yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
Trying to help a user connect their note 2 to odin, they've tried "everything"

Told then to reinstall drivers blah blah blah and after doing this they got it to work.

" 1. Open Odin

2. Put my phone into Odin mode

3. Connect phone to PC.

4. The comport then populated."

What the ell did you do before you tried that? How else would you connect a phone to odin?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Prob forgot to go into download mode. One night when i was drunk my battery died and I thought I bricked my phone cuz it wouldnt do sh*t. Then I realized I needed a charger :rolleyes:

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Xparent ICS Tapatalk 2
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] FC809:
Lol I hope to never get that drunk. Yet I was kind of doing that yesterday. Kept hitting the power button to turn on my phone forgetting that it was dead. I had a few drinks.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Too much bourbon and not enough food lol

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Xparent ICS Tapatalk 2
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
Seriously. Bourbon/whiskey on an empty stomach will make me one cheap date.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Bathroom is on the left;)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
I'll be back in 10 for crackers...

Haha in my 21st bday my sister wanted to get me obliterated but I had work. I rushed through work and didn't think to eat and left at 8 to get a few pre-bar drinks in me. A half pint of good olé Jim and I was in there for a little bit.. I felt ashamed having grown up in a bar with my father as the owner and couldn't drink a little bourbon bahaha. Pack of saltines and I was back at it though.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
I have about half a dozen people that pm me weekly instead of posting on the forums. Two are particularly bad. They both have 9 posts or less and continually give me "suggestions" and "fixes" for problems with BK. They are usually wrong. They are then followed by " I don't have enough posts yet, can you post this in dev for me" or "can you pass this along to Ruj"

They aren't only infecting the dev threads.

Hell, I only wrote a faq. God help the devs for what goes on behind the scenes.

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My personal favorite facepalm moment was the guy who was posting repeatedly on at least 4 different threads that you could fix issues with the ROM updater in BK by installing ROM manager and using it to install cwm over the Kuban kernel.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] patrao_n:
Lmao ravaged. I have a couple of those people too. Facepalms all around, im buying :beer:

sent from MY BAD A$$ ET4G
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
I also face palmed after every single mention of the task manager bug.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
Did you know the task manager bug is still present? Samsung just covered it up in JB.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
BTW its fixed on ICS FL24
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
And I still don't care.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
Oh really? About time... now cob can be happy.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
LMAO :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
Where is cob anyways lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
He's online....
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] evo3d6:
My own favorite: Im just wondering. ... can someone test for me?

Just one more new reply or new thread HEY New Update (just an example not to throw anyone under the bus) HEY EVERYONE WE GOT A NEW LEAK A FEW MINUTES AGO.

First post yes it came out three days ago....
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
In order to answer your question (oh hey look a squirrel) I have to say that you should (I really need to eat something, I'm hungry) check out this link that I can't post (why can't I just help someone!) But anyway, Google three little words.

When the whole post could have been - "Google Fred's dog washing" ......

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Xparent Skyblue Tapatalk 2
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Epic Facepalm

When someone get caught in the act stealing work of others. Again!!!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
:self facepalm:

Go to store to look at cases for N2 with phone in jacket pocket.

Bend over, phone falls out of pocket

Blurt expletive as phone and battery cover separate..

Look up..

Lil old lady giving me the look of shame..

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Xparent Skyblue Tapatalk 2
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Did she have an iPhone?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Was at the grocery store earlier

And this girl was trying to be cool and put her shades on before she gets out the door. (wasn't even near the door really)

She proceeds to strut with confidence right into the glass window instead of a couple of inches over through the glass door.. And then kept walking like nothing happened..That's didn't help the situation at all lol

*face palm*.. Poor window :o

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
LOL I needed that laugh:D:cool:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I probably can't tell my latest walmart facepalm here, but Miguel heard all about it. It was a big time facepalm on the other chuckleheads part :rolleyes::banghead::cool::D:what:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Now that was the King of all face palms! Lol

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Tells us!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
+1. Just use radio dj terms..;)

Sent from my GN2 or E4GT
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Some dude in the walmart parking lot was talking ish about my 2 year olds skin color using vulgar/racial terms. He started to say he was gonna kick my ass, so mid sentence I jammed 2 fingers into his throat and dropped him like a brick. Then his woman picked him up and started beating him with her purse and kicking him in his ass all the way back to their car yelling "I told you that big mothereffer was gonna hear you and come hurt you, stupid eff" him getting beat by her worse than me cuz he embarrassed her was hilarious. And walmart was packed, this happened in front of like 60 people who all heard what he was saying, and a group of younger black guys started cheering "stomp his redneck face" over and over. My wife asked me wtf happened cuz I didn't say a word the entire time. I just shrugged and said he wouldn't shut up about scooter so I poked him in the throat and MADE him shut up ;) can't put what he was saying on here but you can figure it out its related to black peoples skin color and my love of them and my kid appearing mixed. :rolleyes::banghead: I can guarantee hes still hurting tho, prob hurts to talk let alone swallow or eat

