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[Galaxy S I9000 General] ktulu84:
I was only saying that pointing out things is my work :D

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Ok, I'll trust you. You're an engineer after all...

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Engineers... This is what they do while they study.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro3EPPYbn44&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[Galaxy S I9000 General] ktulu84:
Great video btw

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
I still prefer the "Trust me i'm an engineer" song.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
The difference is that the university prank was actually real and not an scripted edit. :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Hi all

Im bored at work now.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
You're not an engineer so i won't trust you.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
I'm a physicist! :D We lay the foundation for engineers. :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
But you still aren't an engineer. How can't you understand? Engineer=trust. Not an engineer≠trust. Hope this makes it easier for you to understand.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
The most hillarious thread on xda just got closed...

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2399115

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
As the mod said, it was going nowhere. After a few responses on why no one works on that project, it was just pointless ranting. Nothing useful for either the OP or anyone else.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
[MENTION=4591280]Tears for Fears[/MENTION]

Trust me, I'm a "Physicist"
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Not as accurate as you think it is because this watch would NEVER tell accurate time while regular watches can.

This is because after light travels to our eyes, the information has to be converted into electrical impulses which are then sent to your brain to process the information. During that process, your brain has to modify that information, create false details and saturate them, the compile it into what we call an image and only then it's sent to your cognitive part, which analyses the image and creates a response for it. Only then you know what time it is. However, by the time you know it's "now", it's actually "before", so this watch will never tell accurate time. Close to accurate, but not accurate. However, for regular watches, it is possible to actually make it accurate. Therefore, this watch is not the most accurate. :p
[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
I realize that. The watch is correct. Our interpretation of the information is however incorrect (or "late").

Besides, it's meany as a joke. To make this place a bit happier. :silly:
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Well, good luck in attaching an atomic clock on your arm. You just can't get jokes right? Scientists say that not understanding humour can be a sign of a cerebral disease. Congratulations. This post just told you that you have brain cancer.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Actually, all the clocks and watches are already atomic! :D Perhaps you meant a quantum watch? It would be easier to make it accurate but there's still a high chance it won't. :D What you have to do is just pick a regular digital watch and set it just a fraction too early. :D That's the easiest way!

I also disagree with the humour part. Psychological studies have shown (Basically common sense as well :D) that not understanding humour means a person is not familiar with that certain type of humour so the person is unsure how to react. This is because of different cultures, humour is merely a social act. Another reason would be if that person had simply seen the particular joke too many times so it doesn't trigger laughter anymore. The only reason for it to be a psychological disorder is if that person understands the humour and knows it's funny to him or her but is unable to laugh. :p
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Hmm... you still don't understand humour xD And yeah, you're right i meant a quantuum watch. Here in Italy is called "orologio atomico" and I translated it literally. :sly:

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
No, people actually call it atomic watch but that's an inaccurate name. :D

And humour? What's humour? I've never heard of such an abomination.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Stop it, Sheldon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fJSxbVSKLw

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
No pun intended but... Was this post supposed to be sarcasm?
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
What humour is?

http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Humor

for all german, this is a good site :)

similar to:

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/humour
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Tl:dr.

(^ That's how it's used, right?)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
:P Looks like...

look to the edit:

similar thing in english (:

*of course not as good*

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---------- Post added at 01:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:49 PM ----------

new mix online :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmPTv31M7hI

#16, #21, #19 *even better*
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Sounds like someone pretty butthurt wrote the English one! :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
the so called >>wiki<< ? :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Yeah. :D "Uncyclopedia". :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
there is an article about wikipedia :P

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wikipedia

but in my opinion Stupidedia is much better, but not english
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
I usually take the informations for my researches from Nonciclopedia, which is the Italian one. "The encyclopedia with no sense of good sense"

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
All I can say about Uncyclopedia is that it's ran by a bunch of kids with a rotten sense of humour trying to sound funny. :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
You have described only its bad side... There are many funny articles, but most of them are just trash. The absolutely worst on Nonciclopedia is the Daft Punk one. There's nothing funny about them, so that article is not funny.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
Insanity:

Doing the same thing over and over again

and expecting different results.

(Albert Einstein)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
?

Am I the problem that u don post anything?

I feel :bad:

:D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Yeah, you are. Damn it, I just posted. F*ck!

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
Thanks Eddy ;)

It feels like if I had to post a reply, even if I don't want :P

What are you all doing?

Have a nicer day,

Larry (Mike)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
You don't need to include uour imaginary name "Mike," everyone knows your name is Larry, Larry.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Jimmy d:
Just trying to figure out why my girlfriend's S+ working soooo slow. Already uninstalled some apps she's not using anymore and upgraded to last k^kernel but still not enough. Also cleared cache, dalvik and fixed permissions. Any ideas anyone ?

