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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Not exactly, Google turned over less than 17,000 records to the FBI and denied many more that were too vague. Apple is a partner in PRISM, Google is not. Google will cooperate with law enforcement if they have a valid reason, otherwise they do all they can to withhold as much as possible. Apple gave them carte blanche access to their customes information, no questions asked they just plugged em right in. At least Google tried to maintain some control over their customers information and privacy.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Facepalm indeed to my work. I complained when they handed it to me. Said, we work in the IT department, why would we have these terrible devices? Terrible phones.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
Just convince your boss that switching to android will save the company money. Anything that saves money wins.

And since apple is overpriced garbage, you could get s2s for the entire staff for half the price, and still have a better phone.

Sent from my Epic 4gTouch on PACman
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Control wins over saving money. Far easier to have access and control over your employees iCrap than over any android device.

Especially with apple being a prism partner.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Apple is the devil incarnate. Those bastards just gave the NSA carte blanche access to all customer info including the cc#'s and "secure" data stored in iCloud

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Well, I work for a .org, so we are pretty liberal and enforce peoples privacy. And, I guess I will have to retract my facepalm for work. Today, as I was telling them how we could save money by switching to android, and allowing me to root our devices, we could save money by eliminating the air cards we pay for each month by just adding a hot spot hack... Needles to say, my boss said, what phone you want? In two weeks we are all getting s4, HTC one, or the note 2... User's choice. I guess it pays to compare phones side by side, and show them "the drop test"...LOL. Goodbye asshole, I mean, Apple.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Awesome. You have one of the smarter bosses.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm*. Its always them ones that say "they just want" and end up with somethin they don't want.. And face palm to her asking me and then gonna tell me what some walmart people say :rolleyes:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
People of Walmart dot com

That is all...

:D:p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Walmart regulars need iPads they're too fat and stupid to figure out anything on their own

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mkfryan:
Facepalm my night crew for not checking to make sure cake display freezer door was shut our monitoring company called at 230 I could care less if it's from hardware failure or whatnot but come on a halfway open door...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Here's what our maintenance department did to "fix" a leak... yes, that's duct tape

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Duct tape fixes everything, at least temporarily. There's a saying in the hood "if you can duct it, f**k it". Duct tape and cyanoacrylate gel superglue should always be in you first aid kit. I've super glued and/or duct tape some pretty severe wounds closed to keep from bleeding to death. A 17" knife wound from my hand to just past my elbow, a finger that got crushed by the boat while it was being driven onto the trailer and the pressure split the skin out of the side, a 4" treble hook stuck in my shoulder, a large gash from an air handler falling out of a 2nd floor attic access onto my back, and several other nasty wounds I or someone else has had.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Sorry duct tape doesn't stop water, I'm talking a gallon every few minutes leaking.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
It does, sort of. They should have dried the pipes first, then wrapped a ton of duct tape around it, then retested and added more tape.

Or, since they're maintenance workers, just fixed the damn pipe in the first place.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
It will temporarily if you cut the water and dry the pipes, hell it'll even fix a busted radiator hose for a short while, long enough to get you somewhere to buy a new one

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
I've fixed countless things with duct tape and super glue. Also another tip, won't last for long but if u have a cracked radiator and just left the store, crack an egg in the radiator and you'll make it home
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Black pepper lasts longer and forms a better seal;)

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Haha when I was 19 I had this old POS Plymouth Acclaim like 90% of that pile of junk was held together with duct tape and superglue.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
Sounds like my first car: a 92 Crown Victoria, faded red. I loved that car!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bigj231:
You guys grew up in Ohio? I swear there are at least 3 cavilers around here with truck mirrors duct taped on the doors. One of them even has duct tape racing stripes and bumper covers. :laugh:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
BIG facepalm for Microsoft now backtracking...

http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-5...s-a-180-rescinds-xbox-one-connection-mandate/

They should have known from the get go it wasn't going to fly with users.