He should really count his blessings I only used 2 fingers and didn't punch him in his throat. If id punched him he wouldn't have been getting up on his own.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Sucks that crap like that happens but also the way you handled it seems appropriate when it could have turned out much worse. Rage is a funny thing sometimes but sounds like you just saw the ignorance.

Kudos to you, sir. :beer:

Sent from my GN2 or E4GT
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Kudos to you for using some restraint, but still taking care of business. As for the "younger black guys," they're no better than him, IMHO. He probably deserved a little more of a beating, (especially for running his mouth about a child) but carrying on with more racial epithets just fuels the problem.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Ehh if he was just talking about me I woulda ignored him. But my kids man don't say or do anything to my kids I'm not liable if I kill you :mad: that **** just really gets my blood pressure thru the roof. You would think most people would know better than to talk about ppls kids. Especially some random guys kids when the guy is 6'7" 225lbs and perpetually looks like he wants to hurt someone. I mean seriously you're just asking to be punched in the mouth.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
You just stated my life's philosophy, LOL!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Lol. Yea you can talk ish to me and eff with me all day long. Start in on my family/friends or someone smaller/weaker and I get defensive and decide "hey you wanna pick on someone, try that crap on me" I like pain so go ahead and hit me I'm just gonna laugh in your face before I get pissed and break it.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
My friend i do wish racism would go away in this world, it's something that is destroying us. But please be careful in your actions. More than anything else that child needs both parents to be there to love and care for him/her. You never know who might pull out some type of weapon and remove you from that child's life. Please be cautious. I believe we just celebrated the life of the Great Dr. Martin Luther King on Monday. I do not think he was a fan of violence.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I'm not worried about some punk with a weapon. I'm actually trained in CQC, H2H, and tactical firearms and I train regularly.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
No reply that violence is a bad thing?:confused:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Violence is a necessary part of defense. You can't live your life afraid to use violence to protect yourself or your loved ones. There's an old latin saying: Si vis pacem, parabellum; if you want peace, prepare for war. Sometimes it is necessary to meet force with equal or greater force.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
If you'd like to come out of the conflict the victor, you usually need to use greater force. At some point, you have to fight for what you believe in rather than sit on the sidelines as a commentator.

I'll avoid a violent confrontation as much as I can, but there comes a point where it's a necessity.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
LOL thats my sig :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Its a common mantra in the Marine Corps spec ops units as well. And its true if you prepare for war typically you will have peace just because any potential aggressor knows you are ready to annihilate them if they try to attack you. It came about during the roman empire. Build your army as a deterrent.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
So how many years did you guys serve in the military and what branch?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Who said they were military? :facepalm:

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ma$etas:
you one bad motha!!!!!

I am the same way , you could say whatever about me , might even laugh if you say a joke about me and its actually funny but once you say something about my lil one , or rest of the family thats a whole different thing your gonna regret every single word you said.

violence is not the answer as other say but sometimes its the only way to shut up people or stop them from doing harm to your love ones.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Marine. 8+ And no, I wasn't a pouge. 1/2 the entire time.

(Thats 1st Battalion, 2d Marines for those the that see it as half.. smh)

Sent from my GN2 or E4GT
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I really feel like a noob at life compared to your guys *self face palm*lol

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
I really feel old compared to y'all.. :p:D:beer:

Sent from my GN2 or E4GT
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I wasn't in the military since I failed my physical due to asthma and bad eyesight. My dad, both my grandfathers and both my uncles were tho. I grew up learning the same stuff they did. My dads little brother is an active duty Navy SEAL, my dads retired Force Recon and my moms brother is currently in Afghanistan as part of a spec ops detachment with CIA field ops. I train every week with 2 SWAT officers that I'm friends with. I've been training H2H since I was old enough to walk and with weapons since I was about 7. I also hold a Class 3 FFL and my CCW.

I like to break stuff! :D

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Lol I knew what u meant as soon as I saw it. I grew up having that **** drilled into my head. It was like growing up for 18yrs in Marine Basic

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Whatever! Go push some papers ya boot pogue! ;)

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Lol. Yes sir.

