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[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] ISperfection:
Hi guys, I have Note 9 canadian rogers N960W, I will do this procedure according to what I have read but please can you verify.

- Odin (using modified odin) ARJA and restart fully.

- SD card Flash latest update for ARJA which would be CRLJ (Dec 20 update) from recovery and restart fully.

- Odin Rogers CSC and restart.

- Profit :)

Thanks
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
If you're using the C build, you shouldn't have to flash the Rogers CSC.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Chuckd610:
Everyone...make sure you acknowledge butchiegirl was the first to perform a specific method. She wasn't held as a baby and was victimized by the neighborhood bully. Please give her the attention she craves.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] splkia:
Where are phone settings on ZRLL.... Am I missing something?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] NexVision:
Got to phone then click the triple dot and voila.View attachment 4675869
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] splkia:
Thanks I didn't have the three dots for some reason and pressing the location where they normally are did nothing. Checked after you sent that and they were mysteriously back. I can't activate the spam callers feature
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] NotATreoFan:
You're missing the option, or it's there but you cannot activate it? No issues toggling it on TMO.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] splkia:
It's there I just can't activate it it's greyed out. I have a Canadian variant, and I know I had this feature originally
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] NotATreoFan:
Were you running U1 firmware prior to the ZRLL beta 3, or did you have the carrier C builds of Oreo/Pie?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
Dude you need to chill with that nonsense. You think I need credit for something that didn't work? I was making a joke. But for some reason you feel the need to insult someone for no reason at all. I'm not going to fall off into this. If you need someone to hit the thanks button to make you feel like a big boy in the thread then have at it. I'm not here to piss and moan about things or to put others down. I'm 48yrs old and do this as a hobby. I'm not a child. So enjoy your behind the computer put me in my place attitude.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] splkia:
I was on u1 prior yes. Didn't notice on the previous Z builds I just know stock I had this feature and enjoyed it.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] harryo604:
Where do I get the firmware to restore back to Canadian fido oreo
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Sammobile or updato or SamFirm
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] ad44891:
Wtf..u sound like a complete ?.. We grown men here.. So keep those idiotic statements to yourself...Chuck.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] harryo604:
Thank u sir
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Iain_S:
I have never been able to toggle that on my Note 9 Canadian, no matter Z or C builds. I use Google Phone and all is fine.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] splkia:
I had the feature on stock oreo. I'm with Telus
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Chuckd610:
Useless post....ok butchiegirl, you can keep your lunch money.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
Funny thing is Chuck when I said "him" followed by lol..him was referring to myself. And I was clearly pointing out that I didn't do anything different as to why CSC didnt work. It had nothing to do with trying something 1st or anyone else. Its obvious you need to feel a certain way in the thread..but me, nope Im just here for the joy of Android.

SM-N950U-STOCK N8
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Waynestuckart:
The mods are gonna have a field day ?

Happy New year everyone
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
Yeah they need to stop people from insulting others for no reason.

SM-N950U-STOCK N8
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Chuckd610:
You're right....I feel bad.....I'm sorry
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
Will I lose many carrier features if I install unofficial pie? Thanks
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] themisterwilson:
Not the one that asked, but this is all I have when going to the phone settings
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Depends...which carrier do you have?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
AT&T
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] NotATreoFan:
(Looks around, sees myself)

There's already an admin active in the thread. Hopefully I don't have to get involved further, and it ends here.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] NotATreoFan:
On a more serious note, let's please cut out the insults, cheap shots, and general conversation that has nothing to do with the thread topic at hand.

Thanks in advance for not making me Mod on vacation.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Then you shall lose WiFi calling, VoLTE, and advanced messaging. But you'll also lose all those handy ATT apps and that gorgeous ATT boot animation.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
Oooooh.....painful. Thanks
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] bassman418:
Everything is running great, but having flashing withdrawals... ?

