[LG Optimus L9 P760, P765, P768, P769] :
Alright let me start off by saying HOLY **** the guide at this link: http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2584997

<----- is probably the MOST UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED, MESS, PIECE OF ****, WITH TYPOS GUIDE I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS IN MY ****ING LIFE.

With that being said LET ME SAY IT AGAIN! **** THAT GUIDE.

OK now that I got that out of the way *whew*. I nearly broke my piece of **** netbook out of frustration trying to follow that guide. I literally had to install windows 8 on this netbook just so I could run all that ****ing software trying to unlock my bootloader and to no ****ing avail. Before I installed windblows I was on Arch-Linux trying to do all that ****.

I have an LG L9 ( MS769 ) MetroPCS ( *cough* Metro Piece of **** ) branded version which I literally just ordered off Amazon *JUST* so I could install CyanogenMod on it, but **** beans I'm pulling my hair out here.

FOR ONE.. I know for a FACT that this bootloader is NOT encrypted because the manufacturing date on the sticker under the battery compartment literally says 05/2013 <--- that's MAY 2013.. They didn't start encrypting the bootloaders until JULY 2013. The MTP says it's a LGMS769 then underneath, branded into the plastic housing, it says: P769 AP 130426. On the sticker as well it says the Software Version is: V10b.

The Android version is: 4.1.2 JELLYBEAN.

The Baseband Version is: L6260_MODEM_SIC_01.1232.00.

The Kernel Version is: 3.0.31.

The Build Number is: JZO54K.

The Software Version is: LGMS76910b

The guide is missing so much information it's ridiculous. The guide links to about 199 other ****ing guides that have missing links to **** you need along with bad information.

SO FAR.. I have this piece of **** phone rooted using the GUNROOT method from that Chinese website. Then I installed the SuperUser APK from ChainFire off of Google Play Store, after which it prompted me to uninstall the KING APK serving as root ( the KING APK is the SuperUser APK that comes with the GUNROOT program ) and it took over as the SuperUser application. Then I installed the LG Recovery APK and BusyBox Version: 1.20 and from there I installed the ClockWorkMod Test version from within the LG Recovery application. I can now reboot into a ClockWorkMod recovery menu by pressing up on the volume rocker when I boot up the phone.

NOW.. I suppose that as far as I am in the guide is I downloaded about 5 GB worth of seemingly unnecessary crap ( Link here: https://mega.co.nz/#!ElNxlS4C!Ko_1FSI68loOrkrQdYNutDqkQ2QHRX9vPe7MyXrkqNM )

and for one that guide provides links to other guides that DON'T GIVE DOWNLOAD LINKS TO NECESSARY SOFTWARE LIKE LG R&D Tools, LG Recovery Tools and what-not.

So I think I have the right software now, but what the **** am I suppose to do with it? And WHY IN THE **** DO I NEED TO FLASH 5 DIFFERENT ****ING ROMS TO UNLOCK A BOOTLOADER.. I MEAN WHAT THE ****?!

I'm just generalizing here, but what I figure I'm suppose to do is: root, install recovery on locked bootloader, flash new roms in those tutorials ( FOR SOME STUPID ****ING REASON?! ), then use the adb reboot oem-unlock or w/e and then flash CyanogenMod from ClockWorkMod recovery menu after the bootloader is unlocked. CORRECT?!

And please don't tell me I can't do it with this phone.. I have already gone through SO MUCH **** trying to get a decent phone with CyanogenMod.. I even took back a LG L90 that I bought so I could order this LG L7 off of Amazon.

Is there maybe a tutorial guide for this that is much simpler and easier to read than the complicated mess of a guide that is on here? Can someone PLEASE help me unlock this ****ing bootloader? If I get some help I swear I will be writing a new and improved guide on this to make it so much simpler and easier to follow with proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, easy reading, organized files and folders all nice and neat in one downloadable package.

PLEASE I'M GOING INSANE AND I WILL BREAK THIS PIECE OF **** PHONE IF I CAN'T HAVE CYANOGENMOD ON IT.