yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
If you could

upload it at your earliest convenience, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you.

I have him blocked. So much nicer IMO
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Its amazing what can be ignored if you or your mind to it

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein

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@Bd check pm

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
That's what I mean. :)

Enjoy your sunshine while it lasts... :)

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
Hey, something seems wrong in the way u've hyperlinked bobo's post.

It's overflowing. :silly:
[Off-topic] a.cid:
Whatsss up!!!

Sorry if I haven't been aroubd lately...

Studies :banghead:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Hey a.cid. How's you doing

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
Huh? Screenshot please.

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
Attached. Damn! Is it too small?
[Off-topic] a.cid:
Awesome...

And kinda tired...

I had 4 irl friends birthday this week. Plenty of parties and cakes and midnight surprises. Back home early from the 4th one, with nothing left in my pocket :p

Guess who had Ice Kola

and a nice big Kulfi

with it?
[Off-topic] undercover:
Oh, you mean it links to it from that space? I'll sort it out later.

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
Yup.
[Off-topic] undercover:
I was in a hurry to put it out in the open :D

World must know!

On a side note, I'm still getting 6h+ screen on time, suckers!

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
I haven't had a kulfi since i was a kid

We had a neighbour from Malaysia and we were always round there for dinner and vice versa.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
Jug! Look at that!

Wow. Unexpectedly this shot came out quite nice.

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
See, i told you it was sunny

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
Meh, tried fixing sig, doesn't work. Anyway, it's not staying there long :)

Btw, had to break into my own place today. :eek:

Wife forgot to pull the key out from inside before shutting the door.

I'm banning myself from xda up until Sunday next week once I hit 8000 posts to celebrate!

Edit no1543

Xda is boring today.

Edit no4950 ok, that was short lived... Ban from tomorrow!
[Off-topic] odetoandroid:
How???
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Loved to have seen a pic of you trying to climb in a window.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
No, I opened the door. With no damage. I'm no eastern European for nothing. :D

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Just not going to give that the satisfaction of the expected reply

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
LMAO.

Btw, your posts are scrambled today. Must have been a hard day yesterday ;)

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
I feel a bit scrambled personally

What do you mean about my posts being scrambled

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
Hard to understand. Extra words and no punctuation.

Sent from my fridge. Make:LG Model:N4
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Ahh, my heads all over the place. The new beta SwiftKey is being a pita, punctuation goes out the window when my heads all over the place

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] TonyStark R.I.P.:
boborone test
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Dare you to post it in numerous threads ;)

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] TonyStark R.I.P.:
already been done-did;)
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Yeah, the new beta sucks and you can't go back to the old one :thumbdown:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Gonna reflash and i still have the original apk somewhere

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] prototype7:
I do too, but it won't let me use it, says it's expired.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Nooooooooo, Buggrit :(

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] prototype7:
That's the only reason I updated it, I was perfectly happy with the old one.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Think I'll go back to swype until the next update

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Wow. I saw greatness on my way to work a bit ago.

Convertible Porsche...top down of course, since its 40 degrees.

Guy is wearing an Eskimo parka, gloves, scarf, beanie.....and gold, yes i said gold.....aviators. Douchebag of the year nominee.

Not awesome enough?

He was listening to Amy Winehouse at a puzzlingly high volume.

My day is complete.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
That deserves a WTF award indeed.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Some people ehh, how's you?

Was the uzip complete?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Pics or this was an hallucination caused by hypothermia :eek::eek::eek:
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Sup folks...

The network is slowly coming together...

Not sent from your phone...
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
I was driving. I swear it to be true.:p

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Really, that's taken a while. How long had it been out, i finished Vegas and all dlc ages ago. Can't remember when i completed 3 it was so long ago

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
Yeah. Only certain people on this thread are careless enough to take pictures while driving. Not pointing my finger.... :D

Sent from my fridge. Make:LG Model:N4
[Off-topic] trell959:
Why hello there.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
You wouldn't be describing a certain unnamed mod, would you?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
My Spigen Ultra Thin Air came too!!!
[Off-topic] undercover:
I can't name him. It wouldn't be fair. Although, in some circles he's known as Mother Trucking Mod. But that won't give him away, will it?

