yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Huawei Ascend P6, Mate] blueIBI:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2636231

here you go :)
[General Topics] vijay555:
I considered putting this in off topic, but as off topic is "anything not related to the phones", it doesn't apply here.

Hence, I proudly proffer to you huddled masses, the oft requested, Haiku Thread.

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[General Topics] vijay555:
First, because I like it so much, a submission from AlanJC:

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[General Topics] vijay555:
Next up, a remixed version of Saman2184's work:

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[General Topics] AlanJC:
LOL you silly sod

I did not think you'd post this

It's very funny though
[General Topics] hanmin:
Should have this thread long time ago
[General Topics] vijay555:
Keep up the good contributions and we'll make it sticky, as a salutary lesson and some gentle fun.

mikechannon: great work. Go on, admit it was you.

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[General Topics] decknologist:
I think the title is funnier than the 'Haiku'

Are you a Kubrick fan Vijay555?
[General Topics] vijay555:
decknologist: not quite a fan, merely appreciative of his work. Certainly a Peter Sellers fan, but that title always makes me chuckle.

Entirely off topic, but I'm standing in front of the mirror this morning preparing to shave, and as I reach for my razor a thought pops unbidden into my mind, "time for a bit of the old ultra-violence"... worrying.

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[General Topics] decknologist:
They'll be dragging you off for a bit of the ol' Ludovico rehabilitation, I hope you are not a Beethoven fan!
[General Topics] hanmin:
another to the list
[General Topics] vijay555:
:) I was just responding to that thread, and edited his vacuous topic title, but was thinking "this might go well in the haiku thread". Little did I know, I was behind the times!

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[General Topics] hanmin:
yet another to the list

[V speaking: it's worth adding that the topic title was the enigmatic "VM6"]
[General Topics] hanmin:
Seriously need to put this in. And yes, all in 1 sentence.
[General Topics] vijay555:
Some poetic license, but I think it's quite inspired:

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[General Topics] decknologist:
Another good one from the Wizard forum:

From here
[General Topics] AlanJC:
I think perhaps this should be a Haiku and Illiteracy thread as some of these are just plain funny due to the grammar and spelling, more than their poetic content.

Here's one from the Universal forums.

Unsurprisingly, he never received a reply.
[General Topics] AlanJC:
I'm a coffee man myself.

Espresso all teh way d00dz!1111one
[General Topics] vijay555:
Keep this offtopic thread on topic! Illiteracy is perimzzabull.

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[General Topics] AlanJC:
OK OK back to dragging the plebs and peons through the mill.
[General Topics] levenum:
This one is not as good as some of the others, but I think it still belongs here:
[General Topics] decknologist:
The funniest (and some might say, best) thread on the whole forum . . .

I salute you!
[General Topics] vijay555:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=1167826&posted=1#post1167826

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[General Topics] vijay555:
This one is too long to quote, so I suggest "shufty"ing the whole thread, to use the vernacular down our way.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=297956http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=1174468&posted=1#post1174468

A teaser, if you will (SPOILERS):

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[General Topics] decknologist:
This is from a thread imaginatively called 'i miss', but it says it all . . .

Don't we all?

From here
[General Topics] newbie2:
I think I need to find all MY posts and make sure none of them end up here. :D

ROFLMAO!!!
[General Topics] vijay555:
That's dicing with death Mike!

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[General Topics] newbie2:
After reading some of the threads today, I just have to shake my head. . .

It's good to come back to THIS one for a good laugh.

BTW, Mike -- that pic you posted of an Admin looks EXACTLY like my 4th grade schoolteacher. She went MAAADDDD. . . not saying I was the cause of it, mind you . . . ;)
[General Topics] AlanJC:
I was just about to post about this guy lol

http://xdaforums.com/search.php?searchid=1403293

Very strange :D

EDIT: by Mike - and his posts have a habit of vanishing - like the one at your link above!
[General Topics] AlanJC:
OK just so it doesn't dissapear from a link, new post from a new user, and quoted for posterity hehe.

Under the unusually helpful topic of: hi plz hel me how to unlock k-jam

Even with a little picture of a Wizard. Awww

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=299993
[General Topics] AlanJC:
Sorry for dredging up an old post, but I simply had to post this!

