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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm to myself yesterday*

Was standing under the carport texting.. I kept seeing bugs fly past.. Didn't pay it no mind.. I get done texting and see two big ass bees floating around my head.. I was like oh hell naww (allergic to bees) and started to turn around to walk fast and forgot I just put the trash cans there, knocked them over.. Trash all on the ground.. Bees still following me I kept going down the drive way like them trash cans didn't exist until they stopped following me.. When everything wasdone it looked like all hell broke loose with the the trash everywhere behind me.. I'm like phew nobody seen me :sly::sly: until I spotted these two girls I knew in the Window laughing :rolleyes:.. I think that damn olive oil I had in my beard attracted them bees

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Why did you have olive oil in your beard?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
It wasn't like a pure olive oil mixture.. It was a lotion that had olive oil in it has an ingredient.. But to moisturize it.. Drys out bad when it's cold

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I had to trim mine the other day kids got gum in it and it got all tangled in to where I couldn't get it loose for sh*t. I had goop off, orange oil, baby oil, turpentine all kinds of crap in it trying to get the gum loose. After about 4 hours I got the scissors and clippers out and set up the bathroom barbershop .

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Damn that sucks.. Well yours grow quick so you have no issues really.. Mines grow slow. And having a 1 year and 6 months invested Idk what Idk what I would do if that happened :what: I'm so paranoid now a days I don't even go to to barber shop anymore.. When I was 15 the barber accidentally took a chunk out my beard.. Now a days I use a straight razor and scissors for shaping up and gettjng wild hairs .. Less room for error for me

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Ahhh, never let mine get longer than 3 or 4 inches (senior picture when I was in high school, just to piss my parents off lol) now I keep it trimmed... I'm a chef, kinda have to.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
Here is a facepalm for my employer: I work in a calibration lab and we were having problems with the lab master. The manager had another guy help him tear it apart and replace the laser. They were having problems getting it to work after putting it together. So, he brings me in and shows me how the air bearings are leaking and the prisms don't line up at all, then says, "give it a shot and see what you can do". With no procedure or schematics, I fix the air bearing, troubleshoot arm and prism placement and get it sort of working. I can get good measurements with it sometimes but others it will jump 20 microinches off.

Facepalm to my boss for not calling the manufacturer service people out to start with.

And double facepalm on me for getting it close enough to working that he doesn't think that he needs to call them out.

An extra facepalm for me for a long post that no one should care about.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
Sometimes you just gotta vent. And those times doing it (somewhat) anonymously helps.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] ideseth:
I'm a Cal tech too. More of an electrical/microwave guy though, I'll ask at work about that though
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
A facepalm for a PT Cruiser with flames... We already know you're flaming, you drive a PT Cruiser lmao
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Lmao. I've only seen one PT cruiser that actually made me turn my head and look again. It was chopped and modded like an old hotrod and had the front end all cut up with a big ass 440 in it. I was like :eek: that used to be a PT loser:confused:

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I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
The pt cruiser was actually a pretty successful car for chrysler when it first came out. People were paying way over sticker price and they had unique styling verses anything else that was available. The turbocharged models had very good performance and the convertible model was one of the best made converts out there. No it ain't no red neck 'shine runner but still kind of a neat car.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
The pt cruiser was a dodge neon chassis and engine with a "retro" styled frame and body. It suffered severly from the body design since the wheelbase made it become top heavy. They roll really easy if you hit a corner too fast or too sharp. It was only really successful at launch amd then everyone found out it was a PoS and stopped wasting their money on it.

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I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
per wikipedia..In 2001 Car and Driver acknowledged the PT Cruiser on its Ten Best list and the PT Cruiser also won the North American Car of the Year.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Lol @ wikipedia as a source. I can go edit wiki to say I was the king of england, doesn't make it true. Like I said the first year was the only year anyone said anything positive about the PT after that it had one of the lowest safety ratings of all of dodge/chryslers lineup.

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I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
Both of those car of the year facts are indeed true, if one wants to do a little research. Yes, there are safer cars, and there are more dangerous cars. It had and still has a strong following.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mkfryan:
Like the new signature
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Thanks! It's an old one I had that used to be red black and grey and I ran an xray filter over it cuz I managed to slide it slightly to the left and leave a big white vertical bar on the right edge. :rolleyes: it was bugging the crap outta me so I just filtered it on my phone cuz I'm lazy.