Sent from my fridge. Make:LG Model:N4
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
If we are talking about the same one wasn't he described as not to be trusted with a ball of string? :eek::eek::eek:

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
OH SNAP!!!

Hi everyone.... :D
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
You trolls should feel safe that I'm on vacations otherwise I'd ban the both of youse so fast that it will make your heads asplode!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Hey sleepy

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
No, of course not.

I believe you're describing a certain mod known for being half man, half trout. :eek:

Congratulations!

You just coined a new phrase.

Now define it. :D:D:D:p

Hi Juggles.... :)
[Off-topic] undercover:
Isn't it lovely to troll a king of trolleys.... (intended)

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
For what? :eek:

Or does the cap fit, was the description too close to the bone for you:rolleyes: no names mentioned

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
King of trolleys? :confused::eek:

If anything...for teh LULZ and my personal amusement...PROBLEM? :p:silly:
[Off-topic] undercover:
Go away! You are on vacation!

So am I as of tomorrow. Vacation from xda. Had enough of trolls, need a break. :D

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Y U NO DEFINE "make your heads asplode!!!!" ???? :rolleyes::mad:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Yup, must of touched a nerve there. :D

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] TonyStark R.I.P.:
You dis'n the native Eskimo bro
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Where'd the huskies come from? :eek:

Skinny didn't say that that guy was being attacked by huskies! :mad::rolleyes:

He should have done something about it...
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
There were nary a husky. Just an asshat in a Porsche blasting "Rehab".

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
That sounds gay.

Also, this means Tony's pic was fake... :eek::mad::mad::mad:
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Par for the course when it comes to Porsche owners.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Hi Milad.

I am so tired I could skydive.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
If I ever get to fulfil my dream of eating my way across 'merica I'll be sure to stop by for some Slayer and a keystone or whatever that stuff is that you drink. Then it's off to Texas for biscuits and gravy washed down with a Shiner black, also MTM promised me burritos. I suppose I'd better swing by the bayou and drop off a pizza at CFBs house too for teh lulz.... :rolleyes:

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] undercover:
Half-a-trout shouldn't have a problem swimming across the pond. Or at least across half a pond.

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Take them both some decent haggis

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
That would be amazing. :high five:

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
How much would y'all say a mint iPhone 4 8gig is worth?

Not sent from your phone...
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Still am. :eek:

Sounds like a lot of effort, I'd rather stowaway on a freight steamer.

You haven't lived until you've eaten haggis and black pudding on a pizza.

You might wanna warn the wife about the possibility of weird drunken semi-scotsman turning up unannounced.... :D
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
I'll give you a fiver for it, i need something to prop up the leg of a wobbly table

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] boborone:
my mom makes the absolute best biscuits and gravy
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
1 Old boy, sorry to tell you this, but steamers went out of fashion about a century ago... :p:p:p

And

2 Haggis *retch* Black pudding *double retch*

Haggis + Black pudding on a pizza?---> Somebody get me a bucket, imma puke my guts out! :(:(:eek::eek:

:p
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
PROVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!111!!!11!!!!1ONELEVEN :eek::eek::eek::eek:
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Stop making my mouth water!!! :D

I just puked! :mad:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Black pudding yummmmy drooooool

Deep fried battered Mars bar is scrumptious, first tried that in Edinburgh

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Its for.my sister.... She wants one... I was thinking 125...

Not sent from your phone...
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Yes thats about right, can get them over here for about 100.so sounds ok

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Black pudding makes me want to puke!

Deep fried Mars bars... would try atleast once...

You're confusing my appetite here, Juggles... :eek:

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Is it true what they say about the Scots?

That they'll have anything as long as it's dipped in batter and deep fried?

People on QI were joking about this...

Rob Brydon or Ronni Ancona, I think...
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Who do you think came up with the idea of battering and deep frying chocolate :rolleyes:

And your only the second person on this site to mention Qi to me, brilliant program

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] boborone:
<cough> Texas is King <cough>

http://www.bigtex.com/sft/nav/foodinformation.asp
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Ah... let's see if CTM agrees... :p

Doubt he's even reading....

