[Verizon Droid Incredible 2] Madd-Panda:
A while back I had a random lockup, did a battery pull as this usually fixes it, but this time it just stopped at the HTC loading screen and stayed, 4+ hours, after that is when the problem started. I've exhausted my knowledge and am in dire need of more seasoned users (long time lurker first time poster.)

My phone is Dev-Unlocked, not S-off (I was young and reckless, and apparently an unknowing glutton for punishment)

Here is the problem I am having. I'm unable to flash new ROMs or recoveries. Flashing a ROM from the recovery (always remembering to flash the Boot.img after [Thanks Dev-Lock]), it says it can't mount System, Data, etc. and then says Faild. Flashing using the PG32IMG.zip method, it take about 2 minutes for the progress bar to fill up and it says it's done, but nothing happens, I restart and it's exactly where I was before. Flashing ROMs and recoveries through fastboot is similar, but it says it transferred, though is always locks up at the end -waited hours just in case- ADB doesn't recognize my phone, it used to, but it no longer does and I don't know when it stopped.

I can still get into the bootloader, Fastboot still works, Recovery still works (though extremely slowly.) So there is hope!

I've scoured the help pages, and this is what I've tried in no particular order:

SD Card 2Gb Sandisk & 16Gb Sandisk.

Scanned for viruses

Scanned for errors

Defragmented -why not?

Reformatted (through recovery and computer)

Blessed with burning sage -You think I'm joking?

ROMs flashed from recovery and fastboot.

SkyRaider Zeus 1300

tsm Gingerbang 5.0.1 (what I was running)

Liquid Smooth v3

Cyanogen Mod 7.1.0.1

Cyanogen Mod 7.2.0

6.01.605.05_VZW_OTA-full-odex

Andy Bones stock (forget which version)

Using the PG32IMG method

6.01.605.05_VZW_OTA-full-odex

RUU_Vivo_W_Gingerbread_S_VERIZON_WWE_2.18.605.3_Radio_1.09.01.0622_NV_VZW1.92_release_199487 (I forget which one this is)

Andybones Stock

Another simple called "Dinc2Stock" (I forget which it is)
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Recoveries

Clockwork 5.0.2.0

Clockwork 6.0.1.1 Touch

Clockwork 6.0.2.7 Touch

Team Win Recovery Project 2.5.0.0 (What I was using, and currently what is stuck on there)

"Recovery" (I think it's either 4ext or a Clockwork variant, I forget)

Chilly Bean's anti venom -Awesome little program

Used before flashes

After

In between

Not at all

Phone

Factory reset

Chilled -last Inc2 had an odd overheating issue

Changed cables (3)

Blessed with burning sage -I'm a day or two shy of ritualistic sacrifices

Slept with it under my pillow -Why not?

Tried other batteries (2)

Tried some of the above processes in a RF shielded box -not kidding

Operating systems used

Windows XP

Windows Vista

Windows 7

Linux (not successfully, were odd issues)​

Other little tidbits:

A friend has the same model as I, but unrooted, so I've been able to test a few things out, mostly just reaffirming what I already knew. A friend works for Verizon in customer support (he's been telling be rooting is a bad idea, I think he's just scared to Really own his phone) but his best advice was claim it got stolen or dropped and get a new one (I'm not there yet, I'm still mostly honest.) He did get me in touch with a co-worker who is a technician who's response to what I had had already done was along the lines of "Damn... you have tried it all" Inspiring to try and do more, but albeit not helpful.

So, great XDA Devs, what do you recommend?

-Edit- Information I thought might be helpful

Hboot-0 98.000

Radio-1 09.01.0312