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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
I guess it is the whole thread... it just happened to land on a post that was worthy of a facepalm when I clicked it on the XDA app.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
What a effin moron. It's people like that, that makes me want to reach through the Internet and choke them...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
For the last 16 year's I've dreamed of a way to program one of my keyboard keys to make someones computer grow an arm and knock em upside the head on command. But alas technology hasn't progressed that far yet :(

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
My real life face palm of the day :

Had a twenty minute argument with my boss about whether there is a real laser in a laser printer.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Why is this so f**king funny?!

So... Is there?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
http://computer.howstuffworks.com/laser-printer.htm
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bigj231:
So that's why they stop printing when you drop them.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
When people disrespect the dev then ask for an ETA
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
That third party facepalm applies when people ask/demand or complaint to "OEM Android OS Build leakers" (say: TW, Sense, MBlur) to fix bugs etc. :eek:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Don't forget the asshats on the play store that comment on a free app demanding that they fix a bug or make it compatible with their devices. Holy hell, they make me so furious.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] borkan:
I demand more stuff (for free only) that meets only my exact specifications!!

:banghead:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
MFW they do that sh*t.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Or the ones that rate it one star saying it doesn't work on their device even tho their device isn't listed in the supported devices
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
My favorite are the ones that give a root app a poor rating because they aren't rooted and it doesn't work
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Beat me to it.

Or it even says that their specific device isn't supported.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
That and sprint / Samsung need to fix...

You want official help with stock firmware or service, you go to the sprint or Sammy website.

I think I'm gonna start telling people to enter *2 as a dialer code and follow the voice prompts
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I only read the play store reviews for the comedic fodder. 99% of them are stupid as crap. "ZOMG, your dialer replacement has permissions to make calls and read my contacts!" Obviously, how else is it supposed to work? :rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Or the app called beacon. It flashes your camera flash for notifications. Some of the reviews on there are the typical dumb a** with an older phone that doesn't have a flash. "why doesn't this work on my -insert shi**y phone here-? Rating one star and uninstalling until you fix it" i also have a buddy that puts out free apps for iTunes. Their users are even worse. When they contact him demanding things, he tells them to eff off and stay off his apps.

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Oh and the idiots that give poor ratings to apps that state in the description that they are fake and for entertainment purposes, saying they don't work. Like the wifi hacker apps.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bigj231:
Surprised I haven't seen this one yet. pleasedontshootmeifitwasburiedinheresomehwerethatihaventseen.

Trying to push a pull door before morning coffee. I stood there 10 seconds before I figured out why it wouldn't open.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Or run into an automatic sliding glass door only to find out that it's a window. Usually happens when I'm reading forums on my phone.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
That's ok, I walked face first into an automatic door and then stood there waving my arms for about a minute trying to get it to open. Then I realized the store was closed. Although it wasn't entirely my fault, as they had just recently changed hours to closing an hour earlier than they used to, and someone left the "open" neon sign on. But I still had to facepalm myself for smacking my face on a door and then hopping around like a retarded frog trying to open it. :banghead::rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
That is the phrase of the day... "Hopping around like a retarded frog" LMFAO
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
You have no idea how stupid I felt, and how stupid I must have looked jumping up and down waving my arms at the sensor on a locked door. When I got back to the car my wife was crying cuz she had been laughing so hard at me. I was like "stfu the open sign was on"

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Bwahahahahahaha! Luckily I've never run into a window around my wife. LOL!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
The funniest thing is to see someone walk into a door, trip, etc and they get mad at the people that caught their blooper

Don't get mad at me.. It ain't my fault :eek:

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Epic Facepalm

Friend: "OMG! A cockroach!"

Me: "Dude, chill it`s just a cockroach." *Roach opens its wings*

Me: "Run *****, run!"

LMAO
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Hahahahaha!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
I saw this on Twitter. Will Ferrells always posting it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Busted! But Will Ferrell also takes other people's jokes and posts them.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
You're doing it wrong
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] izzibew26:
My palm has hair on it.....

