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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ma$etas:
couple of weeks ago my wife meets up with her friend and shows off her new S4 and told her I had a note 2 ... her friend and husband are iphone users so she starts showing them the things the phone does... this monday we find out her friend got a S4 and her husband got a note 2... but the thing is two days later they were complaining about them and returned them . We asked earlier why they had done that and gotten there iphones back .....

Funniest thing i heard all day...

The girl said " cause there too complicated they have to many options and too many things you can do on them and the iphone is just simple"

LMAO.... the problem is these phones are too smart for their dumbA$$ .... they werent too happy with me after i said that.. oh well
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
That's why they only have one button.... dang sheeple
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
That's what most iPhone users tell me.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mkfryan:
I've also heard that same logic they are simple to use, OK go back to your feature phone those were also incredibly easy to use.

Always makes me laugh when people say android is to complicated with to many features.

Making the iPhone jealous one user at a time.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
Exactly. That's what I think. I'd love a note 2. Anyone want to trade an s3 for a note2? :)

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Nah, it's too complicated.:rolleyes:

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Just thinking about it might make your brain explode
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Lol more than one button and no pictures... Man, Einstein couldn't figure that thing out:p

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
And what's with all the options? Why would you want that many choices? It's just too hard! :crying: Where's my security blanket? I'm hiding in my fort the rest of the day.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I'll just wait for the iPhone 6, tho I don't know what the difference between models is... it's newer than mine and I have no better use for this $600, take my money. Wait did you say bigger screen? Give me two.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
What????????
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
Oh great, I can finally meet someone who will accept my ganaherpesiphelaids!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Eh, I say more power to them, at least they know what they're in for instead of springing it someone unsuspecting.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
True, just was surprised.... and Positive Singles is a hilarious pun imo. It is actually a great idea, just not what I was expecting to see while browsing apps.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Replace "The girl says" with "My wife"... And there you go.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ma$etas:
I dont understand how you can return something because it has too many features and the iphone is so simple to use in other words in doesnt do ****... I wonder what they said when they walked back into Tmobile store and tried to return it when the salesperson said why are you returning it...

" oh because it has to many feautures its too smart and im too dumb" oh but then they got the Iphone5 and are happy again

Are you saying your wife, or you trying to say MY WIFE?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Mine. I've been trying to get her off the iPhone for 2 years now. And every time I make some sort of progress, she gives me that same line... It's too complicated. Kills me.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ma$etas:
i know your pain ... mine wanted the iphone as well kept bugging about it until i asked her .. Why the hell do you really want the iphone ? she said the same thing , its simple, its easy to use, it does many things, it has nice cases.... I was like HA? thats it... then i got her the S4 and now she says NO WAY to the iphone its boring and doesnt do anything . the S4 does so many things has to many features.. then i simply answered with :laugh::good::cool:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
I had just made a ton of progress, showed her the S4 and the Note2. She liked the "home" button it has, so she said she would give it a try as it is simple enough. Then the announcement of the iPhone 6 comes out. All my progress out the window. Again, the .25mm screen size they add is not going to suffice after she sees my massive and awesome device, so I will have to hear the complaints all over again. She is not allowed to use my phone any more. I am going to tell her the phone gods do not approve of the lousy choices she made.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] gamepro602:
Its not even the 6 I heard it was the 5S:what:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
I've herd 5s and 6. Either way, it is outdated crap in my eyes.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ma$etas:
isnt it the 5s and 5c either way like graydiggy stated its still outdated.. not sure if they have officially announced NFC support but if they do they will call it innovated.. APPLE does it again revolutionizing the mobile handset world ... yeah by introducing something that has already been out for years...

all the iSheep will be dying to throw their money to apple again for old technology..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
I can NOT swing my gf from the iPhone

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
There is absolutely no doubt that it will be a bunch of stuff that has been around for years. Just look at iOS 7. They are copying MIUI's UI almost to a T. They are also taking stuff that has been around for years from Web OS, Windows phone, more stuff from Android, Chrome, a few features from up and coming Os' like Ubuntu phone and Firefox. It is ridiculous. How could anyone support them?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
And the worst part is, they'll patent some of this open source stuff as their own, then sue claiming they invented it. Hate apple. Be warned all you open source developers, patent now before apple steals your glory, then steals all you're money.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Febby:
Sarcastic words below.. for fun lol :D

"I just bought an ipad 4 and an iphone 5. My life couldn't be any better. Finally I have simplicity at the palm of my hand. My kids run up to me happy and im able to pull out that solid firm glass back on my iphone 5, unlock it, and press the camera button to open the camera to snap a camera of my kids! I absolutely love it when my kids say geez dad your iphone is so great!