Much like Metro won't fly with biz Windows users.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Not really a facepalm, it was the right move... the facepalm was thinking it would fly in the first place... never mind Microsoft is one big facepalm. Win8 blows, my wife gets all these retarded pop ups on any browser and my computer on Ubuntu I have gotten zero. Win7 and XP were just as bad, I hope the Sheeple don't buy any XBox180's anyways... would love to see them crash and burn. Did you know Bill Gates makes $108 a second? It literally isn't worth his time to pick up a $100 bill that he dropped.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
I'm waiting to see their reaction when users realize that the kinect scans the room when you watch a movie and charges per person:rolleyes:

http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2013/05...could-charge-per-person-when-playing-a-movie/

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I'm waiting to see Microsofts reaction when they realize no one believes them that the kinect won't save the video and upload it as soon as it gets a connection

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm* Was at work on lunch break and I step outside to make a call.. Cab pull up and this girl was trying to be cute getting out the cab and fell.. Face all by the tire.. Heels all jacked up.. And my big mouth blurted out "damn girl, what you trying to do. Check the transmission oil or something?" she gave me the meanest look ever and walked off lol

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
The other day I got off work early around 2 so I came to apartment and fell asleep. I needed to be at work again @ 5am, I woke up at 8pm thinking oh sh*t I should be at work til I realized it was pm not am
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I've done that before, those afternoon power naps feel longer than they are

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jdsingle76:
I can't nap when I get home, or I won't be able to get to sleep at night. Only on weekends, and at about noon time frame..but love naps :)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
I got up, played xbox a few and by 1am I was out again. I stay so wore slap out
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
That's what has been happening to me lately.. Taking a nap when I get home and be screwed for the rest of the night

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I usually set an alarm if I have the house to myself (which is almost never), If not I know the kiddos don't nap for more than 3 hours... so I'll get woken up... Except for when my wife is home, she'll let me sleep a lot longer than I should. She's awesome like that.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jdsingle76:
Self facepalm for posting in stupid pointless off-topic threads when bored and having to see them EVERYTIME I click on participated tab...ugh...stupid three word story lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Face palm to the main post your home screen thread.. Drop an icon and and a widget on your home screen.. And all of a sudden they are the Bob Ross of Xda :rolleyes:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jdsingle76:
Lol@Bob Ross of Xda..."let's paint some happy little trees." RIP Bob
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
:FACEPALM: To Swappa, Some guy has his E4GT listed as having the new "Pre Release GB28", Rooted, blah blah blah, on the Sprint network. Ok, fine. Only problem is he makes no mention of fixing apn's or mmsc url, if in fact he is on Sprint, and not Virgin Mobile. Since Swappa is open to more than just XDA, I commented that he might want to specify that it's a VM Rom, and a quick fix of those issues may be needed (for all I know it's GB27, and the guy just has no clue)

I was just trying to help prevent headaches for everyone involved in that transaction. They deleted my comment...

:screwy::what:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] patrao_n:
Facepalm to the dj for our wedding. He said to hold on because it was about to get really loud.(we were meeting to get everything set up for our wedding day) I say ok. Then I realize my brothers car stereo goes way louder. Lmao.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Face palm to when people complain about server speeds when downloading a rom.. You mean to tell me you can't wait an extra hour or so after a dev has put in countless hours building the rom.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
For real!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] HackingHacker:
Where are the downloads xD

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Me: yes I have an Epic 4G touch on my second line

Rep: (he says this with an attitude and in a smart way) "don't you mean a S2"

Somebody hold me back :banghead::banghead::banghead:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
That Rep is a tool. "No d**k face! I said Epic 4g touch. Now either help me and drop the prissy attitude, or give me someone else to talk to."