Sent from my GN2 or E4GT
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
I give thanks to those who also spent time serving our country. Army National Guard 9 years, 82 Charlie, Field Artillery Surveyor, in the days before fancy electronics.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Just got my son a month ago. I am ready to fight for him, kill and die for him and his mom. It's fine to talk ish about me, but bring my family into it, you pay for it.

Btw, Army 4 years. 709th MP BN.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Yea when it comes to my family I'm like an over protective animal, I have no problem latching on amd ripping pieces off of you to stop you from harming them. Hell if I have too I'll rip your throat out with my teeth like a pitbull. Break my arms and legs, if I'm not dead I'll find a way to fork up your day, I'll use my dying breath to find a way to end you.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
I think pretty much all dads feel the same way
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Epic facepalm

This is somewhat hilarious. This came from the android discussion mailinglist and he send it to me.

Coryat is the developer of RadarNow.----------

Forwarded message ----------From: "John Coryat" Date:*Jan 25, 2013 1:14 PMSubject: [android-discuss] This user takes the cake!To: Cc:eek:k, I got my first threat of a lawsuit from a user*today.

>> He had a minor issue, used the wrong email address to contact me, which he> eventually figured it out. After trying to help him, he got belligerent and I issued a refund. For that, he's threatening to sue me. What is it with someone who pays $2.99 for a mobile application that they think gives them the right to demand anything besides a refund? You'd think with all the alphabet soup after his name, he'd have enough smarts to figure this out.

>> *Randy:>>

Did I ask you to cancel my order & issue a refund, thus reverting the app on my phone to a “Free” version? No I didn’t. Furthermore, I’m reviewing the EULA as I type, & at first glance (will rescind if I determine otherwise), your action has violated the Terms and Conditions under Section 6, Termination.

*> *Me:>> "As a Premium member I deserve an answer. Repeat, this is my third attempt at reaching out. Past attempts have gone unanswered to date, & I find this unacceptable." Statements like this will get an immediate refund.

In the EULA, under "Miscellaneous" item #6:>> The Company reserves the right to terminate access to servers from any application for any reason without notice.

>> Perhaps it's time for you to find another radar application. Obviously, you are not happy. I recommend "WeatherBug" or "Weather Channel" as to excellent choices. Good luck.

*> *Randy:>>

Sorry John, but you have crossed a fine line. Regardless of whether I would want to continue to use the app is obviously my choice. Your interpretation & subsequent action under Section 10, Item 6, “Miscellaneous” is subject to broad interpretation by any State or Federal court, and I will take any and all necessary actions to pursue an injunction.>>

Please provide me with the full contact information of the legal contact> for USNaviguide LLC (or if you represent yourself as the owner) at your earliest convenience. Regards,>> Thomas R. (Randy) Dunson, MBA PMP

*> *Me:>> USNaviguide LLC can issue a refund and ban anyone from using our application that we see fit, for any reason. Go hire a lawyer. Go waste your money and time. I can just hear the laughter emanating: "So you want to sue a company that issued you a $2.99 refund because you're being belligerent? Sir, I don't think you have much of a case but for a $10,000 retainer, we'll look into it.

">> This is my official response:>> "Go fly a kite." You are banned. Find another application, find something better to do and get a friggin life for Christ's sake.

*> *Randy's last comment:>> Thanks for making an ancillary case for me by slandering me below by the statements under “This is my official response:” below.>> My attorney is copied on this email.>> Regards,>> Thomas R. (Randy) Dunson, MBA PMP> *>>* -

Kinda long but stupid people...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Seriously bluez? That "Randy" character actually has a degree which gives him a title beyond Thomas R. (Randy) Duncecap (Dunson). And its a effing MBA? No wonder the business world is so forked up these days, they'll give any jackhold a degree for the right price. I bet his GPA was a 1.1 and he spent his entire time in college doing body shots and paddling the pledges at his frat house

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Delusional and stupid people. No perspective of things.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Tell me about it. I deal with sue happy jerks like him daily. They start with "I'm gonna sue..." I hand em the number for our legal dept and say tell the attorneys I'm sure they need a good laugh today.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
I have license to kill... :sly:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] rdavis429:
I have a license to ill...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Bestie boys.. was going for the video but you beat me to it.

Sent from my GN2 or E4GT
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] sniper:
That reminded me of Monty Python's black knight...

"tis only a flesh wound" :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690&feature=youtube_gdata_player

LightWeight ? PACman ? PA
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Most recent facepalm . Op: ROM will take a while to upload be patient.