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I like to break stuff! :D

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No one cares, this isn't a pt cruiser forum so why are you so concerned who likes the stupid car? Or are you just looking to debate any and everything like you always do?

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I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
: self facepalm: The epic of epic..

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..makes account on xda to post an issue looking for help.. doesnt get answer that justifies hating phone.. throws temper tantrum..

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Indeed! There's a whole thread that's practically dedicated to it, so I'm used to it. ;)

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=28513684

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Pyrotoast:
Samsung Facepalm

Just gonna leave this right here... I think it more than qualifies... (Samsung, not the guy who figured this out)

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35469999#post35469999

EDIT: I can confirm this works on our device. I unrooted. I used root checker to be sure. I then used Chainfire's apk for the exploit and boom I was rooted. I used root checker again to verify.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
So, I'll just post my "Wow" here so garyd9 doesn't have to clean that thread..

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
That :facepalm: ranks up there with the emmc bug! WOW!

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] evo3d6:
Ok I flashed a new rom today left the kernel and modem the same and let me tell you my data speeds have increased and I get 4bars where I got no signal before next im going to try to change the prl and see if it will get better thanks for making this rom
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I refuse tho thank those people

Sent from my hand to your eyes!

Samsung: Intercept, Galaxy S2, Galaxy S3, Galaxy Note 2, Nexus10

HTC: EVO4g, EVO 3d

LG: Optimus G, Nexus 4

Asus: Nexus7

Motorola: Photon

Amazon: Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD

We are legion, for we are many!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SAShady:
Did you know you can get 10x faster data speeds by disabling Sprint proxies!?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] krisI0N:
Its all good, play. Here :]
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Exactly what I thought after reading the thread. "wait a minute, this maybe its what was used to hack into Phaker's phone OMG they are quick" :sly:

(insert paranoid meme here)

-this is serious $h!t
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] calisro:
Hey guys. I flashed the new JB leak and I removed all the Sprint bloat and some other things but when I rebooted I'm stuck at the samsung logo. Do you think its because my battery is bad?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I have literally seen this one multiple times in different device forums.

*This is just a general statement, not an actual quote*

'I didn't have time to read the OP. Now I am bootlooping and this is the devs fault. I am going to get you banned for this.'

I can't even imagine a facepalm that is epic enough for this.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
Filler posts to beat the 10 count minimum before opening a new thread.

Then user posts a "Help! <something mundane already answered multiple times>" thread.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
I have this small issue where my e-mail notification is not working on the latest jb leak. I am a very busy man and don't have time to read. I am willing to pay 100$ for someone to fix the issue. Pm me your info pretty please!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
I'm all for getting bounties for the Team - we could use it for new devices!

Guess I should have read which thread this was on before sending you a PM. :facepalm:

Even worse since

I'm the OP!

Need an Epic Fail demotivational image please!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
I'm just gonna quote this as one of the most ironic face palms to date lmao.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
I deserve it for reading during work time...

At least Karma wasn't as unforgiving as she's been on other days.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
All in good fun. Every one needs a good laugh haha :silly:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
I will send you a fix upon deposit.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
"I went back to ios. Android is just too confusing."

I wanted to slap my friend in his face when he told me this.

___________________________________

TeAm VeNuM: No boundaries no Limits

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
Sales

The manufacturer's suggested retail price for the 2010 PT Cruiser is $18,275, as listed on the Chrysler website. During its decade on the market, more than 1.5 million PT Cruisers were sold, reports USA Today, and the automaker sold nearly 100,000 of them per year for seven years straight. In 2009, however, sales dipped to half that number, and in the first six months of 2010, just 8,591 were sold.

Versatile Design

The five-seat PT Cruiser has 76 cubic feet of interior volume to configure in numerous ways. The back three seats fold down or they can be removed completely, revealing a flat floor. The front passenger seat folds forward, too, enabling a person to haul an 8-foot ladder.

Awards and Legacy

In 2001, PT Cruiser won the North American Car of the Year award at the Detroit auto show and Motor Trend's Car of the Year, among many other awards. Fans loved this car so much, that General Motors recruited its designer, Bryan Nesbitt, to build it a similar vehicle, which became the Chevy HHR.

