[Windows Phone 8 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] augustinionut:
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<Package xmlns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/embedded/2004/10/ImageUpdate">

<Identity>

<Owner>Microsoft</Owner>

<Component>MS_SLAPI_UPDATER_FEATURE_PACK</Component>

<SubComponent>MainOS</SubComponent>

<Version Major="8" Minor="10" QFE="15154" Build="166" />

</Identity>

<ReleaseType>Production</ReleaseType>

<OwnerType>Microsoft</OwnerType>

<BuildType>Retail</BuildType>

<CpuType>ARM</CpuType>

<Partition>MainOS</Partition>

<GroupingKey>MS_SLAPI_UPDATER_FEATURE_PACK</GroupingKey>

<IsRemoval>false</IsRemoval>

<Files>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>Manifest</FileType>

<DevicePath>\Windows\Packages\DsmFiles\Microsoft.MS_SLAPI_UPDATER_FEATURE_PACK.MainOS.dsm.xml</DevicePath>

<CabPath>man.dsm.xml</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive</Attributes>

<FileSize>3652</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>3652</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>895</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>SecurityPolicy</FileType>

<DevicePath>\Windows\Packages\PolicyFiles\Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Feature.policy.xml</DevicePath>

<CabPath>2_Microso.xml</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive</Attributes>

<SourcePackage>Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Feature</SourcePackage>

<FileSize>1063</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>1063</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>635</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>Registry</FileType>

<DevicePath>\Windows\Packages\RegistryFiles\Microsoft.MS_SLAPI_UPDATER_FEATURE_PACK.MainOS.reg</DevicePath>

<CabPath>6_Microso.reg</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive Compressed</Attributes>

<FileSize>5482</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>4096</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>1245</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>Catalog</FileType>

<DevicePath>\Windows\System32\catroot\{F750E6C3-38EE-11D1-85E5-00C04FC295EE}\Microsoft.MS_SLAPI_UPDATER_FEATURE_PACK.MainOS.cat</DevicePath>

<CabPath>content.cat</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive Compressed</Attributes>

<FileSize>5064</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>4096</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>3307</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>Regular</FileType>

<DevicePath>\windows\System32\ETWSLAPIUpdater.dll</DevicePath>

<CabPath>3_ETWSLAP.dll</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive Compressed</Attributes>

<SourcePackage>Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Feature</SourcePackage>

<FileSize>8192</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>4096</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>727</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>Regular</FileType>

<DevicePath>\windows\System32\SLAPIUpdater.exe</DevicePath>

<CabPath>4_SLAPIUp.exe</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive Compressed</Attributes>

<SourcePackage>Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Feature</SourcePackage>

<FileSize>36608</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>16384</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>11970</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

<FileEntry>

<FileType>Regular</FileType>

<DevicePath>\windows\System32\UpdateKernelCache.exe</DevicePath>

<CabPath>5_UpdateK.exe</CabPath>

<Attributes>Archive Compressed</Attributes>

<SourcePackage>Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Feature</SourcePackage>

<FileSize>57648</FileSize>

<CompressedFileSize>36864</CompressedFileSize>

<StagedFileSize>30446</StagedFileSize>

</FileEntry>

</Files>

</Package>

Reg file inside executable:

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

; RegistrySource=Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Feature.reg

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WINEVT\Publishers\{6D00F5E7-D43C-42A7-87A9-166745D22A21}]

@="Microsoft-WindowsPhone-SLAPIUpdater"

"Enabled"=dword:00000001

;Value:C:\windows\System32\ETWSLAPIUpdater.dll

"MessageFileName"=hex(2):43,00,3A,00,5C,00,77,00,69,00,6E,00,64,00,6F,00,77,00,73,00,5C,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6D,00,33,00,32,00,5C,00,\

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;Value:C:\windows\System32\ETWSLAPIUpdater.dll

"ResourceFileName"=hex(2):43,00,3A,00,5C,00,77,00,69,00,6E,00,64,00,6F,00,77,00,73,00,5C,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6D,00,33,00,32,00,5C,00,\

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[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Control\WMI\Autologger\WinPhoneCritical\{6D00F5E7-D43C-42A7-87A9-166745D22A21}]

"Enabled"=dword:00000001

"EnableLevel"=dword:00000004

;Value:0X0000000000000005

"MatchAnyKeyword"=hex(b):05,00,00,00,00,00,00,00

; RegistrySource=Microsoft.BaseOS.SLAPIUpdater.Schedule.reg

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\WPTaskScheduler\{1A6FC98F-6F1F-427A-8059-F51F520BAAF7}]

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