the opposite of Conservative isn't liberal but OnDemand.

-You know your rooted when you are in the car and you need to find an address and your gps doesn't work because you forgot to flash gps_patch.zip (true story).

-You know your rooted when if you don't have what to flash on your phone, you flash your wife's phone (true story).

-You know youre rooted when the first question you ask someone is "so,what Rom you running?"

-You know you are rooted when you turn on your deveice holding up 3 buttons instead of only 1

-You know you are rooted when u whine and complain about not being able to root other electronic items like your fridge, washing machine, or overclock your blender.