yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Zooper Widget Templates] paps79:
Attached are my Breaking Bad theme files.

Features:

-The "cook" represents a battery bar.

-The text on the dock illuminates when notifications are received.

-The battery percentage changes color accordingly (discharging, charging, fully charged and under 15%).

Note:

The "cook" is made up of a Progress Bar module in a rectangular shape and it's being covered by a circular Rect module where the Drawing mode is set to clear (so as to have a circular battery bar). Also, there are two more Rect modules to cover some imperfections and make it realistic, also with Drawing mode set to clear.

All this, is just a heads up in case you have trouble aligning the widget on top of the chemistry bottle. If you do have trouble then set the Drawing mode to Normal for the Rect modules (so you can see them) and adjust positioning and/or size accordingly and then change Drawing mode back to clear.

FYI, future Zooper releases will have a feature that will allow modules as above to be moved together.

For reference purpose (it might help with the above):

Note II

Nova with a 12x7 grid, no margins, no dock or notification bar.

The "cook" widget was created on a 7x5.

The dock on a 7x1.
[Zooper Widget Templates] k3v0:
Here you go.

https://copy.com/qNacT

Apologies for the delay, I was camping in Maryland.

On August 29th at 02:14 my Note2 will become self-aware.
[Zooper Widget Templates] jonaseymour:
Yes, add Td after the date. So for next calendar entry: #C0STd#, or for specific date, e.g. christmas: #D12250000Td# etc.

You can use Ty for years, Th for hours, and Tm for minutes.

See: http://www.zooper.org/wp/android/zw/variables-reference
[Zooper Widget Templates] papagimp:
started toying around with zooper today, it does seem a little more capable than uccw. heres my first attempt to do anything with it :)
[Zooper Widget Templates] jonaseymour:
Paste this into your advanced parameters section of the progress bar.

[cf]$#BLEVN#>=75?#FF0000FF$$#BLEVN#<75&&#BLEVN#>49?#FFFFFFFF$$#BLEVN#<50&&#BLEVN#>24?#FFFFFF00$$#BLEVN#<25?#FFFF0000$[/cf]

That should work, you can adjust the hex codes to suit your colour needs.
[Zooper Widget Templates] chintanm86:
Hi,

I want to add st,nd,rd and th to the date.

i.e. 1st Aug, 2nd Aug, 3rd Aug, 4th Aug.

How to do that?

Thanks,

Chintan
[Zooper Widget Templates] kwerdenker:
On a Rich Text Module, put [no][/no] tags around the number you want to add the short ordinals too. For your example, it should look like this

[no]#Dd#[/no] #DMMM#

which would result in this

16th Aug

.
[Zooper Widget Templates] fujikay:
Look nice! Would like to have a try!
[Zooper Widget Templates] Hdhntr23:
Thanks a ton!!

I copied your text but there is no way to paste it in the editor. I tried to long press into the text window and no joy. I also tried to add in the text individually by picking each option but they go in groups like [cf][/cf] with no way to put the cursor inbetween the ] and [...

Thoughts?
[Zooper Widget Templates] ffeingol:
You have to be in advanced parameters. It's at the very bottom of the item you are editing.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Hdhntr23:
Like this?

Because as you'll see ... the text bar or the brackets aren't editable.
[Zooper Widget Templates] ffeingol:
You edit at the top and it displays just below.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Hdhntr23:
Right I tried to long press where that text is (above) to paste in the edits and it doesnt put a cursor in.

Edit.... grrrr chyt, chyt, chyt... I was long pressing into the wrong box!

Progress update to come soon!

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Success!!!
[Zooper Widget Templates] HypostaticOnion:
Is there any zooper skin that will show signal bars in case of wanting to hide the actual status bar? I'd like status bar info without having it there.

If I've helped, please hit the thanks button
[Zooper Widget Templates] Seraz007:
ok i'll make one :) (with actual signal bars this time)

How do you want it?
[Zooper Widget Templates] bairste:
Is there a way to link a live wallpaper to a specific part of a widget?
[Zooper Widget Templates] ChasingShadows:
In addition to [MENTION=5118063]chintanm86[/MENTION] answer, I'd like to say that you need zooper widget pro to be able to load zooper skins ...
[Zooper Widget Templates] bajito93:
Your second work it is nice, but I think flat icons are a better option in the buttons icons, the other things are good.

Thanks for share your work :)
[Zooper Widget Templates] triyaki43:
I add to the home screen clock is not active
[Zooper Widget Templates] chintanm86:
Are you able to select the desired widget on home screen?

