yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] cabessius:
Ok Clare, we'll have sex tonight, but don't invite that blonde friend. She is never satisfied!
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Really ? :eek: ok then ,only beer next time
[Off-topic] sicclude:
OK, come over tonight.
[Off-topic] Sykotron:
If you wanted another spot on the marble island there is an empty one currently.
[Off-topic] techluvr:
I wish I weren't stuck at home D:
[Off-topic] Archer:
"I've already killed him."
[Off-topic] 9h0s7:
match a blunt
[Off-topic] PaganAng3l:
Make that two

Mine:

Scratch that! Japaneese television will pay 10x that, lump sum.
[Off-topic] Felimenta97:
''Acredito não. Te aviso quando estiver chegando.''

Translate if you want from portuguese...

Xperia X10 Mini Pro with CM9 by paul-xxx
[Off-topic] deependra:
Good morning honey <3
[Off-topic] trell959:
"And when he came, he pissed all over her"
[Off-topic] Americ:
">thirteen

Jeffrey, this is America."

Yes, I greentext. Deal with it.
[Off-topic] alaman68:
There is an open network named Scimia on our street. Is that you?
[Off-topic] cue_32:
"Trade your iPhone for my Galaxy s 2 lte?"
[Off-topic] Nicgraner:
what blasphemy is this?! Traitor! ;)

Mine: "love you:) <3"
[Off-topic] rener78:
Vous vous amusez ??

Envoyé depuis mon Nexus S avec Tapatalk
[Off-topic] CoNsPiRiSiZe:
Eww u hear bout new "Google play" gross dude.

Just my spare change.
[Off-topic] tvall:
I did not get a text. And you did not email a picture
[Off-topic] JDM Civic EG8:
Of course I'll be your baby daddy ;)!

Sent From My Evo 4G Amped Up On Verizon Tower Power!
[Off-topic] kevin2516:
Lol sorry apparently my friends sold their textbooks :p
[Off-topic] dazza_84:
My nads are so itchy
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Yes. I punched him AND I FIRED his dumb as$.

Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
[Off-topic] Skv012a:
Titty sprinkles.
[Off-topic] trell959:
I left my book in Morgan's class -_-
[Off-topic] scoffyburito:
No that point bag was full
[Off-topic] visavon:
Blackberrys suck big time
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
He's a Ginger...he has to live with that, not me.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] scoffyburito:
I don't care where you hid the stiff this time. The car boot is unoriginal
[Off-topic] rilley:
Come into the droid side... :))
[Off-topic] kevin2516:
Gimme tickets I have abit if ink left
[Off-topic] lamborg:
you should sleep now.
[Off-topic] CaseyChaos666:
Went last week. No food plans tomorrow.
[Off-topic] cabessius:
Red code, red code! The big turkey is in the oven. Call alpha-9 for instructions ASAP.
[Off-topic] gplock:
Tacos r better with the cheese mixed in B4 heated hella good.
[Off-topic] :
Oooooh Yeah!! DW is the best thing that ever happened.

*in case you didn't know, this ain't a text. *
[Off-topic] cashyftw:
Rack city *****!!!
[Off-topic] Strike_Eagle:
Hi! Don't miss our 5 hot tips and quick video for getting the most from your new phone.

www.windowsphone.com

This is a free messege.
[Off-topic] rejectedsup:
in life things happen and even tho things seem hard right now things will get better.
[Off-topic] BeardedB:
Yo give me your yahoo so I can play fantasy baseball.
[Off-topic] scoffyburito:
For the last time Maurice just because you killed Joe from the car store doesn't make you a mobster. No spaghetti for you!

AOKP 4 LYF
[Off-topic] rampage314:
yo

That was fun tonight lets do it again soon :)
[Off-topic] Att.Fan1982:
And please stop texting and driving PERIOD. Red light or not, wait until you're not behind the wheel of a car.
[Off-topic] scoffyburito:
Alright Maurice enough is enough!!! Stop begging me to let you join the 'family' only because you kill random innocent people! You have a problem! I only be killin' the ones who askeded for it! No pasta for you!!