Been really quite leak wise.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Oh yeah. Leaks for the Note 9 and the Note 8 have ground to a halt. There's builds showing up on FOTA but nothing getting leaked.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Majin101:
I feel you man, but surprisingly I've been satisfied with beta 3. Maybe it's getting closer to the official build, I dont want it to end!
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] w2830:
I'm on ZRLL with Canadian Roger's. Is there a better CSC I should flash? Thanks!
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
You can try flashing the Roger's CSC. No guarantee it will work. Others have had success flashing carrier CSC with the U1 firmware to get carrier features back. But you'll probably break OTAs and may bork the whole thing.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
Ahhhhhh.......makes sense. I finally took the plunge and got into beta. After flashing carrier csc, I don't see the "software update" option in settings. Sounds like I need to start from the beginning and not flash carrier csc to retain OTAs. Does this sound correct? Thanks
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Dwnhiller:
Anyone else having lag issues on the latest Beta ZRLL? Driving me a little batty.. lol went into Dev options and turned off animation to see it it would help.. no dice. Suggestions?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] daviddem:
I experienced that as well. I also had sudden freezes with the phone app.

I reverted to Oreo for now.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Sorry you guys have had issues. I seriously have had zero issues with ZRLL. Maybe a factory reset and clean install will fix it.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] daviddem:
I did a clean install from Oreo for Beta 1
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
That's really weird. Not sure what the issue could be.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Dwnhiller:
Just did that when I flashes the U1 firmware completely clean install, had no issues until this last update. I'll tinker some more, and report. Thanks! ??
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Limeybastard:
Wtf happened to Samsung keyboard. Constant background usage according to gsam.View attachment 4676950View attachment 4676951
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] bassman418:
I've been running CRLJ with 0 issues, glitches or freezing. And all of my Verizon features work
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Virgo_Guy:
Not seeing this in my stats Limey. Not a keyboard warrior anyways.

You are running a Beta,so did you reset the device or erased cache once ?Do so if you havent already.:good:
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Limeybastard:
Yep, fully understand about it being a beta. Had similar usage issues with the samsung stock email app during beta 1 and 2 release. I already stopped using that email client lol
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] MJMatt91:
This is just for the 960F ? I have the 960U running the U1 firmware. Just got 3rd Beta ZRLL. Wonder when were getting this update. Beta is becoming super stable. :good:
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
That beta is for the N960F. This thread is for the US Snapdragon models. There is a thread specifically for the the N960F though.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Virgo_Guy:
Yes,yes got that already. Thanks.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Slicka70:
I followed the guide on the portal but I'm worried about upgrading to U1 software and trying to get the factory betas.

I'm in Roger's with a 960W, could you give me an idea on how you proceeded with the update? I'm currently on Oreo.

Also did switching to U1 trip Knox?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] w2830:
I odined to ARJ9 first but didn't get into the beta program(unsuccessful and I wasn't patient), instead I used update zips from Firmware Science to manually update to the latest which took 3 steps o believe( has to be done by sequential). So far, I don't see any issues. Knox is intact.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Waynestuckart:
My beta banner did not show up, but I guess since I registered for beta 3 weeks ago, I immediately got the OTA updates after installing the first OU1 official beta.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
That's what mine did[emoji106]
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] jldr:
Is Samsung planning on making the dark mode UI turn on automatically like the blue light filter? That was an option in the early betas that they took away. Otherwise, manually switching it on and off is an unnecessary albeit small inconvenience.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] BladeRunner:
I'm on T-Mobile and running the CRLH leak. I tried the official Beta Z builds but it wasn't friendly with my T-Mobile signal. I'm in a Band 71 area and it wouldn't hold the signal inside the house and wanted to roam constantly. I also noted when I put my work SIM, from Verizon in, it asked to me reboot and it rebooted as a Verizon device, so the auto carrier swiutchinbg is back.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] alherrera591:
Is it possible to get tmobile advanced messaging back and voice calling on the latest pie build?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
I think I'm in a Band 66 area so I can't test B71. I'm in Springfield, MO and I don't believe B71 has rolled out here yet.

With that said, the U1 firmware absolutely supports B71, so I have no idea why it's causing you issues on T-Mo.

Also, if you want the most recent leaked, CRLJ is the newest and CRLL may be dropping soon. And we should be getting some CSA* builds soon.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] BladeRunner:
It connects to B71 it just shows a weaker signal and continually gives me a disconnecting notice. The U1 A builds on Oreo showed a weaker signal than on U firmware but wouldn't disconnect and the C builds work fine so it's specifically the U1 Z builds that are the issue.

