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[Off-topic] Apex:
WASHINGTON—Calling the last four days of American life just...I mean, talk about a goddamned punch in the gut, citizens across the nation confirmed today that, Jesus, this week.

This ****ing week, sources added.

Christ.

“Seriously, can we wrap this up already?” Maryland resident James Alderman told reporters, echoing the thoughts of all 311 million Americans, who have just about reached their weekly goddamned quota for carnage, misery, confusion, heartbreak, and rage. “Because, you know, I’m pretty sure we’ve all had our hearts ripped out of our chests and stomped on enough times for one seven-day period, thank you very much.”

“Man oh man,” Alderman added, shaking his head. “Can you believe this? Can you honestly believe the kind of piece-of-**** week we’re having here?”

According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific **** on this hellish ****show of a week. Have at it.”

Following what could only be described by witnesses as the goddamned week to end all soul-crushing weeks, sources all across the nation reported that, sorry, is all this **** really happening at once? Because if all this **** is really happening at once, multiple reports verified, then this might actually be, honest to God, one of the worst weeks of all time.

No joke, added anyone with a set of working eyes and ears. Of all time.

“Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it completely to the ****ing brim with explosions, mutilations, death, manhunts, lies, weeping, and the utter uselessness of our political system,” said basically every person in America who isn’t comatose or a complete sociopath. “You know, maybe try to spread some of that total misery across the other 51 weeks in the year. Just a thought.”

“Gotta hand it to this week, though,” added the entire American populace, laughing and crying at the same time. “It’s a mother****er.”

At press time, sources confirmed that, you know what? Forget this week. 2013 as a whole can pretty much go straight to hell where it belongs.

"Laughter is the best medicine, except for treating diarrhea."
[Off-topic] :
TL;DR? So what you say? :confused:
[Off-topic] eep2378:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqo1Ad6spkY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Standoff in Watertown, MA with marathon bombing suspects. Pretty frightening.

BTW, this location is about 30 from my home :eek:

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30 what? Centimetres?
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
I was watching that on CNN...

you alright, bro?

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Thanks, guys. :):beer:

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[Off-topic] Apex:
Goddamned Russians (brothers, one in hell already, younger one about to join)!

"Laughter is the best medicine, except for treating diarrhea."
[Off-topic] :
Oh yeah happy birthday :D
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
http://m.nbcbayarea.com/nbcbayarea/pm_117573/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=p9iphasO

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
It's not the Russian that counts... But something else... :rolleyes:

Which I'll not say for the sake of political correctness. :mad:

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[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Careful. Stinky will hear ya

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Agreed :thumbup: (I think :confused: )

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[Off-topic] SpiritFyre:
Lolz hiys frat n muffins

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[Off-topic] eep2378:
30 minutes. Also the one at large is a student at my local University! About 5-10 min from my home. He was reportedly seen there this week AFTER the bombings :eek:

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
You know what I meant. :rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] undercover:
What you too?

Comment from Daily Mail. Chechny = Russia, are we going at war with Russia?

Response. (something along the lines) You are so ignorant of the world outside of America.

Chechnia and Russia is like UK and Afghanistan. (Simplified analogy but works)

Seriously, this is annoying. People in Russia have been terrorised by Chechen rebels just as much as you guys in US of A by Taliban. School taken hostage, explosions in airport, other buildings etc. It just saddens me that ignorance makes you think that people that suffer from terrorism as much as you do are taken responsible for terrorist acts committed by people they are being associated with.

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
More like China and Tibet... :p

But I know what you mean.

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Are they ganging up on you?
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
No. :rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
Noooooo!! I was afraid i offended you.

Skinny pulled it on me a long time ago and i pulled it on you now. :p That's all. :D
[Off-topic] undercover:
Very true.

Not really. I have said it before and will repeat it again, I think ignorance is what makes the world what it is now, ****hole. I absolutely hate ignorance on any level. :(

Please don't think I'm upset because I'm Russian (I'm not, although my first language is Russian), it's because of the reasons I've stated above. And i expected a bit more knowledge and flexibility of mind from people I consider smart, educated and knowledgeable. I guess years long "isolation" (media, physical, educational) from the rest of the world is too hard to overcome and i don't blame you guys personally for a second. One advice, watch Russia Today now and again, it will broaden your horizon by a huge margin.

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[Off-topic] eep2378:
Didn't Russia and Chechnya go to war twice? Don't think they like each other and from what I know(which is not much) the two are very different.

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
So in a nutshell you hate me. Ok. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] :
What just happened?

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[Off-topic] undercover:
No. I hate ignorance. And ignorance is something that is easy to overcome. Next time when you (generalising) park at shopping centre, don't take children parking spaces. Next time you read the news, seek another independent source on the matter. Next time someone is pushing you, stop and let him go, it could be some old lady which didn't even notice that she pushed you.

As someone said long long time ago. If you want to change the world, start from yourself.

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[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Was going to comment here but lost my train of thought :o

Hows you Amanda

Takes a lot to offend me :cool:

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”

― Mother Teresa
[Off-topic] roofrider:
I know, i was just trying to lighten the mood. I might be ignorant at times thanks to my laziness :rolleyes: but trust me, i always try to be sensible. Think the quote is something like "Be the change you want to see in others"? Not sure.