AOKP 4 LYF
[Off-topic] kevin2516:
Do iput the chocolate sprinkles **** on it, fairfield
[Off-topic] usaff22:
When is it arriving?
[Off-topic] vash_h:
No fart face, I didn't call you just now.. How many times do you want me to tell you that?

(its my ex claiming I used an anonymous number to keep harassing her at night.. I think she just wants to talk to me more.. Lol.. )

Sent from my XT910
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Cmon open the "censored" door
[Off-topic] pspunderground:
"No no no, you replace 'x' with 'y=2-1'!"
[Off-topic] omwgaoutdoor:
Elke krat weer 24 kansen!

(Every crate another 24 chances)
[Off-topic] voyager_s:
Lol...can't believe I'm doing this but here goes. 100 percent truth by the way.

" U welcome. U are Very tasty. I wanna taste u right now. I was thinking. Next time. Ill book a hotel room for the day. We go relax there and try something different. :-*"
[Off-topic] Pbwizkid:
"it wont take long it just a 450ft climb"
[Off-topic] Strike_Eagle:
"I own the whole fu(king XBOX Live with Keyboard and Mouse"
[Off-topic] TheSG:
I typed "."

Lol
[Off-topic] scoffyburito:
Just flick the trigger Maurice, C'mon!!
[Off-topic] mtmerrick:
OK

^thats it. Just that.
[Off-topic] howdid:
Ehm im going to sleep...

Gesendet von meinem HTC Desire mit Tapatalk
[Off-topic] fleurdelisxliv:
wake up time to come to work
[Off-topic] foolishking:
Really that worked, well alright
[Off-topic] JordanC:
okay, i'll ring you later
[Off-topic] invasion2:
Aww I'm sorry :( feel better! Night see you tomorrow!
[Off-topic] freekaleekuk:
Congratulations bro! I always thought you where a homo, I stand corrected! Haha!

^^^in reply to a mate announcing his engagement :p
[Off-topic] jr_718:
Ahahahaha :D
[Off-topic] Lum_Os:
Kebaaaaaaaaaab
[Off-topic] playwithonehand:
Fatty!!

Message for my girl friend.
[Off-topic] troullis2004:
Tomorrow is d-day. Act as we've planned. Our team goes first. On his signal. Sweep and go.

sent from hyperspace using my lg p500 telemetry system!
[Off-topic] visavon:
To my friend

Two ladies having lunch and one whispers "I'm having a boob job" So other lady replies "That's nothing, I'm having my arse hole bleached" First lady says "Really? . . . . I can't imagine your husband as a blonde
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
I bet every single one of these is fake.

Nice necro though.

Here's one of mine from the other night...

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] isaiahe97:
Boring. Huh? :cyclops:
[Off-topic] jr_718:
You bastard
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Get your own damn palm trees.

(because I sent Sparky this picture)
[Off-topic] :
Mine is boring relative to everyone else here.. "How was Electric Forest?" to my buddy who was at Electric Forest the past few days.
[Off-topic] cam_hamlin:
What up bro bro..? Can u get me some olympic 6s or am i gon have to wait in line..?
[Off-topic] huitae91:
Who can blame them?
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
You're driving 8044 tonight.
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
You got her number?
[Off-topic] Mashkawizii:
K
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Let's make some music tonight
[Off-topic] veeman:
Yum
[Off-topic] player90247:
Yes.... Chu got it
[Off-topic] cashyftw:
Shutuppp lol, nah do you keep grip when you start going faster?

Lol...
[Off-topic] IRX120:
:P
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I need moar cigars.

Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it. :p
[Off-topic] ROFLkopter:
My pregnant girlfriend texting her mum:

Goin bed for hour my backs Killin mite later y

Typed with SwiftKey 3 using XDA Premium on my GT-S5360
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Last 2 both bad

"Dude I think my gf deleted all my drop box folders and files!!"

