[Microsoft Surface] slow_mo_panda:
To address the first issue, since you obviously are too 'lazy' to read the first MOD OP in this thread, I will copy-paste for you:

"Ask questions for the Microsoft surface and only the Microsoft surface go here. They can range from hardware to software questions. Please try not to repeat questions. And please answer them in a nice way. Don't put people down because they don't know how to create a folder or something simple. and DON'T SAY GOOGLE IT!"

I shouldn't have to defend myself against someone else who is breaking the rules, but I WILL say that you have NO IDEA what I have and have not done, with Google and the other things you've accused me of "obviously not" doing. In fact, you know nothing about me at all, and have NO right to say that I am 'just too lazy' to sit here for hours looking up stuff when I came to a seemingly helpful site to ask for a few LINKS to OTHER SITES or to OTHER POSTS that were helpful, I DID NOT by ANY means ask ANYONE to spend time 'writing up a full guide' for me. You complain that you don't want to "waste your time listing ROM sites" and yet you clearly love wasting your time typing up a bunch of pointless babble that I never asked for nor need, and it doesn't get me any more answers than I had before.

For your information, I suffer from several chronic illnesses that do not allow me to sit at my desk and spend hours searching for crap that someone here (obviously NOT you) might already have bookmarked or know exactly where to point me to. I am not able to spend a lot of time typing either, and this comment alone is going to cost me about 2 hours as well as a lot of pain just to defend myself and explain why I came to a SURFACE RT Q&A THREAD to ASK QUESTIONS about my SURFACE RT. I obviously will not bother posting in this site again if ALL I am getting is a bunch of accusations and almost zero help.

I also HAVE searched for ALL apps in the Win Store that play the video formats I need, and all I found were 3-star or less CRAP that wouldn't be worth installing unless I wanted a bunch of broken, buggy, or useless 'players' on my tablet. Which is why, once again, I asked if ANYBODY knew of ANY GOOD VIDEO APPS. If you do not, then ignore that question. I do NOT need you to accuse me of not LOOKING for one.

I KNOW that I have hacked and rooted 3 devices in the past to Android OS, so it doesn't matter WTH you want to say about it. However, because I have done that, does not mean I wanted a novel-length post with nothing but accusations and techno-babble on the operating system and specs of my Surface and other gadgets. ALL I wanted to know was a YES or NO on weather I could turn my Surface into an Android, or at least into a Win7 that could do more than what I have so far read about WHEN I DID MY SEARCHING. I have read that doing a 'jailbreak' will result in only being able to run a very few useless programs, and I do NOT want to be stuck with that. I want to turn it into an Android or basically as close to a full Win7 as I can. If that is not possible, all you have to say is, "That is not possible".

I do not want to be slammed by others for my somewhat hostile reply, however I did not want to be attacked and called a "lazy" liar either. I asked simple questions that do NOT require you to waste so much time writing all this info that I didn't need. Despite what you want to think, I do a LOT of research before buying anything, and what I was looking for was a tablet that played movies well and could do most online browsing, with the perks of having a few games I might like. But I was also under the impression when I did buy, that I WOULD be able to install a Win7 emulator that worked MUCH better than what I read about now. (I would also love to be able to play OLD PC games like the original 'Diablo', if that is possible.) Since this had all of those, plus the much-raved-about detachable keyboards and metal casing, I was very interested in it when it became available for HALF the normal cost. (And returning it at this point would not be possible.) Your 'suggestions' at the end of your comments are not devices I would have wanted, either because they were too expensive, or because they did not have the features I was looking for.

I decided that this 'Cloud' program is a waste of time and effort, after I tried to upload my music files to my Pogoplug account, and it took over 4 hours to do 2 albums. I have everything backed up on MY OWN portable hard drives, and I really do not see why everyone thinks this Cloud thing is so awesome. I would rather have the security of having all my files right here at home, than to have them on some website server, where they can easily be hacked or deleted. I doubt I will change my mind unless a cloud becomes available that will not cost much, have much easier access to the files (for me on my devices), and the upload speed is much faster. As long as my RT can take any USB plug, I can just get the files off my drives directly, or off a USB thumb drive.

I think your last paragraph is especially funny, considering you tell me I "should have just gotten an Android tablet if I wanted one" and then you go on to say that the Surface "would make a very good Android". My point exactly.

I ask you not to continue commenting if you don't have anything useful to add. I asked very easy questions in my OP, and you have made it a pointless battle of weather or not I 'had a right to ask', so you might as well not waste any more of your time if you just want to type up another novel-length comment that doesn't answer any of my original questions. I obviously need to look elsewhere for the help that I need, and ask the MODs to stop making threads that are clearly labeled as "Q+A", when I can post my "Q's" and not get ANYTHING close to the answers. As well as allowing the users to clearly violate this thread's rules with NO consequence. I will not remain on a forum where I am the one attacked for asking questions that were clearly intended for this thread, and then be bombarded by accusations and BS that doesn't help or answer at all. Thanks.

PS: Learn how to use a spell-checker. The insane amount of red underlines in your comments are giving me a headache.