And heck yeah, QI is great... informative, fun and a troll's paradise... :D
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Hah! Texas was probably still full of Native Americans and not even discovered by the Europeans when the first Scot dipped the fist piece of fish in batter and deep fried it... :p
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Nah, been around a lot longer than those dates. :rolleyes:

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Sometimes, I wish CTM will visit OT and get back to his trolling ways

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
So how is everyone?
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Sleepy.

Goodnight everyone.

I'm out.
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Did anyone of you guys hear the price of the new tablet that Panasonic is launching? Its said to be priced at 2900$ :eek:

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Sweet Dreams...

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Dafuq? What does it do?
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
For that price I'd expect it to make my morning coffee and do the laundry

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
And wipe my @$$...
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
http://mblog.gsmarena.com/panasonic-shows-off-win-8-pro-powered-toughpad-fz-g1-droid-powered-jt-b1/

Have a read.. I am talking about the FZ-G1

Though it does pack quite a bunch, its just UNREASONABLE to price it like that :eek:

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Only if it has the soft stuff

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
It has some sort of a rubber like substance in the corner if you are interested

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
It does have nice specs... But my G75 was less than that...
[Off-topic] TonyStark R.I.P.:
Let us know what it's like when you getz one:p
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Nice specs alright, but for 2900$, you can get 2-3 laptops that come with 10x better specs

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein

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"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Definitely agree... Could get one of the best Sagers for that, or build a desktop to destroy...
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Yep.You could build one that would beat the crap out of most PCs even if it were 10 year old

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] boborone:
Yea no. Dual Pent 3 850s just wouldn't hang today.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I haven't tried it yet. Will let you know shortly.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Hay

Brought to you by Captain Obvious
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Yep :rolleyes:

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/01/in-which-ars-is-allowed-to-see-but-not-touch-an-ubuntu-phone/
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Don't forget to move the weather icons to the weather folder

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I won't. Thanks

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Holy crap I'm tired. Imma go pass out nao.
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Reminds me of bartbaker's Gangnam style parody..No idea why..

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
It's true, you could deep fry a Scotsmans

own hand and he'd start chewing on it.

Careful what you wish for. :p

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] undercover:
That sig of yours is somewhat disturbing. Every time I read your posts I have a feeling you are reaching for my face. Shoo shoo

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[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Guess whose here :rolleyes: And what's with aligning your sig like a hand o.o Its creepy...
[Off-topic] boborone:
tinky, oh where art thou

[YOUTUBE]XtHLu_kRHgs[/YOUTUBE]

O.o wth
[Off-topic] Prawesome:
You mean Mr.Stinky?

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." -Gertrude Stein
[Off-topic] huggs:
heya banana mafia

:D____________:D
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
They look nice in purple (the dancers i mean)

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
You should be grateful you don't speak Russian.... omg....

"we gonna boom boom boom... i'll dip into you like a submarine..." Genius!
[Off-topic] boborone:
haha I've tried looking for the lyrics, I figured it had to be good
[Off-topic] undercover:
Ha ha ha ha ha

[YOUTUBE]j3HxznEwalI[/YOUTUBE]
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
I'd love to do that to some people

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] undercover:
[YOUTUBE]6cYOl5Uu9zY[/YOUTUBE]
[Off-topic] dexter93:
hahaha. That's awesome! I'd love to see the full lyrics :D
[Off-topic] undercover:
NO! It's too braindead!

[YOUTUBE]JEfmyiGtS9A[/YOUTUBE]

One of my fav videos of fights. This guy is incredible.

P.S. I'm not promoting violence or saying he's right or wrong, but being a MA guy myself i can appreciate good technique.
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Looks like bobo found the Russian Pitbull xD
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Well its not like he didn't give them a chance to walk away is it?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Evening Don

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] dexter93:
lmao skinny!

heya jugg

@boborone http://www.pesni.net/text/BIFFGUYZ/YA-tebya-Bum-bum-bum
[Off-topic] undercover:
THIS GUY HAS SOME BALLS!!!!