"Hey baby you didn't delete my drop box files did you?"

Lol all my files were gone when my friend said that dropbox link you sent me is blank (dead)

And I am like sh*t

Sent from the Pool
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Where's the 7 car? I have keys....

No car.

Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it. :p
[Off-topic] IRX120:
Bye

Sent from my Galaxy Exhibit running CM9
[Off-topic] - Swift -:
Trolled...
[Off-topic] xXdarkskyyyXx:
u2
[Off-topic] brilldoctor:
Just restore them
[Off-topic] brilldoctor:
On r way

And

T (testing my o2 sensation to my o2 payg which had no signal)
[Off-topic] Soap:
er getan hat. gute Arbeit Sie ihn angepisst xD hes verrückt bro.
[Off-topic] Sarius24:
Dépêche-toé là.
[Off-topic] bjunky:
"I owe you one!"
[Off-topic] spider623:
Dude do you remember the girl from 3 moths ago at the foam party I thing she is 3 moths old :/
[Off-topic] Theshawty:
"tja, läget? Länge sen vi pratade."

Roughly means: "hey, what's up? It's been a long time since we last chatted"
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
My last text isn't exactly postable on XDA, lol, it breaks a few of the forum rules.

The one before that was "Tell that camping little b**** that I hope he dies in a fire started by a midget clown." lol this was sent to one of my friends to tell another of my friends.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Love you too (to my GF)

Sent from my Desire HD using Swype beta for Android!
[Off-topic] toxicpaulution:
"Yeah :/ fword naggers is who I blame."

As I post this I got a response of "agreed"

This conversation was about my phone not setting wallpaper correctly xD both are the exact same size wallpaper butbone fits perfect the other well stretchy lol
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Jellybean is the sh!t man...
[Off-topic] jt.one:
".. your mother"
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
How?:rolleyes: when she deleted them it synced with all my devices and deleted all my folders and files.

Sent from the Pool
[Off-topic] vash_h:
I love you darling

Sent from my ICS Razr XT910
[Off-topic] trell959:
I didn't see that until now!
[Off-topic] domini99:
mmmm. I really need to tell?

The last thing i sended was:

Wat is er nu weer met je kutcomputer? Dat achterlijke ding doet t ook nooit! Ik kom eraan....

-- translation dutch --> english --

What the hell is now wrong with your f*ckinh pc? That stupid thing never works! Im coming...

Sent from my sending thing...
[Off-topic] mtmerrick:
"Mine craft update today"
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
Brb. Gonna study

(And ended up on xda instead of studying) :p
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
give in to the temptation!

you cant resist
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Have you seen 2 girls one cup

And 2 kids in a sandbox?
[Off-topic] trell959:
Alright. :p
[Off-topic] flipq88:
"So am I getting some ass tonight or not? " Unfortunately the answer was no so I'm at home on xda :(
[Off-topic] domini99:
with whatsapp to a friend who wants me to help with his laptop:

"Hey, the time is coming that i really need to know how many ram your laptop has. Please tell me today"

He wants me to install 'an os' in the next few days, they WANT windows 7, but their laptop is old, i dont think its a good idea to install win7 with less than 1,5 gb ram, if he would like to game, but he wont tell my how many ram that laptop has.

Sent from my sending thing...
[Off-topic] Talal916:
"K"

Sent from my DROID RAZR
[Off-topic] lreyes:
Mod edit: Removed due to racist terms.
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
Last text was "how the f*ck do you get the PV of interest?!"

:(
[Off-topic] domini99:
My last now is

"Hello? are you there?"

I cant reach him.

:(:(:(

Sent from my sending thing...
[Off-topic] ogubodagris:
"no, it only burns after I finish"

SGH-I747
[Off-topic] snowflakesan:
hey, give me a call. Want to try and test if there's any echo with this new JB rom
[Off-topic] Sh4itan:
http://9gag.com/gag/4861837
[Off-topic] matgras:
Eindelijk een Nederlander op dit forum

TRANSLATED.

finally some dutch people on this forum

HAAAAAAX!!!
[Off-topic] domini99:
Nee echt? :D

Kijk uit voordat er gezegd word dat je engels moet praten:D

Zal ik vertaling plaatsen? Nee he?