Sorry just pointing out facts verses opinions. I will leave the old boys club area now.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
All of this doesn't matter because it looks friggin dumb. I would never drive a P(enis)T(ouching) Cruiser, all I was saying is that it's dumb to put flames on a wannabe minivan. One of the best convertibles out there? Ha! Wow, never thought that comment would get debated. SMH.:rolleyes:

Just for the record, Lady Gaga has won a bunch of awards too, doesn't mean she's talented... Just saying.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
:eek::confused::silly:Awkward..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Guess now I understand why divorced women drive those cars. Because the want to PT hahaha.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
facepalm Lady Gaga has no talent....:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
She's pretty good at looking scary lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
I don't like the PT Cruiser, but the facts and figures don't lie. I'd still facepalm any guy I saw driving one.

I drive a car that I hate the look of, (2006 Scion XB) but I get a pass. I'm in a band, and I can load a ton of equipment in it, and the car keeps it out of the elements, while still getting the great gas mileage that keeps it a daily driver. Function over form.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Self facepalm, just walked outside to smoke some herbage and there's like 30 cops in my neighbors yard. I turned around and went out the back quicker than hell. :sly:

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Had a similar experience once except before I reached the door a cop was knocking on it. (Court notice) Scared the living crap out of me.

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So you drive a shoe box? That's what they look like to me lol... And it was a guy driving the PT Cruiser... With flames, like that makes it OK.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Soon as I'm done burning this blunt I'm gonna go be nosy and see if I can find out why there's 30+ cops, a CSU and a meat wagon over there. Idiots probably shot someone, these are the same neighbors that have shot my house in the past.

And yeah this isn't the first time I've either been smoking, about to smoke or just finished smoking and bacon shows up and tries to give me a coronary. Wonder if I could sue em if I actually had a heart attack :confused::sly:

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I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Damn Evil. That's crazy. You have bad neighbors
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Buncha shroom tea drinking redneck kid's (late teens early 20's range). They always do something stupid at least once a day. :rolleyes: They're the closest ones to my property everyone else is across the road or separated by several hundred yards of woods. These idiots live straight across the palmetto field out in front of my house.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
I hope to work my way over to the electronics side eventually, but I have to put in my time on the mechanical side first.

The Labmaster is made by Pratt and Whitney. Here is a pic. Complete set up info for it seems hard to find.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Facepalm. Some guy stole my phone. When I confronted him he threw it on the ground and ran like a girl.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
I would've chased him and b#tch slapped him for running then beat his a** for taking the phone.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
The great thing about having a rooted phone, I hide little signatures all over the place so if somebody steals it they won't be able to deny... plus with Where's My Droid, I can track that MoFo down.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
I did track him. I used seekdroid
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
:selffacepalm:

Why haven't I known about Solid Explorer until now?? (Thanks Crawrj. Excellent app)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Link?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pl.solidexplorer

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] ideseth:
PM sent to keep thread clean.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jdsingle76:
Sweet app...haven't played with it you much. But smooth interface. Does it function like root explorer?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
And more. I'm still learning what it can do/not do but I haven't found a reason not to like it or complain. It's just easier to navigate with the ui.

Check out the menu items!

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Did you check out new ES File Explorer? It's free and new UI (It's the best AIO Explorer in my opinion.)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
I absolutely will.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
I :facepalm: them for burying the FTP utility so deeply. It's something I use often since I have my own FTP server, unlike the cloud storage option. If they would allow you to tailor your home screens to your liking, I'd be behind it. So far, I haven't found that option.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
http://www.howardforums.com/showthread.php?p=15120416

Lolol.. The guy who works for sprint, johann. :o
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
:Facepalm: the company I work for.

They recently changed the break policy so that they can't be hit with any kind of discrimination suit (:facepalm: for that also) and have given us a smoking area. Upon receipt of the smokers pole, they started putting it together and said that it needs to be emptied daily, as per the instructions on the pole.

I made the comment that they're counting on people to actually read the instructions, to which he replied "well, we just have to do the responsible, adult thing and take care of it, or we'll go back to no smoking area" then turns to another employee and says "I bet that even if you leaned back and put your junk in here, it wouldn't reach the other side"

:what:

So much for responsible, adult...