Thanks to the iphone my divorce is no longer in process and I can walk my dog again. Oh... theres peterson and his s4... wish I could do things he does... better camera... better processor.... amazing big screen... removable battery with sdcard... -takes prozac-.. my iphone is good enough.. who am I kidding.. psh... yeah right. . Peterson and his plastic device... thanks steve Jobs!"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm* to myself

I was washing my car and seen the bus coming.. I said let me play it cool since everyone is going to see me

I'm sitting there spraying down my car.. Bus pulls up and I slid right on my ass walking on the grass.. Needles to say I seen everyone on the bus pointing and mouthing laughter

All I could do was get up like nothing happened lol

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
I hope Nokia sues apple for stealing their colored phones idea, since they are basically Re-releasing the iPhone 5 in color... the iPhone 5c. What a concept. Sure they released the iPod years ago in color first, but not they're phones...lol. Just my little rant due to stumbling across the Samsung getting denied for a retrial of the apple suit article. $450 million dollars for a rubber band effect in the gui. That money needs to be put to better use. If they at least did that, I guess I could forgive it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Ha ha. Facepalm to the sprint and T-Mobile (more or less just the sprint guy) reps by my house. I went in there looking to see if they had a decent upgrade since I am due. The rep was asking if he cohld help to which I replied, "yes, you can upgrade your network so I can make phone calls without them dropping every five seconds" Then went on to explain that is why I am moving over to T-Mobile, and I just came to see if they had anything worth me staying for. Well, there is a T-Mobile store literally next door, so the sprint rep said he will go with me... long story short, the T-Mobile rep and sprint rep were speed testing out front of their stores,and a nice little crowd gathered round. I already know the T-Mobile speeds dominate in my area, so it was just icing on the cake to publicly see him humiliate himself. To top it off, I threw in a little quip "well, if I could save some money, I might stay. " I also already know it is cheaper for me to switch, so I had them both break down the billing in front of every one who was gathered round... My guess is the sprint rep is probably going to be fired as everyone started booing and laughing when it came out to almost $40 more than T-Mobile ($0 down, free activation, 15% corporate discount) and that included their jump upgrade or whatever... I will say I have very good credit, so I quality for all the lowest rates, but still, you lose one battle publicly, its time to hang it up... I really don't have anything against sprint, when I got them, they had great service, but have since torn down towers all over my area, and don't have any plans on replacing them anytime soon.

Edit: BTW, they compared like 4 or 5 phones, so this wasnt a quick process... lol

Edit 2: *facepalm* to myself for not recording any of this. I was telling this story to my buddy at work and he asked to see it. All I could do was literally facepalm myself.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Someone get this man a god damn medal!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
I'm going to look and see if there is a tower (t-mo) in my home area of ten mile, TN.....

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
Facepalm to people in help threads that continue to insist on trying to solve a year old problem without being familiar with the device.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
I saw a few of those recently. Just have to resist telling them to STFU.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adreaver:
Facepalm to people in help threads who recommend ROM manager...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Facepalm to the people that still use it
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Facepalm to myself for buying the Pro version 4 years ago... Biggest waste of money I've ever spent.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] ZachW_TP_CM:
"My device has ir right? How can I make it control my tv?"

This was a long time ago haha... When I saw the proximity sensor I thought it was ir....

