yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] R.A.G.E:
There were three guys traveling

in Africa: a Frenchman, a

Japanese, and an American.

They are captured by a tribe of

fierce headhunters. The witch

doctor says to them, "We are

going to slaughter you, but you

might take some comfort in the

fact that we don't believe in

waste here, and that therefore

every part of your body will go

to some use. We will weave

baskets out of your hair, we will

render your bones for glue, and

we will tan your skin and

stretch it over wooden frames

for canoes. Now we are going

to allow you an honorable

death, so I will give you each a

knife and allow you to say some

last words before killing

yourselves."

The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!"

and commits hari-kari.

The French guy yells "Vive la

France!" and slits his throat.

Then the American guy takes

the knife, pokes holes all over

his body, and yells, "There's

your ****ing canoe!"
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
People that always view it's PC, every time always doing this :

1. When he hit a car, he said "Undo"

2. When he want to delete something he said "Delete to recycle bin"

3. He search food by saying www.food.com

4. He said Google when he lost something

5. When he see a mouse he said, "Can this mouse plugged to USB Port ?"

6. When he see a key on a board he said "Are these keyboard usable for my PC ?"
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] raensoe:
A bear tried to bite fog, but mist.

It was an unbearable disappointment.

===================================

All my life I thought air was free.... Until I bought a bag of chips.
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
Wow, bear tried to bite frog ? I through Frog eat bear in a second :D
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] yackovsky:
lol both are hitlerious :D not everyone will get it tho... :P

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what's the favorite creme of linux users? sudocreme
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] A_U:
Yo' Mama is so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] gabrielking9:
Mini supports overclock to 1.3 GHz in antartic

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I already put my galaxy mini on freezer and when the temperature was 15 Celsius degrees i putted to 864Mhz and it was working until my phone reachs 25 Celsius degrees and it rebooted XD

My phone just has gone to 864Mhz for 1 minute or less :p
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] arie_item:
LOL...waiting for Ronaldo's story...
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] gabrielking9:
Here in Pernambuco, Brazil is so hot at this period i can't sleep because it is very hot:eek:
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
mkcreme (make creme :D )
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] gabrielking9:
cdcreme :D
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] kaval79:
Love and Fart

= [[Love vs fart]] = -

LOVE and fart can not be detained, both

could be relieved if implemented

LOVE stuck = Passion, fart arrested =

suffer

When LOVE and fart loud voice, of course

our feelings of relief.

LOVE seem shy but willing, fart

make embarrassing smell.

LOVE no taste, not LOVE her name,

Odorless fart, fart not name.

Love is fragile, it's smelly fart. LOVE it

smooth, fart virus.

LOVE secretly make people drunk

kepayang, fart silently making people

absurdly drunk.

LOVE for most young people, "Ahhh,

LOVE monkeys ...! "

Fart in front of many people, "Damn, monkey

you ...!
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] raensoe:
Mom: You failed your English test, didn't you?

Me: WHO TELLED YOU?!
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] raensoe:
(Here's an interesting story! I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting ...)

Do elephants really have memories?

In 1987, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1987, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant...
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] hsay:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here it goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_()_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Send this to 5 people

within the next hour and You will be blessed with people laughing their asses off..
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
Yo Dawg i know Squidward like box, so i put box in box, so Squidward can be in box while in box with smallest box in the box world with too much box, anyway, i more like if Squidward get another box in the box so he can view his other box while he is inside box also he can view his temporary box while seeing his permanent box in box !

If you want see the image here > Here !
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] hsay:
A couple see a hot girl.

W- So big! Aren't they...?

H- Awesome!

W- R they artificial?

H- I think natural!

W- Natural...? Earrings?

H- :/ :$!!! #¿... :p
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] A_U:
lol w got trolled :D
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] KawaiiKami:
i dont get the title...xda jokeground...

my first joke

....and he..."oh god"...slipped...died...

my second joke

the end

"On our planet PP-8(Peppa Pig on our planet, WeAreWeird) can fly." says WAW-S52414
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] chemicalrage:
Poorest joke of the decade.
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
First Joke :

Wife

Is

Fee

Eater

^TRUE STORY

Secpnd Joke may not apply to anyone /!\ :

Before mathematic test :

:) > Haha ! It's easy ! I'm the master of math !

When mathemathic test running :

*_* > Dafuq, i forgoted anything about math !

After mathematic test ended :

o_0 > What did you say ? My brain stopped working.

After seeing result of the test and you got F+ :

0_0 > I want to die
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] hsay:
u r married?!?!?!?

nice....
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
Nope, my father say it :D
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] nishanty13:
Is that even a joke......facepalm

And that signature.... o_O
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] F4uzan:
Signature ? What signature ?