Translation:

Not avaible:D:D:D

Sent from my sending thing...
[Off-topic] Thatgrass:
Jullie zijn egt niet de enige ;) ik ben dr veel meer tegen gekomen ;)

Translation:

You guys arent the only one ;) I met a lot of them on XDA ;)

Sent from the new discovered Galaxy named Nexus
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Mod edit: First of all, we need an English translation. Secondly there's no swearing allowed. Please remember both rules for future posts.
[Off-topic] domini99:
I know;)

Sent from my sending thing...
[Off-topic] voyager_s:
Good morning...u up early.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Also good morning, but i dont think 10 am is early:D

Sent from my sending thing...
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Wow, how come you knew it had swearing on it? And sorry :D

Sent from my potatato
[Off-topic] visavon:
No no no:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
I suppose
[Off-topic] BiteBlaze:
Haha um... well i punched it because I was mad about what happened with us. :)
[Off-topic] DarkJatrix:
I'm actually excited. Nervous about letting this galaxy nexus go but excited about the droid razr
[Off-topic] BiteBlaze:
I usually do 2 miles and sometimes 3 twice a day.
[Off-topic] beneath-a-burning-turtle:
So nearly getting hit by a car going 50 was totally worth it
[Off-topic] trell959:
And how was it?

Sent from my SGH-I777
[Off-topic] domini99:
Okay, im home now.

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] funnypharmacist:
My Last Text

Hindi:Saari methods try kar li rooting ki,none of them helped Bina root access ke Galaxy Y nahi use kar sakta main. Bech deta hu Is cheej ko! mere nexus ke sath hi Khush hu mai

Translation From Hindi: I have tried every rooting method,none of them helped,cannot use Galaxy y without Root access. Going to sell this thing. I am happy with my Nexus
[Off-topic] BiteBlaze:
Why the **** would you do that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Had to clean it up for xda
[Off-topic] cascabel:
F*** you. Don't do that again.
[Off-topic] BiteBlaze:
I told her life hurts.
[Off-topic] lreyes:
I tell girls I hate I. Wish they would die in a hole after Mr.munchie butt f**ks. Them while their head is getting bashed into concrete with salt and ice all over them......

---------- Post added at 07:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:38 PM ----------

Anyone agree with me on this one?^
[Off-topic] DarkJatrix:
But while I'm on the toilet??? F***ing really?
[Off-topic] :
Hahah . Sure
[Off-topic] cashyftw:
Hahahaha I'm a fat black boy! And I lovess me some kool aid and Korn bread! :DDDDD

Sent from my JellyBean Galaxys3
[Off-topic] noctuam:
" I remember only that: We argued about whether whiskey is bourbon. No, its not."
[Off-topic] domini99:
Alan sended: hey

I sended: hello.

Alan sended: bye.

I tought wtf?

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
"Slender man's out to get you"

-what i sent to my 6 year old cousin
[Off-topic] kevin2516:
I'll jump on now
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
"Good night baby : )"

Not my girlfriend, just for the record...

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] deniel:
ok.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Wy are there.

Greetings from under the bridge in Real.

Real is a dutch city, literaly translated xD

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] fata|i3y:
Dafaq?

Sent from Phonebooth
[Off-topic] spider623:
1:10 pm Pay or die

1:11 pm wrong number delete the message or die

It was a wrong number but who sends those thinks with SMS?

Sent from my Nexus S
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Poplar st.

Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX.... :D
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Translated

Blonde: "oh sh!t, our psychology class tomorrow is cancelled!"