:facepalm:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
He has done quite a bit for the community over the years. I wouldn't feel bad for having given him $4. I am not saying that I would actually use ROM manager, but supporting devs isn't something to facepalm yourself over.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
When I bought it, it was all we had and it was really great to have. I don't regret it in any aspect. Just like our phones, apps become outdated and something newer and better comes out. Does it mean the app sucked and was not worth the buy? Nope it just reached the end of it's development.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] hazedabeast:
When people post a response saying thanks instead of clicking the thanks button.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] sniper:
Me too, thanks :thumbup:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Or when you do offer some help, and it works, then you hear nothing from them because it is resolved and they don't have the manners to respond, leaving you, a thread, and everybody else wondering.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jdsingle76:
Or when you're about two pages into helping someone and some noob trying to get their post count up to ten posts since ridiculous long drawn out suggestion that makes no sense whatsoever and completely confuses the OP to the point you have to start over, AFTER doing damage control on the nonsense post! :banghead:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
And then the op starts a new thread because he is confused, asking the same question in completely different wording. Just stick to the original topic.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
This is somewhat appropriate for this thread. I love Louis CK
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
People who ***** about the same thing all the time as a facepalm, like not getting thanked properly, or saying people ask the same question all the time, or newbs trying to get their post number up. They waste more time pissing and moaning in a thread than the people they are complaining about. Ironic isn't it? Get well soon Evil.:)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Stop trolling. Seriously.

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
*facepalm*
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Does that qualify as a self facepalm?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
I think it does.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
There is no think... It does. Bottom line.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
Did I miss something?

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] woody296:
Lotta bromance around here, at least everybody will be warm as the colder weather approaches.:eek:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
It's all good as long as no one gets a woody... Pun intended.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
We asked nicely, now move on or you will be reported.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mkfryan:
Major self facepalm, few weeks back got summons for jury duty, not happy about it but whatever I'll suck it up and deal with it, made my schedule for tomorrow and Friday off, paper says to call the day before to make sure that there is a trial still scheduled for tomorrow.

The automated system says that there is no trials for tomorrow look at the paper again and realize that it says to call the 3rd, yup the trial date was today totally unintentionally skipped it and of course no one is at the courthouse to find out what I need to do or what is going to happen. Fml
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Ouch... I went to court today for the speeding ticket I mentioned awhile back. I talked to the Prosecuting Attorney and they had video. I got them to drop the ticket down $50 and deferred from my driving record because the paperwork was flawed.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
Its funny when u can say it didn't turn red at a stop light, look up the video, light turned yellow and you flooring it barely getting any red but still getting a ticket

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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mkfryan:
Oh great, looked online the trial that was today is for double child murder... I'm sure the judge is gong to be just ecstatic with anyone who missed...

Making the iPhone jealous one user at a time.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm*

To people who can't drive

I was on the highway and the car is front of this motorcycle (I'm behind the motorcycle in my truck) just suddenly slowed up instantly for no reason and I had to Damn near floor the brake to the floor and had to swerve into the median grass of the highway

Glad I'm a good driver and had a good reaction because the dude on the motorcycle would have been done

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
*Facepalm* to the new xda app. I just posted this extremely long response and it said I don't have permission to post to this forum. The xda premium 4 app has a lot of bugs. Now that I am on my computer, here goes...

*facepalm*

I was walking out of Target earlier and I heard this obnoxious noise coming from this lowered souped up Honda. It was the last 30 second of the song Don't Cry Tonight by Guns N Roses. Don't get me wrong, I liked GNR back in the day, but who the hell blasts that nowadays? Anyways, the last 30 seconds is just one word "tonighhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeiiighhhhht...." Song ends, I am standing next to my car, I peer over because the song ends, the windows roll up, and this 40 year old lady in a nice dress gets out like nothing. I start cracking up and say "look who's having a mid-life crisis" and get everyone around me jeering with laughter as well. My wife ducks behind the car and starts laughing because this lady shoots me a glare like "how dare you point that out." Ahh, the world will never rid of people to make fun of. Classic!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™

---------- Post added at 04:37 AM ---------- Previous post was at 04:34 AM ----------

That so reminds me of this escalade that was coming down the road a few days ago bumping some song with a loud bass .. I'm like what young fool is this coming.. And an old lady road past rocking her head back and forth jumping around in her seat :eek:

I was laughing for about 5 mins in my truck

She had to be about 50 or older

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
An old lady at my work asked me "Didn't you used to have a goatee?"

Me-"Still do, just trimmed it."

The older lady sitting with her then says "Can you help me trim mine?"

Gotta love the elderly.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
When an upgrade to a phone comes out and people act like their current device instantly becomes complete crap *face palm*

I understand wanting the latest and greatest. But still.