:D
[General Topics] levenum:
Here is an excellent example why 'n00b bashing' thread is thriving:
[General Topics] hanmin:
Yes, that's the post. No link, not responding anything in front.. and yes it make no sense.
[General Topics] levenum:
This one is a bit long for a haiku but the lines seem to be formatted correctly:
[General Topics] bbobeckyj:
not quite a haiku, but...

from here

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=307893
[General Topics] levenum:
Have you noticed, if you split it this way:

it rimes!
[General Topics] peezy:
1)

i have downloaded black v3

but want to check if it will install

to my Dell Axim aswell as my spv

2)

i see you cook roms

i try cook htc in oven

tytn sparks in microwave
[General Topics] hanmin:
Driving lessons?
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] stu5797:
Thank you AT&T for not putting S Finder and Quick Connect in the pull down notif tray

Lot of hate here to att and it's well deserved but thank you for removing S Finder and Quick Connect from the pull down notification tray. I always thought that looked really bad
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] graydiggy:
It wasn't AT&T... It was Samsung themselves.
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] lyrad12:
what do you mean?its on my toggles
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] Astom22:
I have a Note 2 and I'm waiting on my Note 4 pre-order, what does either of those do?
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] icexshinigami:
:confused: They didn't remove it... it there it's on the other half of the notification/toggle bar slide it over and you'll see it. :crying:
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] graydiggy:
OP is talking about it being removed from the notification tray. Not in the toggles tray
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] incisivekeith:
I actually like the S Finder but cannot find it on the toggles. Where can I locate the S Finder?

---------- Post added at 04:51 AM ---------- Previous post was at 04:47 AM ----------

I'm not sure why my toggles are different than yours. I don't have quick connect, S Finder, left-hand mode, etc. Is that an AT&T Note 4?
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] lyrad12:
yes at&t note 4
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] incisivekeith:
Does anyone know why my toggles list doesn't have the same toggles?
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] theclueless:
i just wish i could hide the brightness slider...
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] K4get:
the thing that erks me is no mobile Data button in pull down menu.

RAW note 4 with XDA PREMIUM HD
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note 4] AcquiredIntellect:
Dude....this is the worst notification tray ever done by Samsung!And it's still in there as a selection to choose to be on it just not on first boot up until you select it...Just an opinion for sure... dude they neglected the torch and honestly for some of the useless selections to choose from..that sucks... and really I can't stand the teal it's gotta go so much I want my note three back if we can't get an unlocked bootloader a safestrap or root of somekind...the phone would be amazing if it could be customized but it honestly in my opinion again is laid out very feminine....the white is burning away at your battery just looking through a menu and the quad hd takes up enough battery as it is with bubble icons in teal....the entire tray need to be able to be changed enough to where it's like a bad feeling when I look at it knowing I paid money for it to be that way....sorry dude but f*@& this notification drawer, toggles and everything about it...thumbs down to the new drawer...just an opinion...
[Sprint  Galaxy Note 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] IBNobody:
I know that the Note 4 has a "Button Savior"-esque menu with softkeys for app/menu, home, and back. What other tips are there?

Is there anything I can do to access the pull-down notification screen other than by swiping down from the top of the phone?

EDIT: Gosh darnit! Wrong forum :(
[Sprint  Galaxy Note 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] died4u525:
My number one suggestion is to get a FlyGrip which attaches to the back of your phone or case. I can't live without mine, especially on such a large phone. That does more for being able to use the phone one handed than anything else. They're $30 and worth every penny. My second suggestion is to ditch TouchWiz and get another launcher which allows customizable gestures. I use Nova Prime. Worth the money and allows you to pull the notification pulldown with whatever gesture you want, though that only works on your home screen. Another option, if you're rooted, is to use Pie and set that to have a button that triggers the notification pulldown. You could use that instead of the similar idea that Samsung has implemented. One other thing I do is use my S-pen as it gives a longer reach.

Hope some of this was helpful. Just my 2 cents.
[Sprint  Galaxy Note 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] IBNobody:
Forgot about FlyGrip. Thanks.

I've been using ADB as a launcher for a while and I knew that had the gestures I could set up, but I didn't know if Sammy implemented that yet in Touchwiz. It looks like Pie is a button-savior style of app. I probably need to look into what's available now.
[Sprint  Galaxy Note 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] nealwheels:
One-Handed Keyboard

My biggest gripe about the Note 4 compared to my Note 3 is that you can no longer be able to select which apps you would like the one-handed keyboard used in.

On my Note 3, I used the one-handed keyboard only on the phone-dialer and calculator, but still liked the full size keyboard for swiping on everything else (like chrome, text, etc.)

However, on the Note 4, you only have the option to turn the one-handed keyboard on or off for use in all apps.

Wish there was a way around this, but haven't found one yet. :(
[Desire 816 General] dreammaster252:
Before I go on with this I'm giving you this guide from Potent Technologies and all credit goes to him I just wanted to share it with the XDA world

I am a owner of the 816 under Virgin Mobile and I would like to see more roms being made for this device as it is a great phone.

---------> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NYP7V2ltpI <-------- Link to video

Back up your device information before you begin to your PC, Google Drive, etc. so that you may continue without risk of losing it. This is necessary because some devices will factory reset when you select "Yes" to unlock the bootloader.

Step 1: HTC Sync Manager

http://www.htc.com/in/support/softwar...

Step 2: Install ADB Fastboot

https://www.dropbox.com/s/aa8ri8uxyhh...

Step 3: Unlock Bootloader

http://www.htcdev.com/bootloader

Step 4: CWM Auto-Install via ADB Fastboot / Bootloader

(VIEW [NEW UPDATE] AT BOTTOM OF DESCRIPTION AS WELL!)

http://xdaforums.com/devdb...

Step 5: SuperSU .zip file for Internal Storage

http://download.chainfire.eu/452/Supe...

[NEW UPDATE]:

IF YOU RECEIVE AN EXCLAMATION MARK ON THE RECOVERY SCREEN AFTER RUNNING THE .EXE AT 18:24 IN THE VIDEO THEN IT IS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FLASH AN OLDER CLOCKWORKMOD FIRST!

POWER OFF YOUR DEVICE BY HOLDING VOLUME UP + POWER BUTTON FOR 15 SECONDS IF YOUR STUCK AND THEN POWER ON BY HOLDING VOLUME DOWN+POWER BUTTON AND YOU'LL GO BACK INTO THE BOOTLOADER.

DO AS YOU SEE FROM 11:40-12:03.

ONCE YOUR DEVICE IS SET IN THAT MODE DOWNLOAD THIS FILE BELOW:

https://s.basketbuild.com/dl/devs?dl=...

NOW SAVE THAT FILE WHERE THE ADB FOLDER IS THAT YOU INSTALLED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO IN (Local Disk C:/adb)

ONCE THAT'S COMPLETE GO INTO THAT FOLDER AND RIGHT-CLICK IN ANY WHITE AREA OF THE FOLDER AND PRESS "RUN COMMAND LINE HERE" & RUN THE FOLLOWING COMMAND:

fastboot flash recovery recovery.img

REBOOT TO RECOVERY NOW AND IT WILL WORK!

NOW YOU CAN RUN THE .EXE FROM STEP 4 IN FASTBOOT MODE FOR THE LATEST VERSION!

Done! :)

This is a guide on how to Root your HTC Desire 816 and during this process you will add a Custom Recovery and Unlock your Bootloader! (Sorry; no S-Off at this time).

This will also allow you to enable moving apps and such to your SD card if you add specific properties to the build.prop file or by flashing a Kernel that's write-enabled. I will make a separate video to cover this as well when I have an SD available.
[Desire 816 General] FoxyDrew:
Really nice of you to make this and all, but this already exists. In fact all you did was take a previous tutorial and make it carrier specific, even though THIS clearly states all of this, and works on the Virgin Mobile version. However the video was a great addition (assuming you made it).

And most of your links are broken.
[Desire 816 General] jaysoblitzed:
Checked and all links in the video have been updated and so has the .exe for the recovery.
[Sony Xperia L] QA Bot:
Q&A for [PORT][4.3][ROM][CWM]Port Xperia M 4.3 for XL alpha#1

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[Sony Xperia L] Samit Jay:
can anyone fix this rom?pls
[Sony Xperia L] Samit Jay:
any1 can fix this rom?
[Sony Xperia L] Rohan purohit:
Im gone try
[T-Mobile Samsung Galaxy Note II] Memelissa:
If This has Already been Posted I'm Sorry, I couldn't Find anything that fit..

I have a Samsung Note 2 Unlocked on 4.1.2 stock. I have a recovery on it..

This is what is going on and I Really Could USE Some HELP..