I hate when a customer service representative does sh*t like that.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
http://mycolorscreen.com/2013/07/17/minimal-light-2/

*facepalm to the last few comments at the end*

the exact reason why i dont have a mycolorscreen account
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
The pic says it all
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I hate when people feel like they're entitled like that... Nobody owes you anything on these free sites, get over it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Lol just seen that happen I a thread I help in out alot.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] patrao_n:
It was me. Cuz aint no one got time for that... :beer:

sent from my Provari with a mini rda!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Every time someone asks what phone they should get on Facebook some iTurd user comes out and says iPhone.... just had a long argument with one and he "walked away"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Face palm to that douche for sure. And here is one for my wife... My daughter put a fake snake in our shower so she could scare my wife. Wife opens shower door with iPhone in hand, drops, screen breaks. This is the fourth time in 2 years I will have to replace that f*#$@n screen. Hate iPhone.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
iSh*t just needs to die. My gf although having a galaxy note tab still uses her iPhone

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
He actually used the fragmentation of the Play Store between OS versions as a reason not to get Android... he was reaching and finally gave up after about three goods points from me... he also said "why would you want flash support?" IDK, there are millions of websites that still use it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
Next time buy her an otterbox case. :p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
She doesn't like them because it makes the phone too bulky. I actually agree with her on that one. Makes the phone look even worse than it already is.:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
Well then... get her some sort of case to help against drops unless you want to keep having a face palm moment when that glass cracks haha :P theyre expensive...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Seriously? LOL. What a reach...

---------- Post added at 08:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:39 PM ----------

She has 4 different cases. You have no idea. That is why she is on this facepalm thread to begin with. I love her to death, but she doesn't listen to the guy who has sat there for several hours replacing her screens. I summertime think she just likes to annoy me. I told her last night that I am finished with her phone, and to put tape in the screen so she doesn't cut herself...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Quick fix for your problem.

1- open her hand, Palm up.

2- epoxy that s#it to her palm so she can't drop it.

3-Profit:D:beer:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] hazedabeast:
The Nexus one is from HTC?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
Yes, lol. It was one of the best nexus devices IMO! The past nexus devices haven't been as great as the first made by HTC for Google other than improved technology of course.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
It was the first phone with Gingerbread lol, that's about the time I started into Android.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] borkan:
Oh man, you missed out. Google made a killer cupcake!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Soured Lie:
People who have a beer cup in their SIG... Why wouldn't you just put a link to it in your pertinent threads for stuff you are developing?

Like I'm going to just buy a beer or hook it up for no reason. Same with thanks.

I'm sure these have been stated somewhere in these pages, not trying to be redundant.

Can I ask what kind of currency is a thanks? Does it up your status or something?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] patrao_n:
The currency of thanks is a simple one. It allows users to give their thanks to the dev without clouding up the thread with them. As for donate links I agree.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Aside from the above answer, there is no real reason for thanks. It doesn't up your status, doesn't grant you any privileges, etc.

People collect them like friends on facebook, they're legends in their own minds :rolleyes:

And the donation begging bugs the ever loving crap out of me as well.

I will actually go out of my way NOT to donate to anyone who's sig says anything about donations. If I like your work, your button is right under your name, I don't need to be reminded of it.

What really burns me though, are the people who haven't done anything, or maybe answered a few questions, and have donate buttons and links:what: I'm not gonna donate for your google search skills, moron:banghead:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I look at thanks as a judgment tool. I normally will trust what someone says or does if they have a large number of thanks. If they have a smaller number, I tend to not pay too much attention unless they are well known.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
Urban armor gear

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Yeah I hate the begging too.. Out of my 5k thanks, which I just found out today that I have since I'm on Tapatalk a lot it's out of sight out of mind and last time I checked I had 3 or 4k, I've never asked for a single thank or hinted towards one.. I could care less really.. If a person feels like the post deserves thanks then they will.. And not everyone has Tapatalk to give unlimited thanks.. I've seen some people tell users to buy Tapatalk to give unlimited thanks... Soooo you want that individual to spend money to thank you.. Pfft

I'll be damnned lol

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
It can be a useful tool in this regard, but I've personally received thanks for crap like saying hi... I mean if you want to thank me, cool, but really? Lol

Edit - I think we'd benefit from a like button to differentiate between things like this...

Sent from my Kindle Fire
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Well that shows that people like you. Like I said, if you have a lot of thanks, you have made a good impression.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
The free XDA app has unlimited thanks as well.;)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I learn something new everyday :D

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
The following statements have been generalized to avoid being considered against just one person.

They've been seen time and time again....