Are you using zooper widget pro?
[Zooper Widget Templates] triyaki43:
yes pro wersion
[Zooper Widget Templates] chintanm86:
Okay, so by not active, do you mean that you can see the widget on home screen but time is not updating?

Try restarting your phone, it should work than.
[Zooper Widget Templates] aravindpanil:
Can you please give me the .zw files for the bottom coloured tiles? Thank you! :D
[Zooper Widget Templates] triyaki43:
I Weather Iconset folder zooperwidget / iconsets does not seem to add ?

http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=38770108&postcount=26
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
Novash

Info and Download: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/NKCFXaWTvDm

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] SuperDroid519:
I Downloaded a homebridge theme from play store and I can't find instructions on how to install any where. It's called green local and it's an apk file. Please help
[Zooper Widget Templates] triyaki43:
Download this my amateur widgets :)

http://www.mediafire.com/download/bt57hdwf5t1l63p/triyaki43.zw

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Rar olarak atmak içine zooperwidget/iconset çalıştı thanks
[Zooper Widget Templates] francomur99:
Beautiful and stylish, well done! Can you share the files please?

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This is awesome! really nice style...can you please share the files? Thank you
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Opo

Good afternoon,guys.... :D

If you like ...... :o
[Zooper Widget Templates] Russ0000:
Awesome, thanks for sharing.
[Zooper Widget Templates] dynot:
Excuse my noobie-ness, but how do I extract these files to use? Which folder do I extract to?

Thanks
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Hi,rename the file .zip to .zw and put it on zooper/template folder.......

Have fun and hit the thanks button if you like ..... :highfive:
[Zooper Widget Templates] dynot:
Looks like I got the hang of it now. Grazie mille...
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Opo

Wallpaper ........ :victory::victory::victory::victory::victory:
[Zooper Widget Templates] Jay-La-Funk:
Hi,

Playing around with ZW to get my homepage to how I want it but one thing I can't get to work is changing icons within a widget, I have SC 184 Blue icon pack installed but when I try to change the bitmap, I can't find the SC icon pack to get the one I want, any ideas?.
[Zooper Widget Templates] kevzbuenaventura:
Sci fi Theme

Hey guys :) I made this set using 3 fullsize zooper widgets on a nova launcher. The wallpaper is not fixed but the widgets(blue-ish sci-fi circles) are all measured and photoshopped. If you want just send me an email to kevzbuenaventura@gmail.com
[Zooper Widget Templates] PlusOmar:
is there any updated guide on how to create apk's? I've tried the ones that are available and none seems to work with me :/
[Zooper Widget Templates] chintanm86:
To create and use the apks you need zooper widget pro version.

Free version does not support apk creation.
[Zooper Widget Templates] eruben:
I really need help in two issues:

1. I want to use ":" as a text but not variable. Eg. : #C1SMMM# #C1Sd# |$#C1D#=0? #C1SHH:mm#$ #C1TITLE# #C1LOC#. Zooper parses ":" between hour and minute as "THEN" variable inside the formula. How can I make it appear just as text?

2. Time of all day events is 00-00 but Zooper. Eg. Today is 11 of June and I have all day event on 12-th of June, and I'm using +#C0STd# to show days left till next event, so that event is shown as +0 instead of +1. How can I fix it?

Thanks.
[Zooper Widget Templates] PlusOmar:
I know, I meant an updated guide that shows you how to create an apk, I've tried the ones available and none seems to work with me.
[Zooper Widget Templates] bajito93:
This work its the best I have seen, but I am a noob and it is very difficult to configure this widget for me, can you help me please.

Thanks for tour work.

Enviado desde mi LG-D802 mediante Tapatalk
[Zooper Widget Templates] lucky_515:
What are we pose do with this battery?..flash it or extract it and install?.love the battery looks cool?
[Zooper Widget Templates] bajito93:
When I put the widget, I see the settings icons and the music player in the same place, I think I need configure media utilities?
[Zooper Widget Templates] eruben:
Hey! Google calendar sets time for all-day from eg. 15/06 00-00 to 16-06 00-00. This makes a problem in certain apps (Zooper Widget Pro) which leads an event to be displayed for 2 days. Is it possible to fix?
[Zooper Widget Templates] tax3718:
hello,

forgive my ignorance, but do not master very well this.

as I step off the first weather / music / settings?

if I click on them I'll settings.

thanks
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
Downloads: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/5qARkz2uyhV