I'll update again at some point but this build is working fine and I don't feel like setting things up again right now.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
I'm in need of another leak asap to fix this phone app from crashing on every call. Hopefully that'll be addressed in the next drop.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
I'm on ZRLL so I can't adb to any of the C*** builds correct?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
ODIN to ARJA then flash CRLJ in recovery.

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Which build are you running?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
When you say flash in recovery I just download the zip file to my phone and update through recovery? Also have a link to CRLJ not seeing it on firmware science.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Yes. Download it from firmware.acience. It's there, I just saw it when checking for new leaks. Then after using ODIN to flash back to ARJA, boot into recovery and update from SD Card.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
Running CRLJ with phone dialer issues
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
Last questions when I Odin that will wipe data and sd card is local storage correct. Sorry haven't done any flashing since note 3 and getting back into it with the beta.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Euronymous88:
Anyone on the official beta notice that you can now adjust the brightness of the AOD screen? When on the AOD screen, if you double tap where the image is it brings up a slider to adjust the brightness.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
ARJA to CRLJ https://firmware.science/download?url=7159/1488/SS-N960USQS1ARJA-to-U1CRLJ-UP

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It won't wipe your SD card if that's what you were asking. After usinfg ODIN to flash ARJA, boot into recovery to update from your SD card if that's the location that you saved CRLJ at. You can also ADB sideload the update from pc if you didn't save it to your SD card.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
Thanks! I don't own a sd card so I've been using adb sideload. I was curious about the wipe using Odin to flash ARJA. It's not a problem it just takes smart switch forever to restore my backup lol.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
AH yes, slow ass smart switch. I'm currently backing mine up because I'm jumping back to CRLH, can't deal with the phone app bug on the J.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
Same here with CRLJ....I tried everything except factory reset. Not sure why this is happening.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Limeybastard:
If your definition of weaker signal is comparing the bars in the status bar on u1 build to a U build then that's your problem my friend. U1 doesn't fake the signal bars and shows less bars than U carrier spec builds.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
Never really had any issues with CRLH, gonna go back until the next leak.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
Is ARJA good for verizon?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] BladeRunner:
I thoroughly understand relative signal strength and what the bars mean. In this case it is entirely not the point. The U1 Z build will actually lose connection and I'll get a pop-up saying searching for network" or it will switch to roaming. This does not happen on the U C leak or on U or U1 Oreo.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Limeybastard:
Thanks for the clarification.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Venom0642:
So this was already on Oreo, unless you are saying they fixed for Pie.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
With tears in my eyes, I'm going to start from scratch beginning with ARJA then CRLJ. This time I'm not going to restore phone and contacts when restoring from previous backup. I'll let you know.

P.S......I was on CRLJ then ZRLL and back to CRLJ. Not sure if that back and forth has anything to do with phone app crashing.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
I just restored to CRLH, never had the phone app crashing on that leak.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
Are you on at&t? Is ARJA safe to use on verizon in order to flash to CRLJ or CRLH
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
yes
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Excellent! I hadn't noticed that before. Great find!

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I never noticed it on Oreo before. Of course I never knew to look for it either, LOL.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] hinds90:
I'm sure I'm doing something wrong but when I download the ARJA firmware I'm not seeing BL, AP, CP in the folder
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Use SamFirm to download it and automatically decrypt it. Then unzip the file.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Venom0642:
Did you downloaded it from my here.

https://xdaforums.com/galaxy-note-9/how-to/stock-official-attodinn960usqs1arja-t3875623
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
Ok....so I went back to ARJA, then to CRLJ. I noticed there may have been a conflict when restoring data from previous backup. When I had the phone app crash issues, I restored from a U1 backup and not a U backup that matches CRLJ. All said, all is well after restoring from a C backup.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] dottat:
I'd bet the dialer crashing to do with carrier volte features. If someone who is having it crash has the option to disable volte or advanced calling features I'd be curious to see if the crashes stop.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] damikachu:
Hey guys, just a quick question hoping someone can guide me quick. Got an a&t note 9 on stock 1ARJA, November patch. Haven't attempted to flash anything or install from .zip ever on this device. I'm familiar with odin, flashing, installing from zip, all that stuff. Just curious at this point which version of the pie beta I would need to install. From what I understand since I'm at&t I'll still get OTAs, but if I could get that confirmed as well I'd be super grateful.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
If you want OTA you have to Odin U1 firmware and register. If not you can go to firmware science and update via sd card or adb
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] damikachu:
So when the full official pie gets released will I get it?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] xantrk:
I hope that samsung makes some camera imrprovements before official release :\ https://youtu.be/01cjYbMliC8
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] damikachu:
I installed CRLJ via recovery, wasn't expecting a wipe but whatever lol so now that I have CRLJ would it be safe to install CRL9 from here or should I go back? Thanks for the help
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
That is a very good question...MrOrange do you have an anwer..lol...im not sure.

