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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
That's the one I'm dealing with right now... trying to upload my new ROM dang it.:banghead:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
I have to add this.. Damn near spit out my mt. dew.. :D

"When you clicked on the forums did you see on the top it said "Epic 4G Touch General"? Son, that means this is not the Q&A forums and you cannot post questions here."

Blahahahah!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
LOL
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Why don't these roms work on my epic 4g (sph-d700)?

Cuz this is the Epic 4G Touch forums

I know! My epic has 4g and a touch screen!

:rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
This one drives me nuts - so figured I'd vent it here.

My daily drive to work involves taking the little one to daycare. Anyone around the area probably knows Schaumburg and Woodfield Mall area. Babysitter lives in an area requiring me to go up there.

There's a few ways, the easiest is an expressway to the exit. This particular exit has a separate lane added after the previous "on" ramp and then gives another lane for a total of 2 exit only lanes over a mile out from the exit. Yet... every morning.... impatient folks don't want to wait in line and drive in the third-from-right lane right up to the exit and then try to cut in.

Good side is I get a daily test of jamming the brakes. I even slow traffic down behind me now to avoid an accident. But if you're one of those drivers - and doesn't have to be

that

particular place either - be advised that I have zero sympathy for your actions. What you do endangers a lot of people - unfortunately I doubt they'll get the message until they quite literally get it from behind.

And if you jump out of the line just to go back in - I reserve the right to honk and refuse to let you back in. Figure it's still nicer than LMAO if you actually are on the side in a trashed car.

/rant
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
When people do that to me, try and ride up the other lane and jump in front of everyone, I just ride bumper to bumper with the car in front of me and refuse to let em over. And while they honk amd scream and yell I get my kids to help me point and laugh at them. I always feel successful when no one lets them in and we force them past the exit so they have to go out of their way for being an impatient ****

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
I had some guy last week honking at me cause I was in the fast lane and driving at about 50mph. He then decided to cut in front of me and flick me off. What he didn't realize was that there was a car in front of me braking which was why I was going so slow, so when he cut me off he crashed into the back of that guy and I simply moved lanes. He was one of those guys with shades an all white and black Landover. You know those douches. Now his car is wrecked and I'm happy :)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I had that happen to me 2 years ago. Only the douche that cut me off side swiped the front of my car and ran me into a guardrail and drove off. All cuz I didnt wanna hit the brand new BMW with the window sticker still on it that was in front of me :rolleyes: I saw the guy like 3 hours later at an applebees, he was probably pissed off when he came out from dinner and found all 5 of his 26" tires cut up, the 4 on the wheels and his spare mounted on the lift gate of his suburban :D

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
That is incredible!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Hell I figured my Lancer was only worth about $2500 but replacing 5 26" low pro tires would cost him around $4k, since he didn't wanna stick around and left me with a totalled car I figured it made us even. I tried to wait around so I could watch his reaction but after about an hour I got bored and left. A 10" KA-BAR cuts thru steel belted tires like butter. I sliced the sidewalls all the way around in a circle. I always hoped he was drunk enough he wouldn't notice and drove off on his rims and shredded them up too. I know, I know, I'm an asshole. Oh well, hes lucky I didn't stick a rag in his gas tank and turn his suburban into a molitave cocktail.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Sometimes if you are new to the area, you may not know all the exits and realize it too late that the backed up lane is for the exit. So me being super nice, I let them in.. Benefit of doubt..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Down here the exits are marked a minimum of 1 mile in advance with diagrams of the lanes lol. Most are marked out 2 miles ahead or so. If you can't figure out where the exit is here you shouldn't be driving. They mark em like that cuz the average age here in florida is about 1000. They have to accommodate all the senile old farts that think they should still be allowed to drive a freaking land yacht when they're pressed up against the steering wheel and still looking thru it instead of over it. Personally I think after age 70 you should be restricted to driving a Smart car or mini between sunrise and sunset. No nighttime driving and no buying the biggest car you can find. I can't even count how many times I've seen on the news "70+ year old driver mistakes gas for brake and crashes thru store front"

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
I installed <<rom name>> today and is Flawless... Only issue is <<issue>>.