Answer: Because TBTP say that's the policy. Kinda like when your parents said "Because I said so..." as a catch-all.

Answer: When it's ready. And while it isn't a bother for one post... many people asking the same question is.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
How's battery life?

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] rdavis429:
That was so stupid, that is beyond words or pictures! :eek:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35755525

McLeary's Pub
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Are you calling my whole Pub a facepalm? LOL! J/K
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] evo3d6:
What do you mean theres no recovery?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
^Yea I flashed fl16 and I just get this weird blue recovery that won't flash everything. Must be a bad download
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
I want to post over there this but I'm afraid I will be flame so here it goes.

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - - E=MC2

And that thread has no limits for stupidity... LMAO
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
:read the OP facepalm:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] third son:
Here is the easiest answer to the limit
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jayharper08:
I hate to do it, but this thread has really turned to ****. :/ I can understand saying something about what may have been said, but linking to an actual "noob" (in your personal opinion) or trying to call someone out, just isn't what XDA is about. I think its gone on long enough.

I know y'all will probably hate me for this, but ask yourself, seriously, am I wrong?

Happy Holidays to you all.

--Jay-- Moderating from the Paranoid™ GSIII
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jayharper08:
Alright guys, I've taken the time to clean the thread and re-open it. If you have a post that has disappeared, expect a "Fathead" size facepalm poster in the mail after the first of the year. :silly:

Just kidding ofcourse, but you can't say I'm calling you out because your posts are gone. :laugh:​

As stated here and here, please be mindful of what you post and who you post about and try to be helpful instead of adding fuel to the fire. It's only going to make it worse when calling out individuals and it is not helping at all when you do. You're not going to "shame" anyone into searching. Believe me I know. Honestly, I enjoyed reading it as much as you did until it started getting a little too personal. That's all I ask guys. I know that wasn't Garwynn's intention either. Happy Holidays. :cool:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*place holder :D

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
With all that said. I see that all but one of my posts here were deleted, If I run into a post where no amount of "being nice and trying to help" can fix the stupid, I will just report the post/s for not following XDA rules. More likely than anything these guys are getting called out for not following the rules. Like reading for instance.

And I digress, thank you for reopening this thread. I was having fun.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
Fresh from the weekend...

We all usually hit this button as we get ready for the holidays:

Doing the same, trying not to sweat it. Cleaning, cleaning, watching the little one.

Another family member seems more stressed than usual so I ask why.

"Because everyone's coming over tomorrow!"

...this is on Sunday, guests coming over

Tuesday.

Needless to say the person and everyone else getting ready relaxed a little more after checking a calendar. :)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] third son:
I have to admit I enjoyed the anonymous facepalms but when people were singled out it got a bit uncomfortable. Thanks for cleaning the thread :cool:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Saw a few in the EynosAbuse thread pretty far into the thread multiple times from many people.

It says in the OP as well as in the App itself that the camera may get broken.

It also says throughout the thread possible fixes.

Some people still bi**h about it.

Yet some people still can't help but point out the obvious that it does indeed break the camera.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] robrooter:
My best facepalm....

I was up real late playing with a new rom. Decided to check out the XDA threads b4 bed. looked at one, then nodded and opened another on my phone. Ended up posting my reply on the wrong thread. Went back to read the thread I posted on the next day and realized I did not even understand the OP. Let alone try to answer the question. Oops....

Facepalm!

E4GT on Blu Kuban FI27, running XDA app.

"This is the Droid I have been looking for!"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
My favorite Facepalm moment when someone said they got the kuban kernel to run on paranoid

I'm like do you MEAN you USED the kuban kernel to flash paranoid

No, I'm in paranoid android, flashed the kuban kernel and my phone is good.. I'm like what O_o *face plam*

And then some other new users read his statement and did the same thing and was in boot loop central lmaoo *double face palm*

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Facepalm to myself. I came on here at work to find one thing, one thing, and stayed in the facepalm thread and totally forgot what it was. Now I have to try and remember. Thanks for all the hilarious thanks posts. They made me laugh and I forgot all about my original thought.