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] hardatch:
This is my home screen widget
[Zooper Widget Templates] ankii91:
[MENTION=6111365]hardatch[/MENTION] which icon pack is it in white????
[Zooper Widget Templates] hardatch:
Whicons
[Zooper Widget Templates] patrick73csun:
Sorry for the nube question, but how do you apply the zip files of your awesome work?
[Zooper Widget Templates] patrick73csun:
Can anyone please instruct me how to install a zooper/m colorscreen zip file please???
[Zooper Widget Templates] clod007:
See here

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=53245313

See all explanation (all thread), maybe is helpfull.

note "four"
[Zooper Widget Templates] gorfeert:
just rename the .zip file to .zw

also move the changed file to the templates folder in the zooper folder
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
All dates go to Calander app

All weather but current temp goes to weather app

Current temp forces Zooper update

Alarm goes to alarm

Battery bar/percentage goes to Wakelock app

This is my first one and I am very happy with it.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Lifehacker7:
An update to the Spectrum clocks. :D

PS- It's a paid skin . So no posting links as per xda rule. You could search for it on play store!
[Zooper Widget Templates] ar59:
May I have it. It's very cool.

Regards

:D
[Zooper Widget Templates] qendadar:
I agree..I'd like to have this as well
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
I am in the process of making a working APK for it. I'm learning!
[Zooper Widget Templates] ar59:
Okay.

But you can share it as a Zip file.

Regards
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
I know you can but with the amount of people that have asked to get it from me, I decided I wanted to take this as a possible learning experience. If I fail out give up, I'll just post the zip.
[Zooper Widget Templates] ar59:
Give a try. I although have to learn.

Learning by doing. And never giving up.

Regards
[Zooper Widget Templates] Cyberdog78:
Good home. Share it!
[Zooper Widget Templates] ar59:
Please share it. :good:
[Zooper Widget Templates] fuzzybuffalo:
Patience grasshopper. He said he was going to.

Asking for ETA's or multiple posts asking for the same thing is considered very rude on XDA.

Besides annoying the Developer, so much so that they quit sometimes, it also takes away from their time when they have to come answer posts like yours.

Time that could be better spent developing. :good:
[Zooper Widget Templates] -Zeppelin-:
Anyone knows how you group different elements in Zooper?

Eg I got one line with:

Weather icons (symbol set)

Temperature & conditions

How do I manage to center the whole line with always having the same margin between the symbol & text?

Greets
[Zooper Widget Templates] blconway:
Widget I made. First couple hours with Zooper. Very minimal, and simple. Will try some more advance themes in the future.

Download: Still need to post 10 times :(
[Zooper Widget Templates] fuzzybuffalo:
Very nice, especially for a first widget. I really like the LTE and WiFi signal indicators.

Those first ten will be gone before you know it. :)
[Zooper Widget Templates] blconway:
Preview of what I'm working on currently. Early rough draft.
[Zooper Widget Templates] blconway:
It may not be exactly like the pipboy, but the goal is to be 100% usable. Added app drawer.
[Zooper Widget Templates] zGabi123:
Modern UI for Zooper(search on GPlay).

This will be available on next update.

Sent from my LG-D802
[Zooper Widget Templates] shiv901:
my Very Own Zooper Clock :)[IMG="my Zooper Clock"]https://keep.google.com/media/1JvMiyMDGJZp4KOaRgEmfnU8LvD5rLQ[/IMG]
[Zooper Widget Templates] Thebear j koss:
Just started messing with zooper this week, started some google search widgets and a few custom clocks. Can't get any custom iconsets to work at all, if anyone has a tip i may be missing it's appreciated...

A few works in progress, would like to get this custom iconsets sfraightened out..
[Zooper Widget Templates] D. Haze:
Figured i'd try zoop on my tab s.......so heres what i came up with so far still tweeking it
[Zooper Widget Templates] Velcorn:
Is it possible to get a decent looking Windows tile look on Nova Launcher? Like the one I have attached with vertical scrolling maybe?! I'd be glad for any help offered to me... Maybe some tips for improvement...
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
Perfect weather icons!!!!!!!!

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] -Zeppelin-:
Anyone?

Greets
[Zooper Widget Templates] ar59:
Perfect Icons. Would you share it, please.

Regards

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Hey cool. How I can use this in Zooper?

Rwgards:good:
[Zooper Widget Templates] airik007:
Zoopreme <zooper widget>

Just came out with my own zooper pack recently and just wanted to share.