Sent from Uranus, the only planet with a ring on the inside.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
All of the accounts that are on twitter just to be funny pretty much post the same things, every month or so they'll switch back and forth main reason I no longer follow fill warrel, same stuff and gets olddf

Nexus 4

ATT Straight Talk $45/mo

running xylon nightlies 4.2.2 franco r83

^(subject to change often)^
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
You're palm isn't a cartoon

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Facebook too... XDA is my only social network now lol.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
^ this is exactly how I feel LOL
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Guys of course is a joke and actually it happens to me in real life once. that's why I find it hilarious/funny and posted here. ;)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jglm4u:
.JJ
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
Nobody wants to hear about your nasty sh×t. Keep this shxt to yourself.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jglm4u:
:D just playing man .....have some humor sometimes...you know what im saying!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
That's not appropriate at all...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jglm4u:
OK...edited ...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
That humor is a little to much. There's people of all ages that use xda. There's other ways of being humorous. Just saying.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
Hey squatch, you should edit your quote
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
Which one?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
#470.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
The one where you quoted what you found offensive. Your quote is the way people are seeing it now that the quoted post has been edited.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
Done:thumbup:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Yet another user flashes a rom which is for i9100.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SASQUATCH:
Jajaja I saw that
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
He's lucky he didn't brick his phone.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
We're lucky he didn't lol. Would have came back on us and you all know it. :D

Nexus 4

Cyanogenmod nightlies

Faux kernel
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
You know I wouldn't let that happen. Come in here blaming people because you didn't read, that's your problem, not ours.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Where where where?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
Search!!! Lol kidding.

But don't wanna point out but here is a hint. It is fresh and its in our forums.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Omar04:
Thanks for the hint :D

Edit:

Found it.

I rarely visit that area.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
I took care of it. It's my turn to be the ahole.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
Told missus I was showing pictures of our little girl to coworkers. (see McLeary's Pub)

She asked me "Did anyone ask what I look like?"

I tried to think of a way to properly explain that I'm just showing a picture of her and it's not that detailed of a discussion.

What came out of my mouth was "You had nothing to do with the pictures I was showing."

......

15 minutes passes. Nothing said.

......

Then it comes.

<rant>

"She's here

because

of me. And how dare you say it has nothing to do with me!"

</rant>

Tried to explain the above thought process but by that time the words - and their taken meaning - were already held in place.

Open mouth. Insert foot. Repeat.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Hahahah.

This song is Garwynn's new theme song..

[YOUTUBE]rXQ4tRlYgM0[/YOUTUBE]
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Hindsight is 20/20. You could have just told her that we don't post or ask about wives because the desperate single guys would just get jealous, LOL!

You can always come crash on my couch if the doghouse is too cold, LOL!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Oh sh*t!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
You're showing your age.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Good music is timeless.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Just throw this one at her and look sincere while it plays:p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1YxczPEPrs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
This is more of a my jam for the slow times... ;)

[YOUTUBE]gTXGL0xPyLA[/YOUTUBE]
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
::Quotes OP, then asks a question that is addressed and answered in the OP::

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
So what exactly is root? And when is root coming to our phone? Can I get a link to root?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
"Touchwiz is only a launcher"

:D I know a few people who know what I'm talking about:p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
"I bricked my new phone! I froze touchwiz home in titanium backup thinking it was a garbage app and now I just get a black screen, HELP!" One you're not bricked, two how the hell do you think the main UI for the device is a garbage app :eek::confused::rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
So I'm outside smoking a cig and

this lady came outside to get her take out from the Chinese driver.. She is like "sir I'm a quarter short"

He starts yelling at her loudly. "give me your food, I'm taking food out your box" *Chinese accent *

He proceeds to snatch the bag out her hands

She then snatches the back bag from him and starts hitting him upside the head with her take out bag lol.. And then pours her soda in his passenger seat

He then hops in his car.. Revs it up and yells "you crazy b*itchhhh" *Chinese accent*.. And skids away in his little Toyota

*double face palm*.. I put out my cig and shake my head.. All over twenty five cents

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Wow:what: lmfao!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Lucky one of em didn't shoot the other. I've seen guns come out over much less than 25cents lol

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Lol tell me why I said the same thing earlier.. Especially when she went back in the house and came back out.. I was like uh oh.. Lol I was nosey as hell

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Dude asking in the Wild for the night ROM thread for our phone, if it would work on his girlfriends Verizon Galaxy SIII... Yeah! Totally will work... As a paperweight. A very expensive one too.