[MENTION=4665306]jugg1es[/MENTION] :cool:
[Off-topic] undercover:
Nah, no worries. I like to rant now and again. Gotta vent once I a while :)

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
What exactly happened in Washington DC the other day? Our senior class was kicked out of the city the other day because soemthing happened when they were speaking about gun rights.
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Not sure if trolling :sly::sly::sly:

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
I'm not. :confused: I'm not talking about the Boston Bombing .
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Maybe cause of the senator and Obama getting letters with ricin???

[MENTION=3038832]undercover[/MENTION] brother

I love u man :cool:

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[Off-topic] undercover:
[MENTION=4901123]DowntownJeffBrown[/MENTION]

Love you too

*full on homo*

:D

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
They probably put DC on high alert...

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
:D:D:D wait....:what:

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[Off-topic] undercover:
C'mon, you gotta try all in life. How about long distance same sex relationship?

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
Lets make love peoples! Dejavu?:p
[Off-topic] :
No I love him!

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[Off-topic] undercover:
Ooooooooh, love triangle!

Roofie, lets do it! Hippie ftw!

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[Off-topic] :
Love Triangle FTW!

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[Off-topic] Apex:
My comment was in direct reference (despite the 'being in parentheses part') to the two brothers, not Russia, Russians, or otherwise. Keep up, son! :rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] :
What's going on?

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
America is at war against Russia.
[Off-topic] roofrider:
Lol, [MENTION=3038832]undercover[/MENTION] gotta go, later maybe..early start tomo.

Make love with wolf instead. :p
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Down pup down

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[Off-topic] undercover:
Lmao.

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[Off-topic] eep2378:
Speaking of ignorance, check out this tweet by a Arkansas state representative early this morning! What a jackass!

I wonder how many Boston liberals spent the night cowering in their homes wishing they had an AR-15 with a hi-capacity magazine? #2A

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[Off-topic] Apex:
Yeah, because everyone knows assault rifles can defend against explosives. :rolleyes:

"Laughter is the best medicine, except for treating diarrhea."
[Off-topic] cascabel:
wtf is going on in here? :confused:

Just because i don't doesn't mean i can't.

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they don't? :eek: damn it.. :p

Just because i don't doesn't mean i can't.
[Off-topic] Apex:
Dragons, dragons everywhere!

"Laughter is the best medicine, except for treating diarrhea."
[Off-topic] cascabel:
lmao. what are you sniffing now? give me some. :D

Just because i don't doesn't mean i can't.
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Bath salts :eek:

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Stlas htab most likely.
[Off-topic] undercover:
Did you konw taht one can sitll raed txet ealsiy as lnog as fsrit and lsat lteters are the smae?

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[Off-topic] roofrider:
rlaley?
[Off-topic] undercover:
Idened

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
:rolleyes: Everybody knows that. Or at least, I thought everybody knows that.
[Off-topic] undercover:
You know what they say about assumption, right?

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[Off-topic] Deadly:
you are making one atm :rolleyes:

#seewhatididthere :p
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
It's the epitome of man? :confused:
[Off-topic] undercover:
No, that was a question.

You were close to delivering a "good one". Still failed. :D

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Epic accessory is epic http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00B3...aining seat&qid=1366340340&ref_=sr_1_6&sr=8-6

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[Off-topic] cascabel:
the sad thing is it's out of stock. lol.

Just because i don't doesn't mean i can't.
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Yo Russkie!!! :D

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
I know right lol

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[Off-topic] :
And when the toddler is older, he can use this:

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[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
:eek: Were you trying to order one? Cas needs a little additional training?

Got back from getting a pre-employment physical. Told my wife they made me turn my head and cough. Her response: "you should have asked to see his penis to keep it fair." Wtf?

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LOL! The stories you tell about your wife are hilarious.

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[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
She's a weird girl. It's why I love her. You guys haven't even begun to hear about the sleep talking, walking, cooking, etc. that she's done.

Edit: Since I'm feeling jovial, I'll throw you a bone:

Last year she dreamed she was a gorilla at a 4th of July party, who was diving into the pool. This resulted in minor injury to her right hand, as she had stood up on the edge of the bathtub and tried to dive into the bathroom sink.

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
Ahhh cooking? :confused::eek:

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[Off-topic] :
I prefer the weird over the sane lol.

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Haha is a crapple

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[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Yes. See edit, though. I have audio recording of the cooking night. It began with me being tired of the sleep talk, sleeping on the couch, being woken up by her screaming "It's too hot in here, Easter Bunny!" This started around 10:30 pm, and was still going on in different forms until I left for work at 6:30 am.

She's highly sedated at night just to get to sleep, so periodically, her sleep talk/activity is intense and hilarious.

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[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
:cool:

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Get to work 6 hours tomorrow. :D
[Off-topic] :
Nice. Perhaps you can start saving for a new rig? Or did you get the laptop off your brother?