I tried to download an App last week but it wouldn't download. Then Friday the App just started downloading. It was just a simple Pic App. Friday Night, My phone died, so I charged it about an hour or so and Tried to turn it on. When it comes up with the Samsung screen then All of a Sudden the word Samsung starts jumping up and down and gets lines through it. The phone boots on up but the screen Stay Black. The lights come on where the buttons are and it makes the sounds from my text messages and things like that.. It also makes the sound and vib when I Unlock the screen but Still can't see Anything.. I can put it into Download Mode and see the Screen Fine but when trying Recovery Mode or Anything like that then the screen goes back to moving with lines and looks like static y.

What can I do??

I've went through all the files on my phone and SD card though my computer and Removed that APP but it Still didn't help... I'm Not Sure but I was thinking I could use the Factory Image to redo it but I'm not sure how to go about it. Also Will I have to re unlock my phone and I would like to upgrade so do I Need to 1st put what was on my phone then upgrade from there or just use the new one??

THANK YOU for Any and All the Help..

:confused:
[T-Mobile Samsung Galaxy Note II] Memelissa:
I have now Tried to re load the Stock Software 4.1.2. It was Successful and after it rebooted then it did the same thing with the Samsung Note screen. Then it showed some lines and lights kind of like it was going to come up but Never did, Just went back to the BLACK Screen... PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! Is there a way to Wipe Clean and Start Fresh by using the Computer..

Thanks for Any Help...
[T-Mobile Samsung Galaxy Note II] premiatul:
All I can think of is use Odin to flash the latest factory Rom, and see if that fixes it.
[One (M7) Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] arbitarytwist:
Have a HTC One M7 (Telus) on which i was running ARHD. I want to restore this to stock, so someone i want to give it as a gift doesn't have to deal with updates. With the stock firmware, atleast he will get HTC udpates.

The phone is currently S-ON (Firewater says whelp, so don't want to pay for s-off unless i dont have any other option). Boot loader is unlocked. I was trying to follow this guide (http://htc-one.wonderhowto.com/how-...actory-settings-for-warranty-repairs-0149204/) and lock the bootlader but no luck. Stays unlocked. With the unlocked bootloader, when i run the RUU, it gets stuck on checking header.

Would appreciate the help to get this back to stock.
[One (M7) Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] alray:
post the output of "fastboot getvar all" (edit out the imei and serialno)

if you are following that guide to set your bootloader back to "LOCKED" it will not work, this is only a method to use when s-off. WIth s-on you'll have to set the bootloader to "RE-LOCKED" using "fastboot oem lock" command and then you can flash the RUU (same or higher version only). Your bootloader will be stuck with the TAMPERED and RE-LOCKED flag unless you achieve s-off to remove them. These flags are not an issue unless you want to send the phone for warranty repair or if you don't want the next owner to know that you have tampered with the phone.
[One (M7) Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] arbitarytwist:
C:\Program Files\android-sdk\platform-tools>fastboot getvar all

(bootloader) version: 0.5

(bootloader) version-bootloader: 1.57.0000

(bootloader) version-baseband: 4T.27.3218.14

(bootloader) version-cpld: None

(bootloader) version-microp: None

(bootloader) version-main: 5.11.661.8

(bootloader) version-misc: PVT SHIP S-ON

(bootloader) serialno: (REMOVED)

(bootloader) imei: (REMOVED)

(bootloader) meid: 00000000000000

(bootloader) product: m7_ul

(bootloader) platform: HBOOT-8064

(bootloader) modelid: PN0712000

(bootloader) cidnum: TELUS001

(bootloader) battery-status: good

(bootloader) battery-voltage: 4312mV

(bootloader) partition-layout: Generic

(bootloader) security: on

(bootloader) build-mode: SHIP

(bootloader) boot-mode: FASTBOOT

(bootloader) commitno-bootloader: dirty-e47fb74b

(bootloader) hbootpreupdate: 11

(bootloader) gencheckpt: 0

all: Done!

finished. total time: 0.078s
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] QA Bot:
Q&A for [KERNEL] Semaphore JB 3.3.0 / KK 3.4.3

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[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] nice_2000:
Can i use 's' version with CM11 rom? :confused:
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] kingstonman:
forgive me a question: what are the advantages of this version(the one with linare 4.9.3) over the standard semaphore?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Gonmy:
Q&A

Is this kernel updated?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tetakpatak:
Which kernel version do you mean?

JB development is finished, so 3.3.0 is final. Follow the main thread to get KK kernel updated with the latest Linaro toolchain. Stratosk has dropped the support, but iyahman is doing that.

tetakpatalked from Nexus 7 flo
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tomaneq:
Dear Community.