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Someone put a phone in the microwave to dry it after it fell into water... I didn't know this level of stupid existed...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BluesRulez:
But but but i use microwave to heat everything. Why can't i use it to heat my phone to dry it? :(
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
I hope they remembered to wrap it in aluminum foil first, you know, to REALLY dry it out...:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I have found that hammering a few nails into it after wrapping it in the foil helps transfer the heat around the internals to dry it out better.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Thanks for the tips! My stepdaughter just dropped hers in the toilet with her used tampon after taking a dump, so I'm sure that will help!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
The best method is to put it into a bowl of rice with salt and butter. Then throw it in the clothes dryer with a bucket of rusty bolts.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MoHoGalore:
Damn! I used new stainless bolts and it didn't work! I forgot that the rust helps! !
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
Well yeah, and the butter lubricates the rusty bolts.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] catapilla:
WTF? I have no flash on JB. Your rom sux bro.. I can't even get mobile data. When I boot to recovery it doesn't let me flash anything. Now im stuck on this rom till an OTA. Yeah.. thanks.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
I'm even using el29 modem and still no data!! I'm going to try to mobile Odin fi03 to see if that fixes it
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
I have no f***ing root, Mobile Odin doesn't work! Why the f*** did I flash this stupid leak? No data, no root... what's the purpose of this?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jlear3:
Rom sucks, developer sucks, battery life is worse than froyo, phone sucks. Everything sucks I hate xda you guys broke my phone.

Lmao in reality epic touch was an awesome phone, next to my Nexus 4 it's really keeping up we'll. And I dropped the thing like 80 times, it's super rugged. I always have a death grip on this phone and have a huge case and 2 screen protectors lol.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Will someone pm me the thread with that moron? Please?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
That's half the n00b posts in any of the stock JB leak threads. Pick one and you'll find at least 3 posts like that.

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mjs2011:
My favorite is when there's a really bad bug on a Rom, but someone decides to be over complimentary:

"Hey just want to say thanks for the rom. Unfortunately upon boot my phone started smoking and then oozing. It also dialed 911 several times on its own and then the police came to my house wondering if everything is ok. Looks like I'll have to pay a fine, lol. No big deal though. ****ing awesome Rom dude. I'll be donating for sure when the bugs are fixed!!!11"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] aman1127:
The best is when they ask something (stupid) and it doesn't get answered and then they get pissed.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I face palm when folks say they don't like themed roms and prefer stock

Last time I checked stock was a theme too :what::banghead:

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
Or "overly themed" roms. What the hell does that even mean? Where is that magical line? He themed the clock in blue. YOU CROSSED THE LINE MAN!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
Haha right

That and when folks ask for a "stock theme".. It's plenty of one clicks in the dev section.. Make a choice and go head about your business

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss

-Galaxy Note II Edition
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] PanchoPlanet:
Thanks for that facepalm.:what:

Pp.:):beer::thumbup:

sent from a jellybean filled epic touch.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I got one today... "I wasn't able to search this, can you answer my question (that has already been answered in this very thread that I didn't search)?"

Umm why not? Did Google break? You obviously have an internet connection.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
Hey, I broke Google once....

No, really....

Ok, not really, but it could happen....

No it couldn't...

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
If google breaks use yahoo, or bing!

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
LOL I don't know about breaking it, but I've definitely stumped it:p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Or the built in thread search... :eek: I guess that is powered by Google isn't it? Damn.

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Did you mean stumpt? (Google search humor):p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Honestly the built in thread search from the apps sucks. I find it easier to just google my search and add xda at the end