--- if it have an issue then is not flawless. :sly:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Had one on my thread the other day... "How do you get GPS to work?"

My response "Turn it on"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] VeNuMuS:
Sometimes people are so dumb, the obvious becomes difficult
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
I flashed a deodexed mod on a completely stock build and now it's bootlooping! HELP!

EDIT: I fixed it by flashing a completely different build that I am going to continue to comment about in my previous builds thread.

:facepalm:

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
How is the battery life?

How are 3G/4G speeds?

How is this compared to this other ROM that I am using... Now that I've used your ROM I'm gonna tell you why I went back to that other ROM.

I'm gonna ask a question and then immediately nand to a different ROM so when you answer two minutes later I won't be able to tell you if what you said to do actually fixed my problem.

And my all time favorite "I'm not getting 4G inside the Walmart"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] g_ding84:
In a PM to me:

I flashed EL29 kernel and flashed the mod. But now my phone won't boot up.

Me: did you flash the stock JB kernel after the mod?

No I did a OC Odin. Your mod seemed to cause the boot loop. Why do I need to flash the stock kernel after I flash the mod?

Me:.......... (omg)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Hahah.. Well, good news is they can start fresh..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
Well this isn't really e4gt related, but too good not to share. Just happened 15 minutes ago.

We are looking to update our 26 year old database system at work. Going from file pro to a web based mySQL setup. I started it, but the demands of my job won't allow me to focus on it for more than 10 minutes at a time and its a pretty involved system. So we are outsourcing it and I interview every dumbass that gets recommended to my boss. I get a bunch of web devs with no db experience. Today's entry takes the cake. I start talking to him about the db structure and his eyes immediately glaze over. I ask about his db experience and he tells me he has none. "I just have a bootleg copy of Dreamweaver a buddy gave me and no formal training at all"

REALLY? REALLY?

He shows me two websites he did and both are a total train wreck. Dude has obviously never heard of metatags. Had to scroll at the bottom through 40 screens (not exaggerating) of nothing but key words after the main content of the page.

Then he tells me we need to get a picture of our building up on the website. I tell him in waiting until we paint it because it looks like crap ATM.

" Well I could paint it for you guys, I'm always looking for ways to make money"

SMMFH
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
User: Can you please help me with this? I'd really appreciate any help! (No links or info provided)

Me: help with what? Exactly?:confused:

User: (it's been 3 hours now and still no response)

SMFH, how can I help you with something when I have no clue what you need help with. One thing I can help you with is learning how the hell to explain what you need help with, gimme some effing details, a link, something other than 12 words with no supporting info :rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] patrao_n:
Sorry evil. I could use some help though:beer:

sent from MY BAD A$$ ET4G
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I still haven't gotten a response about what they needed help with. I don't even know which device forum they were from to look for a recent thread from them :rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] supersaeed:
my epic 4g has a keyboard!!! HEHEHEHEHE
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] evo3d6:
Whats the best rom?

Can I get a ota?

If I flash a new stock kernel will I keep my recovery?

How do I flash this?

Can I flash this on my iphone?

Can I flash a jb modem on gb?

Has anyone flashed this yet?

Can you pm me the leak?

Where can I find out how to flash this?

Can I post a question thread in the development section?

How can I flash a zip file?

Sad Ive heard all these.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
This whole contest became an epic facepalm for XDA. Make sure you read what I was responding to.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35350600

And

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35359093

I was kinda reluctant to post this one since IP bans had been threatened. If you guys don't see me around anymore, someone got petty, and you know what happened, LOL!

Elite Tester for Mijjz Goodness
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] elliwigy:
i looked everywhere possible and couldnt find my answer so can you just tell me.. the search doesnt work on my phone and i dont have google search.. the reason i ask is because i did something to my phone and it just shows boot screen and keeps rebooting so i think im super bricked.. i cant tell you any more details since i dont know this stuff!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] krisI0N:
Yolo..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ma$etas:
Whoever says that deserves a face palm even bigger than the Jesus one posted above..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
I read and I was disgusted... Here is my reply.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35459986
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] elrey75:
Can we get the update.zip for this leak??
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SAShady:
Can I install Sense 4.0 on this phone?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
Can I install iOS 6 or WP8 on my phone?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SAShady:
Lyke OMG :: insert Android version:: is coming next week!!!!

