[Galaxy S 4 General] Absolon:
Follow doctors order!

But I am a doctor! Confusing? :confused: Not at all. I'm both! :victory:

I also tend to talk to myself and since people think I'm a pretty good doc I should listen to me, right? ;)

The patient-doctor alliance that is so important is just excellent!

And hey, one post? At least your other colleges made at lest 6 before they started to troll that Knox is soo good!

"You can use a container?". I do that. For garbage. I rather use XPrivacy, Permissions Denied, a virus-killer AND a backup program.

But that is just me.

So I assume that and write to you as a representative for Samsung, ok? :)

You see, almost all my friends are "academics". To get a master, you need to get a dept around $100k, and to have any real chance to repay that,

you want to get a tad higher salary then a buss driver and that is very very frown upon in a communistic country like Sweden even if we export

"technology" that is."made up" by "us". Technically.

How hard can it be? Just sit for 5-10 years reading books? Do some tensor calculations or putting a needle in someone back? SO UNFAIR!

But then we have a King as well. And Polar bears. And we talk peace and are the 8th biggest weapons exporter in the world, with the proud inventions

like "cluster bombs" (damn, why did they get banned??), and some other really nifty technology. And then the King is knocking a girl from the pop-group

"Army of Lovers" that writes a book about it and nobody cares because he is the KING! Damn, Samsung must be sooo envious :P

But we, the pariah, did that anyway and now we are "middle age" and some even "made it" and works all over the place.You wouldn't believe it!

Some even went for boring government stuff like EU and laws and some even decide them! How unfair is THAT? I want also have "my" law! :(

But we have a deal! They get free medical/tech advice and I get, for instance, deep legal advice and understanding. It's a win-win! :victory:

And just that is SOOOO GREAT NOW when it comes to Samsung and your ****ty view on your consumers, that is your livelihood, together with

your lack of understanding basic property laws. I asked specifically about this and WHOHA, you wouldn't believe!!??!

It REALLY IS illegal to destroy someones property! REALLY! Even if you modify it! Even if you don't follow a single line in the instruction!

You might loose the warranty, die, break the law or a leg, but it's allowed! At least we have THAT cleared out, right, Samsung?

Yes, even if I break the law. That is between me and the state. Nice, right?! You only need to follow laws that obligates YOU, as a company. Uh, oh.

And there are so much more, but why spoil holidays, right?

But this "Mission Impossible" stunt you pull is so intriguing some almost WANT to by a pad just to see if it explodes or not? Great New Year crackers!

Rockets? Baah Check when I do something legal on my phone or pad! BOOM! :good:

It's a dilemma since you DO make good stuff! I have monitors, tv's, the whole schabang that I invested in your company.

Sony is ugly. If you brick it nobody will see the difference. They really forgot the designers in Älvsjö.

LG's camera is a bit worse, but really, you don't want too much details for "cyber" anyway. Imagination is AS important! :cyclops:

And all this trouble so that the REAL wizzes that CAN code, bringing the open (well, your yours) platform Android forward, fix your bloated buggy

thing you call "TouchWiz" and the right to use the hardware THEY BOUGHT to it's full capacity so they can intenvt more cool ideas that you can steal?

I think it's rude not to even give credits to the person who came up with the idea of the "Pie"?. You know, the one you use in Note 3?

He should meet some of my friends, you know, those who can type 100 pages of arguments and in the end smack a "1" plus a lot of '0"'s after?

Btw, how is "intellectual property" spelled? Like that? The spellchecker in my Samsung keyboard seems to lack those words?

(Maybe I get it in another pushed update that I never asked for? How do you REALLY turn off updates since "Turn off updates" seems to have a bug?)

I asked a friend, economic (how can you study THAT??), to estimate the costs, the millions you must have invested in this, with all the planning, just

to prevent a harmless group that all they want is to have fun with their phones? That they OWN? It was HUGE. Hope to get a beak even?

I haven't convinced ANYONE, so far, that it's "just that". I even played the "devils advocate" but it was useless.

Nobody

so far can't believe that you

went through "all that" JUST to prevent (legal) rooting. Because "warranty issues" doesn't cut near the "active action of destroying hardware of the phone

in a yet unspecified extent (and I've tried to get THAT answer to no avail), without information or warnings or it's existence" for JUST that.

If you have at least a bit of IQ the logical conclusion is that all this work you did must be something more then to "just prevent rooting".

And your energy you invest of forcing people into this commercial thing is amendable!

Not to mention all the prefabricated mails you must produce, the blogs you must correct etc..

If you don't agree, then change your PC-account to "User" and give Microsoft permission to decide what you should have installed or not on it, ok?

Instead of making people angry why didn't you just spit out yet another model? You do that all the time anyway? "NSA-9508"? Asked for a subforum? ;)

In my opinion I would have rather have done a real slick version, without all that plastic and fake leather! (But you are the "biggest". At least right now.)

Making the "real deal" for just that specific NON-PRIVATE use. With a nice logo! Like "Approved by NSA". That would be so patriotic!

So instead of trolling, start investing time to take care and value your consumers! You have alienated more people then Sarah Palin! In record time!