ZOOPREME <zooper widget>

heres a couple screen shots.
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
Take all the skin of zooper

https://app.box.com/s/0e8fhftfkpcuxj08l67yxo846bp5axv6

And here its the apk of the theme its cor lg home launcher

https://app.box.com/s/glopz3maktldzqngh7qpogg4na4ldv64

And here its all my themes

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=3128805

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] junkie25:
Speedo Clock Widget

So I've been playing around with Zooper and this is my first real try. Still need to finish the Rev counter :)
[Zooper Widget Templates] Velcorn:
What are those icons? They look pretty close to Elite Pro HD, a theme for the jailbroken iDevices I used to really love.
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
Yes its Elite pro HD from iDevice its a theme for Lg Home Launcher

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] ar59:
Thank you.

Regards. :good:
[Zooper Widget Templates] Velcorn:
Umm, is there any link or further info you could give me how to get it? Google doesn't bring up anything useful. Thank you in advance.
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
Of course here is all my themes

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=3128805

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] r-l:
This is still ' A WORK IN PROGRESS'

The alien women is not part of the wallpaper. She part of the widget.

Calendar, music, rss are not zooper widgets.
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
Very good!!!!!!!

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] fenerbuuh:
cm 12.1

nova 10x10

zooper
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
And this is my full screen 3D mod of Blue faded zooper widget thanks to +Ricky Masters​ and +Mike xdnax​ ﻿

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
My Google Search Bar

1zero3forlife Zooper Google Search Bar:

[YOUTUBE]l-DuQ2DHAYM[/YOUTUBE]
[Zooper Widget Templates] UniquellyMe:
Love it. :good:

Can you share the Battery widget please...;)
[Zooper Widget Templates] firebirdfilms:
My various widgets for zooper

Clock 360

Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B19XKI5ctEWSYXF2dkJUdEgtZjg/edit?usp=docslist_api

Eyes weather

Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B19XKI5ctEWSWWR4S25GZTU3aUU/edit?usp=docslist_api

HotlineClock (inspired by Hotline Miami)

Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B19XKI5ctEWSeXhFY082Z3I0ZG8/edit?usp=docslist_api

I'm also working on a few widgets for Overdesign's icon pack Aster UI, and the main one uses the Kolorette API. It's an analogue clock widget. No download link for that though, as the icon pack is paid.

Hope you like them!
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
My Google That Sh*t! Search bars and battery bar

These are setup to work with Nova Launcher and Google Now.

Steve
[Zooper Widget Templates] G.M.L:
My mod of Blue faded zooper widget thanks to +Ricky Masters​ and +Mike xdnax​ ﻿

G.M.L.-LG L90 D405
[Zooper Widget Templates] SwoRNLeaDejZ:
So not sure if anyone know the answer to this question, but I made a Zooper widget from scratch, and when I try to save it, it says the creator disabled saving. What? I'm the creator and I didn't disable anything. Anyone have any thoughts?
[Zooper Widget Templates] Z0R:
If you have download an app from play store or where else and use as example for you template it can't be saved.

You need extract all from apk to your templates first and then pick it up as owner. After creating and finishing you can successful save it though.
[Zooper Widget Templates] SwoRNLeaDejZ:
No, I started with a blank template.. Didn't edit someone else's work, it was original.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Z0R:
Do you have zooper pro app? It seems not.
[Zooper Widget Templates] SwoRNLeaDejZ:
Of course I have Zooper pro. Can't add widgets without it. I'm not a newcomer to Zooper. Been using it a long time. First time I've had this problem though..
[Zooper Widget Templates] Z0R:
Then you might have problems with your card. If you don't have any space there or your internal storage is corrupted.

Need check it.
[Zooper Widget Templates] SwoRNLeaDejZ:
My storage is fine. 4.1 GB free and I can read and write to internal and external storage just fine.
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
Did a western clock for the country boys and girls.

My Zooper Mods
[Zooper Widget Templates] androidaholic11:
Awesome! What are those dock icons?
[Zooper Widget Templates] gabrielbsb:
I have set my widget's tap action to open Timely when I tap it, but it doesn't work at all. When I tap it, it does nothing. If I start to tap it frenzily, my screen will lock as I have a LG G2 (double tap to sleep). Any advice?

I'm using Nova Launcher.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Thebear j koss:
Try setting just a certain portion of the widget, not the whole widget. I had a similar problem with double tap to sleep and it worked for me.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Ćwirek:
This callendar looks awesome! Can you share it?
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
My Zooper Mods
[Zooper Widget Templates] leo10messi:
Here is my try with zooper widget

Simple yet beautiful!
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
SubiK

Downloads {Wall & Widget}: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/E3eEi8RY9JB

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
Final Neon Clock is done.