(International versions only)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Can someone make this rom flashable in the 3e recovery please.

Sent from my hand to your eyes!

Samsung: Intercept, Galaxy S2, Galaxy S3, Galaxy Note 2, Nexus10

HTC: EVO4g, EVO 3d

LG: Optimus G, Nexus 4

Asus: Nexus7

Motorola: Photon

Amazon: Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD

We are legion, for we are many!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] KidGixxer:
My personal fav.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
If it is what I think it is it has 6 fingers
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] KidGixxer:
picard facepalm ascii

Its suppose to be his lip and chin.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] _dan:
I wonder if this can be used in a updater script ;D.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] DEF3NDER:
Does this Rom work with kernel FF18???

My favorite..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Dev posts a rom.. Clearly states *Aosp themed touchwiz rom *

A whole line of idiots are asking questions like the rom is Actually Aosp

"hey does this that and another work".. Will it lose functionality of some apps with touchwiz"

I'm like you got to be kidding me :what:

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] daniel4653:
Lol that's a funny one.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
My new standard form post in the "[ROOT EXPLOIT+PATCH][2012.12.19] ExynosAbuse APK v1.40" thread:

"Sorry to hear about your issue. I think I found a post that has the solution here. Make sure you read it all of the way through, instead of just skimming, because it covers a lot. Good luck! :D :thumbup: "

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I face palm big time when someone posts the following in Q&A:

Hey I have a question.......

Quick Question.........

I swear we wouldn't haven't figured out you had a question via posting in the Q&A section

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Hey now, don't make fun of me:p:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
But it's so easy! :p:what::beer:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
Yeah she is.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Hue hue hue
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Is it just me or is there somebody asking "How's battery life?" or "How are data speeds?" on a daily basis... I come from a forum where everybody knew that was a no no... We need to edu-ma-cate these noobies with some proper etiquette.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Unfortunately, it's not just n00bs. There are people that I could call out by name, but that's not what this thread is about... and if you've read any of the threads I participate in, I don't have to. LOL!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] borkan:
What's sad is after reading through posts on the N7 Dev threads the 'noobs' here seem like utter geniuses.

Go read the aospa thread there sometime if you feel like getting into pure noob rage mode.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
^ last time I did that I got a 5 point infraction.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I'm getting an N7 soon. So I went there to do some research on root methods and ROM's. I about went to prison. The stupidity in that section should not be legal. They have some damn good devs there, but it seems like there is no admins to filter out the idiots and not a single user cares about the rules.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
You can be the start of setting it right.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Doubt it. Unless you can get a mod or admin position, all you can do is report them and hope someone backs you up. Since things have gotten that bad, I don't see it happening. Stranger things have happened though!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
That is so effing true. Hate to go there. I go, read what I need and get out ASAP.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
So it's like the library lol;) (seems like the homeless hang out there now... at least in my town)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
He says that because I am a well known a$$hole here on the forums when people can't follow simple directions. I have no problem telling someone when they are being a blatant idiot. I am surprised I haven't gotten any warnings yet.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Nobody's reported you... Yet...:p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I wouldn't be surprised if I have been reported. But rules are rules and at least our admins here in the E4GT forums know that.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
Stop being a a$$hole. Lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
That's like asking me to stop eating meat. Nope. Not gonna happen. Hahaha!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
The thing I've noticed is that the people you've acted like a a$$hole have not did what they did in the first place. We need more people like you imho
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact." :beer: :highfive:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Facepalm

When threads get cluttered with effing battery talk. :banghead:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
[SARCASM]

How's the battery life AO?

I want to know if I'm getting about the same as you are... I'm not even going to consider cellular reception, WiFi usage, screen time, playing heavy games that drain the battery, music, etc.

Please tell me how long your battery is lasting.

[/SARCASM]
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
When people post results that have already been reported, LOL!

:facepalm Omar:

I do it out of love, brother! I'll delete the post if it offends you. ;)

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Xparent Skyblue Tapatalk 2
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Got me! LMAO :beer::D

---------- Post added at 02:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:32 AM ----------

Okay where I should start this awesome story about my battery life....