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Make sure the internal memory (sdcard0) is not full. My phone used to be unusable when I had my external sd card (sdcard1) was full, too. If you use Android 4.2 though, you're gonna have a bad time... that's just slow.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] a_alben:
maybe you can make a factory reset (full wipe)?! Me I have similar problems atm, but no time to time anything out what can help. :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Jimmy d:
Thanks for the tip Eddy ;) I 'd rather try without a full wipe but thanks anyway Al :)

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] zhort:
its Ok
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
:P

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Yo, good morning Larry!

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
good Morning Eddy :D

*i really need an hour to write such a post*

*really*

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Jimmy d:
Good morning Eddy and Larry :)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Luzmo:
Hey guys! I have a question about Chrome browser (for android obviously ^^). Can I remove that "Mobile Bookmarks" folder somehow? It's kinda annoying because it opens that folder when I open the browser. It' useless for me because I sync my desktop bookmarks and I use them. I tried searching but didn't find anything that works. Any help is appreciated!
[Galaxy S I9000 General] fizzefazze:
Try disabling the app "com.android.providers.partnerbookmarks". Then Chrome should remember the folder where you've last used a bookmark and show it the next time you start the app.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Luzmo:
I tried that but I couldn't find "com.android.providers.partnerbookmarks". btw I'm using Liquid Smooth Release 4.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Does anyone know a good music player that will see +300 songs and can stay in RAM on ICS? Im really getting annoyed in GB atm alot of lag and reboots so i want to go to CM9 ;)

( NO NO NO I WONT GO TO CM 10 or 10.1)

The kernel I'll install is K^kernel 370 mb ram (latest version)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
Mort Player is great for me in CM10.1^^

it keeps in ram for me. problems occur when eg. browsing.

you also can try to adjust ram settings like zram.

*i know you are waiting for 10.2*

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
I use CM9 with K^Kernel and the only players I use are Google Play (still does its work) and Now Playing.

Edit:

I just hope that some when in the future there will be a mobile version of GOM Player.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
I normaly like Apollo but i doesnt see all my dubstep songs :(
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
Now Playing is Apollo based but it "sees" all my songs. (I have an 8 GB sd full of perfectly cataloged 320 kbps music with ID3 tags and every album stored in a different folder. Pretty badass... 8) ) Try wiping cache, so your media library is refreshed. It will take a while, though. Usually for me it needs half an hour or more.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Tried a zillion times didnt work...

I'll test some players tho.. Any tips?
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
You may also try PowerAmp. You can get a 15 days trial (or 7 days I don't remember). Another one is VLC but has no equalizer and there's also Folder Player too, that is great if you have music sorted in folders but without ID3 tags. If you still don't find any that you like, go in the "music and audio" section of Google Play and find one that suits you.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
Le me going ff topic in off topic thread....

I present to you, the 40 000 000'th post on xda: http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=40000000#post40000000

Anywaaaaayyyyyy....... Who wants to hear the dream I had last night?? *hint-hint* It's about [MENTION=4715675]mrjraider[/MENTION], [MENTION=4354408]broodplank1337[/MENTION], and either [MENTION=4591280]Tears for Fears[/MENTION] or [MENTION=2143731]edisile[/MENTION] (can't remember)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Do i even want to know?? xD
[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
Don't worry. Nothing bad happen. To you. *mhwohahahah* [can't spell :P ]
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Either I or Edisile gets killed?
[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
Nah, I'm just gunna tell. Some details are weird/sketchy - it was a dream after all.

For some reason brood was in the hospital. I think because he was hit by a bus. ?

I flew all the way there (with money I somehow got) and Jay and either Tears of eddy were their to pick me up, as a surprise?. I didn't tell anyone??

*In hospital now. Brood on 4th floor. Where on ground* As we walk up to the elevator, a mentally unstable comes out of a room about 5 meters in front of us, holding one of those surgical knives. He was about to through us with it, but then he got a cramp in his leg and fell to the ground.

As we came into brood's room, we immediately saw his laptop's background is hello kitty. :P He first didn't know who we are, but when we explained he was cool with it. He wanted to tell us something important. He met a Google employee at a cafe before he got his by the bus. He was going to tell us all the secrets of Android, all the way up to 7.0 ....... unfortunately my cat decided that was a brilliant time to wake me up. THE END.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
Awesome yet weird dream! zD

And yeah... We always wake up at THAT moment when something awesome has to happen! :D

I remember my grandfather had one of those moments too. He was blind. So he once dreamed that he could somehow see the world again, he said, "Quickly give me a newspaper!", the first thing he wanted to do was to read something, anything, just to read. It took him lots of time and frustration to get that newspaper. Once he held it in his hand, he looked at it and as soon as he looked at the text, he immediately woke up.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
[MENTION=4354408]broodplank1337[/MENTION], sorry for calling you here, but... Are you really a Hello Kitty fan? And 'bout that Android 7.0 secrets? xD
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Jimmy d:
And I thought I was crazy a few posts ago .....
[Galaxy S I9000 General] broodplank1337:
hahaha how did I even look like? since you have no idea how I look irl (i think). I hope I was not some lame nerd with glasses and a squeeky voice rofl that corrected everyone on everything they do :silly:. because thats just the opposite.