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Oh I agree, the app's search is horrid... unless you know the name of the thread you want to find lol. I was talking about the full site... I know right? It's as easy as typing xda at the end... but then again there is no substitute for reading so what are you gonna do... unless somebody puts it in a YouTube Video. Making it easier for more people to not understand what they are doing... oops sorry got sidetracked by the fall of civilization
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
When I signed up for xda I wasnt even a noob anymore LOL. I'd alread built kernels for the Pre, treo series, samsung intercept (first android) and tons of kernels and mods for PC based linux. I've been using linux since redhat in the early 90s and even before that when the version I had had no GUI just a terminal to load progs with. If you go back and look at my post history I think I asked like 5 questions and they were all about the et4g and the stupid recovery/kernel combo with the brick bug so I wouldn't hose my phone, and all I needed was a little clarification on if I flashed the entire el26 rom or just the kernel lol, I felt like an idiot asking too but at the time there were like 200 active brick threads and conflicting info in all of them.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Yeah I had to ask about the kernel/recovery combo too (when I first came to this device).. felt like a total noob doing it too. But hey 30 days later and I have 5 releases in the Development section... I caught on quick lol.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
I didn't know a thing when I came here. I had lurked a bit back when I had my hero, and had only rooted that but stayed stock. Then I got this, asked so many stupid questions and finally decided to try developing. I released my first ROM with very minor changes from stock just to make sure I didn't Bork it. Then released my fi03 ROM (which I still have to update, sorry guys:o) and now I'm working on making mods. Native multiwindow being the extreme focus right now:beer:

Edit - Honestly I think I like making the mods better, but the roms were less frustrating LOL
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
That was stupid as hell on Samsung's part. I've never seen a device with the recovery packed in the kernel, makes it confusing as hell especially when you have to keep flashing kernels and rebooting recovery to get your nandroids to work. I ended up just keeping and el26.zip on my sd and flashing it thru recovery and reboot recovery everytime I needed to do anything in it to make it easier. And every rom I downloaded I had a empty zip and just immediately extract the boot.img and pack it in the template zip then name it and stick it in my kernel folder.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
That's a good idea:thumbup: I was doing something similar but that simplifies it even more.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I started doing that after I flashed a few roms then went back to recovery and ended up stuck with no kernel and didn't wanna reflash the rom as I'd already stripped it down and didn't wanna end up having to redo everything. So to save myself having to run to the PC to pull the boot.img I started doing it as soon as I had the rom and then just moved both to my sd together. I have a folder on my sd .000-ROMz-Kernelz-Modz that I have folders inside of for rom, kernel, themes, mods and apps that I use for recovery. Then its hidden unless you have hidden folders showing in file explorer but its the top folder in recovery so its easy to get to I always have hidden folders showing too so its just the first folder in the list when im moving stuff around. Been doing that since forever on my intercept instead of having stacks of zips on my sd root keeps me organized and on the evo it kept all my pc36img files from trying to autoflash when I booted hboot

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Ahh good ole hboot... I miss it.. HA.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I sure as hell don't miss having to gain s-off to mod my phone, that's for damn sure.

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] aman1127:
Will this rom flash me LTE?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
My battery swollen and won't hold charge, I wipe battery stat like dozen time and it no help. Please explain me how to fix this

Buy a new battery genius :rolleyes:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] PanchoPlanet:
:eek: Do I put an ice pack on it to reduce the swelling :eek:

Duh :what:

Time for a new battery Sherlock :D

Pp.:)

sent from a jellybean filled epic touch.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
My answer would be to "read all the other 8 billion posts about it, ya Flippin idiot". One day I am probably going to get banned for being an as*hole to people... Oh well, I don't give a s**t.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I have some issues...

lol :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Yes, I'm an a*shole. No, I don't give a fu*k about your Internet feelings. GTFOI!

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Facepalm: Noob in the general off topic 'Banned' thread posted in there to get his post count to ten.All of them get flagged and removed, then he goes over to the 'you know you're rooted/a noob' thread, acting like he is innocent to complain and wonders why all his crap got deleted...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
You mean I shouldn't have complained about my crap being deleted? LOL!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
"I know you said not to use xxxx with yyyy but I did because it used to work, and now it doesn't, and I want to know why yyyy isn't working. It used to work when xxxx was wwww, so why not now that its xxxx?"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
It's because xxxx made yyyy obsolete and it is no longer needed and wwww hasn't been used since GingerBread:p the answer was in the question.:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
LOL unless you're that guy...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ravaged Pheonix:
No words for this
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
Is this some kind of math problem? I think you have too many variables and not enough numerical values:confused: This looks like klingon physics :eek:

I like to break stuff! :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] TrayLunch:
There are some threads that I post in where I have to edit out the contact info in my signature. I'm happy to help people, but there's a limit. Some people are beyond my help. I know "my" limitations. LOL!

Bugging up my phone, so you don't have to!

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