Me: "Oh no! Why's that? We could have a personal psychology lesson, don't you think? ;) "

She mad cuz she ain't seeing me tomorrow. :(

Sent from my premium leather sofa
[Off-topic] Whowahn:
Smooth like a lady's bottom.

You Live To Die.
[General Questions and Answers] RazerReece:
Dear Developers ,

I have a great eager to change my ROM of my device '' MICROMAX A87 NINJA 4 ''.I have rooted my phone and I also have downloaded the correct rom and have transferred it to my sd card. The problem is that when i went to the recovery mode and tried to install it . The installation was aborted :crying:as it was showing '' no .zip file'' and signature failed the same thing occurs with Cdm.....Please people help me !! I also have checked that there is the .zip file in my sd card ! :(

PLEASE HELP ....lets see is xda the best forum site !! It might also help others !!

#waitingeagerly

RazerReece
[Nexus 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] ollll:
I was just browsing the internet, the phone froze and I restarted it and now it just never gets past the boot animation. What is the quickest way to fix this?
[Nexus 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] ral7:
Boot into recovery and wipe cache. And try to boot again
[Nexus 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] gd6noob:
Did u do a dirty flash? If so, try a clean flash

Nexus 4 Rooted

Running Paranoid Android
[Nexus 4 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] blitzzz3434:
Factory reset, wipe date & cache, reflash. It happened to few weeks ago with PA.

Sent from my Nexus 4
[General Questions and Answers] SMR96:
Hello everyone,iam new in forum.

Can anyone tell how to root "karbonn A3".Iam trying to use z4root,gingerbreak,universal androot.

But no one work.pls tel how to root my phone.

Thanks in advance...
[General Questions and Answers] S0AndS0:
Purity sure you'll want to post in the Q&A section for your device, or ask a mod to do it for you. Otherwise you'll get helpfully natured people like me that don't know a direct answer.

To help answer your question though; try adding the word 'solved' to the beginning of your search quarry and adding 'similar:website.com' but replace the website with sites like this one. Put the issue or thing you want to know more about between and you'll likely have a good start to your answer. Example:

Solved root epic 4g similar:xdaforums.com

Hope it helps with your task. You can also replace the "similar" part with "site" to search only one site with google. And certainly replace the "epic 4g" part of the example with your device. This is the format I use to learn most new and old things on the web and then I refine it from there. Hit me up if you need more examples and I'll try to help in my free time :)

Sent from either my SPH-D700 or myTouch3Gs

Debian Kit Install guide for all android devices that I'm writing:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2240397

Or

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ssVeIhdBuuy8CtpBP1lWgUkG6fR6oHxP20ToYPPw6zI/edit?usp=drive_web
[General Questions and Answers] S0AndS0:
Hi again, its been a little wile and figured I'd check up on ya :)

Did you happen to root your device?

If so can you post links to the guides you used?

I ask because I'm currently starting a project within the main guide I'm writing on XDA (link in signature) to hack and root Android with another Android and a USB cable, no PC required style.

Sent from either my SPH-D700 or myTouch3Gs

Debian Kit/QEMU Linux Install guide for all android devices that I'm writing:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2240397

Now working on Scripting installers and tutorials for beginner scripting for; Bash, Python, and Java for Android and Linux

Also working on porting; Crazyflie-Quadcopter, Andoid-Casual, Maptools-MMO table top game maker and hoaster, jMonkey JDK, and Openstack-cloud services to run on Android.
[LG Optimus L9 P760, P765, P768, P769] Nathan.7118391:
First of all this is not my work but I've found a lot of info on the net so I decided to compile this information for you guys here in case you wanted to get the firmware actually made for your specific phone instead of copying a generic kdz file. I have tried this a few times in the past couple of months and it has worked for me.

REMEMBER: PLEAS TRY THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK AND DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE FLASHING ANY FIRMWARE

1. Find your LG phone model and serial number. [You will have to take out the battery to find the serial number/]

2. TYPE in the following URL or COPY AND PASTE (do not click on link it will not work) it in the URL Line: http://csmg.lgmobile.com:9002/svc/popup/model_check.jsp?model=[model]&esn=[serial_number]

Now replace the [MODEL] and the [SERIAL NUMBER] with your phones model and serial number.