Anyways, I got hit by a bus rofl, and then you meet some mentally unstable person (which i would have probabbly spammed with my aosp whining until he got nuts)

and LOOOOL, hello kitty!? say WAT. I'm using my devdistro wallpaper http://www.broodplank.net/imgupload/up/default-background.jpg :silly:

But cool story that I knew what was going on @ android until 7.0 lol. don't even know all the changes for 5.0, don't want to even start guessing what will come after that.

Very funny story to read this on a developing forum :laugh:

Anyways, I probably have already implemented some code in android 7.0 probably for broodParts XD :silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:

Nice story :good:

btw im really curious what your brain has made me look like.

its a 100% imagination, so it can be horrible but also very good

haahahaha, nooooooo. :D and about android 7.0, i will only reveal its features if you put me in the time travel machine :cyclops:
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
LOOOOL ;D

just looked a little bit at your uploaded images...

Can someone explain this? :P

edit:

it is an animated gif. if you have xda-app here is a link to image:

wwremoooooovethisw.broodplank.net/imgupload/up/1375133176543.gif

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
I can't acces it.. The web browser stays empty.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] alireza7991:
I didnt create it :) still thats an idea ... If you are agree I will do that
[Galaxy S I9000 General] hotheabilly:
Lol finally this phone have an off-topic section :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] MicroDroidXDA:
Well you won't need to buy a server, I have one, but no domain. And I would love to code the website ;)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] alireza7991:
:) Well if its not a free server , we can use it becuase free server are usually dreadful , they will show adv on your site or they will expire after some month so thats not perfect for our website ,

I will buy domain in .ir it costs about 5-10$ :p

And I think coding a website for making a forum and site is really time consumimg ! We can use free content management services like Joomla or Wordpress for website and MyBB or Vbulletin for forum ;)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
Good idea. Ill try it. (see bottom for explanation)

Mine site?? <-- Dont know what your trying to say there?? Anyway its already hosted and everything, and actully quite mean to "steal" my idea for it while I'm here. Seriously. Anyway, I chose splusdev because thats the same as the twitter page. And .tk is free. Nothing bad about it. Been with them for a couple of years.

It is hosted on a free server, but it's not dreadful at all, the server I'm on literally has a 99.9% uptime for the last 5 years! And it's pretty fast too!

I am using a CMS (technically I'm building one) and it isn't time consuming at all! I'm using CodeIgniter. Website amking is what I want to do in any case, so why not start now?

Dont worry, I'll use HTML5.

Yes JellyBeer! http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2287083

Sorry, what background would you like? I'll make a style sheet for mobiles as well, because honestly I forgot about it? (ironic isn't it:D)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Okay guys, I know it's a bit lame looking, but that's why I posted it, so that you can give sugestions bout its looks, because after all, its made for you!

For a preview, visit splusdev.tk/xdaPreview . The preview will end in about 6 hours.

Anycase, this isn't a blog, it's a self updating website. I'll later implement something to show a list off all the roms, etc. But I don't what to replace the index thread, so well see what mrjraider says. All the entry's come from facebook, so if there are errors, please send them to feedback@onetechie.tk

Thanks
[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Not bad, looks pretty good.

Some tips:

- Use a darker background

- Put some sort of picture of our phone + XDA + Android on top (as a head banner or something i think that it make the site a bit more proffesionaler..)

- give some warnings and explanation about the roms, kernels etc..
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
i can see there is a pattern(or what it is called) as background. maybe it should not be as small (/fine/thin)

or simply use a colour ;)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] alireza7991:
STEEL YOUR IDEA ????????????????????????????

This is not your idea many month ago there was a topic in dev section about making a site for our device and I said in post #3 or #4 that I can make and host the site ! Please dont own the thing that is not belong to you ! I dont think that making a site or phone is as valueable as having a COPY-RIGHT license !