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[Off-topic] Prawesome:
Hey frat :cool:
[Off-topic] :
Some whales had asked me if I've seen you.

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[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Well, if it isn't everyone's favorite crustacean. How it is?

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[Off-topic] Prawesome:
What language did they speak? :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Welsh. All whales speak Welsh.

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[Off-topic] :
Hey Mr Obvious

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[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Mr? I'm not always obvious, but when I am, it's Lord Obvious.

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[Off-topic] :
I apologise, Lord Asshole aka Jeremy

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[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Rofl you prick. :D

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Well, it's official. Monday I start an entry level, possibly only short term job, though it could also lead to benefits in 3 months. That all depends on how the owner feels about me being over-qualified.

Still hoping to hear back on a supervisor/manager job, though.

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Well done man! Turning your head and coughing was worth it! And your wife was right!

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[Off-topic] undercover:
Good to hear JR. Good luck with the manager one.

I've got one week (2 shifts) left at current job.

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Wow...

[YOUTUBE]ROrpKx3aIjA[/YOUTUBE]
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Awesome. Now my wife is stressed out and ****ting all over me for not being able to advocate for her medical needs next week because I'm working. I know it's just her worries talking, but still...

/wrists

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Collision Detection. So much fun. :rolleyes:

At least I've been taking Geography this year.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Just giving you all an email

:beer::p

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[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Now...that's trolling!!1111!!!!!!1!1

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La calaca tilica y flaca!! :eek:
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Nope. My quote notification is turned off.

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[Off-topic] boborone:
Too easy to resist.

Change multipass for multiquote

[youtube]9jWGbvemTag[/YouTube]

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@jRi0T68

Testing

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@jRi0T68

Testing

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@jRi0T68

Testing

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Wth. That was weird.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Trolling? :D

my :tank: has blown your house up

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my :tank: has blown your house up

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my :tank: has blown your house up
[Off-topic] boborone:
Wth. That was weird.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
my :tank: has blown your house up
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Bobo...I had to come here, just to tell you--you da man.

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
No post? :confused:

:sly::rolleyes:

Btw, anybody see veeman lately?
[Off-topic] undercover:
Just finished reading World War Z. What a book.... :eek:

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Well, since ive got certain restrictions setup, i didn't get one :p

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Well, since ive got certain restrictions setup, i didn't get one :p

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Well, since ive got certain restrictions setup, i didn't get one :p

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Well, since ive got certain restrictions setup, i didn't get one :p

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[Off-topic] boborone:
I remember you saying something about not turning off notifications in the feedback thread.:confused:

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Hey BOBO!!! You rang??? :D:beer:

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[Off-topic] boborone:
Haha time to party. I'm just cracked open a Luke warm coke. Smoking a fat cigarette. :p

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[Off-topic] undercover:
I did not. I keep mention on and quotes, buy quotes only work if person quoting my post is in my friends list :p

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Hear hear!! :D:beer:

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Goodnight guys. Gotta wake up at 5:30AM for work. :o
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Do you work for an itching company called itch go?

my :tank: has blown your house up
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Gnite *waves*

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[Off-topic] Deadly:
fail troll you mean?:p

+1 lol.. people quote posts all the time.. I would never want notification for that.. so.. its off :cool:

[MENTION=2180828]boborone[/MENTION].. fail :p

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[Off-topic] Apex:
But, feel free to discuss anything. I'm going to step away for a few. I trust everyone will be on their best behavior! :cyclops:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
You don't have to worry about it... take care man.. night night all

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[Off-topic] boborone:
http://totalfratmove.com/1039950?ut...tm_campaign=boobs-as-used-for-fraternity-rush
[Off-topic] Apex:
Looks pretty good from my end. :silly:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Lol... this is stretching to its limit I feel:eek:

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:thanks:

Size 7 is not that big I guess... but if it was anything like HTML it would have been:eek:

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[Off-topic] Axis_Drummer:
I'm up.. :cool: what's up guys?

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Im fine, im working on my website for my hosting company.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Good Morning Sir - Evening here with this Muffin :cool:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
What can I say? There has been lots going on!!

Uummm... blanket?

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
There's not many girls here.

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[Off-topic] Axis_Drummer:
Awesome man :thumbup:

Its 5pm here and the sun is goin down.. lol I slept the day away

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Hey Axis. How are you.

Edit: 2967 posts.

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[Off-topic] Axis_Drummer:
I've noticed lol A LOT!

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I'm good.. lol though i slept entirely too long

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[Off-topic] Deadly:
Naah.. there is no such thing as slept too long:rolleyes:

Well atleast not in my book:p

I have slept 20 hours straight!!

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
We're all not as lazy as you. :rolleyes::p

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[Off-topic] Deadly:
I know right? How can you be equal to me when you are so much more:p:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] Axis_Drummer:
Lol that's.. insane bro :p

I couldn't do it.

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
At least I don't spend all day on xda. :rolleyes::p

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[Off-topic] flastnoles11:
Think I'm getting my wife the gnex instead... her upgrade is tomorrow and the gnex is free until the third... good idea or wait until s3 price drops? Thoughts?

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