My joke :

A : Hey did you know Earth is going to explode ?

B : I think you miss out news, open TV and go to E-Channel

A : OK... wait...

B : Now clearly LOUDER the volume

A : Done

B : Now press "Search older news" in remote

A : Done

B : Search for "Earth Exploding"

A : Wait... daa...fuu...q...

B : SEE !

News :

01 / January / 2xxx

Earth is just exploded. Reporter has been reporting [[[WIRELESS ERROR]]] <404>

--

Actually they living on Earth, then they moved to Mars when Earth explode, and date in Mars is 05 / December / 4005.
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] raensoe:
Another joke

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] raensoe:
They call it kidnapping

I call it surprise adoption.
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] 西村大一:
good one :)
[Samsung Galaxy Mini] KawaiiKami:
Deleted
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] anybody:
Does the Galaxy S3 Mini (GT-I8190) have Bluetooth SIM-Access-Profile (rSAP) support?

With rSAP Support in supported car handsfree systems the exterior antenna can be used.

Not many Android phones support this but the Galaxy S, S2 and S3 do so...

I'd be very interested in the S3 Mini, however an extensive search did not reveal any information whether this is the case or not for the S3 Mini...
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] sholimar:
If there's any app that checks for what Bluetooth profiles are supported I'd be more than happy to help!

Else, do you know of a way to check this (without having a car with a handsfree system that is :D)?
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] anybody:
Unfortunately the only way to check I know is a car that requires or at least supports the SIM-Access-Profile.

The little information I've found so far is that the S3 Mini probably does NOT support it (but I've found nothing definitive)...
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] teddybt:
The VW premium hands free is not using the rsap profile, so I think it is not available :(
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] faria:
Yes it does, i just tested it with my Kenwood Head-unit.
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Jarbings:
What version you are running? What Kenwood unit did you use?

I run 4.1.1 the official one that my phone came with and it doesn't work with the Mercedes Remote SIM Phone. My i9000 (S) did and a i9100G (S2) did very well. Why is it not in the stock firmware?
[Galaxy S III Mini Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] faria:
the headunit is a KDC-BT60U.

I running official 4.1.1 in the galaxy s3 mini, when i paired with the headunit it asked permission to access the sim card.

I also have an first generation galaxy s ,it always worked from gingerbread to jelly-been.

What i love the most is the sms profile thing, sms comes in, the radio notify me and ask me if a want it read out loud, i says "yes" after that i can also reply via voice.

I suspect that the Bluetooth chip/software of s3 mini may be incompatible with your car head-unit.
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] Deleted member 2070558:
As per title, I'd like to go back to 4.1.2 from 4.2. It's a total fail for me, even after a full flash it lags. Those who say it's not true simply are not able to spot the difference (like people who can't distinguish between 40fps and 80fps, guess what? I can...). Anyways, is there any pack of gpass 4.2 (photosphere and gallery at least) that works and is stable in 4.1.2? Before the arrival of 4.2 I've tried the transformation pack taken from Android Police, but it was not so stable and works only when system language is eng-us.

Thank you :good:

EDIT: just to be more precise, I'm stock & not rooted, full flash, 37 apps installed and 1Gb disk space used...
[Galaxy Note II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] silversurfers25:
Morning all,

I recently updated my build.prop to include the Navbar as seen in the nexus phones.

Does anyone have a thinner version available? I believe the current navbar is 36px high and im looking to try a 32px and 30 px high navbar.

The only reason I want to change it is that the navbar cuts into the camera so only half a side of the button is available to take a pic.

Cheers for your help.

Dave
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] engahmed91:
very simple question

the less bugs

very fast

important apps included

thank u
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] LoneWanderer:
a very simple answer

ther is no such thing as "the best rom"..

you just have to search and find "the best rom for ur requirements"...

I've said this before..labelling one rom as best would insult other devs..hope you understand... :)
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] E Rulz:
not yet bro..Still FXP has bugs.. :(:( But I can recommend CM9.1 for your Xperia Neo/V. It's going smooth :laugh::laugh:
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] TheDarkDefender:
As far as ICS is concerned , I will fully recommend Xperia Ultimate HD.

Considering JB,it is not yet stable for daily use.
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] N!geR:
Like Lonewanderer said^^ is no such

The best rom man its depends

What do u search ;)

Example if u search rom for gaming

u can try codename

If u wanna more daily use try

Jelly sandwich..