I used a free web hosting for one of my sites but after a few month it Expired and All of my data losted ! Having an Official Website Domain + A Pro Server is really better and safer

Any way I have no problem about who should build the site ! I MEAN THATS BETTER TO HAVE AN OFFICAL ONE !! I said if you can't I will help you

Also I can help in php or html 5 programming if its needed
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
I saw a thread dedicated for off-topic and trolling, the last post is raging about copyright argument... :/ I expected to troll around a bit but it seems I just got trolled... :/
[Galaxy S I9000 General] rickvrolings:
Its an off topic thread.... there is not enough trolling around here....
[Galaxy S I9000 General] midhato:
you have been reported :mad:
[Galaxy S I9000 General] alireza7991:
:p
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Dblaster:
I was just thinking of posting Photoshop R.I.P.s, but you posted before me :D

BTW, my eyes are bleeding!!!!
[Galaxy S I9000 General] stepie22:
Hey, sorry! I had no idea 'bout that. I was under the impression that you wanted to host another site for the same purpos, I'm not that good in english:silly: Sorry If i offended you. That wasn't my intentions.

edit: The whole reason why I said that was that I wanted to feel usefull here. Just about Everyone has a thing they do, like Ivendor or Xistance (I hope i didn't mis-spell) making ROMS, mrjraider making this thread and the index, and much more. And yes, I'd like some help, as I start exams on monday.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Yaay back to Custom GB :) Finnaly.....

For me no ICS/JB just yet, the battery drain needs to be fixed for 100% :) It an important thing for me xD
[Galaxy S I9000 General] jpacho89:
For me performance is the most important thing, also having and updated android version. And battery isn't bad at all, for me ~16h is enough, with 3~4h of screen on and always wifi or data on.

So for me best option nowadays is davidteri's CM10.1 & broodKernel 4.2
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Laurentyu1995:
I've installed baked rom latest version (beta 6.3.1) and i think that it's the smoothest rom...about battery drain i don't know what to say.... it was at 88% when I've rebooted into recovery to flash this rom and after installing apps and customizing i have 55%
[Galaxy S I9000 General] eBug:
I think this post is way too much on-topic. Please stay off-topic.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Thymo:
Would be handy if this tehread gets stickied.

Phone: GT-I9001 Samsung Galaxy S Plus

Rom: CM9 RC 6 by arco68

Kernel: K^Kernel 1.4 OC/UV

Did i help you? hitting the thanks button would be appreciated.
[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
LOLS no..

but please read through the AriesVE DEVCON TEAM project status thread.

We have a user with a giant ego xD
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
:highfive:

he has to be one of the best devs in the world </sacasm>

btw: why is he not visiting this thread?

oh... devs have no time for something... :P

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] smeroni68:
Hi mrjraider,

I do not believe to a user that is Romanian and in his userinfo is reporting Usa and Nashville... Seems he want to hide something...

If he has something, probably someone else has done the job...

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
His details have been changed cuz i swear to god his flags was red yellow and blue and not american..

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] broodplank1337:
it is the recipe to infinite chocolate :D
[Galaxy S I9000 General] edisile:
That's not having a big ego. That's called being extremely stupid.

"I'll not release anything until xellar or other smart*sses will have this device"

WAT DAFUQ I JUST READ? Why the hell you have to say such a thing?

No, believe me is Romanian. I've been chatting with him on PM.

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
Hi,

As far as you know the display-brightness of our phone is working great. even with the statusbar-sliding.

the auto brighrness is also working fine.

But sometimes the screen is too light even when it is at the lowest level.

to solve this problem there is an app (i use voodoo display filter) to make a black-transparent overlay.

the problems with this app is that it sometimes closes in the background(here will ariesparts help). the other problem is that we have to open the app each time we want to change the value.

what i thought of is that we add a few lower brightness levels at rom/kernel side working with black overlay.

and when having auto-brightness to have the possibility to adjust the auto-brightness a bit via statusbar slider (to make it a bit darker manually)

It will also save battery ;)

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Problem on GB is the same with me.

Sometimes the sensor needs alot of time to adjust the value it annoying especially when its completely dark and the brightness is at 100 XD
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
the sensor is fast enough most of the time.

but sometimes even 0% brightness is too much light ;)

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] mrjraider:
Luckley yes it is.. Sometimes its hurting my eyes xD
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
what do you think of adding the black overlay to the statusbar-slider when there is auto-brightness?

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[Galaxy S I9000 General] Tears for Fears:
For anyone who hasn't figured this one out, the answer lies in the diagonal cut. Look closely at the first piece that was cut diagonally from the beginning to the end od the cycle. If you want more proof, look at every piece that was cut diagonally, you'll notice how the extra piece is created.

Sorry but no infinite chocolate for us.

(If you're on the XDA/Tapatalk app, click on it to see the animation.)
[Galaxy S I9000 General] Lei M:
I can't see the animation even when clicking on it :weird:

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