Today when the newspapers write out 3-letter institutions (there is one here as wel!) around the "Weather section", they just don't feel safe when they

know that your "solution" is a "Matrix" (had to explain a VM and I need to rephrase a lot) that they don't know what is happening outside that "box" they

are in?

And working with highly confidential material you must assume the worst scenario (like in medicine the precaution to not cause harm), because the

actions you take are so unproportional against in the all quite harmless thing of obtaining administrator rights and your total lack, unwillingness, not even

a hint of cooperation or transparency the only logical conclusion left that you MUST arrive to:

"ALL Samsung's phones should be considered as a high security risk and should be avoided by any means until proven otherwise"

But holidays are near! Except for the "must's", free time! Time to contemplate, time to read up. Time to write. There are so many normal "User forums"

that I'm sure would like a Christmas story, don't you think? We still have free speech, right? I mean on paper now, not in your phones of course!

We always play games. You should as well! Make it a "Roleplay". Call it "

Court, class action and punitive damages

"!

And please, prove me wrong and loony and I

promise

I will prescribe myself some REAL hard drugs! Deal? :highfive:

And if anybody else doesn't agree, please ask those questions directly to Samsung! I know some tried. We even got the same answer back! If you get

one. So I invite ALL to test this. But just finding the contact-form takes a while and you need to turn off pop-ups since you can only write it in a tiny little

space. If you are lucky you get a name of the responded.

Here in Sweden the proper way is to present yourself with first and last name and also sign with that, if you are not on a friendly basis. Somehow that

escaped Samsung. Today my representative for my cell provider called and apologized that he didn't call yesterday because he was not at work!

THAT is taking care of your customer. Even if they have 1.5 million customers I feel that MY needs are the ones taken care of and it's "YOUR TIME"

and I guess he has 50 of those a day. But that is the way of Sales 101.

Research: If you are happy you tell 2-3 people, if you are unhappy you tell 4-5 people. If you are pissed, you tell the whole world ;)

TROLL! Feel free and give me a call and we can talk. I'm sure you have my number :D

Dear Samsung, let the New Year bring you interesting times!

(Modified Chinese proverb)

Hey! Move your BUTTS NOW! Help Chainfire help

you!

There is a nifty icon on his page, called Paypal. Or buy on Play! *Jingle bells*

In the mind of Samsung. A mini short story by Absolon

Hey look, this crazy nobody Swede is writing again! How dare he want to use his property HIS way? And he is posting that even on XDA?!

Imagine if people might start to think he is not crazy, after they look at all, ask the same questions, and we do like we always do. Ignore?

What is they go the same way his friends goes (and their friends and wow, even bosses!) and says: "No more Samsung!".

We already made a sale so we should ignore him but he is just causing trouble. Damn, should we make a call to our "pals"?

How can intelligent and thinking people even believe him? Is it because we ignored his mails, or gave prefab answers? Or was it the "support"?

He must understand that we can't give out ANY info about how much we really destroyed, that the "flag" is so much more and contain the code that

messes up Play, removes programs, and makes the phone unusable. Damn that tech who told him. He WILL be promoted to "Kitchen-support".

We should not care cause he is already "Knoxed". He should have understood that he can't upgrade anymore from Kies and why should we have to

provide updates in the first place? 4.2.2 is good enough for everybody! Thank good that SamMobiles repository got closed down by FBI.

One problem less. But damn he managed to get a package before they did it. Damn ODIN! Now who wrote that? Legal, can we try something?

Or was it that we didn't care to give basic info like how to actually compile a kernel from our joke-site, "opensource"? Didn't he get it that we pretend

to give out source that works? HAHA, He even thought he could compile a basic Android there. Sucker. If he actually manage to compile it does he

RELLY think that we will give him info how to install it? Or info about how to make the certification process work? And asking for SELinux rules? HAHA

But that WILL be a problem now with the 4.3. Damn it! We need to do something about THAT. Lets say it's more to study the kernel and the source

for that Airplay. Shouldn't that be enough? Should we start to sign things so the cay actually boot? HAHA! What does he really expect? Support?

And his other repetitive questions about the areas you should avoid not to trip the fuse that we placed somewhere to protect the code that someone

came up with the brilliant "E-fuse data". But hell, he asked about how an E-fuse had data areas that still existed. Damn. And now he is asking about

how to partition to avoid it since we happen to make "system" to small? So let's start to ignore him. It's the best. Lets cancel his developer account

as well. He asked about Knox. How dare he? Haven't he made fuzz already at that forum that we "hit" with the first version when we "leaked" that

4.3 where we armed Knox? Damn that was so nice to see how they fell for it. Get rid of them in one blow. Too bad some still had the pre-knox bins.

That must be something we must really stop with 4.3! Let's push an update to some, ignoring the "No update"-rules and see if they notice? Damn,

someone did. WHAT? His friend? DUCK! What? Worked where? Ouch, lets stone-wall this as well. Hell, if he really wants info like THAT why didn't

he go for an HTC? Let's give him one! We sell to enough suckers who just swallows this like in a XXX-rated movie!

WE ARE SAMSUNG. IMPEDANCE IS FUTILE!​

Uhm... Sorry. Work related issues where you try understand how people think when you study reactions and put pieces together for a conclusion.

/Absie, actually buying yet another two phones AND a pad for mom and dad. Wanna guess what brand I excluded?