[YOUTUBE]YqaAmRER7_M[/YOUTUBE]
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
:D

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] undercover:
Last one from me today. Watch the whole thing (first 4 minutes really)

In the middle, as you probably will guess, they are concerned she's miming to a recorded audio.

Enjoy.

[YOUTUBE]ViBKEjE1h1I[/YOUTUBE]
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Ballsy or stupidity, not sure what. Good on him though

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein

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Cool, i want a Phil Collins one :D

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] boborone:
do want

haha omg that's great

I've done that

@skinny

[YOUTUBE]c39PXAr9_F8[/YOUTUBE]

Man I want the note2
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Bobo, that UI looks sweet!

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] boborone:
hahahahaha so true
[Off-topic] undercover:
Ahoy. It's been fun, see you in a weeks time. I'm taking a vacation from xda for a little bit.

Sent from my fridge. Make:LG Model:N4
[Off-topic] boborone:
bye bye sweet cheecks
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Ok, I'm back....
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Nice kip?

I'm off to find my pit to pass out in, see you all in about 9 hours or so

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] werked:
This day has been loooooooooooooooooooooooooong.... And filled with problems. Why does the town where I am have to be dry?? SMH:(
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Hi Werked. :)

Move? :confused:
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
I've updated my inverts for 4.2.1 AOSP / AOKP

[GAPPS] Flash & Go Inverts for JB 4.1.2 & 4.2.1 AOKP / AOSP ROMs

Fully tested by me on AOKP... Any issues please let me know...
[Off-topic] prototype7:
I'm starting to venture back into device forums now... you can tell because my thanks counter is slowly starting to creep up again :silly:
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Same here... but I've been picky with the questions I choose to answer...
[Off-topic] werked:
Hi BD. :) I didn't move, I'm working out of town.
[Off-topic] werked:
I'm ok. I've had a lot going on lately.... It's starting to weigh on me I think. I have a week off after tomorrow, dunno if that's a good or bad thing at this point. Down time=too much time to think.

How about you?? How have you been??
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Only applies to those of us in the US....but, still.....;)

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...will-open-up-radio-spectrum-to-improve-wi-fi/

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Yeah, I have no downtime...doesn't stop my mind from going (especially when I'm trying to sleep :crying::crying: )

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I just upgraded to Slacker premium. It's sweet. :thumbup::cool::thumbup::cool::thumbup::D
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Only one more day werked...
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Sup everyone?

Anyone wanna play some scrabble
[Off-topic] werked:
I know.... Have to admit, it will be nice not to hit the snooze button for 30 minutes for a few days.
[Off-topic] ronnie498:
Howdy mafia
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Sup Ronnie?
[Off-topic] werked:
Hiya, Ronnie. :) how r ya??

I'm debating eating some conversation hearts.... Hmmmm, they will keep me from sleeping tho. :confused:
[Off-topic] ronnie498:
Not a thing LOL

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200% sugar they will
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Nothing going on here either (for a change :thumbup::thumbup: )

How's the lovely family?
[Off-topic] ronnie498:
Doing good lil ones had to get back in the habit of going to school after Christmas break
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I bet they weren't happy about that. Even though I loved school (I was a bit of a nerd ;) ) I still hated when break ended. :p
[Off-topic] ronnie498:
They love school just rough having 2 weeks off and have to go back
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I love liquor stores that deliver! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
How's everybody? :)
[Off-topic] werked:
Good my way, just about to go mimis and dream of tamales. :o:p how r u??
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
What the heck is this?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35748767

Snowflake approved this message....
[Off-topic] boborone:
T'was the night before christmas

And all through the house

Everyone felt ****ty

Even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse

And dad smoking grass

I'd just settled down

For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn

I heard such a clatter

I sprung from my piece

To see what's the matter

Then out on the lawn

I saw a big ****

I knew in a moment

It must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell

I knew in a moment

The old ****er fell

He filled all our stockings

With pretzels and beer

And a big rubber ****

For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney

With a thuderous fart

The son of a *****

Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight

Piss on you all

And have a good night!