[Galaxy Ace S5830i General] kewkie:
Alright guys,

wanna know how to get more swag and want to avoid hard flames with an dramabomb like "roflstompa lol noob, use the search,

dafuq is wrong with you"?

Then read this lines carefully and keep it in your mind.

SO, since this section is getting more guys (or even trolls) without any knowledge how to use a forum proper (or even google/search),

i decided to make some extended lines for the overload of swagness!

///////////// Some smalltalk and sh*ttalking, if you dont care, scroll down to the blue lines

When you are new here (or even to another forum, this might help you) you dont need to ask, troll, ***** in the DEVELOPMENT section. If you got a Problem, use google or search.

The search function here is powerfull and google aswell (how to use it proper, later).

It's annoying when guys with 5+ posts are asking in a ROM thread @development section "how to flash" or when trolls are *****ing around with "lol shi*tty rom!!1111 gtfo!".

We literally DONT (DONT DONT) care about your mental problem or your minimal attention from your mom, if you dont like a rom, dont use it - that's it. (I dont get it, why people got such an bad life attitude..but not my problem)

Imagine, you dont like a car, are you going to the shop assistant and saying "lol sh*tty car, no #swag!"? I dont think so ;)

Yes yes, i know it's the interwebZ, and you can hide your real identity, but seriously - you need the interwebZ to hide your identity cuz you got too less swag and can't hit a gurl? - Then watch some pr0n and fap the negative attitude out of you!

No reason to come here and let the dramabomb explode, what you will get, if you do this? Right..nothing!

We REALLY DONT need guys like you, this forum is awesome, there's no comparable forum with such a huge community.

Our Ace i isnt that famous, yeah but at least we got some guys they cook a rom for us, so we should appreciate it instead of QQ around - thanks!

Now for the "noobs" (i dont really like this word, since online-games made this word to an insult...whatever!).

Guys ... seriously, please ... dont ask questions in the development section, this section is just for the DEVELOPERS (as the title says), it's for the guys they cook our stuff, for our unpopular phone, so appreciate their work and just say thanks and/or make suggestions.

And dont use the General section to ask questions like "my phone just bricked, what can i do?" - troubleshooter section, google, search, bla.. - thanks!

Sweet jesus.. we all were newbs, we all made mistakes, we all were too dumb to use search, google or to read sticky threads, but yeah - with theses lines you'll get early access to the overloaded swagness!

///////////// Alright, that was my short "drama" to the trolls and newbs out there - dont flame me, make love instead and donate me a ... i dont know, cup of coffee or a 5$ slu... wait.. whatever.

Let's go:

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How to use google proper:

So, first of all open www.google.com with your browser (Firefox, Opera, Chrome... Internet explorer? Stop reading here and get one of the prefered browser first - no flame, but IE sucks, you dont think so? Have phun with this vulnerable piece of s....tuff!)

Then you'll see the following: http://imgur.com/osCNFSD

And now in the searchbox use the stuff you want to search, in this example i searched "s5830i unbrick", then you'll see the following:

http://imgur.com/eygHA8g

As you can see the first link is magically from XDA, so click the first link and you will redirected to the thread from "feetsonfire".

So, in my example i was redirected to page 9, to get to the first page, watch the screen:

http://imgur.com/3DVLv30

Aaaaaand finally... the tutorial from "feetsonfire":

http://imgur.com/vPCG0RN

(btw: nice tutorial, helped me at my first unbrick, oh and btw.. i love indian accent, always makes me smile :) - no offense/no homo!)

Alright, this was a short introduction how to use google, i guess i dont need to make an in-depth tutorial/stuff/thing how to use google - use google, if you want to know how to use google :D huehuehue

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S5830 Section - i have no idea what i am doing here (yet!).

When you click here: http://xdaforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1164

You'll see a lot of s5830 stuff like this:

http://imgur.com/Tb4MW7a

But, when you are, we just need the s5830i related sections.

http://imgur.com/nUjROJL

So, as you can see we got 3 sections.

General: Do some smalltalk, help other users (e.g. how to get CRT animation on our ace i - if someone will do this tutorial and it'll work, i'll meet him IRL, shake his hands and simply say "thank you!")

Troubleshooting: Related section for all the newbs, important section for you guys. Got a problem with your ace i like bricked, bootloop, exploded, etc.? GO HERE NAU!

Development: d e v e l o p m e n t ... NO QUESTIONS! NO ETA'S! NO TROLLING! NO *****ING! NO USELESS QUESTIONS! NO ETA'S! NO TROL.... oh wait..

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Searchfunction:

Screen:

http://imgur.com/xdpfaZU

It's like nearly the same as google. Search the stuff you want to search. (you can use the small gear-wheel aswell, to use the advanced search - powerfull, as i already said!)

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Last lines

Yeah...yeah... my "short" guide/lines to use google and find out the right section for us/you.

All the Links you'll need:

google: www.google.com

XDA Search: http://xdaforums.com/search.php

S5830 overview: http://xdaforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1164

And dont forget: Dont use Internet explorer :D

Oh, and i'm not an english elite book writer, so dont cry about grammar or something :P i guess it's understandable :)

Questions about Firefox add-ons? PM ME

Questions why i'm using this add-ons? Forget it, you'll never know, unless you got enough brain and know for what these add-ons are ;P

Want a stable CM 7 for our Phone? Be patience and wait, GermainZ will do it!

Want a stable CM 9 for out Phone? Nope! in 6 months or at least in 12 months... who know's!

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END!

Now you got enough #swag! and either you can link newbs to this thread or flame them (prefer the first one, else you'll get a much of bi*chslaps in ya face y0!)

PS: I just linked the screens instead of make the screens reviewable, to avoid a HUGE post, maybe someone can make spoiler with the screen review or something, thanks! :)