3. Hit enter to load the page. Now the page should be blank less a string. In order to view the information you have to view the page source code:

a) On Firefox: Tools --->Web Developer --->Page Source (Cntrl + U or Cmd + U)

b) On Safari: Right click blank area anywhere on the page, select View Source in the menu.

c) On Internet Explorer: View --->Source

d) On Chrome: Click Customize and Control at the right of URL Line --->Tools --->View Source

4. Find the number inside <ESN></ESN> line.

5. Type in the following address in the URL Line: http://csmg.lgmobile.com:9002/csmg/b2c/client/auth_model_check2.jsp?esn=[esn_number]

6. Replace the [esn_number] with the number you got from the first source code.

7. Load the page which should be blank again and just view source code using the above mentioned method.

8. You will then see all of the information about your particular phone including your firmware update link which would lay between <SW_URL></SW_URL>.

9. Copy the URL into your URL Line and hit enter. The download should start automatically.

I hope this little page helped you in getting your firmware. If I helped you please hit the thanks button! Good Luck!!!
[LG Optimus L9 P760, P765, P768, P769] br0adband:
I just got an LG-P769 like an hour ago and I'm just getting up to speed with it at this moment, and I'm attempting to acquire the files mentioned above and not having any success at all. The URL I'm using ends up as:

h t t p : //csmg.lgmobile.com:9002/svc/popup/model_check.jsp?model=LG-P769&esn=(serial number here)

and it fails each time with the model check according to the "View Source" info:

<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8' ?>
<response req_cmd='check_model' status='FAIL'/>

I tried LGP769, tried lg-p769, P769, p769, etc, several variations and each time I get nowhere soooo... now what? :D

I'm not sure this is useful to me at all given it's a T-Mobile variant but I figured I'd grab the files just in case, not even sure how I want to proceed with this phone at the moment. It's brand new (manufactured 1st week of April 2013), and it's still using Android 4.0.4 ICS - it has not been upgraded to Jelly Bean so far and I don't plan to until I've had a chance to go through most every relevant post here so far and figure out what I'd like to do with it.

I do see a CM10.1 is available so that's pretty awesome but, of course it ends up being in a perpetual beta and for once I'd just like to have a phone that works and I don't have to **** around with it at all or be a guinea pig. :D

I may just do the official 4.1.2 update and be done with it at that point, but there are some 4.2.2 aspects that I wouldn't mind having as well.

And so this whole journey begins yet again with a new device...

Bleh, figured out how to get at least the info since I already have the actual ESN (it's on the label in the battery compartment as well, just remove the hyphens), but still no actual download takes place (the XML page source doesn't show an update URL at all, probably because it's a T-Mobile sold model, I'm just guessing). The model check passes and I get more info in the page source but, just the same I think I'll wait a bit and see what I end up deciding to do with this thing (sell it or keep it).

But thanks for the information just the same.
[LG Optimus L9 P760, P765, P768, P769] Nathan.7118391:
Sure no problem. . .the model is LGP769BK and then put your serial number at the end. But you should be able to get the information (link) that you needed by putting the ESN # on the second hyperlink.
[LG Optimus L9 P760, P765, P768, P769] tribalartgod:
Many are typing the serial number instead of the IMEI, I'm sure. I did, and got the same error mentioned above. Replaced the serial with the IMEI (no dashes) and all was successful. However it said my check was ok, and did not show a download link at all.
[LG Optimus L9 P760, P765, P768, P769] Nathan.7118391:
On the second hyperlink you need to place the esn number at the end the you will bee able to find the link after viewing the source. Since the update is still ongoing it may not give you the link just yet but keep trying. Found this link in March and it just worked for me a week ago.

Sent from my LG-P769(20d) using the xda-developers app. Press the thanks button if I helped you.