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Right? I've seen people get depressed because they couldn't upgrade.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I came from using cheap off brand flip phones for the majority of my life since I didn't have the funds

So using an "outdated" smartphone won't hurt me if I can't upgrade :screwy:

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
I'm still rocking the PS2, as long as you're happy with what you got it doesn't matter. Getting caught up in the latest and greatest is like crack... It's really fast, but that one's faster... So? As long as the lag is at a minimum, I'm good.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Stryke_the_Orc:
Great... Now I'm even more depressed because you're making fun of me:crying:

:p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Ha ha. Now I feel the same way.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Babies:p
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
Girly men lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Mattix724:
While we're on the topic of the latest and greatest and video games... I'm so bummed that I can't go out and buy Grand Theft Auto 5. I look at my copy of GTA 4 and I just think to myself "God, this game sucks! I want GTA 5 now!!!"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] garwynn:
New one... http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2442695

SMH
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] hakcenter:
Why do people become emotionally involved with software. No start menu need anyone else actually have anything else nice to say about windows tiles?

Every year I grow older I just hate society in general. I feel like I'm actually living out idiocracy.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
"It says here your crap is all retarded and you talk like a f**"- Idiocracy (edited for xda)

Love that movie, but I have to agree, when you first see the movie it seems far-fetched and ridiculous but then you go about your daily life and you see stupid stuff daily that just makes you think "Oh my God, that is where we are headed!" Mike Judge was spot on with the beginning introduction of the movie! If you haven't seen it, watch it. Most of you intelligent folks in here will get a kick out of it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] twisteddan:
Hopping on here and TROLLING....Because that's about all the time I have lately......I ran across THIS very amusing "FACEPALM" thread.

While SMH and laughing at some of these replies.....Makes me think back to one of the GREATEST rants that I have ever READ.

Save this link as I am sure you may even want to share it one day....lol...

http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=44078958&postcount=859
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] hakcenter:
I like money!

They want water.

What ? Like the toilet ?

Yes.

Then it turns out easier to just tell them you can talk to plants Uhg.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] hakcenter:
This one just came to me.

(Stands next to PC appearing to listen to it)

They hate windows 8.

Yes like your unusable phone they hate it.

Omg he can talk to electronics!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] patrao_n:
A facepalm for me today. I cut fuses today. Tiny little things. Well took an hour to cut clean and dry them. Then I walk them up stairs for testing. Well i tripped. They went everywhere. Had to redo that lol. Fun times
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] hakcenter:
Omg lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
That's gotta hurt
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] twisteddan:
^^^^^^^^^HAHA.......YEP^^^^^^^^^^

Just try to imagine what he's gonna feel like when he wakes up....."Really???? I passed out where?"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] graydiggy:
That is what happens when you hit rock bottom.

I would not want to wake up from that one.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
*face palm to sprint

I swear they use my account as a tab for their personal taste. I'm always end up with stuff on my bill that they can't explain or magically say I owed them months ago.

They won't be getting another dime out of Me that I don't understand why I should pay.

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Same here, technically I'm in collections now, but I'm not paying until they drop the etf... I do everything over Wi-Fi for free right now.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MiguelHogue:
I'm fixing to flash my phone to page plus after I clear this up. Magically my bill jumped to 150 a month for one phone. And nobody can explain why

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss :flipoff2:

-SoA: Son's of Android™
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
I know that you are in the right, but be careful with your credit. I had a disagreement with AT&T and only paid the portion of the bill that I legitimately owed while trying to discuss it with them. I think that it will drop off of my credit report next year..... Save yourself a lot more than it will cost you by paying it off then arguing your case. It is the only bad mark on my credit ever and has cost me a good bit of money in not as good interest rates over the last 6 years.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bilgerryan:
Yeah I know, I'm arguing the T&C right now.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
Totally reviving this dead thread. Anyways, keep up the good fight. It took months, the list of reps written on a piece of paper kept growing, along with dates and times, but I finally got my account resolved. I did pay a final bill, but only the pro rated amount I used. Keep a record of everything, time you called in, who you spoke to, questions you asked, answers you received, etc... Tell them to pull up the recordings so they can be on the same page... I finally got someone who just said, "I will take care of this" and closed my account after I paid them. Victory is mine! Mwah ha ha ha ha...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] moparfreak426:
I wondered what happened to this thread.