Okay here we go....

Please take a seat, but promise to be short....

:clears throat:

:snaps fingers:

Here we go all started when decided to buy my E4GT back then on February 2012 then went to Radio Shack (not a sponsr) and saw this Samsung Galaxy S II Epic Longest name ever... :catches breath: then..... To be continued.... :beer::D

---------- Post added at 02:50 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:38 AM ----------

Facepalm

When some think that rooting just for the sake of it and doing nothing after is going to boost performance and give new life to the device. :banghead:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Wait, root alone isn't a magical setting? ? Why am I on xda then? :confused:

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Xparent Skyblue Tapatalk 2
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Are you serious? Why root if you are not going to tweak anything? Nah you're jking
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Starting to see people here acting like morons in the development section. I hope the E4GT section isn't turning into the N7 forums...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
No Sprint says I shouldn't root my device and I am a good little sheep so I'll go buy an iPhone5... take my money I don't want it.

---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:00 AM ----------

Only you can prevent noob wildfires... if someone doesn't speak up and say that is unacceptable they will keep thinking that behavior is OK... Noobs are like dogs, they've gotta be smacked on the nose a few times before they get it. I tell them sternly first then I break out the insults if it continues.:)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
I lack your patience. But cajundflavoredbob is the king of demoralizing noobs.

Check out his"gnow for ICS" thread if you want a task laugh.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Can you link that thread?

Also, I won't even throw insults around. I use their stupidity against them.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] robrooter:
E4GT Rom-a-holic. Running anything that looks cool at the time ;)

"This is the Droid I have been looking for!"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
I just had a :facepalm: moment while on Facebook...

This girl was asking about phones for T-Mobile and I suggested getting the Nexus 4. There was talk about the Galaxy S3 and some guy said he would sell her his Chinese clone for $250. I replied that it doesn't even come close to the real thing, the guy replied that it was the exact same thing manufactured by the same Chinese hands in the same factory just without Samsung branding.

I just had to put my hands up to my face and think to myself "this guy is a complete moron"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Tell him "yeah but they use the broken and mismanufactured parts that are supposed to be scrapped"

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I saw one a little bit ago:

"My battery percentage is staying at 99% after being ON THE CHARGER for 4 hours"... ummm your problem isn't with your phone :facepalm:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I face palm to those who come into the dev threads complaining about sprint data speeds.. You made the wrong turn before you arrived at sprint.com

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
? That was me. How is this a facepalm?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
It stays at 99% to keep the battery from overcharging.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
Wrong. It's supposed to say "100% - Charged". And then stop charging.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Please, let it go, gentlemen. One man's facepalm is another man's valid question and a facepalm on the other man... or something...

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1747224

Just read, start somewhere in the middle. Absolute hilarity.

Edit: apparently this isn't the same thread i knew from when i had my inc. But fear not, there is a wall of shame from the original thread 2 or 3 posts in.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Next time it hangs at 99%, unplug it, reboot and plug it back in. It'll go to 100% in 15-30 mins. its actually at 100 when it says 99% but the indicator sometimes hangs when it autowipes battery stats at full charge. Usually after the phone hasnt been rebooted and/or had cache/dalvik cleared in a while.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
Is it actually still transferring charge while hanging at 99%? Or only a display issue?

If it's actually still charging that may explain why I've gone thru 2 OEM batteries in 6 months...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Most likely still charging cuz the software is telling the hardware its still 99% so the charging circuit is still closed which feeds power to the battery. The battery *should* trip its built in charging circuit and start rejecting the charge but they don't always work that well when the batteries temp is high. If it gets hot enough the temp probe in the battery should shut down the voltage regulator and turn the device off, but it doesn't work right while charging, works fairly well when on battery power.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
We don't link directly to any individual post or user here in the facepalm thread. Someone might get upset.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
I thought the same but he linked the whole thread..lol .. So I guess the whole thread is facepalm?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I think it is as well as theres a link to their wall of shame, which is similar to our :facepalm: lol only theirs is a little harsher

I like to break stuff! :D