There is no best rom bro

Choose the best for u ;)
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] Pandemic:
This fuy ask for JB and ya'll peeps coming with ics roms:p

The best roms here for now and in mh eyes is Ultimate HD from jader and JS from max;) just try that;)

Sent From My Brain Filled With Hennessy+Orange Juice And With Some N.O.V.A Gas To Ya Eyes !!
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] Seitman:
I use PAC-18 for a week now and I am completely satisfied
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] KaptaPrism:
milytac MANTE,

I think there is only one JB rom for xperia neo.And it is CM.There are many roms port from JB and based on ICS.I don't recommend JB now.It has bugs.You have to wait a bit more :D
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo, Pro] engahmed91:
thank u all guys

am now on jelly sandwich and its good to but just wont to improve my software :D
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] r1akn:
How to edit toggles in notification bar in leaken Sammy JB?
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Dries83:
I don't think you can. Unless you wanna build a new rom. Widgetsoid from the play store is a nice alternative. Although I haven't used it on the new jb leak yet.
[Galaxy S III Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] zaki aziz:
just flashed some mod 2 days ago by follow this thread "*[THEME][20-NOV] JB 4.1.2 ☆ 15 TOGGLES ☆ Center Clock ☆ Transparent statusbar ☆ & more"..when i'm just notice my device running out battery so fast.did i've make mistake on flashing or skipping some part while flashing ??

need some advice.

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i9300XXELK4, Siyah Kernel v1.7
[Galaxy S III Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] zaki aziz:
just now i'm put back stock firmware i9300XXELK4 without toggles, SB, centre clock & theme. Only home screen landscape.

everything just fine...:confused:

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i9300XXELK4, Siyah Kernel v1.7
[Galaxy S III Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] xanthrax:
Are you OK mate !?!
[General Topics] Wingman5:
Hello anyone.

What is the best thing you have on your dropbox account?

Don't have it yet?

you miss some very easy handy features of you phone/PC('s)

read below (signature) how to obtain a dropbox account if you don't have one.
[General Topics] Clark Joseph Kent:
Sir, your post seems a bit odd....never the less try the OT section. Thread closed.
[Galaxy S III Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] doshpin:
I.E, if I receive a single whatsapp notification, I can see the content of the message from the notification bar without having to start the app, but if I receive multiple messages I can only see the amount of messages received and not their content.

I want to be able to extend notifications so that if I receive multiple messages I could read them all without having to start the app.

Is there any rom / tweak or anything that has this feature?

Sorry if this has been answered before, I couldn't find any related topic on xda/google.

Thanks in Advance,

doshpin.
[Galaxy S III Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] zoot1:
Extended notification is an API which Google introduced in Android version 4.1..many applications have not yet included this api in their app and hence most of the 3rd party apps don't make use of this feature..

It is solely in the hands of the developer to include this feature..I don't think a hack will make it happen..
[HTC One X] heber_cc:
After installation of [ROM] Android Revolution HD, HOX got the black screen, but with all features working, and when you connect, get duplicate images of appearance and locking. I need help.
[HTC One X] Wilks3y:
What?
[HTC One X] heber_cc:
brick my device after installing the kernel of the Android Revolution HD, even after installing the RUU not solved the problem. already tried installing RUU, Updating signatures passes for installation completed.
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
Hello Xda .. I 've Started New Project For Xperia MDPI line for Xperia MINI PRO / MINI / LwW .. Srry Will add Active.. soon ..

Need Guidance On Kernel DeveLopment .. And Some help on .. Other Topics ..

IF YOU CAN HELP Plzz .. And NEED Mini TESTER' s ..

Ya I know that There is xperia Sense Project .. but i don't have paitence that's Why Started This Project For MDPI Devices .. On my Own ... !!!! plz if anybody Interested .. PLZ PM me or POST reply Below ..

Anyways Thanks ..
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] mdfzhi:
my advice is don't bother with it. not worth time and effort put into it when we knew the end result wont have everything fully working or stable due to drm issue.

if the big boys dev for nexus s and gnex can't make fully working sense rom port, i doubt we will succeeded.

the most stable sense rom port for non htc phone i see in xda is the one for nexus s and that too is still buggy.

not long ago kamarush said the same thing :)
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
Bro can u plzzz gimme the link .. to that thread plz .. .. and .. can give it a try .. i know we will not be getting fully working rom but atleast we are

having .. sense 4 .. :P
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] mdfzhi:
go to nexus s dev subforum and u'll find the thread. i'm not anyone's personal search engine.
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] Spex:
personal search engine hahhaaaha good one mate :)

anyway on topic.

why would anyone bother porting sense rom which will be buggy and replace it with xperia or aosp ui?
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] Jeik:
Personaly,i want sense 4,adore it.You should try it.whats the worst that can happen?
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] pitchblack5691:
Hmmmmm phone lagging like hell due to the extensive resource usage by sense?
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] Jeik:
Well,a older phone like x8 doesnt lag at all with sense 2.3.4
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] zhanjia:
Zackconsole has ported sense 4, and the result is the same. Not everything working and buggy. If you really port the sense, zackconsole will misunderstood you took his port. As he said he is working sense 4 for mdpi, so you porting it will only collide with his port.