On my I9000 I'm running Cyanogen 10.2.1 bundled with Semaphore kernel 3.3.0. AFAIK for this kernel there has been implemented script to OC it up to 1300Mhz. The scale ends on 1200Mhz. Am I missing something?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tomaneq:
BUMP.

I'm running Cyanogen 10.2.1 bundled with Semaphore kernel 3.3.0. AFAIK there has been implemented script to OC it up to 1200/1300Mhz. yet the scale ends on 1200Mhz. Am I missing something?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tetakpatak:
The i9000's old heart beats best without doping.

My every OC attempt has ended in SOD.

Many people report success, but probably minimal CPU frequence should also be raised to 200 MHz. It will probably heat the CPU and drain a lot more battery. IDK if performance will get much better.

tetakpatalked from Nexus 7 flo
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tomaneq:
I believe appropriate voltage will stabilize the thing.

Honestly. I would not OC it if I would not have serious performance issues. Frankly, I'am seeking for some workaround as finding the main cause is unsucessful so far.

Accidentally got on this post. Will give a try reproducing the setup.
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tetakpatak:
SlimBean 4.3.1 with stock Semaphore kernel is blasting fast without OC. It can easily be flashed over CM10.2, so consider maybe to create a nandroid backup and give it at least a try. Also battery life is better, it gets even a lot better for those who use TRDS mode.

If you don't like it, you can easily flash Sema 3.3.0, reboot recovery and restore your backup.

tetakpatalked from Nexus 7 flo
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tomaneq:
Hey.

Thanks for the advise. Will likely give it a try. The main reason I still stick with this device is sound quality.. Shall I expect due to Semaphore Voodoo sound readiness? What is the stock music player app?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tomaneq:
Hi again.

I took the advise and flashed slim bean. Have to admit that it was as good hint. Now phone works much closer to what I have experienced in the past.

Yet it's performance is still far from 'blasting'. The system has serious lags and slowndowns when launching heavier apps e.g. Camera, tunein, Google maps.

Is this JB nature that older devices choke on higher load or am I doing something wrong?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Xinxeta:
problem with voodoo sound

Hello. This is my first post in this forum, so, i'm sorry if there is something wrong.

I'm using CM 10.2 with semaphore kernel 3.3.0, which (i think) supports voodoo sound. But i can't install voodoo sound application, i don't find it in google play, it seems the app doesn't exist. I don't know if there is something wrong with the app (i used it weeks ago with other roms -5.1- without problems) or with my phone/firmware. I don't find no other app from supercurio in the google appstore.

I've searched in the forums but I haven't found any useful information.

If someone knows the reason of the problem and can tell it to me, i'll be grateful.

Have a nice day.

P.S.: I'm sorry for my english, i'm not used to use it.
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Xinxeta:
I thought it could be because a not multidpi appstore, so I fixed it, but the problem was still there. Finally I found the application in another place and could install it.
[Android Apps and Games] kingbilly:
I just got this phone off of eBay and the person who had it before me must had the play store blocked so if yall can please reinstall it for thank u
[Android Apps and Games] Citizen_Snips:
We can't install in for you, you have to do that. Quit being lazy.
[P3300, MDA Compact III  Accessories] Red baron:
Has anybody a soloution for the following problem, if it`s dark the light of the keyboard in dark, has anybody there a solution the the keyboard has the lights aways on
[Verizon Galaxy S 5 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] agoldswo:
Hello all,

I have an S5, rooted, but still on 4.4.2. I recently started having an issue. When i plug my phone into the computer, it starts charging, but it doesn't bring up anything else to connect to the computer, file transfer, installer mode, etc. I'm trying to figure out for the life of me what i did/uninstall to make it so i can't transfer any files to my phone or from the phone to the computer. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

- Andy

Edit:

It appears i've fixed the problem somehow... I plugged it into one of my other 6 USB ports and the MTP and Installer stuff came up. You may delete this if you want.
[Nexus 5 General] nav13eh:
I've been using it for a little over a day now and the batter life has not wowed me. I've seen better battery life on KitKat. That being said, this is not a final version, and a lot of the Google Services based apps aren't updated yet.

Please share your results of battery life time, and Screen On Time so the community can get a consensus of battery life running this new Developer Preview.

I have achieved just over 4 hours of SOT after my first days use.
[Nexus 5 General] kingofnice:
Just my thoughts exactly.