My Zooper Mods
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
SubiK001

Downloads: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/3Lcc4Dmuq6m

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] D4rkV0iD:
Try to delete the zooper pro app data, and cache. If it will not solve the scratch try to uninstall and reinstall the application.

Tapatalk-kal küldve az én GT-I9506-el
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
SubiK002

Download: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/KdBbUfbK31x

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] Streetrayzer:
Hey guys,

here is my actual zooper widget. I actually don't know what to put in the free space because i don't really use the calendar...:(
[Zooper Widget Templates] Lmrt:
Remove the square border and problem solved.
[Zooper Widget Templates] andy_rose:
Can you share?
[Zooper Widget Templates] arvarobert:
This is my Zooper setup
[Zooper Widget Templates] Jazz__75:
Can you share the .zw template?

Thx

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Can you share the weather icon set please?
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Download the . zip & rename it in . zw and You have the template.. :highfive:
[Zooper Widget Templates] j-king:
I have zooper pro how do I install this please help

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I have zooper widget pro how do I install this
[Zooper Widget Templates] wtfisthissh1t:
I can't believe this! I can believe how much messing about I have to do to get one of these things working. I've bought 5 of the zooper widgets but I can set any of them up. Even if I did, when you set the gridsize for one then the others are different and don't work anyway. Is this really how it works, you buy stuff then have to mess and fiddle for ages?

Why dont these things come pre-made. what's going on?
[Zooper Widget Templates] Z0R:
I don't have it anymore. After Mack's update I lost all my saved stuff.

Sorry man

Sent from my LG-D802
[Zooper Widget Templates] :
Can u tell me what that variables, conditionals and additional parameters do?
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
SubiK003

Downloads: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/9Yfyrkd7rx8

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] bajito93:
Fantastic work, very minimalist and clean I think its great. A lot of thanks for share it.

Only one thing, can you share the wallpaper? Please.
[Zooper Widget Templates] 1Zero3forlife:
Zion Widget updated to match Kryon Layers theme.
[Zooper Widget Templates] Charlie:
Its from One Plus 2 wallpapers...
[Zooper Widget Templates] szekelya:
Material for Zooper Widget Pro.

Please download at deviantArt.

[IMG="Material for Yooper widget pro"]http://orig12.deviantart.net/660e/f/2015/231/1/3/material__for_zooper_widget_pro_by_ethsza-d96akxd.jpg[/IMG]
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
SubiK005

Downloads: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/LyaqZyQhmMG

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Opo

Hi to everyone ...... :highfive::highfive::highfive::highfive::highfive:

Widget here ..... :D:D:D:D
[Zooper Widget Templates] suprano:
Just sharing files with you guys. Download my zooper widgets and wall collection if interested. Folders will be going down on Monday. Enjoy :D

Zooper Widgets: https://plus.google.com/events/ccb5ln586uhcu8rdg7096c9mgps

Wallpapers: https://plus.google.com/+KayAgyemangAk/posts/68EpsGSSxVa

Root It & Boot It!​
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Opo

If you like ........ :p:p:p:p:p
[Zooper Widget Templates] talkshowhost85:
Hey all. Does the website still exist? I can't seem to find it.
[Zooper Widget Templates] mihail.likoev:
Nova launcher

Zooper widhet pro

P.s

Sorry, I have no right to post a link.
[Zooper Widget Templates] dmonleo:
basic beginnings...
[Zooper Widget Templates] Chacry69:
Opo

Hello ...... :silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:
[Zooper Widget Templates] TpupLpasa:
[MENTION=2184672]Chacry69[/MENTION] Ok....PLEASE share...and icons too.. :)

HTC Desire
[Zooper Widget Templates] Gnuuub:
Brilliant Zooper Widget Creator Needed.

Any of you very talented people want to try to make a widget that mimics the RESSENCE TYPE 3 watch? It's a thing of beauty! Seriously!

Look up the site and video of its motion here... Specifically, look at the bottom video at the 2:09 mark.

http://ressence.eu/videos/

Amazing!

http://ressence.eu/collection/type-3/

It's just too damn complicated for my capabilities. It looks like there are 8 dials happening on it, counting the outer date dial.

The second hand dial would have to be nixed, or replaced with a battery level dial (presumably.)

Anyway, just asking for someone to take up the challenge! Any takers?

Hope so cuz I won't be paying the $34K for the real thing! HA!