EDIT : Here is the port. http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1957062
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] hanifbsk:
thank, i am interest for this rom,:cowboy:

What booting can run?
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
Bro i know zackconsole is working .. and i like that project very much .. but my project is completely different From zackconsle's Project ...

If he want i can also tell why my project is completely diffrent..
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
Bro according to my knowledge .. sense 4 increases fludity if you want proof.. head over to zack's project ..
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
thankss bro but i need help in kernel development ..
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
i agree with u bro i run zack's project on my brothers arc/s and that was pretty fluid..
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
bro if i tell detail's of my project u will be totally agree with me i know that it is not possible to give fully working sense port but atleast we all can give it a try ... !!
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] usblaidas:
So how is it going? :)
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
temporarily stopped development ..!!
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] scorpion 13:
i am ready for test your rom(mini St15i)
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] usblaidas:
ok, when are you going to resume the development? :)
[Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini, Mini Pro, Xperia Pro, A] rebelos:
after my vacations..!!
[LG Optimus Black] raj_malhotra:
Hi All,

I am having problem launching the Samsung All Share app on my P970. It says "The All share Framework does not installed. The application will exit".

Has anyone else come across this problem or would have a solution.

Thanks
[LG Optimus Black] nicholaschw:
Its for a Touchwiz Phone. For peads sake, we are on LG.
[LG Optimus Black] raj_malhotra:
Thanks for the quick reply. I read it somewhere that it worked on a LG phone for someone, so wanted to check.
[LG Optimus Black] N00BY0815:
Well anyway, the app might be portable... But it wont work, as it is.
[LG Optimus Black] nicholaschw:
Yeap. good point. Hey dude, sorry for the sudden attitude. Nooby, will pm u now
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] Lord_Xovon:
I have the htc one x from telus and I have been following the steps on how to unlock and root and I have my dev token and it will not load onto my phone can someone help?
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] Kingsmith:
You mean the Unlock code from the HTC dev website?

I had similar troubles, I got through it by connecting to:

#HTC-one-XL

#android-root

and

#TWRP

on irc.freenode.net using my IRC client.

and asking the friendly people there.

If you're not familiar with IRC, can you post more about your situation here?

What OS are you running on the computer?

What "steps" have you been following? Link us to the thread.
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] area51avenger:
I also have a telus hox. What part are you stuck on exactly?
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] Lord_Xovon:
my IS is windows 8 I have the driver sig disabled for ADB to work and I was able to retrieve the unlock code 3 times but it will not allow me to sendthe unlock bin file. Says cannot load

Unlock_code bin file, so I followed a guide someone made for Telus one X owners and try to use a spoof bat to install it still no luck I'm on

android 4.0.3.,htc sense 4.0, fw 1.91.661.4,htc sdkapi level 4.11.
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] area51avenger:
So you got the unlock_code.bin file in your email and your put it with your adb and fastboot files correct?

And once that's in the same folder you opened a command prompt and typed

fastboot flash unlocktoken Unlock_code.bin
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] Lord_Xovon:
Yes and it comes up saying cannot load that it can't load that file.
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] area51avenger:
Are you sure it's in the same folder. and you are typing the command in properly with upper and lower case where it should be?

Double check the name of the file in the folder to be sure. Sometimes windows adds (1) to the end or something
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] Lord_Xovon:
Yes in sure I have rooted an htc desire z, htc desire c, Samsung galaxy tablet, nexus 7, its just this one is being very strange on the final step.
[AT&T, Rogers HTC One X, Telstra One XL] Myrder:
There is your problem. Win8 is extremely problematic right now. Your drivers are not synching/downloading/installing. Even with downloading HTC sync. You'll have to do that from a computer that has win7 or lower, wait for the driver updates for win8 come out, or you could dual boot you PC with Ubuntu and do it on Ubuntu.
[Galaxy Note II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] mazibuko:
Hello guys, ill have this problem after night, no changes for phone etc as update or reset havent been done, i don't realy know what happend, just wifi and BT not even turning on, it freez, then turning back to OFF mode and try turn on and so 10 minutes allredy, any body know sollution for that? try make hw reset, nothing changes same problem left.

GT-N7100

android 4.1.1

firmware n7100XXALIH