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CRLJ is the latest
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] damikachu:
That's weird I don't even see CRLJ on firmware science
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] bassman418:
I would stay on CRLJ. Works perfectly, dont really see the advantage of being on "official " beta. Especially when you lose features on certain carriers
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
Besides the random phone app fc'ing, it's pretty stable.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] NotATreoFan:
Official Pie betas, no for advanced messaging, but VoLTE works as it always has for TMO.

Check and make sure the caller ID spam app doesn't have notifications disabled. Even if the app is not disabled, people on ATT earlier found that turning off notifications for it causes Phone to FC.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] bassman418:
I'm on Verizon and haven't had phone app FC yet. The last 2-3 builds have been fully stable for me. (C builds not Z)
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] szeryfeek:
I have problem wiht silent notification ringtone. Notifications from non stock apps using growing ringtone. Anyone knows how can I solve this problem?

Wysłane z mojego SM-N960F przy użyciu Tapatalka
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DubSolo:
I don't see a setting for the caller ID spam app..
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] K4laz:
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[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Lakerzz8_24:
Anyone here having issues with a greenish tint almost like screem burn on there Note 9, i notived mine yesterday while backing up my phone using Samsung Smart Swich prior to.that i had taken off an iq shield screen protector
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Lakerzz8_24:
Heres the greenish tint, did some research heard it could be gluegate
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] henklbr:
OFF-TOPIC?

What has this to do with Threads subject?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Lakerzz8_24:
I used smart switch to revert back to oreo, from One ui beta, thats when i noticed it. Why?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] KingVekxin:
I guess he's saying a screen abnormality isn't a software related thing not is it about pie
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] w2830:
Looks like ZRLL isn't working well with Samsung VR. It hangs a lot on mine.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
9to5Google released and updated Update Map for Samsung devices. Note 9 has been moved up to January 2019 and Note 8 has been moved up to February 2019. This is about a month ahead of schedule on both devices from what was released last month. And with the way ZRLL is performing, I'd say we're right on schedule for a January release.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] TeldenW:
Are you on AT&T by chance?

I'm running Stock ARJA on AT&T 960U, and I don't want to have any phone/dialer problems with CRLJ.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] henklbr:
Exynos-build, ZRLT, is also very stable (CRLT was already tested too)

Samsung Turkey had published a date: January 15
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] DevilDog1980:
Backup your current setup, reset ARJA in recovery then flash CRLJ update. During the setup process, restore from the backup you just created before flashing.

At least this is what I did after having phone fc issues. I had no more phone fc after this method.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Duper00:
Wonder if the Carriers will delay the updates?
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
Fota showing U1CSA1 hopefully something coming
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Venom0642:
Yup Pie 2019.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] damikachu:
Anyone know if we'll still get the official update if we're currently on a leaked beta? Guess it's hard to know until they start rolling it out
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Duper00:
Limeybadtard...this was my mistake as I just switched over from Note 8 which did have Calling Plus from what I can recall and I wasn't aware Note 9 didn't. I have since found the Shortcut Master app which has given me Calling Plus features. Thanks for pointing this out.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] clshores:
You were able to enable Calling Plus on Pie using Shortcut Master? If so share the steps because the ones I used on Oreo don't work any longer.
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Mr. Orange 645:
Limeybadtard LOLOL!! That typo made your name so much better!!!!
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] butchieboy:
Lol this guy[emoji3516]
[Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Guides, News, & Discussion] Limeybastard:
Made me chuckle also.