Slithering from the nether regions of a twisted mind and tarnished soul
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
"I know this isn't the right thread to post this completely unrelated question, but f**k the rules, I am going to do it anyways."

I hate when people do that s**t.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mjs2011:
This isn't an eta but when will you be updating your rom?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Just checking the status, ya know? Jeesh.. :p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] nitro_c4:
Maybe this is what you need. Settings > window settings > set default windows > from there select FTP.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Sad thing is I have seen that exact sentence like 10 times at least. And I just cringe every time. Do they know how stupid that sounds? One of them I just replied "NO"... they replied with question marks.. I replied with laughter. The end. Moral: don't play leapfrog with unicorns!

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On my JellyBelly thread on the EVO Shift, the XDA app says it has 1k comments and 7 views.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Facepalm, my dog ran off today back into the woods. I chased him down to a new house construction about a mile and half behind the house. He bolted back towards the house as soon as I crossed the construction site so I turned to give chase. Sandy ground slips under my left foot and my foot goes into a hole. I bust my face in the dirt. I get up, left ankle now swelling from spraining it, and start to run again. About 50 steps ahead theres a bunch of 2x4s and 2x6s laying around so I prepare to jump over them. Just as I go to jup the first pile BAM! Step on a buried 2x4 with a nail sticking up. Luckily the sole of my shoe caught most of the nail so it only gave me a small puncture and didn't stick all the way thru my foot, but the nail didn't release from my shoe and I fell flat on my face again, this time about 3" from another nail sticking right in my head. I got up and walked around the rest of the wood piles after that.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
If I was rich, I'd have a camera crew follow you around 24/7 and I'd get richer..

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Haha for sure
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Lol about the time I hit the ground the 2nd time I was wishing I'd worn my steel toe/sole plate combat boots instead of running shoes. I didn't even know they were building this monstrosity of a house back there either. The foundation was gigantic probably 50x30 yards or so, and the house is 3 stroies. Big ass house to be alone in the middle of the woods.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Its mine:p

Slithering from the nether regions of a twisted mind and tarnished soul
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Its a shi*ty location cuz if I fire high over the backstop on my range the top floor is lined up to get hit. Guess I need to order some more concrete and add another level up top.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Tell them to use kevlar drywall lol;)

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Probably be better off using 1/2" steel plating some of my large cal rifles would punch right thru kevlar lol.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
I get the feeling the FBI, NSA, Home land, and the CIA monitor us for possible domestic terrorist activity.... We got folks here with guns and explosives.. We got possible rapist(s) here... Some of us pirating/warez participates.. Some of us refuse to keep our pants on... :D <3
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
The last part is the scariest.. that's what worries me.. :what::eek:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Lol the FBI already monitors me. I gotta turn in fingerprints every 18 months to keep my FFL/EO permits. Every 6 months I have to hand over sales sheets to the local field office too. Not too bad but it is a pain in the ass. Luckily I've known the field agent at out local office since I was about 17 so it's always friendly. I have had to deal with some agents that are complete jerkoffs, that's never any fun.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
Do those new agents ever come off as the harassing/threatening type you see on shows like burn notice? :o

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Lmao! The rapist part scares me more
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
They try to be intimidating sometimes. I usually just laugh at them, or offer to take em to the tac range and see who scores higher. Usually tho they are fairly nice since I'm just keeping up with my licensing and not being looked at for doing something wrong. The worst I've had to deal with was when some explosives in a shipment I received turned out to have been stolen at some point. They had been recovered and cleared for resale but someone fu*ked up some paperwork which caused a huge headache for me and the distributor I got them from. Was about 9 months before I could actually do anything with them except keep them locked up in the cage.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm to myself* I need to start getting some sleep...

I asked my girlfriend to handle some paperwork for me.. She asked me my credit card number.. I just started rambling about the most random **** while I was half sleep lol. All I remember saying when she asked me that was "the last two months I went to the store" I then realized what I was saying and was like wtf does that have to do with my credit card number :sly:

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
I feel you bro, most mornings I don't even remember the 30 mile drive into work...

I'm just there all of a sudden:eek:

Slithering from the nether regions of a twisted mind and tarnished soul