[Android General] Ed_Wignall:
My phone has issues

Hey again. My phone is still being really unresponsive. Have booted into fastboot using adb and from there it should be a simple case of flashing a new recovery. Or so I thought.... I have tried absolutely everything and nothing works, still just grey after the kernel splash screen.

Trying to erase individual partitions hangs here:

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ fastboot erase system
erasing 'system'...

Formatting gives me:

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ fastboot format all
formatting 'all' partition...
Formatting is not supported for filesystem with type ''.
FAILED ()
finished. total time: 0.003s
ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$

When I try to lock/unlock boot loader for a reset:

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ fastboot oem lock
...
(bootloader) Start lock flow

FAILED (remote:
Lock failed - Err:0x3002
)
finished. total time: 8.779s

Can't even enter an adb shell:

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ adb shell
- exec '/system/bin/sh' failed: No such file or directory (2) nRet(-1) -

Tried to remount and that's when it really began taking the piss..

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ adb remount
remount failed: Success

Adb 'get-state' gives me:

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ adb get-state
unknown

Fastboot getvar:

ed@ed-Aspire-One-721:~/android-sdk-linux/platform-tools$ fastboot getvar all
(bootloader)	partition-size:fat: 587b20000
(bootloader)	partition-type:fat: fat
(bootloader)	partition-size:userdata: 32000000
(bootloader)	partition-type:userdata: ext4
(bootloader)	partition-size:cache: 8000000
(bootloader)	partition-type:cache: ext4
(bootloader)	partition-size:system: 32000000
(bootloader)	partition-type:system: ext4
(bootloader)	partition-size:expdb: f60000
(bootloader)	partition-type:expdb: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:ebr2: 80000
(bootloader)	partition-type:ebr2: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:logo: 800000
(bootloader)	partition-type:logo: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:misc: 80000
(bootloader)	partition-type:misc: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:sec_ro: 600000
(bootloader)	partition-type:sec_ro: ext4
(bootloader)	partition-size:recovery: a00000
(bootloader)	partition-type:recovery: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:boot: a00000
(bootloader)	partition-type:boot: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:uboot: 60000
(bootloader)	partition-type:uboot: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:seccfg: 40000
(bootloader)	partition-type:seccfg: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:protect_s: a00000
(bootloader)	partition-type:protect_s: ext4
(bootloader)	partition-size:protect_f: a00000
(bootloader)	partition-type:protect_f: ext4
(bootloader)	partition-size:nvram: 500000
(bootloader)	partition-type:nvram: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:pro_info: 300000
(bootloader)	partition-type:pro_info: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:ebr1: 80000
(bootloader)	partition-type:ebr1: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:mbr: 80000
(bootloader)	partition-type:mbr: raw data
(bootloader)	partition-size:preloader: 40000
(bootloader)	partition-type:preloader: raw data
(bootloader)	kernel: lk
(bootloader)	product: BIRD92_WET_JB9
(bootloader)	version: 0.5
all: Done!!
finished. total time: 0.010s

Sorry if too much information in one go, please help!