User: Why don't you post it already you're taking too long.

Me: Really?:screwy:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
I'm waiting for the ROM to upload it so I can kang it.

Guess what guys? Version 0.4 is up!

It's exactly the same as xxxxxxxx except I removed 2 apks and added my own ugly wallpaper and packaged a known bad recovery. This is gonna be the best ROM you've ever seen!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] robrooter:
I read that and laughed so hard I tear'd up. Good one Pheonix. I needed a good laugh to night and that post delivered

A beer or three for you :beer::beer::beer:

E4GT on Blu Kuban FI27, running XDA app.

"This is the Droid I have been looking for!"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
I'll try to make this as vague as possible, but to keep it facepalm worthy, I have to provide some specific info.

The {app that easily gains root permissions across multiple but specific Samsung devices on multiple but specific OS} is failing to gain root giving me error msg "{xxxx}." Please advise when solved.

:facepalm:

No phone info, no OS info, can't help you. Not sorry.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
The Peel P45..

'Nuff said.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm* when people come into Aosp /CM threads and post stuff like

"Omg I wish so and so worked"

"this is not working, I need blue tooth streaming and blah blah blah blah for every day use, going to my previous rom until it's more stable"

Just stay away.. Far Away.. And stop cluttering the damn thread

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Right there with you man. It pisses me off a lot. Does the spen work with this ROM? Damn feel like....... Well you know.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Lol.. That was awesome.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
This ROM/Leak has XXXX issues. I'm going to XXXX ROM.

:facepalm:

Cool story, bro! We were all so concerned about what your next move would be! Glad you shared!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Xxxx feature works on xxxx phone, why doesn't it work when I push the apk?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Huge face palm

I called sprint and this is how the conversation went

Her:how may I help you

Me: hello, my data has been terrible lately and I'd like to know what's going on

Her: *collects account information*...minutes later :yes I see towers have been down but we are working on it

Me: hmmmm I see

Her. You should try updating your prl and profile in the mean time

Me: *thinking* help me jesus, she can't be serious

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Hey surprisingly that actually works lol. When they drop towers offline for maintenance your signal sucks til you update profile and refresh the network data between your phone and tower to improve communication. Everytime my data sh!ts the bed I update profile and bam it jumps right back up lol. The profile is all of your account info used for network handshakes and when a tower is dropped it rebuilds its network profile data on their side which makes your device profile appear corrupted to the tower during handshake so it will only allow 1x to connect and 3g is iffy due to the tower not being able to verify auth on their end :p

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Ahhh that makes since lol.. I just thought she was being a smartass when she said that lol.. In my mind I was like how is that going to help for a tower that is sucking from jump street

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Pointed out to some dumbass that he was being a dumbass and told him he should go be a dumbass in another thread instead of just ignoring him and posting about him here.

:self facepalm:

I should know better than that! It only encourages more dumbassery!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
OMG that's what I wanna say too! Or when people post issues that are in the OP... This doesn't work or this FCs, if you bothered to read the OP you could have taken my word for it... I did test the ROM before I posted it. How are you gonna download and install something without reading the OP?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] sniper:
Or when people quote the op...

Or when people forget about libs :rolleyes: :p haha

BlackBean ? LightWeight ? PACman ? PA ? RootBox
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Yeah I always hated that, and they always quote the whole thing
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
I would quote chunks of the OP for people who asked dumb questions, now I just use a link hidden in BB CODE, LOL!

Example: That was discussed a while ago. Here's a link to the answer! Make sure you read it all the way through. Hope that helps!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] emottau:
Facepalm

Can't I just change the ESN?

I found a new bug in the new CM release! I can't get the dial codes to work so i can't update my prl. Can anyone confirm?

I flashed it that way because thats how we did it on my (previous) phone and it worked great! Now I'm bricked....

I think I'm bricked. I can only get into download mode.

Oops. My bad, it wasn't plugged in.

(After 6 pages of failed solutions by devs with better things to do...)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I keep getting a message com.xxxx.xxxx stopped, am I bricked? SMFH no but you're about as smart as one :rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Red Devil:
Where is the app drawer( in miui) ?

Without control panel I.e.

Xyz user app doesn't work in a Rom..

Rom isn't " stable "
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Had a funny face palm a night or so ago

I was visiting this girls house.. Was watching a movie with her.. I dozed off.. And I was dreaming I was flashing my phone..

I woke up and caught myself in my sleep saying "back it up.. Back it up".. I proceed to look up at her when I wake up and I literally got this face - O_o

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
:FacePalm: